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has anybody does anybody here drastically change their appearance from
day to day and look a little differently today than they usually do Danny hmm
I'd say I'm pretty standard you're pretty fly as always pretty standard. You're pretty fly as always. Pretty standard. Mark, you're looking handsome as always.
Kate, how are you?
Sup.
What is this?
Just something you're trying out?
Did you put on half a Harry Carrey costume?
The glasses are cool?
The glasses and the jeans and jeans shoes are cool
I think is that what and then the hairs pulled back. Why is the hair pulled back?
You master disguise. I didn't wash it and then it was really hot today, so I was like I'll throw on a
What do you think of the trope of?
Women taking their glasses off and then now they're hot
Well, let's see. What do you think of that of that oh I don't believe in it myth-busted in the movie she's all that she's hot as a nerd that's what I'm
saying she is hot Rachel Lee Cook is hot as a nerd right and Freddie Prince
jr. is like shut up nerd and then she takes a glass off oh fuck fuck. I got a motorboat them right she ever do this
Luckily no
Kate did you?
Everything good in your life. No, okay
Danny speaking of your appearances is are you an IBO doing something like there's some going like I oh
They were talking to each other and and I noticed Ebo's like very loudly debuting himself as a mustache guy, but then he also does his hair kind of like you do yours.
Yeah, the kid looks up to me both mentally and physically.
Wait a second.
Wait a minute.
He looks up to me.
Well, he looks up to everybody.
Yeah, he looks up to everybody.
No, if I could grow a full beard like him, I would.
If I could get that scruff, but...
So this is just coincidence?
He is straight up copying me.
Okay.
You're dark chocolate Danny, he's caramel Danny.
He's got a little lighter.
I don't know that he's dark chocolate Danny.
Not right now, I gotta get Tanner.
Oh, he looks up to you.
Wait, did y'all hang out this weekend?
That's from a while ago,
I got caught in live action too slowing him.
I didn't even know the picture was being taken
It's being page two of your brother's wedding
Look at you both comment insane for the second side of the wedding
Was that your brother mm-hmm my last sibling just got married by the way
Meanwhile I'm gearing up for a spicy internet reality show mom
and dad are proud has anybody are we sure it's gonna be spicy we're still
we're still in a place where nobody knows what it is correct and you guys
are just gonna have to get on a plane one day go and figure it out along the
way because nobody's ever gonna sit you down and say this is what we expect from
you right right there's I'm more excited for the second weekend because I don't know what's gonna come the first week
And there's gonna be some sort of twist we know how this place works, but we'll know more at the shore. I guess we
Signed our new contracts last night starting to get pretty real reality show TV reality
Yeah, we all have to sign new contracts for this. Really? Just for the show.
I wish I had a copy of that.
I'd like to know what you just signed away
and what you just signed up for.
The rest of my soul is gone.
Sign all.
Did you actually read it, Danny?
Yeah.
But we already know.
Dave's already said we are trying to embarrass you,
make you look bad.
And I said, hit me with your best shot.
But no, it's just basic stuff.
Like you can't tell the social people not to post stuff.
We have no power like that.
Is Eddie coming down to join us?
Eddie is finishing up a draft, I believe.
He'll be down here shortly.
In the meantime, we'll have Dante fill in.
I guess, one time Don's over there. We should probably have asked him we should he's going to Manhattan tomorrow to walk the whole thing
Wanton if you're watching get on one time done. Let's get him in here because the no
No, he's she put on right there next Danny tomorrow Donnie and rone will be walking tip to tip in Manhattan
Will be walking tip to tip in Manhattan
He's gonna lead him
So if you live in Manhattan
You want to see some crazy shit should be easy to find them che you could have phrased it any other way
That's what he told me. I don't think Che.
Rowan and Donnie go tip to tip.
Oh, they're walking tip to tip in Manhattan.
Wow.
Well, they're not tip to tip right there.
Whose silhouette is that?
This is a very confusing map.
Yeah, those are just the neighborhoods, right?
The overlapping neighborhoods?
Okay, because I thought, I was like, they're not.
Yeah, that's not their route.
Okay.
I don't know if they have a route planned.
I know.
Well, we'll see, we'll see.
Can I just speak to,
Wonton Don can join us and he can tell us
about his tip to tip journey tomorrow.
Sit wherever you want.
And Dante, Dante, 36 minutes before the show,
Dante blogged that he's sorry about ruining the Yacht.
It was a self-hit piece.
It is with great shame or grit that I apologize for ruining the act with Luke Combs yesterday.
When we got off the, I thought yesterday was a fantastic show.
Luke Combs, probably the most down to earth celebrity I've ever met in my life.
He was just a guy that could fit in on the show.
Seamlessly.
Seamlessly.
He was perfect.
He was great.
He was amazing.
His frame was great. I thought yesterday was an incredible show and then we we we do get get off our shows oftentimes to DMS or
Things online of just pure hatred and stuff like that
Dante didn't ruin shit yesterday yesterday show was good Dante didn't Dante added to it. I thought Dante was fine
I didn't have a problem with Dante. I think I
Think sometimes our fans are just over emotional and want to hate I don't Dante was fucking fine yesterday and I have no
problem he did not Dante you did not ruin the show yesterday that was me
that was Kate so every day trying to weasel into my slot no I just think
like we do a two-hour show every day I know big cat harps on it a lot but
listen we do two hours we get off and then it's just a wave of hatred,
like goddamn, I thought yesterday's show
was perfectly fine, I thought Dante was good,
he asked the fantasy football question,
he asked a bunch of questions, Dante,
you in no way ruined that show,
and I think people are overreacting to say that you did.
That's what I thought.
Yeah, I enjoyed him, I thought he added to it.
I think Dante's hilarious for the same reasons
people might not like him. Him just screaming randomly.
My favorite part of the whole show was you saying Dante speak up.
Please, yeah.
A little louder.
Louder for the people in back.
Anyway, we don't have to spend time on it.
I'm not complaining about the fans at all because they're what make us what we are.
But I just thought sometimes I think you go overboard in your your your need to
hate things and Dante was fine I I I thought Dante added to it so listen I'd have the most
I'd have the most blogs on the site right now if I dressed to hate every time I think
we all would it just comes with it oh with you I get it yeah all right they also won
the argument with smokes oh he won that and that's what he even blocked that he said I had a win and I came back and I ruined the Luke Holmes interview. He didn't ruin the
show yesterday. No. He's ruining this show. He's talking about his blog. Yeah. Anyway.
Yesterday's show no he didn't. Wanton Don. Tomorrow you're going tip to tip with Rome. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So how's that gonna work?
Well, I think rones been circumcised as well, okay, all right, I think you can find out yeah
We won't be able to dock but we'll still be able to touch tips
Docking would be if one of you turned around no no
When you still have your foreskin
and then you can actually like pull it.
Connect.
Yeah.
Kind of like, like.
Like a Chinese finger trap.
Like a spaceship docking with a space station.
Oh, sure, sure.
Like how they fuel aircraft while they're in the air.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, all right.
But yeah, I'm going tip to tip.
I'm having serious regrets about it now.
It is something I always wanted to do when I lived in Manhattan. It's when you walk from one tip of Manhattan to the other.
And Rohn mentioned it, that he was like thinking it could be a great live stream. And I was like,
100% I'm in, let's do it. I don't know why we rushed to do it in July, because it's going to
be 95 degrees. Yeah, that's a questionable decision. Do you know if tomorrow's garbage day? That'll make it tough the garbage juice.
I mean it is is that somewhat dangerous? I'm sure I've done more dangerous things
but I think we just need to stay hydrated. You swam across the East River didn't you?
There's bodegas every block so you'll be fine. But that was nice and refreshing. It was a good
it was a good temp in the East River. What effect would it be in garbage day
have on it?
There's no alleys in New York City, and so garbage day, the garbage is lined on the streets
and in July and August are the worst months because the garbage just leaks out into these
puddles that are, they'll just like sizzle right through your shoes.
It's a disgusting city.
I love that city.
But you say garbage day, I feel like it's like that every day.
Right, do they wait till garbage day to actually put it out
Like what if you just had a big party? There's a lot of piles. Yeah, it could be tough in the summer, but you'll be fine
Yeah, you said 13 miles
13.5 but that's it was that long that's if you take a direct route and we'll like we're probably gonna be zigzagging
So it could be like 16 miles. What's the zigzag?
Yeah landmarks, you know, we got to see Jeffrey Epstein's oldest state.
Of course, yeah.
The oldest home in Manhattan,
which I think is way up north.
It's where George Washington stayed
during the Revolutionary War.
Seems like you were going to make this an impossible task.
No, we actually don't have any set plants.
Okay.
Yeah, we don't have any landmarks we have to to see I did throw out the idea that if any stoolies want to join us
they can join us for one block but if the vibes are off we reserve the right
to kick them off the stream okay after a block it's gonna be like block to block
decision for them like a month-to-month contract in case they turn out to be
vile douchebags mm-hmm that's a while. At every block, you have to stop and discuss.
And discuss?
No, I think it would be a game time decision.
We could walk five blocks,
and then after five blocks, we've heard enough,
and we're like, all right, buddy,
after this block, you're off.
Their dick is out, and you're just like,
aye, you're not really fitting in with us.
We're not doing a tri-tip here.
Yeah, people asked if we're gonna hold hands
the entire walk.
I don't think that should be mandatory.
Will you hold hands at all during the walk?
When we're walking through Chelsea.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah.
And then we threw out the idea.
Originally, we were thinking a beer every 15 blocks.
And then, oh, my God.
But then it's like that's before we realized it was 95 degrees.
I think a beer a mile would be doable,
as long as I'm getting enough water in.
That still seems like a lot.
That's a lot of beer.
Yeah, but the thing is I'll be sweating it all out.
But yeah, I just need to be constantly drinking.
The problem is there's not a lot
of public toilets in New York.
I feel like I've had to walk around New York
just holding my dick to keep the pee in.
It's tough.
Did you draw attention to yourself by doing that?
It's like it looks, it's happened a few times
and I'm like kind of like shuffling down the street,
like holding my dick and I'm like, I must look like.
Oh, I'll just ask it.
Have you ever pissed on a sidewalk in New York?
I have, but it's been,
it's had you like have to do it at night kind of cuz you're like
That's gotta be the move wherever you go. You're surrounded by people. You got to find like a bush
What time is this starting 9 a.m. Eastern time?
Yes, so 8 a.m. Eastern. Yeah, we'll be live while you guys are doing the yak feel free to check in on us
We will you go in south to north or north to south?
At first I was I wanted to go self to north and end up whatever that area is called like past
Yeah, cuz they have like a little beach at the end of I was gonna celebrate with a little dip
But I think we need to go the other way because when we start to really hurt
That's when you'll start to get more downtown and the energy of downtown will kind of yep give you a second wind
I think that's smart. I think that's the way to go.
If it goes well and you guys want to join, I was thinking in Chicago a fun stream could
be walking from the White Sox Stadium to Wrigleyville, which is around the same length.
Sounds about right.
I would love that.
I like that kind of stuff.
You've been trying to walk more Brandon, right?
On the treadmill.
Okay.
Yeah, I have been walking on the treadmill
I walked twice on the treadmill last week, so
Look the fuck out boys. Oh
Hey, how we doing good? How are you?
Right you've been quiet. Yeah, just you know, what's going on? Just had to listen to White Sox day for
Draft Dave?
Yeah.
Is that the worst Dave?
It's one of them.
Cause it's a competitive environment
and he's very stupid.
Well put it this way, for next week,
the topic is biggest mysteries.
Oh boy.
How many ones did he say that have already been solved?
I mean, it mostly delved into like conspiracies and stuff which you know
It's just could take some
Was there a dividing line between mysteries and conspiracies it kind of got blurred but there was
But so I assume JFK came up at some point it did okay
Yes, has there ever been a single draft without discrepancies like that I?
Mean serials is pretty blatant, but. The country songs we did was pretty.
It was pretty clear.
Pretty clear.
Excellent.
Well, you had the fast card.
Oh.
Controversy.
That's just Dave being an idiot.
Right.
Luke Combs said that my country draft was the best draft?
He did, yes.
That comes out tomorrow.
That's pretty good.
Pretty good.
Yeah, good for you.
Pretty good.
Did we, what did we cover today?
What did we get? Well?
We've we've had three topics so far okay Kate looking stupid
You know you both stealing my dog for Evo is is cosplaying as Danny. He is becoming Danny in real life can't blame him
Number three Dante blogged about ruining the show yesterday. Yeah, that's
I Could see the similarities between you and Evo okay Blogged about ruining the show yesterday. Yeah thoughts I
Could see the similarities between you and Evo, okay
Okay, you look normal to me today. I don't think you look bad. Thank you
Telling the guys still not a good but go ahead and guess guess what brand these are I guess cute
I get a couple DM saying what were those heads pay less
I get a couple DM saying what were those heads pay less?
Dr. Scholes well Dr. Scholes makes shoes. I thought they just made inserts inserts inserts
ladies
I'm so excited about them. They're so comfy, but I feel like they're passively cute
Anyway, I have a big old Metamucil after this what sort about the taxed at Dante last night. You said hey, dude, you fucked it up
Is that what you did tight? Yeah, I did
Got together we had a few drinks
Sorry about those comments I posted I got a couple Titus text during his break
The real story from yesterday for me was after the show,
or like right at the very end, when we all took a picture with Luke Holmes,
and Eddie did it again.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We brought up on the show
how he went to Smoke's birthday party,
and despite it being Nicky Smoke's birthday party,
in a room full of like 30 people,
Eddie is the one front and center.
And if you showed a stranger this picture,
he'd be like, whose birthday is it?
It's obviously Eddie's.
Then we take a picture at the end of the show
and to celebrate Luke Combs being here,
look, he's in the middle.
Just naturally happened.
Maybe I should write a-
Yeah, we just all stood up and then-
Should I write a blog apologizing? Like I should? I stole a photo. This is incredible. I'm gonna keep my eye on this now repeat it cuz you're not I
Was I participated in that one you didn't say anything or do anything that I could tell I was a chaser for spots though
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know
Luke can you actually just lay down in front of us hey guys? How are you?
People guys not at all
Toaster man that a toaster time out look who's coming onto the scene look at that outfit. Oh, no, that's not
Time smoke you know just pass smokes left you off the Chicago starting five
Oh, did he if I put If we play the New York office.
I think he just knows.
That you, yeah, he just assumed
that you would never play.
Where did he do that?
He had a tweet about it and I was like,
oh, you put Hank.
I missed that.
I said, he had Hank in the starting five
and I was like, well, Hank led two separate teams
to impressive L's in our 3v3 turn. He Titus does exist
And someone got mad at me kind of they're like it's kind of like
For such a nice guy going out your way to dunk on Nikki smokes multiple times while reserving judgment for other co-workers is weird
Do I dunk on smokes too much on Twitter? No not enough
I got that yesterday too about dunking on him
But would you like to go ahead and pass judgment on all your other co-workers here?
Danny you will toss some slight dunks here and there I do I toss called me fat McAfee
Yes, that needed to be done and you also stopped talking to me for like months after still I still don't talk to you
Yeah, no, I do throw out Twitter ducks
But it's not like I'm the only throwing them at certain people because I don't like them like it's kind of just like you know
Yeah, you'll throw them at just many people not just him. Yeah, it's not just him but like smokes
You know, I only dunk on him because I know he can take it and like yeah
He has a lot of dunkable and that's kind of his role to get dumped on. Yeah
Right, but I could hold off. Yeah, I mean it's like maybe next time I'm like, it's I'm about to dunk on this guy on Twitter
She's like, you know what? I'm gonna let him have a nice day. Yeah
Don't do that. Yeah
Speaking of us smokes lists something that killed me tightest while you're out
He came up with a top five best employees to drink with I was on the list MBD
But an honorable mention was Mark Titus. I was on the list, MBD, but an honorable mention was Mark
Titus.
I saw this. I saw it. Someone said this.
When did this come out?
He's wrong. In what world would he and I-
Yeah, let me reiterate.
That would not be fun for him.
I think you are a great person to drink with, but just the thought of you ever drinking
alone with him, has that happened?
Yeah. No, no.
The closest is when he was on one of our live streams and
Like yeah, it was it was literally like white boy Rick Annika Titus
Very confused by this
I've never I've never hinted at it. I've never suggested
I mean honestly the closest is probably like if he was in the building while we were doing a case race
That's the closest I've ever come to drinking with smokes later
What is it?
Bring it here. Oh hell yeah. Oh, sorry. Yeah, he did that continue. I'm sorry. He was on live stream. Yeah, sorry
It was just a question I don't know I didn't know they were secretly drinking
It was just a question. I don't know. I don't know if they were secretly drinking
Pasta means more than you mark. Yeah
Tell me more about this pasta. I don't know anything about the boss. I just walked by
And this and this happening yesterday after I looked you in the eye
Well Luke Holmes was sitting right there and I could have and you know what I could have you want to tell the people what? I could have done I didn't do you could have done anything what could you have done I saw I saw yes I
saw and to protect my cover to be yes okay my good friend Brandon Walker in front of
Luke Holmes who you're becoming best friends with yeah I decided not to call you out on
having piss pants yeah you had you had all sorts of piss pants going on it was this big
Listen I Had pissed pants now. I
46 years old and my piss don't work no more and I'm trying to just get through it and you guys want to point out
My piss pants. Yes, it was the biggest piss pants I've seen you have. Today was bigger.
What's your strategy?
Are you just going straight over?
Are you unbuttoning?
There's something about when my pants go back up, my dick says,
it's time to party.
And it's like, whatever I had left, I'm letting it go.
You got to become an under guy.
So I become.
What's an under guy?
What?
You just pull up from here and you just piss down the short.
Yeah, maybe you're like. I don't think that would help. I think it was well now
No shorts you are basketball shorts. You could do I think it was still hold back
My dick when it's time to pee my dick is not giving me everything. It's got be a sit-down guy
No, no che. I would rather be covered in pee
Thank you, I didn't know that's what that was about tight as I saw you look at him like that. Oh, yeah, yeah
Walk back and I was like Brandon. That's that's a great
and out of respect I
Kept it quiet said on that one. I was I was double cupping my pants as I walked back in
Yeah, and I I thought about not coming back in but then I so if you if you pee
The problem is you take a piss
You put it away and as you're say well as you're as you're leaving the restroom say then it hits you
Sometimes sometimes it'll be on the walk back. So what if you pissed?
Wait, yeah, stay there. Keep it. Keep it hanging and then just wait and like just give it like a minute or two
That doesn't fix it
Mark I've done that I there's nothing
So it's the act of putting the waistband back over the penis
My dick is my dick is getting revenge on me for years and years of not getting to go you beating the shit
It is head enough and it is, it is.
It's not pee, those are tears.
It is wrecking my life.
But I think maybe, you know how like you might be
cutting off some circulation from the balls
and then it drains a little?
Well, we'll go, one of us will go in there with you next.
Wait, why is he cutting off circulation from the balls?
Well, like if he does it over, then some might release.
Yeah, if your balls are like,
the elastic accidentally kicks the hose a little.
There's no pee in the balls. No, not in the balls. Oh, but it's saying that the hose will be surprised actually
You go balls dick out all at once right to be it just depends a lot of times
I just go through the zipper which I don't have a zipper today, but you've tried everything
Are there like little beanies for dick tops?
Could you put like a little pad beanie on your dick?
Throw on a condom after you pee.
He's got a piss protector for after pees?
Yeah. That has to be a thing.
Hey, I'll say it. Maybe it's time for diapers.
No, no. Diapers is for old men that can't control their pee.
I'm just an older man that can't control their pee. I'm just an older man
How's your poo doing? Poo's great. It's fantastic. Control your pee I control my piss like Greg Maddux hitting the corners. I'm good. One other thing. Sorry
I you came in I saw the size of the pee on your pants and then you you took your hand and you like pin
You covered it. Yeah, and then you're you have and you covered it and then you have peepee
hands then.
No I didn't.
Peepee hands.
Whatever.
Guys it's not even that big of a deal.
You said the one thing I didn't point out was this.
I didn't point it out yesterday.
But I didn't point it out for Luke Combs.
Did you shake Luke's hand?
No.
That's what I, afterwards he's meeting everybody.
I'm like he's got peepee hands.
I didn't have peepee
hands Luke Holmes has peepee hands on his hands second peepee second hand peepee
hand Donnie what uh what makes you feel as far as honestly probably not being
able to hold in my poops as well yeah so yeah I've got a similar problem to
Brandon that seems worse.
No, I mean, I have, not routinely. I did a couple years ago in New York
where I was walking to a coffee shop
that was 10 minutes away from my house.
I knew I had to poo, but I was at the coffee shop,
I'll use the bathroom, I'll poo.
Coffee shop was closed, so then I had a 10 minute
walk back to my place, couldn hold it in Wow shat my pants
Could be a problem tomorrow. Yeah, and I'm like I'm too young for that to be happening. Yeah
What's it? So yeah, wasn't like booze or you're sick completely sober. Yeah, yeah sober shitting of the pants is it's a bad spot
Yeah
sober not sick out in public yes pan shit perfectly healthy shitting your pants. Yeah, it was on Labor Day
I recall that day very very clearly
Mercer is coming up other than that feeling old I mean I
Mean just like I I dove off a boat like a couple weeks ago
And I'm still like my back is severely fucked up from that.
Just jarred your whole body?
Yeah, jarred my whole body.
Were you too high off the water or what?
Wasn't, it was like five feet.
And then in the basketball tournament the week before,
I was shooting hoops and just,
from simply shooting a basketball,
I couldn't bend my elbow for like a month.
You might be shutting down. I had a good run though. Yeah
37 like that's actually shit. I'm 38 now Jesus. Yeah, I feel like that's like a perfect time for your body
Just like yeah for you to be like, okay, I'm washed but then white boy
Rick had a tweet and he was like he's only 25 or something like that or and he was like dude
I gotta stop going out twice in one weekend. I feel like he's too young to be thrown in the towel. He's only 25 or something like that, and he was like, dude, I gotta stop going out twice in one weekend.
I feel like he's too young to be thrown in the towel.
And he's a giant though.
True.
But their bodies are different.
Different density, different heft.
Different.
I gotta stop going out twice in one weekend.
I'm ruining towns left and right when I walk out.
That's the reason, not cause drinking.
Actually, he told me the real reason.
He was just like, if you go out Friday, Saturday night,
it gets very expensive.
Expensive, yeah.
It wasn't like, I feel like shit.
It was like, what am I doing to my bank account?
Yeah.
So that makes sense.
I saw, Steph Curry said recently,
if he was doing an interview with someone,
that guys in the NBA now,
they think if you were born in the 90s,
you're unk, as I say. So if you were born in the 90s you're your unc as I said so if you were born in 99 you're at least 26 years old yeah
they're saying how they think Devin Booker is like he's an old guy we were
what what show was it we were doing what what age do you become on I asked you
that beat it or there was a walking around the office question, but it was based on this NBA video that was going bar
Okay, so we came up with 35. That's when you become onk. That's when you become onk. I
Remember my dad's 40th birthday, and I thought 40 was old as fuck
And I think that might have been because that was like the messaging then like over the hill and member Spencer's had a hole over the hill section Turning 40 like over the hill and- Remember, Spencer's had a whole over the hill section.
It was like a whole-
Yeah, turning 40 was over the hill.
And I don't know, is that still the case?
Do you still get treated as 40 over the hill?
I don't think we do it as much as we used to.
Yeah, but that was my understanding growing up,
is like, oh, if you're 40,
you're like, you got one foot in the grave.
We used to have, I remember, ads in the paper
where people would buy, if somebody was turning 40,
they would put a, you're turning 40 ad in the paper
and making fun of them.
Yeah.
And I don't think we make fun of each other
for turning 40 as much as we used to.
No.
Should we bring that back?
Shame people for turning 40?
Holy shit, you're old.
Yeah, turning 40.
How old are you, Titus?
I'm Donnie's age, 38, yeah.
Eight?
I'm up there.
Yeah? Oh, sorry. I'm up there. I think Inie's 38. Yeah, I'm up there
No, I think I'm almost 40 I think I'm 38 to 40 39
I'm up there. Yeah, what?
99-26 you off your insurance in 1995
Yeah, yeah for sure if he was born in the 90s, you an aunt now.
I was born in 03, they callin' me aunt.
These youngins, they don't got no manners, man.
You gotta be at least like 40.
1985, something like that.
He's a pretzel, the frozen uncle.
That's crazy.
I feel like he's uncle Drew, that's what I will say.
You gotta be in the 90s.
I'm 2002, so I'm good.
So is Devin Booker an uncle?
He's an uncle, for sure.
I would say pre-2000, probably like 96, 97.
Once you're in the 19, just like,
oh, you're getting scared.
From 1990, 99, go back.
Yeah, you're an Unc.
The 90 is the new Unc status.
Probably like 22 is the cutoff.
How old are you?
I'm 19.
Yeah, I'm born 2004.
That's not Unc status.
2003 and before.
If you're 30 years old, so 1995.
Before 2000.
So you're not a Sunk? Ah, see, that's a good one. My you're 30 years old, so 1995. Before 2000. So you're not a song to keep?
Ah, see, that's a good one.
My teammates last year considered me unc,
and I was born in 2001, so I got out of line in 2001.
If you outside 2000.
If it starts with a one, then below 2000.
Do you think Paris Huber is unc then,
because he's 25?
If he was in college, he would be unc,
but he's in the NBA, so he's not an unc.
If you're 25 or 26 in college, you hunk, but if you're 25 and 26
I'm learning. I didn't really know what up on Matt
Just old it's just yes
It's just older than older than people. I am right now. That's exactly right
The whole video taught me that everybody just thinks anyone older than them correct
That's all is on and anyone younger is just those damn young kids
That don't get it
Yeah, I think you got to be like at least seven years older than the person for them to call you that's onk
So if I was born and if I was born in 2004, you'll be 97 to be on to me
So on the so you're the unc of the yak yeah sure I
think I'm I think I'm older than unc yeah grandpa you're your OG oh gee yes
and then gramps would be above that I don't think I'm gramps yet I think I'll
be Graham below unc would be big bro below unc is big bro bro I'm big bro. So Titus is big bro? I'm big bro. Dan is onk. And you're Gramps. You're OG.
I'm OG. When do I get Gramps? When my beard turns gray? Brother. Your Gramps? Damn. When
my hair turns gray? When my pee stains turn gray? He has a gray pee stain. Do you feel
much older since having a kid? Yeah. Do you? Yeah.
Yeah, I'd say that. I feel like that's like the only time that you really need to hang up the cleats.
You're both infants, right? Yours is how old? Five months. Yeah. I feel like the kid was my
ticket to not giving a shit about a lot of things that I thought mattered.
I suffered severe FOMO up until the point of having a kid. That's what I mean.
And it's like, oh, I have an excuse not to be doing it.
We had our kid right before the fourth,
and then I'm sitting at home with the baby,
and you get on Instagram or whatever,
you see everybody having the time of their life
for the fourth, and no part of me was like,
I wish I was out there. I was just like this is fine. I
have a baby sleeping on my chest. This is fucking awesome. So that made me feel old
because I wasn't... I'd see people at the lake or like yeah having a great time on the
fourth and no part of me was like I wish I was out there. I think the... But then that
made me feel weird. So it actually still made me sad. The baby on your chest nap. I think the... But the nap made me feel weird. So it actually still made me sad.
The baby on your chest nap might be the best nap in the world.
It might be the best nap in the entire world.
And it's something I didn't know, which I hadn't had in a while, but there's something
about like fall asleep in a recliner, lean back with the baby, also sleeping.
The beach nap with the baby?
That's top tier.
That's a delight.
Yeah, any nap that coincides with your baby's nap
is pretty good.
Isn't that dangerous?
Dangerous how?
They do say it technically is dangerous.
You're not supposed to fall asleep with your baby on top.
But like if Pat was sleeping with a baby,
I would be awake keeping an eye.
You know what I mean?
Like the card rails, you just stand there.
You just keep checking in
Donnie you're like the number one person who I would think was like man his life's gonna change the most from having a kid
Yeah
it
I've still been doing a fair amount
I think just like I used to take like week-long trips two week-long trips and eventually I might start doing at take week-long trips, two week-long trips, and eventually I might start doing
at least week-long trips again,
but I'll just have to plan them out way further in advance,
not just at the drop of a hat.
Have you traveled with the baby?
I gotta go.
We took the baby to Boston, and that's about it.
Okay.
Did it go well?
Yeah, it went pretty smooth.
I think he cried at most five to 10 minutes of the flight
the rest of the time, he was just out cold.
So yeah, it was smooth, but I do think
that's like a two hour flight.
I know my wife would love to take him to Thailand
or Europe, and I know people have done it,
and have been alright, but I think we'd have to prepare
a little bit more for that.
Yeah, build up to that.
Yeah.
What is the feeling of not being able to make your baby stop
crying in a public place?
I feel like it's when your alarm is going off in your phone.
You can't turn it off.
Times 100.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's the most helpless feeling you can have in life.
People would at least be more understanding of that, though.
But then you learn to disassociate,
and you feel nothing, at least for me. Mine've, mine have had a couple like on the floor
rolling around at the O'Hare baggage claim.
And I'm just like, who wants a Gatorade?
I like to, or a body armor, who wants a body armor?
Uh, who wants, like yeah.
As long as they're okay and like,
when they hit the tantrum age, babies different,
but once they hit the tantrum age,
you're like, nah, this'll pass.
I don't know.
You kind of go dead inside to what other people think. I can't even think of you with a baby gramps like
Don't don't do that
Yeah, it's now that I know you kids are all well he might
So how old were you when you had your first kid? I was I was
Older than most people in the south I was
2008 I was 29 okay. Yeah, I was 29 and then people in the South. I was 2008. I was 29.
OK.
Yeah, I was 29.
And then what was that face times?
I'm just doing some math.
I mean, Tom Walker starts popping off.
You might be gramps for real.
Yeah.
Tom's getting, he's, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is what it is.
Something to think about.
Something to think about.
No, I haven't had a baby in a while.
But my youngest one is nine.
He'll be 10 this November, and then I'm gonna,
I feel like that's when I just don't really have
little kids anymore.
Do you think you'll have an existential crisis
when you become a grandpa?
No.
If it happened now, your kids are too young. That would be wild. I think I'll have an existential crisis when you become a grandpa? No. If it happened now, your kids are too young.
That would be wild.
I think I'll have an existential crisis before having my grandkids.
I think what happens is your kids grow up and then you realize you don't have little
kids anymore.
You have that crisis of, oh, this is almost over.
And then the grandkid comes and refreshes the whole thing.
I think they're a big reset to taking you back.
So I'm probably a daughter of 16.
I'd say I'm 10 years away from being a grandfather.
I don't know.
But by then, I will want to get back in.
Cats in the cradle.
Indeed.
Wait, that's not a grandfather song.
That's just a circle of life. An absentee dad That's just a circle an absentee dad song
Sounded like Eddie's is trying to do busy
It's a busy dad song right it's a busy dad
No, it's just no it's a busy dad song
I don't have time for you, and then you don't have time for me when you're grown. Yeah, right
It's kind of that's the Edmund Fitzgerald for you. Yeah, I guess a cat to be in the cradle
Might as well have hit him with a Slim Shady quote
Cash in the cradle. I gotta hit you with that more now. No, don't it don't hit me with that or grams
Sorry gramps people still leash in their toddlers at airports and stuff
At theme parks. Is that something that I was leashed as a baby.
Really?
Yeah.
Were you?
Yep.
Was that because of your behavior?
Or is it just a proactive thing?
Yeah, I think I was leashed 37 years ago.
I think I was bouncing off the walls a little too much.
But I was like, maybe like five to seven I was leashed.
Okay.
No, I don't know.
I was leashed on occasion. But apparently don't know I was least leashed on occasion
But apparently Nick trainee like the first time his mom brought him to New York
He was far too old for a leash, but he was leashed
He was maybe 14 year old. I think he was in his teens. He may have been like 13
That's probably cuz she didn't want him to get stolen
Yeah, yeah, like it was their first time in New York. She probably had heard all these scary stories.
Like, no, he's not leaving my site.
On popular opinion, my thoughts on leashing kids
have slightly changed.
One's like, my back was fucked up.
And my son now, he's old enough to know,
we have a red light, green light system in the city.
If I say red light and he doesn't stop,
we're just going straight home.
But he went through this small running phase
for like six months when he first started
and I couldn't keep up with him and I was like,
I get why people leash their kids now.
Cause it's dangerous, like in certain times
where I was like, fuck I wish I had a fucking leash.
It makes sense when you explain it,
but when you see it you're like, that's fucking weird.
That's really weird that people do that.
But it does make sense.
I didn't mind the leash, but I hated the muzzle.
But no, you see that with like teachers always use it,
bringing kids one place in the field trips.
That's always cute.
That makes sense when you have like 12 kids.
And like a super crowd, I kind of get it.
Because they're fat, like they are quicker than you think.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
I mean, the whole Harambe thing, like at the zoo,
like that's scary.
Like it's for their own good, maybe. That was a gorilla. I know, but the kid wasnambe thing I get the zoo like that's scary like it's for their own good, baby
That was that was a gorilla. I know but the kid one thing
We can't put a leash on a gorilla
Felicia was on the kid he ain't getting into the tank Brandon and Harambe is alive to this day
Yeah, yeah, but you wouldn't have saved Harambe, but you wouldn't know his name if he were alive today
You would never have met him if he hadn't I don don't think Harambe cares about that's why the cats social media fame
what about like air tagging your kids that's a thing that people do
apparently really there's what's the new app you could we do that you do that
Shay yeah what's it called air tag oh. But there's a new app that you just can follow them all the way through.
It's 360?
Life360.
Thank you very much.
What's this?
I don't know this one.
You can see they have the app, you have the app, and you can see where they are at all
times to the minute.
You can see everything they do.
You can see how often they're checking their phone.
You can see how fast they're going in their car.
You can see how fast they're everything. You can see everything wherever they're on they're checking their phone. You can see how fast they're going in their car You can see how fast they're there everything you see everything wherever they are in the world, and I don't know that
You've ever seen that black mirror it's pretty crazy
No, they chipped a little girl and like the mom has the iPad and she could just kind of control whatever the girl sees
It's pretty crazy. I feel like there's a
Blank mirror done. No, they just released a new season like
People are air tagging their mincies now
Yeah, now what you got there? Yeah, we my air tags dying by the way on that
It said low battery the other day all that ever tells you is where his keys are right?
He tells you where he is, which I did see him walking out of the office yesterday like back towards the neighborhood
We all live in and his keys were still at the office
I don't know if he left his keys here or what but why are his keys always in the bathroom stall his?
His keys lead a different life than he leads
His keys go to different places. They stay long. Yeah, I don't know why like a miniature camera on his keys. I'm just
See what the hell like Dr. Strange's yeah
I'd like to know if his phone works when it's not plugged into the wall
Like 75% of the time I see him he's just like standing near wall. That's his leash
Keeps him walled. How's that pasta Brandon?
Excellent. He's so talented. Hey Kate. Do you air tag beef? I
Would actually really enjoy to see what he's up to during
Sure, there are some wives and husbands who do they do that? Yeah, no Never looked at his phone never air tagged him
Do you guys share your location with your partner? I don't I do yeah, but that's just cuz we don't know how yeah
No, I've never done. I haven't done that. I would like to with my friends just to like oh I
Would love that you want to share yeah, let's share Kate
No, why are you two okay? You don't like each other here? I know how do you?
In the in the yak group chat here also, I like I like the I so we're all doing locations
I hate if I do this then then you guys in the yak group chat can I think respond by sharing yours all right?
I love a shit. How I started sharing location all right, so I just heard back from Nick
He went to New York City with his parents
when he was in eighth grade.
Made him wear a leash.
Eighth grade.
Eighth grade.
It must have been the chain one they give to pit bulls.
Was it, can you ask him to clarify,
was it because she was afraid
he was gonna get stolen or lost?
Okay, I think probably all of the above, but.
We're sharing locations.
Oh, there you are, TJ, sweet. I think I shared mine. Yeah, I shared it, yeah, I don't know, I think it's cool. If but we're sharing locations. Oh, there you are, TJ.
Sweet.
I think I share mine.
Yeah, I share it.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think it's cool.
If you see me at a gay bar, it's just
because they have great food deals.
Yes, but I don't so well.
I think it's cool.
I think it's a cool idea to pull up your phone
and be like, oh, my friend's in Denmark.
That's cool.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
That's fun.
Everybody, I think everybody takes it
to a state of surveillance and like, oh I don't want why would I share my wife?
I don't want her snooping on what yeah
If that's if that's your attitude you probably have some serious problems in your relationship to begin with that you should be addressing
I like I'm never anywhere my wife
But would you share yours or think you smoke so you guys could have more beers like what if like you're somewhere
Yeah, I guess or like someone who could show you I guess I'm trying to be pictures of the downside would be like
Yeah, it's like smokes knew that I was a couple bars over or something. Yeah
Remember how britton's funeral turned out. Yeah, just how it all started
I think the problem with the location is sometimes it's the white lies like Brandon when he leaves early
There's a guys went to the bathroom. You're gonna see that's true
That's the little white lies is a yeah, that's a good point
Speaking of you you I got added to the chat you are an asshole in that chat
You are an asshole in that chat. No, I'm not what see any what are you?
I'm not but literally they added me to the act chat and they're they're like
It was your responsibility to had to respond and be active in the conversation for a week. That's a Dan set Yeah, sure. I was like hey Brandon for day one. What do you think of this gif?
Still hasn't replied. It still hasn't replied. I just didn't I didn't see it
I if anything you got to do that at like his name in the chat What do you think of this gif still hasn't replied still hasn't replied. I just didn't I didn't see it
If anything you got to do that at like his name in the chat. I noticed
Do you bet his number saved? No, he doesn't I know he yes, I do. He doesn't know a lot of people's numbers I know he doesn't when did you do it? I did it the day they added me like hey welcome in
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Believe did he give any cuz most of us were like yay
Nothing. Okay. Thanks for having me guys Brandon
Please react to my six man gift choice.
Because Dan was like hey, when someone's out,
he's gonna sit in.
And then I was like oh, six man.
You sent that Friday.
Friday at 2 14.
And I am driving home.
And if I'm driving home, that's an hour and a half
I'm not gonna be able to answer.
By the time I get there, something else has popped up
in the group chat, it's covered up.
That fair?
Everybody agree that's fair? I wish I don't I would not a kind of thing where you could you could like
backwards and see
Other stuff to call me an asshole for that. That's that's that's wrong. It was your it was an assignment for you
I don't just said he didn't think it was fair either
TJ's TJ though. I there's nothing I can
That's what big cat said when we added Eddie that Brandon wouldn't respond to any of his
messages.
Yeah.
He's like, see?
Big Cat even said the next day, he's like, see Eddie?
He's the worst.
You could have been like no...
I'm proud of you for not checking your phone during that whole drive.
I think I would sneak a few peeks.
See what he does to us, Eddie?
I do.
Fucked up.
I didn't see any of this.
And Friday at 512, I'm on the golf course not fair. Mmm, not fair
And if you had our location turned on you would have seen I was on number four
So you and I was playing pretty good. I had I was even par through four holes
Did you say yes after you hit the ball? Well, no, I don't do that
So you treat yourself on like a landline like if you're busy, you're just never getting back to it
You're missing that call you're missing that tax if I'm if I'm driving or if I'm if I'm
Even playing golf with my kid, which is the only time I really play golf
I'll say I look down. I'm gonna message. Oh Jack group chat. All right, I'll get that in a minute
And then I forget to go back and get it. I
Feel I think I think that's fine. Yeah, I think that's I feel like it's important like if it's important enough, if it was meant for me, somebody would text me.
So because the group chat does be cooking sometimes.
The group chat goes crazy.
The mostly sports group chats pretty crazy.
That one's even crazier.
And I don't always.
You walk away for an hour, you come back, you got 47 text messages.
I helicopter into that one.
I helicopter into this one.
I didn't see it, Eddie. I I apologize. Okay I don't care.
I only cared because it was it was a task you had to do. I don't remember being
assigned the task. You guys remember right? Did I get assigned the task on a Friday? You can't
give homework on a Friday. You can't give homework on a Friday. I'll accept that.
Can I parents can we talk sure?
homework It's something I've been wanting to do ever since I was a child
We should try to get together and ban ban homework from schools homework is stupid. It is at some places
They're there for seven hours a day. They have plenty of time to do the work. Why do they have to work when they're at home? Yeah
Also, did you know recess is only like 15 minutes now?
I'm sure that varies from school to school
I had this Instagram account of moms who like are on a crusade to make recess long grabs like yeah
I'm all for that 15 minutes
I went to tour a couple schools for my son elementary schools like that makes sense and the one school bragged like we have
The other schools all have 15. We have 20 minute recess. I was like for a four-year-old. So this is a widespread thing. It's like across the country
Recess is like 15 minutes. You can't
Think we had maybe an hour
We had did we are just the perspective longer felt longer
I think we know we sure that 15 minutes is nothing that That's I think we went to lunch at 12 got done
At one it was 30 for lunch and 30 for reason can't even get a full inning of kickball. We would play whole kickball games
Yeah, we would
That's crazy anyway, what you would you just said is crazy. Yeah, that's fucking crap. My sister's kids schools are no homework
That's good. That's good
Works bullshit and she's like it's a it's a new strategy by some schools.
Did y'all ever have a King of the Playground moment,
like a highlight from the playground?
Because one time we were doing the swings,
and I just waited way too late to swing up in the air.
And I was jumping out.
You know how you swing and then you jump out?
I waited way too late, and I swung out on the incline,
but I somehow landed it, and kids liked it.
The King of the Playground.
It was like, whoa.
Brandon. Yeah. Then in my mind, they did liked it. It was like, whoa! Brandon, Brandon.
Then in my mind they did chant that.
That was awesome.
I'd like to swing.
We should have swings.
I remember when Heather Mitchell tried to surf down
the sliding board on her coat.
Uh oh.
And her arm snapped right off, not off, but.
What a dumb bitch.
It's been a cast for a long time.
What a dumb bitch, Heather.
Heather, yeah.
It looked cool before it ended.
Yeah.
What are you doing, Heather?
The sliding board?
Pat makes fun of me for calling it Pat.
The slide is what you're...
I always say sliding board.
I don't know if that's...
Just say slide, though.
It makes him crazy, too.
The sliding board?
The slide.
We have a plastic one in our house, and he's always like, quit calling it sliding board.
You have a plastic slide.
Sliding board.
I call it sliding board.
The hell? Anybody else own board for sliding board? That's crazy. Never heard of sliding board. You have a plastic slide. Sliding board, I call it sliding board. The hell?
Anybody else own board for sliding board?
That's crazy.
Never heard of sliding board.
Really?
That'd be a board you use on the slide.
I'll go with sliding board.
If anything.
I cannot be the only one.
I think you are in this room.
Are you talking about a sled?
Sliding board.
Sliding board?
No.
The thing you get on that goes around and around
makes everybody dizzy, what do you call that?
A merry-go-round? I'm merry go round?
Spinner? Carousel?
The thing that you sit on that goes up and down I go high you go low.
Seesaw. Seesaw, okay. You don't call it teeter totter or anything.
Oh I've heard teeter totter. I'm just checking your vernacular here. Seesaw. Seesaw, okay good.
Seesaw sucked. Playgrounds in general
aren't too fun everyone up?
Yeah, I think you're right
The the more dangerous the playgrounds we had were way better than the playgrounds they
have now.
Oh, there's some awesome ones now.
They're much safer and everything.
Dude, you know what I love about playgrounds now?
There's like a little park around by my house and I go over to the park and then I was
walking across like the playground area not too long ago.
The fucking cushy cushion,
the ground, what are they putting in that stuff?
It's nice, right?
Oh my God, why don't we make everything out of that?
Yeah, the whole world out of it.
I'm just sitting there like I'm at a playground
just bouncing up and down like it's a trampoline.
Like this doesn't make any sense, this is incredible.
Kate, have you experienced, I think it's one of the most frustrating things as a parent,
being at the playground with your two kids,
and there are kids at the playground
that are five, 10 years too old to be at that playground,
and then they're just ruining it for everybody?
Yes, but then I feel bad because they're still kids,
and where are they supposed to go and hang out,
and what are they supposed to do?
So then I don't think that pragmatically.
Sometimes I'm like, fuck, that's got to be
so. And then two, I think my kids are also too young to be on the playground equipment
sometimes that I let them on. Yeah. Like Maggie, that Maggie Daly Park, Millennium Park or
whatever. Some of those are like designed for 12 year olds and I'm letting my one and
a half year old go up there. I'm like, Hey, that 10 year old's being whatever. And I'm
like, no, I'm the bad parent. I'm the shithead
What are the older kids doing like playing wood chips, or they just they get real into aggressive tag
And yeah, and like beating the shit out of each other for fun knocking knocking the little kids over yeah
Are you a parent that goes into the bounce house? I?
Can't anymore, but yes, it's block party season. We were just my son was riding a mechanical bull the other day
Oh, yeah, yeah, I used to go into the bounce house. You would kids will go crazy getting adults in the bounce house
Jump them up and stuff throw your kid across the bounce house. Yeah. Yeah, that's fun. It gets crazy in those things
Yeah, it gets rough. It's bananas and getting out somehow is way harder than getting in
But that's just me being an old fat load, but getting out is hard
Sometimes you crawl out and you think all right. Well now what do I do and I would just I just fall
I just let my body fall out like it's giving birth to me roll out. Yeah, I
Have an exciting update for people who I think probably every second
of the day since I first brought this up, people were like, what's the update? What's
happening? Do you remember like a year ago when I found out I was doing stuff I found
on telephone poles? Yeah. And I like band name thing went to see the astrologist and
I faxed band names to this mystery number and blah, blah, blah. In the middle of your
little knickknack board over there.
I don't know if we can zoom in.
There's no one sitting there now.
Hold on to the knickknack, Gavin.
Wait a second.
What's in the very middle there?
What is Mercenaries of Gredaris?
That's the Kickstarter is here.
Does anyone remember this at all?
No, probably not.
I remember you doing this. I don't remember the the what are they called? I don't remember the specific
Burson this guy was like trying to kickstart his own
There's his own version of it's almost like a Dungeons and Dragons type game
but one of the characters is a mop and another is a piece of cheese and
I characters as a mop and another is a piece of cheese and I
Guy saw I saw that I said I'm gonna donate to this. It's a board game
It's a board game, but it's like a live-action roleplay board game
But it can be it's the alternative to Dungeons and Dragons. It can be played in an hour or less
Instead of taking a whole weekend
So boys no mark no
Mercenaries of Gridaras?
Mm-hmm.
Shout out to any other Yakkers
who also just recently got their Mercenaries of Gridaras.
I don't know that you're talking to anybody right now,
but okay.
How many people can play?
Don't say like six to eight.
Six to eight?
Honest to God, that is it.
It's like six for six to eight people.
All right, I'll sit out then.
We have too many.
That's copy number 22 of
1500 well, I want to keep it in the box so it keeps early, but I was wondering if you guys wanted to not now
Maybe a game night. Maybe we could have like someone famous sign it so we can't open it
Like mincy yeah
Does he know what a no cursive?
Like mincy yeah
Does he know cursive? I think he knows his name so this was one of the the this was just on a telephone pole found it on a telephone
Pole I looked up the guy who made it. It's
Hammercraft studios on Instagram. I looked it up in the guys like he's like a local comedy guy who wanted to make a quicker
Dungeons and Dragons sort of oh, so it might be funny
It's kind of the characters are really goofy and silly
Dragon sort of oh so it might be funny
It's kind of the characters are really goofy and silly
And the ads for it were very silly and I said let me hold the box
Let me hold the box and see what happens. I'm interested in this
Why did you throw that figurine on the ground? Yeah, that seems like you shouldn't do that I think has a tax on it. You just disrespected it
I've been putting a lot of little knickknacks on your shelf
Right. I don't want that on my shelf. So I put I throw it on the ground. Oh
alright
mercenaries of good dares I
Feel like that's exactly what Nick Torany would be doing if he wasn't hired by bar. He would be two to five players designing games on Kickstarter
What I want to make Rudy and them do it on his stream one day and play like sellers a katana
You guys ever played that no. Oh, yeah
Titus is a sneaky board. I love board games. Yeah
Nick is as well, right? Yeah, I think he loves board games. Yeah, he took like a class in college like board games
Okay, Jerry's is like he was a minor in board games in college
I think hard based space capturing game where it where two to five players compete against each other
by hiring ridiculous mercenaries to battle and capture the last 16 battlefields remaining
in the land of Gredaris.
And look his mom gave it five stars.
That was really funny.
Oh that's funny.
She gave it four and a half stars.
Mom says four and a half.
That's funny.
It says ages 14 to 100 is like
why do you think a 13 year old can't mess with mercenaries of gridars I'll
play this okay really yeah I would love to do it on a live
show with Rudy and then one night so anybody who's interested sorry to derail
the show mercenaries of gridar spot super excited you know you do those
kickstarts you forget yeah and then like a year and a half later in the mail you get something you're like, oh, yeah
Actually, I've never done one, but I this has made me want to do one
We're gonna get a blog from Kate tomorrow. Sorry for ruining. Yeah
Like Jeff D. Lowe's lunchbox remember that oh, yeah
Look obsessed with that kickstart and lunchbox. I kept getting delayed
And then he got it and I think he auctioned it off on here, right?
Did he like that? Yeah, I'm gonna sign it I
Feel like you have a sign it or something that might have been a whatnot stream that we did
Yeah, we gave away a bunch of stuff
Which I might have to just end up when you call whatnot back and see if I started off loading some
Of this shit. Well, we're so good about the lunchbox
Danny Danny, Danny, if you could pull it up teach it was oh, honey
It was just very it had a lot of compartments in it. It's very bento bento boxy, right?
It took him a long time to get it, right?
It took because it kept getting delayed and it just became a storyline
Like when is this thing ever gonna be made in high school?
Eddie used the lunchbox that had the freezer
compartment at the bottom and he bring his own spoon for his soup every day
then have to go back to his locker and put it in before he's I was never a
thermos guy well y'all were y'all lunchbox kids or were you cafeteria kids
the whole time because I didn't become a cafeteria kid to like fifth grade brown
paper bag brown bag that if anything yeah drank a 90 degree Capri Sun every day.
Or if I did get lunch money,
I would get two Otis Spunkmeyer cookies and a Snapple.
Oh.
My school didn't have a cafeteria,
so we just had our dusks.
It's crazy.
What, where did you go to school?
Like prison.
Didn't have a cafeteria.
How did you get food?
We were brown bagged.
They didn't serve you lunch?
Yeah, you eat in the classroom? Yeah, they had like I had lunch
They would bring and you could order if you wanted to but it was just like hot pack cold pack kind of thing
So make sense. No
It'd be like a hot lunch system, but that still is an answer where you guys would eat every day our desk
So you didn't have the whole lunch table experience
in high school? Yeah, in high school I did. That's a big experience. Grammar school I
did not. So I was telling freshman year I got it. Those first couple days of school
of sophomore, junior, and senior year is everybody's jostling and figuring out where they're going
to sit for the year. Everybody's going for the, and then for whatever reason, where you
sit the first and second day is where you're sitting for the rest of ever forever ever then you end up sitting
by yourself getting things thrown at you from everybody have that friend that
bought in the the water bottle of vodka and got in trouble during like third I'm just kidding. Yes, I was. Once again, Heather Mitchell.
Was busy.
I bet you had, how many Heathers do you have? We were, we live in a Heather rich environment back then.
A lot of Heathers, a lot of Ambers.
Ambers were a problem. A lot of Ashley's, a lot of Amanda's.
Some Stephanie's.
When we showed up at Camp Barstool still the first time that was like the one lunch table-esque experience
I've had I kept on going from cabin to cabin be like, oh, can I sleep here? And they're like, no, this is my bunk
Oh, can I sleep here? Now? This is my bunk. Yeah, they're signed down the line. Yeah, see that
What do we yeah, I think I think they they assigned it so I won't have my feelings hurt
There's someone your bunk is really funny
Actually, I don't know why do you how do you know?
Where's the list yeah make the list I took no I didn't make it but uh
Who's receiving from the list who was I with that told me the bunks?
Goldfinger, I think maybe was it goldfin. I don't know access to someone or Cory to find it
I have access to something
Yeah, I haven't none of us have seen it. There's I may it may be
Unofficial like it may be still be be jays my and it might be being held in order to not cause
Arguments is mine funny. Let me see there was something funny about yours. I don't know find this
See if mine's funny your top on Cody's bottom
I Don't know if this see if mine's funny your top on Cody's bottom um I
Don't know if funny is the right word
Kind of random though right if there's some random addition. It's I mean I don't know should I leak them No, I guess not if it's not a thing
Just just give me one day sleep marks Brandon Walker
That's all I'm with Brandon. Yeah, that, just just give me one name like marks Brandon Walker. Oh, I'm with Brandon. That's fine Connor Griffin
Hmm, this is random. This is not the one I've heard spider
Okay T-bob
Yeah, that makes sense
me
Yeah, this is not the what's mostly plus spider you
So no, it's definitely not the one I heard. Oh the one I heard I was I was like how did that happen?
What is your I care now? I have to remember who told it to me
Was that niggie smokes birthday? They probably changed a lot. They probably did they're probably not even set now
But I remember specifically them being like Titus and this guy like how did that happen?
Wish it happened
Something to monitor. Something to watch over.
Kate, you're looking forward to camp to rekindle the romance with White Sox Dave?
With hair now? He might be too good for me.
I don't know.
He was too good for you last year.
Could be.
I'm excited. I want to do more like...
Camp stuff? Yeah. Like I want to do more like... Camp stuff?
Yeah.
Like I want to take a canoe out in the morning and I want to do...
I was hiking in the woods and stuff.
I was like getting out of the woods.
You fishing?
Yeah, a little bit.
I told you all about the camp girl that followed me out in the kayak last year, right?
What?
No.
I got in a kayak to go out and I paddled and I turned around and there was a young whatever they were there were camp camp workers
She was 20 21 years old and she just followed me and I would stop she would stop and I would
Go and I finally said you know I can kind of cross it and she said they told me not she was Australian
But I can't she said they told me not to let you go across the lake by yourself
not she was Australian but I can't she said they told me not to let you go across the lake by yourself you specifically like anybody I was probably
cuz your canoe look like a seesaw yeah it was it was there were a couple of
moments where it was touch and go but like I was she just following and she
never told me until I just came out and asked her she followed me across the
whole lake just she's your life guard. She was I had a personal lifeguard
Yeah, and did you feel like I got to go back so she's not stuck on the lake
I would have been anxious no I didn't know damn then I just started really relaxing
Were you wearing a life jacket? No?
I think you like camp rules you at least need one on the vessel. I probably have one on the vessel
Oh, okay, I I don't I don't know but I was like that I was like on four feet of water, too
It was it was a weird experience and then we discovered the pickleball court like halfway through so now we know it's there the whole time
Jay, I got into four square last year
Like a lot of us did I think we played with the trampoline four square that we played there was like no
Remember there was a huge basketball court and we were all in a line
Yeah, we had a line and we would wait
There was like a good several hours a day for school. I don't remember that yeah, it's where werewolf was bored
Yeah for us at least also. I don't know what the rules are but
Driving up there in the bus. There's a couple really good in the middle of nowhere
Wisconsin Dive Bar Supper Clubby places. I think we're flying now. Yeah, we're not taking the bus. There's no buses
But what if I sneak out? Oh, yeah, I thought about sneaking out more this year
I'm thinking about bringing Tommy too, but I'm still gonna drive because I like to drive back. Yeah, we're driving
I liked looking around I like man taking I'd stop at my man teak spot on the way back
So I want to make sure I do that. I don't think it's sneaking out when you're like 40
You look behind you I just go all out
Yeah, I don't think it's look behind you that girls following you
Did you guys ever work as camp counselors? I we didn't have camps
I did but it wasn't it was just at the Chicago Park District. So it's not like a really overnight college. Did you?
Yeah, I was a sleepaway camp counselor
and I got kicked out of camp halfway through.
So you're allowed one day off, off the premises,
and so I was invited to a house party,
went to it, towards the end of the party,
someone's like, hey, do you want some weed?
I'm not gonna smoke it.
And I was like, maybe at some point,
I put it in my pocket,
completely forgot that even happened. And then went back to camp, was in charge of about eight kids,
and the camp does your laundry. So you had weed at the camp. And so they found a nugget of weed.
And the saddest thing is I couldn't say goodbye to my campers. We had just got to the point where
my campers really liked me. and then all of a sudden they
Go away for lunch. I get called into the front office and they're like you need to leave camp immediately
We have a zero tolerance on weed and that was news to me that I even had weed and so they just like a car
Picked me up
Drove me away from camp and all my campers came back after lunch and there was like, where's our counselor?
They're like, yeah, he's he's gone. This is a content idea Donnie go say
goodbye to your campers. Yeah find them. I talked to my co-counselor he was like they were
devastated. They were sad. How old were they? They were maybe like nine and how many years it was I?
Was in high school I think at the time maybe like
32 year old people watching the end dudes are almost there. Yeah. Yes, it was can you should go find all of them?
Alright if you went to camp
Berkshire Mountains in Western Massachusetts, and you were one of my campers.
I wanna hear from you.
Need that closure.
What if they're all addicted to weed now,
and they're all jail for?
I never smoked weed near them.
I never smoked weed at camp.
It was like, on our day off,
we were away from camp at a random house party.
So never accept drugs from strangers.
No days off for a camp counselor, man.
That's the rule.
It was very sad. My parents were traveling, so I got dropped off at my grandparents house Oh, he just dropped me there, and I had to explain the whole thing to my grandparents
That sucks. Yeah, thanks. I was addicted to camp shows growing up like bug juice
There's one that it was MTV or was it that
Yes, and the romances and that girl
I and I still think about her mm-hmm camp on a wanna we hold you in our hearts
Yeah, and when we think about you it makes us wanna
Salute your shorts that was slew your shorts, and then okay, and then bug juice doesn't come in a jar
Okay, and then bug juice doesn't come in a jar great one
That's onk
Yeah, we need our own camp arsele theme song rhone I say this to what time is it game time? Oh
one oh nine I Don't know about you guys, but I've been dying for the last day and a half to know more about
Fun run or whatever. It's called. What's it called? Jay Sun run Sun run
Well, I had a question for che that was
She you're looking it up ending your entire life for this new
Power solar power thing. Yeah, it's it's a it's a hefty idea I've done a lot of research, but I got a knock on the door like three weeks ago
Guy was very nice. We've progressed in conversations and then on Sunday. He came into my house for a range meeting
I thought I was gonna be like 30 minutes 80 minutes
Our 20 okay
minutes our 20 okay just hour and a half round around a little more than an hour all right well at the end I'm like he's signing documents to give consent for
estimates and people have take pictures of the roof and all this stuff and I
slow it up and like all right I had to run a couple things by the misses which
is partially excuse partially true and, I need to run a couple things by the misses, which is partially excused, partially true.
Um, and then I wanted to do more research because I did get a lot more
information from that session.
Um, and I've talked to a lot of people, a lot of people from Sun Run, uh, the
Sun Run official account DMed me.
Um, a lot of people that used to work in solar and yeah, very interesting.
I am pretty in on the idea of solar
However, after talking to a bunch of people including people that worked on solar people
Some people worked here and I got like random text messages from people that work at barstool. Um
We decided to pass so I actually called my son run
Rep yesterday and had to like break up with him, which was rough
After 80 minutes. Yeah
I mean we were you know
10 to
15 minute conversations the past couple weeks, so it was this has been an ongoing saga
He tweeted so if you could pull up the tweets, I
Couldn't be more locked in about how
There it is. I got solicited door to door by this company, Sunrun,
pitching cheaper electricity if we install
some type of battery in our home.
Is this a scam or bad?
Electric bill has been pretty high with ComEd
and I kind of feel like a sucker,
but I may switch.
Any downside, question mark?
Yeah, a lot of people, so many people reached out,
both in the thread calling a scam or whatever,
and then DMs with actually pretty good information.
I'd say.
The majority opinion was scam?
Majority, yeah.
Okay.
A decent solar option, a scam,
not a prudent investment, a savvy long-term play.
So the ultimate reason why we're not gonna go with it
is when I initially heard the pitch,
I thought it was not necessarily solar panels, but a way to save energy where they install some type of
battery in our home but what it is is it's solar panels it's called Sun Run
solar yeah I thought there were a few options I mean just hearing about a new
power source that you didn't think existed.
The sun?
From someone knocking on your door is interesting.
And in a way, you know, we had a like 300 plus power bill.
Tell me more about the sun.
That is, yeah.
Do you have the 80 minute tweet?
Do we know like how it was a scam?
It seems like a decent idea on paper.
Yeah, it seems fine.
It is, it is.
That's why I'm like kind of idea on paper. Yeah, it seems fine. It is, it is. Solar panels are...
That's why I'm kind of in on solar.
You love solar panels?
It's just that we live in...
80-minute meeting with a Sunrun salesman discussing internally, but I may be a Sunrun
guy now.
Wow, you ultimately broke up with him though.
Yeah, why did you not do it?
What's the...
So we just moved into a new house last year. Basically it is a 15 year commitment.
And it was, they have some term for it, I forget.
But basically you're leasing the solar panels.
You will get paid for it.
And what was appealing to me was your energy bill
would be flat every month.
So it would be, he quoted us at 154 bucks.
So I was like, all right, great.
Like sign me up for that.
But after speaking with someone here
who used to do that type of work,
we just got a new roof last year.
They'd have to drill hundreds of holes in our roof
and that could lead to leaks and stuff like that,
which ultimately was not worth the savings.
And you're not even, you don't get to keep them either.
It's not part of the house.
It doesn't build equity in the house.
They're leasing them. So they threw out a fact that was homes that
have solar panels sell for on average a little over 4% more than homes that do
not however after looking more into that that is if you own the solar panels
where if you're writing it there is like some type of you basically have to
convince the people that are buying to take over the lease
Yeah, which they said was seamless, but I doubt it. Yeah
I had another question based on your tweets and maybe Eddie's had thoughts about this too. Is your Cubs fandom a bit?
No, I'm watching I'm watching because where this is a huge series against the Brewers
So last night when you were like a tough loss RIP Ryan O'Brien, by the way you
broke that news to me.
Because they broke it on the broadcast.
You broke that news to me.
I found out Ryan Sandberg died via your tweet.
But your next one was tough third inning for our all-star pitcher and then the last one
was like tough loss.
We had a big lead and our all-star pitcher was out there.
Bad loss for the Cubs up three nothing with your red hot all-star pitcher going.
You lose eight four. Cubs dropped a second in L central it feels it feels like you're inside the house and you're making fun of them a little bit
No, I'm not I genuinely want the Cubs win. I have I
Know the tone of those tweets seemed a little very magic Johnson a little mocking a little mocking
No, I generally want the Cubs win first off
I have a future on the Cubs to just make the NLCS. Am I wrong?
Yeah, it felt
A little like hitting a quota just to let people know he had the game on. Yeah
Right Eddie performative also RIP rhino
God dad. Yeah, he did I could have been talking about the wrestler but the red rhino. No the way spelled it was correct. I'll give him that
But like are you gonna be posting about Steve Bartman on the anniversary?
My Cubs fandom asserted this year, right?
That's my thing with Ryan Sandberg was like what our IP rhino. What did Ryan Sandberg mean to you exactly?
he was the first cub I'd ever heard of when I was a younger kid, but
Sandberg mean to you exactly he was the first cub I'd ever heard of when I was a younger kid, but
Not that much, but he is a he's a cubs. He's a cubs legend and he died at his point It feels like that's your you're hitting your quote of like I have to remind everybody
I'm a Cubs fan, so I have to do RIP right now. I mean. I hope you rest in peace. That's the whole point of quote
He died yesterday
Yeah, I
Raised awareness Brandon was not aware until
he saw my tweet okay well I mean awareness is a weird way to say it yeah
I mean I did find out through your doing a port I would have found out seconds
later as I got to the next tweet sure fair RIP Rhino yeah seems like a good guy
very beloved figure I hear he's he was an incredibly nice guy
And I like you he was probably the first cub super
He was my first cub superstar back when the Cubs had
More national reach than they even do now because we all watch Cubs games in the afternoon in the summer
I don't think kids grew up like that anymore. Yeah, we used to get that channel WGN
Yeah, they would be on it was them
That's where they were games. Yeah, Jay. Do you have a casual interest in any team?
In any sport Oh
Of any kind of any is there I mean I'll cheer for like the Chicago Stars my wife likes like soccer
So that's pretty casual and I'll bet on them. You wouldn't like buy their jersey or
They gave this to me. So I wouldn't I wouldn't jersey or wear that. They gave this to me so I wouldn't pay money for that.
No.
Chicago sky a little bit.
Yeah.
Is there anybody that's like, I like them, but I'm going to be honest with you, man.
Like I don't even know where we're at in the standing draft.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm not dedicating my summer to this team.
I'm trying.
I guess I had to pick a favorite, you know, no, I mean, I hockey team, I'd pick them, but I honestly, I don't really, no.
I mean, I like the Blackhawks logo,
but I'm not gonna watch hockey.
But I mean, like most things,
if I'm interested in it, I go in head first, 100%.
I mean, you realize moving to Chicago
and then picking up the local team
and saying you're a big fan of them is kind of pandering.
So you realize that, right?
Eddie, you can take it.
People were really mad at us for this whole thing, too.
Well, people are just mad.
Yeah, true.
Were people mad at you about the Blackhawks?
Who?
No, but this is Che.
No, but we weren't.
That's what I said.
I was like, you've got to realize it's a Che problem.
I said in the clip, I was like, it's a little off-putting.
I was like, that's the whole theme of this show.
Che's a little off-putting. Well, I was trying the whole theme of this show Chase a little off-putting well
I was trying to love Che what I was trying to ask before the Bartman thing like where exactly do you cross the line if?
You haven't yet like what if Che walks in with a 2016 World Series champ shirt?
No, I've been pretty transparent like I'm not I I don't claim that like I started being a fan this year
And I'm doing it mainly for my kids because I think it'd be cool if they grew up with cuz fans and my son's taking
A big interest in baseball. I like that. I like that. So um, yeah like do am I
I'm not gutted. I'm disappointed. They didn't win yesterday
I think this is a tight race in the standings and I would like to see them win
But it's not going to destroy my week if they lose two out of three to the Brewers certainly
I want them to win and i'll be rooting for them every step of the way
But you know, I think what eddie's saying like the RIP Rhino using like we and ours like
Like you're you just started dating a girl first month, and you're already telling her you love her I
Love the Cubs
Careful man loves the Cubs be careful. You said it that was interesting for what?
3,500 feet
What did I yeah you're the one who brought the conversation out. Oh, yeah, I did I just thought I think it's
The it felt mocking his tone mocking the guy died
It was the it was the you know our all-star pitcher out there tough loss for us Cubs fans
I felt a little mocking no, I'm generally rooting rooting for cups when every step the way and Matthew boys
Uh also, but he's a long shot to on the Cy Young, but he's a very good pitcher and got Shelley yesterday
Yeah, so you're tweeting just like chief, uh-huh. What's wrong with that? Nothing. I guess I I thought it was interesting
Yes, but your IP Rhino was was pitch perfect tweet that was was well said
They broke it on the air.
I had to let the people know.
Why does he keep taking everything as defensive?
I don't know.
No, I'm not offended by that.
I thought it was the appropriate time.
Just found out he died.
May he rest in peace.
That's exactly when you would say it.
Tough ending for our all-star pitcher.
Yeah.
I think you have four runs?
That's a good update for the Cubs fans.
Does this mean, TJ, that we have, we need to run a gauntlet today?
Yes, sir.
All right.
All right, well, T-J, we have a gauntlet today.
I don't know who wants to do it.
How?
Is there anybody in the building that isn't normally in the building
I mean Nicky Smokes did walk by that's true other than him in
Captain Ferd
Yeah, I don't know he was hit has he ever done it has he done it as why do you why do you why do you miles?
Why do miles himself? It's coming over on himself? Has Connie ever done it?
Oh, Cody has done it. A good time too.
Evo had a really good time his first time, right?
Everybody's done it, right?
Everybody's done it.
It's been done.
Has Kadek done it?
Kadek sucks though.
Trying to think of newer, Is Danny Jackal here?
She was here yesterday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whoever she was with, that guy looked like he would crush the gauntlet.
Yeah that's her cameraman I think.
Yeah.
That guy looked like a D1 athlete.
I may or may not have gone up to him and asked him if... and called him my rash.
Listen, uh...
What?
I was looking for my rash.
You had black hair.
You both had black hair.
I was looking for my rash.
That was the only person I was looking for.
And I walked up there.
Three foot height difference.
Huge height difference.
They don't even look kind of alike.
But I don't go up north a lot.
Okay.
I don't go up north.
You even said it yesterday.
You were saying, what are you doing up here?
It was weird to see you up there.
Oh, you're upstairs. So you were out of your element. I was out of my element already the the elevation was getting to me
I was losing was losing oxygen by the minute sure
Zupy the stairs Zupy. I saw him that earlier today. Zupy is is in fact here
Has Wyatt done one in clogs? No, why it's never done one clogs. Wyatt has done one, but not in clogs. Okay.
Zupy hasn't done it.
Has Steph done it, right?
Should I look around?
Steph, you've done it?
Yes, I believe so.
Yeah, go find somebody, Dana.
I've done it once, I was not happy with my time.
Would you like to do it again?
Yeah.
That didn't seem fair.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I would.
I did horrible on the cornhole that really fucked me last time
But Luke Holmes in the cornhole. Oh
First shot didn't even touch the rim. Yeah, that was sick. Impressive special stuff. I
Was getting nervous when I'm running with them
When we get to basketball, I'm like if we bog down on bass
That's the it's the most embarrassing one to bog down on, I think.
You bog down on cornhole, whatever.
You bog down on soccer, okay, there's a goalie.
You bog down on baseball, I guess baseball could be better.
Baseball could be tough.
But basketball, basketball's like, I don't know.
I will say from a ladies' perspective,
seeing all these different fellas
doing the different sports,
the bad basketball shot is the one that gives the...
That sticks out the most.
Is the one I'm like, I don't care if they can't,
but then it's a bad basketball shot, I'm kinda like, ugh.
Because the football thing, it's fake footballs
and the hole's like four feet off the ground,
so you're not gonna look like Tom Brady
throwing it anyway. Right, right.
Though this is just a pure basketball shot.
Yeah, every now and then there just a pure basketball shot. Yeah.
Every now and then there's a shot you see
that hurts a little.
Like you're the lesser of a man.
Yeah.
Shoot a basketball, yeah.
But that's okay.
I had to shoot it underhand, so who am I?
I agree, we should measure everybody by their ability.
To shoot a basketball from three point range specifically?
And casual clothing.
You do well with that? Never done it. Okay that never done it okay never been asked
so donnie don it's you i think danie's looking for somebody if danie didn't find anybody let's
just let wonton did you find anybody blake blake no no not with the cast not with the cast you can't
we can't let that be all right one time. You're all right
What's up, Blake?
Sorry Blake you gotta get that wrist better. It's good Blake
You didn't yeah, how the way Kate just shitting all over bad-looking basketball shots
Rightest Donnie's getting ready to go and we know
We know what Donnie's jump shot looks like
Yeah, you make it yeah Maybe things have changed Donnie's getting ready to go and we know, we know what Donnie's jump shot looks like. Yeah.
He can make it, yeah.
Maybe things have changed, never know.
Someone DM'd me, they said you need to push on your taint
to get all the piss out.
They DM'd you that?
Yeah.
Someone took the time to DM you to tell me
I need to push on my taint to get the pee out.
That's what somebody used some of their time for on the turf
Okay, all right, you know why they call it your taint
Why because it taint your dick hole and it taint your asshole. We know we know why they yeah, but we don't use dick hole
We knew that we knew that part
I don't know, but... We knew that.
We knew that part.
Lovin'?
Lovin'.
I gotta say too, in the Chaos Yesterday show, I don't think the Kate cocksucker moment got
enough love.
Great cocksucker.
That was incredible.
It came out way wrong.
You said it with such confidence, too.
It was like louder than any other sentence you've said.
It was great.
I didn't say it the right way.
Good cocksucker.
Good cocksucker.
Good. There was supposed to be a comma. Good comma. You said I didn't say it the right good cocksucker
There was a comma good cocksucker, but it came out as good cocks. What do you think of Kate good?
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What do you need in this hot weather? All right, you ready?
Yep. Three, two, one, go. Hold on. He's fine. Let him go.
What is... Do y'all always play this music?
Dona, you can get closer to that green line too. I'm over here.
Always out there. What are you doing? It. That didn't. Why aren't you up?
I just figured I'd sit in for this one.
I don't know. Do you know?
Maybe go out there. Obviously.
Jesus.
Oh, this is a bad start.
Like the hole.
All right. Nope.
Is one time bad around the hole. Here we go. Jesus. This is a bad start.
Is one time bad around the hole?
He's got a kid.
Yeah, he took him forever.
He's 37. He finally has first gear.
Like, welcome to life, dude. Embarrassing.
There we go.
He knocked one in.
All right.
Now this goalie takes everything a little personally.
He's really damn good.
Okay, well Don just kind of cheated.
I don't like how the goalie does that.
Where he throws the ball away so far.
Wow, look at that!
Quick feet!
That's a lockwood?
Is that what you're all telling me? That's a lockwood. Is that is that where you're all telling me?
That's a lockwood.
OK, the goalie.
Yeah, that's a lockwood is of the lockwood variety.
Yeah, it's a lockwood cousin.
No kidding. Yeah.
That's why I so dull of face.
That look fine.
Oh, they're really being sticklers out there today.
I would have let those pass.
I hope, I hope one time this kid doesn't watch this.
I know.
I believe his name is Owen, by the way.
Is that supposed to be coming?
Are we talking about the only...
Oh, Lockwood, Lockwood.
Oh, I see, I see.
Who are you guys talking about? Sorry. The person we had just mentioned. Oh, I see. Who are you guys talking about?
Sorry.
The person we had just mentioned.
Oh, I wasn't listening to you.
Oh, this isn't giving the ick.
He's fine.
Whoa.
It's not giving you the ick?
Well, then you just don't have an ick.
It's got a very straight arm thing going on at the end.
There's a lot of body movement that ends up just being the arm.
Titus what I can't quite verbalize what he's doing wrong, but it's
something with the arms. The body participates in the shot
and then it bails out because the arms takes over the rest.
He switched it though and eventually.
He's not there it is come on
All right seven original members of the
Seven and the boys nine running backs over 10k rushing yard geography
Seven milk options at Starbucks oat six countries to make these Oman whole scam
Oat. Six countries to make these brands.
Oat, almond, whole, skim.
Yeah, OK.
Top right, top right.
Country to make LEGO, country to make Lululemon,
country to make Prada.
Six countries to make these what?
Brands.
Oh.
LEGO, Lululemon, Prada, Samsung, Lexus, and IKEA.
OK, IKEA, Sweden, and then Samsung, Korea, South Korea
and then
Trailer Park boys fucking trailer park Ricky
Ricky 10 Kevin calls
and
Lou fucking Ricky bubbles and
Fuck four teams. I yep 76 years and then 12
Kevin Costner sports movies draft day yeah that'll do it I'll do it yep that's
it right well once again the cornhole fucked me god damn it chasing dreams
wait who's the third trailer part boy? Julian. I definitely I had the J.
Fallen US. Oh, I didn't know.
Lululemon's Canadian.
Canadian. From Canada.
Canada.
What was the final time?
3.41.
Gonna put you around like number set and number.
Not. 75.
So I wasn't using my feet at all at first
with the basketball shots and there no you weren't you were using them to wind
up and then your arm just said I got this boys and yeah yeah and then once I
was like no your feet and your arms have to work together together yeah then
yeah right behind Jennings Dunker Iowa offensive tackle beat Gunnar Henderson Oh
Was that that was Jennings dunker the that was the
Yeah, that was the bloodman Charizard. That's right
But yeah, don't have much to say for myself it was it was the basketball Did you did way better than last year you?
Yeah, I don't know how that's possible. Yeah
So that's year. Yeah I don't know how that's possible. Yeah so that's good. Yeah
yeah just gotta just gotta use my feet when shooting basketball in the cornhole the the board fucked me that wasn't me. Got fucked by the board. Yeah accountability.
You're glowing now you look good. When are you leaving? You you leaving tonight no I'm leaving like 2 30 okay yeah
all right I was gonna say if you're flying at night and then you got a full day of how
much time in your mind do you think that's gonna take tomorrow to walk tip to tip in
Manhattan 12 hours no it will definitely be under 12. We've got, I think, it depends how many pit stops we're taking, and if we're taking like
breathers just to get some air conditioning, but I think it will take 6 to 8 hours.
Like at 2 o'clock, a 95 degree day in New York City is going to be fucking miserable.
Would you say this is more Rohn's thing or your thing in the sense that who has, who
can bail if there's one person that's like, I think it's going to be, you finish this.
I, I, yeah, we, we, I'll start it with you, but like, I got to get out of here.
I think it's going on rone.com YouTube page. So I think like he definitely can't bail.
He can't bail. Yeah. But you theoretically, if you get like eight hours in and you're like halfway you could theoretically just be like
Yeah, unless ron wants to if you put it on my youtube page and then he can bail. Yeah
I'd be open to that if he's worried about having another one of you. Yeah. No, I don't think we're gonna bail
You're not you're not bailers. I just built for that kind of thing
Yeah, like if it becomes a hellish stream like who's who's taking the brunt of it? You're not bailers. You're not bailers. You guys are both built for that kind of thing.
If it becomes a hellish stream, like who's taking the brunt of it?
I guess you're both in it together is what you're saying.
Yeah, but the thing, like Rowan hit me up being like, hey, I'm going to go out to eat
with a couple friends after the stream if you want to join.
And I'm like, are we going to be in any shape to go out to like a meal after this?
We'll see.
I don't think it will be.
I mean, I like to walk.
New York's one.
Walking's my best sport for sure.
Yeah. Manhattan, you can walk forever and not even realize it.
Yeah. You don't feel like you're walking.
And be like, holy shit, I just walked like five miles. Like, I don't know.
Yeah.
Keeps your brain busy.
Well, it's also a lot of, it's frequent stops too.
Yeah.
Yeah. No, I mean, if it was the fall, it would be a delight because like I do enjoy long
walks.
Manhattan's got some nice, if you walk down the west side,
there's tons of parks and random bars on boats.
Are you gonna do any?
95 degrees and humid is brutal.
Are you gonna do any part of the walk on that west side
where it's just the sidewalk right by the water
that you can walk forever without having to stop?
Yeah, on the west side?
I would like to.
That would make it the most enjoyable.
We'll see what happens.
You got like that driving range there.
Yes, exactly.
That's all I know.
Where's the driving range over there?
What river is that?
Is that the Hudson?
Yeah, that's the Hudson.
Yeah, they got like a driving range right there.
Yeah, Hudson's the wide one.
And that's me talking.
How come you never swam across the Hudson?
That's all I know. It's a that's me talking how come you never swam across the Hudson?
It's a truck. I would need like
Unlike the river where I just like did it to prove to myself I could I feel like I would need a reason to swim across the Hudson like at least raising money for a charity
Not just it's it's it's a
Yes, is it way better than maybe a half mile across, maybe even longer than that? Really?
Yeah.
It's probably, it's definitely cleaner
than the East River, I'd say.
And some people do swim across it.
I think like the either police department
or the fire department do like a Hudson River swim
once a year.
Really?
There's no lady dumping baggals in that one?
Oh no, I'm sure there are.
Baggettes, yeah.
When I got to the Manhattan side of the East River there was like a Chinese
woman just dumping baguettes into the water
You swam in the Chicago River too, right? Yes with White Sox Dave and Dante we were he for all he ruined that swim
He swam too loud, yeah, he's just too much the Chicago River is not clean
It's also did you swim across it cuz it's it's not what it's what well
We saw her figure crosses were surfing in it with these like e foils. It's like an electronic surfboard
We were learning how to do that and like we were very bad at it so we just kept on falling off the boards into the water. No it's very dirty. Yeah
especially when it rains then it's like sewage overflow. How do those work?
Rivers? E-foils you have a remote in your hand and you press a
button it starts going and then when you pick up speed you get on the board and
then if you get the balance right then then you actually rise out of the water.
Like Zuckerberg and Lake Tahoe.
It breaks my brain how it works,
and I've never really looked into it.
I've kept the mystique alive, I guess.
But we never saw you on it, right?
Because that was the same video
when you gave White Sox Dave the camera to film,
and it was on his head the whole time.
It was like, I got an awesome shot.
Yeah.
One of my best runs, I was like, film me.
And he was just pointing the GoPro directly at his face.
It was awesome footage.
Yeah, he's like, oh, we're going to get some great footage.
How much?
Just the strands on his forehead.
Just his forehead, yeah.
You can probably find the camera angle,
because he was recording.
So you're just like, he's like, I got the shot, man.
It's sick.
He wasn't doing it on purpose. No no no no I think I tweeted every every anniversary
He legit said that all it should be great footage man, and it's just his forehead
I remember it was quote unquote awesome footage. Yeah
It's actually a good Chicago fun fact they reverse engineered that you know that yeah
Yeah, I think was the first like engineering project like that of its kind that's huge
And now it just means like all of our dirty shit goes down to st. Louis yes, like Michigan is very clean
Yep, I don't know if this is true, but I read that st. Louis was like no no no no no no no and whatever the final
Barrier was to for the water to go that way
Chicago's like okay. don't worry about it,
and then it mysteriously blew up in the middle of the night,
St. Louis got all our shit water.
I don't know if that's true.
I read an entire book on the water,
how LA got water basically,
because LA's a desert,
and they basically just stole water from everybody up north,
and they built these reservoirs,
or fucking, what do you call them,
the aqueducts is the word I'm looking for,
that just basically siphons all the water from up north of California
And I think that was the first time I realized I'm old because I was like really into this book
Incredible
Mulholland the guy that's like Mulholland Drive
He's the guy who basically just like stole all the water and and made cuz like nobody could live in LA forever
Yeah, I had like a perfect climate and people would go out there and be like this would be sick to live here
We have no water you could drink and the guys like watch this
Steal it from everybody up north, and I feel like that's yeah
Maybe that's the the move is just take the water just fucking take the water. We're gonna do about it
I sent you the video TJ. It's literally two seconds, but
Alright guys, I got a head out. Thanks for having me on
To check in tomorrow while they're going yeah
Up to oh we should bet on how how far by the time we tune in.
Like what block they'll be at.
Well, we don't know if they're going to zigzag. Yeah.
Mark, I I've been doing a little more old people shit.
I've been watching a lot of a lot of war stuff. Oh, yeah.
I think that's a big evolution.
A man goes through it.
So, yeah, at some point, you at some point, a man must read and watch World War II stuff.
I've been on World War I.
You're World War I?
Yeah, that thing's a mind blower.
I've been watching World War I videos every single night this week.
That's old, I mean obviously it's older than World War II, but I bet that's an older, I
think that's an older move than World War II.
I think World War II was like the entry point yeah and then
Well i dread where i'm going i dread i dread 65 year old brandon walker will
Will be fascinated with the civil war which is not something i do for my image
But i'm just gonna try to keep it to the world wars yeah keep it keep it to germany what's the best thing to watch to start?
About world war two oh there there's war war two color probably
Banner Brothers. Oh, yeah
fictional stuff though, but
Bros of fictional. I mean it's it's it's
Drama, it's it's a it's a show. It's not a documentary. I'm talking about like documentaries
It might as well be a documentary, but it's because Ross from friends
Took you out. I'm talking about these are all real people. It's a it's not like footage from World War two
Okay, it's not like it's not like this. I think if Eddie's like I have an interest in World War two
They watch Banner Brothers. I don't I don't think it or certainly like that
I would scratch the itch out That needs to be part of it, but like there's these documentaries
detailing the lead up to the war
and all the new weapons and whatnot,
they don't stop and explain these things to you
in Band of Brothers.
Yeah.
You see 1917?
Yeah that one's something.
Crazy.
That one's something.
That was good.
Yeah.
I've never seen Band of Brothers though.
That's a movie too though.
No, no, no, I was separate from
from
You were saying and I was saying watch documentaries and you said watch band of brothers and she was just saying
And the other segment
Steven was a little bit in his back today cuz and this is probably the best question I've ever heard
What side of your mouth do you more naturally chew on? It's a great question it's or
figuring a piece of candy here just a small yeah oh there's you actually had
the food item in in mind of yeah just cuz it can be variable based on other
things but if you're popping in a starburst I guess I'm going right. I'm going left. Any more time?
I can't answer right now.
Starburst and gummy, I think I go right.
I think nougat and nuts, I go left.
Nougat and nuts, huh?
Starburst are tricky.
I lost three different teeth,
three separate occasions to Starburst.
Really?
But yeah, there's something there.
Like, meet right easily. Right back molars. teeth three separate occasions to Starburst. Really? So I... but yeah there's
something there like meet right easily right back molars what about you
Steven? I'm left for almost everything. Damn. Are you a lefty? No. I think I might
have switched over the years due to cav one. There's one down.
When you walk your dog, do you introduce yourself to the other dog owners
or just say what the dog names are and move on? I think that's actually
a pretty good question. I think it's dog names. It's dog names.
Then maybe if you stay around long enough you get to human names.
I think dog names are...
Humans have conversations through dogs, where they're just like, and who's this little sweetie?
That's Brantley.
Yeah, he's not too nice, so I'm going to pull back a little bit.
And you never make eye contact with the person.
You're both just looking at the two dogs, sniffing each other's butts.
Maybe use the dog as a way to insult the or just a little cat potshots. Yeah
Oh your first little mangle
And which political party to spark you identify with
What about you Jay now that you're a dog walking sort of guy I am exactly on with you talk dogs
dogs first names names and then
if you guys are in the same area for more than 90 seconds then then human
names human human intros yeah you say this is pepper pepper yeah it's the same
with little kids at the playground I was gonna say I'm not I was not prepared for
the magnetism that is a baby in a stroller in the neighborhood. Oh, yeah people
We we used to walk in the neighborhood alive very frequently
And then now we have a stroller and people that hadn't talked to us and you know are coming up left and right and other moms
Introduce themselves. Yeah to my wife and stuff was not prepared for that. Yeah, it's a whole to do
My wife and stuff was not prepared for that. Yeah, it's a whole to do a whole
We're teaching our baby not to talk to strangers sorry I don't even think you had to ask Jay that question though, okay? What side of what side of your dog's mouth is your dog?
For like sticks and like
Both it's both yeah
What a dog
Get him on never television so how many picture frames outside of wedding photos are in your home over under three and a half
Way over oh really probably have 30
Under non wedding photos
Yeah, yeah, you got more in your little nook here
Talk about myself. I'm showing about family photos and whatnots and and and all that
What are you laughing at? I'm just picturing me being the Sun Run guy
And say opening still on the Sun Run guy and Che opening still
Che opening his door. Yeah. What do you have today? And you get in there for 80 minutes? Oh, you're you're you're probably your life is built on the money you can make and you're in there for 80 minutes
You can be selling to anybody. Yeah, like I almost want to be zapped of my memory and meet Steven for the first time just to
Be zapped of my memory and meet Steven for the first time just to
Just to experience what do you think you and Steven could sit and talk about for 80 minutes?
Other than Sun Run how many times you think Steve said wow during the
The Sun 16 and a half. The sun? Oh shit. My mind went from thinking it was just this battery pack to the epicenter of the universe. Well also too, Che is a question guy.
Oh yeah.
So you were probably, this was probably a dream come true.
I bet the door to door salesman have you circled.
I can't wait till they get to this guy's house.
Have any of you ever ended up buying something
from a door to door?
No, I had a solar guy come to my door last week
and he immediately recognized me.
And he just abandoned shit, he just abandoned.
He's like, oh, Brent, what are you doing here?
I was like, I live here, man.
And he said, oh man, that's awesome. Can I get a selfie with you? just I live here man, and he said ah man. That's awesome
Can't get a selfie with you, and and I'd say yeah, we take it and he goes I don't worry about this man
And it's home
That was it just dipped yeah, so then maybe it is a scam so maybe it maybe it is cuz he did
Thank you. Yeah, yeah shit
But it might not have been the same people
I bet it was because I think this is a pretty big company.
And I think they're doing it at this time,
because most people see very increased electric bills
due to air conditioning and such.
Yeah.
Um.
I think my mom followed for, like, the cleaner.
You ever seen that one?
Where a guy showed up with, like, some type of, uh.
Yeah. Some type of spray. Oh, I showed that. And put, like, grape juice on the carpet. Yeah, and that one? Where a guy showed up with some type of spray.
And put grape juice in the carpet.
Yeah, and a toothbrush and he rubbed the rust
off of our railings outside.
Yeah.
And my mom was like, yeah.
I know Chaps fell for a thousand dollar vacuum once.
The guy came and was like,
let me just do one little piece of your carpet real quick.
And it was sold.
I think once they're in, it's tough to get him.
It's gonna confirm, it's like sinners.
Do you have the thousand dollar vacuum?
No, but just like kind of getting him
from the kitchen table to out was not as easy
of a process as I would have hoped.
He was pretty persistent, but we got the job done.
One thing I'm actually very embarrassed about
is that I did Vima.
Are you guys familiar with that?
No.
Yeah, I did that.
What's that?
It was an energy drink.
That, it was basically a pyramid scheme.
And like you pushed it to the next,
I know people watching or listening are like,
you're a fucking idiot.
But you do that and then it's like,
here you gotta go sell to a certain amount of guys.
And I was like, oh, this sounds that sounds pretty you were in an upline
Yeah, you were a boss bitch
Yeah
It was only I was only did her for like a month and I wasn't like I'm I didn't make like social media stuff out
Of it. Was it another friend that got you into it?
Yes, and someone who's like successful and like knows what he's doing. I was like, yeah, give it a shot
Like that guy does it you know like
You've never heard of emma. I've never heard of her
I'm aware of the various pyramid schemes out there. I said it's a bad marketing
But it was an orange energy drink and they're like the Phoenix Suns are gonna be carrying it this year, dude
And I'm like
Yeah, the knife sets were a big one.
Knife sets.
Mary Kay was one that the women were into, right?
Lula Rowe, body wraps, all that.
Half my high school class is still selling that stuff.
Not Lula Rowe anymore, but.
What is that?
Our bone.
Lula Rowe leggings, you don't remember Lula Rowe leggings?
That's a documentary that's fantastic.
Why would he remember Lula Rowe leggings? Not a big leggings brand? He's got great legs, he would look great in Lula Rowe leggings, you don't remember Lula Rowe leggings? That's a documentary that's fantastic. Why would he remember Lula Rowe leggings?
Not a big leggings guy?
He's got great legs, he would look great in little.
It was, like, remember when leggings first became a thing?
No.
Again, they like circled back around in the 2000s,
and Lula Rowe's thing was we make leggings
in crazy patterns.
Uh-oh.
And so you would buy.
A wacky ant can get a whole league.
You get somebody's upline, you had to buy like a thousand dollars worth of leggings and then you had to
offload them in a certain amount of time, otherwise you were stuck with
Thousands of leggings and the patterns were like hideous and you couldn't pick your patterns
So it would be like a mystery box and like whatever you got dealt you had to sell so women were always on Facebook live
But they're like husbands in the background like desperately trying to sell them. I was big into the clam people for a while
Couldn't sleep. I would like put them on for comfort
You always clam people they go on Facebook live and they what'd you say?
What are you leggings with clamping
She was a person. What do you leggings with clamping?
No It was beyond like three in the morning like it was my favorite lady was like she like lived in Louisiana
she was a
And you would she would put all these clams out or oysters or whatever and you would pay and be like I want clam number
Five through Facebook live you could watch it all and she'd be like all right
And she's like church it up and over she crack it open you pearl? You get to, I'm gonna mail it out to you.
You would see, it was almost like gambling with clams.
The original deal or no deal.
Yeah, and people would be,
hundreds of people would be like, it's a number three.
Gambling with clams.
It should be a podcast here.
Gambling.
But then you could also get in on it
if you wanted to be in there, downline or whatever,
and then you would have to buy like $500 worth of clams
and then you'd have to shill them out for whatever. There's all kinds of crazy schemes. Yeah these
are the LuLaRoe. The documentary highly recommend. Where's it at? You know where it's at? I want to
say it's on Hulu but I'm not 100%. Yeah it would be these tops with these. Yep. And people were,
it was like a massive, massive crave. It was like beanie babies for grown women
Did you ever do this or you just know but I definitely know
A lot of people like personally that were in very into this and also I had people would give me
Because you couldn't get then they'd be left with like literally a thousand pairs of leggings in their house
So they just start giving them away to you. They just get stuck with them.
Yep.
I think that's how Will Smith got homeless in the pursuit of happiness.
Lularoe leggings, yeah, I think that was it.
He got the holiday collection.
Bet on the wrong clamp.
So I had a case of Vima, which I said in my house.
Vima.
Wasn't a big thing with the ladies that someone would have like...
I like you saying ladies.
Sex toys and then sell them to a bunch of...
I got sucked into those parties too.
Friends, okay.
Yeah, sex toy parties feel like
that was a big thing at a point, right?
But only for gals, yeah?
Yeah, we weren't having sex toys.
No, dudes were not having sex toys.
Chet, you should organize a sex toy party at your house.
You are?
All right.
And then it was one of those things where.
We'll invite the Sun Run guy.
You wanna go Lisa Ann or Riley Reed,
flesh line boys? Well, it's all Run guy. You want to go Lisa Ann or Riley Reid?
Flush slide, boys.
Well, it's like a friend's hosting it and it's like, we're doing Curl Street.
It feels edgy, you know?
And you're like out on the set.
You're like, yeah, let's all whatever.
But then you do feel like, fuck, I have to buy something because my friend's hosting
it.
And then you end up with a rabbit.
You don't know what to do with it.
Would they get something for hosting it, obviously?
They would get a percentage of everything
that the other women there would buy.
They would get a cut of.
And then the rest would go to the company kind of thing.
So you're like, well, my friend's hosting us.
Fuck, I gotta buy something.
But you don't really want to?
I mean, not even trying to be.
You're more of an acoustic lady.
Not even trying to be funny.
You get to test it out, though?
There's a bunch of sex toys there and like you can feel how they vibrate
The fitting room that's a testing room yeah fitting room
Doesn't fit this is way too small
All right TJ you want to get the way already
We just had the body armor gauntlet right we don't have anything else
Were you watching documentaries Brandon YouTube YouTube YouTube yes, it's all on YouTube World War two and colors in YouTube
It's just it's all on is Netflix. Can we trust Netflix to put out good documentaries anymore?
I was flipping through the other day, and I saw like a lot of topics
I was interested in but like something there was something going off in my brain
I was like this this all sort of looks like it's gonna be shit. I had actually good documentaries
I have Netflix. I have Hulu. I have Disney Plus. I have Max. I have Apple TV. I have Amazon
I have Disney Plus I
I have Amazon. I have Disney+.
I, 99% of my watching of television these days is YouTube.
Just YouTube.
I just never get off of YouTube.
I never, I watch old baseball games and basketball games.
I watch war documentaries.
WWE has increased its YouTube to incredible levels
where it's just, you can just, they'll just have constant,
you know, around the clock streams where you just put it on and it just plays forever.
So I never get off of YouTube.
I'm just YouTube and College Football 26 right now.
That's all, that's the only media I consume.
I'm the same.
YouTube is king.
YouTube is king.
And like, when you get really plugged in their algorithm
and it figures you out, it'll just feed you.
It'll feed you for days and days and days and days and I just I love it
Although I feel like I'm the hype man for this doc now, but did you watch the Amy Bradley one?
What's that?
Last night that the
Girl from the boat on the cruise ship or something. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that one. So like I yeah
Yeah, that was one of the ones I was flipping through. I saw that's a good one. Yeah
Okay, I'll watch a brother on last week.
The Scientologist thing, I was listening to your,
to the show that you did with him.
The Scientologist thing was crazy.
I can't, I tried to picture my dad letting some,
not let, he was vulnerable in that moment.
So of course you're like whatever,
but like that was crazy.
Nuts.
That's crazy.
I have one documentary I was watching last night again
that I already watched.
Had you guys heard of the 7M TikTok dancer cult?
No.
With Robert Jin, the pastor in LA and blah blah.
He just got arrested by the feds last night.
Oh. Whoa.
He was like finding all these TikTok dancers in LA
that didn't have management.
And he'd be like, I'll manage you,
cause his son, he met him through his son
who was like doing videos for them,
like doing the editing for these dancers.
And then he'd be like,
why don't you come to church on this day?
Would invite them and slowly but surely,
all the parents of these TikTok dancers
stopped hearing from them and stuff.
And he, it was a cult, it's a cult.
And he, allegedly, but he finally just got,
and then he started all these businesses
and the people in his church would work at them
for minimum wage and like, but you had to die to your family in order to be, I suck at explaining
stuff but.
What did he get arrested for?
So apparently, but I think one of the things was, he owned like flower shops and he owned
like all these coffee shops and all these different businesses around Los Angeles that
his church members who he made live in certain houses and real estate stuff he would have them all working for him and
all his businesses for minimum wage because his thing was or not even
minimum wage the more you give the more you're gonna get back in the end when
you die like whatever and like otherwise you're going to hell and then he was
taking all the profits kind of thing allegedly ah
Allegedly but also like scared them all into thinking like their families were gonna like burn in hell They it's good. Anyway. It's called dance with the devil. I love a good cult doc and it's a cult documentary
And he just got arrested. It's a documentary from like last year
But he just got it like his people in his cult have like 2.5 million tick-tock followers
That's a lot, but they're in his cult like it was.5 million TikTok followers. But they're in his cult.
Like it was crazy, anyway.
Worth it.
Their posts are super weird.
I suck at explaining stuff, I'm sorry.
No, I'm the one who ruined the act today.
It's on me.
Well you already were.
Brandon, you barely touched your pasta.
I'm gonna eat it out.
Yeah, what's going on with that?
Well I didn't wanna eat it on camera.
I had this fucked up urge the whole time.
If Dan were here to like, if I could just hide over here and the camera and I had this fucked up urge the whole time if Dan were here to
Like if I could just hide over here and the camera never got to me very much
I just scarf it down with the camera keeps getting to me, so I just I don't want it
Can I ask the pasta question from the prep sheet?
How how many boxes of mac and cheese you guys eat in a year?
Probably one thing or probably one every group no part of four or five every grocery trip, so I would say a lot.
Is that mainly kids or mainly you?
Both. 52 weeks a year, I'm going to say an average of three a week. 150 maybe.
I think Out of the Box Mac and Cheese is very, very good.
I agree.
A very good version of Mac and Cheese. You know when it's the best best when it's still in the pot and it has all the hot cheese clump on the spoon
Something about that cheese clump on the spoon is something special. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they're really good. I gotta eat those I
Get home and she's cooked like a really nice meal
You know, there's there's a there's pork chops and mashed potatoes and all these things that
takes effort. And then she's got that little pot of the mac and cheese with the stuff.
That's great.
You ever do the elevated mac and cheese at a restaurant?
It sucks.
It gets to be, mac and cheese doesn't need to be as fancy. Some people won't make it.
It's almost never. It's very hard to find good mac and cheese at a restaurant It's very hard to find good mozzarella sticks at a restaurant that are that have yeah
certain things
Agreed and I'm southern but you can't find good fried okra at any restaurants any any restaurant that has a fried okra is like
Too breaded and you have to have half breaded okra
It's yeah can't do it in a restaurant. And I don't think you, there are restaurants
with great mac and cheese, especially if you get the
darker cheese on top and it gets a little,
one time I almost got in a fight at a wedding
over mac and cheese.
Go on.
There was, it was just a line to go through,
it was like a buffet line, and they had a big,
fresh batch of mac and cheese with the melted cheese on top
And the guy in front of me scraped it off
And put it on his plate and left the mac and cheese. I was like, what the fuck dude?
We really legitimately
We were and I didn't say what the fuck I was a lot more passive aggressive a bitch about it
No, cool. I don't want any cheese and then he's like what and then now we got to what the fuck I was a lot more passive aggressive a bitch about it though cool I don't want any cheese and then he's like what and then now we got
to what the fuck levels but it was one of the crazier moves I've ever seen in
my life are you mad that he did what you were going I wasn't gonna do it I would
at least taking the macaroni with it I did you don't scrape the cheese off and
then just leave the macaroni that's like someone taking all the crumble top off a
cast also the cheese is good but the cheese needs the macaroni. That's like someone taking all the crumble top off a casserole. Also the cheese is good but the cheese needs the macaroni too. It needs to play off each other. Maybe
he was on Atkins. What? No he wasn't. He was very fat. He was worse than I was. Yeah. That's
one of my wedding fights. I'm sorry that happened to you. It's okay. It's alright. Did that
interrupt the wedding at all? Was it a scene scene or no we made my wife left for the honeymoon and we were fine all
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