The Yak - Brandon Recaps His Thrilling Round of Golf with Steven Cheah | The Yak 7-21-25

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

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Thank you. Happy Monday. I'll take it. Yeah. Fucking take it. No backsees. Take backs? No take backs. Backse backseat sounds sexual almost

I have nothing to talk about I'm done I'm tapped I know Kyle they'll come to me yeah you do you want to talk about what you did this weekend oh wait what did you do this oh through the boxes down the trash chute instead of crushing them up and putting them in my exactly Hit me off to it I get really paranoid after I'm gonna get caught

Shit but I gotcha. Yeah, I guy knew what I thought somebody told you you just throw them down there without breaking them up That's a savage move But yeah, I get a lot of packages. It takes so long now that I'm saying and I definitely do the same thing in my alley I just threw this like shove the big box. Oh, yeah push them down Yeah, there's a warning to as a sign and I know the staff who has to deal with that and I respect them and I Just can't take the time to do that. Okay, what else did you do? Tried to learn the top 20 cities in each state mmm okay what else how much progress did you make the whole weekend did you join rapper T grizzly I've ran that auto-ta it's way more advanced than I thought.

Wait, you're playing the old, because the new one hasn't come out yet. I was customizing my character, and there's like an option for impotago. There's like, you can give him like 3D moles, you can give him an alcoholic's face. I thought that was weird. How long did you play for? I just couldn't get it down. It's too hard. Yeah. Like I was driving around trying to do missions and I get a text message and I have to look at that while driving

And I just joy road. Wait a text message in the game. Yeah, it's too advanced What was the text message? It gives you instructions. How far did you make it? Not even one mission cuz you got it intent to join one of those serious roleplayers. I want to join, I'm really into the roleplaying clips I see where people pretend to be cops. Cops, I love those clips. I know. There's a rapper who charges $100 a month for his. Tee Grizzly.

Yeah. What do you mean? You pay him $100 a month to be in his server. That's awesome. And you pretend. Okay, yeah, I gotta do that. Wow. I love the cop clips. They're so funny so funny Who's the bet who's the goat like is there one guy who's just producing the best of those clips?

Well, there's the guy that kicks people right and leads him on car chases He's on a motorcycle and the cars can't the cars can't keep up. They like break apart He'll kick their car car turn around with a game They like break apart. He'll kick the car car turn around with a game Tj. Am I right? He'll kick the car apart. I Don't know a lot of the I've seen a lot of clips of a cop Somebody being a cop and then dancing in front of people recently There's a guy that will just kick a car going by that's lame the car will turn around chase him. Oh, he'll lead it into its death okay I was gonna say if he

kills him that's funny baby you see the gun on my hip right there I'm gonna use that to protect you I'm gonna set check to do it for the rest of your life all right oh my god thank you is the guy I want to build she about to come well wait that that's of the video game that what point of view is that? GTA RP is it's a wide world, and it's a very Which she was about to come yeah, she would that was you go back to that she was on the precipice I love you, baby. You see the gun on my hip right there. I'm gonna use that to protect you

I'm gonna protect you with that for the rest of your life, alright? Oh my god, thank you. Yeah, there it is. I wanna build trust with you. I wanna build a family with you. I trust you. Let's do it. Let's do it together, baby. Me and you forever. Is this like... But I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of commitment. I don't know!

Is this how you fuck in the game? That's a feature? Oh, he killed her! Oh, he killed her! This is how you fucking the game that's a feature All right, well this is all pre-emble let's talk about the golf game uh-huh Yeah, okay talk about the golf game set the stage. What did you? From the time invited me to play golf last week. Naturally, I accepted at Giddily, and I was excited. And one of the questions here is, you know, were you mad about him being late? And then, what was your fun factor? One to ten.

It was like fifteen. It was- Fifteen out of ten? Fantastic time. Yeah, me and Che rode together. Che is bad at golf, but absolutely accepts that he's bad at golf and commentates on every single one of his shots. He'll hit a shot and then say yes, he'll scream yes, he'll scream no. One time he said oops. What happened with that shot?

Oh it went way to the right. We were on a hole next to the driving range and it went onto the driving range. And he just he had a comment for every single shot every single shot He saw the best in all of it if he topped it and hit it on the ground five yards He's like well. That's five yards closer than I was That's beautiful, and I'm jealous Nothing nothing absolutely nothing phases him. This is a ground ball Just an awful shot. Signed base hit.

It was like it was like that on every single shot. Because that's like the ultimate test like golf is the is the sport that cripples everyone mentally and change just those are his favorite socks. And I do get... I do... When I hit a bad shot, it usually lingers from hole to hole. I won't be able to put it away and I'll be mad and I'll be like, I was doing good until number eight. But Che, with Che, Che's attitude is so good that you don't even sink into it.

You just... He keeps you above everything. It's just every single shot was was something like this and you think that was that didn't even look good but the yes was always if he got an airborne or not if he got airborne it was a yes if he didn't it was a no let me see that again I want to see that that last one it's like an action figure I got I got it over. I got it over the the wheat I have uh I Recorded the oops, but I didn't tweet it if you want the oops. I want to I would like you

Oh, did he rub up on you was his optimism contain? Yeah, it was absolutely contagious Wait he teed it up in the fairway. Why yeah, I stopped the first time. I stopped him the first time in a rule and he said And the second time he didn't let me stop him And the second time he didn't let me stop him What about the fellas with you they were all they were just as enraptured by him as I was okay I guess a lifelong friend or a college friend of yours Yeah, one is a college friend and the other I guess he's in like a golf club that they Have a certain amount of like yeah rounds per year and this guy was that

the guy that we didn't know was having a kid next week so he needed to like burn smoke so he actually ended up buying the rounds which was awesome so y'all know me I'm kind of a bitch you know I can in a mood and Jay just wouldn't let the mood sink man he was just he was just it was he was the vibe he was a great vibes guy what's the friend progressively better friend is the one he's got his arm around What's the name Tito Tito? was a You never met will I never met well, but he was the local like this was his main course

He was great because every hole he'd be like alright. You're gonna want to hit it here and Tito knows will yes got it And a lot of golf is mental, right? Yeah. Chay could be the best golfer of all time. Yeah. I thought I was the first two holes. Oh. I think I bogey bogeyed and I was riding high

and I hit two straight shots. And then, yeah, just fell apart. So you guys shared a cart? Yep. We did, we were in the same cart. Who drove? He did, he drove. Wow. Tired time.

I. His choice. What is this? Hell yeah, I love that you teed up Sorry I should have Alright I got you teed it up in the fairway. Well, I mean it's Yard course I Mean what I was so I knew I was gonna be the worst going in and It was a friendly group and my goal was to not slow the pace of play too much and I thought Brandon I thought I did an okay job. I shot 113. I was expecting

115 to 125 I was gonna be happy with anything under 115 and it was a good time. The weather was perfect. Brandon was a good company. My friends were there, my buddy was there. Will was awesome. Phenomenal day. It was a phenomenal day.

It was great vibes, it was great mood. It was one of those days where we'd play late in the day and although he did book us right before, the tee time before. I didn't book I didn't know a gigantic junior event. So he was on the range. I took pictures Was on a picket. He was on the range with 15 nine-year-olds That's where chase shine

I sent you the picture. It's literally five nine-year-old girls and then Che just hitting balls right between them they're all in like these like all in these chocolate chip mint green sweater vests and then there's just me towering above them. You're a beast. It was a good time. Shay, you also played golf with me yesterday. Yeah, Brandon was very good. I mean, everyone knows he can hit the piss out of the ball off the driver

but he hit a lot of really good shots. He was in pursuit of a par all day, and it was kind of alluding him, and he would hit really good shots and get to the green and then putt miss by a little bit. And then on the 17th hole, which I think that they said that was the funnest hole, he got it in the sand and he was pissed about it, but then he hit one out of the sand, then it rolled right next to the hole, and he parted on 17th. Oh, this is right. You of the sand, then it rolled right next to the hole, and he parted on 17. Oh, this is right. You're the man, Brandon.

Did Che being in his presence, did that temper your rage? Kyle, I could do that every weekend. It was therapeutic. With Steven Che. Wow. Yeah, it was. It was, it was, it was. Yeah, I mean, that yes was so fun. It was very therapeutic.

It made me feel good. It made me, I will get mad at myself and frustrated on the golf course, and he just wouldn't let it happen And I have to golf with you and you guys get closer as friends. I I would say I would say che today We are closer than we were yesterday morning. Did you learn something about them him that you didn't know? No, I just learned that what you see here is not I knew it wasn't yeah We knew it wasn't act, but it's like

He carries that everywhere. What was the worst part? the beginning I really was getting pissed off because The the tee time was at 348. I got there at 302 Che got there about 325 330 and his friends got there at 345 and I was like the member though, right? Yeah, but still I was like that was way too late and I was bothered by that too. So but once we started that was gone Well, yeah, so that guy was a member they and I didn't know this I knew that they were Tito was staying worse will but they went somewhere in Chicago and played 18 earlier that day. Whoa And then they were coming up to us and I guess

there was some delay with lunch or traffic or whatever. And they had called me before and being like, hey, we're running a little bit late. We're going to cut it close. So I told the starter and everything was taken care of. And then they moved us back eight minutes. We were at 356 and they got there at whatever it was. We were we were in time, but it was close. And we were right in front of the kids and they almost caught us a couple times. Oh, no TJ. I sent you the whoops Whoops or oops, it's whoops. I thought it was oops, but it was whoops

So you know when you make a video game character move and they always have to make a noise. Yeah Oh Damage a it's good. I was happy with how I played I feel like I didn't slow too much I. Also... I hit a couple nice shots. On every single green, every single hole, the one guy, Will, was the best golfer out of all of us. And he's the member. Every single hole, Che would ask for a read on a putt. He would say, where should I putt this one? Like, left to right, right to left?

And he would just never hit it on the line at all. He would just say, right to left, and then hit it three feet left. You gave me a read on one, and you like whoops. I was lying. Yeah, I Think the problem is I don't think he will always be this kind of golfer. I think he will Beat this guy like gambling he's gonna think he's figured it out. No, I'm not good at goal I thought I had some confidence being and I was telling Brandon in the car. I was like, maybe I'm just nasty at this. Yeah after two holes But yeah, I knew I wasn't gonna be very good I I don't I would be surprised if I was under a hundred at any point in my life on any single round

If you played a lot you get under if you see if you get to tee it up every time on the fairway You have a definitely you had enough good drives that you could get to a hundred. I don't think Tina. I mean like You know I was so much behind like there was one shot I had out of I don't know some behind some Bunker of some type and it was going so far past Brandon just kicked my balls and that was like in Kurt like it was Like yeah, he's not even close. So teeing it up on the fairway. Who cares? Plus I hit a nasty shot off that Did you what did you say after that shot that was a yes, that was a yes that was certainly a Loud yes, I was debating like yes trying to lay it up or just say like just fucking be a legend and I

Be a legend this is contagious like I I. Just be a legend. Just be a legend. This is contagious. Like I... I know. I don't have fun golfing. I need to golf with Che. We played at Kenosha Country Club, which is beautiful.

No, don't ask. Don't ask. What was he gonna ask? He asked if he was hitting it off the deck. The other guy did. I'm gonna fucking call this one. Oh. Yes! Oh So genuine I wish I had the whole round

Yes, that's awesome Mario's let's ago Yes, and now this is my first time golfing since moving here So it was a lot of courses, so I'll try and take advantage a little bit more Got the bug gotta go gotta go a little bit more or golf company now Well, you're welcome to come up to my club and play with me. Yeah, yeah, I'd love to do that one What a duo I want to play with them so bad. I record the whole round I want it yeah, we need to record and Brandon made a girlfriend him and will exchange numbers and look at that wait will

Okay Exchange numbers and look at that. That's right. Wait will Okay Name's will cool. All right That's cool. That's it. Yeah, all right. I Was gonna say a word you don't think you could say oh, yeah Yeah, are you going for a litteration? Yeah? Well Yeah Well Do you throw loose trash in your disposal I've been thinking back to this yeah, like done the shoot yeah, yeah like throw like a

like If you get delivery and you have like still half of styrofoam box crust pizza crust Yeah, I know I don't do that. No someone here does that here here. Oh, it's worse than that Yeah, that's obviously why we we might know someone who throws loose chicken wing bones No, sorry to shoot the shoot I. The shoe was right outside his place. This is why it sucks, Dave? This has to be what it sucks. Chicken wing bones down the trash?

That's cowboy territory. Not even in the styrofoam. Just loose. But how is he? He's just walking out of his apartment eating a bone. Right. That means he's just as bare. Like, he's walking around with chicken.

He's throwing away individual wing at a time? Quick banana, peel right down the shoe. Oh, someone's going to slip on that. That's throwing away individual wing at a time. Quick banana, peel right down the shoe. Oh, someone's gonna slip on that. That's dangerous. Very dangerous. You're leaving your place with a wing, he's chomping it while you walk out of your apartment. Yeah.

That's so bad. Picture, you know how people eat above their garbage can? I think he does that with his community garbage chute. I eat probably half my meal standing up. I do, my lunches are usually all standing Yeah, but do you eat and walk? No, you like my walk somewhere while not Finishing a like a sandwich. Yeah, I Would I mean depends on the situation but like my kitchen is like there's three chairs

So it's like all three kids are sitting. I just stand across from them So I eat all my standing up. Yeah, they never sit down or you start standing. I usually never sit down Oh, it also doesn't really count like the food doesn't count if you're standing. Yeah, I could calories don't count when you're standing That doesn't seem right. It's very right cancels out burning calories by standing Just never go to like a Costco or Sam's Club get all the free samples. No, I haven't yeah what I Famously not gone to Costco. Yeah. Well, how is that? You're the most Costco guy. I know I know well, you know what ruined it Yeah, the most the fucking Costco guys. What? They got you off. I

It got you off. They did not You all all right. Hmm. It got you all they did not Cuz they've got me off my fucking AJ a fucking nine-year-old the other day was sitting at home singing that we bring the boom Oh, I heard they stopped booming I heard they stopped booming Nasty rumor that's a really The opposite I'm pretty sure they stop booming They exclusively I think they took a break from boo. I think they gave up every other word they announced They're not booming. I don't know who told me they only boom because their editors are Filipino villagers

Little boys yeah, they don't know how to little boys TJ do they stop booming um what do you mean like like? They'll they'll make in a boom or doom But they're not doing boom dedicated videos if they're not just being like let's try this and if it's a boomer or no I they're mixing up their content so they kind of did stop booming I think they've tempered how often they boom didn't it do is boom put them out into retirement You'll see big justice next to anybody lately the the godfather was not small justice Yeah, just is like six to now the godfather remake was I mean it was it's better than Godfather 3

When the Godfather challenge whose voice was that I? Don't know what the Godfather challenge is other than they just gave him What makes it a challenge you know the Godfather challenge? Where's the challenge? I don't know they're killing it I Guess that I want to do the challenge other challenge. This could be a really good Tate after dark No chance they finish this can we do the Godfather challenge for an hour? 64.6 million or any of you guys signed up for tomorrow's stream What yeah, what is it sorry that's gonna be a night

Are you doing 99 99? Oh, that know what it is. I am. What? Yeah. What is it? I'm sorry. Yeah, it's gonna be a night. Are you eating? I'm doing 99.99. Oh, that's what it is. Hot dogs and beers? Yeah. Oh. With 10 guys? Is it 10?

Yes, there are stipulations, obviously. Well, if it's 10 guys, that's just a 9.99 challenge. It's 11, I think. Whatever the number is, it turns out to be eleven eleven eleven ah Yes So what the math be there eleven eleven nine nine nine guys yeah, yeah Is there a certain do itch? Those rumors oh we got to get to it in here tomorrow. Can you book him TJ? Oh?

He's here. Well. I assume if he's doing it tomorrow, okay, yeah We gotta get do it here. He's gonna be a machine Yeah, but you got it. You got to watch him because he'll drink before yeah, he'll get drunk before he'll get drunk during the hill Hot dog we're gonna get him drunk on the heck. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it beat him hot dogs, too Yeah, we need him is he good enough to knock for maybe one off of each of your I Would guess you guys have drank it. I mean I he drinks fast and I would guess drink nine beers in a half of it Yeah, I don't know what he can do after that. Yeah Yeah, he's a he's a sprinter who else is participating

He sent me the lineup. I know Max is in and he's mad because he got duped in Yes He got duped in bad how to get duped in I said when Tate asked me to do it I said maybe but that means no and then PFT I think said the same and then Tate went to Max was like hey PFT and big cat are in Yeah, he was lied to. He got duped. Am I allowed to say everyone?

I don't know why not. Well, I guess ask Tate. Tate! What? Come here. Because I could say these names, I know. Tate, Dana, Eddie, B. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Tate, not Kate. You rang? Hello. Yeah. I was just doing a Godfather challenge video, what I missed. Oh nice! That's why you're so exhausted. It's a me, the Godfather!

Oh, you did it! I did. Sorry about that. The rugby chicks wore you out. They did, boy is my face burn. Interesting shirt to wear. Go Beavsaves back on the team What if our Godfather challenges you have to go up to mincy and talk like you're in the Godfather until he gives you a gift

What? So he recognizes you're doing a Godfather challenge mincy said he lost possession of a video. That's an auto viral he did auto virals Auto he was bragging about Who's in the challenge tomorrow? It's sit down you can sit down You say You want to say have you lost weight when is George getting here? Products everywhere. I'm gonna send TJ the graphic and you put it up. Sure. What is when is George getting here tomorrow?

We're gonna have him on the air. No Let's uh, he'll probably be hungry too. Yeah He really get that boy fed. He is predicting I asked him like what he can do and he expects to drop like 23 and 15. Oh Wow The market yeah, that's numbers as a yokage Okay, what about does he know that he's getting drunk and eating on the yak? No, please don't I'd like to see him do Never done the nine nine challenge on the yak. No, please don't. I'd like to see him do. There's also six hours. Have we ever done the nine nine challenge on the Yak? No, no, we haven't. We have a group. We have a group chat going right

now of everyone in it. And Deutsch said this is the highlight of his entire summer. I love that. Yeah, he's fired up. All right. So who's on it? TJ. Do you have it? This is going to be it is going to because there's definitely going to be a weak link I would assume There are subs Eddie. Are you a big drinking guy? I could put them back when I'm like when I have I need a cup What about eating with the drinking? I need it. That's a problem. That's hard for everyone's been techie way Yeah, you need to go back. Go back. You need a cup. Oh, yeah, you give me a cup You give me a fucking solo cup, right? But that doesn't seem too big of an ass We are drinking I'm just saying it's a different barrier than a can versa bottle verse a cup

Well, yeah, yeah, I guess so look at that. Oh boy wait is is Joey going so so Joey is All-time drinker. Oh Mm-hmm, and he said he plans on throwing back a lot. Oh, wow. That might be a misuse of his talents. He can't.

Hot dogs are part of the challenge. He's not allowed to eat competitively. Oh, you guys are going to crush this. We got to get do it. You have Deutch and chestnut. Dude, look at this lineup. Get them all. Yeah, just do it.

Just get thing to drunk. Te beef katik you guys might do this in like no don't hype it this is hard don't over no it's not ten to twelve minutes baseball games are fast now is this trying is this you making yourself feel better about gaining a little weight you're just here with a bunch of this is we are bringing some some big dogs I had to get everyone's, we're wearing jerseys, so I had to get everyone's shirt sizes. We got it. We got to get these guys moved up.

This is too easy. Dana Beers is like our fifth best drinker, I will say. Oh, he's going to take offense to that. Rank your drinkers. Wait, is Dana going to be here? What time does he land tomorrow? Yeah, he'll be here tomorrow So we'll find out if he's Dana and I were just talking Yeah, we'll do it. We'll do a pre challenge pre challenge

Dana says that he hack he'll be easily putting down 15 plus beers, but dogs are not as strong suit Okay, that's what everyone says is like, yeah, I'll give you 15. So dogs is gonna be the problem Yeah, you guys are just gonna be drunk trying to eat hot. So if somebody's gonna be a dog. Well, so there's two things Yes, we have we need to strategize but the two rules are One if you puke so we have a bullpen So we're all standing on the bleachers and then up in the corner we have White Sox Dave Hannah Montoya and Anika and If you puke you're out

Then they go to the bullpen and they warm up so they either have to drink three beers or eat three hot dogs. They don't count towards and then they come in. So we can drink till you puke and then have White Sox Dave come eat. The other special rule is that during the seventh inning stretch is a free puke zone. That's very nice of you. I mean, I love that. I'm going to tune in just for that. So seventh inning stretch while they're singing it, everyone is hopefully going to That's very nice of you. I mean, I love that. I'm gonna tune in just for that.

So seventh inning stretch while they're singing it, everyone is hopefully gonna clear their system for the final run. I need that on video. Yeah, it will be. Yeah, it's gotta be. This is a dumb question. The nine is, are you gonna be watching a baseball game

in accordance with it, or like? We're gonna be standing on the rooftop watching the game and we have a score bug. Oh you're doing it at the game? Yeah we're doing it on top of the rooftop at Wrigley. Oh my god. So the game, you'll be able to see what's going on in the game on our screen.

And then we have this awesome, the graphics team did a great job, we built our own Wrigley scoreboard that'll be behind us. And in between every inning Lucas will hand put up how many dogs and how many beers we've had. That's awesome. Also my favorite part of the stream, Big Head, this is where I kind of wanted you,

like, so Lucas, only beers count. If Lucas hands them to you, beers and dogs, he has to hand them to you and he has to report them. That's gonna be a problem. Yes, after we got to get Lucas drunk. Yeah, let's have Lucas on the act. Which should be easy, get him one martini. He's gonna be a problem. Yes, we gotta get Lucas drunk. Yeah, let's have Lucas on the act Which should be easy get him one martini He's gonna get in waste sass like after 70 beers and Kadek is trying to get his next one and Lucas is like hold

Oh, yeah Yeah Fuck Lucas Okay, well, I'm excited for this cool. Yeah, see you guys then yeah We're gonna get to it so drunk. Oh Good catch good catch The George funnel know the five We yeah, yeah, we have it yeah, yeah, I don't think it's until three, but they don't have to have a certain amount each inning

It's as long as they have 99 99 by the end of the game, right? There's no like pace How are those dogs are those as that's yes Rooftop so it's probably gonna be but it's still beefier than like what you're buying at the store if it went to 3 a.m. Are they allowed to just stay on the rooftop? Closes after an hour after the game. Yeah, so oh isn't it supposed to be like a hundred degrees tomorrow It's gonna be a pass fail Warning I got my oh no, it's not gonna be that bad. Oh wait. No, Wednesday Thursdays Are you where were you this weekend? Are you is it you're getting?

87 80 San Cupertino big cat did Nicky smokes invite you to his birthday party alright Let's talk about this because I actually think everyone here is gonna be on my side and maybe everyone on the chat But we'll discuss it anyway. I think it's as cut and dry as possible Nikki smokes turning 26 this weekend came into my office He said what are the chances you slide by for a drink at my birthday party, and I said 0% And then I said what do you have planned? And he has two different events plan that he's planning

And I said that's a fucking chick move It that's the quintessential chick move 26 years old planning two events for your own birthday He's planning his own he's planning his own events some Paris Hilton shit. Yeah, and 26 is not a No, you don't you don't celebrate 20 30 I would I would let pass he's clarifying his own tweet clear to clarify it's not a party it's simply two events one day drinking event and then a table those are both parties that's he's planning them I heard him invite some he's like yeah we got a plan for like this and that that's a chick move I got

invited to the day one because I'm old to the day yeah that's a what so it's a chick move. I got invited to the day one because I'm old. To the day one? Yeah. That's a what, Brandon? So it's a chick move. You're right. Yeah, it is. I'm not agreeing with you. Chick move slash Miami guy move.

I think you could have praised it to be like, oh, yeah, some of us are going to the bar. That's totally different. Yeah. If you're like, hey, we're going to meet up at a bar on Saturday night for my birthday, I still would be a little because 26 like, 26 years old, you gotta, can't be telling him on Monday.

Yeah. So Nicky Smokes move. Chicks love their birthdays. In his defense, chicks have a lot of fun. Yeah, but they do, they love their birthdays. Yeah, they just be talking, shopping. And like, if it was 30, I'd get it, if it was 40, I'd get it.

25 is better. 25 maybe, even 26 is, you don't celebrate celebrate birthdays after 21 except for fives and zeros. Can you do me a favor? Yeah, I'm being a little bitch here, but I did work out this morning. Okay, I didn't take a nap Let's all just put that out there right now. I got here at 6 a.m. Immediately started working out not a big deal. Wow, so stop making it a big deal. Sure However, I was on the treadmill this morning, vibing to my music, being cool, you know. So I'm being cool and then at 7.05,

he walks in and starts working out. Could you ban him from the office till 8 a.m.? It's only, it's pure self-serving. I just don't want him here at 7 a.m. Yeah, easy. Okay, good. It's just too early for him to be here. Yeah.

There, that's all. Done. Wow. Thank you. Was he playing music out loud or in his headphones? He was on his headphones, but he was rapping to me. There's a caveat there. Yeah.

If I ban him, you have to work out every morning. I'm going to anyway. I'm not gonna ban him and then have you be like, well I napped today. But he's six weeks till TV. I'm just saying. Oh, are you gonna be on that? Six weeks till TV. Oh boy. I'm getting gonna ban him and then have you be like, well, I napped today. Well, he's six weeks till TV. I'm just saying. Oh, are you gonna be on that? Six weeks till TV.

Oh, boy. I'm getting in shape. No more naps. Brandon, that's a lot of talking, man. No, no, it's not about the working out. It's about no more napping. I gotta be ready to be alert first thing in the morning. Doesn't that make sense?

That makes sense. That makes perfect sense. Yeah. Six weeks to TV. Ed, what was the guaranteed viral video? Me and Kyle. Auto viral. Why didn't he post it then? I know that Chuck Nassau is not, he's sending them to Chuck and Chuck is not putting them out. Well, I think if we get Chuck in here. To put them on like branded accounts. Like put it on your own branded accounts I need to see them. Yeah, they're auto viral. It's from the fish parking lot, okay Did he go all three nights? He went just to Friday and Sunday. Oh, okay that makes sense he says it's not a viral, but he doesn't know if he could post it because

He's being offered something chunk in the glow sticks. We can post it here. That's what I figured but Fish songs there's glow stick wars which are actually really cool. Oh, you're like everyone just throws glow sticks back and forth That's fine. It's the only man in the world with a life like his um there's a lot of I think like Dying kids that get to do this stuff Maybe billionaires that's about it. Yeah Who like yeah like billionaires who just they don't know he's like a dying kid or about that what I? Don't under what are billionaires doing when they go on these vacations About that

Even like not even billionaires like when elites go to like the Amalfi Coast or Monaco or the Hamptons what are they doing that's so above regular partying? I don't know. I've only gone on nice vacations with my kids and it's not nice. But you've been around billionaires right? Not really. I mean I went to the Hamptons a couple summers and it but that was like a regular Like I didn't do anything special. Mm-hmm literally just sat at the pool. I think it's maybe just being around each other Just amongst wealth, but they're not partying at a level. That's like hard to conceive I think I think they might be I don't know Harry Styles on his boat cotton

That's an exception Not do his fourth of July party this canceled really why I don't know Harry Styles on his boat cotton. That's an exception Not to his fourth of July party this canceled really why I don't know because he's because everyone's like this guy's a loser Maybe so yeah, no that why would they think that? But yeah, I don't know the answer that I I've always assumed that they're partying at a different level I think everything is top shelf right I think cocaine is a spray They have a certain level of protection to rule that loose without worrying about but like caught caught with The drugs and stuff like not telling about celebrities. I'm talking about rich kind of older people the Cobb salad is very green Yeah, I think they're just doing it to just be around each other like dude

The Hamptons is kind of weird the Hampt is like, each town is a neighborhood in New York. Like, everyone from the Upper East Side goes to this town. And so they basically just go, they just relocate where they live during the year for the summer. Right. And White Party held their hands. Everybody would kiss. The Negative Association was shot.

Oh! Go figure. Oh, interesting. And White Party held hands with everybody but the negative association with Sean, oh! Go figure. Oh, interesting. You and Rubes got bad blood? No. I mean, I'd say to his face, I don't hate the guy, I just think, like, I cringe when I watch some of his stuff. Fair.

Oh, he has stuff? Well, I mean, like, the Fanatics Fest was a little cringe-worthy. mean, like, the Fanatics Fest was a little cringeworthy. Wait, what's the Harry Styles? Canceled forever! After Diddy Parties ruined the theme? Wait, what was the theme? It was a white party, right?

Is he canceling this party because Diddy can't attend? He just outed himself. Honestly, yeah. We need him. What the fuck the white party was some of the best making fun of shit we had But that's what was anybody actually having like the time of their fucking life That's why I'm talking about will do that. I'm not having you they're afraid to truly let loose Yeah, but that's also like when you're talking about celebrity parties. They like it because they're just other select

It's it's less about the party. It's more about being somewhere where all these famous people that sucks. Yeah, right No, I agree. I think I've never been to one of these parties. What about like the Super Bowl ones don't really go to them I Think I'm naive like I don't go to Super Bowl parties. I can't remember the last besides ours Brando one ours no, of course not. We had Super Bowl parties They were we had one we had one incredible Super Bowl party and then every single party after that We were just chasing that the Houston one was insane I was when loud Sean almost died in the pool and then Gluttony balls. Oh, I just watched glenny balls fall asleep in in the middle of a party for like an hour

He's on our 17 and then I think Blake Bortles and Jared Goff almost burned the house down with totinos We were sponsored by totinos that year. So we just our whole house was full of totinos They tried to make some at like three and that's a part That year so we just our whole house was full of totino. They tried to make some at like three and that's a part Was Josh Allen there Josh Allen was not he was there in spirits That was a fun party, but yeah, then we just chased that we never we never did it again The Miami one wasn't really Miami one got rained I flooded the Minneapolis one was a shit show cuz it was like zero degrees and no one could get in Minneapolis one was when I found Liam

Bubba our old producer We had a flight the next morning. I was trying to find him and he was he had fallen asleep in the sauna It's wildly. Oh my That was funny trying to think what I think also like maybe Blake Borle saw Dave getting head What I heard I would rather I would rather be Blake than Dave in that situation And I'm pretty sure that there was just like you know like maybe I think I think maybe days room like the windows were open to the Backyard or something I can't remember

And then I just remember the next morning Jared Goff called me was like we can't find Blake Where is he I was like I don't fucking know how would I know oh man? If you walked in on boss man, I think I would purge you didn't walk in I think you saw from the window. That's even funnier. Yeah That was a good party. That was that that was the height of Barstool's parties because it was before we I think it was maybe our first one So we kind of were like let's wing it and then I think a lot of people showed up being like what is this all about? And then after that it just didn't work.

Well, wasn't there a Rough and Rowdy going on at the same time? That was, so we did that in Atlanta. Got it. That was decently, that was more just Rough and Rowdy. There was no after party. And then we did it in Miami and there was like a hurricane. And there's the picture of Scooter McGavin

just sitting by himself in like four feet of water. It's a great time. I don't know if you can find that, TJ. That was a great time. Yeah, we tried. We tried to do the party thing. I think the party, I think the Super Bowl parties are kind of dead. Altogether? Well, I like, I think like the, the old ones that like companies would spend millions of

dollars on I think are dead. Dave goes to him. Yeah, he stayed. I always leave Super Bowl week like Friday Really cool space it was like kind of indoor outdoor for the rough-and-rought. He was like a warehouse outdoor with a roof Yeah, right you were roof. Yeah, right. You were there. Yeah. Yeah. The rain was still getting in. That was right when COVID was starting.

They need to thank Billy Joel to get things running again. That was it. That's gonna be bad. Now that's my speed. Is that this weekend? Next weekend. Two weeks out. Two weeks out.

I think if you ever see me at one of those parties, you need to just slap me in the face. Like a mixer? No, or just like a celebrity problem. I have no interest in... Well, no, I'm interested, because I feel like we're naive. There's just no way they're fun.

No. Can I also... Can I also send you to one? You want to go undercover? Yes. Well, let's try to find... There has to be an area where things happen like an underground you went to the influencer party Yes, that's did go to that but that's kind of along the same lines Like I've never been to something like that, but big cat would you go just for the purpose of like networking with?

That'd be the problem I would go and just trying to get guys to come on the show and then it then I'm the fucking ass I feel like that's all it is though now. It's all it is That's why you go. Yeah, I Don't yeah, I don't I don't have any interest like even when we go to the combine Che goes and we go to this bar and there's like a bunch of Coaches and stuff and I just get tired after like an hour. I'm like, all right I want to go home. I feel like phones change the game because you're afraid to let loose now every every that's why they do The full celebrity parties where they

Like they have your phone Like they have you guys ever been to a wedding where they would lock your phones no no That's a yeah Ed what's the phone policy at yours um Loud and proud No problem I've heard of a celebrity who has a boat. You get on, you take all your Instagrams,

you take all your photos, and then he has a bigger boat that picks you up after, and you leave all your phones out. That's sick. That's fun. That's where things happen. Yeah, no phone party would be fun. Yeah, for sure.

That would feel so good to bring everybody out on a boat and just be like, there's our boat. Yeah. Oh. Yes. Decoy boat. A decoy yacht. Yeah, Jay Cutler's wedding was no phones. Oh, yeah Decoy boat mm-hmm Yeah, Jay Cutler's wedding was no phones. Okay that man. Okay. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Yeah

Feels like I was gonna say the cellos thing, but that was kind of more corporate The thing after yeah, yeah, that was yeah, were they saying no phones No, I'm saying like is that like a rich rich person party? No. No, because there's a lot of these. That's corporate, yeah. I'm talking like real rich person parties like when it's just celebrities and that's it. Yeah. Like Dave got denied to Michael Rubin's party

because he wanted three. Plus three, yeah. Yeah, plus three. This is super random. After a charity event once, I got invited to a hotel party with John McCain's kids. Oh yeah, that's cool. And that was no phones, and they were all just like

wrestling each other on the hotel floor. Oh, you went? Oh yeah, yeah. This was like 2010, though. This was like a long time ago. You also can tell when people bringing out your phone would be very frowned upon. Yeah.

Like in those situations. Like when we were at Tahoe, like Max and I were just getting drunk with Miles Teller in the pool. Now you can't bring your phone out for that. Frank the Tank, he was the ref. Yeah, Frank was the ref, you can't bring your phone out for that. I think that's why a lot of parties are around pools, you don't want to bring your phone out. True. I also had an embarrassing, I don't think I shared this with you guys, but I was eating dinner on that Friday night and it was four of us and we ordered dessert and it was like four enormous cookies with chocolate dipping sauce and

They accidentally gave it to the table next to us and the person turned around and was like who who ordered all this? It was Joe Buck This is way too much dessert All right, we got to see this viral video. I need it. What did he auto-viral auto-viral? He said he got you heard it too. I heard it. Yeah, we need doesn't art I'm telling you Yeah, get him yeah, I heard you had him on on Friday. Yeah, I got the alert someone's like He's breaking the rule. I didn't know it was a rule. It was a rule for we did a good like three months of mincy that was that felt good

It was much needed to be fair. Oh, he was doing something. Why is out it? Don't text him did you text him no, so let's spin the wheel someone has to go up and bring bring him down Godfather style What is it? You gotta be retrieve you gotta you gotta you gotta get him here at Godfather's what's doing? Or should we have him come down and all of us do Godfather challenge until he picks up on it You know he knows what did he just do he knows he's been talking he's waiting I Don't think he does. Oh, yeah, let's do Godfather challenge with him. Well. We all have to be Godfather Don't think he does. Oh, yeah, let's do Godfather challenge with him. Well. We all have to be Godfather

All right, let's do the new chimpanzee fashion trend challenge What's that you haven't seen chimps are just putting grass in their butts as a new if they think it's just because of fashion Yeah, chimps are just putting grass in their ass grass Fast chimpanzee fashion pull that up TJ. Let's uh game time. Let me do game time real quick There's nothing like getting to a baseball game, especially last minute lucky for me. I always use game time Official ticketing partner of bar stool sports game time makes getting tickets faster and easier price on the app actually go down The closer gets to showtime they even get exclusive zone deals You let them choose your seats within a given set of zones and you get huge savings in return You can put those savings back in your pocket and spend them at the ballpark

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He's like hey say thank you to Big cat for the tickets and he started what he was he was like so I said first of all I want it He was doing like an Oscar. Oh, wow I said tell tell tell big cat. Thank you for the seats. He goes Well, first of all, I'm really thankful And I stopped him. I said are you accepting a ward or something? Thank you, and he was very very shy very well-mannered kid was but yeah, he was very grateful. How'd you do in the Sun? I did very well. I got there and had some great game time seats eight rows off the field and left field

and seats, eight rows off the field and left field. And through half an inning made the executive decision to take myself to game time and buy some tickets that were a little further back. So I spent some money there and moved me and my son, I moved me and my nine-year-old back and we went right to the shade line. We got right on the shade line and we were in the sun for about two minutes and I asked the guy beside me I said do you sit here a lot? He said yeah shade will be here in ten minutes and I said perfect and then it hit me and it was perfect the rest Of the day. How was it being hatted?

I'm not I'm not I'm not a hack. I straw hat guy. I did break out a new hat. That's bad. Yeah out a new hat that's bad yeah I know you can tell her underneath I put that down okay okay I broke out a new hat yesterday what'd you think I thought it looked awesome I saw you from afar and did not recognize you but I thought it looked great what was it okay whoa do you have a picture, cuz it's branded I I went I went bucket hat And then I was chate I don't know I think not the classic. It was kind of like the It was a long bucket a big bucket hat. Yes Bucket it's almost like a straw hat bucket hat combo now. I'm confused. Is it like a woman's? Yeah, what I didn't like Undertaker going to the beats in the car

I would put it on for you guys, but I I don't want to be undertaker going wait Why can't you put it on it's got a brand on it? So just cover it up? Okay, go get it All right. I want to see this just get some tape cover it up. All right, yeah, that's easy I want to see this hat this guy's guys act like he's got a fan Dole bucket It's a golf brand it's not Can I just say something yeah, you guys are doing a show I'm kind of I'm dealing with the death of the family over here the H of the family over here

the Huckstable family So if I haven't really been here I apologize But this is one of the I've been bracing for a day like this and this this sucks the sucks I'm sorry, I love that man so much Well, yeah, I'll go get yours to look at the eyes of that Danny go get your, look at the eyes of that fuck-ass on the mic. Oh man, dude. Bug, bug, bug, Danny, go get it. Kill it, Danny, Danny, yes. Danny's alive! Sorry, I yelled into the mic.

Paralyze him first. Just take it. Go look at it, go look at it. I'm sorry, Brandon, that's tough. He doesn't like that? No. There's plenty to go around. There's...

Death comes in the face. What if that centipede was Reincarnated and we just killed him again What celebrity death has gotten you the hardest? Gandolfini Yeah That was Bill Walton That one got me Kobe. Mmm. No, it wasn't really a big Kobe guy. So young. The way it happened, obviously.

Yeah. It's hard, though, for a celebrity. I don't know if that makes me a bad person, but I just, like, I kind of... Some people are more attached than others. Brandon's going to be beat up over that. I'm trying to think if there's another one that I had recently that was, like, really bummed me out. I felt sad when Joan Rivers died.

Yeah? Really? Yeah. She was like a hundred. She was old, but I was like, fuck. I like was bummed. I want to say there was someone recently that bummed me out. Rob Ford? Yeah, there was somebody. Yeah, that one was, he was sick obviously.

I was bummed Mac Miller didn't get to the 27 club at least. I feel like he didn't like that the 27 Club at least like yeah like that Do you have one Nick I'm trying to think I feel like Robin Williams got a lot of people Articuno oh Great Gumbel, why'd you pull that one? Coons Brandon's gonna hit me hard Yeah I don't know. I'm part of Coons. Brandon's gonna hit me hard. Yeah. That's not really a celebrity.

No, no. But it'll be bad. Well, he did get an awful announcing today. Oh, right. Yeah. There we go. What did he get on that for? The Brandon Day?

Something about the Fox deal. Oh, okay. And at first he was upset. Brandon was upset about it? He was just like, why does what I say matter? It's like, well. He loves that what he says matters. I believe shift in bar, sports, public perception

led to Fox deal. And then his first reply was, yeah, like why is it? What I say matters. Oh, he changed it. Who's a celebrity that could die tomorrow that would bum you out real bad? Weird Al. Yeah. I feel like it's gotta be someone that I have kind of a talk. Tony Hawk. Yeah.

I saw someone tweeted that Tony Hawk, there's like a Reddit community, like 40 year olds. Oh. Oh, Brandon. That olds. Oh. Oh, Brandon. That works. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, that works. It's a, yeah, it's a little Jurassic Parky. That's like a Steve Irwin hat. I like that hat, right?

You have the biggest booger in the world in your house? Right now? Yeah. Show the fans. That was his new hat. Well, Brandon, I did just tell ya. It's fuckin' Huxley. He said, why don't you tell me? That was his new hat. Oh Brenna, I did just tell ya. It's fuckin' Huxley. He said, why don't you tell me?

That was clogging one whole nostril. Ew, ew. That was, that was, that was chasing Indiana Jones. Gross. Where does he think it went? She's in a very bad place. Oh, he's eating it. Is he eating it?

Put it away. It's gonna be for our audio only listeners. He's eating it. Oh, he's licking it. He wants to wipe it somewhere. He's gonna wipe it on the Tron All right What was I saying fuck?

Tony Hawk ready. Oh Tony Hawk. Yeah, apparently there's a like a 40 year olds and older like Community on reddit for skaters and Tony Hawk's just in there like pretending. He's like one of the guys. He is one of the guys Yeah, which rocks fuck. Yeah He's in the forum. Yeah Just chopping it up. Yeah, like one of the guys That's all he's the man. He is the man. He's the grandpa to Kurt Cobain's daughter's baby. Yeah, right That's gonna be one of the coolest kids. Yeah, when do you got to hang it up? If you're a skateboarder, you know, like you're gonna be getting hurt left and right if you're hit 40. I was just say like 19. Yeah

You're a little it's a little weird when you're 19 Bam Margera is currently out there being like skateboarding saved my life He's he's how old 40 something now and not in great. You know, you gotta be shattering something every time you fall But it's gotta be cool to be an old guy and still like have the ability to do some of the shit Mm-hmm is that shocks people for sure? But Aaron Carter bother at all. Oh sad how it happened They're all sad. Oh, that's a horrific case, but I didn't really have any connection with him Like Steve Irwin that one fucked people up. Yeah, Justin Bieber

Any anyone that I watched grow if somebody if I watched them grow from boy to man, then that would fuck me up Brandon what celebrity guess would fuck you up the most? Oh What about a Bernie Mac No, I don't want to answer I don't know what do you mean jinx it he's great It's he's bummed Claire Huxley was gonna hurt bad. Yeah. Whoa Claire. I can hear your voice ever Theo is a problem, but Claire Huxley was gonna hurt fucking bad Think Farley messed a lot of people up right yeah Conan would devastate me yeah, I won't even put that into the universe

That's not wood that you knocked on I'm anti-death but also Oh, so you're still warning Jeffrey up No, I don't think you can answer because I think to really fuck you up It has to be a premature death like if Conan dies at 80 it whatever right yeah What a life because the 80 getting what a life after somebody passes great great run This case great run would be the best case scenario Like if Kobe if Kobe had lived to 82 years old it wouldn't about it wouldn't mess people up Kobe dying when he did messes people up

All right, this is death that's death talk and this is my death hat so I people up. All right, that's the death. That's death talk. And this is my death hat. So I'm glad you guys have asked. That's your death hat. Do we are we is I like it? Yeah, it's a little shallow on the top, isn't it? You can't see the no, I can't see the top. You can see the top. Turn to the side. You don't know the depth of the depth of the depth of the hat doesn't look too deep. But I like it. I think you'll go. Maybe one more size wider wider should we feel partially blamed because we had the take ease on Friday

And we do a still alive person of the year award. Did you give it to Theo? No, oh we have to bill oh Yeah, oh yeah Well, we always pick someone that either is going to die or we don't care like the past winners I think we're on like a three-year streak. We had I Think we had Jimmy Carter Jimmy Carter Queen Elizabeth Jimmy Carter Tommy Los Ortega Carter was cheating. Yeah, and it was a chalky pick. Yeah. No, we take as the pick Yeah, we just smart pick. That was a 99 yard kick return to the one yard line. We just shoved it in. Yeah Bill Cosby doesn't look good

It's probably stress. Has anybody seen it. I haven't seen him. I think he's disappearing. Do you think rape stresses a man? Everybody on earth hating you would have to stress you out Everybody but one person are we doing the mincy video or not? Yeah, we got to figure out how we got to do the god Where's Chuck Naiso? Cuz I think he sends Chuck Naiso a lot of videos for people if it's cuz yeah It's just cuz mincy was trying to get it on be evil of food like it would be no problem if he tweeted it off His own account. Oh, was it the girl cheese in the parking lot? I don't know. I haven't seen it All right, get him down here. It looked like good girl. You know, it's you text. That's a fish thing

Tell him to come down here Grouchy's you text us a fish thing tell them to come down here. Oh He could be a perch Solid head of lettuce on that kid yeah, what would you call that haircut? It's a very full mullet yeah Kyle There's a bunch of dudes who are here now that I don't know Not the interns that is that's an intern. Yeah, no, I know him. I'm saying there's like a there's like a walk by during the show There's like a three or four group of dudes that I was saute. No that was all I say There was a different guy. Oh, oh, yeah

I was becoming some there's like three or four dudes that like they kind of hang out around each other and they're like I don't I don't I know you but I don't we have a new own Yeah, no one. Yeah, it's oh, he's really cousin in case they're watching. What do you have advice for them? Do you want them? I don't know Proactive about I'm a big believer in like if I don't know your name, but I see you enough I'm just gonna be like whatever like doing good Like if you can get if you can stand around the office for a couple days You're except if you can make it six months without being known by name you are you have a job for life yes and then you'll

be mentioned once I'm like oh that guy you should tell that to the interns on their first day like listen yeah six months and I don't know you you're good you're crushing who do you know the most maybe a little too much. What do you mean around here? All you guys like someone new I don't know any of the interns have attempted to be We got a good class the most known guy yet. Yeah, that's yeah other hoopify hoopify is out there He's putting him so I see him. I see who fire a lot. He was here last night. Yeah, he's like an I'm hoopify guy Yeah, he's like an I'm hoopify guy. Yeah more than anybody Yeah, that's fact. Have you ever been here like on a Friday afternoon? I came in after the Cubs game I'm in like a Friday night after everybody has gone home. Have you ever been around? Yes, just the

It's like I was here at 7 o'clock Friday night And I'll tell you two people who were here you're gonna. I take one guess yeah, cuz well this might not be this time But Colton is always here Cole's always working here Holden was here now now was Colton one of them Colton was one of them There's two guys that you're gonna be proud of Cream team was here until 730 Friday night It was Jacob and it was Zack and they were working with that machine. They were they were doing business good for them They take it seriously

Zack is best friends with Baker Mayfield unbelievable and deserved when y'all doing the exact exact date is that Is that oh he's got it. He's Do you went on a date? I know but have y'all like done it on PMT and I talked about it broke it down or anything We I told him because obviously it was a public thing that the girl asked him out on a date But I told him I was like hey the minute you don't want to talk about this. We won't talk about it anymore Okay, so we did a little quick recap, but I think he's gonna Go on a second date, and I was like I don't want to fuck this up for you So like you just tell me when yeah, I can't imagine like you we don't need a recap of every date, right?

Can't imagine him to go on a show Talk about your love life. Yeah that you asked to go on No to be very begged Oh I have to sleep in the dumpster? That's fine, I'll do that. Huh. Huh. You guys probably want me to get real tan for it too. Is Ella on the show?

Mm-hmm. Ella's a problem. She texted me Saturday night at like 1130. I think she was having a meltdown. It was weird. I will publicize it. Yeah, okay I'll send you the clip she Did you have it? I don't understand. I still so I don't care about the text time What am I fucking doing? I was literally like I think I was about to lay in bed

So it's like I don't have anything. It was more, I don't understand, watch this video and tell me if there's anything wrong with it. Wait, she sent a video? She sent a TikTok, she's like, this is gross. I was like, what? I think it was just a moment of weakness for her. What? Like it's fine to post?

You tell her to get in here. I don't wanna speak for her. Did she end up posting it or no it was posted by the yak account? What of her? Of us talking we gotta get her here none of this makes sense Danny go grab her. Well get her in here. Don't grab her no grab her Go put a burlap sack over her head Saying out of pocket shit.

I think Smoke said something like, Mike, if you even are able to get a kiss from Ella, I'll give you ten bands. I better never get fired. Great line, KB. I better have a job for life. God damn. This is just...

Yeah, I've got to be... Four months into the job. We posted that. That was just Kyle being fucked, man. What was she gonna do? I still don't know. I gotta lock in. Why is his fingers framing his face like that?

He's smelling. All right. Ella? Yeah? like them he's smelling all right Ella come in are you a vampire. It's our joke mic. OK. This is fine, I'll hold it. Not what? That's not high enough. Get comfortable.

Get comfortable. Just push down on the other side. There you go. Oh, it's like you need like some force. Yeah. Good work. Yeah. What's that face?

I just saw, like. What happened? In real life? No, in the texting of me. Never have video wasn't you sent me that video I said, it's gross you said this is gross at Let's see 1130 11 1138 or 1038 I was in Michigan says 1130 where I was at

1038 on Saturday night And I just replied what's gross? the boys Club What? Okay, so I really thought I was like it was really gross obviously I was drunk And I probably shouldn't have been texting but like I really thought I was like on to something I was like this is so gross like what actually happened in real life. Well what part of it is gross? I see because then we got no no okay the video you guys are talking about kissing but in real life

They were like oh, I'm gonna eat all this box, and I was like you yeah, that was your video though Who is doing in real life not you post it someone post? I didn't post it so then he tried to be all PG talking about kissing on the Yak, and it wasn't kissing. It was about eating pussy. But the Yak was, the video you sent me was not gross. Right. OK. I realized that, and I was mortified the next day.

I was like, oh my god, I sound like such a pussy. Did you send it? There was no other context other than this is gross? Correct. Yeah. He didn't, OK. No, fuck you I saw I pulled the video up, and I was like my heart dropped for a second is like what did I say right?

Like I have you fuck gross things They're all pegs. I watched it. I was like I know my mom also She was like dude you don't have any like brothers, so you don't get it, and I was like oh, that's a good mom That's mom of the year. I don't get it and I was like oh that's a good mom that's mom of the year I don't I I think you're on to something I think you're on to something and I think you're okay wait we had no idea it was a bad this is like this is like the Taylor Swift when I got in trouble Taylor Swift thing all over again when the people kept explaining I was like what's bad about she's saying the vulgarity that was talked about on the yak was

But it wasn't even vulgar! But it wasn't! I know they were talking about kissing on the yak but in real life it was vulgar So kissing Kate is fucking gross And you're like he's rea- That's what you're saying I mean I'm sorry But yeah no I agree that the original clip was vulgar

Yeah That was, that's why it was deleted Oh I didn't know it was deleted. I think Katie deleted it But this is also I Didn't see the clip. I don't even know what you're talking about to be honest Also, like I just didn't want to talk about it anymore because like I don't go fuck that didn't work. I know I didn't want to talk about it and then you you guys called me in here and I don't want to make it a bigger deal Than it is.

But you texted him at 10.30 on Saturday night. I know because I wasn't thinking. I was like... But did you explain that that was PG-ified? No. She did terrible. I went to sleep just so confused. I'm up at that time too. Because then I freaked out and he's like, is there something else? And I was like, nope. That's exactly what happened. Because I was like, I'm just not talking about this anymore

Okay, I have a dumb caveman brain where sometimes things have to be explained to me how they're offensive And I just go no I don't know watching it being like what is that? What am I missing? I'm just I'm about it, and I was like what the fuck is he gonna do about it like I can handle this myself I just tell them to shut the fuck up. I can help So are you excited for summer house? Yeah? I'm really excited, but I'm kind of scared why I've been having like this issue lately with my drinking I've been getting really drunk and like I fell on what's the issue practice that I was responsible for about a year out of postgrad Some bad nights, you know, but like it's gotten really bad post-grad, some bad nights, you know, but like it's gotten really bad.

Okay. Do you think some of the guys on the beach house are gonna be fucking vulgar and jerks the entire time and maybe assholes? Yeah. But you shouldn't be worried. You have a babysitter at the summer house. Yeah, right.

Caitlin's gonna babysit one. No, Dante. Caitlin's going? Dante's the naughty babysitter. Wait a goddamn second. Brandon, you're gonna have to watch. Caitlin's going. We're. Wait a goddamn second. Brandon, you're going to have to watch. We're going to have to recap that. Caitlin's going?

And she's going to be around a drunk. She can't talk to y'all. She's not content. No, no, no. There was like one weekend I think she said she's going. She's Dante's guest. Nikki Smokes strikes out at the bar, comes back. He's like well

Well, you're a girl Caitlin That is this pickup line I'm a boy. You're a girl vaulted pickup line Okay, well good luck at the summer house. Oh, I don't hold this against you even though. It's weird. I still don't understand No, I know my mom was like It's not weird. I think what she's uncomfortable about is pretty I'm not I'm not uncomfortable. I get annoyed. Why are you hollering? Because I don't want you guys to think I'm some pussy that like I don't think I think if you'd sent me the original K to clip out of been like yeah, you're right. That was too far

It was the PG one that I didn't understand No, I'm sorry No, I mean to make it work It's fine. Oh, I like you very much That went really well I don't know I I I that on me no hey take the wheel no Okay, can you explain is that on me? I'm not a real girl No, that's on that. I fuck. I don't know. I think she's I think a lot of people are feeling Anxiety about letting loose on Beach House. Yeah, this is a terrible idea

Creating like Enough if that makes any this weekend the first weekend of next weekend It's actually not till the seventh. Oh, I thought you're not going to Ed's party though, right? Oh, I think I actually fuck god damn. I'm not going to wear. I'm gonna wear earplugs I'm a rambling David Attenborough on that block party. Kyle, shoot me straight. Was that on me? I think she misinterpreted what she was saying. She was upset that it was described as more PG than the situation.

But we didn't know it was being described as more PG. On the Yak it was really watered down and what actually happened was probably pretty fucked up And that's all right now. I said she's almost embarrassed to bring it up and now got it I understand women, but we saw the I saw the she doesn't know the context that I saw the original clip And I think I said that was crazy. Yeah, mm-hmm At least she didn't leave here crying At least she didn't leave here crying. God damn it. Gonna be a long August. All right, Mincy, get in here.

Wow, he was just hanging out right there. You want some coffee with that milk? Sheesh. Got him. No sugar. Benjamin? How we doing, guys? No sugar Benjamin How we doing guys good? we heard You might know viral. It's all over viral auto viral. Oh, yeah, you're referring to the video

You know we haven't seen it you got some of that auto viral. It's on Goldfinger has it on his phone We would like some auto viral okay. I'll text him to get it Goldfinger has it on his phone. We would like some auto viral. Okay, I'll text him to get it Stupid question if it is auto viral, how come you guys didn't post it because it Due to past discretions, I'm trying to be careful. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I know You going viral has always saved you from your discretions that's true, but feel like watch this video wait you first you need to watch it first wait is there language you call Brandon the other I could say what happened right well if you say it that defeats the okay we I'm just gonna let big cat I'm gonna

get goldfinger to send it to big cat let him use judgment where this whole last 20 minutes has been confusing. Yeah, I Don't know anything oh I'm like, no, I don't care about that. Okay. I could say it. Yeah. Okay, so We went to when you when mincy says like I'm scared to post my brain goes to the dude or ass So this was not parts Okay, so we were running around the fish lot pre-show and I thought it would be funny to do a couple of Evil of Food videos. That would be funny. Because we were talking about the grilled cheese on the Yak Friday.

So I went and found the- Wait, I want to see this video before you describe it. Okay. Because I want to judge the auto-viralness. Yeah, you don't have to really describe the video. You can just show it to us. Okay, I got you. That's the beauty of a video.

It describes itself in a book. No. I'm texting golfing I text you know how to make this less viral is we're gonna just say it instead of watching it what I text you what he told me so there's anything outside of that realm you're not are you trying to wash your hands of this yeah well I'm just saying with me he told me a Kyle based on what I know I think it is perfectly fine and pose for what I'm just saying what he told me and Kyle. Based on what I know, I think it is perfectly fine to throw and pose.

For what I was just, what Eddie just texted me, I have no problem with it. Okay, I'll text it, go, finger, send it. Okay. You're so oddly selective, like you have no problem being on stage calling Brandon that, but then. Right, sometimes you don't, you just go and you don't stop yourself, and then now here,

you're being really careful. There's the one thing that you're always timid about is His drugs. It's true. I'm all I am a little timid about that What a shoulder so high right now, you know one high shoulder Ben always leaning Before we continue. This one's too high. That was the highest one. Lower that one and keep the other one up. Yeah.

You got the Igor thing going on. Very stupid. You're tilted, Ben. Goldfinger and I, we had a big time with the 50-year-old women. Shoulder. Oh, yeah? So there was a double date set up.

Well, two men and two women. They were 50? One was 50 and you didn't tell finger I Told him before on the yak yeah, I told him on the act We had a big time when he said he was a little nervous about 40s ago. They're also your hairdresser Yeah, and our friend beautician. We forgot to get a pic. How did you get? How did you get? How did you how? How did you get, how did you get, how did you, how? Okay, so the hairdresser is a part of this whole,

we have this nationwide group called the Ninos. It's all fish and panic. Did he talk about this on Friday? No, not the Ninos. Ben, we didn't talk about the Ninos. Ben, we had the slowest show of all time. Why didn't you bring up the Ninos? And you didn't bring up the nationwide group of N's? You guys clearly didn't ask the really important question

We're not professionals How? The Nino's The Nino's What does the Nino stand for? It's the name of it's basically if it's all fish and panic fans from all over the country you've met over the course of the last 15 years What? Just be careful. Yeah, but so who is she?

Not an acronym. A couple letters in there. So she, the hairdresser is part of it and I met her through this group and when I moved here she's like, hey I got you on. Well you met her through this group and then she became your hairdresser? Yes. She used to date one of my friends in this group. In the Nino's.

She dated another Nino. How many Nino's are there? They're probably about 80. Okay. She was in it another media. How many Ninos are there? They're probably about 80. Okay, it's like a whole group, but it covers really but it covers a lot of the country I mean, it's we got is a group text. Yeah, it's a Facebook group Got it. And so everybody's always like what shows you hit and where are you gonna be Ninos mount up? Yeah, and it's it's a it's a probably 70% fish 30% panic Okay, and so I met her through that group and when I moved up here She's like hey, I got you on your haircuts

And I said good because I'm trying to free trying to no no I pay for okay I'll pay, but I'm trying to keep up with the Brandon Walker hair. I can't quite it's tough to keep up It's a blowout right now. I mean your hair. Yeah I'm trying to do is keep up with his hair. I'm trying to Long way to go but I didn't put that would be like me saying I'm trying to hit as many home runs as Mike trout I mean, I even a one step at a time throw it out I like the shorter. Yeah, I'm going for the business look okay, but anyway, so her and her friend What business would you in? I didn't put the gel in today. What business would you be in? Nah, I look at you. I feel like I look younger with the shorter hair.

Amazon delivery. I got some gel in there. No, actually they're kind of like clean cut. Yeah, I got a clean, I didn't, anyway. I have to get a nice haircut for this fish concert. Yeah, so anyway, basically I know her through this group and she's like hey Do y'all want to just go with me and my friend or I was like sure so goldfinger in here on Friday I was like, hey, yeah, we're going with these 50 year old women. He looked at me. He's like what?

Buddy, but then he looked at me at the show and he goes they're awesome. Thank you So it's the Nino's so the so her and her friend. Yes, the four of you went together. Yes, how much? Fucking happens in the Nino's feels like hey There's definitely some in that group, but not there was none Friday got it. There was none Friday was strictly and the shoulder I want to say the shoulder keeps creeping up. I've been around a while the fish lot was lawless That was the wildest lot seen I've ever seen in 20 years ago to see jam band. Yeah, I'm talking just wide open Yeah, like I mean I might have been Festival no I might have been like I mean I might have been off the drugs like 80 times

It was what did it look like this was early Oh, this is it this is there's actually with Who's filming this Ben? Somebody just sent me this Can't be doing that he's there Somebody does under be somebody okay? Yeah, I was talking to uh oh hell. Yeah, I was golfing with a Yeah, I was talking to uh, oh hell yeah, I was golfing with a Chicago SWAT guy on Saturday, and he said he worked the fish lot that has to be the number one

Place where if you're like a SWAT police officer There's zero percent chance. There's gonna be violence, but it's also 100% like illegal behavior. It's all illegal but Could arrest everyone, but you also are there not to ride. I've never seen I've never seen more balloons in one look Is that why they put swat there? That's wild to just see Do you guys know what's it's are you not for that's you dude? That's crazy Yeah, can you believe it? That's me. I look did you know your coincidental right I? Took a guess and it was way the T's gotta be team right special assault attack assault I guess water sometimes when attacks transpire

It's crafty way off Surveillance I Think it's I actually can't remember I looked it up when they gave me a SWAT team patch at breakfast. I can't remember all right Let's see if we can get it without looking all right. You can't even get this is anybody know Ben Do you know it tactical is the tea? tactics or tactical Special sounds special special weapons Tactics and tech special weapons tactics that sounds good

You got it ends with special weapons and tactical tactics tactics. We days and special weapons tactics That's a way to work. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's a waste of a day. Well. It can't be SWT assault Yeah, armored arms. Yeah, artillery. Yeah, that's a waste of a day There's a lot of cool aid Swats are kind of pussies now on an and He never wasted a on an and there's already a sign for implied to sw and t You don't even have to do it are we further away from seeing the Mets video than we've ever been yeah probably

I saw that one and we're just riffing. We're doing we're jamming. I'd he say he said it he said it here. We got it. We're gonna send it to TJ. Yes I'd say I got what was the best jam you heard? Man, I thought they opened Harry hood, which I've never seen them open first show Friday They played a open the New Orleans Alan Tucson on your way down cover first time in 15 years. Okay, man 46 days on core which is like 46 days till college football. I was feeling that vibe. That's not why they definitely not. That's what I thought. Damn it. Yeah, whatever. But the best thing Sunday for sure was the Rolling Stone shine a light cover, which I think is like one of the best Sunday songs like the good Lord shine a light

on you on Sunday. Yeah, man. But got I've seen him probably 15 times last night It's the best I've ever seen but I was also like I could throw a rocket trail so close to say I hope you didn't I didn't I got hit with the glow stick in the head during the second sex people were chunking around then I started chunking Them in the crowd. It was it was a whole thing. I T. J. I'm sending you What difference in chucking and throwing? You mean what is chunky chunky? It was a whole thing I TJ I'm sending you what difference in chucking and throwing Like when you throw something do you say I'm chunking it to you yeah, I'm like chunking it yeah, yeah, that's You've been just saying that wrong. I sent to you

When I read that I thought it was I thought you were just like Or eat them yeah, you were chunking them. Yeah, I was do you know again again? Do you chucking? Okay? I said chunk It's Chuck This whole life I'm alive yeah, don't stop now. No, it's's I like it more it works. I know it was awesome weekend I mean they I mean they really the Sunday night when they really really showed me something there love it Only in America only in America catching butterflies I was getting some good hippie dance moves in and then the Friday late night Have y'all heard of this epiphany center for the arts? Why turn so much? It was like this old church They've turned into a music venue much? It was like this old church. They've turned into

a music venue, but it was like the trippiest building I've ever been. And you went to a post show? Yeah, Goldfinger and I ended up in there. The Joe Marchick late night. Dead sponks on it till like, I got home at two. Are you mad at Eddie? No. Your back camera is over here. Oh. I was just looking at Big cat talking. I don't know. Yeah, okay some butterflies Yeah, we did it did the Nino's come with there are a huge crew of them last night the chicks Do they know they they bounced the second shows over we split oh so one might that it wasn't like that They get to see if clearance to bring back after dinner mince Yeah, okay, okay. That's taped. Yeah

Yeah, that can happen. That was a good one. You talked about that good t-shirt, too. Yeah still rocking needs to come back Okay, all right is auto viral. This is I Thought so is this a video you were telling people was auto viral this morning. Yes, okay All right So after this we can need to go around the room to decide who would retweet and who would like Yeah, or you just pass by a question. Oh What I was gonna say would that person just post it because he didn't want to post it on his Who's posting the video itself? Are you gonna post it on been mints?

As long as it's approved. It's fine. I just didn't want to post it until I made sure I wouldn't get drunk. Okay. All right I sent it up the chain. Sure. It's in it didn't Chuck Chunk here we go We should end the show right glad you appreciated it, Ben. Yeah. Yoo-hoo! Supposed to be giving me the grilled cheese. Come on. The dude's top hat's something. What's with the hat? Is it holding his dreads?

Sorry, thank you. Hi. Hi, what's up everybody? We got the classic food review. We got grilled cheese and the fish line. They're going all out. I gotta say. We got the Wook over there cooking on the flat top.

The what? Wook. We've got a balsamic glaze drizzle. Garlic aioli and pesto with the tomato on the flat top. The what? What? We've got a balsamic glaze drizzle. Garlic aioli and pesto with the tomato on this grilled cheese. Look at this color on this brown. I like that the balsamic drizzle. I have high hopes here. Oh, it's hotter than a MF'er.

All right, let's see what we got. Look at the cocktail. Wow. You know grilled cheese is going to be classic in the hippie lot, but the balsamic glaze actually kind of pulls chefs' tunts. Probably have it all over my face, but it's going an extra mile. I'm not the biggest pesto fan personally. I mean, I'm sure the pesto is lovely. It's just not my favorite thing.

Tomato, good cheese, nice browning. The butter. I mean, by food slot standards, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, I don't know, like a 7 out of 10. And the guy behind me is definitely not trying to sell drugs that we're not gonna buy because we're on nothing but clean left. Hell yeah. Dude, I thought the dude, so he was saying it. so he was just the guy's saying Molly Yeah, but I thought it was gonna be way more pronounced cuz he was like yelling at him. I missed it

He was he just kept screaming Molly. I kept saying it saying it say what it talks to me about this pesto. I Just I'm not I don't know why I'm not a pesto guy cuz I like olive oil and I like the stuff they put in it But it's just not for me. I Don't know if that's on it wasn't I thought the guy on the stuff they put in it, but it's just not for me. I don't know if that's auto-parol. I thought the guy on the video was yelling it more pronounced. Got it. Yeah, that was a little... We'll go back to the last five seconds and see if we can pick it up now that we know

what's happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He hardened it. Look out for it. We didn't. We didn't know it was... I mean, by fish lot standards, it's gotta to be it's got to be No, I don't see

Okay, okay, I'm sorry I Might be able to get something out of this I Thought for a second you had a little balsamic vinaigrette on your face, but you do have something on your face before you take a bite Yes, I was hoping that was gonna be viral look that's on the red let's zoom. It's an ants Well, let's go back see if beforehand on the left side of his face his left or ours is there's something on both sides of his face Right, but that's already there wait. That's there. I don't see anything on the left side though. No, right side has it. Let's see if we can pinpoint when he gets that. Yeah, let's break this down. We got the grilled cheese and the fish line.

OK, fast forward. They're going all out. I gotta say, I mean, we got the Wook over there cooking on the flat top. It's hotter than an MF. We've got a balsamic glaze drizzle. All right, keep going. Garlic and aioli and pesto with the tomato.

We got it. We got it. That's right here. Look here look see it's on his thumb tip oh just go thumb to cheek it's a it's on his finger pointer finger oh it's hot it's about to caress does the finger no finger no there it is right there look yeah look at the left side of his face now there it is yeah Face now That's good Yep right there see it see that Exactly where it hits I would retweet it. Yeah. Yeah. Look I thought the guy was gonna be on there yelling it more I think I've already I would have quote tweeted it and and and taking just the balsamic vinaigrette getting right here and just

like a one second video That's I would have quoted it with that. That's a good way to go viral one second videos because it auto plays and yeah Maybe try that truck Edit it to just that and tweet just that or we'll monitor the virality Fish grilled cheese review thread and it's one second videos Send me the clip real quick. I'm gonna edit it for you where I want it How much was that grilled cheese? I think it was like $13 Wow look good And then I did a Philly cheese just send me the whole video

I am I did a Philly cheesesteak one that was good, too But nobody was offering drugs during the cheesesteak was good a video was good again the drug thing is not what's gonna Make this go viral. I know I thought that was gonna be a little spec spec Yeah, I think if we could have quigs at one little detail in there really Yeah, gun Detail in there that really Yeah gun By the way, do you remember when we had do we have the discussion on this show about What's the tweet that could get the least amount of interaction? Yeah, and we do that while ago

When we were doing the stretch today, we actually found one You found one that was already tweeted. Yes. Well was it by somebody on the show yes, is it somebody in the room? adjacent count the booth Jay Yeah, what did cha tweet that got zero interaction? Hold on I'll find it. I'm just doing some quick editing. It's gonna be a big cat joint right here There we go. Alright, alright, alright, we gotta get this. Do an ad real quick while I get in the booth here editing. Don't do Mountain Dew because I gotta do it.

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Uh oh. Are they gonna turn or stop? Shouldn't Spider be in the front? I don't know if there is rhyme or reason to that, but I feel like getting the bigger guy supposed to be in the back. Maybe. Yeah, he's flying white if he's looking at the kid at the top. All right, Mencie, tweet this with just no context. Does Spider have any steering responsibilities? All right.

No. Seeing nothing but white. No context? Did I say no context? No, no, no, just no context. Let's just see what the numbers do. All right, can you go to Stephen Chase's Twitter? We'll show you. Eddie and I found this. It's... Before we do it, Chay, do you know what it is?

Was it recent? It was within the last week. It had twelve likes and one reply. Oh my gosh Oh how many followers do you do? I? Don't I don't know 150 that's a lot of followers a lot of people yeah was it at least tweeted at night or knows middle of the day Keep going to scroll all the way down. I think it was last Thursday down I think it was last Thursday all right tweeter about there Wow he's firing them off what was last Thursday July 16th maybe 15 I thought we already

passed it oh we might have passed it today's 21st of Thursday was the big moment. Yeah. Stop. This will be worth it. HVL first off the bench for the sky. Let's go. Yeah. 12 likes. Wonderful. So tweeting about a bench WNBA. In the middle of the day. Hey, maybe a lot of people weren't. That might be it. That's a pretty good one, right? And using our initials Yeah, they did they're awful there. I mean they're two best players right that game But I was excited to see here be the first guy off the bench I've been ringing the bell for her to get not many other people were excited. So one reply was just talking shit

How that one end for you One guy talking shit. 17,000 people saw that. They all played terrible. She had a not as terrible game as her. 12. That's pretty good. Like unintentionally he did a really good job at that challenge. 12 people were like,

I like this. How many people are grinding in the sky midday? You didn't even get the bots replying. You didn't even get a crypto coin. No, no. Crypto bros are like, we're staying away from this man. This is doing no traction. Nothing here for us. We're going to lose money replying to this.

We passed. All right, Mincy, thank you. You're welcome. Thank you, Big Cat. Fish rolled. All right. Good. Fun. Fish rolled. Alright. Yeah. Good. It's fun. Fish rolled. That chunk chuck thing. Chunk naso.

Chunk naso. Thanks, man. That's great. He wasn't really receptive of... No, he wasn't talking to me. It only meant to make the end more silent more often. You the you got the wow oh on our way that's better than a sky on our way tickly you're fancy good one Danny what do you say you know a joke he slid joking yeah Dan I just said if only mincy made the end silent more often

Always got a look at the video before declaring it auto viral. I'll say that I mean his bar for auto viral Is he in it? That's his bar if he deems it viral. There's zero chance correct if it's something that he doesn't It's an awareness. He is a bad mince correct To Goldfinger get any because that's the thing we found out with the tape when he went you need someone following mincy That's how you get it. Yeah, if you're with mincy you can never be you're never getting a good moment when he's like hey get this Right. I wish we would have filmed him in the airport of dragging his luggage. That doesn't have wheels Don't want on Don ever did get it We would have filmed him in the airport of dragging his luggage that doesn't have wheels It was no it was like like luggage Want on dawn might have did it make noise um it was shockingly silent there were sparks coming up I would go for this video. I there was that and then when we were filming a an alligator tasting review

We were like where's mince and then Cory Rutledge Adam in the headphones was heard slurping and he was just drinking out of the sink outside Want on dawn might have had that, but that was amazing. I gotta see that. I have to see that. Mountain Dew, by the way, baseball season is heating up. Nothing goes better with a baseball game or Barstool Camp than hanging with your friends in the refreshing citrusy kick of Mountain Dew. So we are going to camp in a month. Yeah, very excited. We're gonna Mountain Dews. Listen, look at these bottles or these cans. They're perfect. They brought these

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You know, I have an idea that we're gonna play. I think it's gonna work. Remember the egg game that we played in Stu Finer's backyard? Yes. Of course. I think we're that we played in Stu Finer's backyard? Yes. Of course. I think we're gonna play that with everyone. The whole company?

With every, both teams. At once. That'll determine a champion of champions. 30 people playing that game at once is gonna be so funny. You know how exhausted we'd be at the end of that? And you gotta like try not to hit your teammates. Should we just play dodge ball with eggs? That would be fun too.

But the way we did it in Tahoe, like the way you do it is if it gets on you and you miss then you're out. And then if you hit someone they're out. And then we just keep going for the whole time. Chaos. Chaos. Pure chaos. Insane chaos.

Someone's gonna fall down and get fucking like one-shotted. Oh, yeah execution style Throw a couple hardboats in there. I got one shot it from 25 yards away. How does it feel? I haven't been hit By an egg. Yeah, let's hit me in the ass. Let's do it Okay, so I have a lot of experience getting hit by eggs on here. The one he hit me with running away and back of the head didn't feel it at all. That was one of the best throws of my life. When mints, somehow, standing ten feet away from me, kept throwing them and they wouldn't break, it legitimately hurt. When I hit Kate when she was pregnant, it didn't break.

No, I had like a false broke skin. That was bad. That one I felt a little bad about. I had an egg shaped bruise for weeks from it not breaking, but it doesn't break, it sucks. So my son still has a dent in the side of his face from that, so. Oh, that's nice.

My shot on you though, like that's one that I'll, I'll think about forever. That's as pure as anything. The way it exploded on your head. I still think about how Lucas couldn't crack that egg over Tate's head. Oh my god. Oh yeah, that was, it's hard boiled.

I love that. That was. Maybe second guess might sound. What a weak plane. I was like, did I freeze these? Should we do the same thing for Plinko Day on Thursday where it's us trying to compete as a team? I liked it.

Yeah, it was better, yeah. Yeah, let's do that. And you just inadvertently announced that we're doing it on Thursday, not Wednesday. Yeah, we're doing. Yeah, let's do that and you just inadvertently announced that we're doing on Thursday not Wednesday Yeah, we were doing Thursday now. Sorry for everyone at home. We're doing Plinko day Thursday Better way better day way better time slot I'm looking for the mincy airport video how big is how big are the boxes? What boxes once he puts down a shoe. Oh, so we're back to that

That's the problem or the bigger ones oh no Kyle Do some of them probably get stuck yeah, they do. What are you doing? You order that many packages? I do a lot. Like, it's like small items from Amazon. I get them every day. Yeah. Yeah. I'll just be ordering non-stop. Yeah. I can't fit anything in my car because of the sports memorabilia. Is it that bad right now? I couldn't bring a kid home the other day.

I had to... What do you got in there? Is it that bad right now? I couldn't I couldn't bring a kid home the other day. I Had to what do you got in there? Just memorabilia boxes and boxes of memorabilia you left your kid on the side of the highway no, but I had Andre Dawson I had to much Had to jam them in my wife's car because I only had room for one kid. I only had the front seat I had the back seats gone So I two and from Chicago is just me and one person while five people were in the other one, six people. That's kind of a nice excuse, though.

I like having car seats, because I can always just be like, sorry, can't take you, got car seats. What would you do? It takes two seconds to take them out. If you lumped together your collection, what would the price tag be on it? I would sell my entire collection for $35,000 and how much do you think it's worth actual American dollars sure

yeah probably about $750 how much have I spent $35,000 do you have any Huxtable here oh Eddie don't start that. Oh, I'm just I hadn't thought about that That's a rail no you know the price is I want the Gordon guard trail shirt. What's that? Gordon guard trail shirt, what's that name? You just I want the Gordon guard trail shirt Gordon guard Spell that last name the hogwash. You are trail Trey oh trail. I thought is a car trail our trail got it trail. I need that I need the Gordon Gartrell sure let's get you the Gordon Gartrell sure friend. That's $16. Oh that one's 330 buy that right now I'm not buying I can't buy that now. What's going on with the pot? That's like a button

Understand what I'm saying I don't want a Gordon that the'm saying. I don't want a Gordon Gartrell shirt. Is that the guy who died? What, the? I want that Gordon Gartrell shirt. Is that the guy who died? Yeah, Theo died today. Oh, his name's Gordon Gartrell? No, his name's Malcolm Jamal Warner.

The name of the shirt designer on the show was Gordon Gartrell, who's also a producer of the show. But I want that shirt. If you're doing Holy Grails, that's what I want. Okay. Do you have any? Let's check eBay does any exist Martin let's ask you something I have some do you That's just that's it just we get you one he wants the your birthday's coming up no no I Mean it is I guess Your birthday's coming up. No, no. I mean it is. I guess everybody's.

It's literally coming up. Would you wear that on the regular or would you just display it? I'd frame it. You'd frame it, okay. Oh, you gotta get one you can wear. I don't think he's hearing what I'm saying. He wants the, not a.

He wants the one that Theo wore. Yeah. Okay. Is that for sale? Probably not. I wonder how it would taste Theo wore? Yeah. Okay. Is that for sale? Probably not. I wonder how it would taste. Danny? Danny.

Really good. Oh my God. By the way, if only we had somebody with a ton of money. You gonna be hungry next week? Why? By the way, do you have my Michael Jordan rookie card? Did you fucking lose it? No.

I knew you were gonna fucking lose it. I knew good and goddamn well I should have taken it. I should have taken it. You lost it, didn't you? No, I know where it is. Where is it? In this office somewhere. God damn it, Dan. We went to this card show two weekends.

I was like, in my desk, I was just going through my shoes like, well that's interesting. We went to a card show two weekends ago. And it was so weird, Brandon went up to this guy who had one it was a grade of five Yeah, and the guy was like you want to like you want to make an offer and he was like I wish but I got People that'll eat it So I have your permission to go look in your office sometime to find it yeah We're what what's what are we eat next week next week is the national oh?

Yeah, sports car collection, so I might come with a bunch of stuff for you to eat ooh Yeah, you're gonna be hungry yummy Hey, is any hungry boy? Yeah, is your trunk still filled right now? Yeah, my whole I can't get my car What if we did like a send Danny on a blindfold he grabs one thing? Because I don't I'd rather be Kate not Danny. Okay. Oh, what's I don't Danny's more devious than you are. No, let's Blindfold you'd apologize, but you have to but the only rule is you have to start the blindfold right here. Oh look Wow, well shit's gonna fall out when can I accompany him? I guess yeah

All right. Yeah. Yeah, get the zoom and Danny keep whatever he picks. Yeah. No, no, no No, no, you don't get it back. I do get it back. This is like a claw machine. No, this is over. We're done Yeah, this is a claw machine. I like this human claw man. I don't care. We're done. We're done If it's a nice little thing for the show, no, he's not human claw. I don't care. We're done. We're done if it's a nice little thing for the show No, he's not keeping anything. I Spent my hard-earned money on this trash just like it's becoming a pro human claw machine ready Danny send him the zoom I Have to be blindfolded right now You gotta get all the way out you don't have to guide him. Oh

Well, how's he gonna get out I got I'm gonna have to find his car too. How am I gonna open it? I've parked here today. I know where he's at. That doesn't help Danny at all. I park in the same spot every day. That doesn't help Danny at all. It could help, that's what I'm saying.

Is the car open? Well, he's going with you. I'm gonna need a crowbar. It's open. Are you going? I don't have the zoom yet. Okay, well wait. What's your. Are you going? I don't have the zoom yet. Okay, we'll wait What's your worst item like not the least valuable but the one that like you truly felt pathetic after getting bring us back something really awesome

Danny, please like I Don't know there's a lot of stuff I feel bad about killing Look anything that's even like not even a full item like anything that's even like not even a full item like a shard like a shard I don't have any shards I don't have any shards I do have mostly full items but I know next week's gonna be a disaster what about this if he gets something out of your car no that's valuable yeah you get to go up to big cat's office blindfolded time at no point did I say anything in my car was valuable. It's not valuable?

To you guys. It's not valuable in the sense that... It's valuable to me in that you like it, and so I'd like to see Danny keep it. Does that make sense? You just want to use it to crush my hopes and dreams. No. Yeah. No.

No, that's what she's saying. I disagree. It's not Big Cat. It's her opinion. She can't disagree with what she's saying from her face. I was gonna say I disagree. Not big cap. It's her opinion. She can't disagree with her what she's saying from her face. I was gonna say I disagree. I want to shatter your hopes and dreams. Okay, fair enough. So we have a little bit of a different take on this. I received a crushing shatter. I want to chunk your

you. Oh, you should chunk it. Oh, yeah. Chunk it. See how far you can chunk it. I might start saying chunk instead of chunk all the time. You sound better. Chunk the glow stick. He said that for years as far as football, like chunking it down the field. Yeah, that's crazy. I never saw.

I never. But when we were telling him what he was doing wrong, he wasn't taking it in. No. He still doesn't know. TJ, are you sending me the zoom? Looks like it's oh yeah, all right here. We go All right Danny. Good luck see you Danny

Yeah, go ahead you can take them This way no don't help him Human claw machine rocks yeah, it's just a random yeah,, there is a human claw machine at David Buster's now What seen this you like put your kid in a harness what? And then they go down it's like a bunch like inflatable toys usually oh Brandon does look like he worked out today. I'm not gonna say that to his face Little pump getting like definition I Used to do this to my buddy's closet. That's how I kind of oh you do in your buddy's closet

I keep just oh my god. This is awesome Was that just a bunch of bull we need this here Yes, this is what I saw oh my god. I want this so bad Grab someone has to lower her there you go This is automatic. Yeah, how do you fail? She can only pick one thing? What spider Gotta fill up oven mitts on here something follow me It doesn't go right What? spider You afraid to go?

Spiders got him Yeah, this is too easy She's too old and big we could have one we have that crane All we need is like a yeah an animal lift. Oh He doesn't trust he doesn't trust. He doesn't trust anymore. Oh I think she just got us. You're alright son. My elbow. Okay. Let's hope we get something good.

Don't show my license plate. Well good point. Money bone right. What could you really do with a license plate? I never understood Yeah, I don't know I mean I always followed that rule, but I never understood it. Yeah Probably some Clif D. Martino would do with yeah He's waiting for that confirmation number yeah, I mean you guys see Jerry got bullied into buying a new car And it doesn't make it see over the kids He paid for a Cadillac Escalade. Oh God. He didn't test drive it. I don't know

He was talking about like some he got a code online that took $7,000 off like that seemed right He was really excited he got he had some manager code for some dealer that I guess they use at a different dealer. And then he got some other discount. And so he was excited about it. I didn't know he didn't test drive it though. I can't take the whole box. I can't take the whole box. I can't take the whole box. One thing. Box is one thing. I gots one thing. That's not one thing

That's not what? Yes, it's a box yes Were they that big they're about that big Definitely got stuck fucking sick thinking what floor are you on the 19th? Oh, is there a shoot for recycling a shoe for trash? Sometimes I just do it for the love of the game This morning was just an empty box of donuts could have fit in the trash I'm eating doughnuts at night

What? You're eating donuts. What is it? Keep it Danny, that's uh Yeah, sure. Good Okay, bring it back I wanna play Yeah, I like this game No, no, no, no I really don't want this No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, He does have some He didn't hear Danny take it off and get in here. He's a genuine hoarder

Why doesn't he take the stuff out of his car because there's too much. It's his house is full run Danny Don't break don't break that I'd love if you just lost right now. Yeah, he's okay. There's a good. There's a 50-50 chance So Brandon's a hoarder right yes Time is like becoming like I like there's not even stuff like you can't he bought a bunch stuff He never even displays it and I've watched a ton of hoarders. I love watching it Yeah, his reaction is the same exact reaction as they have when they're like, all right, let's get rid of this one He's like no. No, no, I want that one. Yeah

Didn't even remember he had that I was planning on doing something anything but that one. Yeah And let's see what this is and see let's see what sentimental value it holds what is it? I don't know if Brandon really likes it. American tradition. The return of it. You're gonna have to reopen it. Can we describe it in some way?

It's a Yogi Berra. We'll open it. Christmas ornament. Ha ha ha. And that's the one he made? And that's what he was upset about? He wa- he's buying Yogi Berra Christmas ornaments? I really want that one.

No, not that one. Wha- why? Is he gonna get mad if it gets open? No, it was already open. Oh. Are you bleeding? You're bleeding from reading- reaching into his car? This is what-

The- the fear of like can I stand up I? Not that this is what please not that one please anything, but that one Was Brandon like Yogi Berra, where do you even put that where you want to put it? What's he made 25 walls at my village man fucking action figure even an action figure water and instead it's yogi bear it's an ornament it's not an action and I don'ta. It's an ornament. It's not an action I don't even know how you'd hang it Is it not an ornament just rest him on a tree limb?

It's a star and I'll sir Can it stand on its own? Okay, it's cool got a good one all right, this is a Oh, okay, it's cool got a good one. All right. This is a thing $32 and this was this was no I really want this don't take this one that is like this is genuinely really Into way to do this is That's garbage. Oh, it's light. It's light as nothing wait. He was like seriously seriously don't break it in Brandon's offense Is he going to use this to make snowfall videos because those did pretty well what what are snowfall? Oh my oh, you would measure the show the snow with his different action figure, but why what does Yogi Berra have to do?

I don't know It could measure the snowfall maybe he knew that would be better like maybe like a Reggie white That snowfall yeah he knew that would be better like maybe like a Reggie white Snowfall yeah, right here he comes He might have known this was a bad one he wants to see it. Whoa. This is what you didn't want us to take What why did you want? This is It's a very very cool reprint of a heartland. It's a reprint. It's not even the original Yogi bear the original would be hundreds and hundreds of dollars this one was 50

Can we choose another toy and go like sit from Toy Story put one head on? I tried to tell you a funnier toy to take and you wouldn't wait Brandon What about that thing when I was up there with you you you asked Steve you said what is this? And he was like I'm not sure I said I'll take it You asked Steve, you said, what is this? And he was like, I'm not sure. And you said, I'll take it. I don't know where it is. It was the Nolan Ryan, like, office desk placard.

Yeah. But why does this doll have sentimental value? Well, it doesn't. You had a host. I didn't say it had sentimental value. Yeah, you did. I think it's cool. Oh.

I think it's a good thing. Where would you rank it on your dolls? Oh, low, but it's probably It's probably it's probably like 75th or 76, but all your dolls Yeah, probably in the middle, but you saw that you had to have it Like was there like a spark in your eye you're like I need I mean I love this I'm not leaving this store without Look how cool that is. It's looking up looking up Jogi bear but like most people have like collections like they have an end in sight like you you started collecting a lot of Mississippi State guys that's right but like this what what's your what's the are you gonna get all the Yogi Bears all long-term goal

with this thing all right I'm gonna stop everybody I'm gonna stop there you do some fucked up shit you do some fucked up shit you all you all do some fucked up shit everybody around the room Kate is agree. Yeah, you all you all do some fucked up shit Everybody around the room Kate is this cool or not cool. Yes. Yes or cool. Yes or no It's I'm worried about you It's actually me very yeah doesn't have the ability. It's Yogi bear. I haven't said anything I'm not judging you, but you acted like it was something way more important. Yes I really would like Danny to grab one more thing at random and you explain it

All right, I will not go with him. Yeah. He does not have to be blindfolded. Okay, fair. He has permission, as long as y'all say he doesn't get to keep it, he has my permission to go in my car and get the one thing that piques his interest the most.

You good? But no Zoom, I don't want anybody else looking at my car. It is you and you alone get to go out there, pick whatever you see. Two things. Not my golf club. Well, pick whatever you see. Two things. Not my golf club. Well, no, I think this is fun. We're walking back.

Go. But that is... Wait, pick a thing for each of us. Brandon, I like that you have hobbies. The only reason we had this reaction was the way that you reacted to Danny. We thought it was gonna be something that like, had such like deep value.

Can I be honest? Or meaning? I thought that was the, I have a couple that are the 1950s, the real ones. Oh, OK. That makes more sense. That are the older ones that were a couple of hundred dollars.

And that one's not. Yeah, this one is awesome. That's Yogi Bear. I don't know about you. Are you a Yogi Bear guy? I'm an old baseball players guy. I'm a 50s era of 70s baseball. Are you a Yogi Bear guy? I'm an old baseball players guy. I'm a 50s era 70s. You're a ballplayers guy. I'm a ballplayers guy. Can I can I hold it? I click dumb

shit too. But it's dumb shit that I really like. This is Yogi Bear. I didn't know you were when what was the process when you bought it? Were you just like, I'll have it? No, I was you had were you like shaking and like vomiting there it is needed a transaction. I was have it. No, I was standing. Were you like shaking and like vomiting? There it is. Needed a transaction? I was standing there, and whenever I go in, he brings me things he thinks I would like, and I say yes or no.

And this was a yes. But what is your plan for that? To put on a desk or a shelf or some sort of. But you haven't. Not yet. I haven't gotten at home yet. Do you have room? Do you have desk shelf? No.

Desk room? No, but I'm about to, I did move my kid's bed out of one of the rooms, so I'm about to have another room. And my mom's house is stock full of rooms. So I got some stuff to put in. One of his kids is sleeping on the floor, but Yogi Bear is perfectly tucked in.

That's cool, right? If you had 24 hours, think of what's in your car. What percentage of it could you name? 95. 95. And you lose the rest? 15. That's pretty cool.

It is cool, isn't it? There's a nice little trinket What's a trinket? It's cool, right? I'm glad you have it How many times have you thought about it since you've bought it seven? mmm None, can he just be can yogi bear just be between us Is you want this on the accent? Yeah, why don't you? Why don't you? I would love for Yogi to be with me. You want me to put this on my area?

Yeah. I would love that. Yeah. Give us some things. There we go. May I say something? Yeah. I once had a show inside the YACS studio where I had all my college football trinkets and y'all beat them with baseball bats and broke them all.

Now, if I remember that correctly. Y'all smashed them all. I think I'm just gonna put blame on ron for that Was that a run thing? I think so I I don't know if it was but we'll just I think ron will be fine with us blaming him so that we could maybe Get more trinkets that then when he comes in visits we can smash those Well, I don't want okay. No no no no no no leave yogi This is it's calming such cheap plastic that smashing it would be, but it's still cool.

It's really cool. Do you ever get the random boxes? Cause those, that's what gets me. Of course I have. You're buying random boxes. Of course I have. Oh, you're buying mystery box. Goodwill has mystery bags at the front, 399. I gotta get one every time.

A mystery box could be anything. Yes. It could be a boat. Yes. Are you testing your shit first? No, I just like to, sometimes I'll just open the mystery box at home. I bought a mini signed helmet and it was a Zemir Smith. That's disappointing.

I know. So I might just wash it off and have Gruden sign it. That's not a bad idea. Yeah. All right, so now we're waiting for Danny to emerge from. Oh yeah. Yeah, this is big What's the dumbest thing you bought? Asian Elvis. Oh, thank you. No, it's not that's my prize possession. I even bought a real big fitted

Custom pirate not custom, but a fitted pirate's hat. He's wearing it He's wearing the spring training pirates at eight and a half Yeah, yeah scored ten on him twice Danny come on. What is it? What is it? Oh? This looks cool, it's not for keeps It's bobbleheads of Ken Griffey jr. And Mark McGuire the real question here is the substance that is all over it Oh, that's covered in syrup. That's Polynesian salt. That's syrup.

Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

That is slathered. Slathered? Is that a bunch of Polyneene? That was almost a damn near intentional amount. Woo. And that's like three week old Polyneene. You know, Brandon's going to get a chicken nugget All right, I'll clean it up. I guess fine. Yeah, that's forced my hand I

Want I want trinkets in here. I think we got to push him to get some trinkets in here should he just have a desk Yeah, just come on desk. It's all dolls. He's a big doll guy loves doll. He loves playing with his dolls Do you think he thinks that they come alive at night? Oh he may Know what I think he's lying to us about like just let him go and not I think he plays with them I do more than he lets I think he has a catch with I think he has like imaginary Yeah, activities with all of them. Yeah, such good night to him. lets on I think he has a catch with I think he has like imaginary. Yeah Activities with all of them. Yeah, so it's good night to him. Yeah, I think What's that movie night at the museum?

Hold 95 all-star team. I'm quick Brandon's coming. Yeah, do you oh? I have a question for you, and I don't want you to take offense to it Do you think that you're living your house when you turn off the lights at night? Do you think it's like Toy Story? That would be amazing. And they all like Yogi bears talking to him. It would be the hierarchy if they all came to life. Who's in charge?

I think Hank Aaron's in charge. He's in charge? Yeah, he's gonna have a problem. Hulk Hogan though. I well, Hulk Hogan's have a problem with him. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot. Yokozuna is there. Leave him out of the Barbie Mansion. It's gonna be a lot. Do you think they do that? Who's getting the most play? I hope so. Oh yeah. Michael Jordan. Do you have any chicks? Yeah. Michael Jordan's all over the place. Mia Hamm's there. Should I get run through?

run through Mary Lou Retton is on a balance beam Not anymore Falling over these days Yeah Balance beam is Hank Aaron's cock She got DUI right? Yeah, she says I'm Mary Lou I think she said do you know who I am

That's a I love those whenever a celebrity has those moments caught on The Justin Timberlake lives rent free in my head That's a I love those whenever a celebrity Has those moments caught on the Justin Timberlake lives rent free in my head. Yeah, he did it Oh, yeah, they see you don't remember He said this is gonna screw up the tour and the cop goes what tour and he goes what the world tour What I mean I think some I think that should be like taken into consideration for some stars. Charles Barkley. Hall of Famer with that. When he got pulled over for DUI and he said he was he was rushing because he was trying to get his dick sucked.

He did that? Yeah. Tony LaRusso's great. Yeah, what was his again? I'm Hall of Fame, brother. Yeah, that's right. I'm legit Brandon I want I want you to put some stuff. I want just your surroundings I think that'd be a cool at both tables. Yeah, we get you a shelf for behind Yeah, like just it's Brandon's corners because it would also be funny that like the camera is like on this side And then it's just you talking about dolls

engulfed in dolls More of a purpose for buying these Was this why are we so much better? Oh, we were drunk. Okay, we were drunk. Yeah, we were hammered Okay, we were drunk. Yeah, was this your hammer? I put a lot of work in that I got cowbells on that everything Brandon we were so hammered Going to break or shatter God we were hammered God that was a mess

We'll never do that again, I'll never do that again. Yes, you will no I won't That's I'm giving you my word. I will not break anything that you bring into this studio doll wise yeah, I I'm a I get it if I break one of your bones. That's fair game. I have my bones Oh, okay, I'm Pauline's and sauce and blood on my hands. Yeah. Wait was that Actually Pauline eat a bunch of positive. You just go get a chicken nugget to clean it up Be honest Alright so maybe you know what I'm gonna have Dom by a Tomorrow can we can we do it? Give me some shelvingving can we do it tomorrow? Yeah, all right love that

We'll do an unveiling and we'll we'll shelve you will shelve the fuck out of you all right. That's gonna be awesome Oh, it's gonna be so sick It wanted to look like he's in a different room We're doing the show and then it's just cut to Brandon. It's in a different location. He's zooming in. Brandon, I want you to really go wild. I know you've kind of had,

you know, you've been kind of biting your tongue, you've been showing some self-control. And you have my word, I will not break a single thing. Fill this show up. That is a handshake bond. Everybody agreed? I want you to go on a bender this week. I go on a bender every Fill this show. Handshake bond. Everybody agreed. I want you to go on a bender this week. I'm going to bender every week. Well, because you have verbal handshake. But let's think about this when you have so much stuff and you don't have places to put it. This is the place.

Yep. All right. I'm good. I'm ready. If we go to the golf course and you take me to Jim and Steve's, I'll agree to terms. Agreed. Okay. Let's go. You gotta get some stuff out of this. What happens if you bring Ed up to Jim and Steve's and he's starting to buy shit you want? I won't, Steve wouldn't let that happen. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. I've taken multiple people. I've taken Big T up there, taken you up there. I wanna go. Beef goes. Oh yeah. You were trying to force me to buy something. I was, because I didn want to be the guy that

brings a thing that I'd put out. It's a pyramid scheme. Brandon's bringing his friends to get them hooked. He gets... Did you set me up? Yeah. Because you were like you need to buy the seventh poster you pull out of there. Yeah. He goes one two and it was Jerry West signed. Oh. He's like see? Out of there. Yeah, he goes one two and it was Jerry West sign. Oh, he's like see West Virginia guy, and that crazy how that happens. It's crazy That's he That's a great day trick. You pulled on Nick. Yeah All right, let's spin the wheel good show guys Thursday plink Oh day, I think we might have some Royals in tomorrow Wow, yeah, it's Harry. Yeah, Andrew sausage fingers

Kyle you're gonna do where you still on cold cuts. Oh Yeah, I got a when you know the names, let me know. Are you going to cold cut them? Or is this on? I'll see what I can do. Oh, yeah, I'll get the names for you. I'm excited for that. All right, see you, everyone.

Woo! Thank you. Have a good week everybody. Love you guys.