The Yak - Brandon and Big Cat Engage in Supreme Debate PART TWO | The Yak 11-15-24

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

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Why did you wear black? Was I not supposed to wear black? Oh shit, do we have a different sweatshirt? Yeah. Can you find me one, TJ? It's a gray out. You find me a gray sweatshirt? Wow.

We're wearing our alternate. Connor Griffin, grab me a gray sweatshirt, please. Nope, it's too late. We're all synced up, but you're out. Shit. TJ's repping gray, too. I know. I want in on the action.

Zah. What are you wearing in there? What do we got, Shay? I could not be wearing less gray. I was wearing the opposite. I thought you'd be less. I could not. Thank you.

I could not get any less gray. Thank you. Thank you. Oh. Oh. That's not the best shot free show. That wasn't a fair shot at all. That was my C-section Scott. There we go. Oh yeah. Yeah. We go. Speaking of that I have a take. I don't think gray uniforms have ever been good. There's no good gray uniform. Ah, there's no Texas. Was it Texas Tech or the Grays against Colorado the other day? I couldn't stop looking at how bad those uniformed Ohio State will wear gray every so often. I hate when we did Oregon. I hate when you guys do it. Who's got a good

gray uniform Georgetown Georgetown. Good answer. Good answer. But that's their color. Georgetown. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good.

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Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Georgetown's not good. Color right theoretically going to grace should not be that risky of a move But I agree with you like I hate when like like I think Kansas might do it where they wear a gray It's like this. Yeah, Rose. Who else is great. I don't hate cups of it. Yeah, I was gonna say I don't hate the car Oh, yeah, the road the road, but that's based on off. That's a road. That's also every baseball team I like the Bucks dark grays isn't like every baseball team gray on the road. That's your white at home gray on the road, right?

Yeah, it depends what's complementing it blue with who isn't Dark gray is the favorite. Isn't like every baseball team gray on the road? It's your white at home gray on the road, right? Yeah, I thought so. It depends what's complementing it. The blue with the cups goes away. Who isn't gray on the road? The gray's not the, yeah, it's the road. Yeah, the road. Who's the alternate?

Every team, every baseball team essentially has some version of a road that's... Oh, but they don't call that gray. What do you call that? Dark gray is different. Pewter. Slate. No, pewter's gross. I feel like gray is meant to be loose on the butt.

Loose gray? So tight gray is not. Like a light gray baseball thing is fine. With whatever, but a tight gray. So you don't see a lot of tight gray, huh? No, I don't. You don't see a lot of tight gray. I think she's right.

I think she is too. That's also a trend with women is like the big baggy gray sweatshirt. Yes, big baggy gray. And on Bella's, the loose gray sweats. And the girl takes off the big baggy gray sweatshirt, and she's got cannons. Huge titties.

Yeah. And that's just my Instagram piece. Big fat titties. Thanks for answering this. You didn't know what I was hiding under this. It puts the silencer on them. Yeah. Yeah, that is the silencer.

No, see, those aren't the best. I don't like the titty. They're by far the worst lions jersey. But the grand scheme of jerse far the worst Lions jersey. But. I don't think I like them. The grand scheme of jerseys are not that bad. Nope. Just Washington State.

Nope. They have at least, like I feel like gray at least works a little bit, but yeah. It's heavily dependent on what other colors with it. Like the Cubs blue. Yeah, or Georgetown blue. Yeah, if it's just gray, white, and black, they look like a little newspaper clip out on the field.

Yeah. Does anyone have gray, white and black, they look like a little newspaper clip out on the field. Yeah Does anyone have great besides Georgetown's? I don't have gray is their primary color Well, I have stayed scarlet and gray, but that's we do but we don't Navy your helmets are great. We don't wear gray uniforms except for alternate and I hate when we do Basketball and football both I don't like him. Has anyone ever pulled off a brown uniform? Well I don't like him. Has anyone ever pulled off a brown uniform well? Yeah, the Western Michigan. Yeah, but they don't wear it. Well, oh my god.

Every now and then. This is a bad take. Well, they don't. Hold on. I haven't had a take yet. They have orange helmets. Hold on, hold on, hold on. They're best uniform.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, go ahead. Why are you doing this? Because I am going to. We're gonna go to supreme debateate if you take me there. If you drag me to Supreme Debate, I will go to Supreme Debate and I will beat your brains out. Brandon, do not say what you're about to say. Don't say what you're about to say is a really bad take. What you're about to say was bad.

Browns have orange helmets. Standard browns uniform I picture in my head is the white jersey with the orange helmets. Oh no. Oh no. Easy brand. When they go with the brown jerseys and the white pants, I don't necessarily think that's their best look. It is a timeless classic look. That browns, the orange helmet and the brown jersey's their best look. It is a timeless classic look. That browns, the orange helmet in the brown jersey

is a great look. I didn't think. That is a great look. I didn't think I was prepared to want to go to Supreme debate. It's a Friday. I wanted this to be a nice and relaxed show. I do too.

But as soon as you said the words timeless classic to describe a football uniform, you drug me to Supreme debate. We're doing it. Because that's what people say. Oh shit. That's what people say. They have been around forever. When they want to defend an ugly ass jersey in football, they say timeless classic.

Those ugly ass Penn State junior high uniforms, oh they're timeless classics. Oh my god, you're going to go out to Penn State's uniforms? They're timeless classics. No, no. They're fucking junior high uniforms. USC versus Penn State this year was one of the prettiest uniform games I've ever watched. Penn State. It was not.

Penn State. You're just saying that. Alabama. You're just doing timeless classics. These are pieces when you close your eyes and you think football. Old does not mean good. You think of Penn State and Alabama and that's what comes to my mind. Whenever you're going to defend a playing ass jersey.

We're not doing. Whenever you're going to defend a plane. We're not doing we're not going to play a timeless plan when you're fucking new fancy. Oh we're Oregon. We have seventy five different Jersey combos suck my dick. I want to do. Oh it's white. It's blue. You're a pound the rock fullback football three yards in a cloud of dust. If you're a broke ass junior high Idaho and afford you dress Idaho, you can't afford uniforms, you dress like Penn State in Alabama. That's what you do. When your football can't speak for itself, you put on the fucking neon green and bullshit. When you can just go up, line them up, 11 on 11, hat on hat, three yards, you wear Alabama uniform. You're not describing uniforms, you're describing football in America. You're describing football. You're describing playing style. You're not describing uniforms. Yes, I am. No, no, I'm describing football. I'm describing football in America. I'm describing football.

I'm describing playing style. You're describing football. You're describing playing style. You're describing football. You want to watch the Power Rangers play football. Supreme debate. That was good. That was good.

You went to supreme debate. Wow. Holy shit. That was a supreme debate. My parents have had plenty of those. I mean. Holy. Oh my God.

So you grew up around a lot of supreme debates. My parents always had supreme debates. My parents always had supreme debates. My parents always had supreme debates. My parents always had supreme debates. My parents always had supreme debates. My parents always had supreme debates. My parents always had supreme debates. I mean, holy oh my god Okay, then we're just having supreme I Gotta think about this. Oh wow. That's good who won. Yeah, I think we both won I just cuz I'm about to tweet the stream So I the chat was up and it was equal parts W big cat W. Oh, wow. That's how you know

It was a great to know you're in supreme debate. I Got goosebumps when Brandon assumed the position the supreme debate. Well, I was just gonna have a nice relaxed Friday He forced we weren't ready for Power Rangers I want to watch Power Rangers Our Rangers was a body shot. I'm not gonna lie to you. Tell me, I'll tell you I wasn't stunned a little bit by the shot to the liver.

You wanna watch Power Rangers in black and white? Also I did cheat a little in Supreme Debate because anytime you say three yards in a cloud of dust, it is football and then you kind of just, you get the emotions going up in your belly. You weren't arguing about uniforms, you were arguing about style play. I was arguing about just football.

You cheated a little bit. Heisman and Army playing Notre Dame to a 7'7 tie, and then both of them being national champions. And it also fucking sucked. That's fucking football. That's fucking football. That's football. You know, your nose tackle is a buck 70.

Yeah. And he works at the Ford plant on the weekends when he's not playing football. Yeah, he was actually the greatest player in the country. And then he had to retire at 23 because Anvil fell on his leg at the factory. Oh, man, supreme debate. So yeah, great uniforms. They stink. Yeah. So it's settled.

So it's settled. But we're wearing our Friday. We are gray. We're wearing loose grays. We're gray. Oh, see, that's pretty close. That's pretty close. Again, you could put out, you could have said anything. No, no, I think- That's how that was gonna end up. I think we're in a fair supreme debate. I think that's, I think anything within the

sixth, if you're in the 60-40 split that's good supreme debate. If it's 90-10 then you it's like hey that wasn't even supreme debate you were just. Just one one last thing and not a big deal not a big deal don't worry about 3925. 3925 but then you would miss supreme debate. 3925. But then I'll have you'll call me up. There was there was no supreme debating at the ringer I'm just letting you know. Yeah they didn't. We don't we don't we also you should supreme HR Violate that anywhere else take that into account Brandon. I that's part of the reason I came to Barstool I wanted to get a taste of the supreme dead spin. They do supreme debate in its harassment

Are you gonna supreme debate on 3925 your contract? Oh 310 25 Negotiate your new contract 310 25 negotiate your new contract Supreme negotiate one request about your your new contract if you sign it or not if you don't sign it I want you to I will I will create it. I will fund this I want any to frame style I will make a big tunnel of shit and you have to crawl out of it. Mm-hmm Why if you want to leave you you got to crawl out of shit. That seems fair. That's completely fair. All in favor say aye. No, no, no. I will have worked out my existing

contract. I will have met all of my obligations. You got to crawl out of shit. And you want me to crawl through 500 yards of shit? 500 yards of shit. Do we get to do the shit? Yeah. We actually probably should start. It's our shit probably Yards, you should probably probably are a little behind the eight ball. I have some say I Mean you have to admit it would be funny if on 3 9 25 we ended the act and we're like alright See you Brandon. There was just a tunnel right here Here's the shocking part about that. I actually don't have to admit that's funny. No, that is funny. That's very funny. That's funny.

That's funny, Brandon. I'll shake everybody's hands. That's very funny. All right, here I go. It's extremely funny. Just dive head first into shit. You have to break through a Yak poster first. Wear your light gray that day.

Oh man, it's Friday. It's Friday. Brandon, do you think your contract potential holdout is affecting the experts off season? No, because I am I'm actively working out having trivial workouts and the geniuses. Yes. Speaking of which, this is just dawn on me. I don't think we've used our franchise tag.

Oh, so you might have no choice. I could franchise. I'm just not sure that but yeah, then yeah then you would have to pay me the average of the top podcast in the world. I understand what the franchise tag is but you could get franchise tagged. Again, you have to pay me one year. I understand. I understand. You I don't think you would do that. I make one dollar a year. I don't think you're I don't think you would do that. I make $1 a year. I don't think you're a...

I don't think you're a... What if I did that where I was like, you're that weirdo. Franchise tag Brandon, but before we do that, I'm like, my salary's a negative 100 million. Yeah, you do like the Shohei deal. You can keep Brandon. Oh, I wanna franchise tag you now.

He's gonna franchise tag the fuck you. Would you hold out at mini camp? There would be a hold out? Yeah, there'd be a hold out. I think you'd be more of a hold in guy. How do you hold in? You just, holding in is holding out, isn't it? You show up, but you give no effort.

So I just become everybody else? Yeah, guys hold in all the time. Whether they'll show up to training camp, but they're just be like, I'm not gonna practice. But they're there. Yeah, I feel like Antonio Brown did that. Yeah. Just showed up and just held his helmet.

Yeah. I'll hold in. We just see you at Bottled Blind later. Yeah, yeah. He's holding in. Three, nine. Walker. By the way, John Gruden.

Phenomenal. Best ever. Unbelievable. Like, I'm sad he's not here right now. Yeah. He was great on the stream. He was great on the stream. He was great on the stream He was great on the street. It was a terrible football game. Yeah. Well, you know if you're an Eagles fan, yeah true true

but That clip that I sent you guys last night of me trying to explain the yak. That was hard to watch I don't know what like he probably thought that was the dumbest thing that's ever been said I don't know what I like he probably thought that was the dumbest thing that's ever been said I don't know what I don't know how to explain the show I didn't see it Warm right now tomorrow. I got that he had one bad one throws back Mike, but but he's reading Saito at 9 a.m. See better

Played Meteor 2 this morning in the solar system Dave look at the big role But yeah, it's kind of you saw it it's basically whatever comes up during the day you shoot the shit for two hours Yeah, I mean how you were electric on it. No, I was just sitting there and I'm like We don't do much sports on the app. You kind of just treat the shakes the sports is PMT Some of the topics Where I got lost you could see your brain going do I say young penis hard to explain Somebody said to her. Yeah, you don't know anything or something. Yeah.

Pretty funny. Yeah. One of our guys, it's hard to explain, one of our guys, KB, he's one of the funniest guys you've got. He... This is where I'm lost. You know the Haragou gummy bears? So the green, the strawberry flavored ones are green.

Makes no sense. He hid a pack of them under Brandon's seat like three weeks ago and was waiting for a natural time to bring that up. And it happened today. He was like Brandon checked under your seat. He was so checked out. He walked out bad. He's like yeah I hid it there three weeks ago. Yeah, it was just a flat. He wants out bad. Yeah. He's like, yeah, I hid it there three weeks. What is it?

Yeah, that's, I mean, that's where I was just like, I don't know what, like, how do you explain to someone how funny that was without being a watcher? Like, everyone who watched the Yak understood that that was one of the funniest things. Yeah, but to anyone on the outside, it's like, wait, what? Like somebody said, if you hadn't used that, for example, you would have gone back in your Rolodex like two days,

and you would have been like, all right, so it's a urologist. He's five years old. He loves pussy. What I should have said was, I was thinking about it this morning, I should have been like, you know when you go on a bachelor party, and then you come back, and you have a bunch of inside jokes,

and then you try the inside jokes at the wedding, and everyone looks at you stupid? Yeah. That's the act. That's the act. That's the end. That's the end. I also like Max's attempt to help you there

when you weren't saying anything, he goes, well they get wet. Yeah. Thanks Max. Appreciate that, man. That clears it up. Yeah, impossible show to end. What's the show description on the official channels?

I think it's Big Cat Roar or something like that. Is it still that? Yeah, might be. The IMDB is funny because it's good. What just big cat roar or something like that. Is it still that? Yeah, might be the I am What is sales tell companies? Oh god. What is it's gotta be variety show of some sort the way I've Show him the logo. We just did you guys tape a little for the PMT documentary? Did you do anything for that? I didn't I wasn't asked. Okay, you might be asked Third episode is about like the yak and macro dosing and Hank asked me didn't. I wasn't asked. Okay, you might be asked. We're not allowed to. The third episode is about like the yak and macros. Hank asked me to explain it.

I think I said it's like one part like Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, one part just like a traditional podcast fucking around, one part jackass, and then the last part is like seventh grade school lunch sitting at the cafeteria being like, I bet you won't do this. I think you won't. Yeah, you won't. Not that all the other points don't apply, but seventh grade lunch table is probably the best thing. Yeah, I would say that's the and then also

just also a little ridiculousness because we like surf the internet together. Kyle, KB, NoSwag, Bauer, and his legion of friends, Nick, Brandon, Walter, Rome, LittleSass, Kate, Steven, Shay, and Big Cat Gather each weekday live on the Barstool Yak YouTube. Talk about exclusively the most, what? More topics of the day. Okay, that works. Do we exclusively do that?

We should just change it to seventh grade lunch table. I think we wrote this on the show because it said like Big Cat and Co and you were like I don't want to be the yeah put Kyle on charge Yeah, okay, I could change legion of friends is a powerful. Yeah, I Could change this to whatever yes, like seventh grade lunch table. These people are stupid Everything said on here should not be taken sir, but to be honest it or could just be like what's I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

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This probably is the only, I don't think that's ever been done. Yeah. I don't know. We've done it. Congrats, guys. Or imagine if you just listed off Che's talking points to describe it every time.

Yeah, every day it just changes. Just put the other there every day. Colored toilet paper. Did you guys see the Mike Tyson clip? Yeah. Yeah. Every day. It just changes. I just put the other there every day. Colored toilet paper. Did you guys see the Mike Tyson clip? Yeah. Yes. Oh, we can absolutely watch it. I can watch it 100 times. One of the, by the way, Mike Tyson, 100% correct with everything he said. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like that's a, that's a true, that's someone who is, that was a profound ego death. Yeah.

Where it's like, if you think you're important and you think there's something as legacy, we got news for you, you die and people forget about you. You said it to an 11 year old. That was the. Yeah, but still. Well, in your return to the ring for this fight, you are setting a monumental opportunity

for kids my age to see. He's already checked out. The legend, Mike Mike Tyson in the ring for the first time. So after such a successful career, what type of legacy would you like to leave behind when it's all said and done? Well, I don't know. I don't believe in the word legacy. I just think that's another word for ego. Legacy doesn't mean nothing. That's just some word everybody grabbed onto. Someone said that word and everyone grabbed onto the word the words and I was used every five seconds it means absolutely nothing to me I'm just

passing through I'm a die and it's gonna be over who cares about legacy after that what a big ego so I'm a die I want people to think that I'm this I'm great I'm no we're nothing we're just dead we're dust absolutely nothing our legacy is nothing. Thank you so much for sharing. She killed that. Oh man. He is a hundred percent right. Yeah. Right. Anyone who thinks there's a such thing as a legacy. Your people move on almost instantly now. Oh yeah. Like when we have a celebrity death you get maybe two hours. I mean that's another thing that we prove on this show is that we try

to talk about historical figures that we know their names we know how important they are. They're the most important people in the history of civilization and we can't remember. Yeah. About nothing. A goddamn thing. Absolutely. You guys watch Clemurs biographies. I do. I don't watch them. I see them every time go up and and every time I see him. I'm like, he's really making a word pun after somebody died A biography. I like that's what we're going with. Okay No, I don't watch very weird Clemmer. Like I don't know. I like them Does he get humorous in them or uh, I mean there's it's humorous As an entity it's humorous as a

Entity it's just climber. Yeah. Yeah, right. I'll say something about doing a biography is a humorous premise I gotta say it right now, and I'm sorry if you guys disagree way too many open states on that fucking guy I'm back. He hit a fucking wall. He thinks he is yeah, we got to get he thinks he's earned it now all of a sudden He's just got one strip across the middle of the country. Ohio's still not taking. Virginia, like all this, way too many states are open. He hasn't posted since he was last year, right, about getting a purple hat? Maybe we gotta get him,

maybe we gotta get him to drive down to the soup bowl. That'd be good, cause he could hit a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's exactly what we gotta do. That's a great idea. Yeah. Take that jersey to Maryland, to West Virginia, to Virginia.

Yeah, just zigzag. Maybe tank. Maybe he drives tank. I don't know if he needs to do that. A little tank would be very upset about it. Correct. We don't want to ruin Tank's trip, because we already did that with Stephen Shea.

But, uh. I forgot about that. We need every state that is conceivably between New Orleans and New York needs to be hit. Yeah. And they can't leave that state until he gets it. Every state that is conceivably between New Orleans and New York needs to be hit. And he can't leave that state until he gets it. Are Hawaii and Alaska in play? Or is it 48 states?

No, they're in play. I think that will just happen naturally whenever he goes on a... When he naturally goes to Hawaii. Yeah. You just kind of accidentally... Passing through. ...go to Hawaii. Clemmer in Hawaii is a funny visual to me for some reason.

I can't. I would like to see him on a surfboard. Hawaiian shirt would be funny. Yeah. I would like to see Clemmer in a luau. I'd like to see him in a surfboard. Grass skirt perhaps. Yeah.

That would be a good look for Clemmer. Coconut bra. Well, he also, I mean, we have Clemmer versus Minseaday will be- Oh, that's coming up. Yeah be late February Right around the combine so that will also be a chance that he could maybe drive out and get a couple of those We got to start planning that TJ We're playing the last one and like the Wednesday off. No, it was less than that I was like, yeah, but I want to blow this one. Yeah, this you know

Yeah, it was less that cuz we called them and we were just like, hey, get out of here. Oh, that's right. Yeah. He's like, all right. We got to find slippery stairs. I'm so sad on it. I also would like to do slippery bowling where they're the bowling ball. Just all slippery everything. Yeah, just like across the court and they just hit the bowling ball.

The one game you showed us where they have to duck their heads. Yeah. That's a must. Yeah Which one's that that was the one I cut out for oh, yeah He would just get fucking smoked on that instantly Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, by the way, we're we are set so The schedule so next week we're all regular shows then Thanksgiving Thanksgiving week, we'll have a show Monday, Tuesday, and then we'll have a pre-taped Thanksgiving special

where we're gonna do a draft and also have the return of Kathy Mitchell via Zoom. Wow. She's set to come on again and see what we make. It's big time. The monstrosities that we make. Yeah, I'm excited for that. I'm very excited for that.

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All right, that'll be a little over text, though. Nick's gonna have to figure that out. We rely on Nick for that. Everyone... Sure. All right, that'll be a little over text though. Nick's going to have to figure that out. We rely on Nick for that. Mm-hmm. Everyone, sure, everyone loves to fuck. But why let your mobile phone carrier fuck you? Switch to Mobile X and get unfucked. Mobile X is a new kind of mobile phone carrier that will save you a ton of cash on your phone bill.

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It's a little overrated. Unfucked, fucked. People have been a little too tired recently. Yeah, well the weather, the time change. Experiencing dryness for some reason. Everybody has been there. Mark, I'm going to the game tomorrow. Oh you are? Yeah, I'm gonna to bring my kids their first football game.

Their first football? First football game. I think we've got a quarter in. You going too, Mark? I am going, yeah. Yeah. I think we've got a quarter. Yes, that feels right.

I honestly might as well. Football, I feel like is going to be a tough watch for kids. I don't know. I don't know if the bands are even gonna be there, but the bands and the cheerleaders and the extra fluff around football. We gotta do it. You can go further than you think. Yeah.

Because baseball, baseball you just kinda sit there and it just goes. But there's still stuff going on, like football like commercial timeouts. I think they give you enough eye candy that you can keep them, you keep them kind of into it. Anything past 10 minutes in the second quarter, I'll be like, that was a success.

Huge win, yeah. That was huge. I feel mid-third quarter for me. I'll make it to about mid-third quarter. Hopefully it's not going to be the fuck out of me. Do you get to walk the Wrigley guy? I am. Well, not when I get there.

I mean, theoretically I could. It'd be a long walk. I guess you could, not with my... No. I mean, theoretically, I could. It'd be a long walk. Yeah. I guess you could say that about just about anywhere. Yeah, true. True. Uh... I'm going to SmackDown tonight.

Oh! Yeah, I'm excited about that. Are you gonna be front row? Yeah. Could you bring a sign for me? No. Why not? What sign?

Just like, Kevin Warren is a dipshit fire everyone something like that Well, why would why I'm just asking your friends. Yeah, but that's not a wrestling related sign But it would be nice to spread the word to a new audience You should have a sign you should have you shouldn't squander this opportunity to get a message out there Say I want to be on barstool. Yeah, I might do that sign out there. Say I want to be on Barstool. Yeah. I might do that sign. 3925 might have that. Ah, you got to do that. You got to do that. That's a great one. Do that. Who's wrestling? Stone Cold? No, it'll be Roman Reigns and the Bloodline and Cody Rhodes I believe will be there. Although I don't know if he'll be there because he's doing Game Day tomorrow. So yeah,

in Milwaukee. Where is game day? Georgia? Georgia, yeah. Why is Bayley dressed like Kane? Yeah, why is she dressed like Kane? That's who's going to be there. I guess Cody Rhodes is being advertised.

Jade Cargill? Oh yeah, that's Brandon Phillips' wife. She was in AEW, now she's in WWE. She's a beast. Yeah. She is a beast. Yeah. She's huge. Is She is a beast. Whoa. She's huge.

Is bringing a sign to a wrestling event super inconsiderate to people around you, unless you're front row? Mega inconsiderate. That's the thing, though, right? Well, it used to be. It used to be where they would start the Monday Night Raw, and then the camera would go around there.

Every single person had a sign. Now signs are kind of rare. When I was 14 and I saw the sign that said, the guy behind me can't see for the first time, I thought that was the pinn kind of rare. When I was 14 and I saw the sign that said the guy behind me can't see for the first time, I thought that was the pinnacle of comedy. I was like, that's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Was that a wrestling show? Was that a Raw show? When I saw it. Do y'all remember what they used to look like? Kate, you probably didn't watch, but they would go live and everybody would hold their signs up. And it was almost every single person. Even I know that, like I remember,

it was part of the video game. God damn it TJ. What about just the sign that says I shaved my pubes for this? Cause I'd be lying. That's true. Well then shave them. Big cat shaved his pubes for this.

That'd also be a lie. He's not even here. By a urologist. We gotta think of a good sign for brand. Promote Young Penis. Yeah. Put that on the set. Young Penis, CBS.

Theater near you. Theater near you. Yeah. No, it's a show though. Yeah, Young Penis, CBS. Young Penis streaming soon. You should do that. I can't promote Young Penis.

What if we just move forward with the promotion of it and so then CBS has to air it. Oh yeah, let's put it out there. Let's will it into existence. Put a slap a logo on it. I think it'd be... CBS. I don't want to get back into Young Penis. Is it like a stethoscope around it?

CBS is the funniest channel for it to be on. I think it's Young think yes is the funniest channel for it to be I I think it's young. I think it's young penis coming soon We got a yeah, I can't with my artistic directors not present Okay, yeah, we can't go any further Did you guys see I saved the data last night? Did you? Yeah. I didn't realize it. I saved it. I saved it to Stephen Chase. Four and 15. So I took it over. I said, I'm going to save it for the people. And you went, look, I want to know it's this new strategy I have. So Stephen takes hours and hours and hours to do his data every day. My data is

pick the best player to do a lot of stuff. Yeah. So what who's playing tonight? Well, I'll come up with it right now. It's a lot of games. All right. So show me the games. All right. I'm looking at right now. So we got let me see. Yo, kids playing tonight. He is going against the pelicans who bang. Yo, kids over over what points are around. Yeah, sure. A lot of stuff. That's my pick. That's the data sure. You can do a lot of stuff. That's my pick. That's the data. Best player to do a lot of stuff. It's 1 and 0.

How can you go against it? If I had to guess, it's probably like 52 and a half. I don't give a fuck what the number is. He's going to do a lot of stuff. Luca did a lot of stuff last night. It's true. I laughed out loud when I saw that you still made Steven do the ad at the end of it.

Oh, yeah. He was like, can you do the ad too? Like, Absolutely not. I have taken over trusted data because Stephen can't win anything he's 4 and 15 this year it's disgusting I care about the people I have a strategy there's one game tonight it's pick the best player and have him go over everything so Luca over 48 and a half trusted data data. I am zero and zero on the season I'm about to go one to know Steven is four and fifteen for you don't remember four and fifteen. It's dog shit It's not right that people need winners Luca over 48 and a half

At the moment that game is off the book there must be an injury or something. All right, so then do you show me who else is playing? We find another really good player to do a lot of stuff We can be patient and stay with you get you because Ron Wimby, you know, I'm sure that will be up soon before whatever reason the game is down at the moment and It could do a lot of stuff. Can I have Ant? Oh, Jokic listed as out as of three minutes ago.

Oh. OK. OK, so good no play by me. You tried to play it. SGA? Who's? Who's uh... Hmm... Umm...

Hmm... Donovan Mitchell again We got Halliburton, we got Franz Wagner Yeah, give me Donovan Mitchell, do a lot of stuff Franz Wagner? He was in the office last night Oh, Franz Wagner

Alright, that's it, Donovan Mitchell Go do a lot of stuff. Points or bounce assists? Yeah. OK. And blocks? All the stuff. I can't.

I don't know. Donovan to do all the turnovers. Yeah. You can do everything. Just find the Donovan Mitchell stuff pit. Yeah. All right, pulling it up right now. Just doing everything.

Over, under. There also. All right, 35 and 1 half combined points your first half as we forget that first half No, that's total Wow that's easy. That's a bad line. He scored 70 against the Bulls a year or two ago, so yeah, yeah, I mean if he does that tonight No, that does seem that would be over. Yeah, he's playing He's on he plays like 32 minutes or less on a minutes restriction. Oh, that's not good. I don't want that I mean the Cavs are really good and no no no no no you're listening to that you're listening

It's way too much yeah, let it ride yeah We're trying to figure out today's song though. It doesn't make it Did you see it? No play? He's got a stumped. We don't really get his reference for the team It's usually something mixed with God, but this one is not okay. What is this? It's this superfin in Indianapolis He does a hype video for every single game. Really into it today. This is our cult. This is our team. We bleed blue. This is our cult. Whether win or lose, we love them.

For the shoe, beat the jets. Let's take down the one true Rogers. This is our team. Go Colts. Woo! Let's take down the one true Rogers. Take down the one true Rogers, this is our team. Go Colts! Woo! Let's take down the one true Rogers. So take down the one true Rogers. What exactly does that? Might be a slighted Roger Goodell.

It's basically saying that guy's not a true Roger. I didn't put that together. Okay. Yeah, it feels like he could've been like, we have the real AR. Yeah. Yeah, something jet related perhaps. I would I yeah, I mean I what was yours mark. I said 9 11 wasn't inside job Yeah, I thought that would have been really fucking good Yeah, ar

Uh one true rogers Well, but what rogers I mean, I don't want to question him. I'm not questioning him at all I know I know he's right. I'm not saying he's wrong wrong he's right. I'm just trying to see how he's right I don't understand how he's right Roger that's up there with Aaron Rodgers No, I need to get his songs on as rap genius as Brandon pointed out He's kind of complimenting Aaron Rodgers because he's calling him the one true Rodgers Yeah, so despite Aaron Rodgers being the opponent this week There is a little bit of a compliment in there, but I can't figure out who the false Rogers is

are yeah, I Don't know It might be a higher level thing like ayahuasca like he's yeah, he's gone to a different. He's the one true Being in the world. He might be Jesus Christ. This is, I bet Mike Tyson knows. Yeah. I bet Mike Tyson. Is he gonna win this fight?

No. Someone point, TJ said he's gonna quit on his stool. Yeah, our PMT college football expert, Tom Frinelli, pointed out that... 3'9, 25. This does feel a little reminiscent of Billy versus Jose Canseco. Yeah.

Where it's the young guy and then the old guy and you're like, you watch a Mike Tyson hype video, you're like, he's going to fucking cave his skull in. Like Jose's going to kill Billy and then then he's gonna come out and throw a punch and be like, ow. Gets his money and takes off. Yeah. Maybe that's why he was like, oh, legend doesn't matter,

because he thinks after this fight, his legacy's gonna go away. Yeah. Boxing is the one sport, too, where you could make anyone, you could think anyone is gonna win if you just do a video of them hitting a heavy bag or sparring yeah

you're like holy fuck Mike Tyson he's still got it there's gonna be a lot of hugging I think in the ring is there no knockout clause no is there I don't know that's a real fight okay remember there was one when he didn't was that Floyd Mayweather versus yeah might have been a Jones junior Mike Tyson a couple years ago yeah yeah it was. Yeah, it was an exhibition. There's actually a, I don't know if it's a boost right now, but Dave made a video saying how Jake Paul's

going to just smoke him. It's like the better the century. And it's Jake Paul to win via KO, TKO, or DQ is plus 140. Reputation, buddy, he said. Do real boxing fans care about these fights, or it's just like a big money grab I asked my grandpa about it cuz he's like an old-school boxing trainer And he like it's a promoter side thing like it makes money

And that's at the end of the day good for the sport I guess but it's like how you make the money is that good or not this there's like no outcome in this fight That's like good for boxing yeah it's either Mike Tyson gets beat by a YouTuber or a YouTuber continues to be the biggest draw in the sport. Like neither of those options are good. Right. I mean, I feel like Mike Tyson killing him

would be good for the integrity of the sport. Then the biggest draw in boxing is like proven fraud. Yeah, so just get a new biggest draw. But he's also the biggest draw is like kind of a sideshow yeah we'll see boxing is at stake it's old Mike how old he's got to be in his 50s I thought he's seven or 58 58 58 that's pretty old and again he is not crazy thinking about it the craziest thing about Tyson, too, is it's not like George Foreman, where he was good like 10 years ago.

He hasn't been good since like 96. Yeah, when he bite of Vander Holyfield. That was like 95, 96. That's almost 30 years. Yeah. And I still bought all his old pay-per-views, in the late 90s. There's like one punch. That's that's iron Mike I've seen a lot of Mike Tyson fights. Yes similar age. She's Horrible. Yes, so that's 20 years ago and he lost

Holy shit. He lost 50 to 6 50 to 5 50 to 4 55 54 records How do you think they do boxing score Fuck Tyson's down in the third quarter 50 to 40 gave up That's your safeties. Oh. You lost. 50 is great. Being old is good. If you lose 50 to 6 in boxing, you have gotten your fucking ass kicked.

Oh, yeah. You're dead. You're a dead person. What do you think at 50? How old is he? 57, 58? 58. 58.

What do you think at 58 years old you will be able to do better than you did at 28? Cosign loans. Say no to peer pressure. Yeah, that's probably it. NAP? NAP. NAP for sure.

Yeah, it is just like financial things. Yeah, it's financial things and like not, yeah, like maybe not having FOMO. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, if that's what, if it was Mike Tyson versus Jake Paul in a FOMO contest, I would like, I would like the nihilist to win that one. Yeah, sleeping, I would assume.

I'll be better at. Light reading? Hope by the time I'm in my late 50s I read again. I'm at 45 now and the reading's almost out the window. By the time. It's just a challenge. By the time I'm 57 I'm just assuming that you don't have the technology

where you can just like put a book in your head and you're like, yep, now I know all that. Should be sick. You upload the information. Yeah. Through your brain. Do you actually get worse at sleeping as you get older? Because you have to get up in the middle of the night and pee

and say, like, Brando has talked about this. Like, well, I mean, people, as they get older, that's a common thing. Well, I'm saying more that I would be better at sleeping because my kids will be older and they won't wake me up at fucking 6 in the morning every single morning. Daylight Savings has not caught on in my house, unfortunately. Every morning. I'm fucking dying right now.

My baby's waking up at like 4.50. Yeah. For some reason. Ella too. May I? She hasn't gotten the... Suggest something? Yeah.

Move to Arizona? I'm thinking about it. No. Leave your house early, come to work and go to sleep. Good point. If I drop my son off at school an hour before he started, just stand there. They'll get here. It'll open eventually. Just don't move. Yeah, I guess you don't. But I do think you get better at sleeping. Like- You get better and worse.

Dad naps. Just like, you can just fall asleep? You do sleep less as you age. That's why old people wake up at like four in the morning for some reason, but they do nap more. But they go to sleep early too. They go to sleep at like nine o'clock. You lose your taste buds. You do?

Yeah. Really? Oh, I feel like 57 I might be able to last longer. Yep. Based on what? I feel like you just can't get like erections the same way. That's not lasting longer. That's not lasting at all That's not even no that is not starting You'll be able to Last in the infinity yeah, yeah, we'll be able to stay softer longer So if you go maybe fucking like a porn story months sex, you think you've just lasted for three months.

Three months. Really long time, yeah. I haven't nutted in three months. Yeah. Really long time. Do people still do No Nut November? They say. I haven't heard about any of those things.

Like the Sober October thing. No Shave November? That's kind of fallen off. Maybe they're still doing that. No Shave November was big. No Nut November. Yeah. Sober October.

Sober October, Dry January. People always will still do. Dry January was just, they just found a name for everyone's stupid New Year's resolution. Right, yeah. We've been doing that forever. You wake up on January 1st and you're like, I'm fat. And I want to just remind people,

New Year's resolutions you make, why not make something that you can attain? I did it this year. I said I was gonna have more blizzards. I've had significantly more blizzards. This has been my number one blizzard year in my life. You got everybody else into blizzards this year. Exactly, it was so easy.

I had one year where my New Year's resolution was drink more apple juice. Had probably like five apple juices the entire year. Crushed it. Killed it. Yes. This has been your all time greatest blizzard year. By far.

Four kidney stones? Oh no. Unrelated. Oh no. That was the Hail Mary, Bears Commanders. I don't think they happen that fast, do they? Yeah, no no it was almost instant I felt a pain right away couldn't be the top up blizzards could

have a minimal effect a piece of this they also help you they like release dopamine I guess I should have tried my kidney stone and see if it tasted like butter. Yeah, ice cream. Just a chunk of cookie dough. He's far peaking. Just a huge cycle of cookie dough. Producing kidney stones that taste delicious. Oh, is that M&M? Just start peeing in my own mouth. I don't want to waste it. Soft serve, honey. What are you looking for, Brandon?

More gummies under the chair. I want Kyle to do that for all of us. My phone? He might have. He may have, yeah. Your phone's next to your seat on the ground. No. No. Nothing? No. Danny? No. Blanks. We shouldn't do that though. We should. Did he do that weeks ago or did he do that yesterday? I think it was super, super flat. Yeah, it was really like it was not only flattened, but like the air was out. It was air. It was aged flat. Yeah. And look, I like it had been vacuum sealed.

Um, do you and Steven still have your challenge today? Yeah. And he has been warming up all morning, and he got the rules. Is that cheating? But I don't think warming up all morning and then sitting there for, what are we, 47 minutes in, the warming up doesn't help him at this point. I just know I was busy this morning,

and I came down and he had been shooting basketballs for like an hour. Not true. Yes, true. How long had you been shooting? I took maybe 15 free throws this morning, shot a couple threes, and then I shot for two minutes before big kick. Also we should, I'm gonna push back on this.

Nick was the one who finished second. Yeah, I agree. Stephen Che should be playing for Nick. He is playing for Nick, isn't he? I was told that he's playing for Stephen Che. That's bullshit. If Stephen Che wins, Nick should get the bonus bet. Correct.

What part of that is not making sense? Calculating. Jay, can I ask a question? The contest was stipulated that the top two finishers in that contest would then shoot for a bonus bet, correct? Correct. But it had to be this Friday because it's related to

the end of the contest. But you're the number three finisher. So it didn't say the top two finishers, unless one of them is in Pittsburgh for something. I mean, hey, if he's not here, what am I supposed to do? Yeah, I mean, the competition should either be me versus Nick right now. And if he can get here and stand. Standing time count. Yeah.

Or me versus Nick. I do think somebody can sit in for Nick. And I think it should be fair. I think it should be fair. I think it should be you in a shooting contest against Mark Titus. Yeah, I'll stand in for Nick. I'll be Nick's champion.

Well, no, Che finished third. But Che isn't shooting for himself. So if you want it to be fair. Should we call Nick and ask him who he wants to have? Who finished fourth? Kate. Oh, so maybe we do fourth just to keep it fair. That makes sense.

One verse four. I do a lead underhand. One verse four is a natural. That happens all the time. You know how Dave Portnoy will call in to, or zoom in to College Football Show, they have the TV on, we should do that, and have Nick zoom in while Stephen shoots.

Nick has to say shoot. Yeah. Shoot. She wears an iPad on his face. On his face. Nick's like, no, a little left, a little right. All right, so what do we do? How do we do it?

It's by two, or the twos and threes. We play to 21. There's the DK spot, which is a double up spot We're gonna shoot on the same hoop. We can go same time or different time. I think it might be more entertaining Same time same time. Okay, okay, and then 21 exactly and then you have to get exactly I Mean there are no real real if you don't want to McCarthy can make that call. It's yeah We said exactly we'll get McCarthy in here as the judge. OK, get Jack.

Wow. Really active in there today. Gino. Gino's become the couch. It's a good slump. It's a real good slump. Who's behind the score? Don't know.

Somebody with a chest. Ankle? That's a ankle. Yep. That's an ankle. Yeah, that was an ankle. Get an ankle by his torso. He's been on a heater.

Oh. BFT. Are you going to play poop today? No. I have to go get my daughter and go to SmackDown. I don't have any. I had to cancel my workout today. B.H. back down. I don't have any I had to cancel my workout today.

Had to move it to tomorrow. So excited. Oh, what were you looking for? Jack? Jack McCarthy. It's a Friday. He's probably not here. Probably at the bar. Yeah. In the bathroom. Yeah, group picked him. Steven, wanna do the Draft? Oh, he's calling someone. Wanna do the DraftKings ad read? Yeah, sure.

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Boyden, Ontario, boosts expire at the end of the final game each day. Maximum bet limits and wagering restrictions apply. For additional terms and responsible gaming resources, see dkng.co.slash promos. Crowd, it's yours. Tommy's texting me. What'd he say? He said, uh, are you live right now? I said, yes. Why? He said, I was going to call you because one

of my friends at school is a fan of yours and he wanted to say hi. Yes. I said, I'm on the Yak right now. He said, all right. Hi, this is Ben. I'm a fan. Love that.

Yeah. So hello, Ben. But you're not watching because you're at school. So I don't know. I love that. Yeah. You got to say this beats yesterday's text from Tommy where he says, Hey, dad, I had diarrhea. Can I go home? Yes. And I said no. Oh, smart use of diarrhea. Yeah.

Stevens loving that. Yeah. He's cackling. Oh, wow. Kids can just text you off their own phone now instead of having a yes,, which is, I would have never stayed in school ever. That's wild, yeah. I used to go to the office every day and call my mom. It's like, please come sign me out. I don't want to be here anymore. And what would she say? Yeah, it is kind of sad that it's like the, you know,

doing the, like, calling the house line, call your parents' office, be like, hey. Yeah. Hey, mom, can I get, get can I two granola bars? Like lose my number that two Dunkaroos can I have a third why the fuck are you calling me? Did you guys see the storyline from unnamed I think this is kind of funny so Whitney said that biz got cut off at an ice cream shop for asking for too many samples. I listen to chick let's yeah He nine nine samples. I love that for him

I'm going back and getting samples while the others were like finished with their ice cream. Yeah, that is that is cutoff territory Yeah, but I like that. He pushed it to the cutoff is getting I thought I would have thought five would be the cutoff I like I think I think two or three Yeah, I'm is like a pass three. I feel like an asshole. It's an impressive cutoff I think it depends on the line behind you if there's people in line You cannot ask for samples if it's empty. I think up to four is okay. Yeah, did he actually order something at the end though? I also think it depends on the place like Jenny's has some weird flavors You'd never it also completely depends on how you're reacting

Like if you get a sample like mmm, okay, you got like you take one and you're like, uh, no, thank you I think she's like that one. She legitimately said I don't think I can give you any more sample Yeah But if you if you're playing the part if you're just doing nine and you're just taking it eating it give me that one That's you got to be cut off sample supposed to lead to the purchase you're just doing nine and you're just taking it, eating it, give me that one. You've got to be cut off. The sample is supposed to lead to the purchase. Yeah. So you're supposed to be sampling. The whole point of the sample is collecting data to then make the choice. And if you're just clearly

trying to get free ice cream, that's a bad... His defense was he was getting three scoops and they were all going to be different scoops. So therefore he more samples he's sampling like standard vanilla yeah that's a permutation yeah no I'm sure it made sense it's just yeah we live in a society unfortunately Jack we Stephen Che should be playing for Nick yes So Nick gets the free bet. Sure. Okay. That was it. That was very simple. We just didn't want Stephen Che to because he didn't he finished third. Yeah. I shouldn't be able to. So Stephen Che wins Nick gets the free bet. Perfect. Let's do that. But Che still has to give full effort. There's also. Yeah. Did he bring up the two other things that I want you guys to decide on? What's that? Do you want to do it on the

same hoop or separate hoops? Same's probably funny. I would think same would be better. And then, Jay, what was the other one I had? Exactly 21 or not. Yeah. We can decide? I think it needs to be exact. Yeah?

I kind of think it needs to be exact. You go over 21 to go back to 15. It's like 21, Rose. I kind of like that. Do y'all play 21? Yes. OK. So how do you get, if you get 20, if you go back to 15?

A free throw? How? Because a free throw could be two free throws. Free throws are one layups. Well, you just. If you go back to 15. A free throw? Well, how? Because a free throw could be a two free throws. Free throws are one, layups. Well, you just don't need to get to 20. You need to get to 19 or 18 and then try to go for 21. And then you guys understand the double up circle?

I'm aware. Is that, in that circle, if you hit it, do you double up? You double up and you can use it as many times as you want. Got it. So he's just going to. A free throw is one? No. He's just going to hit two and then go immediately to double up and

just stay there the whole time. He came bang three though. I don't know if you got every time. Okay, so chase playing for Nick chase playing for Nick. Have you lost motivation now Steven? No, I'm a competitor. Are you are you ready to go? I'm not performing. You're judging'm not performing you're judging You're here with us. What's wrong? Did you get did a cat attack you tired? This is my my dog your dog throw the pants out No, I kind of like them. They're comfy. Why so tired. I am NOT tired. I'm like 1030 last night

I ain't a bump. That's not that I did not My dog got me he's a puppy those are feminine pants feminine as hell joggers every day what huh you were joggers every day yeah I know joggers aren't feminine what those are yeah blue lemon joggers there you go rollback betterback way better. Roll the fucking Yak dude. Way better. Yeah dog would have been. You're wearing rollback right now. Way better. Way way way better. Why are you dressed like that?

Wearing a jacket over a hoodie. Like you're Andrew Whitworth. Andrew Whitworth. Yeah you do look like Andrew Whitworth. Andrew Whitworth is the best. Andrew looks like Whitworth. Yeah. You can't pull off Whitworth.

I can't pull off Whitworth. He's like a fucking All right, Shay. Let's go. All right, here we go. DK double up presented by DraftKings. Yeah, look at you being all Whitworth. Do you think he came up with that or a stylist was like, I got this crazy? I think a stylist probably said hey This is your look big guy, okay? And I'll tell you what I'll just say it. No. I'm not gonna say come on Because there's no chance. He'll ever be in the office again, right? No, that's a bad look you big fat pussy Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and that was it. Big guy, big strong guy. Never would have guessed Andrew would be stronger than you Brandon. He's been practiced. Never would have guessed. Who do you guys

have your money on here? Big Cat doesn't usually lose these. Remember when he uh. When he does choke he says. He chokes sometimes. Remember when he beats on the home run derby like a fucking asshole. Yeah right. But it's Che. It is Che. It's like Big Brother syndrome. You can't't lose your little brother no matter what. Oh wow, Zahar really isn't close to gray is he? No. Well gray pants. So you're not wearing anything close to gray? Like TJ had said. Both of these guys have a long history of winning these things, you know?

Yeah. I can't remember, because didn't one of them win the Chili's 3 for me contest? Oh no, that was actually me but one of them all right sorry I was thinking about the quarterback yeah yeah say one of the court no stitch they both were in the quarterback challenge but that was also me I also won that one all right are you ready so this is to 21 who's keeping tabs scoreboard on the screen okay three two one go all right big cat off to a hot start so is chase so is big cat so is chase so is big cat for is chase is now six ten six oh no they just switch balls now they're back

to layups che che eight Che, eight. 10. What do I have? You have? No, you have 10. We don't know. Something's wrong. They did it wrong. They're all 10.

It's 10, 10. It's 10, 8. Oh, it's 20, 10. It's 20, 10. Che's at 20. Che, why did you get 14? Well, 14. We don't know.

15, 16, 8. 22, Che. Big Cat's at 18. Che's at 15. Che's at 15. Chase at 15. Yes, you went to 22. Hahaha. Was he just...

By the way, Big Cat had it like 30, right? No, I was counting Big Cat's points. What an idiot. You doubled to 20. What an idiot. What an idiot. You doubled to 20. They had you at 10. No, yeah.

Go to 18 and go to three. Review the tape. Yeah. No, I don't know. Review the tape. Fuck all of you guys who are going to try and clip that. Big cat. Your final. Yeah, it's final. Big Cat gets the bonus back. If for some reason there's tape, let's review the tape. It's good. I feel good for Big Cat that he got a free bet. Good job, Big Cat. I have been having the worst gambling fall in my life.

Do you know what the bet is? How much? How much, Jack? How big is the bet? $200. 200. I would like to give my free bet to Nick. He's in West Virginia. Wow. Everybody wins. Very nice. You everybody. I didn't know it was for 200. Yeah, that was you wouldn't. Yeah, you did good. Damn good. But let's not review the tape ever. Yeah, that was, you wouldn't, yeah. You did good, damn good. But let's not review the tape, ever.

No, we give it to Nick. So even if you review the tape, Nick won. Yeah, it does, yeah. I think you might have scored like 30 points. I kept on asking for a score check. I was like, what in my head? Your score kept freezing. We didn't anticipate you guys were just gonna spam

the layups, so it was harder for them to keep up. Yeah, that makes sense. Jack was just yelling eight, 10, 12, 14, 16, eight ten twelve four yeah I kept on saying give me my score give me my score you didn't see you didn't see that coming what's Donnie cooking double up in the ball hitting it you think I had that my knockout rules is not over there what's that smell all right so congratulations to Nick he won the free bet yeah about ten minutes ago the best smell ever came. It was like a butter deep fry. It smelled so good. What the fuck? Where's that from?

I don't know what it was. It sounded like Jack McCarthy in here. Yeah. Huh. I get that reference. Thank you. Yeah. Get it. Cocaine problem. Yeah. Mm hmm. We need to do another one. Should I tell the folks I get that reference. Yeah. Get it? Cocaine problem? Yeah. We need to do another one? Should I tell the folks about the perfect gene? Yes.

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Yep. I had nothing to do with planning that. OK. Just told what I was supposed to do. All right, what's his Twitter address? Maybe next week we should do no layups. Yeah. Which I'm fine with, but I was never told any rules of no layups.

But yeah, please, what's his Twitter? Shout it out. All complaints, please go to Jack McCarthy. JJ McCarthy. Yeah, it's JM. All complaints, please go to Jack McCarthy. I did. JJ McCarthy. J.M. J.M. J.M. McCarthy. It's our J. McCarthy 55.

Yeah. Feel free to talk to him about whatever else. Yeah. No. When I say all complaints, it can be... In general. Yeah. Not just about this.

You can complain about the weather. You can complain about your back hurts. You're in a fight with your wife, like just any complaint that you could ever think of, that's the guy you got to go to. Why is that his cover photo? I'm having a Friday. Why is his bio Greg Odenstein account?

Why? I don't know. What's the story there? What's over his? Any photo he's got on there, the cover photo and that one. And that's me. That's more you than it is him. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man I'm so excited for more. What's this? Yeah. What could he be looking that's

underneath his nose there. Did you see grew grewed him by the way. I asked him if he watched other sports he's like I like baseball love basketball and he's like I don't really like the three point shot it's too much. That's awesome. That's fucking awesome. It is too much. It's one one more It's a lot. Yeah Three point shots too much a little much Alright, so since it's Friday, what should we do? Should we play some geoguessers? Should we play our new game? Second hour of Fridays for us to just have fun for us

Fire for you one for us. Yeah. Five for you, one for us. Do you like the rules of the new game where we all leave? I think we could do it regular style. I like regular style. We do regular style, but I think we gotta be quicker. Yeah. I think you gotta answer them quicker.

The people who are answering the questions have to come up with them quicker. Can I make a different suggestion for today? Yeah, yeah. This is to change it a little bit. Could Kate and Danny not fuck it up? Yeah. Can I be the a different suggestion for today? Yeah, yeah. This is to change it a little bit. Could Kate and Danny not fuck it up? Yeah. Can I be the one to guess this time? Yeah, of course.

Have you guessed yet? No. Oh, OK. I don't really want to. All right, so already thinking your question, so we'll be faster. OK. You guys chat for a second.

OK. All right. Yeah, that's the only thing is the speed of the game can go a little faster. Yeah, I kind of wanted to be a little bit more subtle. I also think we should not do 0.5s. Yeah. I didn't want to say 0.5s. Yeah. I didn't want to say.5s.

Because I love them. But that was one of the dumbest ideas that's ever been created. To defend him the first time we played, we were dominant. Way too easy. Yeah. We were dominant. And then yesterday, we got cocky.

We got cocky. Oh my god. We got super cocky. We're like, Danny and Kayden are here the first day? Let's see if anyone can do it without using all the people. You can make a guess before. Yeah, I guess you could. Again, do you want to come in here and sit in here?

Not to be. Yeah, yeah. Veronica. Veronica was so bad. I had some people standing up for me, not many. Veronica, I see my problem was I didn't think Veronica. Sexy name, right? Let me ask you a question.

Were the people standing up for you, did their moms happen to be named Veronica? They might have been. Because that's the only way that you don't think Veronica is a sexy name. Yeah, fair. I did some... This guy's directing complaints to Jack. Okay. Oh, yeah, good.

I love that. Thank you, Dan the Stoolie. Yeah, actually, any complaint you have in the world right now, send it to at Jack McCart, at jmccarthy55. Yeah, there you go, Yargo. The weather's kind of acid today, that's right. Yeah. TJ, will you play the clip that I sent you? I don't know if you guys have seen this. This can pass the time while Kate thinks of questions. Could be days. 37U, getting out of hand. You guys seen this? Oh, you have seen this? Okay. Man, that quarterback done got fucked up, bro. I'm picked the ball up now. Look, I told y'all. Y'all cannot be calling off work because of this shit. Look,

they both over there. They both done for. They both gonna ask what the hell happened. And we, uh, I can't play 37 you. That's what's going down right here. I done told y'all. This shit is dire. Look at this block. Look, that was a block from here. This whole, this whole plate was unprofessional as fuck. Bro got hit right. I told y'all. Going over the middle? Bro didn't even get hit that hard. Y'all got to go to motherfucking work. Bro listen.

Leave this shit to the young bucks. The young bulls will be out here balling. Look I'll rock with it. He done dumped it off the bro. This is another block from him. BOOM! From him! That was crazy. Look at this bro. You better get a hold of it. That's the young buck right there. See. Yeah, so the You don't get it, I told you about that. I guess it's like, they can't go that fast. Yeah. So the collisions aren't as bad.

Che, you should get in the league. I'm over 37. Oh yeah, you are over 37. He just was calling it 37 under, it was just an adult league. Yeah, I think it was just an adult league. Oh. I did play flag football, adult flag football league,

maybe 10 years ago. Had a five interception game. All right, all right. Huh? interception game huh you had five interceptions I did that's the worst league imaginable what that's the worst gotta be the worst league imaginable yeah the talent wasn't good all right I'm gonna pay him and Kate don't ask the So who's picking the number? Kate is. Oh, I'm picking the number. Oh, no. Sorry.

Sorry. Kate is guessing. Yeah, we think this will be easy. What is this game called TJ? Wavelength. There's a physical version also with like a scoring system. What's that? So it's like a scoring system. What's that? So it's like a wheel and you spin the wheel and that wheel decides what the number is basically and then you're trying... I'll show you a video.

Is it like Milton Bradley or like a real game like that? Yeah. Can we make a Yak version or I guess not? We have a wheel. Yeah, exactly. Brilliant. Stupid. We have a wheel. Yeah, exactly Brilliant stupid He sees the range and he's gonna try and say words so that she puts this red marker in that point range to score points got it That's crazy

So she scores points cuz she got in the correct range those are some wild answers today, I don't like that guy Okay, there's a long time to think I'm struggling here. This is why we didn't have you do it. I know. Like, I love the group. Who was that woman? Someone said, you don't know anything. That was funny. I don't even remember that.

He wasn't wrong. Kate still hasn't come up with the question. I got it. I got it. I think I got it. All right, close your eyes. OK. Close your eyes.

And everyone will try to think of answers very quickly. Okay. All right. Who's picking the number? Yeah. Chat, close your eyes if you want to play. I'm picking the number. Close your eyes if you want to play chat. I'll give you a second to close your eyes. The last time it was very cool. Half the chat was spamming numbers and the other half was spamming suggestions. Oh, I love that.

Half was playing the guesser and half was playing the... I love it. Okay. So So all right. Here is the number Keep your eyes closed Kate. Okay Is this with the point five or no no point five. All right, here we go. Okay, I'm gonna start with Danny Titus give me a condiment. Oh Condiment condiment fucking Onions Onions

Dice up on nice up on you. That's confusing cuz you're a man of class in my mind Wait, I see it's not sure is onion a condiment. Yeah, you don't put that on hot dogs and fucking in my mind You don't put that on hot dogs and fucking and and Burgers and sure another condiment. Did you mean onion powder? But also no I meant diced up Classy just so you know Do you think like or like pass me that ketchup tartar sauce? Okay? I'm not a condiment guy in general so

Yes That was the dumbest thing to ask you I should okay, I'm using the context of a hot dog putting diced up onions that's loading it on a hot dog that's fine feeling like the ten being like the best feeling like like physical feeling I guess is zero the worst physical yes physical feel I can't give you a number so like I don't think that's what you know of course you can't give her an emotion imagine the doctor chart yeah yeah no like like best feeling like 10 would be like orgasm yeah or zero would be like stepping on a Lego sorry I don't know how to explain that. Yep.

I'm at, I'm driving, and I get to a yellow light, but I'm not fast enough, so I have to stop at that light. Oh, OK. OK. That's perfect. Yes, OK. OK, OK. That's given three. OK.

That's given me threes and fours. 1900s decade. A decade in the 1900s. 20th century, you mean. 20th century. Whatever. 20th century. Potato, potato.

20th century decade. Let's go with the no. No. 1900, 1910. 1900, 1910. OK, not a great time. Oh. That stuff gone. Childhood snack, Brandon. Like your mom comes out. I got kids are all playing he's got a

star crunch oh that's got me in a pretzel that's like my number one oh Shit. Um. Mmm. Fast food restaurant. Hmm. White castle. That's a good one, Danny. Good answer, Danny. Good answer, Danny. Everything, I'm not going to waste any time.

Everything is telling me three or four. I'm stuck between three and four right now. That feeling, when you're down, you're like, oh, fuck. It's not'm not gonna waste any time. Everything is telling me three or four. I'm stuck between three and four right now. That feeling, when you're down, you're like, oh fuck, it's not the worst feeling in the world, but it sucks. This is kind of a five.

Onions on a hot dog, there's so many other things I would rather put on a hot dog. 1900s, we didn't have a lot of tech yet, we didn't have floors. Star Crunch. I love Star Crunch, you're give me a cue that you don't like those so much all right so what do you got I'm gonna go with three or four three or four four yeah I got something right the decades was tough because like you can't go 30 20s 30s, and 40s are bad.

Couldn't have gone 40, you're almost saying four at that point. Yeah, 50s are like a five, I feel like. Yeah, I was leaning 50s. And like 80s and 90s are like higher. I was thinking 70s would be a good four. 70s was kind of rockin'. 70s was kind of rockin'. A lot of fucking rock. 70s was kind of rock. 70s was kind of rock. 70s was kind of rock. 70s was kind of rock.

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haven't really been looking at. I think a four feeling, what I was thinking for that one is like a 70 degree day and you're in shorts and a t-shirt, and then you get in the shadows and you're a little too cold. Yeah. Yeah. Or you started out at a ball game. And you're not really bothered, but you're also like,

I kind of wish I had a long sleeve. And starting out of a ball game? You're not really bothered, but you're also like, I kind of wish I had like a long sleeve. And you think you're at a ball game and in the seventh inning it's a little too cold and you're like, should I go to this? You're not like shivering, but you're just like, I'm a little, I wish I had one more layer. You're slightly underdressed. Yeah. How did it work yesterday when I left in the huddle?

Did you guys all just assign one and then? No, we talked about them. Gotcha. Yeah. All right. Broke them down. All right. Good job, Kate.

All right, close your eyes. All right. Chat, close your eyes. You go. Yeah. OK, that's not how I would do that. Yeah, no. Got it.

Everyone got it? Everyone chat got it? Okay. Alright, you can open your eyes. Alright, Kate, give me a game or activity in P class that would get you excited in school. This excitement level. Whatever the number is. When we got to bring out those little blue things with the wheels on the bottom and roll all the way up. That's floor hockey.

It's going to be kind of high. Not floor hockey, is it? No, it's not floor hockey. It's like the scooters. The scooters. We didn't really do anything except scoot around on them, but every time. I guess they did have the hockey sticks that

went with it sometimes. Today is scooter day. Yeah, that's pretty high. I think that's pretty high. I think that's pretty high. Yeah, those things. Yeah. Che, an environment. Oh, fuck.

Now I realize it's the air of this question. The environment that you would be comfortable jerking off in. OK. Which could be anything because I'm comfortable anywhere house basement oh okay okay as. Again, that's pretty high. As opposed to a building basement. I abandoned the school basement. Your house is basement? Correct.

OK, no, stranger's house basement. OK. Dan, give me a hateable Duke player. Oh, man. Um. Hmm. Damn, this is a good question. You're just binary with the Duke hatred. Yeah, no, but there's definitely an answer to it.

I'm just trying to think which one it is. Ah, you know what Greg Paulus exactly who I had Greg Paulus Yeah, I was between it's between a couple we can we can debate it after all right Brandon give me something that would make will Compton call it gay What's a scenario that would make? Yeah. I can't help you. Tom. Will Compton is okay. Yeah, the the

likelihood that will Compton would see this here this whatever and he'd be like, okay, that's pretty gay if he were if another guy asked him to go roller I'm not sure. If another guy asked him to go roller skating together after work. Okay. All right. And then Danny give me, give me the bars. A bar stool employee.

If a stool he was doing a meet and greet their excitement level. You know, if we're doing a giveaway and we're like, if you win the raffle, you get to meet this person. Oh, that's a good question. I'd say Jerry. OK. This is obviously very high. I'm thinking it's like eight or nine. It can't be 10.

It can't be. It's eight or nine. I'm going with eight. Yeah! Yeah! Hell yes! Oh, let's go. We're back.

What was the other one? Were you thinking of Wojciechowski? The other one? No, I was actually thinking Jay Williams. OK. Greg Paulus was the right one. Greg Paulus was the right one. Kyle Singler's more like a six or a seven.

John Shire's more like a six. Grayson Allen's a nine. J.J. Reddick's a 10. Yeah. Christian Leightner's a 10. I was thinking maybe Grayson, but that was too high. Greg Paulus was perfect. Trajan Langdon I hated as well. Yeah. I don't know why I just hated him. Cherokee parks. Didn't hate him as much. I forgot about the Plumlee's. I could

have done a plumber. It's more of a seven. No, I think Greg Paulus was the great Pauls. No, that's when I started. Good enough to be a nine or a ten right, but he's so hate a very hateable. Yeah Okay, so we're two for two for two. Can we go three for three? Alright, don't question. Yeah write down your questions. This game is fun. That was very fun. I Was gonna say for yours. I was gonna say Just two dudes kissing Just two dudes kissing. I almost said that. I almost said making out.

That's an impossible question. But yeah, for Will, it could be like two dudes kissing or... Two dudes high-fiving. Yeah, or it could be someone replying to him and being like, your teeth are too big. Equal on the gay level for well reapplying sunscreen having two daughters I still think about how he had the sporkle question or was like frog metamorphosis stages and he said Prince or was like frog metamorphosis stages and he said prince. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha of like I have to start stashing stuff. I'd rather do it on the fly. You think so? Yeah I just want to look at somebody and then say oh there's my question. Yeah but hey that's that's just me. All right I'm ready.

All right close your eyes. Do you want to pick it? No I'll pick it. Pick it. Pick it. Danny you pick. Okay, make sure everyone in the chat see it. Except for the ones who have their eyes closed. Yep. I love that there's people sitting at their desk with their eyes closed. All right, everyone can open their eyes. Chay, let's do it. All right, just gonna go all the way around. Okay. Make sense.

Kate. Thanks. Why switch it up now? Thank you. Wow Wow order,. Wawa order. Hoagie order. Ooh. Um. Because you're hungry, I guess. Okay.

Cheeseburger. A Wawa cheeseburger. Uh. Yeah. That's it. Yeah, just a Wawa cheeseburger. Wayne cheeseburger. Huh? Wayne cheeseburger just a Wawa cheeseburger. Playing cheeseburger. Playing cheeseburger. Playing Wawa cheeseburger. That has me thinking this is pretty, I don't know of anyone that's

ever gone to Wawa for a cheeseburger. Although that is an order. It is a newer item? Yes. Alright well that makes complete sense. Don't get too analytical on it. Alright Titus. Trusted luck picks her. Titus, give me a Nintendo 64 video game. God damn, that's a good question. Oh, um. Damn. Damn. Fucking, this is hard.

This is very hard, Brandon. Yeah. Damn. Um. That's real hard. Fight, I. Can I change to retro video game? Um... That's real hard. Mmm... Fight... I... I...

Can I change to retro video game? Any retro video game? Any retro video game? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um... That's easier. Still not easy. Still not easy.

Um... I'll do, uh... I got one for this. We can discuss later um Fucking I Had a well this is how to answer this yeah, this one's this one's impossible to answer phone a friend I'm thinking of the shitty video well you want a phone a friend kind of ruined it keep going the Phone a friend somebody else answer.

I don't know how to answer that. I was thinking, remember that game Paperboy? That's great. Oh, you throw newspaper at it? That's terrific. What system was that for? That's Nintendo. Nintendo.

Paperboy. Paperboy. That sounds fun for like three minutes. OK. You're all over it.. Okay. You're right. You're all over it. All right. You're on it. Big cat. NFL coach. Current current NFL coach current NFL coach current NFL coach. That can't be.

Or it could be a coach that started this season. This season? That opened the season as an NFL head coach. NFL head coach that started this season. Oh yeah, Robert Sala. Who was fired. Yeah, he was fired Saturday Rogers fault all right Brandon Fast-food fries Burger King

So this might be kind I like Burger King fries figure out what we like when they when they reinvented it might be kind of I like Burger King fries. You gotta figure out what we like when they when they reinvented it. But I think the just popular opinion is that they are poor. Just know that how fast I answered that question. That's all. Okay. Danny type of pants. I will go. We're talking like comfortability. I'll go. I'll go corduroys. Okay, Jay. So, corduroys are super comfortable

on the outside but on the inside, I've never had a comfortable on the outside. How can something be comfortable on the outside? Well, you feel it and it never had a burger. That's not. Comfortable on the outside. How can something be comfortable on the outside? Well, you feel it, and it's like a velvety. I don't think comfortable is a term. Comfort is determining how you wear. Right, I don't.

Velvet is velvet. Texture. All right, so I think this is very low. Solo's obviously fired. Burger King people generally don't like fries. The game Paperboy doesn't sell cheeseburger, so I'm thinking like One or two is zero even in play. No, okay

Nobody goes to Wawa for cheeseburger, although maybe it's a new item Paperboy doesn't sound like it will hold your attention for more than a couple minutes at best. Sala got fired. Burger King fries. Corduroy. Sounds like you're going to a very stuffy event. I'm gonna say one.

Damn it, Shay. Was it two? I was, my brain was broken trying to make bad video games. I don't remember the bad video game So I'm just sitting there trying to yeah, and also if you do like Tetris, that's a classic right? I'm not a big Tetris right yeah, or like Pac-Man and also one would always be just the worst you know Steve I feel like that was almost the worst all was fired. Yeah Ever food one it's hard Dennis Allen would have been a one

Solid like you could make the argument it was Roger. You know what? It's Danny's fault for picking two. Yeah. We had to at some point. But Danny's haunts is over. We got cocky. Should I come up with the questions or just rip them?

Whatever. No. I'm not doing that. Okay. You're also not fat anymore. True. Well, I'm on a road trip to not being fat. I'm not doing that. I'm a road trip guy? Oh yeah, I guess I'm a road trip guy. Cliff says it. You bragged about your ability to drive for long hours.

Oh, I love driving long hours. Yeah. But I'm not going anywhere with Clemmer. Okay. All right, so you want me to rip the questions? Oh, I love driving long hours. Yeah. But I'm not going anywhere with Clemmer. OK. All right, so you want me to rip the questions? You can do whatever you want. Would you like to prepare? It's your choice.

No, I'll rip them. I'll rip them fast. All right, I got the, everybody close your eyes. Titus, pull the number. Got it. Well, everybody got it? OK. Yes, got it.

All right, we've got the number. Come out of the, hey, hey, you. Hey, shake him. Shake him. Okay. Okay. I do something novel. Maybe you start and go around. Go around. All right. I'm gonna start and go around. Uh Kate, give me a first for a child. In like terms of memory. for child your memories of memory Oh like first steps Um

Yeah Like first solid food Okay Give me a Play in baseball Titus Hmm 10 being the most exciting Zero or one. Six four three double play six four three double play. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay. Wow. Uh, Jay, give me a dip for your chip.

Store made guacamole. Store made guacamole. Wow. Wow. Wow. What, Brandon? OK. Brandon, give me. This is going to fuck myself on this one. This is going to fuck myself on this one, but I'm still going to ask you this. Give me a That fucked me. Why the face? That fucked me. That

fucked me. Hold on give me more time. No you got a I got I got a better one. No, you got a that's the game Okay That fucked me. That's the game. Ah Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny, I want to redo Danny Danny Danny Oklahoma State Oklahoma State

Oh No Danny give me something you buy to movie theater. Mm-hmm Big pretzel. Big pretzel. Is it five? Is that your answer? No. Good. I almost got you guys damn that was pretty close fuck Did anyone ever do that who wants to be a millionaire Just as fine like I Brandon fucked me. I't ask you fuck me. No I fucked myself Because we differ we disagree on all uniforms I'll go final answer for It's six

Store bought guacamole was fucked. That's the worst one It's okay, but That's the worst one It's okay, but There are good versions of guacamole no, but that's a four bar bought isn't a sister was like a four and a half or four Yeah, it's okay. It's passable No, I'd rather have that then I think fives passable six is trending towards good Yeah, six is definitely trending towards good 60% if he had said guacamole, I would have maybe said six. Shit.

Oh, guacamole's a nine and a half. And I didn't know, Tennessee uniforms to me are like an eight. I know, but all you- And then Oklahoma State are like a four. Can I, all uniforms to you are like an eight. No, I just said Oklahoma State's like a four. Who would you have said for six uniforms? Six uniforms, I would have said...

Oklahoma? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Six uniforms, Michigan State. Michigan State came to mind. Michigan State. Michigan State. It was right there. Six. That's a six. Oh, my god. That's a solid six. I think they're a little higher than six. No, that's a solid six.

Man. No. Ha-ha-ha! No. No. All right, we're on a losing streak. Yeah. We're on a two- game losing streak. Let's pick it up Brandon this is huge Brandon and the pretzel Should I say it's salted well? No, I just don't think pretzel at movie theater, but what I would have said like

Candy raisin that's yeah, whizzler Candy. Raisinets. Yeah. Twizzler. It's a little bit of a raisinets. Those are like fours for me. You think so? You're raising that Twizzler maybe though. Twizzlers are pretty good answer. I like twizzlers, but I think most people are around the sixes on Twizzlers.

Very middle of the road. Yeah. Hot dog. OK. Brandon, close your eyes. Close your eyes. And everyone in the chat, close your eyes Close your eyes and everyone in the chat close your eyes You got your eyes closed No Okay, Brandon you could open your eyes

There we go Brandon we need a, Brandon. We need a dub. Come on, Brandon. We need a dub, Brandon. Danny. Give me an office episode. Oh. Dinner party. Oh. I'm think I'm ready to guess. Go. Do you wanna guess? Give me a Michael Jordan teammate. Scottie Pippen. It's ten. Got it. Way to go. Good job, Brandon. Nailed it. I guess 10 might be a little too easy. I thought 10 would be hard because you'd be thinking it can't be 10. But yeah, those were two very good questions too. Cause those are the two 10s. Yeah. Those were easy. Yeah. I was done. Are there any other 10 office episodes? You argue with the fire episode aired after the Super Bowl because there's no other there's no other Michael Jordan teammate diversity

day that's the only one I mean there I have other 10 you can make the argument stress relief is two parts in the second part is the roast of Michael Scott that that goes right up against but if you asked me to name a 10 episode, I'm naming it. Yeah, it's a party. Damn. Good job. Good Brandon. Good job. Alright, Danny. Let's finish strong. Brandon, you pick the number. That's a good number. Okay. Brandon.

Yes. Hi. Give me a breed of dog. Great question. Great question. Danny. Great. Great question.

Good. Also very smart to not ask Che that. Chase thinking of a brand of dog. Breed of dog. A breed of, yeah, but you're not, you don't have. Might be the dog market soon. What? Maybe, maybe, maybe.

No. Is this gonna be like the grill search? Oh my God. Draw it out over here. I don't know how I feel about you having a dog. What do you mean by dog market also? I also, don't take this the wrong way, but you're more of like like I could see you getting a robot dog I've had a robot vacuum. Yeah, I think you're a robot dog guy

No, I've got a dog or cat potentially I mean had a dog a robot vacuum Yeah, Rba vacuums are machines well one that I don't push yeah all right you got one pretty got one but I just need to be reminded of dog freaks okay there's a lot of dog the questions. Do you know what I like? Do you know what I like? You post them every week. Yeah. I'll go with. I'll go with a traditional glazed.

Okay. Stephen, give me a subject in school. Ten being the favorite subject. Math. Oh hi. He's Asian. Yeah. Keep that. Yeah. All right. Mark, give me a zoo animal. Oh, yeah. Right up your alley. Zoo animal would be, oh, this is controversial. This is, I would say, penguin. Mm, we're high. We're high, folks.

That's a good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Penguin. Good answer. All right, Kate, you're at a fast food restaurant at the fountain machine.

Give me a soda. Soda. From that typical line up. Diet Dr. Pepper. What the hell was that? That just went down a little. Take the average. That fucked up everything. I thought that was a good answer too. I thought that was what's happening. It must have went down a little. Take the average. That fucked up everything.

I thought that was a good answer too. I thought that was a great answer. Really? I do think we all gave good answers. I think. Yeah. I think it's. Yeah.

You like diet. He doesn't like to diet. No. What are you looking at me for? Well, you said it's a good answer. So you're putting that. I think that's. I'm leaning heavily towards eight. So you put that high. I think that's, I...

I'm leaning heavily towards eight. I think I'm gonna go eight. No! Is that your final answer? Um... God, it's either that or seven. I might have fucked you. I think I fucked him too. Yeah, I thought that I thought Labrador was high.

Yeah, I thought Labrador was high. My real true seven donut would be actually an old fashioned, but I don't think anyone really likes. I knew that we had to talk about a couple weeks ago. How could me and you love old fashioned? Yeah, I think it's old-fashioned glaze is probably an eight and then you get into like the chocolate like a traditional chocolate frosted Jelly and it was my own fault. Let's not focus on that motherfucking math. Yeah

That was a terrible nobody likes math math is terribly. I love math. Yeah, yeah terrible. Nobody likes math. Math is terribly. I love math. Yeah. Yeah. Asian. Yeah. Oh look. He's good. He's pounding you. He's pounding you. Anyone else that would have taken it down. That's I was very confident was an eight after I heard Stephen with math. And did you think Penguin was high as well? I think it was a good animal. I think it's a seven animal though. I think there's higher though. No, I would argue maybe even like a nine. Oh really? Oh no. No. Like penguins are one. even like a nine. Oh really? Oh, no They're one I feel like nine animals are your gorillas. Yeah Yeah, you're jumping around monkeys are fun and playing with the audience

Yeah, I think penguins are a show stopper. They have their own. Yeah, and is a hippo. Yeah, not every zoo has penguins penguins But only when they're in the water when they're zooming around That's playful there. Yeah, there's a hard fight. They're hit or miss at my zoo You can pay 50 bucks and just go like dad penguin What wait you tap up a penguin? Counter it was sick. That's worth $50 all day One of them shit on my shoe it was awesome All day, I got One of them shit on my shoe it was awesome

That's good luck. Yeah, 50 person, but yeah They it's like a special room and they come right up to you would you would you say when you tapped up? Yeah, I haven't done it yet cuz I was like kids. So it's like a playboy What's up big bro? That was good. I feel like fun Friday game. Yeah, I guess the check could play long was chat playing along Yep, I love that. It's better than sparkle cuz sparkle stuff for the chat to play along. I recognize that Someone DM me. I don't know if this is true But they said that the sparkle world championships is coming to Chicago in 2025 that might be a lie But oh my god, we have to be correspond. That's a real thing. Holy shit. I did not fact check and I just. Oh, that's cool.

But I remembered it. Sounds awesome. You think they do it how we do? Just completely random? Yeah, for sure. We Sporkle World Champions. I would need, I'd love to get Will. Oh my god.

Oh! Holy shit. Oh my god. We got a. SporkleCon, we're in. We are definitely gonna forget about this. Oh my god. We got a sparkle con we're in we are definitely That on the calendar on the calendar we will forget put it on the calendar for when it is But also put on the calendar for two months before three months before four months before so you could keep reminding us And we'll still probably forget are we allowed to submit a team. Oh

You think we're good enough? No, but it'd be very funny if we showed up like the Seven of us and we just lost in the first round right a hundred. We're gonna be like the average Joe's and dodgeball I think that would be so funny. What a great shirt. You guys are the like and yeah We got to figure out how to get in. It is a great shirt Is there a prize early bread special? We got it. We should do a live yak from there Are there more prominent sporklers?

Anyone has a yeah for all of us know all of them everyone who's oh, they're better You're right are we the most watched sporklers Stevens on the internet so we should we're We're the least skilled, most skilled, but most watch. Yeah. That's me. What was that? That was a tick tock. Got a ring back tone in 2024. We are to sparkle what Jake Paul is to boxing. Yes. Yeah. We're ruining the sport, but people watch. It's not fun for anyone watch Steve you want to do the high noon ad and we'll spin the wheel I like this new we have this new like Friday

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Boom, baby. When is White Sox Dave dinner? I don't know. It's got to be soon. One day, they said they're all in. White Sox Dave, Anika and Connor. Anika and Connor. White Sox Dave, Anika and Connor.

I think Smoke's pissed. And then next week, yeah, we'll be taping our Thanksgiving special. Brandon and I will be out on Tuesday, but it's a quick half day trip. Or Dingers only punishment. And then almost turkey. Turkey in a month. One month until turkey.

One month until turkey. All right, everyone have a great weekend. We'll see you on Monday. Have a beautiful weekend everybody, love ya, stay safe, see ya Monday, bye!