Bowl Cut Brandon is Here to Stay | The Yak 2-7-24
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00:49 Way to fucking just... Put us out there. Put us out there. It's Stefan's fault I got caught saying that slur. Stefan. Hello, boys. That piece of shit. Day three. Day three.
01:00 I'm ready to tap out. Ready to go? I'm tired. But we're here day three Ready to put on a good show Hank's show last night was incredible What did you do afterwards that has you so tired? We had to finish the show
01:13 And then I didn't fall asleep until like midnight And then I set my alarm for 7.30 and I woke up at 5 Drats Brutal Drats, drats Brutal But we're here We're going to have fun ah drats brutal drats drats brutal um but we're here we're gonna have fun
01:28 yeah that's all I got the show was the show was great last night and then afterwards Hank put on a fucking show on the casino floor following the lead
01:38 of Stephen Che he was bombed Hank yeah hammered that's a funny choice of words oh yeah well I noticed though that his two writers weren't bombed. Hank? Yeah. Hammered. That's a funny choice of words. Oh, yeah. Well, I noticed, though, that his
01:47 two writers weren't in the room. Yeah. I don't want to be credited as writer. Wait, Titus and Brandon wrote for him? Yes. Nick, KB, you guys weren't there. I was going to go. And? I don't want to say,
02:03 but I will. I was walking to Walgreens to get some big bottled waters, and I fell down about 10 steps outside, and I thought I broke my ulna. What? Yeah, and it's really, really sore. Your ulna's sore. My hat fell off.
02:21 It was on the second step. I was on the bottom in a puddle. Fucking crossing the street in this. Did anyone witness it? I was on the bottom In a puddle Fucking fuck Crossing the street Did anyone witness it? One guy At the bottom And he said dude Oh no
02:30 But like now like It hurts really fucking bad To make like a fist Wait is it your Your funny bone? No It's right by his radius It's like
02:37 I have this red line Going down like Where my bone is It's a hairline fracture brother Is it actually? No I don't know Sounded good though But it's real
02:44 Like you can feel like it Feel my Feel that brand I feel like it's? No, I don't know. Sounded good, though. You can feel that, Brandon. Squeeze it. I can see it from here. Okay, that's bad. And I didn't go to Hank's. Why did you jump? Because I was waiting to see if I should go to the hospital. I fucking fell down the steps.
02:57 Steps are the worst thing to fall down. It's all corner. Okay, that's a good... Almost the only thing to fall down. Yeah, that's a good excuse, Kyle. I paid to watch. Oh! I had a date night. Well, that's a good excuse. Kyle? I paid to watch. Oh! I had a date night.
03:07 Yeah. Well, let's see the receipt, then. Yeah, I should have went, and I deserved it. No, but let's see the receipt, since you paid to watch. You could have just come and left in the first five minutes like Dave did. Yeah. Memes literally ran Dave out of the show. Yeah, I watched.
03:22 So, Memes got me to turn it off. Did he? I turned it off. He was so bad. Was he nervous? I told Memes afterwards, like, as bad as he thinks it went, just know that it was way worse.
03:32 I was very nervous. Were you excited? What? Were you disappointed in him? No, I'm not disappointed. He's not a public speaker. He was like, there's nothing I could do to make that.
03:42 Well, he put no effort. He did put no effort, so that's why I feel okay roasting him. Because it wasn't like. Can we show clips? Like if Hank. Hank did well. Hank had a couple moments that got a little iffy.
03:53 But he finished really strong. Told some great stories. He had a good lizard bit. He had a good lizard bit. The three people he hates in New York, Barcelona, New York was very funny. But he, and also the dead goldfish story. So I didn't even know that story. That was,
04:10 Hank, for people who don't know, he has a, we had a gambling goldfish named Larry, and he has a tattoo of Larry. He said some of the crowd didn't even know that. Yeah. He said only like three people clapped for Larry. So the crowd in Chicago and Night and Day. Night and Day. Yeah. The crowd, they, the momentum was so much stronger in Chicago. Night and Day. Night and Day. Yeah. The momentum
04:25 was so much stronger in Chicago. They were excited for him. It didn't help, too, that Hank started the show saying, anyone here live in Vegas? And everyone's like, yeah. And he's like, what the fuck? Are you prostitutes or gamblers? And that was it. It wasn't like there wasn't a punchline.
04:42 He just paraded them. And then for the rest of the show, he's like, why don't you guys give me anything? But he has a tattoo. So Larry, our gambling goldfish, who finished 60% of the NFL in 2017, Hank got a tattoo of him on his leg. When the tattoo artist said, I need to draw Larry, do you have a point of reference?
05:03 Hank didn't say, oh, here's a cartoon of Larry. Here's just a picture of a goldfish. He got Larry the dead carcass of our fish that was in the freezer at the barstool headquarters and showed him that. So he has a mangled, dead goldfish on his body. With a black eye, like a black
05:20 moldy eye. I always thought the tattoo was horrendous. I never knew that's why. That's a fun little tidbit. Hank could have googled the word goldfish. We literally had a cartoon of Larry. He could have just
05:30 did the cracker. He could have just done the footage and photography. He could have done the style line. Anything. Was he panicked?
05:35 I don't know, but that was a very funny story because I'd never heard it and I assume that was maybe a couple of your punchlines. Yeah, the tags. Yeah, you wouldn't get
05:43 JFK's blown brains out. That doesn't sound like a joke I'd make. But Hank crushed. I thought he did really well, given the circumstances. It was a fun night. Was it memes' fault? Memes?
05:55 So memes also said that he crushed in the pre-set, and he had a joke. What's the pre-set? The pre-show? He did a dry run. With no audience? No audience. So he crushed.
06:06 You guys made it seem like memes would do great. He's a funny guy. Yeah, you talked like memes is obviously going to... He was the least... But he didn't try to be funny. He's a funny guy. He didn't preface... He just got into reading a transcript.
06:19 Correct. Without prefacing, like, hey, this is a transcript of a lost episode. He also read a transcript of Monday's show. Right. That was... With Mac stuff. So I was like, what is going on? I didn't know what he was doing.
06:30 But I think he got a joke cut, which there was someone who cut the joke from Barstool, which I don't think they should be cutting jokes. But TJ, I sent you the image. He was going to put this up. Flight risk. Wait, that got cut? Yeah. It's crazy.
06:44 Why? The minute I thought it got cut, I was like, I'm going to put this up on the act tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. So someone cut that, which they shouldn't be cutting jokes on a comedy show. On a pay-per-view. On a pay-per-view comedy show.
06:58 That's Max as Osama bin Laden, also Max. That joke would have bombed, too. Flight risk. But yeah, memes. He said that he was the minute he felt nervous, he was going to play tequila and he did it like 30 seconds in.
07:13 Uh-oh. But it was a good night. It was a fun night. And that's a true punishment. That was that's a good punishment. Yeah. And we told the origin story of part of my take that you have to buy the pay-per-view to find.
07:30 I might have basically entrapped PFT into being Barstool for life via drug use. Ah. Yeah. You have a photo of him doing drugs? I was just stuffing cocaine up his nose in Arizona.
07:49 Barstool Pat, formerly gay, still gay, but dropped the gay from the name, has an album of every co-worker doing blow. Just in case they see snapshots the quickest, he shows it to me. He just swiped through it. It's unbelievable. Every one of us. He's a real monster. Not just because he's gay.
08:06 But it was a good night. It was a good night. Andave scurried out like it was it was all bang bang it was dave left and then two seconds later hank was like shout out my boss dave portnoy love oh that clip's online yeah that's unbelievable comedic timing yeah yeah dave look at dave's face he was in hell he couldn't even pretend to give like a sympathy laugh. Yeah. Well, because it was the perfect thing for Dave. Dave has always been hands-off with part of my take. He's like, I don't know what these guys do,
08:34 but they're popular. And so then coming to this show with no context, he was like, what is going on right now? He was in hell. Whose content do you think he gets and likes at Barstool? Pizza reviews? Yeah, probably pizza reviews.
08:50 Or Day Trader. Day Trader? That's Jerry's stuff. Yeah, Frank. You think he watches Jerry after... Yeah, Frank. Frank was very rude.
09:00 Frank had a very rude moment. What did he do? During Memes' set, he played cricket sounds from his phone very loud. I had to turn to him. He just scolded him. Yeah, he said, Frank, stop. But it was so loud that you
09:13 saying, Frank, stop, that it brought... Yeah, yeah. It was so quiet. It was very loud when he was playing cricket noises. So it was a good night. It was a true punishment. That was as brutal of a punishment as you could possibly have. I'm glad I just fell down 15 steps in front of the Gucci store. That was a problem.
09:32 That was probably on someone's like prank video, too. Like, you know how the people do like Vegas. Danny Jackal was probably doing. Yeah, she probably like stairway in Vegas. Prank videos are a whole. And then she was at the bottom of the steps and she was just like. Oh, see, it's just because there are. Yeah, Bush or shaved. Bush or shaved. Hey, you're cute. Just kidding. Vegas prank videos are a whole genre. And then she was at the bottom of the steps and she was just like What was the address? Yeah, Bush or Shaved.
09:48 Hey, you're cute. Just kidding. There's a camera over there. There are cameras everywhere in Vegas. What was the address of this? Oh, yeah. You think we'll find it? I don't know. Crowdsourcing? I was on the phone with my mom when it happened. And I hung up when I got to the bottom of the steps
10:04 and she thought I got hit by a car. She called me, like she texted me and I was like just walking with my mom when it happened, and I hung up when I got to the bottom of the steps, and she thought I got hit by a car. She called me, like, she texted me, and I was, like, just walking back all soaking wet, and, yeah, it was bad. She said I yelled. Oh, man. Yeah, fun night. That's a good excuse. Thanks, man.
10:16 How was the hockey game, Brandon? You seemed tired. It was very good. I did stay up a little bit too late. It was just very loud. That arena was just a whole like concert kind of feel. Like a lot of laser lights, a lot of theatrics,
10:28 a lot of... The goal horn is crazy outside. Crazy. Yeah. Yeah, you can hear it at... That's what that is?
10:34 Yeah, that's the goal horn. That's when they score. Hug boat. Were you left early? We left with about 10 minutes to go in the third period. There's so many Canadians
10:42 at the hotel. Oh, man. There were so many Oilers fans. Yeah. There were probably 8,000 Oil hotel. So many. There were so many Oilers fans. Yeah. There were probably 8,000 Oilers fans there yesterday.
10:48 They have such a great demeanor. I was with some Oilers fans at 10 o'clock going down to the elevator. Let's go win a
10:56 couple K. That's not how it works. They're feeling it. I shared an elevator with Seth Rollins. I did too.
11:03 I was first. I told you. I text you. I have the text. And you went an elevator with Seth Rollins. I did too. Oh. I was first. Nah. I told you. I text you and then you, I have the text. And you went elevator hunting? Seth Rollins was staying at the hotel? Yeah.
11:13 Damn, tough times for WWE. Yeah. Well, they stayed at that hotel last time. I had to come here to do interviews. I was on the elevator. I heard Nick and I looked up. The voice sounded familiar. I was fucking sad.
11:21 Oh. I feel like now you're doing tricks on it, little bro. That didn't happen. You didn't say... No, he's probably a fan of wrestling. Yeah, no. Yeah, he liked...
11:32 Wrestling content. Yeah, he liked that and he liked Fantasy Football Factory with Ronan and Hank. Yeah, a great show. Did you talk to him? Yeah.
11:41 What'd you say? I was like, hey, Seth, big, big fan. Probably bigs to Barstool. Nailed it. Yeah, a lot of Edmonton folk in the... What's Edmonton like, KB? Probably depressing.
11:55 It's got to be dreary. Reminded me of Pittsburgh when I visited. Really? That's probably... Oh, I've never been there. That's a Pittsburgh vibe. Pretty far up, too, into Canada. They used to have Eskimos.
12:04 Now they've got Elks. Yeah. Is Eskimo a slur? Yeah. Yeah. All right, Brandon. Hot mic, bro. Ronan, did I tell you about the most awkward exchange?
12:14 Probably more awkward than memes is set. Yesterday, we went and interviewed Kittle at the 49ers hotel. And so we were walking out with Kittle and Dre Greenlaw walked by and Kittle was like what's up Dre and I just turned around I was like shouldn't have gone after Big Dom and he just looked at me he's like what the fuck and he just kept on walking oh wow it did not land yeah it did not land I think they they're not even ready to joke about the it was I felt so so shitty saying that. It's like I'm not even a Philly fan.
12:49 I'm just like, oh, yeah, Big Dom, Dre Greenlaw. You just love security guards. Yeah. You're a fan of security. It fell so flat. He just gave me a shake of a head like, I want to beat this guy's ass. Explain that real quick. Who is Dre Greenlaw? He's the linebacker for the Niners.
13:02 Really, really good player. He's the one who got in the tussle with Big Dom when he got kicked out and Big Dom got kicked out. And he's in his own hotel. You could have taken a joke. But I'm like walking by. He doesn't know me. And I just said it like as we were crossing paths. It was basically like an asshole fan chirp inside the team hotel.
13:20 Oh, yeah. Yeah, it didn't work. That's a safe space. Yeah. You're supposed to be at home base. I violated that. Fuck him. Yeah. That's a safe space. Yeah. You're supposed to be at home base. I violated that. Fuck him. Yeah.
13:28 Shouldn't have gone after Big Dom. He shouldn't have. Big Dom got suspended for this season because of that. Yeah. And that's because he went after Big Dom. Yeah. The security guard was doing security. Big Dom shouldn't have been right there.
13:39 The security guard shouldn't have been right next to the coach like every security guard is. Securing? All our coaches now need security. Every coach has a guy.'t do they not am i lying steven they don't within on the sideline for sure yeah two other guys i don't know them by security guys also this doesn't happen we don't know big cats uncle big cats uh bobby lang yeah bobby lang st joe's you're just saying names two other nfl. Yeah, Bobby Lang. My stepfather.
14:06 Do you remember the beef between Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz? No. You guys are being haters. Big Dom did get to keep practicing during the week. He coached during the week. Yeah, that's all you need. By the way, that laugh you heard is Stephen Shea. He's here.
14:23 Oh, yeah. Shea? How was vacation, Shea? It was fun. Two and a half days. Very long. But it was fun. It was a good group of guys.
14:32 Yeah, we did some sightseeing. Not as much as we hoped. Four corners closed 20 minutes before we got there. And that was a whole ordeal. But it was fun. Yesterday, we stayed overnight like in the Grand Canyon National Park. We got to the park
14:47 at like nine. If we got there like 40 minutes later, there would be zero visibility. Like it started snowing and you couldn't see anything. Thank you.
14:56 Um, so. You got really wet and you became un-Asian. Yeah. Yeah, what's up with that? We did say that about you.
15:03 What do you mean? When you get wet, you turn white. Yeah. You lost your Asian-ness. What's up with that? We did say that about you. What do you mean? When you get wet, you turn white. Yeah. You lost your Asian-ness. That's fair. No, it's not. Not really.
15:14 It's the least fair thing he's ever said. Was I wearing a hood? I think so. Yeah, you can't say the black hair, which is the part that's calling card.
15:23 What's your telltale Asian sign? Yeah, what does make you Asian? Yeah, look at that part. Iowa has black hair. It's a calling card of Asians. What's your telltale Asian sign? Yeah, what does make you Asian? Yeah, look at that. See? I never thought of that. You're just a nerd. Yeah, my black hair is covered.
15:31 Oh, is that what it was? Oh, you see your black hair? Yeah, you have strands right there. A little bit. You never have strands. That's the first time we've ever seen strands. Yeah, I guess that's true. It gets all damp and down.
15:41 I usually flop it up. You sound like you've been through war. Me and Jeff D. Lowe were on the tables last night until like 1.30. Oh, so this wasn't because of the trip. It was because of you. Oh, no.
15:52 Dude, I had a great time on the trip. We were just doing immaculate grids for hours. It was fun. You fucking them up? I fucked up two the first day and it was bad, but we got over it.
16:01 Doing an immaculate grid with Frank is actually hilarious because he'll say, you know, whatever, Bill's 49ers, and he'll source options, and then he'll give it five minutes, and then he'll just name a player from the 70s he's going to do, and he just puts it in. Nobody's signing off on it.
16:20 But it's a good time. He will, though, if it's your team, so if it's like the Knicks or the Bucks or someone like that, he will take your answer, and if you're wrong, lights out. Mikey Betts got like two bears wrong around, and he like lost it.
16:36 What's the relationship between, because I've only seen it a little bit, but it feels like Mikey Betts gets the brunt of Frank's anger, and then Jenks calms him down. Yes. Is that right? Yes.
16:48 Jenks doesn't really get... If Jenks gets yelled at, he, like, guilts Frank about it later, and then Frank apologizes. And Frank is almost always in the wrong for that. Yeah. Jenks is correct to do that. But then, yeah, Mikey Betts, he gets the... He gets, like, screamed at by Frank.
17:03 Has Frank ever hit him? Not that I've seen Mikey come here but that like screenshot of Frank turning around that is I saw that face
17:13 several times on the trip but Mikey laughs it off though yeah Mikey he can handle it well Frank it bothers Jenks will Frank demean
17:21 Betts' self worth uh like truly dig at him like say you're worthless like you bring no value Frank demean Betts' self-worth? Uh. Like, do you truly dig at him? Like, say you're worthless,
17:29 like you bring no value to this crew. No, no, no. You have a life because of me. He's not like that. I made you, bitch.
17:34 But like, he's very clearly running the show. Like, we stopped at the first gas station and I was like, all right,
17:39 what time are we going to get lunch? They're like, I don't know, we got whatever Frank wants. And I was like, all right. So I was like, are we going to stop in a couple hours? Like, I don? They're like, I don't know, we got whatever Frank wants. And I was like, all right.
17:46 So I was like, are we going to stop in a couple hours? Like, I don't know, like, I don't know if Frank wants to. So it's like, we very much didn't have a plan.
17:54 Like, I actually didn't eat yesterday. It was just like, well, they went to the hot dog place and I was like, all right, I had so many hot dogs
18:01 the past few days, so I didn't want that. And yeah, it was, and Jinx, Jinx only eats Clif Bars. What? He's like allergic to butter or like any dairy product.
18:11 And he hates cheese. He's like, he can't be around cheese. Yeah. So I eat at least 25 Clif Bars in a few days. I asked him for diet advice
18:18 once and he says, I'm not the guy to ask. Yeah, yeah. I only eat one thing. He said I only eat two things. So you didn't eat and he just ate cliff bars and frank had a few hot dogs yeah jesus well you went to that tex-mex restaurant on monday night where you had the nice green chili soup yes yes yeah that was good um isn't
18:38 the green chili soup what got you sick at the chucky oh yeah david mustard yes you're right this place was not a brother's birthday yeah this place was not a... It was a brother's birthday. Yeah. This place was like a... It was like on a reservation. Did I say that right? Yeah, you could say that. No. Sure. Yeah.
18:56 So it was like... You weren't canceling. Sit your hairs up, you can say it. Reservation. You can't say reservation. You can't say reservation. I don't know. I mean, restaurants use those all the time.
19:06 Yeah, whatever. Oh, yeah. Actually, let's cancel check. Yeah. Like to make an appointment for 7 o'clock at the steakhouse? One R word, please. Reservation is a word for our people. You're not meant to say that word.
19:22 Oh, fuck. So what else? Like, I mean, did you guys sleep or were you just driving pretty much the whole time? We drove from Chicago to Texas in one day.
19:32 So we did a lot of driving. It would be like drive all day pretty much. Our only stops were hot dog stops. What did you do for gas? Buc-ee's? Did you align it with the hot dog stop?
19:50 Buc-ee's was a must. We saw a billboard for Buc-ee's. And Frank, I've never heard him talk so positively about something. He was like, this is the best place on God's green earth. And I've never even heard of Buc-ee's. And Wawa or Sheetz and those type of places I've seen. Huge gas station. Nice snack selection.
20:09 Buc-ee's is like half a mile big. Buc-ee's is a Walmart with gas pumps. It's way nicer than Walmart. You can get fresh peanut brittle there. Fresh what? You ever got fresh peanuts at Walmart, Nick? You fucking idiot. They're making fudge there. Fresh what? You ever got fresh peanuts at Walmart, Nick? You fucking idiot.
20:27 They're making fudge there. Walmart doesn't fucking have fudge. So you took hot dog stops and a Bucky's stop. Bucky's stop. Grand Canyon. Just hot dog stops.
20:40 No one else even tries to make a suggestion. Yeah, like if you had said, hey, can we pull over? I'm really hungry or like I need some air. They would have just been like, nah. They did not make suggestions. I made a few suggestions. Like I suggested, I was like, hey, can we listen to the James Winston interview on Part My Take?
20:55 And he was like, yeah, sure. He's accommodating. And Frank definitely respects me. I got that. Yeah, he let you listen to a podcast. He really holds you in high standards. He let you listen to a podcast. He really holds you in high standards. Was Frank sleeping? Comparatively. On the car ride? He didn't sleep at all
21:10 on the car. Really? Yeah. No, no car sleep. He was in the front seat the whole time. Love that. We listened to... We got in the car. He did not sleep in the car. What? He didn't sleep in the car at all? Nobody slept. Jinx fell asleep the last like 10 minutes of the ride. Frank will fall asleep just sitting at work. That's old, though. I think that that was like heavier Frank. Alright, fell asleep the last like 10 minutes of riding. Frank will fall asleep just sitting at work.
21:25 That's old though. I think that that was like heavier Frank. Yeah. Alright, so he's gotten out of that. Okay. Yeah.
21:30 He also like his he must feel like it's part of his job to do the immaculate grids because he I guess thought he was doing us a favor.
21:40 He cleared out his cookies. So he did What? Fresh. A tech term, Kyle. Wait, what? I can understand your confusion. I...
21:48 Not... He cleared his browser history. Say that. Say that. He cleared his... How does that make it so that it's... So he, I guess, shares the scores online. Yeah.
22:01 And I guess they save your scores. Okay. I don't do them as much, but... He cleared his cookies for you. He cleared his cookies, so he's going to do them all with us. Got it. So it's like the group activity for the whole ride.
22:13 Got it. How many grids are there? Like hundreds. There's one every day. Because he goes back historically and does them. Oh. But the other interesting thing was he listens to... I was wondering what the music situation was going to be.
22:27 Was it Yacht Rock? So that was a big part of it. But he had a radio show, or I guess it was a serious show that he had downloaded that was from the 70s. It was a specific date. It was a countdown of the top ten. I fucking love doing that, yeah.
22:44 Yeah. I love doing that too. We did that for eight hours. Was it Ed? Yeah, but it was an old one of the top 10. I fucking love doing that. Yeah. Yeah. I love doing that too. We did that for eight hours. Yeah, but it's an old one. Was it on this date? Was it February? Yeah.
22:51 And how, this week in 1978 or something. Wait, does he have it recorded or is it serious? I think it's serious but like we did a bunch of those but then I also learned
22:59 because we, you know, at the end of the night we were in the car 15 hours and wanted to go to sleep. Frank, and I learned this about Rico Bosco from surviving, he falls asleep to the rent soundtrack on his phone very loudly with the lights on.
23:13 Frank, similarly, falls asleep with Yacht Rock blaring. He loves it. Very loudly. So it became like, we're not going to share, you can't share a room with Frank. Did you guys share rooms? We didn't, no, no, no. Oh, I was going to say. When you're that close, it's like, we're not going to share, you can't share a room with Frank. Did you guys share rooms? We didn't, no, no, no. Oh, I was going to say. When you're that close,
23:28 it's like, and then the Frank. Did he like... It became clear he could not have a roommate. No. Did he ever like giggle or get real giddy? Yeah. What made him...
23:37 He cried. Yeah, that's the opposite. I don't know what the song... No, Joyful Cry. Yeah, Joyful Cry. So I guess it was the song... Oh, that's what that was? Yeah. It's an 86 match, right? Yeah. Whenever they won, I guess Bob the song is. Oh, Joyful Cry. Yeah, Joyful Cry. So I guess it was the song. Oh, that's what that was? Yeah.
23:46 It's an 86 match, right? Yeah. Whenever they won, I guess Bob Costas is saying it. They do a vignette. And that song is playing. And he cried? He cried. And he said whenever he hears that song, he will cry.
23:56 What song is it? I don't. It's a very obscure song. Mikey Beth's had it. We talked about this clip the other day. I know, but I need to figure out what song it is so that we can just play it on command. Desperado or something? That was a sign of a dozen.
24:08 Yeah. Like, if he hears it, he just... Oh, shit, you guys should come out to that song. What, whatever song this is? Yeah. To make him cry? Yeah. That would be a power move.
24:21 Yeah. No, I think that would mellow him out. Yeah, I think that would put him right where he wants to be. That would be a better position. Because it's a happy cry. Anger. And it's like a power move. Yeah. No, I think that would mellow him out. Yeah, I think that would put him right where he wants to be. That would be a better position. Because it's a happy cry. Anger. And it's like a championship cry. Yeah.
24:30 Hmm. So are you happy you lost and had to take this drive? Yeah. It was honestly very fun. And those guys were all good guys. We had a fun experience. Did he tickling? What?
24:41 Did anyone tickle each other? Or like play around? Tussle? Nuggies? No. No t each other? Like play around? Hustle? Nuggies? No. No hustle? Rough housing? There was zero tickling?
24:49 Wedgie? Yeah, I don't think I... Any pranks? Any pranks? Any hijinks? I think Mikey Betts threw one of the immaculate grids on purpose to get Frank mad. Oh, that's funny. Anybody rip ass and not let you roll the window down?
25:02 No, I didn't... The garden smell... I don't think anyone farted. The hot dog. That's not possible. You drove 28 hours only eating hot dog. The hot dog stops. And nobody farted? I farted, I farted.
25:18 It was silent. It's a Jerry after dark challenge. Trying to drive across the country without farting. I love that you didn't eat yesterday. Before you got started. They just didn't let you eat? No, it was just like... Went to the Grand Canyon, blizzard, wanted to get out.
25:35 We stopped at a gas station, so I got snacks, and then hit it here. But yeah, all the stops are hot dog stuff. But it's also very uncomfortable. I can't spoil it, but he didn't like all the hot dog places that he went. So he's in there and just saying how much it sucks. Hot dog places are not big. No. So they're maybe the size of this room.
25:55 So he's talking about how bad the hot dogs are, and the cook is right there. But with hot dogs, it's almost like not on the cook. It's on the sourcing of the hot dog. It's the meat. Yeah, there's almost like not on the cook. It's on like the sourcing of the hot dog. It's the meat. Yeah, there's only so much you can do. It's like the snap is dependent on like the casing of the hot dog. That would still be like the most disheartening day of your life. You're a hot dog cook.
26:16 Frank comes in. In West Texas. Yeah. Gets no customers and then Frank. Just a crew rolls in and just roasts your hot dogs, roasts your Ivan. All right, we're off to Vegas. I'm not even full. and then Frank. Just a crew rolls in and just roasts your hot dogs and roasts your Ivy Wings. Probably. All right, we're off to Vegas.
26:27 I'm not even full. One of them, I can't say which one, one we threw up. He had one bite of each of them and threw them out and then just proceeded to talk about how bad they were in this restaurant
26:38 at like 9 o'clock p.m. Oh my God. Closing with a skeleton staff. That place will be closed in A week It did in Jacksonville and I think the place did close shortly thereafter Wait what? When I went to Jacksonville with him he did that
26:53 He spiked the hot dog into the trash in front of the Oh yeah Cause he does it in the restaurant And yeah I think it's closed Oh man what a trip I'm kind of jealous Not really I'm kind of jealous. Not really.
27:07 That's fine. I'm not. I wish I could snap my fingers and be on it for an hour. Would you do it again, Steven? Yeah. They're not driving back. No, no, no. They're flying back. Yeah, yeah.
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28:54 Run your arm down there and then run your arm down yours. There's like a bump right there. Oh yeah, you're fucked. Yeah, that's cool. I'll sign your cast. Might be a bone spur. I don't want to go to a Vegas hospital. I think I can just ride it out, right?
29:08 Yeah. Let it ride. Let it ride. What? A couple days. Usually if you tear something, you let the swelling go down, and then you get, I mean, you don't know. You definitely didn't tear anything.
29:17 You're just talking about an ACL, right? Yeah. That's all the... How much money did you win last night? Oh, yeah. Uh, $1,700 maybe? What? What?
29:29 Oh, wow. Won like nine grand last night. What? He's a freak. He's a freak. We started playing craps, did okay there, and then roulette table just like... It boomed. Yeah, Rome was there.
29:41 Jeff was just called. We all had our set of numbers, and then it was everyone we worked with, and we all just decided to, like, heavy up on one person's number at one point. And then TJ was there. TJ hit on his number, I think. No, when Hank got there, on three of his first five spins, he hit the number. What? Jeff or Hank?
30:01 Hank. How much money did Hank win? But Hank was also like then he'd be putting like 500 on a number ah that's hank though yeah he's goofing he was celebrating yeah is he sniping like you putting all your stack on like one number or they were like it was spreading it out but like there would be one where it was like very clear that that was a stack and it hit like multiple times. Was Jersey Jerry there? Yeah, he was there at the first crew,
30:28 and then it was like, it was a ghost town. He had 100 on a number, and then he lost a few, and then he smacked his bed on a number, and it got very hot. Those guys behave like fiends on the table. I could never do that. Jersey Jerry was like, all three nights so far, I've been like, yeah, I gotta go work at like nine o'clock
30:45 and his heart drops. You're not gonna gamble with me? I'm like, I wish I could, dude. And he like, I feel like I'm letting down like a child. He gets so upset.
30:54 I haven't seen him in a couple days so I've been like concerned. He is like, he has like an unruly student, teacher relationship with like the, what is it,
31:03 the pit? Yeah. He won't stop vaping. It's smoke-free. And he says her name all the time. He accuses the dealers of not shuffling right. Or he'll ask, is this machine? Why is it not see-through if it's really shuffling like that?
31:19 I think Jerry might have an addictive personality. But he's also building a crew of his own. Oh, yeah. He was flanked by me. Lucas and Ryan? Lucas and Ryan, he'll, like, beckon them the same way that Frank will. I think it's kind of the dream to have a beckonable crew.
31:38 Yeah, that's true. I don't have anything. He was with the dude. You do. They're on the program. No, but I don't beckon you guys. I guess Che. Yeah, Che.
31:47 Che is definitely a beckon guy. And you'll rent him out. You'll put him on loan like a soccer club to Frank's crew. Yeah, that's true. He's a mook or a beckon guy. We don't beckon mooks. Oh, yeah. We don't beckon mooks.
31:58 I mean, Che has a job for me that's just strictly the job requirement is to annoy me. Yeah. Because there's no one is to annoy me. Yeah. Because there's no one who can annoy me like Che. You annoyed him today? Yeah, no, he annoyed me today. What did he do? He just reminded me of shit I have to do. But he's the perfect person for it because I hate every time he annoys me, but he never takes it personally.
32:18 If I had anyone else do it, it would just completely, the relationship would not be able to continue. He's perfect in all ways. I can just be like fuck you stop annoying me he's like cool buddy half my texts to him
32:28 start with the word remind yeah brutal or reminder and I ignore all of them yes until it becomes
32:34 critical a critical issue Brandon who's your beckon guy you speak Katie Stats no I don't no it's definitely it was Katie Stats
32:40 oh no you got beckon guys she's out she's no longer a beckon guy I don't have Connor Connor Griffin is Connor, Ebo. Connor Griffin is...
32:46 Ebo is closer to a Becking guy. Yeah. Really? Yeah. You have Megan making money bring you food onto the act. Well... That's true.
32:54 You just got to have a food person, too. Becking person, food person. Connor Griffin will preempt to jump out in front of being Becking and just do it. Yeah, Connor is... Has he ever challenged either of you in any way? Oh, no. Push back? No, no. We get it. Yeah, Conor is. Has he ever challenged either of you in any way?
33:05 Oh, no. Push back? No, no. We get it. We, in fact. Conor's our Che. We were fucking with him. We said that Ebo was paying his own way
33:12 to come out here for mostly sports. And Conor had to look up, like, there was like a 10-minute stretch where he was like, fuck, I gotta go, I gotta, like, buy a flight to Vegas. Yeah, yeah. He would have.
33:22 No, Conor, I had a meeting, I had to have a meeting with Conor last week because he, like, he's, like, over to Vegas. Yeah, yeah. He would have. No, Connor, I had a meeting with Connor last week because he's like overworked. And we like went through the whole list and he's like working like 200 hours a work week. Yeah. I just was like, dude, you got to figure out how to make it more like manageable here.
33:39 Yeah. He literally listed it all. And I was like, you just counted more hours than there are. That's him. Yeah, he'll just text us randomly on before shows it's it's like 20 minutes before we're starting a show and he's just like had a snafu at the pet store today um we'll be there as soon as possible and like we just looked at each other like what the fuck does he have cooking and then he's like i had an idea not doing the idea uh it was a huge mishap. What was he talking about? I got a job at a pet store.
34:07 That's the Connor Griffin experience. He just preemptively is like cooking up something. Yeah. But it always delivers. He would say snafu.
34:15 Yeah. It's just snafu. Does he? I'm almost certain. Yeah. Word. God love him. It's quick snafu.
34:23 He should be here Friday though because we kind of hinted heavily that if he cared about the show, he'll find out. Oh, no. That's an ultimate beckon. Yeah. You're beckoning him across the country. I don't think he has to be, but if I know Connor, he'll be here Friday.
34:37 No, Connor's watching. Connor, bud, enjoy your week off. Enjoy your vacation. Sit on your ass. The thing is, we're having Dr. Britt Baker on the show on Friday. She took a picture and put it on Twitter. She's a wrestler. She put it on Twitter. And dentist. Doctor? Yeah.
34:51 Dr. Britt Baker. What is she? She's a dentist. Oh, so that's not a doctor. That's absolutely a doctor. No, that's not a doctor. That's a dentist. Well, it's Dr. Britt Baker, DMD. She's a dentist. She's a doctor. This is not. She's a dentist. But she should... She's a doctor. She is a doctor.
35:06 This is stolen valor. Isaac Yankum was Isaac Yankum, DDS. He wasn't Dr. Isaac Yankum. Yes, exactly. He was also named. I think she's an actual dentist. She is a dentist. She has a dental practice.
35:16 But you're not a doctor. You don't get a doctor. Look at her header. You don't call a dentist a doctor. Yes, you do. No, you don't. No, you don't. Absolutely, you don't.
35:24 No, you don't. You're a dentist. You don't say I'm going to the doctor. No. No, you don't. Absolutely, you don't. No, you don't. You're not a dentist. You don't say I'm going to the doctor. No. No, you don't say you're going to the doctor. You're at the dentist. It's in the title. You're not at the dentist.
35:31 I call my dentist Dr. Posey. That was my dentist growing up. No. Dr. Posey. No. You don't call your dentist doctor. Yes, you do. No, you don't.
35:37 They're not a doctor. It's not medical school. They don't go to medical school. You go to dental school. Yeah, Walker's right. You call them Dr. Blank. No, you don't. That's in their title. No, it's not. You go to dental school. You call a dentist a doctor. Yeah, Walker's right. You call him Dr. Blank. No, you don't. That's in their title.
35:47 It's in their title. It's on their badge. You absolutely do. Yes, it is. Absolutely. A dentist is prefaced with Dr. Blank in their last name. What do you call your dentist if you don't call him doctor? A dentist.
35:57 Stan, what do you call him? They earned it. Yes, they went to medical school. They earned the DR. No, they didn't go to medical school. They went to dentist school. They went to medical school. They went to dentist school. But it's... They're medical.
36:05 They're dentists. That's what dentists... What does it say? Dentist. It says dentist. Dentist. That's you, though. You call them doctor.
36:11 No. I guarantee you the people in that building call that guy doctor. On their LinkedIn, it's doctor. No, they don't. It absolutely is. Doctors are not dentists. That's like a thing. I think this was in the movie.
36:20 No, one practices medicine. One practices dentistry. They are both doctors. They are both doctors. They are both doctors. But like, doctor just means you have a doctorate in something. And they don't have a doctorate. They went to dentistry school. So a PhD.
36:35 You're calling your dentist? What do you think a PhD is? A doctorate in dental stuff. You might be in the middle of doing doctor stuff. They don't do shit. They just look at the teeth and say, yep. Yep, looks good. The ortho, the hygienist does all the work.
36:48 Do we have the same dentist? My dentist is a twin. They were both dentists. No, mine was. Hey, you're live on the app, quick question. Does anyone call you doctor? Sometimes. But you're a dentist.
37:00 Yeah, but sometimes. I mean, I don't introduce myself that way. But do people in your office call you doctor? Yes, always. Oh, goddammit. All right, you failed. I was wrong. This was the easiest win of all time.
37:11 That was like Rhode Island versus George Washington. Damn it! I was wrong. I'll go hand up. Yeah, hand up. I was wrong. You got exposed as not going to the dentist very often. I actually do.
37:24 Well. No, he just doesn't respect his dentist. That's what, yeah. Damn it. But you're right, Kyle. The hygienist does it and the doctor. Yeah, the hygienist. The doctor.
37:33 Does all the work. The doctor doesn't do it. The dentist does it. The dentist comes in with like a mirror. Correct. Everybody in that building, when the dentist walks in, hey, doctor. Hey, Dr. Sanderson. That's because they're in the industry.
37:43 Hey, Dr. Wood. All right. If somebody collapses on a plane, is there a doctor on board? He's standing up? No, I think the plane is right. Unfortunately, I have to put my hand up. Right on his technicality.
37:55 I'm going to say right now, I was wrong. I don't like that. Because I have dentists in my family and they disrespect them because they're not full doctors. Right. I was wrong. But I was wrong. I was wrong. He wrong he said it i was wrong calls him doctor no i'm not i disagree you're also wrong no i'm going down with the ship on this one you can't go down the ship
38:14 they've already bailed oh there's no ship left yeah we know we jumped off the ship where are you still going where are you at i think uh technically they're doctors but so are phd guys you call your college professor does that mean a doctor? So is Dr. Dre. You gotta do. You call him doctor. Yeah. The point stands that Dr. Umar, Dr. Dre, these are, you know.
38:36 Doctors. Dr. Phil. Yeah, Dr. Phil. Dr. Oz. Yeah. So anyway, she's coming on the show on Friday. The dentist. Wait, so wait, you're staying firm?
38:46 I'm staying firm, yeah, she's a dentist That's fucked up, because I'm taking the L Why don't you call Britt Baker? You should have, I was Mark, I'm with you It's ambiguous nomenclature Alright, so Titus is just He's going down with the shit
39:00 I'll take the L, but I'm going down Sounds like I'm taking all the L Sounds like I'm taking all the L. No, I'm taking a lot of L. I went here and down. You're taking the forfeit L. I'm taking like the we're down 10 with 20 seconds left. You're still calling timeouts. I'm still calling timeouts and pressing.
39:14 Kyle, you got rouged when this was going on. I got rouged? You were red in the face. I'm just red. I'm red in the face. No, it was a different hue than you are right now. Oh, yeah. I got excited. It's nice.
39:27 Sometimes you guys just say stupid things and I just let it go. Stupid-ass shit. I'm finally like, yeah, I'm a big challenger. Do you ever say stupid stuff? My dentist rocks and now I don't think I can... Now he knows you don't respect him. Yeah. I don't know if Kyle ever does say stupid stuff.
39:42 Not really. Oh, you actually do? Yeah. It's kind of an Ach does say stupid stuff. Not really. Oh, you actually do? Yeah. It's kind of an Achilles heel of mine. Achilles. Kind of. When was the last time Kyle said something stupid? He doesn't do it.
39:59 He's infallible. You've said some dumb shit that got you lampooned on the Bachelor subreddit. Yeah. That's it. Kyle's like a, what is it Jack Russell terrier much yeah he's just sharper than all of us we're all just big dumb muscular athletic yeah and he's just oh you can tell he's smart yeah he won't run for a tennis ball like I see it in your hand and we're just running down the you can put food on his nose and he won't eat it yeah you go balance it right here what is the dog breed of all of us that's a good i'm a bass a hound i got big ears yeah you just bay lazy um i don't know jay you're probably a shih tzu
40:40 sharp i might be like a fat pit bull. A fat pit bull? Are there fat pit bulls? No, there are fat pit bulls. Yeah, but you don't have the edge. You're more like an American bulldog. Yeah. That's too small, though. Oh, it's too small. Are you like the dumbest lab?
40:59 Che might be a retriever. Chow chow. Yeah, that's true. I can see that. Yeah, Che could be a retriever. You're just agreeing with everything that's being said. He's agreed with every single dog, which is very retriever-like. Yes, he's a very golden retriever. Chow Chow. Yeah, that's true. I can see that. Yeah, Che could be a retriever. You're just agreeing with everything that's been said? He's agreed with every single dog,
41:07 which is very retriever-like. Yes, it's very golden retriever. Che. Oh, okay. I thought you were throwing something at me. Yeah, fuck. So she's coming on
41:20 the show Friday. Okay, all right. Back to what we're talking about. So she's coming on the show Friday, and she last week tweeted out a picture picture of her loving tate mccray the the new pop star yeah what is she known for other than being hot something singing something okay anyway uh connor griffin loves tate mccray connor griffin knows that brit is uh going to be on the show and he has demanded to be on the show
41:42 to facetime her just to have a conversation about tate mccray and he has demanded to be on the show to FaceTime her just to have a conversation about Tate McRae. And he has offered to possibly come out here and do it in person, just to talk to her about Tate McRae. This woman just is a fan of Tate McRae? Yeah, she's a fan. That's all he knows about her. She's a fan. And he only wants to interview her to talk about her love of Tate McRae.
42:00 He can do that now. He can just DM her. That doesn't feel like a fly out. He shouldn't. I agree. I don't think he should, but if I know Connor, he will be here for me.
42:10 I guess he just doesn't like Tate McRae that much. Yeah. I hope Tate doesn't see this. What if the dentist is like, I'm not that big of a fan of her.
42:19 Yeah, that would be the funniest way to fuck with him. Like, I just like one of her songs. She's like, I just, it was virtue signaling.
42:24 I felt like if I was a fan of her, people would love me more. So I just, I just said I was. Was Tate McRae one of the women at the Laker game that was falling over? Yeah, she's 20 years old. That was his Super Bowl that he took. Okay. Was it Olivia Rodrigo was there too? Yeah.
42:38 Because he loves, why does he love that like brand of pop star so much? I don't know. It's kind of like a teenage girl? Yeah. Yeah. Or. We've got a picture of him at a Drake concert. No, Drake Bell.
42:50 Drake Bell. Not Drake. Not Drake. That's still Drake. That's a funny picture. Drake Bell. Drake. You got to say Bell there.
42:58 With the hug me brother sign. He's the only dude in the crowd. Wait, did he really have the hug me brother sign? Yeah, he was the only guy in the crowd and he wasn't did he really have the hug me brother yeah he was he was the only guy in the crowd and he's holding up a sign that says hug me bro i've been the only guy at a concert before too what concert 98 degrees i had nick painted on my face for lachey not me for lachey oh the word my dad brought me yeah not even a picture no n-i-c-k and i was wearing a bucket hat my dad brought me and yeah. Not even a picture? No, N-I-C-K, and I was wearing a bucket hat. My dad brought me, and he was so mad.
43:28 They came out of tubes. It was so sick. Did you see Lachey's recent attempt to woo? Yeah. Oh, maybe we could watch that. He's getting back into the woo game. It's tough to get back in once you leave. Oh, it was bad.
43:40 He's singing with full throat, too. Yeah. Like, he should be singing that kind of softly and nicely. Really cringey. What was the song he covered? I don't know,'t know but he's like trying to make it every monday where he puts out a song it was something uh what was it was it john mayer no it was like a recent song i got probably booth so who's he trying to woo i don't know internet he's just trying to get a fresh crop there's the hug me brother. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, man.
44:07 Oh, man. Just all girls. That's Connor? I'm shocked Drake Bell has that many. What's the symbol they make for Drake Bell? This is at Connor's high school. Illuminati? This is a high school.
44:21 That's high school? This is Connor's high school, and that's their high school hand signal that they do. What is this? I think you'd be better off just yelling to us at this point. Is this Illuminati, or is this a vagina? Is that Drake Bell? I don't think the girls would be doing vaginas. Drake Bell.
44:34 Don't let Dante see this. Oh, shit, yeah. Illuminati. Are they making a... I actually think that Illuminati's behind the whole Taylor Swift, Travis Kel Kelsey thing at this point. Just want that on the record. So is he worth a flyer on MVP for plus 1,200?
44:50 Yeah. Illuminati. Yeah. And if they win, he retires after this game. Goes into acting. Does he propose? No. I want him to so bad because I want all the Swifties to like,
45:01 everything I know about the Swifties, they would be disgusted about being proposed to at a football game. Yeah. So like if he did like a third quarter like Jumbotron. Third quarter. Yeah. Hey, Taylor. Like points to the side.
45:16 And they'd all be like, that was so sweet. Like, no, you don't think that. Yeah. 2007 or 2008 Fiesta Bowl, Boise State, Oklahoma. Yes. Ian Johnson. Ian Johnson, yeah. I didn't watch it live.
45:29 He proposed. Was that on TV? Yes. Yeah, and it was very dumb of him. No, the reporter spoiled it. Yeah. The reporter was like, I got Ian Johnson, now here's girlfriend, and he's got a special proposal to make.
45:41 And then she looked at the reporter like. That could mean anything. But I feel like that was such a, he ruined it because like, if you, beating Oklahoma in the Fiesta Bowl is like instant head, but then you propose,
45:52 now you have to have sex. That doesn't seem like the worst thing. Wait, wait. All right. Like if you propose, like I feel like you have to have sex, you don't get head
46:05 That's a burden for him He got free head But you don't think the fiesta was sex? When that guy proposed to Hilary Duff Yes That's what I was trying to think of Was it Mike Comrie? Yes
46:19 And there's like paparazzi pictures of it. Okay. Kyle, you sounded jealous as fuck. Hilary Duff, there's like footage. Stills. Stills, yeah. Stills of her. There's no, you can't see.
46:36 You can just see her dropping. You just see a ponytail emerging. That was probably a huge ring. Had to have been. The Boise guy probably had a fucking. Tiny little ring. Tiny ring, yeah ring There's no I don't think he's getting his dicks up for that
46:50 I think you just gotta separate your highs If you beat Oklahoma, separate the highs Wait another day Now it's like she gets to celebrate It's like her night, but it's your night Was he planning to do it if they lost? Good question That I actually would be okay with because then you, like,
47:07 going by the Stephen Che principle, if you can't get hard after a loss, you want to have sex. No, but that's why he did it is because by doing it that way, losing was never an option. He put extra pressure on it. He was like, I'm going to buy this ring. He wasn't going to try to win the game until. I think so. He carried it in his sock. I don't know. He wasn't going to try to win the game until... I think so.
47:25 He carried it in his sock. I don't know. Maybe an equipment manager carried it around the whole game. I'm going to propose at Kyle's wedding. I wouldn't care. I know. I know you don't like the spotlight. Yeah, I would love that.
47:37 I'm going to announce him running for president at Kyle's wedding. All right. That would be the best case scenario. A bunch of people do things that overshadow the attention. Oh, man. Steven, rip off a couple ads. Yep. You did mango eyes.
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49:07 There's a man climbing the sphere? Right now. Can we see? The anti-abortion guy? Anti-abortion Spider-Man? Yeah. Oh, that guy climbed the New York Times, right? A bunch of shit.
49:19 He hates abortion venom. He's on top? He did it? Yeah. I thought we already did it. Oh, shit. Abortion Doc Ock would be so efficient. Abortion Doc Ock. He'd get it done so fast.
49:34 As big as that would be. I know Doc Ock. That wasn't as cool as I thought it was going to be. No. That was kind of a dud. Wait, so what's that guy's plan now? Just climb it and then everyone says, hey. Then they interview him and he's like, no abortions.
49:51 That's how they do it. Yeah, getting down seems difficult for me. Harder. You got to slide down. Slide. Well, there he goes. The best way to be pro-life is to risk yours. Yeah, is he going to slide?
50:04 Where is he? to slide where is he I don't see him is this live right now oh Sphere's Sphere should really troll him right now and just put a bunch of messaging
50:12 that he doesn't believe in oh yeah they could really is it actually the Spiderman abortion guy yeah I assume he does this everywhere oh yeah he did
50:21 he did it last year at the Superbowl in Phoenix yeah yeah they could easily do it right now being like, abortion's cool.
50:29 Yeah, playing paranoid. And we're just watching it. And he's just on it. Abortion's cool. The sphere is sick.
50:39 Yeah. It blew my mind. I know. I want to go bad. Did you see the magician yet? Oh, I bought it for the wrong day. I saw it on Billboard for him. Bad. Did you see the magician yet? Oh, I bought it for the wrong day.
50:46 I saw a billboard for him. Yeah. Bought it for the wrong day. So are you staying or no? My flight's on Friday. So that's a no. If anybody's here and wants to see Shin Lim. He's just a magician, right?
51:02 You said just a magician? He's just a run of the mill. He's a master of spell and cloud. Yeah, you can have my room. You don't want to wrap. Well, I want to see Shin Lim. I'm sure you'll have other chances to see Shin Lim.
51:13 Never. Is he Tor? No. In Vegas for a whole week and you didn't see Shin Lim? This is probably the best chance you'll ever have. That's a big mistake.
51:25 You could just probably buy him another night. They were really expensive. How expensive? You could get smoke on you. Do you want to go in the splash zone? Do you want to go
51:37 tonight or tomorrow? I'll buy you tickets. What the fuck? No, no, no. Yes. Yes, you do. You just don't want him to buy you tickets.
51:44 And then I'll give Shin Lim to somebody random. I'll't do that. Yes. Yes, you do. You just don't want him to buy you tickets. And then I'll give shin limb to somebody random. I'll do a philanthropy. No. I want to go up to a homeless guy and just be like, hey, man.
51:51 He's like, I'm starving. I got you one better. Let me see shin limb tickets. Have you guys noticed any new terms in the barstool lexicon of late?
52:07 Like a word Dave says then everybody starts saying? Yes. Mm-mm. Like banana land and stuff like that. Is there a new one? Shit, he's not. Wild. Wait, no.
52:15 Wild, yeah. He's performing tomorrow night. What are we doing here? A dozen. A dozen. Five. Yeah, no, we're booked. No, I'll give the tickets to Obama.
52:23 I'll give you my hotel room. What have you noticed, we're booked. No, I'll give the tickets to a bum. I'll give you my hotel room. What have you noticed, Rowan? Two. I've noticed saying people have a big dump in their pants. Oh. And then also... That's Peter McNeely, though. Is it?
52:35 Wasn't that? I don't remember that. It's flying around. And then the other one is correct. When people say correct. One of the worst one of the worst thing I've always said one of the worst
52:47 things that happened to Barstool was the 100% weight 100% yeah that swept me up what are we even doing here
52:54 alright that was wild that's wild a lot of people have just those rigs I like that that was specifically rigs
53:03 but a lot of people would throw around wild like that people That was specifically Riggs. But a lot of people would throw around Wild like that. People are throwing around genuinely like it's some intellectual... Correct. What has Balls got on...
53:13 What has he got in his rotation now? Balls live streamed playing Connect Four with one of his big-breasted women. And I just... That would be
53:22 the funniest podcast to catch somebody just listening to. Yeah. Audio podcast. He's really big into Mediterranean food women. And I just, that would be the funniest podcast to catch somebody just listening to. Yeah. Audio podcast. He's really big into Mediterranean food recently. Oh.
53:33 Well, he's always gone to... Cava? Naya. But he's like trying to do two weeks sober. Two weeks? Yeah. He's in the middle of a two week stretch stretch, and he's been massively big into Mediterranean food. He's loving Mediterranean food. It's his favorite type of food right now. That's his new booze.
53:50 Yeah. It's Mediterranean food, a branzino, or a baba ganoush, tzatziki. Hummus. Nice hummus. Who says dump in your pants? A lot of people. On Twitter?
54:08 I found the clip. TJQ play it. I think it is Peter McNeely, the guy who Tyson fought right when he got out of jail. Yeah. And killed him in like a minute. Like 20 seconds, right? Yeah....against a white guy. Give him a chance. Oh, he's incredible.
54:24 Keep laughing. Keep laughing. It's real funny, huh? Oh, he's incredible. Keep laughing. Keep laughing. It's real funny, huh? If any one of you doesn't respect me or what I'm doing or what I've been doing for the last three months since someone's been asked, going against a guy like this, you're going to have a big dump in your pants. He nailed it. Burn him. You're going to have a big dump in your pants. You nailed it. Burn them.
54:48 You got a big dump in your pants. Yes, that plays. Never a good sign if you're a boxer and at the press conference everybody laughs at you. Yeah, you're just yelling at the reporters instead of the guy you're fighting. But I think you could have played a drinking game on surviving barstool when people said correct. Correct. Correct was flying around. Correct. Yeah, I think you're right. a drinking game on surviving barstool when people said correct. Correct? Correct was flying around. Correct. Yeah, I think you're right.
55:07 A thousand percent was the other one. It went from a hundred to a thousand. Wait, it's a thousand percent? It was, yeah. I think it's slowly weeded out. I want to start one. Yeah, let's start one. What's a phrase?
55:20 I like that. You like what's a phrase? I'm going to roll with that, yeah. Or a... Oh, that's pretty good. Fisk. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
55:34 Wordless phrase. No, no, no, no. Ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, no, no, no. No, no, no. Dentist. George Kittle's calling. Book was fine.
55:44 Let Kyle get it. Book got nothing. No, that's not. Dentist. George Kittle's calling. Book was fine. Let Kyle get it. Book got nothing. No, that's not true. Book got nothing. No, people were throwing book at... People know when you use book. No, it was in the comment section of Son of a Boy Dad. They were saying book?
55:56 They were saying book, yeah. Damn. You just didn't push it hard enough. Yeah, we gotta start throwing book. You just gotta fully commit. Yeah, you guys have not done a good... We don't even know when to use book, to be honest. Yeah, right.
56:11 There's not a lot of situations. I do know when to use it, just not a lot of situations. Like on the trip, when would have been a time Steven could have used book? Does book mean like buy the book? Textbook.
56:24 Exactly, textbook. Oh, yeah. I don't even know. I guess textbook's already a thing. Like that's textbook? Textbook, yeah. Yeah. Oh, what is your helpful text?
56:38 You heard this one? What's that? No, what's this? What are you watching right now? He's saying... What did you just say?? He's saying, ooh. What did he just say? That shit cracks me up. Wait, what is it?
56:50 He's saying, ooh, brother, ooh. Is that a Muslim brother? Is that a Sunni brother? I don't know what the situation is. Situation. Oh, my God. I think you should drive back, Che Yeah
57:07 Drive back by yourself It wasn't a punishment Compare and contrast Yeah Che, do you always drive with your hands like this? Che and white Che No, sometimes I'll do this No, you don't
57:22 You don't sometimes do that If I'm in my town If I'm the highway, I'm going 90 miles an hour, yeah. You were up here. You were way too safe. You look like Tua. You're an oxymoron. I was like this? Yeah.
57:39 Yeah. Yeah. Was I looking back? No. No. Oh. I don't know. I mean, I'm not known for good driving, so whatever. No, duh.
57:48 No, clearly. Mm-hmm. So when you go like this, are you consciously trying to look cool, or is that just comfortable to you? Just laid back. Did anybody criticize your driving? No. How many hours did you drive?
58:05 I can only do like four hour shifts. I think I did like two. Why can you only do four hour shifts? I didn't. What are you? I get like very uncomfortable when my back tightens up and then I gotta like. Oh, I can go. This guy's a pussy.
58:16 I can go 14 hours. Yeah. You do that often. I love doing long drives. Six hours is nothing. Great thinking time. Yeah. Really?
58:25 I can sit in the back, but just like being locked. I can't sit in the back. You can't sit in the back? I'll go crazy. I can't either. What? I don't like sitting in the back. I can't sit in the back.
58:33 You get car sick or? I do. Yeah, sit in the back? I was thinking who the, you know, given we knew what the punishment was for a while, who would be your least desirable person to lose. No, I saw. Yeah. What?
58:44 Me and Frank would have got along swimmingly. Stephen, are there ever times when you drive with your family and you don't drive? Passenger princess? Like my wife will drive? Yeah. She have her hand on your thigh? I haven't ridden in a car
59:00 my wife has driven since 2007. Yeah. Your wife hasn't driven a car with you in it since 2007? 2007. You also don't let her show her face. I think I've done it maybe twice, and it's because I was drunk. Yeah. I was drunk in 2007.
59:13 Yeah. That's the limit. I never, ever let my wife drive. Yeah. Does she have a car? She drives herself. I never let her drive if I'm in there. But let me ask you a question.
59:23 If you drive her car, you drive. Yeah. Yeah. I drive both cars. Out of respect. I got to drive. It's the last thing men have. Oh, because you need.
59:31 I want to drive. They took everything from us. No. They're trying to take Shane Gillis from us again. They're trying to cancel him for hosting the show that he got canceled for. Yeah. That's double jeopardy. Yeah.
59:42 You can't recancel. You can't recancel. He's already been canceled. Right. There's no precedent for this, though. Yeah. That's double Jeopardy. Yeah. You can't re-cancel. You can't re-cancel. He's already been canceled. Right. There's no precedent for this, though. Yeah. We do have boots on the ground. He's good.
59:51 For Shane Gillis on TMZ. This is just... I feel like I'm in Charlie Brown's class. It's a fucking disaster. It's very weird. That's why he doesn't want to talk to us. All right. Just say what you said.
01:00:01 Rear's going on TMZ to talk about Shane Gillis. Rear is? Oh, hell yeah. Rear's going on TMZ to talk about Shane Gillis. Oh, yes. Oh, hell yeah. Brewer's going on TMZ to talk about Shane Gillis. Oh, my God. Oh, man. That'll be great. Rowan, you hit a fucking tumbleweed with D-Lo today?
01:00:15 I know, dude. It was terrifying. It was a doozy. I didn't know tumbleweeds were so big. Most of it was under the car in that picture. When it was in front of us, it was as like, as square and as tall as the car. Like a rolled up bale of hay. That's scary to do damage to the car.
01:00:30 That's a big boy. And it's mostly under the car. Do damage to the car? You had to stop? Somebody's knocking at the door. This feels like Pee-wee's Playhouse. I love Pee-wee's Playhouse. I ain't getting it.
01:00:43 Come in. Yeah, go get it, Che. I, like, bracede's Playhouse. I ain't getting it. Come in. Adventure's one of the best. Come in. Yeah, go get it, Che. I, like, braced my core. Like, I braced for impact. Yeah. Lawrence Fishburne was on Pee Wee's Playhouse? Yeah, he was.
01:00:52 He was the... Cowboy. Wait, what happened to the car? Nothing. Cowboy Curtis. Cowboy Curtis. And Keanu Reeves was Cherry. That's not true. No.
01:01:02 Cherry was a girl. Cherry was a girl? Cherry was a girl. No way. Cherry was a girl. Cherry was a girl? Cherry was a girl. No way. Cherry was a girl. Cherry was female. Who is it? Wasn't Cherry female?
01:01:10 Because it had lips. I mean, it was a fucking chair. Yeah, but it had lipstick lips. I got lips. Am I a girl? No. Mm-hmm. Do we have merch here, by the way?
01:01:18 Because I ran out of sweatshirts. I'll just run them back. I packed horribly. Because after I got wet yesterday, there was nothing for me. Really? Mm-mm. You're not thinking me. Really? Mm-mm. You're not thinking of Jambi? Mm-mm.
01:01:27 I'm thinking of Cherry. The chair. Yeah, but the chair had lips. I didn't pack enough clothes, and I just had to roll around in the dirt in the desert with Feidelberg. Oh, you guys did it out of order? No, he just wanted to do that with me. Oh, okay.
01:01:38 Nice. Yeah, there is still dirt on your hat. Is there? Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys see Mincy's tweet last night that he had to edit? Yes. The best.
01:01:47 He edits a lot of tweets. He edits, and he doesn't realize that you can still see the edited tweet. What did he say? Here it is. He's getting his forearm rubbed again. He's getting his forearm rubbed, and he says, next time we're going to beat those damn cocks. Getting his forearm rubbed. There's a new version of this post. Change it to Gamecocks. Getting his forearm rubbed. There's a new version of this.
01:02:07 Change it to Gamecocks. Did you see the video, though? Because she does look like she's being held hostage. Yeah, show us the video. I don't understand. Is this what he just does? Oh, I'm going to make you famous. What if Mincy never, like, he can't come in sex?
01:02:23 He can only do it with getting his arm rubbed and he's getting all these women to do this to him. Yeah. Man, I don't even want to think about that. What is going on? What is this video? The oldest lost earlier. I know one thing for sure.
01:02:38 How did he ask her to do this? We're going to beat those damn gang cunts. He's not breaking her eye contest either. It's crazy. Oh, he just... Good. What? Fielding. That probably is nice for guys
01:02:51 to spend that much time on our phones. There's probably something weird happening to our elbows and forearms. Yeah, you're right. That's a good point. What did you, what'd you shock today? The gym. Oh, full body. Yeah. What did you shock today? The gym.
01:03:06 Full body. Anything specific? Anything fun? The incline goes up to 30 degrees, which is double the standard treadmill, so that was fun. Kate just sent us a text that the guy on top of the sphere now doesn't know how to get back down.
01:03:24 Yeah, of course. He's on a big sphere. Who could have seen this coming? How did he climb it, though? He's got the suction cups. So why can't he suction back down? Yeah, I'll say this right now. I don't care.
01:03:41 Maybe this is controversial. Anytime someone does something like this, I hope they die. You hope they die or you don't care if they die? Yeah, I'd say I don't care. Maybe this is controversial. Anytime someone does something like this, I hope they die. You hope they die or you don't care if they die? Yeah, I'd say I don't care. Yeah. Oh, do you hope? You do it like you hope. Like when the Walendas do that shit, I was
01:03:56 rooting for them to die. Really? Is that fucked? A little bit. I don't know. That's just like, people shouldn't do that. Daredevils? Yeah, I don't like it. Nobody should have really it's morally incorrect How do people can evil die to know to do daredevils done? Right and then have someone come save you it's like when the people like try to swim like across the English Channel Then everyone has got to go save the coast cars gotta go save them because it's baiting the devil. You don't like that
01:04:20 All right, maybe I don't hope but actually I can yeah you do don't like it yeah I can't like monster trucks that's totally okay so what about you're saying what about the trucks you're putting on a show for the people yeah there's an actual show no that's not a show I don't like it when people disrupt other people's shit correct so we'll end up like correct oh yeah they didn't even realize said like like Like people who protest in the highway. Yep. If a stunt delayed my plane, mad. Right.
01:04:50 Mad. It's banana land. What about the two dudes? What about the guy who went man on a wire between the two World Trade Towers? Mm-hmm. You wanted him to die? Yes. Really?
01:04:59 I think so. Yeah, he's an asshole. He was French. I wanted him to die. Beforehand. Yeah. Alex Honnold, the free solo guy. He's an exception because I think he's the greatest athlete of all time.
01:05:11 But he's also not doing it for... He's also dead. He neurologically needs to do... Wait, he's dead? Wait, the free solo guy died, right? No, no, no. I'm thinking of a different one. No, no, that's a very different thing.
01:05:25 They're doing it for sport, and they're not doing it to, like, stop the world. What about Grizzly Man? Were you happy he died? Yes. Not happy. Remind me again. Grizzly Man was the one that got mauled and eaten by a grizzly. He lived with the grizzly.
01:05:38 He thought he had, like, some superior... It was not his friend Grizzly. It was the bad grizzly. I did not hope he died, but I also don't, I can't shed a tear. You can't, yeah, you can't be shocked. When somebody does something risky, you can... I don't want to say it's tough to be sad, but it's tough to be like, oh, how? There's risk that is for our entertainment that I'm not hoping for those people to die.
01:06:02 Like NASCAR. Yeah, like they're doing a sport, I'm not hoping for those people to die. Like NASCAR. Yeah, like, that's a, that, like, they're doing a sport, like, I'm not hoping for them to die. What about Super X? What about Super X when they're doing a massive jump? No, I don't want them to die. It's just the people who are, like, doing it for, like, some cause and stopping everyone else, and then we have to use public good to, like, save them.
01:06:19 That puts other people in danger. Right, like, a helicopter's gotta go save that asshole? Fuck that. Because, like, lifeguards, if there's somebody out in a place where they're not supposed to go, lifeguards won't even go out there to save you, right? Yeah, I think I'm right on this take. I think lifeguards are allowed to be like, if I'm gonna die doing it,
01:06:33 I'm not gonna... I would love to have someone help me out. I don't like this guy. Hope is a strong word. Hope is. I guess I'm not praying for him. He's gonna need a helicopter? Probably. I'm not praying for him to to die i guess maybe it's more just that if he dies i will not care why couldn't a helicopter just pluck him right up to the sills of the twin towers and save people i saw that yes the smoke yeah yeah i don't also also is it hard is it harder
01:07:03 than we thought i didn't get that much notice. I think helicopters are more difficult than we thought. Yeah. But the guy who went between the two World Trade Towers, the Frenchman, Man on Wire, he didn't need anyone to save him. He just did it and got across, and he was also a great athlete.
01:07:22 How did he die? Wait, so he... He didn't die. Ultimately, he didn't die? No. The Man on Wire guy is still alive. Yeah. How did he die? Wait, so he ultimately... He didn't die? No. The man on wire guy is still alive. Yeah. Is he still alive? Somebody tried that stunt, though, and failed, right?
01:07:33 I don't think so. Not recently. TJ, look up failed stunts. I don't think anybody tried it. Not in the last millennia. 23 years or so. Oh, I don't know why. Oh, shit.
01:07:50 Still alive. Oh, good for him. Philip Petit. Oh, that's why he's doing it. PP Petit. Mm-hmm. That's badass. Yeah, I mean, that's pretty cool.
01:08:01 And nobody got hurt, and he didn't waste anybody's time? I bet you somebody got fired. Was that's pretty cool. And nobody got hurt, and he didn't waste anybody's time? I bet you somebody got fired. Was that planned? Yes. A security guard lost his job, for sure. They planned it. They snuck in. They shot, like, a bow and arrow across.
01:08:13 Oh, not planned like the Walendas, where, like, they stopped everything and did it. No. No, they just did it in the middle of the night. It was during construction, I think. Yeah. They did have cops come up and, like, chase him, but because he's in between the wires, he walked over to a cop and then walked back. Yeah, that was sick.
01:08:29 Oh, that's okay. But it sucks that he's French. Oh, it's the worst. People in Alaska hate that Into the Wild guy. Really? Chris McCandless, I think was his name. Yeah. He does have some critics.
01:08:40 Not everybody, but there's a lot of... There's a lot of... Well, you put, like, other... Like, the police go look for you, like, you know, rescue people. But I guess there was a lot of... There was a lot of... Well, you put, like, other... Like, the police go look for you, like, you know, rescue people. But I guess there was a lot of copy... Like, people weren't trying to die, but they were just, like, inspired by his story.
01:08:52 Right. So they were like, I want to go to Denali. He's also famous because he failed. Like, if he got back, it would have been no one would care. What's wrong, Brandon? Ooh, that. Trying to wake up. Brandon, you just hit yourself.
01:09:00 Trying to wake up. Why? That book cover for Into the Wild had the ending of the book on the cover. Yeah. Weird. Yeah. What do you want to talk about, Rick?
01:09:08 You want to name running backs or something? I'm just struggling. You want to name running backs? Who's the best quarterback in the SEC coming in next year? Do you want to do a sports grid? You want to do a grid? No, we don't have to do a grid. Let's wake you up.
01:09:16 No, let's wake you up with just guys' names. Can we slap? No, no, no. No slapping. Say some names. Do we need a sporkle? You want to do a sporkle? All right, let's do a sporkle.
01:09:24 Sporkle's not going to really help. No, let's do a sporkle how we used to always do it, where you All right, let's do a Sporkle. Sporkle's not going to really help everybody else. No, let's do a Sporkle how we used to always do it, where you go around, and then if you can't get it, then you're out. Then you're out. You want to talk about Cool Spot, the 7-Up mascot? Yeah, you want to. All right, let's talk about Cool Spot.
01:09:33 That video game was good on Sega Genesis. Okay, cool. Yeah, he used to walk around snapping his finger. Cool Spot is the red dot between the 7 and the 7-Up. And you didn't even know who he was. Do you need some sweet tea? Do you need some sweet tea? There's some over there, I think.
01:09:42 Yeah, go get some. Go get some sweet tea. Get some sweet tea. Get some sweet tea. We'll do a Sporkle think. Yeah, go get some sweet tea. Get some sweet tea. Get some sweet tea. We'll do a sporkle. We'll get you awakened up. Hey, girl. I was actually going to say...
01:09:50 Hey, girl. He absolutely wouldn't say that. Girl over there. Hey, girl, too. Perfect. D-Lo, can we get Brandon some sweet tea? Wait, what are we doing? Thank you. We're going to do a sporkle and get you some sweet tea. We're going get Brandon some sweet tea? Wait, what are we doing? Thank you.
01:10:06 We're going to do a sporkle and get you some sweet tea. We're going to use some sweet tea. We're going to do a sporkle, round. I'm going to have a chicken tender. We're going to get you a forearm massage, a sporkle, some sweet tea, and get you woke up. Are we calling Jeff D-Lo now? D-Lo.
01:10:19 Just D-Lo? Yeah. That's too cool. That's too cool of a name. Like Brown. Oh, there we go. Don't be confused with C-Lo Green, but D'Lo Brown. He's a Browns fan.
01:10:29 I tried to get D'Lo Browns for him. Thank you. He doesn't need the cup. You're not a nickname guy, Che. I'm not a name guy? No, I don't think you get a name. That kind of worked. D'Lo Browns kind of worked.
01:10:41 Yeah. Could you put down a gallon of that, Brandon? How about we end the show when you have a gallon? Gallon challenge. A brief case race. All right, pull up a Sporkle, TJ. Let's get this boy back. Here, here.
01:10:53 Let Kyle do it. This is step one. Come on. He's weak right now. He's a sweet seat. He's going into anaphylactic shock. Do a long pull. Just give us one long.
01:11:10 Brandon, you're shaking. I know. I mean, he started slapping himself. Oh, my God, dude. Why are you shaking like that, son? It's good. It's good. Get him some more.
01:11:20 Get him some more. I don't know. I'm good. Where are we at? Doing Sporkle? Yeah. Let's talk about something you want to talk about, man. I don't know. I'm good. Where are we at? Doing Sporkle? Let's talk about something you want to talk about, man. I think a Sporkle would be nice. I feel like
01:11:30 a Sporkle, you just get to access parts of your brain. You get to go around. Get the brain going. Get the brain going. Just get the brain going. You want to talk about figurines? I haven't found a good place in Vegas yet to go man-taking. Let's go to Gold and Silver Pond. Yeah, but they don't have... Go see Chumlee. That's going to be expensive stuff. I like to go man taking. Now I don't have time. Let's go to Gold and Silver Pond. Yeah, but they don't have, that's going to be expensive.
01:11:45 Go see Chumlee. That's going to be expensive stuff. I like to go, $50 limit. I like to do that. You need to go to, you need to get some more Mango RX. Mm-hmm.
01:11:54 Shout out Mango RX. Big shout out. Did we do Mango RX? Yeah, we did. We have to do Steven Singer. Yeah. Real quick. Yep.
01:12:01 Oh, no, this is too, no, no, let's do, let's do a general one. Where can I... Can you text me that one? Not college football general? No, just do general knowledge. Grab bag.
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01:13:25 I got engaged on Valentine's Day. That lasts forever. Wow. Probably. Hope so. We were talking about how funny it would be if you were single. Oh, that'd be awful. No, we were saying that we could probably get you to eat pussy live on air.
01:13:40 I don't think you'd be awful. Would you do a dating show where you only... Why not? You're not naked. Would you only eat the... Like a dating show where you never met the... It's almost like, you're not naked. Would you only eat the... Like, a dating show where you never met the... It's almost like love is blind, but you only eat the pussy. Taste is blind. It's Top Chef's pussy.
01:13:53 Top Chef's pussy. He walks into the kitchen. Yeah. Like a summer day. All the women are on the table, spread eagle. One ingredient today, boys. Nope. Your ingredient's, boys. Nope. Your ingredient's pussy.
01:14:08 Ingredient's yeast. Chef, I made pussy. This is a beautiful spread. This is a Thai-infused pussy. This pussy is from Nigeria. Is Chop still taping? that's what we're referencing right?
01:14:32 yeah that's what you're talking about right? with Top Chef Top Chef same thing oh oh okay I don't know that program
01:14:40 you don't know Top Chef? I've heard I don't I've never seen it no Chop I've seen Chop I don't. I've never seen it, no. Top Chef is very famous. Chopped. I've seen Chopped. I'm almost, I almost think it's the most famous cooking show.
01:14:50 Yeah, I would say so. Yeah. It's the, like, first big one. It's the top one. The Great British Pussy Eating Contest. This tastes like beans and tomatoes. All right, let's do a sparkle. Come on, Brandon.
01:15:05 Calicchio's got a place out here. I almost went to it. Caligula? Caligchio. Oh. Tom. Yep. Okay.
01:15:13 Oh, you've got to try the pussy. Oh, man. This is going to be tough. Oh, boy. Yep. Can't read it at all. All right, Brandon, you're starting. Can we...
01:15:22 Yeah, I want to take a picture. Timer or no timer? I say Seinfeld. No timer. No, that doesn't say Seinfeld at all. It's the U, you're starting. Can we, yeah, I want to take a picture. Timer or no timer? I say Seinfeld. No timer. No, that doesn't say Seinfeld at all. It's a U.S. States. U.S. States. Zoom in a little.
01:15:30 Zoom in a little. Here, you want me to be a play-by-play guy? I'm going to read it. New Jersey. Show me New Jersey. All right. Category, Seinfeld foursome, first name only. Boring.
01:15:42 U.S. States with the word new in their name. Stages of insect metamorphosis. Okay. Still living U.S. presidents, Monopoly Railroads, U.S. or U.K. D. Adam. Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide books. Yep. Indiana Jones movies, Greek architectural orders, and traveling wild berries.
01:16:05 This is awful. No way. Let's do a different one. Yeah, that one is either too easy or too hard. After we've read that, we've read it for everyone, we'll do a different one. Was traveling wild berries the first super group? No, I think there have been others. Is that Steve Martin?
01:16:19 No, I think that's Tom Petty. Tom Petty, George Harrison, Roy Orbison, Bob Dylan. Oh, I was thinking of the Wild Thornberries. Bob Dylan's in them. Jeff Lynn. What's Steve Martin's name? Donnie. Eliza.
01:16:33 Nigel. I am. What was the hot one's name? The hot Thornberry. Debra. Debbie? I knew you'd have me. Thank you.
01:16:43 It was Debbie. One female swimmer with the most world championship gold medals. Okay. Three first names of the Zeller brothers in the NBA. Three teams on... Three terms? Terms on the pH scale. Four MLB teams with a color in their name.
01:17:01 Five movies featuring Jackie Chan and the following actors. Got it. Oh, this is good. Five most dangerous jobs in America in 2024, according to Forbes. Six countries with longest coastlines. Uh-huh. Seven playable characters
01:17:12 in the original Mortal Kombat game. Yep. 12 flavors of stovetop stuffing. You better not lose this. 10 movies where following actors did full frontal. This is made for you, Brandon. You can do this whole thing by yourself.
01:17:24 I've never had a soft top in my life. You want to start? I'll start with the swimmer, Leah Thomas. Yeah, I'll start. Red Sox. There you go.
01:17:36 Okay. Who's going left or right? Nick. Going right. I'll go white Sox. Cody Zeller. Blue Jays. White socks. Cody. Zeller. Blue Jays.
01:17:50 Oh, and that clears it. I got it. Okay. Sub zero. Nice. Me? Yeah. Rush hour.
01:18:02 Nice. Hangover. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Yeah, good job. Great fucking movie. Shia LaBeouf shows dick? Of course, bro. No kidding.
01:18:24 I'm... Holes. No, TJ No kidding. I'm holes. TJ typed it. I'll go salt burn. Acid. Chris Pine shows dick. Ben Affleck shows
01:18:39 dick. Tyler. Scorpion he's just taking the Mortal Kombat category from Canada where's pine show dick America States of America? Yes. Sonya Blade. Oh. Shanghai Nights or Noon. Which one? Nights. Both.
01:19:23 Bass. Bass Friend is this making you happy? Drink more tea Yeah I'm in it now Luke Here we go Johnny Cage Johnny Cage.
01:19:45 Johnny Cage wins. We got it. Neutral. Shit. I think I gotta start guessing Dick. Is it maybe Ledecky? Yeah, I think it is. I was too afraid to guess. That's what I was thinking. start guessing dick. Is it maybe the deckie? Yeah, I think it is. I was too afraid to guess.
01:20:06 That's what I was thinking. Yes. Yeah. Liu Kang. You're the only one brave enough to pull the trigger on us. L-I-U space Kang. Oh, yeah. Let's go, boys.
01:20:16 I might be out here, but I'm guessing dick. Gone Girl. Ooh. Nice. Hey. Repull. Gone Girl. Ooh. Nice. Hey. Repo. Karate Kid.
01:20:34 That's right. Yes. Come on. I might be done. What could be a flavor of stuffing? Yeah, right? Bread? You don't think podcaster is one of the most dangerous jobs, do you?
01:20:49 Depends on what you say, man. Yeah. I don't know what to guess. Australia. Nice, nice, nice. What is it? Longest coastlines. All right, Che.
01:21:03 Deep sea fishermen. Oh, don't have the Mortal Kombat guys, huh? I think I might be out. Whoa. You're out. Uh-oh. Oh, that wasn't a... Wait. Whoa.
01:21:14 All right, that works. That works. All right. Kyle? Philippines. I got it. Do you know that guy? Okay.
01:21:23 One eye? Two P's, I got it. Do you know that guy? Okay. One I? Two P's, one O. I'm racking my brain trying to think of Richard Gere's name. It's not. No. Oh, wow. TJ, show me. Did we lose it?
01:21:44 No. Show me original. Original stuffing. Damn. That was a good guess, though. All right, let's go with Raiden. R-A-I-D-E-N, yes. Show me underwater welder.
01:22:02 Who's this guy? That was Reid. Come on. What about China? Oh, yeah. No. Oh, shit. Is everybody out?
01:22:17 No, Chase. It's us two. I'm still in. Okay. If you guys don't hit on this round. Okay. Okay. Okay. Mortal Kombat? you guys don't hit on this round. Okay. Okay. Okay.
01:22:26 Mortal Kombat? Or you got Dick? Countries with the longest coastlines. Uh-oh. Oh, if I... See, I was an idiot. It's dangerous jobs. That's got to be...
01:22:36 I have other guesses. Oh. Yeah, Russia, duh. Yeah, that's... Russia. Let's go. let's go gotta be why the fuck did I not say
01:22:47 Russia yeah I know wow yeah I still think Philippines might be one yeah uh
01:22:54 South Africa no is that a bad guess I'm yeah no that was bad that was bad bad guess
01:23:02 uh Chile wow wow That was bad. That was bad. Bad guess. Chile. Wow, Brent. Fuck. Where do you see... Oh, you know where you saw Mark Wahlberg's dick? Oh, come on. Oh.
01:23:23 Come on. Ted? Who's left? Me and him. I've not seen that dick. I've never seen that dick. Why? I'm nervous for you.
01:23:41 Greenland slash, Greenland is Denmark. Denmark. What a guess. Damn. Boogie is Denmark. Denmark. What a guess. Damn. Boogie Nights. Oh. But that was a stunt cop. Knights.
01:23:52 Just, just, just, okay. Knights is in. Brandon! He's back. Do Greenland. I just wrote... I think you're right, Mark. The stovetop? Denmark should work. We're so stupid. It's like chicken. What Road Truck. I think you're right, Mark. The stovetop.
01:24:05 That mark should work. We're so stupid. It's like chicken. What's the answer? What's the... Yeah. How is underwater welding? That's...
01:24:12 Chicken, turkey, all that trucker. What about ice road trucker? Is it a police officer? Indonesia. Logging? Logging. Fuck. Yeah, beef.
01:24:17 Rap cameraman. Cranberry, savory herbs. I need to see the... American chicken. There's cop ones? Who's Kano? Kano was that guy with the one laser eye. That's what he does.
01:24:28 Okay, and Raiden had the hat. Raiden is the Asian guy. Yeah. Ba-dee-ba-ba-da. Indonesia. Indonesia. Kano sucked.
01:24:34 Yeah, Kano sucked. Loggers, roofers. No, you, nobody. Pilot. He throws the... What? I thought Pilot was a safe job.
01:24:41 Not the bushwhackers. Oh. All right. There you go, Brandon. You're back. What's bushwhackers. Oh. All right. There you go, Brandon. You're back. What's up? We did that for you, man. We love you.
01:24:50 That was huge, Brandon. Happy to cater to you, brother. Let you win. Yeah, we had to play a whole game so that you could do a show. Why are you doing a show? Woo! Want some turtle cake? I already had some when y'all were reading the answer.
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01:25:45 or we suck? How close were we? Not close at all. Not close at all, I don't think. Who hit? Kyle's won outright at Rhode Island.
01:25:55 They won by like 22. I know me and Brandon lost. You have North Carolina? No, I had Pacific plus 21.5. They lost by 41. I think it was pretty close. No, I strategically picked the last game of the parlay
01:26:12 in hopes that no one would remember. Yeah. My plan was the parlay is going to bust before we get to my game, so no one's going to be mad at me. The problem is if it's perfect to your game, you're the enemy. I know. Did New Mexico beat Wyoming? I knew that wasn't going to happen.
01:26:24 New Mexico did beat Wyoming. Who do we like today? I like Georgetown plus 12 and a half. Are we doing it? Eaton Hall. I also like High Point, 20 and 4 against – they're only minus 2 and a half. I like Stetson. The hat?
01:26:38 Stetson minus 3 and a half. Bennett? They're against Bellarmine. You like them? Why do you like them? What do you like about Stetson? Short favorite against a really terrible team, and the line is moving towards Stetson.
01:26:54 I like the USC Cal over. Give me Indiana State outright over Valpo. Are you writing this down, TJ? Yeah. Syracuse. I don't know if I have time to get it in, so someone might have to do it for me. Syracuse with an 8.5. I said Georgetown plus 12.5.
01:27:10 I'm going to take Xavier minus 3. Someone should take high point. They're 20 and 4, only minus 2.5. Jay, take high point. Does it have to be college basketball? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
01:27:21 None of your nerd shit. I don't think he's want to do his nerd shit. Jay? Jay? Come on, Jay. I'm going to do Xavier Moneyline. Because they're like minus three. I don't want that to ruin the parlay.
01:27:42 Yeah, I mean, Indiana State. If we hit it, we'll get a private plane home. Indiana State's minus 3,600. do you want to take murray state it's very state plus two and a half tj i might have you put this in for me because i gotta go to margaritaville by the way we're gonna be live margaritaville three to five today what's that venue looking like uh i think it's like jimmy buffett's house It's Margaritaville. Haunted. Haunted.
01:28:07 He recently passed away. He did die. Yes, Jay. What time of day? Maristay plus two and a half. So if it's haunted but he just died, it's a friendly ghost at this point. Why? You think new ghosts are friendly?
01:28:20 I think so. No, I think they're still pissed. They're kind of shy. That's how they die. Don't you think they're shy, though? No. They just don't learn how to be a ghost. They were wronged. But he died peacefully, didn't he? I don't know.
01:28:32 Why does he need to get a haircut? I'm getting angles like this. What is this? It's like a little Ashley Schaefer BMW. What is this? I thought it was going to be special.aefer BMW. Oh, yeah. What is this? I thought it was going to be a special.
01:28:46 I did, too. That's why I was confused. Y'all told me that. The Dozen announced the celeb guests for tomorrow already. Really? I thought there were surprises. Mine's not. Oh, they're announced?
01:28:56 Our graphic is made. Yeah, they just tweeted out yours. All this hard work, and they just tweeted it out. I don't know who ours is. Honorary Frank at Gary V will be with us. Did they do ours? I don't know.
01:29:14 Maybe they just did yours because it's locked in. Hmm? Maybe they just did yours because it's locked in. Okay. Ours, we have the potential to have the best one, but it might not happen. I told Jeff I would fly out Pokey Reese myself
01:29:27 but he's busy what's he doing? Jeff's busy or Pokey Reese is busy? Jeff and Pokey what the hell is Pokey doing? tell them about Austin Powers oh yeah
01:29:35 we did want to get an Austin Powers impersonator in Vegas he was he won he won best fat Austin Powers impersonator and he was
01:29:42 seven thousand dollars but I just wanted him to be the final answer guy and say yeah baby fat Austin Powers impersonator and he was $7,000. But I just wanted him to be the final answer guy and say, yeah, baby. Instead, we got Gary V. Billionaire Gary V. I'm pumped about Gary V. Is he definitely a billionaire?
01:30:01 I don't know. No, he's 100% not a billionaire. I was going to gonna say he's one of those guys who said he wants to talk about my teammate and everyone was like oh shit he should buy the jets i don't think he's even close to buying the jet well he needs to steal this coffee table i think he and dave are the exact same level away from buying the jets yeah not saying he's i mean he's not not saying he's not. He's a billionaire energy without being a billionaire. Smart by him.
01:30:27 Let's see what his. Can you just say you're a billionaire? 160? That's what Google says. Yeah, that's not even close. You guys were telling me he was a billionaire. Someone was. Like anyone could say I want to buy a professional sports team.
01:30:37 I thought he had like multiple billion dollars. That's, he gives that energy off. 160? Che, you got a 160. We got a clown in. Yeah, we do got a clown in. Yeah. In your Roth IRA.
01:30:49 Max deposit guy. In your money market. I did interview him once, and I asked him, one of my questions was, how much money you got in your pocket? And he had like $1,000, and I was like, can I have it? And he just gave it to me. What? That was cool.
01:31:01 Yeah. That was like in like 2017. How much money you got in your pocket? Fuck. That was like in like 2017. How much money do you got in your pocket? Fuck. It was at the Super Bowl. Can I have it? Oh, you know what?
01:31:13 What? Oh, fuck no. You have money? I do. I thought I had only $5. It's the parlay money. It's the parlay money It's the parlay money Don't fuck this up for us Brandon
01:31:26 We're gonna get a private jet back to New York Oh Oh I don't know You said what you said You said what you said Yeah So we'll go to New York first
01:31:43 Drop me off And then we'll go drop you guys off Yeah You'll come? No no We go to New York first, drop me off, and then we'll go drop you guys off. Yeah. You'll come? No, no. We go to New York first, you guys will come with me, and then we'll drop you guys off. New York's on the way. Yeah.
01:31:53 To in here in Chicago. Getting a private jet would be funny because we all have women out here. Yeah, you're going to have to... Brandon, why are you shaking, man? You're going to have to fly commercial. Turn your head. Turn your head. You're shaking hard. Turn your head to the left.
01:32:07 No, he is jittery. His hair was quivering. Yeah. Your hair is wild. I think it's because the sun came out of your hair. Your hair is wild. Wild, dude. I'm seeing it from the back.
01:32:16 How long is your bangs? Put your bangs down. Is there shit coming out of you? It's a small animal on your head. Oh, this is awesome. Yeah, that's what I like. Oh, I chomped. Oh.
01:32:28 Yeah. That's right. Please give you a bowl cut. That is right. Please. Haven't you people ever heard of? Please give me a bowl cut. Oh, my God.
01:32:36 What if I did, what if we did a wheel thousand dollars? Oh, my God. You look like a pilgrim. You look like a... Simple Jack. Simple Jack. Crock Thunder? No, the guy from the bowling movie.
01:32:48 Oh, Munson. Roy Munson. Oh my god, dude. Yes. Yeah, I know who you're talking about. What do y'all think? Can we do a wheel? $50,000 to you, bowl haircut?
01:33:06 Ooh. Or $1,000 and bowl haircut, or no $1,000, no bowl haircut? I can't. I can't. I've worked so hard with my hair. You haven't, though, right now. Yeah, well, once I get it cut, it'll look better. Yeah, once you get a bowl cut, you could also push it backwards.
01:33:21 Mm-hmm. Why me? You can say no. I don't... Say why me? No, no, no. 2,000? See?
01:33:30 Oh, no. Why? Why, Brandon? Why? No. What about a new boat? Why? I don't need a new boat.
01:33:36 I got a great... Yeah, you do. I got a great boat. Ty, just set the record straight about my boat. What record is it? Did we comfortably go around that lake and fish? We did. The two of us and not
01:33:45 one pound more than us. That's fine. It's weird having... It was the guy who owned the house before. It's a small lake. I'd never own another man's boat. I own his house. I can't own his boat. I would never own another man's house. Yeah. That's a total cuck move to own another man's house.
01:34:01 It was his throwaway boat. It was a bonus boat. Hey, I don't want this. I bought the boat extra on top of the house. How much? I'm concerned about your jitters, man. I don't have jitters. You do. Hold your hand straight like that.
01:34:16 Hold it out. What's the number? Hold it out. What's the number? Let's not play this game. What's the number that we could do a bull haircut wheel at? Five grand. What's the number? I's not play this game. What's the number that we could do a bull haircut wheel at? Five grand. What's the number?
01:34:28 I don't want to do this. All right, but there's got to be a number, and I can just say no. Why don't you go shoot for the stars, Brandon? 20 grand? 20 grand. 20 grand. 20 grand, I would absolutely do it. 10 grand.
01:34:41 Yeah, you would have to. You'd have to do 10 grand. 10 grand. You'd have to do five grand. A half and half wheel. Five grand, no. 10 grand, I would do. Six? 10 grand, I would do. Six, you would have to. You have to do 10 grand. You have to do 5 grand. A half and half wheel. 5 grand, no. 10 grand I would do. 6?
01:34:48 7 grand I would do. 6 you wouldn't do? 7 grand. I'd do 2. 6. 10. I'm at 10. I'm at 10.
01:34:55 I'm just 10. 6? 10. You don't want 6 grand cash. Imagine what you could do in Vegas with 6 grand cash. TJ, look up boat prices. I don't need a boat. Six grand cash?
01:35:06 Everyone's flying back first class. $6,500. Who's doing the bowl cut? We'll do it live on the air. We'll get a bowl. Yeah, we'll do it live on the air. We'll have a stylist come. Four and a half grand plus an unlimited bathroom pass.
01:35:21 Whoa. Oh, what about your own bathroom at the office? That's more valuable. Your own stall. No, because I get there so early that I'm... I would do that. But nobody else could use it. You have your own stall.
01:35:34 Nobody else could use it. Nobody at the office would respect that. No, it would have a lock. Mickey smokes would use my shit. Lock and a key. Lock and a key. Lock and a key. Lock and a key.
01:35:43 And you could trick it out. Own bathroom plus two grand. Yeah, you could roll out a carpet. You could have your own TP. And maybe iPads in there or something like that. Yeah, we could put a shelf. We could put T-shirts in there. Trinkets, bobbleheads, fatheads.
01:35:53 I gotta ask permission. Dolls. Off who? What? I gotta ask permission. Off your woman? Yeah. Can I get a bowl cut?
01:36:01 For two grand. Let me ask her. For your own bathroom. How is this being executed? It's a 50 cut? For two grand. Let me ask her. For your own back. How is this being executed? It's a 50-50 wheel. Right. So he either gets a bowl cut, but he doesn't get any money, or he gets the money.
01:36:13 He gets the money, okay. There's a 50% chance you just get the money. Yeah, and nothing happens to you. Correct. You're financing $6,000? Are you at six? No, no. Whatever the number was. Is that two in the bathroom? You're just going to give me $6,000? Are you at six? No, no. Oh, he's at two in the bathroom.
01:36:25 Whatever the number was. He's at two in the bathroom. You're just going to give me $6,000? Well, not if it ends on bullcats. I'll throw in shin-limb tickets. I'm also leaving Friday. No, it's a wheel. It's a wheel.
01:36:37 It's 50-50. So if it lands on a bullcat, I don't have to give you any money. All right. Well, we got a... Six grand. Oh, y'all can't see everything. Six grand or two in bathroom and parking spot. I don't need... I got a parking spot. All right. Well, we got a six grand. Oh, y'all can't see everything. Six grand or two in bathroom and parking spot. I don't need, I got a parking spot. With sign. I have
01:36:50 a sign. I just haven't put it up. Why don't we put all these on a wheel? And it's like two slices of bowl cut. Why is it me? Why can't everybody else join in this? No one else needs a bowl cut. Nobody else needs a bowl cut. All of us have pretty short hair. Yeah. Oh, no! Oh, no! Rome? Rome! Get me in the mix!
01:37:09 Get him in the mix! All right! Get me in the mix! I ain't scared! Titus? Whoa! I don't think I can get a bowl cut. I mean, I'm not the only one here.
01:37:20 I don't think I'm... I don't think I have enough hair. Nick? Nick could definitely get... So maybe we should just do a no-money, four-way, bull-cut wheel. Well, then... I want my own bathroom. Sounds like a great deal.
01:37:32 I love that. I want the bathroom. I want a bathroom in the Chicago office, even though... Yeah. A part in the middle. There it looks better. Oh, God. Middle part?
01:37:42 Okay, well, we have two more shows this week. Yeah, we'll figure it out Okay we'll do it Let me talk to management And we'll I will join I also It also is dependent
01:37:50 On how I do gambling today I'm just being honest Like the six grand offer May not be here tomorrow Okay But I also could go up But yeah Jeff Lowe might be able
01:37:59 To finance it Dude fuck the money Let's just We have to commit All of us Bowl cut How are you gonna bowl cut Let's do, we have to commit, all of us. Bowl cut? How are you going to bowl cut? Let's do a punishment wheel.
01:38:08 One person has to get a, what's the equivalent of a bowl cut that I could get? Bald. No, I ain't doing that. Mohawk. Tattoo. No gym for three months. Ooh.
01:38:21 All right, yeah. Eat now. Yeah, yeah. I could get something I would get I would get a crazy piercing Not a tattoo Nose ring Yes
01:38:30 I'd get a tattoo Okay I'll get a You don't want to get a crazy piercing He does Tattoos permanent Bull cuts for a month The images are forever
01:38:39 What What would Che have to do? Can't eat pussy Bull cut on him Would be problematic He has to be wet for three months I've had a bull cut You see it right What would Che have to do? Can't eat pussy. Bowl cut on him would be problematic. He has to be wet for three months. I've had a bowl cut. You see it, right?
01:38:47 What would Che have to do? No glasses. A walk cut. I can go no glasses. No glasses, no contacts. Oh, that's a habit. You just make people laugh. And you have to drive.
01:38:59 You have to drive everywhere. You have to drive everywhere. You have to bring your kids to work every day. Big diamond studs. Oh, hoopier. That would look way too good. Two hoops? Or a dangly cross.
01:39:12 Oh, a dangly cross. Che with the cross, a dangly cross. I would do one in the left. Sure. Of course, man. Okay, that would rock. Yeah, dangly cross. All right, so are we going to do it?
01:39:23 Yeah. And I kind of want to do it right now. I do too. I might have to get a bowl cut. Titus? What's the cash situation? I think the cash is out. I think we just have to do this.
01:39:38 I think just one person has to do it. You only have to keep the bowl haircut for what? A week? Two weeks. It should be a thousand bucks. I think it should be a name wheel. You only have to keep the bull hair cut for what? A week? A week. Probably a week or two. It should be a thousand bucks cat. I think it should be a name wheel. Whoever it lands on, and it's like the cash or the thing.
01:39:53 Yes. I can't. Brennan, it won't land on you. I'm not allowed. It won't land on you. You're not allowed? I'm not allowed. You drive your wife everywhere since 07.
01:40:02 You're not allowed? I'm just saying. Just stop driving there. You don't get joy. All right not allowed? I'm just saying. Just stop driving there. Like, you don't get driving there. All right, you're stuck in the house. I like what Ron was saying, that you get,
01:40:10 if it lands on you, you automatically get a thousand bucks. Deal. Brand. What do you want me to say? So if you're the one that has to get the bowl cut,
01:40:19 you still get a thousand bucks. What do you mean, what do you want me to say? Yes. Oh, shit. Driver crazy shit. At least you're driving. All right, let's just do me to... Yes. Oh, shit. Driver crazy shit. At least you're driving. All right, let's just do a practice run.
01:40:29 This doesn't count. Okay, practice run? Let's just see what would have happened. What would have happened. Because some people don't even have bad names. First name up would have had to get it. Okay. First name that it lands on would have had to get it.
01:40:39 I want something bad. It's a practice run. Okay. And you're Pierce? Yes. That was a good run. Can your ears pierce? Yes. That's a good question. A lot of a diss. Well, I mean, crazy piercing.
01:40:52 Reasonable question. So whoever it landed on would have had... TJ, you'd have to get fat again. Yeah! TJ, think how fun that would be. How fun would that be, dude, that would be a blast. That would be a blast for a little bit.
01:41:11 Oh, man. He's so mean. All right, so whoever it lands on would have had to do it. This is a practice run. This is just practice. Practice run. But I don't want it to land on me here. Yeah, no, I know.
01:41:25 Oh, damn. Oh, Roan, you survived those. Probably just runs. If I will sign on, can I do bowl cut? But I want to keep a long rat tail. Yes, I'd sign off on that. Thank you. Thank you, boss.
01:41:38 Thank you. Thank you, boss. Oh. I got wet as hell yesterday on that wheel you want to spin a regular wheel? yeah yeah let's do it Brandon you could also
01:42:01 just come in with a haircut tomorrow and completely remove yourself from this. No, because we'd have to think of something else. The wheel was so just yesterday. You can't do something you want. Yeah, I know. I guess I kind of do want to tattoo, but I don't. What about nipple piercing?
01:42:16 One nipple. Yeah, I'd do that. Would you do it? No, well, yeah, I would do it. I wouldn't want it. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said you wanted a tattoo for a while.
01:42:23 I know, but how long can you say you want a tattoo without kind of being like, you don't? You don't. Because if I wanted one, I wouldn't want it. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said you wanted a tattoo for a while. I know, but how long can you say you want a tattoo without kind of being like, you don't? You don't. Because if I wanted one, I wouldn't. You would have had it. Maybe we could pick it. Oh. Yeah.
01:42:33 Yeah. Hmm. Yeah, I would do that. Okay. I would do that. Would you get like a Cody Parkey jersey? Oh, man. That would be mean. parkie jersey. Oh, man.
01:42:47 That would be mean. All right, we'll think of something. Your bowl cut's really out, Brandon? What about rat tail? I'll work on it this afternoon, and I'll probably be able to do the bowl cut when I come in tomorrow. There's a...
01:42:59 You're going to have to really lay it down tonight. It's a one in eight chance. He has a very nice bowl. You don't get it. No, it's a one in eight chance. Yeah. That you don't get it. Titus has been very quiet. I'm thinking. I'm doing
01:43:10 a lot of thinking. Titus is thinking about his whole life. I would like the bowl cut, but it's more the growing. What's the timetable? You can slick your hair back when you have a bowl cut. Or you can just wear it messy.
01:43:25 You can't tell it's messy you have a bowl cut. Or you can just wear it messy. I've got to grow it back out. You can't tell it's messy. No, you don't. No, your hair will still be kind of long. It will just be in a bowl. To grow it out, you've got to do nothing. Yeah, but it takes forever. I would rock a bowl cut.
01:43:40 It's just more like, all right, we're done with the bowl cut. What do we do now? I think it would be easy. I don't need a haircut. You are right. Then let's do it. And then if it lands on you, that's when you have to do it. All right, what about dyeing it purple?
01:43:55 The rainbow. Well, how much would that cost? I'd rather get it cut. $20,000 for a rainbow? What about dyeing your beard black? Oh, that would actually rock. Hollywood Hulk. That would rock.
01:44:10 That would rock. Would you do that for free? You would look cool. Not for free, but I would do it. You'd probably do that for $50. Yeah. $50? Yeah.
01:44:18 Should we do Black Beard Week? You know, for Super Bowl two years ago, it landed on me to bleach my beard. What? I remember that. I bleached it completely blonde. We had goatees at the time. We just done goatee week. I bleached it entirely blonde and nobody noticed because my beard is just white. So it didn't.
01:44:37 We should do goatee week again. I would grow my beard out in dead black. Oh, goatee week rocked. I'd do goatee week again. We looked awesome We looked so cool What Kyle? If that isn't merch what is that? Yeah what could we possibly be getting?
01:44:53 Is there Oh there is merch We have boxes here for an activity We're doing tomorrow I got nothing from you bud Say it again We have boxes here for an activity we're doing tomorrow. Oh, I know that activity.
01:45:08 It's going to be very fun. Very fun. You know it? I know what it is. I don't know what items are. Okay, I'll just say what we're going to do. I won't say what it is. We have a sponsor, Memorabilia.
01:45:22 So we have eight pieces of memorabilia that we'll get to draft. And there's some good stuff in there. We get to keep memorabilia? Yes. What? There's some really good stuff. And there's also stuff
01:45:33 specifically that like someone would really want another person. Love that. We do a wheel for a swap at the end? Yeah. Okay. Good.
01:45:42 Fuck yes. Yeah. Maybe a little I want that. Yeah. I want that. Let me see the... TJ, did you send me the final list? Che, would you bleach your hair blonde?
01:45:54 Oh. God, you look awesome. You look really cool. You look like Junetow. Yeah, I think you would. Yeah, that's exactly who you look. Mr. Junetow! Yeah, yeah.
01:46:04 Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. There are some awesome... Can I say a couple of them? Mr. Junetown Oh yeah Oh shit There's some awesome Can I say a couple of them? Say one Say one Brandon can I get a clump Say two
01:46:12 Okay I'll say two Hand me a clump of that cake Hand him the clump There's a There's some There's a Taylor Swift one What? Like signed?
01:46:23 And there's a Boxing glove signed by Mike Tyson. Wow. Yeah. There's some good stuff. One of your favorites. One of Roan's favorite Sixers of all time, maybe. Signed something.
01:46:43 LaVoy Allen. Eric Snow. Oh. of all time, maybe. Sign something. LaVoy Allen. Eric Snow. All right. Good yak, boys. They land on dry. Did we do that? Great yak. Yeah.
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