The Yak - Buddha Ben Is Trapped In The Middle Of Nowhere: Wed Sep 16, 2026

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

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Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. Cool, one out of all of us. That was incredible. Hello, it's the yak. Welcome in. Stellboo Coffee.com. We're doing the giveaway. Watch ball with us on a Sunday.

I've been seeing everyone buying at Target, Circle K and 7-Eleven. Thank you. Keep buying. send them on social fill out the form you could win how's everyone doing pretty good i'm doing really yeah yeah great great not all of us turn on woke up wake up barstool saw cody i was like i kept watching saw kb and nick yeah fucking

produce a banger my only complaint to them about that because it was great video was it's just it's got to be on tuesday mornings because i know brandon had a nice break Yeah. I would like a nice break. I really enjoyed it. Yeah. Like two minutes. The video was like 45 seconds. That's a nice break. Yeah, I feel that. There's a mental break. Where'd you go on vacation? Two hours. Yeah. How many nuggets did you eat during that video? Not nuggets, but I did eat. Yeah?

No, I must have a smoothie. It was very funny. You have fries for lunch today? I did. Why? What did you do? I didn't do anything. Does he smell a fry? I didn't think you were a fries. A fry? fries for lunch guy I am okay yeah of course I am

yeah why wouldn't I be yeah I have fries sure did what are you doing what the fuck are you doing of course he's a fries for lunches yeah why I think you're cheese

with the fries and the nuggets and the burger what are you doing what's the most days you've gone without a fry I don't think I've got I'm on a pretty good streak pretty good streak

Is it zero? Are you Cal Ripkin numbers? He's the Cal Ripkin of course. If we're talking work days only, yeah, it might be. Consecative weekdays, have you ever three in a row? No. No? Yesterday I did take a day off from Chick-fil-A and I got Shake, Shack and some fries. Okay.

Now, if I ask you not even work days, what's the longest you've gone without a potato product? I probably, no, potato products at all? Yeah. On the weekend, I might go no fries because I'm doing a baked potatoes. I think I'm going to have a potato every day. I'm a potato every day. I'm a potato every day. You never go for like Chipotle, sweet green.

No, no, no, no. But if you go to like a Mexican restaurant with your family, that just means you had a potato for earlier in the day? I would have had it. You got three chances at potato. You got breakfast. You got three. You got three.

You got three. You got three. You got three shots at it. Yeah. And I usually take advantage of at least one, probably two. and then I've done, I've definitely done the three, the trifecta before. You ever wake up from a nightmare and go eat some fries? Um, no, because fries aren't available, but I will go.

I do have hash browns as quickly as I can. As quickly as you can. Yeah. Do you have like an emergency? I love potatoes. It's like a diver coming up. Yeah, got to get right into the, like an oxygen mask. The chamber.

Yeah. Get me. Oh, shit. I open my eyes. I need a hash brown. Potato me. Do you ever include cheat? with the hash browns?

It can be. It can be. Certainly not for breakfast. But, uh... You're ridiculous. You like a potato pancake? I've had potato pancakes, yeah. I think people sleep on those.

Really, my mom, you saw a good potato pancakes. All right. You're ridiculous. Can I talk about the allegations? Whoa. Oh. Can I talk about the allegations? Of what?

One. Well, I was, uh, I was shopping online the other day. You know how I'd be. And I found this new company. I was like, I like those clothes. I like the cut of those clothes. I like what they look like. And so I bought me a nice new flannel shirt.

Looks great on you. And I enjoy it. And I think it's a good shirt, and I'm going to wear it. And then I was walking down the hall. You know, you got that new shirt feel. Yeah. I was just, I was skipping. Yeah, yeah.

It's like, oh, man, I got it today. And Chapp said, put Big Cat's shirt back in his office. Oh. And I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, No, this isn't, he doesn't wear one like this, because this is a new company that I found. So I don't think this is a big cat shirt. I, uh, I'm not in flannel season yet anyway. I am in flannel.

We're a few weeks away. I'm still in just black t-shirt, nothing else. That is too close to a big cat shirt, though. Yeah, no, I have this shirt. You might as well be wearing a mountain deer. Yeah, I have it. I don't think you have this shirt. That's like rustic cotton candy.

Uh, I think it was a southwestern sunset. Uh, yeah. There's certain shirts and, like, hats. people wear enough to where they claim it. Like, if you're wearing the Moundo hoodie, you might as well be wearing Mints's hoodie. That's his uniform. That's fair. Yeah.

She can't claim. You don't get all flannel shirts. The fuck are you mad at me for? I didn't say it. Yeah, you're right. I don't give a fuck what you wear. Yeah, but people can't ascribe to you. Why are you getting mad at me?

You don't care. People can't as your name Rico Bosco? People can't ascribe to you. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I had nothing to do with that. I don't care. I do not care what you wear. Well, I'm not thinking about what you wear.

Ever. I actually am thinking about you naked. So you do make fun of me for things. I'm thinking about you naked right now, and it's awesome. Yeah, hung. And Dan, you wouldn't wear like a dufous graphic tea. Yeah. No.

It's like really different. Make seven up yours. Yeah. You never go like a plain monochromatic tea underneath the flannel? I couldn't do that. Do you own white socks? Yeah. Because what do you have on today?

Are those like trippy roses? These are my rosy Dalmatians. These are my rosy Dalmatians. You're the one that called attention to the flannel. Yeah, you're true. Yeah. I am true. You're true.

You're true. It is, though. Okay. I will say that like you. Yes. Yes, Dan. I'm here, Dan. No one's going to copy what you wear.

We're not 12 years old. Now, wait a minute. Biblically true. Yeah. Now, he kind of like cornered a market that no one wants to go down and then he comes and takes everyone else's. Now, hold on a second. I think you and T. Bob's son were both wearing a Kicks t-shirt this day. Kick cereal. Cereal T-shirt. You're like the Sarah Squirm of Barstall Sports.

Now, hold on a minute. I'd like to be fashionable from time to time. Right. Now, hold on a minute. Fashionable for you is like, oh, check it out. This, this, uh, sandlot shirt has a collar on it. Yeah. Oh, remember the, remember the cartoon from the 80s? And no one watched because I'm a thousand years old. There's a button on my breast. Speaking of Rico, today, he hates Che. He hates Che.

That's fine. He hates Che. Uh, that's not even fucking close. I have one. I have that's a night and day difference. Again, I, the only, the only thing I'd get mad about is that you're trying to, you're trying to beat me to flannel season but that's fine i'll come i did flannels all through uh i always do flannels on the day of wednesday yeah i'm coming i'm coming close to flannel yeah it's it's close the temperature has to dip october you think yeah it's all temper like yeah the first couple days that are like in the 50s yeah consecutively rico bosco great shirt by speaking of fashion that shirt he put out today i like the shirt today you see it no let me see it oh my god let me see the shirt it's fine Why doesn't he do Razor Ramon instead of whatever that is?

What are you talking about instead of the red-faced cartoon boy? I'm the bad guy. Yeah, but Razor Ramon was the bad guy. He just put his face on Razor Ramon's body. Hmm. Does he stink or is he? I don't know. Sounds like a Beavis.

You do you sit in on his face? I, I love this shirt. I think it's very fun. Why is he in a tux? I don't know. No, no. Oh, because it's Scarface. Okay. Uh-huh.

Hmm. What are you going to say? Oh, wake up Barstle this morning. We were joined at the very end by Stu Feiner of Barstool Sports Advisors. And Stu Feiner, the very first thing he said was basically it amounted to fuck Rico Bosco. That dude's nobody. He's nothing. He'll never be nothing.

I don't like him. He's a nobody. He's being performative. Fine. Fine. Got no problem with that. but that's what Stu said. In the camera shot, I'm sitting beside Stu, and I just, I'm sitting there,

and at one point, Stu's boisterousness makes me laugh, and I go, huh. Oh, yeah, that's, oh, my God. You fucked up. What did Rico tweet about, Dan? Did he tweet about Stu Feiner, calling him everything under the sun saying he's a useless sack of shit? Or did he say no to because I was sitting there trying to look at the ground? Look at you. That's jamming.

You're dying, laugh. fucked up. That's a fall. I'm just sitting there. You're cackling. Brandon, this is this is Rico. For better or worse. Week one, record numbers. I saw on social, they were giving a lot of credit to Rico Bosco. How do you feel about that? Well, he's a non-factor. He doesn't get any buzz

no matter what. He's basically a friend of Dave's at this point. I mean, he's subpar. He's going downhill and is, and listen. Oh, I just I did with him about. There was. Couldn't control yourself. did was look down. It was keeled over. Full body convulsions. I said nothing, but that's,

I mean, did you see someone pick him last yesterday? I saw the clip. There have been a thousand times that if Rico got mad at me, I would be like, hand up, totally deserve it. I was trying to make you mad. I was, I was poking you. I was trolling you. Yesterday, I genuinely went into the picket. It was, we taped at 8 a.m. I generally was like, let's get in, let's get out. and he was just so mad about Stephen Chey. Dave called him a terrible human being, said that he is way worse in Meekville, and then I just said,

you've been pouting since Sunday, and he lost it on me, not Dave. But that's the RICO experience. Is it you're acting like a child? Yeah, he didn't like that. Oh, no. I don't know about that. Yeah, because you, like, one thing gets said to you,

and then you pout for four days after. No, it's not, you haven't. This is, this is, the ball and chain and the ass paddle like you haven't seen me in three days I saw you guys where do you get off saying that where do you get off saying that

no no and then you laugh it off right you don't know I'm laughing at here what the fuck goes on up here but you just keep saying it I'm laughing because of oh he's miserable oh look at how horrible he is he's horrible he goes home and fuck he's a dilder

Stephen all right you didn't fucking see me bro you don't know what goes on up here and I don't know what goes on up there and I don't ask you about it But no, no, but you're the bitch. We got it. No. But I'm the bad guy.

I'm the bad guy. Say hello to the bad guy. Right? I'll never get over it. Every chance you get, I'm the bad guy. Right then. But do you see the clip? Like, I didn't say he was a bad guy in that clip.

I said he was pouting. He was close to losing it there. He was. He was teetering. Stephen, you were there on Sunday in the cave. He didn't say anything after you yelled at him. It was a couple hours. Of nothing.

Of nothing. And so like then I point that out and he's just like, that's not true. It's like, dude, I watch you, when Stephen got mad at you, you just shut down. I did, I did freak out for a second. It was over in my mind in 40 seconds. Stephen, you've done that to me. You've done that to so many people. You've done that to literally all of us.

And all of us in the moment are like, whoa, that was a lot. And then two seconds later, we're like, all right, that's fine. And like, it got clipped and I quote tweeted it. And I just said this was about the box. This had nothing to do with anything else. And that's all it was. Like, I'm passionate about the team that I follow. They had a bad day.

Half a second after something, but the next bad thing happens. He said something about like, oh, your team stinks. And yeah, I'm in that moment, I'm very irritable. And I snap. So I apologize. That's not how I know. You don't have to apologize. Business.

But, like, you know, that's kind of what that atmosphere is for. And I'm not going to, like, fake that. But yeah, that was a genuine pissed-off reaction. So, Brandon, that's why a long way of saying, I don't think that it matters. Yeah. He will just pick anything to be mad at. Brandon, what do you think Bosco met when he was in his rant? He said something about, like, I go home and I dildo.

Like, he, like, cut himself off. I'm saying, yeah. What do you think? Where do you think he was going with that? Don't you fucking dare smile. There's something about dildo. He was saying dildo. He puts a dildo in his butt?

There's no way. He got cut off. He said, I go home and I dildo, but we don't know. You don't know what he was talking. You think he puts, oh, you know what? He probably puts on a dildo costume. Maybe. Do you think he's got a side gig at the dildo store?

Is he a dildo for hire? He's got the sign outside. He's turning, he's spinning the dildo sign. Oh, yeah. Check into the tund. Yeah, he's chirping. Dildo. Shaped like an arrow.

Dildo's here. Yeah, he points to where you could get dildos with a big dildo. That's exactly what he does. Maybe he's making pickle bread. Brandon. Brandon. It's not sung here. Don't do it.

Dildo. I think he does whatever he wants, whenever he wants. He's a free man. He can do whatever he wants. Him saying he would rather have AIDS than be spoken to like a child. He loves that. Listen, I love Bosco. The Bosco economy, he is electric. I fucking love the guy.

But you can't be like, like I said, there's many times where I've deserved to be lashed out at. Yesterday was just like stating a facts. That's just how. Bosco works and pick him the writers I net we never saw the writers doing that plot twist where Dave called him a terrible human and then he freaked free that was like when we read the script on Monday night I was like holy fuck wow this is gonna be insane and it was or it wasn't I don't know I'm not fully caught up on it but so I watched he unfollowed Stephen by the way oh my Twitter

devastating yeah so I was watching it the show yesterday, and it started with me, but then it quickly evolved into Meek Phil. And he was doing some reactions, whatever, when Meek Phil spoke. But what is the, and I know that they had some beef from Pickham, or no, sorry, from Pick Central. What is the, how did this, like, cavernous gap between these two happen? I don't really know. I mean, Meekville is a troll. Certainly.

But that's a route for the same teams, right? Yeah, I don't think that matters. Okay. I don't know, but he can't stand the sight of it. Yeah, no, he hates him. He hates the sight of him. You saw it, Nick. You were in the cave with us.

No. Every time. No, it just happened to line up every time Nico Collins drop the ball. Every time. But how does Rico act? Like, just like. Meekville would say like, uh... He'd said the Cubs score.

Yeah, or he'd be like, oh, this person's ruled out. And basketball under his breath would just go, Jesus, Jesus, Christ. And they were sitting on opposite sides of the room. And Meekfield wasn't talking to Bosco. He was just saying it to the room. Yeah. And go, Jesus, fucking, Christ, it's a little irrational.

I think there's a clip of one of them where he's just like, oh, fuck, fuck this guy. Are they ever friends or it's from the beginning? I don't think, I don't think so. I don't think they're ever going to see. But that's the pot. That's why I love him. And that's the meek Phil effect, too.

Yeah. Yeah. Although we can't have Boscoe just shut down in the cave. There's no reason to have him. if he's just going to not talk. I like that too. It's pretty funny. I've gotten to know, Bosco, over the past month.

You did dinner with him. You love him. I love him. He is wildly entertained. It was in front of my face the whole time, and I always was a little bit entertained, but he know he's that guy. He is a hilarious guy to be around. Yes.

Unless he's pouting. That's funny to me. Fuck funny as hell. He's a grown man pouting is hilarious. I just don't need to see it Titus, that's childish, right? Unfollowing Che on Twitter? I'm following him on Twitter.

Yeah, you just mute the guy. I didn't need to see that. I just don't need to see his stuff. Yeah, I just don't need to see it. Any comment to return back? I just don't need to see it. Your point. You're dead to him, Chad.

He's never ruined for the bucks again. Damn. That's brutal. What if the Cowboys are playing? the bucks what if the what if the eagles doesn't matter doesn't matter tough i sent you tj the one the the clip that chuck found of him just saying something innocuous to the room and then riko he was doing his breathing exercise is that it's so funny or in it out but he can't even he can't he doesn't have the patience to even do those correctly yeah and then he i always say he's like

a dog he won't he won't look at meekville he won't look in direction. Like it's like a dog at the, when you see like two dogs in a dog park and they like, you know, they even get like face to face, but they'll be like yeah. That's what he goes. You know Rico well, but I think you're wrong. You got to let him pout. I want to see

how long it goes. You got to. It's just like, yeah, he's pouted right now. That is great shit. Yeah, Rico can't talk today. But can he get upset when I say he's pouting? That's all the better. I can't point out that he pouts. Yes. He's doing it. But you can't tell him to stop pouting.

Okay, okay, okay. It's just pouting. It's company, man. Good luck trying to talk to him today. So good. Don't rile up, Rico. I sent it to you, T.J. Send it.

Oh. Whoops. I should have DMed it to you, my bad. Is Blutman going to play hockey today? Plutman and Jeffty Low or... Keep up with where Blutman is. It's almost impossible. Be anywhere in the world.

Well, he did have Connor Griffin driving to the airport yesterday, and he declined to tell him until 20 minutes into the trip, it was midway. That's brutal. By the way, we have a airport travel issue. It's actually intimidated. Yeah, really. We have a travel issue we're going to have to deal with at some point today.

Oh, are they ice skis? Oh, Blutman's not. Bledman can't skate. What's the, what's our travel issue? Buddha Ben is stranded. Oh, where? Where? I saw this.

On an island? Palm Springs, California. And where is he traveling from? L.A. to New Jersey. He made it three hours. He was trying to drive home, but he's stuck. Oh, he's driving. He had a, so last, when Buda Ben drove, I think it might have been when he left Barstool, like six years ago. He drove out to California. Remember he had a panic attack? Wasn't he getting vertigo?

Yeah, or something like, or altitude sickness or? Yeah, so he called me last night and he's like, hey, I need your help. I was like, what's up? He's like, it happened again. I was like, what are you talking about? He's like, I got my car. I got two hours on my trip, and then I started having a panic attack, and I pulled over. I need someone to come get me. I was like, what do you mean? So I think he's going to come on the yak.

We'll try to figure it out. Yeah. But he, wait, he's driving solo? Yeah. Who was that the text? Was that him that? No, that was Security Mike. Got everyone involved.

Security Mike. Security Mike's not with him. No, security Mike called me and was like, hey, what do you want to do? So he's calling everyone? Well, I was like, I told Buddha. I was like, we'll try to figure this out for you. I can't. Initially, he was like, can you send someone out to get me?

I was like, I can, I am not going to tell someone they have to go to Arizona to drive you to New Jersey. But he also can't drive back to L.A.? I don't know about that. I told him, I was like, can you just get on a plane and then ship the car? We'll talk to him. I don't know, man, this company. I believe him. Yeah, no, no.

I'm not laughing at him because obviously a panic attack is serious. Right. I just don't know what. at this pace when is he going to get to jersey uh let's see three days how many hours is it to go cross country it's got to be uh 40 70 i don't know so he will be in new jersey at this pace 30 in 60 days okay we'll get him to stop in phoenix yeah stop in albuquerque Yeah. Has he tried, like, lighting a blunt and unwinding?

I don't know. We'll tell him to zoom in. It's easier. I'll text you with him. Or do you have his number? I'll text him. Oh, what a guess? 40 hours.

How about that? Nice, Brandon. I never crossed paths with Budaphan. Yeah, I guess a lot of people in this room have him. He helped us with the video when we were in California. I've met him in person. I met him a great dude. He's a producer.

really talented in terms of like production and and like he he's done he did the pop punk music videos he used to work rough and rowdy he did uh he was on grit week he actually wrote a chapter in our book because of uh the tornado incident that we had in like 10 years ago yeah that was something makes he's on clothes that are really cool he's a very he's a very interesting cat let's say that he's uh trying to think of what would be the best. We were on Grit Week, and he ordered, he has a Domino's order, which we can ask him. I think it's probably still is. It's like a thin crust pepperoni and mushroom.

Already to know. And we were all sitting in the room, and we ordered it, and I was like, hey, can I get a slice? He's like, no. Like, what do you mean? It was like, I ordered this pizza. And I was like, what do you, what he means? Like, no, this is my pizza. This is my pizza.

You wouldn't ask for half of someone's burger. I agree, but a pizza. No, no, it's just pie. Yeah. Yeah, we'll get them on. What else we got going on? T.J., did you have that video of the meekville? No, it hasn't sent yet.

What do you mean? It's had like 70% cents. Just sitting. Oh, not for me. No, I have to send it to myself to watch it. Oh, I'll send it to you. I'll DM it to you. Tate hasn't shit yet.

That's pretty concerning. Really concerning. Really concerning. That's like a lot of just mass in his stomach. I kind of want to see an x-ray of it. Yeah. I'm curious. Did he eat yesterday?

Yeah. Is there a chance like can it get so dense? Oh yeah. That you have to get like a C-section? C-section for shit. And then we'd have to do skin to scan. Who's going to cut the cord? If Tate has a C-section scar.

They just pull. burgers out of them. He's a whole old, a giant loss. Yeah, that is concerning. Very. He's, oh,

tate of emergency. He's got to eat like a brand muffin or something. Like, go get some fire. I think you get some, like, shredded wheat. Telling you apple juice and a cigarette. Yeah. Yeah, that too. Apple juice and a cigarette?

Yep. What a combination that is. Yep. Apple juice. She's right. about opportunity. Is he, how is this possible? Is his, like, body just like a pinata stuffed with Big Macs?

Like in the recesses of his body? It has to be in more than just his stomach and Yeah, he's got like a Big Mac in his kneecap now. Yeah. It's just going to any sort of. It actually went further than his penis. It passed the ass in his lower extremities. It missed the exit. He's got

shit in his heel. He's got onions in his ankle. Yeah. He gets an ingrown toenail and it outcomes the McDonald's sauce. Yeah, just a thousand island in between those. It makes no sense. He should, shit. It sounds like a severe problem.

Is he here right now? Has he taken anything for it? Like a laxative or a... He should do that for sure. And before he gets cut open. Get the job done. Lucy. Enema.

Oh, yeah. Oh, Lucy would do it. Nicotine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. without a doubt Tate seems like one of those guys

He probably has He seems like someone who's never tried anything except Beer Correct I think that's light beer I think that's actually true Yeah a lot of That's every Ohio teacher

Yeah like he wouldn't even Like if you offered him like a gin and tonic He would be like Whoa dude Is Ohio soap? The hard stuff? Yeah I don't just light beer

I just drink 30 light beers every second A gin and tonic I don't want to get addicted That's a slippery slope. It's a gateway. Next thing you know, I'll be drinking tequila. Now, if the Buckeyes are playing, I'll wake up at 4 a.m. And start fucking hammering light beer.

Yeah. Otherwise. Tricking it like water. I've got to be responsible. Yes. Yes, dude. Yes. What is it?

The great poop watch? Now it's raining a little bit. So I had this old hat on from my hometown. Uh-oh. And you do not make content in a non-47 brand hat. I got you, boss. Anyways, this is a poll question for the people out there. So I have not pooped in 48 hours now since eating 10 Big Macs.

And the people are freaking out. They're like, Tate, you got to get some Mirlex. Tate, you got to get these fiber gummies. Listen, we did not pack our shit up and moved to Chicago to have a healthy colon. We packed our shit up and we moved to Chicago to make content. So vote below on my way home from this walk. Should I stop at the store? Should I get a laxative?

Should I do this the right way? or should I play more of a natural game? Should I see what happens? And then I'll document the process. Let me be very clear. I'm not live stream my poop, you freaks. That's a little too far. But I will set up a tripod in the bathroom.

I'll record it when it happens and I'll release it later. So he's not free. Thank you. A lot of weird. Should it be a tripod or should it be Lucas? Lucas is going to have to stick his finger. Lucas is going to have to tease his ass. He's going to plunge his ass.

Irrigated. Lucas irrigate me. Just a naked tate with Lucas in a point. He hasn't noticed. He has to feel sick. Well, he was having, like, hiccup burps, like in between that speech. It's crazy.

May I ask what the longest you guys have gone without taking a poop is? Honestly, a few days, but... Yeah, I was going to say, like, 10. An hour, but not after a thousand Big Macs. Yeah, that's what. Yeah. Yeah, constipated for a few days. Yeah, like 10 a.m.

What were we talking about? I'm like two days, I'm sure. Oh, yeah, longer than that. Yeah, if I didn't eat anything. Or Nick, I can't. I didn't poop a camp. Is that just you're shy? Yeah.

I had to go really bad. Should you use Brandon's hotel room? I told him. I gave him the key. I know you destroyed that fucking thing Here's here's the Here's what he would do every time Meekfield would talk

You can't You can't You can't be in town tomorrow You should swing by Probably he's a social guy I'm picking up Lucas. Lucas is coming. Are you live streaming?

We're gonna do, I have a, I'm a, Jesus. Great play, ha. Hicups, you know, waterbacks? I'm good, I'm good. Are you saying Jesus is right every time me poke his mouth? I had the guy catching him in the third.

He won't look at you. yeah you can't even look at the i'm sorry i just heard a couple of jesus there you're just like there you're all right yeah he can't he can't stand oh He was like, he was talking to someone else on the other side of the room.

Take it. He was going to grab a water. He asked if anybody else wanted one. Jesus Christ, Troy. Control. Tate's on. Tate. Hey, Big Cat.

How have you not pooped? I don't know, man. But I'm trying to do it natural. I'm trying to do it natural. I don't know why I haven't poop. You don't want to get in your bathtub? Natural bird. I'm trying to do

Like I think I might do an impromptu Stool after Dark tonight Because like stool poop And just do like a poop And then how would it end? We're just gonna watch Until I poop Oh okay

Have you tried nicotine? I've never done that I've never done that There he is wild sober It's Ohio sober This is crazy Would you be open to Lucas plunging your butt

On my channel? Sure if you'd want. Fine. Okay. What about him just manually teasing the rim? No.

That actually works. It does. No, I'm out on Lucas doing that. No, I think I'm going to, my mom's really against this one. Is this, do you guys know, is this actually dangerous? It's not healthy, I would assume. Like, how bad could it be? I haven't pooped in three days.

If you put in, if you put in a Lucy, you'd poop in like five minutes. I heard out, someone said that, but also. they said the first time you do like a pouch or whatever you throw up i don't know but the throwing up might force a turd out yeah or at least like getting something out of your body you might throw up a turd oh that can happen yeah i've been doing i've been eating like lentils or whatever they have like fibrim i don't know i'm trying everyone's saying i got to go to either the doctor i'm not going to doctor or to cvs and i think i got the tripod here we're going to get on poop watch here soon now tate is there like a food that gives you diarrhea all the time

Could you try ordering that? Like Chinese food, Indian? I have 100% hit rate. It's like my favorite thing since I moved to Chicago, but it makes me have diarrhea every time. It's the, is it Jardinare? Yeah. Ardenara, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I love it, but it is. So get it. There you go. There we go. Italian beef. All right, I'll do that. What, uh, how is your HR meeting?

I almost called you. I only call you on serious issues. Yeah. That was the funniest thing I've ever been a part of in my entire life. Did they consent to having the, picture taken? It got real. Yes, I said, I said, they wouldn't let me film it.

And I said, finally compromise, like, I got to take a screenshot. What you're talking about? There's 15 minutes. Kim and Paul wanted to talk to him about his future punishments. Multiple. You're, you're implicated, Big Cat. How so? They didn't like the USC one.

What? They didn't like the Nebraska one. Oh, no, that's fine. Stand down. They're all fine. What's the USC one? He has to go to the USC one. See the shining sea.

Oh, oh, yeah. The big one with Kent State. What's that? You're not going to lose. You're not going to lose.

I almost called you. I needed you in this meeting. I should have been in it. I was like, I was like, listen, I get it, but also were 53 and a half point favorites.

And then Paul was like, I mean, the Red Sox came back and beat the Yankees. But they were both championships. I mean, the giants are good. And I'm like,

dude. Yeah. Dave said it. Ignore Paul. Yeah. This is, They're doing their job in the fact that, like, yes, technically we shouldn't have any employees risk life and death for content. But you're not because Kent State's not going to win.

Right, well, that has to hurt bad. Kate said he will try to kill himself. It trumps like a legal. The legal loophole is it being Kent State. I was trying to hint at it. I mean, it was very funny. I got an illegal loophole team. You could have recorded, like they, we were like planning it out.

It was like, okay, would you do this in an open field? Maybe you could do it around tall buildings that have lightning rods. And I was just like, guys, we should have this meeting after the game. Yes. Three and a half point. Yes. Yes. That one is, yeah, that one.

Also, yeah, you can ignore them. They're just doing their job. Like they have, they have the hardest job in the world. HR and legal for barstool sports. Yeah. That's literally, that's actually worse than any punishment that you have on your list. I appreciate them both and I told them that and we laughed about it how like they have to do this. Then they have to deal with the panting of Mincy.

But then they all have like serious like benefit problems sometimes. It's like, yeah, you guys, I told them they better be getting paid like crazy. But it was very funny when I had to break the news that Ohio State already beat ball state. Okay, good, good. Yeah. Kim was not excited about the vasectomy. And I said news, we beat them. Yep.

Perfect. All right, so you're good. So wait, the Nebraska? What was the Nebraska one? Apparently, if you eat corn so many days in a row, you could get appendicitis, but I said Stephen Chey had it. Yeah, and also. Can't get it twice.

So this is going to be, I don't know, I think we came to the conclusion of they're doing their job, I'm doing my job, and if we do lose a game, we'll reconvene. But there's no reason doing pre-meetings for our state. Correct. We're not losing another game, Tate. You know as well as I do that as much as people clown Ryan Day, he's a bounceback coach as well. So I think we're, I think we lock. I think we just lock in the rest of the season.

Yeah. And we'll be fine. And then if you do lose a game, we just sign your life. Yeah. And then fine. If we do, then we'll kill you in a cornfield or whatever. And that's what I said. I was like, dude, like I'm telling you, I know the lightning rod thing with Kent State sounds bad.

I'm not making it to the next severe thunderstorm. But it's like I said when you were laying out. out the punishments the first time for us. If we lose to Ken State, you will, never mind your little punishment that you will kill yourself. Right. Yeah, you have bigger problems than standing in a field with a golf club or whatever. All right.

Next meeting we have, I'm having you guys my representation. Yeah. Yeah. And it's also, they're not saying you can't do it. They're just saying that we have to sign some paperwork so that if you did die, your, like, parents or your fiance can't sue us. Yeah, yeah. Which is fair.

Yeah. I have a question, by the way. That's all they're looking for They don't care about your life They don't want you to live They just don't want the company to go Yeah right You don't give a fuck about you Tate

They care that Right You dying would be like Oh that's tragic Someone in your family suing us Would be like oh fuck Yeah That's just fucking

That's one L shit They tell you don't We don't care about your life You just care about The ramifications I don't want you to die Just because somebody else would have to host after dark

because I think it's the only way you can get out of it. That means a lot, Nick. I was saying that is probably the path to getting Dave's respect. Have you considered making After Dark like a good program to get on Dave's radar? Actually, now that we're talking about like legal stuff and sign, I actually would like you to sign something that says that if you die, someone from your family has to do After Dark. The Hy-Sman. My family is fed up with the After Dark. After Dark.

Not in a funny way, though. Like, I pitched this idea to him. My dad's at the Guardians game today, big Guardians game. I said, we should do after dark 999 family outing. My mom does it. My dad does it. My fiance does it. My brother.

And they're like, no. Yeah. Yeah. Fair. Fair. Very, very fair response from normal people who are in this world. Uncle Steve was in. Fuck you.

All right. Well, just, yeah, get something to get this poop out. Okay. But also if it's, if it coincides with the Mincey, trip. Oh, man. We got to talk about that. Imagine if they take the,

there's been times where like a flight has had to like land. Oh yeah. You see that athlete? Yeah. That, that's right. Oh, yeah. High rock.

High rock. She exploded poop down her legs and then, but then kept going and just did the whole rest of thing just covered in poop. That could be you. Fuck of you. When is your flight? Four o'clock tomorrow. Because if you do take laxatives, it takes a while.

It takes about 12 hours. So if you are going to do it, you better get on it, pal. The only time it can't happen, I have my first pre-marriage counseling with the priest tonight from 430 to 530. That would be funny. That would be really funny. Live stream it. All right. You got this.

Mincy's upset. And I'm sure he's talked to Tate. He's very upset. He talked to Kyle and I in the steps. Yeah. Like serious conversation pulled us aside. Yes. Yeah.

Okay. About what? He talked to you, Dan? No, not yet. but what? Well, first of all, he's got his NWO shirt on because he's done taking shit from literally everyone except for Dan and Big Cat or Dan and Dave. Okay. Yeah, the pantsing has to be canceled.

He called off that. He said we have absolutely under any circumstances can he get pants. It's if he falls a huge risk. Yeah. Okay. What about no? The thing is he might have to get surgery. Okay.

He said that what did he say it could do to his ankle? He heard it more. Yeah. They could hurt it a lot more. I'll call off the bounty. Bounties off. No bounty. No money.

So if anyone does it, it's just for the love of the game? Yeah. Just for the love of the game and maybe going viral on me. Maybe a retweet. Yeah. No, I'll call off the bounty. No bounty for for Pantsing Mincy. Please don't.

He's hurt. This is going to be great. His fucking boot is so, oh, it pisses me off. He also got dup by AI He texted me Did he text you that The frat house meeting? I just sent it to you T.J

He was like, look, they're already planning on how to pants me. I was like, Mincey, I don't think this is a picture. He did send it to me. Yeah. No, you're sitting there. He was like, look, they're already planning. I was like, dude, I don't think

that's real. This is my content. He was dead serious. He believes that they would like take hours. Look at the crew. Crew, Will, Tate, Jackson, Reed, Hayes, campaign. Adi talk. Needs, good angles, multiple phones, get on Barcelona, don't get caught.

Pants, America. Oh, man. Yeah, he said that to me. He's like, look, they're already planning. I was like, Mincy, come on. It's could be real. I like step four on the plan. What is it?

Pool pants. Whiteboard Highlighter And also the most perfect writing ever Boys Boys Oh man

We have a lot of work to be Watching us All right We got this Yeah He thought that was real All right

No no bounty We're calling off the baton All right Okay I'll let you know if I poop Thank you Thanks Good luck tape

Oh man So at the doctor today Yeah, you were there. Went with Mints. She had the results because he had to go get a scan on Saturday. So she came in immediately with the results. And she said, and I quote, your ankle has not healed at all.

And so I said, so basically was the boot pointless? And she said, not pointless, but it is not healed at all. The boot has not done anything so far, she said. And then she said at least one more month in the boot. And then after that, they're going to start considering surgery. And he's blaming us? I don't know if he's blaming us. He mentioned a few times about how he was giving so much effort on the D.K.

Road trip that that's what could have done it. Also, a couple of things you could possibly blame it on. One, his dad always said that the minces have spaghetti bones. That's the reason he wasn't allowed to play football. Yeah, I want to address something else, too. I mean, maybe sprinting in 105 degrees South Texas heat in my boot for the draft King's Road Show seems like it was not the smartest idea for the healing. But I wanted to show out. Hey, I was showing out for Draft Kings, the company. Is he trying to win that bar?

Not the sprinting. I can't let that. That too. That too. Those apparently were not good decisions. But hey, anything for the store. I still out and stole. Heck yeah, that's a spirit. It's like, Vince's dad has always said the men's got spaghetti. No, he had, Mitz bones are like, my dad wouldn't let me play football when I was a kid. He said Mints Bones are like spaghetti. You got it wrong, Danny. Isn't that? When spaghetti bones, like, not break? That would be, unless it's, like, uncooked spaghetti to the raw spaghetti oven.

Raw spaghetti. It's also coming to my attention that peptides do not help with bone recovery at all. And I believe he started taking them around the same time that he got the boot. And he didn't take time to research if peptides would affect the bone healing at all? Mm-mm. Did you, are there visual indicators that it's not getting better? Like, is it swollen? Whatever, they scanned, the x-ray.

So whatever the injury was, whatever the little fracture was, is still the same fracture we got today. Correct. What's the deal with the doctor? Yeah, was she flustered? Did she wear extra makeup? She was kind of laughing a lot. But she said, Mintz said, you just can't quit me, can you?

And she said, you're a great guy. Oh. What shows up on these legs? You just can't quit me, can you? No, I know. I can't. You're a great guy. Oh, Mincy.

She got a lady in hand? Yeah, I did see the Indian end. Good cameo. That's her. Oh, man. There it is. Undeniable. What was the prescription, Danny, that she gave him, too, for the new thing he has to use?

Oh, a bone something? He's got to use a bone stimulator daily. What's a bone stimulator? I want to watch him with that. Come on. her. Is there She prescribed her

a lot. Brandon. 20 minutes of bone stimulation. What is a bone stimulator? It's like a device when you're like

trying to recover from an injury. Like a Yeah, or it's like electric like the Is he going to be being shocked? Because that would be

the funniest sound ever. Yeah. Did anything was it ever brought up that maybe he's not getting better because he stays in the boot? No. No.

She was asking, like, to his defense, she kept asking, like, you're wearing the boot all the time, right? Wait, and did he, what do he say? He said, uh, he only takes it off at home. That's just a lot. Home games. He blamed it on the road trip and Barstow camp and not taking it off for the entire old Miss weekend because his friends were there. Correct. Huh.

Yeah, as far as I'm, I know, the peptides haven't been brought up until this doctor's trip. And this is Dr. Tripp number five. And what did she say about that? Nothing really. She was just like, we got to make sure you're having like plenty of nutrients. Oh, yeah. So that might be. That might be why.

His appetite is so suppressed. He's very malnourous. But he kept saying like, I'm doing everything I can do. I'm eating a protein shake every morning, eating greens, making sure I get plenty of protein. He said I couldn't be eating any better. But he said he's having like a thousand calories a day. And no iron. He says it like it's a good thing.

Yeah. What are you saying, Brandon? Oh, I don't know. I had nothing. My arm just involuntarily pointed. He's flustered. Yeah. All right.

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Buddha. My live? You're live. What's good? How are you doing? You explained it pretty well. I'm stranded. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm about two hours from, I'm in between Palm Springs and Phoenix. So I made it a little further than Palm Springs. I'm like two hours. I'm like in the middle of the two, right off the I-10. Okay. What about the mushroom pizza? You remember that?

My Domino's order? Yeah. Yeah. That's a great. order. Thin cross with bacon and mushrooms. Bacon and mushrooms.

That's right. Yeah, yeah. And you were like, well done. You can't have a slice. Well, they're not that big. Yeah, yeah,

it is what it is. Yeah. All right, so what's our, what's our plane? Like, you, so can you get on a plane?

Can we ship your car? I don't know how shipping a car works. Like, if there's a place you need to bring it to, or if there's a, like, know if they pick it up like I've never done such a thing because all right so here's here's the

options in my mind like obviously if we can find a stoolie who will do it there's a long drive though i think the better option would be to figure out how to ship your car from l.A. and then potentially have someone come and save you drive you back to l.A., which is a lot shorter of a trip than you get on a flight that's smart i'm also i'm closer to phoenix in l. okay so phoenix yeah so you could ship it from Phoenix. Two hours from Phoenix. Okay. So you just need someone to drive you from two hours to Phoenix to Phoenix.

That would get my car. Yeah. I'm, um, yeah, that's a, that's a solution. Yeah. Okay. And do you want, do you want Stoolies to reach out to, to, to potentially do that for you? I, I think we could figure out the shipping of the car. There's got to be, there's got to be a way to ship your car, right?

What about a tow? A toe all the way? I don't think so. A couple toes. There has to be a way to ship your car from Phoenix. Yeah, right? No, I'm sure there is. Yeah, because people that move out to L.A.,

ship their cars there all the time. So we're not asking for someone to drive you across country. We're asking for if anyone is in the area to drive you from where you are to Phoenix. That could work, yeah. I want to do the drive. But you don't. What happens when you get in the car? It's the interstate.

It's like, it's fast. There's like, no, there's times where like you're, you're like trying to keep up with traffic. And then you look down and you're going like 80 something close to like 90. And it's like there it's like two lanes with trucks. And I just start driving. And then like when I'm like trying to pass someone, it's like I get like I can't breathe. and then that's not good it's a problem i was pulling over i pulled over on like the side of the interstate like probably like six times yesterday like just like sitting there at my car like pouring

water on myself like there are people who drove by that probably saw me i look crazy like okay just like sitting there that but yeah i eventually like made it like i kept like inching closer and closer to this like little town that had some hotels and um All right, what town are you in? What town are you in? Called Blith. All right, Blith? Blith.

You're stranded in Blith? Ben, you don't want to be stuck in Blith. You're in Blith, Arizona? No, it's technically still California. B.L. It's like right on the state line, right? Blithe. Blythe.

I think it's called Blithe. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're close. You're close to... You're close to nothing, Ben. All right, so... You're very close to nothing, surrounded by nines. Oh, my God.

All right. Are your deep? I'm like deep in the valley. Oh, no. Are your DMs open? Yeah, they are. Okay. All right.

And if it, if it doesn't let you DM me, then just tweet at me if you want to help and I'll DM you. Okay. And then I think what you should do is you should Google how to ship a car from Phoenix because I bet you there's a place you could just drop your car off. Yeah. I'm like I'm not gonna lie like it sounds like fucking bitch made of me

but like I haven't flown much at all the past like seven years okay so wait so that's also a problem what else what about an Amtrak what about the train

how are we gonna get you to train man I'm like I'm just like in my head right now just I'm like in like a pretty like just like heightened state of just anxiety like being in the middle of nowhere now where I'm like getting on maybe once i get to like a city and like chill out a bit and then get on a plane i'll be

like more relaxed but like that seems like um just because like when i'm in a car it's like if if you have a panic attack in a car you can pull over versus in an airplane i've never had that scenario so i i just don't know what i would do in that scenario so like i'm okay so so you do want to drive then you would rather drive now are you going to get a panic attack those sitting passenger seat. So, no, I'd just be chugging waters, and I'd have to pee like probably every 30 minutes. Oh my God.

I heard you talking about this earlier. Like, you told the story of like, yeah, so when I got to Denver on my drive out here, I like fainted in the lobby of the hotel. And like, they said it was like altitude. And like, then that scared me from about altitude. Like I didn't, I thought, It was just because I was tired and, like, dehydrated.

And then they, like, freaked me out telling me it was altitude. So then I kept trying to drive out of Denver, and I got into the mountains. Like, there's, like, a part in the Rocky Mountains where you, like, pass through, like, 11,000 feet altitude. And, like, that freaked me out. So I, like, got a hotel. And then I had a friend in Denver who, like, he, like, was able to get one of his friends to come and drive me the rest of the way to L.A. that time. So when that happened,

I just sat there, passenger seat, chugging waters, like, and, like, I made him pull over, like, every 30 minutes for me to go to the bathroom. Okay. Okay. All right, so we probably have to offer something to someone who would be willing to do this. Do you...

It'll be an adventure. That's why, like, when I... No, I'm saying... A lot of money, Ben. We got to give them money. No, I assume cash. I'll chip in... I'll trade them. the guy who did it for me last time. Like I got him like a flight back to.

Okay. So. All right. So someone will get a flight back. You'll pay for a flight back. You'll maybe give him some cash. I'll chip in 500 bucks because I just had 500 bucks open up in my budget. That's incredible.

Yeah, yeah. We move some stuff around. We're not doing a bounty on pantsing anymore. So 500, I'm chipping in 500 bucks for anyone who could maybe drive you across country. I heard the thing story with Greg. I had a similar experience when I used to film the I'm Schmack videos. That's right. In Alabama, I was filming in the crowd, and I used to wear basketball shorts every day.

And some kid just pants me while I was filming, like, in the crowd. And then, like, I had, like, looked around. I couldn't find him. Then they went and did it again. And I, like, saw the guy and, like, was able to, like, go after him. And then he, like, tripped and, like, the security guard, like, got him and got him out of there. But Pansing's a real epidemic. Yeah.

Yeah. Just your... Just your shorts? Just your shorts? They only got the shorts, yeah, luckily. And I was, it wasn't... I was, like, in the back of the crowd, like, filming the stage. So, like, it was dark.

No one really saw it. But they got me. So I felt for Greg when I heard that story. All right. So, Buddha, keep your DMs open. I'll tweet it. People watching the yak. If you know anyone in that area who's down for an adventure.

This is Blythe to New York? It's Blight to New York. Wow. Yeah, we're going to have to. Yeah, that's a lot. But stopping every 30 minutes. I like the security mic talking to him because his, it sounds like his guys, like talking to Spider. It sounds like his guys are all from New Jersey.

live in New Jersey. So they would be going back to where they live. Also, just the idea of, like, a retired police officer driving me made me, made it sound way more reassuring than, like, a random guy. Yeah, we got to get Mike. Well, no, well, they have, they have jobs, though, so having them fly out just to drive you back is a little. Yeah, that's an issue. Yeah, we're out of options. We got to document it too, Buddha. Sorry. You're going to die. That's why, like, my first thought was, like, someone like Tate or someone, because I was

like, it's such a ridiculous scenario. And, like, I'm willing to, like, be the butt of the joke if it will get me home safely. Like, that, but then a spider told me Tate is preoccupied. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's a long drive. Are you okay on back roads at all?

Not that you could do that the whole way, but are you, like, fine driving around backroads? and it's just the highway or it's driving in general? Yeah. Like I was fine. I haven't driven since I got to this hotel, but like I was fine driving around Palm Springs yesterday, like before I got onto the highway. But then it's like the mountains too.

Like there was a part yesterday where like I drove to the mountains and they like tell you like before you go in the mountains, it's like turn off your air conditioning so your car doesn't overheat or something. I don't know why they do that. But that kind of freaked me out. So then I was driving like through the mountains with no air. And it's fucking hot as fuck out here too. I don't think what kind of car do you like?

Turn the AC on. Got a rat for. And what year? 2018. Okay. So you could, I think you can make the mountains. I don't know what the logic behind that is, like why it says to turn off. But they, I've seen that before.

It's like when you're entering the mountains, it's like turn off your air conditioning to avoid. I don't know what they are referring to overheating like me or the car or the mountain by the mountain yeah what colors you're at for black oh Stephen wow or you have a CRV so if you check off avoid highways on maps it's a 50 hour drive I don't even know how you would get out of here avoiding highways All right. Well, we've sent out the bat signal. Let's see what response we get, and then we'll go from there. Is that fair? Absolutely. Yeah, I just extended my stay here for another night, so we'll be getting some Denny's later. Okay. Are you driving to Denny's? No, it's just like a walk across the street.

Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, but I got stocked up on water bottles. I got about like an ounce of weed left with me from L.A. Thank God. All right So I saw all the replies to Dave's tweet I don't smoke while driving It's uh That's not so I'm not like

I don't think the weed is getting me Paranoid while driving No Can't be like Could be But Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah Pronic daily use might have Yeah what about the lack of weed Could that be getting you paranoid Now that That is more realistic because, like, there were times where, like, I was pulled over on the side of the interstate.

I was like, if I can just, like, light a blunt here, I would feel so much more relaxed, but I'm, like, I'm like right on the side of the highway. I'm not going to, like, light a blunt with all these cars passing, but I'm like, I think the weed would relax me. Like, if I was smoking a blunt while driving, I'd be chilling. But I'm like, yeah, it's a combination of a multitude of things, I would imagine. Okay. Well, we'll figure this out.

Yeah. Keep me updated, all right? I appreciate you dog and appreciate all you guys. It's great talking to you. All right. See you, good luck. I'll see you guys.

Have a good one. I didn't see the wrinkle of the flight. You can't do it. Right. Yeah, that's tough. Could just start a life and blood. I was going to say,

I was looking at Zillow, very cheap. Work remotely. That's how a lot of people settled in, like, Denver. Yeah, like, I'm not crossing those mountains. Fuck that shit.

I'm just going to stay right here. What an interesting. He's going to live in that hotel and have Denny's every day. send Greg out there oh yeah I mean Greg could go Greg and Burns

Greg and Burns that'd be a poor decision to go up there Buda Ben I kind of love that That's kind of a great idea I can't The problem Buda Ben needs to stop

everybody Greg doesn't stop Yeah oh my God Greg will not stop If Greg and Burns want to do it obviously they can I can't I was trying to explain this

to Buda Ben when he called me last night I was like I can't I'm not going to tell someone that they have to go and drive across country to rescue you. Yeah. But it is convenient that the security guards live in New Jersey. Yeah. So maybe that. Yeah, how? They just get to drive home. Perfect coincidence.

Yeah. Yeah. Because they'll need to come home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Once I go to live, California. It's actually more convenient. All right, Greg and Burns, if you want to do it, you're It's their to turn down. Yeah, there's the turn down. Yeah, there's the turn down. They get rights to first refusal. Send the, do we have to let them know? Do they, are they watching?

Oh, certainly not watching. Burns might be, but Greg's not. Okay. And this is a, what, a three-day, a three-day adventure? Yeah, I'd say so. No, I mean, it would be more. It depends on how much you see. It's like it might be five.

If it's two of them, though, they could drive through the night potentially. But this is a week. Listen, it would be good content for poor decisions. It would be. what a fucking weird company like this is it when I got that he called me in the middle of dinner last night

and I picked up and he's like I'm in a I got a problem I was like what could this possibly be he's like I'm stranded in the border of California what how

how are you stranded yeah also you're you're a grown man oh man forgot it's Mario's wedding this week. Oh. So he's got to drive real fast.

Better hurry up. Well, no. Greg could bring Buddha and Burns to Mario's wedding and then finish the drive after. That's fair. And that adds some tension. Like, we got to get to Mario's wedding. He's the best man.

He's the best man. Yeah, I don't know. He's just, he's in Blythe now. That's our new office. That's a life in Blythe. I know people who can't drive over bridges who like there's a service where people drive your car over the bridge and blah blah blah

like I've heard of that but I've never seen such intense like Yeah it's obviously real For sure no that's really bad I'm not I'm not like making light of it is a funny Prediction obviously anxiety is real Yeah what so he's gonna move to New Jersey right That's yeah he's moving he's from New Jersey

And he's moving back moving back But once he gets there If driving is a difficult thing, why does he need to have the car? Maybe this is like the opportunity to realize I should just ditch this car. Yeah. Also, why do I need the car to sell it right now? Just sell the car. Also, I'd assume there will be times when he has to travel for his work.

How's that going to work? Yeah. How has he lived in Los Angeles for six years and not without wanting to drive? I don't know. It's damn near impossible. I don't know. It's fascinating. is fascinating.

He doesn't fly either. Yeah. I had thought maybe the panic attack was it's a big life change and it's a lot moving or whatever. He's like, nope, it's just highway scary as fuck. Yeah. By coastal lifestyle where you don't fly or drive is. Yeah.

It's very unique. He wasn't in his a train idea. No train either. Train can't pull over. That is a unique concept. I also think the weed is definitely a factor that we're kind of overlooking. Probably. He needs weed to not have anxiety, but he also can't smoke and dry.

Thus, we're left here. We've got to have truckers that listen to barstool stuff all day. They wouldn't stop every 30 minutes. Those guys are on meth. Yeah, but there's enough room in the back. He could pee in a cup. I think he's got to pee in a bottle. I think he's got to do something here to.

He's got to make some type of sacrifice. We can't be like, maybe not gallons of water back. Yeah. Someone please come to Blithe and drive me across country, but also we're going to stop every 30 minutes. I will be chugging water the entire time. I might be screaming out of panic. Smoking weed in your front seas. If we're by a mountain, yeah.

You have to turn the air off if we're in the mountain. I'm hotboxing your song. Turn the AC off. He's driving through the mountains. Oh, man. Oh. Boobo, boodoo. Tough.

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Ladies, right? Yeah, yeah. Questions about, like, relationships and stuff? I don't know what my answers would be. I think you'd be good at it. Probably. You've maintained a healthy marriage for how long? Yeah.

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Wow. You guys. mostly sports talk about Bellichick's breasts. No, we didn't get to that. That never came up. We had a tail gauge, right? They were perfect. Holy fuck, too. That was a bosom if I ever seen.

Hot. Those things are Pittman-esque. It was AI. How did he get him? We got to get him. We got to get him. bag year hood turnovers is he where we got the ball off then twice oh yeah let's remember him just go down let me remove the head starts gaining weight we're able to

turn both those yes oh yeah yeah plus our touchdown drives on was not about 99 a half yards after our got the boys bark is he just it looks like matilda's prince he is like what 70s Trunch ball. Yeah. It's trunch bowl. What does that mean? Your tits get big and your seven? More firm.

I don't know. I'm trying to help them out here. I don't fucking know. If I don't understand what I, when I hit 70, I don't know. I was trying to do. Your ears, nose,

and tits. Yeah. I think, but just a cute old man, which is a fat fucking set. I think the problem for him is he is, he has just gotten that set recently. He doesn't know how to

dress appropriately. Yeah. Like, it would have been better if he was in, like, a low cut. You wouldn't even in a halter top. Yeah, exactly. Show him off. Yeah. I know Bill Belichick has the reputation of, like, the guy that doesn't give a fuck about

anything besides football. You think he'd care about having giant tibing. Right? Like, giant honkers. You think he would solve just two big cannons, two perfect bouncy cans on his chair. Oh, perfect. Bill, your bra line is showing. Um, I know.

It's because I'm wearing a bra. That was a tweet I saw a while ago. I just know too, like everybody on that set was probably like, oh my God. Get them a bigger, get them size up. Right. Nobody had the guts to be like, sir. You're a football coach. You can wear literally whatever you want.

Also, his girlfriend controls everything. Wouldn't she tell him? Like, if I was leaving the house with big titties, I'd want to be told. Yes. Like, you're thin of your teeth. Definitely. Huh. But I think it is probably, like, truly a blind spot for him.

he's probably in a spot too where like no one's going to mention his tits to be so successful nobody mentions your titty maybe that's what it was maybe it was a test yeah he's testing a stat and they're all fired yeah someone told him he's got too many yes men and he was like let me see let me see let me grow out my how bellichick does it again how he weed you I have yesman let's see will anyone call out my fat juicy Perfect tits. My 36 Cs. He calls all the staff and he fires them all. Except for one young up and comer who was brave enough.

He hires Quigs. It's the man I need. Yeah, I don't know. I think about my tits constantly. I'm always adjusting my shirt and like, crazy. He's on camera a lot. A lot.

He must never see himself on camera ever. Yeah, man. Man? Does he not see a picture of himself? He's never seen... Right. Like, I walk by a car and I'll take a look at the chat. Just to see.

Yeah. Oh, man. Are there any other instances people are sharing? We're like, yeah, we knew he had tits. No, I... This is the first... They never looked like that. It's a new set.

And they do look like Sam Pittman. Sam Pittman. Where Sam Pittman's is good. I'd like to see those. Oh, Sam Pippins were better. They were better tits. Better than... I know.

Bills were fucking good. No. No. had some big ones. If you do not remember Sam Pittman's, maybe? But weren't they like ugly tits? I thought they were ugly and sloppy. Bills were like perfect.

Symmetting. Yeah. I mean, those are. Oh, whoa, never mind. Yeah. Those are fucking great.

Those are fucking awesome. Yeah. I forgot. Those look fake. Those are incredible tits. Those are nana tits. That's insane. Yeah.

That's a real, that's a real photo. Yes. I remember it, but. Yeah, those are you give it enough attention. They're hot If Bill gets liposuction How much are you paying for the jar

Of his If he got liposuction I hope it would just be to make his His waist thinner So his tints are up Oh my god He gets an hour Ongal

Fetius ass Bill Belichette Oh Bill what a thigh gap I love my curvy boss He also We should just say like he he probably doesn't care because he's dating like a 25 year old and getting

laid on the regular. What do you care? Like if he was single and had to try to meet someone then you probably do something about those tits. I hate this question I'm about to ask you. You think he's getting laid on the regular? Yes. Yes, I do. What's the regular for a 73 year old? Well, they got

pills now. But he's not, it's not him, it's her. She's not. She needs it. Remember the ring camera footage? Yeah. We ripped a fart I guess I don't When he was leaving the house

The booty call He ripped the fart On the steps I needed a coffee I was dragging ass So you go You got a coffee Oh blue

Yeah You dragging ass Sometimes these Wednesdays with the wub It's just you know You drag in the early afternoon That's all You got anything tonight Just pick it up

No I got a couple interviews For college football show But nothing Nothing tonight Okay So you're good Braves in town Yeah

Should I went and saw him I was thinking about hitting up Matt Olson But it's like also like playoff push Yeah it's getting down It's kind of the time where Really serious I think they're chasing the Dodgers For the two seed right?

Yeah Cubs fucking White Sox are white socks Oh No we'll make it We will But I just Doing the same thing every night

I know It's driving me kind of insane Could y'all see another trip? up to Milwaukee? If the situation were to arise, would you do it again? Yeah, I said next time we have a chance to do it, we'll absolutely do it. But it's, uh, uh, octigley. Listen, I want octagly bad, but we all want it.

We all want us. Limping in there. He's doing a big limb. We all want octagly so bad. So fucking waiting. Just want it so bad. Might have a driver candidate. Oh.

Okay. Is it LD? Oh my God. Oh, wow. God damn it. Yeah. How did we not think of this? That's about right.

Cam's heard one ounce of one. What a duo, by the way. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But wait, the longest Ethan's ever driven was to Connecticut. Yes. And he lives in Connecticut. What if, yeah, I mean, what if he gets stuck?

What if they're like a, like a guys in a well and he just keeps grabbing and pulling people down? There's just like more people in the well with them. We keep sending more men. Dave, we got a problem. Ethan and Booter are stuck in Missouri. Oh, no chance it's Missouri. It'd be like New Mexico. Yeah. They knock off one state at a time before they could.

All right, I'm going to put it on a text together. Well, we've got to interview Ethan to see if he can do this. Yeah, we do. Do you think he can do it? No. Because wait. Yeah. Also, yeah.

Wasn't the drive? Like, it was a point of discussion from Connecticut to Connecticut, right? Remember he? He had to work up the nerve. Yes. His furthest drive is from Connecticut to Connecticut. Small state. It was to the casino in Connecticut.

Is it just big city or northeast guys that just don't drive cars? I think big city. I think because I was driving. I just spoke a lot. I was driving across the state when I was 15. Like, no, no issue. But, yeah. I think it's big city.

But not here. Yeah. Everyone drives here. Yeah. Either New York or just, I think it's just the New York area. New York, New Jersey. Yeah, New York. It does feel like.

That's where the non-drivers live? Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't a question. Yeah, because there's like, New Jersey, like, like, Tommy never drove. Frank doesn't drive. Yeah. L.A., you have to drive.

Right. If you have the means, you buy a car. Everything's forever away, right? Yeah. So it must just be a East Coast thing. Yeah, I do think there's a lot of people in New York who are like, I've never owned a car. I don't have, like, why would I? Yeah, they don't even get driver's licenses, right?

I also have a guest on. Oh, yeah, we do. We have a guest on. It is the, it is Joe, Joey. DeConnic, he is the mayor of Blythe, California. Whoa. Oh, yeah. Mr. Mayor, thank you so much for joining us.

Well, there's a fast deal out there. Yeah. So we have a guy, one of our employees, stranded in your town, and we were wondering, like, what, what's going on in Blithe? Well, what permit did he not pay or something? He's stranded because he gets anxiety when he drives on. on the highway and he thought he could drive from L.A. to New Jersey and he got

to Blythe and was like, no, I can't do this. Okay, what's he driving? He's driving a Honda CRV. Okay, no big truck or nothing. No. Everything's okay, right? Yeah, yeah, but he might be stranded

for a few days and I guess that's where you could come in and help is like, what should he do in your town? What is, uh... Well, no, I can put him to work, God dang. Oh, right? Yes. I got a lot of things to do, man. I think it's done.

So what do you do for work besides being mayor? I'm a farmer. Oh, what do you farm? All right everything. I've done it all. I love that. Mainly right now is alpafa, do D.I. onions, wheat, Bermuda grass, cotton. Used to do watermelons, fresh onions, all the mixed melons I did all them years ago.

Did you vote today? I voted yesterday. We had voted for our PVID board. Is it true that they have to send the ballots via helicopter from Blythe because you're so far from the county seat? Well, years ago, they used to drive down and pick them, but once a while they'll fly them. It just depends what's going on. Yeah. Do you guys give keys to the city to anyone?

Yeah, what do you want? I mean, our guy might be there for long enough that I feel like he should get a key to the city. city, right? Yeah, but you get to key to the city, that's the public works. You got to go fill potholes. Okay. Oh, you're going to earn it. There's little things you've got to do to earn that key. Okay.

Do you have some projects that he could possibly do, maybe do in one afternoon? I don't know. All right. He's in his 20s. Oh, yeah, he can probably do anything, then. Okay. Well, not. Yeah, except drive.

Dry. drive or flyer take any sort of transport yeah how how many people live in blithe well um i'm going to say our population what is it mallory about 18 000 well that that was with the prison we don't have one of the prisons now so oh maybe we're down to what 15 16 okay okay what's like a perfect day off in blithe you have a saturday with nothing going on and what's like the perfect day they're all perfect I love it. He's good. He's good.

So he, so far, so far he's only stayed in his hotel and he's going to Denny's. What else could he do to fall in love with the city? Okay. Well, well, you got, you know, like he's got Denny's and there's steaks and cakes, but that's on the other side of the town. You say Denny's?

We have Sizzler, and then we got Garcia's. It's a Mexican food place. Okay. I'm just saying that if that's what he's addressed. food. Food, yeah. We don't have as many bars as we used to. Yeah.

So I don't know if he's a drinking guy. Not really. So what would you have to do to get a key to the city? Like, is there a certain amount of days he'd have to stay in Blythe? Or is there something he could do? Is there something he can figure out that we could get him a key to the city and maybe do a ceremony? Maybe the day he leaves. Like, it's like, hey, thanks for stopping and picking Blythe.

Well, we can do anything. I never done it before. So, okay. We try something. I would like to get a key to the city. I think you got to put him to work. Okay. All right.

We'll have our people. We've got to put him to work. I think our Booker was probably talking to Mallory. He can reach back out and we'll see if we can get him to do some work for you. Okay. All right. Thank you so much. Thank you, Mary.

Thank you. I appreciate it. Okay. That's it. I thought you going to donate some money or something. All right. Fine. You want me to donate something?

You got to give me a key, though. I'll donate money. How much is a key? These bears are good. Tell me where to donate. If I can get a key for my guy before he leaves, I will donate money right now. All right. What are we talking about?

A couple million or what? Oh, okay. Joe. Joe, oh, man. We'll mess around. You know, we get to the point. It's a pay-to-play league. I like that.

I like that out of you. You got a local football team? Yeah. We have our, you know, our, what's unique about our town? We have all the sports going on. Football's going on. And, you know, this summer we had the swimming teams. And then we have the volleyball and basketball.

Wrestling. Yep, we have a lot of everything. I just had walking in right now, we got Joey Halby. Oh, Padre. It's one city council. Come on away. Oh, go on there, Joey. Hey, I'm on over.

Hey, how we doing? How we doing? We were watching the feed. And I said, what is the mayor? We're in a hot bar school. I love it. So, all right, so you have you, have you, you see what's happening right now with Buda Ben, right? Did you see that part?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I messaged you guys on Twitter. I said, I got you. What you need. Okay. So, yeah, we would love to get Buddha a key to the city before he leaves because he's going to be spending like three nights in Blithe. I would donate to something if, I mean, the mayor asked for a million dollars.

I'm not going to donate that. but I will donate to whatever you got to get him a key to the city, maybe a ceremony before he leaves. And I can engrave it. Oh, no kidding. Yes. Holy shit. Yeah.

Hey, you guys were asking special things to do in the city. You go to go to my shop. My grandfather, he found it in 1938. It's called Halbies. Okay. You send your boy over there. We'll take good care of him. All right.

All right. We'll do that too. Okay. Absolutely. So him and Ethan? Yeah. All right. So we're trying to find him a driver.

He's going to be there for at least another day. He's going to be in Blythe for at least another day. Do you bring down or what? No, he did. Well, his brain, his brain broke down. He can't drive on the highway. And he's driving across the country. He got from L.A. to Blythe and then said, no more.

Okay, but he drove that far, but now he needs a driver to drive further on? Yes. To New Jersey. Yes. The anxiety of being on the highway. You know, the mountains and you have to turn off the AC. in the mountains. Yeah. Does anyone come to mine and Blythe that would be willing to drive him to New Jersey,

you think? Let's do it. I'll do it. Are you good stopping every 30 minutes? Because he will be chugging. You know what? It'll be great. We can talk about Notre Dame football all the way there.

Go Irish. Oh, okay. I like that. I like that. All right. So, wait, what was your name? Sorry. My name is Joe Halby.

Joe Halby. All right. So we will get in contact with you. We've got to try to get booted. to come down to your shop. That would be fun. I think it's close to Denny's, right? Yeah, everything's close. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Real close. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You could walk. Yeah, I'm a councilman, you know, so everything's crazy. I seen the mayor. I said, you guys were saying Joey the Kuna got what in the world? I couldn't believe you guys put this together with Mallory that quick. That's really cool. Yeah, shout out Mallory. Incredible. And then, yeah, if we can get, if we can get Buddha maybe a little something to remember his time in Blythe key to the city like I said

that would be fun a little ceremony we got you okay right now he's walking right he's not driving he's at a hotel across from the Denny's just doing nothing just trying to wait it out until Ethan Camps gets there

did I miss Ethan King oh Ethan Camps is doing he volunteers this is becoming a real adventure wrong with his vehicle what's wrong nothing oh it's just him it's him he can't handle driving on the highway he's got a panic anxiety anxiety for the highway yeah the trucks and the speed were too much for he can't even comprehend this yeah and then mr mayor your follow-up question would be like well why doesn't he fly he also can't fly scared of flying well then let him walk that's him

change his mind oh all right well we'll uh joe will will we'll will we'll contact you and we'll get something set up and then Mr. Mayor, thank you so much for having us on. Yes. Coming on. And we're going to get our boy out of Blythe, but while he's in Blythe, just please take care of them.

Yeah, yeah. We'll roll out the red carpet. We got him. All right. Thank you guys. You guys are the best. Take care. All right.

Appreciate it. Oh, Lord. That mayor don't give a shit about it. That mayor, the minute we hung up, he goes, what the fuck is that guy's brother? Can't drive? Oh, it's a clothing.

Oh, that's a lot. That's the place is sick. Yeah. It's a good look. It's like I looked it up on the mat. It's like a half mile from the... Oh, okay. So he could actually...

Got to get him to Halby's. He could actually... Oh, bad at Albies. Did you see that with the mayor? I just saw the ending, like, a logo of Blith. I don't know what it was... We had the mayor on from Blithe, so they're going to take care of it. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah. They're going to put you to work, though. Yeah, you have to do a day's work, but then you can get a key to the city. Have you ever farmed alfalfa? Yeah. Wait, oh, oh. Yeah, it's just the guy.

Yeah, it's the guy. He got supposed to him? Yeah, he literally was just on. I was like, we want to get him a key to the city. He's like, he's got to work. So I was like, all right, he'll work. And they got a lot of work to do around. They're going to take care of you, though, Ben.

You could, you could be there for months, probably. Yeah. He's got to fill pot holes and realize this would open up opportunities like this. Yeah. Are you, is Ethan on to, J.? No. No, did you send it to him? You want me to.

Wait, I thought. How far did he from me from? He has to be within like a mile. Yeah. You got to go to Halbies. We got to go to Halbies tonight. It's a t-shirt shop. Does he want to get like lunch?

I think that I think we got to connect you. He recommended steaks and cakes. Is that one? Yes, that sounds great. All I knew about is Denny's. And also that's there. All right. Send me your number of T.J. if you can.

What are you going to? You got to ask. him to lunch? Ben, I don't think he's going to like you. Not at all, Ben, I don't think this was a mayor that was elected. He just showed up one. No, no, but the other guy, Joe Halby. Halby will love. Howby's in. Howby's in.

Who's how? It's Halby. Alby owns Halby's up the street, about a half mile. He's up the street, Ben. Councilman Halby. The mayor look kind of disgusted when we were explaining. Anxiety. He doesn't.

The concept of anxiety. Well, look, here's the hero of the day, right? Yeah, Buddha, but we should say this. If you do see the mayor, I just want it very clear. He thinks you're a tremendous pussy. All the people staying in my hotel are Marines from the Netherlands. There's like some training base. 29 palms probably are probably very close.

I asked one of them. I was like telling them what happened. I was like, you probably deal with like panicking and whatnot. Like, what are you doing? He goes, I've never panicked. I was like, oh, all right. Ben, the mayor wants you to walk home. He said it will solve everything.

God damn it. That's what he says. All right, Ethan. Hello. Are you, are you, are you, do you remember Ethan Buddha? I don't know if we've ever met. I don't think we've known Ethan from watching the show. I don't think we've crossed paths.

Hello, I'm Ethan. Yeah, nice to meet you, Ethan. Nice to meet you as well. That was awkward. You guys were there at the same time. I think so. same office yeah

yeah we might not cross Ethan can you drive from Blythe California to New Jersey I think I could no no

you're going to get stranded in Blythe I love that is he's gonna get stranded too yeah I could what's the furthest I want to see how many

people we get stranded send them all out there everyone everyone falls in the same well they're just stuck they all just start working just stuck They're all become just alfalfa farmer.

All of you boys. Making fresh onions. Ethan, you'll be the hostess of steaks and cakes. Ethan, what's the furthest you've ever driven? I drove Connecticut to Connecticut, which is sneaky, sneaky a long distance. What's it, 40 miles across? It was about 80 miles to get to where I was going, I think. Okay.

That might have been 80 miles total, actually, now that I think. No. What's the longest stent you've ever had in the car at one time? It's that. It's 80 miles? Yeah, yeah, about where I'm at, which is on like the New York border to Foxwoods, which is like two hours away. Okay.

So what makes you think you can drive from Blythe, California to New Jersey? I'm a pretty good driver. I, you know. But you don't know how you are after two hours, right? Or not after one hour. Those waters aren't tested yet, but. Why is that the Why is that the

You want me to be the guinea Why is that the farthest you've driven Ethan Great Just you've had no reason to go any further No part of you never been like To go anywhere So you don't get like anxiety or anything

No I mean I'm not like the fastest driver I'm pretty content with cruising In the right lane but That's good Buddha Yeah Yeah I'm going to say it's inspired confidence This is just unlocking new anxieties for a man. Yeah.

Yeah, one out, like 80 miles isn't much. Like, I can, like, kind of trek there 80 miles. I can, like, like, kind of just stop and go if I need to get 80. I don't know. I don't know. It doesn't, like, I have no disrespect to you, Ethan. I thought you were coming in here being like I have a long experience. I thought maybe you might be like a commercial.

This is like Ben, you can't be picky. Yeah, I mean, I don't know was mad that Shrex showed up. Yeah. No, no, boo, I think you're confused. Ethan's coming to Bligh. Yeah. Ethan is on his way. He's going to Blythe.

Ethan, do you have any dog walking? Is it a driver? Yeah, it's a driver. Oh, God. I have, I have to watch my uncle's dog tomorrow, not allegedly. I'm supposed to watch my uncle's dog tomorrow. Okay.

So you want the guy who allegedly a, asked to watch a dog tomorrow. You can't drive me. Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, you cannot be choosing. No. You're not in the picky. I apologize, Ethan. I apologize.

No, I take no disrespect. I only tweeted about it because I wasn't even watching. I got some tweets like, oh, you should do this. And then I tuned in and everybody was like, oh, you should eat. And then I was like, all right, Ethan. So maybe we can find a third person who could maybe go with you guys. I don't mind Ethan. I don't mind Ethan.

I think one more. Yeah. As a passenger, okay. So we need, so we'll get Ethan to Blythe and then. I don't think my car would make it, but I would go. No, Danny, Danny's too responsible. No, Danny, it's not your car. Yeah, it's his car.

You just have to fly there. Oh. But Danny would have to stop in Chicago. Danny, what's your long distance? History. Driving. Probably I've switched off, but at least like five hours. I have no problems with that.

I could drive for a day. old day Buda why you be so dissu about this? Yeah I don't know Ben can you tell us ideally if they exist or not your perfect candidate

the traits that you want? Well You'd hate my car When I was speaking to and I thought the chance of the security guard coming to drive me that inspired confidence

that was like all right this guy he knows the road he knows how to handle himself you know what I mean it's like that I feel more confident in do you want someone that's going to drive fast or like Ethan said hug hug the right lane because I think our security guards are going to haul ass yeah they're going to go get you there still get you there quick but I feel like your anxiety

that might not be what you want true if they're if they're like confident haul assers then maybe I don't know it's it's give or take but yeah but like the the idea like no offense Ethan that like 80 miles is the most that we've done. Yeah but that's just because he hasn't had to go anywhere. It doesn't have the waters. He hasn't had the need. Again, too,

Buddha, you can't really be in a spot where you're judging other people's driving about these. No, I understand. But then if I have to be the passenger, it's like it'll be less annoying for the driver the more better of a driver

they are because I'll be less freaking out. Can you like lay in the back seat? Will that help at all? I thought about this as well. That's also another, that's a candidate as well. Yeah. I was like, if I can just be like teleported asleep to New Jersey, I'll be best case scenario. Yeah, we'll knock you out. Oh, sure. Yeah. How am I getting this key? We're going to, you got to talk to Joe Halby. he's the owner of a t-shirt shop yeah halbies halbies i can work there if i can't get out of here

join join halby's and then you got to deal with the mayor who's going to be a little bit tougher of a of a hang than halby i think so the mayor said i'm a pussy but he offered to give me a key he'd never really offered it dan tried to buy it i tried to buy it multiple times and he kind of sped past it the mayor don't take no shit um how long can you stay there buddha like realistic like realistically however long I have to get back to New Jersey because I have a moving truck coming

with my stuff where like when the first date I think I told them is the 24th that they could arrive I expected to be back in New Jersey by the 22nd according to my original route but it's been delayed okay

still seems doable yeah because I also don't want to right so So what would you say about this? What would you say about if we got Ethan and Danny there Sunday and you guys started? Oh, God. Yeah, if there's some other way that starts sooner, that would be three. That's a no.

I don't really want to fuck up Danny's week. I'd read, oh. When would you rather go? Earlier. Right now. Now. Okay. All right.

So then Ethan can. meet you wherever you guys stop. What, yeah, Ethan, what time do you have to walk the dog? It's, uh, I think I have to go around 11.30 tomorrow. Can you get, you, you have to do it. You don't have anyone else who could do it. Great. My mom's gonna be pissed when she hears this is the solution.

So, she doesn't like me from the tornado incident a decade ago. Well, no, she, she likes you that, uh, she just, she was, um, Danny's a good driver. Danny's a good driver. Only five car accidents. You're fine. What? No, they weren't my fault.

Three of them. He's not a bad driver. He's an unlucky driver. Yeah. But what I... So I would be... How does this work? I'd be flying that.

How exactly did all five of these happen? All right. So what I would do is so, so Ethan, answer me this. Tomorrow you have to go. You have to walk the dog? Have to. Have to. Tomorrow I have to. All right.

So I think what we would do is, We got to find someone to drive Buddha to Phoenix. Danny flies to Phoenix tomorrow. Ethan flies in the afternoon to we'll pick a spot on the route. Okay. So you'll pick up Ethan as well. This is so crazy. Well, yeah, I mean.

Desperate times. And I'm driving Buddha's car. You're driving Buddha's car. Gotcha. Danny, we're about to become the best of boys. Let's do it. We're going to get you out of there. We're going to save you.

No, you're a hero for this But how did these five car accidents happen? We'll talk about it. We have a lot to talk about it. Yeah, you guys save it for the show. Save it for the show. Yeah, save for the car ride. All right, I'm looking at Blythe.

Where? All right, so, Blythe, Phoenix. All right, so you're not too far from Phoenix. About two hours. What is that? What is that? Oh, yeah, what is that guy? Is he in Blythe?

An alien. Someone DM me saying they're in Blythe. I don't know if they were lying or not. All right, so let's get that person. We'll give, see if someone will drive you from Blythe to Phoenix. Let's get you to Phoenix. You got to get to Phoenix. You have to be in Phoenix tomorrow.

Can you do that? Seemingly, I got to answer some of these DMs. A lot of them, like, were people in Arizona, like the people who are in Arizona, I guess they would need to have. drive out here with someone that they're with. Right. Like, so that they can bring their own car back and then they would drive my car. Right.

So I'm going to reply to some of these messages from these people. All right. So that's not like that, that's something you could do tonight. Like someone could come and potentially pick you up and blight tonight, get you to Phoenix. Do I have a meeting with the mayor? Potentially, yes. Do you want a meeting with the mayor? I kind of do.

I wouldn't recommend it. All right. put a picture with that. I'm going to send Josh our book for your number. I kind of do want him to stay in Blythe for a few days. I don't want to get out of there. I love Blight. I think like tomorrow is like all this of life.

Tomorrow's Blythe day. Tomorrow's Blythe weekend. Okay, yeah, yeah. All right. So stay in Blythe. And then Friday. You're staying in Blythe. Ethan, you're going to Blythe.

All right. Ben, is there a chance you, like in these couple days, you meet a gal and you settle down? I mean like. I'm willing to help. There's a Denny's nearby. Oh, shit, really. Do we need? I'm willing to help if you need me.

Danny. That's totally fine. I thought, I thought the plan. I want to see what happens. Yeah, I want to see what they come up with. I want to see what Ethan is. Danny offers a level of competence. We don't really need here.

We don't need that confidence. Yeah, Danny, your, your adulthood is, um, that's fair. It's a little too much. Yeah. No, I need the confidence here. that competence would be valuable for this voyage. Well, the real question is, why has Ethan go on? Ethan's inevitable.

If we have Danny, we don't need Ethan, which is why Danny can't go. I'm confident. This is a great opportunity for Ethan to step up. All right, all right, but what if Ethan is your driver, Ethan goes out, gets you, and if worst case scenario, Danny's in the bullpen, if we got to send him in, we send him in. Sounds good. Well, safety-wise, I just want to throw in two drivers would probably be beneficial.

because you can't drive. If Ethan thinks he can handle it, then that's a whole different story. Ethan, I wouldn't have spoke up in the first place. Out of 10, 8. Oh, that's great. That's where he lives at 8 at confidence level. Yeah.

Always confident. Is 8 high enough, Ben? Let's bring you Danny to. What do we mean confidence so that you're not going to crash the car? You're 80% sure. He's not going to crash the car. What's your, Danny, what's your confidence?

All right. Here's what I'm offering. But for driving 10. Here's what I'm offering, Buddha. Perfect. That's what I need. I think that Danny can get to Blythe tomorrow. And you guys can set out.

And you'll look at, we'll chart the path. And then Ethan come to? Yeah, yeah, no. Ethan's going to. Ethan has to walk a dog. Okay. So you'll read out with Phoenix. A whole 15 minute ordeal.

So Danny's going to get to Blythe. Danny comes to Blythe. Ethan comes to Phoenix. Or Ethan comes somewhere else on the route. Okay. So Danny's going to drive for one day. My original route had me going through Roswell, New Mexico. Okay, I'm going to map it out for you, but Danny's going to come for one day.

He's going to drive tomorrow. Tomorrow he's going to drive. We're going to try to get him a flight tonight. He's going to drive tomorrow, and then you guys are going to end up somewhere that Ethan will be, and then Ethan's going to drive the rest of the way. Or he could be in the car while Danny drives the rest of the way. But I don't want, Danny driving all, I guess two driving. We're not going to do it in one day.

For the content, you want Ethan driving, right? And we do want Danny documenting. All right. Also for the Ethan, I want Ethan driving. I think Ethan, we've been begging and pleading for Ethan to step up and have some initiative and prove that he's a big boy. And Ethan's like, this is my time. Yeah. I kind of want Ethan to like be the star.

Yeah. I think Danny documenting Ethan. I want it to be Ethan's time to show that he's capable, you know? I agree. Danny's going to have to stop in Chicago. So then it'll just be Ethan at that. Yeah, yeah, you'll drive to Chicago and then Ethan will take you the rest of the way. I think that's fair.

I'm simply here to take orders. Am I stepping on anyone's toes? I will simply document if that's what you want. I will drive a little if that's what you want. I think you're going to have to drive a little. Okay. Totally fine. All right.

Ben, are there some cities that you circle that, like, you wanted to stop in? Like, was Roswell one, like, you want to. I was trying to avoid Texas on my route just because, like, if you take the I-10, you go past all, like, the border patrol stations and stuff, and I didn't want to, like, have weed in my car going through, like, the checkpoint. So I was going to go up to Roswell, New Mexico, then cut up to Lamar, Colorado.

I was going to be in the middle of nowhere, Lamar, Colorado for a night. And then I was going to go Lamar, Colorado, to Kansas City, Missouri, and then I was going to go Kansas City to Chicago. Kansas City. Somebody said Kansas City. I actually hit up around.

But yeah, then I was going to go Kansas City, Chicago, Chicago to Pittsburgh, and then Pittsburgh, New Jersey. If you two boys show up to Mario's wedding. I think that's the recipe. It's like the Avengers getting to get. Is this the Green brag thing, Mario? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I had hit him up like, I was like, yo, I'm going to be driving through Kansas City.

Like, we should link up. I'm trying to check in with you. And he was like, yeah, I got a wedding rehearsal. I can't. So I guess that's Mario. Danny, what time do you want to fly out tonight? Sooner the better, I guess. Like a 615 out of Midway?

Is that? Are you perfect? Are you sure, Danny? Yeah. All right. There's a 455 out of midway if you want to do that. Is that too soon? No, that's probably too soon.

Yeah, we'll do the 6 o'clock one. 6.15. All right. I'm going to get that book for you. Flying to Phoenix? He's flying to Phoenix. Driving over? Well, I don't know.

Do you think you get an Uber from Blythe to, or from Phoenix to Blight? What's that drive? Or you could just rent a car and then leave it? Is there a rental car place to drop off in Blythe? Just give it to the mayor. He'll take care of it. What's the drive from Phoenix to Blythe? Two hours.

Two hours. You could stay the night at the hotel on that. That's nice. How do I get there? That's nice of you, Buddha. Here we go. We're meeting in the middle. I only have one bed in the room.

Oh, yeah. All right, so, Buddha, text me what hotel you're at. We got to figure out, we got to figure out how to get Danny from Phoenix to Blythe. You could do like an Uber relay. Yeah, I bet you maybe we can call this. There might be like the, I got dozens of messages after I came on earlier. So like one of those people might be down to drive Danny. They're probably.

Oh, yeah. Could someone, so. So. So, you guys have to. connect Buddha and Danny got to connect. There's probably someone in Phoenix who would drive to Blythe. Okay. That'd be great.

I'd be really grateful for that if anyone could. I'll give him some cash. And Ethan, you just walked that dog, man. I mean, no, no, Ethan, you're coming. Yeah. So what time can you fly out tomorrow? Late, like, probably like 9 p.m. after 9 p.m. So we'll figure out where you guys will be.

They're staying in Blime. tomorrow, right? No, no, no, they're going to, they're going to wake up in Blythe. There's a greyhound that goes from Phoenix Airport to Blythe. Oh, no. We're not doing that to do that. We're not doing that. We're not too. All right. So, no, no, they're going to wake up in Blythe, potentially meet with the mayor, then hit the road. Okay. And then they're going to hit the road and go, they're going to drive all day tomorrow to a place that Ethan's going to fly to. Are we still going to do the Colorado route now that you have a driver? No, I don't, I think your route is out, Buddha.

We got to find a route that gets through somewhere that you can fly to. Okay, yeah, no, I got you. Well, let's see the map. He can meet us in Tucson because I was originally going to drive to Tucson. That's not far enough. It doesn't feel. No, I feel like you guys got to. No, I mean, if we leave, if me and Dan and leave Blythe tomorrow,

we would get to, it would take us about like four hours to get to Tucson. Show the, show Blythe to New Jersey. Let's see. that and let's see which what the and so you guys are you guys are spending a little time in Blythe tomorrow morning? Yeah I'd like them to meet yeah yeah I got a good

Danny have you driven through mountains I can't say I have I mean what are you at heights all right perfect not afraid of at all then not afraid of so okay so this is the drive they're going to do tomorrow keep going I am very

Amarillo have a... Marilla would get to Amarola. Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City. How far is Blight to Oklahoma City? Oh, God. That's got to be like a day and a half. You think so?

I might be... Stopping every... You know, he's going to peeve it on. My goal was to stay places with hell of his... 60. Holy shit. No, I don't try... The part of my mapping...

The quarter of... What airport do you fly out of him, Ethan? usually West Chester that's not gonna work but I think I think in theory gets any of the New York ones around

like stay in cities that are like lower elevation Buddha I gotta stress this enough dude you're acting like you're shopping for a wedding yeah Buddha I think you're I think your demands are out extensively and then then

the plan went completely wrong day two so now i'm like trying to stick to the plan as much as possible i think the plan's out the window i think we're doing new plan yeah are we are they coming back up to chicago to drop danioff i think they should be great because when i drove with frank to Vegas we drove from chicago all the way to the bottom of oklahoma's like it was the right over the border in north texas and that took one full day but that's like that's doable yeah But that's one day. Something like that.

Like you could do that theoretically by the end of the week, like if they're out there tomorrow. Danny, how long of trunks have you driven before? How long of trips? Yeah, like the longest, like one day trip. I mean, I've probably driven like at least five hours at a time. Not all straight through, switching off drivers. But you don't have to worry about that at all then. Wait, mountains or no mountains?

For me, I'd avoid mountains. But I had one mountain pass. going to go through on the route i plan i might just have to blindfold you we were going to go through the rittone pass i watched youtube videos of it to prepare myself it's called the retone pass we're going to go through that um but it's whatever route you want to do but all right we'll figure it out hold on i got this all right the ratone pass is nice so we got either it's either we got to cross through like the bottom of the rockies or we got to cross through Texas. It's one of the two.

I'm starting to think maybe just live in Blythe. I think it sounds easier. I really liked how Barsol Blythe looked. You could fly out of JFCK. Are you saying, could you potentially? Ethan? Yes. Yes, Ethan. Yeah, yeah, right. Just making sure.

All right, I think I got it. Hold on. Let's see. Blythe to Amarillo, maybe? No. We're going to go Albuquerque. Yeah, Albuquerque. All right. All right, we got it.

Ethan, you're going to take a flight from JFK tomorrow night at 7 o'clock to Albuquerque, New Mexico. That might be a little early. 7 o'clock might be a little early. At night, yeah. What? What time are you walking the dog? It's a night event for my uncle. What?

He's got a night event. What do you mean? You just said 1130. Yeah, but I said I'd be available at 9. That's not available. That's just you don't have. So you're busy all day because you're walking the dog. So like 6 a.m. Thursday or Friday?

Is that what you're saying? Yeah, that would work? Yeah, a million percent. Are we spending the night in Albuquerque or picking him up there? Well, no. Now that he said this, we've got to find a different place. Yeah, because Albuquerque, that's like 6,000 foot elevation. Oh, is it?

Okay. They drive to Albuquerque tomorrow and just wait for him to get there. If he leaves first thing Friday morning. And Ben, you don't want to stay somewhere that has that high. I don't want to sleep somewhere at that high. And that high elevation. Okay, no elevation. All right, got it.

Forgot about no elevation. Elevation's tough. The air gets thin. Right. This man has so many demands. It's crazy. A man's stuck in blight. You're talking like a man who isn't stuck in blight.

It's crazy. You are so. Life is nice, though. Yeah. this is insane what I would like to see in my fantasy world my bad go ahead

in my fantasy world Ben stays in Blythe and Ethan meets you in Blyth and then let Ethan cook that's what I would like you I would like you yeah no Danny should just be documenting

that's what I that's a fantasy I would love that if my fantasy could come true it's like you go to lunch with the mayor tomorrow you just wait it out and it's like is it going to be 12 hours

is it going to be 36 we're waiting on Ethan to show up and save the day. Oh, so you want to get to Blithe? And then we let Ethan cook. And I think Ethan has it in him to drive the entire way. Me too. What's the earliest, Ethan can get the Blithe? And you go farm alfalfa, you fill potholes, you do whatever it is you got to do

in Blythe as you wait for Ethan. I think it's all led up to this for Ethan camps. Because I think it's one of those things we get to the two hour mark. Everybody's like, will he do it? Will he not? And then it's, oh, he kept going. going. Oh, that's so much willpower in that body. Yes.

He really surpassed a two-hour mark. This is the story of Ethan that we have been leading to this point in time. Yes, I'm saying. But Ethan, is there a chance you get to that two-hour mark? You're like, I can't. Don't even want to think about that. Okay. He'll get you three.

He'll get you a smooth three. All right, so we want Ethan and Blythe. Yeah. I agree. All right. I think that's the fantasy. But if it can't happen. He doesn't have to leave tonight then.

Danny can leave tomorrow with Ethan and Danny meet in Phoenix. But the fucking Ethan, this like 9 p.m. thing is killing us. Oh, yeah. I know. Usually I'd be able to get someone else tomorrow. I can't. I can't tomorrow. So 9 p.m. is the latest you can go.

We put out a call for someone. We got to get the dog. We got to get Ethan to play. Danny's up buddy. Ethan, you volunteer. Yeah. Should I go watch the dog? Connecticut.

Oh, Candy goes to the Oh, yes, yes. There we go. Now we're

getting simple. Now we're solving this. This is a slippery slope. This is how Ethan gets while he pipped and is out of work forever. I'm not,

trust me, I don't want your job of watching a dog. All right, all right, all right. There's no one who can watch the dog,

Ethan. Not tomorrow. No, usually I would be able to ask my mom, my brother, whatever, not tomorrow.

You can't ask them? No, no, no. Buda, by the way, the chat is saying that, if you,

drive through Texas and get pulled over, you'll go to jail for the ounce of weed. So you've got to smoke that before. Yeah, that's why I also like the security guard idea because I was like, they got the connection with the police. Stop with the security guard. That's not happening. Not happening. But then they would be like, this is my guy.

He's smoking. It's fine. No. No. Texas is pretty strict. They might, yeah. They're saying a state trooper will meet you at the line and send you a deal. All right.

So you got to get rid of that ounce of weed. Or we avoid taxes. My God, this guy. That was my original plan. Yeah. But you don't, but you want to avoid Texas, but also want to avoid elevation. No, I have it. I have it all mapped out.

Where? We go Tuscan. It was supposed to be Palm Springs. It was supposed to be Palm Springs to Tuskins, to Roswell. Blitz to Tuscan. To Roswell, New Mexico, to Lamar, Colorado. to Kansas City, Missouri, and then we're across the country

where, and then we get it to Chicago or wherever from there. Okay. Okay. What kind of dog is it, Ethan? Uh, it's not in Colorado.

Sorry. What were you saying about Lamar? It's cool. It's right off the highway. They got a little steakhouse there. All right. Here's what we're going to do. I,

Ethan, Ethan and Danny will be in Blythe by Friday. and then it's just whatever happens happens. I like that. I think that's the move. Are you sure you? My thing is like Danny will get them out of Blythe. I want to see if they can get out of Blythe themselves.

Do we want to just keep? Ethan. We just want to send it. Ethan? I think that's what I want. I was excited. I was low-key excited for Danny to come tonight just because it would have, I would have company. New fantasy is Danny goes to Connecticut to watch the dogs.

That's what I want. It would be an easier flight to come watch my dog because he'd be. just fly into. All right, so let's do that. Danny goes and watches. Danny goes to your uncle's dog. My uncle is actually just texting me about it tomorrow. I actually have to go earlier than I thought. All right. So Danny can get there tonight.

Yeah. What time? Like 9 a.m. tomorrow. There's a vet appointment. There's. Oh, okay. Yes, Danny will do it. So, Ethan, is that cool if Danny comes to watch the dog tomorrow? That part, I would love to say yes to

but that's not really up to me. That's up to my uncle. Can you get him to zoom in right now? Um, I can try. Okay, yeah, just ask. Ethan, we're so close. We're so close, Ethan. Come on. Everything's falling right into place for you.

It's all seamless. Oh, it's a vet appointment at nine. It's Ethan Camp's time. You just got to. Danny's very trustworthy. We can get him there tonight. He can stay in a hotel near you. Also, and if your uncle's nervous about Danny bringing the dog to that,

Danny is a good fucking driver. Yes. Get the dog to vet safely. I like Danny's trustworthiness being used for the drive. Buddha, you don't get to decide this. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, I was excited for Danny's arrival. Sorry, Ben.

I got bigger fish to fry now. No, apparently he's don't want to walk the dog. I could ask another guy in this office. I have one guy in mind who could join with you and Ethan. Mintz? You're going to say to walk the dog? No. What is that?

I mean, I feel like Deutsch would just... Deutsch. Yeah, that's what I was hoping you'd say. I was hoping you'd say, Doran. Zendron. Sendron. That kind of inspires some confidence. I love how Buddha keeps commenting.

Like, we're taking it into... Yeah, we're driving a car. Vuda, why does Deutsch inspire confidence? He seems like a guy, like, um, like a McGiver type guy like if you were like in the woods with him or something and you were like I need like we need to build something real quick

he would be like oh I used to do this all the time so like I feel like driving is probably like not an issue at all to him I don't know I could also see him not having his license yeah 40 years a day might be an I see that that side of it too yeah it's one of the other probably

either extreme Ethan how you feeling I'm feeling good feeling good I'm waiting to hear back for my uncle here, but Like, do you see this as a big opportunity for you To kind of prove Just another day. Just another day.

Yeah. I got a question. I'm more so thinking about like when I have to go upstairs after this and be like, yeah, so mom, I have to go to Blythe, California to save Ben. You know, that would be fun, but. I got a question, Ethan, not to put you on the spot. Yep. How's the other thing going?

It's going well. We've played a couple times. We've got the footage. Okay. Then we're putting it together. It takes a little time. Have you won? Yeah, I'm up like 30 bucks or something.

It's been pretty uneventful, actually. I'll go down and then I'll go up and then I'll go back to even. I sent Ethan $2,000 to start his poker journey. Whoa. Poker journey. Oh, nice. Yeah. He's going to vlog.

So I'm up 15 bucks? You're up 50. Do you want me to actually send you that? No, no, no, that's fine. We can tally it up at the end. All right. All right, all right. Yeah.

Yeah. my life yeah i got yeah it's nice he's doing it he's doing it he's doing it that was the business idea what what day was it that you came in and it was like no that's that's when they were lighting off cornfield

oh yeah yeah bad time that was when we were going to talk about it yeah yeah yeah all right so so is your uncle cool with this did you text him i i did i'm waiting to hear back he's probably in a meeting or something but okay Danny, you're up for dogs.

I think Danny comes to Blythe. With Ethan, too. Who's going to watch the dog then? I will say Danny does add the element that he will document it. I don't trust either of these two guys. That's true. Yeah, but those two going dark, not knowing where they are. Pretty funny.

Either way, you're in Blythe for a while, buddy. Yeah. Yeah, I'll just start my stay a little further. You extend me. All right. I'm going to go back and watch what you guys talk about with the mayor so I can hear about some of the restaurants. But how would you get to the restaurants? I can probably drive like.

Let's drive. What a drive we go. Come on. My car and drive. Quick drive, I got it. Don't be ridiculous. I walk to the Denny's. Denny's is really close to me.

Yeah. All right. Ethan, you let us know where your uncle says. All right. All right. Well, do. To be continued. I think Danny gets on a flight tonight here.

No, Danny's, I already canceled the flight tonight. There's no reason for him to be there tonight. We should uncansel. If Danny can't watch the dog, Danny will have the option if he wants to, to get there later tomorrow or Friday morning when Ethan can get there. Would we be back by Sunday?

No. Well, no. So Danny's out. I think that's why Danny should probably just fly tonight. We hit the road in the morning. and then we meet Ethan in Tucson. That's so not that far. That's like an hour away.

It's a lot of travel for a time. The way you've done this drive, it's like four hours a day. Yeah. I'm worried. Yeah, I'm not a long distance drive. I haven't drove long distances in years. And you were like, but you were good for this.

So Ethan, you're going to have to convince your uncle. He doesn't know me. You're just asking if a stranger can come in his house and walk. his dog. So he's obviously going to say no at first. What are you going to say to kind of convince him, persuade him? And he sounds out on Blythe. He does sound very... I've noticed

that too, Ben, but... He sounds like way more into the dog walk now. Dog sit. Yeah. Dog sit. Yeah. It's mostly sit. All right. I mean, if we want to, we could just do the original plan. Danny flies tonight and you

guys get out of Blythe tomorrow and then Ethan meet you. So that way you don't have to deal with Sunday. That'd be great. Do you want to do that? Well, I don't know. I think these two would be funnier on their own. I agree.

Absolutely would be. I agree. Sounds out on Blake. Sounds so out on board. I'm trying to think of the best content scenario. Okay. The best content scenarios, Ethan is the hero. Right.

The best content scenario is Ethan Camps. I don't know. And I'm watching the dog, but it seems like it's going to be a tough sell for me to be able to watch the dog. I do feel like that will be an uphill battle, yes. But is why I have to convince him. Do you think you get to Phoenix on Friday? By Friday, if you did like 15 minutes, you know, every four hours? Yeah, or I can find someone.

There's people that hit me up from Phoenix. Yeah, realistically, I could. What would the scenario be there? It would just be Ethan flying to Phoenix on Friday morning and then you guys just going. I, again, no offense, you can. I thought I made it like. Like, I'm not trying to have Ethan drive my car for like 40 hours. Okay.

Yeah, I've picked up on that a couple times, honestly. I want Ethan there. I think it would be great company. All right. So we're at an impasse. I don't really know what. I might recuse myself from all planet. Yeah.

You might have to regroup. Every turn you've made is a dead end. Yeah. Now, could Ethan put together like a highlight tape of him driving today and send it to you to inspire a call? I definitely watch it. I can't guarantee anything. I don't know what to do. You might have to start a new life there, Ben.

All right. So regrouped tomorrow, I guess. Where we're at right now is that Ben is still told me. Yeah, no, no, no, we're just in place. He might go to the mayor. I'm out. Okay. I think I'm out.

I tried everything. You tried your best. What happened? What happened? Danny flying. No, because you were making too many demands. I think I'm out. Ethan, just keep us posting on what your uncle says. You don't want Ethan.

You want Danny there tonight. You don't want to go through the mountains, but you also don't want to go through Texas because you got to have your weed. You got to stop every half hour. It's just too much, Buddha. I was trying to help you. I've been trying to help you find a solution.

When you put it that way, it sounds like a lot. Yeah, it is, dude. You're not going to give them any pieces of your dominoes. I can compromise on like probably like four out of five of those. The compromise part, even saying compromise is crazy. You're stuck in blight, dude. You're marooned and blight. You're a grown man stuck in blight.

I don't have any responsibility to save you. Yeah, you're like on a desert island right now. You're like, ah, who's the pilot? Yeah. Oh shit, no first class. Danny, that is literally a one for one. Yeah, that's exactly what he's doing for two hours straight. Oh, all right, we'll reconvene off-line.

Maybe Ethan comes. I don't know. All right. We'll reconvene. I'll connect you guys. You can plan. You probably have DMs of people saying they would drive you. So we'll go through that alternative.

I like the idea of Danny coming. Yeah. Yeah, you made that. Danny seems like good company for it. He's got to be back by Sunday, though, so that's out. We can't get back by Sunday? No way, could you? With your demands?

Dude, you don't want to go any route that makes sense. I'll go the, like I said, I'll call out. I won't say the word, the C word, but I will get rid of some of my requests. I don't want to call them demands. Demand sounds crazy. All right, we'll take this offline. We'll talk. I'll connect you with all the guys and you guys can you guys can plan something.

All right. I'll see you tonight, Danny. Absolutely not. All right, see you boys. We'll get Denny's. Ethan, stay on. I'll connect you guys all via text and let you guys and then I'll leave the group message. Okay.

All right. All right. Okay. Farewell. All right. See you guys. All right. We move.

Oh. Wow. I. I. I took myself out of it. I'm done planning. That's probably the smart. Yeah.

That's kind of where I got us. That's holding us hostage from Blythe. Yes. Crazy. I have a list of demand. Who is the exact same guy he was seven years? Exact same guy. He hasn't changed an ounce.

Exactly. You have a dude volunteering to fly to Blythe, California, drive all the way across the country to help you out. He's like, no, I don't know. Yeah. I don't really trust them. I don't know. Caitlin booked me a flight.

Should I tell her? No, I canceled. Okay. Yeah, yeah, for free. I just put you on a text and left it immediately. I said, here's everyone and then left the conversation. I'm just going to keep standing. I need updates on that chat.

All right. So far, nothing. Do you understand Bouda now? Yeah, I think I got him. Yeah. I love the guy, but this is part for the course. That was not what I was expecting.

but boy, that was something. He's acting like he's like, he's in a like perfect location and it's like a two hour drive. He's asking someone. That's it. He's in place, California. He needs to get to New Jersey,

but you can't pass, you can't go through mountains or states that. If I was in his shoes and Ethan emerged as like a guy who was going to do this, I would start sobbing. I would like, yeah. I would be like, oh my God, we found someone. Thank you so much.

Yes. He's like, I can't get here until 9 p. I was kind of hoping. There's no way you'd get back by Sunday. And I don't think out of principle I can't be the one who picks him up anymore. No. Being too demanding.

Yeah, right. It has to be Ethan. You can't. Right. You were like the fact that you said, I'll do it. He should have been like incredible whatever you're. Right. He wanted to check my resume.

Like just be like, oh yeah, I can get to Phoenix. Like, oh, I'll do this. Like whatever, wherever you want me. But instead it was just. I think I'll just go as far as if Ethan's uncle lets me, I will watch the dog. Fair. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, well, you could tell Ethan that on the text. Yeah. I was excited for Ethan, too. I really, really thought this is good. Same. Tried his best. It's crowning accomplishment. Yeah, so Chicago to Blythe would be...

We could also get a new character popping out of the woodwork who saves the day that we haven't met yet. Maybe so. I think I want to see how bad Buddha wants to get out of Blythe. If it takes a couple of days, it's like, Ethan, yes, it's fine. Yeah. Or does he just content? I'd like to see him with the mayor.

I would too, at Denny's. It's like 1,900 miles, Danny, so, like, think about it. How many hours did he say he was comfortable? So if you did eight hours a day... He was five. Five hours a day he wanted to do? He said that? Yeah, right?

Was Buddha said he would go five hours a day? He said he's not a long-haul guy. Oh, I didn't... Even as a passenger? Yeah, that would take... So even if you did eight hours a day? a day of uh and that's not counting stop so it's really 10 hours oh it would take you four days to get back to chicago so you would be screwed i did not realize the caveat of even if he's a passenger

he can only go five hours a day i thought he said he could sleep in the back seat which is also ridiculous oh man crazy okay all right i'll i'll keep you updated there's there's no motion in here so far fuck man all right Let's spin the wheel. Oh, there we go, Tate. There we go. All right. He's going to poop.

He's going to poop. He'll be fine. All right. Let's spin the wheel. Nice. All right. Brandon will love to hear that. Yeah.

It's been a reset. What if the mayor of life like changes Ben's heart? He makes him. He spends the day with the mayor and he flips. He's like, you know what? This is the life I can drive. Oh. I thought he was just going to fall in love with.

Oh, I was going to say, what if the mayor tough loves him into like turning it around? And he's like, you know what? I got this. That would be cool, too. I don't know. There's a lot of possibilities. There's a lot of possibilities. All right.

We'll see everyone tomorrow. Love you guys. See tomorrow. Bye.