The Yak - Brandon's Time in NYC Has Come to a Close | The Yak 6-26-23

Episode Date: June 26, 2023

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polos with code YAK. All right. I just saw in the group chat that you texted the group chat asking if Big Cat was going to be here so you could bring him a Red Bull, but you accidentally called him Big Fat. Yeah, I know. I do that all the time. And then you said SFRB, and I didn't know what that meant. What is that?

I thought it was Saturdays for the Boys. No, Sugar Free Red Bull. Oh. Big Fat. Kind of like our thing. Jay probably Sugar-Free Red Bull. Oh. Big fat. Kind of like our thing. Jay probably thought Christian McCaffrey. I Googled it. I went to Urban Dictionary.

I was pissed. I couldn't figure it out. Jay, did you think that was necessary yesterday? Oh, my God. I was just on the phone with my mom. What are you talking about? Oh, no. What the fuck?

The whole time? You're on the phone right now? I don't know. I just pulled my phone out, and my mom was on the phone. So you hung up on her? Yeah, instantly. Oh, call her back. Che, you used the Nadeau Great Rack on me yesterday.

Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah. You had a funny response. Who tweeted that? I don't even know. I don't follow you. One of the college football click farm guys. Sure.

Yeah. So they wrote, what do you think about Brandon Walker? And then you responded something pretty funny. Yeah. Nice guy. Knows college football great trivia. Above average penis. Yeah.

What did he tweet? Big Game Boomer just tweeted, what are your opinions on Brandon Walker? Do I tell him to do that? No, he did that for a lot of people. did he tweet? Big Game Boomer just tweeted, what are your opinions on Brandon Walker? Did you tell him to do that? A lot of comments. No, he did that for a lot of people. But a lot of people

replied, but then Chase just replied, great rack. I did. Were you drunk, Chase? No.

It's an objectively funny tweet. It is. Thank you. Well, nothing is objectively funny. I don't think that's right, is it? It's an objectively funny tweet. It is. Thank you. Well, nothing is objectively funny. I don't think that's right, is it? It's an art.

Slipping on a banana peel. Did you read every reply or what percentage? Yes, he did. I'll answer for him. No, I did not. Absolutely. Of course I did. Yeah.

Yes. There's nothing wrong with that. Anyone would do that. I would read it. I would read it, the quote tweets. Oh, I shouldn't. Oh, I would have read. I would have been in their likes. I shouldn't read with that. Anyone would do that. I would read it. I would read it. The quote tweets. Oh, I shouldn't. Oh, I would have read. I would have been in there.

I shouldn't read it, but I ate it up. I would see who liked their responses. Their account. I go block all of those accounts. I've done that. Yeah. Motherfuckers live like that. God damn.

That's rough. All of us. What was the overwhelming? Yeah, I know. It's surreal to be in your presence. There you go. It's surreal to be in your presence. There you go. It's more positive than you would think.

Hey, Rome. Gang. Hey. Sorry I'm late. I'm sorry. That was Nashville. Fucking, dude, that bar is so good. That bar is going to rule. That bar is going to make so much money.

It's in Alex Bennett's top two favorite bars there. Is that true? Yeah. God damn. So you know it's good. Because there's so many damn good bars down there. But just a great location. I haven't been to Nashville since it started popping off. How long has it been

popping off? Like 10 years? At least. That's when I started going. About 10 years ago. I did a cross country road trip in 13. I think it'll stop popping off. Dude, I don't think it's anywhere close to stopping popping off. I think there's so many people in Dude, I don't think it's anywhere close to stopping popping off. I think there's so many people in the United States that just want to party that cities like that are just going to grow and grow.

It's a great city to go to for, like, one or two nights. Yep. And, like, 20 years ago, it was only country music. That's all it was. Now it's still super country music, but it's like you can come and pretend to like country music. It's like how you know during Pride how girls come and pretend to be gay. Yeah.

Like girls can come and pretend to like country music. The Pride was out of control yesterday. I could not sleep because they were just outside my window. Oh, yeah. Dude, I couldn't even get into my apartment from rock throat. Like I could have – it was – It was insane. It was my door.

Yeah, it was my bad. Were. Or just blocked by gay people. So many gay people. It was like one gay dude rolling with a pack of 30 straight girls. He was making out with every single one of them. There was a lot of gross straight couples making out. There were a lot of makeouts between straight people.

At one point I heard this one gay dude. He's like running the circle. There's a circle of girls around right outside my window. And he's like, I got one question. Where's the motherfucking club? And they all went crazy. And then 30 seconds passed.

He goes, where's the club and where's the dick? And then they lost it. I think that's out of style now. That played seven, eight years ago. You think? You can't even be just straight gay now. Oh, yeah, that's true. style. That played like seven, eight years ago. You think? I mean, they loved it. You can't even be just straight gay now. Oh, yeah, that's true.

What did you just say? Can't be straight gay. Can't be just gay. Can't be straight up. That's not cool anymore. Yeah. Well, that's a whole different side of pride than I saw part of Pat's story. He like scanned through a house party where you like could not move.

Did any of you guys see that? No. It was a house party with just only men and it's like that's where the real shit is going that's just only dudes crammed in dick to dick probably a fuck fest tons of coke a lot of kylie minogue yeah yeah the kylie minogue is crazy have you heard heard that Kylie Minogue song, Brandon? No. The Australian girl? Padam, padam. Is she Australian or British? Is she Australian? I think Australian.

I think they also have Carly Rae Jepsen. So they claimed one? The Veronica's. Yeah. Do you get an email saying her? Yeah, icons. Do they ever get Natalie Imbruglia or Jewel? I'm sure they got Jewel.

Gay people have a more dialed in, like, they focus on one artist. And then they literally want every other artist to die. To die. They're like a infestation of locusts that go to a crop field. Yeah, exactly. They'll just mow shit down. They do not have, like, a wide taste of music. It's like a blight. Yeah. That. They'll just mow shit down. They do not have like a wide taste of music. It's like a blight.

Yeah. That'll take out one form of crop. It'll single out a single crop. Yes. And I think it's Minogue right now.

Is it Minogue? Oh my God. I mean, I don't know. What is her hit song? It's Padam Padam. From yesteryear. She had one from yesteryear. Na, na, na.

Na, na, na. Was that Minogue? It was 20 years, right? Yeah. Na, na, na, na. Na, na, na. Was that Minogue? It was 20 years, right? Yeah. Na, na, na, na. Yeah, we got it. Can't get you out of my head. Oh, yeah.

That's, yeah. Yeah, I wonder how you get caught up in the community like that. I wonder what you got to do. What kind of hit you got to. I don't know, but it's got to be financially great. It's got to be incredible. Yes. All the money to spend.

We got to get on that. We got to get the yak big in the gay community. Yes. Gay icon. We have kiss coins. Yep. All the money to spend. We got to get on that. We got to get the yak big on the gay community. Yes. Gay icon. We have kiss coins. Yep. We do. I don't know.

Do people kiss, though? We're toxically straight in here. I don't think so. You think? You think so? I'm toxically gay. Yeah. No, you're not, dude.

You'd never do anything even, you'd never even cup a ball sack. I'm toxically straight. Oh'd never even cup a ball sack. I think I'm toxically straight. Oh, I am having a problem. Not toxically straight, like we're all just so straight that like you don't even trickle into the gay world. Like none of us have like really good fashion sense, no offense to anybody in here.

No, I lock myself in the house for pride. We all have very like sporty like interests and stuff like that. Or nerdy. Nick, you were out on the parades. Yeah. First responder. Yeah, I was out there.

Yeah. Just, you know, keeping my eye on things. How was it? It always, I mean, it looks fucking awesome. Where was it? Was it just everywhere? It's on 7th Street mostly, right? Like, Chelsea, down to West Village.

I pretended I didn't want to be there the whole time. Yeah, it looks fun. I've lived right off of it for three years now. The gays probably love Big Cat, dude. They go crazy for Big Cat. Love him. Everything about him. I warned Pat.

I said, if you're mean to me, I'll come out and you'll be fired tomorrow. Who else was out there? That bus looked awesome. It looked like such a fun time. It was fights. It was the usual suspects, fights. We had one group at the NASCAR race, and we had one group at the Pride parade. We cover all bases.

Covering all the bases. Yeah. Let's go hand in hand. Does NASCAR do Pride? Similar colors, honestly. I think I'd go got Gordon's car. Yeah? Yeah.

I think they do pride. I think you'd have Tide. Oh, I'm thinking of Tide. Right. Brandon, new shoes. These are my summer shoes. Thank you for noticing. Air Maxes?

What are those? Air Max 90s. I noticed them this morning. They're great. I had a pair in 90s back in the day. I buy one pair of low tops. I don't like wearing the high tops in the summer. No, no.

When you have so many striations in your calf, I mean, why would you want to cover that up with a sock? Well, thank you, bro. I do have tremendous calf muscles. And the outside, too. You're only focused on the inside. I have great legs. It's the only part of my body that's worth looking at.

None of your boys watch the show, do they? No. You went out on your boat. I did. Without your boat. I did. Without your boy. I did. Hell of a week you had. You got the big game boomer reply chain of mostly compliments.

Yeah, I did. And you unveiled the picture of you hitting the home run. So there's proof of you hitting a home run. Well, yeah. That was from last year, though. But I put it back in circulation because people forget. So I had to put that back in circulation. And then me and my wife went out to Chicago.

We bought the house on Tuesday, signed all the papers. And then at like 8 o'clock. Congrats. Thank you. At like 8 o'clock, it was the sun's right in that golden stage where it's kind of going down. It's not really hot anymore. And I said, do you want to go out on the boat? And we rode around the lake, and it was my little sunset ride.

Hot damn. What did you think about? Nothing. I just put the motor down and let her go. Thought about Twitter. Thought about the reply. One of the replies stuck out. Kind of overshadowed the nice replies.

Well, that does happen a lot. But, no, I was just in the in the moment i'm just excited and i made the decision then this is my last day here i made the decision we're just gonna come we're gonna come back we're gonna come back get our stuff and go this is my last day here are you serious so you're leaving today when did you decide that you start spreading that boat brother really last week i was like damn we're gonna move july 1st i'm not gonna see you for months that's fine we were gonna move july 1st that is like the most fine thing for both of you i like seeing brandon i'm good i'm good yeah well um kill myself

and and i told her then i said let's just go get our stuff and come on so i got a u-haul coming tomorrow and then I'm leaving. I'm getting the fuck out of here. It wasn't anything about us playing a game without you? I thought at least one of you would say something. Like, hey, maybe Brandon should be here? I thought one of you would stand up. I think we all did.

We did. Don't try and play the victim. We were on a 15-second delay. We couldn't even say things that sounded like you were. They were dumping us, yeah. I think those conversations all happened behind the scenes, but they did happen. Yeah.

They happened behind the scenes. They didn't really happen, Che. I brought my Brandon Walker College Football Show shirt to wear, and then they made me wear a jersey. That is true. Dead serious. That's true. That would have been a nice act.

Would have been really nice. Would have been really nice. We all went and said our high noon games. All right, all right. You think you would have won, right? I think I would have been pretty good. I do, too. It was the perfect day for you, too.

It was overcast. No. It was your environment. But, yeah, this is it. I'm leaving. It's crazy. Wow. Who's staying in your house?

What about us? What about the show? Well, y'all are coming soon. How soon? What are you going to do? This is it? I don't know when you're coming. This is just how this happens?

Yeah. Everyone just leaves? Are you going to do the Yak remote? I don't think so. I'll join back up. You're just going on vacation for the next three months? No, I'll work. What the hell are you going to do out there?

Calm down, Sass. I'm just going out there. the next three months? No, I'll work. What the hell are you going to do out there? Calm down, Sass. I'm just going out there to get – I can go to the Chicago office whenever I need to work. I will. No, we'll just do the show. That's fine. Talking about this show. Yeah. You won't be able to do it.

I mean, y'all did Roof Ball without me. Now all of a sudden you won't be around? There it is. I knew it. That's someplace before. You went and did a fucking – That was because of your massive fuck-up. It was sponsored by High News. You couldn't have been there. Cost us a fucking six-hour. That was because of your massive fuck-up. Oh, wait. That was because of your fucking house show. It was sponsored by High News.

You couldn't have been there. That's just a ton of fucking cash. Now, all of a sudden, you're worried about Brandon Walker. You didn't say shit about me on Thursday. Well, we didn't know you were leaving today. Why did you even come in? I don't want to see your face. Because I have to do what?

I have to do all my shows today. That's your shit. All your shows. When are y'all coming? It might not be until September. Why September? That's the first day

of the new office, isn't it? Who fucking knows? Jay, when are you going? Like August 20-something. Yeah. Like last week of August, basically.

Me too. When are you going? You should call your wife. My closing date's... What month is it now? June? June? June? See, you've got a lot of setting up to do out there.

Isn't Big Cat moving in mid-July? Oh, he's not even moving anymore. He's not going? He's staying. Maybe High Noon should sponsor your move so you can't go. When do you close, Kate? I don't know how this works. Closing day is July 21st.

I've never stepped foot in the house still. I'm not going to until the day I get the keys to it. What if it stinks, like odor-wise? I just noticed. You need to go out and look at it. I was looking through pictures yesterday, and I was like, that fridge, that kitchen doesn't look as big as it did in the realty photos because I got the inspection.

And I was looking at the fridge. It's not even a full-size fridge. What the hell? I'm moving into a miniature townhome. That's fun. I guess. It's very small. Everything is mini.

That's what I got right now, mini fridge. Yeah, it's not a regular size. Really? Yeah, it sucks. No freezer. And then I looked at the washer-dryer. I was like, that's not a regular-size washer-dryer, is it? I think I'm moving into like a mini.

You moving into the Ruoff's home? I didn't even know they made mini washers and dryers. I don't know. Big world. I feel like maybe I. You can wash one shirt at a time. So I. The closing date's July 21st.

And that's a Friday. And so we're. I have the movers coming July 21st. You should leave now. So I got to get out there. I don't know. Brandon, go check it out tomorrow when you get there. Give me your keys. What's the point? i haven't looked at our separate apartments yet but that's way different than a home you're

behind what's the point now it's too late it's too late it's not too late it's too late you were misled it's not too late it's not too late i don't know i just can we see the inspection photo sounds like it's too late it'll cost you some money but you can back out all the way up until signing then where are we gonna i just feel like at this point i gotta just go with it i'm just gonna roll with it and that's life. Just live there for the rest of your life. A 30 year mortgage. I gotta get there before the

movers get there. That's true. The movers are coming July 21st. Do I just get in my car the same time they do and I'm like I'll beat you there and I just beat them there? Yeah, that's what I was gonna do but moving is expensive as fuck. It's very expensive.

I think there's a law that you can only drive like 500 miles a day. Okay, so I'll get there. It takes a few days. I'm stressing. I've got to figure out the cat. I'm not trusting an airline putting spork underneath. My thought process was my kids just got out of school here, but they've got to go to school in mid-August,

so I'm getting them out there now so we can have a summer. Totally. Is that okay? That's going to take a three-month break. I'm not taking a three-month break. You'll be there with them for a very long time. School starts out there in six weeks. No, it doesn't.

That's a lie. That's a lie. They don't start school in August. What do y'all think that is? That's seven weeks from right now a lie. They don't start school in August. When do y'all think that is? That's seven weeks from right now. Well, six isn't seven. Six and seven are almost the same thing. Yeah, it starts in four weeks.

School starts in seven weeks. Isn't that like two months? You got to get out there to do some back-to-school shopping. Two months. School starts in seven weeks. That is insane. I'd be so depressed to hear that if I was a student. They don't get much time off.

They've been off for longer. So their school ended a few weeks ago. They get out like three weeks before Jersey gets out. So that's three weeks my kids aren't going to get a summer. Correct. What? So you've got to get it for them. Correct. This ain't about me, guys. This is bigger than me.

Who do you want to sit in your seat while you're gone? You know who else is bigger than you? Manu Ginobili. Did you see how small he looked in that photo? They're about the same size. I examined that photo. You are the least talkative in the Yak chat, and you started the conversation. I spent so much time on that photo, and I think you guys would look terrible.

I would look just goofy. You'd look like— It wouldn't look like real. You'd look like Shaq's girlfriend. You guys would look tiny, and that would destroy you. Well, kind of. Pull it up. First of all, I don't think Manny is bigger than me.

What's he, 6'5"? 6'5". 6'6". Oh, is he? 6'6". I could go up next to a 6'6 guy, no problem. David Robinson was the shocking one. He is seven feet tall, and he looks small.

7'1". That picture made me realize it's tough. All these dudes are multi-multi-millionaires. Robinson was the shocking one. He is seven feet tall. And he looks long. Seven one. Yeah. That picture made me realize it's tough. Like, all these dudes are multi-multi-millionaires, and none of them even really look that good. Oh. Well, I didn't like Duncan's shoes. Well, he doesn't have any steez.

That's his thing. I didn't know Tim Duncan had dreadlocks. I didn't know that either. I thought that was Patty Mills. These guys. You're saying these guys are bad looking? Compared to Victor Wimpy Yana is 7'5".

David Robinson who's in the very middle is 7'1". Ginobili is 6'6". Jesus. Wow, you'd look like a manhole cover. I know.

I thought about that. Can someone superimpose the real life heights of us onto there? Please. Also, the smaller guys are in the very back. Look at their stagger of their feet. So they're also further back.

We were just talking about how 6'6", you guys were saying it's too tall. It's too tall. Yeah. I think 6'6 is the limit of 2. I think 6'6 is fine. I think 6'5. 6'5 is the limit. You're hitting your head on door frames.

6'5 is the limit. Yeah, I guess. What? What's that meaningful look, Roan? Everyone was saying what their height was, and I was looking to Sass. I thought he was about to say his. What's the average height of a parking garage? Are those like 6'9"?

6'10". 7? 7? I feel like they all vary so much. I've been in some teeny ones. Nashua. 6'10". 7? 7. I feel like they all vary so much. I've been in some teeny ones. Yeah. Nashua. 6'5".

I mean, cars shouldn't be taller than people. Oh. Do they? Because you have a tiny penis. Then you need the big daddy. Oh, man. I have an above average penis. That's what I said.

What kind of cars are you guys all going to drive in Illinois, Brandon? I'm going to get a Jeep. We know you're going to get a Jeep. Did I already say that? I thought you did. Or maybe you didn't. What kind? Cherokee.

Oh, Wrangler. Wrangler. Wrangler. Uncomfortable car. You've been in a Jeep Wrangler? Oh, yeah. I've owned several. Seats are like fucking wooden planks.

No, they're not. They're great. You can hose them down and stuff. Isn't that a modern Jeep Wrangler? That hurts after long drives. Yeah. I don't know what I'm going to get. Good luck with that commuting, that thing.

You're going to be extra tired like a Jeep Wrangler. Oh, God damn. Oh, God damn. A-B. You have to get a Tesla, Brandon. I'm not getting a car. I don't think I'll need one. I'm not going to let you.

You're the worst driver in the world. Why would I need one? Yeah, he drove me around wheeling once. He was like, just want to let you know I'm not good with nighttime driving or turns. And he was right. We went on the windiest road at night. Couldn't you be bad at turns?

So bad. No, like actually turning on roads. Yeah, but how does that manifest? Where's the dysfunction? You're slow. You slide out of the... When to turn.

There's depth perception. So you're going over the line instead. You'll be halfway through and realize you've got to cut it harder. Yeah. You hit rumble strips a lot. I'm perfect on an interstate. Oh, highways, you're fine, yeah. So when are we done with this show?

We had a meeting about it, and we came to no conclusion. We haven't decided anything. We've had like five meetings. I think we just have to wait until we're not invited to a backyard game. Yeah. And you go the following week.

And then you leave, yeah. So Brandon, you leave tomorrow. Big Cat leaves what, two weeks? I don't know when Big Cat leaves. I want to say Big Cat leaves at the end of July or the mid-July. That's one week from now. We have next week all off. We'll have the meeting now, so we call Big Cat

and have the meeting now. I would like to know. I thought the plan was we're allowed to... Yeah, fuck it. We're going to do like a two-week yak hiatus or a one-week yak hiatus. TJ, can you call Big Cat? We've got to figure it out.

Me and Sass are gonna play this bitch like the band of the Titanic. We're gonna go until it dips into the ocean and then when it pops back up it's gonna be in Chicago. We're gonna hold it down for like two weeks and we're gonna tank the show. Lose all of your guys' sponsors.

We're gonna pull out our penises and get tons of DMCA strikes. Say crazy shit. We're just going to play copyrighted shit. Don't do that. We're going to watch full movies. Does Big Cat know it's your last day? No, he doesn't. No one knew. No one knew.

I texted him the other day. I said, I'm leaving Tuesday. When was the other day? Friday or Saturday? I told him. Texted it from the boat. No, I texted him and said, hey, i'm leaving tuesday what day was it i mean days or well no because i mean was it a day where we were all doing something yeah were we busy were we not i might have been going through some things that day i don't know i i just i don't know when maybe you got to get a car what do you mean you're not going to get a car how are you going to get to the office? I live adjacent to the office.

You're going to live in an apartment. Right next to the office. Yeah, but what about the places you want to go? I'm sure I'll be able to walk to get all my necessities. It's going to be cold as fuck in the wintertime. I'll Uber to the Banya, and that's the only places I'll need to go. You're not going to fucking Uber to the Banya. Yeah, I am.

I Uber a lot. That's also my garage, I think, is too small for a car. I'm not kidding. You've got to go look at your house. I'm not kidding. If I showed you a photo, you'd be like, that? These people that live there now, it turns out they don't use it for parking because it's so small they use it for. So that's not a garage.

They park on the street. That's not a garage. That's a shed. You have a shed. I'm in trouble. Is there a shed parking like that? I think I'm going to bike to work is my garage. I park on the street. That's not a garage. That's a shed. You have a shed. I'm in trouble. Is that how you park like that? I think I'm going to bike to work is my plan. I hope.

Yeah, that'll last for like a week. There's a nice season. You've got to go see that house. When you get out there, you're going to be eight months pregnant. I won't ever walk again. I'm going to be the guy who really tolerates the winter. Shorts and shit? Yeah, like overly tolerates it, just to prove a point.

The winter there is not even that bad. It's not much worse than New York. What are you talking about? It isn't. Yeah, it is. No, it's not. I heard it's just that it drags on longer. It's so cold, it drags on so long, and you're on the lake. Dude, why wouldn't you tell me this

before I decided to move? I'm not breaking the news no geography why would he have to tell you that right he had like the polar vortex and once now everyone thinks that chicago is the coldest place on earth that affect food delivery yes hell that's gonna fuck up food delivery the bikes and the uber eats freeze up yeah wheels they use bikes out there it's really not that much colder than New York. I feel like it is. I know it's not. I think you're lying.

Bro, I did a winter there. I will say driving is so much easier there. So much easier. Yes. It felt like a treat. Yes. Less stress. Like the suburbs, yeah.

Stop and go. I might go with them. What you should be worried about is getting murdered. People have jumped the shark on suburbia hate. What do you mean? It's getting ridiculous. It's a lot of like Reddit peopleia hate. What do you mean? It's getting ridiculous. It's a lot of Reddit people. They think American suburbs are the worst place in the world.

They're like, you have to drive to the grocery store. Pretty nice to be able to do that. I love driving. JQ up the last two keys of the xylophone. You're getting his steps? His gait? Shortest gait, dude. you're getting his steps his gate shortest gate dude ready go that pendulum doesn't go past center you guys should be worried about getting shot in the head that'll be as soon as i sign my lease all my Twitter algorithms is just people getting murdered

in Chicago that's the big issue we're dodging bullets out there I don't go out after 8pm anymore so I feel okay they come to you

8pm they start at fucking noon right in early they get a cup of coffee and they go and they start blasting morning bullet

wouldn't hurt nearly as bad. Hell no. Morning bullet would be so much worse. Hell no. It would be so much better. It would be so much more tolerable to get shot in the morning. I so much rather get shot on my way to work. It would almost not even be gruesome.

I feel like you have to decide if you want to go to work or not if you get shot in the morning. It wouldn't hurt nearly as bad as at night. Dark? Getting shot at night? Getting shot in the dark would be the worst. It's scary, too. Going home to watch some fucking Netflix and you just get shot?

The only thing about getting shot in the day is you see all that blood. In the night, you're like, am I bleeding? Is it bad? In the daytime, it's vivid. Yeah, the morning would be worse. I don't know. You're right. I just have to play a little bit of Devil's Advo. I don't know. You're right. I just had to play a little bit of Devil's Advo.

I don't know. Because Brandon wouldn't argue with you. Checked out. He's done. Yeah, Brent, he's done. Oh, yeah, he's on fucking vacation. He's playing the ukulele. He's day one into his three-month vacation.

Hey, what's the male-female ratio going to be at the Chicago office? Because right now they have one woman. I just thought about that. You're about to be the second woman? I haven't asked, but I'll be as good if you're listening. We also have to put a pump room in that new office. Yeah, Brandon, you might lose the studio.

So the current office only has one total woman. Yes. Two. Is it Megan and Hannah? Oh, Megan's moving. Oh, Megan Make-A-Money's moving. That's right. Is it Mad Dog moving for Macro Dose?

Yes. Mad Dog. Okay. Mad Dog, Megan Make-A-Money, Hannah. Sidney Wells. Oh, Sidney. Oh, it's crawling with ladies. Yeah, we'll be around.

Be around. Hannah at the point guard. This office won't have women. Right. We're taking all the... No, we're going to have all the upstairs people. Yeah, upstairs't have women. Right, we're taking all the... No, we're going to have all the upstairs people. Upstairs is mostly women. The mean girls don't come into the office.

Neither do these dudes. Chase, spill, dude. Two days of fucking partying at the new Barstool Bar. What did you do besides chatter and gossip? What else happened? Not that much. I went to get some barbecue. I got some tasty candy apples.

What? What was better, the barbecue or the candy apple? Is that a Nashville thing? It's the ninth most famous. We're asking about pussy and drugs. Yeah. What was going on at the bar?

What type of clientele came through? Any big names? There was a guy that looked just like me, but way fatter. Like a lot fatter. So an Asian guy. I saw that tweet and I went to like it and I was like, no, I'm not going to like it. No, but he looked just like me. I didn like, no, I'm not going to like it. No, but I didn't really know how to open up a conversation.

Is that Big Cat live? Hey, guys. Can you hear me? Yeah, Big Cat. Brandon's moving tomorrow, so we're trying to figure out the fate of the show. What do you mean? Are we continuing or is this everyone's last night? Yeah, I'm not moving until the end of July. What is he, like the sixth member of this show?

True. Who's seventh? Me. There wasn't one time. I lost you for seventh. What did you say? Now, Brandon, has he always planned on going tomorrow? I don't know.

He kind of was like, I think I'm going to move, and then I think I'm going to move. And then yesterday he was like, Hey, I'm moving tomorrow. So I was like, okay, I've been planning this for a while. I told you, I've been told, telling you all I was leaving by July 1st. Yeah, no, listen, I'm, I'm not leaving till July 23rd. So we're, we'll do as usual. Then I have grit week, the first week of August. I think sometime mid August is when we'll make the transition. I can come back and do as usual. Then I have Grit Week the first week of August. I think sometime mid-August is when we'll

make the transition. I can come back and do the show. You're not coming back. What are you guys doing? I missed you guys. I got you a Red Bull today and then I came in and you weren't here. Yeah, I'm golfing all week. I don't really

like golf. How are you hitting them? I haven't started yet um is it hot out there oh it's hot you would have you'd have a migraine stepping outside the door so it looks beautiful in the reflection of your sunglasses though that's a picture oh my god we got a whole whole crew here um yeah i guess pinehurst is supposed to be a really good golf course. You going to cry when you leave? No, I don't think I'm going to cry when I leave. I did have – my son's birthday was yesterday.

It was like a joint birthday with his best friend, and the dad of the best friend is like a huge golf fan. He like travels everywhere. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to Pinehurst for four days. He's like, what? I was like, I don't even want to go. And he got so mad at me. But yeah, I'm here.

I'm here in Pinehurst. I miss you guys. I'll be back Friday. What are you guys doing? What are you guys yakking about? Brandon. He's such an important part of the show. We want him on.

He's a lot of the talking points. Yes. Wasn't really that important last week. He's upset about the roof ball. No one mentioned that we wanted him there while we were playing. One of you could have said Brandon Walsh. Shout out, Brandon. Nothing.

So are you going to get like a pay freeze while you're out there not working? No, I'm going to go to the Chicago office and do my shows. I'll figure that out right now. Good point, Seth. Yeah, I'm thinking at least like a two-month freeze. Yeah, he shouldn't get paid. So nothing of your day-to-day is changing when you go out there? No, not really.

What about the two shows that you do daily? I'm not going to be on Pick Central anymore. What? Live look at Francis putting on sunscreen like a pussy. You were right. Wow, yeah on sunscreen like a pussy. You were right. Wow, yeah, that was a lot. I'm going to clog my pores and I'm going to have bad breakouts. Yeah, that's not face sunscreen.

That's body. He's going to be grieving. We drove from Raleigh Airport to Pinehurst. It's like an hour and a half drive. It was me, PFT, Hank, and Francis. And he only had like three or four times where we all, me, PFD, and Hank were like, what are you talking about, dude? What was he talking about? We were talking about like economic reform and shit, and we're like,

okay, that's not really true. What were you talking about then? Yeah, it's kind of true. All right, well, I missed you guys. Yeah, I was going to give a speech when I got back, but yeah, Yak fans are going to complain about the transition in the next month and a half. We'll figure it out. Me and Sass are riding until the wheels fall off.

We got it. That's right, yeah. There'll be some time when I move and then you guys will do it for a couple weeks, but everything will work out. Everyone's going to be very anxious and upset, and they're going to think in the moment everything's ending and just trust the process. Right, Rome? Trust the process.

Trust the fucking process. It leads to championships. People thought that for the YouTube move, too. Yeah, they did. That's a good point. Look, here we got Trent. No, I don't want to see Trent. Trent's about to hit off the tee. We've seen him a million times. Remember when you duffed that one for 90? Go ahead, shoot. For the people, you're live off the tee. We've seen it a million times. Remember when you duffed that one for 90?

Go ahead, shoot. For the people, you're live on the yak. Here he goes, Trent. Wait, hold on one sec. Oh, my God. He crushed it. Holy fuck, what a bastard. He hit that like he does it

every single day. Alright, I'll see you guys on Friday, okay? Oh, shit. There he goes. Holy fuck. What a bastard. He hit that like he does it every single day. All right. I'll see you guys. I'll see you guys on Friday, okay? Yep. Be a big cat. We'll talk then. Yeah, that looks fun.

Yeah, that looks fun as hell. What the hell is that? That's apparently just this big golf thing they're doing. What is that? What the hell is that? That's a big golf thing they're doing. All the cool kids are there. Yeah.

Rico. I didn't even hear wind of that, of course. No. Me and Francis have our show this week at the stand, and he's not going kids were there. Yeah. Rico. I didn't even hear a wind of that, of course. Me and Francis have our show this week at the stand, and he's not going to be there. Damn. It's just going to be. I declined the invite I didn't get because of the migraine situation. What invite? They know of your medical history.

Yeah, you guys are starting like an official official. Before it was like at a bar, and now it's at the stand. Oh, no. There's like multiple different things. Okay. That's not. Me and our thing is completely separate. Oh, I thought that's the night show.

What? What's the Tuesday night show you do? That's with me and Colm. Colm Terrell. Yeah? It's a free show. Shows with everybody? That's your relapse show, isn't it?

Is that when you fall off the wagon? Oh, yeah. Yeah. But, no, that's like a new material night at a bar. How many sets do you think you've done total now? Oh, I have no idea. Thousands? You think in the thousands?

No. How long have you been doing this? Probably 1,000. Seems like you're doing it all the time. Because you do multiple shows a night, though. It's not like you're just doing one all the time. Yeah, I mean, it depends on the week. Some weeks I'll have like 15 shows more. That's the most you've done in a day.

Probably five or six. That's insane. You've done six shows in a day? Yeah, but it's just 15-minute shows. Still. Do you ever change stuff, or you just say the same thing every single time? No, those ones I try and do. If you have a new joke and you know you have six shows, by the end of the sixth show, the new joke is good to go.

How often are you adding a new joke? Unless it's not funny. Or it's bad. Yeah, and then you're like, okay, I know that one's not going to work. Scratch it from the list. How often do you add? Four or five shows really get fucked if it's a bad joke. No, one joke doesn't ruin a show.

What? These guys are trying to tell you about... Has doing all this, has it improved other areas of your life? Socially, like... I don't know. Okay. I mean, I enjoy it. Are you better at...

Are you getting better at, like, talking to people after the show? Oh, no. Worse. Way worse. You went on Matt and Shane's podcast this past week and they said that you were holding court in the green room. That's not true. You were like, no one else wanted to talk, so I was talking.

Yeah, it has. I've noticed it. That's because when Shane's in the green room, they all shrivel up. Scared. Yeah. So I was just having a conversation, but everyone was listening. It's either that or sit in silence.

What were you talking about? Everything. Fuck yeah. Sounds like Francis on that car ride down to Pinehurst that we all know so well. Did you see Robert Kennedy Jr.? Yeah. What's going on there? Why are people acting like what he did was impressive?

I just saw his body, and I secured my vote. Why did he only do nine push-ups? It was his burnout set. It was the end of his set. Oh, okay. That would make more sense. If people were like, dude, nine push-ups for a 70-year-old is extremely impressive. Is he 70?

60. I mean, his lats showed that he could do more than nine push-ups. Yeah. His lats went down to his ass. He does look incredible. He's got to be on steroids, though, right? Right. Yes, definitely.

And testosterone. That's fine, right? Yes, that's fine. Once you become a president, they probably put you on some crazy shit anyway. Look at that ball. Oh, my God. Look good, shirtless in jeans. I will vote for him blind just based on this.

It had to have been at the end of the whole workout. Yeah, and he's already doing one chest. You don't like his load on that? It's a pathetic load. But no, if this was the end of the set, it makes sense, and it seems like it was. I didn't understand people acting like this was his first set and then being like, this is mind-blowing how impressive it is. I don't understand people being like acting like this was his first set and then being like this is mind blowing how impressive it is.

I don't get the jeans though still. Yeah. If it's just doing a full set. You probably didn't even expect to. Yeah.

He probably was just having a leisurely day on Venice Beach and they're like come get a pump outside. Those are very low rise jeans. Very far below

the belly button. Yeah. Even if that's a burnout. He's 70. He's 70, but he's on steroids. It's more of the body. Look at his body. What the hell is out? How did he up holding that?

Are those muscles just fake? It could be. Like a Turkish dude who just injects water into their bicep? Do people move to Venice Beach to bodybuild or does Venice Beach just have an overwhelming number of bodybuilders because it's always in the sun? I think they're called there by a higher up. By a higher power.

But I don't think that there's more bodybuilders there than any other place. I think that they're just rocking more. It was the Mecca of bodybuilding. There's multiple outdoor gyms on the boardwalk, I think. Would having a rock and bod help you politically? Do you think debates will be intimidating? Is he gay?

What? Fuck no. Look at that. How could that guy be gay? He'd look like a gay couple. He's probably a little gay. They look like they both pound each other's asses. They look like the most gay couple. Like aggressive. Like homophobic sex. Yes.

Does he shave his body? To care that much about your body, you have to be slightly gay. Oh, yeah. They would have been a hit at Pat's party that he was having at Pride. Would have fit in well there. Fit in well in a lot of places. That's good form. Yeah, but have fit in well there. Fit in well in a lot of places. Like, that's good form. Yeah, but he only does nine.

I feel like if that was my dad, I'd be like, Dad, stop. That's weird. He should have just done five. All right. I don't know. Yeah, he weirds me out. I didn't, Chet Hanks was on the Eric Andre show. Oh, really?

How'd it go? I heard he alpha'd him, kind of. Chet alpha'd Eric Andre the Eric Andre show Oh really? How'd it go? I heard he alpha'd him kind of Chet alpha'd Eric Andre? I heard How so? I didn't see it so I don't know But you read the headline Chet's undefeated

They tried to kill my wife You ever seen Chet Hanks doing that? No Oh it's unreal It's damn good. It's almost as good as a sweet, delicious high-noon tequila seltzer. I was having them all week. Stephen Che, was I not?

Stephen Che, did we not share some high-noon tequila seltzers? We did. They were delicious. Always are. It was incredible. The way that they got that liquor license at the last hour so we could enjoy beautiful, delicious, 100-calorie, gluten-free, malt-free, absolutely delicious high noons was the most clutch part about that weekend. Absolutely fantastic. I would say give me whatever flavor you want because they all taste so darn good. I was leading off with a strawberry, but it only got better from there.

We jumped over to the lime. We had some passion fruit, and I really came around on that grapefruit. It's one of my faves right now. High Noon Tequila Seltzer. Awesome outdoors. Awesome at the bar. It's heating up. Still pride.

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Yeah, it's not bad. Not as bad as you think. It's a long way, but I don't have to get on the highway that is currently under construction. What are you going to listen to? I think some 90s on 9, 80s on 8, pretty much my normal. Yeah, I have a 5 station rotation. I just listen to the Joe Dirt soundtrack. Joded soundtrack.

On cassette? Whatever car you're driving. I feel like having those be your stations, Brandon, kind of limits you because you're never hearing anything new. I don't want to. I stopped hearing new things in 2005. What was the last new song you heard? Are You Gonna Be

My Girl by Jet. That was the last new song. No, that's not true. You hear that and you're like, yeah, alright, that's it. That's it, I'm done. Forever. Because that was in video games, so what about in the new video games you play? I don't pay attention to the songs anymore. You don't pay attention to a

song. You don't really have to pay attention. The only game I'm playing right now is PGA Tour 2K23. It doesn't have music. It's like Castellani saying he's never heard Stairway to Heaven. It just has a score. How would he know? How would he know if he's never heard it? Oh, yeah.

He doesn't know how it goes. He could have heard it and not asked. Everyone has heard Stairway to Heaven. They have. Do y'all not have a small rotation of radio that you listen to? No, because we all... Radio? No one listens to radio.

Not radio, or just sound, music, sounds. Yeah, I download probably about 20 new songs. I have over 1,000 songs in my library on Spotify, and I just shuffle them. Yeah. What's your last downloaded song, KB? I've been removing songs off my liked songs. I never did that before. I had to remove some.

Do you group them in playlists or you just have the whole thousand at play at all times? I don't group in a playlist. I have playlists but no I don't. I just shuffle them all. I probably make a playlist per weekend. See that's the problem. What's your last downloaded song?

A Need To by Pine Grove. You made that up. Is that like the new dance? That's what it is? Do the dance. I think I said I tried to do it. I failed. Is that the dance?

It's pretty good. I can't do it. Great. Roan, what's your last save song? Kate? I just downloaded one yesterday from TikTok that I liked, which is sad. It's a good way to discover music.

Flying a boss you wish. Ladies, you're crushing it. What's what? Jet, are you going to be my girl? That whole CD was good. The band should have been bigger. What's it called? Make Yourself?

No. Get Born. Born. Who was Make Yourself? Incubus. I don't know. Was that Incubus? That whole Jet CD was incredible.

Most of it was sad. Fizzled out. A song called Doc Wyler by Alex Bannon. What genre is that? Kind of like dance. I don't know. I like a cool beat. Bro, you definitely have like 10,000 songs downloaded.

Old Hard Bitch was good. But I download whole albums. I also don't like just throwing everything on shuffle because I'm very like... I want it all to be cohesive. I want the songs to sound similar or be of the same genre or the same artist or have the same mood.

I think I only have one full album downloaded because I don't like listening to full albums. I have Creed's album from 1999 downloaded and that thing you do soundtrack. I have a Bon Iver album. Actually I have Damn by Kendrick Lamar and

Doris, her old sweatshirt. I actually had Creed and Live popping up on my, I don't know if I put them on there as a joke, but I was doing the KB thing where I'm like, I've got to listen to it the whole way through. Live is underrated. I got to tell you, Live is a pretty good album. That one, yeah.

Worst song? Worst famous song is Lightning Crash. No, don't say that. Selling the Drama is their best song. Creed? No. No, Live. Live?

It's like this kind of class. It's the worst band name ever. Yeah, I've never heard of them. Lightning Crashers? How do you search them? You've heard that. Sing it again, Nick. Maybe I have.

I would not know. See, I wouldn't know if I heard it. That's their worst song. Worst famous song. That's the only song that made the radio. The worst popular song is the Ever Clear song. Everlast. What I Got.

Then you really might know what it's like. Yeah, I hate that song. Oh, I know that. That live song is the only one to make the radio where there's a line in it. The placenta falls to the floor. I bet you fucking love it. That is that? Yeah, the majority of that song is dog shit.

Yeah, goddamn. What? Don't just fall to the floor. Isn't it about the mom dying in China? Old mother dies. Yeah, it's the whole thing. Listen to it live at Woodstock, 99. Phenomenal.

That's why Pat kept playing it yesterday. Did y'all get that situation fixed the bed situation muddy yeah i came home from the delaware river full day on the delaware river he's red as a lobster greased up sweaty what's he doing uh tubing we he has a friend who's like summers on the who's from texas who comes up to summer on the delaware i've never heard of anyone doing that neither a tourist what do you what do people do is there beaches this guy and his whole family have compact like a compound they have like five houses on the delaware river are they literally right on the water yes and they all come in and they

summer there and we i got on like a 1970s pontoon boat me and cash went too and it's it's it's great it's like right up our alley but it's like it's not sand it's not like a beach it's like the delaware river it's rocks yeah it's yeah it's gross it's a little gross and we got home and he was like in it he was in the river and on the beach and like playing and we get home and he i don't i didn't make the bed so it was like my sheets open and he just gets home he like strips down and he plops onto my side of the bed and i was like no no no no get up and he was like you're being crazy right now and i was like no i said it's annoying when couples take things online and i was like i need you to see that you're what's he dry crazy he dried he's

he was dry but like beave dry like he had like a like a like a slick to him that's normal soaked is sopping he's still dripping off the end of his nose yes he's like a sweaty guy i just and he like could not believe that he thought i was like being crazy and i was like i'm telling you any i always have to tell him that like any normal woman in the situations we find ourselves in would i just need like other normal women like a chorus of them to tell him like i don't know he's like in bachelor mode he's like i can't think that he could get an army of men to agree with him? You think if he tweeted it out being like, I just sat down on my bed and the wife is telling me to do this,

do you think that there would be an equal and opposite? Or do you think that it was pretty caucasus? This one's a tough sell. He was thinking about his bed. When he got in the car, he was thinking about getting in the bed. Yes. And you're trying to take that away from him. Don't.

Don't. Trying to take that away from him. Don't side with him. You were probably in the car for three hours. No. It was an hour. An hour? I got him McDonald's on the way home.

He was fine. Oh, he's lethargic because of the McDonald's. Did he not get the toy he wanted? He got the Grimace meal. He was fine. He was fine. So what would have been proper protocol in that situation? He stripped down completely.

I thought he was getting in the shower so shower first and then he took a right turn instead would you prefer him go to the shower shower not really dry off and then get in the bed wet if if he even went to his side of the bed i wouldn't have cared it's that he saw my side most people it's a no even for men but i think he has set the standards hygienically early where that would have been fine compared to past things he's done. You're right. He has set a tone that sometimes you got to do is lower.

He has said you got to lower the bar. Yes. That is so like when he hits the toilet I'm like hooray. Good for you. Reinforcement. Yeah. So that's amazing. Anyway, it was quite the big one.

But it made me feel good. There was a lot of responses of guys being like, I'm a little bit of a dirtbag, and I think I should have just gotten a shower. It made me feel better. River water is gross, and it sticks to you. Well, my son was, like, chugging it. He, like, kept putting his feet.

He's going to be an athlete. Yeah, he was. And I keep waiting for daycare to call and be like, you've got to come pick your kid up. He's, like, projectile. He's going to be an athlete. And I keep waiting for daycare to call and be like, you got to come pick your kid up. He's like projectile. He's going to be, yes. Irying. Chugging river water.

That's got to be great. That's a sign of an athlete. I think so. It's like something a high school football coach would say. Like a nose guard. He eats dirt and chugs river water. They had three dogs and the dogs were like lapping it up. And so he was like, he was like doing the same thing they were.

Oh, yes. That sounds like an incredible day at the at the river and you were at the beach all week tell us about the beach i know it rained the whole time nothing to say it was nice like the first two days and then did you guys see the house that we were in it was we it was we it was we it's a trailer on stilts over the bay. Really? It's like a trailer. Where? What street? Sea Isle City behind the park. Oh, nice. Behind the Acme.

Yeah, yeah. So all the boats go by and they're like, look at your tiny house. Everyone makes fun of our house. But at least you have a bay. It's not ours. We just rent it. Oh, it's great. You wave into the boats or what?

Oh, yeah. Big time. Yeah, I wave to every one of them. Are there sharks in the bay? People say, but our neighbor, he lives there full time, and he was just putting on a Speedo, diving across, and barefooting around in the bay for clams and shit. I feel like you could do that.

It's actually one of my favorite body sensations is walking in the sand of the bay over there because it's so like you like that you sink in so much it feels so cool you know what i'm talking about it's incredible it's a great body i'm sending this garage photo to the yak group chat hey that's a pantry i know i know what do we got what do we got coming you got she sent me a picture of her garage send it to the on the facetime when i bought the house, it seemed normal sized. And then there's things I'm looking at now. What car would fit in there?

I have a midsize SUV. That's the garage? Hey, a bike is taking up all of it. Bicycle. The more photos I see of it regular, the more I'm like, oh, no. Uh-oh. Those boxes are taking up 10% of the place. I don't know. Can you park on the street?

Is it possible to park on the street? Or would it take a long time to find street parking every night? It seems like that person's place is just messy, though. You could fit a car in there easily. I think if you moved everything out. She's a woman. She's going to have to drive it in there. Yeah, but I'll get one of those tennis balls on the string to let me know when to stop.

I think that's fine. woman. She's going to have to drive it in there. Yeah, but I'll get one of those tennis balls on the string to let me know when to stop. I think that's fun. It's doable. That's tight. How do you think? Take out the shelves on the right. I don't know what the size of a car would be in this. It's just a shame that you can't go out there six months early to clean it up. Or now. Look at it. That's what he's saying.

I like how you're going out six months early. Hi, Erica. Erica, but I'm sorry. Hi, Erica. Erica, no? Huh? You're taking the next couple months off? I don't really talk to her. Let's get her in there. Ever since a certain show got canceled, me and Erica don't talk a lot.

I sent her an email this morning. Really? Why? Two. I was just giving her some pointers. I sent it to her. Let's get it going. Let's have a good week.

Every Monday you do it. Why are you so upset about it? Because you're leaving and you were mean to him when he brought it up. He was genuinely like, you hurt him. Because you bullied me. I've never bullied you. I'm probably going to go home and cry. Well, I apologize. I should

have told you before. Yeah, I would have appreciated it. I told Big Cat. I told Nick. You knew. I didn't believe it. You knew, I would have appreciated it. I told Big Cat. I told Nick. I'll see you in October. Nick, you knew. I didn't believe it. Nick, you knew. I certainly didn't believe it. I forgot. Yeah, Brandon, so I'll see you. I won't see you until October. Why October? Because I'm going to Zanies.

Yeah, Zanies in October. He's assuming you're going to go see him. Oh, I'm going to go the whole week. No 12-hour stream. No case race. I texted the group last night. I said, when are we doing No 12-hour stream. No case race. I texted the group last night and said, when are we doing the 12-hour stream? You are leaving tomorrow.

Unless we do it today. I'll come back. We don't want you back. Yes, you do. A 12-hour stream is supposed to be a surprise. If you come back, we're going to know when. Nobody knows. I can come back for anything.

But we don't want you back. Once you're gone, you're gone. Are you going to be okay? We'll see. You never know. You would have stacked so many Sporkle dubs the past week. Oh, yeah. I don't have Sporkle.

And think about all the Sporkle dubs you're not going to be able to stack. That's a New York thing. We're going to be playing Sporkle here. I've been – Sporkle's kind of... It's like the sports book. You have to confirm your location before you log in. That's kind of an individual thing for me. I like to Sporkle myself. I like to get

alone in a room and Sporkle myself. We divvied up what stays in New York, what goes to Chicago. You get Big Cat, the IP, and the channel. They get Sporkle. You get the wheel, too. You guys get it. No, you can have the wheel.

Just the wet sliver. We'll do it every single day. Jay, should we go ahead and do that? It's a promise. Oh, there goes Manoli. So you're going to be going into the office with who's there? All the Chicago guys. Megan's already there. Sully?

I guess Sully's there, yeah. You guys are going to put out such good content. I'm going to build a good – I should have done this in Jersey, but I'm going to build a good studio at home where I can do a lot of stuff from home. Okay. So why are you moving to chicago you're living three hours away from the office living an hour and 15 away studio at home hour and 15 and that is a good commute i'm taking an hour 15 minute drive every day to get there that's what your commute is to like to now yes yeah so it's not a big deal. And I'm moving there. I'm starting a new show with Titus in the mornings.

I'm going to be on the Yak, and I'm going to be doing on this air reference. Is it a live show? What's your Titus show called? I don't want to release a name yet. We're doing a morning show out here, too. That's funny. We are not. Yeah, we are, from 9 to 11.

What time is yours? Well, I know that Sass isn't getting here by 9 o'clock every day. He's going to do it from home in his studio that he's building. You could have said 11. I got to fix my sleep schedule. I went to bed at like 5 a.m. Jesus, Sass. Me too.

Why? Studying. Studying what? 9-11. Oh, really? That's why our show is from 9 to 11. I was researching everything. Yeah, that'll keep you up. The CIA, they could have done more to stop it.

I'm watching this show called The Looming Tower. It's phenomenal. What is it? It's about the lead up to 9-11 and the feud between the CIA and the FBI and how they were withholding information from each other. They were both deciding which one of them could do it. Yeah.

Which one of us gets to do it. Did we know it was about to happen at some point? Did we know that they were about to launch a big attack like that? I think something like that. Didn't the law didn't say we have planes? Wasn't that the famous line? They had pretty good intel that they were working on something. Yeah. They had pretty good intel that they were working on something. They did the three warnings, which I guess is what they do to, I guess that's what the Muslim people do to snakes.

If a snake comes into your house, they give it three warnings. Then it comes back, it's the devil, and they kill it. Why don't they just kill it the first time? What three warnings did they give? I don't want them to. Kate, did you already? Sorry. You go ahead.

I think I'd rather it be the devil than a snake. You'd rather it be the devil? Yeah. There's a reason with the devil. I don't know what the three warnings were. They just kept on saying, like, we're going to attack America. And then they finally...

And then they blew up the embassy in Kenya. Right? Something like that. In, like, 19... I don't know. Yemen? Was Yemen related? It's like you boys need to do your research.

That's what I'm saying. School us. School us on this shit. I don't know. Yemen? Was Yemen related? It's like you boys need to do your research. That's what I'm saying. School us. School us on this shit. I don't know. I'm only six episodes in. I started it yesterday. Watched it for six hours. I like that we're asking Sass and not Kate, too.

I know. That's what I was thinking the whole time. Kate, who has a podcast about this. We're asking Sass. Sass, what happened? What happened before 9-11? I don't necessarily want right answers. I'm giving you the facts.

And then I went to bed, and then I went into my bed, and I read about it for another hour. And I looked up, and I was like, holy fuck. It is late. It's early. I was knee-deep in those replies at about 2 or 3 a.m. I know you were. Those will keep you up.

Is there one that's particularly stuck in your crawl? No. I just couldn't sleep. I'm stressed out about the move, so I was up until 5 a.m. You're excited. I'm excited. What's stressing you? You have those pre-vacation jitters.

Yeah. That's exactly what I have. Hope everything goes right. I'm ready to go. You don't want it to rain. Yeah, yeah. You're moving yourself. There probably will be rain among the three months that you're going to be on vacation.

Statistically, it has to be. Okay. If these guys are coming out in August, and I'm getting there July 1st, that's a month. It's one month. What do you mean you're getting there July 1st? You're going tomorrow. You just lied to us. July 1st is Saturday.

Okay. But you're going tomorrow. I'm not going to get there. I'm going to split it up. I'm going to drive six hours. Is your family flying? You're only driving six hours a day? He's lying. That's not the winning spirit. It's a 12-hour drive. That's half

and half. Do the 12 hours in one day. When you drive to Mississippi, you knock it out. If I were going by myself, I would. My wife will be following me in our brand new Mercedes Benz. With all the kids. With all the kids, yeah. We'll have to stop and eat and pee and all these things.

I got one that has a broken collarbone right now. There's a lot of shit going on in the Walker house, all right? While y'all were dicking around playing roof ball, I was living a life. You were looking at your Twitter replies while your kid was in agony. What were you doing when he did that? I was flying back from Chicago. So I wasn't there. You're a road warrior.

He jumped off a fence. That'll do it. Was he clinging to the fence or he was standing on it? No, he jumped off the fence and tried to do a military roll and he shorted it. And it wasn't Tommy? No. Was it Tommy? Oh, the seven-year-old is much, much worse.

What? For everything I show y'all with little kids, I got two others that are real sons of bitches. They get into it. Really? Well, the ten-year-old is very responsible. And he's been helping me move. He's been doing my move.

He moved me. But the 7-year-old's doing... Barrel rolls. Mando stuff? Yeah. He's kind of awesome. He's probably training

for Chicago. Training for Oblock. Yeah. Big bang. Hey. Now that makes me want to know more about the other ones. I feel like they might need a day on the yak. We'll see if they grow into it.

Tommy's the only one that wants to do this for a living. You think Tommy could come by when me and Sass are just doing the yak? Could you fly him out? I'll fly him out. Do any of them not want to go? Like, is there going to be tears tomorrow? Tommy's got a girlfriend. Tommy's got a girlfriend. Tommy's got a girlfriend.

Tommy announced to me the other day that he's dating somebody. It's the first time he's acknowledged it to me. So I don't know how it's going to go the next couple of days when we leave. Mostly online or? Oh, she, adjoining backyard. Whoa. Oh, that's the dream when you're that age. What does he go climb a ladder and throw pebbles at others?

They have a ladder on our side of the fence. They have a ladder on their side of the fence. No way. And the seven-year-old was climbing the fence when he jumped off the fence to go over there, and he hurt himself. Was he trying to riz up Tommy's girlfriend? Yeah, was he trying to riz up her? What are some other personality traits of the seven-year-old?

I brought him in once. You met him. I don't remember. He's not very verbal. Remember that? I told you he's not very verbal. He doesn't talk much. He doesn't talk well.

So we're working with him. I don't know. His personality is really unfolding right now. Nice. Yeah. That's going to be awesome, the fact that he's learning under Tommy's thumb. He likes coffee?

He likes coffee, yeah. Okay. Coffee and Chick-fil-A. That's cool. Mm-hmm. Regular little boy things. Looks like his old man. Did you tell Chick-fil-A you're moving?

No, but when I ordered today, I was thinking about putting in the notes last day. See what happens. They're going to think there's something wrong. That would sound like a threat for sure. Last day. Yeah, you're right. This is it. New York City Chick-fil-A shut down.

So I'm leaving. There we go. Steven, I hate to put responsibility on you, but maybe like a song for Brandon or something sad. I figured this was coming, so I prepared it. What? Wow. Yay.

In the last 15 minutes. Oh. So no real foresight. We were talking about it. Yes. Okay. Someone responded in the comments, like, make a song. So that's proactive.

All right. Let's guess what this is going to be in the tune of. Brandon Walker so that's proactive alright let's guess what this is going to be in the tune of Brandon Walker BF you will never guess I was going to go with Goodbye

Yellow Brick Road by Elton John fuck that's exactly right goodbye Brandon Walker where are all your songs from like

the 60s and 70s I don't know that's the serious stations that he listens to he's born in the wrong fucking generation

he's a beatnik. He's a hep cat. Brandon Walker, your face is a mess. Brandon Walker, you have a big face. My face actually cleared up, Kate. It did, actually. It really did. Dr. Ned Miller figured it out for me.

What was it? Did y'all see my picture with Dr. Ned Miller? No. Oh. Dr. Ned Miller figured it out for me. What was it? Did y'all see my picture with Dr. Ned Miller? No. Oh. Dr. Ned Miller went live the other day, but he fixed my face. Was it stress or was it like you were having a reaction? No, it was very fungal. Oh, no.

Yeah, it was fungal. That's what's been happening to your face? Yeah, but I fixed it months ago. Y'all haven't even noticed. Look at that. There was Dr. Ned Miller when we were kids. Oh, and he's the one who told you it wasn't. He fixed my face.

What was the cure? Was that your hot period that was my hottest period yes flip-flops that's the flip-flops that's the devil's work that's where that's where i met my wife in that period right there i could see it though look how broad your neck is uh-huh you look like robert f kennedy that's why i can't get skinny because the ears poke. The ears get big if I get skinny again. Do you gain weight in your temples? I don't know. I gain weight everywhere, buddy. The long jeans with the sandals remind me of every church camp I ever had to go to.

I mean, that was just 2006 right there. All the guys with the seashell necklaces and the, yep. Probably listening to Jet. Yeah. Hmm. Where was this picture posted? What do you mean posted? Like, is this in a newspaper or something?

Is that high school? No, my wife or a friend of mine printed it out for us because we were bragging about it. I was 27 years old at the time. Oh, okay. We were playing a wooden bat baseball league. So, Ash, you think you could hit a home run in a wooden bat baseball league, you little bitch? He's five years younger than you were then still.

And he saw that, DM'd you, and was like, by the way, that's fungus on your face, not stress. No, I went down to him when I was in Mississippi in April. You did? I let him look at it. What a relief. Yeah. A cream, in case it ever pops up on any of you. Anti-fungal?

Huh? Anti-fungal? Yeah. I'm not judging. How does fungus get on our fur? And it wasn't even living. It was thriving. It was thriving.

It was doing well. How does that? It was a good thing figured out. Was it your house? It was like a little couch below her? It was like eating for them. They were really happy. Utopia. Here comes the Chick-fil-A.

Like eating the little nugget crumbs every day. You're about to gentrify your neck. I put on some clothes that were worn by somebody that had it. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. Some face clothes? I inherited some clothes. I inherited some clothes.

I used to be poor. What clothes gave you a funk? Was it Toad's balaclava? Let's move on from this topic quickly. This is funny. This is really funny. I have a question. Yeah, I don't know, but I fixed it.

We're good. The face is clear now. But it was a fungus. I mean, it was. So it wasn't from. Hey, Kate, yeah, I got it. Oh, my God. I had a flip.

It was from Mississippi. It wasn't from New Jersey. Yeah. Got it. And stress would bring it out. It would pop out. That makes sense. Sassies have a fungus. It was from Mississippi. It wasn't from New Jersey. Yeah. Got it. And stress would bring it out. It would pop out. That makes sense. Sassus have a fungus.

Oh, yeah. It wasn't a fungus, actually. It arises. It arises, Rosea. But they gave me an antifungal cream, and it made it so much worse instantly. He actually said if this makes it worse, it's not that. Yeah. If it makes it better, it is that.

Oh, it's terrible. They gave me a shampoo. Does that make sense? I washed my whole body with it, and I woke up the next day, and it had tripled everywhere. Exploded. It was the worst. Actually, I don't know why I know this, but I think most of us have fungus on our skin, but it only pops up certain people it just it only it only like really goes to town

under certain circumstances because you're sensitive and delicate i'm just saying everybody's got a little fungus is all i'm saying also i did have like a like a spot on my thigh for like a year and when i used the anti-fungal shampoo, it went away. You guys need to collab on a podcast. Yeah. Barstool Spore. I would, but one of us is leaving, so it kind of... Ah, shit. I'm not really like a Zoom podcast guy. No, it doesn't work that way. No.

I didn't anticipate you being the most hurt one. When does your show start with Titus? Oh, September when we start doing work out there. What are you going to be doing? I'll do a lot of stuff. Nothing. I'll go to Red Rocks. I'll go to, you know, I'll do the College World Series.

I'll do shit like that. Man, that's stressful. That's hard work. Nobody. He's been packing you up all episode. Fifth inning shit. I'm more just annoyed at... I don't know.

Say it. Get it off your chest, bro. Come on, man. I don't have anything to say. I'm speechless. Jay, you have the song? Oh, okay. Yeah.

Get into it. Yes. So it's a song by Jet. Wow. Look at what he's done. Oh, smart, yeah. Yes. So it's a song by Jet. Wow. Look at what he's done. Smart. Callback. Take your dumb chef off the wall if you won't be idiot.

Because you're about to go away like there's nothing left for you to do. I was off camera, so you got it? Oh, look what you've done. You've made more work for everyone. Oh, it seems like such fun just boating on your lake at your new house. Ooh. Give me back my point of view Cause you won't be here To dunk on the dew

I can hardly hear you say anything Because you won't be alive. Oh, whoa. Oh, look what you've done. You've made more work for everyone. Oh, well, it seems like such fun Just boating on your lake at your new house How'd you guys learn it so fast?

That's really all I got. Catchy. Thank you. I'm good, Shay. Hey, I'm good, Shay. Incredible hook. That was a great hook. I thought it was supposed to be a tribute of some sort.

You chastised me. Work for everyone. We're like pallbearers carrying a casket, and one guy just slips away, so we just all have to carry a little bit more casket. Well, I haven't thought about Jet for a long time, so once you said it, I was like, oh. I remember that song.

Wasn't Jet awesome? That song was very good. All of their songs were good. How did you come up with the fact that he's made more work for everyone? Well, he's leaving, so everybody's got to pick up the slack. Oh, look what you've done You've made more work For everyone

Oh it must be fun I feel like you could have said Riding your boat around In the sun Yeah you kind of petered out there In your new house again in your house I'd do this in like

15 minutes oh yeah that would be great if I run fun with the sun like your new front lawn something like that you could try it again that hook is

so good should we run it back? you gotta fix that in a second you wanna play a sporkle and then run it back, Jay? Oh, look what you've done. You've made more work for everyone. It's a banger.

I can see myself walking home listening to this. Some main character music Yeah it is Sporkle Or no Yeah no Fire one up for Brandon If he was meant to leave he'll win So if I don't win I have to stay?

Yep No it just wasn't meant to be You're like fracturing from the string of fate. The spores. Oh, look what you've done. You've made more work for everyone. I love how that's your singing voice. Always is.

Every time. It's like a Robbie Williams voice. That's all I know. What's the second line? Oh, it must be fun riding your boat in your new house that you just bought.

Jay, you bastard. I had such fun hanging out with Che. Oh, yeah. What was your proof? How did you like it? I just had a blast. What was the pussy drug situation? Because we're dying to know.

Yeah, the Nashville PD. Che lied about one of the two, and I'm not going to tell you. We'll see. All right, Che. All right, Che. I'm joking. The last hurrah. Yeah.

No. Me and Che walked back on Friday night, and it was like we walked back from the bar. We went up to the hotel bar, and we had a nice cocktail, just hung out, talked, just chopped it up, talked ball. You'll have the best conversations at the hotel bar. Oh, yeah. And it was like a rooftop hotel bar. A woman didn't close out her card, so I left a tip on her card for her. Maybe unethical, but it was nice to the bartender.

Nice to do. It wasn't a crazy tip. 22%? Yeah. I went to a bar on Saturday and ordered a beer, and they took my card, and they didn't bring me my beer for 20 minutes. And then the dude that I got the beer from came back crying.

Uh-uh. You got to be fucking kidding me? He was like, we're all out of Miller Lite. I was like, dude, crying? Yeah, and I was like, dude, just give me anything. I was like, it doesn't matter. Just give me any beer. And then he still didn't give it, and someone else had to come over and take over.

What the hell happened? Did the keg fall on him when he was trying to tap it? I don't know what happened. Or the light guy? He was struggling, though. Have you guys ever encountered a random man crying, and you were forced to console him? No. What?

What? It's just something that I don't think I've ever experienced. Not random, but I've had people cry in front of me That I didn't expect to cry in front of me Like I don't have that Like I didn't have that type of relationship And I was like oh fuck I patted them on the back and gave them a hug though

Yeah I've seen women on the subway I mean that's been me too It just feels like I cry pretty freely on the subway Women always cry Who's jerking off Yeah. And you party, it's like, should I say something? And it's like, no.

And it's always over Tommy Smokes. Always. Every single time. I'll probably cry on the subway. Tommy Smokes is still there. He's not leaving. People have been there for a minute now. I guess because of the NASCAR race and all that stuff.

Oh, look what you've done. You've made more work for everyone. Give me like five more minutes. I might be able to put the whole song together. What's the most poppin' lake east of the Mississippi? East of the Mississippi? Yeah. Okeechobee?

Yeah, like the east. Party-wise. Throwing it down the heart. Chattahoochee. That's a river, though. Oh. It's not Okeechobee? I don't know.

It wasn't a trivia question. I'll say I was shocked by the upper delaware there's bars on it's like a real it's like down south by there it wasn't even a tent it's called like hope new jersey or something but like new hope it was a sunday and there was people partying like all these little like shanties along the river and people like having a day that does sound fun yeah there's like little bars everybody has like old ass pontoons that you just because it's like a rocky ass river there's people tubing on it that sounds awesome like rapids that's impressive like water from property is such a fucking life goal with a river you have to be constantly moving down the river. Yeah.

Or can you just sit and chill? Well, what people do is they go upriver, and then they turn off their boat, and then they just kind of float back down to their own dock kind of thing. It was like a scene. I didn't know. What are you guys going to do for the Fourth of July? Your house? My spot?

I've got to to your spot. Yeah, we'll come over. Could, could. Your tiny fridge? We'll fill up your tiny fridge with four or five beers. Try and hit the beach. You need someone with like a lakefront house. Yeah.

Listen, y'all can come home. Hell no. Come home. I know I'm not invited up there. I know I'm not welcome there. Go to your place, have a few, walk to a Brewers game. Do they even have rocks on the beaches by your brand, or is it just bullet shells?

I'm way out of Chicago. I'm 60 miles out of Chicago. 16? Milwaukee's dangerous too, though. Aren't you close to the Rittenhouse area? Yeah. I am. Right there. I'm pretty close.

Pretty close to Rittenhouse's stomping grounds. Kenosha kickers. I haven't talked to Big Rit yet. Is that like the nearest town to you? Like city to you? I don't think it's the nearest city but I'm up in that area. There's a chain of lakes up there that i'm that's pretty much my stomping grounds that's good yeah it was popping lake is it what about lake norman is that fun it's fun it's not east of

mississippi is it where is that it's in tennis that's in north carolina oh then maybe a lot of people move there but i don't know if it's i. I'm embarrassed to say that. The NASCAR drivers live in Lake Norman. Like a ton of them do. What is it, New Hampshire? I was about to say I went to a good-ass lake in New Hampshire. What's it called? What is it called? It's not Winnipesaukee.

It starts with a W, though. And that's like a big S. Oh, Winnipesaukee. Is it Winnipesaukee? One from what about Bob? East of the Mississippi? Or Winnebago? Could be. Winnebago is a tribe. Okeechobee, the big one in Florida?

Yeah. What was the worst? It's Okeechobee. What we saw. That was trash. Maybe we caught the wrong area. It's a big lake. A lot of people talk about Lake George up in New York, but it seems like it's a family. It seems a little too close. Well, Lake Lanier in Georgia is a great place to die. Everybody dies there.

Yeah. Why? Crazy. The most drowning. The theory is they built it over some shit, and it claims a lot of drownings. A lot of drownings. They built it up like it's cursed? Yeah.

Something like that. Like a burial cursed? Yeah, something like that. Like a burial ground? Yeah. Huh. Let's fire up the sporkle. Yeah. Let's do it. Oh, look what you...

Okay. All right. One canceled Barstool Professional Wrestling Podcast, two lead actors in Rush Hour, three persons of the Holy Trinity, four continental states that are farthest north, south, actors in Rush Hour, three persons of the Holy Trinity, four continental states that are farthest north, south, east, and west, five colors of the Olympic rings logo,

six teams Shaq played for, seven countries of Central America, eight members of the Brady Bunch family, nine most followed people. Pretty good. We've done the Brady Bunch before, but we haven't done the others. Then you should know it. Why are you sassy? Because you're leaving us.

Because it's the last day I'm going to see you. Text me the other day and say, get the fuck out. I didn't say that. I never would say that. Roofball was an enjoyable romp. I would never say that to you. I would say the word romp, but I would never say something nasty like that to you. Which is not one of you

that said, hey... He had the shirt, and they wouldn't let him wear it. He didn't wear the shirt. He wouldn't let me wear it. He didn't wear the shirt. He wasn't allowed to. You wore a hoodie. You didn't even take the hoodie off. I wore my bag, and when I was about to put that on, they said, no, you have to wear a jersey. You weren't wearing a jersey when you were doing commentary?

I was wearing a Roback hoodie, which is also a sponsor. Oh, look what you done. which is also a sponsor. Hmm. Oh, look what you've done. My new house. I'm going to play so much goddamn roof ball. It's too tall. No, I'm going to get really good. You don't have the arm for it. Really good.

KB, can you switch with Sass? Can you guys switch seats? No, he can't see either. No, I know what we have there, so let's switch. You sure? He's starting. Okay, I will start. Oh, look know what we have there, so let's switch. You sure? We're starting. Okay, we'll start. Oh, look what you've

done. You've made more work for everyone. Name one person in here who's going to do more work. All of us on this show will have to up our word count to cover for you. Undeniably true.

I'm going to get fat. Why? For the jokes. We need one. All right, KB. We're also taking a week off next week. Rasslin. Okay, did that feel good?

I was going to say from the top rope. Jackie Chan. I do the order if I can. Panama. Panama. No. Russ Tucker. The father. The son. Bless you.

The Father. Nikki. The Son. Little Trinity man. The fucking Son? Yeah. You're tougher than the Son. The Holy Spirit.

It might ghost ya. In the name of the Holy Spirit. The Orlando Magic. You need the... The Orlando Magic. I'm going to go with nine most followed people on Instagram. Selena Gomez. Wasn't she top dog for a while? Bam. The Lakers. for a while. Damn. The Lakers.

Heat. Hawaii. Whoa! Eight. I love you, fuck up. What do you mean? Oh, God! Fucking damn it, God!

You are such a stupid bitch. Maine. Boston Celtics. South. What is it? Texas, I guess? Or is it Florida? I'll go Texas.

Yikes. Understandable. I'll go with the Suns. The fucking Suns? I'll go the Cleveland Cavaliers That's a clear shack There we go Florida Jan Brady

Got it Blue For what? The Olympics rings For the podcast listeners. State furthest West California. Dickie. No?

Not quite. Shit. Understandable. Sass, you taught me how to lose, man. Oh, yeah. Bobby. Bobby. Marsha.

Maybe CIA. CIA. It's happened before. Yeah. Greg. Oh. Peter. Red. for the colors

yellow show me yellow Cindy Kyle how do you know the Brady Bunch I used to watch the movie all the time it's so funny it's still hilarious it's satirical Guatemala How do you know the Brady Bunch? I used to watch the movie all the time. It's so funny. It's still hilarious.

It's not any of the original. It's like satirical. Guatemala. The Brady Bunch. The Brady Bunch movie? Yeah, is it funny? The Brady Bunch. It's hilarious. George Glass.

George Glass. That whole movie is actually really funny. Honduras. Nick. There is. Love Honduras. You had it. El Salvador.

Belize. Costa Rica. Nicaragua. Clear it. Cleared. Cleared. Sir, Central America is cleared. Kylie Jenner.

Green. Washington. Black. Olympic group cleared. Cleared. Soccer. Good-looking soccer player. Ronaldo. Not right? I bet it is.

Sorry. Bye. Bye. Number one. It's not number one. They're random. It's not random. Messi.

Kim Kardashian. Rune. What, brother? Rune you on, man. I don't remember her. 38 out of 45. It's a strong performance. Who's famous?

Drake. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. North. Oh, this one's trippy. I think it's Minnesota. Wow. Oh, I never would have guessed that. States are cleared.

Kendall Jenner. Very, very impressive, KB. Two Ls, two Ls. That was a no. Oh. Whoa. L. King.

Coley. Coley the cricketer. What? C-O-H-I-O. Oh, you know it. Wow. No? C-O-H-I-O. Oh, you know it. Wow. No? Uh-oh.

Okay. Good guess. You're back in it. Oh, so we're back. Oh, fuck. Dave would probably be up there if he didn't get fucking shadowbanned. So it's me again?

Yep. How about... Mbappe? Interesting. Ariana Grande. Oh, nice. I like that. Well, that's not...

Ariana Grande, he said. Wow. A.V. Goat. He said. Wow. Maybe. Goat. Fuck you, man. Goat returns. Who are the rest of the Bradys? Alice?

Does she count as a Brady? I don't think so. What was the mom's name? Yeah, what the fuck are the parents' names? Peter was one of the parents, right? No, Greg was one of the parents. What was her name? Oh, what were the...

Mr. Brady. Brock Hudson's gay ass. It's her name. I can see her. Yeah, I can see her. The guy that played the dad. No, that wasn't Brock Hudson. It was another gay guy then.

Was he gay? I think so. Mr. Brady was? Yeah. Yes, he was in real life. Yes, in real life he was. Wow. I always tell hairstylists, don't give me the Mrs. Brady.

Because I get my layers cut too short. And then it curls under at the back. The rock, Beyonce, and Khloe. Khloe? Wow. Oh, the rock. Oh, Beyonce, we should have guessed. But I got out early on.

The rock is the best. King Koli has 253 million followers. Holy shit. So is he the most followed? I like how you call him King. And that's not you, is it? What? I like how you call him King.

They've been writing that. That's what they call him, right? He is the King. I think that's just on the back. Legend. Is this your last order? Is your nephew in town? Jesus.

Next weekend. Who could that be? What's that about? Yeah, it's my last order. Wow. I thought this morning's was your last order. I decided to do another one. Jesus.

I've done two today. Oh, my God. Jesus, Brandon. Hopefully you make it talk. We can have a few on a Chick-fil-A in the greater Chicago area. Congratulations. Is there one by you? Yeah, is there one?

Is there one up in? There's one about 20 minutes away. Damn. Right on the lake up there? I don't know where it is, but it's about 20 minutes away. There's a Six Flags. Oh, how close? Great Wolf Lodge.

Oh, Great Wolf. Yeah. What's the best beach over there? By Zion? I don't know. You should see if you can get a membership or something to Six Flags. You can go every day after work. That would be so sick.

It's the second flattest state. My mom used to work at that Six Flags. Really? That exact one. What's it called? Six Flags at that Six Flags Really? What's it called? What did she do there? Oh, he did it in Illinois? I could be a brother and sister The fuck?

Do you have a picture cut off of your Half and half? Do you like dipping your Oreos in peanut butter? Because I do The parent trap That's how they figured out that they were twins Half and half? Do you like dipping your Oreos in peanut butter? Because I do. The parent trap. That's how they figured out that they were twins. Trap reference?

It's like the most delicious and common food. Wait. You like hamburgers? I like hamburgers. Just a little salt and pepper. What? What? All right, so we're running back one more or are we hitting this chase home?

You want another one? I'm going to go wet as whistle. Okay, so maybe one more sparkle? Maybe one more quick sparkle. As fast as a NASCAR car goes. Chicago? Yeah. They're doing the street race up there, right?

We love NASCAR. Bunch of the Barstool people, Tommy Large, Spider, Alex Bennett, Will Compton, Taylor, all in Nashville for it yesterday. And next up is NASCAR's first ever street race. That'll be in the heart of Chicago. Biggest names in NASCAR will battle on Sunday, July 2nd, for 100 laps in the NASCAR Cup Series inaugural Grant Park 220. Brandon, are you going? Yeah. Brandon, you know what for 100 laps in the NASCAR Cup Series inaugural Grant Park 220. Brandon, are you going?

Yeah. Brandon, you know what they got out in Chicago? They got a – actually, no, I'll say this. Yeah. Two-day music festival featuring the Chainsmokers, Miranda Lambert, Black Crows, and Charlie Crockett. Charlie Crockett. Chicago Street Race.

I love Miranda Lambert. She had that song, This House. It won maybe a Grammy for best house. I think Blake Shelton wrote that for himself. She's cute. Broke her heart. Another dude wrote that because I remember him going up on stage. Blake was going to sing it, right?

Maybe he was going to sing it, but a whole other dude wrote it. A whole other dude wrote it. House of Built Me. You can probably hear it at the Chicago Street Race, July 2nd, 5.30 p.m. Eastern Time on NBC, baby. Hell yeah. All right, so that's what they have in Chicago. Oh, they got a really good air show.

Why couldn't you have just said that? Because I didn't want to be like, oh, you know what else is good in Chicago? In the middle of the ad. No, and planes are a direct competitor of cars. Yeah. The air show there is pretty cool. Fighter jets just flying around the city. Between buildings. That is fuck, yeah. It's awesome. Fighter jets just flying around the city. Between buildings.

It's awesome. At 15s. I'm interested to see how a NASCAR street race goes though. It would be good. It would be cool to see. I'm not the type you bring home to mama. How does that song go, Brandon? How does the house that built me go?

I don't remember. I don't remember the title until you said it. Some shit about her going up and knocking on the fucking door Yeah Dogs buried in the backyard or some shit That's going to be you coming back to New Jersey No You didn't bury any dogs? No, no, no, burn them up

Same Burn them up Alright Oh, the wheel Burn them up. Alright. Oh, the wheel. Oh, y'all had a reset. Oh, did what? Did y'all? I don't think.

And it is not. You are not. You're never going to go to Carbone. In your life. In your life. What if it hits now? I'm here. If it hits now, I'm going.

Well, it's your only chance. Today's your only chance for it. That's 4th of July week. We're sending our son to daycare and going to LaBernadine. Me and Pat with that gift card. Really? Looking forward to it. That'll be awesome.

We'll reset so you get another spin, another chance at Carbone. Albeit a smaller chance. Are you shadowboxing, Che? Getting ready to bury your ass. Yeah, I get nervous when I'm about to sing. That's probably the only time I get nervous. I got the whole song. The whole song?

The whole song. So are we ripping a fresh spork first, or are we just going right into the song? Right. The reset, come on. Oh. Because we didn't get a reset for months

does that mean we spin again? even the second time it's really giving you a lot of bites of that apple to try and get to carbone come on alright All right. All right. Are we songing or are we sporking it?

It's your last show, bro. I'll probably fly back for multiple shows. Don't fib. Over under five. Again, we're all going to be gone for a week. Big Cat's leaving. I'm setting the line at one and a half, and I'm taking the under.

Whoa. Hammering the under. Whoa. I could fly here on Sunday night, be back in Chicago Tuesday, and have two shows under my belt. I'm still taking me under. That's sick.

I know they say you can't go home again. I don't think that's that song, is it? Yeah, it is. Oh, man. I feel like shit. Have you ever done that? Give me another sparkle. I thought if I could touch this place or feel it.

I got to get home and... Ooh. One Barstool employee fired for singing Bone Thugs in Harmony, two largest prime numbers that are less than 100. 3D1 NCAA football teams nicknamed the Aggies, four U.S. presidents on the four main coins in circulation. Five four-time NCAA wrestling champions. Six longest-running Broadway shows of all time.

Seven Canadian-based NHL teams. Eight states that border Tennessee. Nine original Beanie Babies animals. This one is tough. This one is tough. Who's making these? All right, Kyle. A whole litanyies animals. This one is tough. A whole litany of people. A ton of people. A lot of overlap.

I think the repeats come if people look up what is a thing that's in a group of seven and Canadian based NHL teams. Same for Rubik's Cube colors. Brady Bunch is bad. Ben Mintz. Ben Mintz. Mintz? It's the first

of the month. Texas A&M. Wow. Super impressive, bro. You shut the hell up, Seth. Really, really impressive. I'm going to go with the Oilers.

Houston? Funny. I just have to say the city. No, not Houston. Not actually Houston. Edmonton. No, no. You said Houston, Sass.

No, I didn't. You said it was funny. I'm going to go with Mississippi. Really? As what? State that borders Tennessee. Go back to the Canadian NHL teams. Calgary Flames.

You would. The Phantom of the Opera. Hmm. Hmm. Phantom of the opera is here. Inside my mind. Canucks. The Phantom of the opera.

In sleep he sang to me. Why'd you cut? They gotta fucking put the... to fucking put the city. The creators can't be having that. Vancouver. You didn't know the city. Toronto Maple Leafs. Damn.

Wicked. Alabama. Montreal, Canadians. ENS. ENS instead of ENS. I-E-N-S. C-N-A. Oh my god!

Oh my god! Abe Lincoln I mean I grew up with a pen and paper It's okay it's alright No no no I'm sorry I did a number on you last night Winnipeg W-I-N-N

Jets. I think. Yeah. Nice. George Washington. Let me think. Let me think, let me think Getting there, getting there Rent Oh, that's a good guess

Oh, that's not gonna go Oh, really? I was gonna say, I thought it was August running I think I was in Broadway for like Arkansas Very short amount of time. We have coins in circulation. Is it

Eisenhower on a coin? I Is it Eisenhower on a coin? Am I wrong? Probably wrong. I don't know who's on the coin. I should know. Eisenhower's on a coin. Oh, it's... No, shit.

Fuck. I'm out. Annie? I.E.? Probably not. Damn. I feel like that's been around forever. Annie. Shia. Probably not. Damn. I feel like that's been around forever.

Ottawa Senators. Gotta get my title. You're gonna win this one. Kentucky. Need to get it. You better. Georgia. I had so get it. You better. Georgia. I had so many Beanie Babies.

I still have a trash bag full of them. I can't think. Crash through college. Yeah. Virginia. That documentary was good too. I haven't seen it. Cats. Cats.

What did you say? Cats. C-A-T-S. Guy was a real scumbag. The guy that founded Beanie Big? Yeah. North Carolina. What's T-Y stand for?

That's him. He's a real piece of shit. Oh, no. Sanderson. E-R-S-A-N. Kale is the first name. C-A-A-N. Kale is the first name. C-A-E-L. Chicago.

New Mexico State. Utah State. Wow. Let's just do the fucking wrestlers. Because I know you wanted to flex that. This would be such a sick pull if I get this, but I don't even know if I want to. Oh, you might know it. Phil Davis?

Wrong. I don't think he was talking. Fuck! Is he a Penn State guy? Yeah, that would have been such a sick pull. Andrew Jackson? The coin should be easy. Yeah, fuck.

He's on a dollar. He's on a dollar. He's on a 20. Yeah. Logan. S-T-I-E-B-E-R. Is it James Madison? Didn't he win?

It's over. Or James Madison? Yeah, I lost. Who's that little fuck on the dime? James Madison or Monroe? Garfield? Is Garfield on the phone? You guys already said Jefferson. Who's on the...

Who's on the pin? Probably Jefferson. Who's on the... Who's on the page on the nickel? Who's on the fucking... Jefferson. Is it Jefferson? No, it's not. Grant? First name? No, it's definitely not Grant.

97. Sacagawea. Who's on the goddamn... Truman. Is it Truman? Truman's on the dime, right? Truman's on the dime? I think.

Coolidge. No. Wilson. No. Wilson. No. Roosevelt. Oh, Wilson sounds like he could be on a coin. No, he's not. JFK's on the 50 cent piece.

Is that still? Really? Adam, John Adams, the second president. That's not one of the four coins. Lion King. Is that a hint? Monroe? The Lion King's been on that one.

Have we tried James Monroe? I can't believe Annie's not one of them. No, fuck. Who's the... Is someone with long platy... Beanie Baby's bear. I didn't know if we had to say the name of the Beanie Baby. Oh, you could just say the animal?

Oh. Oh, I thought I had to be like Kevin the bear. Og. Inchworm. Frog. Cat. Y'all remember this shit? Yes, I still have so many of them.

Was the rainbow inchworm? Was he an OG? Oh, an inchie? Who's inchie? A lobster. Bam. Who was the Penn State wrestler? Well, it was Kyle Dake from Cornell.

Yianni from Cornell. Is there a Gable? Gable. And Gable lost. Cat. Pin of green Gables. Let's give up. 23.

Oh, Pat Smith. Roosevelt and Jefferson. I thought you said Jefferson. I thought you said Jefferson. I thought you said the moose. I thought we said Jefferson. The pig, frog, lobster, bear. Wow.

I left Missouri on this one. This was a tough one for me. His prime numbers are wrong. What's the real answer? It's a red list. 97 and 89. So this is null and void. It's a null.

Well, we got a song to sing, guys. Yeah, let's do it. And yeah, Brandon, you got to get out of here because you're never going to come back. So you might as well hurry up and get the show done. I didn't say that. Wow. Do we have your best moments ready for the... Are you mad I didn't tell you, Ron?

No, I... Every time I text you, you don't answer me. That's not true at all. You do not answer me when I text you. You just made up a lie. That's two lies that you've made up about our text. You do not answer me when I text you. I will say, how's your day going?

And you don't text me back. I don't like that language. What? You do that too. Yeah I text you. I will say, how's your day going, and you don't text me back. I don't like that language. What? You do that, too. Yeah, to you. Yeah. But not somebody like me. I ignore your texts sometimes.

All the time. Yeah. I've never ignored a text from you. I literally just went through everything. You're a late responder to texts, Ron. Never had a text to ignore. All right, I'll put your number on my phone. Wish I did.

Hit the music so we can get this dirt bag off our fucking airwaves. How have both your shoes come untied during the show as you're sitting still? I haven't moved. That one's not untied. Restless leg syndrome? They's not untied. That one's tied. Both. Restless leg syndrome. They're not that comfortable.

I have that right now. It's terrible. Is that a pregnancy thing? Yeah. All night long. Weird. See you, Brandon. Take your dumb shelf off the wall if you won't be here too yet because you're about to move away like there's nothing left for you to do

Oh, look what you've done You've made more work for everyone Oh, well, it seems like such fun, a summer boating in the sun. Ooh. Oh. Give me back my point of view, because you won't be here. Duncan and I do. I can hardly hear you say anything because you won't be alive.

Oh, look what you've done You've made more work for everyone Oh, well, it seems like such fun A summer boating in the sun Oh look what you've done you've made more work

for everyone More work for everyone More work for everyone. More work for everyone. Take your dumb shelf off the wall if you won't be here to yak. Cause you're about to move away Like there's nothing left for you to do Oh, look what you've done You've made more work for everyone

oh well it seems like just upon a summer boating in the sun Oh, look what you've done You've made more work for everyone More work for everyone More work for everyone More work for everyone Alright that's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee pop. It's the act. It's the act.