The Yak - Big Cat's Canadian Convinces KB to Switch Sides | The Yak 2-20-25

Episode Date: February 20, 2025

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Good. Patriotic. Yeah. Feeling good? Yeah. USA, baby. hockey jerseys in the way mm-hmm how's everyone doing good patriotic yeah feeling good yeah USA baby we have a Canadian here I heard him walking through the halls yeah beat his ass he already flipped KB what I panicked yeah we brought him in we food so we flew we were like the game tonight USA versus Canada we're like hey we want to fly a Canadian in for the stream so we have at least something on the stream where it's not just all US we can go back and forth and then we found this guy and he came in and he's electric and he went and introduced himself to KB and then he came out of the

green room and was like yeah KB guy he's rooting for Canada and I was like what and I went in and KB was like yeah he was so cool first thing I said. Yeah, he was energetically convincing. So you're just team Canada in my defense It was involuntary. I didn't think about it when I said it He also called you Kobe call me Kobe. Yeah, I think KB Kobe died on my birthday Are you team Canada? No If he asks I am yeah We're gonna have got on I don't even know like He's gonna steal the show so we want him on this early or do we want to wait?

He's I don't know is he sitting in the gambling cave right now He brought a bunch of Tim Hortons. No, he's not in there. He's just he's been he's already been telling people Like he came out was like you guys doing lunch right now Which one o'clock the hours like you got to hear a lot of talking not a lot of working. It's cracking the whip Yeah, he's probably converting more Americans as we speak. Yeah He's got it great mustache great must great accent. Yeah, how'd you find him? He so we had people submit and then he submitted and then Yance who's part of spitting chicklets knows him as well He I guess he used to so he's best friends with Rick Nash who played in the NHL for a very long time And they used to fly him in to do,

to say the lineup in the locker room. Oh my God. Yeah. I'm rooting for the USA, but are Canadians per capita, they're nicer, are they funnier than us? Voice wise. Really Canadians? I think they might be.

The funniest. There's a lot of big comedians, like big comedy movies that are comedians. Yeah, I'm Carrie Yeah, but we only hear about the good ones. Yeah Alex Rebecca Seth Brogan Yeah, Jay Berr shell Lauren Michaels a bunch Ryan Gosling at this point Jay bear shell Exactly who bear shell is but I wouldn't put him on a list. He's a legend of the game Brandon Drake

Drake my funny Drake is Justin we're doing funny. Are we doing just kind of famous Canadians? It's funny Why are we sucking Canada's dick? No, you know thy enemy he's a Kendrick fan if you're only saying good things what about the bad ones Chris Benoit Yeah, Benoit. Why Ryan Reynolds? Mm-hmm? I'm tired of his shit. Oh, it's so annoying. Oh, he's smarmy and he'll crop out his wife and photos That did hit at the time yeah, OJ OJ play Buffalo. Oh wow Yeah, right right right there. Did you guys see biz get community noted? Yes?

That's awful. You can't have a worse community It's awful. You can't have a worse community. I don't know if you pulled it up TJ, but Fox News used a quote from PMT yesterday. X Team Canada star says country will have national emergency if Team Canada loses to US in Four Nations final. And the community notes is, Bissonnette may have played for Team Canada as a teenager in the under 18 world championships. He was far from a star then and could be considered the pinnacle of his career

Never played for Canada again his fame has come post career So funny brutal, and it has like fucked up grammar, so they were like really trying to get Travelers love it. Yeah, it's on tonight It's harder than he did by six hours travelers. I love it. Yeah, it's on tonight Mm-hmm. So I want I want as we need away. I want existential crisis from Canada. Yeah, I want just like complete Breakdown of just identity. Yeah, just like the soul searching as a country. Who are we? What are what? Yeah, what is the point of this when business point of any of this when business explaining the national emergency? It sounded like what happens when we lose in the World Cup every single time, but except the whole country will actually care.

Like, doing the like, the equipment's too expensive. Youth hockey isn't good. Like, the AAU culture, all that stuff. That is one of the great traits of being an American, is if we do lose, we just decide immediately we don't give a fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Even when the basketball team loses loses we're just like they're fucking pussies yeah about yeah we did send our best we're and the guys we did send our

fucking pussy bitches yeah well next time next time we'll oh Jason Kate lost Argentina cares a fuck we're gonna losing yeah we don't even and when him even the things we're good at losing. Yeah Even the things we're supposed to win if we don't win we just go and fuck it win a Super Bowl That's all you have to do is win a Super Bowl and we have won a Grey Cup Yeah, that's the best. That's the best counter argument. What is that? I want the great cup great cup is the Canadian Football League champion I know but how do you how did we win it? We had a team in Baltimore for a couple League champion. I know. But how do you how did we win it? We had a team in Baltimore for a couple of years. Really? Oh, great. So look it up. I just can always dunk on them. Be like you have zero Super Bowls. We have a great cut. That's that's amazing. Yeah. Baltimore Stallion. Wow. Yep. What year do we win the great cup?

Oh, they were only in here. And then they won it. Oh, boy. Both years. Yeah, they. What a slap in the face. Both years, yeah. They became the only American franchise to win the Grey Cup. We were in there for two years. Two years and we won a Grey Cup. It took us one fucking try at it.

Love that. Um, how would, like, Ohio State do in the Grey Cup? Oh, good question. Probably third place. No, I probably win it. Probably win it. If you think of how many NFL talent they have on their team, they got a lot. More than...

Yeah, because they got more NFL talent than the Grey Cups. In Canada, I think caps how many Americans can play. Oh, great. So I think the best of Ohio State's team is significantly better and The worst of the great cup team is probably the worst of the Canadian team is probably a little better than the worst of Ohio State I Don't know what fuck it. We should try to win. I got lost. Yeah Call I got lost halfway

Ohio State's better than the best of no That's not what I said the best of Ohio State's better than the best of. No. No. That's not what I said. The best of the Canadian team. Our best is way better than their best. But their worst is better than ours. Their backup is slightly worse. It was slightly worse than Ohio State's.

Slightly better? Probably better depth, yeah. Yeah, because they're pros after all. They are grown men. Yeah. But they also have real. Ohio State's pros. Ohio State would beat the shit out of them.

Ohio State is pros. I'll just say it. Ohio State is pros now. It is, especially they're starting 22 like that's You don't want to do the you don't want to do the thing the Cavs locker room did when the Bron was drafted You know that you see those clips where they're like now. He is just a high schooler I don't know if he's gonna come in and yeah, really. He doesn't know anything about pro ball It's like shut up Larry Hughes, yeah I was like, give me time, guys. I was like, shut up, Larry Hughes.

Yeah. Who was it? Was it Boozer? I think Boozer might have said that. Ricky Davis. Ricky Davis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ricky Davis triple double by himself.

That was him, right? Rebound. Yeah, he threw it off the rim to get his 10th rebound. You know, we're just talking sports. Talking sports. Talking ball, man. How much money would like a successful YouTube video make?

Like how much money do you think the free throw stream made? It was so long. 16 hours, hundreds of thousands of views. Five viewers. Six figs. Low six figs. You're too high. Oh. How much would be? Zero.

Oh, why? Somebody played the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme. Oh. Oh, the copyright stream? Yeah. We got demonetized? That was a big stream. Those guys put in a lot of effort.

It was probably worth it for the guy who played the song, though. It was funny. Funny three seconds. Who played the song? I don't know. Rhymes was... Brandon Schmalker we have any wrestling fans here

ruin the whole operation they got to do it again I guess yeah they do doesn't count didn't make any money failure but at least they're like help the stream like by trying free throws my Beers help the stream My request was come in and shake the stream up and you know the vibes up I was told right before I walked in and get the vibes of you shook the stream up Oh, yeah, okay, the stream up like Sonic getting all the coins hit out of them That's right came out there and everybody's and I you shook the stream up in the way you would shake a baby Yeah, I tweeted out I'm on the way and I got a pop can you should play the

Stone Cold Steve Austin theme when you get there and I said good idea so whoever sent me that DM is at fault here they owe they owe us thousands of yes I do and we'll send you that check it would have been way cooler if you didn't play the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme song you went out and ripped thousands of dollars mm-hmm that would been way more if you didn't play the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme song you went out ripped thousands of dollars That would been way more badass. It was kind of the same thing. Yeah, I Don't think I don't I think I think it's fine Here from Dana last night I did did he did he tug on his penis like he was fat hands

He got he got home safely his girl had a a TikTok about it, right? What? It was really cute. Yeah. She post really funny. His girl had a TikTok about it. She has to meet with his patient woman on her phone. She doesn't know about him getting home. Oh.

It was like him in the dark slugging across the lawn. He looked dead. Looking dead. Oh wait, I wanna see this. Yeah. I don't know her name. I've never seen someone want to jack off so badly. Oh my god.

I don't know how to find it actually. God, he took that. Yeah, he was serious. I need it. He also ordered two orders of Like breadsticks or something. He's like I'm ordering so many breadsticks Married soon. Yeah, I love it. You know must guarantee. He should his hotel bathroom 16 hours 18 beers thousands of free throws can't walk or lift his arms, but made it home in time And this is him arriving to her parents house. Yeah, yeah, that's true good point And then this morning they had to wake up and drive. Yeah, you had to wake up and drive

What a legend he's the best he is he's gonna fit in well here when he moves Yeah, I didn't real well the pressure on him. He drunkenly said his percentage he would come here at the dozen in New Orleans. What'd he say? What was it? It was high. Yeah? It was a very passing grade. I mean, he and Tate might have something, because Dana is perfect for those streams

where he's all in. He's down for whatever. Tate realized he's not fat next to Dana. Right. That too. Yeah. That is a fun realization to have. Jerry's Snack House.

I missed that one. That's a good one All right, should we get this fucking He's your Canadian. He's electric. Is he yours? He's gonna be basically the like he's gonna be barstool soon. Yeah He already moved his flight back So he showed up what ten hours early for the for the game tonight And then we were talking and he we were saying we play pick up on Fridays, and he's like oh move my flight Hank I want to play

What part of you can't I was like you can't play basketball. He's like all crisscross you Like and I guess James Naismith is Canadian. Yeah. Didn't realize that. He's from Brampton. Brampton area. Ontario. Outside of Toronto.

I don't know why I asked that, because I would have had no reference point, really. Yeah, what would have sufficed there? I think if you had said Calgary, I'd be like, oh, well, he's out there in the rural part, rural, in the rural part. But Montreal would have been, he's French. There's only really three things you could have said that would really take my mind anywhere. Brampton has more people than Boston. That big huh? In the city proper yeah. I didn't realize I saw Ariel of Toronto the other day and it's like three three of them, right? Yeah, you saw the same

That feels like pretty bad city planning where they have their three Toronto's there's three Wow three city centers like there's three centers all separated by Atlanta to there's three pods of like skyscrapers or whatever. Can you show us the aerial of Toronto? LA's like that a little bit. We're going to have some difficult things to look up today. Ah, that's not that difficult. Century City and. TJ's got it. But they're in a perfectly straight line. It's like planned out that way. Yeah. Yeah. It's aesthetically pleasing. It was. Really? Yeah. I feel like I'd get. If you see it. No. No. No. No. No. I think it was a tweet. It was a TikTok or a Really? Yeah. I feel like I'd get. If you see it, no. No, no, no, no. I think it was a tweet.

It was a TikTok or a tweet, yeah. No. No. Tweet or a Tiktok, TJ? No. Oh, Nardoir is Canadian as well. Who's that? Nardoir, the human serviette.

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See? All the three. Uptown, midtown, downtown. Bing, bing, bong. So many trees too. It's like a forest between them. Isn't it crazy? So it's a big place. So what where where is like the is

This in Toronto or these suburbs. These are all so this is all Toronto I think I guess we have a guy who could tell us one of them is uptown one of them is midtown one of them is downtown We have a guy who could tell us which one's midtown. That's a really tough. Yeah, I like the one on the water Toronto is a very beautiful city. I love it. Never been to Canada It's awesome. I have to go and is agreed is agreed Overpriced overcrowded soulless. Yeah greed. Oh Sucks you don't like fuck them Here we go. Okay. We know we need this out of a guy really fucked up

My question for Nick and KB is is your boy arrested in Japan right now? He got he got the key Japan is very big on citizen arrests, okay, and so this guy he up Did you guys see this world of t-shirts got arrested in Japan? I'm I don't follow him anymore. Yeah Did you guys see this? World of T-shirts got arrested in Japan. I don't follow him anymore. Yeah, Josh was threatening to murder and bonking on heads, and so a dude took it into his own hands. And arrested him. Grabbed him and carried him to the police station.

A citizen's arrest? Yeah. Is he still detained? No, he's back in New York. He's always... He's impervious to anything. Yeah, he cannot... Nothing bad can happen.

But him in Tokyo, him in Japan... I've been here for a month, this is the best part of it. Because... He abducted me! I saw... He abducted me. Nothing bad, but him in Tokyo him in Japan I saw he abducted me. I saw a bunch of people being like he's like Japan doesn't fuck around He's gonna be Japan doesn't fuck around but No, he got carried away by a guy All right, well I'm happy he's back in New York, I'm not! Yeah, it's bad. Oh, okay. It's bad. All right, well I'm happy he's back in New York. Uh, I'm not happy for the New Yorkers. He's a menace.

They don't even raise their voice in Japan. No, but this guy just carried him to the police station. That kinda rocks. It does rock. Yeah, that's power. I can't breathe. Yeah, that's overlapped. Yeah, yeah.

Pleading insanity would be a pretty easy sell for him All right, let's get oldie. Yeah Is he is he in the gambling cave? He checked what's his name? His nickname is oldie. Okay I think he was a goalie and his thing. Maybe his last name's old man or something. Yeah, that's how Canadian nicknames Is maybe his last name's old man or something yeah, that's how Canadian nicknames Take a seat right there, man. Yeah Sit on down Start from childhood Alright boys, so how are you doing? What are you looking at? Come on man.

Start from childhood. Start from the childhood? Alright, well, first off, my mom and dad got together. They did a little jiggy jiggy and here I am. Grew up on a 100 acre farm. Out in Canada. Was Winnie the Pooh there?

No Winnie the Pooh, no sticking the hand in the potoh, no, no sticking the hand in the pot of honey there Keep your hand out of the pot of honey Keep it out of the pot of honey Stay away from the Hufflepuff Can you do me a favor, can you just check underneath your seat real quick? Oh no, I love this part Okay, under here? Under the cushion

Okay, yeah, lift it right? Here we go, what's going on? What's going on? What's under there? Oh. What does it say on there? Eat a bag of dicks. Ah ha ha!

That's for you! You guys want some? No, that's for you, buddy. Hey, Canadian, we shared, dude. Come on, you guys want a little piece of dicks? We already had some. Nice. Dick small, taste them all, no?

I put the mic back in front of your face. This is a live show. I should've said that no the mic Mike the microphone Yeah, you guys can't hear me I gotta get it come closer like this check check one two check one two check check check one two Three we're good. Yeah good. So yeah fire off some questions KB some questions Canada oh Fire off some questions, KB. Fire some questions? Yeah, about Canada. Oh. You give me statements, and then I'll

ask the question afterwards. Oh, statements. Oh, Canada knowledge. What do you guys want to know? What are you looking for? You got great maple syrup, beautiful. Can't beat it. I mean, I don't know.

What are you guys looking for? What do you guys, uh? Why are you wearing the gold shirt? It's a vest. Oh, just just manifest for tonight Just cuz we know where they handing out medals. We've done it back-to-back 2010 2014 gold medals This is a trophy situation not a medal for nations. Yeah No, no, we're talking old-school Olympics there remember but this is

Remember cuz you guys probably weren't in it, right? Wait, so you're you were trash man sit come on cat. We took the sanitary engineer You know we gotta keep it pro. Yeah, over trash truck slam the garbage truck hard and hot and heavy. Oh, yeah Yeah, so for how long oh? Gotta be 12 year bender okay, and a couple years out of the gate Then I did a little couple bump and grind jobs there, and then I got myself into The garbage for like 12 years and yeah, and then what do you do now? I work for the town drive a drive a snowplow okay clean up people's garbage of the ditch Okay, what's the coolest garbage you ever found?

Pardon me. What's the coolest garbage you ever found? Oh, oh wait. we're on live TV. You can say it. I found some crazy stuff. There's some crazy stuff out there. Like we found a 14 inch heavy dildo out there. No way. Oh yeah. That thing was huge. It was stuck right under the wall. Was it used? I don't know. It did smell too bad, but when we put it into wall a little wobble wobble and you still have a couple off the face I know we stuck on one of the guys cars there. Sorry Kate. I don't drive home with a that's all right Danny and then Yeah, do a little bit volunteer firefighting and you and you do and you drive the Zamboni now the Zamboni

I used to rip the bony I was in the rinks before and I did that for like years that was a beautiful job horn in the kids every kids waving out there they want to be on the ice with you cleaning it and everyone's out there the two they all know how to flood right oh you missed the line oh you miss like get out of here dude we'll grab another beer dad and put it in your Tim Hortons cup and drink in the stands don't worry about it your kids not making into the show anyways it's not making it that little's not stopping him from crisscrossing the guys over out there. Like.

What were you gonna say, Brandon? I was just, he had a line in there that I was curious about. Hornin' the kids means he's blowin' the horn for the kids? Yeah, yeah, a little horn. Eh, eh, eh, eh. Okay, all right, good. Yeah, you gotta lay on the juice though.

You gotta lay on the juice. Just makin' sure. Oh man. So you purely hockey or any other sports? Lacrosse. Face off. Oh yeah. Who's got lacs here? Who can play the lacs? any other sports lacrosse? Oh, yeah, who's got lax here who can play the locks we got some lacrosse locks locks locks lacrosse Lax lax yes it lacks you said locks Lax lax lacrosse okay, all right we have some lacrosse

The boys want to go we good I'll do a face-off best face-off guy in league Fogo face-off get-off That was me, and if I lost I beat the guys arm tell you know I mean I don't know don't beat me next time I can't pinpoint your age You're timeless Whoo, I like that. Yeah, I like that Any guesses 33 yeah 30 I'm gonna say 40 40 30. I don't see any greater than 44 30 I'm gonna say 40 40 30 I don't see any grand

40 40 30 I'm gonna say 33 Katz got it dude come on he's 40 40 40 40 banger yeah you've seen a couple grades you've seen a couple sparklers in the sky there in the air maybe might have seen that's why are you we're gonna do

the gauntlet later you're gonna you're gonna do the gauntlet lunch just got here so I want you to be able to eat lunch. I'm being a good ball fuel up fuel up. Yeah, I're up right Yeah, oh, yeah lunch, and then yeah, yeah, I'll come back for the gauntlet. Yeah, hell. Yeah, okay I'm down the bump grind up there with the boys all right small feet Tiny I know that's what he does Jerry oh man Jerry no no no, no, no. I got the Kahunas, but they don't got the Dong.

I got the Kiwis, yeah, yeah, but no Dong. But it still works though, dude. It still goes for swims. You know what I mean? What are you thinking, Brady? What are you thinking? No, no, no. I just thought your feet.

I liked your shoes, but I thought the feet were a little small. You look like you're rocking some 8 and 1 halfs there. No, they're 10 and a halfs. They're 10 and a halfs. But what are you doing after this? You going to the zoo with those shoes or no? No, these are like run the zoo or no incredible like a zebra guy. These are velvet. They're actually tiger stripes. Oh tiger. Yeah. They're Siberian tiger stripes. Those are sexy. No. Yeah, I like them. Let's run a little bang. What do you get those on? you get them from Ross or where do you get those from?

No, I got those from Stock X Yeah, it's not like for less like yeah, like a winners Marshall's back home in Canada You kind of want it, but you kind of can't really afford it kind of game what what row do you want? Canada's star to be when they become a state What row on the flag? Oh absolutely zero you guys know we ain't coming 51 you guys know that dude We win tonight, I think we had a star on bulls down that's it Yeah, all of a sudden shaboom shabo. Canada's whammo right on the American flag.

51 in the Northern state. Do we know what it will be? You know what it would be though if it did become that? Absolutely best state you would have. You think Canada would be our best state? If you guys made 51, it had happened, you guys would be like, dude, this is the best state we have out of all the other 50. This is the one. What are you bringing to the table we don't think it happened. You guys would be like dude, this is the best state We have it of all the other 50 like this is the one what do you bring into the table? We already have we got fresh beautiful lots of freshwater. I got the Rocky Mountains beautiful got that got that you got that

We got the east the West Coast you guys Yeah, nothing to us maple syrup that's us and we you can't even say hockey cuz yeah, we got that Yeah, but do you really take that we will tonight? Time will tell time will tell time will tell Let's see what happens. We'll see you time. What that's all you can do. What are the implications of a Canadian loss? Like what do you mean the laws if you guys lose like what what will happen? What's at stake? It's not gonna be a good man. It's not gonna be good I can't do that feel it right on Canada we put the pox bro like we're out there man. Yep

Sounds disastrous I That's but I don't really have the nurse because I'm not really thinking about that because I don't really that doesn't really happen though You know I mean you guys don't lose that was the one game you guys won like that was it and it was two one Really? It was three one. Yeah empty net right counts. Yeah, it's a goal's goal, right? Hey, I watched that. Hey, I watched that game a fella. You guys had an empty net. Okay, what's that? How you got the pipes fucking? Yeah, that guy oh my god happening Bittington, I don't know made a Swiss cheese that guy. Yeah, I Don't know. Yeah, we'll see what happens. Gordon is snapping Bittington. I don't know if that's a G. Made a Swiss cheese that guy. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah we'll see what happens.

I think the boys will be alright though. I'm excited. Well I'm really excited. Alright so yeah go eat lunch. I got you lunch. Beautiful. And then we'll do the gauntlet at the end of the show. And we'll be there? Yeah. So okay I'll be back. I'll be feeling up. Who am I going against? I'm going to all these cats here? Everyone here?

There's a long list. It's an individual challenge Yeah, there's a long list of times pro athletes on there. There's a chance. You'll be to pro athlete I bet you will I think I got a great chance I think double cartwheel to the splits to finish it off at the end yes, oh yeah, oh yeah, it's horrible might give you some problems Hmm do you know information? No. I don't know any information on it. I don't even know. He doesn't know information. Very honest about it. To be honest with you, straight up, I ain't here for that.

I don't write books, you know what I mean? I'm not an author. You say you don't write books? What about reading them? Oh, definitely no, that's a no-go for sure. Math, let's do the numbers here. Yeah, we'll sell it up here But we ain't doing the reading the writing here boys, you know, I mean You guys are what? No, no

Picture books are like the ones right? Yeah It's pretty easy just go to the next page after you've done that page, right? Yeah Simple as that's yeah Explain it pretty much is right in front of you right yeah, you boys well I guess I better go eat up, and then I'm bumping grind you guys after all right Yeah, but the bag is probably in the front so yeah, I want to apologize already to why For tonight oh when I'm sorry dude You don't apologize you're gonna win. Yeah, that's kind of a silly thing to say come back at him

He's not gonna win. Say no, this is on board. We'll see in ten hours, right? Yeah You got here very early for this game. Wait, did you come early? Oh, yeah, I was fluent today Did you come bearing man? Let's go Canada boys I Let's go All right, go eat and we'll have a bag of dicks and we'll see you guys in a bit, okay, all right I get how he won you over. Yeah, he wasn't he was a he wasn't not in character He was himself like but I don't think he has a character. I think it's just he just talks about a chill conversation. Yeah

Yeah, he's ready to go Nervous for this game We got a win gotta win just highlight it What if we don't win who gives a shit it didn't yeah, right ill-prepared. I am to talk shit about hockey. I know nothing I know nothing all I've been saying is we're gonna win. Yeah. Oh, yeah Well, we're gonna fucking beat you guys cuz yeah, what are some things you can even say? We're gonna do what specifically? Well beat him how and what? Well, we got a we got a frustrate McDavid and McKinnon. Okay. Mm-hmm

We got to get him in the zone and stop their forward momentum. That's what we got to do. Yeah, okay I'm on that we got a we got a the four checks. That's what we got to get them in the zone and stop their forward momentum. That's what we got to do. Yeah, okay I'm on that we got a we got a the four check. That's what we got to do What are what are we gonna do the four check? It's a four checks in place for check. Yeah. Yeah, the four check Kyle, let me tell you something. Yeah. Yeah, great moments are born from great opportunity And that's what they have the 90s boys. Yeah, that's what they've earned tonight one game That's what they've earned is one. Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. I'm caught up. I Got it all what what does Canada do better than us hockey

Until tonight. Yeah, so if we take that from them, what did they have? Nothing. That's the thing. That's why this is a national, like, crisis for them. They're pretty good at sketch comedy, but we kind of took the... Trailer Park Boys? They were better at Trailer Park Boys. They were a little better. Yeah, sending it. They're better at Nelk.

They're way better at Nelk. They're enjoying winter. They like enjoy it better. Yeah, that's true stuff They do I do I did get taller try it like in a man my algorithm got caught in like backdoor backyard rinks Canada those are awesome Like oh, yeah, those are they all they have a lot of those yeah I went to Toronto for my eighth grade field trip and they have a ton of haunted houses year-round really yeah They're good at that. They were scary houses. They were scary haunted houses, too

That's pretty crazy. Yeah, just the haunted house capital. I'll say they're maple syrups ass like oh yeah Yeah, we have way better people syrup. Did you have the coast? Did the coast the okanagan Valley he's in West Coast? They don't have rats right Alberta Alberta doesn't have rats what do you mean they don't they just don't Alberta doesn't have rats how'd they get rid of the rats never had a rat let's go bring one did they kill him like st. Patrick I don't know if they say Alberta has no rats and branch traps all on the border seems like the extent

of your knowledge is 70 years rat- no rats. 70 years rat free. Wow. That doesn't seem possible. Do the rats stop at the border? There's just, oh, shit, this is Alberta. We ain't allowed here. Damn. That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's good for them.

It's their best thing yet. All right, they're good at that. So rat control? In Alberta. In Alberta. I assume Ontario and Montreal and Quebec are covered with rats. These menace to health home and industry kill them. Damn.

They did like rat propaganda? Geez. Yeah. Kyle, name three Canadian cities that are right at 100,000 population. I don't know that. Damn it. That was going to be your one shiny moment. Fuck. I don't know that damn it. I was gonna be your one shiny moment

I know and there's a lot that are like pretty populous. Mm-hmm. I Really? I'm obsessed with Newfoundland One looking at st. John's I think what is it about new fun? It's a very unique feel to it Extremely East huh? Yeah You're Prince Edward Island, all of them I like those maritime provinces y'all know that nobody's in Upper Ontario what so everybody in Ontario is either in Toronto or Ottawa and then there's this gigantic swath of Ontario that nobody's in it's above Michigan above all the way it's not even that. All of the people live at the very bottom.

Living right by us. They want to be us, dude. That's why. They're living right at the border. Basically all of them. Look at that. Look how much of Ontario is not covered up. Whoa.

Wait, I didn't realize they go all the way over to Greenland? Even down here by us. Yeah. Nobody's up there, though. They're like right next to it. It's some staggering percentage of people living like the lowest

Like a hundred kilometers tell me about yellow knife or like under the American border. Yeah, those Arctic towns Yes, we should just take it is that where the ice truckers drive Is that Canada I was it was Alaska, I think Alaska and Canada those guys were badasses Just driving on ice yeah That was about the whole show was just like hey were they swerving and stuff they were like oh We got to do we got to deliver this stuff. How are we gonna get there? We got to drive on the ice they made it seem really badass, but like how often was there Dane They were to drama station drama what could go wrong those are things that could go wrong if they did they'd be fucked but typically nothing

I don't remember anything really going wrong. Oh Canada invented the Goldie mask oh What else pretty good IMAX? Really, I mean no really I mean no I thought that was watching carver and peanuts grown the south how the fuck do they get that butter southern to a north Hawaiian pizza that can't I didn't know that is true

yeah so ok Canadian bacons on it south of Seattle 90% live with the miles while the Seattle doesn't even seem... Canadians love America. Yeah, they're just hugging up against us. Oh, 60% live south of Seattle. Yeah, that is interesting. Huh.

Very interesting. That's interesting. Very interesting. Isn't it? What's... Do maple syrup, of course, but say what's Canadian food? What's Canadian food? What's what do maple syrup of course but say what's Canadian is food What's a Canadian food? What's the answer? Kitty ass bacon and Brandon you'd love

Fucking love don't say you'd love I do love yeah, yeah Yeah, I'm thinking that you don't fucking do that. You would love it. Don't you fucking dare? I've got a try that was fucked up a man. You gotta try I do like poutine and He might but isn't it also just taking American foods and putting yeah, what is poutine what's the fries cheese gravy? Yeah, but the gravy is just it's like thicker than regular gravy. Oh, it's just gravy We got a gravy fi American cuisine. We get a topping. Yeah, I's just gravy. We gotta gravy-fy American cuisine. What a topping. I think you guys do elsewhere in the South, we gravy everything.

What's the best thing? Oh, you gravy. We got a gravy that we don't gravy. It does have a small window. Yeah. You can't gravy pasta. Or you do gravy. Well, if you're Italian, yeah, that's what you call it, gravy.

Gravy a sandwich? That's good, but it would have to be open-faced. Yeah, that's all you call it gravy gravy a sandwich That's good, but it would have to be open-faced. Yeah, don't you gravy a hot brown? hot brown and that gravy What brown sandwich? Hot brown feathering huh? No, no, no, that's an open-faced sandwich. What's a hot brown? I thought that was an open face But don't you gravy it? Yeah, what are you talking about? I'm talking about a hot brown about hot brown. Oh now we get it. Oh there we go hot brown That's gravy on top of the hot brown. Yeah, plop right. Oh, okay hot brown You know I think you guys should all apologize to me, and that's a that's in Louisville. What is a hot brown that? American hot sandwich, what's rare Welsh rare bit?

Fuck I'm out. Huh you know brownies were invented in Chicago Well, bro can hot sandwich. What's rare Welsh rare bit? fuck I'm out. Huh you know brownies were invented in Chicago No, no that blommers. Huh it's the hotel. Oh It officially closed it Chicago thinks I don't smell it anymore, so I'm gonna chocolate the chocolate factory right down the street. Yeah, it is closed last year. I think sad Just always smell like chocolate. Does Canada still acknowledge the Royals? Oh French can I do I play them every now and then Think they make a big fuss when they visit whenever that is yeah, probably July or August

Look at legs You see our boy show hey got caught parallel parking and sucking at it no very well I mean no way you said talented yeah oh my god no way yeah exclusive yeah oh brutal I don't even know if this is like even a hard parallel yet doesn't seem like there's a lot of space yeah it's a very small car. It seems like he also did fine.

Look how far away from the curb he is. How much room is in that? Tell us, Boltwurst. OK, now he's going. Now he's trying again. He can't try again. If he comes all, I didn't see the whole video. If he comes all the way back out, it's a total failure.

Oh, no. There's cameras on him. There's guys watching him. Oh. Turn the wheel. All right. All right. All right. Yeah, he did okay. All right. That was fine. Who are these stoic studs? Are they his friends? Whoa, what do you do?

That was cool. Was he got an inflatable car? I that wasn't a great parking job for how much space he has. And there was no car really behind him. There's nothing there. But he parked fine. Yeah, it wasn't too bad. For a basic car.

I thought it was fine. Also, if those guys were waiting on him, why didn't they park the car for him? Maybe he wanted to. That's a totally emasculating thing to do to have another man park your car. If the situation's tough enough, if you can't be expected, if you're in a different area than you've ever been and spots are tighter

and you just don't drive that much and it's in COVID and you haven't driven like in a month, I can understand that. Oh, I did do that for you, didn't I? That's not what you were referring to. I did. I completely forgot about it. I forgot all about. In Brooklyn, I had to parallel park your car. Here's the thing.

You paint that. Oh, no. You paint that as making me look bad. I paint it as making you look good, because that space was tiny. It was tiny. I completely, that was not what I was referring to until you started saying it.

How was it not? You were looking at me. I forgot about that. I completely forgot. I had to come to your house for Rhone's. So when we did those at Rhone's. All I remember from that day is Tommy finding a lighter on the street Yeah, and he probably still has it. Yeah. Look at this lighter. Uh Yeah, you I couldn't part you said parked there and I thought you were joking

Man, I did was tiny too. Yeah, and I nailed it. Did you take like a viva ants before I do? I'm pretty good, but I wasn't getting that thing in that spot I'm already intimidated being are that I'm escalated you like that Are you cuz you keep saying it? No, I forgot I had no recollection of that story What if your wife was in your car with you? Would you have let him parallel park your car? I think I was just gone home. Yeah. Nowhere to park. Yeah. I mean, my son saw it.

How often do you let your wife drive your car? With you in it? Zero, my wife hasn't driven a car with me in it since 2006. Good answer. I will never, ever, ever ride shotgun as a woman drives. I fucking love driving. Great answer. I would always do.

I love it. Is it because of the danger or because of your principle honor? I drive 100% of the. I would always do. I love it. Is it because of the danger or because of your principle honor? All of them. I drive 100% of the time. Yeah, same. What about when you're really tired? If she comes to pick me up, like if she can't pick me up here, she has to get out, go to

the passenger seat, and I get in the car. Fragile masculinity. Nope. I'm driving. I'm driving. I'm driving. It's better to not driving we're driving driving I love like looking at YouTube passenger seat not driving is one of my

least favorite things to do not agree yeah I mean in a car driving yeah in a in a car I have because you're so scared no it's cuz I just don't want to I want to be driving I want to be in control Troll yeah like riding an uber. Do you feel that way too? Yep. I hate Yeah, if I with Brandon a hundred percent if you notice I'll take my car most places. Yeah, I won't I won't over Uh-huh. I just if I have to over I will but I don't like it Don't like it at all. Yeah, you even drove when we went to New Orleans You drove and parked at the airport and then that's right you had to Land a different airport your car. I sure did that made no sense

For the fact you like driving that means that was fine. Yeah, it also saved me four hundred dollars of parking at the airport We could have ubered both the times so save me two hundred dollars on Ubers Never do the great American Road Trip, Brandon? No, but what is it when you say it so formal like that? Just drives? You just know it when you're doing it. Lamonts? When you're in the midst of one, you know you're doing it.

I've driven to Miami from Mississippi. That's the furthest I've ever driven. That is not even close to the Great American Road Trip. I know. That's like the worst in America. That's not even, yeah. That's pretty far, though. That's not the Great American Road Trip. Oh, I know. That's like the worst in America. That's not even, yeah. That's pretty far though. That's not the green American road trip.

That's sneaky far. I've drawn, I've gone across the country. I've never driven across the country. The RV. I would love to drive across the country. I'd leave right now and go to Idaho. That'd be fun. I did it, I stopped at all the corny,

like anytime I saw a sign that was like, biggest frying pan, biggest ball yard. Oh, it's the best. It's the best. I love shit like that too. It's great. Giant asteroid crater. What is it, is it LeMans? That was like biggest frying pan biggest poly on it's the best. I love shit like that Giant asteroid crater, what is it? Is it Lamont's? Lamont what is that? That's like a race car

It's a race across Europe cannonball run isn't that the oh, it's just France right in it Just making a loop Rolls right. Ah, what's the one that's is a cannonball run? There's one of you. There is one of the United States What's the one word like for the frog motorcyclists will like like ten die every time Sturgis? Is that really it isn't there one in Ireland like that where they oh Baja? Listen, I was asking y'all. I thought there was a race, maybe it was Bam Margera did it in like a... In Europe, yes. Europe, yeah. There could be many of them. I want to do the... What's the reality show where they get in a car? Amazing Race. Yeah, I've been trying to get Barsal to do that. It's pretty impossible, but it would be awesome

Clemmers crazy idea that would be a great no, but across the country. Oh, that would be amazing. Yeah Amazing so it's still airing. I don't know. I think so is it aren't all of them still going So what are they? Tt. I think tourists get killed at this one every year really are because everyone lines the roads and I think tourists get killed at this one every year really are because everyone lines the roads and Cars crash Isle of man have like the really good flag. Yeah, the funny flat. That's Oh my god, that's a lot of fatalities not good. Well, I guess it's over a hundred but that's more than one a year That's crazy. Yeah Yeah There were six nine total fatalities

There were six in twenty twenty two of them. Six people died in these lands. How's this worth it? Competitors? It's I guess very prestigious. I could never sit in a sidecar Never. No. The more people died does that add to the prestige? I think. I finished It's like Everest yes yeah people who say Everest isn't worth it right you see that the there's like an update with Everest that they found the body of like the guy who went first and never came back oh of course they die yeah good God I think chef don't want to do it Oh No, you die die to yeah, that's you get great. Yes, close casket I'm actually but like oh my god survival rate is crazy. Oh It actually they should they should die more yeah, then let it be like over 10,000 only survived

Put out the exact same number, but to say only in front of it only only 269 people have died in the last three years What are we looking at now? We just hear them where are they? Are they coming or going? I believe it's like we're coming or going Kate, which is coming Sorry he's going Fun nanosecond right back. All right, let's go home. I'm glad we flew to the Isle of Man whoa holy I like to see it out there that's a speed I've never seen yeah I could see that's a holy shit I need to know more about like the training that's

required for this yeah can you maybe search your necks are probably no I'll man TT crash. I want it to maybe the crash so we know Yeah survival kind barely sir yeah dealers choice How many people are any trace? Do deadly oh, I try this it oh, I don't think I will put the emoji Oh, you're not trying to say oh, I don't think I will the emoji Isleman fly by in top speed I kind of have an idea of what it's yeah Oh, you don't know I kind of oh

I think oh, yeah that one Oh I mean those are just jumps These guys are fucking nuts, can you do this race and not go that fast? Right. I'll lose. Nice time. Here comes Big Cat. Hey Big Cat! Hey! Way later going to nice 35. I survived the aisle.

I just read all the racers will meet up at a bar beforehand, look at each other and say one of you won't make it. What? They're fully aware. Jesus Christ. Well, surely the prize money's worth it or something, right? I guess you can't really find a crash that isn't fatal. Yeah, there's no like, unless it's like right when they start. Yeah, cause TJ keeps-

Oh, Guy Martin got out of it, or Guy Martin. What is the prize? Guy, Guy. This might as well be a squid game. TJ keeps looking, I'm like, oh, I't want to watch a fatal crash. Oh my god Big way through dorrance bend it looks like steve a very fast place to jump off the bike That's the coolest part about europe is like every little road has like a name that sounds so famous Oh loren's door and stuff. Yeah, that probably is

Oh, it's the war in spades. Yeah, that probably is You never want to try why don't yeah, this is the coolest I think it's I think it's the coolest thing I don't it's it should be more popular too dangerous to be this is like the mawad Lee men Gotta be other than them being British. Yeah Are they all British or? No, dude imagine imagine like if LeBron and Russell Westbrook wanted to do this oh they would be so good dominate that's the Allen Iverson if he grew up doing this he would dominate when every single

time where's the Isle of Man I that's off the coast the west coast right is it between Ireland and Britain yeah there's a documentary about it I'm gonna watch now Don't talk to me That might be the most interesting thing in the world I'm obsessed By the way, Reese's Look at that flag Oh, that's a cool flag

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I'm very interested Some facts about the owl I want I'll look some up. Oh, yeah, eighty three thousand Oh, yeah, 83,000. Facts. You guys know about Faroe Islands? I went down a huge... I'm obsessed. I was looking at the towns. Where it was? They're up north of Scotland.

It's like the most isolated. But they're Danish. It's a really cool looking place. I always go on Instagram. You know how you can like zoom in and see people's accounts there and who lives there and what they're doing I like what you can do that. Yes. It's really cool the Faroe Islands Yeah, but like they have little towns with really cool buildings, oh man I was looking up why North Koreans don't try to escape north through China. Yeah. And that area of China, like this guy set up a trail cam once, and within one day he

saw grizzly bears, tigers, and wolves all in the same area. Holy shit. It's like crazy area of like eastern. That's like that stretch in... Africa. Central America. Oh, oh. Where they like, there's this pass that no one there's no roads, and it's just jungle in Panama

You can't drive through yeah. Oh, and it's like the crate like zoo animals Yeah And like people trying to immigrate to the u.s. Like they you know can't pass like 50k to have someone try to bring them through There that's which we have the video. I want to see this video the world trail cam of like the Chinese trail cam. Yeah And they're like fucking Siberian wolves Um, I want to see this trail cam we're gonna go Probably want to be come best friends with the Canadian. Yeah, I think so. Or well, I see.

Oh, he's an Ohio State fan too, Titus. The Canadian? Yeah. Oh, really? He came in, he's like, I'm a Buckeye. No shit, all right. And you just pick the team. We'll take him.

Yeah. He might be qualified to answer the Grey Cup question. True. Maybe not. I don't know if a Canadian, Ohio State fan would have any understanding of the Grey Cup. Pig skin. I don't know if a Canadian Ohio State fan would have. I don't know how big. Any understanding of. The gray cup.

Pig skin. You alright? You alright Brandon? Let's see if there's some energy. Yeah. We're talking about dangerous zones. Yeah man. I want to see the danger zone, but did you guys see?

Kenny Loggins? I forgot. Fasoli has already changed his look. He's like vesting. I didn't like that. What did he do? He just looks different. Did he get a title change?

I don't know. Roan.com put out the like everyone coming to the office and I was like who is this guy? Look at him. Oh. So. That's not him. That's... Seeing what time the school employees get to the's... And he was flustered that someone was filming him. The vest?

That's not Vasoli. No. Hold on. Hold on. He never went home? What? This is Wednesday and he had been there since Monday? I think they're just messing.

Oh, okay. Goof. That might be a goof or a gaff. It kind of looks as if he's no he looks great It doesn't look like did he just lose 20 pounds really trip a trip is that what Chicago does? Yeah, you move here and game. What the hell is this? Yeah, the vest. I don't know the vet like he's like he looks buttoned up also. I see the whites of his eyes. Yeah What the fuck yeah, it's the eyes what the eyes are too wide is that do they edit that I don't think that's for solely

No, it bothered me. That wasn't that's not that's foe solely Damn damn lost our boy. I'm over it He left ever since he took his shirt off in New Orleans, I've been counting down the days. Well, also it was like the longest goodbye ever because he told me... In August? I think it was before that. I think it was like March. He's like, but I'll be here for the next 10 months.

All right, tell me that. Sounds good. TJ, you got me that for my wedding, right? Yeah, my wedding gift to Mark was I told him that facility was leaving That's right I got a great wedding gift for you. I was I really say yeah facilities moving That the gift he's like yeah, I was like all right. That's not a bad

Better than a gift card Pretty good Did you find the trail cam now? Can bad for okay with what there's this part of China that touches North Korea that nobody escapes through because they have bears wolves and Bengal tigers I'd like to ask a question about the rest of the country. Is the rest of the country out there as obsessed with trail cams as people are in the south? My dad has them all in our... Okay there you go. My dad when he was near

the end of his life, his only love in life was his trail cam so he could see the deer at night. I don't think we are another... Every southern American male has a trail cam somewhere on his property just so he can see the deer at night. I don't think we are another. Every Southern American male has a trail cam somewhere on his property just so he can see the raccoons and the deer at night. I think we're more obsessed with ring cams now. Oh. I don't want to see what's.

That's the Metro Man's trail cam. I have an Uncle NPA. Whenever you go over, that's one of the things he shows you is what's been on the trail cam lately. It is cool looking. I don't have a trail cam, but I have cameras on my house that I can pull up on an app. You can find yourself just looking at it.

People will just buy these cameras, take them out, just set them up and tie them to a tree or something. And motion sets them off. So they'll go download them every day and just see what walked by last night. I like a good one in a choke point, where a log over the river where all the animals have to cross.

So you get like, in one night, you'll get others 20 species good ones in Africa. Basically what we do for fat bear week Yeah, stroke him. Oh, yeah It's fat bear we kind of ruin now that we know they kill each other's kids. No, I think it makes it even better So did it affect you? I see you there. I love it. You guys do walking city tours on YouTube? I've done some in the rain. Yes, they're awesome. Like four hour walking tours of cities. I'm big on cities and states and YouTube right now.

Really? Yeah, I've been taking a lot of natural wonders of the world. I'm talking about going to sleep at night. So right Brand you see that Mizzou Alabama game last night 108 94 doing Savannah on YouTube It was close you were close to the right final. It's definitely one. Oh something to think it's 110 Yeah, they must scored 98 never led. He chopped 41% from three and lost by double digits Good sure is good And that's college basketball. That's our college basketball minute. That was good, West Virginia. Yeah one about that also

Blue. Yeah, right. Yeah with that. I was they're up nine with ten seconds left and they won by three. Oh my god To go to overtime bank in three steel three and then This was four seconds left I wouldn't yeah But you won the Tigers are preying on the grizzly bears But you won the tigers are preying on the grizzly bears We live in China. No shit. Yeah, that's crazy So that kind of answers that question tigers are under yeah, I thought tigers fuck up Kill bears there was a video of grizzly bears tigers tigers are bigger

Nothing grizzlies nothing grizzlies tigers are big tigers are huge aren't Bengal tiger tiger next to a lion. I think're Siberian. I've never seen a tiger next to a lion Wait is a bigger than lions stunning. Oh, yeah, why I don't know why I have good PR great p. Show me some good tigers It's like five lines kills their lion lion king did it there's terrifying videos of tigers out there They just like pull people in off the side of a road to the tigers are huge So who's the tiger king? road to the Tigers are huge. So who's the Tiger King? There's your little there was the Tiger King. No, but the instead of Lion King, it was he'd be in jail still. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. They're not that. Look at that. That's not a good

that's not a good you guys. That's not a full grown soul. That's not a full grown up soul. This no we didn't oversold this. He's just not finding it. They look. Look at that. Don't Grown sold that's not a full grown-up sold this no we didn't oversold Guys oversold this no no no it's uh they're they're using cameras for like I would have said tigers are a little bit bigger than lions, and I looks like I'm right no They're a little bit big. It's all cameras. I believe you too you you son of a jar They're almost exactly the same Side your own these pictures. I mean Oh it looks real

But if they were both standing up straight how tall would each be this like the difference between a six three and a six one man The both over six hours fucking everything recklessly enter wild That's real whoa that horse was kicking a tiger Tigers are alright, so you guys are way tigers are big not that much TG give us number. Are you trying? Are you saying they're long? They're long and big they're husky who. Who has the bigger paw? Do tigers lions coexist? They can't oh, I don't know. Lions are Africa tigers are Asia. Yeah, what do you mean? Yeah like China? China what? Tigers? Big time Asian. Yeah, yeah, what did the cartoons tell us? They say they're together. They are together, huh?

Yeah, but tigers are big time Asia they say they're together. They are together, huh? You have a Tigers or big-time Asia where our lines to got and Tigers together anywhere. I don't know Seems like they would be the orange ones. It seems like there I'm not gonna lie. Oh, here we go. Oh, this is here we go. All right, everybody buckle up Cougar your mountain lion tiny 311 that's so much bigger the tiger huge 311 311 size Literally the exact same size. You guys. Uh-oh. Well, they didn't look the same size.

I mean, close. Yeah, it's a little fatter. It's wider. I think this is a... Are we using the right tiger? We are. Are we using the Siberian tiger or the Bengal tiger? Tiger, jungle?

All right, all right. How about this? You work on it for like five minutes. Find your best tiger. I'm going to find my best lion. I'll bring the best lion to the table. Cecil Fielder. It has to be a real...

Cecil Fielder. Yeah, but then he could just go with like, the nice little... Huge. Yeah, true. Yeah, there's a lot bigger lions than tigers. Huge fucking lion, I just googled. Huge lion. Give me a huge lion. What's the biggest tiger?

Oh my god, that guy's so big. Wait, this is bad podcasting here. Oh no, but they're they're on the edge of their seat. I don't know why y'all stopping. Y'all can keep going. Do you like pencil? Everyone's on their phone. Nitten Lions. Do they get big? No, those are just mountain lions. But they can get kind of big, right? Kind of ish. Siberian tigers are the largest cats in the world measuring say up to 11. We're talking about Siberia. 11 feet long and weighing up to 700

pounds. Holy shit. What's the biggest lion we got? TJ, hang on. I'm sending it to you, TJ. Oh, Titus probably found a huge lion. He's so good at this. Brandon, you might. This is going to be a fake lion. No. Send the line to TJ. That's why I didn't want to jump to believing you immediately, Brandon. But you did jump. You came with me. Look at that husky thing.

Holy shit. That's just the first one that popped up. Gigantic huge. I didn't even know you could search gigantic huge line. That's a big tiger. I'm going to say it. That's a big tiger.'m gonna say it that's a big tiger what's it doing it was standing on a man's head I think a tiger wins in a fight ten times although you just said they're way over way to go tight as I knew you had it in you shoes. That's a fucking enormous lion

He crushed you in that Wait, so the grizzly bears are the tiger. I think they're the bears are hunting bears There's no way the bears win search tiger hunting bear China some bears aren't that big and mean Tigers or lions? What are bigger? We talk male line? Sure. Yeah. I think a lot but not like crazy.

A tiger and a lion. Maybe the liger. Enormous. Yeah. But then they can't breed. It's like donkeys. Okay, they can fuck. What can what a night? What a hell? All business Pete. He's a liger. That, fuck what can't what a night what a hell all business Pete He's a liger. That lion's not bigger than a city. It looks like it. Oh My god That lion's man is enormous Don't say many times

I at all there's a tiger don't say many time oh my god why are you I almost think he's but wait there's no way that there could be an image that exists of a miniscule tiger just I feel like he might be putting his thumb on the scale a little bit just certain I just googled tiger pictures look they can't even find Oh fuck. Oh no. Same city. Okay. All right. So pretty big. Pretty big. Pretty big. It's a pretty big minuscule tiger. That's a that's a big tiger. I don't know how to same size. That's how you know it's real. Oh, it's now he's tiny. That's a little tiny kid. I was gonna kill it. He's on the ledge Tiny Panther And I want to get into whose AI is ready or credible, so you couldn't find that anywhere else I Still don't believe these good the Tigers are killing the grizzly bears you keep adding grizzly. He never said grizzly I think I might say grizzly. I might say grizzly

What are the bears that Russia has? They got them all they got every bear circus bear a lot of them. I don't got panda no koalas I'm trying to think of bears Brown brown black brown probably grizzly grizzly grizzly is bigger than all of them. Yeah He's the big polar bears bigger than grizzly right yeah Oh, maybe. Look at this. But now one is emerging.

That's a little baby black bear. That's a baby black bear. That's not a. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. That's a grizzly bear. Oh, that's a grizzly. They're hunting them in packs.

Look at them. The scout there is really showing that these tigers eat a lot of bears, 10% of their diet, which is pretty remarkable These incredible scenes has come out of the remote cameras in China of tigers pursuing brown bears through the fire bear Aren't brown bears grizzly bear? No No both If it's brown lay down. Yeah, it's black

Good night good night You're supposed to punch in the face I thought grizzly type of brown bunch of grizzly in the face with a core in her nose you went out down with a fight Grizzly is a type of brown bear neck. Thank you There's also a brown bear the square wrecks. I don't know if all brown bears. But there's also a brown bear. It's a square wrecks. I don't know if brown bears are all, yeah, grizzlies. Wait. Holy fuck.

I bet you feel pretty stupid now, Brandon. Holy fuck. He ate the whole bear. Could you use the same verbiage you used to find that lion? The tech isn't there yet. The tech just isn't there. You want me to Google a huge fucking tiger Tigers are cool. I think so too man. Yeah, I like more than lions

Oh, if we're just doing favorite cats, I mean cheetahs are amazing too. They're they're skittish and they're kind of pussies They can run fast. That's cool Snow leopard Yeah, there's only like six of them really not many that makes me even cooler though You know what's a badass animal that fucking big a big goat that can just stand on a straight-up mountain Yeah, the dams that like the salt yeah the one that can stand on like a half inch of I see yeah What are those called mountain goats? Oh? Make sense But there's certain varieties of them that can just walk up vertical facing a half inch of Oh yeah, I see, yeah, what are those called? Mountain goats? Oh, yeah, that makes sense

Uh, but there's certain varieties of them that can just walk up vertical facing Those are badass animals Why do they go up there though? There's nothing up there They're just showing off You know how an eagle kills them? How? The eagle swoops down, grabs it, and throws it off the mountain I think Zah showed us a video of that once

I wanna see a video of that No! CJ, that- This is a really bad look Oh, wow, that might be case closed right that's it might be case closed It don't maha mean nothing Did it mean nothing TJ Man everything brother mm-hmm feels like it may not go back Yeah, when my team gets back in it they good this year pretty good. Who's number one, Tennessee again? No a and M I'm so excited to watch

you watch March Madness Mississippi State cuz we've only had it once and it was a play in twice Last year we got our shit kicked in by Michigan. Oh, that was the first game. It barely didn't even happen. And then two years ago, Pitt beat us when we had a wide open look at three.

Yeah. You missed so many threes that game. Yeah. And put back. I'm very excited to watch it. Oh, that's what you guys are going to be like a five seed. Yeah. Oh, it's going to be so great. Yeah. Oh, it makes me miserable, though.. I know five seeds are usually pretty good in the tournament Yeah, well we went to the final five seed the fives play. Oh wait. I did I get that wrong? Yeah, usually get upset. We went to the final four the five seed in 1996

Sure did I'm excited to watch you. How's they gonna make it? I think so, but it's way closer than I want it to be. Shit. But we're on the right side of the bubble right now. I will say our best player air balling a three foot shot to send the game to overtime. That hurt.

That does. The chances. But I think we'll be all right. That's all I want. I just want to take it to the dance, man. You got to go to the dance. Anything can happen once you're there. Who's like the best mid-major right now? Drake maybe Drake's pretty damn good

There is a Lamar out there funny enough. I don't know if they need to whoa Drake first Lamar. It's a Lamar. Yeah Oh, yeah, I don't know if we get that. You know that matchup. That'd be sick Somehow uh was Charleston still good Charleston's decent. I think I don't know if we get that, you know, that matchup. That'd be sick. Somehow. Was Charleston still good? Charleston's decent, I think. Yeah, Chris Mack's there now, right? I'm pretty sure. Yeah, there's not like that one team, though,

that everyone's like, oh, man. Is NIL going to ruin mid-majors? No. I think it kind of can help them a little bit. Yeah when There's a trickle-down effect from the bigger schools that they yeah, it's gonna ruin like the sustained idea of I don't know if you can really Like string together a couple tournament runs in a row. You can't build a program. Yeah, you can't like build a program Yeah, yeah Wow cuz if they do good for that team, they're gonna transfer Well, you need it like St. Louis should be better.

St. Louis just took Indiana State, right? Yeah, that's pretty much right. You need that to happen, where like a mid-major that's really good, their coach gets hired, and he brings the whole team to another mid-major. Yeah. Like the Wichita State run isn't going to happen again, where? But it's going to make those Cinderella's all the more

special now. They'll just have the one-offs here and there well it George Mason were they a one-off when they had that run yeah, yeah, yeah, but Butler was not well I guess other other established two years in a row yeah, and they Built the program up a little bit yeah, and then joined the Big East that was my favorite sporting event I've ever been to just like a March 2010 Final Four not that but it was I went to the Valpo First round a couple years ago. Oh, oh just March Madison. Yeah. Yeah, I thought you're it is very fun It's so fun there's time about West Virginia in the yeah

Well, what's your is playing Valpo, but that's when Bob Huggins decided just kiss to Sean Butler. Yeah Sean Butler got hurt. He's like I gotta kiss him I got a kiss him. I got it. I got to I gotta kiss him On the ground yeah laid on top I get it. Yeah find a picture. He loved how hurt was he very very hurt, okay? But like he all he could do is kiss his forehead for about five big cat was half the leader Huggins is he would have done It to Ryan yeah, he would have gone out. We have to start things like you have to be hammered drunk straddled Ryan Yeah, the problem was Why and then the player like hey, man, maybe well Deshaun Butler actually ended up getting a DUI in the ambulance on the way

Just from his exhale Yeah, yeah, oh it's so intense was this on the jumbotron It was everything this was final four yeah this magic moment. It was one of the sad I've ever been He's a senior. This is his last game. He's done like he ripped up his knee He was just like we were winning games with buzzer beaters every year with the Sean butler the dream is the dream is dead So I think Bob Huggins was like trying to have a moment with his oh This oh he was the rest of us were watching though like what? What is going on? I get it. I get his perspective. Yeah, I Napped through the Kevin Wehr injury. Oh, that's like legit fell asleep right before woke up, and I was like why isn't the clock moved? Yeah?

It's like a 25 minute stop it as the snap didn't wake you up like god damn it Did I dream this and then I went online? I was like oh Okay, someone's bone went through their skin you think he's monetizing that still how would you Kevin where like coaching somewhere? What does he do cuz he's like you can do a motivational tour thing if he's good at speaking I think it's a famous enough incident you can just say Kevin where and not everybody but a lot of people Know what it is. It's the input. How do you monetize that? Should be in like a Skittles commercial or something. Yeah March Madness is he uh was he their best player? No, okay

Wow, oh he's balling Baghdad all know they have Baghdad All right I feel like he needs to be in a March Madness commercial. Yeah, I still know a redemption Where he just like walks without breaking his leg does a web redemption with Tosh jump up in the air and land He's a he's back on the stand-up sir, I've seen some stand-up does a podcast yeah, yeah like him right yeah Yeah, he's doing it like funny. Yeah age Well, I mean like he's still yeah, I was very into that show. Yeah, I haven't checked in in a while his podcast I've listened to a few episodes pretty good. It is he interviews interesting like not celebs like his like white Gynecologist yeah stuff like that. Oh his French neighbor

Yeah, so he probably just made a fuck ton of money and was like now I'm just gonna chill and do whatever I want wasn't Tosh point Oh like the only show on Comedy Central for like five years pretty much It was their ridiculousness yeah His wife's gonna college stuff like that stuff like I think he did an episode like so what are you seeing? Feels good does it he doesn't in a mirror. Yeah, his wife's gonna colleges. It's like yeah Yeah My wife's got okay. Yeah, oh, it, yeah. So he's interviewing himself. Yeah. My wife's got. OK. Yeah.

Oh, it's a dude. Oh, oh, that's I would probably hate him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you like the you have to ask, like, where does it rank? Right. Yeah. Like your gynecologist, like I see a lot. My wife's tell me your pussy's good. Yeah The best you ever had Daniel. What's not your wife has bad pussy? My dog's surgeon oh Interesting my real estate guru. It's kind of cool. Yeah this Who was the sex there? What is it? What does that entail?

I sat next to a sex therapist on a plane once. She get more work done. And well, she told me she worked with and I have to but like, she didn't drop names. She's like, I work with some NASCAR people. I thought you were looking down. Oh, no, no. You're wearing the thing right now. I said, that's good good for them keeping it. It's like sex therapy and healthy What is what's what's sex therapy? What was it? Prove in your game. Yeah, you and your partner are banging all the time Maybe you're not maybe you're not Frenching as often as you should they kind of like give us a realistic scenario

No, give us something that would help you get your spark back. We should have a sex therapist on the show Let's just do interview everybody Daniel realistic scenario. Oh, OK. Give us something that would actually happen. I hope you get your spark back. We should have a sex therapist on the show. Let's just interview everybody Daniel Tosh does. Oh, my god, yeah. Let's interview his wife's gynecologist. Yeah. We need to bring a sex therapist on to liven up the chemistry on the show.

All of us. Find the spark. Find the spark again. Or just pull out the asphalt coin yeah okay what about the dating show oh yeah where's cancer where we at with it already it's already through some submissions I'm leaving it up to you guys it's totally why pepper in some submits you got it no submissions submissions yeah yes I will say the entire chat for like 40 minutes has been just saying the words dating show

yeah let's go I thought we I'm not gonna you guys were yacking that was yeah that was great yeah that's why I brought it up he texted us yeah I wasn't gonna I was gonna ever off you mid sentence. Oh, we hit a break. Hey, we hit a break. I badly wanna do it. They just wanna know what the status is. It's ready to go. I have a top 20, a top 19. I got burned out after 19. Oh, fucking kill me. I'm gonna kill myself.

I'm gonna stay with you, Kay. No, don't. Go. I don't want any of you here. Fuck you guys. No, I'm in it. I brought it up. No, I don't want you. I here. Fuck you guys. No, I'm in it. I'm done. Kate, I brought it up. No, I don't want you. I'll sit here and do it by myself. Dana, you wanna go play the one-on-one? Yeah.

No, Kate, we won't leave you hanging. No, that's okay. I don't need anyone. I don't need anybody. We need to comment. All right, what do you got? Fucking A. You know.

How many, you have 19, what what do you got I got 19 guys okay let's take a look at I'm ready to go let's go like three guys to start with I thought we were supposed to have Mackenzie in here too can't she see this part this is fine yes yeah yeah I blocked out all the way I thought I thought I felt like with mouse that we we narrowed it down a little bit before we brought him in. Oh, let's do that then. Is that true? Kate narrowed it down from 1,000 to 20.

No, I know, but do we want to bring McKenzie in at 20? Right, we didn't even. No, you're right. She doesn't have a say in this part. We didn't incorporate Malisek to the final. I couldn't remember. We brought them in. That's when they.

We showed Malisek like 25 girls. Oh, okay. They're like initial... You know what? Get her in here. ...information, right? I'll tell you, I feel like everyone's acting like I'm pushing this. No, you're not.

And I just fucking did it because I was just trying to... Everybody does it for a second. ...because I felt like I was supposed to. But I love Mackenzie. I'm excited for this. I hope she finds love. She's a fucking catch. She rules.

Agreed. Anybody want to go get Mackenzie Kansy I could find her or do we want to like you said do we want to find her I'll definitely be back Let it let him let him come in and then we'll we'll go through three to five guys three to five what? Three to five guys is that we're doing that's nothing. I don't think we do nineteen all nineteen guys I don't know no no we don't have to do well. I think How many did we start with the malice sack? I don't remember all I know is I have 20 If you have 20, maybe she sends them five. I think she could send home. I think we could cut it in half Oh really today. Yeah, I think we get like I think it'll be fun to put the pressure on Mackenzie make her send home ten

Right now. Yeah, that's fine by me and TJ spin the wheel of us Actually Kyle has one golden buzzer. He can save one boy. I don't know where Was she over there I know we have a lot of handsy come on in Kinsey here comes the bride Okay, don't listen to the haters don't listen to the haters. No, I'm you know me. I never would that stuff rolls off me like In my fur and I I feel like winter just like the haters are out right now There's being extra like ornery like this socks this socks fuck this But he just said the entire chats been asking for the dating. Yeah. No, I'm saying

No, they want somebody to shit on today Just been saying dating show, okay, so I don't know. Yeah. Okay saying dating show dating show danger I accidentally opened up your Amazon package. It was a bunch of rope. Yes How many how many how many finalists do we have 20 20 and listen I want to so let's rip through Like three or four and we do another three or four tomorrow another three and four. I want to preface that So we said we're in lock our Bachelorette. This is team USA right now. Can I tell you something Brandon? No secret? Yeah, yeah, no The bag of dicks I originally put it under your, and then I was like, you know what?

Team USA. I'm not the bag of dicks guy today. Yeah. Okay, wow. Yeah. That's pretty big, right? Thank you. Very nice of you.

Now check under your seat. No. No, I'm just kidding. Bag of bigger dicks. It's a bigger bag of bigger dicks. Speaking of bag of dicks. Okay. We have 20 of them.

No, 19. I petered out one of them Now wait, that's so funny can we do this so if we're doing like four a day yeah With what if she has just we have the group of four. She has to choose two to send home Wait, there's is there's four day. How many are we trying to get in here? Five? So we should do four a day and one wins that day. Yeah, so she has to send over three right now. Yeah. Oh my God.

I love it. Love it. But Kyle has a golden buzzer throughout the process. He can save one guy. Six. Six guy can come. Okay. Okay.

I'll do you right. This is a combination. I have each guy gets like two slides Okay The it's a combination of the first round questions that we ask the basic stuff and then the second round questions Some of them the answers look very long don't panic. I will summarize them for you, okay, okay? I'm gonna panic just Kenzie J. And we're doing this because you can click to the next one this went really well on Friday when I introduced it Really well last time so I had fun it seems like she's losing control of everything Seems like she's losing control of

Damn it, dude One sign that someone is low intelligence is that they act differently when a superior is not around She's treated this show like her own tampon while big cat Wait, what episode is this? This is from Friday. People were so mad at me on Friday. We were asking you to do it! You can't listen to him, Kate. Thank you. We had a long weekend for you today. That's a stew.

Don't worry, I didn't hyperfixate on it. I don't even know how that slide got in there. Do you think they did caps locks or held shift when they typed worst? Shift. Oh my god. Kate, oh no. Oh my god. Oh fuck you. Fuck this. Oh, they're mean. I'm sorry sorry I didn't know that got in there I

Hey, I have to reiterate again. We have been doing this show for how many years now eight eight seven And we do a show every single day for seven years two hours a day Everyone's not gonna like every second of every single show of the yeah, it's you too. It's crazy. I'm just making fun I wasn't spiraling. I know I didn't pull aside and ask if I should but when we were like, oh this yak sucked of every single show of the Yak with it. This is YouTube? It's crazy. Oh no, I'm just making fun of it. It's crazy. I wasn't spiraling. I know, but it's crazy. I didn't pull it aside and ask him if I should. It's crazy.

But when people were like, oh, this Yak sucked. Guess what? We're gonna have another one tomorrow. Yeah, and then another one. And then another one, and then another one. No, I'm over it. Keep on. Oh!

Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Next, next, skip to the next thing. Oh, I'm sorry. That's embarrassing. Keep going, I don't know how that got in there. Oh, okay. This one, this guy didn't make it, but this is the Hanford, now if you missed Friday, we went down the thing about the Hanford Nuclear site where one of the guys from.

Flash decision, here's some stats really quick. Analytical project manager at the Hanford waste site. Okay. Family, close during the holidays everyone successful Golfs about as good as Hank is he in or out choose right now flash decision Oh my god, oh wait is he one of the no no he's outlier now. Do you want him in or out? Uh no, okay? Good all right all right next I anticipate that rich I anticipate that. Oh, rich?

Wait. Wait. I was fucking out. Wait, you knew he was going to get it. Oh, good. I didn't know he was going to get it. Wow. That would have been awkward if you said yes.

Well, I would have said you have to say no. Yeah, that's OK. We're on the same wavelength. All right, next. Now, this is, so I had to create, we didn't ask for the emails of these 3,000 guys. So I had to individually create a social media account and then request to follow all of them and yada yada yada.

It was a whole thing, it took a lot. And so this is what they saw once they befriended. If they were in the top 100, this is the note they got from me. Got it. So just so you know what these guys. That's a lot of hate. That's a lot of hate.

Oh. The bottom paragraph's just thanking them for participating. Oh. They're all beautiful. There's also like a whole photographic, like the profile photo is like Mackenzie dating shown, it's like a woman kissing a ginger.

I don't know, I've never done that. You never know, but anyway, this is what these guys had to deal with. Thank you to all of them that participated. Okay, let's get into it. Out of 110, 50ish responded, narrowed it down to 19, don't panic, here we go. You did a slide just to say you overthought it? Yes, number one. Okay, shout out Xanax don't panic, here we go. You did a slide just to say you over thought it?

Yes, number one. Okay, shout out Xanax, shout out Xanax. All right, here we go. All right, let's do it. Yeah, here we go. All right, here we're in it. All right, weatherman Dave D from Rally NC, six foot two, 180, 25 years old,

dog guy, on-air meteorologist. Weatherman, meteorologist. Meteorologist. Now, yeah, meteorologist. Meteorologist. Look him up. Now, yeah, true. Dating life, he's been on a few dates. He just moved. He was a weatherman in Iowa.

Guess what he's got that you also have? Emmy. An Emmy. Mm-hmm. Yes, he does. How does he act with that, I wonder? Well, he's got some photos with it. He's an only child of older parents.

They're divorced. He lived with his dad his whole life. Okay? Good science. Right next, this is still him, this is what he submitted for round two. He was nominated by a friend, prized possession, his parents. Okay, I'm just gonna have to-

This guy, this guy is a slut. But wait, cause guess what? What? It might be, he knew Alex Earl before she was cool at the University of Miami. What is his talent? She was always cool. His his talents probably how far I can hit the big stick 26 that's pretty good his joke my job obviously he gets a paycheck But he's wrong a third of the time cowboy emoji

And now I asked Nikki smokes and Hannah for each of these guys Nikki smokes said douche Interesting Hannah said softcore dude my parents is a dude. I don't think this guy's said douche Interesting and I said softcore dude my parents is a douche. I don't think this guy's a douche How far I can hit the big stick yeah Speed there, but what's running a wink He included that I mean probably that I can hit the big stick. I really love so I think you can see all four that We do today, and then vote one off. I think that's fair You can see all four that we do today and then vote one off. I think that's fair The next thing just blue jackets fuck the buck guys fuck this guy this could be you Mackenzie

I'm leaning douche, but he's got my overall vibe was like he's a nice guy. Yeah, I think he's a good catch How much money those guys make let's just cut to the chase depends on what city it does But they do pretty well, what do you think? He also does where apples in sports Reporting for them to Raleigh he does a little sports little Market that's a good market. He got to do a lot of weather A lot of is there more weather than Iowa? Well, they have hurricanes in work So yes, I was a promotion and his emmy is for a they did like a short documentary about tornadoes in Iowa So this guy knows knows

If he makes it to the finals we're gonna going to have to have Ashley come in and really test his knowledge on meteorology. It's true. A weather app. Yes. Because she would, yeah. She's a meteorologist. Yup.

Yes. She is trained. I think she went to Cornell. Oh my god. Yes. They have a big meteorology school there. What's the best meteorology school? I don't know.

I just remember the Cornell. Oh. Oh. Oh, is it? That might be us. Oh Oh pretty much every meteorologist You got a man all the Chicago ones, Mississippi State all New York ones missus. That's huge the profession That's completely been pushed out by We rioted there's literally no need for many more yeah, I love a good weatherman That's a good job

Good job and like that is like everybody's first celebrity that they look like me that is true Yeah, Jeff X line darn elf. I was a darn elf Age Can we go back to his if not it's I think he's 25 So that's pretty weather men are allowed to be ugly or no 25 but not women dog 25 being a weatherman that's a job you have for a long 50 years I think he had his like I had them give a pitch to you I don't know if he included one on the bodies. Oh, no, that's a firm body firm body and is that a big hand?

I mean the hurricane that's true And is that a big hand? I mean, it's bigger than a hurricane. That's true. Only child of divorced parents? Does that do anything for you? I don't love the only child, but that's not really his choice. No, not at all. Does she have to decide right now or can she see the four?

She sees the four and then she picks one. Let's move on. Pick one to eliminate? No, pick one to advance. Up one to save okay all right up next we have coach 511 to 25 30 years old dog guy he is a teacher and a ball coach Nebraska dating life Nebraska corn Huskers football lots of hype not a lot of results hoping to make it to the ballgame handicap. Wait, what's the bowl game? I have sex He called you the ball That you're the bowl game. He's opting out of the bowl game. Which bowl game though?

Duke's Mayo. The Pop Tart one. Yeah, I'm in. All right. He says, I said, asking about golf, he said, that's why I teach you golf. So all summer, 10 handicap, tempo down. Family life, welcome to the jungle.

Wow. Three siblings, nieces and nephews. He's the Funko. Welcome to the jungle. That's like a Kyle Mooney joke. My family, let's just say welcome to the jungle. And then like the dad is napping an hour. It's every single family.

Told you about the jungle. Yeah, you're going to want to brace yourselves for these guys. In this jungle jungle my mom's gonna ask you if you want something to eat every ten minutes. You don't have to say yes, she won't be offended. It's the jungle.

So his prized possession, after his grandma died, him and his siblings got a sign that said I love you more written in her favorite, in her handwriting and gave it to his mom. a press was that's not his possession None of these are I asked them for like you or your family's prized possession or like what would you run into your house? If it was burning and some of these guys gave family ones personal ones like I got a wide array Talent working with special education students hold the applause

Clear eyes full heart can't lose. Mackenzie, if this speaks to you, then I have a shot. The Panthers are trying to find Coach his Tammy. He thinks you're cute. Down to earth, likes Josh Allen. Now this I thought was zesty. His joke is, the Bills need some help. Why don't we show them how to really toot? Oh! Trying a laughing emoji. Oh, that's another bold name. Hot parents, cute kid.

One of you douche is a sinister insult. Yeah. Smokes call everybody a douche. He's not pretty much, yeah. Cool enough to be a douche. Who you had funny but douche? Smokes do. Smokes. Smokes.

I don't think. Oh, oh, oh. By the way, if we were to fill this out for the Yak, would our prize possession be Stephen Che? Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But also, talent. What about the purple hats?

Purple hats? Yeah. Yeah. Zah's underwear. We got to grab that. This guy's just a football coach. He knows nothing else. Yeah.

But everything he does is framed as football. Entirely football. Do we think he's going to get taller? I mean, he's pretty small in that. He's tiny in that. He's tiny in that he's tiny Baby that's a baby Jesus Christ so I asked them all for a picture of their parents and or their parents like back in their prime

and or them as a kid. That's actually a good call. That was Nick's idea. Yeah. So we could see, like imagine what they look like. Good looking parents. Yeah. Great mustache.

Gives a little bit of dad killed the mom vibe. Yes. That takes a lot of energy. It does. It does. She's a hostage. They always look like a hostage. This is them happy as could be.

We killed her and everyone in the neighborhood. But like he killed her with a bow and arrow. Oh yeah. And her body was in the backyard for a long time. In a silo. Oh shit. Oh he's doing a video for her. Okay.

Alright keep going. Should we ask her how she feels about these guys? Oh yeah yeah. Oh sorry Mackenzie you're here. I forgot about that. No I like your guys. I'm learning more from your guys' commentaries. Okay alright so that's number two. That's number two. Alright, Chad wants to know Mackenzie how old are you? I'm 28. Chad, very rude. Rude Chad. Rude Chad. This guy was 30. I'm just kidding, that's good.

Okay, Connor H from Allentown, PA and Scottsdale, Arizona. Oh interesting six five two fifty twenty eight years old free agent baseball player has team Savannah banana Am I allowed to look up Know some of them because they're like influencers, but I don't recognize. He might be. I'm just saying, he's been a professional baseball player, so dating's been hard since a lot of long distance. He's still searching for his person.

10 handicap. He talks to his family every day very close. And then up next, this is the big cross. What is in that photo? Wait, what's his own candle? He has his own candle. Oh, wait. OK.

He makes that he's a grinder. OK? This is great. Up next. Might be gay. It's definitely gay. he's a grinder. Okay. This is great up next It's definitely That's a mom yeah, I would agree this that's a dad Mom dad Okay, that's Ted rocks yeah, oh That's a great father-in-law to just in general big time. Yeah, that's

So his prized possession because he travels all the time. He has a glove with his mom dad and sisters initials on it So he thinks of them them They're really supportive His talent he can dance the entire Chris Farley Chippendale skit And we have video of it if you want to see this if we want to turn her around it won't it's I do Want to see his name is big butter and And Big Butter is what they call him. But he wasn't on the bananas. It looks like he was on the opposing. It looks like he's on the party animals.

He was on the Washington generals? Yeah. This guy has never won a baseball. Oh, no. OK. He's a great guy. Big Butter. I have the video blurred, Kate, if you want to.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Or I can just close my eyes. You can fast forward a little bit, and don't play the music. We don't want to get striked down. I have it. I can look. I have a copy of that. Oh, this, yeah, I can just close my eyes. You can fast forward a little bit and don't play the music We don't want to get straight down. I have it. I can look. Oh, this is big butter Butters kind of a haus All right, I get it now this shit's hilarious. Yeah, I

Mean look at he said he knows a ton of choreography from playing for this team So this guy can dance and can move and can this is the party animal a lot Yes, I naturally know a lot of choreography from being a professional baseball. Oh, he's got the shirt right Yeah, my career as a baseball player prepared me for dance No, no good no No, I know that's All right I think you're gonna see him. Oh no.

Oh, all right. That's a man pot. That's fine. I like having to that. All right, you get the idea. What am I saying? I would kill for that body. Yeah.

He looks way skinnier with his shirt off, actually. That body got him big butter. Yep. There you have it. All right. Yeah, we get the idea. Yeah, I got the idea. Yeah, I guess he's a pro baseball player.

He also loves that you're a Josh Allen fan. And you're not going to believe this, pretty much every of the 20 guys says something along those lines. He actually has a funny Josh Allen airport story. He's a big Josh Allen fan. That could mean a couple of things. Yeah, he loves thinking about Josh Allen. Yeah.

If we don't pick him, we'll never know Josh Allen story. No pressure. Okay Nikki smoke said I can't say not a douche but a player Hannah said player but I'm taking notes for that. That's some good Analysis there Not afraid to try new things love sports not afraid of being of being on camera, seemed like a very nice guy. I'll say this about all of them, but they really did. So there you have it. Okay, and four.

So that was big butter. Number four. Big butter. Griffin S from Lakeview, Chicago. I tried to focus kind of on Chicago guys when I could. 6'3", 165, 27 years old, dog guy, engineering management. Don't know what that means. Smart.

Okay, dating life, he had a long term about four years ago, 27 years old dog guy engineering management don't know what that means smart okay Dating life he had a long term about four years ago Casual kind of ever since not breaking a hundred but never says no to a golf round his family's incredible got a sister in London parents In the burbs he sees him good amount. Well now wait a minute does he seem a good amount they he's in the Chicago They're in the burbs he sees him once or twice a month That's I think that's healthy right now for a single do live into the city not going home all the time style To hot pair to the other two hot parents, and they're fucking all the time Then you probably be there more yes, I didn't consider that yes, so let's wait. Yeah, sorry do this now Don't panic when you see this next slide. Oh

He had a lot to say. We're going to panic. Which I liked. OK. I liked it. I like the reference. As a power move, because I had the questions in order, he moved the intro to McKenzie up to the top.

He's like, first off, move all that aside. I just want to say hi to McKenzie. He's all about doing stuff in Chicago. His prize possession, his grandpa's fighter jacket. That's cool. That's a good one. That's a good one, that's the best prize possession. I don't think I have a prize possession.

And I like his talent with shaping the vibe of the night. Oh. Okay. That's not. He's a murderer. I liked it, he said if he's coming over to hang out with your girlfriends, he's bringing a bottle of wine

and he's watched the recent Love Island so we can chit chat with the girls if it's football Sunday He's getting a something at Delilah's. I don't know what that means speech bar bar Okay, so bills bar bought a spurious bought a speech at Delilah's he's got car. Oh, you know who does that Cody yeah, what does that mean? Yeah, what a science you buy a shot for everyone in the bar then you're allowed to give a speech and Cody does that He has No, it's actually, it's like a speech, yeah. I've seen the video.

All right. Get it for us TJ, we need the video. I'm sorry Cody if this is not what you wanted. But that is true. But he's, it seems like a good... All right, so now we have a new... So yeah, he's saying I'll buy a round of shots for everybody. I don't love Nikki Smokes and Hannah's input.

Yeah, what are the... who are the emojis from? Oh, no. If the night at the bar is dwindling, I've got a brand new card game in my back pocket ready to go. I love that! He's a little dorkish, but I kinda like him. He's just like very Chicago. My favorite nights are ones when everyone has an absolute blast. Hell yeah.

Out on a ledge. Okay. He has a... Wait, is that a joke? Hold on. A guy's walking down the street with five penguins following behind him. A cop pulls over and says, Hey, you can't have those penguins here bringing them to the zoo.

The next day, the cop sees the guy with a handful of balloons and the five penguins following behind him. The cop runs over to him and says, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo. The guy looks at the cop and he says, I did. And today we're going to the ball game. That's good. Good shit.

Hannah didn't hate him. It's a dark but a good thing. I do like this guy. I don't know if we're bad. No. No, we're very likable. So you got to pick. OK, so I'm picking between these four.

Here's my only question. Yeah. What if, like, the next four, I'm like, oh, I don't like any of them? That's why KB's got the golden buzzer. But no, I'm saying, like, could I pull? Oh, there's more. Oh. One more.

He once had lunch with Bonnie Hunt of Jumanji. Oh. And she pissed him. Was he enough to make a slide out of this? Her sister. She's from Chicago. There's more. Oh one more. He once had lunch with Bonnie hunt of Jumanji Make a slide out of this her sister. She's for Her sister was a teacher at his school and every year now keep your ears open for this part Mackenzie every year They had a big fundraiser and whoever donated the most got to have lunch with her so they might have some money First of all, I love kids and the kids... I don't remember her... Is it the mom from Cheaper by the Dozen? Cheaper by the Dozen.

Bonnie Hunt from The Bonnie Hunt Show. You know, since I did Beethoven and Jumanji, all the kids movies, Bugs Life, Monsters Inc. So the kids really love you and they make you feel like Elvis. So of course every year I go back and like three or four kids' parents bid. It's like thousands of dollars to have lunch with me in the teachers lounge McDonald's you know you bring burritos so no but I will next time okay yeah Brent why don't you do this? Is that the young rock? I don't know. That kid is so sweet. Yeah he's great.

So how much did they pay you? This isn't that much. This is eventually a guest. She talks about him she was like so enthralled with with Griffin s that she like tells this whole story about it and shows pictures of him and everything So he's kind of a celebrity kind of a charmer kind of well-liked guy, so So I think Choosing one of four every day is good because we're gonna get some some shitty guys in office every day is good because we're gonna get some some shitty guys in office big time yeah I like this guy all right but you got a pick you want to eliminate first I'll my top two well I would say I'm choosing between Connor and Griffin Oh god. Wait, wait, wait. That was a Freudian slip. Oh no. What? Griffin?

Kenzie, what have you thought we were thinking about? What are you really after here? What's on your mind, Kenzie? Well, okay, that was coincidence. Was it? Was kind of big butter? Yes. Yeah.

So the last two guys? Big butter and three and four. No, but I'm saying what if like there's one day that I don't like any of the four yeah That's part of the night part of that's how we're know you want you can we do like a wild card slot That's how the world that's that's all the World Cup or says groups of death there Yeah, that is because there is a wild card. I'll say this there's clumps of vanilla not that that's a bad thing I didn't put it in a particular well you can now you can you can change the order back and change it. Yeah, but but also maybe he's got the golden Yeah, I'll use it when I see fit. Yeah when he sees fit

He'll he can do it at the very end KB can be like hey that one guy. Let's bring him Mm-hmm. I like all four of these guys. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with any of them There could be we just don't know yet. Well, the one was like was like two years old What that was weird in the suspenders? Okay, so do what you want me to pick right now eliminate one eliminate. Oh eliminate I Will and now I can't remember their names, but the do you remember Connor Griffin football cook? No bowl game for me Damn, you don't want to go to the jungle! Sorry. Oh, coward. You scared of the jungle. Coward. Exactly. Very nice man.

No bowl game for me. We'll never know. God damn it. And then eliminate the weatherman. OK. Unfortunately. Aw, man, Dave. Can we see pictures of him after?

Oh, yeah. I guess we could. I guess I should put him in. I don't know if I want to. Man, Dave. Very handsome guy. I'll date weatherman would I should I don't know if I want to Very handsome I'll date weatherman Dave you have to be handsome I want to see to be a weatherman weathermen are kind of like they're almost like too handsome So if you're young you're handsome, right? But if like there's some older. Oh, yeah the older men Have an app on our phone. Oh, yeah, it's over. That's true comes with it

And then it's between Connor and so give like the pros and cons I like the baseball thing. I think that's fun. And like I think he could be a funny Like part of the show because he's like oh Yeah, but no no I like the baseball thing like you're into minor league baseball right yeah yeah I love yeah I I do love this Savannah bananas one of my old co-workers is like the play-by-play color announcer one of those side note Connor Griffin note he does have an acquaintance with that gentleman with the baseball. Yes Connor does yes

Interesting is that I like the candles too interesting Weatherman was Oh, no. Weatherman's good looking. He's good looking in all hell. That Weatherman is dancing in the muck. And he is. Damn, he's a catch.

That's a catch. No. I might date him. Wow. No. Very handsome. Shit. Oh, no.

Wild card. That's the wild card. KB can bring him back. All right, so who's getting to the finals? I... Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. All right, so who's who's getting to the finals? I Choose Kate's like I like them both a ton That's what I'm saying if that was like another one We got this we won't have that person come down and pick In the wheel just put both their names on there boom

Easy as could be I know what you I know who you want. Yeah, my gut. You obviously want the baseball player I know who you want. Yeah. Am I gut? You obviously want the baseball player. You want the baseball player, but you have to get the other guys nice. Could you say nice to baseball players? Yes, yes, exactly.

All right, baseball players. But I like the other guy's personality as well. The jocks win again, man. Yeah. Motherfucker. He hates the player. So maybe the other guy's personality. Look, Hannah said player, but worth it.

This guy's fucking all over the country right now. Maybe Griffin can be a friend. Oh, absolutely. Whatever, maybe Griffin can be a friend, you know? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Oh, brutal. I like your personality. I like your personality. Did you have more Connor than Griffin? I don't know what he looks like. Maybe Griffin could be a friend. Yeah Should we get Griffin's number so you could text him after this guy breaks your heart? Yeah

Yeah, I mean if anyone like like I don't Griffin could give her always there when yeah, you know This is nothing against you guys are making me choose. Yeah This is your fault no pick pick Griffin Although have did you see the weatherman? No, I don't want he looks like more handsome bone mix. Yeah More handsome yeah If bone next was in even better shape yeah, his jawline was even more chiseled If Bo Nicks was in even better shape, yeah, his jawline was even more chiseled Did say douche I Feel like oh well, I think

Don't read the Nicky smoke stuff Nicky smokes doesn't know that he's a douche Well, I my thinking was it if Nicky smokes hates someone it might be a sign to her that the guy is a good guy right you know What I mean? Yeah, okay Right I didn't think of it that way that's good. That's what could be bad if Nikki smokes loves a guy that could be bad Yes, most will say nice things that means he doesn't see this guy's a threat You want to see cutting in a speech yeah Alright, so Connors gone or is advanced. It's baseball player. Yeah baseball players players advancing who he may very well be in office Should we get Cody in here does did he answer you well he has a video well

I want him to come in here and watch this with Well, he has a video. Well, I want him to come in here and watch this with us. Oh, yeah, yeah, Cody. I want him to give another speech. We do the New Amsterdam read, and then I want to see Cody watch this. We also got to do a gauntlet. This episode is brought to you by New Amsterdam Vodka, the official vodka of Barstool Sports. Whether your team just won the game, your buddy got promoted, or you're having an amazing day,

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All right, this is a good start knee deep in a grilled cheese who says walking it up. Yeah You like my shoes by the way? Yeah, not really. I hate them standard trying to be run DMC It's trying to be me. I accidentally bought Accidentally bought size And I had to give the Cody So what's up? Why are you tying them that way?

Do you do speeches at the Buffalo Bills bar? Often. How much does that cost for a round of friends with the owner? So it depends on how many people are there. So that doesn't change it. So like if there's 20 people there, it's... Price of 20 shots. $100. I think he just wanted to tell us that your friends of the owner

That's all he wanted to know it's typically like 40 to 80 bucks Okay These shots of water the price changes of friends of the owner so it depends on how many people And if you weren't friends with the owner it would drive also Let's watch one of your speeches. OK. I just moved here from Buffalo. Yeah. Rochester. Wait, where are you now?

You know, family. So let's go. Let's go. Where would you rather be? Right here. Right now. Oh, I have you rather be? Right here, right now! Okay. Back again? Hold on, hold on, hold on. You were reading that off your phone?

Yeah, that was like five seconds. Were you... You had to read that you were from Buffalo? You basically were like, I just moved here, and where would I rather be? You just did the famous Mark Levy speech. Yeah, you're right, right, but you had to look that up No, I didn't have to look it up. What was on your phone?

Okay, just like a couple lines that was the whole speech was this bar in Buffalo. No, it's here in Lincoln Park. Oh It's the Bills bar. Yeah, it's good bar Right, so you paid for that. I Paid for the shots, but if you're buying the shots, you have the floor. I think you could do better. I've done like five of them. Can you go longer, you think?

Do I have my phone? No. Probably not. Yeah, come on. Can improv? Here, I'm gonna have a sip of New Amsterdam. Anybody else wanna do a shot? How about you do one right now?

I don't have any money Fine you know the owner you're good Go back to your grill cheese He said he knows that Griffin kid from that bar oh Cody wait no Griffin Griffin's out. Oh, yeah, he got eliminated bar like Is he cool? Is he a dork? Is he a nice guy? Is he handsome? He's tall. Oh, was he shaping the vibe? Alright, let's do some gauntlets. We have to do a special gauntlet, right? I believe so. Yes, the Planet Fitness gauntlet,

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Must be 18 years old to enroll or 13 to 17 with parent slash guardian. Ryan can't do goalie? He should. He wanted to so bad. Yeah. Oh, he's doing face-offs. Yeah, he's good. Yeah. Oh, he's doing faceoffs. Yeah, he's good.

Whoa. It's kind of sad and eerie. Ryan's Barstool hat that he always wears is still in the corner of the goal. When someone leaves a rose down. I didn't even notice that. It's a memorial. All right. So. Well, that's so sad. Leave it there, Connor. No, leave it there. Leave it there, Connor. It's our rose. That is really sad. That's so sad. Oh, that's so sad. Leave it there, Connor. No, leave it there, leave it there. Leave it there, Connor. It's our rose.

That is really sad. That's really funny. So sad. Aw. And that's just. All right, so TJ, spin to see what the person has to do, and then we'll spin to see who goes, and then we'll have Oldie do a regular.

Five triceps pull down. Ooh, okay. I hope it's not steps, just the boots. And it's steps. Dumbbell curl steps. Steps. Okay. All right, now we gotta spin to see who has to do the gauntlet. It's always tight, it is always tight.

Every time. Every time it's 15 stairs. I'm the stair guy, I guess. One spin. KB! Let's go, KB! Oh, I get to see him in action. All right, so you're just doing the 15 steps after the soccer. This is unofficial time. When's the last time KB did one?

I feel like it's been a minute. His time's really good, though. Not surprised. Oh, he's going right now. He's banging out of the gate. Oh, he's the first now. He's banging out of the gate. Oh, he's the first time he's ready to rumble. What is your playing fitness thing?

I'm going to I decided with Spider, we're changing his name. To what? He's a rack now, short for Arachnid. Oh, shit. Yeah, it's tough. So if anybody wants to start calling him a rack with a rack. Yeah. It's tough. So if anybody wants to call start calling him a rack with a rack. Yeah He's called spider after the guy and good fellows and he's never even seen the movie Oh, I didn't know that's what he was named after that was because he was itsy bitsy Got a lot of we got a lot of bodies on. I mean, this is kind of in charge territory.

Just do whatever I signed up for a full Planet Fitness membership today. No kidding. Thinking about working out again. Great deal. I do it. I might do it. Great deal. I might do it. I might do it. Nobody's yeah, we're just chilling. Ready to go?

Yeah. Alright, let's do it. Ready, KB? Yeah. When do I do the stairs? Right after soccer. 321 go. go come on KB There you go. Oh, oh His first one was all the momentum on there. We go all right Connor Griffin in goal Kick right to him. Oh

There we go stairs Megan's got him warmed up for him oh no oh I don't think what does you know we go go faster Three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 14, 15. You did it. There you go, Kyle. Simple as that. It's a lot of people's favorite machine. Uh-oh.

He's tired from the steps. Oh, hot one. There's no way the Canadian can do the baseball now or the basketball. Sure. There it is. Oh, yeah. Oh Yeah Yeah, oh my goodness like a good time with the 50 oh my oh Oh my god one third seven continents

Really, North America South America Europe Africa Asia Antarctica Albania Can UK seventh continent Canada New Zealand France There you go. Hey, why oh nine with the step that was good Kyle hell of a run. I was me hell of a run What's the uh, oh Australia? Oh?

Columbia there you go. All right oldie you're up That was a hell of a run. What's the, oh, Australia. Oh, Columbia, yeah. There you go. All right, Oldie, you're up. Brandon, where'd you go? Damn it. Who'd you think was from Albania? Dua Lipa. Oh, you confused her with Eliza Dushku.

I think she is Albanian. Are you ready? But yeah, Dushku is. Just follow anything Brandon tells you. And then when you finish your second basketball shot, you sit go baby. Here we go. TJ, you ready? Let's go, grab it. No, TJ doesn't have it on you, wait. Sending it back up.

One sec, he's sending it back up. After soccer, football, fall in that foot. Just fall. Brand looks nervous. He's got a good he's jacked. Yeah. What's he waiting for the hand to go back to the top minute or what's happening? Do you heavy squat?

I do them all. Everything. Whoa! A split! Sheesh! Don't hurt yourself. No, it looks like a drop though. So we're just looking at your penis? No, it looks like a drop though. It is, no? That's good. So we're just looking at your penis? See the red? Game day.

Oh, he's got the Game Day red. Game day. All right. One sec. Ready. All right. Three, two, one, go. If he broke my record, like, what would we?

We couldn't do it, we're fine now. We're fine. Sucks. You suck at this. Oh, this is gonna be like Team Canada tonight. Oh no. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yuck.

Yuck. Yuck. Oh, I also forgot, he doesn't know information. He knows no information. No information whatsoever. Is he a lefty? Nope. Oh! Oh, nice!

Let's go! Oh my god! That was a hot one! He heard you say he's a lefty. The balls are whistling! Oh, he's not going to know what to do with this. Mmm, gotta go angle. There it is!

Oh no! This is the guy that wants to play pick up tomorrow. We'll just fight for this. We'll just fight just for this. We've got the Spice Adams. Yeah. This is the Spice Adams video. It's literally Spice Adams. There it is.

Oh! Trivia! Sit down, sit down, sit down, trivia! Information time. Oh Information time information time. Oh, hey, NHL teams with the most wins Hold on One Prime Minister may round why least at least I Need water Fuck I'm not sure here gents well zodiac signs zero Oh, no, we're in trouble here countries located closest to Antarctica

North America North America. Oh boy. You just named some NHL teams. That's your only shit. Vancouver. No terrible blue jackets. Oh do you know most wins the best NHL franchise. The most with all this Habs, New York Boston who do we got in there Habs is Canadians Fuck I'm drawing blanks here folks five NFL players have caught a pass from both Peyton Manning and Brady. Oh What about Will Smith movies men in black yeah Get some more original pictures I told you people original six teams Red wings there it is My gosh, I had the sticks in the bag ready to go Boston Red Wings

Whatever we got here what two dogs make a cock-a-poo Mmm, what two dogs cock? Wrong animal, but poodle. Yeah, there we go Poop hole man three names of Michael Jackson's kids. Oh, you know this Jackson five. That's it man. That's all I got okay, okay Jackson fiber Get over Jackson five movies with Will Smith that didn't have a sequel Mmm, man. I'm thumb a dumber guy in live sports. What are we playing? Zodiac signs like with the star sign you're born under. You got more

NHL teams in you. I know you're at Libra. There we go. Along those lines. Oh, where we're at right now. Name that team. Todd, dude, come on. Like Chicago. Are we in the big city like the windy city City or not Chicago Blackhawk Smell the coffee beans. I need a coffee here You were not lying when you said you know What else help me out here Keep naming hockey teams. I don't even know where to start with you. Oh Do you know who wrote spider-man?

No What disease did Lance Armstrong have oh? That's L started with the C. No a lot of yeah No, but what is the C not a cancer there it is DiCaprio Leonardo Leo oh wow holy to you know um all right I guess I'm heading out here then a yeah that was good job for 46 but I mean there's

no one has done that that's bad time there's gotta be those much much much much and many worse It can't be yet. No there are you were good with the sports? Yeah, that was impressive right yeah for no toss I'm really disappointed yeah But you know what straight you guys seen it. I didn't do any warm-ups out there. Just hockey. Yeah That's not part of the golf Like I was just warming up. Yeah, so what's the oh five thirty eight? That's bad

You became Newton. I Beat the Newton bachelors. Oh, yeah, Buckeye. There we go, baby Do you want to like impress us with something else? Oh man Man, no, it's not you think Canada will ever win a Super Bowl No, they can't do it man. Yeah, exactly. They can't do that zero Super Bowls zero Yeah, my buck in here, so a couple years back. Well your bucks for him. Yeah, baby No, don't don't don't don't do the Brady story. No no we before I'm here. He's a big Bucks fan It's good. Oh, you got is that crazy You guys never won a Super Bowl and what do you have you have what the clues that the Canada?

I know we don't have a chance. What's the well? What about when the bills came for about the great cup what? America's won a great cup Yeah, sure body armor here go ahead drink my water. You know that's yours You know that's yours America's won a great body armor know that get it in you did you know America's won a great cup no yeah Where Baltimore Stallions? 94 95 mm-hmm Good year great hockey game nhl 94. Oh, yeah great game coming out of the corner You guys are in hockey guys as well. No you didn't know though. Oh

I didn't even know Yeah, like winning teams Like I mean, I we needed we needed more pictures I think on that trivia Like what is like landmarks like landmarks Like landmarks? Yeah. I know that. That's Randy Johnson. And then you see the old Golden Gate Bridge? Easy peasy, you know what it is. You know what? Bread and butter. Expertise.

If you had to pick something. Whoo. Like food or... Like I'm just... Like what am I like a category? Food I like yeah You can tell like not a small fry out here you are you left a lot though you think so you know I don't think it's just me just big boner country bumpkin, huh?

Banging away in the what do you do for you want money? You got to go on the field? What were they country blumpkin? Yeah? Yeah, oh? You got to go on the field. What were the country Blumkin? Yeah. Yeah. Oh Blumkin doesn't mean well not yeah, I mean something. Yeah. Yeah bump shit and getting yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, it's a whole nother category That's Stern, right? Powerful, I think You got one. Yeah That wasn't a bad time. No, no, it was not a bad time No, you can say really free free on it right

Same with your lady can be free right let her hang see I don't understand What do you like you can just speak your mind like it's oh yeah Yes, there's all these pigeons at home type on the computer hide me on the computer. You know yeah, yeah scare But you got something to say say it breathe. Yeah, that's 444 that's bad oldie, but you know what I like number four, so that's good Well for us tonight he's Canadian Jay I think for two for the boys tonight to can or to said yeah, what's 446 I got married June 14th 444 p.m. Wow yeah, yeah almost

I was two points what 2.43 seconds away right yeah do you have children that's less than a bull right oh yeah two beautiful guys do like but parental leave the right way huh like 20 weeks 20 weeks I think Canada nah bro ride wave, get on that surfboard. 365? One year? One year? Go for the ride, yeah. One year man.

You got a year off? Some of them you can do your pay and go 18 months. But you only get a year salary, but 18 month break. I know, what are you guys like five weeks now? Hey, what were you like a Like what was that like got a little extra. It was great. No, but what's original numbers the normal? It's like 12 weeks is your lucky. That's only three months, and then you're sending your little rug rat off. Yeah Yeah, I don't know. That's crazy. Yeah fucking shareholders to worry about Bottom line come on. Yeah, get out of here. Yeah, no can is a full ride

So you think about it five kids five years gotta go You split it up to never work. Yeah, yeah you right. Yeah, if you play the right cards Are you a boozer? Not a loser. Beer? No, not a loser. Oh, you're not? You're off?

Off of it or you just don't? I'll have a couple soda pops with the boys, but nothing too crazy. Nothing crazy. All right, let's spin the wheel. Oldie, great job. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. The stream will be great tonight. Yeah, let's spin the wheel. We're gonna play Werewolf Thank you very much, appreciate it. Scram will be great tonight. Yeah, let's spin the wheel.

We're gonna play Werewolf right after this, by the way. You see the Quigs video before we go? No, what's the Quigs video? Uh oh. Alright, Meek, well thank you for being here. I think that this was very informative and you always add a little something, something. Hey.

Whenever you come onto the act, now wipe yourself off, you're covered in milk. I'd rather be covered in this than anything else, so. Yeah. Thanks for having me. What could that even mean? Now wipe yourself off, you're covered in milk. I'd rather be covered in this than anything else, so... Thanks for having me. What could that even mean? It's like sitting next to the Spinks, dude. Better than anything else. At least I'm just soaked in milk.

I think he meant to say could be worse. He said that was like the top thing to be said. Like that was like some sage idiot. Well, rather be covered in this, you know what they say. Rather be covered in milk than anything else. My grandfather always said. At least it's my favorite substance. in milk than anything else. My grandfather always said, at least it's my favorite substance. They're milked than anything else.

That's perfect. I love McPhil, man. Congrats to him, Bonnie Blue. Yeah, he's the father. Huge. All right, spin it. Spin that shit, TJ. Brandon just leaves after the act.

After the call. Yeah, yeah he's done. Alright that was good. Guys, I didn't realize the headphones. Oh yeah. Oh you watched them again. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh. Big day for me.

Ohhhh Fuck! This is an office wheel right? Yeah. Yeah. Most of you guys are like, ohhh I would love to take you on a date Yeah? I think I could win I think I could win you over Kate no shit! Kate no fucking shit!

I just think I would surprise you We'd have fun we have big cats not laughing at all super mad big guy do something expensive oh okay okay Danny has to go to and document yes okay that's how I can it. Poor Danny. Who is it? Malicek. Oh my fucking god, it's Malicek! Yay!

Perfect. That is perfect. That's awesome. Fly his ass off. He's here all the time. Yeah. Okay. That's so good.

Let's do it. Oh, you hate Malicek for how he treated those women. I do. Ooh, maybe I could have them pop up on our dates. Could your plans accommodate to three people now? Certainly, certainly. All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Yes.

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