The Yak - Big Cat's Seeking the Biggest Collab in Show History | The Yak 7-29-24

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

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Hey, Mook. Good to be back. How was vacation? It was great, dude. It was a good time. I stared at the ocean for like eight hours a day. Ate a bunch of seafood, a bunch of steak. Nice.

I was going to say the prep sheet is fucked up because it says Big Cat and Titus are back in all caps. We are. Yeah, I was out on Friday. Titus was actually out for three days So it actually is our big Wow that It's your guys big return

That is really fucked up Good to see all you guys Big Cat and Titus are back We're back I'm happy I was missed by this crew Oh Mook It just said Oh Steve

I saw you on Thursday I was actually in the office on Friday Oh, Mook. It just said, oh, Steve. Steve, you fucking. I saw you on Thursday. I was actually in the office on Friday, so I was not even for a second. But I'm back. I'm back, too. Yeah, I was out for a few days. Yeah. MT, my guy.

Mook, you caught some rays. Yeah, that's MT. I almost missed my vacation vacation what do you mean i was out third uh the friday before i left a little bit too late at ale house and i woke up saturday at 9 30 in the morning and my flight was supposed to leave at 10 a.m oh so i immediately wake up panic text my dad right away i'm like i'm gonna miss the flight he starts freaking out i open up my american app to like look to change the flight my flight was delayed 50 minutes yeah call an uber so i have five minutes to pack didn't pack call an uber it was five minutes away i throw random shit in my uh suitcase get to o'hare in like 30 minutes no line at security made the flight wow

four minutes oh i would be i would have fuck out I don't even think that would have been worth it. No. I would have given up. I was hammered, too. I woke up, like, very drunk. So what'd you pack? None of the necessities? I packed two pairs of boxers, three t-shirts, no jeans, no sandals.

No jeans for the beach? God damn, man. That's crazy. What the fuck? No jeans. No jeans. I didn't have my Carolina man. That's crazy. What the fuck? No jeans for Miami. I didn't have my Carolina jeans to Myrtle Beach. Yeah.

You were jeanless on the beach? I was jeanless. No bathing suits. How old are you again? 27. Does your dad think you're just a total shithead? Oh, he texted me. I am so, so, so, so, so disappointed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I made the flight. Because that's definitely something I would be like, what the fuck? He was pissed. But at some point, it's kind of your dad's fault. For raising Mook? Yeah. Raised the shit out of him.

He did a bad job. That's your fault. It's his fault for having Mook. Right. Yeah, that's facts. Yeah. Right. And my mom.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, more than your dad. Your dad could have pulled out. That's true. Yeah. Thank you. He had the gun. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, more than your dad. Your dad could have pulled out. That's true. Yeah. Thank you. He had the gun.

Right. Yeah. Exactly. The worst part is my dad's sober, too. So he, like, knows that I was like. For a reason or just for fun? He's just a sober man. Like, always been sober?

Since I was born. Yeah. Because he was like. Sobered him up quick. Yeah. God damn it. He saw me come out and he was like fuck yeah my life is gonna suck i better clean up yeah yeah but the the big ender to that me almost missing the flight is i woke up in a panic didn't have time to like you know do anything really so i took a piss before I left.

Oh, you didn't flush it? Didn't flush. Oh, that's, yeah, coming back to a week old piss. And my apartment is tiny. Oh. So I walk back in my apartment like Thursday at like 3 p.m. And I'm like, oh, somebody, like something died in here. Ew. It was disgusting.

Well, that's a morning after drinking piss, too. Yeah. It was a gross piss. Stunk up the entire hallway of my apartment building. So I think my neighbors were like, what the fuck is going on here? Ew. And I didn't have time to address it Thursday because we had the Laugh Factory show. Which, by the way, I heard, Steven, not nervous.

I was not nervous. Not nervous. That's what the footage will prove that. Did he kill it or was he not nervous? I was not nervous. Not nervous. That's what the footage will prove that. Did he kill it or was he not nervous? I didn't go, so I didn't see the whole thing. But from the clips, it looked like... He was not nervous. He wasn't nervous.

His delivery was on point. How did you think it went, Steven? I think it went pretty good. I think it went pretty much as expected. There were a couple small things that would have changed. But overall, I was pleased with the performance. Did you guys watch the clips? Yeah, two.

Some of them, yeah. Not all. I've heard him rehearse it to us. How did you think he did, Mook? Mook, I heard you killed it. I had a good show. It was a fun show. Good crowd.

Do you think it helps that you went up against Steven? I think it helps that I went up directly after White Sox Dave. Point eight, I heard. It was kind of easy just to go up there and say anything. I spoke with him after, or today. He said that he disagrees. He did well. We have a behind the scenes coming out.

Oh, nice. And it's White Sox Dave being like, if I get lost, I'm just going to say, how about the White Sox? And then it goes to his performance and 13 seconds in White Sox Dave's biggest punchline of the night was Nick Terrane's here that's huge then he had nothing else to say

I thought it was like okay he's going to make fun of me yeah he's setting it up like he's about to roast you yeah middle of the set like three separate times he was like Nick's here that's smart that was it well he was like let Nick's here. That's smart. That was it. Well, he was like, let's give it up for Nick. And I hadn't gone yet. So usually say that whenever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm happy you guys went out there. It's funny. Yeah, I had a good, I roasted Che, and I was very racist. And I'll say this, I went to the Laugh Factory again Saturday, and one of the waitresses pulled me aside and she was like yeah so like i was like working the barstool show and like there was one other asian person in the crowd and whenever you hit a joke about that guy steve

the entire section would turn around and point at the asian that's like when you're in like middle school and somebody in the story has your name. Steven, do you think that it was over the line? No, we were in a comedy. I thought his jokes were very funny. I told him I thought he had the best joke of the show. The one he said about me. Thanks, Jay. Did he call you a slur?

It wasn't a slur, but it played off stage. I didn't know if Steven would know. I was close. Okay. You call you a slur? It wasn't a slur, but I mean, it played off. Per se. I didn't know if Steven would know. I was close. But yeah, I feel bad for that one Asian man in the crowd. Yeah, that's tough. Tidy's house, California.

I loved it. Thinking about moving back. I love California. I have a new dream of mine. It's to be a rich white woman in Montecito. Oh. I want it so badly. a new dream of mine. It's to be a rich white woman in Montecito. I want it so badly. That's really attainable.

They have the best fucking lives, dude. Oh my God. You walk around and just see these rich white folk. Which area of California is that? Southern, but it's north of LA. Okay. It's like an hour and a half north of LA. Are the rich white women in California doing the Instagram influencer thing or are they just rich white women

on their own? I think they just do good drugs. They're just doing their shit on their own. Which that's the preferable thing. It's not like the Hamptons rich white women that have to document everything. Just go get a big ass salad and a glass of white wine for lunch on Wednesday. Oh, they're always swine drunk. Do some Pilates. Take a Xanax at

5pm. Oh my god, I want to be them so badly. Yeah, that does rock. Just like get the gossip from around, you know, talk on the phone for a while. Yeah. Oh, those phone calls? Oh my God. Those mom and mom phone calls? Are they, is this breed, are they married or what do you think?

Yeah, they're married and their husbands are working their dicks off. No, the husbands aren't loyal. Yeah, well who's not loyal? Both of them? Both. Probably both, yeah. They fuck like G-Eazy. I didn't see really the husbands aren't loyal yeah the yeah well who's not loyal both of them probably both yeah fuck like g easy i didn't see really the husbands you just kind of walk around you see the the white women getting out of the range rovers and the ladies watches and their lunch and they're

going out yeah oh my god i want it so bad and then like you bop into these little shops and they're selling like like dish towels for like 47 dollars um And there's like a story behind these, you know, it's like a store. And I'm just like, I want this. I mean, I want, I want this.

Yeah. Yeah. The interior design of their homes is like their full-time job. Yeah. They're constantly. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I want.

Yeah. So it was, it was great, but it was bad. It was, yeah, I definitely had the itch to, you know,

have a dream, the itch to move back. But, um, I had to come here and say Brandon Walker's career, as we talked about. Yes. That was part of why I came to Chicago. Yeah, we did.

So I will stick to my commitment. Yeah, I'll stick to my commitment and do that. We've got a sunk asset, and we need to figure out a way to monetize even a little portion of it. Can you please do a show with Brandon? Yeah. He doesn't know that part he doesn't know he's never he's never figured that out he had absolutely nothing before you no yeah no no he just called me once a week in a panic being like i need my pmt

what oh shit yeah i was like i don't really know what to say to that but okay was he trying to get invited on pmt no i i i think he just was like i need i need my pmt yeah why can't you just give me one of those i just need one of those someone someone figure it out if why doesn't everybody do that yeah simply yeah just do it but yeah i want to be a rich white woman too california rules and uh it's in vogue in this part of the country to shit all over california and you know if that's what if that's what makes you happy by all means do it i will not be caught doing that i fucking love it out there um i love chicago i love living here it is awesome but like i i the people that are

like california sucks is in a hellhole they they must just like land at LAX and take an Uber to Skid Row and then walk around. And I don't know how you can go visit that state and think anything other than this place rules. Yeah. If you look at all. It's so beautiful. Yeah. But then what about Gavin Newsom? Oh, yeah.

Gavin Newsom. And. Yeah. The forest fires. There's forest fires. Landslides. Landslides. Landsliding.

The encampments. Because you know how you do that? Like you mentally do that with every other place in the world where you'll be like, who would want to live in Paris? That place probably sucks. But yeah, I put a lot

of weight on forest fires. Forest fires are bad. When they happen, I'm like, see? Wouldn't have to do that here. That's horrific. Yeah, yeah it is i would never earthquakes are terrifying earthquakes yeah once every like 20 years you have a bad day california would be the best country if it was oh yeah oh yeah the most desire yeah and i don't i mean la has la and like san francisco have really shitty parts for sure um i was mostly in santa barbara

that's my favorite place on earth. That place fucking rules, dude. If you go to places like that. Carmel. It's like, why are we such dumbasses? Yeah. It is expensive as fuck. It's very expensive.

I'm back and ready to be dumb again. What do you mean? I'm just ready to say something stupid. I don't understand forest fires. What do you mean? You can't just fucking put that shit out with water um well there's a lot of forest yeah and it's very dry so it spreads fast what what you think there's like a hose that they can just yeah just like no we haven't figured out forest fires yet i mean they figured it out like they can sometimes put it out

but a lot of times yeah very bad yeah yeah there's a lot of forest okay like if a lot of trees are burning how would you put it out how would you put it out how would i would you attack it or even like what would you pitch to like if the science teams to put firefighters bust in the door right now and they're like guys we we are all out of ideas does anybody in here have an idea like there's a fucking massive yeah yeah going on we got to get them in the air with their hose. We need a fire truck that can fly. Helicopter.

Helicopter. We do that. We do that. We do that. The one that I love, I don't know if they do it with forest fires as much, but they do it for, like, crop fires, is the counter burn. That rules. Oh, yeah.

When they burn. They burn other they burn where it's going so that when the when it gets there it can't burn anything else yeah the tractors that like cut it around the fire real close yeah yeah those are awesome those are bad asses that's like that's like they fight fire with fire yeah that's like uh that's like the hunters that like mow down a bunch of deer and then they they say it helps the population. Right. And I know the science says it does, but you're just like,

so you're burning it? They're having too much fun mowing it down, using way too big of a gun. I killed 1,000 deer, and that'll help your population. I'm a hero. Huh? You fight fire with fire. Yeah.

Okay. Hey, Brandon. Hey, man. Welcome back. Brando.o thank you good to be back welcome back to you thank you congratulations on all your success at Texas State yeah you played a whole season yesterday it was too much that's crazy yeah I I likened it to uh the kid who gets caught uh smoking a cigarette and then his dad makes him smoke a full pack yeah i need a break from that game are you getting better at it yes i feel like you're getting yes but i also am like it was just too much i played for five and a half hours straight

but were you ever like this is a this is a hassle yeah oh yeah oh yeah if you watch like around week seven but are you addicted do you um do you want to play right now? I would like to play right now. That's fun. That's exciting. Yeah. But, yeah, I'm the head coach at Alabama. And that's what it takes to be great is that. I think you sold out.

What do you mean I sold out? I think you sold out. Alabama calls, you take it. Yeah. For somebody like Gus who lives on the fringes of college football. I won a national title at Tennessee and LSU. And he's going to get fired next year. Yeah. I won a national title at Tennessee and LSU. And he's going to get fired next year.

You had to build them. Alabama's already built. You're just walking into a place that just anybody can have. Flags fly forever, buddy. I don't know. I think you sold out. This ain't the Dugs I remember. I literally won a national title at Tennessee and LSU. This ain't the Dugs I remember.

Yeah, and then you went to Toledo. Yeah, so I could still go to Toledo after Alabama. Why not? Story's not written. But yeah, that was too much video games. I also woke up this morning and I felt the video games that I played, which is, that's a terrible feeling. Were you calling plays in your dream?

No, I just woke up and my hands were a little achy. My head hurt a little. And I was like, this is not good. That five and a half hour video games has taken this much of a physical toll on me. Physical toll. Yeah, it did. It took a physical toll. KB, would you like to address something that I have put out on the internet?

Yeah, I've been really struggling to breathe for the past five days. Okay. Now it's all I can think about, which makes it even worse. I don't know what's going on. What's happening? Tightness up here. Oh, I just put it out like an hour ago. Shortness of breath.

Is that what you're talking about? No. You're struggling to breathe? What are you talking about? For five days? Yes. So I'm in the best shape of my life. Oh, this got hijacked.

The only life. That's what he does. I want to put this out there just in case I need advice. I have drastically upped the amount I run per day. So maybe that could be something. So you've got to see a doctor, dude. I know. You can't breathe.

It's just, yeah. All day? You've got to see a doctor. I'm breathing, but it's fucked. What if you have a heart issue? I know. So go see a doctor. Could'm breathing, but it's fucked. What if you have a heart issue? So go see a doctor. I have an appointment Thursday. Is it when you're doing physical activity?

It's not like that. I'm 99% sure it's not serious. This is what the cancer scare was. And now I'm going to be up all night. Well, good. Fuck. You gotta go do one of those Kim Kardashian Kardashian scans where she gets a whole body scan. What did you put out on the internet?

No, I want to talk about your health issues. No, because then I'm going to think about it. It's going to make it worse. Oh, we just interviewed John Elway, and the only sport he ever quit was wrestling. Yeah. Wow. But the reason was also. It was gay?

no it was hard he was too tall he got molested there was a lot of that actually that would be a problem he was literally the only sport he told his dad he's like I can't do this

but you can't be like oh that's why I quit that's literally why he quit really? did he succeed? In life? In wrestling. I'm sure he would have been a very good wrestler. He was a world-class athlete.

Yeah. But the smelly kid ended his career. There was a lot of that. Yeah. So we got to figure that out with the sport. Especially in West Virginia, those were those big country boys. Greek. Oh, yeah.

They would all go to wrestling. Is that part of the tactic, though? Is that a tactic? It could be, right? You think some guys were like, I'm smelly. Good luck. There's something about cutting weight, dehydrating yourself that makes it 10 times worse. Yeah.

Let's go back to your health issues, though. What is going on? You can't breathe? Yeah, I'm having shortness of breath nothing crazy it's like shit that i've had before it might be like the way i'm lifting i might have like pulled a muscle or something i don't know is it just when you exercise or is it no it's throughout the day throughout the day yeah like right now yeah because i'm thinking about it especially is it like when you've been in the pool too long you

get waterlogged you know what i mean when you're like does especially is it like when you've been in the pool too long you get water logs you know what I mean where you're like does anybody ever get that when you're in the pool too long you're like struggling to exit that kind of feeling I think it's because I think I've been running a lot farther and longer than usual and that might have an effect I don't know I gotta get you we gotta get you healthy

do you know how fucked I am if you die you're gonna I don't know you can't leave nick with me and rudy that's a good point that's a we'll have to get a lot of ads on that first episode oh my god yeah just a year's worth of ads yeah just be honest no i can't die you can't you cannot die you're you're in the really you're in the can't die category of this show. There's some other people who can die on this show. I feel like this is like ultra health-induced issues. You're too healthy.

I'm very healthy. It kind of sounds like you're just bragging about how far you can run. It sure does sound like that. How in shape you are. Well, I'm trying to find some oddity. You're only out of breath because of how far you run now and how incredible. Well, that's the only major life change that's happened to me when this started. Are you taking supplements and stuff? Like, are you taking stuff?

No. Are you running hard or are you just scrolling? No, it's just long. But are you out of breath when you're sitting? Like going upstairs? Give us some deep breaths. Honestly, talking about it now is making it better because I'm realizing how silly it is.

Yeah, you're out of breath when you run for a long time. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah. You basically came in here and you're like, yeah, I've been deadlifting 500 pounds

and my legs are really sore. I'm worried if I'm going to die. Finding out you're a human one of you guys yeah tell me i'm gonna be good you're gonna be good all right now that helps i've been thinking about that because my a buddy of mine had a he has to get a heart valve and he like found out like it was one of those things that they caught early and it's like am i am i doing like having money like shouldn't i start doing the thing where rich guys like try to live forever should i start doing that yeah but is that gonna affect your

gambling on saturday and sunday probably but like should i start drinking baby blood and shit like that because like that you have access to i don't know i don't think so but you know that's like whatever you like super rich guys that they something flips and they're like i'm gonna try to live forever yeah yeah like i think that's like more like 45 okay i'm also not ready to crown you a super rich no i'm not i'm not i'm not even close to that i'm saying like what point do you sound like you're doing the kb thing where no i'm saying what point do you have to be like oh i'm gonna try to start living forever like the peter thiel stuff i think that's when you start realizing life rocks is when you want to start living living forever does that find you or do you find it?

I don't know. The drinking baby's blood shit. It's give and take, I think. I think it's like the people who have billions of dollars and they hit 60 and they're like, wait, I don't want to give this up. Didn't Dave do something a couple years ago? He tried. I made fun of him and then he stopped.

Yeah, he did a Grant Cardone. He actually did 10X. He bought that expensive sauna, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like did a Grant Cardone. He actually did 10X. He bought that expensive sauna, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like all those guys. Dana White did that. He was like, remember that clip where he's like, I was throwing up in my mouth every night?

And then I lost 10 pounds and I feel better. Have you at least looked online for the super expensive sauna? I feel like I'm still in that junk science category where if I look, I'm just going to find the junk part of it. I don't think they advertise the live forever stuff. That's what I mean. How do you find it? I think it's like another rich friend normally.

I think Titus is right. I think it finds you. It finds you. You're just like- But you have to put a feeler out. If I'm talking to you and you're a billionaire, just like, damn, I don't want to die. Yeah.

Yeah. Because there's people now that have been that are richer than any person has ever been in human history that we don't know they could live forever they might what if jeff bezos just doesn't die and he hasn't yet right so what if he's like 150 i feel like the oldest people in the world are little old ladies who like are lowering like lowering yeah no it's always tiny women they're like what's your secret it's like I feel like the oldest people in the world are little old ladies who are lowering their weight. Yeah, no, it's always tiny women. They're like, what's your secret?

It's like cigarettes and a Dr. Pepper. Exactly, yeah. She eats a bowl of pasta every day. She pets her cats. Yeah. Low stress. Yeah. I feel like Ozempic is your gateway to get into that circle.

Can't do it. KB's still the opposite. Can't do it. You can't do Ozempic. But I feel like once you start taking Ozempic, then you're around people that are like, you know what's better. No, but that's mainstream. They have commercials for it.

It's mainstream. Remember Stu Feiner wants to fuck that lady. Or no, wait. That's the other one. Dana Beers did Ozempic, and he's fatter than he's ever been. Is he? Yeah, Dana Beers is like. He deserves more praise for keeping up that diet.

He beat Ozempic. He still does it every week. Dude, he's like a bodybuilder. He has to bulk so hard to not lose weight. What if he's taking the wrong thing? Well, he says he's getting it from a med spa. That's not Ozempic at all. He must be eating far past pleasure.

How is he eating it? He's destroying it. He must be stuffing his face. He took Ozempic to not change. That's incredible. Yeah. What a warrior. It's impressive.

Yeah, he's just pushing himself. He's pushing himself to like limits that humankind has never known. No. He's out of breath from like eating too much. Yeah. He's not even enjoying the food, so he must be pure instinct. Swallowing carbohydrate. He's not addicted to food., so he must be pure instinct. Swallowing carbohydrate. He's not addicted to food.

He's addicted to swallowing. He's swallowing rigatoni or penne like it's pills. Yeah. He just puts a handful in his mouth and drinks water. It's an oral fixation problem. Yeah, he has Chef Boyardee in his medicine cabinet. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe we should try to live forever as a whole show.

Then you'll start like, there's so many levels that you can test, and you're just hyper aware of what's low, what's high, and then you'll never live in peace. Yeah, true. Yeah, because then you're just always, you're like, if you start actively doing that stuff you're basically admitting that that's all you can think about yeah and you're naturally you know going to decline yeah and you're just gonna be like oh fuck i am dying this is horrific

yeah because i thought about the other day when we were talking about how brandon is like at the end of his life right and i'm realistically probably over halfway absolutely so yeah that sucks yeah my life is a bit as a stretch i i had an exciting development this morning oh i added push-ups to my regimen whoa yeah so not only did i walk for 30 minutes before everybody got here i did 50 push-ups 49 push-ups 49 the ice cream snack? I collapsed on the 24th one of the second set. Where's he doing? Right over there. Can we find the footage?

Well, yeah. I did them right over there in front of the weight bench. Can we get the footage? Do you sweat? I did them at probably, I can tell you exactly when, because I started my walk at 8.08, and so I did them at like 8.07. You did them before the walk? Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. No, I did 25 before the walk, 25 after. Nice. So kind of getting in shape. So get it in now, boys. Have you guys- Get it in now, boys. Have you guys seen his walk?

No. It's quite something. He's described it to me. It sounds insane. What's wrong with my walk? No. It's quite something. He's described it to me. It sounds insane. What's wrong with my walk? It's a prison yard walk. Yeah. He just walks up and down.

Yeah, he just walks around the court. Why don't you walk outside in the morning? It's an hour of prison time. Prison yard time. Why don't you walk up the stairs, walk across, go down those stairs, and then that's at least like a... Because they're stairs. Yeah.

That would... Yeah. That's a damn shame. would be challenging i guess i could much i could have the chairs the stairs there's but it is it's a it's something to behold when you see him just pacing i'm proud of you dan dan brought in a tour i had two guys that were here to meet him one day and they stood in the middle and i just walked in and around them yep just walking around just walking around i probably got weird to those guys i was plagued with food poisoning yesterday or maybe some sort of 24-hour bug so my body's looking pretty deece too yeah yeah i was gonna say i think i dropped about 10 yeah did you vomit everything i couldn't keep me in me for seconds oh it was unbelievable both ends just yes dude yeah

it was kind of freeing i felt empty it is a good it is actually a good feeling afterwards yeah like i think i lost like seven pounds in the last two days and then you just eat like crazy i haven't i haven't got to that yet i don't trust myself yeah i think a stomach virus or a food poison like that is the worst thing that can happen to us yeah it's just well it's a it's the it's well yeah outside of life ending stuff it's the most miserable 24 hours by a bus yeah even when you think oh i'm good enough to eat now 15 minutes later it's all you're just back in the same spot you don't know how long it's gonna i think that's the most we as i'm in the situation we're in, can suffer in life. Especially if you have kids, little ones.

Oh, that would be a nightmare. Adding kids to any- Because it starts with you and it goes to them. And then, well, also, too, when you're like shitting and throwing up at the same time and a baby comes crawling in like, hey! And you're like, hey, buddy, hold on. It's tough. Yeah, I think-

Keep them out. I remember seeing my mom like sick sometimes as a kid and it was just like a sad sight to behold. You don't want to see that. It's tough Yeah I think I remember seeing my mom Like sick sometimes as a kid And it was just like A sad sight To behold You don't want to see that It's tough No

No I'm pretty sure that I beat COVID two weeks ago again No way Yeah How do you know? Well I think PFT had it And gave it to me

And then I beat it In one day You beat it? Where were you? He got some killers on this Yeah The fuck out of it I just put on a sweat

A sweatsuit at night and sweat it all out. Oh, hell yeah. Badass move. Is that like your third or fourth? I think like fourth or fifth. Yeah. No problem. I still haven't gotten COVID.

So by now, COVID's just an old friend. Yeah. My body just knows it's a hack. You had it? I've had three. I've had it twice. Twice. We did not deal with COVID properly at Barstool Sports.

Yeah. I remember observing. There was that one, the Philly house. Yeah. We had a house. Final four. Pennsylvania was the only place that was legalized gambling for the Barstool Sportsbook app, and so we had a house in Philly, we all went there to watch like three days of basketball

and we all got COVID. You're doing like the chicken pox party? Yeah, pretty much. Oh, I was. The Jalen Sugg shot, Gonzaga? Yeah. I was there cheering with them the next morning and I was just dead with COVID.

Yeah, and then we all just got it. Do you remember the emails the office used to get? They'll send your name if you were in contact with somebody but they wouldn't tell you who. Who, yeah. And so you'd have to go across the street to test. That shit sucked. That long ass line.

It's forever. Fuck COVID. There's a theory going around that no true, pure gingers got COVID. Me and Liam Blutman were exposed dozens of times, never got it. One of my boys, who's a true ginger, never got COVID. Wait, is this like a friend group theory or is it scientific? It's like four gingers that I found So that proves COVID sexually transmitted.

Yeah, I didn't fuck toward COVID at all. Did you do anything smooth on vacation? Did you bring your Xbox? What was your smoothest move? I didn't have time to pack the Xbox. Smoothest move? I would go to the hotel bar by myself and sip Pinot.

That's not smooth. And I would tip the bartenders a lot. Depressing. Was that a girl bartender? Yeah, and a guy. And you really sipped? I sipped. Did you spit game?

Or did you? No. No game. What did you do? Just watch the TV? Yeah, I would go solo to the hotel bar and, like, watch whatever was on. That's a perfect day for me. Yeah.

Did you gawk bikinis? Is it smooth? Dude, it was. What's smooth? What was the talent down there? It's not smooth. It's not smooth. It's a nice day.

I was thinking. Did you hit any holes in one? Like a putt-putt course or anything? Did you start talking to the females as you went along? Did you see Mark's sister? Yeah, did you bump into my sister? That would have been smooth. I did not. Did you share a hotel room with your dad?

No, we got two separate. So then the smooth move would have been just getting in a bathrobe and jerking off with all the lotion. Yeah, that's smooth. That's a smooth move. Yeah, at a hotel. I'm the smoothest man on the planet. That's all I did.

That's the smoothest move you can do at a hotel. Yeah, no, the demographics there at the resort I was staying at was a lot of older families and families with young kids. So I was just solo. So families. You did. There was forever a moment of older and younger families? Yeah.

There was no medium family. It was old people and then young adults with kids. Was this just a hotel, though? You called it a resort. It was a resort. Did you get a massage? No. Read a book?

No. Eat at a restaurant on premises? Yeah. Okay. You have good lobster? Good lobster, good crab cakes, good shrimp, good fish. Was there ever like a football being tossed and there's an overthrow and it bounced your way? You picked it up and instead of tossing it to the nearest guy, you're like, you know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to fucking launch it to the... I didn't have that. You never had that? I didn't have that. Did you ever see catches jumping into the water and catching a football? Me and my dad were fucking up some waves. There we go. When you come out of the waves, you flip the hair a little bit and stuff.

I don't look good. That's not smooth. Milk sent me a picture of okra. Did you like it? I love okra. Did you ever do meals on your own, or was it always with your dad? I would solo. The first day, I was there by myself.

The last day, I soloed dinner because we were both full from lunch. Did your dad have to go do drugs a lot? Is that what your vacations were like? Yeah. Where were your vacations as a kid? One time we went to Destin and we all went down there, me, my mom, my sister, and my dad. And only me, my mom, and my sister made it back. He got arrested.

The risk you take. Yeah. Yeah, my dad doesn't do drugs. He does Jesus. Really? Yeah, he's like up at 5 a.m. doing Jesus stuff, like dad doesn't do drugs. He does Jesus. Really? Yeah, he's like up at 5 a.m. like doing Jesus stuff, like reading the Bible and shit. No shit. Did he go to church on vacation?

He did not, no. Does he try to like push some Jesus on you? He doesn't like push it on me, but it's encouraged when I'm home. Got it. To like show up and go. What if you say like, oh my God, in front of them? They don't like when I say God or Jesus. Jesus Christ?

But we say fuck at the dinner table. Okay. Yeah, but we can't say Jesus. Yeah, it's not a sin to say fuck. But yeah, the vacation was like extremely uneventful. It was just a lot of like, we got to the beach at like 10 a.m., didn't leave till five or six. Went out to get a great dinner. How did you not get burnt to a crisp?

You keep your shirt on? Umbrella, shirt on. You go in the ocean with your shirt on? I bought a surf shirt at the hotel. A surf shirt? Yeah. Did your dad pay for everything? Yeah.

Okay, nice. Yeah. I saved money. It was nice. Sounds nice. It sounds like a good vacation. It was a perfect week. Yeah.

This is a great vacation. Yeah. week yeah it's a great vacation yeah by the way wednesday we have potentially the most famous person ever doing the gauntlet oh famous person ever ever for the gauntlet oh famous person ever the most famous person who could possibly do the gauntlet can Can we guess or no? Athlete. Athlete, yes. Quarterback? No. Training camp, dude. Learn football. Come on. Yeah, come on.

God damn it. That was so stupid. Aren't the Bears in training camp? And you're really dumb. Are they retired? Wait, are they retired or are they active? Think what can make an athlete the most famous. Sex tape. No.

What sport they would have to play. Jack Buller. Soccer. Yeah. Soccer. Messi. No. Ronaldo. No. What sport they would have to play? Soccer. Soccer. Yeah. Soccer. Messi. No. Ronaldo.

No. Mia Hamm. No. Landon Donovan. No. David Beckham. No. Freddie Adu.

No. Wayne Rune. No. Is he American or foreign? Not American. Not American. Ronaldo. No.

Messi. No. Pele. No. She ain't American. Hope Solo. No. Not American. Not American. Ronaldo. No. Messi. Megan Rapinoe. Pele. No. She ain't American. Hope Solo. No. Not American.

Maradona also dead. And maybe he's not that famous. Not American. Fuck. Shit. Well, hold on. Sergio Ramos. Zaha?

What do you think? Zaha, you should get this. Zidane? I mean, there's a billion soccer players on the planet. Yeah, but they've named a bunch. Mo Salah. There's a billion left. Wayne Roney. All right, they've named a bunch. Mo Salah. There's a billion left. Wayne Rooney.

All right, give me a clue. Is it English Premier League or? Jimmy Tarr Berbatov. He played a little bit in the English Premier League. Wayne Rooney. There's a Pulisic. Olivier Giroud. No.

Didier Drogba. Who else is American? Shaqiri? Zlatan. Yes. Zlatan. Who says Zlatan? TJ got that.

I know. That was Mook. He's going to run. He's going to steal that. No, that was TJ. Oh, okay. I got it. Yes Zlatan Who says Zlatan TJ got that I know That would be amazing That would be awesome That was Mook He's gonna run He's gonna steal that No that was He's gonna kill Malasek Oh okay

I got it Yeah no he's gonna kill Malasek He's gonna kill Malasek He's gonna kill Malasek Does Malasek know this No Oh let's go Yeah

He's not gonna show up to work Yeah he might not This is awesome This is amazing I told I mean I hope he He's confirmed to come. He's just checking to see if he's down to do the gauntlet.

If he doesn't want to do the gauntlet, I'm just going to have him take shots at Malastro. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm dead serious. Is Zlatan Ibrahimovic? Yeah, yeah, that guy. Okay. He really might be the most famous. Are you doubting?

Yeah. There is no way. Well, there is a way, but that's shocking. Why? He's a bad boy, right, Zlatan? Zlatan is, yeah, never mind. Let me not spoil the show. I mean, the guy is God.

He's God in our world. No, he might be like top ten most famous people on earth right now. Yeah, I'm very excited. I hope, again, I hope the plan is that he's going to come in. PFT's out this week, so he's not going to come on PMT,

which is unfortunate, but I was like, yeah. I think they're playing a friendly at Soldier Field, right? Oh, yeah. He's the man. What team is he on right now? Bloody eye.

Are they on tour? Milan. He was on AC last year. I don't right now? Bloody Eye. Are they on tour? Milan. He was on AC last year. I don't know if they're here in the States, but that's crazy. Yeah, I mean, he's on tour or something. Can I see a picture of him? Yeah, he's hot. He has some all-time quotes.

Yeah, because he's cocky. Yeah, he loves himself. Oh, long-haired guy. He's a black belt in taekwondo. No, he's an awesome dude. Yeah, so I want him to just fuck Malasek up. Yeah. Malasek's in the chat.

He said, what the hell? Are y'all coming to my house? Yeah. And that also is Wednesday. Can we get Zlatan up? Yeah, can we get Zlatan up? Yeah. I was going to skip the Yak Wednesday so I could make sure the house is tidy.

Nah, you can't skip Zlatan. I probably could. Nah. So y'all are coming up? Yeah. All the weather's gonna be perfect. 89 degrees on the lake. Che, you gonna be late? I will be there. I will be late. We gotta get you on

the boat. And the grill. I will be on the boat for sure. I should be there like an hour after you guys start do you need me to bring anything like chips or something like a bag of chips or like some hot dog buns or something like that no okay hey did you tell mama that i'm at alabama now oh i did not you gotta tell her i'm not gonna tell i'm gonna tell my mom she doesn't care i'll text her oh she definitely you got her? It's going to be huge. You text her. You text her. Yeah, I'm excited to go to your house, Brandon.

So we're going to do a regular yak, and then the finale of the yak we're going to get on the boat. All of us. No way. Are we going to be able to still record while we're on the boat, TJ, or no? I mean, my concern is that if it sinks. Well, what if we just bring a, what's it called? A Zoom recorder or whatever the fuck they're called. For audio? Yeah.

Like you just get the video of us going out on the boat and we just have like podcast equipment. Yeah. If we sink, somebody's going to get out. Yeah. Yeah. But there's only like, we could have one mic. How much do those Zoom things cost?

A couple hundred bucks okay so that's fine we're not if we're not gonna we're not gonna sink if it sinks it's gonna sink at the dock right yeah it's a big boat we put it in a plastic bag we put the zoom recorder in a plastic bag and we'll we just make sure we don't lose it just like we're not gonna lose the key we're not going to i think you should take the boat out to the middle of the lake, and then one by one we kayak out there and get on. So that way the sinking happens in the middle of the lake for dramatic effect. Otherwise, if we all get on it at the dock, it's just going to sink right there,

and then we're just going to jump off real quick. I want to simulate panic. Yeah. Wait, TJ, can't we use those clip-on mics? And there's 12 of us on the boat? Is that how many we're getting? 12 people, yeah. And there's only 10 life jackets. Yeah.

I love that idea. That's a great idea. Those clip-on mics, we could... No, it's not 12 people. You could just video us, right? Yeah, it is. And we could be mic'd up? Yeah. Okay, so that's good. I mean, listen. It's 10 people. Tell Jordan if we mess up any of the equipment,

I will pay for it. Okay? Okay. You said the boat weight limit's 750. The boat says 750. All right. So, Kate, how much do you weigh? That's 300.

Like, what? Wait, what did Kate say? Nothing. I weigh, like, 70 pounds. Dan, that's hot. Yeah. That's so hot. She's, like, pounds. Dan, that's hot. That's so hot. She's like 75.

Drop five, then hit me up. Okay. Okay. Working on it. So 750. It says five people are 750 pounds. Oh, boy. Wait, how much? Well, we're double people.

What if you and I have our feet off the edge? That's not going to help. Yeah, if we put it in the water. Not going to help. The water will hold it. That's not going to help. Yeah, if we put it in the water, the water will hold it. That's not going to help at all. I'm down to hang on the end of the boat. This boat is just going to sink right down. It's going to be so great. When you weigh yourself, what's the first thing you do?

You take off your clothes. You get naked. You might have to crowd the boat naked. I want to keep the boat. If it sinks, we'll still be able to lift it up and get it out. It's not going to sink and just be gone forever. It would be funny if there was just a tip of it. There's a Brandon Walker shipwreck.

If the boat sinks, I will pitch in to get you a better boat. How much is the boat? I mean, I won't say how much it costs. Why? A couple grand. Really? Yeah, a couple grand. I don't think so. Yeah. I'm sure I could. For that ding it costs. Why? A couple grand. Really? Yeah, a couple grand. I don't think so.

Yeah. For that dinghy? It's not a dinghy. It's a three-seater bass boat. Yeah, we're going to see it. But we'll then recover it. It's going to sink for sure. It's not going to sink.

You think we can get it on Google Maps, Mark, the shipwreck? Yes. I bet you we can get it. Yeah, the wreck of the Brandon Walker. 4.8 stars. You haven't named the shipwreck? Yes. I bet you we can get it with a PDF. Yeah, the wreck of the Brandon Walker. 4.8 stars. Do you have a name for the boat? No. Do you have a name for the boat?

What? We've got to name the boat. I'll bring a bottle of champagne. You don't name fast boats. Yeah, we'll christen it. We've got to smash a bottle of champagne. Wait, do you have to go down with it? Yes, he does.

Yeah. Yes, he does. You just got to stand in the water forever. How deep is it at the center of this lake? Like eight to ten feet. How deep is it by, like, does it get deep fast? No, it's probably like knee deep to the end of my dock and then like waist deep for a while. So then we'll be able to save the boat when it sinks.

What if we just didn't sink it? I don't think, Brandon, 750 pounds, we're going to be double that weight easily. Easily. No, I think we're going to be triple that weight. It's like the grocery store, right? The meat goes out on October 28th. You can eat that stuff up to November 1st. Nick, what do you weigh?

170. 170. Brandon, what do you weigh? 265. I'm going to give myself 245. We gotta even it out too. You're right. 170. Alright, we're officially over.

Clocking in around like 180 right now. Titus. I'm probably too... Kate, did you make a noise for Luke's weight? I'm insecure about my weight. Kate, what do you weigh? I was on vacation. 135. I'll lose 10 in... 165. Kate'll lose 10. Zah?

165. Kate loves to sneak. Zah! You mother... Che? Oh, man. 205. TJ? 185.

150. Oh. See, that's not bad. That's only... You gonna make a comment? How much is it? Only 1,200 pounds over. Wait, is that everyone?

Yeah. Yeah. It's Tommy Only 1,200 pounds. Wait, is that everyone? Yeah. Yeah. It's Tommy. Oh, and Tommy. That's like 65 pounds. So we're at 2,000 pounds. And what's the max? 750?

We're at a ton. We're at one ton. One ton? The max is 750? 750. Wait, max is 750. Max Delente or max weight? Yikes.

Well, what's the most a boat's ever had over? Oh, there's been cargo ships that have been loaded down. Right. They're fine. It's a law of buoyancy. It can't go down. TJ, look up if the max capacity weight on a boat should be actually adhered to. Yeah, how strict.

I do think if we even ourselves out the right way, we'll be fine. It's all math. Where your light is close. Me and you have got to be on opposite ends of the boat. Okay. Can you swim? How much wiggle room you got in terms of

how deep the boat can go before it starts taking on water? This is going to be so funny when it's just like the seventh person that gets on, it's just going to start spilling over. How high does the hole go, Brandon? It's going to sink so fast. Not very high. You've seen it? I know.

I'm just asking. Well, we need our fishing equipment, too. A tackle box. Yeah. Well, we're not going to put that stuff on there. And podcast equipment. And sandwiches. You're going to take the chairs out?

No. Oh, yeah. What if you take stuff out. You're going to take the chairs out? No. Oh, yeah. What if you take stuff out of the boat? There ain't much to come out. I'm so excited. We're going wheel to one by one, right? Yeah, we're going to just keep going on. Like an interval, like five minutes.

Yeah, test it out. It's going down. Should we maybe wheel for order of people that get on? Yeah, we should. We absolutely should. Oh, whoa. What? Beautiful.

Who cares? Fair. That should ease your mind. All right. Here's what it is. Sink a boat. If it it starts sinking we have to bail out no we have to sit in it and get it and sink it

and then we bail it out it's a pride thing you gotta go down I'm gonna jump off and hit the propeller the problem is if we get on at the dock it's like a foot deep there so if we go a at the dock, it's like a foot deep there. So if we go a foot deep, we're just stuck on the ground.

That's what I'm saying. That's why I think we go out in the middle. I think we get a little kayak, and each person has to kayak. How does the kayak get back? There's two people maybe. Do you have a paddle board? I have two kayaks, a canoe, a paddle board. Oh, so the canoe.

Yeah, I have a canoe. Yeah, so the canoe goes out. One gets... Oh, if we take it out, we'll figure it out, man. Just don't sink my boat. Should we go out? Don't sink my boat. Should we pre-tie it to someone's car when we have to get it out? Oh, that's a great idea.

On a really long rope. Yeah, a really long rope tied to one of our cars, knowing that we'll eventually have to get it out. That actually is a pretty good idea. That's a great idea. Run it all the way to the front yard. Yeah. Like a 150-yard rope.

I forgot. I forgot. My wife said y'all actually can't come. Okay. Oh, no. She said that last night. She knows I can. Oh, man.

Walked into that one. This is going to be fun. Yeah, it'll be fun. It's going to be so fun, Brandon. Going to get y'all a bunch of Antioch pizza. Yeah. We'll fire up the grill for... You said at one point that

Tiny Jake Art might grill for us. I don't know if he'll grill, but he'll come over. Yeah? Great. Me and Art sat on the porch for a couple hours Friday night. Is Art a bald man? Huh? Is he a bald man?

That's how I see it. Does Art have a boat? No, he has a swimming pool. Oh. He's on the other side. You can't have both. What? No.

What if we try to get on the boat in the swimming pool? Oh, that's a great idea. No, it's not. Yes, it is. That's way safer. How are we going to get the boat over there? I don't have a trailer. Carry it like a carousel.

12 people. The boat's in the water already. Okay. But we could easily just lift it up no we couldn't 12 people can't no there's no way that boat weighs how much that boat weigh um it's significant we could carry it we can carry can i add a thing if if we can all get on the boat we can't get off until we catch one fish i love that but we can't use a fishing pole it has to be like no gun like a string or a spear gun or like that's the way you get off you have

to catch a fish you have to catch everybody has to so we're all fishing at the same time it's a great idea we're adding we're adding too much we'll spin a wheel to see what you have to catch the fish with i feel like we're adding too many wrinkles. It's going to be almost nighttime at this point. And it's going to be a three-second segment. Can I come up early and fish? Yeah, sure. Come on.

Yeah, and I'm going to plant a St. Jerome's Bible somewhere in the lake. We're all going to bring goggles and see who can get it first. Find the Bible, yeah? What's a St. Jerome's? What is a St. Jerome's? That's the variety, I think. One of the varieties. Wait, can everyone swim?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Whoa. What? Barely. Oh, no. Oh, fuck.

I haven't learned how to kick the feet. That's key. It's all up her butt. Huh? I just could never figure it out. A lot of big part of swimming. Yeah, I can't really swim. I'm pumped for the paddleboard.

I can float. Yeah. You're pumped for the paddleboard? Yeah, dude. I love messing around on those things. Go for it. Stand on her. That's about it.

Just bought my canoe last week. You can do knees. It's all canoe at a yard sale. Is Tommy doing Joey After Dark tomorrow or no? No. Wow. Did you ever find out what the idea was? Yeah. Was it appropriate? It was Wow. Did you ever find out what the idea was? Yeah. Was it appropriate?

It was fine. I just didn't like it. I just didn't want to expose Tommy to the chat. Got it. That actually is a very, very smart move. Fair. Like, I like Jerry, and if it was recorded, maybe, but. Live.

You don't want it on the chat. Yeah. Yeah, he was going to teach him how to use power tools. Oh, that's the second idea. Oh, what was the first idea? Smarter than a fifth grader. Jerry or Tommy? I don't know.

But I didn't want to risk anything. That's very... There's a fifth grader in the fucking Olympics. What? Really? By the way, do we... There's not an age limit? Are we supposed to do something?

We were. My event hasn't started. We're supposed to become pros. I think my event's over. I dropped my wrestling in the other day and nobody really reacted to it. We got excited about that and then it just...

Hassan Al-Zahni. Wait, was your surfing, Titus? It was and then I got it stolen. I was surfing. That's in Tahiti. That doesn't count as the Olympics. Chilling in Tahiti. I don't think surfing should be in the Olympics anyway. They had some sick games though. No, I don't think so either. That's in Tahiti That doesn't count as the Olympics Yeah they're chilling in Tahiti Yeah I don't think Starbucks should be in the Olympics anyway

They had some sick games though No I don't think so either That's awesome You see the guy's butt? Yeah He was just floating above Yep Whole butt out

So yeah the women's skateboarding was won by a 14 year old Oh Shit 2012 And there was also an 11 year old competing in it that's fucked up that's yeah she's 11 right women's equestrian has a 69 year old competing wow that's beautiful that means i watched i watched i won't live there yeah well yeah it's the palace 70 year old can compete then what is the competition

China's ping pong team I think has like A 68 year old lady Or something Like a super old lady Wow Cause that was the most Impressed I was

With any sport Ping pong That I've seen so far Did you see Anthony Edwards Challenge our team He was risen him up Yeah he was risen him up Big time

Big riz To uh There was a clip of him Risen with the US ping pong team. Yeah. Do you see them serve? No.

It looks like they're summoning a spirit. What? It looks really crazy. We can't show any clips. They got bloodhounds. There was, it was funny.

Hold on, I gotta find the tweet. Fuck. Can you find the Anthony Edwards risen him up? It was on the bus, right? Yeah.

Did you like the boat entrances? Yes. It was fun. It was a good idea that wasn't as cool as I thought it was going to be.

And what, ping pong? Actually, this is perfect. I got some people talking about they're going to beat me in ping pong

21 to0. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I'm not having it. I'm not having it. 11-0. I'm scoring one point.

One point. I'm scoring. I mean, there's only one way to try it out. Okay. How? When are we going to do that? Whenever. But then there's a quote, dude, I just sent you, TJ, that made me laugh a lot.

If you can pull it up. There's one word you can't say, but I think the person who said it can say it. As long as it's profile pictures. I can just say it, TJ, if you don't want to show it. Oh, yeah, see? Seeing how this move is going to end up with a few more Heinz words and comments. Does it classify as eugenics to want Olympic athletes

to have sex and make babies? Is that technically? Yeah. It's a common thought we all have. I mean, they do all smash. Why don't you guys just fund that? Why don't you just walk and create super babies? But I feel like that's a slippery slope.

Do we have any Olympians that were conceived at the Olympics? At the Olympics? Has to be. Current Olympians? They gave out 300 Olympics. At the Olympics? Oh, current Olympians? They gave out 300,000 condoms this year. Which makes sense. Just a bunch of people who are in the best shape of their life. Horny as fuck.

Which country do you think is fucking the most? I think it's like Australia. The people who don't know about China. Yeah, Sweden. Sweden's always the hottest. India's got to be causing problems at that village. I don't think there's a lot of Indian athletes. No.

Some of those boats were like, there was three countries in one boat. They had a metal and air pistol. Have you seen air pistols? No. This shit looks like, they wear this cyberpunk inspector gadget Apparatus on their face

Crazy pistol And then it's just like portly Korean girls Who wear a shirt and a t-shirt Shorts and a t-shirt Yeah world class athlete But it is impressive Oh look at that That's sweet

I didn't know air pistols were a thing Now is that what they have to wear on their face or are they wearing that because it makes them better they have to for safety I think could you like blow a hole in somebody's leg with an air pistol I don't know what an air pistol is

I didn't know how do you get into that your parent has to do it right that's the only way you get into these things i think also there's a lot of these countries that like state funded they figure out like china figures out what sport they can get the most medals in well some countries pay a fuck ton for medals right right doesn't like you like 35 grand for a medal and i think we're winning as always metal metal count not gold yeah most gold. We only have three golds.

Yeah, we're under Australia with gold, I think. Australia. Australia's beating us in gold? Yeah, they do good in swimming. They'll fall apart. They did good in canoeing. China's a problem. China's a problem. Yeah.

China's a big problem. So now there's just like Japanese middle school girls. Oh, what the fuck? Yeah. All right. But, I mean. We're alive. We're all right. We'll. Oh, what the fuck? Yeah. All right. But I mean. We're alive. All right.

All right. We'll stack medals and track. Yeah. Yeah. Who, is anyone like stealing the show? I haven't been like tapped in. Women's rugby. Alona Mar.

Yeah. No, the swimming cap guy. Bob the Cap-Gunner? Yeah, yeah. He stole the show. Yeah, what was his, is he a lifeguard? Yeah, he just goes and gets the swimming caps out of the pool you think the speedo for him was necessary it's europe yeah it's europe i also we're not

showing his uncirc dick we're woke on it and we think that he might be a plant what by who does any is there anyone in france named bob wouldn't they be ro Robert? Do you see the nerdy glasses US gymnast dude, the pummel horse guy? Yeah. And he's like, it's his turn to go and he takes off his glasses and he's cross-eyed. He goes up to the pummel horse and you're like, oh no. And then he just

fucking crushes you. It's the most impressive thing you've ever seen. A little bit zesty, but I'm into it. That pummel horse guy. You're not allowed to show any of theesty, but I'm into it. That pommel horse. Those guys are... You're not allowed to show any of the highlights either. I wish we could

because he goes on one hand. He, like, takes off and he's on one hand and he's just spinning around it without touching anything. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, let's see how this... I had Quigs make me a video. Let's see how this goes. Are you guys pumped about Robert Downey Jr.? Oh, yeah. What is he doing? Iron Man again or something? He pumped about Robert Downey Jr.? Oh, yeah. What is he doing? Iron Man again or something?

He's doing Doctor Doom. Doctor Doom. Hell yeah. It's awesome. Here's the thing I don't understand. So he took place of a guy who beat his girlfriend? Jonathan Majors. Yeah.

But Robert Downey Jr. He did some coke issues, right? I think he might have had more than that. Yeah, his were a long time ago, though. Oh, okay. Right? There's statute of limitations. I can't wait to see his video. Let's see how this goes. In my head, it's really awesome.

So this was just a germ of an idea you had, and you said Quigs. I had it in my brain. I said, Quigs, make it a reality for me. Mm-hmm. I have not seen this video. So if it's not good, your brain is to blame. No, that's 100 on quakes okay yeah no it could fall flat very easily hold on let's do game time game time or no better help

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It worked. That's good. It worked. Fuck yeah. It worked. That's going to go crazy. It worked. They all have their own logos now. That whole family. It worked. Fuck yeah. It worked. That's going to go crazy. It worked. They all have their own logos now.

That whole family. Individual logos. Yes. Okay, credit my brain. Send it off. Is that Big Justice? It's BJ, yeah. BJ.

That was BJ? Yeah. Wait, what's the dad's name again? AJ. AJ. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm happy my brain came through on that one great job quakes yeah why didn't he get the job new Dr. Doom what should I send the tweet which I say um Dr. Boom no Dr., because that would give it away. Oh, duh.

Saw this coming a mile away. Or just like, yeah, this was the obvious choice. This changes everything. I'm excited for the new Marvel. Is that what it's called? The Dr. Doom reveal. Yeah. Can't say I didn't see this coming. Dr. Doom.

Or if you feel like people are just going to see it and think you're posting the clip, you should just be like, ah, fuck. It's going to do fine. Caption doesn't matter. I don't think it's going to. Now your brain's getting in the way of your brain. I'll bump that shit. I don't know what to say.

Doctor Doom. Steven. brain I'll bump that shit I don't know what to say dr. doom Steven do wait wait till the end three crying laughing emojis Or Dr. Doom reveal who did this. Skull emoji? Yeah. Yeah. Skull emoji. Okay. But do you want to actually trick people into thinking it's real?

What? Oh. No, I don't think anyone's going to. Okay. Did you think? Did you? Watch it again. Did you think people Are going to think that

I think people Think anything's real Yeah I think you can get anybody Alright Dr. Doom reveal Who did this This is nerve wracking guys Hope this goes well

Let's put it out there You'll do fine I'll bump it little bro Thank you. I might respond, Big Cat and his flop era question mark. I was not here the first 15 minutes. Did you get to

take stock of Che's stand up, Big Cat? Yeah, he was not nervous. At all. I wish we had a do-over about that. What do you mean? Well, Friday we talked about it and we showed it and we all laughed and had fun. Afterwards, I texted Nick and I said, why did we all act like we liked that?

That was terrible. He wasn't nervous. He was calm and prepared. So you're saying he was terrible? Yeah, I think that what I saw was terrible. What is this that's fair comedy subjective so maybe it doesn't it's not do we have a clip that we didn't watch can i see one sure you see yeah i can't speak to it i haven't seen any glenn powell also those jokes

those jokes weren't written for you but also i thought we're putting the whole thing i thought nick wanted to put the whole thing out but if not then i feel like it's better in a cohesive story lows yeah callbacks that's very mean of you brandon to put the whole thing out. But if not, then... I feel like it's better in a cohesive story. True. Callbacks. That's very mean of you, Brandon. There are callbacks. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm okay with Brandon not liking it. Che showed up Friday and the first thing he said was White Sox Dave was fucking terrible. He was.

Okay. Ask anybody that was there. Che was better than White Sox Dave. Yeah. I just feel like we were overly effusive with the praise on Friday without really busting your balls about it.

That's fine. If you didn't like it, that's fine. White Sox Dave was horrible. I stand by that. Okay. Nick just said he was not nervous. That's cool. That's good praise.

I'm still nervous up there. You get nervous, Mook? Only for those shows because so many coworkers are there. Yeah, it's a nightmare. Otherwise, I don't feel anything. Oh, it's going. We have liftoff. Is it going crazy?

I gotta see this. I just doomed my pants. Oh, wow. I just doomed my pants. Yeah, big justice. They're going to be in a movie at some point they yeah they'll have a cameo in the next deadpool at minimum i love that i love the people tweeting like you know big justice has joined hamas yeah that's always funny aj has been assassinated that's always funny. AJ has been assassinated. That's not funny. Big Justice booming the Twin Towers. Yeah. You ever see that one?

I sure didn't. It seems like it's down my alley. He's just stomping on it. Are there kids who like him? Like, I really like his content? Yeah, dead in Gaza. Yeah. That's funny.

Could they host a meet and greet? Yeah. Oh, yeah. At a Costco? Could they sell out a theater? In where? In Florida? North Jersey, I think they could.

Where are they? Here, yes, if we promote it. I think North Jersey. They could come to Chicago and sell out Zany's a couple times. Yeah. Is their audience just people like us, or we're just enjoying this ironically, or is there- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

There was no way any human enjoyed that most recent Provolone what did you say y'all say I haven't seen the pro alone sucks dick what is the provolone you haven't seen the provolone oh yeah I mean they were bound to miss eventually we need to get they will eventually be on this show yeah I'm calling the shot it has to happen. Jason Pancake Wambaugh posted that we talked about him on Instagram. For sure, for sure. Jason P. Cake? The kids love when they do yum, boom.

I'm going to ask Tommy if he knows who it is. I'll show my kids tonight. I bet you they hate it. I'll show my kids tonight and see what they say. What's that smell? It's a piece of provolone. I'll show my kids tonight. I bet you they hate it. I'll show my kids tonight and see what they say. Can you do an audio? What's that smell? It's a piece of provolone. Cousin Angelo, what's that smell?

Provolone. Cousin Angelo, what's that smell? Come on, Angelo. He's just mid-lap. It's a piece of provolone. Cousin Angelo, what's that smell? Provolone. Cousin Angelo, what's that smell?

This shit sucks. It's so bad. What's that smell? Imagine if you guys are in this cousin angelo hold on what Sally's that smell the piece of problem it's starting to get good now smell it smells like ass problem cousin and what's that smell problem cousin angelo what's that smell this kid's crazy who Who's Jersey Joe? Jersey Joe is a dancer. Cousin Angelo, what's that smell? Yo, Cousin Angelo, what's that smell, buddy?

What's that smelly smell? It's a piece of provolone. What? Is this never stopped? I don't understand. I want this to go on forever. It does. Cousin Angelo, what's that smell? I feel like I'm in hell.

Cousin Angelo, what's that smell? Whoa, Angelo. It does. I feel like I'm in hell. This is hell. Whoa, Angelo. What's that smell? It's a piece of provolone. Do kids like this? No. I'm texting my cousins. Tommy doesn't know who this is. What's that smell?

Provolone. Hey, Cousin Angelo. What's that smell? It wasn't me. I sprayed. It's a piece of provolone. Oh, my God. Cousin Angelo, what's that smell? Provolone. Cousin Angelo, what's that smell? It wasn't me. I sprayed. It's a piece of provolone. Oh, my God. Cousin Angelo, what's that smell?

Provolone. Cousin Angelo, what's that smell? This is terrible. Yo, Cousin Angelo, what's that smell, bro? It's a piece of provolone. What is it with everyone and this piece of provolone? I don't fucking get it. That's awesome.

You guys joined them. That was unsettling But also they still kind of got me But does that get kids attention? I think in a certain range, yes I think if they had a meet and greet at the American Dream Mall in North Jersey I think there would be a line I think it might just be us

Can you show your kids the Provolone video tonight and film it? I'll show my three and a half year old They're going to want to kill me I think it might just be us. Can you show your kids the Provolone video tonight and film it? Yeah. I'll show my three and a half year old. They're going to want to kill me. Get a fuck you dad from them. I think my kid would be confused. I think he'd be. That was torture.

Yeah. That was Guantanamo level shit. That hurt. Is that like Cousin Angelo? Is that him trying to do his own thing? You think there were soft launching cousin angelo there yeah i think it was a way for them to show all their logos yeah i don't like it getting highly produced i think they got to keep the production level down

aj creeped me out just laughing through it yeah yeah that's there's going to be a i want in one of those videos though i did said all that we were in it if we were in that we would save it we got probably yeah all right you know what let's i'm gonna hit him up yeah yeah yeah we're those videos though. I did. We said all that. We were in it. If we were in that. We would save it. We got it. Yeah. All right. You know what? Let's I'm going to hit him up. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. We're going to say you want to collab with the act. Let's see. Let me just get one in me. All right. They are Angelo.

They might be too big. All right. What is what if there's what's that smell? It's their supply. Who? Question. Yeah.

What's their follow? Like, how big is the following now? All right. AJ and Big Justice, which I say you down to you down to collab with the act. question yeah what's their following like how big is the following now all right uh aj and big justice which i say uh you down to you down to collab with the yak that good followed by who glenny i want them in studio glenny was probably geeking at the provolone say anything else you down to collab with the yak yeah leave it open-ended

all right let them write it yeah you guys are passing followers the Rizzler past them yeah oh they have Rizzler I still like it's meritocracy I don't know if I use that word okay I texted my cousin that's in eighth grade he said I said do you like big justice he said yo bro he's really cool him and his dad AJ get a giant boom I go like for real and he says I'm for real they both getoms. But is that your cousin being ironic? That's what it is. I think that's what it is. Kids from the comment section being in on a joke.

Yeah. But I, I think he, like, I don't think he's like actively talking shit on them. You know what I mean? Yeah. They're not hating.

I don't think they're hating. I think they're like in on the whole bit. Kids got to be in class now. Just yelling at teachers saying boom or doom. Just buzzwords. Yeah ohio all that shit ohio ohio is a thing yeah it's a state no it's more it's more it's bigger than a state it's uh it's uh yeah time I ask, I regret it. So you know what I'm going to do? I regret knowing.

Keep it moving. Kyle, which of these facts surprise you more? India, a nation of over a billion people, has won as a country 10 Summer Olympics gold medals all time. That's crazy. Or the chocolate chip cookie is not even 90 years old. Whoa. That's crazier. What? Two facts cookie is not even 90 years old. Whoa. That's crazier.

What? Two facts I learned in the last 24 hours. Both of them blew my mind. Crazier. That second one can't be. Chocolate chip cookie is not 100 years old. Chocolate chip cookie is younger than Anthony Hopkins. All right.

When that came out, it had to have been incredible. What a drop. Wow. Is that verifiable? And India has half less, I don't know how you'd say it. They have 10 gold medals. Michael Phelps has 23 or something. That's insane too.

Because it's not like they're all like super underdeveloped. It's like they have some. I think there'd be like one guy. Well, was there? There's'd be like one guy. Well, was there? There's got to be one guy. Yeah. I think there'd be one guy. One super Indian.

Yeah. Who's she? Oh, she's the... She ran the Toll House. Wait, that was an actual restaurant. Yeah. Yeah. Blew my mind. So it's not even 1938 yeah even 90 years we had hasn't even begun to peak like this is we're still in the infancy of the

chocolate chip cookie what was the first was oatmeal raisin what was the first cook you would think chocolate chip was jugger cookie. Aren't Oreos mad old? Oreo? 1920. Oreo before chocolate chip? But wait, wasn't Hydrox before Oreo? How the fuck is that possible? How would they make an Oreo before? That ain't, that's impossible. You telling me the dudes weren't munching on chocolate chip cookies like 300 years ago?

You want me to shrimp fry this rice? Well, chocolate can't be that. No. Because it's like bitter. When did they first start getting it good, though? Chocolate's been around forever. Chocolate, right around. In the Amazon.

Right around floors. But sugary and good like that? Persia. Damn, that first cookie must have been awesome. What are those cookies right there? Thumbprints. Thumbprints. This is a classic.

What is that? I've never had a thumbprint before. Sweet treat in the middle. I don't want anybody touching my shit like that. Is the print still on the... You make a little divot, like in mashed potatoes where you put the gravy, but you put

something sweet in the middle instead. Huh. I know nothing about cookies. Cookies came to America in the 16 middle instead. Huh. I know nothing about cookies. Cookies came to America in the 1620s. Huh. You should make it out of order where the guy is like a burglar and he just leaves behind thumbprint cookies

by accident. We'll do it right now. He's a burger and a baker? He's a burglar and a baker? Yeah, and he's just like really meticulous about not leaving any fingerprints, but a thumbprint cookie fell out of his mouth. That's what got him. That's what got him. The evidence.

That's funny as fuck. He's like going through all the cookies that he had before he went. He's like, I have my chocolate chip. I have my Oreo. Oh, fuck. Where's my thumbprint cookie? Banger. Oh, man.

This is how we do. Brandon, I got a gift for you. That just got dropped off. Oh, yes. What? I got a gift for you, too. What? What do you got for me?

You guys are doing gifts? It's a box of pens. Oh, fuck yeah. Can I see it? The box of pens? Yeah. No, because you're just going to throw them. I want to see a pen.

Crack them in half. I want to see a pen. Put them in his ass. Can I see a pen? My Muji pens? Yeah. So I will either pay you for the Muji pens or you can have this mystery gift. Well, the pens cost me eight bucks.

Can I see a Muji pen? Connor, bring me my box of Muji pens. I'll go. Connor, fetch me those Muji pens. There's a box on my desk. Are they good pens? They're the best pens. They're sharp.

0.38. They're sharp. 0.38. They're sharp as hell. 0.38. You'd think 0.5 would be the smallest. Like those uniballs? No. No. 0.38.

I want a Muji pen. Well, you said last week you had ordered me a gift, and now it's here? Yeah, but I kind of want- I would like the gift if you ordered me a gift. I want you to guess what it is. Oh, wait. Hey, I have a question. A slip and slide.

Before we do that, did we hit wheel reset on Friday? Yeah. Oh, fuck yes. Wow. It was amazing. Okay, keep going. Whoever guesses it gets it. Okay.

Using yes or no questions. Well, they bought the gift for me. Is it wet? No. Is it food? No. Is it a picture? No.

Is it a book? No. Antique? Nope. Is it a dildo. Is it a book? No. Antique? Nope. Is it a dildo? No. Sports related? Nope.

Wrestling related? Nope. Can you eat it? Can it fit in your pocket? No. Those are good pants. Guys, I'm begging for one yes here. Tungsten?

No. Is it a thing? Yeah, sure is. A person? Yeah. Can I wear it? No kind of could you set it on top of a bike seat and it would balance and probably yeah a trophy no statue a bus you gotta take the wax off no is it a an action figure yeah is it a starting lineup? No. Is it Hulk Hogan? Is it an athlete?

No. Funko? Is it a musician? Yes. Is it a country singer? Nope. Is it Andre from OutKast? No.

Is it Jada? Corrupt? Is it white? Oz? Huh? Is it a white man? Yes. Me?

A singer. A musician. I just want to get it. Keep thinking. Is it a favorite of Brandon's? Is it Justin Timberlake? No, probably not a favorite of you. That's a pretty good pen.

That's a really good pen. I like it. Let me see what you wrote. You wrote, test. This pen is cool. Kill Brandon Walker, that fat bitch. Yeah, that's a good pen. Yeah.

Musical. Elvis Presley? Oh, he's not in here. He's a good gift giver, too. He's one of the best. One of the best I've seen. Very thoughtful guy. And if he ever gives me a gift, like a trip to Australia, I would definitely go.

Oh, to Perth or something? Yeah. Because that is thoughtful. That's really nice. Randy, I saw that you retired. From physical activities, yes. What about summer camp? I'm a captain, so I assume maybe I can just delegate.

No, you'll be competing. So that will be your retirement. That'll be my retirement tour because I did announce my retirement after. But you're going to be upset when you then don't get invited to do stuff. No, because last year me and Hank sat down in New York, and he said when we go out there and we do these things, I want you to be the commissioner. I said, I want to compete, man.

Don't do that. And he was like, you can be the commissioner. I said, I want to get my hands dirty. I want to do the basketball. I'm going to do all this. And he was right. This was over $100. Just more Muji pens?

Is it? No, no. I saw it, and I thought of you. No, that's fine. No, no. I saw it and I thought of you. No, that's fine. No, that'll break the tape. Oh, it won't. I got it. You got it?

I was expecting it to be way bigger for over $100. I've never gotten a Nick gift. Yeah, you have. Yeah, you have. Plenty. Like my third week here, I got you a Burger King uniform. That's true, you did. You got him something

in this office I remember. Maybe. It was a lottery machine. Oh yeah. Yeah. I got you a bingo thing. Oh yeah you did. I like buying gifts. Be careful with it.

This is anticlimactic. I saw it online and I thought of him. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. I'm sorry. this is it's anticlimactic I saw it online and I thought of him oh fuck oh yeah yeah worked I'm sorry fucked him up I was about to turn him over

there at the end I don't think you were could've just fucking oh man could Kyle kill you he went with it I think I announced

my retirement seconds after that happened yeah is this Jamiroquai yeah oh take it out what does he sing I think I announced my retirement seconds after that happened. Yeah. Is this Jamiroquai? Yeah. Oh.

Take it out. What does he sing? Virtual Insanity. I just, yesterday, I play music videos for my son and all that, and we just watched that. I forgot the video ends with blood leaking out of the room behind him with cockroaches. I forgot. It was like a darker. I didn't know he was white. Virtual insanity.

Have I ever mentioned Jamiroquai at all? No, but I figured. Do you like Jamiroquai? Apparently, it's a very good model. Does he only have one song? Cantite from Napoleon Dynamite. Oh. Which song is that?

The song from the dancing montage. Yeah. Yeah, I got the extended hand. Why does he have so many hands? You can do whatever you want with it. That was over $100. This is for ages 15 and up. Yeah.

Why does he have so many hands? Some Olympians can't fucking use it. Why was that so expensive? I don't know. Does it look great? It's got a lot of Japanese lettering Yeah ma'am You're welcome

Thank you I bought you this pack of very very useful pins Thank you One short I don't understand why he has so many pins Why does it have other Post-Jamaica dolls do I believe Dan thinks this is his gift

Well do you like them more Does it have a little Moving floor You can slide them around on How's the model look Virtual insanity Like is it high quality Oh there we go

I switched out his hands Oh now he's doing the Oh he's doing nothing Juvia flinching Oh shit Is that white power He got you Wait can we zoom in

Is it like Gotcha Oh he's pretty good Is it pretty good Yeah he's pretty good. Is it pretty good? Yeah, he's pretty good. He's pretty detailed. You can tell it's expensive. Okay, that's what I want.

Careful. Did you snap his head off? Head's off. Is there another head? He's got another head. Oh, he's got another head? It's a backup head. Put a hand in there.

That's a backup face, not a backup head. Oh, did you pop the whole head? Put a hand in the... Yeah, but the head can go away. Make him a hand man it's actually fun to why does he have more shoes I don't think

shoes would be better than hands I don't think I ever would have guessed that in a million years I don't know who that is is he still making movies what's he doing now he's pretty good it's a high quality figure without doubt I don't know who that is. Is he still making movies? What's he doing now? He's pretty good. He's got to be old. Pretty. It's a high quality figure without doubt.

I would go in the $70 range for that. It was over. Play with it. I will, but. Yeah. Wow. That's where I got it. But why?

I saw it. Oh, it's on sale. Oh, that's what all the hands are for. Do you want to have a gift-giving competition? Sure. I guess I'm in first. The pens are very useful. Well, look at that.

Fuck. It's kind of sweet. It is. Gift week. Oh, wait. Jamiroquai is a band? No, just a dude, right? It's a band. Well, who's jamiroquai is a band no just a dude right it's a band well who's that i

thought it was a band that's jk oh acid jazz oh they're british it's a band am i a video game company listen man i just saw it in the thought of you but yeah all right bringing him to your Listen man, I just saw it in the thought of you Yeah Bring it home to your youngest That was a great gift

Thanks, I'll get you guys When I see something that reminds me of you guys, I'll snag it It's fine Damn, it's mad I just, Jamiroquai is my favorite You do talk about him a lot I don't know why I thought of Brandon first. I literally...

You just went to the sphere for him, right? Yeah, they're my one-one band. And I always knew it was a band. What's their second best song, Dan? Dude, Napoleon Dynamite. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh.

Sorry for disrupting the show. I just got there. I didn't want to waste... It's a good-ass figure. It is a good-ass figure. Is it? Yeah. He can do a lot. I just got there. I didn't want to waste it. It's a good-ass figure. It is a good-ass figure. Is it? He can do a lot. Put new hands on.

How high do you think we could drop him? No. We should do something with him. Yeah. Let's drop him high. Let's test him out. Or throw him. Could you think we could throw him?

He can go on the boat with us. Let's throw him. That's going to be overcapacity. Just throw him the length of the court. I'm not throwing this $120 action figure. Do we have the clip of Brandon doing push-ups? Yep. Yes. Brandon, you knew you were going to be

on camera. I feel like I'm fine although my first set I remember thinking I don't think I'm going all the way down here. Oh no. Anything else you want to get out of the way? No, I'm fine with my push-ups. You usually do them with no bottoms. I'm fine with my push-ups. He lets his them with no bottoms. I'm fine with my push-ups.

He lets his dick touch the floor. We have a camera up there? Look at him. I think I picked up these at first. I had to stretch myself out a little bit. Oh, there we go. Stretch the shoulders out a little bit. Oh, boy.

Yeah. What if it was just Brandon making out with the cleaning lady? Did two of those. I think I might have just. What would happen? She just walks over there. They're sucking face. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. On the bench, dude. I got my hat on to keep my hair out of my eyes. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh. Stretching out a little bit. Yeah.

It's like that Paul Ryan photo shoot. Yeah. Yeah. It's the old put your foot up on there. Yeah. It's just kind of. You're not really stretching anything. Yeah, I stretched that one out a little bit.

Now we're ready. We're just diving right in. Okay. That's not a good angle. Nope. Oh, that's all the way down. Damn. It's pretty good.

Looks good. I think I knock out 20 here, and I give out, and then I do five more. And then you just go. Was this right into your walk? So I did 20. Oh, hats off. And then the walk, and then you just go it was just right into your walk so i did 20 and oh hats off and then the walk and then 25 after the second 25 i knocked out all at once except i did pass out at the end of that one i'm impressed brandon i thought this was gonna be sad but you have this walk tj well why i don't know i just want to show them what it looks like i do a lot of different

loops i i sometimes i do straight floor sometimes i do that side do you ever like jog a little bit Why? I don't know. I just want to show them what it looks like. I do a lot of different loops. Sometimes I do straight floor. Sometimes I do that side. Do you ever jog a little bit for a second? No. Oh, God. I guess every now and then. God, no. Am I walking yet?

Yeah, there you go. There it is. There I go. This is the beginning of his walk. Are you counting how far you're going in any way? Are you tracking it at all? I just time it at 30 minutes. Instead of time.

Hilarious. Are you listening to music? No, I'm free balling. You're raw dog. Look at him. There he goes. So there I go. This goes right around the court.

Yeah. I thought I went faster than that today. I get going faster. How many laps do you do? I don't count them. A bunch. Whatever you can do in 30 minutes oh you're going on the yep i go all the way around you get sweating you're going really slow uh right there i'm going slow yeah right there this is i agree that that's that looks slow is this just like an extension of your personality like you're just nervously

pacing but you're just making it into a workout which was no that's smart i i would like to work out i'm not in good enough shape to work out i have to start walking 30 minutes a day i know this struggle and to try to get myself in position today i finally felt comfortable adding push-ups it's like taking prereqs before you can take a main class. Correct. I'm building up to where I can actually start. I'm proud of you. I appreciate that.

Yeah, thank you. Do you feel better? I went to the grocery store this weekend. And I got some protein powder and some other stuff. And I have a wife and four kids. And one by one, when I brought the groceries home, they all individually came up to me and said, are you working out now? Are you about to work out?

Whoa. When do you start working out? Well, it's tough to hide a protein powder. Is this the second group? Because I pass out at the end of this. Do you think you'll lose your sense of self if you get jacked? When I get to 24, no. Okay.

Inside, I'm already jacked. Remember when you had that trainer for a week and you wouldn't eat the hot dog? Oh, that was a low point. It was Mike. He was a good guy. All right. I don't know if the 25th one counts. Is this all you prepping to cheat?

Oh, you're with the cleaning lady? Yeah, it's my cheating on wife plan. Yeah, that last one I just laid down. Oh, jeez. Yeah. So if someone walked in right now, they'd just be like, is he dead? Yeah, and then I – Oh oh you're still yeah at some point i roll over to try to get up and then i just lay on my back for a minute he's pulling a sandlot oh my god brandon this is you're in trouble you need

you need to get you a life alert are you dizzy uh no i'm fine i just am tired my body is is i'm resting right there guys okay we should probably have one of those heart chakra machines. Yeah. A defib. Guys, I'm trying to better myself. I'm in for it. All right. Now we're going to get up and...

Oh, no. I couldn't make it. Oh, no. I just got to roll over. Oh, no. Listen, I'm all for you bettering yourself, but you have to admit it. It is funny when I come in early and you're just pacing. This is me bettering myself.

I'm proud of you. That's me on the cross. I'm noticing. Yes. You're smarter. You're a wealth of information these days. Thank you. You're more social.

You're complimentary. You're chatty. You're very chatty. In person and via text. I like it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I have been active on text.

Sounds like you got your testosterone back. It's getting there. Are you fucking pulsating? Are you rock hard? Not right now. Later? Or ever. Oh. Went to dinner the other night.

Had dinner. How's your dynasty going? I'm at the end of year three. The recruiting has turned around top notch. We're getting five stars by the... You played at Heisman yet? Huh? No. Oh.

Because I like to play... Loser. I play to enjoy the game. I don't play so people can tell me to do a blind play. I play to enjoy the game. I agree with you. Yeah, so... The chat just bullies you.

I don't... Yeah. That's why I don't want to sit there and get my brains beat in. So I'm enjoying myself. Mississippi State is beating the shit out of everyone. That's how everyone playsies you. Yeah. That's why I don't want to sit there and get my brains beat in, so I'm enjoying myself. Mississippi State is beating the shit out of everyone. That's how everyone plays the game. Right. Everyone online decides they have to judge everyone else.

It's very upsetting. Heisman, when I first started it, was impossible. Now that I've played it probably 150 games. 150 games? I can probably handle it, yeah. How many games are you ripping a knife? Well, in that dynasty, I'm at like, I guess the end of year three, so I'm at like 40 games in of that one.

But I played – I bought my friend Derek an Oklahoma PlayStation 5 so we could play. Oh, have you been playing with him? Yeah. Are your kids allowed to like interact with you when you play? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, we have – Tommy, at the same time I got my game, he got God of War Ragnarok. Oh, nice. And I walked in the other day. We got it about a week and a half ago. Oh, no. Are you beefing over the console? No. No, we have two consoles.

Oh, thank God. Nothing better than a 45-year-old man beefing with his young son over the console. Tommy said he beat God of War Ragnarok, and it was like, we got the game a week and a half ago. Do you think that's possible? Yeah. That he beat it in a week and a half? Summer, yes.

Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Summer is, yeah. All right. Just throw yourself into it. I didn't believe him. Why?

Does he, was he doing it to get another game? No, he just said, oh, dad, I beat it. I said, beat what? He said, the video game. And I didn't believe him, but if you guys say it, it checks out. Does he beat the main storyline, or does he like 100% it and get all the collectibles? When he says beat it, it just means the main storyline? I would think main storyline.

He's a beast. That's probably the only one we can have. I can't play those progressive games anymore, because the last time I tried was Red Dead Redemption 2. Progressive? I was laughing. There's a lesbian in it. And I started the progression of it,

and I got, like, you know, your first three missions. And when I went to bed, and I assumed Tommy during the middle of the night because when I woke up that morning, I turned the game on, and I was wanted for murder. Oh. And Tommy had gotten on there and just went to town. Yeah.

I have a friend from college who still is convinced that I deleted his baseball season when he was like game 100. I bet you did. I did not. I swear to God. You probably did. No, he's an idiot and he got drunk and deleted it himself. Was it funny that it got deleted to you?

He was mad. You were probably laughing. I'm not fucking. Did you think it was funny? No, I didn't think it was funny. That's 100 games. Looking back, is it funny? Is it funny think it was funny? No, I didn't think it was funny. That's 100 games. Looking back, is it funny? Is it funny?

It's funny that he still holds a grudge 20 years later. I would hold a grudge over that. But it wasn't me. I would admit, don't you think a guy like me 20 years later would have been like, yeah, I did? You couldn't accidentally have done it? No. Didn't you accidentally sim a week, like last week? Yes.

Those are totally different things. Totally different. A sign science slip of the thumb. I wish I had done it. Oh, fuck. Yeah, because then I could be like, hey, after 20 years, like, you were right, I did. But I don't, I can't in good conscience say that. Write him an essay about what you would have done if you did do it.

Yeah, write him an essay. Yeah. Like OJ. If I had done it. If I did it. i was the role of watching the friend play video games you are i would watch my boy uh play splinter cell from friday after school until sunday morning just tear up his carpet you would just pull out a board yeah mind numbingly bored i was doing but i didn't want to disappoint him because he was having a blast and i would just watch that guy's important there's always a guy that's want to disappoint him because he was having a blast. And I would just watch. That guy's important. There's always a guy that's just watching.

I loved watching him have a blast. And I bet you he offered you to play, but you weren't very confident. I was not good enough. Like, you know, as a pleasantry. Like, do you want to hop in real quick? I can show you. He's like, no, I like watching and giving advice. Like just being your support.

Yeah. I had a pissy hissy and stuck this um automatic paper towel dispenser never works at my gym bathroom so today I just you had a pissy hissy stuck my hand up and it gushed blood your hand oh yeah you got two bands from a little pissy i was so mad i'm so tired of holding my hands up you have genuine anger give me paper and it never works you attacked a paper towel machine this morning up and then it gushed blood and i had to fucking and i bought a protein shake with a bloody hand. Did that get paper towels to come out? No.

Did anyone see this happen? Probably. Are you sure it's an automatic one? Yeah, I'm sure. Because that would suck. It's like an old school one. You'd be just as pissed. Keep holding your hands.

What the fuck are those ones that are reusable? Oh, yeah. You'll see. Awful. Golden Chopsticks on the island has one ones that like reusable? Oh yeah. You'll see. Awful. Golden chopsticks on the island has one. Reusable? Oh yeah. You put it back? Yeah. No it's like a one big loop. It continuously sucks back in. Yeah. It is

disgusting. Ew. You haven't seen those? No. You haven't. Huh. Awful. Have you Brandon? No. Oh jeez. I get pissed. Yeah. Those suck. Yeah. Awful. Have you, Brandon? No. Oh, jeez. I get pissed. Yeah, those suck.

Yeah, those are gross. Ew. Oh, yeah. What are those? What the fuck? Ugh. Actually, it spins and wraps itself up. I'm not really sure why this isn't in every single bathroom.

Shut the fuck up. God. It's a haunting bathroom. Fuck you, Big Bird. Is it clean? I think you have to... It the fuck up. It's a haunting bathroom. Fuck you, Big Bird. Is it clean? I think you have to... What other videos does Big Bird have? Yeah, let's... Yeah, say fuck you. Possibly we could...

What other videos does this guy have? 18,000 views on that, by the way. He's cracked the code. We might just have to re-upload that as an anus. Fat Boys Love Donuts. He's got a video from years ago with 25 views. You might want us back.

Fat Boys Love Donuts. Whoa, whoa, I want to watch that. How to convert an M40 into a bong. This rocks. How many views? This one's not enough. 2.4k. Great intro.

Oh, he's good. Oh, cool. Dude. Hell yes. This guy's a legend. Hell yes. Are we ever going to get out of the intro? This is the second intro, I believe.

Thank you, TJ. What? What was that? Oh, shit. Oh, it's law. This is unnecessarily cinematic, isn't it? How funny would it be if this is like a well-known person? Yeah.

This is like J.D. Vance. This is very... I don't know if I'd be able to do it based off this. He's not really explaining it at all. There's no how-to. Like, what is that thing? This is just him flexing that he made a bomb. How the hell would you even try this at home?

Seems like a lot of pieces you have to have. Of which he's told us nothing. I mean, it goes hard, though. It does. I gotta see him hit it. Oh, jeez. Wait. I gotta see him hit it. Oh, jeez. Wait, this looks really hard. I like that he's married.

Okay. Oh. Heineken At this point you can just buy a bong right Right Yeah just smoke a joint Oh Oh here we go Oh Oh yeah Big Bird Yeah Oh, here we go. Oh, yeah, Big Bird?

Yeah. He crushed that. What a guy. Big Bird crushed that. And then in a short time was still... Oh, they're fucking... Making it look cool. Yeah, let's smoke the spray paint. Yeah.

Probably not great. Let's hire him. Now that looks cool. Oh, fuck. Wait, it did end up looking awesome. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Shout out Big Bird. It's also like such a funny piece to have like in your house. It's like this just ends the night. You want to come over and hit this? Yeah. Best use of a $380 gas mask. Hey, Brandon, did you do the DraftKings ad read? Man, nobody better than me.

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your popcorn it's showtime on draft kings casino it's a shorter ad oh yeah i got through it though you nailed it thank you kate you're welcome means a lot i missed you brendan all right i tried texting you you answered back a couple times yeah you texted me and i texted you back every single time no i sent you i sent you a clip from ncaa 25 you didn't respond yeah i didn't Yeah, I didn't watch that. You didn't watch my clip? I didn't. No, I – We bonded through text on NCAA 25 or college football 25. I think I was playing at the time, and I was like – Don't have time for that.

I put it down and never came back to it. That's fair. I didn't even – I forgot it existed until right now. I played for 12 hours on Friday. Would you like to watch my faces and watch your clip? Yeah. Titus, when's your next game? Today, right after this.

You should just run all glitch plays. What are the glitch plays? There's a glitch play that works every single time. Is it the Tennessee playbook one where they – No, it's like a throwout that you just get 20 yards every single time no matter what. Okay. I think I'll be – I was really bad the first game.

I think I'll be better the second game because I now realize that if you throw to anybody who's not wide open, it's an interception. Correct. Yeah, and I didn't think that that would be the case. Nope. In game one. That was pretty sick. Sick clip, yeah.

That was pretty sick. Sweet clip. Just a good well-timed spin move and juke into a spin move. I've been putting work on the sticks. Boom. Oh, that's pretty good. Boom, boom. What school are you at?

UCF. Moved them to the SEC. Pretty sick, right? Yeah, that was pretty sick. Can you just move them anywhere or do you have to get accepted? You can do anything. You can change the conferences. So are people done with Madden now?

No, I think Madden's going to drop in a couple of weeks. Because they probably had to improve knowing this was coming. I bet it's going to be sick this year. It's all the same. Same company though, right? But they got – Jay, have you seen the new Madden, how they're all moving at the snap of the ball and all that, and they have realistic player movement now?

No, I mean, they've always kind of had that, but no. What are they doing? The in motion and then like lead up to the line? Yeah, I didn't know this was going to go well for you. No, well, he's wrong on this. I'm not talking about like motion or anything. I'm talking about like individual linebacker movements, like faking a blitz and looking actually realistic with it.

I'm a big Madden enthusiast. How do you not know? I haven't played the game in 10 years. He's not a big Madden enthusiast. Former Madden enthusiast. Former Madden enthusiast. Why haven't you played in 10 years? I don't have the time to dedicate anymore.

I used to play like 30 hours a week. 30 hours? Yeah. Wow. Are you sad about that, that you don't play as much or is it like you've come to grips with your life your own mortality phases and now you're in a new phase different phases yeah but yeah i mean it's fun as hell do you think you could buy it and play like eight hours a week i wouldn't want to play and not be like really good that's i mean that's great.

This is what all athletes struggle with. Like, as soon as he knew that he couldn't give his all to the game, he replied. Go out on top. Yeah, go out on top, though. I appreciate that. You're not going to half-ass it. Thank you.

Yeah. There's no middle ground. It's 30 or zero. Yep. No, there's no middle ground. Substantial middle ground. Brandon, you have no problem just going out there and sucking. I like to enjoy what I enjoy.

Yeah. Steven, he's not going to go out there if he can't give it his all. I just don't think you can call yourself a Madden enthusiast if you don't play Madden. Former Madden. Former Madden enthusiast. Yeah, that's fair. Former Madden. Anyway, you should look at the new footage because it looks pretty awesome.

Steven, what's up with you? Are you thinking about changing your length of shorts? No. You asked, what is the best length for shorts? I figure it's a potentially divisive topic. Che, are those the transition lenses? Yeah. What?

What the fuck was that I don't know I got a couple pairs of glasses I don't know if I'm wearing that's the point I was trying to make cause I've seen you multiple times since then and you haven't really been wearing the transition lenses everyday so the video that you announced I'm transitioning you didn't stick to it

well I bought transition lenses but yeah I got a couple other pairs I'm not just to throw the other pairs out. They're still good. So you didn't transition to the transition lens? Yes, you're not a transition lens. You didn't transition. He's transitioning to the transition. But he's not because he's still wearing his other ones just as much.

You had a phase. But it's a slow transition to the new transition. But he announced, oh, I just made a transition. You think he's transitioning for attention? He came out with it. You think he's not truly? I don't think he's completely transitioning. He's just doing transitioning for attention? He came out with it. You think he's not truly... I don't think he's completely transitioning. He's just doing it for attention.

That's what I think. Wow. I mean, I don't think you should speak on other people's bodies, Brandon. Wow. Shit. I forgot you guys were beefing, yeah. Always. There's always a...

It's like a... That's nothing against Brandon. That's just a general rule of... Yeah, no. This fire is always burning between these two. Che, do you use the Notes app? Sometimes, yeah.

For your stand-up, don't you? Yeah, for that. Why? Oh, no, we gotta watch the whole thing. I would say it's my fifth most used app. What? Can you check? I don't know. What your most used app what can you check i don't know what your most used app is twitter is my number one youtube you don't tweet i like looking at it youtube probably two

yeah i feel like an alarm the clock i use it every day every day my bedtime fan i use it every night i use the notes app every day though same every day My bedtime fan I use it every night I use the notes app Every day though Same Notes app Might be my number one Controls

This is Hmm Yeah Thank you Che Thank you Che Alright should we spin the wheel? Che what's the last note you took? Che can I read your text?

Blind scroll down and then. Last note I took. What's the text? That was supposed to be a trans joke, not a fat joke for what it's worth. What joke? He just texted you that a second ago? Wait, what was the joke? I don't even remember.

You shouldn't be talking about people's bodies. Oh. Because you're trans? Oh! Oh, okay. I didn't think it... I thought you guys all took that as like a... No! Oh, like transition... Oh, shit. Like the transition sunglasses could have meant something else. I didn't think you were making fun of his body.

I didn't think it was a fat joke. And I did 49 push-ups this morning, so... I didn't even think about that. That's good. That's video evidence. You're jacked now. That's what they say. That's what they say.

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Absolute pro. bro nailed it brina what's your physical check-in for yourself like to see if you still have it is it push-ups like what when you're like yeah um like i want to make sure i'm i'm not a i'm not completely falling apart so i got a few push-ups and then say being i'm all right being able to do 20 push-ups and then say, oh, I'm all right. Being able to do 20 push-ups, I thought I was going to be able to do like eight. Yeah. So that was good. But really, the most alarming thing was the baseball a couple of weeks ago. That was bad. Were you very sore?

Well, I was sore, but I – You hit the least amount of balls. Ten years ago, I would have crushed that, and I would have been hitting balls a long way. And I had the least – the slowest exit velocity. I had the shortest home run. I had all of that. And that's not – that didn't feel good.

I missed doing that, but I had an idea over the weekend to get us back out on the baseball diamond. Yes. Go on. Jerry has to break Ricky Henderson's single season stolen base record. Love it. 131 stolen bases? 160, I believe.

In one season? The record's 130. Yeah, and guess what? The record's 130. I'll bet you $1,000. And guess what? I'm not going to bet. What, Kyle?

Guess what? Yeah, buddy. He played longer in the league after the record. I know. That's crazy. It's 130 big head you can look it up all you want so how would we go about that record 30 is the record uh we'll we'll all play the field uh that would be fun yeah yeah so we'll catch pitch second base short

stop oh and it would be even more entertaining than home run derby. And I think, yeah, and I think he has to get, like, every time he gets thrown out, he gets minus two. But won't we know he's stealing every time? It'll also kill him. Yeah, no, it will. He's so tight. Sliding? Yeah, no, he's going to be dead.

So is there a batter? Yeah, we could, like, simulate the game a little bit. Yeah, we could. This would last too much. He could just be all-time runner. All-time runner from... And simulate a game. Play like a... Yeah. On a little league field, it wouldn't be too much. He could just be an all-time runner. All-time runner from... And simulate a game. Play like a...

Yeah. On a Little League field, it wouldn't be too bad. You could do it in softball. We could play a softball game. Let's play a softball game. He's got a steal. Yeah. That's fun.

I think it would be harder on a Little League field to get him out. No, easier. Sorry. Yeah. Because the throw's shorter, too. The throw's shorter, yeah. Yeah, he'll die doing this, but it'll be fun to watch. Well, maybe the ball is, like, greased or something.

Maybe we grease Jerry. Slippery ball. Jerry's greased. Ooh. Yeah. Maybe make it a slip and slide. Let's have him play the Cal Ripken Iron Man streak. Have him play 8,000-some games.

Have him come to work. 8,000 days. Come to work every day. Yeah, this one's going to be fun. We've got to figure out how he can do it and not die, but I think it's more just going to be he's going to die. Yeah, he's going to need, like, knee pads. Yeah, maybe we make it a slip and slide at the end.

Yeah. Because then there'll be some funny, like, collisions. Yeah, someone's getting fucked. We got to figure it out. Yeah. I still want him to do the Barry Sanders. What one's that? Just him trying to break Barry.

Well, no. Who has the rushing record now? Single season. I don't know. All right, let's just say it's Barry Sanders. We just all put on pads and he just- Tackle. He has to get like 2,000 yards

that would never happen who would that be harder for? everybody everyone would be very hurt but Jerry would be the worst we just kept on hitting him like playing tackle football yeah yeah

padding up I mean him running 2,000 yards yeah it would be much harder for him but it would be much harder for him. But it would be so funny. Just getting two yards over and over. Yeah.

Yeah. Let's do it. Yeah, why not? Can you fly out some guys? Yeah, let's just. Well, no, I think we have to do it. We'd have to play everything. Yeah. We'd switch positions,

but he just has to be all-time running back. I don't think everything is built for a longevity stream. This would kill multiple people. We would physically die if we played tackle football. Tell me it wouldn't be

a great stream. 200 yards would suck. Yeah, you just make it 200. I think it sounds a lot of fun, but I think I have something that does. What's the single game record? Three something.

Putting the pads on would be so much fun. Yeah, I mean, we should do all these. We should do like what's the most amount of hockey fights in a season? We just actually fist fight Jerry. You just want to fight now. Yeah. Are you trying to kill him so you're not fiscally responsible anymore? Although I kind of would be still until his son was 18.

Yeah. NASCAR crashes. Yeah, these are all. Yeah, NASCAR. Listen, just endless ideas. You have to admit, just fucking blowing uperry over the middle would be awesome he's a small guy like no he would drive his head into your stern right up you would pass he's gonna deliver a lot of punishment yes but he would be gassed after like two runs i think he somebody

tears an acl i mean the sloppiest video ever made it would be so awful to watch. No, there's so many records. We could break David Carr's record. The biggest part. Sacks. That's fun. Yeah, so we just sack him. That's fun. The biggest punishment you can give Jerry on that stream would be

if he's like his own 20-yard line and nobody tackles him and makes him run 80 yards straight for a touchdown. And then when he comes back, he's gassed and you just tee off on his ass. Yeah. Or we could do like a Devin Hester kick return stream. Yeah, now that I'm thinking about it, I don't know if Jerry could do 20 100-yard runs. Correct.

No. That's what I'm saying. Just running without tackling. What if you did? He did the marathon. You could just let him go. no no that's what i was saying just running without tackling what if you did what if you did you could just yeah we could just let him go what if you just called it like the greatest football game ever played and he has to break like every record yeah one game every so he does all the kicks all the sacks all the rushing but it's just the one game record because that feels

yeah two thousand yards ridiculous but a few hundred wouldn't be too bad. And then kick all the field goals. Devin Hester kickoffs is a fun one. Yeah, that would be fun. Kickoff or punt returns. So, yeah, he's got to return that amount of kicks. Yeah, I mean, he's going to the Hall of Fame this weekend. What? Hester?

I'm sure he is. Oh, I thought you were talking about Jerry. No, no. Jerry is not. Jerry is 100%. Well, he could be if he gets a record in time. Jerry's being inducted into the crack cocaine hall of fame. Yeah.

He probably could. Yeah. It's a good run. All right. Well, we'll come up with some ideas. KB, we could splay to one. Yes, we could. You don't want to splay to one?

I don't know it. Oh, we could do the John Elway challenge. We could see if Jerry could get stinky enough that one of us quits. That's so disrespectful. I thought he was going to be too grueling. It's too physically demanding. It's how stinky can Jerry get. Yeah.

Yeah. A stink challenge. Yeah. Okay. Good yak, guys. Yeah. Yeah. A stink challenge. Yeah. Okay. Good yak, guys. See you tomorrow. Yeah. Can we spin?

Oh, yeah. We got to spin. Let's retire that shit. Oh. That's Garfield. That's Garfield. It's Monday. Staple?

Yeah. What was he? Staple? What's staple? We're going to get rid of that. What's staple oh we had a wrestler the other day and he just said he just wanted a staple hit us with a staple gun so it's on no we'll take it off what it's your but staple question mark so it's your interpretation

it was for him so so if it lands on that and it lands on me i just say no yeah it's a question all right well then we got to put something what do we what's kind of like what was on there before a staple piece like what would like hurt you're like if you like put your finger in something it hurt i don't know that there is anything paper towel there or anything that like not to my knowledge no what's this thing do some kind of oh oh yeah okay we'll put mousetrap why was that just why was that in your hand it's been here for a long time yeah it's a rat trap this table always has like knives rat traps all kinds of stuff on it we got jamiroquai yeah maybe swallow jamiroquai's head oh yeah and poop them out wait yeah wait eat jamiroquai eat jamiroquai. Eat jamiroquai. So you could like cheese grate them.

Wait, eat his hands. Yeah, you have the rest of the ear to eat jamiroquai. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll do that to eat jamiroquai. That would be too hard. No.

Oh. Are we game for just replacing that with eat jamiroquai? Eat jamiroquai. Slowly eat jamiroquai. That would be Like a fulfilling accomplishment Yeah I'd feel great Yeah You know when you like

Finish a tube of chapstick And you're like Wow I got there Finish Jamiroquai Well they say you have Six Jamiroquais in your sleep Did you go top to bottom Or

How do you Start with the head Or you end with the head My twisted ass Is going to end with head Didn't we have that In with the head Didn't we have that

As a debate How long it would take you To eat a door Yeah Yeah We never ate a door. Jamiroquai in a year is nothing. No.

No. I would swallow the hands like pills and then chop it up the rest. What about the corn? Oh, corn or jamiroquai, whatever. Okay, yeah, corn or jamiroquai. Dealer's choice. What do you get to pick? So it's corn for two days or jamiroquai?

Jamiroquai for a year. Year. The age-old question. Oh, Chuck just sent me a good idea. So they used to play a game 27 outs back in the day where the whole team has to make 27 catches and throws in a row

without an error. And if you get an error, you have to go back to zero. That would be fun. That's pretty fun. That would be very fun because the pressure would just mount on all of us. Yeah. We should do that. This would look like a live batter.

Well, we could have someone just hitting, you know, like they could just. Rotating. Yeah, someone could just hit. Fungo? Yeah. Because you wouldn't want to know where the ball's going. I like that. What position would you play?

What position gets you out of doing anything? Right field? That's how it was in Little League. First or catcher? Catcher if you're doing fungo. Catcher, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you probably have like one or two plays to the plate. Pitcher?

Pitcher or first would be tough. No, pitcher is like a bunt and you have to make the throw. I would say outfield, but I suck at shagging the fly balls. Like seeing them off the bat, I can't judge it at all. Yeah, maybe that's the challenge and Jerry's the runner. Because then he would be fast. You get tired of him. Yeah.

Throw him out. And then, whoops, we make a mistake at out 26. At no chance we're ever getting 27 straight outs. I don't know. Probably not. Probably not. Yeah, I'd say probably not. Yeah, Probably not. Probably not. Yeah, I'd say probably not.

Yeah, definitely not. Now that I'm thinking about this more. Right. With somebody running? Yeah, well, you could have an infield single, so it's not an error. Yeah, why not? Yeah, we don't have to throw a perfect game. We have to just, if the ball comes to you, field it and throw it in. Also, you can do the old Derek Jeter. If you don't touch it, it's not an game. We have to just, if the ball comes to you, field it and throw it in. Also, you can do the old Derek Jeter.

If you don't touch it, it's not an error. Yeah. If you don't get to a ball in between shortstop and third base, that's not an error. Yeah, just pull your hamstring and pretend to be hurt. That's not an error. I just think you're going to have a lot of guys booting balls and misjudging fly balls and all that stuff.

But it would be fun. That would be fun. Yeah. I'm retired, so I can't. No But it would be fun. That would be fun. Yeah. I'm retired, so I can't. No, you'll be there. No, I retired. I wasn't kidding when I said that. You'll be there.

No. Summer camp, you've got to be there. I'll be there for that because that predates my retirement. All right, so you're competing in summer camp. I'm at summer camp. You're competing at summer camp. I don't want to, but I'm at it. I'm a captain, so I'll delegate. Titus, you go do this. Kate, competing at summer camp. I don't want to, but I'm at it. I'm a captain, so I'll

delegate. Titus, you go do this. Kate, you go do that. See? See how I did that? That was pretty good. Yeah, that was pretty good. You're pretty good at that. Yep, thanks. Come from a long line of that. Okay.

Alright. Thanks, everyone. We'll see everyone tomorrow it's the act it's the act it's the act Have a good week, everybody. See you tomorrow. Bye.