The Yak - Brandon's Going to The Masters with a Giant Pencil | The Yak 3-27-25

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

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Finally oh Man three worst episodes in yak history. Oh, no. No you guys found my exact duplicate and that scared me Yeah, yeah Yeah And he's willing to take his shirt off Really? Yeah Watch him swim Float too

You guys have seen me with my shirt off? No I have not seen your nipples No, you and Sass's nipples Cold plunge day You sure? Maybe Definitely

Alright so Sass's nipples are the only two Sass's nipples are the only ones I have a light coral pink Yeah, they're forgettable They're forgettable I'm sorry Unless you examine closely they go inwards Really? I have too much body hair right now

Covering up the nip we miss you guys though. Yeah, I missed you guys a ton God, if you guys a ton shack at the line. How are you guys in town? I miss most of you guys which Who do you not miss? I don't know is a Cody ripoff. Oh, yeah, did you guys see Cody stand up yesterday so reluctantly yeah? He threw you two under the bus last on Sunday. What did he do when I say? People are calling me, baby. No swag. I looked online if that has ever been typed nobody called him that Or people have called White Sox save Larry David No, I said what I called him when I deemed him the least funny guy in the office

He immediately was like KB and next think I'm hilarious and I was like yeah, he called me about that Me too. I've I've praised his work before I'll admit it, but it's anti-comedy Not to him right, but to you. It's not you're not laughing like holy shit. How do you do that? Yeah, but you haven't seen shower now. Yeah Sports today you haven't seen shower nuggets I Just a ripoff of the guy though that eats in the shower eats in the shower It's an homage have you seen the guy who eats in the shower. No. Yeah the shower? Uh, it's an homage. Have you seen the guy who eats in the shower? No.

I'm looking at one now. Yeah, there's a guy who eats in the shower. Oh, Rick. This is 22, though. It's three years ago. Was that when that? He might have been the first guy. You know who I'm talking about, TJ, right?

Yeah, he would review other things in the shower. Me in the shower, yeah. Oh, so this wasn't today. He made this to no one three years ago. Just for fun. That's funny Do that should know one yeah, yeah members that I appreciate him greatly yeah, yes again. I like him a lot He'll be I had a dream like I was stuck in an ever-growing corn maze with him. He's gonna be art. Yes So a corn maze you can't get out of but it is growing steady going and more wow it's expanding yes i had a i did nick tell you i had a dream about nick no i kept that shit to myself okay i'll say it uh yeah it was like it

was like a nightmare nick was getting married and he invited everyone in the office except me because he said, I just figured you were too busy. And then Nicky Smokes was like, dude, you're not going to the wedding. And I was like, God damn it, this hurts. Yeah, that is a nightmare. And then in classic Nick and KB fashion, KB came in and he was like, wait, Nick, you're getting married today? I'm actually getting married at four o'clock today. Why didn't we talk about this before? This was a double wedding. That is some shit you guys might do. That's what's gonna happen. Yeah, realistic.

Yeah, that is definitely what's gonna happen. Our hetero asses. So yeah, that was, I don't know, that was kind of an uncomfortable dream. Yeah, you text me. Pretty realistic. Yeah. I dreamt about you.

Yeah. Sounds like you dreamt about Nicky Smokes too. Oh. He was in there, unfortunate. I wish I hadn't said that. I now regret this greatly. That's what shifted it to nightmare. Yeah.

We're gonna get a green screen tic-tac from Nikki about how he was in your dream. Shit. Kyle. What else has changed? You missed the best wrestling moment of all time. That's tough. No, Kyle, you flew out to the tournament to watch.

How was it? Yeah, you were there in person? I'm a pageantry guy. It was the best tournament I've ever seen. But that upset seemed crazy. Storylines, the upset, a five-time national champ, a 6'3 girlfriend, steroid allegations, an Italian super villain, transfer portal now.

DJT? Donald was there. He came after the first match and made like this grand entrance Elon was there That's a little sass it but you kind of fucked up my experience of wrestling And what guy was the real loser because we were watching it in now you didn't care you're watching was we were no No, no We were watching the wrestling in the cave and the gable Stevenson thing happened

And I was so pumped and I was like I can't wait to talk to Kyle about this and you're like I actually met an uber. You know what the craziest part is My departure may have been better than the upset The way I left so smoothly and cleanly and beat the crowd. That might actually be okay then. If there's no better feeling. Right, because the first night was a nightmare. What about seeing the greatest upset in wrestling history? Might be a better feeling. That might be a better feeling.

I saw it on track wrestling. Have you talked to Hank since you've been back? I told everyone to bet not thousands, tens of thousands. On Gables and Edinson. This is the lock, I will never give a bet again. Just trust me on this. You almost were gonna tell Portnoy. Oh my god. I almost told Portnoy.

I was like, Messenbrink and Stevenson are a lock. Put everything on it. It was during Busters when we were picking our teams and you like grabbed Hank, you were like, put $10,000 on this right now. Tens of thousands. thousand dollars right now tens of Oh you said I said yeah, cuz you won't get enough with ten. Oh That's crazy I know but the more I think about it the less I think it's the upset that people perceive it as oh

Really? Why because I mean no one knew like this guy he beat him has always been dominant. He's gotten third. He's been a big pinner He transferred this year. He's had a new program, Oklahoma State, David Taylor is the coach. He's undefeated. Meanwhile, Gable took two years off failed at everything hasn't really been pushed to like the final period in a close match. So like, is it the biggest upset in college wrestling history? I don't think so. Do you think Gable Stevenson, like, he went... He left wrestling, collegiate wrestling, failed at wrestling, failed at NFL, had some weird shit happen. Yeah.

I mean, weird shit inside. And it was like, I can always just go back to college and win. He probably assumed it would be... Everyone assumed like he, it would be like, it was almost boring. It was like, I, this is a, this isn't fun. Right. He was perceived before this match as the greatest to ever do it. Is that a correct assessment?

Because the way the upset has been contextualized for, for guys like me is like this, this guy just simply cannot lose. There's no way he could possibly lose. And it was also... Is that, that was a question, sorry. Maybe not the best ever because he won the Olympic gold in freestyle, which is a different, completely different style.

He's still up there with the greats. Probably top 10, top five. Got it. And we also, Mark attested to this because we, the first two and a half, three days of March Madness were, I mean they're still fun, but they weren't like, it wasn't crazy. Compared to, yeah.

This was the madness. It actually was. Like it took over the gambling cave for what, 90 seconds at least? Yeah, at least, yeah. At least. 90 seconds. Yeah, it was a good solid 90 seconds.

I feel like this was the year, like there's some mainstream storylines, there's some appeal to more. Yeah, it was a good solid 90 seconds. I feel like this was the year, like there's some mainstream storylines, there's some appeal to it. Yeah, it was fun. I mean, I don't expect non-wrestlers to get into it, but we're in a good place for the wrestling community. But to your point, Dan, what we needed the most, he was there. I left so right.

I was so excited. Tell me about the escape though, because- It was so excited. Tell me about the escape though cuz it was so perfect It was like me and like me my boys and like ten of the most joyless old dudes in the world So what was the mood in the uber when? When this was happening, I was barely checking it. I was like he's probably up 10-0. Oh, I look it's five to two Five to three. Oh, that's you know, it's pretty close But I was like, all right, I can see him winning close. I was so excited to talk to you about it.

I still saw it, the same way Big Cat did. What would have been different? No, I saw, I actually watched it live. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I actually didn't do that. I did watch it live. Yeah.

But by the time I got home, my Uber Eats had arrived. If I would have left with the crowd, I'm amongst a sea of the most excited men in the world. Everyone's gonna peer pressure me, let's get a drink at Xfinity. I have a question. I have a question. You said that it's maybe not as big of an upset

as everyone's deeming it. Does that have anything to do with the fact that you didn't see it? No, this is just facts. Yeah. Actually, not that cool. I think maybe this Wyatt guy will go and win an Olympic gold himself. And then you kind of need him to now.

Yeah. All right. I think you can. You got to become the biggest Wyatt guy. I'm a white guy. Yeah, we go. But then what if he has like an incredible career and you're like, I was there the day his career took off and then be like, oh, how was it? It's like, well, actually, it wasn't tech. I was there, but I wasn't there for it.

People were tweeting like, how blessed am I by the grace of God to have witnessed this live? You're the Heat fans who left before the Ray Allen shot. Yeah. You were with all your wrestling buddies, right? You had an Airbnb? Yeah, like three of them. How soon when you get there?

Do you drop the bag and hands on hands on each other? Yeah, I mean we didn't even claim a bedroom yet. Okay. Yeah, it is it's hands. Yeah We're getting older. So it's just hand fighting no takedowns, but you know, we're tying up under hooks That's gotta be so talking about the old days talking about matches in fifth grade talking about Chartier's Valley invitational Talking about the North Hills classic That's great. Yeah, I like I'm pumped How was how was being back new? Do you guys film something right? Yeah, we film we were filmed yesterday in the day before punch A location's a big project. Those guys are working on going well. Yeah, I think so nice. I think so it's daunting. It's like a full

sitcom so hell yes, yeah, and then uh Fidelberg and Tommy aren't afraid to act in public and I think when Kyle and I rolled up We kind of brought it down a little bit. Oh, yeah him it I mean I'm with you guys It's hard playing characters loudly in public even in New York. Yeah. Not Tommy. No. No he's got no shame. Zero shame. That's his super power. Yeah. There's no shame. You guys also miss one sheep which. Miss one sheep. Well I didn't think that that was going to be the whole show. I thought that was just going to be a picture in picture. That's all we had. That's all you had? How much sheep

did he have? Oh, a lot of sheep. No one though. No, zero one. Wait, he didn't one? He's been woman. He didn't one that I didn't see any clips. There was no one. Why haven't there's no one that day? Oh, what was it? It was Tuesday. Yeah, right. He had the worst amount of sheep because there's a lot of sheep for him, but a lot for the audience right like was you're watching him? For an after the sheep there it looked like it nothing had changed, but then he was struggling Yeah, yeah, cuz like Brandon brought up a fair point He's like well Nick came up with one sheep shouldn't he be here for it I was like this is gonna suck yeah, like the idea is very funny

But now we're just gonna watch a guy eat you're having a duty to sheep I feel like maybe that's an off-camera thing put out the super cut a three-minute super cut Even that would be boring. You think so? I think so. He just sat there man We did get two good things from it though one Donnie said he's gonna cook us a whole pig. Oh cool summer Yeah, that's good and two as Tradition on this show we always say we're gonna do something then don't do it We finally delivered immediately and I bet you people don't want us to do that. Yeah, right. That's the point people Don't don't make us do the dumb ideas we have because they're dumb for a reason. That's right switch for yeah, but what if it hit?

What have you choked on the sheet would have been amazing? There was a one job where I thought it would might hit and then I and then he took a bite and I was like Oh, that's it. That's done. It's gonna be like that every single time Well, we even came up with wrinkles like mincy being the sous chef of of Donnie What all Donnie had to do was put the damn thing in the smoker and close it There was you get to the bottom of the dirty pocket? No. Did he say something?

He said it was from touching the grill? Maybe. It's like a fire from the grill? Yeah. That looked set in. No, that's definitely, that's been there a while. We went back to last week. That's already there.

Well, you went back to other photos. I would think it would be there. We do have a mincy thing I'm very excited about today. We do? Yeah. Let me. I'm very excited about today. We do. Yeah Let me do the game time ad read first. I think everyone's got a gift from game time Oh, so it's opening day baseball is back It's MLB opening day and game time is taking over this episode to remind you that the only place to get your baseball tickets is With game time the official ticketing partner of barstool sports game time makes getting tickets faster and easier. Price on the app actually go down the closer it gets to show time. Plus the

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Tj you are on brother. I hear you. Yeah Chatty chatty TJ little inside baseball TJ. Oh inside baseball Mark the glove for foul balls now, oh, yeah You never know never know when foul balls are gonna What's happened on the yak what's your skeins? Yeah, Oh Bubba Chandler guy myself your Bubba Chandler guy. Mm-hmm. Why is that? We have Jeff passing on tomorrow on PMT and I always just ask for one thing that will make me sound smart

You're a Bubba Chandler guy Paul skeins is good, but Bubba Chandler might be better Why is it who's Bubba Chandler? He's another prospect for the Pirates pitching prospect. There's just no future Yankee Yeah, but it doesn't sounds kind of smart Yeah, he's like everyone knows about Paul skeins the best about Bubba Chandler. Yeah, but there's just no way He also has got a good look Bubba Chandler. He's got a good name. I named Bubba Chandler. Yeah Two Paul skeins Paul skeins that's not Paul skeins. Yeah, that's Bubba Chandler. No, that's Paul skeins. Is that not Paul skeins? That's not Paul skeins. Yeah. That's public Chandler. No, that's Paul skeins. That is, is that is Paul skeins, right? Yeah. That's Paul skeins.

Now show us. But like they screwed up the pictures. They had to have been with the mustache. Otherwise they're just identical. No, that's show us. That's all skeins again. And Bob and Chandler. But just start saying that to people. OK. Be like, yeah, everyone's a Paul Skeens guy, but Bubba Chandler? Paul Skeens doesn't even look like Paul Skeens anymore. Not anymore. How long is Livy Dunn going to bounce around down at LSU?

Wait, go back to that picture you just had. Was that Paul Skeens? That's Bubba Chandler. Yeah. Bubba Chandler looks more like Paul Skeens. Skeens Paul Skeens? That's Bubba Chandler. Yeah. Bubba Chandler looks more like Paul Skeens. Skeens or Chandler. It's a new game sweeping. That's very fun.

Yeah. Drop it. People kind of did that with Otani and Trout. Yeah. You know, Otani came on the scene. Yeah. The real ball knowers were like, yeah, I mean, Trout's. Trout is one of the best players in baseball,

but the real guy's coming. Yeah. You need one of those. You need one of those in your back pocket. Maybe you have Mike Trout and Shohei Otani on your team. Oh my God, we could be like the angels. Yeah. You go to all zero playoff games.

That would be amazing. Damn. You guys wanna see this mincey thing? Yeah, I don't even know what you're talking about. TJ sent it to me this morning and I was, I didn't watch it because I wanted to watch it with you guys but just the headline

had my mouth at the floor 500 It's 500 views Ben Mince's journey to Barstool Sports on a local news station. Oh, yeah. I already want to watch this How did it start? Go from the beginning. I didn't have a job. Started with a sound.

I didn't have a job for eight years. And I was back in Ole Miss, a broke college kid. I was making pizzas and salads in the kitchen at Proud Larry's. He was cooking? For like $8 an hour. Wait, he was cooking? That probably helped me more

than even finishing my degree. Everyone's journey to success is different. That couldn't be more true for multimedia personality than men's. Don't be afraid to look stupid and fail. Before his days of going viral, he left college early to pursue poker. When you're like in your mid-20s or early 20s,

you got a way different view on the world. What is this music behind? Pause it real quick. Also, it sounds different view on the world is this music behind If they do this correctly there has to be like some dark music and then things But every career has some day when was hosted. I think this was like today Oh, this is no two days ago He went down to Louisiana to open up a new DraftKings sportsbook And I think that they I think that's when he taped and they did a story okay Yeah, they did a story on local man makes it big okay keep going please

makes it big. Okay. Keep going. Yeah, please. You know, like in your mid-20s or early 20s, you got a way different culture. Just like a concert in Maraca. You know, and I started making like really good money. What was that? And I thought at that point, everything was about the money.

Until it wasn't. Yeah. Everything's about the money. I won't be the first or the last to say that I enjoyed living in New Orleans too much, probably. Then he got a call to return to school In April of 14 one of my best friends at Ole Miss he called me. It's like hey, man. I'm back here I got a two-bedroom house like you probably need to change it up

This tennis it's gotta be tennis right yeah he always said he was a tennis state champion a champ unbelievable also he's not putting any like what he just explained in this story is that his friend called him up said he's got to go back to school he was like 30 years old yeah oh okay keep going I need to change it off once returning to Oxford the former high school tennis star worked a part-time job before becoming a sports talk radio host I made like 14 grand my first year we had to build that thing with our bare hands. And I got so much support from the Shreveport Moser community.

We built it up over four years. Following the station's format change, Metz landed at ESPN Baton Rouge before getting the call to go to Barstool. The video went viral of me after Ole Miss beat Kentucky in football. Dave Portnoy retweeted the video in DMD and said, is that me on the video?

I said, dang right that's me. He said well you're hired at Barstool Sports. Now Ben Mintz hosts a daily talk show. What? What? What? What? What?

Hosts a daily talk show you can find on various social media platforms where he hopes his 15 minutes of fame can turn into a lifetime of it. Don't worry about what other people are doing, they gotta adjust to you. And, well. That's true. I mean, I don't go into it all the time,

I know that, but I own it. I am who I am and I think just being authentic and then also, you know, another thing is like, life's funny, man, you can fail with nine ideas and if you hit on the tennis, you're good I don't think he's had nine ideas So good Imagine sitting at home and watch it like having that come on your local television what I already know I'm watching that again when I get

home oh man a Oh man Daily talk show I mean that was probably meant it was like about the new Sports book opening and he just talked about himself. Yeah, like we got a pivot We got a story we have something here. Yeah local man daily talk show Wow Brandon hey man, don't ask me about him. They should have interviewed you for that. Hey man. Good for him.

Definitely. Inspirational. Mm hmm. What's the best thing you guys have gotten today so far on opening day? Uh the Nash thing that you got. Oh yeah. Mm hmm. That was great. Um well you the Jackson is a family jersey. Oh, nice. Jags had an authentic, like the ones that are skin tight. Like the players actually wear. The shoulders are puffy and skin tight. Yeah.

Yeah, one of those. That's sick. They had a mostly sports coin. So are you going to be a Jags fan? Because I know you don't really have an NFL team. Well, I'm a Dolphins fan. But I will. Fuck, I'll switch to the Jags.

There we go. What have I got? Yeah, I'm a Jags fan Oh, you live in Jacksonville. No never never once been there. Okay cool. Yeah, they did restaurant or say Was good. Yeah good barbecue joint there, too. I don't know what the name of this Stephen Are you good? Are you gonna be okay with them? Every town yeah, they give me Jags fans. I don't like the Jags, but why don't you like the Jags? Long story Yeah, they give me Jags fans. I don't like the Jags, but why don't you like the Jags? long story

What I don't think it is a long snows just Liam Cohen left the box I forgot about that our coach our beloved Liam Cohen that had been there for a year You know a fun part about that is that Stephen Che hyped up this preseason game. It's not even happening They're not playing in the preseason. I didn't play it That's not official. But yes, that is uh, it's it looks like they will not be playing the preseason this year So you don't even get revenge is he running from 2027? 2027 preseason regular season. Okay on it down. Damn Probably future years preseason the Jim Nance heads up. Yeah What was the context of the Jim Nance?

He just did he just release a statement Yeah, he I think his contract is up, and he's like 11 years from now will be the last Masters. I do Okay, huh cool, dude want to give us a reminder like two years out thinking about that Countdown to when your contracts up. Yeah, please fucking loser What do you think we'll be doing? Oh? He's doing it That's bullshit that he's doing on the hundredth. It would be his 51st masters a hundred selfish He's trying to make the hunters about him answers. It'll be a perfect place Yeah, the 51st like he was he asked about Was he, that's what I'm so confused by.

Like, did any, was he on a show? I don't know. Put it out of press release. Or does it just come out of nowhere, a press release? He was in a casino in Louisiana. Yeah. Yeah. Mincy said he was making pizzas.

Sorry. But when we asked him to cook, he looks like he's never stood in front of an open flame. Or anything hot. or anything with food I wouldn't trust him to make the Lunchables pizza. Yeah, I don't know he wasn't making pizza I bet he was making maybe he was dressing them What was the part about like the money get like see I'm going the other way from you guys I think he knows how to cook and he just puts on when he's when he's doing our stuff No, but he just said authenticity is what gets him. Yeah, he did say that

Brandon but he just said authenticity is what gets him. He did say that. Brandon? Brandon, I text you a bad take if you're still reading bad take. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-oh. If y'all wanna do bad takes, I'll knock them out for ya. Of your bad take. No, it's Brandon's bad take.

Here's the thing. Jim Nance announced that he's gonna retire in 2036. He wants to do the 100th Masters before he retires. Yeah, I hope he dies before then. Oh, Brandon, Brandon, I gotta be honest. I hope Jim Nance out. Wow. I'll be done. And that's and that's me. That's my that's that's my opinion. I would never say that. I get like, I don't have to wish success. Yeah, I don't know, man. I would never think that that yeah, I just an opening day. No less. That's just what came to my mind

I Got another one actually okay, you know You know Cody that works here. Yeah, Cody is really funny Come on Cody is really fucking funny. I really enjoy Cody's brand of humor. You had something with the Jim Nance dying thing. I'm just hey I'm just I'm just saying my feelings. These are my takes. How do you hope he dies? Golf ball. Golf ball. Golf ball to the head. That is crabby and I'm not hoping he dies but if he did it would be funny would it yeah if it was like Jim Nance died like ha ha funny huh or like irony

funny mmm he's old and 11 years is a lot to guarantee me out if your past 60 and you're saying I'm gonna be do something 11 years yeah you're really bold because of my reason to live you know I'm not guaranteeing 11 years no I guarantee tomorrow I might guarantee three years so who is Jim like describe him into how special is he to golf and I mean he's the premier he's synonymous with the Masters I think yeah watch it he's he's he's one of he's probably on the Mount Rushmore of play-by-play guys. Yeah, people love him. Yeah, I mean he is great.

Let's let's let's litigate that for a second. Let's talk about people love his work. Right. I think he hung around so long that he eventually became iconic. But like the first 20 years of his career, nothing was iconic about it. His voice is a big voice. It gives you a hug. It's a big game voice.

I think it's a big game. I think it's easy and smooth. I think it's a great golf voice. It gives you a hug. You think it's a big game voice? I think it's a big game. I think it's easy and smooth. I think it's a great golf voice. I don't know that it was a, I guess it was always in a big game in the final four. I think it was replaceable at the final fours. To me, he's got a master's voice. What do they say? Huh? Expand on that? The golf tournament that I'll be attending in a couple of weeks. I'm excited for you to go. Huh. Expand on that. Yeah. The golf tournament that I'll be attending in a couple of weeks. I'm excited for you to

go. Thanks. What's your strategy? Don't have one. Okay. Well, you gotta have a strategy. Uh I think I'm just gonna well they take your phone right? You can't bring your phone in. But what about the big guy upstairs? God. No, the sun. Uh so my strategy was to get in great shape, get in a lot better shape and be a lot better suited for the sun. Wait, the sun's... the sun hurts you because you're out of shape? I feel like I get dehydrated faster if I'm out of shape. If I'm not properly hydrating

weeks in advance. But... He's got his stuff. Brandon's announcing his hydration schedule for 11 years from now And that was my my plan was getting shaped but the last six weeks. I've just gone into super Worthless dipshit mode and it's March have not been good it marches March has been a fucking animal for me this year I can't I just I don't walk. I don't push-ups I don't do anything right now and just say that every March and nothing to be guilty about So mark just March March from now on let it spill into April and get started. Don't get started in May April

I got walkers don't do more too hot in the summer wait wait till Football season wait till um January February. Yeah, February. Well, that's right before March. Yeah, be a February guy Nobody's a February guy. You could own February. I don't know that I could black history month and Brandon Walker Wow Titans of February Yeah, they go hand-in-hand. I Don't know. I I just I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Thursday. I'm gonna go Friday. Are you gonna try to get on TV? I just figured the camera will find me you're gonna yell mashed potatoes No, they hit the golf ball. Do they even let you do that? Classy you can't do that Augusta. There's a lot of rules. It's pretty uptight. Yeah, no phones. No, no heckling. You be like dirty

Think they look down on it like physically you show up physically muddy like pig pen like just like a funk around Yeah, like fly flying around you. I Don't know that they would I mean it goes it's it's it's in the south and it's Yeah, I probably get away with that see how muddy you can get And on the grounds or be muddy before I go in Stains on your shirt maybe some overalls no see this is how Immediately my yak brain was like oh, maybe I could do that This is how y'all made me fall on the ice the dainty shit show up as a worm I should have just dropped the puck and instead I had to do dainty walk and then I made a fool of myself

I can't be muddy at the Masters where the Brandon pants That would be cool. Where the Brandon pants yeah with grass stains. You can't be muddy or you won't be I won't be muddy Okay, I will say right now, this master's trip is for me and me alone. And I'm not doing any of your stupid-ass ideas. What if we have a good idea? You won't. You never do.

So no ideas. Brandon-only masters. What about a gigantic scorecard that you keep trying? Oh, yeah, that's funny. Bigger than you. I don't think I'll be able to get it in. The huge pencil. Or what about a regular-sized scorecard with a huge pencil. Yeah, that's funny. Bigger than you. I don't think I'll be able to get it in. The huge pencil. Or what about a regular size scorecard

with a huge pencil, at least? Yeah. What about a leaf blower and you just blow someone's ball off the tee? This master's just for Brandon and Brandon alone. That's good. That would be good. Brandon only masters right now.

A pro Brandon idea to help with the sun. Why don't you get an umbrella hat? Oh, that is actually a good idea. Umbrella hat would be good. I don't know if I've ever seen an umbrella hat there. What do you mean? Oh, this would be funny I'll be like holy shit. Yeah, a giant Who'd he borrow that pencil from? You've never seen an umbrella hat Or one on a golf course, I don't know if I've ever seen one at the Masters

But I mean Bill Murray in Space Jam Jam won one on the golf course. But he was in a Birmingham course. He wasn't in Augusta, Georgia. Can you wear a green jacket? I think it would be warm. But it would be kind of cool, like wearing a jersey to a game. You want me to wear a green blazer? Yeah. Yeah. That would be cool. I don't know if they'd love it. I don't know if they'd love it.

You're thinking about the people at the Masters. Yeah, I thought you were a bad boy Yeah, again here y'all go. I think you're a the people gonna think you're a golfer All I had to do was take four steps on a small carpet and drop the puck But no I had to be cute and look at me and then disaster struck and this is what you guys want to do Who's the master who's the best golfer for you to dress up like like if you went pain Stewart? If you went I mean like Ricky Fowler like 10 years old orange yeah Ricky be Ricky the flattest or M throwback Ricky paid sprenic that'd be cool oh page yeah surprises Brandon dress like a golfer you pick but you won't see pictures of me. We're talking. Yes. You'll be on TV

Yeah, you'll be on TV if you dress like Ricky Fowler. They'll put you on TV. Mm-hmm Imagine like the viral tweet of like why does this dude got a big-ass pencil? Why the hell this dude got a big-ass Why the hell this dude got a big-ass pencil? Because like golf has tiny pencils. Mostly, yeah. Maybe a huge pencil and a really tiny scorecard. Hilarious. Yeah, that's funny.

Like on the sides of a stamp. So, stamp-sized scorecard, large pencil. I think he's going to do it. Yeah, I think he's gonna do it I just don't know how I'm getting them in that's all the big pencil in your pocket I can get the stamp size scorecard in how am I gonna get a pencil in my pocket just gaslight them be like What's wrong with this pencil? It's a pen. Yeah normal pencil. It's an enormous pencil. You guys are small people Why would a school why would a patron need a pencil in the first place to write down notes obviously at the master? You're gonna have to see

So that we could laugh about it on the yak this dude got a big ass Yeah, you're seeing a pencil is big No, that would work like raising one eyebrow writing Trying to be secretive not centered on screen, just kind of far off pencil. Anybody else see that dude with a big ass pencil? We don't even see you. We just see the pencil just like kind of in the corner. I wanted to cast a shadow on the green. My buddy got a pencil like that.

You would go viral. Oh yeah. I don't pencil guy. We should probably squat on those. Oh yeah. I don't. Pencil guy? We should probably squat on those handles right now. I have a take right now. I do not care to go viral when I go to the Masters. I do not want to go viral when I go to the Masters. You're not thinking about us. I just want to go. That is exactly right. I am not thinking about you guys. What's the point? Brandon, your nice new contract is built on moments like this. I don't think so.

I don't think that falling on the ice got me a single cent. You're a smart stick guy. Yeah, that was big. I don't think so. Not as big as the pencil. Oh my god. It's not as big as the pencil you're going to have. How about we bring in some pencils and you choose one?

I like that. You could go varying jumbo. Yeah, it could be like Little Red Riding Hood. Oh, maybe we'll do what's in the box But whatever box you pick that's the pencil you have what if we do deal or no deal and each suitcase has a different size Yeah, the banker will call and say a length of pencil and you can say deal or no deal That yeah, we're doing that We're gonna see maybe you must do that you might just get a regular-sized pencil and all is good

You might get a tiny you're bringing a pencil. We just don't know how big it is Deal or no deal to see how big your asshole be that you take to the master the fans don't have to keep for guys Alright, so you're bringing a pencil. Yeah We're not asking you to keep score. Would that be fun? Yeah, imagine the pressure. And like one of the pencils is fucking huge. Enormous. All right.

Compared to like a baseball bat, bigger than that? Half a baseball bat will be the max size. How big of a pencil can I buy? Oh no, baseball bat will be like the, the, there'll be one that size. Yeah. Yes. There'll be one that's like a tree. That one will be like a tree.

Yeah. I think within reason. So I think your height. A six foot five pencil. But that's only one and that's the biggest option. How many options? No, I'm not doing it. And we can have it fabricated to be like a pool cue

so you can. Break it down. Break it down. I feel like I'd get arrested. If they get a pencil. Are you the Joker Joker if I'm like behind 16 and they look over and I'm putting together a pencil But it's like it's like this big they don't know what that is Tell them it's a pencil. Yeah, it's a big pencil I think you're assuming they've never seen a big pencil. They can... Oh, there it is!

What is Bro writing at? Yep. That could be you, Brandon. You at the Masters? Holy shit. What could Bro possibly be writing about with that big pencil? Why would Bro need that pencil at the Masters? That shit is so big.

Brandon, that would go so viral. We could all have one. You would be helping us so much. Yeah. We could sell one in the store. This could be hey you like that big ass visual masters pencil. Yeah, well guess what? We now have it It's a good idea Brandon. I know I'm just This is fun to talk about I'm Ships for me how fast can we all $300 pencil $ three hundred dollar Yeah, but like that's that's three hundred dollars worth of pencil. What yeah, what a great big stuff calm

I didn't know looking you buy that pencil you might never have to buy a pencil again. Yeah, that's the last pencil I got sharpened Your hands will be full It's five foot eights and not even close to as big as a pretty okay, and that'll be the biggest one Yeah, we won't get any bigger than that unless What else can we get massive? I got stuff calm looks great big stuff. What would you like to play bigger small pencil? I don't really want to is that a keychain next week. We probably should do it next week

Oh, yeah, how fast we can get these stuff The briefcase could just say the size of baseball bat. Oh We're gonna need a big ass briefcase pretty big. Yeah, that's a huge bet Wow What other big stuff we got fill up the cart you can customize it too, so it could say Brandon's Masters pencil. Oh No, just have it have your initials just make sure nobody's You're gonna do this aren't you yeah, I'm not got to at least a second day, but it's in your control You can play the game and fit like you can within reason Can I just have my trip to the Masters?

You're going solo? I haven't, my friend Bradley Barton is usually the one I ask to go with me, but I haven't locked in the plan. Bradley Barton, why do I know that name? Well, actually, he won't care. Why do I know Bradley Barton? Is that big ass pencil Bradley?

No, that's Brandon Bradley Barton is that the guy that smells like cum Say your buddy that smells just like cum you said he wouldn't care oh His breath smells like come everything on his every inch of his person smells of bust Boston Brad bus bust smell Bradley Fartin full name why can't I just have a friend? Listen you could have a friend or a big pencil. I don't know. I yeah you have to Sorry wrong answer oh That's your friend. Oh, shit. Bad choice. Oh, sorry. Wrong answer.

Oh, man. I need to see you with the big-ass pencil now. I need it. I mean, I'll do it here for you guys. I need you to be in the background of a sporting event. How am I getting it on the plane? You can go to Wrigley. How am I getting it on the plane?

How about a Blackhawks game? You're on the ice. Put it in a hollow cave. How am I getting that pencil on the plane? How do you thinkhawks game? You're on the ice. Put it in a hollow cave. How am I getting that pencil on the plane? How do you think they're going to send it to you? How is that sold out? They probably only had one.

A lot of people going to the Masters. For a lot of people. Masters is coming up. The big pencil factory. Master season already. Everyone's getting ready for the Masters. It would be funny too if a lot of people did it. Yeah.

Oh yeah. That would be so funny. What if you get there and there are just hundreds of people. Yeah. Oh my God, that's funny. Master season already everyone's getting ready for the Masters. It would be funny to have a lot of people did it. Yeah Oh, yeah, that'd be so funny There are just hundreds of people with big I'll be great if we did it for if we just cocked Jim Nance on the hundredth Masters

Eleven years to get your I'll be a funny troll actually orchestrated that yeah He's trying to do is like you know farewell to the viewers just a thousand big-ass pencils that would be so like if it was my birthday party and you showed up with a big pencil I'd be pissed yeah my thunder yeah it's like we're in white to a wedding yeah big bringing a big big asshole pencil bring a big pencil to a wedding yeah oh even score I don't go to weddings anymore I'm past weddings they They're kind of out. Yeah, I'm funeral. I'm a funeral guy now. Okay. Okay. I made a transition to funerals. Mmm I could take a big bad choice. Yeah, you have a lot of friends around here who on the on the horizon That would be funny for an open casket funeral and you slide in a big-ass

He always wanted a big-ass pencil. Oh, yeah. Slide it in. Yeah. He always wanted a big... He always wanted a big... But it would've been great. He'd have been right on... Plop it right on top of him. You know, in case he wants to write something. Yeah, right. In heaven.

It's too big for the casket. It has to be angled out. Propped, yeah. You duct tape it to the casket. This guy needs his big-ass pencil. We'll play next week and we'll figure out what size pencil you're bringing. Yeah, I'm gonna buy some pencils after this. Mind you, you can also erase things too.

True. Oh my God. The nature of a pencil. All right, let's say we do 10 pencils. Yeah. How many are just annoyingly big? Well, I think the smallest pencil is- A pencil? Unusable.

Yeah, it's so small. It's gotta actually be in a penny. I want it to be the size of like a pin. Yeah. You've never seen a pencil unusable yeah it's so small it's got actually I wanted to be the size of like a pin yeah you've never seen a pencil so pencil two or three is the just the regular pencil yeah no that's like a mini golf pencil scorecard and then four regular pencil Ticonderoga and now fives a little bit is the thick pencil you that yeah yeah and then six it starts to get a little bit, is the thick pencil you gave stupid kids when we were young. Yeah, yeah. And then six it starts to get a little...

Six is like a foot long pencil. Yeah. Six is like the first time it starts to become head turning. Yeah. And then seven, eight, nine, and ten is, woo, guaranteed belly laugh. Yeah. Funniest pencil you've ever seen. Yeah, see?

Yeah, there we go. You have a pen? Oh, okay. I have this. Let's see, I think it's in here. This is disappearing? Pencil would work. Pencil would work. Yeah, see there we go Wait disappearing Pulling that out of your head As for directions and when the guys tells you you said hang on let me write this down Start unfailing yeah, you're like that. Hey. Hey Scotty. What'd you score in that last hole?

Just gotta write it down real quick. Oh, that's good, man That's the thing about ideas nine of them can be bad, but if you hit on that 10th one. Yeah, for every sheep, we have a big pencil. You hit on that 10th one. Oh. You want to do the Experian ad read? Hit it. Hit that shit.

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Yeah. Probably. For coffee? Yeah. What's up with... Is Bosco getting... Are his riders revolting right now? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it sounds like we got caught. It's okay. What's up with... Is Bosco getting... Or is like his riders revolting right now? Oh, no. Oh, was the rider revolting?

Oh. So Bosco is rearmed. He's back to war times. Wow. And, oh no, it looks like they got his... Hmm. So then he, uh, he DM'd a guy, a writer, Deeks, who actually applied for the PMT internship, funny guy, uh, giving him... What was the exact quote? He was like, go into this space and make sex noises and monkey noises to try to rattle someone.

What? Yeah. But Bosco has a leak in his inner circle. Oh, no. Now, I'm mad because they brought it up on our name show. I wish we had just kept this leak from Bosco and let the guy get as close to Bosco as possible and then reveal it. Oh, like, departed to...

Yeah, we revealed it too quickly. They found the leak? They found the leak. Okay. Yeah, and Bosco's just been sending him DMs for the last day and a half revealed it too quickly. They found the leak. They found the leak. Okay. Yeah. And but and Bosco's just sending him DMS for the last day and a half just with the rat emoji. We got to protect that guy. Kyle and I were in a deduce space, undue space last night to about 1 a.m. Oh, which way? Which one was it? It was

the one that caught your attention. Yeah, I caught your eye. And so Bosco said love your work recently. Have a couple guys without rider in the title unfollow me for a few hours and Bomb this space play sex noises ask him why he roots for Fordham and st. John's ass nonsense little shit Uh guys this motherfucker's insane. Yeah, no, it's the he's not sex He can't say that this is like for a bit because this is all private take a rider out of your place sex noise sex Yeah, was this for a new do space? I know this was for a Fordham What was the new quote last night in the space Are we talking about the same one that had those it bad? What which one was something about about women? Yeah, oh

Was that bad? No, I don't think Let's hear it. It was something about like women commentators or yeah Hmm. I wish I I wish I had written it down because it was phenomenal And then he was like the only time I'll talk to a woman of so I have a question about nail polish How often is that I know see how? Yeah, I'll ask questions to her about nail polish This space I'm sending it to TJ because this is this is just I saw the Screenshot of Jeff Nadeau is speaking. Yeah, that's that I was I was in there you guys were in there

Oh, yeah, because it is a very funny Screenshot I don't know how you enter that. Yeah Jeff they do a speaking. So what was what was going on in this space? Um, it was a lot of like It was stuff I didn't know about yeah esoteric gambling lore some would you rather's of guys like you'd want to watch your kids and they were laughing at it But I didn't they were fun. It seemed funny. Oh Yeah gambling spaces are getting big where they just fight Clifty Martino texted me in Detroit DME and said if you need help getting that pencil to Augusta, I got you

Said the same thing about I'm surprised. I just doesn't have a bunch of big pencils. He probably does Yeah, probably will by the end of the day. We're gonna see it on top of his car like a Christmas tree Bunch of bungee cords You'll see bungee now. It's very often anymore gone are the days Yeah, it used to be everywhere my dad used to be a huge bunch of bins in the garage full of them Yeah, you just like oh when you strap that down. I got a bungee cord. We didn't have enough still yeah Yeah, what happened? Oh, it's a good point. Yeah, I didn't think about I haven't seen a bungee cord in years slowly phased out You guys know what we're talking about. Oh, yeah

It's like the use the latches now those are more secure Oh, they've they've fun words can easily snap and then I'll help get you yeah They would just be like a maze of bungee cords on the top of our car right you'd have to like wrap one twice around Cuz it's too long. Yeah secure for an eight-hour trip. This is gonna be fine This won't blow off on the highway Yeah, we had like we would go to Myrtle Beach and have bullshit on the top of the car just throw it up there with A bungee cord Fix everything.

Brandon you about to raise your hand, then you pulled it down. Oh, no, I wasn't. I wasn't. Was a- no, I wasn't. We should bungee you down. Can't be raising your hand like that. For no reason. I didn't. Why haven't we tried to bungee off of the uh, the top here?

Probably because it's dangerous. Is it? I don't know. Is it long enough to bungee? We just have to get a shorter bungee but we got a bungee in the wheel bungee someone did you guys see Zach Oh very into him yep me too start to finish I think I'm gonna have to hire him. What's his deal now? I know he was in the Gruden interview. Nothing.

Oh, he didn't get anything out of that? What's his buyout? I just got a job. How do we get him? I don't think he does any. I mean, he had the worst gauntlet shooting performance. Yeah, it was bad. And then the next day when we zoomed him, he was just shooting.

He was practicing. Good. Yeah. That shows drive. Well, he said he didn't get better. Damn. Many weaknesses. Yeah, that was great. What's his age?

What's his background? 27. Okay. Sells cars? Used to. Handsome as the day is long. Knows a lot about cars. In my opinion.

Yeah, very handsome guy. Oh yeah. Yeah, very handsome. Oh, yeah Yeah, he's he's he's gonna be He's be hard. I don't know really what he's gonna do. Does he do like social media now? He does like clips, but then I've been told he does he cuts clips, but not well Like that would be cool for like the people in the know if it's a shitty cut clip, right? Like ah, it's a Pete. Zach's on it today it's just it's just never it's it's always like the tail end of a car. Isn't that how Lucas got hired here was putting putting together shitty videos for Jerry? Lucas got hired for highlights.

Jerry kept putting like explosions on Steve's highlights. Yes and Luke and Jerry kept us from Luke. Yeah until it was yeah That's right. I forgot about yeah And now he's our number one troll Lucas will be here tomorrow for Plinko day. Oh, yeah, yeah, we gotta decide What do we want letters? Yep? Mm-hmm. We do need to figure that out Can we switch it up I'll'll take the E. What if we combine a Plinko Day with a draft? And so you drop it in a letter and you get an ingredient of that letter. Oh, shit.

Okay. Or you have to get every letter to finish your whatever. So what are we gonna draft? A Plinko Drinko. Oh. You blend it and you have your drink at the end So then a good ingredient and a bad ingredient still What's my friend? Nothing to marinate on it. Okay. Yeah marinate on it. It's something that just

We have any leftover lamb Surely either yes or no, okay, okay Yeah, think about that. Yeah. There was leftover lamb being passed out yesterday. So we had it. How long's it good for? Don't know.

No idea. Oh, like a draft? Either a long time or a short time. There's gotta be some way, yeah, you gotta get it in a letter. Maybe like I'm in full makeup like glam mmm all right so the so we spell we spell the yak because that's what we have yeah yeah so we spell the yak it's all edible things all right my hand is up

yeah talk to me baby if we're just doing a draft and it's going towards a drink how are we going to antique Lucas mmm I think that, well, the non-letters. The ends. Yeah, the non-letters. The, yeah, the, uh. Y'all see how the concern, though. Hold on. The, the, the skulls aren't adding an ingredient to your drink. You get a, you get an antique Lucas.

And the wheel in the middle? So you just go for that one if you don't want, you know. If you're worried about getting bad shit in your drink, go for the skull, and you just throw flour in Lucas's face, or ball tap him. So you go up there, you do it. Mm-hmm. When do we have that one?

I don't know, I thought we added that. We can work this out off air. We can work this out off air, we can simplify it. You just back him in the balls, I thought we talked about that. What if you don't want the ingredient, it could be thrown in your face? Oh? Mm-hmm like yuck. I don't want that in my drink I'd rather have it thrown in my face. Yes. I can't see a world where if you don't want it in your drink

You would be okay with it being thrown in your face Poop what if it's what yeah, would you have poop thrown in your face? There's a lot of things you either drink poop or get it thrown in your face. Oh It's what ah uh Brandon that poop thrown your face a lot of the drink? I'm gonna throw in your face. Oh It's what ah uh Brandon that is red you either Ingest shit or have it on you. Oh What that's not a new that's not a new brandon. That's not a new friend in let me see I'm bringing in a turd tomorrow

Brandon that's not a no mate Come well, I guess I guess if you guys are seeing it as, as, as if you're going to, you have to drink it down, but if it's floating in your drink, like an ice cube, maybe you don't eventually change the parameters. Oh, you said in the drink. I don't know if shit was floating drink like an ice cube. I still rather have it. Yeah. Plop on my house. I don't want to throw it my rather plop on my scalp and have it in my beverage That's Nobody on earth would rather eat shit than have it thrown at them. I wouldn't want either just trying

Yeah, I'm trying to see I love a good no You've been no done too much. Yeah Fuck no fucking shit beast. I'm trying to know does band in my house. Are there any loopholes? Is there any loopholes that yeah, we'd be black and white would be this bad if you were drinking It wouldn't be this bad if you were gonna throw in your face How much are you getting thrown at your face? A shit. One turd. Just one turd? Yeah, just one turd.

Well, I mean, shit's come in many forms. You gotta think, automatic pink eye. And if the turd's in your drink, it's gonna inevitably break apart. I think you're right, I think you'd rather have it thrown at your face than bring it to you. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I think you guys are. One is infinitely more gross. I think you're right. I'm glad we had this debate. I think we should still try if I have a giant pencil right now I could be making notes. I know one might if it like sticks to your cheek. It could be more embarrassing of a clip Yeah, if any goes in your eye. Yeah, if it gets in any holes like leaking from your nostril Yeah, hit your face and then still would rather take that chance. Yes a million times I would rather get hit with ten turds than drink one Comes another one

He's got another guy now. I'd rather have come on my face and have to drink it Yeah, is it your own turd or somebody else? Absolutely right Dan? Oh? What yeah, I'd rather give me Liam He look he's dressed just like Lois Griffin Nice thanks Liam. Hey picture of Lois Why aren't they playing baseball right now by the way? I know starts at two o'clock. It's crazy And there's like four nine games at four o'clock. Yeah makes no sense

Pisses me off does it not really come back we might as well full Lois them we need to Lois you you doing this up oh no Oh, no, go to the bathroom and shave glasses off You look like Lois Griffin, dude Button it up take the sweatshirt off take the face Red shoes do the face. She's doing in the third picture say Peter Yeah, you look like Lois I See Lois Where were we Brand third who on it. I would rather get hit by 100 turds and eat a turd. Yeah

Yeah, I Got a pig. All right, man right man all right think about that I'll see y'all later if it was a bowl hit of a turd I'd oh Consider that changes in I'll see y'all later All right, man It might be the funniest thing ever. Kyle would be like, Soldier Boy's popsicle in that music.

Yeah, nothing's funnier than that. How would you guys want him to carry it? Would you want him to put it on his shoulder? Behind his ear. Behind his ear or drag it? Behind his big-ass ear. I wouldn't mind that. Or a big pencil case. And a huge backpack.

All right. Every hole. Does that oversized website? Yeah, Soulja Boy just to the background of that rap music video with the big popsicle. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man.

All right. So what else happened in New York? Anything else special? How was Sass? Miss him. He was good? It was good He was good ever the best everybody else is in these like very flamboyant costumes Looking ridiculous, and he has to wear a yellow hoodie, and he's like this is a little yellow

Doesn't like doing that yeah, he was just speaking in superlatives the worst and best things happened to him love that in the past week Nick you tried out a new look no hat What was that? Um I had to I was getting ready to put on a costume and I had to put a bunch of stuff in my hair But my hair I'd shower and it gets curly. Mmm, and then people were calling me All kinds of things. Oh all kinds of things Nick Torani Torah me. Oh, yeah, that was a good. What else? There's a lot of that. Yeah. Did the Don on Don drama get solved on Rome.com? I don't

know. I remember you were there's two guys that don't like each other. Two Italians that don't like each other. Yeah. Did you did you talk about that? Yeah, we did we were I Think I've settled pretty firmly on just Dante shouldn't have done that like he he can play the I Didn't know it was gonna happen. You should never do that. You should never yeah, like that's like a that's like a Five-year-old thing to like get in trouble be like but what about that about them? Yeah, that's just like you shouldn't do Just but what was his what about them?

That the other Don was playing music in his clips. Oh Yeah, you don't do that Yeah What about them never works? It's funny. It just always makes you look worse. The Don's. The Don's.

Steven's gone to Pittsburgh tomorrow, though, so he's not going to be here. What? Yeah. For what? White's birthday. I want to see some friends. In Pittsburgh?

He's driving. To Pittsburgh? Driving to Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh Yeah, you didn't know how long it was right eight hours. No even super early tomorrow like six stop in Wheeling You actually stop into a quick review yeah, is that on the way yeah? Have you ever been a wheeling? 70 goes right through it. No, that's really Okay, yeah, send me a place now. Just do a review of the city the whole city Um just get out get out and do you go to Coleman's fish market?

You'll have thoughts Steve mm-hmm. You'll definitely have well. Yeah, that's right by the shit plant That's not a place you drive through without having thoughts Coleman's Fish Market? Yeah, my favorite restaurant's inside of Coleman's. Michael's Beef House. Inside of Coleman's? Yeah. That sounds fake.

Come on now. I mean, Coleman's Fish House. Market. Market. Has Michael's beef in it. Has Michael's beef in it. Yeah. Chet, you editorializing the prep sheet here?

Uh-oh. You usually just put you editorializing the prep sheet here? Uh oh. You usually just put like what happened around the... Saying what? LeBron tells lies. Oh. About Brian Winnhorst. That's a fact. Oh yeah, did you see Stephen Che did a community notes on his own volition? I did not. I continue to just not see these things. I don't know how. Stephen Che's tweet last night was a community notes that he tweeted. I think this might be a new lane that he has to do, AI Stephen Che. He tweeted his own personal community notes that sounded exactly like community notes.

What was it? It was about, Wendy has been on the record that he and LeBron are not as close as they used to be they certainly have a past But this is an incorrect accusation by LeBron. That's a community notes. That is a community He wrote a community notes by himself. Oh you called him out for this now. Yeah, that's fine Why do you love these reporters so much I? I don't know. I like Wendy a lot. I listen to his podcast three times a week Does anybody have an opinion on Wendy I like him I?

Just thought he was there. Yeah, it's kind of there. Yeah, they're always a storyteller. Is he yes, I Didn't know that but what's going on in Utah? I think I think she likes these guys more than the athlete I do too my yeah, I mean he does he he remarks on what people are wearing in like the pregame show more than yeah I don't like all of them. Like if he went to like a convention or something and there were three star NFL players over here and then Shifty, Winhorse. Stop right there. And then Shifty. I think he's choosing that group, right?

Yes. So that got you fired up, what LeBron was saying. I think it got a lot of people fired up. Called him a weirdo. A lot of people came to, yeah. Yeah. Called him a weirdo. It's fucked up. I gotta be honest, I'm a little out of the loop

on the whole LeBron drama here because Steve May Smith is involved too. Yeah. There's layers of drama, there's different pods here, and they're kind of crossing. Steve and I said he was gonna swing on him. I said that if LeBron had brought hands he would have had to bring hands back is that the fastest fight in human history yeah he did say that he would get his ass kicked but he's like I'm not a pussy and you

got to do it yeah yeah and that takes bravery just to say that Stephen a also did the classic today where he's like I didn't bring up a lot of things about LeBron and then brought it all I saw that so good our dinner conversation last night was who could beat the fuck out of Brandon the office and we only thought of Potentially two people in this office in all of Barstool who? Ebony and fights mmm Who? Ebony in fights. I could beat the fuck out of Brandon.

I said you'd come correct. Brandon, you don't get math. I'd beat the fuck out of you. I could beat the fuck out of you. I'd beat you to like a tired of people. If we fought ten times, you don't think I'd beat the fuck out of you? I'd win eleven. No chance.

If you could reach the rage I saw you outside of that reptile house. Yeah, nobody's coming close Yeah, that guys there's a Yeah, what are you thinking? Stamina I would have you yeah, what if it's now? 30 seconds you're done. We're not getting there um Rob I had Rudy the hockey player. Nah, he's, no. All right, Rudy would beat me up. Kadek, so?

Kadek, the football player. Although, I don't know that he's got any anger to him. Right. Yeah, probably not. Fights? Fights, I don't think fights can get mad. I wouldn't be mad at him either. Fights is a beast.

His arms are just Everything I can see me and her just fighting each other for practice shoot tase you Yeah, right you verse large. You probably just start right. Ooh, that'll be good. It's a matchup right? That's how it started in verse undertaker. I Don't know. I think you'd be the ones depends on how angry I get which I could access like right now I could access it pretty quickly. Why are you pissed right now? Oh, I'm just tired of you motherfuckers. Damn New Rome calm idea one one on one fighting to walk. Yeah, it's a one first to land Find out who the best fighter in the office is you have to go up against Cody cuz it's the one verse 16 I love to beat the hell out of Stephen Che for fun.

Oh, that would be easy. Stephen, do you think you could take Brandon? I don't know. His endurance is poor. I think you'd admit that. Che, if you're going into a pre-planned fight, are you taking off the glasses and putting on goggles? Or are you risking?

No, just no eye material. contact one no I material she's got goggles on he's got no endurance either sure how many more laps my friend he's out of breath right out of them we are on eleven point two five for the year what's okay yeah so eighty eight point seven five you're right at twenty five for the year. Oh my god. Yeah. Stuck on our numbers a little bit. OK, yeah. So. 88.75. You're right at 25% through the year. We're coming up on the second quarter. Yep.

And you are not 25% through your laps. Yeah. That's right. All right. I like how Steven's other today was just all LeBron, even A stuff. And then it just says says do you wear compression? Sock shorts out do to swim or the beach

Socks is just diabetes right Compression socks yeah, I guess for like yeah flights Flow type shit, and then are you an ice cream cone or cup guy? Or Sunday, I'm I'm cone every. Cup. I noticed that about you last week Yeah, took an ice cream walk and you went cone every time. I go cup more convenient You're a messy cone eater. I'm a bad cone eater. You're right. I'm but I recognize my faults. Cone is You're going in that to lick. Yeah yeah, no I don't want to eat I want to eat the last three bites of a cone, but you're not eating ice cream to feel full you're

You're applying a thin film of ice cream to your tongue love the lick I'd rather just take eat it in chunks I also would put myself up against any person in America for a cleanest cone eater Do we come you should have an open challenge? Dominate are you cones at home? You're talking soft serve? Oh, wow. What do you mean by soft serve?

Like I'll never have a drip. I think a cone's fantastic. I'll blend the cone and add it as a topping. I used to think this was a skill. It really just means I eat my ice cream so fast. OK. Yeah. You'll never have a drip.

Never have a drip. Hot day, baseball game. Never have a drip. What about a crumb? They might hand me with a drip. have a hot day baseball never have a drip what about a crime? They might hand me with a drip. I'll clean that up right away. You won't see another drip Well, I'm not buying that Let's fucking do it. I get the hottest day this summer. We got to catch him drip Yeah, you guys could try to get me a drip I will not drip anybody out there that watches the show

That's your guys bill try to catch a big cat drip again there is and take a picture there have been times We're not way and it a drip But that is immediately erased by my you just fucked yourself you go to Wrigley. Oh my god all eyes on you I'll be a strip you're in a hole. I welcome the challenge how crazy is ongoing. Are you keeping it relative? Yeah, do you have good control of it? I'm getting the spiral Yeah, so it's getting all the way around so it gets a little compact I'm getting the spiral so it's getting all the way around so it gets a little compact Does it have to drip off of the cone to count as a drip like what if it's just dripping from the ice cream?

Onto the cone. That's gonna be all over your hands. No. No, I'm saying no. No the cone does not get trip on you Now we're getting the only trip I ever deal with is if they give me the faulty cone with the with the bottom has a hole Blames the cone then I'll have a drip does this also apply for waffle cones Well, yeah waffle cones are actually easier because they all yeah, they keep it in there kind of guardrailed No, I'm talking about the classic sugar cone Which is the hardest one to keep the drip off? The one that tastes like like paper no you're thinking of cake Are you yeah, that's thinking of that's called a cake kind of waffles looking one. That's a waffle em z and plastic the Standard like I'm thinking of the hard one that none of those sugar. Coat search sugar cone the one that's real rigid

The real pointy one yes, that's a sugar cone Yeah, that's the hardest one to keep a trip off of and I yeah, that's the best every single time That's not better than waffle that one Waffles remember how I said I blend it sometimes and that as a topping. What do you mean? Yeah, yeah, of course. I blend the cone at a graham cracker Sprinkle it on the top of your sweet you blend the cone and add a graham cracker. It's a great top That's gonna be more topping than ice cream. That's gonna what? Yeah, what's the last time you did that

How many scoops in person how many scoops we talking about as many as I want with no drip still no drip Come on. You can't do a tall one. No way three scoops. No problem three scoops It's gonna be all over your hand never That's we got to put this to the test. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. Never. Telling you guys. Could you do it in a sauna? Yeah.

Alright, another loop. You could do a non-drippy ice cream cone in a sauna. Yeah. That's- no, no, no, no, no, no. I welcome the challenge. We'll have to do it. Yeah. This is how we get a sauna in the office.

If we added sprinkles. A hot tub? Are you confident enough to say a sprinkle wouldn't even fall off there's a lot of sprinkles right I don't know if I'd be as crazy as they not a single sprinkle, but Maybe no drill or two at most and that would be like loose sprinkles that barely are on anyway Okay, I can respect cuz like sometimes they'll hand you a cone and it will not it's almost like it will not be Yeah, they didn't do a good job of making the cone. I still will be able to clean it up, but a

Lesser man would be a mess It might be my only skill But you're like the messy guy the guy always I'm a spill guy now But that's you're gonna spill the girls would never happen with ice cream But you can understand why a spill guy not spilling any ice cream ever is kind of agree the last time you're really tested What kind of schedule you are? I was tested. Okay, it was hot got a cone ice cream was was very loose Yeah, still is it an instinct thing or do you just are constantly moving no again?

I just love ice cream so much. I'll just eat it so fast. What if you were on a roller coaster? Whoa? On a hot day with three scoops that could be in a sauna I'm a mechanical bull oh Yeah, I'll finish my ice cream before anyone else even like starts there's you don't get brain freeze. No come on That's for children. I Got we took like ten steps before I was done with my ice cream. Yeah, it was fast Friday Barely out the door. Yeah, if you're going soft server you vanilla chocolate or twist

Wait that was the same thing vanilla vanilla or chocolate chocolate, or twist. Twist, every time. You gotta do twist. Best of both worlds. Twist is just chocolate. You don't taste the vanilla over the chocolate. There's vanilla in there though. Sure. You see it. Sure pal.

Keep telling yourself. I want some ice cream right now. It sounds great. I do too. I want a waffle cone bad. Is the upkeep for a soft serve machine a lot or that's the problem actually that might be what Zack could do oh Where like the the whole candy striper thing yeah? Cuz that was the thing is like I wanted to buy one But I think you have to clean it every day every day back when I worked at foggy bottom Kyle was cleaning it out Every day every day, and Back when I worked at Foggy Bottom, Kyle was cleaning it out. Every day? Every day.

And was it hard? Nightmare. Ah. Foggy Bottom? It was a mini golf laser tag bounce house bowling alley. It's a lot of things you just said. It was all of it. Yeah, I took pretty cool lessons there.

Of? Bounce house? Bounce house. Bounce house. Bounce house. Here you go, Kyle, you gotta jump. Come on. of bounce house Here you go Kyle you got a jump come on You took laser tag lessons. They had a baseball field to laser tag is overrated. I've always said that Rating it high I want them to feel pain when I shoot him. I think it's pretty cool. I think yes Yeah, you know what I mean like you want to shoot your buddy and have them and it's like peak frustration

Because you'll shoot someone who doesn't hit yeah, yeah, it's always a little broken I maybe it's not rated high anymore, but I remember when laser tag first came out. It was like this is the future All right. Yeah, and it was never it was never the fact it was never satisfied I write it even when I that statement that statement you haven't gotten to the age where you take them to oh No, I have a party and you let them go in there Yes, if they're a group of friends by themselves yes, and you have 30 40 minutes by you're just sitting outside letting them in there play Yes, cuz it's an elite and then my son comes back and he's got zero kills no why are you worried about it? It's fine. You got to have your ten minutes

It's an elite y'all go do this. I'm gonna chill the whole time though You've never had fun playing laser tag any of you I have Paintball so much paintball especially well every time I do it I think I'd rather be playing paintball exactly then when you're an adult and you find a corner and all these kids just run around And you're just picking them off it. It can be pretty fun. I Need I need like ammo to burst or something killing kids is fine hey how do you even laser take how do you even know when you shot somebody and you got a hit your vest shuts down yeah but then

it will shut down accidentally and do be doing that love kill paintball is better way better way better significantly better y'all haven't killed the right kids. No. Oh I have. Yeah. Cause I love it. Nerf guns are better. I think so. No. I don't like having to pick up ammo when you're done. Yeah. Airsoft. Airsoft's better. The community ruined that. Yeah, the community did ruin that. Which community? The airsoft community. Oh. There are like professional airsoft players, right? I think so.

They take it very seriously. That's professional on everything. But it's honor system, I guess it has to be. Right, I don't understand. We never competitively played, we just shot each other. Right. Got your airsoft and your other buddy has one, you just shoot at each other.

And hope you don't get hit in the eyes. And that's pretty much it. That's the game. Yeah, game gets played, that's it. Did I do this, wait. I think there's three. Did I do this? Wait. Did I run a little bit on time? I think there's three. Sheet. Oh, thank you.

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Brandon here's a hypothetical. How long could you name white celebrities without having a five minute pause? Five seconds. Five second pause. Five second pause? Because we did this at dinner and Tommy Smokes went the longest at like four minutes. Oh I was gonna say three and a half hours. You really think so? I guess I couldn't if Tommy smokes couldn't though. Oh, you might know more so it's really it's hard because You're probably you have to lock into a specific category in order to prevent like a five-second pause Yeah, but just should be easy to do that game show host I felt I was embarrassed cuz I was going presidents and then then I switched to Max Struce, and that threw me off.

Ah. And I've bailed. You want to give it a shot, Brandon? Well, I don't think I should do it here. It would be boring. I think you should do a TikTok video. Can I go off into a corner? We can have Steve try it real quick.

Can I go off into a corner and just record it or something? That'd be cool. Try to go one minute without a five second pause. All right, when do you start the clock? Ready? Yeah. Set, go. Bob Barker.

To. Alex Trebek. Pat Sajak. Whitey Herzog. Phil Jackson. Ryan Seacrest. Gwyneth Paltrow. Dog the Bounty Hunter hunter Bill Parcells

superstar Bill Dundee Kane Stone Cold Steve Austin Yes loose Hulk Hogan Triple H. Vince McMahon. Paul Tagliabue. Roger Goodell. Bill Doran. Jeff Bagwell. Craig Bisio. Jerry Tarkanian. Mike Shashefsky.

Bud Selig. Tom Cruise. Tom Hanks. Time. Wow. I think you could go for an hour. I think college coaches was where you should have stayed. You go to college coaches forever. I just wanted to show that I... Yeah, you have everything. You did a good pace when we were doing it. We were a lot quicker. Yeah. I think you need to... Everybody's scared of the five-second pause you can do a two-second pause. That's fine. Exactly. Don't freak out two seconds are fine And you're right that was remarkably boring. Yeah. Oh and say you didn't want to do it boring. Yeah, but impressive nonetheless. Hmm What about one sheep combined with this game? I don't think you should What about one sheep combined with this game? I don't think you should

Two men sitting across from the table with sheep on it and as they're eating they're naming white people Same game, but Ben Mitz does it with black celebrities. Oh, I like that You got Denzel Washington Let's be all Ole Miss players. All right, Stephen you do it. I want to see what Stephen could do He did well, he could go for maybe an hour it. I want to see what Stephen can do. How'd he do it? He did well. He could go for maybe an hour, Nick. I went straight through a minute, no problem. Stephen might not be able to do this.

A minute? Are you ready, Stephen? Wait, let's all write a white person on our phone, and if Stephen says them, you lose. Wait, I've... You lose or you win? You lose. I can say anyone, right? No, no, you win.

All right. The subject matter is of my choosing correct correct all right. It just needs to be celebrity fish Athletes good yeah cool all right you ready Stephen sure actually we'll stop when you say someone's name I Think one of us will get it pretty quickly. You like mine? Yeah. You're a skunk. Alright. Ready.

Set. Go. 99. Warren Sapp. 98. No, no, no. We were doing what? Uh, you're out.

Warren Sapp. Warren Sapp. Why does he have a number? What's he? Zero. Zero points. I said subject matter of my choosing white people people you're out What I thought I could name whatever I want. I know time out. What were you?

I was gonna name buck. I was gonna descend bucks Jersey number starting on going down to zero So you're just changing every station. That's I white all right Stephen Shade I'm gonna can you name white celebrities for one minute straight without a five second pause? Okay, we're gonna give it a shot, and we all wrote down one of our celebrities that we think you might say God all right Okay, you ready yeah set go Cooper de Jean Jason Seahorn Christian McCaffrey Christian Leitner Tyler Kolek Steve Novak

Mike Shashevsky. He's just repeating. Jim Beheim. He's repeating. Uh... One, two... Adam Schefter. Okay. One, two...

Brian Windhorst. Got it. You got it? You're in? Yeah. Ian Begley. What's yours? Reed Blankenship.

Starting with Koopas. Chris Sims. So funny. Uh-huh. yours read Blankenship starting with Chris Sims uh-huh Mike Florio Tom Brady there it is yeah Kyle trash time you did it damn it I think Ryan Griffin I had gas I'm my dumbass wrote Leonardo DiCaprio I was a fucking idiot. I was on I was on pace. I've Toby Gerhart. Oh, yeah, that was coming I think it was getting to Bob Costas as well. Yeah, Steve Nash Yeah, Brian Winnhorst is easy. He was never seen Leo

Jason Seahorn come on Just sticking with the football that's a Tyler Colick quick you got the time rolling real quick It was fun second half last night do the do one worse you have to try to say the same name at the same time What do you mean? You have to say the same celebrity at the same time. How do you mean? You have to say the same celebrity at the same time. How do you do it? Based on getting to warmer and warmer. Oh, okay. Brandon and Steve. What? I'll do it with Brandon. I can do it with Brandon. White celebrities? Sure. We'll narrow it down. You ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Chris Berman. Oh. Meet in the middle. They shouldn't take

a minute. Okay, okay. This is obvious. This is obvious. This is obvious. They're getting it right here. Okay. They're getting it right here. Three, two, one. Scott Van Pelt. Oh, man. Steve Marriott. Oh, okay. All right. All right. All right. Ready? Steve Marriott, she was right there. Who did you just say? I said Scott van Pelt? He said Jay Billis. We have the answer three two one Over Carl ravage You guys had Steve Mariucci off the jump with Chris Berman and Tom is oh I went to Brandon and he just oh, I got it got car bill is put Carl ravage and dick vital together

Okay, you ready? No, I don't I don't I don't have that oh Fuck this is gonna take forever now. They had it and they lost you one iron e. Oh my god. This is never oh my god We gotta go fast all right three two one Jim Three two one CBS man oh What you say I said Joe buck You got it three two one Bob

Oh my god. We're good. We're good now right there. We're good. We gotta get it here Oh, yeah, three two one Michael like to Rico. It's like to Rico We're doing white guys. He is Italian Mike This is bad and embarrassing oh shit three what to from what you just did three two one tree her street never gonna happen it's never gonna happen Michael's don't care can't be done it can't be done what you What would you say? Would you say Street Titus you want to show my three two one Chris Fowler. Good God Watch and learn we're out you ready. Yeah, let's go count us down yep three two one Tony Hawk

That's easy three two one Jason Lee Pittsburgh skateboarder Shit three wait wait who'd you say Tony Gwyn and Jason Lee yeah? Okay three two one Bob Sagara Okay, this isara Oh This is easy Fucking 321 Johnny Noss

Fuck We swapped You can't swap You gotta look to take the lead Hot guy, hot guy Prankster Funny guy 321 Ashton Kutcher

I ran out of that's right, right perfect that was perfect that I didn't do it. Okay. Keep going. I didn't say anybody I fucked up. I'm sure and no one All right, so we'll keep my Johnny Knox on your Ashton Kutcher. Oh Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, dude actually I should I thought Ashley Kutcher was gonna get it I thought it was Three two one Sean Charlie Scott Charlie Sheen Sean William Scott, okay, so frustrating. Okay, we could do okay. This one's easy. This one's easy This one's easy. Is it? Yeah. Yeah, we got this

Sean William Scott and Charlie Sheen There's only one answer. Yeah, you're right three two one Jason Biggs Oh That was great. Look how dumb you two look. Brandon, we could do better. And that moment. That moment.

Ready? We're starting fresh and then we'll go from there. Lock hands maybe? I don't know. That might help. You say the 3, 2, one three two one Steve Austin okay I'll think about there it is you have it you have it right now you have it three two one under that McAfee oh that was Mac yeah you're right Pat McAfee Undertaker sports No, but I just. Okay. But Peyton Manning was also said. Okay, here we go.

Three, two, one. Andrew Luck. Oh, we're crisscrossing. Nothing more frustrating. That's so bad. Okay. Who's going to follow who? Andrew Luck and Jim Ross?

Three, two, one, Drew Brees. Who? I said Jaren Rogers. Jaren Rogers? That's a Jaren Rogers. Okay, okay, we can find this. Drew Brees is Jaren Rogers? Drew Brees is Jaren Rogers.

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lock the other hand. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Oh, my God. So, wait, what do you have? Oh, so bad. Oh Okay, so people who Be white it has to be

We went pretty far brought this burger think penis you got a half you have go. Oh, it doesn't have to be white He's more penis guy than quarterback You two okay, oh you have now dahaun and Bridgewater, okay, I think. Alright, I'm good. Dan, do you and KB want to take a stand? Mean penis. Oh, mean penis. Football, or just mean penis? No, Deshaun and Bridgewater, I got it.

I got it. I'm combining them. I got it. I got it. Three, two, one, Lamar Jackson! Three, two, one, Lamar Jackson! Oh! What did you say?

James Winston. No! Deshaun! You know, Lamar! Fuck him right in the pussy! Same time, Louisville, Teddy. Alright, alright, alright, James and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, James Winston no Same same time Teddy all right all right Jamis and and and the March actually easy okay? Yeah three two one Michael Is right yeah Danny and Kyle, I don't know people's names just where they're from

Fair enough all right you can go cities you go you name a celebrity I'm the city that they're from Okay, yeah, okay, hold on they're doing celebrities right what is celebrities okay? We're gonna be bad wait okay? Okay three two one Zach I pran Okay, we're gonna be bad wait, okay Okay three two one Zac Efron Regis Regis and Efron, okay. Yeah good start. Yep. Yep Yeah, yeah got it three two one. I'm secret. Oh my god

Wow Fucking yeah, can we see your phones that that was like your fault I think that was easy cuz like hot hotter Fucking a Brandon what's wrong with us? We're the only you have to take the two identifiers from each and find the only honest ones in the room I've been following but yeah, you got to mix them. I guess you do Steve do you want to go and just play whatever game? Steve play with yourself. No, I want brain and I have another chance

Say to come on we could do this. No athletes. No athletes. Yeah, just athletes I think hmm. Hmm. We can't say does anyone want to do underrated ice cream toppings with me. I will sure Yeah, here no you want to go with no no no go with underrated ice cream toppings. We've been on the same wavelength. Yeah well it was mostly you though. Yeah no no no. Ready? Karen Rogers? Three two one. Butterfinger. What? I said Butterfinger. butterfinger cone Butterfinger's not underrated. It's all right. You and I think I think it's people would rather do Oreo people rather do M&M We're on the same page. We just found out about blended come on We're all in this way plenty cone is your he's trying to lay up trying to cone trying to force blend to come

Down people come on. I don't want to play that anymore. All right, come on Come on. All right. I'm ready. Come on every time you miss you have to get closer to each other. Okay? Starting you can quit whatever You got to start touching you got your face closer You get ten goes or else you have to kiss faces have to get closer guys like to do on the court Three two one right Samber closer. Oh, okay, okay, okay? Okay, okay, okay Athletes that have statues three two one Sammy Sosa. Yeah

Yes, we're back. So you went cub and black and then we yeah, well black and yeah, right? Yeah white He's sure both. Oh my god. Yeah. Wow, that's a perfect combo. Yeah. Yeah, he's a twist Almost right awesome. It's just chocolate. It's not just chocolates That was fun. That is fun. That's really fun Did you and Danny plan that? Had to have no? Regis Efron, and then it's obviously secret. I thought maybe I just we have a che just so I can see you get super mad Yeah, let's do it che Is this white only oh here? We go now. This is any anything yeah?

We should do white only stuff here though. Oh Like the whole company yeah Okay ready White only stuff here though. Oh, like the whole company? Yeah. Okay, ready? Three, two, one. Evan Turner. Christian McCaffrey. Evan Turner. Did he ask if it was white only?

It's not, it's not though. Okay, fuck. I thought you said it was not white only. It's not white only. Let's see what you're doing. Christian McCaffrey and Evan Turner. What do they have in common? Okay, three two one Never mind I balked I was gonna say something else. Oh It was really funny

Ready yep three two one Joey Barclay Okay, Joey Meeks okay me all right Three two one jalen herds Okay, okay, I got this We're getting there now you're not even on the same right the same yeah, you're a hurts in jordan three two one al iverson Oh, what did he say? What'd you say? Che I meant to say I was gonna say Michael Jordan, but I just realized I said him I was gonna say uh look at the un-church. Che sucks this game. Che you said Michael Jordan last round I had it in my brain and then I- your next guest is gonna be Michael Jordan

Actually, you know what stick with that. Let's try one more time. Three two one Michael Jordan Jason Tatum Stick with that Man Three two one All right, it can't be done no, it can't be done They can't be done. I like your shirt though great Jersey be done. They can't be done. I like your shirt though. Great jersey. Great jersey. Venmo by the way. We got Venmo with us all throughout March. Love how easy it is to pay for items online or send money to our friends. Sign up for the Venmo debit card in seconds and add your card instantly to Apple Pay or Google Pay to use your balance right away with no

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Mostly Sports will be back live to finish off opening day with our extra innings. I'd like to open another box. You may open another box. I will love whatever I open. How many boxes do we have left? I'm gonna say we have 40 boxes left. Oh, you guys did a good job. Oh, shit.

We have a lot. But. It's a lot to get through. They're all big. Yeah. We open the small boxes first. And I loved my Steve Nash. Got milk. Got milk. Don't throw that out. I know you would never And I loved my Steve Nash. Got milk.

Don't throw that out. I know you would never throw it out. I love it. You're not allowed. You're literally not allowed to throw it out. The rules of it were that I had to love it and keep it. And I'm going to do that. I'm gonna cherish it.

What a gift. Yeah, why would he throw it out? I don't know. I'm asleep in it. How you gonna sleep in a it out? I don't know. I'm asleep in it. I got sleep in a in a poster. He uses a blanket. I think you'd tear it that way. No, it was firm. It was it was like a firm poster. It was a plastic kind of thing. So something like that is this good. I mine was nothing to

actually say something really good. Oh, you ruined that. Would you rather sleep posters as a blanket or a bunch of bananas? posters, right? Yeah. Blank. Yes. Yeah. One bunch of bananas are like I think being covered in like a hill of bananas. I said a bunch. Okay. Like as much as you want small group of bananas also called as you want to be there. Yeah, you said a bunch of, because much as you want You want to be there yeah, you said a bunch of bananas. Yeah, you got to go bananas, right? I don't know how you understand the confusion when you said a bunch of bananas like that is so actually yes That's what they come in that's what they come

Okay, I think the poster does a better job of keeping you warm the bananas are I think it's a good contest bananas are a better Story though, so yeah, I would rather have a banana mattress I think the bananas would be pretty comfortable. It's a better story. You say you'd rather do bananas Yeah, I think is it a constantly cycling banana mattress or is it a banana mattress that in two weeks will be absolutely Gone and sour brown rotten. We you peel your bananas before you lay Mmm, I don't know. No, I think you'd lay peel on. Yeah, you'd have to do peel on. Yeah. Unless you had to use the peel as the blankets. I do poster blanket banana pillow. Bannano's would be a decent pillow. I think unpeeled banana would be a good pillow. Yeah. Marshmallows the best pillow of the food world. Oh, by far.

Mm hmm. Uh what's a better pillow than a? Cotton candy. Oh. I think that's gonna be a little I was gonna say like a. Not enough resistance. Marshmallow gets sticky. Hamburger buns? Yes. Hamburger buns. Pretty good pillow. McDonald's Filet-O-Fish bun. Oh, God, yeah. Yeah, that's nice and soft, it's got a little more to it. Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich bun, too. Yeah.

You have that today? No, I haven't had it in a week and a half. Why? Is this opening day going to halt your manteeking for a little bit? Not even a little bit. It is out of control. My wife cleaned my

taking room yesterday and I almost left her I didn't know where all of my trash was where was it I don't know she cleaned it how's it look really nice and stacked you're gonna get a storage bin or something or like a yeah you should and we should do storage wars I think I'm gonna go yeah I'm dead no no I think I'm gonna open my own eBay store next week. Oh the gloves guys So when you go to the store, but you go to a different store every time No, I go to Jim and Steve's again and they're waiting for me with something every single

There's always something new they keep stuff in the back for you. Oh, yeah, like we saw this We thought you'd like they always say I may up try walk through the back and I saw this and I Thought of you wait, but wouldn't that be kind of fucked up to them about buying stuff and then selling it for more on eBay I didn't say I was gonna sell it for more. I Will get rid of stuff that I've had for you're gonna lose money. I want to get rid of stuff I've had for a couple years now. I'm not gonna sell the stuff. I just got I gotta make room So for less I gotta make room for the new stuff. You gotta buy stuff and sell it for less. I think people would enjoy man-ticking with me and they would, they would.

Also, how can you sell for less when it's on eBay, which is an auction? Well, I didn't say I was gonna sell it for less or more. I just said I'm gonna sell some stuff. Got it. So it could be less or more. Depending on how it goes, yeah. Let's figure out this Plinko stuff.

Okay. All right. Depending on how it goes yeah, let's figure out this plinko stuff, okay All right, so far we're doing good so far What if we just did it like we always do it we could do that I actually have an idea for mine Danny is there anything is there a is there a base we all start with like are we using water or does our oh? Regular plingo so what letters you guys oh? I'll take the e No, I already had the I'll take the y I love y I'll take the K Give me the K. I'll do three Stephen. You're gonna create a wheel for us even though. You're not gonna be here Did we settle enough is gonna be me or tate?

You okay, yes, I'll create the wheel dibs, okay I'll take the both ends again. I have two different things. I'll go t No, no H Wait, so what do we have I have the K? I have t y we're staying out of order say someone has the t someone has the h I have y who has I have the h so we have e and a left Oh, hey, Eddie is gonna get one of them. Yeah, you should get the Ready yeah, I do for the Yeah, you take the a you'll figure uh

I do for a huh yeah you take the a you'll figure uh Yeah, I'll just take my trust you I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. I just don't know what I would do You'll find something you could no sorry I'll take the a why not Okay, we figured out plink oh, yeah, Could you roll me a grounder, please? Nice. That was nice. Very nice.

The boys have chemistry. You guys should start a podcast. That's just nice. I really, really think one in there now. What a chopper. Ooh, I almost got you. What about like a, ooh, look at you. That's good, that's good stuff Brandon.

That's good stuff. Thank you. That's great stuff. That's just so big. Take me out to the ball game man. Yeah, really. Take me out with the motherfucking crowd. Peanuts and Cracker Jack.

But not Cracker Jacks. Everybody says Cracker Jacks and that's wrong. It's Cracker Jack. What have I ever been to? No. Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack? It's just just crackerjacks. Yes, what a feeling two of them Is it what does it say crackerjacks on the box? It's also take me out to the ballgame and take me out with the crowd It's not taking me out to the ballgame. Take me out to the crowd. Whoa Yeah, that song is full of problems

Crackerjack what if you boxes right? Uh, it's still cracker Jack. The plural of cracker Jack is always cracker Jack. No. Yep. It's like popcorn. You wouldn't say popcorns. Ha! I would say yeah, get two popcorns. Are you going to the Contestant and grab two popcorns? Fuck, he's right. Me and Brandon, TJ, me and Brandon both want popcorns. Just go ahead and get two popcorns. Get two popcorn. Yeah, that was bad. You're right. I now don't know what I said. Yeah, I wonder who's doing opening day for the Cubs Is dick is still alive? No, yes, I think we haven't seen him in a long time. Yeah

His dick had died his no no no alive. He's alive. I just we haven't seen him in so long 85 He's alive. He's alive. I just we haven't seen him in so long 85 People get old. I know his take it all is something stretch where he just screamed it It's great you see Jim Cornelius in today. Yeah, he's the best fucking also good. His voice is incredible He's the man What else we got someone say something opening to the hundred years ago the Browns lost 21 to 14 but not in football oh Louis Brown baseball to Cleveland whoa what Wow that was cool so the Browns and

Cleveland lost no Cleveland won Cleveland So the Browns and Cleveland lost. No, Cleveland won. Cleveland beat the Browns. Cleveland beat the Browns. The Browns beat Cleveland. And the St. Louis Browns of course became? The Cardinals. No.

Who? They were always the Cardinals. They were a two city team for a while. Wow. Actually I wish I had not said anything because I don't. You don't know what the Browns became? They didn't become the Orioles. No they became the... Is it the Orioles? What did the Browns become? What? What did the St. Louis Browns become?

The Rams? The Ravens? Neither of those. North Stars? The Philadelphia Philadelphia athletics became the Oakland athletics. That's easy. While they were Kansas City first. Are the Vegas A's isn't it just a there's not going to stand for anything. Oh, the Browns became the cardinals. Just the A's. No, no, that's not right. Yeah. Why am I reading this is the Browns became the Cardinals. So I think he's looking at the wrong thing. The Browns became the Cardinals? I think he's looking at the wrong thing. The Browns and the Cardinals were in the same or existed in the same world together. They were never there.

Two different things. It good tidbit says says the Browns became the card. I want to hit y'all in the fuck. It says it right there. Unrelated St. Louis Browns joined the American League. All right. So click on them there. And they became the Baltimore Orioles. But we didn't specify which Brown. Yeah. If you say the Browns became the Cardinals, you're not wrong. St. Louis Browns have played for 50 years in St. Louis. Boy, that's confusing.

Boy. That's confusing. 1918 Triple Crown winner Hippo Vaughn. Yeah, Hippo Vaughn. He's been named Hippo because of his large stature. How large of a boy was he? Probably not large by today's standards. Probably wouldn't even get on top of here. I was looking for a number. But Hippo, his Hippo is such a, you know, intense nickname. I'm going to say... Height and weight. I'm going to say he was 5'11ppo is such an intense nickname. I'm gonna say. Height and weight. I'm gonna say he was 5'11", 240. Current best nickname. 280.

Baseball. Nitro Tuggle. Current? That's the football player from Georgia that got arrested. Yeah. Cal Raleigh's the big dumper. Wow. That's pretty good.

He's a current dude? Yeah, six four six four two fifteen was That's that guy's just not a hippo. Yeah, not a hippo at all. Well in that day and age. Yes, that's the largest man That's a guy was five nine one seven She did you see the short king on Duke I See the short king on Duke I've been hit to him like the Italian dude or whatever no it's the he's the guy dark hair dude last last on the bench Yes, yeah, like I've seen him. He's five. He's five eight. Yeah, he looks so small so small and his grandfather was was Duke His grandfather was what his grandfather like created do they create that make sense?

I feel like that's he should be on the team Yeah, because we saw him and we're like, oh this guy probably like, you know when you see a walk-on Come on, like Mark Titus. Oh, he was probably really good in high school And then we looked up and he averaged like three points. I think he was good from LA. Yeah, I don't think he averaged a lot Look at how small he is people love him, right? Yeah. Yeah. He looks so small, I can't believe I'm smaller. What?

No, you aren't. He's wearing... The number on his back takes up his entire back. He's probably lying about his height. Yeah, he's probably 5'3". They didn't change the size of the numbering. You're not smaller. No.

You also are jacked. Were you... Were you tall in the arena watching the wrestling? Yeah, it was good. A lot of 5'4". How many cauliflower ears? So many. How many? Like, this is like the, how many ping pong balls in a 747? How many cauliflower ears in a wrestling?

Okay, 18,000 people were there. Kind of a lot. 15,000 were men. 11 to 12,000 were former wrestlers. Okay, maybe even more. I would say six. Five to 6000 had it. So 10,000 plus 10 to 12,000 califar. Ten to twelve thousand cauliflower ears. Wow. And where does yours stack up?

Yours is cauliflower ear, but they don't look gross. I think you live in the perfect area. Right. I'm like a five out of ten. Ten out of ten is gnarly. Ten out of ten is when it's, the whole ear is covered, it sticks out far, and it makes their ears stick out far. Damn What did you see the short dude with the tall girlfriend? Oh, yeah. No

No, it was like this guy viral story. The commentary was weird. Like it was like a Romeo getting real into it Yeah, really fetishizing like love can overcome anything Yeah, I'm kind of sick of that storyline. This guy was what? Five five. I mean, he's really short. Advertises five five girlfriend six three. This was at the wrestling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How long did it take to get cauliflower? How many years of wrestling? You start seeing it? It's not over time and just one bad impact. Oh really so wait. I could get it Yeah, all of us can what I want it. I want it you hit hard enough on the mat on your ear Blows right up like a golf ball I was thinking what if you just do it for like a high school sport never plan to go pro But then you just got cauliflower ears the rest your life mate might make you want to commit. Let's get rocks

Embraces towering girl. Oh crazy Good for him He's got to be little spoon Is that offensive yeah, yeah, I'm getting kind of pissed okay, sorry speaking of livery food It's the anniversary of Vegas for you. Oh today is That was that was yours. That was your coming out party. I needed that. Do you know this? Due to what? KB won the bracket busters six years ago and the trip and the winner was a trip to Vegas with Dave. Oh yeah yeah. K. He'd be dressed as they dress the same. Yeah. Yeah. And same

mannerisms. And then also, was that the only that was the only thing that I never told us the story. You've been teasing it for six years. Um, the winner got a trip to Vegas with Dave. Yeah, it sucks. Yeah. Stuff. How I had the shirt? No, not that story. I think we're just... I think we're more alike than he thinks. Good start or not? What is it? Was he happier, man?

Should I change? Oh, I just can't fight. Were you wearing that the whole time? I had a baggy tee that was too heavy. You didn't know right away? It was in the bag. I didn't want to ask you. You see this?

Is that like homemade? Did you see what's going on here, Frankie? I think he doesn't like it. Oh shit. I thought he like remade our shirt. I don't know what's going on. I don't know, probably he's like making fun of me. I feel like he's like a magic trick.

Like, he knew he was gonna have that one. Oh, Tommy was it? Yeah. This war here, the game's over. Yeah. See, so when this happened happened I was so excited. I needed cocaine. Yeah. There was no coming up unless I had cocaine in my system.

Great day of my life. Oh, until the maid came. Which that's still crazy. Two to four hours of like one of the worst moments of my life yeah and then it went back to like oh this is the one of the best yeah life again cuz instant street cred after you got caught were you like all right I'm not gonna do cocaine this trip anymore I continued to do it for like months and no but I did get labeled that, and I never really liked it.

It always made me, like, sweaty and uncomfortable. Getting labeled it or doing it? Doing it. I tried it a few times, and I was like, I don't like this. That would be funny if, whenever anyone said, like, oh, that's the coke guy, you got sweaty and uncomfortable. That was cool. Yeah.

Because in my head, I was the awkward, anxious guy, and the coke guy is a lot... Cooler than that. Yeah, cuz in my head I was I was the awkward anxious guy. Yeah coke guy is a lot Cooler than that. Yeah. Yeah, I was like I was really happy about that I got hit with the coke guy for a while, you know that Instagram page called Thursday lines They would every year they found a picture of me from like my Facebook like this was pre bar stool and I was sitting on Santa's lap as like a 25 year old and They would use it as like their sponsored merch post every Black Friday And it put me sitting on Santa's lap and there was like a comic bubble saying all I want for Christmas is an eight ball

What really got some people started tag me in it and then they DM me I was like, oh, it's just funny But everyone would be like, oh Danny cocaine from Thursday lines. I think Yeah, but that's it's funny. Yeah, it's not like bad. It's just odd Yeah, they did they sell merch with your I Wasn't like no. No, they don't they do not I wasn't even wearing their merch They just wanted someone who would look like they do cocaine because they nailed it Do you have you I've done it? Yeah, yeah Not on Santa's lap

Vegas maids are really writing like that for coal. That was the craziest part. I Was like setting it up. I never had done it before so I just I think I poured a bunch on the Sink counter She sees a mountain Maybe I didn't know about it. Yeah Just thought you'd leave it out Yeah, I thought I was gonna do it all and then Grant have you done it have you gotten secondhand? No, just once okay

Yeah, just once didn't like it. Yeah, yeah Okay. Yeah, just once. Didn't like it. Yeah. Yeah. More for Kyle. Yeah. Yeah.

Sorry, that wasn't exciting. Just once. No, that was exciting. Mm-hmm. At one time. We'll get you to do it again sometime. Yeah. Oh, cry days.

That would be cool. What about we do it at the Super Bowl? I would never. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would never. All right. So Planko did my own. Can you hit the last game time at Brandon? These boys got extra innings coming up. T.J. Is it six? Yes. Thank you.

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Oh, KB, you got to wear a suit next week. Yeah that's right. Yeah. Yeah and then one day everyone's gotta wear a suit which I think we're gonna do Thursday. You like this right? You're gonna look good as fuck. I have like one available but. Just wear it all five days. Yeah who cares? Yeah. You're gonna look good. Nice blue. you were just in a suit a couple of weeks ago, right? What was that was just looking good? Yeah All right, yeah, we're streaming the games tonight, yeah thought so oh, yeah Kevin Willard situation something, huh? Oh, yeah, I think that's a something that's something anus is starting to do pirate streams Oh, but I think we want to start tomorrow, but Kyle will be out of town. Yeah, I got a tig. Wait. You're not here tomorrow No, I'm here for the act. Oh

Black Godfather day New one right mm-hmm love it brand new brand new Yeah, kevin will is an asshole. Yeah, it appears that-hmm. Love it. Brand new. Brand new. Yeah, Kevin Willard's an asshole. Yeah, it appears that way, yeah. And it's a... Fascinating. Yeah.

Fascinating theater unfolding. I did like his deflection though yesterday. That was very funny. Did you guys see this? Kevin Willard is the Maryland head coach, but he's basically accepted the Nova job, but his team's in the Sweet Six. That sucks. That's horrible for Maryland.

Which normally, like, I don't really care about guys taking other jobs, but like to do it and then make it so obvious while your team's still in the playoffs is not so unfair to them. Yeah. He didn't even show up to the team dinner. Yeah, team dinner didn't show. And he also did it, from everything I've read,

tell me if I'm wrong, Titus, he did a move where he basically was like, I want all of this, and Maryland also did it from everything. I've read tell me from wrong Titus He did a move where he basically was like I want all of this and Maryland was like sure sure yeah And then he's like I just kid yeah, that's a bullshit. Yeah. I was just saying that agreed. Yeah Huh whoa whoa whoa you think it's compared to Liam Cohn. That's what Liam Cohn did well I mean the red one was a motion Yeah, Liam Cohn was a promotion and also was not in the middle of the playoffs and also was told by his team He couldn't interview They asked for what number he took and then he gave him a number they said okay, and then he didn't take it How is that different because they weren't in the play? They weren't in the playoffs and he got that part sure but then the

Okay that part that little that's that's really the part that's pretty much the only part we care about the playoffs. Yeah. Yeah. If it's not happening yeah they lost in the first round I would not give a single not even story wouldn't even bat an eyelash. Yeah. Like okay I wouldn't even know what's happening to write. Like oh yeah I guess that happened. I hope they go to the Final Four. I hope they win it all because they have to hear do you celebrate with the coach like do you hug him? I don't know. Oh, but we should be all rooting for him to keep winning because then he has to keep doing press conference Definitely. Do you have the clip TJ of his press conference? That is funny the idea of Just by the time the fight the national championship gets here

Like each team is down to like half the roster because yeah roster portal neither team has a coach team is down to like half the roster because yeah roster portal neither team has a coach Maryland doesn't have an ad either no that he kind of pushed him out weirdly the whole thing is pretty crazy you've been very open the last week about you know trying to get greater NIL share revenue share I'm sure you saw Mike Loxley yesterday said he would prefer to keep some of these issues in house. Why have you felt like kind of bringing this discussion in the open has been the best way to advocate for your program?

Well, I mean, I'll be honest. I think our biggest thing is we got to stop Clayton. He is really good. He shoots the basketball going left 48%. He shoots it right going at like 38%. The basketball left 48% Shoots it right going that like 38% So really the last couple days Trying to come up with game plan to stop you know Clayton coaches are such Also, I would have respected if he did the will Wade

Yeah, just said I'm I took the Nova job. I respect that way more. Yeah, I'm I'm coaching. I'm focused on this team But yes, I took the Nova job. It is what it is But now he's like he's I think he signed the Nova job and just won't say it So is he not gonna coach he is coaching but like Maryland. Yeah, he won't be distracted. No These players probably stuff totally fine. Yeah, it also I more than anything I feel really bad for Maryland fans just because this is the first time they've been in the sweet 16 in a decade Yeah, and like it should be all excitement and everything and then you have on top of it the AD or maybe the president of the University

teased a big announcement on Tuesday and Everyone's like, oh shit, we re-signed him, we can put this all in the past. And then he announced the big announcement on Wednesday and it was Kermit the Frog is doing commencement. Ah. Oh is he?

Yes. I mean that's pretty big. They gotta make sure it's not Constantine. Who? Wait, who's Constantine again? That's Evil Twin. Kermit's Evil Twin with a mole. I'm not familiar with Constantine. Oh he's in that. He's take a big meme right Kermit looking

He's the one who wears the black hood. No, that's just like a Darth Kermit. No Constance. He's not fucking No, it's Kermit. Come on. Sorry guys. That's Darth Kermit. That's constantine constantine. Yeah, you don't fuck with Constantine He's has he ever shown up. You can see my bad guy. Oh, yeah, look at him He's he's a really bad He's up to no. Wow. This is actually Constantine week on Muppets is celebrating an anniversary and it's Constantine week this week. Oh really? Yeah. Oh World's most dangerous frog wouldn't that be like a poisonous frog in the Amazon Constantine's much worse. Oh Number one criminal yeah number one criminal. Yeah, he's a really really bad guy head guy scumbag damn

I wasn't a dominant bad guy. I was not not familiar with Constantine's game. No he yeah, that's yeah That's Dominic bad guy Dominic back Has Marilyn won a big ten title in anything Almost certainly not in the like the big fours Ross. I'm thinking big four No, right women's basketball. I don't think so Our state's been really damn good No, I don't... I think they were... They tied a Big Ten regular...

I think they did in women's tennis. They were in the three- or four-seat range. Big Ten regular season two years ago, they tied for it. Yeah. Basketball, I want to say. No. And you'd think the Under Armour... Although Under Armour just doesn't exist anymore.

I know, Under Armour. People don't wear it anymore. It's just gone. Kids, teens don't wear it. It was the hottest thing in the world was under Armour is back. They're the official glove Sponsor maybe cleats the NFL. I think it just got signed yesterday. They couldn't get the jersey think no It's Nike so they're not back you think having like the basketball player that changed basketball right would help right? I think Mickey hearts there. They're one of their top athletes at this point really you wears underarm gloves The basketball player that changed basketball. Right. That would help. Right.

I think Mickey Hart's there. They're one of their top athletes at this point. Really? He wears underarm gloves. Yeah. He does. He's a drummer. He wears underarm gloves.

All right. You want to spin the wheel, TJ? We had a wet this week. Rick took it for Titus. Yeah. they did I I was going to do it too Yeah, Rick is badly, but Rick he's good cleared clear. He's clear clear till next time till next time till yes another sheep Nice and you guys missed the date. Oh, yeah, fuck. It was pretty good Yeah, Cody and Kate which Danny has never nailed anything more than he nailed Cody and Kate or what'd you say? PG rated improv duo Yeah, it's parties only

There to bit their biggest inspiration is like the jokes on popsicles Two of them they're too big their biggest inspiration is like the jokes on popsicles In each other and each yeah Going back and forth saying good one good one. You've done one of these dates with Kate. Does she put out? Oh They didn't smash they only Frenched That's at least what they wanted me to tell you guys, okay We just keep doing the dates with Kate like two years now she's like I fucked everyone it's a first date that's part of it what he's talking

about fucked them all alright we'll see everyone tomorrow It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Get your straws, yeah, style and save for a while. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act.

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