The Yak - Brandon Has Over 1,000 Action Figures Hoarded In His Basement | The Yak 7-30-25

Episode Date: July 30, 2025

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ad read right at the top now? A lot of enthusiasm there Brandon. What was it I feel like I read it with the same gusto it's always read with I it's a very matter of fact thing that Roebuck. You're watching the- I'm picking Nets, I'm sorry. Are you gonna pick Nets all day? I kinda like that. I don't know. It's one of the new segments we're doing today.

If you're gonna watch the yeah. Pick a Nets and sniffing kids. We're sniffing kids too. Yeah. Hey T-Bob. Playing the role of Eddie today will be T-Bob A-Bear. What's going on, y'all? Thank you, thank you.

I love Chicago. You moved your shelves. Yeah. Well, I, we were, it was never going to be a permanent thing. We were just a, and, and the boys are not here today. The boys will be back tomorrow. Nick KB and Dan. I actually, I don't know that I know Dan will be back tomorrow. I don't know about Nick and KB. Uh, I think they will, but I'm not sure. Kate, what in the fuck are you doing? She's staying warm. What is, what did I, Danny moves our seat. No sure Kate. What in the fuck are you doing? She's staying warm You guys are paranoid also Titus isn't freaking out. Yeah glad I'm Roback active where it makes it so much easier to move around. Yeah, she's got her reactive

We're on you're barely in the shot now said he wanted to work out more. It's private scoot just keep Yeah scoot just keep scooting. Keep going until you have wood under your feet. It's more of a fetish thing. So Dan and them will be back tomorrow and when we were doing the shows last week and I had that around me I couldn't see them. I couldn't see Nick and I couldn't see Dan. Is that a bad thing? It's still there if we ever want to pull it up and Dan's guy Dom is just the fucking most righter die do. He's a keeper. Yeah, he's like I said I said

Can you can you move it in the morning? He said yeah? I'll move it and he said do you want me to put it on wheels in case you ever want to move it around you? It's like Sure Dom, but not now well. Well. We'll do that legend So I really believe he's out there somewhere looking for to make this mobile. Oh, yeah, where this can just yeah I think you get like a motorized chair, like a, you know, and you can just, like a- Just attach it to a scooter and you can ride it.

Yeah. Scooter's the word I was looking for. Is this- Is this enabling though? Like you give a hoarder the ability to make his hoard mobile. I think the approach- And all of a sudden like what- I think the whole show's an enabling show. I think the approach we're trying to go with T-Bob is making Brandon smoke the whole pack. to make his horde mobile. And all of a sudden, like, what strengths does he have left?

I think the approach we're trying to go with T-Bob is making Brandon smoke the whole pack. And I think it's going to backfire because Brandon has an appetite for the whole pack. Yeah. And he's actually just going to smoke the whole pack and be like, that was fucking awesome. Now he's just going to be a guy who smokes a whole pack. Give me another pack. Yeah. I did.

Brandon, you've moved, what, 17 times in your adult life a lot Yeah, since since oh oh five or oh six. I believe I'm of the 11 12 times So is the horde a result of you becoming a superstar Brandon fucking Walker? Like is that a recent thing? No, well, yeah, did you move the horde with you all 17 times? So during during the the the sports rider days when I was not making anything and making peanuts, the only things I was able to really collect were starting lineups because they're cheap. And you saw the starting lineups collection. You have a fucking awesome collection of starting lineups dude. But I would collect those. You have literally thousands

of them? Yeah. They're everywhere bro. Any athlete you could imagine. You can get them for $5. Sometimes you'll see them in a barrel for a dollar I'm sure today there'll be some dollar starting lineups, but I would collect that and then 2019 when I got the break that I didn't deserve and I got here and money started coming in a little bit better I started branching out to other things and so the starting line of collections always been there though It's always been there. The cheap the cheap starting lineups are where they are the backbone have at your house always been there. The cheap starting lineups are the backbone. You have at your house, estimate the number of starting lineup action figures. Probably not. In the thousands, probably 1500.

How many dolls do you have? Probably 1500, and they are action figures. Probably 1500. This is my strange addiction territory. No, T-Bob. They're tasteful. No, no, they're great. So I want to give Brandon brownie points for this. First off, they're unboxed, so he's not overly precious about them, right? This isn't like all of them are. So they're unboxed and so they're all standing up next to each other and it's very dynamic

and they're covering a table here and then shelves around the entirety of the basement. It's pretty badass looking. Like, if you like looking, do y'all ever watch like YouTube videos of collections? Like the creepy doll people. I love... Yeah, anything. Creepy dolls, nerd stuff. I love looking at collectors. And he's bordering on YouTube, like YouTube ability. Wow. With his starting lineups. I'm going to do it soon. I'm'm gonna do the YouTube tour of the whole place. You accused us of enabling T-Bob.

I feel like that was the most enabling thing. Yeah, no, no, no. God, as you feel like his collection's badass. I think his hoard is awesome. You too. Just do it. No, I think his hoard is awesome. I'm just saying I've never conceptualized

giving a hoarder the ability to move the hoard, to make it move as Dom was doing. A mobile hoard. A mobile hoard. And that's what Dom has done this morning. He said, I'll put it on wheels for you. So, all right, well, we'll see. But anyway, Dom did that.

Speaking of mobile hoards, Rone and the wonton Don are leading a hoard through, I guess they're in Manhattan, right? I don't know where theyorde through, I guess they're in Manhattan, right? I don't know where they are now. Yes, they're in Manhattan. Yeah, we're checking in with them now. So there's a- I was watching like five or 10 minutes ago,

they were trying to get people to speak foreign languages. That seems to be one of their missions right now, is to get five languages represented. They're brown bagging it. Hell yeah. They hit 50K, 50K was their marker to start boozing. Okay, they're bruising now I saw a video of them drinking out of a fire hydrant earlier. So why is a So wantons booze and rones not quite busy

Any idea where they might be how far into the journey do we have like a graphic Manhattan? We should we zoom in them if I had we don't have to bother him, but I think hold on they're maybe about to be at Central Park Area the north end of Central Park we get my bearings because what time is it now? They started at 9? One o'clock there now so so they've been going four hours. Oh, it's not a wait a minute, so no they're definitely They got a Sensor he's just said the word Central Park. Yeah, he said we're nowhere near Central Park. What are the what are the alcohol rules in states? Because I'm like, I just always thought you were allowed to walk around

alcohol in your from New Orleans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even in Louisiana, I was like getting hammered just walking around with a cup full of tequila in a grocery store one time This is North Louisiana and my buddies like what the fuck are you doing? I don't know. What do you mean? I don't know cuz I just lived in New Orleans. Like can you carry that in a brown paper bag? Here's the thing T Bob and a lot of people don't know this there are no laws in New York City Okay, there you can do whatever you could I do that in Chicago. No, I wouldn't okay, right maybe But New York City, I'm pretty sure they'll be fine

Yeah, we took a weird turn after kovat with the carryout cocktails I think ever since then we were like fuck it the rules got kind of blurred Yeah, I think a lot of laws stopped her in Cove. Yeah, like is football tailgating technically So I know I know like if you're if you're drinking and the parking lot are you technically Yeah, like it's soldier is kind of risky if you're walking the ramps with it But then once you get to the parking lot, you're fine, but that's why you're doing cups usually right? It's like it's like an open-air drug market right technically illegal but Accepted but you got to catch me first like that cops might be like throw that away, but they've got bigger fish to fry

Yeah, you're usually in the clear unless they're super bored. Because I remember, Rohn did get a vehicle ticket on his bike. Oh, that's right. For a small infraction. So sometimes, if they're bored enough, they'll get you. But it's rare. I think that was during COVID when they didn't have anything to do. Or at least close to it where he was just like one of the only ones in out and about and they just said well what COVID was terrible for the homicide industry it really yeah certainly can you get like a good like a to-go margarita or like drive-through daiquiri okay so that's that's a thing in 2006 I

spent eight months in Louisiana yeah Yeah. And the worst, probably the worst town in Louisiana, Bogalusa, which smells of... Shout out Bogalusa's paper mill? Yeah. Spell that. Bogalusa. So B-O-G-A-L-U-S-A. Anyway, stank, but as soon as you cross that river, the Pearl River to go into Louisiana down there at the bottom of the boot, there's just drive-through daiquiri places. You can just drive up and it looks like a Wendy's. You drive up and say, I'll have that strawberry daiquiri with a lot of alcohol in it, please. Give that to me in my car and I'm going to drive off.

You guys are just normal and fine with it. You know what the best part is? I think how it legally avoids being open container is they put a- A lid. A piece of scotch tape on the lid. They put a lid on and then there's a piece of scotch tape covering the aperture of the opening. And so yeah, it's not an open container. But like, I mean, getting like to go, Margs, is one of life's great pleasures.

My wife tried last Friday and got shut down. No, you're not doing it here. You can't do it here, it's hard. What you have to do is go to the water ice places here, or Italian ice, whatever you call it. Water ice. And then you gotta put your own booze in it. What's a water ice?

Then you can walk around. A snow cone. Okay, hell yeah. A smoother snow cone. A shaved ice snow cone? High end snow cone. Well, high end is shaved ice, right? There's the hard snow cones

Which are very cheap and then there's a shaved ice which is much much better. I think that is that a water ice? Peer to have a finer texture than most snowballs. I'm used to can see yes much finer God they do condensed milk here Sometimes you got to find the right spot, but they'll yeah Tiger blood can and you'll put you gotta find the right spot. But then, well, yeah, they'll do it a little bit. Tiger blood condensed. And you'll put alcohol right in that? Yep.

Yep, yes you can. I find the older I get, the lazier I get with alcohol, where you just dump liquor into a glass and just drink it. And that's it. Just straight to the point. That's pretty generally, that's the idea though, right? Yeah, no, I know, but like, you know, it started where maybe there was a mixer when you're younger, then there's ice still in it, and now it's just like, that's the idea though, right? Yeah, no, I know. But like, you know, it started where maybe there

was a mixer when you're younger. Then there's ice still in it. And now it's just like, let's just get to the point. Cut out the middle, man. I think the most ingenious people among us in our society are SEC college girls sneaking alcohol into football games. Yeah. Because they'll put it in there.

They'll have something out of their hair. They'll pull it out. It'll just be alcohol in it. They'll have it in their purse. They'll have it in their shoe.'ll they'll have something out of their hair. They'll pull it out. There's be alcohol in it They'll have it in their purse. They'll have a shoe Looks like tampons, but it's little shooters in each one. Yeah. Well, it's funny. You mentioned tampons I met a a Swedish girl at Mardi Gras one time what and She told her she told me that how they seek alcohol into their athletic games We're soaking tampons and alcohol and then sticking it in their ass

Boofie, that's not true. You just she told me that would burn like I don't think you're like sneaking in it Oh, you're just yeah, apparently she said Yeah, I would not recommend I think it's probably pretty risky, but she said in that pussy very very very drunk Can you take out you take alcohol in through the asshole? Oh yeah. Jackass, totally. Oh, you do? The butt chuck?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I guess suppositories are meant to get into your system that way, but I don't know. There's people addicted to doing coffee, like coffee enemas up their asses, because the caffeine hits you. It's like a thing. I've heard of this.

The warmness of it's very pleasing. Only heard of it. And people become addicted to like boofing coffee up their ass., because the caffeine hits you. It's like a thing, and the warmness of it's very pleasing, and people become addicted to like, boofing coffee up their ass. It's a thing. You, at like wellness, rich people, wellness spas or whatever. It's like, get coffee up your ass. Only Stella Blue.

I'll volunteer. And our ass. The yellow, snorted liquor? I had it. How would you, that feels like that would get stuck, it'd make you, you know when you turn upside down in a pool and water goes up your nose. Yeah, it's awful. That's the worst feeling in the world.

I wouldn't want to take liquor up my nose. My sister had an Australian friend that used to- Why are all of your stories international women? I don't know, I have no idea. I love the fact that those two stories randomly coincide with one another. But yeah, she used to come in into town and college she would like kind of challenge all of us to snort vodka with her. And so then that became our like training day thing where we'd like take the young and be like, Hey man, but why are you when you

can when your mouth is right? You have to go past your mouth to get to the note. What does that look like? What does snorting look put in a spoon and just put a little little spoonful of vodka just right up. Yeah same spoon Right there Or Brandon it does not just it does not hit you any faster It does all it gives you is like a terrible hangover it fucks up your nose. It's an awful Years the news is like the teens are putting alcohol in a new hole The eyes was a big thing. Yeah, I don't think anyone's really doing it. I don't know they're getting bored

Can be we could try it out That seems you just went to the nose. Yeah, I don't know. Some of the ear seems like permanent damage. I was once talking to an Egyptian young lady. And they exclusively take it through the ear. Really? It must be something about the Nile.

That ear, that ear, canal. Canal. Canal. I don't know. Certainly. Wow. Oh, well. Che's weighing in.

Hold on, everybody. Hey, Che. Do you guys not remember Dana talking talking about this how he used to chug through the butt Yeah, yeah, but Dana does a lot of things through the butt Like Dana has a lot of butt stories. Oh, yeah, that was him and his friends, right? Like they Had that game. Oh, he looks sick back there. No said it should be it should be Dana beers Game he looks sick back there and I said it should be it should be Dano beers The pool cue yeah, all right, so your buddy put it up your butt no no it was just a little one of those

That's hard to do though, I think it's just insertion Yeah, think about it Did your boys watch Years talking about this bucket list thing, but I might as well It wasn't a bucket list thing, but I might as well stop. Why is that a bucket list? My bucket list is like three something. It wasn't a bucket list, it was more like, all right. TJ, did you have multiple Dana butt clips ready to go? Chay sent it to me and then prompted that conversation. Dana will be here. Chay loaded up his own conversation.

Speaking of stuff you can watch other than the act, the boys are going tip to tip of course, but Clemmer's Rat Race, the latest edition came out, I believe it's Philadelphia. They released it today right in the middle of mostly sports. Today, right in the middle of mostly sports. It sure did. Yeah.

So you want to just take this or just repeat everything I say? Philadelphia Rat Race. So go watch Clemmer's Philadelphia Rat Race. It is live now, Clemmer. Those rat races are very entertaining pieces of content. I think the craziest thing of this one, and I think it's okay to say, because I saw the clip of it,

was Rone, them riding on the trash truck. I saw that too. I was wondering how they came about it. That was, I don't know. They needed to get somewhere quick quick and they just hopped on and held on and the truck driver kept going. And yeah, this is a good one. God, everything Roan does. Oh my God. I hate Clemler. Ready? Set? Go! That was insane.

Rico's gonna get hit by a car. Oh ****. Oh ****. Yes, yes, yes. Let's go. Go, go, go. Wheels are falling off. Roan, come on. Yeah, Roan. Now hold on with, go, go. Wheels are falling off. Bro, come on. Yeah, bro. Now hold on with two hands, my boy. You got kids.

So far, this show has taken us to New York, twice, to Chicago, We got $5,000! And to New Orleans. Woo! But there may be no city more suited for rat race. Oh, I don't like this voice. Philadelphia.

Welcome to Rat Race Spot. She's thinking seven in the morning there. Who the f*** made this challenge up, bro? You guys being college athletes. I'm a 36-year-old mother. We ended up with our most spirited, most connected to the city teams yet. I don't think I was ever studying this my whole life.

You picked up some soldiers, strangers. You don't know who Wallo and Gillian is. We family. Ben Franklin isn't even Chinese. There was a festival at the park. I don't know what you're saying. And like a boxer in the ring, there can only be one champion.

Let's get this, we gotta get this. Why? It's counterproductive. We're gonna do short first. Counterproductive. Okay, I feel good. I feel bad. Cheese steak.

So who will win my rat race? That was diabolical. Go with me to run. Oh my gosh. The city is waiting for them. Ooh. Oh, there you go. So watch that.

It's out right now. Of course it used all of Barstool's biggest Philadelphia people. Kate? They said my bones were too rickety. I wasn't allowed. Did they really say that? I couldn't. I couldn't do. Who said that? I'm not your doctor. I. Clemmer judged your bones. Clemmer's bones slimmer. No, they called to ask and my

doctor was like, you can't eat. Yeah. Some of the challenges. How'd that conversation go with your doctor? Hey, listen, I want to go to Philly. I want to compete in a race where I do what? What would would you say? Challenges a scavenger hunt and they hadn't totally sussed out some of the physical challenges yet And I don't know the spoiling thing, but I was like yeah, I can't do well to Rickety So they didn't ask you though. Yeah, okay first, and then I could do it, but that's okay To be fair climbers bones seem hollow yes like a bird like a bird

He could fly if we would attach feathers on him, I imagine, yeah, he could start to float in a strong enough wind. He certainly could. He should do one of those squirrel scenes. What's this clip, TJ? Water ice. I got my first water ice right here, Ron. At John's?

I promise you. Right here. Let's get one for the walk and while we wait for the bus. Oh come on man. This is Toy Story 1. This is the part of Toy Story. Keep going down. Keep going down seven for me. You had to do this. Pat Ben just jumped on the big guy. Yes, sir. We actually look like garbage men. Oh, god.

We do. Look at these outfits, bro. No other team could have pulled this off. Hey, we did this. This is hard. If we teleported, we wouldn't have got here fast. Oh, god. That was perfect.

But we do that all the time in the hood when I was younger. Just right on the back of the garbage truck? Go hoop, ball, see garbage truck come, hop right on that mother f***er. That was awesome. When we did it in Chicago, we hitchhiked with a random guy who didn't even know what barstool was, and he was speeding for us. Me, White Sox, Dave, and Mincy. And then we got to the eating challenge and Mincy goes, F***, I just ate an Adderall

Did anyone catch the stream last night I So I walked in during it right when he was getting ready or okay so I walked in last night and after going to the thing I went to and I I Just in there have a daughter with me So I didn't want any cameras but he comes in there to get coffee, because he's starting to run out of gas. It's like 10 o'clock.

And he goes, what do you know about eggs? And I said, eggs? He said, yeah, have you ever heard of an egg drop? I said, yeah, I've heard of an egg drop. And he said, so I tried a pillow, I tried a balloon, and I don't know what to do next. So you must've. How long did that go?

You must have came in during his third attempt of trying to pass seventh grade. He was in seventh grade, you're right. He was so enamored by the concept of an egg drop. The instructions must have been explained 11 times. He did, he kept asking me what it was, and I'm like, yeah, it's pretty basic school stuff. Like that's, you try to drop it and just not crack it.

Were there any parameters? Was it just you dropping the egg? You're dropping the egg. It has to be in a protective case, has to drop onto the floor. So Tate was allowed to give him pointers in between fails. So the second time, Tate is like, use the balloon as like a parachute.

But I was telling Tate, like you introduce balloon into the mix with Mincy, he's not hearing anything after that. So he just takes, so he takes the balloon as like a parachute. But I was telling Tate, like you introduce balloon into the mix with Mincy, he's not hearing anything after that. So he just takes, so he takes the balloon and puts the box that he had the egg in on top of the balloon. Sends it down instead, instead of using it as a parachute.

And naturally it's always gonna flop over every time. And the first time, like we didn't even have to peel back the covers, the yolk was just dripping out and then took him Four times total he eventually Put the egg in a jar of peanut butter Didn't use a spoon kept saying he was passing up spoons in order to find paper towels in order to wipe his fingers off After digging the peanut butter out, which the spoon probably would have helped avoid. Hold on. He's got, Danny, his way is he's got he just stuffed cotton balls around.

I was the judge, by the way. Wimsy has had an excuse slash scapegoat slash top out. That thing. Also those things. You feel good about this? I have no idea, but I think my logic is not awful. What's it in? What is it in?

It is in a, like a old plastic-ware box filled with cotton balls. Oh, I can see the yolk. See the yolk immediately. What is it it is in a like a old plastic-ware box filled with cotton balls See the yoke immediately I Did see Bob when I got hired yeah, I was very cognizant and aware of the dumb lazy southerner stereotype Yeah, I I dedicated my life to say I'm not going to let him do that to me. That's not going to be me. That's yeah, I saw you. We're not, we're not fucking playing that famous clip. Then he gets hired two years later and makes it his entire personality.

Look, we're all searching for a lane. You know, can you guess what we're all searching for a lane. When you find when you fit in, where you get in and you find it, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta do it. Can you guess which grade took the longest? I? Saw him struggling with a tie for early probably early. Yeah first What was it about first grade? They got him? Oh my it was alphabet alphabet hunt, okay? He has to find objects throughout the office tripped him up last time. Yeah, but you don't understand like he It's a memory thing. 10 second time from 51st dates.

So say like any of us, if you were to get a Y, you'd be like, oh, what a relief, Y's gone. The next turn, he comes back with another Y after searching for like 10 minutes. Like not to mention he has a list of all the letters, but it's not a list. He just tries typing A, B, C, D, E, FDEFG like as this one word so it keeps autocorrecting to accessories and he's just not he's just not getting it so the listed virtually nothing. C for club. I like that I like that. Brought back three W's before he got an R. It was...

What? Yeah, you're good. 100%. The Billy Man is fantastic as well. It's the most lesbian he's ever looked. He looks like somebody that hates Barstool. I would say the funniest thing I saw from afar last night was the spotlight of him dancing with the mannequin, but then specifically Danny, your tweet where you're questioning all of your life's decisions that led you to that moment. What do you guess? What do you guess that he's going to go here with? Maybe Inflatable, Fireball, Fireball, Cinema Whiskey, so C for cinnamon. Oh my god.

Okay I got it. W for whiskey. He just said fireball. Fireball cinnamon whiskey. Gotta go with C. So right after that he's got a... He said multiple words before he got to cinnamon. Yes. Right after that, he goes, so he took that for C, I believe it ended up being.

We see him un-pulling the cord out of the treadmill over there. We're like, what is he doing? And he has these cords in his hand, and he walks to, then goes back, he goes, fuck, I already got C for cords. But he used fireball for whiskey or the cords for wires nah it was truly an eye-opening experience even the

spelling was amazing like what do you mean it was I open we've seen that no no no the spelling bee we're on the final yeah you seem stunned by this they tried Madison last year and couldn't get through it I was a stunned spelling bee. We're right in the clear epitome epitome e p i t o m y Sustained for gets to see at the end it was and of course before every time he's like I got this also meant So confident before every single one of them and like like the maps one I was crying laughing on like miss mark California and then blamed it on not knowing how to do it and then immediately marked

Wisconsin as Michigan on like the next attempt. Wait a second. I was here yesterday. I saw the map I said you got this one. He said yeah, I got this one. I states are no problem for me I can't do capitals, but I can do states. I think it took five attempts. He missed, California. He's I think he's that's acting He was he was genuinely embarrassed. He's like it was a misclick. I know my states It was I'm telling you Driving one where he backed directly into a cone and then blamed it on not knowing that the car had a backup camera even though He was the one driving the car see that's the thing It's not did you watch the entire yeah?

It was honestly like it was it was a mincy master class he he had so many I'm gonna I'm gonna crush this I'm so confident in this and then would immediately come up with like 55 excuses right after and like I'm real yes for me It's not like him backing over the cone. It's him saying, I didn't realize there was a camera right in front of me showing behind my car the whole time. What does that matter? Because the cone is right behind him.

He could have looked. Like, that's why. He didn't look at the camera. Yeah, that's why he reversed into the cone. He's like old school. Wait, today I got a question. How did he, because I didn't see his explanation, but I know at one point he was trying to tie a tie for a while. Mm-hmm

But he's an Ole Miss frat guy like they have to tie ties their entire first year of college when they're pledges That's like all they do. It looked like he was doing origami at one point. This thing was just in a ball That one took a while, but he got it. He was very proud of that. I'm proud of him as well. This cone just never stood a chance. Taney, how long were you here last night? I think till like three something. It was like seven or eight hours.

You've been in a judge outfit. You didn't have to be here. Someone's gotta judge, man. What about Tate? Wait, I'm sorry, why is this taking so long? What is he trying to do? Is he back up? He would've thought he was an ice road trucker. He was going that

Drive to the cones pull up in between them then drop then back up back through them the way you can hardly like your turn He's turning the wheel this much at most Become a city guys lived in New York Chicago. He had to drive for a while. Yeah, he doesn't drive Yeah, that doesn't I hope not What a clear failure I think he shit he wasn't cuz he was embarrassed Oh, now it's gone. Put it in reverse. I didn't see that.

I didn't see that. I wish I had known that. Oh, come on. Oh my god, dude. After dark is incredible. Don't ever say I cheated. I didn't tell him there was a bee. All right, let's go to the punishment.

We'll come back out. It really is. The show is, every week it's so good. It's fantastic. It's intimidating to try to keep up that pace like I feel very intimidated for everybody involved, but they everybody does awesome Yeah, mincy almost quit to real early third grade Refused lemon eyes refused him One of the what's look? Oh yeah lemon in the eye there was some harsh punishment god I mean I could yeah that's fair that's kind of

fair like he's here that he wouldn't even put needles under his nails his problem is promise the things that I don't like about after dark the people that are immensely was we all work here. We all do content We all help each other out I meant he is by being here giving them a week of content and and doing them a favor and then you you say Okay, well, we're gonna stick lemons in yes Of course one he knew what he kind of signed up for two it just hurt him every time because he was Immediately goes from I'm down for whatever for whatever

Lemonize absolutely not not doing that It's tough. I'm wait. So Danny. How are you feeling when you were watching him slow dance with the mannequin? Dressed as a judge Tuesday at 2 a.m. Like what were you did you have kind of reflect a moment of how what is my life? Yeah, he was so wet ready and willing to do it. Ha ha! What was this for? It was a fever dream. Oh, he graduated grade school.

Ha ha ha! My caption was, it is only Tuesday. Yeah, that dance line. Even though, I will say from a cinematic perspective, the top down shot with the spotlight of him dancing is very like disconcerting and eerie and wonderful. Whoever was behind that shot, excellent job. I heard he got lucky after too. Alright, long night.

Mannequins, that's one thing, mannequins have gotten... They're used to that. Mannequins are fine now, dude. They've gotten better and better looking the older I've gotten. So the take you're giving us here is mannequins are hot as fuck? Nowadays they used to be, we were rigid and skinny and now I think in an effort to appreciate a fuller body they're making them more curvy. Oh they're thick.

I think they're going to start putting nipples on them. Bruh, I've seen a mannequin. Really? Yeah, it's great. The first mannequin I remember catching my attention was dick sporting goods when they started putting jack dudes Yeah, go into the dick sporting Fit on and yeah, dude was yeah the employee keeps telling you stop touching them Yeah, they look like the dude from the and one basketball logo right right got to protect this house, dude

What is this that's just me walking through oh yeah they kept asking me I just had to go pay I was wondering what in the world you were doing after the concert I was wondering why you were there at 11 there were dirty there were no waters so I had to go to the back and get the waters, I went to that Luke Holmes concert. Thank you very much. It was fucking awesome. I didn't really want to be on that stream, but I had to get the waters for my daughter and we went home.

Also shout out to Mincy, passed the ACT. Yup. Score 21? 21. 21 on math. That's not, that's pretty respectable for somebody who hadn't been in school for 25 years. Absolutely.

Also when Mincy was like trying to get the peanut butter out in order to put the egg in, I called him Winnie the Pooh and he revealed that his old nickname used to be Pooh Bear. I think that should stick. That or Mincy the Pooh. How many honey do you? Oh, bother. I didn't think, that Ole Miss picture of him, the frat boy picture? Yeah. That is Winnie the Pooh like

Yeah, y'all I walked around no person in that Kate. Do you Winnie the Pooh at home? No, not really Not in front of the kids so you're asking if she walks around shirt no pants Yeah, my father was a big Winnie the Pooh and I just think that through natural dads imitating their sons like I Constantly hang out with just a t-shirt on With just a t-shirt. No, I try to keep my tramp stamp away from the kids. That's fair. No underwear No underwear. Dick and balls out. Dick and balls out. Just crack on crack on. I sleep in the nude though Which always becomes complicated because you know your kids wake up in the middle of the night

They want to get in bed and you're like oh no guys get out of here let me put those shorts on. You sleep in the nude and you wake up you just put a shirt on. Yeah well even when I'm relaxing if I just want to hang out yeah just a shirt. Saturday afternoon at 1 30. No no no this is post sundown this is post sundown. I'm not winning the pooing during the day and I'm not swinging meat directly in front of my- Okay, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because it did sound like you were kind of all the time. No, my bad, my bad. So it's nine o'clock, kids have gone down, it's time to turn on Netflix and just veg out for the rest of the night. We're going shirt, no pants. There's a good chance.

There's a good chance. I mean, if I'm in the bedroom, it's a guarantee. Are you wearing the living room? It's possible like I took like a late shower after the kids went down Okay, and then I never we just never put all the clothes back on Are you wearing pants at nine o'clock? And then you you know the cuckoo clock comes out nine o'clock and my pants come right off No, but I mean I will the pants will come complete everything comes completely off when it's time to actually go to bed Yeah, are y'all nude sleepers? I had a stretch maybe for three weeks and like

You know 20 years ago where I tried it and I can just wear a shirt and boxers It's fine. I find it to be just too hot to restrict I hate it, but I also I used to when I used to go to the bathroom in public places I used to or always I would get completely to the bathroom in public places, I used to, or always, I would get completely naked and I would even do it in public places. That's not how I would hang my clothes up. No you wouldn't. Yeah, so where'd it go?

Where do you hang the clothes? On the little hooks, on the inside of the stalls. You might have some kind of... I think you're a nudist. An exhibitionist thing. I haven't done that in many years. That was when I was younger, but... But that'll add street cred if you get to chase a robber out of your house.

Remember Alex Trebek? He fully nude sleeper, chased a... Really? Did he? I'm pretty sure he was fully nude. I don't remember this at all. I don't remember this, no. Did I make this up?

I'm pretty sure Alex Trebek chased a guy fully nude. I think this is a dream, Kate. Dude, if you're robbing Alex Trebek and he comes out of his bedroom necking, chases you down the street. Can we google that? I bet you Trebek has a hammer to Which half is a big deal, but if you if you're a topless man, I don't think you're half naked right so half naked

It's bottom. Yeah, no one on he got out of bed and then put underwear on Yeah, let me put it was a what it was a woman then put underwear on. Very proper. So he did put... So he was naked, yeah. So yeah, he was naked. Let me put... It was a woman? I think you ought to be... See, I would be worried about this too because, like, I've always heard that the reason why, you know, the statue of David, that why his penis is a little shrunken is because it's

before the battle with Goliath, and so his adrenaline's pumping. And so you don't want to have to fend off a robber publicly naked because your adrenaline's gonna be pumping, you're gonna need shrinkage, like a stent's a cold thing. So I don't know, maybe, so Trebek even had to put on underwear before he was willing to fight. If I had to chase, if I were naked, somebody was in my room and I'd chase them out,

I would give them a little head start and fluff it up real quick. Yeah, yeah, a quick fluff, maybe, and if everybody got a helicopter on. Yeah, maybe, maybe just a quick dose of porn. Yeah, just a quick thing. Now I'm ready to chase them. Yeah, just give them a twerth.

You can't chase anybody with a small dick. You would call time out, Brandon. I would call, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm gonna chase you. Hold the time out. Let me get it ready. I've always,out. Brandon. I was like, Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm gonna chase you. Let me get it ready. I've always got I've always thought like mmm embarrassing it would be to get get robbed and killed or something while winning the Pooey and then all the images of your just I don't think they're putting out the images of you

though. What? be killed. I think they're putting out images of you laying face down and in a full Winnie the Pooh maybe if it was a high thigh wound. Yeah, maybe if I was knocked out or something. I don't know. I went to, you know where that famous golf course Torrey Pines is in California? Yeah. Underneath it, it's huge cliffs.

You know, sometimes during the golf tournament you see those people like hang gliding or whatever. But beneath that it's a nude beach for like three miles in either direction because it's like a fully nude because we used to go hiking down there, and there'd be like old people playing naked volleyball and doing naked yoga and blah blah blah. So never the bodies you wanted to see. One time I went hiking down there by myself, fully clothed,

and when I got to the bottom, this guy was like, can you take a picture for me? And he was wearing a hoodie, and I was like, sure, I'll take a picture of him wearing a hoodie, and then just his dick out. You'll see what he's doing. It was like cold enough, I'm like, if it's cold enough that you need a hoodie, you're being a little extra now by taking off your full. But I was like, I, yeah, sure, sure, sure. I was watching videos of nudists talking to each other

the other day, and I couldn't, the entire time, I was wondering, are they aggressively having a... I have a question. Watch the porn. Time out. The porn. The porn. The porn.

The porn. The porn. The porn. The porn. The porn. The porn. The porn. The porn. I was wondering like are they are they Graphic film it was an off-ramp from porn like I was there for that at first Okay, and I got like I was like hold on now these people are just talking to each other Are they aggressively having it like cuz it felt to me like I could feel them was like hold on now these people are just talking to each other are they aggressively? Having it like because it felt to me like I could feel them being like maintain eye contact I don't have enough money for the pizza I don't know. I just I guess if you're a casual nudist. Are you trying to get an eye guy?

Does it matter at that point? It's I don't know see Bob you think you could be recruited to a nudist colt I Think I could be I think I'm susceptible I feel like you look beautiful naked. I donist cult. I think I could be. I think I'm susceptible to it. I feel like you look beautiful naked though. I don't feel like I have the confidence. I've seen your feet on this show and they're pretty spectacular. I'm basing mine on like when I go to the beach,

and you're like laying out, I will hike up the shores. I will try to expose as much of your body to the sun. And then I'm like, I guess all that's left is my taint. Right? I would love to. If someone like the solar guy that pitched Che, if he was a nudist and he sat me down for 80 minutes and was like, here's why you should be a nudist,

I might bite on it. If Che answered the door and it was a necking man outside, he'd let him in. Yeah, he would. He'd absolutely let him in. Sir, can I have 80 minutes of your time to explain the benefits of... What are we going to do with the other 78 minutes? I didn't know that door-to-door salesmen were still really doing their thing, to be honest.

And they're still getting some people. It's like Gary Glen Ross. I got in the solar one and I've also gotten bug people that want to come by. Well, you get treated for mosquitoes, huh? Yeah, no, I get treated for that stuff. But there's all the bug games, a competitive game. They don't want to come in and say, well, we got better bug product. We got better.

It's cleaner. I don't care if it's clean. Kill the bugs. Give me a little cancer. That's fine. Not too much, though. What do I care? My body's being ravaged from the inside anyway Are the bugs down south bad enough to like stay in a night?

Yeah, yeah, no this time of year you it's bad enough to where you probably shouldn't drive you ever driven driven Yeah summer night on a well-lit street, and you just get to the end you can smell the bugs on your car Have you ever got to drive like a couple hours north we I mean it just like it's just yeah well we talking like it sounds like rain it's like rain hitting your we talking what about the biting bugs mosquitoes mosquitoes just year-round no no it's mostly spring and summer but I mean mosquitoes here pretty fucked too it's mosquitoes everywhere Shit bug. In 2005 I went to a baseball tournament in Fargo, North Dakota and in the airport they were selling t-shirts about how their mosquito problem. You ever see hunting videos from Alaska in the spring? Yeah. It's like how the fuck are you?

I feel like those are like prehistoric bugs. Like those are half dinosaur bugs. They're still fucking ancient. They've never seen humans. No. Yeah, no. Have you heard that there are no spiders in Chicago someone DM that to me We've had spiders in the studio. Ah We could find one right now. I Say say what are you talking about? What about the one that I want to send me a DM that I spider my house last night And it was like I like you have read it, but they're like yeah There are no spiders in Chicago if they're this type then there's some other type of spider

I bet no I there are no we're not entertaining about to live forever I know people with spider problem we can have spider I can find a spider in five minutes they're all over my apartment there's wolf spiders everywhere spy yeah they're why about you're gonna be careful maybe means poisonous because then you don't find a spider in five minutes Jays like see I told you there are no spiders in the entire city of Chicago There are spiders in Chicago, but now that I think about it. I don't think I've really seen a spider Then what's killing the bugs there's spiders There's webs everywhere everywhere possums. I don't know I

Gotta find this but I remember half how was that break all I have to find this at all actually Chai I will show you some prehistoric looking spiders tonight What's tonight? Oh, I just want to get by I might on my roof there. They love the water Okay, you'll see that that might have been crazier than I've never met a woman without my family. Also Chicago's a very Big area very nature area to be again. Again, I think this qualifies as like a massive story. This would be talked about. There would be signs outside of the Chicago city limits. Like, welcome to Chicago.

We have no spiders. That would be Chicago's theme. It would be our entire. They wouldn't be the Windy City. They'd be the Spiderless City. Yeah. It'd be deep dish, no spiders. Do you all let spiders live?

Do you find them if you think that they're doing a good job with the bugs? I don't kill anything outside. I let them live. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no inside. They gotta go. That's fair I pick them up with a tissue and take them outside What yeah, really? No, I can't kill anything. It's a weird thing. What it's a weird thing I got I would not exceed you seem like somebody that would get off on killing. Oh, no My family thinks I'm a gigantic pussy. I can't hunt or do anything. I can't kill anything.

I can't kill a spider. Oh, so what about fishing though? Catch and release? I catch and release. What? Which is weird because I don't have any moral problem with like, I'll eat a fish that you caught. I'm just not, I'm not going to kill it myself.

But I don't know. It's just weird. Now I've heard, I don't know, I feel like I read one time to like 50% of catch-and-release fish die Do you feel any guilt about that? That's that's a you're like wasting Wasting their life. It's a crazy. No, you didn't even eat them. No chance 50% of the fish I catch that you hook them in the mouth you throw them back in the water. They're fine mosquitoes Let me hook you in the mouth. Oh that I guess that is an exception if one's you does like But you won't like you won't premeditated like oh, I'm not hunting mosquitoes. I gotta come what about what about a loss?

nest Little cats gonna come running is in your backyard situation Are you have found some exceptions? I agree with you, and they're threatening your kids like a wasp nest I had a hornet's nest last last year in the tree So I had to do the patented thing of the the manly dad thing. I got the spray and I and I walked up, a crab walked up and then and then I ducked and then I sprayed and ran. Shrieked as you sprayed. Yeah but how badass are they? The spray in the run is is oh they're great.. The fucking jet stream of raid that you can give that wasp killer.

You can chew from like 30 yards away. Yeah. But that's probably the most... That's probably the best run I have left in my life is the hornet or wasp run where I spray and then sprint. And that's all I got. Would you mind tearing your pets real quick and saying each one of their names? As far as To be animals strewn throughout the household yeah

It was that the rabbit rabbit okay? The newest edition correct Kobe Bufkin is loud as fuck this one downstairs. Oh, yeah, that's the rabbit and then there's there's there's a What was Cheryl and Darrell those are birds a lot of the parakeets are you ranking them in that order? And then we have oh my wife loves the birds. They're her favorite. I'm the rabbit guy I'm the only one that lets rabbit out. It's funny. Normally. It's the wives that love the rabbit sometimes I Sometimes I sit and I I just I just it would look very Hannibal Lectury if you just watch I'm watching an old YouTube video of a 1987 Braves game stroke Yeah, so and then I got the we got the

Guinea pigs, but those have moved to my mom's house. No dogs. I have Sam but that he's at my mom's house, too No cats. I fluffy he's at my mom's house. Oh fish But he's at my mom's house too. No cats? I have Fluffy, he's at my mom's house. Oh, fish? Well, our fish died. The fish didn't make it from New Jersey. Sorry to hear that. We have fish, but we... I thought you had more.

No, I just have those. It's a pretty good spread, to be fair. That's a lot of animals. Yesterday, I wanna give y'all an update on Mama Walker, because I know a lot of people, a lot of you guys are very worried about her. You may know her from motorboating herself with Big Cat's mouth.

Yes. I remember. Yeah, yeah, that was her. She moved here a couple of months ago. I bought her a house there in the town. And she's been very self-aware. She doesn't have a job yet. So she's not able to help me pay for it and everything. She's been very self-aware she doesn't have a job yet so she's not able

to help me pay for it and everything she's been very panicked about it and so last week she went on a job interview up in Wisconsin and came home she said I know I got it I killed it I got it they're gonna let me know they said they let me know Tuesday I said good well that's good I you don't have to pay me but it's gonna make you feel better I said, good, well that's good. You don't have to pay me, but it's gonna make you feel better, you go ahead and do it. Tuesday comes yesterday, at four o'clock, she sends me a text message that is approximately

3,000 words long, and it is, I don't know what to do anymore, I'm at the end of my rope, I can't do it, I can't have all the burden on you, this job just called me, this job just sent me an email and said they've decided to go with someone else, you can go ahead and put the house on the market, I'm going to go home. I can't be this big of a burden on the family. No. 45 minutes later, and I say, give me a week. I'm going to ask around. I'm going to start putting out the word. Don't worry about it. Just give me a week, and then you can decide to make that rash decision then. 45 minutes

later, she calls me, I answer the phone, and I say hello, and she goes, hello, and I know immediately something good has happened. The job sent out the email to all the candidates, saying we've chosen someone else. It then called her and said, you've got the job. Let's go. She was right, Mama Walker was right.

So she did get it. She is happy again. But I think they just accidentally sent it to everybody. And she was the other person. She badly wanted this specific job. She just wanted a, yes, she wanted to hear a yes. She needed to see one go through the net. Welcome to the cream team.

And she, which that's, that's another issue entirely. We need to figure something out with that. We need a replacement cream team. We need to add to the cream team because Zach is with Dan. That's right. Jacob's on vacation. Oh, he's been on, when Dan's not here. We just don't have, it's not operational. I keep walking over there being like, oh yeah. So the cream team is either with Dan or on vacation

and we're just out and now, I assume they'll be back tomorrow because Dan will be back tomorrow, so we'll have ice cream, but this is, I don't think- That spoiled me. I don't think Dan would want it. We need our fucking ice cream. We need our fucking ice cream is what I'm trying to say.

Damn it. So shout out, that's my mama walker. When'd she start? Tuesday. Oh, so quick. Yeah, so so yeah things things This is a job in her wheelhouse. Yeah, yeah, that's why she wanted it. It wasn't just a random like now It's a Walmart greeter type situation. It's a legal secondary situation so yeah Very good. Yeah, so there's that I've been enjoying Jacob's beach trip in Destin All right, we're sorry. He's in Florida. I just say Destin cuz my Louisiana that's Florida

Yeah, that's Florida where you and Ed Ors are on but um, but yeah, all he's been doing is digging massive holes on the beach That's that's I agree with him. That is the most fun thing to do at the beach He made like a little bar pit made a bar He made it yeah, he made a bar where you can keep your feet in the water This is not this is not the bar one, but he made a bar where you keep your feet in the water It's got like a built-in couch and everything. It's great. Okay. That's just a hole That's just a hole, but that's how you start my younger cousins were digging out That is that right there is dudes rocking.

That is the pinnacle of dudes rocking. Making fake tits in the sand. So that's definitely not Destin because the sand's not white. Drink of his good genes. I want to see the, I think you just sent out a picture of the bar. Yeah, look at the bar one. Where you just basically dug out benches to sit on. Yeah. And Kate. I've done

I've seen that as well the that where you dig out a beer pong table. Yeah, yeah Feet in the water while you're chillin fellas drinking I got a question Is this what it is on its face cool? Is it a little is it a little selfish? What? Oh, it's awesome. Do this on the beach? Okay. All right. Does it change the beach at all? No, no, no The tide erases. The tide doesn't take care of it. Okay, all right, all right. You're good. Fair enough. Because I took vacation a couple weeks ago I do think we need to have a conversation about beach culture in this country. In which way? Because it is uh, I

think we've it is a selfish operation these days. And it might be different at other beaches, but we would wake up in the morning at 8 o'clock and we look out and people will have gone, woke up at like 6, 30 or 7, gone to the beach, put up tents, put up their chairs, and then go back to bed. And they will mark their territory, they'll come back about 1 o'clock, two o'clock, but all day long. It used to be I feel like in this country in the forties, the fifties and sixties, you could go out to the beach, lay a towel down, watch the kids play. And now it's tents and it's canopies. Those fucking shaboomies. It's all these things as far as the eye can see. And it's just one big line

of tents and these canopies and gigantic umbrellas. And I feel like it's lost. Now it's an arms race to get there first. And I don't think that's what beach culture should be. It's just be leisurely. I want to go to the water now. I'm gonna go the water throw a towel down. I'll sit there. Yeah, but a great tent is pretty sweet on the beach. Like got one of the ones that can handle the wind going through it in the shade. You're reading a book. And you're talking to somebody who the Sun is my mortal enemy. Yeah, I

Go to the beach. I am signing a social contract that son. I am I'm ready for you today I accept you today. I mean with your best shot. I I am here for you today I'm not gonna try to cover you up today, so no coverage today's your day. No coverage today is your day Yeah, those two the best somebody kids out there at 7 a.m. And you just you take up what what 50 square feet for look at that look how many? Oh, is that what a shaboom is yes, dude, and they're everywhere now, and they flap in the wind so it's like yeah And then there's the people that bring their fucking speakers yeah and play their music which is you know, it's a free country, but like

Your music has a circle around you that's a lot bigger than just your your little area And I feel like you know I'm sitting there trying to to relax and everything and I'm listening to you don't want to listen to Shaboos II my Shaboomy no You don't want to listen to Shaboosie and my Shaboomy? No, I don't. Dr. Seuss. I like to. I'm unfamiliar with beach culture like this. They set up shop and then what?

Do they live right on the beach? Do they go back inside? No, they can. They're probably renting a condo or a hotel room. They'll wheel it out in a big wagon. They'll set it up. Then they'll go pack, have breakfast, have lunch, come down, spend two hours on the beach, and that'll be it. What if they set up shop and then stayed for a half hour

and then left, is that fine? I think if you set up shop, you should set up shop when you're going to use it. I don't think your material should save your spot on the beach, I think that's crazy. My family's super guilty of it. My big ass family vacations. You've got a lot of people though.

In the morning, it'll be like literally not exaggerating like 85 chairs and maybe two people sitting in them. Everybody sets up and then they go. That's so selfish. But it's a bigger beach. So it's like people have room and we don't get upset if someone sets up in front of us.

Fuck that, Kate, no one's shaming you, live your truth, that's selfish. But it's not selfish at the end of the day when we're all there and we have the best fucking spot right at the time. No it is, that's exactly what it is. It's true. That's selfish. But it's not selfish at the end of the day when we're all there and we have the best fucking spot right at the time. No, it is. That's exactly what it is. It's not selfish.

Yeah, it's not selfish that we have the best spot. You should have woken up at 6 a.m. Yeah, you should have woken up. They put in the work. They got up before the crowd. I'm with you, Brandon. I'm with you. It's ridiculous.

Well, are people fighting for spots at your beach? No, there's room to spare. So it's not, if it was like a super not to but pack beach that would be shitty but it's like I Wait how good wait so what do you mean? I woke up on July 4th and I looked out there at 7am and you would have thought they were preparing for battle. There were two opposing armies. I gotta say though dude this like Kate's talking about this is one of those situations where the more effort you put in, you can create quite a great setup.

But you're only putting in the effort to fuck other people. No, you're doing it for your family. Fuck other people. If you're arguing that it's selfish, your counter argument is that it's great for you. Yes. So it's not really a counter argument, it's just backing up the idea. Don't call it a counter argument, call it a justification. You're saying it sucks to suck. I'm not selfish because at the end of the day I have the best spot, better than everyone It's back. Don't call it a counter-argument called a justification

Because at the end of the day I have the best spot better than everyone else's I am selfish But guess what our family has the most fun music our shaboosies, yep, shaboomies and Our beach sandwiches a crowded beach in general Brandon is just a massive buzzkill for me at this point in my life. Yeah. Just that fucking sucks. There's nothing worse than like, are you planning a beach day and showing up and it's just packed? Yeah. But people watching at the beach is awesome.

I think it should be. Chilling at the beach. The ideal day at the beach is like 30% human to sand covered. Yeah. 30, between 20 and 40%. Anything, if you get up above 70%, it's awful. It's too much. It's a public pool, basically. Oh, oh, oh.

I love a public pool. Public pools are great too. Let's not act like pools are immune to this. You show up at a pool at nine o'clock in the morning and every single tanning chair has towels on it to save people's spots. Like, okay, if you want the chair, take the fucking chair. Your towel doesn't get the right to the chair.

Reach a compromise here. If you have a big family or setting up, I feel like some cousins can stay behind and hold down the fort. Some people do say, we have a couple anchor aunts who will hold down the fort. But for the most part, in the morning- Do they know they're the sacrificial anchor?

I think so. I think they know. Shout out to Angell. She's like the key anchor to the whole thing. So Angell just has to sit out there all day. And she sends us speech reports too. We're like, how's the weather down there? Should we bring the kids?

And she'll let us know. But closing in on me. No, wait a minute. You are at worst across the street. And you're asking her how the weather is? Before cell phones, we had a walkie talkie, a family walkie-talkie system. We'd be like what's going on? Your family is the reason that this whole country's Medium-sized robot what we're talking one piece Are you sending your biggest... Are you sending your biggest... Maybe put softball in college? What position would they be? Medium size robot.

What are tacos? One piece, cover up. What is in your preferred beach sandwich cake? Because there are a few things greater on planet Earth in my opinion than a delicious beach sandwich after fun in the sun. Well, people hate mine because I've talked about it before. I like two pieces of toasted white bread, white American cheese, several slices, a ton of mayonnaise,

a little bit of mustard. You wrap it in foil. You let it sit in the sun on your beach chair while you're in the water. When you come out, it's kind of melty and nice with some chips, salt and vinegar. Just cheese. Just cheese.

That sounds fucking fantastic. No meat? It's great. No meat. nice with some chips salt and vinegar just cheese just sounds fucking no meat It's great. Fantastic sounds like fear factor No, and you let it bake in the Sun and then we used to get the M&Ms in the car member I'm so you could get them in a cardboard box Yeah, and you let them sit out in the Sun and they dumped the whole thing your mouth is like a melt ball All right, can I stop you? I apologize my wife it texted me about our car. I looked down at it for a second Did you did you say two pieces of bread? mayonnaise mustard ton of cheese and no meat

Yeah, that's what you know me white American cheese you keep you're an enabler to your core because you were like that's a normal sandwich Okay, to be fair. That's a crazy sandwich, but that would taste delicious Nothing better, but like if you're making one from home to bring down, that one is... You don't think cheese and mayonnaise taste good together? You don't think at the end of the day, just a piece of ham, just a piece of ham is doing a lot of work. Just a piece of ham. My Aunt Mary Margaret brings down little baggies in Virginia.

But also you forgot a key detail. You and I, I'll go to the beach with you is what I mean. This is crazy. She's had a lot what I mean. Okay, alright. Yeah. But we, this is crazy. She's had a lot of cheese though. A substantial, not a slice, so a substantial amount of cheese. So it's basically a grilled cheese just with some. It's not grilled T-Bob. In the sun, it naturally bakes and melts.

It's got a spill with mayonnaise and mustard in the sun. Yes. Oh. You two are nasty. Nasty. And you're neutral, I don't know. Me and Tyler's are right down here. I don't fuck with cheese sandwiches.

You're right, they're nasty. You're a nasty boy T-Bob. You're a nasty it? What's it ever seen warm mayonnaise and warm butter? They're both fats. Yeah Reddable it's gonna be hot if I were here I'm not sure I'd want a warm butter in between bread on a on a beach like that. Shut the fuck up Nobody has ever said I don't want more butter on the fuck up. That's insane beach. That's insane Give me cold cuts. Yeah, I like both. I'm saying that's a good say I'll eat that sandwich You're one of my favorite parts about going on a slice of toast with butter You guys have money

What I'm not taking food to the beach to be honest. What? I'm not taking food to the beach. One of my favorite parts of vacation are we get to go have a Shrimp Hobo lunch or dinner. No, because you don't leave the beach because you just set up everything that morning. That's the problem. Don't set everything up. Go in the morning for an hour, go take you a lunch, go in the afternoon for an hour, go go to dinner and then the best part time to go the beach It's like 6 p.m.. To 9 p.m.. When everybody's fucking gone you suck at the beach. I'm great at the beach you suck at the beach When everybody else is gone the sun setting that is the best time be at the beach Yeah, after you've been there all day eating sandwiches drinking beer. No you don't need

Any what's the appropriate number of hours? You don't need Any what's the appropriate number of hours? Oh shit dance face time hours to continue all to the beach for a day you Saturday I mean I like to pull like eight yeah like eight to ten I'm gonna be out there I'm max out like three. I almost killed my oldest child like that though Too many hours at the yeah, I was trying to be hardcore improve the rest like I was like Ruby and she's out there for like 12 hours She's kind of unresponsive the next morning. We're freaking the fuck out and yeah, the doctors like hey, this is too much I gotta hydrate this way. Hey damn we're live on the act

He had four touchdowns. We asked him when he fell in love with football. He said it was when he had four touchdowns on West Point's face. Oh, I don't think he ever beat West Point, though. Yeah, he had four touchdowns on your face. No, he actually went one and two against Mississippi State in his career and one and two against West Point, so he's lying. All right.

He said he wasn't even considering Mississippi State. Yeah, well, we all know why. Did he ever have a restraining order out on you? Because we talked about you a lot, and now you were following him around when he was a 17-year-old kid. That's not true at all. Um, yeah, well, we all know why That's that's not true I didn't know who it was a 17 year old kid just being a good journalist no such things bad publicity You were just covering him Right, I know you have covered him. Yeah, I was I was a sports writer then so you were following around 17 No, cuz I didn't cover recruiting. I think it's gross and nasty

I He didn't know who I was when I was when he was 17. He's lying. Whatever We're back to the beach Great movie. Also, he just facetimed me Seconds ago. I face time me right back and then he acted like AJ Brown was gone. He's a quick man Yeah, if AJ Brown was running full speed, he could, I mean, Lord knows how far away he is from now. Did y'all see the... Hold on, hold on. Did y'all see the clips

of our guys Tate and Big Ev It's bad. being like, Jeremiah Smith is, oh my God, you can't believe we couldn't even cover him. Yeah. Tate earnestly, he wasn't even trying to be funny. He said that to me the day after they did it. I was like, what the hell was that? He was like explaining it to me. He's like, yeah, so, uh, Evan, I tried to cover him. Dude, we couldn't even, I was like, no fucking shit. In what world would we do? I expect the two of you, did

they go in thinking, all right, well, we got to try to make them look good. Cause we obviously can cover him. I know you saw this guy dominate college football last year, win a national championship. He's the Heisman favorite entering this season. I know you saw all that, but wait till you see him porch us. Then you're really going to be impressed by how good he is. Big F doesn't even move.

I can't believe he beat us. F just looks like a juggalo. I can't believe he beat us Watch tate reaction at the end of this video. It's two on one. We should be good, right? I've had it explained to me a handful of times. I've seen enough I still don't understand what this was, Brandon. Yeah, right. They were like taking pictures in front of a house. This was Make-A-Wish. Tates in full uniform, Zupes dressed like Ryan Day.

What the fuck was this? I think Jeremiah Smith was doing some sort of activation for a brand and like offered up media time to a bunch of media groups. Like I think ESPN was doing something and this was like our activation with him. I think like there was a bunch of other like legit media outlets like using this as like a time to do interviews

and then we fucked around on the field. So like ESPN asked him, how old do you have to be to be Ankh now? And then he goes through those questions and they're like, all right, it's Barstool's turn. And then F shows up with a painted face. Tate's like, can I put your full uniform on? And then, will you run routes against us?

And that was our- I think that's pretty close. Our bite at the apple. There is something very funny about seeing someone that deeply unathletic in Ohio State football uniform. Like it causes like cognitive dissonance. tate run like what you're not yeah Did you say someone said it on we talked about it briefly on mostly sports that that's gonna be used We're fucked Ohio State

Anyfars beam usage with with evan tate anytime Ohio State does anything a little bit embarrassing It's just gonna be replied to with a picture of Tate in a full, you know Yeah, like Texas beats the shit out of us week one. It's like these Ohio State team you thought you were gonna get That week one game that's gonna be good mine There's nothing like getting to a baseball game or hell I suppose the week one game of Texas and Ohio State Especially last minute luckily for us we use game time The official ticketing partner or barstool sports game time makes getting tickets faster and easier

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Just uh they did tweet out like it was almost a sense of wonder that can you believe Jeremiah Smith beat us Stunned I was 2v1 Guard To be fair, it was 2 v 1. Let's try and guard you off the line and you just catch a pass. You cool with that? All right. Done a lot of double covers this year. So far so good.

We'll see what we got. Oh, God, he's nervous. Oh, boy. Wow. He just took one lazy step to the left and he beat him. He dropped the ball. Oh, yeah, you just took one lazy step to the left and you beat him You dropped the ball Look at that one really got cha they won So let's check in on Ronan Donnienie. See where Rone and Donnie are.

I actually just sent TJ a clip that I stumbled across. They are in Central Park. Are they? Okay. Geo guesser. You're in. Rainbolt. Donnie went swimming in a small pond in Central Park.

He went hippo mode. So what is this hippo mode thing? I've seen Donnie swimming in a small pond in Central Park. He went hippo mode. So what is this hippo mode thing? I've seen Dami Donnie swimming in a lot of various public waters. I think it's mostly floating Jumping into the water and hanging out. Okay, he tries to get in the water anywhere. He travels I didn't know you had to like trample a child or something In Central Park, which is You don't have to eat a crocodile. You feel good about getting over there? Yeah. This is in Central Park, which is unfathomable to me. That is a small pond.

Oh, god. Central Park, when I was there, you think it's probably supposed to be the most relaxed part of New York, right? It's a park. It is relaxed part of New York, right? It's a Fitz Park. It is the most daunting to me. Really? When you just got in there, it just felt so big. And so there's so many pockets and places in there

that I didn't know anything about. And I almost just wanted to get back into the city to get my bearings a little better. Kevin McAllister thought the same thing. Yeah. Well, but he was saved by a pigeon lady. Yeah. Feel like in movies, there's all like movies is all like Chris doesn't look safe

Where's that water coming from he's just taking a little part shower Where's it coming from to be fair this feels pretty hippo mode this is just a homeless man shower Let's get the shot go sit in that one if you can. Let's get a shot. Go sit over there Donnie. I wouldn't get many. So I'm not an expert with New York Geography, but the name would suggest this is about the halfway point. It depends on how far into Central Park they are. No, I think the top of it is way closer to the top than the bottom is to the bottom.

Does that make sense? So Central Park is like 50 blocks long. And it starts at like 60th and goes to like 110th, right? Something like that, yeah. So even at the bottom of Central Park, you're not close to the bottom of Manhattan. So we think they're not even halfway done. I would say... If they're in Central Park right now

I would say you need to be towards the southern end of Central Park to be about halfway Wow So they're walking the whole island. Yeah from top to bottom. Yeah tip to tip tip I would say but that was kind of false advertising because I haven't seen penis one We had close seeing John we need a big there Yeah, they said Depending on where they started. I don't know if they started all the way up there or yes, they did they start Okay, so it looks wall probably more than halfway. Yeah. Yeah, that's my mistake. I'm gonna be chafing after that Oh, no, I don't think you think Donnie will I don't know what you think his legs are too skinny

I think he'll just stop getting more water. Oh, okay. Just stay wet. Yeah, even if he has to get like fire hosed off Think he'll just find more water Danny. Have you ever had any chafing problems? Oh, yeah, I'm glad you asked What about you two over there? Okay? What's your chafing situation? I know I've loved him as I ran a marathon a couple times But I cover my whole body in astro, not astroglide, sorry. Yeah, that makes sense. What is it called? There's a-

Not astroglide. It's not astroglide. Vaseline? There's a stick of something that makes you real slippery, and I covered, like, I, like, went into my butt crack with it. I, like, covered every part. You make yourself slippery as you can get. I made myself so slippery, because I had seen things where people's nipples were bleeding,

where like the chafing is what kills you at the end, and so. I never chafed. I didn't chafe. That's a surprise. You've lived an entirely unchafed life. Entirely unchafed life. I don't even really, 100% no. I guess it's just the shirt rubbing up against the nipples.

Friction. No, it's between the legs that gets steams to work. Between the legs. Oh no, I've always had a, I guess a lubed up body, I guess. I don't know. You have to walk a lot in order to chafe. Oh, no, I've always had a I guess a lubed up body. I guess I don't know I have to walk a lot in order to shave. Okay. Thank you Now we have gotten to the root cause of my non-chains. Also you grew up you grew up very thin I did and tall very skinny and by the time I got body glad not astroglide my bad Freudian slip. Yeah, I like put it between my toes and everything. I like put it every astro glide is lube. Yeah. Yeah

Though I know it we're kind of in a natural lube revolution now where being people are getting back to more Naturally occurring products like coconut oil. Oh, I'll be damned say coconut oil. It's the premier oil for eating What do you say people? the premier oil for eating. What do you say people? Are you doing surveys? We are things I I I are you on? Are you on Reddit forums that are? I feel there's been an undercurrent of support for coconut oil, although

it's like a pina colada. When's the last time coconut oil touched more than 40 percent of your body? More than 40 percent of my body? I mean, it's touching a very centralized region of my body Okay touching all right the rest of it, but but people are now using I think like beef tallow as well Oh, don't do that which I think sounds crazy. That's good. It's like a lot of a lot of face creams and stuff You're just rubbing burgers on you. That's not gonna fuck up your puss Beef tallow fuck up your puss. Thank you for asking that because I was wondering. Wouldn't that like... Could beef tallow fuck up your puss?

TJ Google that. Would beef tallow fuck up your puss? What's that? Beef Wellington? It's like bread wrapped in... They get a beef Wellington in there. That's good. That's puss. Beef for your beef. Oh. Get your beef. Oh. What's up?

Remember when Che said there was no spiders in Chicago? Hahahaha! I think corrected. Yeah. I think corrected, he said. What corrected you? Have you googled it? Someone tweeted the facts.

There are lots of spiders in Chicago. Yeah. Millions. Do you think somebody is behind either a Twitter account or something that is trying to plan? Information with you knowing they can get you I think I think I didn't do a very good job I try to read most DMS And I think I've got this and like half right and was like all right this is not but then I took that piece Away from it, but still you half read it and what was random DM was your what was the I can't find it

I have hundreds of people DM me about solar energy in my What this Negatively affect vaginal health Might be safe for some as it's non-toxic and similar to human sebum right the old pH I've always said it's similar to human sebum, so that's good to have that confirmed. An irritation or some talos. Sure.

You should be good, Kate. I'm gonna stick to not having sex anymore. Yeah. Stick to not having sex. Speaking of not having sex Does anybody want to go to medieval times with me and my family Friday? Oh I can't fuck where is this taking place? there's one in Schomburg right by where I kind of by where I moved and

I have not been to medieval times since my 18th birthday and I cannot fucking wait. I'm gonna know I'm gonna wear my wizard costume How walk me through medieval times is this a a have you ever been? I know the the concept is this one company that tours the country is this just a Idea they have a lot of medieval times. Is it a proper noun like yes? Marked yes, this is the medieval time the Knights hand of God They like have a night union and they went on strike Right before we left for Chicago. Oh sure one in New Jersey all the nights were on strike I did not like very Jersey night Union I went last year for a video and we all had a bet a color night to win

I lost had to wear a night out outfit for a day, but it's a good time It's a great the turkey leg the soup Yeah, it's a great food do like jousting they do jousting. They have a horse kind of a scripted Scripted sort of like the tilt ends with like a scripted like fight and you know the prince it's got intrigue and Betrayals, but I cannot wait. I loved it growing up. I went a few times when I went for my 18th birthday, but I have not been in about 18 years. So this is, TJ, what you're just showing me is this is a permanent building.

Yes, this is not like Rinfair. Rinfair travels. Rinfair is where the fares travel everywhere. But this I could go year round. This is in Chomberg, you drive by it. I just saw this. Oh, there it is. Oh, shit.

These are across the country, right? Yeah, they're everywhere. It's more expensive than you would think. It's like more, it's about the, You drive by this These are across the country We're expensive than you think it's like more. It's about the it's a little bit expensive than a Cubs game right now Let me do you do you want to be fucking entertained or not? It was good. I went a couple months ago with my family that everyone loved it say Experience unlike any other all right there was one in Jersey right there. Yeah, yeah I think I had a birthday there when I need to take Tommy there I think we should do a bar still after dark where they let us go try the

The night competitions because they got to like stick like the Lance like through the rings and everything Yeah, I think I'd be very fun also very self-serving. So just really horse So if anyone's come but I will ask that you dress up. It's not required, but I would encourage you. There's a big time Renaissance fair by me. I can't wait. Bristol, Bristol, the Council.

I was going to go this Saturday, but we're going to be busy unpacking. I think next weekend is going to be. Do they do it all summer? From what I've read, yeah, the Bristol one, I believe, is going in September. Oh yeah, that lady's a fun guy. Yeah, so that's, and they're, I've driven past the fairgrounds I have for, it's gigantic property. Huge.

I've never been, I've never even driven past and seen. You've never been to a Renfest, man? No, I haven't. Is anybody here? Oh, buddy, yes. I think we were talking about it's one of the horniest places on earth. I don't think anybody at Barstool has ever been to a Renaissance. You know how some people, like mints Vince will travel and go to fish whatever yeah like hardcore run fair people travel the country

They camp out on the lots next to the run fair. They live there They have like a whole social worlds where they're all like very Fucking and drugging so like if when does it stop like if you're staying the night What like is there a time after the fair fair where you're still hanging out with each other but you're not actually in the street? You go to the parking lot and you're taking your stuff off? Like, what's up, Jerry? I wanna say you can buy sleepover passes.

But are you still in character? People who are really into it, I think yes. I like to go and role play. What's your go-to costume or role, excuse me? I have a wizard costume that I've been adding to for many years now and I tell her, oh hello, yes good to see you sir. How does this day find you?

By the way your Ren Fair voice was just Mr. Krabs. Yours. Oh God. Wait no that's not me? No Danny's voice. Yeah when you did your little Ren Fair voice it was just Mr. Krabs. That's all it was. His voice is exceptional.

I don't know if I even have Mr. Krabs in my bag. Why are you older? What? Oh, because you know I'm a wizard. Couldn't you be a wizard that's like 35? Well, I'm basically in the vein of Gandalf the Grey though. And if I'm really feeling it, I'll put the full beard and hair on, but that's like a lot for like eight hours.

So a lot of times I won't. So you instead just go as like Gandalf the the middle-aged yeah get off the 36 year old Yeah, but but so I have this costume. I've been adding to it I've got a couple manna potions now a little satchel belt. I still don't have a staff So if I want to take advantage of this bar stool, it's probably like 200 now at this point That's just a grown man putting money into something like that. Just boggles my mind. Yeah That's just a grown man putting money into something like that just boggles my mind. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand. Like grow up, you know, grow up.

But if anybody has any good lead on any good staffs, let me know because I am in the market. So TJ, not TJ, T Bob is looking for as many staffs as he can get sent to him. Send me pictures and 12 year old. That's right. Send me pictures. And 12 year old. That's right. You're still looking for 12 year old Jewish boys? I'm still in the hunt for any 12 year old Jewish boys. But you did say before the show you would settle, because you like young ethnic celebrations, you would settle for a 15 year old Hispanic gal.

I would love a Quinceañera. And I'm not close to a Bat mitzvah. Now I don't feel like Bat mitzvahs get the same hype that bar mitzvahs do. That's the ladies? I believe so. So I will also, I'm not saying no to 12 year old Jewish girls. I would just prefer boys.

Any ethnic underage celebration? Don't sleep on an Italian Northeast communion party. Okay, see, there you go. First communion? Let's go. First unions go go so I need a baby for this No, they're like a second grade second. Okay. They're older. They're old. Okay, okay, perfect. I got a baby guy So seven eight year old Italian as well Where can we get a baby?

Baby on such short notice true. Are you Catholic? No you want to become Catholic? Baby on such short notice. It's true. Hmm. Are you Catholic? No, you want to become Catholic? Maybe yeah, I would I would um, shyly buffs Catholic now. Yeah, I don't loves it I know it's American now like it feels like the right time to Chicago Louisiana Pope Ron and Donnie are asking if they could zoom in. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, they're gonna Jeffrey Epstein's house Okay. Yeah Epstein's house okay yeah let them zoom in. Great segue from what we're doing. TJ you at medieval times were you little? 2001. Wow. Which ones? Oh my god look how tiny you are. But you can still see that it's you that's crazy. Who Is that the king? Whoa. Legend. Wow. That king is definitely behind on some payments. I bet you know how restaurants and stuff have their own social worlds, and it's also very like everyone's hooking up with everyone.

I bet the Medieval Times social lore is behind the scenes. They fuck, right? Yeah, well that's what we were talking about. Renaissance fare is like... But also know that she's saying like, if you're the king king At medieval times like behind the scenes. I bet you are like absolutely I've heard it like Disney if you have a a This not the right word, but like an open-faced Character yeah, like you don't have to cover up. That's like the peak you're at the top of the social hierarchy like princess

Sleeping Beauty you can see yes Like if you're a character where you're not a suit you get like even being a character in a suit to step up like that's big But then if you get to like, you know What about the the people that paint with the water? Mmm, they like power washer like they fucking know they don't they take the water and then they Quartet like on the concrete. I love the barbershop quartet like on the concrete Oh, I love the barbershop quartet. They're there. So fuck who's the lowest? Who's the highest if you get play Mickey the highest now that I don't know cuz it does feel like Mickey Mickey would be

Mickey would be like Mickey one goofy to I feel like goofy is in demand at those I feel like princesses out Ariel or yeah You're probably going Mickey many and then all the Cinderella Cinderella's gotta Cinderella's gotta be in all the way Yeah, just all of them you said open face is top even like the seven dwarves or they got to be above Mickey Well, no, no, no the dwarves are gonna be above Mickey. No, he said open face No, I think Mickey's still even though he's not open face He's a king and the dwarves are not open face. Unfortunately, they're um, yeah Yeah, Jordan Berry from the New York office was chip from tip chip and Dale

And it is the Disney part daughter's obsessed her she had to hang out with Dale all day with a big head on isn't that? the young lady that did The paintings that remember remember, Shell? Chilling with Shells, she still does, yeah. She was a Disney princess, I think. Or at least, I think. Really? I think, maybe I'm misremembering her lore, but she did a painting for me for Christmas,

of me and my wife, excellent. Stunning, I got Laura, Laura Ween, I just. Oh, she did the tunnel, yeah. She did the pictures of my kids that are... I framed them the other day. Framed what? A Yakker drew this gorgeous portraits of my son. Oh, wow.

And from the day we were talking about wheelchairs, like idiots, she was like, I'm in a wheelchair, I like the Yak. And we started talking, she drew these gorgeous photos of my kids. It's amazing. Now they're framed up in my house. Well, we weren't just talking about wheelchairs, we were sexualizing the women in them. What did just happen the whole cave just exploded Okay, they're watching the Orioles earlier

Also, that's cups Brewers is on right now look at the in this for mostly guys in the Tigers game They just did this on there mr. Ed's all-star team Chris What Austin Barnes? Colt Keith Charlie Shoemaker boy somebody really did some good yellow horse yellow horse Morris Oh rain trot Nixon Yeah, those all work that's pretty good Why they did that I don't know keep Brian hey, oh hey Right managed by Buck shoulder

Mississippi State. Oh really? Showhalter? Sure is. I wanna give a shout out to, from the concert last night, the opening band was called the Droptines, and they're up next, they're good.

They were a country band, they played about 45 minutes. Whatever, their music is good, check them out on Spotify. But afterwards the guitar player came up and said hey I'm forget his name sorry but he came up and introduced himself and I introduced myself to him and we shook hands and everything and then every member of the band is a big Yakker. No way. They all like the Yak. Wow. They're all 10X. So shout out to the Drop Tines and their manager, who was the biggest Yakker.

Give me a little sample, Brandon. It was more. So they're a country band. They have one song that's got like eight million listens. They're up next. Damn. What does the lead singer sound like, maybe? So he's got more of a,

I thought he had more of a bluesy voice than a country voice, but it was a very... What does it sound like? I don't, I can't really do a good impression of their lead singer, but it was a bluesy kind of sound. It was a good country sound and guitar and then bluesy. But anyway, shout out to them. They're from Austin, Texas.

They're cool looking dudes. And they're the Yakkers. And... Might get a couple of them in here on Friday but we'll see. Hell yeah. Yep. Did unfortunately have to pay for the t-shirt. You also said that that was the best concert you've ever been to last night?

Best concert I've ever been to in my life, yeah. Luke Holmes, you know, we had him on the show, of course everybody knows who he is, just phenomenal. What an entertainer. Twenty, twenty-five songs just of hits. It's terrific. Kadek was unfortunately over there, too. So you were seated in a balcony? Yeah. Did you have

little binoculars? No, we were right on top of it. We were right on top of it. Oh, I know. That even makes it look even further away than it really was. We were right on top of it. I just always feel like if I was alive sure Well, it's red that's team spot What's up, what are you gonna do this is his door right here, what should we do? What should they do? I assume you've already knocked on it. Oh ding dong ditch. Yeah Let's ding dong non-ditch There's gonna stay you're just ding donging

Some ding dong in a netstein It's not so fun facts about this place Yeah, it was like a key crime site. It's where they found a lot of evidence against him It's where they found that giant portrait of Bill Clinton. It's 21,000 square feet. It's one of the largest private residences in Manhattan. Epstein somehow got it for a buck from the guy who owns Victoria's Secret. It's Wexner. That's the Ohio State guy, right? Yeah.

Yeah. The Ohio State guy. That's right. Yeah, don't forget it. They're biggest booster. I guess you guys could engage in some pedophilia there If it makes you feel any better this place was sold for 51 million and it all went to the Jeffrey Epstein victim Compensation fund. Okay. I mean it makes me feel only marginally better. We didn't feel bad Somebody live there now. Tell them off if they come to the door. We'll tell them off for sure what you did was bad Yeah, that was a very soft knock rung. I don't think you actually want to come to the door Is right there?

Yeah, he said he wishes the house is right there. Is this you? Oh, OK. Yeah. He said he wishes. No, yeah. What are you guys doing? We're just yacking.

Do you think y'all are halfway or not? Uh-oh. Did it almost? Hey, hello? It just beeped. I don't have to hold on. Yes. Do you guys do like paid tours or anything like that?

No, thank you. All right. Do you know who owns? Okay? That was played the downside of buying this place you have weirdos like me and Rome from the top Yeah, I mean actually we're probably worse But what has happened outside of here? Are we the weirdo? Are we the weirdos? Oh No, no, but yeah, but no like I get what you're doing but I don't think that that guy thinks you're a weirdo, but he's also weirdo for buying the I mean he bought the most famous people

Amityville horror home oh So we just learned a fun fact from him when this place got raided they just smashed right down the doors And that's why there's no doorknob on this side What are you guys doing what are you guys talking about we're just yacking we have some beach talk and some ass talk and some pussy talk the usual Basically, this is the whole sheets filled out now that we have a little epstein pedophilia talk Do y'all think y'all are breaking a law right now? I think you're good, right? It's we're in a public street.

I think we're good. We did get yelled at once on this walk. We were filming the Devil Wears Prada 2. We walked by a movie set where they were just shooting it on the streets. We saw Anne Hathaway wearing a veil. All black and there were hearses. So our thought is that oh guys in Devilwood Oh my god

Yeah, but we were asked to move because we were clearly in the shot Other than that it's been pretty smooth sailing. It's been good. Just hope we hope you guys are good We're gonna get out of your hair But once everybody's done with the yak pop on over and watch us go from pedophile house to pedophile house. How far along we think we are? How much longer? We've walked probably about 10 miles so far. Kate's the New York expert. We're almost at the end of Central Park. So is that about halfway or more than half? You're a little more than half, I think. Yeah, we looked at the map and we think you're a little more than halfway Donnie are you chafing from hippo mode?

Are you chafing from hippo mode? No chafing I'm wearing like bamboo boxers. Oh wow Why is there I mean how what how would a bamboo boxers work if he's going panda mode? Don't ask me. They're very soft. My wife got them for me. She's like, they're made out of bamboo fabric. I, okay. All right. Rowan, the beard looks wonderful.

Yes, beard looks good. Love you guys. Just wanted to check in. See you guys soon, okay? We'll end pretty quickly so that you can have the audience and everything. So you guys be back in, yeah. Everybody watch this, watch this live stream. stream ron.com right and yes one of ron's

goals this stream is we have to hit up a basketball court and each make a bucket i feel bad about giving kate the ick yesterday so i promise if you tune in kate it's going to be like it's going to be vastly improved i mean i don't know if the shots gonna be wet But I think my form might make you a little wet already like to subscribe All right guys good luck I spoke too soon Reporting from the Epstein doorstep All right, let me uh, this is the play that they were freaking out about before by the way Cedric Mullins got all the way up

See now that That's outstanding that makes me a little wet. Yeah Hell yeah, that's outstanding. That makes me a little wet. Yeah Hell yeah, I'm soaking Love watching like that kid in the home run derby man. He's probably inspired by him Yeah, that makes you a party didn't even know you could catch a ball like that. Yeah, it's all that you see the kid the home run Derby. Yeah That do made me wet. Oh He's about to go winning the Puma tied or proven

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at world.org. Let's see what you got on the, on the old preparatory sheet here. Devil Wears Prada 2 spoiler. That was a big spoiler. I'm almost nervous about that. That's crazy. That was actually, yeah, I'm like,

can they get in trouble for that? I don't know, but better hope Miranda Priestly doesn't see it. It could have been anyone who died. Who's Miranda Priestly? Have you never seen the Devil Wears Prada? No, I never watched it Yes, I would genuinely like it. I don't think I would like that I don't know. It's a really great story. It's just women. Is it based on a true story? No, it's loosely based on what's-her-face Anna Wintour

Some say but actually some say it's actually based on another lady Who's similar to her who awesome let's get to the important stuff? What is your favorite type of bubblegum and why I? Want to watch that war's product. It's a great. It's genuinely a great movie The guy from entourage and the guy that played the mentalist on CBS show are both in it. There you go on CBS show are both in it. There you go. Ohs is in it. Cody. Cody is on one today.

Cody, come here. Cody has to shave my ass. It's true. You're fired on all cylinders today. Give the people a little something. Give them one. We were talking about winning the poo mode. If you want to talk about winning the poo, maybe a Winnie the Pooh pun real quick poop on real quick winning the poo. Yeah shit. That's t-bob not having to get surgery

Yeah, okay Let's let a process how how is that when he when he the poo? When he the poo when he poos he doesn't have to win here. All right, Cody No, no encore this time somebody gotta do it so I got it. She's my job Cody she masks see see Cody You know I Feel like I speak a lot of people in this office and anyone have a translation for that joke um What's so you not do you not speak Cody? No? I'm having a real hard time Oh, that's all fucking hilarious. I could tell by the way everyone laughed.

Kicked him off immediately. What does your mailbox look like? Oh, Brandon. Good question on here. It is a box. The mail goes into? Yeah. I used to, you know, he's, whatever, crazy question.

My home, my house back in Mississippi when I was growing up We took pride in having the biggest mailbox on the street biggest we had up we had up. Oh, it was that big Is that just is that just a sitting duck? We had a try and that's how we would before before map quest or Google Maps or anything. We're say yeah turn on the road Biggest mailbox on the left now. So just a giant actual box, but like on a wooden post? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Was it a thing where you're from for the rascals in town to ride around in a truck with a baseball bat in mailboxes? I am ashamed to say I participated one time. I drove, but we would knock the mailboxes off. That was a thing that we would do and it's you know You throw eggs as things you do these stupid things as teenagers And then you get to 19 years old and you're like I can't wait to to catch one of these

Teenagers doing this bullshit. We thought it was funny to like stuff your friends mailbox with hot dogs so when they open it up just That's much funnier much better than what than vandalizing people's mail We used to we used to fill Gatorade bottles with piss and then tilt them so that when they opened them it would pour out Oh, that's all that's bad. Yeah, that's that's that's more in the previous Not good things that you want to beat the shit out of I wish there was more Weeners is the that's the the great middle ground Weiner's is the that's the the great middle ground because it's funny. Yeah Don't ever steal a road sign. Oh

Yes, it's Scottsdale, Arizona Yeah, yeah something about when you're like 19 or when you're going to leave in a college You think the best decoration for your apartment? Yeah is a road is a stop sign or a road sign never like an important one I was I never did I had a city limit sign to my hometown. Yeah, it was shit like that. Yeah. Street names. Yeah. They're hard to get down.

They're harder than you think. It takes a lot. We would go out there at like 2 AM. You have a watchman on either side, and then somebody has to just go up there with the tool and do it. They're harder than you think. And they're also taller than you think, a lot of them.

You see the games the gangs play here with The street signs mm-hmm no they bet they if you see a street signs here They'll they'll curl them up and so say this is like the Hawks is this gang But then the raccoons are in the other one or was it the turtles the Hawks versus the turtles and the turtles start to... You've really got your king vernacular down. Is it children's clothes you were reading? I'm just saying. But the turtles will sneak into the hawks' turf at night

and curl up their street sign and in the morning the hawks are like, no, we're asleep. That's a good fit. The mean streets of Chicago. That's the most benign gang warfare I've ever heard of. It's kind of silly, but it happens in my neighborhood all the time. The mean streets of Chicago. That's the most benign gang warfare I've ever heard of. It's kind of silly, but it happens in my neighborhood all the time. And then you go on and it's like whatever gangs beefing with whatever.

And that's how they... Chipmunks are invading in the little bunny rabbits turf. This is like the gangs in Family Matter. It's very lighthearted. It's like, we curled your sign again. This is what they're talking about, Chicago gang. The turtles are... This is dangerous. You'll see how curled that street sign is.

You gotta watch yourself out in these streets too close to home. I had been seeing it and I was like, what is that? And I went onto the internet and that's what I found. You gotta really put some effort into curled a street sign. Yeah. I guess you just put a plier on it and just pull it back? And then you have to call the city and have them come like flatten it out again. And then guess who comes back, the Turtles.

But the people that straighten it out are like hardened cops. But now they're like, I can't believe I got to finish this shit. Not in another way. The city, man, another day, another sign. Another crowd sign. Did you ever, did y'all ever see the power team growing up? Meaning what?

The group of weightlifters that would do feats of strength while evangelizing Christianity. I didn't know they were called the power team, but I'm aware of them. Fuck yes, dude. They used to take those cast iron pots and just bend them in their hands. And then rip Facebook or rip phone books. Bench press on nails. And then they'd, you know, preach you a little bit. We had a powerlifting champion from the town over from me called bull, bull Stuart, I think. And he would, it's a good name. He would rip phone books and he would do all this dirt. And then you,

you realize as a kid, he'd rip phone books. That doesn't sound too hard. And then you grab it and just, just whatever impossible. But I don't think the kids in this office know what a phone book is. No, the interns. Damn. Damn. That's crumping. I'm still on that seven M TikTok dance cult thing because he got arrested the other day. But that's crumping is like Kingdom. It's like an acronym for it's like a it's like crump dancing to praise God. It's like, who knew? Every every activity has an evangelical group.

It does the snake people like street drummers. I think there's some evangelical fucking love Street, yeah The Lord works in mysterious ways sometimes Sometimes you tear a phone book or Every year we have a fire and headbutt through it the artists who would come to your church with like only one toe and he would who would come to your church with like only one toe and he would paint this dramatic scene while dramatic music plays.

Is street drumming something that we give credit to being good even if it isn't good? Like a guy could be banging on a upturned bucket outside and I just automatically think oh wow this guy's talented. That's pretty impressive. It might be really, he might be a terrible drummer. But I haven't heard bad street drumming to be completely. Can you judge drumming? Yeah I'm like wow, it's all the same somebody get Brandon a bucket right now I want you to impress me with your I know I didn't say I could do it

But I feel like the baseline of me being impressed with a street drummer is very low Okay, I think like the bucket boys you might be more impressed that they're all in sync. You know, there's like four of them in a row. For themselves, I think they're just kind of doing their own. They're doing their own song. I when I drive home the long way sometimes to avoid the interstate, I go through an area which is really thick with street drummers and they'll walk out into it's two lane road. They're walking in the middle lane and they'll walk walk through the cars and doing it I'll just give them I'll give them all the money I got this is a good place to play my drum I'm like wow you're 17 so I'm sitting here stuck in traffic and

you're drumming for me here's all my cash I gotta take up drumming I can listen to music this is in my car now. This is crazy. I never thought of it. I never realized I could be entertained by music while driving until... What do you listen to every day in your journey? On the way in podcasts, on the way out on Mondays I listen to my rap playlist. On Tuesdays I listen to 90s.

On Wednesdays I listen to country music. On Thursdays maybe something more up tempo and then Friday's just my feel good playlist. I feel good, I'm out of here for the weekend playlist. It's a system. Yeah, but coming in it's always, I can't listen to music in the morning. I listen to podcasts.

Yeah, what's like the newest rap or music in general you listen to it usually it there's pretty strong dividing line right about 2005 Okay, we're just kind of drops off the cliff now some some will get in there some new stuff will get in there But mostly mostly you just missed the card of three man Right out. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's definitely not in there. Really? Yeah, the last thing probably. Probably speaker box to love below and college dropout or the cut off. Yeah, that that's like that reminds me of driving to high school. Yeah. All of us. It is forever 2005. I got married in 2006. So almost all my pop culture that I still watches from before that when you hear Caroline are you Are you thinking that song first or sweet Caroline? No, I'm thinking that song first. Okay. Yeah over sweet, Caroline. Yeah

Talking to some interns who've never even heard roses That's bad Sweet Caroline does go through generations, right? Yeah, if you say the word Caroline Speaker box has a ridiculous amount of value. It was it was the right. It was like two full-length albums price of one Yeah, and Andre dude one big boy to the other they crossed over and just single after single kept coming out of it Yeah, yeah, which then gave you the ability to be like, well, I actually liked Roses.

And not only. Before Roses. Not only singles, but some of the most iconic singles in the history of singledom. Still upset that Andre didn't go on that stage with Big Boy at the Super Bowl. Yeah, well, I'm upset that the last album we got from Andre was just a flute album.

Yeah, I tried listening to it. You just can't, it was just a flute album. Yeah, I tried listening to it. You just can't, it's just a flute. It's good, but like, yeah, I wasn't like on mushrooms so I didn't want to just listen to the flute. Kate, did you play the flute? I was drums. You were drums? And viola.

Street drummer. Badly at both, terrible at both. What do you got against flutes? My mom wouldn't buy me the drums so I only got the drum pad I had to practice on and that's not as fun you lose your passion Well, that's about the actual that's why she bought you bad. Yeah, we're making a lot of money from Brandon. No ice. Yeah Brian you play the flute, huh? No The skin flu Wow Brandon

Danny fucking love, you wanna uh Now I'll give a little space before I dive into the end. I'm Brandon Suckin Walker. What's the male equivalent of getting your nails done? Getting your beard trimmed. Getting your nails done I think. I think it's just getting your nails done. Getting your beard trimmed. Getting your nails done, I think. I think it's just getting your nails done. You strike me as a pedicure guy. No, my feet are fucking awful.

They look like tectonic plates. Tideus? Tideus, you a pedicure guy? That's my grandpa. Yes, but I don't do it as often as I would like. But yes, if I had to pick a life with pedicures or a life without, I would,, I mean Yeah, well self-care very important. Mm-hmm. I highly recommend it to everybody. I don't like people touching my feet really I don't think they're bothered by that. I

Find it's okay when it's a stranger and and that's their job, right? I don't mind for a stranger touching your feet as opposed to a loved one. Yes. I don't want a loved one touching my feet I don't want to put that on a loved one like with a stranger it's the there's a buffer zone because we don't know each other we never have to see each other again so you can deal with these nasty feet the problem is what if you become the cautionary tale or when they're telling tales of pedicuring they're're like, this one time, this dude sat in his chair. You wouldn't believe the gnarled, crusty, ugly, stinky. Ignorance is bliss. Okay, all right.

You know, it's like I know that my friends talk shit when they're on long drives about me and my wife. Because everybody does, about everybody at some point. He's always walking around half naked. Yeah. Yeah, exactly right exactly, right? But it's okay. I don't want to hear them talking shit. It's all good. That's just normal That's whenever I get waxed that's like they always I feel like the waxer has like a speech They give every live where they're like, don't worry. I've seen way work. Yeah, exactly. You're like, okay I'm gonna quit this

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citrus kick. Don't mind if I do. That'll be sponsoring the camp again. That's going to be a great time. Did you go last year? No, I'm talking pointy you guys I know we can't see fun. You didn't know I was I got married like right. That's right I was on my honeymoon. Yeah, and of course you didn't go you weren't here. So you're going right? Yeah, I'm super excited I've never gone to Summer camp I went to like sports camps. Yeah same I like it is something I've never done but I was jealous because I think that's from summer camp would come back thought like the making out Handjob story. Yeah, that's exactly right. We're gonna be doing oh, I don't know about y'all But when we had it on the calendar last year before we went it was the thing I was dreading the most I thought it

Was the dumbest idea I've ever heard I did not want to go you loved it It was awesome, and I can't wait to get back it was very wholesome to it was Like we were just like all playing card games and being silly I said my fires and and yeah, it was really catching up with people. It was great You should bring some buckets a dual Little drum around the fire did I that would be the most impressive thing I've ever seen it wouldn't take I don't know what obviously they're watching the Orioles game. This is the most Animated I've ever heard them be as far as watching a game what the fuck oh geez they're live they're live

on gambling during the act they're like yeah it's a DraftKings promo DraftKings daytime live stream after the yeah every person okay so they're performing they're not performing but they're they're they're doing a thing that person that works they got company is currently live right now The yakagami though now I mean you've been cuz I've never done it. Yeah, I've been only been on a couple and I've never done it with Titus Um has to be a yakagami then Yes, we did we did eight Eddie and Danny. Yeah before mm-hmm

Yeah, I gotta find out if the if, I know Big Cat's back tomorrow. I don't know about Nick and KB. They said Thursday. They said, but I think they said they were coming back Thursday, correct? Correct. I don't know. I gotta, I'll wait. I like their Doing the Most trailer. Yeah, speaking of, I can't wait to see that. That looks really cool. Donnie, Nick, KB. Yeah, smart. And that comes out on the 10th. Am I right? The eighth or the 10th. Also, I don't know the full story behind the mascots movie that I know a lot of people are involved. Yeah, but it looks out of order. Yeah, fucking so good. And when does that come out? Also, the

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, there will be multiple acoustic guitars at camp There was like a bonfire night where it was karaoke in kind of it was a good time There's a there's multiple bonfire sites including one that like is tiered Down there's like a hill that goes like a stadium Makes a natural amphitheater right there where everybody it Do you have a blob? Uh-huh. Yep. We tried last... It worked to a point and then... I don't want to say too much. I think they're... they've made efforts to attempt to make it better. A better blob. You just gotta have... We have a bad blob. You gotta have a platform, like a really high platform to jump off of. Right. So then you really... Our platform wasn't high enough. I don't think the blob was anchored very well.

The people placement on the receiving end of the blob wasn't great either. You had to lay on the end, cross your arms. You couldn't sit at the right spot to get launched. Well, you couldn't really even get traction to get on the blob because it would slip out from under you and fall off. So we need a better blob. You're right. I'm going to blob some motherfuckers. I bet you're a hell of a blobber. I am. T-Blob. So Ron and Donnie are live. The gambling cave is live. If you need live

entertainment this afternoon, we got you. We also have the climber thing, the rat race, which went live earlier. I feel like we're just in everybody's way to be honest. Yeah. TJ, you want to spin the wheel? check out tip to tip with wanton Don and Roan after this if you wanna go I guess go check out any of it all of it all of its good Kate and Friends tomorrow at 9 well except that can I ask the group what your favorite chicken tender chicken nugget dipping sauces I think there's gonna be a much like a I just like a classic ranch.

A nice homemade ranch if you got it. Yeah, if I only get one choice, yeah. Never been a honey mustard guy. Barbecue's just okay. I like a classic ranch. At Chick-fil-A, I swirl the mayonnaise, the ketchup, and the honey mustard together, and that's my like-

Now, when mayonnaise get into everything for you? Yeah, it's incredible. Big time. When you say honey mustard, do you mean Chick-fil-A sauce, or do you mean like the actual honey mustard? Chick-fil-A's actual honey mustard. Okay. Yeah, it's incredible. When you say a honey mustard. Do you mean Chick-fil-a sauce? You mean like the actual honey mustard chick-fil-a is actual honey mustard. Okay. Yeah Yeah, I think honey mustard it's way up there again guys I'm big fan of this Midwest thing where you can get the cheese sauce at Chick-fil-a

I'm uh, I'm curious of why she needed to She warned that question. Yeah, what's your answer? Yeah, I liked that question on the other and it didn't get addressed so before we close I don't want to just you just want to say yours. It's easy tonight now. Nothing crazy. I like honey mustard or barbecue Okay, but I thought there'd be a I thought brain would be heavy on the chick-fil-a sauce. You know what che? No, I actually get Polynesian. I like Buffalo sauce che incredible to remember. It was smeared all over his Goutrements, yeah Polynesian sauce Have you ever bought the have you ever bought the Polynesian sauce

from the grocery store? No. It's tough, dude. Because I need it to be special when I get it. You want to put it on everything. I used to just walk by the fridge and just get squirts straight to the dome. The Polynesian sauce?

Yeah. All right. Never thought about that, Brandon. Good. He's opened up a whole new world for us. I've never had a Polynesian squirt right into my mouth yeah I am great I thought you were Brandon sucking water never ponies reminds me I gotta call the rock all right spin it and then Danny's this your first weekend car gonna be hilarious definitely we should keep doing this

Somebody's getting wet and we have to go do three videos. Did you leave tomorrow for Jersey Shore? No next weekend next weekend. Mm-hmm. Not that many people on the show today. Oh fuck. Am I Eddie? I'm Eddie You're well, he'll change your t-bob You can't be Eddie Cody is on the wheel is on the wheel Sweet good stuff. This will be good. I make me sad We're gonna end the show with with four seconds of somebody walking in here wet yeah pretty dumb We gotta add some new slices soon. I see date with Kate got taken off. Well we have one with Steph still.

Yeah. We got one in the... That's right, we got one in the hopper. We gotta get Steph out there. Oh, so Brian Hayes got traded. Was he on the whole horse team? He's on the pirates. Alright, T-Bob. There All right, T-Bob.

Fucking Wayne. It's huge. So what is this? What does this mean? Oh, yeah, no, it means you have to get wet. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, I'm free. Okay, thank God. Thank God. Oh, come on.

Totally gonna do it. Oh, man. Oh, thank God. Brandon, what do I do? It's going to be me. You just have to, we'll take a shootout. Go ahead and take a shootout. Cody? We can't, we're going to the thing. I know. So I can't do it. I would have done it. You would have done it. You would have done it. You would have had to do it, Ty. I was going to do it, but that's why I was asking because I was like, I can't do it, but I'm going to do it. Yeah.

I guess we were just gonna have to cancel. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I gotta do it. It's not you. We also Danny don't need it to be TJ. TJ. Although have we ever been TJ though? the Undefeated against the white wheels. MBD. You've never gotten away. Mm-mm.

Is it best to seven on this final round? It is. We're tied at one. In this round, you want your name. Thank you, Jay. Oh, you want every round you want your name. Oh, yes. There's never a time where you don't want your name. That's a two to one.

Battle of the booth. Oh, most most dangerous lead and wheel. All right, too. Can he set up the pivotal game seven? He can. Wow. Yeah, it's just out of this one spin.

That's where all the phrase in sports game seven to drench them. All right. Congratulations, Jay. Sports game seven to drench them all right congratulations Jay It's to go get wet. Uh-huh lucky now. We our producer leaves the show for a little bit so get wet So we sit here He gets wet he comes down he's on camera for point four seconds, and then we in the show where do we lose? And that's what are some things from the past that were on the wheel that have since been taken off There was slap wheel which I hated of course how will towel whip what should do you know fart eliminator right fart eliminator? We'll see you probably come back

We tried to hit like two or three times in the span of three weeks, so it kind of taking off So what made wet stay? It's the wet wheel It started With being started with wet yeah, I think Nick off-handedly said we should have a wheel where somebody gets wet and That that changed the course of human history. I don't think Nick fully understand. Maybe he does fully understands his power Nick just be saying shit. If Nick said something, it is going to happen. Wump sheep's gotta be the top example of just like.

I don't think, there's ever been a time where Nick said something where a couple of weeks later he's like, I shouldn't have said that. Yeah. Yeah, Wump sheep was the. Wump sheep was the heat chip. The low point. Where Nick was just like, I'm just gonna say shit

and see if I do it. Who's. Well yeah, we have to do it Worm sheep was you either had to go go and wake up mincy or had to eat an entire lamb and Nick wasn't even here that day either no and white boy Rick we we had chef Donnie prepare Smoke a big lamb and he ate it out there Yes for another after what one of the more expensive yaks we've ever had, probably.

It was delicious. Worth it. I give it that. Nick wasn't here, it was his idea, when we told him how it went, he goes, okay. And then that was it. You guys actually did that. Yeah, it dominated the whole show.

Mousetraps are pretty big at one point, right? Mousetrap was on the wheel. We overdosed on mousetraps. We mainlined mousline mouse for a while That could probably come back though. I mean I was one of the most staunch Detractors of mousetraps whatever what about like I don't know What about never mind? I'm gonna stop myself a light t-z that idea okay t Bob what about tall chair would feel like a really tall chair Do like high chair like a super like a lifeguard like it's this chair, but

I like tall chair. Tall chair's good. Put it on the wheel, too. He's getting wet. Do you do a tiny chair if you have tall chair, though? Do you do a tiny chair or no chair? Like a child-sized chair? Yeah, a tiny chair is better than no chair. Maybe mystery chair.

You can get any kind of like a... Oh, chair wheel. Chair wheel determines your... You have to be in a wheelchair for a week. All right, so... Electric chair. I assume TJ is probably on his way back pretty wet. What if he was just decided to take the most

luxurious shower? It's really what TJ is one that he he he never half asses the way he's coming back. So you so how many times everybody gotten wet in here? Like 10,000. I'm probably four or five. TJ's the the most so TJ has an outfit already Here ready to go. He's like, I doubt it, but he's a wet day. He has gotten wet a lot Yeah, there was a time where he might have had a streak of like four in a row Where he was the wet guy? I definitely thought when it landed on my name was me And I was like, we really need to be better. We could have you could have tricked the fuck

Yeah, cuz I went thousand percent was like god damn I've got this Hooping wound to my ass. I'm gonna go get fucking wet for this gorge That's a that's quite the one-two punch Yeah No, no not today I was a consultation Okay, turns out maybe I don't have to have the full surgery. So that's a big win.

But that's why I need Cody to shave my ass. Okay. Okay, I understand now. I didn't know that that's how Cody started working here in the first place. Shaving. He was doing freelance ass shaving. Anybody who's like cracking... Uh-oh!

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Man what am I wet Yo, this guy wet. All right, go watch everything else. I'm gonna watch the ronan, uh donnie stream But everything else is good, too. I love you guys. Bye