The Yak - Brandon Sends a HUGE Warning to Mackenzie During Her Dating Show | The Yak 2-21-25

Episode Date: February 21, 2025

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Nick is out. We are going to do Plinko Day next week. I think that I've made the decision that Plinko Day has to be full crew. You can't have Plinko Day without Nick. Yeah, he needs to be a part of it. It's also like, I was thinking about it, like if you do a Plinko Day has to be full crew. You can't have Plinko Day without Big Q. Yeah, he needs to be a part of it. It's also like, I was thinking about it, like if you do a Plinko Day and someone's not here, like that's just the most amount of FOMO.

Yeah. We just gotta be full crew. So we'll have full crew next week, Monday and Friday, or Thursday. We have three days that we can do it. So we will do Plinko Day next week. And then the week after is Mincy Clemmer and Brandon's funeral. Danny, were you able to cancel the animal expert

that was going to come kill us yeah I did oh yeah I didn't even think about that ollie could have been part of play code day. So king cobra is not coming? The tigers are just upstairs as we speak right now. Yeah damn and oldie is back oldie we streamed them last night electric stream one of the funniest streams we've done oldie

yesterday yak audience is tough sometimes you were a little nervous you said that big time yeah I said just be yourself just hang out shoot the the funniest streams you've done. Oldie yesterday, yak audience is tough sometimes. You were a little nervous, you said that. Big time yak. I said just be yourself, just hang out, shoot the shit. That's what we do, right? That's what everyone's hanging out for. Also, you have a pussy.

You have two pussies, you have an ass on your front. You have a front ass. Yeah, like. You're double cheeked up, up front. Double reverse kind almost, both sides. Yeah. Any angle. I'm never saying it

But I it's it's a wonder of human People didn't want to stream last night Brandon Titus route were there. It was me Brandon Titus PFT Hank Blutman. I Was convinced that I was looking at the man's testicles. Yeah But then he actually off-camera showed us his testicles. Right. They were different colors. So we confirmed there are testicles. Mm-hmm. TJ, can we put this on YouTube? I don't think so.

Why not? It's not a nasty part. It's his leg. I don't know. It's not an ass, and it's not nuts. Last night, I watched one of the greatest hockey games I've ever seen. Yeah. Backed out of three. Two rivals. It was insane. Last night I watched one of the greatest hockey games I've ever seen yeah

Two rivals it was it was it was insane. It was like it was a Remember, I should remember this the rest of my life. I woke up this morning I remember very little about the game except his front pussy pussy I close my eyes. I picture the auto detection doesn't understand that it's the technicality We need better AI or something because this is not and we're way too early into the eyes to be rolling the dice on side To me, sorry all right. We'll join And the episode is better really is bad all right end of the episode. We'll show it to the people I'll show it to you Kyle right now. I need to see oh Oh Show that not as balls I need to see oh oh

Show that not as balls. I'm not as ball. You got a ball to symmetrical gourds Almost like a marsupial pouch, but double I was not expecting that They're not as nuts true story. I don't know what I expected but To anatomical gourds forming a V shape now does that retain when you stand up? Are you are you sick? No? It's no like it's I told me to get checked out by a doctor well You reached out to one of the doctor Dan and how it was a Canadian moose knuckle variant Just a good old. It's got different balls in us. Yeah, good old Canadian moose knuckle Alright, so we can't CJ you're saying at the end of the show we can do it

I'm saying it's it's worse for the algorithm if we do something bad in the front of the epic. Okay, great. So we'll do it at the end. We gotta show the people at the end. So you're saying some things belong at the back and some things belong in the front? Right. Interesting. Okay. Yeah. Okay. The algorithm can detect, like, non-genital problem areas? I think it would look at this and be like,

that's a pussy. They don't look like testicles, so. But at the beginning, it was kinda like, the algorithm's gonna mouthful. When we first saw it, there was only one out, so we thought it was his testicle. Balls, yeah. But then he's like, no, I got double side pouch,

and then he did that, and we're like, oh. That just makes more questions. And then I thought, no, those are your actual testicles hanging out Yeah, but I was like no, it's not guys. It's like false accusations. I didn't even show them yet I'm trying to keep it PG. Well that opens up another question. You did show us your testicles That's true, and they're just a different color than the rest. Yeah. Yeah, that's right about that, right? You have a Mexican man's ball. Yeah, you have a dark a dark man's ball

Yeah, see that is I don't I don't get right like that's a whole nother Did you know that before? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? We mean a bunch of the boys. Did your balls get replaced in the hospital at birth? I don't know what happened there. I don't know it's like but before you stay she's call me kiwi nuts tan We not see me nuts. Yeah. Yeah, are your balls spherical or are they flat? No, they'd be like they're right your balls You know what image you showed me me was, it was dumbfounding. It's more of a good size passion fruit. Yeah. Okay. Like a passion fruit or like a lime,

cause the lemon's more different shape, more of a, but the lime still has the two. And kiwi's about spot on when the color. The kiwi is correct with the kiwi. Yeah, he does have Kiwi. I still Kiwi's Yeah, Kiwi like it's too. I they're there. Yeah, then you can't if you don't mind me asking what the hell was that? What would see it it fucks you up show me again, okay? And you guys understand you're looking at a picture of it We were looking at it within three to four feet of our face at all. Yeah, it was right there

I'll send us the group chat so you guys can have. We're watching him play with it. Right. I touched it at one point. And then like, he was, so Oldies' backstory is he's best friends with childhood friends with Rick Nash who played in the NHL for a long time, multi-gold medal winner. And so like that's how he he he used to get invited To like Rangers games before the playoff games to go announce the lineup in the locker room for the boys Like you do cartwheels and shit pump them up. So he was he was FaceTiming Rick Nash last night. I was like Nash you're like what what what did I look at and he's like, oh, I've been seeing that since I was six so I like that there's a there's a there's a certain group of

Canadian men Including like Hall of Famers with national hall fame. Yeah should be should be like including a Hall of Famer Who if you ask them, what was the first pussy you ever set saw they'd be like my buddy old What was the first pussy you ever set saw they'd be like my buddy old Hockey locker room yeah one ox lacrosse we're lacrosse I've make sense why he got to where he is by just having even that I've laid out That'll take you on side pouch there Rick Nash has laid eyes on yeah, I'm Eskimo brothers with Rick. Yeah, yeah Yeah, he's getting more text last night about oldie being here than he did when he won the gold medal Yeah, they've been in a lot of places Like if you were to like exactly like the map up there with all the hats there'd be destinations of where my Kiwis have been

Like have your Kiwis been you want to do side pouch across America? Yeah, like yeah, we could run off 50 states You could do that right absolutely could yeah, I ever met another guy that was like me too No, did your dad have a side pouch? No, I don't want to go to side pouch, but he's obviously got the kiwis, too I'm assuming right well. Why are you not me? We're asking you. I don't know like he's got to have the balls Why are you? Why are you? Why are you? Why are you?

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No, but like I would you know tuck everything right back. I can't believe I'm saying this. I think I want to see I would tuck everything right back home. I can't believe I'm saying this. I think I want to see it. I said it to you guys. I can do that. I can show you that. There's a couple tricks that I got. You know what I mean?

TJ, what if he stood all the way across the court and we got it? What? We'd get the man down. If he was all the way across the court with the AI being able to detect it? Because I want the fans to be able to see this. Because thought it there right now in like why won't they show it? And like we're waiting and they're gonna be like it can't be this crazy, but when they see it Yeah, I don't want this to be taken down. Okay, all right. Yeah. Yeah way We could do like a capture like the robots won't be able to see it

Like we got to keep the we got to keep the barn. We got to keep the bull in the barn here You know what I mean? We don't want to get too much going here, right? Yeah, it's like is like Fupa the wrong word I don't know because it's lower. Yeah Yeah, Fupa is more of like a hanger down there right? Right? Lower pussy it's a modern Marvel. It's something is a 40 year old man. I've never seen in my life I think most doctors and you're not You're not fat. No, you're no, right? You're decent. You're in my life. I think most doctors can. And you're not, you're not fat. No, you're in, you're in decent, you're in good shape.

You did the splits last night. Yeah, I took a- Did you guys see him do the splits? That was incredible. That was really impressive. Yeah, that's a good one too. That would always be the stock standard move, like what do you got? Yeah, watch the splits.

And I would be able to see a little of the side pouch. There it is, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, we got it. There it is. The people can kind of see it right now. Those are not his testicles. Yeah, and that's where I was getting accused of. And I said, yeah, yeah, we got there it is the people can kind of see it right now Those are not as testicles yeah, and that's where I was getting accused of and I said guys Please come on like I have more respect than that right? I'm not just gonna do that front of people and cameras like that's not nice Wow have you up there's a little bit of the side pouch have you had it your whole life

I think yeah, it's always kind of like comment piece Like see I was kind of upset with my move there Cuz that wasn't a full ten that was like a six for me because see how I came down. Yes. I didn't like that Yeah, I come down smoother than that like I can come down smooth And I really wanted to do the splits with the straight legs and the crisscross and then give the old diamond for McJesus You can do the splits because you played goalie is that yeah that like how you because that I mean like there's that's there aren't a lot of guys in America No, no, they'll have your bill that can do the split. It's like a sumo wrestler, but it's cuz you were growing up like That's where the hip mobility comes from. Yes from the goalie and

So like yeah, I wish I would have done more bets with people at the bars like hey you can't do the splits fatty Yeah, you want to prove it, buddy? So, right? That would have been a good gig. That would have been a great gig. All right, so we are going to do our next four contestants today as well. Perfect.

Apologies for rushing it yesterday. We had so much shit we had to pack in. All good. No worries. But I'm excited for another four. You did lose your laptop, though. I did. What?

I was looking for it. Apparently, they showed me how to, this is how old I am. I was like, to do the find my, and it's in my house. I looked for it all morning, and I could not find it. So whatever order it's in, it just is what it is. A whole laptop? A whole laptop. Just gone.

I looked everywhere, my living room, bedroom, and I don't remember taking it out of my bag. That's hard to live in. Not a phone. A laptop. A laptop. I didn't take it out. I never...

Simply too big to lose. If five-five says it's in your house... It's in my house, and all I can think is that my three-and-a-half-year-old... Yeah, you have kids. I mean, anything could happen. That's all I know. He had to have... I don't remember taking it out of my backpack. You probably put it I know is he had to have I didn't don't remember taking out of my backpack

You probably put it somewhere up high so he couldn't reach it and don't remember maybe putting it out of their reach and then yeah I've yeah, I looked for it for like forever this morning, and I was like it's got to be at the office So but TJ has it so we could still do it. Okay great, so we'll do that for sure Also Stevens back Steven Steven live. Oh dream. Yeah, how many dreams this man get to live? He literally is a make-a-wish Take even tell us tell us what you did yesterday vacation and bucks every other week. It was very cool Overservable week coach Gruden was like hey, I'm playing this for some with foreplay He's like my team is me. Rondé Barber was my favorite player ever. Derek Brooks, who's my second favorite player ever.

And Warren Sapp, who, you know, obviously hall of famer on the box defense. Oh yeah, he's a Bucs fan. Oh, he's a Bucs fan. Yes. Sorry. This is what I was talking about. Sorry, I did not want to cut you off there

because that is an incredible story. You're talking about Buccaneers. I'm going to listen the entire time. I love the Buccaneers. You started telling me and you're listening. You could have just listened. You weren't about Buccaneers. I'm gonna listen the entire time. I love the Buccaneers. You weren't gonna listen if he... No, I was still gonna listen and focus even more on it. I want nobody to talk. Yeah, but Oldie, you don't have to announce it. You're gonna listen. You can just do it. You're right. You're right. You can't stop 99 Warren Sapp with those nasty sacks. But can I point I point something out? You're sapping him right now from the story. Sorry, sorry.

I mean, yeah, it's not a crazy story, but Coach Kroon was like, listen, you gotta come down for this. He's like, I don't know what we're gonna do. He's like, we'll find something for you. He's like, you gotta come down for this. So I was like, all right. So made it happen, talked to Frankie

and the four play guys. They were gonna do a four on four scramble. Made it happen yesterday, went down Wednesday evening and yeah, it was most of the day yesterday was like 10 to 3.30 or four. Great time was in Tampa and it was just living the dream. I was in a foursome with Frankie Beef and then Ronday Barber and Derrick Brooks,

which was just like dream come true. That's your first and second favorite players. Yeah. You just golfed with your heroes yesterday. Yeah, you just golf with your your your heroes yesterday Yeah, so I didn't play golf. I was there I did like a ceremonial coin toss and added in some banter and was the flag guy and Helped in wherever I could did you caddy? No, cuz that we had carts But it was it was it was a surreal experience and then mousec and Gruden got us

When everyone got there they got us like these panel and Gruden got us, when everyone got there, they got us like these paneled game balls that everyone signed when they got there. So very cool. So now I have a box paneled game ball with Warren Sepp, Ron DeVar, Derek Brooks, and Coach Gruden. Your signature on it too?

Not mine, but one we did sign that Coach Gruden's now giving away, which is kind of cool. He just tweeted about it for some contest he's doing. But yeah, it was awesome. And I wasn't actually going to be in the main picture, but Gruden is such a great guy. He was like, hey, we did a big group photo.

He's like, hey, you have Steven Go with the Bucks guys. He's like, and let's take a special picture with Steven and the Bucks guys, which will be printed and framed. Wow. Can I see the picture? It was the one that TJ just had. Oh, OK. Let me see it again. Look at that. Look at that. Unbelievable

You're literally lined up with legends Hall of Famers, dude. Yeah, three Hall of Famers coach Gruden Who's gonna be in the Hall of Fame? I would imagine. Chuck you can't go wrong with him. What a weapon out there Love him man. Yeah, that's awesome What was like the banner the banter? Ron so Ron Day and Brooks are pretty interesting because they are very close with the organization now. Sap is too, but he is obviously in Colorado and he's coaching, but they're local,

and Ronde especially, and I have a lot of friends in common. So, I'm talking about those guys and kind of inner workings of the team and stuff like that. So, that was very cool. And then we did a lunch after, and then Sap was just telling story after story of old days with Gruden and everybody, and that was very fun.

Jesus, this literally is like, if you had a terminal illness, this would have been your way. Probably, yeah. Oh yeah. That's insane. Yeah, yeah, no, it was a surreal day that I like will never forget it was it all like straight shooting or did you ditch the rule book and like

Talk a little dirty. Did you get dirty? Be honest. No, I mean I asked a lot about you know different parts and like Frankie and them two are like kind of like loosely interviewing them too and like asking questions about that and providing color when necessary. But yeah, I mean it was very cool to get some inside stories from not only that season but their whole career as Van Ronde and Derek Brooks played there over 10 years. Very fun.

Did you get dirty? I don't think I got dirty. I think you got dirty with Sappy. Was there like a lot of- At lunch, I think at lunch they got dirty. A little dirty? They got a little dirty at lunch, I can tell. I They got dirty little dirty. They got a little dirty at lunch So hell yeah, did you get a little dirty at lunch?

Maybe a little dirty There you go That's I mean oldie that's your dream too right there That's like that's like absolutely incredible to hang with those guys even go down for a game And you just like to see that but to hang with those guys even go down for a game and just like to see that but to hang with the guys yeah the golf and to be there and all of a sudden and Chuck's like hey do you mind I got a six-footer here no problem pull your flag yeah birdie birdie yeah every time right like yeah sorry if you said this yesterday how did you become a Bucks fan like why my

grandparents have a place down in Florida, Braidington. So I'd go down and it's just north, right? So yeah, yeah, I'm a Bucks baby. Very cool. Talking about James 30 for 30 last week. Oh terrible They only got to do that only and still NFL history. Yeah, 30 for 30. Yeah Terrible it was the worst is the. You don't want that 30 touchdowns 30 interceptions It's terrible that sounds bad So it seems like a like a fun thing oh so fun and his 30th interception was a pick six Yeah, right to the house. Yeah, right to the house. It was a where were you kind of moment? Yeah?

Yeah, he just slung the rock that year. Did he get traded? He's a free agent. OK. Yeah. He did some media work. Yeah, he did some media work for Fox. I do have something for Steven that I told him I was saving.

So next week, we'll be out Tuesday and Wednesday. We're going to the Combine. And Steven comes with us to the Combine. He's done a couple of years in a row row now very fun. Good to have him around We have a couple interviews lined up For Steve no for PMT he comes to him. He asked me who we were interviewing I told him but I left out a name. Oh no way Wait, does he do you know? No, so it could be any name he could

Wait, do you know no so it could be any name he could Well I was excited about the the ones that you said but what what's the no way this could be anything No, I didn't think it was that that's cool. Is he allowed wait Well, I don't know what that is. I don't know what I know, but I know All right, I know I don't know it might be what it's awful. It might be a guy That's gonna troll you the fire your worst enemy. Yeah, your worst enemy Hello, I don't know if I haven't What have you said in the last couple might be your worst enemy oh no You all right a few enemies we're gonna be interviewing Liam Cohn next week

Yeah, well you have to let him tune him up It's gonna be epic. I was in his neighborhood yesterday. I was told the egg is house. I said I Who told you to egg his house? You dad that's when we got dirty. I'm not gonna name it. Oh That's where the dirt yeah, that's what I wanted to know wobblies. Oh, man Yeah, the no way was pretty crazy there. Yeah, the preemptive no way Not knowing who was Assuming it was gonna be good. Yeah, it's gonna be great. I'm curious who you thought Yeah, who could have been away the way you reacted away had a name in mind that you thought it might be

Pretty much anyone at the combine that they would be interviewing I would be really excited to especially if you saving it for me. I'm assuming except for one guy One guy Yeah, yeah, I mean hey I'll have plenty of positive things to say and plenty of negative. What is it? It's Che on delay today. He is a little bit He came in to the Cave being like hey, I just went to Stretch Lab, ever heard of it?

And I was like, I've been talking about that for three weeks. We're actually going to try to do a deal with it. Yeah, you told me about it. Yeah. And Chay was like, what? We could be concussed, Chay, today. Did you guys get physical?

No question. At stretch labs? At the clubs? No. No, it's a golf thing. No, no, no. Anybody hit a long putt and chest bump? Oh question No No, no, no anybody hit long putt and chest bump. Yeah He is steps. Oh, no some daps and stuff like that, but nice no no chest pumps No, like kind of just like a little shoulder

The group like slap you on the ass at any point or yeah like get out there He always he always looks like he's ready to slap you on the ass, but point or yeah like get out there he always he always looks like he's ready to slap you on the ass but he does look like you ever like do you ever like stand in a position being like here's my ass go ahead yeah grind up on them no but I like put your ass out to him the funniest part yesterday so we played at a country club and it's like it's in a Standard part of the day at all I feel like it might be all right here. We go funniest part of the day. What was the funniest part of the day? I've never I've never been to a country club like this. I guess a lot of these exists, but it's in a gated community It's around all these houses so like Aaron judges house coach grew in a bunch of like huge

BSDs are live around this place. And so he is I guess he goes there all the time He is sitting at the like entrance for like everyone else to walk by it's like either the restaurant or the you know practice putting Green or whatever and he is facing I guess where everyone would walk in and every person that comes by he's calling up by name and just razzin so like it's the waitress like, Jilly where you been? and you know they have a three minute conversation and then like a teenage boy comes in and his dad is like Connor what's up man how you doing? and just every kid he would or every person he would have some type of anecdote some type of memory I just thought it was very

funny with him being coach Gruden and him kind of breaking all these people down to me That was very funny. Do y'all want to laugh at this one at a time or do we save it? See now you heard the phrase had to be there It sounds funny in the moment But never preface an actual funny story with this was the funny thing all those funny stories are just just saying whatever he thinks are normal story yeah oh I one time shit a whole log out of my you know shorts after a bad lobster that's the funny story I beat a bunch of eight no idea oh I knew a guy named Ben Nana and then this girl got hit by a tree and died that's that's funny

John grew knowing his neighbors He seriously you are zero percent on funniest stories and a hundred percent on your stories that you just like Happen to say and we're like what what did you just say? Take more you can get it yeah But yeah, that will be fun Next week Steven. I'm excited for that Arras them up. I will. We'll see how it goes. Does the combine still have juice in the NFL world? You still like a lot of a lot of guys still going and still,

does it still feel like a thing? The players or the other guys? Just like the whole entity that is the NFL. You got people that are like showing up without much to do. I feel like that's a good marker is like, yeah, what are you doing here? And you're like, I don't really know, man. I just kind of have to be here. I think it's changed a little bit. It used to be,

I think like teams and coaches would go for like seven days. Now it's like a head coach will go for like 24 hours popping and popping it out. But it's cool because there is, it is the only chance like you go to a bar and just like, there's like five NFL head coaches getting drunk, like not, you know what I mean? Like not and they have their guard down. Yeah, that was one of the cooler things with yeah in Indy growing up There's just yeah every time the combine. Yeah through you just like walk around the mall. He's like, oh shit Jerry Jones Right there. Don't sick. It is funny that it's in Indy every year. Yeah But it actually Indy is a perfect place for it because it's got steak houses and right walkable

They don't get in the car and they go to steak houses and then they go to the Lucas oil Watch some dudes and spandex run around 49 states. It's just the 40-yard dash. Mm-hmm Has it changed like was there anybody who wasn't really on the radar, but then they did so good at the combine Yeah, okay guys, I know the I know the actual combo. Yeah, I just meant like the ancillary Guys don't fall as much as they rise I would say Because they also have pro days to yeah They they have like a second chance at their college to do it again. But it's more like a guy who maybe is like a lower level guy like runs an insane time.

Everyone's like, oh shit, he's got that speed. And then he'll go up a couple rounds. Got it. Have people like fallen big time from the combine? Because like a lot of the quarterbacks don't do a lot of this stuff anymore. Yeah. Medicals, medicals. It's happened before. Medicals medicals for and you can take an interview pretty quick, too

That's true has anyone fallen on the four-yard dash at the combine Chris Jones addicted Yeah, Chris Jones balls that was actually the first episode of PMT nine years ago So they dropped out of his shorts they literally his his shorts burst open in his dick and balls just flopped out No side For it I'm just waiting for us to be able to show the side Open in his dick and balls just flopped out side pouch no side For it I'm just waiting for us to be able to show the side Yeah, cuz I I really do think this is one of those things and you can back me up people who just saw it like Our audience is thinking we're over hyping it. We're not it's right second. We're just yeah, it's more like Can show it. I don't think it's like oh, that's Sexual or but TJ saying the AI will get us

Yeah, we got to keep it classy out here, right? Yeah, keep it clean. We keep it dirty, but we got to keep it clean Yeah, it also just I also like that oldie oldie has no reservations of us showing it. It's not like he's like don't do that Extremely which is something I would say if I had side pouches, I'd be like, please don't share that I Got a really good one, okay good what like a good photo of the I Was in a Borat suit. Okay. Oh the banana or I got naked the banana thong. Did you say Borat the care? The green yeah, yeah, but I was on a yacht Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The green. The green, yeah, yeah. But I was on a yacht. Oh, God. Oh, shit.

Do you have it on your device? Yeah. Is that okay if I'm a... You said it's on. Yeah, just walk it around. Walk it around, yeah. Yeah, yeah, but I'm okay to be on my phone. You guys are cool with that? Yeah. Oh, yeah, we'd do it all the time. Yeah. Okay, sweet here.

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good. Yeah, Brady can do it. Brady, you can you can look at this if you see right here that's a hundred-foot yacht right well it's it's it's 75 yards in the distance right but I mean if you zoom in you can actually see actually see the zoom in? Ha! See the yacht. Ha! You can actually see the yacht. What is that? I know it's far. That's the yacht, though. You can see the yacht, right? I see the yacht.

You have three pussies. How do you have that many pussies? Tri-pussy. Let me see. You can show them the yacht. Like, you want to. No, I'll show them. Show them the yacht.

All right. All right. So. Show them the yacht. Do you see the yacht? Yeah, show them. I saw the yacht. You see the yacht? Yeah, yeah. See, it's a 100- the yacht. Show them the yacht. Do you see the yacht? Yeah, show them. It's a 100 foot yacht.

It's a 100 foot yacht. There's the yacht right there. There's the yacht right there. You see the yacht? Are we good on that camera? Yeah, we're golden. You see the yacht right there? It's out far, 75 foot.

See the yacht. It's a, it's a, there's one, two, three pussies. And one more I got, like, it's like a jellyfish. You wanna see, look, I just, I got a puffer fish too. Wait, what? A puffer fish? Yeah, yeah, I'll show you the puffer fish. Just go touch it.

Is that thing in your? Yeah, yeah, that's dental floss. What? That's dental floss. I don't know. How deep is that cre in your yeah? Yeah? How deep is that crevice dino floss there's just folds places that shouldn't have them anatomically phallonias Like you might have been born with both those parts. Yeah, I think so but like to Yeah, a surplus of pussies like I'm worried about I think you need to go to a doctor you might supposed to have been twins Yeah, you absorb the vagina. Yeah, you completely suck it right in so here. I just you good you good brother

It was like an optical illusion. What was on your cock? I actually think was it show that one TJ TJ. Can you send that to him? That one's okay, I think. Yeah, I think you could show that to TJ, because I want the fans to be able to see this. It's just a picture of a yacht. It's just a picture of a yacht. Somebody send me it.

Do you have Big Cat's number? No, he's got Han's. Here, give me... Yeah, do your thing. Here, give me your phone. Do your thing. Give me your phone. Wait, where's the how's he gonna

find the picture? No, no, he's getting loaded in. Oh, yeah. Load up your number and then give it back to him. Okay. That's how we do it. That's yeah, right. Yeah. How it works. Right. Don't you think? I think so. Yeah. If I can make contact and then he can. Yeah, but just real quick and not a big deal. No, no. Uh my name is Brandon. Brandon. Brandon. Brandon. So why are the guys saying Brady? They why they haven't they have you saying Brady? You're the only one that's done under big. Oh

Okay, you're the only one that's done that a lot like the last couple days, but it's cool So it's it's Brandon Brandon not Brandon Brandon Brandon a brandon or brand brand brandon Yeah, like the town you're responsible. Yeah, yeah in Manitoba Well Braden also works not as much as Brandon though Brandon's You're in you say Brandon Brandon. Yeah, got it Brandon Brady Walker not okay Send him to the picture. Okay Tice you okay, I Can't I think we've learned things I can't like I don't know how we talk I

It's like fascinating but no offense also nauseating TJ what if you flash the first picture? I just you're not getting the first picture until the end of the show But you know let the first picture go. I just want the fans know I'm trying we have to show it because you can't describe it There's right. There's no that the English language doesn't have the words to describe what it is things the first picture Different I think the second picture can play Maybe the second one will text it to me can TJ put it in the chat was like clickable to the people oh the boys are oh My god the boys are at the UIC women's game women's game yeah look at this. Barstool Chicago. There's my boys Jerry Quigs, Rick, Tate, Big T and

Blutman. Did you see them? That's our 18. Did you see Jerry on the court yelling at the ref? Yeah wait I didn't see the full clip. I don't know why they decided to go to this game, but they just packed up and went. Oh, man. Something on your mind, Mark? It's just like... I'm getting the picture, and we're going to have to pull it.

I've been in a lot of locker rooms. Yeah, you've seen some things. I've seen some shit. it doesn't make any sense yeah I thought I was does it would like the boys it's a prize like an ER nurse that a boy I'm just kind of like after looks like she likes him what was the occasion they just wanted to go to a game why are you why are you sending me chat with me on what's okay? Okay? Yeah? I'm the wrong one here We go save here. We go now. We're cooking with oil Canadian shit. Oh a bunch of text saying chat with me on whatsapp. Hey be my buddy What?

Be my buddy on whatsapp no no cuz sometimes the videos don't send here. Let's go It's not a video. It's the first pictures more... The first picture is the more shocking one. The more shocking. Oh, by far. The second one is... No, I don't want to downplay. This one is not shocking. No, it's like more vile.

It's more vile. Not vile. The first one is like... The first one is interesting. Yeah. It's more of the yacht though. It's more about the yacht. Yeah.

It's not about... It's more about the yacht. Yeah. You gotta zoom in to see the yacht. Well, it's this... I was in Miami. Like, that's... You know, you gotta... If you see the yacht. Well, it's this I was in Miami. Like that's, you know, you got to be out there. We're on a yacht. So right. Why not? If you're on a yacht, let's take a put another picture of another yacht. Right. See like what you would look like, right? I'd like

to think people on that yacht were taking pictures of your yacht at the same time. Yeah, because you're trying to see what are they on when they zoom in? Yeah, what are they yachting with? Right. You thought this one was more showable? Yeah. No, it's not.

It's an asshole. Oh, OK. And balls and you can see like four genitals in this photo. All right, just stick with us folks. By the end of the show, we're going to show all the pictures. Do you have any pictures without? Eat your lunch now. Yeah, eat your lunch now, and then we'll,

the last 15 minutes of the show will be, it'll be on. Now, when you hang out in tropical areas with your friends and you try to wear just a normal bathing suit, are they like, no, no, no, no, no? Oh, no, I don't. Pull it out. Like a bathing suit? No, I have speedo.

I was gonna say, like you have to, right? There's no. Offidence. Yeah, I love that. I'd wear jeans, full jeans to the beach. He's doing it right. I had his. This is what you gotta own it,

and just, and this is good for other guys out there who are watching who have a couple buses. I don't know how relatable this is. Oh God, this is the one. This is the one of all ones. There's what? A third. I mean I think.

Oh boy. Juicy, right? It's not, you, it's not. You're telling me he ain't going to the Olympics for that? It looks like your ass is in the front of your body. That's the one. It looks like his ass, his torso is backwards. Is that the one?

That might be the one. Let me just do this. Oh, man. Here, I'm gonna cut it out just because- Are you made of skin? That one's less disgusting, but more fascinating. Yeah. Like, do not understand the first one. This is the one here, I think. I'm gonna cut it out just made of skin that one's less disgusting and but more fascinating. Yeah This is the one here, I think

Because the other one's a little There's a lot there's a lot going on behind here And you just don't want it like okay, is this a known thing though? I know you's Mitch Rick Nash is this like how known is this in your your friend group is this like like how is your? Nickname not something based on the side pouch. Yeah, how do they not call you pouchy your fucking yeah? Mangina here this if I don't know what like is it is it's like a known thing though like like all your friends Obviously know about this and right absolutely. Yeah, this isn't just like oh yeah here He is let's go. Yeah

Parties this is yeah, this is me. That's not like right okay here. We go right like that's public I've taken that to a public swimming pool Yeah, so how long to stay public? No, it's fine if you can tell you can see like I don't see anything wrong there. Oh boy Let me know. I think we could post this one. You can post this one TJ surely if you were to just show the bottom half of that 99% of people would be like that's Did that if you said okay, who is it? What is it? It would be controversial 98% of people are saying that's his ass.

TJ, that one you're on. You know you're on the show, right? Yeah, sure. Okay, alright, alright, alright! We got something! Alright, we'll show the other ones at the end of the show. This is like, breathtaking. Alright. This is, this is, it's cropped.

So no face. What'd you crop? I just cropped out his face. We know it's his face. Well, no, because I think it's better if you don't know which way his head's facing. Yeah, it's like, it's a pole. It's like front or back. And what's your pole?

You have to like... I'll send you the non-crop as well, TJ, so we can do like a reveal. That would be good. You look better with a mustache, by the way. I know. I cleaned up. I went away there. We were gone.

Went on vacation there. Where were you on vacation? The Cayman Islands. Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah. You? Nashir. What?

I'm just, you hang out on yachts in Miami and... Well, Nash. Well, the Miami was a couple of buddies from high school and the yacht and the Cayman Islands with the Asher there Your family go on his family go yeah, and a couple of a couple of the crew the friends there. That's pretty awesome Yeah, it was nice awesome great time All right was Rick Nash just brings you around as like You're his guy I Guess yeah, well he's got a couple we got some other buddies out there right, but yeah, I mean for lighting it up

It's gotta be you yeah Yeah, like going to that map like New York City Kiwis out yeah, Chicago Kiwis Pretty much actually any state like there's no Like most communities in towns. I guess you would say right no any state with a hockey towel Hockey state or even you know what I mean get away ice fishing. Yeah, they're probably coming up Is that the front of the back of a man

Well the belly button belly yeah, oh he button does yeah the second photo is a better pull If you do the second photo you can get a better pull cuz the belly gives it away. You're right. Yeah Branded absolutely right Lewis lip Yeah, you Hank Hills ass in the front of your body Like you think but that's kind of two for one though. You're not going to get that.

No one else has that. I can guarantee you no one else has that. It's like pizza and wings. You get a free pound of wings, right? Get you a man who can do both. Pizza and wings is the perfect way to describe it. It's something I've never seen before before I can say that. Oh man. Oh The first picture it does look much more defined

Yeah, that one will do at the end. Well, so much closer to it's right up in your face Yeah, yeah, you can't really run from that one Looks like a like a Victorian era condition. Yeah. A distant medical era. True. Yeah. I mean, there could be some.

Do you take anything? Like for? Does it hurt? What, that? Do you experience pain from that? No, it was clean, because everything was clean down there. Yeah. Fresh, waxed up.

Is it like swollen or anything? Manzillion. Mm-hmm I got a manzillion before I went Not to transition but Kate should we do the dating show Let's do it Let's get some contestants. I I cropped that first photo and it's Yeah, that one is the one I was gonna send it to you guys as a haha And I was like I think I get fired We'll put that at the very end of the show that one is the one that everyone has to see

Cuz that one's the one that takes the breath away my mind's in a pretzel. Yeah, thank you for sharing that with us Sharing is caring. It is that's why we're here right so we get Mackenzie in here. Yes Let's get Mackenzie in here. Let's get dating show going. Let's get some contestants going Let's get some dating show going. Let's get some contestants going. Want me to grab her? Yeah, I got you. Oh, you just. You just asked her to come in.

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We got to meet the dude. The dude. The dude. The dude. New Orleans. The dude. Steven, what'd you put on the prep sheet, anything good? If presented with the opportunity,

would you ever ride an ostrich? Almost certainly, yes. Okay. That's a good question. I don't think I would. I don't know if I would. That would have to be dangerous. Don't ostriches bite?

Yeah, they're mean. Same with the vix. Well, a lot of, we're assuming it's safe. They are not. If it's a tame one. That's what I was saying in the background, they're not. Yeah, they're not, they're very aggressive. All right, so no to the ostrich.

I like the last question. What do you think the funnest activity you could do for $500 or less in Colorado is? Ski. In Colorado, specifically? Yeah, ski. That's pretty easy. I don't think skiing's very fun, so.

Oh. So this was just an intro, right? More fun than skiing down a crazy slope. What about Colorado? Why Colorado? Well, let me ask it this way. Let me ask it this way, Stephen. What would be the most fun thing you could do for under $500 in Colorado? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I was looking for suggestions. I'm not going to Colorado.

Something had to make you think of it. Yeah, why would... I saw a photo of the Colorado flag. I was looking for suggestions. I'm not going to Colorado. Something had to make you think of that. I saw a photo of the Colorado flag. But then we said skiing, and you were like, no. That's not fun. You said skiing, and it was like an open case. That's the only answer.

Do you have an answer? Hiking. Tubing. Like river tubing. Going to a Rockies game. Going to a concert at Red Rocks. Doing a lot of things. That might be it.

Your musician choice at Red Rocks. That's a good option and like a party bus there and back to your yeah I'm gonna circle back to skiing skiing Yeah, yeah, what about snowboarding snowboarding I? Don't snowboard, but I'm sure people love that it's a great question though. It's a really good What do you think would be like more fun than skiing? It's a great question though. It's a really what do you think would be like more fun than skiing? Hot air balloon, maybe Why would you need to be color? Yeah? No scenery could be I mean it doesn't have to be you can only do it in Colorado

Yes, I don't I guess I'm wondering about the collo of Colorado here I guess my answer be play the crap. What's going on here? But that's why I call it why not why not Nevada? I'm on a big probably we're doing that then I would take my wife out to a nice dinner and then We'd get a hotel hold on what's going on here? Cuz there's no anyway there's another question would going up in a hot air balloon be an awesome experience or too scary What is it? Say what you want to say no, I just saw a photo of the Colorado flag on a hot air balloon. I was like hey Oh, that was true. Oh, so the photo triggered two separate questions

Yeah, and then you're like but would be the so we got to it hot air balloon is your answer. I don't know So the real question is guys also see the photo of the hunter We find this photo is it gets on the gambling cave like it's on one of the screensavers oh But are you prepared to even go the Colorado do this cuz you gotta understand that's high altitude right? Yeah, and you're gonna be high altitude with hot air balloon Yeah, was you meaning go higher than that even higher altitude of the thing right like he's going big now I don't think you're gonna blow in the mountains though. I said it'd be too scary

Do you know the guy who did the he like attached like a hundred weather balloons to his lawn chair? Did you guys read? Oh, yeah, there was a guy right? No he About the movie up. No. No well he basically did that he attached like to a beach chair like a legit beach chair He attached a bunch of weather balloons, and then he had a gun and he was like once I get too high I'll just start shooting the balloons and come back down well He fumbled the gun he got to a certain point And he was like oh, he dropped the gun and so then he just kept going up and up thankfully he had already shot enough Balloons that he but he like had fraud like he was up in the

He was like about to suffocate, and he was getting like frostbite up in no John Boyce made a video about that. It's like a true story like a lot of recent event No, he did it like that's a sad news or something But yeah, imagine fumbling that gun Yeah, wasn't there a story like Cleveland did like they released like a million balloons and then it like the travel people yeah Totally backfired black and white yeah, yeah, what happened with that? They like they were going for the world record of most balloons, and they all popped in like suffocated people like killed a thousand birds

You have one five million holy shit Five million balloons were launched from Cleveland's public square certainly a sight to behold But balloon fest as it was appropriately looks like a mushroom cloud looks bad looks like a fire is the absolute perfect city yeah absolutely perfect why balloon fest admirably it was a nightmare part together after they were balloon fest it was but that storm even though it didn't impact the balloon launch it still came and it turned Basically that storm blew the balloons all over the place and since what goes up must come down those balloons all 1.5 million of them came down all over the place and caused an absolute mess

Beyond the mess the balloons caused a runway to shut down at the local airport Blooms landed in a pasture in nearby Medina, Ohio and caused permanent damage to one woman's prized Arabian horses That the Coast Guard had to call off a search and rescue mission for two fishermen who had been reported missing earlier in the day. They couldn't see through the blanket of balloons to make any attempt at finding the missing men. So those guys later, two bodies washed. Yeah. Sue the United Way of Cleveland and the company that organized balloon fest for 3.2 million dollars. She later settled on undisclosed terms.

They might've been already in the end. Balloon fest did more harm than it did any good, but perhaps that was just part of it. What was the good? What could possibly have been the good? Also, did no one think, like, hey, these balloons have to come down? I don't know.

No one was like, hey, yeah, this is cool. We're gonna release 1.5 million of them, but then what? I honest to God, I don't say this jokingly I think they people probably believe that they just like go into space. Yeah, like there's probably like a yeah This was the 80s to I feel like they think for the shit where it's like oh, it's all hold hands across America or shitload of balloons They probably shit like if you tried that today. Everyone be like, no, don't do that. Yeah. Like

you would think these guys are some kind of scientists knowing 86. They got some science background, right? That point. Yeah, I think we have science right. So like gravity is still not the undefeated champion of the world, right? Yeah. Like

what do they think? I think we understood gravity in 86. Right. So what? Why would no one say like this what's that must wait I love this guy who is that my hair what is I love his look The mail pattern baldness. And the fan is up. There they go, John. People are going crazy.

Yeah, they're nuts. It's kind of cool. So wait. This is such a Cleveland story. I love it so much. So Cleveland. What? Guys, he's put his mind.

He's out. Look it out. It's completely covering the terminal tower. That's a bad thing. Oh We did it! We did it! Summer at Spirit for Cleveland! Oh my god! People are roaring! What is your name? What are they for? Kind of rewards for you.

Show everybody what you have on your hands there. Let's play bandages. What are they for? They're for getting rid of the sores. Did you get any blisters? Hey bandages, okay, and what are they for? Did you get any blisters Big Chuck and little John Be Cleveland legend did he work at the TV station or something? Look at this. Wow. Wait, can you go to the end of the video?

Was there ever a moment where they're like, oh, fuck. People were shrieking. You hear the guy say, we did it. We did it, Cleveland. How about this? In Cleveland, Ohio. Y'all are there. You believe?

You believe? Couple of guys from Cleveland. Woo. Is the helicopter not in trouble? I would be concerned. Look, here come, they're coming down. Oh my God. It's starting to fall. Unbelievable.

By the way, this is, I hate to give credit, but this is the unintentional genius of Che. Cause we don't end up here. We don't end up in this spot if it wasn't for Che's hot air balloon. It's been an exhausting search for these Coast Guardsmen. Oh no! Here he comes!

It's a 24 year old Cleveland man. Steve Sullivan and Mark Kuhlman. Oh no! Been out fishing about an hour before their last solo video. Same video. Same video. Same news broadcast. Yeah, they're both right in.

Oh. Oh no! It wasn't recognized! Oh No And caused concern on Saturday are no longer here today No one's quite sure where they went but at least they're no longer posing a threat to fish and wildlife And they're not littering the lake what doesn't that mean they're in the lake? No Oldie your problem now. This is part of the reason why we went to wooden spoons and all that stuff plastic recycled straws Because oh my god stick do you think this is this is you were eating all the plastic and that's why the this could have

Been the why the food balloons Yeah, but you guys are on plastic I pound guys like a balloon when I come down south I grab a couple straws, plastic straws, and take them home back to Canada. Cause we're on like recycled straws up there, it's brutal. This is what I wanna see, more big Chuck, Little John, I love him. Wait, wait, wait, horror host?

Oh. I like these guys. What? Okay. The original Little John. Yeah. Oh. Little John Rinaldi.

What's up with his feet there? He's still alive then. Shadowsky. Charles Shadowsky. No, that's, we're looking at John Rinaldi. What's up with his feet there? He's still alive, then. Shadowsky. Charles Shadowsky. No, that's, you know, we're looking at John Rinaldi. John Rinaldi. What a duo. I missed this.

Why? Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah, there we go. Chuck and Little John. Oh, yeah. Highly decorated. Yeah.

Of course. Hall of Fame. The Big Chuck and Little John show., yeah. Highly decorated. Yeah, of course. Hall of Fame. The Big Chuck and Little John show. He's double Hall of Fame. That's a... Wow. That show probably kicked ass. Lower Great Lakes Emmy Awards. What? Huh? Click on that to see what else is won one.

That's Weatherman Dave from yesterday had a Midwest Emmy. Yeah, everybody's got one. I don't want one so bad. I want to lower Great Lakes. Who do you think the most famous person that's won one? Oh probably Megan Simpson. Okay. By country. Oh I didn't. Oh they do these for every read. Hey Titus let's move the show to like what do you think the Sun Coast? Chesapeake Bay fucking could you guys get an Emmy or it's gotta be I think you gotta go to the No, we're trying to go lower great. That's the only reason the show exists is we're trying to You could do what we did with PMT. We just bought some fake Emmys we have a tiny in our oh you bought the actual

Yeah, yeah, there's our Emmys yeah, you can have your real one. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so here's our Emmys. Yeah. Wait, you have an Emmy, Mackenzie? Yes. From? M.O.B. Network. Sick. That's awesome.

Congrats. Do you have your own personal one? Yeah. Do you have it prominently displayed? It's actually at my parents' house, because when I first got it, I was living in New York, and I shipped it there, and it's just been there ever since. They probably appreciate it. Oh, they love it so much. It's like on the, it's like above the fireplace.

Is that a national Emmy or is it a? I think it's technically a sports Emmy. Okay, sports Emmy. Sports Emmy, yeah. Yeah. I know that like, if, if, like, mostly sports is trying to get one, our competition is like, Blackhawks pregame, Blackhawks postgame, White Sox pregame, White Sox postgame.game and once again who's Brandon Walker gonna side with that's

gonna be the question I'm blackhawks guy I'm family have one of my Emmys don't take one of his Emmys we gotta get our own I have over you have over 10 over 10 Emmys I have over nine guess what I could get like 20 more probably by Tuesday I own over nine pieces of him yeah I have Amazon what I could get like 20 more probably by Tuesday. I own over nine pieces of him Yeah, I have Amazon Prime. I could get us more Emmys. Yeah very quickly If we have a Lombardi, too Lombardi trophy. Yeah We just bought a bunch of replicas just we have a trophy case

Because we always like joked about like whenever you zoom someone they always have their all the Emmys and everything it's like oh cool didn't see that there yeah yeah you did to be there what that old thing right there yeah right shoulder my left shoulder kind of the Emmy well that no big deal right yeah oh big Chuck and little John oh yes this is the horror show this a skits show it's a comedy oh no yeah yeah doing this in Cleveland oh shit oh he's gonna realize you painted himself in a corner. Oh little John. What have you done? What hold on I think he's gonna pay himself a door. Oh, yeah, he's gonna walk out No way No fuck was gonna need a doorknob

No fucking way Imagine like sitting down with your family Hey the job to no one paints a little John into a corner. I'll be damn little John got out of it again It's the entrance they just did skits What years was this seem like the like the A.S.E.s It looks and waits with odor The Looney Legends Good evening and welcome to

Looney Legends I'm sure all of you are familiar with the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Wherein Snow White was proclaimed fairest in all the land Watched to the dismay of a wicked queen who poisoned an apple gave it to a witch and told her to give it to Snow White Is this like a horror show? It's not a horror show, but it scares little kids

Because this is scary. It's working on me While under the spell Snow White was cared for by a family of dwarves WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 1979 79 at 2007 Oh, it's snow white. 1979 to 2007. To 2007? Yeah. I would have loved to sit in this writer's room. Yeah, she's stacked up. Don't eat that! Oh, that's a big bite oh Oh, no, this just feels like the oh the same Snow White yeah, no this is the exact same story white oh hammer Good actor

Come on, get some. Oh, he got back up. Little John calling all the cusses. Two years later. Get more little John's. The Eastside Boys. We're going two years later. Oh, she's still there.

Oh, yeah. Danny, go ahead. Eastside Boys. Oh, that's a small horse for a big man. That's the prince? That is not a prince. Looks like the hamburger. Oh, I see this kiss. Oh It's they just did so why yeah

Dramatic reenactment. Oh shit. I like it Woman man save their life, and it's not good enough these guys are good Nailed it again. Ben Crazy. Oh, I think we can check out of this one, huh? No. I don't want to see where Ben Crazy's going. Okay, Mr. Hall, I think we're just about ready for surgery. This is Dr. Inaldi. He will be assisting.

How do you feel? I feel fine, but uh... Is there something wrong? Yeah, I was reading in the paper... This is what Jerry shows go up like. The same wooden walls he's made. Well, I'm a bit worried. Please don't worry. Our cutbacks will in no way...

Something tells me that Nick would have known, like, a shitload of information about this. Yeah! He knows about this. Oh! Oh! Ah! Who's that? oh, this is you can he's our anesthesiologist Hi, okay, yeah, we got it. That is some good shit good shit Big Chuck and little John that is What does that say?

Ethnic. Steve never saw a Colorado hot air balloon. This is why I love this show so much. Little John, that was some primo yacking right there. Just a stupid question from Steven because he saw a screen saver in the gambling cave. And then we ended up at Big Chuck and Little John. There's always an ethnic character. Yeah, the certain ethnic. Ethnic cheering section?

Well, we got to watch that. It's certain ethnic. We got to watch that. It's only 30 seconds. Why is certain ethnic is like a theme of their sketches for some reason. OK. I don't know what that means.

I guess we'll find out. The Certain Ethnic Cheering Section. The certain ethnic cheering section. Come on everybody, let's hear it. Give me an L. F. Give me an A. I. Give me a G. G.

Give me an H. A. Give me a T. T. What does it spell? Give me an H! A! Give me a T! T! What does it spell? So they don't... So they're wanting to make fun of some... Was that a racial thing?

Yeah, but they were making fun of it though. But they're keeping it so broad that it's a certain ethnic So you the viewers supposed to decide those were Poles Pull all their student. Those were Polish guys, right? Oh God, we got a whole genre of them a certain ethnic Landry. Oh It's going to go to I think I think these might be Polish jokes. They don't even realize how quickly they know It is Polish music. We've got to be Polish. They're making fun of Polish people. Wait a minute.

Oh, no. Oh, I think I know what he's gonna do. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Laughter. Oh my God. Pretty good.

By the way, Oldie sent me another picture of just his balls. It wasn't, it wasn't picture. It was just his balls. It wasn't. It wasn't the just straight up his balls. Just like now? Yeah. You just take them? No, it's just his balls.

Mackenzie, have you seen yet? He's just started OnlyFans. OK, I'm going to make you look at this really quick. Let me make sure my phone's all the way bright. This is what he's working with Yeah, that's a proper response. Yeah, is there a lump on it too? Might want to get that checked out. That's not as best out as ball sack. That's the front. No, I know Standing yeah, that's yeah, it's just a lumpy guy going on there. Maybe it's the shorts. They're too tight

Oh, he showed us other photos. it's just a lumpy guy. Something going on there. Maybe it's the shorts. They're too tight. No, he showed us other photos. It's just. Interesting. That's just there. Mackenzie, any regrets about day one? No. I think you made a good choice. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Did you do any research? I was told things after, but I didn't look up. I did see the weatherman eventually. Thoughts? He's cute. Yeah You guys might have overreacted a little but he is handsome. Yeah, oh, he's not that hot you're saying he's not all that It's good looking

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Oh, you did, you brought a notepad today. Now again, I didn't, I was like, I'm gonna get in this morning and reorder. This is like not an excuse, like I legit lost my laptop in my house this morning. Yeah. Sounds crazy, but it is a thing that happened. By the way, Oldie, so what's happening now is McKenzie's...

We're doing a dating show for McKenzie right here. Okay, sweet. I love this. So she's... We're looking for love. We had how many submissions? 3,000 and, like, 20-something. 3,320-something. Guides submitted. Kate and some of the girls in the office

did a great job whittling it down. So we have 20 finalists. Every day we're going to go, we're showing four finalists. And Mackenzie gets to pick one of the four. So we'll end up with five total. OK, you got it? But she can't see what they look like. She's going to see pictures of them

as a kid and pictures of their parents when their parents are at the hot age. And we're going to imagine. And then those five will come in. The final destination looks like. Yeah. Until they come in. imagine. And then those five will come in. You'll see what the final destination looks like. Yeah. Until they come in. Until they come in. Until they come in.

Yeah. But we've got to narrow it down to five here. No, four to one today. Four to one. Yeah. All right. So every day is four to one. There's 20.

Yesterday we picked one. Perfect. Yeah. All right. So I don't remember if these are four Razzlers or if this is like more of a vanilla crew. I don't know. But we'll see. we'll get into it And yesterday's choice was a pro baseball player who played for the Savannah bananas minor league team or always their opponent or at least

Yeah, I got a good feeling about today's we're gonna be a good this is gonna be a good catch. Thank you great catch Do you want us to give feedback I don't want to anyway no yeah all right we got Nathan D follow your no your decision six foot one oh may I yes I forgot to put his name in D and Charlotte V is that supposed to be Charlottesville trying to keep it Charlotte. Yeah, Charlotte, Virginia. Okay. All right Okay, okay I think he was in his later 20s my bad I fucked that up six foot 180 sports admin had a one-year relationship that ended a year and a half ago It was because of distance different passions. Okay good terms. It just didn't work out. He's horrible at golf

His handicaps 23 to 26. Family, his dad passed away young, but he's very close with his mom and sister, officiated his sister's wedding last year. Well, if distance ruined the relationship, how is this going to work? That is an issue. How is this going to work?

Now, that's him with his dick in a box? Yes, it is. Dick in a box. Casey, on the right or the left, do you think? Topical. Yeah, he's on the right. Okay, I believe I believe that's him on the right. All right the box Is that his dog? The smaller box. That's the smaller of the two boxes. Is the dog good thing or bad thing? Good very good. Okay. Okay. Looks like a very obedient dog I just liked the glowy eyes You like animals so that's good. Yeah, that's oneter. You like animals. So that's good. Yeah.

That's one of your things we've got to look for. OK, next. What does sports admin mean? I have no idea. Like for a team? He'll work in the front office for somebody. He's probably ticketing a very low. Did he say what team?

Fan relations. He did not. Charlotte. Charlotte. Or he lives in Charlottesville. Perhaps? No, it's not. I don't think he lives in Charlottesville. The way he said V, is it Charlotte or Charlottesville? I don't think he lives in Charlottesville The way he said V is it Charlotte or Charlottesville?

Charlotte Virginia I just like Nathan V Charlotte Virginia Charlotte North Carolina Charlotte's in North Carolina, Charlottesville's in Virginia Oh Virginia So he's not from Charlotte? Charlotte V is Charlottesville to you

So he works at the ticketing office of the Virginia Cavaliers. Kate, where is this man from? I got a little jake there. I fucked up. He's from somewhere in that area. One of those two towns. That's the same general area of the country. It is.

Those are two. Those are different places. Yeah, he could work for the Hornets. Those are two different places. All right. But he's a Midwest boy. As you can see, his pajamas, he's a Green Bay fan. OK, so he's from this area. I have a feeling sent prized possession basketball signed by the entire 2004 2005 Illinois basketball national runners-up and staff

He got it after a tailgate a cancer tailgate auction the year after his dad passed Okay, and head coach presented it to them. His talent is whistling He couldn't until he was in high school and then all of a sudden he could. Nice words from McKenzie. A lot of guys, their big plus for you is that they think you're easy going. A lot of guys said that. Easy going. He would take you to the Burnwood Tap for popcorn and touching beans. Burwood. Oh, the Burwood. Okay. Great place.

I have been there before. Favorite joke, the Chicago Bears. Nicky Smoke said this guy's basic. Hannah said standard. Standard. It's a guy. I don't think basic and standard are bad. They said that as a whole. No, Nicky Smokes especially saying basic is good. Yeah.

Your hair is popping right now. Ooh. Yeah, very high up. Did you just do something? I'm just sitting here. I think great flow. It's like, it's beautiful. I just turned over and you just.

I don't know. I don't know what happened. It's showstopper right now. It's wily. I think I got just The other thing I read the row the row sparks ad got it all right standards also can be a high compliment No, the standard the standard is oh, I but I don't think she means no. I think she means like he's a standard guy He's a guy. He's a replace price a replacement level player Okay, yeah, he's like a stock standard. Yeah.

Basic. He's a basic guy. Yeah, basic guy. But basic is not bad. No. Right. Sometimes basic's what you're looking for. Right.

That is true. Me, yeah. Cute baby. Cute baby. Yeah. Very cute baby. So cute man. Even smiling as he's older there, too, right?

Yeah. The whizzler. So I put all these guys in. Say I was drunk at the bar and I met them. I put their nicknames in how I is in say I was drunk at the bar And I met them I put their nicknames in how I would put if I met them at the bar So did you make a big butter? No, no, that's real. Oh, okay But like a lot of these were like if you meet somebody out you're trying to remember them by like a thing

That's how I put him in my is he call himself the whiz look. No, that was me. Okay The whizzler no that was me okay? talent whizzing is pissing if I was I just thought I'm drunk at a bar in this guy's a Process here, how would I remember? Are you like you know how girls were like when you're dating you put like oh, yeah, I'm like guy or you wouldn't Yeah, we understand the concept How you got the whistler the whistler? Yeah, if I said I gotta take a whiz that means I'm getting up and going to the bathroom What do you think whistler means?

Like oh, that's whistler. That's whistler, but he's trying to date her so he's like risen That's Whistler. Whistler. But he's trying to date her, so he's like risen. Oh, OK. Whistled, so he's like the Whistler. He's like trying to show her like. Charlotte V. From Charlotte V.

I remember that is. I'm just, I was trying to, I maybe was trying to add some spice to this. Where are you from? Charlotte V. Charlotte V. I'm in that shit. Helping us remember each guy.

All right, on to the next. Thank you, Kate. You're welcome. I have no idea. Kate did a great job, by the way. Thank you. My dad wanted me to thank him. Well, you don't have to keep saying that.

My dad said, please tell Kate thank you. She's doing a great job. You did a lot of work, dude. Oh, okay. Oh, wow. Hand up. I, earmuffs, I love this guy. Okay, Joey D from the hard streets

of South Naperville, Illinois. 6'1", 195, 27-year-old dog guy. He's an operations coordinator at a body shop. I didn't know whether that meant Jim or Garaj. Because look at that photo, that is him. That's him? Damn. That's him.

He said, well, you'd think, and I was, at first, I was like, no, but the more I looked into this guy, I was like. Did you say no to Jim mirror selfie? Well, it's not a selfie, someone else took that up. I know, but he looks like a guy. But he's got a sense of humor. He said, the secret is great lighting and skipping leg day. Okay.

That's steroids. Okay. Give me a second here to sell this guy to you. Dating life, he's been looking for the locking eyes at the farmer's market type moment. So nothing's been happening too much there. Handicap's high, but he golfs a passable round. Family, he's the guy, if you bring him around to your friend's house at the holidays,

he's like fitting right in with everybody. You can take this guy anywhere. And then to drip, you can't play the music. So from what I gathered, him and his buddies, him and his buddies had a shorts company where they were like, it's not just shorts, get this. You can also get them wet. You can get a short.

That's a bathing suit? It was like. It's a bathing suit. The link is down now, it used to be up. They invented bathing suits. The commercial was like they were working out and then it was like, but wait, and then they jump in the lake.

Bathing suit. In the same shorts. Yeah, in the same shorts. Oh, you found it. Well this. In the same shorts. Yeah, in the same shorts. Oh, he found it. Well, this isn't the same commercial that I saw version of these guys. I hope they're okay with me. Oh, this is his thing.

But it's about the shorts. Doesn't look like he's skipping leg day. Yeah, he's doing leg day. So he's a video editor. Okay. On to the next. Now, he sent me a PDF. Okay, so I just copied and pasted the PDF.

He put a lot of thought into this His prized possession. I really want to see the drip get pitched on shark tank Like so it's shorts, but you can also swim in that that was the commercial Literally any pair of shorts that aren't cloths short, Yeah, are they at least like fast-drying or so? I don't know like if you try hard enough you can get Yeah, you get any short sweat. Yeah, I'd and dry the link was down now when I went to like go find it again I was like I'm shocked that one didn't work. Yeah Okay, so wait here back from shark a whole PowerPoint first off. Oh, look at this dad

Look at dad looks dad looks like I'd want to buy a 401k from him. There's some kind of Yeah, he's sitting in he's sitting open a newspaper being like honey. Have we thought about a retirement? I'm curious about the cropped photo of the beer in his hand. Look at the mitts on this guy Is that him or the no? That's the dad sorry I just I had a moment. That's a good-looking family. It's a mom is hot too. Yes Mom so that let that be a hint to you Mackenzie Actually zoom in on the mom. Actually zoom in. No! All the way in. Give me everything.

I hope their parents like it. I know. Poor mom. That's a hot ass mom. Holy shit. Oh, man. Is that a hot mom? Give me more mom.

Wow. Jesus Christ. Damn. He's smiling because he knows. Yeah. He's got a hot mom. He seems very close to this whole family still. They seem like they're divorced.

Oh, yeah. The mom's had hot daughter state. They seem like an awesome family. Holy shit. So he has a sister, it looks like? I believe so. OK. Very close to the whole fam.

Wow. All right, next. Get out of here, you perverts. This is his prized possession, Larry the Ceramic Bernice. OK. When is prized possession, Larry the Ceramic Bernice. Okay. When is prized possession? His mom? Mom.

The family. Mom. You can't run, right? You can't. It's all the collection of prizes. They couldn't get a dog because the mom had allergies, so whenever they'd go to his grandmother's house, him and his sister would pretend that this ceramic dog was their real dog. Oh, is his mom okay?

You should check on her. They ended up getting surprised with the real dog, but now he still has that it's like a fun memory for him I thought that was cute. My mom never let us gonna do either. Yeah, I thought that was All right, not as cute as the mom Plainfield Humane Society they adopted go back to skips over the mom really Oh My god Joy put these picture He's very very the mom is cute to it most dating shows a meet the family segment. I think we should probably do that. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think so.

I'm gonna leave with that one. Home towns is what they call it. Well, Naperville's not far away. Home towns. Okay, Larry the Ceramic Brinny's got that. He asked his friends what his talents were. Able to eat a tub of ice cream in 10 minutes, he knows what a capybara is,

and his arms are double-jointed. He can crack his neck without touching his head. He knows where North east and west are at all times most he taught himself how to throw lefty That story involves in men's league by throwing rogues collarbone So does he know how to throw left then maybe broke his collarbone I guess Say you can throw left and then break your collarbone and say I think he broke his No, he broke his collarbone and then learned how to throw left. Oh, yeah, he didn't break it from throwing lefty Oh, I thought he broke it from throwing lefty trying to throw lefty. Clearly a social guy. Okay next He lives with his

Oh He lives with his buddies from middle school they all live together. Yeah, like a funhouse. Yeah His joke was Mackenzie dating show with yak I thought this is an application for the second season of TLC's milk man or two. Well, it can be Audible not really well read but what is the of TLC's MILF Manor 2. Well, it can be. What is, uh... We can make it that real fast. I got a question. We have a new contestant. Not really well read, but what is the, um... the Oedipus complex? Yeah.

When you're attracted to your mom without realizing it? Yup. Sure. Don't do this. I think that's what's going on here with the MILF Manor talk! Hey, Joey, Oedipus... All he thinks about is MILFs. Oedipus, bro! Ever heard of him?

Hannah loved him. He's got's got milk on the brain How old is he I think he's 27 27 how many friends does he live with I don't know how many but They do dumb shit. He said their house is like an unruly fifth grade class I love that love that laugh hard at dumb shit push the envelope share joy Holy fifth grade class. Love that. Love that. Laugh hard at dumb shit. Push the envelope.

Share joy. Worst case, you let me walk out of that office. Best case, I'm the best future ex-husband you can ask. Wow. Okay. And a hot mother-in-law. Hot mother-in-law. Yeah, true.

Nikki Smokes loved this guy. Hannah loved him too. He's like a lovable golden retriever type guy. Okay. I'll say that. I'll ask one more time. How have we settled on Nikki Smokes and Hannah as the? I just thought like they're young, they're with it.

No, I think that was a good tester of, more so Hannah, but we can. Yeah, I think it's like when they do the Olympic figure skating, you throw out the lowest score. That's what we just do for Nikki Smokes every time. Exactly. Just throw out his score. Go with Hannah's.

Yeah, I can get that. I don't like them. They both liked them. That's good. So keep that in mind. Up next, I don't know, we have, ah, Dylan FNYC, okay. Oh, tiny boy. Five-eight.

I tried to get a spectrum of size here. Five-eight, 155, 25 years old. He's a sales guy, fintech. Dating, on and off, nothing crazy, family phenomenal. Here's why I picked him for you. That Instagram cornucopia post was like, this is the kind of stuff you actually post non-ironically. Like very basic fella.

Interesting. Like Nick's pumpkin but without the joke, okay. Got it. He's in that lineup, what do you notice about that lineup? What team are they? Notre Dame, yeah. If you click the next slide, this is why I picked him, why we picked him for you.

He's a Bills, Notre Dame, and are you Yankees? Yeah. He's Bills, Notre Dame Yankees. Whoa. Okay. That's all. A rare. Yeah, that might not be good.

Prize possession, a Jim Kelly signed football, Derek Jeter signed baseball, or his nana's Notre Dame artwork. Wow, he's hitting all the notes here. His talent is mental math, and again, I picked them, same teams. Oh, just math. Oh, he actually went to Notre Dame.

That's... Yeah. Anyone's eyes go to Nicky Smoke's note? Yeah. It says white. Yeah, yeah, Nicky Smoke just said white, and Hannah said now that's all I'm thinking. Oh, okay.

This guy is just... All right, keep going, Keith, sorry. Yeah, nope. Oh, he says I have brains? White and Hannah said now that's all Yeah, nope, oh he says I have brains he's mistaken yeah, so that's Notre Dame Dylan Read it read it. What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants. One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crust station. I'm into that. Yeah. It's good word play.

Is it a dirty bus station or a crusty bus station? Brandon? You'll have to ask him. I don't know. I think we really glossed over the cornucopia post. That's kind of a brand account. That's like something Target would post. He's posting that not in a funny way

He's just like happy Thanksgiving. I got this image from Google given. I dug Z that's from like 585 weeks ago, so maybe High school But I felt like it captured in a funny and an aura, but he's not trying to be Child Posted this but I felt like it captured in a funny and an aura, but he's not trying to be Child Was over ten years ago he was how many 52 weeks in a year yeah, okay, maybe I shouldn't have posted Here's an Instagram post from when he was 14 and a half. Not harmful, an Instagram post from 15. I'm sorry, Dylan, I could have done that.

But I thought it was cute. No, that was a pro for her, too. Yeah. He's kind. He's top 20. So, I, so, the initial list, I didn't pick him, but somebody else green-lighted him, and then when they were like, So I so the initial list I didn't pick him

But somebody else green lighted him and then when they were like it's cuz the team thing I was like yeah For a show yeah, I don't know Can we go back to his baby photo sure I don't know if we have one for him there was I think in there Maybe That's all right. That might not have been. Oh yeah, there he is. Oh, this is another reason why he might be good. I thought they had a beach house down there in Charleston or something like that.

His dad's side of the family, so you can get away to the beach in the summer. But anyway, and dad, good hair on the dad. Good brows. Almost looks like the beef. All right. Up next, or is that the four? That was three. OK, one more.

Oh, OK. Buffalo. By the way, just it was a tough act for Dylan's mom. Yeah. OK? We're all following. She's a very nice lady. Yeah.

Very nice lady. You don't want to have to take the stage stage. Yeah, she was on stage after Michael Jackson Yeah, and he's yeah He was in middle school. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was wait. He's 25 right now So he was 13 years old. Yeah, okay my bad Also a lot of dudes don't post a lot, so I didn't have a lot to work with. That was probably his most recent one. It was, so whatever.

This guy has one of the hottest things. I was like, oh my God, that's one of the hottest. For some reason, let me get through his stats first, and I'll tell you, 5'11", 190. Wait a goddamn minute. 32-year-old dog guy. That's such a pretty... What? Nothing, just keep going. Let me get through his stats first, and I'll tell you, 5'11", 190. Wait a goddamn minute. 32-year-old dog guy. That's such a pretty...

What? Nothing, just keep going. Okay, construction, oh no, what? Keep going. Okay, construction manager, engineer. This guy's an engineer, like, it seems like he's doing pretty well. Dating life, a couple talking stages,

and this is the thing that I thought was so hot. His dad was a golf course superintendent for 40 years, so I grew up on a golf course and chewed in 89 in work boots. I just pictured like an Adam Sandler, Tims kind of guy just crushing the fucking ball. What do you find hot? I thought that was so hot. A guy playing golf in work boots is hot?

A guy who can like roll up, who can like roll up to the hockey rink in moon boots and fucking score on Lemieux You know what I mean? Like that's what you get from that's what you got from that A little bit I understand yes, I get it older you're a hockey guy without you I if the guy could show up He'd probably be really clumsy if he's on moon boots, but but if he was good. I guess yeah, that would be very I got a question Would that make your pussy wet? Shoes are they? Does he have a leg tattoo or is that a bionic leg?

Hell that's if he's got a metal leg that's okay. That's a tattoo. That's his real leg, okay? Okay, drooping rose. Oh, it's like a fuck Is that a robot? Is that a flower using a flower as a speed back? Okay, yeah, not a hundred percent his shoes are not tied It's good points. Steven issues are not tied which is also hot. That's like just this guy doesn't give a fuck But he's an engineer And he seems pretty tough like he's coming from Buffalo, hard nosed city out there And he's got this shin tattoo

Like I don't have any, but I mean that's pretty It is That's pretty like, you gotta be tough for that one Kate, talk about his family real quick Family? He's an only child Let's see here Look at that He's an only child. Yeah

He's an only child his dad died three months after Brandon's drug deal and dad died Definitely a lot I thought that was hot as fuck He stops by his mom's at least twice a month calls her pretty much every day on his way home from work quick Call catch up, but he's like still Okay up next Prize possession his dad would give him tops baseball cards for Christmas each year He still has every season since 92 and the plastic wrap in the closet. He can touch his tongue to his nose Know what I mean, can you touch your tongue your nose Steven

Okay, that's a nope that's a nope, but I eat pussy like a fiend Come show us on oldie. Hey Kenzie, I'm Zach from Buffalo, go Bills. I think I'd be a great candidate because my breakfast diner banter is the perfect balance of relatable conversation and leave them alone. They're working. He's got a stable career. He travels. And then he had a joke about I was going to tell my mom I applied for this dating show if you don't shoot it a little. It was a joke about gaslighting. So yeah, Nicky Smoke said this guy's a douche and Hannah said a sweet boy. There's nothing douchey about this guy.

Interesting, yeah. Again, just throw it out. It's like the opposite. Whatever he says is. Yeah, you can't just douche the guy for nowhere What did he do down nowhere? It's probably based on like a photo or something. It's kind of aggressive though I don't need for the douche. Oh, he has a farm. That's what I had that to farm upstate Upstate New York Happy squad take cold in New York

Cold cold in New York. Yeah, I just love the thought of work boots on the golf course, something about it. It just got me going for it. Kate, you're trying to step in here. No, I just, I just wanted to know why he was picked. I liked him. I did too. Very likable guy.

Let's see Joey's mom again. Where are we? Yep. There she is. There she is, all right. All right, So what are we thinking? Yeah, Enzi? Um Yeah, they were all thinking the same yeah, I will say Joey was my top pick yeah, oh same Oh, I think it's pretty cool. Can you see oh, that's Yeah, it's between him and, I think, Buffalo.

So when you think about, like, a relationship and a future, do you see that with either of these guys, both of them, one of them? Yeah. I have no idea, honestly. I can't think of it. Joey did say best-case ex-husband. Yeah. Yeah, that is a weird thing to say.

Wait, no, did he say worst case or best case? No, worst case was you kick him off. Best case is ex-husband. Oh, best case is... We said great ex-husband. He divorced his ex. Great ex-husband. He said great ex-husband, though.

He did say great. He's already thinking about divorce. Yeah. It'd be great. Great co-parent. Oh, you gotta at least think about it. Yeah, gotta plan for the future. Yeah, that's true.

It'd be less divorce, more conscious, uncompleted, I think, with him. He seems like he'd be really great to be divorced from. Yeah. Would we get to keep the mom? Yeah. I think so. We'd have to. In the divorce?

I'll allow it. We'll fight for it. OK. Full custody of the mother. Does anyone else have any other thoughts about? I'm sure Kate does. I like the golf course I think The leg tattoo is a lot

It's not like concerning, but I don't know if that is my vibe But like I'm not gonna judge him based off. I think maybe one or a couple of them actually really want to date you and Maybe some might just want to be on the show. Uh-huh. Right. Do you know which ones? Well, what do you want? I don't know that I trusted Naperville Joey, to be honest.

Interesting. I was going to pick him, so now I don't know. Hold on. You could definitely pick him. In defense of Naperville Joey, he did create the bathing suit. True. Do you want to have to drip?

What if that's... He wants to come on the show and pitch the baby? Then yes, yes, would be worth it. Yeah, I'm fine with that. First question, Joey, how is this different than a bathing suit? Just want to see what he says to that. He does live in Chicago, too. Yeah. The others.

I don't remember where the first one lived. Charlotte V. The Whistler. You guys talking about the whistler. Yeah, wearing my buffalo sweatshirt today though. My gut is saying Joey. Okay. Hey, KB seems to go through. No, I think that would be really entertaining and he did you see his body? Kenzie, I just need to talk to you real quick. Okay. me and you're talking okay I you said this I said yesterday I feel like you're taking the taking the guys you think are the

best-looking I think these are not the baseball player and now you're taking the workout guy the baseball players body was not you take a baseball player to work I don't know if these are the best guys. I think these might be the highest potential. I was going to say, I didn't love the six, like the eight pack photo. That was weird. The highest potential of asshole was in the two guys you chose.

Are you looking for a boyfriend? Yeah. Are you just looking to mess around? You're looking to mess around. Yeah, to mess around. Yeah. Brandon's putting on his dad hat right now Are we are we doing this for the right reasons?

Because I want to worry about you. I'm not worried about them. Are we doing this? Yes a hundred percent okay a hundred percent right reason as long as you're okay with that. I'm not Let's make sure internally we're all okay with it, okay? Let's make sure internally we're all okay with it, okay? Okay, dad Points yeah, my dad said did say yesterday He's like obsessed with the Savannah bananas and my sister was sex to me. She's like, oh dad says No to the Savannah Savannah bananas guy because of the dance, right?

But it was too late body. He watched it later. We still have the wild card that KB can use at any time They'll have the card. I feel like I need Kate to do this. I mean No, I don't want to I'm just saying I can see how a buffalo got bad I can see how a lady would think that's like hot not me See how that's cool. I just that guy had like a cool style. He had like a See how that's cool. I just that guy had like a cool style. He had like a Like a no, I'm he like a fight over show me his tattoo. He isn't Fido Berg I want to see the tattoo like that kind of like fashion like funky rugged not rugged like a so That's not your vibe the tattoo if it was a different is it just that he has the tattoo or is it this particular no it's the particular tattoo yeah I don't like the lane is a little dangerous. Yeah, we're all standing. He's like a world traveler. I think he's like this guy

Goes on trips in his free time and that could be like Brazil or something Physical assets aside who is the most you who is the most your type I? Mean I can't see them. Based on personality, interests, humor. What about the Notre Dame kid? You don't like him, huh? He's out. Ugly mind.

I didn't mind him. Let's eliminate one. I would eliminate the Notre Dame. Okay. Nice guy. None of them had glaring red flags. It was the 13 year old Instagram post It was the Thanksgiving it was the Thanksgiving Sorry pal is six a six pack like borderline a turnoff almost yeah, I think so that's why I don't have one And a picture of it yeah, but that could be an older post who knows

Right I think we we someone just caught him someone just all my I was all I was just fucking Happen to be cinematic lighting Yeah, exactly. You know what I was about to say? Oh, yeah. What the camera? Oh, sure. Happened to be cinematic lighting. Yeah, I forgot about the Whistler, too. The Whistler. The Whistler. I wrote down an officiated sister's wedding. But basic and standard, I don't know if that's the vibe.

Sounds like we're going with Joey D. We're going with the hot guys. Yeah, you're going with the hot guys. That's fine. You want to say anything again? If we were just going to do hot guys, we're going to do just the hot guys. I don't know that we're in this for the right reasons. You want to see anything again? If we were just going to do hot guys, we'd just do hot guys. I don't know that we're in this for the right reasons.

How do you know hot guys aren't nice? I don't know why, because I know hot guys. Yeah, that's true. Me too. You're right. And I think we're looking over some damn good candidates. Then give your opinion. I have. What does Joey do for a living? Oh, he works at a body shop.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, the body shop. Oh, that's right Yeah, the button is a jimmer, but it's confusing cuz that the drip video failed and changes tires motorcycles in a gym I don't know if you noticed that I did Go back to his Back to his baby picture there. Yeah, let's see the baby picture again. There was motorbikes in the gym I want to see body. Yeah, that is an insane body There was motorbikes in the gym. I want to see body. Yeah, that is an insane body Like extremely hard to achieve yeah, that's a pack. That's like upgrade. That's a lot of There was motorcycles in here yeah

Wait for it. Oh, yeah, they are yeah Yeah, there's motorcycles in the gym, so I don't know this guy probably came up with the idea of body shop And that's what he called his gym put it like it had couple motorcycle the motorcycles in there Kenzie It's me again. Okay the deuce potential with this guy is off the chart Is he tanned there I really wanted to dislike this guy, and he's actually His dad seems cool None of none of these four seems like he was well fed as a child really stood out so I just I was picking based on like I

Don't like I just question with the beer in the hand. That's the dad though. That's a dad Yeah, that's a dad's hand. That's the dad's hand. I just want to show them. So you've got to think, his son might have big sausage fingers like that, too, right? Uh-huh. Right. I could be a good thing.

Could be a good thing. Could be a bad thing. Is it? Our sausage fingers in? I guess. I don't mind if they grip a stick. I haven't seen a lot of them. Grip a golf club.

It works. Yeah, Brandon, I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with them. Group of golf clubs. It works. Yeah, Brandon, I'm with you. This is for the show.

I just want you to be happy, that's all. Go with your heart, Mackenzie. I want you to be happy within reason. You're going after the shiniest objects and it's not a good idea. But none of these four were shiny enough. Like, I don't like I'm none of them had enough they didn't overshadow reason that I wouldn't pick the shiny one does that make sense I think it would be it would be better the

show yeah yeah you got to go with what you want to go with yeah we can't we're here to I do understand what Brandon's saying I don't think you do I think you're saying the right things in front of me right now, but you're not hearing what I'm saying. I help you. No, no, no, no. She's not hearing what I'm saying, and somebody's going to have to get through to her at some point.

Can I help you? Mackenzie, I think what Brandon's trying to say is he's not going to say, I told you so, but I just- That's fine. He told you so. That's fine. That's fine. When you get hurt, he'll be here for you. All this hard work to put you in this position.

He'll be here for you, but he won't say I told you so, but he'll be thinking it. Brandon, Brandon, don't let her... Brandon. Always. The father just wants the best for that. I know know I know He's literally only trying to be a good uncle like the best uncle yeah, I don't want my now He's lashing out and it's making me want to go against. I don't think he's mad. Yeah, that's true. You're pushing her away I want to bring the bad boy home. You can't have the bad boy now. She wants him even more

Come over for dinner Tuesday night We'll talk we'll have wouldn't you want your daughter dating a hot guy? No Man does it does chat have a preference so they all say oh, yeah What the hell? Oh man Does it does chat have a preference so they all saying oh, yeah guy Somebody in show is accusing these candidates of just being for Kate Kate just got the best candidates for her. Oh you mean the hot Boot wearing golfers. I will say

He's in his 30s, so he's stable. He's got money. He's an engineer, honey We should have we should have anonymously put the beef in here Alright so Joey D. It's Joey D. We just gotta go with that. Joey D. You gotta go with your gut. All right. I apologize to the other men.

No, that's... You all seem great. They're all lovely. They made it to... They went from 3,000 to 20. That is true. They should be proud of that. Yeah.

Based on Kate's preferences. All right, well, thank you. I'm just kidding. Kate's on so well. No, no. Like, everyone needs to be nice to her because she really didn't All right. Well, thank you. I'm just kidding. Kate's on so well. No, no. Everyone needs to be nice to her because she's really good.

No, no. Don't. And I appreciate her a lot. Thank you. All right. Well, Mackenzie, Monday we'll find four new ones. Thank you. Yeah.

I'm enjoying this. Yeah. Especially Joi Jee's mom. Can't wait. Hometowns. Gotta get her in here. Gotta get her in here. God. I hope Hometowns. Got to get her in here. Got to get her in here. God. I hope he's, I hope they're laughing.

Anzie, let's talk. Enjoying some. Oh, no. Yeah, Brandy. Talk to her, Brandy. Oh, man. Joey D was extremely likable. It seems like he wouldn't be.

Did he give you more that we didn't see? No, but I was able, because of the social media accounts, I could see all their socials and like, seems like a, like legitimately good guy. Does he have like a lot of like gym pictures? No, that was like the only one. Okay. Yeah. So, and the, the short sprain seems defunct maybe, I don't know.

Like it was an older thing, but I, seems like a very nice guy. All right, could be the right pick. Yeah. Oh, the stores are available. We gotta bring this back. Sold out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

Let me see these shorts. It says be back soon. Gone soon. Let me see these shorts. So these are, those look like... The gods. That's what it says on them This seems like bro. We have to start a brain. Yeah, yeah, like bro

Drip I mean like like they're posting the reposting Michael B. Jordan We just let her pick the worst one. I will let her pick the worst one. Lock in! It's not one of you stopped her! Let her do what she wants to do. Maybe this is one of his friends started this and he's a good friend. But there is no way they have one single thing in common. Is the video in here where they're like working out and then they all are like, wait we can jump at the lake.

Oh I want to see that one. I guess it's not here. I want to see this guy to God's anyway just know that I will be on the right side of history with this thing I'm with you we're just we just don't agree that we tell her that him that might be yeah I think that he's gonna break her heart Dude you seen this though. Did you see what I did? He was a clip He was just wearing he was wearing shorts, but in the lake. He's wearing them casual right here I wasn't wearing short. Yeah, these are just shorts. Yeah, Oh air pods not poor

Lock in lock in. Yep the Jackson comments and says lock in I Guess he agreed Yeah, you think they're just shorts. I think there's a way you can look at this and this is the funniest thing that's ever been created It's really good. Oh Well Oh, oh well, oh shit. This is the God. Oh Joey I'm so sorry Today wanted to see what you guys think get some initial gut reactions. I'll come on over here. What was your name?

May Don We should just have him come on and make a robot commercial. I don't Gotta be it just said he's Joey. Oh Joe What was he about to say to the pretty girls that he stumbled upon? Oh this music always begins to think and I mean we know She's the you know There's no world, but this is gonna work Here's a basic here's a basic guy who loves everything you love is interested in everything you're interested in it has no abs She's like Bill's guy was very handsome and like seems to be doing very well had cool

But we got the weatherman yesterday like she's throwing some keepers back in the yeah, I Like she's throwing some keepers back in the yeah I think it's best for us to come in her show. It's her show. Yeah should be our show but her show a Big Kyle Kyle you had to use your golden buzzer on Joey's mom Anyway, so I would have I would have Joey would have been in here anyway Yo, God, he's a nfc can go in some sort so I think Oh my god! He's a good boy! He is not! There is no world! Every box!

Probably nothing! His social media seems ready! How is it to God crew? Oh! Locked in! Locked in! Join our meme coin trading chat! Create a custom to the right, look at that! Ladies out there, I'll help you try to find better men than this! in join our meme coin trading chat.

Ladies out there, I'll help you try to find better men than this. He did to God NFT. So he's just gonna... Oh this might be a different brand. Oh it could be. Oh this might be why Joey D had to take down his copyright. Oh someone already had to God imagine coming up with two gods and then finding out it's an FNM and I know oh

okay never kill yourself wait wait go back really motivated with the lock emoji oh my god oh my god I need this shirt. What's the What's to the right you got a baby's veil rideable many lives he's never kyst Made in LA. How did you put him on the list? Who was worse than this guy? I like a love to this guy A pill there were three thousand guys This guy never kill your word there were three thousand guys This guy never killed her with me there were three thousand men who submitted Made the top one percent

Sure, that's the do she sure that's ever been created ever a vape a pill and a crypto and it says the god is it saying don't kill yourself because there are vapes and yes I think so that's a pill life is better vapes and oh I it may be a joke I think life is so good all you need is pills vapes and crypto I mean that's his only play is we get him in here and he's just like all this is a joke He's like my friends, and I thought it would be funny if we we created these characters Dushy guys ever yeah, that's his only a mom's real. She's hot But everything else is joke. What is it? Oh my god?

to go Kate Brandon has never been more right in his entire life. This is like the Chad He was win for Brandon bills. Oh, so all right, so this is different is separate than then Joe This is his partner go to his Twitter Frankie D. God's Is this guy still is this older this is like this guy's crushing it as of recent he's crushing oh my god this is his partner you're saying he's a massive person in the crypto space so I think this is different than Joey successful four hundred fifteen thousand followers how do we think this is

partners about Dave because he has the brand yeah you don't think Joey just came up with that brand and or differently how did you get to that to do I don't know how do you know he's a drip oh wait he not like a god did drip and then it's did he is he a follower of the god he's probably the money behind it no did drip is the swimsuit line of the god but this they say to God again on the kids very first picture and video was him working out in a gym full of motorcycles and that didn't ring douche alarms body shop no because the rest of his stuff was so like cute youts what's youts he's like going to Cubs games with his dad and like he's working at a restaurant.

Very good. Good gods. Well, he's our guy now. When you meet him, you're going to love him. All right. If he makes it. Kate, you haven't met him. Did dream.

I know, but it just seems like a dream. Now, this is legitness. Oh, my gosh What did Nicky I need that never wait what did Nicky smokes grade him the dog dog We just did all this research right in front of us All caps is everything Nicky smokes I I. Hannah, I think this... Hannah moving forward, we got to take this into account. Hannah said love him, and Hannah dated Nikki smokes.

No. No. Wrong. Hannah didn't? No. Oh, different Hannah. That's the other one? No. That's the other one? That's the other one. I thought they were all the same person.

That's what, I mean, women want him. I like him. Got to take a chance. I liked him. And I didn't want to. Hannah gotta take a chance I liked him and I didn't I and as the curly hair blonde look yeah, yeah, you got it it's This isn't going like I thought it would Because she's not in she's those guy was a fucking catch We have a golden bullet I get her point on that one the good-looking weatherman

Weathermen are like high upkeep high maintenance. I think what they're getting like $300 haircuts every week job security I think I took a picture of his body and I Don't think you guys know I told I Think women are too involved with this dating show. Yeah Should have been us. Mm-hmm. We should have done the heart all the children hours and hours and hours and hours of work And I would have to yeah, I would have as well. Yeah, if tasks with it. I know where my laptop is. Yeah Good point. That's a good point. All right. All right, let's do we we have a gauntlet today ghost Let's do, we have a gauntlet today, Ghost. I'm gonna crack open a Ghost right now.

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Are you want to spin the wheel to see who has to do the gauntlet today? Cody's goalie. Cody's goalie. Why? He just called his own number. Now, this is a guy I wouldn't mind if he dislocated his shoulder. Oh yeah. It would be a like should have been you. Should have been you. I think yeah, I think he just pulled himself off the bench. Yeah, he did put himself in. Has he ran it yet? Yeah, he ran it on Friday, right?

Spiders never run it. He told me. What? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Spider! Oh, yeah. Tell spider. Oh, no, is he at the game? No, he was here this morning.

He's here. They're back. Is spider here? Oh, they're all back already? Brandon, can you find spider? Should have. I think it was 11 o'clock game. Oh. I think it was early o'clock game. Oh. I think it was early bird.

Oh, it was just right here? Where was the game? Spider's never done the gauntlet. It was UIC versus Indiana State. Get in there. Oh, I, for some reason, I thought that was a gauntlet. Spider. Or he goes by Arachnid now, right?

Oh, yeah, that's right. But Nick said... A-rack. A-rack. A-rack. It's A-rack? Yeah, his nickname's Spider. Or Arachnid. Arachnid. the next set? A-Rack. A-Rack. A-Rack. It's A-Rack? Yeah, his nickname's Spider-Man.

Or Arachnid. Arachnid. Oh, I like A-Rack. I like that. I like it. A-Rack is good. Way better. By the way, when Oldie did his gauntlet yesterday, he thought he had to get every single trivia

question right. So he thought he was going to be stuck here forever. Yeah, because I remember it was like you needed 10 out of like 30 questions or whatever. Not realizing when I seen the 12 questions, I was like, Oh my gosh. And I started reading all these signs. And I'm like, I'm not gonna get 12 right. And then there was more panicking. Yeah, and there was more options. Yeah. And there was no oxygen going into my brain. I

was asked after that. That's happened to a lot of people. It gets everybody. Those 12 ice three throw shots from the first was not a good start. No. Even the cornhole out of the gate. And I'm great at that game. Because back in Canada, we play wash shoes, no problem. Yeah.

You were good at the football, though, and a lot of people really get stuck on the football for a long time. So you nailed that part. Multi-sport guy. What about the unorthodox coming there, the David Beckham? The lefty, yeah. Yep. I asked on the thing. I was like, is he a lefty? I think I first time I've ever kicked the ball left Wow Oh, and then I just went it and then I just went in and threw him off right hand foot top corner Boom, where the peanut butter is? Yeah

Yeah Well as a former goalie, I guess you would know the holes. Yeah, you know I hated the five hole, that's for sure. But you got to go upstairs where the corner counts, right? Nice holes. All right, Spider, you ready? Let him sip a ghost before he starts. Oh, let's take a sip of a ghost. I got one cracked here.

I did a two swigger. Beautiful. Good grip on it, too. It won't slide out of your hand. Fuel up. Yep. Yeah, it's all yours. All new.

Look at those, all dressed. Unbelievable, right? Great chip, great chip. All right. Alright. Oh, Spide, you gotta be... Green line, green line. No, in front of you. There's a tape. There's a tape. Yeah, yeah.

Alright, ready, Spider? Here we go. Three, two, one, go! Alright, come on, Spider. Let's go, Spider. There it is. There it is. Spider, here we go. Three, two, one, go. All right, come on Spider. Let's go Spider.

There it is, there it is. Boom. Hit Cody right in the face. I can't believe he called his own number. That's deep. Oh, now he's smiling like he knows the show. Yeah. Look at his ass, Spider.

Oh, there we go. Boom, right in his face. Now he's smiling like he knows the show. Yeah Spiders the guy in the office of everyone There it is spider. Oh Carter right out of the park Got a lock in here Lock it isaisical. Oh. Nice. There it is, Spider. He's doing great.

He's killing it. Does Spider ever play Friday ball? He does. There we go. Oh, he's racking his own balls, too. Yeah, he's doing a good job. Yeah, come on. Get in job He put playable characters in Super Mario Raiders bucks Messy we got a twofer there Ronaldo

Vermont New Hampshire Colorado Bernaldo Vermont New Hampshire Colorado Go spider Mario car characters Luigi Bowser Mario while Luigi Oh, baby That's gotta be top three that was incredible ghost warheads that was in you Damn oh we gotta go pages. He's on the first. Wow third Spider Wow Wow you ripped that sporkle too. That was awesome. Wow, where's his parking spot?

He's gotta be in top ten, right? Yeah. He has to be now if he moved into top three gauntlet. Yeah. Holy shit. What a legend. That was incredible. Wow!

And it didn't even seem like he was like Russian or anything. He was very casual. Beautiful. He even took all the three balls down with him. That was an incredible run. Spider. That's A-Rack. That's the new Spider.

That's A-Rack showing up. Yeah, A-Rack. You're right. That was A-Rack. Wow. Cody could try good effort. That was huge. Spider's probably the one guy who I would like be cool if

he beat me I would be like fuck yes yeah definitely that was awesome even what could even the football he's on the football like first row he would have he would have had the record he's done it before right what was no that was that was first time ever yes you know like Wow, even got right in Cody's face, and he said what's up basically to him? Oh Oh, he did he told me yesterday didn't he she walked three minutes off of his time Yeah, did I beat him for something over a year 20 that was 500 weeks ago, wasn't it? 500 need to pull the tape. I'm 182 weeks ago? I could see Spider just every night grinding. He's been grinding.

Speedrunning Sporacle. TJ, can we show the picture now? Yeah, sure. Alright, so, chat, this is what we were talking about for the first 20 minutes of the show. Which one you want, the boat or the... I think the one from last night. The first one. Brandon!

He just leaves. I would say if you're at an office right now watching and there's a risk that your boss walks past, this would be a bad time to have your boss walk past. Yeah, put a screen dimmer on it, like those shade things. I've never seen anything like it. I think you guys agree? Never.

We're showing the picture, Brandon. One sec, Brady. We got to get something to talk about. I like that. You never know know right? No, I usually know. Alright, what's up? Okay.

Let's see it. Like you're going to do the yacht from far out. Oh my god! It makes no sense! It makes no sense. It makes no sense. No part of what you're seeing are his testicles. None of that.

Zero percent testicle. The balls are up in the pant. It's like a goalie jock. It's like a boomerang. I don't know what it is! Oh my god. Webbed feet. It's so shocking.

Like the thing you put under planes to keep them parked? And those are not testicles, just so everyone knows, those are side pouches. It's hard to look, but you can't look away. Why do you have a line there? Defined lines. They match up perfectly though. Very symmetrical. Yeah, it looks like you got a vagina transplant. Like artisan crap. Like a butterfly is about

to emerge from it. Like do I need to do more? I think I just need to tone it down. Less leg workouts maybe. Did you lose weight? No, I'm like big cat right now. I'm pretty heavy. Sometimes when you lose weight, you get some pouches here in there. Oh right there's little hangers Yeah, I know that's we were convinced. We're looking at his testicles until he showed us that it was a side pouch Yeah, by showing us a specific side Oh, we're so back. Oh look at that Guys back out now back out now

Lock the fuck in Lock the fuck in Brandon. Oh, yeah, he is coming lock the fuck in oh wow oh Yes, they're live always minutes ago. Oh What? We saved a drip. Oh, we saved a drip. Oh, fuck yes. I don't know, despite all this, I still think he's really interested in winning McKinsey's heart.

I really think he's a good candidate. There was no ulterior motives, you're right. No ulterior motives whatsoever. I'm telling you, if he makes it to the end, you're going to love this. He ain't making it till the end. Look at those shorts. Only $13 dollars too. That's a great deal I wish that video that I saw was still around. Oh my god

I try I try to stand in front of the The oncoming traffic it just rolls right by you did you don't only did it once you did it twice Actually three times when you walked out to try to help her. You have to let her put her hand on the stove, Brandon. That's what I think. It's hot guys. It's hot. Let her let her touch it. Kate, you're going to touch it too. It is hot. He's going to win you guys over so fast. This guy's very likable. I hate to say it. It kills me to say it. But why?

What did he do that was likable to you? There's an aura about him. What evidence do you have that we don't have? We have a lot of evidence that he's unlikable. He, like, hangs out with his family a lot. This is, you guys are picking up, he's Italian, I think. Not that that's a bad thing. I'm just saying. I feel like there's, like, a young Italian, like, look at Nicky Smokes, like, that's, like, yeah. Yes, look at Nicky Smokes.

Okay, all right. He is is he seems humble on his post he calls his brand the god she's gonna be okay these guys are fun he can take her for a motorbike ride this is unbelievable after a good after like a good ab workout and say hey Perfect first date ab workout motorcycle ride I got a never said that before Social post from That's a perfect we got to put that out there we gotta get that the store That's we gotta put that out there. We gotta get that the store Mom big chuck a little John and all these Yes, I found

Those available Is by the way spamming you have to show the article. Find it, find it, find it. No, no, if it's bad, don't show it, because I don't wanna like. That shirt, by the way, is so, like that's the show. If it's bad, show it. If he, TJ, if he murdered somebody, that's not. TJ, we saw the article with the girl who got hit by the tree who knew Ben Nana.

We can deal with a bad article. That was sad. Was sad, Was sad. I just say... I say we stop poking around there. Why don't you read it, T.J., and let us know? Or Kyle's reading it. I'm trying to find it.

I don't even know what to search. I searched the Drip, the Gods, Joey article. I don't know how intertwined he is with the guys, with the Gods. He could just be being a good friend. It might not be his brainchild. I don't know how intertwined he is with the guys, with the gods. He could just be being a good friend. It might not be his brainchild, I don't know. They're guys from Naperville who fucking grind.

And their house does sound sweet. Yeah. Uh-oh. It doesn't sound like you're good at it. I think I might have found the article. Oh. I think I might have found the article Okay, Mackenzie get back in here Yeah, where you guys see that's disorderly

How are you seeing it Executive decision the bills guy back in I'm gonna have anxiety cuz I'm trying to like ruin anybody's no we're not gonna show the article We're gonna just leave it at that. We're just gonna get a new guy Yeah, I think the bills guys would be he would to be he was next on what on the list right like he was second He was a fun guy Yeah, it's like if you made a big mistake not ruin anyone's life no cancellations. We're just gonna move on to the next guy That's okay

We're not saying anything we don't need we're not saying yeah I think we just go to the default situation on that right next and next and next next in line Yeah, Mackenzie the bill's guy is going to be coming in yes We'll talk off air. We'll talk off air, but yeah, it's just you know it's the bills guy now, okay great Okay, awesome you guys really? That was the easiest transition ever you buffalo to buffalo easy That guy the shin tat is so sick throw yourself some okay. Do not beat yourself Never kill yourself

You got Chuck a little John to live for All right spin the wheel TJ good catch by the chat I guess thank you chat. Absolutely huge huge. That was a huge save You that was bigger than bidding can save last night. That was a job chat Great job, chat All right, we'll see everyone Monday oldie thank you so much. Thank you guys. It's great to have you here We'll see everyone on Monday. There you go. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee swap. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Sneaky Friday Banger folks. That was a close one. Good catch by the chat.

Good job. Alright, love you guys. Stay safe. See you Monday. Love ya. Bye.