The Yak - Brandon Got Verbally Attacked By Stavros and Stefan | The Yak 4-21-25

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

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Hey everyone Nick is here. I don't know where we're just doing something was chairs right there. Yeah, there he is Looking cute as all hell Nick is here Eddie I think is gonna join us cuz KB's in Hawaii and we also have Stavros is here today. Oh, it's gonna hop in. Oh, yes Maybe do the gauntlet. Whoa One of those people He and Dave to have turned down the gauntlet are three Antoine Walker. Oh, but that was And sass halfway through health and sass halfway through and sass halfway through said I actually

not gonna do it turned down throwing chocolate of a solely no he no he's not taking the chocolate yeah he did that there oh stop come on in right now you want to or you got something you're doing oh go work out go work out yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah stop is here all day.

Nick and I just did his podcast. Yeah. Very fun. He was at the Chicago Theater Saturday night. It was fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. He's the man.

Good stuff. How's everyone doing? Good. Is there anything special about his audience, his crowd? Like when you're going to his shows, does anything stand out or is it just a bunch of normie? It was way more diverse than I thought it was gonna be. Really? Yeah.

I thought it was just gonna be dudes that looked like me and Rudy. Did you get recognized a bunch? That's what I would expect, yeah. Oh, no. Really? No. I would think you would. That doesn't happen too much.

So when you say it was more diverse, were there also guys that looked like Titus? There were guys that looked like Titus and Brandon. Okay. There were guys, there was a ton of guys that looked just like Kate. No. No, it was a ton of guys that looked just like Kate No, it was a good time though. He threw a guy out immediately. Oh, he was just like not today

Like that yeah heckler. Yeah, he was like you wasted 300 bucks gone See you buddy Okay, so how's everyone so next yak live we should we should throw somebody out yeah, yeah, we'll spin a wheel I love that just one random your cure. You're out of here Take it easy Kate. You have to be the one that tells them to go Oh god I was just thinking like to be at that level where you're confident enough to do that I would probably invite the heckler on stage and be like you can yeah Do this if you want. Were you on the Yak when we did Yak Idol?

What, saw me in half? No. Oh, god. Because I would have crumbled like a. What was Yak Idol? So it was we were going to hire somebody based off of these 12 people that came in. We ended up hiring seven.

Yeah. The American Idol for Barsoul's job, and we are such pussies. You just hired everybody. It was literally John Rich, Clemmer New airline one at all airline Jackal Danny That's how all these people got so Was there someone else I think that's it that might have been a do five you had to do again Yeah, wow so five of the twelve we're the worst Hosts ever cuz every single time we would like it actually almost like ruin like it

Tore us apart because every night we'd have to do like elimination and we just be sitting there so like I don't want to eliminate anyone and What sass on the show for this? Yes Yeah, you would have been good at this right? Yeah during the finale Dave just said John Rich was on the chart block Dave So you're just hired. Yeah, which, I guess we voted him out then, because he was not. It was the most serious I've ever seen KB. He took it so seriously.

Yeah, it feels like S would be the one that would just be like, dude, you suck. Like, to the, nobody did that. It's really hard. It's different when they're there. You had to face someone in their dreams. We did it to Batman, didn't we, kinda? We did say it to bat well

Yeah, horny Batman. He's blown the fuck up. Yeah, he's doing stand-up. He's doing really well now breathe there in the middle You think well, I don't remember her from the show. That's cuz she got wheeled off We wheeled somebody immediately where they could speak yeah Yeah, so yeah, we did that and that was hard that was really I remember Wyatt Clemmer Yeah, Clemmer Clemmer just got hired because of his body type. Dave was just like, yup. Yeah, when he saw him wearing shorts the first time, Dave said, but you know, there's six months.

Yeah. Yeah, that was hard to do. I'd love to run that back. But then mush is also a product of Idol, right? Yup. Mantis. Mantis. Tate. Tate. Tate. But then mush is also a product of idle right yeah, and mantis and to eat t8 Yeah, member. It was in the first Francis

Mantis we said man that year we went to like an actual New York City comedy club And they each had to perform for us. Do you remember that yeah, and like the so we've done it three times his Francis was The first season right yeah was was one time a guy who tried to try out for it, but then Dave said, don't even try out, you're hired? Yeah. Well, we knew Wonton forever, too. Yeah. That is true.

He had been in our orbit. But yeah, the second season was Mush, Mantis, and Tate. If we ever do it again, I think you need to have under 1,000 followers. Yeah. I don't want to do it again. No. It's so hard. I really enjoyed it. Oh, man. I just remember being so stressed. Wow, I don't want to do it again. No so hard. I really enjoyed it. Oh, man

I just remember being so stressed. Wow. I didn't that's fascinating It's a crazy premise too because like we I I admitted at the beginning of the whole thing like if I were To try out in these settings. I would not get a job here. Oh, absolutely You know I mean, I don't have anything that I could be like here's what I can pitch and yeah You know a week nearly impossible on the spot now secudos to all them the highlights were probably we saw Jeff and do play basketball Yeah, I was all Clemmer run run playing basketball. Yeah, Clemmer running really fast What was the we all had them have to pitch like a content idea? What was Clemmer's like some of us he knows pooping holding your poop Texas poop hold them

Like some of those he knows putting holding your poop Texas poop hold them Poop hold the hold your shit and play poker. Yeah, it was like yeah, who can hold their shit longest the pretty good. Yeah Which we should have realized like that. He doesn't eat so he probably shits like once a week Yeah, he was hustling. He was hoping we were gonna be like, you know what Texas poop holding for a job Good idea. Yeah, the new do clip of him shooting and clever running is... Well, yeah, we played... We made him play Yak basketball.

Which I don't... I've seen... Yes. Oh, you've played? Yeah, I've played. I've played... Yeah, there's no rules. Yeah.

You played with the drunk... In the drunk goggles as well. I played in the drunk goggles because I thought it would be a way to level the playing field and then you Introduced the fucking hut was that the guy? Fucking hut showed up, and I was like goddamn hot all right um He was brutal yeah, he was it was a big. It was a me show yeah And yeah, I've seen the clips of the yak bass yeah, yeah yeah, you're playing. That's he doesn't know what I realize I was all from idle idle. Yeah that yeah

That was We're gonna do bald stool. I know that'll be more. Oh, yeah, that's gonna be more fun. Just finding a little gross person Who's baldest yeah, but ugly too that'd be ugly. I don't want a regular bald guy. I want someone who's going to get their hair fixed and they still won't be attracted. We should have a competition for ugliest fan. Fly them all out. Just get wowed by them.

Oh my god. You took my breath away. I mean that's kind of how I got hired the first time. I told Dave, I was like, you gotta see this guy. Like, look at this video, like he's taking my breath away. I mean that's kind of how I do got hired the first time. I told Dave I was like you got to see this guy like look at this video like he's taking my breath away. And Dave's like yep. Yeah. Free transformation to do looked like yeah like mid explosion. Looks great now. Brandon, WrestleMania stunk? You know WrestleMania did not stink WrestleMania was good

It had a lot of good highlights, but it did not end on a very strong note It was a very bad ending to a good WrestleMania I I don't even so we were we had it on while we were doing PMT and I halfway through I was like wait Did it end we didn't even see anything it ended a little early. Um, it ended like 940 Travis Scott was the big reveal. Everybody thought the rock was going to come out and I thought somebody was going to come out and help Christina. Travis Scott, music hits and then it takes him like five minutes to get to the ring. He very slowly walks out there and Cena eventually kicks Cody in the nuts and wins. And I'm fine with Cena winning,

but it's just the way they got there was very anticlimactic and weird and stupid. When you go online to get your takeoff, is it worse or better than college football takes? It's much worse. Yeah, because I was going to say, you know wrestling, love wrestling, but it doesn't matter what you say. People are going to be like, fuck you, dude. Okay, so it doesn't get as personal as college football. If I put out South Carolina, I don't think they're very good. I get back, your kids are deformed and ugly,

and I hate you, and I wish you die. If I say that about wrestling, they just come back, they hate on the wrestlers, or they hate on the company, they don't hate on me, per se. But the negativity surrounding wrestling Twitter is worse than any negativity surrounding anything. And I always, my show was always counterbalanced, I was always positive about it, but last night,

I couldn't even be that positive about the ending because it was just it looked it wasn't great ending look scripted it yeah it did it and it wasn't a good script and and brutal whoever wrote whoever wrote it wrestling rigged yeah why is Travis Scott in this view so he was part of the early part of the story when the Rock and Travis Scott were both in the ring but the Rock just never showed up again. It was the whole story was built around the Rock. The early part of the feud meaning how long ago? When John Cena turned heel, it's because the Rock told him to, and Travis Scott was in the background. So that wasn't that long ago. That was like a month, a month and a half ago.

And then the Rock just never shows up again so instead of the Rock showing up this big huge figure is just Travis Scott showing up, you know, this 140 pound rapper and doesn't know what he's doing. It just was a bad finish, man. I don't know why they went through with it. Were most people echoing your take? Most people are on my side about this.

If I'm being negative about it, something went real wrong. Why is Travis Scott involved in the first place? Because the Rock always, you know, star power and stuff. Went real wrong. Yeah, why is Travis Scott involved in the first place? The rock the rock always, you know star power and stuff and I thought it was more of a Cena thing cuz he likes hip-hop There is but he came out with the rock first. Yeah, I don't know if Travis Scott is even like a top five rapper right now It's very random. Yeah, it's weird Although when it comes to the rap does he know WWE usually lags about three to five years behind the rest got it And is he doing like a merch collab with him and and he had the official song of WrestleMania There we go is the biggest touring rapper like most profitable tour rights

That's what that that's the number they be that fat guy the number they kept throwing out was Travis Scott is the most profitable profitable touring rapper well he had that Travis Scott world or whatever. Astro world where he died. Yeah. But a good McDonald's meal. Wasn't good. Right? I had no idea.

I thought he had a McDonald's meal. Yeah, cactus. He did. Yeah. What about the Joe Hendry? I believe in Joe Hendry. You liked it? That was amazing, yeah.

I thought that was a fantastic surprise. Becky Lynch was a fantastic surprise. That was nice. The women's match last night was amazing. I wanted Jeff Hardy there was just doing that Come on. No it was really good It was really good. I was watching all right. Did we get it we get it You're not beside I was watching with my daughter, and she she loves all of them give him the Pinocchio Rhea Ripley I tell me liar so it was great actually the women's match was the best match of the night well actually what was

Okay cool cool cool It was great. Actually, the women's match was the best match of the night. Well, actually. Well, it was. Yeah. It was really fucking good. OK. Cool, cool, cool. Yeah. We got it. Dom Mysterio got a good spot. Hey, Brandon, they're not going to fuck you, bro. Yeah.

The women's match was good. Dom Mysterio was great. Bron Breakers, fucking incredible. And then the ending just pooped it all away. Damn. That sucks. I'm sorry. That's men's socks Alright Brandon, but Saturday night the ending was great Saturday night

The show wasn't very good and then the ending was amazing and the complete reverse happened on Sunday night Had a good time. Let's see what night three has in store tonight. Huh? Yeah, well the game series Sounds like it's one one. Yeah. It's definitely one tonight. I don't like your chances. Where's Rod tonight? Vegas? Same place.

Yeah. All right, so we'll find out. We'll find out. Yeah. Didn't you say Saturday night was bad, though? Saturday night was bad until the main event, and the main event saved it. And then Sunday was great until the main event,

and the main event killed it. Got it. So we're just left wanting more. Yeah. It's almost like they just had one night and put all the good stuff on one night It was is a raw after mania still good. It was bad last year It hasn't really had the impact the last couple years, but they promised tonight it will so we'll see What you need to get on the creative team? I know I know Everyone Fandango debuted I do yeah I was sick yeah yeah that was that that those clasps are off your meeting sure enough yeah well song

was I just doing that that that I dream of Jeannie damn didn't know I had that my repertoire that's pretty close though. Duh, yeah. What if... What? Go ahead, Shay. You got something. Do you guys use Fandango for movie times? That's my go-to. I just Google.

I feel like it's an outdated service. Yeah, I don't use it anymore. Just Google. Really? Movie times near me and then I... I never use Moviefone either. I've... Did Fandango buy Moviefone? Am I making that up?

Oh, he really is working out. I thought he was lying No, he's working out. Shea you ever just go to the theater and see you ever just like it's Saturday. It's noon I want to see a movie. I'm just gonna go to the theater and figure out What showtime works for my schedule if I'm in the place already like if I'm in a mall and there's a theater there then yes I will okay. I guess we got to do it We won't stay long. The Nutty Professor chain. Yeah this is like the movie of the year I gotta see it. I gotta see it too. But it's a place two guys. Right. It's not that. Offense and defense. So your only

company you said this was the Nutty Professor cross with what? The Shining. Cross with. True Blood. No Professor Shining and true blood all crossed together and the reason that is the nutty professor is Michael B Jordan plays two characters got it pretty easy right but there's a lot of two characters listen you can't argue that yeah what about miss doubt fire what about parents rap but mrs. doubt fire is the same like is it because Michael B Jordan's a black man no that was just the first One that I can recall are your are your analogies racist? Well, how is that racist? I'm just asking a question parent you could have said parent trap

There's a parent saw could have said miss doubt fire Cuz nutty professor they're the same person though right, but you guys have different names right, but but nutty professor He plays like seven different people. What's he doing? What's he doing? That's a crazy stretch I'm switching. I get a good shot. Oh, yeah. He's got back problems. The whole thing comes up. Done at the whole.

He's got to. He's got to. You got to do this safely. Otherwise he could get hurt. Imagine if you got hurt while we're doing it. I mean, the not good scenario wouldn't not for him, not for for him. But us tour dates he's got to go to. I think there's still I think Indy on the last. Oh, the cat. Okay, he's got to lift some he's gonna get hurt because he's gonna have to lift heavyweight because he knows he is on

camera. Yeah, like you can't just be if he liked if he does like 20 pound dumbbells. I'm gonna judge Let's see what he goes to He's going back in one of them back in Joey swole would hate this yeah, yeah, that's true. We are breaking code yep I love that trying to better himself. Do you see him at the Cubs game? No God he's jacked wait was he there this weekend. He might have been fuck. I want to get him. I think he reached out to you I know I won't wait when I saw it on Twitter. He might have reached out to Dave oh Yeah, cuz I've talked to him before I want to get him. I think he's the fucking man. Yes, but he is Comically jacked

Cubs game god damn Let me see Joey Sw So yeah, wow look at a while Joey apt last name Beast Yeah, the Cubs I Just have to I guess come to grips with the fact that Nikki smokes is just gonna like damn I work so hard so that Nicky smokes can just enjoy his life. I have to just realize that it bothers me but I have to get over it. He pulled me aside this morning he was

like Dan said something to me this morning and I don't know if he meant it. Yeah I did mean it. Yeah. But I also I'm not going to stop him. I was like oh we're just going to the Cubs game every Friday. We made fun of him that time for working out during work hours But legitimately he came in friday morning worked out and then at 9 30 just left and and I again I got I know It's personally I have to get over it But it's just like part of me is like I work my ass off and then he gets to do the things I wish I could do like I wish I could go to the Cubs game on Friday, but I can't Because I have to carry a Nicky smokes

But were you gonna tweet something incredible like a grand slam is like when the dick bill hits well That's in the here that happen here in lies the problem His only his only worth to this company at this point is to be the douchebag like 25 year old drunk guy Yeah, so I can't like technically this is probably the most work He's gonna do all week is going to get served more of a purpose at really correct the city night I'm not up there. Yeah, and that's where I I start to hate myself because I'm like wow I could have just been Yeah, yeah Cuz then I was like I was like dude

Whatever you can go to the Cubs game because I know you're already going Friday this coming Friday's like how'd you know that I'm like because you're gonna go to every Friday Yeah, it's just what you're gonna do. He's gonna face the same issues as the Rizler though Aging is gonna be bad for him. Happy birthday the Rizler by the way. Yeah, yeah belated to the Rizler. How old? 23 how old do you think? I'm nine Nine? Nine. Nine. Big year. I saw some good Easter at Rizzo.

He is risen. Oh, fuck, yeah. Jesus, Rizzo crossover yesterday. Usually, yes. Wait, so what did Nicky Smoke say to you? I love that whenever I say something to any of the guys, they just go to you, just being like, hey. Was he being serious?

And every time, I'm just just like I don't know yeah I was but then I came back, and I was like you know what go to the game because I can't I'm more mad at myself It was actually like a good growth moment. Where's like I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna take it out on you that I'm just mad that I can't go kind of thing What you can be mad? No, but I just like wait is what it is We'll circle back to the thing. I laughed at a minute. I wouldn't I wouldn't trade with Nicky smokes

No, you got a Friday afternoon. I would but other than that I wouldn't certainly sometimes I would yeah You know it'd be electric, but he's all up in someone's guts. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's stroke smokes Smokes I'd rather be anybody What you say Danny would be electric, but he would hate it if he got Resigned the same way he got hired in the first place every year with just a huge a bet That would be a lot of bet first contract every year look at this Like last week or two weeks ago You got yelled at by Dave for getting the company sued and in a lot of trouble And then he went to England and then he went to the cops led the country It's like there's not even a sense of like maybe I'll lay low for a second right

He's just like the max play Montoya gift. Yeah, what way could this be misinterpreted? But again, that's his job is to just be a fuck-up Yeah, so I can't get mad that he's doing his job It's like being like mincy. Why aren't you? He's dealing with family stuff. Okay, I don't know what he did in a very mincy way He told me and I was like, of course, you know, okay family stuff. He didn't tell anyone on the tech side so for two days last week They just had wake up mincy like the pre-roll waiting to go. That's pretty funny. It did two days and nobody yeah And I just said so that on day three I had to go into the tech room like hey guys

Just you know mince he's gonna be out for a little bit, and they're like oh, okay He didn't tell him does he not do do guest host? No. It's one. I guess if he found another mincy. Yeah. Why did you do that? You can't have a guest host. What were you laughing at? I just, while you guys were talking about that,

I just, my eyes got to the prep sheet. Oh, no. No, it was, Steven's recap of WrestleMania was, Cena beats Cody Rhodes and then kicks him in the ding ding the ding ding Is that what you call him ding ding? I've said in my house is a ting-tong ting-tong. Yeah, we've done that that Yes, we've talked about that before that feels yeah, but you do ding ding Sometimes why are you saying ding ding? These are all how grandparents think Asians talk? Yeah These are all how grandparents think Asians talk. Yeah.

I don't know. I just think that it fits in some places. And I think when someone's getting kicked there, I think that's the appropriate term. But you're a father. When you're dealing with your young son and you say, hey, make sure you keep your hands off your... You say ding ding? I don't actually, no. You don't say anything?

Uh... Say your dick? Weiner. Weiner. Weiner. Yeah. Weiner's a good one. Yeahest have you thought about you're gonna be a parent No, I had my nieces and my young nephew my sister brought her kids over this weekend They were at the house all weekend. We did Easter yesterday

We went to the zoo the Lincoln Park Zoo free time is a little rainy But it ended the Sun came out ended up being a great day and one zebra Had a had its dick dragon on the ground It's chasing the other zebra jumped on top and well, they fucked they fucked right in front of the nieces and the nephew and I Said I said they said what is that thing and I said wiener and it felt right? Okay?

I was so to answer your question. I was put your wiener dad moment, and realized I'm a wiener dad. We need that merch in the store. What is that? We saw the zebra running and goddamn, you know, I'm like a horse boy that thing was swinging They're like, what is that that black thing swinging? I was like, that's their wiener. Yeah, I said it Get our new tink did you get trouble? What are you his parents? Oh? You're a cock mom Yeah, my sister was doing the look away, they're like no no no don't and I was like no look you know yeah You gotta learn Remember we saw turtles fuck we saw a tortoise cream pie Yeah, always fucking yeah, but like the the amount of the ooze it produced was yeah

It was a lot. I mean it was really getting in there and Tommy was getting down there for selfies He got let them figure it out speaking of Tommy we don't have to bring him home, but he's around He told me he was like I'm going up to your room to look through the stash. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I think he hit something. Right before the show you went and grabbed the,

the ripstick, is that how you call it? And I said, Tommy, you know how to use one of those things? He goes, no, I'll figure it out. Then walked us this, his skull might be cracked open over, around the corner. He's somewhere. Who knows what the hell's going on?

Yeah, it's the most walkers we've ever had for a full day I am My wife and daughter are going back to New York to visit friends We made while we're there and I got the boys all week I won't be here tomorrow cuz they got a lot of stuff. They have school a lot of stuff, but Yeah, they're here. The three boys are roaming around somewhere first time we've ever been a week just the boys That's exciting with the door open.'s exciting. Shitting with the door open? Yeah, might be a little shitting with the door open. We gotta watch an R-rated movie.

Probably gonna be messy by the time she gets home. Oh yeah. Gonna be a lot of eating out. What are you gonna? I never eat out when my wife's at home. What? Show him a movie. Scary.

Gory. Yeah. What did he, oh, he wanted to watch The Sixth Sense the other day. And I was like, Tommy, this will fuck you up man fuck you up boy Because it's a scary movie that doesn't appear scary on the surface right, but there's a couple of moments You're like you know you jump scares Yeah, a couple of jump scares, and I like don't so he might be on that one show me how to get arrested. Oh

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, he's yelling stuff Jewish slurs at cops. Yeah And he thinks he's been arrested a few times. I think so. Yeah That's weird a child actor falling on hard times. I'll run out of here It's just cuz I suspect my boys are up to no good. Do TJ. Do we have a pope chimney watch? Oh, yeah That was the best day at school pope chimney. Why yeah finally were you guys in Catholic school? It's early for the chimney watches. I think it's probably already begun. You think so?

Really? He just died. Did he die on Easter or did he die this morning? He died this morning. Don't they all got to fly in? All the cardinals. Yeah, the conclaves. The conclave.

I watched it, so I'm an expert. So I don't want to out anybody in their personal life, but there is a coworker that's going on an Italian vacation Wednesday, and we might need to get him on the scene. There's actually another coworker who's on an Italian vacation Wednesday. And we might need to get him on the scene. There's actually another coworker who's on an Italian vacation right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, our guy Shane is on a solo vacation in Italy. Really?

Yeah, and then the pope died. And White Sox Dave goes Wednesday. White Sox Dave. White Sox Dave goes Wednesday, which is very funny. I need him on the scene. Man on the street. With the cardinals. Pope watch

I think it's gonna be a woman this time Holding out hope you cross all four I'm thinking no yeah They vote on it I think they all vote right yeah No no no maybe you can win the popular election Yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Basically the Vatican until they figure out a new pope and they vote This is also based on a movie, so I don't know but I think it was how many Cardinals we talking dozens hundreds hundreds Hundreds yeah There was like 200 in the movie and they all write down and they and then they vote every day until there's a majority Any odds on an American put I think there's one thing do we have like a I have a little have to be general

Candidates right there. Yeah, everybody just comes with their own thoughts I have the front runner my front runners Pierre Batiste pizza Bala oh Yeah, oh, oh a Filipino pope Yeah, there's a I think Ray Burke actually I think he was I don't know where he Batista yeah, there is a guy It's a balla Cardinal Peter Erdo I also liked Fabio Baggio okay, Fabio Ghanian Pope there we go. That's we got a roof guy

All right, this is it looks like Bill Belichick a little bit Yeah, where does he where was he though? I like oh two Americans Ray Burke Ray Burke one was Where's Ray Burke stationed it's nice. They're choosing a young guy this time. That's right We're talking Pope's. Yeah, where was Ray Burke stationed? Where was he deployed? Yeah? Ray Burke stationed where was he deployed yeah Ray Burke former Archbishop of st. Louis that's oh that's an archbishop cardinal st. Louis Cardinal that's so fun yeah and an archbishop oh my god that's that writes itself damn damn

there's been an American one no I don't think No, I don't think so. No? I don't think we can get him. You gotta do it. I think last, Francis was our first South American. Oh, he was South American? I think so. He wasn't the Nazi Pope? Nazi Pope was Benedict. Got it.

And he just quit, which I didn't know you could do. Oh, he did? Yeah, he's still alive. You can quit being Pope? Yeah, I think he just threw in the towel. First one since like 1418? Jeez, that sounds great. if we get an American Pope He he's gonna speak English in his speeches and stuff. Yeah, do they speak the native tongue or do they speak like?

Dude that would be a huge win the American Pope yeah, oh, I'd be so awesome So we need to get this American Pope weighing in on pop culture shit It's got a super old pic yeah, oh my god, I'd be a bracket bracket Need that doing collab post with the Rizler Pope in the Rizler Rizler should be up for it. I think we need to keep him away from the Catholic Make a fine altar boy We could get we could get the Pope on the yak if it's American yeah

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He didn't know anything. He was just basically listening to the recap got it wait who else is on Kevin? Oh, okay. He watched it. I guess he's kind of wrestling on the wash them both right because he was tweeting yeah storm about the last of us yeah Watching it all You can do that. What's the last of us about? Without spoil what's the general so apparently it's a supremely popular video game right Nick yeah Like zombies right nerd yeah Over and they just had an epic right an epic episode out of nowhere I saw people getting excited about is it a good video game or is it like one of those video games?

It's like a movie. It's like playing through a movie. Okay. What season we on in the show to yeah, okay? So I'll probably start you should jump on I think it was the best always so late starting season threes and I'm so fucking late to these shows That's episode of a decade of this of this decade. I think was the best any show damn I do watch severance and people were the severance crowd was chirping. I've just This had to be the wildest second episode ever is the second season yeah, yes Second episode ever is the second season yeah, yes damn how many episodes in the first season? Eight eight zombies so I got zombie down. I'm out on yeah, I feel like no no no So I can be in position to watch this epic

Episode and a week and a half to yeah for sure still very early. I'm not gonna watch they call them clickers They're not zombies. I mean I don't I just go into zombies Oh zombie is an undead person that likes to feast on human flesh. What are the clickers do? They got different faces They look like the plant from Super Mario, so okay Yeah, I could never get into zombies. I'm not a zombie guy either. I liked walking dead when it first came out Do you like a quiet place didn't watch that not really that was zombies to I know but it's like aliens They're coming after you and you got to stay away from it Sounds like zombies yeah, so many zombies dude. We got like no dinosaurs. Oh you should do a party We get like no fucking dinosaurs. Jurassic world. You should do it out of order parody with a quiet place, and it's mincy

Yeah, let's do it starts going off He gets a call from Lane kiffin he has to pick up We're all gonna die did you talk about his movie review? Yeah? Yeah, yeah He just gets the people going he does he just unleashes che out into the wild I we had this moment earlier today because we were doing the stretch and they brought in che And it's not fair when you I don't you guys have had this experience, but che around other people who aren't as close to Che, I realize that I just come across as a dick because I'm like, I can't agree with Che

no matter what. And if you're watching it without the context of my life with Che, you'd be like, why is he not like this guy? It's like, because I have to deal with him every day. Yeah, it's like you would know why I'm so mad if you knew him more. Yeah, right, right.

But if you just get introduced to him, you're like, he seems like a really nice guy. Like, no, he's the worst. I feel that way about White Sox, Dave. Yeah, it's kind of similar. We had this morning, Che and I quote said Nani Professor was the most obvious comparison of all time with a straight face.

Yeah. He also... He had plenty of roles. Che's on Bookmark Watch. Whoa. Yeah, similar to the Saquon take, he's on bookmark watch. Whoa. Yeah. Similar to the Saquon take, he's on bookmark watch. For? The Rockets winning the Western Conference.

I thought you meant Nutty Professor. No. Yeah, I'm still with it. I got it bookmarked. Oh, you picked the Rockets to win the Western Conference? Yes. Said they are the best team throughout all history of the NBA and young teams going deep into the playoffs and said this is

gonna be different. Still feel good about it. Probably get a better number now than you could have two days ago. You feel worse, you can't feel good about it. You have to feel worse than you did though. Losing game on at home has to make you feel a little worse. Barely I mean all these games are coin flips. Yeah, but you I think it's gonna be great series. Okay. Okay. They're gonna dominate the glass they did on last night. Yeah, but they lost. Yeah, they're top two guards played horrible. They shot like eight for seven for 35 something like that. They'll shoot better. Yeah. Okay. Sounds very simple. So if

they win the series, they they would go to the NBA finals mm-hmm Lakers or T. Wolves I feel good in that match. Okay, and conference finals. Let's see 40 to 1 now 40 to 1 the win the West second worst odds. Oh now second worst odds in the West Yeah, the Grizzlies I think the Grizzlies should be done. Yeah, I like that Yeah, I think I think if you lose by 50 to pay there's that yeah kill switch Yeah, I said game 150 over it should just be over this game one It's it because I was watching that game yesterday

It was 30 at half I was like how exciting would this be if they were literally playing for their play out life in the second? It should almost be 40 point if you you lose by 40, you're bad. 51 is just... Series over. Series over. It's over. And you're incentivized to run up the score because you get the rest. Right.

It would be thrilling. The last five minutes of that game would have been... Would have been awesome. So awesome. All the starters would have been in. A game losing buzzer beater, but keep the series alive. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my god.

Yeah. It's good. Yeah, it should be just over. Stop, he's just not really working. No, he's kind of sitting now. He's like that kid that plays outfield with Dandelions. Yeah. Oh, my son's on the Pirates.

No way. My condolences. He's a bucko. With a little league. Do their uniforms look like like the I'm picking it up today, okay? Yeah, when I played Little League our team name was just the spot like the restaurant that sponsored it Are the Yankees tampering trying to get him yeah? Trying to sign him already Yeah, yeah

Yeah, do you do a GQ people were bitching about the bobblehead see that they were too small Were they too small? Yeah, they were too small. No the too small bobblehead is such a cheap I know he's got a small bobblehead a tiny bobblehead shoulder-up is Like the head is small or the body small every thing Wait, that's a card pack If that's a card pack, that's great. Oh my god. That's so small. Oh, that's tiny I think that's what the box looks like it looks like a bobblehead looks like a card

Oh, I see I see I see but is that the size no, that's a box. That's that's the box We've scored a card That's a card. Yeah, it's not a car pack said c3po. That's the box The box has made it look like a card pack the size of the Buildings I see what you're saying. It's the box how far can best stadium and baseball get you attendance like It's an awful product. Yeah, yeah, but it is so I mean well the bridges great the Cubs survived a very long time true. Yeah, it's true I would love for you to give us a Stephen A Smith rant in the Pirates someday. Oh, I don't

Uncharacteristic Nick rant yeah about the Pirates getting super fired up wouldn't that be great? They're bad. They'll always be bad start your youngest person. that's seen them win a playoff series is 45 right now. Oh. Wow. It's bad. Worse than the White Sox or no? They were in the mix, what, like 10 years ago? Yeah, they won that one game play-off.

And Schwaber dropped Schwaber. Dick on the Pirates. Arietta did too? Yeah, Arietta destroyed them. They should have won a World Series in the early 90s. You think so? Sean Rodriguez Should at least went to one

Why doesn't he have legs? It's good. Listen man couldn't afford him looks like Blake. Oh my god I was like Blake. I need one and they're doing the parts are doing that like the Cubs used to have this where it's like You're not only bad, but then you also do things that can be mocked and they did the They the bricks did you read that they got rid of all the bricks? Yeah, the Cubs did that they when they were renovating they got the the bricks were like people put like Nana You know and they buy a brick and then the Cubs put them all in a dumpster They found a member Ron Sano's card Oh Ron Sano they died and they had all these kids sign it and then they and then a reporter found it with

The cake in a dumpster like oh We're after it right Like you could have just put it anywhere else anywhere It's gotta be a scary job to be like making these nowadays like how many bad statues have we got like how many like? I feel like we're in the era of bad. Yeah, I don't understand how a statue can be bad when you have The person to base it off of it was was Triple H is bad because I people Reacted to it, but I thought it was good. I thought it was a statue Why the eyes and the nose were law? Oh, I mean, it's tough. Where's the statue?

Oh, they just had I think they're just gonna take it around the manias. I guess That's not what a statue is Vegas no, I think moving statue So it's it's it looks like I mean that just well from the front it doesn't look as good as it does from the side I Don't know I feel like that's Like everyone was like, oh man, this is such a bad statue I feel like they were just trying to make something happen there So who's the who's that I don't gold standard of bad statues right now Dwayne Wade well Ronaldo Ronaldo

Ronaldo one was horrendous. What was wrong with was it AI? It was just like small Yes, yeah, but I guess that's a Philly thing. They have tiny statues. Oh really? Yeah, like they're all time It's a Philly thing. Yeah, who's the most statue living man? Well, I think he's dead They play the breaking news Big cat he's maybe the deadest Of all time the deadest American we got he is most dead American Kate there's gotta be one yeah Kate goes to another city. She's like, where's your Wait, but who would have more than one like messy like in those hometowns he has to have a

body like all over our fucking oral over Argentina and shit Jordan usually make yeah I mean Jordan but he's I mean what is the other one wait does he have one at UNC maybe Maybe. Maybe. It can't be athlete. It's probably like some sort of dictator. Probably. Yeah, so what I'm saying is like, if you get, if you're Dwayne Wade and you get that one statue,

that's your stat, that's it. That's probably it. I don't think you'd even get it. It's Kim Jong-un. I don't get it. Marquette would build them one though. You would think. Yeah.

But will LeBron get two, like with the calves and the heat doing for him? Definitely. The Lakers, sneaky a lot of statues. And they're six years. Lakers, sneaky a lot of statues. Yeah. You got a Chick Hearn statue.

Yeah, they do. It's Kim Jong-Un. Yeah. Yeah. I got a lot of those. That's badass to just be like, I want another statue. Yeah. We should get a statue here.

Yeah, that's probably right. That spot out front, that little garden spot. That would be great for a statue. Who would we statue out? Mincy. He'll probably just fall into a vat and turn into one. We just have him stand out there. What if we hired one of those human statue guys?

That'd be cool. Oh yeah, those guys. It could be just a rotating thing with employees. You've got to be the statue for a day Yeah, today is Thursday January 13th Walmart greeter. How expensive is this statue? Thanks for the circle teach Oh, yeah, there it is. It's a perfect statue. Guess the price first for just a statue. Well, I mean this has so much There's no larger life-size statues six feet and above. $15,000.

More. Gotta be right. Again, this- It has to be what they're made of. What if you made it out of subway subs? That'd be cool. Bronze. Bronze.

Oh, bronze? $34,900. I want us to go six figures. 100. $70,000. Steven's doing the thing where he's just not gonna give us the answer, to answer is just stone-faced. It's about 70,000. Oh wow She's not worth statues obviously depends on That'd be better for a soft-serve machine an outdoor one but a soft-serve statue

Oh, I thought you know get a soft serve machine. Oh, okay I think that might be what Zach's job is gonna be soft serve boy Yeah, you hired a guy to move to foot from Florida to well He'll do other stuff, but just having someone be like this is your job. Yeah, he'll do shades and yeah all that too When does he move here? I think like a week or two. Oh nice. Yeah He'll be in the mix I got him a week or two. Oh nice. Yeah He'll be in the mix. I got him a gift actually It's very nice. You had yeah, I found an assistant. He's oh yeah started in a couple weeks So I'll be good. I talked to some of the guys coming in waiting to interview. They're all pretty nice Yeah, no, they're all really good very qualified

Was it a tough choice or it was like a clear standout? It was there was a few that were very good But there was one that was a lot better. Yeah, I told a guy in a suit Good luck the other day. Good luck getting Dan's attention and he just wasn't here for that. Oh, he was here for something Come on was that your workout? What do you mean that was your workout? I didn't think I didn't see you do anything. Okay, let's fucking run through the whole thing if we must. Okay. Hip raises, right? Back mobility. That's huge. Bodyweight squats. That's another one a sit inclined pushups I can't get down all the way I'm not doing that to my elbows I'm a 300 pound

man I get a little assist from the Smith machine wall sit I saw all sit you saw the wall sit activating my quads activating my hamstrings and then we finished off with a little crunch nothing wrong that's it now the fuck did you cocksuckers do everybody's fucking everybody who's saying what my workout is? I thought you did a good job. Thanks, man No, Eddie Eddie. Yeah, how we doing? What the fuck what's your workout motherfucker? I hear you nap every day to start your day Say you I was sitting my whole fucking workout I do do two miles of incline walk and then I get on the machines. Two miles? There's no way you do two miles.

You don't do two miles of incline walk. No way. I do a mile, then I work out and then I do another mile. How long does a mile take you to walk? A while. About 30 minutes. That point three. That 3.0. That's 20 minutes

Why don't an incline shut the fuck up about my? I was the one talking the least why I thought you were I'm sorry. I thought you said it was bad I will always do this shit. They always zero in on me. It was Dan. It was everybody else fuck big cat He knows how I feel about him This is a bigger workout than his normal workout He knows how I feel about him This is a bigger workout than his normal workout That's right, let's get the heart. He hits you with the nap. Oh That's the start the day is wild. I can't believe how you baby. I can't

Organized your life. It makes no sense Have you driven in Chicago traffic dude? I yeah, driven in New York, DC, Chicago traffic. It sucks. You know what sucks more? Living four hours away from the place you work. I don't live four hours away. It takes me 55 minutes. That's a classic lying guy move, by the way. They always pick a suburbs guy always says,

like, right under an hour. Like, some number under an hour. And it's always an hour 25. There's no way 55 under the absolute perfect condition. Right, that's what I do. The wind going the same way. No, no, no, no. Perfect conditions, I wake up before everybody else does. I beat the traffic. And then he goes back to sleep when everyone wakes up. I'm sorry, this is my life, right? That's every day you surrender. You start your day saying I'm going to bend to the

world. I'm not gonna make the world bend to me You took your fat ass over there I can't talk right now. I gotta go do a workout. You threw your dick in the air three times 36 of them right now my hamstring just almost went out doing that You're not as vital or as power gets hurt mimicking a low-impact workout for the obese What's up guys are you gonna do the gauntlet today? Yeah, I'll do the gauntlet fuck. Yes I'll do the gauntlet get him off the list. Yeah now it's no now. It's just Dave and Antoine Walker. Oh, okay nice You're only two. Yeah. No last time you called me

I was just I think I had to do the move like my movie I was like promoting my movie I was here for like 40 minutes in between a bunch Yeah, you guys you guys like you guys what you want to shoot threes instead of promote the movie risking your whole career on So yeah, I'm down dude, I'm ready and I'm I'm in a little better shape than I was last time fuck Yes, I'm trying to get in there. You're gonna dominate it. Thank you dude, I appreciate that. You're gonna kill it. Jesus, let's set it up.

So you got Indy on Thursday. Indy on Thursday, Nashville, I'm playing the Ryman Theater, which is fucking crazy. It's like a legendary theater. Yeah, now you're fucking perking up, aren't you? I'm just not gonna fucking talk to you. Fucking half-shoes looking looking for a bubble gum motherfucker. Who knew the Ryman might wake him up?

I'm also playing South Carolina. I was complimenting the fact that you were doing the Ryman. You know the Ryman? Yeah, everybody knows the Ryman in Nashville. I'm in Louisville. I'm in Charlotte. Charleston. Raleigh. He's got a Madden bus.

I'm on the bus. It's pretty sick. So you did the Chicago Theater here. I did. The show I was at, you tossed a guy off the get. How good did that feel? Yeah, he actually, he didn't, I threatened to toss him until he quieted down. He backed down, but I love throwing people out. People came and got a guy. Oh really?

Yeah. Sick. That's awesome. No, I love when people get tossed from shows for not acting right. It makes you feel like a little god emperor You will adhere to my standards to my standards of you know manners What what's the number one thing that makes you like like what how do you know a line's been crossed? It's just so what they're saying what yeah It really is it like if you're trying doing first of all people that go into a show thinking they're gonna be funny never works.

Like if you're at a show, if you think the way you like, like so many people are, that is the problem with crowd, and I'm part of the issue, I don't wanna like, you know, it helped my career, but everyone thinks you just go in there and like, oh, they want you to be funny. It's like, no, they don't. They want you to be kind of embarrassed about something and like we can dig deep into something. But when people just come cocked with like, like oh dude I'm gonna call him fat and gay and he's gonna love that you know what I mean like that's never good they won't shut up they won't like this guy just wouldn't shut the fuck up at the first show and that's the worst part it's not fun people think it's like this great

I got all these witty it's just like when you have to toss someone it's not when you're mocking them because that's awesome everyone's having a great time calling someone a cuck, saying their dick is small. Uniting 3,000 people against a guy you hate is a great feeling. But no one even laughing because someone's just like, well, is just like drunk and well. It's like very anticlimactic.

You just kind of have to toss them. That's actually a, you should write a movie about that. Like a guy who becomes a big comic by heckling comics. Yeah. And then he gets so big, and then the next up happens where he gets heckled. Isn't that Mark Wahlberg rock star? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, is that what happens to the rock star? Yeah. He starts singing and, uh. You've never seen a movie? Yeah. Not once, man. Yeah, he starts singing at the concert, and then the main guy has AIDS.

Yeah. Wait, are you guys thinking Bohemian Rhapsody? No, no, it's different. Mark Wahlberg in that? Yeah. No, the main guy has AIDS. Straight out of Compton? He's like, yeah, that's right.

A random guy takes his job. Oh, wow, OK. That would happen to to you that would happen to me when I get AIDS Guy another funny your fat. Yeah, yeah weight. Yeah AIDS, right? That would be my nightmare Yeah, AIDS apps me of my humor. I don't want that to happen man The least funny guy with AIDS because magic Johnson's funny. He is His breakdowns of games and stuff are always he's a keen analytical mind that yeah I look I glean so much from his takes after each game They're always like a day late. Yeah. Yeah, what a run by the Lakers. Yeah, it's awesome. That game was Saturday

That's awesome. Yeah, that's he does. Whoa. Yeah, he broke it down here. Oh, hell. Yeah, the gauntlets going dude This is a big one. I can't wait. This is just a high I can't wait Oh shit, the Lakers failed in two big category. Oh Eddie. I think that's that's right. It's a I unfortunately Yeah, he's doing this forever though. Yeah, yes This one's good the coach JJ Reddick did a great job all season, but he didn't do a job On account of the law that's like how you teach a child to like draft sentences This one's good. The coach JJ Reddick did a great job all season, but he didn't do a good job for game one. On account of the loss. That's like how you teach a child to like draft sentences.

Yeah. What happened? Now put it all together. He's not tweeting these, right? This is it. No, I think he sends it to someone. Yeah. The guy who always plays well against the Lakers, Nasreed, had 23 points off the bench tonight. Julius Randall added 15 points, did a great job defensively yeah he's Stephen Che he's never had an opinion

there's no difference his life's way better yeah yeah it's awesome these stuff his experience is so cool is that a top who's like who's like you don't want to go through it all but would you like to like him get a USB drive with all his memories magic might be the yeah, you don't want it all yeah Yeah, you don't want to you don't want to have me live it all of it Yeah, I think I'd like to do it. Yeah have that in my memories being on being the face of the Showtime Lakers Yeah, that would be fucking I mean hold on getting it like getting age would having it's about getting a seems fun Age straightly Getting a seems fun Straightly That would be fun a straight guy that gets AIDS is the fucking man

Yeah, watch it like I don't want to be there I don't want to be there the whole time where you you're getting your dick sucked next to Jerry bus But I want to like have the flash. Yeah, Yeah, like what did his nuts look like cool from I don't want to look at them for a half hour But I want to be able to have the USB drive. You know what I mean like he's got some fun Yeah, he can close his eyes and have and yeah damn that was yeah Charlie Sheen Sam. Why Charlie Sheen? That's a that's pretty dark. I feel like his childhood You know Amelia his childhood you know Amelia it might be Showtime Lakers Magic Johnson the Sheen's I feel like wasn't his dad like a fucking Martin child no no no I'm

thinking of who's his grandfather I don't know did they go back that far all his sheen's grandfather yeah or maybe I'm thinking somebody else somebody is a famous like Hollywood pedophile or something. I don't think it's Martin. I don't want impossible But Charlie did have a nice run you're absolutely right Never mind. He looks exactly like they Know let's look up what his deal was. I don't think I think I'm thinking of a different nepo baby family Another legendary oh, you know Michael Doug Kirk Douglas I believe he was a pedophile right on one of them

enough guys shots up for ya I don't know a great actor great actor of course, but I can't condone what he was up to Michael Douglas is the one married to Catherine's data Jones. Yeah He said that right that yeah cancer from eating her out yeah, yeah much pussy eating Say is that worry you at all when you hear stories like that? It's the classic die doing what you love thing What a solid he did for the rest of men though. Just being like, hey, I'd love to, but did you see Michael Douglas? I'm a broadcaster baby, you want us to be able to fucking afford this house?

I can't eat your pussy. Causes cancer. I don't think that's true. I think everybody, everything causes cancer. Like the way diet, it's like diet soda, those studies about diet soda. It's if you drink like 40 gallons of it a day I bet you Michael Michael Douglas's numbers are if like you start each day dunked in a tank of pussy juice There's trace amount regular pussy pussy juice dunk tank would rock. You guys see my patties like, hey guys, I don't think I'm going to go back.

I'm looking happy. Oh, fuck that. Alright, you want to do the gauntlet? Yeah. Alright, so Brandon and Che will walk you through and then when you finish everything you come sit down. Okay. And there's a, yeah, there's a sporkle That you have to get ten questions right you can hop around to any of the topics

Oh, there's fuck. There's oh, it's brain and brawn Yeah, yeah, so that but the end like you can literally answer any of them like you don't have to just get one category, okay? I will will help you okay that happens all right beautiful. Let's do it dude. I'm ready to go you got this So what is it? It's shooting a basketball. What else it's a cornhole cornhole all right. Let's fuck fuck. Let's soccer shot Beautiful home run football through the hole and even if you do poorly the odds are you you will do better than Cam Newton did Was he wearing a hat the whole yes? Yeah? We had to pass him on he was doing doing the football and it was so bad. Really?

He's the, I believe he's the, at least since I've paid attention on this show, maybe a day I missed, they did it for someone else. He's the only guy that I know of that ran the gauntlet and we gave him a mercy roll at throwing the football. NFL MVP. Cam Newton. Heisman Trophy winner. Wow.

He was throwing the football. We're like, you know what Cam cam just go on to the next one That's not every other person. What happened. He's like, yeah, it's tricky. It was just so bad fascinating. Yeah. All right, let's do it Let's see what we got here. All right Love it Stop you come with it's awful list. It's a bad list to be on the people that say no. Yeah Boss man never will right never but can you imagine if one day fuck it I'll do He's got really ripped calves. Oh yeah.

He's got like those UPS working. You take three, stop. You take three soccer shots from right there. If you don't score on any of those you can score from as close as you want. Okay. Great. All right. Wait.

No, I didn't say go. All right, hold on. You can't touch it. You can't touch it yet. Put it down. All right wait no I didn't say go All right, you can't touch it you can't touch it yet put it down all right here we go three two one go Now you got it in oh

That was a good throw though slide it up Walker He's got to be exhausted from his workout. Yeah, he's the first person who actually warmed up for the gauntlet. Doug Stonewall, Stonewall Douglas. Oh, it's good. Can delete that from my notes app. There you go.

The off chance that happened. Can delete that from my notes app. There you go. The off chance that happened. Oh. Okay. He did post a fitness recap the other day. I happened to scroll past it. He did get pretty fit this year.

Yeah. He's been working out every day. You got this, Stav. Not a baseball guy. The first one was so close. Contact hitter. There it is. Yeah. Bang. Oh, go three-pointer, three-pointer. You got a good Bang! Oh, go! Three-pointer, three-pointer! You got a good time! Oh no, he's running out of gas. He's running out of gas. No, no, no.

That's where he's got to find it. Okay. Uh-oh. Oh no. He's there though you're there Yeah, oh every shot being short is not a good That's not good. Oh, no. He's got to find the strength There we go there it is Oh Let's go right here sit right here

Fuck yes, you're at two minutes good time All right, uh let's see ten NFL teams with three or more Super Bowl that one's easy. Oh Steelers unfortunately att. Attaboy. Uh, Cowboys. Uh, Patriots. Color of the Masters jacket. Green. 6 main actors from the TV show Friends.

Matthew Perry. Uh, fucking... Uh, Jennifer Aniston. Uh... Who the fuck? Uh, 3 NBA players to average a triple-double for a season. Fucking Jennifer Aniston. Who the fuck? Three NBA players to average a triple double for a season. Westbrook, Jokic, Oscar Robertson. Yep.

Hell yeah. Yep. Oh, yep. Got it. 245. Wow. Wow. Stop, that was great.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh yeah. All right, nice. stop that was great. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, whoo All right, nice. Oh, you fucked that up. I felt good, dude. I felt vital doing that shit. I felt powerful Are you friends with Tommy Pope at all? Yeah He uh, love Tommy. I'm gonna call him right now. Oh, no, he's gonna kill this time. He's gonna hate it Oh, he's gonna be so upset Yeah, what was what was stops time 244? The baseball fucked my ass dude, I'm not a baseball. I'm not an all-american guy. What can I say right here above RG 3?

Yeah, take that motherfucker Hey, you're live on the act right now. I just want to give you an update stop just did the gauntlet He beat your time by like four minutes All right, well, listen. You can't net that on the other side. Then it's a different shot. Next time you're here, you can try, but he demolished your time. Yeah, fuck you. Fuck, stop.

What did I do, you fucking Italian piece of shit? All right, see you, Tommy. Bye. He was probably having a great day too. Totally, totally. Fuck him. I crushed him. I'm smarter and stronger than Tommy. What was Tommy's time?

Nice, I beat Fred's, oh did I beat Blake? Oh, you beat him by three minutes. Did I beat Paul Skeens? Beat Paul Skeens. Yeah, you beat Robert Griffin. I thought that was Blake. You beat Big Justice. Yeah. Oh, Big Justice. Paul skeens mm-hmm yeah Robert Griffin thought that was Blake I was gonna be big justice yeah Chuckie Cheez-its

Brooks a goal beat him Jack Goukia became nice cam Patterson Nicole's yeah Colton cows are on the oh, let's go Colton. Yeah, Colton calves are baby. Yeah, he's awesome Shout out to Colton you fucking crushed that yeah, dude. It felt pretty good. Oh, yeah, go Colton. Yeah, oh calves are bad. Yeah, he's awesome. Shout out to Colton. You fucking crushed that Yeah, dude, if I'm gonna I just got oh, yeah, you beat Gunnar. Yeah, I might be Gunnar Yeah, that's all your boys. Yeah, that's all right All right, you're gonna go get lunch right now with yeah with Donnie. Yeah Let me see the dreamboat tour folks. Yeah, I be dot biz. We're closing it ends May 11th

At in DC and we have a bunch of fun bunch of fun towns on the way We're really like doing like I don't know way too many shows from now until then I love them I'm just on the bus every day So yeah, please come see me and Nick and I just taped the episode of Stavis world. Yes, and pfd one as well Yes, yep. Yep. No, it was awesome. So thanks guys. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna get some lunch. Oh, yeah Hey, Brad Say bye or anything I

Branded you see the video the big guy trying to run up the escalator at WrestleMania. Yeah, no, but you didn't I did not it Oh my god, that is hilarious. I saw Stone Cold Mr. Ramp. Yeah, I didn't see that woman fell Yeah, she look at this. This is bad Brandon. Oh god And the best part is him tough We're actually watching us obvious world to like everybody's watching him being like here take my stuff make sure it gets back to my family So he's not trying to be funny Yeah, it was it was this way to like skip the line of everybody leaving. Yeah, go up the down other. That's the law. Yeah And that guy just gave us Man you got to fight through that I think he could he made it so high he made it so far

He was right there All his stuff You gotta keep fighting my story Oh, this please you gotta keep fighting tell my story He gave up so fast He makes it if his stuff don't fall. I don't know he didn't have that final push You could see it. He was just letting the escalator beat his ass there if you're on a date I think that's a deal breaker. Yeah, that's all the down No, if you don't make it if I make it to the top and you a deal breaker. Yeah, going up the down escalator. No, if you don't make it, if I make it to the top

and you're coming up, you're coming up. You have to know. I mean, if he even suggested that's a bad idea. You have to know you can do it if you start trying. It's one of those things. Yeah. It's not hard. You can't fail at it.

You either don't try it or you make it all the way up. And the shame of seeing that crowd as you're coming down. Did you see, wait, go back at the end. I think he gave like a throat, like, I'm done. I'm fucking dead. To the crowd. Oh, yeah He is laboring. Yeah, he wasn't making yeah And she's in the way of the other guy. Yeah, then the other guys just sat the other guy just casually walks around him He's like

Bro, you mind if I just no wait hold on wait till he gets to the bottom. I'm just gonna go ahead Other boon him. Yeah, they're bro. No. Wait, hold on. Wait till he gets to the bottom. I'm just gonna go ahead and... Are they bowing him? Yeah, they're bowing him. Oh! Look at it, I think he gives the, I'm done, I had nothing left. Like it was left it all out there. Ready, watch.

Oh, you have to acknowledge the crowd. Yeah! Yeah, yeah, you had to tell him. Stop! They're off, dude! He didn't do it! So... I think you almost have to die trying to do it.

Yeah. You have to fucking die. You have to die on that do it. Yeah, you have to fucking die on that escalator You've gotten that high and the crowd guy is yet. So side can I fly out there and get redemption with it? Yeah, that would be great. Yeah, I would watch a series I would just watch an hour live stream of WWE fans trying to go up an escalator Yeah, I would there should be an obstacle course on the way out of every big event faster. I'd like to think I can make it, but I mean, I've been in, like, I get it. You're not going to fail in front of that crowd of people.

But you wouldn't even try, right? I think if I did try, I would absolutely exhaust everything I have. You'd probably get a huge boost of adrenaline in the beginning because of all the people, and then. It's big escalation. Because you think you're smarter than them too. You're telling that crowd,

I am in better shape than you and I'm smarter than you. That's what I'm saying. I don't expect everybody to be able to do it, but if you start it, you get all the way up to where he got and then you go back down. You have to go. You have to finish the job. Yeah, you just have to finish the job.

Have y'all ever accidentally done it? Not like been walking up and you think it's going down or it's coming at you? No, because I'm not an idiot. I did that at the Atlanta airport one time. I was in a hurry to catch a flight. And I was like, I ran out of the train, you know those trains, how crowded they are. I ran out and I just ran straight to the escalator. I was the first one to the escalator anyway. So it wasn't like I was, and I ran and it was just coming and it spit me right back out. You quit? You didn't make it to the top? No, I didn didn't even I was so confused when it happened. I just let it happen you ever see the video the lady falling through

but like Like what happened just grinders, it's bad. Yeah, she like falls through like the top area, and you just it's bad Yeah, it happened at the Brewers She like falls through like the top area and you just it's bad. Yeah, it happened at the brewers Everyone out the top of the escalator if they're great is like you fall through that grate. It's like a human meat grinder How do you fall through the great? I can't picture what you're talking about My mom used to make me tie my shoes before I go on any escalator Yeah, she fell into the she got sucked under I guess she it sucks Oh my god, like it's like a paper shredder like a human

She okay, she it sucks. Oh my god like it's like a paper shredder like a human She okay, she's dead. Oh They killed her she's my god. Yes, it killed her what escalator Every single time yeah, I have to look this up don't I always get my kids up over the last part Just cuz I'm like I don't want their little shoes. It's like scarred me for life Not good escalator accident was the shoelace thing real or was that no I think that was just In my head and I was heard like hot hot tub jets you couldn't you didn't want to get your hair in your Thing same with like the giant drop like a like a roller coaster the 2018 Rome

Escalator accident oh god was that the one? I don't know popped up when I first Rome is in China I think or if you go down a water slide too much and the water shoots up your butt and it's dirty 24 people were injured after you know about that your butt sturdy or your dirty water goes up You know what I learned? Uh, I don't wildwood yesterday about escalators I was I put it on TNT in anticipation of the basketball game and I was I put it on TNT in anticipation of the basketball game and I was watching ball. Yes. I was watching ball. Yeah

and the Sarah Silverman stupid pet tricks all that on saw that did you do know what about to say? I don't know. He was scaling saw last like 30 seconds There's a guy who was from Wyoming on there and Sarah Silverman says you only have two escalators in your state, right? And then the guy like laughed it Off and then they moved on to what the pet was going to do and I was like Why would she say that if it wasn't true and I looked it up and it seems to be true They only have two escalators entire state wow are they next to each other. I think so I think I'll be a barn bank and it's up and down as per did they not have a mall

What no there's only like two towns over. I don't know 30,000 Yeah, do you think they like do field trips to him I bet so they have as many senators as they have escalators Oh my god, that's something I learned Or is this like the elevator union has a stronghold there no Or is this like the elevator union has a stronghold there? No, there's not a lot of... Big stairs. Have you ever seen a TikTok of the tallest building in each state? No.

Because there's a TikTok of the tallest building in each state, and obviously New York, Chicago, all those. But some of them are, what, 11 stories or eight stories, stuff like that. Wyoming might be like 15 stories. I know when escalators were invented, Europeans, when they placed them in Europe, they would still walk up them like you do a people mover in an airport and Americans would naturally stop and let it take them up. We're lazy like that. I guess so. That checks out. Yeah, those are the same fact Titus. Yeah, it blew my mind. What question about people movers in airports? Y'all walking, walking on the people mover 100% of the time

or do you ride 100% of the time? Yeah, I think youall walking on the people mover 100% of the time, or do you ride? 100% of the time. Yeah. You never walk on a people mover? That's a wild move. I think much less of you. I think it's a low IQ move. No, I liked. It's the one.

You feel like you're going so fucking fast. It's walking for me. You feel like you're going so fast and everybody's in a rush. Yeah, but it's walking for me. And there's a rush of adrenaline you get getting onto it and getting off. You feel like you're going so fast when you get off of it?

Yes. Yeah, I like to just chill That's that doesn't seem like you I've walked on them before but if you give me the preference, I'm always standing I'm walking and I'm maybe even sitting on the one in Memphis is bouncy too. What feels like you're like on the moon Wait, what bouncy it's kind of the good way or? Fun yeah Brandon's been climbing on the luggage claim there thinking. Oh, that's what it is Can I tell you? The best nap I ever had in my life. Oh, I worked in the airport and

the piece of the the dark piece of the wall between the outside of the Baggage Department and the inside I would I would put myself on it, I press the button, let it go, and then after I got through the curtains, I would shut it down, take an hour nap. It was probably pitch black in there. It was pitch black, yeah. That's crazy.

Yeah, I've always known how to nap at work. Wow. So you'd sleep on a machine. I'd sleep inside. Would anyone ever hit it by accident? No, but our first flight was at 6. and I had to be there at 5 our first flight was 630 Our next flight was 11. So between 630 and 11 there wasn't much a nap in at the Golden Triangle Regional Airport So nobody was showing up till about 9 and that would be what woke me up when another bag at the you worked at an

Airport on the 9-eleven. No, I did. yeah. Yeah, they brought us all into a room and said, everything's changing today. They're coming for us. They said we're at war, so get ready. Oh, wow. What were we gonna do to get ready for war? We were packaged. I better get a nap in case things get tense.

No, I already had my nap. It happened at like nine o'clock. Were you a dick with people's bags? Never, no. I was respectful with people's bags. Good for you. Yeah. I'd expect that. I had four days where I would be the bad guy out on the ramp and then one day where I had

To be the desk clerk. Oh I wasn't good at that. You know, that's clerk. Yeah The guy that would check people in and all that stuff. Oh, I've never had my bags lost the gate agent I haven't either. No, I don't know anybody that has. I feel like it's just, it happens to the same people. It is always the same person. One person has it. It's people that check in probably like right when the flight's about to leave. That's what it is.

Yeah. Are you supposed to check bags really? Are you supposed to tip the curbside bag people if so how much? Yes. I usually do. Yeah. Ten bucks. I check a bag every time. I like checking a bag. I never check a bag. I like not having to worry about my stuff. Oh, I love just being able to roll right out.

And I like not having to worry about how much overhead bin, so I get freaked out that it's all gonna run out. Even for a weekend? I'll check a bag every time. Oh! I love checking a bag. I hate checking bags. I like the idea of it, and then you're waiting for the bag

an extra hour, and you're just like, why did I do this? This is stupid. I could be at the hotel already. Yeah, be out doing something everyone got got in the uber line before me Yeah, I just don't like the people that get on a plane with they have their their bags. They're gonna put up there They have a second bag. They have a third bag and it takes up so much their assholes Yeah, they are assholes fucking somebody put something above your seat. Yeah, that's the game man. That's the game That's I don't want to play the killer be killed No, let's check it back. Don't have to worry about it. Yeah

It's also gotta be on the same page with your group like if one person checks and it opens again Yeah, you can't be the only guy who checks. Yes, we find with them leaving before you. Yeah Yeah, I always get pissed when Max checks and then he's like, he's got equipment though. Yeah, then he reminds me that he's checking the equipment. I'm like, fuck. I watched a woman take my bag from the overhead once and like Levi was like, pretty sure that's my bag. But I was like, no, she wouldn't take whatever. So I was like too much of a pussy to say anything, even though I was like, that's there she goes. And I let her take it. What you get better at another purple. There was another purple bag. I'm like, there she goes, and I let her take it. What? And I. Hey, you need to get better at confrontation.

She had another purple, there was another purple bag, I'm like, that's whatever, but I didn't wanna be a weirdo. You never switched her. In case I was wrong. You let her take your bag? She was far enough, cause you know it was one of those things where I had to put my bag, all mine were full,

cause I was in the back, and I saw her up, I had taken it, but I was too embarrassed to be like, excuse me, like whatever, and then we had to call each other. I don't think that's embarrassing for you. No? That's embarrassing for her. That's insane. She grabbed the my bag. You're insane. It was a whole kerfluffle. So you got your bag though? Finally eventually yes, we had to link up Then I also lost my phone at Thanksgiving landing for Thanksgiving My kid had my phone in his hands and then the plane landed and I guess he had dropped it right at landing

So when the brakes hit my phone like shot up to the front and nobody could find it so I had to I had to just beg all right my phone's gone and Those are my two cool airplane anecdotes Yeah, I mean how is that nice, but like I would have screamed at the person I just figure I'm like no this is in my head bitch. She's taking my bag. Yeah Hey, oh my bad Arrest that way I'm wrong first. I'm like I must be wrong sure she has the right bag but I but I knew it was mine what was it would the cops say

disorderly the longest disorderly ever speaking of getting a bag is that what's happened with that woman that got hit by stone cold last night? I think I know where he's going. She's going to sue. She's going to sue or they're gonna preemptively settle with her. Wait, a woman got hit by stone cold? You didn't see this part? No. This should have been all up in your area of expertise.

No. Stone cold came out. I saw him come out with the ATV, couldn't drive it for shit. Yeah, he wrecked. Wrecked like multiple times. But when he wrecked, he hit the barricade in front of the woman. I saw that.

And the woman takes a second, and then she goes, and then she falls out. Oh, so she's getting it. Smart. And then watch this. Watch this. And there she goes. Oh.

Fake. And Nick Khan came out, the big dog, and like was talking to her. So they're going to like settle or give her something. It didn't even hit her. No. Yeah, I saw that clip. I did not even see that woman. Yeah, she takes a second now that is the section I don't think there's a person in that section that paid for their ticket that is definitely guest

That's where they put the the the stars and the guests and all the guests of WWE that they don't sell tickets for that section So he might have known her anyway. I watched her that whole man of that Deborah To hit her for that section so he might have known her anyway I watch her that whole man of that Deborah um the hitter damn pretty good I was thinking yeah yeah so cold sorry well that's an old we don't the pass is for cowards and losers yeah a woman in Philly got rocked by the fanatic with a hot dog gun. Oh no. Hot dog to the face. This weekend? No, no. But like it was a big new, like she got like seriously fucked up by a hot dog and I think she got. Get some money from that. A good settlement. Did you see him miss the ramp? Yeah I saw him miss the ramp. Okay, alright. Did you guys see the seagull with the hot dog gun shot? Yeah. That was awesome. Damn.

Oh yeah. Oh shit. Hot dog cannon right to the face. The woman that sued McDonald's over the coffee and everybody was making fun of her. Every radio station was making fun of this woman for suing over the coffee. She got really fucked up. Apparently it was McDonald's that was pushing people

to say how ridiculous it was. Wait, how fucked up? I think she was extremely burned. Or labia was like cinched. Or labia? She like agitated. Not or labia. Apparently their coffee machine was on like lava hot. I think very like it was she was extremely very very was like cinched Apparently their coffee machine was on like lava hot a lot of mcdonald's like a lot of kids and stuff are like McDonald's burning the fuck out of people with their crazy coffee, and they slipped it on our labia I didn't know it got our labor degree burns. Yeah, I got her labia. Yeah, they all over Days it was bad

But everybody was like pushing. Yeah, how ridiculous it was. Yes, it's showing that's what your coffee was hot. You didn't really oh your little labia Way more oh 160 good for oh, did I say five point seven that is not you wanted lady? Oh, and then they were like no So then she took him to court. Oh, and then they were like no, so then she took him to court Oh, and she ended up getting 2.7. It was served the coffee was served at 190 degrees Fahrenheit That's insane Damages are repulsive I like for at least one point two milli if you burn it heads up Don't even know where I live. We're on the wheel coming for your head

That that would suck kid if you had to go to court to get a price on your labia. Yeah, there's like a claim to just her. Yeah, this thing's already beat the shit. Yeah. Pre-existing conditions. She's driving a lemon. Yeah, this is totaled. Bad bumper, too.

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He hasn't showed it to us this year. But last year, it was like, really good. And he loves drawing MOOC on long flights. So he said he has another one. That's Kyle. Kyle being Kyle. That's Kyle being Kyle. Kyle being Kyle.

What are you going to do? Do you let your cats are own roam around? No, I'm too chicken. I'm afraid he's gonna get out. They always should come back. I hope so I see a lot of lost cat things in my neighborhood It's troubling. Yeah. Well, I guess you can't cuz of what floor are you on? We're on in a townhouse. So he could he he could I guess damn You just apartment So he could he he could I guess damn. Did you just? use apartment Fucked up. Oh, that's a family Danny from the angle of the naked woman window. It seemed like you're a little higher than that Damn, you just am he is yeah. Yes. How many walls do you have?

How high up is your tenement? Yeah? That was brutal. I heard a lot of scuttlebutt about the windows I our front our storm door shattered last night in the wind. Whoa. Glass everywhere. Damn. Eddie, you own your house, right? Yeah.

And you have roommates? Yeah, I have two buddies who rent for me. That's kind of cool. It's not bad. But do you ever have to lay down the law? Yeah. Nah, it's pretty chill. Well, it works out.

One's a fireman, one is a nurse. So we all have different kind of hours. Got it., it's pretty chill. Well, it works out one's a fireman one is as a nurse So we all different kind of hours got it. So it's good you getting a new fire pit thing soon Oh, it's the light. I was a disaster. You see that fight. Yeah fire table. We played it on the yak I know well, are they replacing it? Are they well a little behind the scenes? It was a little cracked already Oh, yes, but did you buy a good deal on it scenes it was a little cracked already. Oh, yes Was a marketplace find $200 it was in Evanston. Oh, I was like all right. It's got a chance what Brandon They're right check your texts

Or TJ just bring it up. Sorry Eddie. Just shut the fuck up. No it. No. Brandon's awesome. Oh. In viva we trust. TJ sent that as Eddie was talking. That's my fault. It's TJ's fault. That's what I meant to say. TJ you're a bad person. In viva we trust. TJ's fault, that's what I meant to say. TJ, you're a bad person. Viva we trust. Anyway, Eddie, continue? I need a fire table.

They're expensive. Are they? Oh yeah. Yeah, they're crazy. The guy said that was a $5,000 table. $5,000 for a fire table? Yeah, and this was 200 bucks. It just had a little stress crack on it.

Yeah. So I was like, I'm getting a a steal Did you hit him up really good? Well, yeah, my body was like hey like what were you guys like were you pulling a fast one on us? He's like no, I swear. It wasn't like I it's fine. Whatever Got a good video out of it at least yeah But yeah, I'm looking for one if anyone has noted noted Those are the best I could drink like a million beers in front of a fire something about it, right? I don't use mine as much as I want to I open up around a fire

Yeah, really vent tell stories. I've never told let's hear it rip on that pirate's owner in front of a fireplace You really want that? Let's do a fireside show this year. Oh, that'd be cool. We should have a fire pit. I have a fire pit. Let's do a fireside show. That'd be cool.

Tim, you're a round fire guy, Eddie? A what? You're a round guy or is summer too hot for a fire? I'll do some summer. I feel like summer in Chicago is perfect for a fire. Yeah. Like at night it gets like, what, 72, 68? Yeah, it'll never stay too too hot. Yeah. Like at night it gets like what, 72, 68? Yeah, it'll never stay like too, too hot.

Yeah. Rarely. So I think so, how about you? You've lived here for two years. Yeah. I think that gives you a good idea of if a fire is okay at night. No, I know, you were asking like, you know what?

Yeah. Yeah. You've had an entire summer off here. Yeah. One month. I once had a entire summer off here. Yeah. One month. I once had a fire. I ate so many mushrooms that the fire was going out and we didn't want to go out and we just burned all our clothes.

That was cool. I've been at some college where I just started taking furniture out of the house and keep it going all night. Yeah, we did that as well. Escalates. Love a good fire. Yeah. Just couldn't have that fire end. I was at a fire with poison ivy logs and I breathed in all the smoke and the whole

body broke out. Like, I was a giant ball of poison ivy slime. It was awesome. I got sumac in my asshole once. Had to miss a week of school. Yeah, it gets in all the crevices. Someone went through a bunch of fireworks in a fire we had and they were going off the next day and we were surrounded by townies. It was really bad handwritten note stop blowing off M 80s at

Monday at 10 a.m. Yeah How did the sumac get in your asshole, I don't know okay I think it like if you breathe in the smoke is up I feel like it got into my bloodstream and just my whole body Every everywhere. Yeah, I got yours, but it was his sumac in the ass It was it my asshole. I had so much sumac like my cheeks were spread like it was put it was oh Yeah, that's interesting. I know I think I got it from playing paintball ah That is a paintball injury. Mm-hmm sumac asshole

My boy cheese lost his eyeball playing paintball it. Sumac asshole. Yeah. That does happen. My boy Cheese lost his eyeball playing paintball. It was his birthday. Oh. Yeah. Lost it? It lost function. Whoa.

Yeah. That's scary. Forever? What? Forever? Forever. Hey, did Lucas bring your flower back? No, haven't seen it.

Where the fuck is he? Look at Lucas. I think he was pretty good about it. Hey, Lucas. Yeah, he was showing. He tried to do a video showing that he could crack an egg and he just didn't crack the egg. Didn't do well.

It was so bad. He had to edit out like him grunting. I think he got a hernia from trying to do it. It is insane that like for Lucas it's like, you know, like, hey, the test of a man, can you change a tire? For him it's can you crack an egg? Why can't he crack an egg I mean come on squeeze it I was sick frozen what the fuck that's a flower like a face like

you threw a face on it made it a little baby oh that's right okay he had me questioning what I did to my eggs it's like did I freeze them did I just had them for so long oil them too long infuriating? And that was like his best take No, I saw him leaving this morning to go grab food and Cody was chasing after him with the bag cuz he had left That at his desk area and I'm glad people were holding him accountable. Well speak of the devil Lucas. Where's the flower? Can you bring him in? He's a baby. You can't just leave him unattended. He's not unattended.

I have a desk man. We have to antique him, right? We have to knock the flower. We have to kill the flower. Well, we have to antique him when he brings it back in. Be like, thanks for taking care of it all weekend. Yeah. Here's your reward.

Here's your reward, antiquing. We have to. Hey, sit down. How'd you like it? Responsibility what about the fact that I saw someone treat that you were at the bar on Friday night leaving your flower at home I got a sitter though. Oh really I said her. Yeah, was it it was Colton's mom Colton's mom. Yeah, did you pay her? No, you live with Colton. No, okay. You didn't pay her. She just did it Yeah, who's your child at the bar playing darts last night? Your mom came over to babysit. Ah That was a joke No

Do you have I don't think his mom really came over to babysit? Here's what I think we need I think we need one of those things like the straps where you can carry the child. Yeah, baby Bjorn Yeah, baby Bjorn. Well, just do that you can carry the child. Yeah. A baby bjorn. Baby bjorn. We'll just do that. You can do that? I didn't really know what to, I went to the movies and I wanted to bring them to the movies but I was scared they wouldn't let me in. What movies? What babies in movies?

Warfare. Oh wow. Is that like Dr. Dolittle in Black Hawk Down? Yeah I think so. Flubber. Oh I want to say Dr. Dolittle. Yeah it's Flubber. Nutty Professor. Like the Nutty Professor?

Yeah. All right, so now that you brought it back, do you wanna go stand by the door? Well, no. It's his own child. Yeah, you can't take the content. Do you want one more week with him? I could do one more week.

All right, but if you lose him, you get antiques. If he gets hurt. If anybody photographs you without it. If it gets hurt, you get antiques. Yeah get if it gets if anybody photographs you without it if it gets hurt Yeah, if you have someone gets me with that you have to bring it to work every day. That's fine. Okay? Yeah, and you have to breastfeed it twice a day. That's how do you think the meeting went the Lucas hate meeting? Um I thought I thought it went well is that tomorrow no, it's it's not next week, but the week after I made your hate list. I didn't say a word No, you did. No, you said you said let's get Dave to fire him. Oh, I think that's Zim it on this. Hmm. I didn't want to torture you. I just from the meeting

All right, Tate max Nikki Kadek page, Kate, I can't tell if it's Kate or Kate. Danny, White Sox, Dave, Cody, question mark. Why is Cody at the question mark? Danny, Ella, Chief, Danny. I know that was good. Ella in all caps. Ella in all caps.

Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate. Why am I on there three times? Danny? Maybe Danny Lance. No, it was Danny Conrad three times. Oh, okay. So he had three different ideas? Three different instances

in that video where I decided I didn't like him. Oh, okay. Yeah. I didn't pitch anything for torturing you. Yeah, no, no, no. I saw it. But you did say we should have Dave fire me. I meant that though. I wasn't trying to like make a joke. Yeah, no, that's better for you. Yeah, I went off the list. So the- All right, I'll take you. Thank you. Is the torture stream an actual torture stream? I I don't know I don't know what Tate wants to do for it what he has planned for it I'm trying to keep myself at the dark as much as possible So on it so I don't spoil it or it's Tate on vacation right now. He is so you guys nothing tomorrow

Nothing, and then back next week. Yep. Nice. Yeah, what's next week? Nothing and then back next week. Yeah, nice. Yeah, what's next week? A golf simulator challenge. Oh, that's gonna be good. That's gonna be real good Wow, wow Wow, huh So why is like my biggest hater I'm not your biggest I'm sitting right here what have I ever hated on you Every single day name one time don't apologize forater? I'm not your biggest. I'm sitting right here. What have I ever hated on you? Every single day name one time don't apologize for this. I'm not going to okay. There's a simulator Broken yeah, is it no happen? I did see there was a lot of people who were upset about chaps in that joke That was kind of funny

Crazy, what happened to me making that joke for a decade and if you were like bar still sucks Crazy what happened to making that up for a decade and if you were like barstool socks Alright that happened with a post of Liam to what a post of Liam made it out of the bar So world and people are like who the hell is this guy barstool stinks? Yeah, it was the same thing as that It happened me a Kyle at the Michael Jordan steakhouse, too Versus turned on us What can you do? What are you gonna do? I think that the burner verse I think the Burnerverse has turned on us. What can you do? What are you gonna do? I think that the Burnerverse is like the actual universe,

right, there's billions and trillions and it's ever. No, I'm talking about specifically the Burnerverse. Bunch of dudes. Did I simply age out of it? Or has Barsal's content gone incredibly downhill? First of all, this isn't really, that's not really content. That's a tweet. He literally just posted a tweet

It's like a like that wouldn't be That's not content That's just a bot right? I don't know Capital right see one of his fucking banger tweet. Oh look at that living guy slinger We need to get JD Vance a room with Putin ASAP peek-a-boob Hmm. It's good name now. That's good content see that they're saying JD Vance killed the Pope ah yeah with one of those prank hand-zappers Magin cook by AI a lot of people did imagine office for the long weekend. Oh, wow. Liquidity has gone downhill. So yeah.

You never know when they're just going to come for you. So is there a story behind the simulator breaking or no? Because that looks like someone took a club and just lost it. Is that not what happened? Who would throw a club? Stefan. Whoa, really? Who would throw a club?

Have you ever thrown a golf club? Not in there. I also haven't done the simulator in about a month. Have you ever thrown a golf club? In the wild? Yeah. How recently? Well, when I was probably in high school, maybe in the 20s.

Eh. Eh. What? Friday? I didn't throws. Eh. Eh. What? Friday? I didn't throw that. I dropped it. Oh, you threw it? No.

That wasn't a throw. I dropped it. Yeah, I think Stefan is the suspect number one, but he refuted it vehemently. And we have to go through him to get the footage. Right. And is there any footage? It's all gone.

Interesting. Yeah. Was it during mini-golf, though? No, I think it was. I think there was a small hole and then people just kept on playing and then it got bigger. It doesn't affect the simulator, right? It's still working. I have no idea.

I don't simulate. I play real sports. I don't simulate. I should simulate. What the hell is going on? It's just a picture of him. It's just Blutman. Wearing, what's up with the pink hoodies?

Oh yeah, you guys doing that as a thing? Oh, he's wearing it in that thing. Oh, yeah. Simulate what the hell's going on? Blutman Wearing what's up with the pink hoodies? Oh? Yeah, you guys doing that as a thing. Oh, he's wearing in that video, too. Is that his hoodie? Oh, it's my oh He's wearing Liam burn it today. Yeah, we just happened to both where bubblegum pink solid hoodies with no other branding Yeah, what are we missing? There's a coincidence. What's going on there a third pink hoodie in our midst or is it just so help me God? All I know of are mine and his

This is some sort of club Liam lives in the gambling cave. What there's his remnants That's his actual skin grafted. He's just been doing ball streams. Yes yesterday. He was here all day He was here all day Saturday as well What is happening? That is a? paint from Deutch's meteor cost That makes sense that checks out I love seeing him on my timeline he's popping up a lot Oh, yeah, it's the best for that man. Yeah

We'll see him for the Royal Rumble. Maybe maybe mmm good point Really good point wins Royal Rumble. It's urine Whenever you wanted to know the actual oh, it just happened. Oh shit. Which is like red panda It's like, you know what's coming but it only does one thing, you know What's coming you've seen it a thousand times and yet every time he doesn't play the hit lose Your fucking mind yeah, yeah, you go you go you go to the concert you want to hear it Play the goddamn hits. Oh, I'm really excited for the next case race. I've had some people some guests reach out oh Okay, that's first lot. We got to get a date going ready to go. I got a stop. I'll come after we're about to wrap up again

a date going, ready to go. I gotta stop. I'll come after you, we're about to wrap up. I'm starting to work on my tolerance again. What was he doing in his hand? Gotta cook me lunch. What was in his hand? He was doing a what's for lunch with Stav, I said make me one too.

What'd he make you? Like a deconstructed egg roll. Healthy. It's too bad he weren't nice to Stavros, he coulda got some too. Stavros turned on me. Yeah he did. Fast, I hate that for you.

It's cause you guys. Yeah, no it's all good for Stavros. The guests and people of Marshall see how you It's cuz you guys yeah, yeah The guests and people of our soul see what you how you guys treat me and I think well I'm gonna we poke and then they just attack we're in it. Yeah. Well That's a compliment. Yeah Well, I like this well, you're not like the most pleasant I never go to anybody first sure, but you're not pleasant though. What do you mean pleasant? I was sitting here just like everybody else was sitting here. You'd be gonna. I don't think you've ever The point we're making I don't know I can answer his his accusation

Yeah, but this might be just your your voice is always in hollering. Yeah, my voice wasn't in holler I was I was calmly faster and faster several walked in Like three of you said something about his workouts, and I laughed and he goes what what the fuck Brandon? That's not that's on me. Are you the most pleasant guy? Those my accusation? I'm not a I'm not the most pleasant guy, but I'm certainly not the most unpleasant guy at this motherfucker You have never once been chipper. Oh You've never been chipper I've seen him chipper all the way have you ever been chipper? I've chipper. Tell me one time state beat LSU in 2000 chipper is hit I saw him literally skipping I

Did I saw you skipping down the street? That's whimsy. That's not 20 20 20 20 20 20. Sorry. I saw you skipping down the street Last time your chipper. I've been chipper a lot. It was give me one Drop Oh Fred's's move was great anyone drop was great Donnie hands him food yeah get its chipper for a minute yeah and you can't come in here throwing aspergians at me like but I think people you didn't disagree I don't disagree but I'm also not the people like all Brandon's not pleasant I'm not the most unpleasant in the office pleasant Kate Okay, no, but Kate has awkward pleasure scared. Oh, yeah, it's very bad for being it's cold finger Comfortably I'd rather give me ten Brandon's over one gold

You're very pleasant hello got a whole pleasant vibe to you Brandon I think people being mean to you should be a huge compliment because they don't boo nobody's? We get a pass because we're your friend, right? And we're poking fun. They view you as a friend. Yeah, that's true.

Stavros was saying that he feels like you guys are friends. I'm not his friend. Oh. Yeah, I hope he doesn't. That was unpleasant of you. Yeah. Fuck him. And I'm a little leaning towards fuck you too, Eddie. No! Oh, yeah, I was unpleasant of you. Yeah fuck him I'm a little leaning towards fuck you too

Not disagree my your holler and now I very calmly said fuck you who's are who's more unpleasant than Brian Stefan white sauce Dave Stefan and white socks Dave he's the most unpleasant guy we got yeah by far But he yelled at me one time. He actually he he actually like, he wrote the book on unpleasantness. Yeah. We need an unpleasant love. I like Stefan a lot. Yeah, I like him too. I wish he liked working here.

He is. See you, Lucas. Bye, Lucas. I like him, but I'm not afraid's not the word. No. He serves. Careful around him, you gotta be careful around him. He's constantly serving cunt.

Cause I'm not, I'm not gonna, I'm not just gonna un, just, you know, I'm not gonna. I'm not just gonna on on Just you know I'm not gonna attack you just out of nowhere right I'll answer to you. He'll attack you I don't know yeah, he will he used to be pleasant though. I feel really he was more pleasant in New York Yes thousand percent. Oh he came here and got a lot of responsibility Yeah, I think he's just fucking hates everybody here. Yeah, no I think he hates our yeah Let's get him in here. I'd love to get We do have to hear both sides. Maybe maybe he's got a point top three of those unpleasant Stefan White Sox Dave I hate to do this. Oh

I'm not gonna do it. Say it go Go on. Do the Draft King's app. No, no, no, no. You have to do this. Is Hank on there? Hank does have bitch face. He does. I always think he's mad. Yeah, he does.

But I also know Hank so well that I know he's not mad he just he's actually admitted to it that like his his Texting style his like yeah, it's like people think he's mad and he's not His greeting is key yeah If you see him the first time in a day, and he's got a bad face, but then he's like what's up be wall Yeah Hit me with a high-pitched Nicky. Nicky! Alright, so it's not Hank.

Alright. But you, on the reverse, you are a guy who's like, fuck you, Danny, in the halls. But that comes from love. And that's also because you looked at him. But this is even pre-ad. If Brandon viewed you on the same level, which is your fault for not being on Brandon's level, he would treat you better. Right. That's unpleasant.

Is it? I don't wanna be the one to say it cause then I don't wanna have to answer to him for saying it. Is it big T? Oh yeah! Oh my God! How did we just that?

Easy! I'm way more pleasant with big T. Yeah. That's the easiest one ever. We were like subconsciously. Yeah. Not saying him, but we were so. I thought you were saying someone that was, I don't want to be the one to bring up that he would take that as an honor. He'd be like, I appreciate that because I don't want to talk to people. Yeah. His whole, yeah. Got a bubble around

him. Like don't, yeah. Don't even try.'t even yeah, that's easy That's it. That's a power. Yeah, if you want to have a conversation you got to like strap on your armor Like oh, yeah, and you're like I should make them do something together the three unpleasant boys Oh my god, the three unpleasant have to go pleasantville Ride a roller coaster Yes, the three of them going on splash mountain. I would like to see I want those three to join an improv I'll say though Dave like it is all of us. Yeah problem. Yeah in our Well, no, I think all three of them are the same. They don't like us. Yeah. Yeah

In our uh, well, no, I think all three of them are the same. They don't like us. Yeah. Yeah in our what's app We really don't in our what's app for the the bald stool guys. He is so nice Like he really like it's crazy how nice he is in there Yeah, Big T like we're to Big T I think we're like a bunch of cats where he's like whatever like yeah, like we left food out You guys just mind your own business. We should put a the thing they did with the cat put a camera No bunch of fights Yeah giving goldfinger swirly Cry slap me around

Crossing the court. Yeah, that's our that's our power three Unpleasant. Yeah, see I don't make that top three and I don't you know I'm pretty I'm pretty I far away from it, but I'm not in that top three Though there they lap the field in on place if I have to like ask big T for an ad like it's in the back Of my mind all day. I'm like making a sign across before going to the macro dosing studio. You're more curmudgeon than unpleasant there it it is. Yeah. Yeah. Who would you think Stefan's like bottom three are? I'd love to know.

Oh, I really want to know. I think he has like a bottom 150, whoever worked. But I want to know who Stefan, I want to know who he hates. He hates me. But like. He hates me. Stefan's Mount Flushmore.

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see dkng.co.slash audio. Stefan. Oh lord, we can't. I turned the corner and we locked eyes. He just went, get out. Have you been listening? Yes. Oh.

All right, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down. Who is on your? I want to address a couple things. OK, address, please, please, address. Just because there's a slit in the goddamn projector doesn't mean the golf sim doesn't work. Everybody's like, the rip. Nobody said it doesn't work. But it's trying to get the pipe now. It works oh the golf sim doesn't work everybody's like the rip Doesn't work. It's trying to get the pipe now. It works

Work, but it's it's clearly like oh, they're trying to fix it with tape now, so I don't have to hear it about on the act We're gonna fix it with tape. It's coming This is an unpleasant start Okay, so here's the thing I'll give myself a little rundown. It's... I am unpleasant and I... I'm self-aware about it and I know that it's a problem. However, I just feel like...

By the time things get to this show to be talked about, I've heard about it a hundred times. True. So it's like every time they bring like, well, Stefan's grumpy and it's just like, yeah, no shit, cause it's like if it's getting to this stage, it's just like, I've heard about it 100 times, so that's part of the issue.

Well, Stefan, you're just grumpy in everyday conversation. But like, I am. You were a joyous boy in New York. I was. I was. I feel like, I feel like I've done a switch. I feel like I've done a switch my personal life in New York was more stressful. I think mostly because New York is part of that. I think we can all agree but like I Was doing more of the mundane stuff here,

which kind of blows. However, what I didn't realize moving here and getting more responsibility is like, you don't realize how much planning and how much mundane shit that is and how more draining that is. Now you get why Pete is Pete. No, yeah, and I guess make Pete seem like a peach.

No, no, no. He's the worst. He's the fan of Pleasant. I don't look at him as a cute pea. He's the Don Corleone of Unpleasant. I know. He's a robot powered by Jizz. Yeah.

So I do feel like, though, and I think Mark can attest to this, I try to do a decent job of when I walk out of this door to turn off the Asshole-ness, why don't you turn off inside the doors? He's shockingly normal because like yes You kind of understand why I do it a little bit cuz it's like I read it as like if I don't I'm not trying to shut everything down I'm just trying to like make people understand if and when they're asking a stupid question that it is that yeah and like I feel like everybody gets away with stuff here like

super last-minute super like if I don't try to police that at all instead of asking a day in advance it's gonna be two hours advance and then it's gonna be one hour and then we fixed it for him that time, so why can't we ask later? So it's just like trying to, like I feel like I'm dealing with taller sometimes, it's just like, yeah, I'll help you, but like you gotta give us a little bit of time and effort,

cause then at the end of the day too, which pisses me off, is like the lack of time or whatever we have to prep if Something's live especially when that goes poorly Yeah, it makes me look bad and my team and it's just like sometimes we can only there's a lot of pressure Not even it's just it's just kind of Whatever so that's why I am the way I am I could do better. I understand that Doesn't bother me at all the someone shout out Mike the listener. He said the three Scrooge's

Also, I will say this at least with me, you know what you're getting like I'm animated enough Hank is just resting bitch face. Oh, yeah, it's true, but he's not a three Scrooge So wait, who are your three Scrooge screwed? Who do you hate working with? Who do you who is unpleasant to you? Who are you the grumpiest towards? I think Brandon would recognize this I think we've gotten to a point where we like I just don't even talk to you anymore. I know I think I think The world of me and Brandon Walker has gone through so many circles that I think were right mutually just no So many circles that I think were right mutually just no no no no I don't think I don't think we hate each other We just like that you could have gotten arrested for that day. That's not true. Yeah, I could have he could have gotten arrested

There was no physical education the are you trying to think of what day what day was this the day I yelled yeah? Yeah, arrested for that, and you've never had any of those days not not to you I Didn't touch anybody Yeah, you didn't you wanted to I had to mediate who was it towards me together What is yelling at each other no no no no a good yell-off that wasn't what happened? Okay, Brandon did you have to back down? Did you power? No, no, no, no, no, no. His reaction was justified and I understood at the time that I was, yeah, that was just a...

He walked in and he said, has this golf simulator been messed up all morning? I turned and I said, yeah, actually, Stefan, it's been messed up. And he said, nobody fucking asked you. And I... After you just asked. Yeah, after he asked a question yeah there were two people in the room there were two people in the entire building it was me and beef beef had not been here but like five minutes

Stefan walks in says who messed up that's this morning I said yeah Stefan actually it's been messed up and he that's it he yelled it he said and nobody fucking asked you and that's when I started yelling at him I they were so at each other not to the golf simulator man how long was it like two months oh really yeah I think the last time we talked similar to the current like why is there a hole in the simulator situation I think that was a situation where like I knew there had been problems with it for a while and I just was like it all kind of exploded at that moment which I understand was...

When I answered the question that you asked. Yes. Brandon, we've gone through... No, we haven't. Why is there a hole in the simulator? We haven't gone through it. What happened to the simulator? That is just naturally over time everybody hitting into it and yes there was probably a small hole like you said Dan that it just got bigger over time What I did is now I aimed everything to the right so it doesn't hit that slot

Every time so the fix has been in place. There's going to be a new projector screen. Everything's gonna be fixed all right All right, so bottom three so you just don't like people who don't have common sense is what you're saying Yeah, and there's and there's times where I don't have common sense or my team doesn't have common sense. I'll be higher Yes, who's of Lee non-common sense? Yeah, it's almost a prerequisite But I want everybody to and I feel like I get this question a lot I don't hate my job if I did I would have quit a long time ago. I wouldn't have moved here. I question a lot. I don't hate my job. If I did, I would have quit a long time ago. I wouldn't have moved here. I like my job probably too much. And then I just, instead of- That's like crazy.

No, just listen. That's Michael Scott, man. Hear him out. I know people say he works too hard. Just listen. I get frustrated at situations because I see things and I think we could do a lot of things better and then it just every time a request or something happens it just kind of on a bigger scale there's a lot of times where things happen so last-minute where like I'll go home like we'll do a show or we'll do a live stream where it's

like it kind of popped up last minute and we're doing so many of those types of things where I go home and I automatically just focus on what went wrong or like how we could have done better. And it sucks because I go home after a busy day of work and I can't even hang my hat because the stream didn't really go that well. So it's like, I get frustrated at that. And sometimes at myself and what we could have done better.

It's just just I think I Don't do a very good job of focusing on the things that went well I just go right into the things that didn't yeah, so that's my own thing and I'll Stefan also has a job that like if you Work at ESP if the Stefan at ESPN or Fox or wherever else like they have a schedule that they know Yeah months in advance. Yeah, there are a lot of- Maybe shit where we're like, hey, we wanna have a slippery stairs tomorrow. Get it done. So it's not easy. And then it doesn't work,

and then we're like, you dumb bitch, why didn't that work? I've said this to many people. I've thought, I'm like, when I first started working here, I didn't think I'd be here this long. However, the alternative has no interest to me. Like I don't want to do like the ESPN world

and part of me, I think partially that's like because I don't think I'm qualified to do it but also like I don't want to do like traditional broadcast stuff mostly because I haven't done that here. I mean, it is the same type of- That's the only reason keeping you. Well, no. Because you haven't been able to grow.

No. I would rather do this shit. Because to be honest, the people who have the mundane doing the same live show every day stuff, I think even if this is maybe elementary on the skill level, I think they would rather be doing this. So it's like, I think the alternative is just like, not interesting and I can take more pride in, I don't know.

No. Alright, so Brandon's one of your bottom three. Right. Is there something that would shock us? I won't work with that man. I will say this, I'll give Brandon credit Brandon is one of the few Here that has like traditional media like

not training, but can like Like if things are going wrong or if things are like stale or whatever you can like fill space you can you can react to broadcaster yeah like and pros which is very needed here because we don't sometimes we don't have this we don't have as much of a plan like for example like you're really good at like the NFL draft stuff and that's yeah that makes our job easier because I know like there something. A level. Whatever. So I don't really hate anybody.

Brad, you do him real quick. Yeah, wait a minute. You do one. I just think. You do him. But I've never disliked him. I've always been nicer to him than he is to me. Not quite what I.

Let's go back to New York. Hey, hold on. Let's go back to New York. Remember how pleasant we were in New York and you would make me baked goods and I would tell you how good they were? To be honest. Oh yeah, you don't cook anymore.

Where's the puppy chow, Stefan? Where's the goddamn puppy? I'm sure everybody. You can get off the three scrooges if you cook for us. I'm sure everybody in the control room listening is probably rolling their eyes at me right now. However, I like, it was a different spot where like,

A, I didn't have as much responsibility there, but like I could like do my job well in New York, but then I'd also have time to be like, what should I make Brandon Walker tomorrow? Like I had time to think about- You're the head coach now, right? Yeah, and I wanna, trust me, I wanna do that more. And if I ever have time to do that,

but also like, also like I'm older now, I'm married, I have more life stuff to worry about. But you're so talented as a baker. I would, there are so many days where I just whether it was this job or anything I just want to like quit and lose a bunch of money and open up a restaurant or bake Oh ruin my life financially, but I think my you would see a much happier Stefan in Detroit broke you What was Detroit brother that's one of many things we got trap over it yeah I I do I do have like and just hanging out with like I will admit like hang out with my family this weekend

I am a psycho and I get that and it's not just work, but like I do think I let I Don't know I do I can control my conversations and I always I'm been a pessimist for a long time no no but I also like I do that as a defense mechanism to like everything that good happens I can just be like that's an added bonus you know I mean so I think you're great at your job Not worry about being unpleasant someone's got to be on three Scrooge's absolutely He's gonna wear it with pride. I do think it helps. I mean I feel like if everybody was just hunky-dory

I just think that wouldn't be bar stool Never thought just maybe fucking off and just go no Cubs game on a Friday. Yeah, just do that do that no All right, well Stefan we we like you don't worry three Scrooge's is not a bad We're the other two big team White Sox Dave see that I Respect the shit out of big T cuz he he just does what he loves being on plus Yes, he's gonna be him. He feeds off of unpleasantries. The world, his world is his world

and we're all just kind of in the way. Yeah. I don't think White Sox Dave is as stupid as he comes off as and I think- He's grumpy. He's grumpy. And I don't, I think Eddie would agree. Like he's not stupid. I just think like-

Eddie? I just don't, I don't think White Sox Dave does himself any favors. Where like, he has a certain way to go about things And I just don't think he does a good job at letting people know like hey I'm gonna do it this way because of a reason you know what I mean I do a crossword every day with White Sox Dave So you and I'll text him cross and he'll come to the studio and then last week

I text him cross and he said what the fuck does that mean? We do it every day All right, well Stefan we have don't worry about being part of the Three Scrooges. We're going to make you guys do something together. Yeah, that's exactly the reaction I want. The thing that I just don't like being on camera either. Yeah, I know, but we'll make you just, we want you to ride a roller coaster or something, something fun. I think they need to de-stress. I think we send to a bath house Yeah, I would love that. Oh, that'd be that'd be great big TV so mad. Uh-huh heading zoo. Yeah, something like that

What's your no I have something for you after oh Okay All right. Thank good. Wow. Okay. All right, thank you, Stephen. Are you gonna fund a bakery? Oh. If that would clear up our relationship. I'm looking for a down payment for a house right now, so if anybody wants to help with that.

We'll get that done by the afternoon. Yeah, great. Thank you. It's very expensive in Chicago. Perfect. All right There it is it's getting fixed sweet just cover it. I Don't know that's getting fixed that looks better. I mean it looks

All yeah, if you're hitting off to the side go ahead a driver Yeah, go do it. Yeah, go do it. Someone's gotta test it. You hit the hardest. We just made big strides. Someone's gotta hit one. Eddie, you go do it.

TJ, what does chat want? Let's cater to the audience, you know? Thank you, Brandon. Say, oh, let me guess stephen. You're mad now does Brandon have Like a substance on his ass See that Now now, you know Stefan and Brandon's beef imagine having to be the guy that has to mediate that oh

Yeah, I had to do that that sucked up. It was actually heated like that. Oh, my God, dude. I had to go literally talk to both of them. Oh, he made a joke. He said, is it broken this whole time? Oh, that's good. I think they just... What did you say? There's a person behind the screen. Oh, you were gonna hit.

That's funny. Brandon, you know what you have to do. Take them to the Masters. Oh, yeah closed door for both Yeah, you have to listen. This place is a fucking shit show. That's why it's beautiful Not everyone can be pleasant. We got weirdos wackos Closed-door meetings are kind of rare I've had a lot of look at that about one or two a week. Yeah There's one right there. Yeah.

Lutman's purse. What is this sweatshirts? They're just wearing. I don't know. They're doing it together. Yes, we're out of the loop on something. Yeah. All right. Let's spin the wheel, TJ. So, Brandon, you're out tomorrow. Are you going to be here tomorrow? I'll be out there on Friday. Where are you going Friday? The boys in the school and the stuff. OK. Nice.

The only reason, I would stay out all week, but I got to be here Thursday for the draft show. So. That's right. Yeah. And Wednesday. Yeah, I'm just going to bring them. I'm going to let them skip school and come to work.

You want me to, uh. Pretty cool. You want me to take them somewhere while the draft show's going on? Yes. Honestly? Yes. I'm taking them to Rotary Sushi. Do it I'm taking the rotary sushi do it. All right, cool

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