The Yak - Brandon's Back from The Masters and Is BOMBARDED with Lasagna | The Yak 4-14-25

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

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Hello everyone the whole squad's back boys are back in town tightest back Brandon is back Danny's back from his bachelor party. All right. Oh, you're getting married Is Mike's not on like so Nick's off too. Oh, his mic's not even on. Mic's not on. Nick's off, too. Oh. Wow. Damn. Oh, no. Oh, no. Multiple.

Still got Nick out. Multiple mics are off. Oh, no. All right. Well, I want to hear about everything from everyone. Me, too. Likewise. Just checking to see if I'm. Who wants to go first? Let's go in order. Well, actually, Brandon check and see if I'm who wants to go

first, go in order. Well, actually, Brandon, why don't you go first? Okay. But before you go, I want to say something. You're gonna do the whole thing. Like I went to Augusta, you guys never been to Augusta, Augusta, this and wearing the Augusta master's stuff. It's probably the lowest level of humor. And I just want to say it's disgusting. And also unrelated Titus, I forgot to text you, It's probably the lowest level of humor and I just want to say it's disgusting and also Unrelated Titus. I forgot to text you we got our tickets this fear. That's great. That's great. I booked my trip as well. Yeah

Can't wait Bring the fun You know, I don't know what I thought I was gonna do when I sat in the seat and looked to my left and saw You you're smiling idiot face I want to hear about your trip. I will say this. Fuck you. Why?

And fuck you. Why? Yes. Because I'll just say this. The big pencil died on its way back to its home planet. What? It is dead. It died.

It is never coming back. What happened? Well, I had it at the Masters in the parking lot, and then I dropped it, and it got run over by a golf cart. No. I picked it up. A couple of pieces shipped off. I did mouth to mouth on it, and I resuscitated it.

Then I dropped it backing out, and I ran over my GMC Yukon. I got it on the plane. I was going to rush it to emergency in Chicago. 36,000 feet fell off the plane. It fell into a little hilly area in southern Indiana. I parachuted out. I got it. It drowned.

Oh, no. Wait. It's dead. Are you serious? Yeah. Oh, man. Did you even try? We tried. But every fucking person I say, hey, what's wait. It's dead. Are you serious? Yeah, oh man. Did you even try? We tried but every fucking person I say hey, what's up Brandon? Where's your big pencil like if I never hear the motherfucking words big pencil again? I will be happy

It was a rank it as a whole like the gag as a whole I Think it's bottom the bottom of the bottom. Oh I watched the entire Sunday's at Mass in Augusta and the whole time I was like a mash Had a lot of magic I wasn't even there anymore. I was gone by Friday night I know but I was like I was hoping so did Joey try to bring it in we tried to bring it in what happened So we did exactly what we said we were gonna do you share the picture we went there on we went there on Thursday Joey went up to a gentleman who was official said hey, I got this thing or is looking

I wanted to bring it in tomorrow and and and you know, he said I think they're gonna make you check that Are you are you positive? He said? They're gonna make you check. Well, there we go. Then you were done. Yeah, Joey Yeah, so so he did what Joey said he was going to do. So we kind of were right. About what? Your whole, like, they're going to kick me out and take my tickets and put me in jail. Yeah, you were wrong in thinking that it was going to get in.

It was never going to get in. Well, I didn't always think it was going to get in. I just always thought that you weren't going to get in trouble. I just thought the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. Hey, it's dead now. It's dead now. It's dead. The pencil's dead.

Don't, you're not... I had revived the pencil this morning. I got out in the parking lot. It was shot and killed. You're not you're not allowed to say pencil for the rest of your tenure on the yak. No, I didn't do this. You guys did this. You you to hell. Did you're the one who brought it all the way to Georgia? You can't say pencil deal.

This is a pencil free show. No more pencil. No, we're not allowed to say it. Starting now. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Left to promote this starting now. Oh shit Promote this yeah Tell us about the trip also happy birthday Did everyone in here wish you a birthday yesterday? So only three only three on the show wish me happy all about Brandon The ones who did or the ones who did not because I start with you Kyle if we're doing the ones who did not are you serious?

Are you serious you didn't text me check your email email you get the pac-man themed e-card and the Bass Pro Shops gift card didn't send me that I sure did you oh to my barstool email yes I don't check my barstool. Oh Still think he's lying hold on ah email yes I don't check my bar still lying hold on uh dot dot dot yeah got that no no as of yesterday all right there's that guy you're with me here right yeah auction ww you've been

shopping brother I've been shopping a lot my all right how many auctions is that since yesterday well uh? yoga Kyle you're just lying So right now is this what was what You're lying. Let me see you're lying You you looking search just search Bauer

Let's see. Are you sure that your bar sweet?ool? You know, that's definitely my Barstool. Good news, Kyle, your group greeting card for Walker blank at blank dot com is ready to go. What, is it sent? Oh, I didn't invite people to sign? Oh. Alright, three people yesterday on this show texted me, happy birthday. Does that count in any way? It does.

I got any, I... Half did it not I got the first one was big cat yesterday morning about 930 the second one was Nick yesterday around 12 I guess the last one that happened after I went to bed but he did get in before midnight it was Stephen Che Wow I received nothing from Mark Titus, Kate, or Danny Conrad. I was out of country. What? I made you some of your, I thought we were doing it today. Okay.

I made you a lasagna. Really? I made it. You made lasagna? It's a fast food lasagna. It's got layers from eight different fast food restaurants. I just wanted a lasagna. I have a lasagna being prepared for you right now.

We have a multiple,agna's on the side? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Take your stupid fucking... Oh my God. After she piled eight different fast foods. That's incredible. Oh my God. Wait, that's, is that cinnabons on top of mashed potatoes

from KFC, on top of biscuits, on top of a Chick-fil-A waffle fry. Yeah, I bet you feel like an asshole now. This looks good. Cost me like $58 to make that fucking thing. Thank you, Kate. There's egg rolls at the bottom. It's warm, too.

And an espresso. The mashed potatoes are cold. No, but the... Brandon. Oh, there's pigs in a blanket as the lining as well. And the pretzel, Annie Anne's pretzel place. He's going right to the pit Oh, yeah, okay, so that counts. So it's just Danny Titus and TJ TJ. Yeah Titus was out of the country to start that day. So I don't give him I feel like people from out of the country can contact

Oh, yeah Bahamas that's you can the Bahamas can use your phone there me and do not like the pool Yeah, I said HPD on one of your tic-tacs in the comments and then that's you can the Bahamas you can use your phone there me and I do not like the pool Yeah, I said HPD on one of your tick tocks in the comments and then that's huge TJ pretty much owes his entire life to me. So you didn't say happy birthday to me this year That's not fair cuz I don't know when yours is that's right, there's no way to know I don't know when yours is so that That doesn't even count right? Can you tell us about Augusta with Joey? I did get a gift though. Yeah, we got there Thursday at 730. We were amped to go in everything was perfect We went straight to hole number two we watched some golf we Post up at every hole for about an hour

The merch shop was incredible the bathrooms are incredible. I had 11 pimento cheese sandwiches. I I bought you nothing I have I you can have... Nah, I don't want anything. I have four kids. Four kids, and that's why I went Thursday and Friday, because I have to take them to the Minecraft movie on Saturday. What was better, Augusta or the Minecraft movie?

Augusta, for me. They enjoyed the Minecraft movie. I'll get you something. I have plenty of things I bought. You can have the Yardage Book or the Fly. Oh, you did buy a lot of stuff in my size not yours This fits. I don't care what y'all see Brandon deleted a video yesterday. No you deleted a video I commented on it and then it was deleted because I put it out and I didn't realize that the shirt

I was wearing underneath it was way too big So it made it look small and I put out a video of me getting the coolest thing I've ever gotten the number one the first issue of Sports Illustrated very cool. It was a big deal and ever in the entirety of it was Job pullover too big too little too little It was the same pullover Start a good start to raise both your hands Because that's your best pose not a a good start when you stand up. And my comment stands.

You were smart enough. You loved Augusta so much you bought a bunch of clothes that you can never wash. You gotta keep Augusta on. Yeah. You've washed that I'm sure. No. Guys wearing midriffs is in now. It's not a midriff.

How was Joey as a a guest Joey was phenomenal is you guys your second best friend though? Joey is is is one of my top five best friends Wow guys stay together the whole time we stayed well on Thursday We did on Friday. We didn't because on Thursday. We left about I had to leave at 3 Migraine vomit. Yeah, I got a migraine. I went back to the hotel, vomited the rest of the night and basically passed out and it was awful. He walked out to the car with me, got me in the car and then he went back in until about 6. Then we met the next morning, we got there at 7.30 again and I paced myself a lot better. I hunted shady spots but I said, you don't have to do this. You go on your own. And he went off into a whirlwind adventure

and followed everybody he wanted to follow and did everything he wanted to do. What was the most notable thing you saw? Andre Iguodala. Oh. Saw Andre Iguodala. I saw a chip, I got to be part of one roar. Batia, Okshay Batia is his name.

Yeah. I think he chipped in from on number 14 from about 30 yards off the green. I was sitting right there for that. I also saw- Did you lose it? Did you roar with them? I roared. Were you a leader of the roar or were you like wait for others to roar? I was definitely a follower of the roar.

I was front row pretty much. I was sitting under a pine tree right to the left of the green. And the crowd was all to the Behind the green but I also saw footage that we could see of that. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's out there and then Rory The shot he for the first shot he had on Friday from the pine straw was on the hole I was watching too. He went up over the trees and it was incredible saw that Yes, the bathroom situation like immacaculate. Yeah? Immaculate. Did you take a poop? I didn't take a poop. Were there places? Was there like high-end

porta potties? There were places? No, no, no, no. That's what I was saying. No, no. About every third hole there's like a little cove where you walk back and it's like a little nature preserve where you just follow a sidewalk and it says, concessions bathroom this way. And out amongst some trees there will be a big cabin that has bathrooms and a concession cabin and all these cabins that have all these certain things and they are rockin' and rollin'. I had 11 pimento and cheese sandwiches.

I had three barbecue sandwiches and two ice cream sandwiches. Wow, that's a sandwich to uproar. The ice cream sandwiches looks, the peach? The peach, unbelievable, Kate. It's so good. Peach ice cream sandwich looks the peach the peach unbelievable Kate Peach ice cream sandwich. Yeah, it was it was it was the best thing they have on the menu where their places Yeah, there were at the little concession areas. There were they were the tasteful Benches and whatnot was everybody on their best behavior. Was there any rowdiness that you know everybody characters? Everybody was on their best behavior. Do you think it'd be fun to be a member there?

I think you think it would be overwhelming you're're richer than God if you're a member there I think that part would be fun. Yeah, but if you had to every time you wanted to golf you had to go there Do you think you you Brandon Walker would have a good time or do you or do you think you get to a point? You'd be like this is I don't think I can't keep it together that much. I don't think you get desensitized to it I think it is like staying on the straight and narrow like you're a bad boy you like to act. What happens you just want to piss on a tree? Yeah you're you know write something down with your pencil. Hole seven. Oh I was watching them when the guy pissed in the creek. Oh yeah? I was on that hole when the guy pissed in the creek and he got in

trouble for it. What happened to him? He was an amateur. He's an El Salvador now. He's executed. Yeah he's in one of those little El Salvador cells. Did anything surprise or even shock you about the event or the crowd? I thought Augusta was a fine little town. I'd always heard it was a shitty town with a great golf course. It's a good little town. Does everybody that lives in Augusta work at Augusta?

No. It's 200,000 people. Oh, wow. Oh, that's big. It's a solid sized town. So it was nothing really surprising just the vastness of it. Like I was worried about parking. I was thinking we're going to Uber and everything. But when you get there, they've got a parking lot for fucking days. It's just forever. And then we drove there. There was no traffic. We drove

right into the parking, parked, and it was easy. There was never any- That's awesome. There was never any line to do anything. It was just all easy. That's awesome. It was a phenomenal time. I'm really happy for you. Did you see any celebs? I saw Andrea Guadala.

I know that. Did you see Pookie and Jet? No, but my sister who went Saturday and Sunday, and this worked out because Rory's always been her favorite. Really? Yeah, Rory's her favorite. She went Saturday and Sunday Sunday and she saw Trevor Lawrence and Saquon Barkley and all kind of people.

I didn't see as many celebrities. I only saw Andrea Quedala. So are you taking Joey next year? Joey believes that I am. And I'd be hard pressed not to repeat the adventure with him. I think it's funny to have a friend for life who you do one thing with and one thing only. One very major thing.

One very major thing. I mean, listen, 100% of my time with Joey has been at the Masters and has been fun. Off camera time. Off camera time, yeah, yeah. Statistically, your best friend. He's way up there. He asked me to do a podcast the first night

to recap the thing and then I was just throwing up. I know. I watched the podcast. He's just him sitting next to an empty mic. He came to my room to get the key to the car mid throw up. And he heard it from in between. There I was. Damn. How was it having no phone? Was it like very refreshing? Tana was freeing. Yes. It was really freeing for a while.

And every now and then I was. Every now. Oh, I got that. Every now and then. Your knee got it bad. I would reach for it. And it wasn't there. But once you get used to it, it's fine.

Did you lose any bids or auctions while you were gone? No. No, I did not participate in any. Plus, it was my birthday coming up. I knew I had a big purchase coming up at Jim and Steve, so I sat down on it. Oh, Jim and Steve, they kept that in the back for you? Yeah, the Sports Illustrateds.

It's the first ever Sports Illustrateds. It's awesome. That was your birthday gift to yourself? Yeah, yeah. So now that the dogs caught the car, what now? There's always another car, brother. Wow, yeah? Always another car.

How was the screen at the Masters? Did it have all the graphics synchronized to the sounds that were emanating from the state of the art speakers? Was the screen larger than life, larger than the human brain could even comprehend? What screen? So you saw it with your own two eyes?

What screen are you talking about? The one John Mayer was reading. The massive screen. There was no just massive fucking screen. Were the mushrooms good? No. Oh, so you probably didn't feel like you were in outer space. Because like, Augusta is on Earth.

Yeah. Mark and I have been in outer space. Yeah. I don't think there's a bug on their property. I was looking for it. And no squirrels. There's no bugs. I saw one bird.

I saw a bird. Yeah, they're piping fake bird noise. I don't think they do, because I saw a bird. Well, one bird didn't make all those noise How are there no so there one birding will be there by myself either a big fucking bird dude one birding will be there by himself He's gonna be with other birds. There you only saw one. I Saw one bird very close up. He came like this close to me, right? But so that bird was doing that bird was not comfortable then there's a lot of bird was probably puking on Thursday night, too

He's like I had to chirp all day a lot of work. Yeah, that bird was happy. Oh man So that's a fake bird. Yeah, it was a fake bird. They have real birds of the gus they saw birds flying high big bird noise. I Saw birds flying very high. Were you like nervous walking in for the first? Yeah. Yeah, it was a long birds flying very high. Were you like nervous walking in for the first time? I really was. Yeah. Yeah. It was a long, it's a long walk in.

What do the people do? The place is bigger than you think it is and I know you probably think it's really fucking big. What do the people do that get there at like 6 a.m. and sit at 18? What do they do for like four hours? They don't do that. They have to. They might do it on Sunday.

But on Thursday and Friday when we went, we actually walked in the South Gate, which is towards 18 and towards the back. And we walked in and just nobody's on 18 and 17. You don't start seeing people until you're like at nine, eight, seven, something like that. Well, did it feel like it was, because I've been to a couple major golf tournaments

and sometimes the crowd is just too much, you can't even get close. No, did it feel like it was like the perfect amount of people perfect amount of people like if you I sat every time I wanted to sit in an observation stand, which is what they call bleachers. I sat in an observation stand. Yeah. Friday morning I went to the we got there I went straight to hole one went to the back of the green set in a shaded spot and

watched for three hours as they just came right past me it was awesome that is awesome make any friends or was there too much stuffiness oh no I did meet I did meet Jennifer from Miami wait she's a nope do not she's a Chick-fil-a franchisee I will not ruin this for you and I and I and I let's just say I've started doing the research, okay. You fucked her? She thinks I can pass the background check to get one so I just I found out she was in the Chick-fil-A business and I sat and talked to her for 35 minutes. There was also an old man from Savannah that I talked to. Why would you, you don't need to run a Chick-fil-A.

You don't need to do a coffee brand, but you do it because you love coffee. But running a Chick-fil-A versus running a coffee brand that we have other people run basically for me, you don't need that stress. I'll do what I want. You'd have so much stress. I have stress now. I know, that's the point. You know what a hero I would be in West Point, Mississippi,

to bring a Chick-fil-A to town? Oh, OK, that's different. I thought you meant run one near your house. No, no, no. You're like, I got to leave the yak early today because I got to get the fries going. She would. The fries.

Yeah. I wouldn't even be able to be on the yak. 12 o'clock, that's the high time of day. That's different. Yeah. You run it from afar. I'd be a hero. I'd be a fucking legend.

The people of Mississippi, the first time they taste Polynesian sauce, I can't imagine what they would do. Well, we have a bunch of chick-fil-a's now. There's one in Starfield. It's a beautiful place. Anyway, great time. Joey was phenomenal. I'm happy for you.

You're better than us. Very funny guy. I've always thought I was better. I've always suspected I was better for you. You're better than us. Very funny guy. I've always thought I was. I've always suspected I was better than you. Yeah. It has been confirmed. It seals the deal. Yeah. Were there any were there any people there that didn't look like they belonged? Like were there any could you sniff out the pores? I don't know about people. Everybody wearing like there's also wearing like a jersey. We don't see when we go to Augusta National. We don't see class. We don't see. Yeah, we we just see. We don't see. We don a jersey. We don't see, when we go to Augusta National, we don't see class, we don't see any of that.

We just see love of the game, and that's what we're all there for. Did I judge some people? Sure. But I'm doing that right now. Yeah, was there any outfits that you were like, I would never, anything standing out like that? Backwards Sacramento Kings Mike Bibby? No, there were no outfits, everybody was dressed right everybody everybody knew what is there

like a tent it off area where people can let loose a little more we can kiss there was I don't there were there were a couple oh yeah can you kiss it was there any PDA and you see anyone I didn't I did I did see one couple real close to each other okay and it was at one of the standing tables after I had three pimento and cheese sandwiches, and I was at the standing table. And she was just all up in his neck, man. Oh, wow.

And I did think that was. Wow. But she was also leaning on her tippy toes, and she was wearing a sundress. So it worked out for me. Now, Brandon, you spit about every 12 steps. That's correct. Did you do it there? I snuck it in yeah, really?

spit what he's No, not really but one of the one of the symptoms of the migraine and get dehydrated is Overly hitting spitting. Yeah. Anyway, great time. Had a good time. It was awesome. Can't wait to go back next year with Joey. One of you can also go, if you'd like. Are you, once you get tickets, you're like a shoe in for the following years?

The way we got it, Mama got every year. What'd she do for that? I don't know. But I have my suspicions. What didn't she do? I can only imagine. My first time watching it on TV. What an event.

Yeah, it was awesome. So cool. That was your first time? Like actually locking in to the full final day. Yeah. I think that was the best final round, wire to wire, we've ever had. No bias?

No, I really do. As far as like drama from shot one all the way to the end, Rory blew it immediately. Yeah and Spent the day building it back and blowing it again No, because I had big plans with the kids for the birthday and again I had to go to Minecraft movie on Saturday plus Caitlin. How was that? Huh? The Minecraft? Oh, they loved it Yeah, they loved it. What was the theater atmosphere was people saying the lines and yelling and so it was it was a little more reserved than what you got we went you know obviously second or third weekend There were a couple of kids there were some teenagers that were being rowdy, but I didn't mind

It was a rowdy atmosphere let him do it TJ. Is that why you wanted to go see it? Yeah, just to see because we were there the first weekend to see if there was there was rowdiness and debauchery They are doing like warnings now in some screenings before the movie You're just a fan of the arts. Oh, they did like I did the warning in our screening somebody brought a live chicken to one Yeah, I saw that Not and they left it there. I'm still confused why this movie of all movies is causing such an uproar like that I think it's a meme. It's just video game meme meme culture I guess we've had plenty of those in the past still though in this one written police involved I guess I feel like we've had plenty of those in the past still though in this one written police involved

All right, yeah, you're you're off the hook good job Brandon good job Thanks, everybody. It was a good report good report Titus how was the Bahamas? I don't have anything to report. I didn't do anything. I laid in the Sun I drank rum punch for four days, and then I came home. That's pretty much it That sounds like what I would want. That's pretty much it. That sounds like what I would want to do. That's pretty much it. And I don't do that every vacation. I do that for beach vacations, though. That's my beach vacation move.

Because what could be better? What could you get up and do? Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. Kate's fault. Oh, my god. Oh, no.

Almost instantly. You have to wash god. Oh no. Almost instantly. You have to wash it. I agree. You have to wash it. You got cinnamon roll on me. Damn it, Kate. You can't wash that. I didn't even.

I was like, is it the gift shop? You cannot afford to wash that. Oh no. Don't do that. Oh no. That's going to make it worse. That's making it so much worse. You got to go put cold water and soap on that right now.

You're fucked. Jokes aside, I think you might be fucked But you don't have a time to go Okay, you're overstating how much this doesn't fit this fits. No it does this fits when you wash that your your it's over Yeah, that's for an American girl doll. Yeah, the grease is gonna that's always gonna you better go blot that Sparkling water Brandon sparkling water happen We have sparkling water. That's good sparkling water Brandon sparkling water happen we have That's good sparkling water helps Damn it. Oh, Kate. Kate, I was really irresponsible.

Did you do that? Makes you feel like I genuinely feel bad now. So how's the National Championship Titus? Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, it was. I mean, what a what a disappointing way to have the game end. But it did feel like when you're in the building, it did feel like it was a historic type final yeah and it was loud as fuck and each each step of the way even when Houston got the big lead you knew Florida was gonna make a

game of it and I don't know so I had those moments like the under eight time out we were like this is something and then the under four time out you're like oh my god we have something and I was there by myself and I just kept saying out loud like holy shit to nobody in particular Yeah, that's where I think that's fun. The ending kind of stunk but It'll happen sometimes. Yeah, oh yeah, it'll happen sometime pen I Swear Yeah, we get a big Tide pen. How messy, buddy? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. We get a big Tide pen? Huge Tide pen. A massive Tide pen. Big game Tide pen. How does this work? You've never used it? No.

Shake it. Sniff it. And then push, push, push, push. Draw, draw, draw. Whoa. Somebody else might have to do it for you if you want to get the stains just right. There you go.

Brandon. Titus, you did miss Che got maddered us then. There's two Che things I wanted clarification on. One of them was that TJ was trying to explain it to me and then I just was like, save it for the show. Because he was like, yeah, he was mad because of the spaghetti thing. He flipped. I don't know what the spaghetti thing. He flipped on us. I don't know what the spaghetti thing is.

Yeah. You got it, Brandon? Y'all do what you're doing. You're stopping the show for you. Y'all do what you're doing. I think I would get all the crumbs off first before you do it. So maybe like go.

Lick it, maybe? Got to sweep before you mop. Crumbs. Is he? What's going on, buddy? You just hijacked Titus's vacation talk. He's not even talking about his vacation talk. No, he was going to.

I was. Now he can't. Now he can't. I was gonna describe Rum Punch number seven, and now. He was just like, he was just making the bread wet. There's so much grease on his shirt. He's so scuffed. Is this like every day?

They are. For Brandon, do we think? I don't know how he did that. Is there something about this place that brings us out of him? Or do you think this is just how he lives his life? He's been flustered since he was an ultrasound. Why are you looking at me?

My mom's belly. And the man wants to own a franchise. Oh my god, that would ruin him. That's a hard job. I know. What was the ch was the chaite? The was the chaite text this morning a reference to something or was this just it's a new thing we got him doing a Trivia series a 24-second trivia Yeah, this just it's a new thing. We got him doing a trivia series

24 second trivia Yeah, I figure it's pretty quick nba Well, yeah owed to basketball but also just yeah real quick You don't have to watch too much that helps because I just thought it was it was a monday morning Just like check out this tweet. I just tweeted and I quite enjoyed it It got me thinking. All right. This is 24 seconds of trivia. I'm gonna ask you one trivia question 24 seconds or less. Here we go What is the higher number? the number of yards in a mile

or the number of pizza places in Manhattan New York City, just the man New York City, I said I voted pizza as well Okay Let me think Che I would count down in the video then maybe say the It all started because on Friday he just dropped on us What What was it? It was what is the number of people that worked on the construction of the Golden Gate Bridge?

Squared or the number of people that take the Golden Gate Bridge every day. Yeah, now he just dropped that on us out of nowhere What yeah classic icebreaker? It really makes you think like right after the angriest. He's ever been yeah You've got same show just did you just think of that it's fun with numbers we talked about a gate or something like that it was shockingly close well as the other one who is the square root of the pot world's population or Nicky smokes contract gross yes you get the idea wow yeah yeah that's fun man I miss that that wow wait. What was the answer? Do you research these beforehand to make sure they're close yes, so it's it's a close. Uh yeah, yeah, it's somewhat closer

Just post the answer with about 1600 pizza places in Manhattan, New York City That number is smaller. Oh He did a rope a dope on us there that's that fact yeah 1600 approximately 1600 I saw up to like 1640 but nothing that approach 1700 good question thank you great question yeah so that's pretty easy to do if there's any tips on how I can improve that I uh I figure I try and do that daily

I don't know how you can improve that It's impossible You do have to be careful with those pens though they got bleach on So to my Like it'll get it'll get the food out, but it'll fuck up the color of the It'll fuck up the color of the shirt a little bit Yeah how many of you guys do your own laundry on me not me I have a wife same I held my fold so is that like you just met like or does her wife do it does your significant other or did you have a third could be or you

could send it out or send it out yes whatever three options I guess laundry is my job in the house You do the whole thing yeah, my job throwing that dick shit Yeah, you didn't call me on your birthday. No you didn't give me the Call no should have what yeah? Yeah, it calls me every time he gets sucked. Yeah How long after? very soon sometimes sometimes minutes sometimes seconds sometimes during and the sucker and like knows this is a

thing um usually she does um no I just call him yeah I just let him know I was worried we have you still call Nick when he sucks it I was I was worried. We have you still call Nick when he sucks it. I was, I was worried there was a spat. She didn't swallow us. We had a spat. Oh, I hate I left when I did cause the Che anger thing. How did that get resolved? Yeah. We officially, you can't say the chair only gets mad at you.

Well now, yeah, I was all... What happened? I was a little disappointed that he got so mad and I wasn't here to be the victim of his own... He got so mad. In hindsight, we were intentionally button pushing. But not really... But you guys button push all the time.

But also... He doesn't really get that mad. ...really wasn't button pushing. Che, so... It was like 25, 30 minutes later. Okay, so we... I got to see clips. button pushing chase so it was like 25 30 minutes later okay so we I gotta see clip this started on Tuesday or Monday when Lucas was guest producing the yak

terribly terribly he said something dumb and we're like Lucas what even do you know and he was like Taylor Swift and then we I don't know how we got to the point where we're like Stephen Che come up with the list of like top 10 Taylor And he was like Taylor Swift. And then we, I don't know how we got to the point where we were like, Stephen Che, come up with the list of like top 10 Taylor Swift songs, but add food to it. So he did like... My suggestion was bad blood pudding. Yeah, bad blood pudding.

So then he did, uh... What's the name of the song? Look What You Made Me Do. Spaghetti. That's the name of the song. Look What You Made Me Do, Spaghetti. He was in charge of coming up with huh and a 15 Taylor Swift song titles that you would incorporate food Typically with wordplay or a pun. Yeah, weird aliphine. He nailed some of them Some of you crushed you Nagi one. What is that cold as you changed into cold as you Nagi? Yeah, okay, and then he had that one makes sense

Yeah, one that says look what you made me do spaghetti That doesn't make quite as so then we told him he has to make the song So we're gonna do it for yak 1000 tomorrow That's pretty much all we have planned is look what you look what you made me do spaghetti world premiere tomorrow Then on Friday we were asking for clips of it, and he was like it's not finished. It's not a final product He's also in a weird spot where the song is actually about bulimia and like what? Disorders and then some random guy What DM chay and said hey?

I want to let you know I was dealing with eating disorder, but your song inspired me, which the song is not out yet. And Che thinks that was a real DM. He thinks someone actually was saying, like, you've given me hope in a hopeless world. So, yeah, look at this. Hey, buddy, just wanted to thank you for the song today.

I was recently diagnosed with binge eating disorder and identified a lot with your song Thanks for fighting the good fight songs not out yet. Che thinks that's real You wrote a song called look what you made me do spaghetti. I mean I was asked to but yes Yeah, so it he thinks that Brandon it's it's about it's about bulimia It's it's about it's about bulimia perspective of a bulimic person

Saying look what you made me do Spaghetti and they puke are we are we putting ourselves in Stephen Chay's brain though like he sees the best in everything I understand but like we were Flabbergasted by that then we asked him to show us more clips and he kept on being like it's not ready yet We taped it that morning Yeah, and I I stayed up late and I worked on this song for a couple days and we hadn't got we hadn't gotten answers So it's just like way too far. It was just like anything like, you know, Nick and KB had the gene toss video on Friday I'm sure they wouldn't have wanted to show that a couple days early. Yeah, that would have destroyed them So I'm just saying we all work on weird videos here and and yeah, just wasn't done and they kept showing more clips

I just don't stop. We're stuck in a spot where It's a parody song, but it's also supposed to inspire people. Uh-huh. It's gonna inspire anyone. I think it's very gross What do you mean that guy you said was real? Yeah, you're making fun of people with believe Yeah, he's not I wouldn't say that believe me in a way that raises awareness and inspires people Yeah, it's a parody song, but we're supposed to take it seriously Okay, I Don't think it's supposed to be very seriously What about the guy who DM'd you I

Mean I can't control people's reaction. We just show mark the video of him. I want to see the man He hit us with it must be miserable being you No more TJ. I tackle some pretty heavy stuff. You guys are being real dickheads right now. No! This is insane. This is not fucking finished! This is insane.

Okay. Talk about your own shit. Your being genuine is wild. I worked on something. It's not done. We're going to love it. Get the fuck off my back. Back to back freakouts on the act. yeah cons and che. Oh my god turning into an artist

You guys also miss an incredible race. They're not really an incredible. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you miss white socks Dave Beating cons killing him and then cons joking about it in a very serious way. Hmm see Dave tweeted him this morning. No Is he poking him? Yeah? Oh? You guys see that freak out that was all no Dave's back. Oh, yeah, Dave killed cons and then when they came back He just started killing the military and like Dave is like on this high horse, but cons hurt himself first turn Yeah Allegedly he did not hurt himself. It was pretty Oh Adios fat boy good shit mincing nothing better than a light burn your lungs feel after long ass jog. Could you beat this pace?

He's coming. He's ready for it. What started this rivalry? It's long-going Denzel Washington That's out. Okay, Dave does Hans thinks he's good Dave doesn't yeah Dave thinks it does the same thing Did you wait? Oh my god today? So he just needed an enemy yeah, no they've had a long beef I know but he hasn't had proximity to him correct so once cons came out here Dave just needed an enemy in his orbit correct. Yeah, he'll find an enemy anywhere though Yeah, but he's gone a while without really getting into it with anybody I mean we did it for you friend. It should we hire somebody? That's just an enemy today in this office everything

He does but John's on staffed on Dave I didn't see that one cons guaranteed a victory and lost by almost two minutes. Yeah. Oh wow would they run a mile? Yeah, he ran it in six and a half minutes. Wow, that's pretty good Smoked him. Do you have the cons to freak out? That one was awkward. He, you know, but Dave, like we just did the stretch. And Dave, I was heaping praise on Dave for last week.

And he was just mad about Danny saying that he was gonna make an excuse So Dave is all the way back of like you could say great job Dave. He's like no, but fucking Danny Yeah, yeah, you did exactly what I need you you're made here. Yeah, and then yeah He's still angry the excuse guy was shocked that I thought he would have excuses Do you have a military pension or something like that? Yes? Oh great You should have to give that to Dave. You should have to give that pension to Dave. He is ripping off the taxpayer 815 mile defended our freedom Dave. I'm gonna say something. I'm not joking around right now. You're like this close, bro. This close Okay, knock it off with some of these comments

This close, okay knock it off with some of these And then con said he was joking like two minutes later Hmm, but he said he wasn't joking in that clip. That was the joke brand. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry It also had come after Dave was like I My life is war all you did was go abroad and like shoot cannons from 30 miles away Yeah, yeah It was quite so we've unlocked white socks Dave. He's on my right that crisis. Yeah, okay, and fast as fuck So fast, yeah, that's a fast man pretty good mile time So I knew I probably need to keep my head on a swivel then I'm in his crosshairs

He hates father as well Yeah he hates fathers You ask him why he thought cons had a miserable life He's like for one he's a dad And pregnant chicks are disgusting What? Yeah he said pregnant chicks are disgusting Oh Yeah he's all the way back

He's all the way back What does you boys do this weekend? I want to see Moulin Rouge The play? He's all the way back. He's all the way back. Well, what did you boys do this weekend? I went to see Moulin Rouge. The play? Yeah. Hell yeah. Live?

Yeah. How was that? It was lovely. I don't even know what that's about. I didn't either. It's about the red Moulin, isn't it? That's right. She's the little Chinese girl, right?

Yeah. Moulin. It's the itchy, itchy, ah, ah Mulan, yeah. Mulan. It's the itchy, itchy, yeah, yeah, la, la, la. Uh-huh. That's it? Yeah. Saw that play? Yeah.

That's. Did they sing that song? Christina Aguilera? What? That's Coyote Ugly. That's Lady Marmalade. That's Lady Marmalade. But that's a song from Mulan Rouge.

That's Coyote Ugly. The play I saw. Oh, there. That's what I did. I'm a real man. I took John Gruden to a football practice. That was awesome. So you were surrounded by dudes, and I was watching chicks

shake ass in thong. Yeah, man. You win this round, Hal. I was watching chicks in sundresses on their tiptoes making out with their boyfriends. Danny, did you go to strip club? I did not, actually. But I survived the weekend weekend made it through every night

We were talking about how like no one really wants to do anything on a bachelor party besides drink a great compromise Just go on a river for five hours. Oh you floated. Oh, where'd you go? Austin oh yeah, that's great You like on a boat San Marco We were all on inner tubes. What river is that was Was it hot as fuck? It was hot as fuck. 88 degrees. You would have died out there in a second. I know. That's why. One second. What else did you do? I did the last one a second. We hit some barbecue. We went to a couple of bars, but a couple of people in our group were too drunk to stay. So we got kicked out of two consecutive bars. Which barbecue did you hit? Maybe. Terry Black's.

And so then we had like justified reasons for just staying at the house for the next 24 hours. That's good. Yeah. Was it a good house? Great house. Great Airbnb. That's huge.

That's huge. Are you hungover? How was Sunday? Sunday? It took a while. I don't know if anyone got drunk like one of those days you're drinking all day bags tournament But yeah a way more drinking than you would think for the Sunday fun day and for six a.m.. That's great

But Brandon's got something he does Brandon's got something I Wasn't I just go on go on go on go ahead. I say similar all you're good. You're good It's also cinnamon roll. Go on, go on, go on. Go ahead. I say cinnamon roll. You're good. You're good. It's also covered in mashed potatoes. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Who's making the real lasagna? I think Donnie is. Is he making it right now?

I believe so. I don't smell it. Here, I'll go check it. Do the Hey Dude ad. I don't smell how delicious. Oh, look. I told him to. I asked him to.

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grandmother's best dish right yeah so my grandmother's lasagna is what I hold all others to. Most lasagnas at restaurants are pale comparisons as to what you can get at home. I've ran across a few that are really good, but I usually don't get lasagna at an Italian restaurant. It's too basic. It's a basic home meal for me. What features make the perfect lasagna then? What are you looking for?

Oh good, I like good, I like the cheese on top to be kind of like brown melted. Okay, a little well done. Like a brown melt. A little sweet. No, not really sweet. I like a good meat sauce ratio. Some chili maybe.

You're just saying everything that isn't lasagna. Add-ons. Oh, chili? Lasagna with chili would be nice Why would lasagna with chili be nice? There's two different things brown sugar I like a white vegetarian lasagna from time to time. Yeah, it's not bad. It's not it's not yeah They make like this white sauce veggie chili How would you put chocolate on lasagna?

Pretty simple. Yeah, pretty easy. Put it on top. It comes in syrup. Looks like he's eating the noodles. Did Donnie not show up? I don't think so. Damn.

That's a good thing someone here cared enough. Well I thought you said you told me to show up with an empty belly today. I asked him to make a lasagna. And he just didn't do it? He didn't listen to you? I thought you, you said you were, you told me to show up with an empty belly today. And he just didn't do it. He didn't listen to you. Damn. I know one person I can count on the yak and that's Kate with this. She ruined your tiny little sweater. But he'll be able to think of his birthday when he sees that. You're right.

That's fits. It fits. No, it doesn't. It fits. The video made it look different than it actually is. The video made it. But you deleted it. You're not one to delete. Oh, I'm just a fast deleter.

No, I never do it for performance. I just do it because it doesn't feel right. What about cold takes? Do you delete old cold takes? No, I let them. Did you say the deleted video? I'm probably, I probably awesome as a TJ. I'm probably the most cold take I'm one of the most cold take out on the internet, but you have a lot of takes you're brave enough to have bold takes Yeah, oftentimes bold takes become cold

They really do. Oh TJ I just got your message No, I can't buy you that hat. I've already left the Masters. Tell us it's okay, man Also didn't see that hat He said can you get me this and send me a picture of a hat because I didn't see it until just now I saw an article about somebody like a journalist was at the Merch stands or whatever people were dropping like 10 G's Alright people were buying like an insane.

The guy beside me did 12,000. They said they make about a million an hour. Holy shit. In merch. That's what? It is constant and people are buying thousands of dollars worth of stuff. Thousands, everybody is.

Well you can't buy it online, that's why. That's what you bought? Can you get in trouble for reselling it? This is one of the things I bought. how much I bought this this is about a hundred Line spent 950. So if you buy if you buy something and then like ruin it almost immediately you can't replace it. Nope Wow That's why it's like so exclusive if you see someone wearing a master's hat or shirt. They're pretty much being like, I bet. It's a bad idea. Ah. It's like cauliflower.

Unless someone went and got stuff for you. Yeah, especially if you ask them to. Or if you know someone who goes to the master's and. Did he get you something? He didn't ask for anything. I asked. And I didn't get anything. Did you try it on?

No, Brandon, didn't. No, I didn't try it on. Would you press a secret button with an invisible finger to make it two inches longer? And I didn't get anything. Did you try it on? No, Brennan didn't. This? No, I didn't try it on. Would you press a secret button with an invisible finger to make it two inches longer? Yes. You said all you needed to say. Donnie said, fuck, I totally spaced and forgot that's on me. That's very unlike him.

Something must be going on. Should we? Wait, let's have him make a video. This is an earlier video. unlike him something must be going on hmm should we wait let's have a make this video there only one comment about it from big cat no there were hundreds everything was about the size of the video he's like I went to the Masters why did you wear that shirt under I did not have so much work I just threw it on right before I didn't even notice that it was sticking out. The shirt underneath is so big But the shirt underneath is also a master shirt. That's why I was wearing it's it's almost flesh-colored

So it looks like uh-huh first glance it is yeah, so how much was this haul of Masters gear? 950 okay nice Jake Marsh spent 2200 yeah, I didn't show everything though I got my kids a bunch of shirts and my wife and my daughter Jake Marsh took notes Yeah, he was all over it. I didn't see him Caitlin saw him. He was there on Sunday So what do you do for dinner? You can't just eat the pimento cheeses for supper. Can you oh you're you're going by separate time? You had two of the same dinner. Yeah, like a Area of the town the people go for yeah, I mean like Oh, you're going by suppertime. You had two of the same dinner. Yeah. Is there like an area of the town that people go for?

Yeah, I mean, like I said, it's a pretty big town. We went to the same steak. Well, we only went once because we had a reservation the next day, but I got sick. What's the ratio? Probably 70, 30 men. Wow, I was going to assume higher. No, there's a lot of women.

A lot of pretty women. And then Friday night, we were. Any Uggos? No. There's no way of women a lot of pretty women And then Friday night we were goes No, there's no way no Friday night I was gonna we were gonna stay and go to dinner with my sister and Paige but Joey correctly said hey, we might be able to make a late flight and get out, you know get on home So I I was on a 1049 to Milwaukee Friday night. Oh, it's like the height like tall crowd short crowd Um pretty taller than I would say taller than average golf players are a little shorter than average

So no no there there about I don't think there's Rory not very many that are real short Royce pretty short I would say he's 5'9". Oh Tiny as fuck. I would say I would say there I would say golfers are around that 6' to 6'2 range, most of them. Did anyone bring like little kids or is that frowned upon? There's some little kids there. Yeah. Yeah. Any crying babies?

Not at the Masters, but there was a four-week-old baby on the plane on the way back. Oh no. And everybody that walked by that baby was like, how old is that baby? Was it born like an hour ago? We were all concerned, but it did well four weeks Or we had a tiny baby. You need time young enough to be an embryo. Yeah But no, I didn't see any I'm sure there were babies of the Masters Side note congrats to ron. Oh, yeah

Trouble exciting development when we're sorry that's not about the Masters. That's fine. But Rone did have two children. That's awesome. When did he have them? Two great-looking children. I think it was earlier last week. Maybe Friday. They are so cute.

Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Sometime mid-last week. Beautiful. Yeah. Happy form. Very happy form. It's going to be cool-ass kids.

Great dad. Very cool. Yeah. I don't know how you deal with two. Pretty. I don't either. Right out the rip. Maybe that's just ripping the Band-Aid off.

If you want more than one, it's awesome to get it out of the way. Yeah. It's true. But two babies crying. That's got to be the same as one. It is one, but it's also a second one. Do you think they sync up? Like, one starts crying, the other's going to cry.

Without a doubt. Absolutely. There's never going to be just one baby crying. My kids, they're not babies anymore. They fucking do that. They're all going to cry at the same time. Anyway, Austin, sound fun, Danny. Thanks for that report.

Yeah, of course. Was there any nobody pissed their pants at dinner kind of thing Dana's Dana's bachelor party someone pissed themselves at the dinner If that's Dana's bachelor party to standard the house Titus have there been people coming up to you like and within the office just being like hey like I like you Like you have to have to a good job not being here during all that oh, yeah I completely forgot about it back when you asked I was trying to figure out why so has anyone said that not yet

No, I'll do the record. I want to be on the record. Dickinson kind of right kind of right no one said anything to him I tweeted my support of mark. Yeah, that had to I just know did you yeah see that would that happen? happen I was like oh that's how he might actually leave I appreciate that Jay I would have responded. I just you miss that and his trivia video How I keep missing those I'm sure muted by several people this company. It's okay. I Don't think so. No, I like seeing your tweets. I Love seeing your tweets Do you have any more trivia in the holster?

No, I kind of got a kind of compliment day by day What's the update on the video? I know I got to tread lightly here. I don't know be careful Nick I don't know I assume it's gonna be coming out tomorrow But there can't there's no hurdle. There's no music in the background? Oh, so yeah, we did get that update. We can't do even like a cover of that song in the background. So it is just a straight acapella music video? Yeah. Love that. Maybe like the people at home can hit play on the karaoke version the same time they start there.

I mean the good news for you, Jay, is you've terrified us so much with your outbursts that I'm gonna be nothing but I'm you guys were very On edge with me the rest of the day. Well, yeah No, we didn't deserve it. You screamed it off my fucking back. Well, I'm saying your reactions are probably deserved I cried my car. Yeah. Yeah Double down on you. He said I was pushing to fucking hilarious I it wasn't finally you put these motherfuckers in their place I thought it was that I yelled at everyone but Danny It was not really meant for Danny because Danny was really talking to her at that point

So pick up those on you pick it up. Give her a little piece. Oh Hey, hey La What is that dog a, that's a dog. A pig in a blanket? That looks familiar. Heck yes. Oh.

Hi. I like her little backpack. Oh, I would pick that up. She got greedy. I'll find you another one. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, you got one paw up.

Shaking with anticipation. Are those chicken nuggets? Yeah. All right, sit. Oh, you got one paw up. Shaking with anticipation. These chicken nuggets? Yeah. All right, sit. You maybe should ask the, okay. All right, good girl. All right. All right.

Hey. All right, see ya. See ya. Bye. Bye. Bye bye. There she goes. It's Mark, I'm thinking of stealing your playbook where you just pool all day with the rum punch

Uh I did beach day one. Did you go to the ocean went the ocean? I didn't go in the ocean on my vacation really I love the ocean fucking loved it The vibe was a little different though It was a little more chaotic than I was hoping for at the beach So then I found saw this at the pool and the pool took me home and I was at the pool every day all things being equal more of a beach guy but this one you know called for the pool yeah and I don't feel bad about it I I feel a lot of other vacations I try to do activities if I go to the mountains I want to hike if I get you know was there like a steel drum playing? Steel drum covers?

That would have been nice. When I go to the beach though I just want to do absolutely nothing just lay there. Yeah that's what I'm saying. What's better than that? Why was the beach so chaotic? Just a lot of people? A lot of people, a lot of fucking guys trying to sell you stuff. Stuff like that. Kyle, do you have a vacation coming up I? do next week

Where you going? I'm pretty much already there Maui oh When are you leaving now? tomorrow Maui Sunday How long you going for? Five full days. Oh, that's me. Six nights.

So do you think you're gonna be active in Maui? No. Because it is a beach, but it's also. Oh, there's some really cool stuff. There's also volcanoes. I do wanna do like one activity or two. You gotta go to do the Road to Han. I have to do that?

You don't have to, but it's fun. That's when you're up in the clouds. No, there's a volcano. That yeah, yeah the road to Honda's like this really windy cool road That you drive and there's like waterfalls You're right down running a car doing that for sure and you got to drive right takes all day though. Yeah, it takes all day Think about how long you assume it might take Now take the square root of that Multiply it by 9

Subtract the population of Green Bay, Wisconsin, okay, and then add three hours So three hours and negative a hundred five thousand. That's exactly right shit It is fun though I didn't realize it was an all-day thing it's not all all day it's like yeah I mean you could also just not get out of your car yeah yeah I want to see like a waterfall I guess are you gonna do like surf lessons or no I don't do like that okay I know I'm not gonna like learn to surf and that at least where you stay in it not the hotel You don't need to give all the way, but you know do you know while general area?

Oh, yeah, did you get a reservation is nice mamas? Yeah? Yeah, I need food Rex Mamas yeah mom best fish place ever perfect. It's unbelievable mm-hmm mamas Might need to get a reservation You know what you should actually do it for your next trip out there do it now all right Make the reservation now for the next time you could swing by and see where you're gonna be going Let's get ahead of it Maui rules. Maui's awesome.

When some of you guys go on vacation though, girls are never just trying to do nothing. So you still gotta do whatever they sign you up for. My thing kinda is. Like do nothing. That's the word, prep to do. I'm doing a nothing. I'm going to Mexico.

Oh. Two weekends from now. Aren't you going with your rugby friends? Yes. That's definitely got to be. Good God. We just. You guys are gonna friends? Yes. That's definitely got to be. Good god. You guys are going to have to scissor. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Well, one of them works in the weed industry. So she's like, I'm bringing her to whatever. Wait, what? A what industry? The weed industry? Oh. Huh?

Where are they? I was going to say, it's going to be relaxing in a cabana. You can't get drugs in Mexico, so that's smart you bring them. Yeah. You know. A lesbian with cottonmouth is useless The hell What the fuck

Where you going to Mexico honestly they booked it and so I see their Cabo or a can-cune. I was just scrolling How do you not I would I would be so panicked so group chat says oh, it's cankoun Yeah, we told you it's cankoun because everyone lives like in the eastern time zone But yeah, I keep having a scroll back up to see what the hotel like we had this conversation We're like Kate. Where do the most of them live like Pennsylvania around there is like are you going to kick? Yeah, it's okay Oh, it is can't go okay. Yeah, there's a I'm just afraid it's gonna be one of those you ever see when like the seaweed piles up or like They have like seaweed weeks there were I just know I'm gonna get like a Seaweed in our lobby.

Why would they do seaweed week? That doesn't make any sense. I've never had seaweed week. What a bad idea for a week. Yeah, it's April and October. That's when it peaks seaweed time. Oh, shit, April through June? You might be at seaweed week. I know. I might be at seaweed time. Wait, but how bad could it be?

It's so bad they have to get like bulldozers. Oh, my God. Oh my God. That is a thing. That's the premiere of Seaweed Week. You've been vindicated. Perfect place to camouflage my views. Seaweed season right now. Oh no.

I know. That's what I'm afraid of. It's increasing. There might not be any water. Oh, that's gross. Because we've had like down the Jersey Shore we go the same week every year. We've had clam weeks where there's like a foot of clams. You have to scrunch through to get to that we've had like seaweed II we had my clam

Had my clam week, I just know it's like Murphy's law. I'm finally going on a And it's something inundated with sea Yeah, that's our guy comes up on the shore It's like you have to climb over it like a mountain to get to the water water is full of seaweed and so you just feel all this stuff on you like you get in the ocean I love I'm a big body surfer oh there's a shark there was a shark there when I was there what you saw no but they made everybody get out of the water by the shore yeah Hawaii has well there's probably a lot out know all the

ocean there are one billion sharks yeah I think that's too much but the good news is you don't you're not scared of it yeah Kyle you would never be in a situation no I'm terrified of sharks oh they're in very shallow water that's right that's where they bite you think all one billion sharks are in shallow what percentage of the billion sharks are I'm scared of getting Bit by a shark not the sharks weighed thousands under You would you get in deep water knowing that there's sharks below you in the deep underneath Question really good question. No, but I would be on the boat not afraid of the deep water by me but once you got in it for like hey Kyle there's like set

statistically speaking there's probably a thousand sharks underneath you right I wouldn't get in it I would look like I wouldn't get into a shark because you're afraid of the deep water because I'm not a that point that point is afraid the sharks not the deep water deep water the sharks are implied depth isn't scaring me one bit if anything it's reassuring I Mean I'm not I'm not rooting for anything bad to happen on your trip, but if you did get in a deep water situation That's something catastrophic happen. Holy vindication a deep water Situation yeah sounds lovely

Something to not be worried about yeah You do have a point though the deeper The deeper the water the more chance the shit. No, there's more sure more room for the sharks All the sharks are like holy shit free food, but the shallow water You see it coming Yeah, when I'm in a foot of water. I can tell there's not a shark below me because I just look down. Yeah, no shark I can be 100% sure no shark What about that fucking the World War two ship that that in the Philippines eyes were black like a dose

Yeah, and the sharks just eat all of the Indianapolis right yeah every single one of them I'm not afraid of that situation because I can avoid it you don't know if you have to go to war pretty good chance he's not gonna have to at this point you know you can't say zero you can't say zero I think I'm at zero at 46 cows probably 0.5 You could go to war in wintertime, how could I go to war wintertime? I'm just saying son would yeah Casual having to call in sick to war that day cuz I have a migraine would suck how many guys do we lose out there? Well, we lost Walker didn't shells, one to the sun.

It's just you puking. But again, you lost yourself a week ago. That was more the lights. That was actually stage lights. Sun, heat, migrants. Or I thought of it, it was yeah, manufactured. All the same thing. What are you gonna say, Steven?

Would you rather be eaten by a shark or a whale? Whale, you're assuming you're being swallowed whole and you'd be slowly disintegrated or start to death. Whale by so much. Because you could probably just live in there for a while. Yeah. I mean, you're gonna die of starvation. Am I crazy to think a whale would hurt significantly less?

Yeah, they'd swallow you whole. You'd get swallowed whole, shark would just tear you apart too. So it's quick death versus slow death pretty much. It's not quick enough I don't know if it's quick. I think you just bleed out, and it would be horrific our whales teeth sharp No, not all of them orcas don't have orca would suck orca would suck and they would kill yeah Well orcas a dolphin actually I think oh yeah, they kill for sport That's the thing now Yeah. Well, orcas a dolphin actually, I think. Oh, yeah. They kill for sport. That's a thing now?

An orca is a dolphin? I think it's a porpoise, isn't it? An orca's not a whale? It's called a killer whale. It's not a whale. It's not? Well, most whales can't swallow humans. They have tiny throats.

Hmm. Yeah, but that's like whenever there's like a venomous spider who they say they don't bite. Like, right. Their mouths are too small. I don't, I'm not going to hold it. Oh yeah. That's the room with daddy long legs.

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Where they go, like the moon or Mars or they go to like fucking. Oh, my God. What killed me? Imagine a period on the moon. The fucking probably worse. Katy Perry was on it. What killed me? Imagine a period on the moon. The fucking. Oh, it would probably be worse. Katy Perry was on it. She announced her tour up in space. She was like, here's my set, Liz, here's my tour.

And then she sang like, what wonderful. But they just touched space and came back. They didn't really go to. They were floating for what it's worth. Katy Perry is in space? I think it was, the whole thing was seven minutes. Did you see Gail King ringing the bell? Like she looked like she knew she was about to die.

They make the rocket look like a dick on purpose. Oh, and then. Post aerodynamic thing. What's his face the Amazon guy tripped and fell Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos He owns this thing wait He's tripped and fell he like their pod landed in the desert and he went running over to get them he like tripped on Yeah, I was I saw was all women's space I was like this would be funny But they survived it's crazy like a regular adrenaline junkies like I'm gonna Gale King was on the show Kings are best buddy. What are they crying about yeah? They push boundary coming back very soon They barely even went up they didn't

Dude perfect did this like a year ago Not a joke Oprah crying over shit One of the twins went to space on the ship. So wait, they'll just send you up and bring you right back down? That's the rocket lands and then the capsule that they're in floats back to Earth. That's them. That's them.

That would be pretty fun. I would be scared, I would not do this. And you can hear them all on it, they're like, weeee, yeah. I would be scared, I would not do this. And you can hear them on it, they're like, wee, yeah, they're all, yeah. I guess I'd be the same. Huh. All right. All right. This is...

I wanna see Bezos. Well, that's a tough landing, wasn't it? They said it looked worse than it is because of all the desert dust Okay, but I don't know if they cut the part out where he trips, but yeah, it's probably wiped from the internet. Oh See his fucker. He's like the first one to run over. He's like knocking on the windows excited This is his company. I guess so excited to this is his company I guess so she's boring yeah this is just not interesting did you read what William Shatner wrote about it he like thought it was gonna be cool but it was the most depressing thing he ever did no he had

this like profound do you think he was gonna be doing Star Trek shit I don't know he wrote about how it was like the worst thing he ever did. Like in a... Yeah, why? Yeah, like he couldn't get that high anymore. Is there a different clip, like on Twitter? Yeah, there's a clip somewhere on Twitter of him. Like he realized all of war is stupid or something?

Yeah, war is so small and it's... Is that what he mean, or is it some waste of money? He's like, why am I up here in the dead cold of space when what we really love is down? It was like... But it's like seven minutes. It's not very sad Yeah, they bear I may be hype this up too much That was good one idiot fucking idiot I

Yeah, I didn't realize that's all they were doing Yeah, that's really underwhelming That's so didn't Red Bull have dudes like jump from up there. Yeah, Trana red bulls I'm making that up. Did you guys see their spaces like wasn't him, but yes that happened space suits look like Sexy as hell yeah No need for that bitch a little bit because Bezos girlfriend was on it, and she's like stacked So it's like a zip down. It was like a really really deep V space

I just want to be in the room. They showed the other women like here's what you got to wear like oh Unless they have hot bodies and they wanted to show it off. Oh Katie Perry. Oh, come on. Oh No way This sucks. I think she sang a song up there, too. They were up there for ten minutes. This is an open forum, right? Did chicks ruin space? Yeah.

They made a mockery of space. It's bullshit. They ruined space for the rest of us. Damn it. But that's like the stakes for like... Can we have nothing? If they died? Yeah. That would have been so awkward have been so we would have made so many funny jokes. I didn't realize people were do have been doing this Yeah, I didn't realize that either. I like Shatner in them. Who's that? I stood perfect perfect perfect. Yeah, so they're just going on one of those

This is a recreational thing now like you can if you have enough money you can buy a ticket on this How long does it take it's like 20 minutes? Well? It's like you have to train I think but the the journey itself, I think you're in space for like 12 minutes or something. It's like the new skydiving. Oh my god. It's pretty fucking cool. Okay.

That's sick. That's very cool. I think this might like change your like mental capacity for like what the earth is like. This might like affect you as a person. That's what happened to Shatner. Yeah. He was so moved that it made him realize the fragility of life. It doesn't look as cool from outside,

but the first person view looks cool and scary. Yeah. The takeoff would be the scariest part, right? Landing. Or the part where you're falling before the chute deploys. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy that there's windows on it. Here's the thing with that, though.

It's the same as the Titanic sub guy. You can't do something like that because if you die, everyone's going to laugh at you. Yeah. That's not a tragic death. That's not like, oh, my god, he got hit by a car, drunk driver, died from cancer. No, you were rich and you were like,

I wanna go fucking play in space, and then you died, and then we get to laugh. Everybody laughs. Because it's so quick to spin it like, how much? How'd you think you weren't gonna die? Yeah, right. No shit. That's a lot of information.

How much are we talking talking like a million dollars? It's gotta be more than that right feels weird to like not do anything that they just go up there or 50 grand deposit 28 million dollars like for Bezos say they did die like it's still be okay His girlfriend well, no, I mean he'd be sad about that. I guess but like I feel like I don't think it would put him In a financial ruin if that's well, I'd be okay I think he'd still just live and he just go get another big titty girl with a great life Yeah, the pop world would suffer no I'd actually be a hell of a way to break up with the chick if you just center up in the rocket like

Said it to explode. Hey, he said you need some space I just didn't really want to have that conversation rocket like it said it to explode. He said he needed some space. Yeah. I just didn't really want to have that conversation. Here's that space. It's an awkward conversation. Would rather just have her rocket explode. What's the number one thing we're doing in space these days other than this?

Satellites. We're just getting people stuck in the space station, right? That happened a few years ago. I saw an image that was like the amount of satellites in 1975 versus now and we've put a lot of junk in space. They're going to start crashing into it, right? Eventually. Space is so huge though.

We should keep doing it. You should see the picture though. It's like a lot of junk. So what? Do you guys be more scared of going just a little bit into space or going into deep space? Deep space. Oh, definitely deep space. I think deep space for sure.

Right, Kyle? Kyle, you go deep space? Would you rather go shallow space? Or we're talking about how, yeah, would you rather go a foot up in the air? I'm talking about how big it is. No, but I'm just asking, deep? Deep space or shallow space?

That's a little different scenario. I'm just asking. Deep space is so terrifying. You're so detached from it. You're deep water now. But Kyle, there's no chance you'd ever be in deep space. You should be more scared of shallow space. Yeah, like your airplane just going a little too high.

Yeah, I'm more afraid of shallow space, I guess. Imagine that. Every single satellite orbiting Earth, that's a lot. Whoa. It's a shitload. If I died and was like like I want to take me up there and like push my body out would my body just Circle the earth forever or would it start going out? You probably start going out what I disintegrate cuz there's nothing No, I don't know wouldn't I be like perfectly preserved none of us know anything about anything How big the most can you decompose in space we don't know dick about dick Kate We just see your dead body in the skies like a stray balloon. Yeah

Now you can't think about how big space is like several Texas's yeah So big few bigger than Texas. Yeah, at least it's up there for sure What's the closest solar system Mars no I'm sorry Venus solar system the closest solar system yeah there's an the solar system no there's another in our own solar we're no galaxy that's the Milky Way no we're in our own solar system the Milky, but there's another in our own solar. So we're in our own galaxy. That's the Milky Way. No, we're in our own solar system. The Milky Way is a galaxy. Oh, you're a solar system to our own is Alpha Centaur, which is about 4.37 light years away. That's not that far. Holy shit. Che, how many? How many? How long would that take you? Che 4.37 light years. We can't go the speed of light.

Yeah, I don't know how that works. Do you guys do your taxes yet? Yeah, do tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Steve. How are 1000s of yours? Yeah, of course.

Jay, you probably do yours January 1st. I wish people would get their forms. I would. I heard a Barst stool employee doing theirs today Who anybody like to guess who who was doing their smokes? Cody smokes is in London. Yeah, not smokes not minutes not not Cody Who's Jerry? Oh? He's doing his own here. No he was having somebody do it. He was here. He's here. He was here about an hour ago

Right before the yak. I was in him and forever Should we talk about how Nikki smoke spelled 40th? Yeah. Yeah He's felt 40th wrong. Yeah. Yeah. I also don't think chief is 40 I don't think chief likes the joke no, but he made it many times who started the joke was a smoke. Yeah He is 39. So it's just You can't rob them of 39. Yeah, I'm making it 40th How would he split it? Very poorly. No, how what's the worst way you can spell 40th trying to thank pho

So he would have to go fo He just spelled the word 40 and then put a T-H on it. I'm going to be honest, I don't think I know how to spell it. You guys do? Yeah, we do. It's pretty, pretty... Or type. Georgia County.

Give it a shot, Jay. F-O-R-T-E? Oh, jeez. I-T-H? Sound it out, Steven. E before I? Forty-a. I-E? f o r t e oh jeez i t h sound it out steve e before i 40 i e i t h

no no no no too many i's e before i no no no started singing old mcdonald i don't know i before e whatever happened to this

f o r t i e t what are you just yeah the last syllable for the EF you know that's pretty common thing I would have thought that it's if an ith or tiff oh boy yeah this one's hurting this one's hurting we can't talk we thought 2000 squared was 4000 it's true it's just that you told me to come hungry and you didn't make sure the lasagna was being no I'm not Re-do the... No, I'm not... you don't have to go get anything. I just... Do it! You got seven layers of stuff in front of you. And I've actually eaten a pretty good bit of it.

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Yeah, you have to the end of the episode That looks good looks like legit lasagna Who made that I did No, I just ordered you three lasagna who made that I did no I just ordered you three lasagna's hmm look at that thank you what was that camera TJ it's from outer space what is that new camera Harry I don't know if that was put up for mini golf it's over there whoa cool but it's one of the old ones so it can zoom further wait the new ones Put up for mini golf. It's over there. Whoa. But it's one of the old ones, so it can zoom further. Wait, the new ones can't zoom as far?

The new ones are much nicer lenses, so they can't zoom as far. That's not a cool angle. This is like digital zoom versus an optical zoom. Pretty cool. Give us that one from afar. We just do the yak from back here? Yeah.

Do it from really far. What about like a slow zoom in every time we start the show? Or like a slow, I'll probably do a slow zoom out at the end when you guys are all walking out. Oh yeah, there you go. Like the big zoom they do to show the wonders on the Hollywood television showcase and that thing you do. Is that what you were thinking?

Yeah, major lasagna. Yeah, yeah. You brought me lasagna. I know. I didn't know you were a talk after. I didn't invite a lasagna there, buddy. I'm gonna lasagna. I know You know you're right in the talk after I'm gonna lasagna for a minute Yeah, go for it It's your birthday. Not actually

Well we didn't have a show on my birthday Could be further away from your birthday really Yeah, it's actually your birthday This is as far away as it gets I feel like October 13th would be as far away as it gets No, that's what you're wrong What are you talking about? This is as far away as it gets. It's my dad's right there.

Oh! Make that anything you'd like to say. Not a loser. Oh, you mean that? See what he did yesterday? I think to spite you. He walked a marathon yesterday because we talked about marathons on the end.

Yeah, I saw that. What was his time six something hell Yes, a marathon. God damn whole thing. He's lost a lot of weight, right? Yeah Been walking Frank Frank got him got him right. Hell. Yeah, I Love that. Happy birthday. Yeah Brandon back to your collection because I'm curious with it. You got your Sports Illustrated. What's next?

What are you searching for? What have you placed a feeler for with your Manteek store? Good question. I am getting a little bigger ticket now, so I don't know. I think I might want the Michael Jordan Fleer card. Ooh, what's that cost? I don't know, 10 grand maybe? That's pretty crazy.

Maybe being a little cheap. Is that not great? Yeah, your mic is your mic, so. Not great, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brawl. Hello? Hello? You're back.

I'm back. I don't know. 10 grand? The first Sports Illustrated was a big one for me because I've always wanted it. I got the whole first year. What would you do, though, with the 10 grand card? Would you just put it in your house?

I'd just have it, yeah. You'd tell us he has it. Would you show it to people? Yeah, I'd say, look, there's my card. My microphone card. And you'd get off? I wouldn't get off. I can't really do that anymore.

But I would point at it and say, hey, look at that. Ain't that awesome? Right, and that's worth it. I'm actually curious. What do you want? Oh, it's $30,000. Do you care about the grade? Is? What do you want? Oh? 30,000 you care about the grade Is there like a one and a half if you don't care about the car so far off on the price it doesn't even matter You can get a less

nice one Eight, but then you just have it and you just say hey there it is eight What happens when it's somebody that just like doesn't understand cars, and they just go okay cool man Yeah, like what if someone comes to your house and they're like, that's not interesting to me. Not everybody's going to be impressed with it. I think the only way you have to understand the card market to understand how.

But it's valuable to me. I love it. OK. Yeah. You got to look out for the suit. What about just printing out a picture of it? Because that's not the card. Yeah.

Right. That's why people collect cards. You're just trying to, you're taking a shot at the entire card. No, right, but that's why people collect cards. You're just you're just trying to you're taking a shot at the entire No, I'm not I'm I'm actually I think I'm asking I think I might be I'm asking a question because I don't fully understand like I get I Think what I'm asking is I get the idea of like doing Buying old card packs ripping it being like I hope I get some yeah Versus I like having it buying something I buy I think I got I'm the opposite of their paper NFTs

Is what they're big cat your game of teas? I'd rather just pay for paper. I like a gamble I like I like knowing I'll get it and I like having a collection What if you have an NFT except it could be ripped in half. Right. By your older brother. Yeah. That's pretty much. I don't have an older brother, Mark. That's pretty much what it is. What if you did buy the $28,000 one,

and then you went online and you just lit it on fire? Would people be mad at you? Or would they be like, it's his. He can do whatever he wants with it. They'll be very mad. People would be mad. My first COVID video when we got sent home was me cutting the tag off my princess Diana.

Oh, I remember. People were mad. But it was to a live audience on Instagram of like 43 people oh My god PSA 10 Jesus This is a very faked card. There's 326 of them. Why don't you just buy a fake? Yeah? I want the real one and Brandon, I'm with you. LA Beast unboxed one on a... like bought a pack. You could buy packs and try and get it yourself. That's cool.

If you buy a pack and you end up getting it, that's fucking awesome. Yeah, but the pack is going to be $5,000 a piece and if you don't get it, you're just fucked. Yeah, but that's the gamble. And what do you do with it? I want to buy a pack. TJ, can you buy me a pack? How can I find a way to buy a pack? Of those cards? Yeah. I'll buy a pack. It's going to be a couple hundred dollars probably. Yeah, I want it. I want to get some packs. I want a pack of the 1986 Flairs.

And what do you do with it? You just collect it, Mark. Right. Would you be upset though if like every reaction to someone seeing your card was, you paid what for that? I don't care. It's my card. I'm gonna buy a pack Where do you buy 600 about you bet 600 bucks 600 there's a chance that they're fake also What's what else is in the pack other other 1986 NBA players? Like resealing them and making they are If it's fake or you get it you try and get it verified afterwards wait a second He wasn't a rookie in 1980s are doing this with Pokemon cards a lot to the people way their Pokemon are making fake boxes with fake

Packs in the with fake cards in the past you buy a sealed pack. They'll have the weight next to it Because they keep the heavier ones because they're slightly you have a holographic. It's slightly heavier. I think that was the first year He had a card though. Mmm. Wait so if I just buy it off this site it could be fake? Yes. What the fuck? What determines the Pokemon cards worth like are the original 150 much more than the Pokemon? It's rarer, it's rarity, it's what people want. I just collect what I want. Does this look like a fake card place? No, because it looks cheap and that's what most card places look like.

I don't know, just any collectibles really. Does Pokemon have like a council that's like this year we shall release only two Blorfs? Like is Pokemon a company? I mean I guess it is Being an asshole yeah, no no no no they release sets Are they still making new Pokemon? Yeah, like I wonder what their strategy the new Pokemon kind of suck Not for me. It's all. Got these empty boxes for $300.

Oh my God. Just the box that has nothing in it. The box that the cards were in. I have this one, Brandon. You want it? Oh, I just got that card too. One on top? Yeah.

Just see the skeins up hold? Yeah, you got a one of 10 skeins. Yeah. You want one on top? Yeah. Just say the skeins I pulled. Yeah, you got a one out of 10 skeins. Yeah. I want to buy a pack. Talk to Marash. He just texted me and said I could have somebody track down a legit 1986 pack.

He's very, very in. All right, yeah, yeah. He was at a convention this weekend. That's right. Find me an 86 pack. I want to rip it and then get one. And then rip it. Mook's brother has a podcast.

That'd be funny. About collecting cards, and he does it for a living. So he asked me what I wanted to collect. And then rip it brother has a podcast About collecting cards, and he does it for a living So he asked me what I wanted to collect I told him and then you immediately said let me buy one and rip it I'm not gonna rip it, but I want to try to get one Organically you say you're not gonna rip it, but I would not know missing the prices for those kidding me I would want like a real fucked up one. I think it would look more like an artifact yeah dusty and smudged and bent I buy misprints a lot I've spent a lot of money on misprints what's your best misprint of all time um was your flag the Buffalo Bill Sabres well that's a really that was like made it's not an actual misprint

written wouldn't you be pumped to rip a pack? I would be, yeah. Brandon, you a nerd? No, I just started doing cards because I started collecting so many pictures and whatnot. Your other collectibles, I understand a lot more. I get a lot of Hank Aaron stuff. I'm on the Hank Aaron beat a lot. Posters, magazines, I get those. Those are just bigger cards, man.

Yeah. I guess. And what do you do with them? You just keep them and collect them. Yeah, like in a drawer? Your junk drawer. When I was nine to 12, I collected cards. It's a nostalgia thing.

You're probably, yeah, it's. Yeah, I'm just tapping into what I couldn't before back then. For me, it has to be like decor in your house. You should like put one section of your wall. Right. And devote that to hanging. But it's cool to talk to like-minded individuals about it.

Yeah, I get it. I get excited. The appeal. It's a community. Yeah. I get that aspect. There should be a social media site for showing off your cards. There's a lot of them.

I think you just do it on any social media site. But it should be specific for cards. Like a letterboxed, but for cards. I just feel like if I had a $30,000 card in my house, I'd be stressed that I'd lose it, or kids would find it or someone would steal it like that would just stress me I Wouldn't enjoy it. You would have a special place for it Yeah, but it wouldn't be out in the open. That's the thing. I would want to look at it I think I would look at it and be like damn. I could have gone to Maui

You'd probably right like probably like could have done so many things Oh, that's first-class do a big case or a frame and have it in the PMT studio or something. And it would probably get stolen. By whom? I don't know. Riff Raff? We don't have Riff Raff. Oh, we have Riff Raff.

Oh, we have Riff Raff? You ever had Riff Raff? He's the definition of Riff Raff. We let him in every day. But we only have one. I don't think he can steal anything, because he would be the only suspect. Mincy would spill spill like hot chili

But she wouldn't know what it is. He's riffraff still riff raffin The rapper riff raffin he's still I forgot about him. Yeah, we had him in the bar stool office way way back in the day It's fucking up. Is it the plug is it the plug at the top or does that is it loose? Who's real? that's it. Jody Highroller. You know RiffRaff? That's a pig snag. He's always got fun mullets and fun cars.

He came and did highlights with those. I don't remember this guy at all. Cool. I guess he's still going. RiffRaff's still doing it. It's him and Limp Bizkit. Oh, that's cool. Again, Fred Durst got very hot.

Wait. Really? What do you mean? He's like very attractive. You think? She's been on this for a while. I know. I've been just alerting the ladies in case

they're late to the game. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre pinball machine that Pat's got and is in here now is horrifying. It's scary. Yeah. Yeah, it's a scary looking pinball machine. I understand you not being able to horrifying. It's scary. Yeah. Yeah, it's a scary, scary looking. I understand you not being able to have that in the house. Yeah.

Yep, he's hot. Let's see. Just a lot of station wagons. What is this? That's Fred Durs and Serene Page. He's, look, he's got hobbies, that's hot. The famous man on stage performing. Yeah. I could see how some people like that. That's pretty Are you guys have FOMO that you're not at Coachella? No worse than ever still the crowds are so shit

They don't get hype at all really Which you go on your I like to watch sets like that's I think it's one of my favorite things to do And I need the crowd to be very into it I need them to be like screaming the words to the songs jumping up and down dancing and they're not doing that this year Coachella is always like the weakest like European crowds blow them out of the wall. Oh, yeah Yeah, I could see that Tomorrowland Yeah Glastonbury that That's rocks. Yeah.

Coachella's corporate, isn't it? British. I feel like I see influencers. It's just yeah, it's a lot of just influencers and now there's literally infinite amount of influencers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was Tim Dillon said that on his pocket. He was like we're Trump wants to bring back factories. He doesn't realize we're just we're a podcast economy now. That's our main. That's our main export. Hot takes. Yeah, it's like Samoa and offensive linemen. Yeah, we're we're an economy built on podcasting.

Can't do factories Wow damn to be like that Jay what do you got on your other sheet today let's see do you own a baseball hat as an adult a ton you wear them all the time I wore one to the Masters. I was headed buttoned down baseball bat. Oh Bat way different But also yes That I like having a baseball bat around that is kind of weird So you just stand and get into your stance at any moment whatever happened to styrofoam? Still around is it totally gone is it very much. Yeah, it actually is totally gone You're gonna start from you bought a bobblehead recently have it all right the mincy from coolers

Start from coolers are cool. That's What do you think they're cool temporary like They always rip in like two seconds do they yeah, they never make it to the destination No, I would rather buy a styrofoam cooler every week than own a $400 Yeti cooler like two seconds. Do they? Yeah. They never make it into the destination. No. I would rather buy a Styrofoam cooler every week than own a $400 Yeti cooler. My brother started once at the Nd500. Because I don't know how often I'm going to be using a cooler.

If in the off chance I need a cooler May 3rd and then June 17th, I can just buy two Styrofoam coolers. But they rip. Fine. What would I care if they rip? And you could just load it up. I don't want to put $400 into a cooler. I want to put $400 into a baseball card.

I said I didn't say that much. I thought it was going to be 10 grand. You can get one for 10. You can't cool a beverage in a card. Whoa. Wait, I just made the point against myself. Yeah you did All right, so styrofoam is still around Stephen. You just haven't been looking. Yeah, Stephen. I buy a lot of bobbleheads What do you own any button-down t-shirts?

down t-shirt like a short sleeve, but it's about Dwight Shrewt Not like like patterned or like different fabric or stuff like that I know KB has one or two a few you have button-down t-shirts I feel like if you're going to a t-shirt semi-formal in the summer like you mean with a collar, too Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine Huh? How would you describe it short sleeve button-up shirt I got button down Brandon nailed it short sleeve button-down shirt fair I say button up Wow

invent a new style of clothes clothes Invent a new clothes But he did like what a t-shirt with button t-shirt with buttons that go all the way down T-shirts and buttons are two opposing ideals. Well, no, cuz a Henley has buttons but about three Right. I've never seen it was all the way down with buttons Oh, no, I don't think that exists. I don't want to see it three at most unless there's like maybe like some like Kids baseball uniforms have it. Yeah, maybe that's just a baseball jersey

You're right Steven you invented a new style. Oh, that is a baseball jersey. It is a baseball jersey. You're right. Steven, you invented a new style. Oh, that is a baseball jersey. Shit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Foiled again. How come baseball jerseys aren't, like, normalized? There's all, like, some are the vests,

some are the full t-shirts. I think that's pretty cool. And then the umpires wear suit jackets. Yeah, that's got to be brutal during the summer. Why Why do like, do they really need belts with their pit? Like, no, that's not just for show. I feel like the other big tradition based thing. I was letting my kid run around a Dick sporting goods the other weekend and there's like so much extra shit, like accessories for in the baseball section for like teen boys baseball gear

Yeah, there's like jewelry and neck look like they're special necklaces And there's belt and but then there's like add-ons to the belt and there's blah blah blah blah It's a lot of stuff. Yeah kids are probably accessory up now. Yeah Even with the elbow pads and you want to give us Do you want to give us do you want to give us a Rundown of who you think's gonna win the NBA playoffs quick off off the cuff data I Think about the bracket

Steven just give me give me the teams that you think can win it In the East I only really think Boston. I'm not buying Cleveland that much Wow Cleveland has an outside shot But outside of those two nobody and I'm a Knicks fan if the next place Celtics if Jalen Brown is fully healthy They're gonna get swept maybe win one game, okay The West is pretty I don't think the Thunder are gonna win. Oh You got Celtics it's who else Lakers. It's I don't think the Lakers can win either Rockets. I Like the Rockets quite a bit. So it's Celtics and Rockets. Oh, you don't think the Rockets are too young They're young. I don't if they get Golden State in the plan

That could be a tough matchup because I think that the Golden State's gonna get a lot of favorable whistles That's the one nice thing you can do with the NBA playoffs. You can just play not their time yet favorable whistles. That's the one nice thing you can do with the NBA playoffs. You can just be like not their time yet. You know, like Thunder last year were really good. Not their time yet. Rockets just not their time yet. So you think the Rockets could win it? Oh, I think the Rockets can get to the finals. I think they would. They can't win it once they're there. I don't think they would be Boston. Okay. Cleveland would be a good series. So nuggets? No, nuggets and Clippers. I think the winner of that I think can beat okay see They win then can they win the NBA championship? Yes, who in the US can win it all I

Need to list the teams that can win it all right now. I have Celtics That's it and maybe the Cavs, but probably not but yeah Celtics Nuggets warriors Clippers and I think the Rockets in the West. I don't think they can win at all. So I thought the Rockets I put five teams or Okc can certainly win. But if the Rockets can beat four teams that can win it all couldn't the Rockets win it all I Don't I don't think they're good. I don't think I think we got mashed by Boston. Okay. They're gonna get mashed by boss So it's Boston. It's it's Golden State. They're gonna mash other teams. It's Denver and it's the Los Angeles Clippers. That's it

Do you have a faith? I think okay see theoretically could do it. I don't believe in them Hmm a lot of theoretical they could all could do it. I don't believe in them They could all theoretically do it I would say so you think it's just a matchup problem between the Rockets and the Celtics I Think I think the Celtics are gonna win the back-to-back assuming Jalen Brown is healthy He has had some knee issues in the last two weeks got it so 20 teams make the playoffs Play a game fucking sucks crazy so Stupid Why? Get these other teams you chance to shine and then you get that you get the real team to have a have a week rest

You play 80 you could do a week rest anyway you play 82 games You don't need to play another game. It's been found out who's good games you don't need to play another game it's been found out who's good the race anti-climatic the warriors are 48 and 34 and the Mavericks are like 39 and 43 the Warriors are a playoff team but the Mavericks could still make the playoffs that's stupid you played 82 games it made the Clippers Warriors game yesterday real exciting oh yeah no one watched that the Masters run the Masters I don't know why you guys talking about this when we got the 2025 WNBA draft tonight what I said page beckers going number one have no idea was going number two

Do you think it too Kate? It's hard to choose there also is she 24. Yeah, she's older. Yeah, she got injured a bunch Yeah, you see the mystics have like three of the top six or seven Yeah, I did see that too. I was just talking to my friend about that. Nobody nobody saw that I texted PFT this weekend. I said no you direct I did just want to make you aware the mystics basically own the 2025 WNBA draft on Monday. What do you say? He didn't respond? But they've got the third fourth and sixth pick that's their crazy They own it draft goes through the mystics I've been saying that I mean you

have to at that point you almost have to just trade those three picks and try to get page at number one right if you have that much capital the official watch parties here in this neighborhood tonight it what I might swing by skies the Chicago skies draft party is in this neighborhood. Yeah, the watch party is in this office said it might be It's at a brewery down the street. Oh Your mics out too. What's going on today? Are you gonna go to this the sky draft watch party about it? We want to know what the vibe is go to go to go to go check it out

Hey with the mystics what with the rugby trip going on going on soon and now you're doing the WNBA stuff you just going full lesbian in front of us I've been thinking about it wait are the missus where are they located Washington? Okay? That's why I text 50 okay? Yeah, I thought it was like the female Celtics PFT is defense. He's a little busy Does Boston have a WNBA team? No. No. Brandon. Oh, Brandon, more lasagna.

Oh, my goodness. Lasagna. Chef Donnie, it's okay. Thank you. Oh, that looks great. Oh, that looks great. Jesus Christ, Donnie. That looks really good.

Oh, wow. You whipped that quick. Wow. You have too much lasagna now. I do. Oh. So this is a Garfield's conundrum, because it you have too much lasagna now. Oh, so this would be this is a Garfield's conundrum because it's a ton of lasagna on a Monday. Mm-hmm. Would he like would he? I think that you hate Mondays. God, Donnie's so talented. It's a Garfield paradox. I wanted to get that have you seen it the

Garfield van that lurks around here. Oh There's a case of the Monday's Garfield How do you notice this shit? There's like a creepy brown conversion van in this neighborhood that's Garfield themed and the whole back is case of the Mondays It's Garfield being like I would notice that I haven't seen it. Oh, it's around That's not cold what I had wasn't cold why you is that stofers oh did he just put some garnish on it that is microwave then He microwaved that He microwaved it Donnie! Donnie!

Donnie! Go Gordon Ramsay on him I want him to explain his dick It's shit It's proper shit Did he get busted? Look at him like Donnie!

Come have a seat! Donnie, what is this for you? This isn't like you! Donnie, that lasagna is cold. Donnie, I want you to explain this dish to me. What happened? It's from the store. It was frozen. I didn't have four hours to make it from scratch.

But you did have four hours. What did he tell you about it? It's on Friday. It's only Friday. I know. I forgot. I didn't have four hours to make it from scratch. But you did have four hours. What did he tell you about it? I told him Friday. It was only Friday and I know I forgot. I usually don't forget shit. It went... I forgot it. But you brought this and I took the first bite and I'm like it's from Donnie so I'm going to say... You said Donnie's so talented. Donnie is so talented, man.

And then I took a bite and said it's cold. I immediately thought, oh Donnie, I defaulted to Donnie so talented you made me look like a fool alright That's on me. I just wanted to bring you something I forgot I felt bad for forgetting, but it takes four hours to make one from scratch So you made him look like a fool on the day after his birthday That's on me. How could you tomorrow you want to make you a fresh one tomorrow? I don't want lasagna anymore. I'm lasagna doubt All right well I did my best He said you're so talented All right, well I did my best. Yeah you did. I don't think you did. Yeah you tried man.

He said you're so talented. He goes mmmm Donnie is so talented. That does make you look dumb. Can we watch that back TJ? Put on the headphones. So talented. I just went straight there. Did you garnish it with your own garnishes?

I garnished it yeah. Donnie is so talented and I just wanted you to get the praise that you deserved and you didn't deserve it Didn't deserve I thought I didn't know that they'd ordered you some I thought you got no lasagna So I felt bad. I want to give you at least something for your birthday It was it you didn't even microwave it all the way through. It's cold. Yeah, you rushed that process. I did. Yeah Donnie this this isn't I'm so disappointed Quick Wow, you have you have too much las disappointed. Watch this, watch this. You went that quick. Wow.

You have too much lasagna now. There's a fuser of praise right here. Oh. So happy. So this is a Garfield's conundrum because it's a ton of lasagna on a Monday. Now I'm eating the frozen Mark Flay lasagna. I think that would be.

You hate Mondays. God, Donnie's so talented. Oh! Look at that. So genuine. Oh no. Oh man. A bite of frozen lasagna. God, Donnie's so talented. Oh! Look at that! So genuine! Oh, no! Oh, man.

A bite of frozen lasagna. Oh, my God. A bite of frozen lasagna. That's bad. Oh. Donnie, get this the fuck out of here. Oh, Donnie's so bad. Oh, that's bad.

That's bad. Sounds bad. Kind of like orgasm a little. I'm sorry, Brandon. Donnie is so talented. Oh. I don't want your lasagna. Oh. I don't want. I don't want your lasagna.

Damn. I'll make it up to you, Brandon. Don't beat yourself up, Donnie. It wouldn't have been a story if you didn't say that. If you'd just been like, oh, it's okay. But I just, if Donnie brings me a plate, I'm just conditioned to think it's the best thing ever. Yeah. This kind of questions all your food

I think I have a long career Yeah, yeah everybody slips up but what's hank wearing? I think we're in a titty shirt Look at a button down. It's a button down shirt T-shirt great Thank you jack holy shit dude, you look awesome I got a goddamn button-down t-shirt. Hank looks great. Why does Hank look so good all of a sudden? Why does Hank start looking good? Hank, you jacked? Holy shit, dude.

You look awesome. It's all that gum, a lot of protein and gum. I did everything. You did all that at NASCAR? Yep. I got to go. We're finally doing interviews for my assistant. Oh. Oh.

So oh, hey. We're popping. Yeah, hopefully we're going to find some. No, in person. People are here? Yeah. How many did you narrow it down to? Eight.

Well, nine. Nine. Got eight men here? Eight men. Let's wheel one off right now. Where are they at? I don't know. They're not on camera guys.

So yeah. Yeah. Specifically, not going to be. All right. Let's rank how important these traits are. Okay. Sports fan. Very important. Gambler.

Important. Sent. Important. Funny looking. Not really important. What's the most important of those four? Sports fan. So you'd rather have a stinky sports fan than a hygienic actual?

I need essentially a memes-Bluetman hybrid with a little bit more ability to talk to human beings. Just mash those together. Did you hear what I said? Add a third person to mash. You don't have the ability to talk to human beings. Would they be tweeting from your account in your voice? Eventually, that's gonna be a long process. Yeah, that could be sneaky hardest part. That's gonna take a while

That will not happen for a long time. But yeah, like Austin tweets from Dave's right How do you even like train someone I guess just like study the tape. What would I say? Austin has been helping he's okay boss. Do we school fuck Delta or do yeah face fuck? Yeah, like that's cool fucking I did we face fucked up. Yeah, all right. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry Brings him in after a long weekend I know she were face fucking United. Look how small Joe Bucks forehead is I noticed you did the Bears are back and all we got was a fumble What the fuck is this

Would you want them to like try making jokes or would it be no yeah It would be just straight like clips and so it almost have to be quotes of you under clips of you saying Yeah, and then like also just, yeah, like a funny picture. Just tweet the picture. Dudes rock. Just any picture that just says dudes rock. Any overweight dude with a goofy haircut. Yeah.

A cut to the crowd at a baseball game. Dudes rock. Yeah, puke video, just send. Dudes rock. Yeah, we'll see. Shit, man. I don't know. So this won't even be content, the interview process? No. Yeah, we'll see. Shit, man. I don't know. So this won't even be content, the interview process? No. Yeah. So are you leading this process or is it Austin that is asking the

questions and you're kind of sitting along? I'm leading it. Austin has gotten me to this point. Yeah. Austin, Marina. Shout out Marina. I think Katie helped. Kim from HR helped a lot. Gaz helped. So make sure you're saying. Gaz helped, so... Make sure you're... Gaz helped and they're all guys? Yeah, the assistant... Yeah. Make sure your assistant blurs out my face in his first ever video for you, like Austin did.

Yes, absolutely. See, we'll see how it goes. I don't know. So this is gonna be someone who travels with you and, like... Probably not right off the bat. Yeah, but... They're gonna ease him in. Yeah. It's exciting.

Eventually. Not to get too far into it, have we got eight Chicagoans here or do we flash on them? I don't know. I think there are a majority from around here, but then there's a couple I think. I think there was a guy from New York, a guy from Michigan. What did these people have that stuck out or was someone else handling that? It was like a it was so many applications and then it was whittled down and whittled down and then I think these guys we we've been tasking

them with like recaps and like stuff like that so they've been doing stuff for it for the last couple weeks I don't know hopefully hopefully we find someone good it's a big day potentially yeah I do wish it was content though I do too but I also don't want to start that and then yeah cuz I need someone who's like very competent and not I'd like to see you make somebody mincey's assistant for a week just to see if they can handle it oh man we could make Zach that our smokes assistant for a week. We hired Zach He's it was tired. I think we've sent him. Yeah

Yeah, we hired Zach. We hired oldie oldie Is gonna he's gonna stay in Canada, but he's gonna come you know every couple months Playoffs coming up. I would imagine yeah Yeah, we'll have them come for that. Who you got, Brandon? I like the Jets. Yeah. Hella bucking the playoffs, man. Yeah.

You like the Jets. Jets. I'm thinking about getting on the ad for the Jets. I don't know. This is the last team I saw play. I watched them play the Blackhawks Saturday night. The Jets. Let's go.

Are they good? They're pretty good, yeah. Are they? Oh shit, these packs are really expensive. Don't worry about the packs. Don't you worry about those packs. You know he's gonna hit on his first one. I'm gonna go to my guy today and see

what can we do about getting packs. Don't buy one straight off the internet. Maresh got me someone. What do you do with the packs? You just open them? Open them, yeah. Then what do you do with them packs? You just open them? Yeah, then what do you do them? Stuff it in a drawer, of course

PSA 7 good. Yeah, it's for that old. It's fine It's I'd be I'd be content. I said it was good I would look for like a eight and a half or higher. Okay. We're gonna do halves. This is just gonna end up being me spending a couple thousand dollars on a pack not getting an MJ being like, I hate cards. Right.

So don't do it. Pretty much it, yeah. But what if I get an MJ? What's the second most- That's the allure here. Like, this is the fun part of card collecting. Yeah, but if you could just be like, I'm gonna win every bet gambling, would you take that choice? If I knew I was gonna win every single one, it would be boring.

But you don't like card collecting. I know, but I like the thrill of being like, what if I get an unbelievable card? So you do like card collecting. I like the gambling part. He's done with it as soon as he opens the card. Right. That's the allure. Buying, just buying the MJ would be like, alright, what do's done with it as soon as he opens the card. Right. That's the allure. Buying just buying the MJ would be like, all right, what do I do with it now? I want to write on to earn the engine.

And question. Yeah, I don't think you get it, Brandon. And then I'll just resell it and probably buy more packs. Get an engine. Yeah, that's the whole I get another MJ. Who else is in there? Just just any players from the 80s? Or is it... I don't think anybody has near the goal. Is it Elijah Wan, must be.

Yeah. Like can you get... The magic in the bird. Are you going to get the plumbers? Not if I'd be able to get some plumbers. That'd be funny. Yeah. You'll get a Brad Rowe house.

A pack of plumbers for three grand. Yeah. It's just all plumbers. Mike Juminski. It's just all Indiana Pacers. Yeah. Maybe one Sacramento King. Alright, let's spin the wheel.

Tomorrow is a huge day. Yes. It is our thousandth show, but it really doesn't matter. Look what you made me do, spaghetti. Behave accordingly. I'm so excited. Show but it really doesn't matter. It's Look what you made me do spaghetti Hey accordingly. Yeah, I'm so excited. I'm afraid Terrified you guys are gonna hate it, but I'm excited. I'm excited for it's a debut We're not gonna hate it. That's it's okay. It's not like it worst-case scenario. It's are you proud of it

Have you guys is it done? Is it I I don't know I haven't seen it. Okay, so it's not done yet We shouldn't even be talking about it But you feel good about it Steve you feel you're you're you're you're you're in a position. That's like whatever happens I know I gave it my all and oh yeah, are you in God's plan mode? Yeah, yeah, it's it's in God's hands right now. Yeah, no I guess Lou gives us All right spin the wheel TJ two very different sets of hands Huge Oh boy, this is so funny

Yes Wash that was on you, Dan. I think we should start with someone getting wet tomorrow. I do too. I think we should spin the wheels. Should we find out who it is? No, I think we should wait until tomorrow. Yeah, that's fine. I think it's way better if someone gets wet.

It's Yak-a-thousand, somebody gets wet. Yeah, yeah, that's way better. We'll start with it tomorrow. Like we just spin or someone's automatically getting wet So we spin tomorrow. Oh, we do the whole thing tomorrow. We spin to see who gets wet tomorrow. Yeah, okay I like that. So everyone's got to just be like hey shit tomorrow might be my day fuck love it for yak a thousand That will be funny. That's better. Yeah, that's way better at the front of the show is way funnier than the show Yeah, but you can't spin the wheel at the front of the show. That's the weird yeah. That's way better. At the front of the show is way funnier than the end of the show. You're wet for the whole show. You can't spin the wheel at the front of the show.

That's the weird part. Why not? Why don't we just make wet just forever is going to be at the front of the show now. If it hits, it just... Spin it at the end of the show. If it's wet, it's for the next show. Yeah. All right.

What about that, Brandon? Compromise? That sounds good. Yeah, that sounds really good. Yeah. Someone wet all day is going to be very funny. It only took 1,000 episodes for us to get here, but... Yeah. Oh, we did it in 999. We figured it out. All right. We'll see you everyone tomorrow. Someone wet all day is gonna be very funny. It only took 1,000 episodes for us to get here, but... Yeah!

Oh, we did it in 999. We figured it out. All right, we'll see you every tomorrow. Someone be wet. It's the yak style, it's a burrwa, it's the yak It's the yak It's the yak Yeah, it's time to talk shopper, do a Yankee swap, it's the yak It's the yak We'll not gonna like that one am I right chat yak a thousand tomorrow

See you then love you, bye happy birthday dad