The Yak - Big Cat's Sniffing Kizzy on Joey Chestnut's Hot Dog Suspension | The Yak 6-11-24

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, pull that up. Hello, it's the Yak. What is Steven doing? Where is he? Roback.com. He's just stacking balls. What?

Gotta fill it. Gotta fill it. Why would I not? Do it at the end of the show. I don't know. Got a fill it Do it at the end of the show we haven't established we're doing the gauntlet yet or soon. Oh we do for what Almost thanks. We do yesterday Gotta do it again Jake's cooking for you about right now. Jake's cooking for you about right now. I Guess you Know what's going on.

I hear you're trying to start. Do Roback. Roback.com, promo code YAK. 20% off your first purchase. Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com, promo code YAK. I feel like this is one of those situations where Stephen's having a rogue conversation with someone. Inside his own head?

That could be it. What is he doing? Him having multiple personalities would explain it. Why would he not just get on the show? We never do the gauntlet straight off the bat. Right. Ever. And we did it yesterday for...

Steven, what's going on? Come sit here, Steven. Come sit down. Sit down. He looks mentally ill today. Yeah, I know. What's up with him? He does look mentally ill.

He also came. He looks very mentally ill. He just came around the corner when Titus and I were in the kitchen, and he was holding his heart, and I was like, what's wrong? He's like, I chugged water too fast. Clutching your heart? That is a horrible. Anytime you have to clutch your heart, it's a horrific situation.

Is there a chance Steven could drown himself? Are you drowning right now? Are you drowning? Oh, I'm okay. Is that what's happening with your brain right now? Are you drowning? Dry drowning. I was told we got to do Omaha Steaks again today.

By who? Just say. Yeah, you can answer that. It's in HQ as today. It was in yesterday. I guess we didn't prepare for Dining Up being here. So it's in today. So I put it it in today i was waiting for you guys i gotta take a picture before we start i want to wait for you guys to get here so i was like oh i might as well just set up the gauntlet while i'm

here he's making a lot of sense yeah yeah you've been excused what's the last time you guys great job great job thank you uh i i go on hq for the coach ads okay but i don't have i think i'm either logged in over under nate or max okay i don't have my own login oh you have nate's blog access maybe you should fire something up i should i also keep getting these emails about this training we got to do, and I haven't done it. Cyber security. Oh, my God. Are we allowed to complain about it?

It's a state thing. It's an Illinois thing, not a barstool thing. I thought that was like the appeal of barstools. We don't do this shit. I won't complain about it, but it takes four hours. It took me four hours last night. So sexual harassment is based off of things you've done in the past. Mine was only 30 minutes.

Oh. Mine was an 30 minutes. Oh. Mine was an hour and a half. Mine was 30 minutes. Oh, my God. Mine was so long. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, the director's cut.

It's three minutes of unskippable material. I found out you can watch it in two minutes speed. Three hours. But then you still have to wait the allotted time for the video. What? That's what I did, too. Yeah. The sexual harassment.

I haven't done it. And they are very pushy about you watching it. I already know how to sexually harass people. I don't need to watch a video to teach them. The best way, the worst way. I actually missed a question on groping. Really? Yeah, I did left tit instead of all of the above.

You should have grabbed both tits. Oh yeah, you got to equal tit. Otherwise they'll tip over. That's right. That's exactly right. Yeah, you can't fondle one. You fondle one. Asymmetrical fondling is very dangerous.

It's damn fireable. Yeah, she's likely to get vertigo. It was one of the most serious things, and it set me back. I had to go on this side quest of how to grab two titties at once. Yeah, we should write our own sexual harassment. Teach you how to do it. Yeah. Groping with Big Cat.

Yeah. Make sure you always grope from behind so that she can feel your cock in her ass. I would have never thought. Lordy. Lordy, lordy. I would have never thought that. Can't even get a riff off that. Step one.

How to subtly ask a co-host to not wear panties. Do it straightforward. Yeah, just say it. Fucking say it. Yeah, that was a long training. Yeah. Very. Oh, I say yeah like I did it.

You've done cybersecurity, anybody? I just finished cybersecurity yesterday. That one's long, too? Yes. That's another, too. Yes. That's another 30 minutes. Unskippable. What happened to this place that I loved? I thought the whole point of Dave getting it back was that was it.

We were done with that. I thought, yeah, these are too long. You remember when Dave took down the, if you see something, say something. That wasn't about sexual harassment. That was the gambling thing. Was that terrorism? No, it was gambling. Oh, okay.

He was like, we're not doing this anymore. Yeah. I mean, ever since I started, I've been having a pending progress meeting with Dave since like, it was like an auto thing. Seriously? Yeah, like the quarterly. Oh, it's like he's like getting an email being like you you have 15 people you still need yes you know yeah i gotta see how i'm doing we should try to

get that scheduled when they're here for the dozen mine with dave yeah oh my god yeah you know what i'm gonna do you that one favor i owe you i really appreciate that yeah yeah some face time i'm gonna go up to dave and, hey, Nick has been essentially reminding me every day that you're supposed to meet with him. All right. I think it'll go well. You think? Yeah.

I've told you guys this a million times that you guys are, KB and Nick, you guys are made men. Yeah. Because why? Because I think you're funny. Okay. And he. Because why? Because I think you're funny. Okay, and he just stays. And other people think you're funny. Okay.

That's literally all it takes. He doesn't have to be, Dave doesn't have to get your humor. He just has to think like, okay, enough people. Don't worry that the boss doesn't find you funny at all. At all. Or see your value at all. Don't worry about that, Nick. I almost made him smirk at Super Bowl week.

Yeah. It saved my, I almost got it. Dave has a very specific sense of humor that, like, he – there's types of humor that he will not understand or like, but if other people do, he's like, okay, I'm good with it. Yeah. The people he likes like people that he likes those people. Okay, that's good.

Yeah. Like, he doesn't understand. He probably has not watched his out out of order sketch no but he knows that people think it's funny which it is so he's like okay i'm good with it it's not for him he's on the record saying he does not like stand-up comedy no yeah which is a crazy take to have i think he doesn't like like um this is a forced attempt at comedy correct he likes natural things right occur right he's also showed us love plenty yeah yes yes he likes you guys plenty plenty and you started at the worst possible spot like how your start was with him in that vegas

trip no it was the best because he hired me. Yeah, but then the biggest trip. Oh, yeah. He considered me like one of his. Yeah. So he was like, oh, he was actually promoting me in the beginning to the masses. And then you wore the same thing as him. And he liked that as well. No way.

Did he? I think in the moment, he had like a $30,000 bet, which is adjusted for his salary now, like the equivalent of $2 million. Can you find the clip? Because we'll know right away if he liked it or not. It's just the Dave smirk. Why don't you just ask him? He did.

If he did the Dave smirk, then he loved it. Because I was mocking him while he was losing a gigantic bet. Right. And the fact that he didn't just flash out. He was fine with it. Maybe I'm wrong. There's our rum smuggler. Is he slicing me today? I don't know what he's doing.

That was an all-time moment, though. KB moment. KB lore. Yeah, it's one of the five bullet points of my life. The other four are rum. I also said he's like a music festival guy. Not this. He didn't notice that. No, it was when like a music festival guy. Not this. He didn't notice that.

No, it was when you were sitting on that couch. Yeah. Look how skinny you are, dude. Tough to say. Should I change? No, I just can't. I had a baggy tee that was too heavy. I didn't know right away.

I didn't want to ask. It was in the water. I didn't want to ask you. Have you seen this? Is that homemade? Do you see what's going on here, Frankie? This is so good. Oh, shit. Well, no, I thought he remade our show.

I don't know what's going on. I don't know. He's like making fun of me. Wait, see if you can find the clip of them when you wore the jeans, too. I think you were both wearing skinny jeans sitting on the, yeah. Yeah. It's over. Oh, shit. I want to see it. Because you sat back perfectly the same way. Oh shit I want to see

Cause you sat back perfectly the same way And that was brave of you I think he did like it I think I remember him smirking He didn't mind it Which is liking given the circumstances Isn't that your first time your face was really on camera Yes

And it's all cause you are the greatest Bracket buster of all time every year you just have two time champ but you also have like i think you're aren't you like every year you've gone out of the first round you guys are in a good spot this year yeah you've gotten out of the first round every year i think i mean with nick we got saint peter's which is still like most of them that was was a nice one. Crazy. Crazy. That was a nice one.

Yeah, I mean, you guys, I remember that college basketball season. You guys were like, are Vance Analytics and St. Peter's going to go to the game? We had, yeah. We can't believe they fell to us. Yeah. Were you sober during that Vegas trip at all, or were you like drinking to be comfortable? I was sober when at the restaurant outside. As soon as I got to the hotel

slamming liquor. Yeah. Yeah, it worked. To ease yourself? Yeah, and then I got the cocaine. Yeah. For the first time. Oh, that first time

buying cocaine. Was that Dave's 40th? No. It was like 42. Yeah, yeah. Because, yeah, DP40 was something different. First and last. I, yeah, DP40 was something different. First and last.

I haven't bought it ever since. Smart. Yeah, Vegas is very strict. I'm afraid of Coke dealers. Just in general? Yeah, I'm not going to get in the car with a stranger. Yeah. Type shit.

You do it all the time with an Uber. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, I do do Every single day Every single day You get in a car with a stranger I'm also closer in age To being a senior citizen

To when I was old enough To know all the state capitals Wait When were you old enough To know all the state capitals? Six And what's senior citizen? 55 55? 55 senior citizen? When were you old enough to know all the state capitals? Six. And what's senior citizen?

55. 55? 55? Senior citizen? I think legally. No. I think that's like the official cutoff. What?

When can you join AARP? 15 years? Yeah, that's my God, dude. You can have like a funner little example than me. Senior citizen is 55? Yeah. I thought it was 65. No, it's officially 50. You're not like geezer salad. You're 55.

Still, it's younger as the times go on. Geezer salad? That's just what it is. Holy shit. There's different ages That's just what it is. Age. Holy shit. Holy shit. There's different ages for a lot of that stuff.

So 55 senior citizen, I think you can do like AA, probably like 62. I think 401k is like something like that, like 64, 63. Who are some celebrities

that are 55? Fuck. All the best. What's Bob Evans discount? Ooh. That's what I work off of. That's fair. That's the Midwestern aspect.

It's not like, oh, this 55-year-old is elderly, but... Senior? Jennifer Aniston's a senior citizen? Holy shit. Who the fuck's Tommy the Clown? Wait a goddamn second. Hold on. Tommy the Clown got a...

He's in some serious company up here. Oh, he's the inventor of clowning. He spent five years in prison. And crumping. He invented crumping. Tommy the Clown. Tommy the Clown? There's like a whole Netflix thing on this guy.

How is he so... What? Wait, so Tommy the Clown is... Wait, who's Melissa Gasone? Dance Moms? Oh, yeah. Melissa Gasone and Tommy the Clown of Maddie's Mom. Oh, Maddie's Mom. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Unless it's Gascony and Tommy the Clown of Maddie. Oh, Maddie's mom.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. But yeah, we're famous. Wait, Terry Crews is still alive? Oh, yeah. You're thinking of the guy from Green Mile. Yeah. Duncan.

Oh, Dave Grohl. Dave Grohl and Wilson. Marilyn Manson. Mama Rug. Oh, my God. Damn. Lucy Liu? Mama Rug. There's a God. Damn. Lucy Liu? Mama Rug.

There's a lot of senior citizens here. Did you see the Costco man unveiled his new son? Asian guy street. Yes. Wait, what happened? Costco man unveiled his new son. He has a second son? He has a second son.

Second son is at the tower? And he looks to be about 55. What? He's the oldest boy I've ever seen. Wait. The boy looks like he's- He's the oldest boy I've ever seen. Can you just put on your glasses?

Yeah, to see. Okay. I think you look cute in your glasses. They were doing Boomer Doom with toys. And it's the oldest, most Italian little boy I've ever seen. TJ, pull it up. I'm in on him. Out on the other two, in on him.

You'd think after they dropped the mom, they'd just be like, it's just a big justice and dad thing now. No. They've been hiding this little old for... I can't wait to see this old. Are you talking like 12? No.

I'm talking like... Ubescent? Eight. Eight? But he's an old man? Oh, yeah. He's an old Italian man. Are we sure it's his kid or is it a...

There, bottom right. Yeah. So that's another old Italian. Are we sure it's his kid or is it a... There, bottom right. So that's another viral kid. That's not his kid? No. Wait, where'd they get him from? Oh, that is... No, that's Vito. Yeah.

Who is that? Holy shit. Wait, I gotta knock the other two. Who is that? Oh my God. I love this kid. It's like the Squirtle evolution. That is the only one.

No, he's way cooler. Christian, boom. Christian. Yeah, who is that? Boom or doom. He's just another, like, social media kid. Hot wheelset, a boom. Yeah.

Nerf gun, a doom. Aw. Stop. Boom or doom. I love it. They don't even explain why. Nerf gun a doom! Stop! Boom or doom! They don't even explain why. One more time. Look at him.

Oh. This one was good. It's a triple chunk chocolate cookie! Let's see where the triple chunk chocolate cookie stacks up on the boom eater. You already know what I'm gonna do. Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

Whoa! Just chill out, man. Like father, like son, it's the triple tongue chocolate cookie. Oh, God. What's everybody saying? They're not prepared for the Rizzler. The triple tongue chocolate cookie! Who's the Rizzler? There's another guy who appears in this video, which I... Wait, he's the Rizzler? The Rizzler there's another guy who appears in this video which is a man of class who are they talking there's another guy we still get the

words another guy there's several people in this video new characters unlocked I think oh they're building a universe. Yes. You already know. We're going all the way with this one. It's getting five out of five on the boom meter. Boom! Boom!

Boom! Boom! Boom! Now it's time for the... He is the Rizzler! He's the Rizzler! Oh, shit! Oh, of course he is.

Dude, why didn't we know he's the Rizzler? Of course! Is his chin scratch his thing? What is he doing? Oh, shit. Is he Rizzler? Dude, why didn't we know he's the Rizzler? Of course. Is his chin scratch his thing? What is he doing? Five out of five on the boom meter. Dude, I need more Rizzler. I want to get to the bottom of this. You got to try this.

Rizzler says I got to try it? Oh, that's Rizzler's dad? Rizzler's dad, yes. Awful. Awful work. Oh, that's dad. Rizzler's dad. Yes. Oh, awful. Awful work. Eat the cookie. Oh, my God. It's a five out of five.

Boom. What? Get him out of here. I need more Rizzler. Whoa. Oh, my. Hey, get off. I want to eat my cookie.

All right. Horny Italians. Whoa. Oh, my God. I can't. It's so good she's shaking. No. That's fine.

All right. I need more. Oh, look at their faces. This is a real thing. I can't. Who edited this? I need more Rizzler. Blend on me and the triple chunk chocolate cookie. Get a big boom.

All right. We need more Rizzler. How did it become? I need the origin story. He was the best. Can the Rizzler be in the case race? Oh, imagine that appearance. He's like too young, but he's not?

He ain't too young. He could out drink all of them. Yeah. He'd be drinking scotch. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The Rizzler. TJ, what do you know about him?

Yeah, what is Rizzler? He's just like, he's another TikTok kid. Can we get more Rizzler? Yeah, but how did he become the Rizzler? They just pointed a camera at him once, I think, and he was like. That was it? Yeah. That makes sense.

Yeah, I guess so. He's the next Glunny Balls. What has he done? Nice. I want to hire the Rizzler. Bad. Real bad. I need to see more from him.

I don't. Does he skimboard? I don't think so. That's actually a big, yeah. That's a really good question. If he does, then it's kind of sky's the limit. He's got skimboard in his bag. Right now, we have to work under the assumption that's his Achilles heel.

He can't skimboard. Kyle, do a fly out to Coronado Island and skimboard with the Rizzler. Is that where they live? I don't know. That's where I skimboarded for the first time. They're in Florida. Oh, are they? Would you do a video with them?

The Rizzler? Yeah, look at that. Oh, they're killing their boy. Yes. This is not his first time. Oh, the Rizz their boy. Yes. This is not his first time. Oh, the Rizla rules. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Another episode of You're Not Getting It. You're definitely not getting anything in here. Why? You didn't let him have a toy. Here he goes. Saving crime. Or he's he goes. Saving crime. Or he's fighting crime. Saving crime.

He's saving crime. Oh. And Rizzler potions. Oh, he got Rizzler potions! Oh, he's got emos. That means he's a criminal. He's saving crime. Yes.

Ball of Funko Pops. That you'll never get. This is child abuse. Yeah. Do you know what C is for? Yeah, it is. Cookies. There's so many levels.

Sure is. What is that on your waist you got there, kid? A phone. The Riz phone? Who are you calling with that phone? The Riz phone. Don't one-hand me. That sounds like you.

He's just mean to his chubby boy. The Rizzler. Wait, what about the pinned one on the top left? The box. Oh, hell yeah. It says that it fits you until you're seven and I'm seven. So it fits until you're like nine. You know what you gotta do for your first task as Black Panther?

You have to go up there. He's making his kid go to the attic? He said it's not safe. Black Panther doesn't have a mommy. He's a man of his own. He lives alone. Just because I'm Black Panther

doesn't mean that I go up a ladder. Why not? He's supposed to save the day. Save the day. The vigilante is out again on the loose. He's like... What are you talking about? He's like a seven-year-old Don Vito.

Yeah. I need to go save crime. He saves crime. You can't even go up a ladder. You're sorry about me? People call me black panther. Ow! Oh! Oh!

Oh, this man is abusing his child. Yeah, I'm a Rizzler fan. I don't know if I'm a Rizzler fan. Let's save the Rizzler. I don't like the dad, yeah. You're not getting this toy. That's a whole series. You can't go up that ladder.

Yeah. You fat. Yeah. You fat fuck. You're seven. You can barely fit into the seven year old costume Come on We need to free

We need to liberate The Rizzler Yeah we do We gotta bust in And kidnap Yeah My mom used to love Being like

Who wants to get ice cream As we were approaching Like the Dairy Queen And then as she Droved past it She'd always be like Nah Oh that's so mean

Yeah that was So I get that I could have been The Rizzler maybe Did you say She drove past it She drove past it she always be like nah oh that's yeah that was so i get that i could have been the rizzler maybe just because she drove past it she drew past it yeah who wants to go bowling it was wherever something was fun that we were driving past that's her big joke is there a part of you that wants to like use your kid for content no yeah god i can't imagine like that seems to be like a natural instinct i think it would kill me i post them like sometimes just like on my instagram story really if you look at my main stuff i don't right i can't imagine like setting up my phone and then like stage i don't know i

just yeah i think it would kill my soul yeah i have to 100 i was just talking about this with eddie and danny Conrad on Dog Walk, but there are parents now posting their kids getting bullied online. Yeah. Their kids with black eyes coming home from school. It's crazy. That are like 10. And when you're like 18, you're going to look back at that Facebook memory?

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, like the Rizzler is going to grow up, and people are going to be like, weren't you the Rizzler? Yeah. Wait, weren't you that rizzler yeah yeah wait weren't you that kid who wouldn't go up the stairs you're that pussy that was in front of the attic even his black panter black panter turd yeah panter i think it was plant panter panter yeah like big justice is the costco kid forever yeah he's chicken bake forever. That family, I just want to see behind the scenes. He runs it like a military.

Yeah, there's no way there's normal. That's the normal. Well, I'm sure the kids love the fact that they're getting interactions, but it's like they don't know better. It's an extremely finite trend that will be nothing in two years. Yeah, so that's weird. But I'm a Rizzler fan. I want justice for Rizzler.

Yeah, we got to save him. We got to save his ass. At least get him a toy. Let's hire him. Yeah. Let's just buy him some toys. Send him some Funko Pops. Yeah.

Yeah, he wants them. Wasn't getting it. You're not giving the kid a toy. Taking him to a Toys R Us and being like, no toys for him. Everything you see you can't have but that's a series on the dad's is yeah i'm so i'm my kids own me so bad like i went when i went to saratoga i was like i'm going away for two days like i'll find something bring it back for you guys and then i came back i didn't get anything because I lost all my money.

And this morning my son woke up. He's like, didn't you say you were going to bring something for me? And I was like, god damn it. He's like, hey, two days ago you said you were going to produce something for me. You don't have anything. I notice you've come back empty handed, father. I thought I had escaped it. It was two days later.

You end up buying a lot of stuff from airports. Yeah, yeah. Shit like that. But yeah, the Rizzler. All right, now I feel bummed out for the Rizzler. Yeah. You know what, TJ? Pull up that bull again.

Yeah, the power clings to that woman getting hurt. Let's see if the power clings with that bull. Did you figure out's see how it goes with that bowl. Did you figure out its name? Party Bus. No way. The bowl's name is Party Bus. The bowl's name is Party Bus. I was literally laying in bed at 11 p.m. last night just being like,

I can't stop thinking about Party Bus. Not to be a downer. Again, did they put Party Bus down? No, I don't think so. Like a legend now. No, that's the best rode. Like a legend now. No, that's the best rodeo bowl you can find. Yeah. Look at that.

Look at this. That's what you want out of a rodeo. Like his next event, it's going to be sold out. Yeah. Also, she needs to run. Those three were just standing there. How do you not run in that situation?

I got you. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? Well, at least I know I'm free. Look, look. Just standing there. They see it. Those are the people that get in your way in public.

Is that a bull coming at us? Wait, the cowboy in front of them, too, did not give them a warning sign. Look at the guy that walks right in front of them. Wait, I see the bull. Right there. How unaware do you have to be? Just so stupid. And nobody goes to help them right away.

There's a bull there. That's a good point. Everybody does look the same when you get flipped by a bull. It's a great equal. It is. No matter how cool you are, a bull fucks you up. You're going to get flipped and look ragdolled. Yeah, you're going to get ragdolled.

It's just how it goes. Yeah, you don't land like a superhero. No. Spider-Man. On your feet, yeah. Do you think that hurts a lot or is it more the shock factor? It definitely hurts a lot. I'm sure it hurt, but do you think days later they can barely move? Or is that more of a shock factor? Yeah.

It's when it sinks in. Hospitalized. Were we watching the same video? Yeah. Look what happened to him. She did a triple gain. And kind of gored. Che, I'm one of the bigger Che guys on Earth, probably.

What the fuck, bud? This hurts. That hurts. That hurts. I think he's just a little startled. That hurts a lot. I'm saying I'm sure it hurts, but, like, she's also extremely surprised. Is that a bigger thing of yours?

No, I think it's hurt. I mean, you saw what happened to Rico yesterday. Oh, my God. He was in the hospital. He got undercut. It was bad. Dirty, dirty play. Is there a video of the play?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Slow-mo replay. Because I couldn't really see it when it happened live. But then when they showed the slow-mo replay, it's just bad. And this is the guy that is in the running for a part of my take-in turn? He's not going to get the part of my take-in turn. Hank screwed me on that very bad.

Oh. Oh. So Hank. There's a slow-mo. Yeah, we have a slow-mo. Hank put him through. Yeah, this is a great give-and-go. Oh, my God.

I mean, that's as dirty as it gets. Yeah, I can't do that. And then he puts his arms up like. The best is Tommy. Can you see Tommy? Where's Tommy? Right there. Oh.

Whoa. He's literally like police. Are there any police here? Physical violence. No, Gus is not going to get the internship because we're looking for a young person right like we're that's just what we're doing we're trying to we're old guys we're trying to find someone young to keep us young hank put him in the intern interviews without telling me so i found out kirk was like is he actually gonna intern in an interview uh he is that play

aside uh electric and kind of a shooting star and who knows where his career is gonna go but in terms of the pmt intern we need like a 22 year old you need somebody that will fuck up we need somebody like a funny young way right and also who's like has a different perspective than a couple 39 year olds yeah because we are getting old yeah so we need to try to stay young 15 years till yeah your citizen oh that's rico oh shit not bad but i told gus that i told him straight up i was like we're we're you can come interview because you know more tape always good you might do something but in terms of the actual pmt intern we've always been looking for someone young i think hank put him in because it would just be good video without

telling me and then when i found out it was too late so and you're gonna do puff puff pass with them or puff puff puff puff puff puff puff piece which is a good content idea yeah i like i'm gonna game with him later are we smoking yeah we're smoking with him and doing a podcast with him. Yeah, his puff piece is his podcast idea where he gets high with the guests and they just ask puff questions. Oh, I'm rendered mute when I'm high. Sure. But they're going to be easy questions. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah, I'll do it. How old is Gus? He's got to be in his mid-30s. I didn't know he was that old. It might be too old to be laying your body on the line like that. Maybe early 30s, but... He's a dog.

Yeah, we need a young guy. This is the cool thing now. Who is the next Sass? Right, we need a young Sass. Think about the fact that he was 18 when he was hired. That is so absurd. Dude, think about it from my perspective. Feidelberg was always the young guy.

He was the young guy in my eyes, and he's 33 or 34. Yeah, probably 34. He might be 35. Now that Sass's best years are behind him, we do need to find the next Sass. We need to find the next Sass. Even like the Sass find the next sass you need to find the next sass yeah yeah even like a the sass the other sass what like a 23 year old who's really funny yeah 23 would be fine someone who is someone who was born in the late 90s early 2000s because that is a it's it's a very weird thing to realize slowly but like obviously you realize like oh

shit there's we're talking to an audience that we're talking about stuff that they don't even right remember or think about fear yeah so you need someone who can be in the room be like actually you guys are idiots for this reason so career-wise are we all on borrowed time oh yeah i certainly am i'm about to be a senior citizen yeah that bummed you out so bad dude 16 years away from being a senior citizen yeah but you're a soul of what a 28 year old well i don't know if it's soul it's more maturity yeah the maturity of a yeah like a 25 year old yeah soul i don't know i'm like 12 yeah yeah yeah yeah just starting to form yeah yeah yeah checks out frontal lobe how old are you mook 25 yeah isn't it your frontal lobe doesn't are you 26 27 are you 27 24 oh fuck you are you how old are you 27 okay yeah shit

yeah because that's what we really need is we need someone whose frontal lobe isn't ready right because that's when the real like good stuff happens yeah it's the real real dumb stuff right it's like you your brain is actually not formed yet yeah i feel old yeah i think i just am me too no you guys are young no but like mentally gus is 34 justin just texted me gus is 34 too old for the internship yeah that he would be the second oldest on the podcast or third oldest on the podcast can't have that as your intern yeah he's like the uh wasn't there a movie uh the internship yeah the internship, The Internship. That's what he's going to do. But he is an interesting cat, and I do like him.

So I told him, I was very upfront. I was like, come out, interview, be in the mix for a day. You never know what's going to happen. In terms of the actual PMT intern, we're looking for a young person. So what is his current role he was so he won the producer search for Kirk which was like incredible content yeah well it was a bunch of people like John Rich was in it

and then he got fired like three months later for what he didn't really do his job. I guess that's grounds for firing. Yeah. You guys should just set up a tent at like an actual career fair. A little booth.

And try to appeal to some college-age kids. Did you guys ever go to a career fair? Oh, yeah. I did. Those sucked. Sucked bad. I went to one. They sucked so bad. The elevator

pitch? Yeah. Oh, I had it down. Just getting a bunch of like pamphlets. Yeah. Like banks and stuff. Windows. I went to a bunch of veterans career fairs where they would give a speech beforehand to the like people hiring and they're like, if you don't hire these veterans you're literally taking food out of their

mouths. So you went into it feeling like like a poor little charity case. Right. And then they'd have an area where they gave you like free suits food out of their mouths. So you went into it feeling like a poor little charity case. Right. And then they'd have an area where they gave you free suits and outfits. Yeah. It didn't make you feel good. Uncomfortable, yeah. Do they still do career fairs?

Oh, yeah. Big time. What's a common vet job to pick up? Common veteran job to pick up? They have all kinds of troops to truckers, troops to windmills, troops to whatever. A lot to windmills, troops to like whatever. A lot of like blue collar pipeline type stuff. Mine was that

the career fair, the ramp company. I almost worked for a company that sold ramps. Like the onions? No, no. Like putting ramps on people's houses. I was going to be a ramp saleswoman. Oh. So maybe we need Gus into the veteran career fair even though he hadn't served yeah how how do you like find clientele for as a ramp salesman do you like

ambulance chase old people break the news to okay i guess i don't know i guess you'd like link up with like local doctors and find out who doesn't have legs. I don't know. I never got too far into it. We'll have Gus do the gauntlet when he comes here, maybe. Well, the dozen will be on the court. Either way, I like Gus as a person and I think he's funny and unique.

But PMT intern, I got sideswiped by Hank and put him in there. Are we going to do another Yak Idol? That was a fun week. We could. I found that to be horrific.

I thought it was stressful. It was stressful. The careers and livelihoods of people on our hands. Yeah. It's really stressful. We hired everybody. Yeah, it's really, really stressful. Then we let some go that were good.

It was, I didn't know. To be like, this is your dream job and you're not cut out for it even though i don't know what like you can't really tell if anyone's cut out for it until they start doing it yeah and one guy after we eliminate him just put tj's phone number on a billboard yeah that was really cool that was horny batman right oh yeah that's cool love horny bat Batman he got you good yeah yeah don't give your number to horny Batman he will put it in a sketch what if like instead of doing Yak Idol for a job here it was like for a special a special super special coin where over the years then there's only a group of like eight nine 10 of them and they have special the fuck coin

yeah the fuck coin they can put their finger in your butt kind of thing what if it was a yak idol for if any of us die or subs oh and then they get to replace that'll give somebody incentive to kill you yeah that's true good point

didn't think that one through that would be stressful as hell. Just having somebody that gets your life when you die. One person walking around that could have your life. Yeah. Big Cat seems to be having fun. Yeah. Mook lives forever.

Yeah, that guy is like trying to get you to eat healthy. Oh, my God. I'll die soon, for sure. You think? Before senior citizenship, 100%. 100%. Everyone says that, and then they're 60, chilling, running. Yeah.

Doing tough mutters. Yeah. Doing tough mutters. Tough mutters, yeah. It would be my luck to last till, like, 110. Yeah, that would suck. Do you see Maine's oldest lobster fisherman? She is 106 years old

she can't be good at it she still has her own she goes out on her own boat and brings back lobsters still that's super impressive yeah wow yeah lobster is hard so see we got time 55 is nothing that's she's that lady's barely halfway through her life at 55 i'm sure we're all as healthy and we'll be the aniston has to be a feel-good 55-year-old for you to not worry about it. What? I don't know. Wait, say it again? Jennifer Aniston.

Jennifer Aniston. Can I say something? No, but that's. Is this women bringing down women? Yes. Oh, she's aging like crazy? No. Too much, a little too much work went over the edge.

And I saw some recent photo where I'm like, maybe a little less. Is there no going back? I don't think so. Like so much filler that it's a little. You get the point of no return. Yeah, I don't know. Titus, when your looks start to fade, are you going to try to kill myself? Oh, you're going to kill myself.

Does anyone do, because I've always thought like if I were to do plastic surgery i would want to just do it all in one like i'd want to go away on a friday and come back with a new face do you remember that show the show that did that yeah i don't want to do the step by step where like is he is he not and then you see when it's like oh that's too much there's this doctor in turkey that you come back a completely different person 30 years younger they have an Instagram and it's insane. Whoa. These women go from like cretin. I want to see this.

I would. But I think it's like a car. Like you have like maintenance on that. For sure. You can't just get it one time. Big time. But so does your body without work. Yeah, true.

Hey, wait a second. Whoa. I couldn't do plastic surgery. I just couldn't. No, you're going to age great. You're going to be like couldn't No you're gonna age great You're gonna be like an old You're gonna wear sweaters Oh yeah

Yeah you're gonna look good In sweaters Me and Rudy were doing I'm excited to have to wear glasses Holy shit Yeah Whoa What are we looking at here

Are these just different people No he came back Robert Downey Jr Wait He used fake photos That's the same guy Yeah I was gonna say That's yeah hey there's two different

guys that's that's crazy wait oh is that manny pacquiao jesus he didn't even make him look alike that's how good he is named michael that changed his entire outlook he also posted before and after pictures showcasing how michael started to look a decade or more younger thanks to surgical procedure. According to various reports, the doctor claimed the patient. So, but it's all fake. Oh, yeah. And then people are getting AIDS from the vampire facial. What?

Yeah. What's a vampire facial? They roll this sharp roller over your face so you have blood all over yourself. Oh. And then they don't clean it off well. Oh. On people's faces. And then you got.

Why would you want to do that? It's supposed to bring the blood to the surface of your face. Oh. It does. That's really important. You need that. You need that blood to your face. Oh.

Yeah. It makes a big difference. Whatever happens to just getting old. Like being an old person isn't that bad. Like looking old. Like I'm going gonna look like shit I don't know man not gonna fix it

cause like your hair might turn like white that'll be cool it's going to I don't redheads don't get gray they get white that's awesome

I will be a white yeah a white guy that's cool yeah I'm with you I think aging yeah appropriately is oh this is our

must be sick must be sick to be a dude. Must be nice, guys. Because we do get better with age. I would get my neck waddle done. Your what? I'm developing a neck waddle that I have to be very careful at angle. I take photos of because you can see it.

The neck waddle? Is that like a gobbler? Is it like a rooster? Yeah. I'll show you. Do you guys want to see it? Yeah. Everybody else look away.

Hold on. They will. Yeah, yeah, they will. Hold on. I think that's just a double chin. No, no. Can you see what I'm talking about? No, it's a double chin.

Oh. It's real loose. Oh. Oh, yeah. That is a neck waddle. Ew. I know. Yeah, I could have fun with that.

Yeah. I could release stress. Wait, can you inflate it? Well, this is super gross, but every now and then my – he's seven months old. They grab like everything. Oh, he grabs the neck waddle? He grabs like a fistful of my neck, and I'm like, oh my God. A fistful of neck.

You tap out. Put your neck out of my neck. Oh, you got to fix that. If I would do that in just a slight – Yeah, we can't have neck waddles on this show. No. You gotta.

I don't understand how it's not fixed. I probably have one. It's different. I'm saying it's like a looseness to it that's like. Just no matter what you do.

Yeah, and in certain photos, I'm very careful about. Rudy and I were looking to go out and get Jaws. Yeah. You could chew on that thing. There's no way. I bought one once.

Really? And it was so hard to chew on it. It was like, it was uncomfortable. It's like a thing to chew on? I know. I wanted to get something put in. Two little pieces. Like an actual surgery?

Yeah. Do not. I bought this. Full jimper. Fucking suck. Full jimper. You bought this? Yeah, dude.

I bought it. How much? How much? During COVID. Oh, not bad Yeah, dude. I bought it. How much? During COVID. Oh, not bad. And I chewed on it for like one day. And I was like, this fucking hurts. You got the beginner's bundle. Yeah.

No. Jaws are sized. There's a pop and go for when you're on the go. It hurts. It's hard. Fleming would have the sharpest jaw. Fleming would look like an Adonis. Fleming with the sharpest jaw.

Everything else is the same. Oh, my God. We should have a plastic surgeon come in here and tell each of us what needs to be done. Get all penned up. Yeah, yeah. I guess they'll give you a laundry list of all these flaws and oh now i have to take care of this i always feel like these people just lost weight yeah this is yeah he shaved

she got her neck waddle done see that could be me if only if only i could be like Sandy Avalar perhaps perhaps that has to be disproven right I got a DM from a spa here in Chicago that's like if you promote us whatever we'll give you like lip fillers and part of me thought should I just come in one day just

totally pimped out yeah funny see if anyone notices but by the way Jerry did get ruffles. He bought the dog? I saw that. He adopted Ruffles? He's a Ruffles guy.

That is a cute name pending. I think you've got to stick with Ruffles. Ruffles is a great name. It's kind of a good name. That's a great name, Ruffles. Maybe Cheddar? She's cute. She's really cute. i was looking at the pause

site last night i'm interested yeah just go i'm afraid man no because the site like they get so many dogs really yeah so you just gotta that's where i'm gonna go for my next cat yes that's still in the works oh yeah yes but yeah they get a dog. When we got Stella, I remember we went on a Friday and we saw a bunch of dogs. And then we went back, I think Saturday or even Sunday, was half the dogs had already been adopted. That's good. Did you know right away? Was it like love at first sight?

Yeah, she was like sitting all sad with her cone on her head and her little floppy ears. Yeah. And it was just like, yeah, this was just like yeah this is the one this is the one but yeah kind of like ruffles with jerry he's a dog owner now that'll be great yeah it is unless what i don't know well it's just funny because jerry kept on saying to his girlfriend he's like i'm just so busy right now. I was like, no, you're not. You're good. You can train this dog.

I think chaps is going to train ruffles. I think ruffles opens up a whole new thing of business opportunities for Jerry too. Yeah. Yeah. He's got to do. Yeah. Ruffles a great name. It is.

He's got to keep ruffles. He's going to be racing that dog. It's going to be trained to like do some shit. Yeah. Well, if chaps train his traps is incredible some shit. Yeah. Well, if Chaps trains him, Chaps is an incredible dog trainer. Training a dog is hard, though. Because then you just give up.

Yeah. I've had college friends who had an untrained dog. You should not get a dog in college. Yeah, that was illegal. Ducks were popular for girls to get in college. Baby ducks. What? Yeah.

It was a big craze, like a trend. It was pretty sad. It means there's a lot of dead ducks. Yeah. A ton of dead ducks. Yeah. Baby ducks. I hate to talk about it again.

Beer Olympics. You got the out from Will. Well, they did. Yeah, they just reversed it on us. What do you mean? They were like, if you guys don't want to come, you don't have to come. I'll say this. There was a big interview that we've turned down because of Beer Olympics.

And now that they've given us this out, we're going to see if the interview is still on. And if it is, then we're going to just do the interview. And not go to Beer Olympics. So you're not pulling out of Beer Olympics. You're just do the interview and not go to beer olympics yeah so you're not pulling out of beer olympics you're just doing an interview yeah i mean there's a let's say a top five quarterback yeah no that's it i mean that's just you doing your and we were we turned it down because of beer olympics and now if they're like you guys don't have to come it's like all right fine we'll go do the interview. Who could Will and Taylor find to fill your place if you guys couldn't make it though?

Nobody here. I do feel bad for them that has gotten to this point, but it's also such an easy fix of just rescheduling it and like starting fresh. But they want to do it. So.

Like doing it in Nashville would just be an easy fix. Yeah. And doing it like a month later where it's like, it's a different thing. Why did they pick Vegas? I do not know. Tunnel of Chaos? Maybe. Dana?

Yeah. That's incentive enough to go, I guess. To get in the tunnel of chaos Yeah I feel like I would lose this time Yeah that's the problem I feel like Bill's gonna come do I feel like once you get

Once you survive the tunnel of chaos once You gotta just Be like that was awesome But I thought you couldn't lose I know but I feel like Yeah that's how they catch you Oh it's one of those deals Yeah

Yeah How much you gonna say is is your goal next time you go? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if I'm going to do it again because I think I'd lose. I don't have luck. Has anyone ever lost in it? Not that night. I mean, we watched Will go down $300,000.

At one point. Yeah. What if Dana had to leave? What if Dana had diarrhea? Oh, is that a thing? He's got a job. I'm about to shit my pants. Dana's got a real job. Under normal circumstances, I would get you out of this hole.

Unfortunately, I'm about to shit my pants. I gotta run. And then he runs, and then what happens? I just sit there. Down $300,000, I guess. Were you down at one point in time just sit there down $300,000 I guess. How far were you down at one point in time? I was down $200,000. $200,000? $200,000.

It's not a real It's not real money. No one's real money. But I will say like when you're sitting there you don't really you're like a dealer like ooh take the chips that'll be another $100,000 I'm just thinking like don't really... You're like a dealer, like, ooh, ooh. Like, take the chips. That'll be another $100,000.

Ooh. I'm just thinking, like... Yeah. I don't have to pay this cash, surely, but also, am I just going to be owned by this man the rest of my life? That's pretty much how we... Yeah. That was going through my head for sure.

Oh, yeah. I just saw... How many dicks am I going to have to suck to get out of this one? Yeah, this is breaking news. Yeah, this is... I just saw How many dicks am I going to have to suck to get out of this one Yeah this is breaking news Joey Chestnut banned from the 2024 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest And beef over vegan franks

How is this possible He took an endorsement deal with Impossible Foods And Major League Eating Is putting out a statement saying he's promoting Non-Nathan's hot dogs so he can't compete In the Nathan's hot dogs But they're not hot dogs. It's considered a competitor.

We may be getting got also. This is the most un-American thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I'll say it right now. Which part? Him getting banned or him signing a deal with Impossible Foods? Him getting banned. Because that's pretty... That's disappointing for your hero to...

It is, but... Impossible. But I want Joey to get paid. But not with... I mean, that's... All right. A rep for Major League Eating, which Nathan sanctions to run the event,

said the organizers bent over backwards to meet Chestnut's various other demands. They even agreed to let him participate in a rival Labor Day dog eating fest to be taped by Netflix as long as no hot dog brand was mentioned. But they said they drew the line on letting Chestnut pitch for a different dog. You can't have this event without Joey Chestnut.

I'm sniffing Kizzy. What'd you say? I'm sniffing Kizzy on this. You're sniffing Kizzy? What does that mean? I think this is a long con. Oh! It's going to be Joey Chestnut, I'm back.

Well, that would rock. What is what's Kizzy short? It's sniffing Kizzy. I think he said on God. This is cap. Yeah. But it's Kizzy. You're sniffing it.

You're sniffing a little Kizzy. Yeah, it's pretty straightforward. Kizzy. Yeah. I think you got to cancel 4th of July. You have to. The entire holiday? What are we going to do?

We should just skip the day. We should go right to the 5th. The whole fucking day is Joey Chestnut being the greatest American ever. We went last year, Mook. We did. Saw the food show. I didn't realize he had 16 titles. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Who has, does anyone else have 16 titles? No. They show it every year. In anything. Individually. Yeah, no, they show it every year. They're just like, Joey Chestnut. Bill Russell.

Person. What did he say? Celtics. The Boston Celtics organization. Other has to be, right? Does Nadal have how many French Opens? Probably. He's got a shitload of those.

16 would be. That would be a lot. That would be a lot. Did Kobe Ashi ever win? Oh, yeah. He won. He won a bunch. And then Joey came along. That would be a lot That would be a lot Did Kobe Ashi ever win? Oh yeah Yeah he won He won a bunch And then Joey came along

Okay Changed the game The only time Joey Chestnut has lost Since he's been Joey Chestnut Was the year that his girlfriend broke up with him Right Two days before the hot dog competition And what happened there?

His fiance He just didn't do well Yeah Stoney won Stoney won? Yeah St Stoney won. Stoney won? Yeah, Stoney. Matt Stone. I don't like Joey Chestnut signing a deal with Impossible Foods. I didn't know Kobayashi was the goat.

That doesn't compute. Yeah, Kobayashi was the goat. Doesn't he have a thing where his stomach sits lower in his body, so he flexes and it compresses the food? Yeah. Yeah, there's Matt Stone. I like him. You like Joey Chestnut or Matt Stone?

I like Matt Stoney. So, Titus, you're in the – you think that Joey Chestnut, he did this to himself. Maybe. I don't know. You're okay with that? The guy who's famous for putting out hot dogs and he's like, I don't even like hot dogs. I like. I think I'm okay with just him getting.

That just feels weird. That feels. Okay. Let's talk this out. Let's talk this out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's talk this out. Because I see what you're saying.

It just undoes. It's like a don't meet your heroes type thing. You're right. But I also think that these guys, like Joe Chestnut is the greatest at a certain thing, and it's not even close, and yet he still probably is not rich. So you want him to pay something. I want him to be rich, and I don't care how he gets rich.

So it's like he's a guy. His talent is so incredible he deserves to be rich. I think we're starting from the same spot. I mean, Joey Chestnut is an absolute legend. No doubt about that. I feel a little betrayed by him being a vegan. That just, yeah.

I might need to sleep. We're also sniffing Kizzy on this. We're sniffing Kizzy. Can I sleep on it? Can I sleep on it? I'm going to sleep on it. Maybe the Kizzy will on it? Yeah, you can sleep on it. I'm going to sleep on it. I'll give you an answer. Maybe the Kizzy will come out.

Yeah. I don't know. I just. Oh, that's the Kizzy. A line of Kizzy. That's Kizzy. How do you spell Kizzy? K-I-Z-Z-Y.

K-I-Z-Z-Y. Skibbity. Fucking. Oh, this is a mostly sports terminology. K-I-Z-Z-Y. K-I-Z-Z-Y? Skibbity. Fucking skibbity. Oh, this is a mostly sports terminology. Kind of. That's the first result on Google. Oh, really? Kizzy is weed.

What? Sniffing kizzy means I can spell that shit on you. Don't lie to me, boy. Oh. I don't know. Connor Griffin used the phrase sniffing kizzy like three weeks into starting Mostly Sports. And then Brandon and I just started using it to sound young.

That sounds like really old time. And now we're addicted to saying sniffing kizzy. Yeah, the kizzy. And I don't really know what it means other than I think. All the Reddit posts are for context. I'm a high school teacher my students keep using this phrase sniffing kizzy

I like your theory though TJ that feels like a good way to drum up interest yeah I'm gonna do wonder if like the general population is kind of lost interest in knowing that Joey Chestnut is going to win again so how do we get people to

get back in? And either way, it's a win-win for the vegan hot dog company because never heard of them until now. Impossible? Never heard of Impossible? That seems, yeah, they're probably huge. Well, I knew Burger King had the Impossible Burger, but is that a brand of?

Yeah. Oh, never mind. I think so, right? Yeah. Is it like that and beyond? I thought it was just like an umbrella term for vegan oh i don't know i don't know either would you rather be legendary and like infamous like joey chestnut he's not infamous uh okay

infamous is bad pearl harbor sure okay world renowned yeah like super famous the best ever Infamous is Pearl Harbor. Sure, okay. World-renowned. Yeah. Like super famous, the best to ever do it. At one thing and not rich. I don't know how much he's made, but we talked about him not being rich. Would you rather be super rich like Cody Zeller, career earning $79 million? I'd rather be super rich. No question about that. I'll take a risk.

Would you rather take all the harassment, being famous, and everywhere you go people want pictures with you and they just bother you and you can't really live your life like a normal person, but you also don't profit off of it whatsoever? Or would you rather have a pretty normal life but just untold riches? Would you rather be a circus freak that sucks down tube meats? Like I always say. Go back to your two-bedroom, one-and-a-half-bathroom, ranch-style home in a cul-de-sac. Or Tony Snell. Yeah. two bedroom one and a half bathroom ranch style home and a cul-de-sac or tony snell

or have so much fucking money and all the free time in the world and still not enough played in the nba not enough time to spend all the money you have despite having nothing to do every day you wake up would you guys rather i think it'd be tragic to be really good at something and have it not get like if you're like an mls player and be like i'm a i am an incredible soccer player and i it i'm not going to be rich from it and i'm also not like in a wrestler who busts your wrestler across like all those sports and then the added part of it is the people think you're rich. Right.

All your friends are like, I'm sure, Joe, you'll pick up the tab on this dinner. Right. Joe's like, I don't. But like a niche thing. Che, would you rather be the best hacky sacker in the world or in the NBA? Good question. Yeah, fair. NBA.

I don't know, but. Cody Zeller, I don't know. I feel like his life's not that great. How much money has Cody Zeller made? $79 million career earnings. Oh, God. His life's not that great. He's ugly.

He's huge. I don't know. I mean, sucks at basketball compared to the NBA. Compared to the NBA. Compared to the NBA. He's in the NBA. He's one of the best 2,000 or 3,000 players in the history of mankind. 79 million.

There are probably only a couple thousand people that have ever been better than him, if that. That's something. You're right. And he has $79 million. Why is he a joke? I just think he's really ugly. You think he's ugly? But is he playing the NBA? No, I've never been on Cody Zeller. You think he's ugly? Does he play in the NBA?

No, I've never been on Cody Zeller. Can we see him? Can we get eyes on Zeller? There are a lot of people that are really ugly that didn't play in the NBA. I'll decide. Yeah. Wait, and he's good. What? Current photo. Yeah, KB, you're going to do the

thing you do with quarterbacks, you're going to do with Cody Zeller. I will. It's worse with the NBA. That's not. Yeah, KB, you're going to do the thing you do with quarterbacks. You're going to do with Cody Zeller. I will. It's worse with the NBA. Quarterbacks and NBA fans. You can look at Cody Zeller and say anything, but what a great basketball player. This is who you think is underrated. His career isn't over, by the way.

He could still make more money. I would look like that for $100K. $50K. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what? Being Cody Zeller would probably rock. It would be awesome. Awesome, dude.

The only downside is being 6'11". Yeah, but still. I don't know. You get shorter as you get older. Shrink. I mean, you have $79 million. It'd be tough going on planes. What a stray shot

At Cody Zeller Yeah That was crazy I was expecting To see like a Gargoyle He's a yak fan He's our tallest yak fan

He's our tallest yak fan You're very handsome Cody Zeller You're very handsome That's crazy Cody Zeller I'll swap lives With you whenever you want

Damn Poor Cody That was brutal That's crazy. Cody Zeller, I'll swap lives with you whenever you want. Damn. Poor Cody. That was brutal. Jay. Jay would rather eat hot dogs fast than be Cody Zeller. I mean, Joey Chestnut, borderline American hero. Yeah. No, not borderline.

He is. I think that's a decent argument because he is a legend. Yeah. And he probably still makes a large amount of money. He's not ugly either. Here's how I'll explain to you. When Cody Zeller is sitting in his mansion and he's sitting on his nice, enormous couch being like, I've played in the NBA for 10 years.

This is awesome joey chestnut is in like schenectady new york trying to down 100 oysters in 10 minutes yeah is he still doing like a tour yeah that's how he has so he has to keep yeah i didn't realize that yeah yes he is the only competitive eater in the world that's getting, like, paid appearance fees, though. Like, he doesn't have to win to make the money. Right, but all these – but, like, his appearance fees aren't, like, crazy. I think his appearance fee when he did a Taylor Ham sandwich eating contest

in Trenton, I want to say it was – If you're going to Trenton, that's – no money, no money. I want to say it was 10 this show and he lost. It was $10,000? Yes. That's not enough. That's not like a ton of money. For 10 minutes of work?

But still to like fly to Trenton and have to try to shove Taylor Ham down your throat to make enough so that you could live comfortably while Cody Zeller again is sitting on his big couch. I'd rather be Cody Zeller. I always had a, this probably wouldn't work, but I wanted to do a book about athletes' couches. That'd be good. Because athletes' couches are always way bigger. What do you know about them now? Because I don't know.

I only know the handful that I've seen in person, and they're fucking awesome who's have you sat on spencer hawes okay awesome couch are you talking about size or quality both yeah i'm not big on huge couches they have a team to fill that out but they're such big humans that they need the big couches and maybe doing like a yeah like a coffee table book like hey here here's steph curry's couch do you remember the yeah no i love that yeah it's very niche you ever see davante smith's couch no he's not even a big dude but he has a couch the size of my apartment right yeah i they just have couches that are just way bigger than the normal human and i just, very niche. I don't think I'd sell a lot of them, but it'd be fun.

Well, what are you sitting on? What are you sitting on at home? Not an athlete's couch. Yeah, but you're definitely sectional. Yeah. How many bends? How many crooks? It's just one L.

Okay. Yeah, it's a regular couch. How many pillows? Great question. A decent amount of pillows. Yeah. Yeah. But, like, I don't have, like, you see the couches that are like bed couches.

Oh. Yeah. Those rock. Yeah, they do. That's my dream. Can we find Devante Smith's couch? Where'd you see it? Yeah, Twitter.

Yeah, I want to see all the couches. Right? So maybe this book would sell. Remember Shaq's episode of Cribs that Betty had? Yes. Superman. I need, yeah, Cribs is the best. I want to see everyone's house.

15 foot diameter bed it felt like. Big Cat why don't you just ask every guest you have on PMT for a picture of their couch and permission to publish it. But I want to do the interview. I want to go sit on the couch. You're doing this for personal gain. No I have to review the couch. Look at that.

That's what I'm talking about. Oh it's a love sack, dude. That's what I'm talking about. That's the goal. Oh, it's a lovesack sectional. That's, yeah. That thing's fucking sick. Yeah, that couch sucks. I want to be able to put my feet down. It's a little lumpy. It's a fucking bed, dude.

You can pull out the middle. It's too, yeah. You can pull out the middle. That's just a bed. I would have the middle square out. That's like, yeah. I just want to roll around in there. I feel like pro athletes really do value comfort in their off time.

Like they are experts at comfy seating. At chilling, yeah. Yeah, chilling, vegging out. Damn. It's an interesting couch for sure. I don't think I would want it. What's your ideal couch? It's probably just some cushions

You know I've been losing feathers left and right I plop down too hard You got a feather couch? You have a hell of a couch I have a big couch Yeah yours is nice And comfortable which is big

Thank you guys Dream gray? Yeah It rocks Yeah that's a good one yeah um can i oh wait oh god oh wow but he wasn't gonna eat him on the 4th of july i'll give you i'll give you my meeting with him you can take my time slot but he wasn't gonna eat them on the 4th of july yeah i hate to do this big cat but i think i might agree with the guy who signs my paychecks

i think i think i think i'm seeing a lot of good points made by the boss man right now and this is where the yak guest appearances end for mark titus good thing we didn't put you on the logo. Damn, is Joey... So is this the deal turn? Is Joey about to... I guess I love Joey so much. I just want him to get paid. I bet they paid him a ton, though.

Right. That's a big deal. He deserves to be rich. How old is he now? 200K. Dude, that's a lot of oysters he doesn't have to eat 1.2 mil

he doesn't need to do the Nathan's thing oh he's fine oh 1.2 mil is what he got dude he's gotta get paid I mean he should just go live on Instagram the same time this airs

it's an extra 100k a year if he was saying I'm doing the I mean he should just go live on Instagram the same time this airs and beat them if he said if he was saying I'm doing the Nathan's hot dog eating competition and I'm eating only impossible dogs 100% on your side can't do that yeah absolutely cannot do that I assume this was just him getting

paid to you know he's a little bit of a sellout, yeah, but I'm okay with him selling out. Let the man get a bag. Let him get a bag. Yeah. And there are consequences.

Yeah, that's like we're happy. We're a lot happy he got paid, but, like, that's just part of. This sucks. Like, if you're going to. Man. I'm torn up about this. If you're going to take the live golf bag, unfortunately you can't win the FarmersOnly.com event in Cedar Rapids.

Good point. Wise words, Titus. Good point. That's how this works. Wise, wise words. You have to take that into account. That should seal it right there. You're spitting.

No kizzy on that. Wait, what was that $1.2 million? That was the endorsement deal.2 million that was the endorsement deal yeah that was the endorsement deal not Nathan's he was getting 200,000 though to show up on the 4th of July

even if he didn't win at Nathan's did I read that right yeah but how much would he get if he won well still200,000. Worth it. Can you call him? Maybe he's sick of spending the fourth on Coney Island. Need to change the scenery.

Are they bug dogs? Oh, are they made of bugs? Yeah, they probably are. Why don't he and Kobayashi do a pay-per-view at the exact same time? Exactly. Oh, those two, they've both been kicked out of this event. Why was Kobayashi kicked out? He kicked himself out.

He had like a contract dispute. I know he stormed the stage. He was banned from Major League Eating because he was doing non-sanctioned events. Yeah. Major League Eating. They take themselves too seriously. Are there any semi-pro eaters? That would be sick. I guess all of us.

Yeah. Every human. I'm in an eating rec league. I'm not. I'm going to co-ed. I've never got paid. Is this Eric Badland's book of the year? No.

I feel like this is going to backfire on Impossible Dogs. Right? That was a good promotion. No, I don't think so, because he's going to be like, what, you turned your back, then you robbed us. I didn't know they existed until now. Yeah, but if you cause a stink over this, maybe that sacrifices Joey's bag.

Yeah. Maybe he's not going to get paid. I don't know they existed until now. Yeah, but if you cause a stink over this, maybe that sacrifice is Joey's bag. Yeah. Maybe he's not going to get paid. I don't know. Impossible Foods is worth billions. I don't know anybody who's buying it. It's quite the conundrum. Some people buy it. They are in partnership with Burger King.

That is their brand. Oh, it is. Okay. All right. Haven't tried it. What is it made out of? Beets Are they the ones that do beets?

Beets? I think beets are in a lot of those Beans maybe? Tofu? What's tofu? When I hear tofu I still think of The band Killer Tofu

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Ooh. I'm impressed. Unimpressed? I'm impressed. I'm impressed. Okay. Phew. All right.

Thank you, Malasek. You earned that, Ebo. People are predicting that you will beat the record next time you run the gauntlet. Whoa. That's a lot of pressure. I feel like I got kind of lucky on the goalie. Oh, it being Connor Griffin. Yeah, not being Jake.

Otherwise, I got to run. All right. I'm probably going to run the same time. I'll see you guys on Monday. Yeah, see you. Have fun. Have fun. Have fun. Yeah. I wouldn't hate it if my fight went down

What? I don't want to be alive When Joey Chess is not competing Can I ask you a question real quick before you go? Can I fight a girl At Rough and Rowdy? What? Yes, you can

Did a girl challenge you to rough and rowdy? I have just been challenged to rough and rowdy by Peyton. Peyton? The intern that chokeslammed? The intern you're 0-1 against? Yeah. She cleared it with Bree, and she wants to fight me. Do you think you'd win?

Yes. But that would be a bad look for you. Terrible look, yeah. But I mean, if she wants to fight, I'm down to fight. You can't do that. Kate? How is she already at the point where she's clearing it with people? I like her confidence, and I would like to see it.

I'm a little curious. I kind of want to see Mook punch a girl. Yeah, I guess I would be the best to look in the world. No, if you just really destroyed her. She's a petite girl. I might have like a hundred pounds on her. I need to...

That's a can't win situation. Yeah, you're right. Well, no girls. What if you could fight a giant girl? Yeah. Maybe we could do that. Okay.

It would have to be like same weights. Yeah. You use the word. Good job, Ivo. All right. If you're a big girl, slide my DMs. Do some exhibitions. This is all a roundabout trick.

They're already in there, so I'm just going to have to file through. Oh my god. I'm just kidding. Big girls, get at me. Sorry, Peyton. Forgot to find. Why did she, does she just, in general kind of... I think she's just like angry. Okay. And she's looking for someone to

fight. I support her. Che, do you think you could beat like a women's featherweight, flyweight UFC fighter? No way. How much would they weigh? The lowest weight class has to be low 100. Star weight is 115. No, they'd probably knock me out like two punches.

I don't know if they'd knock you out. If it's a professional fighter? I don't know if they'd knock you out. If it's a professional fighter? I don't know. 115 is low. Just move out of the way when they go to punch you. They would fuck you up. My only frame of reference is that Michael B. Jordan, like, Rocky thing, where, like, a professional fighter punches him and knocks him out cleanly,

very easily. Was it a female? Couldn't tell. Probably not. Was it a 100-pound female? Was it a 100-pound female? Oh, very easily. Was it a female? Couldn't tell. Probably not. Was it a 100-pound female? Was it a 100-pound female? Oh, never mind. You're done.

You're a toast, Steve. 25 and 3? That's Che's wife. Look at those cheekbones. Zhong Wai Li. Yeah. She's gay. A.K.A. Magnum.

Oh, she goes by Magnum? Oh, you're fucked, Steve. Oh, she's giving Magnum? Oh, you're fucked, Steve. She's giving you pocket aces. Oh, yeah. She could take all of us. Yes. At one time. Yes, dude.

They're professional fighters. She could probably kill me easily. Professional fighters. I would dice her up. Dice her up. 115 is so light. What are you clocking in at these days 170

I mean she's fast What's like 115 How tall was she Probably a 5'1 Yeah you'd fuck her up Kyle Yeah you would No I don't know TJ can we see some

Maybe I wouldn't I don't want that to happen. She's like one of the best. Oh, she is? Aren't they like super quick? That is what would get us. Exactly. Besides being crazy

out of shape. Yeah, she could probably choose the worst female UFC fighter right now. Oh, what's her face? We're still losing. No one we know.

I'm done. Never mind. I'm done. Yeah, she's getting me. I'm done. She is sleeping you in under a minute. I don't think she's knocking me out, but she's choking me. Oh, dude, you... Oh, yeah. No, you're just bear hugger

and then take her down. In my head, I would just wrestle her. Just do... Yeah. Oh, my God. No. You know who gets beat the fuck up? Fucker. Paige Van Zandt. She gets beat up. She still fights. She does bare knuckle. She lost to an OnlyFans model the other day.

Did she? Yeah, in boxing. Dude, she just gets her face beat the fuck in. She won't stop taking fights. Bare knuckle? Yeah. That's disgusting. Like, I don't...

Is that like a sanctioned league or it's like a... Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a new newer promotion I can't watch it It's super violent Every punch is just a knockout basically Really? If you get like glanced by a bare fist

Can you pull up one clip? You want to challenge Zhang Weili? No I don't Call her out? You'd fuck her up You'd fuck her up, Kyle. Kyle, you'd fuck her up. You got a shot. Party bus is a great name for a bigger fighting girl.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's Mike Perry who fought in the UFC. As did Tiago Alves. But, yeah, they just hit each other really hard. How do they not break their fingers? It's barbaric.

Oh, they do. Okay. That's the point of boxing gloves, just, like, they just hit each other really hard. How do they not break their fingers? It's barbaric. Oh, they do. Okay. That's the point of boxing gloves, just, like, to protect your hand. Oh, my God. Why do they do this? It's like a different medium for fighting. I don't know.

Money? Yeah, because it has to really hurt. Oh. Yeah, their faces are just destroyed. Mashed. I can't imagine wanting, having the desire to do this. Yeah, that's crazy. Different levels. Mike Perry's a psychopath too. They all have to be. Yeah, you have to be.

Yeah. But not to be. Yeah. Hmm. No, Kyle. But not to punch a girl. That's not psychopathic. You can do that. That's fine. Hey, she called me out. I'll swing. I think you'd lose.

Come on. I don't think you'd want to hit her, and then you'd get hit in the face. I think you'd lose. You'd pull punches. Yeah. Yeah, when it came down to it, I think you would. What's the worst look for you, winning or losing? I think you'd lose. You'd pull punches. Yeah, when it came down to it, I think you would. What's the worst look for you, winning or losing? I think a close win.

A close win. It would be so bad. I go 12 rounds. It's a split decision. The type of ones you guys hug afterwards. Yeah. She's a warrior. Respect, respect. Yeah, my god. It's not unanimous at all. TJ, who's the girl,

the meme, where her whole face is beat up and she's smiling and she's like, that was a lot of fun out there. That was from Bare Knuckle. That was a Bare

Knuckle fight? Yeah. Yeah. That's brutal. I picture this girl looking like that after Mook's done with her. It's a split decision

and her face is... No, I could never hit a girl. Kate, have you ever scrapped like have you ever fought in a fist fight very drunk fight yes very really yes i i don't i didn't think that was in your nature granted you fought the enemy in war but i they're very far away at that point it doesn't no um it's not the same no super hammer drunk um i uh a mostly sports sponsor uh oh not a whole lot of that and yeah chairs there was chairs being thrown like wwe was this at iup yeah ah and it was with

like my best friends scrap it was against four best friends all turned yeah yeah but no i i don't have that like i don't they used to make us do it's called mcmath like martial arts program for different belts in the military i fucking hated it i hated it i feel like if it comes down to that in battle i'll like just kill me because i'm probably that's morbid that's exactly what we want in a soldier does it come down to that sometimes hand to hand i mean it's rare but if you're doing like house to house clearing type shit yeah so you have to learn we're seeing and saving private ryan yeah yeah oh was it in there yeah kind of oh yeah they give you fake knives and you have to learn how to like whatever and i always in the back of my head i was like i'll just die that was your that was your choice yeah

my strategy yeah i'll probably just die i'll take one for the team they can put me in the front and just you know damn but we did you saying sorry to the enemy ever give up your position sorry sorry well i did in boot camp they like bye oh sorry i didn't know my bad oh am i in your way oh geez they did the like you learn like basic like karate moves or whatever and then you go home on boot leave and you think you could kill someone with your hands so i'm like out in my driveway showing my friends like trying to choke people out i and like check this out like i well you probably do know how yeah it was a war training yeah but if it came down to it i'm sure i'd get my ass beat pretty quick do you come from a military family no so what did you do when you told your parents what how did your parents react they were upset yeah they were pretty upset was it completely out of left field i mean i had dropped out of college and I had to go to AA meetings because of some legal trouble.

Been there, yeah. Yeah. So, like, I was, and they were like, did not want me moving back home. And I was like, what's my plan B? So, I just walked into a recruiter's office with, like, no information. And I was like, one ticket to military, please. Oh, damn. Yeah.

It was like that. It was like desperation, yeah. And patriotism on your mind was it more this is the best like this is a good financial decision for me or i want to fuck up these people who did us dirty i want to fuck them up no i i did have a i did have like a list of things when i joined of like things i wanted to accomplish and one of them on the list was like and this is like genuinely when i wrote it was kill a terrorist no way i was like i want to like yeah yeah yeah so there was a little part of me i was a different person then but you kind of need that mindset if you want i guess yeah but i kind of i drank the kool-aid

hard at first yeah you can't go over there and be like i hope i don't kill anyone i were sure i would i would i mean what why else are you over there it's not just protect the country they're to fuck people up you're going to war you're going to war yeah it was so weird i think i had a shirt i wore unironically that had a big bulldog on it said taking a bite out of the middle east and i would like wear that out on the weekends with like my dog tags out giant douchebag totally totally giant douchebag did they like rough you up in basic a little bit like hazed yeah but in a bad way no nobody ever like put anything in my butt oh that's what you're getting at but uh welcome back Mark yeah yeah welcome back no just at basic you mean yeah yeah

in the fleet that was that was with consent okay okay different ball of wax yeah what's it like being a girl in a very male dominated field like this yeah interesting is it similar a lot of guys telling you to take your panties off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a grizzled vet now. I know how that goes. It's all good. Yeah. Interesting.

Interesting stuff. I could never do it. Do you know Dakota Meyer? Yes, personally have met. I just watched his interview with Jocko. Yeah. It was insane. What he did is incredible yeah pretty crazy

what was it he so his unit got under attack and shit went terribly wrong and like on his own he went back in like repeatedly over and over with like all hell breaking loose around him to get people he's got purple a purple heart yeah yeah and a medal of honor god damn i know yeah a medal of honor yeah yeah uh-huh it was like certain death which you and like he was aware of it and he kept going but uh yeah interesting guy yeah it's great it almost made me cry almost yeah it's like when was the last time you cried Kyle uh yeah to like media to media

oopsie daisy um some movies maybe Manchester by the Sea a little bit sad that fucked me up big time. I should have never watched that. I never saw that one because everyone had that reaction.

Yeah, dude. I was thinking of going to see it, and I was like, whoa, dude. I heard The Whale, too, is cry porn like that. The Whale and The Wrestler won. The Wrestler? Oh, yes, the end of that one. Oh, Iron Claw. Iron Claw.

Yeah. I heard that. Unless you're Che. Oh, yeah, you were stone-faced. No, there were some definitely tough scenes, but... Nothing sad? I wouldn't say that. I don't want to say the wrong thing here.

Yeah. I think I remember what you said last time, and that was the wrong thing. Yeah. Your batting average is shockingly high for wrong things. It was the wrong thing. So good on you for knowing you're about to say the wrong things. Oh, man. I couldn't tell you the last movie I cried at.

I cry at movies all the time. You do? Yeah. I'm surprised by that. I'm not afraid to cry at movies, yeah. What's one that got you? WALL-E Big Fish gets me

Big Fish is very sad Yeah Big Fish gets me Inside Out made me feel something Really? I was dangerously high watching that Titus looks like the dad The dad with the big package

Who's that guy? I don't know him He's an animated dude watching that. Titus looks like the dad. The dad with the big packet. Oh, that's Inside Out. Who's that guy? I don't know him. He's an animated dude. Inside Out 2 coming out this weekend. Is he in anything else? Inside Out 2. Oh, yeah. He was less than that.

Of course it says Hot Dad from Inside Out. That's all he's ever done? Was he on Hot Ones? He might have done Hot Ones. He tapped out at Da Bomb. I'd love to collab with him. He's sick. He was

lusted after for a while. There was like people were photoshopping him with like gray sweats with an enormous package. You seeing that, just so we can make fun of it nick when's that midsummer thing you said you're going to is that there was last weekend how was that it It was pretty fun. A lot of street festivals popping off.

Yeah, I went to two in one day. Two fests in one day. I was way too bored. What do you do? You just walk around and drink and be outside? Yeah, I was way too bored for the arts fest. The art is expensive, and I thought there would be like prints. There were some prints, but it's usually just one of ones. He's dead.

Why would he be there? Prince. No, Prince Harry. Oh. Yeah. You're usually just one of one. Why would he be Prince? No, Prince Harry. Oh, yeah. So what's up? Like, do they really feel different or they just sort of all bleed together? I guess you've only been to two, but they were different.

Yeah, but I mean, it's just drinking outside. Yeah, that's what I feel like. And then it started drinking outside. I know in New York City, every street fair is exactly the same. What makes one better than the other? Because it does seem like some people are like, oh, that's what I feel like. And then it started raining. Drinking outside. I know in New York City, every street fair is exactly the same. What makes one better than the other? Because it does seem like some people are like, oh, that's one of the best. I guess amount of people, not too little, not too many. Yeah.

What kind of music do you want at a street fair? I want it to be Hook by the Blues Traveler. Oh, absolutely. By Blues Traveler. Over and over. How does that go? Titus? Yeah, the hook will bring you back yeah i'll sing it it doesn't matter that would be a cool challenge give somebody lyrics and they

have to guess what the song is what was his big scandal that he didn't he like abuse turtles or something what's the lead singer of blues traveler. Oh, TJ. They're from Princeton. Blues traveler. He wore like a salt vest of harmonicas. Yes, he did. Which is super uncool. I like,

I like bands that play that are cover bands, but you can't tell what song they're playing until they're almost done with the song. That's always good. Those are my favorite types of live music. This sounds familiar. What is this? But it's so different than what the actual song sounds like.

I couldn't tell this was back in black. You can't tell if it's an artistic interpretation and they're just putting their own spin on it or if they're just very bad. It's usually always the latter, right? Usually always. At the Arts Fest, there was this awesome band. It was just a drummer and two cellists.

There was headbanging. I'm looking at the lead singer, John Popper's Wikipedia. Huge controversy section. Oh, am I right? What did you say? That he killed turtles or something? He was known for arguing with a bot on twitter named ass bot why is that a controversy it was over politics over the trump campaign

yeah damn did you guys ever message with smarter child back in the aim days just be super mean to it i don't know no what's that yeah it, what's that? It was like a bot. AIM bot. Yeah. Oh, weapons collecting. Nick. What? AIM bot?

John Popper. Weapons collecting. I get them sent to me. Traveling studio. There's a motorcycle traveling. Diabetes. gastric bypass there's a tattoo I want to be brave tattoo

I don't see anything about turtles though where'd you get yeah maybe that was an urban legend I heard I was a bleeding heart liberal so I got a job hell yeah marijuana switchblade knife night fishing goggles and brass knuckles so I got a job. Hell yeah. Marijuana. Legal trouble. Switchblade knife.

Night vision goggles. Night vision goggles and brass knuckles. Oh my God. Ass. All right. Okay. Interesting cat.

Yeah. Plays the harmonica like a motherfucker. He really can. Would you rather have a controversy section on your Wikipedia page or be Cody Zeller? That's a really good question. Does Cody Zeller have a controversy tab on his Wikipedia page?

Ugliest fogly. Yeah. Did you guys see the clip of LeBron saying the N-word? No. Is it hard to find one? No. It was just like jarring because I've never heard him say it. Oh.

I've never heard him say it like publicly. Yeah, I guess I never have. Was he on the Barbershop Show? No. I've also never watched that. So maybe he says it there. Yeah, he lets shit fly on that a lot. That's the Barbershop, baby.

Yeah. But it was like um kai sanat drewski and kevin hart had a sleepover and lebron like facetimes kevin hart and says it and like drewski just freaks out he's like lebron says it like he said it in like a derogatory no no now hear me out lebron right? Yeah. I'm just saying it was like you never see LeBron like that. Does LeBron have the pass? There's no arguing that. Obviously.

He has the predominant pass. Smoot, give him the pass. LeBron, you got the pass, bro. I got to be honest. I'm a little lost. What word are we talking about, Moog? I didn't know you said. I just thought you'd be hoot. he's just like a buttoned up guy

i don't know it was almost like i get what you mean it was almost like seeing a white guy say it i wouldn't say it's that yeah i take back saying i know what you mean i no longer know what you mean yeah we don't know what you mean. Yeah, we don't know what you mean. Bron doesn't have to pass. Sorry, Bron. You're canceled. Watch the clip. You'll understand. Maybe.

Probably not. I'm having a day. Bron's canceled. I can't believe it. Did you guys on AIDA talk about Kaitlin Clark not being on the Olympic team? Have you guys touched that yet? No, we're talking Miss Alabama this week. Miss Alabama.

Oh, yeah. But Kaitlyn Clark. Kaitlyn Clark. Snubbed from the Olympics. Is she snubbed? Not good enough yet. Yeah, what are her stats? I don't know. I don't know.

She got drafted, and then the WNBA season started the next day. WNBA. It seemed like it. WNBJ. She's had some very good games, and she's had some very bad games. I mean, she's a rookie. She's learned her ways. Did other rookies make the team?

If not, unless other rookies made the team, I don't think there should be a big controversy. There have been rookies on the team. But were there this year? I don't know. There's no way of knowing yeah yeah we don't really know we just know she wasn't on the team i'm okay with her not being on the team this year damn why damn she put up like 10 points last night against the sun later her team stinks she's the most electric person in the sport she is the sport name five other players in the sport mook exactly that's the point oh steve that doesn't help your argument at all that doesn't help your argument at all steve oh no no i mean if kaylin clark was bad that was bad

on the women's team i I'd probably watch most games. I don't think, even if she's on the team, I don't know if she's playing that much. That'd be fine. Yeah. Would it? Still a buzz. I mean, was anybody watching the 92 Dream Team for Christian Laettner?

No. But people also watch college basketball in general. He's saying that people, there's a lot of people that would only watch women's basketball if Kaitlyn Clark was involved, which is not what they should be doing, but there is a lot of people that do do that. Sure. I understand it for ratings for sure, but if you're trying to build the best team, then I don't know if she's there just yet.

I think that's fine. She's been a pro for two months. Okay. Yeah. What did Miss Alabama do? We'll talk about that. And I think that's fine. She's been a pro for two months. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah. What'd Miss Alabama do? We'll talk about that. I don't want to ruin the episode.

No, we haven't had to record the episode yet. We're not going to talk about Miss Alabama. I understand. Okay. Prep sheet. The interns got a talking to today. Did they? By whom?

Was that you, Che? Lockwood? Hank. And how'd it go? I have no idea. Is Hank here? Should we get one of them in here? Nah. Hank's here. Is Hank here? You want to summon him? I would, yeah. Also, you got an update on the hat, right? The hat throw? We did get an update on the hat right the hat throw oh we did get an update on the hat throw shout

out to ally who let me know she said the intern signed my fiance's hat vintage florida panthers hat so that's tough definitely my fiance's fault but still hilarious i said what like there's no shot in hell he wanted an autograph correct and she said he wanted to give it to pmt memes because memes was an anti-Rangers fan during that series and the intern caught it and signed it. Like, just give the hat to memes. The intern intercepted the hat and signed it. There's a clip.

Wait, there's a clip? Yeah. We have a clip of this? I think so. But yeah, so moral distort, or in summary, she was throwing it up to give it to memes. Was he trying to be funny? But just to give the hat, not as a... That's it up to give it to me. Was he trying to be funny? But just to give the hat, not as a...

That's kind of funny, I guess, if you're trying to be funny. No, I don't think it was. You're like, what's the most douchebag thing I've ever done? Was he holding a Sharpie? I've no idea. Yeah, wait. Does he keep one on him? Oh, did he bring a Sharpie out with him?

He brought a Sharpie. I've talked to him. He is confident in all aspects of life. Yeah. I've had people ask me to sign hats, and I go, are you sure? Yeah. I don't think this is a good idea. I don't think I should do this.

Yeah, same here. The idea of catching a hat. Just signing is crazy. Someone threw their hat up. Oh, no. Sign it, threw it back down. threw their hat up. Oh, no. Sign it, threw it back down. Not the first autograph I've signed before.

What? I wouldn't say it's anything too special. An autograph or a signature? I think it depends on the way you look at it. To me, a signature is something you would do if you're signing a bill. Okay, an autograph. He's got cops that ask him for his autograph all the time when he's driving too fast. And you did sign a bill. It was a bill of a hat. He's got cops that ask him for his autograph all the time when he's driving too fast, yeah. And you did sign a bill.

It was a bill of a hat. That's true. That is true. Get him, Danny. Get him, Danny. Hell yeah, Danny. Wait, it's not his first autograph? What does that mean? It was your signature.

It was instead throwing it to try to get somebody else's signature. Would not surprise me. And that you ruined a perfectly good hat. That's definitely a possibility. Okay, are you a confident person? I would say so. Maybe too confident sometimes. Would you say cocky?

I think a lot of people would. Speaking of jaw-changer. In some moments, I'm cocky. Was it you that talked to the interns? I'm about to. Oh, you're about to. How's it going to go? A little teaser?

Direct. Just a little direct. Let them know where they're at. What is something they need to change? Or some of them need to change? Stop making noise. Yeah. Loud.

Obnoxious. No, just like their interns. People shouldn't be, except for the content interns. But are we coming across as old? Kate, no. These people are trying. Their careers are on the line.

I feel like I'm team intern here. I'm basically going to say, I mean, I interned for free for eight months. Tom Lay also, who's also, you know, senior video guy here. He was like a slave for like nine months when he first moved to New York I watched it and then finally like he like broke through

and it's like now it's just like you know we've created a happy-go-lucky environment which well that's the nature of an internship is suffering

you should be well no like you do a lot of hard work for a little pay you should be trying to get a full-time job I feel like they are treating it more like it's freshman orientation You do a lot of hard work for a little pay. You should be trying to get a full-time job. I feel like they are treating it more like it's freshman orientation and they're in college.

Summer camp. Yeah, which is fine as long as they adapt. Yeah, this is a place of business. I also think this office has gotten a little dramatic with like things spiraled and turned into this big deal and it's not that big a deal we just need to kind of get on the same page

we dramatize everything yeah but the internal drama is like is there internal drama happening? no like it's just like a game of telephone of, like, this person did this, and then all of a sudden it's like, did you hear what happened? And it's like, what happened?

Like, it's a bad thing. It's like, oh, all right. Like, that's not that. I'm out of the loop then, because I haven't gotten one of those talks in a long time. Did you hear? That's still going down? I'm, like, itching for that. I'm itching for it, too.

No, I kind of miss it. See, this is why I like them being a little squirrely up there. Better potential for gossip for me. Something about me must give people comfort because I just get told everything. And I'm just holding it all in. You got tea? Yeah, I got a lot of tea.

I've been sipping tea. But is it over-dramatized? For sure, yeah. People are freaking out over nothing. There's definitely an element to that. Is this interpersonal conflict or what? All of the above. That was only one thing.

I mean... Never mind. I worked in a couple kitchens and restaurants where it was the most dramatic place in the world where everyone just talks about their co-workers and I worked at a landscaping company with old dudes who were just union guys that was truly the most dramatic gossip really yeah they do talk they called it shop talks like they'd

be in the shop just fucking going in all day every day so it's like there is an element of that just every job in the world where like people just are constantly doing shop talk where it's just not that serious i didn't know we had any of that at barstool chicago me neither i i don't i don't like it but i feel like it's it's getting there a little bit and you know it'll be good has it crossed your mind they might laugh in your face as you like talk to them no okay i think people people think i'm scarier than I am. Yeah, what is that? Is that a tone thing? I think it's just resting anger face.

Yeah. I got that resting anger face. I have that too. Yeah. I have that too. Like I'll be talking to someone in a normal conversation and be like, what's wrong?

Like, why are you mad? And I'm like. Yeah. Wait, you're like that? Yeah. That's not good. I'm not fucking mad, dude. Yeah, you're a good person to scold them, I think.

Yeah. Yeah. And that's, yeah, they can hate me as much as they want. I don't care. How's the golf game? I'm watching everything, yeah. They're going to ruin my summer because I'm going to be locked in on them. How's the golf game?

Bad. Yeah. Me, Donnie. Me, Chef Donnie. Max and Jersey Jerry in a scramble. Went over par yesterday. That's not good at all. No.

That's not good at all. It was bad. It was a good time, though. Bogey average? We were plus three with four shots on every shot. That's bad. Yeah. That's horrific.

A good scramble is like a minus. Like to win a scramble, you have to probably be like minus 17 at worst. Oh, wow. And like minus five to minus 10 is probably average. Scramble is best shot. Best ball. We were plus three. Everybody took off.

If y'all suck, then that seems good. Yeah. If I shot a plus three, it'd be the best run of my life. Yeah. All right. All right, thanks, Hank. Good luck. Love being in the one chair.

We got to do the gauntlet? Someone does, right? No, I don't think so. Oh, not today. No, we're good. We're good. Che. Why'd you say that?

So that goes back to the beginning. There was a miscommunication. I thought that we had an Omaha Stakes read, but we didn't have to do it. Steven might be the most dramatic person. Yeah. Most dramatic. Most dramatic. Most dramatic. Alas.

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I'm also... I think I picked three. You seem to have, yeah. So we'll see what they give me. I picked mine based off an accessory that is in my son's room. An accessory in your son's room. Pack a cigarette.

Is it age appropriate? What do you mean? Is the accessory in your young, young son's room age appropriate? Like I have a bong in it? It's not like a soldier. It's not like a bong or a dildo. I have a tiny sword. Is it a bong or a dildo?

Yeah, no, it's not a bong or a dildo. No, it's neither of those things. No, it's age appropriate for him yes yes a furby that wrestler that always had the furbies furbies yeah funko pop yeah but i went off that and then i researched this person do you know freddie prince jr big he used to write yeah for wrestling oh i had no idea it's pretty cool shocked by that what does that mean i don't know who that is uh wrote the scripts and like he wrote like the drama lines for wrestling oh they don't even come with they don't do that themselves i guess not oh they got like a team writer's room i didn't know that i think brandon's trying to be that actively right he

said he'd leave this in a heartbeat yeah yeah probably be good at it you do both definitely yeah i'm nervous about the kiddies race nervous i don't think so i have a doctor's appointment at 9 a.m the next morning oh are you nervous about like your ability to drink beer or what no i'm gonna say i'm nervous about what i'm gonna say right not that i'm gonna say like slurs i'm more nervous that i'm gonna be annoying as fuck or like we said yesterday just sit here in silence that's perfect and i'm not really sure what either works yeah you never want to be the main character of a case race yeah uh it turned out good for sass but he was at the time anxious yeah the one where you guys had shane gillis that him and che that i i missed that one and i forget where i was but i still saw the group chat the next day yeah and their

scaries in the group chat made me feel like i was gonna have an anxiety attack like they were i was like what did they do yeah i'm worried about i'm worried i'm just gonna beat the fuck out of jay just like beat his ass just like i might have one too many and just fucking wail oh like you know what i mean jared leto and fight club yeah into a pulp yeah would you rather get like overly hostile like that not to that extent or overly like sentimental like oh i love you guys you guys have the best thing that happened to save my life i'd rather beat chay to a pulp yeah dude i'm gonna i'm gonna have one sip of beer and anamorph into mark walberg yeah that would be better it's just boston in the 80s man

oh my god you're defending it I need that graphic of me on an Animorphs nobody's ever cried on a case race have they we've gotten like emotional definitely gotten emotional there's been a sing along where I think tears have welled up. Okay. I know it's going to go poorly for me.

Yeah. No, I think you're... Safe bet. Yeah. Minus 3,000. I know it's going to go. You're one of the only ones here who regularly drinks a lot. I think you can hold it.

No, I think you're in the best position yeah but i still get yappy like when i get drunk like i can i can talk and we will see what i say and if i go mute or if i if i'm like over the top i think you could handle booze better than most yeah no you're not going to be like sloppy i'm going to drink a lot of beer sloppy is what you gotta worry about okay yeah and if history is any indication i drink a lot of beer. Sloppy is what you've got to worry about. Yeah, and if history is any indication, I have a tendency of being shot out of a cannon. I hate that. I start these things, and then I get very sloppy by the end.

So I'm going to try to learn from experience, but we'll see. What's the worst case scenario? What could we do, me or or titus being our first time that would haunt us forever i guess assault it's up there good for views assault yeah i think like being confrontational is probably the worst thing that's yeah yeah you just can't be an asshole okay i think it's fine to be like oh he was drunk and yapping like jay did you feel super anxious after that one or were you like i'm sure you didn't steve jay yeah yeah that was a dumb question so yes the reason that one sucked more is because we had to we agreed to go in the next day and tape a show that was like a reaction recap and

that moment was a minute and I feel like it was pretty early in the show and so there was two plus hours after that and so I woke up and I was like ah maybe that wasn't that big of a deal and then Quig sent the trailer and it was that

and it was personally mortifying yeah Che that went global. Can I say something? Low-key Kyle's fault. That reached tribes. You ruined the vibes. Yeah, I did. That hit some aboriginals. Oh no, I did. I brought that energy from the jump.

Came with abysmal energy. Wasted. Never show up drunk to a case race. That's crazy. I'll do it again. Fuck it, I'll pregame it. I can't drink more to a case race That's crazy I'll do it again I'll pregame it I can't drink more than like a few beers Then Brandon and Rico got into it too I think that's the recipe for

And then they hash it out It's like just fighting basically I talked to Rudy I'm gonna train for the case race I think Sunday night we're just gonna drink beers On a stream. Oh, nice.

So to get fucked up. Mm. Hmm. Oh yeah. Season getting it going into Wednesday. Yeah. Yeah. I might practice.

I think I drink better when I've already been drinking. Yup. Yeah. So I might rip a few shots. Exactly. Yeah. I'm a sober race. We're all, we all come in fucked up and i think it was billy that said you get drunk slower if you have like nutritional yeast in your stomach so i think i had a spoonful

of that before one of them and i just got i was sick and drunk yeah oh i just heard that warm beer gets you drunk more drunk more fast. That sounds right. Because it's all about your bloodstream, right? So if it's closer to the temperature of your... Oh, shit. That's why isn't some British pubs that only serve like warm beer? Yeah, and like in a hot tub.

Oh, yeah. One hour is the equivalent of two. I'm thinking of like high school, like you're keeping beers outside to hide them. There's a lot of that. You just get fucking blacked out. I need to find a gluten-free beer if anybody knows a suggestion. Hmm. Because I did high noon.

Corona. Do those taste good? No, nothing gluten-free tastes good. Ever. That's what I'm also. And I've been pretty serious about staying on track. Actually, gluten-free Oreos aren't bad, right?'re pretty good they taste exactly the same those are the one good gluten-free probably so artificially flavored that but gluten-free bread it's always wet but

also very dry um it's it's it's not good it's always like that big too. It's always like tiny pieces. Really small piece of bread, yeah. It sucks, man. But it's only for the rest of my life and that's not much longer. Oh, shit. All right. I'm going to spin the wheel. Game time. Game time.

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I might get a dramatic haircut tonight. Whoa. Kyle, you've been wanting an excuse for a dramatic haircut. Oh, yeah, an excuse. So it's not like my own. Did you quietly debut your haircut yesterday? I did. Quietly.

It looks great. I paired it with a polo so people were distracted by the polo. I think that's the best haircut you've had. Thank you. Since I've known you. The one year you've been here.

Who did it? What was the setting like at the barber? Oh, I have a swaggy ass barber. My boy Bennett. Spoken wheel. Was that all we'll see of this haircut

or are you just going to wear a hat until it's time for the next one? I don't know. I don't know. Probably. Just get a little... Oh. What the fuck?

Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Not what we wanted at all. This could be good. Some good options. I forget what's even on here. I don't remember what's on mine at all.

No, we never remember. I don't think Name Wheel should be on this. Mine is a sleepover at my house. Oh, that would be fun, man. No, it wouldn't. I think so. All right, sleepover at Mooks. Okay, wait, how many people can your place fit?

Three and a half, like four. We could squeeze. It's going to be a squeeze. I think we do an eliminator wheel for the three that stay at your place. Yes. Okay, so realistically, two in my bed. Two on the couch could work. No, Mook, you're on this this wheel you might not be at your house

oh wow okay yeah I love that let's do four four people? let's do four okay god bless whoever can I piss my pants to get out of this?

at mooks when's the last time you cleaned your sheets? Sunday. I do laundry every two weeks. Wow. Now, is this wet wheel rules? Is Hank on this? For the day we landed on this?

Yes, I think so. I think so, Hank, on this. I almost want to get it. Ebo too. As a mom, I feel like I would enjoy I think so. I think so, Hank, on this. This is bad. I almost want to get it. Ebo too. Ebo. Yeah. As a mom, I feel like I would enjoy fixing it a little. Malasek was on.

Was he? Yeah, he was in. Did he break the threshold? He was in the studio. Yeah, he was in there. Malasek. He handed the Omaha State to Ebo. So, Eliminator Final Four?

Yes. Okay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We have to do this. Yes. There's no questions. No questions.

We will do this. I promise. The wheel is deciding. This is important. Four is a lot of people. You've been there? Have you seen it? No.

No. Unbelievable. Okay. Now I want to go. Oh, now it's a party. Luke's not there. I want to swap with one of you that ends up at my place. Oh, can we bring a blacklight?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Zah. Zah would have been great. This is the worst. Yes. Zah. Come on. Oh, you lucky dog

Fuck That would have been so awesome I really, I wanted Titus Stop celebrating Who's gonna break the news to Big Cat? It's Big Cat and Malasek. Now it's realistic that it will happen. I wanted Big Cat.

Evo? This is gonna be a weird sleepover. It's going to be me, Kate, and Hank. What did you ever talk about? The wildest trio. Oh, no. I'm dying of anxiety. I even got there.

Oh, nightmare. KB actually kills himself. Okay, so we have one, two, three. What is it? One more. Oh, it's only four? Oh, no. Oh, my God.

There is no combination to create a conversation. There's no working crew. The crew. Holy shit. Oh, my God. We just each settle in a different corner and don't. We need Kate to stay. What a crew.

What a crew. Kate, I'm second-hand TJ. And it mooks. And we did promise. Thanks for promising that, KB. TJ, thoughts? Bring the kids. Yeah, I'll bring the kids.

All right, that is the sleepover at Mook's. Now the second bring his dog. Mook, you can crash at mine. Perfect. Perfect. My neighbor just bought a second dog, and it's been barking. Oh, hell yeah. That's exciting.

Yeah. Oh, no. All right. Yeah. Oh, no. All right. I'm excited, boys. Wait, Hank. So Malasek, Hank, Kate, TJ. TJ. Hey, Hank, you have to sleep over at my house.

Hey, boss. Yeah, hey, boss. Oh, my God. Oh, man. All right. Good luck. Big cat out tomorrow? Yeah.

Wait, are we out? We're out. We're out, too. Yeah, we're out. Big cat out tomorrow? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, are we out? We're out. We're out, too. Yeah, we're out. You guys are out? Yeah. We're going to have us replace with Gooch and Danny Conrad. Something like that.

Okay. Oh, damn. Let's do it. And Brandon. Just you three. Yeah, the big three. It's going to be just as good as that sleepover. People's favorite.

Oh, my God. Be the big three. I think you guys will have fun. Yeah. I'm sorry, Titus. I have an idea. I think you guys will have fun yeah I'm sorry Titus I have an idea let's do something fun but oh fuck

I won't be here it would be a good career move for you to not show up for work tomorrow yeah we'll do it tomorrow cool alright peace tomorrow yeah we'll do it tomorrow okay cool cool alright peace It's the act. It's the act.

Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee swap. It's the act. It's the act. See you tomorrow. I love you, bud.