The Yak - Brandon and Big Cat Return to Riff | The Yak 6-17-24

Episode Date: June 17, 2024

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Roback.com. Go right now. They also have swim trunks. I'm wearing my Roback polo. I also have Spanx on because I was golfing with Frankie this morning, and I ate too much ice cream on vacation. But the big news is Brandon. Brandon Walker.

Brandon. Walker is back. I'm wearing my rowback shorts. Brandon. Yep. Do you feel bad that you kind of took away my coming back? I do feel really bad about that. I felt really bad. Last week as I was sitting in the hospital for the fourth day

wondering if my son was going to live, I was worried about your return from vacation. I appreciate that. I would rather hang out with pediatricians than Frankie Borelli, though. Yeah, true, true. But it's good to have you back, Brandon. Thank you. I know you probably talked about mostly sports,

but we're happy you're Brandon. Yeah. Thank you. I know you probably talked about mostly sports, but we're happy you're back. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Happy that everything's okay. Everything's good for now. Everything. We were in the children's hospital for about four days.

And then Thursday we got good news. And after a couple days, you obviously think the worst case scenario. But we got good news Thursday. And every day since has been a little bit better. so awesome so i'm back back yeah that's a nightmare it sucked yeah it was bad i can't imagine i had to host that episode of the show with mook and kate and nikki smokes oh fuck oh fuck that's a nightmare yeah yeah yeah also good episode i don't know if you guys heard but i was on vacation i'm back oh yeah it's back yeah yeah that sucks too because like you're out there.

I would rather be somewhere awful and come back to work than be somewhere amazing. Right. Because now that feels awful to come back. Right. And I'm happy to be back. Yeah. And I got back today, and no one was like, oh, hey, welcome back. They were like, you see Brandon's back?

And I was like, uh-huh. Yeah. I walked in the office, and no one said anything. I walked out and then walked back in. You just got to try again. The first person you see is my actual sister. Yeah, right, right. She was probably excited.

Yeah. There's so much ado in the office today that you should have come back Friday. I should have been back last Friday? Yeah. It would have helped me. I mean, I got four kids. I could put another one in the hospital. Yeah, you could.

I mean, if we look hard enough, we can probably find something wrong with it. You could do that quickly. They'll take me at my word. Well, it's good to have you back. We missed you. Thank you. A lot. Yeah.

A lot, a lot. Yeah, thank you. It was a shitty week, but this is good we're back we're back what did we i i don't know how roan and sass and colby are on the yak text chain because the amount of fomo i had from whatever the fuck you guys did on friday was off the charts i don't i still don't the fuck you guys did on Friday was off the charts. I still don't know what you guys did on Friday. You missed Shohei Ohtani Day, too. I know.

I did. There were drinks, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We got sloshed off a bundle of beverage. We had every single liquor, and I felt like shit for the rest of the day. Yeah.

I ruined my day. Yeah. You had to have had horrible FOMO when you got, like, it was a cocktail and then just a random word. Yeah, I wanted to do that. Yeah. I had drunk Taco Bell at 2.30 p.m. Also, what is going on with you?

What do you mean? Good question. Like, what are all these pictures I'm seeing of you? Oh, yeah. Yeah, what is that? His doppelganger. I'm a Call of Duty man. His doppelganger is, like,

the best call of duty player in the world okay because i dick scott oh and there is his boys in optic and his call of duty boys are like clowning that dude oh we're looking like yeah because i i just can't i like the whole week i was gone i was just like what is this like i should look into this like no i'll just wait till i come back yeah these very famous streamers just found Mook's Instagram and probably have been screenshotting and texting pictures of Mook as, like, inside jokes. That's incredible.

Inside joke shit. Yeah. So it's a joke on you. Yeah, like, for sure. For a second, I thought you were cool. No, no, no. I was like, damn, Mook's hanging out with- This is pretty cool.

It is cool. No, but, like, I thought he was hanging out with Nate. He wasn't hanging, not even close. Right. Not even close. Have any of those guys followed you? Yeah. Okay is cool. No, but I thought he was hanging out with Nate. Wasn't hanging, not even close. Right. Not even close. Have any of those guys followed you? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Which one? One's probably going to invite you to come by. Are they asking for original memes? That would be great. They're like, hey, can you go sit on the shitter real quick? Yeah, wait. I could.

Scump got a chill. The joke is, look at this fucking guy. Yes. The joke is, what happened to this guy? This is Scump. Yeah. And they're just calling me fat. Well, they were chair picking your guy. Yeah. The joke is, what happened to this guy? This is scump. Yeah. And they're just calling me fat. Well, they were chair picking your worst.

Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You need to give them. Something good? Yeah, you need to give them originals. One of ones. I'm fitted up today. You should start like an OnlyFans for that.

Ooh. Yeah. I could do that. Just for the Optic Clan. Just for the Optic Clan. Okay. $1,000. You would never.

There's $1,000 a month. You would? Yeah. Those guys are rich. Yeah. I'm trying to make money. Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's right.

TJ, can we open these doors, actually? I feel stuffy when it's closed. You look skinny. I'm wearing Spanx. That guy's a diss, though. Fragile. Damn. Yeah.

You look delicate. Oh. I got tan. Too though. Like, fragile. Damn. You look delicate. Oh, too skinny. I got tan. I got tan. You get really tan. I spent the whole time in the shallow end of the pool with my kids. It's not a vacation. It's a trip.

Okay. It's basically an away game where you're... Constantly on. You're like Bowling Green going down to Tuscaloosa. You're like, I hope we get a first down. And it never ends. Did you get a first down? And Alabama, your kids are having the time of their life.

I mean, I think one of the perks of being a dad would be really heaving your kids in a pool. That is one of the best. It is. I also got in a splash fight. Okay. With not my child. Another child. Did you win?

Oh, yeah. He just kept splashing me in my face staring at me and i was like stop splashing me and then i said it louder so a parent could maybe intervene and then finally i just tsunami wave wait right back out of anger i he wouldn't stop splashing i thought you were play fighting with no he's he literally was just standing next to me just going like this in my face. And then finally I just was like one big tidal wave and then he left. So you won? I won. Yeah.

This kid rocks. I saw your tweet about the other dad. Yes. Longer than you? Yeah. Did you settle that? I didn't. I pussied out.

Is he huge? Oh, dude, he's like, he's taller than Brandon. Oh, fuck. Yeah. No, one of my friends was at my kid's birthday party, and I was like, do you remember that story I told? And he was like, yeah. And then he was like, oh, is that him?

And I was like, fuck. Not a parent. So, yeah, I got bodied at my son's birthday party, too. But we're back. And it's a good week. Roan's going to be here tomorrow. We've got the case race on Wednesday. I'm excited for that.

Fights as a model. Yeah. Yeah. Good looking. I didn't realize you were a real model. I'm not a real model. I'm friends with a guy. Look how you're sitting.

You're sitting like a model. Did you get paid? No. Models make money. Did you have paid? No. Models make money. Did you have to? Wait. Are you in some Harvey Weinstein type hotel rooms now? What do you mean?

Are these Italian dudes being like, hey, give me a massage? No, no, no, no. The Italian dudes were cool as hell, though. Okay. The Italian dudes, there was this group we hung out with called the Bichoni, and they all dress to the nines, but it's the 70s all the time, and they only drive cars from the 70s, and they just live their whole lives like it, and they fucking rock.

How did you wind up in this situation? I'm just buddies with a guy who owns a shoe company called Del Toro, and he was like, do you want, I think their model dropped out or something like that, and he was like, do you want to come out and just do the pictures and I was like sure. That's a model. You're a model. The literal definition of a model. The model

dropped out and I had to fill in. But I love how you changed the verbiage. You were like do you want to come out and take photos? Dude I because we did a vlog we were out there and I had to keep talking to the camera and I You're a model. You're officially a model. Now F a model. That's a model.

You're officially a model. Now, Fights, are you a rat boy? Am I what? A rat boy? No, no, no, no. I think, we actually talked about this the other day, I think I'm a frog person. Okay. Which I think is a different kind of person, but I mean, look at me, I'm not a rat.

I have a big, wide fucking head. No, I know, but you are you have like, you have interesting features that make you interesting. So the thing is, women are now wanting a rat boy, a boy that looks like a rat. Yeah, it's very angular face, but it is like William Fickner. Like Adam Driver is not

classically hot. He's a rat boy, but there's something hot about him. Girls want an unconventionally attractive, very successful yeah that's what they want yeah these are the rat boys yeah having like fucking uh what's his name jeremy allen white on that list is insane that makes no sense he does have a weird he does have like not normal feet yeah he does but he's i i thought so i looked it up the description for a rat is like tall lankanky, angular features.

He's short, jacked, and a little goofy looking. You're really forcing him into that. He's more rat than the first thing you said. Yeah, why would tall, lanky? Yeah. I don't know. Short, angular, that's a rat. That is a rat. Yeah.

You are correct about that. I don't know why tall, lanky would be it, but that is one of the descriptions I heard that was it. Huh. But Adam Driver is the perfect one of the descriptions i heard that was it huh but adam driver is the perfect one what is a hot rodent man yeah i was saying that the like it's so weird every summer when girls have to invent pr to fuck guys because none of us are attractive yeah like guys like guys don't have genres of girls they like we just like hot girls girls don't have that option so they have to make just like hot girls. Girls don't have that option. So they have to make stuff up. Yeah, like I like a dad bod.

I like a rat boy. That is so true, yeah. I can't wait for redhead summer. Yeah. Yeah. That was always my problem with the dad bods. They'd be like Jason Segel. Yeah.

He's just tall. He's not fat. Who has the most dad bod out of the dads in here? I don't think either of you really dad bod I do I think you're both in pretty good shape I'm more Tony Soprano barrel chested Tony's dad That was one of the real like

He was actually lusted at Like Gandolfini during that series was lusted after Yeah I've actually been re-watching it very recently He's got a great body he lusted at like gandolfini during that series was lusted after yeah oh yeah well he's i i've actually been re-watching very recently he's got a great body i'd love to look like james gandolfini towards the end he gets a little fat but in the first few seasons he's fucking like oh he got fat quick he got fat pretty quick yeah but the that's power that's not yeah that's a good that's power it's a power that's a great body i'd kill for that yeah that's a good body. That's a power body. That's a great body. I'd kill for that. Yeah. That's a great body.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's power. I think we're all coping. Yeah. That's what girls are doing. What the fuck we're doing? Rodents. Talking hot, dude.

Yeah. Let me start by asking this. Have any of you gotten a deep tissue massage? No. No. No. No? i got tortured for an hour straight yesterday by a man oh wow was it a was it the guy that we called this could not have been a traditional deep tissue massage he tortured me i was in pain from start to finish. At a place called Healthy Zoo. Z-U.

There was no symmetry or rhythm to it either. At one point he just dug his elbow into my shoulder blade. My left shoulder blade for two minutes. Did you feel better after? No. Did you have a chance to opt for the woman? He had a leaky nose. At one point, you know how they take like they reveal half of your ass Did you have a chance to opt for the woman? And he had a leaky nose. Oh! No!

At one point, you know how they take, like, they reveal half of your ass? Yeah. Yeah, he sneezed on my ass. Oh, no! This was pure torture. It started off like, okay, he's got the lube on his hands. Don't get hard. It's a man.

It's hard it went from don't get hard to don't audibly yelp and moan and pain so yeah i can't believe we need we need to put it on the wheel one of you has to do okay what's it called i'm not being a pussy it was pure torture i think i would like that kind of massage i hate but massages. That's why I asked. I've never had a deep tissue massage to compare it to. Maybe that's how they go. Is that why you went? Were you just sheer curiosity or you had a gift card? It was spontaneous. My girlfriend was there asking if I wanted one. Did she get a woman?

She got a woman. It was fine. Why didn't you get to get a woman? They asked me there. Man or woman? And I said whatever is easy. If you're going with easy oh no you have to if you're going with your girlfriend you have to get a man

he had a chill yeah cause then she would get a man if you get a woman no if you get a woman she would get a man and I'd rather be tortured than a man

touch my woman you can't get touched by a man I think Nick's right no I wouldn't want to opt for the woman and then watch her

opt for the man. Yeah, what if she's like making a choice? Because they're just going to fuck the whole time. Yeah. They do. They do fuck. But you might get jerked off. I'm not going to get jerked off.

I know. That's a fair trade. No, it's not because I would jerk myself off better than anybody could ever jerk me. You never got milked like a fuck. Yeah, there was nothing gay about it. At one point... He sneezed inside of your asshole. Yeah, your asshole sneezed.

A little bit. But at one point... He put his fluids inside your ass. You felt him. Yeah. So that sentence alone is at least... Kinda. I'll give it 11% gay.

But at one point, his palm grazed my palm. Can I sit out? No. Do you think we got to pause him? I mean, you're getting rubbed up by a man, brother. Fancy, fair. The way you put it. He's spoken.

A man that oiled you up and rubbed you down. Yeah, you did say lube. He hurt me. He hurt me hard. I was trying not to cry. And anyway- Ten minutes in, I was like, do I quit? I can't quit.

Tap out of a massage. How long was the massage? Did you say anything? Like, were you like, hey, maybe- He kept asking me, is this fine? While it was very painful. Every time I said yes, he upped the pain. So it was like, for you, it would be not manly to tell him you were in pain.

Elbow, yes. Elbows, knuckles. Oh, my God. I think your pride got in the way. You could have opted out at any point. You should have just tapped. I should have tapped, yeah. What was your masseuse's name?

Can we get eyes on him? No, I don't want to. Maybe that's what people want. Sure. Maybe I have a low pain tolerance. What was his build like? He was short. He had a Napoleon complex because I was taller than him.

Oh, no. Then after it's all said and done, he had the nerve when it was over to delicately jack me off. But there were signs like no solicitation. That is like illegal, which was almost more creepy. Yeah, that seems like there was. But yeah, other than that, I don't know. Fine. One time I got a massage.

I was in Portugal with my family, and we all went to like a spa day, and I got the guy, and I get a massage, and at the end of it he's speaking portuguese and he's like is the oil is it oil and i was like sure whatever i don't do a lot of massages i just say yes to whatever and he dips his two fingers into oil and then just started fingering my belly button oh like did you feel it at the bottom of your balls like real deep like at the piss and then i get in the car after. We're all like driving back to the hotel. And it's just silent.

And I just said, I was like, the belly button fingering was a little weird. And everyone was like, we have no idea. I hate the sensation of my belly button being touched. That would be torture. It was horrible. Yes. He said deep, like really. Like he just had it in there.

He was just going around. And I was flexing to try and and impress him that I wasn't fat. And it just kept getting deeper and deeper. You guys were fucking. Oh, there it is. Oh. Did you feel it at the bottom of your balls? Yeah.

And I had to piss really bad. You should have just pissed on him. He already sneezed on my ass. There was too much bodily fluid going around. Did he wipe the sneeze? He kept leaving to blow his nose oh it felt like i thought you guys like pranked me collaborated with my girlfriend and i thought there was going to be a camera crew oh man That sounds miserable

But I don't know Did you like sleep well last night? Any perk? He probably got some kinks out That I didn't know about But I don't know Nothing like measurable Are you sore today?

No but I wasn't sore going in Just tight I feel bad for you I think we gotta go Beat this guy up I don't know if we can I doubt it We can

He's short He's short Yeah but Kyle's short None of us can beat him up He was very friendly otherwise I don't That must have been his routine

Oh I set a reminder for myself If we add deep tissue massage To the wheel Can we put the caveat That it has to be done right here During the show Oh have him in oh I love that I said a reminder

for myself do you guys see what's happened to Tony P's comment section no they turned on him have you seen Mook no what happened everyone's asking to see his cock it's really funny

he's got to show it everyone just keeps talking about how big of a hog he has oh his father's day post everyone's like oh so that's where you got the hog from is there anything like lending credence to this theory i don't know but the he the internet has fully turned back on him where it's like now they're just trolling him in the comments i mean there's a lot of worse comment sections. Yeah, true. Being trolled for your giant cock. Father, son, hog reveal. Oh, God. The hog doesn't fall far from the tree.

Go to another one. Yeah, just every comment is just show us your hog. I would be so okay with that. Yeah, I think he's got to do it. There's that, and then Dana White's comment section is just a lot of get oiled up dana i'm coming over what i've seen the oiled up one i love the internet this is the best i love when the comment section just gets their mind of their own yeah yeah and they have their own inside joke that you're not even in on yeah yeah tony p's just like he's trying to be himself and he's just let's see. Rest that hog big dog.

Bad day to be a bag. Oh, yeah. They saying he's doing coke to tone with all due respect. What about. Oh, wait. No tone. How is the Molly? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. He said he didn't sleep for an entire weekend. What an awful comment section. You're just cool and do drugs and have a huge. Yeah. Poor guy. But it probably is awful for him because he was like the last of a dying. awful comment section you're just cool and do drugs and have a huge day yeah poor guy but it probably is awful for him because he was like the last of a dying breed take my hog out to the ball

game he's the last of the dying breed of like i'm gonna put out genuine content and people will be genuine back to me yeah and it took a couple months but now the internet's come all the way around being like nah we're just gonna a couple months is a long time. Yeah, it might have been longer. He's got to show his dick. I got to know what it is. He's going on like Fox News now and stuff. Yeah, he quit his job. He quit his full-time corporate job, yeah.

Oh, he's just a full-time influencer? Yeah. What's he doing on Fox News? I have no idea. Hopefully showing Hogg. Oh, is he political? I think somewhat, yeah. But I think it's more of like a fluff. Every time he's on, it's like a fluff piece.

Okay. It's like a fun game they play or something. Ah. Yeah. Tony P in D.C. Brandon, I also brought something for you. Really? Well, it's just a tweet I wanted to just share with you.

He brought you a tweet. I brought you a tweet. Thank you. Because I wanted you to feel like you're back in the rhythm. Okay. I saw it. What you got? And I was like, oh, I should show this to Brandon.

TJ, I sent it to you. There it is. So I saw this. Okay. And it's a little bit wrong, but it's mostly right. Okay. Okay. So Kentucky.

We're not counting Texas, are we? Okay. So Texas is Texas. It's not the South. So Texas is similar to Florida. No, because Florida's yellow too. Texas is yellow. Texas should be yellow.

No, Texas should just be Texas. Texas should be a different color. It should be just Texas. It should be Texas. Yes. Half of Virginia is the South. You can't split states. Half of Virginia is the South.

I can't because if you draw a line below Georgia, under Alabama, that part of Florida is the south. The panhandle? The panhandle is the south. But then the rest is not. It's Florida. Yeah, the further south you go, the more north you are in Florida. Okay.

The deep south is correct. Louisiana should be its own. Louisiana is its own world. I still think it's more southern than Texas is. Don't you think that's deep south? I also think Tennessee is deep south. Oh. Yeah.

Also, the middle of Pennsylvania should be south. Indiana should be. The middle of a lot of states. Indiana should be yellow. The Pine Barrens of Jersey. I don't think it could be deep south if you have a popular destination spot in your state. Oh. Oh. Wow.

That hurts. That hurts. Hold on. I'm out. That was hurtful. Charleston is in South Carolina. It's in the deep south, was it not? Georgia has not only Atlanta, which hosted an Olympics.

Is Atlanta a popular tourist destination? What the fuck do we care about an Olympics? It has Augusta National. It has St. Simon's Island. You're proving my point. Savannah's beautiful. Savannah's wonderful. Savannah's gorgeous.

Savannah is beautiful. Let's see. Alabama has Orange Beach, and it has beaches, and it's pretty nice. So the Deep South. You can go on vacation in the Deep South. You're saying with no destinations, it should be Deep South? Yeah. Like, I think Nashville is Tennessee. You just went on vacation to the Deep South. You're saying with no destinations, it should be Deep South? Yeah. Missouri and Alabama.

You just went on vacation to the Deep South. Yeah, I guess I did. Yeah, so you can, yeah, yeah, relax. Yeah, Orange Beach, the hot tourist spot. Is that what you said it was? It is for poor people in Mississippi and Alabama. Did you have to say poor people? Yeah, people from the Deep South.

They get to go on vacation too. Mm-hmm. Hotel Indigo, Big Mike's Steakhouse. I don't. Is any of that right? Yeah. Okay. So overall, they nailed the map.

They got pretty close. You just can't put a whole, like you have to split up some states. Like Virginia should be split up. Virginia already was split up. That's how West Virginia is. That's true. That's a good point. Southwestern Virginia.

West Virginia. You can't split it up twice. Everything west of Martinsville and Roanoke is just the south. No, yeah. Nova is not the south. What about Missouri? Wheeling is not the south. Missouri is.

I wouldn't even say Louisville is the south. Missouri is sort of south. But Lexington is the south. And they're almost on the same parallel. Southern Ohio doesn't get enough credit for being very southern. Yeah. That's the difference. That's Rust Belt.

But southern is like the Appalachian foot. Yeah. Like Athens. Yeah. You didn't think about Athens. You didn't think about Athens. No, you didn't think about Athens. I thought about Athens.

I've been thinking about Athens. Name one thought about Athens. No, you didn't think about Athens. I thought about Athens. I've been thinking about Athens. Name one thought about Athens. REM. That's Georgia. That's not Athens, Ohio. Okay, I know. But that's Athens. Gyros.

That's not. Gyros. Kyle, you said Cleveland is further east than Tampa? Yes. And is that true? No. It is. I'm not choosing to ignore.

Yeah. It's true. Isn't Tampa on the east coast of Florida? No. It's not? It's west coast. So, yeah, Florida has the central time zone in it. Mm-hmm.

I don't know. Ohio does not. Yeah, it's like Atlanta's central time zone right Nope The Georgia line is the I think Detroit is further east Detroit is eastern time zone Yeah

Wait Detroit is Further east than Atlanta I think That's pretty crazy And Nashville and Atlanta are very close together, which in my head doesn't make sense. They're like three hours away. Oh, it's like five.

Is it? Yeah. It was like three. I think it's like five. Like the Titans and the Falcons should be rivals. Yeah. That's pretty close. Yeah, but the problem is the Saints and the Falcons existed long before the Titans did,

so they already had a rival in their division. Fun with maps. We're getting on our dozen shit. Jeff loves to do these ones that fuck you up. Who plays today? Do you guys? I play right after this. Four hours.

Pull that map back up. I need to study. I think that's closer to five. It says four hours right now. Are we good showing the dozen set? Yeah. Is that embargoed still? I need to pull that map back up. I need to study. I think that's closer to five. It says four hours right now. Are we closer? Are we good showing the dozen set? Yeah.

Is that embargoed still? Look at that. We had a full house too. Everybody was watching. I love that it's live. Yeah. Because you don't have to worry about spoilers and all that shit. Although some people, we won't spoil anything, but it does take a lot of the pressure off for like guys like Mincy.

For guys like... Yeah, because he's had a lot of pressure on him lately. Yeah. A lot of pressure. I yeah because he has he's had a lot of pressure on him lately yeah yeah pressure i think i've who else had a lot of pressure on him titus uh there was a story yeah yeah yeah i had like rocks a more weight guy yeah more weight guy forget his name i think i've successfully scared Mincy off I don't know if that's a good or bad thing He invited all the interns to his pool

and said Hank approved it I don't know That's not the first time Again is tough Does Hank have to approve people coming to Mincy's pool? I don't know He said Hank approved it Hank and I have had to put restrictions on certain people with interns oh man don't want to be i don't want to have to do

that but we've had to do that he's never been an intern guy before yeah it's weird some something about this year's crop is different did he invite did he select or was it the intern class as a whole he's selected i believe he's like yeah yeah hand-picked he's still embargoed on this show till what august august yeah yeah which is good i feel that that's a good amount of time do you know how he's gonna fuck the dozen up today tyrus we're not sure yet but he'll find a way yeah you guys are playing right after the act. Right after the act, yeah. I don't know. Mincy actually is good. He is.

He's not like he's a total. That's what makes it so interesting is that he will come out of nowhere and get all sorts of questions right, and then he'll fuck one up. And then you just have to do the bat of the year. You're like, is it worth it? And more often than not, it is. He talks to me about stand up a good bit, and he has some good bits. He's going to be a megastar. Mincy's like a gun-slinging quarterback in person form.

Yeah, he is. Except it's just interceptions all the time. It's like Brett Favre without the touchdown. They don't register to him. Brett Favre, but with the dick pics. Hank approved it Yeah and that's unfortunate Because that's also like I do a lot of ask Hank

Like Nicky Smokes asks me so many things And I say ask Hank And I know Hank just has to deal with it Was it you? No it was with Dave When Nicky Smokes had like his two texts in a row Yeah Or like a drunk text

And then asking about his contract Or was it vice versa? It was a drunk text and then asking about his contract, or was it vice versa? It was a drunk text to get him into a club and then about his contract. Yes. His tweets were something this weekend. Smoke's? Yeah. He was banged up. Yeah.

He was brave. He did clear there. He said, tonight I'm going to be a douchebag. Oh, thank God. Yeah. How was he on the yak? I'm sure our fans loved it. He was fine.

I heard good things. Listen, he's a spot starter. Yeah. 4.18pm? Oh, wow. What the fuck? Jay? Jay? I? Jeez. Jay?

I would agree. Oh. I would agree. He's a pussy eater. We talked about it. He is a pussy eater? Yeah. He also did a video where he was just like, after the Panthers lost, he was like, I'm

just going to go to a strip club and bang a strip club. Is that what he said? Well, no. You can find the video. If you're higher than a 6 out of 10 with a dump truck, I'm devastated. It also was very funny because everyone was getting on him for leaving the game early.

He wasn't at the game. He was at a watch party. I don't understand. He flew to Florida? Yeah. Oh, that's right. The game was in Edmonton. Yeah.

Those watch parties are crazy yeah i don't understand it i think they're probably good for kids like like if you don't like a kid you wouldn't want to waste a ticket on to bring to an actual playoff yeah i could see that it'd be the worst thing imaginable for kids they would hate it would they they'd be bored no but what he's saying is like if like like the nba finals i think tickets are like two grand yeah so if you're like oh i wanted my kid to have the experience you go to the watch party and then there was that video of that dude getting fucking oh my god beat up by a ginger well the oilers happened at a watch party didn't they the oiler girl tits didn't that did happen at a watch party

watch parties are having a moment i didn't know why can't we uh do like holograms on the court at the watch party i think think some of them do. Just play the game. There's got to be a way to film the real game. I think Vegas did that for hockey. Oh, really? I think they had lights going around where the game's going. That's cool.

But would you rather watch that or the game? I'd rather watch the game. A big screen. But if you could have the- I don't know, if they make it realistic, that'd be fucking sick. Like, the World Cup comes around and USA's playing and you can go to, like, all sorts of stadiums

across the country. Yeah. And it looks like they're playing in front of you. They just make them bigger so they're easier to see. Yeah. I'm super ready

for the Olympics. Are you? Yeah. Maybe not. You gotta keep a more early rally. You're super ready for oh we still gotta do a lot of swimming heats it's not a great idea

i feel that i don't understand do you know how katie ledecky i don't know what about ledecky didn't you just say the swimming yeah it was her it wasn't her that did it how how it wasn't her that broke the record it was like that like it's's like that. She's been like eight years now probably, and she's still a full lap length better than everybody? Well, Simone Biles is back for the gymnastics. But that's harder to tell for me because this is a judge giving scores. Katie Ledecky beats everyone by the length of the pool. Yeah, you'd think there would be.

But I guess Phelps did that. Did he beat him by that much? I mean, he beat a lot of people by a lot, and i feel like the only time we had phelps in like close races was when he was in the um but he died for like australian dude oh yeah is it a friend of torpedo torpedo yeah yeah great fucking nickname in who is the torpedo it was the australian like uh he was supposed to if like michael phelps never existed, Ian Thorpe would have had all the golds. The Thorpedo is so awesome. I don't think that's a good

nickname. I don't want Pedo to be in my fucking name at all. But it's Australia. Okay. They do stuff different, but Thorpedo for a pool? It fits. Or like a full suit, like a body swimsuit. Kind of fits. I love the torpedo.

But I don't remember Phelps winning by as much. Yeah, every stat about the deck makes her out to be the greatest athlete, period, of all time. It's like I can't imagine being the producer for her races. You can either show eight people racing close to each other or you can show the leader. But you literally can't fit both on the screen. But it's the long races she's winning like that. Yeah. Not the. Like four minutes. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, those are crazy. That would be funny if she just like tread water just to make it a little interesting. Let everyone do one lap. Yeah, are you allowed to get out? Like if she. She got out and took a break. Took a water break. A water break.

Grabbed a snack and then dove back in. Well, that's a suck. Like if you're going up against her, no matter how good you are, you automatically know you're not going to win. Yeah. There's no chance. You're just second. The woman in the race that I watched over the weekend,

she beat her personal best by like eight seconds or something and was a full pool length behind. What country was she from? Oh, no, it was USA. Oh, yeah, yeah, it was all US trials, yes. i would say the the only thing the only thing you have going for you is like you hope that if you're the second best swimmer behind katie ledecky is you're from a small enough country that they don't give a fuck yeah or they'll be like if you win a silver they'll be like this is the greatest accomplishment we've ever had ever right the i was in ireland recently

and they have a big statue to their only olympic meddler and it's a bronze medal yeah right she's like a like a distance runner and wait ireland only has one olympic maybe it was just this town maybe it was just it was cove um but i think it was i think it was ireland as a whole i feel like ireland's that's it they got what are they good at they're not good at anything what have they wanted there's white people sports like judah like one of the combat sports. But they're winter sports. And Ireland doesn't really do winter.

Golf? Yeah. Winter is the white Olympics. Does they have like a golf for them, maybe one? Soccer? Golf used to be the Olympics. No. The UK is surprisingly not very good.

It just got in. Yeah, golf has only been in for like eight years. Curling? They have 35 medals. They have 35 medals? That's not a lot. 11 golds. But it's more than one. 10 years. Curling? They have 35 medals. They have 35 medals? That's not a lot. 11 golds. But it's more than one.

10 silvers. What countries have one? There's a lot of big ones that have zero. Suriname only has one. I would say maybe a shot putter. Yeah. Like an old school Braveheart guy. The Highland Games.

Yeah, right. I bet they have like a boxer in the 20s. Oh, yeah. Do you know how many ships are in the British Navy? I'm sorry, the Irish Navy? So you just saw a TikTok that showed all the ships? No, I was just there. Women's boxing.

14. Six. Women's boxing? Women's boxing is their most recent in Tokyo. And they had a male duo in rowing. You can just knock the shit out of an Irish boxer for days. Lists of medalists. Is that so?

Yeah, so they've only won. I get face fucked every day and I'm still here. They've won two gold medals in the last, three gold medals in the last like 30 years. Good for Ireland. Swimming, they did have a swimmer, Michelle Smith. She was probably American, but only got on a team.

She had to go to Ireland to get on a team. A Malisek kind of situation. Hammer throw. Pat O'Callaghan. Pat O'Callaghan. Throw the fuck out of a hammer. He won two of them.

We need to divide what sports we're doing become experts on those sports we need a list can we do that soon? the trial is going on let's do it right now a wheel of all the sports and we all get

one sport and what whenever you ask for an update on it we're like here's what's going on we have all the facts the not so fun facts you need not-so-fun facts. Yeah, you need to become a full expert on the sport that you're given. Are we doing not-so-fun facts, too? Yeah, like the ones that needed to be said.

Swimming would actually suck to get, because there's a lot of swimming. Should we make a whole day of it and bring in, like, if you get judo, you bring in challah bread? Yeah. Like we did for the World Cup last year. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Yeah, let's figure out what we olympics start july something last week okay july 26th you really are excited i'm ready we got july 19th which is huge ncaa football and twister movie comes out and then july 26th the olympics come what's the twister movie called

twisters yeah what um what's the time zone situation we're working with with these Olympics? I feel like that's the most important thing. Tokyo's got to be very different. No, we're in Paris. Paris. Oh, Paris. Yeah. Yeah.

So what, six? Yeah, it's not that bad. Because that's the worst is like watching sports that happen overnight and they try to pretend it's live. The last Olympics, I don't think I watched a single thing. Right. That was in, was that Japan? That was in, yeah. So we're going to watch.

No fans were there either. It was the third Olympics. Middle of the day will be the most of the event. Right now. That's perfect. That's perfect. That is perfect for us. All right, so yeah, let's make a wheel of all the Olympic events.

Are we a lot like. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, there's more than I thought. Wait, did you have, how did you do that so fast? I got you, brother. Good work. Oh, my God. Oh, there's more than I thought. Wait. Did you have... How did you do that so fast? I got you, brother. Good work.

Oh, shit. What are... Did you break up all of the swimming or just... I'm sorry. There's beach handball? This is every listed Olympic event. Beach handball. Oh, so we shouldn't do...

Oh, is break dancing on there? Can we... Wait. No, you have the Winter Olympics in here, too. No. No. Freestyle skiing. Is that water skiing? Is that the Olympics? No, I see Nordic combined. The bird is in there. Can we wait? No, you have you have the Winter Olympics in here. No, no. Freestyle skiing. Is that water skiing? Is that the Olympics? No, I see Nordic

combined. Oh. Oh, he just did that. Yeah, he did. Oh, that was smart. All right. So wait, do they have? Yeah. I think Olympic Games is the official name of the Summer Olympics. Are you swimming under just one swimming? That's

what we should do it at i don't know i would like to get an obscure one and learn about no i think whoever gets swimming it has to like all the entire sort of swimming yeah we got a swimming in the swimming is like the whole first week wow so you better get started yeah yeah first week you're swimming second week is track and field and i'm gonna bet whatever the expert tells me. And we have to dress like ours and train. How do you dress like a swimmer? Train for the next few years. What?

Have you never seen a swimmer? We're dressing like... You've got to shave your whole body and put on a Speedo and goggles. Okay. So if I get weightlifting, I have to wear a singlet? Or wrestling? You'll have to lift some heavy-ass weight. Put some powder on your hands.

Yeah, maybe some steroid cycles. Wearing a Speedo was the most humiliating thing I've ever had to do for work. When did you do that? Me, Kyle, Pat, and Donnie did it in Provincetown. Oh, did you really? And everybody else was so jacked. I'd say no. We did it.

I didn't know you could at the time. Yeah, that's a no. Whose did it. I didn't know you could at the time. Yeah. That's a no. Whose idea was that? Donnie's probably. I think it was. We always just. We just kind of.

Donnie probably wears a Speedo. He always wears whatever he's in costume for for like the rest of the week. I pack like clothes to go out to dinner. Just Donnie rolls up. He had. I want to be as brave as donnie yeah he's got bravery coming out of his ears let's see what we're getting so we're just going down the line yeah fidelberg you want to come back and do olympic talk with him he's got to trying to think what the best one would be what has the basketball would be fine oh wow probably be basketball yeah did you see around

the office let's see around the office um i was listed first i did have it's unbelievable that's insane cat's back for vacation how was it brandon is back you don't ask how was it that's crazy. Okay. That order is kind of. That's nuts. Jay, we were joking when I was like, oh, you kind of took my day. That was a joke. He did this hours before that.

Brandon, are you? Brandon is back. Brandon is back. Also, I'll just say this i got texts of encouragement from everybody in this room but not everybody in the booth oh no not everybody in the booth also you bitch also not not everybody in this room now that i think about it oh no i i'm gonna put my hand up you didn't know i knew but i knew it was something like that we don't joke about so i was kind of just giving was it weird going online and not having people hit you it was you still haven't gotten used to any slips with the tracks though

oh a couple i got a couple uh yeah you fat hick i'm glad yeah i didn't tell you but like day four ish yeah i started getting tweets being like permission to start making fun of brandon again they're like can you please tell us when yeah are you is it fair now um we have to let you win the dozen no ease our way back into it let's give me a week yeah are you going to case race with i was actually sitting uh no i don't know we'll have to talk about that after but i was sitting there about to get the final diagnosis and i got a dm from a michigan fan saying i bet you feel stupid about michigan don't you not right now man but you but you do no no i'm gonna they won the national i'm running that shit right the fuck you're not allowed to say them huh i can talk about them

i just can't say how they can't talk about how they cheated systematically cheated for years and their national championship was the culmination of a cheating scheme that they had uh implemented multiple years prior i'm not gonna say that he's not allowed you can't say that okay got it got it yeah uh che didn't text me and moot didn't text me Oh no I did, check your text for me Ding dong Oh Ding dong I think Che just opened up the door

Ding dong You got ding donged Dude Ding dong I don't know how you come back from that Ding dong. Nitro. I don't know how you come back from that. Ding dong.

What'd he say? Okay, here we go. Do you want to read the last week of text from? Yeah, yeah, I will. Just start at Monday, June 10th, if you'd like. Okay, all right, Monday, June 10th. All right. I'll edit it. Never mind.

I'll edit it. Oh, did he actually say something nice? Yeah. Heard you'll be out a bit. Hope all is okay. Sending good vibes your way. Okay. Hey, Monday.

Friday, the next, he said, hey, buddy, Jack McCarthy wants a parlay today. Are you in? Damn. So everyone did text you then? Except Mook. Except Mook. Brandon, were you busy? I was scared. Did people text you? I didn't know. Except Mook. Brandon? Were you busy? I was scared.

Did people text you? I didn't know. Fair, fair. And I didn't think that you would have wanted to hear from me. Okay. You're right. Make matters worse, Mook. You're texting me now?

I don't want to give you bad vibes. It is. Texting people post-tragedy is confusing terror. It's bad. A lot of people think it's taboo, like they're going to be annoyed, which is not the case, I'd imagine. No, it was nice. I always try to wait a day. Did anyone just send one and then

just call it a week? No, I think one's perfectly fine. Tate was one, Kyle was one, but they were good ones. Did anybody send you banana bread pudding from Magnolia Bakery? Did you do that? Did anybody? I did. Me and Nick did together.

I was on that too. Wait a minute. Didn't that happen before this all went down? Wait, is this your fault? That was like two weeks ago before he even got. Yeah, that's just a simple question. That has nothing to do with this. That wasn't linked to this at all.

But it was nice. It was sad. It was delicious. That was before. It was. So one text. Was I texting too much? No, you were good.

You were good. Yeah. Because it is weird, but. We just talked food. I told you to download the game boy emulator yep you've been trying to get me to go to i want i'll never somebody to play with i'll never listen brandon did start complaining about no chick-fil-a like oh two days in and i was like i'll sneak you wait can we show a picture of the meal you sent me yeah what were you eating i i told you did i

remember i said that i was like i will come and I will sneak in. You did. And then. I was like, I'll fucking create something and put it inside of it. So I sent you a picture of the food and I sent Nick a picture of the food. And then afterwards I was complaining to the nurse. I was like, is this the best I got? And they said, you can order out. Yeah. That's right.

I said to you, I was like, you can't order out. You're like, no, they won't let us. And then I just had Chick-fil-A the rest of the week. This is, I promise, the worst looking meal I've ever seen. Yeah. It's it was bad. When I saw meatloaf, I was like, you can't fuck meatloaf up. You can.

The baked potato looked like crumpled napkin. Yeah. Baked potato was far and away the star of the dish. Yeah. That's the meatloaf? Yeah. That's the meatloaf. I just like the idea of Brandon getting in a fight with a nurse and someone walking by being like look at that

was the treatment plan bad? no the meatloaf that's the meatloaf that's the green beans which were just not cooked that's meatloaf it was bad I ate that potato like a dog coming home from a July walk.

But I actually think it's actually good that they give you bad food because you don't want to stay in a hospital. No, you don't. They want you to like, if they were giving you incredible food, you'd be like, this is not good. Or like you're eating next to somebody who's sick and you're just like, mmm. This is great. Oh my God. Right. It's got to be bad by design. You can't be enjoying yourself. Yeah. You want to get out of there.

Okay, so you got the sports. Wow, this is a lot. Breaking is a sport? It's break dancing. What? What? Oh my God. Japan's really good at it.

All right. So football, soccer. Does football mean soccer? Soccer. Okay. All right. No Piedus. It's flag football.

Oh, BMX bikes. We're doing No Piedus? It's flag football. All right. We'll do No Piedus. You get one mulligan, though. Okay. So you can veto your own pick.

You can veto your own pick one time. Okay. All right. One time. All right. So just start, though. Okay. So you can veto your own pick. You can veto your own pick one time. Okay. All right. One time. All right. So just start Kate. Okay. Let's see.

Kate's going to get basketball. You know me. Sports are my thing. She's going to ruin it. And I love them. From the bouncing balls to the passing. Hopefully you get a lesbian sport. Oh, yeah.

Come on. Cycling, BMX racing. Give me like a straight woman sport. Yeah, no, I want this. I want that. What does that mean? Wait, wait, wait a minute. That's not doing tricks.

No, I think it is. It's racing. But on a little BMX bike? Why? I think it's like the dirt track with like the – I don't think they're doing any tricks. Like motocross. That's pretty awesome.

You'll be informing us. Yes, I want that. I would like that. Okay. Someone mentioned soccer. Do they play? Are they playing the Olympics here and the Euros? Yeah, but the Olympics, I think, are young.

Those bikes look tiny. I think they're young teams. They're not pros in that? I think they're like under 20s or something. Olympics, only three players are allowed to be over 25, I believe. It's either 23 or 25. I don't know what the age is, but only three players are allowed over. Thank you, Zaha.

That was nice. Titus. Titus. Big one. Titus. Big one, Tidy. Tidy. Tidy.

Oh, you break it Oh Yes Oh Yup Yup Yup Oh and you get to dress like it

You get to Yeah that's exactly what I thought of Oh fuck Hold on Pull up I want to see how these guys dress I think that'll Nike dropped the uniforms

They're pretty sick Let me see the uniforms Breaking Did you buy a US breaking uniform? I want to see how these guys dress. I think that'll... Nike dropped the uniforms. They're pretty sick. Let me see the uniforms. Breaking. Could you buy a U.S. breaking uniform? Yeah, are all the uniforms available for... I doubt all of them are. I bet dressage doesn't have a uniform. Dressage?

Dressage. Oh, horse dancing. Who's going to get that? They're not as good as you'd think. No. No, it's pretty boring. I'm always very disappointed in the horse They're just really just poking

It all looks the same Yeah Now if a horse did break dancing Yeah And you guys would talk about that every single morning Yeah A horse couldn't do something like that Oh I saw actually a

Bollywood clip recently Of a guy drifting a horse Oh I saw the horse drift Under like an 18 wheeler Yeah There we go What? I need to see that I want to see that real bad recently of a guy drifting a horse. Oh, I saw the horse drift. Under like an 18-wheeler. Yeah. There we go. What? I need to see that.

I want to see that real bad. I need to see that. Let me just fire off this text real quick. Go to the Barstool Sports store to get the Mostly Sports. Horse. I see a breaking. Okay. the mostly sports horse. All right. So you're drifting, breaking,

okay. Sliding horse. I look way too corporate. I don't think horses can slide. That's good. I want to see it. That's good. CJ.

Why do large and Jeff D'Lo match right now? I don't know. How nervous was Jeff D'Lo for his haircut? I don't know. Spray tan is something, too. I think he's got a couple haircuts today. Did he go to funk? Why do you get a spray tan in this?

Why didn't he just get a tan? Right. He lives in Southern California. Yeah. Just go outside. He also told me this tournament was Hawaiian themed. What? That's why I'm dressed like a...

Maybe that was his excuse to get a tan. You're not dressed Hawaiian. You're not in the tournament. That's not Hawaiian at all. And you're also not dressed at all. No one in Hawaii has ever worn what you're wearing. This is my Hawaiian fit. Yeah, and that's why we're pointing out...

That's your every city fit. This is my fit. There's nothing about what it is. This is like I'm on an island. You didn't understand the assignment. Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh, that's sick.

Is the horse going to get up? Yep. Damn right he is. Amazing. Mook, you could have given me 100 guesses. I never would have guessed Hawaiian with what you're wearing. This is like an old man from the 1930s would wear to Hawaii. Okay. That's cool.

I'll take that. You're closer to busting open a fire hydrant on a Bronx hard top. What do you say, guys? When I cool down? If you wear that to Hawaii, it would take you like six months to get to Hawaii by boat. Fair. Fair. Fair.

Still Hawaii. Seems fair. Fair. Fair. That's fair. I wasn't trying to be unfair. What's SportsMuk getting? I want to see him speed it up.

Oh, no. God, no. Oh, okay. Anything with proper. I'm sticking breakdancing. Are you sticking? I don't know. I wanted to see the speedo'd up. Oh, no. God, no. Oh, okay. Anything with proper. I'm sticking breakdancing. Are you? Are you sticking? I don't know.

I wanted to see the uniforms, but whatever. They didn't drop them. Skateboarding. Skateboarding? That's a good one. You could be a skateboarder as well right now. I can skateboard too. He can't be a skateboarder right now.

Right now, I could see a skateboarder. No, that's not a skateboarder. Skateboarder is ironically trying to look uncool look That's the guy who yells at skateboarders. Why are we trying to decide Mook's clothes when it's a shitty shirt? Whoa, whoa. This is a great shirt. It's a gross looking shirt.

But that's kind of skateboarder. I guess. This is a punk rock fit. That's not a punk rock fit. He's an old man. He's from Hawaii. This is a Puck project. It's an old band. You went from Hawaii to Puck. Archie Bunker. A Goodwill shirt.

This is a Miami 11-bit. That's a shirt someone gives away and they sell for $4 at Goodwill. I bought this at Macy's. Fuck you, Dan. As long as my Levi's. Oh, you feel stupid now. Dan, your shirt's more of a Hawaiian shirt than... Yeah, it's got fish.

What time did you play golf this morning, by the way? 7 a.m. I got up at 5.30 for Frankie Borelli. Went on Spanx at 5.30. 5.30 in the dark. I didn't go to bed until 12.30, and I just... It sucked. But I'll do anything for Frankie.

He asked for it, we did it. And it was like 85 degrees at like 7 a.m. And it sucked. You'll do anything for Frankie. He asked for it, we did it. And it was like 85 degrees at like 70. Yeah. You'll do anything for Frankie? Anything. Literally anything. God damn. Look, see how old he looks?

But it is, it's cool in a way. The shirt sucks. It's not cool. I like the shirts. I get it. It might also be the person wearing it, because if fights wore that, I think it would be cool. Yeah.

I have a question. Yeah. Am I doing one of these sports? Yeah. I'm going to no-bi-do skateboarding. Oh. Oh. I thought we were no-bi-doing.

Yeah, we always are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so spin for Mook. Poor guy. But shouldn't have left. Oh, a question. Fencing? Soccer.

Somebody should know how to do that. Sash, nope, I do that. Nope, I do that. All right. Mook, any objections? Nope. All right. All right, spin. Mook, any objections? Nope. All right. All right.

Spin for Mook. Oh, handball's a good one. Handball is a good one. That's perfect, too, because he's in a handball fit right now. Yeah, he is. You're right. He is. Handball's the community that gets mad at me every every time there's

an olympics and i say our we would dominate and we would like didn't you have a handball team here recently yeah and i asked them that and they're like yeah you're right wow i was like i was like if patrick holmes played handball we would win he's like yeah you're right i love that yeah it's like the like josh allen patrickomes, throw a pitcher in there. Yeah. How would we not dominate? Is it like squash but with just your hands? No, it's like soccer with hands.

Soccer with your hands. It's like basketball and soccer with your hands. I'm picturing like what you see when they're hitting the ball against the wall. Yeah, what is that? That is also handball. That is another handball. I can understand your confusion. Jake Plummer that? That is also handball. That is another handball. I can understand your confusion. Jake Plummer plays that.

You got handball. You got no pie dude. No pie dude. TJ. Then you got soccer. Then you got soccer. And you got no pie dude. No pie dude.

This is bullshit. No, you got handball though. You got handball. I want skateboarding. You got handball. We said you have a handball. Is this because you hate my shirt? No.

I also don't hate it anymore. What do you mean? You said it sucked. He imagined fights in it. And then I liked it. Fights. You want to swap shirts? Yeah, swap shirts.

Yeah. I realized that it was more the vessel that is inside the shirt. You're calling him a vessel. He's the meanest thing ever it's the vessel in which the shirt has been presented to us what is what is no yeah no embargo i know but he's my teammate but what's he doing trying to win is going through the wardrobe rack over no but he he was wearing it already and took it off oh is this like are you are you feeling like Allen Iverson?

You're like, Mincy's like Eric Snow. I got to just drag these guys. Are you worried about being live beside him? Because when he drops the word, you need to be like two spots away from him. Yeah, I hadn't thought about that until right now. Jeff told me that he got a Mincy XXX jersey on purpose. A Vin Diesel jersey? Mincy immediately noticed when he put it on.

It might be. It's way too big. I remember his last name. Xander Cage? Xander. Shoffley? Shoffley. Was it Xander Cage?

I think it was Xander Cage. Xander Cage. By the way, Will's coming here, and since I left, I got kicked out of beer games. Remember that? Yeah. That's going to be awkward. Now what's the status? I think I'll be okay.

It's still happening now? It's happening in Nashville. I will be out next week for a day and a half or two days because we did get the interview back. Oh. Good. With Joe Burrow. Oh. Tell him I said what's up. will thanks man yeah i i 100 i never take yeah tell him i said what's up yeah i 100 thanks man there's an ohio guy yeah yes they're born and raised i'm thinking about

all right i got a joe burrow fit on right now Jesus Yeah he does It's some Burrow shit Maybe if you had the glasses So the long hair Burrow pic was fake Yes You have to say it like that I mean It was so obviously fake

I was duped Was it AI? No it was like the Star Wars guy. Oh, yeah. His fight looks amazing. Oh, yeah. It looks incredible. What a beautiful vessel.

It was the vessel. Goddamn. It was the vessel in which it was pulled. He looks incredible. That shirt works. Italian model. Oh, my God. It worked on me, too.

No, it didn't. You don't know why he said it? I don't change shirts with people a lot our boy moog you've been sweating bro oh is it sweating the pits are come on get one i got nothing i fell for that come on i mean i fell for it that's the most convincing also you want it to be true so it makes it easier to fall for it when you badly want... He looks like a 90s... It's the Star Wars guy, right?

Anakin. Yeah. Hayden. Hayden Christensen. Oh, cool. Yeah. Oh, Dallas. See, I think I'd rather watch...

Oh, this is awful. Yeah, that's not... That's not what I had in mind. You were thinking Tupac hologram. I was thinking, yeah. No, this is for real fans. I was thinking like. People want to see like cute athletes.

I was thinking it was like indistinguishable from. Oh, but you could watch a game on the Jumbotron too. Wow. Who's sports up? KB. So I have handball. Handball. Yeah, handball. That's pretty cool. KB So I have handball? Handball Yeah handball

That's pretty cool That's perfect for you And I want you to know right now If you do I will not know if I do it I might Okay I want one of you guys to do wrestling Oh

Artistic gymnastics Is that like the Biles crew doing it? No that's like That's like Ribbon dancers. Oh, no. That's actually pretty good. Spin again, veto it.

They got a hula hoop? What the fuck is feet? A huge veto. Putin's mistress was an artistic gymnast. Just so you know. All right. That's a great one. Oh, three on three.

Yeah, I'm interested in that. That's good. Yeah, he's on the team. Is this like a shorter dude thing? No, it was the saddest thing we ever saw at the Final Four. And in between the two games, they had the U.S. Olympic team play Puerto Rico on three on three. And everyone was like, what is this? It was like Jimmer for that at the Final Four.

So did we blow out win last Olympics? It was the first time it's been up. Is it? Right. Who's on the team? I remember it last time. It actually is fun to watch. Did this stem from, like, Ice Cube?

Robbie Hummel almost made it. I know this because i had someone reach out to me and say robbie hummel's about to make the olympics will you make a video for him we're gonna send it to him when he makes the olympics and they were like heavy favorites to make the olympics um so i there's a video out there somewhere of me making a selfie it's a robbie i am so proud of you dude that's so fucking awesome that you're an olympian now and then they got upset that's how i remember that's how I remember. Latvia won. Latvia won three on three.

We didn't win. Because they're super tall, aren't they? Also, Agnes? Well, our best players are playing. Our second best player should be. Can you find out who's on the team this year? Cameron Brinks on the women's team. I know Jimmer Fredette's on this.

You know he's on this year. We couldn't even throw Caitlyn on the three on three. On the final four, he was. Yeah, why wouldn't Caitlyn be on three on three? I'm happy that Caitlyn was not in the. Sexism. It's got to be sexism. Exogeny.

One of the big three. Mook, by the way, are you a cologne guy? No. It smells delicious. It's just my must. Yeah, no, this smells really good. No, I like this shirt. Thanks. Yeah delicious it's just my must yeah no this smells really good no this i like this shirt thanks yeah it's very dry shimmer canyonberry green maddox who are these cats i don't

know dylan cannonberry is uh rick berry's grandson he shoots he shoot he played at uh florida he shoots his free throws you need an assistant coach for a team with four players i want to go back down wait i've heard of james for sure is franaschilla's friend, Fraschilla's son. Dylan Travis, how is he not in the BMX? Yeah, that's a Dylan. That's a Dylan Travis. Dylan Travis from Nebraska. That's the most BMX name ever.

Wait, we're sending a 34-year-old, a 35-year-old, a 30-year-old, and then whatever. This cannot be our best three. How did this team even come to be? Like, who picked this? Who picked this? Who picks them? I think they just played ball for it. I think they had a register with selective service. I mean, Jimmer makes it exciting.

It barely resembles basketball. Okay. Is it full court? No, it's half court. We do have a guy who's going to have to learn all this. I'll stop asking. I'll save it. I'm sorry. This is Kyle's responsibility now. save it. I'm sorry. Got you. Okay. It's Kyle's responsibility now. Got it.

Got it. I'm up. No. Yes. Just the worst. Vito. No. Vito, fuck a question.

But does it stay on the reel? No, I'm going to get something way worse. Oh, no. I hate tennis. No one cares about Olympic tennis. No. I hate tennis so much. Really?

Yeah, it's so boring to me. Tennis expert. Fuck. Okay. All right. You got Alcaraz and the Doll playing together. Are they? Yeah. They're doing doubles together. That's cool. I guess.

You faked it well for a second. Yeah. Really? I don't care. Well, you have an encyclopedia. You have Blutman. That's true. We should just give it to Blutman. Give Blutman all the other sports. Let's give tennis to Blutman. Give Blutman all the other sports. Let's give tennis to Blutman. All right. I'm bummed out about tennis.

All right, here we go. Do top athletes like that give a shit about the Olympics, really? Eh. Like who? Like pro basketball players. Do they give a shit about the Olympics? You're going to veto rowing? Of course I am.

That's a classic sport. Rowing's a good one. Rowing's good, man. I don't know. Some argue that's the first sport ever. Who would argue that? A lot of people. I think we were running before we were boating.

I don't know. I don't know. It's hard to say. I don't know. It's hard to say. It is. I've tried to say that. I couldn't do it.

Okay. All right, do it. Okay. All right, here's my sport. I love having a veto of anything. Oh, I'm going to use mine no matter what. You have to use it. You got to use it. Now you have to tell us what you already know about it. Oh, no.

Oh, this is the one with the balls in it. Yeah. Oh, shit. Ribbon dancing. What did we say? It's just regular gymnastics. Mine was artistic. Yeah, but that's regular gymnastics.

That's the big one with Simone Biles in it. Oh, artistic is the good one? Yeah, mine is with the ribbons and the balls. The ribbons and shit. Ooh. I'm actually. Wait, so I had gymnasts? You had gymnasts.

I think this is good for you, Brandon. Yeah, this is. Oh, beautiful. That looks sick. Dainty mode Brandon. I got to be honest. We'll lock in on this. Be honest with us. gymnasts you had to find out i think this is good for you brandon yeah this is oh beautiful that looks sick dainty mode brandon i gotta be honest we'll we'll lock in on this be honest with us if i'm flipping channels and that's on in the olympics i'm watching the shit out of it every time you're watching the shit out of it i'm watching the fuck out of it oh my word i remember watching it in 92 at barcelona i just i just love it i had the triple cast, and I would watch this.

All right. You're doing it. What do you already know about with McDan? Well, there's the ribbons. There's the balls. What's the balls? The powerhouse. Russia, I believe.

And I think China's come a long way. I think China's probably pretty good. Got to be China. Yeah, China did the whole, like, they put a bunch of kids into camps. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, ah, shit, we want to. Russia heavily dominates the sport. This is the one that Putin's mistress.

I know you guys were wondering. Oh, yeah. She was a ball thrower lady. Write that down. What's a ball thrower? Get it ready for your report. They can throw the ball, like, 50 feet up in the air, and then they catch it with, like, their tiptoes, swirl it around.

Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, they do crazy stuff. So they're, like, somewhere between, somewhere between stripper and circle sleigh? I think there's a baton, too. No, if I do tennis, please. Oh, shit. Why doesn't he change clothes? All right, Pullman's got

tennis. Does he just have a uniform now for work? So I gotta go again? Horny question. Did Livvy Dunn make the U.S. gymnastics team? No, she's not nearly good enough. Oh, really? She's like not even close.

No, not even close. She didn't even really do anything for the LSU team, right? They won the national championship. Yeah, they did because everyone else was good, right? She's not their star. Plus, she didn't even play in the national championship. For the most part, college gymnast means that your international career is over. You don't play gymnast.

I didn't think she gymnastic-ed. Correct. TJ, did you Google that or did you just know that? The girl that was in the last Olympics went to Auburn for gymnastics. It was like a big deal that an Olympian was in college gymnastics. That was impressive.

Okay. So this is Big Cat again. Yeah. Oh, that's a good one. You don't want sevens? You're going to have to get that PSP or something. Oh, it's really fun to watch. It just was basketball. No, I would take a lot of those sports.

You've gotten some shitty sports. Yeah. Do you want handball? Rugby's awesome. I'd take handball. You want to trade? I'll do rugby.

All right. Fuck yeah. Nice. Because I do have a history with handball. A checkered past. A checkered past, but I would like to dive into

it to figure out who's going to win. Okay. I'll take handball. How do I dress for rhythmic gymnastics? Unitard. Unitard. Do I just dress like that old Russian coach Okay, I'll take handball How do I dress for rhythmic gymnastics? Unitard Unitard

Do I just dress like that old Russian coach America had? What? Bela Karolyi Yeah, I'm almost certain Is he a bad man? I think everything in gymnastics has been bad Yeah, dress like him I think I will Nadia Komanić Uh-huh, she exists Yeah, dressed like him. Yeah.

I think I will. Nadia Komanić. Uh-huh. She exists. Yeah. Is she the one who broke her foot? No, that was Carrie Strug. Strugs?

Strug. Strug. Carrie Strug. This is a world I know zero about. Nadia Komanić. Mm-hmm. Olga Corbett. Dominic Dawes. Dominic Mucciano. Yeah. Now we're doing it. Nadia Comaneci. Olga Corbett. Dominic Dawes.

Dominic Mucciano. Yeah. Now we're doing it. Shannon Miller. Shannon Miller. Shall we? Kim Zameskal. No, she played golf.

Tanya Hardy. Close enough. Oksana Bayul. That's my skater. Kate, how are you doing this? And she killed somebody. What? Oksana Bayul?

What? She ran him over in her car, I think. On purpose? That's killed somebody. What? Oksana Bayul? What? She ran him over in her car, I think. That's Roderick? Uh-huh. No. Oh, Oscar Pistorius also killed his girlfriend. That's true. Yeah.

Yes, he did. But Oksana Bayul almost, I think, got drunk and killed somebody in her car. I'll be damned. I guess that would make sense. That's why I know her name. She's from Ukraine, I believe. She was a big deal. She won 94 gold.

Yeah. Or 92. She's probably rich now Gail Devers On the money bike Ah 100 meter Track Susie Meyerson

Okay Mook Come on Do you not even get What the fuck we're doing I'm just I was trying to Slip one in

See if you notice God damn it Mook Okay Nick Give me my sport And TJ for the record I'm vetoing to spin again I love doing this shit Okay, Nick? Give me my sport. And TJ, for the record, I'm vetoing to spin again. I love doing this shit.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I could dress like that? Oh, that would be so cool. Too late, I'm a man of my word. Veto. I'm going to get something fucking bullshit now. Wait. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah Fuck yeah

I'm in on that Sick Hell yeah Weightlifting rocks Yeah These are where their Like blood comes out of their eyes Yeah they puke and shit

Yeah I love watching weightlifting puke videos Oh they shoot it out far Yeah keep pulling up, TJ. I just puke and they just lift it and just start puking everywhere. It's basically like exclusively the deadlift, right? I think so.

The deadlift fucks them up bad. Snatch. Snatch a puke. You like snatch? You boys. Not many will get what you're saying. It's Luke. Yes. That was Luke on Friday.

Not a soulless face. Shit. Oh, this guy. Oh, amateur. Holy shit. He's skinny. This can't be good for you. Oh.

That was it? That was weak. Oh, this one's going to be good for you. Oh This one's gonna be good is this a lady yeah, oh that's not a lot of weight This is a very funny edit. What is the slow-mo? The music, too. Sounds like Kirby. What are they even... What is the account that posted this? It's like a Game Boy Advance song. What the laugh?

What the laugh? Let's explore what the laugh for a second hold on hope you're all having a great day I've started this channel to bring a smile on people's faces after a hectic day and make you aware of the arm wrestling world I upload funny shorts as well as

latest arm wrestling updates for my audience to make them feel good my genre is mainly arm wrestling and boxing, but I also upload other funny comments, content, as well, once in a while. Okay. Wholesome as fuck. All right, let's see. Let's watch What the Left.

What the Left? There's only three videos? Yeah, What the Left didn't chase the dream. All right, well, I guess we got to watch one of these videos. Oh, no, there's 72. 40,000 subs on three videos let's watch that middle to 70 funny girl they're short they're short they're short oh nice oh yeah they're a

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I thought the other guy was going to win. Yeah, me too. Damn, that was a rare clip. Yeah. Okay. Go back to the regular videos. What was that middle one? Funny Jim fails.

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Yeah. She got curb stomped. Classic Jim scenario. That's good. That's a Jim fail. Right backwards. I'm glad he's showing it multiple, multiple, multiple times. Oh.

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Get off. Fuck off. Woman big butt. Oh, he's fucked up. He's really fucked up. That's so weird. Oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. No. Is this Saddam Hussein's gym? It might be. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Nope. Is this Saddam Hussein's gym? It might be. Oh. Oh, no. Bad spot, dude. That's not a lot of weight.

Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, dude. That's not a lot of weight. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, oh. Hilarious. That's a fail. This is fucking funny. All right. Nice, nice.

Subscribe to your channel. What the laugh? What the laugh? Good shit. What were we on? Oh, yeah. I'm doing weightlifting. Yeah, that's right.

Some say that's the first ever sport. Yeah. Wow. I just don't think that's really possible either. Think about it. Yeah, I actually agree. Walking? That's not a sport.

They actually got rid of it. That's a sport. No, they got rid of it, which sucks. Did they really? Yeah, the speed walking was awesome they actually got rid of the sport no they got rid of it which sucks did they really yeah the speed walking was awesome they got rid of it i didn't yeah they could get rid of it i just saw it on tv a couple weeks ago they got i'm pretty sure they did it for didn't they get rid of it tj speed walking on that list what brand for break dancing when you were like in high school, would dude be like, let's hit the gym after school and lift weights? Yeah, somewhere. I didn't.

I passed. But it didn't get big until what, the 90s? Well, I was in high school. I was going to say, what were you in high school doing? I was in high school in the 90s. You were? Oh, because you took seven years? No, I entered high school in 93 and exited were oh because you took seven years no i got oh i entered high

school in in 93 and exited in 97 that was a standard wow yeah good for you we had weights everything we had the bars all of it yeah but gyms yeah like if you go back like 30 40 years gyms didn't exist like they like there was a couple yeah all the big gym like there was the big what like arnold schwarzenegger's gym but a regular gym yeah normal people weren't like i'm gonna go should should gyms exist as much as they do now because if if i told you you were going to spend 800 or 2 000 over the next couple of years to go to a gym could you just buy that equipment and put it in your house and do better? No. Not everyone has a room in their house. All your privilege is showing. Wow.

Wow. What was the problem there? Wow. What was the problem there? Like thousands of dollars worth of equipment. Let's go buy thousands of dollars worth of equipment. Put it in my 700 square foot apartment. Maybe they don't have that financially smart.

Mook, I'm going to have that financially smart to. Actually, Mook, I'm going to buy you a full gym. Oh yeah, let's buy Mook a gym. I'm going to buy you a gym. I welcome it. I'm going to buy you a gym.

I'm going to buy you a squat rack. The whole fucking thing, a treadmill. Fuck yeah. What if Mook got to live there for free, but the rest of us got to use it? That's our dream. I know it.

Yeah. Get it before the sleepover too, so the guys can get some yeah yeah who's sleeping over kate malisek tk and hank what a crew what a crew all right who's you have weightlifting fights you have we'll find i'm gonna get one oh, yeah. We'll have you call in. All right. Modeling. Oh.

Trampoline. Trampoline. Tramp? That's so fun. Yeah. I didn't know that was in there. That's awesome. I had no idea that was an Olympics boy. They get to going crazy on those things.

Yeah, they go so high. Wait, you're telling me they get to going crazy? They get to going crazy. They jump high? Shit. They be jumping high? They jump Wait, you're telling me they get to going crazy? They get to going crazy. They jump high? Shit. They be jumping high? They jump really high? How many feet?

And be doing flips? Damn. You know, some say that was the first sport. That's not possible. That could have been. What size trampoline? This is on me to figure out.

It's a long, narrow one. Long, narrow? Mm-hmm. I can kind of picture it now you're saying that. What are they doing on it? Be jumping. Oh. God damn are they doing on it be jumping oh damn yeah way up in there camera shoes Brandon camera has to go whoop yeah my father's day gift

oh yeah one of them clean also got a recliner oh that's nice lazy boy huh lazy boy uh yeah are you a like that's dad's chair guy? Like, no one else can sit in it? Well, this is, I was, I, my wife said, I haven't had time. We obviously had something going on. Can you just buy your own Father's Day gift? And I said, yep. And I went and got me a recliner.

Wow. Yep. How much did you spend on yourself? Oh, man, come on. About two years worth of the gym. Oh, man. Is it nice? Huh? Will Mincy like sitting in it Thanksgivinggiving i'll kick you in the fucking face that's i've told you that's off i'm not doing that

yeah no thanksgiving you were clear yeah uh did no thanksgiving did i tell you his reaction well no but when's the egg bowl this year it's the day after thanksgiving oh okay great but when i told him no thanksgiving i told him by the way you the way, we're not doing it again, he said, oh, good. I can go to the game. Yeah, he's going to go to your house. I don't want him at my house. Pass. But you have a recliner for him. Hank approved it.

Hank did approve it. Ask Hank. No, no. No Mincey at the house this year. I'll watch the game. He can watch the game. Is it because you guys are going to lose by a lot? i mean i'm i'm used to losing on camera i got it i'm yeah we've lost four out of five since i've been here i think damn happiest i ever saw you was when you beat lsu that covid year man that was wasn't that amazing that was you were so happy. Yep, September 2020. Yeah. Did you go to Mississippi State or are you just from Mississippi? Huh? Come on, dude.

I forget. I'm not trying to trap you. No, I did not. You did not. I did not graduate from Mississippi State. Oh, okay. I got a job before I graduated. I got you.

Of sports. You didn't matriculate. I didn't matriculate. I know that game. With celerity. Yeah. Yeah, Fights, I heard you the other day. I never realized you went to seven colleges.

Yeah. I thought you went to Florida State. I didn't know that. I went. Yeah, that was one of them. Did you not graduate from Florida State? I didn't graduate from any of them. Were you in the frat that Caleb did a video on?

Yeah, and the most insulting thing that's ever happened to me was like, it wasn't two years after his video was dixie tour so i was i was at fsu with hank uh busboy benny and caleb and and we had like a tailgate at my old fraternity and i was there and i was telling the strong fraternity i was like yeah i used to be in this frat and they were like you there's no chance you're oh no i had to take people inside to like my composite oh i was in they were like, there's no chance you're in this frat. Oh, no. And I had to take people inside to, like, my composite. Oh, no. I was in this frat. They were like, dude, you?

Nah, you weren't in this frat. Wait, what school did you go to last? Last? I mean, technically, I guess. Florida State was, like, the last school I went to school at. I took classes. Okay, okay. I took classes at Providence College in NYU after.

Got it. But FSU was the last, like last full-time I'm in college. And how close did you get to graduating? I don't know. I would guess not that close. Yeah, if you don't know. You went to two schools after you went to the school. And that was the second college I went to.

I first went to St. Michael's in Vermont. I would guess I'm somewhere around a junior that's kind of fun yeah you always just go do it i know my mom just graduated this year so i got a lot of time left yeah she just decided she wanted to graduate she had she never went to college um she like she got a job right at a high school and then in later in life she'd been taking classes. And at the college this year, they were like, by the way, you can graduate in May. You have the credits.

And we kind of convinced her. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Congrats to her. Your mom graduated college before you, which is normal, but also not in this circumstance. Now I'm officially the only person in my family who did not go to college. That's kind of cool. Yeah.

No, I didn't go to college. What's kind of cool. Yeah. No, it's not sweet. Didn't go to college. What's that? Yeah, didn't graduate from college. Okay. Fights is... Wait, no. No, I'm a trampoline.

Tramp. I'm a trampoline. All right, so Che's the last one. Kate, did you finish college? Yes, way later in life. Okay. Yeah. Luke, you did.

Yeah. I did. How many did you attend? I did 150 credits I attended three technically Badminton I think I'm in the Tommy Smokes Jack

Is this a good sport? Yeah, for you Oh yeah, that's true Is this the shuttlecock sport? Yes That's pretty cool This is you all over. Yeah.

Yeah. All right, I'm in. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, that's you. We can convince people you're actually an expert. Convince people you're an Olympian. NBC might call you up. I'm in.

Oh, man. We got all of our sports. The kicker here is if we're doing presentations, you can't use any Olympic footage. He's not going to be able to. I'm vetoing mine. Spin again. Unless one of them is Ding Dong.

Wait, what are you? I don't want breakdancing. Okay, yeah. I like that veto. That's so fun. I was trying to pick sports. Huh? I just want to pick sports.

I was trying to veto, and then TJ moved it along. Yeah, yeah. I tried to veto it. I like that. Breakdancing is fun. Breakdancing is fun. Those are fun ones. No, it's not fun.

It's not an Olympic sport. Oh, stop. Archery. Love archery. That's a great one. Fucking love archery. I already know this about archery. I don't know much, but I have this jumping off point.

No, this is actually archery is like the original sport. Some say it's like the first sport ever. That one could be right. It could be right. It could be right. Nope, I do. Oh, I want to have a sport. Yeah, I want to.

I want to. I went. He convinced me when he said it might be the original sport. I was like, fuck, man. He's right. The original sport, archery. Fuck. I spin again.

You're getting my sloppy stuff. Oh, he doesn't get handball? No. Okay. He can take it, but he doesn't have to have it. Oh, oh. Hell yes. Surfing.

Go. Let's go. That's huge. Surfing. Love surfing.'s go. That's you. Surfing. Love surfing. Nope, I do. Oh. Oh.

Dude. Give me that. Give me that. He was wearing a surfing fit. I'm an island boy. I've also surfed. I'm a surfer. Where'd you surf?

Wildwood, New Jersey. No. No, you're not. I'll show you a picture. Oh. You saw him. I'm a surfer. Where'd you surf? Wildwood, New Jersey. No, no, you're not. I'll show you a picture. Oh, New Slalom. Love that. New Slalom's kind of sick. That is. There's no way it's as cool as that.

Hold on, I want to veto mine. Can we see a clip of Canoe Slalom? You already vetoed yours. Yeah, but there's no rules anymore. What sport do you want? Brandon, would you take wrestling? I want men's volleyball. What?

No. Women's volleyball. What? No! Women's volleyball. Okay. Take wrestling. I don't want wrestling. That would be a fun dynamic. I want to see, you know, how much you actually care. Someone should take wrestling. Just so Kyle can

take wrestling. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take wrestling. I'll take wrestling. I got wrestling. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take wrestling. I'll take wrestling. I'll take wrestling. I got wrestling. I got wrestling.

I got wrestling. I got wrestling. I got wrestling. I let Brandon do wrestling. He's a wrestling guy. You have surfing. I don't have surfing. I have surfing. I wanted wrestling.

Wrestling's the first sport. Wrestling is the first sport. It's the original Olympics sport. It's the original sport. That is true. What do you have? Canoe slalom? Canoe slalom.

Canoe slalom. That's probably a pretty early sport, too. Really? No. Going fishing? It's like 1994. Canoe slalom. And then we've got to dress up.

I've worn a singlet on this show before. Yeah. Canoe slaloming probably rocks. Is that just going in S's? Look at this. Oh, they start with- This fucking rocks. Those are kayaks in S's? Look at this. Oh, they start with. This fucking rocks. Those are kayaks, guys. Those are kayaks.

Oh, man. That looks in the way. Whoa. These guys suck. This can't be the actual Olympics. This is not. Oh, guys over. These guys have no control.

What are they doing? You have to fully pull. That's a wave pull. Whoa. Up there. Oh, this is? You have to fully pull. That's a wave pull. Whoa! Oh, this is fucking awesome. This is so awesome. I hope this doesn't get stolen from me. This is so fucking sick. I can't wait to...

And Titus is a cool guy. He knows what's going on. Oh, yeah, dude. Alright, I'll trade with you. You want archery back? I'll take canoe slalom. Who wants archery anyway? I want archery. Alright, take it. I'll take canoe slalom. Fuck it. i'll take canoe slalom who wants archery anyway i want archery all right take it i'll take canoe slalom i'll take canoe slalom i'm in i'm in on canoe slalom archery you look at these guys from being handicapped these guys are freaks confined to the fucking chair like you don't have to like shake when you're standing up you know they are freaks Is this A created

Like rapids Yeah Yeah Fake rapids But this isn't This isn't canoe So this is a different sport Yeah this is

It says planet canoe Slalom That was it Oh I'm in on canoe slalom So you're just dodging things Yeah Are his legs out flat

Did you guys ever see the video Fuck Fights You probably remember This old barstool The guy in the canoe canoe song. So you're just dodging things. Yeah. Are his legs out flat? Did you guys ever see the video? Fuck. Fights. You probably remember this old barstool. The guy in the canoe doing the tricks and like people

clapping for him. Yeah. Canoe trickist. Fuck. No it's not ringing a bell. See you Titus. Oh man.

Did he just fart on his way out? Oh yeah. I don't know what he did there. I think he farted his way out? Oh, yeah. I don't know what he did there. He gave the farting emoji. This guy? It might have been this. Midwest, yes.

Freestyle canoe. Watch this guy. This old man? Yeah. This sport rules. That's okay. Mark, I'll never get it right. Okay, he's going to be paddling to the music hall. Yes, yes. He's dressed up, yes.

This guy rocks. Oh, he's even got a little costume. Looks like an old fat teacher. And the crowd is exactly what you thought it would be. He has a vest on. Wait, wait, wait till you see this guy get back you can already tell he's damn good yeah Lot of confidence I Don't know why I remember this well look at this oh yes, oh What is that says that Is that the trick? That's his name.

That's his name. He has ore in his name? The fit is crazy. Wow, that's good. Brandon, you're in trouble if you look out into your lake and Nick's out there. I'm doing that. Canoe. To live it in the ritz.

Oh. Oh. Oh, he's doing a routine? Yeah, he's got music. Look at that fucking smirk on his face. Oh. Look at this, dude. This guy rocks.

We can't hear the music, right? Because the... Yeah. Okay. Pretty good so far. Pretty fucking cool. He's so smooth. I'll say it.

This is ass. No. Not yet. It's early. It is early. Well, it's so smooth. I'll say it. This is ass. No. Not yet. It's early. It is early. Well, it's early ass. This is better than horse dancing. I remembered it maybe differently.

God damn it. Do something cool, Mark. I'm not. Oh. Yeah. All right. I bet you feel dumb. Yeah.

See that? That's on me. All the honeys. The music, I think it's the music adds to it. I think that's really what it is. Yes. Oh, Lady in Red, yeah. And they're clapping.

But is there only one move you can do? Yeah, for some reason I thought he did like a spin or something. He's still wiggling. God damn it. I was picturing that he was going to be like submerging the thing and coming out. I really needed Mark to be better than this. Smooth looking canoe. He is just doing the same.

Oh, man, I need him to be better. Three million views for this. I love that people that are really into this, like he just did a 370 smorgon-borgon. 370 would be a full circle and a little bit more. And a tiny bit more than a full circle. God damn it. He just did a McDougal twist. Certified ass.

Look how many people are there watching. It's like he's going back in time the further he gets back in the lake. I'm watching his highlight videos right now, and that's the only movie he has. All right, is this going to be unanimous ass? I'm team ass, right? Are we stamping ass? We're stamping ass. It ruins a memory of mine.

This could be unanimous ass. It's unanimous ass. What? I love this. I can see this being awesome with the music. And if you're super high and it's misty on the lake. I need him to do more hand motions. There's only one move.

He's not doing anything. Yeah, he's not doing any moves. And the fastest you can. It's awful. It's awful. I apologize to everyone. This is so bad. God damn it.

This happens from time to time where I remember a video and I'm like, it was awesome. Did you remember it for it being funny? Like how boring? I don't know. I just thought. It's gotta be a different video. Why'd you think Fights would remember that? Because it was old Barstool. I remember it being posted on old Barstool. God damn it

Mark Ornstein. Was it on Guess That Ass? Damn it. Boring as hell but could we do it?'s the problem i think we could i think it was like one day of training yeah three results found for canoe barstool oh no that's the store we're selling canoes fuck i mean we don't have anything googleable past like 2020 right like the whole site gone

no yeah we don't it's just jimmy butler remember that when he screamed in the canoe you play that tj as a palate cleanser i don't remember what jimmy butler be good it was pretty good he fell out of the canoe in like one foot of water. He was screaming. You got a lot of pressure. You can't recommend too bad. This can't be ass. It's double or nothing right here.

Watch it real quick. And pulled away. Yes, I did. Whatever, bro. What? All right, we're back. We're back. That's that good shit He screamed like a girl That was very Ronass

He just went right over Alright we're one for two On canoe videos Do I dare? No no no We need one more What happens when you pull up Funniest canoe video videos? Do I dare? No, no, no. We need a winning record. One more.

A good canoe video? What happens if you pulled funniest canoe video? TJ, YouTube canoe gone sexual. Funniest canoe video.

That's what Finn and Sawyer were up to. Yeah. Which is some good stuff. There was one more person with them,

I think, too. You're right, it was a raft. Yeah, I don't think They were canoeing As much as rafting Is a gondola Different from a

Yeah that's an Italian canoe Okay Or a ski lift Oh yeah Right you're right The more you know Or an Italian restaurant That pays you

Five hundred dollars A month to Advertise on your Mississippi State podcast Did you propose In that one Huh Did you propose No that was at IVs In Tupelo Pays you $500 a month to advertise on your Mississippi State podcast. Did you propose in that one? Huh? Did you propose in that one? No, that was at Ivy's in Tupelo.

Gondolier was my Italian restaurant sponsor that didn't last long in Starfall. Big Cat, they did that canoeing video as a Portlandia sketch. Really? Yeah. Maybe that. Oh, this is probably. This is what you is what this is 100 what i got but did you think it was real yeah well i watched portlandia portlandia is very funny i mean this is kind of this is kind of gas.

Yeah, this is definitely what I watched. Thank you, TJ. Yeah, if I watched this thinking it was real, this would be the greatest thing I've ever seen. Yeah. Yes. The crowd is perfect. Oh, he's invisible warring. Mirror. Oh. he's invisible warring. Mirror.

Oh. Shred him. I wonder if there's a bad boy of canoe dancing All of them probably Yeah everything has a bad boy I guess Okay that was our canoes So what are the sports? Oh yeah BMX racing

I have archery I think I have canoe slalom Surfing. I have archery, I think, when the dust settled. I have canoe slalom. Surfing. And I have... 3-on-3 basketball. Brandon has gymnastics. I have weightlifting. Brandon has wrestling.

Also on the updated list. I feel like crossword puzzles should be an Olympic sport. The thing is, those are puzzles. It should be competitive. I think Spelling Bee should make it before crossword puzzles. Yes. I would like to see an Olympic Spelling Bee.

We'd get mobbed. Yes. Why does it stop at 8th grade? I think you max out, right? see an Olympic spelling bee. Yeah. I mean, we'd get mobbed. Yeah. Oh, yes. Yes. Why does it stop at eighth grade? I think you max out, right? Yeah, they know every word. Now, in Olympic spelling bee, would you have to be able to spell words from every country or are they all American words? Oh.

That's a good question. That's where it gets tough. That's where it gets tough. Yeah. Really good question. The current Scripps National Spelling Bee does some foreign language words. They do? Every once in a while they'll mix in a...

Tocanoma was the winning word a couple years ago. TJ, I'm going to have to do it to you. I love you, bud. The current Scripps National Spelling Bee actually does a couple foreign words. Vivi Dunn did not make the U.S. gymnast. Just a heads up, guys. Brandon, when's your match tonight? Six.

Six? People are talking about how this might be the year that Jeff rigs it for the experts. Whoa. Well, we'll know if the experts do, in fact, when we'll know then. Yeah. We'll have confirmation. I'm just saying that this is all set up know if the experts do, in fact, when we'll know then. We'll have confirmation. I'm just saying that this is all set up perfectly for the experts. Brandon, did you just do your hair?

No, I just went to the bathroom. Your hair looks different than when you left. I might have done like this as I was going. You're not sitting on a bottle of sea salt spray right now, are you? If you stood up, is there a bottle of sea salt spray? Certainly not sitting on a bottle of sea salt spray. Is there a bottle of sea salt spray? Why not sitting on a bottle of sea salt spray. Is there a bottle of sea salt spray? Why don't you stand?

Stand up. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up. There wouldn't be sea salt spray that just came out of your pocket. Stand up. Ten toes. Day at the beach? Brandon Walker.

You just sprayed yourself? Did you just leave to go spritz? No, I left to pee. While I was gone, I spritzed. How often do you see salt spray yourself? I do it on the show. Not on this show, but I sometimes do it on this show. Show us how you do it.

One, two, three. That's it. You got to make the noise. One, two, three. That's it. You got to make the noise too. Two, three. Is there too much? You ever go four? Huh? You ever go four?

Four would be fucking crazy. But you just did three back to back. I'm sure you did do six. They work in threes. Always got to be threes. Mm-hmm. What happened to you, man? Lost the plot along the way.

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Original peach, lemon, and raspberry. Visit High Noon Spirits dot com to find it near you. NFL teams that play in state capitals. Brandon, go. Oh, good one.

Tennessee Titans. Okay. I don't know the answer, by the way, so don't look for me. The Atlanta Falcons. Yes. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Okay. time out. The Indianapolis Colts. The Indianapolis Colts. Yes. Okay, all right. No. They don't count. They don't count.

That's Raleigh. What are you doing? Raleigh. No, I almost said Charlotte. They don't count. That's Raleigh. What are you doing? Raleigh. No, I almost said Charlotte. Why doesn't Charlotte count? Oh, yeah, that's right. That's not the capital of North Carolina. Raleigh is. Vikings?

Oh, shit. St. Paul? St. Paul is the capital. Oh, do they play in St. Paul? They don't play in St. Paul. Is Minneapolis St. Paul? No, Minneapolis St. Paul. Is Denver the capital?

They're twin cities. They are two separate cities. No, Boulder's not the capital. Denver is. Is Denver the capital? Denver's the capital. Denver counts. Yeah, Minneapolis, St. Paul are twin cities. No, Boulder's not the capital. Denver is. Is Denver the capital? Denver's the capital. Denver. So Denver is. Nevada? There's a few that play in like a suburb.

Arizona. I don't know if they... No, they're in Glendale. Yeah, but they're in Phoenix. No, but they're in Glendale. Patriots don't play in Boston. Time's up. You Phoenix. No, but they're in Glendale. They play in Glendale. The Patriots don't play in Boston. Time's up.

You lose. Oh, shit. Wait, what was it? Did you mention Texas? There's nobody in Austin. Oh, shit. Yeah. Wow.

I thought it was Dallas. No, that's Springfield. Didn't know that. Didn't graduate college. What's the capital of Pennsylvania? Harrisburg. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Uh-huh. That's the capital of Pennsylvania? Harrisburg. That's shocking.

I thought there was going to be a lot more. Is Baltimore? Annapolis. I don't know my capital. I don't know any of my capitals. Holy fuck. I was about to say Philly was the capital of Pennsylvania. I was sitting there like Philly's right there, dude. I said Detroit.

What's the capital? I don't know any capitals. Ohio. Columbus. God damn it. I don't know any capitals. Ohio. Columbus. God damn it. I don't know shit. Boston is Massachusetts, right? But Patriots wouldn't count.

No, they're long. Vermont. Montpelier. I think you said them all. What's New Hampshire's? Concord. Damn, I don't know any. No.

All right, I'll say it. What's Illinois? Springfield. Springfield. What about... What's the capital? Oh, no. Salt Lake City, certainly. Utah, right?

Mm-hmm. Okay. But we're straying from NFL teams. No, right. NFL team, yeah. Damn. Olympia, Washington. Nowhere near Seattle.

That's it. Yeah. So it's like three? I feel like there's a fourth or fifth. So it was Nashville. It was Indianapolis. And it was Minneapolis. Florida's capital.

Minneapolis. St. Paul is not right. Which they got by, and this is something I heard at FSU. They don't play in St. They couldn't decide if it was going to be Panama or Jacksonville. So they cut it exactly in half and just made a city there.

Someone told me that. I never miss it. I don't think so. I don't feel like we're missing one, but I don't think so either. Shit. Where did this question come from? My brain. That's a good question. What's Louisiana's capital? Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge I had the question I did not have the answer That was a good question Damn good question That was a really Damn fine question Really good question

That was a really good question Real good question Are you nervous for the dozen? No, we're going to lose in overtime. I saw the script. Oh, bummer. That kind of takes a little bit of the nerves away. Do you at least have a good game?

I do all right. I miss one that you think I would get, but then I get one that you wouldn't think I would get. Nice. I make up for it. Nice. Frank, let's start off. We're down 0-4 against...

Why? And Frank freaks out? Frank's going to freak out, but Frank's going to forget that we have geography that we double and our niche, and we'll be right back in it. And then we're going to win by one. Good game. Hell yeah. Alright, spin the wheel, I guess.

I want another trivia question. Basketball, NBA teams that don't have red, white, or blue in their logo. Oh. Or in their primary color scheme. Hornets. Milwaukee Bucks. Wait, every team.

Oh, it's white. White. Just kind of. Let's do one Sporkle. Let's do one old school Sporkle where you're eliminated if you don't get it. I like that. Yeah, get ourselves ready. Phoenix Suns don't have white, so you're wrong.

I have to go. Goodbye. Purple. Everybody has white. Sacramento Kings. Sacramento Kings don't have white, so you're wrong. I have to go. Goodbye. Purple. Sacramento Kings don't have white. Or red or blue. I don't be knowing. Sorry. Old school sports.

You're eliminated if you don't get one. Here we go. Is this a sports one or just a random? No, it's random. We all have to say one Starting with Kate Okay Six of our muscles target a spot

Oh, oh Hollywood land You just need one answer Oh, strawberry We just need one answer. Strawberry. Miami Heat. Good answer. Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

I don't know about that one. Good answer. Oh, shit. That's one. Okay. Soccer. Good one. Dolphins. I'm fucked. I guess I'll go with the Rays.

Nice. I'll go with the Rays. Nice. I'll go with Steve Carell. Mm-hmm. Ooh. Ooh. Oh. See you, Nicky. One R? Might be one R.

Ooh. See you, Nicky. For what? Oh. Yeah. Woo-hoo-hoo. Dodged a bullet there. Ooh.

Crazy Stupid Love. Great movie. dodged a bullet there crazy stupid love great movie Tim Allen oh wait do we go backwards or no no we go all the way around big circle the Orlando Magic nice

the Florida Panthers knew you had that The Orlando Magic. Nice. The Florida Panthers. I knew you had that. Tom Hanks. The Marlins. The Rock. The Lightning. Nice.

Idina Menzel. Oh, man. I think it's I-D-I-N-A-M-E-N-Z-E-L. M-E-N. A tough spell. Ellen Deegeneres The Jacksonville Jaguars Shit Fuck That was what I was gonna do

Okay Galoots or Gluteus Maximus Yeah I didn't see that This might be it. What? Wait, that's shocking. Just give him glutes. See if glutes work.

Lower muscle maybe because that's it. No. All right. No. That's it, right? Yeah. Seven countries with highest antidepressant consumption. I would think the U.S. Good one. Owen Wilson. Seven countries with highest antidepressant consumption.

I would think the U.S. Good one. Owen Wilson. Damn. Shit. Platoon. Ooh. Nice.

I think I'll clear the board maybe if this is Billy Crystal. Fuck. Yep. Wow. Great one. Great one. La La Land. That. Great one. Great one. La La Land. That's the one I was thinking of.

What is that? Four Types of Clouds? Yep. Four Types of Clouds. Or Luke Howard in 1803. Oh. I want to say, this is not my answer. I want to say, no. Calfs. You should probably say, no. Calfs.

You should probably say your answer. Calf muscle. That's the number one thing you should say. Oh, calf. No. Not calf. Not calf. Oh.

Wait, can you try butt? Nope. Fuck. No. Oh. He's back in. He's back in. He's back in.

He's black. I was going to say butt. Oh. I was going to say butt. But Gluteus Maximus is there, though. Yeah, cool. I was going to say but. I was going to say but. Gluteus Maximus is there though. Yeah, cool. I was going to say but. Get fucked.

Shit. Two sports for one player versus a different jersey for the rest. Oh, volleyball. Nice. Let's go with quads or quadriceps. Nice. One term for a portion of a country that is separated from the enclave. Wow.

Wrong. Wrong. You're out. I know what it is. Blueberry? Good answer. Good answer. Yes. Blueberry Good answer Good answer Yes

JFK I think it is Nice Kyle Exclave Exclave It's gotta be exclave Damn

Snowden Oh be exclave damn uh snowden wrong what the hell's the rotten tomatoes on snowden kyle and fights are out is it me oh i sorry fuck i i think i know the clouds but i don't know if this old guy did the same ones that i know just go for it fuck i said it's a canada oh i have my mind on clouds it I was like, Canada clouds. Hamstring. I was going to say that. I was thinking that, but I wasn't sure.

Hamstring. What? We hamstring. Brandon gets that on Easter. She chewed too hard. All right. Nimbus. Nice.

My man's got clouds. Fuck. Peach. Peach. Cheat. Good guess. Cirrus. C-I-R-R-U-S. Yeah.

I'll go Cumulus. Is that one? I think so. I think so. I'm gonna say Stratus. Oh, wow. Oh my god! Countries with the highest antidepressant consumption, over 10% of population is, uh...

Don't do it. That's gotta be... Um... population is that's gotta be um fucking England slash UK gotta be yeah between two countries

say one say the right one China I think they just let him die I'm between two countries. Say one. Say the right one. China. Ooh, I think they just let him die. No, no, no. They just tell him they're not depressed. No, you're not. Yeah.

No, I don't think so. Yes, I was dumb as hell. All right, what is it up to? Just Kate and Titus? I'm in it. Oh, you're in it. You're in it too, aren't you? Yeah. Oh, no, you said Peach.

Shit. Yeah, you're in it. No, you're not up, Kate. No, no. Yeah, it's Brandon, me. Wall Street. Nice. Is it me now?

Did he do the big short? No. That's not Oliver Stone? Damn. The big shirt. That's a movie about mook. Now is it me? Yep

This is a wild move I don't know Pineapple Oh I don't hate it Oh she did it She fucking did it Did I win? No

Not even close Oh fuck I'm tight as a Brandon Five flavors of cream cheese With fruit in it's name I don't even remember what everybody guessed. I guess peach. I'll go blackberry.

No. Brandon. That's tough. Say a lot. The Doors. The Doors? Okay, Kate. Wow.

Oh, shit. Kate and Brandon. Kate per capita 10% of the population Yeah How would that have changed I think she's extending time Kate that didn't help you at all Oh per capita Fuck you guys

Shit France I don't know they like pills maybe Fuck you guys. Shit. France. I don't know. They like pills maybe. Brandon, close it out. For the win. Come on, Brandon. Born on the 4th of July.

Let's go. This is the farthest I've ever got. You got to be happy. Good stuff. There we go, Brandon. What do you think is a high-virus tomato score? Australia. Fuck, that was the other country.

Pumpkin, Spice. Oh, mixed berry. 70 is what Snowden is. Great win. Great win. Great win. Can I plug the Out of Order real quick? Go watch that.

Yeah. Out of Order and then Dozen is coming up right now. Also, next Sunday, the 29th, me, KB, and Donnie are putting on a race for the awareness of the Leaning Tower of Niles. Anybody's welcome to come run in it. It's 100 laps around the Leaning Tower. The 30th or the 29th? It's the— 30th is Sunday.

They have the poster up. We have the poster. It is the 29th. Saturday. So if you want to come up and be in Rediscovering America, we want 100 laps around it. If possible. That's three miles, 100 laps, honor base system. Mook will be there running.

You fucking dickhead. Yes. It's the act. Bye. Go watch The Dozen. Have a good week. Love you.