The Yak - Brandon Walker is Getting in the Shady Candle Business | The Yak 8-14-24

Episode Date: August 14, 2024

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Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com, promo code YAK. Hello, everyone. I'm back. Don't test me today. Welcome back. Whoa. Don't test me today. Is this the whole fucking press? Is this? Don't test me today. Welcome back. Whoa. Don't test me today. Is this the whole fucking press?

Is this? Don't test me today. Are you testy? How many pages we got, Steven? Big Cat tested me right when he sat down. Why you testy, big boy? He's not going to be able to test me today. Not me.

Wrong one. Wrong one, fella. Everyone should have just the two pages. Oh, I see it. I got confused. Paper's also thick. Don't test you. Oh, I see it. I got confused. Paper's also thick. Don't test you. Don't test me today.

Hey, yesterday, did you guys talk about Paralympics ping pong? No, we didn't. Because I want to play it so bad, but I didn't know if it would be something that would get us canceled. Do you want us to paralyze you? There's worse we can... No, I want to play Paralympics ping pong. It looks like the most diabolical game of all time, and I would like to play it.

I'm trying to picture it. I'm going to send it to TJ right now. Those bound boys are devious. Dude, it's crazy. It seems pretty straightforward, just sitting down playing ping pong. Uh-uh. You would think.

But you'd be wrong. Is it like a funny outfit they're wearing? You'd be dead wrong. That Korean guy was a real motherfucker. You'd be dead wrong. Is it like a funny outfit they're wearing? You'd be dead wrong. That Korean guy was a real motherfucker. You'd be dead wrong. Is somebody wheeling him around behind the table? No. No.

What's the twist? Well, what could be the twist is the question. I'm going to wait for it. I feel you're going to show us. Wait for it. Wait for it. Do you see the tallest man in the world is in the Paralympics? What?

The eight foot one dude. Really? Doing what? They got him in a chair. I forget what it's for. Look at this. Look at this. This is brutal.

Oh, they just suck? No. No. You can't move. You can't fucking move in paintball. Oh, it's all drop shot. I never thought about it until I watched it.

I was like, well, yeah, that sucks. That's kind of fucked up. What's the podium look like in the Paralympics? Look at that shot. Is it just a wedge? It's a ramp.

Yeah, right. I mean, it probably is. Dude, look how hard. Letting it bounce so many times. Dude, they can't get to it. They can't reach. It's like a wheelchair. Then it's a bad product.

No, dude. It's a different game. It's strategy. You're thinking this is harder to play? Yes. Wait, did that guy's head grow in that edit? Yes, it did. Why do you want to play it because it looks diabolical you'll never be able to sit there still as eight sit there wait well yeah you'll just be moving they refused to make like a shorter

table they were just like you're doing the Olympics yeah and it's diabolical to watch and I want to play it we should do it it. Yeah, you have to stay seated. It would drive you insane within five minutes. Yeah. Because you just hit it short. Yeah, a little spin on it. Yeah, I mean, they don't look athletic in the face. Yeah, that's why you got to judge. I was like, where are you going?

Oh, okay. They don't have athletic faces. Nice save. In the face. In the face. Wait, so who's the world's tallest man and is that his this was just in a video so i heard someone say it briefly but an eight foot one man is in the paralympics and that's his i don't think that's his disability unless it is that could be as a different unless it is yeah i can see things not working it's probably a disease that makes him so tall.

Marf? Marf? Yeah, it's like Marf. What is it? Your thyroid goes crazy in you. Yeah. Usually. I would...

Okay, Morteza? Mm-hmm. That's a name. Iran. Merza Dejana? What does... Oh, sitting volleyball. False male athletes competing in the Paralympics at 8'1".

Tim Burton's got to be licking his chops. What is his... Oh. Wait, he's 8'1", his legs don't work? Well, that doesn't count then. National sitting volleyball team? Oh, he's sitting on his ass, not even in a chair. What is...

Hold on. Well, I'd like to see some sitting volleyball. I bet they would absolutely crush us. No, I think we'd get them. No no i think we get no i think they would not be able to move though man he can stand still in hey where are we where are we supposed to play uh blind ball goal ball the dates where their team was in town so i guess their team uh meets in indie for like training it's once every couple months and and those dates did not work. But I can reach out if we want to do a Q3 one, potentially. I want to play some goalball

today. Are they going? To where? They're probably there now. So we're going to watch some live goalball. I would love that. Is that in the Olympics? It's got to be. That's where it came from, right? They had a couple training camp things where they were there for three days at a time,

and those days did not work for us. This is sitting volleyball. Wait, so some of these guys are not. Yeah, that guy's fine. Yeah, no, he doesn't have a foot. Yeah, this is stupefying. They're not in chairs? Yeah, there's a couple of guys.

They're rolling around. Wait, no. Wait, number 17 looks fine. He's the one without a foot. One of those guys has a backwards foot. No, no, no. That guy. That guy who just hit the winning shot. What does he have?

Yeah, he's fine. He looks fine. The other guy's got a backwards leg. Do you have to have... What is... That guy's fine, too. He's just standing up. What the hell?

I think one of those is prosthetic. The dudes that are walking. Is this guy just shins? Yeah, he might be. I'm not laughing. What do you mean just shins? No thighs? He just walked on.

He's got no feet. He's just got shins. Fucking jocks. This is an awesome sport. I like this more than volleyball. Oh! God damn it. Damn, we're good.

Well, they're Olympians. I mean, their asses have to hurt so bad after that. Yeah. That's a lot of butt. They're probably used to it. Yeah. I'm in on that sport. So I guess what I started this show with is The question is like

Would we get in trouble if we did the Paralympics? No, I think as long as we do it in good taste Some of them don't look disabled Right The dudes who are walking Right So could we do the Paralympics? Yes

Alright, well But it would have to be like Mincy vs. Jerry In theory we could That would make it worse Oh, that would make it worse? Or would that be like they are? Is that appropriation? Yeah, I don't know.

Do you think LeBron would sweep the Paralympics? Yes. Okay. Without a doubt. Okay. Everything. No. What wouldn't he win?

I think some sports aren't really athletic-based. Like accuracy-based. Yeah, blind things. I have the theory uh long-standing theory that there's not one person in the world who could beat me in every single sport yes there is no sure there is there has to be i could define i think i any olympic sport any sport or game every yeah every sport and game that's actually a pretty, probably. Like, do you think LeBron's a better skier than me? Yeah.

Yeah. Nah. Do you think he's skied? I think he's skied. He probably has. He's got a lot of money. Although. Darts?

He's playing during skiing season, right? Yeah. I could find something. I'd just wear him down. Skiing might be it. It could be. Yeah, there's always something you can correct ice skating i'm not a good ice skater but are you capping the number of sports are you going to keep going and inventing sports until you oh we do we invent some sports the gauntlet yeah i guess the

gauntlet but yeah there's you've got to be able to find something. Is there one person that is the best at, like... Everything? There are people that are just good at everything. Yeah, there's probably, like, some dude who was, like, all-state high school football player and, like, basketball player in Texas who could probably do it. Like, who's an accountant now who could just beat you in everything. Brad Johnson.

Did you ever have a friend that was good at everything? Yeah. It sucked. I had a friend that was good at everything? Yeah. It sucked. I had a friend that was better than me. I didn't, so what does that mean? My boy Nate. Oh, fuck you. My boy Nate was good at everything, but he was ugly. But then he got jaw surgery. And then he became hot. He's handsome.

Jaw surgery? What? You just broke his jaw? No, he had a real, real bad underbite. Looked like a crescent moon. Looked like a clipped big toe. My friend Matt was better at sports than me, he could sing and he could draw what's he doing now he's a graphic artist oh that's where all the talent goes that sings yeah yeah some people are just gifted yeah yeah when you said like is there a person that can beat me in every sport i went to like kids i went to high school with and not professional athletes. Yeah, no, I'm thinking professional athletes. If you gave me the best professional athlete and you just gave me a week

and I just kept on being like, all right, now let's play this. Now let's play this. I'd win one. You could strike LeBron out. I don't think it would be a professional athlete. You don't think you're just being all around? They're specialists. I think it would be like a Japanese dude.

It's all, yeah. My mind went to the entirety of Asia. The most well-rounded, athletically skilled human would probably be Japanese. Japanese or Chinese. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Or South Korean. They'd have to be taller than me, though,

because there's some things that I could just beat them being taller. Like basketball? Maybe not just basketball, but height is definitely an advantage that I would be able to use against them. So Jeremy Lin. Jeremy Lin probably could beat me in everything. Academically, too. Yeah.

Was he that smart? He's better than you all around. Very smart. Harvard. I get the Harvard part, but like Riggs. Hey. Not everyone who goes to Harvard is like the smartest guy. Riggs is pretty smart.

He is pretty smart. Did you see the Frankie versus Riggs on Riggs hole-in-one was spicy. No, I didn't see that. Yeah, they got spicy. Was he saying it wasn't valid? Because it was like a par-3 course? Yeah. It just got spicy. I hadn saying it wasn't valid? Because it was like a par three course? Yeah. It just got spicy.

I hadn't seen that spice at all. Oh, so it has to happen on a regular 18-hole course? Right. But Riggs' point was like, I was with my friends and we got drunk and it was fun. That's a winning. I'm going to lean on that side. Okay, but did he present it like, I just made my first hole in one? He did.

He tweeted drinks on me and didn't give any context and then later gave the context, which was Frankie's point, which I understand. But whenever you have an argument with someone and their retort is, yeah, I don't know, man, we were just getting drunk. It's tough to argue. You pretty much lose that argument every time.

That and agree to disagree. That ends everything. Yeah. Or Trump's way. That was so funny. What did he do? He was talking to Putin about, he was like, if you do this, I'm going to do this to you. And Putin said, no way.

And Trump said, way. That's the exact quote. Way, way gets it too. I mean, what do you do when someone says way back? Do you have the audio, TJ? It was very funny. You just can't beat that. All right, we can start the show now.

What's up, guys? That's a nice shirt. That is a nice shirt. I love that shirt. No way, and I said way. Wait, do the whole one Where he like leads into it Yeah I mean just thinking about You can't do it Vladimir you do it

It's gonna be a bad day You cannot do it And I told him things that what I do And he said No way and I said way I mean that's funny You win every international arms race Way

I used to be my mom with that same strategy Fifth grade Way No way Hey Mark Hey guys Good interview Mike Rutherford

Love it Talking Louisville basketball in August That works Were you guys talking about anything fun Louisville. Love it. Yeah. Talking Louisville basketball in August. That works. Were you guys talking about anything fun? We were thinking about getting in the Paralympics. Do the entire conversation you already had. Do it again. Okay.

Hey, Titus, did you see Paralympics ping pong? I actually did. It was crazy. Maybe he doesn't really think it's that savage, but I do. So are they in, like, wheelchairs? Oh, we're doing... Well, Titus, what was your favorite thing?

Yeah, well, let me just show you the clip. Yeah, how do they even play? Yeah. What's the twist? I did see this. It's very funny. It's got to be the most maddening thing ever. Oh, so they suck.

No, they don't. Well, they're letting it bounce a bunch of times. That's just a good shot, KB. Well, they don't look athletic in the face. Yeah, I feel like they should. I nailed it. I feel like they should shrink the table. Yeah.

And then we were saying if we could do the Paralympics, would we get canceled? No way. Way. If. Full circle. There it is. And that's the show. There we If. Full circle. There it is. And that's the show. There we go.

All right. If we're caught up. We could do the Paralympics. Yeah. Parody law. As long as we. Yeah, we're protected by parody law. Yeah, you don't understand.

We're actually joking about the people. Yeah. No, we're making fun of them. Yeah, we're not taking this seriously. You're a fool out of all of it. Yeah, we're not taking this seriously. You're a fool out of all of it. And then I did throw out the hypothetical. It's an old hypothetical I had, I think from KFC Radio Days.

I think there's not one person who could beat me in every single sport on Earth. I could find something that I could win at. I think maybe Titus has you. No, I could beat Titus. No, I think I agree with you. Basically, if you gave me a week, if you gave me the best athlete, you gave me a week, and I just kept on being like, alright, now we're doing this, now we're doing that, I'd win one. Just one.

I probably disagree, but I don't think you're crazy for thinking that. Yeah. I don't know, I'd have to think on that one, yeah. Picture the person. Find something, yeah. Is it an Asian man? And I'm like, I think that I have a very poor baseline of everything. Yeah.

Like, I'm not really good at anything, but I'm competent enough in everything. Yeah. One-on-one football? Probably lose. But then we'd be like, all right, butterfly, 50 meters. Can the guy butterfly? You can't. Yeah, I can.

Good. Well? Not well, but competent if he's beating you in one-on-one football he's probably a stronger butterfly than you one butterfly looks impossible yeah i don't know not for me oh yes all right hold on wait this is a good one this would be a really good series of like every episode of sport and diving might fuck you up butterfly i don't know belly flop That's not a sport. Yeah, it is.

I said I could make up some sports. Diving is a sport. Butterfly's some bullshit. That's not a real. No, they just. That's not. Nobody's swimming like that. No, they swim like that.

They basically said, let's make swimming the hardest possible thing. The fuck is that? Or the, what's this? Coming over the top. It's unnatural. The saving stroke or whatever where you're on your side oh yeah that that one sucks tie a knot yeah the backstroke put in the basket is what backstroke is dumb as fuck backstroke oh that's love that's relaxing has anyone ever

backstroked to survival yeah i always get nervous they're not gonna see the wall coming me too yeah but they always they always are there bloopers is there like a blooper reel I always get nervous they're not going to see the wall coming. Me too. Yeah. They always do. Are there bloopers? Is there like a blooper reel of people boinking the wall? Swimming bloopers are just drowning, right? That's what the flags are for, right? Up above the pool. Oh, yeah.

See those flags? Did anybody in swimming ever boink the wall? Yeah. It has to be. By the way, this whole challenge thing is actually like I'm kind of owning myself because it's like i would go up against someone and lose like a hundred to one and then i'd be like see gotcha but you see yeah right right but you're saying it's a total cell phone where it's like you'll beat me in everything

but i'll find one thing i agree with you i don't think there's one person on the world right in the world i don't think there's anyone yeah claim that they could win every you're talking me into it now yeah it's one of those hypotheticals I came up with. When you say it, it sounds awesome. And then when you dive into it, you're like, wait, so you would just get beat and everything. Still be pathetic. Yeah, you'd be pathetic, pathetic, pathetic, and then you'd have one. How much would that, if we actually made you do this, how much would losing the first 100 things factor into your psyche?

I think you'd have to have an certain point iron will yeah like there's unlimited things yeah there's always one more thing i want to try well big cat what's your best sport i don't really have right i think there is something if you don't have a best sport yeah yeah jack of all trades yeah master or not i could all. Yeah, part of this whole hypothetical was me just inventing sports as well on the fly. Yeah. And just being like, rock, paper, scissors, shoot. It's now a sport. Coin flip?

Yeah. Coin flip? What if you lost on coin flip? That was it. That would break me. You've run out of ideas. It all comes down to this. And it's like that guy's specialty.

He laughs. 200 sports in and I lose the coin flip. God damn it. What do I do now? Oh, man. We have new body armor. We have a twist of the gauntlet, which we'll have to figure out how we're going to. Yeah, those look good.

Great sponsor, body armor. But yeah, now it's going to be you have to get it in one of those, which maybe we have to move it back. I don't know if this is going to be harder or easier. I don't either. Brandon, go test it. Or Steven, you go test it. So do we seal this history book of the record times? That's what I was saying.

Is there like a new season of the gauntlet now? Yeah. I don't know. Season two of the gauntlet? Yeah. I mean, those are very cool. I say if we go season two, we switch up a couple things.

Oh. I agree. Yeah. But 2 we switch up a couple things Oh I agree But then we lose the new characters Like we're never going to get Cam Newton back Sports evolve No I think Cam Newton will come back He'll think it's his first time but he'll come back Okay This place is sick

Yeah sports do evolve What would we add? I mean, is that giant target there for a while? What if you had to get a bullseye? Well, that's kind of like potty armor. Yeah, sorry. I like the potting green. I feel like hole-in-one's cool.

A pot would be cool. Yeah. I do like a pot. No. All right, let's see how... That really slows it down. Yeah, that slows it down. Even a good pot, I think.

But I guess it doesn't matter. Lukey, you better... This might be similar. That's where he's choosing his hand. Very similar. That's where he's choosing his hand. And he can't go down to his knee to throw this. It might be similar.

It might be very similar. I say we keep the record books. Yeah. And we can judge once we get a better sample size. It's easier to explain to guess. Watch. It's a lot easier. Throw the ball through the thing is a lot easier.

Jesus, Jay. Maybe it's harder? He's not giving his best effort. I think it's harder. I think rebounds are easier. Jay, pad it a couple more times before you throw it. Yeah. Really lock in.

Yeah, and spin that football for no reason. Really lock in. He's got to show that he can do something. Oh. Oh, he's been bad. Yeah, and spin that football for no reason. Really lock in. He's got to show that he can do something. Oh, he's been bad. Che, do you suck? He sucks. Do you suck, Che?

Are they smaller than the football? It's hard because you have to hit it in the meat of it. You have to get in the hole, yeah. Yeah, it's about the size and width of the bottle. Yeah. This could... Maybe switch up which one you're shooting at. Yeah, maybe an angle. For on the run.

Jay, on the run. This is pathetic. I guess we didn't need four. Yeah, play action. Do a rollout or something. There we go. Oh! Oh!

There we go. By the way, the defensive lineman would have just hit the ball out of your hand. Brandon, go out there and get a first try. Yeah, go. Go, Brandon. That would be so sick. That would be ripe. That would be so ripe.

Hurry. Oh, fuck. First try, Brandon. He's jogging. I'm glad he got humbled after the three pointers did Brandon make that shirt today it looks first try

did you make that shirt at home it's thin it's so thin it's really thin I kind of want to get you wet my nipples are showing just what Norm Macdonald would have wanted

I kind of want to see a wet Norm Macdonald that's a shirt you order online and you get it and you're like fuck I can never wear this you relegate it to undershirt immediately

you bought it for $60.99 on a Chinese website I used to only wear these shirts to work what? and I would remember I used to wear them on my t-shirt phase when And I would... Remember I used to... Norm MacDonald. I had my t-shirt phase.

When I first started, I was all t-shirts. What do you mean your t-shirt phase? I was all t-shirts at the beginning. Are you out of your t-shirt phase? Yeah, I'm in my Roosevelt stage now. I'm in my button-up shirt stage now. Then I was in my hoodie stage. But at first, it was all cartoon t-shirts.

That was like two years ago. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like two fucking years. Oh, you had that one with Coco Beware. Yeah. Because you would bring a backup t-shirt in your backpack. I have a backup t-shirt today. Why?

Because I didn't know if this one was going to... I thought this one might be a little too thin. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good shirt. It's Norm MacDonald. It's a great shirt. It's a great shirt.

We're not talking about... It's not about the graphic. It's about the build. Should I do the backup shirt? No, no, no, no. Is it a mesh Chucky Chase? It's another shirt like this except it's black so you can't see through it as well. That's probably better. Can you bring a shirt for all of us tomorrow?

No. Why? Because I Brandon t-shirt day. Alright. I've worn most of my t-shirts on here before. I know but we haven't. I got tired. I decided to get a new round of t-shirts so i have five new t-shirts right but we have never worn your all right i got four t-shirts for y'all they're all very similar though no no they all have dead comics on them no this is the

the rest of them are athletes do you have a cosby shirt i mean that's not it doesn't really matter if i do or not i've had cliff huxtableable shirt. Have I had one before? Yes. Do you currently own one? I currently do not have one in my rotation. Do you currently have any Bill Cosby memorabilia? I have his book. Hey, did you see?

How was it? Funny. Really funny. Is it a memoir? It didn't tell everything. Yeah. Did you get your TV home? My TV is home. Wow. Is it set up? It is not. It's in the box. So wait Did you get your TV home? My TV is home.

Wow. Set up? It is not. It's in the box. So wait, you fit it in your car? No, no. In fact, my car seats wouldn't lay down last night. The motor apparently wouldn't put my car seats down, so I began to panic.

I began to think, oh my God. And I was here until 6.30, maybe even 7 o'clock. And that's when it hit me. Demartino would help d martino would help uh i've met d martino once in 2021 we were out for for notre dame wisconsin but since we've been in chicago i haven't shaken his hand so i dm'd him said, I need to get this 85-inch TV to my house in Antioch. Any ideas? He said, I'll be there. Any ideas? Oh, you knew exactly what you were going to do.

You're one of those guys. Any ideas? Where you're like, hey, I'm thinking about going to this concert. Do you have any tickets? Ha-ha. It was always going to be him doing it. But the ideas part was, how do you want to do it? That's what I was saying.

You were assuming. You want to do this the easy way or the hard way? I said, any ideas? He said, I have a big car. I said, OK, you want to do it that's what i was saying how you know you were assuming i said do this easy way or the hard i said any ideas he said i have a big car i said okay you want to do it this weekend he said i'm free right now i said when can you be here he said i'm on the way oh wow he's the best so he showed up he we put it in his car we drove to my house got out we took the tv in my wife had made pot roast and potatoes and me and cliff d martino sat at my kitchen table wow oh yes wow what a legend for about 30 minutes and uh yeah and he drove back he's the best yeah good guy nfsu brando are like models oh there's they're like the guys i love and lauderdale yeah lauderdale's up there too yeah but yeah we had a great time me and him just i there was a surreal moment that like 8.30 when me and him were just sitting

there eating our pot roast and potatoes where I was like, this is happening. But it's not weird. It's not weird. It's not weird. He's shown that he's not weird. Yeah. And he got my TV home and that's all I needed. And then the plaque is coming soon.

Jay from Toronto is making it. I don't need a plaque. Oh yeah, no, no. We're going to put up a plaque. Okay. I think the exact words on the plaque are going to be. If you're enjoying this TV watching experience, say thank you to Big Cat. Wow.

Damn. So we'll put that up somewhere in your. What size is the plaque? I think I said make it as big as a TV. So 85 inch plaque. There's no 85 inch plaque in the world. You don't think so? You go to Hall of Fame, you don't get an 85 inch plaque.

I wasn't crazy. I said poster size. Varying sizes of posters as well. I said, you know, a regular poster. Like a Colts finalist banner. Yeah, something like that. So we'll have that. Yeah, so

yeah, that's fine. I got the TV. I'm excited. What did your wife think of the TV? Was she pumped? She doesn't really have a say in things. Oh, actually, I'm going to actually. Yeah, my wife just rolls with whatever. Whatever comes into the house, my wife, she just understands the job. Tommy's excited. I bet.

He's very excited. Well, who's getting the tiny little one? Well, it's 65 inches. It's not tiny. So Tommy and his brother will be getting it in Tommy's room. Wow. That's huge. That's the best part about getting a new TV.

You upgrade every other TV in your house. Yeah, it's a trickle-down effect. And it's a 65-inch TV. You guys have kind of lied about the size of the TV. It is a very big TV. It was like Michael Scott watching that plasma at the dinner party. Yeah, it's a... It was a big TV up close.

All right, I just realized I'm amending the plaque. What did you do to the plaque? I'm going to have him, because he's got a 3D printer, I'm going to have him add a bell so you can ring the bell. Why would you ring a bell? It's like when you beat cancer. Yeah, or like you do a nice tip at a bar. At first you said plaque.

Great idea. There'll be a bell on there. I have a bell on tv that's great you gotta ring the bell yeah i was panicking last night because i couldn't get in my car i didn't know what to do i texted a guy my handyman back in uh antioch and he couldn't make it down here this week so i just i panic called uh di martino and he was there in 15 minutes what a luxury di martino how how often it's one of the biggest perks of the job. Yeah, how often do you push that button?

I think... The come save me, Cliff DeMartino. I think it's pretty... I think you can do it all the time. Really? I think it's three a quarter. Three a quarter? Yeah. We need to ration him out

because I don't want him to... Yeah, get worn out. Get worn out by it. Do we as the show get it or does each individual get three? Well, I don't want you to abuse... I've never done it before, but if I need him... Yeah, you're rooting for the rest of them. Yeah, and I reach out to him and three? Well, I don't want you to abuse. I've never done it before, but if I need him.

You're rooting for the rest of them. Yeah, and I reach out to him, and he's like, I don't know, man. I've done like eight favors for Brandon this week. All I got was pot roast. Yeah, and all I got was pot roast. That's. Yeah, pot roast. I'm going to be pretty upset.

All I got was pot roast. It was delicious. Actually, you should make Cliff a shirt. I don't think. Saying I moved Brandon's TV, and all I got was a shirt. I don't think. Saying I moved Brandon's TV and all I got was a shirt. All I got was his wife's pot roast. I don't make the shirts. I buy the shirts.

He made this one. I did not make this shirt. I bought it. You know you made this shirt at home. No, I bought this shirt. You definitely made that shirt. I bought it. I buy it from a website of people that make t-shirts, but I didn't make it.

I liked it. I saw it and I thought, hey, I'll wear that. It looks great. It's paper thin. My nipples are sharp. I would like to. Your nipples are just out. I have sharp nipples.

You're damn near shirtless. I'm not. You got tiny nipples, too. I didn't realize that until recently. Do you have tiny nipples? Yeah, and bubblegum pink. Yeah. I have monster nipples.

He's got little dinky nipples. Do you? Oh, yeah. I got Hershey kisses. Y'all seen Nicky Smokes' nipples? No. I have monster nipples. He's got little dinky nipples. Do you? Oh, yeah. I got Hershey kisses. Y'all seen Nicky Smokes' nipples? No, I haven't seen it. Nicky Smokes has got some. Those aren't that big.

Those are some nipples of note for sure. Those are. I see these nipples and you're like, that's a nipple. That's a deep brown. That's bad. Yeah, it is. The hue. What smokes up my nipples?

I probably have skin cancer on my nipples. They're big and shockingly pink. Really? Wait, so he also has terrible body hair. He posted... But he's confident about it, so it doesn't matter. He was shirtless at Lollapalooza. Yeah, find that video.

I was disgusted by him, but if you're confident, it doesn't matter. It matters a little. What's gross body hair? Let me see your nipple. That. That's gross body hair. I think mine looks like that. I don't have body hair? Let me see your nipple. That. That's gross body hair. I think mine looks like that. I don't have body hair.

That way was bone chill. Oh, that was so bad. Who was that to? A victim. Wait, wait. Play it again. Do a wave again. Yeah, the wave.

Double fisting. He spotted a future victim. Oh, the person didn't say that. double fisting. He spotted a future victim. Do you want last minute tickets like these? Use promo codes. Oh, the person didn't say that. Oh, that was a bone chilling wave. A little of this. Those are spirit fingers.

Have y'all seen the guy waving on a game show? Somebody sent it to me yesterday. We were supposed to do it on Mostly TJ. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was it? That was a foreign game show. It was a foreign game show, but it's a guy waving hello. It was a Wheel of Fortune? It was like a foreign Wheel of Fortune?

I'd like to see this wave. I've got to find it. Do you know where it was? Oh, it was on Mostly group chat, right? Yeah, let me try to find it. TJ should already have it. Let me do the DraftKings ad while we find it. Oh, we found it.

Welcome Seamus Murphy. He's swatting a fly. That's a fart. Is that real? How do you find that? Is that Ireland? It's got to be. Yeah.

That is ridiculous. Seamus. Seamus, great guy, but have you seen him wave? And he's old, too. corrected his way his whole life yeah there had to have been like a first date or second date that fell apart because of that yeah you didn't have like a brain thing um maybe

him being old factors in and you just got you reached a point in his life where he was just like fuck it you know what I'm done Karen I wanted to do this my whole life maybe being old and like fuck it you know what this is how i'm done karen or i wanted to do this my whole life maybe being old and like in ireland that's like one town they that's just how they all learned how to wave that'd be great if there was a town that way they just wave a wave wrong i would never go is there any situation where you can do this? That? A baby? That's a mom wave.

I've even never done that. Or a sarcastic wave to your boy. One of the most mad I've ever been at my dad, he did that recently to Pat Fryermuth. What? He invited us to his box with Jerry at a Pirates game and Pat had to leave and my dad did this to him.

No! I looked at my dad and said, what the fuck was that? Was it the little rascals? I think if you're taunting that works. Knock someone out of the tournament and you're like, bye-bye. That's a situation.

I've done like a panic salute before. Oh, that's terrible. I think salutes play though. i don't think they're that bad yeah i've saluted people on the highway before what yeah what uh if i'm driving down the interstate and i'm going fast and i get a partner that goes fast with me one time this happened in jackson mississippi in 2007 uh we had been together for like 100 miles i had to exit and he pulled up beside me and i went and he like your fighter pilot charlie it was awesome i was in my wife's ford taurus at the time

nick your dad still has jerry confused yeah yeah who's just sitting on the way home that's like so what's the deal with nick's dad okay Is he gay? No, he's straight. There should be zero confusion. I said that to him. What did he call him? I think he called him straight. Oh. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

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Deposit and eligibility restrictions apply. See eligibility terms and responsible gaming resources at dkng.co.mma. Mm-hmm. That guy's wave was crazy. Did you see uh roof ball was going viral yesterday yeah we should try that i've been to that house and watched roof ball never got to throw a ball but i've been to that very spot very cool very cool can i say something that might be an asshole thing to say okay it's never stopped you ever once before. Yeah.

And also, you are an asshole, so anything you say. The editorializing is not needed. So my question is, or no, my statement is, I'm a little over RuPaul. Well, I ruined it, so. I'm a little over RuPaul. We'll get it back next summer. I think it's fun. We got to find a new house next summer.

Yeah, we definitely got to find a new fucking house. It has all the proper things so there's no complaints before. I'm gonna put a lot of effort into finding the right house, TJ. I'm gonna go check it out. I owe it

to the people. We have a good roof ball next summer. I love it. Yeah, I think it's really fun i'm maybe over you only did it once huh you only did it once i was only allowed to do it once what would you rather do yeah what would you rather i don't know what i'd rather do i'm just the whole once we did it and did it on our own i don't and when they go viral i don't i don't i'm not watching those clips well that was just that that was that they go viral, I'm not watching those clips. Well, they went viral yesterday in the same way they went viral whenever it started. It was just one person found it and was like, this exists. What is this?

And that's how it happened. We can't find things multiple times. Are we going to do this every couple of years? That's literally what all the meme accounts are. They just keep finding things? Oh, did you know that yesterday was the anniversary of that bowler? Oh, it weber yeah who do you think you are i am yeah and the dave matthews bus uh yeah dumping shit onto people that was the anniversary yesterday as well i've seen what is that oh kyle kyle kyle kyle kyle fall back fall back fall back

fall back low bro all right let me let me think come on you got this guy Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Fall back. Fall back. Fall back. Fall back. Fall back, little bro. All right, panic mode. All right, let me think. Come on, you got this, Kyle. Brandon, do you want chunky blue cheese and bacon bits? Oh, he's got some. That's been his fail safe.

You've been carrying those every day for the last five years? He's always prepared. It's a container, Brandon. Look at that. Chunky pig sauce. Do you want the ingredients? Oh, look at that. Would you rather have the pre-made container?

Oh, you got the pre-made, too? Waiting for this. Waiting for this moment. Oh, look at this. Is this a urine container? This is a ranch and bacon parfait? Did you steal that from the doctor's office? Damn Waiting for this Waiting for this moment Oh look at this Is this a urine Is this a This is a ranch And bacon parfait Did you steal that

From the doctor's office Yeah wait What are those Are those piss cups This is a parfait And some lady fingers Oh Cream puffs

There you go See look at that Crisis What a moment Thanks Kyle I don't remember What we were talking about. Tell him to fall back and he comes back swinging with bacon.

How long have you had those in your bag? Days. Waiting for this moment. This exact moment. Why do you have a pre-rationed cup? Just in case he didn't want to make it himself. It was always for Brandon? Yeah.

Thanks, Kyle. The Dave Matthews band. Yeah, when it spilled the shit everywhere. Yeah, in the Chicago River. Yes. So you just needed to stall until it came into your mind? No, I haven't seen this, for real. Yeah, it was 20 years ago.

Okay. They just dumped, like, what, 800 pounds of shit uh they just had a 800 pounds yeah oh yeah this is my version of the p webber thing i feel like i feel like every two months it's this someone's like today's the anniversary of this and then it actually was it actually was yeah how many shits is 800 pounds? Depends on the shit. Look at Cliff Demartino's tweet. 800 shits? What did Demartino tweet last night? Pot roast and potatoes sucked. I can't believe

I drove this TV all the way. Pot roast and potatoes done right can reset a man. I am reset. Thanks. Oh. Wow. That's huge. I got reset. I will say a good pot roast yeah gets you right in the right in the heart so that's good that actually is perfect brandon for your whole existence that chiropractor is just pot roast for you you just get reset yeah what do chiropractor get reset or you get pot roast and some potatoes

yeah they'll both end up giving you a stroke it was good i gotta get adjusted i'm going to brandon's wife for the pot yeah wait you get a stroke from that i think some people have gotten strokes from chiropractor what snap on your neck i just think blood clots and veins yeah oh my god stuff going on i'm afraid to to get anything done with my back like that. Yeah, although the big titty chiropractors, that's pretty awesome. They're good. They're good at what they do. Strokes don't get enough respect.

What do you mean? They're fucked up. No, I agree with Brandon. I think we're all scared of heart attacks, but strokes are just lingering. Strokes are kind of worse because they don't usually kill you. They just leave you fucked up. Killed Bill Paxton. Is that true?

I think so. A damn shame. You're right though, Brandon. We gotta start putting respect on Strokes' name. Some people eat them though. What do you mean? Some people take like 10 strokes

and they... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There are some people. Yeah, and ants. He's still coughing. Some people eat them? I did think it was like a fruit.

Fucking eating strokes. It's like, oh, Debbie stroked out again. It's like, she'll be fine in like four hours, you know? Yeah, some people do. Snacking on them. Snacking on those strokes. Are strokes also how you fuck? Is that called a stroke?

Yeah. There's that song that karaoke, I stroke it to the left. Yeah, Clarence Carter. Jeff Bagwell. Yeah, well, I know. But then there's also stroking your dick, like masturbating.

Yep. That's very confusing. It's very confusing. And pumps stroke in swimming. That's right. And the band. Yeah, And pumps stroke in swimming. That's right. And the band. Yeah, Julian Casablanca. Yeah, if you tell your dick you're going to stroke tonight, it's probably confused.

It's probably pissed off that it's going to be my palm. Baseball swing, he's got a smooth stroke. Yeah. There needs to be more words. We don't need more words. Germans have a lot of words for things. Isn't it like half of them are about eating poop? Yeah.

That's right. What is them are about eating poop yeah that's right what is the i think that's i think that's just might not be exactly half yeah it's pretty close so i don't understand the the bowling quote never have never have either i'm too afraid to what does that mean it's nonsensical It doesn't make sense He fucked up He fucked up But he owned it

Blacked out Why is it so iconic? It was said to a kid Who do you think you are? I am To a kid? I didn't know that part Yeah he told us that

When he came on PMT Was the kid taunting him Or something? It must have been So is it so iconic Because it's incorrect Or does it make sense? It's just

I don't know The whole thing Yeah I mean It doesn't make sense But it don't know the whole thing yeah i mean it it doesn't make sense but it also kind of does it was unexpected if you think i did it i think he starts play it tj's like i did it i did it strike to claim it strike to claim it That is right, I said. That's number five. Are you kidding me? That's right. Who do you think you are?

I am. This is all word, Bob. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's the whole thing. I think you don't expect a bowler to have an outburst like that. I think there's a kid in the crowd that he was yelling at. Damn.

That is right, I said. That's number five. Are you kidding me? was yelling at. Damn. Yeah, there's some kids over there. I think it's also the passion. If he said that to a really cocky bowler, that wouldn't make sense. Yeah, I guess it doesn't. It makes zero sense. I feel like if you say anything in that tone, it it's also i'm eating poop in the cobwebs i am i am like i think if you said it

right it was cool it was a cool moment yeah he's a legend pete weber is he still bowling yeah he's actually i think banned from the u.s open I don't know. He told us a story. I can't remember. It sounded like one of those things he was telling us half the story and the other half. A couple things left out. So, yeah. Oh, he's in the wrong. But we started calling the U.S. Open commissioner and trying to badger him to let Pete Weber in. He just gave us the runaround.

Was it easy to get a hold of that guy? Yeah, it was very easy. Incredibly easy. A shocking how. Also, I think their office is in Indianapolis, which makes perfect sense. Yeah. That checks out. Yeah. Yeah. it easy to get a hold of that guy yeah it was very incredibly shocking how also i think he i think their offices in indianapolis which makes perfect sense yeah that checks out yeah yeah crossroads over exactly where the bowling yeah he residing like maybe not all the way in indianapolis maybe like a little

taro fishers yeah or like a yeah like a office park oh yeahooks? Fishers. Yeah, or like a office park. Oh, yeah. With an Applebee's attached. Stumble upon it. Yeah, yeah. They don't need an office park, but they have one. Yeah.

I bet the decor is awesome. That's enough. Yeah. Office parks depress me. Oh, they're the worst. Oh, big time. It was a big thing in the 80s. That's what...

And now they're like kind of going out. Well, they look cool. You think? Well, the landscaping is always really nice there's always a fountain it's cool there is a driving into an office park is cool and then the minute you're in it you're like ah yeah like driving into it is like oh this is cool i used to work facilities and like deliver mail and like just those soulless cubicle businesses. They're freezing cold. Always cold. No color.

You can't have stuff on the walls. The inside is like eerie in most places. Like I got my wisdom teeth taken out in an office park that was next to like an insurance company. It was like fucked up how many different businesses they have going on. That term is an oxymoron, office park. I guess we should have just realized it right then and there. I kind of want to buy an office park. It's like jumbo shrimp. It'd be cool to ownon office park i guess we should have just realized it right there and there yeah i kind of like jumbo shrimp be cool to own an office we each have to come up with our own business and see who's who succeeds yeah oh they used to do that on real world when it was good yeah what

they just started they would they would work or they'd do a job or start a business yeah they started an ice cream store in Miami. Yeah. Brandon, you have a business idea, don't you? I'm not setting you up. You want to do this now? Be careful, Brandon. Should I not? Everyone be ready.

Oh, shit. I don't know what he's talking about, Big Cat. Okay, Sharks. It's okay. Trust tree, Big Cat. Okay, Sharks. Brandon. I don't know what he's... It's okay. No one's going to... Trust tree, no one steal Brandon's business idea these much. Be careful, Brandon. Don't give away too much.

Is it the... You've told me. Is it the video game nursing homes? No. Oh, that sounds good. As this generation gets old, I think nursing homes should have built-in video game systems and we all just play video games till we die i like that but what's my

what's what i tell you never mind i don't want to spoil anything if that's the thing i don't i don't remember the yeah i said oh that's a real one though yeah. Yeah, right. Right. No, no. Okay. Yeah. I'm getting in the candle business. What? You're Jan Levinson Gould? Yeah.

Jan Levinson Gould. Serenity by B-Walk. Yes. Honest to God he is. No, yeah. Shady Lake Candles coming soon. What? Yeah.

Shady. You came up with that name? No. Shady Lake is the lake I used to swim in and fish in in Phoebe, Mississippi. And what are the- You came up with that? Pot roast? Oh, my cousin Brent is the candle maker. Brent? We're going to sell it.

Brent Walker? Yeah. He's like- Brent and Brandon. Did I force this out too soon? Yeah. No. His nickname is Shady from the lake.

And he's about the same size as me. You're getting into a business with a man named Shady. No, no, no. That's my cousin. Him and his buddy, Ben, already have the candle thing going. And Brent's house is full of- What's Ben's nickname? Grifter?

I don't have- But Brent's house is full of candle wax, and it smells wonderful in there. But we're going to launch the Shady Lake Candle Company. I think they've already launched it, but I've got to put my weight behind it and my money behind it. You told me that six months ago. I did. I did. Yeah.

May I invest? I mean, it's a significant investment. So I wouldn't ask you to do it. I'd like to be in the cast. I'd throw money Can we have a yak scent? Let's draw up some papers Yak scent

I'll have Brent Do you want Brent to pitch? I'll have Brent pitch you the idea Ay caramba Is that a yak scent? It's a yak scent That was Bart Simpson. That's us.

Eat my shorts. You calling Brent? What are the labels looking like? Like what's the... Yeah, that's key. What's the twist on these? Yeah, is it going to be like man candles? Wait, you got his number memorized. I got everybody's number memorized. And you don't have his number.

I'm excited for you. I love candles. I burn one daily. I've been in the candle game recently. It's nice. Yeah, I've been burning them too.

I'm always nervous when I play my house. It might be at work. Me too. What sets this company apart from the rest? Brandon fucking Walker That's what it is

They're gonna be They're all organic And natural Organic Yeah They're high end candles But they're also gonna be Are they slow burning

They're very slow burning They're gonna remind you of Are you gonna do wood wick Yeah what kind of wicks Don't know about that I like the I like the crickle The

The woods night The crackle The crackle Brent's not answering Why isn't Brent answering Why not different shapes I like the crickle. The woods night, the crackle. The crickle. Brent's not answering. Why isn't Brent answering? Why not different shapes? Candles can be different shapes. Does Brent typically always answer?

Brent always answers. So is this concerning? No, I'm sure he's just asleep or something. KB, I like that idea. They don't have to be cylindrical. No, I imagine they can be square, rectangular. Sell square candles oh yeah shady oh yeah shady creek or shady lake shady lake square candle we need to get we need to

have something unique that people are like oh the square candle guy how many candles we're gonna need ten thousand uh more hundred thousand easy easy yeah that's that's that's significant well that's staff up he

Brent really needs to answer this phone call I mean it's working hard

yeah he's making candles special edition yak coin has a coin at the bottom you gotta melt

your way like the soaps with toys I like to think Brent just is covered in wax trying to pick up his phone. He can't do it.

That's waxy Brent. There should be like a golden ticket, but it's like Big Cat's toenail. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and you bring that in. Do everything. Is this from bees? The wax? No.

No, you create it. Wait, wax is from bees? Yeah, that's a good question. There is some. Like, what is wax? I thought honey was from bees Oh bees wax We should be able to put our heads together

And know what wax is I have no idea Wax is a combination of Things Name one of them Water Wax is solidified oil Sounds right I believeax is solidified oil.

Yeah. Sounds right. That is right. I believe you. Wax. Calcified oil. Calcified, solidified, pasteurized also. Yeah, you're right.

PJ, can you look up wax? Wax is. Like candle wax? Hydrocarbons. Oh, yeah. If you just asked me what wax was, I would have been like, well, it's wax. Like that's a thing. Organic compounds. Yeah, bees.

You see J.J. McCarthy's out for the season? No way. What? Yeah. Oh, that's. Am I crazy for thinking Sam Donald's going to be good this year? Yeah, you are. All right.

Well, I said it. That's so fucked. That's a shame. Minnesota sports curse. KB, do you know anything about Charlie Chaplin? Good question. No. Yeah, I don't either.

It was fascinating to me because something, Charlie Chaplin got put in my purview this morning. And it dawned on me that he's extremely famous. I've seen none of his works. I know nothing about his personal life. That's so true. I don't know what he sounds like. I know he was an actor.

It's such a famous name. Have you seen any of his works? Yeah. You've seen his works? I've seen clips of his works. The movie The Dictator, right? Or The Great Dictator or something.

He played Hitler. He's like poking fun at him. I have no idea what, I know nothing about the guy. I don't know, is he American? Is he not American? I don't know.

Oh, he could be British. British? I don't know, he's got to be American. He's from London. Or certainly British. What are you talking about? Charlie bit my finger.

Yeah, never mind. That was stupid. Yeah, I don't know. For how famous the guy is, I realized. Yeah, was he married? Was he like a man about town? Was he a partier? Never seen any of his work.

How many movies does he have? I feel like he would be one of those undercover gay guys. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's gay. Is he? Four wives. Oh, so gay. Married, so gay.

Yeah, that's too many. A guy who has three wives would be the straightest guy you've ever met. A guy with four. Four is. Hey, buddy. You're trying too hard. And 11 children. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Wow. Compensating. When did he die? Don't tell us. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I would guess 1957.

But like in the movies. Well, it's got to be after World War II. That's not an abysmal guess. He died. Picture what he looks like in the movies. Well, it's got to be after World War II. That's not an abysmal guess. He died. Picture what he looks like in the movies. How old was he in those movies? Because I couldn't tell you what age he was. Aging was weird back then.

What was his heyday? High school seniors. Silent movie era was his heyday. Was he funny? Was he goofy? He looks like he would be into some goofs. He was a riot. He did the funny stuff where a building would fall on him.

No, that was the other guy that did the train track stuff. Yeah. That wasn't Charlie Chaplin? He was doing guy. He was the guy. He was the guy. He did the funny stuff where a building would fall on him. No, that was the other guy that did the train track stuff. Yeah. That wasn't Charlie Chaplin? He was doing some of that. Are you conflating every silent movie clip you've ever seen to be Charlie Chaplin? Yeah. He was seen by Willie, right? Yeah, the train falls off the bridge.

Brent. Did Charlie Chaplin dance? Maybe not Buster Keaton. Yes. What's up, man? Oh, shit. Fuck yes. All right. I'm giving you $10,000.

Here, here. You're live on the act, okay? Where are we staying on the candle making business? We've been a little bit behind in production. About probably a year out. A year out, but if I brought

in an infusion of cash right now, you think we can get going down the road? Absolutely. All right. How many candles do you think we got ready to go right now? Probably about 200, 300. Okay. Well, that's pretty good.

That's a limited release. What do you guys think of that? Where's the buddy at? Don't worry about that. Hold on. Did he yawn while he asked you that? Yeah, we got the money. Do you think we could do a Yakson and Candle?

Yeah. Okay. All right. And one more thing. It's about Shady Lake, right? Could you tell everybody what Shady Lake is? Yeah, Shady Lake is a place where we grew up as kids and had great childhood memories. i used to catch all the biggest bass out of there brady came along had a good time uh did you catch bigger bass than brin no he did not

yes brandon don't even know how to hunt all right we'll we'll be in touch brent yes thank you any other questions for brent oh we have a couple more questions from Big Cat if you'd like to. Do you think, hey Brent, it's Big Cat, potential investor. What would you say to investors about getting into a business with a man whose nickname is Shady? That's a good question. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, it's just a shady business a shady business okay okay candle business notorious okay all right didn't really nail that for the investors but i'm still investing yeah well give you give me time to write up a business uh thing for you you've had more you've had months yo we got a little bit behind in production he said that from the start uh okay all right i think that's all we got brent okay all right y'all have a great day this guy's the it factor yeah we're never i'm never seeing my money again. What's up, man? Yeah. He can drive the fuck out of a fan boat, can't he? Yeah, he's Brent something. You know he was grabbing his nuts the entire time.

He's playing with it. Question for you, and again, I'm investing no matter what. How many other businesses has Brent tried to launch? Oh, buddy. I didn't think of that. It feels like maybe this is... I don't think you start with candle. That's endgame.

That's multiple bankruptcies under your belt. That's a tame idea. It was definitely the end point. No one starts with a candle. Has he had a passion for this? Does he smell good? He likes

burning things. Has Brent ever been to prison? No, no, no, no. That's my side. His side's better off. His side got education. Did you lose your virginity at Shady Lake? Yeah, you kissed there. I did not lose my virginity

at Shady Lake. I did that at somebody's house during the Super Bowl. You come there? No, I fucked at Shady Lake. I did that at somebody's house during the Super Bowl. You come there? No, I fucked at Shady Lake. Just not for the first time. You lost your virginity at the Super Bowl? During the game, yeah. Was it a boring game?

Yeah, it wasn't very good. Which Super Bowl? Dolphins? Giants-Bills. Hell nah. One of the Bills. Packers, Patriots. That would make sense.

Desmond Howard, no chance. It was the Canadian Super Bowl. You wouldn't know about it. Grey Cup. Yeah. Super Bowl goes to a different school. It was Steelers, Cowboys. No.

Steven, can you name every Super Bowl winner and loser? It was me and-Cowboys. No. Steven, can you name every Super Bowl winner and loser? It was me and Big Cat, dude. Wait, we didn't put that one out. Probably not. We didn't put that one out? I don't think so. Brandon and I dominated that. Was it Bucks-Raiders?

No. Barrett-Robbins? Tequila. Yeah, it was definitely just tequila, Stephen. Oh, drugs? I'm pretty sure. I don't know if it's confirmed. He lost his mind and stayed in Mexico.

I don't think that's just tequila. I was never going to mention the candles. I know. I really, really got impatient. But I really want to invest. I went to go buy candles yesterday at Target because I use candles a lot. Expensive as all hell. Not ours. And those big corporate candles, they have all kinds of

chemicals in them. I don't want that in my house. Not ours. Ours is made in Brent's living room. You should have a tag, made in Brent's living room. Next to this, he has a sauna and a candle making spot. Is Brent a single man? Super single, yeah.

I'm like very excited to invest in this. I think y'all would laugh just looking at Brent. Is he chunky? He's, yeah. Can we get Brent up here? I don't know. What if he brings up different candles and we figure out which one the yak scent will be?

Yeah. We could do a live candle making. You guys ever make candles? It's like not that hard. Yeah, well, Brent can do it. Yeah? Do a waxing? Yeah, he'll bring samples.

I don't know if I can get him up Chicago, though. My Mississippi relatives are... We got Uncle Doug up here. ...hesitant to come. He's trying to be a businessman. He's open-minded as fuck, Uncle Doug. He's as open-minded as you can be. Yeah.

The Walker side, a little more closed off. Does Uncle Doug, do you think Uncle Doug watches Hard Knocks? I don't think he knows what Hard Knocks is. Oh, you should have him watch the first episode. That's his barber. He doesn't know. Oh, yeah, I will. I'll tell him that, but I doubt he knows what Hard Knocks is.

Big win for the cable guys last night. So it was just not on max for a while? Yeah, for will. I'll tell him that, but I doubt he knows what Hard Knocks is. Big win for the Cable guys last night. So it was just not on Max for a while? Yeah, for an hour. Did they ever say what happened? No. And I stupidly still have Cable, and I was just living in it, loving it. Everyone's freaking out. So nice to have Cable.

Yeah. Scroll through every once in a while, find a good movie on TBS. How many shows, Dan, do you watch when they're airing live like that? I imagine Hard Knocks Bears. That's probably it. Even like Game of Thrones, I'd be like 15 minutes late or something. I'd just throw it on whenever I – I guess you count sports games.

Yeah, that's true. I like being a part of it. That probably counts as live. That's pretty much it sports games. Yeah, that's true. I like being a part of it. That's true. That probably counts as live. That's pretty much it, though. I like following along on Twitter to other people reacting. I like the community. Yeah.

I watched the last season of Game of Thrones live. The Office I watched live at the end. Wow. That was cool. Yeah, it's been a while. Sopranos I watched live because we thought our TV blacked out. Oh, yeah. That actually happened.

Like, holy shit, our TV broke. But, yeah, there is something about watching it live that's kind of fun. Is Game of Thrones and the second series of Game of Thrones the biggest thing people are watching live together now? Has there been anything? Maybe Succession last season? Succession was pretty good. It felt like y'all did that together. I didn't watch any of that. Yeah, I guess Succession. Succession was one, yeah. Sunday night.

Sunday night HBO. Yeah, there's... It is something that's lost, though. Because it was like... I mean, how many people watched the Seinfeld finale live? 100 million or something? Yeah, he got mad at Larry King about it. How many people, TJ? It was like the Super Bowl.

I think MASH had the record. MASH has the record. What the hell was MASH? Was that a comedy? Yeah, it was a comedy set in the Korean War. Or Korean War, right? 76 million people. Jesus.

MASH might have been 100. That's crazy. And what about the one Dallas something who shot JR what was the one that the last episode it was just a dream sequence Newhart did that the whole show was a dream

the whole series was because he had been on a previous show called the Bob Newhart show so he woke up next to his wife in that show and that was the did that show, yeah. And that was the... Did that piss people off? I think it was a comedy, and it was comedy enough where it was like... At the time, I bet it was a novel idea. Yeah.

I hate when they do that where... Or maybe not, I don't know. When they kill someone off and they bring back the same character being like, he had a brother you didn't know about. That's soap operas. I hate that. Professor X. They did that?

He had a twin brother in the comics who was in a coma, and so Professor X killed but transferred his consciousness to his twin brother. Wow. Who also couldn't walk because of the identical twin brother. City Slickers did that. City Slickers did that too. Marvel's doing that with Robert Downey Jr. Yeah, right.

Different universe. Yeah, the twin thing. What was the Anna Kendrick murder? Oh, no. Was it Anna Kendrick or was it? It was Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively. Oh, there was a show too that I can't remember. You don't like twin twists? I don't like twin twists.

It didn't beer Olympics. Prestige? That, yeah. I don't like it. I like the movie. Parent Trap did it right. It's just a cop out. They did it right.

Have you guys all seen Red Dragon? No. Oh, it's so good. That's the Hannibal Lecter? Yeah. Yeah, Fava Beans guy. Yeah. Is he a twin?

But it has nothing to do with Hannibal Lecter. Like, it's not, you can watch it on its own. Oh. Red Dragon, what's it about? Very good movie. Edward Norton's in it. It's a thriller. He's tough to work with, I hear. Really? Yeah. Is he so good? Probably. He's it about? Very good movie. Edward Norton's in it. It's a thriller. He's tough to work with, I hear.

Really? Yeah. Is he so good? Probably. He's probably just too good. I would picture him to be a good guy. That's probably not what makes him tough to deal with, though. He's probably just an asshole.

He's an asshole? Well, he's probably good. He probably expects everyone else to be good. It's hard. I can see that, where people think you're an asshole, but you're just really good. He's just really good. He's like, why aren't you guys good, too? And then just yells at them.

Yeah, American History X, that one scene. scene that one's actually just they were just rolling brandon how do you feel about julia roberts and oceans 12 playing julia roberts or playing a character that looks like julia roberts that whole plot point timeless beauty julia roberts i saw oceans 12 billionaire julio in the theater and i never saw it again i don't remember anything about oceans 12 so they use they use tess i believe her name is uh julia roberts plays a character named tess yes they use her as a decoy and they say that we're going to tell everybody that that is julia roberts they say this in the movie that you are hollywood star julia roberts oh that sucks you the viewer are, my brain is broken right now. But that's Julia Roberts

playing a woman. Playing a woman who looks like Julia Roberts. God damn. Okay. I don't really have any thoughts Nobody remembers Ocean's 12, I guess.

I don't. I could break down Ocean's 11 all the way for you, but I can't just know it. It's Jeff Dillon's favorite movie. Never seen it. It's one of mine. I like it too.

You like a good heist? Oh, I should buy that poster for the wall. I saw the sequel. You just don't remember? I don remember i saw i saw i'll never forget that i remember watching i was like this is this this doesn't make any fucking sense i saw it once and it didn't resonate with me i was like i'd never care to see this again all right but i watch oceans 11 like every time it comes on tv oceans 11 is good oceans 11 is really good really fucking good yeah bern Bernie Mac. Is his last name Oceans, Matt Damon? No, it's George Clooney.

George Clooney. Danny Ocean. Danny Ocean. Yeah. You'll never guess how many people are in his crew. The fact they named him Will Hunting. Fuck off. There's a few movies like that.

Yeah. Will Hunting. That's. There's a few movies like that. Yeah. Will Hunting. That's not a last name ever. I've never. Yeah. There's no way. And he's good. Until just now, I've never second guessed it.

He's so fucking good. You could have just named it Good Will Hunting. Like the one word. Good Will. The one word. Goodwill. Shopping trip. Oh, yeah. That's kind of antiquing, right? Goodwill Hunting.

That's what you should call it, Brandon. Well, Goodwill is probably trademarked, right? It's a word, though. It's a common noun. You could also just say it could be two words goodwill is two words but goodwill that's that's trademark you're worried about trademark infringement i don't want your on your minute videos i'm gonna take you for everything goodwill i just like to do things the right way you know what would Goodwill even take you for? You gotta drop off some clothes?

That's all I got to drop off. Give me all your old clothes. Give me those thin shirts. Oh, fuck. I got the bloodhounds of Goodwill. They just came in and took my VHS DVD player. Two trash bags of clothes, sir. Where's my bookends?

I wasn't. Oh, they cleaned us out. Oh, man. God damn it I got nothing left Brandon you want to do the Manscaped I'm going to take a piss I need to before the show starts See you big cat

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with no pubes i always do do trim my pubes away. It's never in my own place. It's always a road game. Big congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Wonton. Shout out to them. Apparently he found out pretty soon, maybe day of, the case race. Which is pretty funny to find out. He came in and was slugging.

There we go. That's why he was slugging. There we go. That's why he was slugging. Yeah, he was. He came and had. Starting to make more sense now. He sat down and, yeah. He might have had 15 before the case. Yeah, he was battling something.

No, he was just probably a lot of things going through his head. That's awesome. He just tweeted out. It's official. It's Nicky Smokes, Ken Jack, White Sox Dave, and I think Eddie. Eddie. Five fans. Is Eddie balding?

Five fans for what? For the turkey trip. Taking people to turkey for hair. Wow. That's incredible. Smokes, White Sox Dave, Eddie, Wanton Don. Wait. Ken Jack. Wanton Don's just doing it for the content? Wonton Don's taking a troop of balds.

Yeah. Five to ten fans can join. Jesus Christ. This is like one of those cruises, but it's for... This is going to be such a... Donnie rolling in with a crew of cue balls. Wait, is Donnie bald? No. Donnie's got a thick head of hair.. Wait, is Donnie balding? No.

Donnie's got a thick head of hair. I think he's just doing it for the fun. Oh. He's going to record them. Yeah. Yeah. He's just going to laugh at them. Sorry about your gene.

Is Eddie balding? I've never noticed. Yeah, on top, but I think. I've never noticed it. I haven't either. Who would be the most shocking person at Barstool if they announced they were having a kid? Because Donnie, if you had asked me that a month ago, I'd be like, oh, Donnie. But then when he announced it, I was like, yeah, he's going to be a great dad.

Yeah, he's a great dad. Going to be a cool kid. Also married, right? Married and he's 35. A white boy Rick accidental pregnancy. Yeah. I mean, the answer is Mincy. That would be awesome. I. What's up, Steve? Oh, I mean. Love him. The answer is Mincy. That would be awesome.

Mincy. I mean, what would we do? We'd have to raise him. Oh, what a day. That kid would just be like Tarzan. It would just have to be raised in the office. It would be talking like Donnie Thornberry. Yeah.

Is that how Tarzan was? Tarzan was raised by a gorilla. Yeah, right. He'd have to be raised by us. Yeah. Yeah, Mincy raised by yeah yeah mincy would be just be talking like a commenter mincy would hit us all up to babysit oh i got i got a weekend ahead of now i kind of want to see it he would drop his baby so many times oh my god i don't know how dropping that kid left and right how would he he balance being a dad with the workload? I don't know.

Over under 15 drops of the baby in the first year of his life. Oh, my God. Hammer it. Whoops. All of them on camera, too. He hits my driveway and the baby hits my car. Ole Miss scores a touchdown. He just drops his baby.

I walked out to get a hot dog yesterday up the street. And way down, there's that alley that goes way back by the tracks. And there's a dumpster. It's like way back there. Don't say you found a baby. No, no, I didn't. But I was like, went to turn and I saw somebody pacing way back in there. And it was Mincy.

Yeah. He's on the phone 24-7. Like 100 yards away behind a dumpster, just pacing on his phone. He works here, but he really works for like Sports Radio Louisiana. Oh, is that who he's probably on the phone with? He's just doing constant radio hits in Shreveport. He gets paid from here. He gets paid from here. He paid from here he works for them we should buy a radio station in shreveport i don't i don't i don't want to i don't i don't want to say

buy him a hooker no damn i i want to say it but then it was do we prank mincy yeah i want to get him some fake i want to do some fake radio hits. Oh, I thought you were going to say fake pregnancies. I thought so, too. Steven, put that in your calendar, a completely random date, and remind me of it. So I didn't text you last week, but his suspension was up on, I believe it was August 7th. Yeah, we'll extend it. But put the idea in your calendar, random date, let me know,

and then we'll have him call. Haven't we done a fake radio hit before? Well, no, we called into his. Actual radio hit? Oh, yeah, Kate. That was amazing. But him just doing a radio hit with. Kate not being able to hold the southern accent.

Yeah. I would love to get him a spot on, like, Call Her Daddy. Yeah, convincing him? Yeah. I think you could. You would believe it, yeah. I don't even think it counts as a prank if you get him. No.

He would wind up in it anyway. That's true. Yeah, it's really kind of him pranking you at that point. Because you go through the effort. It's a Chinese finger trap in France. You'll set up a prank and he'll fall for it. But then he'll. You're just head to head in a prank.

Who's pranking who? And no matter what you do to prank him, he'll walk out of the office after it's done and like step in a bear trap. Drop his baby. I just keep thinking about him dropping that baby. Oh, God. You're wiggly. God. Wiggly. I'm going to have to have another place at Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah.

For baby mints. For baby mints. Just looks identical to him. So don't picture. Yeah. Yep. When is your guy's baby this year? we're not uh it's the day after thanksgiving it's on the friday you're streaming here we're not streaming why i i will not have

that man in my house again right you're streaming here i'm not streaming it and he's already the second i told him uh hey i don't want you to come to my house for thanksgiving again you know i don't know what emotion y'all thought would come out of him. It was elation and excitement. Oh yeah, I get to go to the game this year. No, he's going to stream it here. He's already thinking he's going to the game. Nah. If Mississippi

State was really, really good this year, would you be streaming it? I've streamed it every year and they've been better than us every year. You don't have to question my... I'll do it, but I just don't want... You won, but I just don't want to do it. But you won't. I just don't want to do anything with him. What a conundrum.

Damned if you do, catch 22. That was so silky. If you do, catch 22. That's what they say. That's what they say all the time. I still want to get you wet in your shirt. Do you want me to go get my shirt wet? I'm afraid it would just go down the drain.

It's not that bad. It looks good sitting. I just want to stand up. That's not how shirts work. You never look better sitting in a shirt. It looks so you can't see my nipples right now. But you stand up and they're automatically out? They pop out, yeah, on the stand. On command?

Oh, wow, look at that. I'm down to 266 today, boys. Whoa! That's officially 10. You have been walking your ass off. 50 minutes now I'm up to every day. I missed it this morning. I'm averaging 10,000 steps a day now.

I was very upset that I missed it. More like Brandon Walker. But my name is. Gotcha there. I did get you. Gotcha there. He's just doing it all on this court. Yeah.

How low do you think you can go? What is the goal? What is the? 250. 250 would be. Big Cat will give you $1 million if you get to double digits. I will. I will.

I'll give you $1 million. It only has to be for a second. Oh, my God. It would be incredible. If I hit 99.6, I'd cash out in a minute. Yes. That would be so good, Brandon. Oh, It would be incredible. If I hit 99.6, I'd cash out in an hour. That would be so good, Brandon. Oh, that would be incredible. Brandon looks awful. He weighs 99 pounds.

But, bro, you have to try. $1 million. Try. All your bones might be more than 90. Yeah, definitely. I think I'd die before 99. Yes. What's the basement I could even get to and still live?

150? Yeah, 150. I'm 6'5". I think 150 would even be... How much do you think Clemmer weighed? I was 180 in high school. I was a rail in high school. I was awful to look at.

But Clemmer is what, 6 feet? He's got to be like like 125 i think he said 135 no chance all right so imagine a thinner clemmer if you will clemmer could get to 99 i think so definitely you can live at 99 i've been wanting to say this and i don't know if y'all agree he's got to pick it up on the purple i agree he's got to pick it up like we're just tired looking at this i i he's got to pick it up on the Purple Hats. I agree. I'm tired of looking at this. He's got to pick it up. It's just this thing sitting out there. What's he doing that he can't go get

Purple Hats? Well, it's also like he's got to hit. He's got to get out there and fucking get them. Purple Hats, it's a hit. It's a hit franchise. This 50 should be done by January 1st. If I were him, I would just be on the road getting Purple Hats right now. It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth because he came to us begging to do this project.

And now he's just, it's kind of abandoned. What's our last hat? Colorado and then Jersey over there? You don't have to blog right now. Just get the purple hat. Get a fucking hat. You're telling him this, right? I'm telling him right now, stop blogging, get purple hats.

Did you see that supercut somebody made of him saying behind me? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what? Robbie Fox tweeted it out? No, was it robbie or somebody tweeted out this morning behind me behind me behind me behind me behind me behind me behind me there was nothing behind him behind me these are like the least picturesque i've ever... Warner was in the bathroom. Behind me. Behind me.

It's who got... Joe Sauce. Joe Sauce. Joe Sauce. Joe's got that sauce. Behind on these hats. More like it. Hello. Purple Yak hats coming soon.

Yes. Fuck yeah. Can we show them? Yeah, hold on. Because there's a really nice... Can he get... Should we allow him to get more than one purple yak hat? Well, the thing is we added one thing to the hats.

What do you mean? Here, TJ. Just in case you stumble upon a climber while you're wearing it. Hi, me. behind me and here they are and three two one

go wave like that Irish guy Nick oh great hat I love those and then do we have the back of it not for sale not for sale

okay I love that sorry Clemmer I love those. And then do we have the back of it? Not for sale. Not for sale. Okay, I love that. Sorry, Clemmer. I love that. So good. I like that hat. Nice. All right, so it's not for sale. So if he finds a yak purple hat.

You can barter. He can barter. He can barter, and he can get multiple yak purple hats. I'd accept the shirt off his back Yeah Or his jeans I want your jeans Irish jigs

A dance You can make him do stuff But he's allowed to get If he gets a purple yak hat in New Hampshire He can also get a purple yak hat in Delaware For a service But he's gotta barter it And you have to have video of it There has to be proof ah i want him doing this i know he needs to get

off his fucking ass and go get some hats have him call have him zoom in let's get an answer to this i want him to do it for a month straight he's gonna say here's what he's gonna say i'm going to new england next week yeah well i'm doing Oh, did he have his Ninja Turtle buddy meet up? That's next week. Oh, it's next week. Okay. To see if they get the fourth guy with the tattoo. Yeah, I hate that Donatello guy. Yeah, they're forcing

they're forcing to get a who are they trying to get? Michelangelo? Leonardo, right? Also, we never, when we talked about that we never talked about the other side of it the depravity of having to be convinced by chris klemer to get a tattoo to be friends with him imagine so low this is like almost like an intervention this guy's getting jumped yeah like dude don't do it because like you what led your life to this point where you have to go to a dinner with

Clemmer and he's going to convince you? You don't know about this? No, I wasn't here that day, obviously. Clemmer has Michelangelo tattooed on the Ninja Turtle backpack. Think about that guy. On his calf. And then his best friends from high school have Donatello and Raphael. And they don't have a Leonardo.

It's hard to believe about this, isn't it? So he only had two other friends. And they decided to get a group of four. Leonardo's the leader. So they didn't have a guy who welched on the whole thing? No. They just never had one. They kind of did.

They did have a fourth guy. But Clemmer was friends with the fourth guy. But the fourth guy had fist fought one of the other guys on the bus. And they haven't spoken for like 20 years. And now. And this guy is a real bitch of a wife that made him eat the. Why didn't they pick three musketeers? Why did they pick four?

There are so many trios. It's just dawning on me. Like, I want to find this guy before he gets to the sit down and just be like dude what is going on with your life that you're looking for they're being convinced to get a donatello and then there is the rule that if one of them dies they have to get that one tattooed on them so who's this guy you're talking about what's what's that conceit what they're going clemmer's going to have a dinner with the two other ninja turtles and the fourth guy to try to convince who was supposed to do it yeah they got in a in the fist fight in eighth grade.

Not just him. Convince them he can be in too, right? Because the other guy was caught talking a ton of shit on the other two. Back in the day. Three men are going to have to be persuaded by him. Yeah, how is this guy real? If I went to a dinner to catch up with high school

friends and they were like, you've got to get this Ninja Turtle tattoo. What the hell? 46? Crazy. This poor guy. He should have stayed home to eat more placenta. Yeah.

I have to clear it with two other guys for you to get a tattoo that makes you friends with, like what? I was out that day, obviously. Yeah. I remember. Quite something. No, you could have been here and just zoned it out. Oh, Clemmer.

Clemmer. Hello, guys. What's up, my man? What is that logo behind you? Oh, it's in one of the rooms. What's going on with the purple hats? That's Clemmer's apartment. I'm going to Massachusetts.

What did I say? On Friday. Yeah. Okay. Going to Massachusetts on Friday. Okay. Going to Massachusetts on Friday, going to New Hampshire and Maine, I think, on Saturday. That's the plan. We need more purple hats. Pick up the pace.

What do you want me to do? Pick up the pace. I just said it. How do you want me to do this? What's the plan? We sold this for $750,000. Get a plan to go to this for $750,000. Like, get a plan to go to fucking Nebraska

and start driving around. Okay. Alright, I can put together some sort of travel plan if that's what you guys want. Go get the fucking hats. Get the hats. I'm going to get three hats this weekend. I'm not like

just sitting here on my ass. We've been doing this three months. You got six hats. Slimmer, you are sitting on your ass. Well, right now I am. That's a bad example. But no, I mean, I do stuff here, too. I mean, I live in New York City.

I don't know. But we need you to drop everything else. Do a big Amtrak. Take an Amtrak and stop. You just tried to flex New York City on us. This is the biggest thing in your life right now. It's not the biggest thing. It's a big thing.

It's not the biggest thing in my life right now, but it's a big thing for sure. No, I can't. And I was going to go to Pennsylvania. I think I had a plan for that in September. Those are just like things in my life, but I could plan around that. Yeah, we need to pick it up. Pick up the pace. Pick up the pace. Could you do a month straight

travel paid for, bring your wife? Potentially, yeah. As long as it worked out for her and her schedule. Of course. I got an idea. Uh-huh. Clemmer. Hit him with it. Not to get political, but I think you should apply

to work on one of the two campaigns, and then you can travel with one of the candidates. That's a great idea. So all these places, they're going to be – what two people in the country are going to be traveling the most in the next 90 days? I can't think of two people I'd rather travel with less. I think you'll be with them.

Yeah, well, maybe. Okay. I figure he'd be like Secret Service. Yeah, that's exactly – I fit the mood for that. No, I could put together a plan. Maybe I could hit the southeast or hit a specific region or something where I could knock out a few states.

As long as travel is all set and that's not a big deal. I really thought the northeast would be done by now. I mean, all those states clumped up together. I'm going there this weekend. It's tough to look at this giant empanada. I don't keep saying that. What are you talking about, Brandon? You did say that once.

You said it once, like, a minute ago. And are you doing your dinner this week to convince the turtle? That's on Friday. Can you wear a wire? No. Can I? I think you might have to. Can you wear a wire? No. Can I? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

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when you pitch him getting a comic book tattoo. Yeah, yeah. I'll come back with details. Remind me. No, just open your phone to voice memo. Record that part. Remind me again. Does the Donatello guy know that he's being pitched?

It's Leonardo. He does not know. He does not know anything about this. We've all kept it. I told the other guys we've got to bring this up at dinner. What if he just says no? That would be upsetting. But it also would probably be the most

likely outcome. I think it is because I don't think his wife is going to play ball with it. I don't think it's the wife. He hasn't talked to you guys in 20 years. No, we text. We text all the time. We've been texting a lot this week. Everyone's excited for this dinner.

This is a big deal. This dinner is a big deal. Very good. It's tattoo dinner. Very good. We're going to a nice steak restaurant. Very good. Very good. I'm dinner. Very good. We're going to a nice steak restaurant. Very good. Very good.

I'm very excited. Okay. I will put together a travel plan. I will have something. Who should I email with my itinerary? Who do you guys want me to send that? Stephen Che. Just link you to Stephen Che.

I will have something to Che by the end of tomorrow with like a five-state plan or something for like a week or something. Does that work? I love it. I love it i love it all right i can do that um and actually yeah no i think i think what we'll do is we'll mix in some some politics maybe each state will spin the wheel to see which one you're going door to door for all right that's no no no thank you no thank you i wish i i wish i cared enough west virginia

you're going for kamala. Door to door. I don't even want to vote this year. I'm so disheartened. I'm so disheartened. It's very upsetting. All right. Very sad. Thanks, Lamer.

Okay. All right. Well, get the plan and see if you can take maybe a little bit of video of the pitch for the Donatello. A little bit. Just a tiny tiny. Maybe I can do like a reaction video afterwards or something. We could find out the restaurant and just have somebody that works there film. Probably could. There's not that many restaurants.

New Hampshire's pretty small. You probably could. Where are you going in New Hampshire? We are going to a... I'll say this. We're going to a steak restaurant in New Hampshire on Friday night. We were saying what city? Then you've got to figure it out.

Is it by the beach? You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. I'm giving you guys a lot of clues. Yeah, that was a lot of clues. The hamster steak restaurant. Is that the right application? That narrows it down. The horse to water?

The horse thing was a clue. Are we the horse or are we the water? Was leading a horse to water a clue? I think it was. I think it's one of the few coastal towns in New Hampshire. They only have about 10 miles of coast. We do, and it's not a great coast. I wish it was better.

Okay. All right. Well, thank you, Clemmer. Miss you, Clemmer. All right, guys. I'll have some hats by the end of the week for sure. I hope. Okay. Appreciate it. Bye, guys. See you, man. TJ, top 20 steak restaurants in New Hampshire? I just learned something. I don't think New Hampshire got to New Hampshire. I just learned something. What?

I don't think New Hampshire got to the coast. I thought it was. Me neither. Oh, I found it, I think. What? Ledge Water Steakhouse. Why do you think that's it? That's it.

He said something about leading to water. Oh. But he also speaks in old-time circles. It does start with L-E-D. Ledge. You could ledge a horse to water. Ledge water. I don't think.

I think he just. You could ledge a horse to water. He said led to water. I'm forgetting the fact that can ledge a horse to water. He said ledge to water. You're forgetting the fact that he's like 100 years old. Yeah, that's just his. Riddles. That's the thing an old guy would say. Ledge to water.

Ledge water. That's a clue. Did he say it on the act? What town he was going to? What town's ledge water? Bristol. Yeah. It's a city.

You're right, Kate. We're on to something else. Point for Kate. So I'm guessing it's his old hometown? It could be. It could be just a meeting place where they live now. He's told us. Did anybody ever listen when he talked to you?

No. That's the problem. I kind of just watch him. I watch his body move. He's just, yeah. I wonder if anybody at the office has his location on his phone Can we Let's have him call in before the dinner And we can see the background of wherever he is

GeoGuess Let's warn the New Hampshire police that he's coming They probably already know He used to work for the police department as caution tape He used to work for the police department as caution tape Imagine that getting sprung on you Yeah I'm so excited to catch up imagine that getting sprung on you yeah

I'm so excited to catch up it's going to be nice I'm sure they've matured and it really has been like 20 years since they've seen this guy it'd be incredible if this guy's just down for it oh my god they're all going to show him their own tattoos also he's an adult

and he could easily just be like, no. You guys want to be at the dinner. I want to be at the place where the guy has to tell his wife what they asked him at the dinner. Yeah. How was dinner, babe? You don't really convince him. You just put it on the table. Here's the deal.

Yeah, here's the deal. Do you want the tattoo? The second he says no, there's no like. All right. But hold on a second. me out we all have it yeah exactly it's gonna be like an episode second level to the convincing it's just it's gonna be like shark tank yeah all right do you do it at the beginning of the dinner yeah what is because if that goes wrong then that is just awkward i still go back to the fact that leonardo should have been one of the first ones.

How are you doing this without a leader? Yeah, right. They're trying to find... It's like our episode yesterday. They're trying to find their leader. Yeah. It's tough. Yeah, they've just been leaderless this whole time. I'm going to dinner Saturday with a college friend.

I haven't talked to him since college. I'm nervous. Oh. That's terrifying. Yeah. You're going to ask him to get a tattoo? Yeah. You should. I should swing. Yeah. Just to see how it goes. Just puck him. Yeah. Do a video of it. talk to since college i'm nervous oh yeah you're gonna ask me to get a tattoo yeah i should yeah just to see how it goes yeah do a video of it i'm going to get four people to get the ninja

turtle tattoos faster i just got the link for my 20th high school reunion thanksgiving break oh yeah are you gonna go i gotta get work quick. Get that bimbo makeover. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Kate's going to be a bimbo, big cat. She's going to get huge thick tits. Get a lot of work done and just become. You get thick tits? Yeah, I think so.

I love that. I do. What do you want to say, guys? I love that. Okay, Hank. That will be awesome. Yeah, that little neck job, the ponytail I love that. Okay, Hank. That will be awesome. Yeah.

That, a little neck job, the ponytail facelift. You should get, like, monster ones. Monster. I know. That's what I'm saying. 46 Gs. Can. That'll make my hump look, like, make sense. Like, oh, she's.

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but can we bump the Yak stream to Doug's when we finish today? It auto-bumps to Quick Fix, but I can change that. Yeah, just chat. I think we've had this conversation before. What, uh, where are we at with Doug's? Uh, we got, we're halfway through season two at Alabama and we've got to, uh, win some games tonight and then Thursday will be a push for the national title. Wow.

Yeah. I need to win a national title cause it is, I love doing it, but it's also a torture chamber cause they torture me. It also could be the most lucrative thing you've ever done. It is, yeah. It is pretty crazy. But then what always happens is we start doing it, and then our sales team's like, hey, can you keep doing it forever?

Yeah, exactly. And I'm like, do you want me in an insane asylum? You're playing a lot of video games. Yeah. And again, it is torture because I'm like, do you want me in an insane asylum? You're playing a lot of video games. Yeah. And again, it is torture because I'm not good. And it's pointed out to me very often. Is anyone on your crew not pulling their weight? We had some issues with Jerry this week.

Leave it at that. No, Jerry's not a good defensive coordinator, but I love that he's just. Oh, no. Oh, no. Why don't you punish him? Have him carry a bundle of sticks around or something. Look at him. He's stressed.

No, everyone's carrying their weight. All the guys are doing their best. Blutman's not even here. Yeah, he'll be back. Oh, yeah. So where's he been? Cincinnati. He's with Alcaraz.

The best tennis players in the world. Oh, Marty's doing that, right? That's going to be interesting. Dream assignment for Blutman. Marty is, like, he does stuff that shocks me. He's Rain Man for famous people. He just somehow has a knack in what way is he rain man well rain man have knacks and marty has a knack professional

athletes love chilling with marty yeah i love marty what i was saying is when he does these challenges i'm always like there's no chance and then he doesn't hit off him. He does pretty decent, yeah. He can't hit, though. Tennis is like, I remember we did a video way back against Andy Roddick, and it's crazy trying to return those serves, and I think Alcaraz serves significantly harder than that. So this would be very impressive if he can return this. Does he have tennis background, Marty? I don't know.

I think so. Because he played baseball, right? Yeah. He's a good athlete. I just know that if he does this, I will be thoroughly impressed. I was impressed when he got a hit off power, but this one would be like, holy fuck. Because it just goes, it's so much faster than you think. Tennis is like, you watch it and you're like, oh, I could do that. And then you get out on the court and you're like, oh no, I can't do any of this.

High level tennis is jarring how fast that ball goes. Yeah. Yeah. Let's watch more goes, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's watch more Paralympic sports. I can see the waving guy again, frankly. Oh, really? Yeah. I wanted to see more.

I don't know. I'm curious to how some of the things go. Like? Fencing. It's probably just a joust. What about a... That's what fencing is anyway, right? No.

Do they have the shooting competitions? That would make sense. Yeah. I might just have to do this. They'd probably be good at that. Yeah, steady. Unless the recoil pushes. Oh, man.

Perry, question. Are the horses? Is that bocce? Yeah, the horses are bound. Are the horses? You'd have to assume the horses would be the ones. No, it'd be like a brand situation. We don't have handicapped horses.

We just shoot them. Wow, those are the only winter sports, by the way? They should do dressage. You don't want to get them stuck in a snowstorm. Yeah, ice. That's true, I guess. Taekwondo is interesting. Wheelchair curling.

Okay. Anybody? Wait, they play bocce that's fucking rocks why isn't that that bocce rules yeah they've had some funny wheelchair rugby what's the number one sport for the paralympics is it is it wheelchair basketball like what's the if you're that's what an unbelievable paralympian has to be yeah what what arempian, what are you getting pushed into? It's like, we need you for the... I think track is pretty big, too. Track? The hurdles? Track?

Yeah, because it's blind. Oh. I always just think wheelchair. That's a thing? I'm pretty sure. Am I wrong? You haven't seen the blind runners lately? They have a guide running beside them.

It's pretty cool looking. So that guy has to be pretty fast too. Yeah, he's running right with them, and they guide him all the way around. He's faster than... Well, he can see. True. That kind of helps. Is he swimming?

Yeah, there's got to be. Yeah, I think blind is, yeah. Yeah, I forget about that. Cool stuff. All right. Brandon, your boy Dom Mysterio might get me into wrestling. Yeah, he's a piece of shit. He's popping off everywhere.

Dirty Dom. He went on Logan Paul's podcast and just kept bringing up Japan. Hilarious. He's a delightful piece of podcast and just kept bringing up Japan. Yeah. Hilarious. He's a delightful piece of trash. Yeah. One of the better heels. Yeah, he just plays a shitbag heel and is great at it.

Great Mysterio son. What's his, like, why does he keep bringing up Japan? Because he went on Logan Paul's podcast and the Paul brothers had that Japan thing. The Japan Suicide Forest video. Got it. Where the knit hat of the alien from Toy Story.

Wait, can I see a clip of them bringing up Japan? Yeah. Was he making them uncomfortable? A little. Logan, yeah. Logan got very mad. World with this job. You know, I just came back from Japan last week.

Great place. It was really nice. I'm sure you guys had fun. We had a blast. We've been hoping to go'm sure you guys had fun. We had a blast. We've been hoping to go there. You guys haven't been to Japan? You've never been? I have prior obligations.

No, you gotta go, dude. Well, this last time I had prior obligations. He has been busy. He just hasn't had time to go there. Can you go? Bro, Dom dom what do you think this yes i can go to japan i'm just making sure no i can go to japan i didn't know if you were like you know shadow band or something oh no i'm not dude i didn't know if you were put

on a list or something he is somebody told me one time he hasn't talked directly to the there's a follow-up clip he like brings it up later in the podcast too he's definitely uncomfortable i like this yeah but dom's uh on screen with that girl now liv morgan who was on the act yeah they're paired up she she stole them she stole them from from ripley hey when is wrestling coming back uh it the we've got one interview in the can we're trying to get another one Friday. I really need you to help with a guy. And then if I can get three banked, we're coming back. But why? Because I don't want to get a situation.

But wouldn't you want to put it out and get the, like, I don't want to get in a situation where I got one, and the next week I can't do a show because I don't have one. I can get you CM Punk. Yeah, but it's like Clemmer. Like, I know you can, but can we, yeah? Did you just come here? How mad would you be?

Pick up the page. Oh, God damn it. Why can't you just say yes or no? I'm asking a question. How mad would you be... Mad? You haven't let me finish. That's the truthful answer. How mad would you be if

I got you CM Punk and we got the whole thing set up and then it was just Titus that walked in with the CM Punk costume. I really wouldn't be that mad. Yeah, because I'm thinking I'm going to be CM Punk. He looks just like him. I'm thinking that's what we're going to do. 21 beers deep.

Yeah. 21 beers deep, bulge popping. Jacking off on camera. I don't think I would do that. So we can get you CM Punk. Yeah, I'd appreciate that. You wiggled your dick in camera and the fabric moved above your kneecap. That was sweet.

Yeah, that happened. Alright, so Rasslin's back. He's coming back. I got one in the can. I'm doing one Friday, I think. And then hopefully next week's kind of fucked up, but we'll figure it out. Steven, are you getting a little nervous for data day oh no i already started uh i haven't but i'm in i'm doing football research so i guess technically so yeah yeah but no i haven't

started putting all the stuff in in my sheets in your proprietary algorithm you ever started creating the data correct do you have the template? From last year, but I got updated all the games. Wasn't the template last year the thing that fucked you up? Yeah. Yeah, there were four games with times that were not declared. So, yes, I'll be a little bit more thorough in my checking this year. You will fuck up.

I can't wait. Historically, that's likely. It's the Thursday of the first game? Yeah, the Thursday opening game. And there's a Friday night game. Yeah. Let's play Friday. In Brazil.

Yeah, you're fucked, Steve. You're going to miss that one. Steve, where's that Friday night game? In Brazil. I don't know why. Che, I'm going to make you play Wavelength real quick. Alright? Oh, I like this. Think of a number between 1 and 10.

And don't tell me. Got it. How does the game go? I don't know. I don't really know. Let me think of something now. Some blue cheese and bacon bits? Now you start saying things and he...

Alright. How horny you'd get if this person Some blue cheese and bacon bits? Now you start saying things and he... Do you have to... All right. How horny you'd get if this person showed up naked to one of your teen jack-off sessions? So now you answer the person. Out of ten. And you say the person... What percent is that number out of ten? Oh.

He's got to have a question first. Multiple, probably. You guys don't know how to play this game? No. All right. If this person showed up while I was tugging it, I'd be this number excited. You're saying a person. Horny.

Yeah, I'm saying a person. Yeah, that would make you that number excited. Out of ten. WWE's Lita. Whoa. Teen Jackoff Session Lita I don't know her What was the number?

We gotta guess You're 9 I'm gonna say 8 Let's say 7 10 Is he guessing the number? We're all guessing We'll say 9

Yes I'm comfortable And I reveal now? Well, we're all guessing. Yeah, no. We'll say nine. Yeah. Yes, I'm comfortable. Nine. And I reveal now? Yes. Six. Not a fan of Lita.

Oh, man. Tats. Not in the head seven. I like this. It's a good game. You don't like her tats? I do not. Huh. Ooh, I like this.

So who got a big shoulder tattoo? So now do it to someone else, Steven. I think if KB had asked him a few more questions we could have gotten it. I thought everybody liked Lita. I just even asked someone else a question. Mook is avoiding eye contact so let's go Mook.

Does it always have to be, or I guess it has to be 1 to 10, yeah? Mook picks a number then. Tell me the number. Alright. It has to be 1 to 10, yeah? Luke picks a number, then. Oh. Tell me the number. All right. Okay. If this person was the lead in a movie, how likely are you to see that movie in theaters?

Good question. Can I say like a character? No, because that's not a person. It's a person. A real person. An actor. Just name a person. Any person.

Probably a person, I guess. Wait, then that question doesn't make sense for the game, does it? It does. How excited would he be to see the movie with this person in it? Yeah. Oh, okay, okay. I'm dumb. Okay, carry on.

Okay, I'll take... Who don't I like? Any? It doesn't have to be in that... Just a... Dwayne Wade. This could be a low number. I would go immediately Go to the midnight showing

Of a Dwayne Wade A Dwayne Wade Fucking action movie Fucking Dwayne Wade Dwayne Wade You were tasked with naming an actor and you said Dwayne Wade It didn't have to be an actor it was a person Okay

You gotta lock in a number I got to lock in a number. I have to lock in a number right now? Yeah. Okay. I feel like most people would not be that excited to see a Dwayne Wade-led movie. I don't believe he has any acting experience. He did wear number three, so I'll go with that correlation, three. Oh.

The answer was two. Oh. Damn. Okay. Not bad. Pretty close, though. I feel like Dwayne Wade does a movie. that correlation three oh the answer was two oh damn okay pretty close so that was like Dwayne Wade does a movie it's gonna be a money grab it's gonna be like one of those like Jerry Seinfeld type bullshit movies you know yeah Dwayne Wade is gamers

sucks I think it sucks yeah it's interesting we played it wrong but it oh we did it's like an actual board game. Oh. Oh. Yeah. By the way, we're doing a Jerry After Dark Yak Monopoly. Least favorite game ever.

I'm going to be grumpy the whole time. I'm going to be standing like this. Yeah. I hope I get to be the symbol. I'm going to be the shoe. Race car. Nah, Kate, you're the iron. Yeah.

Sorry, toots. Brandon should be a fucking hotel. You ever played the Monopoly? There's a card game, Monopoly. No kidding. Yeah. Didn't play. It's like abbreviated Monopoly.

It's actually kind of good. So they're going to turn the gym floor, it'll be like Clue, into like a giant. But Monopoly. Oh, that's awesome. That would be fucked up if it was just Clue again. Clue was fun. It was. It was fun. We did Life with Jerry, Kyle and I, and it was fun. Oh clue was fun it was we did life with jerry kyle and i and it was fun oh yeah yeah that's right did the chicago air show fuck up your guys lives last

week it was loud it was just loud at all times yeah rattled the windows but i thought it was cool it was awesome really it was cool to see the opposite i was like that was the fuck my first thought would be like i would be so scared it was like another country have you lived in a war zone yeah I was fuck it made me patriotic as all hell every day I woke up and I was like we're under attack like I was like genuinely afraid I loved it because I love going to the grocery store and just like fucking the four right by each other yeah awesome that was awesome. Fuck me. Anyone else a huge pussy over the weekend? Also, I don't think they started until like 11 a.m.

Yeah, like woke me up. It was like an alarm clock of fucking. Did you see him or did you just hear him go? I did. Because, yeah, if you don't see him, that's probably. Well, I don't have a view for my apartment, so I'd be like, what the fuck's going on every morning? But I did the architecture tour saturday and seeing them like over the river was pretty cool that's sweet yeah brando guys put up nips put up nips theory can really sell huh brandon yeah did you see the jelly roll choke slam yes that was the best sell

yeah that was all jelly roll had the best choke slam of all time he made jelly roll seem like the strongest motherfucker the singer yeah choke slam theory it was crazy he came out at summer slam and jelly roll i'm sure all he's been said just lift your arm and he'll do the rest and theory made it look like theory was 12 feet in the air another yak yak. He was on the yak. Yeah, he was last year. Are we just doing an episode of wrestling? This was Nick. I just sat down. I just went to pee.

Golly, he can sell. Yeah, he can sell. He's one of the best. But I mean, selling only gets you so far. It helps though. Dolph Ziggler got cut. There was a reality show

that was like, Who's Dating Who and blah, blah. Total Divas. That got me into it. I would like toating Who and blah, blah. Total Divas. That got me into it. I would like to see a show like that again. Total Divas. What if one of your canned interviews dies before you run it? And you run it immediately.

Yeah, I think that's better off. True. Didn't Roan get the last Jerry Springer interview? Yes. Yep. Did he? I didn't know that. I was pretty close

the last kobe interview i want to say whoa what it was pretty maybe maybe when i wasn't yeah maybe it was when it ran yours was in the summer you did it in the summer right but we didn't run it till like december and then he died in fe. Who's like your top 50 PMT guests that are now dead? Have you had 50 dead? No. Bill Walton. Tommy Lasorda. You guys should have a dead playlist.

I need extra still alive. I think that might be it. It's a couple. Yeah, because you didn't interview OJ. Yeah, we didn't interview OJ. We should have. We should have interviewed OJ. Yeah, should have interviewed OJ.

Do you have any OJ memorabilia in your house? I'm getting some. Seriously? I got to decorate the, well, it's not, it's a sore subject. What? It's a sore subject. You got to decorate what? Nothing, nothing, Nick. to decorate what? Nothing.

Nothing, Nick. Your white truck? No. I got to decorate the OJ Simpson Memorial Bench in the Mostly Sports Studio. Ah, got it. But it's a sore subject. Oh. Yeah.

Why? Because Nick bought the bench. I'm taking it back. And he's mad that Titus called it the OJ Simpson Memorial Bench presented by Liam Blutman. I didn't call it that. What did he present? I'm just mad that... I spent $300 to gift you the bench, and you present it by Liam Blutman?

It's in the ANA studio now. Wow. You took it already? Repoed. Connor took it. Good. Wait, Connor who? Griffin.

Oh. Did you guys see that viral tweet yesterday that was just white people be like hey i'm connor yeah yeah i got i got sent it like a hundred people like hey what's up i'm connor yeah it is the whitest name yeah what's up there it's pretty white yeah connor yeah name a outlier colton no no but name a white name a non-white connor oh yeah you're right sorry i asked this question you asked for a black jack who are the come on i hate these famous pages because it's just a bunch of boys brandon is pretty split among races.

Yeah, we do pretty good. Mark. Are there any black Kates? Whoa. There's some black Kates, right? I've never met a black Katie. Katie for sure not. Kate.

Yeah, no. I'll be goddamn. Nick? Don't think. Yeah. Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon. Oh, Nick Cannon.

That's a big one. Nick Van Axel. Yeah. Nick Chubb. Nick Chubb. Yeah, we're golden. I don't like the way you said Chubb. Right.

Wait, Black Dan's. I feel like Black Dan is a fat guy. Dan. Dan. Oh. Oh. Like a line. Big Daddy Dan a fat guy. Dan. Dan. Oh. Like a line. Big Daddy Dan Wilkinson.

Yep. Dan. Daniel. Daniel Manning. Daniel Cormier. Daniel Manning. Daniel Manning. Okay.

Danny. Danny Fortson. There's Danny's. It's just Kate and Connor. Daniel Hunter. Yep. Yeah. That's Daniil, isn't it? It's Daniil. Daniil. Daniel Hunter yep yeah that's Daniel don't call him Daniel

it's spelled Daniel you're a football guy yeah sorry he hasn't done the data yet I feel like this is going to be Stephen's worst season yet was Clem's tweet real that the Bucs are the highest rated team in Madden I don't think so and the Texans that the Bucs are the highest rated team in Madden? I don't think so.

Certainly not. And the Texans were the worst? There you are. There it is. A medley. How do they not have a picture for you? Who cares? Otherwise, no one is Big Cat.

L is for loser. I don't even know what that is about. That's your debut tweet. Your debut tweet. Is that your first tweet? L is for loser. Try to find that, TJ. Before your fame was your first tweet. Your debut tweet. Is that your first tweet? Try to find that, TJ. Before your fame was your first tweet.

L is for loser. Did you get famous on your second tweet? Yeah, I must have. Do you know what that was about? Nope. Can we search Twitter for that? 2010, who would have been an L? LeBron.

Could be. Could be. Lost to the Celtics in the Eastern Conference Finals. LeBron could be could be lost to the Celtics in the Eastern Conference Finals LeBron Big Cat was at one of my middle school basketball games yeah what percentage of your tweets

are about sports Big Cat a lot 98 no he's got some pop culture shit too right yeah mix it in then you have to skull fuck airlines

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It's been a great show. Had a lot of laughs. A lot of laughs. A lot of memories I'll have forever. Pick something from today that you will remember forever. Bacon and blue cheese. Alright, I'll remember that forever too. You can point it out and I think now

it's just you're going to have it. They don't look athletic in the face. Yeah, it's good too. I like being able to tell Mark about the Ninja Turtles because that's a fun thing to in the face. Yeah, it's good, too. I liked being able to tell Mark about the Ninja Turtles because that's a fun thing to tell somebody about. Yeah, that was nice. I'll remember that for probably 20 minutes or so. There's a lot of things. The candle guy.

Oh, your cousin. Brent, yeah. Steven missing all of those shots. What's up, man? Shady Brent. What's up, man? Answer the phone like that. And then when I asked the very important question

of getting into business with Shady, he's like, yeah. He really didn't have an answer for that. Good point. What were some of his failed businesses? I don't think he's – he was – I want to say he was in medical sales for a while. He lived in Dallas, and then he just – not retired, but he just went back to West Point. Is he older or younger than you? How old is he?

He's younger than me. He's about three years younger than me, probably 42. Okay. Is West Point so cheap that you can go there and not make much money and kind of semi-retire? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll be checking that out.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. How are they to outsiders? Can I move there? We're fine. Come on in.

Yeah. If you know Brandon. You know the Walkers, you're fine. Okay. I want to go. Mm-hmm. I've pitched... Rediscovering?

I pitched... Yeah, I pitched Rediscovering to you guys, and y'all say, yeah, yeah, we'll do it, and then it's never going to happen. We've got to sell it. All right, we've got to do it. And I pitched a yak there before. We've got to do it. Hmm.

Is there a boat we could sink? I pitched a yak on the boat, remember? Brandon, we have to sink your boat. You understand that, right? Yeah. Now that enough time has passed, and you've... You remember we have to sink your boat you understand that right yeah well now now that enough time has passed and you've you're not gonna sink my boat we have to we have to my boat's on sink okay so the first attempt was a a question it was can we sink it right right scientific this is this is season two of the boat we must sink the boat this is the boat has to go down it's another however mark i must point out that on season one you said the phrase we must sink the boat i did and no one listened yeah no one

seemed to listen and we almost flipped it but i don't think that would have counted no we'll sink it we wanted to go i wanted to go yeah we must sink the boat yeah the boat i haven't stopped thinking about. We drove four hours round trip to get eaten by bugs. Oh, yeah. And fucking go on a little bit of a joyride. We had a melted blizzard. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

Thank you, Big Cat, by the way. Thank you, Big Cat. That was very nice of you. Welcome. Randy didn't offer dessert. I made you all a bunch of food. I never said you didn't. Brandon, were the ribs made for me or were those leftover ribs?

Those were made for you. You swear. I swear to God. I went home early to cook swear on your boat's life made you gluten free ribs those were good did any of your neighbors ask you about that afterwards

like hey saw you in the lake with 18 dudes oh yeah the guy you next door neighbor that guy's excited about it but nobody else noticed have you talked to him since no we gotta go back The guy you... Well, that guy. That guy. Next door neighbor. That guy's excited about it, but nobody else noticed. Have you talked to him since? No. I didn't talk to him before. We got to go back.

We got to go back. We got to go back. We're going to come back out. Do you guys have any fat fucks you could invite? Yeah. Oh, what if we each got one? Yeah, I think we should each grab one. We all bring one, yeah.

Oh, and we unveil them. Yeah. We have blankets over them. Our champion. Yeah. Better drop mine in from a helicopter. Yes. That will be the next boat.

But it's not you and the fat person. It's the fat person standing up for you. It's our champion. So I get a champion for me. You can find a skinny guy. Yeah, that's fine. Clemmer and 11 enormous this last week of august no come on all right when when do you usually take your boat in uh first week of november so october's i just realized too that like

football no one of them might drown price you pay let's dress halloween episode yeah we'll dress our fat fucks as ourselves oh no we choose their costume i i don't we y'all took a shot at sinking my boat yeah i know and i that's what i'm trying to tell you that was that was that i like that was that we took our shot like my boat i like to keep my boat. You won. The past is the past. You won game one. Yeah. We move on to game two.

Yeah. And your boat must sink. I thought this was a Super Bowl. I didn't think it was NBA finals. You won game one. There's no questioning that. Yeah. We all agree.

We all saw it. Game three is going to be a concrete truck. Okay. It's going to fill your boat up. If you beat us in game two, it's going to be tough. Yeah. We're going to fill your boat up If you beat us in game two It's gonna be tough We're gonna have to get crazy It'll be so funny just having Get crazy there were ten of y'all in the fucking boat

Yeah but we weren't feeling our heaviest None of us are head turningly Grotesque Imagine like the gasps Oh my god Good choice There better be room for my standing ovation

an encore you have to put it back on and pull it back off where did you find this and there better be room for my guy's rascal scooter too he will not be oh my god mine comes with a couch if yeah he's he's attached that's gonna be great i can't wait now i'm excited again if you're huge please hit me up yeah calling all fats in the greater chic 500 don't even think about contacting us. 5,000 pounds of man. This is going to be great. I'm going to start feeding mine. Oh, yeah.

Let's spin the wheel. Sponsor him. Damn. Fuck. Oh, I wanted him win If you want me win Just get me win Alright I'm gonna go play video games We're gonna kick it over there

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