The Yak - Brandon and Klemmer's Podcast is Going to be NUTS | The Yak 1-23-23

Episode Date: January 23, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Whoa. It's the Yak and the whole goddamn squad is here. Wow. Including our guy Zaha. He's back. Fuck yes. Zaha, what's up, dude? Wait, is TJ not back there?

Oh, he is. Oh, it's everybody. It's everyone. The 10. Wow. The perfect 10. Zaha, what's up, dude? How we doing? How are you doing? We haven't seen you in a month. Yeah, I was doing fantastic until I had to come back, but I'm doing great now. Oh, you didn't want to come back?

No, I was having a good time at home, man. What were you doing? Just hanging out and seeing family. He says he leads a king's life in Zimbabwe. Is that true? Yeah, I mean, king is not the term. King won't be the term I would use, but something like that. What was the highlight?

Ooh, that's a tough one. Actually, you know what? I caught a pretty big fish. So I don't know how many pounds it is, but it was a 4kg tigerfish. We went fishing. You got a picture? 4kg. I believe I do somewhere.

We didn't see this tiger fish? AG 6'10", so it would be like 24 feet. Well, he's really 7 foot probably. Yeah, so he's 28 feet long. Actually, I got a shit ton. Once I find it, I'll send it to you. I need it. That was the highlight.

Azal, what were you doing for like, you said you were living like a king. What were the kingly behaviors? No, Brandon said I was living like a king. Well, what kind of stuff were you eating? Were you drinking? Were you going out to, is it like hookah scene? a king like what were the kingly behaviors like uh no brandon said i was living well like what kind of stuff were you eating like were you drinking were you like going out to is it like hookah scene like are you out there smoking weed like what's going on out there that's sweet not for the most part it was it was home-cooked food home-cooked food just no just being home just being home the quality of life is is way way better than yeah as a mom now i feel like if i

only got to see my son once every few years, I would just be bringing him Tostino pizza rolls constantly. Like you would never have to do. You had someone feed you grapes? Yeah, something like that. It was four years. It was like three, four years. So, yeah, she was spoiling me a lot.

Did you have trouble getting back with the whole visa thing? So until I got the appointment. So it was more getting the appointment. The tough part is getting into the embassy. So I wanted to get in a little earlier than I did. But once I was in, it was smooth sailing pretty much. God, it's great to have you back, Sal. I brought you guys a gift.

Whoa. Okay. So in my hand is some traditional African beer. You brew it yourself. So I brought back some of the powder. traditional African beer. You brew it yourself. So I brought back some of the powder. You brew it. You ferment it yourself. The longer you ferment it.

So we believe in our culture, if you ferment it for too long, I don't know how far true it is, but if you ferment it for too long, it becomes potent. How long does it usually take? So on the pack, it says ferment for between 24 to 48 hours. So you and TJ will be drinking that beer on Thursday. Wait, what?

Yeah, that's perfect. That's perfect. I brought it for you. No, no, no. I'll try it. It's a pack of beer. Yeah. I know what it tastes like. I brought it for you guys. But it would be nice if it was in one of the cupcakes, like you have to swap out your beers for the fermented Zimbabwe beer. That's perfect.

The case race. Thank you, Zop. Appreciate that. Very thoughtful. Make some beer. Does it taste like regular beer? It tastes like porridge. You ever had porridge before?

It tastes like porridge? Oh. I don't want that. Quite the taste I was looking for. It's not a really good cell job. It's traditional. It's not your kind. It's got the texture. I don't want that. Quite the taste I was looking for. It's not a really good cell job. It's traditional. It's not your kind. It's not the white man's beer.

It's a traditional African beer. Let's not bring race into it. Porridge. Would Steven like it? I heard high noon's coming out with a porridge flavor. Yeah, they are. It's great. I didn't give any food a try once, really.

Good man. Oh, you live like a king in Zimbabwe, and the gift you brought back for the nine of us was that mid-sized bag of beer we have to make ourselves. Oh, it makes five liters. I don't know what that means. Like a gallon, the north of a gallon. How many kgs is that? More than enough.

It's two and a half, two liter bottles of soda. 750 grams. Four kgs, also about nine pounds. Big fish. That's a big fish. That is a big fish. Big motherf Big fish That's a big fish Big motherfucking fish Or a tiger fish Almost chopped my finger off Yeah they got teeth

Is this on the water in your backyard? Don't you have some water? I was watching your TikToks like a hawk Thank you What does a tiger fish look like? Can we get that pulled up TJ? I know what I think it looks like in my mind. I don't want to see it ruin it.

Yeah. It looks awesome. Tail. This might ruin it. Looks like hops. What's up, Brandon? Hey. Don't do that.

Whoa. Oh, my God. Yeah, that. Holy shit. Well, now that makes your nine-pound fish look puny. Do people go swimming in water where those are? Yeah. Do they bite?

Yeah, so you've got to handle them. They won't come and attack you unless... Actually, no, humans, they don't attack humans. They only bite when you're trying to get the hook off and all that nonsense. I would not get in. Do you have to wear gloves to get it off? Pliers. I mean, yeah, that. You can use pliers. hook off and all that nonsense. I would not get in. Do you have to wear gloves to get it off? Pliers.

I mean, yeah, that. You can use pliers. This is a dumb question, but you know how at our lakes, I would get in a tube and float around. Do people do that? No. No.

Hippos. Hippos and crocodiles. Oh, you always forget about hippos. Ah, damn. That's crazy. Shit. Brandon, your favorite quarterback sucks. I just did a 60-minute show where we talked about it. I don't think we have to revisit it.

But, yeah, he was bad. If he just played average yesterday, they would have won the game. We don't get to talk about it. We want to hear you apologize to the people. Did it take you until now to realize, though? Why would I apologize? He sucks. He led the league in interceptions.

How many weeks did he miss this? He was awesome when he played the shitty Bucs last week. I hate you. Yeah, if he had been just average yesterday, they would have won the game. He's not. He's bad. He was bad yesterday. No, he is bad.

He's not great. This year was a step back. Trevor, you're not a Cowboys fan. Who cares? I'm a Dak fan. Right. This year was a step back for him. What do you want me to say?

You could actually say that Brandon was the ultimate loser because the Cowboys, the rest of the team, played okay. And the Cowboys can get a new quarterback. They'd be dumb to get a new quarterback. Why? They'd be dumb to get a new quarterback. Would you – I mean, I think Dak is superior to what they could get next year. Aaron Rodgers?

Look what Cooper Rush did. What? Aaron Rodgers? I'd rather have Dak the next five years than Aaron Rodgers for one. I don't think Aaron Rodgers in – it's a young man's game now. Would you take Tom Brady on your Cowboys? I don't think they should, no. That is bad.

Tom Brady was bad the other night. You should feel bad. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm all for selling your future for one Super Bowl. Mm-hmm. I don't think Brady's a guarantee of a Super Bowl. I know that, but going for it.

Just go for it. Rams won what? I'm not a Cowboys guy. Five games, yeah. I'm a Dolphins guy. Right, I know, but you're a Super Bowl. I know that, but going for it. Just go for it. Rams won what? I'm not a Cowboys guy. Five games, yeah. I'm a Dolphins guy. Right, I know, but you're a Dak guy. Stinks. He took a step back this year.

He had a lot of injuries. I wonder why. Why did he take a step back? Huh? Why did he take a step back? He and Mike Leach were close. Isn't it funny to... Wait.

Don't do this. He and Mike Leach were very close. From the times that he played at Mississippi State while Mike Leach was coaching Washington State? They were practically inseparable. Isn't it funny that we used to debate Carson Wentz versus Dak Prescott? Yeah, that was so dumb. Maybe they just both suck. They do both suck.

Probably Carson Wentz is worse than Dak Prescott. Maybe not. You won that debate, Brandon. Wentz is worse than Prescott. Yeah, you won that debate by liking your guy. I don't think we... Did I ever participate in that debate? I think that debate was decided before I got here.

No. The debate was decided before 19, wasn't it? Did it on the yak in this room. Disgusting. Yeah, but we were sitting up at a different altitude. Different altitude. Hey, KB, how was your birthday dinner? It was good.

The food was amazing. What'd you do? I went with just the lobster and clam chowder. I'll see. Oh, that sounds good. It was very good. What was the highlight of the meal? What was the star dish?

It was the lobster. I love lobster. I think it's the best food. Did you get the bib? I didn't. No, no bib. How was the conversation? It was pretty good.

Does your dad troll in person? Like, did he troll the waiter, waitress? Yeah, he'll just say things that are sarcastic, but with no sarcastic inflection. No one knows, and it's awkward. So it was a victimless crime. I went out to eat with my parents once. It's a nightmare. Your dad's a nightmare.

Every time he went to the bathroom, he brought a whole roll of toilet paper. Yeah, he does, like, pranks. Yeah. He brought it back. I'd like six at the end of the meal. Did you he does like pranks. Yeah. He brought it back. I'd like six at the end of the meal. Did you bring him with you? No.

So it looked like you just left behind a bunch of toilet paper At the end, he looks at them and he tells the waitress, he tells on me. We don't do well

in like that type of environment socially so we compensate by doing like weird bits because we feel better about that than struggling socially in a normal situation. I'd fuck with that. Yeah.

Do whatever you got to do to survive. I think I'd fit in great with your family. Yes. That's my kind of shit. Stupid ass obnoxious shit. That's my shit. I'm happy you had a good birthday. Also, Rui Hachimura to the Lakers.

Yeah. Is that official? Damn near, I think. Whew. That's my shit I'm happy you had a good birthday Also Rui Hachimura to the Lakers Yeah Is that official? Damn near I think Everyone's telling me about it Bringing it up I pretended to like him for like a week That was longer than that Did I?

Yeah We had a day I don't think We had Rui Hachimura day Yeah I like him I don't know if it's a power move for the Lakers. It is.

Stephen Chave was saying that too. I don't know why you're talking down on your boy Hachimura. Not everything has to be. I think it's a good move, but not a power move. What would be a power move? Kidnap Rui Hachimura. That would be a power move. Make him play on the platform.

Don't even have to give up draft picks. Yeah. That would be a power move, right? play on the track. Don't even have to give up traffic. That would be a power move, right? That would be dope. Kendrick Nunn. In three seconds? That seems like a lot of picks and paperwork for Rui Hachimura and Kendrick Nunn. So 2029 is just way too far away.

What's up with Oladipo? Is he playing? Is he getting playing time? Victor? Yeah. Miami. I don't know. What kind of playing time is he getting?

I don't know if he's playing that much. He's getting a lot of burn getting playing time? Yeah. Miami. I don't know. What kind of playing time is he getting? He's playing that much. He's getting a lot of burn. Oh, is he? Yeah, he's a very key rotational piece for them. You know ball. Calling it burn. Hemsing and Rainbow, better than Kelsey's. Better than Musgraves.

Oh, listen to it. Not better than Musgraves. He does it better than Musgraves. I fucking love it. No one does it better than Musgraves. Yeah, that's her song. Wait till you see Vic. All right, put it on.

Put it on. Yeah. I need to know. Was this on the Masked Singer? Yeah, it was on the Musgraves. That's her song. Wait till you see Vic. Put it on. Put it on. Yeah. I need to know. Was this on the Masked Singer? That was on the Masked Singer. This costume was a dead giveaway. Was it Victor Oladipo jersey? It was the colors and it had the injury.

It was everything. Was he saying butterflies? What song? Rainbow. Rainbow. Better than Musgraves. Yeah. I don't believe

I it's hard to believe that album was perfect golden hour not a single skip yeah no skips and you can reshuffle it do what you want with it

Rowan you saw Musgraves almost a year ago today is that true yeah how do you know that it was the week of the Superbowl left LA early to go see Musgraves

didn't you yeah that's right yeah memory on that dropped everything for Musgraves yeah didn't you? Yeah, that's right. Yep. Memory on that. Dropped everything for Musgraves. Yeah. And I don't regret it. No.

No reason to. You don't regret it so much you forgot that it happened. Yeah. I came back. Remind you. I didn't know it was a week ago today. That's a steel trap on the Sasquatch. No, no, no.

It's like a week ago two weeks from now. It was not. That doesn't make sense at all. It was a year ago. A year ago, two weeks. 50 weeks ago. Yeah. We're coming at all it was a year ago two weeks 50 weeks ago yeah we're coming up on it though i know fuck would you guys go back with me if we if we got like a box for a musk rays concert no sure you don't really fuck with her that much victor was there never heard a song of hers bullshit yeah you have i haven't listened to country music a

long time you're always pushing for country music whenever we do a sing-along country music stopped in 2007 you the other night you were like i'll be in my basement listened to country music in a long time. You're always pushing for country music whenever we do a sing-along. Country music stopped in 2007. The other night you were like, I'll be in my basement listening to country music if anyone wants me. 90s country. 90s was a good year for country. The only current guy I'm trying to listen to is Hardy because I want to like him. I want to be friends with him. Why? Because you see other people being friends with him?

He's not your type of guy. He's not your type of guy. He is. Yeah, no, he wouldn't. He's a Mississippi State guy. We're the two big ones. We've got to be boys. Yeah, but Dak's struggling right now.

Why can't you just ride with Fletcher Cox and Darius Slay? We have more Mississippi State guys than fucking the Cowboys do. Well, I am going to ride with them, but quarterback's different. Oh, it ain't. One quarterback is equal to two defensive players. You know that. So then it's equal. So then you should be on our side. You're quarterback is equal to two defensive players. You know that. So then it's equal. So then you should be on our side.

You're equal one quarterback to three defensive players. How many times has Fletcher Cox and Darius Slavin beaten up at Panama Beach? Never happened. To my knowledge, it hasn't happened. Right. It might have happened. I don't know. I doubt Fletcher Cox has been beaten up anywhere.

The rest is my case. It's from Yazoo City. Beating up a quarterback has to feel awesome. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. It's just pure power. Yes. Probably the most quarterback has to feel awesome. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. It's just pure power. Yes. Probably the most fun position to beat up.

Yeah. Yeah, because if you beat up a lineman or something, people are like, who? Who's the one who beat up Gretzky's son? Who? Wasn't that a Paul brother getting to with Gretzky's son? It was an athlete. Figure it out. Who won? Sounds like not Gretzky's son. Gretzky's son? It was an athlete. Figure it out. Who won?

Sounds like not Gretzky's son. Gretzky's son got beat up by someone. Oh, no, you're right. That was Matt Corral. Yeah. Yeah. Matt Corral beat up Gretzky. Matt Corral in high school got in trouble for showing up to a USC visit high or drunk

and then got in trouble for beating up Gretzky's son. High. He definitely wasn't high. Stoned and he beat someone up. No, two different things. Oh, got it. Got in trouble for two things. And beating up Gretzky's son. He definitely wasn't high. Stoned and he beat Stone up. No, two different things. Got in trouble for two things. And beating up Gretzky's son was one of them. Damn.

Well, did Gretzky's son deserve it? Sounded like it. I don't know Gretzky's son. The reports, the chat rooms. He's the mediocre one? There's one that was in like double A maybe. He's a golfer. He's a pep.

He's a shitty golfer. Let me read. Him being a golfer kind of sucks because that means his – Gretzky's son-in-law outranks him in the family now. That kid, his dad. Yeah. Gretzky's son-in-law is like Dustin Johnson, right?

Yes. I don't think he outranks him. I don't even know Wayne Gretzky. He does. I don't think so. I bet Wayne Gretzky likes Dustin Johnson more than he likes his kid. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you meant outranks Wayne Gretzky.

I was like, no. No. Yeah. No one out. No one out thought you meant outranks Wayne Gretzky. I was like, no. No. Yeah. No one out. No one out. Great one. Gretzky. I didn't even know he had a son.

I didn't even know he had a son either. What's Yazoo City? Yazoo is the biggest county in Mississippi. How do you spell that? Y-A-Z-O-O. O-O. That's kind of fun. That's awesome.

Yazoo City. And when Fletcher Cox is introduced on NBC Sunday Night Football, he says, Fletcher Cox, Yazoo City High School. How come you didn't know that, KB? It's probably a small town. It's a very small town. It's a goofy name. I like it.

I got hit by a big tornado about 10 years ago, back in 2010. Was that last letter on that? Yeah. I got hit by a tornado. Tornado? April of 2010 I believe Feminine What's the biggest city that the average person doesn't know?

Rhetorical It's Chongqing, China Yeah That's true The coolest one too That is true 30 million people there 30 million?

Look at the skyline There's 30 million people in a city we don't know about? What's the name of the city? Chongqing That sounds racist dude Look at that That does sound racist Look at that city Highline. There's 30 million people in a city we don't know about? What's the name of the city? Chongqing. That sounds racist, dude. Look at that. That does sound racist.

Look at that city. It's pretty green. It's a beautiful city. What's that big-ass city in Indonesia that we just don't... Holy shit. 31 million? That's a lot of fucking people. New York is like 8 million. Nine, yeah.

So how many people are in the biggest city in the world? Tokyo? 50 million? I thought it was Tokyo. Super cities or mega cities or whatever. They scare the fuck out of me. Mexico City, I think, is one of them, right? Yeah, probably.

And then is Rio one? Search Mexico City. I think there's some Micronesian cities that are massive. No. No? No. What? Indonesia?

Philippines have a best city. If you include Indonesia, maybe. What's Mexico City's population? 20? Indonesia? It's super city. If you include Indonesia, maybe. What's Mexico City's population? 20? 30? That's crazy. It scares me. That's a lot of people.

We should do a live show in Chongqing. Yeah, we would love to. That would be great. You're about to get us canceled. Oh, I didn't know Mexico City was bigger. Yeah. Was Chongqing the biggest city in the world? Istanbul?

I had no idea. Why is Chicago even on this list? This doesn't make sense. Chongqingqing the biggest city in the world? Istanbul? I had no idea. Why is Chicago even on this list? Why is it in and out of order lists? This doesn't make sense. Chongqing is the biggest city in the world? It's got to be Tokyo. Tokyo's got 39 million. But wait, because sometimes the perimeters are huge.

Chongqing is number three? Yeah, Tokyo's perimeter is huge. Wait, so Jakarta... What's the most people squeezed into the smallest place? What's the most compact? New York City says 24 million. That's got to be like... Probably one of the...

The whole tribe. Delhi, probably one of the Indian. Yeah, yeah. Huh. I'm thinking Manhattan has 8 million, but it's the whole... This is city proper versus the entire area. I see. Oh, and the density is what you're looking for.

Sorbet density. I'm talking density. Yeah, but... Fuck yeah, sorbet density. There we go. Manila. Oh, yeah. Pe is what you're looking for. Sorbet density. I'm talking density. That's what I want. Fuck yeah, sorbet density. There we go. Manila. Oh, yeah. Beans.

Manila. Manila's gigantic. Oh, my God. That's 41,000 people per square kilometer? What is Angola doing? La La Wanda's crazy. Fuck, dude. How do you keep up with all that poop?

That's a lot of just poop. I got bad news. How big is a kilometer squared? It's like a kilometer in one direction and then in another direction. How big is a kilometer? Thanks, TJ. How big is a kilometer is really what I'm asking. It's like how many people per square foot or per square feet.

Always calling them. Jesus. So it's a little more than half a mile, 41,000 people every half mile? No, no, no. Fuck that. Well, thank you. I mean, what is Manhattan? A million?

Got to be pretty tight. Yeah. We're packed in here pretty good. Manhattan. You find that? That's a good call, Sass. Thank you. Way to go, Sass.

Great call. I was working on that one. You did it, man. If you sorted it by density, you could just find Manhattan on there. Where is it? 11? So it's four times as dense. Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Can't even fathom it. Oh, my God. How? I need to see a YouTube video of somebody walking through the streets. People everywhere. Is it just super high? It must just be super high buildings, right?

Yeah. It would have to be. Or real little people. It's got a shitty quality of life. Four times his death. Is there a geography lesson of the week? Got that out of the way. I could keep going on the geography

This shit is fascinating me What's this? Wet markets? Wet markets? This is manila No Have you guys ever seen the Always Sunny episode Where they go to one of these markets

And the dudes across from each other Are just handing each other fish back and forth Trading fish. It looks pretty packed. It doesn't look like four times. Manila is another one that's so big in size. I think we could handle it. Is this video real?

We could handle it. You're right, it doesn't. This is fake. This is CGI. No litter. What the fuck? We can handle it. No, you're right. It doesn't. This is fake. This is CGI. No litter. What the fuck? Look at the cars, you'll realize. This is real.

This has to be real. No, this is not real. People are moving very slowly, aren't they? Are there no sidewalks? No. You're walking the streets. Look, that guy's got a hat on. No, there's no brands on the cars.

Oh, no. Yeah, this is from the next GTA. That's fake. Look, that's plenty of ad space on that truck. Graphics are crazy. A lot of tie-dye. If this one actually was fake. Are we in 4K, TJ?

It looks nice and warm. Everybody's got ties. Can we get in 4K? Yeah, rat tail. Talk to Pete. Oh, man. That's a good rat tail. We don't have 4K cameras or 4K streaming. Why the fuck not? I want to we get in 4K? We got rat tail. Talk to Pete. Oh, man. It's a good rat tail. We don't have 4K cameras or 4K streaming.

Why the fuck not? I want to be caught in 4K. It's considerably more expensive. Okay. I don't know. Get a red camera. Shoot the shit out of this show. That was like half a million dollars.

Maybe. Yeah, we don't need that. I was looking at best public transportation in the world. I thought it was going to be here in the U.S. for some dumb reason. What? It's like Medellin or something like that. Hey, that's like the big story that all of our infrastructure is crumbling. I know.

I had too much faith. But when you start to look then, I went down a rabbit hole of looking how good it is in other countries. Oh, yeah. It makes you real mad about that. The subways make sense. What are we doing? That's a constant thing. I went down a rabbit hole of looking how good it is in other countries. Oh, yeah. It makes you real mad about that. The subways make sense. What are we doing? That's a constant thing. The countries are a lot smaller.

It's a lot easier to build infrastructure that goes. I'm talking about like, no, Brazil is enormous. And some of theirs, it was like Medellin or some shit like that. That's in Colombia. Oh. Damn. Well, it still counts. That was Brazil.

All right. Jesus, Brandon. You're defending the USA right now. It's bigger. It's harder to deal with. All right. Jesus, Brandon. You're defending USA right now. We're bigger. It's harder to deal with. More mass. Yeah. Kyle, what state has the fewest counties in the United States?

Delaware has three. That's correct. Wow. That's where my parents go to buy their wine. Delaware? Tax-free. My parents make their wine. Brandon, you didn't retweet my tweet?

Tell me why. I didn't know what you were doing. I thought if I retweeted it, I was going to be part of some grand joke. What was the tweet? 30 or 28. Why just me? Why did you only choose me to retweet it? Mostly children, mostly in small areas, have gone missing.

This is insane. This is insane that it is not worldwide news. I woke up on Sunday morning to this at 826. 30 kids missing. Many natives. So something's up with it. Really put the pressure on Brandon. Yeah, you didn't even retweet it.

All you had to do was press the button. I texted you. I was like, is this real? And I sent you the article. But I didn't know why you only wanted me to retweeted it. All you had to do was press the button. I texted you. I was like, is this real? And I sent you the article. But I didn't know why you only wanted me to retweet it. It starts with one. You have a big following. It's over a million.

Why didn't you send it to Dan? I'm going to retweet it right now. That's really nice of you, Dan. I'm going to retweet it now. That's just copying Big Cat. Right. I will say, I was going through the list of names of the children missing, and I forgot about the native population of South Dakota,

and I was stuck on someone. Their name was like Dilbert Bad Milk. And I was like, what's that? What is that name? I guess that's how they roll. He's named for the cartoon strip. You hadn't tweeted in three months before that. I don't even see it.

Everything's a retweet besides that. Why couldn't you give him a fucking boost? I woke up on Sunday morning. I woke up on Sunday morning. I was just sitting there. Let's get this a known story. How do people know this? That's so many.

So many kids. Too many. Dilbert Bad Milk has gone missing? I think a couple Bad Milks are missing. No. Are they going to put him on a milk carton? Or how are we going to fucking resolve this? That's the worst last name to go missing.

Bad Milk? Yeah, no one wants to buy that carton. Yeah. I did. I won't lie. I chuckled at that. But now it's a grave situation. Yeah. I did. I did. I will. I won't lie. I chuckled at that, but now it's a grave situation.

It's great. That's great. Anthony Bad Milk as well. Oh, no. Not Tony Bad Milk. Oh, it's two cities. Like, it's Rapid City and Sioux City or something, or Sioux Fault, whatever the city is there. It's about White Calf, Felicia, Dreaming Bear.

I thought it was like, yeah, Dreaming Bear sounds nice. I don't know. Bad Milk. Yeah. Oh, fuck. It tripped me up a little bit. They were clowning him. I thought it was like, yeah, Dreaming Bear sounds nice. Bad Milk. Oh, fuck. They tripped me up a little bit. They were clowning him or them. The Bad Milk family. Ocean Dam.

Wow. What the fuck? Yeah, but for real, this is crazy. All right, I retweeted it. Oh, that's nice. I mean, this sounds like it. You should have done a tweet that people could see on your timeline. You got to throw the period in front of you. He was using me as the conduit, but I didn't know what it was.

I thought you would instantly retweet it. That's a good. At 826 in the morning, I didn't wake up until like 11. You don't care about these people? Right, especially as a parent. I'm retweeting it now. It's too late. It's too late.

Probably another person's gone missing. Yeah. Could have stopped it. I just don't know why you chose me out of everybody here. A lot of kids. Maybe one of them got mixed up. Maybe you have a bad milk at home. I don't even know

Brandon's been hoarding the bad milks yeah a bad milk could easily slip into the Walker household and no one would know they shit on him is that a name given by the rest of the tribe I need to know how it works also how does it get to like 28 in South Dakota

before it's a news story? It should be like, in South Dakota, there's not that many people. It should be like, five people missing should be a big deal. But they also probably give less credence to the indigenous people, which is wrong, that we need to write.

Exactly. You're saying we only need to find the indigenous ones that got taken? I'm saying three white people go missing, and it's fucking cool. And it takes 28 indigeni to fucking go missing. What is the Atlanta serial killer who was just killing black kids, and no one was paying attention to it?

Yeah, that's insane. Yeah. Like 20 kids. This could be, I mean, that's the serial killer numbers. It was the end of Mindhunter. But it's a true story. Yeah. Mindhunter is.

Oh, was it? Yeah. Like all of Mindhunter. But it's a true story. Yeah. Yeah. Mindhunter is. Oh, was it? Yeah. Like all of it. Those are all real killers. Oh. It's like, yeah, that guy Charles Manson from Mindhunter. Game changer.

That would be crazy if he was real. Even the replies to your tweet, when I looked at it, the first tweet is, these people are lost, KB going to find that. I'm like, that's a joke. Yeah, what do you mean to do? What do you want me to do? People need to take your shit more seriously. 49ers.

Right. Now what are you thinking? I think that, I mean, they're the second best team in the NFC. So it's like they're going to be the hardest. You had to be feeling good watching that game yesterday. I was. You didn't see my tweet. That was a rock fight. Brock Purdy's going to have to come to the link.

Yeah. He ain't ready for that shit. He's going to shit his britches. It's going to be hell for him. But, I mean, I'm a little bit scared, but you're supposed to be a little bit scared. Yeah, I am a little scared, too. It's healthy, I think. I'm just kind of saying I'm a little scared.

You're not at all. Yeah, but I'm just saying I am. I know. What was your Super Bowl pick? The Chargers were going to win. Against the? I predicted an all-LA Super Bowl. Really?

But I thought you picked a new one at the beginning of the playoffs. No, I withheld. Jay, you also have the Chargers winning the whole thing? I'm going to wait until the Super Bowl is over. Jay, do you have any teams left from the data? I'll check right now. I don't think so. Oh, because he has Packers, Bucs, Chargers, Ravens.

Yeah, Chargers beating the Packers in the Super Bowl. I think I nailed that. You know the data better than him. You want Alpha Brain? Might be. Might be. God damn. Feeling good.

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Mine's grapefruit, Brandon. Huh? Mine's grapefruit. I was getting there Mine's grapefruit, Brandon. Huh? Mine's grapefruit. I was getting there. I was going in order. Steven? Sorry, my Super Bowl is Chargers over Packers. No one left.

No, he doesn't. Bills, Chargers, Vikings, Packers. You only had one team in the final four. Final eight. Final eight? Yeah. Oh, my God. How many teams did he get in the Yeah. Oh, my God. How many teams did he get in the playoffs?

Oh, my God. I feel like if you tried to do that, you'd have a hard time. Oh, my God. Five out of 12 playoffs? No, you got six. This is gross. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, dear. Oh! Oh, dear. Oh! Oh! Oh, God. It gets worse and worse. Keep going. Not great, not great. So you had one team in the final eight.

You didn't even have the Chiefs going to the playoffs. Yeah. I did have them above 500. Oh, okay. He had the Bengals sneaking in as the seventh seed. Wow. Credit to me. Oh, okay. He had the Bengals sneaking in as a seven seed. Wow. Credit to me. Credit to you, Stephen.

Six out of six playoff teams. Can I say the East wasn't terrible? The East was pretty spot on. Seven out of 14? Isn't that about right? What? Seven out of 14 playoff teams. Yeah playoffs yeah that's good one out of eight in the final eight that's not good that's pretty bad completely upside down yep no eight out of 14

playoff teams above 500 wait what bills chargers bengals ravens and the afc. That's four. NFC, Bucks, Niners, Eagles, Vikings. Packers. I didn't count the Packers. Oh, they didn't make the playoffs. Shit, I forgot. I don't think eight out of fourteen is a great... Did you just say you're the AFC?

One out of eight is really bad. NFC, ECF is pretty decent. Predict the Giants to be frisky. They were frisky. The Giants were frisky. Yeah. Texans is where you can't trust the data anymore. I took a big swing.

I think Chiefs not making the playoffs is the worst one. They were the number one seed. That's bad. Yeah, I mean... The okay the giants just a disgusting embarrassing loss won the likes we haven't seen in years i mean for this the bills just with a horrible 17 point home loss in the playoffs in a big spot in the snow by the way and they're supposed to be the snow team that's that should have to answer for that for all the rah-rah he was doing. It was terrible. I was trying to watch it on the plane,

and Wi-Fi kept on cutting out, and it was enraging. Then I would come back, and they'd be down more. It feels so bad. It's devastating. Lifelong Bills fan, that sucks for you. I felt sad for the Bills. I wanted them to win.

Why? I don't know. I'm definitely fully back on the Eagles now. I feel bad for the Bills, too. Any cold-weather city that has a heartbreaking loss is just so much pain. They just had that big blizzard. It's like, let them have a little. I don't know if I really fucked with the whole bringing out DeMar thing.

It was funny when CBS kept on trying to show him. It wasn't him. It wasn't him. Yeah, it was a clone. They can't get a camera in there to give us a clear picture of him? Yeah. We got better images of Bigfoot than we got of DeMar. They had a cell phone camera in his suite with him

and still didn't get a picture of his face. It was from behind his head and he had a mask on. What the hell? It was Avril Lavigne. What's his prognosis like that? Back. I think, yeah, he just... They made the AFC Championship game he would have played.

He's fine. No repercussions. I think he's... Probably getting paid AFC Championship game he would have played. He's fine. No repercussions. I think he's... Probably getting paid. I got an endorsement deal. Something that he has to, like... He's still doing some oxygen stuff. I wonder if he's, like, sore.

Is he sore? Yeah. Look at that. That was the best picture they got. Every shot of him, like, getting driven, like, in a cart underneath the stadium, too. He was, like, escorted by security from, like, door to door. Like, nobody saw his face the entire time. That is actually really weird.

If it wasn't him this is how they would do it. It's just like why wouldn't they just get like a picture of him giving a thumbs up or something. Like no clear pictures. What if the NFL That's Roger Goodell in a mask. Oh my god. This too. Sunglasses, mask over his face. Oh, my God. This, too.

Sunglasses, mask over his face. They got him riding in like the Pope. Right. Why is he in that tiny vehicle? There's no way. Right up to the door. That would be crazy. Imagine.

Whoa. I mean. It's weird. It's definitely weird. It's weird. If it wasn't him, that's why they lost. Probably. It's unethical. You. If it wasn't him, that's why they lost. Probably. It's unethical.

You're saying if it was him, that's why they lost too? No. There's another reason. Maybe they just sucked or something. Maybe. Are we sure we want to crown Josh Allen? If you are a Bills fan, you have to be like. They're all so good natured.

They're all so nice. I thought you had this open window for a Super Bowl, and now you've blown two spots. No, but your favorite theory in all sports is winning it after the window. Not in football. Oh. That's more of a basketball thing. I think you can win it after the window in basketball. I don't think you can do it in football.

What's an example of that? He tried to pick Gonzaga last year. Virginia going number one seed and then the next year winning the whole thing. That's also a number one seed? I thought they year winning the whole thing. Was also a number one seed. I thought they were better when they – Who did they lose? I don't remember. Anyway, there's others.

Who's a good non-peak winning team? It's happened. In theory, it does. If it was March, I would be more prepared. Yeah, fair. I think they lost Marial Shayok as one of their – he was like one of their top four scorers. Sure, fair. I think they lost Marial Shayok as one of their, it was like one of their top four scorers.

Sure, yeah. Sure. You guys see we got wet on Friday? Back-to-back wets? Unbelievable. I had to double check to see that that was for real.

We talk about the wheel. Yeah. Does wet really? Yeah. Do we want to keep it there? Yeah. Kyle got wet for no reason. It wasn't even funny. It's a bold thing to throw out on a Monday.

Hit him. Brandon said he doesn't want wet anymore. Get him. Hit him. It wasn't fun. It was making people get wet just to... I agree, but I'm not going to... I would never bring that up. I think the wheel might have outlived it.

It's useful. The wet part? Seems like you're anti-the wheel. You haven't gotten it in forever. We got it two days in a row. I know. I went and got wet, and he came in, and we just ended the show. We didn't laugh at him or nothing.

I'm fine with it now. The order I get. This is the shit that we'll look back on. Good old days. Yeah, spin it. Spin it, TJ. It won't go wet three times in a row. No.

Oh, that was so funny. Nice little dry wheel. That would have broken my spirit today. It's so gross out. I know. I can't handle it. It's nasty out. It's never going to gross out. I know. It's nasty out. It's never going to snow again.

I know. I want some now. It is crazy. It hasn't snowed here at all. Thanks, Biden. Thanks a lot. Thanks, Thurnberg. Thurnberg did it. Fucking Thurnberg. He's old enough to call a bitch, right? We can call her a bitch.

What is her life? Damn near 22. Is she employed? He's old enough to call a bitch, right? We can call her a bitch. What is her life? What does she do? Damn near 22. Is she employed? Yeah, by solar. By like super PACs? Solar energy. She's probably making so much money.

Constant flow of money that they just give her. 20 years old. She's 20 now. Still treat her like she's 12. It's her day to day. Yeah, that's old. Wait, who's Beta Thurnberg? There's another Thurnberg?

Who the hell? Oh, that's a knockoff Thurnberg. She's a singer. Oh, she's a singer. She's the greatest sister. Oh. Good for her. Why is she famous?

Scorpion. Look at her job title title she probably hates the environment she's a fucking who's the most famous family member can you click on that uh one of that's gotta be uh baldwin maybe oh yeah this is creepy now you just have a picture of a fucking bunch of little kids. All right, that's enough.

Northwest looks just like Kanye West now. Yeah. It's crazy how that works. Yeah, there's people like that, but no. Girl to dad, spitting image,

same face. But as children, don't... Same head. Kids look more like their father in their young childhood. To this day, ever since I was a kid, 24, I even got it.

I posted a picture with him over the weekend, and everyone's like, oh my God, you look just like your dad my whole life. My mom's like this beautiful lady with long black hair, and I look just like my dad. Yeah, it was supposed to be so the guys would stick around in the caves. 100%. Like, oh, that's me. I literally think that's what it is. You got to protect that.

It's born into us. Yeah, it's genetic. She's supposed to look like that, but she also, like, drew a beard on her face recently. That's why, that's why, yeah. She tried to look like him, yeah. Yeah. You got to get Covey a ring, right?

Covey? Britton Covey? He's a rookie. Have you seen him on TikTok with his wife? He's like a Utah Mormon guy. He's like a little guy. He's like 5'8". Yeah, and so his wife's always picking him up on TikTok.

Is she bigger than him? Yeah, she like body-otties him. I've seen some wrestlers in that dynamic. They go crazy on TikTok. They have much larger girlfriend. People love to see that Amazon shit. He's great at catching punts, though. I mean, yeah, he came on.

He was great at Utah. But he actually returned them there. Has he returned one this year? No, he's putting up good catches. On the season, he's putting up good numbers. Good numbers. Not crazy, but good. Yeah, for what it is.

We're all Eagles fans in this room now, right? Yeah, I think so. 22-1 kid. Are you still thinking about it? Not 49ers, not Chiefs. Bengals. Bengals? Yeah, I'm Bengals.

Tell you my theory about Joe Burrow? He's cool. I think when he wins the Super Bowl, he will become the most hated NFL player in a very long time. Wait, why? Because he's very cocky, and he's very assured of himself. And for 20 years, we've had quarterbacks that have been great, but not really cocky.

Tom Brady just didn't have a personality. Peyton Manning was goofy. Aaron Rodgers got close. What would you say Burrow's personality is? Just like swinging dick dude. Really? Cocky ass motherfucker. I think it's the exact opposite.

I think it would be 50-50. I think he'd be hated and loved. No, no, no. I think if he doesn't win the Super Bowl, if he goes to the Super Bowl and doesn't win it, then he'll start getting hated. Because then he's cocky and doesn't have the ring. If you win and you're cocky, people like that. Some people do.

Some people fucking hate it. If you get on top of a sport and you're cocky, you will get hated. Does he search for the cameras? I think he's just a football guy. Oh, he's a football guy. What's his dating? I think he knows what to say and where the cameras are. Is he married?

He's not trying to get all out. Yesterday in pregame, he did a twirl after he threw a ball when there was a camera behind him. That was just cool. He knew the camera was there. Sounds like you hate Joe Burrow. I don't hate Joe Burrow. I'm saying he possesses all the qualities of a hateable quarterback,

and he's not there yet. He's not hated yet. You're projecting your hatred for Joe Burrow. I'm projecting anything. I'm telling you. You just say we don't talk about football, and then suddenly you're bringing up a football player, a quarterback that you think is hateable.

Let's unpack this, because you were wrong about LSU in 2019, correct? I got on LSU early that year. Okay, and then you also said Trevor Lawrence would be better than Joe Burrow. In three years. Okay, so that's another one that you're worried about. I'm not really worried about that. You know, you hate Joe Burrow. I don't hate Joe Burrow.

You absolutely do. What I'm telling you is, I tweeted out he's the baddest motherfucker in the league yesterday. I tweeted, I'm telling you. That could be taken different ways. I'm telling you, when he wins, and he's going to.

He's the worst. When he wins, and he's going to, people are going to turn on him. So you think they're going to win the Super Bowl? If not this year, he's going to win one in the next five years, for sure.

It makes me think that he's never going to win one. The fact that you're saying that. Here, give us a throw, bro. That's a nice one. See, even this tweet, you're almost like, oh. I don't know how that could possibly be taken. So he really is.

So I just got to put my hands up. I got you 12,000 likes. Is it that easy? Yeah, that was. I thought that one was crazy too. During NFL games, it's cheat code. Is it? Oh, yeah.

Are you kidding? It's a joke. If everyone's watching NFL together, you just tweet anything. Pops off. If Joe Burrow wins a Super Bowl, I'm going the opposite. I think he'll be the face of American sports. Yeah. I love that he looks like Macaulay Culkin.

Makes it so much hotter. Bitches love him. Macaulay who? They adore him. Macaulay Culkin? They love him, too. They love Hurts, too. Culkin, not Culkin. I've always called him Macaulay Culkin. I don't know. bitches love him yeah they adore him love him too love hurts too not caulking i've always called macaulay caulking caulky caulking yeah it's caulking what are you

caulking caulking he's saying it like we're putting that white stuff in caulking dude after the bills lost i got super into the uh like the troll side of sports Twitter, and it's fucking awesome. It's the best. They're so funny. Yeah. Just posting the zoomed-in pictures with just eliminated question mark. Yeah. It's hilarious.

I think I'm going to get into that hard this weekend. Become a reply guy. Yeah. Patrick Mahomes is your daddy. Yeah. All shit like that. It's so good. Are they saying it to you?

No. I would just look up the losing team and go to their last tweet, and then the replies are hilarious. Lost to Trenton Irwin. Yeah. It's so funny. The fucking copium going around is crazy. Yeah.

Look, a really good one is Auburn basketball. See who Auburn basketball is playing? They come out. Yeah, but as soon as they lose in the tournament and you say, see Auburn basketball, and they do it to them, they shut down. They can't take it. That's not right. They can't take it.

That's not right. Your team stinks now. They hit the under, though, don't they? I bet on them. You shouldn't. I never told you to bet on them. They're not very good, but they hit the under every time. Every time.

Play Alabama this week and then TCU Saturday. This is dumb, but in my town, I live in Rutherford, and I made a fart joke on the sign. And Cons has a relative that works for the police department there, and so they were getting complaints, and they almost issued me a... No way. Almost came to find me and issued me a citation. You made a fart joke on the sign.

The train station has East Rutherford. Welcome to East Rutherford home of the giants and jets so I ran I like live right there so I ran across the street and I covered the S with white paper

so it said home of the giant and then I in red and blue marker I put a sign underneath giant said farts so it said home of the giant farts

oh you vandalized but it was like loosely taped on it was like so temporary I even said to the there was a guy standing I was like

I'll come to like take it down later but they were started he said that the department was like loosely taped on. It was like so temporary. I even said to them, there was a guy standing there. I was like, I'll come to like take it down later. But they started, he said that the department was like getting complaints and that they almost, since that was easy to find, like issued me a summons for like messing with public property or something like that. It's kind of dumb. And I was like, I kind of wish they did. Yeah. That would have been a great story.

You got to go back. I got to go back and do it again. Just for, yeah. Even though the season's over, just keep doing it. Just like it was me. Yeah. You got to leave a, you're like the wet bandits. You got to leave back. I got to go back and do it again. Just for, yeah, even though the season's over, just keep doing it. Just. Like, it was me. Yeah. You got to leave a, you're like the wet bandits.

You got to leave a calling card in your crime scene so everyone knows. Yeah. Boom roasted them. Fart signs around town. That was timeless. That mom bandit. Daniel Stern really fell off. Yeah, he did.

Who? I never really thought about that. Daniel Stern. He was in the Home Alone. He was part of the Wet Bandits guy. Oh, Harry? The other one with Joe Pesci. No, the other one. Marv?

Yeah. Which one? The tall one. The curly hair. The skinny guy. He always reminded me of the guy that was the lead in Rocket Man as well. Was his name like Elwood? Is he in Diner?

What is... Is he alive? He was in Rookie of the Year. Yeah, that's right. He was Brickma. He was great in that movie. He was like the funniest. When I was a kid, I thought he was like the funniest man.

Got trapped between them two doors. Yeah. Hilarious. He was kind of like a junkyard Cosmo Kramer. Where is he now? Very, very similar, yeah. Truly was. He was in every movie from like 88 to 92.

He was in City Slickers. Oh, yeah. That's your wheelhouse. Yeah. That's what you like. Not how old. He's 65 City Slickers. Oh, yeah. That's your wheelhouse. Yeah. That's what you like. He's not that old. He's 65. Yeah, where is he now?

What's he doing now? I thought he was a lot older. He's probably just not doing anything. He's only 65. He probably made a shit ton of money. Maybe he just can't get work. Can't let Home Alone come out. It might be tough to get work, bro.

People think he's a felon. He's worth $20 million. 30 years. He's worth $20 million? Yeah. What year? 1990. He was like 32 worth 20 million? Yeah. What year? 1990. He was like 32 in that movie?

Yeah. That checks out. I just picture him to be a lot older. I saw Banshees of Inishere and it was phenomenal. Yeah, I liked that a lot. Absolutely phenomenal. My type of movie. What is that movie called?

Banshees of Inishere. The one that did in Bruges. I don't know what that is either. I'll just come with movies every day that I think y'all are making up. That's a real movie. So good. It's Irish. I love depressing movies.

You might need the fucking subtitles. The whole show is just a quiet on the western front. Should I? Yeah. Okay. Heard of that one. I heard that was super good. It is.

What movie were you talking about before we started? Oh, RRR. That's some dying stuff. So what, is it like ironically good or good? Good, good. Good, good. Good, good, hyper-masculine guy's movie. It's like Fast and the Furious in India with better plot lines, more money.

Bodies on these guys. It's a real inspiration. The bodies are incredible. Forearms specifically. Honkers. Oh my God. I didn't know that was possible. Can I see the poster for this specifically. Honkers. Oh my god. Can I see the poster for this movie or something? You're my old man.

We were high-fiving in every other scene. I'd look at him, he'd look at me. I mean, it's on Netflix. I gotta watch it tonight. You have to watch it. If the Oscar nominations come out tomorrow, I want to be like, oh yeah, that's fucking definitely it. I want to be able to

jump on it. I heard that there's another movie that was nominated for Best Foreign Film. That wasn't even India's nomination. Oh, shit. I mean, wow. Isn't it one of the most watched movies of all time? It's maybe the second highest grossing Indian film ever.

Behind what? Slumdog Millionaire? Probably Slumdog. I don't know. Slumdog was great, though, when that shit came out. That was awesome. Did you guys all watch that? Brandon, you watch that?

No. You should, dude. Look at that. That's cool. No girls allowed to watch the movie. Guy movie. Fine. What do the R's stand for?

You'll find out through the movie. But they don't give a fuck where the R lies in the word. One, it's fire. One's water. Words don't even spell. Wait, what? What do you mean? RRR stands for... There's all kinds of different R's in the movie

and then one of them is fire and it pops up on the screen, but the R is just the only capital in the word fire. So in a way it is kind of ironically good. No. It's good, good. I heard the good. No. It's good good. I heard there's just reveal after reveal. I heard this movie is all about the reveals. That's what the R is.

Huh? That's what the R is. Maybe. It's good good. I love a good reveal. Do you? We should do a good reveal one day. It cost them $5.5 billion.

That's not true yeah I believe that oh oh wrong money hold on which is like 20 bucks okay 72 million my bad

that's still a lot they shot for 72 million is not even that much for a big movie it shows so second unit it shows

it's who wants a second unit what was like what was like the budget for like like Endgame Avengers I bet it was like

300 million probably at least those movies have crazy budgets What was the budget for Endgame, Avengers? I bet it was like $300 million. Probably. Those movies have crazy budgets. Avatar's budget was probably insane. It was probably like a billion dollars. I think that budget is just food. A good amount. A good million.

Eating buffet food every day would suck. Yeah, but if it's good. No, but every day. See, I disagree. I think that's why I try every buffet I could ever come across because if you find the right one, you're good for life. It's not all you can eat unlimited buffets. There's different things on a buffet.

You're making a different meal every day. Having every one of your foods cooked in a pan would get repetitive. $400 million budget movie, I assume the food is probably pretty good. Dude, if you go to one of those Vegas buffets, every day I could go. Really? Yeah. I bet you it's the equivalent of a Vegas buffet, too.

Have something different every day. Not me. You know the budget for Whiplash was like $5 million? No. Isn't that crazy? Never thought about the budget, but now that you say it. Paranormal Activities was like $30,000, wasn't it? $15,000.

Is it really? Wow. That makes sense. That was a dozen questions two weeks ago. I know, because I guessed in my head somewhere in the millions. Yeah, $3 million. Huh. I think it won awards for that or something like that.

Does budget cover like what they pay the actors? Being frugal? Yes. Good question. Everything they pay for is included pay the actors? Yes. Everything they pay for is included in the budget. So now it's not. Paranormal activity wouldn't be $15,000. Those guys weren't... They weren't actors, were they?

Weren't they the people that did it? They were ghosts. They don't have to pay the ghosts. They're not Union. You don't pay the ghosts. You pay ghosts in Ectoplasm. What's his name in Sixth Sense? You can get paid a dollar.

Willis. You find out you're dead. You don't find out he didn't get paid until the end. So technically you're not actually in the movie. So we're not paying you shit. That would be hilarious. Ghosts don't get paid. Patrick Swayze. $ would be hilarious. Ghosts don't get paid. Patrick Swayze.

$15,000. That's insane. Wait, look at post-production. That's cheating. Only $215,000 is still crazy low. Yeah, but... That's still... It's like...

Don't you have to like... Aren't the cameras... Post-production. When they like rent all those cameras, isn't that already like a shit ton of money? It was shot with security cameras. Yeah, it was all... I think $15,000, you could be like,

oh, I did it by myself while I still didn't really have money. But when you add in another $200,000, it's like, oh, you're using other people's money. It doesn't have the same charm. Yeah. What was Blair Witch? That had to have been pretty low, too.

It was probably like $20. Yeah. They don Blair Witch? That had to have been pretty low too. It was probably like 20 bucks. Yeah. They don't even show any ghosts or anything in that. Spoiler. That movie's good.

Spoiler. That movie's not good. Blair Witch? You didn't like that movie? No. Wow. What were they spending that much money on?

Yeah, wait. Breathing heavy and nothing happening? I didn't like that at all, I'll be honest. The ending. Stop spoiling this movie, brother. Didn't that movie come out in like the 19... 24 years old, yeah.

Part of the greatest movie year ever. Really? 99? 99 is considered one of the greatest movie years ever. You're trapped by the 90s. No, the 90s had a phenomenal... 1999 is thought of as one of the greatest movie years ever. Name some, yeah.

The Sixth Sense, you guys already mentioned. I think American Beauty was your best picture. Maybe History X. American Beauty's a pedophile movie, isn't it? No.

No, it wasn't. At every level. The actors, the plot, everything about it is a pedophile movie. The full immersion pedophile. You've never seen American Beauty, have you? No about it's a pedophile movie. The full immersion pedophile. You've never seen American Beauty, have you? No, what was the pedophile storyline in the

next door neighbor thought his kid was sucking Lester's dick? No, he bangs the high school girl. He has a crush, a severe crush. He never bangs her. He has a big crush. He's filming her from next door. And it's Kevin Spacey. Oh, I forgot. The Savari and the Roses. Yeah, okay.

You forgot the Roses? That's the movie poster. Right. I forgot about that. So what else was good that year other than your Fight Club? Was there a Matrix that year? Oh, Fight Club. I don't know. You put me on the spot, but there's a book called... You just came out with a

old take. I'm just saying what Clemmer told me. Oh, Office Space. Have you guys started your podcast? Office Space. Office Space. Yeah, but we're having beef right now because I want to change the name of it. What's the name? I can't tell you because I hate the name.

Are you going to say it? No, please don't say the name. You can say it. It'll kibosh. I didn't say Nick. Please don't say the name because I would like to change the name. It's my boss. It was a Matrix.

Clemmer's his boss. Clemmer's my boss. We're just having problems with the name right now. What is it? What's the name? I don't know when we're going to release it. It doesn't have to be a clever name. What's the podcast about?

Movies in the 90s? Sports movies. Ah. Don't you just call it Sports Movies Podcast? Rip off of the rewatchables just doing sports movies only. So how about Sports Movies Podcast? Two unlikable guys. Clemmer's fine.

Yeah, no, he is. What do you want to call it? Text me. I won't say it. Okay. Text me. I won't say it. No, you...

He'll say it. I won't. I know you, but you'll text it to him, and then he'll say it. Why don't we make it a game? We'll just say the two... It's two words. No, we're not going to say the name, because I don't want to say the name, because I don't even know if I want the damn thing to come out yet.

Well, maybe if you say the name, you can see all the backlash you'll get and you can show it to Clemmer. Josh Duhamel. I'm about to interview him. What's up, Josh? Good to see you, brother. Josh Duhamel. Give me something to ask him. Oh, he's ruggedly handsome.

Oh, is he Ted Hamilton? Yes. And he was married to Fergie. Fuck. I love when I date with Ted Hamilton. I literally have to leave in like two minutes. When was he married to Fergie? A long time.

He looks like he married when she did the National Games. Yes. I literally have to leave in like two minutes. When was he married to Fergie? A long time. He looks like he did it in the early 80s. Was he married when she did the National Games? Yes. He tried to make Draymond Green apologize. When he was shooting a movie in Italy, Fergie flew him in logs of dip. They would dip together. Shut up. What type?

I don't know. That's a good question. I'd be Cope. Bring that up. Draymond Green. Are you sure that happened? Yep. He was handsome as fuck.

Still is. Still is. Did you just see him? What I meant was, when I just saw him, he was handsome as fuck. Still is. Still is. Did you see him? What I meant was, when I just saw him, he was handsome as fuck. Oh, yeah. Still is. He was in a Nicholas Sparks movie. I've got a problem, though, because he's got his new movies with J-Lo.

He went to Minot State? He may ride. Whoa. North Dakota? I don't know what to do about that. Ask him about the South Dakotans. Or is that Minnesota? I think it's North Dakota.

He also looks, though, like he promised to fix your roof and then rip you off. Like a shady contractor a little bit. Which I also like. Yeah, fuck your wife type of. Everybody talks about when to date with Tad Hamilton, but it was so good. Yeah, who was the? Topher Grace. No, no, no.

Hey, Bosworth. No, that movie sucks dick. No, it doesn't. Because Topher Grace is an asshole the whole time. He's not an asshole? You're supposed, yes, re-watch it. Oh, Tad Hamilton is a nice guy. Tad Hamilton deserves the girl. Tad Hamilton Because Topher Grace is an asshole the whole time. He's not an asshole. Yes, re-watch it. Oh, Ted Hamilton is a nice guy. Ted Hamilton deserves the girl. Topher Grace is not an asshole,

but Ted Hamilton is not an asshole. He's an asshole in cell. Ted Hamilton's a very nice guy. He's awesome. You guys want to do the interview? Yes. I don't know anything about him. Hey, Bosworth, this was prime Pete Cape. What else? He's a Vikings fan. No, that's going to be a problem. Who's the girl next door? Pete Bosworth. No, you watch Warrior's Way. Somethingworth, too. What else? He's a Vikings fan. No, that's going to be a problem.

Who's the girl next door? Pete Bosworth. No, you watch Warrior's Way. Something else, Nick. He should have gotten Bosworth and went on a date with Tad Hamilton. Get him to admit that, oh, that's a clip right there, that Topher Grace was an asshole. Topher Grace wasn't an asshole. He watched the movie.

Topher Grace was desperate. And he should have gotten Kate Bosworth? Yes. And then ask about Dippin' Italy. Okay. All right, I'm going to go right now. You guys keep yakking. Can you check back with the Bosworth thing?

I'd like to know. I'll let you know. I'll let you know what he says. I never saw that movie, so it's going to be tough if he has to follow up. We've got to be able to think of a good name for your podcast. We could think of it right now. No, I don't want to. We're a group of clever people.

I don't want to worry about this podcast. Why? You're not going to worry about it. We recorded like the first four. Okay, we're just going to get a name. Is it good? I don't know why it hasn't come out yet. It was fine.

Scratch them. Redo it. That's what I want to do. And I want to do it with another name. But he wants to put out the four we already did with the old name. So we're having beef right now. The idea is you got to put out the four we already did with the old name. We're having beef right now. You've got to put out a new one and then tease it and be like, we actually already recorded four.

He wants to have the discussion about renaming it on a podcast. Why not just have it with all of us? Let's bring him in right now and we can plug in the audio. God damn it. Come on. This is a good promo. Have it out. I don't think he's here today. What about motion pictures and the logo has a bunch of balls in motion?

No. Okay. All right. Sports like it. I like Sass's idea. I think sports movie podcast is the way to go. Sports movie podcast. Yeah.

Okay. The sports movie podcast with Brandon Walker. And the letters are lecturing. Clemmer gets first billing. He gets the first billing? Chris Clemmer gets first billing. It's his idea. How did you decide that?

It's his idea. He asked me to help him do it. This is not a project of mine. I'm helping Clemmer do his project. It's got to be Sports Movie Podcast. Otherwise, when people are scrolling the podcast, they're not going to be like, oh, I want to settle on this one. If it's some kitschy-ass name.

So I think. Sports Movie Podcast is the way to like, oh, I want to settle on this one. If it's some kitschy-ass name. So I think. Sports movie podcast is the way to go. Oh, I like sports movies. I think replay the sports movie podcast. Oh, that's good. And you can make re and play two different colors. Well, you can do play as in like sports play. Right.

So draw like a play, X's and O's. Yeah. And re like a road that's had the tar applied a second time. Wait, what? Was he a dick? No, I read like I was walking to go to the bathroom and I saw him going

to chicks in the office and I was like, wait, what time am I interviewing? And he said 2.30. Oh, okay. I thought it was at 2. You just got a new lease on life and we got the name out of Brandon.

What is it? Oh, we got the name. I want to change it to. Replay. Party says the old name. Replay the sports movie podcast. So wait, did you have sports movie podcast or was that me? Did I. I've already said the old name. Replay the sports movie podcast. So wait, did you have sports movie podcast or was that me? Did I just come up with that?

No, it was Replay the Sports Movie Podcast. We all played against sports. Remember that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's a good name for the podcast. The putting green. That's better than what Brandon said.

You said remember those. No, it still exists. It's a cool thing, yeah. I think they might not. I think they just went under finals. What? Someone in Cartersville. I went to one recently. Oh, played against sports. It's a bash. You get everything. That's. I think they just went under finals. Still won in Cartersville. I went to one recently.

Oh, Play It Again Sports is the best. You get everything. That's where I got all my stuff growing up. Color Blades. Why don't you just call it Play It Again Sports? Oh, if they go under, though. That's what I'm saying. What about Replay It Again Sports, a podcast about sports movies?

Well, that's good. I like that a lot. I like Play It Again Sports. It sounds awesome. I feel like there's some copy. Everyone will know. No, Replay Iaz and Zendaya did that. You're the podcast. You're a lot. Play it again. Sports sounds awesome. I feel like there's some copy. Everyone will know. We'll replay Ayaz and Zendaya did that. You're the podcast.

You're a store. All right. I like that. Yeah. Sports. Play it again. A movie about sports. Movies.

Not a movie. A podcast about sports movies. Just make it a really long name. Has there been any movies about podcasters? Oh, yeah, there was a fucking... Isn't Only Murderers in the Building? E.J. Novak has one. Oh, yeah.

E.J. Novak has a movie about being a podcaster. What about The Recrochables? I like that a lot. Oh, that's great. I love that. Why Crotchables? All right, so it's settled. I love that. Why crotchables? All right, so it's settled. I don't think you're getting it.

They're re-crotchables. It rhymes with re-watchables. It does. What? There's so many things. Crotch is a... That's the name. Everybody loves groin hammer.

Everyone will like that. I like re-crotchables. You just have you and Clemmer peeking out behind a jockstrap. How do you play crotch into the theme of the show? Jockstrap. It doesn't have to be. The name doesn't actually matter.

Recrochables. I like it. There you go. No, not in there at all. That's it. That's it. No, that's it. Get Clemmer in here.

We've got to tell him the good news. The Recrochables. You could be in here. I think you might just be standing sideways. Oh, there you are. Clemmer, come out. That's a great name, Thumber Turn, right? It's not a great name.

Stop doing that. It is. Chad loves it. Recrochables is. I like recrochables. It's the winner. Put up a poll. Recrochables are sports with Brandon Walker and Chris Clark.

I don't get top billing. He does. Why? Because it's his project that he asked me to help him with, not my project that I asked him to help me with. It's his deal. He wanted to do it. So you count it as one of your ten shows, correct?

I don't want to count it as one of my shows. Are you going to do zero prep work for this? You're just going in to talk? Yes. Well, that's a treat. You didn't even watch the movies? I've watched the movies before. The four movies we've already done, I've seen all of them.

He's done episodes. What is it, just a review, or is it like, here's some fun facts you might not have known about? Just a riffing about the movie. Can we guess the four episode movies?

Sandlot. Guess the four movies we've done. Sandlot's number one. I've done the Sandlot. Hoosiers. The Little Giants. Who for three?

Major League. Rocky. Rocky is in the can, yes. Major League. Oh. No. What about the Sasquatchables? Any Given Sunday.

I like that. Just give Sasquatch a feeling. Yeah. You don't have to be on the show. Oh, Rudy. No. Any Given Sunday. Oh.

Fever Pitch. Oh. Friday Night Lights. No. So have you never seen any sports movies? I've seen them all, but we haven't done these.

Fuck, let's do The Departed first. End it like Beckham. Yeah, you should do The Departed. Yeah End it like Beckham. Yeah, you should. Then do The Town. We've got... That's a bad poll. Look how good that looks, too. Recrochables. It's a real zigzag.

I mean, that's 23% really hate this name. Rocky, remember the Titans? Or remember the Titans? Little Big League and something else in the can already. I will say,

if I saw Recrochables, I'm clicking out of sheer curiosity. Especially you and Clem were poking out from behind. Crotchables, right. I'm listening. Opposite sides of the camera. It's a huge jockstrap. You're wearing sunglasses, maybe. How can you tell it's a jockstrap? Will there be an imprint

of penis and balls? You can't tell a jockstrap. If it doesn't have a dick behind it, you don't know if it's a jockstrap. Oh, it's going can't tell a jockstrap. Big floating jockstrap. If it doesn't have a dick behind it, you don't know if it's a jockstrap. Oh, it's going to be an empty jockstrap. What if you recorded

the show in two hanging jockstraps? And then on the waistband it says the recrochables. I like that a lot. We could sell jockstraps. We could sell jockstraps. I love recrochables.

Recrochables with Chris Clemmer. A sports movie podcast featuring Brandon Walker. Yes, that's perfect. That's the official name. Steven, you can see a division. Did it come to you randomly? I had to think about it for a few minutes. I figured you were thinking about it. All your favorite crotchables.

Read down. I'll design it. This is like Uncrustable but recrochable. Oh, okay. And we could throw an Uncrustable in the logo, too. Yes. How about your eating Uncrustable, but recrystallized. Oh, okay. And we could throw an Uncrustable in the logo, too. Yes. Oh, yeah. How about you're eating Uncrustable in the picture?

Free Uncrustable if you download the show. Yes, yes. Presenting sponsor. Romo Coats. If you're behind a jockstrap and you guys are wearing jockstraps, imagine how crazy that would be. And listen, what would it be? And on the jockstrap is also the image of the jockstrap.

Image of the logo, yeah. And you're eating a grape Uncrustable and Clemmer's eating a strawberry. Oh, yeah. So it kind of is giving that vibe like you guys are going

to have different opinions. Right. But it's going to be a good conversation. At the end of the day we still like this. I think Clemmer only eats via photosynthesis.

Clemmer's absorbing the Uncrustable and you're eating it. He's just laying on him. He's got laying on him He has an open wound Oh I'm so full I got some peanut butter on a paper I won't have to eat for a month So we're settled?

I like that name. Recrochables. It feels good to say it. Y'all don't have to convince me. You have to convince Clemmer. Now we can tell. Recrochable. Clemmer, come here.

Somebody on Twitter done a quick mock-up of this yet? Because if so, we could show it to them. Oh, you guys can get Shannon to do the song, the intro song for you. Do you want to go grab them? Fuck Shannon. She does the songs, our fart notes. I didn't know we had her on a first

name basis. We do. Can I shout out FSU Brando with the Stephen Che Boulevard of Broken Dreams parody because that was really fucking good. I usually think those parodies are hard to make funny, but it was really good. Shout out FSU Brando on Twitter. Shout out FSU Brando.

Have you guys seen the latest Mean Girls thing taking the internet by storm? What is it? Alex Bennett is arguing that it's okay for a wife or girlfriend, significant other, to go on her significant other's guy's trip. I mean, this is, come on, that's not real. She recently did. She did. What? Excuse me, but on, that's not real. She recently did. What? Excuse me, but it was his 30th birthday.

Poor Graham. Yeah. TJ has that clip up. What the fuck? Why does the one girl on the guy's trip have to automatically be the worst? Like, why can't I just be chilling with you guys? I know.

Because society makes it seem like men always hate their girlfriends and wives. No. And like, we're the lame ones. It doesn't have to be that way. Because I think a lot of people, it's about 50-50, but a lot of people I know don't like their significant other. Like it's sad, but they're not friends with them. I think I hate these two.

A lot of men date girls. This is like what your podcast could be. Like we talked about yesterday. Caretakers. You and Clem are doing this? What? To be their arm candy. And girls date guys to, unfortunately,

pay the bills or take care of them. And that maybe was more back in the day. But not a lot of people date people that they're friends with. 18 million views. Yes. What the fuck? Az is getting off on this right now.

Mean Girl strikes again. It's a copy. It's a guy's trip. What are we talking about? This can't be real. She went on a guy's trip? Yeah. Where?

There they are right there. That's them? Yeah. Colorado yeah five guys or something like that i mean this is the same guy i i i don't i need to pink whitney tag step back from this because i'm gonna say some things i don't want to say it's just saying dude i got railroaded by jordan how we went to this dinner with gran the other night and then on her TikTok the next day, she was like, I'm kind of happy

that I'm single because you ever go out to dinner with other couples and wonder if they're even really happy? What? I was like, what the fuck?

Oh my God, dude. Are you preying on my downfall? Damn. It's not about any of the couples I'm with, but I just randomly saw this after I went out to dinner with some couples. That's her projecting. She wants to be in a relationship. That would be like me saying,

I'm kind of happy that I'm not in really good shape because then I'd have to maintain that. Yeah. Did you yell to your wife in the other bedroom to come look at this? Put your bitch ass in here. Sorry, Jordan, but I think you might be projecting on that. Did you yell to your wife in the other bedroom to come look at this? Put your bitch ass in here! Sorry, Jordan, but I think you might be projecting a lot. It's gone now,

so I don't know if she got negative feedback or maybe she doesn't feel the same way anymore. He deleted it? I was just like, damn! I'm on TikTok too, bro! The person who's like, oh, I'm single, I'm just working on myself. It's like, no'm single. I'm just working on myself. It's like, no, you probably would like to not be.

Yeah. I mean, she seemed like she was having fun. I'm like wine a little too much. Have a boyfriend. I got put in the blender. I never felt that way about you and your wife. Is Alex here? Guys get along great.

It's never awkward. Is Alex here? Guys get along great. It's never awkward. Is Alex here? I can't believe that take. I mean, I guess they're doing their job. She had to go to make sure Graham wasn't jerking off. I'll go to a laugh and look for her. I mean, it's good by them. They're getting the views.

They're getting people talking about it. She's also been on, it might be good, but she's been mixing Diet Coke with everything. She's like, Diet Coke and champagne. What was the name of it? Champagne. Coke. Cocaine. Cocaine.

Yeah, that's what it was called. And she was like, it's delicious. She said it tastes like. I won't lie. I actually did want to try it. Yeah, I want to try it too. And then she tried it with fucking red wine. And it's like, does it always. That sounds terrible she tried it with fucking red wine and it's like,

does it always... That sounds terrible. Is it always delicious? No, Pat drinks Coca-Cola with red wine. Whoa, I can see that all the time. I want to try both of those.

There's a name for it. It's called like a Don Conero or something. I just fucked that up. They call it the Franklin Cooler. Franklin Cooler. Yeah, he's...

That's like his name. Why did you say the thing you said? I liked the Don Conero. He called it something like a calamara. I don't know. Don Con calamara I don't know Duncaniero Duncaniero sounds good

Something like Duncaniero or the Franklin Cooler I don't know, one of the two I have no idea That's a crazy mix But if it's the wave, I'll get on it The other wave is Mike's Hard Cranberry And Gatorade Limon.

The lemon. The lime one. The cucumber lime. I haven't had it yet. If you mix it, it tastes like the absence of taste. Really? Yeah, shit. Like a black hole in your tongue?

Yep. Black hole tongue. Wait, what? What erases? Little 90s. Like Cranberry, Mike's Hard, and Gatorade, Lemon. By the way, Alex did explain it. I guess she was invited.

And it was all the other girls were invited and they couldn't go. It wasn't an original guy's trip. Right. Right. And it was his 30th birthday. That's totally different. So. And she tried to bail but probably still shouldn't have gone.

So she knows. So we're fine Yeah Fine There's more of me Getting bodied about At dinner That sucks

That hurts That hurts I had to look in the mirror Long and hard She broke you down I know I thought I was The battle rapper

Is there anyone else There whose marriage Looked like it was on the rocks Look here they go I mean Graham and Graham and fucking... Alex were there, and then two other couples from

Oklahoma. Ron, you belong to an entire social circle of Barstool people that dinner together a lot. What do you mean? It seems like you dinner together a lot. No, this is... I mean, my wife is friends with Alex. The entire cast of the Jersey Shore.

I was in the elevator with all of them. I saw you getting in. I didn't know who they were. I thought it was the Kardashians based on how they carried themselves. They've all just been walking through the halls of the office with full glasses of white wine too. Just like the tallest glasses of white wine.

Dina. Dina or Deanna? How the fuck do you say her name? I saw them all downstairs jamming into the elevator and you say her name? Dina, I think. Yeah, I saw them all downstairs jamming into the elevator, and I was like, oh, they're sass jamming right in with them. Where's our security guard hugging them? Because he's a Glee.

Italians. Might be. They might know each other somehow. You should go speak their language. Me? To a run. Fasoli. Italian.

Yeah, Fasoli. He's been geeking. think you gotta fade for this wait what he does look different yeah looks good he really does he's like standing tall

it's good posture I overheard Fasoli and Blattman having a conversation it was very funny it was like Blattman was like you have to tell me

that you have other things to do when I ask you to do something. Like, basically saying, like, Fasoli, like, you can't work all the time. Yeah. Like, you're trying to do everything. That's so funny. Yeah. They should just stop asking him to do stuff then. Yeah, he was, Blattman was just like, when I ask you to do something, you have to tell me if you have

something else also scheduled. You can't just work constantly. He's doing freelance stuff for Barstool Ange now. Yeah. See? I wish Fasoli came out with a mudslide in the glass when they were all carrying around their white wine. A martini glass, sloshing it.

Dina, JWoww, Vinny. JWoww looks amazing. She's a whole new woman. I never saw this show. She does look amazing. Because it came out in the 2000s, probably. If it came out in the 90s. Of course.

It would be on Uncrouchables. Yes, yeah. Uncrouchables. Oh, I love it. Wait, Uncrouchables or Recrouchables? Oh, it's confusing with Uncrouchables. The Uncrouchables. The Uncrouchables would be awesome.

I like the Uncrouchables. If you guys are standing Pantless with no dicks Yeah Like smooth like It could be the end Of the show Every episode

It could also be Uncrotchables or recrotchables No it's the recrotchables But at the end of the show Is it a crotchable Or uncrotchable movie Yeah Binary scale

Is it recrotchable Or uncrotchable We're giving it Zero crotchables I like the uncrotch I like uncrotchables Yeah uncrotchables You want to crotch up This crotch But you can't. I like the uncrotch. I like uncrotchables. Yeah, uncrotchables. You want to crotch up this crotch, but you can't.

This movie was completely uncrotchable. Don't even try to crotch it again. Feels good to say them out loud. Uncrotchable. Presented by Uncrustables. Uncrotchable. It's not the worst name I've ever heard. It's not bad.

What's the original name? I'd rather not say it. Why are you trying to protect it? Because I don't like it. Exactly. So we'll put it to bed. We'll tell you. I'll tell you. It's bad. The real name is crotch Because I don't like it. Exactly. So we'll put it to bed. We'll tell you. I'll tell you.

It's bad. The real name is Crotchables. You know the name. Yes. It's bad? Yes. It is bad. Is it like wood and bats?

Do you want me to whisper it into the mic or into your ear? No, no, no. Don't whisper it anywhere. It's what it indicates to you. Don't say it. Don't. No. I've already said it this episode.

Because I'm super nice about it. Oh. Isn't it replay? Just sneak it in? Yeah. Replay? It's not replay. Play it again, sports?

No, no, no. What is it? Say it again. One more time. Don't. Rewind. You in? Replay? It's not replay. Play it again, sports? No, no, no. What is it? Say it again. Don't rewind. You have to have Clemmer's permission. If you're embarrassed to say the name

of your potential show, that's a bad name. Replay? Okay, then we're not going to use sports. Trust me. Clemmer's the one that's married to it.

Clemmer! Why isn't Clemmer here? Where is he? That sounded like you were in the wife calling. The husband calling. Clemmer! I want to eat Clemmer.

Y'all got to talk to Clemmer. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris! Did you see that? Did you talk about that? wife calling. The husband calling. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. Did you see that? Did you talk about that? The wife calling competition? Yeah, we watched it last week. Oh, okay. My bad.

That was hard to listen to. Danny. Stop, Danny. Putting in work, my boy. I think Danny just gave... Oh, my God. He's just throwing the digits around. A live body.

He just added the digits to the phone. Did you see how he slid her his mouth? He's sliding math. Let him have it. Let him have it. Sliding math like an advocate. Did she get his? He's about to take her behind the security desk.

Oh my god. Are they going to do a picture now? Oh, look at him smiling. Oh no. Oh my God, I gotta call you. Let me call you later on. Is this a TikTok? He's showing her the video. Showing her the video of the throwing out.

This is me fucking another girl. You want to try this? You ever heard of Alex Stein? Yeah, I fucking knocked his ass out right here. I fucked up Alex Stein. Wait, we... Get him in here. Danny?

Half my buddies are firefighters. That's my old friend, Clemmer. All right, Clemmer. What's the name of your movie podcast? What's... Hey, do you like to... Do you want to say it? Because we got a new name.

We don't have the socials yet, but does it matter? No. I don't like the name, but I'd like to change it. We're throwing out that name. You don't even know what it is. Is it good it matter? No. I don't like the name. I'd like to change it. We're throwing out that name. You don't even know what it is. Is it good? I like it. I give it like a B.

Why wouldn't you want an A name? We went back and forth. How many? I mean, 75 different names. Yeah. Probably coursed it by three weeks. Can we see that full list? I would love to see the full list.

We don't have a list. It's not written down. No. And it's not a list. It was more of a back and forth correspondence. Over what? Text? Over text, yes.

So there's a list. Is it punny? Is it silver screen pass? No, it's not. That's great. That is phenomenal. If it were that, we would be there already. Silver screen pass?

There's a screen pass in football? I know what it is. I get it. I like we would be there already. It's over a screen pass? There's a screen pass in football. I know what it is. I get it. I understand. I like our name better than that. Yours is just a reference to a sports movie. You got to say it. No one cares that much.

It's not that good of a sports movie. Say it. Why do I have to say it? It's dodging wrenches. Dodging wrenches? Oh, I thought it was throwing wrenches. Oh, wait. I've heard this.

Dodge a wrench. You can dodge a ball. But this is like cutting stems or snuffing torches. That's not bad, but that's just so typical of a podcast. Agreed. That's why I like replaying. It was your name. Replay.

I came up with all the names, Clemmer. All the ones we went with, yeah. Yes. I thought of some ideas. You didn't like them. Well, your idea is clever. Forget it. Dodging wrenches isn't even – like dodgeball is barely a sport.

I don't even call it a sports movie. Well, I don't like it. Right, yeah, I don't like that. Whatball is barely a sport I don't like it What do you think about I'll let Stephen Shea present to you the new name Okay So Brandon said he wanted something that's kind of like The rewatchables So due to rhyming purposes And also the hilarity of

Broin humor I thought about the re-crotchables And our work is done here. That'll be a $50,000 consulting fee. You guys are like peeking out from behind the big jockstrap.

And everything that you watch is either uncrotchable or crotchable or recrotchable. Then that's how you... I feel like you're not into this, Clem. We worked really hard on this.

I kind of feel like you could be a little bit more enthusiastic. Movies being crotchable gets your loins going. Right. You look so animatronic right now. I do? Yeah.

And it's a jockstrap, so it's about sports movies. Feeling the drums for Mr. Munch. I like your name better. But here's the problem. What the? So here's the issue. We already have four episodes. We can say, oh, after this, we rename the show.

You think four is not a lot. No, but it's enough, right? We could just redo the four. We got to redo the four? Just bleep out the Taylor Swift. Why don't you just have the old name? And then just change it, and it'll be like the AD era. Dixie Chicks still have CDs that say Dixie Chicks?

Yeah, but that's the Dixie Chicks, man. We're not Natalie and fuck. Come on. We're not the Dixie Chicks. There was that say Dixie Chicks. Yeah, but that's the Dixie Chicks, man. We're not Natalie and... Come on. We're not the Dixie Chicks. There was a whole season of The Fresh Prince. You're selling yourself short, brother. Oh, man. What about Live, Die, Repeat? They changed the name of that movie.

That's right. It was so great. Then they went crazy. Recrochables. So, what's the holdup? With Recrochables or with Brandon's idea? I don't think you've got the full name. The full name is supposed to be Recrochables,

a sports movie podcast with Chris Clemmer featuring Brandon Walker. Oh, I like that. No, it's Recrochables with Chris Clemmer, a sports movie podcast featuring Brandon Walker. Why isn't it just Chris Clemmer's Recrochables? Oh, okay. Sports movie podcast. I like that.

I like that a lot. Brandon Walker. All right, Clemmer. recrochables. Oh, okay. Spirits movie podcast. I like that. I like that a lot. Brandon Walker. All right, Clemmer, so your name is SEO. It's the first name that comes up, so that will give you the highest ceiling

of searchability. I mean, I am the most, you know, there's no rules with me in your podcast. I'm the most popular and media savvy person in the company,

so that makes a lot of sense. So let's go with it. Definitely put my name in the hot build. Can we all shake hands on this one? Yeah, I think that's... So if we went with Brandon's name,

you don't think that'd be too confusing? What about, what, Recrochables? Recrochables? No, I don't think Recrochables is going to work. Why? I'm going to veto Recrochables. What does it matter what the title is? Merch?

I think it matters. Nobody has podcast merch. I would buy that shit so fast. Recrochables? Recrochables tea? Yeah. You'd walk around with my face peeking out of a jockstrap? I don't think I've ever seen podcast merch in I would buy that shit so fast. Recrochables? Recrochables tee? Yeah. You'd walk around with my face

peeking out of a jockstrap? I don't think I've ever seen podcast merch in a while. Yeah, exactly. But we would wear it. If it was in cursive and the C was

the R and the C recrochables. I'm thinking how I'm thinking is like a nice a nice hairy pair of thighs. Okay.

Yes. Yes. In the center you have a jockstrap. See how you're laughing at this? No one laughed at the other titles. It's mad fun. You guys are peeling out. Your faces are kind of poking out.

Right. Were the testicles? No, you're not the testicle. The way he just described it, we were the testicles. No, but you're in the jockstrap and you're peeking out. We're testicles. No, you're like Lilliputians. What if it's like one of those long t-shirts, like a beach body t-shirt, and it's just a

hairy body, and then their faces? Yes. Right where your genitals are. Like, yeah, you could go with a towel. You could make a towel out of it. Let's do Chris Clemmer Presents Recrochables. A sports movie podcast featuring Brandon Walker. Why do you just have that one parentheses?

Yeah, that looks better. I don't even have my whole name. All right, this is perfect then. Whatever fits on there is probably the best way to optimize. What are the four movies that we did? Rocky. I think Recrochables is in parentheses too. The Big League.

The Big League. It's the other one. Miracle. We did Miracle. Oh, nice. What about Remember the Crotchables? Why would Crotchable even be in it at all? That doesn't rhyme with Titans.

Why would they play this? Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. We could do a thing where we dub in the name. Yes, there you go. Now we're thinking.

The name being on four episodes is not a big deal. We can work around that. Stephen Chase went from Surf and Turf to something else in the middle of a fucking podcast run. Yeah, it works every time. The graphics department

created a logo. It's a going deep. Changing the name. Personally, I do think you should dub in the name. What was the original name Unwrenchables or whatever the Unwrenchables

because then what if people really like it and they're like oh what podcast is that and someone's like Dodging Wrenches and then they're like I couldn't find that but I found this other really good podcast called Chris Clemmer Presents Recrochables sports movie podcast so have you introduced the podcast

like in the pre-recorded episodes as Dodging Wrenches? Yes. Hey, we will never promo this again if the title is not The Recrochables. I'm on the show, Rowan. I can just say it out loud. I guess you could say it. Just mute your mic. And I want Clemmer to have the utmost success.

Why does my name keep disappearing like it's in quicksand? There's too many words. I lost a letter. Now you lost multiple. You lost your whole last name. I could do it like this, but then Clemmer's name wouldn't be in it. That's not going to work.

You've got to go diagonal, I think. Oh, yeah. Oh! There you go. This should just be the logo. We should just screenshot this. Yeah, look at you guys. Yeah! JPEG logo. I mean just screenshot this. Yeah, look at you guys. Yeah.

JPEG logo. I mean, I have to admit, it is catchy. It does kind of roll off the tongue. Okay, so can we get a guarantee? What if I make the logo and get it to you by end of day? I'll take a look at it for sure. No, no, no, no, no. Come on, man.

Don't play with us. My time not valuable? It's very valuable. How can I commit to something I haven't seen yet? That's foolish. That's bad business. We all agree on that. No, you've seen it, though.

I haven't seen the logo. So if you commit to the name, he'll give you multiple mock-ups of the logo if you don't like the first one. This is a nice show we're trying to do, you know? I know. Like I said, I like you a lot, Climber. Yeah, that's good. We'll promote it ad nauseum if this is the name. If this is not the name, we won't speak of it again.

I'd like to point out that you guys put a lot of work into this. Yes, I agree, dude. I feel like we've been busting our ass. You guys put a lot of promotion into wrestling, too. Yeah, and it did really, really well. It did. Name re-crotchable is already in the act four. It's so well that they had to cancel it.

It's the zeitgeist. Imagine your movie rating if it's like you build a crotch. We got a thigh, groin, left ball. Yeah. That's three out of five. I don't think thigh is part of the crotch. Well, there's a crease. Nick, when you make the graphic, I want you to do the full dick and balls and then do the jockstrap over it.

Yeah. Gladly, boss man. I need you to go full detail. I want to know there's a pair of dick and balls under that jockstrap. What are your reservations? What are your guys' reservations? Like, what's holding you back from recrossables? You don't think people will take your comedy podcast seriously?

It wasn't really a comedy podcast. There's glimmers on it, but it's... Glimmer is funny. Thank you. That's why he got hired. It's fine. And just, man, I know how to read. He doesn't like that, you know?

Yeah, that title's too long for Brandon. Yeah, it's a long lot of words. Is that the word, Brandon? Recrochable. If you can read, you'll approve this title right now. I love this name. It goes so hard. I feel like it's a little long at this point.

Oh, but I like it long. I like it long. Yeah, I like it. And plus, you just have the recrochables be the main legible part of it, and everything else can be in fine print. I have an issue. When it blows up and it becomes a gigantic podcast and we sell it to a presenting sponsor,

how could they present it if Chris Clemmer's already presenting it? No, because he's double presented. It's meta meta. How are you going to work that into the title? Meta meta. Clemmer presents. Let's say the Barstool Sportsbook is the presenting sponsor. The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. How are you going to work that into the title? Clemmer Presents. Let's say the Barstool Sportsbook is the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

Can you add the Barstool Sportsbook Presents to the front of that title? It's actually very easy. There's a template for that. So it'll just be a bottom ribbon and a logo on the top left. Is there any fear that sponsors might not want to sponsor a show called The Retroxables? A couple of our biggest advertisers are...

I think we've got bigger worries than that as far as sponsors go. This is almost a shoe-in for Roman. Look how good that is. I love it. All right, so it's a done deal. Look how good that is. That looks like a bowling pin that's suspended above the... It's like the one pin that was left.

I do need thighs. I'm going to need thighs. I like this. I like it minimal. I've got to say, that's not a bad start. Who made that? That's lovely. That looks like the above of I've got to say, that's not a bad start. Who made that? That's lovely. That looks like the above of a basketball court.

Yes, it looks like a fucking backboard. Or, oh, no, the above of, I understand, like a bird's eye down. What do you like better, Brandon? Recrochables or your idea from earlier this morning? Any idea other than recrochables. Can we practice like a recrochable? You guys don't take it. I'm going to make my own podcast and keep the name.

You have a ton of followers. It's still going to be said presenting Chris Klemmer. Remember, bring us into the recrochables. Hold on, let me get some intro music. Roan will make the theme song. Of course. Oh, wow, that'd be nice. I'd like to point out, Roan sang the theme song to Rasslin

and it went viral right it did and it was amazing I sometimes pull up that video and listen to it because it's so good why did that get cancelled you got too many viewers

it's true everything was good about it it was really to just get ahead of the Saudi sale of WWE so you wouldn't have to get in bed with but then we would've

we would've had to know a board member or something. That's still a problem? Okay, pretend like you guys are entertaining the show. The Recrochables. Welcome back to The Recrochables. I'm Chris Clemmer. This is Brandon Walker, and today we're talking about the movie Bad News Bears Go to Japan.

I didn't know. I didn't like that one. You didn't even do the full name. I'm sorry. Barstool. Hang on, hang on, hang on. I'll make it more grandiose. Let's run it back, Roan.

I'll make it more grandiose. Roan, you play Brandon. I'll play Chris. All right, perfect. All right, run it back. Cinema. Sports. The two things that make you happy.

What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Recrochables. Oh, fuck. Now you got me. Now you're fucking me up. That's your fault. Let's do it one more. One more.

Nick, you got to be. Do one more. Give me one more. No, I got it. I'll nail it this time. Brandon, you scream left side and you scream strong side. Yeah. Yeah.

Wait. So wait. It's Chris Clemmer Presents. Okay, I got it. I got it. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the first ever episode, Chris Clemmer Presents Re-Crochables,

a sports movie podcast featuring my co-host, Brandon Walker. I just shot a varmint in my backyard with a shot-off shotgun! Brandon, let's talk about Rudy. A great movie, a classic. You think that's re-crotchable or uncrotchable? I think that it's 100% crotchable, and I'll tell you why. It had a little something to do with this. Rudy, just like the Rudy Tutie Fresh and Fruity Pancake that you can get down at IHOP, our presenting sponsor. Wow.

Oh, I love that. Doesn't that sound natural? It's electric. You guys try it out. I think I might be out on the whole idea now. No. I didn't sell you. All right.

I think we should go with replay. That was Brandon's idea. Yeah. All right. I think we should go with replay. Oh. That was Brandon's idea. Yeah. I like replay a lot. I was fearful of- I think that one's empty. Yeah, it is.

I'm just dying for more. That's the thing about Red Bull. Gives you wings. Come on, man. All right. I would film a test pilot of recrochables. Oh, okay. Sure. It's okay. Sure.

It's a crazy name. So what metric would you need to make it work? Or you guys are really against this and we're pushing too hard? I'm in a little bit. We're pushing too hard. Okay, fair enough. Your guys' podcast. Oh, bad news.

Recratchables is already taken? The whole name. No. Oh, no. ESPN. Oh, no. Jesus Christ. Wow. Damn it whole name. No. Oh, no. ESPN. Oh, no. Jesus Christ. Damn it.

Simmons. Wow. Or whoever the fuck works there still. That failing company. What? Laugh at them. Oh, wow. Somebody grabbed it on Twitter already? All right, we'll get it back.

Well, that doesn't matter because that's not even close to the full name. Yeah. I'm sorry. Who's grabbing that on Twitter? Somebody has a lot of time. Who's doing that? All right. There is a podcast called Instant Replay, just so you know.

It used to be just Replay, but there is a podcast also called that. I checked. Probably six. Yeah. Six of every podcast name, though. Except for... Probably not Recrochables. Yeah, probably not Chris Lennon's Recrochables.

Right. Sports movie podcast featuring Brandon Walker. So what do you guys want this show to be like? It's like Siskel and Ebert, I think, but a little bit more fun. Sports Movie Podcast. You realize what they're doing. We're too deep. It's going to be the name of the show.

Oh, yeah. I already embraced it. It's for Recrochables. It's going to have to be Recrochables. I'm going to say it. Yes, Recrochables, yes. Yeah. We're both going to be like...

At this point, we'd be silly to turn away from. We are the recrochables. No, no, no. Now it sounds like you're making us a team. We're in a scrotum together. I'm one nut, you're on the other nut. This is going to happen. I don't want to be like a tag team with you.

We're in the same scrotum. This is happening. Just embrace it. Brandon Walker, you mean one half of the same scrotum. This is happening. Just embrace it. Oh my God. Brandon Walker, you mean one half of the Recrochables? Every sports movie has.

What? Recrochables, two nuts talking sports movies. That's pretty good. Two nuts talking ball. Right. Recrochables. Yeah, that's the slogan.

Two nuts talking ball. Oh, this is so good. So now it's Chris Clemmer presents Recrochables. Two Nuts Talking Ball. Oh, this is so good. So now it's Chris Clemmer Presents Uncrouchables. Two Nuts Talking Ball. Sports movie podcast featuring Brandon Walker. Your logo is going to look like a fucking eye chart. There's a slogan inside the title.

We're helping you so much. How are people going to know what it's about? All right. We should record this during the yak. We should record episodes of the Recrochables during the yak. I don't know how that would work. How would that work? I don't know. Why are you

looking at me? He said it. How would that work? We like do the episode during the yak. We'll give you guys pointers. So you have unlimited resources. Since you've guys pointers. So you have unlimited resources. Since you've taken our advice, you have unlimited resources of us. I love this name. What if you put this?

I think we could add on. If you put this out, if you choose this name, your first five episodes we will also put on the Yak YouTube. So that's 100K subscribers. Nice little bump up. Our graphics team will make you a graphic. God damn it. Why is Kirk Minahan texting me about the name of the fucking show? Does he like it?

Does he like the Recrochables? Is he on board? Do you need his permission? Oh, I'm just asking. I respect his advice. He said, what is the name of the podcast with Clemmer? He's fishing. Yeah.

Why would he ever text me about that? Well, send him the full name right there. Send him the name. It's time to scream. All right. Chris Clemmer presents Recrochables. Colon. Two Nuts Talking Ball.

I love how we forced this to make perfect sense. Two Nuts Talking Ball is amazing. Chris Clemmer presents Recrochables. Presented by... I have a question. In Recrochables, is thechables. Presented by. I have a question. In recrochables, is the C capitalized or just the R?

C. I would like the C to be. Yeah, the R is going to catch a capital. Of course the R. The second R? You've got to capitalize the second R, too. Should the C be capitalized? Yes. Yes, I think so.

I don't think so. It doesn't have to be. I think it really drives home in a long word. You wouldn't capitalize it. Yeah, if you didn't capitalize it, people would have trouble pronouncing it. They'd be like recro. Recrochables.

I think the recrochables. I'm going to keep the two-nuts-talking ball out of it. I think that's just a slogan. Whoa, no, no, no. That goes in parentheses. When have we steered you wrong? You could honestly throw two-nuts-talk talking ball at the end if you want. Sports movie confidence.

I don't think that makes sense. No, it doesn't. You're right. Somebody in the chat made a good point. It does easily shorten down to C-K-P-R-T-N-T-B-A-S-M-P-F-E-W. A sports movie podcast. That's a good point. And it should note, as heard live on the Yak, isn't that if you record it here?

It's like an oral tradition. Right. All right. So Chris Glimmer presents Recrochables, Two Nuts Talking Ball, a sports movie podcast featuring Brandon Walker. Yes. Yeah. Did you send it?

Let's see what Menahan says about that. How many lines was that on the typical iPhone? Oh, that's four solid lines. Love that. Paragraph. That's amazing, dude. I'm pissed. What are you guys watching?

What are you guys doing? Oh, we're just watching Chris Klemmer Presents. Recrochables. Maybe a recrochable looks like an uncrustable, but it's like Rangoon material and filled with ham. Menahan said, come on, I'm not that dumb. Oh, but I am. We don't know.

We're working on the name. That guy rules. Oh, he's awesome. Who's that? Josh Duhamel. God damn it. He's very nice. He came over.

He was talking football with everybody. No kidding. You guys want to pitch him the podcast? Yeah. Josh Duhamel was just in there talking football. Josh Duhamel says yes. Yeah. What if he's the first guest?

Sure. He hasn't been in a sports movie. Yeah, he was. What was he in? He's in the Transformers. Tad Hamilton. Went on a date with Tad Hamilton. Is he in a sports movie?

I get him and Josh Lucas confused. Was he an athlete in Tad Hamilton? Yes. Oh, he was an actor. He did Chad News Bears? He wasn't in that one. Alright. No. That's Billy Bob Thornton. Oh, the new one. Yeah.

Billy Bob Thornton. Yes, it was. Fine, yeah. Did you say you're wrong? I love this. No, it's fine. When I see this, I think, that's too nuts talking ball. I forgot Ramona and Beezus was a movie. I never watched it, but I read all the books. Great books, right?

Huh? Great books. Safe Haven. What a twist. What street do they live on? I remember. Safe Haven. Look at that.

Ramona Quimby. What was that? City in Oregon. Dude, my mom used to make me watch that movie when I was young. Henry Huggins. I was horrified of it. The Henry's dog name. Ribsy.

I've got two whole conversations going on. Yeah. There was Henry and Ribsy. There was Henry and Beezus. There was Ramona and Beezus. Ribsy. Like everyone almost. We've got two whole conversations going on. Yeah. There was Henry and Ribsy. There was Henry and Beezus. There was Ramona and Beezus. There was Ramona the pest. Ramona the brave. Ramona and her mother.

Ramona and her father. All right. Save it for the cast, boys. Well, this is talking about Beverly. Three books. 1970. She just died. You're going to get off topic.

It's bound to happen. I was 100 years old. That's what people are going to love the most about the show, when you start getting off topic and start just being yourself. And you go, I thought this was Two Nuts talking ball. This is Two Nuts talking everything. I'm having a ball. Two Nuts in their bag.

You guys could call your fans Third Nuts. Oh, yeah. Call them pubes. You don't seem as excited as everyone else is in the room about the name, Brandon. I'm not. I'm going to make a logo. If the logo's good. If the logo's good.

Yeah, as long as it's, like, tasteful, but elegant. I think Nick can pull it off. I feel like we could take some words out of the title. Maybe just recrochets. Why? I think Chris Clemmer presents it a lot because he's not really presenting it. He's a part of it. Yeah, he's presenting it.

It was my idea, but that's okay. Who did you present the idea to? I presented it to Jeff D'Lo who suggested Brandon become involved, so I did actually present it. So I appreciate it, Jeff. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah.

I want to be popular. Do you think the four episodes we've done are good? Yeah, I do. I think they're okay. We can do better. I think we can do better. I think the second episodes we've done are good? Yeah, I do. I think they're okay. We can do better. I think we can do better. I think the second one is the worst. Remember the Titans?

I think that's the weakest one. I got an idea. Don't put out the bad ones. Yeah, don't put out the bad ones. I don't think it's bad. I just don't think it's the best. Well, then don't put it out. I thought that was one of our better ones.

I thought Miracle was the worst. Really? You guys did Miracle? Huh? You guys did Miracle? Give him a line from it, Sass. Give him that speech from Miracle. What is the one line that I like?

Oh, he's like, you want me to take your test? I'll take your test. Line, you know that? Oh, yeah. You guys know that movie? You've got to get on the show. It's a good line. All right, you guys decide what the next movie is.

Basketball. You already have the next movie. You don't want to watch it. I don't want to watch Cinderella Man. I don't want to because I've never seen it. Cinderella Man is a very good movie. You never saw it. It's about re-watching.

You should watch it. I've never watched the goddamn thing. You can't re-watch. Is this all like it's any sports movie? Yeah. Every sports movie. We're going to cover every movie anyway. I don't want to do Cinderella Man.

Why? I don't want to have to stop and watch something. I want to do something I've already watched. You should watch it anyway to prep for the show. You can do Moneyball. Moneyball's the best sports movie ever. Yeah, do one that you can talk about the absurdity of. Major League's your favorite sports movie.

Air Bud. Air Bud. Nobody doesn't care about what my favorite things are. That's not true. I care about them, and I care about making fun of them. This podcast is going to be so good. It's going to be so good. I care about judging them.

It's a little too much going on there. I like it. I can't even see the jockstrap anymore. The first one I liked. No, I was thinking you guys were cartoons. I wasn't thinking you guys were going to be real pictures of yourself. Well, I've been compared to a Pixar character a number of times, so that shouldn't be a problem.

Which one? Just think generic. I think Nick said I was a generic Pixar character. He said you look like the Pixar character. Taking out the trash. Taking out the trash, and then the bag rips from the bottom when he sees something crazy. Oh, I was thinking the lamp. Yeah.

A little mean. That's fine. What does that mean? You're thin. I have lamp features. I'll acknowledge that. Yeah, you're bright. You're bright as hell.

Right. Exactly. It's all fair. We'll figure it out. I'll acknowledge that. Yeah, you're bright. You're bright as hell. You're bright. Exactly. It's all fair. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. I'm excited for this. Genuinely. I think he's going to make the company so much fucking money.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think that renewal for me is a lock now. Would you be mad if this turned out to be your biggest thing you've ever done? I would be absolutely destroyed. First episode gets like half a million views. I'd be so pissed off turned out to be your biggest thing you've ever done? I would be absolutely destroyed. First episode gets like half a million views. I'd be so pissed off.

I want to do wrestling, but I'm dicking around having to do something with you. You're talking about movies with me as opposed to some fake thing with guys. Wrestling's not fake. Oh, alright, yeah, it's real. Movies are real, but wrestling's not. You guys are on Jimmy Fallon next week. The new podcast has been storming the circuit.

Coming out strong, Chris Clemmer presents Recrochables, the nuts talking, two nuts talking ball. See, it is a little tough to remember, but you'll get the hang of it.

I think two nuts talking ball is too much. No, two nuts talking ball is perfect. That's what makes it make sense. Sports movie podcast featuring Brandon Walker. Shouldn't that just be

on our movie poster? Two nuts talking ball? That's our tagline. Recrochables, twouts Talking Ball is the slimmest you could get this. Right. What happens if it's successful and we add a third nut along the way? Who would be added? It's Three Nuts Talking Ball. Who would be?

Huh? Who would be added? I don't know. What if. What if. Jason Statham. Josh Duhamel. What if Dwayne The Rock Johnson wants to join?

I don't know. What if anybody wants to join? What if Kevin Costner, he's been in a lot of sports movies, wants to join full-time? You can change it to Nuts About Talking Ball. Oh, I like that, yeah. Well, no, I think adding Costner, we could just add a couple of guys, Nuts About Talking Ball.

We have to plan for adding Costner eventually. Risk Cover presents Recrochables, three nuts talking ball, a sports movie podcast between Brandon Walker and Kevin Costner. No jockstrap has three nuts in it. No, you don't know that. I'm sure maybe it was one guy who had an ailment or something. We don't know what people have.

Or you could be like now featuring Kevin Costner at the end. Yeah. Award-winning actor. Now featuring Ego. I mean, technically it's four nuts Talking Ball because you have four nuts. I don't know about that at all. Well, I guess it'd be six nuts we see your guys nuts

i bet your nuts are sharp they're cubes i don't have cube nuts oh no no no no yeah. Stop that rumor right now. I do not have cube nuts. I don't think you do. I think you have two-dimensional nuts. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no.

My testicle's just fine. Why'd you make that a singular? My testicles are just fine. You said my testicle's just fine. My testicles are just fine. I talk too fast, maybe. But, no, my testicles are fine. They're not cubes.

You got cube pubes his pubes his right angles minecraft nuts nope absolutely not your podcast is gonna be so good brother it's gonna be great you guys have a really good dynamic because i don't think you like each other yeah yeah we love each other right but yet you do we do no I don't think you like each other. Yet we love each other, right Brandon? But yet you do. We do. No, we don't. Clemmer, I never hear you complain about people

behind their back. You probably just don't talk to me enough. Okay, fair enough. No, I don't. I like everyone here. No, you don't. I do. Nobody does. The only person I didn't like was Rico because he was an asshole to me. But now we've patched things up, so I like everyone. He's still an asshole to you.

You just don't know about him. Maybe, but he hasn't shown that to me when he was showing it before. He was a dick before. Now he's not. Okay. So that's it. I like everyone else here. How long have you been here now?

Six months. No, mid-July. So six months. How are you liking it? What's going on? I like it a lot. I want our show to get up. I feel bad I don't have a show going.

You will. That's kind of an element of stress. Don't rush yourself. I think you have to give yourself three years before you start a show. Well, my contract's only for one, so that's problematic. Then you always have something to promise going forward. Once the show gets up and running, I'll feel a lot better. I kind of feel some anxiety about that.

Other than that, no, I feel good. I always want to do more, but I realize it just takes time. As soon as we get the graphic, you should email it to Dave. The Recrochables graphic? Yeah. I should email it to Dave?

Yeah. Thanks, yeah. Just check in with him. Yeah, I'll make sure I do that. Let you know what we're doing. Don't let him boss you around creatively. No, no. Don't let him be like,

this name's too long. At Barstool, you get to do what you want. You get to kind of take control of your own destiny. I'm staying in New York. That's big news. Oh.

How about that? Where'd you move to? Well, I remember there was like, I might go to Miami. I might not. I don't know where I'm going. But didn't you just move in somewhere? Yes.

I'll be in New York. I just signed the lease. Oh, yeah. New York? In the city? That's the old lady thing. I know she likes being near water. She does.

She does, yes. Although we were flooded. Did you guys, the flood? I saw that. So our car got totaled because of the flood. And then I said, well, someone doesn't want us to have a car, you know? So we should live in the city. And she agreed.

Wow. Now we're going to move in the city. Very mature way to take that. Gas liver with God. No, she wanted to be. She was like, if I never wanted. That's hilarious. Once the flood happened, she was done with Long Island.

No one doesn't want us to go to work today. Totaling your car straight through like a Walmart and being like. So this is a sign. We've got to move to New York. It was a flood. The salt water ruined the car. Damn. Totaled.

Yeah, so now we don't have a car. When are you moving to the city? February. I'll be there officially. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Damn. Totaled. Yeah, so now we don't have a car. When are you moving to the city? February. I'll be there officially. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So there you go. So I'll be in.

How are you getting around right now along the island? We have rental car. Housewarming party? On the ceiling. Housewarming party? It's a pretty small place, but maybe our place is a pool. One at a time, maybe? What is a pool?

The pool has tennis courts We can go What? Um What? Noted Alright doing math Doing math

Doing Alright Oh Damn you guys got like a down payment For recrochables Yeah That's not fun Mold I sold the house

Yeah I don't know Don't explain yourself Don't explain yourself I'm not pocket watching I the house. Yeah. I don't know. Don't explain yourself. Don't explain yourself. I'm not pocket watching. I am. Always. Okay.

That's right. How much money do you think he's making? Who's the top ten richest in the company, Sass? Jeez. Me? As a pocket watcher? No. I don't know.

I think it's pretty given. Pretty easy. Yeah, I think I get it. Whoever they talk about at a company meeting. Jack Mac. Jack Mac's the richest in the company. He might be. Yeah, he might be.

Doesn't he have all of his money in Bitcoin? Oh, I don't know. May have been, but one time the richest in the company. Yeah. Not anymore. All right. 17 minutes late to a 2.30 meeting. All right, let's get the fuck out of here.

Okay. Recrochable. Everyone watch Recrochables. Sorry watch Recrochables, or sorry, Chris Homer Presents Recrochables, Two Nuts Talking Ball. How can we watch that? A sports movie podcast featuring Brandon Walker, and you'll be able to get that on YouTube. Only on Pandora Radio. Yes.

See, because the ones we recorded are in those old-ass, gray-ass podcast rooms. It started over. Just release those as bonus episodes like a year in. Later on, yeah, we for a holiday. I think we should just do a hard restart. So, like, that'd be exciting. Just release those as bonus episodes like a year in. Later on, yeah, wait for a holiday. I think we should just

do a hard restart. Oh my God, really? I agree. Don't wait for those movies again. Don't redo those movies. What do y'all even do? Recap the movie?

We talk about, we give our review of the movie, so what we like, what we didn't like. We talk some behind the scenes stuff, some of the career past. You're making it boring. You guys should recast it

if it were to come out today. That's what the rewatchables does. That's everything they do. Oh, I had no idea. You're rewatchables. You can do the same shit as them because you're one-to-one parroting a popular podcast. We add in at the end of Not To Be Staken. We're way more critical than rewatchables.

Rewatchables likes everything they see. We sometimes hate what we saw and we say that. I think we're a lot more honest than that. You guys are the bad boys of the sports movie podcast. Yes. No, but we'll say

something sucks. Like, they blow everything, so. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Let's see that.

Climber, sign us off. Everyone, enjoy the rest of your day. God damn, you're good. Welcome back, Zah.