The Yak - Brandon Falls Off The Wagon | The Yak 8-8-22

Episode Date: August 8, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Where'd the baby boy go? Owen, come back. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Let the baby boy go. Owen, come back. What the fuck does he think he's doing? The baby boy left. What the fuck is he doing, dude?

Owen, come back. What's up, Kang? It's the... I was wrong. And I just can't live without you. Yeah, dude, get that baby boy back in here. Owen, come back. We got fucking Chaps and Kate in this bitch.

Hell yeah. Reminiscent of the Chaps and Kate show. Yes. Which we all remember. Very similar. Remember like it was fucking yesterday. Cherished show. And Sass is in here. KB's in here.

And we need to get Owen back in here, dude. I don't know what Owen's doing, dude. Rowan, I'm also in here. Yeah, but you know you're in here, dude. I do, but I feel like everybody knew that they were in here as well. You're in the one shot. You're in the original camera shot.

You were established. If anybody has eyes, they could fucking see you. Fair enough. But we probably have some blind folk out there. True. People listening. Some blind viewers.

All right, let's talk about this. Do we have a bunch of gay fans? Oh, yeah. Oh, we definitely do. Okay, all right. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay.

I had a friend who asked me this morning if gayness was the highest form of intelligence. Might be. Well, respond to that question. I don't know. What were y'all talking about? What were y'all doing beforehand? Brainstorming? What holes is disgusting? It was no, it's not. Dude, it's that question. I don't know. What were y'all talking about? What were y'all doing beforehand? Brainstorming? Mud holes is disgusting.

It was no, it's not. Dude, it's dope. Yes, it's actually dope as hell. It's actually the dopest place to do that. But no, it was just apropos of nothing. Like that Sheryl Crow song. She's like, apropos of nothing. He says his name is William.

I'm sure it's Bill, Billy, or Mac, or Buddy. Right, and he's plain ugly to me. Fly episode in Breaking Bad. That was of nothing, he says his name is William. I'm sure it's Bill, Billy, or Mac, or Buddy. Right, and he's plain ugly to me. Fly episode in Breaking Bad. That was about nothing, right? Yeah, that was apropos of nothing, too. Now we got Owen in this bitch. Now we got a full-ass house. Big Cat's on Grit Week, so he's not here.

But all the rest of us are here anyway. Well, Nick's on Grit Week as well. He is? He's with 90 Jewish teens and an Asian man with a bunch of plastic bags. That's Grit Week as well. He is? No, he's with 90 Jewish teens and an Asian man with a bunch of plastic bags. That's Grit Week. A bus from fucking West Virginia

to here? A bus from West Virginia. He might be doing it grittier. He said there was like a hundred rows open on the bus and this old Asian man sat down next to him, directly next to him,

and then as soon as they left the bus station, the guy just started throwing up into the bags. No! Oh, shit. It was both ends. And he had like 90,

like he clearly planned for that, right? Like you don't just bring 90 bags. He wanted to sit next to a white male in glasses. Yeah. I mean, if we're kink shaming, I don't think that's right. Maybe the guy's just into that kind of thing. He was rock hard underneath his old pants.

Damn, that sucks that Nick can't just fly on a plane like a normal human being. 30-minute flight is too much for him? Yeah, it's the easiest flight probably to make. You literally don't even hit like 30,000 feet. Is he afraid to fly? Deathly, I think. Really? I am too, but I would never take a 10-hour bus ride over literally a 30-minute flight. He's a victim of his own anxiety.

Yeah. He gets to the airport real early and that type of shit. He's a victim of his own anxiety. Yeah. He gets to the airport real early and that type of shit. He needs some Obutrin, man. Like he needs that. Yeah. Or some fucking, what do you take, Sass? Ativan. Ativan. Razapam. Anything with a pan. Edible, something.

Yeah, an edible might get him right, but that probably throws him for a fucking loop too. His usual is three gin and tonics and three Advil PMs. Damn, dude. At the airport. He has more of a chance dying from that than he does dying in a car. Yeah, it's such a weirder mix in cocktail. We tell him to just take drugs, and he won't.

It'll slow his heart just the same. It's just more work to do a less efficient job. Chaps, what are you doing in town, brother? We're doing an interview tonight with this fellow who did some amazing stuff. I'm sure you remember the boondoggle that was the ending of Afghanistan. This dude got his interpreter out under insane conditions, so he's going to come into the office and tell us about it. It's wild.

Yeah, him and his interpreter will both be here, and they tell the story of how a gate with tens of thousands of people, he found a way to get his guy and his family out. So pretty crazy story. The dude who wrote the book was in the battle with the deadliest battle in Afghanistan. Really? He's a badass guy. What battle was that?

I don't remember where the city was. Sangin? Yeah, it was in Sangin, but I don't remember what the battle was actually called. But the dude did all kinds of crazy shit. He's got a purple heart, bronze star with V, all kinds of shit. Fuck.

Yeah. Sick. I think he's the best young leader that I know in the Marine Corps now. Yeah? He's awesome. His posture is probably incredible. It is. Yeah.

Me and Erica actually met him a few years ago. Before I knew who he was, we went to this ball, and Erica got invited to a Marine Corps ball. We went out to Vegas, and he was out there, and then he went on this crazy Afghanistan mission. Yeah? Things got wild. That's fucking dope fucking wild dude he's about to be in here i remember that was a crazy little time that i just completely forgot about how crazy it was trying to get everybody out of afghanistan yeah everybody was like asking their friends like do you like you know just networking to get their old or like the video of like like millions of people in like a gulch

like just trying to be like let me fuck it through here and then some poor and you have like 30 dudes or 30 marines ladies too that are out there trying to keep back all these people from getting onto a couple of different planes it would be great to put people that are 23 years old in that position is nuts it is insane like it's tough when you just lose

your bag at fucking LaGuardia or some shit like that imagine fucking organizing that type of travel. That's nice, dude. The Jon Stewart interview was dope, too. Thank you. It was good. Yeah, I was glad he did it.

And the act passed. It was good. Yeah, that's fucking dope, dude. Jon Stewart was the GOAT for a while. He was funny as fuck. Sass, you ever watch Jon Stewart back in the day? I feel like you would have appreciated him from a joke. No, but I know who he is, obviously.

I never really watched his stuff, though. Trevor Noah's just the fucking worst. He's just so much worse at that show. It's just not funny. But Jon Stewart, when he did that show, was so fucking good, dude. Stephen Colbert doing that show was funny as fuck, too.

He was significantly funnier in that role than his pivoted role. Did Bourne do that role? Maybe for like a week or something like that. Who? He was one of my first crushes when I was in middle school. Such a huge crush on him.

He was such a dreamboat. He had one on CBS, but he also did The Daily Show, right? What did he look like? His first crush was like... He was tall and blonde. He was really good at SportsCenter, too. Yes, but he also did The Daily Show, right? Mm-hmm. What did he look like? He's tall and blonde. Oh, pull him up. He was total.

He was on SportsCenter. Oh, yeah. He was really good at SportsCenter, too. He was old school. Yeah, he was old school fucking the girl in the bathroom. Oh, he was a scumbag in that movie. Love it. Yeah.

He hosted The Daily Show for more than a week, didn't he? Really? I meant hyperbolically. He did talk soup for a while, too. Yep. Before Joel McHale? Yeah, I think after. Before McHale? Or maybe. Before Joel McHale? Yeah, I think after. Joel McHale?

Or maybe before. Joel McHale made a fucking ton of money. Him and that dude that did Talking Dead. Oh, yeah. He was a good SportsCenter anchor. He was a tight end, wasn't he? Look at his hair. Joel McHale, he played for Washington.

He might be one of the most underrated SportsCenter anchors. Oh, he's up there. Wait, did Chris Hardwick get the bag? He was rich as fuck at one point no way really why all these guys no way what do you mean what no way he did so much chris hardwick yeah the dude who was like talking dead and he had some other show i remember seeing him driving like a fucking maserati or some shit in la just like had his own parking spot on the paramount lot it was fucking jay you slept in the office last night?

I'm not supposed to talk about it, but yeah. They made the announcement. If it's out, then it's out. I'm not supposed to get too into the details. Yeah, don't say anything else. You told me you were tired of these bitches already? That's not true.

Somewhat true. I heard some behind the scenes. There's a cameraman out there. He's posted up in the hallway right now. His name is Gage. First of all, one of the coolest first names that a person can have. I'm going to one-up you after this, but go on. Is it a cool name?

Yeah. I said one of the coolest names. I'm putting a big group out there. He can just join the group. But he also just gets the fucking crispiest angles, dude. He's so nice with the fucking- He's good at what he does. He's the crispy shot guy. He is the crispy shot guy.

He's good at what he does. He's bad at what he doesn't do. No, he's good at what he doesn't do as well. Like what? I remember we were just, you know, I was doing a crossword at the Barstool vs. America, and he just nailed like a Saturday. He made him up and hit you with a woodwind instrument or some shit.

Damn. Yeah, he's fucking nice with it and they'll even call him in like the hired gun. Like, he's like the guy in a Jason Bourne movie

with like the fucking silencer that comes in and fucking picks someone off from 20,000 feet away. Oh, yeah. He's fucking nice with it and dude, his earrings

are almost gauges. Wait, is he a gauge? They are gauges. He's a gauge with gauges. Yes, they are gauges. What are we talking? But they're almost gauges.

16, 12s, 14s. What are we doing? Look at him. Look at him right there. That's his gauge. He's got a little, I don't know, what's the- He does not want to be talking to this dude at all. I think we're dealing with like a 10 gauge little stud there.

Yeah, it is like a stud. It's almost a gauge, but it's not quite a gauge. But they belong to him. It's giving 2014 Chipotle worker in the best way. They were gauged. the best way. They were Gage. Yeah. There was a kid in my class named Gage Machine.

Whoa. Stop. He was always getting arrested. Look up Gage Machine like wheeling arrest. He'd be an MMA fighter. He looks, yeah, and he's scary.

He was terrifying. Like a bad guy in Street Fighter or something like that. I've never heard the last name Machine ever. It's a great last name. Shout out Gage T-Tech.

He's the one who asked you if Delta 8 was legit. Whoa. Oh, yo, Gage. Gage Matthew Machine. For malicious assault. Oh, my God. He's had a gang of arrests. As badass.

You have to be if that's your name. Malicious assault. What was the malice about? What was he so- Stabbed somebody at 4 p.m. He was mad. What is 4 p.m. He was mad. What is 4 p.m.? He was very angry.

I understand. I guess afternoon. What's the worst time of day to get stabbed? Any time before 7 is too much. Or in the afternoon on a Sunday. Stabbing at 4. Usual time ever. I think a morning stabbing, that's malicious.

That's true malice. Did you see that video of the dudes who tried to rob the smoke shop and the guy just like stabs the fuck out of one of them and while he's being stabbed he's like i'm dead the guy who gets stabbed he says i'm dead is he right now he lived was he like i'm dead like i'm laughing so hard at the stab attempt but i kind of like gage machine i know that's a no he's face tuned in that one go face-tuned in that one. Go to the other one. I swear to God, go to the other one. There's a few.

He has a... Dude, the smoke shops in New York are fucking... I've been talking about that, yeah. He was face-tuned. How do you get face-tuned in a mug shot?

How do you pull that shit off? You know, in university? Wait, you actually knew him or you just knew of him? I knew him. He wrestled for a bit. For real? Was he good? Oh, he actually knew him or you just knew of him? I knew him. He wrestled for a bit. For real? Was he good?

Oh, he got into drugs. Uh, no. Uh, yeah. What, dude? Well, then, Wheeling, if you're not a drug dealer or a homeless person, you ain't shit. That's what I'm saying. Look at it. Is that what she said?

That's what someone said, yeah. And the mayor got pissed. The mayor got mad. That's bullshit. But, yeah, the smoke shops in New Yorkork have been uh like they're they're like full like it's amsterdam it's drug dealers had like a layer too like there's like a bunch of them in there everyone's like smoking cigs on the inside like they're like hassling back deals there's like the some of the cabinets that open up go to like a different room in the back where they're like

obviously moving something heavier out of my guy is, he's incessantly on the phone. I think he's always on the phone. He doesn't hang up. Yeah. He's on speakerphone 24 seven. I went at all hours of the day and he's always on top. And they're just talking to other dudes who work. They're not, it's not a conventional conversation.

The distributors. I see like distributors come in and like barter with them and shit. It'll be like 10 seconds of lol and then get back to it so i don't know what i new york is like uh one of the there's drawbacks of course anyone could complain about it but i think it's a great place to get money like if you just want to get money not not a lot of people are going to get in your way there's not a ton of regulation like right there's just ladies running around with like pulling fruit out of like fucking like minivans or whatever.

Like, a ton of them just working together. It's like, nobody's regulating them. No one's like, you can't work here. Five dollar palm reads. Have a permit. Yeah. He can't buy us bootleg jerseys every week. There's no regulation.

I came out of Penn just now. There was a dude that was pushing a big old dolly with, like, fucking 20 pallets of water on it. It was stacked up high. Like, where are you going? Down the highway with this. Yeah. You can get money, dude. You know the people walking around at right angles?

Yeah. My original scouting report on them was very wrong. They are resilient. They are tough, and just because they're walking at a right angle... Wait, why do they do... I've always wondered. They can move fast,

they can move efficiently, and they're strong. What are you talking about? Bends at their waist? People are bent at always wondered. They can move fast. They can move efficiently, and they're strong. Are you talking about bent at their waist? People are bent at 90 degrees. It's like 110. Can you show us the... They're literally bent at a 90 degree angle. It's insane.

You know what I'm talking about. No, I don't, dude. Are you talking about people hunched over? As soon as he does it. People that are hunched, they're more than hunched. They're bent at a... You're saying corner. Pulling someone?

Rowan, the Kensington Bend. Yeah, but that implies dope, though. Are these people doped out and fucking like... A little bit. Oh, it's something else. It's something. It can't be just a drug.

Everybody's off the blues, apparently. Can you just show me the bend, dude? They're off the thing called blues. Dude, do they walk around like this constantly? No, it's steeper than that. And they have their wits about them, though, because I figured they were dazed,

but they aren't. I think those are native New Yorkers. I think that's how you can tell if you're those are native New Yorkers. I think that's how you can tell if you're like a native New Yorker. People are just used to like pulling a fucking cart behind

them or some bullshit a bunch of their groceries. I think Immortal Technique is walking around like that. You've never seen that before? He's still got it though.

Immortal Technique just followed me on Instagram a couple days ago. It was massive for me bro. It's fucking shit. It's still buzzing. It's like different neighborhoods of homeless too,

which I think is cool in New York. Like different neighborhood homeless have different personalities. Oh, really? Like the Warriors, how like every group has like, one's dressed up like a baseball team, one's dressed up like a fucking dandy. People wear like... Yeah.

I just watched the Warriors last night. I'd never seen it before. The Washington Square, they're very artsy. They seem to be recently homeless. Port Authority, they seem to be born and bred, maybe. I like that. I was on my way here. My Uber driver saw a guy, this homeless guy,

just getting, like they were wrestling the fuck out of him. KB, you would have loved this. Who was they? Six cops, and they just couldn't take him down. He was just nice with it? Yeah, he was beating the fuck out of the cops KB, you would have loved this. Who was they? Six cops and they just couldn't take him down. He was just nice with it? Yeah, he was beating the fuck out of the

cops. It was crazy. He's just fucking wrestling with it? Everyone was rooting for him. And then there was like a group of

like 70 school children in a line just passing by. Dapping a lot of homeless people. Everyone wanted to just get away. On a leash and

hold it onto the fucking leash. It was awesome. Yeah, that is badass some of those kids saw that now all they want to be is a homeless person oh yeah yeah that's awesome well depending on which vibe they see yeah if you're doing if they went down with port authority probably not yeah it depends on what neighborhood everyone's inspired at the port authority i'm never down at port authority what are you guys all doing at the port authority

it's a lawless land oh We used to live there and then Greer finally just moved out. He lived literally above it. Really? Yeah. That's the worst area. That's a place to live. It was like the world. Kate almost got murdered at the Port Authority.

Didn't you? When you had to go find your car? I didn't know this. Port Authority had to go find my car. Isn't that where your car was at for like a year and a half? Oh oh when it would get towed all over the place yeah no i've had many run-ins that were good i used to like get too paranoid to go check my parking tickets then my car would be gone for long periods of time and paranoid of what late night trips that it would be gone so i just like if you never checked you never know right so i wouldn't know so i would leave it for like a year or two and then a ton of fines.

Good times. Yeah. I had to go on journeys to find it. Just stacking cash so you could eventually pay the fine that you could avoid by just getting your car. But it was always really exciting when she would find it because you would go down after like six or nine months and call like me or cons and be like, I'm going down the street to look. And then she would come up on the car and be like, I found it. It's still here. Yeah.

I needed someone to be on the phone with me so I wouldn't be alone if it wasn't there. That's sad times. No, not at all. That's object permanence, dude. I struggle with object permanence sometimes. I'll open a cabinet and won't close the cabinet. It's like I know that it's up to me to close the cabinet, but I'll just leave it open not thinking that it's going to close. What does that mean about me psychologically, KB?

I think that's a good quality to not feel the need to shut a cabinet. Really? Yeah. I think it's, like, sloppy. I think it's, like, a bad quality. Yeah, I'm very sloppy, but it helps a lot. It's freeing. Yeah. There's not a weight. There's not, like, something on your mind.

Steven, you're giving me a very knowing nod. I used to go to Port Authority every day. I used to travel in and out of there. For those that don't know, it's the Busty Poe of New York City. Yeah, like a Busty Poe, like a Busty police officer. Busty Poe.

Poe was a Busty. Are you talking about Edgar Allen? No, the Teletubbies. They were all like 10 feet. They're flat call. Busty, she was... Are you talking about Edgar Allen? No, the Teletubbies. They were all like 10 feet. Oh, yeah. They weren't... They're flat call. Busty Poe.

Naturally Busty Poe. Tinky Winky got that thing on him. They all did. None of them were infantile in size. No, a little bit intimidating, honestly. Stephen Busty Poe. Sorry. One thing about

Port Authority actually was it's a very sad place but they play classical music I think 24 hours a day. So it's nice if you're in there

for like five minutes. In Penn Station they'll be playing some upbeat song like Jitterbug do do do do and there'll be a guy just beating his dick

on a trash can and you're like okay. It's like surreal kind of. While he's smoking a cigarette at the same time. Penn Station. There's a guy to be instead.

Wake me up. I was at Penn Station yesterday and I saw this homeless guy just bullying the fuck out of this tourist old white man. This guy was just standing there with his backpack on and the guy was just ripping into him and i felt so bad oh it is a nightmare like you really have to steel yourself to be able to prepare for some type of these scenarios coming into a city like if

you're not ready for a big city i mean you know you're you're newly a city slicker but like the first time you came up to uh like for for from miss Mississippi, I'm sure that there were probably some intimidating interactions. Well, yeah, there were some, but I think what you really just have to get used to, and it's weird, is just people yelling just to yell. And you can kind of yell back at people, and it's really not that big of a deal. You can yell. Yelling's fine.

Shut the fuck up. Yelling doesn't matter. Once you got pomade, did that help? Pomade helped a lot. Yeah. Pomade helped a lot. Yeah. That's nice.

When I first started coming up here, we had that deal with Puma or Ree yeah pomade helped a lot yeah that's nice when i first started coming up here we had that i deal with like puma or reebok when they had a bunch of shoes in the office and we were at the old office and i went in front of starbucks and there's this dude that was homeless laying on the ground didn't have any shoes on we had like at that time we had like 100 pairs of shoes in the office so i go you want some shoes and he just looks at me and goes, fuck you, pussy. I was like, I'm not in Texas anymore. I got a rare size. Yeah. I mean, it was the way he looked at me.

Like, he looked through my soul. He was like, fuck you, you pussy. And I was like, I am a pussy. You can't, like, if you're a single human being, that's fine. You can act however. But I feel like if you're, like, a dad in a city and you have your family with you, like, if you're a dad on vacation, like, taking your family family with you, like if you're a dad on vacation, like taking your family around and you like get owned by a homeless guy.

Well, you can't let that happen. Your whole family is going to look at you a little bit differently. You got no choice, Brandon. What are you going to do? You can't let that happen. Because then you start looking like a homeless guy, then you look like a dick in front of your whole family. How does that happen?

You can't get owned by a homeless guy in front of your family. You just can't do it. Like let's say a homeless man catcalls like your daughter. What are you going to do? You can't get owned by a homeless guy in front of your family. You just can't do it. Like, let's say a homeless man catcalls, like, your daughter. What are you going to do? You can't start fighting a homeless man, can you? No, I think you can. I think you can. I think at that point, yeah.

I think you have to. I got swung at by a homeless man. I didn't swing back. I felt. Because you're not a father yet, dude. You don't have that jit running around that you've got to fucking protect. Okay, like. You have a jit.

I think the normal thing to do would be, like, remove your family from that situation. Oh, you don't protect you have a jit I think the normal thing to do would be like remove your family from that situation what if you try and fight the homeless guy it's not that easy what if you get surrounded by all those people that are at like a 120 degree angle

walking around some of them have like mini malicious true I've seen it in action I saw a a homeless person in Washington Square Park

two YouTube pranksters went up and shot them with a a water gun and he stood up like six four double d fake tits

and chased them with a machete then ended up hugging a couple other homeless dudes who also had weapons in the bushes. Hell yeah. In a swivel. Yeah, you have to.

Like, you can't get fucking played like that. I respect it a lot. And also, that's the worst type of fucking Joshy Crocs-ass prankster. Yeah, that probably was. Fucking with a homeless person or something like that or someone who already has, like, a shitty day going on. Yeah. Everybody was on, yeah, their side.

Where's that Crocs boy now? Hopefully fucking reforming his life. He just like stopped making videos altogether. Did he? He was like one step away. He had like a Nelk Boys audition. Yeah. Then the Subway thing happened

where he poured all the milk out for no reason. And then he got canceled and just kind of went away. Steve will do. It was like, it's crazy even for me. Yeah. He was in like the background of a Nelk Boys video. Yeah, I hope he reforms. But I do. It's crazy even for me. He was in the background of a Knuck Boys video. Yeah, I hope he reforms. But I fear that he's just like the kid from The Incredibles

who's just growing his hair fucking straight up and he's about to be real evil. Syndrome, yeah. Syndrome will fuck you up. I don't know. That's tough, though. If you were reincarnated as him, what would your move be? To pivot out of it?

I think I'd become a pastor. I think that I'd be like, this is how bad I was, and now look how good I am. Pay me some money and I'll get you to Jesus. You could make so much money as a new Joel Osteen. Just so much money. Just being a fake. Because I went to seminary. I thought about if I got canceled really bad, I'm getting saved again.

Dude, it really is get out of jail free like you can't you can't get in that much trouble if you're just like no I actually was evil and that was the devil inside of me and now I'm a fucking pastor who can call you on it who could say no wasn't you you're not being legit yeah I had the most evil force possible that was resting inside of my body and now

I'm just fucking getting it out trying to say Satan's not strong like I was stronger than Satan that was resting inside of my body, and now I'm just fucking getting it out. Trying to say Satan's not strong? Is that what you're trying to say? You doubt that power? Like, I was stronger than Satan. I should have just dealt with it myself the entire time. Sorry for not being as strong as the lead demon, guys.

I literally got exercised. Lucifer had you in the first round. Yeah. He definitely did. Lucifer's a sick name, too. It is. Yeah, it is. For just like a dude, Lucifer Machine.

Like that dude on the show Lucifer, he's pretty sexy, and I think a lot of it's because his name is Lucifer. I haven't seen that. Isn't that like a sexy show, though, right? Yeah, but he's real sexy with it, and I think that having Lucifer as a name even adds it more. Oh, definitely. Dude, I was crushing movies yesterday. I caught a sexy one, Basic Instinct.

What movies did you watch yesterday? Where's she on Cross? I watched like five fucking movies. You said you went to the theater too, but you didn't see... I saw Nope, I saw two Indiana Joneses, I saw The Warriors, and I saw Basic Instinct. Why did you see so many movies yesterday? I was chilling. You saw them all in the theater?

No, I saw Nope in the theater. And all the other ones at home? The other ones at home, yeah. I just posted up. Was your post-punk kind of malaise? Yeah, I was malaised out, dude. I went to a bookstore because you said you were going to a bookstore.

I went bookstore hopping. I did a bookstore yesterday. Did you? You can get anything. You have a good bookstore. Yeah, I still did it. Why? What do you mean?

They opened one across from our apartment. Oh, shit. I went to one on 80th that was very disappointing, and then I found the Strand up there and it was better. Remember in Philly? You took me to that super cool old bookstore. Is it on like 2nd Street in Old City? Book Trader, yeah. Oh, that place is incredible.

If you guys ever head up to New Hampshire, I was there a couple weeks ago and there's a quaint one in New Hampshire. A quaint one? It's called the White Birch bookstore. Is everything in New Hampshire and Vermont quaint? Mostly, yeah. That's the only answer they use? Do they have a lot of titles in that store or what? Is there a decent amount of titles?

There wasn't that many titles. I went in there to get an adventure book because I was in Maine. Why not? And they only had stuff about ghosts in Maine. It was essentially a bookstore for just, yeah, in a tiny little New Hampshire town. Was it by Salem? Was it by any type of ghost witch areas?

They just pardoned the final witch from Salem last week. It was a big deal, yeah. Really? If it stuck around for that long, I feel like that one might have been a witch. Like if the charge is stuck. 296 years or some shit. They're ripping down the statues of fucking witches like that, dude.

Let the witches have their fucking history. That's some bullshit. There are a lot of ghost stories that take place in New England. Isn't that like the Conjuring? Conjuring in Connecticut? It's just where people happen to live back when they were dumb enough to believe in ghosts. In the 1600s?

Oh, I believe in ghosts fully. Really? I'm not going to be on the wrong side of that. In what way? What do you mean? I would never just to be on the wrong side of that. In what way? I don't know. I would never just admit that I don't. Just in case? Just in case. Yeah. Ghosts are listening? I'm not trying to get haunted. What did you say? Yeah. Assassin's just a firm

agnostic when it comes to ghost atheists. Not me, dude. Some people are like, I won't go in a fucking house. Like, I won't go in a fucking house. Like, I won't stay in a house where, like, I think it could be haunted. Based on no information. My house is haunted.

The house that my family currently lives in. And my grandparents' house was haunted as fuck. No, it's not. Yeah, it was. It was. It was. KB, you want to tell? Yeah, it's not.

It was. The extent of everyone's ghost story is that they saw something. Yeah. Which you probably did. I wasn't even seeing shit. I was hearing shit, too. Yeah, you felt something. I remember I was at my grandma's, and the dog was standing at the top of the stairs, growling at the bottom of the stairs, and there was just nothing there.

Dogs do that. No, dogs. Dogs die stupid sometimes. And they're like blind. They don't know. They're're, like, blind. Right. They don't know. They're scared of everything, too. They can't see shit. Have you ever seen, like, a simulation of what a dog sees?

No. Or, Chaps, you could probably speak more on what dogs can see than us. Yeah, there's not really a whole lot of... There is... Different breeds have different types of cones in their eyes where they can see different. So, like, the old adage that they're completely colorblind is not true. They can. There's some dogs that don't...

If they have, like parvo virus for example certain viruses whenever they're young can affect their vision but most of them can see some color too wow we were talking about object permanence earlier is it true dogs when you leave they don't know if you're coming back absolutely and they have no concept of time either so whenever you go in like somebody will go take their dog out or if you're going to work for the first time and you have your dog and you leave them at home, you'll be like, why did my dog freak out? I was only gone for 20 minutes, 30 minutes when I went to the store.

Because they don't know the difference between 15 years and 15 minutes. They have no idea. Really? Do all animals have that or is it just dogs? Dogs have it a little bit more and different dogs have a different level. For example, if I would go with my dog, Saika, if I would put him in the kennel and leave for like 10 minutes and come back, he'd have the same exact reaction if I left on a Friday and came back on Monday. He'd be like, oh.

He'd be like, holy crap, you might be a ghost. You're saying 15 minutes in 15 years? Or is that just any amount of time in any amount of time? Yeah, I was exaggerating a little bit. But, I mean, they don't have time. That's insane. So when we would train them, you would only train them for like 10 minutes or 15 minutes and then you would put them up for five minutes and in their brains they've been taking a break

for like three hours it's interesting because like the pavlov's dog like it's about dogs being trained to expect something but i guess when you introduce that's like a conditioned response to something as opposed to like an expectation of something. Yeah. I guess it all comes down to them perceiving time. With a Hevelonian response, you use that as like a manipulation tool with dogs because it pairs a connection. Not necessarily it causes a connection, but it pairs the correction. So like if I'm correcting a dog and I'm using a choke chain to do it, I would pair that with my voice.

So I would say no at the same exact time. So eventually in the dog's brain, when he's like 200, 300 meters away, if I say no in his brain, it's the same thing as getting corrected with the leash. Interesting. You just manipulate Pavlonian responses. Damn.

I think my smoke shop guy has the same thing. How so? Every reaction, every time I come in, it's the same look. What do you mean? He doesn't know that you've been... I get not saying anything to denote that he remembers me, but just the look in his eyes, you can tell there's nothing going on whenever I walk in.

It's just brand new for him? Yeah. You think he just smoked himself dumb, or you think he's doing some of the other stuff? He's always on the phone. He doesn't have time to do anything else. I don't understand people like that. He's talking on the phone 24-7. Uber drivers are like that too.

They'll be like, do you mind if I have this conversation? Yeah, yeah. And they're a whisperer. The craziest thing, the breaks in between their conversation. That's what I'm saying. There'll be like a gap for like 20, 50 seconds. It's like they're just having somebody in the passenger seat whenever they're driving.

They need to get to the bottom of it. They have to be talking to other Uber drivers, though. Those are the only other people that could be having conversations. If you were doing that all day, it would drive you crazy. They don't talk to each other. I bet they have a significant other or some shit like that who has a similar job where they can work with their hands, but they don't have to use their voice.

Is it a cultural? I feel like is it a Pakistani thing? I don't know because I feel like I've seen it with Asian bros. Have you guys been to Pakistan? No. Not Pakistan. I just watched a video on the most dangerous road in the world that people still use. It's cliffs, and people just die every day.

It's treacherous. I was so scared watching it. Have you seen the one where they try to back up the minibus? This might have been it. There's a minibus, and the guy is going so slow. And he takes maybe a half a little millimeter too far to the left, and the whole thing just tumbles completely down. But the crazy people got out.

They didn't die. The people, it fell down this hill, and they got out, and they were like. What the fuck? Really? They just got shaken up in there? Yeah. And they didn't get scrambled? They would be the best daredevils.

People like that? They were just driving down this road with their life, like, one wrong move, and they're, like, and boulders are, like, flying down. Oh, yeah. And, like, hitting their car. I feel like that's got to be the same as dudes who are putting up scaffolding. Just like the Guatemalan dudes who are just running down a plank

with a fucking massive beam in their hands. Just fucking rocking a beam like that. They would be great daredevils too. Window washers. Bridge builders. The people in Nepal who get that psychedelic honey. Oh yeah. I don't know nothing about that.

The Nepalese are living right. I'll say that much. Is that right? Yeah. In the Bhutanese. Yeah. There's these bees that whatever flower they get, it's like only at one place in the world, I guess, in Nepal.

And whatever flower it is, the pollen creates this honey that is like one little bit of it. And so there's this video. I just saw this TikTok where people go and they climb and they risk getting like all fucked up by the bees. But one little tip of the honey and then it's all these hikers just laying in the grass at the bottom. Wait, they get high off it? Oh, yeah. They go up there and you'll have these Nepalese dudes that have been doing their whole family generations have been collecting this honey.

So they are essentially immune to these bees. They'll stick their hands deep into this cave and have like this bucket and they just pull all the honey in then they go down and then people get fucked up on the bottom it's basically like honey mushrooms yeah it's like it's like doing acid but it's honey and they only do a couple trips a year but you can book yourself as like a tourist to go and they have like this uh channel that you can go up the mountain where it makes it a little bit easier and then you could sit on top of I think it's like the third or fourth highest mountain in the Himalaya region. How do you both know so much about this? It sounds like you both listen to the same

episode of the Daily or something like that. TikTok algorithms the same. Yeah, we're pretty close. But I watched this huge documentary on it. It was on the Nature channel. I was fucked up one night and I was like, this is unbelievable. I gotta get over to Nepal and try this honey. And it says no.

Right? I mean, I'm a huge... You can get a cheap flight to Kathmandu this is unbelievable. I've got to get over to Nepal and try this honey. He says no. Right. I mean, I'm a huge... You can get a cheap flight to Kathmandu and stay there for very cheap, I heard. How much money and effort do you put in just for this one honey thing? Oh, yeah. Oh, what? That's what I want to be.

I'm not lying. That looks like the ideal state. Yeah. This is actually outside of the Port Authority. There are a few stories that keep me up at night. Oh, damn. And this is one of them. The beehives are the largest bees in the world.

The harvest honey that makes us hallucinate. This is nuts. He is dangling. He's got a nice cloth for being in Nepal. Holy, we are everywhere. He's got a hair dryer. What the are we doing right now? Sertex?

That boy's on his gorp core? Some scientists went and checked out these people, and their skin is thicker by, like, millimeters difference than other people in the world because they have microevolution that they've done. Oh, because of the bees? Yeah. Really?

Jesus. Their epidermis is thicker than the normal person. Damn, dude, imagine them dealing with some barstool commenters. Nothing, bro. What? How is he fucking doing it? They read all day long. That's figurative

but I think they would be incredible with dealing with hate yeah yeah yeah sure they would they're off of a fucking bean at all times now did you douchebags

see the video that Barstool posted of like the Filipino kids wrangling or the python off of their dog the snake off the dog oh yeah

you think that was planted that I read some comments and how'd they have a camera person there there was a guy filming and not helping in this dire situation.

True. And people were saying that they do this. Yeah, for the click farms. Yeah, they set it up like dogs and snakes. They probably respect snakes more than dogs.

Oh, no. I don't know if it's true. That's fucked up. You're right. That guy is doing it. That dog's like, hey, get in. Here we go. The dog's like, I've done this every day. That. That's fucked up. You're right. That guy is fucking it. That dog's like, again? Here we go.

The dog's like, I've done this every day. This is what I do. Show dog. How do you not despise snakes after seeing them? Right. Look at how terrifying.

The snake might just be playing. They have the worst vibes in the world. Why didn't they kill it or bite any of these kids? It might be just hugging them. You know they got machetes around there all the time.

The dog is literally just killing. They've done this a hundred times. I've never seen a dog's ears go out like an airplane. Have you seen the ones where the little

kid will come out and save his little sister from the dog or something? Yeah. The dog just tried to bite the person. Yeah, it was liking it.

The ears weren't back on the dog. Cap's dog expert. Hit us again. Was that dog scared? I'll look into that. I don't know what that dog is.

That dog's a different type of dog he's built different he's got that dog in him I guess yeah he was like a fucking paper airplane dog like his he was built for flight

they're doing the same thing that the Vietnamese breast feeders were doing what were they doing some it's these what cabals of

like YouTube conglomerates that plant these women and force them to be on camera breastfeeding because there's a YouTube loophole. You can show titty if it's educational. Oh, true. Yeah. Like the naked yoga.

They're just posting these videos, getting millions of views every day. Millions of views from perverts. Huge miss from me. But are the ladies getting like paid for it? Are they like sex workers? Yeah, it's like... Grim, yeah. That is grim.

But if you're here, that's kind of genius. If you're in America and you want to get a lot of views, just be like, I'm going to do a live breastfeeding every day. Yeah, I missed out. If you could take... You did that on Twitch, you would get 70,000 live viewers daily. Hey, Amrags, can I borrow game time for a minute?

It's educational. Girls on Twitch just show cleavage, and they have cult followings. It's a pause mid-breathfeeding. It's like, dude, just watch porn. Why are you watching this girl pretend to play video games for 15 hours a day? You're already on Twitch, dude.

You're not trying to get off Twitch. You're not trying to jump to something else. I've never understood the whole Twitch thing at all. Yet you subscribe. Me? On Twitch? How do you know about these girls? Because I know about them. I think it's like an attachment theory

where they see these girls gaming playing the same games as them interacting with the chat and they subconsciously believe they have an intimate connection. It's not breastfeeding midway just to, like,

you need to buy this energy drink. Yeah. Their baby says it. They probably bust better. Titty milk is brought to you by dude wipes. Bros?

Yeah. You think so because of the mental connection? Uh-huh. Really? They have better busts. I can't believe they're busting so good.

I don't think it's all that unhealthy. What are we looking at here? What are we scrolling? So basically, girls were just doing this on Twitch. Oh, hot tub streams? And people were mad. Yeah, the hot tub streams, people were mad about it.

But Twitch said that it's not sexual content. It's you sexualizing a girl sitting there. So they made a separate category for this to be a thing. Whoa, pools, hot tubs, and beaches. And now they have their own category. And what, do they just hang out in their hot tubs? They basically just, like, it's almost like grifting for money,

where it's like, hey, if you gift this many subs, I'll write your name on me. If you gift this many subs, I'll change bikinis. But what is anything that we're doing if not a fucking grift, dude? We raised 10k for like a disposable camera of mine

a dented high noon can I think we're in a glass house here we're grifting big time we can't raise shit on twitch I guess if that's literally what we're doing go to Brandon we're also on twitch this show is on twitch oh yeah Brandon you joined up OnlyFans, right?

I did not. You're not? No. So we got Jordan and Alex now on OnlyFans? Yes. They're definitely on. What are they doing on OnlyFans? Penny or no?

Penny? Fration? Oh. You what? Two-sided. I don't know. I don't know. Double penny.

Yeah, it could be. I'm not sure what they're doing on me. I think that would be the funniest thing of all time. If Jordan and Alex were doing OnlyFans, everyone's like, oh, they're probably just posting stuff on their podcast, and then it's just hardcore porn. Wait, what? That would be hilarious.

That would be the best bit. Going from zero to six-year-old porn. Just the ultimate blind side, like no one expected it. Because it is like an awkward... It's like an awkward... It's like full asshole. Going from walking to running. That's a naturally awkward transition.

Seeing someone going from not doing any porn to just doing all the way porn has got to be... But everyone kind of has that moment when you stop walking and start running. Everyone dips their toe. Nobody belly flops. I feel like the moment that you get ready to have a labia on the internet, you just got to go all the way.

If you're just going to do that, you might as well just step on out there. Yeah, I don't know. Or maybe you wind up like Joshy Crocs and you have to bide your time after it. You wind up overexposing. I don't know, though. There has been a trend, I think, that we've seen in porn where you'll start out doing regular stuff, and then six months into it, the regular stuff is not enough,

and you're like, well, I've got to go anal now. And then once you go there, you almost have to end every video in anal. There's a girl I knew in high school who has an only... You're always topping yourself. ...has an only fans, and I was like, she's a genius. All she does is post pictures in a bikini, but now she gets fucked a bunch. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's a gateway drug. It's a gateway drug. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a gateway drug. It's a gateway drug. It's a gateway hole. Is that a fallacy? My boy Brandon's just been steady on his phone. Oh, sorry. I had a thing.

You need comments to read. No, that's not true. What is that? Mean girls only fans. What are you looking at? Coach's poll just came out. Sorry. Oh, hell yeah.

I have a question. I don't know much about gambling, but Big Ev, 20 and 5 in one month. Explain that. Hasn't he been the best for a while? He's always had. 20 and 5 seems like, yeah, that's. He was the best in 2021. He's been the best in 2022 so far.

Shout out to him. But didn't you make like a plaque saying that you're like the best at something or something? Some kind of lie plaque or something? Me? Yeah. Oh, I have not made a plaque. Or a cowbell. You know what I mean.

Something was inscribed. We used to do a plaque for Pick Central, but Kareem slash Owen ruined it because Owen was giving him all the picks and Kareem claiming the... Incredible. 12-0. Yeah, right.

So he's the best. What, do you guys just like all suck? Yeah. No, we're all fine. He's just hot right now. I was always told slightly above 500, you're a winner. You are, yeah. 52.4% to break even.

Yeah, he's been good. I saw Big Ev at this MMA event on Friday. It was a great time. Oh, did you go to the PFL? I went to the PFL. That was awesome. Anthony Showtime. Were you there?

No, I watched. You saw me there, too. But I didn't really talk to you like I talked to Big EvFO. That was awesome. Anthony Showtime. Were you there? No, I watched. You saw me there, too. But I didn't really talk to you like I talked to Big F. You left so early. You didn't come down until after I left. I know. Well, I was waiting. They were passing out free pigs in a blanket and quesadillas.

We had some burgers, bro. Yeah, Brandon, making the rounds. You went to Pop Punk. I did. You were shocked to see me. Yeah, Brandon, you're a little bit of a drinker now, aren't you? I posted a picture with a big old Bud Light in your hand. I was holding it, but I wasn't drinking it.

And you were tweeting about getting a beer the other day. That's the face of a man who had a Bud Light. That's what Bud Light does to your face. Oh, no. That's what you do. I was hanging out in the balcony. That's not what you look like. I was hanging out in the balcony.

The red face. Everybody else was down there, you know, assholes and elbows, and I got up in the balcony so I wouldn't be around everybody. You were tweeting about getting beer the other day. You're like, I'm going to go get a beer. I have a restaurant in Starkville that I'm trying to get people to go drink beers at.

Dude, it doesn't matter if you drink a beer. You don't have to fucking lie to us about it. That makes it seem way worse. I would say I'm getting beers at Two Brothers. I'm getting beers at Two Brothers, yeah. I see a lot of myself in you right now. Yeah, kind of going down. I see like a 2018 Owen in you right now.

Just lying about it is what's weird. Like a Hall of Fame run. I was lying. I had the beer. I drank a little bit of the beer, but I did not drink more than one. I didn't drink a full beer. Two Brothers has great cocktails, too. Fantastic cocktails. Really nice cocktails. The best barbecue in Starkville.

What's going on with Two Brothers? You own it? I'm just saying. He definitely has a little steak, a little sprinkled steak. I just need everybody to check out Two Brothers in Starkville. That's all. You and your godbrother, Abe Miranda. Starkville is a wash in great restaurants, and Two Brothers is one of them. Nice.

I thought it was the, you said it's the only good one. No, there's a bagel place that's really good, too. City Bagel. City Bagel is closed now. Oh, damn. Beers, that's plural. And really good bean sprouts on their bagels. Yeah, it's now a taco place.

Yeah, what was the time in between those tweets? No mas. No, no. Not a no mas. Humble taco. 4 p.m. Beers. What? Oh, dude, you were slamming beersas. Humble taco. 10.24 p.m. Beer-zzz. What?

Oh, dude, you were slamming beers. I was not slamming beers. Over an hour of beer drinking? Hour 20? You keep saying drinking beers. I was having beers. I know what it means, dude. Okay.

You were drinking beers. Why is this a big deal? Because you're lying about it. You got home and right away you were thinking about being back there. You're thinking beer. I miss drinking beers they pay you by the one hour after having a beer

oh so you have a Kevin O'Leary deal or some shit like that where it's like up until a certain amount your equity vests or some shit like that you ever been there champs? I think you would rule if you were drunk and mad at us all the time what's the problem? do y'all like me to become a drunk?

a little bit I think you already are there you're a lush at us all the time. What? Do y'all like me to become a drunk? A little bit. A little bit. I think you already are there. You're a lush. I'll spend a week as a drunk. Y'all want me

to be a drunk this week? Yes, absolutely. We'll put it on the wheel. Let's get you a beer right now. Let's get you a drink. Wait, what's that bottle over there?

I haven't eaten. You'll drink anything. Pardon my take, Brandon Wine? Oh, yeah. Let's open that thing. It's not a surprise. Oh, wait.

Oh, drink the one. Drink the shampoo. You could do that. Yeah, you could drink that. That's healthy. Damn, that sounds fucking delicious. Pop Punk was incredible. It was fun.

It was dope. It blew me away. When I first watched it. I was there. You were? Yes. I didn't see you, bro. I saw it.

Oh, and I went to back. You did? Yeah. We were like back real. I was in the VIP with your old lady for a bit. No. Oh, did? Yeah. We were like back real. I was in the VIP with your old lady for a bit. Oh my God.

Yeah. I went and sat beside her and she immediately got up and left for the rest of the night. Smart woman. He doesn't like you. She wasn't sitting.

She was sitting there. She says your drinking is overwhelming. Yeah. She smelled this fucking booze hound come up to her. She kept on talking

about this drunk. Sweaty drunk. He looked like pre-death Elvis. Without the peanut butter sandwich on the toilet. Yeah, you gotta dye your hair black. No, with that too. You would look like Elvis.

If you would. He's from Tupelo. The loose skin on the face. Why don't you dye your hair black? You kind of have a little tremble in your voice like that. I don't want to. Do the lip thing, Brennan. I can't do the lip thing.

Do it. I can't do anything with my mouth. You probably can't. You got a w in your voice. I don't want to. I don't want to. Do the lip thing, Brandon. I can't do the lip thing. Do it. I can't do anything with my mouth. You probably can't. You got a wispy lip. I can't. He does have painfully thin lips. I got bad lips. Wispy.

No, TJ. That didn't mean you're... Like a serious cloud. My face is breaking out, TJ. They're so thin. Are you getting the red nose tip? Yes. Uh-oh.

You look like Gage Hammer's mugshot right now. You look fucking... Look at those beady little eyes. Show them lips, Brandon. So much pain. A Gage Hammer's mugshot right now. You look fucking... Look at those beady little eyes. Show them lips, Brandon. So much pain. A Gage machine. Show them sweat. Brandon's lips on OnlyFans.

Why are we doing this? There's so thin that... I ain't nothing but big cats, dog. You'd think that he was infertile, they're so thin, but you actually are super fertile. Oh, very fertile, yeah. My penis has had an incredible career. You had a vasectomy yet or no? No, not going to. Oh, wow. Well, he owed us one. My penis has had an incredible career. You had a vasectomy yet or no? No, not going to.

Oh, wow. Well, he owed us one. Might have another kid. Damn. I just got to get it in before the buzzer, right? I just got to get it planted before the buzzer? This year. January 1st.

Oh, shit. I forgot we're making you do it. I just have to impregnate her before January 1st. Have you been such a foul? Use a different word for it. Yeah, use a different word for it. I just got to breed my wife. Put her in the old straps you know

Just gotta dump in the gullet Before Jan 1 Nobody said it had to be my wife Oh that was implied That was implied Or you could adopt My wife wants to adopt Betsy Ross

Does she? Yeah From where? She wants to adopt some kids And give them a nice life That's what she wants Yes dude do it Huh? Kids? She wants to adopt some kids and give them a nice life. Yes, dude, do it. Kids?

She wants two, yeah. At what point, how many kids do you have where it's like, okay, maybe we aren't giving them a nice life, though? You got seven kids running around. Tommy has his own day at Barstool. They all talk to you for ten minutes a week. It's morbid, but a good question. I feel like once you get four kids, you've got to keep going.

Yeah. Right. Four is the – So you get a TLC show. It doesn't get much worse than four kids. Once you pass three – Four kids, five kids, that's the same. The fifth one starts governing the rest of them.

Yeah. My oldest is now 14 by the time – or 13. Perfect time. By the time you adopt two kids from Sudan. She's going to be raising them. By the time this new one is done with diapers, be able to drive them to daycare. Elon Musk over here, my boys. How old would they be if you adopted them?

Newborns? Maybe 16. Maybe they were small kids probably. You should do something different, like adopt some middle-aged dudes. Like a 19-year-old kid? Or adults. Should I adopt Ben Mintz? Is that what?

No, I don't think that's legal, bro. Why are triplets always well-kept? You think having three at once would be financially almost impossible? I feel like triplets only happen to affluent people. They should all be bedridden. Yeah, because they come from fertility treatments. You get a fertility treatment, you're more likely to triple up. And so it's like if you can afford the fertility, you can get a fucking...

Okay. Are there poor triplets? They're always so well kept and crappy and... I feel like it's also such a flex that you want to show them off when you go out in town

and stuff. So you have... So people are like, oh my God, triplets? So you really got to make sure you have to dress the same. And you have to because going anywhere

would be a nightmare. Yeah, you got to make it worth... Triplets are incredible. I know some poor triplets. You know some triplets? I don't know nary a triplet. I don't know a triplet. Really?

I don't know a triplet. I don't know any triplets. Two of them are fat and one of them is skinny. No. That's not. That's just somebody that leased on to twins. Well, I think that's usually what happens with triplets if they're poor that they eat the smallest one. There's a runt.

Can you have triplets where two of them are identical and one of them is not? I had quads on my case. You're the non-identical one? I had quads. Unless you were better looking than the... Were they identical? I had to go out and eval quads,

two girls, two boys, and then I was just assigned them. Were you just having them play four square or what? It was just playing on the floor. Floor square? It felt so bad for the parents. Yeah? I would roll up.

Like, this is the guy who's gonna... So someone else for us to take care of what did you like was the intervention successful no it was the opposite we had to assign another woman

to help me out oh you weren't enough yeah you're enough bro don't let them not for quads well it's fucking quads I mean yeah

quads you should have sent two to start off with like they should have sent you and a partner. I feel like that's a bummer, too. A vagina can't possibly recover from four children. No. No, they're resilient things.

She's not telling the truth. They're very elastic. No, not true. What is the truth? Buddy. Well. A third degree tear. I ripped from my pussy to my asshole.

That's what always happens. I cried every time I took a shit for two months. It was a nightmare. Everyone picture it. Picture it in your minds. It was terrible. Are we dealing with witchy though? I am. I'm a fan.

Before you have your baby, you're supposed to get like... You better get the best. Are we dealing with I am. I'm a fan. Before you have your baby, you're supposed to get like You're supposed to take like olive oil and have your partner stretch like your pussy out. What is it called? Olive oil?

Your perineum. Yeah, your perineum. You're supposed to like sit down and have your partner like get down there and like stretch it out for you before you have your for like a month.

That's the motion? I was picturing like the fucking shining. No, I know that I'm actually trying to tear a phone book and you eventually want oh yeah

brute force like opening an elevator door that's gonna kind of close on you you gotta push it like a massage and eventually

you want it to look like the end of a whoopee cushion where it just like flops around in the wind I make you resent do you resent your child at all

it's an outie no no only Pat are you trying to Do you resent your child at all? It's an outie. No, no. Only Pat. Only Pat. Are you trying to figure out why your parents resent you? It's got to be. It's because you told your mom. I just like now I'm thinking about it.

I'm like, I cannot. Like having a baby must be like the hardest. That came out like a wombat. Dude, the worst part in the video, because Pat shot it like widescreen for some reason. It's like me holding the baby for the first time. I was getting creative. And then at the bottom, you see. You thought he went with the fish eye.

I had a drum. I thought it was on film. She's covered in blood from her hands all the way to her elbows and she has like two knitting needles and she's like literally like sewing. That's part of it. Does that need to be on video?

Whenever I watch it, I have to cover the right side of the screen because it's like so dramatic. How would he record that? I don't know. He's into horror and gore. What are the cameras? He recorded it widescreen. I don't know. He did into horror and horror. The camera recorded it widescreen.

I don't know. He did. He did do Texas Chainsaw. Yeah. Yes. That's shades of that. I would love to take

the scene of like cash coming out and do like this Star Wars scroll like as he's coming out with like seven pounds six ounces. Yeah. He makes you redo it.

He's like we didn't get the shot. Put it back in. Maybe back in Just reset And scene We're good here That's it

He's got Gage In there We actually Going in and out Can we do a fun one How we cut the umbilical cord That's so silly One for me

One for you Let's spin the wheel Is your like Goo cherry Like a quilt patch? I'll be honest, I'm afraid to even, I don't know. It's a mystery. Quaint, quilted taint? Yeah, it's quilted.

Like a bookshop in New Hampshire. I don't know. The quilted taint bookshop. Tastes like maple. It's very quaint. My pussy's very quaint now. Also haunted. Chops's very quaint now. Also haunted. Chops, you did like a...

Exactly, nice. What would you say if somebody called your pussy quaint in heat? I think that actually sounds nice. I can picture it. You know those people in Brooklyn who dress like they're in the 1920s with the pettily hot stashes? I can see like, oh, this quaint pussy. Yeah, I can see like... oh, this queen pussy. Yeah, I can see like a big ass bike in there.

Me and Muggsy and the boys are checking it out. Oh, man. But yeah, let's spin that wheel for real. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh. Transition's crazy. Burn our den.

Uh-oh. Let's crazy. Bernadette. Uh-oh. Come on, come on, come on. Let's go. Nice. Honestly, almost a little premature because there's a lot of dry already on there. And we have to spin again, right? What is wheel reset?

No, we don't have to spin again. No, that's true. When you reset the wheel, you have to spin again. Yeah, guys. Thank you for knowing the rules. It was a huge fucking thing last time. Yes. Wait, that's all we got?

It was two more wedges? Uh-oh. I feel like that's foreshadowing. It was only two more wedges? That's all we got. Oh, God. When was the last reset? We wedded a week ago Friday, right?

Oh, and that resetted it. No, wet doesn't reset. We'll reset resets. But wet doesn't reset. How do you reset a wet without a wet reset? We don't spin after a wet. No, you're resetting a wet reset. We're not resetting a wet.

What type of shit is this? Why don't you have a cast on, brother? Oh. Because I need someone to put it on. Why didn't you steal an open mic for LA? Oh. Don't do it. I'm sorry about that.

I do need to go. We all still owe some things from LA. Yeah. Except for Kyle. Including me, that same punishment. I have to rent a Lambo. Do you really? I think that's got to be a little harder here.

That's like, You never know. Saw a Lambo yesterday being used for a photo shoot on like 7th Avenue. So that was probably rented. I saw a fucking McLaren today just parked on the street. Dude, it pissed me off, dude.

Just parking it next to a Toyota. Yeah, nice cars in the city do kind of piss me off yeah you fucking doing you're not supposed to be here or just what are you trying to do why are you trying to park it there you're trying to stick out like a sore thumb is that what it costs to rent za 2100 per 24 hours damn that's not oh with a 2500 as bad as i was i saw nate after uh pop punk and i guess he didn't know about the LeBron Ardenne wheel, and he was super excited.

And he might have been drunk in the moment. He might go back on this, but he said that he was willing to pay for it. Oh. Which is $1,600 at least. It's $4,500 a person. No, no, no. $450 a person.

He's talking about something else. Wait, what are you $450 a person. He's talking about something else. Wait, what are you talking about, TJ? TJ's talking about a Lambo. No. I'm talking about LeBarnadine. It's $450 a person. Can you explain to Chaps what that is? I actually have no idea what it is.

You have to take Nate out to dinner at LeBarnadine, right? It'll probably want to be in a lunch, but it could be an early dinner. Everyone has a punishment on the wheel, and I didn't want to give a traditional punishment. So we're going to the best restaurant in the city, me, Nate, and two other people from the show who the wheel will determine. Nice. And we're going to have the tasty menu, I think with the wine pairing, hopefully with the wine pairing. It's going to be a hell of a night. That's actually awesome. Yeah, it's going to be awesome. I would love to go to that. Would you? It's going to be a hell of a night. That's actually awesome.

Yeah, it's going to be awesome. I would love to go to that. For June? Great time, yeah. I don't know how adventurous people are with eating. I think a lot of it would be way over my head. I'm not going to know what something that fancy is. It doesn't matter, though.

It doesn't matter if you know what it is. It's on them to make it taste good. Take large and frank. Are they going to be picking it? No, it's random people from the show. You have to wear a dinner jacket. Will they tell to be picking it? No, it's random people from this show. So it's like it doesn't, you know, you have to wear a dinner jacket. Will they tell you what to eat there? Yeah, I think it's already.

Is the punishment that you have to pay for? No, there's not really a punishment. Punishment's really just an eye of the beholder. Somebody's going to have to pay for it. Well, maybe everybody splits it and everybody just kind of bears their own portion of the yoke. But I don't think it has to necessarily be a punishment. It's just a slice on the wheel. I've long said we have too many punishments on the wheel.

We do. It's become a torture show. You have a couple things that are nice. And that's what this is. This is something that's nice. Do you think it would be bad for anybody? Does anybody not want to do that? Is anybody squeamish about food or not eating nice food?

I don't remember the last time I got dressed up for something, and I would love to get over the top dressed up for something. Like prom style? Yeah. I think Kim's for a yak prom. Yak prom would be awesome. Take my quaint pussy out for a company party.

Come on, girl, we're going out for a night on the town. When is the company party, Seth? It's late August, right? August 25th, DM me for the address. Yeah. He's selling wristbands. We had a coin guy the other day, but he didn't want to kiss. Well, you can't do people at barstool events.

That was one of our early rules. But even if he had wanted to. He was also wearing a yak shirt that I drew. Ah. He was. Oh. How was it fitting him? Well.

Really? He must have had a fucking great body. He looked good. Did the guy have a great it fitting him? Well. Really? He must have had just a fucking great body. He looked good. Did the guy have a great body? It was average. Really? Yeah. And the shirt still looked that good on him?

Yeah. God damn, dude. That's fucking fire. He was Owen-like in his presentation. Dude, today I tried to dress him. He wasn't. He was Asian. Well, it's not from the Asian part.

You present Asian. It was Asian. It's not from the Asian part. Yeah. You present as if you were an Asian. I'd not from the Asian part. You present as if you're an Asian. I'd say his shoulders and everything else was close to you. He might have been a little thicker. Does your wife want to adopt from America or from one of the other six continents? I don't know.

Really? Yeah. I would love a video of you flying into China to adopt or something like that. That would be super sweet. I feel like you'd have a tough time adopting if you're doing it as a content thing. of you like flying into China to adopt or something like that. That'd be super sweet. I don't think, I feel like you'd have a tough time adopting if you're doing it

as a content thing. I don't, I think people document their adoption journeys a lot. Well, there was this couple that got in huge trouble because they were one of those crazy,

like they make all their money off having their family on YouTube. So they made this big series where they were adopting this kid and it was this big thing. Same algorithm. And then people started to notice like where's that kid they adopted they just like never not they just weren't in the videos anymore it turns out they like didn't get along with the kids so

they returned it and they never addressed it and like never whatever and then they got big time you can do that no no no no who did they return a lot of I don't know. But there was like a criminal investigation around it too. It's tip drill. They just kept the baby in the air and just sent it on to the next one. Because they were accepting, I think part of it was they were accepting funds from the state too because if you do like a new adoption, you get some fund from the state to help you get settled and things like that. Yeah, a lot of those families are nuts. Yeah.

Anyway. Families that adopt, you're saying? Not yours, no. Oh, the content families. Yeah, the content families. Families that adopt. you're saying? Not yours, though. Oh, the content families. Yeah, the content families that adopt. So Brandon. So Brandon. Yeah, Brandon.

I never said I was going to do it for content. I just, my wife wants me to do it. We're a content family. Who adopts? I've been fighting it for a couple years. Eventually, I'm going to have to do it, though. Yeah, your content house is just looking for a diversity hire. You never know, though.

What do you guys call yourselves? Like, what's the house? The Walkers. Or the Walkers. Meet the Walkers. We're the Walkers. We're the Walkers. Yeah, we're the Walkers.

Well, we're the Walkers. That's probably the whole name right there. What's your guys' theme song? Rain-ding-dee-dee-dee-ding-ding. No. No rain? Oh, that's a Pick Central theme song I thought he was

Playing us out You freaking wish Brandon No I don't Just thought he was Playing us out I know you like to Fucking come in here And chill on the show

Who would have the Best sitcom At the office Like a real Just following Of their home life I think it is Brandon You think

Yeah probably Brandon Oh White Sox Dave White Sox Dave is up there. White Sox Dave got shitted on all weekend by Dave. He really did. He truly did. He really did. And then he got into beef with Carl. It was beef with that guy.

Those guys always beef with each other. That's crazy. That's Chicago, the Chicago beef way. Who slipped in at some point, I believe. Who? The Dew. Oh, really? He was part of the beef?

Back and forth last night. He's gotten in more I want to fight you arguments probably than anybody in the last five years. The do? Oh, really? He was part of the beef? He's gotten in more I-wanna-fight-you arguments probably than anybody in the last five years. And we saw him fight, and it was terrible. They do? He's already ready to go fisticuffs. He looked like a paraplegic trying to box. He did? Paraplegics would be significantly worse than that.

Paraplegics? I don't know. It looked like he didn't have arms. It's not saying quadra. Yeah, but I mean, so you're saying that he looked like he was from the waist up paralyzed? It looked like he didn't know how to use his arms. I mean, I think rough and rowdy is a good case study on how the average man does fight. That's true.

Especially when you get Barstool employees involved. Because a lot of the other guys will have been like street fighters but like when you really like put one of us in there, it ain't good. A lot of windmilling. Yeah, it's not pretty.

A lot of windmilling. And exhausting. Shoving and gripping and leaning and fucking quitting. This shit is not impressive. Maybe you should fucking totally do it, dude.

Would you? No. No. It's funny because you it, dude. Would you? No. No. It's funny because you can fight, too. AB and Nate almost did it a couple years ago. Nate was insistent that it was odd. Like a month. It would have been win-win.

Really rating me. Yeah. That's what he said, yeah. And what was your dissenting opinion? I ran the math. I don't think I would enjoy it. What the ass goes into your enjoyment? I don't do that whole spotlight on that.

I feel like you're a circus act. Shout out to Alex Bennett. I can't believe she's doing it. It's crazy. I think she's going to win. I'm worried about her. Why? No one's ever gotten hurt from her.

She's fighting somebody who's done it before. If she sneaks one through without headgear and she actually knows how to punch, I think she could hurt Alex. Our other people usually fight each other. This one's fighting an actual... The only thing that might save her is the bigger gloves. I'm also terrified for ducks.

Even there. He's fighting a tank. Yeah, me too. He's fighting a tank. That guy's big, yeah. And he doesn't look like... Doug's a big dude too, but this dude looks like he's big and has been throwing bales of hay around. Yeah. He's not fighting slap for cash, is he?

He's not a blogger for a living. Yeah. Love to see Big T fight. I think he would do surprisingly well you gotta bounce macro dosing yep

for real alright we can end the show Frank 1 Brandon 2 Tico 3 for sitcoms I think would be my rankings

I think Large would be good too because he's fancy yeah that would be great and yeah he's fancy and his whole family gets in on the act yeah and then you'd have

his like GoPro while it's going by at the beginning of the scene. Like, hi, I'm large. That's true. What do you think would make Tika so funny? I'm just hoping she lives with her brother Patrick. I don't know if she does. I haven't seen him in a minute. Really?

He's definitely fucking somewhere. Yes. I text with him. My boy is intensely sexual. He would have thrashed him. And Frank has intensely sexual. He would have thrived. Frank has the relationship with his neighbor. Or I guess that's gone now. That was very funny.

That would be great. The woman who confirmed that, like, no, no, he's like this 24-year-old. That's who you're talking about? Yeah, did you see that? Frank's old neighbor tweeted out this poor woman lived next door to him and his old apartment got the pizza. And, like, she said she She said she moved because of him. Yeah, that and then there was also

who's the guy with the big ass belt. Wait, we need to clarify why she moved. Because he yells all the time? Because he yelled so much. But that's his right. You're in your own house, you're watching them, that's what you're going to do. And then there was another character who wore a massive belt. Yes, that's his name.

The fucking Colts fan. Ralph? I remember the Colts fan. Wayne? Ralph? I remember the Colts fan. That guy was a wild card too. He was like a real cream. That whole building. That would be a good show. If you did a Discovery Plus show, everybody that

lives in this apartment building, we're going to cover your lives. Everyone who has a wall connected to Frank. Oh, you parked in the wrong spot? Good bitch, we got cameras. That style of apartment building always has the craziest and awesomest people in there. That style, like the- Anytime you got to move into a place that has a pizza window, you have to. Yeah.

I did a video on Bill's fans like two years ago, and they had that exact style of apartment, and they're like super- It's just ready to move in and it's just. Or like even that layout of like apartment building that has like this central staircase that like kind of branches off to like two lower and it's probably about four stories usually. Like that style of apartment building. They're ubiquitous across the United States. They always have the fucking sweetest individuals. Fascinating.

Deeply personal like deeply individualistic human beings. Yeah. Do you guys interact with people in your building? A little bit. There's a couple that I interact with. I have a couple neighbors that I fucking hate. Like just the worst type of people. I have one neighbor that we've lived there for about a year and a half. They have a pool.

They have a pool guy that comes every single week. Never seen him get in their pool in a year and a half. That's not really a bad trait. No, it's rage inducing. Why would you do that? It's 110 degrees and you're never going to go swimming? I agree. There's little things like bullshit. Why are you worried about their pool?

She comes out there in her moo moo. She lets her dog out at 6 o'clock in the morning on Saturday, starts fucking carrying on. Carrying on. If she's going to do that, at least take a little dip in the pool.

Maybe they wouldn't carry on so much as they tire themselves out with a nice swim. They need to get tuckered out. Swimming in the heat, that's a good way to get tired. Or if she has pool cancer and you don't know about it.

Yeah, that's true. I didn't think about that. She shouldn't get it all the time. She shouldn't have maintenance on her pool if she has pool cancer. Just let it go.

Just let your pool go. You have to get maintenance. You don't want somebody else to get pool cancer if they ever come over. True. True. That's true. She is getting a new upgrade on her kitchen, which I'm excited about. See how that goes.

You hate her and you know this much about her? You obviously talked to her. It's not that hard to see a kitchen repair truck outside with big pictures on that says kitchen renovation it's sad that whenever someone like moves into a new house they they renovate the kitchen so hard that like there's nothing that stays from a kitchen renovation like you're building a kitchen just for someone else in like a couple years to be like i don't like it can i tell you something that triggered me i got an email that said that my old house was for sale i don't know why they sent me the email

they changed so much stuff in that house in a year and then put it on the market and sold it again they're just trying to put it for sale they didn't realize that you had boosted the resale and they're just trying to boost the resale like the resale has already been boosted business they redid the bathroom in the kitchen and it looks like shit i was like what are you guys doing what they do what it would look like shit about it well they changed the granite without changing the cabinets, which is just a real... It's gauche. You should buy it back. It's very gauche. Buy it back and revert everything.

They're trying to sell it for $150 when they bought it for last year. They think they're house flipping? Dude, house flipping is a disease. You know what's crazy to me? Worse than pool cancer. I've rented and I've moved every year of my life since I was 18. I always these videos like they get targeted at me of like people fixing up their rentals and doing stuff i will never spend a dime fixing up a place i'm renting

i don't care if it looks like shit my last apartment was a shithole and like i will never chef donnie redid his house it looks fire and he's renting it right and like he read they're gonna have to fucking paint it over. They do a show there. Yeah, they put in like $4,000 graffiti mural art. Yeah. And they were hoping to eventually buy it. And then like the next day, the landlord was touring other people to buy it. Oh, no.

Like, I don't know if you can. They had to lie and say they had COVID like every week for like two months, I think. Whoa. I don't know if the landlord has ever seen it. Oh, God. But yeah, they built the whole studio, too. Yeah. Kitchen.

The whole big thing there. But he's got a show. But outside of that, I don't understand. I always see on TikTok people doing, I'm changing my floor, my walls. I'm like, no. No. No. Fuck no.

Unless you want that sweet ass resale value. If you're not reselling it, who the fuck for? You know what I mean? I'm going to leave this place worse than what I found it. Always. Always. And that's my fucking promise to you. I'm going to bring in some roaches before I leave.

Yeah, just sprinkle them in there. Yeah, just be like, I'm leaving. Here you go. Just order some termites online and be like, you like this wood? I got takeout yesterday and putting it all out on the counter. And we've never had roaches ever in our apartment. And I'm standing there at the counter. I'm eating, eating, eating.

And then all of a sudden my eye catches movement. On one of the containers, like on the inside of it, I have the pictures, was a little roach crawling around on the food. And I was like, should I tell the restaurant? I'm never going to be one of those, like, everybody look. But should I call them and tell them, like, maybe check your shit? They probably know. There's no way.

They know. Which made me feel even grosser. I'm like, oh, my God, if there's one. Because if it got into the packaging that they put the food in, they're everywhere. It was teeny tiny. You got a roach party. If they're hanging out in the Kung Pao chicken box,

you already got a roach party. Damn, that sucks. Yeah, it was very. I wanted to. And that feeling that you got roaches is just like the ultimate worst. Like if you have had roaches, I grew up poor, so we had some roaches. When my friends used to come over, I'd be like, we can't go into the kitchen at night. My dad's a drunk and he'll beat us.

Anything to make him receive. Like just don't turn the light on in the roaches. No, we're not poor. My dad would just beat the shit out of us. It's fine, it's fine. Your dad's like What? He's like Touching his nose

Like no I'm not Meanwhile my dad's Like a Sunday school teacher In Super Bowl Who's Mitch? He's fucking drunk He beats the shit Out of everybody

I was just trying To get a Pop-Tart At 11.30 Oh my god Damn chaps How long are you In town for brother? Till Friday

Oh fuck yeah So be hanging out with your boys some Hell yes We love that Dude well Thanks for Bird dogs Thanks for being

Oh and dude also Go to birddogs.com Dude if you don't have them You're missing out Yep Get a promo code yak They'll throw in a free Bird dogs rope hat

And if you have the shorts You need their pants and joggers They're great for golf Yeah They do look good on everybody Like seriously Everybody looks good in them Everybody here wears them? free bird dogs rope hat. And if you have the shorts, you need their pants and joggers. They're great for golf. Yeah. They do look good on everybody. Like, seriously, everybody looks good in them. Everybody here wears them? I'm wearing them right now.

So much, eh? Yep. Jinx, you owe me a bird dog. Very comfy, good look. You smacking your ass like that, I think. Is that appropriate? I think that was a little bit beyond the pit. Right in Zah's face like that.

What about that? I know. Now Zah is just forever in that image of you smacking your ass, dude. You non-consensually just put him in that spot. Did it for the ads. That's kind of did it for the ass. All right, Steven, keep your mind right. You're a surviving barstool.

I gave you some good-ass advice. You did. I gave you some sound-ass advice. Yeah. But I'm not even going to say what it is. Yeah, tell me all fair. Lest someone else hears it. Lest someone else hears it. Lest someone else listens in.

Rooting for you, Che. It would be awesome. Did they put out the whole list of everybody that's doing it? Yeah, they did. Who's in it? It's Che, Content Kim, Tico, O'Malley, Jackie, Caroline, Rudy, one more dude, Eddie.

Eddie? Eddie? Yeah, Eddie. No way. Wow. No way. But I saw they brought in all these palm trees and shit that are in the promo or that image right there. Yeah.

I think that just having them around would make this place significantly better. Well, I agree. We have no green. Agreed. No green. So shit. We need to do a massive cleaning, throw out everything, get

an interior designer in, have something that will make people feel better because every guest that comes in here is like, you guys are sobs. This shit is gross and it honestly affects my want to come into work. It affects my mental health when I'm in here.

I was like, Japs, let's go to lunch or whatever and we'll bring it back. And he's like, honestly, I don't want to eat there. I'm 40 years old. I don't want to fucking eat in a big pen. Eat next to Glenn. He has a mayonnaise basket that he's been adding to for fucking two years.

And it's not refrigerated. Which way is he adding to it? Is he eating more mayo than he's adding? No, he's just adding mayonnaise and he's never eating any of it. And it just fucking turns in color to this gray mayonnaise. He'll have different color mayonnaise. He's got the pink sauce. Dude, it's just fucking nasty in here.

I don't even think it is. It's everybody else's stuff, man. Like, it's just so much shit everywhere. I couldn't even find a place to put my bag. It sucks. It's not right. I think it's Big Cat's fault, too, with the pile. A lot of people think it's cute. A lot of people think it's cute

to have a mess. But it is true. It starts where Big Cat's pile is and then flows over to PFT's and then their stuff comes over to me a little bit and I'm like, well, all my stuff's starting to join the pile and then you let it go and then Lenny starts getting the mayonnaise and it spreads.

It's the pile version of, we learned it from watching you, Dad. We learned it from watching you. That's right. I know. It's broken window shit and we just need to fucking fix the windows. KB's pulling a Brandon. We need more of that. I gotta go do our show. It obviously needs to be cleaner and we need

more Direct sunlight Less employees I feel bad too The woman here Who cleans during the day She's like on her own Get the fuck out of here She's doing her best

Like she's like Those Afghani Like border workers She's like doing The best that she can With like 50,000 people Just dumping trash In her face

Like the security guard At Woodstock 99 Just like whatever dude Could I jump on it Yes I did too That shit was amazing That was fire Of all the concerts That they showed Which one would you face and like like the security guard at woodstock 99 just like whatever dude i jumped on it yes i did too that shit was amazing that's fire which of all the concerts that they showed which one would you have wanted to go to well i didn't know how fucking badass corn was yeah i had no idea that corn went like that the way the crowd was moving for corn looks sweet and also limp biscuit

limp biscuit the hardest i've ever been punched in the face was at a limp biscuit concert really i went to it was ha Halloween night, I think 1998 or 1999. They had Family Valley tour, which was like Incubus and 311, Korn, Orgy, Limp Bizkit, all those bands. And Method Man was there for some reason too. And they played

Break Stuff. I think it was the first time that they had ever played Break Stuff live. And it was, I think it was 98. And they were like, break your fucking face tonight and somebody was just like at the time i was probably like five eight like i was small i was still in high school where they punch your nose or your cheek i mean i think the whole thing it was just a big fist like your nose explode and i i knew at that point i can't be a boxer because i was like i got hit in the nose For the first time really getting hit in the nose like that,

my eyes watered. I was like, so I can't fight. I'm not going to be that kind of guy. It was insane, man. I think I was 98, so I was 16. Damn. Concerts were different then. Yeah.

Different time. Oh, Stained opened up too. Stained. It's a real motherfucking deal, y'all. Is this Woodstock 99? Yeah. I think Limp Bizkit even looked better because it was during the day and you could see how

far back it was and you could just see the entire sea of like 250,000 people going bananas. The fact that they're all bent over rocking like that, that shit looks so dope, dude. They're doing the New York City Shuffle. Yeah, KB was just describing Limp like that, that shit looks so dope, dude. They're doing the New York City Shuffle. Yeah, KB was just describing Luke Biscuit. That shit looks so hard.

And then when Red Hot Chili Peppers started playing the song about the fire, when they had all those fires in the stands and people were getting burned and shit, and they're like, fuck it, let's play a song about fire. I'm like, yeah, let's do it. I love all the musicians. And I think I agree with them being like, it's not my responsibility.

Right, yeah. It kind of isn't. No, it it's not you shouldn't have to be like all right like guys calm the fuck down it's like dude he's fred durst like this would have been the first time in his life that he's encouraged people to be like calm down his song is break shit have you seen west what his face looks like they're not about to calm down he looks like a demon oh dude that shit is not happening they're like i didn't realize fred durst is such a dick it's like no dude he's fred durst he's the guy you booked yeah and he basically said that at the end he was like what are we supposed to do like we're we were here to party and that's what we did yeah we're here to turn this crazy i miss festivals am i gonna watch this documentary oh yeah it's very good just came out the other week right yeah it's awesome it's like

it's only three parts but it's super easy watch. You just rip through it and it's not like this. Because, dude, applause to them for only going three parts. People try to go fucking... The eight parts, dude, I don't need it. Would Jeter have six or eight? I don't need it, dude. I think short parts.

And they're only like 50 minutes. And they could have just made it one long thing. Three parts is perfect. What part blew your dick off the most? I mean, the first one, because it was still good vibes. And then by the second and third one, the second one took a turn. Babadook vibes. To me, the Babadook vibe came, I always thought the dudes that were playing in the mud and

having mud football or doing whatever, I thought that was an iconic scene from that Woodstock. And not that it's poop water. Oh, damn. They're in open sewage and they're like, we love it out here. We're the mud boys. I'm like, we're the poop boys. The woman had like, folliculitis. I had sores all over my face. She was saying that she had like, basically

what you get from being in a sewer. She couldn't even swallow. She couldn't do anything. And it was the very next day. They said they had to get her out of there and there's all kinds of people the sanitation dude gets interviewed he's like it's my worst nightmare oh god terrible but big recommend on that would you go because it's 30 years now they should have one i think it'd be coming up soon right oh no i guess 50 would have been in 2019 right yeah they Yeah, they should have done that. But I fuck with festivals so heavily that, yes, I would go to a reboot,

and I would have liked to have gone to that one. I think after Korn, with what happened at Korn, I think I'd be like, I'm the fuck out of here. I'm not staying for this shit. Getting trampled to death? No thanks. No. Staying for Sunday of the festivals.

It's like Vegas, man. Two night towns. Two night towns. And how pissed you'd be at the end when they were like we got a special thing and then they just show a video

yeah I can't fuck with concrete either I need grass dude there's like some festival in Michigan that's like all trees and shit which I think is

significantly sweeter not just being in the public like that alright let's end the show Brandon ok alright perfect alright we'll be back tomorrow with more of the Yak in the public like that. All right, let's end the show, Brandon. Okay. All right, perfect.

All right, we'll be back tomorrow with more of The Yak. With that ass fat, KB gonna have that.