The Yak - Brandon's Going to Tennessee for Some Backyard Wrestling | The Yak 1-22-24

Episode Date: January 22, 2024

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What's up, boys? What's up? How was everybody's weekend? Peaks and pits. Oh. Rose and thorns. Rose and thorns. I like that.

Okay. Brandon. Brandon, start. Rose and thorn. What? You're roseenthal. Oh, I don't know. Something, something, butterscotch, take it up a notch.

Are we doing a poem? No. What the? You're Rosenthal. Okay. You never heard Rosenthal? The highlight of your weekend in the lowlands. What was the rose of your day? Oh, the rose.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was the thorn of your week? Okay. No, I went ice. I did my ice skating rink Saturday. Was that a rose or a thorn? That was rose. Okay.

But it took like three hours. Sounds like a thorn. Me and my boy. No, it was so fun to watch my kids out there ice skating. And at first I made like a little square, like a 10 by 20. And then I said, no, fuck it. I just did a whole big square. I got a big ass ice rink.

Have you created a Zamboni yet? No. And people keep DMing me telling me how, but just i'm just gonna sit on my laurels right now and look at what i've done so far because i love the homemade zambonis i gotta go ice fishing what does that entail yeah do you just have is it it's just like a torch yeah it's like a towel and then like a bucket of water and you just basically you can you can do it with anything it's supposed to rain today so it's gonna give me a fresh layer of ice. But it's also not going to be that cold this week, so I don't know what to do. But, yeah, and I'm going to buy a hockey net and a stick and all the accoutrement.

That's cool. All right. Now give me pit. Okay. What? What's something bad that happened? Hmm. Nothing.

Liar. Oh, damn. Your life is horrible. Nothing. Liar. Damn. Your life is horrible. I had a decent little weekend. I went to dinner with my wife on Friday. Did you get shut down for trying to get a little coochie? No, no. I got just a tremendous amount of cooch.

You got a tremendous amount of cooch? Yeah, a tremendous amount. You're kidding. Too much. Too much cooch. Too much. Boy, that's your pits. I got too much pussy.

There. That's where I'm at. Good job. Thank you. Okay,. There. That's where I'm at. Good job. Thank you. Okay, my rose. Is this from school? Yeah. It's a nice breaking exercise.

My rose was watching Stephen Che lose in the playoffs, and my thorn was watching Stephen Che be like, well, we had a good run. Yeah, yeah. Punched a bummer away class all season. Yeah, see, that's my thorn. That's my thorn right there. There was a dude that tweeted us that he was waiting outside the office to suck your cock to see if you'd let him.

Yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Wouldn't. Would not. No. No. I didn't even get hard yesterday.

It wasn't as – You didn't get morning wood. It wasn't as satisfying as I was hoping it would be. It never is. Well, no, the Rams one was very satisfying because that was a shock would be it never is it well no no the rams one was was very satisfying because that was a shocker that one yeah and he was like his body died on stream but yesterday was kind of like he was like weirdly smiling when he cried i mean we were in the game well i mean so you know tie game going to the fourth quarter they have a chance to tie it again

final drive this uh just under two minutes left. And then they throw the pick and then you come around and try to get my reaction. I'm trying to see if like, Hey, maybe it's incomplete. Yeah. So in that 10 seconds, I'm trying to, I'm trying, I'm not giving up yet. Maybe the ball moved. You're not giving up like your head coach did by not calling timeout.

That was crazy. So that's actually, I actually just went back and got the time stamps for it. Not crazy at all. Gentleman's agreement. So him and Dan Campbell are friends. I actually think he's right because they never used the timeout. Yeah. The Bucs never used their last timeout.

Right. It was like the Bucs basically were like, we're not going to use our timeout. Right. So it's like Bucs basically were like, we're not going to use our time out. Right. So it's like. That's gamesmanship. That's a good thing? No. NFL playoffs were like.

No, I agree, but I don't think it was. The Bucs, like the Lions could have run the game out. The game was over. Yeah. If they had used their time out, I think the Lions would have used all the time in the clock to kneel so the game would have been over that way. The Bucs instead were just like...

I don't like that explanation. But it does make sense, does it not? Yeah. So that's like... Like it would be Bush league for the Bucs. That's junior high football bullshit. But it was over no matter what. Like it was just a technicality of like, would you like to end it this way or that way?

I would have made the gentleman's deal and what I would have done, but I'm building... Then called the timeout. I would have called the timeout. Yep or that way i would have made the gentleman's deal and what i would have done but i'm building calls i would have called the time out yeah i would have backed out of the gentleman's deal yeah you are built to yeah i mean you know what i would have done i would have won the football game and played you score a touchdown yep yep god damn it is tough for steven who is like the ultimate never give up so i i actually critiqued this on saturday with uh matt lafleur because he could have made them take extra knees in the rain which I thought made sense but you know Matt LaFleur and Kyle Shanahan obviously very good friends Todd Bowles and Dan Campbell very good friends coached together Bowles coached Campbell also in Dallas they coached together in Miami uh so it's a minute 33 left there's three downs they

have one time out you can theoretically kneel the ball out um assuming it takes like three seconds per kneel to do that they didn't they hiked it early um at 105 16 seconds left on the play clock time stamps yeah do you think there's a world in the future where you don't kind of like the intentional walk in baseball where you just say just go ahead that they do that at the end of the football game well they do that with baseball. What? That's what I'm saying. Like, the baseball was like, why are we going through the charade?

Fuck it, just go to first. Do you think there will be a time in football where it's like a minute, 20 left, no one has the timeouts, and they're just like, yeah, fuck it. Yeah. They not have to go through the three kneels. You need that scumbag Greg Sciano to dive at somebody's knees. Hey. What?

I was at that game. No, scumbag. Well, that was a scumbag Greg Shiano to dive at some of these. Hey. What? I was at that game. I was a scumbag. Well, that was a scumbag move. You were at that game? Yeah, so that was my Rosenthorn Kyle. Also, I had fun going to Madison. It was a good time. Indiana basketball stinks.

That was fun, too. Yeah, so bad. I did the t-shirt cannon. What? Hell yeah. Yeah. Is there footage? I don't know.

Did you try to shoot as far as possible, or did you try to kill somebody? It kind of shoots. They spin it. You don't really do anything. Oh, they got the drum one? Yeah, you don't really do anything. It just kind of hit the trigger, and it just goes. Was it flying out?

Were you smoking people? No, because it just goes. It's like a predetermined trajectory. It's just a bukkake of t-shirts. Yeah, but it was fun. If I had the chance with the gun, I think I'd bud Dwyer in the middle of the fucking center court. Step in front of it.

I'd flip the gun around and put it in my mouth. You'd swallow a whole t-shirt. Yes, yes. Are you a Rosenthaler? You know that basketball player that does the Target TikToks? He's from Madison. Who? Am I the only one who knows him? The guy getting for to go to target whatever yeah he goes to target oh really

wait he played basketball where i think he's a 5-7 basketball player oh drew walls he's the guy who if if jalen hurts didn't have the tush push that's what he'd be doing that was what the meme was i think so i don't know i think that's right yes yeah yeah what is his what is his tiktoks just him looking hot getting it's like him setting up a tripod everywhere he goes to film himself walking by in he got a like an abundance of hate for being super corny now people areing. Now he's getting like brand deals and shit. The NFL gave him a brand deal. He really knows his target audience. So this is just it. So imagine a guy, a grown man, setting up a tripod

in a Target to put him smelling candles and getting a pizza. He's not taking anything though. Seems like he really knows his target audience. Target run part two. Wait, he didn't... Drake just did one spoofing it. I think we should make somebody on this show do it. I was his target audience. Target run part two. Wait, Eden. Okay. Drake just did one spoofing it.

I think we should make somebody on this show do it. Yeah, we should do that. A lot of dudes deep down want to do shit like this. Drake wanted to do that. Yeah, Drake did. I had a blast doing that. I'm a little confused as to what it is, though. It's just like day in the life stuff But he does this every day

He'll go out and set up the tripod Then get back in the car and walk out of the car He does it like pulling out of his driveway And then driving out of frame Wait he tried on clothes after getting a haircut That is crazy You gotta take a shower after getting a haircut This is weird

This is weird. This is unsettling. Strange, dude. What's he doing now? Oh, he's doing a little packing? No, he's unpacking. Oh. That's far too many shoes. Oh, that's how you do the shoes.

I had no idea. Just lay them on top. That suitcase fit a lot. What is he watching while he does this? I think himself has a... Rose was a three-mile run, finishing up the three-mile run. Thorne was the entirety of the run. Oh, shit.

You did a three-mile run along the lake? Nothing, but on a treadmill. Oh. Yeah. That's not nothing. It was like a jog. Three miles. Yeah, that's like the highlight

Of my day every day Is just finishing up Something that sucks Which is depressing That is though a highlight When you finish When you finish a week Stopping

I have to do shit I have to induce pain Just to feel good By finishing it But But I went out with Mark and Nick So that was fun That was fun

Where'd you guys go? I wasn't there We went You were Jesus Luke was there the whole time Luke was there the whole time Oh shit with Mark and Nick, so that was fun. That was fun. Where'd you guys go? I wasn't there. You were. Jesus. Luke was there the whole time. Luke was there the whole time. Oh, shit. That was my thorn. He has a reputation to keep up.

Doing a weekend workout, though, is a great deal. It was a divided table deal. Yeah, a weekend workout early in the, like, a Saturday or Sunday is a great feeling, because then you just have the whole day after. Then it gets progressively worse, yeah. Yeah, that does. Well, that's just the weekend.

Yeah. It was good. Good football. Great football. Yeah. Great football. Great football. All right.

Yeah. I was just screaming at people because the Badgers were up like 13. I was just screaming, worry about 10 and a half. It's a massive t-shirt. That's huge. Yeah, see, they spin it for you. So you're just a button presser. Yeah, I'm just a button presser.

I'm just a cog in the wheel. Yeah, what the fuck? You should have brought your own. I'm just a fucking part of the industrial revolution. Yeah, that's bad. Just here to work and then die. Yep. It was fun.

It was a good time. It was a good time It was a good time Alright Mook I have a lot of thorns Uh oh One being forgotten about At the table on Saturday That's fucked up

My mind went We started We started in a bar without you Wait was it just the four of you? No Rudy Rudy A lot of significant others at play

I rolled up solo Okay Felt good Sad move happened with Mook Sad move happened with Mook. Sad move happened with Mook. There were a couple sad moves. Where do you want to start? Ordering your beer.

Oh, yeah. The waitress came up and was like, what would you like? And you ordered a pitcher. Yeah. And then I think you were embarrassed that you were drinking the pitcher by yourself because she asked,

how many glasses do you want? And then you go, a bunch. I just said a bunch. And then she said, well, I need to know because we're running low on glasses. And you go, just one. It was tough. It was a tough look.

She was not happy with me. No. And then after that debacle, we went to another bar and I let Nick send a text to this girl that I'm loosely, not even loosely talking to. Oh, yeah. I barely know her. You should never let me do that.

Yeah. I was pretty drunk. You sent it with invisible ink. I did use the invisible ink effect. Oh, so just years? No, no. She has to wipe her finger to read it. Wait, that's a real thing on iPhone?

Yeah. Yeah. And I do it all the time. Damn. I was just hammered and I was like, I think I might hit this girl up. And Nick sent this text with invisible ink. Just said, just need to let you know, you're a really

cool girl, but I can't keep up this fucking charade. And then three spaces later, he said, it's over toots. So she had to wipe that away. Get to that point. And then he made me dislike the message. You had to thumbs down it because you hated having to send it.

Yeah. And then yesterday at 418, she just ha-ha reacted. Oh. Oh. Oh, no. That's... So that was like a full... Something tells me later.

16 hours? He wanted to text a girl that has not been kind to him. And so I was like, give it to me. Let me handle this. Why has she not been kind? No, she hasn't been kind. She hasn't been anything. She hasn't been anything.

It's been a bad run, yeah. Damn. But yeah, that was my thorn. Sunday was a thorn, too. Sunday I woke up hammered. These guys are responsible drinkers. So I have a separate crew that I go out and black out with. Just a grouporn too. Sunday I woke up hammered. These guys are responsible drinkers. So I have like a separate crew that I go out and I just like black out with.

Like just a group of guys. It's a group of guys you meet up with after we leave at like 10.30. Yeah. And then we just like close down the bar or whatever. And I woke up like hammered at like 9.30am. Ordered Taco Bell. Went back to sleep for like 6 hours. Did a spot last night. And then at

midnight I just said fuck it'm going to order McDonald's. Oh, yeah. You feel like trash. I feel like a piece of shit. That's tough. The poops are. Dude, I do everything right. And I still feel like you.

So no, you definitely don't feel as bad as he feels. Taco Bell. My stomach. Morning Taco Bell. Drunk McDonald's into a Monday yeah yeah

TJ can you can you just put that picture you sent us on the screen yeah give me a second alright Titus what was your rose and thorn

my rose was going out with the boys oh nice that was nice that was nice Nick and KB yeah Nick and KB I think Rudy was there, too.

Yeah, Rudy was there. Yeah, the three of us. So most of the Yak, except for Big Cat. Yeah, yeah. Well, you live in Wisconsin, and Big Cat was in Wisconsin. You were both in Wisconsin. We were both in Wisconsin. Oh, okay.

You were both in Wisconsin. Because I thought it was Saturday night. Yeah. Oh, I wasn't in Wisconsin on Saturday night. I was working. I was here. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. This is Che. Is that here. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is Che. Is that his data? He really came prepared today. Now, you might be looking at this picture and be like, oh, that's interesting. He really wrote it all down. Yes, it is true.

You can just look at the play-by-play game log on ESPN.com, and you could get exactly that. But he transferred it to data. So that was when you were going through everything, you were just reading off of your own notes. Well, just copy it. That is data right there. You opened up a Word document for that?

Yeah. I went back and I watched the end of the broadcast. But that's not a lot to – You could have just gone to the game log you couldn't remember everything that happened you did we did not realize you could have gone to the game log well i wanted to get accurately like when he kneeled down when it was snapped the game log yeah like if you're snapping it with 16 seconds left in the play clock you're taking how many seconds could have figured that out with did you walk. Did you walk back a few? It's all details.

Okay. My thorn is I'm shopping for furniture for the new house. It's the most. Everything looks too small. I don't want to be dramatic. I think it might be the worst thing I've ever had to go through in my life. And guess what? None of it's going to be ready for months.

No. We picked out like a fucking chair that none of us will ever sit in. You're just going to put it in the place. They said it'll be ready in months. No, we got, we picked out like a fucking chair that none of us will ever sit in. You're just going to put it in the place. They said it'll be ready in May. Yeah. I'm sure it'll be ready. I'm still waiting on the couch. That's crazy.

I moved in July. I'm still waiting on the couch. Oh my God. But the thing that's like really pissing me off is rugs. Yeah. That had you fucked up. You were fucked up Saturday. Oh my God.

You got like a tray of shots and didn't give us a single one. You were stressing, man. I just was like angry drinking talking about rugs. How much does a nice rug cost? A range of rugs. I'm also rug shopping right now. It's a lot. It's a lot, but the range is insane.

I made the mistake of going like your crate and barrels and your fucking what are some pottery barns and shit and you're just flipping through the rugs and then you realize i got to a point where i was like i'll help out small business like there's got to be a better way than just buying like one of the seven rugs they sell and then you go into your friend's house they have the same rug and everyone could be oh you get that a crate but whatever so i was like i'm gonna go to like a local rug place i'm sure there's a little more love behind it they probably got some cool designs and i walk into this place and the guy is like staring at me like what are you doing here and then i was like i just want to thumb through some of your rugs that sounds so sexual that is yeah rugs as you rub your lips These rugs are fucking Like $60,000

What? Jesus Well that was You went to a boutique rug place Yeah but like What makes it What The materials

What makes it different The care and love The care and love But how would The care and love Some have love and care A 60 grand rug I'm just so defeated

Like where You gotta get it And it's crazy to buy a 60 Like What do you do on it You step on it You step on it Yeah with your feet gotta get it and it's crazy to buy a 60 like you what do you do on it you step on it you step on it yeah with your feet you slowly erode it yeah yeah you can get like big rugs for like 50 bucks more than my salary but i don't want to i don't want to get a 50 dollar rug because that's a shitty rug i want to get like nice stuff it'll be like oh this is a

50 rug i can feel it on my feet so that's i'm trying to figure out what the price point is we're like i have i have i have nice stuff in my house quote unquote but two gram i'm not spending sixty fucking thousand dollars on a rug i bought a ninety dollar rug it's big but it's a cheap rug and it you can it's the bane of my yeah i went the aesthetic route i got a bamboo rug and it feels like i'd argue that's not a rug on bamboo that's a mat. It's just bamboo. It's also a very tough transition, Titus, when you get to adulthood and you're like, alright, so I'm not going to just buy

all my furniture at Ikea anymore. But then you it's weird if you do buy some at Ikea and then it looks mismatched to the other stuff. It sucks. We went to Restoration Hardware yesterday and spent our entire budget on brunch that they serve at.

Yeah. I was like, we're out of money now. Yeah. Wait, Restoration Hardware serves brunch? They serve brunch, dude. You had hardware brunch and Nick had museum hot dog? That would be my pick. Museum burger?

Oh, yeah. Let's hear your roast. Went to the Museum of Science and Industry. Great time. It's south. And they have an indoor tornado. Flight sims. Really cool shit.

But then I got the burger. And it got me so sick. Who would have thought the museum burger would get me sick? But no, my peak was Kyle forgetting the word statue and calling it a gray man. Oh, I saw that picture. You forgot the word statue? I shouldn a gray man. Oh, I saw that picture. You forgot the word statue? I shouldn't think of it, yeah. I'm going to send that to the teacher.

It's just a gray man? What a helpless feeling that is, forgetting a word. The bathrooms were by that gray man. We didn't notice that gray man all night either. No, you guys thought the gray man just got there. It was been there the whole time. No, no. That was the highlight. That felt like a science experiment. What are you talking thought the gray man just got there. It was been there the whole time. No, no. That was the highlight.

That felt like a science experiment. What are you talking about? Yeah, I didn't know it was a statue. The gray man rolled up, dude. He was not there. Don't get the cheeseburger at the Museum of Science.

There's a gray man. Undeniable. Just couldn't figure out the word statue. Are you joking? That's a cool pose, guys. Yeah, that is a cool pose. I'm just trying to live my life

and Moog's flicking me up telling me to pose next to the gray guy. Yeah, dude. that was your boy. That's a cool place. Baseball, picture. Is that tennis? It was a cool place.

Yeah, you got a gray man. It was probably in my hometown at some point. I forget what it was called, too. We were Jack and Ginger? It was one of those blank and blanks with the iteration. Blank and blank with the big ampersand's always bigger than the two words. Huge ampersand. Real curly ampersand.

Sassy-ass ampersand. Wait, so Nick, why'd you get the burger? I was hungry. Big-ass museum. And it just tore you up? Museums make you hungry and tired. Yep. That's all they do.

And I was so cranky, and it was just there. It was like a cafeteria in the museum. And I didn't even go to more exhibits afterwards. I went home. I could have just gone to another restaurant. I've got to be honest. Outside of school, maybe up until sixth grade, I don't think I've ever been to a museum in my life.

You've got to go to a museum of science and industry. I've never ever been to a museum. Am I crazy? You guys are all saying museum the way we say museum. You killed us last week for saying museum. No, no, no. Museum.

That's not what you just said that's what i said that's what i always say i certainly didn't say it how he says it you said museum i didn't say museum you said yeah we would have caught on to that it's a museum no you didn't say i don't think i've ever been to a museum you gotta go are zoos outdoor animal museums no those are zoos big difference museums just make you tired though yeah legs get heavy you're like i want to and then you have to sometimes you get the fucking uh the the headphones there we go that's like you're describing a zoo like i'm like kb right now i couldn't think of the word the headphones and then you have to go at that pace that's the worst yeah i i hate the dudes that romanticize

like a first date like let's get a bottle of wine and go to a museum. No. That's awesome. No, it's not. They had human bodies at the museum. What dude said that? Like, real dead human bodies. We have human bodies here. Yeah, we do. But you don't get to see the... Ah, fuck.

Yeah, you're right. The art institute. What do they call it? The art institute? Is that what it is? Great art, but too much copy. That's what I know for the museum. Is there too much copy?

Too much reading. Too much reading. Yeah, I just want the name and the year. Yeah, that's it. I'm here to see the art but then they got the whole story and I feel like I need to read it.

Give me the name and the year. It's exhausting. Isn't it crazy that like we have such bad attention span that like I'll see a plaque or something on a street like if I'm in a different city and I'll still only read

like half the work. Yeah. It's like, all right, I got the gist world yeah yeah it's just like skip to the end yeah got it damn all right uh do i want to ask the human body exhibit had a uh i saw i saw a naked body like dead body like split in half front half back it was disgusting and there was the penis there just just right there hanging. And I was laughing. I was like, you know, penis. And then I was staring out. I took a picture. Then I read the exhibit, dead child.

Oh. Was I? I know. Your child porn. Nope, nope. Deleted. Deleted. The metadata?

Child dick museum? There's a dead kid there. Wait, you couldn't tell it was a kid? Well, I thought it was a regular-sized penis to me. Oh. Oh, shit. The kid died with a hammer cock? That sucks.

We lost a good one. Couldn't even use it. Couldn't even get to use it. I know, but I felt like it was entrapment. Yeah, they did. They got you. Chris Hansen, got you. Do I want to ask Steven what his rose and thorn is,

or is it going to piss us off? No, it pisses us off. Okay, go ahead, Steven. Thorn, bucks lost. Rose, go ahead, Steven. Thorn, Bucks lost. Rose played some fun pickup hoops on Friday. Okay, all right. Not bad at all. Fights on my team for a couple games.

Yeah, that was nice. Although it could be argued whether that was the weekend or not because that was still at work on Friday. Friday night, yeah. No, it was Friday afternoon. Still in the office on Friday and left. That was your Rose of your week. I brought my kids and we went on the little truck in the office.

Yeah, my son is going to be so pissed if he ever finds out. Dude, my kid was here one time and it was expressly forbidden that we get on that truck. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. Yeah, definitely not. And also your kids are way older. That's true. But yeah, my son, I bought him a little Power Wheels.

Like on Saturday mornings when no one's here, we'll come and he'll just whip around the court. And he's told me very explicitly, don't let any other kids use my truck. And then Stephen Chay's son came and I let Stephen Chay's son use the truck. Did you have to put it in reverse to get the mileage down? You texted me and Jerry and said. No, I know. and I let Stephen Chay's son use the truck. Did you have to put it in reverse to get the mileage down?

You texted me and Jerry and said. No, I know, I know, but that was before he had told me, please don't let him use my truck. Jerry should have to do the length of the Daytona 500 in one of those. Yeah. I thought you hid that thing here before you took it home for Christmas, but that's just his toy here. Yeah.

I mean, it's a perfect spot for it. Just fucking whip around. It's a good time. Yeah, I can't reckon to anything. Kids think I'm a superhero. Yeah. Oh, okay. I mean, it's a perfect spot for it. They just fucking whip around. It's a good time. Yeah, I can't reckon to anything. Kids think I'm a superhero. Yeah. They come to a place where there's just unlimited snacks and a Power Wheels truck. It's pretty damn cool. What type of snack parent are you?

Whatever they want. Are you a BuzzFeed quiz right now? Yeah, whatever they want. Pretty bad with it. You stock it up? It's not stocked up at home, but when we're out, yeah, oh, you want that? Okay, sure. What about breakfast?

Breakfast is just cereal usually. What kind? Honeynut Cheerios. That's not two. Regular Cheerios, Chex, shredded mini- Mini Wheats, Frosted Mini Wheats. Excuse me. For all of them? Do you keep them in the boxes or do you put them into plastic bins?

No, come on. That's crazy. Okay. What am I, a Kardashian? Yeah. Yeah. Those people are nuts. Yeah.

Put all their cereal in the- Plastic bins. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy stuff. Brandon, do you do it? it no it's all it's all boxes and by the by the third day the cereal's there the top of the box is only folded down it's not really folded across yep and then you say who did this there's a ton of cereal at the bottom of the box it's not in the bag there's cereal on top of the bag inside the box

how many nearly empty cereal boxes do you have in the pantry? Oh, dozens. Yeah. I would say I'm consistently at like five to six. And nobody wants like that half bowl. Right. I only have one cereal eater in the house. And at least we thought that. But he always accuses other people of eating his cereal.

Oh. Yeah. So it gets rough. You should hide his cereal. Well, he's the he's the loudest he's the eight-year-old he'll he'll he'll burn my house down yeah are you afraid of him i'm not afraid of him i'm afraid of tommy and tommy controls him oh can i have tommy's number by the way oh yeah i'd like it too that text he sent to kate throw us in a group yeah

throw us in a group chat with tommy please oh yeah all. And then remove yourself from the group chat. Yep. All right. We'd like to be just hanging with Tommy. I should just add him to the Yak group chat. Yeah, throw him in the Yak group chat. I thought about doing that once, but I was like, no. Yeah, that'd probably be bad.

Let's just make a separate group chat. Yeah, let's just make, yeah. All right. Brandon doesn't have anyone's phone number saved. Yeah, he loves that little. No, I got, I got, all right, wrestler. What do you have? I think I'm KB's friend.

Your second KB. He doesn't have mine saved. Sure. What's Titus? Titus. Damn it. I eventually just grew tired of doing that shit. Here we go.

Somebody might have to add Newt later. Pit. Che che you in yeah all right if tj is the moderator all right nitro z and tj has he been has been texting? Yeah. Well, apparently, I didn't even know. He texts my sister all the time. That's awesome. I didn't know. He doesn't have that many numbers. And also, that fact just definitely isn't right.

There's no chance a killer whale can dive that far. Yeah, they can. No chance. 10,000 meters? 10,000 meters is a long. That's a long fucking way. Whatever Tommy says, I believe. I bet you it's true. You look it up, TJ? I think it's 10,000 feet is a long fucking way. Whatever Tommy says, I believe. I bet you it's true.

Can you look it up, TJ? I think it's 10,000 feet maybe. Huh. You're right, 10,000 meters. What is a meter? I don't know. It's a European foot, right? European yard.

It's a European yard. European yard. Okay. Yeah. I just looked something up that book 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. You know how long a league is? Wait, did you get him an Android? No.

Why is it green? I don't know. Why is it green? I don't know. Why the fuck is it green? I don't know. I don't know, but I got him an iPhone. You got him an Android, dude.

No, I got him an iPhone. You got him a fucking Android. I got him an iPhone. Why is it you got him an Android, dude? No, I got him an iPhone. You got him a fucking Android. I got him an iPhone 14. He turned off his iMessages to do some freak shit that you can't trace. He wouldn't even know how to do that. Sounds like he's doing freak shit. Alright, now am I leaving?

He said okay then. Tommy's going to be like changing SIM cards. I don't know how to leave this group chat. So there we go. You guys have access to Tommy. And don't spread the word that I got him an Android. I did not.

I got him an iPhone. Why is it green unless he's doing freak shit? I got him an iPhone. Ask him if he's doing freak shit. I'm not going to ask him if he's doing freak shit. I got him an iPhone 14. Him and his brother what you he clearly has an android he doesn't i'm pumped that i got tommy's number now all right so there you go use it however you need

to use it do not give it to jerry telling me. Fair. Fair. Otherwise, it's all good, I think. Does Tommy play Warzone? Yes. We got to run. Yeah. He plays all that shit. Okay.

Which I got to have Rudy come out to my place and set me up a Twitch stream in place so I can get Tommy going. Yeah, that's his Christmas gift, right? Yeah. Yeah, we got to get on that. We got to get Tommy going. Are y''s his Christmas gift, right? Yeah, we got to get Tommy going. Are y'all just in the group chat now or what are y'all doing? Tommy just shared his first fact with us. There's no chance he already did a fact.

What is that? It's already paying dividends being in this group chat. Yeah, it must be sick. If enough killer whales gather around and swim in circles, they can create a whirlpool? That's crazy. Why is sick if enough killer whales gather around swimming circles they can create a whirlpool yeah that's crazy why is he on stuck on killer whales what is what did you send him a pokemon yeah it's a shiny rayquaza and it's mine gather around swimming circles they can create a whirlpool okay that makes sense

yeah but any any child would know that fact. Anything can make a whirlpool if it's not me. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. I fucking love this kid. I wish the listeners at home could see this group chat. This is good yakking right now. I'm excited. I was really jealous. He's a quick responder. Yeah, well, he's not doing anything. He's just sitting at home. I'm excited. I was really jealous.

He's a quick responder. Yeah, well, he's not doing anything. He's just sitting at home. What's his background on his phone? Is it a gun? Is he not in school? He homeschools. His is in the morning, and his brother's are in the afternoon.

I don't know. Although his... It's a gun. I don't know if I should say this. Go ahead. His younger brother has, his background is a very muscular photo of Kirby. A shirtless muscular photo of Kirby. How old is he? That's awesome. He's 11.

That's so fucking funny. Kirby the, no. Which one? It's none of those. Oh, shoot. It's none of those. Oh, shoot. It's none of those. Are you sure it's Kirby? I'm sure it's Kirby.

It's more human than any of those. What if it's just KB? Human muscular? You got him an android. I did not get. He's green. In fairness, Kirby's always shirtless. Well, that's true. Yeah yeah i don't know how you'd wear a shirt i have to take a when i he's at school but when i have to when i get a picture of it i'll send it

to y'all later um he just he loves nintendo games he loves kirby all right i just texted him on the side said tommy this is big cat's number if you ever need anything literally anything just i thought we were just doing the group well no i wanted to let him know that like i if you ever need anything, literally anything, just tell me. I thought we were just doing the group. Well, no, I wanted to let him know that if he ever needs anything, just tell me. What does anything mean? Literally anything. Literally anything. If he's selling drugs and he needs somewhere to hide his drugs.

He needs someone to buy them for him? Yeah. I'll buy them for him. You'll buy drugs for him? Kyle just gave the best fact to Tommy. Oh, shit. It wasn't a fact. It was a question.

Oh. He just replied okay to that text. What a baller. He knows. Whatever he needs. Kyle, that's an interesting hypothetical. If Gordon Ramsay could breathe underwater, could he have saved the chum bucket? Tommy said probably.

Probably could. Oh, put on. I had boba ice cream. Yeah? It's very good. Put on Prince. What kind of cream? And what kind of boba?

Does it got the bubbles in it? I had like different flavors, s'mores, strawberry shortcake. Yeah. You and I have very different palates. It's the same satisfaction of like the boba in a tea but with ice cream so i recommend it i can't believe it was a little balls yeah your boy is android call him facetime him face on facetime him i just think it's egregious that you would sit here and why is he green hmm

well tommy what kind of phone you got android what kind of phone you got iphone yeah why are your texts green why are your texts green oh i haven't changed them wait why did you change are you trying to hide something i've done this before are you doing freaky stuff oh oh all right i'll see you yep he went into settings yep tommy's gonna be in like the massad by next week i don't know can you do that no i because he he agreed i have to look at his phone uh at the end of every day to make sure he's not doing anything is that like uh that feels like it's like the nfl

drug test where they're like we're gonna test you once. Probably, yeah. He knows every night. Yeah, he knows if I just clear everything. Okay, so maybe I should check it like at 2 o'clock. You got to do some random checks. Yeah, all right. I'll do some random checks. Yeah, because otherwise. So far, so good.

He's going to get ahead of that. So far, so good. What are the checks shown? Yeah, what are you going to search? I haven't seen anything. What do you do? What are the checks shown yeah what are you going to search uh i haven't seen it i haven't seen anything what do you do what are your checks i look at all the text messages uh they're there to approve people and i i don't really check his internet search history like that's fine whatever i'm gonna text him right now and tell him make sure he deletes our text messages before the end of the night every night let's get ahead of get in front of this. You're doing illegal stuff at this point.

I'm just saying, I don't want, I want you just, I don't want you prying in on me and Tommy's business talks. Okay. Well, I agree from your standpoint. Also, he's my 13 year old son. That's true. That's a fair counterpoint. And I'm going to say, I don't care.

Okay. I don't know if that'll stand up in court. I don't think Tommy's ever going to text me again. No? Personally. No, no, no. On the side. Guys, he's definitely going to. He is? care. Okay. I don't know if that will stand up in court. I don't think Tommy's ever going to text me again. No? Personally. No, no, no. On the side. Guys, he's definitely going to.

He is? Yeah. Shit. Okay. Be ready for that. So just let me know when I need to tell him to stop texting you. Does he have a mohawk right now? No, he has long hair right now.

Growing out a mullet. Fuck yes. He's dumb. Which I think I might be too. I just... Yeah, what are you doing? I'm away from Fleischman. I don't trust anybody in Chicago to cut my hair, so I think I'm just letting it go.

When's the last time you got a haircut? August. You should go as far as... I'm going to. I'm going. That's since August? Yeah. Let's not cut our hair or shave for the rest of the year.

I've been waiting for your and KB's approval to cut my hair I know we still have to wait you have to clear it with them they control my hair it was an agreement we had it's in the contract get a man bun Brayman I don't think I can grow enough hair on top of my head

to do a man bun what do you mean you'd look like such an asshole don't do that I had to do a man bun. What do you mean? You'd look like such an asshole. Yeah. You would look like an asshole. Don't do that. But I need a haircutist in Chicago. I do too.

I haven't had time to go to Chicago. Haircutist, yeah. You want to go to a barber together? Yeah. I can't go to a barber. What about the guy who rolls up here? We have a roll up? Yeah. Yeah.

He brings a van. That doesn't... Yeah, but he does Fasoli and Jerry. Imagine me with Fas and jerry's haircut i know imagine if nick does other things besides fades but i don't believe him i gotta go to a woman i think i do too yeah i have to i haven't gone to a man in 30 years never have touch your hair never have i gotta have some i like them when they zhuzh it yeah I like titties

in my haircuts oh you like them resting right on your shoulder that's the difference between you and I you like titties I like my hair

getting zhuzh I like accidental accidental a brush up yeah take what you can get and you get that you get the tingly

on your arms you feel warm also touching your hair oh I feel alive yeah did you guys see the dude who cummed during the twerk? I did. What?

I cut it short on a video. I need to see this. Wait, what? Yeah. He was like lying down. That's rule number one of the twerk competition. Basically just to try not to cum. He was like lying down in like a boxing ring.

I forget what it was. And she was twerking. Yep. Okay. Yep. Okay. Oh. Oh my god. He's got his face. Oh my god. That's a. Listen to the commentary.

That's a nightmare. He's pumping his pants. What a video. He's coming in his pants. He's got to win, right? He's coming in his pants. He's still laying there. Why is he laying there? Oh, the jumbo.

Hold up. This is the most mortifying thing of all time. Oh, my God. They're all looking at it. Wait, play it again. I want to hear that. That initial announcement is so funny He's got his finger up

He's smiling Finger up. Smile. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. What's up? Hold on. What's up? Hold on. He's covering his pants. He's covering his pants. He's covering his pants.

Oh, my God. This is like the human extent of shame. Yes. Yeah. This is everyone's, like, worst nightmare. Why? I don't know. I think he did the right move by just lying there and not.

You can't, like, run through the crowd. No, you got to play dead. I think the minute you feel the cum, you got to just, like, stand up and walk away and be like. Maybe fake an injury. Yeah, you got to flip over quick. Wearing a light wash to the fucking twerk battle that was a big mistake. How do you fake an injury from laying on your back? Just cramp or something.

That girl won the tw torque battle, right? Had to have. Had to have. Automatic dub. It's a knockout. Damn, he's cumming his pants. If you're that guy, too, you should probably wear a condom. Yeah.

Knowing that you're going to cum in your pants. Because that wasn't a surprise. He looked like he... He knew that if a stiff breeze hits him the right way, he's going to cum in his pants. Also, she was hovering way above him. Way above. Yeah, but it was the... Is that a Bluetooth cum?

Yeah, it was. It's a Bluetooth cum. Oh, man. Wireless cum. That's brutal. That is the nightmare. The number one nightmare. Fuck.

He's cumming his pants. He's having that be announced. Hold up, hold up. And that first girl was just pointing and laughing. Do the girls pick who they're twerking on? Like, do you think she knew he was like a, did she choose him? Yeah. It's like your dad pitching to you at the home run derby.

Yeah. But she wasn't even like proud like she like scurried away disgusted i think oh she but like i think it was an act she was proud and where what is that yeah where is yeah was that at like halftime of a different event because there were a ton of people there was that the rock 500 people what type of thing was that also why isn't their event that's just quickest to come in their pants great event that would be a great event that would be a great event yeah that british yeah seem british dude imagine that post not clarity transcendence he's gonna you're just on the ground 500 people are like he's coming. He's coming as Pence. Oh, my God. We got to find that guy.

That's very high cum, too. I know. They were kind of pointing at it, too, being like, that's where it is? Yeah. But I think that's just how it works. If you have a small dick, you probably cum fast. I feel like big dick guys don't do that. Yeah, because it takes longer for the cum to travel down the dick. They can stop it before. You think he did rose and thorn when he came into work

rose was i got twerked on yeah yeah rose i i kind of hooked up with the girl oh that's a body yeah thorn my cum was on the jumbotron you never want your cum staying on the jumbotron never i was on the cum staying on the Jumbotron. Never. I was on the cum cam. I think the move is you gotta just start peeing your pants. You gotta piss. And be like,

look how much cum I have. Yeah. I drop loads. You gotta think fast. He did not think fast. He was just frozen. He was frozen. Jesus.

Damn. Cum in your pants. Cum in his pants pants His face was blurred But do we think He was a white guy I don't think so I don't think so either I don't think

It's pretty clear He wasn't Yeah I don't think he was I don't think anyone I was just looking at the cum Arms I think the dick was white Yeah

It had to be a white dick There was a white dick Um Oh It might be Adam sammer hispanic why is he yeah why is he doing like yeah what is that gesture that's like when a cornerback like it's a bad pass we don't know the whole i think he was he may have won that yeah it might be the quick may have won i think he was proud yeah what I'm saying. It might be the quickest to come. He may have just won.

I think he was proud. Yeah, he was standing like he was saying he just won a trophy. Yeah, he just clinched the champion. That would be a good Jerry After Dark 2, a non-contact bust. Just has to sit there with his eyes closed. That would be great. Just watching a guy with his eyes closed on YouTube. I think he would be down, and I think that's the most viewed thing in the world.

Yeah, I think he would be down. You think it would be the most viewed thing in the world? Yeah. I think if he made it to, like, day two like he did with the golf. Tom Brady's like, come on, Jerry. I mean, dude, that clip has 24 million views. That's crazy. Yeah, we should talk him into doing this.

We definitely should. Non-contact cum. He gets other people going in trying for him. Take a guess shot. Yeah. That'd be crazy if you could just do it on command. Yeah, if you could just. it on command yeah if you could just okay i'm out stream over we did talk about we gotta convince them to do it we have to work in milk somehow yeah so we could puke

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Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. His only chance would be Wet Dream. Yeah. Is that the only chance would be Wet Dream. Yeah. Is that the only chance? Like Robbie back in whatever. I mean, you could. I think only the zenest of dudes can get hands-free E-Jack. If someone was talking in your ear.

Yeah. Eventually. I think if he held off for like five days yeah okay maybe took the right sativa or indica strain he doesn't oh yeah yeah your robbie went what like 17 days before he had a wet dream yeah he's 19 19 days that was weird it was yeah we did that. How old was Robbie at the time? He was 17. He was 18.

He was 18. He was 18. You guys were tracking his cum? It was just we were like, how long would it take for someone to have a wet dream? And Robbie was like, I'll do it. And he had 19 days. He busted all over himself. I don't know how long it would take.

We should try it. Way more than 15 days. I haven't had a wet dream since college. They rule. I don't know why they stopped doing those. Why does their brain stop doing those? It got discontinued. Yeah.

There should be a pill you could take that guarantees one. Yeah, it's better than virtual reality. I'd take that before every flight. Wet dream on the flight's a nightmare, too. Oh, my God. Yeah, waking up with a boner on a flight. Imagine being in the middle seat. Middle seat, wet dream.

Just like, oh. It came in his pants. Sounds like an indie album. Sounds like a new Lana Del Rey. Wet dream in the middle seat wet dream yeah it came in his pants hold up hold up hold up hold up do you have to like close the event is that like a biohazard is that like shitting in the pool bro they were fired up right for a little but like i think you just wheel him off and get the next guy out there

you can't did he ever stand up though if all the other guys are getting twerked on like carried him off put him under his arm imagine being the guy that has to follow that too yeah i'd be scared to be like she just made him come yeah the girl that had to follow i don't know you just end the event i think vince carter it's over it is a walk it's a walk off yeah you don't yeah you don't top that it has it has to be guys coming because otherwise what's the point of the guy being there i think it's working with somebody to twerk on you have to have you have to have someone on apparatus that's how they laugh at you in the nightmares that's a movie

like shame dream sequel yeah yeah That's a movie dream sequence. Yeah. I wasn't disappointed. I thought the British would have a better phrase for cumming your pants. He zapped himself. You haven't done those in a long time. I know. Those were the best. People started faking.

Oh, I want to get into mystery boxes. Okay. This is a thing that you can purchase. These guys did jerseys, right? Yeah. Ebo did it for us. How weird did they get? I want just an item.

I don't know. I don't want even a theme. Not even an idea. Just any item. Any item. An eBay box where you have no idea what you're going to get. Wait, can we just search eBay mystery box and get a lot? Yeah, I'll buy some. There is a website.

I don't know if it still does stuff, but it was just called like random item and it was $15 and they just sent you something. I want that. I want that bad. A tie, some earrings, a wallet. I want that bad. I want a tie, some earrings, a wallet. I want that bad. Yeah. We should do it where we have to use that item for the rest of like the week. Yeah.

Yeah. I would like it to be more of a gamble. Yeah. So like you want it to be like $500, you could get some sort of- Something great. It could be something insane or something- Okay. Horrible.

Yeah. Oh, but see, these are- Star Wars. I don't want a fucking Funko Pop. No, not like this this there's got to be some dark web shit dark web mystery human kidney yeah you can get a box of stuff from my house could be anything stuff i don't want yep you buy it now and rick and morty in the profile yeah it's gonna be like lame toys just a pile but i don't know you could buy it now for a grand

yeah but you've never been on the other side of the pile, wouldn't you? No, I know. You wouldn't buy somebody's pile? I agree. The bidding ends in a week. Is the pile dead forever? You don't have a pile there. I'm rebuilding one in my office.

Just kind of shit. And there's also a room. We have a pile room. Well, it's where we moved the pile, which was stupid, but we did it. Whoa. Over a fifth. Wait a minute. That doesn't make sense.

This is someone just clearing out their house. That's just a yard sale. Yeah. Okay, we need to find. I will buy if there's like a. But I'm not. I think it would be underwhelming if it was just like tech and like. Right.

I don't want old tech. I want a photo album or a Yomega. I want a guy, like to have a mystery box guy who will. Just send us an item? Start sending us shit? Yeah. All right. If there's somebody, if there's like a mystery box guy in Chicago, reach out.

What do you think, like $250 per box? Yeah. One item? No, $250's got to be more than one item. What's the floor, What's the ceiling? I want the range to be crazy. Yeah. What about a clothes mystery box?

You got to wear all those clothes. That's not terrible. Yeah. Mystery outfit? Yeah, mystery outfit's not bad. It's not bad. We could do that. Mystery outfit.

I'm in on mystery boxes. You find someone and you starts sending us stuff. Doesn't Barstool have like a shirt of the month club where you get a random shirt? Yes. I think we made some pretty good ones too. Yeah, because they're not shirts in the store, right? Right. That means we can get loose with it.

Yeah, we should I wanna I'm in on that Kyle I am too I'd like to get I'd like to have a day Where we just have Like 25 mystery boxes Bunch of surprises

That's what I was picturing Yeah Alright I'm gonna do some research I'm gonna find some mystery boxes Or I'll just box shit in my house And bring it in You guys wouldn't know yeah it wouldn't yeah yeah but it wouldn't be a mystery for you i can you want to whoa oh wow pretty good

oh my god another university of wisconsin hat that's crazy oh so blue coffee four theraguns there was a there was a point in time in the new New York office where there were more Theraguns than employees. That rocked. I came out of a... We were like Montana with cows. I came out of a yak draft with probably three Theraguns. Yeah. They're awesome.

That hat's awesome. Yeah, nice hat. The Chargers Niner Super Bowl. Very good hat. Sweet. Sick hat. Monkey off the back. That'll be awesome. Yeah, nice hat. The Chargers Niner Super Bowl. Very good hat. Sweet. Sick hat. Monkey off the back. That'll be awesome.

Means business. Mm-hmm. Jerry Rice had what? How many touchdowns does he have in that game? A bunch. I feel like he had two or three. 49-26, I think, was the final score. Yeah.

Wait, who was it? Was it Stan Humphreys? Chargers quarterback? Yeah, I think so. Stan Humphreys. Are the Ravens going, I think so. Stan Humphreys. Are the Ravens going to win the Super Bowl easily? Niners are, usually. I hope so.

I'm in a spot now where I'm just – Patrick Holmes just owns me. Yeah. Every future I put on. I thought this was the year they looked the most beatable, and then they looked the best they ever have. He's just the best. There's nothing you can do about it yeah he's a thief of joy unless you live in kansas city and he's a

deliverer of joy yeah poor people of buffalo i feel so bad for those people it's they were throwing snowballs at receivers the whole time oh yeah hank had a very funny moment yesterday where he's like i feel so bad for the people of Buffalo And all the replies were like Dude, you were Patrick Mahomes for the last 20 years Yeah You did this That's what it's like to see Yeah

With a missed kick Tough It wasn't even close The fake punt to DeMar was DeMar was just trying to, you know That was the script, right? That was the script talking Yeah, that was the opening scene of the championship dvd yes and they had that ready but they forgot

to win the championship yep i that was it is pretty crazy that demar hamlin went from like incredible story to like now people like legit hate Yeah. Yeah. Out of liability at this point. Just really, really a great, like, lesson in American psyche. Internet psyche. Yeah, like, if your team, when the Bills eventually cut him and your team is interested in bringing him in, there will be comments that are like, we don't want the distraction. Yeah, right. Yeah.

Yeah. The black ball. Yeah. Like Kaepernick kind of deal. Yeah. The Broncos are interested in damar hamlin broncos fans like we don't want that and i don't i too much too much locker room distraction that's crazy dying and coming back to life i don't know man that's that

kind of fucks up the whole i don't i don't know if he did do you think he did too much stuff after i don't feel like he did like i know the s the ESPYs and, like, that stuff. I mean, he fucking died. Right. It's kind of an impossible position to be in for him where everyone is asking you and what are you

supposed to do? You're like, oh, like, this, like, I was always never going to be, like, a star player. This is my shot. Well, that's the bad thing,

the unfair thing. Dying would have been better for his legacy. Oh, Jesus. You're not wrong, but oh, Jesus. You're not wrong. It's bad and unfair. Bad and unfair.

Bad and unfair. So, wait, I didn't watch it in the pressers after, but they said that it was because the Chiefs had 10 guys in the field. Yeah. And that was a check. So that's his call. Yeah. DeMar made the call?

Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. Well, that's what happened. On the stream, he moves from one side to the other, and then it's clear something is a little weird, and then he takes the snap. I mean, if you die and come back, you've got to be a little cocky.

A little cocky. And a little confident. I can do anything. Yeah. I have God on my side. Yeah. And him getting that first down would have been amazing. Oh, it would have been the greatest thing ever.

He wasn't even close. No. Yeah, but everybody's focusing on what did happen. You're not focusing on what could have happened. Yeah. And if he could have simply picked it up, that would have been awesome. If the Bills were smart, they would have fake punted it again the next try. Yeah.

You never expect it again. Never expect it. Ever. If I know you, you would have scored a touchdown on that play, yeah? Yeah. I would have certainly made that field goal at the end. Yep. That was really stupid.

Out of doubt. What was the length of that field goal? 44. 44? That was the most missed field goal of all time. Yeah. Wide right. It took a right turn.

Poor girls. Yeah, now they're just sitting there on a Monday morning morning cold oh what the fuck do we do it's all over yeah that's really the most to pray it's not even the night of it's it's the next day it's way worse oh that one didn't throw a pick next week will suck too sunday oh yeah ravens Chiefs. Yeah. Especially if the Chiefs win. Damn. Mahomes. He is him. Yeah.

He is that dude. Yeah. He's never not played in an AFC championship game. That's stupid. Yeah, that's insane. It's pretty crazy. It's so stupid. Oh, man. Jackson was talking shit on Twitter.

Oh, he was? Good for him. That's my bro-bro. Yeah. That's my big bro. And then every comment is just... He somehow even tweets with a lisp, dude. Yeah.

Yeah. And Jason Kelsey was the drunkest man on earth. He is going to get so much... That's my bro-bro. Bro-bro? Go to the pit loser yeah fuck you for being proud of your brother yeah dickhead god he's so annoying well his wife's happy too they're talking about is there's a the bills are building a new stadium so there's a literal pit in the in the earth where their new stadium is gonna to go. And Bill's fans started jumping in it before games as like a superstition.

They're jumping in the pit? Yeah. So that guy was like literally meet me in the pit. That's the last place you want to meet a guy. No. You do not want to be in the pit. Wait, can we see the pit? Isn't that a different suite than everybody else?

Yeah, I don't know if he was allowed in the other suite. They were in the other one. They were on the other end of the end zone right damn okay this is making oh man they're always the same video oh my god why does his mouth always yeah why does he do that he has 1.1 million followers though that's got to kill him to not be in the same box as taylor swift you know he's like at the game it also just shows like how good of a guy patrick holmes is that he just oh ride or die yeah he could have cut his brother loose.

Mm-hmm. Aaron Rodgers did. Yeah, that's not talked about enough. He just has a whole family that he doesn't speak to? Yeah. Didn't talk to him. That's crazy. What'd they do to him?

Got vaxxed. Probably. I'm sure there's a rush to cutting off your family a rush yeah it's gotta be great it's like i'm on my own like one final text yeah and also to do it like if you're just a regular person you cut off your family it's like well we don't know what they're like zarin rogers you see him everywhere yeah yeah i wonder what aaron's up. Oh, there he is playing another football game. What's the game plan if Tommy wants to emancipate himself? Yeah. Oh, I'm actually anticipating that at this point.

This is – Are they in the pit right now? It always ends up – no, this is in the pit, but it always ends up with a dude on fire. Yes, he's on fire. Oh, he's about to come. Stop, drop, and roll, dude. He's surrounded by snow.

The least effective fire. Oh, he's still. That was a long time. I like to think the guy that saves him was like secretly gay and attracted to him. Now's my chance. I got to catch him. This man's ass is on fire. Get his ass, fellas.

Oh, man. By the way, Ruff and Rowdy is Thursday night this week. What a twist. Yeah. Thursday night, Ruff and Rowdy, Providence. 20 amateur matchups, Boxing Chaos. Dave and I will be back on the call. Robbie, Fox, Caleb, Roan, Large.

Frank the Tank will be there. Main events include a Dwarf title fight, Bobby Lang defending his heavyweight belt against 6'6 Monster, and Vicky D versus 39-year-old Angry Mom. We also have Backfoot Ninja. I think Diamond Hands is fighting. It's going to be great. Thursday night, it's the middle of winter. You got nothing going on on Thursday night.

There's no more football on the weekdays. Pay-per-view is available at buyrnr.com with replay up available until the following week. Come watch New England locals settle their feuds with fists and spit. It's going to be a night full of pure disrespect. We haven't done a rough and rowdy in a while. I'm very excited for Thursday night. I love watching them. Also, I'll be out on Thursday and so will Nick. Yep, and Mook.

And Mook. That's right. Mook too. So you guys are going to have to hold down the fort. I think I'll be here for I don't think it's a bit.

an hour on Wednesday and then I got to bounce and then I'll be back on Friday. So I'm only going to miss Thursday. He's going to come up with something fun.

Oh yeah. Like Akagami. On Thursday? Yeah. Let me send somebody In my stead KB Titus and Brandon Somebody you guys don't know The boys

Would be great Do you agree To let him send in a Yes Of course Okay I'll send one too Cool

Someone you know You can't send Tommy Walker No Okay Does Mook also get a replacement i don't know i'll send someone you sell big smokes and i'll send ben mints no i knew it let's talk yeah i like that you almost got that no big get out in time who am i gonna send mincy reported yesterday that taylor swift actually didn't take off her hat for the You almost got that no big get out in time. Who am I going to send?

Mincy reported yesterday that Taylor Swift actually didn't take off her hat for the national anthem. Whoa. Do women have to? Oh. I don't think they do. I don't think they do either. Is that true? Yeah. I've always heard men, please remove your hats and everyone place your hand on your heart.

Whoa. I don't think women have to. Yeah. That's crazy. Women don't have to. Also, not a lot of women in hats. I think there was a time period when women had to wear a hat, right? Yeah.

But I don't think they've ever been expected to take their hats off. Well, there was a time period where women weren't at the sporting events. That was good old days. Good old days. You didn't have to say it. Yeah, you just say hats off, and it was all boys. Just a bunch of boys wearing suits at the ball game. Some wool suits in the middle of August.

I miss that. Their top hats. They were at home cooking dinner. Smoking cigarettes. On airplanes. Getting fucked by another dude. Always. Hell yeah, brother.

Yeah, what if being gay back then was just not even like a thing? It was just male friendship. That was gay back then. Yeah not even like a thing it was just male friendship that was gay back then yeah i think it was yeah yeah that was like the gayest it's just being friends with your guys yeah but i'm saying like what if like all the dudes back then fucked but they like it wasn't just like that's what we just do yeah it's just a we just fuck it's like a checklist thing the rom were pedophiles right gay pedophiles yeah they did some nasty shit not good

them Romans I'm going to Rome in April what? yeah that's right yeah I want to see the Colosseum where else? Florence how long? week entire Italy trip Where? Why? Well, not where. I want to see the Coliseum. Rome. Where else? Florence.

How long? A week. An entire Italy trip? Nope. How are you going to deal with the flight? I'm going to have to find some sort of new drug. Okay. But they do sell Xanax there just over the counter.

Oh. That was the first thing I told you about Italy. Yep. Yeah, you're going to be screwed on that flight. Yeah. So you've got three months to find a good drug. It's the best place for somebody with celiac disease to go, they say. Yeah.

I just want to see the Coliseum. That's it? Then come back? Yeah. Yeah. You could just go over to Kyle's house and Google Map It for you. Could you do that? Yeah.

There's like Street View. It's getting crazy. No problem. Could you do that? Yeah. There's like Street View. It's getting crazy. No problem. If you had a VR headset. Oh, dude. I always think about that. We'd lose them. Yeah.

I'm pretty sure we're close to attending concerts with VR. Definitely. I saw Apple had it. You actually see the, you feel like you're there. You're 3D and other people are 3D. But to make it the real experience, they need to make it so you have to sit in traffic. You can't pee. Yeah.

You can't say you saw that act, right? Yeah, you can. I'm picturing a crazy camera in the crowd that you put the VR set and you're there. There's a drunk girl behind you that won't shut up. Mm-hmm. Yeah, someone's singing all the words. It doesn't smell great.

Yeah. Are concerts fun? They are. Yeah. When they hit, they hit. Right. Then they can be horrible, too, obviously. Concerts are very fun.

Okay. Concert's one of those things that when you do it, afterwards you're like, why don't I do that more? Right. That's it. That's it. You have that feeling every single time. Like, fuck, that was a lot of fun. I should go to more live music.

Yeah, right. And then you wait another six months. And you dread going. And then when the band comes out and there's the entrance, you look to your boys you're like holy shit dude it's happening uh-huh that moment that pop that first tall boy at a concert hits hard too uh-huh first when you pay 18 bucks for so much money rack it open before it gets warm yeah concerts rock concerts rock we should we should do concerts this year we should do them yeah let's go to a concert okay the six of us then no because you need to go to a concert that you love uh-huh you know that your friends love what what what act could we all six agree on that none

to get very excited field who i don't know if I can do Billy Joel. We got Creed coming. And Stevie Nicks. It's Billy Joel and Stevie Nicks combined. She's too old, isn't she? Oh, they mold together? Yeah. That's gross. Okay, what other concert can we go to?

Creed? John Mayer? I'd see John Mayer. I'd see John Mayer. I'd see John Mayer. I don't think... I wouldn't care to see John Mayer. No, I like his music.

We don't have anything in common. There's no musical act that we'll all agree on. Are we not compatible? There's got to be something. I don't think we would ever come to a third eye blind. Yes! Brandon?

For sure. Did they tour at all? I saw them last year. I they tour at all? Yeah. I saw them last year. I saw Third Eye Blind in 2009 in Chicago with Vic and my friend. Oh, this is a tour. Oh, hell yes. Yeah, fuck you. Oh, yes.

Is it tropical? Let's go to that. Where is it? Where is it, though? You keep pointing. Where is it? Chicago. June 28th.

Yes. Wait, that's my birthday. Oh, shit. June 28th. Yeah, that's my birthday. Oh, shh. June 28th. Yeah, let's go. Summer God's Tour. Dude, yellow card and third eye blind. Yeah.

Okay. Yellow card too? Yellow card. We're in. There's a place on a ocean avenue. Fuck yeah. We got to get floor. Those aren't expensive either.

This is indoors. Oh, Northern of the Islands. Awesome place to see a concert. What is it? Northern of the Island. Is it outdoor or indoor? Outdoor. Yeah is indoors. Oh, Northern of the Island is an awesome place to see a concert. What is it? Northern of the Island. Is it outdoor or indoor? Outdoor. Perfect. Fuck yes. What a great night that'll be.

Third Eye Blind bringing the boys together. I think Tim McGraw's coming too. Fuck yes. Oh my god. We gotta get front row. Yeah, we gotta get front row. Oh, this rocks. Oh my god. I got to get front row. Yeah, we got to get front row. Oh, this rocks. Oh, my God. I'm very excited for this.

Wait, I don't know. I think that might be the dozen. Oh, yeah. That seems late for the dozen. I think that might be the dozen. Oh, yeah, that's perfect. I think it might be. That seems late for the dozen.

I know. No, I think the dozen's in May. We all get up in the morning, pregame at that's perfect. I think it might be. That seems late for the dozen. I know. No, I think the dozen's in May. We all get up in the morning, pregame at Dan's place. I'll quit the dozen. Outdoor pregame. I'll blend some cocktails. You'll blend? I'll blend, yeah.

What day of the week was it? The dozen is going to take place the last week of June, the 23rd through 27th. Oh, yeah. We're good. This is a big cap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a week. Wait, the 23rd through 27th. Oh, yeah. We're good. This is a big cap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Huge. What a week.

Wait, sorry, when was the dozen? Yeah, when the championship was 27th. 23rd through the 27th. And the one's the 28th. Is it Friday? Friday. Yeah. Fuck yes.

Yeah, we're good. No Yak coins. Yes. Some Yak coins. Yeah. What if the lead singer has one? He's a weird guy, that Third Eye Blind. Is he?

How can we? I got to know someone who knows someone who we could maybe sing a song with. Dude, that would be. Do, do, do. Get Pop Punk to open for them. Yeah. Yeah. See, I saw Third Eye Blind in concert, and we ate mushrooms before.

I think that probably is the only people that have ever eaten mushrooms before a Third Eye Blind concert. Sounds fun. I doubt that. One of my- No, Third Eye Blind fucks. You think so? Yeah, dude.

That was a great time. I just remember one of my friends ate too many mushrooms and after the second song, he just looked at us and he just walked out and never came back. Okay. Yep. Sounds good. Oh, that's gonna be Fucking rock dude So much fun

I saw these exact two Remember last year I was going to like a concert I was cutting out early It was Third Eye Blind and Yellow Card Wait is Yellow Card Playing before

I don't really care about I'd be fine missing Yellow Card But are they before Or after Before Ocean Avenue dude Ocean Avenue is fucking awesome You know that's gonna be

Their last song I would see that. They'll probably play eight songs. Yeah. I'm going to be late. I don't want to see Yellow Card. They have a couple good ones. We all have to go to Yellow Card.

Oh, yeah, I'm going to Yellow Card. What? Go to Yellow Card. I would go to Yellow Card. Well, I'm out now. No, no, no, no, no, no. We're going to Yellow Card. I don't even know anything about Yellow Card.

What? You do, you do, you do. I don't know Ocean Avenue. What's the Ocean Avenue song? If I could find you now oh yeah i'm out on yellow no no no no no this is just proving the original point where we can never come to a consensus yeah no yellow card's good you're gonna miss the steak dinner before yellow card we're doing a steak dinner before a concert oh god that's not what you do no these plans are falling

apart i'm out on the steak dinner and the yellow card. We need like an outdoor pregame. Yeah, steak dinner before. What are you thinking? We're seeing Elvis? We've got to starve ourselves. I was just trying to get you for a steak dinner. While I had you.

No, we've got to tailgate. Yeah. Yes, tailgate. Wait, where is it? We could actually go to the island. We should probably get a boat. Yeah, we should probably get a boat. I've got a boat.

Why don't we tailgate? We should probably get a boat. we should probably get a boat i got a boat oh we should probably get a boat we should probably get a boat brandon and i will go in early to get a lay of the land while you you guys all stay out of the tailgate yeah we both and we'll we'll see yellow card you guys are gonna do drugs on the boat and not come in oh yeah we're gonna do drugs i'm gonna be checking my pulse in the oh yeah looking at myself in the snapchat cam yep you always look a little different in that one. Brandon, there will be a moment during Third Eye Blind where you're going to look around and be like,

all my friends are on drugs except me. And you're going to think you're better than us. You can get Brandon to do a little bit of money. Oh, Steven, you'll be on drugs. Yeah, you will. I'm going to make sure of that. Above the influence, brother. Make sure you don't eat anything 24 hours beforehand. Or drink anything.

Or inject yourself. It will all be laced. Yep. Just lace Steven. We should do lace week. With acid. Case lace. Case lace. One of these beers is really laced.

What a great time of the year June 28th is. It's probably perfect. unless you're archduke franz ferdinand that's when he was assassinated oh my god damn idiot is that your actual birthday yeah holy shit that can you move it yeah it doesn't say then you're gonna kind of i'm the 27th we don't want to make it i don't want it to be my day to be your and i'm going to convince myself you guys are doing this for me. It's supposed to be like a male friendship day.

Kind of selfish, to be honest. Mine's a. Mine's a. Mine's yours. Mine's yours. Mine's the 25th, guys. Oh. Wait, we'll do a belated Titus birthday.

Yeah. And then we'll figure out what my belated is. You guys. You got to figure out. That's also the week. The date. That Friday is the last day in office because the next week we're off oh we'll send off yeah this is like a great time yeah this is all coming together nicely

we're gonna do it right i'm so i'm we're doing it okay all right sometimes we do say some things we're gonna do we don't do them all right that i would say that's all the time right we might not all the we're doing this is our eye blind we just agreed they're gonna be in chicago on my fucking birthday oh well oh yeah three days after on my belated birthday on titus's belated birthday yeah i didn't know you were cancer as well look at us two emotional guys i was reminded of we love hard reminded of that fact on every sports team I played on you're the locker room cancer it's just a real emotional guy

born in June that's all Antonio Brown was dang guys I wish we won but I love you I'm artistic there's right brained Antonio Brown but I love you. I'm artistic. There's right-brained Antonio Brown. Do you see he's coming out? He's like, I don't have CTE.

Oh, wow. Yeah, he's like taking a hard... They're doing a podcast, Chandler Jones and Antonio Brown. Really? Yeah, denying CTE. CTE podcast. Yeah. That'll be huge. It will be.

Yeah. That'll get taken off YouTube fast Yep I gotta figure out How we can boat I wanna tailgate on a boat We can rent a boat The venue is on the water Yeah it's like just

Just off of like Soldier Field Just south of Soldier Field And you know I'm gonna to get sick on that boat. Yeah. For sure. You live around there, huh? Thanks, Brandon.

Yep. Well, we can tailgate it. We can go to Mike's house. Soldier Field's a big area. We can climb around my place. Yeah. Yeah, that's where we're pre-gaming. Yeah, we're going to pre-game there.

Then we'll walk over. Hopefully it's not too hot. I was doing some balancing stuff today at my place. On the sprinklers again? No, not on the sprinklers. Hopefully it's not too hot. I was doing some balancing stuff today at my place. On the sprinklers again? No, not on the sprinklers. Just on top of a wall. Like tightrope? I was dusting.

Balance stuff? Yeah, I was like balancing. Yeah, I was walking down my wall. Nice. Did you put the dusters on your feet? No, I have like a stick thing. A Swiffer. A stick thing, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, we'll come through. We'll climb. I'm excited for this. I wish it was June 20th right now. Yeah, I'm getting to that point where I... The winter's taking a little toll. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's going to be warm. There is this phenomenon that the last two weeks was like right at zero. It would get 10 below. And this week is going to be 35 to 38. It feels tropical. And it feels incredible. Yeah.

That's real. I went outside today without a coat on. It feels amazing. Yeah. And it's 38 degrees. Completely changes your perspective. That's why we live here. Yeah.

38 degrees five years ago would have shut me down. Listen, the first day that it's 50, everyone's wearing shorts. It's incredible. I'm going to Bluetooth cum that day. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hands free from the sun. We do have Vegas for a week.

Oh, yeah. That'd be cool. That'd be nice. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you could. The sun is too hot in Vegas. You'd hate it.

I wouldn't. You wouldn't be able to. No, it's not. Do we want to have any shenanigans that week? That we can plan ahead of? I would like that. What could we do in Vegas, really? It's not really a shenanigan town.

It's not a straight-laced. Shenanigans. Are you guys going to come to Hank's comedy show? Yes. Sold out fast. I forgot about that. And we saw his practice rep at the Barstool Bar. Yeah.

That was three minutes maybe. He's no way longer. It was a long seven. Yeah. A real long seven. He's got to do how long? An hour. What day is that?

Tuesday night. I'll come for like the last ten. It might be rough. Do you think people are going to stay the whole time? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's some real sickos out there. Oh, yeah.

Memes has to do 15 minutes before. He'll be good. Oh, shit. Yeah, he probably will. He's funny. Hank's doing a longer set at the show on the 31st, too. Is he? We'll get a taste.

Great. Oh, man. Yeah, he is?st too. Is he? Get a taste. Great. Oh, man. Yeah, he is? Yeah, I think he's going to follow Morrow. Morrow's going to come in on the 31st. He's coming back to end the month. Nice. Love that.

I bet you he's working on something big. Yeah. We can't have him do a shot again, can we? No. No. Even if he wants to, we don't let him. But if he hit it. But he made it, though.

Made it. Oh, fuck. I forgot about that. If he made it, it would be incredible. It would be pretty gangster. So gangster. Two for two. He hit me up and was like, can we split the proceeds on this shirt?

I didn't have the heart to tell him. When we put those shirts for sale we sell like five yeah I'll just give him a heart those are for the diehards like here's your cut here's your cut on these shirts

yeah I didn't really want to break the illusion to him I think he thought for a second we were about to just sell like thousands yeah I don't think you understand

how this works. No. It's a very niche shirt that 15 to 20 people will buy, and if I ever see them in public, I'll give them a huge hug. Yeah. That's how it works. You're the man. And then that's that.

And we'll probably see them in a Goodwill. Yeah. The next six months. I wish all of our extra inventory went to like africa like the super bowl shirts yeah i see something goodwill yeah it's always tough to see oh no it's a second life a second chance it's beautiful i did that back in the day when we sold a Joe Kim Noah that was just a straight ripoff of the Jumpman logo, and Nike called Welker within, like, five minutes of it being live. So I had, like, 300 in my apartment, so I just went to Declan's one day.

I was like, anyone who wants a shirt, come by. Like, people came by, a couple people grabbed a shirt, and then one dude just walked in and just took the whole box and walked out. I was like, well, I guess that's that. Yeah, he's probably selling it outside of the United States. Yeah, I was like, that's that. It's gone. Good move by him. You guys played Quidditch

on Friday? Oh, what's this? What is this? We got the Wii menu up. Oh, Wii bowling. Oh, is that going to be for... Yeah, I'm done trying to help Jerry, but he's setting himself up to fail again. Yeah, that's a long one. And he has a flight to Florida on Wednesday morning. No, he doesn't.

He will not. I know. He's not pulling 300. I know he does. And so now people are just going to be pissed at him. And they're just going to be like, I don't want to do Jerry After Dark anymore. Y'all think this is undoable? No, it's doable.

It's fully doable. There's a way to learn how to do the same shot over and over again that always hits a strike. Yeah, if he'll spend the rest of this day practicing, he might be able to do it. Then why wouldn't we just film the practicing? Oh, I don't know. I'm just... He's also doing it with his left, I think. Oh, because his arms hurt.

You have to do the exact same swing. This is the perfect time to do the no-hand-come. That seems impossible. Yeah. The 300. Yeah. Very difficult. And he's got a flight. But wait, if that's on the big screen, where will the chat be to torment him?

Oh, good question. We'll have to figure that out. You need to torment him. This is almost like getting ready for the Mintz show with all these guys out here. Yeah. Wake up Mintzy back tomorrow? Again? Oh, shit.

Yep. Big week. Yeah, wait. Mintzy got stranded? I didn't understand mincy's tweet nothing about that made sense he was in st louis yes the train got stuck in texas right and he had to take a flight to iowa right what did you see it yeah i was really confused i never really thought about it bigger airports in's also bigger airports in St. Louis. St. Louis to Chicago should be one of the easier flights in America, correct? There's a Greyhound, too. Yeah. Did you see Frank's reply?

No. My Amtrak back to Chicago got derailed in Texas, so I'm flying back on this absolute beauty through Burlington, Iowa, wherever the heck that is. I don't get. Yeah, he said the exact location. Wherever the heck Burlington, Iowa, United States of America is. What was Frank's reply?

DJ, click on the muted. That looks like the plane that Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Papa were on. Three dead guys. The day that music died people who died on a plane I mean that is crazy wait so you just muted Frank I've had him muted

because he said bad things about Rutgers so yeah I don't get that tweet he was in St. Louis he showed up yesterday. He made it. Yeah, he actually tweeted this out at whatever time, right?

I don't know what time, but he was on the stream at like 3, wasn't he? Yeah, he got around like 5. What does through Burlington, Iowa mean? Yeah. Did it land there for gas? Burlington's a big hub for Southern. Is it? Yeah, and then people were posting that Southern

had a crash plane last week. Oh, they were on the interstate. It looked exactly like that. Yeah. Mincy would totally be the lone survivor of a crashed airplane. Yeah.

Yeah. That would definitely happen to him. I would love to see a castaway situation with Mincy. How much money do you think we castaway situation with Mincy. How much money do you think we'd make off of Mincy Memorial shirts?

Probably a decent chunk. Yeah. I would buy one. I would too. Yeah. Brandon? Is Mincy, is it like a life insurance thing? Mincy is more valuable to us dead than alive?

It depends on how he dies. True. Yeah. Because it would probably be funny, right? It depends on how he dies. True. Yeah. Because it would probably be funny, right? It would have to be funny. It would be like the guy jumping off the Titanic and hit the propeller. Yeah. That was hilarious.

The sound he made and then the whirlybird all the way down. That's the sound that plays when the Frankettes win a bonus round. Was that supposed to be funny in that movie? No, but it was. No, but it was hilarious. TJ, can we play that or no? I don't know about this he jumps off the Titanic which you'd think would suck yeah and he gets so much worse the propeller like knocks like chops his

head off anymore it still lands alive in the free no no I think the propeller kills my best case then oh yeah I don't know if it does because he hits it with his feet, don't he? Wait. I don't know. He got real dizzy. That's hilarious.

He got real dizzy. What a hilarious thing to add to the... I know. I know. You're just in post-production. You're like, hmm, we need to take it up a notch. Maybe right here. Have him hit the propeller.

Smoke the propeller. People might not be notch. Maybe right here. Have him hit the propeller. Smoke the propeller. People might not be sad. Here you go. Wait, what is this? That's it. But wait, is this an old tweet? Have I talked about this before?

Oops. Wait, I have talked about Who said oops That's a mincey oops When he hits When he was breaking a crab Didn't he hit the crab Yeah Yeah what did he

How did he hit the crab Damn I I talk about two things Yeah can we watch them out This is really embarrassing Watch the crab video I forgot that he did that That also kind of sounded

Like the smitty Like bashing his skull. Oh, yeah. That was an all-time video. That was great. I want to watch that one. You ever seen that one, Titus? That's the basketball hoop in his yard?

Yeah, he was just doing a video. I think it was the Sixers were in the playoffs. Oh. Very routine video. I've seen that. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. Oh, this is.

Oops. We got a bonus crab. Oh, and he just eats innards of it. Like, he doesn't eat any of the parts you should eat. Oops. We got a bonus crab. He doesn't do it right at all. Oops.

Awesome. They send us out tons of crawfish. And he sent out crab, which you don't usually see as much. I mean, you definitely see it in Louisiana, but you don't see it in Crawfish Bowl. This is definitely not how you do it. At all. I mean, I guess I could say I know what I'm doing, but you don't see it across the pool. This is definitely not how you do it. At all. I mean, I guess I could say I know what I'm doing, but if you all know, I'm lying. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

So let's see what happens. Kind of got the spine cracked. He eats the shit. He just... Ew! Ah, damn it! He eats the shit. He's eating the shit.

He skipped all the meat and He eats the shit He's eating the shit He skipped all the meat Went to the shit He He beelined to the shit Wow Spicy There's so much meat That he just went right Yeah he just

Dropped the meat I guess Get some of this out Hey That's pretty damn good I'm sure I've butchered this In Baltimore You haven't seen this yet Titus I have not I love Mets so much

I'd say I can't really not review crab I mean I went to Jimmy's famous seafood and theirs was spectacular last summer I mean I would say this is really damn good

but I don't know what I'm measuring it against I loved his food reviews because it was all pretty damn good an 81 I like the citrus again which he loves I loved his food reviews. Because it was all pretty damn good. An 81? Look at that.

Also, it was featuring just Alex Bennett. She just was kind of there. That's her? Yeah. It said with Alex Bennett. Yeah, i guess it's with her that's her armpit to her turn yeah oops i need him off the healthy lifestyle he looks so much better he posted that picture from five years ago yeah it's crazy i didn't realize how big he was. Yeah Still wearing that same shirt. Can we watch the Smitty video? He had a ding. So I've talked about Mincy with the Titanic dong before. Yeah. Yeah, Jesus, dude

You start to read these jokes after a year We're still in this. You still gotta trust the process. If Ben Simmons can't hit free throws, looks like I gotta show him how Huh? Ben Simmons can't hit free throws. Looks like I got to show him how. Uh-huh. Jack is the shit. He's bleeding out of his head. He bled so much. That was a loud pop He popped himself good

He had like a run He had a few like Great like Yeah Jousting at a fair Smitty's so underrated With his stuff Oh yeah

He's great It's so funny Those perfect moments What I got more We got more people Looks like we got it set up We got our best guys on this That's definitely not how you do it

Oh Okay That's Oh Does Jerry get to restart After he fucks up a frame would yeah yeah almost certainly right i imagine but that might i mean how long would that take to reset i guess you just go back and exit and go back in yeah yeah that'll be annoying that's gonna be terrible yeah yeah but

it won't get funny until he gets to like the seventh frame and he's perfect so eddie burback he's a streamer he did this as like a long-term project i think two years ago like over a summer and had like four or five times where he had 11 strikes in a row and he missed on the last shot i don't know if that's programmed into the game to prevent you from getting 300s oh and this is someone who was professionally committed for years he did it like i want to say it took him, like, a month's worth of streams. He didn't do it, like, in a straight marathon, but he, like, learned how to beat the game. And he never did it. He ended up doing it.

But it took him, like, a couple times failing on the last shot, like, getting 9 out of 10 on the 12th shot. So is there a chance it goes longer than the Hold'em On stream? It depends, I guess, how, has Jerry ever played Wii before? I don't think so. That might almost help him if he doesn't have a frame of reference for how to do it. I don't know how that would. Yeah, no experience should help him. Sounded good.

TJ, hot pick this weekend, buddy. Thanks, man. Oh, yeah. Now your hair's getting the love that it deserves. It's the best my hair is never looked Yeah, I'm happy for you. Thanks guys Me too We're gonna have to we're gonna have to. We're going to have to cut your face.

It'll probably end up being like a bad guy scar. No, that's always one at one. I've intentionally tried to give one. A face scar? Yeah. Eyebrow scar? I've tried to put myself into positions to give it. What the fuck, man? Yeah.

Yeah, we've got to give you nice black eyes. Something. Some type of orbital fracture. I might take one of those eyebrows. Yeah. Just shave it off. A scar on your eyebrow would be so sick. I want a long one. A real one. I want a long one. those eyebrows. Yeah. A scar on your eyebrow would be so sick. I want a long one.

A real one. I want a long one. A really? Yeah. The guy from The Wire? Omar. Omar. Also Scarface?

Yeah. Yeah. Not familiar. I want to look like The Witcher. He had a scar. Harry Potter? No, man. The Witcher, like the video game.

No, but Harry Potter had a scar, right? Oh, he did, yeah. His kind of sucked. I know my Harry Potter. You do, like the video game. No, but Harry Potter had a scar, right? Oh, he did, yeah. His kind of sucked. I know my Harry Potter. You do. He had a scar. He had a scar. Looked like a lightning bolt.

It was way too off center. Was it? I think it was pretty far left. Drew Brees? All those movies, huh? Mm-hmm. Drew Brees is disgusting. It's anuses now, though.

We own it. The anus logo has Drew Brees' birthmark. We copped the IP. Since he retired, he's not using it. We got the IP. He forgot to renew. Drew Brees tried. They tried to put Drew Brees in the booth for a little bit.

That was just so bad. It was like two weeks. I think they were just, I think. Yeah, there it is. Yuck. You just told that? I don't like it. No. Yuck. You just told that? I don't like it. No.

It's visibly disgusting. But it's recognizable. Yeah, it is. Would anybody have known it was Drew Brees' face thing? Oh, yeah, you could spot that a mile away. And again, I personally make four total jokes. Violet Beauregard, Bethany Hamilton, the ding from Titanic, Drew Brees birthmark. Mincy. Yeah.

But you didn't even know about the ding from Titanic until you just saw it. I forgot about it, yeah. Oops. That's a good thing about having a deep bag. You never know when one's gonna pop up. Not too shabby at all. What did you put on the prep sheet, Steven? Anything good?

Royal Rumble Saturday. Oh. Whoa. Brandon, who's winning the Rumble? Oh, no, go ahead, Pete. We'll talk about it. Should we stream that? Oh, you said you weren't going to pee.

I can't. Okay, I won't. No, you can't. We should stream it. Mostly sports are streaming the Rumble. It's family gathering. It's family gathering. It's family gathering. Anybody can come.

Got it. Anybody in the Yak universe can come. We're keeping it low profile. We're streaming it here? Yeah. Okay. But we don't want, you know. Riff raff.

Are we doing. That sounds like not everyone's invited. Everybody in this room currently is invited. Are we doing costumes? I wasn't going to, but you certainly can. Would you like to do costumes? I don't like you. That was a Royal Rumble.

It's a family gathering to watch a Royal Rumble. Who's going to win? Cody or CM Punk, right? Yeah. I believe one of those two. I got Roman Reigns. He's not in it. He'll find a way.

He always does. He always does. It's one thing I know about WWE. They will find a way to make Roman Reigns win. What do you think the surprise is going to be? Vindar? Who? Vindar?

Jinder Mahal. Yeah. Not Jindar. No. It's not going to be. In fact, Seth Rollins might be hurt, so we find out tonight if he's hurt for a long time. He might have gotten hurt last week. Legitimately hurt.

No. Out of. No. That's a work. Yeahitimately hurt. No, that's a work. No, it's a work. You might have to give up the belt because of an legitimate knee injury he suffered against Jinder Mahal last week. Is there a Schefter Woj for WWE? Dave Meltzer, probably. Sean Ross Sapp,

one of those guys. I mean, if you have two, you don't have one. Who's the guy? It's Meltzer. There's Shams and there's woj i guess that's true it's very true there's shifter there's ian rapaport like there's there's guys it's just shifter brother no it's it's the ian rapaport will sneak in there yeah definitely it's just nfl network plant okay but he's a guy. It's just Schefter, brother. All right, well, probably Sean Ross Sapp then.

Not Meltzer? Could be Meltzer too. Could be Meltzer too. I don't like Meltzer. Why? He gets to have a living where he talks about professional wrestling all day? Yeah, you're just jealous. Correct. Are lisps genetic?

Because Cody has one, and so did his dad, right? Yeah, almost certainly they are, right? I guess they don't. It is weird how fathers and sons sound like each other. Like, Ian Eagle and his son sound alike. Right? Is that? I don't think Dustin had one.

Dustin Rhodes. Goldust? Yeah, Goldust. Genetic can play a significant role in the development. Yeah. Huh. Interesting stuff. I think Cody doesn't have that.

It's not that pronounced. I think he does all right. He does all right. Yeah. Are the neck tattoos genetic too? No, no, no. That's brutal. He flew off on his own on that one. Okay. You're not born with that. I wish I had a neck tattoo.

You could have one. Well then, probably by the end of the day if you want one. I'm going to inch up further. You're going to end up with one. Where's your high tattoo right now? Your highest tattoo? Top of shoulder. Yeah. Okay. So neck is the next step. Yeah. Giles Corey. I giles cory i gotta get the giles cory right on the deck dude when the yak gets to 200k subs i'll get a giles cory hell yes like my stomach live

that's a real neck tattoo right there oh wow's tough. Oh, wow. Wasn't this branded so that he owned the copyright over his own logo or something? Yeah, I believe so. And also, I think it's his only tattoo. Wow. It's not a great logo. No, right. It looks like a... Yeah, that's...

It's a logo. That's Cody Rhodes, guys. Right, Cody Rhodes is awesome. Is there any relation to Dusty? No. Thank you, Nick. No, no, no. You're kidding.

No, I mean, Dusty was a wrestler. Right, yeah, it's his son. I don't believe you. And you knew that. You know that. God damn it. He had two sons. He had Dustin, who turned out to be Goldust, and he had this one.

What are your thoughts on Zac Efron getting a wrestling figure as his portrayal as Von Eric? Whatever he wants, he should get because that movie was amazing. I had to watch it. He was amazing. If you guess this face card, you have to get a Von Eric tattoo. Rules are rules. Zac Efron, Von Eric tattoo. All right, I'm going to go.

Anywhere. Jack of Clubs. No. Is this for everybody? tattoo. Alright, I'm going to go anywhere. Jack of clubs. Nah. Is this for everybody? Just for me? If someone else guesses it, you get a yak get out of jail free pass for anything.

Mine was a tattoo and theirs is a... But you got three seconds. Nick, three, two, one. Queen of hearts. King of hearts. Queen of Spades. I saw it. I'd say King of Hearts. It's Queen of Spades. Whoa.

Nice. You got to yak it out of free card? I saw it was Queen of Black, and I just guessed. Yeah. So I got to yak it out of jail free. I'll guess Latifah. Nice. Great.

Nice. Give me that. Okay. Thank you. I'll be using that one day when you guys least expect it. Wait, that's the get out of jail free card? Yeah. Yeah.

It was transferable? Mm-hmm. Okay. I want to talk more wrestling with you, man. What else is going on? So Sasha Banks might be showing up in AEW soon. Also, she might be showing up in WZB. Where's Dolph Ziggler?

Dolph Ziggler is on the independent scene now. Looks like he's going to go do his own thing. He showed up in Japan. I know he's trying to do some stand-up, too. He showed up in Japan a couple weeks ago. Kazuchika Okada is the hottest free agent in the world. He just recently told New Japan Pro Wrestling that he's done over there. He's going to come to America and wrestle.

When's Will Ospreay done over there? Soon. They say he's the best wrestler in the world. He's already signed with AEW. Oh, yeah? Yeah, so he's coming. And then Okada, who is also one of the best wrestlers in the world, is coming soon too.

To AEW? We don't know about Okada. Is AEW struggling right now? Nah, they've had better times, but they'll be fine. But WWE or AEW for Okada. Sorry. There's nowhere else for him to talk

this. He can't talk about this stuff anywhere else. There's no other platform. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. It almost sounded like a pig noise. Well, now you're just snoring because I'm talking about what we were talking about. So the Rumble's this Saturday. It's very exciting.

It's in Tampa, if y'all want to go. I had a bad dream that Randy was talking about wrestling. Mania's in Philly, Philadelphia. Now you're just talking dates. Yeah, if anybody wants to go to Philadelphia, we could. Is that all wrestling is, is win the next thing? Yeah. Yeah, pretty much.

When's it end? How's it end? It doesn't end. That sucks. When are the playoffs? It's got to end. Yeah, pretty much. When's it end? How's it end? It doesn't end. That sucks. When are the playoffs? It's got to end. There's no playoffs. It's just year to year.

It's just all year. It goes. It is wild that there's WrestleMania, and then the very next day they do Raw. They just keep going. Yeah. They start all over again. There's no break. Certainly that's good for wrestlers.

I need a break. Right? They live long and fruitful lives. No, these days wrestlers are living longer than they used to. They don't really have the vices that they used to you know they play video games they don't really do the drugs i guess they have like bigger platforms now like shows to promote yeah yeah as a as a wrestling fan do you find it more enjoyable to watch on tv with the commentators or is it in person more i do i've been to a wrestlemania several years ago and i didn't enjoy it because it was uh i didn't understand what's going on i'm a casual wrestling fan uh i i like it in person

a lot but in person you do see some well you like getting recognized no no no i just like going in person and in person you do see some slip-ups that you won't notice on tv you see what's the difference between going to a wrestling match in person and going to a male strip club? Nothing. In a male strip club, guys just take their shirts off for no reason. Is it like going to a play? Is it like going to Hamilton? Not all guys. Is it more like going to Hamilton?

A male strip club and Hamilton combined. Yes. Oh, there's less girls. Trip club probably spells better. Wait, is there anything gayer than combining Hamilton with a male strip club? Why did Hamilton come in? Because it're acting. Also, there's women that are scantily clad as well.

There's not just men. There's women. Yeah, but they're fighting. You never want to see them fight. Why not? It's a performance. It's art. It's beautiful.

It's wonderful. Wrestling shows smell worse than a male strip club. Wrestling shows stink? TJ, whose side are you on? You want to go to the Royal Rumble this weekend? Yes. Do they smell more than Magic the Gathering? Where is the Royal Rumble this weekend?

Tampa. Tampa Bay Race. Tampa. Stadium. Luke, when are you going to Perth? March 7th. Oh, you're a week after our elimination chambers in Perth. Oh, fuck.

When are you coming back? March, like, 14th? No. Wait, what? Yeah, he's in the air three days. You extended it? No. No, I'm 7th to the 9th on the way there.

Jesus Christ. 11th, and then 12th, I leave, and I don't land until the 14th. Jesus Christ. Yeah. The weekend before, I'm at a bachelor party in Miami. So I'm just going to be... It's going to be bad. You're going to get blood clots.

It's going to be a bad stretch. You've got to get your socks. We've got to get you the socks. Okay. Some blood thinners. I've got to start making plans for that. I've got a queen out there already. Yeah.

In Perth? Mm-hmm. What's his name? You're not going to have much time for a queen. That's actually good for him. I was explaining the trip to someone over the weekend, and I think it was your girlfriend. She was like, yeah, you're just going to have to take a fuck ton of Xanax

for the flight, and then when you land, just take a fuck ton of Adderall. You're going to die. Yeah, so I'm probably not coming back. Don't do that. Jordan Belfort. Yeah. I think you're going to fall in love and stay. Not coming back would be awesome.

It would be a power move. Yes. Yeah. People rave about it. It's like a great vacation destination. Yeah, he's only going for lunch. I'm going for lunch. March 9th would be your birthday.

Yeah. My birthday. I'm excited. I'm excited. lunch. March 9th would be your birthday. My birthday. I'm excited. I'm excited. That's funny. Thanks. I don't care what people say about you. Brandon, that was good pun.

Good pun, Brandon. That was perfect. Damn good. That was really funny. Thanks. I don't like how it stopped the whole show. Anyone want to come to Perth with me? No.

I would, but no. You couldn't pay me. We were considering it, but it's so long now. So long. The thing is, March Madness is going on. Kind of irresponsible. Me and Kyle already bought one ticket. It's really expensive.

I don't want to get another. Yeah. If you had a longer turnaround, I would consider it. I wouldn't. Okay. Even with a longer turnaround, I would consider it. I wouldn't. Okay. Even with a longer turnaround. First class? Who is the queen that Carla loved?

What? Carla Perth. She's dual wielding. What? Yeah, she's dual wielding. Oh, yeah. Akimbo. Tits Akimbo.

Yeah, Akimbo titties she's a wonderful gal you've been dming yeah a little bit back and forth been sexton that's her oh you can't scroll anymore don't scroll down maybe a little come on followed by mook yep yeah she was featured in a 50 cent promo video. She couldn't get bigger bills for the photo?

She's a hustler, man. Just 20s? Did you pull that up again? I need the ad. Followed by Mook and Zah now. Penthouse club per Thursday, Friday. Is that just when she goes to the club?

I think that's where she works. She's a bottle girl or maybe a dancer. I'm not sure. Maybe she has something behind the scenes there. Yeah, she could run socials probably. I'm excited. Yeah.

Yeah, you should be. Holiday. Okay. I think Gaz follows her too. Oh, no. No, I'm just... Okay. Probably.

Lovely lady. Oh, no. Lovely lady. Oh no. Lovely lady. Followed by Gaz, Tom Scabelli, and Glennie Balls. The second worst thing that could happen is you see a girl on Instagram that you're into and Gaz is following her. Yeah. The worst thing is a girl you're dating and then you see that Gaz has recently followed

her. She's good as gone. It's the kiss of death. Yeah. It's the kiss of death. He's riched, ripped. It's the kiss of death. It's the kiss of death. He's rich, ripped. Oh. What?

What? You made a noise. My birthday on Friday. I snuck up on you. Yeah. We owe a case race. Yeah, we do. Fuck.

Let's do a Monday case race. My birthday's next Tuesday. Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah. We should do a Monday case race. My birthday's next Tuesday. Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah. We should do a case race. I'm going to get Kyle something. Not me? What do you get you?

Friendship. I got you that. I'll try. It's the hot item this year. Friendship? What if my birthday wish was for Rasslin to come back? We don't have to do this every week No, but what if it was?

Then that would be great, I would love that With Nick as the host I could do it Football season's ending So I have a lot of time We're still going to do Yack Yard Wrestling? Yes You need to get us the

uh i didn't show y'all but there's a on tiktok there's a place called um tennessee backyard wrestling is it just like that because it's your initials yeah you just ruined the whole thing oh oh no the the tennessee backyard Wrestling is exactly what you think it is. It's backyard wrestling in Tennessee, except when they come out, look at the far right there, their sign is TBW. That's my initial. That's your initial. Thomas Brandon Walker.

Yes. So I got to go on Tennessee Backyard Wrestling. Have we watched somebody enter? We've watched this. We have seen this. Tennessee Backyard Wrestling? Yeah, we played it before. We might have seen Backyard Wrestling.

There was a major return that went viral like a year, six months ago maybe. Oh, okay. So I got to go be with these guys. So that's Gage Flair. Looks like it. I don't know how good they are, but we'll see. This is a great character they came up with. He's a good announcer.

Wait, is our neighbor just right there? The neighbor's house is right there. Alright, we don't have to watch it. I want to see the best thing. I want to see a cool... The most viewed. The most viewed one looks like it got taken down. Oh wait, what's that? allow me to introduce back josh that's a flushed boy he's so red oh my god

oh we're chanting who is it oh i love this announcer. Sounds like a slamming. It's like picture day. This guy rules. He's wearing his regular clothes. Josh Allen's back. Oh, I love this guy

well they call him big what big take the long way around the whole so yeah there's there's TBW I want that sign I feel like you could get that I could fund this I knew it was Joshua Allen or Crispin So, yeah, there's TBW. I want that signed. I feel like you could get that. I could fund this.

I knew it was Joshua Allen or Chris Benoit. Joshua Allen back before GTA 6 is wild. Is he going to wrestle? The flushed boy is huge. He's so red. Oh, man, I want to see him move. I need to see wrestling. They just do intros? Manny Cobra?

Everybody returns. Why don't we do this every episode? We have our returns. Every entrance is a return. Yeah. Wrestling Federation. Maybe that is a return. In this wrestling federation. I really don't see that. Maybe that was a match right there. What, a Claymore?

That one right there in the middle? Yeah, there. Not again. Hey, wait. Oh, no. Claymore. Claymore. That's it. One, two, three.

Oh, it got up. Kick out. Not again. That wasn't a kick out. I love the comments. Wait, what's the creepy clown? Oh, shit. Summer bad.

With that being said. Commissioner Beast. Scott, what the heck is that? What is that, Josh? No, it's Commissioner Beast. Oh. It is close to Halloween. It is close to Halloween, but what in the world?

Beautiful day. What in God's name am I seeing, Scott? What the hell is this? Oh, shit. I don't like that. Commissioner Beast. What is he doing? I don't know what in the world this clown, I don't know what his name is, Pogo or Q Joe or what.

I don't know. That's two good guesses. He's getting thrown out of the East. I regret't know. That's two good guesses. He's getting in the ring with Beast. He's getting in the ring with Beast. He's going to talk about. Beast leave this quarrel for lunch. I regret bringing this up. Let's listen in. Ross, I'm terrified.

You see, Commissioner. Immediately turn this off. Wait, click Summer Bash. Yeah, what's Summer Bash? That graphic is awesome you've been to some bashes in the south haven't you brand i have yeah damn okay summer bash looks fucking sick oh no oh fuck yeah i'm working at walmart the same no that seems sick

yeah i like these guys. I'm going down for Tennessee Backyard. I like these guys. Yeah. Don't tell us when you're doing it. We should get them to come here. I got to make my return. Yeah, make your return.

It's Joshua! He returns again? Joshua! Oh, Cruise Control 2021. Everybody's very round in this one. Yes, he is! Yes, he is! He's going to save him! I bet he's not gonna save him guys I bet he's not gonna save him the heart and soul he's out of breath we have his heart and soul is back yes oh no no okay oh wait wait oh no that was the highest low blow ever

oh no these commentators are awesome though oh my goodness I'm about to throw up. What the hell just happened, Ross? Why? Slowest ring entrance ever. Look at these guys. Come on. It's fucking true.

The dudes are having fun. This is awesome. Those guys rock. They're the best. I'm happy you brought that up, Brandon. They're always pulling up their pants. It's funny. That's what they're fighting for, belts.

They're fighting for belts. They just need them to keep their pants up. There's only one in town. Come on! This one had a million views. Let me see who comes out. Go, nobody! This one had a million views. Let me see who comes out. How little is little Mike?

He's going to be little as hell, I bet. Wait, is he going to sneak up from behind him? Unless he's real tiny and he's out there. Oh, wait. That's Little Mike? That can't be Little Mike. That is Little Mike. Little Mike.

Oh, that's my new favorite wrestler. Oh, he did the LM. What's that flag right there? Little Mike. What in the name of Jesus? Little Mike is towering over this guy. Little Mike. Oh, boy. Oh, yeah.

You need to get down there, Brandon. We need to get them up here yeah judging by just what i know it seemed like eastern tennessee i would guess feels right it felt like eastern tennessee felt like more of the hills less than lafayette tennessee that's definitely how they say it down there that's how they say it mississippi where That's how they say it in Mississippi. Where's Lafayette, Tennessee, Kyle? No idea. I think that's in the middle, actually. Where is it? I'm looking right now.

It is, yeah, north middle. Looks like it's right outside Nashville. Seven-hour drive. That's not even that far. That's right outside nashville seven hour drive that's not even that far that's right near kentucky okay hmm okay okay seven hour drive i could probably be there in like six or seven hours yeah just get down there i have to take an amtrak to st louis and then God knows how I'll get there from there. Where's Burlington, Iowa? Well, I know where. But where in Iowa? Is Mincy here?

No, certainly not. He's got to prep for tomorrow. Who's the guest tomorrow? I don't know. He's probably just going to be one of you two. It always is. Is that right on the line? I can't tell where that is.

Yeah, that's right on the river. Yeah, I think he just flew over it. Had to go through fucking Burlington, Iowa. Wherever the hell that is. All right, TJ, want to spin our wheel? No problem. Nope. No problem.

All right. Good yak, boys. Good yak. See everyone tomorrow. So everyone's in this week. Nick, you're out when? Wednesday, Thursday, Friday? So do you mook?

Thursday, Friday for me. Oh, you're not out? Oh. I haven't figured out my flight yet. I couldn't get one there in time. Okay. I'll figure it out. But yeah, Pittsburgh this weekend. Me, Sass, and Nick.

Love it. Come on out. Get on out there. Sassy back on the road. He's got his 2024 dates now Oh, he's fucked for like the next two months Really? He's gonna be a cranky, cranky boy He's traveling everywhere

Yeah, we got Pittsburgh, Houston, and Denver Back to back to back Wow Yeah It'll be fun Okay Enjoy Alright, see you tomorrow yep

it's a yak Hey, let's have a week, everybody. See you tomorrow. Bye.