The Yak - Big Cat's New Coffee Brand is Totally Rad | The Yak 11-15-22

Episode Date: November 15, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Peace, KB. Thanks for showing up. It's the Yak. No Big Cat today. No Brandon today. I guess those guys launched their new coffee brand and they think that they can fucking skedaddle out of here?

That we're just gonna do their dirty work? I'm a fool to do their dirty work, dude. I'm not about to fucking hawk their coffee. No, I'm not gonna be a shill, but don't zoom in on my cup as I'm drinking this at all. Me neither. Instead, you should be zooming in on my

hat while I'm drinking this. Oh, Nick. Nick, Nick, Nick. Nick knows where his bread's buttered. Kate, you're double cupping? Are you drinking lean right now? Actually, I am. I brought, I didn't realize. You're on promethazine?

There would be a cup in here already. I went and got myself a cup of the Stella Blue Good Vibes Light Roast right before I came in here. It's my second cup of the day, actually. It's a delight. Wherever you want. Wherever you want. Hey, Francis. Hey, Francis.

Hey, Francis. We got Francis in the building. Take that home, brother. TJ has 20 cups. TJ has 20 cups? Shit. He's got a big cup. He's got a yak straw of cups.

These are the best quality Disposable coffee cups We've ever had in the office Yes Big time Real treat Built in hand warmer Or a hand cooler Yep

Or whatever So you don't burn yourself Stella blue But it's the yak Happy payday boys One of us should have to spend Five hundred dollars Today on the show

Alright Alright In the wheel I tried already This morning Five fifty Wells Fargo I have to spend $500 today on this show. All right. All right. All right. Spin the wheel. I tried already this morning. $550. Wells Fargo. Denied it.

Well, keep that to yourself. You don't have it. What? You don't have it. Why were you- Denied it because I didn't have it. What were you trying to spend $550 on? New Felicity doll just dropped.

Yeah, the new Felicity. Yeah. Yeah. Are you buying something specifically? were you trying to spend $5.50 on? New Felicity doll just dropped. Yeah, the new Felicity. Yeah. Yeah. Are you buying something specifically? Yeah, yeah. For $5.50? A thing, a gang of things. What does that mean?

A bunch of grapes? What do you mean a gang of things? What gang of things could you get for $5.50? What have you bought recently? Not much. I've actually been very careful. A dog, right? Yeah, that's on Sunday.

Yeah, that's exciting. What kind of dog? English Setter. Fancy. Very nice. I like that. I paid a bunch of people to vote blue on election day. Which are homeless. You and Wanoi.

Yeah. You and Wanoi were fighting that red wave. You know about Doug Wanoi? Sorry, who? Doug Wanoi? Sorry, who? Doug Wanoi. I don't. It's his dad's Twitter account that he uses to troll people.

Your dad? Oh, Kyle's dad. What? It's incredible. He's the best in the biz. Get him to 10K. Yeah, he's almost at 10K followers off of trolling alone,

and he always has a gang of people eating out the palm of his hand. Did he start doing that after your career flourished, or have you guys done this together you've always done done different ventures but the same theme like he usually he before this he would stick to facebook marketplace facebook groups about snake identification ball forum look francis wait a minute he changed he was anti-hurricane now he's gen z coming Facebook groups about snake identification. Pickleball forum. Wait a minute.

He changed it. He was anti-hurricane. Now he's Gen Z coming. Logan's runtime? I don't know. Is it like the movie Logan? I don't know. No, Logan's run is a movie.

Oh, okay. Damn. Wow. He just picks up the... I don't believe this. It's true. picks up the... This is... I don't believe this. It's true. What was the snake identification group?

Did he just say the snake wasn't what everyone agreed it was? He would pretend to have an extremely venomous snake that he found, and he's manipulating it, and they get very defensive about that. They are the strictest group of people in the world. Snake people? Snake identifiers. You'd think that they'd be pretty liberal because there's places that have laws against snakes, so if you want to have a snake you'd think that it would be a subversive

anti-government thing. Are there rule followers? It's more of a group like, oh, hey, I stumbled upon this snake, or they take a picture of it. What is this? Red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow. I think it's also like bird watchers where snake or they take a picture of it what is this red touches yellow you're a dead fellow yeah i think it's also like bird watchers where i'm in a group called the species that they see or like they're like a stand book to my yeah repertoire or whatever collection i'm in a group called what's

that bird where people do that and they flip the fuck out if you talk anything other than identifying the bird that's been posted you're immediately and like people fighting in there and i'm like how why it's just a bird group but i used to find a way uh male living spaces the subreddit they would just post like you know how a masculine yet stylish bachelor pad and i would just photoshop like you could see a sliver of a urinal like in my living room and that was what the whole conversation would be about i was like let's not talk about the urinal that was it wait what's the purpose of male living spaces is it for people who have like a bunch of looking for like interior design tips oh oh so like just like black to have a bachelor pad yeah like it's it's great i hate masculine living

spaces no way i can't get cozy in a woman's living space. I need a woman's nesting capabilities or like a white marble countertop or some shit like that. Something a little bit more feminine as far as a living space. I bet you got doilies out the wazoo in your crib. Doilies? No, dude. It's not the 1600s, dude. I just think that was the first time that sentence has ever been said.

Doilies out the wazoo. W 1600s, dude. I just think that was the first time that sentence has ever been said. Toilies out the wazoo. Wazoo, dude. We used to collect doilies to paste them on a box for Valentine's Day. And every time we went to a restaurant, they'd have a doily under the plate. Take it home. You know what a doily under the plate. Take it home. You know what a doily is, Seth? No idea. No.

I haven't talked about those in a long time. A burb coaster. An accountant. Lacy coaster that maybe you could also put it on top of a coaster, between a coaster, to fancy up a coaster, maybe. But the ones I always knew were paper. Really? Oh, no. I thought they were like us. Frills. Lace. Oh, no. I thought they were like a lace.

Oh, no. Well, you guys are living well. Used to collect them. The paper ones, the shitty come 500 in a box ones. For a Valentine's box? We would create our own Valentine's box. We would adorn it with doilies. And then on Valentine's Day, all the Valentine's cards would go in there.

Did you ever cosplay as a poor person? As a youth? Did you ever do stuff that your family was kind of slumming a little bit? I dressed up as Dennis Rodman for Halloween once. Probably the closest I came. Oh, how accurate was the costume? Just the hair and the jersey.

Even at that age I knew. I had to black myself up. It is crazy that you just know not to but still people do it. I think I knew because of private school. Really? And I don't even mean that ironically. That was an early lesson we learned about Al Jolson and

you know. It's like you'll probably have a desire at some point in your life to do this we we were taught early on the history of blackface yeah minstrel shows oh we won yeah exactly it we didn't learn that until like eighth grade remember learning in history class blackface was bad or about minstrel shows the first was sink or swim you know you just swim. Figure it out yourself. When you do it, you gotta get over it. It was a matter of when.

I was thinking about this, though. I wonder if we are really coming to the final sort of trickle to sputtering out of blackface outings. You gotta go to a mummers parade. And there was a couple that went viral but it was like very young children oh no there was those kids college dark black yeah oh yeah i don't i don't think that'll ever i think there's if you don't have specifically twitter then you really don't know the ramifications of blackface really you're You're with that, Zaha? You agree with that? Yep.

Yeah. You should know, but there's so many shitty people that I think the only discourse about it is on Twitter. You can't see it in an Instagram caption. That's one of the most inherently offensive things. Right.

That is a base-level offensive. That's what we still got at this Halloween, and we got the guy in the Nazi garb. Yeah. There have been such high profile revelations of people doing blackface

like Justin Trudeau. Like welders aren't following that news. No, welders probably. Are we about to say that? I also feel we're in a very guarded environment

if you go into there's parts of this country that shit is still wild in parts of this country. Yeah, they're still letting rip in some parts of the country. Big parts of this country. Other countries too. Have you seen how the Dutch celebrate Christmas?

Oh yeah, it's super bad. Yeah, or they'll be like there's this strangely... And they've been told like they've been made very aware that like it's bad and they just do not care. Yeah. Sorry Zai, I just don't believe you. Coming to an end. I do think that we're pretty fucking civilized dude as far as uh a human race goes i feel like people are all the time being like this is the end of times like this is like

we're like barely hanging on as a society or we're watching the devolution of the human race. It's like, we're doing pretty good. We're pretty well put together. If I had to pick a time to be alive, it would be right now. Today. Or maybe 500 years from now. Definitely not in the past.

Why would you ever choose the past? What is going on in the past where shit is so sweet? Unless you're just really jonesing to get blackface. I would definitely choose the past? Yeah, what is going on in the past where shit is so sweet? Unless you're just really jonesing to get blackface. Yeah. To do blackface. I would definitely choose the past. I'd choose right now. I think anybody who tries to invent a time machine should be labeled a racist.

Yeah. What are you longing for? Yeah, what do you want? What foregone era are you going for? Dad's tinkering in the shed again. Before the smartphone era, when you could just have landlines and just go out. Well, you just want to cheat then. You want to cheat on your wife.

You want to go town to town and kill people. Yeah. No, but it would be nice to be a little bit disconnected from the, you know, I love this job and I wouldn't trade it for anything. But if I lived, you know, if I was 20 years younger and, you know, everything moved back 20 years, it would be kind of sick. Maybe the 90s. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like being an adult in the 90s. Having a cell phone is fucking

awesome. I love being on my phone, even during conversation with people. Yeah, even right now. Porn at your fingertips. I'm not a porn guy. But I'm saying it's there. If I wanted it. Yeah, I'm saying in the 90s what was your recourse if you wanted

to fucking find some porn? That's why I got so good at drawing. But not even from memory. From imagination. How did hentai come to be? Just wildly imaginative Japanese boys. I just think at the time titties couldn't get as big as they wanted them.

So they had to do something about it. When was the advent of hentai? When did it really start popping off? Is it the number one porn in the world? It might be. Drake was just posting hentai. Absurdly big hentai titties. My question is, did hentai come before crazy implants?

When you see these big, bodacious, fakely tittied out implants. I bet you hentai was around the 80s. You think hentai predated the internet? Yes. Yeah. Interesting. I bet people were drawing weird shit.

Weren't you in Italy and you saw a statue of somebody sucking their own? Doing the Marilyn. Yeah. were drawn weird shit oh yeah weren't you in italy and you saw it's like a statue of somebody sucking their own doing the maryland yeah yeah or it was i went to in pompeii there's like a whole red light district and that you can uh shop the menu basically you could point at the what you wanted to do but it wasn't it was pornographic but it wasn't um proportionately uh absurd the way that hentai is like h, hentai is just, like, crazy big titties and crazy big ass... Sometimes, like,

after-sales are involved or something. Yeah, often. TJ, you know. According to Wikipedia, hentai first appeared in animation in 1932. Police seized it

when it was half-completed. Imagine the police being like, whoa! You had to go to the talkie. Yeah, yeah. What the heck? You had to go to the fucking Nickelodeon to go see some hentai. Did they just make really big bushes back then?

Just bulbous, perfectly round bush. Giant bushes. I feel like in the 30s they couldn't even imagine big titties. Oh, absolutely not. Wasn't even in like. Imagine the first guy that thought of big titties. They didn't even know it was possible. Hindenburg.

Oh, look. Unless you're not going to believe what I just thought of. He was definitely fucking caned. They definitely drew and quartered him. You ever see hentai, Francis? I've tried, but it's not for me. Not for you, yeah. I've never watched hentai.

It's insane that they're always the most popular, the highest rated. Right. Who's watching it?'re always the most popular, the highest rated. Right. Who's watching it? I treat porn like Chinese restaurants. You look for a 3.5 star Chinese restaurant and you know it's the best because the service is poor. That docked the points, but the food is immaculate. Sure. You've stolen this take.

That's a TikTok. That is a take that's been given out many times and I agree with it. Yes. Porn, you need and I agree with it. Yes. Porn, you need like a 71% video. Yeah. No, that's not. 71% is high for porn. You ever look at the ratings on porn?

I sort high to low. You just said you're not a porn guy. I watch porn. You just said you're not a porn guy. Of course, I'm not. Well, first, I figured you search high to low. Sorting by rating on Pornhub is the dumbest thing. Yeah, the top rated ones are always bad.

The comments are wonderful. Because the type of people who rate porn are the people who have tastes of Neanderthals. They're also the people who comment on the porn. Yes, because porn comments are getting funny. This is what I would do to her. Porn comments have turned into like bodybuilding.com forums they're just you talk about anything you want during covid i would i did a bunch of blogs where i would just find the recent covid porns that were popping up because whatever and it'd

be two people fucking in full hazmat suits and commenters would seriously be like actually that wouldn't prevent the whatever like blah blah blah like people the comments are just great there were sticklers about covet yeah or about the sex well like just people taking it like very very serious like and i tried to do a blog when i first started to hear about uh of like the top 30 smoke shows of the day and it was all just hentai they wouldn't let me post it really yeah why i't know. We literally have real girls of that. I know. It got blocked.

You didn't have a cartoon. It got blocked. Damn. Who's in charge of blocking I got the itch to blog again. I have some stuff I need to get off my chest. What is it?

You'll have to read it, bitch. I heard they fucking, they repressed O'Malley's blog about the good times she had with her mom. And I thought that thread was adorable. I really enjoyed it. And it was like pictures of her with fucking Matt Damon

and shit like that. It seemed like very blog worthy. Who repressed that? That's what I'm curious about. You think it was Nate? It's always Nate or Hubs, right? I don't know. I think so. That's who does it. Some of us are really in the blogging realm. We still get all the emails and stuff.

It took me a month to get a blog about Adderall published. So like we don't want to be pro Adderall. But we sold an Adderall diet shirt. We got Adderall merch. It's on sale right now. Damn. Didn't make the cut. What blogs do make the cut?

Like we should be like editing from a point of joy, not from being like, no one wants to fucking see that shit. Speaking of blogs, I have a mystery. Can we pull up Tico's blog? Is it one of your click-through fucking number manipulators? Oh, but that was genius of me, and that was scorned.

Yeah, it was. Manipulating blog numbers. The Choose Your Own Adventure blog, where you just get 100 scorned. Yeah, it was. Choose your own adventure blog where you averaged 100 clicks per person. I've had about... I have the blog of the year and I was like in the top 10 of numbers of the year and I put out one blog. What were you about to say? I've had four blogs

held back already. Really? Yeah. None of them particularly controversial. One was there was this beef clip from BFFs that had come out. I think Charlie D'Amelio

was talking about how Dave had insulted her boyfriend this guy Huddy. Yes, of course. And I didn't know who Huddy was and then there was

another kid who was the son of Travis Barker the Blink-182 drummer I don't remember what his name was Landon maybe yeah yeah Landon and then those Huddy and Landon had had a fight

and so I was just sort of giving for people who didn't know the background of who those two guys were and sort of who I thought the more talented musician was and stuff like that and that got held back I spent hours on it that got spiked that's dumb as fuck you should just put that full blog on a t-shirt did you get it did you ask why uh nate said i just didn't i don't think he thought it was up to my usual snuff oh so not nothing controversial no nothing like he just didn't

think it was like he didn't he didn't get it or something i could i could try to find what he said exactly but it was something like that he's like i don't really see off-putting and then i had another one i was gonna write um last week where i wanted to write about uh i think it was like russian how how are the how are the russians losing to the ukrainians when when i like i kept finding on my instagram feed all these clips of oh yeah yeah that's fun fighting in like fucking phone booths yeah and like all i don't know where this comes from but my instagram feed all of a sudden it's just like the most insane street fight clips from Russia. Yeah. Or like five-on-five brawls against five bears or something that they all go for.

Always win. It's that. And it's also like they have these talk shows in Russia, it seems, where they bring MMA fighters on. And it's like Jerry Springer-esque. They sprint at each other. Except they actually choke each other to the point of being unconscious. Flying knee each other. And then there's this subtle dispersion of like, well, shouldn't have done that.

Nobody's mad. Anyway, I was just trying to say, look at how is it possible, if this is how the Russians are behaving, that they're losing this war to the Ukrainians. A country that's founded in atheism should never lose a war. What are their qualms? Russia also has the highest rate of alcoholism in the world, which probably should come as no surprise. Is it? Yeah, number one. Yeah, that seems too obvious almost.

I believe it though and it has to do apparently with um just the fact that they drink liquor more than other countries do and they have full cups of it like you'll just have a juice glass of stolechnaya and they'll just pound it as an eight-year-old yeah and it's so uh like the weather's so shitty it's depressing. There's so much access to booze. Serial killing's just a big part of their culture. There are a lot of serial killers. Well, I bet. Some of the best ones.

I had no idea. There was like a Rolling Stone article about this dude who just like buried 54 women in a park. Did he get away with it? No, they wrote the article. Send me a link to that. You're going to love this one. If I can get that one by Nate.

Nate's like fucking Dikembe Mutombo-ing. Let's scroll down. She's listing... Let's scroll. Keep going. It's a long one. And there's a lot of...

Italics. GIFs. Who's this? What do you mean, who is this? I don't know. A lot of people have this writing style you're right a black slant there's a picture of me uh my me posing for the camera uh no keep going that's no keep uh right there she says me tommy smokes kyle donnie b walk large

emrag stew john richard definitely her. They're kind of misfits. Who's Tony? Me? Tommy Smokes. Tony. Who the fuck is Tony? Tony upstairs? I don't know.

He's my boy. Is he a misfit? Yes, yes. Okay. I was trying to get to the bottom of who Tony was, and nobody knew. She always says she has no friends, but then she always has a list of friends on her. All right. Well, I guess Tony upstairs. Who's Tony upstairs?

Bring him down. Italian Tony. He does rumble boxing. Oh, yeah, yeah. I know Tony. He's a great guy. Finance guy. Good dude.

Huge guy. Huge dude. Eagles fan, too. How does he know Tico? I don't know. Eagles fan. How does he know Tico? That's a good. Eagles fan. How's he no Tico? That's a good question.

I'll tell you how he doesn't. Oh. I thought you were going to say... I think the natives in northern Canada are like huge alcoholics. But they only have like so many allotted to them per month. So they have to travel great distances and like go about illegal barriers to acquire their your alcohol they probably gave them like a thousand dollars a month but like limit their alcohol and get what it is it's crazy

like they i know native americans get a thousand a month just for being alive you tie cold weather into alcoholism i'm sure yeah. Look at the Chicago office. God. Those are always drunk. Which ones? All of them. Not Eddie. Not Eddie.

Yeah. Even Eddie. Why do you think you got the Tesla? So you can make those porns where they have sex while driving? Those porns. The ones where they have sex that's wild drive those porns the ones where they have sex spoiler alert that's francis's one porno that he watches because he has a tesla and he wants to

relate um i was ready i read a book called uh drunk which is sort of a anthropological study of alcohol's effect on civilization and sort of bonding and progressing societies forward and and i think the one really interesting thing i took from it was that um rates of alcoholism skyrocketed only in the last like i think couple hundred years when distilled liquor became a thing because prior to that for thousands of years booze was just like wine and beer yeah and you basically couldn't drink enough of it like the volume you needed to to get so fucked up would wouldn't it wouldn't like hurt anybody somehow all those like ancient roman drinking rituals the bacchanalia stuff like that

people just pass out after having too much to drink. But then liquor was so powerful that you could really send yourself to the moon pretty quickly. It was like saying crack made Coke more popular. Yeah. Just like the rawest part of it. We went from like 15% ABV to 40%, which, you know. Now there's 50%, eight like 80 percent yeah everclear like the fact that they're just selling everclear that that would wipe out a roman town yeah like just one container of everclear it's crazy that they sell that stuff yeah what are they doing liquor

should be illegal yeah his his his major uh thought for curbing like sexual assault on college campuses was to um to just ban liquor and have them but you can drink beer and wine as college students but like at that age your brain hasn't fully formed they shouldn't be drinking liquor and if you did that he thought they would they would really rather wrote the book yeah sling eric slingerland is his name. I don't know if I'd recommend it, though. That sounds like a good-ass idea, though. Yeah, not bad.

I mean, what college kid would be like... Yeah, I guess he'd be mad, but most college kids should just be drinking beer anyway, right? And it's not like they love a mezcal margarita or some shit. It's like they're drinking the cheapest liquor with the worst, fruitiest juice. Those plastic jugs of vodka. They're like dimple in.

Popov. Yeah, Popov. Oh. Yeah, Popov was the worst. Or what was the other fucking one? Vlad. Yeah, Vlad is the worst. That was the worst.

Burn Nets. They used to put Jolly Ranchers in it in the morning and then go to class. And so then by the evening, the Jolly Ranchers had completely evaporated into it. And that would make it taste better. And we would rip like freshman year. We would rip like 10 shots before we went out. Yeah. And just for no reason.

Like for no reason. We'd be like, no chase, no face. Yeah. Rip this. It's just your fucking hair smelled bad. Like the shit stunk so fucking grossly. We would be like projectile vomiting before we went out. And then we'd be like, ready girls?

Go find a husband. A pack of Marlboro Reds. I would get a chicken sandwich from Sheetz before I went out and put it in my coat pocket for the walk home later. So gross. How do you not have more kids? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Well, because a lot of guys weren't into that. They were. They were like, no. No, I'm good. Like making out and they like, I'll give you a bun, but it's not yours. I'll give you a cigarette. Yeah, yeah.

We're okay. Oh, my God. That's gross. But also, sheets would have been open later. Like, you could have gotten it. I know, but there was always a line. At the one at IUP, they would make you wait outside. They'd only let two students sit at a time because the kids would like riot in there and stuff.

They were all too drunk. Damn. Yeah. You had to like wait in the cold. A very good friend of mine used to eat in his bed all the time. Yeah. And one time he brought a girl home and they were hooking up and she found a full ham sandwich under like a pillow. And then she was like, what is this?

And he tried to blame it on her. She was a vegetarian. He should have brought me home. I would have been like, oh my God, thank God. So embarrassed. Yeah. How do you try to blame it on her? You brought this.

I think they'd like ordered food drunkenly, and then the next morning she found that sandwich in his bed and was like, that was from your order. She was like, I'm a vegetarian. That's a fucking savage. I got to step out for a little bit, but I'll be back. You got it, you got it. I got to find out, what should I do about Iran?

Let's get Tony in here. I actually have a question for Tony. I think he might know my grandpa. Tony knows your grandpa? The last name is very big in the boxing space. In the New York boxing space, not Nashville. I wrestled him before I had a full conversation with him. Tony?

Yeah. We got to get this guy in here. Who the fuck is this guy? I've met him in East Lively. It's almost set in stone that you're going to Iran no I literally they said they won't let me go like no one will take me there I forgot they said that

you gotta go to Cameroon can that be my backup or like you have to spit for your backup Denmark or Cameroon or should we add Saudi Arabia and... We'll figure it. It's non-sense.

If it's you that loses, we'll figure out something. Yeah. You have like six months after you lose. You think that it's going to be fine in Iran within six months? Hasn't it been bad for hundreds of years?

They just are wrapping up. They just said yesterday that there are 15,000 protesters. That might be the fix that they need. Very funny, Sass. We've got to get a Persian poet out of here, back to Iran. She's terrorizing the West Village. Her fucking graffiti poetry. Who's a Persian poet West Village. Oh, her fucking graffiti poetry. Yeah. Who's Persian Poet?

Oh, she's everywhere. Now I know what you're talking about. It's just at Persian Poets. She attributes her name to quotes like if they don't love you, leave. Persian Poet.

What? That's not hers. No. I just see hers and I see the mean girl tag. Oh yeah, that's everywhere. It's around. It's all over the city. Damn. Is that legal? No, brother. It's not. We don't know

who did it. It could have been anybody. Should I add yak sidewalk chalk to my wheel? Should someone have to go around? Yeah, spray paint it. It would be funny if you set up the professional sidewalk chalk to my wheel? Should someone have to go around? Yeah, spray paint it. It would be funny if you set up the professional sidewalk chalk people. They have those little ropes set up. You have to do that in the middle of a busy area

and just do an awful drawing. Everyone would be so mad at you. Did you just say rowback? Yeah. Did someone say nickelback? They'll be in the office. They're here Thursday. What?

My heart was pounding when I found this news out. No one cares about the whole band. Let's keep it a buck, dude. Everyone cares about Stapp. It's Creed, baby. Oh, fuck. Yep. Let me do this Roback.

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Oh, that was good. Because I heard that they are knocking heads upstairs for 60-second ad reads. I can vouch. I heard that there was another meeting today where they are literally screaming at people, fucking whipping ass about fucking 60-second ad reads. I heard that's why Tony can't come down, because he's in a fucking full-on brawl with someone up there. Tony will be here in a few minutes.

Okay, perfect. Hell yeah. Dude, this cup is fascinating. Have you guys ever seen the built-in thing? Built-in hand holder. I know they're the nicest we've ever had. This is a really nice one. It's like not touching the cup anywhere. No. I didn't know. I've never seen that before. It's advanced tech.

Awesome. How can we, I mean, how are these going to even sustain? We're not... I kind of want to Break it open And see what's on the inside You constructed Tony

What if there's like A fucking What if there's money in it Yo Probably a prize On the inside They should make that So everybody has to

Rip apart their Disposable cups You don't even know How to get into that cup I have no idea You couldn't even Crack that cup Yeah I just I'd like to have this I'd rather have it settled and know where I'm going.

And I'm not trying to get out of something. I know you're not. I'm just trying to not die. That's fair enough. Cameroon? Where is Cameroon? By the way, I'm taking Friday seriously. I've been doing my research.

I have a whole plan. Oh, I forgot about it already. Costa Rica is awesome. I feel like if I knew... Pura Vida. Pura Vida, the pure life. I feel like if I needed a backup country to go to, they're always in the top 15th happiest in the world.

They have a blue zone spot where people live to be over 100. And they have the longest life expectancy of any culture because their communities are so tight-knit. It's like 78 plus is the longest life expectancy of any culture because their communities are so tight knit it's like over 78 it's like 78 plus is like the average life there and it's because like till a young age the old or to old age the young people are like spending time with

the old people and they don't have a military so all their money goes to health and education and they're so easy to just banana republic them like that yeah if you want a Banana Republic, go down to Costa Rica. Big coffee people. There's a big tech boom going on down there.

Costa Rica. There is. There's a massive tech boom in Costa Rica because all these Bitcoin bros are going down there. I think Zuckerberg spent a decent amount of time in Costa Rica. Where are the Paul brothers living? Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico.

$10 million house. Can we pull that up? Jay, did you see Gisele prancing around with a new guy? Oh, yeah. A jujitsu instructor. Jew? She didn't even take a bye week. That's probably to be expected.

I mean, if they filed for divorce, you have to think that things didn't get bad like a couple weeks ago. It's probably been bad for a while. Still, you know what they say. She's gone before she leaves. Hey, yo. When she does leave. That's true. She's really gone.

Probably had it lined up. That's true. How does she have it lined up? Well, I mean, they, what, filed divorce papers like last week. So for her to be out with this dude, they've probably been hanging out for a bit. You think? No? You think that was her first date? I wonder what this new guy is offering her that Tom Brady did not.

Probably time and attention? You think so? He doesn't even know what football is. Yeah, it has to be. He probably just works his three-hour shift at the dojo and then just is so present with her. Would you rather your partner have six Super Bowl rings or

listen? He's got seven. I'm taking listen. Seven. Shit. He's talking about someone else. He's talking about Charles Haley. Yeah, I mean, your attention is a gift. That's why they call it the present. No, it's not. That that's why they call it the present no it's not that is not why they call it that I convinced Rudy last night

that they call it slugging beer because slugs like beer one of the easier lies ever that actually makes perfect sense I love when he agrees with lies One of the easier lies ever. He's like, that actually makes perfect sense. I love when he agrees with lies.

He's like, oh yeah, that does make sense. I wonder why he does it. Is it a Colorado thing? I don't know. He's smart. Because when you want to trap slugs in your garden, you put out a bowl of beer. Is that true? Think. Well, they let the slug in.

And then I was like, that's why they call it slugging beer. And it blew his mind. And I don't have the heart to tell him it was a lie. I'm looking at a Yaoundé Snapchat right now. It's insane. Right off the rip, fat cloud. They got beers. They got math. They got math.

Someone's drawing a fat ass. They got kebabs. Would you come if I went? You look very happy, too. You don't actually crave going to these places. No, this is perfectly fine. Why don't you bail on a random and you will go to Switzerland instead? I might go to Switzerland anyway.

Me, too. I've been dying to get to the Alps. I was looking at it last night after I... It's one of my favorite ones to follow on TikTok. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's always that song. It's always that song. Around a mountain, it looks like you're on the Hogwarts Express.

On the flip side, that world of t-shirts needs tranquilized. He's struggling. Is he still going at it? He's terrorizing the city on a daily basis. He's drinking now? He's getting wasted every single night. Taking the train into the city. Licking the floor of the subway.

Yeah, doing like... No. Just being outrageous. No. It's bad. Somebody needs to stop. He'll go live. He almost got jumped on a live.

It's bad. No. He goes to like Sugar Hill and Harlem. I didn't know he was still a gang member. He'll just go into buildings and take the elevator down to the basement to explore. Yeah. But he's hammer drunk. And then he'll take the train back. Everything.

Even when he's not, like, twisted teas, cocktails, when he's not drinking alcohol, he's always in Starbucks drinking a coffee. He's dancing around. He doesn't change clothes anymore. He's like Andrew WK. He gets dirtier and dirtier. Can I see what this guy looks like? He's flexing how much money he makes from the creator fund. He's like Andrew WK. He gets dirtier and dirtier. Can I see what this guy looks like? He's flexing how much money he makes from the creator fund.

Yeah, he's getting way too drunk. Oh, no. All right, this is funny. I'm laughing. You remember him. He was the kid that... Welcome to New York. Yeah, he's still doing that.

Still singing in public. Let's go to one of his Subway videos. He also posts like 100 times to the same venue. Yep. Well, yeah, he just goes out for like 20 hours straight and posts like 100 times in one day. Same with Victoria Paris, bro. That's what they said to do.

She's getting way too... Oh, I saw this pop up on my feed the other day. Yeah, he's going to get himself in trouble. Did somebody beat him up here? No. I think that... Why would he stop doing it? This has been the best ride of his life.

I don't think... What I mean, someone needs to step in. Who? A caretaker. Yeah, he's drinking too much. Does he post videos drinking? I want to see him drunk. I feel like to do this, you have to be drunk.

He goes live and gets drunk a lot. It's cool when fucking Shoenice does it. It's cool when Pangazi does it. We had to ban Shoenice from the chat. Did we? Yeah, wasn't he like saying slurs? He kept making new accounts to say slurs over and over again. It got out of control pretty fast.

Prohibition maybe needs to come back. Go to just... Oh, God. One of them drinking. Where's the one where you lick the floor? How old is this guy? I can't even guess. I'm guessing just turned 21 because he just started drinking.

Oh, okay. I do. Yeah, it's sad. What can a caretaker say? He's a grown adult. You know what I mean? Like, what if, I'm just picturing in my head,

like, what if that's my son 20 years from now? Like, what do you do? Like, what the fuck do you do? You can't lock them up. That's why you gotta put it in the work now. Yeah.

I would probably start with don't let them go to Times Square to hang out on a daily basis. That's a great point. How are you gonna let a 21-year-old, dude? Your parents couldn't let you like, be in New York? I to say he doesn't have parents.

Oh, really? I want to say he doesn't have living parents. He lives with somebody, though. Gotta. Right. There's got to be buddies that are like, hey, man. Probably like in Bad Santa when he just lived with an octogenarian grandma. There is an older, middle-aged guy that he hangs out with on his TikTok sometimes. I don't know who he is. I think that's just a guy

that sees him and is like, hey, let me make sure you're not getting jumped in the street. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. That is so gross. Oh, no. Oh. What do the comments say? Comments weren't for it. Oh, God. Does he go bye-bye anymore?

Is he hitting the zombies? Oh. That's worse than Frank Schumacher. Oh, God. Does he go bye-bye anymore? Is he hitting the zombies? Oh. That's worse than Frank Schumacher. Oh, that's bye-bye. What's up, Danny? What up? Oh, Tony. Infamous Tony.

Tony, Tony, Tony. How we doing? Birds lost, so not that great? Yep. No, not great. Yeah. You're one of Tigo's friends, though. I am.

Even though you're from Philly. There's a little story around that. Ah. So my first, probably like my second week, I asked Ebony if she wanted a coffee. Pretty much like every day.

Okay. But she never wanted a coffee. But this day, Tico was there. I had no idea who she was. She was like, let me get a coffee. So,

yeah, I left, got her a coffee, had like whipped cream all over like this crazy coffee order um and then i get back here and there's just cameras all over her then i had to like introduce myself on camera and be like hey here's your coffee deco oh she thought she thought you were her assistant or something like that nah she just just wanted coffee i was just being nice here Here's your coffee, Miss Texas. Pretty much.

But that was like my second week here, and then we just became friends, and that's it. She never forgot. Never forgot. Interesting, because I feel like so— You're on the list. I'm on the list. Yeah, I saw that. Misfits. Other people, she has amnesia about whether they're friends or not.

Like, I give her weed and fucking money. I've given her $50 cash. Yeah. And I'm not on the friends list. Oh, she actually said, fuck you in the blog. Yeah. Why? She said JK kind of.

I saw the list. Pretty good list of friends. Good list. Misfits, though. Yeah. How do you feel about being labeled a misfit? I feel like you fit in anywhere you go. Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, I'm a pretty weird guy when he gets to know me. Maybe we've wrestled before. We've wrestled a few times. Before we've spoken. How did that happen? We actually won once. He has a great base. He's built to be a wrestler.

It's a shame that he's never. You're from Long Island? Okay. New Jersey. Oh, that makes sense. South Jersey. North Jersey. Okay.

But you're a Philly fan. I'm. Okay. But you're a Philly fan. Friends, though. You're a Philly fan. You've got to talk more and stop wrestling. You guys have got to wrestle more and stop talking. You really do. I'm dying to see it because I don't remember it. It's ridiculous.

We wrestled in the kitchen upstairs, and it was pretty intense. Just out of the blue? Like, I need to know more. How did it start? You guys have never seen it. You guys just made eye contact one of the few primitive things still alive with some men i guess yeah

so wait you were because you your domain is upstairs now yeah i bounce around there all the time he just walks around mostly yeah some people that you give people that you kind of know, like a head nod or a smile, we just wrestle. It didn't feel weird at all. How did it start? We were in the kitchen. I think maybe someone did a shoulder pat.

And I don't pat my shoulder. It's going to lead to something else. I'm perfectly fine with that. I was like, really? Okay, let's do this. I hurt myself. I'm perfectly fine with that. I was like, really? Like, okay, let's do this. And then you did it. I like hurt myself. I was injured for a while.

No, you do the rumble boxing and you swear by it. I have no desire. Yeah, I don't wrestle, but I'll box. It's a good workout. That sounds dope. That sounds like something

a rapper would say. Are you a God guy? But rumble's not much of like a, it's not like real boxing. It's a workout. It's kind of like a hot people thing, isn't it? Yeah, it's trendy. Justin Bieber own it? Yeah, like Casey was doing it. No,. It's a workout. It's like a hot people thing, isn't it? Yeah, it's trendy.

Does Justin Bieber own it? Yeah, like Casey was doing it. No, it's a good workout. Why don't you slip off that Calvin Klein winter jacket so we can do a little thing? Yeah, he's got something. Okay. Let's go, boy. You do have long arms.

I have 5'11 wingspan. People say I'm a tall 5'8 because I have a 5'11 wingspan. It's really the same height as any 5'8. Well, yeah, it just comes off a little taller. Because of the arms. You guys definitely won't wrestle? I mean, not now. Not now.

In the right setting. It's got to be spontaneous kind of probably. It's usually what it is. Are you a religious guy? Yeah. I like to meditate a lot. Yeah, spiritual. I'm more Buddhist, if anything.

Oh, for real? Yeah, I'd say so. Calm app or what? With the energy, you know, positive. Are you meditating raw, though, or are you being guided? I don't do guided, no. So you just sit down and meditate? Yeah.

That's crazy. I love how MMA fighters are always the most religious. After they win, they always give all glory to God while their opponent's frontal lobe is pureed. God did that for you. That's good. How else do you identify as a weirdo you said you're a pretty weird dude

i don't know i've never seen hentai hentai yeah yeah all right what is it it's just like anime type stuff right like what i don't know what do you mean by that? Big titties? One Punch Man type stuff? That kind of thing? Yeah. Good show. I love One Punch Man. Attack of the Titans?

Like if One Punch Man had a monster dong, he was fucking with it. What were you about to say, though, as far as you being weird? I don't know. You've got to get to know me. I feel like you're about to give us a nugget of weirdness. It's a nugget. It's the taste. I've got no nuggets for you. All right. Fair enough. You'reget of weirdness. It's a nugget. It's the taste. I got no nuggets for you.

All right, fair enough. You're a closed weird book. You want to be friends. Where'd you go to school? It would be a little weird. I would be friends. All right. What type of friendship activities do you like to do?

Sushi and hibachi? Yeah. Sounds sick. Steven, you hear that? Maybe we could add Tony on if it ever hits sushi and hibachi for the group. Sure. Yeah, let's put Tony on your wheel. I hits Sushi and Hibachi for the group. Sure. Yeah, let's put Tony on your wheel. I like Tony.

I've known Tony for a while. Sounds pretty great. Oh, you've known Che for a while? Yeah, we worked together a little upstairs before we made the change. Yeah. The change. Damn. Do you ever think about making the change?

I'm pretty good at finance. Yeah? You are weird. Yeah. Whoa. Yo. Did you watch the basketball game on Friday night? I watched a little bit, yeah.

You see that there was a dude named Tony Tony? No, I didn't see that. There was a dude on UAB, I think? Yeah. Named Tony Tony. That is really fucking sick. My actual name's Antonio. That's pretty fucking sick, dude.

I always think if I went by Antonio, my life would be different. How so? You think more tailored suits? Maybe. Different career path. I'd have a girlfriend, maybe. Tony's single. Ladies, take note. I might not be at Barstool with that name.

But we're here. Nick's got a friend named Tony. Oh, Stinky Tony. Stinky Tony. Nick's got a friend named Tony. Oh, Stinky Tony. Stinky Tony. Oh, Stinky Tony. He's my attorney. Oh. At law.

No, no, no. That started because Stinky Tony, well, no, I was with Neek, and Neek called shotgun, and Stinky Tony was like, nah, I'm sitting up front. Then Neek was like, I'm going to start calling you Stinky Tony, and it's going to stick. It did. Sure enough. Man, I'm sitting up front. Then Nick was like, I'm going to start calling you Stinky Tony, and it's going to stick. It did. Sure enough. Man, that shit's fucking dangerous. So, yeah, I don't know if you need a nickname on top of just being Tony.

I feel like Tony might just do it, though. Tony works. Yeah, this really bites. Oh, that's stinky. Stinky Peterson. Yeah. Hey, Arnold. Oh, yeah, I didn't know that.

Dude, well, Tony, I'm glad you got to be in here. I'm down for a friendship if you're down. Yeah. Hey, Arnold. Oh, yeah, I didn't know that. Dude, well, Tony, I'm glad you got to be in here. I'm down for a friendship if you're down. Yeah, I mean, go birds. That sucked yesterday. That sucked badly yesterday. Fucking Sass was just gleeful about it. Fake birds fan. Not at all.

You support the birds. It was our bet. But also the Bills, and he was like, dude, the fucking Bills had a way better showing than the fucking... That's not quite what I said. You both took L's. Oh, yeah. Kyle bet that the Birds would not get to 8-0. What are they now?

They're 8-1. 8-1. So you lost the bet. I did say that. So what did you have to do? It was a pretty safe bet. It was a handshake bet. So you owe me a handshake?

There's no owing. There's no owing? Yeah, I just knew that they wouldn't be 9-0. You're pretty fucking bright, but still, Super Bowl still? Any chance of that still for the Eagles? Still a chance? They will win the Super Bowl, and I'll shake on that. Holy shit.

That's a big one. He was wrong on the first one, so I don't know if you want to make... Are you comfortable being on the opposing end of that handshake? They will I shook on it That was an agreement Those are the best kind of bets Yeah an agreement

It's not really a bet It's kind of just an agreement Pleasure Great handshake brother I have a question for Tony Wait wait Put on those headphones before you go Tony Because TJ has a question

He might know your dad Or your dad knows his dad You're gonna wanna hear this Without Tony without doxing Your last name If you don't want to Do you have any relatives

Named Phil or Jerry That are involved in boxing No Okay Nevermind Maybe you did Cabo Bianca Yeah

No I guess I thought That was a less common last name. Antonio Capobianca. My mom's dad was a boxer, but different last name. Interesting. So he knows a boxing person that two different Capobiancas in the boxing world. What's your middle name? Vito.

Antonio Vito Capobianca. Hell yeah. Where in Italy are you guys from? Bade. Where's that by? It's southern. It's on the coast. Beautiful.

Southern guy. Wow. Ladies. South Italy? Little Sicilian. Quarter Sicilian. Very nice, dude. That's beautiful.

Have you watched The New White Lotus? No, I haven't. Next place in Sicily. Really? It'll remind you of the motherland. What is that on Netflix? What is that on? HBO Max, I think. Okay. You have HBO Max? I haven't. Next place in Sicily. Really? It'll remind you of the motherland. What is that on Netflix? What is that on? HBO Max, I think.

Okay. You have HBO Max? I got it. Okay, I was about to say we could share a password if you didn't have it as kind of a goodwill venture towards friendship. I can reciprocate that. I got a lot of streaming services. Oh, fuck yeah, dude.

Hell yes. Dude, well, it was a pleasure to meet you. Go birds, Tony. It was fun. Congratulations on your friendship with Tico, Texas. Yeah. It's kind of fucking dope to just be listed like that. Mm-hmm.

I think Tony could hack it in content. I think so, too. I think so. Easily. Easily. We don't have any. We have fake Italians. Ruling of weird?

Not that weird. Not that weird. Very cool. I would say. Overwhelmingly cool. Origin of weird. So normal. It's kind of weird? Not that weird. Very cool. I would say overwhelmingly cool. So normal, it's kind of weird. It made me feel weird. You are weird. You're a misfit.

Sass finished the lyrics. We fly high, no lie. No idea. You're an idiot. You know this. You know this. You know this. You know this. You know this. Come on, you know this.

It's the next look. You know this. No lie. You know this. Fall in. Fall in. Yeah. Yeah.

It's not cool that you're younger than us. What song is this? Yeah. It's Jim Jones, I think. Jim Jones. Yeah, Jim Jones. Yeah. It's Jim Jones, I think. Jim Jones. Yeah, Jim Jones. Yeah, let's clip that. Get that out onto the main page.

You're going to get clowned. No, it's just a stage thing. Just when sass couldn't get any dumber. Yeah. The Harvard football team didn't know either. Okay, good company. None of them. You know this?

Yeah. That's a funny fucking prank. Holy shit. I love shows where you have to finish the lyrics out a little bit. Yeah. That's a funny fucking prank. Holy shit. I love shows where you have to finish the lyrics out a little bit. Does Wayne Brady host one of those? I think so. Yeah, what was it?

Wait, wait, don't tell me or some shit? No, that's an NPR show. Finish the lyrics. Is that what it's actually called? Maybe. I don't know. I just saw he's hosting the American Music Awards. Good on Wayne. Good on Wayne.

I used to love the Game Show Network. I was a sucker for lingo. That was the best noise ever. What was? When they put their hands in the lingo balls and they had to get a red or a blue one. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've never seen you so excited.

He's getting hot. Every once in a while, I'll go into these phases where I have to scratch this itch. Hear this sound? Yeah. Hey, we are HFAs. High-functioning autists.

Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are. All of us. All of us. People are misdiagnosing autism online to the point where it's autistic of them to not be able to like point out the cues that are autistic and aren't autistic oh it's super popular on mom talk everybody's kid has

yeah it's the new bisexual yeah yeah tiktok i mean yeah all tiktok too not just mom talk they actually have autistic kids on mom talk talking about the people who say a specific thing that we did was autistic. Oh. You guys have it all backwards. I'm talking, they'll post their two-week-old and be like, I'm pretty sure he's staying Oh, that's a thing? Nonverbal. But yeah, they're like, he's not talking.

Because autism parents are blowing up on TikTok. Which is great, getting to show up, but I'm talking about- These people, no, they're chasing that. Yes, that's what I'm seeing at 10-0, which is interesting. Yeesh. It's probably a service that we're doing to normalize it. Yeah.

Or maybe the office. They're so brave. Probably not. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if we should even care that much. If we pay that much attention. Sassy, tell me, brother.

I don't think we should. Are you mad at me? Yeah. Why? It's been so long since you told me about game time. I've made a paper airplane out of my ad I'm at KB it's the ticketing app

that makes it easier than ever to score last minute deals we all use it you should too why not you get it for tickets to sports

concerts and shows and they guarantee the lowest price we get them for free you'll get them for practically free all things considered

if you haven't given game time a shot yet in the grand scheme of how much stuff can cost compared to like yachts and jets this will be all things considered. If you haven't given GameTime a shot yet, I don't know what you're waiting for. In the grand scheme of how much stuff can cost. Yes, yes. Compared to like yachts and jets, this will be free. Comparatively, yeah.

It's pretty much free. You guys are going to love this app if you're not already using it. We've been using GameTime all year, and I went to the U.S. Open. Some people have went to concerts, some to comedy shows. What were you doing at the U.S. Open?

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Terms, of course, apply. Download GameTime. Last minute tickets, lowest prices guaranteed. Me and Nick went to the Rangers game. Damn right. Oh yeah, invited by Brandon.

Brandon had access to unlimited tickets, but still picked a finite number so he could exclude people. Truly unlimited. He could have invited everybody he's ever met. What did you guys used to do on Sunday mornings when you were growing up? Mario Brothers. Nintendo. Go to church. Yeah?

What about after church? It was 930 Mass. I would oftentimes go up to my grandma's in Weirton. Yeah, and do what? Eat manicotti. Really? Yeah. In the morning?

No, because church was like 11.30. And Weirton was an hour drive. Okay. That's already one. Okay. Manicotti. Yeah, Nintendo, church, grandma's. That was our Sunday.

You played Nintendo before church? Yeah, and it sucked because you couldn't save it. So me and my brother would be on like the eighth level and my mom would be like, time to go. And we'd be like, why not just go to an earlier mass? It was the 1030 was the hot mass to go to. Just go to that 830 mass. If you're up already, just get the mass out of the way.

She was in the choir. That's when they went. Oh, yeah. If you're scheduled for that choir slot. Alto? Soprano. Beautiful voice. I couldn't enjoy Sundays.

It was just an Arab dread all day. Oh yeah. The morning? Because I was in CCD too and that sucked. Church and then an hour of CCD. Oh, do you have CCD right after? Mine was on Monday. The religion class for kids who don't go to Catholic school.

That shit sucks. It was. I just went to Catholic school. Oh, okay. That shit sucks. It was. Never went. I just went to Catholic school. I used to get a lot of other issues, fights. Were you an altar boy? Yeah. I was for way too long. Same here.

Yeah. I was until I was a junior in high school. Senior in high school. And if another altar server didn't show up, my mom would be like, get up there. My mom would always nudge me. Yep, the nudge. Ugh. Fucking worse.

Sorry. I just feel good. Oh, yes. It feels good to talk to other people who understand the dread i forgot how horrible ccd was ccd was worse than church in every way they we had like homework yeah never do it and they'd be like you really got to start like you're not gonna like be able to get confirmed no other kids are mean it was in the church basement oh yeah we were in the church basement, their kids are mean. It was in the church basement. Oh, yeah, we were in the church basement, too. Catholic kids are mean. Oh, grace. My mom sewed me a Joe Boxer dress. There's a camera on us. React, I guess.

Yeah, yeah. Can't read it. We're, I mean, I've signed up for this sign-up sheet fucking eight times. Same, same. If she doesn't want me on, if she doesn't want me to be part of her walkout crew, I don't have to be part of her walkout crew, but this would be the third time if I signed up for this shit. I don't know if they're compiling the lists together.

I signed up for the hallway one, but there are others throughout the building. We can't write on that. You can't write on that direction. You can't write there. Try it. Somebody get me a dry erase. Somebody get me a Vis-a-vis.

That was my favorite brand of dry erase. My grandpa brought a gun to CCB. I just remembered him telling me that. My grandpa's like kind of a character. He told me he was like yeah when I was like really little like I thought it was cool and I just like brought a gun

and like a holster and he just like put his shirt over it and like no one ever knew. And he just was like. I think I might have been the first person he told. He's had a loaded pistol. Wow. Like when he was a kid. As a school boy. When he was a kid.

Oh, God. That's the restraint, dude. I wish they could show Dylan Roof some fucking videos like that. They'd show a little bit of pride. That's like the real version of that they don't know meme where he's in the corner. Oh, yeah. They don't know I have a pistol in this Sunday school. I think he just thought it was like sick.

He just thought it was like he was a bad guy. It is. It is. Like having a gun. I wish school shooters knew that. Just having a gun on you. You're doubling down on this one? That's more than enough.

That's as cool as it can get. Don't try to outdo yourself. Just be cool and be like, yo, I got this. And show it to somebody or something like that. I remember my buddy's dad used to tell us that him and his friends used to bring guns to school and put them in their lockers

because they were hunting after school. Sure. Where was this? Where was my grandpa? He grew up in Wellesley. Where's that? It's in Massachusetts. Oh, sure. Where was this? Where was my grandpa? Yeah, yeah. He grew up in Wellesley. Where's that? It's in Massachusetts. Okay.

Oh, Massachusetts. And then probably New Jersey at some point, too. I don't know. That's funny as fuck. Che, can we talk about your jersey that you bought? Did you guys see it? Sure. Pepe Che?

Pepe Che. Yeah. Is that a real name of a player? Why don't you just get a real player? Oh, no. I don't know any players. Is that a real name of a player? Why don't you just get a real player? Oh, no. I don't know any players. Well, there's lists of them everywhere. There's accessible lists at your fingertips.

Just a click away from your porn. Yeah. Well, Pepe Che was my name in Spanish class, so it seems appropriate since I'll be rooting for Spain that that would be the jersey I got. I got my Di Maria coming in. When are you guys arriving? When are the jerseys arriving? December 3rd.

I don't know. Should I get an Iranian one? Yes. I was going to go look after the show at some point today. I was going to get it. I can't even think of one U.S. player. Kristen Pulicic. LeBron James of South Africa.

Central PA boy. Really? I was going to get a Serbian jersey. Central PA boy. Really? I was going to get a Serbian jersey. Harrisburg or Hershey? A Serbian jersey is just like a bunch of body hair. That's exactly what it is. People were mad at us for shit talking on

Iran? No, Saudi. Was it Serbia or Saudi Arabia? Serbia. Probably Serbia. I think it was Serbia. Why? Are they good? People were like, it's the most beautiful place in the world. Donnie sent me his video from when he went there. He was like, I fucking loved it.

I'm pretty sure Brandon's best player got hurt. Really? Senegal guy. Oh, no. And where does he have to go if it goes bad? Morocco? Morocco. He is not going to go to Morocco.

No. No way. Yes, he will not going to go to Morocco. No. No way. Yes, he will. I would go for him. I would go to any of these places. Same, except Iran. Except Iran. Morocco's like a top 10 country destination, I think.

Fucking sweet. Is it sweet? Yeah, it's really cool. Some cool shit. What, Iran? Morocco. Oh. You didn't get your shit pushed in?

I mean, Morocco? Yeah. No, it's like a romantic place. I went with my sister. What the fuck? Yeah, everyone thought we were dating. Because we were. Very astute people, the Moroccans.

They picked up really quickly. No, they would... Just walking ten paces behind you. You see these things called riads and they're like really nice beautiful bed and breakfast basically. And you're in these covered cities that are walled in

and you... It's a building. I guess it's not covered but it's like a walled old city and you walk down these nondescript walking streets and there's a nondescript door on the side of the wall. You knock on it. They let you in right off the street

with all the camel heads and spices and stuff. Then you walk down a long, dark corridor, and all of a sudden it opens into this courtyard, center of which there's a tree that's soaring up, and it spirals around that, and it's just rooms. Stunning. Amazing. But everyone thought we were dating or married,

and they would give us a bed with flower petals and a rose shape on it. Two swans kissing each other. Then we'd have to tell them, listen, we're brother and sister and then they would feel so bad they would give us another room for free. Wow. Heat code. Yeah, it was nice. So just you and your sis? Yeah.

She really wanted to go but she didn't feel comfortable traveling by herself through the country. Damn. I was hurt. What did you guys do all day? We just did sightseeing, cool shit. We spent a night under the stars, and it was really romantic.

Sounds like it. In the desert. Yeah, we rode camels out into the desert. Then we sort of sandboarded down a massive dune. Oh, that looks so fun. I think the Real Housewives went to Morocco. That's cool. Which ones?

I don't remember. Jersey? All of them. Probably. Did you haggle at all while you were there? Yeah, we got some Berber rugs. They're hand-woven by, like, the women collective. Yeah.

Berber. The Berber are the. Arbor? Berber. Berber or the... Arbor? Berber. It's like the people, the tribe, I think, the Moroccan Berbers, they're like the Bedouins of Morocco.

I saw a beautiful Berber rug at the coal factory the other day. Oh, yeah. It's black. I've seen some that are Berber-y, but they're not full Berber. Just soaked in coal. Damn. We bought some of the clay pots that you cook tagine in.

I think they're called tagines. So have you cooked tagine since then? We tried a few times and then haven't used them since. Yeah, damn. It's tough. It's tough to cook tagine. I like the feel of a clay pot, though. I don't.

It makes my skin crawl. It makes my skin crawl. It makes my skin crawl, too. It makes my hair stand up. I like it. You're allowed. You're allowed. All right. You guys ever make like a clay in art class?

Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah, dude. Pinch pots. Scratch. Ash trays. Oh, yeah. They call them ash trays when you guys were younger? Yeah, we made ash trays.

They called them pinch pots when I was in school. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Why? Because they just weren't allowed to call them ashtrays anymore. What is pinch pots? They were even telling us to put our pencil in it for the divots to have cigarettes. Oh, really?

Made one for my Aunt Michelle. For the death. Yeah, we had to bring them home. You pack today? Oh, my God, she does. There's nothing you could do with a pinch pot. That's why I made my godparents mugs for Christmas, and then you forget half the glazes have lead in them and stuff.

Oh, yeah. Like, oh, something you should mention maybe. Last Christmas, my mom made us all go to a gnome-making class. A what? It was like at 8 a.m. Gnome? Yeah, we all had to make garden gnomes together. Out of clay? Yeah. Oh, I love that. It was horrible. 8 a.m. Gnome? Yeah, we all had to make garden gnomes together. Out of clay?

Yeah. Oh, I love that. It was horrible. That sounds terrible. Oh, I love that. It was like three and a half hours. That sounds gross. Oh, I...

We had to make our own clay, so you had to pour this thing. No, no, it wasn't on a wheel, but then you had to do the hat, the beard, everything a gnome has. Oh, I took ceramics all through college. I loved it. I did, too. I was bad at it. Yeah, oh, I really liked it. I feel like that could be a good early date.

A gnome-making class? Not early in the day. But, like, some type of pottery. I think so. If I was a lady, I'd be impressed if a guy was like, I signed us up for a pottery class. Yeah. Fellas.

I feel like that was a standard one on, like, the show Blind Date. It's like, they would just go do pottery. That sounds terrible. It's sexual. People do stuff like that for first dates? Like things? I would never do an activity.

It stresses me out when people strategize dating. I'd say third or fourth. I think it's a good first real date. We've met each other. Yeah, you're right.

I don't think I've ever been on a real date. Ever. I think that would be a great first date if you knew the person before and it wasn't a blind date. Sasher says, let's go fuck. Figure out if these things fit.

I got a fun yak game. Yeah. Okay, so gnome has a silent G in it. Everybody has to come up with one word that starts with a silent G. And if you can't, you have to eat ten... Beans? Stella Blue Coffee Beans.

All right. Aw, dog. Where does it start? Should we spin the wheel for where it starts? Yeah. All right. I can only think of two. Shit, I have to think of...

I only have one. I can't think of any. So I'm probably... How about any word that includes a silent G? Okay. Open up the field. Makes it easier, yeah. Makes it easier.

Now I know three. Now I know one. Yeah, fuck. Any word that has a silent G? I think we all have the first, the two starter Gs. Do we? I think the same two. Hell yeah.

I want to leave it. Uh-oh. Fuck. I'll start off with... Which way are we going? We always... Spin it. Rock, paper, scissors for...

Spin it every time. No, I was just... It's a good yak game. Okay, gnocchi. Yep. Oh, good one. It's a good one. We don't have to spin it every...

Okay. Come on. Sit. Oh! Yay! Go with the common pest. A gnat. Yeah.

Oh, nice one. That's pretty much as far as I can go. I got one more, I think. I got one more that's different, but it's great if it's someone else. Hmm. Yay. I got one that's different, but it's great if it's someone else. Real G is moving silence like lasagna. I got none. I got one more. I got one more.

Same. I got two more. I'm not sure if it's a proper. Run, run, run, run. I have like 70. Got it's a proper. Run, run, run, run. I have like 70. Got it. Loney. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Okay, I did not have that one. I got some more then. I have one that starts with G. This is going better than I thought it would, by the way. Oh, I'm going to lose mine. Paradigm. Oh.

Really good. Nice. Really good. Really good. Wow, that's a really good one. Man, this game is great. What a great game. TJ. Champagne. Yep.

It's such a good game. What? Who thought of this game? This sucks ass. I have nothing. And beans, boy. And beans for the boy. I'm pretty sure you could go with

night, light, bright, sight, fight. Are you giving these two? Are you giving them? I think we should end those. I have one that starts with a silent G. I just went with night. Sight. Sight. Fight. Are you giving these to him? Are you giving them to him? I think we should end those. Sight. No, it's night. I have one that starts with a silent G.

I just went with night. I counted out ten beans for you here. He just listed off half the remaining words. You're not turning your hand enough. You need to create a flatter cup. That's ridiculous. It was flatter. Let me come up with one. You said before he said all that that you didn't have any.

Let me come up with one. I was thinking plate. You said before he said all that that you didn't have any. Well, let me come up with one. I was thinking, though. Oh. Then he listed off. You know what will help you think are those beans. I just had one. They're delicious. I wonder if they're Costa Rican.

They are pretty good. Strength in numbers here. You hear that? Sass, tag me in. Tag me in. Tag me in, Sass. I got one. I got one.

A flight. There you go he just said that he said we're wiping out all the ites what so you guys just

wiped out a whole wiped out the ites type of word yes okay well I got a different one I got a different one too everyone has one

except for you sis yeah Kate hasn't gone yet I know and I've been dying to say this alright go we'll just go in order gnarly

wow really good thank you really good thank you I know, and I've been dying to say this. All right, go. What's the start of the silent G? We'll just go in order. Gnarly. Wow. Really good. Thank you. Really good. Thank you. I thought it was going to get taken quick. Yeah, starting with the silent G feels more pure.

Pure. I got another silent G. I do, too. What? Oh. I do, too. I think I have two. Should we try to run it again?

I have a couple. Can we just go in a circle? Just popcorn around. Yeah, go ahead. Nash. Oh, like Nash your teeth? Yes. Gnarled.

Yeah, that'll work. I was going to say ought. Oh, yeah. It's not an eight. It's an ought. It's an ought. Yeah. I was going to say new, the glorified antelope type.

Oh, yes. What about nice? Is that a type of rock? G-N-E-I-S-S. There is. How about laughter? Sure. Or laugh? Yeah.

Thought. I'm going to go with thought. Yeah, baby. There you go. All right, Tess. All right, Tess. Well, I mean, we started out with saying what starts with a, now we're just doing anything with G pretty much.

I think we had to extend to letting it be anywhere in the word. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'll allow it. I do think you kind of pronounced the G in thought. Thought. Thought. Should we do the regular wheel?

Yeah. Yeah, we should. Let's do that regular wheel. Do an ad, too. Yeah. Another ad. Sass, hit us with an ad, bro. What is it? Oh, too. We have another ad. Hit us with an ad, bro. What is it?

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but they will thank you. Great ad read voice too, by the way. Really, yes. Excellent. Very nice. Sass has a good voice. Not as good as Connor. Who's Connor? Tony. Antonio.

Long arms. Tall 5'8". Yeah. Oh, yeah. 5'8 goes a long way. Toe to scalp. All right, let's spin this shit. Come on.

Almost 50%. Show me, show me dry. Oh, fuck. All right. Dry it is. Tomorrow's going to be something different, though. I ain't going to be here tomorrow. Fuck. I got to go to California

anyway. You're out the rest of the week? Yes, bro. I'm going to be here on Friday. Damn. I need you to give my presentation for me. I will if you send it to me. To ask, will you? Sure. Perfect. I need you to write it, too. I'm not writing it. Why?

Just do work. I told you I'm it too. I'm not writing it. Why? Just do work. I told you I'm done writing your jokes for you. Fuck. I'm not ready for that conversation. Francis, anything else you want to send us off with? Any more fun games before we get out of here? I had a lot of fun with that game. I'm pleased.

Yeah. With how that went. The Game Master. It's fun to tickle the old brain waves now and then. Every once in a while. I don't do it as often as I should. The game master. It's fun to tickle the old brainwaves now and then. Every once in a while. I don't do it as often as I should. No, yeah. What was that old drinking game

where you had to like, someone would say a category and you'd have to say... King's Cup. Is that King's? Like types of cereal or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're thinking of categories.

As part of King's Cup, it's like categories, right? The game was categories. Oh, of course, of course. Fair. It's like categories, right? The game was categories. Oh. Of course, of course. Fair enough. True. Well, dude, I think that we're going to have way more fun.

You think it was categories? No, no. Categories. Categories. I haven't heard of that one. It's just a drinking game where you said categories? It's actually a game where you swim across a pool. Oh, what? You know that game?

No, you're thinking of Sharks and Minnows. Is that what I'm thinking of? That's right, you're thinking of Sharks and Minnows. Is that what I'm thinking of? I am thinking of Sharks and Minnows. That shit was awesome. That was the aquatic cops and robbers. Yeah. It was kind of aquatic red light, green light, too. No, you're thinking of the wet bandits.

Sticky bandits. Aquatic cops and robbers. The wet bandits from Home Alone. Home Alone 1. Home Alone 1. Not the wholeits from Home Alone. Home Alone 1. Home Alone 1. Not the whole franchise, of course. Home Alone?

That's a... That's a new sponsor. Oh, damn. We're not going to beat that. Come back tomorrow for more of the Yak, where we'll be yakking. I'll be out, so maybe... I'm not going to yak without you. Maybe you could come back in. I'll be out, so maybe... I'm not going to yak without you. Maybe you could come back in.

I don't think Big Cat and Brandon are out as well, so we definitely need you back in tomorrow. Is that cool, Francis? I think we might be recording our podcast during that time. Damn it. What's the name of that podcast? Why was my head so gigantic there? What was that about?

Subscribe to that. What do you mean? It looks fine. Did you do that? Was there a... It looks normal. That was just how it looks. That's how we see it. How'd you do that was there a that was just how it looks that's how we see it how'd you do that every other person perceived yeah you would go there you fucking loser it looks funny big head new out as funny as fuck i like that i like you guys and we'll

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