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Episode Date: November 5, 2024

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Hey everyone, it's election day. What is your favorite election day story? Oh, God, so many of them. What is your favorite election day story? Oh God so many of them. It's hard to chase one That's Jay's first question What's your favorite election day story? Hey, you go first. Yeah, Jay What's your favorite election day story? in 2008 I

Was my first job out of college and it was Tuesday election day when they said that we could come in late Assuming you're going to vote and I just came in late and then told everyone I didn't vote and I got in trouble That's a hell of a story great story I can't I can't I know How do you top that you told everyone you didn't vote I? Didn't think it was a big deal, and then they were like, well, why are you in late? I was like, oh, well, I thought everyone just got to come in late.

And it didn't work out. I've been voting ever since. You do vote now? I do, yeah. Nice. Last year, I went to drop my ballot off at the library. And this is crazy. I almost put it in the book return

But I caught myself at the last second We probably should have some good answers to that question. I don't think so election day is so we should be more hip You think what possibly happened? That's like to the 2000 election has seven-year-old me like talking like a pundit like I was like this is Dewey Truman all over yeah This shit's a shit show. Yeah, I was talking hanging Chad That was the most politically inclined I've ever been. Yeah. And then it just went away.

Yeah. This year I voted for Hawk to a girl as a writer. Then I spit on my ballot. That's been tweeted probably three times. So it has to have been. I saw, did you guys see? I don't know if this is real. I retweeted it.

Oh yeah, come in here. Come here. Election day. I saw did you guys see I don't know if this is real I retweeted it. Oh Yeah, come in here come here election day. We he's got a Jerry's got a big stream tonight I retweeted I don't know if this is real, but did you know that in? This could be fake 2014 Blake Bortles got like 20,000 votes in Florida. No, it could be fake Is it fuck I'm getting duped in what year? 2014 when he was on the Jaguars what election was election week Let us not forget the Blake Bortles finished the 2014 Florida gubernatorial election just a decade ago. That's not that crazy, right? No, I don't know what kind of a like That's crazy plausible enough. Yeah enough. Wait, how many votes is that 20,000? That's a lot

I still feel like I don't think that's embarrassing for you to think it's really he did a good enough job to dupe me Yeah, can someone fact-check that it's definitely fake. You just copy the number of votes I read it. I think I'm just a dupe guy now kind of all I am I don't think and I'm not gonna apologize for it I really am not like I had a really good run of a decade of just not being duped very often And now I think I'm just gonna I'm gonna get duped and I don't care Yeah, yeah, what can you do right? What is can you? I'm not gonna fight it. You stop yourself from being duped. It just comes with age

We got a hot two of the polls and vote on that thing Legend Chay because only because you'll tell us who did you vote for probably best I don't say we got Democrats and Republicans the watch answer me this what's your favorite policy of the candidate you voted for true I don't really look into it I go with you have you're reading pussy from the back Yes Hey, what did you vote on the question about the raising of the Lick up and down and go to town on that thing but The cats got his tongue when it comes to the policy would never

Would you vote would you vote on the question about the tax being raised I Didn't for anybody that wasn't like yes or no Name got it. Did you I didn't see that part. Yeah, I think it was a city thing. Oh Yeah, I'm not and there's a whole list I saw that judges the judges thing fucked me up because there was a literally like a hundred and fifty judges But they're not running against anyone else and you just you were like, do you still want them here? Yes or no Yeah, every single one. It's crazy time. I didn't get that and then I heard I handed that in blank I didn't know you could yeah, I thought I had it was like a test I thought I had to fill them all out so the god fucking thing

I was like I'm not filling any of this as a whole to do how you feeling Jer? Jerry yeah, you got a stream tonight. Yeah a lot of back-and-forth, but what's the back-and-forth? well we were gonna do it and then We were like got scared and we're like it's probably best we don't and then I Hit up Dave and I'm like, hey dude, like we're in the middle of this. We want to do it, but we're nervous about doing it because You know, we don't want to say anything dumb

We don't want people to hate Barstool and stuff like that and he was like no, I think it'll get great ratings keep it neutral and Just yeah. Oh, yeah, keep it neutral neutral, and have a minute delay. All right, so if you're keeping it neutral, then is someone doing it with you? So this is how it's going to work. We're going to have like, okay, so I'll start out with a PowerPoint. I'll start to explain everything to people like the electoral college. Have you?

Yes, I've done a lot of research. What did you find? Well, I found a lot of information that I got to make a PowerPoint. So I'm making that today. We got trivia. We got election trivia that Jeff D. Lowe's going to run. We have like 10 or 15 questions.

If I get it wrong, punishment. Do something for that. We got live callers. But there will be the minute delay. Yeah. You know, we'll give the, hey, where are you from? What's your name? If you don't want to give your name.

Did you vote? Did you vote? Who did you vote for? Why did you vote for this person? Like that, you know? So that you're doing your own polling data. Pretty much, exactly. That's good.

When a state comes up red or blue, boom, we'll go to the map over here on the big board. We'll show it. It'll be fun. I'm nervous, though. And you're going to keep it neutral. Do you have anyone else who's gonna be on camera with you? Yeah, big T. Oh, okay. Yeah very neutral. Yeah, so balance He's aware of what's going on tonight, so I said yeah, you know we'll keep it neutral got it Yeah, and he's he's agreed. He's like yeah, we'll keep it neutral so

Yeah, we need keep it neutral. So. How long do we think it's going to stay neutral? Yeah. We need a bar that goes back and forth, like if you're getting out of the neutral. A neutral meter. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be fun. Yeah. And it just always is moving back and forth.

Keep it in line, JR, yeah. Yeah, so. You're getting a little too left. I think it's worked out for the best, because yesterday was a crazy day. So What? Yesterday was a crazy, you know day Why with everything that you know, whatever I don't I'm not talking about it, but sounds like you want to talk

No, no, I'm just saying like it was a lot of ups and downs yesterday. So we're back What happened your personal life or like nationally bucks chief personal? Bar still related. Yes, but we're back. I know about this personal life or like nationally? Bucks Chief? Personal, um, Barstool related as well. Does anyone know about this? One person probably, damn. But yeah. We're back, we're happy, we're doing Jeffrey Dark. I'm excited for this. I'm going to watch your stream over anything else.

Yeah, like- I think it'll be the least stressful thing to watch. Yeah. We're trying to make it fun, you know, we'll do some trivia. We'll have some take some calls and mouse traps. Yeah. Got Matt Lemmon eye. This is what we need. Yeah. Wolf Fritz are getting a mouse trap would be great ratings. Yeah. I mean, people are a pussy. He is. He is. And people are like Photoshopping me on both candidates, Photoshopping me on Don Lemon. Are you going to, are you going to do the broadcast until you call a winner?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing that, no. So the plan is we'll go for like three to four hours after that, we'll hang out with the boys in the cave and watch the rest. I kinda like the idea of you just doing all your calling of states is just whether you get a call from someone like the first person

Yeah, I'd say like California That's exactly the plan are you gonna are you gonna call states yourself, or you're gonna wait for other networks I think I'm I can call a few states myself, okay ones. I think he's gonna win PA, so I'll call that win PA so I'll call that. What? Wait that's the election. I think she'll win New Jersey, I think she'll win Illinois. PA is like the... That's deciding the election. I got those in my notes. We have a graph. But I think what we're saying is if you're calling PA right now, we don't need to watch tonight. People are going to stop voting. Voter suppression. No no no no no no. You gotta go out and vote. You gotta vote. spoiled the entire election. No, no, because there's a- People are gonna stop vote? Yeah, I mean- Voter suppression. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

They're not gonna go vote. You gotta go out and vote. You gotta vote. Men gotta vote too. Wait. You think only women are voting? Well, yeah, the meter, the meter. 56% women have voted so far.

Jerry, call one state for us. What do you mean by men gotta vote? Because I seen a stat today, just now driving in, 56% of women have voted. Yeah. 44% males have voted. We got it. We need we need men to vote as well You know will you officially call the state right now? I'll call Florida right now Trump Wow oh alright I call her yeah, what is the punishment if you get a call wrong? So we're all so that we're going over that as well. There's a lot of moving pieces here tonight So this is either gonna be you should build your map right now. Oh like it like a

Let your red or blue. Okay, and then let's see how close you are. Oh, that'd be cool Yeah, now Jerry do you know the states like could you be able to point out? No, uh-uh you could try I live Yeah, I mean that yeah Jerry go go get a let's print out a map and then color it in and then come back Okay, oh yeah Let's print out a map and then color it in and then come back. Okay. Oh, yeah Do you get a click maybe click? Yeah, it's gonna be so great. The problem is like I don't know where like Idaho is I don't know where Montana is to code. That's part of the experience though Yeah, call and I think you call Idaho and then you have to click where you think Idaho is Okay, if you get it a hundred percent, Warren Buffett gives you a million dollars. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah, a million. Flashbacks. To what? Nothing. I'm not talking, man. Shut up. Asshole.

You said flashbacks. It was a quick flashback, it was. A flashback to how long ago, Jer? About 14 hours. Oh, shit. It's all right, what are you gonna do, what are you gonna do? Million bucks million bucks down the drain. Yeah You had a million you lost a million dollars yesterday, uh

I don't know if I lost a million in Jerry's mind. He did. Yes. Yes and big cat had to reel me back in He's like Jerry you didn't lose a million. Yes, you know lose a million dollars he did. Yes, yes, and Big Cat had to reel me back in. He's like, Jerry, you didn't lose a million. Yes, he did not lose a million dollars. I was like, yes, I did. And he's like, no, you didn't lose a million. Let's put it this way. If Jerry was... Let's just hypothetically say someone's like, hey, Jerry, you're in a contest with a thousand people

and the grand prize is a million bucks. Jerry's brain would immediately say, well, I've won a million bucks. Yeah, that's what I was going for yeah But you probably right I'd never had the chance right, but it is what it is. What are you gonna? Do I'm excited oh perfect all right here. We go. Let's Jerry's prediction, okay? Florida red Jersey blue

Pennsylvania red okay, New York blue Connecticut blue Maine I Had a guy from work. He was a big lib and he was from Maine Francis Ellis This is a good Cooper flag. Yeah, I'm serving in Maine is the reddest of New England But they're still probably gonna be very blue. Okay, um California we'll go with blue

Arizona this is this is this is tricky now mm-hmm but we're back it's red wow I think so at last election I think you go yeah oh did they or I think Phoenix was read for the first time ever gotcha Nevada another massive one but I'm gonna go blue Iowa red wow I think he wins Iowa even though the You're going, I gotta say you're going after the swing stick.

You're going the ones that are impossible to call. You go straight to the 8-9 matchups whereas I would have advanced the one seeds first. The thing is this, I've been to Iowa on the golf RV road trip with 4Play and there was just so many farmers. Mm-hmm, and I think farmers like Trump and I don't I don't know farmers like Kamala. Mm-hmm. So I'm gonna just go off that and go okay. This is good. This is your these are your predictions This has nothing just so everyone knows this is not Jerry's He's not saying this is what's gonna happen. No, no, he's just giving you his gut feeling exactly just instinct Boom, Texas red, okay

Vermont blue You are really jumping all over the place. Well, I don't know where everything is. Yeah North Carolina I'm gonna go blue Wow Yeah, Riggs, Pinehurst Couldn't get the vote out. Yeah Georgia red Alabama red

Louisiana I Don't know much about Louisiana what kind of people they got over there mincy Megan Hold the Mayo hold the Mayo red yeah Mississippi where they got over there Brandon blue No Colorado blue right Sure, that's how I was feeling. What about, let's bang out South Carolina and Tennessee.

Tennessee, uh, red. Nashville's there, right? Yeah, Boston. Yeah, they did Trump. South Carolina? South Carolina, red. Okay. Michigan's a big one right yeah red

well while i a m getting it was conson i'm not going to say something i'm gonna go i'm gonna go blue and i have a theory why it's blue but i can't say it live i could can whisper it though. Whisper it. Into the mic. A lot of farmers. Okay, okay. He's basing this off of a co-worker's family member having a strong Kamua. Blue. Blue. That's so so this is a poll of one McCarthy's lesbian mothers it was a book he did that was a study of one okay Madison is

blue right yeah and that's a big part of it right, okay? I? My what do I get something if like yes if I win a million dollars You get this exactly right a million dollars. I will give you a look okay. We're back. Oh, yeah, we're back I think I'm close, okay What's the top all the way to top Washington, Oregon? No no no top middle Minnesota Minnesota blue cuz I got Tim Wallis. Yeah Dakota South Dakota hit those Who's who's the girl? The Dakotas Dakota fanning no no no no no

Talk to her no no talking about you know money. No no no no no no No, no, she's a political person in the Dakotas She they say they almost canceled her oh the lady who shattered goats in her dog. Yes. Yeah Um I don't know, but I know she's yeah, what's one of I need to know one of the Dakotas though I need to know which Dakota. I don't know she was North Dakota fan was in really yeah, I can't I can't remember what Terabithia's rich Terabithia in North Dakota. Yeah, I thought if any was in Bridget, Terabithia. I'm gonna go North Dakota red Okay in South Dakota Fuck it's close to Tim Walls right yeah close to Tim Walls. Yeah, I'll go blow okay

Yeah, I'll go blue. Okay The Dakotas Okay, we get to see who wins based off this yeah, yeah, okay cool I love this okay Let's go with Kentucky. We'll go red. Okay. West Virginia? Nick. And Kyle?

Red. Okay. Uh, part of red is... Virginia? Virginia. Faparez. Yeah. PFT, though.

He's from West Virginia? No, Virginia. What do you mean? Virginia. Oh, he's from Virginia? Yeah No, Virginia. What do you mean? Virginia. Oh, he's from Virginia? Yeah.

I didn't know that. Blue. Well, his brother's from there as well, right? Yeah, must be. Blue. Maryland. I don't know much about Maryland at all. Baltimore, the Chesapeake Bay.

Yeah, Baltimore. A lot of people. Wire. A lot of people. Educated people lot of people were blue blue blue blue blue Is DC on the map? Yeah, yeah blue Okay, Delaware Delaware blue Biden. Yeah Ohio hit the rest of New England, Massachusetts Rhode Island in New Hampshire, Massachusetts blue. Okay, Rhode Island. Yeah red. Whoa

Okay cuz family guy Okay, Rhode Island. Yeah red whoa, okay cuz family guy I don't even know why I said whoa because none of this New Hampshire Yeah, oh my god, okay, so Northeast is done right all right. Yeah, you're done there, Ohio red okay, Indiana Titus Basketball I know he's white Larry Bird Titus is a little I don't know a little you're like You should go off one person for each state Titus Yeah, he's smart. We went to last date. Yeah, I did. Yeah. What was your GPA at Ohio State? Not good

Oh breaking news breaking news It's first 2025 first round fifth round sorry to the Jets for Mike Williams awesome. Okay, we'll go back to the map Okay, you don't like that irrelevant to me. Okay More for Russie. Yeah. All right, let's bring out indiana and illinois indiana, okay, indiana What was the GPA in high school you know and I was I was like 39 yeah, I was good in high school blue Illinois blue what GPA would have flipped indiana 2.4. Okay, okay, Missouri Arkansas makes Missouri Indiana 2.4. Okay, okay, Missouri Arkansas makes Zory

What's Missouri where they don't will Compton will come Ellie yeah Patrick Mahomes Patrick Mahomes Okay, we got the riddim homes red red red red. Oh wait. We mean Taylor Swift well I mean, she's she might have some some effect. She's big in Missouri. Really? She came out, yeah. Blue. Oh, shit. She could swing that.

Okay. We gotta get some more red. Arkansas? Arkansas, I'm gonna go red. Okay. Now let's go up the Oklahoma, Kansas, and Nebraska. Oklahoma, is that, what's her face? She used to work here

Alex Bennett blue Kansas Kansas Dorothy we'll go red red all right Nebraska Warren but let's go big red yeah right yeah it has to be red yeah okay okay Montana Wyoming Montana I Don't know much about it. Okay. They got mountains right yeah red Wyoming red right all right, Utah blue okay, well they got a lot of fucked up shit. Yeah New Mexico will go, New Mexico, we'll go red. Okay. Idaho?

Man, I don't know much about it. Uh, potatoes, the Fleming clan, Sacagawea. Malicious. Yeah. Red. Yeah. Go red. All right.

Uh, Alaska, Hawaii. Alaska, Hawaii. Ooh. Okay, um, Hawaii. Ooh. Okay, um... Fuck. Alaska... I'm gonna go red. Okay. Hawaii.

Hawaii, I'll go... Blue. All right. Washington and Oregon. The two swing states we all talk about. Okay. And Washington. And I think that actually is it. Congratulations to Kamala Harris. She has won the election. Really? Yeah. According to your map.

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Fuck yeah, well it looks like a lot of red though sure does it does yeah But I think that okay Answer me this truthfully no bit Could this be Close to like 80% or no no zero no you know you miss you hits things that are never in a million years gonna happen Really yeah, like what give me one Blue yeah, Mississippi's blue. No you have it blue cuz a brand. Oh, okay, but it's red then yeah, Washington can't go yeah Oklahoma

Bread Oklahoma's very right all right Oklahoma is red. Oklahoma's very red. All right. So yeah, you had a couple. Okay. All right Actually, what is North Carolina gonna be? That's a swing. It's a swing state. Yeah This is good. Did anybody watch the Elon Musk Joe Rogan podcast? I did not. It was actually pretty good. I had a good time watching that last night. It was good So this is gonna be this is gonna be a great stream. I hope so. I hope so. I had a good time watching that last night. It was good. So this is going to be a great stream. I hope so. I hope so. I'm excited for it. Yeah. I'm hoping it is. What else have you learned about Electoral College? You need like 270, right? Out of 5... Is it a 270? Out of 538? By a 538 or something? Wow. What is it? What's

the actual number? I think it's set on that map. I'm pretty sure it has to 270 and that oh you're right by 38 right or something like that. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so I know that yeah But I got a I got a lot of good notes. I got a lot of good notes. I love that so You know I oh the thing is this I want to make it yes entertaining as possible But to give good information. Yeah. And like factual information.

I, yeah. I'm thinking people are going to tune in for information. I hope so. We'll see. We'll see. Okay. Anything else you want to talk about? No, is there anything you want to talk about?

No, is there anything you want to talk about? No, not really. Okay. Yeah, pretty much good. Yeah, I'm good. Thanks. You sure? Yeah, I'm sure.

Well, I'll say this. I was approached yesterday by a well-known youtuber, and I'm not gonna say his name, but he rhymes with yeast With yeast yeah Like mr. Yeast mr. Yeast okay Yeah, yeah, we have a mrs. Yeast Yeah, I was I was very close to going on mr. Beast YouTube video that I Ended up. I couldn't go on because of conflict

so Hmm. I was supposed to fly down to Miami yesterday to do it do a do a video with them and and the prize was a stanchion a million oh this is what you're talking about yeah do you mr. beast approached you himself mr. yeah yeah he's like the biggest youtuber in the world yeah so they're like hey you know also I don't know how true this is but say hey you know your name's don't know how true this is but say hey You know your name's been flying around out there. We think you'd be perfect for this video

We want you to come down to Miami tomorrow chance to win a million 1v1 versus a professional golfer level playing field one hole if you win you win a million and If you lose you you know you don't get nothing Against a professional golfer though. Yeah, like that doesn't sound like mr. Beast content. Yeah with a level playing field That's all he could tell me couldn't tell me any other information Oh a level playing field so like maybe he would be like blindfolded maybe be blindfolded Maybe I would I'm thinking I'm gonna start on the edge of the green or something. Yeah, I don't know you know He couldn't give me more information, but I couldn't do it was it from his account

He couldn't give me more information, but couldn't do it was it from his account His right hand guy. I was doing all the talking to and then higher ups from Barstool hopped on a call with actual mr. Beast whoa yeah Hmm And conflicts were out of your control your own personal conflict Oh, it's yeah, and it's a little bit of both both both I'd say well, we're gonna figure out a way to make something yeah great out of this Yeah, well, yeah, we'll figure out something to make make make not make up And you already have a chance to win a million tonight exactly correct Matt, but Jerry

I'm on your side you did lose a million dollars. Yeah, you would've won you realize that right? It's at least five hundred000. Yeah. Yeah. This is a 50-50 split if you win or lose. Well, I tried every avenue possible with the higher ups, and I was pushing and pushing and pushing, and it just, it got to the point where I had to say to myself, Jerry, stop pushing. It's not right. You got to take a break.

You got to relax and go on Mukan Sleep, and that's it. And just... That's a nice consolation prize. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I did get a message today from their team, and it was like, hey, sorry about the conflict. Jerry, I think you gotta stop talking about it.

No, it's all right. We'll fine. Why is she still talking? No. He said he's never going to ask you again. No, it doesn't matter. We said Mr. Yeast. We'll find why why she's so We say no it doesn't we said mr. Yeast we said mr. Yeast It's fine. We said mr. Yeast and then he also the team hit me up and was like hey We'll plan on something in the future. I yeah this one was not it didn't it wasn't possible a million different reasons Yeah, I didn't mean to say a million. Yeah, sorry. It's okay, but maybe in the future we'll do so. We got bigger things coming. Yeah, bigger things coming.

It's fine. It's fine. All right. Yeah. Jerry, excited for the stream? Very excited. Tune in eight o'clock. Yep. There it is. Here we go tonight. We'll see you at eight o'clock. And you have Kamala winning. And you have Kamala winning. Yeah. My prediction, yeah. I do actually. People're not happy with you Yeah, I mean, you know, that's just what the map says one of the craziest maps ever seen Yeah, watch watch every single tweet from Jerry after dark at the readers and reader notes All right, let's talk about Lucy Lucy's the obvious choice for the true nicotine pouch connoisseurs. That's why they're the official nicotine pouch partner of Barstool Sports.

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That's a really good insult oh Would you agree Steven? good insult would you agree Steven it's bad loss it's his fault who are the guys that are just in the background now is this a thing we're doing uh yeah they want to contest what's up boys oh hey guys yeah guys Brett Brett and Mike we're getting new guys in the back every day Brett Mike Brett Mike who's most it's a dude. That's a dude himself Brett Michael's Brett Michael's I was one of my favorite shows Rock of Love. Oh, yeah Jerry also the version of what happened yesterday that he gave you is The Jerry first. Oh, it wasn't Mr. Beast of Savannah Quarterback Club?

It was very, it's, yeah. We have updates on that. We do. We had a guy behind the scenes, or a guy there. An insider. Yes, an insider. Insider. I can't wait to see this.

We have two different angles of the speech. And apparently, Mincy said that he's hosting a show at Ole Miss on Saturday. He told that to the news. The college football show, that he's not... Mincy will host a live pre-game show in Oxford. What is that? Is he hosting a...

Is he... Okay. Is he competing against the show you're doing? I don't know. I didn't see that. Wait, they made an actual video? The Savannah Quarterback Club welcomes you. Oh my God! What the fuck is going on? You're doing I don't know. I didn't see that. Wait, they were actual video Each and every week the Savannah quarterback club welcomes an esteemed guest to speak on the state of college football this week They opt to bring in Ben mince the SEC football and baseball personality host a pre-recorded

live morning show for Barstool Sports. Pre-recorded? He's an expert on sports and gambling. He will host a pre-game show in Oxford ahead of UGA and Ole Miss squaring off. He tells WJCL what factors will play a large part in Saturday's showdown. Well, it's going to have to be the defensive effort. I have concerns about the Ole Miss offensive line against Georgia's defensive line. I saw that effort against Texas. And Ole Miss's offensive line might be the defensive effort. I have concerns about the Ole Miss offensive line against Georgia's defensive line. I saw that effort against Texas,

and Ole Miss's O-line might be the weakest link of the team. So that's my biggest concern going into the game. But I think the biggest thing, I think Ole Miss's defense will keep them in it. Everything's the biggest thing. The biggest. Georgia kicked the crap out of Ole Miss last year. I was there in Athens, and all these men were just,

grown men, barking at me. I mean, I want my vengeance. I want satisfaction. You can catch the Georgia versus Ole Miss game right here. I want my satisfaction. Pre-recorded live shows amazing. Yeah. I didn't, the quarterback club must be like a big deal there

for that to be on the news. He just made way. No, I, it's the biggest thing Savannah's ever had. Unless he reached out to the news and... Definitely possible. Definitely possible. What did he say? He said he had him, like, screaming? Grown? Men groans? No, no, that was the last story.

His speech had him... Oh. His tweet was like, I had him rolling for 200 people rolling. All right, so do we have highlights? And we also got someone, someone what, sent you, no, you watched the whole thing, right, TJ? Yeah, I watched like a 25 minute cut that, Jonathan Templeton, who's a viewer,

that's I guess in the club, secretly recorded. Templeton. So we might have a full speech. Shout out Templeton. I hope this doesn't get him thrown out. Yeah, sorry about the things we recorded. I love that. Templeton. So we might have a full speech. Shout out Templeton. Shout out. I hope this doesn't get him thrown out. Yeah, sorry about the things we said about your club yesterday.

Yeah. But really, you probably should take Sandusky off that. To our speech, no highlights. All right, so this is Mincy at the Savannah quarterback. We went up to New York during COVID. I've been there one night in my entire life to see widespread panic, freaking Brooklyn in 2011. I mentioned widespread panic four times.

Really just kind of clicked with everybody in the office. I kind of caught lightning in that. Barstool's a big North Northeast company, but we only have a few South people, like Brandon Walker and Casey Smith. And so I really think Dave Portnoy just thinks I'm a cartoon character, because there's a lot of maniacs like me from the South, but he just hadn't seen them

because he's from North North East. And I just kind of, you know, built relationships and found a good role there. And I'm a big college baseball guy. I've kind of worked on blowing that up and you know, lo and behold, here I am four years later still working for him. So I'm a college baseball. Through a lot of stuff, you know, I'm trying to, I mean, we're probably not going to do any more rap videos anytime soon. Four years later still working for The Barstool show we're going to Oxford day portnoy big cat they've all never been to Oxford I can't freaking wait for this weekend if any of y'all are there, you know, please look us up

We're doing live show outside Swayze field 1230. We'll be partying at the library. I might even be staged of it. The crowd server with Pump Pump Friday night. Who can tell me? These guys are like, what is going on? Let's get another link. He's just doing ads for us. Everybody knows what I'm talking about.

Hell yeah. I could come to the set, man. It's a movement. Like, if it. He was paid $2,000. You want big football gamblers? Big time. Hell yeah.

Well, let's talk about underdog money lines in college football. So last week, I hit this parlay. He's talking about his own parlay? Five minutes about his parlay. What can you say for five minutes about your parlay? And then he went to Q&A. All right. Hey, so I know that you're playing the Bulldogs from Florida this week. You played the Bulldogs from Starkville

at the end of the year. Do you have any words for Brandon Walker on how that's going to go this year? I mean, they're irrelevant, and so they're not even worth mentioning their name. You know, honestly, it's sad to be over because of Michael Leach. Yeah.

Like, I felt bad even talking smack since the Michael Leach death. That kind of ruined it all for me. I felt bad talking smack about Michael Leach died. That kind of ruined it all for me. I felt bad talking smack about Michael Leach death. It's gonna be fun. Brandon Walker has to come back to Oxford. And after the just hours and hours of horrible stuff he said about our school. So can't wait to see him face the music on Saturday night. But I will say he makes my job pretty easy.

That's what makes his job easy. Thank God Brandon makes his job easy. Thank God Brandon makes his job easy. Job is such a fucking grind if not for Brandon. How is this real life? Second best? Yeah, because I'm not sure we won the first. The question was your second best day of Four Way Story. So the first day always has my back.

So there's, okay, the best day of Four Way Story. Oh man. God, we're so many of them. Okay, the best day story. Oh man. I guess I'd say, whatever. Man, he gets so pissed at me. Okay, I like the one I'll share that was really funny. It was my first year at Barstool. So I like, I'm a college baseball fan. My athletic, my baseball career ended

as a 14 year old fat right fielder. So don't ask me how to hit a slider, you know? But I just like sport, you know? It's like watching LSU baseball and Ole Miss and stuff. So somehow I like become the de facto college baseball gambler at Barstow and like, I really didn't know what I was doing. And so I told Dave, this is 2021 when Arkansas had that team

that was just like 25 and 5 the SEC I told Dave to take Arkansas to win it all and they were like a chalk one seed and they blew it It's the same way as a a talks we go. This is what he's he's basically His second best story is that he gave Dave a losing ticket. That's Dave would probably disagree probably the dunce I'm glad he was prepared yeah yeah did he go back how is this How do these people pay for this? I was spoiled last year.

What is going on? I was in a kitchen called Surviving Forest Toll. Do we know if he went back to New Orleans to get his bag? Oh, is he here today? Or is he here? He said he was coming back today. Last episode there, I was accidentally spoiled for what happened. And Dave came in so pissed at me.

He had me in the office. He's like, dude, the show breaks in millions of dollars. How else do you expect us to put in the last salary? That's why Brandon's out sick today. Yeah. And he makes me wear a dunce cap all day around the office for content. How?

This is insane. How? How? Why? Because I'm not surviving for a school this year. I'm trying to get a gauge of what percentage knows what's happening. Yeah, or what small small I think it's small But maybe they're loud and hyping them up

Yeah, I mean I'm envisioning just a bunch of old white dudes that don't know right I saw the save for pop punk they all look don't even know Dave much less. I think there was like five Yeah, it's a tax write-off for them. I Don't figure out a way did the guy who sent it. Can we ask him like what was the yeah? I would like on that live. Yeah, let's get the vibe What was the water cooler talk afterwards? What a but wild? I'm flabbergasted which I should yeah, I shouldn't be the news wrote about it

slow news day election day Breaking news Yeah, Mince is probably in the office. Let's have him come in and talk about it. Yeah So was one on this morning That was I need to know I need to know what the vibe was I feel like 90% of them be like oh like it's that's the pizza guy you work For yeah, that's the extent of it. Yeah, and then they had mincy there and they paid them Right any of you guys get offers to do shit like this. That's not in one or two. Oh you have yeah That's I get asked to speak every Marine Corps ball. It's like Marine Corps birthday ball season

We have a big birthday party every year and like every unit has parties and veterans have parties That like whatever and I've been every year I get asked to speak at like a Marine Corps ball somewhere Whatever and I'm always like, oh that's so nice But no because like none of these people gonna know who the fuck I am or what I would be like I think I don't think I would I just I wish I had like an ounce of You do just do like a Q&A but I don't know if the best story would be... Parlay. Well, it's just, yeah, parlay,

and then the time you spoiled parcels. I've done a few, but I would never take a dime for them because I just, I would feel so uncomfortable getting paid to just diarrhea out of my mouth. Yeah, I've done a couple like Yeah, I do class like I'll give a speech, but I don't want any money so that way if it sucks I don't write I don't feel guilty. I'm just like you paid me nothing and I did this voluntarily We're done here. I'm gonna go home now

But I can't imagine Dollars you should do I bet you we could get you some paid speaking. Oh, love that, Kyle. Do it. That's nothing I want less. Right, I know, but that would be kind of funny to do a video series of you doing it. That would kill me. How do you get into it?

I guess you have a manager who shops you around and. Does Menci have that? I've actually only done one that I got paid for. That was just like a friend of a friend. Yeah. It was like a Madison company. And they're like, hey, we want you to come talk to the sales for. That was just like a friend of a friend. Yeah. It was like a Madison company, and they're like, hey, we want you to come talk to the sales team. I was like, yeah, sure.

You get asked by a lot of colleges, right? Yeah, not tons. A couple times. We've done, yeah, we've done some college classes. Those are just friends though. Right. Yeah. I would hate that too.

Those are easy. Those are just Q&A. Because that is doing that is- Q&A. Because that is doing that is... Q&A's. But that's essentially like rolling out the TV as substitute teacher. Like if EFT and I show up to a college class, that's like the fun thing they're doing,

where they're not teaching. Yeah. How'd you start at Barstool? I hate that. I thought we were going to... Next question. Fuck you. Fuck you. How's that? I thought we were gonna- Pass! I thought we were gonna do like Northwestern or something?

You and I? Didn't you say like- Oh somebody did reach out. I ordered Indonesian Zanax from the dark west. Oh my god yeah we did get asked. We should do- you know what? I'll say this right now if there's a college

We know in Kyle will go no no listen to me if there's a college within Two hour driving that wants us the whole yak will go and we won't answer any questions We'll just yak a live yak in front of it. Yeah Yeah, we just won't even acknowledge them. Kyle, we've been doing live shows now for every other week for the past month. Yeah, and I'm about to die. It's killing him.

We have one tomorrow. Yeah, I know. Where's tomorrow? Then I'm retired. Oh, hell yeah. You're retired after that? I am retired. How of a run?

No. It's killing you? You're retired. Hell of a run. No. It's killing you. You're really good at them. Yeah. You crushed the mostly story in Indy. You're very funny. That won't happen again. You won't be funny ever again. It'll happen tomorrow. No, it won't. Dude. I'm excited though. You're very, very funny. And what people like. That's what it's about, dude. I understand, we've had this conversation before.

I get it. You need to get the Indian Xanax. Indonesian. Indonesian Xanax. I feel like doctors just give you Xanax. I don't want to get addicted to Xanax. I do, I think I need it. I'll hold them for you.

Oh. How would you do that? I'm addicted to Xanax. I do. I think I need it. I'll hold them for you. Oh. I'll be like a dog. Just a little clicker. Like you want your Xanax? I would set that up. Okay. Let's do that. Yeah. Get prescribed. I'll hold on to them. When you need them, you let me know. What's the payment? You get to skim off the top? Yeah. I'm just going to take all the Xanax.

Yeah. But by week two, he's going to be like, I need one. I'm like, nope. Sorry, bud. Hand him a the top. Yeah, I'm just take all this. Yeah, but by week two, he's gonna be like, I need one. I'm sorry. Hand him a razor blade. What are you talking about? For that first week you have a chance. The first week of me giving you a X of your own Xanax. Oh man. Today's tonight's gonna suck. Either way, no matter what, people are just going to be angry. I love the idea for democracy that there's nothing else going on. And everyone steps aside and we're like, this is what makes this country great. Make sure you carve out time to vote. I hate it as a guy that's going to be sitting on the couch and there's nothing to fucking

watch. Yeah. Well, Maxion. Maxion is tonight. Huge. Okay, that's bad. Bowling green. There's no basketball is what I'm saying. Yeah, there's a couple basketball games But yeah, they show NBA. Oh, there's no NBA. Oh NBA games zero college basketball games The NBA got out to vote. Mm-hmm. Damn

The fuck am I supposed to watch? Yeah, Maxion action. I guess Jerry after dark dark after dark and listen a him and big t try to be neutral sounding like they're in a hostage video Neutral meter I need Yeah, he's been got asked he's been inappropriately hitting on Hannah since day one hitting on Hannah since day one? Day one. Day one. Day one. What a power couple. He's been letting her feel it. Yeah.

Did he hit on her day one or just invite her to his hot tub? I think that was a plot. Yeah, no, he said he said all the girl. But all the girls. He said she could bring her friends, too. So it's not weird. That was a hit in her, it was just casual hanging the hot dog. Not enough room for the guys. What is this net set up out here?

I think it's badminton. I hope it is at least. Yeah. Are you gonna play? I love badminton. Do you? It's my favorite sport to watch that I never watch. Like every clip is electric, yeah.

I think it's the most skilled presenting sport. What's up, Doug? Ain't no way. Hey. Hey, Doug. Yeah? It's a cool ass Bucky shirt. Oh.

Just setting up. Get him. Stefan. Stefan, we do have a delay on Jerry tonight, right? Oh, get him. Stefan? Stefan, we do have a delay on Jerry tonight, right? Wow. That didn't seem like it was a yes. Have you guys gotten into this Peanut the Squirrel thing

at all or no? The police put down Peanut. And Fred the Raccoon. Fred the Raccoon. He doesn't know we have to go this way. I know of it. I don't know the details. Yeah, I know I've heard he was killed That's all I really yeah, that's pretty much like a mischievous squirrel. No, it was like a Someone took a squirrel in and made it their pet and then someone called the cops on him and they came and killed the squirrel The guy used the world to promote his gay only fans

Yeah, okay, right wasn't he walking around with like a pretty big dick with a squirrel on his shoulder killed the squirrel. The guy used the squirrel to promote his gay OnlyFans. Yeah. Okay. Right, wasn't he walking around with like a pretty big dick with a squirrel on his shoulder? Huh? Yeah. Yeah. How did you, I would have just noticed the cute squirrel. Yeah.

The dick's big. The dick is what it would attract you from. Sounds like you're looking the wrong thing. You had to subscribe in order to see that picture. I noticed the squirrel first. Squirrel nuts. Yeah, there we go. Two things go together. But it had a massive following, and the squirrel first Squirrel nuts yeah there we go things go together

They had a massive following and the squirrel he did have this squirrel like He did rescue it and then the squirrel would like like eat out of his mouth and like it was like fully trained like fully Domesticated like an extremely well trained dog, so what what am I missing? Yeah? How did it get put that this part? I can't understand this woman from Texas, this is the tea that I saw. My mom is not even not even a neighbor. Right. Was jealous that this squirrel was getting attention or something like that. And so she called the or not the SBCA.

She called the local animal handlers and was like, there's because I guess there's a chance that nature animals in your house could have rabies. It's like a rabies risk or something. So they took the animal and they killed it. And people were pretty upset. Can't even monetize squirrels anymore? That's a crappy version from what I've seen. Is this like a Harambe again?

This is crazy. But people are like extremely upset. Yeah, I don't know how you can have people show up to your house and kill your animal. Oh, and now I think people are trying to kill this lady. Oh. Trying to kill the lady? I don't know if they're trying to kill her, but they were you sounds like all we have to do She has rabies she what'd you say TJ? She deleted all our social media

They had to kill peanut because in order to test for rabies they have to kill you yeah chop the head off Yeah, really? Like CD CTE you can't you have to wait until after we're good. This is exactly what the witch trials were. That's because of rabies, right? My question is, can you just accuse, say I have an enemy and I want their dog to die? Because I'm about that.

Can I just call the CDC and be like, my friend, I think my friend's dog has rabies. Is rabies ever a Salem witch thing? Is it ever asymptomatic? Yeah. I believe rabies can lay dormant for years and then. What? Like pop up and.

That scares the fuck out of me. Should put rocks on the school's chest. That's our biggest fear. This feels like rabies, like dormant for years and then what oh pop up and that's our biggest fear this feels like rabies like why can't we test for yeah that seems crazy yeah this doesn't seem right the rabies you're just like foaming at the mouth I thought it happened like right away just like that the second you notice that you have so why would it matter this guy is willing like why is it against the law to get rabies? Rabies is the worst way for a human to die right, but it's his choice Could could a man give another man rabies? No. No, I'm saying like he has the squirrel Yeah in his house the squirrel isn't going anywhere else. I assume he is

Taking the risk of maybe getting rabies, but no one else is right And how could the squirrel have rabies if it's been in his household time, not around other animals? Also, it bit somebody when they were taking it. Ah, that'll do it. There it is. I knew there was something more. It bit somebody when?

As they were investigating it, it bit one of the handlers. Oh. Or it bit somebody trying to take it in. Also, that's why. So they're like, does it have rabies? We have to test it by killing it. And they chopped it with an ax? Yeah. Oh, okay. How'd they they kill it if peanut had not bitten someone

Maybe peanut lives, but wait is the raccoon dead Fred? They killed the raccoon to TJ I believe so Human for a judge. I hope not what? the incubation period for rabies is... Well, we all get that saved for rabies, right? But if you get rabies, it's like, I'm pretty sure rabies is like an instant death

if you get it as a human. No, your brain melts and you live in constant fear for like the last month of your life. Yeah, but there's no cure. There's a timeline. If you don't get the, once you start showing symptoms, I think you have like, I'm making this up, but like 20 hours to get the vaccine or the shot,

and if you don't, then you're fucked. I kinda wanna get tested for rabies. Isn't there an insanely small percentage of people who've ever had rabies or at least died from it? Yeah, wait, you wanna get your head cut off, Nick? No, no, I think, oh fuck. Well they say if you ever wake up and there's a bat in your house,

you have to go get tested. That happened to me in college. And you got tested for rabies. No. Uh-oh. That happened at a Chicago concert. Oh yeah, Ben Mint,000 people you become hydrophobic that's water like scares someone wrote a vivid description on what exactly happens to you and it's the worst way to die and live imaginable I was very wrong it's a lot of people

wait rabies is it's fatal fatal in 100% of the cases? Yeah, it sucks. Well, what percentage of these animals are rabid? Not a lot. And aren't squirrels too small to really? Raccoons definitely. If you see a raccoon in the middle of the day, they probably have rabies. I think smaller mammals too, it's more rare for them to get, like rats, I don't think

get rabies or mice. It's like a new fear. I never really took it. It's the worst. I listened to this podcast about this woman who lived in the boonies and she went down to get her mail like a long ass driveway. It was the middle of the day and this raccoon started running at her and just like a regular sized raccoon, but she said it had the strength of like a full grown man.

And she, she like, it was trying to get, she was man. And she was like, she was like, she was like fighting, she was screaming for her family. This is the most Facebook mom I've ever heard. No one could hear her. And she's like trying to pin it down, but it's getting her, it's starting to bite her now, and she's fucked. And finally the family comes and the dad,

she said like was beating it with a tire iron for like 20 minutes and it wouldn't die. And like, it got tested, it had rabies. So then she had, and the hospital didn't have her vaccine, so they were like in a race against time to get her the shot and like, it was a whole thing. But it stressed me out. Every time.

So never, never leave your house. If you see a raccoon during the day. Yeah. The rocks here in Chicago that people go to, where there's like a thousand raccoons, I would never. I'd fuck a raccoon up. With rabies, without rabies, no problem. Stomp on it. That's a, have you talked about what animals with rabies you could beat? I would never I'd fuck a raccoon up with three a rabbit. No problem Stomp on that's a top. Have you talked about what animals with rabies you could be? I don't think I

Don't think you just throw water at him Can you say they they're scared? Yeah, if they have rabies, they're kind of like Sounds like yeah, just like being a vampire sounds like you just don't let them bite you rain I heard another story of a dad and his daughter were in a canoe and it was like a beaver with rabies came at the canoe and like was strong enough to like tip the canoe over like. That was the dad that left the acid in his back pocket right and thought he was a cup of orange juice. Yeah yeah yeah that's the one. I go down a lot of horror stories.

Dentists who got someone AIDS. That's right. I also heard AIDS from a pedicurist. Really? Yeah. Interesting. I'd rather have AIDS than rabies. Same.

Kate, how do you get, how do you find this information? I, at night, I spiral, as soon as you said badminton, I was like, oh badminton racquets kill like 10 kids every year, they stab it in the eye. Like I, it's true, people don't know. Don't even look up hammocks. It's terrible hammocks buddy. Yeah Really hammocks paralyze a shit ton of people what's crazy like they go a little too high or you get twisted up in them No people attach them to things that aren't sturdy and then those things crumple down on them and they get fucked up It's a whole all I do now as a parent is like doom scroll at night I'm like I have a list that I send to Pat I'm like add

this to the list button batteries badminton rackets hammocks just like as a mother or just for your own safety for as a mom now I'm like crazy paranoid that's normal right your mom could made you scared of stuff you turned out okay did I I'm afraid of everything. That's kind of what I want. Just put him in a bubble already. Put him in a bubble of safety. Anyway.

You don't want a kid like Tommy Smokes though. Yeah, you're gonna make your kid Tommy Smokes. He's doing okay. He's afraid of everything. He's afraid of a lot of things. I love Tommy but he is afraid of everything. He's afraid of a lot of things. Oh, yeah. I love Tommy, but he is afraid of everything. Yeah.

Well, your kid won't worry about, like, fear. You have Beaver, Jr. Yeah, that's true. He's not afraid of anything. Yeah, that will balance it out for sure. Yeah. Did you guys see the highlight tape of Brandon's pickup game? He's not happy about it.

Why? He responded on Twitter. What did he say? I didn't see it. He said, like, when my contract's up, this Twitter. What'd he say? I didn't see it. He said, like, when my contract's up, this is one of the big reasons why I don't come back. He looked good. This is...

This account's constant need to shit on me is one of the main reasons. All right, we won't play it then. What account is it? Viva. Oh, no. Oh, no, it was Yak. Wait, what? Who did this I?

Thought he looked cool Really good at it That's a great move Look at this board bang he yelled What is he mad about I don't know did he not watch it I thought he he looked good look at that jab step jab step. I don't think you want it Yeah, you must not have also he needs a headband. That's what I got from this He's just correcting his hair the entire time look at that pass great Great There we go.

Leads to points. There we go. Good D. There's nothing to be mad about. There's nothing to be mad about. Swing it. Swing it. Entry pass. Board. Push it Brandon. There we go. Monster.

One more Jack. Oh no. Looking from Jack. Oh. Yeah, I don't know. What's his issue? That's not bad at all. That's not a bad vid. I thought it was pretty good. He had his first workout yesterday with the trainer, right?

Yeah. Yeah, but where is he today? He's not here today. Are those related facts or not? Do you wanna see if he'll zoom in? Let's have him call. He's gotta be, he better look sick. He told me yesterday the first, I think, four sessions with his trainer is exclusively stretching. He's doing yoga. Oh, that's great. He's just stretching it out.

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I saw for the first time yesterday's He's playing like tickle mom oh oh Brandon Hey, how you feeling? How you feeling fine good? That's not the right answer um That video was good. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. I'm tired of that motherfucker that runs that account. Wait, that's not.

That's. Somebody stop talking. They did not choose my good highlights. They didn't even show my bucket. You're mad at Connor? Is that who did it? I don't know. They didn't show my bucket.

But you had boards. You had passes. But Big Cat? I don't know. They didn't show my bucket. But you had boards. You had passes. But Big Cat, I had a bucket. But you're not a scorer, Brandon. You do things that don't show up in the box score, like fix your hair and ask for an extra pass and set screens. And re-screen. Stuff like that.

Oh, we're just having fun, aren't we? We're just having fun. I had a bucket, and they didn't show my bucket. Can we get Brandon's bucket, please? Yeah, I like my bucket. I want to see Brandon's bucket We'll get a whole edit for that bucket. We'd get an edit for the bucket. Also I'm not signing a contract. Brandon Huge W for you. There's like no I Didn't see Fasoli in that Edit one time. Yeah, locking you up. No, because he didn't do anything. But that's what I'm saying.

So you could make the argument whoever put the video out was trying to get to the truth about Fasoli having clamps on you, and they actually did you a favor. Well, fair enough. But I had a bucket, and they didn't show it. I also had a beautiful behind the back pass that they just didn't show. OK, we've got to find those.

How are you feeling? Are you OK? I'm not good. The kids are more sick than I am, though. I'm just kind of playing defense on the kids you vomited the kids vomited last night and I woke up and vomited this morning and then again at 11 and just now also oh wait really how was personal training yesterday wasn't good Nick wow what happened he's looking off into the distance it's a lot of stretching a lot of you're not going back out a

Lot of muscle groups. I haven't targeted yet. Is that do you think that has something to do with the vomit? No, because I think that's just something the kids picked up at school, okay So are you sore right now? I'm a little sore. Yeah Is it productive I? Think it was part of I'm going little sore. Yeah Is it productive? I? Think it was part of I'm going back on Friday Okay, you go. Yeah already paid for the month, so I'm gonna go back until I get my money's worth But you did work out you woke up sore and then started vomiting those are facts

Those are no Brin I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you he woke up he saw his highlight tape Oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, second bomb yeah highlight tape yeah when you take when you have kids in school they bring home all sorts of viruses and illnesses and maladies okay and the kids are sick I got sick and the stretching had nothing to do with it okay just quite great all right just what about the you didn't say anything about the video I'm angry about the video. I just don't know how somebody every single time has to find the shittiest part of Brandon Walker.

I had a bucket. The young people. We gotta find the bucket. I didn't think, I forgot about the bucket, Brandon. Was the bucket sweet? Was it sweet? Yeah, the bucket was also right. The bucket was right around those other shots.

How did he find the other shots? He didn't see the bucket who do we know who made this yeah, who was man who young Blutman? Tell young Blutman to get us the fucking highlight of the bucket These people they think the funniest way is to shit on Brandon Walker and do this He just skipped right over my bucket on purpose. I gotta see this bucket. It's probably the sickest bucket. I'd love to see the bucket. I don't believe he was filming the bucket.

Do we have the security tapes of the bucket? Let me check if we can get stuff on that. I think I had footage of it. How would he have the other tapes and not the bucket? Because he was standing on the balcony filming clips. Yeah, but he had every clip except the bucket. You could see both hoops from the balcony. I didn't it we'll get you a buck we're gonna find you the bucket Brandon we're not gonna rest until we get you the buck you're gonna find this

bucket y'all wanna find the buck yeah I do put the put the phone down in stanky No. Okay. Brandon's bucket. Oh, do you have Brandon's bucket? Okay. No bucket. We'll find the bucket Brandon. It's just convenient. That's all. Yeah, that is convenient. All right. We'll feel better, man. Yeah. I'll see y'all a couple weeks. Oh tomorrow Yeah, yeah live show I'll be there tomorrow you're gonna be here for the act tomorrow, too probably And we have the college football show on Saturday. Yeah, see that's why you guys I Have your back. No, you don't you know, I do me. I we watch that mincy thing. That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen

His whole career has been the most ridiculous thing. Okay. All right. I gotta I gotta go Brandon It was it was a couple thousand that was worth He did good. He gave you compliments I don't know. We haven't talked to him yet. Oh Yeah, you wouldn't okay. I gotta go all right. Bye Brandon Hi, I get your bucket. I'm gonna get your hot damn what high ceilings We got to get this bucket. He's acting like it's a game-winning buzzer beaters probably a left-hand layup It doesn't matter a bucket doesn't see the bug. I'd go crazy for a bucket. You're going to look for it

They're looking for it Hi, dude Fantastic drink beverage It's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized long games because the high noon end zone pack is here It includes limited edition fan faves pear and cranberry along with black cherry and grapefruit the high noon end zone pack is a fall Exclusive which means it's here for a good time not a long time visit high noon spirits dot com for your next tailgate to find a pack near you TJ what did mincy get his bag back is it still in New Orleans I will check his air tag you got him chipped but it doesn't work because he leaves it everywhere he's air tag is at the Riverside Market in New Orleans it has

moved since yesterday is somebody there moving his bag I don't know it was at a house yesterday when he called into the shop from Savannah interesting it couldn't have been him I need to see this dude. Yeah, the guy that like. Yeah, I have questions. I wanna know how old this man is. Why is the bag at the market now? What if it's like a two lane sophomore? Yeah.

Yeah. Chances are. I don't know. A 40 year old getting so. Drunk on a Monday. Kate just doesn't care about... Yeah, you know. Especially if you have like a guest staying with you. Do we hear how the White Sox Dave situation went last night?

I think they're waiting. You were there. I was there. Oh, the wing thing. You were there. I was there. Oh, the wing thing. We have to wait to find out. They said they didn't want to spoil it. Okay. Was he fun to be around? You could probably guess.

We can guess what happened? You could imagine what happened. Was it like, would you call it extreme or out of the ordinary for a contest like this? No. For Dave. It was just a typical amount of aggravation with like trying to bend the rules and work around yeah That he himself basically challenged himself the lobster roll set video or whatever that was oh yeah Dave eating was a lobster roll yeah from quiznos they bet that he wouldn't do it and he bought it, but then refused to

Yeah, I was holding on to the Dante bet Dave and I was the mediator holding on to the money and Dave went and bought The quiz knows lobster roll and then before even took a bite was demanding all the money first That's not how that works at all. What are you talking about? He's like that's how every bet works who get the money first like name one bet to Connor have fun Yeah, he has fun Connor. Connor is the guy that likes to. He's not going to speak up for himself here. Very confused how nice dinner with White Sox Dave turned into also Connor is there. Fair question. Yeah, I don't know how it did. I thought it was just dinner with White Sox Dave, but Connor is just. And this one was

one of the more Connor watches White Sox Dave eat wings. Yeah. I could see how that would be confusing How did that happen? I believe he said it was thought it was because he thought that he's the glue guy needs to be there I believe I do think that I think we established like yeah this yeah, it's just Connor Yeah, both does you want us to change? I think he doesn't want to be on it. He doesn't want to do I don't blame him. No, I don't so it should be white socks Dave. You want to walk on the wheel? Yeah, I like to but Connor What is what glue guy? Yeah? I don't know how it works without Connor when I want to be so awkward Yeah, though random and

Connor is a glue guy Yeah Maybe Connor can set a different table He might be the number one glue guy here at a different table. He might be the number one glue guy here. Like, if you had to throw him in any group, he would do well. Is this how this all started? Yeah, I think this is it.

Yes, it is. Connor, come in here. Tell Connor to come in here. It's impossible for him to not have a good time. He comes in on mostly sports every Monday. Brandon and I just like rip him to shreds about how his team suck, and he like has unrealistic expectations.

We get done with the show, he walks out, he's like, that was awesome. Yeah. This was great. Yeah, this is great We should all craft a day and group of people for Connor and whoever gives him the worst time wins who? Make Connor miserable yeah, I don't think it's possible. It's not possible. I think you just be like It's all with everybody has fun in every circumstance. No there's a guy who likes to have a little fun all right That's what he said. Connor.

Hi. I think if I brought him to, like, a long-sounding... Look at you. You're just coming in and bouncing. You have a crush. Where do you... Okay. We're still doing shorts in November. I like it. It's pretty warm outside.

Yeah. Do you not want to be on the White Sox Dave part of the wheel for dinner? No, I'm fine with it. TJ said that you... So, last night, I was very confused. Yeah. I love hanging out with the Chicago guys,

but that was very much a Chicago thing. It was there like they do videos. It was a challenge, but I was just trying to make it easier for you to not have to do another dinner, full dinner. Okay, no, I'm fine with a full dinner. Oh, okay. So you want to still go to a full dinner. Okay. No, I'm fine. I'm fine with a full dinner. For, oh, okay. Oh. Yeah. So you want to still go to a full dinner with Dave? Uh, I think... Last night counted? Last night counted. Okay. Moving forward. It's gotta be a full dinner. Yeah, I mean, obviously

I'm not gonna... Did you have fun yesterday? I had a good time, but I was like kinda sitting there and I was like, oh, I don't know if this is a Yak thing or if this is just me being here to watch. When's the last time you didn't have a good time you're like that was definitively not a good time I can't believe I I agreed to do that that sucked a couple weeks ago I don't want to share it. No tell me a couple weeks ago. Well just tell me Was it she made you barstool centric or no no not have a date you have a date go right not a date How many people are with you? Three we got you know it was other friends. I don't want to get hurt

I don't want to get you get pants and everybody saw your penis No, but that is a big fear of mine Okay, it's getting pants. I've gotten pants in a pool before And somebody like didn't realize that I wasn't wearing under this back when I was like young young young young and they didn't realize I wasn't wearing underwear But you were underwater yes But then everybody was like joking about the fact that I wasn't wearing underwear and they're like all Connor like he was butt naked in the pool ha ha and then now is like it's a big fear of mine Getting pants

Trinkets too yeah, so obviously I wear underwear, but at the same time What if they yank down the underwear with it and then yeah? Kind of all happens again, so this yeah, so you had a bad time two weeks I had a bad time two weeks ago, but I'm not getting it where was it it was at a bar I'll set a bar set a bar, but I'm not gonna someone step to you. No you throw up. No No trip and fall no it wasn't anything like embarrassing was it personal or interpersonal? What the fuck does that was it something is it was it like did somebody else cause this to you? No, it was yeah, it was an interpersonal thing. It wasn't me

Causing did you get rejected by a lady? No did you get stuck holding someone's hair while they puked no no You were with the group of people you just had nothing to talk about so you're just were you know we able on your beer Bottle I do you more annoyed were you more mad were you more overstimulated? Yes? No, I was not overstimulated how long we did blanket No, how long did the bad time last everybody go buy that shirt? We need to run the numbers everybody only really only if you tell us what happened two weeks ago. We'll buy it No, no, no, really I can't get into it because it was it was other people involved who yeah They would not like me sure we'll give it give him stage names like we did with mr. Yeast no no no

So I apologize for last night not explaining that that was because Dave was supposed to go to dinner with you and Luke And then he was like oh, I got this other thing and I was like just bring them I should have explained that yeah No, it's like it was going forward It will be dinner. It was also mainly the fact that I had been away for the weekend Ah, and I was kind of out of the loop of things you're ready office here And then that was a mate I so my flight yesterday was I woke up 330 Eastern in the morning, got on a flight. I had first flight out at 6am out of Philly came straight to the office. And then going straight

into like this thing at Bird's Nest, which I love Bird's Nest. And I love hanging out with the guys, but I was wiped. Yeah. And I was like, Oh, yeah, I'm just here watching watching TV chicken. Next time the hits the White Sox a dinner We'll do a real dinner and we'll also make sure your schedule. I don't know it's getting way of your sleep No, that was fine But I think you were more confused about like birds nest aside you didn't know that you'd be going on everyone going forward Well, that was also another thing. I didn't know about that. But you're the glue guy

But yeah, so I'm fine with going on them. It was just a matter of like got it I was like, oh I saw on the act that I wasn't involved. And then I had White Sox Dave texting me and Luke texting me and he's like, hey, we're going to dinner. I'm like, what? I didn't know that I was part of this. Maybe Connor should just keep going

until he beats Lance's record of steak. Oh yeah. Dave's a good hang. And Luke was great yesterday too. And I can't wait to see the video that comes out from the Chicago boys. But you know, it was more so I was just like, I was like, too And I can't wait to see the video that comes out from the Chicago boys But um you know it was more so I was just like kind of I was like where do I fit into this? I didn't know exactly what the deal was, but I had a good time, and I do have fun a lot and

Don't apologize for it. Don't apologize for I like to have fun But yeah, that was the only concern was I was like. I don't know exactly where I fit into this but Yeah, that was the only concern was I was like I don't know exactly where I fit into this but Yeah, okay much it All right. Well, thanks Connor. Thank you. Thanks Connor go go buy that shirt. Yeah, you're the best Oh also one thing to clear up. Yeah, Luke Blutman put that video together about Brandon. I think it's a great video I don't think it portrays him at all in a bad light and I did press send on the video So Brandon wants to okay, but Brandon did may have a bucket so Luke texted me saying that he

was not because Luke filmed it and edited it he said that he was not filming during that it was like a five minute stretch where Brandon that was all that video was was that five minute stretch the bucket came outside of that five minute stretch that Luke was not filming in so anyway are we going to find his bucket? I I believe I put I requested yes, you're the bucket. Yes also, yeah, Brandon shitting on the the yak account. I think is very funny and Slightly encourages me to do it more, but oh

I love just get Joker Connor. Yeah, I think we did. Oh, that's crazy villain origin story. Holy shit Randy doesn't know that he just pissed off the most powerful Yeah, khakis for Kamala Thighs out for Kamala white thighs for Kamala Dan there are a few Basketball games tonight games tonight yeah they are none of them are on TV but what how's that possible in 20 minutes like fucking Central Arkansas BYU that's a huge game yeah it's fucking big game man what do

you know about southern Indiana as a winning or as a as a region of the school school um not a whole lot I just saw that their name is the screaming eagle. Yeah, they're just now division one No, not too long ago. They lost they should have lost over time. Yeah. Yeah, they didn't foul up three Yeah, that wasn't great for the Perl coach there. I think once upon a time. Oh, really Southern Indiana screaming Eagles I don't know. I keep talking in this tone. I like But anything you say like this can't be held accountable for right cuz you're not kind of sure Yeah, Stephen you oh here we go Is that a real video when you're cradling him?

Is it like, did you know he was? Oh my god. There was a baby. There was a baby. And I didn't know, I'm hungry, he's punching me. I don't know, man. I find him with children. Yeah.

And I'm hugging on this guy. He keeps going. I'm hanging out with children. Yeah. I'm hugging on this guy. He keeps going. Razz Berry's playing peek-a-boo. He's 26 years old. I don't know if you'd be like playing it up for the camera or if not. I thought it was a newborn baby.

That was a baby. Razz Berry's 26 years old. Playing Tear Comes the Tickle Monster. I saw the other day someone called the Rizler the New Jersey Hasbulla. Oh yeah. Yeah that kind of hurt. I can't keep up with Riz. You can't?

I think he's surpassing Costco guys. Oh by far. That was never, I think the Costco guys were a gateway drug. I think the Costco guys are more down-to-earth though You know what I mean like I think they're more of like a chill hang the Rizzlers got the ego But he is undeniably the bigger star Rizzler went viral way before the Costco guys existed I didn't black panther black panther. Oh, it's like Justin Timberlake breaking off in sync. He's just gonna do right Yeah, it's a great there will be a point

inflection point where Rizzo goes up solo. Yeah, but then once Rizzo starts to grow what It's over. He's gonna realize he can't go solo cuz he has to rely on his father since he's 11. Yeah, right He's 7 8. Yeah, he's young. I don't think I think he's He's 7. Wow. I think he's he's seven I think he's older. He said he's too smart. I've seen him speak 70 young I think he's nine or ten no way That would be funny. It was a genius. Yeah, really well. How do you explain the bike tricks if he's that young oh? Yeah, the the one where he went no hands. Yeah, like a seven-year-old

Shit, I'm Travis perp drama shit. Come on It's a 12 year old at least Stephen You're calling John Moran's lamp last night the best play in NBA history not the best but one of the best I mean I've seen Brandon's bucket is incredible like and he did it twice. I put the better one out, but yeah I mean if he did it twice If he did it twice, and it's not that special you can just do it all the time Nobody's ever done it like that before. What are you had a really cool one the same hand in the bubble? What'd he do? That's sick That's cool, I don't know anybody has a better highlight tip than this dude

I'd say Michael Jordan yeah Ron James like just just top of the top highlights yeah I'd say Michael Jordan he certainly has some good ones James I'm not arguing that they're better players than him am I crazy for saying that that's not is no It's very very good. It's very good, but it's not that it's definitely worth like clipping out and being like this is fucking sick Yeah, it was so it's not like it's the coolest thing I've ever seen on a basketball

There was the ESPN push notification for it John Moran pulls off to 360 layups Oh that means anything if he dunked that that would be sick well yeah I almost think it's better with the layup no never what I guess yeah if he dunked it switch hands left-handed yeah you have to see a look but it just looks so smooth it did look who's that average height Japanese kid on the call I'm in that I'm into him The kid on Memphis Yuki?

He's my new favorite There's a real short Japanese guy on the Griz Tominaga? He's on the Pacers like in the G League or something I'm thinking of Him Yuki Look, filling up the stat sheet our uh

Boots on the ground guy from the mincy event has called in Yes, yes, oh What's up guys, what's up going on? Not much man. Just working. You know, it's tough to have a workday after a night of missy. Yes So tell us everything what I mean more than anything we need to know. It's tough to have a workday after a night of mincy. Yeah, so tell us everything. What, I mean, more than anything, we need to know what was the vibe in the club and like, did anyone have any idea who mincy was? So the club is ranges from like 25 years old to like 75 years old. And most of them are all older. So I walking in, I thought everybody was going to be so

confused about just him. So hearing him walking around before it started, just hearing his voice, you could just see some people that kind of turn around and be like, what the ... But once you started going, everybody kind of was hesitant, but by the end everybody was really laughing and they got a billion questions about Nonsense, so I think everybody actually enjoyed him. So he won the room. I think so Oh, he really did him and you guys paid him for this Yeah, so that part I was kind of shocked about How did they get in contact with him? So well one of the members of the club their cousin actually lived like

Right downstairs from mency in college. Okay, that's kind of how it all started. Okay, and mincy reach out to them Battle no, I don't know if he was trying to make some money himself or not. Got it How What got you into the quarterback club? So the quarterback club, basically what it is, is just like every Monday you have a speaker come out and it could be like a Herschel Walker. It could be like a former coach. It could be like an athletic director or something like that. Felony. And we all donate money and it helps fund like scholarships

for the high school athletes around here in savannah in the surrounding areas um, and uh, we do a lot of like social fines to where if you do something good in the community you'll be like hey fine of like 50 bucks or something like that to go toward the foundation pot and stuff like that How much of a how much of a departure from a usual meeting was last night? uh Very okay. Okay. Yeah Usually it's like some old athlete director or old coach that really doesn't know how to talk meeting was last night? Very. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Usually it's like some old athlete director or old coach that really doesn't know how

to talk. And then you had Mincey up there who just went off. So he's better than he's normal. Now he really was. I mean he just kept going and going and going. He needs to work on transitions. He just jumps from one point to the next. How long did he talk about his parlay? A little bit too long. Once you started you can tell that's where the passion is.

Yeah. He was just like man I want this money and it was the best. Five minute run on that. So it sounds like the club is pretty cool and you guys are doing good stuff. Do you watch yesterday right? Yes I did. Are we could do anything about that name on the on the speakers list? Oh We got a work on it, okay Yeah, yeah, it's fine it's fine you're not a part of the board or anything you're just a member No, yes, I'm just a member. Yes say they vote on the board changes like every year You got like a captain and you got like the people who's in charge of picking the speakers and stuff like that. So I Guess they got the right person in charge of the speakers this time whoever found me so

Kyle wants to come speak. Can we set that up? Come on, baby. All right, we go. Okay, baby I got your first gig you guys get down and we already got the contact ready to go. Yeah Do you guys get like a little bit dirty? You talk dirty a little bit like cussing oh yeah, yeah Is there booze there? Oh yeah? Yeah, it's not like one of those little Elk lodges, so it's like $2 beers I kind of like the fire. I love them It's a pretty good time for a Monday right before Monday night football. Yeah, all right well Yeah, I mean, I think we'll get we got to just do a yak circuit at this Venice

Yeah, all right well thanks so much man appreciate you. Yeah watching it. I appreciate you all. I have a good one I'll take it easy really cool guy. It's crushed also just a really good like reminder that we're assholes. Yeah, we are. Yeah Yeah, he was like yeah, it was a good watch When you were peeing big cat we found out oh did anything come out by the way No, we found out mincey's luggage is like in a market right now. What? Somebody's moving his bag. It's on the move.

Yeah. I wanna join one of these clubs. I know, I'm looking on my phone right now for one around here. I was a member of one of Wheeling. Where I voted this morning was around the corner of like, there's like a, it's like a, maybe not VFW, one of those, and it's just a bar.

Yeah. That you have to be a member of, and it's just a bar that you have to be a member of and it's just a bar. That's our neighborhood has a corner one and one of the guys in the parents group that finally got in and all the other dads like what's it like in there? Yeah but it's like normally the door only opens on Sundays and you can look in and it's like old timers just but I want to get in. I was a member of the snakes club in Wheeling West Virginia. Sn down on the river. It's a house down on the river you have to say a password at the door and I had to get voted in but my dad was already a member and

The bartender was a house lived in the house So he would come down and serve like whenever people were there you could run out a room for like ten bucks I just have all your it was just like a bar atmosphere It was a bar like like the kitchen and living room area were gutted in this house and it was turned into like a dive bar. And then all the other rooms were still active. So there was like dart boards and pool tables and stuff

and it was just members. How's your dad get into it? He got voted in by an older guy. I don't, yeah. Okay. It's like a key club. All boys? All boys.

But you can bring your gals on 4th of July The Snakes Club. Yeah All boys Snakes Club your dad. Oh fuck Got it. We have the bucket. Oh, let's go. Oh, it was a guy's house Only guys all right here we go They were the baddest. Only guys. All right, here we go. Oh.

Oh, no. I know that effect. Oh, that was sweet. Show that again. Yeah. That's a hell of a bucket. Oh, that's on the video. Oh. On the line. Bang. Oh, that's on the video

Bang I have some very bad news about this video what it's not on facility Who's it on? I didn't even look so he's on the court Tom lays garden. Oh Tom Lee gets lost What is he doing? Oh? he doesn't know where he is. Oh, no. Oh, Tom. It's a great defense, Tom. Damn. Tom got one on his head. Yeah. Sprayed him. Yeah.

Yeah, sprayed. Even though he was like 15 feet away from Brandon. That one directly on his head. Yup. It's tough. All right, well, so we have the bucket. That feels good. Yeah. You got to put the Father Stretch My Hands music behind it.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, make it sick. Let's make a sick highlight out of it. Get Brandon back in good spirits. We need him happy. There's big contracts. Imagine half the pup punk crowd is like 70 or five-year-old white men. From the...

Minzy's promo to it. Yeah. Oh My god, let's see. He crushed he brought the room down. I yeah. Yeah the fact that he yeah He started out everyone was weird He won them over One eccentric man in a beer hall. I mean I would be in rallying the yeah, it would be like a nice diversion from the norm Yeah, she's yeah. Yeah, no I paid to go see for his gump and peanut butter Falcon I mean I would be in rallying the yeah, it would be like a nice diversion from the norm yeah Yeah, I paid to go see Forrest Gump and peanut butter Falcon. I go watch mince It's a pain to watch entertainment yeah, it's a lot of two movies

Special guy What else you got anything else we want to talk about see sass was on the news Yeah, what is this? His bike everything is funny City law enforcement say that they are also at the ready Lisa Rosner spoke with Mayor Adams on how the city is preparing City polling locations like the Fashion Institute of Technology On how the city is preparing city polling locations like the Fashion Institute of Technology That area is steeper than you think Everything he does is so funny everything yeah

Shout out to Chongqing you guys know anything about Chongqing? No. It's insane. What? It's this like cyberpunk, dystopian, utopian, futuristic city built on a gigantic mountain and it's like the roads have like stories. Where is this? The roads have like spiral staircases. It's in China. Like levels.

Can we see it? And you have to like, there's like videos of people commuting or they have To go down 20 levels of road then like 50 With no elevator but thankfully I only need to go down a few stories because the ground floor is on the 12th floor whoa Too bad for those folks live down there They have to climb up and sunlight is like a luxury for them Next I enter a subway station that feels like an entrance of a fallout shelter. Then comes the subway that looks like a roller coaster ride and the train casually goes through a

residential building. And here it goes through another residential building. Because- Oh my god! Finally I get over the city square. Solid ground at last, right? Nope. I'm actually on the 22nd floor of my office building. There's heavy traffic all the way down there by the riverside. It's time to get off work. The subway's too much for me. Maybe the bus will be more relaxing. Oh my god.

And somehow the bus takes me 20 stories up in the sky. What the fuck? Ah! Why is he in these working machines? Oh, it gets, it goes way deeper though. Yeah. Restless dreams. So wait, why is it tiered like this?

Cause of the mountains? I think it's so steep on a mountain. It's like a city of lower Whackers everywhere. Yeah. Oh, man. Just something to think about. Whoa. We never really know what floor we're on.

18 stories of no elevators. Crazy. How are they built? But down there, tucked between all these residential buildings, is a literal church. And if we take a left and go around, we hit what looks like another ground floor, for a different building. Go further, and guess what? There's another ground level. You just don't know where the ground is. You're never on top. There's another ground level. You just don't know where the ground is. And if we look down, there's another ground floor down there. From the drone's view, you can see all the so-called ground floors.

What the fuck? There's the one for the cars, the one for the church, and above that, a skyscraper just chilling on its own ground floor. If we head back and take another left, I might finally be at the actual ground floor. What's the population of this place? That's's insane I think it's bigger than New York it sounded cool how you described it that would be a huge fucking pain in the ass yeah yeah that didn't even do it justice like it's 32 million has Donnie been here I don't know where is it I think you're a Shanghai, okay? Holy shit. That's what they're doing. That's really cool. I

Think it'd be miserable. I Think it would just be disorienting constantly. Yeah It's like I like being Need near the ground. I don't like I are you here? Can you come down to the acro quick don't like, hey, are you here? Yes. Can you come down to the YAK real quick? Yes. All right, bye. Imagine being drunk and trying to get home from the bar.

And you're like... I would just be lost 20... I don't even like being in high-rises. I know, and they're, well, they didn't, like, the roads have stairwells, so you have to go down in circles on your car, then you have to go down, like, 20 car then you have to go down like 20 escalators where's this in China can you show us a map Doug just working working hard is there badminton stream after Oh, it's in the middle. Oh Well, it's far from Beijing and far China's crazy China's crazy the fact that I think we've said this fact that's only one time zone is just insane

But also like a city I've never heard of having 32 million is so many Hey, have you been to? Chongqing. Yes. Tell us everything. All right, Chongqing. Wild city. It's built on a bunch of mountains. Yeah.

The buildings look nuts. When I went there, I wandered onto this multi-million dollar bridge project. As I was leaving a club, this was probably six in the morning, I was hammered, and they just let me go up to the top of the bridge. What? If this bridge was, I actually have it on video if you look it up. I think it's just called Mahoney Moments bridge construction it was absurd because if this bridge was built in the US it would be like the largest bridge in the

country but in China I guess like I don't know I wandered on I got in the elevator oh we I watched this video yeah and I was brought to like the very top of the bridge was just wandering around and then Yeah, and I was brought to like the very top of the bridge was just wandering around and then a couple construction workers Found me and I was like, oh shit Yeah, I was like I'm about to get this is it like 6 a.m. Yeah, I was hammered at the time This is Libby this is Libby he's the one fucking drinking while working the trains and this is Petey who's filming works on you just completely fuck my buddy Rob Waltz oh fuck yeah, yeah, and you just went up there. They just let you go on It just walked in I pointed up this is where I thrive Jesus Christ on So the whole city though, you're just never feeling like you're on the ground

You whole city though, you're just never feeling like you're on the ground. Dude. Isn't that how you do this? How drunk are you? Paper work? And then some folks found me up there and I was like, I'm about to get charged with trespassing and they were just like, you need to be wearing a hard hat if you're up here. So like since then though, like it's progressed like crazy. Yeah. Cause now I've been seeing a bunch of Tiks and it just like it looks insane. I mean it looked insane back then too but from what I've

seen you just you can never tell what floor you're on because it might be built on the side of a mountain. There's like always skyscrapers below you. Yeah. Can we see the finished bridge? What's the bridge called? Do know it is done Chongqing bridge I think it's the is that it Steven any interest in Chongqing I think it's the John cement bridge maybe coincidentally that's my uncle's nickname nickname no it's not yeah no way too far too far. Holy shit. That's a big bridge Fort a city with fourteen thousand bridges six Thousand now my goodness. It's actually an aerial of this whole city that we could watch

I don't get how it was built. This is insane I don't either if you take a look at the map it looks a little bit like Pittsburgh because it's built at the Confluence of yeah oh two rivers the Pittsburgh of China yeah oh yeah that looks just like Pittsburgh it was historically a transplant but it's like so dense you can't see the different mountains oh my god Oh my god You know I want to go yeah, and those photos you you can't tell how mountainous it is

This is this blows my mind yeah When I was there I was at a club called falling and someone actually fell off the club And died. What? You were there? Yeah. Fell off the roof? Yeah, I think jumped off the roof of the club. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Thank you.

Thanks. That's crazy, Donnie. Oh, oh, oh. Donnie almost did something uncool. Holy shit. Tripped. Just tripped. Oh, shit.

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Turn left, turn left. I swear I'm getting motion sickness before I even hit the road. Finally I'm out driving through the lower deck of the city. Time to grab some breakfast. The McDonald's drive-thru on the lower deck is next to a Chinese restaurant and somehow the patio is inside the drive-thru tunnel. Next stop, crossing the river on the bottom deck of a double-decker bridge. Look, there's a subway running alongside the cars now. I have to climb up the higher roller coaster Feel something it would be fun as a curiosity for Yeah, they have trains are just my god

Good thing I'm driving an ev my cluster phobia would not in there. Finally, I've made it to the city center. Let's head to the garage. Hold on, 500 meters down? How deep is this garage? 25%? What kind of parking garage shows you progress bar? Alright, time to get off work. Running low on battery. Off to the charging station we go. Oh My god, why do you have to make everything cyber? It kind of looks miserable it does look yeah, it's like suffocating But that seems to be the tone of this guy's videos is like yeah Yeah Whoa, of of course I'm stuck in traffic I wonder if there's anybody that loves it. Wow yeah that I would assume that's not a

touristy spot of China either right? I think it's starting to become oh it is yeah just from all the TikToks and stuff I've seen on it. How did you get there when you went there? I flew from Shanghai. Short flight. Man, China's crazy. From Beijing. Known for having some of the most attractive women in China, too. Really?

Yes. Spicy Girls is what they call them. Oh, really? Oh! Yeah. Is it like a facial thing or tits? I think it's probably more so ass because they have to walk up and down someone's... Oh yeah it's an ass town.

Yeah. Ass town China. Ass town. Welcome to ass town. Yes exactly. What's the least attractive city in China? Wuhan probably. Yeah? Yeah. Wuhan probably. Yeah?

Yeah. Bat faces. Yeah, that kind of bad. Wuhan, they won't ever recover from that, huh? I think they have. Oh, all right. Good for Wuhan. I meant for me.

Life is back to normal. Yeah. Specifically from my point of view, they will never recover. Yeah, I won't go there anymore. I won't ever forgive. Yeah. Wuhan's population is 11 million? Yeah I think so it sounds. That's what's New York City? Nine? Ten? It's like eight to nine this the city but the metro area is much bigger. Obviously but that's crazy. Have

you ever been to one of those what what are they called, the mega cities? Mega cities or are you thinking of the ghost cities? No, the mega cities, like isn't there a certain amount of mega cities? Is Tokyo one of them? Yeah, I think Shanghai is one of them. Is it a mega city? I mean, Shanghai is like 25 million. That might be a mega city.

Yeah, I think it would. That's what it's like, that would be a mega city, yeah. But think it would. That would be a mega city, yeah. But there's kind of a lot of sprawl there. Mega city's a very large city. Oh. I'm clicking on random towns in China, and it's just 7 million population. Yeah.

They do people right. They've got to figure it out. They did figure it out a long time ago. But for a while, they had the one child policy. Yeah. And they still managed to do people, right? Do they still have that or no? No, they don't have it anymore.

But most Chinese people just got so used to it that now they don't want to have more than one kid. Oh, wow. They're just going to be like, it will be too expensive. I'm fine with just one. 70 million people? Yeah, like Wangju? No one even talks about that.

I lived there for a year. Really? Yep. That was my very first year in China. Guangzhou. Yeah, not Guangzhou, KB. New York City's 22 million metro. Damn.

That gives me like claustrophobia. How many people does China have? Are they like the most Damn. Wow. It's kind of like going to China. Claustrophobia. How many people does China have? Are they like the most populous? India is the most populous. India just passed and it's like back and neck. India passed China?

Oh yeah. India. Look at India. Yeah. Look at what India's doing with people. What's India at? They're over a bill? India is just shoulder to shoulder people.

It's just nuts to butts everywhere you go. They almost have to move as like a... Oh, we're number three? But it's not even close. Not even close. Who's bigger size wise, China or India? China. China's like the same size as the US.

Holy shit. Right? Like, a little small room. Oh yeah, in terms little area. Oh, yeah in terms of area damn They have a billion more people than us. That's crazy That's a bar's full One thing that I saw they have now in China is they have a drone food delivery What in some spots? Yeah, you could probably find a tick-tock on that They they started doing it in Shenzhen.

You can just have a salad delivered to you by drone. India, where are they fitting everybody? Yeah. They're just shoulder to shoulder. They move almost as like a, as a liquid. They just flow. It's the big wave pool. Yeah, everywhere's the wave pool.

Oh man, all right, well thank you Donnie. Are you gonna go to India Donnie problem? I'm thinking about I might try to because I already have to go to Turkey for the hair transplant trip Seeing I'll be halfway there. I was thinking of going to India for a week afterwards. Just doing a bunch of over. Yeah Checking it out. I've a guy reached out or someone put me in contact with this dude who is from Mumbai and can give me like tours of the slums. Whoa. He was like, I rule the slums.

I got you. I don't think he's like a slum king. I think he was just, he just rules them. Yeah, he was. He knows his way around. He was trying to talk himself up. Would you be safe in the slums of India? I think so so yeah as long as I didn't eat anything or like yeah, I just don't touch anything

Yes, don't touch anything eat anything yeah, there's a guy doing that as a challenge right now It's like eating street food in India until I get food poisoning Take I think last time I saw him is on like like day eight and I haven't seen him since so maybe he died. I don't know. He's just like eating like whatever he sees. That Indian Street lemonade video where it's like all the drinks fly. Oh cool. Well I'll let you guys know if uh. We're very excited for the turkey trip by the way. We're very excited. Is there anything that in your mind do you think there's things that can go wrong? Turkey trip, by the way. Oh, you're right. Very here. Yeah. Very. Is there anything in your mind, do you think there's things that can go wrong? I mean, there's always a chance that something can go wrong.

I was reading that one guy went to Turkey to get a beard transplant and it came out so bad that he killed himself. Oh. But the clinic we're working with they seem to do a great job you're not getting anything are you no I was thinking about having a beard transplant but then you should get pubes I have enough hair something you gotta get a big bush can't grow a great beard so your hair is perfect Tommy you're like the who's the Nick who's the monster that holds his eyeballs?

Ikis yeah, no no the fuck it's our real mom Yeah, it gets her crumb crumb yeah Who would be the first member of the yak to get a hair transplant I feel like this entire show is pretty solid hair Okay hair transplant. I feel like this entire show is pretty solid hair. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, we're okay. Brandon has a patch. Brandon has a little... Because I would like to make this a yearly trip. Okay. Yeah. Just get a tune up. Yeah. My dream is that next year I'll probably bring a couple people from the office, but then pick, like have all the fans I want to go send in a vid a bald guy I love that I choose eight people based on

the vid so I can put together the best crew that would produce the most entertaining I love that yeah is turkey just like a reality show do they do anything else teeth as they can do breast implants I would like to do a girls trip to oh What about what about butt lifts we were saying next is butt lifts. Yeah, maybe we should go to Brazil for yeah I've always wanted are you taking applications with women trying to get their tits done as well? I mean I would I Do your job yeah, yeah Yeah, I would send them in I'll take a look. I'll let you know. Yeah, and then the ones that taste the best will fly out there. What about breast reductions? Maybe we need those vids. Yeah, if you forget, I said those ones in front of Donny's labiaoplasty trip.

In college I knew two girls who got breast reductions. Did you stop being friends with them afterwards? No. No, no, no. I have lost contact with them since. I was still friends with them. You should text them out of the blue and just be like, you know, we would have stayed friends if you didn't get the breast for your tits grow back yet.

All right. Well, might't get the breastfeed. Your tits grow back yet? Alright, well, might as well spin the wheel. You might as well stick around, Donnie. Spin the wheel, see if you're... I've never gotten wet. I enjoy being wet. Probably more than others. We're good.

Alright, great. Alright, tune in to Jerry's election coverage tonight. And we will see everyone tomorrow. Thanks, Donnie. Yeah, no problem. Thanks, guys. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak!

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