The Yak - Brandon Has a Lookalike in Prison (And It's Not His Dad) | The Yak 3-6-25

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

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rowback.com promo code yak Brandon your penultimate day And ultimate yeah, I ultimate a ultimate. What would you like to do today? It's technically your wake. I'm kind of done. I'm What would you like to do today? It's technically your week. I'm kind of done. I'm kind of done with all y'all's bullshit. Look at that.

Not yet, you aren't. Like, I'm not going to hear any of y'all's shit today. Tomorrow's your funeral. So yeah, like, tomorrow is already planned out. What would you like to do? Would you like to do anything today? Skydiving up a rocky mountain climbing. No, I just, maybe.

Okay. How about a couple of rules? Oh. There will be no making fun of Brandon Walker for anything today. I can adhere to that. Yeah, I can adhere to that. I can adhere to that.

Yeah. Yeah, you're a great guy. Yeah. Great haircut. Danny, this might be hardest for you, oddly enough. Yeah, I have nothing nice to say, so I won't say anything at all. Alright. Um great haircut. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Thank you. You and Funk still close

together. Yeah, we've we've I went and saw him yesterday. You got your haircut from Funk? Yeah. I mean, what are you doing? Did you get your haircut from Funk? No. What? Hmm. Now I'm in a spot. See, we're immediately, we're doing a thing. I didn't make one of you, I asked a question. I was a curious cat.

I got my haircut yesterday. Okay. Yeah. One of Funk's guys? No. Oh, you weren't even in Funk's shop? Yes. No.

Oh no. Oh my God, yeah. TJ, what do I do? funk shop. Yes. No. Oh no Brandon gets his haircut at sport clips the proud sponsor of mostly sports love that I love sport all of us get our hair cut at sport clips exclusively. I do get my hair cut at sport clips I was thank you. You were trying to yeah help you out. Yeah, so funk you and funk On the outs. I haven't seen him in a while. It's a great haircut Yeah, sport clothes. Yeah, our fear by the way is back to do chef Donnie and Donnie's put in wanton Don's podcast I told him he gets another gauntlet you get another gauntlet today Okay, you can't stop thinking about it

Problems I panicked obviously I panicked I'm a bird. All right, so you'll be back after you do chef. Donnie. You'll be you'll be back All right, so Brandon you're so you and fucker on the outs. That's fine. Yeah Rule number two. So rule number ones. Don't make fun of Brian. I'll make fun of Brandon I won't make fun of funk. Now. Are you gonna go back funks? Yeah, can we call funks? Look, I know don't call funks a great guy. I don't know I don't remember when the last time I saw him yesterday afternoon was but I he's a good guy damn good guy. I like him a lot. Caricature of a man.

Yeah well there's some of that too. Comic book. Yeah. Yeah. Like. He also when he's shaving your face and his hand smells like weed, I like it. You want to lick it? Yeah, I like it.

Yeah, I do want to lick it. My hand's never going to smell like weed. Well, you could just... Just smoke weed. Yeah, just carry some weed. Or dip your hands in weed every now and then. Spray weed on yourself. Like a rice bucket, it's just weed.

Because unsmoked weed is a very good smell. Very good smell. Top tier smell. Yeah. I don't know. We'll have the funeral tomorrow. We don't have to do anything today. But what's the other rule?

There is no other rule. We don't have to do anything. I bet when he's cutting your hair, he's like, I like that his hair smells a little like bacon grease. Or vodka. Like it smells like vodka. That's rule one.

That was rule one. All right. What do you have? He said, my hair smells like bacon grease. That's rule one. Does it not? If it's a fact, it can't be. Yeah. Bacon's a top five smell. Yep

She said the grease though was a compliment top five smells Brandon go bacon. Oh Kate you're off the hook freshly freshly mowed grass, okay Vanilla Vanilla, okay, like vanilla extract I vanilla vanilla extract vanilla extract like the little bottle of vanilla flavoring like the little bottle of vanilla flavoring

I apologize, is this your list? I was asking a simple question vanilla the extract, because I think the extract is too strong of a smell right, are you talking the girl perfume smell that used to all smell like that, early 2000s vanilla playing hard to get today. Whatever

they put in natural gas to make you know natural gas is there. Smells wonderful. Yep. And um, number five, barbecue. Oh, but not the food itself. When you're driving past a Southern barbecue restaurant, you're about a quarter mile away and the smoke gets into your car a little bit. That smell right there. No, no. That's the food. Where do you think that smells coming from? Mark, here's the difference.

If I made you a plate of barbecue and I set the plate in front of you, it would have a smell like you would think. But I'm talking about the barbecue smoke smell that gets in the air, mixes with other things, and settles into your car. You like the smoke? Barbecue smoke, I guess, would be my answer there, yes.

Okay. Well, you didn't want to go with a fall day where you can smell kind of burnt leaves and it's a crisp 48 degrees? As much as I love football, I don't like when summer leaves. Okay. So I don't really get excited about that smell. What about, you know what's a top smell?

I don't know if you guys agree with this. I love how I smell if I go to the beach or the pool, suntan lotion after, after. Like when you come back and you got a little bit of a sunburn, you smell like suntan motion, you smell like outside, it's a good smell. Great smell. That's the top smell you missed. Does freshly mown grass have the same hit up here that it does down south?

Because usually like in March when people cut their grass for the first time, it's the best smell, man. Yeah, yeah. Such a good smell. South invented grass? I think south grass smells better, yeah. That's what I'm trying to say. You talk about some Berm south invented grass these south grass smells better. Yeah, it's what about some Bermuda I think southern grass smells better than northern Bermuda split cut grass. I'd love to go cut some grass right now, man You're a new shoe smell guy. No. Yeah. Oh, I'm not really yeah, Jay. What are your top five smells?

PG I mean new shoe smell smell money gasoline smell money gasoline is crazy The gas you put in your car yeah money money. Yeah, are you talking about doing cocaine? That's what it does smell good. What's rolled up secondhand smoke that's been embedded into the Casino What's rolled up? Secondhand smoke that's been embedded into the fibers of the casinos. That's an amazing. Solid agree. I love. On the side, everything he's named is terrible. I like cigarette smoke in a restaurant.

It's nostalgic, I think. Yeah. Like a dive bar that smells like smoke. But baked in, it rarely happens anymore. But if you go to a hotel room. That's like Dale ass air stale smoke What else it's not in a hotel room. It's got it. It's got to be in like a casino or bowling alley, okay? So here you pick gotta be here X rated. Yeah, why didn't you just say bowling alleys?

Not all bowling alleys have that nowadays What are some extinct smells other than the cigarettes in the restaurant? Dinosaur farts. Darn it, dinosaur farts. But those didn't get passed on to other animals? Like, we still got alligators and stuff, right? Yeah.

True. You brought that up, Brandy. You watched, like, on mostly sports. You said you watched, like, some Instagrams. Like, these are the sounds of the 90s. Yeah. That's what's triggering you. What are some smells that?

Ooh. Wait, what were the sounds of the 90s? I just saw a TikTok where I was like he would play all these sounds and say which of these 90s sounds brings you back the most and it would be like the the opening Sega theme Sega and the PlayStation loading up or or like after Seinfeld went off and the production companies music. You know all that shit because I do think the restaurant a cigarette smelling cigarettes in a restaurant. It's gone

It's gone. Yeah, and that would take me right back to like the early 90s. Yeah So funny how like the booth behind you could have been a smoking section. Yeah, just one away It's like yeah, my parents coming home from a dinner out and then coming past that my bedroom and I just smell this axe I'm coming past my bedroom and I just smell this axe oh Yeah, axe body spray that might be more early aughts, but yeah that might be an extinct smell Oh the Tommy would be the target demo right? Is for axe they haven't I haven't noticed it found the axe Yeah, there's certain stores to that like I can I know what a Kmart smells like yeah

I know what a wah-wah smells like I think I know what a Walmart smells like. There's a very distinct. Drug stores. Yeah, Ace Hardware. They all have their own musk. Their own thing. What are the smells of the 90s? Remember the smell?

Remember those electricity balls you could touch and that used to be a big. Orbs. Remember the smell of the electricity? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. The smell of electricity. Smell of the 90s is like that goop.

Like the creepy crawler goop. Slime? Yeah, kind of, yeah. Yeah, I don't know that one. It's not a good smell. I don't think I had much of a smell. It was a smell though, you're right, and it was in the 90s.

Being able to smell without 5G, scrambling your brain waves. Yeah. Yeah, probably. High up there. So true. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even even I can't even smell anymore

Too much Josh Allen you've lost your too much I like when an elderly suit fitter like it's real close to you and like you can smell his breath And it's kind of bad, but it's comforting I love a suit fitter touching me and like talking to me gently There's an old guy smell too that I think it might it could just be gold bond But maybe it's talcum powder, you know, like where it's like they they use that at the at the gym They just talcum powder themselves old ladies have a smell too I have like a distinct baby powdery but a little bit of white diamonds

What when my one of the craziest thing, when I was growing up, my grandmother was like getting really old and she was too old to be in a old folks home, she was just like. That's old, wow. Yeah, when you get like. That's very fucking old. You know, like there's that phase where it's like. Only one place you go after that.

They go to the old folks home and then they're so old, they're like, this person is bothering everyone and she was like. I had no idea that was a yeah She like had her license taken away She kept on trying to drive and all that shit So we had so she lived in my house for like the last year of her life and she and she had a closet that then Like for like five years after it smelled like her. It's kind of freaky. You'd open it up like oh

Yeah, that very distinct the elderly elderly. Grandma's guest room. Yeah, that's, that's. You guys ever have grandparents that live with you right before they died? Oh yeah. Yeah. No. Kind of a weird thing looking back on it.

My grandfather had a 24 hour erection too. Oh. Yeah. You call the doctor? Yeah. That's kind of, like, did you do anything about it? He would always walk in, he would walk into the room and he wore long john pajamas

and he would stand in front of the TV to see what you were watching and his dick would be sticking out is this the this is a plot point in a sitcom isn't it no he would what and he stood in a way that would always accentuate the penis I think he had a rod put into it or something oh show who wrote this yeah I like this and and and he would just stand with his hand on his hip, and it would almost push the dick out a little bit. But anyway.

And how old were you then? He was also, he had dementia. He would always get me, he came into the room one day, and Tom mad at me, he said, get Doug Flutie on the phone for me. And I'm like, you don't know Doug Flutie, Papa. And he was losing his mind. How old were you?

I was about 15 to 17. Oh, so you were in Bonerville too. I was in, we were both in Bonerville together. You guys were concurrently living in Bonerville. We were at the beginning and ending stages of Bonerville. So it's a walker house in this- Constantly Boner. It was just Boners.

You just walk in and there's a 100% chance there's a Boner going on. There were dicks everywhere. It runs into something. Like those old machines the running backs used to run Mom just wants to get the kitchen Ducking and diving owners. Yeah Did you have the one thing that happened when my grandmother moved in with us? We had to get the phones with the way too big numbers. Yeah, those yeah, those were that's a that's a

Relic of the past the house phone. Yeah. Oh my god Man when we got a cordless phone the first time I thought we were we were rich I had we didn't we didn't get a cordless phone We just had the one in the kitchen that had a cord that was like the longest cord ever 30 feet long We had the 75 foot cord. Yeah. Those cords were awesome. Oh my God.

Did you guys record your own... What was it even called? Voice answering machine? Voice answering machine. Leave a message after the tone? I never got control of the answering machine. People were always calling. Yeah.

Oh man, I didn't... Our house was busy. And you could just stand there and watch as the answering machine picked up if you didn't wanna talk to the person. My Uncle Donnie still screens his calls with an answering machine. Smart. I haven't thought about that in forever.

You'd come home, if you were like out with your family and your dad or mom would go and hit the answering machine. Yeah, oh, who is it? That's crazy. People would just call you for no reason. It was just like, oh, look at this tech. We should take advantage. I think just call you for no reason. It was just like, oh, look at this tech. We should take advantage. I think caller ID was a big moment.

It was just your friend's dad's name would show up on it, whoever paid the phone bill. Star 67 to do the walk around. Pagers were revolutionary for like three weeks. And then now, but they still, doctors still use them. Short shelf life. Like how, why do doctors still use pagers? They do. I think so. But doctors always used always used them and then we civilians decided for about two months back in 97

We would also use them and then we moved on to cell phones quickly immediately almost immediately my girlfriend bought me a pager one time Really and then I dazzled I had it neat No, it's a little it had black and blue buttons and I had it for like a month and that was it She was just trying to keep tabs on you damn yeah you were locked up like that that was a track I didn't think you were locked up like that yeah and then and then she one day it was weird she asked for it back so she could give it to another guy and I was like well okay that's cool I don't know we broke up shortly after that oh man which was weird this guy's not gonna cheat on me

yeah he's got no options we don't need this pager anymore That wasn't that was not making fun of you. That was making fun of past you. Yeah, wait, that's me No, that was no no no totally so me totally different and made fun of your shallow girlfriend who yeah She was born to pass you guys that were handsome and no cuz I didn't it's about you today Oh, but being nice to you Yeah, are there any like amends you need to make before you die or new question? Maybe some bucket items. May I may I say something? Yes, please you And I appreciate any remembrance you do of me But you did latch on to the idea of a funeral tomorrow and I'm not dying. Oh. You're pushing the idea of a funeral.

Wait. I'm not dying. We didn't tell you. Oh, we're killing you. Yeah. Again, I don't think that. That would be a fun day in Corp in like, no, he consented to this.

Yeah. He said that we was fine if we got a cat. I'll say right now, I do not give any Yak members consent to kill me before the funeral. Okay, so non-Yak members totally fine. It's been the office wheel. Yeah.

You should dress up like Caesar tomorrow. imagine if Mincy choked you out and that was the last thing you've said. Yeah. If Mincy choked me out, I just deserved to go. Yeah, there's no way Mincy could choke someone. I don't think he figured it out. He'd start squeezing my knee. Squeezing your knee.

Yeah. I don't want, I don't want Mincy to secretly be a serial killer, but it would make life more interesting. Mm-hmm. Oh, that would be the best thing to happen to me in... ...years if somebody I knew was a serial killer. Right, if we...

I got to think about that and just revel in the drama. If we walked in, like, tomorrow and, like, you hear about mincy like no Yeah, he choked 15 girls out kill. Yeah, like what? That's crazy. Yeah, which is a bad-looking Ted Bundy whoa choking Method would be I could be a show if he was a serial killer. Yeah. Reconstructing Minzy.

Yeah. Oh my God. Cause he only used to reconstruct. It'd be an incredible Netflix special. Very unsuspecting. You really wouldn't see that coming. He could not cover it up for so much as 30 seconds. He hated reconstruction.

That's a good joke. Thanks, I had to work on that for a second. I actually went the wrong way and then came back. That was a really good joke. Thanks. Give up, that's what good joke. Thanks, I had to work on that for a second. I actually went the wrong way and then came back. That was a really good joke. Thanks. Give up, that's what's important. That was a really good joke. Thanks.

I love having you around, Brian. I'm gonna miss the fuck out of you. Well, it is what it is. Brian, what's your favorite song about death? Mmm. Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jax. Wow, good answer right off the bat. A lot of breakup songs could double as death songs.

Oh, George Jones. He stopped loving her today. I like Beatles in my life. Are you sure you're saying the band right? The Beatles. Doesn't ring a bell. You don't, you're a Beatles hater? I'm not a Beatles hater.

Sounds like it. You might be a Beatles hater. Beatles haters are just trying to be. I didn't say I was a Beatles hater? I'm not a Beatles hater. Sounds like it. You might be a Beatles hater. The Beatles haters are just trying to be. I didn't say I was a Beatles hater. I was simply saying I was making a joke like you just named the most famous man of all time. I don't know who it is. That's what I was doing just for a second. Are you or are you not a Beatles hater? I am not a Beatles lover. I'm not a Beatles hater. White Sox Dave is a Beatles hater and he's doing it just to be cool. Yeah, but he doesn't know anything about anything. He is cool, you're right.

That is part of the coolest thing he does. It's working well. Yeah. I'm a, all bands discography is a spectrum. Like no one is just all great, they're all bad. Also music is very subjective, but I just, it's more- But you almost got mad at me when you- Well, because it's liking, you don't have to like the Beatles.

I think you probably would not like the Beatles, but you respect them. I nothing the Beatles. Yeah, I'm more like the people who are like, the Beatles suck. That's like, how can you say that? I nothing most bands before like 1982. I just, I don't know.

I just never really went back and formed an affection or defection for them. You nothing them. I nothing them. Which is actually worse than love or hate. No, how? Yeah, it is. Ap apathy apathy is the opposite of love okay well I'm apathetic towards the Beatles damn so you really hate him here we fucking go on we're yacking we're yacking no we're not yet we're yacking so who's sitting in my seat come Monday it'll be alright. Who should we have sitting in this seat?

Who's fucking with our mic? Probably the guy. Sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, moving his mic. It's fine. So, it's fine. So, we don't have to. I didn't want to. That was annoying. Yeah. We have another southern representative. Yeah. Who could we? How do we replace a southerner who likes to talk about themselves? I don't. How do we replace a southerner who likes to talk about themselves? Hmm, I don't how do we replace that that you can't compare me to their ever Wait, who are you thinking of who loves sharing stories? I? Never I don't do what he does anybody else is like an almost non-existent butt crack very close

You don't have fun of him We're to her on the line right now. Maybe one of you. We're not though, but we're not We're asking questions and I'm not touching you situation. Yeah. Why are you hitting yourself? For danger so close we're so close I think I think I'd kill myself. I'd do a daily show with mincy. Yeah, I quit no offense to myself But I think I would yeah nothing personal I jump in front of it would when I kill myself It would just be business. Yeah, right nothing personal suicide note would would explicitly say

This was all because of having to do a daily show with him. But again not personal Character it's just simply... Oh my God, I'm just thinking about it. It'd be a lot easier. Like, his daily shows are three days a week for... That's true, and they randomly happen. Yeah. That is true.

It's a good point. You gotta just float. Whenever you feel like doing one, just do it. That's his daily show. Oh, man. Yes, Kate, you look perplexed. I was thinking of your replace. When is, does anybody know the Chrisleys?

When does Chris Chrisley get out of jail? Who's Chris Chrisley? That's, you think of the governor of New Jersey? That's the Koopa. That's the Koopa. That's the Koopa guy. No, his name's not Chris. The Southern guy.

He's built like you. He's blonde. Yeah, got it. He's sassy. His name isn't Chris Chrisley. He's always like, why are you hollering? This is you. What's his name? Todd Chrisley. Todd Chrisley. Yeah, Todd got it. His name is a Chris. He's always like why you hollering? This is you. What's his name Todd Chris? So what do you tax evasion well, yeah, but he's built like Brandon he's like basically Brandon

Hold on, hold on. He's sassy as hell. Can we see Chrisley? Can we hear him? Brandon, I'm seeing it. I am too. The ego of you guys think you could get Chrisley. That's hot Brandon. We need like best of Todd Chrisley.

And you'll be like, oh, that's Brandon. Plus, we'll have cool prison anecdotes. He'll have like cool stories. I have those. They're all, they're not mine. He has affectations about his speech that I don't have. He has what about his speech? Affectations? Affectations?

The way you said that was affectations. He has affectations. Affectations. I ain't got those affectations. Affectations. I'm gonna tell y'all something about affectations. Yeah. Okay.

I am not like this guy. I'm so tired of being like this. I'm aching all over. I feel like I'm dying. I see you. I see you. You're gonna give yourself a heart attack with all this stress. Do you think that that could happen?

A little stick. Hypochondriac? Hypochondriac? That's what it's got to be! Wait, what is this dude's deal? Do that over your mouth! Who is this? Yeah, who is this guy? I'm really into this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, super sassy down south and he's that's it oh my god yeah he passes out in the sun a lot I'm not kidding his stream got hijacked once another company saw it so they decided to hire look at his mannerisms wait is that his whole thing that is awful so now I'm gonna put the key in that little hole

and then what you'll do is you'll just turn it backwards like that. And does it go this way or this way? Oh my God, you didn't listen? Okay, open up. Okay. Perfect. Why is she doing surgery on her son?

Let her do her job. I need you to shut up. Oh my God, He's sassy. It's a very good point for relaxation. He's stressed the fuck out all the time. Oh my god, you got a f***ing on your head. His son's the same way. Acupuncture is very relaxing.

He's a son? A reproducer? He's jumpy? He's very jumpy. Shut, he's jumpy. He's very jumpy He's got a bunch of kids He's got like four kids I Need this guy this might be Brandon. Oh my god. What is he got a jail?

Hopefully soon he's in jail. Oh imagine. He's in Pensacola. Seven years. Twenty twenty. Oh. It's the twelve years in federal prison. Julius C. Seven years since the 34. Innocence. Twenty thirty-four. So is he in jail? Y'all aren't getting Chrisley. This guy is electric. Anything. You're like the evil twin. Yeah. He's in jail. Can I see more Chrisley highlights? He's wonderful. Yeah, he's Y'all are just now learning about Chris Lee. I can make fun of what this guy on Twitter. Oh you do I who is he?

Show but usually something happens before the TV show he's only comes on after a raw every Monday night or used to oh Hell no, I never said that before the TV show. He comes on after a Raw every Monday night, or used to. Oh, hell no. I never said that. Get a TV show. All right, we're going to set up the ambush right here. And when they come out, then just start. Oh my god, I need this guy. I don't have that big of a Southern accent.

Mama. You can work on it. Oh, is he? Here, Danny, on that one. All right, you ready? I'm texting the man. Mama's kind of hot. Just tell him that something's wrong with your car.

Get your possessions, everybody. His son likes guns? All right, you ready? I'm text. I was kind of high just tell me something's on your car There's son likes guns Which one y'all scratched this car? What I haven't touched that car. Yeah, one of you did probably any come on get them. Oh Oh wow, they didn't see that coming. I got my shoes on! Go get my shoes! Go get my shoes! Oh, this show pisses me off. Who lands on this is the show they continue to watch. This show pisses me off.

I was big into it for many years. Is the extent of his stardom just being a flamboyantly flustered father? Yeah, and it's like, I think he owned a bunch of malls or something like that but that's something he was very into like style fashion like I don't know he was very dramatic which made for people like that I'm gonna try to get in time do they document his like arrests on the show pulverize that kid $2.30 and a pair of gloves for $5.50. How much money did he have left? Add those two together, and then subtract it from the ten.

I don't know which is worse, sitting here watching y'all try to teach him math or me, thinking that y'all could teach him math. Daddy. What are you doing? I'm not. Okay. $10 minus $7.80. He's a fashion guru? Kind of. So $3.20. I What are you doing? Ten dollars mine is a fashion guru

Kind of so three dollars 20 cents. Yeah, and they made their money from Yeah, people lmao in the car. What are people think of people loved I mean people fucking loved He's got $10 Oh They're laughing. He's got $10. Oh man, I love this. I hate the show. I love the guy. Does that make sense? You stole your whole flow brand.

He could fit in here. I'm nothing like him. I'm on shot with that fella because he got his product plus Walf Dowson Extra. He's good. He's good. He's got $10. We need $3. It is when you get frustrated. $7.80. Yeah, I'm out. Yeah. Take 780 from 10. I get that. That's what I was saying. $3 and- You idiot! You come with me.

That was $2 and 20 cents. I was $1 off. Oh my god, these people are so dumb. Wow. Holy shit. That part, you're smart. Well, no, Todd was smart there. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So I think we have our answer. Mm hmm. He's in jail. You're not gonna get him to replace me. It said appeals. He's in there right now. He's at a prison camp outside of Pensacola. Yeah, he's in jail. Alright, I just texted Josh our Booker to try to track down Todd Chrisley. He said he's in prison until 2033. Oh.

He'll get out earlier than that. I think he's going to need a pardon. That's how it works. My dad got eight years. He only spent one in, so it's fine. He'll get out quickly. Oh, we need Todd Chrisley. Yeah, real estate guy. And he just frauded people?

How do you? I don't understand this. You haven't op- This is like the guy who applied for the Mackenzie Dating Show. How, if you're a tax evasion, bank fraud, real estate guy, why do you then say, let me get a TV show? Yeah, yeah. Why wouldn't you just stay under the fucking radar?

Can I report something? Yeah. Yeah. I have a Barstool employee who right now is trying to undermine my contract process And he suggested have you ever thought about doing a family reality show like that the walkers would do numbers and could probably be on Netflix you plus Tommy. Oh, yeah, I'm sure some back-and-forth with everyone. Holy cow. It'd be a monster You do your sassy walk around the house yelling at people you could be the touch my bacon Yeah, this could

So I might not resign now cuz this guy just suggested I Does that person want to speak up? There's me Producer credit I Didn't want to put him on the spot cuz I don't want to force any like family Show would fucking rock executive producer Stephen Che I can see it now a Walk with the walkers. Oh What would what would they be doing episode one Che and the pilot you got a hang?

It's a reality show, but you also got to like nudge them along you know I already know Launching the boat so in the boat ready for you're launching the boat someone clogged the toilet Get in the boat ready for you're launching the boat someone clogged the toilet Brain is just walking around with a plunger in his house. I who clogged which one of y'all clogged the toilet That has happened multiple times Episode two did you see that fat squirrel trying out trying to stake out the squirrel. Yeah. Yeah, the kids are just like so apathetic. They're like, Dad, we don't care about the fat squirrel. I spilled bird seed on the deck, and squirrels are everywhere now.

You need a catchphrase. I'm going fishing. Yeah. What the hell? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're arguing over who pooped.

It's like, to hell with this. I'm going fishing. Y'all stop hollering. I'm going fishing. Y'all stop hollering. I'm going fishing. You know with this I'm going fish. I'll stop hollering. I'm going fish. I'll stop hollering. I'm going fishing You know what I'm going fishing the Lake Dead melt. Oh, this is a good show And then yeah, the the like episode 5 he hits his line I'm going fishing and they just show him walking out to the dock and Tommy's just whipping shit

He's in the lake with the boat. He's like, ah, I can't even fish. That's good. Trying to get fit in your home gym. Yeah. Everybody's tinkering and messing up when you try to work out. Yeah. My heater went out of my home gym.

I've been tinkering with the heater. Oh, you could do a whole episode of the Walkers trying to fit in at the country club. Oh my god, that's a whole season. Incredible. Incredible. Wow. It has been touch and go. They don't have chicken fingers.

God club is this. Oh man. They've never even heard of sweet tea. Yeah. At the country club. What do you mean it was touch it's touch and go. It's just you know some sometimes it just touch sometimes it's go. Well it's not fine. mean it's touch and go? It's just, you know, sometimes it's touch, sometimes it's go. Well, it's not spring yet. It's not nice. April 1st, we're going to play golf, I think. Yeah?

Yeah, I think that's when they open. Can't wait. Hell yes. Yep. So there's that. Maybe I'll have a show on Netflix. That was some good yakking right there. Yeah.

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Yeah, Tuesday Y'all just did y'all really just discover Chris Lee just now when you know that never seen him He is an internet like he's a beam legend. He's a, yeah, he's a legend of the game. And he, like it's a- The USA I believe is what the network is. I just don't know how I would ever come across him. We have you, we have Todd Christensen at home. Yeah, but he's almost, you accidentally come across him

because he just, people respond with him a lot I think. Is it the other day mocking him or is he beloved? He's beloved mocking. Got it. Much like y'all do me to beloved mocking million followers always is that a letter like a is not looks like a mega church pastor a little does he has that yeah to our attorney to interview with NewsNation regarding the conditions to long abuse at his family is way too

hell has done an interview from jail Can we find an interview from jail? I would love to see if he keeps his sassiness. Whoa, he's a... I wouldn't recommend it in jail. Yeah, his daughter's podcast, and now she talks about it. Wiping government devices clean of anything that has to do with the Chrisley case. Like, you want to get a sense of how crazy this case is.

There were literally people before there were any charges. Oh, my God, those noises. Who had taken a picture of Todd Chrisley, put it on a darkboard. Do we have... How was... Do you see if he's got an interview from jail? There were literally people before that music. Oh my god, those noises. No. Do we have, do we see if he's got an interview from jail? I'm gonna say it, I doubt the case is that crazy. No. I doubt it. I'm gonna say he did it.

I'm just gonna say he did it. I'm gonna go ahead and guess it. Wait, is he doing cameo from jail? No, that was just him, that was an old video of his. That was old? That'd be sick if he was doing cameo from jail? No, that was just him. That was an old video of his. That was old? That'd be sick if he was doing cameo from jail. That's fine. He's had to have done an interview while maybe

in the orange. He has to be spazzing out in jail. Yeah. Or he's like the king of the wing. Yeah, there's a way. I could definitely see a world where he's doing really well in jail, too Yeah, yeah

Definitely a chance I meant cuz he's knowledgeable The food is dated. It's out of date by at minimum a year. Waterfall from grace. If Brandon was in jail, he was first complaining about the food. I don't know that they're getting a thousand calories a day. So what are you eating if you're not eating the food? The only food that I eat is what I make that I buy from Compostier. One of the warden's ways of kind of,

I've been told this by staff member, one of the ways he's trying to break me is by cutting down what you can buy in commissary. Mm, they're breaking him. He's trying to break him, tuna. He cut it down to six, then it went from six to three. He is not giving a reason for it. This is so funny that he's like, he had it all,

and now he's complaining about having his tuna cut in half? Oh, he was a lifelong fraud, like a pathological fraud. Oh, really? He grifted and swindled anyone that crossed his path. Oh, wow. I think that's why they did the show, is because he thought he was so above everything. Right. Thought it would never yeah

Watch I didn't know you got compared to him. Yeah, I get it a lot. I get him I get Nick Swartz and I get especially when he was Terry I Get a Brianna from Tartt. Yeah, Brienne from Tartt. I get a sloth from the goonies safe That one hurts the mostonies. Dave. That one hurts the most. Oh, that one does hurt. Yeah.

A lot of people get that, though. Tim Allen when he starts getting out of the sloth cloths. Yeah, I get Scott Calvin from Santa Claus. I got that yesterday from Connor Griffin or Evo. Evo. Yeah, Evo hit you with that one. He gave you a time stamp, too.

Yeah, 52 minutes and 13 seconds or something like that. Is Connor Griffin dressing too nice? I saw him the other day. Not today, but his foundational piece is he was announcing them, now he's sneaking them in, and he's trying to be cool guy Connor. Yeah, he'll sometimes hit you with a snicker too now. Not the candy bar, but you know, I mean.

You're just like. Yeah, see? No, he's not. And he ain't that guy, pal. But he didn't announce that. He just showed up in it and let it happen. What's he wearing today? With the chain. Today he's wearing a jersey, a Penn State jersey. You hit Connor with like a Connor you're looking good

He's like, huh? Yeah That is against the rules here any self-improvement This whole thing come on I'm gonna miss him on the show. It does clear a lot of cap space for us. Yeah. Have time to flexibility. We want to build in the draft. Do we want to build in the draft? Do we want to build in the draft? Yeah. I'm gonna miss him on the show. I'm gonna miss him on the show. I'm gonna miss him on the show.

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Flexibility. Do we wanna build in the draft? Do we wanna promote from within? Do we wanna, you know, make a trade somewhere? I don't know, but we're gonna take some time and. Keep it all for yourself. Figure it out. Maybe, maybe.

That wouldn't be a bad idea. A lot of cap space. Are you gonna accidentally drive into work? I doubt it. Just like at a habit. Are you going to accidentally drive into work? I doubt it. Just like out of habit? I know exactly where I'm driving tomorrow as soon as I leave here, and I'm probably never coming back. So.

Where's that? Home? Point City, Mississippi. Oh. I'm heading down there tomorrow afternoon. Wait. I'm confused. Are you?

Yeah, he's dying. Are you going to Mississippi? After my last day here, yes. Wait, Point City is that West Point? Yeah. Oh. I call it Point City, though. Cause you guys score a lot of points. Yeah. Well, actually we're built on defense

and running game, to be honest. But we do score a lot of points cause we're overwhelming to the opponents. Josh is contacting the prison to see if we can get Chrisley on. Oh, that's amazing. Excellent. Great. Probably not today, but I would like to get a Chrisley interview from prison.

If you do get Chrisley. If we could get him tomorrow, that would be awesome. We could do the Chrisley show tomorrow. Oh yeah. Just do that. Yeah, we got nothing going on. Instead of Chrisley playing Plinko from prison Hi, all right Todd

Time to antique yourself Cut my flower in half Don't have a lot of flower The good tea is tuna Is a Santa cubing today? Oh. Oh, where is he? Oh, yeah. The Ader?

Where the fuck is Sante? Where's the Ader? The 8x8? Did you think we were kidding? Sante! Get him in. Someone get Sante. Go get Sante.

Sante. Sante! Get your ass in here. Sante! Yeah, clap out. There you go. You're ready for parenthood. We should get a whistle that whistles people in here.

We should have some sort of maybe megaphone. Yeah. Or a horn that's right outside the studio. Or access to the loudspeaker that plays around. Attention, someone's out. Oh, we have a loudspeaker? We need a principal's loudspeaker. We have that. Calling we have a loudspeaker we need a principles loudspeaker we have that calling PA yes wait go TG you know how to use it Lucas voice of God mm-hmm yeah we have it like for the after dark

yeah we need it yeah it's in the control room or we could give everyone pagers beepers we did that's expensive we did the restaurant beepers. Yeah, we bought like 48 restaurant beepers once. Once. Sante, did you bring it? Okay, good. Locked and loaded. Have a seat right there. Standard. Right beside Kyle. Wow, did you work with it last night at all?

I was practicing a little bit. So this is the one you have gotten before now? No, I haven't gotten this. You haven't gotten this? Five by five. You're looking at all. I was practicing a little bit. So this is the one you have gotten before now. No, I haven't gotten this. You haven't gotten this. Five by five. You're looking at it. All this version you haven't gotten? Like a four by four.

Yeah, four by four I've gotten, five by five now. Oh, you're working your way back up to the eight. This is the next level for you to conquer. I guess so, yeah. I've gotten a five by five before. Yeah, oh yeah? Yeah. You have to drive through.

Okay. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, okay the drive-through Wait I thought oh yeah, but we weren't making fun you could afford it. Yeah, yeah There we go good yeah, I like that We should start doing morning announcements. Pledge of Allegiance. Honestly, a little review of what's happening that day. We're always wondering. Once on Don did that like five years ago. Your badger seal has arrived. Please collect your badger seal. That's also making fun of me. No, what's wrong with badger seal? Kate, just do morning announcements. Keeping it clean down there. That's a good thing. Do morning tomorrow without telling anybody just do it just just come in and go right into it. Yeah, that was great

Yeah, did you get your bad? Do you think that was close to making fun of me? That counts totally different Stefan just walked out and just goes, this was a mistake. Yeah. And it was. A gigantic mistake. Anyone else want to go do it? Yes. Go check it out. Go hit it. Where is it?

It's in the control room. Just hit the button. Sante, where's the, are you working on it? I was working on it a little last night, yet. All right, so get going. That's the five by five, not the eight by eight. All right, but get going. I'll get going.

Have you completed this before No, wow close though get some Centers I got two centers a big cat you ever you ever done a five by five like like at the drive-thru Perfect pause length Good shivering that was good good shit. Oh Good out. Oh man. It's good shivering. That was good. Good shit. Oh, good. Just watch them do this. What's she gonna say? Something she's gonna have to apologize for. Yeah.

Brandon Walker, Brandon Walker, please come to the front. Your friends, Gay Al, Anal Jim and tiny penis Tom are here. That's fun. That's fun. We're going to start using that. Can we get that in here, TJ? I have no idea. We should try to get that in here, so that way we can call people from here.

Sounds like a stuffy question. Good work. Yeah. Good work. Yeah, we heard it. It's in the same system as the microphones. OK, so we've got to get that in here. We've got to, yeah.

That would be fun, because then we can just call people. That will. We should start doing morning announcements. Yeah. Well, I told Kay she should do it tomorrow. Just do whatever she wants to do. I would love that. Do you know they still do the Pledge of Allegiance at school?

Yep. I didn't realize that. I would hope. I was, I would hope too, but I just figured, you know, a woke thing and everything. But yeah, my son was saying it the other day. I was like, how too, but I just figured you know a woke thing We have my son was saying it the other day. I was like how the fuck you know that he's like we say it every morning That was a bit much. Yeah, it's one of those things that like if it was coming out of North Korea You'd be like look at these fucking yeah

Yeah, I was a little shocked. I just assumed that it was Gone like anything's wrong with pledging allegiance. I like doing it. I like that. He does it but I did you assume that it was gone No, I mean I've been involved with schools for yes. That's good point. Good point, and it is gone in places places It's case by case Think you could pledge your allegiance and then then just kind of leave it at that I don't think you still want to do it every single day. There's a lot. What is it from Monday to Tuesday? Yeah, I mean, what are you saying? The flag just won't know. Yeah, I don't know. You're sounding very divisible right now. Yeah. How often you got to hit

reef? How long does your your allegiance last? You're thinking about it for our flags perspective. You're sounding divisible as hell. The flag sitting there being like hey, no one is anyone saying I have my back a full day these kids Yeah, no one's got my back anymore. It's pretty needy flag. That's true a Lot of attention how many of you could recite the pledge of allegiance right now all of probably all States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Could you not have done that?

I did it with you, so yeah, I did it. Okay, how many kids say the ABCs now? I'm gonna take his phone call real quick. See you, man. This doesn't sound good. He might be talking to Chris Lee It might have happened that fast I have a feeling we're getting a collect call from if I understand the Chris Lee lore He has never done an interview from jail with camera on I got a feeling he's gonna charge us like

$10,000 to do it and I got a feeling Dan Katz would pay it you would pay that with no questions asked I think that he's gonna keep keep keep grifting if he can grift and charge us for an interview yeah I if I had to put odds on it one of us will be somebody involved in production will be heading to Pensacola within three days to see if we can figure it out then Malusak well I have in Pensacola aren't close I guess they're closer in Chicago and that's a cola I was thinking about going down there to go on the date with him just so I could have a day in Florida yeah and then maybe I can make a trip out of it I'll swing up to Pensacola and mm-hmm check it on other you I'll have to come I'm documenting it

oh yeah come on down how we doing over there Sante uh not bad right now a lot of yellows good patchy yellow goty yellows. We got some yellows, some blues, some whites. That's the Rubik's Cube. That's good shit. Oh, there's some reds too? Some reds working on that right now. How about some oranges? Uh, could be better.

Okay, oranges are lacking. Yeah. Not getting enough vitamin C. I'm on a big clementine kick lately. Have you? Yeah, I forgot about him for a couple years then. Why? Back in.

What made you dive into clementines? I saw the bag at the grocery store, and I said you know what? I'm ready. I do the grocery shopping in my house, and I buy Let me tell you all Can something. Can you imagine? Can I just lean up here? Put the camera on me. I spend my days here with you useless motherfuckers, constantly making fun of me and belittling me and tearing me down.

And I go home to some loud ass kids and their machines and their apps and their whatnots. Every now and then Brandon Walker needs some time to himself. So Brandon Walker likes to go to the grocery store for a couple of hours and just veg out and buy a bunch of food. And it's my quiet time and I love it.

And you won't take that away from me. Ours is crazy. No it's not. No that's, I actually. Grocery stores are fucking awesome. My me time is late night grocery shopping. I love it. I get a little coffee, I take my time.

I go to every aisle even if I don't need to. Oh I go up and down, up and down, up and down. I love grocery shopping. Are you a big milk household? Yeah. Like you always have a gallon of milk? Always have milk, yeah. I feel like milk has gotten bad PR over the years

Remember before you'd have everyone on the billboards. Yeah mustaches those debunked. We're the only man You know it's going through it now eggs eggs are going through it now That's a price thing though almost gotten a fight the other day over eggs. What do you mean? She tried to she's I took two two things of eggs up there And to buy them and she said Egg shortage you can only buy one. One? And I said, I have a family of six. I have a very large family.

I gotta buy a couple of eggs. And she says, no, you can only buy one. I didn't end up getting in a fight. I ended up letting her just only sell me one. I did not like it. And I made her know, I was like, I don't like this. Then I just stopped at another store and got another one. That would be such a good episode.

And then you go home and you're like, honey, we're doing a chicken coop. And then you make a chicken coop and it's a whole mess. I'd love to have a chicken coop. I don't think my HOA will allow it, but. I can see, would you be like a doomsday prepper guy? I don't think I would ever, I'm not organized enough to be a doomsday prepper.

And I'm also a little bit too much of a, would it be like a fatalist? If doomsday is coming. And I'm also a little bit too much of a, would it be like a fatalist? If doomsday's coming, just let it take me. I'm almost like that. Being adequately prepared for doom would be kind of a vibe. Yeah, but what happens on your deathbed if doom never came? We'll find out tomorrow. You wasted a lot of time, right? Effort? I think you're almost like the pursuit of

That's the fun part the everything feels like it matters Yeah, it wasn't the doom. It was the prepping along the way you know So when's the interview Well you were just talking to Chris Lee right from prison no Why would you think that he said he needs 12 packs of tuna to do the interview that's too much too much too they're taking away my tuna too much too oh while you were gone Kyle and Kate both made fun of me for being gay what no we're not making fun of him I tried to step in and stop it I don't say I'm not saying is it bad just remember he didn't choose this he was born like this. I applauded you for being very good. I said I like going grocery shopping and I see what you guys are talking about now.

Kate went gay and Kyle called me said that's very homosexual, I mean, I think you're on their side. Well, I mean, if you put put that in front of a judge, I think they'd be like, Yeah, they did nothing. Am I the chairman sport? I grew your family guy. You like going shopping? I like to grocery shop and I cook cook as well. Yeah, Bill Parcell's guy. I do too. Yeah, but he eats pussy. Oh, he likes to cook the grocery. Yeah, they're gonna make you cook. Yeah, but he eats pussy. Bill Parcell? Oh, he likes to cook the groceries. If they're gonna make you cook, at least they let you buy the groceries. Bill Parcell's guy. I get so much anxiety going grocery shopping

because I always fuck it up. I always miss something. It's hard. I never read labels. But then you get to go back. Yeah. But it's the disappointment in my house when I show up and I'm like, I nailed this time.

And they're like This is you know lactose free milk. Why didn't you read the label shit? Do you ever go starving? What do you mean? Oh, you're so much money. Oh, yeah, you'll be getting like cocktail I stop an ecracker Yeah, oh no, I eat in the grocery store. I'll open up Oh, I won't do that. I'm buying something and I want a snack on it, I'll start snacking on it right away. But if they have a sandwich stand

or a little food part of their deli, I'll go there first, eat, and then shop. I like to go starving. I miss Wegmans in New Jersey. Wegmans was really good. It's the best grocery store in the world. Really good, really good. I got Woodmans now, it's pretty good.

But it's not Wegman's? Yeah, but they won't sell you more than one carton of eggs right now. Because you get excited when you first pulled up and you're like, oh shit, it's Wegman's. Well, I got excited. They have a strong sausage and cheese section. Oh, that's all you need?

Strong, a mile long section of cheeses and sausages. But it's a little too big and I don't know. That country store near your house rules. Yeah, it's a good too big and I don't know that country store near your house rules Yeah, it's a good store has mr. Beast done a challenge where someone has to eat their way out of a grocery store He did a Every day you stay in a grocery store you get X amount of dollars So you can if you stay for a hundred days? I think it's a million dollars and people could just eat whatever I might that

It was yeah, you just have to survive off of what's in the grocery store you sleep in there obviously yeah How long do you think it would take us to eat our way out of a grocery store long? Just us long fucking time long, and you have to eat shit. You don't want to eat What does that mean exactly you eat everything every everything everything on it leave? I think that would take a lifetime I think it would too Yeah, like think about it you go to get Doritositos and there's, you know, six bags of Doritos behind you. Yeah. How long would it take you just to get a camera? It's like how hard it would be. Yeah. How what? How

long would it take you just to eat the cookie aisle? Just a whole aisle in a weekend? Quick. Yeah. Slight work. Yeah. I don't think you could. I could eat cookies. I think you'd be like three cubic feet down and you'd be full as you'd be the most full you've ever been I could do the cereal aisle in one day. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Just we get one do it you prior. Yeah one torch per Tate after dark Every day you survive. How long do they survive? Now $10,000 a day. Yeah. Oh my god pretty good. I think I could do it

And now are they having to sleep on the bare ground or you think you can spend to order you get? I think he like would offer like hey, you can give me ten thousand dollars. I'll give you a mattress like their bribes involved He actively has me like he has men in homes right now. Yeah Yeah. Yeah, look how many fucking... Cheese puffs in her. Oh. Oh. Why is it... That was dangerous. They put him in there. There's no secret at this point, Alex was pretty tired.

And while he was making his rounds in the forklift, something unexpected happened. Oh no! I mean that was very expected. Yeah, we went right into it. But they don't seem to like actually care. My pool Having a pool in the grocery store. I was trying to turn one way and it just went the other money's made already

Oh, yes, 42 days time my freaking money is soaked Oh, no ruin it's like so deep right here. It's in my space. It's all over the grocery store. Dude, I'm done, man. Damn. Damn. He quit? And he can leave whenever he wants. So he'll be fine.

Alex. Hey. We were watching on the cameras. You looked very sad. Yeah, I'm pretty bored. Well, here's $10,000. So are you less bored? Helps a little.

How many weeks left you got? Well, you know if I got an hour left So he got what $450,000 he's losing his mind That's bullshit That's bullshit. I want to see someone just outlast mr. Beast money That was real. I can do a hundred days in that no problem if you just kept on coming and being like alright You're at 350 million dollars. Do you want to get out? No

Yeah Bankrupting mr. Beast someone should actually do that as a challenge. They should reverse videotape it. That made me sound old. What did that mean? Reverse videotape. Because you reverse videotaped something. We would do a Mr. Beast challenge,

but we have our own. We're doing the content. And our video is, watch us bankrupt Mr. Beast. Yeah, we're taking all this motherfucker's money. RPOV. Chet, you want to set up the gauntlet real quick cuz I think Ari's about to wrap up We should let him second chance. I'll tell how you doing looks not bad. Yeah getting closer Trying to not bad doesn't feel good. No it could be a lot better. Okay. That's not good

Need you to start getting good at it. Are you like, what are you thinking in your head? So I'm trying to solve the 3x3 inside of the corners of the 5x5. Oh shit. So 3. So you're just doing solving. Math? A little bit, I guess not really Mm-hmm just uh

Horse prior now switching this this pair of three with that pair three on the other side. I get it No one said it'd be easy I think this is the most boring thing we could do I think this is the most boring thing we could do Watching him and having him be like alright, so I'm doing Solve this do you have a good memory? Oh? Would you recite something from memory? Not not great. I mean with some practice pledge of allegiance

Pledge of allegiance yeah You can put the body armor things in front of the train He could just step back and throw from half court We have the train ready Yeah, oh, it's calibrated. Yeah, chant train is calibrated Are you guys dressing up tomorrow for the funeral? Yes, I'll be wearing all black. We all should wear all black Are you on suit? I think so I think I have I don't really have any other options to go all black

like I go sweatshirt, but Who's the Apple guy? Where's the turtleneck? That would be Steve Jobs very famous. Are you ready? Very famous footballs are gonna hit the train what the footballs are gonna be yeah, he's doing it I got a throwing it at the train tracks We don't know you don't you you think is a bad idea TJ. It's gonna hit the track alright never mind Che just move the we'll just have to move the stairs TJ said it's gonna hit the train the footballs or have people behind the body armor things. Oh, yeah You take the train, the footballs. Or have people behind the body armor things. Oh yeah. To run it. Can you take the train off the track? It's going to hit the...

No, like it comes apart pretty much. No, just keep the train on, move the stairs, and keep the body armor things against the wall. Listen, if the train gets fucked up, the train gets fucked up. Ari's got to get a redemption. Have you thought about if you do worse? You haven't, have you?

No, I have not. No, because in your head you're like, oh, I'm gonna come back. It can't be worse. You could be worse. Let me ask you guys a question. Yeah. While I'm failing up there for eight and a half minutes,

what are you guys doing? Oh, we're making fun of you the whole time. Okay. I think I said, the good news is he's about to leave the country and never come back. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What was going through your head?

Like were you like panicking like this is embarrassing or did you not really care? Yeah, I was, it's like embarrassed, I was like have I been up here 30 minutes? But you beat like dozens of men. That's crazy. That was crazy because it seemed like the worst. I had one good, the second basketball was my only good one

I think I hit it on a second or third shot and then any everything else was just fucking We've had guys do so bad on the basketball and the sporkle. So what's the sporkle? Oh? Oh, yeah, oh, that's another one. I'm just like not even listening to the question All right, so the football is gonna be the football is gonna be a little bit. Oh, no. It's good lusters You're on up the what what's already rolling up Ari's rolling up cigarette all right cool YouTube rules thought he thought it was weed oh No, it's not weird. It's not weed isn't really your own cigarettes. That's fucking badass. Thank you, but is that Is that too much of a try-hard move? Hmm what rolling your own cigarettes? Yeah, I can't tell listen that take is not wrong, right?

Because they make cigarettes they make cigarettes, but you smoke less this way. Okay, nobody bums them from you I've always respected rolling your own speed. I'm now that I'm thinking about it, it's like kind of a try hard move. It was in France. I was seeing some girl do it. They were all doing it. Yeah, that's right. And she was like, yeah, if you start to sense I was in France seeing some girl.

Try hard. Yeah. She was like, what are you looking at? I was like, no, just your technique. But also your tits were right behind you. I was also glancing at those. Does it feel like harder than a regular cigarette? Because there's no filter or anything?

Or no? No, you put a filter in. Oh, you do? Oh. Do you save a filter in oh you do Do you save the filter? You reuse you don't reuse it Oh You got a bunch of them damn All right, just don't do worse

I mean I believe until Cornhole going and it's like oh testing out the balls for you By the way you see santa's he's going for yeah, how you doing? How do you feel like you're doing? Better than I thought right now. Oh wow it's crazy. It looks like nothing Yeah, yeah, you just went from not bad to better than you thought I figured some stuff out Getting closer. Yeah, yeah To better than you thought I figured some stuff out

Closer yeah, yeah, all right centers progress is and I'm working on edges all right well. I got about an hour all right Get to work. Where's he throwing? They're trying to figure it out. Yeah, I guess he'll just throw to the left. You can just get closer. He'll throw to the left Yeah, and he can step up a little Yeah, and he can step up Yeah This is big do you guys think better or worse Better I think much. I think somehow worse. That'd be great. Yeah, I think somehow worse. Something else is gonna trip him up.

Did we ask why he rolls his own cigarettes? Oh, try it. Yeah. If I'm rich, the first thing I'm doing is buying cigarettes. Ari's kinda one of those guys I don't know if he's rich or not. He's kinda, I think he might be. I think he's very rich.

You think so? I would guess. he's very rich. You think so? I would guess. Ari, how rich are you? What? How rich are you? How rich? I'm literally the poorest of any known comedian. Okay, because I was saying, you have an air about you that someone would be like, oh shit,

he's really rich or he's very poor. And I'd be like, yeah, I believe either one. Yeah, I don't care for money, so I'm as rich as I need to be okay Which is not very that's Adam Carolla rich man poor man bit We're like yeah, yeah, like rich guys and poor guys, and I think like I'm just not gonna work And I'm gonna backpack around the world. Yeah, yeah Yeah, either either either are he's like dirt poor or he's like a hundred Sell all my possessions and go do you have my friends like why don't you just give them away? I'm like relax

You know you don't have me you obviously if you can take a year and a half off. Yeah, you're you're rich I mean I was so poor for so long that like any money, but also Great a lot of bunnies that take a year and a half off true true yeah, oh yeah, I Said our friend up. Yeah, Brady Take one took a year and a half off. He just decided Fuck it. You can also in Southeast Asia you can travel for a year on 12 grand really So it's like you don't so no ladyboys though all of them. Oh, okay?

Did you know no way yeah, and couldn't do it yeah She was so hot there, but she had a penis there. They yeah, the tech is good. The tech is good You gotta figure it out. No one's how far did you get into it? I got to the door and I froze my body froze up. Okay, so you didn't even see it door codeword Yeah, I was looking down there urethra. She was like what's wrong like I think I'm homophobic Yeah, cuz it's just a hot woman, But then one weird detail Wow, that's crazy You were gonna try to do it. I was gonna try to challenge my homophobia She was so much hotter than most chicks I've ever gotten. Oh, man

She was a man, but a very big detail a very big D. Yeah Alright, get up there. Let's go. You guys ready He's gonna do it while smoking a cigarette See this is why he might go worse with the cigarette Yeah, is he just using it as an excuse for what he does bad be like well, I've smoked a cigarette But we already know he's bad All right, TJ. You ready? Okay

Ari I don't know if you remember, but this is where you fucked up yesterday. Okay. Ari. He's lighting his cigarette. Ready. Yeah, I love it. Alright. 3, 2, 1, go! Okay. Oh! Oh shit! This could be the coolest gauntlet ever.

Oh, that was smart. Oh, that was smart. Hadek, not a goalie. No. No. You got tripped up here yesterday too. Oh, no. Well, also the cigarette might come into factor. Opening up the lungs. Nope.

Oh, hot one. Right to you again. There it is. There we go. Football, football. Bat flip. It's tough to bat flip when you hit a home run on your 15th swing. Oh my God.

Wow. Under a minute. And he's cool about it too. That cigarette smells good. I smell, yeah. Smells good. Smells great. Uh oh. That was a good shot.

He's got to be huffing and puffing at this point. There it is. Watch out, Kadek. Here we go, here we go. Sit down, sit down. Six cities in Wisconsin with over 75k population you got that. Madison, no. Okay, eight states with multiple MLB teams you got that. Florida, California, Texas, New York, Michigan, Texas. Two main languages spoken in China.

Mandarin, Cantonese. What? Not Cantonese? You got it, you got it. Main ingredients in. Oh yeah, in that. District stages of complete, shut the fuck up. Gifts in the song 12 Days of Christmas.

12 gifts, no. Oh no, no, no. Keep going with states, what we're in right now? No. Oh no, no, no. Oh no, no, no. Keep going with states, what we're in right now. Okay. Oh, Illinois. Yep. Oh yeah, who's got two teams?

What do we got? Illinois. Michigan. Lead singer. Florida, we got. California, damn it. Lead singer of? Green Day. Yeah.

Billy Joe. Yep. Billy Joe. Uh. Kara Moore. Foo Fighters. Um. singer of Green Day yeah Billy Joe yep Joe more who fighters For far as what was lead singer oh They've grown they've grown go there we go Where it was roll jam? Lead singer fucking shit I'll come back I QB's to throw six passing TDs in one game more than once.

Dan Marino. Gotta be Brady. There we go, time. That was good. That was a lot better. How good did that first cornhole feel? It felt great. Oh my God.

Arc, she gave me arc. It was the arc. I was panicking. 319.30. All right, let's see where you land. Suck dicks! Yes. Plural?

Lady boys. Okay. This is big. This is a big reveal. 31930, come on. Keep going up. Keep going up. Oh, okay.

Julian Edelman ahead of him Below below that no three night. Oh, yeah, you're good Wow I don't think you're top comedian though who fuck think Rainey still got you I think Sam talent still got you that talent was five. No, he was 237 But still ah, this is respectable. Thank you. Yes. Yeah, that was good.

I'll totally take that. Great to have you back. All right, yeah, I think you're going to do Donnie's podcast. Guys, that was fucking great. Yeah. I just really needed that. Yeah, yeah, now this is, yeah, you can now go abroad now. I'm a complete cunt.

Oh man, I hope that, I hope, please, if anyone ever- Is that asking me? If anyone ever runs into Ari in a foreign country and just goes hey dude your yak time sucked oh that would make my life make my life I'll let you know if that happens all right thank you Ari thanks guys appreciate it oh good redemption really good redemption. Really good redemption. By the way DraftKings who's scoring big in the NBA this season? You are with the all new way to get in on the action DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner in the NBA. DraftKings is the home of NBA player props so you can get behind your favorite

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I'm going for 13 and 0 tonight. Smells like cigarette in here. It does. Going for 13 and 0. Oh like cigarette in here does going for 13 and oh, oh shit. Well, in a row. It's pretty crazy. Have you ever done that? No. No. What's your biggest before this probably I went eight oh and one right before COVID. This is yeah. Uncharted my brain is just on a different level right now.

Are you putting yourself under pressure at all? Oh, I had so much last night watching the end of that game, I was living and dying with every bucket. What was the pick last night? It was the Mizzou, Oklahoma over. Ended up flying over. Did you pick your pick for tonight yet? Yeah, Michigan State, Iowa over.

It's not a good slate. not a good slate at all tonight no I was gonna say taking the night off I can't take the night off I want to take the night off I can't take load management Can't take the night off oh Man you're not gonna manage your load manager load manage my load But then people call me a pussy and that hurts my feelings cuz your load yeah It really gets get you I'm gonna say something controversial. Yeah, I Don't think something can do it. Oh no even close how close you so much closer Brandon

That's a lot of whites use that like barstool Santa use that I will that's motivation Love that cube angry now. Yeah channel it you pissed off You as pissed off as you've ever cubed before would you be pissed if I started asking you a lot of questions like about pop culture? I don't know if I know the answers. Yeah, well that wasn't the question. Would you be pissed if you started asking? No, I wouldn't be pissed What's your favorite Madonna song I Have no idea. I don't know if I know any. He knows some Madonna songs.

Steve, what do you got on the prep sheet today? Probably a bunch of bullshit. Do you listen to music when you have sex? That's a good question. I'm not listening to the music. I do have music playing. Every time? Oh yeah. Every time? Well, not during hotel nights, no, but

I gotta drown it out. I'm a loud love maker. Oh. Oh. Yeah, right. Illegal. Yikes. Just made fun of Brandon Walker.

There's a lot of, yeah, there's some mooing. There's a lot of activity going when I get it going. Oh man, I didn't need that. Y'all don't have music? You don't go music? No. By the time it takes me to get my phone out, set the music up, I could have been done.

Well, I've already come. Yeah. I've come in anticipation. One day I'm going to get to my third song. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly why I don't, because I don't want to. You're still on the first song? I don't want to be on the first song.

It's a measurable thing. Right. Like, holy like holy shit haven't even gotten past the ad yeah, this is Yeah, we're in the first chorus Can't I can't I can't have it be the measurable thing. That's that's crazy shit Steven you do I gotta have the noise. I'm a new music guy. Okay quiet your quiet love maker Dead silence? There's no, there's no. Turn a faucet on? Electronics, no, no.

But then if we were going to the beat, I think I'd start laughing. I'd be like, yo, we're going to the beat right now. You're both right, you can't go to the beat. It would throw me off. I don't know. Is anybody else? So far, just Brandon.

At what time, Brandon, tell me if this is, you can pass if this's too personal of a question But at what point? Do you have to actually worry about your kids walking in? Oh? Any after they're walking Really soon as they're walking yeah, man. I I so bad I've had kids for 16 years, and it is never happened. Oh my god. Have any of you walked in on your parents?

I did to my parents, yeah. You did? Yeah, several times. Oh no. Just lock the door? Huh? You can't just lock the door? They were.

Not think about it? My dad was high, he didn't even know you had a door. But will your kids walk in on you not fucking? No, they're pretty trained. They're pretty, we got everything. There's borders, there's boundaries boundaries my kids walk into my room But it's only in the morning Not at night. They'll open the door they come in

Yeah, when they when they want to get up they just show they ever catch you like cuddling really hard No But I thought about that like I have to Lock in the door Yeah, I would You definitely should be locking the door. I don't lock the door. That's inviting Problems problems. Yeah, if you're mid sex and you're knocking the door from the kid do finish. Oh You just I don't think they're you act like there is no mid sex

I don't think they're you act like there is no mid sex if you were walking around and you didn't want and you get in the woods and you didn't want animals to get on you and You heard one like react to you You'd stop moving for about 10 seconds and then when it was safe you'd go again, and that's what it's like What do you say like we're just exercising in here? No you said I come We'll be down in a minute. Something like that. If dogs could talk, do you think they would talk shit about all of our sex lives? Because I know that like, there's a dog, Stella sleeps in a dog bed next to my bed.

She's seen it. Yeah, she's seen it. A lot of times. Do you think they would be like, yeah, my owner, he sucks. He can't fuck. Yeah. He's a great guy. I never have an empty food bowl dish,

but he can't fuck at all. Got a weak lipstick. Dogs have seen a lot of sex Dogs don't fuck good though cuz they they what do you mean? They invented doggy style? That's just the only option to them, but that's so that's a you ever heard dogs fucking It's painful is that nobody enjoys it neither of those dogs enjoy dog fucking my dog used to fuck missionary Really eye contact your dog has never fucked missionary. He played some music and everything You walking on a dog refers calc I've never thought about like the shit ass. Is it in yet?

So I'm still seeing a decent amount of sex. That's weird good for her. Yeah She's only masturbated a few times to it Have to kill the dog you'd have to stop them you'd have to stop them you just look over and they're just Yeah, you think it's fair to neuter or spade a dog and then subject them to watching human it actually is kind of fucked up It's very fucked up. Yeah, I will cut off your ability to fuck and then you got to watching humans. It actually is kind of fucked up. It's very fucked up. Yeah. I will cut off your ability to fuck. And then you got to watch me. And watch me fuck.

Yeah. That's the most cruel thing. We would do that to prisoners. I blindfold her when I do doggy style. I do do that out of respect. Is it because she'd judge you for it? Yeah, man, that is fucked up, Brandon. That's bad fucked up.

First thing we do when we get a dog is render them useless for sex having. Yeah, and then they're like, and now... Lay there, I'm gonna put your bed at the foot of my bed. Do they still get horny? Like do they still like scoot across the carpet? Scooting is not horniness. Scooting is... Ass itching. Oh, cleaning butts. Which I've done that. Still humps, but I think it's more of a dominance thing. Okay. I should hump my kids. Which is always funny and they're like screaming in horror and I'm just laughing my ass off.

Like that's fucking funny. Yeah when I heard you learn that. You're getting humped. Yeah. If I were a pedophile. Oh what a clip that was. Yeah brought that back. Tomorrow's going to be a big day Brandon.

Yeah. Big day. Yeah. Last day, Brandon. Yeah. Big day. Yeah. Last day on Earth.

You said you're not taking my number out of your phone. I'm not. OK. I'm not. I'll text it every now and then just to be like, remember when you'd reply? Yeah. Have you been having the penultimate episode

flashbacks for your best of moments at Barstow so far? No, I really just want to forget most of it. What is your number one best of moment winning the national title? No, well, I mean, that was fun with TJ out there. But I go be the number one. Oh, when we took the college football show to Starfall, and I got to have my moment on stage. Oh, no, we did that for Ben Mets.

Shit. And Dawson at TCU. Same difference. Yeah, but Dawson, I mean, you got to go to TCU. When TCU is working on a six and five season, you got to go. You got to get there. You got to get there. Even their fans were looking at us like, why are you, what are you doing?

Yeah, it was a little weird. That little campus was... It was like bombed out and depleted. No, it wasn't. Yeah, what? a little weird. That little campus was weird. It was like bombed out and depleted. No it wasn't. Nobody was there. It was a picturesque... It was too idyllic. There was nobody in it. We were going into empty buildings on a Saturday.

Yeah, that is true. Do you know any arborists? Is that a tree guy? Is that a sneaky fun job just climbing and cutting down trees? That's an arborist. Is that what they do? I know an arborist. I think they're doing exactly what they want to do.

Arborists cut down trees? It sounds like more of a tree science. Yeah, cut down trees, tree branches, things of that nature. I thought they were like... A stump guy? What's a lumberjack? Yeah. Well, that's more of your big production.

He's talking about guys who will come to your house and do it. A lumberjack's not coming to your house and cutting down a pesky tree. I know a guy. The guy who got me to join the Marines from my high school who was like, here, I'll be your end. He's a tree guy now. He's like an arborist.

Huh. That's what he does full time. Great Instagram post. He always up in the trees. They make good money, because every time I get one done, it's dangerous. I think they die.

I thought they'd just show up and they're like, yeah, that tree's dead. They do that. And they could be lying good They're good. I had a guy in my dad's house when I inherited a couple years ago I had a dead tree and I said hey, can you come cut this down? He got there. He cut it down He said by the way Those two trees over there are gonna die soon. Oh, I said I said what I was good I guess I was call you when it happens. He said no, they're as good as dead

You might as well take him down now. I said I will do it later Oh, so he just up charged two weeks later. They were dead. Oh shit I think he poisoned them boys no there was a there was a beetle in there wow what a story that be an arborist Who just goes poisoning trees arborist who hates trees yeah? No, then just gets paid because they take down the dead trees that might be something they do It's probably kind of cool You have to scale the trees in like little cherry picker vehicles, and then they probably don't work most winners. I would think Well rich people got my tree beefs all the time the owner of the old commander's team He got yeah, he did and then a

Tree beef with a neighbor with whose trees I cover when this guy Sammy shimway his neighbor wanted a view of New York City from the burbs and like snuck onto his property at night and cut down like 40 of his trees whoa people do shit like that all the time where they'll poison their neighbors trees for better views if a guy can sneak onto your property and cut 40 trees 40 you almost just have to let him have the win yeah that's kind of on you at that point up is that Paul Bunyan? Washington Redskins owner Dan Satter once cut down trees

along the Potomac River so that he could see it from his house. The trees were located in a national park in a ranger who raised concern about the issue was raided by US Marshals. Wait. Yeah, rich people like sneak onto other properties and cut so that they're.

Wait, so he had the US Marshals raid the ranger? Yeah. What a bad dude. I cut down all the trees in my yard when I was seven. What? properties and cut so that they're. Wait, so he had the US Marshals raid the ranger? Yeah. What a bad dude. I cut down all the trees in my yard when I was seven. What? We had a- Just got on your George Washington shit?

No, we had a tree my dad wanted to take down, so he did it with me. I went out there and I helped him, and we had a little ax and we cut it down, and I thought that meant, hey, cutting down trees was good, he likes that. And I didn't cut down all the big trees, but we had these small row of pines

that were supposed to block the neighboring yard. You just cut them all down? I just cut them down, yeah. And what'd he say? He was very mad. Yeah. That's very funny. And they were just, they were saplings.

Like, they were just becoming trees. I took a meat cleaver out of the kitchen and did it. What was the point of the George Washington story? Was there a point to that? He cannot tell a lie. Oh, cause he cut down the tree and then they said, Hey, did you cut down that tree? And he was like, yeah, I did. And he made his teeth out of that tree.

No, he made it out of slaves. That's it. Slaves. That's right. Yeah. When I was 11, I fell out of a tree and it was at my friend's house and it was off this one branch and the next day, very dramatically, his dad just cut down the branch.

Oh. Well, because I broke my elbow. He put the, he killed the branch? Yeah, so he didn't have to do that. That branch will never hurt again. That's not badass. We used to climb so high that like, as a parent now, I would not,

you're like danger high. I think tree climbing's in jeopardy. Kyle's a tree climber? Yeah, he is, but I don't think this generation's climbing trees like that. We were like, we would go like, ridiculously high. I never, I sucked at climbing trees.

I was always so jealous. Always that one kid who could just fucking get up the tree like in two seconds seconds being in a tree is an amazing feeling. Nobody know where you are. You're just sitting there looking at him. That's a fun feeling until you fall out and fracture your elbow. There's an episode of walk the walkers. Yeah, Tommy's in a tree can't find him. I think we can come up with a better name. Walk to

remember walking through life. Walking walkers walk the white walkers the white walkers good game of thrones spin off your Brianna Tarth perfect you could get some game of thrones fans being like what's this show get down from that tree Tommy I'm going fishing. I'm going fishing. That's how I've had it. I'm going fishing. I'm about this close to going fishing. If you can't get ten, if you can't get ten minus seven dollars and eighty cents, I'm going fishing. That's it. Tommy, come on.

Let's go fishing. And then Steven asks, what do you think would be a sneaky fun job? YouTube golf creator, content creator, sneaky fun. I would love to do that. I would be sneaky fun. Quitting this job. Yeah. Brandon, what's your answer to that?

What would be a sneaky fun job? I was thinking it would be an arborist I was just also informed per source that Arborists in the winter do snowplow stuff. That's what my guy does. Oh, where'd it go? Yeah, hey traveling a snowplow my hat might be a sneaky that might be sneaky fun. Yeah. Yeah Just that's a lot of responsibility. No, what do you hairs move the snow you gotta wake up super early? You gotta yeah, but I think that might be fun. You feel like God out on the streets Just being like these people need me. It's true working at all folks home. Just stay robbing. I'm blind That'd be sneaky fun, but then you got to do like diapers and shit. Yes. I guess it comes with downsides

What's the sneakiest fun job? Shit. I say military was kind of fun because you work with your friends. Can I say a ton of seeing a fireman between the fire? Yes. Yes. Yes. Those guys, especially in a small town where there's not a lot of fires. Those guys rock. They just hang out. Yeah. Video games. You're making awesome casseroles. Yep, take a nap. I was sitting in the chair on the street. That's the Wrigley Firehouse. Those guys have the best.

Run the hose for kids every now and then. Women love it. Play poker. Yep. But then the fires. But have you ever talked to a fireman? They want the fires. They get bored without the fires. They get excited to do something. They getman, they like want the fires. Yeah board without the fire Yeah, like they get excited to do something

It pissed off when there's no fires. That might be it. Yeah, I might be the that's a good one. That's a really good one Yeah, would you just go like three of my good friends are firemen and at first you kind of get to choose but they will take Like please on the west side. They're always seeing fires and shit Would you choose like a nice neighborhood so you could I think to start out just so you can be like you get a couple notches On your belt right I've fought some fires and then later on in life be like let me get a place where there's no fire Yeah, I mean get cats out of trees P coach Mmm, or is that just fun? physical education coach

What grades? third grade Hmm education coach. What grades? Third grade. Hmm. They suck at sports. You got to play with them. Maybe I think sometimes you just just rock one with a dodgeball. Yeah, I would say like a guidance counselor slash coach. That combo is pretty good. I feel like history teacher slash coach history. It's not a real subject. You can kind of just give them guidance

counselors. Just give them the answers. It's not a real subject. You can kind of just give them guidance counselors just give them the answers. That's not a real. Nobody expects much of the teacher who's also a football coach and if it's yeah if it's math, you can't really fake it, but if it's history, it's just like alright. This is what the test is going to be on. Just read this and guidance counselor. You just like kids come in. They're like, oh, I'm so stressed. You're like, okay, you'll be fine. Yeah, School nurse. That's it.

No. Because you send them out to the more serious doctor. Sick kids, though. Sick kids. You don't want sick kids. That would suck. You know who seems like they love, I don't know if they love their life. They're very much like, every guy I know that does this job has been doing it for 40 years.

I think I'm with you here. Runs the fucking whole world is like the equipment manager Every every guy in the locker room look their favorite guy is the equipment man, and I don't know they seem pretty happy Yeah, but they all have like a little bit of an edge to them like don't touch my shit Yeah When we went up to house hall there was the equipment manager for the Bears been there for like 30 years Every single one of these that no one's in their third year of doughnut. Yeah, they're always short guys Yeah, they love it

groundskeepers Yeah, but they'll do it off the job and none of them seem to want to pivot away from that career They're all like this is yeah, I am you know another group that loves the life They've caught a lot of love the life they've carved out for themselves truck drivers Yeah, if you got a guy that's really into lifestyle. He fucking loves the life. He's carved out for himself Yeah, and I bet they're they have fun in their world cuz that's one of those jobs, too You do like you know three weeks on like a week off Yeah, and then when you get enough money to like pimp out your rig and yeah like a living room in the back of it

Yeah, and got lizards get a russell terror that goes everywhere with you I saw a lot of spouses do it together so like yeah it's like super relaxed no no like truck drive I've seen that one nine they travel as a unit so that like one of them gets to relax and chill it's like oh less work and if I see an 18-wheeler driven by a woman I just go ahead and shoot myself in the head. Cause you're gonna die anyway. I've sat in on here before. I almost did troops to truckers when I got out.

I had an Uber driver yesterday and she showed up and she was a woman. I was like, God damn it, now I don't even wanna go. Why did you get an Uber? You have a car. I was going to a place. Sport clips? Yeah, that's where I was going.

Yeah, they have parking. 12 minutes away, it was downtown. You like to drive. 12 minutes away and it took us 26 minutes. You like to drive. I love to drive. So why don't you drive? I like to drive, I like to drive on an open highway.

I don't like to drive in the one way streets in downtown Chicago. Sucks going down there. You're scared of it. I'm not scared of it I bet I could parallel park better than you oh bitch oh man should we know that's a challenge oh but do you think she can't parallel park better than me I can parallel park like a motherfucker I don't want to brag you just did you've bragged twice in the last three seconds I can really do it well at all that's the

third time I think you guys got to go right now I'm not I'm not I'm not no Why? Because you're gonna have to ask me to do it for you Just that's making fun. No, it's not Asking a question. I was asking a question. It was also a question related in facts If you hit the curb doll your little ducks fall over Yeah, I'm a little worried about the ducks. Why?

People are judging me about it. I think I'm done with the Jeep, too. I think I'm about ready to get off. Yeah, I thought you said you were getting rid of it. Well, I'm going to give it to my little girl. But I'm just done with it. So what are we getting? I need to I've been thinking about a Ranger.

I never had a big boss truck. Oh. I want a big boss truck. You don't want to wait till I make a move. Well, I've been waiting my lease up in December. I'm going to get a new car. Well, I want a big boss trucks. Are any of us in your will? Rover? Oh yeah. Are any of us in your world? You're all in my will. No, no, we're not. And no, you're not. Why do you say you're not in my will?

Because we're not in your will yeah you are Will you take this dick in your mouth? Wow you set yourself up As a right there at the bottom Pretty close to fun being made of somebody We're not not going to make fun of Gino's hat. Oh, should we play the train game? We're not going to make fun of Gino's hat. Yes.

Yeah, Gino, what's going on with the hat, dude? Gino, you can't wear that hat. Gino. Don't just show up one day in that hat. Get in here. I think it works. Get in here, buddy. It does work for his body type.

Not the hoodie and the hat. And for his face, and his mustache got orange features. Yeah, he can't just show up to work one day wearing that hat. He's like a sturdy guy. He does have the body type for the hat. Because if you wear that hat, you're now that hat guy. What's up with the hat, Gino? Found it laying around the office and I said it's a good look for until St. Patrick's Day. I've been wearing it since last Friday.

So when I clock in, hat goes on, clock out, hat comes off. You're not gonna ever take it home because that would be stealing the hat? Yeah, it's not my hat. It was here in the office. You just wear it at work constantly. So it's just your clock in hat? Yeah. How often do you wear it? Only when I'm here at work since Friday. Every day. Yeah. I've been. That's your hard hat. I don't think you could ever take it off. I mean, I know I'm saying like in this office, you have a war. Yeah. No, I think you said St. Patrick's day. I think it has to go past St. Yeah. This is you. That's fine. I'll do that. Yeah. You're a hack guy. You'll never wear it to a bar, ever?

On St. Patrick's Day. Okay, fair. The rules you've established for this seem very loose. I follow. Well, it's not my hat. It's not his hat. Community hat. It also won't be your hat on St. Patrick's Day.

On St. Patrick's Day, can I have this hat, big cat? Yes. It's not his hat. Well, it was just sitting in the office. Whoever owns this hat, if you want it on St Patrick's Day you can have it is that Tommy's advisors hat it might be I don't think so oh, I don't think so It could be really turned quickly. I don't I you couldn't you could put out

Ten hats and be like fine Tommy's advisors hat. I don't look at them during advisors There was another one laying around, and somebody else was wearing it the other day. And we did the Jeep wave. Who? Who? I don't remember who. Jacob? I saw him. Can I just stop you there?

Maybe it was Donnie. Donnie. I think it was Donnie. You don't own a Jeep. You can't be doing the Jeep wave. No, the Jeep wave of hats. Yeah, we did the Scali Cap. We did the Scali Cap wave. Way cooler.

That's appropriating Jeep culture, and that's kind of bullshit What's the scally cap wave? Sante it's gotten worse Who's up on the train what should we do first to get it? Yeah Are we spinning? What are the buckets on it right now? There's just too wide wide like train car buckets Okay

All right, so yeah, let's go Let's go Brandon verse Danny why I'll go verse KB Kate verse Titus Danny why I'll go verse KB Kate verse Titus is our verse che we're having a tournament yeah you get automatic rebuts but how like if you hit it if you go first brand you hit it Danny still has a turn also it's first to make it yep and turn around gentlemen's game turn around when you're not going gentlemen's game. I love this train. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Fonte, you feeling closer? I'm feeling closer.

It looks... Looks good, right? Looks really good. Yeah, thank you. Really good. I appreciate it. We're just focusing on the yellow now? Yeah, yellow and the last layer.

Wouldn't this be something if you got this done? Live on air? It would be. What did they add? They added more cars to the train. We had bought those silver train cars and Because the we wanted more With on those cars, but they didn't get here in time Learning a lot about trains in this process, too. I want a permanent marble run in this office. Yes, I

Just don't know where it would go and how we Would not be in the way. Yeah, keep it out of the way Yeah, but we want it what I? Need somewhere. I can just take my marble and drop it and watch it go. Yep agreed Yeah, I just want to clock in and I want to it's scallycap I want to clock in and just have a marble be like poop I mean the world can get so overwhelming and sometimes you just want to get away from it all and drop your marble Yeah, are you close Sante? He feels very close. I am close. Oh, man

No warm-ups Yeah, go This might suck It might be fun for us to play bad for the viewers It's hard to score. Yeah. All right. We'll just do this one round. See the marble. We'll just do it. We'll have to be a Brandon versus Danny.

Oh, he got it. Wow. First try. First try. Yeah, we can't. We. That's zero points. That's no points, Brandon.

To do this correctly, we'll have to change the cameras and stuff and have actual train day. Yeah. But we'll let to change the cameras and stuff and have actual train day. Yeah. But we'll let them do it. You guys are the only match up today. What? You're the only match up today. This is for the championship.

Okay. You guys are for the championship. I like this is Jacob's job. Make sure the train is working dude. Maybe it was the German announcers. Maybe we need German announcers. What were they saying though? What could you possibly announce?

Oh! Did you get it? Bounced out. Can't even see. Oh! Alright. Danny's got one shot. Oh All right, yeah, he's got one shot Brandon you're good at this. Oh my god that was

Awesome, I think yeah, look really cool. Oh That's a shame I really wanted to see more rounds of that. I guess Brandon can't really move on to the next. Brandon, I think you found the thing you're awesome at. Yeah, thank you. Unfortunately, we're never going to play it again, because it's terrible for the viewer. And because it's your last day. And it's your last day.

You went out with a win. Sante, are you like five minutes away? I have no idea. Damn. Tomorrow one last Lomo. Oh! Lomo for the boys? Yeah, Lomo for the boys. All right, well Sante, why don't you finish this tomorrow?

All right. For his funeral. I can do that. Put it down. Let's spin the wheel. Don't touch it. Do not touch it. I won't touch it. This is gonna be like a goodwill hunting situation the wheel. Don't touch it. Do not touch it. I won't touch it this is gonna be like a

Goodwill hunting situation where janitor comes to solve Look at it. I'm not gonna move shit good progress. I mean that's very close. That's really good How long was that you could how's like an hour? That's not bad Yeah, you'll get that tomorrow. Yeah, I think I can get it tomorrow. Then we'll put it in Brandon's casket. Yeah. There will be a casket tomorrow. I don't love that.

Why? I've told you a thousand times I don't love the idea of this funeral. Why? Because I don't like the idea of lying in a casket. Why? Don't say why. You don't want us to celebrate your death?

No, I actually don't. Being able to attend your own funeral is a very cool thing. Well, none of my family will be here. Caitlin? Yeah, but my real family. That's so mean. Are you going to bury Dee's? These?

Oh! Bury Dee's nuts on your face. Didn't really make much sense. This is a good day. We didn't make fun of you at all. Oh This is a good day we didn't make fun of you at all She killed me gay. He called me homosexual Multiple redneck jokes you know a lot of things There were a lot of things y'all y'all compare me to Chris Lee for 30 goddamn minutes sounds like you have insecurities That you can let go of this. He's a very accomplished real estate developer. He's a television star as well.

What are you talking about? The guy's got it all. He's got over five cans of tuna. Well... All right, TJ, why don't you spin the wheel? Tomorrow the funeral. Quick note, the beef is going on mook cancer infinite. Oh, hell yes.

Yeah. Tell all. He's excited. That's awesome. Are you nervous? A little bit, to be honest with you. A little bit. Yeah. Did he trim the coconut for this?

He might have been growing it for this. I don't know. That would be awesome. Everyone tune in. Yeah. All right, spin this damn thing. Oh, we're good. Good. We're good.

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