The Yak - Brandon Walker Has Officially Committed to Mississippi State | The Yak 5-30-25

Episode Date: May 30, 2025

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She came in and said, you're looking awful windswept today. I said it nice, I said, you're looking awfully windswept. And I said it nice. I said you're looking awfully windswept. And I said a compliment back to you. When I think of windswept, I think of like a dude sitting, getting off a boat in Key West with a long sleeve shirt. He's got a beautiful like natural tan. And he's been a little windswept.

I think of a guy, a frumpy businessman downtown. Oh no. And his tie is a little windswept. I think of a guy, a frumpy businessman, downtown. Oh, no. Wind swept. And his tie is askew. And then he's all, his toupee is blowing in the wind. I associate it with ruggedly handsome, which I think is the highest praise a man can get. Yeah.

Like, you know when you see a guy who's, it's not, it's not like, oh, you just went on vacation. Or, oh, you just went to the tanning booth, Dante. It's like, this guy works outside, and he's got just the natural yeah yeah exactly exactly like like like a scottish pre skin cancer right beautiful glow can we go back to the root of it she walked in and said that to me she's never complimented me in her life so why would that have been a compliment today is there a chance maybe your guards up it's Friday let. Let's just put our guards down.

Let's all put our guards down. Put your guard down. I got my golf club. Let's put our guards down. A real chuzz. He is being a chuzz. Did you try it out? I think they know what's coming.

I can't find him. I tried it out. Annika's the only one I've seen, and I like her. I did on Annika. She didn't know what it was. And then she looked it up, and I basically ran out of the room before she could figure it out. Ella Griff's the one I'm trying to. Yeah, you got to get out. I can't find her

I got Hannah Montoya and then Max was like, did you say jugs and then I ran out of that way? Ella Griff has never sat normally She sits and she sits in the yeah and off it with her shoes off. Yeah Yeah, like a gargoyle a gargoyle Boy a gargoyle our guards are all down to put our guards. Let's just be fucking free fun. All right fun my guards Down it's down Just have some motherfucking fun man. It's just chill all right Hmm is boring. Do you see that uh John Tyler's?

hmm this is boring do you see that uh John Tyler's final living grandson past did see this fine end of an era he was 96 huh John Tyler the 10th president had a grandson a couple years ago who was alive at the same time as George Washington mm-hmm he had a grandson that was living Crazy. Now he's dead. Did he ever meet his grandfather? No, there's no way. No, there can't be. His dad had to have been like 60 when he had. They were all old when they Yeah, yeah, cuz dudes back then were old. Still throwing comment. Like 13 year olds. Was he not in the 1800s a president? He was born in 1790 Jesus Christ. And so he had the kid He was like 60 something and then that kid was like 70 or he was 70

Kid was like almost a hundred Wow, it's fact of the month, but that was yeah, that was a fun fact that we Kyle your guards down yours Kyle why what was your fact of the month? He had a great fact. What was your fact? We already talked about my fact but that was crazy Kyle. And frankly Kyle. What was your fact? Hold on. Frankly, we engage in a back and forth text exchange, right? And I send you fun facts, I send you trivia questions. Oh we. All these things and you never send me anything Kyle He still got the fun fact of the month the Colorado, Nebraska arrivals

See as soon as he lets his guard down you do that Are you taking out your shoelaces? What was your fun fact Brandon? I do not remember. It was a fun fact to me. Yeah it was just about us. It wasn't fun. Can I hear it? I sent Kyle a fun fact two days ago as well.

How do you know the rest of the room won't be interested? Yeah. Next was fact of the month. There it is. What was your fun fact of the month? Mine was fact of the month apparently. Well just hand it out fact of the week. 2013 MIT did a study of who the most famous person ever is and they did it by pooling data from

Wikipedia and whoever had the most translated pages they deemed as world-renowned So number one was Jesus has to be Jesus number two was Obama Number four was Hitler number three was actor Corbin blue from High School Musical. Nobody knows why Translated in like 200 some languages. Holy shit. Mm-hmm Do you guys have a go-to fun fact well do you want to digest that one? Yeah, maybe we take Corbin blue kind of oh that one. I don't know about core. I don't know who that is exactly That's why you should be shocked. It's just cuz the names of color right no No That's why you should be shocked. It's just cuz the names of color right no No His page is translated in over

215 like one of those teen movies that everyone fucking watches Throbs who are like more globally prominent. I just I just don't believe that What what was he in high school music when dancing with the stars those are the only two things I could tell you he ever Did I'm gonna be honest I? Don't find that fact very fun. Then I think you need to look inwards. Okay, that's fine. I just don't find, I don't know who that is.

That's why it should be the most fun! That's why you should be shocked! You should be agape! I don't get him Kyle! I don't get him! That's the point of the fact! People don't... I don't care about him. Yes, the big cat you were agreeing with us

But it's probably some stupid reason that like some crazy. You know some Fangirl in India was like I love Corbin blue so much. I'm a translator. It's a fun fact I write like I need the actual like it doesn't feel Fact enough, but just just it's so bizarre that it seems like a bit- That's a guard- that's a guard up move. I think guards are up. It's too much- it's too bizarre. I'm not-

No, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about Kyle. God damn man, I think this is- All the guards are up. I let my guard down because if my guard was up, I wouldn't have said the part where I didn't get- I made myself vulnerable by sharing the fun fact I sent in private, and you shit down my fucking throat. I think y'all know my guard's down, you're all scared.

It's not a fun fact, because I'm not- I didn't- yeah, I'm- I never put my hand down shit down my fucking throat. I think y'all know my guards down. You're all scared Not a fun fact cuz I'm not I didn't yeah, I never put my down Nobody's having no one But I you understand that if my guard was up I would have gone along with that my guards down. I don't You're being honest. I'm being honest. I'm being you know what I'm being Unapologetic and lift the lift. We wanted to lie lift the mood of the room. Brandon, give us a real fun fact. Well, my fun fact isn't that fun. You're gonna hate this. I liked it. No, no, don't say fun facts in front of Big Cat.

Don't do it. Your guard is so up right now, it's insane. Neither your guard is what put his guard up. No, but I'm all the way down. You're combative. You attacked me like I was a guarded man. Exactly. I'm just don't. As soon as I lowered the drawbridge, you Trojan Horstened.

You Trojan Horstened. No, no, I was being honest. What are you doing, Kate? In making myself vulnerable. I thought it was a, that's why I didn't share it with you. That's why I didn't share it with you. People could say that I'm very wrong for not caring about that, but my guard's down, I don't care.

Isaac Newton. Below Corbin Blue. Albert Einstein. Below. Mussolini. Below. Jennifer Hudson. Again, the reasoning behind it. No, pull this down before he gets mad at you, TJ. No, I think it's more about the...

I'm on a month-to-month contract now that I brought that up. We'll just give both Nickies. It's the reasoning behind it that I don't really understand nor like... That's what I'm kinda getting. It's fine, it's whatever. He's not even the star of the main movie he's in.

Don't try, this is a lost cause. I'm from a small town of 9,500 people in rural Mississippi. And there are more black people in my hometown than in the state of Montana. Isn't that crazy? That is a fun fact. That's crazy. Wow.

You know what? Montana doesn't have many blacks. There's 6200 black people in West Point, Mississippi, and there are 4000 in the state of Montana. Oh, that's a lot. That's crazy. That's a fun fact. Montana is both huge in area, and it, that's a lot. That's crazy. That's a fun fact. Montana is both huge in area

and it has over a million people. That's crazy. And growing. Wyoming as well, but Montana's more interesting because they're bigger. Wow. Yeah, so that's-

A lot of our listeners just sprinted to Zillow. So that was my fun fact to Kyle. Like isn't this a neat little- That is then. That's neat. I love it. That's really neat. But it's not fun? I think it's a fun fact. little it is then that's neat. I was really neat. What's not fun I think it's a fun fact. It's interesting

Yeah, I live for if Corbin blue was one of those black people from your hometown that would be no it would change shit so fun It's fine all right, so who's all right? I got one your guard was down enough I got one that he horribly mean he FT told me yesterday That was I thought very fun. There's There's only been two Jalen Williams that specific name that's played in the NBA and they play on the same team. That's fun Wow, that's pretty crazy, right? That's fun That's kind of a Jalen and Williams are both pretty popular names How many you think some high school basketball right now like 500 possibly they'll all get on the thunder

I'm trying to think of the carnival game game equivalent of how fun that fact is okay. Oh Throwing a dart at a balloon that actually is a fun. Good about bad, but I Yeah, you like that a lot backfired, but I feel like in the realm of facts like that. It's But I feel like in the realm of facts like that, it's mid tier. Okay. I, and I'm fine with you guys judging it. All right. My guard's down. Let's all start over. No, I, if you guys don't like that fact, I'll find another one. It's Friday. Do you guys have a go to bother? Um, Denora, Pennsylvania. That's the, that's, uh, it's mine as well. What's that? I think that's the funnest sports related. Well, he he had it first. I know but I agree with him. I'll let him do it. Yeah.

This is a great fun fact. Ken Griffey Jr. Stan Musial, Joe Montana. II was just doing the King Griffey and Stan Musial. That's a fun fact. Well, you say yours. Ken Griffey Jr. is not the most famous outfielder born in DeNora, Pennsylvania on November 21st. Wow. Because he and Stan Musial were both born on November 21st in DeNora, Pennsylvania.

DeNora is nothing. Ken Griffey Jr. is more. I think so. I've never heard of the other guy. Maybe I meant like. Stan Musial. He's not, hold on, hold on. Well you could do that with.

Stan Musial's a greater all time player than Ken Griffey Jr. Or he's more famous. Okay then I should have said. He's not the best. He's not the on hold on. Well you could do that with that usuals a greater all-time player than Kinger for Jesus more famous Okay, then I should say he's not the greatest player from he's not the greatest outfielder from Denora, Pennsylvania November cats you could do that one same day Can you do that with Steph like Steph Curry's not the most famous basketball player born in whatever hospital? General or some yeah some shit. Yeah, but this is that's pretty crazy on the same day Carnival ride equivalent that's a gravity saying Steph Curry's not the best basketball player born in a specific Akron's also a city 100,000 people

DeNora has like 60 people Right, you're right. The damn usuals and Joe Montana also have you looked up other facts about the north brawn and tiger have the same Birthday, I don't know shit. Oh, they had a death fog. They had a what a death fog They had a cloud of pollution so dense and so polluted and so cancerous that it settled over the city for some time back in the 50s or 60s, killed dozens of people. That happened in London.

That's cool. London had it for like two weeks. Yeah, that's what chased Ken Griffey's grandfather out of Tenora, Pennsylvania. Death's fog? Wow. Kind of a pussy move. From the fog or the people that died?

Yeah, just be like oh this fog I'm gonna fog my whole life. Yes of this fog. Well, if it's gonna kill you. Yeah, just wait a little bit burn off Yeah, but it's killing people as it is you're waiting. I guess that's true get a big fan The North Pennsylvania is a great one. I shouldn't have chimed in on your fact cuz it was your fact That's a good one My fun fact is always that Matthew Broderick killed a person. Yeah, that is so fun. That's a real blast Yeah, Jim Beheim Jim Beheim. Yeah, but that was yeah. Yeah, there's a few people Caitlyn Jenner got away with one. Oh, yes Guard up did Caitlyn I believe she ran somebody over Coast Highway. Yeah, wait as a

Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know before I don't know worst. I'd imagine as soon as she became a woman. Yeah Huh I'm sorry Nick that I didn't like your fun fact you hated the fun fact and I'll never say another I'll never say that you can't get a DUI on a Zambonian jersey. I'll never tell you that. Really? It's not, no, don't listen to it. That's crazy.

That's way more fun than Furby and Blue. That's a middle fact. No. Danny, I'm sure you have one. I'm too self-conscious to say anything. Yeah, right? Chris Davis hit 247 for three seasons. Wow.

I just apologized to Nick. Apology accepted. Okay, good, because if you notice how I worded it, I didn't actually apologize. I apologized that I didn't like it. Oh my god. I didn't really. I apologize. I apologize for my own feelings.

No, I believe you didn't like it. I believe you didn't like it. I didn't. I'm just being honest. I should have dumbed down the fact for you. Maybe you didn't like it. I didn't I'm just being honest. I should have come down the fact for you I maybe you didn't You can mix blue and red to make purple. That's okay. Yeah there we go Corbin blue what's

What's our tennis plan? They're good there. I think they're out there So yeah, we're gonna watch him play tennis for a little bit mincy pulled me aside He's like that you know this has a chance to be the best yak ever. Oh, yeah He said to me he's like it's gonna be great. I was like. I don't think so dude I think it's mincy was glowing he walked past me and said this is this gonna be popping and he asked He's like how many sets are we playing? I was like sets I think we're gonna watch you for like five minutes and be like alright. That was enough. Is this right now? Yeah

I can take them live if we want to let's see where they're at. Yeah. Oh, oh they're warming up Is this our camera angle oh he well I thought they were gonna be like here in the gym in front of us They're warming up those other people have no idea Get inside the fence yeah, what are we doing? They're warming up. yeah but get inside the fence what's he wearing? are those goggles? Rex Becks? I don't know. he's got a nice stroke. pause. yeah I can already tell he's gonna be pretty decent hold his own. what's the spread Che?

oh maybe he's great It asked for a line. He's like is there a bedding line. I was like mincey. I haven't thought about this Oh, yeah, we should probably warn mincy when he's on oh, yeah Yeah, what if that was his you know like the the backstroke? Oh? It was just slurs. No. Yeah. Oh. Oh.

He just can't. Alright, we'll go back to them when they're ready. Yeah, this will be the best episode ever. Ever. He was so pumped when he came up to me. So pumped. It's gonna be great. Because he thinks he's gonna do so well? I think he thinks he's gonna do well, but I also I don't know

I mean it mince he's obviously we know him very well if he says something's gonna be great. It's never much guaranteed Yeah, he doesn't seem to have a relation. He doesn't realize that his best moments just kind of happened right can't blame him Maria Sharpova's grunts register 101 on the decibel scale. Yeah? Really? Is she the number one grunter? I always think Monica Salas when I think of tennis grunts. Nick, let's tachio this.

Give me some fun facts until I'm like wow. No. Let's get back together. Listen man. If you weren't wow, definitely. I need the weekend to decompress. Corbin Blue? Yeah, I mean.

You wowed Corbin Blue. He's third all time behind Jesus and Obama. Let's break it down. No, no, it's not. This is a losing battle Why? He's as stubborn as a mule That's why it stumps people how and why this happened, but I gave like a reasoning It's probably some fucking super fan. Why doesn't everybody do that? Because no one has Corbin blue super fans Why doesn't everybody do that because no one has Corbin blue super fans? What okay isn't that fact itself if that were the truth isn't that incredible fun fact? There's one person out there so obsessed with Corbin blue that person wants to wear his skin. That's not very fun I didn't think about the fact that just one person could edit in transit. Yeah, it's open source

I don't think I don't think that's the case though. Oh Dan did you know giraffes necks aren't long enough to reach the ground? Wow, what I did not and that crazy that is crazy. That's true in fact So how is that possible? Yeah, it's pretty fucking fun. They just don't eat eat. They can't eat grass You know trees right? Yeah, well they got famously long necks But if you put something on the ground or like pick that up with your mouth that seems like a really funny prank We could play on a giraffe. Yeah here. Hell here. Here's a hundred bucks giraffe. We tape you put something on the ground or like pick that up with your mouth that seems like a really funny prank we could play on a giraffe yeah here hell here here's a hundred bucks giraffe we tape all the trees to

the ground yeah oh my god so if trees evolved to be short giraffes go extinct mm-hmm trees are stupid or giraffes evolved to be shorter I we don't want that to happen no they would be cute we don't want to lose big giraffes would mini giraffe be the number one pet. Yes, they were mini Yeah, the guy that had opulence I has it and he had many giraffes fucking awesome I don't know I cut away. Yeah, I was gonna say I I have many a mini elephant would rock many. I don't think they're fun to pet a mini bear a mini bear. Oh my god mini giraffe is gonna be no That's like that Oh, yeah, that is mini by jumping but we're talking about pets so you would want to pet the pet looks fragile

Yeah, right That's what Christopher sat on in the Sopranos That we already have the mini mini hippo, which is the baby hippo, and it went crazy. Moodang grew up. They have pygmy hippos, though. Who just fart-noised a hippo? I did. Moodang grew up. Yeah.

They're teeny tiny. This is what you're gonna do to the Rizzo. You know that, right? I don't know if the Rizzo ever will grow up. They're not gonna let him. They're gonna stun his growth. It's on Sesame Street now. I feel like he hasn't grown at all.

Yeah, he was with Oscar the Grouch. Oscar the Grouch started his orange, but then he got so dirty They kept they he's green now. Oh wow don't that's all I don't do that. I didn't know that Elmo too. Here's a fun fact. Elmo has the same birthday Stephen Che. Oh The the voice of Elmo pedophile. Oh, that's fun. Okay Pedophile oh, that's fun, okay? Talk to the right line of work no fun facts include Stephen Che Almost three do you think Elmo could do a dick vital impression? Oh? You think Steve shake it do I know a shake?

I don't know if Elmo would be able to pull I don't know what I would sound like brain I don't know what that would sound like about wait Elmo doing dick vital. Yeah, yeah Danny I don't have an Elmo Danny has the Elmo Danny has the Elmo What am I saying as dick Elmo as dick? Are you serious? Well? No Steven Che as Elmo is just like oh boy So this is three There's no chair Well, no, you got to say like so like something about cancer or something you had to che Cancer free are you serious? Are you what's he say che the big the big C? Do your dick vital impression then I could do an ammo impression of your dick by

Vital impression then I could do an ammo impression of your dick by Take my tell dig right. Oh, oh yeah What's what roll of dicks are you going through in your mind? That's like the opposite of the library of Congress To Couple it's it's the back of a napkin. That's in your head The big C is no match for Dickie V baby cancer-free Yeah, that was good the big C is no match for Cancer free like it had not bad. I'll work on it. I'll work on it Jay had to dig deep to find his dick fight tell dick fight tell

If you just had an animation I forgot what the line was He just yeah, I'll just moved his he literally moved his the Gatorade bottle in his brain I tell was sitting right there as a coaster underneath it excuse me Godzilla Back here to dickie Dude your impression list fits into an UberX. I always wish I could do impressions. Yeah, me too. I can't even fathom how I'd do it.

I can't do one. You can do Brandon. Yeah, I can do Brandon, and I stole Danny's White Sox Dave. You can do White Sox Dave. Brandon, what can you do? Nothing. I stole Brandon from Rome. But I think Mark Titus can really do impressions

but he holds back. What? Yeah we've seen. Every time you ever do a voice it's like spot on. He captured my entire personality. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. In episode eight it was yeah.

That was one affirmative. Yeah that was a long. I think you're secretly very good at it but you don't. I don't wanna be labeled that. ACDC? That's a lot of. I think you're secretly very good at it, but you don't. I don't want to be labeled that. ACDC? That's a lot of it. Oh yeah. ACDC.

Yeah, there's a lot of pressure that comes with that. What's the best impression? What's an impression that like, I guess I'm gonna answer my own question. Is it Tina Fey, Sarah Palin, where it's like, it was so good, it almost erased the real person? Yeah. Like, yeah. That's's probably that's up there Dan

Soder's macho man or Rodney Danger yeah like Dana Carvey doing Bush cuz remember he that's right come up with the word that everyone just then Berenstain Baird what was the word oh it was not gonna do it right no no but it was also fuck Dana Carvey was a word that he came up with it then became like everyone thought Bush had said it Prudent would be prudent. No. No, I know what you're talking about. It was like a speech he was Which bush the first one fuck? Looked that up. I I have a similar memory of you sure. Yes, not gonna not gonna

Was it will ferrell doing w maybe it was will ferrell doing w yeah He definitely said that yeah, it was just will ferrell do yeah, well ferrell st. St. D jury That was a fun fact there we go why you looking at me man I'm not gonna move, but I want you to I'm over it I'm over it and I've retired from fun facts you've given like three since then yeah to nothing Do you can do one of those rock stars, right? What's rock star The only guy on ZZ top without a beard oh his last name oh yeah no Kyle I can't

can't do Frank beard I just can you subtly gave you a fun fact ah you thought he's talking impressions I did. He was simply throwing in the fact that Frank Beard is the only. You do a good Austin Powers. No. Do it Brandon. You do it all the time. I never, no. Have you never done that on air?

I can't. I once brought a Barstool production of Crippling to the ground because I couldn't do a British accent. It was something for you. I was doing a voiceover for, no, y'all were playing tennis or something, or playing some sport, and I was supposed to be, Corey Relidge had brought me in to do something,

maybe pickleball, and it brought me in to be the British commentator, and we sat in that voiceover room for an hour. I can't do accents either. I couldn't do British. Rhone is really good at English. My southerness can't get to British. Yeah.

Rhone's got so many good.. Oh so good. German. Yeah. I wish I could do all of these. Is there a way to just practice and learn them? We should have our own show one day. A lot of reps. Why do British singers sing American? That's a good question. I never knew it. Yeah. The Beatles sounded downright American. British people are great at doing Americans. Why don't they just sing with the accent? I feel like a few people have. Who's the number one who blew your mind when you realized they weren't American? Oh, Idris Elba.

House. No shit! Don't fuck you. I'm being serious. He's British. Andrew Garfield, just cause he looks like. Andrew Garfield's British? Yeah.

Oh yeah. Idris Elba was my number one where I was just like, what the fuck? Yeah. Schoener Bell? Yeah. How's that possible? Isn't Seal British?

Oh yeah, but he's very British. But his songs don't sound like it. Yeah, they don't sing in British. He's a Batman guy. I think Christian Bale got me early on yeah Welsh, right? Yeah, then I saw an interview and I was like goddamn it sounds oh the Most recent one I had was the Asian woman from the wife from Severance. Yeah, Australian. Oh

Hard one to mask has it ever happened vice versa where you're like wait, they're American. Oh good question stop Yes, they're good you're on fire Really crushing today. There's no more around the horn. Maybe we should start giving points Good question, we're all the Harry Potter kids? Or was Harry Potter faking it? Harry Potter's British. Harry Potter's British. Oh, they're all British. Yeah. Okay. Does a British accent make a woman less attractive?

More. No. More. Oh, I think less. Any accent makes more. Well, it's not any. It's their horrible genetics and ugly face that makes them. Hottest accents are French.

I agree with that, Kyle. I like Australian. Australian. I like Australian, too. They're teethful. British is a great accent. I love the Australian. Yeah, it's just, it's everything else. I like Australian. Australian. I like Australian too. British is a great accent. Yeah, it's just everything else. Australian French.

Get ready to hide your boners, boys. Sweep your chimney, Governor. Woo woo woo. Oh god. Array, a-maw-ya-nay, buck beak. If there was anything within grab that I could have chopped my dick off, I'm so lucky right now. I'm never getting hard again.

I've had my last boner. Yeah, that was audio ED. You wanna know when you have your last boner? Oh. No. Okay. You might not know, but you can't be surprised. Do you think dudes can pinpoint,

like old dudes could tell you, like I remember my last one, or do you think it just kind of? I'm going down the Moe's scale year by year. Yeah. Yeah. What's the most? But I only go by the people in my life. My grandfather went to the grave hard.

Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't believe this whole like, when you're 90 you can't get hard. It might take a little longer, but. I don't know, man. Don't they get narbs all the time? I'll find a way. I'm sorry?

Yeah, I will find a way. No apparent reason, Boner. I don't know. Just. Don't they get narbs all the time? I'll find a way. I'm sorry? Yeah, I will find a way. No apparent reason, Boner. I don't know. Just give me a tit to touch. I don't. You don't get tits to touch as an old man. Give you a good tit. I think when you're 90, it's like a tit's a tit.

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unbelievable It's when you're hooking up with a girl on the side. That's what you refer to her as ten points I thought you guys would have thought maybe it's a a bad website link a virus if you were talking about how you Sausage that did happen. Yeah, even when I was off Yeah, well, I mean we're gonna cheat anyway. Why is it? Yeah, you guys don't like losing at anything Do you really? And it shows really hurt you guys I

Like losing close. Yeah, there's a thrill. I've said that fuck off man That's like you just discovered it like a really Fuck off, man You just discovered it like a really To bother people very agreeable so true Are you see what these boys are doing? Nope First grunt all right, so we should get them Going yeah Should we get them in front of the camera? I think the camera man should be behind one of them

Yeah, yeah, the camera man should be behind one of them for sure so he doesn't have to do this. They're still just hitting right Yeah, they're still just warming up. Oh This is gonna be some bad tennis Right. Yeah, they're still just warming up. Oh, this is gonna be some bad tennis Very active tennis court for noon. Oh, yeah behind me Well, well, he's not the sky is he getting dizzy actually haven't climbed the fence. That'll be cool When you die, isn't it rigor mortis that gives you a giant boner? No, I think that's your body getting stiff your whole body. That's a rigor mortis though, right? Right, but I don't know if it's you don't count as a boner because everything's a boner I

thought that's what you said your grandfather's out of the giant boat no he was making a joke about his grandfather being horny all the time yeah Jesus this isn't all right all right yeah I guess I guess we didn't really figure out the camera angle I think just keep it on mints all right tell them to get going let's let's I want to see how did this come to fruition I was just sitting in the gambling cave and I was like mincy will beat your ass jack okay I won't and I was like all right well I want to see it I like the little scoreboard again I just want to be very clear I'm I've so little invested in this that we

can turn it off at any time. Like right now we can turn it off. We don't like watch a point. We want who do we want to win? I don't know. Jack McCarthy. I don't think. Oh, oh, all right. That was an ace. We got to see. Don't worry about that ball, man. Just let it go. Yep. That's just a person's deal with that yeah yeah he attempted he did he just walked off and let that other person oh is this the game yeah and so it's already love yeah he's gonna lose yeah so Jack is just pounding and serves so Jack and play tennis yeah I guess we should see mincy serve yeah Yeah. Oh, that should be an easy put away There we go man, oh no

Did Jack also play in high school, I believe so But mince is the only state champ Okay, I think that was a bad serve I think you got it no you're right you're right good job Tom oh well oh they're both not great yeah kind of what I expected He jumps. Big bother. Here we go. Oh he called that out. Is Mincy good at tennis? No. I don't know, he's tied in this game now.

He looked fine. Yeah, they're both, he's fine. It's hard because we only ever see the best tennis players. We don't even see that. Barely. If we do watch tennis. Oh! Oh! He hits it very high. Oh. I would have loved to see him fall in his face there. That's kind of... Yeah. He lost his step for sure. He just walked off and let that guy get that ball.

Yeah. All right, this is Game point. He just compliments the whole time Very consistent, so we gotta watch me. We gotta watch mincy serve and then Like I switch sides. Yeah, they switch sides. Yeah Cameraman switch sides. I want to see Yeah. Cameraman, switch sides. We want to see up close. The odd number of points? Mincy serve. You think it's better to see it from back here, though?

I want to hear some grunts. I want to see. Yeah, good point. We have enough flack. I don't know. Make sure you turn the camera awkwardly. They didn't have to switch sides. Who's manning this camera? It's got to be an intern. Tyler Spade teller spade Doug I think we can go that for their

So then tell them to switch back Mincy go back. Yeah switch back so we can get behind mincy. I want to see mincy Why were they switching sides you're treating this like it's Wimbledon I Mean look at the score who made that? It's a default bug okay. It's good. It's really good I just felt bad for ever had to make it Yeah, I feel bad for a ride to make it Dude I I'm gonna quit

Okay Tell me when ready. Yeah, ready. No one. All right. Here we go. Three bounces. He said he has a wicked serve.

Pretty good. Oh. Pretty good form, though. It looked like a real. Yeah. Oh. He's not bad at tennis. I can tell you that. Who? Mince. Yeah. He's a he's not playing well, but he knows how to play tennis. He could probably beat everyone in this room, except maybe Kyle.

And maybe I will never admit defeat to mention I'd kill myself first I stink at tennis yeah y'all ever got a tennis play in no y'all ever gotten any tennis play in like months or weeks or oh yeah back when I was a kid I played for a while I always was tennis was one of those sports that like if I'm playing it the whole time I'm like this would be awesome if this was home run derby. Oh yeah. I mean tennis is very fun to play. Like I'd hit a ball and then I'd just be like what if I hit it over the fence? Some what? With a tennis ball? Yeah. Tennis ball home run derby. I think you would like it though. Now I get bored I just want to hit it over the fence. But you're you're active. I

mean, it's not a sport that gets boring. I guess part right here is fucking awesome. He's whipping his ass. See, I get bored because I want to play Homer Derby. You give me a ball, something to hit it with an offense. I'm immediately like, well, this would be Homer Derby. I disagree. Well, I think that's stupid. All right. I actually don't think that. I'm sorry. All right, so Mincy.

He's going to lose. Yeah. Ooh. A little hostile. All right. Almost played Steve Nash in tennis one time. All right, that was our tennis match. I think we're good.

Yeah, I think we're good. Yeah, all right. They do have to finish it, right. Yeah, they have to finish Maybe just keep it live, and we'll just check in just keep the score Can you see can you see the score TJ? Can you update it? He was carrying the tennis racket, and I saw him walk by Steve Nash no way you almost played him But all I had to do is ask and I'm sure you would've been like where was this This is actually Chicago

No, oh no, but if I had I had a tennis racket had I asked him and had he say yes and had we port available Probably would have played That was all that was missing so very close to playing NBA MVP two-time NBA MVP Do you have a ball no ball here, so we probably need one of them? Probably needed that as well. He just had a tennis record. Yeah, right a tennis record. Yeah, you have the right shoes on I Did not he did okay, but I would have played barefoot if I had the opportunity. I just would have Let it rip Sleepy Brandon

It's about it's about it's about his nap time. Brandon and my two year old have the same nap time. It's like 12 45. Yeah, it's right there. Get a little cranky. I just need a good stretch. It's the last time y'all just put in a good stretch. Oh, I need to stretch more.

Yeah, good, good stretch. I already have my nap. I love that this scoreboard is updating. This is great. So we'll just, we could just go back when it's like six. Oh It's like the ticker. Yeah Scores from around the country Big point coming up

Nick and KB congrats on the new podcast. Conversations. Yeah. That was just a what? People think that that's just what we're doing now. I know. That was just a... People are expecting it to be funny. No. Wait, what was it about?

Just the history. No. No. No, come on. No. Kyle. Are you two okay? No.

You two. Yes. We got to get them back. How do we get them back? Perfectly fine. All right. Let's play that that game the guessing game. Yes, I heard you Fine don't be angry going in. Yeah, don't be angry going in you shut up. Yeah, I'll shut up What how do we play? Cast members of a high school musical

So what is never gonna live this time? Oh, oh no Oh, so what I'm never gonna live this time oh He just like good game Oh with the marathon coming wait, so he didn't get her So he's gonna stop and just discuss it for a while he almost rolled his ankle. Is he a one-handed mincy turkey? Wait, we have to watch him tie his shoes. Mincy turkey? How are you tying your shoes? What is he tying his shoes that way? On the side? Are you guys seeing what I'm seeing though? What is he doing? His head! He needs to go to turkey. Oh, I thought you were... Oh, he's been balled that's that's a weird. It's like it was a slit It's like right in the middle, but it's not

He would be good to go yeah, he would be good on the side Fascinating oh my god, okay, what ah your game all right? Yeah college Colleges okay college what's because it was say the same college, okay easy Are you saying one two three of my I was gonna say three two Okay ready yeah three two one well yeah Hmm okay, we got to just go with each other and yeah, no, no, but just go just go Three two one pretty why you oh

Okay, I was gonna fall I'm not red okay. Yeah, we go here. We go here. We go here. We go okay three two one Harbaugh, oh, okay, all right, so you want me to cut I? Gotta meet I went with you and then you I went with a red team. What did that happen? Like doesn't matter Okay, don't talk it out. Just do it. Yeah, so we what? Answer Harvard and Utah is off-putting. Oh, okay. This one's weird Yeah, you got it. We got it. Well, don't overthink it. Hey, hey, hey Terrible three two one. Oh Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go. Let's go. Come on. Come on. Come on three two one cow. Oh

Y'all blew it there Know how you tighten in on this one. I don't think there's anywhere to go. Yeah, there is one There's a couple places. Okay. Oh, yeah, I got it. I got me two one press. Yes, sir You're fucking with me on purpose Okay Okay, I have let's just stay on that stay in there come on okay three two one state on that stay in there come on okay three two one state Arizona State you've been the state of California stay in there and you left yeah as soon as you said

stay in there now where no Arizona State there. I don't know in there. No, I don't trust you. Oh stay in there We got this you just left though. No, I'm back. Okay Yeah, I don't know anymore. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fine. Yeah, three two one you Yeah, oh Yeah, I don't know anymore. There's an obvious one out there. There's an obvious right in front of your fucking face. It's right in front of your face. Oh my God. I'm gonna have to leave. No, I'm going to have to. We're going to reset. All right, fine. I'll do the obvious one with you. Brandon. Ready? No, you don't know it. I just said it was obvious. Ready? Three, two, one. You see Santa

Barbara. Barbara. Yeah. Yeah. We're college. No, the thing is nobody can do Clara. Yeah. Danny and Kate do colleges. Brandon and I could. No, we're not nobody can do Clara Santa Clara. Yeah Danny and Kate do colleges Brandon and I could Done big cat our relationships over forever Yeah, let's go. Okay. Do you want me to take the leader you wanted you take lead? Okay? three two one I was ah We got this well There's an obvious answer three two one, Iowa You guys can't get it I can't get okay, okay have nothing in common let's stay stay the course stay the course

Okay, three two one. I was a state you said Iowa State. I meant to say Kansas State. Okay, then we got it. Yep It's done by a KB do it real quick. God show how it's done. We gotta get you guys show it yep it's done buddy KB do it real quick God show how it's done yeah show them how it's done I don't even want to cheat humiliate them okay I'm not even gonna say what you told me to say okay all right all right three two one Wisconsin state okay oh easy that's that's so easy three two one 3 2 1 western Kentucky impossible yeah no we're getting there we're getting there got it 3 2 1 Illinois Green

I think we got it I think we got it Illinois and Bowling Green yep yeah you ready yeah yeah three two one Illinois Illinois Mac all right hey Akron and in northern Illinois all right there's only one place to go from here mm-hmm yeah you meet me there yeah three two one but again all state was the right answer Kato the right answer right in the middle. The medal. Oh. Colleges are impossible.

No, they're not. All right, all right. Ball State and Western Michigan, there is an answer. Yeah, got it. You ready? Yep. Three, two, one, Miami, Ohio. Toledo.

Toledo. And now you're fucked. No, we're there. We're there. We're just running out. Toledo and Miami? The answer would be Ball State. No, the answer would be Bowling Green now. And now you're fucked In Miami The answer would be ball state no the answer be bowling green now or date I would say Dayton Once you get close, that's when you do geographically in the middle of the two

We're done Nick you want to start over yes We did well we were good. Alright, I know it. Alright. Three, two, one, Baylor. Pest state. Okay. Oh, both?

Oh, shit. Wow. Oh, fuck. Both sexual problems. Yeah. Okay, wait, what's the... You guys got this. Oh.

Oh. This is easy. Wait, there's another sexual problem school? Okay. Okay, maybe. If y'all don't know it, me and Kyle got it. Okay, okay, maybe If y'all don't know what me and Kyle got it we got it I Don't know it put up. I'm just gonna go you gotta go. Yeah, okay. Gotta go. Oh wait. I know it okay

In the news for sex you gotta go go. Too much talking. Three, two, one. Too much talking. Not talking it out. Too much talking it out. Stable talk. Three, two, one. BYU. Mississippi State. Oh. Yeah. What was that? Do you guys have had rape? No. Oh, sorry. Are you sure? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. Oh, my bad.

No, this isn't happening. This isn't happening. This is there was an answer the end of the show Maybe was it Michigan State Michigan State? I was gonna say Louva. Yeah Michigan State answer Yeah, we'll find it Nick. We're gonna come back to this We went we were on the same page of I fucked up with Stanford hand up total fuck No, no, no, you also went to Arizona State when you told him stay in, California Also, that was that was you were misleading me on purpose also fuck up Stanford though I was UCLA's got smart kids I'm an idiot

did you see tinder has a height filters now no no where'd you see the height filters my algorithm oh Oh, they all do Yeah, I thought they I thought those those big. I thought age was a thing those big news I think there's any not saying not pointing the finger But do you think there's any tall dudes who are like married who are like I'm just gonna do it I'm just gonna go on tinder I'm not gonna actually hook up but just so they're gonna see just want to see yeah, I just want to see probably some Yeah, like Be nice to have a place where I can put in my height You think there's any like six four guys that are just look it is true they want to in their

I just want to input once you're older and you're not playing sports. Yeah, do you where do you like? The real ID yeah, but I can't you would like to have more places that we could just be like, oh yeah, I actually am tall. Aren't you going to ask me my height? I'm noticing here there's no place to put in my height. Sir, you're at McDonald's. You're buying a can of beans at the grocery store. Why would I ask you that?

I'm like, come on, ask me my height. Yeah, go ahead. Sure, you're curious. I'm starting to think McCarthy's better at tennis than men's oh Getting away from us. Oh can we tell them to play all three sets? Yeah, tell me do anything yeah, I'm gonna play five right isn't that men's tennis five Tell them to play all three sets and they probably think we're watching Blotman is men men's do five

right out of five grand slams three out of five what's doing back there scoreboards accurate oh it's on he watches he's our tennis ref he watches if you want if there's tennis somewhere he'll watch he watches so you're missing the actual French Open right now to watch this. Yeah, time of my life. I- I- Mincy's playing really well though. Is it? I do like the idea that they think that we've been watching the whole time. Can I- It's the climber stream.

Mincy's just been talking to the camera. Can we show him- show it again? I wanna go back to his- his eyewear, is that- Did we settle on Rexpex or are those sunglasses? I think those are sunglasses. Are they? Is he wearing that? They're tight. The sun's not out at all, right? Is he wearing those on Ironically? I don't kno- Did we settle on respects or those sunglasses? The sun's not out at all right wearing those on ironically I don't know

They're not for protection There's no shadow at all he's never gonna never gonna hear the end of this yeah from himself Kind of true cuz he'll never hear the start yeah like if he changes shirts before he gets back. I won't even remember It's a nice little volley he thinks he's getting like live humiliate All right shut it off again, we're not watching and we thought that what he's trending on Twitter Rolled his clown. What can we tell him he is yeah? Wait can we Photoshop something up real quick and just text it to him. Yeah, just have it be like Ken mincy win a game Has there been a woman the afternoon yet no and I there was one day that I needed that room for something and Luke E.

Blutman came up to me very somber and very sad he's like oh we can't do it I said why not he said well wake up mincy has the room at 4 o'clock and 4 o'clock came and went and just... He was never there? Nothing, nothing. He didn't even come in that day. You could blink and the show would be done. Yeah. 4 o'clock? So he was starting his afternoon show?

I think he's, I think he has told, I think all the behind the scenes people or whoever helps with Wake Up Minzy is there ready to go and he hasn't Church and state are not together on this. Yeah, it's like a fire drill. They said wake up Mensees starting today. Yeah So he's got him ready. He just hasn't The anticipation yeah, he hasn't walked to the mound yet to throw a pitch and what else is changing other than the time? Well, certainly the title say the same that will it change. Oh, yeah, it's a different audience really yeah You did what yesterday? Oh Tree falls was it the first one oh there you go

TSA I imagine they're gonna pitch on Friday against Houston Christian. Oh wait, does he got index cards on the, I don't know. He's doing a Woody Page. Yeah. Georgia sucks, ACC is awful. I need them, I can't see any of those. Wade Townsend. Oh!

He's doing the Jerry pose. So wait, that was in the afternoon? I believe so. I think he's done a few I was I was trying to look he still has a rumble link in his Twitter bio, which is interesting He didn't do one Wednesday that was the day that I needed the room, and they wouldn't let me have it I like that. It's like a pop-up show. You just don't know when it's gonna happen. It makes it fun. Yeah Yeah, and whack a mole you think mints knows what's gonna happen No It makes it fun. Yeah, yeah, and whack-a-mole you think mints those ones gonna happen No

Just does it still no Mondays and Fridays now come on, but maybe but maybe sometimes it can't peg him down Come on really I like the program. It's pretty good It's like I could imagine like a CIA like sitting in a dark room trying to figure out. When is the next? I could imagine like the CIA like sitting in a dark room trying to figure out when is the next One going live it was in the afternoon is there I want to find out who their biggest fan is man Has no pattern pick his brain. Yeah, is there someone who has never missed an episode? Probably there's gotta be somebody Many people yes, sorry mincy made every Wait no no no no no no Many people, yeah, sorry. Has Minzy made every episode? No. Oh wait, no. No.

No, no, no, no. They gotta play the whole. That's set one. Set one. Set one. You don't shake hands. No, no, no, no. Get him back out there.

Three sets. Set. No, why not? It's a basterd. Three games. Wait, no, keep the camera on him and text him that he's trending. Big cat, text him that you're, amazing work.

Wimble dumb is trending. Dumb, hell yeah, we want more. He go, yeah, they can't do any worse than six times. Six times. What the fuck is this shit? Jack's pissed. It's been three of five. Oh, did somebody roll up?

Did I call? I called the estate agent. I know, but someone plus I'm like, Oh, did someone roll up? That's awesome. Big danger season. I'm calling his phone. Somebody roll up I do it nice, Jack. Two and a third. Two and a fourth. No more fours. That's the final. Three and a half hours. Listen, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, let's go two and a third. Let's compromise a moment.

It's Friday. The weather's nice. It's good. It's good. Oh, he's in. He's back in. Yeah. All right.

All right, froze. Hello. Hey, can you give the phone to Jack? Yeah. Hey, cat. What are you doing here? phone to Jack you got to keep playing he's trending right now Wimble dumb is trending Wimble dumb is trending right now you got to keep going no three three Three three sets three sets three set No, we want to see you go six oh six oh six oh We're dude we're watching every it's fucking riveting come on Wimbledon That's actually not true can everyone back me up watch that's actually fact

That is factually not true. We're not trying to watch you be idiots All right one more one more one more see if he wins again Did do it again don't don't Close tell me he's trending don't tell him just tell me hashtag mince. He's trending. He's trending tell him he's trending don't tell him just how much hashtag mincey's trending trending tell him he's trending not trending we're done Jack Just play one more set because we If we turn on the Yak, you're not even watching. Uh, okay, do it. Come on, Jack! I'm just hitting it on every time. Hand the phonemence. We're watching this!

We have- Then you're turning it off. No, we're watching this right now. We're just racing back and forth. We're not even playing good tennis. One more. Like, not- not- no, why are we doing this? Get your fucking ass out there!

Get out there, one more! Oh my god. No, this is a waste of our time. No, it's not! Well, it's great. Yes it is. Your time. I guarantee you're not even watching. We're watching you right now. Look, you're- you're you're you now just turned around you're facing towards Dom what the hell else are you doing Jack?

You have the tennis ball in your left hand Ask ask him if he's scared if he's six oh six oh There you go boom one more let's go Yeah, that's it. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. One more. One more set. All right. Okay. One more set. All right. Bye. All right. Turn it off. He kind of nailed everything. Yeah. He's on fire. He's smart. He's smart. Yeah, just pegged. I just want to see the ticker just slowly go up Vince he just following behind him. He wants to keep playing he does Vince he's a beast like that. Mm-hmm part of a champion. I mean Could he yeah Fatiguing sport could he what?

I'm not sure. Fatiguing sport. What? Stuck getting in Jack's head. Get some points. Yeah. It would be electric if we saw that ticker just go one up. Let's see. That's all we know.

No, it's 50. It started. This is actually really exciting. Yeah, I know. the ticker is awesome This is more entertaining. Oh man. Who's gonna win this next point? Oh? Might be a long one get a good rally going man. Imagine what it looks like Imagine what it looks like All right, well surely he'll get a point on this one he's got to figure it out now come on

The new way to watch sports Come on. Seven. Come on. Yeah! Yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! That was nice. That was so nice. Oh my God. Oh man.

Come on, Minzy. Come on, Minzy. Come on, Minzy. Come on. Lock in it, Minzy, just lock in it. Just fucking lock the fuck in. You're a beast, dude. Just a few more points

You're an absolute animal this if he gets this We're back Man, this is thrilling Oh At least at least like I had the foresight to be like this is gonna suck so we're not gonna spot on Oh, yeah, you build any of the show Good call for a second. I was like, oh this could be great. Oh Hang on just a sec. Oh boy

Buckle up, but if he ties it here, this is great. Yep. And that is, is I think McCarthy serve. We didn't break serve. Oh man, dude, get up. That's it. Get Oh One of the worst feelings Unbelievable this is what we had to do to make it palatable. Ho ho ho ho ho. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Santa Claus? Yeah.

Break it, break it. Saint Nick. Ho ho. Oh you're happy. Mississippi State just added a basketball transfer. Is it who I think it is? It is exactly who you think it is it is exactly who you think it is it LeBron James

that is so awesome Your life, oh, that's awesome wait, we're gonna sell so many jerseys. Oh, this is bad Really bad Walker from you are not how is this bad? I'm just saying with you. I think this is awesome I think this is awful No, but no, but no- You don't exist anymore. You just moved to page two of Google. No, no, no, no, no, no. He now is reaching exactly where he wants to be.

He's the white Brandon Walker. He's always wanted to be called that. Yes. Brandon Walker from Mississippi State. The white one. The white one, yeah. Oh, sh- Brandon, this is awesome.

What number is he wearing? That's good. Dude, anyone who says this is not awesome is crazy. It also your own name playing on your favorite team. Yeah. I think you have to change your Twitter to parentheses the white one. White Brandon Walker. I think this erases you Brandon. White Walker. What do I tweet guys? What do I tweet? What do I tweet?

Not me. Quote tweet and just be like, not me. No, that's I have to convey happiness. We ball. Happy. Yeah. I'm just saying this is the greatest day of my life. Oh family to four kids Family is good cuz same last name and say no relation. What about my brother? Oh, yeah

Yeah, my brother my brother I'm not doing my brother My brother. My brother. I'm not doing my brother. Why? Yeah, but it's gotta be a black fist. Yeah, it's a black fist. Yeah. The black and white handshake.

Yeah. Or maybe step brothers. Did we just become best friends? That's a good one. Do the gif, do the gif. For the Spider-Man point. Hey, hold on! Do the gif.

You can't fuck this up. Did we just become best friends is Homer. No, because it's my name. What are some other become best friends is home. No because it's my name I don't know what are some other good memes that doesn't convey that it's my name could is there spongebob something? Yeah, maybe that the rod the two spider-man Leo Leo oh yeah Little sass me Little sass hold on Or Lil Sass. Me? Oh yeah, Lil Sass. Lil Sass, Lil Sass. Hold on.

Leo or Lil Sass? Lil Sass. Lil Sass. Lil Sass. Both. Both. Both. But it's a video slideshow.

Yeah. Wait, so save them all to your phone, screen record you swiping through the screen. Yes. Hold on, me? I don't know how to do any of that. Spider-Man, Leo, Sass. Yes. Sass.

Yes. Step brothers. No, I'll make the video for you. Oh, oh my god Lock in oh my god. Did we just break it though by paying attention big day for the south. Oh my god. Oh My god come on mincy. Oh my god. I want to play forever We need to go to zeros. Bad. Go to zeros.

Go to zeros. Zeros, zeros, zeros. What a rally this must be. Oh my god. They're locked in. Yes! Yes! Oh my god! Yes! Wow! Oh Yep now Jack's yeah, it's crumbling. Yeah, this is where we want to be there the tightest heard

You do Brandon you got it you got it. I just think it's the greatest day of my life. I can just do the... No, because I don't want to. Is this the greatest day of my life? Sass is like, what, me? Man, I knew this was happening. I think it's Leo. I think it's that. Trust your gut. What about just a Minecraft gif?

What? Just, it's popular right now. Yeah, Minecraft is popular. Maybe like the guy riding on the pig. Chicken jockey. Chicken jockey, yeah. Yeah, but that's that has nothing to do with his name being Brandon Walker My name being Brandon Walker, right? But it will get your jack. You're gonna get in who's your audience for this tweet, right? Mississippi State fans, okay, but not but not Brandon Walker. Are you trying to get him to see it? Because you would like that wouldn't't you? What, like what?

You want his attention. Of course I want it. Are you gonna try to work with this guy? You think he's a Leo guy, like a Leo meme guy? Hold on, let's think about this. Do we have a highlight, like a quick highlight reel of you? Cause it would be funny if we did a highlight reel of you, but then we started interspersing his dunks.

So it just goes back and forth Or a Photoshop of you in the the Jersey What about you tweet the logo for more cowbell, but it's more cowbell with Brandon Walker's oh And you you're just oh yeah collab question mark Yeah, send him a collab IG post to what about like to walk out of here for a second I got about DX doing the cross chop what you put your faces on on the yeah bodies And you guys are and you're letting him know you're a pro wrestling guy. Yeah, I was gonna say that You're in unison together, and you're telling everyone else to suck your penis

What about that like two-headed dog from Harry Potter, but you put your face in. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah. The two headed dog brand is going to blow this. I don't like the looking. Do I have to keep them? You can't, there's too much to play with. I feel like you're going to let emotions. Now we've got a problem. Other, other people are doing the sass meme. Oh, hurry. Yeah. No, I can't

We're gonna miss your window. You gotta go It's already been what you wanna do. You gotta go moment came and went wait What is this squelch wait does he suck as bad as BFW? That's no Yeah, you waited My god, it's the window wait Mitzi. Holy shit. Oh Did Jack break his Really like that wonder what was happening Liam how is it?

It's it's it's really good man. What's happening? Jack breaks it up. Put together a highlight reel of the scoreboard changing. Mincy moves so awkwardly on the court and I think Jack is now in a mental pretzel of trying to fool around and toy with them and Mincy is starting up his form. It's impressive stuff going on. Oh shit.

Yeah. It's adapting. We'll watch the numbers. Have you ever had a score check that's better than watching the game? Oh yeah, definitely. All the time, all the time. Definitely.

Sometimes more thrilled. All the time. Absolutely. Game cast for football games. What's your best score check? Shocks you. Mine is falling asleep and then waking my that or

Like there's been times where like you're like watching a baseball game And it's like say it's bases loaded and then it like freezes and you're like what just happened. Oh shit That was like a Grand Slam or something. All right. Yeah, I think it's Better or like watching that watching it and and seeing cuz we do it a lot on the plane in college football Games yeah, yeah one things freeze with the bad one that Katie She had bad score check But the ad like or like I think we've had like even a pick six where you're watching you're like what the fuck We like the other team had the ball how there was

A Texas Tech game yeah knows Colorado and somebody four or five years ago yeah and they had a 92 yard touchdown yeah and you think it's a glitch yeah it's cuz you're like there's no way that happened my neighbors above me are ahead TV wise and I'll hear them scream every once in a while at the same game. I get locked in. How often does that happen? Decent amount. They're football fans. That sounds inconvenient.

I know to pay attention. Yeah. I think they're Vikings fans. I was just sent a video from the tennis match that I don't know if Are you guys ready for it do you want I don't know if it's okay to share is it better than the ticker We're about to go in the greatest Jack ever territory. It's not crazy

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Like have you seen the Grand Canyon? Oh Full vast or is it more like oldies Fupa? Yeah closer to that interesting. Okay Closer to what? Fupa. Oh, a Fupa? Closer to Oldies Fupa than it is to the Grand Canyon. I'm trying. Okay.

It's like the slow-mo gunshot, like going through like a rubber body. Is this like when someone gets slotted slow-motion. Yeah Quite something it's group. Oh, I didn't even watch the end of the video. Oh, I ran into that. It looks like. The sound that goes with it. Ugh.

Oh. Ha ha ha. Good for him. Yeah, he's getting bit. He lost a lot of weight. Still funny, but part of the process. It looks like Homer Simpson's mouth. Ha ha ha.

Oh, no. We're leaking oil here boys McCarthy just took the last two games. God damn it. Yeah We should probably tune in for what the set point batch point yeah that's point Whatever that happens. I Won't talk to him. What I need to get Brandon Walker on that. Hey get his number Josh is working on it. Have you thought about what if he like wants nothing to do with you? What if he's like, I'm the Brandon Walker now and he wants nothing to do with you. Oh, maybe that's what you do I'm the

Walker now, but I can't say he has to say cuz I'm yeah you being blood rivals with him would be funny How are you gonna handle it it if he does say that? Are you going to try to win his favor? No, we're together. We're in this to win a championship. What if he hates hearing you say that? Wait, wait, wait. What if he's like, who is he?

Where is he coming from? Montana State. Montana? What? What? What the mission? Oh my god. Oh my god.

That's crazy. And what color does Montana wear? Same as us, right? No, they're blue. Montana State. Corbin Blue! Holy shit. Damn. Oh my God. KB, let's play. Colleges. Oh, I love this. Yeah. Okay, here we go. We're gonna get it. Three, two, one. Miami. Yeah. Three, two, one. Tennessee. Oh wow.

Wow. They're already. Three, two, one. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Time out, time out, time out. First time out. Okay.

That was early time out. Forgot what came after two. Okay. Three, two, one. Georgia. Well. early time out forgot what came after two okay three two one Georgia well ah y'all might have missed your chance there there's a good one here three two one Mississippi State I didn't say it's impossible fuck ready what are we at what are we at I said Mississippi State ok Ole Miss Mississippi State okay Ole Miss fuck I was thinking fuck I think we're just one no I was thinking those are two different things I was thinking Ole Miss

for the next round has anyone ever gotten this all right Nick let's go yeah watch come on ready three two one Oh, that's a good start. Oh great start. Oh, oh I love doing that child's play. Mmm. This is Okay, three two one rockers. Oh, oh Okay, three two one rockers. Oh, oh Okay, okay, you got this one three two one St. John's oh We're so close Okay, okay Stay with it stay with it, but I don't know what you mean by stay with it. Just stay with it

Stay with it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah stay with. Stay with it. Come on, but I don't know. Come on. Come on Come on. Okay, three two one Villanova. Oh That's so close. There's no oh, yeah We got it. You got it. You got it. We got it. You got it. Okay, three two one. Yeah Yes, ah, there they go Yeah, it's fun work good work we did it we did it but it was just for the clips afterward Yes, ah there they go We did it we did it but it was for the clips afterward we're at 3 2 1 you pen Go just edit that later. Oh, oh no Danny's done. It's done. Oh

We missed match point. No much oh Brandon can you? Could you could I what yeah he can No, no, no, I know could don't know Could you alone no, no, I love the idea of someone watching. Would you if, no. If he said you could.

If you could. What if it was an audio recording of you, but he mouthed it? No. Oh, no. What if you mouthed it in an audio recording of him? No. Which one would be better?

That one would be better. What if he was like, only you to me? Yeah No, could you wear it? No? In text stitched no No, would you type it and let him hit send no would you let him type it and would you hit send no? That's a good one because What it would have ever typed it no, I don't think I think typing it's pretty it's worse. It takes a little thought Well, I searched it would you know someone else's I've

I've got I've Wikipedia game to get to it. I have a really tough one. Yeah No to get to it. I have a really tough one. Yeah. No, no. Would you think, would you think it right now? That's not to say you're not thinking it right now. Yeah, you are. You're thinking it. I think you better not think it. I don't think it standing at the gate of my mind. Not let you think it's the Hollywood sign. I'm standing at the gate of my mind. Y'all are not getting. Yeah, you're taking a selfie in front of it. He's closing in front of it. No, no.

What is this camera angle? No. Wait, zoom in. No, no. I'm red. No. Oh, he is thinking it. It's a fucking, he's on a deserted island.

Oh my God. It's an SOS. It's that. Oh my god. So essence. Yeah Make a thought bubble with all ass you're no you're thinking it right now kill right and a bold All thinking it yeah, they can what it's in the gift or the gift shop buying one of everything He's got a keychain. You got a keychain and a shot glass. Y'all trying to chuck him with my mind. The spoon, the keychain, the plane above the beach is flying. No.

Brandon. No. Bad boy. Y'all are throwing it at me and y'all taking it out of your pockets and trying to put it in mine. It is not mine. It is yours right now. Can we just throw in unnecessary?

No. Oh, match point, match point. I'm having a great time. to put it in mine. It is not mine. It is yours right now. We just throw in unnecessary. No match point. That's right. I'm having a great. Yeah. Good Friday. Great match point. Oh, do we have it? This could be them handshaking. Yeah. Oh, Brad. Bad. Are you guys? Oh, there bread bad boy bad are you just there it is alright alright that was a thrilling though yeah awkward handshake he's gonna talk about it the rest of the day yeah McCarthy wants to be anywhere else in the world contact you so mad get me out of here all that angle Luke's getting is crazy. Mincy looks like he's wearing a superhero mask. Yeah. There he goes.

You still thinking? No, I've never. No. Would you know? Can you say what's up real quick Brandon? No. If he tweeted it, would you like the tweet? Oh, have you ever like I don't know.

That's a weird gray. Some of the best tweets though. Yeah, I'd say the top ten mm-hmm I Thought about that when the gorilla thing was going what? 100 gorillas versus the original tweet. Oh yeah, I had the word I was like I can't yeah quote tweet that yeah I think you guys are they boxers in It's crazy. It's crazy You can retweet it.

But like, okay. Quote it. Likes are private now. What if they weren't and I went to your liked and every single like had it? That would be weird. Yeah, that's... That'd be uncomfortable. Yeah.

Not for Brandon. No! Beep! No! What'd you just say? No what? No. Beep!

You didn't know that this was happening that you guys were getting him I've been you you're I was have you talked to coach did I tell you the other day something special could be on the break I'll be that yeah, it you kept that for when you were taking a bunch of calls like a couple No, I think I think I'd texted the group chat. How did you say something special? We like something special about to happen about to be able to say it? No, no, no, no. This is why you did it. It's been, I found out a couple weeks ago, I thought it was gonna happen a couple weeks ago,

and then when it didn't, I was like, oh God, this will be a secret nobody ever knows, and we were this close to it, but then. I'm about to get a pass. You're probably the reason. I have to be the reason. Have to be. Jans went after him, right?

Yeah. Yeah. We got a Brandon Walker at home. I Got it This does hurt your your Google search. I can do a merch. Yeah, I am worried about that. I go down there doing merch Absolutely. Yeah, we gotta get it. We gotta get you should do a split jersey, but it's the same Jersey. Mmm. I love that. Yeah, I figure it out somebody the smarter than me come up with ideas for this but What if it's still with him what if it's just what if it's just a big t-shirt Oreo cookie Brandon Walker hmm or if you're each half of a yin-yang. Oh, that's good

Yeah, a moon pie or what is was called the child black and white cookie Yeah, oh could be the mean yeah, what means the fish? Oh? We have to do it. You have to do it. You have to. How do we not think of that? That's so much better. That is so much better. That's so much better, Brad. That was a perfect one. I told you that. That would have been perfect.

We'll see if I can still... Still do it. Edit it. Yeah, edit it and delete it. That's funny. reply and it yeah headed it and we yeah haha oh as he sneaking up on he's already on page one to google you should do a carousel post on instagram just all the best memes for that or that okay about

the same size he's six seven to sixty-five yeah not not much different probably means he's six six how tall are you 6 4 6 5 I Say 6 5 and you wait about the same, but I weigh about the same yeah We got to get him in here to dunk on you Titus was taller than me yesterday, and it bothered me But remove the name aside. Are you excited about that transfer? Oh

I'll be like falls on his face. What are you dribbling? You'd give it if you'd like no, I thought it was a gift. Oh man. He just can't even dribble He's a big guy. Oh, they made him venom. That's cool. Oh, no. Did you redo it? I'm trying. I can't find the rocky fist.

Oh, that's good. That's good. Is it rocky fist? Isn't it rocky, them running on the beach? Yeah, but they're Search rocky handshake. What did you search rocky fist? Rocky handshake. What'd you say? Okay handshake. Okay, rocky Hand shake Yeah, yeah

There we go. I just need a good picture of it. Are you editing the tweet? No, I'm just gonna- I think it's funny if you just change it. I'm just gonna do another one. Uh-huh, uh-huh, and send. Oh man. Yeah. Getting my retweet ready. Yeah. Let's see. Yeah, it's funny. Wait, was that bad? No, no, no, no. I saw something else that was funny. I'm sorry to TJ. That's great.

That's fucking great. That's good. I sent it to TJ. From Very hot soup. He's a funny Twitter I'll do the next ad do the next time I don't do I think oh look at that? It's babe truth Oh yes. That's cursed. He would. No! Look at that man. He does. Look at that man. You wanna. Oh fuck. Good.

It, it, it's so good. If you were ever going to. That's so you know. Now's the time. Now's the time. Now's the time. Let's take that. Somebody just voice bubble that one.

Don't reach me. Tell Grock to animate. No. TJ. All right, everybody calm down. Everybody slow down. That doesn't even speak English. He makes grunts. Golf season is heating up Grab a Mountain Dew while you're on the course Nothing goes better with golf and hanging with your friends in the refreshing citrusy kick of Mountain Dew I got those new cans those uh Those retro cans. Yeah, oh my god that's very cool. Go out to the golf course and play 18.

Just kick a Mexican dude. Love the rebrand. Yeah, it's awesome. Makes me think of Mountaintop or something cool. Yeah. Awesome. Mountain Dew. Rabbit Dew in the new packaging

and enjoy the refreshing citrus kick wherever you are this weekend. I will. Okay. All right. Good. I'm gonna have me like 15 Mountain Dews this weekend. That'll be amazing. I will. Okay. Alright. Good. I'm having like 15 Mountain Dews this weekend. That'd be amazing. I'll be goddamn. That'd be amazing. Can we see that picture again? No, don't. That hit my funny bone. You wept. I did. It's extremely funny, but like a part of you Like you wish oh this was from Predator not Rocky oh

The forehead for some reason I guess I'm staring at it it works a little bit of like sloth from goonies You should get that hair. I Don't know if you can't be awesome. No if you got a perm he could turkey oh My god That'd be awesome. No, if you got a perm he could. Turkey. Oh my god. I just pictured that guy going, oh. What if he decommits now? Oh. No, I think he probably is. Yeah, what if he hates this is my thought. I don't know.

It's a summer's all love. Yeah, he thinks all of his notifications are going to be filled with congrats. It's going to be that. Yeah, wait, does he have social media? I couldn't. I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. I'm going to have to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. Okay, it's a summer salt love. Yeah, he thinks all of his notifications gonna be filled with congrats I couldn't find him on Instagram or Twitter interesting just a lot of Brandon under that guy Holy shit Brandon that handshake tweet's going nuts. They have a guy named Money Williams. Damn.

Montana. He's excited, I'm happy for him. I'm happy for him. Yeah, that's pretty cool. I think he needed that. It's on the comeback. I don't know. It takes time. It's on the comeback. I don't know Takes time

Huh what the plank a board yeah, yeah, we have to do one drop with so what do we want to do I was thinking My first thought was Lucas drops one and if he calls it correctly he gets the antique all of us. We could do Colonel Catch again. Oh yes! Do we have everything for that? I love that. I'll go check real quick. I've been thinking about it a lot.

I love that. TJ, you weren't here for Colonel Catch. Correct. It's the greatest game we've ever seen I saw the clip and they looked at us. I didn't know exactly what I was rooting for but I actually think we could like I'm down to have mincy just compete against random people just have a ticker yeah don't watch yes just every day like what is he doing we put out the YouTube video of just the ticker changer He doesn't even actually have to do it about it like so Yeah, maybe just put out really exciting sports games Monday. Let's just have him play chess

And just see how he does yeah take your games. Yeah, I think he might be decent. Does he know chess? That's one he could definitely be good at yeah and being secretly Yeah, very good at either that or like he tries to eat the piece He's not decent at chess he's either he's a fucking Russian Man Oh Man You know, I think there's some ballplayers coming in yeah, too. Oh, yeah, the the draft guys. Yeah That'd be huge. I think Fletcher lawyers coming are we talking about? NBA draft guys your Fletcher lawyer. That's a cool name, too

That's a busy fit the name What would you just I'm thinking that's like a preppy name. Yeah. Yeah, then you're right. You got it. You nailed it Yeah, Fletcher is a preppy name. Yeah, you nailed that. Oh Yeah, Fletcher is a preppy name. Yeah, you nailed that. Oh Yeah, it's a name great. Yeah, Purdue. No, I was thinking you're gonna tell him No, you have to yeah, I asked the Rockies if they check the standings you'd have to say I'll tell him sitting down If he comes in here and sits down will you tell him he's gonna? He's gonna be probably accurate like almost like disrupt the laugh so it doesn't finish not even a full laugh

look at me confused and then kind of smile b-walk verse Brandon. What does that mean? Oh no. What? Oh he's good. Yeah. Brandon I'm pumped. Let's get those followers. This is awesome. This is great. Yeah get those followers the fuck up. Do they actually sell like basketball jerseys in college with the name on them? Yes they do now. What number?, that's what number is he he was to at Montana State? I don't know what he'll be Hmm walker to I don't know if we have that's what he is What well, I think we have what number do you want him to be 13 yeah Not double zero no 13, but what about double zero? Well, I like 13 Why we can petition birthday?

Do you think we can petition for him to get on the back of his jersey be? Period Walker B would be nice. Oh, that would be so nice. Oh Wow, he's retweeted you in the past. Oh, there we go. Is this actually him? Oh You I did this appears to be his Twitter account right? Wow. You tell him brother. So you were close. Oh I guess-

Yeah. You were kinda- Yeah you were- You were thinking it then. You were headed down the path. Oh no not the time. You did already. I was saying brother to the announcer cause I just quoted what he said.

You had your GPS plugged in. You tell him brother. You just bailed, but you were... Yeah, you... You at least checked the traffic report on how long it would take to get there. Wait, I think you're now Brandon Wacha. Yeah, that's the only way you can say it.

Yeah. Yeah This is so great Did we have the stuff yeah, I'm rash setting it up alright, so how do we want to do the how does it work with? plinko Two bucks we all take one if it lands on us we compete okay Boom I love that. Oh, we got plinko you will we have to drop a pop Okay, so we're gonna have Everyone's gonna get a slot and then whoever ends up with the it going to is gonna compete in popcorn catch Did that oil hurt sure did yeah? No no I also think you guys were a little too close I

Made a brutal mistake of rolling up my sleeves Oh, I there is a picture of my burn marks, but it goes away real quick. Yeah, it hurts. No Want to burn myself a hot popcorn oil? Then you're gonna lose Loser gets antique no by Lucas. Oh Gotta be stakes. Otherwise, you're not gonna compete All right, I'll tell Lucas By the way

Every day we just get more unfortunate news from the cream team. Oh god. What now so When I bought this machine the deal maker for it was the fact that Jacob talked to the manufacturer and was like the manufacturer was like you know what we'll throw in a deep clean every single week Turns out that just isn't part of the deal who lied well. He was not he didn't I asked him today I was like one of they coming for the first clean He's like about that Should he come down here? I just know I've told them I was like listen guys We're at the point where I don't we got to start cutting corners looking the other way

You got a fucking yeah, we just like health and safety out the window. It's just we have to We just like health and safety out the window. It's just cream have to Necessary I don't care how you get this restaurant open, so what did he say about that like what was what? Yeah, would you just say about the Jacob lie or did the guy lie? Jacob as you were saying that he wheeled a large shop vac into the kitchen area I don't know if he's like sucking them all ice cream out of there I don't know if he's like sucking them all ice cream out of there He better not be smiling he's broken emotion Tyree's walking off the court smiling I had I had an off-camera conversation with him about this yesterday He's I think freaking out a little bit. You know what this is about

No, I explained to these boys too. I made it very clear today. I said I took them over to the ice cream machine I said this right here the three of us me Jacob and Zack We're in a marriage Okay, and the ice cream machine is our baby and we're gonna stay in this marriage as long as it the baby stays alive Three minutes baby as soon as the baby dies. I have no reason to stay in this man Yeah, so they just got to keep that thing alive. I Was explaining with the little you didn't tell me the part a little heck up. Yeah the about that yeah the about that yeah so

Did he lie? Or did you lie? I don't I don't know if it was necessarily a lie flat out But I was I was misled. You never got it in print. He kind of just threw that into conversation. I actually agree with him that he was misled because I read the text. It was more that he,

I don't think he ever was gonna tell me unless I asked. Yeah, my plan was to figure out a solution before bringing up another problem. Because after the whole electric incident I I that's that hurt me yeah I don't want I don't want to do that but we did plug it in today and it turned on so electric big step we're on schedule technicians are coming on Tuesday mm-hmm so this needs deep cleaned by professionals once a week no not I mean not necessarily like we remember what I said

only in absolutes Cut corners yeah You could probably do it yourself then yes. Yes there it is. Yes. He's got it for sure I mean me like me and Zach are We're very down to like I mean, like me and Zach are, we're very down to like, deep clean and take care of the machine and like everything like that. The thing that's out of our expertise is the like,

technical stuff with the actual machine. Not the parts that touch food, but like, the motors, the compressors, the stuff like that. When did you find out that the deep clean was a fallacy? Ah, delivery day. Like when after. Oh, so you were on the show we were talking about it and you My my understanding was that they it was how do they word it? How do you how did you mess that up? He said it because I got the text while we were talking when me and Zack were here doing our presentation I got the text that he was watching the stream, or like him and their people were watching it,

and he said that our people said that we'd, W-E-'-D, that we'd clean, we'd deep clean the machine. We'd clean the machine once a week, deep clean the machine once a week. And he meant we would clean the machine once a week, as the machine once a week and he meant we would clean the machine once a week as in they did in the warehouse so that's what they would do like if we were you we'd clean that's fair no but what he said was kind of kind of uh so is the apostrophe what the apostrophe was abbreviating was misconstrued we would and

the part that really hurts we did yeah and And the part that really hurts? We did. Yeah, and the part that really hurts is Jacob replied to that on text message where you can reply to a single text. He said, this is a deal maker Big Cat's in. Oh. Because I got that text shortly after the presentation. And then in the kitchen, I told Big Cat, I read the text to him, and he was like okay. Let's do it. I'm sold so I was like okay

Let's do this and then and where did this rank amongst like? things that were like Importance of the machine It was the deal maker to buy so it was one yeah It was one I was hemming and hawing about buying it and then Jacob's like they said they clean it once a week I said done Just like that Like me and Zach are still gonna clean the machine that was always in the equation. I think

Just the idea of having professionals do it peaked big cats interest, but Next week we have a professional coming in and me and Zach will absorb all information like a sea sponge if that text was never sent do we have this machine probably not probably listen like a sponge not just a sponge I don't know alliteration yeah yeah our sea sponges they're already like soaked in water yes water all around them sponges are what absorb You're not even actually gonna absorb anything. I think you buy sea sponges. They're nice sponges to you right? Yeah, thank you

Leave the boy alone. All right one through enough Wednesday though Wednesday guaranteed. I've had a hard Listen, I've told you like the Wednesday, but I've also lifted all restrictions all guidelines Wednesday, but I've also lifted all restrictions all Guidelines we're in we're industrial China mode. Okay doesn't matter what we put into the air Okay, it doesn't matter how many people get ground up in that machine build the building It's really gonna come down to what happens on Tuesday technicians coming 9 a.m. Tuesday Would you rather him guarantee Wednesday and it end up being Friday or him tell you right now it's probably going to be Friday? It's going to be Wednesday. So you want to guarantee?

You told us to speak only in complete absolutes. Sith move. And so I don't feel like I'm in the point to make a concrete guarantee. know you expect Wednesday and we're gonna do everything on our power to deliver on Wednesday And if we can't we'll take our lashings, but lashings. There's really no lashings Jacob remember our conversation tip. I remember our I just thought like you you're don't jump Wednesday is this date at least have a backup plan if there isn't you know? Maybe if there's not soft serve from our machine on Wednesday, there's gonna be

an expectation of ice cream in the office on Wednesday, so make sure that there's a backup plan if there's no, if our machine doesn't work. I'm not eating another man's ice cream. I'll say that right now. It's gotta be our ice cream. There is no backup plan. Burn the boats, burn the boats.

Yeah, that's the whole point of this machine, I'll never eat another man's ice cream and get him a bite. All the eggs are in that basket The big cat eats only no going back How long does it take from when you pour the bag in till when the ice cream is coming out of the thing? So when you like pouring the mix of the top, it's it's a pretty quick process like almost immediately Yeah, it remains like liquid in the basin and when you pull the lever It runs it through the compressor and like the cooler and stuff and then turns it into last question

And I wonder what you guys think we were this was a high-level decision that we had to all make There's three handles. Mm-hmm. What do you think should be obviously swirls in the middle? Where should chocolate and vanilla be vanilla swirl chocolate? Yeah Chocolate on the right on the right. Yeah right yeah vanilla on the left yeah that's easy I said chocolate on the right first then you guys talked me into vanilla on the right why? whoa no chocolate should be on the right. that's what I thought. vanilla has to be first because it's the most basic. you're saying right hand or right hand should be vanilla? no if you're walking up to an unmarked machine you would always assume

chocolate on the right yeah it's like light to dark like white if you're walking up to an unmarked machine you would always assume chocolate on the right Yeah, it was like light to dark like white if you're doing a wine tasting shirt light go to the red Yeah, fuck you talking about failed that That's I think it's an that's an opinion based question. I don't know everyone I bet you a lot of people will be confused. I had what the chocolate I don't want to pile on but that that's 101 I thought I thought instantly chocolate on the right and they talked me out of it No, I think chocolate on the right, but they were like no are there any Google I like chocolate being on the left. I like you, but we're not in the process for you to fuck that up

Yeah, that's a day one that's what has to be on the right chocolate sky be on the right copy Ice cream machine and for that's a weird hill to die on yeah, it's not a hill I'm me and and Zach are trying to die on I would say it's a hill that we're very fine with walking back down, okay? Maybe the cheese guy Like you see a cheese guy down that hill yeah, that's the only way you can go I'm down. Yeah, that's the only way you can get Down yeah, you might survive now Is there a lot of things that can go wrong? I mean the machine has technically yes, the machine has a lot of parts

Yeah, and any one part can fail in any machine. When's the last time this machine made cream? I believe it was taken out of the small cheval in 2021 What I didn't know that Spewing out dust according to the tape on the four-year. It's dirty as fuck It's gross I didn't know that One of these is worse for it It hasn't made ice cream in four years I don't I don't know that concrete first Biden was still alive when this ice cream. Yeah

We were wearing masks I didn't oh my god yet the last time that made ice cream people had to get it in masks but I Probably hadn't even met any of you by that point. No. Brandon Walker was in high school. I can reach out to double check that information. I don't know if that's 100% true. I don't know if you should check it,

because it could get worse, it feels like. I actually have. Do you have the guy's number? I do. Can you ask him now? Yeah. I don't know if he'll reply right away by when did this machine last make cream All right, Jacob go go to the kitchen, okay, which one

That one for the popcorn. Hey, I'm I want you to know I still believe in you guys I appreciate I have not stopped believing in you guys I appreciate that we still we still have faith There's been a lot of a lot of trials and tribulations and a lot of criticism And a lot of pressure that me and Zach are not the most you didn't sleep last night, right? No, it was the other night. No, I I've been consistently getting like maybe six hours of sleep. Okay I've been very stressed about this. I want to deliver.

It's a high pressure situation. And we like, it needs to work. Yeah. It needs to work. And I know that and failure is my least favorite word, but it fuels me. So your least cannot fail. And it will fail.

I love that. I believe in him. Good man. I've not given up hope. An ice cream machine that hasn't run in four years is likely to require thorough cleaning maintenance and potentially some repairs The longer it sits the more likely it is that it's become degraded or corroded Feels like did you see the wheels? everything that From the moment I handed

Jacob seven thousand dollars in cash everything from that moment has gone down. This will be a $20,000 It's just gone down and down and down and down. I Won't lie that really concerned me that he thought the chocolate would be on the left It's like if he's been researching this I didn't know that you think Brandon's talking to Brandon Walker I had hope The refrigerant inside of the machine can go bad in that amount of time big time He got he got up he's doing the thing where he's on the phone, but he's like in our field of view

He's having right now he just doesn't want us to hear him say it Yeah Oh, it's I bet you it's mama house closing. Oh, yeah timing oh Yeah, cuz he's out next he's out cream day the Cubs games out cream day Who's at the Cubs game Lucas? Are those cream team shirts in the store yet? No, I'm not putting them up. Oh and tell the cream I got an accomplish. I saw the one in your office, and I was like I want that We've already mapped out the first one is gonna be just us all three of us hitting each one. Oh god It might actually be a little nuclear explosion. I hope

Goes on fire thing else comes out Yeah, just 2021 if it explodes oh here comes Jacob it's an antique machine Jacob that's less than a year! I don't... Okay. We're so back. How'd it get so dirty? Yeah, that is a weird mix-up. Jacob is...

What I'm learning about Jacob is he can get information given to him but then when he... He's like the worst telephone game ever yeah And it's just one person it comes back something totally scrambled All right, let's do this Everyone get a should we just go in order of how we're sitting how many spots are there? Nine nine took us a really long yeah all right, so we have

Who's in the gambling cave don't count the skulls, okay? Just there's seven in the middle, okay? All right Don't count the skulls Seven seven So we'll go in order how we doing no someone's dropping two pucks, okay? Don't count the skulls. Seven. Seven. So what? Should we go in order? How we doing it? No, someone's dropping two pucks.

Okay. I'll do it. Read the hey dude. Or no, I shouldn't do it. We should have someone else. Go back to the cave. Who's in there? Yeah, let's see who's good.

I want Max to come in here, cause then if we get wet, he'll get me. Oh, what about Louisbo? Oh yeah. Didn't even see him. Louisbo. Oh, Mincy's there. Oh, nah. He's back. Oh, that was my boy Rick quakes beef

Well mincy is back Areas tell Jack McCartney to come in here for a second too, but I don't wanna Such a waste of time. I could be sitting in the gambling cave right now. You're making me play tennis. I have things to do. I get all my shoes on today. I have a Rico video I have to leak to Gaz.

Bloody hell. Let's get Charlotte some of this in. But I don't wanna. No, no, no, no. You are, you are first. You sit there, Jack, Doug, you get on the plinko board two pox Why Talking the mic what we the second I heard you say like play best of five I was like I know none of you are watching this none of you care about this

And then I we start playing the second set and there's a stoolie sitting on a bench next to me is like just so you know They've only watched two points So I got super mad and then I was just like we need to get isn't that better though We were you were like you guys are Embarrassing us watching us that we weren't no no I don't like that I just like I know how like really mediocre tennis like looks And so I'm sure though everyone's like this fucking the ticker was awesome though. I heard the ticker was Yeah, the the stooling that's me was just giving me all the updates the ticker rocks, but they're not watching

Okay, did you at least have fun? Yeah? It's fun. Yeah, I'm gonna go play I actually he was better than I thought he was gonna be yeah Oh, that's so mean No, I I mean, yeah, you're better. He's better than you thought you beat him. So one oh six two Yeah, I mean the forehand was there what happened in those two games you lost you want to say I don't want to make he Did win two straight on me? I don't want to make excuses, but I was double faulting and Lukey Blutman was sitting right now It's me being like oh My brain right now to me being like oh My brain right now All right, that was fine. Thanks for setting up you see this video and you look you look good

Did you guys see the one where he fell no we didn't see any yeah, it's like who cares, right? I'm good. Yeah, please yeah, all right. So Kate you have t tight tightest e h Middle you have wheel to the e oh, yeah, do the hey do that And then whoever we're gonna drop two pox whoever gets it will go compete in popcorn It is not plinko day on the yak, but we'll still drop a disc a summer is unlike anything with the official shoe of the summer That's right. Hey dude is back. They've got styles for every occasion this summer. Check them out. We're all wearing them. Whether you want to show off your patriotic spirit or relax and hit the beach, Doug, you can drop them. They've got you covered. Easy on and off. No tight

shoes for all day comfort. Go to heydude.com slash Barstool and get your pair today. It's the one thing you can't do, Doug. You can't do that. You know how it happened. It's all right. Drop two more. and get your pair today. So one thing you can't do Doug. You can't do that. You know how it happened. It's all right, drop two more. All right. Tight.

Tighter. One more? Yep, verse. Oh, way on the side. One more? One more. Verse. Oh, way on the side. Wow.

Oh, Ty. Whoa. Dammit. Verse of five. Ty, how's your wrist? My wrist is fucked. Is there someone over there to hold the trays to? I think Jacob's over there.

Oh, it's going to be the trays to? I think Jacob's over there. Oh! Oh, it's gonna be a while. Yeah. Go ahead, Jacob. He's wearing his hay dudes today. Great. I'll talk to him. Put more on Jacob.

More oil? More. I need a lot of oil. Really? Yeah. Like that much? To get it splashing up at you. Brandon.

Hey. Uh, any word from you? I haven't heard yet, but I'm gonna get it set up. And I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna figure something out. You gotta fly him out here, right? Yeah, gotta do something. Gotta do something special. I might have to go down there and do a video with him.

Oh yeah. Yeah. What about you guys just trade places for the day? Yeah, do Freaky Friday with him. I could do that you go run through practice yeah he comes up here and does the shows yeah no it should be on a game day I'm excited about it I a couple weeks ago you knew it was official I didn't know it was official but I knew I knew I got a text saying, what if we signed this guy and it was Brandon Walker and I was like, hey, let's do it.

Did Coach tell you that? Huh? Coach tell you that? Man, come on. Damn. Come on now. Damn. God damn.

So, I wasn't here when y'all did this. What are they doing? Colonel catch. Oh, okay. It's pretty fun. That's all you need to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They each have to catch for winner. First one to win is who catches five. I phrase that very well when

they pop out. Yes, but it might take a little while and there's hot oil splashing at you the whole time. Why wouldn't he have already had this? We had him in here talking about ice cream. Oh, he's afraid. What? So, Jacob's doing it? No, no, no. They're catching it putting in the in the Hands yeah, they were catching up with those pitchers According to Danny very painful he had burns on him you're telling me the hot popcorn grease hurts There's so much it's splash is way more than you think What was the game that you're kissing wasn't it like?

It was world record state kind of but Modified. Oh, they're popping. Lock in boys. I got a text from Big Cut's guy that was just like, got the popcorn, let me know what else you need. Oh yeah, I didn't really loop you into that. Damn, that one.

Holy shit, holy shit! Oh, this is popping. Oh, it does look like he's burning them. Yeah, this is in hell. Tidus is way, way further away. I think I just got four. I got us to Five Titus went See they took the smart route me and old you were right over that Super fun game. Very cool.

Brandon, when do you do most of your online shopping? Late at night. Like right before bed, like 9, 9.30. Is it thawed out or is it, I see that I have to have it? No, I have certain things I go to once a week. I do an Amazon search for sports books once a week. I do an eBay swipe once a week. I do Zillow every night. Yeah. Yeah. And then I, and then in the process, usually Nike will have some targeted ads and just grab me. What's your weekly memorabilia budget?

I don't want to talk about that. It's way too much right now. Four digits? Yeah. Not weekly, no, monthly it's four digits. Okay. Yeah. That's fine.

I spent three grand last month on it. On? On nothing. Junk. Really? Yeah. You're aware, do you have buyer's remorse most of the time? of the time? But I got a good Jerry Rice piece that I'm excited about And I didn't know you like Jerry Rice, Mississippi guys. I click. Oh, you love Jerry. Yeah, you talking about collecting

Yeah, would you be interested in an antique ice cream machine? Not that far back now. It takes up a lot of space and doesn't work We'd clean it every week just think about Wednesday though just think it's either we get ice cream or something hilarious happens which is awesome just think about every day you come in and you're like oh you know what I'll have soft serve ice cream it's gonna be it's a dream come true yes pre ice cream machine and post ice cream machine right here on out And that day when they slap on a sheet that says out of order Kill myself. They already got that sign ready me. Yeah, they got that laminated and ready that things gonna get sunstained

I'm gonna have you guys roll the ice cream machine over me. Oh, that'll be a good way to go We should have like a flag that's half mass when the ice cream machine isn't working. Should we all do a weigh-in? We should just put a scale next to the ice cream machine. Yeah. We should just make it a day. What do you mean? Ice cream day. Oh yeah. Competitions. Yeah. What else? I guess that's it. Eat it. Eat it. Have competitions. Tallest cone. Wow. Didn't even think about tallest cone. Cleanest cone. Cleanest cone. I cannot. You're gonna have like drips. You're gonna have scars from how many drips you have. I'm gonna be checking security footage for trips great He's too confident

One bite no oh I did oh my god. I went to a Fancy restaurant last night. That's kind of like Libertar Dan. It's like Michelin star thing and I had the most awkward moment because the like it's like little bites and stuff and I was trying to do a one bite challenge of the entire menu and They gave me like a one that was like this big and the head chef because it was like an open kitchen the head chef Locked eyes with me as I was trying to one bite Fuck was this meant to be like a romantic date night? No, well I went with my wife and friends. Okay.

Yeah, no they didn't like that part. This is how you treat every Michelin. There's no cameras or anything. It's a Michelin restaurant you treat it as some sort of challenge. Yeah, I turned to my friend and I was like, I'm gonna one bite this whole fucking menu. They see you coming in like, it's the bread guy from New York. Oh my god. Fuck. We're fucked. Yeah, I guess there was no content behind. I was just doing it. What was the

ambiance of the place it was weird it was it was no it was like kind of It was dark, but yeah the kitchen was wide open so we sat at a table where you just looking at like the entire Kitchen, what was your first dish? Dude, they kept on saying shit a quail egg listen to any of it I was just like and I just kept on at like I think they got mad at me because I was like where are we in the menu yeah I hate not knowing where I'm at I did one and it was it wasn't for me it's not for me I also think that we could open one and just be like If you serve like two McDonald's fries

I'd be like holy fuck. This is so good, and you didn't tell me like this is like chef crafted prepared with yeah Yeah I would say all that shit and like like they gave us the dessert I was like I could really go for like a Twix bar right it would have been better Yeah, so I thought yeah the palette for it's my problem is I don't know if you guys agree with this but anything above Five guys and above I'm like that's all the same That's way we talked about that. I think yeah, it's a Minuscule difference in quote in good to great. I could tell you something. That's really shitty

But as soon as you get to mediocre Mediocre to ten out of ten is exactly the same in my there's like no variance In those numbers no idea if I had a good meal or not You know when they pour you a little bit of the wine for you to like whatever I'm always like this doesn't fucking matter Yeah, I don't yeah. Yeah, that'll do. I've never said no to that. Yeah. Yeah, that's great But I guess there are people who can tell the difference. It's a curse. Yeah. I'm glad I don't have that.

That would suck. Like if they had given me a Five Guys burger, I would have been like, oh my god, this is so fucking good. Dairy Queen Blizzard? Yeah. But just put it in a nice container, I would have been like a nice metallic jug. And I'd just be like, oh my god, is this good I think like French laundry and California did that they

like they like perfectly recreated the Twinkie and everyone was losing their minds like we it's a one-for-one remake of the Twinkie yeah I look at Brandon's phone the whole time he's on it he's just been like refreshing his commute time home Killing him I just want some point before we're all in the ground I want Brandon Walker to admit that he is how he bought is a little too far a little too far Where I could have bought a house 45 minutes away and stand would have a pond Pond is tough, but he could have gone somewhere closer that had like land. Yeah. Yeah, I maybe even pond maybe even pond That time we went yeah, or please he could have gotten Great Lake He could have great lake for sure. It's so far away

That's the time we went to his house for the sink is both things Yeah, the drive I like treated it like a like a day trip. Yeah, I stopped at like a farm stand I stopped it like what I like the journey Yeah, like two different rest stops long. Yeah His route home was the deepest of Reds to So all right his route home was the deepest of Reds to on that one. He is oh Yeah, he could have it's about how long it's been a year and a half He's been up there or two years two years right in the summer. This is for it. Did he rent here for a little bit? No, no, he bought the house. Oh, yeah, he bought the house and he left

Yeah, he did right I forgot about the summer off. What if we got him a boat? Yeah, like there's like Grape Lake. An actual boat. Yeah, did he want to be on a pond or just near a pond? Lake Zurich? His requirement was I need a pond in my backyard or I just want to be close to water because you can even go like Skokie. Yeah, Glencoe, Barring Yeah, he could have gone and he that's like halfway I think he's getting cool where breaking point is there no train because at least then not where he is But could he get could he get to one you could drive to one, but this is a bad neighborhood for CTA It's not yeah, I think he also likes to drive. He just doesn't like to sit in traffic

Likes to drive he just doesn't like to sit in traffic Yeah, but it's really he has he's explained It's really only like the first 45 minutes getting out of the city, and then it just and then the last 45 It really opens up, so you just get past that first 45 The first 48 it's crazy because I sometimes will like get on the highway to go home Which I don't have to do But I'll do it and I'll get like in like a minute of traffic And I was like this fucking suck when I when it takes me 20 minutes to get home. I'm ready to die. Yeah And that I'm not trying to get him to live in the city. He would hate that he would know but there are

Really nice house. Yeah, you get out in the middle of nowhere and you're thinking oh does Brandon live here? Do they look at the GPS and you're like 35 minutes away from Brandon's house still yeah Just come a little closer you little you pass a lot of very similar areas multiple times like if you were your way to Someone says they live in Lake Forest you're like whoa that's hot that's far up there, and it like halfway yeah yeah whoa it's hardly a suburb its own maybe we just he lives is he more than Milwaukee's yes oh yeah yeah big like he's way absolutely yeah we need to move the office to my wife or we move upon to Brandon once he lives in the city so once he admits that this was maybe a mistake. Not a mistake, but it's taking a toll on him.

We were talking about the other Brandon Walker. Why did you put a quarter zip on? It was cold outside this morning. Oh, you're leaving? Yeah. That looks like a good... You're leaving? That looks like something you could play golf in.

I'm not going to play golf this afternoon. I'm going to the softball game. and then I'm going to play golf. Okay, see, we won't talk about you. What were you saying? What time was it? What time was your tee time? Nothing. We weren't saying nothing. 4.30? Would you have been fine for two and a half hours living? I know, I'm not going to play golf. I'm going to do something else. Then I'm going to play golf. Did you specifically want a pond in your yard or would you have been fine

like living a block away from a pond? Or like just a big backyard? A pond is not a pond at 30 acres. Everything above 30 acres is a lake. Mine is 90 acres. That's three times the threshold for a lake. Mine is very much a lake. But did you need to be on water?

Okay, well as I was looking at houses out here, I fell in love with one that was on Tower Lakes in a beautiful spot, it got into a bidding war, it got too high, but I said, mm, I love this house, I want a house on a lake, so then I amended the search and said, I want a lake house, and I found a house on a lake, a lake. Okay, so it has to be on a lake though,

not just like a block or two away, you wanna be on? I wanna be on the lake, I wanna a lake house, and I found a house on a lake, a lake. Okay, so it has to be on a lake, though, not just like a block or two away. You wanna be on the lake. I wanna be on the lake. I wanna be able to go out of my backyard and off my dock and into the water, pier and into the water. Was it after you bought it that you were like, well, let me see how far from the office this is?

No, no, I was aware how far it was, and I was comfortable. Would you ever move closer? That's not a problem. No. You wouldn't do closer. Unless I could be in a very similar circumstance, I love where I live. And it's not a problem at all?

It is not a problem at all. In your day to day life, it doesn't control you. I'm not leaving now because of my commute. I'm leaving because I have something to do at a certain time, and if I don't leave now, I'm not going to make it in time because the commute's so long. I have to be somewhere at four o'clock. If I'm not there at four o'clock If I fart right now gonna kind of leave yes my personal fart

Brandon that's surprising flexibility out of you, but I'm hurting I leave Brandon. We're just gonna. We're just gonna do we're gonna finish show like we always do We're just gonna hop on Zillow for a second We're gonna find you a new play. We're gonna just hop on Zillow. We always we always hop on Zillow to end the show Brandon you're dying the commuter is not an issue. You're dying dude. I'm not dying. I am fine Hop on Zillow real quick TJ This is we're not poking fun. This is coming from a place of he farted trying to help you No, I would run one gonna find a place for you. I love those little bungalows

Okay, what's that Lake Geneva place? That's I love Lake Geneva She was great. Oh, that's that's pretty. Yeah, that's a little further. Yes in Wisconsin. All right go go go down and like Henry Crystal Lake Crystal Lake looks closer or no yeah Yes, see look like Many lakes holy shit tons. Yeah, I think there's anything on there. He bought the house on a whim Barrington. Oh My god, let's see

On the water all right. Yeah, what's that one in like Barrington or Lake Zurich listen if he wanted a house closer here On a lake he could have easily got one. There's plenty of options. Oh my god that top right I think is his house. Is that on the lake? Oh look at that. On the lake though it's not on the lake. But I bet it has dock access. We gotta find him something on the lake yeah he's winning here let go to Lake County that's cool to modern form Wow beach he doesn't have a beach He doesn't have a beach. That looks on the lake. Yeah, that's on the lake.

Wow. Yeah. Oh yeah. And that's a real dock. Oh man. That's a real lake. Real boats. There you go, Brandon. Oh wow.

Congrats, Brandon. Oh fuck. Oh fuck, Brandon. Now that would be impressive. Oh look a little house. Oh my God And we would see a lot more of him, too. Why doesn't why don't you live there Brandon? How much closer is this significantly? Brandon's commute Nick is like if we went to high school in Akron, Ohio. I'm not kidding.

Yeah. From Wheeling, West Virginia. With his traffic that he hits, the time spent driving, it would be like if we had to go to work in Columbus. Pretty much. Yeah. Libertyville's got a lake, houses. Yeah. It's insane. Libertyville's got a lake, houses. Man.

Yeah. And that's. Look at that boat. That's a big lake. He fell in love with the first girl that smiled at him. Yep. That's what happened. Yep.

Yeah, because if it was an hour commute, that's not. I think that's probably around the American average. Right. And also an hour commute, I'm saying, during rush hour. Yeah. Yeah, Graze Lake. Leave it like 730 be in it 838 45. That's that's not bad That would change his life It really would change his life. The good news is we but he won't admit that his life needs change

The good news is a good spot. I wake up at 2 30 in the morning Good good spot. I wake up at 2 30 in the morning My wife and I haven't shared a bed in two years. I'm six foot five. I sleep on a five and a half foot couch I hop in my Jeep Wrangler, and then I feel every single bump on the way The good news is it's not like he's bought another house up there He's locked in forever forever just move her Walker clan to the taking over the neighborhood Come on Brandon. Oh Man, he's happy. He's happy. He's happy and then he comes back on Monday morning. He's sober fresh

Yeah, he's been chatty as all hell in all his programs. Oh man. Maybe we should just get him an apartment down here. He would never use it though. If he just did two nights a week. I know. It would change everything. Everything. I'm gonna get him that bed.

I don't know. I'm gonna get him that bed. Actually, I was thinking about it, it would be funny. I don't know if we have the space. It would be so funny if we could figure out a way to get a Murphy bed in The mostly sports studio. Oh So he just like you start the show and he just fucking Murphy beds in my eyes are like the peak of technology literally is like I don't know why everyone doesn't have in my eyes are like the peak of technology. It literally is.

I don't know why everyone doesn't have one. I've always loved Murphy beds. It's incredible. I always see those apartments in New York where people are like, I have a 600 square foot apartment and they have the Murphy beds. This is a lot of space. Yeah.

Or it could be funny if we get them one of those big beds with the four posts and a little awning on top. Yeah, a little princess bed. Yeah. Get mosquitoes out. Yeah, we're going to get them a bed. We're going to get them a bedroom. We're going to yeah, princess bed. Yeah, keep mosquitoes out Yeah, we're gonna get him a bed. We're gonna get him a bedroom. We're gonna get him a bed I think I was thinking yesterday we could have it pay for itself We create a Brandon Walker nap app

Everybody pays 199 and there's a pressure pad on the bed and whenever he lays down on it you get a notification on your app Maybe you can bet on wet dream. You can bet on how long he naps or how often or? I would be I would be glued to the screen. Yeah, you could watch him sleep perhaps. Oh imagine the ticker like boner One I parlayed nightmare and wet dream You find like a nap pod don't they have those in Japan where like yeah, pull out a drawer and then just go Yeah, imagine if Brandon Walker was just in a drawer when you came in every morning Fold it up Slide them out

Looking for a pen Us the Brandon drawer, yeah, just a big sticker says Brandon We joke but we do need to save his life I'm in the works. We're gonna figure it out because I do think a better just be monumentally life-changing for him just a bed Where he like could come in and sleep in a bed for three or four hours? Because he gets here so early yeah Where does he sleep now he sleeps on the fucking couch the couch doesn't fit he has to curl up and yeah Yeah, but the thing is like he still has to be still be getting up at 4 4 a.m. Yeah does even complain I don't even at this point. I don't want him to necessarily change. I just want him to admit. This is crazy

Yeah, that would be step one if he was just like yeah, this is probably a little crazy He also should like that if we got him a bed Why wouldn't like if I were him I would just hang out of my house and at 10 30 p.m. I would come to the office Yeah, and just go to sleep and then wake up at 8 a.m. And be here. Yeah, you're right exactly It's like one. Yeah, that would be fine. I don't know because right now He goes to sleep at like 7 p.m. Because he has to prepare to wake up Like he missed he goes to bed during Sports yeah, he needs to see sports

No, he's just sees the car in front of him That's his most Maybe that's like that's what we got to do We got to get instead of getting in the bed We need to just get like a car that is drives in front of them. That just has a sports Watch sports the whole way down Would a Tesla be good like would it drive oh, yeah self-driver yeah Yeah

Yeah, Tesla sleep pod yeah, it's on the way a clear tube going down the highway Just got cut off by that sleeping guy. I mean maybe we should just yeah, we're like even Like even Dozing man, oh She's getting an RV. I Know like yeah, we have to do something get an RV get him a driver He just comes in the drive like so then he At 10 o'clock he tucks his family in and he gets into his RV goes to sleep in the back Or he wakes up at 8 a.m. in the parking lot.

Like, we're doing this out of love, but also out of selfishness, because we need him for these shows. We don't have him right now. We just don't. She's like, put a bed into a trailer that's hitched to a car. Yeah, right. Just making his own bedroom.

Sleepwalking in his car. He gets out. He gets out going 75. Cheese rolls in his mouth. He's trying to create a new type of vehicle instead of having him just move 20 miles closer. Yeah, right. We're basically asking for a hearse yeah, that's really it A bed drone just float him over here like with how much he's paying gas and his time like

Even if he hired a driver twice a week so he could sleep in the car. It's crazy. You know he needs a hearse His clear to Off by a sleeping guy oh Get him a helicopter something man Helicopter would rock but he would become an egomaniac yeah I think he'd like to have just like a semi cheap apartment here He could hang up all his member. He actually would though do video. I would do that like He's crashed at my place once after the the basketball thing. Yeah, I mean rents not We get him an apartment. That's not super This is a good place to do that. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, He's crashed at my place once after the the basketball thing yeah

I mean rents not we get him an apartment. That's not super this area is pretty affordable right? Maybe we do that But then I'd be so mad because he wouldn't stay there and like I like I like waking up in my own bed 1.45 in the morning Brandon buddy you haven't seen your children. I like I like my life. I Got a figured out. I got a figured out like waking up in my own bed as soon as the Sun goes down All right, look at this yawn yesterday My god yesterday oh my god oh my god he just took all the oxygen out of the room

oh I played this? I played it again! dude! I was pure and forward in the afternoon he went Kirby play it again I don't think you understand this person oh that was a 20 second Yeah, play it again Natural to as long as my community Let's do the wheel. Great yak. Great Friday yak.

We went everywhere today. Yeah. What do we got going on here? Is the boys waiting to hoop? Oh, is that Fletcher Lawyer? Do you want to say the person? No. Not at all.

Fair. Trust me. Just like a, no one ever, no one ever says like are we upset Purdue that's pretty awesome. That's an awesome place to be you can't ever get upset They're all just watching kid. It watch this guys. I watch this drive. All right. Yeah, let's spin the wheel. No! Oh boy. Oh my god. Two dates deep fuck!

I'm stacking them up. You're fucked. I'm gonna have to do a triple date. I'm gonna have to do a triple date. Who do you have right now? Malice I can... Dawson. Dawson.

Okay. I have a Dawson. Dawson. Okay. I have a loose plan for Dawson. What would you be willing to go like now? So Pat's away this week and next week, so it's a little tough to get out in the evenings. So I'm a little stuck. Fair. Then...

Fair. We gotta do one, or next week, Pat two on two, you said? Yes. So a lunch date or yeah We could do breakfast date. We could do breakfast wake up super early But I will get to the I Was hoping to get to know you better Yeah, good thing we're gonna. I was hoping to get to know you better

Work it would be oh Nick I have a plan for you already. I also have a plan Fucking damn it This was like best- case scenario for me. You don't want to hear that. Fair enough. Nick. Nick, I'm going to show you the time of your life. Shut the fuck up bitch.

Nick, you have an icebreaker. I have an icebreaker? Yeah. No, shut up god damn it. Orban blue dude. I see everyone online. Yay! Orban blue! Hey, have a good weekend everybody! Shout out to all the guys that got all that XP in the chat.

Champions. Alright, have a good weekend, stay safe everybody, see you guys Monday, love you, bye.