The Yak - Brandon Thinks About Animals During His Love Sessions | The Yak 9-12-24

Episode Date: September 12, 2024

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Thank you. Best year of y'all's life? No, not close. I used to live in Los Angeles by the beach. I used to rub elbows with celebrities. Now I do a show with Brian Walker, but it's a good year. Yeah. It was a good year. It was definitely good year.

Yeah. I know Kyle and Nick you didn't have time to come by today We didn't get the invite we have yeah We have episode 250 on Tuesday No, and I always think it's the coolest thing to celebrate one year's here by the way You did get the invite I said oh did I said thi Thursday one come by and work but not come to the dinner? What that was just, hmm, I'm in trouble. Yeah, I didn't get either. Yeah. Right, of course, Kate, you didn't get the invite. I think I've been on fifth most episodes. I accidentally walked in there once when they were recording so.

No, I was working on a video upstairs. Were you? Yeah. You've been working on that video for a while? Is the same video. Monkey boy? Yeah. But you're working the monkey boy. No, but happy one year boys. I like those jerseys. This is sweet. They are.

Yeah. Thurne say on the Barstool Sports Store right now. Wait, you can get those at home? Yeah. Yeah, you can pay money and get tha. That's a us fall. Let's test that. All right, so he's walking along.

Oh, hey Titus. Yep, great. Pretty good fall shirt. Mm-hmm. Did you fall a little harder than you wanted to? Good thing you didn take the mark. I thought Brandon was going to do with your shin. What?

Remember your shen was body? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He healed up pretty quick, which makes me think it was some sort of preserve. You know what we didn't talk about? How many pubs are actually on the gym floor? Disgusting amount, disgusting amount. It's a gross, gross floor. I think I have, I'm going to make a request a page. I need one of those long basketball mops. And I just want to mop the floor every single day. Oh, while you walk. Yeah, because I'm going to be walking anyway. So, uh, that can keep it relatively pubs.

So, uh, that can keep it relatively pube free. Not a're all pubs. I guess they might not all be pubs. Some of them were. Some of them definitely were. It's like there should be none. Still a surprising amount of hair. I think pubs. Pubes fall out naturally, no? Like look at every urinal. There's some in the urinal.

I think with people wearing shorts and boxers, so the floor's probably been storage. Don't you think? So not as many now. They upkeep that better than this. But after a basketball game? Yeah, after a basketball game, after an NBA, your standard NBA game. Okay.

I think they wear compression shorts. Yeah, that's hard for a people. You don't have to the body Yeah, and I guess a referee's pubs aren't getting all the way they probably have like they are well manicured men Yeah, probably Probably I imagine so you don't think some of the Europeans are awful Bush. They are bushy. Yeah, I'm talking a lot of people on the court during a basketball game The refs the refs the refs I mean time outs There's all kind of people the t-shirt gun guy who knows if he's dropping pubs. Okay Yeah, I didn't think about tee shirt guy. He has to be pew. We glossed over finding your pub to go into the Dave stuff, rightfully so. Yeah. But that was the longest pube I've ever seen, no joke. I told you. You weren't lying. The boy had a lion's main of

pubs. Your wife's headbut an abrillow pad once a year. No, no she's not. I thought it was a birthday.thing. Yeah, apparently my birthday is a leap year thing. It's a rare celebration every four years? Yeah, it's basically the Olympics. So what's up boys? Girls? Gow? You play dumb when, never mind. Well do I play dumb what? When there's like hair in the shower? No, no, no, like no, I don't want to do this I don't want to prime to your personal sex life. Okay. All right. Speaking of. When you know she's like working her way down are you like, what are you doing? But you know? She uses them to get down this. Oh yeah, she repels. She climbs down like Rapunzel. That'd be cool.

Uh, no, no. I'd. Hand up. I didn't know all grown men groomed like that. I thought it was a young man's game. I think, yeah, if you're actively sleeping with a woman that you respect, like I think that's just a base level courtesy. Really? Yeah, I mean, if she's... Does it improve things for the woman? You don't have to stay on top of it that? I think I think a mature man is a Velcro man. I want to talk about my pubs for a second, but I know you guys don't want me to talk about my pub. Yeah, exactly right.

I promise I'd kill myself. And there's Vaugn Jovi's there to stop me. I just had the longest stretch I've had without doing finally ended it a couple weeks ago, but like the longest trutch I've had without doing nothing to it, because I was out of commission for quite some time. Yeah, you're back, yeah. And then, while pregnant you can't reach, and then... And that baby came out, it probably felt a whale's mouth of all the baleen. That baby came out buffed. Trill!

Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, feel free to not elaborate. No, you know what? This is equal. Kate has to hear us talk about shit and come and dicks. But have you seen like the, probably not, but shit and common dicks. But have you seen like the probably not but like it's called like have you seen people talking about eyebrow blindness and like bald spot blindness like there's certain

things about yourself that you kind of go blind to after a while because you see yourself every day and I think I kind of after a while like went to it and was just living life like realizing and then yeah sometimes you get in the wrong lighting or the wrong mirror and you turn, you're like, oh my God. And I had that moment like two weeks ago and I came into work late. I was like, we're gonna set up a shop. And really?

Oh no, yeah, you gotta really. I think there's a market for that. I think like older Gen X dudes who worked in construction? Yeah. Some people were into that. I'm just saying sometimes you lose track, and then, and then afterwards, you feel like, I wanted to ride my bike to work with both feet up on the. And just be like, everybody look, I can't believe it. Yeah, you got that urge. Yeah, you know how it is. I wish, I w wish I wasn't born. Your video with the B was very funny. Oh my God, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I did you guys talk about that? I missed it. What it were the whole thing, like the Shannon thing? We got hacked this morning. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, I'm winded it. I'm I'm about to give you that old razzle dazzle. Oh yeah, jazz hand, um, jazz my testies. I'm jazzy and your balls. Do you like it? Oh, I like it. Grab it? The can opener?

Yeah, open a can. Oh, yeah, I'm going to cry. You guys I think are actually fucking. They're so different babies. They're so funny. A lot more. No, yeah, it's before. That's 40 baseball. That really innovated the game. I can't want to more fans than normal. It's all you can eat over there. It's really clever.

They're so clever. It's all. Okay, I'm going to do it. So I had his safe word be Savannah bananas and then we go on talking about and like I had to cut off like I thought it would be funny if we went for five more minutes. Oh my god. Oh, you did. Please drop the extended cut. There's a long extended cut.

There's, we go whole family was there. Oh yeah, yeah. I'll make sure they see it. Okay, thank you. Thanks, Kyle. And they're old enough. Yeah. So wait, so he admitted, Shannon,

Shannon admitted that he was not hacked. Yeah, I don't then he said on it, he was like, what's the scandal here that I was... There is no scandal. I was fucking... A grown man having sex with it. And so he leaned into it. Yeah, I said she needs an ice pack. Yeah. Do you guys think that was honestly unintentional?

No. No, like, it was completely intentional. How on earth do you accidentally go a lot? Go like how does it and the fact that you don't see anything like if you go live You're probably gonna catch glimpses like there was no nudity right it was just all sound Yeah, it was set up to perfectly exactly Well, do you all ever have a fear that after you've done something it doesn't have to be that just anything Siri heard you say the name? Every time. It's not often. You guys ever send a screenshot of talking shit to somebody? Never. Yeah, I haven't either.

I'm not a screenshot. Possibly be a screenshot of talking shit. Like, you're somebody sends you a text that's fucked up, and you accidentally send it right back to him? never been super damning it's more like can I have this person's contact info and then I'll like screenshot it. Oh yeah something like that. That's but I understand how that would happen. I've had it happened to me. That would be I've had people delete texts because it lets you know and I'm like what could have that? That's worse than just seeing it because I imagine something way worse. I had someone texting their partner. And I was like, that's okay, I get it.

I understand, that's fair. I had an agent cancel an interview with a wrestler the other day, canceled, he texted me and canceled it. And then he texted me about 15 minutes later and said, talked to Brandon, he was super cool about it. I was like, wow, that was on purpose. Yeah. He made me feel good as hell. Are you a, is your agent? No, no, no, it was the wrestler's agent. Oh, okay. It was a wrestler that was gonna come on the show today and then couldn't do it. So he did tell me I was super cool. That's a good move. I'm going to start doing that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. After you, like 10 minutes after you give somebody, not

even bad news, but slightly not great news, then you circle back and tell them how cool they they were about it? Yeah. That's my wife. That's so cool about that's a- That's a- That's a- I have her seats. That's a free game. And then I- Pretty corny, but she married me, so. No, that's still worked. That's good game. Yeah, that's good game.

So was Shannon, you think he was trying to prove that about six months ago, right? Where there was a kind of a Shannon in his case? I saw like, what's up, Titus? What? I just got a text from, Nick, you fucking idiot. You texted me that. What? Yeah, Dick said, yeah, I've got drinks of Titus before he's the fucking man. I highly recommend it. I was so embarrassing.

So embarrassing. That will work. Yeah, appreciate that. Yeah, so he had that thing six months ago where it was like, Shannon is gay and stuff like that and there were all this, right? There was that stuff? He had like the, like a real zesty walkout and a full sweatshirt. Out of a car, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I saw it. He was doing that.

He was real. He was real and he had a do you have a fanny pack, but he was wearing it over his chest or something? It was something like that. Yeah, and and he had that moment, but I guess I saw like a celebrity tea entertainment lawyer blind about him having a boyfriend. Wow. I listened to a snippet of the fucking and the thing. Maybe it's just a me thing. It's not always that sound over and over, right? Was that performative? That seemed, yeah. To, uh... I haven't heard a bit of melodic. TJ played it yesterday.

I think having heterosexual sex on insta is almost gay. Gayer than just being gay. Yeah, let's have sex on Insta. Put it on Insta live. That, that's weird. Yeah, it is. Yeah, if he did, if it is a work, it worked. Like, 300,000 people were watching at one point last night. You see Art Truth in the comments. Yeah, our truth spam in the comment. Yeah, he was, he was giving play by play. Our truth should be more famous than he is. He's fucking hilarious. What's he up to?

He's still kicking around. He's doing good. He's still kicking around W.E. Just, you know? Oh, really? Yeah. But he's like 50 now. He's just very fucking funny.

Hang up the phone. They both out of it. T.J. didn't play it on here. Yeah, I think he did. Yesterday? T.J. I heard those Moans. I think so. Yeah, he played it.

Maybe it was European? Did you joke? Were you cubing? Oh, I don't know. I mean, yesterday after like the 1230 mark, we went from Dave's spit cup to Kyle's ass tennis balls to my pubs. I don't remember it either. I must, we, I must, we did.

Yeah, I remember moans. Yeah, yeah, you, yeah. There were moans? I'll never forget a moan. Yeah. We don't, moans aren't frequent on the yak. Nick, theymo it was the funniest prank ever. And that started off. Oh yeah, he had a huge plans for pranks. Yes. And there was porn under the seat and then smash Brandon, that would have ruined your life.

Yeah. It would have been funny. I would have laughed. Yeah, yeah. He was the maddest I've seen a man in a long time when I simply took the pie he had left over and put it back in his face. Yeah, I was fucked up. He acted like I was the worst person imaginable.

Yeah. Still ruined a pair of Jordans that day. Haven't gotten the chocolate off of your headphones. You still have it on those headphones. These headphones still have chocolate on? Yes, right there. I can't. I'm there on my ears. You can't see your ears, you know. I'm surprised you can't. Doosies. Fair play. Yeah you got you win this time. Uh, Che. Wait. Wait. Later. T. Yeah, you got you win this time uh Jay Wait Later the caramel revealing Twitter masturbator is doing the corn shit challenge He's doing the corn shit challenge

That's gonna be busy That is what you are, Chez. Yeah. I'm not trying a lot of stuff. So update. Are you constipated? Oh, I thought that was shit. God, almighty. What is that?

So, don't add brown. Don't add brown to the corn. That's a garlic chili crisp. That's counterproductive. That's when it's to add brown to shit. That's other food. So no that's a that's a topping that's a sauce that comes in. That's not a sauces. Automatic flushers, very bad for this experiment. So I got a picture of it, but it's halfway going down. Okay, is it a lot of action shot? I opt it. Wait, wait, wait, it's halfway going down?

Halfway going down like being flushed. It's an actual live photo? Oh, I don't know. Is it blurry? Show me it. Also, Chey tweeted this this morning as if he's not the only person in the world that knows the answer. Yeah, literally nobody would know better if it's going. Are you constipated? Uh, I was. And then got one out this morning. The result, do you want to send the phone. I don't want the phone. There needs to be a shit group. I don't want to be in this. It's not all corn. It is gross. Kate after what you talked about, I'm opting to the the the theytea. I'll see. I'll see the Yacht. There's no corn. But it is a consistency I've never seen of.

Oh yeah, send it to the, who do we want in the group? I hope Che accidentally sends this to his fantasy let's add somebody up, a big tea. Should we spin a wheel to see? Yeah, let's go full employee wheel. Add three. God, they're right. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's good.

Um, yeah. Yeah, we have to do this. I'm fully out, yeah. You're fully out. I was never in on this idea at all. I just... Ah. So this kind of, this does suck.

Like, it wasn't bad for a day and a half, but like this morning waking up is like, I got a fucking more corn today. So, wait, were you, were you like, were you like standing up and then you were like, oh my god, the toilet's flushing, you had to grab your phone real quick? No, so I was on the ready. I was just gonna take it as, but then when I'm taking the picture, it starts flushing, I'm like, oh God. Oh God.

Oh God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah, this is so fucked up. Shout out Langone, Joey Langone, something is this morning. Some dude on Instagram just like tweeted out, hey like should I do this? And I'm already two days in. Yeah, wait. Somebody's using it as their own content? Yes. Wait, he's gonna do the challenge? He like posted on Instagram. Let him do it because he's probably going to do it, right? So, I mean, I pooped right before the show last week, and the first thing I was corn, and all I've eaten is just corn since then.

So this is a full corn turd. And there is shockingly little corn that is possible. Let's take a look at it. We need to know who the other person is. Oh yeah, you're right corn, I think. I hate fake conversations with your child. Corn would my hope. What is that? Oh, this is the guy who did it?

The dad father. The whole piece of corn my poop. That will happen sometimes. You didn't need the me, say nothing, the son, say nothing. Yeah. That format, that's a little icky. Me, son. Me, nothing, son, nothing, me, nothing again. Wait, son, still nothing. Hold on, his name is the dad father. I don't like that guy immediately. I thought you meant like a yack listener.

No. This isn't a random game. Oh, he tried it already. Made it three days of just ears of corn. For the towar, other food when I finally pooped it was pure yellow and no kernels this is all stupid pure yellow why are we doing this I don't know let me let me know who the other person I think I don't think I don't think I don't think I don't think we can randomly send a person the office a picture of shit. It depends on who. Some dudes, Big T for sure. He's fine, right?

Big Tee was mad when we sent him, Hank's giant dog dick. That's true. Oh, he was furious. Yeah, he threatened to press charges. A Nicky smokes then? Smokes is fine. Yeah.

It's OK. It has to be people that have people. have done fireable things so we can like yeah well listen I I don't like bringing this guy into content but sending it to mince and then asking him to describe it isn't a nothing where is he's right back there I'm gonna send it to him right now and then just be like oh fuck wrong mince yeah that plays. He's gonna do like the multiple head shake. Yeah and that he's I think he's gonna have a goofy look on his. He's gonna find a camera.

He might not know. There's a debate should I send it to Minst just himself or in the group? Mince just himself I don't want. Okay. And then it's. All right, setting his own tissue right now, setting to mince. You are too. Oh no, I'm afraid to open this. Overstimulate. I'll be goddamn. I don't want to open it.

Tate move. All right, just sent to mince. Tate, Doc. Doc, Doc. He's going to stand. Doc. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Duck. He's gonna stand. Doc. No, no, no! There. Yeah, good.

Stay there. Stay there. Hold. It would be so funny if you just pukes. Mincy's not checking his text. He's like scrolling. Yeah, he's deep in something. I think he's Google. He's on the eighth O of Google with Mincy bar stool. Why didn't that put him in focus? Oh Jay yucked I can't. That was a bad idea.

This is a this is a is a yeah is that is that yellow portion is that piss or is that piss or corn? Oh good question. What is good question what is it's I'm he made the same face as burn it he made the same face as Bernstein. He just responded, what the heck? Sorry, wrong, Minz. Yeah, perfect. Right back to, right back to, right back to you. Right back to whatever he's doing. That wasn't a big detour. Just be like my Gastro's name is also Mince.

Uh, Che, yeah, this is this is really disappointing. So it looks like a light, light brown piece of coral, surrounded by a dark yellow fluid that fades to paler. And this is, this is a, this is troops without a leader, Kyle. There's no kernels. No corny, no curle. But the consistency is, it's narly. There's no shape. No, it's narly. There's no shape. There's no shape. No, it's like there's no shell.

Did you say what the yellow part is? Is it piss or not? Uh, if I'm being honest, I don't remember, I mean, I mean, I think it's piss. Yeah, it's like piss. Okay. All right. Branda, you feel left. I'm ready to move on. I'm ready to move on. I'm ready to move on. This is a gross show. We're done. This is awful. It's disgusting. What else? You got is Malicek here? Malicek is down to do a dating show. He text me about it last night.

Yeah, it's approved. But he wants to build a Google Doc submission sheet. I can bet the people. Based on what he wants to see out of these late he's asking the questions that he wants to ask yes I went through my DMs like 30 minutes ago there's some liquors in there that are very interested in Jake what do you mean by their women describe some I guess uh... Describe somethe best looker you saw. There was one like very, very good looking girl.

Looks totally normal. I didn't watch any of her like content. It was someone, um, uh, on a non-twitter platform, but it was perfectly like, looked like a very good candidate. Other, someone sent me a picture. Did you zoom on any of their photos, Jay? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.

Yep. Actually, Brandon, one asked me to send it to you. It was just a camera roll of like boob shots of her. And so promise you agree to send this to Brandon. I guess you can't send that to me. You have to look at shit first. You have to pay the shit to... Oh wait we should do a dating show where you and Malisek are together. He finds a girlfriend you find somebody to cheat on

your wife with. Me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of paused that. I still think I'll cheat on her about the end of the year. I just been trying to work on myself first because I want the I want the cheater to get something good out of it. I want her to get the best version. Yeah, I don't want to shortchange the cheater. Although I'm the cheat I don't want to shortchange her. Yeah. Yeah and plus can you imagine if you're my wife getting cheated on by a fat guy? Yeah, yeah know well he had to make something of himself first. Yeah and it would hurt worst for her to like your wife to lose a real good looking man. Yeah well I don't want to get divorced. Yeah I didn't say I want to get divorced. I don't want to cheat that's fine. Is she cool with this joke? I don't she doesn't watch. However, Tommy does. Sometimes. So I do hope he doesn't watch on these days. Do you want to just send a message to Tommy right now?

Well, he's in school, so he now has to go back and watch, and I know Thursdays or busy days, so I don't think he... Yeah, send a message to Tommy, tell him to definitely not watch today. Yeah. Don't watch. A lot of leverage. Oh, he did, he asked me the other day, he said, Dad, remember when we did Tommy Walker Day? I said, yeah, he said, that still gets a lot of views. I said, yeah it does. He said, you told me you're going to take me for my birthday this year, but you didn't. So he's, he's circling, he's circling back. as you're driving the boat away. Dad, you said, you said for my birthday, Dad.

You're like, what? I'll be back. I'll love you. Yeah, so he's definitely circling to try to get back in the building. Yeah, we need him in here. He's 14. He's 14. Yeah. I think he's old enough for a Twitch channel.

That's what I'm thinking. What what is 14 a milestone of he can do cigarettes He shouldn't but he probably could yeah not mental I think a lot of kids start smoking around 14 Yeah 14 15 is when you lock in it if they you smoke at 14 you're experimenting you've smoke at 15 and, you're like an early round draft pick at that point. You show a lot of potential. Yeah. Often, like, yeah, like your parents, like your legacy too. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Uh, do you're like, do you're doing?

Do you're, I did. theytea. toe. . . Yeah, I thr. . about cigarettes cigarettes no no yeah never have I've never smoked a single cigarette my life really really cigars a few yeah I don't like the taste

with the feeling I like I like the feeling I have when I'm holding it I feel like they're undeniably cool I started out on black and miads wine wood tips yep and I would drive around in my mom's dodge neon sport with the confetti seats remember those and the racing strength on the side with the window with the windows open I would hold it way out so I wouldn't get in trouble and then there would be like ash streaked down the side of my mom be like. But if you smoke two black and miles in a weekend. There are those are good. Yeah. I like to chew on the thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's fun. And it was always cool to have in your, uh, your Toronto Blue Jays flat rim throw back, having it stick straight down. I'll go to sheets with like with that. I used to go to NBA games with my friend Brad and Brad didn't do anything wrong. He was, but he, on NBA trips and NBA trips alone, he liked to have black and

miles. My good friend Sean was only doing black and mild. Yeah. Were you talking about Brad Colepeper? No, not Brad Culpeper. I don't know a Brad Culpaper. But I can't say Brad, because Brad is a bad, I didn't say anything he he did that he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he that he that he that he that he that he that he a high-ranking school official. I think you've said too much. Yeah.

Yeah. But it's fine. All I said was he smoked black and mild. Yeah, you're right. I didn't say some of the other shit he did. Do you think it was because they were flavored and that before vapes, that was the only thing you Those are the crackle. Put a hurting on you the next day. That was rock. You got made fun of you were called a pussy

if you smoked those though. Oh shit, I smoked. Well no you're like a guy, Scott. Okay. It was a lady thing. And then in college it was like everybody on your dorm floor who smoked you'd all go outside together and have a smoke break and shoot the shit. And then, yeah, it's a good social thing. I always feel not jealous of smokers, but like whenever I work and people would leave for like five minutes of time they were just outside smoking. Yeah. It's like that. It's pretty smart. It's a nice building break in the day. Yeah. They would do it every 10 minutes in zero degree weather. Yeah. With bronchitis. Yeah. Yeah. It loses its saucer after a while. Does anybody still smoke cigarettes? Like, are there any cigarette smokers here?

I don't, we don't have anybody that goes outside and smoke cigarettes, do we? I don't think so. Now, when would we lose? Everybody vapes. You and Riggs were smoking a cigarette outside. I believe so. Of the New York office? Yeah. I used to go outside that I did, when I was in New York, I was in front of Potbelly. I would go stand in front of my belly and I came in from the interview and I was like, oh there's, that's Kate were the days. It might have been more. I don't...

Did he smoke cigarettes? Rigs? I can't see. I can't see. I don't... I don't know. You would have remembered if it was rigs, right? I think it was rigs.

Have you superimposed rigs onto everybody you've ever seen it. Kyle was yours a wrestling thing, scared to get in trouble thing? For cigarettes, no, I just don't understand cigarettes, but for drugs, yes. Yes. And then I did get in trouble for drugs. Huh. It was the last, like we had, did you get random tests? Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. I was like, it's the last weekend of school. They're not going to test me. Let's smoke weed, then I get caught in the forest. Yeah. Yeah.

I dated a couple of girls that smoke cigarettes. And I would try to be like cool and like hold them, but I didn't, they were gross. Oh, I got real into it. It's fun at a bar when like somebody's going outside and you it's like a nice break from the bar. Well, especially if you're extremely socially awkward, it's good to be like, you're right back and go stand by myself outside and stare at cars for 10 minutes and like somehow that was better for me than talking to people in the bar. I'm surprised you did do a cigarette you're not socially awkward. You talk to people all the time. Kyle you you want to take smoke breaks with me without cigarettes? Should we just start going and standing out there for like 10 minutes? Just kind of like shit.

You have to do something that harms yourself. Just pinch each other. Yeah, go outside and pinch each other for 10 minutes. Yeah. Pinch your thighs like having to be pitching. You pinch your own thighs when you get head? Try to last longer? No, no. I... Lasting longer while getting head is the most selfish thing anybody. Take one of those numbing things. That's fucked up. I want to...

Yeah, that's true. Do you really, you pinch your thighs? No, I remember I've done it before. So yes. Yeah. I've never thought to pinch my thighs to stop. Stop anything. What's your mechanism, Brandon?

I can't. You don't have one? I have one Brandon? I can't know I have one I have one but I can't yes Well, not you have to yeah I think of dead animals. What? Like the smell or the look? Bambi's mom one time of killing the one time I was driving down the road on highway 50 and I hit a raccoon with my car. And that was in about 1998, and ever since that raccoon's untimely death, I think about killing him every single time I'm about that. So you think about the feeling under the tires. The crunch, the everything. I think about that to keep myself from ejaculating into or onto a woman,

but do you feel like that just ruins the pleasure? But I think that race that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that think that that that thinininnue you thin is that the that that that the the the the the that that that that that the feeling the feeling the feeling the feeling the feeling the feeling the feeling the pleasure the pleasure the pleasure the pleasure the pleasure the pleasure the pleasure the pleasure the pleasure the pleasure the pleasure the pleasure the pleasure the pleasure the pleasure's legacy is way bigger than any other raccoon I've ever met in my life. No other raccoon has that. He died for an important reason. Correct. He is thought of, I remember what he looked like. I remember at the last second, he went like that. And I think, I was accurate as though. Every time, every time I'm close and I'm like, my body senses up, I just, in my mind, I go, shoot that that. And that's what stops me.

I don't know. Sometimes I also think a macho man, Randy Savage. These are the things I think about. His little ghost is on the foot of your bed, twiddling his little raccoon thumbs every every time. It was put on that was. But just for head? You have another animal for sex? That was 26 years ago. 26 years ago and that raccoon lives on in my, it's immortal.

In my sex life. Good for him or her. It is so not fair. I think I speak for all of us, ladies. We have to try so hard to focus. I can't imagine having to to think of acoon to not. Yeah, we have to take our mind off of it. We got to go the opposite direction. We got to try real hard. What's your tactics? To not not squirring silly. Really good question, Kyle. Kate, do a lot of that

I can't imagine trying not to though is like that's such a crazy concept to me. Yeah, yeah Yeah, that's half the battle. But that's why we try not to is because it takes you so long. Yeah, so I can't imagine try and try to think of a tied racquet. If I could do it shamelessly, I would just do it. Like if you could just nut 10 seconds and feel no shame, which a lot of guys do. Guaranteed shame. I would just do that, yeah. Post a gift of a football player after.

What? What was it? You can post a gift of a football player after. What you said what you said with? You the game? You the game? You the game? You the game? You're a the game? You're a the game?iv of a What you said? You slurred your word. Are you allergic to corn? That would be funny. He gets pulled over. Well, doesn't corn ferment? Does it?

Like ethanol? Is that where? Kate, chast? He's got moonshine growing in his belly? He's coming moonshine growing in his belly. He's coming moonshine. You see they're trying to fry campus for throating the Jersey Mike's? What? What? So say that again? Oh, they're trying to- Okay, they're trying to they're trying to- They're trying to-how he ate the Jersey Mike's. So, that makes this confusing. They're making fun of NADU for how a seven-inch Jersey Mike sandwich looked in his hand. Bucked up, he ate it normally.

And now he has to shut down the food reviews, which I love. That's a big first bite. He does tuck it in. He like tuckles it in. He gets cute. He like, and cute. He's poning? Who's, did he delete it? No, but he shut down the food reviews. He said no more.

No. Yeah, people ruined it. I miss campus. I know, I miss him a lot. Campus. Was that his first one? No, he reviews food a lot. I liked when he would do the food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food a lot. Okay. Sandwiches. I liked when he would do the food and then have a big pair of tits across the table.

I miss those. Yeah. Yeah. What a great, great clams casino and there'd be like a huge set of tits. One of the largest rats. Yeah, discreetly. I think you just ran out of Amish women. Come on. I don't know if that's possible. He'll be back. Yeah, eventually. Rico's been like on, he's been on too good of behavior for NADDU to get higher back.

If Rico has to... I would think the opposite, they need something to set him off. No, I think Rico has to swing wildly or at least show vulnerability and that's when the door opens and do the door opens. than Ndu walks back in it. But if Rico is mentally sound and healthy, they're going to do something to disrupt that. They need something to trigger it to open. So I think he needs to almost, it's a tight rip act for him. Uh, I mean, it's no secret that he's.

Nadu would thrive. It's no secret We're supposed to say a word about it. Let's keep it secret till the day of. Yeah. Anyway, that seems like Rico being on a big production like that seems like an opportunity for an adieu to possibly. When are we filming that? Oh, I don't even know why I say do? I'll shut the bug up. Apparently that's what I'm supposed to do too, because... You guys have been talking too much? I don't know. But yeah, one year mostly sports. That was awesome.

I hate to bring this up. It's my favorite show up Arsenal. Thank you very much. I hate to bring this up. Yeah. Yeah. That's how we talked about her. What? I was jokingly said, I hope she has a podcast. She hosts S-N-L. Oh, she has. And then the clips she put out was her literally just doing hawk-toa over and over throat into it and I was tied. She does not reinvent herself and I just wanted to circle back to that because I was fucking laughing my ass off like three days. I saw her on a clip I guess this morning of her being on celebrity poker. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to never end. I wanted to never end.

I want it to never end. I have to I have to walk lightly because I was like what gives her the right like why do people want to hear what she has to say when I do that as well I have the same yeah I have the same thing yeah you are okay well then yeah I just love the idea that she that she's offering nothing else there's nothing else there's not doing it hot put like a emphasis on it like, too, like really give it. All together. Hop, too. Ha, too. Ha, too. Say it aggressive, like, like, you're really. Like, you're mad at the day. You're mad at.

Yeah. This is what we expect. I want to host Estonel in every skit she just hits the hog too ago. The same, the same friend has been beside her the entire, every single clip she's ever been on. I love it. And I don't know her name. Haley Welch is the, Haley Welch and uh, is there. Then you obviously know it. No, no, no, I know's the old, that's the old boyfriend, right? Ah, fuck, yeah. Fuck, you set me up there, didn't you?

To know the old boyfriend. No, I don't know the friend's name. I don't either. I don't know if she has a name. She's got a. A name? A name? .

. Do you have to leave the hospital with a name for your child? You should, but you, I don't think you have to. No, I don't think you have to. You have a certain amount of time, I think, because there's pay for it? Is it illegal to not name? You gotta get it into the social? You gotta get it into the social? You gotta get it into the social. What do you? You just sign? 99.9% of people do the hospital, but you can just mail. Do you write the name down? Or they ask you, yeah, when I had them, we just signed their name. And my daughter was, we were literally leaving the hospital

before we named her. Yeah, you didn't know. You fill out the paperwork to like make your child official person. Correct, yeah. And then they send to the government. The Senate government, then you get the Social Security card a couple weeks later and you get all the information, the birth certificate and everything. Maybe you have the birth certificate already. It's been a long time since I had a kid.

And it's been a long time since I had a first kid because you notice the first kid. The second third, you don't notice any of I think there might, yeah. Yeah, I guess you just could. You just could have a baby at home and just. But like if your wife is, you know, just gave it birth, she's medicated or something, she's out of it and you have to sign the papers. You could sneak whatever name you want. Be like, yeah, we named her. Yeah, we certainly could. You certainly could. I mean, I would guess most women, a very high percentage of women know what the baby's name is going into the hospital? But I've seen people who a few weeks after the baby is born go back to court and they're like,

we felt them out for a few weeks and they're not a Sarah. Uh, Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner gave their baby, they changed names. That happens sometimes. How would you know a baby is not a Sarah? It's a vibe. You just get a vibe. Yeah, come on, Chef. I might have made side deals with Chef Donnie. It seems that way. Yeah. He made a, uh, well, I, I give him a lot of props all the time. And he, he rewards me. What's, yeah. That looks, uh to split this in half? Well, okay, I ask. Can you lady in the tramp it with somebody? No, I cannot. Just eat it. I am going to eat it. It all. Smash burger from Chef. Eat it all. Saver every bite. Oh my god. Saver it, Bram. Let me eat it in the mic? Yeah, saver it, but saver it. I think the kitchen with nothing in his hands I'm like I like feel bummed like a dog now. Oh my fucking God wolf Jock Webster Jock. They changed to Air Webster. I like Wolf Jock more. I kind of like both. I don't know if you think the baby's going to be a basketball player, Air Webster's a pretty good name.

Yeah, Wolf. Wolf's a great name too, but that's a linebacker name. Yeah. Wolf with an E on the end of it's very fancy. Wolf kind of makes, wolf is what Buzz said or somebody said on home alone. Was your girlfriend Wolf the internet over the last five years is Drewski feeling that girl's knee and saying it feels like a linebacker knee. Have you all seen that? No, but I love Drewski. I fucking love that. Happy birthday to him. Happy birthday is his birthday? Wow. Oh my god. Wow. Wow. Yeah, he's blind they're doing a blind dating thing Yalming no stacked birthday. Yeah, I'm Ming and Siddy Sweeney and Trusky Sweeney's 27 though. Yeah.

Oh, what? How strong your legs is? How strong you need to be? I got Meganie, so. Let me feel. Since you got Megan. Oh, shit. That's enough. That's a no. That mothfucker feel bold though. I don't know. That felt like a lineback of me. That's good.

Hey, oh, that like, big president's crime. Is this what he goes? A chair away. Halifek. He's so goddamn funny. You know, Charleston? You know Charleston, what? He's my favorite.

You ever seen him talking to the girl with low knees? Yes. Why your knees so low? And he's right. By your knees down there. He's so right. She had the lowest knees. Yes. It's so funny. Oh that. And he wasn't doing it to be mean. He was genuinely shocked by the low knees. Black dudes laugh so much better than us. Oh, so much better. Dude's rolling around the couch. I'm a bad, skinny, dark skin, baddie. Like, that's what I'm giving.

Why your knees way down up. Okay, Mr. Sir, I'm a real. I'm a real authentic model. This is what models usually look like. What are you? You remember, you don't have an eye so maybe you're not seeing right you're gonna show right no I don't he's not seeing right you're right you show right I know so we're going right no I thought he was friends what I'm keeping him good good good good

good question Matt her she didn't address that her knees were they were low so low that's they're also they were low. He was so low. That's they're also better at noticing things I would never notice a woman's knees. I would never once notice a low knees. I would never once notice a roast culture where you have to observe a person and attack. I was doing I was shaving in the locker room in college I'm shaving my neck and one of my teammates walks up and goes you you line yourself up like that and I go, yeah, and he just goes, okay, and then walked away. Oh, thought about it. I think about every single time I shave

out. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Yeah, I think about him. Often, yeah, every time I shave. It was a nice, he was a nice guy too. That's why I'm Mason, probably hurt. It hurts more. One of nice guy. You good, Brenda. Yeah, there's a little bit of a kick to the burger, but it's a phenomenal. Chef Donny's one of my top three favorites in this building. How often you get out in Chicago and eat dinners and take advantage of the Chicago food scene,

Brian? Not nearly as often as good. Yeah, why don't you do that? Why don't you do that? I in fact, more time for yourself to get fat? I think the last time I we had dinner the the other night, the last time I'd the last....... the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the the the the the the the the th. thin. the thin. thin. thin. the thin'. their. their. their. their. their. thin'. thin' their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. time we had dinner. Yeah. My wife and I stick to the suburbs, we don't come down here. I think you came down here for your wedding, that was it. Yeah, and you like that food. That was phenomenal food, yeah. And also it was free. I mean, you paid for it to thea.

It was thea. Yeah, but we stick up. If you ask for a picture of the meat, you ate it too fast to send. I did, I forgot. Well, Hobnob is, it doesn't have good internet in there. So I get frustrated and when it doesn't have good internet, I put my phone down and I actually engage in conversation with my wife. So if I'm not engaged on my phone, I'm not thinking take a picture. See what I'm saying? human being with human emotions talking to another human being. You don't play wordle over dinner with your wife? We do that a lot and she beats the shit out of me every time and I get mad every time. No she has time to frit her away and play wordle and stuff like that. Not you move the balls around. Strands, it's grown on me.

Strands is all right. Yeah, you gotta do all that. Oh, is that like the WordFinder one? Yeah. Do one they added? It's cute. I bought a, um, I got inspired by you guys. the tripe to the studio. Well, that's fine. You guys should join the, I would love to do it. I do Crosswords all the time.

I've helped before. I just like to talk about it because it's... All right, yeah, you guys are doing a fair thirse. Every Thursday, every Thursday, Crossword, New Yorks have been fun lately. What's the hardest day? Let's try. Thursdays, let's try to do a full week.

Have a fun hint. Yeah, if you can't figure out the themes or like the... But Saturdays is all punny and I don't know how y'all get those hints. You'll get it. There's this aha-uh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, let, let, let, let's, let's the, let's, let's, let, let's thus, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the th. stand feels so good and it's unlike anything. I've seen y'all get it before and I've never even been close. You would get it. You'll get it. You get it when there's like a clue and it can only be this answer and it doesn't fit in

the boxes. Like that's a good tell. It has to be this word and there's not enough spaces or there's to give a gift to somebody a year of NYT game subscriptions that it's that's a good guess. Oh my god I would pay so much more. I would too it's like what three ninety nine a month? Yeah I just saw the one where it's like a block of words it's New York Times too and you have to find the three words. Connect right. What do you think Chee thinks of crosswords? Um, I don't think he completely disinterested. Uh, Jay?

He doesn't do them, but I'm sure I'd be good at them if I did. Yeah, I used to do them in college. I did some Sudoku a while ago and I just do a Macaulay. Because I just care about sports. Are you, what, which immaculate grids are you doing? Football and basketball. Okay. That's it. All right.

Do you have time for those now or is it all grinding all 22? No, I usually do those on the toilet. Do you? Do you still grind all 22? too? . . . like that you've kind of gotten away from that. No I the exact same I put out some clips in the past 36 hours. What is the all 22 telling you about Marvin

Harrison Jr. He's not running very fast. Yeah I just watched the bucks. That was disheartening. 16 miles an hour was as fast as speed the was the way was why isn't he running for? We don't were they playing the bills. Yeah they're the... The bills? Bills. Yeah, their defensive scheme, I guess, was... But they threw the ball a lot. They were like, Kyler Murray threw it a lot and they scored a lot and they scored a lot of points, which Marvin Harrison didn't do shit.

He was wide open for a touch toult. Who the Bucks got this week? This week we are at Detroit. Ooh, tough game. Tough game. Really tough game. Yeah. I like the Lions being good. It's fun. One of my favorite teams to be good.

Yeah. They deserve it. And they have a fun coach. Dan Campbell is a great. It matters to me that they have a personality. You know what I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th they have a personality. You know what, I'll make up a term for him. I think he's a football guy. Oh really?

Yeah. Football guy. Their players are likable. I think he's a little too intense to be like a guy you want to get a beer with. You don't think you need an intense guy on the team. Definitely not. Okay. I guess I was thinking of as a confrontational person. I kind of need a Dan Campbell on my side. I used to have a big guy in the crew. Yeah.

His name was Drew? Was? Yeah, still is probably. I haven't seen him in a long time. But he was the, he was the offensive tackle of the group. Do you think NFL players are getting too big that it's dangerous? I think they're getting too fast. I mean, I...

I'm scared one day we're going to see like two players collide and a leg. At the bottom of the leg just fly off. It's a lot of severed. 300 plus pound NFL players hitting people. Like we've seen them turn around backwards and we've seen them, I think one day once just going the tho just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the the the tha one's just going tha one's just going tho o' tho tho their tho thi one's just going thi one's just going tho tho tho tho and we've seen them and I think one day once just gonna rip off at the knee and just fly and it's gonna be like a full leg. Yeah. If you guys were in the NFL would you wear the new helmet? Yeah, I don't get why not? Yeah. Yes. I would wear a whole bubble around me.

I would tie I would tie start have clear-cut examples of living men with CTE showing us. Which sounds like the worst thing ever. Yeah. What are the positions and maybe Cheyungue and I don't know? What are the positions that have the least risk of getting CTE? Is it like, I don't know? Is it cornered, because they're not making head on tackles as much as their o'cetse mean obviously any special teams, but for the regular it's going to be, yeah, probably corner just because they're involved in the least amount of head-on type stuff. Offensive linemen I think and defensive linemen have gotten it just because of the force

of collisions, like they're doing it so often not from as far apart. Linebackers pretty heavy, running back heavy too. Cornerbacks can also control the impact a little bit more. Right. Yeah. They don't really tackle like that. Yeah. They're more of a SWAT balls away and then when they need to tackle just dive at legs. Yeah. Do you think of us five? Were the skill position starters for a high school team? We could win a state title in any state? No. Like the smallest level? Like South Dakota 7 on 7? Uh, right?

No, no. No, no. No, no. All right. All right. to be a small school. So I think Titus is the quarterback. He's the d'athat needs to get the ball a lot. But what are we doing? Where we just see what are the other? There's nothing we can do.

I guess I could be in a... You're tight in. I could be a red zone threat. Yeah. I don't... No, there's nothing I can do. We'd have to do the place. We'd have to do it like, I toss it to you

and then I go out for the pass. Yeah, but you guys get so tired. I think I could throw to you. Yeah, throw back to the quarterback type place. You were, before the show, you were rolling out and throwing, That's exactly where the state I was thinking too. Definitely New England. Vermont, New Hampshire, somewhere in there. No, maybe not New Hampshire. Why not New Hampshire? They got some like Boston spillover.

Okay. And Vermont's close enough? Vermont, they gotta be bad. Okay. All right. What about Southern Maine? Are we worried about like the Lumberjacks? They probably got some the hearty kids. Can we just look up a roster and just see if we'd be to... Let's see who it. All right, let's look up a high school, the smallest class of Vermont. My favorite thing. And see if we're going to be some Coltons and some Jadins and Cadens I think. My biggest struggle would be getting hit once.

Yeah. Oh, that would hurt and suck. I would just immediately. What the fuck are we doing? Getting tackled literally one time. Let's look up Brattleboro High School in a day. Yeah, that sounds beatable. Vermont Division 3 I guess. Okay, Division 3. Champion was the Windsor Yellow Jackets. Let's look up Otter Valley then. Well, Otter Valley, that sounds like a little TV show I would watch. Otter Valley, yeah. I want if they have a roster online. Otter Valley, high school football,

and I'll probably be on max preps. Oh, see the row and two guys. So we're off to a good start. Oh, it should be roster. Ran in Vermont. Go to the right roster. Okay. They don't have.

So Austin, Mall. They don't have, oh they're, so Austin Mallory, Emmett Mall, I said the Mallory boys. Nah, we're not beaten. We're not, Peyton and Nolan and Noah. We're not beating the middle. There's a lot of them, Tyson, Jordan. There is a lot. Colby Benoit. Oh, oh, Colby.

Oh, wow. Is that an L-L-L-Ak-Lewa. Addison Boynton, Kegan Reed, hey 45, what's hey 45? 6515 Addison Boyden? Wait, click. Hey, 45? Hey, 45? What's hey, 45? Is that what he said his name was when they asked? What if this was the intro to like a Q&on rabbit hole?

Hey, 45, what's that? There's a... Wait, wait, what? Zach Dragon? He ain't beating Zach. God damn. Chanch in all hell. I don't... There's a lot of them.

There's so many boys. There's too many. There's too many. Five, seven, 200 pound, middle line. Oh, that's a linebacker. You don't want want thah by that. Oh wait in this scenario we're taking over a team. Wait are we taking over? I thought we were playing Otter Valley. I don't know. It's Otter Valley. They probably won't happen. I said their O and 2 would could... If we get their offensive linemen, that would be a huge plus.

Could we be the difference in them winning a king? Right. Huh. Titus, you can throw. I used to, my shoulders, fuck, dude. I legitimately throwing, t what to do that. My entire football throwing reputation hinges on one clip of a smoking mince in the face and everyone's like god damn I've never seen a man throw football that's accurate. Is this them? Oh what a lovely field.

Oh what a lovely field. That's a peg TV. That makes me feel good. Yeah it does. Oh that guy's still wearing shorts I guess it is pleasant out there though. I don't want to get hit by any of these no. I love this. Oh no young guys look like little bitches. The lines aren't even straight I think we're this is who we would play this is who we can beat. Oh look at this. This varsity? This varsity? 78s light in the pants I come on yeah we're okay guys we're okay I think we're oh my god guys we're okay oh oh oh I would take it was on the I get one hit that be no oh the lines are fucked oh the lines are fucked look how wiggly they are yeah if you go to it if you go to a place and they have lines that wiggly, they're not serious about football.

And also, if the refs, the refs aren't in shape, they're not serious about football. Refs have to be in shape? Um, yeah, I think you know the quality of the ref when you show up if they're really dumpy. Seating only on one side. Guys, I feel good. I feel good going to this game. Okay, is it just us or do we have Big Cat too? We have Yak adjacent. Fus, and I'm licking my chops right now. Yeah, Kyle would run for over 200 yards.

Would you fuck him up? I think I would. Yeah, he would run for 200 yards. No, I don't think. No. That's a bruough. This is a guy, this is definitely their best defense. Oh, boy. Pulling guard didn't exactly know what to do there. That was a nice little. Oh, he's hurting.

He's first down there. We might as. Oh, wait. their to be so popular in that school You have to be they don't really know what they're doing I'm gonna act dragon asked you to prom oh my god What would you say came I would say no I'm old Even to Zag. Look at the defensive line. Look at that. Hold on. Oh, drag. When this play, yeah, that was definitely a penalty.

But when this next play starts, the what is that guy wearing on the chain gang? He's our guy. He's wearing the Harley Brown sweater. Pink socks. This is awesome. I love Vermont high school. The other chain guy and guys wearing it too. Two down, pink socks. Look at the guy, the 54, the closest defense lineman, right in the middle there. He's tiny. Those woods look beautiful, by the tho.

Oh, it looks very pleasant. You know those overcast fall days where it's not raining, but it's like. the edge of that field just looking and nibbling nobody's gonna bother it because they're all a bunch of liberal pussies nobody has a gun but I you know it's just it looks beautiful does is that the only state we could do we couldn't do Alaska has to have some no I think Alaska is fucking us no I think they got some tough woodsmen yeah like natives are usually athletic yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah tough woodsmen. Yeah. Like team we can be. Yeah. A rich place where we do it. Probably aren't a lot of young people. Yeah. Should we practice? I would if we practiced.

How much two weeks to practice? Yes. In two Friday nights we're playing Otter Valley and we got to take Zach's Dragon down. I I think if we practiced every day. Yeah, okay. So this is what are we doing? This is huddle? Oh we're never putting on Zach Dragon we're not stopping Dragon. No, we're not. We just don't have it. Was that just one highlight? Oh, let me see. Oh, he's a basketball player too?

Let's see who. Yes. No. Yes. Dragon. Oh. Was that score 81 to 33, 83, 35? Oh, Dragon's a shop blocker. Wait, who's the school that they were playing?

MSJAH. Whoa, that was... Oh, it's a tough line. Gotta put up a highlight tape for 1, 1 and 2. Okay. All right, Jay. Where's that dragon podcast? Do we work with anybody that still has their huddlucked th account account account account account account account account account account account account account account account account that that that that that that that that that that that anybody that still has their Huddle account up? Not work with. I feel like White Play Rick though. Whiteplay Rick has got up. I think I've seen Nicky Smokes too. Really? Oh Smokes has to have. I know he's not out here but Smitty? People have like Trent,

Foreplay Trend has it, Smitty has some highlight tape. I think Basco still has some. Yeah. They'll be resurfaced now again. Interviewed to MJF for wrestling. He still had his huddle active. We watched it.

You should have good chemistry. Yeah, well, he won't do it. He just had him. back on the show he just he strings me along he's like I yeah I'll do it I'll do it he's too big for me now yeah he's too important for me which I I get it you were part of that I yeah no I I made I made him JF yeah him in LA Night I made I made them all and then they they're too was good for Zach Dragon. We saw him throw a dime. That was a Don, yeah he'd beat us. There's gotta be a smaller school. Academy, we need to go to the academies.

We need to, I do feel like you could, we could go into the south and get these little tiny church academies and beat some of them. Little tiny Christian schools. But to take state state to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to to to their to to to from taking state to just beat an A team. We can beat some team. State was crazy. We can definitely be. But states, I don't in any state, states crazy. Not at the high school team. Not at the smallest level. Yeah, we're talking like Vermont's lowest level. You got scared can't win. We're not the we're not the entire team in this hypothetical Oh, we were the entire now we're the school positions Who's around us who's around us? Who's around us?

We still have some high schoolies Oh somewhere in the boonies of Illinois. There's got to play defense? No. Just go, no. Yeah, the defense. Oh, so we're not worried. You said we can't stop somebody. We don't have to stop them. We just have to. We have score. I have to receive the snap and hand it to Kyle. That's pretty much it. Kyle, it's on you.

And then let the offensive line. Let's set this up. Vermont. Should we play a couple downs against some some dudes? Right now? The court's way out there is... Yeah, covered a pub. Yeah, after this. After this, we will. Just run some, y'all just want to put some plays down on a little chalkboard and see what we can run. Yeah. Put together a plan. It would be fun. Yeah. God, I miss it too and I never play. Yep. It's the best time of my life. I ever play tackle football. Do you ever play for the little Patriots? No, for St. Vincent Warrior. Oh, you were good. For my size, yeah, they put me on defense with the big kids. Cornerback. I could tackle because of wrestling.

Yeah. No, you're a good running back, weren't you? No. Oh. Were you a willing tackle? A couple touchdown. Did you like getting in the mix? I loved it.

It was the fun sport by far. Yeah. That's why I want to play. Bad. My high school was too good for me to play at. What percent of eighth grade teams are we beating? None of the, like the... It's, we're going to have to go to... None of the Florida boy. We're not going to have to go the same states and the same classifications probably.

You think? I like we're not beating I mean I mean size comes in to we're not beating any Ohio You're not going to get tackled by an eighth grader You you underestimate my ability to fall down Yeah, I'll get tackled hurry I guess I would turn into an asshole and I would run over some eight grade kids, but I I you're getting two plays out of me max. Yeah, but that's probably two touchdowns. I'll probably have to think about the raccoon too. Yeah, oh, cute. Oh, wait, I didn't... What the fuck?

Yikes! Yikes! Yikes. Yke! Uh, Uh, they. Draw us up and play, the play then we'll we'll execute it. Arcey should he do it or Che do it? Che. Blutman give it to Che. It is interesting that football is far in a way the most popular sport in this country not even close. Not even close.

And the vast majority of people that watch it. I'm not even talking about Americans. I'm talking about people that identify as football fans, aren't entirely sure what they're watching. I have no idea. I have no idea. Do not have like basic understanding of like a cover to defense. No. Don't even know what that means. And also, we don't play recreationally ourselves. Never.

And yet, it's obsessed. It is, we're all obsessed with it. And we're like, we're not really sure what we're watching and we're never like getting the boys together to play on the weekends. Yeah. Is that why we're obsessed with it? I think you, wow. And I can't, yeah, it's like marvel to us. Yeah. You do get the boys to play up until you're like 23 or 24, right it's not, tasuels aren't playing it. But I mean, compared to every other sport. You play pick up basketball, you played tennis and golf and... I remember my dad breaking his ribs because he still played when I was a little kid, like they would have like a...

I don't know. Yeah, they'll't know where we were. It was sick. It was the best. I miss those days. Football is finally back and ordering Pardon My Cheese Steak for your game day and meal or late night eats is the best play call you can make. Pardon my Cheese Steak brings you awesome cheese steaks and loaded fries delivered right to your doorstep. Take your pick of delicious cheese steaks made with fresh, thinly sliced steaks, melted provolone, mouth watering cheese sauce, and caramelized onions on a toasted hoagy roll. That's one. One Pee for Kyle.

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Yeah, Kate, you're the tunnel screen there? You're the far right. Uh, I'm gonna be. I can't even just do the I'm gonna do that block wait we we're chair are you participating doesn't sure yeah okay say you're gonna run the go route and and and tie and Kyle you're running the in route the far left route everybody got it everybody got it yeah everybody have it Titus you're throwing the ball okay are we doing this against air or against, does somebody need to come in and talk?

Oh, we're running this now. I don't know. I don't know. Um. Should we get to maybe not do it? I think if we do it against air, their confidence up. Yeah, Connor Griffin, we need him to come in and commentate the whole thing. Okay, so everybody confident? Pretty confident, yeah. So you're running the end. Chase running the go. Chay's running the go-in. Chay's running the go-in-tuh, because he definitely put the go there for himself.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm running theunnel underneath And I get the ball. Yeah, don't get the ball. Oh no. Okay. Thank God you thank. You and I are decoys I'm gonna pretend I want the ball for the first read is To the left. Yeah, I think you're what the right side's doing. So we're just over there. This is a quick look at a screen if they're too far off. This guy takes up a little pump a little pump over to the right side. Can we reverse it? I like to cut left. Then I think the guy who's going to block he's the one that slips. He when they do the pass and then a little backwards pass. You know what talk about? Yeah. We're not we're not going into our own business for we got to simplify I think I think we run the fucking ball. Yeah I've got the let's get it down there the fucking rocks. All right. Jay. Schemes up a run. Schem dude. Set the fucking tone, Jay. Let him know we're not here to make friends. We're here to play some fucking football.

All right. He said in seven on seven, yet he drew me to be a blocker. I don't know what that means. What he, I wasn't doing anything on that play. I was just taking two steps and stopping, which is probably a good use of my talents for being honest. You didn't get the circles right there? This would be such a play. I'm kind of addicted to just watching him do it.

It's kind of cool. And I like it, I like it when he taps the board with the marker. Yeah, he's putting way too much thought into this. I'll have a seat right here, Connor Griffin. We might need you to commentate. Is there a coach who's known for like just super out there plays? Like, you're all kind of the same. I don't feel like we have as many of those. the out there plays have become commonplace. Yeah that's the that's the standard football. Yeah, like Mike Leach and guys before him with a running shoot they were they were out there and now it's just football. It's funny. Just

football pure pig. Yeah in a weird way like the old school shit's the out. The triple option. Do you all want to run're running the, I think we should run the trip block. It's a back in front of Kyle. Mark fakes to him and then decides to pitch to Kyle or not. Right? That's easy. Wait, yeah, that's, and that's the only two people that matter. Correct. Yeah, let's run. You had to draw all that just for a... It was...

What... We're going to need the full back to go a little further down the field too. Are you drawing the center? Yeah, drawing the center. Okay, all right. Yeah, I looked at it. That was a very on the dive for a center. Yeah.

We're on this? Is there a center for seven on seven? Yes. Seriously? Yeah, I mean, something I gotta hike it. Well, they could just like, random, fake the snap. I don't know. You getting out there, Titus? That seems like a shitty job.

It would be a center and 7 on 7. Yeah. All right. Hello everybody. Welcome to football practice. I was taking a shit, watching the show on my phone when I got the call to come down. But I wrapped up and here I am. All right.

All right, I'll sit her. Are we in a triple option or are there? Hey still trying to coach. Right. All right. I'm a sinner. Tait. I'm the center. This is what I mean. Crystal. No.

What do you? You're lying. Tidus. We need a pullback. Cheney pull back. Huh? This is going better than I anticipated. I'm on a trip option, ride it. What is it? Right.

Hold it. All the way to go. Right. Pull it. Set, set pitch. Okay. Stop. Get back there.

All right. We're all lined up. Love this music, T.J. All right, here we go. Brandon. Too much of a slap in the ass from Titus. Awesome. It's a neutral's on the fraction. Yeah, it's going to be a full start.

I like that neutral zone infraction, T. Hey. Zek. They got your balls on my handball. I got a lot of testicle. I got a lot of testicle. A lot of tea. I got the other ball in your hand.

Titus, of course, a former high school quarterback himself. Takes a snap for Brandon. Oh, fakes the hand off to Che. And he's going to dish it off to KB. KB's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's streaking's str striking down down down down downakes the hand off to Che. And he's gonna dish it off to KB! KB's streaking down the side line! That's a touchdown. Into the kitchen. That's a touchdown. Takes it all the way to the house.

House call for Kyle Bauer. Clip that. Clip that and send it to Zachan. Say you like what you see. Okay, B's still going. That was nice. Thank you, Connor. Thank you. Appreciate it. Family. I really did feel your balls on my hand.

You kept feeling around until you got them. I mean, that's football, baby. Do you feel balls in real football? Are they tucked- You talked compression on it a little? Yeah. Do you think when a quarterback's day is over the back of his hand smells like butt. Yeah right. I mean that's why that's why they invented the shotgun I think. Okay. That's bad against that. Jay, is there butt hand?

I know with Tom Brady used to have his centers, like fold up a towel and put them up their ass. What? Yeah, because you're putting your hand right in somebody's ass. Yeah, you are. So he would make them run around with a towel in their ass? That's so uncomfortable. I mean, they're not, yeah, they're not running. I mean, I don't want to disrespect that position, but they're not moving a ton like they're,

it's a two yard space. I guess the big thing here is, Mark Titus did just touch my balls. I did, I toubts. Back. Yeah. I touched a part of your balls. She hasn't. Yeah. Oh my God. He touched a part of you.

I bet you've never seen. Yeah. For sure not. Back your balls, dude. All right. You look upset. Did you feel something maybe wrong? I felt.

We're all three of them there? Yeah. I they were. I just decided to get to the point, did you graze it or did you lift enough to where you lifted a ball? I went, I went like this and I had one, my middle finger pushed up and I had one ball on either side. Oh cool, we were straddling my middle finger. Yeah, yeah. That's 10 in most religions. All right, do we get our physical activity for the day? Yeah, that's enough. That was good though, that's good for us. Snap it a football is wild, like it's wild that that's just.

That's just how they game. That's what they landed on. Yeah. Is there a straighter way to do it? Very much taken for granted. Shotgun is what about the quarterback is starting with the ball Yeah, why not? Why not? Why not or the or the sideway the sideways snap where the guy just hands it to him? That's legal right you can do that. Yeah I mean, that's good way to get somebody. I have a question. Yeah,. Do I have to throw it to him? Could I go

sideways and throw to somebody else? Does anyone ever do that? Yeah. Every now, it used to be common where it'd be a running back standing beside the quarterback and they just snap right to the running back? Yeah. And the quarterback acts like it goes over his head or something? I feel like that's under utilized.. Fake punt and you snap to anybody. I'd watch if there's more of that. You would watch football if they snap to more people. If there was more creativity. A little more. Razmataz?

Yeah. Or Razaldazz or dazzle? You know which? You're a mataz or dazzle? You're a the lateral at some point during your drive. Or you should have two laterals you have to make a game. Yeah. They haven't made their lateral yet.

They're nursing a three-point lead. Like those plays are the best where they're like, where they make it the whole way down the field. Like, hail, the whole way, is a proponent of that right like the rugby, bring some rugby to football and make that part of the strategy is just keep laterally. Does rugby have a CTE problem? Hmm. I don't know. They're really strict about tackle it like the way you tackle it. So also they don't have a helmet so you have to protect your own head. Right but they don't wear a helmet so they probably have some concussion issue yeah like professional wrestlers do they have concussions for sure yeah yeah because you can I mean you can gimmick how you're falling you can't take care of yourself but every now

then your head's gonna snap. Yeah you're still falling you know it's it's getting really bad for like the early UFC fighters as well. Like Chuck LaDell and Tito Ortiz are like can barely talk. Well they were just waylaying on the back of each other's heads right? Yeah and like every fight ended in like a devastating knockout and guys fought like way past when they should like true. Lidell got knocked out like seven times to in a row to end his career. That's got too. Anything neck above is an automatic. Like there's no questions about it. And it's usually the waist and below, right? Like it's got to. Yeah, it's shoulder below.

Sounds like an incentive. Yeah. You do that one more time, I'm tossing you. By all means. I think I will. Humbly accept the toss. Oh yes. Uh-huh. I'll see the prep sheet here.

Wow. He's not gay, a heterosexual dating show for Jake Malisek. Oh yeah, so we're doing this. Should we get him in here? Yeah, we just got to... Is he here? I'm seeing him. Yeah, he's here. Milesuck, if you're watching, well, let me do that. Malsec, come in.

Milesack! Oh, he might be. He might be in quick picks. Wait, go a little bit. Look. Look. Doug. Look. Doug! Doug!

Doug! Dog would be doing that. Of course, Doug's just there. Just fiddling with the crap. Oh, Doug. There's rut. Doug doing things, man. Hey, Malicek.

Sitting in big cast here. Oh wow, you're... Is that Doug from the other angle? Oh, yeah. Wait, let's watch Doug. See it again. He's going to take a picture. He's going to take a picture.

Doug. Infinite, Doug. That's fucking classic Doug, like that. Ha ha. Oh my God. He's taking it and he loves it. Oh, he's basking it, maybe. You can easily leave.

I feel like he can't leave. Why is that what? That would be a senior picture. Curse of little Doug in the corner. Doug O'9. Go Doug as a Doug O'9. Hey, Jake. He laughed us out. Wait, let's find him.

We should duke hunt once a day. It's duck hunting. The dog comes up and bass him in his mouth. Hey Jake. Hey, Jake. So, uh, you signed off on doing this? Yeah, I mean, I think it'd be kind of fun. All right.

What, uh, yeah. How long do you want this process to be? What did you have in mind? A week of shows. Yeah, I mean, I'll do whatever you guys want to do. Okay. Do you want to decide the girls? I think it'd be more fun if you guys brought people to the table that you thought would be good,

and then we would do that from there. Are you going to take this seriously? You're just looking to fuck him silly? Uh, no, I will think I'll take it seriously. Are there any guardrails that you'd like to put on in place right now? Like if a girl has the smallest thing will be, will disqualify. No, no, but it's not, there's, I have no list of, of X's. Okay, uh, classic surgery? Don't you like hate? That, yeah, well, to a certain extent it is, it kid? That out. Okay, all right. Short hair, long hair, medium hair, short hair, long hair.

Others are out. No, tattoos. Sleeve tattoos. Lots of, yeah. Nose ring. But wait, part of this is showing him somebody he may not have thought of and may have discarded. I like us each having to pick and pitch. thetoos. I don't like I don't mind that. Here's why I picked her We all have our own little guys bring names of people to me and that I will well how do we get the

Yeah, what I think we make a crew I have like we're gonna make a form. How do we look through the ones take pictures we were gonna make a Google submission form and I pick mine. I feel weird doing that. It's for Jake though. It's not for us. Right. I think we just accept whoever applies. Yeah, they're on the show. What if 2,000 people apply?

How do we make sure it's a woman? It's Jake. Does it have to be a video submission? I'm taking right now in the DMs it's just like where where where where where, profession, fun factor too. How many have you- Do we have over 20? Yeah. No. Probably about 7 to, 6 to 8 right now. It's more than I thought.

So 7. 7 or 6 to 8. 7 or 6 to 8. 7 or 7 or 7 or 7 or 7 or 7 or 7. Yeah, you almost slipped up there. But I'm happy to do whatever you guys would like to do. Okay, let's say I say a week show should be 10 women. You're gonna need to be decisive in this process. As we try to find something for you, we need hard, hard line stances in the sand.

When you guys say a week's worth of, what is the premise of the how are we gonna do is they get interviewed I think it starts off with just a quick interview round okay then like you pick two to go on a dinner date with here okay but can't pay for all I think there's some sport activities nice and I think we take some time to write this make it make it work for you cool all all right take the final three to the fantasy suite. Yes. Nice. If you want, yep. The mostly sports studio, you can use our couch. That's right. Yep. Are you not using this just for credits? What do you mean for credits? What do you mean for credits? On your you going? Are we talking about this in the same credit means the same thing to you? You want like TV credits. Oh Malicek appeared in this one. Right. Where your eye is right. Oh, when you said a week of shows that

was shocking to me. I thought this wasto be, I was going to say about me, but this is about me, but I don't want it to be, me being, look at me, I'm on the thing. Do you have an to break a woman's heart live in front of an audience of thousands? Yeah, and also I will not, if there is no winner, there will be no winner. There's gonna be no winner. I will I will make that a point as well. I mean there's but I'm open to there being a winner. I would be happy to be to have there be a winner. Oh can we have a section where after each one is cut they get to say what they think of him? Yeah yeah, totally like because I We need that as tough. That's the winner. Scares me a lot. Make out with the winner.

One make out. You guys are. OK, what about different room miced up? We hear Slope. The Shannon Sharp. Grimm. You got to give us something, Jake. I've got to put a product out there, man. TBD.

Okay, the Bachelor, one of the final episodes, will have the family come in. You willing to have your folks come out and meet her? They are coming for Thanksgiving. That's be a good finale, yeah. That would be a good way to leave on Thanksgiving break. They'll be here. I think they're coming a couple of days earlier too, so they'll be in town while work is still happening.

Well they, yeah? They would totally come. Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah. We might have a season two main character booked already as well. McKenzie. I love that. I love that. Oh yeah. All right. All right, sweet.

All right, so we'll write the Google submission form and. I think we're writing it right now. Oh, we're going to do it live? Let's do it now. All right, cool. Yeah, first box are you a woman? Yeah, that'd be. Let's do that. And they have to be local then. Uh, not necessarily.

How we don't have a budget for this. I think you'd thrive with this. We could schedule, uh, you could do zoom interviews. Okay. Why would I limit myself? Okay, but for the girl of my dreams. You flying them in when it comes down? All right, height. No preference. But do you want to know? Uh, yeah.

So four, four, five to six five. Yeah, yes. Good range. Good range. If I started at four or five, four, five is a good range. that's basically every woman. Age range. Age range.

I will say 22 to 28. How old are you? 25? That's it. I said three on each side. 30? 30? Seems a little old for me, no? Okay. Twenty-five and thirty. Religion? No preference. Is there a weight limit? They'll know. They'll know. Jesus. No. Yeah, he's right. Give me an example of knowing. Of knowing? Yeah, being intuitively. No means. Oh my gosh.

Pass. Pass. next. What? You should have passed the first question. I don't want to do that. Some of the questions I was thinking of, I was thinking of for this. Your ideal Saturday.

OK. Something like that. Cup size? Not a question. No, I'm not, the physical attributes don't matter to me. You've just seen how in this. That's becoming abundantly clear. Your ideal Saturday, what time do you normally go to bed at night? Should we have them just trace a quick outline of their silhouette. How they picture them. How they see them. Oh yeah I thought we were doing picture. What time is the ideal time to

go to bed? Oh doppelganger. Oh, so I like a double-ganger. Oh so I would like them to also... It wasn't asking you. Yeah, right. Good question. I like that question. Kids, yes or no. Smoke cigarettes. Yeah, your vices. You can list your vices. That's nice.

I like that. All right. Income, does's more of like you could make a lot of money being a stripper. Fair enough. Right. So strippers out. Out. Okay. Out. We're looking for a modest. Teachers out. A modest woman. I don't disagree. I don't disagree. We gloss? Yeah. So, say that on there. No, any and all are welcome. I mean that, but you have it. I mean that.

That's not the case. I mean that. Then why are we doing this whole activity? But I can't even stay up until 2 a.m. This is how you are saying. That's a good point. I am wasting my I'm giving away the answer again. I don't like getting too crazy with it because You never you're limited you think you think name Like some form of social media and That's the one for him, like, maybe there is a night owl who smokes crack, he's the one for you.

All right, well, we can make this. What if it's somebody that has slept with Connor Griffin? There are very, that's probably not, there's a crop of people at this office that I would be like absolutely not. Okay, list that he is not one of them. Okay. So have you slept with and then we will yeah Yeah, it's really just like smokes. Okay. It's kind of yeah. It's basically if you've looked up with Nicky smokes. Okay. And I love Nicky Smoke. Right, of course. We haven't. But your judgment is clearly flawed. We haven't discussed how fucking psychotic he looks. That's just a criminal. He's been filling out like a life insurance thing. And he's just lying.

Like about what? Uh, have him cocaine? Oh, they ask you, like, have you done it in the past 10 years? I'm here, laugh. All right, so we're whittling this thing down, right? Yeah, I mean, so are I going to go through the submissions? No, we are. We are.

We are. So we're not using our own champions. I think no photo gangers. Doppel ganger You have like celebrity double ganger Yeah, doesn't have to be a celebrity. Oh any doppel ganger Yeah, I think doppel ganger it's like my friend my friend Jane Yeah, why does doppel ganger get dicey? No, can I just last season of love is blind one of the final was. Oh, Megan Fox. That's awesome. It's more courtesy for the interest.

Can you imagine, live on the air, Jake Malicek has to tell a woman she's ugly? Like I'm not into you're way uglier than I thought you're gonna be? Yeah, because the first round of eliminations, you don't get to know them. That is strictly physical. And you're gonna, people are gonna think of, like when you send those, that, those four home, people would think a Baptist choir was... In fact, that's how we should format it, is you have to eliminate the four ugliest.

Yeah, the first challenge... You have to look them in the eye and be like, I'm sorry, huh? No, I do not want this to turn into me having to I'm not gay with Jake Nalesek. I'm Jake. Your first challenge is pretty. I'm sorry, Samantha. You are. Too ugly. That's what you have to say when you send them up. May I ask a question? By all means. Aren't we, are we playing a dangerous game by not taking photo submissions? Yes. Oh yeah. We gotta see what they look like. No, that will spoil the pocket. I'll say it 20 bucks, but we can be spoiled. We need to know. Tavis Maldonado. Yeah, Tavis is gonna show up.

He's gonna win this. If you had like an Instagram or something. Yeah, have like a social link. I don't. We need should know. So how are we going to know? If we show up... I want to review these on the app. If we show up to the dating show with 12 Ugo, we don't have a show. We don't have a show. That's a great show.

That's a great show and Jake has to just be like, uh-huh? Like you watch the Mermaid Effect in Real Life. The producers of reality shows don't go in blind. Yeah. That's true. Even the blind shows, the producers know what they look like. True. What about we know half? I would kind of like it for you guys to know. Okay, we can have one.

We can have one. We can only get a picture of their head. One wild card. Two wild jockers in the deck. I like that. Okay. So are we shooting for what, 12? Yeah, 12, 10, 12. 10 to maybe even 8. Oh, 11. See how many smoke it.

Okay, cool. That's fun. It's fun. Should we get the. And I don't want you clam gonna post about this on your own social media's? Uh, yeah. Like, hey, ladies. Yeah, submit your, uh, requests to be, to be what? To be mine.

To be mine. To be mine. Uh, did you rip those pants or did you? This was actually from the gauntlet. Wow. And I haven't gotten a new pair of jeans. I think we're wearing the exact same jeans right now. Are they banana? Yeah. Banana? No, they're not mine or not.

No, this is my one pair of pants and then I have a rip in them now. Cool man. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. All right. to.

the. to. Let me just confirm the questions. What is your ideal Saturday? What time do you normally have to go to bed? Do you want kids? Yes, no. What are your vices? What is your profession? Have you ever hooked up with Nicky smokes?

Nice. And then, doppelganger. Okay. Are we doing Instagrams? Are you? All the trips? Do you like cilantro? ? Nice. Do you like cilantro? But that can't be for you to see on the form. No, I won't see the form. I'm just going to, I'll put the link out, but I won't look.

Oh, cilantro's good. Do you like cilantro? Does that matter to you? What if she has an aversion to? Oh, allergy? Also, also. I'm a lot. to And I would like, that would be a nice, happy coincidence. Yours isn't deadly, right? Very much so. Oh it is. Yeah.

So like, when I'm on a plane and then they can't give us peanuts. It's my fault. Oh, it's the, yeah. How shook were you when the Netmobile was here? Uh, that wasn't that bad, but there has been a bowl of raw peanuts in the kitchen for thu. up. But yeah, peanut allergy yes or no would be nice as well. Just a happy coincidence. I don't know because what happens if you guys both get exposed nobody can epipen the other because you're dying. Yeah, but also there's like the, oh I forgot and I had a snickers bar and then Jake's dead. Oh, what if you were out for a night and you made out with a girl who had snickers? I, this is more of a college thing because I've stopped my, my dance floor makeout days or behind me.

But there were many a night, many a night in college were right beforehand. I'd be like, by the way, you would have had to have a arresees or anything before that. At the bar? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Well, it's either that or I died. You don't pause that yeah that sucked that was not a good time you ever streak across the lawn couple times you did it was into that yeah a couple times national championship

night and then a week a week of graduation good time you get a dick out you go to Trinity mm-hmm yeah yeah yeah you UNC football weekend I think I'm gonna go. Yeah never mind. Well that turned boring. Never mind. What if we made this specifically a peanut allergy love show? Whoa nuts for love. That's pretty, mm-hmm. But they're not nuts. Yeah no nuts.'re not nuts. Yeah, no nuts. Okay, not mine. It's an aversion to.

Yeah. Are you guys excited for this? Is it exciting? We are from now. Am I? Yeah, you're just kind of... I'm trying to do this in like a real way. No, I want you to get this to be a joke to do this in like a real way. I want you to get this. What's real about this?

I don't want this to be a joke to you guys. No, no, a woman out there deserves you. I do need you to know something. It will be a joke to us. Yes, but not. But it doesn't have to be to you. Sure, I will to pick anybody. So that's that's an option. Yeah, but there is. But there is, there is a chance that there that that will not be the case.

That's the whole point of this. We have to book them like a trip. I was just going to say you have to go on a trip. They all justthe time. He's gonna be around in October, right? Yeah. Yeah, we should have Shalcross. That's how they do it on the bachelors. Like, they walk you, there's like the old bachelor,

he helps the current bachelor. Coach them up. Even if you don't start a relationship, going to be one you like the most. Right. What's in it for them? We're going to send them to the beach. OK, they still have to go on a trip together. OK. Wildwood? The prize for the girl is supposed to be Jake. Correct. They've won.

Oh, you have to bring in your dog and see? the dog say that. Should we at least tell them about your aversion to soaps and shampoo? That's pretty, I feel like it's pretty public. I still get a lot of- I doubt. I doubt. I don't know how locked into our daily content they're going to be. Maybe they're super locked in, maybe they're just, I don't know. Maybe their brothers saying, hey, you should tto the Google form. Do you, I don't remember what question was.

Yes or no? Yeah, but I assume she does. Right, well, I mean, maybe. What is it turn off for you if she does? Maybe she doesn't. I'm, but that would be, that'd be a, maybe she doesn't. I'm saying if you're looking at that as you guys. Okay. If she doesn't. don't fuck a body wash? That's a plus for you guys that would be... Jesus Christ Jake. No, no, not for me, I don't care, but I'm saying if you are looking at that as you guys.

Yeah. You would see that and be like, oh maybe that's like, this is the match. That's the match. That's the match. This is female malice, right? This is gonna, a miscellaneous section. Yeah, and then like, you know, any extra notes maybe at the bottom they can fill in. I'd love to, the extra notes are going to put somebody over the top. Yes. And then, yeah, send it out after extra notes. Cool. Exciting. Good luck, thanks, guys. How many dudes?

to most all dude exclusively. Please I'm here a pick as well. I already have. For what? Ah. Quick, quick thing. Yeah. I'm strutting away. Ballastick.

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you. All right, give me that sheet back because I just want to make sure. By the way, cornered Jamequy got to be off the wheel because we've already, we're already doing it. Jemarquy is going on eating. I think for now until we think it's something else we can pair him with, right? Least beers at the next case race. He has to eat your Marquay? Yeah.

Deal. Oh, fuck me. No, fuck me. No, the last time. You are not even in close to contention to the least beers. Oh. Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Or me. Yeah. Or me. Yeah. Or me? Or is it me? Yeah, maybe. It's not you. Maybe that. How much is you a hangover? Shit. I don't remember how many you. Okay, how many do you think you had? Seven? Seven? I felt like you were up in double digits back tomorrow. They're just doing a one day thing today. So we'll have the whole crew tomorrow. Are you out tomorrow? I'm in.

Why do you want me to take the day? You deserve it. Are you trying to do? Are you trying? No. Are you're be fine. Yeah, you were fine. They were looking right. What does it say?

That says six. No, it wasn't six. More? It was like two and a half. Medical issues. Oh yeah. I mean, Titus really ran up the score. I had a lot of beer.

Yeah. I can't believe you weren't. Hospital. crazy thing to look at. Yeah. I can't believe you weren't maybe in Mexico. Yeah. That's ticy. What is that was crazy. What is the BAC after 21.5 and a half in three hours? We should have had one of those. Yeah. You did have by far the most but I think by the end a lot of yours was missing too right? Like it was. But it got on his clothes probably yeah tie he absorbed it that yeah it just got in they got in some way all right you know spend these spend the wheel already spend the wheel it's a nice symmetrical wheel it's tomorrow Friday already yeah fast week all right all right all right

all right we'll see you guys tomorrow. And I'm going to wear a new shirt tomorrow. What? What? What? It's the act. It's your trips, the exile, let's say, for a while, is the act? It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop for doing a Yankee slob is the act. It's the act. See tomorrow. Please buy mostly sports jerseys. Thanks.

I'm about to go kick Blutman's ass in NCAA. Probably not. But we'll see. I love you, but.