The Yak - Brandon Got BODIED By All Business Pete | The Yak 3-13-23

Episode Date: March 13, 2023

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Roback. Bad news bears looking ass, Brandon. Somebody else just said that. I wanted to say it on the show before. Where'd your shoes go? Well, see what happened is Nick and I had the same shoes. Where'd your shoes go? I copied Nick's shoes and then he took his shoes off so I had to double copy him.

I had to make a copy of a copy. You guys were in the same shoes? That's not true at all. I told Ron I'm going to be practicing grounding and he was like, I'm going to as well. You want to go shoeless? Yeah. Like Joe? Like Joe Jack?

What's up, boys? What's up, shoeless? What's up, my boys? Miss you, guys. Miss you. Miss you, man. Steven's back. Why?

I asked the same thing. My vacation was over. How was it? Of course. Delightful. How much pussy did you eat? Yeah, that's the question I was going to ask it to. I mean, technically it was over. How was it? Delightful. How much pussy did you eat? Yeah, that's the question I was going to ask it to.

I mean, technically it was one. Yeah, I guess, yeah. Oh, that's true. You only ate a single pussy. What a bitch. But it's like, how many times did you go to the buffet? Not how many buffets did you eat at? How many trips to the buffet? Some sit-down restaurants.

A little bit of dessert. Sit-down restaurants. A little bit of dessert. Some sit-down restaurants. Does that mean eating ass? Is that a resort? No. Steven's mic is really low. No, he answered that generally. I had a lot of dessert.

Oh, God. I gained back a lot of weight. That's okay. He can't wait eating pussy. That's funny. Pussy had calories. Steven, your pics sucked when you were gone They did they were bad

I yeah you got Legitimately very mad at me one night and I Was not I was not aware of it at the time And then several hours later you texted me and you're like I'm really not that mad I was like what are you talking about I was mad

Yeah if he has to text he's not that mad He was definitely mad That was my cool down, you know. He's trying to bring it back to normal. Yeah, it's like right after they looked at Chernobyl and they're like, this isn't that bad. Denial. Yeah, yeah. Did Chernobyl even happen, though?

Can we really be sure? Oh. Walk us down this path. Chernobyl sounds so methodical to me. It is fucked up. Next thing you know, Mean Girls is going to be like, Sandy Hook was a false flag. But regardless, I support Jordan Woodruff and Alex Jones. I mean, Alex Bennett.

Could you play the clips for people who didn't see it? I have a question for you guys, for you fellas, after we play the clip. I'm not falling for this. Do you think dinosaurs were real and existed? Do you believe in dinosaurs? Do you think dinosaurs were real and existed? Or do you think they were methodical creatures? I don't know.

Part of me likes to think that there was, but part of me likes to also not think that there was because it freaks me out. Tyrannosaurus rexes were the ones that flew, right? No. That's enough. Everyone's got the? No. Okay, that's enough. Everyone's got the gist. No, you don't. Okay, keep going. Adam Cook.

The T-Rex. Pterodactyl. Pterodactyl. And then what? They all just went extinct? Meteor. Got them all? Got them all.

But dinosaurs don't, if you're a reptile, you don't have to have sex to reproduce. You just lay eggs. No, you do have sex. That's Jurassic Park. How would that?

Like a penguin, right? They lay eggs. They went extinct because they stopped reproducing, but I guess there was a meteor. I didn't know have sex. That's Jurassic Park. How would that... It's like a penguin, right? They lay eggs. They went extinct because they stopped reproducing, but I guess there was a meteor. I didn't know that part. You didn't? Wait, Alex. Are you serious? Yes, it's like basic third grade history. I've never heard that. The Big Bang? No, not the Big Bang!

That was a genius. I thought the Big Bang was the meteor. No, the Big Bang is the creation of the universe. It's going to make their show bigger no matter what. That was my question. No matter what, this is going to make their show bigger, and interacting with it only makes it bigger. And I want their show to get as big as possible.

I do too. Are we getting got, though? possible. I do, too. Are we getting got, though? Yes. I think so, too. I think this was, they laid it on too thick. I do believe that Oklahoma did not teach Alex basic things like dinosaurs existed, but. It was probably a creationism type. That's a myth.

Yeah. What? In the South, we still get taught dinosaurs and all that too so so then it's a full bit it's i think alex was doing a bit i think jordan was just being jordan yeah i i think he's afraid of so you think when she like said methodical that was part of it or i yeah i don't know about that part that is the outlier you're doing a bit right yeah it's a bit, right? Yeah, it's a bit.

I saw it and I sat and tried to write to one-up it and I couldn't. It's great. The scriptwriters for Mean Girl. You were laid flat like the earth is. I couldn't do it. These scriptwriters are getting fucking good. If you did see the first Jurassic Park, the velociraptors were very methodical in the way they attacked people. That's true. Thank you, Steve.

That's gotta be what she was thinking. It might be the scriptwriter for Mean Girl. Yeah. You think it's in the front, but that's the two from the side. That's what they're paying David for. He had the ink and quill up all night. David was like, dinosaurs. What if we do a dinosaurs thing?

I hope they don't feel bad about people cracking on it. Because it doesn't like make me mad no i think it's like no if it makes you mad you're hilarious it's like awesome and like uh fun to argue about you know if it makes you mad you're getting upset at the wrong things thanks it's more just wow it's just funny as hell yeah it's just a funny thing to say and if even if it is a bit like they they nailed it nailed the bit you said what do you think kb you think they're bitten or do you think

that it's uh i think that may have been a real conversation i don't know if they i mean that'd be very that would be tough to just improv that as like a comedic bit but i think the editing part in the way they released that clip was on purpose. Yeah. It was chosen as the first clip of the episode. If it were real, I'm excited for their paint chip reviews. Does this one have lead in it? Ooh, she's a little letty.

Oh, man. Put it on them. It's so heavy. I fuck with it so heavy. As soon as I saw it, yeah, I was like, yep, this is it. Yeah, they did it. They nailed it. They've done it.

Tash, what do you think, my boy? I don't think anything. Well, now they could. That's good honesty right there. I watched it, and I was like, oh, that's crazy. And then I went back to doing normal things with my life. Playing video games? Yeah.

I do think, I don't think it was planned out at all. I think the way that whoever clipped it and posted it, that was planned out. Who did that? I do think. It was just a straight conversation, wasn't it? I always added it. That was it. But I do admire that they don't care, because I would never put anything out like that.

As soon as you got one comment being like, you're dumb, I would be like, all right, we're deleting this now. Roan used to try to entrap you with those things. Yeah. Yeah. You hate me. I mean, like, fucking Chuck will take the worst two minutes

of our episode and throw it on every single social platform. Roan sends those clips in. Oh, but that's what they like doing that, because then people will comment, like, these guys suck. Right. I mean, is Chuck clipping that, or is Alana clipping that?

Is that an internal clip job? Because I think that's... I think that was the internal. I'll talk about, if we were ever on main page, what we'd want, and we don't know yet. Still deciding. Yeah.

Well, you'll never get there. Yeah worry about that honey sweetie oh by the way it was rude of me to to say congratulations to roan ab and nick all your teams made the tournament yeah huge um yeah feels great you haven't made the tournament yet. We're not in yet. There's a 68-team field. We're in the tournament. You're in. What are you playing in?

The play-in game. Oh, okay. So what are you playing in for? We're in the tournament. Well, then why would you play in the play-in? Is there a field of 64 or a field of 68? Why would you play in the play-in game if you're in the tournament? They're giving us a chance in an extra game.

More money. You're not in the tournament yet, buddy. We're in the tournament. No. More money? Your team doesn't have its own line on the bracket. Yeah. Yeah, we share a line. That's an extra game. More money. You're not in the tournament yet, buddy. We're in the tournament. No. More money? Your team doesn't have its own line on the bracket. Yeah. Yeah, we share a line.

That's fine. We're still both in. We did bracket buskers, and you get two teams. Us and Pitt are still in. You're in the round of 128. Yeah. No, we're in the round of 68. No.

There's only four teams that get that privilege. No. You're not in the tournament yet. All right, this is about TJC. Bracket buskers out yet? We're not making it. No, it comes out tomorrow. Tomorrow.

Tomorrow. Okay, so we shouldn't talk about it. Shouldn't talk about it yet. Cool. You're not in the tournament.. All right, this is about TJC. You're not making it. No, it comes out tomorrow. Tomorrow. Okay, so we shouldn't talk about it. Shouldn't talk about it yet. Cool. You're not in the tournament. That wasn't live? I thought it was, too. Oh.

Isn't it usually live? I made this mistake last year. Don't do it again, Seth. Don't fucking do it. Don't. I'm not. You're going to remember your team? Yeah.

What is it? I'm not going to say. There you go. Good job. I'm not going to spoil the entire thing. Good job. There's going to be a lot of people watching. Me and Che are be a lot of people watching to figure out what our team we had. You and Che?

Yeah, me, Che, and Jerry are a team. Perfect. Did they say the prize for it at all, or is that also going to be revealed? Can't say that either. Can't say that? I want to talk about this stuff. No, we can't say it. I know it's not fair for us to have to film stuff and not talk about it.

Shout out to Busker Irish Whiskey. You're not even supposed to say that, bro. They sponsored Pick Central. You're not supposed to say that. Oh, you can say that. DJ, you're going to have to delete that clip. I was in such a bad mood when we were doing that, and I was walking up, and Nate was like,

come on, man, get up here. Don't be shy. And I was like, I'm not shy. I'm so mad. So you didn't say it like that. You looked at your feet and twiddled your fingers like, I'm not shy. I'm so mad. So you didn't say it like that. You looked at your feet and twiddled your fingers like, I'm not shy. I looked him dead in the eyes. I was like, I'm not shy.

They got you. Dude, some people just have way too much energy early in the morning. I guess it wasn't early in the morning. That was 11 a.m. But it's still too early to have that much energy. Yeah. Today was everybody in the office, too. So people were having catch-up

conversations. Some people were acting like camp counselors. We always turn into a bunch of campers. Every time we have a full office, it feels like while you're at school but waiting for the bus to get you for a field trip. You know that energy? Yeah, exactly that.

Well, since no one's ever here. We're here every day. And then you come in and there's a thousand people around your desk and they're all, like, giggling and, like, punching each other. Yeah. And you're like, ah. Don't look at me. Because you're an OG now.

No, I just don't. You're an old head. Yeah. I'm not. I've been here for a cup of coffee, guys. Relax. When does the cup of coffee go away? Ten years.

Is it ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten years? Ten cup of coffee go away? Is it 10 years? 10 years? I just finished my cup a year ago. Yeah. Been here for like a cup and a half, maybe. You're expendable. Yeah. I spoke up a second ago and wanted to talk about my team,

and I got in the way of you shitting on TJ for his team not making the tournament. Yeah. And we need to circle back and shit on TJ. No, that's a big snub. Yeah. And we need to circle back and shit on TJ. No, that's a big snub. Yeah, I remember we were watching them win their Big Ten game, and you said that was a shoo-in. They were guaranteed.

You did. They're not in it. The NIT, one seed. Yep. TJ, this is what happens when your dad's a loser. Wow. Sure. Come on, fight. I like your dad's a loser. Wow. Sure. Come on, fight.

I like it. Put your hands up and fight. Damn it. Are you just, I mean, I saw you after, TJ. Like, you, when it slowly started coming out, you're like, wait, they're not in this? Yeah, I knew pretty much immediately when I saw you. You guys got fucked. You guys got fucked. The selection show is very mean how they do it.

Yeah. Because you get down, well, there's three brackets left. Well, there's two brackets left. And then you get to the last one, you realize you're not making it. And the way that they did it with Michigan State is the last seven seed, and they're like, well, Rutgers can't play them. TJ, you got fucked. Also, KB jinxed.

Purdue is playing the best ball I've ever seen. As soon as you started talking shit on Purdue They put it on the bulletin board They look good See that picture of Edie and Tracy Wolfson One's tall and one's short I can imagine what that picture would look like That's my favorite genre photo

Look at this This happened to me in my favorite pic of myself And it's always ruined The biggest fish I ever caught I'm standing next to my boy McKenzie in like seventh grade, and he's 12 inches taller than me. Biggest fish. It was like a 12-pound big.

That's big. 12-pound what? You got the pick? You have the pick? Pull that up, bitch. Show us the pick. Can you pull up the Zach Eady and Tracy Wolfson? By the way, for TJ, I've made this.

I know how heartbroken he is. If Rutgers goes to the final four of the NIT, I will fly him out to Vegas for it. That's nice. That's very nice of you, shit. It's in Vegas now. I didn't realize. Aren't they the one seed? Yeah, they are.

So they should be out there. Pretty good deal. No, no. It was after the game. She was getting interviewed. That's still pretty funny. That's pretty funny. He's so damn big.

He's so damn big. He should be better. I mean, he put up, what, 30 and 10 yesterday? He's the best player of the year. He should be better than he is because he's so much bigger than everybody. Look how tall he is and look how short she is. Even against, like, Penn State's big men, he makes them look so fucking tiny. Yeah. Have y'all seen the Oral Roberts guy though?

He's 7'5 His symbol harshet? But he looks taller than 7'5 He's a big 7'5 He plays on a short team 7'5 virgin? How do you know he's a virgin? I don't know if Conor Vanover's a virgin

But he transferred from Arkansas. Then, yeah, never mind. He's great. He's fucked for sure. Yeah, Purdue's been balling since you put smut on their name. Yeah, I thought I was up when they would lose. They couldn't beat a press, though. They almost lost.

We got to get catchphrases that we all say at the same time, like McAfee's crew. Oh, yeah. They all kind of chime in on unison. You know what I mean? What catchphrase did you try to get Clemmer to start saying? Wowza? Clemmer should be a catchphrase. I know. He needs one

bad. Was it Wowza? I think it was Wowza. Yeah, I think I made him do his hands. I like that. He seems like a Wowza guy. There's Connor Van Allen. Yeah, I think I made him do his hands. I like that. He seems like a Wowza guy. There's Connor Van Allen. Oh, yeah.

He didn't even have to get on the ladder. Damn. No, he's still straight. He should have gone one step. He should have gone one step. Made that uncomfortable. He's the exact same height as the ladder. Dude, that's got to suck to be that tall.

Yeah. Except for right there. Right there. Right there is about it. He wasn't even enjoying it. No. At least Except for right there. Right there. Right there is about it. He wasn't even enjoying it. No. At least he's like proportionate. Like he's like not,

sometimes you see those tall people and they're like really skinny. Yeah. He looks pretty normal. You saw a picture of him out of. It would suck though. Just like, I'm probably not going to get girls.

I'm not comfortable in homes, but at least I'm in constant pain. Can't go through doors. At least my knees are always an 8 out of 10 pain. Luckily, I'll leave this mortal vessel soon. Yeah, I'm gonna die when I'm 60. Yeah. That'll be an inconvenience for

my pallbearers. His fucking casket sags. Yeah, it's got a bend. Fuck his legs in. They'd have to hire a magician to do the split in half. Kevin Durant is seven feet, and he lists himself as 6'11", or 6'10", right? Yeah. And he slouches.

Yeah. He never stands up straight. Of course he does. He doesn't want to be a seven-footer. Yeah. He's not very confident. Like me. I slouch.

You're seven feet. But I know that I'm 6'1". Are you? Yeah. Damn, dude. Every time I see people, they're like, I didn't know you were so tall. I'm like, I slouch. All part of the illusion.

Yeah, he does. Yeah, I do. He slouches all the time. He's like this. Yeah, he's like a cocktail shrimp. All the time. All the time. Do shrimp have this. Yeah, he's like a cocktail shrimp. All the time. All the time. Do shrimp have bad posture when they're alive?

Or do they curl up? No, I think they have actually good posture when they're alive. They don't have a skeleton. Clip it, clip it. They're very methodical in their posture. I don't believe in shrimp. I don't believe in shrimp either. Shrimp are dinosaurs, right?

They come from dinosaurs. They're like penguins. Everything does, right? That's true. Does it? Gorillas? Everything in the ocean is a dinosaur, basically, right? Yeah.

Shrimp are like penguins. Like they don't fuck. No, penguins fuck. They just do oral only. Yeah, that's what I was. And then they spit out eggs. Yeah. I think that's right.

Is that a methodical? That's methodical. What are those little green men that come from space? Those are frogs. Mexicans? We can't even do Mean Girl. No, because we're too fucking smart. Fuck, damn.

I want to be on that level, but I'm just so fucking smart. I can't. We're great history. I try to use methodical out of context in a bad way, and I can't. Definitely didn't work. I just know the definition so well. Dinosaurs weren't history either, right? Yeah, yeah.

Was it science? No? Science, not history. Yeah, before history. Right. Pre-historic. Right. Yeah, that's literally in their name. Yeah, damn, yeah. Science? No? Um, science, not history. Yeah. Before history. Right. Pre-historic. Right. Yeah, that's literally in their name.

Yeah, damn, Brandon. Good job. Oh, he did that. No, it was us. Me and you? Yeah. All right. Tag team.

You got your shoes off, too. They had their shoes off, and I thought we were all going shoes off. Should we get Stephen Chay to eat some of these chips? I want to eat a whole bag. Eat a whole bag, Stephen. Speed runner bag? Should we put a timeay to eat some of these chips? I want to eat a whole bag. Eat a whole bag, Stephen. Speedrun a bag? Should we put a time on it? Yeah.

Hey, do you think you could eat the bag of chips faster or two of the salsas? Two of the salsas would be a lot. Is it like a chunky salsa? It looks to be chili salsa. It's a perfect mixture. It's actually the perfect consistency. I mean, I'm probably going to have almost the whole thing of salsa

with the chips. Okay, so go ahead and do it. We'll get you some. We'll get some bags. The bags of chips aren't huge. I want to eat them, but I also know that people get very upset when we eat in the microwave. First of all, shout out to Chili's for this delicious salsa and chips. It's amazing. How many people do they think was on the show, though?

Can we eat this food? Go to a table. They said you wanted to break the chip record, so they sent 12 orders. chips. It's amazing. How many people do they think was on the show, though? Can we eat this food? They said you wanted to break the chip record, so they sent 12 orders. I do want to break the chip record, but I also... Chick record or the chip record? Chick record. What was that move? A little D-end action.

He did a swim move to get in here? It was like underneath, though. It was a rip. Yeah, he ripped through. I don't know. Max, we might have to make this after because I'm realizing eating chips into a microphone will piss everyone off. Literally everyone. I'd be mad at you.

Yeah. Yeah, that would be bullshit. I wrote ML Cake this weekend. So we're going to do it tomorrow for the 500th episode? Yeah, it's ready. Wow. Yeah, I wrote ML Cake. You wrote it? It's a game show. I thought it was going to be a cake. It's a game show. 500th episode? Yeah, it's ready. Wow. Yeah, I wrote ML Cake. You wrote it? It's a game show. I thought it was going to be a cake. It's a game show.

500th episode. Where you get cake. Are we doing 12 hours for it? We're not. We're not? We still have to do a 12-hour stream. Okay. We're not announcing it.

Could be today. We're just going to do it. I think we should do that. Yeah. We'll know. We'll know they won't. They won't. I actually think that I'm going to say that right now for all the Yak listeners.

You, any day could be the 12-hour stream. Makes it a lot more fun. It's not today, though. As long as you think it's not today. I was talking to Merch, and they want to do something unique. I want to do a Yak pair of jeans. Ooh. A nice pair of jeans with a real small yak tag.

Yeah. What cut? I think a light wash, relaxed fit. Yeah. Baggy or? Relaxed. So you could. Relaxed.

Boot cut? Relaxed. My question is are the legs long? A slight taper. A slight taper. I don't know. Maybe boot cut. What about like implants in the ass?

I just want to, I want the only crazy thing about them to be the tag. Little tiny yak tag. Really small? It's a really small. IAK or an actual yak? What if it was a big tag and a very small yak? Yeah. I like that.

Yeah. So you're wrong. By the way, for back to the 12 hour stream that you don't know when it's going to happen, we need to do like four hour stream before that or an 11 oh fuck them over yeah yeah like today's the day look they're on hour four it's like now we're done all right should we wrap should we wrap yeah this is going to be torture for the yak fans i love it they're just took the power back yeah so we were meeting with design people today. Damn. Okay.

And Pete shit on me in front of everybody. It was bad. Pete shit on me in front of everybody. We were talking to the design people about how to lay out our studios because I'm going to have a studio and Anus is going to have a studio. And I was in the same meeting with Anus, and they were very nice to them and said, what do you want? We want this.

We want that. And, yeah, Nick's so funny. And I said, hey, can I have a recliner? And Pete led a revolt. And the women stared at me and mockingly laughed at me and said, what do you even mean? What would you need that for? And I felt bad. It was a mess.

What was the recliner going to be for? Yeah, you didn't answer it. But I didn't know. Why did I have to answer that question? I said... Was it going to be at a desk? You said, I want a recliner as a backdrop. No, I said for my podcast backdrop, I want a recliner and they said, do you mean at the desk? What does that mean? Is that

like a picture of a recliner? What did you mean the backdrop? I want a picture of a recliner. What do you mean as the backdrop? No, for the podcast backdrop... You sound stupid right now, Brandon. Behind me, I want a picture of a recliner. What do you mean as the backdrop? No, for the podcast backdrop. You sound stupid right now, Brandon. Behind me, I want a backdrop, but I want to sit in a recliner. You didn't defend your point very well. They scared me. Pete and those women went crazy.

He kept on smirking at our suggestions. And those women were like women Pete's. Yeah. That happens when I'm in a meeting with Pete, I just open and slap him. I wish I could have. It sets the tone. I felt so bad for you, Brandon. I was just dying out there, and y'all didn't do anything

to help me. I tried. These chips are incredible. I just wanted a chair. They're the perfect chip. They were saying it's a bad look for somebody to be sitting in a recliner with a microphone. It looks weird. You should have just been like, no, it won't. Or I want a handheld mic.

I agree with them. It'll look stupid. I didn't fight on anything. You will look stupid if you recline. So unlike you. You lost all of your bravado. You were like, why are you guys laughing? I was defensive.

Oh, no. Brandon, is this true? I fell apart in that room. Fuck, dude. Also, there's some people who, in all barstool, people just seem comfortable being mean to them. I think you might be one of them.

I think Ben Mintz is one of them. I think Rico is one of them. I think people are just like, we'll make them the butt of the joke because it's easy. But those women picked up on that immediately? Yeah, you have that energy.

You have pussy energy. I don't have pussy energy. Yeah, you have that energy. You have pussy energy. I don't have pussy energy. Yeah, you do. That's what a pussy would say. You got to go in there and you got to throw shit around. Go, I want my recliner now, damn it. Yeah. And what Rudy was asking for was...

You want to go back in there? You want to go back in there? Recall the meeting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll coach you up. One more point. Yeah. When I say I want a reclinerliner it means i want a fucking recliner

we'll get an earpiece for you i don't i don't think stand up for yourself i'm not facing those women again they really put you we're terrifying yeah they were terrified all they did was laugh yeah kind of no they stared at each other they did this whole thing where it was two women right and they were sitting right here and i'm over there two of them after i asked a pack of women after i asked a question one of them went, a recliner, and she stared at the other one, and they stared at me at the same time. What did you guys ask for? Like, what were normal asks where a recliner?

He said a lot dumber shit than I did. No, he didn't. Brandon asked for an ATM. Brandon was like, you guys are probably just going with a theme, like a bar or an ATM. And we're like, what the fuck? I'm in a bank. You actually said that?

Yeah. I fell apart in there. You fell apart. A woman mentioned she went to Illinois, and he was like, oh, the 05. Dee Brown. She didn't even say it. She was like, oh, what are we doing, trivia now? Jesus, dude.

This was completely. You fell apart. Is it something that you wronged in the past? I don't know. I've never been dominated like this in this office. I've never seen anything like it. And y'all shit on me every day. Yeah.

Damn. You got worked. Yeah. And Pete, Pete was just sitting there like a puppet master, just laughing. And then he was texting me jokes on the side. About what? Maybe save some of that Mercedes money and buy your own recliner. Wow. Wow.

Oh. Pete should have let that one fly. He didn't even say it in the meeting. I texted you another joke. Oh. You want me to go? I'm meeting with them after this. Do you want me to go and be like, hey, listen, what you guys thought about that guy, Brandon,

it's actually way worse. I'm a good guy, and I deserve my recliner. Brandon, why don't you just get a recliner? So you want a pod on a recliner? This is kind of a beef, too. At first, I had my own studio. Now I'm sharing a studio with Titus. I didn't know that.

Well, I am. I don't have my own studio anymore. I'm sharing with Titus. Ours said anus slash boy dad. Yeah. Oh. What? That's what it said on the floor plan. That's news to dad. Yeah. Oh. What? That's what it said on the floor plan.

That's news to me. Yeah, congrats, man. Thank you. That must be sick. Your studio's going to have a big surfboard with a shark bite out of it. Oh, hell yeah. Wait, so you want me to get your... I want my old room back.

I don't know. I didn't... They got me and Titus together now, splitting the studio. One wall is going to be mine. One wall is going to be his. Well, why is that? Are you going to beat off at work? Is that why you want your own little space?

I just thought. Titus, you like Titus. Originally, I was told that. I thought so, too. You know, Titus makes you cooler. I know. And you want to do a show with him. Well, don't announce that.

You don't want to do a show with him. Correct, yes. Yes. Why not? Ever. Hurry up. up say who took in the bracket busters cover it up cover it up it's all right well throw god oh my god that guy he's got his own studio he does yeah i'm so pissed i was dying and drowning in my own lungs when you guys were talking about him because that man it's rough yeah how is your lungs i don't think i'm quite well um but i'm getting there is it mold yeah it was it was mold damn so class action lawsuit yeah do you not have to pay rent or something nope um just uh airing it out and that's all they do they just open the window they're cleaning it so i've been at my dad's that

would be funny if they were just like hey hey, idiot, just open the window. Yeah. It's been cold. Fuck. That sucks. Did you guys ask for a video game streaming corner? A PC. You asked for a webcam. Oh, that's sick.

That would be awesome. Yeah, because Rudy streams like eight hours a day, and just having it there, and KB's going to be doing tier lists in GeoGuessr, I'll be playing Pokemon. Hell yes. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. I just got a photo from you in the meeting when I was floundering a bit as well asking for what I wanted

because I was just like, I like industrial. And they were like, well, that's going to be the majority of the office. They are intimidating. They are. And I just got a picture of you, Kyle, during the meeting while I was floundering. I was trying to send you examples of like offices. Yeah. You were doing a crossword the entire meeting. What do you mean you got a picture from me? I was floundering, I was trying to send you examples of, like, offices. Yeah. You were doing a crossword the entire meeting. What do you mean you got a picture from me?

I was sending you, I got a picture of you in the meeting. Yeah, what do you mean by that? What else could I mean by that? Who was taking a picture of me in the meeting? Rudy gotcha. As I was floundering. All right, this whole meeting is just a fiasco. You were doing a crossword.

We need another meeting. I will go and clean this up. We're all in the same meeting? Because they were late because of bracket busters. Or bracket buskers, okay? Theirs was 11. Mine was 11.30. I showed up on time, and they showed up at 11.30, and we all had the same meeting together.

And you got dominated. I got dominated. I had to give up my meeting space, first of all. Who else was in it? It was us. Titus there? No. I don't know how Titus got out of it.

He might not even know we're splitting the studio now. Who knows? Poor bastard. Damn it, Brandon. They got to stop treating you like this. I'm going to get you. You got to start standing up for yourself. That's what you said.

I know. I don't know when that happened. Can you get him a recliner? I don't think Hank likes it. I can't do that. That's the dumbest request of all time. That's why I had a recliner. I mean, that's so stupid. Defend the recliner. It can't do that. That's the dumbest request of all time. I mean, that's so stupid.

Defend the recliner. It's comfortable. No, I do a very casual sports show, and I want it to feel like you're talking to a friend in their man cave. Recliner, yes. You know why he wants a recliner? Because he uses this room as

his own office. That's true. What are you doing? I'm telling you the truth. You want a recliner because you know you're going to take some naps on that chair. It's happening again. Yeah, if I want to use this office, I get to use this office. You're going to get a bed in your studio. You're going to live in there. Like Hugh Freeze?

Get a podcast from your bed? I just wanted a nice, comfortable chair. I've been married 16 years. She's never bought me a recliner. Is this about your wife now? He made it about his wife in the meeting, too. It was so weird. I was telling him things I shouldn't have told him.

He didn't care. It was the worst meeting of all time. It was so horrific. It wasn't good for us, either. We were lying. It was terrible for us. It wasn't good. Yeah, we looked like idiots.

How? I don't know, design. These people are machines. Why are they asking? I was just like, I like built-in shelves, maybe shelves maybe because we get knickknacks sent to us. Maybe we can put some stuff on there. I want a surfboard with a shark bite out of it. Maybe like some world maps.

And they were just like, it's really cute when people talk about interior design that don't know about interior design. I was like, all right, then you do it. And then I was just like, you know what? I trust you guys. I think that's what they were looking for. That's definitely what they wanted to hear off the rip, and there was a formality of a meeting. And Pete was enjoying the whole thing. Oh, he was sitting there.

Watching us die. The table was a little too high, so his feet weren't touching the ground. He was just kicking his feet. Oh, no. Where was it? Upstairs? Yeah. You got to go up there?

Yeah, but I've worked with these people for months. I've had conversations where I've had to be like, no, this makes no sense. We're getting an art installation. Yeah, they wanted an art installation by the basketball court, and I was like, that is the dumbest thing ever. And they're like, okay.

I asked for the most expensive thing possible. They were like, not as dumb as a recliner. Yeah, that's true. I didn't know about that one. What'd you ask for? A rocket ship or what? I want to get a huge pixel wall in the Axe studio behind us instead of just TVs with logos on it. Oh, that's what they say.

Awesome. They said we got to price it out. I want a window to make it look like we're in a cyberpunk city. We could do that with a pixel wall. That would be amazing. Yeah, I want the pixel wall too. A pixel wall is too fragile. I'm sorry.

I think the mirror or the window in the act studio is going to be uh one way like so people will think it's damn they think they're looking uh we like look out to the basketball yeah and they think they're looking at just uh a mirror so we can see people doing dumb shit we should have like a calendar that says like national look at your own cock day yeah they just walk up... I've always wanted to just watch people think that they're not being watched. What will our chairs be? Recliners?

Absolutely not. No, I actually talked to him about the XDO. It's going to look just like the Jedi Council. Nice. It's going to be sweet. Why would you want a recliner? Why would you want a podcast from a recliner? If I'm on Unnecessary Roughness

and I'm in Chicago and they're here, I want to look as relaxed as possible. It's one camera, one shot, and I'm just chilling. I'm on a Nassar Roughness and I'm in Chicago and they're here, I want to look as relaxed as possible. It's one camera, one shot, and I'm just chilling. I'm surrounded by leather. Why didn't you say that? Because they scared me. They were women. You were just stammering.

You were like, well, my wife. And then. Brandon, I want you to go back up. Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? Why are you? Brandon, I want you to go back up with me and we're going to get you this recline. And then he tried to pull me into it.

Nick, did you think that was a dumb suggestion? I said no. But to pull me into it. Nick, did you think that was a dumb suggestion? I said no, but defend it. Damn it. Brandon, you should ask for one of those buttons under your desk that locks the door

from the inside. Ron Swanson. For the Matt Lauer, right? Yeah. Ron Swanson wasn't really the angle I was going for. Oh, yeah.

Forgot. Get some macaroni and shrimp. It's phenomenal. It's really fucking good. Come on. Brandon was eating the chilies outside before the show started, and he was dancing. There's nothing wrong with that. It's funny.

Plus, you're the mailman, and he's the pit bull. Like, sass is on your ass until you move to Evanston or wherever the fuck you're going. Tell me some more stuff, because I love hearing Brandon just flounder. It was so, so bad. And I was trying to tell him an example. He's like, not like that. And I was like, well then. Yeah, Nick was talking for him like a parent.

It was. Use your words, Brandon. When a waiter comes up to a kid and the kid just looks right at the parent. It was exactly that. I was like, no, you can tell him what you want. No, go ahead. Go ahead. You just told me a second ago you wanted the grilled cheese with no crust. it was exactly that. I was like, no, you can tell him what you want. No, go ahead. Go ahead.

You just told me a second ago you wanted the grilled cheese with no crust. We practiced this. And he couldn't get it out even then. They were just like, okay, let's start from the basics. Do you want four chairs or a couch? And he just goes. He kept looking at us. He was like, will two be enough?

It was so bad. Oh, no. And then he's going to walk into his studio. He's like, this is what I asked for. Yeah. He's going to be upset. He's going to just hold that anger in him. That's a very reasonable ask.

Yeah. I do think it's dumb to recline while podcasting. If it's just like a shoulder up, he's picture in picture for unnecessary roughness, that's fine. Yeah. I do think it's dumb to recline while podcasting. If it's just like a shoulder up, he's picture in picture for unnecessary roughness, that's fine. Yeah. But yeah. Recliner. It's just crazy to work something that bad. He doesn't even realize.

He could just be like, I want to have my own space to get away. He could have said anything other than just stammering and saying my wife every other word. I can't believe he blamed his own wife. He brought like personal, well, she never let me and she doesn't like the way they look. And so like usually like after like a live show, I'll go to Kyle and be like, how do you think that went?

This was after just a meeting internally and I was like, that went bad. He's got to get like the ugliest, like a bad pattern plaid recliner or something like that that has an aesthetic and a feel or something like that. Just like a plush leather recliner doesn't. And we've switched sides and we're back on your side. Yeah. Oh, really? Why? A recliner is a reasonable ask.

What's wrong with it? I actually led with that. A recliner? It's a chair. I'm just upset that you blamed your wife. Yeah. Oh, really? Why? Recliner's a reasonable ask. What's wrong with me? I actually led with that. Recliner? It's a chair. I'm just upset that you blamed your wife. I didn't blame her. She didn't deserve that. Are there any podcast studios where they sit in recliners?

A lot of them, I bet. I've never seen it. Best Damn Sports Show. Brandon, I know Brandon's brain. He wants to recreate Best Damn Sports Show. I'm trying to do Man Cave, right? A sports man cave. Yes, he wants to do it.

And I want all college football imagery, but I have to have college basketball because they're making me split a studio. Then you were just like, well, maybe like a baseball scoreboard, right, Nick? I don't know, dude. Maybe. I don't know. You were my only lifeline. You sprung it on me.

Damn. You're lucky I was in there. I need another meeting. Yeah, you do. Or maybe some people can send in inspiration. I had one meeting. I've already lost half my studio, and I don't get a chair. I think that means you don't need another meeting.

Because then I'll lose everything? Everything. Yeah, you're going to get downgraded. Yeah. It's like a beanbag. The best we can do is a Yogi Bow. He's got a fucking tomato soup can and a string. That's what he's...

He's got a Fisher-Price phone. He's got fake cameras in the room. He's doing his podcast to no one.'s like my like he does that anyway yeah like the the the baby karaoke set is the microphone he's using but then you also brought up if rasslin comes back what you do oh no he must have went crazy for that he stood up there's no chance of that happening and the girl and the women were well, did that fail miserably or something? Oh, man. I'm so mad I missed this.

Brandon, what was the plan if wrestling comes back? There's no point. There's no point. What were you going to say? What did you want? I needed some wrestling. You wanted a different backdrop so he could move the desk. I wanted some wrestling imagery in there, too, but they said, nope, no chance that's happening.

But since you're going to have your whole own room, so just like one corner should be resting. I'm not going to have a whole own room. I already lost half of it. I'll figure that part out for you. Y'all told me. I know, but you like Titus. I do like Titus, and we are going to be doing something. You guys both do

college sports. Yeah, we're going to be doing things. So it does kind of make sense in that respect. I'm going to have a desk. A full desk? Yeah. No, an old school sports center desk. And then they were like, okay, like this. And you were like, yeah, that's fine.

I was like, no, Brandon, that's not what you want. You want one that goes all the way to the ground where you can't see your legs. You're like, oh, yeah, that is what I want. What else did they shoot on? They shoot on the screen? Yeah. Yeah, dude, I felt bad. You were bullied.

I asked for a screen behind me and they said that's going to look terrible. You were like, okay, can I have a screen on the front of the desk? And they were like, so you could change the logo? And you were like, I guess. They were like, okay. And they were the ones that pitched it. Okay, they won't look good, but whatever you want. And they were like, it's not going to look good.

It's... Give him a box. Oh, Steven finished the first bag of chips. That was the worst. That was the most uncomfortable I've been in my one year of being here. I spent my days here getting shit on. And it was the worst I've ever gotten. So mad I missed this.

Who brought these people in from outside the company to do it? It sounds so fun just roasting you. They sound like jerks. No, they're very nice women. They're the nicest people I've ever met, too. What? It was authentic. Very nice. Pete's the nicest people I've ever met, too. What? It was authentic. Very nice.

Pete's the problem. It's Pete. Pete emboldens people. He set the bar for where you could treat Brandon. Right. That's true. It is Pete's fault. Because all the money's going to his control room.

His control room is going to be insane. It's going to be like the Star Trek. I can't believe he's roasting you on text. Spend less on the G-Wagon and more on the recliner. Damn. You got a G-Wagon? No, I don't. No.

We don't have a G-Wagon, do we? No. Not yet. We know when we do. Goddamn. Sure you want to put all those miles on driving into work

four hours every day? I found a barn to minium the other day. Why do you always say it's a very niche home and you just I want a barn to minium so bad.

Send it to me. It's 75 miles out. I want to look at it. It was 4,200 square feet. Doozy. It's on 10 acres of land. It has a pond. I want. Doozy. It has 10 acres of land. It has a pond. I want it so bad.

But it's 75 miles out. That's crazy, right? 75 miles out? Yes. It's 150 miles a day. Yeah, it's a lot. It's way too much. It's a lot.

It's not that crazy. You're going fast. People do that distance, but I would never. If you drive 75 miles an hour, then that's an hour. What if you forget your keys? Maybe you could put a Murphy bed in your studio. I'd forget my keys if I'm in the car. Do you not have the... I don't know.

I loved it. I loved it. 10 acres of land has a pond and a pool. A pool and a pond. That would be good for you. Why don't you get it? Damn. 75 miles out. It's in Indiana.

What's your max distance? I think you can't be less than like... 55 or 60? I would say you gotta be like 40. 15 extra miles is nothing. Then you're just gonna keep rounding it up. I think you gotta keep it within 40. You'll be so mad at yourself. Yeah, but

I'd live in a sweet house. I don't think you will. How long is your commute now? Wait, Titus, come in here. Hank, don't even try it. Hank! You're a competitor. Hank, don't even fucking try it.

No. You're a competitor and you're fucking... No. No. No. No. Hank, you can have one of mine. What?

Do you think he can hear you? Titus, have you met with the people upstairs yet? I didn't even know about it. Not really. About the Chicago office? Brandon had a terrible meeting. He got just absolutely dominated. I'm supposed to meet.

I've actually got a meeting in two minutes. Okay. You want me to come with you? Yeah, like the architects and stuff? Yeah. Brandon got dominated. What happened? I asked for a recliner, and they shit on me.

We're supposed to share a studio, right? Right. Weren't you told you had your own studio? I was, yeah. Yeah. This is... Oh, no. Bait and switch that's happening is already...

Yeah. I'm sharing mine with Kyle. Yeah. I want to show you. Share mine with PFT. I do. You have your... That's a fact.

I share my... You don't have a jerk-off room if you want it. What? Yeah, but they also have macro-dosing in there. No, macro-dosing is in Zone Studio. Is it really? Yeah. Since when?

In Chicago. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Right now. They have one four-hour show a week. I think they do, too. Oh. I'll go look at it. It's so massive.

I'll be like, what's going on here? Listen. You just built a wall in the middle of the room. It's so massive. I'll be like, what's going on here? Listen. You just built a wall in the middle of the room. What's our recourse, Brandon? What do you and I handle this? If there's two grains of rice, I'll go hungry. One of you has to quit. Yeah.

Play for pinks. Oh, he wants a recliner in there, and that's the dumbest thing that's ever been asked. Yeah, Brandon's plans for our studio, which I guess we're sharing now, are all over the place. No, they're not. You want a bar with recliners? There's a bar in the office.

This is how he was spoken to earlier, too. A bar with recliners. I want to be a man cave, Titus. He wants the best damn sports show. Can you pull up the best damn sports show set? Period. The original one. Back when it was period.

I know how your brain works. Yeah, okay, so that's what I want. That was the damn sports show set. Period. The original one. Back when it was period. I know how your brain works. Yeah, okay, so that's what I want. That was the peak of television. Also, the man show. You wanted juggies. That was all. You wanted women bouncing on trampolines. Fine, whatever, but I just.

Which I'm not opposed to, but. I'm going to get this sorted out. Oh, I know. It was Friday. I had my own studio. Now I'm sharing it with you. Wait until next Friday, brother. I'm going to get this sorted out.

You're going to have Chris Castellani on your lap. You should stay in New York. Huh? You should stay in New York. That's not an option. That's it right there. We're not recliners. Those are couches.

But that's what you want. I was too busy behind it. You wanted yours to be half arcade, half bar. I'm going to get this all figured out for you. Barcade. You know, you said that like you're piling on me too. No, I had your back. Yeah, get him, Brandon.

Don't stand for this. I led you in. You were in this battle. I was the reinforcements, and we still got blown the fuck out. And then it set the tone for ours, and I don't even know what our studio is going to look like. I don't know what my studio is going to look like. I'm sorry know what my studio's gonna look like. I'm sorry, our studio's gonna look like. I don't want my own studio for what it's worth. I was just, uh...

Is that why I... It probably is. I mean, Titus gets it. If you have your own studio, you have a target on your back. That's a fact. And everyone's like, why the fuck does this guy get it? Right, that's a fact. Now we have, like, an industrial... I don't want that. Yeah, we somehow ended up on industrial beach.

It's horrible. Industrial beach is unreal. It's going to be an aesthetic nightmare. Industrial beach. Sinister aura. We all fucked up. It was just as bad for us. I don't know why we're making fun of Brandon.

It is going to be impossible to look at. It's like palm trees, surfboards, and then just like brutalist 90 degree angles of rusted copper. Oh, fuck. I got us a desk. We have a desk. A V-shaped desk. We didn't get off. You guys forgot a desk?

No, our table's a surfboard. Oh, man. Oh, no. Whoops. How did you guys land on that? You have no idea those women. Yeah. Who are they?

They're the best. The designers are so good. Really, really good. Damn. All right, well, well titus hopefully you do well yeah i was gonna so you've already had the meeting what's what's the purpose of me going to the meeting now well half of the room ask for a recliner like what happens if i say whatever brandon wants i want the opposite and we just have they've already they've already decided

go back up with him and do spy cam and be like i really want that recliner yeah you do have to or have titus ask for a recliner and what if they're just like, yeah, of course. I would not mind a spy cam right now. I mean, I'm willing to do spy cam. Spy cam and just poke your head in and be like, I've thought about it more. I want the damn recliner. I can't

say damn. Why? These women will eat me alive. They will eat him alive. Don't say that. Damn, they seem terrible. You know what? I'll do this. I'll get Pete down here. We got to figure this out.

Yeah, but get Pete in here. I'm going to get Pete in here. He's the piece of shit. No, he's the one who fucked everyone over. We also sat in the room for the meeting at 1130, and they said, well, they're not here right now because Pete's taking them on a tour of the building. Oh, yeah, I saw that.

They came into our office, our studio. Can you do the Chili's ad, Brendan? Because it's so delicious. I am eating delicious Chili's right now. That's the ad. What is this, shrimp pasta? Yeah, it's so good. Very good.

Chili's birthday. They're turning 48 to celebrate their birthday. They're celebrating with three 13 margaritas. $3.13? Oh, my gosh, because that's the date, I assume. Oh, that makes a lot of sense. $3.13 margaritas is an incredible deal. Chili's is also launching their Heritage merch collection.

So that's what we're wearing. Yeah, it's a nice little retro feel. It gives you just, you know, little bad news bears, little pizza. I like your hat, bro. I like your shirt, Brandon. Welcome to Chili's.com where they release limited edition items that celebrate their 1975 heritage. Yeah, we're wearing them right now. Head to your local Chili's.

We can get 313 margaritas only on 313. That's today. If us eating this Chili's food in front of you isn't enough of an incentive for you to go out and get some Chili's, I don't know what will be because it's hitting so fucking hard. The nostalgic taste of that hamburger, it's just the way that it's grilled.

I think it's got to be some kind of char grilling going on there. It's char grilling. Chili's turned 48 today. Outlived Manute Ball. Outlived Judy Garland. Outlived Frida Kahlo. They all died at 47.

47 Club. An elite group. But 48 might be the most famous age I'm looking now. A lot of famous people? Top 25 is crazy. Who's 25? Who barely makes the top 25? The eight-year-olds. Who's they got?

Who barely makes the top 25? That'll be the best way to gauge if it's really that popping. Yeah, the bubble teams. The strength of the bubble teams. Putting this in some NCAA tournament language. Maybe it's not. It seems like 21 is Steve-O. Steve-O?

25 is Dax Shepard. God damn, he's famous as hell. The armchair expert? Yeah, this is a... Dale Earnhardt Jr., 30. God damn. Jr. is... I would have guessed he'd top 20 in age.

Rob Dyrdek is 48? Yeah, June 28th. These people are all rich as hell. 48's a good time to hit a financial prime. Why do you know Rob Dyrdek's birthday? It's mine as well. Oh. Yeah, Leo, Bradley Cooper.

Come on. Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams, Penelope Cruz. Yeah, this is the best. Does Dyrdek have a B? But if I bet you 49, it's not even close. Is Dyrdek a billionaire? Oh, no way. Oh, I don't think so.

He has a fuck ton of money, though. No doubt. 300 mil. Mad money. I gotta go salvage. Is there any vowels in his last name other than the sometimes? Can you tell Pete to come down here, please? Yeah.

For two minutes. Where's the meeting? Upstairs. Conference room nine. Grab some chilies, though. Honestly, don't. It's hard to get. Follow the awful aura and vibes

Grab some chilies on your way out And if you're gonna say something Record it He's gonna say something He's pissed He's so pissed He's not wearing his shoes He's taking his little short steps

Why didn't he wear his shoes up? They're gonna look at him And be like You don't even have your shoes on. How good is the Chili's? I'm going to go get some. Great. Yo, the burger is insane.

The pasta as well. I forgot the burger is my favorite thing to get there. Burger is just A1. There's bacon burgers out there. I left the bacon alone. I just wanted the flavor of the burger. You barely touched your food, Kyle. I cleaned my plate.

But I mean, you didn't have a heaping plate. No, I didn't. KB did the dishes. Ah, damn. Sass. Soon to be international comedian. Oh, where are you going? Toronto.

Toronto. Sorry, Toronto. You think the humor will translate? I hope. I hope the fucking 40 miles off of America doesn't change it. Not even 40. Yeah. It's the shortest flight you'll take to any of your shows this year.

It's an hour flight. Yeah, if there weren't lakes, you could easily drive that. But yeah, it's going to be fucking sick. I asked him and he's not sure. Will you get paid in Canadian currency? that. But yeah, it's going to be fucking sick. Sick. I asked him and he's not sure. Will you get paid in Canadian currency? I don't think so. Yeah, make sure it's American because they're at like 80%, 75%

right now. But it's nice if you're ever paying someone in Canadian. You got a disposable. Don't even change your money. But don't let them take American currency one to one though Cause they're making out like bandits Yeah

Give us one bite into the mic Big Cat Just one so we can hear We need to get to the bottom of Brandon's meeting And how bad it went Alright come down here for two minutes Okay bye One bite Oh, boy, it did not go well. All right, come down here for two minutes. All right, I'm happy to do that. Okay, bye.

One bite. What's the barber you used to go to around here? Chelsea Gardens. You still go? Not every time, but yeah. Dominican or? Oh, very Russian. They don't talk to you at all.

Oh, they whisper to you in a thick Russian accent, but they don't care if you don't respond. Yeah. I've gone to this guy for a tattoo in Hell's Kitchen four times. Never spoken to him. That's ideal. Oh, it's the best. That would be weird for a tattoo, though.

No. Stop. Silence, yeah. Why don't they have a barbershop that's just a hot towel? Oh, my God, I would love that. How do they even get them hot? How do they heat those towels? Microwave?

Are we doing a Mean Girl bit? Because I actually don't know. I don't have a clue. They get them at Chinese restaurants sometimes. I think they have a big goose in the back that sits on them. Yeah, there's a big goose. And they lay down on sex, right? Yeah, no, they don't.

They just produce towels. They produce towels, right? Yeah, no, they don't. They just, they produce towels. They produce towels, yeah, like penguins. Yeah. No, yeah, but imagine going and just being like, just 15 minutes in the hot towel. Oh, amazing. I want a hand massage. I want to go somewhere and somebody rub my hands.

Yeah. That would feel so good. I don't even see them. I just put my hands through a hole. That's a true glory hole. Pete, we're trying to get to the bottom of this but you can sit right there talking to the mic please brandon just got dominated yeah what happened is it the recliner the recliner was the low was the low point yeah it wasn't great why is the recliner bad explain it from a technical perspective it's not a technical thing it's just when when you're too, like, look at me.

In order to talk into this microphone, I need to be sitting up. I need to be engaged. Yeah, go ahead. No, go ahead. Let's see how it looks. I'm chilling right here. You're chilling, but you're not even reclined. You're not even reclined. Lean down. Flatten your body out.

Pop your belly out. What if he wants a handheld mic? See how that looks. I feel fine. You looking good? Yeah? All those chins looking good? Oh!

Why? Yeah. Why? Brian, I'm on your side. Why did you shit on me in front of everybody? Because Pete's on Ozempic. I don't think I did. Boys, did he?

You shit on him. I did. Well. The vibes were skewed. Yeah, you made the boys look like geniuses. Which is hard to do. That's what I heard. Brandon, I thought Brandon had his own studio.

We pivoted hard while Brandon was going, too, because we had a similar pitch. Well, now we got Tropical Library. What happened to my own studio? That's not a me thing. I'll just go get Hank. Hired Titus. We hired Titus. Right, but-

You fell down the list, the ranks. I was the most vulnerable? I was the most vulnerable? Speak plainly, Ted. I don't remember this happening. I thought he had his own studio. He did. But you-

Before, we hired Titus. We already knew Titus was getting hired. You also told Titus he was getting his own studio. He was getting your studio. That's not his own studio. He was getting your studio. That's not his own studio. You don't have one. I feel like we lost a studio. No.

You lied to both of us. We told Titus was high enough that he's going to get his own studio, and you're now sharing. Share with us. That's not his own studio. No, he's getting his own studio. He's also going to use half of yours. Wait, what?

He gets one and a half. Wait, what? And he gets one and a half. Wait, he has his own and a half? He's that? Look at everything he does for this company. He's got so much going on. It's only fair. Wait, does he actually get a one and a half?

I knew he had the one. Yeah. Yeah. He's fucking with you, Brandon. half. I knew he had the one. Yeah. Yeah. What? What's? He's fucking with you, Brandon. Don't do it. No, I don't think he is.

He's not. Because we were looking at the floor plan. He wants to believe I am, but he knows deep down I'm not. You're a fucking monster. I'm not defending you, and I don't like you. You're not like this to anybody else. No, speak plainly to him. I tried to do this over the phone, and I got called down here.

I'm busy. I've got all day. You're sitting on a desk swinging your fucking legs up there. All day. Yeah, he was. He was. Is that true that your feet are just dangling? No, my feet hit the ground because I'm that tall.

Titus gets a studio and a half, and I get a half? Yeah. Why? Why not? Because I was told I got my own. He makes a good point, Brandon. Brandon, I'll figure this out for you. Come on, come on.

I don't know any of this. Why does it bother you, Brandon? Say why it bothers you. Because you don't feel valued. We get a copy of the blueprint. I've been rooting my whole life. I was told. I was told.

I was told that I was important enough to have a studio. And do you feel... I'm so fucking pasty. Yeah, that's why. Yeah, that's because, yeah. Now you feel like you're not important? I feel like I'm being shunted down the card, yes. Wow.

What if... Does Titus get a recliner? If he wants one. He's got the body for it. He can pull off a recliner. He could just grow a beard, a good beard easier. How much weight does Brandon have to lose to get the recliner? That's a good question.

Great question. Join Pete on his epic. It's something to work towards. I think, all this joking aside, I thought the recliner was a reasonable request. It's fine. It's a fine request. He didn't defend it well. Yeah.

He brought it in his way. At one point, we thought you wanted to be in a recliner behind the desk, and that was... That was you guys being dumb. That was us being dumb. That was so weird. Because I thought you were still having your own studio, but you're sharing, so it was over to the side. I'm going to get 15 square feet. 10.

Man, they get more in a jail cell, Brandon. I'm going to figure this out for you. You keep saying that. I don't know. It keeps getting worse. I'll go up there. We're ready. For what? Today's show is sponsored by Chili's. Yeah. It's their 48th birthday. So good.

You guys keep yagging for a few more. Brandon, let's go up. I'm not going up. Can you spy cam? I've got to record it. Come up with me. Brandon, you've got to go up. Come up with more. Brandon, let's go up. No, I'm not going up. Can you spy cam? You got to record it. You got to record it. You got to go up. Come up with me. Brandon, you got to go up. Come up with me.

Brandon, this is so funny. We'll come back and report on how it went. I'm going to go stand up for Brandon. You hang with us. Have some chilies. Brandon, Brandon, put some shoes on. Can't we just have some dignity? Can we just end the show?

You got to put some shoes on, boss. We have to report what happens. Big man. Slick the hair back. It's got to be half the studio or the recliner, though. You've got to pick. Pete, you got this. Pete, it is true that Titus has one and a half.

Yeah, because he's that important. No, that's not true. I don't think it's true. I don't think it's true. He has a green screen studio and a studio studio. Truthfully, I don't know. I don't think it's true. No, because he has his own, he has like a green screen studio and a studio studio. Truthfully, I don't know. I don't know the answer. But I don't think what I said is true.

But he was visibly upset. Doesn't it feel refreshing to you to be able to speak plainly to people and not have to please them? When have I ever tried to please people? That's what I mean. That's what's refreshing. It's nice. Everybody's like trying to. What do you do when dad's out?

Like, does it just like... He just goes to shit. Yeah. But it's fun. It's a lot of fun. What's your control room going to look like? Mostly the same. Yeah?

Yeah. Bigger, better? I don't know if it'll be bigger. You're sparing any expenses, though? Yeah. What expenses are you sparing? I mean, it's just... We have a budget.

Like, what has been asked for that has been denied? You asked for that chamber where you could be suspended in liquid naked. Too young. And the hooks through your back. Weird. Yeah, they thought so too. That's why you didn't get it. It's still more reasonable than a recliner for the podcast.

Preposterous thing to ask of him. Who's going out there of your guys? I don't know. Really? Why wouldn't you know that? How would you not know? You gotta know. I don't think it's been decided. What, are they gonna draw straws? No, it's whatever they want. Pretty soon. To not know if you're gonna move across. It's not really.

Was it five months? Why are we talking about it so much? It's gonna be delayed probably another three, four. We're in by Christmas. You guys got to go. You guys got to go soon. Yeah. Shader, get off the pot.

Have the same five more months. Shader, get off the pot. Yeah. The Yak? What are you guys going to do? We're getting paid out of Big Cat's pile for two months so you guys can have these conversations. Yeah. It's going to be sick.

It's going to be a different Yak. Is it going to be the season finale? Series finale? Series finale. Oh, God, no. And the last show out of here? Yeah, Rome won't let us continue it. Yeah.

No, they're just going to put the Yak IP. They're giving Titus my clothing and just going to slide him in like Ant Viv in season two. That's fair. What's going to happen is everyone's going to go to Chicago and they're not going to be able to do the act and then me and Ron are going to have to do it until they're settled. You're going to do it from here.

That actually is going to happen. And then one day they'll be like, all right guys, you're done. That's true. They'll be like, oh shit, okay. Now. It's like going on like Maury and they're like,

you are not the father. It's like, damn, I've just been raising this kid for a long a long time. They do celebrate. They sprint out to nowhere in particular. Or like the mom is so sad. That's the best.

The mom sprints to nowhere. Hey, Max, drop that. Son of a bitch, Max. It's not yours. It's not his. They're not sponsoring your show, buddy. What's your favorite Chili's thing? Put the pasta on the cheeseburger. I had the bacon burger today.

Yeah? Fantastic. Burger was good. They had the point travel well. It's not a Chili's thing? Put the pasta on the cheeseburger. I had the bacon burger today. Yeah? Fantastic. Burger was good. They had the perfect burger. Burgers don't travel well. It's not a Chili's thing. It's a life thing. No, no, no.

But do these burgers travel well? Well. Good. They're nomadic. That's great. Something about the char to them that locks in. Oh, yeah? It's a real vagabond burger.

The Chili's vagabond burger. It's fantastic. Oh, wow. Doesn't that sound good? That sounds real Burger. It's fantastic. Oh, wow. Doesn't that sound good? That sounds real good. That sounds orderable. I would love to have a Yak menu item somewhere. Titus said his least favorite person is Brandon Walker.

Yeah. Fair. Where do you say that? It's on the prep sheet? Yeah, I'm just checking what you guys talked about today. We don't think we've talked about any of that stuff. Dinosaurs. Who makes this?

Chase still make this? Yeah. Che, what was the highlight of your vacation oh there's headphones um good question there we were we were out by the pool one day and there was this very very good um duo that was doing guitar and they're playing like pink floyd and some other classic rock songs and this one guy who was the most sunburned man alive, very old guy. He was probably about 60 years old. And he was very drunk, asked to take the guitar and play. And my wife was asleep.

I woke her up. I was like, this is going to be horrible. And he was incredible. He sang Pink Houses by John Mellencamp. And I Googled John Mellencamp to see what it looked like. To see if it was John Mellencamp. Yes. Was that good? Yeah.

Where'd you go? Riviera Maya in Mexico. Nice. Were you thinking about buying a place down there with all your new money? No, no, no. Not down there. Pete, what's the biggest material item you've ever splurged on? Probably that chamber you could suspend yourself naked in.

Platinum hook to put through your back fat. I think a car. That's all. What car did you get? It's just a SUV. Honda SUV. TRV? The boys are coming in hot.

Here we go. Oh, fuck. Coming in hot. You got dominated, too. Oh, no. Yes, you did. Yeah, you did. Look how disheveled you look.

You got fucking dominated. Yes you did. Look how disheveled you look. You got fucking dominated. I'm here and happy to report that Brandon Walker is getting a recliner. He's getting his own studio? In what room? In his studio. I got in there. Their studio. And I could, in their studio, not

Titus' first studio. Half studio. I got in there and I could sense he was already like, he was already doing the, he was, like, kind of pitter-pattering, like, anxious. Brandon was? Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't he weak?

Hank dominated him. It was energy. Yeah. It literally was, like, the whole room just started dominating him. Yep. The whole room. Yeah. And I was like, can we just get this man a recliner?

And they were like, yeah, we'll get you a recliner. What a fair bargain. Yeah. Yeah. Recliner in your little half. But they did start shitting on the recliner again.liner? And they were like, yeah, we'll get you a recliner. What a fair bargain. Yeah. Yeah. Recliner in your little half. But they did start shitting on the recliner again. Yes. And I was like, stop.

He needs a recliner. What they had pulled up on the screen wasn't even a recliner. I know. They did pull up like a European chair. They're like, how about this? The funniest shit is happening behind you. I know. You don't get food.

A documentary being filmed about you. She's doing a day in the lifetime. I didn't even know they made those cameras anymore. And she's definitely like, yeah, this is how it is, a bar stool. They just have chilies for me every day. Who is the guy? He's wearing sunglasses while he films? He's good.

Hair looks wavy, man. It's like everyone's got a guy these days. I know. I know. Yeah, I should get one. Brandon? Can we wrap this up? Also, one more thing.

Okay. This is the last thing. No, but you were lying to me. Which time? I just doesn't have one and a half. He has a half with me. That doesn't sound right. I'm going to go fix that.

You just lost your studio. You're breaking the chips, Pete. That's the best thing about Chili's chips. They're unbreakable. Hank is in boss mode up there. I will say that. I went up there. I'm scared of that.

He was in boss mode. Join us on the industrial beach. I asked him something. He looked like he wanted to kill me. Yeah. Yeah, it was funny. They showed him a European chair that was not even close to a recliner. Oh, it was an office chair.

And if I wasn't there. They said, do you want an Eames chair? And you're like, that'll do. No, if I wasn't there, Brandon would have. Eames chair is nice. That's nice. That's like the best. It was like a chair in an ottoman.

Not a chair. It's like an office chair. It was a skinny chair. I would have broke it in seconds. Yeah. No, if I wasn't. It has stem. It has stem.

Everything you guys said about the vibe of that room is correct. Because if I didn't. They showed this chair. It looked like, you looked like a chair no one ever sits in. If I wasn't there, Brandon would have accepted that chair. He'd have been like, yeah, that's fine. No, I know. Are they ordering the chair today? No, they're just trying to get it going soon.

I might not want to go. Brandon, you got this, bro. It was horrible. I don't even want to go in hours. We'll record in yours. What are the two themes you guys have now? It's industrial beach. Warlock from Halo 2.

Which might be sick. Yeah. Bookshelf. I can't believe you guys have a... guys have a wait the surfboard is the desk uh the little table in front of us i think because we were like well we don't even know but we're like we make fun of bethany hamilton the one-armed surfer so maybe like a shark bite out of like a surfboard and they're like okay and then you also like industrial we're like yeah yeah so like exposed like pipes and brick and like metal, like rusted out metal.

It's going to be like an old surf shop. That's going to be your guy. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, like a factory. Jerry Springer's set. It's going to be like a palm tree with a bunch of soot. It's going to be like a... We're going to have a coal-fired oven with a lei around it.

That's crazy. Think of Mad Max, but with coconut bras. Brandon, you're okay, man. I'm okay. I'm happy you got the recliner. You saw the room. You know, the minute he got in there, everyone was calmly sitting, and he was standing going like this, like, I want a recliner. Fucking Titus works perfectly with this company, because he used to immediately shit on me,

even if it hurt him. Oh, it's instant. Titus, they were like, Brandon's like, what are you going to get? Titus is like, I'm easy to please, whatever they want. Damn. Yeah. You could probably share White Sox Dave's second office.

Yeah. How many studios are there going to be? 25. Jeez. I'm just kidding. He's Louise. That was such a pure childish

jeez that you gave. It's like Jeffrey Dahmer. No. Oh, he's Willikers. Twenty five. Yeah. It's like Jeffrey Dahmer. Uh-oh. Geez. Willikers. 25. Yeah, White Sox save has four. Titus has two and a half now.

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here yeah that's a slick looking fridge too very slick you got to get a mini fridge in your office oh i i can't even ask for that you could just yourself. I'll end up with a six-can cooler or something. I can't. Clear door. A lunchbox. Just an igloo. Those LLB and lunchboxes with your name on it. Get you a brown bag. She McGrath voted the Raiders. No way.

Fucking way. That's very believable. What else? What else has happened during the show? I know some other shit has happened. Am I quiet? Wow. The best backup in the league. That makes sense. KB, you ever gotten chopped up

by Mike? What? At Chelsea Gardens? Whoever you do, don't do it online because who's ever open will take you. You got Mike? I got Rudy. Don't follow that, yeah. You got Mike. I got Mike. I got Rudy.

I got Junior. Little one, yeah. Yeah, he's talkative. Yeah. I specifically did not pick Junior. It was either Mike, Rudy, or Junior. I went with Mike. I've never gotten a good haircut.

No, I'm really dreading this, but I need it. Yeah, I do too. What are you going to ask for? I'm just going to ask for a normal boy's haircut. Yeah. You going to sit in the fucking little cop car? Oh, yeah. I get bullied every time.

That's what I say every time. Whatever I say on the sides or finger length, they don't take that. I just want a boy's haircut. They haven't decided before you open your mouth what you're getting. Yeah. That place, I feel like I got a good haircut though. You always have to say a little less than what you want. Yeah, yeah. That place, I feel like I got a good haircut, though. You always have to say a little less than what you want.

Oh, no. I would say a little less than half an inch because I know that if they go... Oh, oh, oh, yeah. I see what you mean. Yeah, it always goes... I always say no buzzers. Just do scissors

because they can't have a mistake without... You know what I mean? I've gotten botched. It takes longer to make a mistake with scissors. Yeah, right. The scissors, you can It takes longer to make a mistake with scissors. Yeah, right. The scissors, you can see the mistake happening in real time with scissors. Buzzer, you can just, you get mistaken one fucking swipe. Imagine if I got that.

You pull something from the 23 cutest haircuts for black boys. You'll see what it's like getting your hair cut. Wait, can we see the other cute haircuts? How many? Can we pick one? That one's cute. Oh. That's cute.

I don't think these are as cute as they are. That's cute. That's cute. That is very cute. I like him a lot. Yeah, you know he's cute. I love him. I like that boy.

Okay. Asshole. Asshole. Very cute. Cute. Cool. He's cool Oh

That looks Like balding My steak Yeah The baddest little boy That's awesome Bad as hell That is fucking awesome

You got boys bad That's clean That's a good one Bad as hell Badass little kid That's cool Remember going into A barber shop And there would be like a faded picture of 45,

like sun-faded picture of 45 old haircuts? Yes. 0.2. That's like a Chinese food. I knew it. It was laminated, but the laminate was like this far off of the paper. I went to get a haircut one of my first weeks at college, and I got the Tom Brady.

Which one? Yeah, what's the Tom Brady? It's from a former sponsor. haircut one of my first weeks at college and i got the uh i got the tom brady and which one yeah what's the tom brady from a former sponsor uh let's just say that the tom brady doesn't really fit my uh my style which era of tom brady because he's had a lot of different it was tight on the sides bald on the sides the last haircut i got was two two christmases ago i think and it was like i went to this place called holiday hair in a strip mall and it was seven dollars because it was from the apprentice oh hell yeah

I had to immediately go up to one of our former sponsors to get it fixed yeah and they brought out all the ladies and they were like they used me as an example they were like this is the bumpiest haircut we've ever seen bumpiest and they just cut it. Bumpy. Bumpiest. And they had to cut it all off.

It's the worst. I'm just going to get like half an inch. You're botched. You're fucked. Say less than a half an inch. No, because I actually want half an inch. Right, but if you say half an inch. You say a quarter inch.

Yeah, you say a little less than a half an inch, and then when they finish, they say, is this good? And you'd be like, no, take a little more off. I'm telling you how to not get botched. I don't even say anything anymore. She just cuts it how she wants. Do you have a person? Yeah. Fleischmann's.

I don't have a person. I have no vote. I have no voice. Every time I ask for something, she just does it how she wants. Sounds like a theme. I just go sit down. There's a place in Chinatown that'll map out your skull and give you the perfect haircut for your skull. What? That's what I need.

Yeah. Me that too. Sorry, go ahead. And then they give you the paper so you can bring your skull to other places. Oh. If you get a haircut and they ask, is it okay? I always say it's okay, even if I hate it. Yeah, of course. Everybody does that. It's also impossible to tell if it's okay.

It's wet. I once got a haircut so bad, I stopped at another barber on the way home to get it fixed. I went to a women's barber shop. I said, please, somebody fix this. No, Steven, what I'm saying is you don't ever want to ask for exactly what you want. You want to ask for a degree less because then you can get to what you want. If you're getting your haircut and they make one mistake too far, you can't reverse it. The amount of haircuts that I've gotten where I'm holding

back tears leaving, tipping them $20, tears in the back of my eyes. I've moved my rear view mirror and told myself and just screamed. Horrible. I thought about going back and confronting a guy one time.

You can't do this to people. I've never had a haircut where I felt good. He overcharged me for it. He said, your hair was too long. He charged me $15. Your hair was too long.

Yeah. The only time I've ever gotten a haircut, it was a gay fee down south. If it touches your ears, you gotta pay the gay fee. No, I could catch that. No, I'm in danger too.

The only haircut I've ever, the haircuts I've ever gotten that I've been like, oh, that's a good haircut is when you go and people are like, oh, I didn't even know you got a haircut.

So you get like a quarter of an inch. Your ass always comes in and notice anything different about me. No. Anything to say? I think mine's more

of a confidence issue. It's just like I see more of myself, and I'm like, this is the worst. Yeah. Well, there's also when you get right after a haircut, a good haircut, it looks awesome, and then the next day it's terrible again. Yeah. You stay in that glow. I don't have that. I'm agreeing, Kyle.

You get the crispiest fades. Every day you come in here, you look crisp. No, I don't. Every time you get a haircut. You do. Yes, you do. You should get a barber. Or a hat or a backwards hat.

Or just get White Sox Day of Training to do it. Or just get a barber chair. Yeah. That's easy. No, that's no problem, Ron. Are you in a better place mentally, Brandon? No, not really. Because Pete just played volleyball with me all day. Why are you hollering at me with my friend all day. Why are you hollering at me?

I don't know. Why are you hollering at me? I'm on your side. Pete absolutely ping-ponged me around his office all day. And that's just Pete. Yeah. That recliner they showed you is not... That's not a recliner. It's not even close. Do you guys have a picture of it? Yeah, I'll try to find exactly what it is.

It was European. It said the word European, and it looked like an office desk chair that you would kick your feet up on. Seems like Hank's at the root of a lot of this, huh? Corporate Hank intimidates the shit out of me. I can't talk to him. He scares me. I don't know why. I saw Hank at the airport yesterday, and it was the Boston airport, and he was shopping in a store full of shirts that just said Boston on them. He was just in Boston, leaving Boston, buying a shirt that said Boston on it.

You boys are flying back? It was cheaper to fly back than to take the Acela. Yeah, it was like $2.77 for the Acela, $2.30. Acela's weirdly expensive. It's like 40 minutes faster than a regular. Oh, yeah. You get them ahead of time. Not much faster.

Yeah, I should have. Oh, it's like, yeah, it's less than 40. He's just buying a mug that said Boston on it to bring back home. I couldn't believe it. Are they getting any swaggier up there? It's since UTJ. This feels more like DC up there now. There's still a lot of dudes rocking the pastels up there.

Yeah, it's like dude haven, like bankerer Dude Vineyard Vine Haven still up there. There's got to be some place. This glasses shop I went to had some swaggy people. Soma Optical. When I did my shows up there, I didn't see a single swaggy person. Just a lot of Vineyard Vines. You also just go from your hotel room to the show, though. Yeah, that is true.

The hotel was in the venue. Yeah. Or, I mean, maybe at the. The hotel was in the venue. Yeah. Or, I mean, maybe at the pool hall you would have seen something. Right in there, right? That's what they call a recliner. Wait, that's $7,000. I know.

It wasn't that expensive. That's not a recliner. What is that? I'd break that in seconds. Ims chair. They showed it. I was just like, no, he can't take that. I can't do that.

A lot of people dream chair. Yeah. People dream of that chair, and you're spitting in it. They dream of that chair? Francis Ellis has two of those. Yeah, easily. He's got one for his French poodle.

Yeah. I would snap that stem in seconds. Look, there's the dog. That's like something Joey Kamas to it. No, I had to push back. I was like, he can't have that. Look at his frame. That chair actually looks really good. I'm in a he can't have that. Look at his frame. That chair actually looks really good.

I made him take off his shirt. Yeah, now it's even worse because you speak for me now. Well, you told me that you wanted a recliner. I said, whatever baby wants, baby gets. My half a room. It's all good. We'll share with Titus. You can have the arm.

I'm going to drive 150 miles a day for this. 150 miles a day. You might not have a room anymore because as we were leaving, I said to Brandon, because it's a bigger studio than the ones here, and I said, why don't we just split it in half? We'll make it two studios. And Titus was like, no, Brandon can have it. And I was like, well, there we go.

Titus now gets it. That's King Solomon. Might as touch. The baby? Oh, yeah, there we go. And he just now gets it. That's King Solomon. Might as touch. Yeah, methodical. Sisyphus and all that. And what have you. I got Danny Cannell. I gotta go interview Danny Cannell. I gotta go upstairs and do this meeting.

I'm gonna eat a lot of chips. We'll spin the wheel. Tomorrow's ML Cake Day. Yeah. Everybody has to wear a primary color. All right. What does that mean? Like yellow?

Yeah. Full primary, like head to toe, or just like a... However you see fit. A touch of the primary colors. However you see fit. Like yellow? Yeah. All right.

Like dress like it's Curious George. Bring your dad to work. Oh, boy. Put something else on the pile. Let's get some more. Oh, I knocked out a lobster roll right away. Get some lobster roll for Sass. You bought him an entire lobster.

I did. I bought him a roll. I wanted you to try to flush it down the toilet for a tweet. I thought that would be good. Flush the lobster down the toilet? Yeah. And you would just tweet a picture to flush it down the toilet for a tweet. I thought that would be good. Flush the lobster down the toilet? Yeah and you would like just tweet a

picture of the lobster in the toilet with like the empty thing and just been like fuck. That was a pig ass lobster. I'm in a good ass

tweet. Of course this happens to me. Or if you just tweeted like again question mark. No. Kyle. Kyle.

Remember what's on your wheel? People were just like just go back and watch the episode where they made it. I didn't know. I never knew what any of mine were. I thought of the names and then just kind of coasted from there. Oh. This is good. Salad Bowl.

Craigslist Crusade. And what is that? Barter Blitz. Can we water the cactus? It's probably his time. You don't know what any of these are? Not really. I know what Salad Bowl is.

It's a game. But the other two, I don't know. I would have thought Salad Bowl was not the game. It's a game, but the other two I don't know. I would have thought Salad Bowl was not the game. That's the game.

We get it. I would have been like getting Craigslist Crusade instead. Okay. All right. Here I go.

I'm starting now. What is it? They have like a shockingly low number of employees. Yeah, and users too.

No, they make a shit ton still. All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Thank you, Chili's. Go to Chili's today. 3.13 for a margarita. I'm going to have to fix this Brandon thing. He's going to be. It's the act. It's the act. It's your star.

It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. We'll see you next time.