The Yak - Brandon Makes Amends With His Haunted House Foe | The Yak 8-14-25

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

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Hello. The theme song says, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee swap. How often do we talk shop? Every day. Every day. That's the thing you get the most. Right. So what is shop?

Does that mean barstool? I thought shop was like... Logistics. How you do your job. Yeah. I thought that was talking shop. Right. I think if we were like talking about the equipment we used and the...

I guess we sort of talk shop, though. We do like inside barstool type stuff. Sometimes we talk shop. Is that shop? Discuss matters concerning one's work, especially at a social occasion when this is inappropriate. All right. So it's talking shop's inappropriate? Should we do that?

Should we talk shop? If you had to change the lyrics to the song, what would you do? I guess we talked shop. We don't... We talk shop on the show. We talk a little shop. Yeah. I don't know if we talk shop every day.

But you'll, like, talk about your parking spot. I think that's shop. That's talking shop. Okay, all right. You'll talk about quitting. Yeah. I walked into the lobby this morning and this, this, this hat. We plan our like special episodes on air instead of doing it.

That's a great point. I saw Kate walk down two steps. Just a second ago, she walked down two steps. And when she got to the bottom, she went, parkour. Did you laugh? A little bit, yeah. A little bit. Kate.

I mean, do I bring up what you said this morning? Oh, no. I didn't. We're talking shop. I was looking for Kyle this morning for an ad. Yeah. Hold up. Kate, what you say?

It was at around what, 10? This is getting misconstrued. It was at 10. And I said, have you seen Kyle? And she said, yeah, I just saw him about five minutes ago getting ice cream. Kate, why would you say that? At 9.55? Whoa.

So what is this isn't about case all? So you lied? Oh. And other people know ever. I don't get ice cream ever. I've heard other people talking about Kyle getting ice cream this morning. Kyle got ice cream at night. No.

There's not a chance. Kate, did you see him look at ice cream? I wasn't even near the machine. I'll ask you this. He was walking diagonal across the gym. What else could he possibly? Is there a security footage? What's something in his hand?

Oh, no. It looked like it. I was ready to hold a cone. What were you walking diagonal across the gym for? I was networking. You only walked diagonal to go to the ice cream machine. And actually, he was walking step and step with someone related to you. I'm talking to a guess.

Another lie. You got ice cream with Caitlin Walker at 9.55 in the morning. Oh, for two. No. Length stepping in same step. And they said, look, we're stepping the same tee-he-he-he-he. And they had their little cones. So did you make it all up or did you just make some of it up?

I don't get ice cream in the morning or afternoon, but especially not the morning, would never do that. Have you used this ice cream machine yet? No. Grand opening. Okay. Grand closing.

Yeah, I like that. One thing I'll tell you this, that I would never do is make, never mind. All right. What were you about to do? Nothing. I was about to make a like a side joke. And then I decided that's not.

so we're not going to the side for this one no is this revenge for Kyle for being disgusted when you were pregnant I still think about that a lot yeah yeah who's lying who who well I'm shook one way or the other either either Kyle's getting ice cream in nine 50s he saw me walking diagonal across the court and assume I was getting ice cream where else would you be going I was looking for a mug was he walking from he was walking from that area no no two to towards towards I was at the popcorn machine I was rocked to my core because i thought kai was getting ice cream before no six p.m. well we have to have footage right it's a waste of time man maybe cow well the way the defensiveness of this is

it's aggressive brandon whenever you get in at like five do you ever grab ice cream no i don't get i i think i have perpetual forgetting syndrome with this i forget we have ice cream every day to like too. I just, every time I realize we have an ice cream machine, I'm surprised. I always get it after closing on Friday. I always, like, I'm reminded. But they'll shut it down on Friday. Yeah, I know. I don't get it. They'll shut it down for the weekend and you won't be able to get it. Which I think is the best time to get ice cream. It would be Friday after you're done working. Yeah. Yeah. A little treat. A little treat for yourself for a hard, hard week of work. I've had it. Thursday, 9 a.m. Thursday, 10 a.m. is not bad.

What's ice cream hours in your mind if you were an ice cream? Ed, are you sick? Yeah. I went to concert. Oh, yeah. He's got that goo-go-dolls voice. Gou in the throat. Yeah, he's got that goo in the throat.

Oh, yeah. Here's the goo, Ed. The Irish goo. Ed, I heard there was a little bit too much goo, specifically new goo, which is a problem. Oh. They were going new goo? They were trying new goo. Who'd you get this Intel from?

I heard. For me? I think you would know that No, but like Was it, did I tell someone else and they told you that? Did you tell someone else? I think I told one person, yeah. So they were trying new music?

There was some new goo, yeah. How did the crowd react to new goo? Not great. Was it too much, new goo? Not too much, but I would have preferred to hear some of the older songs. Like they did play like the core old songs. Black balloon?

Played Black balloon. Name. Name was awesome. They played Sympathy? They played sympathy. Okay. What more could you want? Iris?

They played Iris. They didn't play the Transformer song. I like that one. They did that? What's the Transformer's song? I think it's before it's too late. Okay. And I don't know.

They had like a greatest hit CD and almost everyone is a banger on it. They didn't play like four of the songs on there. Was the new goo good? Respectfully to the new goo, but once I heard the new goo was in the bathroom brink. Yeah. Beer break Was anybody singing along to it? It seemed like

There was a lot of diehard goo fans For sure What's the like What are they What's the demographic? Older Like 40 year old 50

Yeah like I was I was on the younger side There had to been chicks For dashboard There were some chicks But it was primarily goo Yeah like people weren't in Well goo's way bigger

The The lead singer goo is He was an attractive fellow Once upon a time Right He has the same haircut but the face beneath his chain. He's someone who has to be 28.

Yeah. He can never get that. You can't have that look at 50. Was he pulling ass back in the day? Oh, my God, yes. Sure, right? Yeah. I think he had some prominent legs.

Did he have famous ass? Yeah, he got famous ass. The music video where he's in the roly chair, just looking in all the little pipes. The telescope. That got a ton of. Girls love a steampunk rock star. I remember being a handsome fellow,

but he had like the, like, Keith Urban haircut. very much like he still got that yeah he still does he still got that yeah i think it's time to hang that up but the face is worse is what we're saying he he he he maintained the face oh oh oh yeah guys like him keith urban and like emm is like he they can't be 50 yeah they just can't emm just stopped eyeing his hair though and he's he can be 50 right yeah he's he's he's 50 better than that guy's 50 is how old is he i don't know i was just guessing

he said 50 i went with 50 he must be your age no i got to be older than me because he was famous when i was 16 17 it was like probably in his mid 20s okay okay 59 my goodness he's got three wives

right now oh no that's his band sorry They all have the long air Yeah, that's That's tough I like the pants That's like your lesbian aunt down the shore He looks

He looks Great singer, great songwriter Legend of his own right I think you're going to look like that soon, Kate Pretty much, yeah It's coming Legend But was dashboard good?

Dashboard was I've heard they're not great live He's not great live So I went I saw them last October and they were awesome. Okay. So I don't know if it, I think it was an opener thing.

I think they kind of threw his glove out in the field a little bit. So they weren't giving you the best. Yeah, yeah. But if they were fine, it just wasn't, they were awesome. And then this was like, whatever. How did you do like, did you do this when he was singing Stolen? You show him your heart? Does that what they do?

I think that's what Ed would do. I think that's what I did. A flashed a lot. I heard you did that. Make sure nobody got a picture. But people were getting after it at the goo? Oh, yeah. Whoa, okay.

It doesn't strike me as, like, the partiest of bands. Yeah, people are like, intimate, like, you hug your chick from behind. Yeah, it's one of those slow kind of rocking. Yeah. Sounds delightfully forgettable the night. I'm happy I went. It's good when you go and you know a lot of the songs, but they've played a fair amount of new goo. So that's...

A Wednesday night concert's tough, too. Very tough. Do you all have the ability to forget a concert? I don't think Every concert I've ever been to I think is in my memory I don't think there's ever been Did I see that? Did I see that band?

Yeah, a festival was easier I remember them all I can't think of any that I've forgotten That makes sense I don't remember many I don't you mention I remember them all Like if a band

Like I saw Boys Demen Or I saw Lone Star When they were coming up I saw like I can pinpoint Every single one of them Because it was a big deal For me to go see a band

Or have you ever seen Like a legendary band or comedian or something like that they were so excited for and they just like really didn't live up to it I left Seinfeld early oh really Seinfeld what does that mean he was performing stand-up comedy and healing comedian does it do anything for you I wasn't I was like in high school

and my parents couldn't go so I took their tickets and left early it was like me yeah it wasn't for me yeah I was the youngest there by far as a high schooler but he's got good he's the elite stand-up though is he? Yeah, I think Jerry Seinfeld's elite stand-up. I've watched the more recent stuff, and maybe it's, like, for older people. I don't know if he's elite stand-up.

I didn't really think it was that good. You wouldn't put him up there with, like, I would have done way better. Eddie Murphy. I think he's probably pretty comfortably top ten all the time. Like Ernie Seinfeld, but not, like, funniest. You don't think Jerry Seinfeld? I don't think in his mind he is. Yeah.

He's a big, uh... Oh, this is news to me. I thought he was pretty... He loves dissecting the art of comedy, and that's about the least funny thing a comedian can do. He's a comedy nerd. Which is nice. I hate when they acknowledge that they're doing comedy.

Yeah. And I have a take. Yep. Everybody loved comedians and cars getting coffee. Yeah. I watched some episodes back. It's okay.

Did everybody love it? I loved it. Apparently he stole that from a guy, guys suing him? Well, that's just, everybody does shows in cars. Most of the episodes were okay. It was like him on the highway.

It was a podcast. It was a podcast. It was a podcast with an ESMR. Coffee stuff. He had nice cars and he liked to get to the time and he'd be like, I don't like when they bring in the news. I watched the Obama one.

That one was cool because they were just driving around the White House. The Jamie Fox one's great. The Bernie Mac one's great. There was some good ones. That shows good. What? I think that show is good. And I also think his stand-up is very good.

I think it's a stand-up. He's a resident. All right. And we rest our case. Like, would you put him up there with like George Carlin? I thought he was in that rare. I would say top ten. Richard Pryor is up there for sure.

You know, Bernie Mac, I think, is up there. Chris Rockety Murphy. You know, Bill Cosby was up there. there. Eddie Murphy's up there. Chris Rock's the one I don't like as much as everybody else night. I think he's overrated. Chappelle's probably worked as well. Chappelle. I think comedians hit this level where no matter what they say people are so, like people would just laugh no matter what. I think Chappelle's there right now. Yeah. Chappelle's given TED talks. Yeah. Like if he does any, if he does drops a stand-up now, everybody's going to watch it and they're going to laugh even though

it might not be nearly as funny as he's been in the past. What's the, what's the Seinfeld signature bit. Yeah, right. I can't even like think of it. What's the one that you're, that the... What's your favorite Seinfeld joke? If you're in high school, you're going and doing it for your boys and getting all the laughs at the lunch single. All right.

Fair enough. It's popped corn. You take the corn. You pop it. And now you got the popped. Is that, I mean... I didn't know that you guys were so anti-Jerry. I love...

I love the show. I'm the exact opposite. I think the show's fine. I don't love it as much everybody else. I think his stand-up's great. You're not a Larry David guy. No, I do like the show

and I've watched most of the shows but I don't, it's not one of those shows that hits me like Scrubs hits me or the office hits me. I watch those over and over and over. I can't watch Seinfeld over and over. I don't know. It's weird. But I thought his stand-up,

I don't know, you're solidly top ten. Like, you don't even have to worry about his position. No. He's just there. No. Let's see what Rolling Stone has to say. Well, this is going to be some woke garden. Steve Martin.

we doing? Mort Saul's number 10 Chappelle 9 Cosby 8 Wow okay there it is a few spots ahead of Mort Saul pondering the miracle of pop talk Who do you think so be number one prior or Carlin

Prior should be number one They might give it to like Robin Williams Yeah Can't believe there's so many women on the list Not to do it again there is There's my gal She was funny She was funny as fuck

Did you like unfrosted? No no it was awful Shea loved it Yeah unfrosted was, I enjoyed it. I can see how people would not like it. That doesn't. All right. Keep it, keep it going. Let's do

Lenny Bruce. Wow. So, Pryor's number one. Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. And that's probably right. Yeah, probably. Wanda.

Wanda. Y'all ever watched an old Richard Pryor stand up? It holds up. It's so fucking funny. Yeah. It just hurts your sides laughing. I've been watching a ton of. stand up lately. I've been to watch a Rodney Dangerfield.

You ever watch him? I used to have a Twitter account. I'm done now. Me and my cousin were drunk one night and we're like modern day Rodney Dangerfield and we would write modern day Rodney Dangerfield. And like give me an example of that. I bet it was probably funny as fuck. Like so you and your cousin just like

hey let's just be one of the best comics of all time. But even more innovative. Yeah, for a modern. Yeah, for a he just had a very specific style of joke and we were just like trading it out for more modern stuff and we thought it was funny he like took that act from somebody else i think a lot of comedians like will find people and pay them for their jokes yeah i think he he swapped acts with somebody early in his career and he didn't get famous so he was like 45 that's right that act didn't really

get going until um i i just bought an autobiography of writing danger field last night and i'm going to read it this weekend i can't wait i'm pre autobiography and the guy um what is that his real name No. No. And I'd love to be able to tell you, Kyle, but I can't. Me and you just aren't that tight. And I can't tell you Rodney Dangerfield. Oh, you know his name. Yeah. I just can't. I can't. That's not some. Withholding that info. You know Andy Staples real name?

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You're a real cockback. I said Andy Staples. You're a real cockback for what you're about to do. I think you should go vote for Andy Staples. a real cockback for what you're about to do. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? I think he deserves something. Let's get Staples a win. That's over me. That's just a real shit. I don't think they would, I don't think I have the influence to get Staples a win over you.

Oh, yeah, you do. No, I don't. Way, yes, you do. I, I, because I influence that thing with one retweet. What's what I'm saying? I was down 79% to 21%. People like you. Nah, they like you more. They like you more. This is the finals. final and all I did was say I wouldn't tell you Rod the Dangerfield and you did this?

I didn't know was the finals How do you vote? I do not want My last retweet, T.J. How do you vote? Give me an argument for staples. No.

You had to. What? Say if you had to. Do you like staples? Yeah, know your enemy. Look, look. Oh, you're uncomfortable. Oh, look at T.J's vote.

Oh. TJ. I'll, I'll I'll counter it out. I love an underdog. Kyle, that was... We were just talking Rodney Dangerfield. Why did you do that to me?

You're not going to lose. I'm good, definitely. I'll be losing... What time is it? I just voted for you, Brandon. No. Kyle, I'll be losing about 1230. I don't want you to lose.

Do not vote for Andy Staple. Well, now if they're going to do it because you said not to do it. Then vote for Andy Staple. Can you tell me more about Andy Staples, though? That's great. It seems like a great guy. Is knowledgeable about food in college cities. That's about it.

it would be for a good show if like it was like I wanted to be a little close you know you already imagine win by one it's like welcome to moose pro i'm not going to win i tell you maybe about 1225 it's 1221 by 1225 because you used to just said this i'm going to be losing oh the chat's going crazy right now tj pull it back up i bet you're still up yeah you're dominating oh my god you went up more went up they can tell i'm sincere that i want brandon to oh you want up a percentage yeah all it'll be

that there went there went point three percent and what is this like a back up is this an official contest oh yeah this is huge is Caleb generates uh fucking he's got like 800 followers wait this is just a random thing you're so random dude it's so easy to get it was like

oh I want to win them all buddy he's a good chatter if they put anything out there I will always retweet him I want to run you're an ace seat yeah I don't know why that was weird uh I don't know I'll beat Casey

in the semifinals um i beat cole cubillic and then i beat uh casey and then i beat uh and then i'm yeah i don't even know who that robert griff was the one seat yeah casey took down pate state t bob t bob was in the first round not the second though no damn damn that was a pretty mean way to put it brand there's old j Teabob was in the first round. Teabobbob made it to the first. Cinderella run to the first round. This guy's, you lied about his followers.

Oh, 400. He's 428 followers. From Chappica, dude. Well, follow Caleb. Let's get him up to 800. He's a great chatter. He chats with us? Yeah, he's always sending me, like, these show reference AI.

Oh, those are hanging up in the mostly student. Yeah. Yeah. baby war and he still only gave you an eight seed I don't know about that one that was weird yeah

Rodney Dangerfield's funny Brandon Walker's gonna lose he gets no respect when he was a kid all he knew was rejection his yo-yo never came back that's like wait a minute

you're like Ronnie Dangerfield if he was still a lot that was an example no more that's how I know I'm in the modern age when you make a yo-yo joke Okay, was that your work? No.

KB's cat hates him so much that whenever it takes a dump it covers KB with the litter. Wait, Cliff D. Martino was at the Wheeling Seinfeld show as well. What? No, he wasn't. He was not the Wheeling.

He just tweeted at me. Oh, he thought Wheeling, Illinois. Have you been to Wheeling Illinois? Jerry Seinfeld to the Wheeling Illinois show? You know what Wheeling Illinois is named after? Within West Virginia? Damn right. But they have more people, though.

Yeah. It's stonke you can't, hold on. You just can't do a full comedy show with no dirty or no cuss words. Yes, you can. Look at Nate Bargazzi. Look at Sinbad. Look at Sinbad, man. Or Nate Bargotsie.

Bargotsie's great. Sinbad. Sinbad's hilarious. Gaffigan's a clean. Afro's in Bellbottom is my favorite stand-up hour ever. Was he doing that right? Huh? You get a stroke, right?

Yeah, Sinbad's in bad health. He's doing better? I think he... He's in bad health. I think he's not dead. You think he's better? How bad of health? No, I thought he was...

I thought Jerry Sandusky was dead. No, he's still going. Yep. Yeah. It's out of prison and... No. Hey, let's put him on the Sporkel list. Yeah.

Let's check the votes. Will you be legitimately mad if you lose? Yeah, kind of, because Kyle just did that just to do it. Oh, you're fine. Well, just hadn't moved yet. You're fine. It's the same amount of votes. I don't know if Twitter has a good live updating.

Oh, okay. Well, it might cash a bunch and then dump it. I'll keep an eye on it. You'll be fine, man. Do you be your own, Nick? I could never I had My first yo-yo was a butterfly

I think that's by I think Duncan But then I switched to you omega Because they had the brain But I haven't yo-yoed in a long time And I feel like using the brain is cheating Personally You seem to downplay that at first But then you describe someone who's super into yo-yo

I wanted to be And I had the book I wanted to learn how to do the cat's cradle Could never Couldn't walk the dog Couldn't do shit Whatever happened to your hacky sack that used to be a beautiful tradition we had

I think it's on Mark's side of the mostly day it was at one point I don't know how it got there it's always here the hemp lord one of the better models of bag I've had I used to be a jester guy oh that other Chicago office we saw so many great hacky sacking days and now we're talking shop

yeah we just talk shop yeah we couldn't start the shouts are the only words no there's other words what is the straw yeah what does that mean we used to have Starbucks black iced coffee every day and just have the straw really long

straws for them. Yeah. Oh, okay. We would stack straws together and have an eight foot straw. Pop that on. That's what you're going to wear there? Yeah. What is this? Do you get that from like an arcade machine repairman? What is this? It says datarol? Oh, come on. Come on. Come on, gee.

I had a guy, he repaired my golden tea machine and he's like, this is my band's name for repairing a machine. You've got to wear it on the yack. Someone has to wear it on the hat. So wear the datarol. Datterol. What's the other hat set? You didn't just give him money for repairing the machine? He built the machine from scratch. He built a golden tea from scratch with like found material? It's like built on a computer. So shout out to the partakers. Who are the partakers? Is he Datterol or the Partakers? That's unclear. I think the Partakers is a better band name than Dada. I think so.

Datterol is the worst word I ever heard. Datterall is so bad. Datterall's song that the partakers sing. I like the partakers. It kind of matches my shirt. I'm going to go datarol. You're datarol? I don't go tatarol. Okay, do datarol. You got to pay for your golden tea machine?

You got partakers? No, I don't wear hats. Try it out. Yeah, right the partakers. Yeah, you know, it was here. It was a golden tea machine. It was kind of at the front for a while? You stole it?

Well, we didn't, we paid just like, we got to get rid of it. I'm going to toss it to a bar or something. I'll get him. Get his ass. Oh, they do garage parties. Get his ass. You got to get datterol at your next part. I didn't want the golden tea.

Oh, yeah. Did you listen to him, Ed? Not yet. How's the machine running? Machine's good. So it's like a computer. It's like a, it's like a computer inside of a big arcade box. Oh, they're playing with horse heckler.

Which is what it is. He just put up a box and then you put the golden tea. No, but like the cord in there. The ball. It's hard to explain. I guess I'll just wear my partaker's hat. There we go. Brina, what's the, you said?

you remember every concert what's the lowest level music act you've seen i saw pedi pablo a couple years after pd pablo was pd p d pablo but have you ever seen the partakers for example no i've never have you ever gone to a concert where guys like my like there's a small band that my friend knows or whatever tickets are 10 bucks they're playing at the thing i went to a band called ingram hill in Columbus, Mississippi in like 2001 thinking they were the next thing. Yeah. And bought their CD and got all up on them. And I thought Ingram Hill

was going to be Matchbox winning a couple years in it. They never worked. You ever see the bridesmaids in Columbus? The bride's the band? Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Two drummers and two bassists and that's it. Wait. How's that work? Yeah, man. You've got to check out the bridesmaids.

Have you seen them? Yeah, it's real shoegu-gazem. Ingram Hill at a moment, though. Oh, you know what it is? Yeah, they had a moment. Oh, really? Yeah. I thought they never made it out of, like, the South.

No, I remember, though. Huh. They caught some steam. That are all banned. So who are the partakers? Two different bands? I think this guy's dual banding. That's him right there, yeah.

He fixed your golden tea machine? Yeah. The guy on the right? No, none of these. It might be him. Wait. Well, yeah, the tie-dye. All these guys look exactly the same.

what are the partakers I don't know that's what that's a very so gave you two hats I would bet that that band name was already taken they had to pivot to datterol to datterol

how's it look can I take that for Pat he's actually a big fan of that's his profession and being a dad favorite food Freshman Favorite food yeah

wait Freshman and the Partaker. So he's just in two bands. He's in both bands. That's more common than you think. Oh, yeah. But they dropped Freshman? Freshman left the band and now it's just the Partakers left.

I think the top end is freshman and the bottom brand is the Partaker. Ah. Freshman and the Partaker sounds like a good band. It does. I've been wanting to go to Phyllis Musical Inn. Freshman would be a good name for our guy. Oh, who's that? That's freshman.

That's like a good solo artist kind of thing. Yeah. Like Madonna or Prince, but he's freshman. We're due for a new single-named person Adele Zediah Yeah right Lord

Lord What was the guitar player in Full House Viper Viper Plus he went on Trying to get DJ alone In a hotel room

And Jesse wasn't allowing it Good man Lisa is the big one right now Oh the K-pop girl Yeah It was The Apple heiress 106 million

I've never heard of her She was in Squid Game Wow Who is she in one of the K-pop bands She's in Black Pink Black Pink I'm gonna ask a question I'm gonna ask a question

And you guys Tell me How and why There's a lot of cultures Throughout the world Correct How and why do K-pop Get so gigantic

They worship them as idols Right How and why? It's almost become a trend to follow them so loyally. Does it matter the quality of the particular performer or if they get just thrown into the universe, they're going to get the following. I think they want to be a part of a massive community.

They get a lot of alternative Americans. The number one song right now belongs to a K-pop girl band that's animated. There's like six songs in the top 20 on Spotify globally are from this animated movie on Netflix. Netflix. K-pop Demon Slayers. It's all my cousins' daughters are watching K-pop

Dime. It's like the number one TV show. Is that what the songs are from? The number one movie. They're like obsessed with it. It's not the first animated band to have a number one hit song. Brandon, who is it?

No idea. The Beads. No, I wish. Alvin and the Rihals? No, there's an older band. Animated band. I think it's Archie. Archie the anime.

Yeah, sugar, sugar? That might be sugar, sugar by... Archie. But it's a person doing the singing. Yeah. Right? Is that the song? You're right. That's it. There's a...

That the 60s? Oh, John Stamos is going to be at Riot Fest, playing for the Beach Boys. Yeah. Oh, whoa. Sorry, like, full house. He rolls with him now. He's in the Kokomo music video.

Yeah. Is he really? I think he's doing steel drum. Wasn't Courtney Coxer for? first appearance in a... First spring. Spring. He has a video.

Dancing in the dark. There's a baby who can drum well. And did it sweep the nation behind my back? Because I just saw him the other day.

I haven't seen it. Is it a nation baby? It's an infant. Okay. How? Infant? Is it crawling? Too much of a baby

to be able to drum. Is it AI? Is it that giant music producer's son? I think it's a Got a drumming baby. A human baby? Well, he's just getting started here.

Oh, he knows green. That's... Yeah, my son's almost that age, and I cannot imagine him doing this. Or even staying still on a stool. Is he going to do this? This is a different kid, though. Oh, that was...

He's just hitting sticks. I don't know if this is the boy. I remember, like, a... How many of these? Oh, it's Callum, yes. Callum. drums. I guess it doesn't hit the same when you can't hear it.

Yeah, I imagine he's good. There's music playing. He's playing like fully in time. Damn. No, I don't. Nothing for any, yeah. He's not that impressive, I guess. It's hard.

He's getting bigger with each video, too. This isn't. This is another. That's rock. Fuck him. That's Callum. We're talking about Callum. You don't like Rock and Remy?

I don't know. Callum got banned? No. Oh, no. Uh-oh. That's my son's the same age. He, like, stepped through a tambourine the other day. Just threw it.

He, like, tried to stand on it, and it broke, and that's where we're at. But we're not behind. Is that the Apatopati song? Have you heard that one? What's Apatopatit? A potapit. You heard that one? You just said the word again.

Yeah, that's the best way I can describe it. Never heard of a piece song? I don't even know what. Well, it's like the Asian song, right? Don't you worry, why you're with me, baby, don't you know, and I need you more. You've heard this. It's like a K-pop song? I think so.

Who sings Apatopati? DJ, you help me. What? Rose and Bruno Mars. Oh, that's not an Asian band. No, she's Asian. Her name is Rose. Oh, okay.

Bruno Mars is on the track. Yeah, you never heard this song? I have never heard that in my life. I haven't heard anything past 2000. He's like, you can't go into anywhere, yogurt shop anywhere without hearing this. You can't go to a yogurt shop. You can't go to a yogurt shop. Not even a fucking yogurt shop.

Every time I'm in there, it's hop-a-top-a-tee. Can I just get some fucking yogurt in peace and quiet? That's what I'm saying. Rose. Oh, my gosh. Some is a two-bill. See? You've heard this song a million percent. I don't...

Maybe not Brandon, but I think everyone else has. Thank you. It's impossible to exist without hearing this. I don't know. You can exist without hearing this. I don't hear... I don't hear a lot. Yeah.

There's a lot that I don't hear. He doesn't see anything from here. I don't see anything. I don't hear anything. I don't speak anything. Wow. You're like all three of the monkeys combined. Ah, fuck.

Yeah. Eddie, what's on your shirt? that real question I can't see it screwball ice cream oh yeah it was a real question it's a little gumball at the bottom

yeah but it's never good can't see it from here I was only seeing it on the TV and it looked it looked delicious I just couldn't tell what it was

I love the screwball I don't like the feeling you have to get with the wooden paddle yeah don't like the feeling of that on my teeth percon

I almost got taken on by a screwball does you yeah choked on what part the gumball their hard as a rock because the ice

because they're so cold. And then they turn into like paper machet and that's done. Twice. A screwball and a... Twice? An eye from, well, like, gumball, gumball ice cream. Or a gumball and an ice cream.

How old were? The eye of Mario. Uh, pretty young. The eye. That sounds like a witch's brew. You choked? For how long? A couple seconds.

Not more than like 15, probably, but enough. 15 is long enough. That's a long. This is a long. What is that kind of ice cream called? It's like a sherbet. But it's not quite water ice. It's not quite a sherbert.

Yes. The texture is so good. Yeah, I like the sponge bobs. I have a crocheted one. He does. Got somebody on Etsy to make me a crocheted sponge bob popsicle. Crochet? Yeah.

Explain further. Yarn. Made with yarn. It's a decorative piece in the home. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's cool. Like the Roseanne blanket

A lot of those don't have Gumball eyes anymore They're now flush Just uh Yeah, that's why I have that You do have that, yeah It's good piece I got a SpongeBob a couple weeks ago

And I forget what it was eyes was It wasn't gumball I think it's just flat It's more ice cream Really? Yeah Wow I had a Sonic one two weeks ago

And it was gumball Oh was it? All right Con old Yeah That's because of Che Yeah Yeah, Chey almost...

Very bad gum, though. Bottom tier. Yeah, they're flat now. Damn. One on the right sucks. That's... Almost like a Bart Simpson meets SpongeBob. Steve, what have you been learning about the world?

Not that much. Big day for you today. A big beat. Yeah, and the propaganda on the sheet, he says around the office, the one bullet point is Johnny Mansell admits he thinks Chee looked good in the hat. That was the takeaway from the...

Yeah. I mean, the takeaway was... The big beef just led to nothing. That was the... I mean, I didn't see it. Really gonna... We had Johnny Mansell on mostly sports

when we set up the confrontation and then Che was just like, I actually agree with you. Chee, bet you back down immediately or what? No, I asked him what he thought of the hat first. And then he said that we were good. But we're obviously bearing the lead here. Johnny, I unfortunately forgot it today, but what did you think of my hat?

I thought you looked great, to be honest. You pulled it off there. Thank you. That's all I was looking for. I do apologize for coming at you hard like that. I was defending Gilly, who was, you know, a buddy. To be honest, and you know what's actually kind of funny about this? I actually agree that I think Cameron was better than jailer.

What? What was the point? I just didn't, and I feel like Johnny's a guy who can appreciate this. I don't like how nowadays people are going out. Gilly was at his birthday party. Big Don brought the Lombardi trophy. He was just talking shit. He was obviously like twisted off

something. Just let him just let him live. Like that that video clip is taken and put out like gospel like all right, he's just having fun at his birthday party. So you're saying he was drinking and we shouldn't hold that against it. He wasn't even like talking to the camera. But maybe Johnny was just living. Just getting on Twitter your shit posting a little bit. Just

just going pow! You know? He's trying to get some tweets off. That's what we did. Let him live. It honestly made me feel like it was 2012 or 13 again. I'm in my dorm and college station just firing off tweets again. It took me back. Blast from the past.

So there you go. That was the big, uh, the heated exchange. There's the hat. But he didn't bring the hat. I didn't. I forgot it. Like, I realized 30 minutes into the car ride. The interesting hot scoop I thought you guys got was that Drake has a ton more ranch land because

of Johnny Mansell. Oh, that was fascinating. Property. Drake, I guess, is buying up a ton of ranch land and Aggie territory and he wanted the neighbors a bunch of the neighbor's land and the neighbor was like, no.

And then the neighbor was like, wait a minute, you're cool with Johnny Manzell? You can have this ranch land. Because of Johnny Manzell. Was it a known thing that they were like best friends? I know they were cool when he was still playing, but I didn't know it was, I don't know how known it was that he's going on tour with him.

It makes sense. Drake has, like, befriended everyone who has been, and the most poppin person. He's going on tour. He's wearing the chain. But he keeps them, too? Like, he doesn't... Yeah, he collects them.

Because Johnny's obviously not to the peak that he was, you know, when he was winning the Heisman trophy or a first round pick, so... And that's why Drake has been silent on him until now he's kind of having a resurgence, right? Yeah, okay. So Drake keeps him around. What's Shohay doing now? What's going on? Show Hay's, uh, you know, there's always whispers and rumors and lawsuits on show it.

What's he up to it? Did I say something about, like, a Hawaiian ranch? He's apparently, allegedly, him and his business partner are blocking some Hawaiian real estate deals and trying to steal it for themselves. That is what the lawsuit alleges. Shoah, there's a lot of adding up on Shoah. Is this the same business manager who's causing him a lot of trouble? No, that was a different guy. That guy was under a bus somewhere.

Ah. Nezbollo. Shohei, I think if you get paid that much, you're more of a rich man than a athlete. Yeah, that's right You're a wealthy man first and a baseball player's second You're in the hundreds of millions But he hasn't got his money yet Right?

He's also the best baseball player One of them, yeah What if he doesn't get his money? He'll have to get his money eventually, right? I mean, if he keeps doing something stupid Can they be a void or something? And that's happened before. But they're going to want to keep him

because he's the best baseball player. Yeah, sure. How do you sabotage a real estate deal? Are they like bad? banging sticks in the trees at night? They said something to the effect of, like, there was a real estate agent involved in it, and then at the last second they, like, kicked him off the deal,

alleging that they, like, rug pulled him, basically. No, Kate, they were banging sticks on the trees at night. Don't buy you. Ooh, it's you, Shohei was up. That's what they were doing. They were sitting in the trees. Oh, bye. Scooby-Doo shit.

Yeah. Show hay. Would you buy a haunted house? No. would you live it would you live next to a cemetery that one doesn't bother me as much as a house that has reported to be haunted are you live you like where you live now right yeah what if a ghost showed up tomorrow like would you move depends on the circle yeah I think so yeah what about uh like a suicide took place in the house wouldn't like that Aryan's house arian foster somebody got

murdered and in the room he podcasts from I believe oh really yeah I think I could live in a house like somebody died peacefully here I could do that but I don't know if I could live in a murder house I would think about it every time I was in that room

I'd rather live in a murder house and a suicide house really no I think so my buddy had a suicide dorm at WVU

oh really yeah like next up next yeah you're next up in the suicide dorm what if you found out

that like you're in a room and like multiple people have done it that's where it gets a little I think I'd have to see

the ghost twice Ed And then I'm out. And it depends what the ghost is, right? You don't think you're a little more... Any ghosts. I don't care if it's smiling. You don't think the second time you're a little bit not as taken off guard?

You're like, this might be okay? Because after the first, I'd convince myself that I was hallucinating or seeing things. But number two, I'm freaked, yeah. My dumb ass bought a haunted vanity. Now it's sitting in my bedroom and it taps every night. Every night. Taps. It taps.

That's probably show Hey, O-Tonnie. Why would a ghost haunt of vanity? beats me man that's a fate that sucks you're stuck in a ghost that you can yeah there's a cool like

rod iron vanity glass tabletop that's it's the mirror souls get trapped in mirrors I should have replaced the glass didn't and now it taps

every night at like three you know I'll try to record it I get I get kind of shit on for my mantaking sometimes

but you just go out and buy some shit you think it goes for me yeah you think of me he does he does buy some shit

I think I think you bought a wrought iron vanity because you thought it would look really cool well i can appreciate the craftsmanship for sure but i'm not doing my makeup in it i didn't say you were doing your makeup in it but i don't think somebody said will you go out and buy me a wrought iron

vanity i think you don't think so no i don't think they said buy me a raw iron vanity you don't think we're walking through sibs in wheeling west virginia and they saw the rod iron vanity and had to have it i think it was probably 50 50 and i said i bet you that shit's haunted i don't want to bring that into the home well there's no way you said that why would you think that because because i don't think the vanity would be haunted growing up mirrors you can't have old mirrors then why would you buy an old mirror because you i don't have the say You had to ship it

I had to ship the Haunted advantage It pissed her off It pissed off the spirit even more You had to buy it You could have said I'll buy it I'll put it in real I'll record it tonight Every single night

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap What is that the mirror You spin five times and say Bloody Mary is it bloody Mary? How do you spin the mirror? I don't think you spin in the mirror You spin in the mirror What does it you say

Five times or something like that? There's a lot of things you can say right There's a lot of candy man You could do at one point Blue Badele juice what's blue baby apparently a baby shows up in your arms and it's blue and dead

oh jeez oh god Eddie fuck Eddie that sucks I did that a couple times you blue baby yeah me and my boys did it ever work I never did it I was too afraid of that shit

I've never Ouija board never will do that I won't either I wouldn't mind a Ouija I don't think a Ouija board has ever worked they always work Where's the footage

They do have a hundred percent Hit Ray, you never see failures. Yeah. But isn't it made by like Milton Bradley? Yeah. Is there an example of a Ouija board actually working? I had one growing up. And me and my girlfriends would like make it.

What would say in Rodney Dangerfield jokes? What would cost us contacting Rodney? What should we tweet? He gets no respect. What's, what a I'm pumped for this. Open immersive horror experience in Chicago. I don't know if this is going to work, but I'm excited for it.

Is it permanent or is this like a pop- permanent? This is going to be a year-round. So like now Universal in October, they do Halloween Horror Nights and they'll set up like a mock Michael Myers' house or a mock like, you know, the basement of saw and shit. And now they're going to, they're building one here. But it might be like Disney Quest. That's my fear.

What was Disney Quest? Disney Quest was, they built a building in Chicago. Philly and a couple other cold weather cities and it was just like a sixth floor like arcade there were rides it was sick but they just closed it after like a year and a half. Oh, I've I've ended friendships because of haunted

houses. Really? Yeah, Timmy White asked me to come cover as I was working in the newspaper, asked me to cover his haunted house and give him publicity I said I'll come out there and I'll take some pictures but don't try to scare me with it. I'm not doing this haunted house bullshit and I walk through it and I was walked through it a night and then he had something like

grabbed me on the leg as I was Bread. That's hilarious. And I was like, fuck you. I ain't putting this in the goddamn news. I ain't talked to him since. I think that's a real friend move. That's good, clean fun. No, fuck him. I told him. I ain't doing that fucking haunted house shit. What did you expect when he went out to a haunted house? I was trying to give him publicity.

So people would pay five bucks to come to his fucking cornfield and go through his barn. But that's what they want you to be scared at the haunted house. So unless you experienced the fear. What publicity can you give them? I didn't want to go to the haunted house. I was forced to do it so I could give him some publicity for his haunted house. That's closer to wholesome than rude. What did you do afterwards?

I don't know. I didn't talk to him. You got grabbed and then dip? I went, I don't have a number of him since. No, well, I didn't really like him anyway. What was his name? Why are you doing him a favor? Timmy.

Timmy White? Yeah, he was, I hadn't talked to him in a while. Reach out to Timmy. I'm not going to reach out to Timmy. I don't remember is not my man. Made him at Hardee's. Me, Timmy, at Hardys. Yeah.

Or Carl's Jr. Is that what it is down there? No, it's Hardee's down there. Eddie, what's the rule with ghosts in their domain? Can they leave the house? They have to stay in the house? I believe that's it. It's just that building.

Yeah, I think that's the rule. Do they get to choose where? Yeah. Is that where they died? Is the people that died there? Most of the time, or I think they're trying to take care of unresolved business. Okay. All right.

So maybe they didn't die there, but. That's their home. They're doing the, yeah. Hold on. Is this still Timmy's number? Man, this is the great white height. Oh, my God. Timmy, this is.

Okay, just relax. Relax, relax. All right, this is Brandon. This is Brandon Walker. You're live on a show. You are live on a show. Well, you know, that's like the 38th time my damn life, baby. Let's do it.

Do you remember I remember that time you did that 3.60 dunk on that kid at Hebron. Yes, thank you. I thought, he's 60 dunk. I'm not, hold on, hold on, I'm not, I'm not calling to talk about that. I'm calling to talk about the haunted house. Do you remember the haunted house? Oh, the one I took you out too scared the shit out of that?

Yes. You remember I haven't talked to you really much since then because I'm still mad at you. You still mad at you? Don't be mad, baby. Be glad the same thing you guys said in here, baby. What about a hell state? All right, hell state, brother. I'll talk to you later, man.

All right, play a roll, tire, roll. Burn it. That was incredible. More of that, please. Yeah, he's something. Pretty perfect. Yeah, everything. So we grew up together.

he was always into things he's a character he will say some words that i was very nervous uh nothing like that but it was it was i don't know he's he he was doing a haunted house he would always like in we were 16 he would organize a basketball tournament to use your ventures homie correct yeah and he would he would sell things and he would do he's a hustler yeah he was he was he was he was he had an old bar and he made a haunted house in it and he he did it and he would call me that's how he's on the he's on the radio now but he would call me that's a radio he's a radio no no but he would no no i mean he's on the yak now but he would call me like just on a random wednesday what's up player and i was like hey man do you want to come

do my my haunted house and that's how and they grabbed me and then i haven't talked to how long ago was that well it was probably 2006 2007 okay i did give him a dog one time but uh you gave to me a dog yeah i gave him big in my bulldog i couldn't keep him after i got married uh but then then he died and that's the last time i talked to him we answered like you you guys had like a close active relationship well i wait you know how you know those friends they're always good friends but you might not you might not talk to him for a while i like that level and then you get right back into it and then just yeah uh i did like that he talked about my 360 dunk at hebron at hebron yeah that was that the dunk no that's not the dunk

But that's one of them. So I looked over at your phone. You didn't have his number saved? No, I remembered it. You remember his number? I remember every number I ever dialed pretty much. Oh, my gosh. Holy shit.

Yeah, I remember people. Do you all remember kids' numbers from school? I remember Casey Hancox. Yeah. I remember pretty much every number I ever dial back then. I don't know why. But that's like home phones, I remember maybe. Yeah.

No, I remembered it from 15 years ago. Holy Hernando. Yeah. what a character he was i love that guys like that share a nationality with like dudes from connecticut we should split it up they are not the same we should split it up america's too big good for you man can we get him can we get him to chicago would he ever leave uh i don't know that he's ever been north of the clay county line he sounded awesome what's giving us some more stories like oh no he he he also was a he was he was a set up guy like he had a girlfriend and would

try to set all his boys up with her friends he sounds awesome yeah that's a great role he set me up like four times and one time he said let me talk to you something let me talk to you play you just too ugly for her and he said that straight shooter yeah yeah yeah were you let me oh yeah yeah yeah you straight up Let me talk to you, she just thinks you too ugly. And he's way uglier than me. How did you take that news? Huh?

How'd you take that news? I was like, I kind of knew. Yeah, I kind of knew. That sucks to hear. Yeah, yeah. Timmy. Timmy White. What does he look like?

Skinly. He's a big guy. We started out both skinny, both, you know, he's fat. He's real fat. He's real fat? You want that guy to be? What's the closest celebrity?

Oh, like prime John Goodman. Oh, okay. Yeah, he's a big guy. But he's, I don't know, he's always just him. Is he married now? He is married. I think his kids are out of the house. I know he follows my cousin Brent.

My cousin Brent coaches youth baseball and softball. So what do you mean he follows him? He'll go sitting right field of the game. games and heckle the kids yeah Brandon yeah buy him a plane ticket

oh yes we need we need to be the show the more West Point people you talk it makes me want to do a show in West Point we went there and did something

that give him a call that was Dusty Rose yeah ask him if he wants to come up tomorrow might not be too fond of the city Hey

What up Hey once again You're live on the show Okay Would you ever want to come to Chicago Now you don't have a Cubs fan, baby Ryan Sandberg Brady's taking place ever

No I didn't Why did I I didn't know you were a Cubs fan I've been a Cubs fan Ryan Sandberg is my favorite baseball player Of all the time Well that's good

All right well The guy's on the yak, the show I'm on, think you're an interesting character. What do you think about that? Shit, I know where I am, baby. That's what I do. I keep it. Interesting. You remember when you set me up with that girl from Oak Hill and you told me, hey, you're too ugly for her?

Man, I've done so much stuff for this love-making world, you know. I mean, sometimes you, I mean, sometimes it's a match made in heaven. Sometimes it's just, you know, you just got to get in where you fit in, just let you. all right i'll uh i'll talk to you off air we'll we'll catch up in a minute all right all right yeah you're any normal people west point i have i have i have i'm a cubs fan i have one tj how many times i said i want to take a camera down to west point yeah i think that you're convincing me we have to i mean i mean i might have to do pop banana it's a world down there man i feel like it's like

When Wizard of Oz turns to color, you step over the county line and everyone's cartoon. It's not real. It's separated by black and white. It's a reverse. It's a reverse Wizard of Oz. You guys should just do the act there for a week. It's an interesting place. He's one of the more interesting guys, though.

What's like the biggest job in West Point, Mississippi? Job? Well, you know, we got... Hospital? No. Mossy Oak, probably. Moseo Camo started there So they run a lot of the town

They're good people And then we got world class golf courses Had the 1999 U.S. Open women And then So yeah Really really, really Shockingly good places Mosio, yeah

Two places Walmart probably Walmart's number three biggest employer Or the school system I bet you Walmart's number one in most states Most small small towns I think it is most states

yeah if you don't count the philic school system's way up there but maybe some places are so small it doesn't even take that many people interesting

all right so that's our west point guy of the day timmy white timmy white it was timbo when we were kids he changed yeah of course he was timbo

can we do a west point guy of the day not of the day that'd be too much maybe of the month for month yeah who would you pick after

timmy I've done Brent, right? Candle Boy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't remember their names. Yeah, yeah. I got some. I got Bud Bowen and a couple others in the holster.

Who was like the jock of your class? My class, probably Jeremy Bell. Jeremy just grew up fashion. Oh, Jarrell Smith. Jarrell Smith was in 12th grade. When we were 12 years old, we thought he was going to be a future in a NFL star, MLB star, but he just got to like 5-11 before the rest of us, broke five feet. A lot of guys like that.

Duane Jefferson? Duane Jefferson, but Duane was late. Duane was late. Duane was early for our class. He should have been in the class behind me. But he ended up playing in Greece. If he had played a grade down, I think he probably went to like D-1, big D-1. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, Dwayne was good. Antoine Walker was good. Baron Davis. Barron Davis lives in L.A. now. It's not the Baron Davis. It is to me. It's a Baron Davis. It's a Baron Davis.

And Antoine Walker. And Antoine Walker. And Antoine Walker. Oh, Baron's dad, R.B. Davis. There's a character. R.B. R.B. The letters R and B.

Okay. Yeah. Is that all the. But. R&B. Davis. Yeah. To run for Supervisor last year, he took a stuffed deer and put a sign says R.B. Davis on the stuffed deer and put it on Broad Street. He won by a billion votes.

Wait. How did those guys Baron Davis and Antoine Walker do with having namesakes, their namesake, playing pro ball? You're about to experience this, right? No, but they weren't that famous. Those guys weren't famous yet. Really? Antoine Walker was just happening in, like, 96 and 97, and then Baron Davis hadn't happened yet. Can't believe you forgot to him. He was a coach fan.

I don't think he is. I think he just made that up. Ryan Sandberg is a favorite player of all time. I think if I'd said, hey, would you like to go to Denver? Oh, you know, I'm a John Elway fan, baby? I agree. Whatever I would have said, he would have been. I think Ryan Zimmer is just the guy he could think of.

I don't remember. I guess I might remember him in a Cubs hat. A lot of them were Cubs fans, though, because that's the only game on TV. In Mississippi? Yeah. Well, we had the Braves and the Cubs, but the Cubs were summer afternoons because they would come on in the daytime. So if you're at your grandfathers or your home and the Cubs are just there every day, you can watch baseball, whereas the Braves were always at night.

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shape yeah have you been checking it yeah just checked it's in good shape Andy Staples Yeah Still don't like that checkmark On Andy Staples If we're being honest But Yeah

You were at 60 You were at 70 at one point though Yeah I was at 60 69.7 last time we looked Okay So yeah You're trending I'm turning down

But I It's not going as fast as I How much longer on the poll That's probably a 24 hour poll So Billy your approval rating Is higher than it's ever been It does feel like it is

Yeah People are overhating on you Maybe But also I feel like maybe you could probably say that every August and then I just stir up a fresh batch of hatred during the season. It's the furthest point from football season right now. Right. So

everybody's kind of forgotten and then I'll say something in September that makes the entire state of Indiana. But that attracts like outside of the barstool circle people. Yeah. I am I do think I'm hated more outside the circle than inside the circle. Yeah. Which is probably a good place to be.

I think you're only fake hated inside the circle. Yeah. No, I got some real hated. I'm. I bet you. I bet you 99% of Barstool fans would be pretty upset if you left. I bet my hate percentage outside is well, well above my hate percentage inside. Yeah, it's probably for the most of us. Yeah, but I think there's some where it's probably reversed. I think there's some that Barstool fans hate more than outsiders hate.

But what do I know? Yeah. Do you think your approval rating is higher than like Kyler Murray? yeah no no Kyler yes it is no I think me and Kyler he's treated like scum me and Kyle are very

he's treated like absolute scum no bigger Kyler Murray fan than Kyle about I'm not a fan I don't even know the guy so he's treated I just know I think he should be regarded way higher for his athletic prowess but you think all based on what I know about him he's the best

athlete alive you think all NFL quarterbacks are not regarded as highly as they should be regarded. I do think there should be respected more. I guess he's a first round picking baseball. He's a He's a Heisman trophy winner. He's a NFL quarterback. He's not that big. Yeah, he is an elite athlete.

He is among the top 0.01 or 0.10% of athletes. Undefeated Texas High School. I'm not talking about is he like, is he the best? I don't think he's the best athlete alive. No. Is he the best athlete alive? Yeah. No.

No. But who is? I'm not talking about someone who's excelled in one. You're talking about from an athlete? From Tyler Murray? From the same point of how athletic he is? I think at his peak he was. And I don't even, I never watched the dude play ball.

But based on the stats I know, like Texas, like probably the best competition in high school, we went undefeated. As he has like the record for like rushing and passing. That year. 42 and 0 in Texas. And he got drafted to the MLB. Top 10, too, I believe. Is he good looking? Yeah, pretty good.

You don't know who Kyler Murray is? I couldn't. I didn't even know what sport you were talking about. He's not a big guy. But, yeah, I think he's good. He's like 5-11, right? That's what he's listed at. Yeah.

Is he listed at 5-10? I don't know if I believe that. What do you play in baseball? Third base? Shortstop? Yeah, shortstop. That's pretty impressive. Yeah.

He got drafted very high baseball, right? Yeah. It was like center field left out. I know the name. Center field? I thought it was shortstop. 511, 195. Oh, he's cute as button.

I think he is cute. Yeah, you're right. I don't think he's hot. He's cute. He's addicted to call of duty. You raise a good argument, Kyle. Dion Sanders is his prime better than, I don't know. Well, Bo Jackson better.

Yeah, but people talk about Bo Jackson like he's Bo Jackson. Yeah, that's right. They don't talk about Kyle. or like he's even close to Bojax. Isn't Moogie Betts one of those guys that's good at everything? I bet he would be. Bowling. Yeah, he's good at like every single sport.

He hoops too, I think. You've been watching LeBron golf? No, how's he doing? He hits it. Basketball players playing golf is... Too tall. You just forget how tall they are. So tall.

They run in the circles where they're playing basketball against each other. You forget that 6-7 is ridiculous or 6-8 is so fucking tall. Is he posting himself? I think so. So I just get a lot of clips of him playing golf. He always seems amazed when he hits a shot airborne. That's got to, like, club-wise. You got to get them.

I know, but with the pole or whatever that long, that's got to change the hit, right? The shaft? The shaft. The length of the shaft. LeBron shaft is probably key to the whole thing, yeah. But doesn't, that's got to change the way the ball, the science of it, right?

Oh, as far as it's got a longer shaft, it's going to hit with less impact than a shorter shaft. Yes, that's got to give you like a different. You got to stiffen it. Unless the head size is bigger of the shaft, the shaft. Is that course nice enough for LeBron to be playing now? Unless this is like his backyard. He can't.

If you're new to golf, you can't go play the nice courses. They'll eat you alive. I think if you're LeBron James, you can't. But no, I'm saying it wouldn't be fun even a little bit to play super nice courses that have contours in the fairways and all that shit. I'm buying that exact outfit. I was good I like it Yeah

This is the kind of course You have to play When you're new to golf I would prefer it Yeah A little wide open A nice links course You know

Do you just know that phrase And that's all you know about it He wants to be like MJ so bad Oh we can't go I love Even the way he curse is goaded Nice

Nice nice Nice, nice. Who's that, dude? How long are those shorts? Oh, yeah. Huh, good on LeBron. When did LeBron become LeBron? Like, when he was 16.

Instead of LeBron James. High school. Yeah, I think it was very early. You were saying just anonymous LeBron and when he was in high school. I think it was very early, yeah. Who were the one-name athletes? You're talking about artists. LeBron

Eichiro and Pele Someone you referred to Polioli as just the name Otani's both first and last name Yeah It goes both ways You can say the other one That's right

Because you don't say James You just say LeBron Is Shohei the only one? Showhay's got both I guess you could say Mike or Jordan No You don't say Jordan You say Mike

You say Mike you know you're talking about Under the context of just Basketball yes But sport He's not as good as Mike What are you doing tonight? Mike's in town. You need a lot of context.

You can't. Well, you know, we're obviously going to. But why would Mike be in town anyway? Huh? Why would Mike be in town? He's a, he was an athlete. He's playing on the road. You would say, you would say, LeBron's in town.

I said Jordan's in town. Jordan's in town, yeah. That's Michael George. What are you guys doing tonight? And I would say LeBron's in town. You'd be like, oh, so you're going to the basketball game. Did you hear Mike was on PMT? You would, hit Trout?

if he said Jordan you'd know Who else has it Anyone with an interesting Show Hey being both is pretty cool Tiger Tiger of course Janice Yonis messy

Yonis of course Messy Todd Absolutely Todd You say Todd It's got to be Helton I was thinking I was going McCullough

But on Van Popple Did he just tweet a Che Todd Helton Yeah Did he? Chee did he? I don't know Is Todd Helton the

Rockies player a while ago? Yeah. I'm unfamiliar with... He could have been the best athlete. He was a great... Oh, he was quarterback.

Yeah. Quarterback at tennis? Two sport athlete. Very good. Well, I can't believe Antonio Gates didn't play college. Tony... Tony Gwyn, maybe?

Tony Gwynne, like, sneaky... Tony Gwynne was great at everything. Yeah. Yeah. I bet you most pro athletes are good. Are great at the sports, yeah. Todd Elton doesn't have Twitter?

No. So where did that come from? I thought I thought I saw it before we sat down for the yak. I thought I thought I saw it. Is Frank okay? No. Yeah, I was wondering about that. What's happening?

Mikey says he's, so there was a hospital, there was an ambulance. Oh, no. From, uh, and then Mikey Betts did follow up and say he's okay, he's out of the. Does that me? It's very close face. Oh, no. I've got a few of those, too. Oh.

It's, oh. Yeah, that's. Barricose veins Very close Prayers for flamming. Prayers for Fleming. God damn. Well, he did follow up

and say he's out of the hospital. Okay. Very close. Very close veins. No more chapel. What does the chapel roan mean? There's been a, that's been the curse of this year. Chapel Rhone.

Yeah, yeah. It has been his curse of the year. My understanding is they play Chapplerone at the Mets games. And when the Mets are down to 6'1 late in the game, and that song comes on it just sets Frank off. One of her song. Anybody give Conrad a pep talk? No.

Anybody talk to him? He told me he was going to total that pussy this weekend. I don't know what he meant. I've been a little afraid of Danny. I have too. Yeah. He did seem different. Yeah.

He did seem a little different. On the way out yesterday, I was just, I just casually was just like, good luck, Danny. I was like, hey, a little advice. Tighten up this weekend. Just tighten it up a little bit. And then he goes, what is that? He's like, very seriously, like, what does that mean?

I was like, I don't know, Danny. It was just something I thought to say. He was always a flight guy, and now he's a fight guy. He's a little on edge. Rightfully so, but I just... Sure. When will they start firing up that content stuff? What time did it happen last week on Thursday?

Like six, seven? There's a tightest, do you know? Yeah. I devred the hole. You're still going to catch up later? I'll catch up. No spoilers. I devirred all of it.

How do you keep missing all this shit? Each else is actually very difficult for me to follow. Oh, it is. But you don't have a bunch of clips. Yeah. You don't have to, I think. Yeah, you don't have to, but yeah, I don't know. But yeah, finding stuff, like if you want to go back and watch it, it's kind of hard.

I don't want to follow any of it. I just want to judge the people. on the small clips I do see certainly I hope the men aren't pressured to fornicate because we I mean we made it commonly no one had sex but I think that's normal it's okay to not have to not do that on camera it's one of the more normal things yeah I'm doing it right now yeah you're all more than us we're all nuts most of my time I'm not yeah is Jeff join in this week Delo no a do oh do that's another name that he should be Nodoo. He can't be Jep.

Pup punk going down, right? Yeah. Over to the pop punk? That's this weekend? Yeah. Do you think it might turn into like, if Nadoo joins, I've heard, I saw that other people might join, you think by the fourth weekend it's just everybody but them? It's just like Nadoos down there, I don't know, some other famous person, not the, whatever.

Yeah. You say it's a sypathesis situation for the cast? yeah we're just it's all the last one's just all guests just just nothing but yeah Todd possible Todd could be there Todd help area yeah Dodd Zeal Tommy smokes is already talking about season two Of course he has

Yeah they've got to season one yet Oh DJ set by Dante Oh pop punk's next week Oh I was gonna say I was like My mistake Oh yeah Are you gone? What the fuck?

Okay My mistake It won't happen again That's a promise to the American people So we're still doing the $100 pool amongst us who's fucking? Is our picks from last week's roll over? Yeah, I'm going to keep mine. Okay, yeah.

I want to do a Deadpool for a few times. Something, there's, we're going to have something to talk about tomorrow, I'm sure. We're not going to be here tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Damn, Titus. We're going to be here. We're going to the Cubs game.

Do we have to sign up for that? Yeah, you had to. The Cubs thing? I think it'd be fine. You'd be fine, yeah. I would maybe mention it. Tell page. Okay.

Before you leave. I thought it was just like at a rooftop. She can't just walk onto the rooftop. I think it's like a guest list of people that said yes because there's a certain amount of a lot of tickets. I never did that. Well, we'll just, yeah, I would tell her to them. There's probably extra.

You got my ticket? Nah. What time is it? 120. Yeah. I have a birthday tomorrow so I can't go. Who's? The good ones.

Plural? Oh, the good kid. Okay. How old? He's turning 13. You get a gift yet? No. You get him that old newsstand?

No, I'm helping him move out of the house. Do your kids ever get jealous of your toys? That one was hard to explain to everybody. A newsstand? Usually it's a potty bought yesterday. Usually it's a poster or something I can just hide in the Jeep. Yesterday I had to go home. I told my kid, hey, where's the Dolly?

And he said... Is it metal? Yeah, it's very heavy. I think that's cool. It is cool. I had my eye on a some time that I was going to just maybe take. I like newspaper machines, period. And the fact that it was the National Sports Daily and it's in a great condition.

And it's just that newspaper lasted from like January 90 to June of 91. That's cool. And yes, I see it. And scuffle with X, Y, that's why I bought it Elinai what was the what's the bottom? They offered $85,000 to Lafanto Ellis. There you go

And can I ask? Michael Yeah, yeah. Can we guess I'll me guess 400 So close Kyle was close Kyle was very close

380 350 Well you couldn't leave I could I couldn't leave without it to do it. I was prepared when I said how much, and I thought it was like, I thought it was going to be six or seven. They said 350. I was like, just load it up.

Let's go. Did you, were you a huge fan of that newspaper? I was aware, I was 12 years old when that. And, you know, I was, you got a son. I think that's like this. I would just, I was eating up everything with sports back then, you know. They had a national sports daily. I was just, I was 12, let's see, 90.

I was 11, into my 12 year old year. So that was exactly probably peak sports fandom. Yeah, I thought it was incredible. A national sports daily newspaper. Was it national? It was... Michael Jordan on the front with an Aligni story which suggests it was a regional.

The first day, the day one, they had a New York cover, a Chicago cover, or L.A. cover. Okay. So they had magic, but it was all the same. Like, magic is in front of the... You should get all three. Magic is in front of the L.A. skyline.

I think Patrick Ewing is in front of the skyline, New York, and then Michael Jordan. Makes sense. But the rest of them were just... And I don't think... I'm sure they did Metro's first. and then rolled out to the rest of the country, but I do remember having them. I do remember being able to get them.

You were all things sports? Yeah. Were you into like the Atlanta Olympics? 96, yeah, I was pretty into them. I didn't go because I was very poor, but I would have if I had not been so. Michael Johnson? Michael Johnson.

Won the 200 and the 400, 19.19.3, two seconds. I think 96 was like a great year for some reason. 96 was a phenomenal year. We had a really fun blizzard. What movies were released? Twister and Independence Day. And that thing you do. Some of my favorites.

Some of my favorites. Some about that year that just really sticks in my brain. I think the N64 came out that year. It did. Jesus Christ. John Buddy Ramsey went missing. All right. Never mind.

I'm just saying that. That's a crazy. All right, Eddie. We just did a 96 draft. What did you take? What else? You did a 96 draft and I wasn't involved? I would have done that.

96 is like a great year It's a mistake made the final four We'll do like 94 I love 94 I love 94 I love 94 Columbus crew of 96 That was also huge news I feel like every year in the 90s It's so prominent

And I'm like what would you say about like 20, 23? Years used to stick out way more than they stick out now I think too much is happening Too much too fast I don't know what I'd say about like 2000 2013

There was probably 5 years worth of things that happened In 2020 Yeah. So you were saying there's so much happened that you don't isolate any of them. I just sent it to T.J. No, I think things got bigger back then. What happened in 2023? I can't think of like, like nationally, globally.

I couldn't tell you a single end game. Is that Oppenheimer? Shit, yeah, that's why I'm way behind. Oppenheimer and Barbie? Yeah. Was that 23? Yeah, that was 23. I think it was 23.

Oh, God. See, Hogan turned heel, NW. Tickle me Elmo? Who picked Beanie Baby's number. number one. That's huge. That was huge. It was huge. Sports song, movie, story, fad. Happy Gilmore going before Independence Day is crazy. Ed, you took John Bonnet Ramsey. Yeah. I feel like skater culture really picked up. Unabomber? Oh, yeah. Oh, the Bulls, yeah, 72 and 10. That was the best Bulls team. They penned my Hogan pick. It was a fantastic pick,

Eddie. Eddie, if it wasn't for John Boney Ramsey, I think you'd be in. For story, that was a huge story. I don't say that was a good one. What's the, what is, what good story happened in our lifetimes? What's a major event that was positive? Because you think major events, you think disaster. Burlin Wall. We haven't cured anything ever.

Oh, there you go. They cured polio before us. Do we just have the Berlin Wall? It's a Burlington Wall. That's all we got. What about America? As bad as it is, can't you say the internet? The internet changed the entire.

I'm talking about like a moment. Like a day. Sprite remix? That's up there. When Apollo 11 or whatever made it back? And everybody was like, ah. McRibs? Apollo 11?

Bin Laden death. Oh, 11 was before us. Bin Laden death was a good one. But a death is a weird thing. to have is like the good I think that is like the most celebrated big event in our lifetime

it is well like an invention the segue that really oh Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps in general

Michael Phelps but then you had Lox in general huh a good story I don't know stories that are good don't make it big

like a bulldog riding on a skateboard Oh. Yeah, what is the invention? A monkey riding on a quarter, collie. What do you think is the best invention? It's the internet, right, over the last 30 years? Yeah, things, yeah.

It's pretty easy. iPhone, iPod. Del Pocket, DJ. Who invented the internet? Shouldn't that guy be more famous? Al Gore. He was vice president. His name's Tim Bernersley.

Oh, that's the World Wide Web. The baby hippo is a big happy for everyone, right? What was her name? Mudang, Mudang. Mudang. She didn't last. Have we got a recent picture on her? I think she's gained weight.

Well, she was always going to be a hippo. Yeah. Hippos are good animals, man. Scary. They're only scary because you know you've heard the reports. Zah? You just saw a hippo by itself. I don't think you're...

Put this man. Inherently see here. Put him in his place. Because you know, you know the reports and you know the data. Yes, they are technically. But I think if you, let's say we're in the wild. and we've never seen an animal and we see a hippo and a crocodile we think the hippo's safer even though it's not yeah okay yeah like instinctually yeah sure i'm not saying i know the stats i know the hippos kill people just saying they don't look like they kill people ever have a close call uh yeah we uh one of my cousins we were out fishing one of my cousins so there's a line that feeds from the gas tank that feeds the engine the gas one of my cousins was standing on it while he was

casting and fishing and all that, we didn't realize that he was standing on the gas thing. There was a group of them, I believe they had a group of, there was a group of five or so, there was like two kids. So once kids are involved, they get very aggressive. Came towards us, and then it was only when my cousin moved from the thing that were able to

start the boat, and the thing was like 10 yards away, which is very, very dangerously close. Oh, yeah. Scary. That's what did he, what did you embrace him? What's up? I don't Did you like comfort him?

Was he spoofed? No, Oh, no, no, I was shitting my pants. I was screaming. I was, I was like crying. Oh, you were crying? Yeah. That's terrifying.

It's 10 yards away. I can't imagine, yeah. I know exactly what them things do. The tusk is as big as I am, just one of the tusks. It's as tall as I am. And they don't even swim, right? They just run on the bottom. No, yeah, they bounce.

They boy. Yeah. So you got any trauma from yesterday? Carry over? Do you sleep okay last night? Ha, ha. I'm worried about tomorrow. I'm worried about tomorrow

What about like the video you saw yesterday Do you see it every time you close your eyes That's what I'm glad. Oh that all that That yeah Wow we got it out of his mind already Yeah I'm worried about tomorrow We're talking about with bets and It's coming out tomorrow

Heyby and Zah shared a moment Oh oh yeah That's what I'm worried about But now I was sitting with Mikey bets In the gambling cave and we're talking about it And he was it's yeah It's the most foul It's got to be the most

I mean, two girls, one cup is disgusting. This one's the most foul I've ever seen. Oof. Yeah, it's not something you can wipe from your mind. I'll take your word for it. Wait, none of y'all actually seen it? No.

I would never. Wait, so you talk about it and you ain't seen, you talk about what I read, yeah. As soon as I saw the description, I was out. That's this job, so. You just like, I don't know a headline. You believe these guys are talking about things they're not educated on? You might have frauds, huh?

Yes. Yes. How the fuck would I educate myself? No, no, no. Better myself? Not bettering yourself, but. So the most surprising thing about, I'd seen the movie, but the most surprising thing about it that I found out yesterday was that.

What movie? That was a movie? Wait, wait, wait, you've seen what movie? That scene, the, Mr. Hands. You watched the movie. You watch the movie. You're acting as if it's a. consumed the film?

No, no, whatever. That scene in the movie. I saw it like 20 years ago. But that was not what the guy died from. He died from another. Yeah, they never put out the footage of the horse that killed him. There was another, yeah. So this wasn't his first time.

He was a ring. He was doing it regularly. Movie? Movie and then seen from said movie. Great lighting, though. Really well-lit. Character development was good. The plot.

Score. Somebody writing a score for that. I think Datarol did the background. Dataral did. That was... Oh, it was by death. Yeah. I've been trying to think of forgettable concerts this whole time.

Oh, forgettable. Yeah. Well, that's how forgettable concerts are great. I'll never know. The second I remember, it won't be. Yeah. It's a paradox for sure. Festivals, like you said, are tough.

I'm trying to think. I went to... ICP, like the first week I moved here at Riot Fest. Oh, here? Yeah. How was that? It was amazing.

Yeah. Yeah, I was drenched in Fago. Yeah, I feel like I've been to a handful of smaller concerts. You know, I really remember. It's a nice night out, but you're not like... Yeah, you don't remember. Remember this forever? I bet you mincy doesn't remember a single concert.

There's not what. I went to ICPs March on D.C. Yeah? Yeah. What were they marching for? They got classified as a gang by the feds. And so they all banded together at the snap of a finger. And they all banded together.

Show. Yeah. And all 1,000 of them were staying at one guy's apartment. No way. I seep. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, I watched a speech where they like compared themselves to Martin Luther King. They were fighting the man.

That was interesting So doc Or very nice people You too rabbit hole No I went there They seem like they're nice guys Oh the juggalo Yeah

The juggalo yeah The juggalo March Would you ever go to that? The gathering That's happening right now Is it not? Is it? I believe

I feel like if I was in the vicinity I'd have to Have to stop by I'd imagine it would be fun I don't think they're I would imagine though Because you did a video there right No cat tint

Tempted yeah Yeah. I'd imagine that's really hard to do nowadays. Yeah. Like, they're probably super aware of people trying to fuck with them. It's a lot of people that never had a group that finally found a group of people, and I think it's beautiful. There's some depressing parts, but overall. They're sexual people. It's like the Renaissance Fair for...

There's that giant, enormous belly guy that, like, chicks will lift up his belly to suck his dick. Yeah. Oh, okay Watch it, Zod. Just pull up the big belly juggalo guy. Come on it. Where are they doing this?

Ohio. That's always Ohio. It's like in the middle of the forest. Ohio. That's the most obvious Ohio. I was here for a couple of years, I remember. It was in Illinois?

Yeah. That McCamy Manor guy tried to come here too and they shut him down. I don't know who that is. Oh, you know? know of that guy? Who's that?

He does, like, the torture, haunted house. Oh, like, where you have to, you get money if you make it out? Oh, dude. You never heard of this guy? I heard of the one you get money if you make it out. This guy, he'll, they don't say it's a haunted house, it's a torture house. He basically show up and he tortures you for a whole day. What do you mean?

Like, he'll, I mean, pull it up. He will, like, duct tape your mouth. I don't even know if we could, like, it's pretty graphic. Like, it's, like, it's like a 10,000 person wait list. Yeah. out of this. He'll waterboard you. Like, he'll do why.

He actually tortures this. Oh, yeah. You have to sign away rights to like you're getting hurt and dying. Like, but I think the people think it's like. There's a good doc on college bluff. Yeah. Hulu or something about it. There's so much of this world to see.

Put it on the wheel. There's so many things to do. There's so many foods to try it. Yeah. They're so. Yeah. You can live to be 100 and do less than 1% of the things you could do as a human. Yeah.

And they're choosing to spend that time. Is he good at it? Doing this. At this thing? Oh, dude, he's good at torture? He's deranged. Like, if you watch the videos, you'll be like, holy fuck, I can't believe people do this. They lock them in cages.

Like I said, they'll submerge them in water. Jesus. And people, and then a lot of them quit, I imagine? Yeah, a lot of them. Can you quit at any time? You can quit, yes. So if you make it through, do you get like a T-shirt? I don't think you make it through.

I don't think you get anything. I know just to do it. spent a ton of money to do this and all you have to do to get like once your name is called in the list you just got to give a bag of dog food that's a payment oh we should kill him that's a guy who should be killed i think dude it's crazy a new york CEO got arrested today for torturing people oh really he was capturing tourists oh he had a 70,000 a month apartment oh the bitcoin guy yeah yeah what torturing Deplessy is his last?

That three, because that kid, I guess he was like a super rich kid. He could do anything in the world. He chose what he was doing. I'm like, what? What was he doing? He was just torturing an Italian guy. And Bitcoin, the guy had a ton of Bitcoin. He was trying to torture the Bitcoin out of him, I guess.

Yeah, it was like a scam to get him to his apartment. And then he would, but he, it was multiple people that he had tortured, right? I don't think this was the first guy he had captured. And then they interviewed all the people who knew this kid. And they were like, oh, yeah. that totally was this this is recent yeah yeah yeah yeah what kind of torture i don't know i don't know but i guess he escaped and like was able to run out into the street and be like out me and those stories fuck me up like the uh aero castro one remember yeah that's etched in my

mind oh shit it ruined a christmas story for it's the most haunting story i think i've ever come across yeah that i think j c dugard was one there's a bunch of them i don't know the Darryl Castro story. No. It was on the same street as the Christmas story house? Was it really? I think so. I didn't know that.

A man in Cleveland kidnapped three, two? Three, I believe. Girls, and they lived in his house for 12 years? Oh, yeah, I know this story, but I... Because the guy who found him was like, cool, right? Yeah. Good interview. Donald's guy.

He would let them go out in his backyard. I think there was like a thrill in that. that he could get caught, and they escape once. Dead giveaway. How'd he die? He killed himself in jail. Oh, he did? All right, yeah, cool.

That would be a bad beat, getting a haunted prison cell. I read the autobiography of one of the girls. It shouldn't have. No. That's tough. read the Ronnie Dangerfield one instead I just bought it if you want to read it people are fucked up

I think more than you think yeah the Turpin family do you familiar with that one no that one's crazy that's bananas yeah like I went down to wrap

no I was laughing the tightest laughing but I was also laughing because it felt like we were pivoting away and then you just grabbed us by the Eddie's a sick fuck Eddie is a horror guy he's talking about threw us right back into it

I just, we were there, we were out. He's done this before. He's addicted to the Willys. We're going through 96 nostalgia, you just saying, John Bennett. Talking about Carrie Strugg. Yeah, you're always trying, yeah. Mark, once you know what I know. But you just know it because you subject yourself to it.

Well, once you're in, you can't get out. Yeah, I think you can. Get out. Take me out of it, though. Yeah, dude, read Garfield. Okay. I'll read Garfield. You're not going to read Garfield.

I liked it as a kid I had all the books Not all of them I had most of them up until like 20 And then I stopped being a kid so I stopped In the books So I didn't say I have all the books What happens when Jim and Steve gets 21 through 60

Looks like I'll be buying them I had his 14th book That was my first one Garfield swallows his pride Come on man And then Garfield makes it big was his 10th book Garfield at large was his first book Garfield Gaines weight was one of them. I know them all, but I'm done.

Do you guys want to see the Garfield ASMR I've gotten really into? What? I very much do. Yeah. This lady does Garf tarot readings, and she, like, clicks her nails if she rolls these little Garfields, and I... She rolls little Garfields? I just said it's a DJ. Get ready to get the tingles to Garfield boys.

Is this Bliss again? Is this Bliss? I'm doing bliss. I'm doing it more. If we're doing bliss. We're doing bliss. I got the guys. But I'm a little bit obsessed with it.

And it probably came across McVee because we talk about Garfield. Oh, you found it yesterday? No, no. I've been a fan of it before that, but that's, I mean, we talk about Garfield pretty good amount. Okay, get ready.

I was going to shake these up and we'll see how they land. Love this. Very interesting. Very interesting. Now, this is a Garfield. Kate sends this to me.

Okay. Now. The Garfield of potential. He's got the knee-palton, his cat knees, and generally you would find him on a skateboard, right? What this is showing me right away, first thing I noticed, we've got, we've got a protection, sort of feeling coming from this reading. And I don't mean that in a concerning way. She's taking this seriously. Oh, yeah.

She'll get to him. Anyway, she rolls these Garfields and tells you about your outdoorsman. Uh-oh. The outdoorsman. Timmy? You know, oh, coach. Oh, man, who do we need? Which coach do we think this is high school?

Light Show talk? I think it's high school. Chris Jans. No, he wouldn't care about basketball right now. Not right now. This might be high school. Mississippi State? Leby?

There goes KB off to the ice cream machine. Is that the Mississippi State coach? check the tapes no footage of kyle in the kitchen or gym between 945 and 10 what a nasty nasty rumor throw that liar as i was sitting by the pie nick was like have you seen kb and i was like last i had seen him he was walking across the gym i didn't think anything of it so i was like i think i think i saw him walk in the ice cream machine and nick was like oh he's gonna be mad at you i was like wait what what a preposterous lie i drug the names man through the mud you still have the liar helmet I didn't know KB

I didn't know KB doesn't eat ice That's the worst lie that's been told Or the liar helmet We haven't had it on in a minute You see how he treats his body? Ice cream in the morning But sometimes those guys break You know

Shut the fuck up and put the helmet on Sometimes they need a little treat Do your kids watch Elvin Kate? Do they watch what? Elvin and the Chipmunks? I thought he said Elvin oh elvin elvin elvin elvin elvin elvon elvon elvon elvon el elv in the chipmunk do they watch that no apparently it's like really annoying now or something like the new movie or something i haven't seen the latest chipmunks movie a lot of kids stuff is terrible really i've tried to show them the old disney if you go to disney you can like watch the old old old cartoon movies from like steamboat willie they're like really like violent and

They're like crazy violent Yeah Like stressfully violent The Adventures of Tintin was huge Tintin Yeah and I think it's in England It's a big thing And he's just like a mass murderer

Yeah I think he killed people with guns Like every single episode I heard him say I'm Brandon Walker I'm way more famous than him Right as he was hanging up the phone It's got to be the other Brandon Warran coach

Which coach What? What coach? that was that was a Mississippi State basketball coach but did he call you no he might to call the other Brandon Walker

yeah that's unbelievable yeah I get used to that about what though I don't know uh oh instead of just making it a quick I saw the coach I'm like

fuck I got to talk to him but I mean so then you got I mean he talked for a while I think it was it was more like him he wanted to try to salvage it. Oh, well, I got you. How are you doing?

That's what he did. I see. I'm like, I'm all good. So, yeah, he was trying to call the other Brandon Walker. Is other Brandon AWOL? No. He just has him in his phone. He just picked the wrong one.

You don't really want a phone call from your coach. No, but. Yeah, I'm trying to think. I mean, you see the coach so often, like, all the time. Yeah, anything you need to talk to, oh, shit, you might be breaking news right now. I don't think I am. Like Brandon Walker is. He said he's doing fine, so I even asked about him.

I said, so how's the other guy? He said, he's doing good. But he was calling him. It could be anything. Why would a coach call you if you're on the team already? You see him at probably just saw him in. It might be like, hey, make sure you get this paperwork into me for this trip we're taking. We're going to Europe in a couple weeks.

Could be that. Had you got your paperwork yet. You know. Do that? Got to have the paperwork for Europe. It could be the paperwork for Europe. Is the basketball team going to Europe? No.

Oh. But they do sometimes. I don't know if they are or not. Yeah, probably a paperwork. But it's paperwork. Get a certificate. Yeah. Eddie, have you spoken publicly about the rumored end to the Howard Stern show?

No. What? What? I have not. Do you have thoughts on that? Oh, and? Yeah. There's, they're.

Yeah, I don't think. I think a lot of it is being, like, a lot of, of it's headlining saying that it got canceled I don't think that's true I can't make sense of it it's like there's no legitimate source are you getting and everybody's talking about it like it's real no I've a few people at DM me because I think like I think and no respect to Jerry Thornton I think he wrote like that was his headline like how we're sure turn show got canceled I don't think that's the case I think his contracts up at the end of the year and like a renewal thing he was just like fuck it or maybe he's not maybe I don't know if he wants to

I don't know I don't know the I don't know the I don't know the nitty gritty of the detail, so. Is this like the billion-dollar serious contract? Yeah, it's like $500 million per five years, so $100 million a year. Typically, that's what's reported at least. Yeah. What do you think of it? I don't know.

And then I saw the headline that he was talking shit on Cooper, Alexander Cooper. I didn't see that. Which, I don't know. I feel like there's like a smear campaign against him right now or something. There's like something going on. There's theories that. Yeah. alleged feud with Alex Cooper

I was like what he's making a hundred million dollars a year there's no like direct he's a guy who says what he thinks on air and I don't think he like ever actually said anything about her on air so that means somebody is leaking this somebody's like leaking something

so they're also leaking that the show's getting canceled I'm just trying to make sense of it all there are theories that they're kind of putting this out there because they want them at a much lesser rate yeah so like maybe that's why it's being leaked but who knows I have no inside scoop all right

sorry all right yeah reach out to him yeah that ain't gonna work well it'll have to end eventually yeah 70 right I mean he can't yeah

can't live forever and then but you like talking is one of those things but he's gonna be on the radio till the day he dies I think a guy like that though likes to go out in their own terms you don't want to be rich and just retire for 10 15 years before you die and just go live and somewhere.

Some people need the stage, man. And you're one of them. No, I'm not. You don't think you're going to be blind ranking on TikTok when you're retired on. I have told you all this time and again. I know. The goal is make money, get back to West Point. Be quiet.

Can't go home again, Brandon. I can. You're not the same man. I'm going to. I don't think the food won't be as good. The summers will be too hot. It's right. No man steps in the same river twice

I got it, man. Holy shit. Man Timmy White are just going to. It's not the same river and he's not the same man. Do you have a rough age where you want this to happen at? Yeah. I'd rather not say. How long did you sign for?

Five years. What? What was Jesus? Why don't you say Jesus? Oh, okay. It's going back quick. That was 2030.

Yeah. Good Lord. Oh, good luck. 1,600 more days of this. Oh, I can't retire by then. No, no chance. Why not? No.

No, I ain't making enough money. 50? 50? Yeah, it's 50, but I'm 46. Yeah, you're saying 50 like it's your 50. You're 50 and my 50 are different. My 50's right here. My 50's right.

I'm coming up. I've got to turn the blinker on for 50. Oh, shit. Every now and then I Google, what I'm supposed to have. And I don't have that. No. It's depressing.

Yeah, what's the resource for what you're supposed to have? It's just what it's always. It's always a lot. Some guy on Instagram like pointing up a like a graphic guy. He's 19. If you don't have this. I always think I'd be happy like somewhere down south in a trailer. Some trailer communities are very cool.

Like, very fun. You ever think about just like, yeah, Kate? I'm just saying, I don't see me like needing to live in a house. No, Kate, I'm with you. I'm the exact same. I would also like to. You ever think about what it would be like to just not try? I know exactly what it would look like.

Look at what we're doing. Yeah, but that's not what I mean. I do think, like, if I, tomorrow they're like, Kate, you're done. could I just move somewhere crazy cheap my kids would figure it out and we that's what I'm saying and like could I coast how long could I coast for before we were on the street I think about like if they said like I'm done

I'm fucked I have no other skills to go where yeah I'm unhirable gotta go back to dental hygiene school do you guys know what your like nest egg is like do you know how much you have exactly put away no yeah yeah kind of yeah that's what I'm saying I look at I compare what I my little egg to what the internet says I'm supposed to have and I'm like oh fuck talking like 401k is that you're saying

just like total like investment and savings you guys do you know that and check that like fairly regularly yeah yeah I constantly know that number yes yeah I have no idea you should get on that now yeah we have like a money get but like it's all I don't know it goes up and down and whatever you should get a handle on that I saw this old lady who just lives on cruise ships. A lot of people are doing that. It's cheaper than rent. Cheaper than rent.

That's voluntarily putting yourself in prison. But with a nice view, is it? I've never been on a cruise ship. Me neither. Zero desire. Eddie. You want to come with me? No.

A cruise sound. Oh, weird next question. Horrible. I love cruises. I just don't know. What's the difference between a cruise ship and a hotel? Hold on. All right.

So what kind of vacation? Yeah, no hotels have casinos. Can you imagine? Immediate answer. What kind of vacation person are you, first and foremost? Like, Kate, I feel like you're the adventure type. Yep. You want to go see the dunes.

I get anxious if I'm sitting still too long. Yeah. Like, if you like to just chill and have drinks, it's the same as going to a resort in Mexico. Why wouldn't you do that? Then go to the resort. Because I thought, I thought, in my experience, I've enjoyed that more than Mexico. ago. But I'm probably going to the wrong place. Are you like a big party cruise guy?

No, and to be fair, a big crew, I've only done, I've only been on three cruise at my moment. What does a boat offer that a hotel cannot? Smaller rooms? Well, smaller rooms for sure. Shake your sleep? You're not really shaky.

I like to like wake up and like walk. Big ship. The big ship. I don't. And then like you're not like ported for very long, right? Like you get to, how long do you get to experience like a Caribbean? I do underrest.

They're massive in size, like. Oh, they're huge. You know what it has to suck? Like, you know how every now and then if celebs are low on money? That'll be like 98 degrees is doing a cruise. It's got to suck for them being trapped on that ship with the 98 degrees megafans for. Because it's only mega fan. Chris Jericho does them a lot.

Like there's nowhere you can go to escape. You can't go anywhere. The 3-11, Kate, you got to go, whenever my. Put me on that. We're going to go, he goes land snorkeling. We can go actual snorkeling together. The 3-11 Caribbean Curves. The next one is in 27.

What? What does the puss look like on the cruise to those dudes? What did he say? The puss. He said the puss. If people are also thought he said puss. To go be with you, there's got to be a line around the corner, no? I bet you the rock stars don't need to be on a cruise ship to get pussy.

But these guys are, in which case I would think, cleaning up, no? There's just no privacy anywhere, right? You're just, I don't know. They probably have a sweet. Probably married by now. I have wanted to do a themed cruise. There's some random-ass gronk. Remember gronk had a cruise?

He had a cruise ship. I pitched the Barcelona cruise once. Really? And up. There's the exact same website as the 3-11 cruise. Yeah, it's probably the same boat company that runs them all. Yeah, there was a whole. whole-ass cruise where you could go on with Rob Gruncowski and his family.

Yeah, Dante went on it. What's just idea? The barstole cruise, Eddie. What would you get if I'm a fan? What am I getting on the barstool cruise? You can sleep on the top bunk with Anus Boys. Deal. Yeah.

That's a good deal. Where are we getting on? Where are we getting off? Where are we stopping? I think it would be Caribbean. Yeah, Caribbean, Caribbean for sure. I'm thinking, uh, Cozumel and maybe one more stop at, uh, probably Key West, so not okay, Caribbean, yeah.

I think that'd be a nice, nice itinerary, don't you think? And what would the ticket buyer, what's their experiences? Um, Stephen Chase stand up. A hologram. Yes. Dave Portnoyant to do a pizza review with. I don't even think that would show up. Dave's hologram wasn't even show up to that.

a 30 minute pussy eating instruction manual Stephen Chey. Che could sell a seminar. Yeah, it wouldn't be 30 minutes, brother. No? How fast could you make an expert, Steve? All right.

Different question than what you see. Don't you have to press that button every time you speak? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, probably 20, 20-ish minutes. would think in 20 minutes you can take somebody from a novice to an expert pussy either I'm also assuming there's just like a court to plan you know what I mean how is your game improved in the last 10 years I mean yeah are you innovating you run

the wishbone offense here are you like an old head or just like you're a few three oh did you plateau years ago yeah no you're always evolving I mean you learn but like are you trying stunts now or you just straight up fundamentals you always play around You have any spread concepts in the offense? Maybe some wham blocking. A lot of good stuff. You ever hit a different hole? Play action.

Reverse. Reverse. All right, so we're back on the cruise, Eddie. I want Ed to bring up murders again. Sounds like a good seminar to me. When did you pitch this? That was, when we talked about the botchy thing? Yeah.

That was part of that email. Botchy and Cruz? Yeah. Part of it was, they may not have been intermingling, but they were on the same. Two different ideas, yeah. Yeah, I mean, listen, it didn't go very far. Sometimes things don't here. No.

If you could tie in after dark. Yeah, I mean, listen, you would do a knitting seminar. You have to navigate the ship, and the show doesn't end until you find a dock. Yeah, Jersey, you know. How many people fill up a cruise show? Thursday. Thursday, cruise. Come on the cruise and we'll wear jerseys.

Yeah, exactly. Mark will get a three-hand trip. You gotta see the boys wear jersey. Russell Kyle Bauer by the ice cream machine? Mike. Come all. I'll apologize to you? How many tickets would you need to sell for it to be profitable?

Like, how much is Chris Jericho selling? I don't know. It's above my head. Well, that's the Grant Cruz, I think, had to share it with, like, Patty Lupone from Broadway or something. Like, they'll split it. They'll split it.

Then you get some strange group mixes. Wow. I think we're going to... I feel like we're going to buy an island. Barstool? Mm-hmm. Then what? It's always the then what.

You're right. We don't need to think about what's next. Like, reality shows. and stuff. Jericho Cruz. Jericho Cruz is a great name. $3,800. They're also very inexpensive for the record.

That didn't appear. That's high. What did you get for that? But that's for a few days, right? $1,000 for four days? That's not too bad. That's also, he does a lot of shows on the, I assume that covers all of those shows

that he's bringing in talent for. I would love a cruise if it was, the ship was just permanent. on land and I could go elsewhere just get off the yeah oh look how friendly he looks there not even on the coast oh so there's a bunch of them all those people

oh they're all gone ricochet is going and then I bet they wrestle on the cruise why was ricochet the one you pulled out first guy I saw he's exciting no oh my god yeah brandon you can see Steiner's going

Scott Steiner was at the national card convention I was like Brandon that's Scott Steiner and you didn't give a fuck I said, Brandon, is that Scott Steiner? And you said, probably. Yeah, there's a lot of famous people there. That's sick. I don't think I saw him, did I? Yes.

I don't remember that at all. You were kind of into Tizzy. I wasn't in a Tizzy. It was overwhelming. It was a Tizzy with you. It was overstimilar. We were in joint Tizzy. We were being shepherded to crowded places.

Chee, would you go on a Bucks cruise? Oh, they have one. and I have not gone. Wait, they have a Bucks cruise? They do. Who's on the clearance? Like Ronde Barber and Warren Sapp and all them? Probably not that famous.

I mean, Tristan works, I believe, was on it this past year. They do. Will Golston. Of course they do. It's a mix of talent, but... O-Town! Oh, my God! All right, wait a minute. This is what we're going about.

Tunes are changing in this room. It just took O-Town. Well, I don't know. Yeah, I didn't know O-Town. Box in O-Town? You don't think I'd get O-Town? If you would have led with that at either. Mike Allstott and O-Town.

Brad Johnson from Felladay. Oh, yeah. Trey Palmer. I tell you what, that's a pretty good group. What? What? Am I reading? Oh, big nasty.

Yeah, big nasty. It's like, why? Captain Fear. That's the mascot. Richard Wood. Oh, the cheerleaders. Oh, that's got to be tough. That's a lot of let's goes.

Let's fucking go. Okay. Yeah. Did you consider it, Steve? No, I mean, if I was like a single guy and had no... There is. Dude, like... What are you going to...

That's the furthest from pussy a man can ever be on a boat on the Bucks crew. I meant like if I didn't have a wife and kids Where I'm going on... We didn't have a single man That's when you start looking at manatees Yeah no I bet it is very fun A water volleyball competition

What do you think the theme nights are like pirates? Has to be bucks Right Seems like the theme is right there The theme tonight Because they're not telling you the theme Until you're on it Oh it's only a three

It's only three nights Okay That's too much Che if we got this for you Would you do it? Probably Yeah he would do it I think we got to send him on this.

This was, I guess it's not, they probably haven't booked because they do it in the off season. So, yeah. Do other teams do, what would be the funniest cruise to send somebody on? I actually, Chame being one of the featured guests, like his picture on this website. I could too. There's got to be a furry cruise. Oh, it has to be certain. That sucks.

The Talson Cruise. Do you just get to watch the Bucks play volleyball together? There's a water volleyball tournament. Right. but that looks like all bucks That is all bucks So are you just watching the bucks Playing the hot sun

I guess I don't know I don't know much about us I do know if they have this every year And they've done it for the past Two Is it just two Um

They're your two highlight videos just out All right So it's pretty new They're having a great time Oh rock paper scissors That's trivia Yeah dude You can't get this on land

You can't This is made for you It does look fun. Where else could you see all the Tampa Bucket, Tampa Bay Bucket? Yeah, in one place. You're waking up and painting your face. What a boat. Oh, that would be hell.

Continental breakfast. Is O-Town front, like, what a random. I think a lot of band. Boy bands are from Orlando. They're from Orlando, right? Every boy band is, like, Orlando. Yeah. It's obscure.

All right. TJ, you want to spend the wheel Because one of us is almost assuredly getting wet So Will you just tell blue coffee yet? Yeah, yeah Okay All right

And tomorrow is Plinko day Yep Plinco This is getting ridiculous, isn't it? At some point it has to get to reset Awesome Oh yeah Cool

Danny already having good tweet about Dante the Don, speaking of Osama bin Laden. 30 years of the whole story. I went 30 years without smoking weed. I always told myself I'd only do it if some grand occasion happened, then we killed Osama bin Laden, Dante the Don. And we're off. And here we go.

We're off the date on the Thursday. personal beach house content all right we're out tomorrow so and then we're at camp then we're at camp oh wait we have one Monday here and then we're leaving for camp

I'm uh I'm driving do you want me to go really yeah I'll fly back but I'll go up with you yeah right with me I'm driving we're not doing anything Monday you're driving too are we allowed to skip the first flight because I

don't know I just I know I love Roach I'd like want to I want to like go A plane is all us. Yeah, I don't know who you'd ride with. I'm not driving, so. Go with Ed. I like cheese just as much as you do.

Are you getting good snacks? You want to ride, okay? Yes, I think that'd be fun. I'll go up with you, too. Well, now I want to ride. Well, let's just, let's run a van. I'm driving. Do you guys see that gold limo park down the street?

No? I did, yes. Oh, it's really cool. The Cadillac? Yep, yeah. Old gold limo. That's cool. There's no chance you're driving.

right no yeah all right time to get to the airport you know yeah yeah tiny little plane tiny little plane i think driving's just i was glued to the windows last year we went through oshkash hey hit a quick trip all the good towns we were glued to the windows for oshkosh just going through towns that i've heard of my whole life i've never seen appleton i like looking out windows how your hips on the loggian how my hip awesome yeah sitting that long in the car uh not great i It's more my knees than my hips. Really?

Hips do okay. Knees struggle. Knees get to, happens in planes too where I have to stand up every now and then just kick them out a little bit. Brandon,

have you done the city quiz. com. Just a blank map of the U.S. name as many cities as you can. I will be doing it. One guy got 1900 just in Texas. Holy shit. I'll be doing it within the hour.

Okay. Cityquiz. And it saves too, so you can just, whenever you think of a city, type it in. I'll tell you the number tomorrow. So do you have to pick it out on a map

or you just type in? Type it in. If it's like something like Columbus or Springfield, you have to specify the state, I think. Okay. No redos. A bunch of Columbus. And if you get it wrong, say, does it matter?

Doesn't matter. Just keep going. Just keep going. It's just a casual thing. Go to the U.S. Have you done any of Kyle? And then just type in Glendale. I'm waiting.

Yeah. I'm going to stack more cities and then do it. What's your number? Glendale, Arizona. What's your, um, you don't have to click like that every time, do you? No. Unless there's a specific one you're trying to get.

All right, so yeah, there we go. There's a dot. And we're off. Kyle, how much of that map could you have red? What do you mean? How much could I have red? R-E-D. The color.

I could get a thousand. Definitely. That's all I've been doing lately. You're trying to memorize 20 cities from every state? I got that down. Now I'm trying to get the top 1,000. You got 20 in Wyoming. You got 20 in New Hampshire.

I think I No Because some of the Sporkel for like smaller ones Like Wyoming and New Hampshire Is like 10 or 14 Yeah Okay

Yeah It's what we fucking thought Yeah So now I don't have 20 in every We'll get there But you might have 75 in California California has so many

Like 100 over 50,000 Wow All right Who's getting wet? All right that's the heck Who's getting wet Oh You

It's always me I guess you can take Danny off yeah oh boy not enough names I'm just not enough really expected more support in the group chat yesterday

I had your back why about what but I'm fine with it that's no better feeling you gotta pay attention in the group chat all right we'll play kivy

anus boys good karma oh you're complaining about the wet wheel no I said we should I think it's run its course it did not get support in committee I had your back

that's it didn't get past too would you support like a like a it's it like a Worst punishment? No, I don't know why we got to punishments at all. I think it could be a more entertaining punishment. It's...

Or another method of deciding who's getting wet. I realize that you might as well just skip to me getting wet now. Because of what you did yesterday? Yeah. What if we just did a moist wheel? Damn. Just barely got... It's like the Six Flags Misters.

Mm-hmm. Oh! We lost our TV. There we go. No, hang on. Something's bare. What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that?

It didn't go out in here. There's two hebrers. Or on the stream. That was just that TV. Oh, it's the big two. Or get them shoes off times. I do have to piss. Oh, no.

What happens if it hits me five times? I pee my pants. four times and you're safe now listen if you had to pee yourself oh that would be hilarious oh no i don't think titus would ever piss himself no no no oh wow the socks are off socks off oh my god oh there we go it's two one right all right two two white the series everybody holding serve at home

Sabrina you're driving up driving up coming huh oh come on wheel that's that's good that's what you want oh one thing about me is I'm never going to learn

is that good or bad for me you're good well now you want to see your name one more time okay be yes see you mark it's always Mark

how about you cruise on over to the showers Mark oh shit does he get it that often every single time every time Ed Yeah, it's a nice drive, though. Oh, great, I know.

It was a wonderful drive, yeah. It was a great drive. Yeah, especially once you get out of, like, suburbs, Chicago, or once you get out of the interstate, hellhole. Oh, yeah, like, once you get through Milwaukee? Well, there was so many places I wanted to stop last time. I didn't go through Milwaukee. Went through Rockford.

What's the big university? Madison. Wisconsin. Yeah. Was that 90? Yeah, 90. And then once you get north of like Appleton, it's just nothing but trees and beautiful. Yeah.

Have you ever stopped at Quick Trip? In my life, yeah. Big shout out quick trip. Yeah? Okay. What about it? It's so good. Is it?

Yeah. It's not me a hat in a sweatshrip once. Kyle, they got a great boneless rib sandwich. Ribs sandwich? A quick trip? Yes. Gas station pizza is the most popular pizza in the. United States. Really?

Is it really? I believe so. The boneless ribbons. I learned that from a YouTube thumbnail that I didn't watch. So it could have been misleading. There's a shit ton of people getting ice cream right now. Ice cream out of her? Well, 2 o'clock, usually, post-Jack is usually the best ice cream.

Fuck? What the hell's going on? Are we a guest or something? Is this a tour? That's Maggie-Raggy. No, these are all people we work with. That's Maggie. Is that Addison?

Addison? No, that's, uh... I can't, that is, Chris, not's Chris. Look, they're having a fun, they're goofing by the ice cream machine. Fuck. Catherine,

oh, there's me, there's the meeks back there. Meeksie. Spider. Meeks is always hot. Addison's got to be there. That's Addison's rude. Wait a second.

Are you? Unbelievable. He's fucking wet. So wet. Oh, man. All right, see you guys Monday. Watch the Plinkie. go day tomorrow.

Watch Blinko tomorrow.