The Yak - Brandon's Buying Momma Walker a House in Illinois | The Yak 4-3-25

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in. Robak.com promo code yak. 20% off your first purchase. Q-zips, polos, hoodies, jog hoodies joggers shorts row back comm promo code yak hello everyone Hey, what's up? How's everyone doing? I'm ready for war yeah I'm ready for war yeah Mm-hmm yeah, we have an insider in that Facebook group, and we saw the posts and my word so before we get ready for war yeah One I have something for Stephen Che. Oh, I'll just share with the class TJ sent it to you

TJ like 20 seconds, okay, is it something for Stephen? It's for Stephen for us to You could watch oh Everyone who's watching right now at home. You can keep watching. Oh, all right this Okay You know I lie a lot Yeah ever had it. Steven Che, you're awesome baby! He's the man.

Anything to say back, Steve? The absolute best. To keep me. Oh, Che. Everybody on Earth. Let's try that again. TJ, I have something for Steven. I have something for Steven. Steven, say it man, you're awesome baby with a cap of the leg. You're a peak deep beard. You know, I lie a lot, Steven.

Anything to say, Steve? April Fool's, baby! Why did you say that? How appropriate retort. It's April 3rd. Oh, he's, the end of his thing was April 3rd. Just say, that's awesome, baby. That's awesome, baby Okay, that's in

Minus that was like there's putting it on a tee yep, and then like this this was on a tee But it was somehow moving less than a ball on it. Yeah Pretty you got some under your seat moving less than a ball on it. Yeah. Brady, you got something under your seat? Oh! Oh! What's that doing under there?

The guard? Oh, shit! You just had a dildo in your ass. That means you have to shove it up there now. You sat on it. Why did y'all stick a dildo? Who stuck a dildo in my chair? I guess you're gay.

As fuck. Who did that? It was me. Danny! You have to sit on it now. Danny, You've been Already back trenches and II saw a sparkle put out their statement on their Facebook group So I came with one for the yak listeners. Okay wait all right so before we before we Mike

We're live right now. I'll come out and say hi The before we do this, though, I want to just say something. Because I've been through a lot of these wars at Barstool. How it always goes is someone says something bad about us, our fans who are the most loyal and best fans in the world, then go back at them, and then those people say,

look at Barstool, they just attacked us. We made the right decision. Yeah, right. So what I'm asking Yak fans, the loyal Yak fans who we love dearly, let's kill them with absolute ridiculously sarcastic kindness. So that way they can't come back and flip it and be like, look at these heathens. They sit like, you know. People are calling them gay pussies, and that might not.

That might have been us. But like stuff like, oh man I love SporkleCon, but it would be awesome if the Barstool guys were there. Like SporkleCon really is the best. So excited, only missing Barstool. Yeah, stuff like that. Yeah. What? Or we could just say Torch Earth. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's just, it's, it's funny.

It is. Yeah. It's still like they, they wanted to make it an inclusive place so they couldn't have us. They excluded us. They excluded us. They want everybody that's into Sporkle to feel welcome there except for the people that are in Sporkle.

Ten people were bothered. I know the whole reason we. There are more people in this room than there are people that were upset that we were going to be there. I thought the whole reason we reelected Trump was room than there are people that were upset yeah we're gonna be there I thought the whole reason we re-elected Trump was so we don't do this shit agree now I'm afraid that there's somebody in here I don't know whose side they're on oh there's somebody in here you don't know whose side yeah who could that be if someone? If somebody in both communities. If someone in here were told, hey, one's gotta go the Yak or Sporkle.

I like Sporkle. I think you guys are the George Zimmer men of the Sporkle community right now. And what? What the fuck? I think that's how people receive you. When you say people, are you one of the people? Is the people in this room right now?

I'm not in the Sporkle community. I'm just a Sporkle fan. It's very different. These people, like, they have their own thing with each other. But you know the inside jokes. I do. I think we should wage war on the people in the comments in a nice way sports are cast people the community yes

yeah and whatever else you want to do hmm can't trust them don't get it can't trust it's yeah no I'm on I know I'm on the side. I think it's fucks porco Cuz they bent the knee to some loser a Half dozen people and one of them the biggest loser of all time yeah, Tucker I don't know that's oh, sorry. We're not gonna call name the woman yeah Can you pull up that article? Oh, yeah called out a Holes how a legend yeah, and the way she called him out is the biggest loser thing I've ever seen in my life. Yep She was on Jeopardy

And she claims that Jeopardy James took the game too seriously. Yep Ex-rival slams Jeopardy, guy, uh, James Holzhauer wasn't respectful to me or the other players or show staff. All right, hold on. Where's the Robin Falco? Yeah, he turned it into his job. Don't they win money? Yeah, that is your job. Yeah, good enough at it. Yeah, he took a year off from his job. That's what he told me to just focus on and perfect this. This is a game. This is a fun experience, and when it comes to dealing with him, it was not.

Shut the fuck up. You're such a loser. You lost. And then you said, oh, I thought we were supposed to be having fun. How does she not get left out of every room she walks into? Why does anybody listen to her and say, okay, we should value this opinion? Yeah. Understand it.

It's just trivia. Don't take it too seriously. but then it also yeah, right The most hypocritical person of all time crazy. Yeah, my favorite comment on the entire thread was I'm seriously thinking of not going over this everything that sparkle claims to stand for is everything that barstool is not What the fuck does? Anonymous trivia site what also a place platform where you can make quizzes We never like announced our what we were doing with that. We weren't like the figureheads of Sporkle con we were in a separate room two hours before the event started that you had to buy a specific ticket to see us

Yeah, no one was going to accidentally watch the act that day right and it was also this was not something that we were Like we have to be at Sporkle con Sporkle con was in Chicago. We're like hey we use Sporkle a lot We like Sporkle would be kind of cool if we did something there and Then yeah, we're the Sporkle community. Yeah, what makes them the Sporkle? We are we are Sporkle Sporkle community? Yeah. We are. We are Sporkle. Sporkle had no problem taking our two years of free advertisement, maybe even longer. Correct. Three years of free advertisement. But as soon as we're booked for something and three people say I'm not comfortable, they say, Oh, well, fuck them. No, fuck you. You guys

are right. Oh man. He's not even call us. What is the Sporkle community? It's undefined if anything, we're more of the Sporkle community. There's no such thing. There's people that like Sporkle, which is us. There's more of us than... Yes. We've done more for Sporkle than any other person who complained. TJ, reply and say no. Let's make a bigger Sporkle community Facebook page.

Let's make our own Sporkle con. Let's get thousands of members. Yeah. All right. Let's do our own SporkleCon. Is SporkleCon directly connected to Sporkle or is it a fan made thing? I don't know. What if we just said, what if the guy was like, you're no longer invited and we just

replied and said, wrong. Yes, we are. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we're coming. We're wrong. We'll buy a ticket. We're all coming. We're all, we are.

And if you won't let us buy tickets. We're Sporkle motherfucker. Yeah, we're going to do our own SporkleCon. We're going to do are, we are, we're a Sporkle motherfucker. Yeah, we're gonna do our own SporkleCon. We're gonna do it in late summer. We're gonna do it in Charlottesville, Virginia. We all need some torches and shit. I gotta meme, I gotta meme, I gotta meme. Hey, hey, hey, fuckin', look at me, I'm the Sporkle now.

Holy shit. Yeah! Fuckin'. Let's make a SporkleCon Twitter account right now. I still don't trust you. Yeah, I don't I yeah, this is You're about good all time like yeah, let's get them guys Fucking joke around play the character as a joke Come on now. I'm excited to do this it really is one of those situations where I it doesn't really matter But then the more I thought about it the more mad I got the fact that it doesn't matter is why you get so upset Right you're like this is so fucking stupid, right?

Why are they putting their foot down and then that makes me upset and these loser people there's six of them one of which is Complained about losing in jeopardy to to Jeopardy James, the biggest fucking participation trophy loser that's ever been created. They basically get to decide who is in the sport goal community. But I guarantee all of them work for top to bottom moral companies. Oh yeah. Oh man. We had people typing out, Sigh.

Sigh. They were typing out Sigh? Up, up, sigh. Yeah. Sigh, they were typing out sigh? Oop, oop, oop. Yeah. All right, Danny, you gotta. Danny's off the leash. I was on the same page as you.

Like, we're playing by their rules. So I just, I took their statement and just reworded it slightly. Dear Yak listeners, we've made the decision to remove the sporkle section from the gauntlet. Before we get any further, we apologize to any member of the YAC community that felt hurt by their inclusion in the first place.

This part of the gauntlet was supposed to test the participant's knowledge. Every other part of the gauntlet takes place in the basketball court. This was a separate event. We just thought it would be cool to add in a mental element, but we now recognize that even with that context, the association alone

Didn't set the right tone and we're truly sorry for that We had no idea about their movies by bikini or name that celebrity but quizzes left so many people Feeling unqueasy us here at the act typically don't like to nitpick from the past, but we do like to play a fair game Can we find the most offensive sport cool quizzes sparkle quizzes yeah that Halle Berry swordfish What do you mean? Yeah? No? No? I'm saying Let's play it on the site Hmm they even have their guests our own ass that one is too they want to call us misogynistic by Putting pictures of girls and bikinis on our site. I just don't know

as well when we became such pussies man. Right. Like I can go to any event with any people there and I'm like all right well I guess there's somebody over there I don't like I'm gonna stay over here or something like that. I don't know why you have to try to shut down something or try to say I can't not physically go there because these people's boss once said something I disagree with. Right. Yep. And this is also like this is the people, these people are the hot dog meme from I Think

You Should Leave, like we're trying to find the person who did this in terms of like why is Trump so popular? Why is all these things, we're not the bad guys, it must be them. When you exclude people because you think you're morally better than them, everyone fucking hates your guts. Pieces of shit. But also do it in a sarcastic, nice way.

Right. We love you guys, we hope you have the best time. Yeah. Oh, it would be a shame if you had such a good time you never wanted to leave. I hope you make best friends there and smile the entire time. I hope the doors get locked and you guys can't leave

because you're having such a good time. Yeah. Yeah. I hope the lights go out. But again, I think- I don't know why that would be. That would suck. I think 95 to 9% of them are people

who would be cool with us there. I think indifferent. in different. Yeah How many no one comments it was literally like six comments how many people that guy was like holy shit Those people probably aren't even going holy shit. This is overwhelming. I have to do something about this six people have said I Can't go there were people on this show than people that that's what I mean Yeah, not only that but people would pay like if we promoted Sporkle con I bet you you'd have no problem selling those tickets eyes I mean we can still get people to go in yak merch yeah like what would have happened if all of us replied to the people are like I'm not gonna go

if Barstool is there if we replied we're not gonna go if Barstool is not there yeah then the guy just wouldn't like Hullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll I'm just getting tweet tweeted pictures of Sporkle being down. What's up? And it is Sporkle con something that goes around the country is there a Sporkle con Charlotte Sporkle con Phoenix Sporkle con Chicago Or is there one Sporkle? Detroit that's why we were interested in is because it was here. Yeah Anywhere else we would never even been a story TJ. Is there like a vlog of it? Yeah, like how many people? How many people are there has 305 followers Wow, let's make a bigger group. I Think we do our own sporkle con. We can go bigger with the yak sporkle con. What do they even do? Where is it? I know that Chicago obviously where like we do it like next door. We do our own

Rosemont out there. I don't think so. No, I think it's at McCormick place Is it even at McCormick place? I don't even know if it is downward like the Paul basketball. Yeah, yeah arena I think it's like in like a ballroom at like the Zachary Hotel. Oh really I don't know I saw see the one by we the one by Wrigley. Yeah, I don't know I know All right events tickets. Oh Maybe it is McCrack shit McCormick play. All right, that is pretty good. Well, I'm looking out there's smaller rooms in there Yeah, there are smaller rooms

McCrack place convention center shame of yak on were the same exact weekend in the same place exact same Oh my god, we should but anybody at workorkle con is welcome to yak con. Oh absolutely You're inclusive. We don't yeah fuck who comes to ours. Oh, yeah, we just love trivia man that fucking we don't Yeah on their Facebook page the first the first kind comment has been put there can't wait for sporkle con been studying new Platts in four months Yes, Jay Oh yes, let's go! I'm on y'all side It just doesn't sound real Come on Yes, Chay Just got some exciting news

It actually is So we have a new potential alternative to Sporkle You know about this? Yakkel? I've never heard of Yakkel I thought it was like that other jet something. No, but where were we going to make Yakkel?

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! We have Yakkel! Let's see. Shout out to the guys at NFL crossover quiz. Oh! No kidding! Okay, I didn't know this. This's all across the front of this guys. Yeah So they just made they made they made sporkle in a day

No shit, I already forgot about sporkle look at this oh I love this how clean the layout is oh my god not riddled with ads Wait us presence. We just got a list presence. Yeah, looks like it Jefferson Trump Yeah Benjamin Franklin Not Trump's not in there. Oh, no 10 category is this one woke to yeah fuck. Oh, they made woke Yeah, that's not an extra I just did the wrestling one and it worked. Well, they just created

Planets say Mars or Uranus Alright that's just shows us that it can be done. Yeah, you've already worked on alright that is exciting news I love that. I want sparkle dead Yakles theoretically hypothetically Spirit course. Yeah spiritually. I want them in a dead. Yakkos. Theoretically, hypothetically. Spiritually. Of course. Spiritually I want them. In a nice way. In a nice way.

Yep, yep. I want Sporkle gone. I've been playing Sporkle for 15 goddamn years. I know. But we can create a better one. Yeah, let me see that one I guess. And then we'll ban them. Yeah, and let's invite the Jeopardy Vance too.

Reigns. Oh this, yeah this works. Why did Roman Reigns not work? Oh fuck. Alright well let's not. It's beta, it's beta. First, first, fine, fine, okay, alright, don't worry about it, we don't have to do this right now. Let's give them some time. I had another idea, I reached out to Jeff D. Lowe about maybe incorporating a splash page for sporkle type quizzes into the dozens like Cool, right. Yeah, we can have options quickly here and then For all the people asking what is the future destroy their entire lives have we reached out to the founder of sporkle? Is there one dust or a Chicago man? Really? No the guy that I've been dealing with is like the business development guy who have you make sense have you hit him up?

I haven't responded to that email Request is request him to come on the act is sporkle con Affiliated directly with sporkle or is it a fan made event yeah, who? This guy's official sporkle email. I think it is alright, so so ask him Yeah, we'd like to invite him on the yak is this poor guy He was the one who was cool with it right, so he's probably taking heat from the sporkle community Yeah, no, I'm fine with the guy who originally set us up It's whoever the guy who decided that listening to four people is more important than yeah, he works exclusive

It's the guy that made the statement in the group Should we throw paint on I believe so yeah probably no yeah, all right, but sarcastically Oh, yes, paint. Yeah, they really cared they would let us go so they could throw paint on us Yeah, yeah make a statement or us into a trap and make a statement vice president of business development Let's get him on the yak we should maybe Where they could like invite us and then nobody shows up so we feel embarrassed yeah, they could boycott us there 90% of them wouldn't have even known we were there no we were Start right oh

We should maybe do like a I'm thinking about how to do this yeah, we gotta do something I was thinking maybe catfishing them and pretending we're Saudis and be like we'll buy sporkle for a billion. Oh, that's great Show how critical they are yeah, that's great. Yeah Then looking into sporkle live golf isn't working out. Sporkel's the future. One billion dollars. That could happen. I still want to infiltrate. Come on. No. Well, you're still off the leash. Yeah. You're right. I'm going to have to dog it. Yeah, we can't control what you do. You're

right. Go undercover. I will. How much are tickets? Are you going to buy every single Bought every ticket. I think the best thing we can do is get a bunch of people on our side to go there Yeah, yeah, if we showed up in the hundreds even a hundred I think that would be a large enough person overwhelming amount of us showed up Hundreds to take over What the fuck eight hundred ninety nine dollars what what are they doing? What are the add-ons think that might be competing?

What the fuck is a competition going from like room to room or oh? Does the final sporkle winner win like a big prize or single-day ticket? These are crazy price all these prices are crazy, so we and there's add-ons a t-shirt Premium table sure sure sure all the brains table We really get to in the weeds about it But they initially wanted to charge us for going in which case we declined and said we would not do that But we did settle on we would go for free and they could sell tickets to it So if there's charging that much for a regular ticket, I assume our ticket would have drawn been a pretty good draw for them

I We have pretty good trivia minds at this company is there an angle where We create some sort of win ultimate trivia team to represent the yak under all of the whole house all the brand Yeah, oh, we names we have a oh my god. Our team wins for sounds like you need somebody to win a trivia competition Yeah, that's what it sounds like to me, And I think I know just we got to look out where I don't have Kirk's number James Kirk Are you mincy? I think we might need some topper guys like But I think like if that Jeopardy girl is going it might be some of you showed up with James

That's all we gotta get James Yeah, we got a recruit people shaking in her boots. We gotta get jeopardy James to go I think I have his phone get you no kidding. Yeah, oh my god That's a great idea and the team wears like all leather with spikes like bad boys. Yeah, girlist gloves They ride a motorcyle right yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whoever came up But the team is called Barstool yak is very small but in that case we would have to win because if no if we lost We lost that would suck tough Well, we'd have to win because if no if we lost we lost Well we'd have to send like maybe three teams Yeah, a bunch of teams. Yeah, we'd have sent a few team a team a B team And I'll just have fun team and just have fun team just a cause chaos to you. Yeah

Yeah, it's burping to the mic a lot into the mic I'm angry Just hurt man. Just hurts. Yeah. I want to talk to this guy. I was excited for it. I was excited to talk to like-minded people or so I thought. I do think the fact that it doesn't matter is what makes me so mad. Correct.

The more I think about it the more I'm like if this actually had stakes to it I wouldn't be yeah, it's weird. Yeah, if it was more important I would I would probably just be like well I get it, you know Yeah, I was going to be excited about it all summer all summer And then like a week out start dreading having to go and then trying to figure out a way not to go, right? Yeah, like if you If we take out the fact that they told us we can't come if like TJ had been like hey we're not actually gonna

do sports complex sick if they if they were first thing to hear Friday in August I have to do anything if they reverse and invite us back can we not go hmm I say we don't yeah I don't think we go we should send some men some gay men Okay, no more. I'll see they're already doing this guys. They're already doing this They're doing the thing where if we send them nasty stuff. They're gonna be like look. They're being mean this guy replied to Che and said that he would talk offline, but And then he was like, please have

people stop sending me stuff. Like if you killed yourself, the world would be more welcome. Don't do that. Don't do that anyway. But that's how they win. Yeah. And they win when we do that. This is over. Just this is trivia. Right. Trivial. Yeah. It's a very trivial. We need to deal with kindness. Let's also be clear. We did not do that. These were no, no, no, people. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that. These were people. No, no, we're not. But we've got to have one message as a fan base, and it's got to be overly kind to a sarcastic level, where they can't then turn it. Because that's all they do.

I've seen this playbook a billion times when it comes to anything we get into with other people. They say, we hate Barstool. Our fans who are loyal say, kill yourself. And then they're like, see, barstool our fans who are loyal say kill yourself And then they're like see barstools the worst. Mm-hmm. They were playing into their hands when we do that That guy sucks that that response sucked. I Want to talk offline, but also don't send this on But how do we get this guy? Yeah, I don't know I

want But how do we get this guy? Yeah, I don't know. I want... I want Danny infiltrate and just like gain power. Yeah, I want justice. And get this guy out. You take over for him. We want to destroy them, but in a nice way. I want to destroy them. We want to kill them with kindness.

But I also want to just take over the whole thing. Uh-huh. I want to... Do we want to burn Sporkel to the ground, or do we want to carve out the the These people and supplant ourselves We want to do we want to form a coup Yeah, we also want to expose them a little

Yeah, like they they pointed fingers at us for the same things. They do guess that ass It's very opposite of the text I had drafted to send to you all last night in the yak group chat What was that? I think we should just let it go? There because my mic and headphones without get a load of that What is going on right now Disgusted by your existence. I don't care Why are you? Defending them. I'm just saying is I don't want people to kill yourself

Yeah, I'm used to it. I get it, but uh Okay, I Don't like that you're sitting there Here uncomfortable. Are you an app? Are you gonna reach out to those people just pick it's okay? No no look at the camera say fuck them Let's kill her with a star yeah Kate they hate you Hate your guts you will go to sporkle con you'll'll make friends with these people. You'll be like, see, this is all nice. And they'll be like, yeah, Kate, tell me about

yourself. You'll say, I work at Barstow and they go, yeah, yeah. No fucking vomit all over the place. And even though your face, they hate you. You're less than, even if they don't hate you personally, they hate everyone that you're friends with and love. Think about that. You know, the bad, the man was, the sun and the wind were like, we can get this guy to take off his jacket. They were beefing. What?

And the wind was like, I'm gonna go first. I'll get him to take off. And the wind blew and blew. That's what you thought. And the man held his jacket tighter. And the sun was like, I'm gonna just be extra warm and friendly and the man took off his jacket. I don't want to take your jacket off.

Have you ever heard the one about the dumb bitch on the podcast? Yes, many times. Many times. I get it. Kate, this is also like, like if someone from outside these walls said like, I hate Brandon, I'd be like, no, fuck you, dude.

Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like rallying around the crew. I get it. No, I get it. I. Okay. It's it's like rallying around the crew. I get it No, I get it. I still think the best option is to create a larger more active sporkle community within our own realm That's here's the only problem vastly bigger than that. I say it right here's all the things I said Here's the problem with with your plan that takes a lot of work No, it doesn't reality all I really want to do is just bitch about it. Yeah, that's about it. Okay

I want to start a revolution from my chair Okay, even if you were warm or whatever metaphor you just used and they got to know you they still wouldn't like you because No, there's where you work I think that's my issue I want to win them over But you can't But you'll never win them over Unless you know winning them over Unless you get a different job

There's nothing we could ever do that would make them be like oh Barstool's not bad They've made up their mind That's how it always works I used to do that I used to be like oh yeah they, they'll think we're cool. They just need to meet me. Yeah. But what would piss them off the most

if we were the faces of Sporkle? You want to do that. That's right. Not if we got a bunch of people to say fuck Sporkle and then they'll be like, oh yeah, these guys are assholes, vindicated. I agree with you there. We can't play into their hands in that respect.

That's why I think, KB, you should run for president of Sporkle. There's a groundswell of support. Is there an election? I don't know. What if we just make a bunch of quizzes on the Sporkle website, and one of the questions will be like,

who is the president of Sporkle? Kyle Bauer. Yes, it's Kyle Bauer. Oh. You like that, like we just pepper yak references into miscellaneous quizzes plant seeds but if the yak was the sporkle show that would piss them off the most mm-hmm already or the sporkle community no because I think it free ads and then they still have their own I'm not sold on the fact that it's fucks porco as a business right I agree with that

Yeah, but their leader kind of it is willing to listen to the community so then it is fucks A section of the community section. Yeah, cuz we're the even worse. Yeah, not all sparkle. You know there we go Okay, tell them to fuck themselves gosh darn it Kate I might for somebody who went to war you suck at confrontations. Yeah, well, I don't We lost a lot of good guys in sport Oh, we lost a lot of good guys in sport That guy's email pisses me off even more

He just did the exact playbook. I was talking about yours really stewing. Well. I mean that I've just I've this is This is basically the last you know 15. It is just what they do they do this all the time. Mm-hmm. It just drives me insane So I really all the sparkle guys that would get That would get to them Tickets are so but not barstool the sparkle guys the yak the sport. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, right? Well, no because I don't want them to do the oh, we like the yak. We don't like barstool. I Think it's the whole company. I mean Dave doing a sporkle con commercial probably mmm we're not gonna tank the company no we're giving them more free yeah I think about my next

move mm-hmm it's tough there's a lot you can't get in there though what a sporkle fan started DMing us telling us to kill ourselves I'd imagine there's a lot you can do. Danny, get in there. What if Sporkle fans started DMing us, telling us to kill ourselves? I'd imagine there's a crossover of. Yeah. True. That would be bad. Just have to flip their playbook on them. The group chat was an angry place last night.

Yeah. Angerous we've ever been. Yeah. It was hot in the streets. Yeah. I think I want to go. I'm gonna go with you Danny. I'll go with you too. I'll go with you. We're all going. I got to see these cross link arms walk in. I want to I want to make a list. I want to go look them in the eye. They would bring my kids. Yeah. Nice. Good. Yeah. bring the children. Yeah Tell you tell my son that I'm not allowed here. Yeah

The whole time that can we go home? Yeah, I'm dying to leave that It's fucking sucks dad Could we no what? Could we call the hotel that booked their convention thinking about and be like Sporkel molested us I want to lie booked their convention and be like, Sporkel molested us. I don't wanna lie. So make it not a lie. Show us where Sporkel touched you. Show us on the doll.

Yeah. Hitler was a big Sporkel guy. I think so. That's right. Loved it. It definitely has ties to Nazism. Definitely some Nazi quizzes on there. Yeah. I'll say that oh

Right there might even be one called name the word. That's almost racist What if the Jeopardy girl wants to call us mildly racist? That's as mildly racist as it Interesting that on sparkle that can't be right. I tried to do it. I didn't get a single one right I triple-checked You know shit any every time you say these bad quizzes. I got I just want to play. I know it sounds fun Yeah, I'm three for three. I want to say let's find the worst quizzes Well guess the women's but where is the why is the even playing field? Where's the guess this penis imprint? That's true, right? Buzzfeed did that checking and it's Guess this bulge.

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Oh yeah. So Bosco got confronted by a violent attention seeker. Yeah, Alex Stein 99. Oh my God. By a tension seeker yeah, Alex Stein 99 um Bosco's been very very very likable only this has been good for him. This is yeah, it's he's He's done a really good job. Is he arrived. I think he's arrived gotta be close. He's gotta be very close I think he was getting there at Yeah, you should be in there right about now. Wow. I think after this incident, he was a little worried about sharing his exact location.

Got it. Oh, that makes sense. So what happened? No. Harden the pimp on a blimp. Here we go, Alex Stein. Okay, I brought a bottle of champagne and they just confiscated it.

Are you the guy who stole the wine? Yes, but I was coming. That's it. Aren't you the guy who what? Stole him in the office. He's teasing that he's gonna show the full video tonight. Oh, this is the guy who what storm the office he's teasing the full video tonight menses Yes, menses friend. Oh And he's also retweeting that this is was a political statement of some sort what huh? Bosco Rico's bus no mints wouldn't understand Rico's bus

Nice try. Actively holding up a shine. A shining light on lunacy, degeneracy, and hypocrisy of the tali. What does Rico have to do with this? Does this woman? He's neither tolerant nor left. And also, does this woman know that Alabama

just choked against Duke? What? Wait, Dallas? Let's go with this one. OK, Dallas has been fun. I've been here 30 seconds. That rats come looser who stormed the NYC office. Alex Stein met me off the bus with some bimbo videoing trying to get a pardon. I immediately went for security and wanted nothing to do with him. I'm sure the video will come out because that's all he does. A stunt for attention. Random rider got me a fast food. Do these people have actual fans?

Or are they just like, would Rico haters in this situation be the only one supporting this guy? You know what I mean? I think he's unfortunately not fans. I really don't know anything about him besides just starting off as his. Kind of a flex having a bimbo. Yeah, we got one.

I'm defending him. It's just very funny that Rico, like, he doesn't give a fu- He just- he literally just wants to get there to get, you know, the SID from Mckneese Estate. Cell phone number. And give a fuck about politics. So that was- what was the- I'm confused. A political guy? Politics at all.

He, uh- I think he like he tried yet the Alex Stein I Can't remember how the beef started Why did he come to the office uh he just did it right oh, okay now I remember he did Alex I does like pranks and stuff he went to a city council and Did like a prank where he got very political. Gaz shared the video being like, this is a hilarious video,

but didn't watch the whole thing. Dave was like, take that down, we don't do politics. And then he came and stormed the New York office being like, why did you take it down? It's good shit. Yeah. And now- And Ebony was swinging when he won.

Yeah, Ebony was ready to go. Oh, they's good shit. Yeah, and now he was swinging when he was ready to go oh They loved that were we hacking when that happened no no it's pick central That's when mincy keep the clip of mince me looked at the camera and mincy knows him from college. Yeah, oh So mincey's an inside mole for Alex Stein and then mincy when he stormed the office everyone in pick central Essentially like got up to kick him out and mincy just stood there and was like I'm not doing anything Wasn't wasn't big. I have cool as fucking this. Yeah, there was his head up. Yeah We had a homeless guy and of whoa all right homeless guy in a vlogger Yeah Whoa, all right homeless guy in a vlogger Get a mebony and bunny

Mincy realizes Alex time Mincy just sat there I don't know what you're standing on. And Cody, everyone, and Aaron, fucking get them. I'll host Pick Central by myself. Do not get paid enough. See, Mincy just sat there. This is Megan Nunes. We're here, talk some sports. Yeah, look at Mincy. I believe that guy is a TikTok.

I've seen him on TikTok. Fucking Lunatic, it looks like. There you go, Brandon. Yeah. I just stood in the back and shot the double birds. I didn't really do anything. Yeah. That was enough. But is that what he wanted to get attacked? Yeah Yeah, we didn't know who it was at the time. We didn't stop and say is this Alex Stein? Yeah, we just

We just looked over the security guard was fighting with somebody Donald Trump can pardon every J sixer for storming the Capitol and Dave Portnick and pardon prime time number 99 for storming Barstool HQ. I don't think anybody's even thought about it since no it hasn't we haven't thought about it once Hmm Alex Steinert. It took me a second to even remember why the why it started Yeah Sweet yeah, but Rico's been great. Yeah tornadoes crushing it man Tornadoes man, they've really gotten bad

Yeah, yeah Just feels like there's way more than there used to be you think so. Yeah, there was you live in Illinois now I do live in Illinois and I'm above the the madness But I think there was there was the second most tornado warnings of all time yesterday Whoa, it Whoa gigantic day You see these nasty ass tornadoes. They did they touch down a bunch of places. Yeah, there's some in Arkansas some in Tennessee Well, they were everywhere really called Dana Dana Shit, you remember Joplin 2011. Yeah, that was bad

Dana's bachelor parties this weekend his seventh one. Yeah, where is it? I? Don't know Ed just went he flew out today right somewhere in Florida I believe how many people's he got good does anybody have the stats probably a lot of people I? Don't know probably 10 plus. I'd assume I would say more than that Wow knowing Dana Well, I mean how many people you think yes standing up? I don't know how many is too many I think anything more than like five you think I don't have a bachelor party. I don't think we play golf That's a bachelor party

For us feel like most people have like at least eight nine nine in the wedding yeah eight's a lot I'm standing up in four this year, and I think they all have eight plus. Are you about to hit wedding season hard? I've been hitting it. Yeah That's too many friends man Can you say no to a bachelor party yeah, though yeah, I think more people are starting to crazy I did twice this year. I had a friend who said yes the bachelor party no to a bachelor party? Yeah. Oh yeah. I think more people are starting to because they're getting crazy. I did twice this year.

I had a friend who said yes to the bachelor party and no to the wedding. Cool. Awesome move. Fucking bad ass move. Just no reason, just no. Yeah I mean I think he's like oh I can't make it to the wedding but I'll be there for the bachelor party. Oh yeah that's a good one.

I love saying I can't make it. Yeah can't make it. I also think that people don't really care like in your head. You're like oh, I if I can't make this wedding people gonna be so Mad I'm not there's like no one gives I think people are relieved because yeah saves the money And then they still get a gift from you and they can also invite someone who's on the fence. Maybe yeah, yeah Yeah, it's tough for me to warrant bachelor party. Like I can't, I don't have the time to fly out and I don't golf. Yeah.

I think the more low key they are the better. All my favorite ones that I've ever been to are like grungy local, like bar crawls and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Or ones that are not like cabins or stuff like that. That's fun. You know what I mean?

That are cabins? That are like going somewhere where it's like you and your friends And it's you can't get separated like when you go to Vegas for a bachelor party It's like you barely spend any time together because when there's 20 dudes in Vegas You can't all go do one thing together guys just want to be in a house for two days straight drinking Yeah, hang it out. That's making making dick jokes, right fly back Saturday night. Oh, I like that move. I've done that a couple times I Know I got it from you. Oh you did you wrote a long guide? Yeah? Yeah, I love that blog Well cuz every bachelor party goes the same way you get there Thursday

And you get so mind-numbingly drunk because you haven't seen your friends in forever that you then are just like Like just trying to chase whatever you did on Thursday, and you can't Friday you rally Saturday. You're dead Saturday You're dead Saturday's like it's like a chore to drink yeah And don't do them don't do the big dinner on Saturday That always the big dinner always is just it kills the vibes It's just fucking ruin so big dinner. Yeah, it's like in the back of your mind all day yeah we have to get dressed up for dinner tonight right all three different ubers do right sit in the car drunk yeah oh do you guys do like any kind of theme play like we're all like we're all wearing silly wigs or

whatever you guys like here's kind of like a no no no you've never been to one where there's like an itinerary before no no I've done a revolt on the t-shirt really yeah I'm not wearing a t-shirt oh they tried to get you to wear a teen t-shirt one friend was like we should get t-shirt like I will not come what about wedding attire that's not typical for a groomsman what do you mean I'm going to my buddy is marrying a Hawaiian woman and so I'm wearing Hawaiian garb. Are you supposed to? That's awesome. Coconut bra on over there? I'm wearing a coconut bra on a skirt. I've always wanted to go to an Indian wedding. Yeah that would be fun. Yeah. Gets coming on an elephant? Yeah that's right. Does that not work? No, no. They're like 12 days. Yeah, we'll get to go on there are so they're like so long a few days. Yeah

That sounds fun Let's have an Indian wedding here, Moresh Okay, yeah, you'll skip Moresh married fuck it fuck it I'd like to do that Was that my phone fell off my chair is all the way down on the floor now We've already gotten a spark out of white socks Dave. Yes So we're doing something. We're doing a couple things today. Okay, we're gonna try once Eddie and chief are back in town We're gonna try to go we're gonna make a little bit longer of a video

Okay, I'm gonna find his hate but today I walked in and hit Dave with like the plan and he was fiery Really? Yes and Danny caught like it was all of it good because I was just like um I Don't want to spoil too much, but I have some guys coming in at 2 30 today Okay, and they asked for information on Dave Okay, and it's the roast league of Chicago, okay And so I sent them stuff and I ran it past Dave to make sure everything was kosher And I brought up that his shoes are twice the size they need to be and then he just looks at me He goes I'll challenge you to a foot off right now

I said Dave I I just said your shoes are too foot off now He took off his shoe And then it took him forever to take off his shoe because he tightened them too much And I was like it's because your shoes are too big and he said no my laces are too big Danny got the video and so he's Nice see it. What's a foot off? He acted like it was a thing So you just if your foot we had to sit on the floor and press our feet together. It sounds like he's back So did he think he would beat you in a foot off like his would be bigger? Yeah We had to sit on the floor and press our feet together. This sounds like he's back. He's back. That's back.

That's so bad. Did he think he would beat you in a foot off, like his would be bigger? Yeah. Fuck yeah. You should have done it. I did. Oh, did you beat him?

Yes. Yeah, I beat him bad. And I said, if you want to practice, we can go again tomorrow. Yeah. Foot off is what we need. But it's that Dave that will go into something He will make the challenge and that's unwinnable. Yep, and then act shocked when he loses

That's exactly right I'm air dropping it to you TJ Yeah, Dave knew Nick's shoe size before challenging him to a foot off. What's not sure you somehow thought he was still gonna win Love it. This is what I wanted. It was And chief was like right there just smiling so big like he's back. Yeah, he's back We've got our boy. So I think what I'm gonna have to do is instead of being Dave's friend be his foil. Yes It's kind of long TJ. I think probably just fast forward to when you see them foot off I would love to see it the initial pitch because I was so shocked

My laces there is a video on a foot off right now What there is another video out there where Eddie took him to get his Foot measured and it was actually a size and a half too big his shoe for yeah Foot measured and it was actually a size and a half too big his shoe for yeah America I was like what size did you buy? He's like I got 14 for that And I was like why he's like well you were with me I was like, okay You let me do it Well size and a half is three sizes

Well, he was claiming like it's only because his foot is so wide and I'm like they do make why yeah They absolutely do he's a 12 when they're regular size shoes But a ten and a half if he can get wide got it and yeah, so that's it. That's three sizes But how does that help it doesn't it reminds me I was once doing that's different to me I was the ones that's different to me I was the ones doing construction at an ice rink and there was like a field trip there and these two kids were walking around And their skates looked so much bigger than their feet and they're like helping each other up And I finally at the end of the day I was like why do you guys have skates that are like so much bigger those definitely aren't your size and they said cuz we

Want the girls to think our wieners are bigger? Those definitely aren't your size and they said because we want the girls to think our wieners are bigger. Oh God get the wieners. Yeah, you think that's why Dave doesn't it's guy math. Yeah gotta be There's really no other logical explanation. I already thought he had a big wiener. I think he's so tied to these These this masculinity. Yeah, Bigfoot is one of them. Mm-hmm Maybe he'll change when he gets his hair. I want him to be like, I hope he gets full, beautiful hair. Did you guys see the doppelganger? Yes, the cop.

Cop who caught a turtle. Oh, yeah. Dave got doppelganger? Yeah, Dave. He's just Dave with awesome hair. He's a cop who catches turtles. He captured a turtle or? I don't know.

He's just holding a turtle, I think. Like he arrested it? Yeah. Isn't he holding a turtle, Keith? Yes, he you captured a turtle or I don't know. He's just holding a turtle. I get arrested. Yeah, is he holding a turtle key? Yes, he's holding out. It's like probably like took it off the road and was like yeah, yeah, but it's Dave You know his cops do with like an emos. I'd like to see it to Justin to TJ. It's it's on Twitter I think I retweeted it Eddie tweeted it That Jersey looks good on you Brandon, Thank you. It's a cool jersey. I appreciate it. Dak Prescott High School jersey.

Where is this high school? Shreveport. Shreveport, it's hot in Louisiana. It's right outside of Shreveport, I think. Look at this. Oh my God. It's Dave. Wait.

That's Dave. Oh my God. Just awesome hair. He needs to do that. Isn't that crazy? Holy shit. But is it awesome hair? That is not awesome hair.

Right. What? But it's horrible hair. It's dreadful. Hey, right what but it's it's it's horrible It's a lot of it's awful hair. It's a lot of hair. It's more hair than Dave worse. It's abundant hair What load of hair if Dave showed up with that hair we were Relentlessly go out that guy looks like he's about to go to sporkle con. Yeah And he caught himself a turtle. I don't. First of all, thank you for your service as a police officer. I don't think that turtles big enough to take a picture with

that doesn't warrant a picture. Right. That's what I accomplished. That's not a picture taken. I caught a famously slow animal. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's not if you can pick up a big turtle. Oh, yeah. That's a picture. This huge one. big turtle a big that's a picture. Yeah, this is a huge one What about a really fast?

Fast turtle nobody's the picture isn't gonna say it's a fast turtle. You're not gonna know I would caption it turtles can scoot This was fat turtles put their minds to it. They can they can Mother compared to other turd Jersey Shore turtles can fly a fast turtle there's not a turtle out there that could put me beat me in a foot race Not a single one. I don't know, he's a great swimmer. I mean by a fly. You're sounding like Dave.

If they put their mind to it, I don't know if you could catch one. No. If it had 10 feet to the water and it was skittering, it would get to the water before you could get it. There's some fast turtles out there. No, not fast turtles. But fast compared to what?

Other turtles. Other turtles. Or your idea of turtle speed. What's this, fast turtle? That's's soft shell yeah, so this is ugly He could have grabbed it as a swimmer right here. That's what he is Yeah, I would have grabbed it. I just would have grabbed it right like this time. Hey, we oh yeah Yeah, that's right. No. We do have a turtle here. What's their uh? Stamina like it can't be good

short burst like a cheetah faster than I thought I was a fast that was just a fast animal yeah that's second real super how's the real not the fake super fast turtle not to be confused a lot of super fast turtles out there I'd be didn't erase let me jump out to a big lead then just chill from there might even take some time off you ever heard the one about gravity yeah that was really funny what I really know look his feet are doing the last turtles are hilarious he ain't supposed to be that fast yeah he feet are doing every little step. You think he knew the ramp was there

and they knew the ramp would do that for him, or it was a happy accident? I think he thought he was triple fast. What's this guy doing? Smallest but fast. A little worm. Oh, a little grub worm. Hey!

Ah, it's just camera tricks. That's camera tricks. By the way the way we got when noi on our side I think when noi might be our secret weapon the recipe for how to do people. Yeah, I'm Right now I'm turning the key when noi Get in that Facebook group go off He said I did three years in a medium security prison for domestic dispute with my mom and autistic son over a sport goal game Damn Kyle. Yeah, show brought us back together the choice was easy Yeah, get annoyed we need you in that Facebook group. Did you just kind of get thrown under the bus?

He always does like hypothetical relatives. Okay, they're not real that are very fictional Like his mom like his mom oh you found a fast turtle couple double turtles yeah yeah speaking of turtle shells who you guys pick when you're playing Mario Kart I don't play Mario Kart Mario here a million different recordings of him saying it's a meme Mario I play Mario Kart I don't play I've never heard of Mario Kart. Who do you choose in that game?

Yoshi. I like the big guys, I'm a Donkey Kong guy. I'm a Yoshi boy. I'm a Wario guy. I like the size. Toad. You're a Toad gal? You see the new characters they announced yesterday?

No, we got new characters? They announced a new Mario character yesterday and there's a whole lot of new characters. Let's see how many we know. Every random background character from Mario is not playable Mario? Let me see this what random background character wasn't already in the game Jesus Christ Luigi all right those are on T-Mole. Let's go charge and Chuck Is like a Not a rhino. He's a what uh that's the football player. Yeah, there you go, right? Yeah, but paying a lot of these Moo Moo the cow from Adam at a black

Penguin cheap cheap penguin the one from a fish the original Mario Kart when they slid they were gonna Quack you guys know these dudes. Oh, yeah, this is a Mario fucking love Mario pull it back up TJ Dolphin he's the dolphin yeah Cock door penguins a penguin. Oh, it says it Sidestepper is the crab Mario Brothers arcade game. That's cool coin cutter the green coin bag that spills coins Quack those cataclysm coin cutter might be my new character Coin cutters the bag of money. I think so

Cataclysm I don't remember cataclysm. Yeah, it seems like it'd be a cat duck Have you seen those bars where they have a band come in and play the music? No, I saw the bars. I have that no But they'll have a Mario Kart night where they'll have like two people With a big screen in front of the whole bar and then a band plays music so the bands like And the whole band plays a good star Oh that was the start of the yeah, oh, okay, yeah, oh That's cool

Oh Oh That's cool Oh And then they're actually got for the final lap It's awesome. Oh my god amazing. That's really cool TJ what's the the switch to is Oh TJ, what's the the the switch to is Summer yeah even more switch $450 games are gonna be $80 or more when do kids start playing video games? Seven I was like one yeah Tommy was five Okay, my son just started they give him like laptops in kindergarten and there's some like games that you show has a laptop in kindergarten Yeah, that's cakes home. Yeah

Like games that you show has a laptop in kindergarten. Yeah, that's case. Oh, yeah Wow, whoa, so they all have them and they have like games built in I can't have one set computer times Yeah, I feel you got to start with an iPad then graduates with laptop That's pretty cool Yeah, it is that's uh That's crazy man It's fucking crazy video games rock. I just got back into them. You're on them hard too. Which one? I played a game called repo last night. Blast. Sorry for y'all. I got into that one where you're a cat.

And everything's going great. Oh yeah. And I was like this is just a fun cool game. And I had no idea there was bad guys in it. And then I got to like the second level and everything started killing the cat. I was only the first level. Yeah, I just enjoyed like yeah I just like enjoyed it. You thought there'd be no bad guys in the postal pocket. I thought it was like Who's that? What's that old elf game where he just wanders around? No He's green Zelda Zelda Is it cost and danger okay, so did anyone have solstice on Nintendo Solstice was like so but there was no bad guys You just got to roam around and like do little positive sounds like doing that

That's what I thought this was and Pat was like you like this game and so I yeah what are these motherfucking cookies from? Mackenzie's sister made them as a thank you for the dating she makes the best cook yeah she made me gluten-free and they're gone very thoughtful they're the best cookies ever shout out Mackenzie's sister thank you Mackenzie's sister tossed them I know you have a name Mackenzie's sister I'm still thinking about Spook And now you have a name

What a map app do you guys use in your phone for directions the default Apple even though I hate it Yeah, why Stephen? So I mean a lot of people are super brand loyal to ways or Google Maps or Apple Maps I'm always girl Yeah, Brian. Whoa your arm looks awesome Shit I'm always girl. Yeah, Brian. Whoa your arm looks awesome Shit look at that line by your Brandon that's gonna be your default. You might have to keep your that's gotta be your comfy pose. Oh my god profile picture Instagram that Arm like no not that angle nope Yes, I'm gonna be remembering that yeah look at that the other one you could tell it's kind of fake Yeah, see that's not that there that is it. Do you think you can keep it up for the rest of show?

No, I there's no way no, I'm already struggling a little bit over Now the points gone Ways does too much. Yeah ways does too much I just use the I use the standard whatever's on the Apple. Yeah, I phone I'll report accidents I don't report speed traps your speed and you should get gut. Should I try the other one and try it? Like both at the same time or yeah, try it Not as good as well, there's a little... The left has a vein that's just doing a lot,

and it looks awesome. Is that a vein or is that an indentation from... Oh, from the chair. The chair. Maybe. By his elbow? Yeah, no, you look good. You look strong. You look thin, too.

Those don't look like your arms. They look fake. Those look like fake arms. You got some big hands, too. AI arms. That's a big hands to AI arms That's the best you've ever looked Shit he looks great on rollercoaster About to get arrested It's Splash Mountain. That's really funny.

Eight different action shots. Eight different coasters. You really like coasters, huh? It's a cop of the gun pointed at him. Breeze! Oh wow, he's beautiful. Yeah, he's just doing the wave at Wrigley. Yeah, he's always trying to start it.

Let's do the wave again. So, down or? I'm up to you, man. I'm just taking it in. It looks awesome, dude. You want to go back to being fucking disgusting? Yeah. Yeah, put him down for a sec.

Yeah. Go back down. Yeah, there you go. Hell yeah, dude. I'm excited for my date, but this one note about him, he... Every picture he's got his arms up. I can't quite make sense of that. Yeah. Should be a referee. Brendan, put it on a shirt. About him every picture he's got his arms up quite make sense of that

referee You found your look you did that is your look Like the all real monsters guy Yeah Nice pull Steve a lot of armpit hair on that guy, too Yeah, that was always from ikus and who was the chick? Oh? Yeah, she was striped right cane. You know the answer. I don't there you go She's like Brandon Does yeah, he looks good too Brandon that should be your Halloween costume you just walk out naked

Holding eyeballs you're a pubes guy I Am yeah, Oh Blina, okay, do we have the White Sox Dave video? Did you get it TJ? You can probably fast forward a little. I don't know, you tell me the dog shit story. So this is before the full time. This is where I'm trying to get deets on Dave. Yes. And by office I mean it was a legit closet.

We can fast forward a little bit. That's what I wanted to do. Deets on Dave. We can fast forward a little bit. I'm gonna put you off with you right now. They fit perfectly well. It was like a spatial awareness thing because your shoes are a size and a half too big. They fit perfectly well. I'll have a shoe off or a foot off with you right now. What's a foot off? We measure each other's feet. I never claimed to have bigger feet than you. Sit down, sit down, put your feet together.

See who's bigger. That's what I wanted to do. I said no. Remember that you want, what about like, okay yeah let's have a foot off bigger. That's what I wanted to know remember that you want what but like okay? Yeah, let's help update He wears 12, but he's actually a 10 and a half 11 and a quarter is what it was measured at Yeah, he's back

He is I wear a size 12 so you're gonna lose the foot off. Why would you want to do a foot? That is not a 12 foot Look how long those fucking things are. OK, OK. So I've got to knot them like a million times. No, you've got to sit on the floor. That is not a 12 foot. No. But you've never done a foot off before. You challenged me to a foot off having smaller feet. You've got to go right foot. What?

No, I'd go left foot. Which foot are you using? Yeah, go left foot then. Yeah. Mirror image. Yeah, go left with them. Yeah. Mirror image. Well, looks like Nick Toreini's got you by a size and a half.

My foot's bigger. What size shoe you wear, Nick? I wear an 11 and 1 half foot. You wear an 11 and 1 half and you have bigger feet than him? He wears a 12? Yeah, by about a half a size. I didn't know he wore those shoes every day. That's so funny

It's a time super tight, but like I just don't know He knew he was gonna lose What did he do after you pretend like he never challenged you did he we was like okay? Yeah, I guess you get that one But that had nothing to do with the argument that he wears shoes that are to yeah You never said you had bigger feet than him. I never did. You said his shoes are too big for his own feet. This is Dave.

Oh yeah, you want a foot off. This is how he riles people up. He's back. That's good. Yeah, we're on our way. I just gotta poke him a little bit. So back. So today are you guys leaving the office to do something?

We're gonna do a couple stuff, a stuff a couple few things around the city? Chief can't make it tonight and Eddie's out of town. So I think those guys are crucial Because all they do is argue it seems but off-camera. Yeah And we don't know he We got to get to the bottom of who bothers him more because I I think it might be chief I think Eddie you think it's Eddie chief. Mm-hmm. It's chief, but he won't admit it Chief will also have his side more but I think that like it goes into it like chief will Whenever they sign Dave up to do shit

Whole first turn to chief be like why don't you just do it? Like I said before like the velcro wall Got it. Whereas Eddie will be like a little more friendly about it. Got it. So Dave won't be as combative with him. Let me get our boy back. He's coming. It's coming. It's coming.

Never do a land war in Asia. Never challenge a man with bigger feet to a foot off. Got to learn the hard way. It's the two that have to do it. That's rule number one in a foot off. Have the bigger foot. Have the bigger foot. Be sure you have a bigger foot. I mean, that's rule number one in a foot off Be sure you have a bigger foot I

Mean that's yeah, you still won that argument by lying You did the worst possible thing that's good to do in this that's the main strategy of a foot off He might as well as I'd let's see who's taller Same shit huh? The confidence it's got to come back a little bit Shit. Huh. The confidence, it's just gotta come back a little bit. Yeah. I saw there were some people trying to help in the replies.

But. Good point, Dave. Yeah. Because when he is at his angriest, but when he's at his most combative, nothing makes me laugh more. No. He's genuinely entertaining. We'll get there.

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That's really exciting though. Oh yes, Brandon. I'm excited for mama. You're a good son. Oh, Brandon. Close. Is this a dream for you? Like, did you always want to be like yes, I'm excited for mama. You're a good son. Oh Brandon close Is this a dream for you like did you always want to be like I want to buy my mama house If I I thought if Yeah, I would've been cool if you went to the NBA, but I thought I would buy her one a better one in Mississippi I didn't know I would be buying her one wherever what this is good for your kids

You're on there. This is all because of the funeral basically., well, she, this happened, every time she would come up here, she's been up here three times, I think. Every time she comes up here, when she goes back, she's very sad that she's not around her grandparents or grandkids more. And so this time when she went back, she was just like, I just don't want to come back anymore. I would rather just stay up there. Because everybody down there is dead.

Right. Yeah. So, how's close by? It's within 25 minutes. That's closer than you are now. Closer than we are now. Same city? No. Describe the house. Does she like it? I don't want to describe the house in too much detail or say where it is. No, no, I know, but does she like the house? She picked it. Oh great. So I have been going to Zillow and whatnot and getting my agent to show me places and I would send it to her

and she would be like when I'm on FaceTime with her she's like yeah I love it and then she would inevitably text me an hour later saying that's too much house or that's too many neighbors or stuff like that so finally she sent me a house and she said hey go look at this one this one looks exactly like what I want I went looked at it it was good and now I'm going to hell is this like a nice is how she's ever lived in um it would be pretty good that's got to feel really fucking good yeah well I'm not there yet yeah yeah but we gotta see what we're gonna do with, you know, if they say yes or no, but

um. Now are you, because you love going to Mississippi, right? Yeah. Are you still gonna just randomly go there? Sell her house. Yeah, well, yeah, she doesn't have to sell her house, and I have a house in Mississippi as well, so. Oh. Yeah. So. Whoa. Brandon, three houses. Three houses. Um, it's-houses. It's not as glamorous. The one in Mississippi is there's a lot of meth residue. OK, how do you clean that out? You don't. You kind of just start over.

One mic at a time. One day he woke up and he was high and he decided to take all his windows off. So we're still fighting that. And then I told you all he once half painted the barn roof, right? That's right. Yeah.

So you have a half painted barn roof? We still have a half painted barn roof. Been like that. Been half painted for 20 years. He just woke up one day and said, I'm going to paint that barn roof today. And nobody stopped him. Well, he could have stopped himself.

Halfway, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Would you consider a fourth house like somewhere seasonally? Uh I think that's the problem now. I gotta do I'm doing this for her that probably you live on a lake. I

take away my seasonal house options. Yeah. Living on a lake. You don't need it. Oh, it's also time for y'all to tell me where to go on vacation this year. Oh, I don't know where I'm going yet and I want to go to Hawaii.

Oh, okay. I still haven't gone to Idaho. Yeah. Hmm. Very different options. Yeah. What about well, last year, I want to go to Hawaii. Oh, okay. And I still haven't gone to Idaho. Yeah. Hmm. Very different options. Yeah. What about... Well, last year I wanted to go to Hawaii and they convinced me to let the wheel decide and the wheel decided Idaho.

Oh. What about British Columbia? Passport. Hmm. Hawaii. Yes. Okay. Is there a specific island?

The good one Maui That's where I'm going when you'll probably tell me a day before Told you yeah, you'll tell me a day before I'm out for like so week and a half I'm gonna do that and I'm never gonna do any no you my own pleasure for the rest of the no not even in Chicago No vacations are good Just I know you're you're you're really good at being like oh, I got to run to the airport like where you going Hawaii

I hate break When are you going going to Florida tomorrow, so we'll be out I had to do it though. When are you going? What are you going to Florida for? Going to Florida for what am I going for? When are you? How long are you going? Just the weekend.

Oh, okay. You're out. Back, go to Hawaii for five days and then I won't do anything for my own entertainment. No, stop. For the rest of the year. You can do anything you want. Not even in my own end. Oh stop the rest of the year My own apartment. I'm not I want you to take that's what he wants. You should take Just like I said, it's just like a maybe two week heads up. I know

Be out yeah That's funny, yeah The best I mean Nick does it too you guys both I get nervous the best was when you guys went to New York what two weeks ago Kyle actually told me like four days before yeah, and then Nick texted me the day before and was like hey I'm I don't know if Kyle told you or not. I was like yeah, he did Hardest part of the job. Yeah telling you you're not gonna be here Pointed it's I don't like I miss you guys I don't know you should go on vacation, but you you're not gonna be here. Hey pointed. It's I don't like I miss you guys I don't know you should go on vacation, but you also sometimes now

I shouldn't if we say we're not gonna you talk us out of it or you try to talk us out of it What like in what well if I'm like I can't be that might just be a you thing well Yeah, because you're like I can't be here because I just don't want to come in on Friday That's not I've never said that and also, you took a year off. That's true. You guys are really getting a lot of liberties with this month off I took. We got done in New York, or I got done in New York in, okay, hold on.

I closed on my house July 1st, and you guys left on August 1st? August 21st? It was a couple months. Look at me. it was a couple of months it was a couple months yeah and it was on Big Cat's suggestion he said you gotta Chicago summers are elite you got to get out there I'm like I am gonna get out there my kids got to have a summer that's true wait so when are you going to Hawaii this is more fun to me than like eating Italian ice on a plastic chair. But just tell me when you're going to why. The week of the 21st.

Oh, okay. What's month, April? This month. Yeah. That would have, we wouldn't have known until the 18th. No. That would have been a Friday as we get. All right, that's the hack.

All right, I'm going to why. We made a big plan. Next week we have the huge fucking celebration We're gonna get the llamas in the office and the we should just make the circus is coming to town and can I would be like I'm not gonna be here. Can you just make us a calendar? I'm out Wednesday Thursday Friday next what I Yes, I think we have that it has not been I think we tried this before yeah We have tried before let's just make counter cuz then we don't need face-to-face interaction just plug it into the cow Yeah, right you put in the calendar you don't have to tell anyone anything and then if they say wait

I didn't know you were out like dude calendar So we just like put one up on the wall in here and it's up to you to a big Because you guys are not big I've never put anything into let's do a big calendar on the wall. You don't have a calendar of any sort, Brandon? No. I just go by memory. That sounds good.

I put numbers in my phone. I have a schedule book. I use a planner. Well, at some point, there has to be something organized in your life. Or no. I mean, once the internet, you can just auto-payment with everything.

You don't have like a calendar. I have a family calendar that my wife just put stuff in that I then am able to figure out no I just if she tells me once I got it I'm good huh what a brain which you're out Wednesday Thursday Friday next yeah wait tighties you're out too I'm out Wednesday Thursday Friday next week I guess I'm out like all next week yeah I think about it I'm out tomorrow but I already told I'm staying in I'm staying in San Antonio So I'll be out Monday. You're out Wednesday Thursday Friday next week Brendan. Yeah, but you're back Monday

Okay, go into the Masters. That's right. We knew that but Sunday is your birthday. It is this Sunday now the 13th So I won't be back before my birthday. Well, should we do a 14th birthday party? The day after the day after my birthday, that's fine. We did his funeral. What if we did his birth? We can get all your back in here. I'm gonna crawl out of oh Yeah It's a great idea watch a great little kid. Yeah watching Brandon take his first steps. Oh, that's awesome Oh and a big diaper. Oh my god. Yes a modern reenactment. Yeah Oh, and a big diaper? Oh my god!

Yeah, some modern reenactment. Yeah. Yeah, and you go through your whole life. The birth of Brandon Walker. And you're a five-year-old. Yeah, we'll get your milestones from your mom. We can get a stork. Kate will take your virginity.

Yeah. We'll cover you in amniotic fluid. Yeah. Yep. Or you can bathe in it. We'll change your diapers. What would you want to do for your birthday party? Not any of that.

Okay. Just, just, You don't want to fuck Kate? Get me a nice lasagna. A lasagna? What are you, Carfield? Carfield? We're gonna get this guy a lasagna on a Monday?

Monday, that makes no sense. Holy shit, Brandon. Holy shit. Oh man, you hate Mondays. Well, my birthday's on a Sunday. Right. So do you wanna do something next week before you go? Well, I just asked y'all for a nice lasagna.

On a Monday. Then why did y'all ask me what- Can't eat lasagna on a Monday. Lasagna. Well, your birthday's on the Sunday of Masters? That's awesome. Yeah. That's great. Well, I'm gonna go to the Masters Thursday and Friday and I'm gonna

come back. You come back Friday night? Uh probably Saturday morning. I'm going up to Madison with Gruden. I was gonna go with Matt Warren but he bailed out. Wait, Matt Warren. No, no. Matt, why does that ring a bell? You've met him at Warren. You guys have met him. Why does that ring a bell? Hmm, must have slipped my mind. Oh, alright. Sweet, so you have no one to go to the Masters with?

I have a lot of work. I've got some work hurts. My big pencil. Yeah, I mean if you have an extra ticket and they try to tell you that you can't bring in your big pencil, like I have a ticket for my pencil. Mm-hmm. Nope, I have a lot of recruits right now.

I have a list I'm going through, man. You're going to bring the big pencil, right? I'll probably take it to Augusta with me. Are we bringing it to Smackdowns Friday? Oh, you got to. I never the guy never got back to me for tickets. I'll check with him now I'll text him now. No it's okay. I got a guy coming in in a couple minutes I'll ask him for tickets. Okay. I'll check with him. Something's being cooked. Something is

being cooked. You think it's a nice lasagna? Mm. Since when are you a lasagna guy? My favorite thing my mama cooks is a lasagna. She makes a good lasagna. She's, which is weird, her spaghetti sucks. I hate her spaghetti. How do you screw up spaghetti? She just don't do it right, man. Don't do it right.

And then her chicken spaghetti is elite, but her regular spaghetti is not good. Oh, send me that chicken spaghetti recipe. Yeah. I've been looking. Yeah. So chicken spaghetti, great. Regular spaghetti, bad.

Lasagna, fantastic. You ice cream cake guy or regular? Just regular cake. I don't need all the fancy ice cream cakes. So what about Monday? Uh-huh. We come in here. We have cake, lasagna, and we'll look at titties.

That's great. There we go. And you'll suck on a bottle. I'm not going to suck on a bottle. Why looking at titties? We'll talk football. Is that what you want? Do some bottle sucking.

Why do I have to suck a bottle? We're going to do the life of Brandon Walker. Put you in a crib. No, no, no, no, no. It's good. It always becomes a thing. You get a nap in a crib. Circumcise you. Oh, we should have a brie.

Yeah. Brie. Brie's cheese. That's what the circumcision prevents. We'll do a nice brie. We'll get you a quinceanera. Oh, yeah. Quinceanera. That means turn into a 15 year old Hispanic girl? Yeah.

And after that you're super sweet 16. Mm-hmm. And then we can bully you like you're in high school again. I didn't get bullied in high school. We can use your Jeep to teach you how to drive. Good. All right, what if, and this is, okay. Now throw this idea.

What if, time out. What? I just had something pop in my head when you got in your car accident? Oh, yeah, yeah Were you on cruise control? No, no, of course not. Okay, cuz I think I someone pointed out that maybe that's why he doesn't drive like a maniac Yeah, okay. All right. All right. Keep going Get that get the arms TJ. What if Wow? What is how Wow? I just showed up to work that Monday Right before the show started you guys go. Hey man. Happy belated birthday, and I'm like, thanks And then we just do a normal yak like nothing happened, but I already got you a present

We don't have to tightest won't be here so it's not even normal but he will be here no yes oh yeah that's the next week yeah yeah Monday the 14th no what are you going to with WrestleMania too might not I think I'm not going to WrestleMania oh we need this big calendar we need this big calendar bad it'll be be here or so many is on Easter I can't go on Easter Titus, and I are gonna be out on I'll get all your guys may 9 9 9 9 9 It's gotta be here There's like you guys come back in your douchebags You guys gotta try to go it's enlightenment dude, I think I get motion sick. Yeah, you probably can't

But you said I can never go to the sphere. You're not a sphere guy. You're not. You're just not a sphere guy. So don't let him say you guys should go, because if I tried to go, he would shut you down. You're right. Yeah. It's you guys should go, but he means

he doesn't actually want you to. Yeah, no, because then you guys. Listen, it's kind of me and Titus' thing. I think a lot of people can be sphere guys. No one else in this room. There's there's been Acts in the sphere that aren't like the Grateful Dead that are that are just normal acts right is there any act he could handle In the sphere Brandon You guys rub each other's like shoulders when you go no, it's fun

We don't know what I mean. No, it's fun. No, we don't know where I mean all no, it's uh, it's the best feeling I I usually too much mushrooms and then it's usually like maybe three or four times Titus and I just lock eyes like this is fucking You guys don't really talk there no We just literally just go you like shrug like We go piss during a set break and we're just pissing next to each other, we're like, that was fucking awesome. That was so good.

And then like on the car back to the hotel, you say that at it. Yeah, you say that a few more times. Yeah, that was so fucking awesome. Tide is so awesome. May 9th? Yeah. It's in baby range, isn't it?

It is in baby range, we had a conversation. But the sphere, it's the sphere. The baby will understand. Yeah You had to choose well a conversation about that imagine imagine Having a bring a child into the world and the child being like have you been this fear dad? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, well my wife to come with Give birth in the sphere. Oh my god. He's awesome. I mean coolest baby ever yeah, so you've been like what six seven times But twice oh Get me three and four can't call yourself three guys you've been twice That's what I mean the love for it is what stays and you went one It was one trip, and you went you had two shows yeah, we're gonna do that again two shows

So you really went one you're like giddy so I like right now It's the best it's the bad. I fucking hate Vegas. I hate Vegas so much But it but like the sphere is bigger than it's bigger than us all really oh, it was like my favorite It's true. I've ever take yeah, yeah, yeah Put that on the date Put that in the calendar won't come okay, but you want to come over here you could handle the sphere I got to pick the right musician okay. I would sphere sphere schedule Myself TJ bring up the sphere schedule if you can see you see which acts are gonna be there this year

It's Paw Patrol gonna be there so like I wouldn't want to see the eagle that would be so funny if Britain saw Paw Patrol He's tripping out on mushrooms Yes for the Backstreet Boys, it's one of my favorite bands I'm tell you yes for the backstreet boy. It's one of my favorite bands Chesney brand I hate Kenny you need something. That's like that complements the visuals right we're not drug guys I be we're going to the we're going back straight. I swear to God. Let's do it of the Eagles of be Look at that. That would be incredible Don't they have a residency looks to me. It's a lot of shows Kenny Chesney like not everybody

Yeah, that's the song I'd want to hear most of this no I wanted that I wanted that way no way I don't want to hear it. I want to hear that. Oh hear that the ring of the call coming hello. Oh Yeah, Brandon let's do it backstreet boys probably rocks the sphere yes Don't give me that look I can go backstreet boys You know what you're in your mind you're saying if you see backstreet boys. You're still not a spear guy Words I see your words coming out of your mouth Boys you're still not a spear guy You're prejudging backstreet boy residency at the sphere they are the sphere back go ahead you go to backstreet boys at the sphere Go back scratches fucking nose your light

They probably don't even use the whole sphere in the back straight boys yeah and their visuals yeah there's no way yeah they do what their visuals even be yeah I know they had the best music video yeah they'd really ever videos when they were the dolls the robots that was that was in sync but the dolls was in single house of the haunted house that's one yeah Kevin was a werewolf Probably there weren't dolls either. They were marionettes. Yeah. Well, that's what they are Marionettes He'd parachute Molly and get too afraid and have to leave that probably would happen

And it would be while I'm crashing on his couch in New York City and he didn't want to go to bed. Because the other dude needs to do it with you for fun. And when one of you... You wouldn't want to go to bed on your own so you would sleep on the tiny little couch with me. When you're at the peak of drug experience and the guy you're with is just being sober and snarky the whole time. What a... When you did Molly in an apartment just with a sober Nick? Yeah. Yeah.

That's brutal. It was. Yeah. We hardly knew each other. Oh. How'd you guys hardly know each other? I guess you... I always forget you guys weren't like close friends.

No. That's crazy. Not by happenstance. Right. Guess you I always forget you ever do close friends. No That's crazy Not by happenstance right by choice Right your choice now. We were separated by grade mm-hmm right which is a big gap and coolness We're both equally Uncool yeah middle of the road. We weren't outcasts by any means. Middle of the road. Oh, imagine outcasts.

Oh, that's just the thing. Oh my god. That'd be cool. Damn. You're the best. That would be awesome. It'd be Spodey-odey-dope-a-licious. That would be so sick.

What about? I'll see y'all. I gotta pee. See you, Brennan. All right, bye, Brennan. I'll see y'all in a little while. I'm going to ACDC with a group of people. With Greer? With Greer and PFT. Or PFT can't make it.

Is that what it was? He bought like eight tickets. I don't think. No, I think he bought eight tickets and he just needs to find. I'm going with that group. Seven people to go with. That'll be fine. Which is an uncomfortable amount of people to find.

Yeah. As we were discussing, like if you bought, if you had to find three people to go to a concert be fun which is an uncomfortable amount of people to find yeah as we were discussing like if you bought if you had to find three people to go to a concert with you you can do that seven is like seven AC DC fans is easy but you got to find like you got to find like two groups of people are you are you a AC DC guy my my room was AC DC themed already like middle school yeah I'm not familiar. Love a CDs. He's awesome. They rock Oh, yeah, I guess you wouldn't yeah, you don't know

We get back into Led Zeppelin you're trying to know I've been getting back into him I mean, I loved Led Zeppelin and I just forgot sometimes, you know when you're just like, oh, yeah, that band is so good Listen like I listen to all their stuff when I was like 1718 and Yeah, they're so good the who would be awesome at the sphere Yeah, I was never a who person either. I was never a doors person either I hate nah doors kind of the doors to me sounds like when you're you ever been too fucked up at a party and you're Like oh, this is a bad time. That's what the doors sound like to me what is a door song I'm sure I know people are strange

when they're strange when she's walking out the door yeah I wish they're a cool person band I just wish I liked it are they cool I think they're a cool person but I'm more though you guys like the strokes love that's my one band I have this like I love the strokes, no wait that wasn't them Hmm I was gonna say I saw the strokes in concert They were very good who did I see in concert that would just sounded like they played their CD fuck Can't remember like it was so good, or it was like so bland. It was just like Was it like same kind of yeah?

Caves the the elephants awesome live Little fellas flipping off the speakers. Oh, whoa high energy strokes are so awesome. Yeah Music's good. You've been saying that right KB. I've yeah, I had to tell some people don't Especially around here they're like I like sports, but I guess I'll listen to some music. How do you not enjoy music to the fullest? I don't understand it. I have my headphones in from the moment I wake up. And then I get ready.

Also, if you drive a car and you don't listen to music, those people are looking. Connor Griffin. Connor Griffin does a lot of road trips. That's insane. Connor Griffin could drive from here to Los Angeles, wouldn't play a song on his car. He just raw dogs it? Raw dogs the whole way, yeah.

Raw dogs everything, really, is what I heard about him. Stephen Che and I just singing the entire Third Eye Blind self-album, self-titled album together on the way back from Indy was like. What a blast. Core friendship memory. That was sweet. It was awesome, singing every song at the top of our lungs.

Stephen's a good hang. Yeah. Hank was in there too. Yeah, but he didn't know all the songs. Oh yeah, no skips, no skips. Yes, absolutely no skips Steven is a good hang Danny been quiet. You don't like music, huh? Danny does not oh Oh fuck Danny not true. Do you not like music? You've been real Like music name I could sing more songs word-for-word than all of you combined you watch here like lyrics

Hates melody Danny I would say I've been really into mainstream pop recently No, but rap alternative. I kind of of like country I know I know I'm naming genre response yeah like almost everything yeah through in the country to get us off the rap oh yeah you really what do you want for me you hate my favorite band favorite album favorite album has to be Marshall Mathers LP. Okay, okay second favorite album I rap Okay Oh

What's the Blink 182 huh? state Enema what I said, uh-uh an EMA That enemy I'll come with the fullest. I'll come with the fullest This is something you have to go through all them decide which the pecking order sign easy answer Did you guys ever like rage against machine loved loved mm-hmm pretended to but I like the songs I know loved You see there's so many good bands out there Kyle. You're right. There's so much good music

I haven't listened to rage against machine in forever, and maybe I will tonight have you guys started looking at summer concerts? Yeah, kind of as brand new is back together. I don't know if you heard Steven but yeah, we're kind of we're going to sphere so yes. Yes. Yes Yeah, but you can't really go to another concert. Yeah, what am I gonna hear cuz it's not the sphere brand new is back together Well brand new is touring yeah, let me let me just go with the United Center The worst of the worst talking What are you talking about? I like this just being Spheer snobs. All other concerts are so boring.

The second anyone else, me and Brandon, want to go back to it, is like, that's not really the Spheer. The second you guys go, we're just going to be like, yeah, that's kind of old hat. That was 2024. It's like when New Yorkers have pizza anywhere else. They're like, wow well in New York. Yeah What are the what are concerts coming up in Chicago, let's take a look

Give us some music Stephen who's that Wrigley this summer my favorite bands the December is actually going to skokie at the end of July Oh, are you gonna go Wrigley this I think so Chad love to go to a concert with you. Yeah. Yeah, you're fun guy. Yes Yeah, let's do it So you get wild at concerts? Oh? Oasis is coming. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. Oh, we suspect Chris but you see what he does at his concert he flies now. I didn't see him flying I see the meet-and-greet photos that too mannequin pussy. Hell. Yeah Never even thought about that. Send me Mannequin pussy? Hell yeah. What the fuck? Never even thought about that. Send me the mannequin pussy.

Kendrick? This makes me feel like I'm way out of touch. Oh, Brooks and Dunn. I don't think I know any of these fucks. Michael Jackson live. I don't like music. Wow. Yeah, I guess I'm out.

Right, come on. Oh my god. Lost frequencies. Splendid. I don't think music Wow I guess I'm out Oh my god, I don't think lost frequencies splendid music either Line they have that one good song ZZ top France Ferdinand would be fun. Yeah, it would be good. Is he float on yeah, the jet No, that's modest mouse. Where are these guys going? Wait the Jets and naughty by nature? We're just looking at concerts coming up to summer because we're big into music now. Danny, avert your eyes. You're going to hate me. These are all very similar.

Engelbert Humperding. This week. Oh, this week? Oh, this is just anywhere in Chicago? Pick a good venue. There's no way Bob Dylan's a good show now. No. Eight years ago and he was horrible.

I saw him 20 years ago and he was horrible. Oh. I'll be honest. I saw Tom Petty God rest his soul towards the end and he was a little bit of a bummer Yeah, I saw Prince last year and it sucked last year Yeah, I took my parents to see Elton John like two years ago, and he was still rocking yeah He's got it. Those are like Elton John, Billy Joel, those guys just, all their songs are good and like good concert songs. True, but he has like the energy still.

He has Haiti. He's weighed down by a woman. Oh yeah, that's what it is. Like Bob Dylan doesn't have, I love Bob Dylan, but his concerts, like he doesn't have bangs. System of a Down. And Polyphia. I saw them in concert. Avenged Sevenfold and Polyphia, I'm going.

All right. Oh, Brooks and Dunn. That's so sweet. Oh, Oasis with Caged Elephant. I'm just saying how great they are. Highly recommend. God. God damn.

You ever go up to Ravinnia, Danny? Ravinnia? What did I? I saw something there. Only once. My aunt lives right by there, and she always invites me. It's always like, there's one Dixie chick doing a show. Like, okay.

It's interesting to see like, kind of like middle of nowhere casinos, like what acts they get. Yeah. Bill Engvall is at all of them. Oh yeah. Always. I'm taking Pat out to the, there's this concert venue in the boonies of the Dells.

No, are you talking about Alpine Valley? Yes, I'm taking him there this summer, there's this concert venue in the boonies of the Dells. No, are you talking about Alpine Valley? Yes, I'm taking him there this summer. That's a very famous. That's where Stevie Ray Vaughn died. Whoa. What was he doing? A helicopter crash. Alpine Valley is an awesome place. Big time undercover cops. Really? Yes. Doesn't Dave Matthews play there like every year?

That's a big day. I'm taking him too. I don't remember who's playing But it's just like a weekend away, and I just really want I'm like I can't wait to Puck up some beers in this in these hills. It looks like it just a great spot. Oh, it's awesome Yeah, so one of my first concert Phil Lesh and friends in 2002 Danny a concerts when a band gets together and plays music Yeah, it would have been good to know before yeah. Yeah, yeah big time undercover cops, so why were they busting adults? Yeah, I mean I've seen fish there. I mean that's that they kind of they're just all they always have cargo Short pants or shorts, and then they just have like a tie-dye shirt And they're just trying to what are they looking for drugs drugs and then also underage drinkers. Oh, it's lame. Yeah.

Hmm. You'll be fine, Kate. I'll do my best to get arrested there. See if I still got it. Take him to Country Thunder. Kate, do you have a mugshot? I've been arrested, but I do not have a mugshot. Okay.

You do have a mugshot somewhere, you've been arrested good look finding it When I joined the Marines they were like is there anything we should know I was like I've been arrested and they like could not Good fine. I had to do community service. So I don't know if it got expunged. Okay But it's out there Also a couple a couple of these a couple tits shots good luck Was one of them in uh Also a couple a couple of these a little tits shots. Good luck. I've seen them. I've seen them. Good luck. Oh Was one of them in a? What is it Ripley's? Yeah? Yeah, it's up there. No is one of them in a bathroom of a bar. Oh

No, is it out there? Could be oh no could be and on an old hot dog stand Why would it be on hey, do you get a free hot dog for it? Whatever this hot dog stand code no no no it's not Unfortunately, it's not anyways Do you the hey, dude? No, I didn't hey, dude from warming up on the range to sinking putts on the green You're just kicking back at the clubhouse the new hey, dude, Wendy warming up on the range to sinking putts on the green or just kicking back at the clubhouse the new

Hey, dude, Wendy and Wally golf styles. Have you covered designed with a grippy rugged rubber? Outsoul also it is rugged Mm-hmm. I changed it just so there wouldn't be any so he was wrong yesterday Yeah, I don't know just hand up you changed it Look, I did is not a you wouldn't have changed it unless you thought it was wrong. Lugged would not be a word that you would use. Grippy and lugged. I didn't think the juice was worth the squeeze on it,

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you're not I'm out Titus is out KB's out we need this big calendar yeah so the yak tomorrow is me Nick Danny Kate and Joey Avery okay show solid every. Who cares? It's a solid fucking show. Great show. And we'll be live in San Antonio Friday at 6 p.m. Central and Saturday at 2 p.m. Central. So that'll be fun. Talking ball. I like San Antonio.

Yeah, you guys gonna ride a little riverboat? I like San Antonio. We were talking, have you ever been to the Alamo Dome? Yes. Alamo Dome stinks. The walk there was so hot. Is it walkable from the downtown? The city is nice enough.

Everything is centralized. You walk around the river. All that's fine. I like that about San Antonio. The venue itself is doo doo. It's doo doo stinky pants. How old is the Alamo D's you do do doo doo doo stinky how old is the Alamo dome now do do stinky pants uh they build it 30 they build it to attract an NFL team right yeah and that why they did it they thought they lives it to Houston is that how that works then I don't way back in

the day boys 91 degrees like remember the Alamo Dome? That's right. I don't think that's what they say. San Antonio Mexican food? Yes, very good. I'm gonna eat so many chips. I'm gonna get sick. K, was that a serious question? Was that serious? Remember the Alamo Dome?

No, they don't do that. They're not gonna say remember it if they're just now building it. Remember the Alamo? Yeah, that's right. that They're not gonna say remember it if they're just now building it remember the Alamo Yeah, right, but you didn't say you said no basement in the Alamo He was big adventure one I watched that movie so many times the kid you guys are assholes I love people had someone DME saying heard you just started listening to music check out this band called the Beatles yeah You just started listening to music check out this band called the Beatles. Yeah Oh you would like I think you might fuck with wait, did you like the Marshall Mathers EP? No, you just saw the movie Oh fuck. Yeah

Yeah, I think you would like the Beatles. You'll like the Beatles never heard of them They're not they're not actually insects they're just guys They're not actually insects, they're just guys. Oh, B-A. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the old neaters. Oh. The wonders. Yeah, it's the old natters.

What? God, I hate that thing you do, Brandon. TJ, you wanna spin the wheel, because I know you gotta run and get ready for an interview. We might have already lost AJ's that we still got him. I kind of already forgot about the sporkle beef. I'm over Yeah, I think whatever it's okay. You're over it Can you spin the wheel? Steve is there a wheel spinner to do bounced. Yeah, who is that?

CJ bounced yeah, who is that? Doug's been all over the shows this week. I sent you a picture. I found him at men's warehouse Oh, you don't know I sent it to the Doug chat. You did he did I saw that Fuck you dog I mean we got to go do an interview right now. So do I. So it's not gonna be us. Are we quit? Yeah.

It won't be any of you, like, three or four. I'd have to do it tomorrow. I just can't do it. All right, you can say that. But, like, imagine this, like, big name interview, parentheses, wet. Let me ask you one more question. Hold on, hold on, hold on. He's on the phone

Brandon what are you doing got got a big Dom update come here come here I got it's fucking good real good no I don't I'm telling you have a big Dom episode update He would have texted me. I'm already I was I was already talking to him. He just texted me an update you wanted or no Let me let me put on let me put on the yak and Well he's out of a job All right, do it sorry Britain, that's fine. What the fuck are we doing this tomorrow? You do it tomorrow? Okay? All right You do the whole start. I'll start it. Well. You got a start wet if it's you and if it's tightest He'll start he'll start it in a couple weeks wet Whole show with that doesn't help you guys

Look at you, but I was gonna do it though you were gonna do it. I really. Look at you, Brian. I was going to do it, though. You were going to do it. I was going to do it. I was going to try and come in curly today, throw you off for a loop. I panicked. I was also going to do it. The hair on your head?

Yeah. I was also going to do it. It's always tight. I was not on the wheel so I'm being here. Oh Oh, moot wheel. Oh, what happened? They didn't do the wheel right. That's how it works. Oh, moot wheel. Oh, it's historically worked. It is a moot wheel. It's a moot wheel. Brandon, it's a moot wheel.

We've done it every time. No, I, I, no. This is stupid, why are we doing this? I'm off two, but it is a moot wheel. That's the rule. It is a moot wheel unfortunately It's still gonna be me Brandon this will stop being funny two years ago. It's always no no disagree Hopefully the wheel didn't hear that you bitch every time it's wet Cuz it's not funny. What are you talking about look at Kyle in a suit right now fucking funny I've been laughing the whole fucking tree yeah everything he does is fucking funny right now look at him stop let me just

be natural okay sorry you do look good today. You look good every day. It's like a disco vibe today. That doesn't help. Very nice. This is Doug's fault. Come on, Doug. Doug, this is your fault. Come on, Doug.

Why did you do this? Is Doug on the wheel? Doug? Doug better be on the wheel. Doug us into a hole on this one. It's all over. Yes. You all all over. Yes. Y'all gotta let me know.

I gotta go get him at the door. Interesting. KB, way to go. They changed my whole color. Way to go. You got 10 minutes, Brian, relax. What are you doing? Woo! Oh man. It's minutes, Brandon, relax. What are you doing? Woo!

Oh man. It's gonna be me, Brandon, don't worry about it. Brandon, don't worry about it. I'm not, I'm sorry. Brandon, relax, relax, it's gonna be me. Just chill out and relax. It's gonna be. Damn.

Unfortunately, I'm clean. Brandon, just relax. I'm clean I'm sitting here just like everybody else is it there you go there you go, Brad A wet Brandon for an entire show Number City Holy fuck there you go tight. I was gonna do it. I was going to do it. Fuck! The wheel is just... I'll go set up the ending.

Danny. We'll start without you. Yeah. Brandon, you're good. What if it's a sweep, though, then you got to piss your pants at the start of the show? There you go, Brandon. Brandon! All good, bro. All good.

Will is just if it's Doug, by the way. A wet Doug would be awesome. And he'd be fucked up. Aw, Nick. Nick, Nick, Nick. What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do with you? What are we gonna do with you?

We're gonna get you wet. Aw, Nick. Oh Nick Nick Nick. Nick Nick Nick. Doug, let's get him together. Deal. No. I was just kidding.

I didn't want to. Ew dude. I was just kidding. Gross. What the fuck Doug? That was a test Doug. I was getting to Yeah

Bring really is grumpy about the wheel that was really yeah, you lashed out really mean The wheel is the reason he can have four houses right oh Doug is on his watch. What do you know is on piss watch? Oh? My god Before we do it are you ready do you have to piss yourself Doug? I hope not no, but I'm saying do you have no I know Yes, you do No I'm gonna piss himself. Doug! Doug piss! Doug! Yes, Doug!

Yes, Doug! Yes, Doug! What kind of pants is Doug wearing? Doug? Doug is gonna piss himself? I don't have anything to say right now. You don't have to! All you gotta do is let your dick take it away.

Oh Doug. You can hear chaos in the building. What's going on there Doug? Doug's panicking. Oh he's wearing dark pants, black pants. It's in his favor I suppose. I know. Doggy, doggy, doggy. Dog piss! Oh, they get in the box for understanding. I love this so much. I don't like it, I don't have a gift. Oh, dog.

Oh, doggy, dog. Oh, dog. Oh doggy dog. Oh dog Our darling dog I don't know if I could make myself. I think I would have a tough time. I'm gonna piss right now, too Come on dog doggygy. It's not going to get any easier. Smart taking the earbuds out of his pocket. Smart move. You're a pro.

I never thought I'd see the day. No. It's so good. A slightly bigger box box two box doubled up All right, tell you right in the middle Stefan middle is the best place for him to piss I'll look away out of out of decency tuck your shirt in look this way You want some water do you want okay that's not water is not gonna work that fast no we could tickle you that helps I saw that on

hack planet comm are you peeing dog put your hands.com. Are you peeing, Doug? Put your hands on your hips. Are you peeing? OK. Straighten up. Now arch. Back. Back. OK.

And let it go. Hold that for 15 seconds. Just let it go. Bring it around town. Waterfalls. A toilet running. You're hiding in hide and seek. The ocean.

Waves. A babbling creep. Don't be shy now, Doug. You're always outgoing and chipper. Try harder. Push. Dig deep. Literally try harder. Try harder. Push. Dig deep. Literally try harder. Try harder.

It's coming? When's the last time you peed? Oh no. It's going to be a long show. I think we'll take you peeing tomorrow if you'd like to. That would be a better chance. Do we want to let Doug pee at the beginning of the show tomorrow? It has to be a lot of piss. You have to wear gray.

Because he also, yeah, like he's wearing just terrible pants for this. Yeah, he's ready tomorrow. I think the theme song plays tomorrow. You're in this spot. Yup, yup. Is that fair? That's fair. Okay. Alright, so it's... Gray.

Gray. Gray pants. And a ton of piss. And a ton of piss and a ton of piss Whoa, Katie's gonna pee Katie's gonna pee. Yeah, Doug still is gonna pee tomorrow. Yes No, he's got to do it tomorrow we all want to see Doug pee Okay, then you don't need to do it. You don't need to do it tomorrow. No, he's got to do it tomorrow. We all want to see Doug pee. OK. Then you don't need to do it. You don't need to do it, Kadeq, unless you want to.

I guess you can. You can. He came in here ready. Well, now we don't believe that you could. Yeah, people are saying Kadeq can't pee. Oh, yeah? Where are they saying that at? On the chat.

Forums. Kadeq is trying to pee. The haters are saying he won't. Kadeq is going to pee. He's not going to pee. I don't think he can. Yeah, he didn't have it in him. Oh. He would have bombed. Kittick is going to pee. He's not. I don't think. Yeah, he did. I mean, right now it would have bombed.

We're getting double piss. We're getting double piss. You can't even fit in the box. Now the pressure's on. Oh, yeah, you could. Man in the arena. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh You look like you can I say this in a non weird way you could drench those pants It's a guy that can piss All right, Doug tomorrow

See everyone tomorrow Doug It's the Yak! Get your straws yak style and stay for a while It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Yes, time to talk shop, we're doing Yankee Swab It's the Yak! It's the act It's the act I have no idea what I'm doing. TJ will be back tomorrow.