The Yak - Brandon Has a Problem with Connor's Pucking | The Yak 2-22-24

Episode Date: February 22, 2024

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20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com. Hey, everyone. Hey. Hey. everyone. Hey. Hey. Hello. I got two things.

Two? That I'd like to address off the top. Look at that ass. Did y'all see that thing? Nice ass. First one, I hate that I have to do this, but I'm going to do it anyway. The Yak fans need to chill the fuck out, okay? Yeah.

Give us at least a little bit of respect that we know what we're doing. And I say this because Kate is back. I love having Kate on the show. Yesterday, KB was sick, so he was doing the nice thing of sitting all the way over there. Kate sat here, and everyone flipped out. It was like, this is ridiculous. Kate's sitting

in the site chill the fuck out i do i got my period all over that i just wish that they would just have like we've been doing the show for a long time now i think we do a pretty damn good show i love doing this show every little thing doesn't have to be scrutinized as some crazy change that we're doing. Just trust the process. Also, these chairs are not numbered. No, they're not. Yeah, we could just switch them up anytime we want. I think we should.

But just trust the process. I'll just say I get more off my chest when I can't see myself. Yeah, it's hard to see. That was tough sitting there yesterday, to be honest with you. Yeah. And I did try and sit there today before the show. He said, not today, sweetheart. Get out of here. I knew what Kyle was doing. We weren't going to let that you. Yeah. And I did try and sit there today before the show. He's nice now. He said, not today, sweetheart. Yeah.

Get out of here. I knew what Kyle was doing. He was sick. We weren't going to let that out. Yeah. He was sick. Nice try, though. Yeah, I tried.

I tried. I feel like you could go back to the serious days of the yak, as serious as in the station, not as in the tone. Yeah. And it would be the same as this. Yeah. I understand how the internet works. I get it.

I actually ultimately, it's something that I've wrestled with, but I feel like I'm in a good spot where it's like anyone who's complaining about the show, they're passionate about the show, and I appreciate that. It's no different than rooting for a team and being like, you know, this fucking quarterback stinks. It doesn't mean you hate the team. I'm just saying the little minor things, just give us a little bit more credit for knowing what we're doing.

Just a tiny bit. It's always funny when people say they miss the old barstool of just like thrown together shit, and then we put out something with bad audio, and they're just like fucking killers. Yeah, right. The old barstool. We had videos that were not well edited.

People miss who they were. I always say that. During that. Yeah. Period. Yeah. They miss being a kid at the peak of their physical, mental well-being. Yeah. When they first found Barstool. I also think that this office is if you are a true fan of old Barstool, we have recaptured a lot of the things that you've been pining for, whether it be 41 free throws or some of the dumb stuff we do. That literally was what old Barstool was. We were just doing stupid shit and failing.

People loved it. My other one is more serious that I have to address. Lockdown Lenny is retiring? Yep. No. Hit me like a fucking ton of bricks yesterday, dude. Lockdown Lenny's retiring. He's giving up.

Do you guys all know who Lockdown Lenny is? Not in the slightest. I don't have a clue what's happening. You've probably seen his highlight tapes. We brought him up. Oh, wait. That was the kid on the... Lockdown Lenny is retiring from football.

Oh, my God. So sad. So Lockdown Lenny released the... He's going to the military. Oh, yeah, he's a military kid. So I've been thinking about it, and I'm going to sit out my senior year of football my knees are hurting playing football puts a lot of stress on my knees i also want to focus on getting stronger healthier and ready

for a military career after high school also last year my junior year i would play good and automatically be taken out and then not get any playing time bullshit like why waste my energy and time for a team that won't give me a chance to put my talent in? There we go. I'm already not playing after high school, so why play senior year? So he got cut. He's gonna get... Have you seen Lockdown Lenny? He's walking off. Have you seen him? You don't cut

a guy like Lockdown Lenny. He changed his name to Left Field Lenny, so is he also a baseball player? That's Lockdown Lenny. He's playing cornerback right there. He's retiring from football. That's so sad. He posted that. He posted that player.

He does. You have another highlight of lockdown? Marinate in Djibouti for five years. I am happy that we have guys like him protecting our country, though. Yes. That's a guy that will risk it all. I'd like him to play a little bit better defense. It's a terrorist, and he's trying to tackle him.

He just slides down his body. Is he self-aware? I don't know. No? Yeah, let's give him a gun. All right. Him and World of T-shirts. World of T-shirts going to enlist.

Let's give him a gun, too. Do you have any more of his highlights, TJ? He posts all his highlights, and he gets burned on every play. But he's locked down. I like that. Yeah, he posts his misses highlights and he gets burned on every play. But he's locked down. I like that. Yeah. He posts his misses all the time. Right.

Lenny's a good name to go with a phrase. Like Lockdown Lenny, Leftfield Lenny. Playoff Lenny. Delete his Instagram. You could do a lot with Lenny. No. Barstool Lenny. No.

Oh, my goodness. Lockdown Lenny, we hardly knew you. Part of us died today. God damn it. So sad. I think he changed his username. Oh, to Leftfield Lenny. Maybe baseball?

Yeah, right? I think he's going to be playing baseball this year. Oh, that's great. TJ, look at his second most recent post when you find it. This is the type of guy that Lenny is. He's a guy that I would, you know, I'd love to have my daughter marry. Lockdown Lenny.

Exactly. He's that type of guy. Well, I mean, Baby Diggs is out there too. Did you say Baby Diggs? Baby Diggs? Baby Diggs are out there? Baby Diggs are out there? Baby Gronk?

I almost certainly said Baby Diggs, right? Wasn't that the guy's name? That's the type of guy he is. Why are y'all looking like I made Baby Dicks are out there? Baby Dicks are out there? Baby Gronk? I almost certainly said Baby Diggs, right? Wasn't that the guy's name? That's the type of guy he is. Why are y'all looking like I made Baby Diggs up? He looks like a kid who wants to be in the military. Who's Baby Diggs? Absolutely. Absolutely.

Yeah, he does. Who's Baby Diggs, Brandon? Oh, you've never seen Baby Diggs? What's out of your own hair? I thought you were saying Baby Dicks. I clearly said Baby Diggs. I think you're still saying it. Baby Diggs. Oh, you're fucking with us now. You haven't seen Baby Diggs. I clearly said Baby Diggs. I think you're still saying it. Baby Diggs.

Oh, you're fucking with us now. You haven't seen Baby Diggs? Why would I look at Baby Diggs? Baby Diggs. I do not want to see Baby Diggs. Baby Diggs was the funnier answer to... Baby Gronk. Baby Gronk.

Oh. Baby Gronk has started to hit me up in the DMs again. No, he isn't. Oh, is he starting to stir again? Yeah, he's starting to stir. He went quiet for a while. Baby Diggs is electric. If TJ can find Baby Diggs, he's Baby Diggs.

Catch a football. With all hands. Bang. Majestic, too. He's wearing Crocs. He somehow looks 35. Yeah. He could put down 25 beers this is like baby gronk's parents suck

baby digs uh they're both they're all loose no i think this guy's no they're all tremendously no so small you think this guy's dad who's making him i agree no montage videos is cool because he's doing what kids should be doing. He's wearing crotch. Yeah, nah. Okay, gritty. This kid's making fun of Baby Gronk. Now gritty. He's making fun of Baby Gronk.

Wait, wait, wait. I wasn't recording. Do it again. Do it again. Okay, now. You guys are off. He's making fun of Baby Gronk. Look at him.

He's not going to football. Is the kid making fun of him or is the dad? I think both. I think the kid's a comedic genius. Oh, wait. Baby Tick's playing football. Oh, he's playing actual... All right, maybe I'm wrong. I think both. I think the kid's a comedic genius. Wait, Baby Diggs is playing football. Oh, he's playing actual football. Alright, maybe I'm wrong. Uh-oh.

Bro is dragging him. Oh. Oh. Go. Oh. Crib. Uh-oh. I hope this is a five-year-old. Oh! Yes! Oh, shit. It's a five-year-old game. I think Baby Diggs' parents might be hilarious. Oh, shit. It's a five-yard gain. I think Baby Dick's parents might be hilarious.

Oh, my God. That's just the same picture? That's funny. Yeah. Look at that. Oh, shit. I was hoping he missed it. He hasn't posted in a while.

We got to make Brandon wear a Baby Dick's jersey to a game. Yeah. That'll go over well. I got a thing. Oh, let's go. I falsely accused yesterday Mark Titus of us taking the opportunity to assault me. Sure did. During the reenactment because Mark Titus did not, in fact, assault me.

I didn't assault you. Yeah, I me. I didn't assault you. Yeah, I was. I didn't assault you. I knew it the whole time. Nick was riding you like a kayak. Nick, you did two things. A, after I was already subdued, then you got me in a headlock and started choking me out.

Yeah. And secondly, when they were carrying me and the other guys. That was not on purpose. The other guys should complain about this. When they were carrying me. That's a real choke. The other guys should complain about this. When they were carrying me. That's a real chokehold. That's in there. That's deep.

But when the other guys carried me over here, you were just riding on my back like a horse. They lifted you up when I was stepping over you. Yeah, that one was our fault. And I couldn't go anywhere. You should have figured this out. There's motive. Wrestling? No.

What is it? Your marital bed. All right. If Nick eliminates you you i'm out of the table raise your children had a rough day connor griffin already pucked my sister yeah he what what's your sister my sister he pucked he pucked her yeah went to a hockey game with her last night oh that's way worse that is way the most sexual sport to take together. They fucked. Yeah. What?

Whoa. Oh, they're cute. Yeah, they are. Well, here's the good news, Brandon. I got bad news, good news. Good news is they fucked. Or no, bad news is they fucked. Good news is he wore a condom.

Yeah. Oh, Connor definitely did. Yeah. He probably wore a condom and still pissed. Guys, I was just making a fuck. He probably wore a condom and still picked it up. Guys, I was just making a buck. Connor just wears a condom. He's like, oh, God, I'm the boss. But, like, think of this.

Watch, babe, all the cum in my face. Think of the in-law. All we were really doing there was kind of making fun of the, you know. Puck rhymes with another word, but we weren't actually saying the other word. Well, this is the best part about the act. Now that you did say it, it is funny. Yeah, you do a G-rated bit on Mostly Sports,

and then you come here and we're like, no, dude, your sister got fucked. You're right to the point. And Brandon, I was invited to the pucking. You got invited to the pucking? What? I said no. Well, now I'm offended. to the pucking? What? I said no. Well, now I'm offended.

You didn't puck my sister? I didn't puck. I had to work. I'm a working man. Yeah, can we get Connor in here and see if he pulled out? Yeah. Connor, get in here. He's not going to enjoy this.

No. No. He didn't like when I said the pucking stuff. No, he did not. Very uncomfortable. I bet you he does like 69 and shit. Like rocks it. I bet you the whole gamut.

Yeah, he runs. He fucking, he's doing it everywhere. I think he's by the book. Mistake. I think he's by the book. What was the mistake? Mistake. You think he's by, you think he, I don't.

I take it back. There's 15 minutes of allotted foreplay. I take it back. 20 minutes. You can't rewind the yak allotted foreplay. I take it back. 20 minutes. You can't rewind the yak by just saying mistake. We own our mistakes. I think he kisses and then he shushes and then he goes down, kisses around the navel. I think he's by the Kama Sutra.

Yeah, I'd believe so. He lies in the perfect angles to get adequate strokes. Yes. Grab that throw pillow. Trust me. He's fucking crisscrossed applesauce. He's like thisisscrossed applesauce. He's like this.

Yes. Also, I think when I said the 1 o'clock thing, I had the perspectives wrong. A lot of dudes have been trying. I made a big fool of myself. The opposite quadrant. 11 o'clock. I forget what it is now.

Explain this to me. It's somebody's one o'clock. Okay. I forget if it's the girl or the guys. And also, I don't know what to do with that one o'clock. Wait, is the one o'clock the minute hands the penis? Wait, what? I'm talking about the vagina. The quadrants of the cooch.

I believe you said upper left quadrant. So it's upper right quadrant. Now I don't know. As we look at it. It's one of the two. One o'clock would be up left. I would try both aggressively. One. So it's upper right quadrant. Now I don't know. As we look at it. It's one of the two. One o'clock would be up left. I would try both aggressively. One o'clock would be over here.

Until you figure it out. Wait, you found the cheating spot? It's her upper left. Uh-oh. Hey, Connor. I'll let Connor talk about it. Connor, I apologize. That's a man who filled a reservoir tip.

That's a tip filler. Oh, no. Have you been listening so far? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was listening to, I'm 30 seconds behind, but I heard the pucking and all that stuff, yeah. No, no, we said you fucked her. I heard that, too. That is totally false.

Made love. No, not even that. Sexual intercourse. No. You didn't cum. Yeah, there was no cumming. You didn't cum last night. No cumming. All right, make the that. Sexual intercourse. No. You didn't cum. Yeah, there was no cumming. You didn't cum last night. No cumming.

All right, make the graphic. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I would be the one making it. You're that. I'm not making that graphic. Fuck. Malicek.

Wait, so have you ever pulled out while using a condom? The idea of that is so good. I mean, yeah. You have? What? If we're going yeah. You have? What? If we're going to get into it. Oh, boy. Oh, my God.

You know those rockets that you jump on and it shoots up? I've never shot off like that, dude. One of my very first times, and I was very nervous, and I was, yeah, I did that. Did you take off the condom and throw it on her back? No, no, no, no. I mean, I'm scared to death of having a kid. Yeah. They're not bad. Well, mean, I'm scared to death of having a kid. Yeah. They're not bad.

Well, obviously, I'm going to have some eventually. You'd be a good dad. Thank you. You'd be a great dad. I want to be a dad. I want to have a kid. I just don't want to have a kid. How old are you?

Not right now. How old are you? 24. Don't you want to be young while they grow up? Yeah. You want to walk at their high school graduation like Derrick Rose? No. I don't know.

Why don't you space them out and have them like 15 years apart, and then maybe one day your little sister could fuck a co-worker. No, no. I just, yeah, I practice. Also, I want to say, Brandon brought up the safe sex thing the other day. He told me to do that. That was not me unsolicited doing that. That was a PSA that Brandon told me to do.

How you doing, Brandon? Brandon told you to do that PSA. Yeah, that was not me being like a total nerd square saying like, hey. So it was like the domino meme. Brandon told you to do the PSA. The big domino is we found out that Connor has pulled out while using a car. Yeah, I guess so. Only once, though.

Hell yeah. It is one of my first. That kind of rocks. I kind of want to do it. Yeah, I can see you Only once, though. Hell yeah. It is one of my first. That kind of rocks. I kind of want to do it. Yeah, I can see you putting on. That would be a fun science experiment. I could see Connor getting a towel after that, too. No, putting on medical gloves.

Removing it. Getting a suit on. Biohazard. Yeah, I don't know. Are you a germaphobic guy? No, not at all. No. Yeah, that was just a safety precaution the one time I did that.

Yeah. That was extra safe. Yeah. Hey, guess what? Didn't end up in a kid. Exactly. 100%. 100%.

I do have, yeah, a full-on track record of not having a kid. Yeah, 100% fucking not having kids. Yeah. So, zero of your busts have accounted for a child. Yes. What percentage of your busts are kid, Brandon? Like 80? Yeah. What percentage of your busts are kid, Brandon? Like 80? 4 out of 5?

You alright, Brandon? Little tummy ache? I mean, I know I did it to myself. The entire Mostly Sports, I just went on this pucking thing and just messed with him. You said you could pucker brains out. The entire Mostly Sports, I just went on this pucking thing and just messed with him.

You pucked yourself. You said, yeah, you could pucker brains out. I said it to your sister. You said he could based off his look and his ability, or you're giving him the green light? Going to a hockey game is pucking, okay? Also, it was not the two of us there. Paige was there. They pucked multiple. Malasek was also there.

Oh, no. We know he likes it. He wasn't in our group, but I'm saying like- Who was in your group? It was me, was there. Yeah, he pucked multiple. Malasek was also there. Oh, no. Oh, we know he likes it. But he wasn't in our group, but I'm saying like – Who was in your group? It was me, Paige, and Kaitlin. Wait, so Malasek was sitting somewhere else watching? Yeah. In the corner.

Exactly what he was. Typical. Perfect. We were, you know, communicating with him, just texting and everything. But, yeah, it was not like it was just Kaitlin and I together. Who was Malasek sitting with? His sister. Yeah. Malasek's sister? Yeah. It was not like it was just Caitlyn and I together. Who's Malasek sitting with? His sister. Yeah.

Malasek's sister? Yeah. It's his birthday. By the way, Nicky Smokes is making a huge mistake tomorrow. He's bringing his sister into the office. Yep. Uh-oh. I know how that goes.

Yeah. Uh-oh. Well, yours was not your sister. Really? Yeah. Nicky Smokes has a sister? Yeah. Remember, his sister has a crush on me, I think.

Oh, yeah. And he brought it up to you like day one? Yeah, she's coming on PMT. Also, who? Really? Yeah. What if she just looks like Smokes? Look exactly the same.

Am I the only one here that still owes him a prank back? Or is there anybody else? Oh. Oh, you should fuck his sister. Yeah. Uh-oh. What's going on here? What's happening? Did he shush us off? Yeah, that was's going on here? What's happening?

Did he shush us off? What was that? He didn't want us apart or whatever that was. He's serious. Jerry and I just had an intense negotiation with Hank about, he wants a studio for Jerry After Dark. Oh, that thing would be disgusting. Well, I was like, how often are you going to use these? He's like, once a month. I was like, yeah, I think. He has a studio for Jerry After Dark. Oh, that thing would be disgusting. Well, I was like, how often are you going to use these?

He's like, once a month. I was like, yeah, I think. He has a gym. I know. That is a studio. This whole office is a studio. He has this whole building. He wants to grow up in the kitchen.

When he described it to me, he started his studio, and then when I finally deciphered what he was asking for, he was literally just asking for a treehouse for him and Lucas and Ryan and White Boy Rick. That's a better question, though. Yeah, we could get him a treehouse for him and lucas and ryan and white boy rick that's a better question though yeah we could get him a tree yeah treehouse makes way more sense we should build him a tree in that corner just a treehouse yeah sick yeah that would be sick we should have a treehouse we need a treehouse we can keep our weed up there do we know anyone who could build us a treehouse yeah have you guys seen those tree houses that are like very elaborate that are

like homes basically yeah they're houses yeah they're tree houses by definition yes find us one steve pretty cool because i think what you're talking about is a real house no like elevated uh in the tree line how's this gonna be to be elevated? Find us some examples. I like to see these tree houses. Connor, is there a second date? It was not a date. Okay. I put out an open invite to people in the office yesterday.

I want to go to the Flyers game. And only two women said yes. Yeah, they were on it right away. They were like, yeah, absolutely, let's go. Oh, hell yes. And then I texted Mook. I had a feeling he was going to be editing Anus last night, but I at least wanted to extend the invite.

I didn't want to puck Brandon's sister. That's disrespectful. Would have helped my case a little bit. Busy with Anus. Busy with Anus, yes. Who would be worse? I think Mook? Yeah, me.

For you. You're asking me. Wait, let's get to the root of the question. Let's break the question down. There are three people left on the... You're asking me, my 16-year junior to me sister... Don't say it like that because you're 50, so that's fucked up. Would I rather...

You made it sound like she's 14. Would I rather her have sex with Connor Griffin or Mook? Just fuck. Fuck, this is tough. Yeah, it is. It's not easy. I don't think it's tough. I don't think it's tough. No, I think it is tough.

I like them both. And he has to see Connor every day. Well, I guess you see Mook every day. You know what? Starts the day with me. In case it sets up a revenge arc for me, I'm going to go Conor Griffin. Okay. I know where that revenge arc leads to.

Yep, I get that. You should have. You missed the obvious answer. What was it? It's D, Liam Blutman. Yeah. As a girl walks into this office. You should put out a ticket.

The 10 redheads I'd let free. Top 10. That would go crazy. That would be a good tweet. Yeah. What are your late night top 10s? You know what sucks? We're going to have to walk out of here and look at her in the face.

Oh, yeah. Not going to do that. I'm glad we didn't say that. She's not here. I forgot about that part. She's not here? Shit. Oh. Hi, Caitlyn. Oh, she'll never see us. She had to do that. I don't think we didn't say that. She's not here. I forgot about that part. Yep. She's not here? Uh-uh. Oh.

Oh. Hi, Caitlin. Oh, she'll never see us. She had to do a business trip today to Milwaukee. Number one, Francis. Number two, Connor. Number three? Connor.

Connor. Oh, wait. I like Turtles Kid. Yeah. But if he's still a kid. Yes. All right. thanks, Connor. Was he a redhead?

The apparently kid. Oh, it was apparently. Yeah, he was redhead. Did a good job. The apparently kid rocked. There's a new redhead coming up right now. Yeah, there was no pucking last night. No, I think you said there was pucking.

There was pucking. We all saw it. You can't deny that you pucked. I pucked, but it was fully platonic. A tasteful. A casual pucking. It was a tasteful casual. No emotions.

Yeah. It was just. Yup. Good thing you wore a condom because I heard she pulled the goalie. Oh, Steven. That wasn't worth it. That wasn't worth it. No, but I'm just saying it because he doesn't have his headphones in, so it looks like

he roasted you. He made a Stephen Chay joke. There was a goalie guarding her pussy? No, a goalie is a saying. Is that a saying? Yeah. It's for taking out your birth control. Yeah. I didn't know that. Taking it out?

Kate is over there nodding sadly. Kate has pulled the goalie twice. Never anything I've used. that. Yeah. Taking it out? Kate is over there nodding sadly. Kate has pulled the goalie twice. Never anything I've used. Yeah. Clearly. No, like she pulled the goalie on me. She's on birth control. Oh, yeah.

Who's this person? Okay, this is... It's a treehouse. It's a treehouse. Yeah, let's get one of these in the office. Okay, Steven, I stand corrected. You get a roof ball on this too. That's a good roof ball lot of you dive and you end up on one of those pointy plants what do you know

that roof ball pointy plant i would have been great we still have to find a roof ball place for the regionals this year right yeah when is that gonna be tj um early summer maybe DJ. I'm so excited. Early summer, maybe? Are we still doing roofball? Weren't those guys dicks to our guys? No, they weren't. They were fine. Okay. They're very serious. The main guy is a great dude.

He apologized because he was like, I didn't know we should have had Nick on the call. Yeah. Oh, that's fine. Yeah. He would have. I would have done it. Easily. I actually signed you up for next year to do it.

Thanks, man. Yeah, I'll be there. I just got to win regionals. No, no, no. You're going no matter what. I'm just going to do the call. Yeah, you and Shane can go out there and... You're actually going not to do the call.

I had fun time with the boys out there. Yeah. It was worth the trip. Yeah, we were there for four hours. Yeah, we went to Nike HQ. Oh, yeah, that was a great time. That was one of the highlights of my year. Yeah, it was great.

Of your year? 2023, yeah. Nike HQ, Buffalo.. That was one of the highlights of my year. Yeah, it was great. Of your year? 2023, yeah. Nike HQ, Buffalo Wildcats. I was just saying everything like that. Yeah. Wait, what were your highlights of 2023? I don't know, but, I mean, that was a memorable trip. He got a custom shoe made.

Hey, y'all want to just brainstorm? Can we think of what his top five highlights were in 2023? Yeah, yeah. We know, Che. Okay. Bucks making it to the playoffs. All right, who do you... Are these all exceptionally 2024 shepherd tweeted him or i guess during 2023 yeah um what else did any involve winning a bet uh uh you're just making noises

I think so There's one super memorable one Top five moments of the year Do any involve your children? I think what happened is We started this celebrity game With Che and now his brain is Permanently stuck in there where he can't give us

A straight answer I haven't thought about really this. It's how he's been. We asked him his memory. He says, Blassie, Freddie Blassie. Do you like Indian pussy? Do I like what, sorry? No, I didn't hear you. He broke Che. The game broke him. I thought you said, do you like

Indian pussy? Answer the question, Stephen. That's what you heard too, right? Answer the question, Stephen. I mean, I've never had it, but I'm sure it's great. Just be like, yeah, like, Steven, what are your highlights involve your kids? Uh, warm-ish. Luke warm.

Yeah, Luke. Warm in some ways, cold in some ways. His brain is so warmer. Extremely cold in some ways. Do you like eating Indian pussy? Uh, no. It's hot and cold. Surviving Barstool, was that a highlight?

Yeah, that was really fun. No way, that could be a highlight, Stephen, with how it ended. Dude, I wish I was in that right now. Wow. What else did he do? Yeah, he didn't. What else did he do yeah he didn't what else did he do any sporting events I mean we know the bar

it's going to Oregon for four hours yeah none of it it was fun we got to play in an event I was there with my buddies we got a tour of the

Nike what was this training camp I felt real special there oh Steven do you want to go to the combine with us sure it's next week sure what days Wednesday and Thursday we you want to go to the combine with us? Sure. It's next week. Sure, what days?

Wednesday and Thursday we were going to go. Yeah. Okay. That's just a quick little drive now, isn't it? Yeah. Last year's combine was probably a highlight. Where is it? Oh, yeah, that was definitely a highlight.

We'll be gone for just two days. When was your training camp touchdown? Was that two years ago? Make-A-Wish. Two years ago, yeah. The all-time Make-A-Wish. Two years ago, yeah. The all-time Make-A-Wish. I couldn't tell you my year-to-year highlight. When did the first –

O's, when did he say the word Bucs and you got so excited? Oh, that was – O's the mentalist, and I think that was last year. I don't think that that was my favorite moment in Yak history is not Bucky Cox. Wow. That's your favorite moment? Yes. I watched that actually pretty regularly.

Can we have the clip of Steven hearing the word Bucks from O's? Yeah, that was great. Oh, he flipped. He wasn't even part of the trip. Me? Moi? Who, me? No way.

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We got a switcheroo. Nick has a sub read for that. Yeah. I printed this last night. There's been a change. There's been a switcheroo, yeah. Oh, there's been an old time switcheroo. Hasn't been a switch. There's been a switcheroo. There's been a switcheroo Has there been a switch? There's been a switcheroo

We gotta do some planning boys Our best episodes Are always planning Egg drop Friday I will not be here tomorrow Why? I need to be at home The entire family is sick and I've been pushing it

My wife needs me. Do you want the Blackhawks? I do. Okay. Huh. Who are you pucking, big dog? Yeah, who are you pucking tomorrow? I'm taking one of my kids.

Oh. See how this bit is turned on you? It was so fun during Muscle Shorts. We can ruin anything. Quick, too. Real quick. We could ruin something. The next couple weeks, I was on Monday Night Countdown

last night, if anybody saw it. The Ravens. And then I'll be on with Tom Brady and the Bucs in the next week. Oh. You just wanted to be amazed so bad. You wanted to be amazed so bad. You did that for me? I love that so much.

I got to watch it again. One more time. You're already amazed. You're looking for it. You want to be amazed one more time. Oh, the hands to the... Oh, man. He just said he was going to see the box.

Huh? You did that for me? Seems like a logical next step in maybe a long term... Can't believe this. Do we call him out for that? I think so. Oh, yeah. Yes.

I don't know if we did it that day. I think the next day we spent like 20 minutes. No, you did it like five minutes later. Okay. That might be one of my favorite yak clips. Yeah, that is an unbelievable one. That was a good day. All right, so you're not going to be here.

That's actually better. You've never won an Egg Bowl anyway. Ooh. Ooh. Talking about fucking his sister. Okay. Egg Bowl, fighting. Talking about fucking his sister Okay Egg bowl Fighting I mean that's

That's kind of horse shit What you just said Because we We've won plenty We should let Mincy take his spot Oh Yeah He is the egg bowl

Perfect Mincy's one of the ingredients Mincy Yeah wait Mincy will Mincy could be one of the ingredients He could also I would also like to see him contrapped

Something Construct You were really nice about that Construct, moron What is contraption? But I don't know the contraption Hey, let's trap something shit Sounds like a verb

Sounds like a slang verb at least Yeah, let's go contrapped I like a verb. Sounds like a slang verb, at least. If it sounds like a verb. Yeah, let's go contrapped. I was in the hood contrapping. I like that. Yeah. All right. I'm making sure Mincy's here tomorrow because that's not a guarantee. Yeah, that's.

I would almost say it's unlikely. Because I think you're going to wake up Mincy this morning. I was. He's going to West Palm Beach for poker. How was that? He really shaves during it. Yeah, yeah. He has a bucket of murky water, and he really...

He shaved his pubes. His pubes, yes. I have a fix for Wake Up Mincy. I think I'm going to have to step in. He can't sit anymore. He needs to back to standing. I don't know where they're going to do it, but he's got to stand again. He's got to fiddle around.

It's just not the same energy. He needs to be like... He's got to be upright. Yeah, he's got to be again. He's got to fiddle around. It's just not the same energy. Yeah. He needs to be like. He's got to be upright. Yeah, he's got to be upright. But I think the guests should sit. Yeah. Maybe the guests should sit on the floor. Yeah.

And he stands. And he hovers around them a little. I think that's really good. Yeah. We'll put a sex swing in there. Are you. Oh, it's off next week, right? So we could revamp the studio.

Yeah, we can revamp the whole studio. If Jerry After Dark isn't using it. All right, so what are we going to do? I'm excited for the Egg Bowl. How did this come up? Yeah, can I just... I said I want to do the thing where you drop an egg off the top of this and you have to make it survive.

We sure we want to skip Fel Friday? And I said let's do a Friday. We sure we want to skip Fel Friday? You're not going to be here for Fel Friday either. Fel Friday we do next Friday. All right. All right. So what are you trying to do?

I'm not trying to do nothing. Are you trying to pitch something so you could get out of it? No. I was just saying. Because you just pitched fellow Friday, but you're also not going to be here. No, I'm not. I didn't pitch anything. All I said was the first three days of the week we said, hey, we're going to do a fellow Friday.

And then all of a sudden we just said we're gonna do it he said nope i do i said nope i do egg drop yeah and it was just like that sorry so how are we gonna do this yeah we all just bring shit in and then you so we um we we wrap the egg or put it in man i just kind of said it i was kind of talking that's how it works you try to put it in the contraption put it in something. Man, I just kind of said it. I was kind of talking out of my ass a little bit. You try to put it in a contraption. Yeah, we bring in a bunch of items. To make it safe. Everyone's got to bring in like three or four items and we'll draft them. And I think we do a battle royale.

If it survives, you move on to the next round. Yeah. And Mincy. Yeah, we need Mincy to be in it. Should we have him be the padding? So we have to drop it on him? Oh, no, he's not going to be here. No?

I don't know. Yeah, it is. That's on you. Wake up Mincy's only every day, Tuesday to Thursday. Every other week. On and off. I don't know what this means. He said, West Palm Beach, Florida for moneymaker poker tournament.

Down to revamp agree. I have the details on this. What is down to revamp agree? They're probably watching. You just said. We said we were going to revamp the show. He's down to stand and whatever. Oh, yeah. Oh! Got it.

So it was a no and then a yeah. Now, wait a minute. We might have stumbled into something. He just said agreed to revamp. We can come up with, we can revamp Wake Up Mincy. Correct. However we want right now. Correct. All right.

I think it should be a children's show. Didn't they try that with the puppets? Oh, yeah, they did. They bought like a $2,000 Stella puppet. Wow, that was $2,000? Yeah, budget's crazy. It's like a Bruckheimer joint. Damn. Yeah, he's crazy. It's like a Bruckheimer joint. Damn.

Yeah, he's got unlimited budget. Would we get him pyrotechnics? Yeah, we could easily get him pyrotechnics. I'd like to see some pyrotechnics every time. Maybe he comes out of a tunnel. Yeah, on like a moped? Yeah. Moped for sure.

That'd be awesome. Yeah. He has to jump over a ramp To start the show I want lasers I want the whole show To be just like A viral intro

Yeah It's amazing The whole show Should be an intro Yeah the intro Should get 99% of the budget It's an intro show Pyrotechnics lasers

A walkout song A tunnel It's a 30 minute intro show Yeah Yeah You should book like Fred again Fred again We'll like Fred again Fred again we'll get Fred again

Skrillex breaks breaking a sweat would be the walkout song I like it dancers dance gotta have dancers comes out welcome back to wake up

children's choir does the chorus gotta have a t-shirt gun a t-shirt gun nobody's here during that time we have a budget okay big budget studio audience obviously studio audience we do need to do the live studio audience i really want to for wake up that's i know it'd be so great just having like i mean i just would love to see the people that it produces you probably would find our next star. Yes. Yeah.

Just like the eight people standing outside of our office at 6 a.m. How did you get your foot in the door at Barstool? Well, what? Like, good morning America goes outside a lot of times, so he could do it right out front and have a little chat. Oh, we don't even have a main. I like that. Yeah, if we put him right in my big window.

Yeah, yeah, just like that. They're all just watching on their phone. Right. Oh, big window. Yeah, yeah. Just like that. They're all just watching on their phone. Right. Oh, my God. Yeah. That or you should do it for like a third grade classroom. Oh, God. That would be.

We have the children's choir for the intro. Oh, true. Kids accounted for. Yeah, that's true. They can do a quick costume change. Sit down on the floor. All right, so we're not doing egg drop Friday? Did you see him crumple the banana peel like a piece of paper?

No. Okay. He did fast banana two days ago. Crumple the peel like it's paper. Trying to make a wad. Made a wad of banana peel? I think so. I think so.

Everyone has only ever did this. Yep. No. Yeah, he did toss it. because you don't want to touch it yeah it touched every bit of his hands not a not a centimeter of hand unbananat oh that was yesterday oh no like there's a video of him eating it he did one this morning too oh here we go. Oh. Look.

It looks like a piece of paper. What's he doing? How do you do that, man? How do you do that? That's not maintaining its shape. He really did use every piece of sand. It's like a piece of pottery. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. All right, we're done.

All right, so what should we do tomorrow? Should we do egg drops or not? I don't know. I'm down to do it. Let's do it. We've got to get the parameters down. I want to do it. Should we draft?

Yeah. I think you've got to bring items. Okay, and just no letters, and you just draft what item you think will be best, and you have to use every item you get. So it can be some shitty ones, like a rock. How many items each are we bringing in? Three.

What do you mean by items? Items it can go into, the egg can go into? Yeah, like a balloon. Or wrap the egg or string or tape or glue. Or it could be a bad item. Or like a rock. Paper, like a t-shirt. Yeah.

Anything. And then it's elimination. And if you're out if you're out in the first round you're like the first of the five people out that's five mousetraps ooh

we'll figure out punishments yeah we'll figure out punishments I think maybe we should invite White Sox Dave I definitely think we invite White Sox Dave he'd be perfect to do this.

What happens if we all just crack our eggs? We have to black out. It was okay. Just want to make sure we have a great idea. Yeah. Great fucking idea. Or maybe the items are like there's a price and you have to drink that amount. Oh.

Like we go to a store and you have a budget. Oh, we've never done a draft like that. The best item would be a five drink item. A five drink item. Three drink item or one drink item. Yeah. Something like that. Should we do an auction draft?

Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's got a budget? Three shots for that. Yeah. Fuck. Oh, shit. Wait.

And then if it cracks, you have to drink that? Yeah. Oh, fuck. No. I that. Yeah. Oh, shit. Wait, and then if it cracks, you have to drink that? Yeah. No, I don't know. Oh, fuck. We'll figure it out. Because I think having to do this drunkenly... Also, I'm itching to drink. I guess we can black out.

Let's get fucked up tonight. Okay. So I'm trying to think of what items would even keep the egg from cracking. A balloon. Toilet paper. A balloon. Yeah, blow a balloon. It's a little slower.

A Chipotle ball. You can make a little parachute. You blow a balloon and put the egg in it. Cotton. Swabs. That's just going to fall to the ground. Would that work? I don't know.

If it's your egg. How are you getting the egg in the balloon? You think the balloon would fall like a balloon? Spider. It's going to be a weighted down balloon. She's never used a comment. I think you're going to tie the balloon around the egg, not put the egg in the balloon. I think Big Cat's talking about putting the egg in the balloon.

In the balloon. That worked well. That's a bunch of balloons. That's a bunch of items. That's still pretty fast. Oh, Ryan. Oh, Ryan. You know Ryan?

Yes. He's a trillionaire. My kid would rather watch other kids play with their toys on YouTube than play. Well, it's going to get worse. When they get into video games, they're going to watch other people play video games. Awesome. It's all they want to do. Oh, yeah.

I'm asking Chaps to bring us a balloon and an egg. Right now? Yeah, I want to show you guys. All right, so maybe a pillow would work. What you're thinking does not work. A paper towel. I don't think that. No, if you stick the egg inside the balloon, then blow the balloon up and tie it,

and you hold it out, that thing's dropping like a rock. This is a very common science fair project. It's dropping like a rock. Don't prove it. It's dropping like a rock. I disagree. Well, I don't care if you disagree. Yeah.

An egg in the balloon? Yeah, he's saying put the egg in the balloon, then blow the balloon up, tie it, care if you disagree. Yes. An egg in the balloon? Yeah, he's saying put the egg in the balloon, then blow the balloon up, tie it, and then drop it. That's going to drop like a rock. Yeah, the whole basis is in its heel, its air. What about a parachute? That would be awesome. A parachute would be better than a balloon.

Figure that out. A parachute makes a lot of sense. Tons. I want to find a small man that can do that. Are there miniature parachutes for like items? Yeah, the army man toys. Those are my favorite toys. Same.

Loved them. I feel like that would be a good item if you were dropping something from high. Parachute. You want it to softly land? I think that's the best way to give t-shirts away at big games. Drop them from the rafters. When they drop them from the rafters and they're parachuting down and you see them for a while, those are fun.

Is he getting balloon? Oh, you all right? Just a little sneeze. Okay. Are we all going to be sick forever? Yeah., you all right? Just a little sneeze. Okay. Are we all going to be sick forever? Yeah. Okay, cool. This is, yeah.

Yeah. It's. I forgot because I've been in my own little bubble, and then I came here and everyone's like. Welcome back. Yeah. Everyone's in bad shape. Last night I was coughing so much I couldn't even fall asleep.

Like it wasn't even the cough anymore. It was like. Yeah. I can't sleep because I'm physically coughing. Yeah. And I about lost my fucking mind. He has the egg. Now he's looking for a balloon. I can't sleep because the back of my hand hurts. It's been hurting for like a week.

Cramping or? Nope, just like right there. That's an annoying. Probably the worst injury you could have. Is this from falling in Vegas? Nope, just like right there. That's an annoying. Probably the worst injury you could have. Is this from falling in Vegas? I don't know. Maybe because

yeah, maybe. Did you ever get that checked out? No, but I have like a permanent bump. Yeah, you definitely broke something I think. I don't know if it's broken. It's probably just a thing.

Here we go. Someone's going to look like a fucking idiot. You have two balloons. Who's it going to be? Okay. You're going to put an egg in a balloon.

That's gonna crack on you. That's not gonna go. This will not work. Take it off me. Do you need the other guys to hold the hole open for you so you can stick it in? Just gonna wet your finger. Yeah.

Spit on. You're gonna spit it inside. Why did you think this was gonna work damn if this worked people would be doing it every day you know what's crazy

in our face everyone outside would be doing it what's crazy is egg balloons here that's such a good idea too wait this should just be the first person

to get an egg in a balloon right let's try a different strategy let's see who can get get an egg in a balloon. Right. Let's try a different strategy. Let's see who can get the biggest item in a balloon. That's a really good idea. No, you're not going to... That ain't going to help. Your idea was put the egg in the balloon.

Yeah. He's going to need help. I think he's blew it up to stretch it. Is this what birth is like? Honestly, yes. Do you want me to hold the egg? It's similar. It's a lot of pressure.

Did you see that lady's chicken? It went viral on Twitter this past week. The chicken laid like... She's like, I heard my chicken screaming in the yard. And when I came out, it laid an egg like this fucking week. She's like, I heard my chicken screaming in the yard and when I came out it laid an egg like this fucking big. There was a watch party to watch her crack it because everyone wanted to see what was inside. Two yolks.

Has that stingray given birth yet? No. Not yet. Charlotte. Dude, I know you're on Outdoor Boys Big, which is Maybe you need to wet the egg. Fishing Garrett, the Everglades dude, is stepping his game up times 10. He's incredible.

Is he the barefoot in the swamp? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's a brave man. He's hunting a 20-foot python. He's a swamp puppy, yeah. He's getting close. He's great. He's just yoinking anacondas.

He says yoink. Yeah. I was in the kitchen today, and there was a business card from the restaurant. I might get it. Stephen Che walked in. Are they? Stephen Che walked in and said, yoink, and he picked it up. Oh.

It's funny. It's kind of funny. That's funny. Also, Indy Yak Angler. I can't put him on enough. He hasn't popped off. Oh, wait. Wait.

Holy fuck. I get it. Come on. No way. This is just getting it in a balloon. He still has to blow the balloon up. He hasn't popped off. Oh, wait. Wait. Holy fuck. I get it. Come on. No way. This is just getting it in the balloon. He still has to blow the balloon up. But getting it in the balloon is insane. Stop looking at me.

I was like an egg with a do-rag. Taking a break. I'm going to work on this balloon. This would work if you had it in there and then you put something in the balloon that would suspend it. Water might work. Yeah.

Or Purell, something like with high viscosity would work. If you do it without anything in there, it's not going to work. Okay. You just have a weighed down balloon. As soon as you drop it, boop, there it goes. Right. How do we know this doesn't work? Exactly.

Can I try? Because we have a general sense of how things work. Let me try with the other one, huh? Hey, now, why don't you let me try with the other one? Throw me an egg. Toss me a balloon. Let me try. Let me try my hand, huh?

That's a transatlantic accent. I want to try. I want to give it a go. Yeah? Toss me a balloon and an egg. It's a genetic passenger. Come on now. I want to try. I want to give it a go. Yeah. Toss me a balloon and an egg. Come on now. I really want to try with that spare balloon.

Kyle, you'd be so good at that too. Give it a go. Give it a go give it a go hey it was just right there though lying around it's like you're watching a snake swallow

how does a snake swallow what do you say keep going with that voice that actually made me too bitter Steven can you or TJ what's his

the Everglades guy name Christian Garrett right yeah I think he went to the Amazon more balloons yeah he's been to the Amazon before well you need more eggs you need more eggs.

You need more eggs. The kitchen has to have eggs, Kyle. TikTok. TikTok. This is the last egg. That's the last egg. He's not here right now. I'm in South Florida.

That thing's gross. Trying to cross the road. I don't know whoever said turtles are slow. This guy is so fast. What is this? Look at him go. I'm just glad he made it for the water safety. Poor Muscovy duck has a hook stuck in his mouth. That's why it's

important to clean up your face. He got hooked. He may be invasive, but he doesn't deserve to suffer, so I took the hook out and let him go. He ended up reuniting with his lady friend and I gave him some bread. Not too long after, I found this little duckling stuck in a parking lot. I was kind of hungry so I was thinking about eating him.

Just kidding. I found the mom across the street And I reunited them. Oh, thank God. I got this juicy He's not the first one. I've ever seen the daytime. This is a wholesome one too. Yeah, I you're all like Hey guys, I'm in the Florida ever there swamp puppies in hot pursuit of me. He definitely wants to eat me this one's built different He would not leave me alone alone he was going right for my swamp stoppers he almost got me off camera good thing i have nine lives behind me i have all these swamp puppies lined up just watching it all go down you definitely need some bang oh hey oh my god broken no it's fully intact i reversed it all right blow. Do you want to take a picture of it just to document it? Whoa.

Whoa. It works. This might work. I've never seen you wonder like this, Kyle. This might work. Kyle, will you go drop it for me? Be gentle. Gladly.

This is not going to work. It's going to work. Wait, wait, wait. Honest hypotheses. Break. What is smart people? Break. Break.

Break. Immediately. It's not going to break. It's not going to break. All right, go upstairs. What do you mean? It's... You didn't do it.

The original was it was going to... Your goal was for it not to break. You were doing the first part. It's basically just dropping an egg, except the mess won't do it. The original was it was going to... Your goal was for it not to break. You were doing the first part. It's basically just dropping an egg, except the mess won't get everywhere. Yeah, it's... It's like a.100001 centimeter of... Shaving cream would be good for this.

You need to slow the egg down somehow. There's nothing slowing the egg down. The air of the balloon, I guess? No. It's just sitting inside the balloon. Yeah. It's sitting in the base of the balloon i guess no it's just sitting outside the yeah it's sitting in the base of the balloon i wonder if helium would work helium would have a lot better chance because how would you get it in there yeah oh once the eggs in yeah i guess you could

kyle might have left yeah he just wanted it took it home where are you kyle's having an egg right now all right here he goes you got got the cameras, TJ? Yeah. Yeah, we're good. Yeah, I think throw it up. Throw it up? Oh, no. No, maybe don't throw it up. I think maybe just drop it.

Yeah, okay, maybe a little up. Why? Kyle's a legend. That's just more distance. Dude, this might work. No way. No way. Ready?

Are we good, TJ? Yeah. All right. Yeah. Ready, set, go. Wait, is that hard boiled? That ain't cracked. Is that hard boiled?

Oh, fuck you. Motherfucker. Oh, Kyle's going to be devastated. I forgot to say that part. He's going to be devastated. All right, well, maybe it will work tomorrow. It fell slower than I thought. Yeah.

I'm drafting balloons one-one. No wonder you were pushing in there so hard. I was waiting for it to crack all over him yeah that's funny nah i got you guys oh poor kyle didn't crack yeah it's a hard-boiled egg yeah everyone's going crazy upstairs oh hell yes i'm a hero wild now dotty i hope you weren't drinking that i put the egg in there. My coffee that I was finished? You can still drink that. Wait, is that one of your meal plan eggs? Yeah.

You're off the meal plan? I did ruin my diet, but it was worth it for that moment where you guys did think it didn't crack. That was amazing. That one second was worth it. Yeah, that was worth everything. Yeah, so the balloon slowed it down a little bit. Yep.

Enough. Friday's going to be fun. Friday's going to be fun. Friday's going to be a lot of fun. Because I will try to do that again with a real egg. With a real egg. Yes. I will 100% do that. Three items that we got to make sure we're not bringing in the same stuff.

Because I feel like the wheelhouse for this with our brains is quite small. Maybe we just collaborate or just one person buys shit. Okay. That would be cute. A bunch of stuff. Yeah, I'll go. No, no. Go to Michael's.

Go to a store. Go to a Michael's. I'll belt. Who here, like, in their genetic makeup is good at shopping? Maybe when we're done, we can cook the eggs. No, we can let it hatch. Ooh. And then mother it. Okay, so, yeah, we're doing it hatch. Ooh. And then mother it.

Okay, so yeah, we're doing Egg Drop Friday tomorrow. I'm excited. That was a thrill. Even though I knew it was a hard-boiled egg, you guys have to admit that was a thrill. What's winter get? Oh, that was a hard-boiled egg? Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. That was the joke. That would have cracked if it was real. We don't know. It would have gone everywhere. We'll find out tomorrow. We'll find out tomorrow.

I didn't know that. It cracked a little bit anyway. There was a piece of that. Yeah, because it was too hard. It was way too hard. When did you guys figure that out? Almost immediately. While you were upstairs.

Oh, because everyone upstairs thinks. Yeah, no, I want them to not think. A real phenomenon. I want to be a hero up there. Okay, well, play. Don't ruin it, yeah. While you were upstairs. Oh, because everyone upstairs thinks. Yeah, no, I want them to not think. A real phenomenon. I want to be a hero up there. Okay, well, play. Don't ruin it, yeah. What are the punishments? Or does the winner just get, I don't know, $10,000?

I think loser just gets an egg thrown at them. Yeah, you get an egg thrown at them. You have to have eggs thrown at you. So I think we have a tarp from the hay thing, so we'll just put a tarp out. And everybody remaining gets to throw an egg at you. Oh, from up there. So if you're the first out.

Oh, yeah. Everybody gets to drop eggs at you. Yep. Oh, shit. Loser gets to throw an egg at you. Oh, from up there. So if you're the first out. Drop eggs at you. Loser gets all the eggs. Spiring squad. You just lay underneath and then everybody drops eggs. Oh, this is gonna fucking rule. Yeah. Where do we black out in all this? I think you should just be blacked out. I think one of us

will be blacked out. They have to decide. They'll know. Alright, so what other one of us will be blacked out. They have to decide. They'll know. All right. So what other items are we going to get? Pool noodle. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, yeah.

Thanks, team. Any car, any, bring any extra cardboard you have from your house. I have cardboard. And maybe we have to construct our own. But yeah, I think

there should be bad items too. Oh, yeah. Piece of gravel. Bag of cotton balls. Bag of cotton balls would be amazing. Boxing glove. Really good.

Mike Tyson boxing glove. Oh, yeah. That stuff has a cotton in it. Oh, shit, we need our shit. I think it's here somewhere. Oh, I think the freight showed up. I have a briefcase. You're going to get an egg in a basketball?

Definitely. No, you can't get an egg in a basketball? Definitely. No, you can't get an egg in a basketball. I think I can do anything at this point. Yeah. Yeah, what? I kind of feel like I'm indestructible. Because he couldn't. I've got a challenge for you, Big Cat.

Okay. There's a balloon challenge I saw on TikTok. These nurses. It's try give someone an injection without popping the balloon. Oh, yeah. Do we have any hyperventilators? I know somebody here that would, but I can't say. Jerry, are you here tomorrow?

All right. I think we do Jerry and White Sox Dave. That's good. That will help our stats for not having to be egged. Yep. Yeah. Yep. White Sox Dave might break his as soon as it gets into his hand.

Wait, what? Sit down tell me You got a studio A real studio Congratulations Jerry I gotta build it all myself though You like doing that don't you Now hold on a second We have empty studios for a reason

So we're giving one of those up No you're not There's Studio X in the back That's used for storage right now for a reason. Yeah. So we're giving one of those up. No, you're not. There's Studio X in the back that's used for storage right now. I'm going to build it out. Studio X? That sounds so sick. It's a storage room.

It's a very... I wish you can show... I wish we can show you a separate camera, but... Where did the water shoot come from? Oh, where I parked my kid's four-wheeler. Yes. Well, there has to be a parking spot for my kid's four-wheeler.

Deal. No problem. So we're going to do, it won't be strictly Jerry After Dark. That's actually a good spot for it because you can do challenges in there. Exactly. All right. All right. That's a good.

It's a big enough space for us. Yeah, there's a big empty room. Is there a cement floor in there? Yeah. Yeah, so I'm going to redo the floors. No, don't. Why wouldn't you keep it cement? That way you don't have to clean it. I to like look presentable though you know what i mean

but why would you jerry f jerks a messy show yeah but i'm not gonna be using rug in there okay i'm gonna use vinyl in there okay okay hell yeah but it's you know i got it we got a lot of work to do but hank said i have to give him 75% of the 2K streams. I have to deal with them. Okay. Wait, so this is just Hank made a deal for himself. Hank made money. And then what about you?

I have to build it out. Fastoli has to make videos. Of you building it out? Of me building it out. Okay. You know, putting the floors, hanging up TVs, doing the walls. I like that. Yeah.

Do you need- And Hank made it clear Anybody can use the room Which they can Okay At any time Unless I have something to do I'll throw in one extra for you When you pick

Whatever day is going to be A big manual labor day Because I'm sure There's going to be one Like big one Where it's like Oh we're installing this Or something

We'll spin a wheel And we'll give you one worker Yep I love that Yeah A lot of us will work Jerry what's your Proudest build

Man Probably my mom's bathroom Did a whole bathroom Yeah probably my mom's But I'm not a good plumber I can do it But I'm better with electric Plumbing is kind of hard.

Are you licensed with electric? No. No, never. That's interesting. Okay. Never. They got YouTube for that. Never.

You can learn a lot on YouTube. Yeah. Okay, I'm excited. I'm excited, too. Yeah, yeah. I think we worked out a great deal, so we'll see. I'm going to have to wet my beak in this deal, Don Finucci style. Sure. Okay. Sure. Why don't you, after the yak, you come and look at the space? Yeah, I'm gonna have to Wet my beak in this deal Don Finucci style Sure

Okay Sure Why don't you After the yak You come and look at the space Yeah I'm gonna Thank you guys There might be a little

Spot for me somewhere Of course yeah You get a taste Yeah you gotta have a taste It is the perfect room for that Because there's just Nothing in there right now I don't even know

Where we're talking about It's like a far hall By the green screen room People say the macro dosing Studios over there I've never found it once I talking about. It's like a far hall by the green screen room. People say the macro dosing studio is over there. I've never found it once. I saw it yesterday. It's around that corner. Oh, yeah, I've never seen it.

I didn't believe in it, but I opened the door, and it was right there. That's the conspiracy. No, it was just right there in front of it. I don't think it exists. I don't think I can get back to it now, but I was in it yesterday. It was something. I don't know if you were in it. I was in it.

You asked the macro dose no she came and got me for um a dozen i think that was a crisis studio i don't think it was a real studio you're imagining all this i did have multiple rooms in that studio it was it was interesting i'm very excited to see what jerry does with this blank there's gonna be a fire yeah oh yeah this could be the ruination of the entire office well yeah that's with anything he does I'm very excited to see what Jerry does with this blanket. There's going to be a fire. Yeah, oh yeah. This could be the ruination of the entire office. Well, yeah, that's with anything he does. Jerry's probably responsible for all the cell outages right now.

Yeah. Yeah. What's going on? Are we getting under cyber attack? I think so. I think it was solar storms because I woke up scared. Wait, my phone never went out. I heard it was in the south.

Mincy said this morning it was like all phones throughout the south. That just wasn't correct. Sounded good. It sounded good. That was somebody who didn't want to talk to Mincy. You know what? I might have... Me wetting the beak might be

getting Wake Up Mincy a studio in Jerry's studio. Now we're talking. A dual studio. Now we're cooking. Whoa. A dual studio. I do dream of the world that Mincy shows up for a Wake Up Mincy the day after Jerry After Dark, but Jerry After Dark hasn't ended yet.

Correct. So there's a merging. Yeah. They're going at the same time. Now we might be cooking. Oof. Okay. We've got a lot of stuff to think about.

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What do you mean by a rock? Well, a rock would make it more difficult. You'd have to tape the rock. I think everybody should get tape and glue. Yeah. Maybe like a brown paper bag. Yeah, but yeah, there's hard items, medium, soft. And a handful of popsicle sticks. Can we cheat? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, but then there's like hard items, medium, soft. And a handful of popsicle sticks.

Can we cheat? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I will. These things we're bringing in don't have to correspond to a letter, correct? No. And we're bringing them in for ourselves. Egg? Egg?

Drop. Drop? Drop. But that's almost impossible, right? Doritos. Yeah. Ranch. Orange chicken. Honestly, a ranch dip would be great.

You put the egg in there, put the lid back on. That would work. That would work. Cheese puffs would work. Jell-O mold. What about an embryo? Embryo of any sort. Any sort of embryo.

Goo. Goo. Lob of gooo. Goo. Goo. Lob of goo. I have the best. I have a big goo kit at home and upstairs. What? I have a goo kit. What do you mean you have a goo kit?

I was trying to remind you. I bought two glue kits. You have one goo kit at home, one goo kit here. Yes. When I was a kid, I fucked with gunk, but now I have more money. Yeah. Did you ever do Gak? Oh, big time.

And Floam. Floam. Floam? Ooblik. Ooblik? What are these things? So goo is the grown person's gunk and Gak? Goo or slime. Okay.

But I'm a goo guy. I'll get home and my kids will have made a bunch of slime that day. Yeah. Oh, there's nothing worse than when my kids go to a birthday party, they come home with a bunch of goo. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of goo parties that happen.

Yeah. That's like my goo kit. You can add beads and stuff. There's like a little label so you can name your goo creation. There's a museum here at the Slu Mu. It's all goo. It's a goo museum. So my kids are obsessed with goo now.

Slime and the like. Adults are too. It's big money. There's like, Jeff D. Lowe has a goo lady, and he bought me some goo for her. He has a goo lady? He bought me a goo cube. He's got a goo cube. And then he bought me Cheeto goo.

Which is gross. Which is supposed to be scented. It's awful. That's upstairs too. There's goo that goo cube. He's got a goo cube. And then he bought me Cheeto goo. Which is gross. Which is supposed to be scented. It's awful. That's upstairs too. There's goo that crinkles. There's goo that crunches. Oh, yeah. I like the top 10 most satisfying slime.

Oh, I think, yeah. Scoop it with a... I got to bring you guys in the goo I made. I called it Mr. Toad's Revenge. And it kind of looks like the warty back of a toad. But it was the second iteration, hence the revenge. What do you do with your... Wait, that should be one of the items tomorrow.

Mr. Toad's Revenge? Yeah. I have a limited supply. Shit. Yeah, I can see that. I would like to put it in a live frog. The goo? Or the...

Drop it off the top? And drop the frog... Oh, let the frog jump. That'd be perfect. Mm-hmm. Tomorrow's going to be fun. Yeah. Great idea, Kyle.

Thank you What if we got No I don't wanna say it I'll bring in some goo tomorrow What if we put What if we got a backpack And put an egg on Piper Jones' back Oh she would land

I would let her fall She would jump I've seen cats survive Yeah cats can handle Pain as falls Should Piper Jones be an item item yeah i'm just still nervous about her debut being underwhelming dude she's already had her debut and she was a star she was a star she's been lame we might need her because we might need spork too because i guess

we do have rats now in the back really yeah well i probably had them the whole time we don't have them confirmed yet but the guy was here yesterday and he was like yeah that hay like there's he looked like uh fasoli oh no yeah he was a fasoli guy uh and he's like yeah you guys have rats there's like confirmed like, confirmed? He's like, no, but I'm just guessing, and I think, yeah. So we're fucked. Sweet. That'd be cool to have, like, a rat. We'd build, like, an obstacle course for a rat.

That would be cool. First one to catch a rat here. We each have to build a rat trap. Ooh, yeah. How long were we here before we put something out there to attract rats? Three months. You just need a cheeseball barrel and some kind of thing to lead them to it.

Yeah. Or we could just use the mouse traps. Your brain is just really firing on all sorts. I want to do this now. I know. I like catching an animal of some sort would be great. Yeah.

Like doing it sequentially. How big of an animal can we catch off the balcony? Are you still thinking eggs? I was thinking like chase and catch. Oh. One on the loose. Okay, yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Would you bring Piper?

No, Big Cat, you're murdering animals. No, I'm not. You catch them. No, you're throwing animals off this ledge. Would Piper run from us or run towards us? She'd run away. Yeah, chickens. Oh, catching a chicken?

Yeah, lubed up chicken. How does lube react to feather? Yeah, good question. We got to find out. We should try to catch some animals on a show. What's the biggest animal you think you could catch, Kyle? Has lube ever been on a feather? Oh, yeah.

I don't think so. I haven't asked about these. The biggest animal i could catch you get a loose hog what's the what's the big hog hogs are so what's none of you can catch a hog no it's a big bear a black bear or grizzly bear no i've seen i can catch a grizzly bear emperor penguin hold on time we'll have 12 beers you cannot catch a grizzly bear oh A baby probably. Yeah, he could. A baby, sure. Get a good night's sleep. A two-year-old and above grizzly bear, he can't catch.

Yeah, he could. If you knew you were doing it and you could stretch and warm up and the bear didn't know what was about to happen. Wearing the right shoes. You'd have the homeboy advantage. To tackle it. Grab it, hold it, and present it. Yeah.

Isn't that like an event at rodeos? Uh-huh. It's Grizzly Bear. I guess we'll never find out. I want a bear hand to fish. That's really hard to do. It's always been something I wanted to do. Hank said he could do that, and then he never followed through.

He also thinks he can dunk. Didn't Joe Kim Noah's dad do that? Yes. He played tennis. That's what you're thinking of. No, he never followed through. He also thinks he can dunk. Didn't Joe Kim Noah's dad do that? Yes. He played tennis. That's what you're thinking of. No, he caught a fish with his hands. Thinking of tennis. He jumped off of...

Yannick. Yannick Ngakwe. Noah. Yeah, that's also a guy. Oh man, I want to catch an animal right now so bad. There's coyotes in the parks here No way Yeah The one right down the block from me

People are posting on Facebook all the time Like watch your small dog Coyote's back again I'd fucking I'd kick a coyote So far Yeah are people scared of coyotes? Shouldn't be

Not me What are you rubbing your What Brandon what did we say? What was so offensive? It's just – you can't best a coyote. Oh, my God. Oh, what? They're glorified chihuahuas. The people in this park were like, I was playing catch,

and the coyotes were like going for the balls. That's like that big. Dude, I would kick a coyote. What coyotes are y'all thinking of? Clear. When does a coyote get this big? They're not that big in the city, I feel like. Yeah, Google a city coyote. Look at that They're not that big in the city, I feel like.

Google a city coyote. Look at that. You don't think I could kick that thing? I would chase it doing high knees. That thing would fuck me up. That's a dog. Feeding our local coyote? They're fucking around with us. They have a dog that looks like a coyote. Show us a real coyote.

There. Why are you guys yarring each other? Get off the neighbor and go yarrote there look I went on the right are each other Yeah, Brandon, come on. I'd kick, boom, boom, boom. Fuck those coyotes up. Coyotes are scared of humans. Are you thinking of hyenas? I'm with you, Brenda. You're thinking of wolves. Are you thinking of wolves? You're thinking of wolves.

Yeah. What are you people doing? Wolves. Coyotes are small. Brandon, you would destroy coyotes. Small-ish. I could just talk slowly to a coyote. They're still wild dogs, guys. It would go away. It's like, get out would destroy a coyote. I could just talk stupidly to a coyote. They're still wild dogs,

guys. It would go away. It's like, get out of here, coyote. No, no, no. That's not what you said. Could a coyote kill you? It's one thing you could scare a coyote away. I didn't say I want to. I said if a coyote was there and I had... If a coyote would catch my dog... If you and a coyote got in a fight, you'd lose.

No. No. Wrong. No, no. None of us, no. None of us. No. None of us. Come on, Brandon. Oh, my God. Brandon. All right, sure.

You're a bunch of coyote beaters. I would love to see a coyote step to me. Fucking try me. Try me. So where's the line? Huh? A Jamaican third grader. I agree. Yeah. That would just a perfect difficulty yeah to try to wrangle up and they're intimidating because it's like you know the the accent is definitely like throws you

off a little bit fast yeah yeah jamaican third grader you're right yeah exactly where it is I was thinking more like you know hyena oh oh Jamaican third grader that would be a sport I want to fight a Jamaican third grader that would be a hell of a sport

a wet one slippery as hell. Slippery Jamaican third grade. How long would that take you? A long time. I think the first would be the hardest, and it would be kind of like downhill from there. You kind of learn the tactics. Yeah.

You don't think they'd wear you down after like the third or fourth one? How many are we talking? Classroom. Oh, my God. No chance. Game over. Yeah. Talking about just being a teacher.

These days. I mean. Kids don't. Kids stopped listening. And I'm sorry, Kate. I'm sorry, Big Cat. No, yeah, you're right. Your kids.

They're in a tough era for schooling. Yeah. Screwed. I did buy my kids. I found them on Amazon. They're like little, kind of like go-karts, but the front of them are Swiffers. Whoa. Cleaning my floors. That's brilliant.

Teachers are breaking down. They're like, I give up. Yeah. I can't doers. Whoa. Cleaning my floors. That's brilliant. Teachers are breaking down. They're like, I give up. Yeah. Can't do anything. They run the class. I would rather work for Barstool Sports. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Fuck y'all. I'm going to shoot free throws. Yeah. I'd rather drive in the middle of the night to shoot free throws. How's Tate showing up soon hello hello

hello alright so he didn't just lean over and pluck it out he like went in there wait was that a camera cut it definitely was no Lean over and pluck it out. He like went in there. Wait, was that a camera cut? It definitely was. No! That's sick.

No! Fake, that's a dead fish. No! That's a dead fish. I believe it. He's shaking it. Fake, that's a dead fish. Take a bite. Take a bite out of it. What? Did he bite it?

I think he did. Did it? I think he bit it. That fish is dead. This is the fakest thing I've ever seen. He's shaking it. He jumps in the water with no... No, he's not.

That's a dead fish. He's shaking his hands. Yeah, fake. He's hamming fish. He's shaking his hands. Yeah, fake. He's hamming it up too much. Damn it. Che, were you buying that? Dude, that's 100%. You see him jump into the water.

Oh, no. Yes, you see him jump. I'm going to back Che that when I first saw it, I thought it was real, but on the second review. He jumps into the water with nothing in his hands. He's in the ocean. There's a dead fish down there that he already put down there. And there was a camera cut.

That fish was squirming. The camera cut was an Instagram story, 15 seconds. Fake still. It's short again. Let me see the end. That fish was waiting down there for him. What are you talking about? How would that have worked?

Look at the sea. What do you mean, look at the sea? What the fuck does that mean? It's not like the bottom of a pool. He's got something down there, either holding it or he goes and gets it. Maybe he's got it in a cage down there. Yeah, easily.

That looks like a pretty deep area. The way to tell, go to his page. If he's a content creator, it's probably bullshit. Look at him wiggling that. He's shaking it. And then he bites it. Look, he's doing this. Come on, he's acting. He nibbled that thing.

That's so fake. You guys cannot. That's so obviously fake. But wait a minute, Steve's right. Look at the sea. Yeah, what did that mean? There's water. He can't just put it on the bottom of a pool. Yes, he can just

have a bucket down there covered or he can have a cage or something. He can have that thing just sitting down there at the bottom of it. It's probably like 10 feet deep. I don't know how deep it is. No, I choose to believe this is really cool. I don't want to hate on this video. That's so impossible. It's awesome.

One of the best videos I've ever seen. What? Highlight of 2024 what that's a wildly impressive one of us could recreate that one of the best videos you've ever seen yes i believe that is real and that is an incredible video tj find someone really catching a fish with their hand that is crazy that he set up the camera just to die he was just filming himself diving in the water and then coming out of the water which is a very i mean i do that all the time every time i go swimming i know i put up my camera he got extremely lucky there was a fish in the area yeah and he's lucky that it was it within

the frame too the perfect straight away here he's outside of the frame five feet away in frame it was right in frame he was filming he caught it with his bare hands one bite of the frame. Five feet away in frame. It was right in frame. He was filming. He caught it with his bare hands. One bite of the neck. And it's notoriously easy to hold a fish in water. This is, what is it, noodling? Oh, noodling, yeah. Yeah, noodling's fine. Yeah.

But this is real. Yeah, this is real. You put your hand in their mouth. I've done this before. Noodling scares the shit out of me. You've done noodling? Yeah, I've tried. I've not succeeded, but I've gone.

Look at that. Scares the shit out of me. Yeah, she's up to the kill. She's deep, deep gone. Look at that. Scares the shit out of me. Yeah, she's deep. She's deep, deep. Usually you just grab. Oh, she's all in there. Elbow deep. Vince Carter.

I think that fish is eating her. A fish won. Oh, man, Steven. Your brain has been broken from the game right now percentage that that video is real that you you go 100 yep i choose to believe in steven the way he was flopping it that's the noises all right i believe that's an alive fish swimming, holding a fish in the water that is actually fighting you. You can't do it. Grabbing a fish in the water.

That guy is a professional athlete. I don't see why not. Skills translate. Hitting a tennis ball and grabbing a fish. He's starting to come back around. He's starting to make some points that I'm kind of agreeing with. No, you're not. You can't.

Eye coordination. It's a real thing. He's also 60? Fox News wrote an article about it. It's real. Wait, that was Yacoum Noah's dad? Yannick Noah. Did you say his name?

What's his name? Yocoum? Yacoum? Yeah, that was Yannick. Oh, I didn't know that. French tennis player. So you know he's athletic. Oh, see?

Okay. Steven? All right, what's that first headline so you guys can go ahead and, since everything is real. Lawyers for the Clinton campaign. Clinton campaign paid to infiltrate Trump Tower. So everything here is real? Yep. Okay.

That happened. Wait, so what's the last ad? I probably do. I got it. paid to infiltrate trump tower so everything everything here is real yep okay that happened wait so what's the last ad i probably did i got it nick's got it nicky nicky you guys like movies oh yeah and you'll love land of bad land of bad is a heart-pounding action-packed film that'll keep you on the edge of your seat action reloaded says buckle up for land of bad a pulse-pounding thriller the film captures a mission that goes awry and liam hemsworth plays a young jtac airman best rely on a drone pilot played by russell crowe who's his eyes in the sky the film shows a close-knit brotherhood that develops between soldiers the mantra of leave no one behind is deep-rooted and all that serve

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Squirm. The sour gummy worms. Oh. I'd go for a Coke Icy right now. Why don't we have an Icy machine in here? Coke Icy and some movie theater popcorn. Why don't we have a movie theater popcorn set up? Yeah.

You're a butter guy. Yeah, why don't we drench them? Come on. The Mostly Sports Studio having that would smell so good. Should we do a movie day? Yeah, project it. What if we just, yeah, just watched a movie and people could just watch our movie? People could watch us watching a movie.

A movie theater sized popcorn. Hold on, let me see how much it costs. Movie theater. We should do a movie day. I bet it is shockingly expensive. Popcorn machine. I don't want one of those little shit. No, an actual one.

No, a real one. You might have to go gamble with Dana White again. Those things require so much fucking cleaning. Oh, that's always the answer, and I hate it, because I wanted to get a fucking frozen yogurt machine. I think that's Diet TJ trying to talk us out of it. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. You can't resist the temptation.

Popcorn's good. It's so hard to upkeep. Popcorn's good. I worked at a movie theater for a year. That was by far the worst part. Just throw it away. Popcorn guy, the office man. Throw it away.

Throw it away. Buy a new one. Throw it in the back of the rats. Let's get 100 of them. It's like an hour to clean. Let's buy 100 disposable popcorn machines. You throw it away. You buy a new one.

You never clean it. Ever. It's the American way. Okay. $637. Paragon Theater at Pop 8. Professional machine. Does this look like it's... I don't know if it looks big enough.

I guess it looks okay. How much is it? That's 600. Oh, God. That sounds like the perfect amount for an authentic one. Well, show it to everybody else. I don't want to be the judge. How many square feet of popcorn does it make?

Yeah, you can put it up. How many square feet? How do you... Square feet. How do you measure? I mean, it looked pretty good. The popcorn in it looked pretty good. Put some M&M's in there, some butter.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Do we also have to buy one of those butter dispensers that pours it down? Yes. No, it's in there. What would be the perfect add-on? Oh, it wasn't. Aside from butter, if you had to pick.

Old Bay. Old Bay? Yeah. Yeah, Old Bay would be great. i think parmesan cheese would be good i don't like i don't like that when people get all fucking crazy with their popcorn i do like finding a specialty popcorn store though that has chicago chicago has great yeah all right what do we think oh i love that i want to be that radically and how big is this so i don't think it's that big eight ounce

what does that mean eight ounces of kernels that you put into the thing they have that at a burwood how many how many yeah this would be like bar yeah like a bar popcorn yeah which isn't the same yeah yeah no burwoods is good they brown their butter yeah it's so good i say no that's where seth his birthday Oh yeah the big Seth bash I heard all about it Are you guys talking about Burwood Tap? Yeah I love that bar

It's where Seth had his birthday I used to go there all the time It's a good place I'm supposed to play Euchre with him one day Seth's my boy. Euchre guy. Wait, who's that guy who was here that one day? Friday?

You thinking of Jerry? Oh, Oren Veit. Oren. That's Oren. Oren Veit. Oren Veit. Who's that? That's our professional wrestler.

That's our independent wrestler guy who's a big fan of mostly sports, and he was here. Oh. And he just stayed through the act. He had a show at Reggie's. Got it. But Seth is my boy, my out-of-work friend, and I'm not bringing him around. I'm not tainting him with my co-workers. Have him roll up.

Hell no. Sounds like a fucking cool-ass dude. Yeah, he's- Wait, so am I buying this popcorn machine? I say no. I don't think it's big enough. Kyle would love Seth. I know all- Yeah, but I know all about him.

You know he can play guitar? Yes. Yeah, I think we can go bigger. Yeah. Yes. Has to be a closed movie theater that has its popcorn machine that's fine. Why don't we steal one? Now we're talking. This one I just searched. It says professional series popcorn machine. Looks fine. Why don't we steal one? Wait, but this one I just searched. It says Professional Series Popcorn

Machine. Looks like the same size. Yeah, but it's the Professional Series. Oh, 16 ounces, $2,000. Oh my god. Yeah, just get a trampoline instead. Well, we could get a trampoline. Kyle said that. Oh wait, Pogo Harry

hit me up. The Professional Pogo sticker. He wants to come p up. The professional pogo sticker. He wants to come pogo. That would be, if you've never seen it in person, it's like so much. Are you Kate? I'm Kate. Don't do this. Nope.

Sorry, hair. Got to make him sing while he does it. Maybe. So I'm at the Ren Fair. Yep. Oh, shit. I found one for 10 grand. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's the one for $10,000. Oh yeah.

That's the one. Wait, what is $10,000 about it? Can you dive into it like Scrooge McDuck would into coins? God. The other one made 167 servings. Is that right? Maybe the first one was fine. Per hour.

Oh shit. That's fast. 167 SPH. I just would like to have it be going all the time. I found one for fine. Per hour. Oh, shit. That's fast. 167 SPH. I just would like to have it be going all the time. I found one for 22 grand. Oh. Go ahead and get that one then, Titus. Yeah.

Here, I'll send it to TJ. Well, TJ can't afford that. Yeah, he can. Yeah. Yeah, I can't. Skinny TJ can. Oh, it retails at $37,000 oh

pretty much giving it away we're saving a lot of money that's like a a Hyundai Elantra yeah yeah we do need a popcorn machine

though this is not gonna this is the site that I found it on look at $20,000 these look more like the ones mine had two two doors two like ovens on it though what do the ovens do two kettles but like that's also takes up a lot of space i gotta go back to

what mook said what we should probably steal it yeah mission impossible this shit let's do a movie day no no let's rent out a movie theater let's nine of eight of. Six of us go watch the movie. Two of us have to steal the popcorn machine. I think if you dress like a couple of maintenance workers and pretend it. They probably won't notice it's me. Just here to work on the old popcorn machine. They would absolutely like you. Yeah, we got to take it for repairs.

I feel like all you need is a clipboard to get in anywhere. There was a guy who dressed like a McDonald's ice cream machine fixer guy, and he went in fixing McDonald's ice cream machines, and he did not work for That man's a hero. Yeah. Look how big that boy is. This is similar to what we had. That looks like you could walk around in it. Yeah. KB, isn't that your thing?

That's KB's. Yeah. He's addicted to those machines. Wait, yeah, why don't we just get that one? It makes perfect I mean, yeah, what is that? Yeah, we could fit a human in there. Imagine if we had a popcorn machine the size of this room, and we were just sitting in it. Like Scrooge McDuck.

Talking, yeah. Yeah. And popcorn was popping around us. In some sort of doubloon. Mincy would drown. Yep. He'd find a way. Good.

$22,000. Yeah, this is not going to end until I buy one. Just buy the $600 one. If it doesn't work, you can go buy the more expensive one. Yeah, we can just keep it. Just your money. Let's just pimp out the cheaper one. Yeah, add some screens or something.

Yeah, we can exhibit them. We can get models. Yeah. What was your favorite exhibit song? I was Concentrate. I didn't even know. I knew he was a rapper, but don't know any of his music. He was on Purple Pills

with them, right? Was he on Purple Pills? Maybe he wasn't. Okay. X going to give it to you. That's my favorite. There we go. Yeah. Alright, I'm going to buy this. The $600 one?

Yeah. I'm going to buy 800 popcorn cups. Yeah. That seems... Do they go bad? Do they go stale? Yeah, that's pretty loud. That'll go fast.

I think so. This place is going to smell like burnt popcorn day one. Amazing. I would like, what if we got a baby pool, filled it with popcorn, and we can't leave the show until we eat the whole baby pool. No, we'll eat popcorn day. Yeah, I know we did popcorn day, but. I might dive in.

Something about. Y'all ever think y'all were just big fat dicks on popcorn day? No. Popcorn day was great. Cliff DeMartino might have gotten us a plug for a popcorn machine. I just was about to hit submit. And Cliff DeMartino also has like little parachutes for a popcorn machine. I just was about to hit submit. And Cliff DeMartino also has, like, little parachutes for you. Wait, what?

Hold on. That's just a photo. He also was just asking about- Whoa. Whoa, not Clark. It's on Clark. Now, wait a minute. Okay.

Woman-owned business. Really? I see it on their billboard. Yep. Oh. Now, hold the- Big-ass bag of- Oh.

Now, hold the goddamn- Wait a goddamn minute here. Of course. So should the... Big-ass bag. Oh. Now hold the goddamn... Wait a goddamn minute here. Of course. So should I not hit? Did he have to get that? Put Paul's on that one. You think so? That's one serving.

Now, I would like to be clear with Nuts on Clark that we want to be able to make our own popcorn. Right. The math checks out. Hold off on it. But wait. Yes? Holding off on it. Hey, now, what if they just come in and service it?

What do you mean the math checks out? What's the math? How did math get here? Leave it to him. Math checks out. It does. What's the math? I'm going to scream today.

I'm like a patient guy. Nothing about today. They give us a popcorn machine. It's going to be a whole show. It's basically the equivalent of the cost of the popcorn machine. What they're paying for it, I'm sure, is going to be actually at discount from what sponsoring an entire show would be. That's a fair trade.

It's a barter deal. All right, so then get on it. All right, I'll get in touch with Cliff. Well, no, get in touch with Nuts on Clark. Just save that. I will, but I'll go through Cliff, yes. It sounds like Cliff has a person there. So, yes.

Yeah, they would have to come in and teach us how to use it. And then one of us would have to be Popcorn Boy or Girl. And that comes with an outfit. You can't just just work the machine it's like a candy striper yeah i'd be popcorn boy you'd be popcorn boy i mean you get in here earliest yeah that would be nice dude if i had a responsibility to make popcorn as soon as i got here because one of them that would be your job i know one of the big things i get here sometimes you need to wear the little

hat it's either work out or just sit. So I just sit. And if I had something to do, though, that would be fun. I got to get the corn going. Yep. And I could see you being real protective of the machine. And I'd love that. No, you do another option. It's work out or sit or just walk around looking for people.

No, if I see you. You did that today. No, no, no, no. That's not looking for people. If I see your car and you beat me here, I'm like, oh, I'll dan i was being nice i didn't know you were gonna be on the phone when i got up there so it looked like i was just awkwardly walking around oh okay that checks out yeah would it talk to you so what so now not just hold off on the popcorn you know how i get guys so yeah what is our business

something gets in my head i want to buy it right now. How are we obtaining this? That's Stephen Chase. The math checked out. Stephen, you have until. How are you on it? Stephen, you have until the end of this day. End of day, okay, not close of business on it.

Should we get DiMartino on the phone? I think we need to eliminate the middle man. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. Shout out Cliff. That's what I'm saying. Shout out, Cliff. That was awesome. But let's get nuts on Clark. End of day, I need to have a firm.

We're going to get one. Otherwise, I'm buying. I'm already talking with Cliff, and he's getting me the contact info. We'll have a resolution soon. Was he sending you their Twitter? No. Oh, okay. He's got the plug.

Cliff's got the plug. All right. I should never doubt No. He's got the plug. I should never doubt Cliff. Cliff always has the plug. The guy is plug. He was your sign plug, wasn't he, Brandon? Yes. This might be my favorite Stooley ever. He's got it all. He's gone the gauntlet where it's like,

at first when he bought Kate's boobs, I was like, this guy's weird. Then I met him in person. I was like, he's not that weird. I met him again. I was like, yeah, I like him. Now he might get his popcorn machine. He might be number one stoolie. What'd you do to your boobs? Press them in paint or something? Yeah, I smashed them.

That was when you could buy them at a penny stock. But then we found out he's normal. He's super nice. Comes in clutch from time to time. Yeah. You think your boobs are hanging up at his house? Oh, yeah. Every now and then he's like, they're still up in my office or whatever.

Oh, yeah, he does a real good job, doesn't he? Yeah. He's a damn smart guy. Right. He was here when they were building it, right? He had some kind of something to do with it. I don't know what I'm saying. I think he did the cameras in the urinals.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, man. Thank God we took that camera cameras in the urinals. Yeah, that's it. Oh, man. Thank God we took that camera out of the fucking shower. Bobby Porter took a shower there. I held back being like, you know, there used to be a camera there. What do you think about this shower? That the one of the heirs of Bucky's, he did that to his house.

He was like. Oh, really? Yeah, he had like the party house or whatever because he's like a young heir of Bucky's. So he'd have all the people come back to his house and he'd be like, use my bedroom. Use this bathroom. Oh, no. Kirby Puckett. Sick puppy.

I'll still use Bucky. Bad guy. Kirby Puckett. Kirby Puckett. Bad guy. Kirby Puckett. Oh, Kirby Puckett? Bad guy. Kirby Puckett. Oh. Legend. Hidden cameras?

He had incredible range in center field, guys. Yeah. I mean, he was awesome. Really good athlete. But not better baseball player than guy. Can you look it up, TJ? He was the hidden camera guy? I think he had a...

He also, I think, just straight up arred. Oh. Wait. That's also bad. Like aard. Oh. Wait. That's also bad. Like a pirate? Oh. Aard. Yeah.

Did he aard? Much like a pirate. I don't want to throw out the accusation for Puckett yet. It's like a come on out situation. What he was doing, hidden cameras. At his restaurant, I think. Look it up. Oh, God.

Don't slander a dead man. In his restaurant. Did he die because of dip? Oh, he's dead. No, I think he had an eye cancer. Oh, you sure it wasn't dip? Who died of dip? Was that Tony Gwynn?

Tony Gwynn. Let's find out some Kirby Pockets stats real quick. Sometimes in a changing room, I like to look around and just say, I know. Oh, really? I'm aware. Okay. Two children, divorced in 22. Weight increased to 300 pounds. That's fine. Broke the woman in the bathroom. I'm aware. Okay. Two children, divorced in 22. Weight increased to 300 pounds.

That's fine. Groped a woman in the bathroom. All right. Fifth degree. What? Has that many degrees? Yeah. What?

Was accused of groping a woman in a restaurant bathroom. Was charged with false imprisonment. Oh. This is a camera. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so he didn't do the cameras. So he's.

Oh, he's a good guy. Yeah. He's innocent. Yeah, a little sexual assault. Oh. Wait. Threatened to kill her. Yeah, but I didn't do the cameras. Oh, he's a good guy. He's innocent. Yeah, a little sexual assault. Threatened to kill her on Monday. Yeah, but I don't see cameras. Yeah, we're good. Kirby sucks.

Damn. Kirby suck it. There's been so many leaks going around on Twitter. It'd be so funny if we leaked Bobby Portis. Barstool Sports leaks Bobby Portis is caught. And what other leaks? Bobby Althoff? That was AI.

But it's AI, yeah. That's a slippery, slippery slope. I'm not touching that. It's fucked up. At the same time, do you all want to talk about her a little bit? I don't know much about her. It seems like you might want to, Brandon. She went very quick to the get a little bit famous divorce.

I would participate in a group discussion about her is what I'm saying. I don't know enough to talk on it. I thought she was funny and then I kind of have been like, eh. I don't understand what an industry plan even is. How do you get chosen for that? Is that somebody who just knows people within i think i love her do you oh okay okay well we started the conversation i think i think i might love her yeah was this before yeah all of it i something i'd something about her man i

she's single i'll say it. Yeah. She has one. She has one larger breast. That's her whole thing. She has a lot. One breast is way, way bigger. Apparently, she slept with Drake. Well, that was the rumor for the divorce.

Yeah. And then Drake leaked his. The rumor was that the husband found that video on her phone. You know a lot about her. Yeah, Brandon's tapped in. I am prepared to participate in a group discussion about Bobby Althoff. What's happened to him? What's your favorite?

I love this. All right, all right. Sound off. What's your girl Brecky up to? I'm off Brecky. Streaming with Jinxie. That's not really what I'm trying to. I'm not on that Brecky vibe anymore. just i don't know something something about her if you guys

want to discuss what we could i don't know i don't know much about her just an accessibility tour but you only want to talk about if we do it's an excessively hot thing and then sometimes you'll look at her and you're like, okay, well, that's a funny interview. And then you'll look at her in another picture and you're like, god damn. Wait, wait, what do you mean accessibility? Like you think you have a chance with her. I'm just saying that there's, you know, I don't see these walls that are put up between

those celebrities. Who is she interviewed? I don't really know who she's interviewed other than Drake and all the rappers and all the other guys but you know it is what it is. She had Wiz Khalifa on recently. Yeah and they were talking about you know does he work for his kid or something and she thought do you work

for your kid and then whatever. It was funny it was very clever and charming on her part. I agree. The Bobby Lee one was my favorite. We're due for a wet wheel so I just wanted to make sure you're on the wheel. Yeah, thanks for hopping on the show, Hank. Yep, thanks for having me. Good appearance. Yeah.

All right. You're dismissed. Still sitting there. Wait, what? We haven't spun the wheel yet, but anytime someone appears on the show, they have to be on the wheel. Oh, great. Yeah, so that was just a point.

All right, you guys. Thanks, Hank. You got our odds better. Good stuff. We have Jerry. Fasoli was in here. Do you have to sit? Was Mincy here today?

No, Mincy. He's just communicated via text, right? That's right. So you really have the hots for her? Not what I said at all. Okay. I simply said. Would you take her to a hockey game?

If you guys wanted to. I'd fuck the shit out of her. No. No, if you guys wanted to discuss... We could discuss. Her growing stardom and everything, I would be willing. How old is she? She could be 29, 39, 19.

I don't know. She's got two kids. She says one of her kids' names is Concrete. That's funny to me. Yeah. Concrete? Yeah. So, okay.

Well, there you go. Bad names. Two kids. I mean, she... Did you love her before she got divorced? I didn't know she was married. I knew nothing about her. Yeah, she got divorced pretty quickly in the spectrum of fame.

Yeah. Yeah, never a good sign. Brandon, FaceTime me later. We'll go over this. All fair. He doesn't have your phone number. Yeah, he does. I'll have to find it.

Fuck you. I know it starts with a two. Yep. That's good enough. Yep, that's me. 2 Yep that's me I'm going to put you in I think you've earned it Is everyone here in? Thanks brother In fact if I go to the group chat there's still 3 numbers Outstanding that I just don't know what they are

I think Zaz won Zaz definitely won I don't remember I don't type Z's a lot. What does that mean? Getting started typing the Z. He doesn't type Z's a lot. No one does. Least common.

Are you going to sit here and say you type a lot of Z's? I do when I watch Brandon Walker content. Oh! Fall back. Oh, shit. Wow,ven really liked that one he was giving look at that oh uh the ones i don't have from the yak i have five in the yak group chat that i don't have i got sass who's not entered um we also have a lot obi nolan is still in the group chat oh hell

yeah and he will be forever. Quiggs, Za, and Mook. I know who they are, so I don't need to enter them. But you know what? I'm entering Za and Mook right now. Remember we had that random girl in our group chat? Big T just got in yesterday. Oh, yeah. No, I'm still there. Big T's in our group chat? No, he's not. What? No. No, in my phone. Oh.

No, we had a random girl. Who was that? Tyler O'Day brought her in? Tyler O'Day, maybe. Is O'Day still fucking around? He's not in there. He's not in there. Okay.

No, it's just Brandon, Colby, Connor, Kate, KB, Sass, Titus, Mook, Nick, Quigs, Roan, Che, TJ, Zah. So that's everybody who's still in there. I got to toss Seth in there, honest to God. You wouldn't. I'll steal him i know now you can't cross crew dude we've been over this you know i'm so fast i don't know why sass isn't in there i gotta go and put sass in yeah he's up and comer put a little sass in there what's your last

individual text to sass uh good good question um good solid solid question you guys going fishing this summer of course i would hope so for content though because i want to watch that um out of context friday january 19th sass texted me and said i didn't know there was a sixth brother that also killed himself. What? Oh, that's got to be about Iron Claw. Yeah. That was the last text sent between us. Oh, Iron Claw is about the Von Erickson's? Yeah, the Von Erickson's.

Oh, yeah, I got to see that. I heard it's a little sad. You'll cry. I know one person who went to it and did not cry. Steven, right? Yep. cry the only i i know one person who went to it and did not even right yep i mean it's a story of a family of five brothers and four of them die prematurely by their own most of them by their own choice oh che that doesn't make it any less sad i mean no certainly certainly it is but like makes it sadder because you see what drives them to do it. That makes it more sad, Steve.

Steven cannot weep for anyone who dies by their choice. I probably should not have not proceeded with this conversation. It's Steven Piper, I do. There was one very, there is one very sad point at the end, which I agree with Brandon about. The last 45 minutes, you just, I couldn't stop crying. There's not one moment. There's 45 minutes of it.

It's because you're a baby. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm normal. Would you say what they did was a little bit cowardly? Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Spit the wheel, TJ.

A shiver went down my spine When I heard the click For the mic to turn on You're kind of warm You're getting warmer You're warm Some aspects But in some other aspects Cold

Oh We're good We're fucked tomorrow You should just tell Hank He has to get wet Alright so egg drop day tomorrow Yeah You're good. I'll whip it. We're fucked tomorrow. You should just tell Hank he has to get wet. All right, so egg drop day tomorrow. Yes.

I'm so excited. We'll text and discuss items. We'll send pictures of things from our place we could bring. Three items, right? We'll just all bring shit. We'll just be open communication. Yeah, bring shit, and then we'll just draft it, and someone will be the Egg Bowl champion. I'm going to drop Barstool Barstool off the fucking balcony.

Oh, hell yeah. It's going to be an item. He'd do it. Yeah. Yeah. He's put on a little helmet. I don't. Probably already up there.

What's that? Ruckus. Sounded smokes related. Who's Yarin? People are having. There's much ado going on. Yeah. It's been.

I kind of like that camera angle where you can see both floors. Yeah. See us. That's perfect for egg drop. Who's Yarin up there? There's Smokes. He's Yarin. What was that? What are they doing?

Are they just fucking playing games? McCarthy. Rick. But I hear's McCarthy. Shit. Rick. But I hear like cutlery. I like. Hey, smokes. He bagged a lady in her 30s. What?

Smokes. And so that's the best. And I'm glad that he's come around on us 30s ladies. 30 year olds. Yeah. Smokes. How's he not? Smokes!

Smokes! I just want to see him. What's going on up there? Hey, buddy. No, don't come down here. No, don't come down. Don't come down. Don't come down.

Communicate from there. We want to interview you right here. Lean over. We need a little bucket that we can pull, like a pulley system. Oh, messages, yeah. You fuck a 30-something? Huh? Did you fuck a 30-something?

Yeah, I'm fucking 30-something. Nice. Yeah, it's nice. It's great. What happened to your girlfriend? There's a new one every week. New one every week. That's not true.

He's lying now. Damn. You're lying. Oh, don't forget his sister comes tomorrow, right? I wouldn't hate it if Rick just pushed him. Yeah. Just a little splat right in front of him. Splat.

That'll make the funniest noise. We should make smokes jump tomorrow. It's part of the egg drop. On his head. Who would make the funniest noise? It's he. Yeah, of course. It's he would the egg drop. On his head. Who would make the funniest noise? Mitzi! Yeah, of course. Mitzi would bounce back up to the second floor.

That or, like, it would be like a Looney Tunes injury. He'd walk off like bacon. With his accordion legs, yeah. What would come out of him? I don't know. Probably candy. Probably. Yeah, he's just a...

Mardi Gras beads. It would be like coins, like, when Sonic gets hit by, like, spikes. Yeah. Yeah, he's just a Mardi Gras beans. It would be like coins when Sonic gets hit by spikes. All right. We'll see everyone tomorrow. Egg drop Friday. Couldn't be more excited. See ya.

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