The Yak - Big Cat's Getting an Ice Cream Machine for the Office | The Yak 5-13-25

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

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I'm alright. Yeah. Yeah, just alright. I hate Tuesdays man You got well, I mean the good news about today is it's not like you have a stream that might take Infinity time. I didn't sign up for that. Yeah casual like two-hour one. It seemed to be yeah We have to beat Super Mario. Is that one of the harder games? I don't know. I don't know. I've I didn't I've Never really played it. So it's you Rudy Tate KB Locked in a room till you finish Super Mario. And I think we have to alternate. I don't quite know the rules,

but Kyle will be a liability, I think. Yeah. I can't do this shit. Yeah, right. Why'd you sign up for this shit? Where you just move a dude? That is the premise of Mario. I hate moving dude games.

I think what's gonna make it hard is that this, the game is so elementary and basic You're used to video games for like when you jump you can then yeah a bunch of other shit It's just the simplicity will drive you fucking crazy. I think well It's you have to do the whole thing on three lives. Yes Never won it if you get a hundred coins. Don't you get a life or a one-up? Yes, yes Yes, how long are people saying he's gonna take and there are saying 15 minutes people are saying never end so you can use

I'm a I fucking love my I'm more of a Super Mario world than yeah 64 So wait hold on are you time out your you enjoy moving dudes? I love moving dudes. That's my favorite Yeah, you grew up tall I That's my favorite genre yeah, you grew up tall I Just love your brain filling Mario down to I don't want to move At its core that's what 99% of video. I'm sorry. I think those are very boring I want to either race or reframe or reframe it racing is moving dudes the guys in cars the guys it has an you No, you're on a vehicle you can that's football game you're moving talking about where it's just one line the only

non-moving dude game is Tetris yeah and that depends on if you view the blocks okay that's yeah yeah you're not really moving the the world's moving the dude stays in the same exact spot kind of the same spot and the world moves maybe I really knowledge about it's a popular game. I'll acknowledge that Oh, thank all those knowledge in Mario is a popular you got it You got to get on the internet and read about all the secret doors and the fucking which are you finished this game? I finished the Super Mario world the next one on Super Nintendo. God. This one is the original Nintendo Like game like the 80s one. This is the NES and yes yes the super Nintendo one is the one I love

But there are there are like secret fucking like you can bypass a lot of levels I know you allowing yourself to do that or is that part of the warp tunnels I don't know if that's a rule because I do not get to that on the second level Yeah, but what's gonna happen if we're alternating levels and KB's on a water level. We're fucked right Oh, yeah, Kyle's on a slippery ice level fucked. What's a water? Oh, no? Okay, Kyle could maybe do grass How is he in the clouds? Oh, it's done. It's kaput. We're KB Are you the raffa nidal of video games where you can only win on one surface?

Yes Are you the raffanadal of video games where you can only win on one surface? Yes You'll meet oh the ice levels are gonna fuck you. Oh the ice levels TJ is this a hard game? The old games are extremely unforgiving which is what Mark said like I played Mike Tyson's punch out on stream for eight hours and never got past like the midway point of the gate because it's just like the games beat the hell out of you and like Tate put in that tweet if you die three times you have to go back To like world 1 1 so like so if I quit Fuck it when I quit

The only person you can blame is Tate How did you guys get roped into this he asked and I said yes for both of us I feel like he pitched it as like it's gonna remember when you did the game of life I thought I was gonna be like quick. I didn't know it was gonna be ten hours Or more or more. Yes less would be a while. This is No, yeah No, I think he asked the wrong guys Brandon. I would have had to be here. Yeah Brandon would have had to be in there Switch out. So what consoling system is it on?

Any? Yes, the original Nintendo. And I've never played that console. It's the square controller. It can't be that hard if it's a first game. My brother and I, that's the game we played for years.

We never beat it. We played for years every Sunday. Yeah, but Nick is good at video. I'm not. Rudy's good at video. I'm not Rudy's good at video I own what I do is I put myself. I only get myself into situations of things that I'm good at and I won't do anything else. Yeah, that's really smart And this is one of those times where it's not something I'm good at like I think the biggest thing that will frustrate you is how rudimentary It is the press jump you're just kind of style

I don't think my reflexes are good like the new Mario games when you're falling into the the you know You fall off the ledge or whatever you can like there's buttons You can push like push off the walls to like get back up right? There's like all sorts of mechanisms to save you when you're in a bad spot the old ones. You're just fucked You're just fucked you have a ranking of how hard it is to win games there has to be right online I'd like to see where yes one other game. that's around dark souls if you did battle toads I'd be like you guys are never leave battle toads is impossible. There's gotta be possible There's like there's gotta be speed runs on on YouTube right TJ. I think the fastest speed run of this games probably in the seconds

No, why don't you they find glitches? Oh? Yeah, are we allowed to watch one like the fastest ever? Why don't you just do it? We're allowed to do whatever the fuck we want key as long as it's not music or television Or any sort of media visual media showing yeah, or the fucking sassy southern dude, but other than that Five minutes is this music allowed yeah Definitely not Wait coins so what is that like two speed, TJ. Sorry, I'm afraid. So yeah, let's just do this and get out of here. It's Tate's show we're ruining.

So what, this person does it in how many minutes though? Four minutes, 57 seconds. Oh, four minutes, 57 seconds. How many mechanisms are there on the controller? Three. Yeah. Oh my god. Is that too many? It's too little. Seven seconds how many mechanisms are there on the controller three yeah? Is that too many? Little he's not even trying to get big

So the key it looks like it's just jump jump jump jump jump jump jump I think that's all you can do in this game. Oh, there's the warp tunnel goes to world four Oh, yes, you need to get that got like the work hot like if this is Kyle's turn It's oh, no he could do this. this Kyle can't do this is just brick Kyle What's like the highest tech thing you can operate confidently? Ti 84 no Go Riverstone Oh No secret world oh Not a river

Think you guys are gonna complete this this game doesn't look that hard what I'm seeing I can do I Haven't seen a level yet, but how many levels are there he just skipped seven worlds? How many levels that that part might be you're gonna need to do warps Oh, you gotta do the warps cuz he just worked to eight one He's jumping on the tubes while the plant is out He's like got the perfect. I know perfectly well. We're also watching in 2x, so he's oh yeah It's way less impressive for it's only get three lives right is Mike turn on Eddie's Mike So we start with three lives. I think there's like one ups. Oh you guys probably can do like

We start with three lives. I think there's like one ups. Oh you guys probably can do like Oh that looked off yeah, yeah, you had to wait for that You just put just squeeze a lemon in your eye, and you get another life that yeah great But if you get a mushroom right you can get hit and you won't die yeah, right, but I think he stinks Go reason I think small is faster Or it's just like I mean you're well. He's also doing this for speed So he's not stopping. Oh, you're fucked on that part big time and then How many worlds are in this game? That's about all lava. Why is he running backwards your fucked lava? Oh? He just jumped on the lava

He's finding he's exploiting so Hmm. This is bad. This is like with fire fire Jellyfish oh that one's you guys gonna be oh my god He won boom gone. That was so easy. Go show me like a regular decent dude playing Did we will all night? I don't think we're decent. I'm not decent Rudy's got to be good Rudy's so bad at all video. Oh, that's good. He's streaming. Yes

He there's not one he's ever been good at he's nice at time guesser, which isn't really a video game Yeah, I'm guesser. We played it before with che. Oh you have to guess the year Location that a place a nice photo was taken That's right. Did you bring a glass list today KB? Why I mean, I feel like it would be easier if you had them I've had contacts in for months Oh, okay, so I haven't been struggling Good to know Do you feel a little betrayed Stephen as a glasses guy? No our contacts once in a while, too. Okay

Stephen you feeling real good about by the way way beautiful note last night Steven just love that you Wish Jason Tatum well and preface it with saying that you're a Knicks fan That really nice. It was big No, it's it's it's really nice like because normal humans like Like they wouldn't feel bad for someone to get injured but like as a Nix fan you do Right Well you're rooting against them actively Yeah

But it's good that you let everyone know that you're a Nix fan before you said I hope this guy who just got really badly injured is okay I see nothing wrong You did that for praise Lest anyone think Yeah I'm celebrating this Yeah Let me let everyone let I'm actually not

Jerry O'Connell retired the Bing Bong for the rest of the series that Wow Like it's on yeah, he laid down his hat is it for sure Achilles I haven't reported it yet feeling it's taking very long Was anybody had a respect for his first dual president a Hennies and the Celtics and especially Jason Tatum mr. Bing Bong will be taking a break for the remainder This series is appreciate all you do Bing anybody sniffing around on why

So many Achilles are getting torn. I I'm thinking is there a reason There's two reasons Johnson and Johnson What does that I think real plastic I think's a low tops. I think low top I saw there is some shoe theories. Yeah, yeah, low top like every sport. It's every yeah Like there's been five major athletes who have tore it already. Yeah Look great. I don't remember. I don't remember a key is being a problem. No like Like to this extent no when they were wearing Chuck Taylor's it wasn't out. Yeah, like I to this extent. When they were wearing Chuck Taylors, it wasn't happening.

Like I live in fear that this is going to happen to me. Do you feel that way next week? Oh, yes. Yeah. Absolutely, dude. I didn't want to play in the Olympics thing we were doing. I didn't want to play in the basketball, because I don't want to get hurt doing this.

And then Regs tours at Keely's. And then they're like, Titus, you got to get in there now. And I was like, this is like a surfer getting eaten by a shark. And they're like, now you get in there, and you get on towards Achilles. Yeah. And then they're like Titus, you gotta get in there now. And I was like, this is like a surfer getting eaten by a shark and they're like, now you get in there and you get on the surfboard. It's like preeminent like old dude injury. Yeah. Cause you don't recover from that.

Well, guys like us. Guys like us, no. That's it. No. Your life has changed forever. Yeah, just put me down. Sure. Yeah, I don't know if the, are the nerds on that that are the nerds figuring out what's going on with Achilles right now

It's like every sport. It's every Steven I mean most of the guys that have torn it are Older Aaron Rodgers Damien Lillard, but Tatum is not old enough to be in that like that being a likely injury So this was surprising yeah, but as a Knicks fan Yeah, heart goes out to him but I also should remind people the Knicks were up 7 with three minutes left when that happens that's a good reminder oh do the Knicks have a chance to win the series? I was told they didn't yeah and Jason Tatum is now out and then are they in the finals at the semi-finals after this yeah yes if you could reverse this injury would you do

it yeah okay I would like to we were going to win that game last night I think right health you're not but this series would still be I don't want to have any Asterisks on the series. Oh, there's an asterisk buddy. Do the Celtics have a chance uh? They could definitely win. They're still pretty good. They have a chance Yeah, or two Yeah, I mean if they went I think they'll probably win game five It's just can they win one more game at Madison Square Garden. I give them a 1.8% chance probably Mmm. Yeah down 3-1 notate them speaking of which the lot 1.8% chance

I think there's a pretty good chance that Um, I think there's a pretty good chance that PMT was used last night. You guys all went yeah me max and PFT went and So we went to the lottery they showed us the room where they do the lottery ball they lock it's pretty cool They lock everyone down in the room. They take all the phones. They do the lottery They don't let anyone leave the room until the telecast is done Whoa, so like the people you see on the telecast like Who's Boosaless was there for the Bulls? I think like McCain was there for the? None of those people know they're in a different room

But there's a room downstairs where there's a representative from every team that watches the lottery happen And then they have to stay in the room. They don't have their phones They at to stay in the room for like an hour and a half locked down. I Realized though afterwards because everyone's saying it's rigged We did talk to someone at the NBA and he was laying it on thick how it would be impossible to rig it And I was like this was genius by them. They offered us credentials and a free buffet and we basically will just carry water for them They're like oh we can get these guys They're so fucking stupid that if we just give them a buffet of like some Italian food They'll walk around being like no, dude. We saw it no chance if you're nice

Can't rig it cuz like we had this long conversation with this guy and we were just eating it all up We're like yeah, dude. It's crazy. Anyone would say it's rigged then it happens. I'm like wait a second Fuck so yeah, we saw the whole thing. What was the buffet like? Actually was a little underwhelming. So it is right. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it was like Greek yogurt was Yeah, oh what the hell I mean I ate it but yes Yeah, yeah, but yeah, it's rigged Did they have you though like the way you were like you were totally convinced like you said oh 100% anything like thinking back like No, no, I it's I don't know how they rigged it

But they did they found a way right It's like a whole there's a thousand So what they do is they drop they have the lottery ball machine and they drop numbers one through fourteen in there and then every team there's a thousand four four digit combinations and so like The Bulls had a one point seven percent chance So we have 17 combinations out of the thousand. And so you have to get all four right to have your, to be the number one pick. Seems fishy.

Yeah. It seems overly complex. That's overly complicated. Very, I thought, I always thought it would be us. So they explain it to you, you're just like, that's confusing. Yeah, they confuse guys like us. It's a little sleight of hand,

because I always thought it was just a hundred balls and In like 14 of the balls had right had the Wizards logo right to the balls had the jazz logo right that makes sense Yeah, but that's not how it goes Combination it's yeah, that's intentionally misleading to throw people off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and it worked because I got thrown off so When do we know it's out last night. Oh, so it was Was the outcome like conducive for business It was conducive sales and it was conducive for business and sales and it's there's a big conspiracy theory because it was the mavericks had a 1.8 chance to win they won the lottery theicks, you might remember, were the team that traded

Luka in February, which was a terrible trade. So everyone just connected the dots. And this happened before. Like the year Chris Paul, David Stern, the Pelicans didn't have a owner, and they tried to trade Chris Paul to the Lakers and David Stern said, no, that's not a fair trade. And then the Pelicans, they ended up trading Chris Paul, the Pelicans got a new owner and then they immediately won the lottery with Anthony Davis. Same thing with Zion. Anthony Davis gets traded to the Lakers, immediately they win the lottery for Zion. Fishing.

It happened with the Cavs. The Cavs, LeBron goes back to Cleveland. They immediately win the lottery to trade for Kevin Love. And the league owned the team at the point when the Pelicans won. Right. So the Mavs benefited. The Mavs benefited, and people were like, oh, this makes sense.

They made a deal. Let's get Luca to LA, sell more jerseys, Luca and LeBron together, and Mavs, guess what? We'll make sure you win the lottery. Wow. Because they were a playing team. And views have been down for the NBA? Yeah. Yeah, so those are- It's rigged. Yeah, big time rigged. So that's the Shaq draft. That's the LeBron back to Cleveland draft. That's the Derek Rose to Chicago draft That's the after the Luca trade draft

2011 flag draft and then the 2011 is like I know 2011 is the year after Decision yeah that Anthony Bennett. No, that was Kyrie. That was Kyrie. Yeah. So that was the that was the I'm saying is like all the boss LeBron and they're like here you go. You get Kyrie. Oh so that then they were like let's rig it and then invite the top sports podcasters here to show them her out on rig. Oh my god. Yes. Greek yogurt. Yes. The Greek yogurt. Yeah. And like that's where I had to leave because it's my son's birthday So they stayed for the actual thing but like you should have seen the three of us We wore suits we look so dumb you were so close to believing it and then they serve that Greek yogurt And they're like we don't show anyone this room

Is there a possibility one of you guys rigged it accidentally like you're I tried to push in buttons and like Max was yeah Like what the hell is this and I brought cash And they didn't think it was funny And they were just like okay tours over well See you saw did you see the combinations being pulled I know no that is the lockdown room We're not allowed in that come on now. We saw before What it looked like and the setup is it all paper or is it computer? No, it's a lottery ball machine.

But what about, they have a thousand lottery balls? They have, no, 14 lottery balls. It's four number combinations. Oh, okay. So you have to hit all four numbers. So like, I went and looked and the balls had like, whatever, like one of them was like three six ten eleven So they had to get three six ten eleven okay?

Okay, I hate how come came up with this my wife. I don't know I think they took it away from the me you see our Yeah, they used to rig it the frozen envelope is a very well known conspiracy theory where they used to have just a big like orb and there were 14 envelopes in there and the frozen envelope goes that the year that the Knicks or Patrick Ewing was coming out they froze one envelope so when David Stern reached in he could feel the coldness of one of the envelopes and it was the Knicks. Are the NBA corrupt now that your

their plan is me all I know is thank you and I don't think they're playing I think this is I know I think we're probably perfectly love this yeah I think they love oh this is yeah think about it they got Dallas is a huge market they just got a generational first pick and Lakers who are like a

premier franchise got Luca Results I think the NBA genuinely loves that everyone's like is this oh yeah talking about like yeah Yeah, it was a crazy night Everybody's just like this is fucking wild right this happened And yeah, like if the jazz who weirdly have never won the first pick Oh, if the jazz had gotten it it would have been like okay, who care? Oh, they they reverse used you because they knew you would do this. Oh my god. It's promoting its work Yeah, yeah, yes, you fucking sheep I'm just on I mean credit to the NBA they did find the three most gullible guys

Who like we don't get credentials for anything and we got credentials for this Shit, this is awesome. Spaghetti? Yeah, they probably let us go in there. Wait, cupcakes? No, no, no, no, he won't mention that. Put in the Greek yogurt. Yeah, yeah, we need to.

We'll talk about that for two minutes. Yeah, they did a bad job with the buffet, so I was like, no, they totally didn't. They did a great job with the buffet because if they were trying to pander, they would have done ice cream. Correct, correct. So they did Italian, but then they were like,

let's go Greek yogurt to show that we're not bending over backwards. Yes. Oh, they played you Grandmaster played the old You and Darren Rovell carried water yeah Shit my favorite. I'm fine to be used by the way any sport that wants to use me. I will I will do it Do you give me access in a buffet? I mean I always accept I will be used right I will play the character feeling when you get a credential come on. They printed on the fucking laminated What headshot you use I guess I didn't have a headshot so I got denied at first like we just need one without a hat on

So I just took one right outside the bath. Oh like a selfie Yeah, I posed for the wrong lady at the DMV yesterday. What do you mean? I had to get a real ID which is crazy. I still need to get mine, but also Not a big deal going through the airport. I just brought my passport and yeah It was a breeze Yeah, so you pose for the wrong lady? Yeah, she like you were looking at the wrong place. She was like camera line I thought she just said camera or something so I posed at nothing in particular on her HP computer

But I said I was five six oh why reverse psychology ah So everyone's like damn you're you're way taller than five six so does it say five six on your gonna say five six Wow five seven by the way Well, no you're a lot of people in the eyes of the government the eyes of the real ID Yeah, it's a real ID. It's as real as it gets your five You're five six. Oh fuck, I just, I'm five six.

I wanted to like impress bouncers. No. We have documented proof. You wanted like a double take like, you're not five six. It can't get more real though. I just stamped it in. You're officially five six.

Carved and stoned. I think it's a more comfortable life then. Five six? Yeah, I don't know. By the way, I don't know. By the way, I do have a surprise for us. I think the surprise has arrived. It's not a good surprise though.

It's actually a bad surprise. Not the cream, too? Those are my favorite. It's a piss me off surprise. Will one of us in here be pissed the most? Me, I'm already pissed. I'm gonna get more pissed. Greek yogurt? Pissed.

Is it Stephen Che? No, that would be. Is it a person or a thing? It's a person. I'm pissed off. Who would piss? A person's just gonna come show the person. A person's gonna walk in here, you guys are all gonna know who it is.

Oh. The Grinch? And there's a piece of news that comes attached to it Jury duty not jury duty. How would jury duty walk in? I don't know oh my god Next up the jury duty guy and the guy who got certain serves you oh Yeah, no, I wouldn't invite someone to serve me service Service as a show that'd be a really bad idea Areas I think they're they're here. I don't know where I said send them in him

I Have no idea Where I said send them in him him oh? Have no idea my God Who could it be what's going on? Oh? Yes, I have no idea. Do it. Oh, he did it again on another fifty $70,000 Another 50-50 for $70,000! 70?! This fucking asshole!

Clifty Martino! No way. It's for fucking charity, man. Oh my god! How did you do it again? You put your 200 bucks in the machine, it spits out a ticket. We have another collector money. Oh, this is your third time?

I was waiting for like an investigation. Oh my god! They said... $70,000? 35. I was waiting for like an investigation. Oh my god said $70,000 35 okay first one's 42 second one was seven and a half this one was 35. This is crazy Brittany bitch oh 100 of that was mine again. How are you so good at this? Are you a lucky guy? Yeah? What the fuck dude. You won three Dan. You've only won zero zero zero. Oh if you buy the tickets between 10 30 a.m. and first pitch you get double the entries. Oh I got four thousand four thousand four thousand. Everyone at the game buying

them is getting half of that. Did you go to the game. You saw me there. Okay. All right. Santa. Yeah that's right. Because I have a rule that I will not buy a ticket for a game I do not attend well. You're not gonna win doing that you can't you can't I know I agree with you You they've ruined it with the series thing too, right? It's for charity. I don't want to rob a charity So you're right you can't I can't be like oh, I won the 50-50 like we have the game No, that's that's not real. You got a guys are the only ones calling me out on it So you've won twice in the past year? three times in nine months

How many attempts a lot but like less one was a game series, so I bought one each day of the game I probably entered that damn raffle 50 or 60, but still what are the odds to win that I don't guess 40,000 to one You would be too obvious You would bring him in less than the duck race. I don't know I just feel like I give myself the best odds when you win a big bet you can waste the money on raffle tickets God, it's tough to sit down that much money and just kind of push it away. Are you are you moving out of Chicago? I?

Don't know I thought you were possible you can't this is your full-time I thought you were winning 5050s. No there's a lot of stories go around. Okay, so you aren't moving Not yet, okay possible. I won't know for a couple of months. Oh, I'm gonna take every fucking penny second a time to pull this off What it can be done? What is what is this? I can't I don't want to say What the one who told me to send you that message inviting you to the Cubs game Saturday I would not have insulted you like that. Oh, yeah, he wanted me to go with him for the big check picture What a slap so you you gotta be kidding me damn that's all

they give you a big check yeah he wanted me to go stand next to him for his big check they like I need someone to take the picture that's so you're an awful man oh man they let you keep the big checks we'll see well what about your catch me I assume they're gonna let me keep the big checks? We'll see. Well, what about your catch me? I assume they're gonna let me keep that big check That's all I care about is that big the other two you won you didn't get a big check No, I waited 30 days for a little tiny check in the mail outrageous Let me keep it so were they all Cubs or was it different events? It's charities. Oh, so it wasn't like the United Center or nothing. No, it was all Cubs

Oh my god Wait, so you want how many when did you win the other two or nothing? No, it was all Cubs. Oh my God. Wait, so you won how many? When did you win the other two? I won two in August, August and September last year. So you have won basically besides April, you've won every single month since you won, yeah, three out of the last four months of Cubs baseball. You piece of shit. That's insane. That's's insane how have they not

investigated you they probably who knows I might be handcuffed when I show up Saturday they said be at this spot at 1240 so yeah oh it's a sting good so yeah those are in right now stay oh yeah all right so got our boy congrats don't talk about about I want to hear about Casa Benita Yeah, when are you going? I've been you talk when you guys going I've been never if you want me to go I won't go You know that you know that I I still love you it comes from a place of pure jealousy Well you have what I want no I knew the third time was a problem And the people at work that said that's awesome or like fuck that guy Yeah, three is really flaw your your on high stepping into the end zone with three

Well, I like your people doubt me. You are a lucky guy. You got to start doing more lucky things I do I hear almost every damn thing up. Okay, okay Are you gonna continue to enter the raffle after this I told him I wouldn't enter one until I was at the game Saturday Okay, so your orc are free to hit today and tomorrow. Thank you so much, man After this I told him I wouldn't enter one until I was at the game Saturday, okay So you're or you're free to hit today and tomorrow. Thank you so much, man You're orchestrating like a high-stakes heist to move No, this is just an opportunity at 50 years old with no kids into the bloodline who's 50 around here me You're 50 guys didn't know this no, that's great

I'm not 50 yet. Oh well, then I'm not what if I said I was 50 well your 47 age 48 I think Paul Rudd and forgetting Sarah Martin Track is so much not one I chose yeah Okay, so yeah, I mean age whether money have never stopped me from doing anything I wanted and you can't say anything about the opportunity. I'll tell you guys off air, but it's not officially been Submitted there's other people looking and it's crazy if you pull it off. Yeah, are you gonna be a spy? Yeah Are you gonna play playing the NFL Gonna take all my funds to do it it's possible. Oh man. That's gonna cost everything you have a lot Everyone you want me to I can show you my three bank accounts right now, and they all have a negative by them I promise you I'm not you give so much I

Know It has a good man. You're a good man like I said money's never stopped me from doing anything. I was back Yeah, that's a way to lose not Value it like the general public unfortunately. I think that's cool It's dangerous in any other situation. I agree, but Right now I'm gonna enjoy it all right Well fuck off cliff Pure jealous jealousy you're the man we still love you, dude. I still love you. It's all jealousy. It's pure jealousy. It's jealousy. You're the man.

We still love you. Go win again. Go win again. All right? Oh, yeah, because you're going on Saturday. So you're going to win again. Yes. Yeah, you're going to win again.

Three times in nine months. I will probably be there on Saturday, but I'm going to be flipping you off when you get your big check. Unbelievable. Cliff is the man. I love him. Yeah. But god damn it, third time. That. Unbelievable. I love him. But god damn it, third time. That's crazy.

But then he just drops his in the necks. I'm like, I feel good for him. What's his secret plan? I can't tell with him. He's gotta hold the record, right? No one's run it one of three times, let alone in a year. Yeah. That's pretty wild.

Traveling the world is in a sailboat? It's gonna cost every penny. Is it a hot air balloon kind of thing? That's what I was thinking. Every penny, every second. Everything he has for this next venture. That's like a, you're probably sailing across the world to adventure. Have you guys been following that guy

who quit the tire store? Yes. Yeah, I'm obsessed. He's sailing his cat. This guy worked in a tire shop Oh, yeah, you like cashed out his 401k bought a sailboat and he's like halfway to Hawaii from Washington It's awesome, and he's like every time he's like I'm about to die He's like he's cool. He doesn't really know what he's doing. He doesn't really have much experience. He doesn't he accidentally locked himself in his

Inside his sailboat he like didn't latch the door which is like us like the worst thing that could happen and he had to Thankfully he had tools to get himself out every day. He's got a new I remember he put out a video He's like the sea is crazy rough right now, and somebody responded. They were like that's as calm as it could be I don't know yeah, how is how do watch it? He's on Instagram or something? Someone posted an update on Twitter. He posts every day. You can track him on the website. Oh. But he doesn't have like a live stream or anything.

He started his account with zero followers like uh, less than two weeks ago he's got over a million followers now. And in ten days I'm gonna cross the Pacific Ocean alone. Three years ago, I was diagnosed with a condition called Clippo-Fehl's syndrome. What it is is a spinal disorder, so I've got a loose spine. Clippo-Fehl's syndrome?

I've never heard of that. I don't run into this. That's the funniest name. He's got Clippo. 12, sailing from Oregon to Hawaii with my cat. I've sailed a thousand miles today and before that the furthest I had sailed was 78 miles in a river. Oh my god. And now I've sailed a thousand miles in an ocean. And also on this day not only will I have sailed a thousand miles I will

have hit a million followers on Instagram. And for that, thank you all. Truly is unreal. I'm hoping I'm not just insane, but today we're gonna celebrate when my friends snuck on some beers into my boat. I don't know who this company is. I don't know anything about them. I'm not affiliated, not sponsored, but I thought it was really cool that it was Maui. So, Maui Brewing Company Shut up, but yeah, he's got like a ton of followers now, and he Has locked himself in his cab. He's getting you know all these hijinks, and I don't I'm a little obsessed with it

I have this horrible feeling like What if something does happen to him? I don't know what could happen in the middle of the ocean alone. Does he seem to're having fun Well, I heard it's sailing across the ocean is one third boredom one third grave fear and one third ecstasy mmm So you heard that fun? Some not fun, so you've heard who you talking? Ernest Shackle Ford said it How many times you think he's jerked off in front of his cat?

Seven yeah, well how long is it out there? Well people are mad at him for bringing the cat They're like why really mean to the cat, but the cat seems fun Oh that will definitely if he dies that will be very funny to watch everyone be like that pork Like it's so funny watching online where like the human life is so much less than an animal's life Yeah, right. I will eat them right. Oh, yeah Like sartina cheeks and shit yeah dog wouldn't eat right now. I would not would you adopt a cat if it ate its last owner? if it died in the house Yeah, be kind of cool. I mean that's a that's a cat that like will do anything to survive. That's a fighter man

I don't need that in my home It would still use the litter box after eating a man right one of those poops of beef. Yeah fingers How long is it gonna take this guy or how long is it supposed it's supposed to take like 30 days Yeah, see I wouldn't like it or I was like two weeks It's a long time There's one way I'm I'm under a sign or I would have guessed I think I think you said a month or two Yeah, cuz he's not experienced either. So he's probably not going as fast as That's true. He could that's true What does you want to be cut off from the outside world though?

Like it'd be cool to document, but I wouldn't want to know Somebody else do it or yeah like like like the guys who were locked on the lottery room like that's Clemmer in the solitary like is there something cool when you come out. It's like hey, here's what happened Yeah, you know this guy. Yeah, he's just scrolling Twitter Yeah, yeah, yeah, I kind of agree with you. I'd rather I'd rather do it and and get there and be like what happened Oh the Mavs won the fucking lot exactly no way. Yeah, it's rigged. It's rare. It's like being on a submarine They can't communicate with the outside world so like eight they're in a black hole for eight months And then when they come out again like imagine the ones that were down there and when they came out Kovac was happening. They're like what the fuck?

Yeah That's kind of cool. Well, I guess they probably can now I Hope he doesn't miss Hawaii. I mean that's like a feels it's tiny pretty small for a in the Pacific Ocean for a new sailor Yeah, I Mean you miss Christopher I Mean you miss Christopher Yeah, this guy's only been in a river. What's the backup plan if he's just like oh fuck? I should have been overshot Hawaii's you gonna end up in

Yeah, what if he misses the feels Like a small target all things considered yeah, I don't know how sailing I guess he does have starlings So probably just exactly where he's going yeah, how much is he doing? Yeah? He's not doing how many hours a day is he working well like his sails ripped the one day It took him like I make it like seven hours to fix his sails And then this like stuff it's not the newest sailboat it looks like he's like always fixing stuff on it stuff's always going wrong Would you would you would you do something like this or does it seem kind of scary to you? No? It's way too scary What's the scary? Yeah, yeah cool interesting. That's interesting. That's interesting that you're scared of something like that. Would you kayak around?

What would be so scary about it? You're on a sailboat I? Guess drowning oh like if you had gotten off the sailboat my fear wouldn't be sinking to the bottom my fear wouldn't be my last fear would be the sea bed at the bottom of the ocean I won't give a fuck about that but if you were sailing let's say on a river nice shallow river would that be scary? If it's deep enough yeah, if it's deep enough for us in a shallow river Would it be scary to be on a shallow river? That's you're incorporating logical fallacy How so I'm not yeah, just because I'm not afraid of deep water doesn't mean that I have to be afraid of shallow water. No, I'm not afraid of either. Well you just said it was scary to be out there.

You can die. Right. You can die high. Right. Not at the bottom. Right. Nobody has died at the very bottom. The height of my fears when I'm wailing around at the very top. Okay. But let me like if you if I could damn it he's right. No very big. No no no no no no. Let's say that let's say the path from the from California to Hawaii was an entire vast ocean but it never got deeper than let's say five four. If it was five seven I would be terrified because I can die. Well five five six you could die too. My nose up. Well you're you're five six dude.

That's the top of your head. Five. It was five eight. Would you consider is five eight deep. No for guys like us. No. I mean if there was so I would would be afraid of 5-8, okay Five it's all relative for you 5-8 would be a deep for you you dying that easy

We wouldn't even see a strand of your hair you dying a bowl of soup There's also there's two like teen whippersnappers who are walking across America right now. Okay. And I've been trying to follow, but they're so bad at updates. They'll skip five days at a time. They don't tell you where they are every time. Like you don't know what state they're in. It makes me suspicious that they're not actually doing it.

But I don't want to stir any trouble I respect them. Otherwise, could pull if they were walking across the country, they would be Updating every second you would think it's called the live-in project. I think two teen boys Whipper snappers the pranksters real whippersnappers. Oh, they're pranksters Those was like a charity, but they're doing it for charity, yeah. Okay. Or are they pranking us? I don't know if they're doing it. They might be pranking us.

Live in? L-I-V-I-N. Mmm. Fresh breast juice. I like following though, people on, I followed a guy who started- L-I-V-I-N, TJ. Yeah, so not that. The top of the Mississippi River where it's just like weeds.

I've always wanted to do that. Yeah. Yeah, I watched him in a car. I watched a guy go from the uh... So when I get to 20, I'm about to get puked on. Today is day 71 of walking across the internet. Wait, he was just in a car. Yeah, this is... What? It's obviously... I don't trust him. That's not walking. Is anyone calling him out for it? We it doing like gallon milk challenges along the way? What they're having fun? What is going on? They're having a road trip. They're on a boozey brunch. What it's turned into You can't have I've given up. I was trying to follow cuz I'm interested in this stuff. This is a road

This is just the girl having a blast blast yeah, they're having onion straws Took an off day. You don't do off days bunch of off days. You can't do an off day. What is that? People do that on like the Appalachian Trail and stuff But like they don't get off the trail and get into a car and go to like a bougie bar They're they sometimes they skip days all the time. But they will not stop us. We're in Illinois right now protecting lobster. What? Are they here now?

Well I don't think they're coming to Chicago. Okay, we're gonna get him across the road. You got it. Oh Got it yeah, that's he just pretend that he almost got hit by a car on a road where he could've seen that car coming Oh, they're getting the lane. Oh, they're fucking getting they're hooking up amazing people you heard them go donate So what 50 miles out? Yeah, what's the charity for? Which way did they start I think like Delaware to San Francisco, okay, so they got the hard stuff coming up Yeah Hmm nothing against rigged everything's rigged nothing's real rigged

also these kids like this is we're gonna find out they did this just because They like have 4.0 and got perfect SATs. They got denied from Harvard. Yeah walk across America, and then we'll get in Yeah, something like that. Yeah Write their paper about that weren't we gonna we going to do something like this, Eddie? In a river? Yeah. I think the Bears played like the Saints in New Orleans. So we're going to sail all the way down. Oh, White Sox Dave being a young Huck Finn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Huck Finn. Yeah. Third choice. Yeah. Yeah. People seem to forget about yeah Jim I got a question about the sailboat thing okay gasoline sail sail sail sail so you're just relying on the wind yeah that would be the sale part some sailboats do have both yeah But I think yeah, but they turn it off open. They have those for like a murder. They have the emergency engines for like yeah So there's no gasoline at all. There's probably there is gas emergency for emergencies for Going in and out of the harbor a lot of times right okay?

Yes, if the engine if you have it okay, because I know not not where he's sailing He's not motorboating across got the sails up sailboat right, so there's just always wind in the ocean You can't hit doldrums which are flat spots, but I think yeah typically yeah Okay, yeah, no. I'm glad you're inquisitive there's a lot of wind on earth mm-hmm I don't yeah some days some days not no there's like the ocean always wind on earth maybe not where you're standing at that moment all right you show the wind on earth TJ there's if you're seeing this like a crazy isn't there a spot in the Atlantic though That's like notoriously windless

Steve you also when you're sailing you also capture the the by by moving you create lift onto the sail Look at all the wind look at that wind Steven Look at that shit pushing right towards Hawaii. Yeah In the boat and moving the sails moving the sail yeah, yes, okay? Have you said this was not a gasoline question by the way this was a high Gasoline because Mark's explanation makes sense because like if you're getting off from the dock like Maybe it's not a windy day right at the dock so what do you do? Yeah? The harbor it's not it can sometimes not be very windy like in the open water. It's almost always but those sails are so big I don't think you need to catch like giant gusts. Yeah, I'm sure there's days where he's not going very far

With not a lot of wind but still interesting. Yeah, there's definitely days where He's like I think he had one day where he was like I did a hundred miles today or something like maybe that's too many I don't know sailing um no it was I loved it when I lived in LA we would go yeah I would do it all the time you had access to somewhere yeah Jane Lynch got me into it I did I have I talked about that before no No. Yeah, I ran it, yeah. I ran into her at a diner one time. She was picking up a wave of her. Is this a real story?

Yeah. And Lynch? Yeah, the Jane from Glee. The androgynous beast? That's right, yeah, her. She was like, you should come, she was like, hey kid, you look like you have what it takes.

And I was like, me? And she was like, yeah, you should come sail with me. Yeah, so we took up sailing. Wow. I feel like you would have mentioned this. That's incredible. Me and Jane Lynch. Huevos rancheros she was eating. Oh wow.

Yeah. Slight of a door moment. Yeah. Oh yeah, there is a lot of probably Spanish influence in Los Angeles. That's right. No, it was easier than I thought it would be. It's like confusing enough, you take a class

and then they just kinda, I don't know. The guys seemed to pick it up, the girls didn't. Wow. I'll just put it that way. I took a sailing lesson on the Delaware Bay and they make you, at the end, you have to capsize your boat and flip it back up, right, and I refused. And they kept pulling they had like a motor

But they kept pulling up and be like do it do it and I was like I was like now. I'm done I don't want to it's not Christine Columbus for a reason The guys had a good feel like sort of yeah became intuitive knots and everything yeah Yeah, only sails you care about that the fucking store Well see anchors that are scary, right? What? The anchors. Anchors are scary?

Yeah. Why would they? Those don't do shit. How would they? If those get caught, I think that's a lot of the boat. Oh, yeah, you get pulled underwater. The ship's throwing them over. If you don't cut your anchor

and you try to get like real headstrong about it, it'll just pull you right in. Kate, what's the Marine's relationship with the Navy? The Navy? Yeah. We're like their security. Okay., so like there's a nuclear sub There's a marine there's a couple Marines on there like guarding the important stuff Interesting and they like they like drive our tanks and store you on boat never okay

I want it to be but no really yeah that seems like it'll be miserable There's these muse that travel around all the different countries and you get a few days to like go party and But like what about your living conditions on it pretty terrible I yeah there's videos from them all the time because they're like stacked five tops and like somebody will puke on the top and it'll like Go to the bottom. That's terrible. They have the schools right here for the Navy. What yeah, it's like right here It's on the lake. You see it if you ever go like if you ever go like it O'Hare you'll just see a bunch of the that's pretty cool I've never seen it the dudes walking

we could send you there and go through boot camp I would love to yeah one of us has to be a seaman which one but no never did that Stephen will you rip the DraftKings hat? Of course. If you're looking to make the playoffs even more exciting, the DraftKings Sportsbook has you covered as an official sports betting partner of the National Basketball Association. All season long, DraftKings has been the go-to spot for NBA player props, and that doesn't stop now. Want to make your playoff experience even more intense? Try placing a bet on your favorite player's performance. Will it drop 30 points, 40 more? It's your call. Ready to place your first bet. Download DraftKings Sportsbook app now. Lock in your bets and make this playoff run

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terms and responsible gaming resources see dkng.co slash audio great read Steve You guys ever been seasick? Yes You can't escape it no It was yeah, it was with Donnie On that lobster boat, but that was also the smells of like the chum. Yeah smells were awful Yeah, it's hard work out. It's a it's a helpless feeling people get Even even if it Yeah, they like take you out and you get seasick. You're like I need to get back in they're like all right It's gonna be like an hour. Yeah, like it's

If you get like car sick, they're just pull over let you out you know have you guys ever done a cruise? Yeah, and like you could get seasick on that and you're just fucked for a week. Oh Yeah, I got real seasick on one of our first shoots. We're on the SS Miller light, but I never got But this was like I was like dry like veins coming out of my head type puke Yeah head over to the side of the boat like mm-hmm It was like yeah, just by happenstance like the first three videos I did with you guys ended up puking and all of them And it wasn't they weren't like jackass times. I just have to get sick Yeah, and wait this and did you think Danny was just like here comes the puke guy like that was his first impression

three you know and you get the big C. So I was like, oh. Unrelated. We're seasick. Yeah. You were. It's just the tax of hanging with that. I was seasick once. Let me tell you a story. Well, no. And then White Sox Dave had challenged me to an eating competition. But we happened to go to Eastern Illinois

for a Jimmy Garoppolo watch party before that so I ended up having to do it the same morning after three hours Was he playing football or is he just standing You guys have stacked some of the most random events, what's like some of the more random events that was ever done Well Jimmy G watch party for sure the quiz knows lobster sandwich. Yeah, that's one of my you went to that That's one of my favorite Dave's My least favorite day was Jimmy G watch party. We did a Jimmy G watch party at Eastern Illinois when here It was a money football like diners game. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, three and a half. What's the lobster sandwich?

That doesn't it's like you want it like probably the first time He's really been mad like I've really seen him mad was White Sox Dave like we crowdfunded like 500 bucks for him to eat the lobster sandwich from Quiznos That's a roll the lobster roll and he wanted the money before he ate it Yeah, so we're like in Old Town at this quiz knows I get a lot of like the last quiz knows it exists Yeah, and he was like so we order the lobster roll and as soon as it's ordered Dave goes alright Give me the money

I'm like alright the bet wasn't like we they would order it you have to eat it first and he goes When does that ever happen when do you have to do it then get the money? I'm like what are you fucking? Was there a time you push back you have video that it was our first ever Chicago stool scenes Yeah opening scene and people just think I'm a psycho Yeah, but it's just I want to see that yet as white sucks day breaking point like that. That's all of us Oh, what was the hurdle in eating it? Why wouldn't you just eat it enjoy a very good sandwich because he thought he was gonna rope a dope him and not give him The money, but yeah

Not no trust. It should be APM. He looks so fat! That's our Dave, dude. He looks so fat. He's lost a lot of weight, dude. No, I get the money first. Yes, I do.

That's how it works. I'm not doing it unless I get the money. What kind of bet is that? You do it after you get the money first and I'll send it back. Yes, I do. You don't get the money. That's how it works. I'm not doing it unless I get the money. What kind of bet is that? What kind of bet is that? You do it after you get the cash. You get the money first? Yeah, I already have. I hope this guy chokes on that lobster.

Chokes on it so he can't even get the money. All right, Harry, we are at the corner of Division and Wales? Division and Wales? Wales? Kwiznos. We're at Kwiznos. Wales? Wales? Quisnos. We're at Quisnos. What?

What? Oh, I think he's doing a poor doing better. I don't know why it is. We got 12 inches of lobster, air quotes. Let's give it a shot. Ooh, it comes with a lemon. It's got some nice crisp to it. Just get a little fucking squirt right there.

All right, one bite, everybody knows the rules. Quiznos. Quiznos. It hit all three times. 500 bucks. That tang, man, that tang. This was for $500? Yeah. It's because he was saying like the seafood from there is probably so suspicious.

Nice little, nice little tang. Ew. Making me spit everywhere. The tomato complements the lobster to perfection. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if there's a longer scene of the fight in here or not. Don't even think about pulling any bullshit. You can start getting your venmo up now. He's so fat.

So everyone knows this is a stool-y fun. I'm not paying him 500 bucks with my own money. And let the record show, Dave does not want to go to charity. Dave said he would do, he would eat the sandwich for $500, not a dime less, put it out on Twitter. Pub's put us over the top with his donation. Quasino! All right.

All right. All right, dude. All right, that's it. Why's no It was funny every time. What was the other one Danny? What? Puking? No. Random events you've been to.

Oh well we did the, we talked about this last week every state school. Yeah. Oh your Chicago World Tour. Yeah. Or your Illinois World Tour. Did you see the footage that I sent to the group today? No. What? I. No.

Yeah. What? I missed it. Here, it's a... Watch it on the big screen here. Yeah. TJ, do you have it? Yeah, let me tweet it.

Oh, I was afraid to watch this, actually. I couldn't bring myself to click on it. OK. I'm excited now. It's fine. It's uh it's fine It's just interesting the Coliseum Oakland Coliseum on a Tuesday night was very random that was yeah remember that and

I flew out to Oregon to watch people play a sport backyard sport right mm-hmm I Forgot I forget about that all the time. Oh, yeah, I did watch this You know he's probably like how the hell's this guy here But you know for the most part I think it's been good the funniest thing with Brandon me though is that stream where I last why rate did the cowbell his face when state dropped the touchdown pass and missed that field goal and he lost my mind and called me a fat retard Okay, so he's quoted himself at this yeah, yeah, I think he's exonerated yeah, that's just how he remembered it there

Fair how many people do you think he's told the story to every hundred person oh man? told the story to every hundred person oh man but to see did you see that I I added them to my cream team I did a great addition yeah so the cream team has been enacted I I've been talking about it for a while I just think that this office needs deserves a soft serve ice cream machine and someone sent it to me yesterday, and there was like one for like $1,300 on Home Depot. I was like, oh shit, I'm gonna buy it right now. And then I looked at it and the reviews were terrible.

So I told Jacob and Zach, they have to learn everything there is to learn about ice cream. Like they're calling manufacturers, they're going, I think they went to Burger Baron to talk to the guy who runs their machine. And then they're gonna present us with a slideshow, okay, and then we'll make a purchase and they're gonna run the machine and today I added mincy as

Special advisor to the task force and his only role is just how to get free stuff That's the only thing he advised on I mean he could tweet out a picture of upwards of 20 like yeah He was just like hovering around He's like oh, I have a guy who could maybe get us one I was like all right mincy you're on the team and your only role is to get it for free and someone pointed out They're like this is going to be a battle of time Can we get the free thing before mincy fucks the whole thing up? Ah? Good that's a fair question. I don't know if we'll be able to do that. It's threading the needle

I would love to do a podcast with all the people who have given him a free mail to see how it went down Yeah, you know yeah, yeah cuz he is he just has it down pat He's yes like I was at a bar at a hotel in New York and some guys like yeah It means he comes in all time give him free meals. Yeah, how's it go? How's that work? He's like I don't know. He just kind of shows up and it's like, all right. Yeah, like what is he telling them? What is he because I remember he did the there was a while there where I? Someone from Penn called me and was like, hey, do you know mincey's just like traveling the country at our hotels? Like getting free steak dinners, I was like I did not know that and so

He had that going for a while. I knew he was expensing everything like bottled waters on the weekend Yeah, he was just getting free meals. So yeah, he is the king of getting free shit By dropping barstools name, so I'm hoping that works into an ice cream machine. He's just our representative on the road Oh, it's like I love that. It's like when Ben Affleck would interview for yeah Yeah, yeah, it's like the same sort of guy. Yeah, it's like um He's a traveling salesman with no sales, huh? Half of the term he doesn't do. He's a traveling Gitzman.

He's a Gitzman. One of our top Gitzman. Yeah, man. He sold some bricks. Thief. Maybe that's another word. Remember he expensed his breakfast the morning before Wum Sheep? He was just like, I got called in early

to help make the sheets. So obviously my breakfast is covered. Oh man. So he just goes to like local Chicago places and just gets free meals with no return. I think someone said that he did that at Green Street, right? Like he had a.

If I had to guess, he gets the first one on the house and then every time after that he assumes the rest are free. Right. And it gets awkward where he's like house and then every time after that he assumes the rest are Free right and it gets awkward where he's like dining and dashing, but they don't want to call him out right It must like give him the eye Yeah, the subconscious eye didn't he enact some serious change at this breakfast place then yeah, they started They didn't take card They do a discount now

Like he negotiated like a deal for It had to be is like four time in there wait wait four times We don't take it was cash only yeah, and the fourth time he's like I don't have cash What should I do again like fuck it? Now that place is like an institution that's been there for like a Hasn't changed in 70 years and yes, they were so desperate for him to finally pay they were like fine And you know that the 10% discount Definitely makes it so he can eat for free. He was like I can get

The door yes, I'll eat for free. Yes. Yes Well, yeah, I think it's you well like you People will offer free stuff for time, but it's like you're supposed to tag them and highlight them or whatever. I've never seen You're supposed to deny at least once. No. No, I mean she's like, oh about time I think there was a point where, like, they were doing, he was promising, like, catering for the gambling streams. That was it. It was right around the corner from the New York office.

It was like a Korean fried chicken place. Were they like, oh, yeah, he's here every day? Eddie, I want you to get this. I want you to, like, just do, I think if you just get three people Yeah, get their stories. It'd be a very interesting episode because I also like I probably owe them something you you guys Probably yeah, like oh yeah, Eddie if you could do a podcast you do a whole probably a 10 episode run Probably there is such thing as a free mail. Yeah. Yeah, Ben minstrel the Ben minstrel I know I get this guy pretty easily. Yeah, please. Oh Ben Mintz story. The Ben Mintz story. I know I can get this guy pretty easily. Yeah, please, oh my god Ed, I need it.

Oh, he's a big Yak fan. How does it work? How does it all go down? Can we go to like his Instagram? How many have there been just posted there? And also like I'd have follow up questions, like how many of these people, like is it just that they get trapped

in a mincy conversation, so they just give the free lunch to get out of it just because I would give if I owned a restaurant and I got trapped in a mincy convo I would definitely give them anything you wanted to get out of it whoa Megan oh it's a collab oh man okay there's some wings. Okay, best wings. Okay, so that was free. Yes. Okay Okay, so he does does tag people from time to time. Yeah. Yeah, I think he's decent about that I mean and they're thought out. Oh well photographed. That's me. I paid for that meal. Okay Well photographed, that's me. I paid for that meal. Okay

That's I want him to like teach a course on how to do it cuz I'm like the opposite where I can't Know it's no you don't want to do it. You don't know Kate. Trust me. You do not want to do it. Okay, cuz like Think about it. Like I could probably get free meals everywhere But then you have to do something in like I'd rather just pay yeah Yeah, you know as soon as the transactions done. You're done right you don't owe anyone anything But it looks like he does it without owing anyone anything. He's found the loophole best meal in Chicago. Okay. They're all the best It was an honor yeah It used to be a little bit more frequent. I thought there's no yeah Yep, he just said what it is

Yeah, yeah, that's free He is a free lunch, but I just kind of want to go to a restaurant with him or behind him just to see what he says. He's the haggling problem. What's the problem? Yeah. Like what's his initial pitch? He's got to, he has zero shame of being like, do you know who I am?

Yeah, yeah. That's what it comes out to. This guy had a whole story where like they gave him the bill one time and he was like, oh no like they in the kitchen They should know and he wasn't like mean about it the guy said but he was just kind of like like they know There was a miscommunication Yes, that's what the guy so yeah, so I I think I made a very good call getting him on my oh, yes Oh, yeah, oh, yeah fantastic. He this might be his only expertise It's getting very good for us. Yeah

How does he do it when you have to pay first like at the register like a fast food place or I? Could see if the bill comes after and he says points to the kitchen like oh that guy knows me But probably avoids those places Yeah, he's a magician though like he's broken down his trips with me where he's like I'm going to this game I got game time like I got a buddy. I could stay here like the flight is southwest so it's not that expensive like he's like I'm going to this game. I got game time like I got a buddy I could stay here like the flight is southwest so it's not that expensive like he's or maybe Danny just runs Yeah, I mean that's why you press why he likes to run so much You think he's ever catch 22 for losing weight because he's running for free food Do you ever think do you think he's ever done, like, a fake phone call

with, like, me or Dave, right? Like, while he's, like, stepping up to order? Oh, yeah. Oh, all right, Dave Portnoy, I'll talk to you later. I don't think he's that nefarious, but I would bet that your name is said within the first three sentences. He's got his cousin saved under Big Cat.

Yeah. Do you think he could do a meal marathon where no vehicle, he has to bring back? 26 different meals oh In one day, I want to see him free across the United Yeah, I would like to see or even if it's just here just being like mincy you cannot use a dollar for a week and Document everything you good that would be so easy for him though because then that could be his excuse to not pay for everything Yeah, that's true

Did you get a hold of the Korean fried chicken? I gotta find the name the other one by the New York office. Yeah, do you know? There are big change. They're out of business They did cater us like one or two times. Ah, oh They got a front-runner for a machine. Oh, that's great news And it's it's a behemoth. The boys, it doesn't have chocolate, vanilla, and twist? It does.

I'd really like some twist. Oh man. Is it free? No. That's where Minzy steps in. It's an affordable price and it's, I'll send you a picture, TJ. Are there soft serve machines that do flavors

other than chocolate and vanilla now? Yes, big time. I don't, where are they?? I haven't really seen them. I know in Western PA, there's places that do, like, 70 different flavors of soft serve. They have, like, the swirl. It looks vanilla, but they have different swirl. Oh, the ring. Yeah, yeah.

And it's so good. Have you tried the creamsicle swirl yet? I assume not. Oh, creamsicle swirl. Holy shit. Amazing. Where do you get that, Ed? There's a place on Davon who's got it.

It's unbelievable. Chocolate shop? Delaware Boardwalk. People are also saying this is gonna be very unhealthy. I think we'll only do toppings on Fridays. Or you could do- Yeah, that's a good way to keep- Toppings Friday.

Yeah, toppings Friday. It's toppings Friday. Yeah, a little special something on Fridays. Yeah, you could convince yourself that Noah's healthy. Yeah, right. I mean, everyone would use the machine. Yeah, um genuinely I when I saw you posted I was like this is gonna be the best summer ever yeah That's a good machine

That's a fucking is it at like a penitentiary Is that for prisoners that thing looks awesome. Oh, it's got a thing for mixing up, um, like, blizzards. Oh, wow. And all I care about is that they, that Jacob and my cream team can handle the maintenance of it. I was a soft-serve guy at Foggy Bottom, Kyle, and I

had to break it down every night. It's a fucking pain in the lot. Wait, did you have to clean it every night? Every night. Cause they were saying that they found machines that, like, you can, you can leave it, you don't have to clean it, you can clean it it every night? Every night. Because they were saying that they found machines that, like, you can leave it. You don't have to clean it. You can clean it every, like, three days. I did it every night. But I had to do it, too.

You kind of just pour the hot water in. You pour the hot water through. You take out, like, the rubber O-rings kind of stuff. Yeah, it's not that bad. Yeah. I don't think. Only you need to clean it too often. What's it going to get dirty with?

Ice cream? Yeah, more ice cream? Yeah, that's a great problem to have. Do you guys, Danny showed me the guy who makes oh? Man, I've never showed him no. Oh my god. This guy's amazing. He works on real Guy yeah, yeah, what's his name like elf big cat you're gonna fuck him Still like the white elephant. Yeah, I was gonna save him w h y t. He's relaxing He's incredible w h y Y T E. Yes.

Oh, root beer floats. We could do all kinds of different floats. Yeah. I haven't even thought about the float guy. I like him. This guy rocks. Oh man. Maybe he should come in and make our first one. That's a maple cinnamon frosted flake milkshake. Whoa. So much passion. Does he show how he makes it? Yeah, he does the little teaser clip out of it. Oh nice. Oh I'm not an outside of the glass kind of guy. Oh, no, it doesn't make any sense. He does all the works. Yeah. Oh wow He's really doing it. Yeah, he's big. He's got a book Try to get him on he iced me really that's unfortunate why? You had the soda guy on though right yeah

Yeah, did you know that Eddie had the the original soda guy that drink you toss? Oh, yeah? Yeah, we talked about on the show and is he look at that old blender? Yeah, they don't make them like they used to but there's no point of the outside Look at a lick glass They don't make them like they used to but there's no point of the outside Glass decoration Jacob said the soft serve machine that we just showed a picture of only holds one flavor at a time. Oh That's out flavor Blizzard style blender to mix in no flavor No has to be chocolate and vanilla that was their front-runner. That's your cream team, but it can make blizzards. I Guess a blender could also make blizzards. All right bad. I'm sexing a bad cream team. But it can make blizzards. I guess a blender could also make blizzards.

Alright, bad cream. I'm sexing a bad cream team bad. I worked at a... The first thing they pitched was a one flavor machine. That is tough. I worked at a place, at the time, I think it had the most shake flavors in Chicago with all the different syrups. We got to get that I haven't even thought about the possibility of milkshakes. What is it? Just they just had every type of flavor of shake like they have mint. I'm a real strawberry cherry Is it artificial flavoring though? Yeah That's not with a place. Okay. I've never been let me see piggyback No, this is I don't think it was never mind then I want to walk into a diner one day see mincy just washing the dishes and bad

TV Herman going to that gay wedding Just has he watching the show right now. I don't know Can't wait to hear how funny that is Well, he's not really going either. He's going to panic right after. Six to seven, gay wedding. Yeah, six to seven is the wedding. Did he say it was going to be funny?

We got him on a live mic yesterday. He's like, yeah, it's a gay wedding. It's going to be so funny. He's going to eat and leave. He said so. At least it will be funny. At least. At the very least. It's a gay wedding, I know what you're thinking. That sounds like it sucks.

But think about this. I know, your first thought is disgusting. However. However, it'll be so fucking funny. Oh man. If you break it down to what it really is. It's cool. It's two fucking dudes. Shit, it's hilarious. It's two fucking dudes

Yeah, it's gonna be a two-trink minimum should we ask him like be like hey have you ever heard the piggyback Korean barbecue They called us we owe them I thought they loved me. Oh Man yes, we should order him a fake son have someone deliver papers to him like he's getting sued for something. Oh no. Yeah. Serve him. Yeah. The jury duty.

Yeah. Oh we should have jury duty come in. Yeah. We should have jury duty come in. He's sick. Did you guys see Meek Phil and Clemmer last night? No. Oh my God, I loved it.

They got mad at each other. Oh good. They were. They're the funniest duo to be angry at each other. Oh good. They were very good funniest They're the funniest duo to be angry at each other. Yeah, there's something about the both of them Where they just in they all they do is they just accuse the other of talking down to them Congratulations, the meets are finally not the worst. You condescending fucking prince walkthrough. Fuck you, Meek. You said you weren't even gonna beat me. Oh my god.

You didn't do it with a chance. The series isn't over. Give yourself a chance. Meek, the series isn't over, my friend. I'm allowed to act it with a chance. He's not. Meek, you think the series is over? No, it's not over.

Shut the fuck up. No one's saying the series is over. You condescending flip. This guy just says not. Huzzah, did the series over? No. You guys just sure act like the series is over. No. Yes you are. No you act like the game is're not at home! Why don't you button go get season tickets? Fucking cocksucker motherfucker! That's actually what you should do.

This goes seven? Should be the two of them just standing there. Yeah! We're just on the outside. No, not! It was a horrible game. Yeah, yeah, and they... What is fucking with you, blind?

I wasn't even talking about the foul, you fucking idiot! Yes you were, you fucking asshole! I wasn't talking about the foul you fucking idiot I'm your fucking idiot I'm your fucking idiot He's a shit child you are Fuck you The ending too, you got each other's face

I love it You're condescending You're talking down to me Meek won that When he's in that chair rocking Play he's just fill Doesn't get enough credit for he's he's the only one who's physically assaulted Frank. Oh, yeah, when he kicked his chair And still got mad at me cuz he thought it was me

He got mad at you like on Twitter. Yeah When what playoffs was this Mets? I want to say last Mets It was maybe the year before he kicked Frank's chair. It was just like what the fuck Meek thought about that can't kick Frank's chair. No one else has put hands on Frank. I don't think so What's the closest you've been me no touching on him yeah I've never really come close it doesn't has gotten some dark moments the Frank gets he's in last tournament he bit through his tooth which how is that he bit right through his tooth he did over after missing a question he

just bit it and uh that was frustrate Oh the necklace no no he one of his two teeth bit through the other one through the other teeth He was so mad. He just chomped right through the other one He was shitting on Pokemon one time, and I could see you were like I missed my niche Yes, and he did not like he said no more Pokemon. I never get it. It was the first one I got There were a lot of people mad at him during the film fest in our group Snapped on him. Yeah. Yeah, he was he was being a diva. Do you have the meek Phil kicking him makes me laugh I'd like to see that it's so funny

Because he realizes in the moment Steven by the way put on a prep sheet a Question that we all have to answer I think yeah, you got boss. I think there could be a Wide range of opinions here. I was gonna mention earlier I just saw Dante walking across after something like the draft last night happens I don't go to like any basketball correspondent. I go to Dante. Yeah, I had a tweet like see I'm the crazy one right He's all over yeah the question that he said I'd like everyone to answer is if you ever get rear-ended in your car to The point where there is damage no injuries and everyone is fine. How do you get out of your car? Annoyed with arms out and yelling at guy checking if person is okay

Calling insurance before you even get out of your car other Why do you need everyone's answer? I feel like there could be a diverse range of answers here, and I feel like it doesn't have to be any of those three Options those are just the three that I thought of I'm getting out and looking at the damage Steve Yeah, I'm like what the fuck I get out and say what the fuck and then look at the damage I'm not gonna be hostile or abrasive. Well that's the thing, I was wondering if it was gonna be like a hostile like... potential fight situation or like you're sifting out insurance, call police first.

I don't know how it would go. I was rear-ended in Columbus, Ohio by a tiny Indian girl and she started weeping. And so I disarmed the situation immediately. And that would work on me. her well didn't get her information Let her go. Oh, no. Just a little ding and then she does my car. I was really fucked a little ding That's right But yeah, I don't think I would be mad No unless the person was a person rewritten you almost certainly didn't mean to and they probably feel like shit

And are you still what if they fuck up your car? You still like want to you know be make it right? But what if they're on how it helps to be like you fucking piece of shit? Why would you do that if they oh yeah? I guess I would reciprocate how they if they weren't apologetic. That's a problem Depends on if my kids are in the car or not that's true Let them set the terms, but also even if they're on a pot if you get rear-ended There's it's impossible for like it's a hundred percent their fault. Yeah, no matter what like there's no world where

It's not like oh you shouldn't have been there. You shouldn't done that like that's that's how the law works right? Yeah, pretty sure you can't get rear-ended and have it be your fault Yeah, correct because if you unless if your brake lights out oh That which like it's kind of fucked up. No brake lights. Yeah, no that would be fucked up You're right I get nervous like if there's a car in front of you and they go too far through like a red light and they're backing Up and the reverse lights on yeah, just honking them. Yeah. As I got slammed into in a Duncan like a Duncan drive All right. All right.

Open the door for you? Yeah. Yeah. What happened? He didn't know. She backed, this guy decided he was, you know when you get stuck in the chute and you can't go anywhere? There was three of us stuck in the chute

and the guy in the front decided he wanted to get out of the chute without waiting for the car in front of him. So he was telling the car behind, like in between us and me to like, he's like, back up out of the shoot without waiting for the car in front of him So he was telling the car behind like in between us and me to like he's like back up out of the shoe He like wanted us to get out of the shoot so he could back out and the lady was like, okay Okay, he was like screaming so she panicked went into reverse and slammed backwards into us in the whatever And then she was sobbing and he just drove he the other car left. He just like laughs like cool Yeah, thank you. Yeah, but she was sobbing and I just drove. The other car left and he just like left. It was like cool. Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, but she was sobbing and I'm like, it's, you know, why don't you go through, get your coffee and we'll meet over here. And we both like took the time to get our coffee and then we like took the pictures and whatever. That's nice. But it was, yeah, but I wasn't like yelling or anything. I was just like, what the fuck.

I wouldn't expect you to be yelling. No, no, I was like, sorry, sorry, here's a thousand dollars. Are you pulling over before getting out? Yeah, I saw a Crash happen like two weeks ago in front of my place It was right on like LaSalle busy Street And they didn't even they stayed like in the middle lane the whole time jail jail That's PFT on the 90 right yeah Like that's the worst yeah, yeah, I've been there too

See if you get out of your car with your arms like what the fuck are you an asshole is I've never had this situation So I don't know I just don't think they did it on purpose Yeah, unless they did could have what what prompted this question Steve No, no car accident no anything. What if you see them texting? That's if they're driving like an asshole. I think especially if I had the kids in the car I would at least hit him one of this Yeah, this she means business I don't think you really know it so you're in it Steve

Yeah, you know I could have a plan to hit your car you're gonna have a Mikey Betts just text me he's had hands on Frank. Oh He said Frank was complaining that he Yeah, miss I couldn't find his password for three months, and he maybe he needs to explain it But I guess the password was just autosave the whole time. It's my Bets here. Yeah, we're a poor soul get in here Mikey bets Here's Frank first I

The way he turned back and looked yeah, like you just fucked up. No, I guess I remembered it I thought best team in the national league. Oh, they lose one fucking game Okay, I thought oh I thought it was I thought he was too guess I was wrong Either way, it was the closest spin kick this chair It's fucked up Nick. I know Fucked up with me. I got a real common face, man Exactly that that's fucked up For the fellows on the show, how often are you you yourself baking at home? Never never never never once never never

Also, never maybe I should rephrase baking to putting stuff in the oven, but I guess that's baking no No, like I wouldn't consider myself baking when I put a frozen pizza in the oven. Yeah Isn't it? That's what it says. That's what if you on the back of the pizza box it says like that's not like hey I baked tonight. Yeah, that's fair. I guess reheating Using the I know I'll put stuff in the oven all the time all right I'll put a couple pull house on a sheet baking is like making cookies or yeah, pie or And you're like stirring and adding raw never ever in my life. I've done that yeah, I don't do never never hard keys

No, I got a wife not from scratch Right Yeah scratch matters right if from scratch is baking like putting a tall house on there It's not that doesn't count as me baking. It would be stolen valor. Yeah, my wife makes incredible cookies The problem is I eat them so fast. She doesn't want to make them. It's fair. She's looking out for you Yeah, she'll make like a dozen cookies and they'll be it'll be yeah two cookies That's a great it's a great romantic idea to have a cookie jar full of cookies at all times right house They're just it just doesn't work that way. No, no, you just eat them all immediately

If there's if there's a treat in front of me, it's gone. Are you a candy bowl guy? Are you candy bowl no cuz I would know yeah hammer it Yeah, it just doesn't last take it out so fast, but that seems awesome to the idea of just having you like the Kardashians Have like when they cookie jar a jar that says cookies with cookies in it. Yeah, that just seems awesome Cookie jar a jar that says cookies with cookies in it. Yeah, that just seems awesome Kardashians kitchen has like an entire stack like a jar of like Oreos a jar of like M&M's like how do those people live like that you know if that jar is in my house It is gone. I mean graze on all of it. It's immediately yeah Can't do it I

Wish I had self control. Do not. In a clear jar, if you're walking past, you have to grab one. We have the peanut M&Ms here. Every time I walk past, handful. If those were peanut butter M&Ms. Oh, those are good. Those are the best.

Peanut M&Ms, not a big fan of. You are a big fan of. No, I don't go into that peanut M&Ms, not a big fan of. You are a big fan of. No, I don't go into that peanut M&Ms. Really? If it were peanut butter, it would be lights out. You let them get a little melty in your mouth and then you chew on them? Oh yeah.

Forget it. Those are the best. People always give the peanut M&Ms the title. And it's so stupid. Peanut butter M&Ms are way better. I think it's a legacy title. I mean, it is good. You know what the best peanut M&M is? You ever get the one that has no peanut in it. That's an M&M

Fucking chocolate better than the regular M&M. I'm telling you they're bigger. I can't explain it the chocolates a little different I think I don't know The chocolate's a little different, I think. I don't know. Big in my ass. But I get them every time I get one. Yeah, Kyle, this is bullshit. You know what? Peanut butter and crispy.

Oh. You've ever had crispy. The blue bag. Blue bag. Leave me wanting more. Pretzel? Pretzel. Pretzel.

Those are my top three. I like to deconstruct the chocolate pretzel thing and just go handful of pretzels, handful of chocolate. Wow. Yeah, I'm crazy like that. Try a peanut butter pretzel with regular M&M's. I like to switch back and forth. I don't like them together.

I like them. I like. You like them together in your mouth. No. I eat the pretzels. And then I'm like, man, that was a salty treat. Got to fucking wean it off with some sugar. So you like two different items.

But they are in conjunction with each other, where it's like, they're in sequence. I'll eat the, and then one of the hard, I don't wanna say this. Oh no. You're in safe space. No, because this is gonna be judged by people because they're gonna be like, oh man, this is the hardest part of your life.

And I understand I have a very blessed life, very lucky. Yeah. One of the hardest parts of my life is trying to figure out if I'm going to end the night on sugar or savory. Oh, god. It's a fucking brutal thing to figure out. What do you want your last bite to be?

Do you want it to be the salty stack or the sugary stack? My goodness. Stress is piling up. It is. How many last bites of the night have you had where you've just been like, oh, I'm actually changing? Oh, I'll change. Yeah, that will happen often.

So you have four or five last bites in a night? Yeah, where I'll be like, oh, I went salt and I'm like, nah, I need the sugar to end tonight. I'm really sorry. I didn't know you were going through that. Thank you. I'm so sorry. Thank you. It is difficult going through that. Thank you. I'm so sorry. Thank you.

It is difficult. Yeah, the next time. But don't get it. Bets. Bets, come here. But do you guys ever struggle with that? Right. Is it going to be meats and cheeses or dessert and candy?

Correct. Correct. And then you have the desserts and candy, you're like, nah, man, I really like that meats and cheese. I got to go back to it. It's a hard thing to transfer to, though. Right. Yeah, you got to pick one.

And it changes from day to day. Interesting that you're you're chasing candy with candy though. No, I'm not That's what the pretzel M&M No, no, I don't like the pretzel M&M. Just pretzel just pro. Oh, you're saying just a plain pretzel I'll go like a bowl of pretzels and a handful of M&M's and then I'll switch back and forth until I've figured out what I want to end on He's home making it. Yeah, I don't why don't you try both? Yeah, okay? Yeah, what if that's no? I don't like them together I like them separately. I don't know there's new chocolate covered pretzel Oreos. I don't Guys how many times I gotta say it. I don't like pretzels in the chocolate together, but you're making it harder on you No, I like them. I like them separate you in the same time frame though you Ray Allen tweet, but with

pretzel and chocolate Switching back and forth. I do not like chocolate covered pretzels. I bet you love I do Too confusing for me the ones from Costco. Yes Try we gotta get you some good J order him some saris. I know exactly what I'm talking about. I've eaten them and I do not Yeah, and add the saris rod and then I find myself Eat a Sarah's rod and then I'll be like, well I want another pretzel a separate pretzel or a separate candy? These are half dipped, you have the chocolate ones, then you have the thin ones in Costco Eddie?

No, yeah, I'll hold those. We can fix ya. I don't like the salty and sweet together. I like them separate. You would like that. I've had them! Okay, so here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna have chocolate pretzels in here, chocolate covered pretzels.

I guarantee I won't eat- Walk past every day. Yeah, no problem. Doubt. I don't. What about doubt? Don't know what, if you put chocolate covered pretzels here, I will not eat them.

If you put pretzels and chocolate, I will eat all of them. I respect you, you're good at a lot of things, you're not walking past. I swear to God, I don't eat chocolate covered pretzels. I don't like them. I like them deconstructed. I believe that you don't like them who I like you are you constructed I believe that you don't love them as much as other things, but you would love them You would still love them not a good love, but we got to give it a try. Yeah, you'd be like I love these

Yeah, if you guys want to experiment, that's fine. Do you put chocolate covered pretzels out? Like maybe wait a couple months, so I'd forget this conversation put them out I guarantee you won't eat next day put out a bowl of pretzels and a bowl of chocolate And I will fucking house those you'd be like man. I kind of love these no No, does it matter the chocolate like what about dark dark chocolate no dark chocolate is fucking gross I never mind milk chocolate. I mean no chocolate all day every day for sure twice on Sunday love that you put hands on Frank yeah in a sense of like so I've been Frank's guy for a few years now and I still have never had his password to Twitter

And I need to get a lot of like just to retweet some stuff that when he's not available I'll try to get his stuff so it's been an argument for like the last six months Frank. I need your password, and it'll always be a fight I don't know it. I can't find it so whenever he's here We're always in in the room upstairs trying to figure out his password for the last every trip he comes back We try to figure out this is like the plot to business trips was the was the movie the the intelligence movie with the English army figured out the not was uh oh yeah We got our best guys on Frank's pass So you know we're trying to find it. We're trying to find all his past ones this and that

Two weeks ago last time he was here We finally found it because all he did was he logged out and then his password finally showed up But it was Out yeah, all I had to do is log out and it was auto-saving you just put show password Build up or it was just and then I just grabbed him like this in a joking way, but not yeah Yeah, so that was the only time you had a pound of Fleming flesh in your hands. Yeah Yeah, I've had a pound pound or two you ever grab his knee like real hard like a grip like yeah like Uh I have yeah

Good question he gets when he gets crazy Yeah, you have to get I just grab his nigger not let go squeeze it real hard or hot dog reviews What about the scruff of his neck yeah pick him up and carry him away? Never that now like yeah like a mama dog now Now Frank has put hands on Jankx and I. Really? Yeah. And like, on accidently. So like whenever he's like flailing around,

and stuff like that, and he gets really close, or he's super mad, yeah he's. He's not spanking you? Yeah, not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Yeah. That would be so fun.

If the pods uploaded late, you get like what for Spanx Got a star spank and Ben Jover. I guess I'll just hug you by the ear Pull me out by the area Mikey have you ever done the gauntlet never had oh well we got one today All right, so you got to do it all right this one is a little different though because you have to do What are we adding from Planet Fitness? I can't stop looking at your belly button, but Also my belly Looking extra big today? I don't know.

It's like the three little bears. Definitely me. I need to go on it. Yeah, Kate, you look tiny. I feel tiny with it. You look nice, Betts. All right, so this is a Planet Fitness gauntlet. We have the Planet Fitness gym in the corner.

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It's been great. So we're gonna add oh Wait, there's peanut butter M&Ms out there. I don't know who's oh my god Okay So we're gonna add one thing to the gauntlet Why don't we do because because because this is obviously different time who's in the gambling cave right now Evo is Rick here. No Rick is not here Evo Yeah, you come to the gauntlet against Mikey bets yep, so we have two times Yeah, you come to the gauntlet against Mikey Betts. Yep, so that we have two times

Evo Evo did it one time I think and killed it. We killed it. I think so right t. J. Isn't he he's a stud Lucky me Alright Evo. Alright, you want to go first? Yeah, that's fine. Okay. Alright, Evo will go first So what what is the plan of fitness thing? He's doing? All right. You want Ebo to go first? Yeah, that's fine. OK. All right. Ebo will go first. So what is the plan of fitness thing he's doing? By the way, we had a, oh, I forgot to tell you, Titus. Maybe tomorrow. So it's combine week for the NBA.

So we got guys coming through to work out off hours. Five dumbbell curls. So can you, Steven, pull a dumbbell bar and put it next to the football. He'll do five of them. See if you figure out. The Fears brothers were here last night.

I heard that. And they, apparently Liam overheard them. They're like, oh, this is where they do the gauntlet and they want to come back into the call fuck. Yes. These are two guys that are gonna be first round picks Wow Jeremiah and Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy They played Michigan State in Oklahoma. Yeah, yeah really good basketball players So they might come tomorrow and do the gauntlet which is awesome That made me kind of feel feel good and do the gauntlet, which is awesome. That made me kind of feel good. You can go to the gauntlet.

Yeah, like two guys about to be drafting the NBA are like, oh shit, this is where they do the gauntlet? I like that. We got little Ebo doing it? Yeah, Ebo's gonna go against Mikey Betts. Oh. Who's your money on? Ebo. Betts.

Betts is a basketball player. All right, so Ebo, you know you have to do five curls with that bar. Yep. You can have someone spot you know you have to do five curls with that bar Yep You can have someone spot you if you want you need a spotter All right ready Evo Three two one go oh Now he's looking I'll know about that one. Got fancy with it. Uh-oh.

Vasenko. What's the word for it not getting to the hole? He's really short. Short. That's the word. Very, very short. Yeah. Fool.

Woo. Jesus, Jack. Jack, what a person. I want him goalie every time. Oh my God. Oh, shit. Wow. All right, play to fitness. Curls, five. Three, four, five. Nice.

He's got a good ass. Let me see. Let me see. Oh, Mikey stand up so he can sit down for the trivia. Good job, Evo. Here we go. States bordering Mississippi River. Talk on the mic. Starters for the dream team.

Missouri, Tennessee, Illinois, Mississippi, Arkansas, helium, helium oh Jordan bird Ewing Means that two more oh Vaporeon area is salty on Nice there we go and he could challenge for red yeah, I suck at the cornhole. I'm terrible It helps me practice how many times you've done this twice twice Good times both times. Yeah, very good times Look at that look 148 and 210 He's good. Yeah, look at that 148 and 210

Yeah, not bad all right bats play like Frank's watching Not yet, well done patience bets Hold hold on the right knee bozo easy bets Grab his name neck Grab his knee to calm him down Bite through his tooth over there should undo a button bets Okay Okay. I'm not fucking eating chocolate pretzels. Yeah, you are.

Oh my God. You gotta try them. Saris rods, maybe the peanut butter too. That's crazy. Why are you getting those? What is that? Saris pretzels in Pittsburgh. Famous.

Yeah. Can't have her, man. Good dates bought great root beer float. It was a fun little field trip. You've been, Kyle? Have what? You're a big time? Oh yeah, it was in Canonsburg. So I was always around.

Yeah, you know what that means. You know how Kyle's always around Canonsburg. All right, ready? Three, two, one, go. Lefty? Lefty. Always around all right ready three two one go lefty Lefty that's there it is all right get jack That's cheating that's okay. Oh, no. I just say whatever There's Steve now you can go there we go it is baseball yeah Yeah, yeah somebody should be telling them Steven not

not even not even something I've ever seen Mikey Betts shoot a basketball yeah think he was a hooper yeah I thought he was for some reason streetly yeah he was five dumbbells five dumbbells he was! I forgot about that. He rhymes though. Three, four, five, six. Okay. Fucking spy. Hmm. Okay.

Not bad. He's doing some weird things. Little... Alright, getting worse. He's doing some weird little and trouble ball. All right. Getting worse. Straightly. He is a street hooper, isn't he? Oh no.

Glitched out. Oh. Uh-oh. It's all right, Betz. All right, Betz. right bets. Oh just make this one cash Kyle were you wrong about Street League now? He was in the Street League Also double rollie challenge Kyle What it's another one of the random videos we film. What's the double roll? Oh rollie is that tribute go bats tell it after this okay smallest person to play in an MLB game Mississippi River yep nine countries being to begin with L. Lithuania.

Yep. Um. Christophe's. Libya. LY? Is it LY? 10 MLB teams with red, white, and blue in their logo. Sorry T-J?

Cubs. Phillies. I'm trying to you. Cubs. Phillies. I'm trying to think who else. I'm sorry. No, I don't know. Creators of South Park. I forgot their names. Players to achieve a grand slam in golf.

Oh, that one's easy. Tiger Woods. Yep. Most recent one. Masters. Scheffler. No, Rory. Yep. And. By the way, the yaku guys deserve a shot. Circle of walls of Dante's Inferno. Danny and the boys.

Think more MLB teams, bets got him I know oh he said Phillies too no he's run on there work I don't think they have blue how about think about Canada oh blue J's there you go what huh it's crazy That's crazy. That is fucking that's crazy all right where we going here bet. I don't know Rivers long rivers famous river the world and the entire oh, it's the u.s.. Never mind Other rivers in the u.s.. Countries that begin with L. How come I don't know um in the US? Countries that begin with L. How come I don't know? Any river in the US will do probably if you've heard. I only know the Mississippi. I don't know rivers like that. Not a river guy. Oh, not a river guy. That one's on me. What about where Denver is? Colorado River. There it is. St. Louis. Louis River well where no no where that is

Missouri River mm-hmm Parma John Ohio River What about types of ships not used in the game battleship? Wait, what what about one ship that's used in the game battleship? What about the what about a baseball team in Texas? Oh the Rangers? There we go, okay, what's the name of the game the game battleship name one of the ships? Oh like different Navy ships like a Like for example, you know anyone in Led Zeppelin no I don't know Robert plant there okay

hey time let's see the white socks what huhged. You just complimented the Yakko guys. I know. Yankees? Yankees don't have red eyes. Yeah, they do. And they're ba- yeah. Yeah, I guess. Yankees have red?

Yeah. San Francisco Giants? The baseball bat logo. Giants don't have it. Yeah. But the- Red, white, or blue, do they? No.

Yeah. Where's- Not necessarily in the uniform. I wouldn't say that's their- But their logo. Is that the primary Yankee logo? Yes. Oh, I see what you're saying. I was thinking say that's their primary Yankee logo. Yes. Oh I see what you're saying. I was thinking the hat

Yeah, yeah, just yeah, yeah, is that what they count as their primary though. Oh god interesting. What about the Giants? Yeah, where's it? What are the guys just go John and out another? We should go go. I can see it. Maybe this person's colorblind you made this sparkle they better be oh Yeah Huh Never ever the football team, maybe they thought of the football team could be Okay, all right, that's not on you, Betz. You got fucking screwed.

You got screwed. Rigged. What else is fucking new? What else is new? The world's out to get Betz. Absolutely. Most. Alright guys.

Alright. See you, Betz. Alright, thanks, Betz. I need a workout. Frank's gonna whoop your ass out. Where were you? What is the double rollie? So White Sox, we went to spring training one time and White Sox Dave brought two carry-ons that he rolled around the

airport. Two roller suitcases. And I was like dude, have you just been going double rollie the whole time? And he didn't find it funny of course. He's like yeah, I brought one bag with my clothes one bag with like mitts and stuff in in case you wanna play catch. I brought a mitt bag. Double rollies. And I'm like, how do you get that on? He's like, well, usually I just talk him into me bringing two bags, and I just carry on, too.

I was like, oh, well, that's pretty impressive. You go throughout the airport with two rollies. So we did a 40-yard dash with double rollies So we did like a 40-yard dash with double rollies We did like a three cone drill double rollies and like a long jump so we did a double rollie challenge to see how'd he do? He did pretty well. Yeah Yeah, I was right behind him in line. I was like does he think he's getting both these roller suitcases on sure enough They're like yeah, can't can't have But the visual of him just rolling

Extremely inconvenient super really good crazy move. How does it get annoyed at one rule? Yeah? All right should we spin the wheel, TJ? Is Julio here tomorrow or the next day? Tomorrow. He lied. God damn it. He's just here to promo his Boston show. Then out.

He's got a show in Seattle in three months. Oh no. You think it's going to be wet today? I really do. No! Oh, fuck! Yay! Who's the lucky one? God damn it!

Is this an office wheel? Yeah. Who's it gonna be? Fuck! Danny has to go too. Yeah, sorry Danny. Apology denied. Oh fuck. I still gotta get Malisek, I know. I need to catch him next time he's here. Fuck. Or if we're allowed to fly down to Florida for a day.

Sure. Hang out with Gruden and him. It would be funny showing up to cost him his house. Yeah, that should be the rule. Do you wanna put that in? What do you mean? You have to go to Florida? Yeah, yeah, yeah. With whoever is on this?

Oh, take them on the date with Malisek too? The date's unfortunately in Florida. Yeah, if I can miss a yak for the day to just make it a day trip. Yeah. Yeah All right, and then in the city Danny Malisek and this person in Florida, yes No, yes Yes, no, no, no. Die, oh. All right, let's get Dawson down here.

No. That would have been so great. Oh my god. Double rollies on the way to Florida. Oh, that would have been incredible. He would have been so beautiful. What do you mean, I gotta go to Florida? I think he should just be White Sox today.

Is Dawson here? If Dawson's here, we usually take the person at almost land. Next to, yeah, yeah, yeah. Haven't seen Dawson. It's White Sox day. We can't do that, we usually take the person at almost land. Next to, yeah, yeah. Haven't seen Dawson. It's White Sox Day. We can't do that, we can't. It was originally White Sox Day of dinner

and he stopped doing them. That's true. That was supposed to be him originally. He stopped being able to schedule them for some reason. Yeah, we've got no content out of it. We'll figure it out. Maybe you do the Dawson date here and then you and Danny can go down to Florida

and surprise Malasek. This is gonna be an interesting one I don't really know Dawson at all. No, I have no idea how that's gonna go I think they tuned bring up a lot of TCUs. I think I think he's a bore He's a real snooze. He's on his grandpa was the Nazi fighter. Oh, that's right. Yeah, so oh yeah, wait a minute It was like this. I yeah, well no we just can't we don't know what he did during World War two Always have a murky World War two history. That's not a good sign. He fought on his side. It'll be brought up Like tonight boys

Yeah, good luck forgot. I was doing it. Yeah, that's cool. You got this. Yeah, it'll be fine Yeah, it'll be quick game probably won't freeze or anything either. Thanks. Thanks Danny just saying it won't All right, see you one more Thanks for watching! I love you guys see you tomorrow watch our show after dark tonight love you guys see you tomorrow