The Yak - Brandon Made "Sweet Love" Last Night. I Have To Live With That Visual Now So Do You | The Yak 8-6-21

Episode Date: August 7, 2021

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On Friday. Hi. We have, we've drafted. We've drafted Mr. Jeff DeLow of Dozen Trivia fame. Hi, Jeff. Hello. Electric. Hello, Owen. How's it going?

Sass. Hello. Did you do anything last night? No. Cool. I don't even remember what I did yesterday. Oh, I went on a, I walked for six miles. Why?

Holy shit. Had to. Well, we left. You didn't have to. I did yesterday. Oh, I walked for six miles. Why? Holy shit. Had to. You didn't have to. We left the office right after the act. When we left the office yesterday, I said to Sass, what do you think you're going to do today? And he said, I think I'm just going to go through it. Wait. Just seriously.

Just had to go through it. Yeah. I do notice you guys sometimes get in a pattern of showing up at the office right before the act and leaving right after the act. There's maybe five people here today. No, today I'm leaving as well as soon as we get done. We can all leave together if you'd like. So you just went through it yesterday?

Yeah, I just went on a walk. It was going to be a run. I was going to run for 10 miles. That was my goal. I ran for a mile and a half. That's pretty good. I decided to clock out. Central Park is a lot more hilly than I

remembered it being. It's like I was running uphill the entire time. Yeah, Central Park is very hilly in a lot of spots. It's what, like I said, people do to not only make themselves think they're happy, but other people. Central Park is low-key the most intimidating place in New York

for me. You get outclassed very easily. Yes. Anything you want to do, there's somebody doing it better. Even if you just want to chill, there's low-key the most intimidating place in new york for me you get outclassed very easily yes anything you want to do there's somebody doing it better even if you just want to chill there's somebody like chilling on a full bed a full mattress yeah there's like every time i go to central park i'm just there to discover something to do but every time i go somebody everybody is there for a reason everybody has their plans like i'm thinking oh just take it easy the weather's nice and there's a yoga group listening to kenny loggins over here they've got their entire life figured out i just always figure

i'm the least put together person here people are like larping and stuff yeah they're doing i wore sweatpants to central park once and i felt like i like was i had to go home and change everybody in central park knows exactly why they're in central park. Yeah. And I just always get intimidated by that. I don't do very well. No, it's not a very friendly area. It's shockingly not friendly. Yeah. It's probably the place in New York I wish I would have spent more time at,

but I've only been there two afternoons. Yeah, but you don't really have a reason to go. You don't live here. I've lived in New York my whole life. I think I've been like four times. Yeah, I really went when I got a dog. Otherwise, I never really. I went for a science project in high school.

I went to the zoo, and I went to a dinner. You grew up knowing it's dangerous at night. That's what they tell you. Yeah. Yeah, but that's just fear mongering, right? Maybe. I went on a run there the other night at like 10 p.m. There was no one in the park, and I was like, I shouldn't be here. I don't believe you. I mean, everywhere on earth is where it's dangerous at night there's no one in the park and i was like i shouldn't be here

i don't believe everywhere on earth is where to go i saw one person the entire time but i'm saying you went for a run at 10 i was going to go to the gym but then i was like i'm just gonna run they laid the writing i decided to run on my way to the gym what'd you say they laid the writing pass up though so i actually used to run i lived i used to live near there and i would run there pretty frequently and one time i was doing the entire park with my wife, and it was like six-plus miles. And if you get to the back, there's an area called Harlem Hill where it is very hilly.

And we were complaining about how difficult the run was. And then out of another path that converged onto ours was a runner with two blades for legs. We felt like huge assholes. Oh, wow. Humble brag that your wife can run six miles. Oh, well. Okay, but also the blades for legs. We felt like huge assholes. Humble brag that your wife can run six miles. Oh, well. Okay, but also the blades for legs thing.

I feel like there's a little bit of an advantage there. There's a little bit of cheese. They're bouncing off of those blades. Yeah. I mean, that was a real discussion when Oscar Vistorius was not in jail. He was running the Olympics. They're like, yeah, but is that an advantage? He's bouncing.

Oh, it's definitely an advantage. Can he really be allowed to be in the regular Olympics? People would say that. No shin splints. He doesn't have feet. Yeah, they were... That was an actual debate. Like, he has an advantage. Whatever happened to him since he killed that broad?

He got convicted of killing the broad. Okay, yeah. Who did he kill? His girlfriend? His girlfriend, yeah. Said it was self-defense. Shot her through the bathroom door. Doesn't sound like self-defense at all.

Was he shooting from the bathroom or from the bedroom? So he recognized the voice. You've got to hear both sides. Yeah. The Blade Runner. Great nickname. That's a shame because now. It is a shame.

You know what the biggest shame is, though? The fact that he killed that girl. That's a bigger shame than losing the nickname, I think. Correct. Although the nickname is a big deal. Really fucked up. My favorite part of the Stephen Chase story was just the fact that he came out with the number 6.5. He and his wife walked 6.5 miles right after he found out you did 6 miles.

Yeah, well, I've done the whole thing. I've walked the entire park and back. That's how far the park is. It's like a little over 6. Yeah, so I'm sure Sass did the same thing. No, no, I did six total i think i walked to like i walk now i just walk to the whatever that big body of water is in the middle of it yeah and then i lap around it and then i head home you seem very melancholy about this

entire chain of events no it was a good time it was very sunny out it was nice oh and what'd you do last night uh went to a comedy show and then went out went home you woke up you go to whether it's with sass or not you go to comedy shows a lot like every night no once a week i'd say i was invited i just that's another thing to go through it i didn't know the comics right i you can't go through it if you're a comedy club right that's the opposite of going through it yeah well it depends if the comedy if the comedian you're not a comedy guy i'm a huge comedy guy actually one of the two things that i wish i've done more in new york was go to central park and go to comedy clubs like i have not been to a single comedy club but again most of my time here has been in covid i really wish i was going to comedy clubs and seeing live comedy yeah there's like the same price as going to a movie yeah it's a

lot more entertaining than that and there's like the most famous comedians like in the world or in new york yeah it's another intimidating one to me because i don't know where to i feel like if i break down and i buy tickets or i go right then i will end up just going to like the walmart of comedy clubs when across the street in a basement there's going to be some funny ass people and I'm just watching like a Jeff Foxworthy impersonator. Oh, an impersonator. I don't know if Jeff Foxworthy liked me.

You found a big one if you got Jeff Foxworthy. There's a Louis C.K. show next week. Really? Yeah. That we were invited to go to. We were invited? Or you guys were invited? We were by someone else within the office. Was that Florent invited? No. Or you guys were invited? We were. By someone else within the office. Was that Florentine? No.

I wish. He rocked. Yeah, Florentine was good yesterday. Was Crank Yankers a big deal to you when it came out? What's that? You're a little older than me, but was Crank Yankers good? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that was the coolest fucking thing in the world.

Well, I was... Puppets that made prank phone calls? Did you like the Jerky Boys? The old tapes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just thinking of that. What do you guys think about the Louis C.K show because i was thinking about it i was like i do i want to go yes if people found out that i was there i'm sorry i would absolutely go you would go

yeah why definitely go people would get mad i feel like fuck them you're gonna get canceled for going to yeah louis ck people like walk out of his shows. Fuck them. Why? Wait, why are people walking out? Why are they there in the first place? Because they'll be at another show and he'll show up. I don't know. They're not always on the show. Everybody in the world fucks up. Yeah, he fucked up and it was terrible and everything, but he's a...

That's a separating art. But if you love comedy, if you love comedy... One of the female comics last night, actually, was she had toured with Louis C.K. And she was on tour with him when the news came out that he was jerking off in front of his openers. Yeah. But she was like, I don't know, a little gender fluid. So her mom called and was like, oh, did he do this to you? And she was like, no. And then she said she started getting defensive that she was the only one he didn't do it in front of.

Oh. I said the other day to somebody, I said, I was talking about the movie Midnight in Paris by Woody Allen. He was like, I fucking love that movie. I go, still? I'm like, yeah, man. I'm like, hey, it stinks.

Like, Woody Allen stinks, but like, it's a fucking delightful movie. I get Subway at least twice a month. I'm not going to like stop liking Midnight in Paris. Me and Steven check it together two weekends a month to watch Cosby Show marathons together. Jesus. He likes the later seasons.

I like the earlier seasons. He likes when it gets a little bit more Theo-centric. I like the earlier seasons when it's more Cliff. Lisa Bonet gets the braces off. That's when it starts. Do you like long hair braided Lisa Bonet or do you like early Lisa Bonet? Early Lisa Bonet. Oh, you like teenage Lisa Bonet. Okay, well there's braided Lisa Bonet or do you like early Lisa Bonet? Early Lisa Bonet.

Oh, you like teenage Lisa Bonet. Okay, well there's... Legal Lisa Bonet. College student Lisa Bonet. Ah, Hillman, yes. Good Will Hunting, I think, is like all of our favorite movies. What's that canceled for? Harvey Weinstein.

Weinstein. Oh, really? Okay. That's like almost every movie. Right, I can't cancel. Weinstein made a lot of good movies. Yeah, I mean, so I can't cancel all the movies remix to ignition oh yeah okay do you still listen to michael jackson i very much do yeah they did yeah very much do i yeah i listen and watch a lot of canceled people i think

michael jackson's arguably i mean numbers wise i guess bill cosby michael jackson the description of it, arguably the worst. As far as what he did? Yeah. There's such a funny South Park episode about that. Also, I recently re-watched House of Cards. The kids are all just playing. I mean, it was mildly ironic, but...

That one's different because he was... That one's just too many to keep track of. That's the other thing, too. Yeah. I don't even... What happened with House of Cards? House of Cards, he Cards He was already like Being outed as a monster Right

While they were Putting episodes out The last season Maybe it was the last season I forget the last season I finally watched the last season Jesus That's when she's the president

Right That show So I Does that show hold up at all Even the early seasons Oh yeah No the first season The first season and a half or so

Of that show do hold up Like it does hold up I mean Fucking David Fincher did it I remember watching David Fincher I remember watching it The first season and a half or so of that show do hold up. It does hold up. I mean, fucking David Fincher did it. I remember watching it the first season and being like, oh, I love this. This is awesome. This is fantastic. And then I watched the second season, and they kept doing these just –

the storylines are just wild and overblown. Oh, the president murders people? Yeah, it is a little out there. He tricks the vice president into going to be the governor of Pennsylvania. He's killing people. He's leaving people in the cars. I just like...

It doesn't hold up to me at all. I don't know. Even the good seasons. Yeah, I'm a big Fincher guy. Like the West Wing. You go back, that holds up spectacularly.

I was never a big fan of that show. You were too young, though. No, we watched it in my AP Gov class in high school. You just didn't like it. Wait, wait, wait.

West Wing or... West Wing. Yeah, West Wing is very very i thought it was all right i wasn't like obsessed i think it's so good the early season of the west wing i think are some of the best drama in the history tv however one that's obviously incredibly subjective but also it's sorkin and so he is uh you don't fuck with sorkin is west wing the whole line where it's like the one rico uses oh does that come from the west wing they're getting in the foxhole yeah where it's like the one Rico uses. Oh, does that come from the West Wing? They're getting in the foxhole? Yeah. I don't think so.

If that's from the fucking West Wing. I don't think Rico's smart enough to watch the West Wing. I didn't say that. You said that. I know I did. Fuck you, Rico. I ain't scared of you. I keep talking.

I'm just going to look it up. I don't think Rico's a dumb guy. No, he's not a dumb guy at all. He messes with family. Yeah, that's West Wing. Is it? The foxhole? What. I don't think Rio's a dumb guy. No, he's not a dumb guy at all. He doesn't mess with family. Yeah, that's West Wing. Is it? The foxhole? What?

I don't remember that. Yeah. And you know the West Wing really well. I do. I do know the West Wing. Great fucking show. The whole thing where you're walking along and you get stuck in a foxhole. Is anybody here an arrested development guy?

No, I'm not. The priest says pray. The doctor throws down a prescription. But the friend says, hey, I've been down there before, and I know the way out. He hops down. Yeah. Okay. All right.

Leo. I'm talking about his drinking. Oh, yeah. I love Leo so much. That's good shit. Second season finale of West Wing is, I think, the best episode. Two cathedrals. Jeff, I had a movie I wanted to ask you if it's worth watching.

Oh, movie talk. Waiting. You've never seen Waiting? No. Wow. Waiting was a revolution when i was in high school because it was a movie that i mean it's obviously satirical but it's about like what happens at restaurants wasn't literally on the dozen yesterday it was waiting was on the

dozen yesterday oh my sister like told me to watch it a few days ago waiting came out when i was in high school and then you'd be like oh i'm never eating in a fucking chain restaurant again they're gonna put pubes in all my food like that oh yeah it... Oh, yeah. It was, like, a big deal. But what is... It's Ryan Reynolds, Dane Cook. Ryan Reynolds, Dane Cook, yeah. Who's the dude from Accepted? No, not John...

Wait. No, the other guy. Justin Long? Yeah. Also, who's in it? Andy Milonakis is in it. Oh, fuck you. Emmanuel Schrieke's in it.

I forgot about Andy Milonakis. There's a lot of people in it. The Andy Milonakis show was my favorite thing ever. It doesn't really hold up, but it's like, I don't know. It's one of those movies where you just... I don't understand the age differences with you guys. How would you know the Andy Milonakis show? Wasn't that 15 years ago?

Yeah, I had older sisters, though. So I think I just consumed... Old things. Just like media above my pay grade at a younger age. How old do you think Andy Milonakis is right now? 38. No, I think he's older. I think he's 45. Sass? Do you know who that is?

Yeah. I'm going to go with 42. Brandon on the nose, 45. Wow. I hung out with him back in college. Yeah, you guys were good pals. Yeah, really good pals. Me and Andy M. You were a big Tucker Max guy.

Huge Tucker Max guy. Huge Tucker Max. Who's Tucker Max? Hope they serve beer in hell. No, I'm just a Tucker Carlson guy. That's one of the worst movies ever made. They made a movie out of that book? Yeah.

Really? If you want a read, I actually started reading it on lcb and i said this is too much tucker max's old boy oh my god wait andy milanakis is the guy that looks really young yeah yeah i didn't want to be wrong but i thought that's what it was he had the most viral tweet of 2020 he had that viral video trying to buy cigarettes like four million likes yeah it says like uh congratulations with the people with the astronauts who went up. Yeah. Not these recent ones.

Yeah. But it was during like the lockdown. It said congratulations like the people who leave Earth. It was something like that. Yeah, he had the most viral tweet of the year. Yeah, I saw they were selling it as an NFT for like a million dollars. So that was really picking easy fruit. Congratulating the people that got to leave Earth when we were in the worst time ever.

I mean, did any of us tweet it? That's true. Yeah, yeah. But if you go in space, tweet it? That's true. Yeah, yeah. But if you go in space, you get close to the sun. The fucking sun. Have you ever seen his video of him? He just, like, live streams everything he does. That got 3.6 million likes?

743,000 retweets. Oh, I love the refreshing by saying a million likes crazy. That's just a great move. I mean, I don't really get why. Why does it have so many likes? I mean, that was like right because that's just like every single person gets that joke. You know what I mean?

There's no niche. That was everybody in the world. The list of most retweeted tweets. Yeah, I guess that's true. Everybody. That should have 7 billion likes. The list of most retweeted tweets yeah i guess that's true everybody that should have seven billion likes the most retweeted tweets of all time like top 20 it's like a bunch of k-pop shit the ellen selfie the stupid fucking nuggets kid uh and then carter demar demarius randall the browns saying everyone who retweets this gets a jersey if the calves beat the warriors it's like one of the top 20 retweets really the like the of the top 20 retweeted tweets of all time. Really? The top liked and retweeted tweets

are all within a million. They're all low millions. I don't think any tweet has over 10 million likes, does it? I don't know what the most likes is. But the K-pop... I just know the Randy's tweet

is not number one anymore. The K-pop accounts get over a million likes on every single one of their tweets. What's the really big K-pop group? BTS. BTS. BTS.

BTS. Every single tweet of theirs gets over a million likes. They'll do like, good morning, smiley face. Yeah. And it's like, no one gets that many. It's insane. 4.1 million retweets? You suck, 2020? Like, just go to BTS' Twitter account

and then look at the numbers of everything they've recently... It's insane. It's truly crazy. It's one of those... Yeah, it's insane. Good hair day, by the way, Jeff. Oh, thanks. Son of a bitch. You as well.

Look, I look a little chubby, though, so it's a shit to shame. What's your shirt? It's Luann from The Housewives. Why do you say that so matter-of-factly? Like, oh, okay. What? It's Luann from The Housewives?

No, it's Luann. I mean, it's Luann from The Housewives. Okay. Is Ramona a housewife? Yeah, Ramona Singer. That's the one that... She blonde? There were fake stories that her and Dave were dating.

Is she blonde? Dave was like, no. Yeah. A girl I know ran into her on the street in the city, and she went live, and Ramona was just asking her and all her friends why they love her. Oh, dear. Love Ramona. She's like, you recognize me.

Why do you love me? Dorinda's in his office soon. Yeah, yeah yeah I think someone in Ramona's camp or something they consistently give like page six like fake stories that that like her and Dave and Dave has to be like he's like no I got a carrot hashtag carrot 2.5 million likes just go to their just go to their feed like that is just look at the numbers 15 hours ago 470 000 i mean it's insane holy fuck like no one on the internet gets like gets that many likes just you're just not like they're they're putting nothing on there 2.3 million they are a cheat code and you'll see

brands use them as a cheat code like that's this is nuts yeah they're They are a cheat code, and you'll see brands use them as a cheat code. Like, this is nuts. Yeah, they're a cheat code for engagement. It's crazy. Okay. Imagine if that was you. But you just tweeted out, like, a Mississippi State clip. 2.3 million?

Yeah, 400,000 retweets. Not a big deal. 2.3 million on a Dak Prescott jersey. Imagine we could get a JPPINT up to like 200,000 retweets. Nick has a tweet that almost has a million likes. Does he? Yeah. I think it's like 800K or something. I think the most of anyone at this company, it's actually gone because his account got deleted.

Ken Jack, he posted that guy. I want to say he's in china who drinks beer remember oh oh yeah yeah donnie yeah he tweeted out like one of the first clips it went insane those were so funny like 600 000 retweets or something he just has like a carton of raw eggs but then he lost his fucking uh his account all right here we go damn jesus Damn. Jesus. I like the person who explained the joke

and got 14,000 likes on it. Just try to hack into your account, bro. Thank you. All right, whose Twitter account is that? Is that the Yaks? I forgot. Okay, well, TJ's not in control. TJ would have done it on Pick Central.

Oh, I'm in control. What's your most, Jeff? What's everybody's... What's your most, Sasha? You've got a big Twitter account. What's your... My most is 500,000. That's pretty good.

Yeah, and it was on my little Sam Squanch account. Really? Yeah. It was like I tweeted there was like this backpack that like... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sick. This backpack that was like... It's like. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sick. This backpack that was like. It's like ergonomic.

It doesn't move, right? So, no, it like only moves. So, it feels like you're carrying nothing. Yeah. Because it like goes with you. Oh, the body weight moves it? Yeah. And I tweeted it.

I was like, if I saw this, because it looks so weird. I was like, if I saw this in person, I would think I'm having like a psychotic breakdown. And then, it was just like a like i wasn't like it was just like a thought i had yeah and then i kept on like gaining followers and i didn't even like know it was doing well and i came back and it had like 500 000 likes and i was like what the fuck yeah it's crazy you ever had one get over a hundred thousand no my most is i don't know what it was a picture of a minion and i captioned it monday yeah. That's the best one I've heard so far. What about you, Jeff? I actually don't know.

I have no idea. I think you could just look it up. I know LTV had one with 400,000 retweets on Thanksgiving. I did a side-by-side of the Lion King trailers. If I saw this in person, I would 100% think I'm having some sort of mental breakdown. Oh, yeah, I would go crazy. 553. I mean, it is like those backpacks are crazy it looks like a dog humping i know it looks like he's being haunted of some sort 550 000 for for that uh i mine's 200 000 but

i'm not proud of it what is it it was It was a post-Kobe death sad tweet. Yeah, those are the worst ones. And it was like, that is my biggest tweet ever. I wish it wasn't. I wish I had done something else that created a little magic. But no, it's just Kobe dying and being sad that his daughter died too. That's what got me over 200,000. I also wish mine wasn't a minion.

Well, that's true. I would rather have the minion than the Kobe death tweet. Fair. Like if somebody looked up my greatest tweets of all time and just Kobe dying. Because as soon as you look at that, you're like, okay, well, I'm going to move on. Jeff, so you're doing the half FDR right now. You thought it was going to be cold, and you brought the blanket in. Yeah.

It's not bad in here today. I don't know. My legs look okay. I'm never really good. Your legs look great. Big calf muscles. I never look great on these cameras. It's a shame.

I think we made it. Are we 20 minutes in, and we haven't even got to the prep sheet yet? Yeah. Good. Big calf muscles. I never look great on these cameras. It's a shame. I think we made it. Are we 20 minutes in and we haven't even got to the prep sheet yet? Yeah. Good. That was good. Good riffing. Did the Mets win yesterday? No.

No? They lost. They got close. They were coming back. Kevin broke. We have that video of Kevin and Frank yesterday. I haven't seen it and I would like to watch it. So, yeah, they're all – what was weird about it yesterday was there were – I don't know how and I would like to watch it. What was weird about

it yesterday was there were, I don't know how many guys were here, 30 guys maybe, and they were all hovering around a laptop around here. Why weren't we using our TVs? We have a gambling cave with a dozen TVs. They're all just watching on a laptop. We have literally a bank, a wall of 48-inch TVs.

You're still losing. You're not leading. Frank, I fucking can't stand you, dude. Say one good thing about the team one fucking time. There's still one good thing about the team. Look at Malasek. If you're not in the group for a night-dating rally, what's even the fucking point, Frank?

That's the point that makes me fucking miserable. What's even the fucking point, Frank? That's important. Let's make these fucking miserable. What's even the fucking point, Frank? Tough. I mean, listen. Frank is the worst human being to ever watch a game with. Yeah. If you're rooting for the same team. Yeah.

He is. He just is. I mean, nobody wants to be that guy. Nobody wants that guy in the room. Finally, you're down by two. You score a run. Yeah, but we're still losing yeah frank is a delight to watch games with when his team is not on yeah like i agree sundays he's unreal oh it's the best watching games with frank when he's in his team's not on yeah and he's just throwing out facts you're like facts and jokes and

and and he wants he wants no team was on he ran through all of the celebrity captains of the nhl teams from like one year in the 90s when he did like select like tony danza was like the captain of the rangers or something he just ripped them all i was incredible yeah that's awesome yeah during that him and kevin oh man i can't i can't imagine what happened they made the playoffs i mean they're they're very well good they're they're half game up it's going to be a race i mean it's going to be a race. I mean, it's going to be an interesting two months for Kevin and Frank and all the Mets fans. It's trending to Frank's direction, though.

That's the thing. Frank's going to end up right, probably. But also, in a way, I feel like Frank makes KFC a better Mets fan. Right, because he takes the avenue of being a sad Mets fan so far. He sucks all the pessimism out of KFC. And he could just root for the Mets. Yeah, it's interesting. I still don't know why we're watching games on laptops at Barstool. Yeah, that was weird.

But whatever. All right, so here we go. Let's dive into the prep sheet. What's the best way to eat a potato? Baked? French fry? No. French fried, double Double baked Or twice baked

Home fries Hash browns Mashed potatoes And there are many Many other Preparations of potatoes There are I would say

Either hash browns Hash browns is the answer Hash browns Or tater tots I'm going french fries You fucking love tater It's such a basic bitch answer You love tater tots

I love I eat tater tots Almost every day It's really bad Yes What kind of french fries Going crinkle cut brother I like crinkle cut They got a little crisp to them What I love to eat tater tots almost every day. It's really bad. Yes. What kind of French fries? Going crinkle cut, brother?

I like crinkle cut. They got a little crisp to them. No, they don't. They never do. If they have a crisp. Some do. Shake Shack? TJ knows.

Waffle fries. I'm not a fan of. TJ knows. The fries in the fucking buffalo chicken sliders bucket at Yankee Stadium. Those fries are fucking awesome. Although they changed the chicken bucket. I'm really pissed off about it. I don't know how anyone could say that the McDonald's french fries aren't just like the best french fries.

Yeah, they are. They're fantastic. Didn't the McDonald's fries used to have a sugar-salt combo? I didn't know that. I don't know about that. You could be right, though. I just feel like fries have just such a wide berth between elite fries

and average fries and everywhere has fries. Bad fries really suck. Really suck. They do suck. They're always too thick. Chase is going to have a wacky answer for this. Harvey says great fries. The curly ones? Yeah, of course. You're going to say twice baked potatoes. Twice baked potatoes is the best way to have a potato. It is a great way to have a potato.

If you haven't had it then you're probably going to answer French fries or something like that. We have twice-baked potatoes once or twice a week at my house. I love twice-baked potatoes. Fully loaded? You're doing the whole bacon, sour cream, and scallions twice a week? Yep. Wow.

All right. Yeah. That makes sense, actually. I want you to keep in mind. That's like a once every couple months type thing. He's going home and doing that after likely having tater tots earlier. That's most likely what happened. I'm eating it, but my wife's making it.

I'm not going home and doing all the effort and everything. She's making it, but yeah, theirs is so good. You just cut them, you bake them, then you wait. You get home, you're just like, did you bake this fucking once? Yeah. Twice. I'm not eating a once-baked potato. them, you bake them, then you wait. You get home, you're just like, did you bake this fucking once? Yeah. Twice. I'm not eating a once-baked potato. What, you think I'm a poor?

All right, yeah. So who in the office besides KB would do the longest handstand? Probably no one, realistically. Shout out to the Barstool Athlete, by the way. It's not a very athletic company. He is a monster. I say Stevenson. I'll never not say Stevenson.

It breaks my brain. But yeah, unbelievable. Why was it? Two takedowns in the final 20 seconds. A buzzer beater in wrestling? I mean, I didn't know that was possible. You have to do that twice. Dave Taylor did that twice.

I always, whenever there's an athletic question on here, I always just go to Vibs. Because I think. Vibs could do a handstand. You have to eliminate people that will pass out, which is probably 80% of the office. Snapchat Steve. Steve Romano. Oh, yeah, which is probably 80% of the office. Snapchat Steve, Steve Romano. Oh, yeah. The cross boy.

But for the wrestling, you could probably do one. Rudy could probably do one. Really? I cannot do a handstand. Try. Not even close to doing one, actually. All that pumping iron doesn't help you? No, not at all. I think it's more of a coordination thing.

Maybe. I always think, like, thinner. With the wrestling thing, thing, anybody I've ever known who wrestled was small and scrappy. Like a KB. I didn't realize they also just have behemoths. Massive guys.

Gable Stevenson will be in WWE within two or three years. I hope UFC. Yeah, I hope UFC. I think Gable Stevenson's brother Is already in the WWE system He's already there

And I think they've already The shirts we have on Oh really Sick too Yeah they're great Yeah They are great I don't know

Should we get somebody To do a handstand WWE is all scripted right Yeah Predetermined I would love to be a writer For WWE Scripted

I would love for you To be a writer for WWE That would be so fun That would I love watching Me and Erica Could probably pull that off For you if you want to be that would be so fun that would i love watching me and erica probably pull that off for you if you want to write for a month for wwe i would did you guys understand how the wrestling point scoring works no not at all it just seems like you have to get the guy and like put him in doggy and you get like extra points that's that's it that yeah

what was it of like the when he's holding up the two. Like, they're literally, it looks like he's fucking him in the ass. You just have to get behind him and take, like, a mount position. Either you flip him onto his back, and that's a takedown, or if you take his back by going around behind him, that's a takedown. That's two points. That's a very sexual sport. I, like, didn't realize.

And then if you're being taken down and you escape it, that's one point. So you can score on defense also. I didn't realize people were actually watching it. I thought Big Cat retweeted it as a joke. Was this sport born out of pedophilia? You get two points for taking a man's back? If you want to get technical, they used to do it naked in the ancient Greek days. I think it was born out of pedophilia.

Just a reminder that Greco-Roman wrestling stinks. I think a lot of sports were was born out of pedophilia. Just a reminder that Greco-Roman wrestling stinks. Yeah. I think a lot of sports were probably born out of pedophilia. Most of society was born out of pedophilia. It's true. Olympics used to be naked. All of them? I mean, people were just naked. You were weird if you didn't fuck little boys a while ago. They still do the weirdest fucking sport.

The pentathlon? Yeah. Where they swim, they fence, they shoot, they ride horses. Pentathlon's 10? The modern pentathlon? I think you they swim, they fence, they shoot, they ride horses. Pentathlon's 10? The modern pentathlon? I think you're... I think you're... What's pen?

Five? Yeah. I think you're overestimating how far back it goes for us to be naked. 10. 10. What? I mean, you're saying like 2,000 years ago we were all naked. No, like 2,000 years ago.

That's what I just said. You said 2 years ago. No, I said 2,000 years ago. You think that 2,000 years ago everybody was just naked. When they were first doing the early... They weren't naked 2,000 years ago. That's what I just said. You said two years ago. No, I said 2,000 years ago. You think that 2,000 years ago everybody was just naked. When they were first doing the early Olympics. They weren't naked 2,000 years ago. They were wearing clothes. Naked.

Naked's not a word. N-E-K-K-I-D. That's how I say it. Every time I say naked, you guys do this. We weren't naked 2,000 years ago. We were wearing clothes. I'm telling you, the Olympics used to be naked. I don't think the Olympics used to be naked.

Wait, 2,000 years ago? I don't know why you... We could have been... What? We weren't naked 2,000 years ago? I don't know why you... We could have been... What? We weren't naked 2,000 years ago. Can you just try saying naked? Why are you so adamant about that?

I'm just... I'm very confident that in times of Julius Caesar, we were wearing clothes. 2,000 years ago. Yeah, that's okay. That's fair. Say naked. Naked. Naked.

Can you just try saying naked, though? Naked. Say naked. Yeah. Say naked in July. Naked in July. Naked. Naked. Can you just try saying naked, though? Naked. Say naked in July. Naked in July. Naked in July. I can't.

Now it sounds very Southern. Naked. Naked in July. Naked. Here's an article. What are you? 2,000 years ago, we were obviously wearing clothes. This is less than 2,000 years ago.

This is... It's funny because you speak slightly different than us. There's indisputable... That's the joke. That's the joke. Indisputable records going back to Plato in the 5th century that it was common practice for all male track and field athletes to take part naked in the 5th century. Okay, fair enough. Also naked, but mostly naked.

I think you're both right. What are those records? I did a Greek mythology class in college, and this was a big part of it. Did the class because they were all naked? The class was naked, yeah. Sass, do you think you could crush a stand-up in Town Square in the year 500 right now if you

went? Definitely not. You don't think so? A stand-up with modern jokes? No. You could do a knock-knock joke and they had never heard it. You could just steal every joke you've ever heard. Well, if I did that, then yes, obviously. Obviously? You just put like George Carlin bits.

Obviously? Yeah. Here's the seven words you guys are going to learn about. Seven words you can't say on The Scribe, yeah. That was the premise of that movie yesterday. I know. I was just thinking that. That was a good movie.

Did you like it, Steven? Loved it. Me too. A lot of people hated it. Yesterday. Oh, I hated that movie. a good movie did you like it steven loved it what movie too a lot of people hated it yesterday oh i hated that movie the beatles movie ah that movie was horrible i didn't i didn't hate it that i just thought it was i thought the movie as a whole wasn't great but it had really cool scenes yeah i mean i think the idea is fucking awesome awesome really yeah i think it's a great idea. I just don't think it was executed well,

which is a shame because Danny Boyle is great. I mean, Danny, I'm a love Slumdog Millionaire, but that was, yeah. Like, I didn't, like, it wasn't. I love the Lee James. It wasn't like I didn't, like, I wasn't having, like, a bad, like, obviously I watched the whole thing.

It wasn't, like, turn off the movie bad, but it was, it just wasn't great. I was making Sweet Love to my wife last night and we were listening to boys to men's two cd because that's what i like to listen to when i uh layer down we were listening to two and uh the first couple songs were good you know i had a couple and once we got about four songs deep yesterday by the by boys to men's beatles song came on and it just took the whole mood out of the thing it was just it was hard to keep pumping look there's no way you're going four songs none of to keep pumping. Look, I'm not going to shame you.

None of us want to hear about that. I'm not going to shame you for sex. I think it's awesome that you still sleep with your wife. I never said I sleep with my wife. I just didn't need to. I was making sweet love to my wife. Yeah, once you hit the voice of men, I got uncomfortable. I was making sweet love to my wife. Do people still the boys to men i got i got sweet love i was making sweet love to

my wife do people still listen to music when they have sex when they have four kids in the other room yes they do or a box fan is good a box fan turn it up like it'd be more like why the hell are you guys playing music why are you blasting boys to men but like you're blasting it we're just playing in the room so that the noise doesn't escape when I'm making sweet love to my wife. In your heyday, when you would bring a girl home, would you put music on? No. This is something, this is an adaptation. When you have kids,

you have to create some sort of barrier between you and the outside world. Come on, guys. Steven, tell them. I mean, too young right now, no music they could hear it wouldn't even know what it is he's just turning up the kid monitor so they can't hear it he's going the other way he reverses the polarity of the kid monitor um yeah i'm are you uncomfortable

when i talk about making sweet love to my no it just when you hit the boys to men part i just i don't, it's too much. I forever live between the years of 1994 and 1998, Jeff. Sometimes I'll do some KC and JoJo, okay? Sometimes some Drew Hill, okay? Sometimes some Mark Morrison, Return of the Man. That's where I live. That's where I fuck my wife is in 1996.

I don't think that's all that unusual. You should try fucking her to 300 violin orchestra 300 violin orchestra that seems wild why I don't know I feel like it would get you get you going I don't fuck her I make sweet love to that beautiful lady did I say fuck

huh did I say fuck you did I'm so sorry how old was your wife in 1994 she was 18 years old that's a lie why what How old was your wife in 1994? She was 18 years old. That's a lie. Why? What? Why would I lie?

To make it seem legal. 1994? I was 15. She's older than I am. She's two years older than me. Why would I lie about that? No, I just wanted to... I didn't know her in 1994. I didn't meet her until 2005.

I wasn't making sweet love to my wife. You all snagged at Cougar? I wasn't making sweet love to anybody in 1994. I didn't meet her until 2005. I wasn't making sweet love to my wife in 1994. I wasn't making sweet love to anybody in 1994. Not even myself. That's a lie. I've told you. That's a lie. Weren't you 19 the first time? I do like just ending any story that somebody says, that's a lie.

That's a lie. 19? I think I was 18. It was late. Was it a massive load? I was a late masturbator, yeah. That's crazy. Oh, I'm sorry. Making sweet love to my hand. How long do you think you could do a wall squat for? A minute.

A minute? Maybe two minutes. I feel like you could go longer. You're in shape. I'm not. We really hype you up. I know. I'm not.

He talks about going to the gym a lot. I went for a one-mile run yesterday, and I was sweating for 45 minutes after. Five-mile walk. Yeah, but walking isn't hard. You had a 45-minute cool down. Literally. I tried to start again, and then I was just like, no, this isn't happening. A one-mile run in the full season of the Outer Banks cool down.

No, I didn't watch. I'm out on Outer Banks. Yeah, I never got into it. The first season was good. This season, I just can't get into it. I didn't realize Chip Estin kind of, I'm out on Outer Banks. Yeah, I never got into it. The first season was good. This season, I just can't get into it. I didn't realize Chip Esten was in it. I love Chip Esten. Who the fuck is that?

It just becomes a little unrealistic. You know Chip Esten? I know nothing about the show. I know nothing. Okay. I know that we sell very successful shirts. He was in whose line? I don't know why they don't just write the show where they're not supposed to be 17 years old.

Like, there's no reason that they need to be high schoolers in the show. Well, it is, because, like, it sells. I guess. That's always been a thing. They're 30 years old. Yeah, I mean, Luke Perry was playing a high schooler at 30 years old. So strange. Like, One Tree Hill had everything in it.

Degrassi, everything. James Van Der Beek was 41 when he was Dawson. But it's like the first season, like, they were in high school, and now it's like there's no aspect of them being in high school anymore. It's just like they just exist. I think they put them in high school at first to get the audience. Probably. Once they grab the audience, they let them grow.

I can't imagine the show would have been that much different if they weren't in high school. I don't know. I haven't seen it, so I don't know why I'm arguing with you about it. I haven't seen Outer Banks at all. Not really even aware. I'm aware that it exists. I couldn't tell you the plot. I assume they're in North Carolina because that's where the Outer Banks at all. Not really even aware. I'm aware that it exists. I couldn't tell you the plot.

I assume they're in North Carolina because that's where the Outer Banks are. Yeah. There you go. Nailed it. Fucking nailed it. It's like a treasure hunting show. I swear to God. You could tell me it was a travel show talking about the hotels out there and I would believe

it. Did you know the American Pickers broke up? Oh, no. Not the Pickers. Yeah. Saw that yesterday. I haven't watched that show in years. I wonder what went wrong. My grandparents believe that. Do you know the American Pickers broke up? Oh, no. Not the Pickers. Yeah. Saw that yesterday. I haven't watched that show in years. Wonder what went wrong.

My grandparents love that. Used to be on After Pawn Stars. Do they watch Antique Roadshow? Yes. That's their favorite show in the world. That's every old person's favorite show. I fucked up that guy's name the other day on trivia, and it's haunted me for a week. Markel Wahlberg.

Oh, yeah. That's the host of Antiques Roadshow. His name is Markel love the albert mark l walbert with c yeah spelled the same way i don't know why i didn't think about it spelled the same exact way uh no it's not it's not spelled the same way but once you hear it yeah old people love antiques roadshow they love guy fieri old people i love antiques roadshow i do too i love it i don't love it i i I watch it, whenever I land on it, I'm interested in it. Nothing like a good moment to be like, oh, come on, where someone's got the fucking treasure of the century.

Did you guys ever watch Storage Wars? No. Yeah. That was awesome. My God. Yeah, they never loaded those lockers before those episodes. Old people love pausing baseball games. Yeah, they do.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they just watch it at their own pace. My dad watches baseball games, but he cannot pause the TV. I don't think he knows that's a thing. My dad used to record all these games because he would be busy or something, and then he would tell none of us that we were allowed to go on our phone because he didn't want to know what happened.

He'd be like, don't go on Twitter. And then he would tell none of us that we were allowed to go on our phone because he didn't want to like know what happened he'd be like don't go on twitter and then he would go back he would watch it that night was there just a big rash of you guys telling him what happened no we were like none of us give a fuck like we're not gonna tell you dad here's the sixth inning yeah i that that did you guys never do that that was such a big part of my childhood was like my dad calling me be like can you record the game oh yeah no error i? That was such a big part of my childhood was my dad calling me and being like, can you record the game? Oh, yeah. No, I would TiVo the game. Big part of my childhood was I had my PlayStation and my Sega Genesis hooked up to the TV that my dad liked to watch baseball on. Yeah.

And I would have to have friends over and he'd have to watch the Braves. I'd have to wait three hours before I could play NBA Live or something. Yeah. Actually, my dad still, he'll golf in the morning on Sundays and then he'll start the Browns games like 30 minutes late on DirecTV. And then he'll be like, hey, don't text me for, like, 30 minutes. I'll be like. Well, 30 minutes late is kind of awesome because you could just skip.

Yeah. I don't know. I can't. I physically don't have the ability to watch a game not live. That's why I still have cable. I can't watch a game not live. I have to watch a game. Because, like, you have to be commenting on the games and stuff.

Yeah, no, that. But even before before that i cannot not watch a game live because i'm gambling on a lot of them but b i just i don't even if i can't watch the second quarter i'll just start watching in the second quarter i'll just start picking over there i want to watch everything live if i can i just don't know how you watch a sporting event that's already happened and and try to avoid things i like to be in the moment. You know, that's what they say about Brandon Walker. He's always in the moment. Yeah, they do. That's true.

You say that all the time. I say that all the time. Mm-hmm. How fast is the fastest you could walk a mile? 12 minutes. I'd say 10 minutes. Okay, so. Ah, 12. 12 seems a lot more realistic.

Che, have you been watching speed walking i just saw the clip yesterday so is the rule for speed walking that one foot has to be on the ground at all times yeah one foot must be on the ground at all think of a treadmill and if it's set on like 10 minutes 30 seconds that's a run that's a run for me i don't think i go 10 30 10 30 is a run that's a sport that's a run for me i don't think i got 10 30 10 30 is a run that's a sport that's a run right yeah olympics too people like what the fuck this is yeah yeah we do it every four years yeah every four years the same like viral clip every four years since when is this a thing because it's like the way that they walk anything for a while they like waddle they're sassy with their elbows too i love a good sassy elbow fire i think tas Taser's out there. Who is? Edwin.

Edwin is? He's ripping tasers. Good. Good. Did he shoot the taser? For sure. It's inappropriate. Those things are. All right, never mind.

I don't think I've ever talked to Edwin. Those tasers are priceless. What's going on here? Oh, God damn it. Oh. How fast was this? Like that? That was.

It was set on like. I say team cum. Oh, team cum. Team cum. I'll get us some team cum shirts. I was on... God damn, you all were flanneled up. Holy shit.

It was on eight minutes. It was set on eight minutes. I mean, that's a pretty solid pace, though. It's only two flannels. I only made it a minute. Awesome crew neck by me that was still selling the store. By the way, Nick is laughing here, but Nick was... Nick was like devastated

about this. He was genuinely concerned I was going to die. Yeah, he was broken. Yeah. I've never seen Nick so... Nick was in worse shape than I was at the list. He was saying to Big Cat, he's like, we can't put this out. Right, yeah. We were all generally concerned about it. You were very down bad.

I was... No, I was... I was in rough shape. What just happened? That's not my fault. That part wasn't my fault. Is this what inspired you to start working out? Yes, yes. Enough time has passed.

Something else had to have been going on in your life, right? No, I was, I just, no, I'm just, I was in terrible shape. I'm in. But this part, the part where I just did that, I'm too big for the treadmill. I'm too big for the – I'm like 280, and the treadmill can't handle it. It'll stop. And that's what makes a big guy look bad. All right.

Can we not – yeah. No, come on. Go to the Ice-T. It's on YouTube. Go check it out. Brandon, do you ever just go back and watch an old game in full? Very, very rarely, but yes. I would recommend it.

I've watched – I'll tell you what I've been watching. I've watched some Dream Team games in full. I watched them against Angola. The 2012 team? No, the Dream Team. Oh, okay. I got you. No, I watched that.

I watched some Dream Team games, any old games. I watched – actually, just the other day, I watched a Larry Bird rookie year game. Really? Yeah. You found the whole thing yeah that's awesome yeah i watched um i did cardinals rangers game six david freeze that i hate the cardinals so much that i hate that they were involved in that game because i think that's probably the best game of my lifetime in baseball really and they won it so i never want to watch it again because i hate the cardinals damn that sucks but it's an incredible game yeah in covet i was doing it and then I never want to watch it again because I hate the Cardinals. Damn, that sucks. But it's an incredible game. Yeah, in COVID I was doing it. And then I watched, what was it, Xavier, Kansas State.

You remember that game, Jeff? Jordan Crawford. Jacob Olin. Denny Clemente. It's underrated. I mean, you could watch a guaranteed good game. You could just go find a game you know is going to be good. Illinois, Arizona, 2005, I believe, is the full game is out there.

And that's what? Xavier, Kansas State game is played in Salt Lake City. Okay. On what channel? Who were the announcers? That was before seatbelts, before the Turner thing happened. Who were the announcers? You know.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. That's the freakiest thing he does. I want to say it was Kevin Harlan. It would make sense it was Kevin Harlan. Because Syracuse and Butler played as well. And then Butler beat Kansas State in that Elite Eight. That was a Salt Lake City Regional that year. Two versus seven.

Was it Gus Johnson? I don't know. I forget what seed Xavier was. I think it was Gus Johnson. Was it Gus? It might have been Gus. I look fucking good today. Crawford from the parking lot.

You do. Thank you, Rowan. Sass. Yeah. You are actually the most famous person here today. That t-shirt applies today no i don't think i am i i think i'm one sass is one but this is just my wrestling no no no see this is this is oddly that same argument that was made in the rundown like a while back what you two were

known in different completely different demographics but he's known more in his than i'm known in mine yeah i don't know about that yeah but i this is my wrestling heat shirt i just made this to go to louisville i actually saw a video of you in that shirt and i wanted to buy it and then i wanted to wear it on the rundown i literally googled like by the way where to get it it is a barstool shirt uh i have i had two made if you want the other one i do it just doesn't say it just doesn't say you guys should take a like a buddy cop picture like I literally like I saw I don't remember what video it was I got you I had uh so uh my wrestling video so I had one made that says actually and

one made just says the most famous person here so yeah you'll get the one well the actually one is better you like the actually yeah but I'm not gonna I'll just buy it. Well, we don't sell it. We never sell it. I just had it made. I thought you said that it's in the Barstool store. No, it's a Barstool shirt. They made it for me to do a video. Why don't you just sell them?

They're funny. Do you want me to put them out? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That would be. Would anybody buy this? Sass would buy it?

Yes. I think they're funny. I'd like an actually the biggest loser here t-shirt. Just my actually line? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I could do it? Yes. I think they're funny. I'd like an actually the biggest loser here t-shirt. Just my actually line? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I could do an actually line.

All right. Yeah. We'll see if I can sell these in the bar. Sure. You should be able to just customize the adjective. Yeah, you should. That would be hilarious. It's actually a really good idea.

They sell Saturdays are for the and then you could customize it. We could do actually the most blank person here and you could customize it. Yeah, that's a really good idea they sell saturdays are for the and then you could customize it if we could do actually the most blank person here and you could customize it yeah that's a really good that would be like that that would be like a big we'll allow slurs and everything yes if you could do slurs well that's i'm not assigning my name to it if we can't do slurs i don't know if barstool would let you do that though no they won't i tried on the saturdays they tried to make me do slurs before you know the grand wizard over there put me on her show the other day. She's good. I love that girl.

That girl is funny. I was actually going to bring her in today, but I'm not going to now. What's her name? Her and her mom. Fridays are for the boys. What's her name? Courtney and Kim. Yeah, Content Kim. They're fantastic. That was a very funny video. It was for the boys. What's her name? Courtney and Kim. Yeah, Content Kim. They're fantastic. That was a

very funny video. It was a good video. It's a shame that they had the... It's a shame that it was also a Klan rally. They talked about it in their blog, their intro blog. They said, look, Brandon just inspired it. Brandon demanded this. He said, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Change those C's. I just don't know how they post that and didn't register to them beforehand. She renamed it to Nazi, so it's going to be Nazi next week. All right, whatever. Where are we at on the... What's my time?

That was good. Like, not C? It's 150. Wow. That was unintentional completely. Really? Yeah. Not see. It's 150. Wow. That was unintentional completely. Really? Yeah. Not see.

What's your favorite casino table game and why? Ooh, craps. Mine's roulette, but I want it to be craps because you have the best odds. You also, I think you look cool as playing craps. Yeah, because you do it as a group. It's a camaraderie. Yeah. I play roulette probably the most because I do really love roulette.

But, man, Owen knows that. I love roulette. What are your numbers? Do you have them? So I tweet these out now and then and nobody's figured out. Nobody gets it but me. No, 2, 3, 5, 6, 12, 15, 21, 25, 28, 30, 35. Everyone always thinks you messed up the lost numbers.

Yeah, no, that's just my roulette number. I always thinks you messed up the lost numbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's just my roulette number. I just tweet them out sometimes. And they work. Say them again. You splash the... 5, 6, 12, 15, 21, 25, 28, 30, 35. You splash the dealer, and they have to distribute that,

because that's all over the board. Your arms are not that long. You're not playing those all at the same time, are you? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. I like my roulette strap. I only go to roulette Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. I like my roulette. I only go to roulette after I've won in craps.

I fucking love craps. And I wish I liked blackjack, but I'm just a really bad blackjack player. I don't like table games. I don't really play. I'm a sports gambler. I don't really play casino games at my age. Yeah. Like, even though we don't have an edge in sports gambling, you feel like you do.

Yeah, there's a participation well to me also now that i play like cards i'll go play cards make money and then just lose it on like blackjack and that just frustrates me i just from again that's why i like crap so because it is the camaraderie thing it adds like that i mean again i fucking love going to las vegas so that's a big reason why i just like the vibe there that was me my bad what did he fart no it sounded like a windstorm i was breathing into the microphone on accident yeah no i uh it's a camaraderie thing i've never played well i guess i can't i'm not allowed i've never been to a casino so that's true uh have you sat in you can a lot of places are 18 yeah oh and have you sat in with no not yet i would love to see that i would

love to see it, though. Yeah, places are 18 because Rhode Island was. We went to Twin River Casino. We went to a casino. Oh, you didn't go there for sure. Yeah. We went to whatever pen property is in Rhode Island. We went to a pen property in Woonsocket, Rhode Island, because it was the last buddy who turned 18 and we went on a Sunday

it was just so depressing it was just every single slot machine was filled with like a 90 year old woman who was just a zombie I've not been able to play a table game

at a pen property and you're excited to do that I played roulette in Detroit at Greek Town and it was you know I don't play a lot of table games

and Jack Jack McCarthy walked up to me and said, give me $100. I said, no, he said, give me $100. I said, okay. Gave it to him, put it on roulette, and played it a little bit.

It was fun. Had a good time. Had a great time. The worst is craps in California. There's no dice. It's cards. What? What?

Cards, yeah. You can't roll dice. Gross. I don't know. It's stupid. What's the best gambling movie? Is it Rounders? Yeah. Do you count Ocean's Eleven? I don't know. It's stupid. What's the best gambling movie? Is it Rounders? Yeah.

Or do you count Ocean's Eleven? I know that's your favorite movie ever. I mean, so I jokingly put that. There was an Instagram post about it. Oh, okay. And I commented to that, and people were like, that's not a, there's no game. No, I mean, there is. There is legitimately gambling.

Well, it starts with them in a poker table. Like, he literally, yeah, like, he meets Frank at a table. And then they play a poker game. Also, Molly's game is better than Rounders. Molly's game is really good. But you want to talk about fucking Sorkin? The most Sorkin-y Sorkin. No, the most Sorkin-y Sorkin is...

Sports Night. The most recent movie. Trout Chicago 7. I didn't like Uncut Gems the first time around. But then the second time I watched it, I was like, damn, this is really good. I am like Uncut Gems the first time around but then the second time I watched I was like damn this is really I am an Uncut Gems yeah I watched it in the theaters and I was like I don't like this at all and then I just watched it one night randomly like just turned it on and I was like I guess not liking it but a lot of people say like like it was like I

had so much anxiety I'm like that was sort of the point yeah I'm not saying you don't like it but that is absolutely it's a really good movie I'm actually yeah if you don't like it that's fine but that's why i like i've already made what is uh what's the robert pattinson movie by the same guys 20 wait i think you're thinking oh oh good time yeah i think about yeah good time i think about gaming i'm like fucking robert pettinson good time good times another fuck yeah i've never seen that movie but i've heard that's a really good Those guys are nuts I've heard that movie Is really good

The Something Brothers Saffy Brothers Saffy Brothers Have you ever seen Mississippi Grind No I haven't I've heard of it You should watch it

It's not amazing How have you not seen A movie with the name Mississippi in the title I've never seen Mississippi is Burning I've never seen Other Mississippi

I've never seen The Help Which doesn't have Mississippi in the title But I've seen You should watch it You would like Mississippi Grind Okay I probably will It's a very. But I've seen Mississippi. You should watch it. You would like Mississippi Grind. Okay.

I probably will watch it. It's a very enjoyable movie. Ben Mendelsohn. Probably will watch it. Who the fuck is Ben Mendelsohn? Ben Mendelsohn. Mendo. Mississippi is burning.

Isn't that like your grandfather's home movies? You proud of that one? I liked that, Che. Oh, what's your favorite movie about going to Europe with your high school friends? That's tough. It's actually Euro Trip 2004, and it is the best movie ever made. What a fucking great movie. That absolutely holds up, by the way.

Every single time. I watched Road Trip. Road Trip and Euro Trip, cousins? I don't think so. Okay. I never saw Euro Trip. Seriously, watch it. I kind of aged out of those kind of movies at that point.

No. I mean, Scotty doesn't know it's one of the best running gags in any comedy movie in the last two years. So Matt Damon shows up in that? Yeah. It is hysterical. Oh, yeah. I showed it to you. It was so funny.

The scene with Matt Damon is like the hardest I've ever laughed. Also, you know what else holds up, which I watch frequently and I think is a legitimately great comedy, is Not Another Teen Movie. Absolutely. What is it? Not Another Teen Movie. I've never seen that. There was a time back then where they were getting those movies right. Yeah.

The first scary movie's pretty good. Oh, yeah. Two's not bad either. Three's not great, but three had a couple moments, but it wasn't R-rated, and that's where you kind of know they were like. What's the movie where he shits on her chest or vice versa? I think there's a lot of those, Owen. Euro trip.

The scene in Euro trip where they. Yeah. The scene in Euro trip where they're like, where like he goes to the concert and then Matt Damon singing the song about his like ex-girlfriend is like if that was just like a sketch even like that would be like that's like one of the funniest bits like I've ever seen the fact that later on his buddy's got the ringtone yeah yeah that's just it's like worldwide the song yeah they're playing it it's like remixes yeah yeah scotty doesn't know and there's like a deep house version of scotty doesn't know yeah it's fucking hilarious and they also start liking it the brother and sister just make out.

Oh, yeah. Fred Armisen on the train. Yeah. Miss Goofy. Your trip's really good. So good. I'm going to watch that tonight. Holds up.

Yeah, I haven't, I haven't not even kind of come close to seeing that. Not even really culturally aware of it. You would like, did Matt Damon like. You've seen another teen movie though. What? You've seen another teen movie though. Yeah. Wasn't Matt Damon just like...

He was just filming a movie around there, and they pulled him in for it? We interviewed one of the guys who did it. He actually is the guy who co-created Dave. And he did Seinfeld for years and Curb, and they said that Damon was just in the area. And he was like, yeah, sure. I wonder if he was dropping the F-slur on set.

Oh, my gosh. Nobody likes to boil themselves in controversy more than Matt Damon. Yeah. Did you see the Ben Affleck shirt? Love is love. Oh, no. There was like a picture of him on Twitter and they're like, this is definitely like a I don't say the F slur shirt. Well, yeah, it was just a troll.

I love that this time Matt Damon basically just volunteered to get canceled. And then he tried to say that he tried to say that he didn't say it after. The Liam Neeson like this Liam Neeson story is unbelievable. Yeah.

He just came out and admitted to what? He just like came out he said he had thought he had racist thoughts or something. That's crazy. So he had never

actually done anything. It's a wild story. That's like a mentally that's like a mental illness thing though. Like you don't no sane person comes out and is like I have been having racist thoughts. It's a weird, weird, weird story.

Just like craving attention I guess. Yeah. That was like that tweet that that girl was like I have autism. But it was like based on – It's like not all racism is like based off of – like not all disliking other races is racism. She was like I have autism and I don't like people of other skin colors. It's like well well that is racism it was something like

his family got hurt and it caused it was weird it was a weird weird story the funniest part of Euro trip is when they get into the Vatican I can't say any of the jokes but watch it alright we made it we got to 55

we did a show well I was going to circle but watch it. All right, we made it. We got to 55. We did a show. Well, I was going to circle back to the Cosby show before the end if you guys wanted to. You really want to make the Cosby show happen again? You really want to make the Cosby show happen again? I really do. When is it? Next Friday.

We can do it without him. I can't go either. We call it the Felicia Rashad show. The Rashad show, right? She's still, she's not canceled. Well, she kind of got canceled. Yeah, she said like justice or something. Have you guys been seeing all this Steven Crowder stuff on Twitter?

Steve Crowder? For the past five years, yeah. What's going on with him? Oh, I thought you meant to have a scene. He's been in the hospital for like six months. No, you guys haven't seen any of it? No, I haven't. I have no idea who that is.

He's the change my mind guy. You know that meme format? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're sitting at that table. You guys really don't know who he is? No. You ever see his rant? He just starts like twitching, just yelling.

He's got that really weird tweet feed. What? He's got like a really weird Twitter feed or like feed Instagrams where he did like 100 in like a day. Maybe. Maybe, I don't know. Sounds like Gary V. He's a wagon. Gary V Twitter feed or like feed Instagrams where he did like 100 in like a day. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. Sounds like Gary V. He's a wagon.

Gary V. Those numbies. Nice. Yeah. Gary V ripping off grandmothers in New Jersey. Yard sales. I gotta go. This old bitch wanted five bucks for it.

I gave her three. I like Gary V, but that's my favorite thing. He just rips off old things. I just love how he tries to say that that's how he's like got all his money and shit. Yeah. Going buying Jets cards. favorite thing he rips off i just love how he tries to say that that's how he's like got all his money and shit yeah going to go and buying jets car evelyn was trying to sell a he said old cat mug jersey he said there's no excuse to be homeless when facebook marketplace exists wait say that say yes wait say what's the last thing can we do you have the clip out about the shooting in the face shooting the family member in the face.

No. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did this just happen like two or three weeks ago? Yeah, it wasn't long ago. Where he was talking to somebody that was standing up? Can we end with that? Yeah. That's just so good.

Yeah, let's end with that. That's just so good. I like Gary Vee. He's significantly better than that doofus. Who me and KBA? Tony Robbins. I don't even know. Give me a fucking break. Tony Rob Robbins Give me a fucking break

Tony Robbins Give Jeff a fucking break Alright we'll end with this This is the advice Oh yeah okay My family Once a day genuinely sit there for five minutes And make pretend one of them got shot in the face

Probably once a week to four times a week Make pretend one of them got shot in the face Sit there truly once a week to four times a week make pretend one of them got shot in the face. Sit there truly in the shower trying to convince myself one of them got shot in the face. And that is the biggest thing I do that leads to the biggest happiness I have. What the f*** does that mean?

Oh my god. Alright, that's a yak. So do that this weekend. Yeah. Oh. Alright that's a yak So do that this weekend Yeah That was good Yeah it was bad It was fun Thank you.