The Yak - Caleb Pressley is Reunited with His Arch Enemy | The Yak 10-10-24

Episode Date: October 10, 2024

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Yo, TJ, pull that up. It's the act. It's the act. Yes, time to talk shop. We're doing Yankees. Bob is the act. It's the act. But don't.

It was a joke. This is why. Oh, we're back. And this is why slurred chicken Yeah, a problem hey we had to get will to empty the clearly you were good at that. Yeah Slur any slur will was just like I got will was George Clooney starring with the ER yeah But welcome in But welcome in. Come. Yeah, you do.

You actually got on. Let me do the ad. You row back dot com promo code. Yeah. 20% off your first purchase. Q zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, row back dot com promo code. Yeah. You thought a certain word was back and then made Jerry use it.

And Jerry said, but Will told me it was back I Don't I don't think that was to Jerry's I was there Jerry was like but will kind of made it seem Like it was bad anybody who watches Shane Gillis is like oh that words back so Well you should get you know Dave has the champagne bottles you should get one with every slur You know, Dave has the champagne bottles. You should get one with every slur. You're back. Oh, man, Willie C's here. The man of the myth and legend.

I got something for you. Yeah? I got something for you. Are you ready for it? Maybe. I got a gift. Yeah? I'm ready?

Yeah. Well, it's your stuff. But it's a gift. Oh, you got the pants? I got the pants. I got the pants from the jersey. I got the full set. Whoa. Those are game-worn pants.

Will Compton. Should I go change? Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Go get. You can take.

I'm going to take a trip to the museum. Yeah, take a trip. Take the thing out. I hope they match, because I might have gotten... Take the jersey out, too. Put the jersey on. Put the whole thing on. Yes.

I was hoping, like, I'm glad we didn't have to, like, hey, try him on. Try him on. Yeah, no. They were in his hands for two seconds. Should I put him on? He's the best. He's going to try to tackle someone.

What does his dick look like? Yeah, well, yeah. I mean, we to tackle someone What is it dick? Yeah? I mean we're gonna see his yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sure tiny tiny tiny dick. Hello everyone. What's up? Hey Yep, should we I don't know rest off the top the news that mood dang his cake Kelly Keek sent me that and she ruined my day What does that mean? Oh mooding skis who dang is just cake delicacy mooding is cake. It's just cake It was never it was never hip. Oh

It's moving is a dessert. It was always came. It was always just a cake the whole time please know they just made different levels of the cake and So we've all been had no no Moodang just been cake that is that look very satisfying But what about that hippos head off? What about our Philly guy? Did you see that Connor Griffin got Sabrina carpenter tickets what how do you score those yeah mark Bepin bottom Wow? Thank you mark when you said Philly guy I thought you're talking about our Philly guy because ron just had Skip Bayless on the Pat Pev show coming out next week.

Oh, and we'll have him. Skip Bayless coming up next. How was he Friday? Tomorrow? Good. Yeah, he was good. I like him. He's he's. Oh, no, he's fast jogging back. I don't think he wants to see anybody. Yeah. I think he's got to keep the sweatshirt on because I think the pants might has he gained weight oh they wouldn't let you go back to the museum

oh you look good how could you know you weren't allowed in your way you're allowed in your own museum they will wait go to your museum you tell them who you are around the other way. What do you mean? Around the video board? They have to let people go to the bathroom. They wouldn't let me go in the hallway because it's in like a shot. That would be a funny background shot. Alright, so we need to get you though in the jersey for the full thing after this.

How's it feel? It feels good, like I'm ready to take a rep. Yeah? You gotta talk in the mic. It feels good like I'm ready to take a rep. Yeah, you're talking the mic It feels good. Like I'm ready to take a rep. Yeah Good line That's good line. You look good. What is what is uh, what is a rep in your eyes? What does that look like? You know take old old I know old heads in basketball, you know, you want to get the edge You just go put shots up. What do what do football guys do? Oh, I don't know

Yeah, that's like the game you don't play once you get done. Yeah, it kind of looks like you're just wearing capris That's what football pants off. Yeah, but especially with the tone like they're khaki capris. Yeah Yeah, and this is a thank you BC. Yeah, of course. This is from my my second start. Mm-hmm Wow, that's the one locked up Delaney in? Yeah. Oh, you got to wear that tonight on the screen. I know, and Delaney's here. Yeah.

Man, what are you guys doing the rest of the day? Hanging, chilling, killing. Hell yeah. Oh my god. Nothing planned? Spooktober, embrace the spook. We got a little something planned, but you know. You a haunted house guy?

Love haunted houses. Love being scared in haunted houses. Yeah, me too. Yeah Like I like to get chased by a chainsaw at the end. Yeah. Yeah, when's Taylor getting here? Probably in like an hour Yeah, you got a big beef yeah, you got to flush that out bro huge Cuz you're gonna be telling him I'm gonna be standing next to you just looking at Taylor being like.

You fucked up. Like an ally in the Spooktober game. He, Taylor, Taylor's big Spooktober, Spooktober guy. I'm like, I never really, I like Halloween. You know, one day I like Halloween. But this year I was like, you know what, let's get into it. And I took my son to Spirit Halloween and spent $300 on decorations.

And I took a picture of us at the checkout with all the decorations and sent it to Taylor. Nothing. Whoa. Nothing. Saturday. He didn't respond. Wow.

Response, not a thumbs up. Not a double tap. Nothing. Does he not fuck with your son? I'm gonna burn down everything That I own now not even just a let's go not even a let's go FG just one LF fucking go love Just a love Exclamation point yeah, did you text will no I didn't because well he's yeah is Taylor's spooked Oh is tae a spooked over is mainly Taylor's thing. I embrace it because I love it. Not anymore. You're the mayor of Spooktober now.

Wow. Don't do that. Yeah. Try to divide the house. I'm not trying to drive a wedge between you guys, but when I think Spooktober, I think Wilco. I do as well, yeah. I guess I do too.

I think we all do, yeah. Dude, I bought, I was saying I bought stuff that like, I bought a fog machine. I don't even want to turn on. I bought like skeletons, spiders, spider webs, lights. We've obviously been doing it for a few years and it's like we were on the pro football show last week and Taylor's talking about how you embrace the spook, how you do this. And I'm kind of side eyeing Big Cat like is he going to buy in? Is he going to buy in

with the boys? I tried. He kind of talked about how he's going to get into it this year and apparently he went and shopped for it and then just got nothing in return. Wow. Yeah. So I feel I think I feel how I see why you're jaded I see why spooked over is putting myself out there like that. Yeah, Taylor not respond. That's pretty scary

Probably the only thing that could save them. Maybe now I hope you doesn't you I hope no one tell him But if he came in he's just like yeah, that's part of spooked over. Yeah, you made yourself vulnerable Yeah, he did he goes to me. Well, we basically did the like this show me my money mean Oh, I finally showed him my spooked over That's an embarrassing dude that would be really upset. I'm very upset you could tell yeah He sounds like my bottle that shit just to text it to him, too well, you know I know I bought it cuz my son just started grabbing everything and Like once you go into a place like spirit Halloween, that's you go in thinking. Oh, we'll get some lights and man

Were we was I wrong is the fog machine even out of the box? No couldn't figure will I ever be out of the box? Probably not maybe on Halloween proper now Brandon will be asking for it here soon. Yeah, I'll get it for next year. You want that thing What's up with everyone loving Halloween this year? I don't know. It's a little much. I just ordered more shit for our yard. Steven's talking about it's better as an adult. Yeah.

It does sound like it. We went on another spooky walk last year. Kate is great. What is the spooky one on our walk? We went on a walk this year. We go in the wagon in the dark and they get flat, they get flashlights and we find all the spooky houses and it's great.

I hype it up, I'm like, oh shit, look what's up ahead, I see the lights and I like hype it up and then we get there and it's like, it's exciting. And then you look at your own yard and you're like, it's not as good as those other spooky arts. You like that. Got to get more shit and you get more and more shit. I get why you're saying it escalates. Yeah, this is new to me too. Christmas is always that, but Halloween, I don't know when I started. It's like the weather breaks. you start to get in a great mood

because the heat is done finally here too and October Halloween it kind of kicks off all of holiday season. That's till you get to kind of start at the first of October. Certainly a great time of year but I didn't know people are getting festive about Halloween. Yeah it's the start of the holiday. I like it as long as it's genuine. Do you have any decor up in your home, Kyle?

No. You have a black cat? Oh, that's the biggest decor of them all. Can I borrow her? Oh, yes. OK, nice. She'd go perfect in the fog. I thought you were going to say the fire.

I put her in worse. There are multiple houses in my neighborhood that have decor of That mimic human beings being hung wait. Yeah, I saw that multiple houses there's one that looks like a body bag being like hung from a There's one that's like a skeleton like a new surround And uh yeah, and I just feel like it's a bit much no that's actually on you yeah I need to do I yeah anymore that you're

not embracing the spoon as long as it's like yeah you gotta embrace that shit Brandon anything you dead bodies yeah yeah Brandon you're not very festive, are you? No. I am certainly festive. He doesn't even do Halloween. I'm crazy festive.

You don't do Halloween? I'm the most festive. You're not the most festive. You don't do Halloween. That's crazy. I'm just waiting for Thanksgiving and Christmas. That's when I get... Can I ask you a question about you not doing Halloween?

Is that a you just never did it or it's like a religious thing Satan's... Witchcraft. We just never really it or it's like a religious thing. Satan's witchcraft. Oh, we just never really got big into it. It's not really something that we preferred. And again, I don't like getting scared. I don't like fright. I don't like horror movies. Like, I don't really like any of the imagery very much. So I just never, never really embraced it.

Like Will is embracing it. What about ghouls? Not a big ghouls guy. Not a big goblins guy. That's understandable. Oh, a big ghouls guy. Not a big goblins guy. That's understandable. Oh, you're a goblin guy. Not a. Ah.

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Woo. There she is. Shit. Damn. Not a big ghost guy. Oh, man. There's not a thing about eating. Anything else?

No, that's it. What about, you know, witches? No witches. Warlocks? And my neighborhood is, there's one house that has three gigantic probably fifteen foot tall, there's a werewolf, there's a skeleton, there's a witch. And? And they're all just hanging out

over the road and like, that's a lot. That's sick. That's too much. Are you the type that's like, you see people embracing the spirit and you're like, oh that's dumb, or you're kind of like, oh it's good to see people embracing the spirit. I don't really think about it at all. I just drive past their house and you know, let them do what they're going to do. I'll do what I'm going to do.

Were you dressing in costume this year for us? If y'all, if we do a costume thing on the X, I will dress up in costume. I think I would love you to be Frankenstein. Okay, that's, you're only saying that because you've said I look like Frankenstein before. No, I don't know why you're pushing, do you not want to be Jewish? You don't look like Frankenstein. How would we do costumes? Buy them and put them on our bodies. No, no, no, would we get to pick are we doing a wheel pick? Let's do a little pick. How we pick a wheel pick

Yeah, we can do a wheel. Yeah, I'm gonna be Bowser on Halloween proper with my kids, but I'll do a different one for this And if we do this, we're all definitely going to wear costumes, right? It's not like one of us will show up in costume and the rest will back out at the last second right guys you say we're not gonna back guys would never do that and even if I did back out it might start something amazing for you that gets tons of views every time yeah yeah we should do we should do costumes we should do costume we should yeah it's Halloween on Thursday let's think of your kids like Halloween now that that you say it, I think we should. Yeah, they like it.

They like it fine. Do they do it at school? Yeah, they do it. You never dressed up with them? I'd never dressed up. That's the funnest part. Come on, man. Why?

I'm good, I'm happy with my choices. Yeah, but with the kids, it's not about you. Yeah. It's not about you. Yeah, but if they never do it, they don't know what they're missing. Yeah, they're fine. Also, you spoil the fuck out of this, guys. That's it's not about you. Yeah, but if they never do it, they don't know what they're missing. They're fine. Also, you spolied the fuck out of us, guys. That's wrong, by the way. Yeah.

Yeah. Kids would definitely know what they're missing if they didn't do Halloween. Yeah. Because everyone does it. We're good. We're happy. What are you going to be, Will? I'm going to be Beast off Beauty and the Beast. I have like a full mascot head. Nice. Good. Rue's gonna be Belle. And since my wife is... You weren't gonna be Gaston? Huh. No.

Probably just too hard to get... Yeah. ...your body in shape for that. Right. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. The long ponytail. Wait, what is your wife gonna be? Because she's gonna be Miss Potts.

Oh, because she's pregnant. I'm pregnant, yeah. That's funny. That's good. That's funny. I like that shit. I do. shit. I do Like when they put like babies and they dress up babies as lobsters and put them in pots

That's some funny shit. That's some good shit. What uh, what are your kids gonna be? My son's gonna be a ghost from Mario. Oh Boo, yeah boo and I'm gonna be Bowser and then my daughter wants to be a banana nice Yeah, don't you good? I think that was just cuz I asked her at breakfast the other day and there was a banana And then my youngest is I think I'm gonna dress him up as Mario nice yeah, yeah, it's fun Yeah, it is fun. So you gonna dress up as KB? I'm not but I can't wait to have kids and do it with them. Oh, will you would have loved Kyle's mishap last year? Oh what happened? Oh, yeah? recreational blackface

Chimney sweep he he did the soot without being in front of a mirror. He oversooted I'd put a little too much. I was a chimney sweep yeah the black yeah with the black and I applied the soot weird it happens the soot spread more than you thought it would but you didn't get to see I applied the soot liberally conservatively yeah oh my plan was just stay in though though. I didn't want to go out. Wait, you were going to put that on your face and stay in? I was going to stay in and watch movies. Putting on blackface and staying in works.

Putting on blackface and going out. Imagine that. Dude, I was just staying in my... Kyle, you did blackface? Yeah, but I watched a movie. Dude, I was in bed the whole time. I knock on your... Oh, I wasn't expecting company.

You were in blackface? Yeah. I'm like out the whole time. I knock on your door. Oh, I wasn't expecting company. I'm like out in public flying. Put it on, pop on a film. Pop on a flick. Tim Blackface to stay in. There's gotta be someone who's done that. Oh yeah. You walk in, he's just watching Martin. Wanna see how you look? He's laughing along you guys see lieutenant

Dan survived is the hurricane oh I don't know I'm not keeping up with the lieutenant and stuff I saw him. He might be a bad guy. He might not have been able to go to the shelters because pedophiles. No way. He's been arrested like 30 times. Alright. Never saw that. Why do we have to reveal that? Just let him die as a pedophile. I don't know, I think you should probably say it. Well, he made a ton of money over the last couple days. He's going to become an internet celebrity. I think we should be like, hey, also pedophile.

Can we have a... There's a thing of his mugshots, he's got like 27. Oh, 27 mugshots. A lot of them. Oh, man. Yeah, not a great guy. And it's all for the guy that lives on the boat. Yeah.

In Florida. Oh, that way he wouldn't have to go to neighborhoods and say, hey, I'm a pedophile. Right. When he said the motel thing, did he say woman or girl? He did say woman. OK, all right, all right. Wait. Did he say girl? Did he say woman or girl? He did say woman. Okay, all right, all right. Wait, did he say girl?

Did he say girl? Maybe. What he meant. Now encourage this more because he has a zero percent survival advantage. We gotta hope he dies. Yeah, well it's over now. It's over. The hurricane's done. It came through last night.

Oh, my bad. He did great. He stayed on his boat and he's okay. Oh, the hurricane is over? Yeah. I thought he was going to die and be smashed into a million pieces There was a video of a guy in the eye of the storm It was crazy and I think you can travel with it the calm part Yeah, he was standing in the middle of Tampa in the eye of the storm and it looked like there was just nothing happening

Yeah, oh, so we're fine That's great. We lost the trap. Well, I think a lot of people evacuated, which was good. Right. One was like hurt or well, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, there's gotta be. Yeah, it wasn't too one person hurt. Yeah, sure. One. It's gotta be someone who got the least sprained ankle. So yeah, did all of your people come through? Okay, all my characters are fine. Okay, okay nothing doing I did see one dude who was sitting in his kayak in his basement and It's basically just proved that everything Stephen Che tried to say so wrong that guy didn't try sir

And Steven as a survivor of a flood did what did you think of all the footage? I? Mean pretty good like the most shocking one was the is it called Tropicana field still the the raised a in though the roof getting ripped off I know that's not yeah, less sturdy than a regular roof But yeah, I mean like hundred I heard it was like 120 plus man our winds on the ground like several feet of flooding It's really bad clear water got it really bad. Yeah, I mean it was oh This looks like the this is what the silver what, uh, the Silver Dome looked like. Wow, it all got ripped off. My. The Silver Dome was like abandoned for like, did you guys ever not look at the Silver Dome like it was great abandoned porn?

I find it TJ, but the Pontiac Silver Dome, Pontiac Silver Dome. Rosamania 3. Yeah. We actually just put a shirt on sale. 100 percent of net proceeds go to silver Just long so you can Purchase that 100% of net proceeds go to feeding Tampa Bay, which is a food bank in Tampa the biggest one in West Central, Florida Covering 10 counties will help get emergency supplies food etc to those in need Nice good. I saw the Marias. I was talking about birds getting stuck in the eye 10 counties will help get emergency supplies, food, et cetera, to those in need. Nice. Good.

I saw that Marius was talking about birds getting stuck in the eye. Yeah. I don't know if this is true or not, but there. Oh, is that the old? Yeah, wait. Do they have the? Yeah, look at that.

It was cool. People would go and skate around. The turf was there for a while. Some of the, I used to watch all these videos. I think they finally imploded it. Where that it's in Detroit yeah that cool yeah it is cool really cool are you into abandoned shit like malls and a little bit yeah all do it came I last account I follow like Nellie's house amusement park yeah Nellie's house oh no Nellie's house. Oh, and I'm in Nellie's house is all yeah. He just left

What'd he do nothing? I don't know where's he live now? Probably a different house. He has to be a different house amusement parks abandoned or Monkey yeah, those are cool the the ghost towns in China The ones that they build like they build Yeah, you guys ever ones that they build, like they build... Yeah. You guys ever seen these? They build a crazy amount of condos and stuff

and houses expecting the population to show up and they just didn't. So there's just these towns that were built brand new that have no one there. There's a country that moved their capital and now nobody's in the capital. Really? Myanmar.

Myanmar? Myanmar. You find the abandoned towns in the capital. Really? Myanmar. Myanmar? You find the abandoned towns in China there. Why did he abandon that mansion? Why didn't he just sell it? Oh, he was bored. You should buy Nellie's mansion. Where's that?

That was Nellie's? Outside St. Louis? Wow. Maybe Lake St. Louis? That might be his mom's. All right, yeah, yeah. I used to tube on Lake St. Louis. Is this it?

Yeah, look at this. Ghost cities is what they call them. There's a guy that bought it. So they, BC, they built this. They built this and no one ever lived there. That's really cool. So there's no, nobody's ever lived there once. ...informed it into the world's second biggest economy in a short space of time.

But do these empty cities show the ugly side of this economic boom? Let's take a look. Number one, Ordos. The whole city feels like a post-apocalyptic space station straight out of a science fiction movie. The words of photographer, Rafael Olivier, when speaking about the Chinese ghost city, Ordos,

in Northern China China in the early 2000 China experienced a coal mining boom and was awash with cash Expecting a huge economic boom they built an entire new city named the or dose which was Anticipated to be the home of one million. Wow. That's crazy. I love this Wow. That is crazy. I love this. That's... So no one moved. and government officials and government offices were moved near Ordos in order to encourage them to live in this empty place The whole city is one big investment plan gone wrong

Crazy that is nuts Donnie has to go. Yeah, can you like frolic there play? Paintball will be so fun. There's a bunch of them, too There's a guy that bought a ghost that's a good find. Yeah in the US He bought he bought the whole town and he just like does YouTube videos of like going in the mines and like houses and stuff. Really? It's cool. Ordos. I'm gonna be bringing that up every holiday. But there's more, I think there's like multiple ghost cities where they just kept on building because their construction boom was crazy. They'd build it and I guess it goes against everything

we learned in Field of Dreams. And Nobody would come. Oh my god. They're not just cities either like booming. They look like they'd be. Yeah. I'm surprised China just doesn't force them. They don't have one million people. They don't have baseball. So they don't have...

No one showed up. Imagine that. That's like on like in like high school when you're like I'm gonna throw a party and no one shows up except for a million people. Yeah. That's... That's gotta feel like shit Well, you want to practice like bringing up this topic it's like family. Oh, it's good. What would you say?

Pretend to be eating. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, if you guys ever heard of Shoking shit. Oh my god. Oh shit. Oh my god. Well, Brandon. Oh, you're the athlete well well do something He's turning blue What are you on about this or dose Yeah, this this ghost city apparently out in where northern China China northern. What are you a communist? They would build they built this massive. Who is they? China Chinese people so you're you're communist no no no how do you know why do you know about the yak the boys on the yak we're putting

put their communists no the boys on the yak we're putting oh can you pass away those so yeah can you guys shut the scallop up in the scallop whoa whoa whoa thanks give it so good Nick these are so good Hey, you guys are all family members right? Hold on a second Will, hold on a second. Do you guys want to see a magic trick? Oh yeah! Alright, hey Brandon, when I snap you're going to forget that you're gay. Where the titties at?

See, it's working. You forgot though, right? I did, yeah. It's working. Yeah, it works! So Ordos. Okay. Yeah Shut up about or dose. Is this in northern China northern China? So like close to the Azerbaijan border something like that I think I think it's nearby there something like that or is it like that so close to Lebanon

Listen, let's fucking get back to big cats and magic tricks. You guys don't want to learn about or dose So how do you spell it? So this is O R D O S. It's a weird name. Actually, that's not how you spell it. Well, so sounds like you don't know anything about it. Is it? Is that not it?

It was a or a dose. Our dose. There's the What was it? T.J. It was definitely Ordos. Was it?

Either way. That's gonna be a great conversation at the holidays. Yeah, you nailed that. That was a speed run Oh sure. Yeah, I was like a John Taffer. Yeah, right We tried to get you off-topic your dad's not gonna like that kept around the ball my dad's gonna say no shit No follow-up question I'll be yeah Are they done with their shoe yes, yes, okay, all right, so can we open the doors and well go get go get the

Museum going in a blast from the past. Really going into a second game. Really really good restraint by Will because I would have barged into my museum. Yeah it's in my museum. Yeah. That's my museum. Brandy, why don't you an ad? I would love to Dan. Do uh Mando. Mando? I'm sure you've heard me talk about Mando whole body deodorant at this point. You can use it on your whole body. Yes, your whole body.

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Wait, is Matt the one? No, don't. Don't. Wait. Don't. Wait. Matt? Is it the same Matt I'm thinking of?

No, it's not. I don't know. We haven't talked about that. Matt is coming tomorrow. From Mississippi. Correct. Gay orgy Matt. What?

Oh, no. Is Art going to be around? Is this the gay orgy guy Matt you were talking about? Why won't y'all let me have friends and just be normal? Is it a different Matt? No, it's my friend Matt. Oh, it is Gay-or-G Matt. Gay-or-G Matt.

It's a wrestling surface. Yeah, you practiced on Gay-or-G Matt. So he's coming tomorrow. Oh, he's coming all weekend. Oh, yeah. I don't know what to do with him. Well, I got one idea. Yeah, I mean, I... I...

Welcome, silly. Fuck him in the ass. Fuck him in the ass. With another dude. Titus, great suggestion. Just fuck him in the ass. Fuck him silly with tiny dick hearts. And you pitched fucking him in the ass.

And I was just going to ask what y'all think I should do tomorrow. So I probably won't be on the yak we have to go spend a day to go Let me get a pic Wow, holy shit God the will confidence we could do you mind Maybe maybe maybe from two to three you could just stand in the stall. We just have an installation. Oh, yeah. Let's have a meet and greet. Real life Will Compton. But, Brandon, you're having an adult friend come over.

Yeah. He's coming. For the weekend. Coming here for work. And he's got a free day tomorrow and Saturday. I'm not going to be here Saturday, but I am going to be here tomorrow. So I don't know what to do in Chicago. We're going to go up to Wrigleyville

and maybe walk around Wrigley Field. And we're probably going to, I don't know, maybe a boat tour? I would like Matt to come on the show. No, no. Yeah. No, pass. What do you think we should do? Get him just go to a nice restaurant.

Nice restaurant. Does he drink? No. No, he's a better person. I don't need nice restaurant nice restaurant. Does he drink? No, no, right? He's better person He's great. What does he look does he like? Museums he's like me. It's like you. Mm-hmm. So I'm gonna Texas for this No, he's not he's coming to Chicago and then I'm leaving for Texas on Saturday And he'll be here by himself and hopefully he'll be alright. We have room if he wants to come to Texas Well, there's no reason cuz he has to- Oh you're coming back.

He's going to come back with me. Huh? I, I, huh? Does he want to go to Texas for the day? No. Come to Chicago, I'll take you to Texas. He probably doesn't want to go to Texas for the day. Yeah, he would not.

So what should I do, the architecture tour or the boat? Architecture tour is cool. The Yak. Yeah. Have him do the Yak. Yeah. Have him do the Yak. That's cool. Do the Yak is axe cool the Museum of Science and Industry

That doesn't sound like something we would get to go down in a coal mine. It's all UFO wants together Is there a black Hawks game and Matt Warren doesn't lie? No, there's not next one's Thursday I know this is real touristy, but it is cool going to the top of the John Hancock building I wouldn't do the glass lean, but if you get tickets in advance, there's no wait. You just walk around. There's a bar Okay, well maybe we'll do that. That should robo trip. They should what drink drink? Yeah But if you get tickets in advance, there's no wait. And you just walk around and there's a bar. Mm-hmm. OK, well maybe we'll do that. That should RoboTrip. They should what?

Drink? Drink. Yeah. He doesn't drink. Oh, he doesn't drink. Oh. You got, does he spades out? How does that work?

How does it work? Which is? Architecture choice. Good luck. It is awesome. OK, I'll do that then. Yeah. And there's bathrooms on it and a bar.

And a big steak after the act. Do the steak house. I'm not, I'm, we then yeah, and there's a bathroom on it and a bar a big steak after the I'm not I'm we're probably leaving about 11. Yeah 30. Yeah architecture tour I think we're number eight on things to do in Chicago. Yeah do the show but people come to Chicago don't do the yak Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. TripAdvisor number eight. Are you feeling comfortable?

Yeah, it's a tight jersey. Would it be weird for you guys to get high and watch Eastbound and Down? Yeah, it would be completely weird. It would probably be his first time ever. But it'd be a baby- Watching Eastbound and Down? To get high.

Can like 45-year-olds do that? Like, hey, we're just going to get high in the basement and watch funny shows. Yeah, my dad did this in 70. Oh, yeah. Do some Whippets and watch Nick Cage movies. Whoa. That would be fun.

That would be cool. I think you both would have a lot of fun. Well, Poppers would be the move, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah, for him. Yeah. He brought some. Ideally, he'd just come in here and play basketball.

That's what he would want to do. OK, so he can. Bring him in here and play basketball. Yeah. Let's do that. Have him do the gauntlet. Yeah. I don't want y'all to.

I'd love to meet one of your childhood friends. And your best friend at that? Yeah, and he's not only my best friend, he's my best friend. Wow. Quality-wise. Is he a pious man? Oh.

Yeah, he's my best person. He's the best person I know. Is he the best man you're wanting? No, Alan was. Put their top through. Are you saying as gay as he is, he's an even better person? Yeah, what, is it the one knock that he's gay? He's not he's not gay when you say pious. Is he gay I didn't say that

Yeah I'm a very pious man Basketball's back tomorrow. Maybe Brandon and his buddy get a run in oh yeah basketball is back at the office so that's what you said he wanted to do right yeah I want to work on the golf sim this is the coolest place to take him yeah we'll see now I might I might cancel hanging out with him I don't know let's see you be on the yak he maybe maybe we'll see what's going on right now Brandon what's wrong well I said all I all I said will all I said Tomorrow, I have a friend coming. What do y'all think we should do and then Nick said oh gay or G Matt

I never said that and then and then now he said he's getting cream pie in his ass and y'all Wait is he gay? No, he's not. Tiny dick Art doesn't have a tiny dick. All my friends are just my friends and doesn't mean because they're my friends they're gay or have tiny dicks. Well if he's not gay then bring him over. Yeah. We're gonna have to make sure he's not though. we're gonna have to test him. Yeah, I guess Will's right though, if he doesn't come on the Yak, that means that he's gay. Yeah, if he's straight, come on the Yak.

But if he's gay as hell. Guess we'll find out. All right, y'all, okay, so if he's straight, he doesn't have to come, if he's gay, he has to come on the Yak? No, no, no, other way around. Other way, okay. No gays. Yeah, if he wants to prove that he's straight. He has to come on the heck What do we'll do the tummy the tummy tummy? Yeah, he no giggling on the tummies

No, no, no This is the spot golf simulator. Yeah basketball hang out. We'll start here Golf simulators, basketball. Hang out. We'll start here. Nikki Smokes. Yeah, have him meet Nikki Smokes. We'll start here, and then we'll go to a little. Then we'll go up.

It's like the three things you do. Yeah. Walk around. Soccer, basketball, meet Nikki Smokes. That's what we got here. Have you guys been itching for, I mean, TJ? Have you guys been itching? Can I say something?

Yeah. Me and Kyle played a little bit. No. We got some runs in. I did this morning. So fun. I mean, TJ, have you guys been fishing? Can I say something? Yeah. Me and Kyle played a little bit. No. We got some runs in. I did this morning. So fun. No.

We got two. What did you guys do? Just a little thing. You'll get it. All right. Five star bodies of water. Five star bodies of water? You picked the five bodies of water for each type, OK?

Oceans, yeah. All right. Yeah, all right. Atlantic. Atlantic. Arctic. Arctic. Pacific.

Indian. North, right? And southern. Indian and southern. Oh, southern. Indian. Southern. It's in the middle.

We'll chime in whenever you want. Southern. I was just trying to figure out what was happening. Southern. Southern. Southern. Great Lakes. OK, it's easy.

Superior. Ontario. Erie. Michigan. Erie. Wait. Michigan. Top right, Erie. Huron. Hur, Ontario, Erie, Michigan. Wait, top right, Erie?

Huron. Huron. Bang. Longest rivers. Mississippi and Missouri. So, whoa. Amazon. Nile.

Nile. Oh, the Yangtze is a doozy. Is Yangtze a doozy? Is yellow in here? No. Oh, wait, one more river. It's not? Wait, wait.

Hudson? No, it's not going to be Hudson. That's going to be the Bay. It's got to be the Yenisee? Wait, wait. It's the I was not gonna be Gotta be the yenis Well, it's a sea and it might be Might be the Hudson, but it might not I would go I think we go go next go next come back European Baltic Mediterranean Mediterranean black black isn't the North North black North and black black isn't the North North black North and Fucking how do we feel about Guantanamo?

Thanksgiving topic Francisco oh, there's a bunch Hudson Buzzards Bay one ton of mouth Is that North American, though? Yeah, and then we got rivers. There we go. We got one. Perfect.

Let's go. Good stuff. Will, good job there. Good shit, Will. Really sharp, Will. We just throw in the Guantanamo. How do we feel about Guantanamo? Oh, yeah.

We can do this. Oilers. He's right. Oilers. Oilers. Blackhawks. Canadian. The Penguins. Blackhawks. Oilers.

The Penguins do it? Yeah. Canadians. Maple Leafs. Wow. Islanders. The Rangers. Red Wings.

Red Wings, yeah. No, not Rangers. Avalanche. Devils. 95, 2, and 3 is Devils. Nice. All right, what's this one? 27.

It's got to be an original 6. That's wrong. No, no, no. Avalanche. I thought there were 32. Devils. 95, 203 is Devils. Yep. Nice. All right, what's this one? 27.

It's got to be an original six. It's got to be Bruins. Fucking... No. Canadian team. Flyers. Canadian flyers, I know. Senators.

Shit. Fucked. Oh! Two. We got two. Good start. We got to work guys. Yeah This I could do eight eight. This is 45 seconds Oh shit, so let's go left to right. This is quick pick. So I think you only have to click the little mermaid, okay?

No, look scroll up. I'm gonna fuck this is quick picks This is a funny one Scuttle he scuttles the the seagull on the very left. Far left. Flounder is the far right. Ursula, big witch next to him. Flotsam and Jetsam are the two eels. Chef Louis is the chef. There he is.

Grimsby is the guy on the bottom right. 26 seconds. Max is the dog. Certainly. King Triton, Hobbes, Prince Eric, Blue. This is, we got this. Easy, easy. Yeah!

Yes! Three! Three! All right. Let's get five. No whammy, no whammy. Oth. Oh.

We're okay, we're okay. Oh. Fuck! R-S-T-L-N. 30 seconds. Oral Stein. Oral Stein. I think that's why he chose that name right common letters Okay, yeah, all right 30 seconds really know we're doing seconds, so who's gonna take it away practice mode no Fine sorry 30 seconds you

Agatha Christie Oh G a T H a Yes, not. Agatha Christie. Oh, yes. Go. A-G-A-T-H-A-C-H-A-C-H-A-I-I. Yeah! Go, Brandon! Four! Four, let's go. Brandon.

And a boy, Brandon. Let's go. Let's get that. That's my goat. Give five. That was impressive. I thought we were fucked. Compose. Oh, we can do this. Match up. It's match up. Let's use our head. That was impressive I Thought we were fucked

Let's use our head with five minutes for 22 matchup, oh boy, okay, okay, I fart Greek yes Vard as orange Greek Yeah, okay Steen Leonard Leonard Bernstein. That's Leonard, Leonard Bernstein. Leonard Bernstein. It's Claude Debussy? Leonard Bernstein.

Ha ha ha ha. Who's the bussy? Johann Brahms? Is it? No. Okay, no, no. Is Chopin, Chopin?

Frederick, Frederick. Edward, Frederick Chopin. Yeah. John Williams, right? Oh, fuck yeah. John Williams. Igor Gershwin? I don't know that.

No, Philip Gershwin. Philip Gershwin. Philip Gershwin. I'm sure. Bottom. Philip's in the bottom. Bottom. Who's glass?

Gershwin? Yeah. No! No. I was certain. Certain, huh? We got four. We got four, it's done, we did it we beat the yeah, but we now we got a Ten the horse was convinced out that we're very smart people

Philip glass Mendelsohn George Gershwin ice man who was Brahms Didn't he do like vampire music? That was exciting that we got four. Yeah, we're great. Well, let's check Claude for me. Let's go back to yacking and then we'll come back to this. I will say the fourth one being like it was more Wheel of Fortune

than Sporkle, I'd say. A little bit. Well, we hit it. But it was random. I really feel like it was Sporkle, per se. Per se. Bullshit. Per se. You don't know what per se means doesn't matter You don't have to know you just say it quick PSA if you clawed the bus you need to cut your nails, okay?

I need to trim them up a little So we have nothing else to talk about now, hey, how are you okay? What were you saying about the birds in the eye of the hurricane? Oh that I don't know if the graphic is true or not, but they did like the satellite and it was Just thousands of birds stuck in the middle of the hurricane. We're actually stuck in the middle Apparently we're supposed to the Gauntlet Whoever I don't know if you can see you can maybe you have to scroll. Yeah, look at all the birds. Whoa What that's all got stuck?

Those are the birds. They get stuck in the middle. Damn. Oh, shit. Enough people liked it that I believe it. Yeah. But apparently it's a real thing. What a nightmare that must be.

Do we like the con? I like the replies. I like the free bird joke. It's funny. And then Jeff, what a nightmare that must be. Yeah. What a bleeding heart Jeff is. I agree with Jessica.

I would watch something on this. Look at Debbie Downer here. Explains all the dead birds. I guess it just sucks them up like a vacuum. It's like the hurricane's like a room but for birds. That's way too long of a reply. I don't know if this is true. I don't know. this is true. I don't know. I guess not.

Huh. Anyways, that's cool. All right. Well, what do you got the rest of the day? Just hanging, chilling, killing. Oh, yeah. No big interviews, right? Are you trying to make that a phrase? You've said it twice now. Hanging, chilling, and killing.

Chilling and killing. Do you know that one? I don't. Scary movie now hanging chilling and killing chilling and killing do you know that one I don't scary movie chilling and killing really the original scary movie why is it the comedy okay yeah when they call it ghostface he's in there chilling and killing yeah chilling killing that's good that's good it's a good reference. Good movie. It's a timely reference. Jalen.

Yeah, just Jalen and Kylan. You taking down any more videos? No. No, that bummed me out. What happened? Gaz. What happened? I posted this video.

It was like this parody satire video of me being like a jocco willing talking about sports gambling And he's okay. You got to take this down Like do I have to? Come on Yeah, that probably I wouldn't tell you like the DraftKings legal team said something now the bar still legal team said something yeah But that's you one One of the two. That's you. You're Cyclo Bob.

It was a fun video. You step on rates. It was a fun video. The other thing you have a tendency to do, I don't know if you ever talked about this, you seem to watch the first five seconds of like one minute long videos, and then comment on them and miss the point of the video,

and then have to issue a miss the point of the video. And then have to issue a statement that's like full disclosure. What happened with the Alabama kid? Didn't watch the end of it. Kid who's like all pissed off. I didn't watch the end where he's kicking the ball and going just the extra mile just being a little diva. I feel like this happens to you.

Malachi more. Oh, yeah. You think so? Yeah. I remember it happened to like a couple other times. Hand up, then watch full video Too long for me Yeah

Are you cool with Vandy or are they like these guys don't respect us I don't have necessarily ever thought of Andy. Yeah. Yeah, how's your boy Theo at every uh, yes, I don't know He's at every football game That's how everyone Alabama should feel they have way too good of a football team to come out and drop one against Vinny Not discrediting Vinny all they played incredible, but this should not have happened Well, you did discredit for handy there. No, and then what's your follow-up tweet? Well, then the kid 13 obviously walks up and kicks the football. They talked about how much Oh No, I'll be honest your hand up. I didn't see the part where he kicked Obviously walks up and kicks the ball. They talked about how much Oh

No, I'll be honest your hand up. I didn't see the part where he kicked the ball That wasn't that far in some of my hardest laughs are when you take accountability Okay, I see where you guys are coming from They gotta make it's actually the videos fault they gotta make shorter let's tighten it up a little bit You hey, did you say did you save a voice memo that I sent yesterday, two days ago? I'm sure it's in there. We were just sending farts on a text chain with Casey. I didn't know you could see...

She told me, she said, our group chat is them sending farts to each other. And she said, you sent one, said, Casey, don't listen to it, and she says, that's the most disgusting fart I've ever heard. It was incredible. And when it says that, it says kept by contact on mine too. I don't see how you click a button and do it.

I have yours. I don't have mine. That's yours. That's tame. It's good. Listen to mine. I mean, just a wide open asshole. Yeah.

I was crying laughing in my office. It was like 9 a.m. and I was like, I'm going to go to bed. I was like, I'm going to go to bed. I was like, I'm going to go to bed. I was like, I'm going to go to bed. I was like, I'm going to go to bed. I was like, I'm going to go to bed. I was like, I'm going to go to bed. I was like, I'm going to go to bed. I was like, I'm going to go to bed. I was like, I'm going to go to bed. I was like, I'm going to go to bed. Oh Mean just a wide open asshole. Yeah

Like 9 a.m.. And we just started sitting parts with Casey on the text She's probably so disgusted Do you guys good time? Yeah, could you fart on command well you think no I can't fall on command But you think got a brewing all day long could you do it? I was hoping you do one right now for us Door knob you gotta find a door knob oh man Yeah, what does that game you never played that game?

We're not far you yell door knob or yell nor no door not door knob. Oh, we're trying to bring yeah We said it's so fun. You guys in a great on someone till they find a door knob. I picked up That's a door handle. Was that a rush? No, no, it was I didn't know what was happening for a second Did you ever play that game? Yeah. Yeah, so much fun. Those were the classic door knob punches, too. Yeah Don't want to really cuz you eventually you'll get torn up. Yeah, Nick and I didn't want to fuck will up you know No, I don't hurt the guy Yeah, yeah, I'm here to visit us. I could have beat his ass if we wanted Wait, so is that the uniform that you fucked Delaney up in? Yes, you get flashbacks. This is the uni

I only worked that one game You may text him. Yeah, tell him come in here. See if he gets flashbacks This morning when a bunch of us crammed into the Chicago room to surprise Eddie. I was like is that wait What are we? Birthday Eddie and Nate, right? Birthday to the dog But Delaney came in along with the whole and he was like giggling Today is Connors day. Yeah, it is wait. Oh, it is 1010. Look at this. Oh, that's cute as fuck

I know and then Dave turned the light off right before he came in Right dudes over and everything Oh, Dave. Why did you turn the light off? That was the worst timing ever. Why did you turn the light off? Right. The dude's over at everything. That was just an in the second thought that didn't work. And it was for a video, so like they needed the lights on. And he turned the lights off right before. A split second before.

Oh, Dave. Happy birthday to Eddie. We're going to stream some games tonight. Will you be back? It's going to be fun, yeah. From what? Hanging. Oh.

Chilling. Killing. I said will you be back? I thought maybe you were going somewhere but you said you're not. No, not going anywhere. I'll be here. So yeah, I'll be around. But you'll be back?

I'll be around. Will, I'll be here. So yeah, I'll be around. But you'll be back. I'll be around. Well, I love you, man. I love you, too. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. No, you have you resigned your contract yet? No. When are you going to do that?

It should be shaken up here pretty soon. Let's get it going. Let's get it going. Let's fucking get it. Yeah. cuz we don't want to have to Like dead you mm-hmm, but we will even do that we will see you will not oh you're You will be dead to not my boys. We're dead to us. Who's got IP They do mmm, but he will Compton would. We'll burn that museum down. Yeah. That'll be a sad day. We shouldn't even burn it down.

We should just bar it off. Yeah, who's your biggest rival? What do you mean? Like, in life? Have you had beef? Like, real beef with anyone? No. Not a single person?

Mm-mm. That's not true. Real, real beef. You've had beef. Oh, yeah, I haven't. Like, real beef. Like, somebody I hate. Who's working behind the scenes to take you down, do you think?

Anybody? You should be thinking about this stuff, Will. There's probably people out there. We're at? Brandon? Brandon, maybe. Oh, we'll make it a, you know what we'll do? We'll make it a Chandler Jones museum.

That's not, it has nothing to do with me. Yeah, I know. Well, you, the boys. Yeah, it's the boys, but it's not a Taylor Laveau museum. Yeah's not it has nothing to do with me. Yeah, I know. Well, you the boys. Yeah, it's the boys but it's not a tale of one museum. Yeah, true. **** So, you need a rival. Who's your rival? The league. Okay. So, we'll make it an NFL museum. We'll make it a museum to Roger Goodell. Mm hmm. Roger. He kept me out of year 10. Yeah. Yeah, all the 10-year vets. For all that. 10-year NFL players. All the people that that played 10 plus years in the league. Yeah, yeah all the tenure vets Ten-year NFL players the people that the played ten plus years in the league

Yeah, they get a museum. They get at their own museum. I want to do that. I want you I want you around Let's just hypothetically. Yeah, if that scenario Where to happen per se happened? It would just be attacks chain of me with you guys individually if you respond back to worry about it but i will text you over and over a block number new york

you will buy one of them well i would not no chance at a come on takes you back may i could be mad at you for like twenty minutes it'll be a hard 20 minutes. How many more times? You feel the pain for 20 minutes. How many more times in your life would you see Will? Two?

Yeah. Damn. Two tops? Isn't that true? You say that to people on their last day here. Yeah. This is the last time I watch. Buddha Ben got like really upset, but it was just speaking a matter of fact.

Have you seen him since? No, I don't think so. Maybe once I super go to bed who's this work here Buddha Ben great guy love him but I told him on his last day I was like listen man I'm just being honest like four times tops maybe that we'll see each other again life it's a hard reality yeah no you're right I just wanted to set the stage like it wasn't supposed to be me it was just like hey maybe we got to cherish those moments if we see each other and those four times will be awkward Hey, man. Yeah. Hey, oh now we got two left. Yeah Are you doing how the kids yeah, so two is probably two

two times Damn, yeah put it that way. Yeah That's brutal to think about and I don't want to think about that. I don't think about it either. Oh you guys man Little signature especially you mark. Yeah, well I'd be be tough yeah Brandon if you left would you would you miss the camaraderie? Where would he go? He would never see Brandon? No no I'd say I'd maybe put it at zero. It would be zero. I will make you guys a promise that if I ever leave in five months, you will never see my

motherfucking ass again. I like that. I think we would see your corpse. I'm going straight to Mississippi and y'all are never coming down there. I'm never coming back up to this motherfucker. That is my promise to you. And you're saying that with love. I'm never coming back up to this motherfucker. That is my promise to you. And you're saying that with love. I'm saying that with complete love.

March 9, 2025, bye. Bye-bye. Where's the counter at? How many days is it? If I'm ever in the area, can I stay? No. God damn it. Come on.

Why would you be in that area? There we go. I make my way there. Wow. Oh, no. Lost a big second there. 149 days. It's about to go to two minutes.

Yep. See you. It'll be nice. I'll email you. I'll DM you. And I might text two of you. Thank you. Would you text me?

No. Would you text me? No. Would you text me back? How about that? You have never texted me first. That's a lie. You're lying. You don't want to do this. You don't want to do this.

Don't do this, Brandon. You don't want to do this. Brandon, not like this. Not like this, Brandon. I would text you back. I would text you back, yes. But when? You know I've texted you.

You texted me last, But you know I've texted you. You texted me last week and you said that was a hilarious reply. When I replied to your tweet with a Bernie Mac bit and you had no idea what Bernie Mac bit was. Yeah, you had no idea. What are you talking about? My pumpkin pie? Pussy don't taste like pumpkin pie?

Yeah, I've seen that stand-up comedy. Okay, alright. You knew it was a bit? Yes. Okay. All right, you know that's why I said a pull it would I say a plus, right? You know, he's been doing Brandon Mac No, I did not know that part. Yeah, I've been doing Pussy what well All right, so the other night I was in a bar, you know, I can all cool like I am Woman gonna come to me. She gonna say Brandon. I say yes my name She gonna say Brandon. Does pussy taste like pumpkin pie?

Hi, oh wait, wait, wait listen to this listen wait want to hear this She said does pussy taste like pumpkin pie I said don't ask me no damn question like that ain't no pumpkin pie kick it oh my god is there a point where you will start to get pissed if people keep attributing that to the actual Bernie Mac and yeah you when is it I think it's you almost yours I learned about it from you yeah isn't there't there like a, like don't, what happened with the Mickey Mouse? Remember like it was like a hundred years?

Yeah. Public domain. Yeah, when does Bernie Mac become public domain? I think we gotta wait a little bit. I'm not gonna give away or ruin, but I got invited to do a thing next, couple of weeks from now. Got invited to do a thing and the invitation said, please come, you can, and please bring your Bernie Mac.

Whoa. You don't like that. And that is why I'm getting invited to only come and do the Bernie Mac. Where is this? The Apollo? Wait, you're getting booked as Brandon Mac? Correct.

For the Senio Hall Show? That is awesome. I can't, here, I'll tell you. Okay. Are you doing Radio City Music Hall? No. Yeah, what are you doing here? I, uh... Oh, Wild Nout's gonna be here.

Really? Yeah. What is it? You gotta share with the class. Oh, I'll send it to the Yak Group? Okay. Share with the class. I'm sending it. Don't say it, because I don't want to give away what it is. This is bad for the listeners. I'm sitting, don't say it because I don't want to give away what it is. This is bad for the listeners. Sorry, sorry.

Which one of us is going to say this out loud immediately? Probably all of you. Spin the wheel, spin the wheel. I got, they asked me to come to that. Oh. Oh. But to come- This is what we're doing.

Right. Yeah, that does it. Whoa, hold on, that does it. To come, but to come as, but I think it's a surprise when I get there. Yeah, what is this? Yeah, it's a real to say who has said don't say it out loud. I'd rather you didn't say it out loud. I mean the wheel Would it be out of order yeah, I would but that That was the

I don't want to fight. I like that you didn't read it Kyle. You just wanted to get surprised. Oh, he's Brigham about this yeah, I know and little sass and you were acting like you got booked by like Family reunion was a bar soul thing that they just invited me. They said, please come and see. Seven-year-old birthday party. You're in the backyard. Plus, I taste like pumpkin pie. That's what I thought.

You're speaking at a conference or something. Yeah. I would. OK. $500 in appearance. I'll come to Bernie Mac. No, we got to get that up. That's your corporate retreat.

We got to get that up. Tom Mullins. He and I have the most insane. My phone was hacked. It was B. That would be the messages that would bring me down. Really? You guys.

Well, it's him. No, he's no. He only sends me pictures of like cartoon characters with giant stacked titties. I thought that was Connor Griffin. Yeah. Can we see? Have him and Connor Griffin cross paths yet?

Are they? I don't even know where the boy curates these. Because he's so soft spoken in real life. Oh, he's a freak. And he always sends them to me, like, blurred. What? Yeah. You can send blur?

Yeah, and then you have to rub your finger on it, which is more fun for me. Let me see. Go ahead and look at one. Don't read my responses out loud. Oh my God, I'm gonna cum. Oh no, you did say I'm thinking me likey. Yeah.

I sure did oh this is spongebob getting his titty sucked no fuck I don't know where he gets them what oh wait oh I don't see that oh my god a bit the green M&M's got a huge car you guys gotta get on Tom you guys gotta start texting Tom is Twitter is crazy. Oh, this is Peter Griffin's car This is insane yeah, what the fuck he's been doing it for years to me. What are you sending him? I find some every once in a while. Oh My god, it's that lunch lunch bob what is this always getting fingered oh net Flanders is fucking or

know that Smithers is sucking Homer's dick Tom and for those that don't know Tommy's the most soft-spoken, shy guy. I'm, like, shocked right now. He's sending me the nastiest shit. Tom! I've been going back for years. I'm going, I immediately see more.

I don't think I've ever heard Tom speak. Tom, get over here. He's looking through our texts, Tom. Tom, where did you find a picture of SpongeBob getting fingered? What? Sit down. And was that Peter Griffin's cock? Maybe. I don't know.

I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? You said it. Once every six months or something like that, right, Nick? About, about. What, it's always a cartoon character with their cock out? Yeah. How did it start?

Who sent it first? You, dude. But it started with... Those are wild. Wow. And they're very funny. The first one was from you. It is Popeye putting a real fat cock on, like, a grinding wheel. Arabic text.

Arabic text. Yeah. The way he recalled Arabic text the way he recalled the perfect and I said you Patrick star sleeping with a beat pussy where you getting these from yeah wait I don't know Twitter okay okay maybe my algorithms just fucked at this point yeah I would see most of this without it seeing them Man I'm afraid I'll never get any more oh, that's his he's clit Eastwood Funny they're weird microplast.

What? Sad hammered watching. Is funny. Yeah, he's an odd cat. I'm I hope I didn't burn that bridge. Now you don't just stop sending those. Once you found a home for them. Yeah.

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TJ, you want to just, I mean, we see if we get five? Without Titus, he'd be so mad. Let's do it. Titus has been holding us back, and you know that. What are you doing there, Will? Tic-tac-trivia. One winning three-space tic-tac-toe sequence contains three true statements. Can you enter the three digits of the winning sequence?

We can do this. Yeah. What? Oh, that's... Oh, this is tricky, tricky. The emu is native to Australia, and insects' wings are on its thorax Once legs can be found on its abdomen. No We want random in our bag. No just you could try I think the emu is native to Australia I don't see are you sure oh, maybe not

So that means You know Australia lost a war against the humans? Yes, they were gunning them down with like machine guns. But they lost. The humans lost. That sucks. Oh, we lost. Not our bag. Doug. Doug.

Common crossword there. Ain't his voice. We might got this. Alright. Ten most common New York Times crossword answers. Okay. Let's do it. Can you pick the word? Yeah.

Error. Wait. it can you pick the word yeah uh era what wait oh wait possible lunch oh possible lunch hour one pub offering ale this is really easy scarf down eight quarterback Manny Eli or Ali or Ali. Ear. Seven seconds, shit. We're not gonna get neck of the woods. Eria. Era.

Eerie. One second. Nice boys. Good job. That was Hitchens. Okay, that's one. Uh oh. Okay.

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I fucking love you, dude. What are you sorry for? I'm sorry. I was just too fast. Wanting to learn or know more about something. Additional money charged on a borrowed sum. Interest. Oh my god.

Yep. OK. To motion with the hands and signal salute. A moving ridge or swell on the surface of a liquid to float, play or shake in an air current. Wave. Oh my god, it's wave. I'm so bad at this.

Sharp explosive cry of certain animals, the tough, protective outer sheath of a dog. Bark. More like. Morally fair, good or proper, something one has legal or moral claim to, the direction of a compass. I don't think that's. No.

The direction or location of something. Kyle, talking into your mic. Right. Right. Right. R-I-G-H-T. Yeah. Titus is brilliant.

A symbol representing a speech sound, a written communication, one that rents or leases. Tenant. No, not two N's. Damn it. I thought you had notes. I did too. It felt good. It felt really good.

It felt really good on that one. Symbol representing. I'm out. Speech sound. That's all I had. One that rents for leases. T-E-N-E-T? Shit.

No. What is this? The symbol representing a speech. Tenet. It's T-E-N-E-T? Shit. No. There we go. What is this? The symbol representing a speech. Tenet, it's T-E-N-E-T. Did you say that? Yeah. OK. Shoot. Symbol representing a speech sound, a written creation.

A letter? One that- Oh my god. All right. To separate into parts with suddenness or violence, a gap or opening caused by damage, an interruption in continuity. Split?

No. Yes. Divide? Oh. Break? Break? Yeah. Nice.

Engage in activity or sport? Play. All right. We're good. We're cruising. Other side. We have five minutes left. To go somewhere in urgency or distress,

to contend in a race of some kind, a continuous spell of something. A run. To place with care or deliberate purpose, to fix or decide on as a time limit or regulation. Set. Wow. Good word, Nick.

A device for holding an object or objects together. Cut short or trim a magazine from which ammunition is fed into the chamber or firearm. Clip. Oh, there she is. Clip. A distinct or personal point of view to get into one's possession, power, or control to catch or attack through the effect of sudden force or influence. To catch or attack through the effect of sudden force or influence To get into someone's possession

Distinct or personal point of view to catch had stance in my mind. No. To get into one's personal power. To get into one's possession, power, or control. Oh, to. To get into one's. Obtain. No. To catch or attack.

To rest with a W? What's the last thing? To catch or attack through the effect of sudden force or influence. To get into one the effect of sudden force or influence. To get into one's possession. Nab? Nab? Yeah.

Distinct person. One of you. Distinct person. A distinct person. One of you. To get into one's possession. Take. Take.

Ow. To go away from somewhere and leave. Date. Date. Yeah Date date tie tie. Yeah, that's two Tell me to I need a couple of Bronson And Julius Randall, oh, there we go, Che. Go on, Che. Go, Che. Go, Che.

Cook. 2021 also. Carmelo. Amare Stoudemire. S-T-O-U-D-E-M-I-R-E. It's Go, Che. We need you here, Che. Ninety-seven.

Ewing. E-W-I-N-G. There we go, Che. King. Obviously. Eighty-eight. Ewing EWING King obviously 88 you got it Jay share with zero percent chair you gonna know the 50s with zero percent not that well let's just rip off a bunch Frazier FRA Monroe

To butcher D-e-b just look at that senator. Oh Bill Bradley No, I haven't said Willis Reid yet, oh, yeah, we'll read our ED Oh, Bill Bradley. Yeah. Good one. No. No. You haven't said Willis Reed yet, Shay. Oh, yeah. Willis Reed.

R-E-E-D. Who's that 2021 one? Captain. 2021 with Randall. Barrett? Barrett. RJ Barrett, right? Maybe?

No. We're fucked. 2021. Fucked. Twenty twenty one. Fucked. Couldn't have been Mitchell Robinson. Try Robinson. Oh no. Twenty twenty one.

Nick. Who? Derrick Rose. What's Derrick Rose in VP votes? This is going to be like one or two Jackson Mark Jackson 88 Good job Che two minutes one For pre Bernard King so this after they treat we said Monroe already No, we're not getting

It's some of the...oh, the blisher's on there. Phil Jackson. Looks like Che's blowing us for us. He was a denture guy. I don't know, I mean, these are all way before I was born. Jeremy Lin? Che, is that what you think? No. Okay.

Love Jeremy Lin. Did you say fuck Jeremy Lin? I said love Jeremy Lin. Oh, okay? Yeah 81 pre Bernard King post Frazier post Monroe. It's not Stefan Marbury fucked We're fucked process of elimination Britain say something that it's not so good in the 50s not George Gervin not George Gervin Brent say something that it's not so good in the 50s not George Gervin not George Gervin Brandon who's good in the 50s simply will live Davis Smith

Smith common names Cunningham See the ones in the 50s like they didn't even get any votes. Yeah, I know but it's one guy Just give up Brown. Oh, Maguire? Dick Maguire? Will Sharman? MA, I'm not sure if it's, yeah, just go with both. Yeah, Dick Maguire. Dick Maguire.

You gotta be kidding me with that. Sharman? Wanna try with a W? You gotta be Dick and Maguire. What about a white guy? Phil Jackson? It's not Tracy McGrady. Can't be.

No. Way past his prime, we got him. Yeah, no, that's why I said it's not. That's why you said it's not. Yeah, I knew it wasn't. All right, give up. Let's see who it was. Can't be Larry Bird.

Larry Bird's not it either. It's not Larry. Can be Larry Richie. Curran Bob McAdoo Ray Felix Kenny Sears Kenny Sears was right there. I do not know Richie Garen I've heard of Richie Garen the rest of my I am unaware of damn. It's Michael Ray Richardson, you know Bob McAdoo chair, right? Oh, yes. Yes God damn it. It's all right. Can we do another one? Yeah, we could do as many as we want It's our show. You're a kid. We can't we can't end your guess. Well, you can't end it on a bad

We can't end it on a bad. Well, well, we're gonna end up ending I'm not watch KB. I'm not watch KB. This was not fun. Come on KB Didn't we already do it yeah oh no it's a pattern you got it KB Africa Europe Africa Asia Africa Europe Africa Asia Japan Africa Kenya Europe Albania or what's next Africa togo Asia Timor-Leste Africa Sudan Europe Latvia Africa go up I don't know what is it? You said Africa right? No, you just said Latvia. Europe? Africa. Africa? Oh fuck.

Cote d'Ivoire. Asia? Yeah. Maldives. Africa. Cameroon. Europe. Switzerland.

Fucking Switzerland. Africa. Djibouti. Asia. Brunei. Africa. Libya. Africa.

Africa. Africa. Africa. Africa. Switzerland Africa jabuti Asia Brunei Africa Libya is insane Europe France Luxembourg Africa Liberia we're not gonna get Asia. Yeah fuck Focus China China China just go China China Africa Algeria Europe Sovo No Africa Eritrea No, you got it Asia Greece or no no no no no Wow Wow so many

Wow Wow so many The time was against us could have been done we could have done that could have been bad hurts So again, it's hard to communicate that you need to run it back run it back. All right run it back run it back random quiz Caleb Okay, yeah Come you got the cool handshake you got you got the guy fuck a boy On the yak I Took a lot. Hey, what's up? Good to see you guys. Thank you for having me. Hey

Well, I just use your restroom for the first time. How was it? Good. It looks good in the back. Were you in the main the big stall? I went to the big stall twice. Oh, yeah, you did. Twice is in what? Twice is number two.

OK. Twice. Caleb, how's your relationship with Che these days? I don't have one. Okay, yeah. Do you like that? It's like I like it. I haven't talked to him since I left.

Probably the last time I saw him was the last time I had to for work. Yeah. You want to turn around and look at him now? No. No. You texted me not that long ago. Caleb is actually like my hero that he just quit Che.

Yeah, he won't even go. We all can't, won't even like my hero that he just quit che. Yeah, he won't You just like cold turkey quit him yeah, you blocked him in real life. Yeah, I really did He seems like he could be a nice guy like in another Like he could have done and he chose not to Yeah, you ever think about him? Oh, I Love it. It's you guys though. Yeah, yeah, I miss you guys Is he the reason you're not on the yak anymore? Yeah? Well, he's the reason yeah for a lot of stuff It really is he's our hero like wow Like what could the other side look like?

Caleb is walking it. He's living it. Wow. It's been like every time we're frustrated with Che, we should just be like, Caleb did it. Did your life get better when you quit him? Oh my god. Immensely. Like, you could probably look at photos of me.

You would be able to say, before Che, after Che. BC. But surely this was a gradual thing, right No no no it was like overnight. No kidding. It was. You're like one of those people who's like I stopped eating like trans fat and like I lost weight fast. Sometimes you have to like sometimes you have to be selfless and like be like alright I'm gonna be the bigger person and sometimes you have to look out for yourself. Yeah. Because if you're hollow, then you can't help out other people. Right. If you're not a good version of yourself, you can't help others.

So Che was taking me down to such low levels, I was like, I can't even be a good person in other parts of my life if I continue this relationship. Gary Vee says that. Addition by subtraction. God damn, Che. You improved many lives after Che. Yeah. Just a different person. Yeah, even looking at him.

Do you feel like that's relapsing by even looking? Yeah. Give him a classic Che. He goes on his headphones on. Yeah, I can't hear you, brother. Hey, he's gone. What would Chris Tucker say to that extensive take down of Steven Schaaf? Say it loud.

Yeah, damn! Caleb hated that. I swear to God, I can't do it, man. I'm about to eat soon. You've never done the gauntlet? I'll do the gauntlet. I have an appointment at 1 30. So let's do it now. Right now. The gauntlet is brought to you by Ghost Energy today. Ghost Energy is fully transparent, fully loaded, feel good energy with zero sugars, no artificial flavors, 200 milligrams natural

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You know it. You're gonna put your... No, it's fine. He's a germs guy. I'm not... Listen, germs guys are fine. I have no problem with germs. I put the entire lid of the can in my mouth.

Remember when we put the hard candy in our mouth? That sucked. Double Ritz sucked. You guys shared hard candy? The whole office did. You want to? No. Fireball?

You want a fireball, Will? No, no, no. Who used Che's toothpick after he used it? Malice. Yuck. Will, take a whack of this. Welch is great. Incredible. That's all. He's great.

Yeah, that is great. Nominal phenomenon. It's a wig. Take a swig, baby. There you go. Take a whack. I put my tongue on it, too. It's such a good. I love great. Best flavor. Grape is such a good flavor. Hey, Mark, Mark, Mark. Yeah,. Yeah, and then Nick will have the last set

Wait is there more to this no, I'm not a germs guy germs guy tell me one germs guy Hey, you want let me dangle my uvula. Oh All right Caleb are you ready go synergy You got this, Caleb. Come on, Caleb. Yeah, is it bothering you, the chase in your sight line? All right, okay. All right, three, two, one, go.

Caleb didn't ask any questions. Do we think he knows? No. I think Brandon broke it down for him. You can pick up multiple ones, Caleb. you go oh soccer go to work go to work oh solid velocity solid painted the corner. World class. Over the wiffle ball first. Snap.

Oh, second rip. Oh. Stick with it. Yes. Now onto the football. He's a quarterback. Yeah. Oh!

Nice! Still got it. Nice! Pretty good. Still got it. Guys, still got it. Ooh. Oh, I thought that was Oh, I thought that was in. I thought that was in.

I hate that he's going for this, man. I know, it's funny. Still got it. Is he the first guy to shoot from the wing? Yeah. Smart. He's got a nice shot. Get in here!

Get in here, Caleb!. Get in here Caleb! You have to get 10 total trivia. Any order. 3 ex-wives of Tom Cruise. What? Just 10 total of any of these answers. 10 animals that can be kept as pets in New York City. Ok go ahead. What are those other ones? Oh 4 colleges located on

West Coast of the Big Ten Conference. UCLA? No. Yeah. UCLA? Yep. UCLA, no. UCLA, USC, Washington, Oregon, way to go. Name some animals that can be kept as pets in New York. Cat, dog,

bird. Five states to end with the letter S. It's a sneaky one here. Where we're at right now. I don't know. What else? Where we're at right now. Chicago.

No. Illinois. Yeah. How many more? Two more. Two more. Illinois. Take a pet.

Texas. Yes, Caleb. One more. One more, Caleb. Come on, Caleb. One more, one more, Caleb. Come on, Caleb. Clues? Clues. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Name a US- Darren McFadden played here. Arkansas. Yeah. Time. Bang. 218. That's a good score.

Damn, damn good. That's a good score. Is that first page? That's first page. First page? First page. How many pages are there? Four. And then it's a good score that first page first page first page How many pages are four and then how many people on the first page? You knock somebody off wait is he on first page? Yeah, first page Oh God damn Twice

Not just once Just a couple seconds faster Fuck See you man Oh that is just brutal That's the worst thing that's ever happened to him Double Jay Double Jay

Double Jay Jay never loses. Wait, go back to that! He truly never loses! He cannot lose! He had a three second window to not get double chain. Double chain! Oh no.

He got double Che'd. That's, Che wins all the time. Steven? I mean, he put up a great round. Oh. No. No. Not gonna be cheamed over.

What happened? Why does Caleb hate Che so much? I think it started with Mitch. It did. Yeah, it was... I criticized Mr. Trubisky. Yeah. Which is his best friend. But then it also stemmed from the fact that... That'll do it.

...Caleb played football and Jay didn't, and Caleb was like, what are you talking about? And Jay's like, I went to school for it. So there was a little... It was like, uh... It was basically, um... Sean Salisbury versus John Clayton that was what happened in real life mm-hmm the jock first the nerd and he just killed hated him from that moment on yeah just killed it was kind

of a respectful way he's just like I don't I don't like your vibes yeah he just verbalized it as a matter of fact he's just like I don't like your vibes. Yeah, he just verbalized it. As a matter of fact. He's just like, I don't really like you, Chet. It's nothing personal. I don't like you. Yeah. You're out of my life. It's like Jake Malasek on a date. Yes.

Yeah. Nothing. Yeah, in terms of like getting a relationship, it was done with all class. Yeah. No, he was completely transparent. Yeah. Great communication.

Yeah, he's just like, Chet, I do not like this person. It's how? I will not communicate with him. It's you, not me. Yeah. It's how like, Che, I do not like this person. It's how not communicate with him. It's you, not me. Yeah, it's how every relationship should be done. Right again. And he is like, he's like the Jackie Robinson of chair of Che hate. Like, wow, look up to him. Yeah, never day where it's like, why can't we all be like, Caleb, you laid the

foundation broke the hate barrier for Che. We hate him. But we've never been able to get all the way there being like, it's over. I didn't know you could just do that. Yeah, it was incredible when he did it. And a lot of people were like, well, won't you have to see him every day? And he was like, nah. I'll just move. He just left. Che drove him out in New York City.

Damn Che. Kid was on this show for a while. Unhappy probably. I'm not trying to ruin it. Damn, Jay. Caleb was on this show for a while. Unhappy, probably. Yeah. Jay, you ruined it. Yeah, that's right.

I'm just being myself. I'm not trying to win a popularity contest. Yeah, but doesn't that make it worse? Yeah. Not really. He hated you. The true essence of you. That's fine.

Not everyone's going to like me. I'm not for everybody. I know that. Caleb? Not for him. Do you dislike Caleb no Caleb's dude Caleb's cool guy that makes it so much worse I like I like seeing like yeah I don't interact with him too much anymore but oh you know when I see him at these events I like seeing him I go say hi we talked for a minute and that's it we talked somewhat recently maybe a couple months ago. He was upset about a movie review that I had.

He was upset with you? Was it unfrosted? No. It was something that I saw, and it came out that day. And he was like, dude, I was going to see this tonight. So he texted you? Oh, you spoiled it? I don't think I spoiled it, but he

was upset that he had any reference going to the movie. Does it bother you that he genuinely dislikes you? No, I bet a lot of people genuinely dislike I'm curious about the movie check your text. No you don't have a lot with him It was maybe I was in Chicago That doesn't that doesn't narrow down at all. That's where you live. That means the last year. Oh maybe more text than we thought. Oh wow. Lot of blue. Lot of blue. Lot of blue. I wanted to switch to green. I don't even know what it's talking about, but it was the text, October 20th at 9.35

in the morning. Dude, you can't write or remove your view literally the day it comes out and talk about the end. That's insane. It's mad. I said there wasn't any spoilers. October 20th? Damn, it was next week.

Oh, it's Oppenheimerenheimer well that doesn't really have a spoiler the bomb yeah I text I wish him a happy birthday last year you did what did what November or two years ago what do you respond November 24th hey buddy just saw as your bday yesterday. Hope you had a fun day Oh belated belated him too. He's a buddy sir. He buddy. Yeah, I mean we don't say buddies everybody though Yeah, I said I texted him in December. Imagine being on record as hating someone's guts and they send you a text on your birthday This is hey, buddy. Happy bday. It's not even on your birthday, and it's not even your birthday Chase just came across my desk. I'm a well-intentioned fella.

That's the meanest thing, Chase. That is, yeah. Maybe Chase is just... You're kind of a dick to Kailos. Yeah. Thanks a lot. Oh, yes. It kills the flower moon.

Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Have a happy B-Day. Saw it was your B-Day yesterday. Didn't text you yesterday. Texted you today, buddy. What an asshole. Why would you send it a day after? Had I seen it on that day, I would have I didn't text you yesterday. Saw was your B day yesterday. Didn't text you yesterday. Texted you today buddy. Why would you send it a day after?

I would have text someone's birthday. If you say saw was your birthday yesterday, you shouldn't say that. All you should say is happy belated birthday. Buddy. I think I handled it appropriately. Don't ever ask me to go to go the movies you ever again Jerry movies guy you're not sure you watch them. Sure am.

How would you define a movie guy? Not watch them? Oh shit! Oh fuck! Why are y'all doing that? Because that was a good reply. Just got your ass. That wasn't a good reply.

Yeah it was. What did you say? I think it was yeah, you watch them. He said I do What did you say back to him? Jay Trying to rewind it in my brain Because he said you don't watch movies right what'd you say? I said I do watch movies uh, you don't watch movies. Right. What'd you say? I said, I do watch movies. No, you didn't. I don't... You didn't say that.

It was a long time ago. Him pointing to his chest though just filled me with joy. Because that reminded me of when Oze the Mentalist said Buccaneers. Me? It was Brae's Brainiest. One of my favorite Che moments. Was it Tom Brae? Said Tom Brae? I think it was like I did a video with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

How did you know said bucket oh he's good wearing a buck shirt to Not to open it up it to just see what he did to the bills and yes, bro Yeah, we did a new one throwing the footballs. Yeah Well, no watch every single oh I want to see that one after you're talking about we're in the numbers on their jersey that yes But before that he did one with a football and cake. Oh, I did see that one Oh that one that's the whole it's it's the beginning of the clip with the throwing footballs in the 8850 and all that

All right, Jay. Do you think how do you think what do you think's happened in the 88 50 and all that. All right. Jay, do you think, how do you think, what do you think's happened in the Bucs Saints game this week? You already know, brother. Yeah, see? Told you. Told you. No, I asked him before we came on, and he wasn't like that. No, I said I feel good about it.

He said I feel good about it. They got a rookie quarterback. He said you already know, brother. He said that to you on that one. But I asked him before we even came on the yet. He said, yeah, I feel good. They have a rookie quarterback I've already went all in with the last time last time. He did this was the Broncos bucks game No, I'm

Six because you know how I'm gonna respond like yeah, you're gonna ask me and I'm gonna say I like them Will doesn't ask me that much so I gave him yeah, I like them They're playing the rookie quarterback like I'm not gonna say we're gonna slaughter them, but I'm pretty confident I'm in on the Bucs's I'm in on the Bucks. I'm in on the Bucks right now. Could be a hard lesson. Could be. Mike Evans saying they're playing for more than just a game yesterday. Come on. You're going against that? I'm not. Right when they put uh Derek Carl and I are. I went right to

the sports book. Put a thousand on the bucks. Biggest individual bet I've made. And Big Cat made me nervous about it because he basically said that that's like a rookie move. It's not a rookie move, it's just I had the same thought and I'm an idiot. Oh no. Right. Like I saw the same thing and I was like bucks easy.

And then I thought about it, I had a second, I was like wait, hold on a second. Every. I had a second I was like wait hold on the second every time you do this you fuck up Yeah, and usually you have like those types of lessons. Yeah, like three times a year Yeah, we're like how usually right do I feel right now? God damn it. Yeah We'll see it's why they play the game. Yes. why you play the game. Do you have the chaos clip? Me and I count on last night if anybody saw at the Ravens even did so and then I'll be on with Tom Brady In the box in the next

Wait again, I just can't get enough of it. That was the greatest trick that O's ever did. Yeah, yeah. I was on Monday night countdown last night, if anybody saw it, the Ravens. Stephen did. And then I'll be on with Tom Brady and the Bucks in the next week. Oh!

Oh! He pointed to him like the trick was on. Why else would he do Tom Brady and the Bucks? Me? I asked him. I asked him. I asked him. I asked him. the on bringing the books does me

home the fuck did you know was he's right the best ever do it oh who's the best you ever do you know what's your name and we catch the football always stand up? Ed? I want you to catch that football. I want you to stand up for me, Ed.

I want you to take that football right now in your hands, and I want you to squeeze it hard, all your muscles, and I want you to feel in your heart, feel in your body. No way. That football and what that game of football represents to you and your family, what it's given you. Can you feel it? I want you to squeeze it. Can you feel that?

All right, come on up. Let's hear it for Ed, everybody. Bless you. Let's get you on this side. Ed, I don't know. We got a football. Let's go. Here's what we do. Let's hear for you. Well, let me grab one thing here. I need this for the bills.

Imagine your child's having their birthday, and they're about to blow out the candle on their birthday cake. Can you see this in your mind? And right when you do that, they're about to blow out that candle on their birthday cake. And right when they do that, they're about to make a wish. Can you imagine this happening right now?

Everyone, here's what I want you to do. Come on closer. Come on closer. I'm going to cover this up. I'm going to count to three. After three what I want you to do. Come on closer, come on closer. I'm gonna cover this up. I'm gonna count to three. After three, I want you to tell us all what your child was wishing upon. Open your eyes, open your eyes.

I want you to see this, open your eyes. One, two, three. They blew out the candle on their birthday cake. Tell us what was that gift they wanted. Say it right now. Say it. To go to Disneyland? Crazy, right? What happened? Say it to go to Disneyland Crazy right

Then you imagined it right look at me Ed and I got some right here you imagined that they wanted to go to Disney World Right, and what did you imagine them blowing out the candle on there? What no wait wait wait, yeah,, that is after he squeezed it. You squeezed that football right? Oh, it's like Ricky Mouse. Oh my god. Doug, I don't know. Did you see the golf ball one of you the other day too? No.

With the Ryder Cup guys? He should be the most famous person in the world. Through the Ryder Cup guys. That's crazy, yeah. Wow. That's the most incredible human being ever. I don't understand it. Hey, what's your face doing right now? If you had a dense enough sponge cake.

No. With the right, fun, with the right, fun, How would he have Mickey Mouse on it? Have you ever seen the egg thing where if you squeeze the egg? But the Mickey Mouse. Okay, that part, okay. Yeah, that's the egg thing where if you squeeze the egg. But the Mickey Mouse. Okay, that part, okay. Yeah, that part, yeah, the Mickey Mouse.

You got me there. Do the golf ball rider cup. Watch this. Do me a favor, hold out your hands. Bring your right hand on top of your left hand, slow and cup it. I want you to imagine that you suddenly travel to any golf course in the world.

Can you see yourself there right now? Yes. All right. And I see course in the world. Can you see yourself there right now? Yes. All right. And I see it in your mind. I told you, you know when your hands are empty, you can literally feel it, but picture yourself where you feel the weight of a golf ball. You feel all of those little dimples in the golf ball,

and you're gonna almost feel it's happening. Tell us, what course did you pick? What do you imagine? Say it, which is that course? Pebble Beach. Pebble Beach. And right now you feel the weight. You can feel it start happening. You're not gonna believe this. Slow, slow. Look what's inside your hand now. Open it up. Open it up and show them. Turn that ball around. Look at the other side. Where is that? Wow. They are not giving that the respect it deserves. Wow. They giggled. Whoa. Insane. Oh.

That's insane. I don't know what to say. Yeah. They're not, they should be. Well, they're not abused. That's a terrible crowd. They're like, this guy's a fucking witch. That's a terrible crowd.

We should put rocks on his chest is what they're thinking. Yeah. Yeah. What, who did they do that to? Oh, fuck. I don't know. They pressed him to death. Pressed him.

More weight. Mm. Oh, whatever. KB? No. I don't. Don't look at me. Yeah, you do. **** You know. Yo, I saw that kid at uh Camp Barstool. The one who's doing those tricks. Yeah. I saw him at that Michigan Texas game. Really? He just

appeared? Yeah, he's like, guys, what's up? Wearing like a wearing like Texas gear. Did you have to explain who he was because there's no way you know, I recognize though Really? I didn't remember his name, but I recognize I was like, oh I was like, uh, I was telling the guys who with us I was like this the kid that was doing some o's tricks to us I was like do is a trick pulled out a deck of cards and wowed us What he did cuz it's not even like technology could do that correct Man crazy man, right so fascinating

Man, he's on a good level as a magician to where you don't even want to know how he did it like no I'm trying to fry like hold on a second. Let me think this through How would you go about doing that with those you're just like I? Don't even want to take the time. I don't want to ruin it myself to try to figure this out I do I would love to know you love I wouldn't even know where to start to write How just be like how do you do that? No I? General with magicians don't want to know cuz I don't think that's the point of

Mad I think you're the stuff that owes is doing I know he's not I know he's not fucking but I jake but like so I'm just taking it That's why I'd be so curious. I'm with you. I would want to know but to me. It's like I would still be there There's no way you're able to pull it like it's a true magic But it's not it is it is But it is is what I'm saying I respect that it's not like try to explain one of those That's what I'm saying is I don't even want to begin to try because Awesome, would you respect it more if you knew how it was done? I think so

mmm, unless it was like oh, that's like just new technology right I Unless it was like oh, that's like just new technology, right? I genuinely think he's magic right now, so if I start to go down that road, and I start to like realize How you do this then it yeah, just it ruins it for you wanted. I don't know yeah I want him to continue to be what if you learn that he had magic That would make me back to my then it's magic. Yeah, I magic. Yeah, because then you should be doing way cooler He's actually magical then he should be doing other way cooler. She's turning cake yeah It's probably yeah, he's yeah, yeah

Don't he also run like didn't he say he runs like a hundred miles a day. He's ultra Yeah, yeah, that's right on athlete. He's got any doing that? That's what pissed me off. I didn't like that. Yeah. He's got that competitive edge in him. He was doing like a hundred days of a hundred miles in a row or something. Wasn't he doing like some kind of? Yeah, he's got like the record somewhere up in New York where he lives. It's like uh most laps around Central Park from the time it's like open. It. From the time it closes. Damn.

I wouldn't want that record. You wouldn't want that record? Although I think you wouldn't want a record. Hold on. Wait, how pissed would you be? Hold on. I have the record here. How pissed would you be if I started

dedicating all my time? To breaking my record? The Jerry chat counted me yesterday. I got to 100 laps. Around the court, or did you go back and forth? I was back and forth I was back and forth but that was because Jerry was sleeping in the middle of the court and I couldn't walk onto the court.

Are you getting smug about walking? No I'm just enjoying it less and less. Do you have a different pair of walking shoes? No I just use these. I tried to get some and then I didn't like the way they felt when I walked so I just do this Would you like walk a race like a 5k or I don't what if we made it like one of those dog courses? Where there's like little oh, yeah Then I'd probably I'd probably get distracted and just stop and I'd sit on things I

There so there's two weight benches over there one of them is an as an angle an angled boy And one of them is the flat one and when I got done today after the end of my 50 minute walk I was very tired and I sat on one that collapsed under my weight. Oh No, is there footage? I don't well no died if it's from this camera than no because it's it's behind Oh, no, there's probably footage. It's behind that DraftKings The the angle one. So we shouldn't even look. All I'm saying is I got done probably about 7.10 today,

7.05 to 7.10. That's fucking early. And it would be, I got here at six o'clock this morning. Why? I am obsessed, I am obsessed with beating traffic. I can leave at 6.30 and get here at eight and everything's fine, but I'm obsessed with getting here in I can leave at 630 and get here at 8, and everything's fine, but I'm obsessed with getting here in 55 minutes flat.

Oh my god. I set my alarm for 5, and at 445, my eyes pop open. I'm like, let's get them. How bad is your ride home? Because you usually leave, what, like 230? I usually leave about, today I'll leave at 430 probably. And if I leave at 430, I'll get home at 545. But most days when you leave at like 2.30, it's fine.

It's fine, yeah. You're so obsessed with not letting traffic control your life that it actually is. Oh my god. 100% control. I go to sleep. I went to sleep at 7.30 last night. I go to sleep.

That's amazing. And I just, during the night, I wake up. All right, is it time to go yet? No. Go get some more sleep. Why aren't any of us like that? I don't know, I just, I attack traffic. Is it because we don't live two hours away?

A different state? No, no, no. Is it because we live in the city we work in? No, that can't be. That's all a choice that y'all made, and I made a different choice to dedicate my life to beating I-94 traffic. That is what my life is about now.

I don't care about my kids. I don't care about my wife. I care about beating those trucks to that goddamn interchange every morning. Respect. Is that who you're beating, or are you beating the people that told you when you bought that house that it was a bad idea because you're going to have to drive?

Because you're just going to suck ass. And you just hear those voices in the back of your mind every time. Yeah, you're gonna get tired of this What about when it snows? I'm beating everybody mark everybody who doubted me everybody who said no one doubted you everybody who said Oh, you're not gonna like to drive. I do like it. I wake up at 430 I can't fucking wait to do it every morning consumes my every waking and subconscious All I dream about is beating traffic. I bet this winter you missed 10 yaks I didn't miss any last year for the drive. I didn't miss any last year for the drive There were a couple days that I one time I stayed here. I just got a hotel cuz it was snowing

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm good. I'm gonna do me. Y'all do you. We're gonna keep doing. No, I'm gonna keep doing. No question. I'm not gonna stop doing you. I'm never gonna stop doing you. I don't think about traffic. I don't think about your traffic. I'm gonna keep doing my thing. I'm gonna keep doing my thing. I'm gonna do you. And weirdly enough, you're not gonna do me either. I'm gonna do you. You're gonna let Kyle do you like that? Neither one of y'all are doing it. No, he's thinking about us.

I'm doing you right now. No. He took what you said, not caring. He takes that person. Uh-huh, he's gonna be thinking about us. Mm-hmm, I'll be up at 4.45 in the morning. Oh, heavens. And I'm gonna be here by six.

You start a cycle? Do what? Steroids. I look good? Yeah. Peptides. Peptides? What are peptides? Indeed you know? Oh, I'm literally asking you. Do you know? Yeah.

Peds. What are they? Peptides. Hmm. I don't think you know. Type in um. Yeah. Let's see. I googled the definition. No, no, no, no. CJ or TJ. TJ, type in CJC1295. Will, are you going to keep this uniform on for the rest of the day? I was going to be honest. I was going to be like, hey, how long does this show go? Because I got to pee really bad, and I kind of want to.

This jersey smells. Oh, it stinks. But you should keep it on for what you have later today. Do you have anything? I don't have anything. Oh, you don't? OK. What does he have? Yeah, Oh, you don't? Okay. What does he have? You've. Yeah, yeah. You've got this up. He's got nothing. He's chilling and killing.

I know that. Oh, you're growing your plasma. Peptides. Yeah, I'm on some shit. Just know that. Oh, you're on growth hormones. All right. Keep that on for the rest of the day. I can't do that. Why? Because right now, it's like rubbing my shoulders up here. What if you're just chilling? I'm comfortable. Yeah, if I'm chilling, I'd rather be comfortable chilling. Are you going to, like, a Native American reservation?

I'm going to be on the couch in there in the gambling cave. For the rest of the day? Waiting for the stream. I thought you were going somewhere. Waiting for the stream. But you're coming back. To the cave, because I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. So I'm going to come back to the cave. So'm gonna have to go to the bathroom so I'm gonna come back to the cave

So Taylor's coming here just to chill with yeah. Yeah, well we go to Oregon this weekend. Oh, this is on the way. Yeah Chicago hub yeah, big hub yeah When do you leave for Oregon tomorrow? Yeah tomorrow morning It's a long trip long trip Because then when you land in Portland, you got to drive two hours of Eugene Brutal but I think we're gonna stop off in the Salem and hit like a little haunted house Little spooky area. That's the wrong Salem. Yeah Way too far to go thousand miles away. Oh

Wait your way Did you think you were going hold on hold on like Dante come on? Yeah You're lucky you're real lucky, let me confirm let me know that's you don't there's nothing to confirm That's not you think that's the witch trial Salem. No, no, no, no, no, I didn't plan this I just thought we were going to Salem. I don't know where fuck. What do you do? What is that is that Salem in Oregon? Yeah, okay capital there you go. Oh, well, so we talking about no There is a say with the we're talking about the Salem which try going for hallowe

I didn't say we're going to Salem for the wish Salem's awesome Talking about oh no Was we're stopping off at Salem we're gonna hit a haunted house I I know. He's talking about Salem Oregon. All I said was we're stopping off at Salem and we're gonna hit a haunted house, do something spooky. He didn't know that that wasn't the... I didn't say we're going to Salem, we're gonna hit them witch trials. Oh, I thought you were talking about Salem, man.

That's like Disney and Halloween. No, that's what they're talking about. I'm talking about Salem, Oregon. Oh, I didn't know there was a Salem, Oregon. You won a haunted, I wish we hadn't broken that. I'm so sad. I wish we had showed up and been like, where the fuck are the witch trials? If you guys would have said,

oh, is that where the witch trial places out of price it. I think so Dante what's up? Nothing. I like wills looking good. I like that Jersey. Don't you wear this dress today? Yeah, I like it you look good Thank you, man. I appreciate that peptides What's up, what's cooking you got anything? You got some You got Did he for white socks Dave? What are you suspicious about did he? Yeah?

You got a good tan going on always nothing Nothing to be suspicious about right now Nothing. No The hell's going on. What the hell is this? I don't follow politics very closely. What's Brandon Johnson? What the fuck is his problem? Who or the mayor? Yeah the mayor he's got with the school and shit. What's going on? Oh, everybody quit the school board. You really want to get into this? Give me just a quick minute a minute I also saw that his his wife had a $80,000 80. I'm gonna go pay

80,000 first off. Did you know that the mayor gets a like a mansion? Yeah, I knew that but I didn't know that I didn't know that he had a $80,000 his wife got a $80,000 new office. Yeah, which I didn't know that that was a thing either So what what's quick real quick? One is just very closed off to the media and He doesn't realize that their job is to ask questions. And he's an asshole. Yeah, he just takes every line of questioning

as like an indictment or, you know. Fuck him. Yeah, he's a bad hombre. Got it. Where are you going? You got any trips coming up? No, just here, man. What are you doing with White Sox Dave?

Recording. Nice. Got an interview. Is John Summer coming in? Tried, we'll see. Hopefully tomorrow. Are you touring the weather making factory? That they just? What do you think about this? Oh?

the globalists No, the hurricane like harp harp and all yeah all this what's happening not fake I mean it was it was real, but there was someone made that hurricane man-made hurricane No, but there's all that like I don't know I'm asking you Sounds like you think it was a made that hurricane manmade hurricane. No, but there's all that. Like, I don't know. I'm asking you. Sounds like you think it was a manmade manmade. I don't think that's that's possible. But that's a no people do. But but you don't know. Could you be convinced?

I could be convinced. OK, well, I guess if you got nothing we got nothing yeah, it's good to see you though to see you Yeah, good to see you guys. Yeah, the girls upstairs want John Summitts come in Hope that's like the chatter. They wrote a note to me on my desk saying can you please invite John Summitt office? I was like, I don't know who that is. No They can go to the show though, I got a list. Oh, okay, give it to him. I'll let him know.

Yeah, yeah, let him know. Oh, wow. We're hoping, I asked him to come by and do the gauntlet with you guys tomorrow. And? He's like in pretty good shape, I think he'd do pretty good. Okay, so yeah, he's welcome to. We'll see.

Are you guys John Summit fans? Some of his songs, I know that he's like bigger than I can ever imagine. He's like the guy now. He's the DJ. Is he the DJ? I don't listen to that type of music. So I, yeah, I wouldn't.

I need to start listening. He's from Chicago though, right? Yeah, Naperville. I think he went to Illinois. So he's, but he's like, I asked the girls and they're like, yeah, he's the DJ. I was like, what happened to Diplo? They're like, they laughed at my face. Oh, no.

Was that way? We had him on backstage two years ago. They're like, yeah, he's the DJ. I was like, what happened to Diplo? They're like, they laughed at my face. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Was that way? We had him on backstage two years ago, just so everyone knows. John Summit. We were like the first, yeah. But what did happen to Diplo? I think Diplo is still like, he makes his rounds. He's grasping for relevance.

So he's not number one? He's doing country now. Diplo is? Yeah. What did he have about like sleeping with dudes? Didn't he have something like that? Oh, no, it was you know, what's yeah He admitted doing chicks is cool. That's that one. Yeah, that's cool. But I think you also admitted to like oh he meant Do you buy is he a bisexual man? Yeah. Oh Just oral. That's okay. I don't believe yeah, he says okay

I don't like with me wait what now hold on Do you suckers yeah, that's a key or sucker sure I've gotten a blowjob from a guy before for sure 100% Yeah, he said I don't know if it's gay unless you make eye contact I feel like if you nothing he said I feel like girls can be bisexual But God if you if you're a guy and you get with guys you're gay yeah yeah oh well changed well he's been begging to do that. Apparently he's got something later. I don't know. What did you change for? I was on Coke. See Dante? Dante? Way to walk out.

Way to walk out. Dante say bye, but you don't believe him. Dante. Dante. Dante did say bye. Will's going to say some dumb shit. He said bye, but yeah, I didn't. But only for girls.

Just confirmed. He only said bye to you. He only said bye to you. Salem, Oregon. Yeah, we all knew that. Never doubted. That also, you didn't look at... There was nothing on your phone that confirmed that. You just pulled your phone out to confirm. Yup. That was a brassard after LeBron. Yup, confirming.

We knew you were going to Salem, Oregon. Oh, here we go. Brandon. Here we go. Well, it just says Salem. Oh, no. Oh, no You recovered cuz were you embarrassed? Yeah, I was just mad at the chair. It was immediate. It just couldn't handle a second of you. Can we add a sound effect to that? Oh my god. I love that we have a camera.

Did anybody see? No, I was the only one here. That right there. Just us laid back. Alright. It would have been great if the only one here. That reaction's so funny. Yeah, that right there. Yeah, just laid back. All right. It would've been great if the second one broke too. That would've been amazing. Wait, keep going, because when I sit down on the second one, I just look at the other one, and it's all mad at it.

You get all pissed at it. You motherfucker. You see this? This is how you're supposed to hold a brand of water. God damn it. Great shit. That's so funny. Hold a brand of water god damn it Those are made for giant do no, I think it was just whoever use it last power lift Called it quits with your ass with one second. Oh fast no

Thank you for sharing that though. Oh, it's Man let's let's do let's try for five real quick. I think we get yeah dry for five. We got this three Three fuck like if we get it wrong three times Then we're done. We're now do high noon first Three, three fuck, like if we get it wrong three times, then we're done. I'll do High Noon first. All right, do High Noon. It's time to load up on the ice

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We gotta start on a make though. Go to a... Eh, eh, eh, eh. Go to one that's... It's 14 classic books with numbers in the title. All right, let's do the first one. Both before and after the... So much text.

The French Revolution, Charles... So much text. So much text for a first one? All right. Somebody's already too quick. What? Oh, we can do this one. A fan's already made something.

Brando. Shut up, Brando. Adlai, right? Adlai Stevenson? Yep. I don't know how to spell it. A-D-L-A-I? Do like, what is it?

I won't get any of this. Too much. It's A to Z politician. Brandon, you've got to go for it. That's Adlai. I know that one. But I don't know James. Oh, we don't get much. It's a to Z politician if you've got a go for that's Adlai. I know that one, but I don't know Doesn't count now we're talking all right all right You're not gonna know all these 57 too many though 57 57 not happening peach Wario too many guys going for it? Let's let Teej verge out for a sec.

Toad. Oh, he went Waluigi early. How is this? What is this? My bones. Mario Kart racers. Oh my god. There's that many? Yeah.

Teej, you better get all of them. The big one. The big monster. He's gonna be a waste of time. Alright, yeah. Yeah, there it is. Bleh. Alright, go to the next. of time. All right, yeah. Yeah, there it is. Yeah. All right, go to the next. This is going to be way too hard. Yoshi.

The old TJ would have been done by now. Oh, OK. We can do this. We can do this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. There's 17. Oh, OK.

West to east. Yeah, Washington. Alaska. Alaska. OK, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. Idaho.

Montana. Minnesota. What'd you say it for? North Dakota. Idaho, Montana, Minnesota. North Dakota. North Dakota. Wisconsin. Michigan. Wait. Wisconsin's got this. Wisconsin gets cucked by Michigan.

Michigan. New York. Ohio. Wisconsin doesn't have it for you. So, if I have to say. Pennsylvania touch it? Maine. No.

Pennsylvania. No. Pennsylvania. Oh, I'm dumb. So the lake counts. Vermont. The lake does count. And Maine.

Now we got it. New Hampshire. Oh. The top of New Hampshire touch Canada? Yeah, all right. Texas. California. California.

Arizona. And then Mexico. Bang. Bang. All right, we're on the board. That's one. All right. You guys got this.

We have red carpet. We can do this. Oh, this could be fun. Oh, that's 12 Years a Slave. No, it's not 12 Years a Slave. Yes, it is. Okay. Oh, that's Billy Bob Thornton.

That's Ben Affleck. Oh, that's our guy on the left. Steve Buscemi. Is that in Oceans? No. The guy with the dark eyes in the background. That's not the part. It's Bruce Willis in there.

It's Armageddon. Armageddon. It's Armageddon. Yeah. This is a fun one. It's Gordon Weaver. Aliens? Aliens, right?

But that wouldn't be at the premiere. It's Armageddon. Yeah. This is a fun one. It's Gordon Weaver. Aliens? Aliens, right? But that wouldn't be at the premiere. Avatar. Yeah, James Cameron. Nice.

Nice. Iron Man. Avengers, probably. Danny DeVito? Yeah. Michelle. This is a Batman, I believe. From the 90s. Danny DeVito? Michelle? This is a Batman I believe. Batman Returns.

Amazing. Get her good! Cars! Cars! It is cars. That's that guy. The Expendables? The Expendables. Jason Stratum.

Fight Club. Fight Club. Yep. Yep. That's the hottest brand. Oh my god, that's an ideal body. Hangover. This is good.

Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Never seen that. You're a wizard, Harry. Why did you do it like that? It's an Indiana Jones? Yeah. Indiana Jones.

Sure is. Sure is. Sure is. Fucking, uh. Whiplash? No. Ugliest movie ever. Is this Mad Max? No, that's Shia.

Wow. Bruisers. Who the fuck? So many people. So many people. Oh, um. Oh, Mamma Mia. You're kidding.

Oh. Two Ms and Mamma, I think. Oh, oh, mama mia. You're you're okay. Oh, two M's and mama. I think oh, Justice League. I was gonna say Good Burger. I'm wrong. Say good. Yeah, that's Superman though, right? Yeah, that is Superman. One of the Superman guys. Yeah, just put Superman. Man of Steel or no is if Superman versus Batman is our Batman is that Chris Nolan? in the top right ish well He's on the board

Girl on the left the fucking sound of music Mary Andrews right are alive. Oh the sound of music. Yes Andrews. Sound of music, right? Hills are alive. Oh, the sound of music. Yes, yes. Good Kate. Good Kate. Wrong, though. Some other ones. Gone with the Wind. Yeah, Trey Gone with the Wind. No, it's not. Julie Andrews.

Citizen Kane. What was Julie's? Is that all her hair? Fucking. Was she Mary Poppins? Mary Poppins. Mary Poppins. He wouldn't have been in that.

Now it's just M-I-R. Shit. Fuck. Not Mary Poppins! Mary Poppins! He wouldn't have been in that. No, it's just M-I-R. Shit! Fuck! Not Mary Poppins. OK. Yes! Yes! Yeah!

Pulp Fiction. Yep. Pulp Fiction. Tarantino. He's nah, nah, nah. Uh. Hanks? Vant?

Colin Farrell? Julie Andrews? Tom Hanks dick Mike What the fuck Jason Schwartzman? Is it Mary Poppins again What what What's the foot the foot double Mary Poppins double up Mary pops Van Dyke doing in a movie? Colin Farrell is a chimney sweep. And Tom Hanks?

This will fuck us up. We don't recognize. This is going to be a huge movie. Who's that guy in the back right middle? He's a Leto, isn't he? Not Jared Leto. Colin Farrell, that's Jason Schwartzman. That's Taco from The League.

John LeJoy. That's John LeJ League. John LeJo. This should be a big movie. It should be a huge movie. What was that? What the fuck? What was that? The women in the middle? What was that Dan Brown book?

That's Julie Andrews on the right. Oh, the Dan Brown book. Da Vinci Code. Oh my god. Oh. Oh. Da Vinci Code. Angels and Demons?

Yeah. Why would that old man be in it? That's right. Put a space in between. Angels and Demons. No, Ron Howard was the director. Yeah. Why would that old man be in it? That's right. Put a space in between. In between. But I don't know. Ron Howard was the director, I thought. Dick Van Dyke wouldn't be in that.

Yeah, what? Fuck. I mean, what time people? Toy Story 2. Try Toy Story 2. They would have given us Toy Story. And then try 3 and 4. And try 3, because.

They'd give it to you if you get it. They'd give it to you get a toy story We're fucked Feral and Tom Hanks, just go ahead and try cast away. No I agree What movie is this? Hurry, we have five minutes. What red carpet movie? Dick Van Dyke, Tom Hanks. God damn it, Tom.

Would it help if their pants were off? Yeah, it would probably help if SpongeBob was there with a pussy. Alright, go to the next. Fuck. Oh, Shrek. Nice. Social network. Social social network Garfield serving Impulse I can't see respond Wow oh That is a

Girl Scout cookie movie right what's it called? Not a Fuck what is that I seen that movie too There's is there a sliver of the poster back there. Is it like it's her and him. Oh nice. Is it called Girl Scouts? I don't know. You're a real piece of shit. You know that? I don't fall for your shit. Like, don't.

Next. We're fucked. Is it where she got her identity stolen? All right, let's start over. Let's start over. That's one that's Wally. That's one we got wrong. Let's start over.

I said Wally. Let's start over. Fuck. I like that category. Yeah, that's a great category. What was the Tom Hanks? Backwards ban. We can do this. OK. I! I like that category. Yeah, that's a great category. What was the Tom Hanks? Backward ban.

We can do this. Okay, I would like to know that. The second word of the two-word ban names when both are spelled back. Saving Mr. Banks. Did anyone have that? No, never. Two-word ban names. Van Halen.

Yeah. So Halen has to be backward. Nella. Nella. I hate this. Oh, this is bad. No doubt. I hate this. Tim. Start with T. There you go Def Leppard mm-hmm

Up in the top middle trapple Duran Duran mm-hmm same word right there Floyd Floyd Twisted sister Retsis Retsis on the right all right foo fighters little middle bottom ACDC Madge Jesus got ten seconds fuck

Top pot Riot higher tour Fuck all right. That's our second one that we've got room. We have one last and then it's I don't think we should have done that one We could have got that was what we the time has smart about which we choose. We can choose smart. Can we get smart? You got to start on a make. We got to start on an easy one. We got this. We got this. That's her. Okay. Donnie Dark has the Jake Gyllenhaal with him. That Jake. Yeah. Oh my God. What is the next skip? Skip? That'll be the last one. Precious. Billy at

top. The bottom right. Oh. Right? Yep, you're right. Milk top right, I think. Yep. There's Oliver Twist. My bad. Natalie, Natalie.

Us Kip, but next. Yeah, top left. Blue Steel. Emil was a black and white movie, wasn't it? No, no, it's the bottom, bottom, bottom. The Bobcat. Yeah. Or at? All right, Julia Roberts, right now. There's Aaron Rogovitch. So it's either. Bottom bottom bottom the Bobbitt. Oh, yeah

Black and white girl or I think it's the other girl see this Spin guys just want to dive into them. You know that we got a pause in the, Brandon. We got to play, Mark. We can't just not play. We got to pause and spin. You're a volume shooter, Brandon. You're a volume shooter. Oh, he's right. Tides is right. You got to start on the make, dude.

Find one you know you can get. Does anyone know the characters? No. Are they familiar? Not at all. God damn it, it's Kate. Kate's over one. You can't be struggling out of the gate.

Come on, Kate. Come on, Kate. Let me see them one more time. Come on, Kate. Come on. Let me see them one more time. Come on Angel a or not. I have a I have a feeling based on gut Come on, Kate. Oh my god, but angel a are you Natalie both look edgy? They both look edgy fuck so angel not the least sounds more like French black and white film. Okay, I Like that I love that

Damn you Kate look Kate what are you doing fucking bitch in no universe she ever gonna get that that's just how they these things work it's great too cuz I totally would agreed with you the logic was perfect hundred percent agree with your logic fuck Why we gotta find one that we can try with a make you see Napoleon Dynamite you dive right in I wasn't Next up we can do this last one start with a make start on a make it has to be laughably easy Yeah, we get us go we can get every one of these yeah, they're pussies pussies You guys just keep setting us up No, no no no yes. Yeah, no

No, no, no, I'm not gonna know okay, no No, no, no too much like okay Maybe yeah, I think we could do this. Yeah You know German yeah fuck Goldberg Goldberg Gary Gary put the H before the R You know German yeah fuck Put the H for the R Come on teach going job you oh fuck one you gotta be one god damn it guns in Yeah, dog tiger. She knows all dog

It's rodent is a delicacy good and talk gluten talk for rodent Groundhog yeah, nice Gettysburg, he's bird wait that was a round off. Oh, can you pick any penny? Gang what a gang what is jinson east side profound on humor in this being a gelding a gelding yeah oh wow beautiful man sir sir name what what what's? Who wrote Lord of the Flies? Lord of the Flies. We don't know.

We know it. G-Thing. Greg, what was his last? What's sir name's last name? Gong. Just write Greg. It's got to be right. No.

Sir name. It's a famous author, guys. Is he the one who? Gatling. The Pearl? No. Groning? No. All right, which one are we on? We don't know. A point of the Erase from the Dark Crystal. Gatling the pearl No, no

All right, which one are we on we don't know The floor of the flies we don't know Lord of the Flies. That's a famous author. I know god damn it pointed ear race from dark crystal were holding no Golding a golden might be right Yes Soviet law Gulag. Yeah, we're not gonna know dark crystal ear race of the dark crystal What's what's got point like an elven looking creature that would go G? What do you race a dark crystal? What the fuck is that the movie from the 80s? Okay, Nick? You can you could say whenever you're ready

Enough time somebody gets zero nada Nada Zippo zilch no one's gonna say anything Nick. I promise go ahead I don't want to be ready. I already got mama me and milk. I can't do this a gorg grg gorg God is a gorg. No. Oh my god. How do we believe her? How are we fucking this up? DJ you're a nerd zero not as an old nerd nerd. He's not an old nerd, though. What's the zero one? Oh my god.

It's a dark crystal. Connor. Connor. Connor's not old either. What's zero, not as zilch? What is that? Gorgons. Gorgongs.

Zero gag. God damn nothing. They beat us 10 to 0. They beat us 10 to nil. They beat us 10 to zilch. They beat us 10 to g they be just 10 to nil they be just 10 to zilch I just tend to go go goose egg Nice alright, let's think of let's think of pointed ear race. How would we make fun of? Don't worry about the G's just say any pointed ear race, you know elf and then we will land on the G's G ing so goblin starts with G's is it is it a

Gob a gob gobbling gobbling God Goog roog do we have any old nerds here goog? What is the crit dark crystal that's like a puppy Rolidge? It's a fantasy movie. We got a minute. We got a minute 40. We got a minute Wait is making a nerd? Wait we have to do this right? Yeah. Alright Monk. Breathe. Sorry.

Lost. Reba. NCIS. Friend. Scroll down. Doug. Doug. Oh, we don't have it. Amen.

We don't got this. We don't got this. Joey. Hung. Got this. Cops. We got this, guys. Taxi, cops.

Frazier? No. We don't got this. What's he? What are the brothers? Oh, my god. We don't got this. What's he? What are the brothers? Oh my God. We're fucked. We're so fucked. We're so fucked.

We're so fucked. And I thought the Gelfling thing was going to be the start of the game. This is the most fucked anybody's ever been. Turd? Brandon, these are all show shit. No! I see Bill Cosby. That's I Spy.

Nice. Who was Sonny Troyer? What was he in, Brandon? You're just making shit up who are the brothers there fucking two brothers the Canadian dudes Yeah It's one Frazier bottom right no these are four letter shows Glee we're out One more we gotta go one more

We're never getting this that's only one miss in a row. Yeah one more one more more We're not getting we're not getting gelfing was awesome. The gelfing pool was amazing. That was yeah, we really could end on a good one All right next one give up. Let me see let's see all things doing the worst All right, next one give up. Let me see. Let's see. I'll think doing the worst What was the Frasier line? What's the fucking two brothers s boss? We're never getting all the same swat boss I never heard a boss in my life This is getting I'm getting angry. Yeah, I feel like Brandon trying to beat the traffic right now. It's good goose egg though Well, I'm never SETV yeah, that's good. I like doing this shit. That was good.

SCTV. SCTV, yeah. We could have used you a while ago. Who's that? Get your ass in here! Hey, get in here, Stefan! Stefan! Stefan, come on!

Stefan, get the fuck in here! Used to be vacuuming the fucking Jumbotron. Get in here! All right. We need Gooch to produce this show. No. No. Absolutely not. I wish Roan was to produce this show. Mm-hmm. No. No. Absolutely not.

I wish Rowan was still on the show. Oh, sure. Guys, we're not getting that. I think we... Every year? Pass. Pass. Ricky Rubio.

Pass. No. Cat. All right, who you got? Anthony Towns. Towns. Towns. Towns. Towns. Just towns.

Kevin Love. You better get this. Yeah, y'all better. Come on, Mark. We can get this. Who was before? Wiggins? Wiggins.

No. Jesus Christ. for Oh, um, try McCants, MCC, ANTS. No. Y'all wanted to do it. Marbury, no. Johnny Flynn, no. Timberwolves, is that Kevin Garnett? Was Marbury on the Timberwolves? No.

At some point, it was. It's too late. We did do Rubio. Did Derrick Rose play well for him? Garnett came back, but I don't think he let him in scoring. God damn it. Was Brandon Jennings in there randomly one year when they sucked?

No, he wasn't. So don't put that. Was somebody in that office? No. Megan. Get it. We have 30 seconds. Hurry up. He was walking. He was fucking walking

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That is Schmidt. S-C-H. C-H. Oh. I'll be God damn. I don't have a fucking clue. Sarah. Who is that? Person.

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Excellent. What's her name? Sheila. Community. Yeah, I don't know. Who is seeing community? She's from a community. I've seen them all. I can't remember. I think it's SH. Cheryl? Sherry?

Sherry? Any S name, just start typing. Try I-E, S-H-E-R-R-I-E. Sherry? Sherry would be C-H-E-R-I. Who watches the show? C-H-E-R-I. Don't watch the show, don't watch the show.

Don't watch the show, don't watch the show. Community! Community! Community! What? Keep naming S.T.U.M.U.T.Y. Shirley! Shirley! No, I! I! I! I!

I need Y! God damn it! Y! That's just two. I'll stay there. I'll stay there. That's only two. I'm ready. All right. I'm not going to go to the back. Brady. Tom Brady. Breeze.

Breeze. There you go. Warner. Collins. Collins. Farr. Flynn. Farr.

Flynn. Flynn. Flynn. Oh, boy. Minnesota, Miami, Oakland. Trent Green. Yeah. Oh, we're missing.

OK. Culpepper. Garcia after that. Yep yeah 1l Garcia Garcia Yeah Bulger Blake I mean a hundred no no No. Kittner? Kittner?

Kittner. Yup. That's McNair. That's McNair, yeah. You can honestly choose any player. McNair. This is Plummer. McNair.

McNair. Plummer. Brooks. Nice. DeLome? Yes. Two M's. Rossberger?

No, Rossberger had William. Two M's. Bradshaw? Stewart? I mean, it might be Rossberger. Yes To him off this burger. No Ross for red wing to em Bradshaw Stewart I Mean might be wrong. It might be wrong. This for you. Wait How Pittsburgh just Pittsburgh? Yeah, he had way more yards. It might not be for it might be for a certain time period

Okay, is it a certain time period maybe I don't know Palmer. Yep, Paul Let's oh let's oh test of Ernie Is it a certain time period? Maybe. I don't know. Palmer. Yep, Palmer. Bledsoe. Bledsoe. Testaverde. Fucking. Barat. Brunel.

I think you can start naming. Brad Johnson. Pennington. Miami. Pennington. All right, I'll start somewhere else. Denver, Miami, Tampa Bay, Chicago. Greasy.

Schaub. We have 73 left. OK. Keep going, Dough. We just go down. All right, sorry. Marino. Griffin.

Marino. That's not RG3. Pennington. Go all the way down? No, Marino? Are we at the bottom? No, look. Quarterbacks of the town.

You already wrote Pennington. We already got it. Stafford. Miami Jets? Rogers. Is it a time period? Yes, you thousand oh thousands oh Basically have you played quarterback in Sanchez who is by put Sanchez cuz the edler

Are we at the bottom bowler cutler To else no LL er yep Are we at the bottom? Bowler. Cutler. 2 L's, no. L-L-E-R. Yep. Cousins? Fuck, Cleveland is. Just typing cousins. Oh, man.

Hoyer. Who is Chicago than Denver? Well, no, Chicago than Denver. Oh, that's Orton. Oh my god. Denver through St. Louis. Smith. We already got it.

Alex Smith. I don't fucking know. We're out. Because some of these Cleveland 7,000 yards, what is that? I think you could just literally name any quarterback from the 2000s. Yeah, if they played quarterback, just name them. Michael Vick.

Gannon. Elvett? Yeah. We're never going to get the. Bortles. Josh Allen. Prescott. When was this made?

What the fuck? It was made, yeah, Carter. Yeah, when was this made? It was made in like 2009. Because look how many Brady has. It's not that many. I think it's from the year 2000 to the year 2009. That's that there's the only yards that count Carter What the fuck

Alright, so it's oh 2000 2009 Yes, alright, okay, those are only yards that matter Those years alright no GA Rr. I Think okay, all right was six minutes Freeman What about just you've already got Dylan what about Smith have we done Kurt Warner? I've tried to say yes

Batch Campbell no wait you're right Is this every quarterback you try every quarterback yeah cordell EJ manuals that last Buffalo. What about white it's just to go fuck ponder Bradford oh, I'm off by a couple years. Yes, when? When's it stop 2010 when when QINN? Oh my God

Couch out there Tim Cal we already locker we're fucked All right when you castle long day when you played man to the five every starting quarterback Smith or Lossky Already have it Who won the Super Bowl with the Bucks when they be Johnson It's over Super Bowl with the Bucks when they beat. Johnson Johnson Johnson Johnson Johnson Johnson Johnson Johnson. Who lost? Yeah, it's over. Flacco. Jets to Carolina. New England back to Carolina.

Who was the 13,000? Test of Ernie. Oh, just throwing Hasselback. He's already there. Fuck. If any football expert in the office is watching get in here No, we're just the yardage is what's killer because wait I'm guys who was the Tampa Bay quarterback that did the Thriller album cover photo here

Freeman Don't look at the yardage Dan look at the tea And think of yes name every Bears quarterback, okay, we look think of 20 years other bears We already got cutler. We got cordell stewart you have tommy maddox Maddox real dilfer is Still young good one was it still for young in the 2000s do we have Garcia in there? Yeah, Jeff Garcia's Steve Young Started where is it over there is a weird order to guess chandler

uh... and virtually louis since then i'm using those scott was after all this is the issue who through for six thousand of all you want to know is the her bark now that was true There's greasy. I got a murder. Who threw for $6,000 in Baltimore? Cleveland, San Francisco.

Who's the? Gerbach? No, that was too early. He coaches high school football now in Nashville. Why would anybody know that? Who's the Titans? Trying to think of the Baltimore quarterback in the 2000s. It was Kyle Bowler.

Dillford and a bowler. D a cow bowl. I don't know. Dillford in the bowler and Dillford is who I was thinking of. Yeah. You said Dillford just seconds ago. Yeah. You sure did. The right hand side though is going to be impossible. Impossible. Like that's what I was saying. The yard is like 3000 yards for Seattle. Yeah. We're not going to we're not going to get the right. Yeah. This is we're just I guess just give up. Let's say Rosen Rosen felt no That's an impossible one

Yeah, I don't think we're dead yet. Yeah, we're so dead we have three minutes. We're dead. We're just good Nothing there's nothing that can be done. I can think of Smith maybe but that's about it give up Renzel Give up or still go give up Give up or still go give up 60s pretty good you Quinn Jim Miller Russell Billy Rollins young we're not getting AJ Alex Smith Why didn't anybody say Alex I said flacko Kelly Holcomb what I got Steve Burline Did nobody say Alex Smith? I mean, why didn't you fucking write Smith? We wouldn't have got some of them. No.

All right. We should have got Alex Smith. One more. Just one more. You haven't done the wheel. I got it. I know. We're going to do it.

What do you got to go? Where are you going? You're going to go to the cave right now? Why do you have to leave? You got to go do a thing. What thing? You got to do a thing. Can I say what you're doing?

I don't even know. I can't? Why? Don't be a. Don Can I say what you're doing? I don't even know. I can't? Why? Don't be a, don't be that guy. Just tell everyone. I mean, not on the show. Not on the show. Where can I?

Hey. Congrats or I'm sorry or whatever. Wait, stay for the wheel. Stay for the wheel. Sorry. Let's just do the wheel. Let's end it. Just did a one finger handshake with him.

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