The Yak - Case Race Part 7: Battle Royale For Big Cat's 40th Birthday | The Yak 1-31-25

Episode Date: January 31, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. There's a new pet. Che che che chea. Chea events makes a great gift for everyone. And what's that? Go down south with Brandon's. Brandon, does pussy taste like pumpkin pie? I said I don't want to answer no damn question like that.
Starting point is 00:00:39 I never had no pumpkin pie. Kick it! Everything feels right. Out of the closet. Let's show you some PC. Out of the closet. Let your juice up, bc. Out of the closet. I can't rave enough about this product, but...
Starting point is 00:00:49 Doctor, he needs an operation. How's it look? Good to me. I'm a too awesome CD. Look at me fat, dumb, didn't even know it. He's dead chapped. He loves to slap. The worms live and they're living in a combination of... Welcome to New Plants.
Starting point is 00:01:14 It's the roofball,'s Case Race 7. Yak brought to you by Rowback, R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Fleeces, hoodies, joggers, shorts, everything on Rowback. Go to Rowback, use code YAKIT, 20% off your first order. Connor Griffin. Hello. Case Race 7. Case Race 7. Welcome, everybody. This is Case Race 7, the Battle Royale.
Starting point is 00:01:54 We'll get into the rules right now. It'll be much more transparent once we get up and going. But essentially, all competitors will start in this studio. We have four teams of three, each team being led by a birthday boy. And they'll be scattered all around. We'll have team of three, each team being led by a birthday boy and they'll be scattered all around. We'll have team number one here, team two here, team three. You get the point. The birthday boys. The birthday boys. Big Cat. Correct. PFT. Correct. Che. Correct. KB. You also got that one. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Okay. So four birthday boys, four birthday boys,
Starting point is 00:02:20 four teams of three, and the objective of the race is for each team to survive the storm as long as possible. So a 15-minute timer will be set to start the race and each team will have to drink at least 10 beers in that 15-minute timer. They can go over that 10 beer limit but it'll add to their total score but the point is you just have to get to 10. You survived the storm. If you don't get to 10 then you are eliminated and your entire team has to exit the studio and they'll go to the cave. But after that first 15 minute timer,
Starting point is 00:02:51 we will then have an alarm and the parameters for the next cycle will be set. A wheel will spin to decide how many beers need to be drank in the next 20 minutes. So if the wheel hits 10, then each team's total to survive the next storm will increase by 10 to a total of 20. So we're getting progressively harder and harder. Pause 20 minute storm cycles will repeat into one team is left standing
Starting point is 00:03:12 and they will be the winners and TJ is kind of the guardian of that. If he sees that it's dragging on a little bit, he has the leeway to speed it up a little bit. There he is. There's TJ. And of course, Brandon is the referee. Yes, he has final say. Right. He's very scared of these balloons, but he will call a fair game. I don't know why the balloons are here. I will call a fair game unless something happens.
Starting point is 00:03:31 I don't know. Deutsch alert. The Deutsch alert. Last week. Every case race from now on has a Deutsch alert. Correct. What is the Deutsch alert? The Deutsch alert is if a team is in last place
Starting point is 00:03:44 and they are really struggling, they can activate their Deutsch alert? The Deutsch alert is if a team is in last place and they are really struggling, they can activate their Deutsch alert. So this will release one Ronnie Deutsch, who is a drinking phenom. He has a throat of a drain. He will come to the studio, drink for the team. That's not, that's a drain of a throat? Throat of a drain, drain of a throat.
Starting point is 00:03:59 You get my point. His first alert will last for 60 seconds. So the last place team, they can use them for 60 seconds. He could drink as much beer as possible in that minute. The second alert, second time he's used, that'll only last for 60 seconds. So the last place team, they can use him for 60 seconds. He could drink as much beer as possible in that minute. The second alert, second time he's used, that'll only last for 45. The third alert will go for 30 seconds, gets less and less as time goes on.
Starting point is 00:04:13 And each team can only use their Deutsch once. So Brandon, with that being said, do you have any other rules that you wanna tack on here? You're the man in the stripes. I have no more rules. I will be adhering any rules I deem necessary throughout the night. Last time I was viciously attacked by Dana Beers. I was attacked by Wonton Dunn. I was attacked. I was mocked. I was thrown up on. I was hit. So I would anticipate all those
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Starting point is 00:05:56 We're ready to get into Case Race 7, the Battle Royale. First off for team number one, it is a team of firsts. Very fitting that it's team number one. First timer, Nick Mangold. First timer, Danny Conrad, led by captain KB No Swag. And here they come. So they'll explain their costumes in a minute. I don't fully get all these references, but then again I'm a youngster. KB, Danny Conrad, Nick Mangold walking into the studio. Boys. Have a seat.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Yeah, Brandon's scared of these balloons. They'll be sitting in the corner. Tell Danny to sit next to Danny Danny Danny over we're already off the rails in the corner there's a there's a rolling chair behind for Danny in between them rolling chair behind for Danny. In between them. Rolling chair behind for Danny. There we go. Yeah, I think that's where you guys...
Starting point is 00:07:31 Okay, cool. You guys are good. Brandon is on the floor. Alright, so that is team number one. We all good, Brandon. Okay. Team number two next up. Led by Captain PFT Commenter. it's Dana Beers and Hank. Keep your mouth shut when it comes to my kicks, alright? Don't do respect. You got no fucking idea what it's like to be number one. the here they go
Starting point is 00:08:34 so Hank the the last minute edition because Kate had to had to miss out on case race seven and he's back in his traditional Darth Maul get up that's somehow Sopranos You boys are over here where Brandon sitting right now Hey, there's a rolling chair behind you. He's Molly Walnuts Molly Walnuts. Hey Use the force? Don't I don't eat pussy Stop saying I eat pussy. Yeah, I don't whistle through the wheat field
Starting point is 00:09:16 All right, that was quite an entrance we'll move on to team number three It is the MVP of the last case race Mark Titus newcomer Max Delente, led by captain, the birthday boy, Stephen Che. I love your cancer cancer beer Live, mask, do and live Taste my hoagie, my foot, long be light See the change I wanna go down on my fear all night Me and Link is still the morning light No more food, oh it's in my eyes
Starting point is 00:10:01 Shimmering bright like the stars in midnight skies It's a scene Crack your bullet holes up Raging high with the band Cheers! Tonight we're feeling wild With the crew in our hands Woo!
Starting point is 00:10:23 I love you, can't you can't you love me? You guys are right there looks like kiss has entered case race 7 Have a seat have a seat We sweet should we like yell or something as you can if you want How we doing boys doing all right? I'll say this Connor. I want to rock and roll all night, okay? Fair enough that their song I think so the party every day. Yeah doing all right. I'll say this Connor. I want to rock and roll all night, okay Fair enough that their song. I think so the party every day. Yeah, all right Welcome. I'm just focused on drinking beers. Here we go and last see the tongue. This is the worst part of the case Just like the awkward questions like like a player whose coach told him like no bullets in board Yeah, exactly your drink beers control what I can control. I also just want to get in front of this
Starting point is 00:11:08 This costume just doesn't cover my nipples. So they're just gonna be all right Well pretty hard to move on from that, but we will next up Last but not least it is team number four Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Will Compton Nick Taraneyaney, led by Captain Birthday Boy, Big Cap. Oh no. What's he doing? What is he doing? He's taking his time.
Starting point is 00:11:32 He might have hurt himself. What is that? What is that? Don't do that! Don't do that! It's the More Cowbell, the Mississippi State Contest. I thought there was a lot of people here. What happened on Periscope?
Starting point is 00:11:41 All right, boys, Brandon Walker, we're man-taking first man-taking trip here. What happened on Paracel? All right, boys, Brandon Walker, we're man-ticking first man-ticking shirt here. All right, pressure. This is an uncut sheet of cards, a Raphael Palmeiro bobblehead. Happy birthday, Candace, I hope this year. Yeah, Candace, big fit in your mouth, mother fucker. Brandon, this pussy tastes like pumpkin pie.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Excuse me. I'm the man. The bobble you lose. Oh, I said I wouldn't answer no damn question like that. I ain't never had no pumpkin pie. Kick it! Oh my god. He's got the arm locked down. What's wrong boy? Now Dan, do we need this many balloons? What?
Starting point is 00:12:45 Balloons? What are we doing? You're all twisted. You're all twisted. Here we go. Here we go. Hey, Brandon. All right.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Case Race 7. Did you do the ads? Is that noise too loud TJ? All right. All right. You can turn it off. We got to do body armor before we start. All right. We got body armor. Hold on. Let me get the ads. Body armor. This episode is brought to you by Body Armor Flash IV. It's time to reach for real hydration with Body Armor Flash IV packed with electrolytes, zinc,
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Starting point is 00:14:01 too. I also feel so fat. I'm trying to look at myself in there and see how fat the people think I look. All right, so thank you to special guest Nick Mangold, Will Compton, Dana Beers. This is gonna be fun. Brandon, did you do the rules? Connor did the rules did it Connor did it. Oh Connor did What yes me Oh no. I did that one time. Oh no. I did that one time. He'll be out for the rest of the show. All right, so make sure you, everyone remembers to talk into the mics. You can put on the headphones too if you forget. Tommy threatened to cannibalize a boy at school.
Starting point is 00:15:02 All right, so everyone feel good? Everyone ready to go? Great. Happy birthday to Che, PFT, KB. You. Me. Happy birthday boys. It's also this case race is about Max. I think we all can agree.
Starting point is 00:15:16 No, I've already spoken too much. I already thought about that. I said the fat thing too early. Too many word count. What do you mean by that? Black is slimmingming you're fine. I'm trying to drink beers. All right, did anyone drink yet? Yeah, I drank a lot and I took too many beta blockers I drank 18 beers last night I thought I went into the show MOOC show to warm up and lube up and I couldn't stop wait Why are you Tony Soprano with I don't know? He's Tony Soprano, but then here somebody say that Che looks like a geisha and he was like I think that's not true
Starting point is 00:16:02 Somebody I didn't have a bald cap and then I found this but I already had this on before I found the ball Wait what's your guys team name us yeah Critical zigzag Critical zigzag did you come up with that on the spot yeah? Crucial intake of yellow okay,, okay all animated. We all have yellow Who the fuck are you guys? What do you mean no Brandon fucking Walker Let's get some beers
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Starting point is 00:17:51 So I'm a team get a beer Brandon Brandon give me a beer So you have to start with a chug? No, you don't have to start with you can if you want Big cat you can tell the room this the scores are in front of the maresh Jacob and Luke Blutman are scoring. Okay I'm not you must tell them when you finish a beer All right, so when you finish a beer tell the tell the scorers table that you finished a beer Thank you, and then you can get up and get your own beers or you can ask Jacob to get you a beer You can ask Jacob to get you a beer
Starting point is 00:18:41 What are we stacking cups no, because are we reusing cups or we stacking cups, what are we doing stat stack them stack them? Hey, I'll take two why don't you sit why don't you sit why all right hi boys here's to everyone here's a you want to start the timer wait where's the timer top of the screen let's leave it all in the field leave it all in the back give us a give us a room. I don't have anything. Come on, give us one. Come on, Will. If we die, we die! Hey!
Starting point is 00:19:09 Hey! OK, cheers. Start the timer. Cheers, everyone. Cheers. And we're off. Cheers, boys. Let's fucking go.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Remember, you got to yak. You got to talk. Let's yak it up. You got to talk. How's everyone's day today? So wait, when does this come out? Have the Eagles already won the Super Bowl? No. Stop talking to me.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Focus, Max. Cody, can you clear the balloons out in front of the screen so we can see it? Dana, some people were saying before that you don't drink beers anymore. That's just not true. They were saying that. Also, people were saying that Titus
Starting point is 00:19:40 didn't actually drink 21. It might have been 24. Yeah. People were saying that. The Titus carried that to him last time Oh, you might have been 24. Yeah Were they calling their column Dana Zima Yeah, okay max what were people calling you when you first came out in that costume You mean by people you mean yourself. Oh, I didn't know was me when you said Hershey kiss That's a good one
Starting point is 00:20:13 Nick actually did a roast of max on on Monday's part of my take no yeah Yeah, it was like it was like a what is it was it the roasts? What do they call the roasts? Gotta get cut off Shut up well max isn't usually a much of a stand-up guy. Yeah You should know what a roast is. He's already got to get cut off. Holy shit. I gotta shut up. Well, Max isn't usually much of a stand-up guy. Yeah. By the way, Nick Mangold has been asking to be on a case race for two years.
Starting point is 00:20:35 I'm happy you're finally here. This is a long time coming. It really makes me happy to be here. I'm happy to have me. I feel excited and a little over-hyped. But obviously going to do my best. As Max said, I feel, uh, excited, uh, a little overhyped, but, uh, obviously going to do my best and as Max said, just I'm here to drink beers. Yeah. Drink beers.
Starting point is 00:20:52 I'll do another beer. Oh, you guys. Danny. One beer down one more, please. See, this is, okay. Brandon one deer beer down. All right, boys. Look at Dana beer is not Danny.
Starting point is 00:21:03 What are you supposed to be high school? You time over there? I thought you came here to drink beer. One beer down. All right boys. Look at Dana beers. Danny. What are you supposed to be high school you? You're the beer tweet guy you're literally the beer guy Don't talk to me. I just came to drink beer and he's fucking Dana is literally the beer guy You have 18 beers last night So then you should be done with I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan Dream. Hey, Lane was to come here and drink beers and I see no drinking a beer is that he finished? Well, Dana got his days wrong. Does anyone have a miracle? We got one on the board Brandon, Brandon
Starting point is 00:21:39 Some Mexican stand. Yeah. All right. We're gonna stand off. All right. All right. All right settle down. All right All right, we're gonna stand off all right all right settle down all right Brandon if you bring another green as well We're drinking no having a good time no marathon we first years little rain again. I'm actually standoff Yeah, I know we are also people can get up and get their own beers if they need to I have a I it's funny I'm Jack Brandon, but we need Brandon giving us. Yeah, that means one of us is really I'd wait much But we need branding given us that means one of us is really I'd wait much By so it looks like the fucking naughty list you guys both Were three I can't drink this I know I know
Starting point is 00:22:17 Yes, that's true. You can't not drink the beer drink the beer I'm kind of with my brains trying to figure out what the strategy is team. Shea has Are you fake drinking beer max? We should have three right? Yeah, we have three No, I know The storms are coming. I have to drink this. I'm sorry Dana. Will you booth a beer for one? Yeah, okay What we're in last switch. We're in the Lord. Do it. They can do that. We want to. I thought it had to be the first thing. It's got to be
Starting point is 00:22:55 after the first. This is making up the I'm on here. Time out, time out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 00:23:12 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Make a call make a call Catch complaining and you're not asking that's complaining. You're giving in I got George. No, I'm not remove George Yes mustard sulfur that was that was never it's early That wasn't in good nature of the game. What the fuck guys You're trying to do each no first. No big. Yeah That's why max was You're a pussy Jackson and Michael Jordan. I always thought George had to come in after the do we got with that was always That everyone knew that everyone knew what that you had to come in after the first thing No, PFT has to be coming whatever. Yeah, you guys should stop playing a gentleman's game.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Honk. All right, let's just go. All right. That's classic skeet. Honk, honk. I think, all right, so obviously we did a bad job of explaining it. Give me liquor.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Give me fireball. TJ. TJ. I think Deutsch can't be called till the number gets decided. A bag filled with cream corn. Very high. I made a block. Brandon, when the first number. Yeah, but it should be after round one. gets decided. A back bag filled with cream corn. Very high on made of luck.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Brandon, when the first number... After round one. Yeah, but it should be after round one. Get me liquor. Let me know the number. Let me know the number. We need to know the number. We posted on the rules.
Starting point is 00:24:35 I didn't know you were going to do that. We're fucking smart, dude. What, do you want us to be stupid? You want us to be... Kind of, yeah. You want us to be... You know? That's...
Starting point is 00:24:43 That was not cool. That was mean. Gentlemen's game. Brandon, give us the ruling. You know Gentlemen's game Brandon give us the ruling when can doish be called after we get after the first storm after the number The rules guys No You guys are the same thing no We were gentleman's game seriously George didn't even get his jump his asteroid jump. Yeah It's George gonna do that every time he might have a game Team You're fucking probably talking about God knows what we scripted our first
Starting point is 00:25:31 Hey Marky talking to my team KB has another one I just make it Yeah Just want to talk like Brandon. Can we put on YouTube big? What we put a butt chug on YouTube Hey, I don't know if I have a butt chug. Yeah. No, he said can we put a butt? Oh on YouTube cuz I don't know if I have a butch yeah no he said can we put a but oh on YouTube because I will do it okay yeah I mean here's what we'll do is we'll do it and if we can't put on YouTube I'll just tweet it out all right drive a hard bargain on a chest? YouTube tomorrow be like hey. Yeah we should negotiate. Five beers worth for one butt chug. Nah that's fine I'll do one. That's a fair deal.
Starting point is 00:26:12 No then we're all gonna start butt chugging. Yeah this is gonna be a butt chug show. This whole thing is gonna be a disaster. I can't not butt chug if Willie C is leaving me. Right? That's a great point. I have to butt chug for you leaving. Yeah oh my god. We gotta bring this this up already. It's early in the show It's the elephant you guys are gonna slow play it for Deutsch. No, I mean, I don't know what the rules are anymore. Yeah
Starting point is 00:26:34 He could be called after the first numbers is spun You guys not played fortnight You guys not played for tonight's have to get to 10 Pub G when I guess I should have explained that the first 10 should have been so everyone gets in it You know this is so everyone gets in it right we want to get Deutsch in it no No, but this is when everyone here should get in it so we can have Frank Danny. You're not on three yet I am you guys are gonna see a team to be doing this finish your third You guys are too good of a team to be doing this. Finish your third.
Starting point is 00:27:04 That's gonna have 31. I am disappointed. You play the Deutsch. We have another one, four. You guys are all mad you didn't win, Brandon. We're also in first place. We'll have balloons. So, Jacob, after the first numbers call, we'll spot.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Yeah, whatever. Can I get another one? We don't need Deutsch. We don't want Deutsch. After the first numbers call Take that back We're fine on our own We're never for tonight. When do you when do you traditionally employ deutsch and fortnight? We got six. I think we're at six Brandon may have a green so deutsch is like the bullet is the gold scar No, he's a blue shell It's it. This is an eight. Well. Yeah, yeah, you're old Whoa, dude, my birthday. What shows?
Starting point is 00:27:53 You were thinking bullet. I'm 32 Someone here knows the bullet the we Mario car. We only play we get to the limit How much time we have we get? Oh shit limit I got another one Brandon conversation flow what you're at the table You gotta give looks like that a billion good plan We're halfway there. Yeah That was a fast 15 minutes fuck wait how many I was oh I thought it was 10 No, we were 15 and we have six left six. We were slow playing We weren't slow well, I heard you I saw you guys
Starting point is 00:28:47 Talking and we were in a circle talking we understood we were both. Yeah, I have a question. I have a question For kiss what are you guys favorite kiss songs? I don't know. I don't know understruck Is that one? Sure. Is that it? That kid. That kid. All night.
Starting point is 00:29:10 You're gonna be here everyday. So be all night long. Yeah. You do do. Back in black. That's a good beat. Hey, Sparrow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Mark, can you do a good Gene Simmons? Ah. Shyron. That's kinda small. That's a pretty good kiss. That's a pretty good kiss. There's a video of Ozzy Osbourne that me and my buddies watched. I gotta stop.
Starting point is 00:29:35 No, no, no! You were all listening! How long have we been listening to him and his buddies watch? Wouldn't it be so funny if none of us got to ten beers and there's just over We had a nice like chat. Yeah Can we hear about this video though? I need I Honestly started saying I can't remember anything about it wheels inside combo mode already
Starting point is 00:29:59 That wasn't even an intentional spill that's the most embarrassing part what's the funnest thing to say with Brendan Walker's voice Don't try to tell you Okay, yeah, that's another beer, please The tongue like that that's like evolution cuz hey you have to have a three nine twenty five Yeah, Chase should have been gene certain We talked about it. Oh You're a tongue guy, too. Yeah We should have done do you say you tongue guy big time? Let's see and and lower lip look at will
Starting point is 00:30:43 I'm not a tongue guy Rush can I get another one I were at seven I had another we got three and a half Fuck boys my nipples are chafing in this thing. What if someone doesn't make it? This early This is the longest appearance you've had on a case race so far my first one Oh, yeah, I forgot you were there cuz you didn't talk. I didn't speak I Would be I'm already full me too. I'm full too my bad the first one was good because it didn't have as many bubbles now There's lots of I Got a burp stuck boys
Starting point is 00:31:22 Take a breath you washed Caillou Danny. I was like I I hate that I finished Brandon here you finish three There goes a show that would come on to you and you'd be like like this is a war show Ttw baby is Kai's first beer first 20 So you were your kai you come to the mic will talk in the mic I had to talk to my team, okay? Yeah Wait a minute. This isn't- Ty U, Arthur. Arthur.
Starting point is 00:31:48 What are you guys whispering about over there? You guys are. So now you guys are playing strategy. Big Barnes? Yeah, this is- Yeah, this is- It's change of rules. It's Big Mahomes over here.
Starting point is 00:31:56 Yeah, Big Mahomes. Oh, shit. Danny Trump? I want Big Mahomes. Why not Big Pat? It was right there. Danny Trump. Well, I'm Tony O'Brown.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Come on, now. Do you have that in you in the next two months, and do you have that in you in the next two months? Oh, I know but Pat was ready to It's big Rick Mahomes Well All right well Well, that's where I'm a home's dad 50. I think that's what happened last night I texture is like I might do Darth Maul costume. You're like I said like Darth Paulie walnuts you're like or Bolly walnuts You look good, I feel great. Hey, hey, go do you look my door dude? Hikes head-ass You look good. I feel great. Hey, hey, right now to be honest, but I will switch to fireball mysteriously
Starting point is 00:33:18 How does that work in the end of the rules, but does long count toward the beers you're refried bean for fun? I like that. I mean- A cholesterol blimp. Alright. Cheese eater of Chester County. I mean the fact that you know exactly what county I'm from. It makes perfect sense. What's the man in the yellow hat do?
Starting point is 00:33:43 Green. He owns a monkey. He's just- He's his best friend. But does he got like, does he got- What's the man in the yellow hat do green he's But does he got like does he got Skills of any sort Normal guy Three that's one more for mango for Wow this is for Jacob. I just finished three We're at 10 wait Wait a minute. How full was this beer? Can we get a check?
Starting point is 00:34:12 Is that yours? Different cups. Somebody's pouring heavy. Will, I love that you're my teammate, but that went down my throat. I love that you're my teammate, but that went down my throat I think that was enough fart to where I think That fart could have clogged a toilet. I got an Italian question. What is a pie zone like? what is was that stand? What is like friend just friend? Yeah, yeah Is it is it is there like a definition actual or fellow Italian? What's Lockwood?
Starting point is 00:34:55 Latvian ah big don't I went to life for a chest I went to Latvia with Clem in the middle of winter 20 degrees miserable outwe. And then a year later, my dad did like a 23 in me and found out I was like 50% Latvian. And you just didn't take advantage of it. Nope. But Lockwood doesn't sound Latvian. No. The Eastern Europeans.
Starting point is 00:35:19 This sounds like English. I think that's English. Just because you're 50% doesn't mean that's where your name came from. But I found out I had very, like, very Latvian heritage after I had already been here. Did you feel at home when you were there? No. It was quite literally like Chicago in the middle of winter. It'd be like going to Chicago in February.
Starting point is 00:35:36 Dina, have you ever been overseas? I've been to Barcelona. No, it's 20 degrees. Yeah? Yeah. You know what's that? You know what's that? That's on? It's fucking awesome. What? What's the? What see the ball? Oh damn the bomb is fucking all I see
Starting point is 00:35:49 Dana beers Barcelona on the Baltic Sea Is on his right doing yeah, it's a Mediterranean Yes, yeah, there you go. It's kb. Nice people when he gets drunk. Would you ever go to Pompeii? To deliver beer after the rush fuck yeah You can't never answer me. I would have sent. I would have went to Florida. They needed some beers. Oh Yeah, you should have gone to LA yeah, not should have gone to LA. Yeah, not.
Starting point is 00:36:25 I don't know. Dude, I think you made those people's day. Yeah, they lost things they couldn't replace, but I have nothing else to say. Yeah, you still want to party. Yeah. Yeah. How many did you end up bringing down? Like 300 to like four guys. I like to imagine data throughout history. Like, yeah, he showed up to ground zero with a wheelbarrow.
Starting point is 00:36:46 In October. Dude, they go by each. Dude, Jackie O, him handing her a Bud Light. Like he's generating, giving the cop a Pepsi. Yeah, this is the problem with... No, we're all at 10. That's great. Everyone's doing the same thing right now What's the next is a flaw in the system? Yeah? Yeah, we should all get to use a joy to each whenever we want
Starting point is 00:37:12 You're gonna kill Deutsch Yeah once Make the rule that every is use a choice with 30 seconds only We do that yeah, because right now we're all There's very yeah, we do that. Yeah, yeah because right now. We're all everyone Yeah, which are ever we'll go first everyone can use a Deutsch. Yeah, second. Okay. We'll go first I mean the wheel for what we do I think we don't I think we get to go first I think we just to shut fucking tight us up What do we just beat the fire? Stop making rules, big cats. Stop making rules.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Jay made that rule. No, he didn't. No, Jay just said it. I'm the rep. Stop, stop, stop. It's copying me. There's an inherent flaw in the Deutsch system.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Take charge, Brandon. There's an inherent flaw in the Deutsch system that that we didn't realize everyone's slow playing waiting for George. Okay, okay Every team gets a Deutch for 30 seconds. I say I say Just spin the wheel Every day Seconds what's that? Hey Brandon? That's a really good It's a really good rule. That's a really good rule. You're fat. What's that timer? Nick? Huh? We got 53 seconds to do what? Who put this here? All right. So everyone gets one Deutsch 30 seconds each. So we won't slow. Yeah. And
Starting point is 00:38:43 as a, as an act of sportsmanship, we will remove ourselves from the first Doidge. Yeah. I think you guys called the first. No, no, no. We don't want the first. We don't want first. We don't want first. We called the active as an actor. Look at all. We will bow out. They're like, no, I think, I think he's fighting over me. 30 seconds. Look at him. Where is he, no, I think he's fighting over 30 seconds. Look at him. Where is he? Hey, Mark, he's probably like, I only get we don't want him. No, he gets minutes total.
Starting point is 00:39:10 We don't want him. Was that always what it was going to be? One minute, 45 and 30. So it's actually less. Yeah, friends, this is perfect. We're all at 10. Were you just from Liverpool for a second? We should start competitive.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Well, we had the do it check up where we should start will turn to me and he had like this much left in his companies like we got a slow yeah you guys were doing yeah yeah yeah it's irrelevant now we everybody were you just not paying attention that whole conversation hey well well everybody had the same idea at all. Yeah, everyone did what's this? Wait, what does that mean more what just happened? That means 20 minutes 10 more Ten more wait for everybody. I'm gonna get ten more beers. Oh, how we feeling? Oh, no, I thought it was feeling good. Okay, so we'll take George first. Yeah Are you guys going George? Are you calling George George George George? Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Starting point is 00:40:25 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Starting point is 00:40:33 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Starting point is 00:40:41 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Hey, hey keep it. Hey Brandon watch the 30 seconds. I trust do it He's got a gun. Yes For everyone else to though, but yeah, yeah Asteroid my George come on George He has deadly freshwater amoebas in his pancreas.
Starting point is 00:41:08 One mixture, and we're all executed. What happens if Deutsch pukes? He won't puke. He said there's a possibility he overflows. I have headphones on. An overflowing Deutsch. Who called Deutsch? We did.
Starting point is 00:41:24 This is Vano's. 30 seconds, Brandon, look at the clock at the top of the screen. Who called Deutsch we did Yes 30 seconds Brandon look at the clock at the top of the screen got I just want to watch KB watch George All right three two Yeah Give it up, Deutsch. Anymore. Fuck. How many was this? It's like national game. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. George's glass where's George's glass? How many was that? Thanks, Brian. How many was that? Thank you, George
Starting point is 00:42:29 five beers Nine minutes to 20. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah. Oh no. That's all because that was the math. No, no. Hey, the timer just Brady. Brady restart timer. Brady. Brady restart the timer. Here. Start the timer. Move the Deutch. Brandon. Brandon. Brandon. Brandon restarted again. Pump the clock. Pump the clock. Pump the clock. Pump the clock.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Brandon prove that you're in charge and restart it again. They did. They did. Restart it. Restart it. Restart it. Restart it. Restart it.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Restart it. Restart it. Restart it. Restart it. Restart it. Restart it. Restart it. Restart it.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Restart it. Restart it. Restart it. Restart it. Restart it. Restart it. I'm talking to them! I'm talking to them! Did you call yours in? Yeah, yeah, I called mine in. Hey, hey, hey, Willie C. You got me? Oh, that's sick. Look at my stats. Brandon, I could use a beer. Brandon, I could use a green.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Yeah, PFT's on 9. I just had another. You're a beast. Can you hurry it up? I have Matt Cardona waiting for me. I legit think you could take, you could take Deutche's seconds and apply it to my minutes. And I'd probably still get drunker. Like five beers in 30 minutes.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Wait, I'm at five. Take what? Say that again? 30 seconds. Brandon, can I get another beer? Yeah. Like five beers in 30 minutes. Put Big Cat on the board. That's a good point
Starting point is 00:44:11 I've seen him do seven Nick Mangle PFT's got no yeah in like it felt like Keeping track of TPFT. There's no way PFC has nine. Yeah, no, there's a Deutchess. There's a Deutchess. I get Deutchess, column key. I get Deutchess because there's no Deutch column. Yeah. We should have had a Deutch column.
Starting point is 00:44:32 We should have had a Deutch at all. No, it looks sweet right now. Now we got to start all over. Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, get a Deutch column. That scoreboard is not going to be what people are watching. Oh, OK. What people are watching is that. All right. That's just for us. OK. Team game us okay team game team but there's some shenanigans no but
Starting point is 00:44:50 I also would like do it just beers to go to me mm-hmm and I would like to which is gonna mean to because at the end of this I'm gonna take a picture of that screen post it during the case raise okay that's nobody's got me a five right nobody said a gay slur yet. Oh five. Yeah, you just didn't hear me Dana you were a cranberry bog. No a marsh you were raped in a marsh by your buddy flip allegedly No, he didn't he found me. This was a wetland Meyer. Yeah What I I once upon a time you used to edit out the sass Oh, yeah
Starting point is 00:45:23 I used to stay up all night to make sure that the sass stuff would get edited out so it could be up the next morning. What do you mean by sass? You probably have 20 minutes of straight. Well sass would just say slurs. You had 20 minutes of... Little sass squad. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Little sass. Little sass squad. Yeah, little sass would just say, he would just say slurs so that things would get cut. Yeah. I'm not going to say that. Nice try. This outfit doesn't make me want to slur. I put this outfit on and wanted to just... Yeah, I'm not gonna say that Put this outfit on and wanted to just I will say I'm drunk I'm drunker now that I thought that I would be at this moment max
Starting point is 00:45:53 What was the your favorite part of the the early days before PMT? special conversation conversations when KB and match are doing the main conversation That's the way to take control of a charge Can't wait for max to be fucking blacked out Editing out other people's conversations in case races to asking people to edit out all this oh, yeah, oh, yeah Wait did I ever tell you about the time max and his boys? Will's over there making alliances Will's like I think we should form an alliance Well I'm on your team Getting the first door is so smart I need one of those still. Deutch! Jake, get another one.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Why do they follow the lead? Jake, get another one for me too. Jake, get another one for me. Another one for me. Pause the main timer, and then get the Deutch timer ready. Highest number. We are going to win now. Yeah, pause the timer.
Starting point is 00:47:32 We're still in the same round as the last two. He's not going to have a timer. I don't want to put any pressure on you, Dano. Yeah, dude. I don't want to put pressure on you. We need to win this. This is the same round as the last two. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:42 I got to, I got to. I, Deutch, you go hard in the first one. No, no. Make him go. This is the same round as the last, don't you? Yeah, I gotta... I'm... I'm gonna go hard first. No, no, no! I'm still playing right now. Make him go! This is the same round. Make him go! Deutch is up!
Starting point is 00:47:51 No, Deutch is up! He can't find his beers! No, Big Cat has his glasses, Brandon. He's got the glasses. Cheater! Brandon, he thinks you're stupid! Cheater! Brandon, he thinks you're stupid!
Starting point is 00:47:59 Cheater! He's stressed like you and he thinks you're stupid! Brandon! I'm Deutch's final! Deutch! Enforce Deutch to go now! Goodbye, John! Deutch goes now! We call them in an inopportune time.
Starting point is 00:48:07 What's that? What happens now? What happens now? Bullshit! Hey! I knew 21 was bullshit! He has to go! He has to go!
Starting point is 00:48:12 Bullshit! Bullshit! Can't see without him! You're here, wasn't I? No. Move, move, move! I knew 21 was bullshit! We need the glasses!
Starting point is 00:48:19 Give me the glasses! Give me the glasses! I was like- They have his glasses. You can drink without your glasses. Brandon! He won't be able to find the fucking cup! Brandon! I'm not trying to- Brandon! Balloons! Shooter! Get Deutch! Get Deutch! They have You cannot double Deutsch. That is a rule. You can't double Deutsch. Deutsch, get out of here. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:48:45 He can't go the same round? Right. You can't double Deutsch. So we got him next. We got him next. We got him next. They got him next. All right, so you guys just need six beers and like what?
Starting point is 00:48:52 Yeah, we got this. This is. Hey, Brandon, need a beer, Brandon. Yeah. That was good. That paused the clock for everyone. Woo. That was huge.
Starting point is 00:49:01 That was big. Woo. I don't know if you guys realized. That should be a technical foul. That was the Jason't know if you guys realize that should be a technical foul Don't give head hey hey why you're holler why you gotta be mean This beer has too much head like this beer has too much head this was supposed to be Kate oh my god yeah Yeah, she was on the fucking rag dude You're looking right in the ass That would have been annoying Oh, I don't want to do this I'm at six
Starting point is 00:49:56 You're at six? I love your house, finish me some more And I am a host of your camp PFT, I should, yeah. I just say it right. Yeah, my stomach is my stomach is full 20 fuck. Oh, yeah, that was 11. We would be Yeah So what's the next wheel 20? Jesus fuck
Starting point is 00:50:24 22 TJ can also change the wheel I You guys had ten minutes where no or one beer total was consumed that's what fuck yeah They're done Yeah, but I'm not even close. Yeah, yeah, but I am Mr.. Brandon oh big yeah, I I have a question. Yeah, I want to clear the system. That's smart. It's gonna get drunk with am I just drink? Exactly yeah, you get drunk. I pulled trigger like five minutes before so I could have empty stomach I just don't you get drunk quick. I swear to God next level sweet green was all Yeah, I don't think that's it you need a little bit of something in your no
Starting point is 00:51:15 It's facts max. Oh, yeah, it's time out would help How many timeouts I'm out well the guy that's anything he didn't eat before workouts Why do we have timeout there's no time time out there's no time out there's no time out all right all right we do this brandos a dead ball timeout timeout I agree with the timeout timeout you were drinking during the timeout traditional case erase you know who you mean no no we're good teen yeah no we're good no're good. I think we pivot we just got Start the clock tightest you're supposed to Be out no, no, we're not we call the timeout timeout. No, why don't we?
Starting point is 00:52:26 Yeah, good point good point. What do we call timeout for? All Alright, we're gonna use our Deutsch. No, we have to hit round! Oh, illegal Deutsching! He double-Deutsch! You gotta throw the flag. You gotta throw the flag! That's a double-Deutsch! We're drinking, bro! We're drinking, lay off us! Why don't you drink, Brandon?
Starting point is 00:52:42 We are running through this lobby right now. We're playing some bots. Playing a bunch of bots. You are running through this lobby right now. We are Played a bunch of bots No time out CJ keep running clock one. Oh, oh we forgot about two minute warning. Oh, yeah Yeah, we forgot there's always a two minute always a two minute warning About that palpable timeout one player per team Drink so much water Everybody else I thought lose 20 minutes The voice of reason 20 minutes no I thought it was always 20 minutes it was 20 minutes you said We guys are changing the rules classic and then there was 10 more minutes. Yeah. Yeah classic tight is changing the rules
Starting point is 00:54:23 Too many warning to Two minute warning. Clark, stop. Two minute warning. Draft. Clark, come on. Jay. Come on. Jay.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Hey, reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Come on. We got commercials. That's what I told you. We're all just having fun.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Mangold, what is that, Jewish? I'm at seven. You like that, dude? I need another beer. Yeah, he's great. look at him. I don't think so warning what happened Hey look am I updated update will No Can't say rig and whoa Time out. 20 fucked us on the wheel.
Starting point is 00:55:26 20 fucked us. Not us. Let's just be honest. That's the word. If we're being honest, TJ probably rigs the wheel. Stop saying rigs. Yeah. That's what I think of not being on the heck.
Starting point is 00:55:38 I got to shut up. Anybody got Lucy's? I got some Lucy's. Yeah, they're on every seat. I'll be honest. Lucy's. The wheel fucked us. Yeah, they're on every single. The wheel fucked us. We stepped up, but the wheel fucked us.
Starting point is 00:55:50 But we used the wheel. Like something that's going to burn it. The wheel gave us a chance. Are we playing college rules or NFL? If I get a first down, do we stop the clock? First down, first down. Do we stop the clock on first down? We just got a first down.
Starting point is 00:56:02 Stop stopping the fucking clock. No, we're not stopping the clock. Hey, Bear, can I get a beer? One beer, one beer. Do we stop the clock on first down? We just got a first down. Stop stopping the clock. We're not stopping the clock. Hey, beer. Beer. One feet or two.
Starting point is 00:56:11 Stop stopping the clock. Brandon, mangle beer. I feel like mangle, you're not even drunk at all. Another first down, TJ. Stop the clock. Max, he's an old lineman. I know. He's forever. He's forever. Max, he's an O-line. He's forever.
Starting point is 00:56:25 Brandon, beer. Look at him. Look at him. This is just a normal, normal. Beer. I got a shot. Brandon, beer. Brandon, a green.
Starting point is 00:56:35 We'll give you one more. Give me one more. Me and you one more. That's another beer. We're good. Easy, easy, easy. Finish it. Next minute.
Starting point is 00:56:43 One minute. Max, keep talking. You got a four? I like when I just. Sharon! Man, hey. We got a first down, dude. Wait, how many?
Starting point is 00:56:54 Kyle, you good? Hey, when you want to start it, just wind it. Just wind the clock when you want to start. Just wind it, just wind it. I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but you know how to. Just wind it. And how long?
Starting point is 00:57:04 15 seconds. Hell's bells! Brandon! All right, all right, all right. Oh my God, that's when he gets young. Hell's bells! We're at 20. Hell's bells!
Starting point is 00:57:12 Here we go. Kyle, finish. Kyle, finish. Give me a little. Walk this way! Walk this way! We're at 20. Talk to Ryan.
Starting point is 00:57:20 Talk to Ryan. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan 20. Yeah. Wait, what? Are we all at 20? Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Clap it up for everyone. Big egg. I'm fucking hammered. I'm certain. In this next round, we have to start eliminating people. So we're not gonna have timeouts and we're
Starting point is 00:57:50 not gonna have this Mickey Mouse bullshit. It's 20 TJ. Keep it at 20. So we just wait. Let's be honest. So we just gave every team extra beers. What? Yeah, Yeah. We did. Every team just caught up at the last. Yeah. Magic. We got no bonus. We should get the same bonus. They got, are you saying give us a bonus? What do you mean? The same bonus. They got numbers. We in the numbers. Dude, listen. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. We are finished. Guys! When in doubt and stuff. If we were respecting the numbers. What number?
Starting point is 00:58:28 I know! No, no, no, the clock should run! All the other teams. We gotta spin the wheel! We don't know the number! Hold on! We don't know the number! Go to 20!
Starting point is 00:58:36 We're the only team that survived. Yeah. Yeah. Reset, reset. I don't know what's going on. Clock at 20. Girls! Girls!
Starting point is 00:58:42 Girls! No, you guys are up there. Hey, man! I'm just going to go out. To the housebound. Hey, Shreya. No, you guys are There was Business Should we all go talk to You've been going down south Brandon is where the acts are you?
Starting point is 00:59:26 Are you one or two? Oh We have next Deutsch. We already called it. Can I have a beverage? Hey, we want to use our Deutsch! Can I have a beverage? Doubt and psych chaos. Let's just evenly distribute the Deutsch from here on out. Thank you. Hey, Deutsch, Deutsch! We want to use our Deutsch! Hold on! Hell's Beals!
Starting point is 00:59:44 Hell's Beals! Hells Beals. Let's listen to Brandon's. Hells Beals. Hells Beals. All right, TJ, wait, hold on. We don't have the numbers yet. We don't have the numbers yet. TJ, talk to me.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Who hasn't used Deutsch? We've been, hold on, hold on. We haven't used Deutsch, TJ. We haven't either. In all seriousness. No, no, no. In all seriousness. You gotta stop. You gotta, you know. We haven't used Deutsch today. We haven't either. Two teams. In all seriousness. No, no, no, no. In all seriousness. You gotta stop, you gotta.
Starting point is 01:00:07 I think, hey, I think the fair rules have spinned for Deutsch between the three of us. That's fair. No, two teams don't use Deutsch. No, no, no. One is Deutsch. The first one was a false Deutsch. Yeah, I know, but we weren't allowed to use them
Starting point is 01:00:22 because we didn't change the rules. Damn it, damn it. Make him stop, make him stop. All right, so the wheel. Yeah, I know but we weren't allowed to use them cuz yeah All right, so the wheel three of us on the wheel and whoever gets it gets George fair there But we don't even know the number we're not gonna learn a number till ten minutes Max and get me going why do a do it we'll first been that's the rules that are we doing George can be a number at 20 are we doing no do you a do it has been what's this guy saying over here don't worry about it just don't worry about it I want to I want to do it don't worry about it hey Max some people never had the makings of Ross the athlete
Starting point is 01:01:07 All right, are you talking about? University finest other than will Titus You obviously I'm saying KB. I'm the best athlete in this room. You're goddamn right, Max. Cheers to that. Do you want an athlete? Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, and I'm the shortstop for the New York Mets. Oh! The boss of the family sent you Santa Claus, you're Santa Claus!
Starting point is 01:01:44 Bastard. Can we play some Whiffleball? The boss of the family sent you Santa Claus! You're Santa Claus! That's the best thing. Shoot him. Can we play some Whiffleball? All right, TJ. Oh, you broke that car window. TJ, start the clock. TJ, come on. OK, but you have to do it.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Last time we had a time-rope at no cycle, no one drank for 10 minutes in that game. Right. Yeah, TJ, TJ, TJ. All right, no one's had a beer in the last five minutes. It's the wheel, the wheel. All right, start the clock. Let's wheel for the number.
Starting point is 01:02:04 And then wheel for the voice. Hey, how about you guys back up and let's wheel for the number Hank you're at six Yeah wheel for the number then start the clock. Okay. Do you want to do 21? 35 or do you want to know 21 through 29? Yeah, I'm gonna pee I'm not wanting to call someone fat I Just beat this fucking Irish piece of shit You count your own will worry about yourself worry about yourself bro you're a seven I swear this shit's laced alright so this is it
Starting point is 01:03:12 we're reeling to the numbers hey everyone lets root for 21 21 21 21 we need 21 so fucking bad TJ 21 I'm fine with 23 Brandy. You look cool. God damn it TJ 27 spine wheels just we're spinning for doing now
Starting point is 01:03:40 We're doing hey, we got We we we call do it Don't call do it she summoned Will was walking around copy use Joyce Here's what happened will was walking around copying Brandon that he he didn't realize that we're gonna spin a wheel for Deutsch So he tried to call Deutsch there. We're gonna spin a wheel. Cause I thought we had him in the last one. We had him in the glass. No, I know. Sopranos have used Deutsch once.
Starting point is 01:04:14 Yeah, no, no. We're summoning Deutsch now. They've used him. They have summoned Deutsch. Deutsch is the most important person in this case. What the fuck? You already got it. Let's be honest. This is all just window dressing. He's the star of the show. Yeah, this is all just like window dressing and George is the ratio.
Starting point is 01:04:38 Alright TJ, start the timer. We call George. So wait, hang on, hang on, hang on. Time out, time out. I need 30. Are we spinning for George right now? We're spinning for George. We hang on hang on time out time. I need 30 Are we spinning for do it right now spinning for George? We don't have to use them right we Whether other one Jacob Jacob get George can use them at any point in the 20 minute and are you good? Yeah, yeah, but you can only be around right?
Starting point is 01:05:05 Wait, we got a running clock back. It looks like you want the fact Why is the timer going if we're spinning for doing no no Danny did you steal mints his hat? How'd you do in there max We need more out of Max. Did you poop? Hey Max, quick question. Your right arm needs to be... Your right arm needs to go in that hole. The executive... Max, Max fucked up.
Starting point is 01:05:34 Max, did you take your entire costume off? I think his name was Dave. I have to take this costume off the piss. Max, can you back me up? No, you do, you do. You guys have to take Costumes how would you know max? It's all the same
Starting point is 01:05:53 Down to his belly button different packs Let's get this pushing down. Oh, no. I gotta take it all the way out. They need more out of you man I tried this no pants for you see my full penis My full penis Exactly. Yeah, yeah Oh, slow playing. Should we pump the beer in before the last minute? No, no, no. One last minute and then they have to switch. Everybody in the chat right now is asking about the Ozzy video. Ken, I can't be seen it. In my current state, I'm playing hero ball right now. I have seen it. I'm playing hero ball right now.
Starting point is 01:07:01 I know I have. With my own eyes. If it comes down to it, it's like last 20 minutes. And I've drank more beers than you. Dude, I'm slow playing. I got one more. I should be at 70. I'm going to text my buddies.
Starting point is 01:07:13 Here you go, Danny. Sheriff! Do you guys shave around your nipples or not? What? I like trim it down for a lower line. Bear me, bear me, bear me. Yeah, I do. I got some longer ones. I like to kind of like yeah
Starting point is 01:07:27 Yeah, you know in that little middle area to yeah, yeah time up the yeah. Yeah, I got this one. Yeah Like we'll go I have a green. Cody, can I have a green please? Can I have a beer? One more for green. When I trim my nipples, I'll buzz in. We're doing great boys. We're doing fine. We're doing just fine. Because I don't have as much of my left shoulder nipples. You know what I mean? Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 01:07:53 Not my best day. I didn't realize the costume was going to be like that. Why do you shave your nipples? I believe that whole patch of hair. This patch of hair rocks. Yeah. But didn't you just leave the nipple hair? Yeah, why do you not?
Starting point is 01:08:04 No, because it can get long. My nipple hair grows. Yeah, it gets pretty gross. Yeah, mine then you just leave the nipple hair. Yeah, why do you know I can get long grows? Yeah Pretty gross. I'm too. So you shave it. Yeah But I keep your tough, yeah I look like you I let my nipple hair grow. Oh NFL player fight. What does that mean? You're big ugly You're a fucking big ugly Yeah, you got a little couple veneers You're a big ugly. You're a big ugly. You're a fucking big ugly, Will. Don't fucking say that. I'm not saying that. It's a conversation.
Starting point is 01:08:27 Yeah. Oh, you got a little couple of veneers, and now you're not fucking ugly. Huh? How does that feel? Yeah. It's fair. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go, Vex. Suck his teeth out. Will, if you don't say something, I'm switching with you. Vex!
Starting point is 01:08:43 Vex! Vex! Vex! Oh, you're going to call me fat? Oh, I never heard of it before. I'm switching. Get my beers to that. You're a fat pussy, Max. Woo. That was good. Hey, Che has absolutely no ass in that your muffin top must have found his ass.
Starting point is 01:08:58 Oh, yeah. Bitch. That was a good one. I'm going to go with the Hey, hey, hey has absolutely no ass and that your muffin top must have found his ass Pft. Dad tomorrow you'd be fucking homeless That was me. New heights. Will, Will, Will, Will, think about this next one. Oh, I got it. Actually, Max, this next one is good. Actually, that actually is- I'll sit on it. That more applies to Che than Max.
Starting point is 01:09:34 Max actually knows how to edit. Oh! Fair. I'm out of battery. Max is hirable. Che. No, my Licton's pretty good. What? Pull up Che's Licton. Max is hireable. Jay. No, my LinkedIn's pretty good. What? Pull up Jay's LinkedIn.
Starting point is 01:09:47 No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey, Will, do you have a LinkedIn page? Jay's LinkedIn is pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, because I love looking at NFL players' LinkedIn pages. Like Richie Incognito has the best LinkedIn page ever. What's on his? Well, he's wearing a suit and he's like doing the pose to the side and looking very proper. It's like, dude, you're fucking Richie and
Starting point is 01:10:07 Cognito. We're talking to a LinkedIn CEO right now. You realize that? Oh, well, comp. Oh, CEO. Oh, yo, at Boston with the boys No Talent oh Your boss you boxed him out Yeah, you're not as a partner you guys put out that was you can call him to you can call in sick to work But you can't call in sick to the boys that was fucking gay That was so fucking But I can still come to work, but I can still come into the boys
Starting point is 01:11:11 That was so fucking gay At what point when you saw Saturdays for the boys like we're gonna rip this I Do the full transparency I didn't really understand the Saturdays are for the boys Take it a little complicated what a little car is for the men Saturdays My teammate Nick Mangold might be the best athlete that's ever sniffed this Nick Mangold for the Hall of Fame by the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Hall of Fame. He's a Hall of Fame center. He should be in Canton. He's a better athlete
Starting point is 01:11:54 than anyone I've ever even. You're you're the best. Real question. Real question. Nick and KB watch his film. If you if you had to go in. I know what you're gonna say. Don't start. No, no, but if you, let's say game winning drive, Jets are in the Super Bowl. Could you go in and give him a 10 play drive? Right now. Yeah? Can I get like a month?
Starting point is 01:12:16 A month. Give me a month. You would be able to do it? Probably. Fuck yes. That's my boy. Oh, you're such a good you're such a good GCL ask about rest you see oh Your Cincinnati guy they know how they I should what was your record against Michigan?
Starting point is 01:12:46 Three three and one why are centers from Ohio so fucking good. That's a good question. That's a good question good question Jason Kelsey's also from Ohio for the people listening. Yeah, we didn't want to People listen at home. Do you like Jason Kelsey? I love Jason. Okay, I'm Max Dream is to quit and go work for Jason Kelsey. That's not true. I love my boys But I love Jason. Okay Dream is to quit and go work for Jason Kelsey. That's not true. I love my boys But I love Jason Kelsey But if he called I love that Jason Kelsey's called I would I would decline what it what he would do What if we call him? Oh Crazy sure
Starting point is 01:13:20 If we call him like hey listen Jason, I got max. No, I got my guys But I got Mac wait, those are only two horns Hank is not Guys these are like perfect horns by the way where my fingers are pointing Who's the worst hands you've ever felt Oh Question the Sanchez no he'd more stressed Yeah, who's the strongest nose tackle you ever went against Be honest. Good question. Was it Sanchez? No, he moisturized. Yeah. Yeah. Who's the strongest nose tackle you ever went against? That would be Vince Wolfork.
Starting point is 01:13:51 Big sense. Big sense. Ribs. My hollownies? Ribs. Bro, Vince was so athletic. Thank you, sir. When Washington, New England had a little...
Starting point is 01:13:59 You dominate. Those are the rotisserie chickens. When we did the joint practices... Nine. Deutch. Deutch. Deutch. De did the joint practices, Deutch on film was throwing a Superman punch haymaker and now it's Paul and just missed him. But what if he'll kill Tisserie?
Starting point is 01:14:12 So Vince, while he was still huge, could dunk a basketball. Bro, yes. Yes, I believe that. I know, that's true. Like, you know how fights happen. I think a fight happened there. I want to say New England might might have been on hard knocks was New England on hard knocks at all Yeah, no, no, well, do you watch football?
Starting point is 01:14:35 No, Wilford I watched a tick tock that was like the Miami 2001 Miami Reserves guys that didn't play nine minutes that got drafted and Vince Wolf Organs one there's a milk there's like there's like nine of them No, that's true for he definitely played waiting on our door. No, but the 2001 team It was like we had this this will work and then what do I see went through like for the player? I'm playing on the wheel I'm saying it like yeah that actual doesn't want you but yeah, but he was
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Starting point is 01:15:51 Max, Big Cat spun the wheel, and you'll never guess which team it landed on. No, fuck off. You'll never guess which team it landed on. Yeah, dude. It's all fucking perfect. 3, 2, 1. It's the best team.
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Starting point is 01:16:24 Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, I'm back to mark Yes, George we needed that Forge great that's good for us way to go doing thing is we have Thank You Brandon I'll play better defense we have this Yeah, can you fucking do the rest? We're in the next phase. What else? We got a better. Thank you brand. I'll play better defense. We have the You got a voice Frank here is it's so funny that like we have course. Hey, I just want to do a brand walker Fun like he's so fun. He's in second place and he's and he's played for a minute What's Kirk man anything one one minute he's second place out of everybody are we gonna act like
Starting point is 01:17:09 Kirk is a sports man in trivia? Kirk man hand? no his elbow PFT you're doing you Brandon's open to anybody can do Brandon? he's impersonating our team yeah you know I'm saying it's so fun to talk like Brandon I want to let me try it Jeff why isn't my picture bigger on the dozen promotion? Let me try it I guess I'll make girls burles. All right. Hey if you're going to New Orleans, you're gonna Super Bowl I won't be included beer me
Starting point is 01:17:38 All right, so hello to nada For team K we're in a good spot we have our we have our doors at home like it's like like boys we have our doors at home. We have them I'm not doing You're not doing nobody's doing Donald's we have McDonald's at home. Yeah, that's you. Yeah, you're right. Like we if it comes down to it I want to do four choice at home if it comes right one more for me We all good
Starting point is 01:18:16 I'm the poor man's George Fuck if we not hired him hey, I'm'm at eight. No, I know he does Yeah, there's like a 50 Literally super like still sick, you know, I found Deutsch next round we're gonna I will do it. I found I don't know if that's totally Wasn't his real name and he took it can we talk to me? Can I see if that's true? cuz I don't know if it's true wait by the way kiss coins are back in stock right now What kiss coins are back in stock right now? Hey max we put more kiss coins in the store does that mean go buy them right now?
Starting point is 01:18:57 That means you get to kiss us if you see if you buy coins in you. I'm looking at scoreboard right now max You drink ten beers Yeah, that's guys. Y'all got three minutes somebody's getting eliminated kiss Connor T I mean yeah no I'm just saying that's cool that you drank 10 fucked yeah get to 27 right mm-hmm damn you got three minutes okay I'm taking grass man yeah 30 minutes say nice thing about you all right thank you you're welcome I bet 13 college basketball games. Brandon, how many members of the brand is on the list?
Starting point is 01:19:28 What hotel we at this weekend? Kyle, like you said, I got a big history. He is going to be an issue. What hotel are we at in my life? Lifetime staff. Men surpassed women this last comedy show in Austin. So I guess on paper, OK, on paper, I'm gay. On paper, I'm gay.
Starting point is 01:19:47 Statistically, you could chalk me up for the other team. Emotionally straight, physically gay. Nick, are men better kissed? Hello! I don't finish my beer. Give me another one, hurry up now! There you go, Kyle Dean. Hurry up with the beer. There you go, Kyle Dean. Holy shit! There you go, Kyle Dean. Don't finish There you go, Caldeen
Starting point is 01:20:28 The best part is is that yeah, I is that Nick Mangold is not drunk at all. And he's still mowing it down. And then KB is like, you want to drunk me and you? Nick, look at these numbers. Mr. Walker? Oh, what? You feel that birdie's hands? Never got been at it. What is your job if you're not getting married?
Starting point is 01:20:43 What are you doing? Whose hands? What are you doing whose hands? That's for next round Sanchez. Let's so many What are we doing Brandon? I don't know what his job is, but he's just one like a rose from Titanic right now Let's see it. Let's see those tits. Let's see. Let's see a little dip. Don't go Jay. Wait, what happened to two minute warning? Too many warning. We're not doing two minute warning. Too many warning. We change rules. Let me draw you a two minute warning. Let me draw you like bullshit. My French girls. You guys got a hurry. Team KB's got to hurry. What number do we have to get to? What's Conrad? 27. 27.
Starting point is 01:21:27 What's Danny Conrad? Why am I not getting a beer? Why am I not getting a beer? Make it nine. Give me one more. Don't read. Oh, no. I think Max. There's a lot of liquid dripping off KB's face. We made it. We made it. I think Max is like our best player who's been in foul trouble in the first half and he's got so much juice left in my foul. He's been a fucking pussy. No, dude. We're we're doing fine max. We're tied at half Where do you think they're going? I think I think you're ready to fucking go on a tear in the second. I have a confession Will Thompson thought you were breaking bad Which character? Walter. Walter White?
Starting point is 01:22:30 Yeah. It's not bad. I am the one who knocks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were. I am the one who knocks. Jesse, god damn it. We'll cook in the truck, Jesse.
Starting point is 01:22:38 Jesse, we have to cook. We have to cook, Jesse. God damn it, Jesse. I'll say this PFT really bad in impressions the the Jerry O'Connell impression that you did today was one of the best I've ever heard that you've done Jerry O'Connell actually really good on the podcast you did the Jerry O'Connell impression you like impersonated him talking to you about uh Whatever we're good. You did a Jerry O'Connell impression. It was the way I dispute that Hank. I don't think I'm bad at impressions I think I can do impressions Luke pretty good should be nine. I was expecting more Was clock so I thought it was gonna be way better this
Starting point is 01:23:28 He has one important why Brandon Walker do the wine thing the rest ever is one impression. What about? One more for KP. That's a pretty fucking good impression Hank your geriatric compression is actually really good When did I do I don't remember doing a geriatric on the do? I don't remember doing a Jerry O'Connell on the podcast I don't remember either. Yeah, I think Hank made this up. No You said you're like Jerry O'Connell talking to him after the podcast and he was like AI AI AI Yeah, that one. Yeah, it sounded exactly like him. I'm trying to give you a compliment. Well Hank. It's not a compliment Hank, dude, he's trying to boost the boy. He's trying to to buddies, but he's not really cuz I I know I'm good at impressions
Starting point is 01:24:21 Come on, Jake. Jake, you've been smoking PCP all day, Jake. Come on, Jake. There ain't no bank robbery. Jake, King Kong ain't got nothing on me, Jake. Who do you think put this all together? All right. All right. Jake. No, don't say all right. All right. All right. No, don't say all right. I want to a predominantly black high school. How gatekeep outcast. What am I ever did you just say all right. All right. Hey, without running it on the board. We're at 28. Kyle's at eight. All right. That's the end of the cycle. Congrats, you all made it. Oh, thanks TJ. That means a lot. TJ, thank you. That means a lot coming from you, especially.
Starting point is 01:25:11 So what are we at now, TJ? TJ? Hey TJ. Hey yo, TJ! Does the boo still do the case races? He's fine. He's fine. I see. Oh no. No, no! No! No! No, Big, no big cat
Starting point is 01:25:38 With ragu fucking huge You're fine huge. You're fine. No, he's out. Ready? You want my walker? He's out. Bye bye. All right. He's like, that's not a piece on the sharp. What's the only one? Jacob? That wasn't one more for Kyle. We haven't edited yet. We're at 28.
Starting point is 01:25:57 Kyle's at eight. Hey, what's the look? Hey, my own how many sisters? Amen. Thompson have. What's the How many sisters a man Thompson of How many sisters a man Thompson, oh yeah
Starting point is 01:26:17 Even even talk is a fucking great ballplayer. I'll say that Oh my god, wait, he's not playing good. See what he Amen Thompson beat the sellers and he just fucked off Finishing move 28 it's Luke. It's it's Jacob Luke and Marasha with the scores yo Kyle's at a team KB's 20. There ain't no way Who should I talk to where we'll go? The fact that I'm on par with Dana like oh wait, we're spinning we're spinning
Starting point is 01:27:03 Do you know how much? I'll say the number and you'll be eliminated we got it we got a camera cuz it'll make us sick I don't Well like Dana does and we got a dish we got a I got to turn this off But like the fact that I'm Yeah, no you're him Is great and we just got it That's fine
Starting point is 01:27:48 We're fine we're fine. I haven't bonded with men like this since me and my dad used to go steal copperwire whatever you whatever you think we need to use our deutche we haven't yet. Nick I would just like to acknowledge spin for deutche, spin for deutche, spin for deutche that's a good deck. Actually I don't want to spin for deutche no we gotta spin for deutche I don't have to use it though. Timers on. We're good. We don't? No no we're next to each other. Brandon why don't we spin for deutche? hold on, hold on restart the clock. No don't know we were next to a one-legged out and then we spent a little going on on on restart the clock
Starting point is 01:28:27 now don't restart don't restart the law oh Brandon shadow are we going to do it I'm know you're not a little hours oh he's out No, you're not What compels a man to want to be a No, I know when you're in seventh grade yeah And they ask who can Say I'll try
Starting point is 01:29:33 We're gonna wait no no no no Just in case I feel like some of us blew our nose. Yeah, very quickly. Yeah, say that was you guys know what I do It's like so much And I'm about I had a little I had a little back my throat Let's get on let's go on top of a conversation everyone's having side comments Listen back no, I got nothing to say I've seen a bunch of sorry What's the number we gotta go to only a question? Oh, will? The real calm alright everyone everyone when you hear the word Sharon. What do you think a Max in his voice start with Max?
Starting point is 01:30:19 I lost my phone my buddy sent me the video and it's gone No disaster My buddy sent me the video and it's gone. Oh no Disaster We just wait a minute if we want to yeah Who's the most famous Sharon? What's the number? We got to hit TJ? All right, who's the most famous Sharon? Sharon Stone. Hey, that's a good combo. It's good. Yeah. Yeah yeah we're yacking out you diagnosed would that be like a weight lifted I mean is it Sharon Osborne yeah Sharon Stone Sharon Tate Sharon is Karen who Sharon
Starting point is 01:30:56 Tate she was killed by Nansen family oh she's famous all right I was dead what is it wait who you calling Max he's calling's calling his boys to find out about the Oz. Watching a YouTube video. This is gonna be legendary. This is so funny. Hi, Nightfly fans. We're talking with the one and only Ozzy Osbourne. Good evening, Ozzy.
Starting point is 01:31:19 You gotta see it, though. Send me in. Alright, TJ, I'm sending it you boy it's EJ is she the most famous Sharon Che I don't give a fuck I don't give a single fuck Go puke in that bucket Danny What a skater what a skater so what's he what's this thing? Straight out of bluffing I Danny I another one for me if you 14 you puke if you want then Yeah, well there was four from do it so I've had ten I've had ten We didn't. No.
Starting point is 01:32:25 And I feel... What are you doing, Skeeter? Skeeter relax. I feel every kind of a Skeeter. Alright Skeet. Alright Skeet. Go for it. Go for it. Come on Skeet. Come on Kyle.
Starting point is 01:32:33 Come on Kyle. We're gonna get the Beats concert. They're about to play on Eat More Allowance. If he pukes, are we out? No, no, just him. No, no, just him. Okay. Everyone. Thank you. No, no, just say okay, okay, dude everyone Why we lose our toys, okay
Starting point is 01:32:59 I've had ten choice said four. Oh, that's smart What a ghost of Sharon I Told you I found it. It's a Facebook video that I sent I said Anyone know how to post videos to base Nick the name is Dan Schneider But like oh the foot guy know the pedophile now I didn't want to you were you like you with the Nickelodeon background in that wig. I'm a pedophile. Oh no say We were given dance like that your outfit is given Dan Schneider And center all-time bad guy all time bad guy how Dean is in trouble big cat Do you remember my first day of our stuff? Yeah, you're like here. Let me get your number welcome
Starting point is 01:34:01 And then you're like I'm saving you a pedophile Nick. Yeah Like here, let me get your number welcome, and then you're like I'm saving you a pedophile Nick I don't know I think you literally able your dad is gay straight-ass dad so well said brother Is KB okay, no not us did you guys know Elvis was a pedophile what? Mississippi yeah, no he was no Parents approved of that relation. I just saw the movie Priscilla, and she like went to his place when he was like when she was Like 14. Oh, yeah She did he now in defense of Elvis he did marry like a 14 year old
Starting point is 01:34:53 They did get married, but she was 14. He waited. Is that a well, yeah Yeah, well defense. Yeah Married Yeah, you're good married What was the was she's crazy fact that like a man named Elvis That guy is definitely yeah, yeah, we're we're not for Elvis Presley Hold on that's a Mississippi legend Was Dumerville looking at kids from's from tubulo mississippi right down the road yeah that man call me right up the road right up the road by the papa johns by the papa
Starting point is 01:35:30 johns right by the papa or by the pizza hut right by the pizza hut you gotta get my favorite slice every time you went straight for tolepz they tossed your ass yeah no they didn't toss my ass i thought they tossed your ass no kyle's I started the fight, but I was good. Okay. Yeah, I've been tossed Are you calling Kyle out? Oh good man? Thank you. No, he's good. What's the goal? He's good 34 34 max is done. He's out Hey guys, I got a honest question question. You got a fat ass. Look at that. It's fucking huge. 11 seconds left. Damn, Kyle. To what? 34. What happens in 12 minutes? 34. What that dang dude? Okay. There ain't no fucking way. There ain't no fucking way. Hey yo, Kyle. Kyle, listen man, you can call in sick to work tomorrow
Starting point is 01:36:34 Worries to live by what happened what happened to KB stay in stay in That was just a little burp. Where we gotta go. Where we gotta make a 10 was his max will I know I'm at 10 and that is my max. All all right here no dude we get last George that's the fuck that's the bullshit of it all my guy we have George in the chamber yeah waiting so we still haven't had Danny welcome to the league yeah I've been quiet the whole time since you put down that first beer fast If Kyle's dead, this is gonna look very mad My nipple's been hard for like four hours No Nah, he's moving his head
Starting point is 01:37:09 Okay, you call him out? Yeah Dude, dying a skeeter would be so funny Why, he seems fine, he's fine He might be fine He always does Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 01:37:24 Me! Me! I think that should count for a beer. Yeah. Dana. Meet me. I'm gonna get a resume. I'm too busy buying a Oh Nick Listen we have Deutsch we Guys like been on their knees are you not gonna go over there and corral your boy You gotta get him
Starting point is 01:39:02 What good evening What? Good evening Ozzy. Hello there. How are you? Fine. Ozzy, first of all, it has been rumored that you have been off the heads of dogs, bats, dogs, everything. How much money do you spend on our Brandon Walker costume? We have Brandon Blazers. We want to set the record straight. What ended you with the duds? You're spending money like crazy.
Starting point is 01:39:17 What are you, FanDuel? Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Hey, but be honest with me. Be honest with me, Will. Are we boys, dude? That's why I said it. What the fucking is happening right now?
Starting point is 01:39:33 Will, how? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Max, was that the video? Side combo, side combo. That video was awesome. Oh, thank you. Where's the Sharon? Hey, make sure to put the camera hey will help this help Are you guys kissing each other will will honest question
Starting point is 01:39:53 Fucking jealous Naming names, but how pissed was your future? Advertiser that you said they paid 40% more count it Jacob. Oh, I have no clue. Okay. That's good I have no clue. I have no clue cares you get the bag The bag will get the bag get the bag get the will this new giant the will bag bite us never mind Oh, I will okay, but it's up to you know we should do like a like a you know not like not a race but like more like overtime not like not a race but like more like overtime each different countries and like how to cigarettes drinking beers but like it all matters over time
Starting point is 01:40:30 So it's like we do like two weeks. Oh Different event. I like that and I love that whatever They were not a beer not Olympics. Beer, not Olympics or Games. Beer Paralympics. Beer Olympics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a Barstool staple. A tent pole. Can I have a country?
Starting point is 01:40:56 I would love a cigarette. Hey, hey, hey, honest question. I need another beer. Shut the fuck up. If I had one, I would love to do it. Paresh, you got a cigarette. I Pause the broadcast That stops the time Two minute warning. Do you think Freddie Mercury should have called in sick?
Starting point is 01:41:28 We're fine. We're fine. I have an announcement. Time out for the announcement. I have an announcement. I'm out. I'm out. Time out. Danny, Danny,
Starting point is 01:41:44 I got an announcement. Oh Danny, Danny, I got an announcement. Oh, Danny, Danny, Danny. This is important. I'm starting to feel it. You're just? I'm starting to feel the alcohol. Wow. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:41:58 Welcome to the party. All right, Will, will slightly buzz. I'm starting to buzz a little bit. I'll be honest. Will, will, will buzzed. Can I have the floor, please? I'm starting to buzz a little bit. I'll be on. Will. Nick Mangle has the floor. Can I have the floor, please? Why was I not invited to the beer Olympics?
Starting point is 01:42:12 Oh! Excellent question. Great question, Will. Oh, she asked Will over here. It's a great question. Max, what are you talking about? You were there. It's Will.
Starting point is 01:42:22 I know, I was there. Nick Mangle wasn't there. I played in the NFL. Yep. Offensive lineman. Yep. How many pro bowls? You were there Yeah offensive lineman, yeah, how many pro bowls? Yeah, that's seven. Yeah, how many all pros three? Yeah Just begging for people to well at the end of the day they let me they let me compete Charity says that oh my make mangle some great Years, but it will drink to 11 years. Yeah Well damn give us one more. Hey, like might be a Hall of Famer, right?
Starting point is 01:42:58 He might run might be all Say something else just say something else say it up It was also all state yeah Three all pros three all pros what years seven all pros seven all pros are seven Pro Bowl seven Pro Bowls three all Pro real pros all pros hey You got my boy will real quick will hit him with the special teams special teams Special teams get home Homer Will Will Two minutes
Starting point is 01:43:48 Two minutes Hey Jacob How many do we need to get? Cigarettes What's the goal? 34 It's on the screen I call one
Starting point is 01:44:04 I call one team. I call one. I call one. No, George. We're calling George. George. Bring in George. George. We have George. We have George. Bring him in. We have any. We get that lighter. Yeah, yeah. Catch my cigarette. No, no, no. We're having this round. What's happening here? Kyle's out. George is in. Just light it with that, dude. Where's Deutch? Alright, we're calling our Deutch. Deutch, we need four out of you.
Starting point is 01:44:29 Where's Brandon? Throw it back, Dave. I want my cigarette back. Get him out of here, TJ. Did we find the cigarettes? TJ, wind the clock, TJ. Oh, yeah, give me one of them. Brandon, what the fuck we doing?
Starting point is 01:44:41 Deutch, we need four out of you, please just for I'm the clock TJ hot sick Go back. You guys do it. Hey Nick. You know what throw it back 30 seconds. No. I've had a lot of opportunities We got a be like fuck. Yeah, or other shit. Yeah, all right Let's go there's a lot of other companies that might be interested in my ship, but We need for Deutsch Tell me This is a kind of thing that would translate anywhere yeah, that's right here. This right here What happens if we get a break? Time out! Time out! We need a time out!
Starting point is 01:45:28 Hey, we need a two minute warning! What happens if we get a time out five minutes ago? Time out! Here's what I'll say. Time out! I have a very important request. I have a very important request. Time out!
Starting point is 01:45:44 No time out, DJ! The time has time out no time out DJ Been out for five minutes Important timeout on the clock George George George would like to be invited to the beer Olympics No, we're not going to the beer Olympics I Know we're not going to the beer Who is the Geneva Convention and who are the opposite sides cuz that's what the beer is post-bar. I still love this guy No That is no no, give me round up right is it I go to the beer Olympics I had so much fun at the Olympics gotta go back for the record. Oh boy God, we're the non-aligned walk a flock of our boys at the beer Olympics, and that'll never happen again
Starting point is 01:46:35 That's the access Olympics the access power Where the fuck is Brandon why have we been? But remember The fuck is Brandon why George has to go I'm so sorry you're a million ass of care. Oh my God. He's going to win it for us. Hey, would you run the Doge Bunch? Luke, I had another game on a hot dog bun for dinner.
Starting point is 01:47:37 Let's go, Doge. Three, two, one. Let's go, Doge. Come on, Doge. Let's go, baby So I defense you better not go over for do it currently at 35 or team KB you fuck There should be a topic No I'm currently at 30. Stop, Boych! One more, George! Big Bang will go to save. Take it easy. Take it easy. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:48:07 Got it. No, George, five. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four.
Starting point is 01:48:15 Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four.
Starting point is 01:48:23 Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Offense over here. Do it. You're not about to overflow. Are you? About to overflow. Hey, Jake about to overflow Yeah, probably Luke hey, will I got two for you? Fuck you chief. Oh, I don't You're buying that's a pity I need another. I need another. You're buying. That's a pity. No, it's not. Four more. You understand. I'm gonna be backed out of that. Yeah. And you didn't even invite me. You don't look like that. Like we're boys, but you don't look that bad for burger recommendation. The other, I was, what's that mean? Everybody does one more. You have a number. Hey, we're
Starting point is 01:49:02 coming to Nashville. You got some wrecks for us It's like honestly I don't cuz I'm a homebody. Hey guys. I got a question bullshit What's the next thing that happens with the wheel and all we spin it again? Let's spin the wheel wait a second does it start at 40 to get a fine. Yeah, 35 to 40. I got an idea I'm fucked. Okay. Okay. I got an idea I'm fucked. Okay. Okay. I got an idea Why are they running? You have an idea for me. Well, hey wait, no TJ next wheels a model 49, right? This number was 34. So it's an ad we spin the wheel
Starting point is 01:49:37 Who calls JJ ready? Yeah, the JJ redic wheel of the JJ redic wheel. The plan right now. I would love to get the plan. Affiliate FaceTime. Yes, we actually like trying to have a serious conversation. Yeah. Hey, JJ, this is Nick from Brosnanal Sports. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:55 No, as Brandon Walker. Right now. Oh, shit. We're going to go 45 to 44. We got 10 minutes to do it. That's how we're doing. All right. Tell them.
Starting point is 01:50:03 Hey, hey, hold on. I need y'all to think about these rules. All right. All right. Hey, man. Hey, hey. Hold on. How do y'all think about these rules? All right. All right. We'll follow you around. Okay. Okay. Hey, are you a Kiss fan? Jacob, Jacob, shut up.
Starting point is 01:50:13 I will shut up if you know what my size is. That's 13 for time. We're going from 35 to 40. We're going from 35 to... Hey, hey. Hold on one second. I need to complain about a tarantula even though I get to go home to my mansion and my big titted wife. Hey, hey, hey.
Starting point is 01:50:32 You're going to be at the Hoxton. Hold on. I need to complain about this minor thing. Even though I've, I've beat the game. I'm living the American dream. I still need to complain about these minimal things. Hey you ever had pumpkin pie? Keep on. Keep on. I have a wife whose kids are bigger than you can imagine. And I have kids that love me. I have a troop of kids that love me to death. I have more money than I could spend. I have every great Maddox signal that I could buy in the tri-state area. But I'm still going gonna bitch and moan because that's what I do. Tell me about you. We're going from 35 to 50.
Starting point is 01:51:09 And you have 10 minutes to do it. And you got 10 minutes to do it. Alright 35. Start the clock. Start the clock. Wait spin the wheel. No I spun it in my mind. We spun it.
Starting point is 01:51:20 We got this. I'm laying down the law. This game has meandered. What? It's been terrible. It's been terrible. We got this. I'm playing down the law. This game has meandered. It has been terrible. I'm 6'5", and I complain about everything, even though I have people that would die for me.
Starting point is 01:51:34 What's the number? People love me just because I act like myself. There's nothing worse than that. Spin the wheel, DJ. They already spun it, DJ! They spun it! Hell's bells! Spin it again, DJ. 50? No, no. Spin the wheel. Big Spin it what? Get him, Dana! Get him, Dana! Get him, Dana! Get him, Dana!
Starting point is 01:52:10 Punch him up, Dana! Get his ass, Dana! Get him, Dana! One more! Jacob! Jacob! One more for me! You guys remember Kyle? Yeah, come on, Jacob! Sorry, Jacob. more for me. You guys remember Kyle? Come on Jacob for our Jacob. I love you 14. Hey honest question. Yeah, how's Danny? TJ mango, you know where he is
Starting point is 01:52:44 We are at the top you and I are Tj mango, you know where he is We are at the top you and I are We're the same as Nick man go spin We're chillin 10 minutes of 30 30 is too many I need another beer. Oh, we were 41, but don't add I'm getting my time getting yelled at for not being I'm literally at the top of the leaderboard. Thank you. Wait, wait, let him recover. Let George recover No, I don't want to touch George for a while Yeah, now me neither which might be dead and we got it. We got to take that seriously
Starting point is 01:53:25 We've already almost touched the first do each team Dana beers is a fucking fraud over there Yeah, you fat fuck have do it at home. I'm beating you Wait max Dana what was it Dana? 20 minutes Any conrad's You stole Dana beer I'm on for 20 minutes. Danny Conrad has something to say, ladies and gentlemen. Danny Conrad has something to say. What the fuck is going on? Danny never had to use a mic.
Starting point is 01:53:46 Hey, you stole Dana Beard's ball cap. You stole his ball cap. Hold on. Hold on. I'll say it right now. I'll say it right now. Whoa. Why are you hollering?
Starting point is 01:53:57 Why are you hollering? Why are you hollering? Hey, there's no way that this is good content. Hang on a second now. This is horrible content that we're doing right now. Hell's bells. Everyone is screaming second now. This is horrible content that we're doing right now. Help us! Everyone is screaming over you.
Starting point is 01:54:08 Help us! This is what a case race is. This is my first case race and I'm looking at it from the producer's side. Horrible! No one is saying anything. No one at all. Well then can I come in? Let's fuck up and drink beers.
Starting point is 01:54:23 Let's do the Ozzy Osbourne video again. I went into the bathroom to take my third pee. Went into the bathroom to take my third pee of the night. Cody was in there recording me. All of a sudden, I heard a tinkle from the far stall. I went in. It was Kyle. He had his pants down peeing, and his ass was green.
Starting point is 01:54:47 PFT, hand that to Dana. What? His ass was green. The thumb? Yeah. His ass was green. Lost a rib. Dana, Dana. That's Gioza.
Starting point is 01:54:54 Watch KB. There he is. That does look like Matt. There's KB on the court. Kyle, I went in to check on Kyle. I thought he was puking. He was just standing. He felt like a dumpling.
Starting point is 01:55:02 Hissing with his... I saw Kyle Armory crawling. Yeah, dump weight. I was telling him, they were going by boy. going by boys a call a piece of gyoza. Wait, wait, wait You look like yo, dude Oh Yeah Get them you look like you're about to compete in the dozen this is going in That's a chirp. I guess about to compete the dozen ass looking ass
Starting point is 01:55:44 Doesn't look at a fuck. Yeah, I don't like that max. This is bad content people love this shit, dude We do it once every serious we get You guys remember that chick I saw it off the plane KB KB Push the button fatty Hey Did you text KB Will? I haven't texted him nothing I was just asking if he had it
Starting point is 01:56:14 I don't like the idea of KB Can I get some fireball? I want in on whatever you're texting KB I bet you do Are we officially not allowed to smoke? Yeah the fire alarm is. We should bring it back. It felt so good No, yeah, we should be a bag a little bit a little bit was fine You guys would rip a little bit of cigarettes is fine after the case race
Starting point is 01:56:34 Here's all Peter City. I knew one place where there was I thought a hoon supply three different people came up Did you know about this place? Do you know about this place? So we got we got we got we got places on Wise words Those are things I'm gonna carry that with me to my grave All right, so he's like we got plays on deck what's the number we have to hit 38 I'll do another beer please I also have a question for like the
Starting point is 01:57:15 family men around here Sharon let's go shout out Sharon I felt the moment that I feel right now like since I was in high school. Oh, are you yelling? I'm What she asked well shut the fuck up Home, what do you do like I feel like I'm I'm in high school and I'm like to what your Sixth I'll be walking into like my girlfriend and the dog and I'm gonna be like trying so hard not to be drunk Yeah, that's good Like my
Starting point is 01:57:59 Question no, yeah well I feel like it's a fair question of like the the people who are like I'm scared of going home I'm sleeping here. The question is how do I seem like I'm not? Yeah, like I haven't felt this feeling since I was in high school on your headphones What time is there a like nine o'clock if you want to yell let him yell The unique Yeah, let him yell The you and Nick No, it's not I would have sworn like 1 a.m. Wait wait wait wait wait was that joke
Starting point is 01:58:41 Boys pizza coming at 9 o'clock. Yeah, that's the one thing I can eat Good about PFT Yeah, what would you do yes or no, I will have a side I will have another will will love that. What was that? Got a minute. I'll just say a big kids. You guys use your George. You got a minute to get to 30. We have not. We have not used our George PFT. What would you do if you got your George's useless? We're good. We're good. What would you do if you got $140 million over three years done 140 million dollars over three years. Yeah, what would you do? I'll probably die. Yeah Yeah, I would die at some point. That's so much fucking money. Yeah, I'll do something. Yeah, I do something dumb
Starting point is 01:59:34 Do you want to say pussy over there? Oh Dana's talking shit. I'm looking at I don't know. Dana's talking shit. I'm looking at him. Yeah, dude, I am. You're fat. Did Will tell you the number? I'm done with him. Sorry to take Ozempic like a fucking cheater. Oh! Ozempic boy.
Starting point is 01:59:54 Dude, Dana takes Ozempic and still wants to look like that fucking Jurassic Park water cup. Oh, so sick. You took Ozempic. You still look fat, fuckface. If Dana exhales on the altar, he's gonna to go fucking JFK his buttons from his pants. All right, we're out. We lost. Dude. We're out. They didn't take so zipping because doing easy things is easy.
Starting point is 02:00:12 What do you mean we're out? Time's just hit. Throw up my two beers? Fucking fat. No, we're good. No, we're at 36. What do we got to be doing? We're out.
Starting point is 02:00:20 We're out. We got to be too. You're out of here. We're not out. See ya. 38? How much time we have left? Zero. Finish it, finish it. We're good. We're out, we're out.
Starting point is 02:00:32 Oh man, we're empty. See ya, Brian. I'm the fucking... Hey! Why you powering? Na na na na! Na na na na! Na na na na! you. Why? No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 02:00:52 Hey, you keep pouring beer out. Wow. Well, I can't believe this is how people are going to remember you're a varsity. That's how you got 143 reasons to. We're literally in you fishers, right? Luke Oh football dogs I know don't look don't look Look at the slug Look at the slug Hasbun This is your legacy
Starting point is 02:01:34 This is your legacy This is your legacy It's your guy It's your guy It's your guy Nick and I are still in it You can't even hear it. It's your guy. You're the best. I have two below. Nick and I, we're still in it. We're toming it. Ah!
Starting point is 02:01:47 No, no, no, no, no. You can sit there, bro. I think KB's asleep. It's silent. He is. He is. He's out. He is.
Starting point is 02:01:54 He is asleep. KB's out. I don't think I puked. I don't think I puked. No, you didn't puke. You didn't puke. Just a drool. Why don't you do a Deutsch milkshake?
Starting point is 02:02:02 I'm not out. Oh. You're out. I'm not out. Oh, you're out. I'm not out. I'm drinking with everybody. No. No. No.
Starting point is 02:02:09 I was drinking minimum beers as long as we're not in the right for the Deutsch milkshake. I personally think that Hank, Dan, and Phil are nauseous. We're literally in first as the only team who has a drink. We haven't even pushed it all. Yeah, I get it. We're in first. Same time.
Starting point is 02:02:24 Synchronize it. Synchronize it. Synchronize it. Jake! Jake! Give me another one. They're going to synchronize it. Do it. I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 02:02:33 These two pussies, I'm drinking with the boys. Is Nick going? Yeah. I'm drinking with the boys. I don't give a. All right, our team's out. I'm drinking with the fellas. Oh, Nick's going.
Starting point is 02:02:41 They're saying how I'm going out. Nick's going. They're saying how I'm going out out Hank. That's a big puke Jacob we're not going out like that I thought that we have like 25 emergency cigarettes 15 for me Drinking with the lights zero Promise I would only do 12. Why do people saying it? I was 15 Even know man Max saying it 15 surprises oh if this is all he fuck off this is all he fuck off big cat big cat hey rigged
Starting point is 02:03:45 back down then cash of my homes what the fuck no Nick I didn't too wait what what's happening oh what's happening the whole fucking team alone that our friend even cute our friend Danny has brought two surprises. I hate you Danny And you may do your surprise now Alright, I sent them both the TJ Big cat What yeah Danny speak up I sent them both the TJ big cat I hope you like this. You should probably put your headphones on for this Since it's your birthday Brandon gets off Happy birthday dear Dan Happy birthday to you Now Big Cat Since it's your birthday
Starting point is 02:04:48 Brandon gets a DOOM Big Cat gets a BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOM I love those guys And Big Cat we have one more from
Starting point is 02:05:04 Your favorite guys Who are those guys. Hey big cat. We have one more from your favorite guys Oh, who are those guys? Oh, no way the Walmart. No way. Did we do videos? Happy birthday Happy 40th birthday. Oh, yeah big cat. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy 40th birthday. Oh yeah. Big happy birthday man. Happy birthday. They are so savvy that they couldn't find a way to DM me that directly. So they posted that on their main page and said hope this suffices. Well go on and give a speech for big cat. Hold on. Hold on. Give a speech. Turn it 40. Our team is out by the way. The timeout surprise is not over. Oh my God. Ladies and gentlemen, TJ hitching has a surprise. Oh, so there's been a guy
Starting point is 02:05:56 on Tik TOK film that has been tagging the yak every single day. Oh, I love it. Oh, he's been chugging a beer every day on tick-tock chugged one with Dana Chugged one with O'Malley now. He's been chugging a beer on tick-tock and a single day until he chugs a beer with the yak For over 120 days. It's all do it. Holy. Oh, yeah, man. Who's the gentleman? What's his name? Michael Leiden YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Jake beer So we're going to have a question. Everybody take a lot of you guys. I felt like I was a pain in the dick. Now here we are. Happy birthday. Everybody happy case rate.
Starting point is 02:07:12 Even Donnie followed. More badass like one of my dad. Oh, the boys. Man, I mean... I fucking bled! He's right here, bled! I have a question. Yes!
Starting point is 02:07:34 Michael! Can I get Deutsch for these two? I love this guy so much! I love this guy so much! Get him face down! Get him ass down, get him ass up. Yo, get him ass up. I need your back.
Starting point is 02:07:49 I need your back. I got a pay. Did you puke? I saw him puke and I decided to start puking. I could have helped. We got to throw a football. This can't be the way to go out. This guy's life is the best.
Starting point is 02:08:07 How many days? 126. 126 he was chugging right until he came. Michael. Get him, wrecked him up real quick. Hold up, by the time this is filmed it'll be 128. Because we gotta keep the secret till Friday. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:08:21 I know functions. I know functions, fuck it. Wait, so you've just been chugging, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Wait for a sec. Hold on. You've been chugging. Oh!
Starting point is 02:08:30 Oh shit! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Legend. Oh, it's in his nose! Yeah!
Starting point is 02:08:37 What a hole in the top. I'm blowing you out. You're blowing the top. Spray it everywhere. Oh! Oh! You guys are out. Just stayed. I just stayed. I just stayed. It was the thought of me eating pussy that made me puke. It sprayed everywhere.
Starting point is 02:08:57 Sprayed everywhere. Let me hold your hair back. Almost clipped. I think we do ten minutes. Let me hold your hair back. Almost quit. I got you. I think we do ten minutes. TJ, what are you saying over there? Fuck. Ref, what's the decision?
Starting point is 02:09:11 I'm trying to figure out what the hell that is. I'm sorry, TJ. I didn't mean that. You know I didn't mean it. Everybody listen! Shut up. Everybody listen! Yeah, call me fuckface.
Starting point is 02:09:22 Why? I didn't like that. Everybody listen! Everybody listen! You're call me fuckface. Why? I didn't like that. Everybody listen! Everybody listen! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Starting point is 02:09:30 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Shut up! PFT! PFT! PFT! Good job! Good job! Just a couple 40 year olds puking.
Starting point is 02:09:52 Oh, sorry. Sit down. Sit down. No, race announcement. From Brandon Walker. Anything. Could be anything. Hey, Lukey, what do we get? Get that race announcement. We're getting a race announcement from Brandon Walker.
Starting point is 02:10:13 This is gonna be anything. Come on, Mississippi. What kind of race? What are we talking about? Nick. Toast, Brandon. Case race announcement. Case.
Starting point is 02:10:19 OK. There are three teams left. We're dead. Two. No. How many teams are left? Three. We're out. Right. No. How many teams are left? Three. We're out.
Starting point is 02:10:25 Right. I'm in. Mangold's in, right? Yeah. Oh! Hey! Kiss is in, right? Hey!
Starting point is 02:10:33 Sopranos is in. Where's the only team that's still in? Sopranos is out. We got a Deutz left. They are out. Deutz. They're out. It's 50-50.
Starting point is 02:10:40 He's out. He's out. Everybody listen. Me and Hank, it's four. It is now eight. No, we'll. Hey! Take his. Hey, Deutz. He's out. He's out. Everybody listen. It is now... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH Hey, go. Shut up!
Starting point is 02:10:48 Take control. . You just take control. Ladies and gentlemen. It's a sprint to 50. . The first team to 50. The first team to 50.
Starting point is 02:11:01 The first team to 50. How many right? 50? 50? First and true? team to 50. The first team to 50 wins. The first team to 50 wins. Starting right now. First team to 50 wins. No, we didn't know it's George Yes Dana first team to 50 wins we choose Deutsch yeah, let's use our door tell them Max but Deutsch hey we want to use our do it right now Okay, okay This is under protests I don't know this is under protest
Starting point is 02:12:53 Because they puked you could be with me we're playing the game 14 Good we could break Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Here it is. Will. Here we go. Deutsch alert. Deutsch, give me four. Give me four, Deutsch. Give me four, Deutsch.
Starting point is 02:13:30 Hey. Give me four, Deutsch. Hey, hey. Start the clock, TJ. Start the clock. On you, Deutsch. On you, on you. Deutsch, go.
Starting point is 02:13:39 I wasn't like all the other kids, girl. Give me Deutsch for the last run. We can't relax. Thank you. this is under protest wanted to do we go well why no no the limit Nelly Doit's a throw
Starting point is 02:13:59 a little better back there all your way to your life do it they're all hey. Oh shit. We got 12 seconds. We're done One more one more One more do it to us Oh, yeah, George. Yes, okay, Jay. Can I get do it? You're done. Oh When we're done with 36, I'm a 36 Yeah, go ahead I get do it when we're done? Oh, you're done. When we're done? I'm at 36. I'm at 36. Well, thanks for still being around. All right, so we need one more for the win. Yeah, go ahead.
Starting point is 02:14:27 Go ahead. Do whatever you need. We need one more for the win. Your team is eliminated. Get it, Max. Get it, Max. We need one more for the win. Push it, Max.
Starting point is 02:14:34 Yeah, Max. Push it, Max. Dan. Shut it down. Everyone ready for it, for the win? Dana, stop this. Dana. Dana.
Starting point is 02:14:44 Dana, stop this. Dana. this. Dana stop this. Yes Max. Yes Max. How much time do I have? No no. This is under protest. Max is going ball game when there's more minutes.
Starting point is 02:15:00 Ball game. Team kiss. Pals Pals. This is under protest. Hells Bells! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't let go. Hells, hells, hells bells! I was told that was a rule. Is it over? Hells, hells bells! Hells, hells bells! Alright, let's get some ice cream. Hells, hells, hells bells! Yeah, yeah get the ice cream. I was told that was a rule. Would you rather have a flapper or an ice cream? Get the ice cream.
Starting point is 02:15:30 Oh, get Deutch the ice cream. Get Deutch the ice cream. Get the ice cream. Deutch, get the ice cream. This is bullshit. Who's got the ice cream? This is bullshit. You gotta go. He looks like he's running the crack.
Starting point is 02:15:48 I think my favorite part of this whole thing is that Will kept on saying are we still in it? We're down like 14 feet. He still thinks he's in it. Y'all are nerpy. You guys won. You guys used Joyce twice.
Starting point is 02:16:04 No, you used him first George twice Use them first use them first we get knocked over that he knocked over the beer He knocked over beat himself Hey Yeah, I mean if using George's twice as cool can I get do it you we go to see relations I guess hey You guys want hit the town line? This is bullshit. Yeah, I'm trying to get drunk You ever said nothing since the first beer everyone if you have headphones put them on so that we can actually yeah Hey, hey, hey, hey, should we should we uh should play werewolf?
Starting point is 02:16:42 Yeah, werewolf! Yes! If you have headphones, put them on. If you have headphones, put them on. Let's play fucking werewolf. I love that Will, like, we've been out for like 20 minutes. Let me get another beer. And Will's just been like, we're still in it. Eww, it's stinging.
Starting point is 02:16:57 Look at the scores, dude. I know, bro. Nick and I puked our guts out. There's a part of me that's like, we can't go out like this. I had 12 beers. Brandon, give us give us. Oh, nice shirt, Brandon. Ooh, very nice.
Starting point is 02:17:12 Oh, Brandon, give us a quick rundown of what just happened from your perspective. Hold on. Let Brandon talk. Dana, let Brandon talk. Dana assaulted me. And he elbowed me twice with his whole body. Hold on, Hank.
Starting point is 02:17:29 You puked, PFT puked. I did not. You puked again. Nick puked, PFT puked again. Will's been a fucking cunt the entire show. Max is an asshole somewhere wherever he is. Danny is so drunk he can't even talk. I don somewhere, wherever he is. Danny is so drunk. He can't even talk. Uh, I don't know who he is, but apparently it's his dream to be here. So God bless you,
Starting point is 02:17:52 sir. Uh, Kyle's back to life all of a sudden. I had to make a wish once Kyle was Kyle had his pants around his ankles pissing just a second ago in the bathroom up against the wall. His ass was green and Mangold still here. That's what I see. Mangold had a true 15 as well. Brandon, what hotel we at this weekend? Why is another one? Hold on. No, this is under protest. Like what do you think? All right. Brandon, it's under protest. We changed rules under protest. Who won? We had that first. You can't just, we were playing the game and then all of a sudden it's like, all right, Nick, 50. Not one of you motherfuckers respected any rule all night You changed it and you bitch and you whined the whole night you wouldn't shut the fuck up two minute warnings are real thing
Starting point is 02:18:33 Yeah, not not if that is that's a real. That's a real thing. It's a real thing look at Dana Can't wait to play werewolf no Do we really lose? Yeah? You're all wait wait. Where's everybody else hey marlon puking is fucking I is Italian discrimination We'll just keep counting for the rest of the night. I just want to say shout out my guy Willie Willie boy foxhole guy We've been eliminated for like 25 minutes and we'll just been sitting here going we got to stay in it We miss the fucking beer dude. Get a max. Pussy. Dana are you gonna do a gauntlet?
Starting point is 02:19:26 Fat pussy. Fat pussy. Yeah yeah. Why would you throw it? Why would you throw water? There was no reason to throw it. Dana are you gonna do a gauntlet? I was gonna say butt chug.
Starting point is 02:19:37 I was ready for the butt chug. Oh yeah you're gonna butt chug Dana. We're gonna butt chug Dana. Dana do we have a funnel? Ah that's a little... Dana. Dana should do the ga have a funnel up that Dana Dana she's a gauntlet if he's under two and a half minutes he has to butt chug
Starting point is 02:19:54 No, no if he's over six minutes he has to bunch Over four over four over four I'll butt chug for free Point of order. What are we doing over here? Big Cat. What are we playing for the rest of the night? We gotta play Werewolf and Dana has to butt chug.
Starting point is 02:20:14 1 v 1. Just let him go mono-mono. Dana has to butt chug. Dana versus Max, 1 v 1. In what? Basketball? One chug. I will fuck him up in basketball. Oh, and chug him? No, one on one. One on one. First max 1v1 in what basketball one shot?
Starting point is 02:20:28 Oh Right now On your back on your back on your back on your back on your back get in your back You guys have to get as a stay now come on Oh boy Give them a gift Dana bill Give Dana pillow do it out of the turf do it out of the turf or turf turf Why are these guys mad at each other
Starting point is 02:21:21 We're not allowed in the tunnel anymore Here we go I go on the turn Should I run this Roll right right go run it hold on So like now why didn't they tell me that I had had fucking meat dripping from my goatee when I wiped this drip? Oh. I just wiped that off my... Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Starting point is 02:21:54 Oh, they're about to get it. Get them on their backs! Yeah, on their backs! Right, what's that drill called? Oklahoma Drill. Why, man? Oh, God. He's driving.
Starting point is 02:22:05 Someone's going to get so hurt. I fucking love this so much. My money's on Max. I think Max is going to get low. Yeah, I do. Max is an athlete. Dana's fat. Max is so fat.
Starting point is 02:22:22 No, but Max is a lower body. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Brandon! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Just make sure it's alright. How's it going? Max is like super-Max. In what way?
Starting point is 02:22:31 He has a football on his hand. No, this is gonna be a good compliment. Yeah, I really don't know very much. Max is getting another injury. This is where the Super Bowl will be off. This could be, this could be a game changer. This is so great. Oh my God.
Starting point is 02:22:47 I can't believe this happening. These two are going to have to be the these two are evenly matched. All it took was one of them back. They're back. Max is ready to fucking go. I will and Bingo watch out. I think they will will move out of the way. Where's the whistle!
Starting point is 02:23:07 I don't have it! Here you go. Oh shit. Brandon. Alright. Move Brandon, yeah. I feel like Max has the advantage, Dana has. Will move out of the shot!
Starting point is 02:23:22 You gotta go over here. This is head to head, This is a head to head drill. All right, just let go. No, you're going to be sick. Hey, all right? You two got that? You two got that? Yeah, this is boring. Great.
Starting point is 02:23:34 Shh. Stop. Are you two more guys? Dude, I am. Dave is ready. This head is elevated. He's like ready to fuck. I got Max, though.
Starting point is 02:23:44 I got Max. I'll put it on the record. I got Max. ready to fuck. I got Max though. I got Max. I'll put it on the record, I got Max. I got Max though, I got Max. He's crying right now. You got Max? This is so funny. Hold on. Alright. SET!
Starting point is 02:23:56 SET! Get him! Get him! Wait. Get him! Get him! It's set hut! Get him! Where's the loot? Get him! Get him! Right! No, no, no, no, no! Get him! I'm crying so hard right now.
Starting point is 02:24:27 What? Any further away. Someone could get really hurt. All right. Brandon has a whistle. Big cat. There has to be a moment that you have to step back and just like this is the world I built and this has to be crying.
Starting point is 02:24:42 Oh my God. These two fat fucks. I don't know who challenged who. Oh, my God. These two fat fuck. I don't know who challenged who? I don't know. Hey, yeah. Oh, no. Over myself. Right.
Starting point is 02:24:58 See, that's the girl. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, Max. Day. Day. I don't know. Max, he got through. Yeah, definitely. Do it again! Again! Do it again!
Starting point is 02:25:13 You gotta tackle. Do it again! Was there a ball? Who had the ball? Max won. Max won. It should be who tackled. It should be a tackle competition. I don't tackle. Yeah. It should be a tackle.
Starting point is 02:25:26 I don't know if Dana knew the rules. Who called who fat first? I think Dana thought you just stand up and hit the other guy. Who? Who? Oh, I think they're switching. Yeah, I know they are. Alright, here we go. So close.
Starting point is 02:25:42 Max! Max! Max! Max! That's a fucking fool! Max! Come on, man! Where's Dana? Dana doesn't exist anymore!
Starting point is 02:25:58 Where's Dana? Dana, get up! What are you fucking saying? You! Ain are you fucking saying? You! You! That's a fucking BOOM! Where's Dana?
Starting point is 02:26:16 Dana's not here! Dana stay over there! Don't come back! You unbuttoned his shirt! Don't come back, Dana! Don't come back! You unbuttoned his shirt. Don't come back, Dana! Don't come back! He got me. He got me.
Starting point is 02:26:31 Alright, Max. God damn it, Max. God damn it. He got me. He got me. What a beast. That was a training camp. That would have been the end of the game. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 02:26:47 Dana's getting cut tomorrow. Oh, my God. The GM's looking at that and saying, I'm cutting that guy. Let's do a quick post-game interview. Max. We, by the way, we all said you were gonna win that. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:27:01 We did. We knew you're strong. Max, really shouldn't dominate out there. Tell me about that game. I got to win that. Yeah, we did. We knew you're strong. Max, really see him dominate out there. Tell me about that game. I gotta see that. You don't wanna see that. Oh. See that. Oh.
Starting point is 02:27:13 Oh. Happy birthday to you. Oh, it's all of us. Happy birthday dear everyone. Thank you. To you. Hi everyone. Happy birthday dear everyone. Thank you. Hi everyone.
Starting point is 02:27:27 Happy birthday to you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Do it together boys, do it together. One, two, three. Fuck, Steve's still alive Max oh
Starting point is 02:27:52 My god I'll say this Dana. The only good thing for you is that it was a little bit out of camera But I'm sure we have alternate clips. We can edit in But you got fucking data Body like that was like talking to Mike Just completely and utterly undressed. Yeah, even a shirt was buttoned up It would be on button know it was button to the top and then Max hit up and all the buttons came right It was it was face to the max. How do you feel down?
Starting point is 02:28:23 I feel great who called who fat first Dana be self-aware reading cake like an apple When you were lining up we're like I was like max is a fucking sumo Oh That's my boy back Give me another fucking beard Think about step over him afterwards. No, no, no, I'm a respectful guy. You fucked me up, dude. Holy shit. I knew you were gonna fuck me up, dude. I knew you were. I didn't even try to tackle him. I wanted want to go straight on I didn't want to do the bullshit get up Go straight on he's fucking huge. Oh
Starting point is 02:29:51 I'll go straight. Oh, let's go go straight up straight up go straight up Take the wind no max go again on Dana. You're a bitch. No do it data. You're a No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, back snow off to mom yeah got checks mix if he wants checks oh no Wait, do we make do we make loser of Max Merce? No, we do the wheel the wheels gonna spin for who has a milkshake. Yeah, just a taste Just have to have a taste just a taste just a taste Eliminator or no? Eliminator Eliminator and I gotta say Mike you might have to be on the wheel. Yeah, Mike's on the wheel. I'm in the seat
Starting point is 02:31:03 That's Mike. Careful. What you wish for Mike should win. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 02:31:16 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, This is gonna be bad. This is worse than this. All right, hold on, TJ. Get over here. Yeah. Yeah. TJ, will you narrate for the podcast? Ronald Deutsch. Ronnie, sit down. How many, how much you need to eat to make that, uh? The whole gallon. Well, in college, it came up.
Starting point is 02:31:37 It came up. Hold on, hold on. Deutsch is talking about his milkshake. Reset, reset, reset. Hold on. Time out. Let the boys go. TV time out.
Starting point is 02:31:44 Brandon, do you only, I think Brandon only cares about himself? Why would you say that? I do like him a lot three nine twenty-five usually I can three nine usually I can warm it up and it's coming out Yeah, all right, you got it do it's gonnautch, let us know when you're ready to regurgitate. And it's Wheel Eliminator. Everyone's on it. Everyone's on it. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 02:32:13 Let's watch these guys. Make some noises for God. Hey, listen. I play by the rules. It has a bit of a bite to it, my friend. I play by the rules. OK. Are we in this?
Starting point is 02:32:22 All right. I'm actually just going to attack him. Oh, my God. I can't do standing god all right we're ready I know he's already mentally out for Dana yeah that's what we had quit yeah what is this dude to kill him max
Starting point is 02:32:35 look like the fat swan we're good on the whistle one day to get low data so high over the top. Hofstra. Oh! There you go! Oh my god! Oh my god! Come on!
Starting point is 02:32:56 That's a fucking step! That's a fucking step! That's a fucking step! He made me happy! That's a beast! That's a fucking... That's a beast! That's a beast! Right there, right there! Look at this!
Starting point is 02:33:12 That's a beast! My boy Max is a beast! Oh my god! No, no! Oh my god! Will, have you ever seen... Did you go puke? You had to puke. God's Doug. Well, if you were seeing you go, you had to be as soon as they hate you heard.
Starting point is 02:33:29 No. Well, where you been? Max killed him twice. Well, where were you? I was there when the Max he just did it again. Play it again for Will. Hey, Dana. What the fuck?
Starting point is 02:33:42 He's fucking huge. I don't know. I'm going to call him out with that second one. I didn't want a second one. No, I know I you asked I don't know My voice a beast I'm proud of you max. I'm so proud of you. Oh my god. That was fun Well you guys were gone Ronnie's eaten the ice cream. And we're going to spin Eliminator whole show to see who has to take a taste. Hey, I will be honest.
Starting point is 02:34:16 I am curious that it tastes like a straight milkshake. Well, we'll see if your name comes up. I can ask a question. I can ask a question. What, Coach? Stephen, this is my surprise, everybody. But. I ask a question. I ask a question. As one course. Hey, Stephen, this is my surprise. Everybody but even she has a question. No, what flavor ice cream is it? Cookies and cream cookies and cream. All right. All right. I'm the worst. Why don't we spin the wheel right now? Can
Starting point is 02:34:37 I get another beer? Yeah, let's do it. TJ. Let's spin the wheel. Put everyone on it. Mike's on it. Brandon's on it. Wait, Che. Really good. What flavor would you have said that is the worst chocolate? Just super bland. Like you can taste the stomach acidity in it. I'm fine. Cookies and cream at least like maybe can be blended a little bit. Don't insult me. There's no acidity. Yeah, come on. Nine out of ten chance. Doors. My boy's baby.
Starting point is 02:35:07 Hey, Doich, tell him. Tell him why. Like after three months, your liver is clear for fucking drinking again. Page, can I get a hair tie? I said that to you. Yeah, I told you I haven't drank since the beer Olympics. You're like, oh, you're good. Your liver is absolutely reset.
Starting point is 02:35:23 Three months here. Liver completely is natural. How do you know that? My my pediatrician has been telling me that wait your pediatrician. Are you? Oh, well, look at this. Watch this is the second one. Oh, yeah, suck his ass. Suck him. Oh my god. Dana. Oh, man. Dana says he's a thief. He stuck me. Ha ha ha. Oh my god. Dude, but I love that shit.
Starting point is 02:35:51 Like, I don't know. No, that's a human body craving contest. Like, right now, I just want to jump into a brick wall. For no reason. I want to break my ribs. The stance is sick. Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 02:36:04 Oh, man. Yes! You need to push me! You need to push me! Good push, boys. That was a good push. I know, I know, I know. Well, what's wrong over there, Will?
Starting point is 02:36:20 You folded him. Folded him. Twice! Twice. The confidence he had going into that, like, you folded his ass. With all the shit. That's what the people think over here. Everyone likes to call Max fat guy, fat guy Max. And I'm the best athlete in this fucking room.
Starting point is 02:36:38 Anyone who isn't, like, a pro athlete. Oh, he's calling you out, Will. Yeah, well, anyone who isn't a pro athlete. Get on the turf! Hasn't got a pro athlete. Get on the turf! Get him! Oh, he's calling you out well Compton better athlete than me will get him on the turf Better athlete I think you're a be sure you are still very fat people don't forget about Forget beat him on the I think you're obese
Starting point is 02:37:18 I don't think that we should let max say I'm the best athlete here Get you played fucking rugby that like ten people we got we got we got we're all oh I'm pfd man gold is two seats away from me literally I started this conversation George is making the milkshake right now Titus Nick man obviously better athlete and will come better athletes get his ass. One on one, Max? One on one. Obviously Tidus is a better athlete as well. So you're going to say besides three people, I'm the best athlete in this room. Oh, he's making the milkshake.
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Starting point is 02:39:39 Big cat all agree one edge in if you had jinnies right now. Oh, man Yes One spoon. Yes, I'll eliminate her one spoon. Do it. How's the one spoon? Here we go. We're doing one spoon. It's a good boy. I want everything tonight. One spoon.
Starting point is 02:39:55 It is a good bad. It's a good batch. I won the whole good bad. We had a good batch on the hand. We all knew who's going to end up here. Hey, talk to him. Oh, my God. No, talk to him, Max. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Starting point is 02:40:06 Dude, no. I'm not doing this. I literally won everything tonight. I'm out. Ask me something that I've lost. You're not going to lose the wheel. Just say yes. I'm out.
Starting point is 02:40:15 If you guys win, everyone should buy it. Where's Hank? It's been over, Will. All right. Come on, Hank. Where's Hank? Hank is on the wheel. Where is Hank?
Starting point is 02:40:23 But where is he? He's along for the ride. Give me the story. It was good. Look at something. It's a limiter. Give me the story. We'll we use on the wheels hang where is along for the ride It's a limiter No, who was that? Will's out 140 million It stick will to It's calling you out 140 million dollars is fucking crazy
Starting point is 02:40:55 Hank is out another fucking pussy Or I had to but I don't have to you're still here Would you have done it the whole fucking thing he's still doing no fucking way How's it looking PFT's out I will be a two of them When do we start getting nervous now Keep going big guy Baby if I'm Mike I gotta be nervous right now. Yeah I was so gonna do it. We all were gonna do it Yeah, we know yeah you have to I'm out Dana's out dude, I want to slurp that shit down This will be something. This will be so fun. Like Danny.
Starting point is 02:42:06 Nick! I love that dude. Danny said make a wish. Where's Brandon? Brandon's on this. I know, where is he right now? Jokovic! Shit!
Starting point is 02:42:22 Max! Max can't stop winning. I keep fucking winning! Oh We gotta have max on every case KB, let's go I don't like this boys. What's it looking like? Hey! Mike! Where's Brandon? Mike slipped in panties. Where's Brandon? Wait, what's a sweep? Yeah, it's... Deutsche Swiss... Rocket Titus!
Starting point is 02:43:16 Rocket Titus! Are we doing best of seven or seven? The tongue! Yeah, best wheel. Titus, the tongue! Wait, where is Brandon? That's the seven Wait, where is Brandon is Brandon? I think it left way to Wisconsin Hell's bells seven That's the seven before we start the best of seven Deutsch describe the batch
Starting point is 02:43:50 Okay Yeah, yeah Ice cream in there. I ain't you if I threw a scoop of yeah and cream. Yeah throw scoop in there I'm here for the game. I played the game Hey, so Mike still in it yeah So Mike is alive All right, here we go best seven Here we go, that's the seven we're doing yeah Where is Brandon Yo, it's wrinkles Brandon. Wisconsin. Sprinkles. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:44:46 We have sprinkles. Nick, where are the sprinkles? Put some sprinkles on it. It's just one spoon, right? Yeah, just one little spoon. One spoon, Mike. Can I put it in a beer? Yep.
Starting point is 02:44:56 Hey, but if you want to be a legend, you chug. Mike, if you want to be a legend, you chug. Mike, you're gonna have to just chug that. Come on, Mike. And then what? Leave for some? You leave. Two-nothing up. Oh my then what leave for some you leave and I'll never do nothing To nothing There is a sweep you piss your pants
Starting point is 02:45:14 Come on Mike get on the board Mike there you go to one. Yeah Good comeback Mike Series doesn't start until the home team wins the game Hell, yeah, that's actually the opposite. Fucking three. When he left, that's how he lost. Three, one, three, one, three, one, Brandon. We'll make him drink his car is gone. We'll got Brandon. We'll make him drink it.
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Starting point is 02:47:48 Out of your fucking throat Maybe you need to walk over here and hand it to me B go hand it to him. Hey, baby. Go KB Oh, man It didn't taste that bad it was pretty good. Yeah, it was pretty good When as hell this guy just wins at everything don't you call're gonna call your dad be like dad. They loved it How many you fucking? me. Get a bite. Get a quick bite. Oh my God. Oh, that's that's a great. Yeah. It wasn't bad. It tastes like an Oreo McFlurry. Review is right after you take a bite. No. And here we are. Another beer. Yes. I review review. Everyone be quiet. Che review review this is so liquidy it's so like it's great that holy shit me it doesn't
Starting point is 02:49:07 make a frown trust me it's great nervous about it do it you might have a you threw this up this is one of the door let's play werewolf yeah werewolf werewolf Give it a review give it a review Literally is not bad. Hey guys guys guys. Oh He's doing more. Oh ABC soup already Revised revised I can taste a little bit of something So you've tasted something asked me give me a cake give me Who wants to taste it you can taste it I went for a big tight is
Starting point is 02:50:07 Who was it you can taste it? It's not bad you can taste the stuff It's as Hank by the way it wants some Nick said that's a good question Max Said he wanted some oh Nick I know you want some Nick You put that rev that Raptors young like a fucking pussy. I'm not the main character by the way. I just want to make that clear. I just want to do it. Do it. Shut max no no I won't do it what do you not be angry using cream max set the tone for the eagle will won't will won't Will, Will, Will, Give it to Will. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 02:51:06 No. The chunks are gone. Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will bit a little bit? Yeah, I don't why don't you ingest a little bit of toy? There's a little bit of toys and then meet max on the turf. Yep. Love it Oh How the fuck did George get away with this For America when I said that let's play where Verse will yeah, all right well you want to go Well it's got a lot of you both. I know there's no yes I'll give you ball yes You want me that ball you want to be on the website max there's no upside all right all right
Starting point is 02:52:23 I would love for you to turn it down. I would love there's no upside all right all right. I would love for you to turn it down. I would There's no upside What happens if I win oh Like a fucking girl be well, I have no downside so I'm What about what about Max first bangled? Man, I mean very ah no he's a serium man Go my god me man go to the in this shit from the beginning What I'm like getting what are you in the beginning?
Starting point is 02:52:57 No, no honestly all I need to know is that will is scared of me. Yeah, that's a fact Yeah, well is yeah Crowd here I just spilled so much Ass was terrified Well Well, John Max, there's no, I might lose you. What if we do a zero upside? You might want to decline. That's all I'm saying. A decline. No, no, no. What do you, a punt set. Oh, but that's like, yeah, no, a decline from you as a win for me. So I'm, I'm in, I'm in for a will decline. You can't go out this way. Yeah. It's like anybody out there
Starting point is 02:53:43 that wants to go one on oneone Nikki smokes tried the same thing But that's all I need to know if he's scared of me If he's scared of me, why is nobody scared of you? Nobody's scared of you, you fat boy. Nobody's scared of you. I'm not scared of you. You could make it. You could never make it. Yep.
Starting point is 02:54:13 So why would I be like me challenging fucking Danny over there? Come on. Why you gotta do that? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, because there's nothing to gain from it. I'm rubber. That's correct. I'm rubber.
Starting point is 02:54:22 That was a true. That's correct. Yeah, see, I'm smacking right at you. All right all right no I don't even want it if you decline it's great because I just want to do it I'll do it for you if you want yeah Dana will be you already trying I already put you in the dirt. Yeah, it was so well the first time You don't like cookies and cream We all it is vomit Where's another Oklahoma tonight? I'll do it. I'll do it. Where's the milkshake? Do it you throw it away let's play werewolf say play. Yeah, where was Always got it. He's got him. He's got nothing to lose. Yeah, you're all to lose correct
Starting point is 02:55:22 Yeah, you're to lose The only thing that it proves is that you're scared yeah, you're scared of it doesn't prove That's a fact when he says nothing lose it in other words And you weren't you could never do it fight you you can never make it that far. Yeah, he made it You can never make it that far That's the difference everybody would love a shot at the title i would want the same shot as you correct i'm i am more than happy to not play this fight you didn't care about whatever i got max i got i don't i am happy to not make this fight because i can for the rest of my life say that NFL will Compton did not want this smoke
Starting point is 02:56:07 Everybody in this room can see the same exact thing. No, I think I think max has it. I'm gonna rule this round I'm sure you do. No, I don't want it. I don't want it. You don't want it I don't want to be a sir. Talk to me will do well will look at me No, because hey big guy big cat. Big cat. Look at me. Imagine the one slight... Yup, that's what he's thinking. Imagine... Imagine if I fucked his...
Starting point is 02:56:30 No, we ain't... Imagine... Imagine... He's thinking it! It's in the back of his head! Which means I won! Unbelievable. Oh, that's not a good look, Will.
Starting point is 02:56:42 He's got that splitter of dye. My wear box. This is up here as my favorite podcast. It's not how I want to remember you. This is not a good look, Will. He's got that slimmer, doughty face up here as my favorite podcast host. You know what I'm saying, man? This is not a good look for you. Okay, you do it. I don't need to. Will.
Starting point is 02:56:52 Exactly. My resume speaks for itself. Exactly. Wow. Special teams. Oh, fuck, Will Compton up too. Proble Snub. Proble Snub.
Starting point is 02:57:02 Special teams. Play Werewolf. You don't want to smoke. It's fine. Let's play werewolf. I would want If I was you I want the same smoke to you yeah, well put my dog body. What are you talking about Jay? You're right. It's an easy tackle, but the one time yeah, if you were to get it He's so you would have it forever because he is he is a massive human being. He's huge. He's got no 2025. He's got no 2025 resolutions. Like he's a man. How many people look like me?
Starting point is 02:57:34 Would you be scared of how many people in my way? By zero zero, but there's zero upside. Yeah, zero. Good. Listen, we're at the point. You understand that one. If you don't do this, I don't want to do this. No, no, sir. No, sir. I have one. Will, are you saying you're threatened at all by Matt? Are you saying you're threatened at all by Matt? That's what it is. You're saying I don't want, I don't want this anymore. But you would be saying I need to do that with everybody who challenged me. Nicky Smokes wanted the Oklahoma jury. He said, hey, for content, for content. It's like, There's there's zero upside for my breath. I don't want it. You and I are the same page You will win by not wanting wanting to do this to me and I will win by not wanting to do this to you
Starting point is 02:58:16 Because you look at me as a threat that's a I don't look at that is a fact Yeah, I don't look at you. Yes, it does or else you would do it You got to understand that there That is a fact. Yeah, I don't look at you. No, yes it does or else you would do it. That's true. I am a threat. You've got to understand that there's- No, no, no, no, no. There's no other way to look at it, buddy. I am a threat or else you would do it. You're not a threat.
Starting point is 02:58:35 That's a fact. No, I don't- listen. I have already won. How much do you weigh? I weigh 290 pounds. Can you even squat to 25? Will, just go fuck him up. Of course I can squat to 25. Can you even squat 225? Of course I can squat 225.
Starting point is 02:58:47 You want me to do it right now? You want me to go squat 225? I have a broken foot! I will... No, no, no, Will, I'm on your side. He's running his fucking mouth, going from in the dirt. No, we're on the same page.
Starting point is 02:59:01 PFT, there's zero upside. What do you mean? He needs this this I don't I don't I don't want to do it. Yeah, I know you don't and you know, but you need this so you would do it We're good Will if I were to say one-on-one me versus you what would you say? No, there's no there's zero. I just be well what about me? What about me? who Zero upside what about Danny we take Danny you back
Starting point is 02:59:40 You fuck up Danny go fuck up Danny You know this I know zero up you'll fuck up Let him be let him be my Max taking pity on you. He's not Max says I agree you will but I also think you just go fuck up Danny Yeah, yeah, go fuck up. Don't fuck up Danny Fuck up me, or you'll fuck up Max. Danny will have to fall. I don't need to fuck up Max.
Starting point is 03:00:08 This guy's out of control. No, I'm not. Everything I'm saying right now is completely valid. Will, let me ask you this. What about Will? Yeah, exactly. You're zero upset, so why would I give you that? I don't want you to give it to me.
Starting point is 03:00:24 Oh. What we have to do is we have to go around Robin. No. Exactly zero upset, so why would I give you that I I don't want you to give it to me Deutsch go against Max get George fuck up Max Max, why not? Why don't you go? Why don't you get it? I want you! Max, you have to! Max, you have to! Max, go against Deutsch! Max, go against Deutsch! Max, go against Deutsch! I've already been challenged twice!
Starting point is 03:01:00 Pussy! Pussy! Take him, Deutsch! Deutsch, you have to go! So you're being You have to go Twice and I've accepted the challenge twice same guy though I have to prove time out time out time out what same guy She gets will Yeah. All right. No, no, no, no, no. He beats Deutsche as well. Jay, we're not going to sit here and walk you into this thing. Why'd you say walk?
Starting point is 03:01:28 Why did you say walk to Stephen? I can't get by you. Hey, Max, what challenges have you accepted outside of Dana? What? I said the Dana challenge twice. Yeah, I beat him. So he asked me for another challenge. And I took the challenge again. So I beat him
Starting point is 03:01:48 Challenging you what else do you want? Will would you would you Oklahoma drill? I don't I don't want to I don't want to do My goal is your will find me Area because there's upside to that content. There's no upside to max, correct. What about defeating max? There's zero upside to the direct max I feel we got in the jar. What do you mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah even me putting even me putting max in the dirt It would be upside for max to get put in the dirt by will Max you have no one to go get storage. He's calling you out
Starting point is 03:02:47 This is a crazy anybody who would be hard might take commenting. Main character Max. Is upside. It's very funny because Max turned into Will so fast when Deutch challenged him. Yeah. Yeah. He was no part of Deutch. I also don't. Max, take on Deutch.
Starting point is 03:02:59 All right, fine. I'll take it. It's an eight versus nine scene. Max versus Deutch. There we go. Good matchup. That's all it took. Fine, I'll take an eight versus nine see Max versus George There you go, Max, what do you want Deutsch Willie Willie scared And Max win Well, you are put in a terrible spot and Max wins
Starting point is 03:03:28 Well you are put in a terrible spot Take your 140 tell him to fuck off. You're good. One 40 mil. You're you're good. One for dude. One. You got one 40. Put it on record though. We'll count them back down to Danny Conrad. Yeah, that is true. That is true. You should take Danny. Want to know Danny Danny? You'd crumple. Yeah, but again, but not Max. there is zero upside There's literally a zero percent chance you wouldn't compliment You got it. No, I understand that you would again over max if there's that point That he's watched cut it cut it you to change Being washed well will we take Jay?
Starting point is 03:04:30 You're washed Yeah, let's contact Ken Chay catch a ball while wheels covering him. Oh Question now, that's good. Again, great question. Probably not zero upside. Why you great coverage. Log him up. Build your resume. We call that one double star. Yeah, but I mean he did run a four four. I would personally challenge him. Jay, then take it. Well, he's not asking me. He's asking you what a BFT he gets you. That's what I'm saying. Like Dana, you guys tackle Dana real quick or sorry. Tackle Max and end it real quick. No, we'll been putting a bad spot. I understand that. Will is not. Does me. He's not going to leave
Starting point is 03:05:22 Barstow. Yeah, I'm backing will up. I'm backing well up. Well, he should not be competing. What are you talking about? Why would it shut everybody up? What if we go through everybody will have no upside? Well, it's not doing this. What I prove you wrong. Well, I care about proving well, I hate the cheap seats. I'm not alone. You're 140 run brother. A couple of years ago you take the one for everybody here tackles max and then the final boss, but you get to will. He's already didn't. He's telling my dad, well, come on. Yeah, that's a good point. Mike told her out there, even if I tackle max if he gets a little bit of lean he gets to use that In his mind he wins Do you understand that?
Starting point is 03:06:16 No, no stop everyone stop stop Not need to prove shit. Yeah, have a good match up here. We'll play ten years the NFL He's got a fucking museum after what do I have to prove? Will doesn't have to prove anything half a museum But what do I have to prove to you? Nothing. All right, we got George first. Yeah, we have a good Let's focus on what we do have Non-king out there dude, I would expect will to win but maybe If that happens will I'm 100% backing you
Starting point is 03:06:50 a loose loose On the sidelines for a while, you know stern pot a little bit he's absolutely correct. He's 100% correct Never do that because you don't want to go again because even if he beats even if he dummies chair dummies max It was like what we expected Max might die this big boy. He just took down Dana look at toys a fucking Such a Twice We need it are they brother-in-law Max, yeah. Has been.
Starting point is 03:07:42 Has been. Has been. Max is big in the bottom. They're close. Get farther away. Ronnie's a beast. A little further away. Here we go.
Starting point is 03:07:52 Who's got the whistle? Who's got the whistle? Scoot. You got the whistle? Max is big in the lower. Brandon's not here. You gotta be the whistle guy. I'm so unreal.
Starting point is 03:08:00 Can George get low enough? That's the question. We good? Yeah, you say ready go. Max is so like, he's a man. He's a man. He's a human being. He's big. George get low enough the question. Yeah, you say ready go like easy Mike told her you are seeing a goal line I get it now well At all cost yeah
Starting point is 03:08:31 Back oh my god All right max all right max that's some good shit Be the one He's the one I'm not one to talk. It's good shit. I don't need to go against Will Compton. But I want every single one of you. I want every single one of you. This is it.
Starting point is 03:08:58 The Fat Max. The Fat Max. Jokes that every one of you. I'm a better athlete. Than that every one of you I'm a better athlete than every single one of you other than Nick Mangold Will Compton. That's fair. No not even me and KB. That's it. I'm a better athlete than every single one of you. All of that. I want to play Max. It's really good. It's really good that Max didn't make himself the main character tonight. I didn't want to make myself the main character.
Starting point is 03:09:30 But I've been fucking all of you up. Have I not? Max, didn't you play sports at college? Yeah, I played sports at college. Everyone doesn't like to remember that. Because I'm fucking fat. Everyone doesn't like to remember that because I'm fucking What a quote in fact But I'm better athlete than all these fucking pussies. All right, well
Starting point is 03:09:56 I'm a fucking athlete. Don't forget it. You don't want to show them what's up You don't want it when we're at camp bar still the entire rumor was like we cannot let max hit this guy's so good Oh werewolf Connor Griffin, let me get another fucking here. I do to him. I fucked him up with my bitch Up with my bitch. He didn't have no go I said people do I need the fucking Dominate on the turf as he's proved himself right in every regard. Yeah, he's number one. Thank you, Connor Griffin. Hey, Nick, Nick. Thank you, Connor Griffin.
Starting point is 03:10:30 And this is the Byrds. And this is the Byrds. Hey, Nick, same weight class. Why wouldn't you go against him? I don't need to. Yeah, man, you could. Why? I would like to make you a special smoothie.
Starting point is 03:10:42 I don't want to go against him. Am I online? I don't even know if I'm online right now am I Why wouldn't you go you are on the way? Why and hear any volume coming chief What is pedigree have to do when's the last time you play assumed I don't want to go against either the two Pedigreef do when's the last time you played assumed? What happened to which? I don't want to go against either the two Why you trying to
Starting point is 03:11:16 Know all I'm thank you. Thank you. Thank you, George I already said that I think I knew the book was position and then you should never do it I'm starting the pot a little bit, but no, that's stupid. Yeah, no, there's no reason for you to do it. Yeah. Well, do not do that. There's no reason. You play good line, right? And I want to say right now, if we're nearing the end.
Starting point is 03:11:33 Okay. Will, this is three, four years ago. If you got sunburned. Hey. He was 10 years ago. What's the, what's the pump song? I'll be your wish, I'll be your dream, I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope, I'll be your love,
Starting point is 03:11:51 I'll be everything that you need. I'll love you more with every second move and dee dee dee. I'll love you, I'll be your love, I'll be your love. I'll be faithful, I'll'll be a real good show Let them come in on a whole religion A religion for living A deeper meaning, yeah I wanna stand with you on a mountain I wanna bathe with you in the sea.
Starting point is 03:12:28 I wanna lay like this forever until the sky falls down on me. And I don't know any of the words for that. All right, now we do Piano Man. All right. Next. One game of Werewolf. No Piano Man? Werewolf. And I don't know Alright now we do piano man One game of werewolf. No Whoever wins a game of werewolf ends, but let's let's like make it clear Let's make it clear. Wilcompton was terrified to go I fucking love Wilcompton. I fucking love this this guy I'm gonna miss the fuck out of the sky. He's dead to us in ten days. I fucking love him
Starting point is 03:13:11 Well said I just want to say that Max makes some really good points. Yeah, but we'll also make some excellent points I just say with the bar so I think what would it take I think a max was taking them I'm thinking like chase How many you have to like go like yeah fight in the defeated Let's play werewolf. I love will wills the fucking salt of the earth. I love I love you Well, I hope all your projects fail and you come crawling back to us Fucking love you, but you're you're a pussy
Starting point is 03:13:45 And you suck at invites and you suck it invites you're you're invited Nick you're invited. Thank you. Thank you You have to come back here to come on. Oh wait. Oh you were talking that I got invited last year But not to drink but to work. Oh That's nice. I stand with will I stand with will I stand with will too Dude Nick very impressed Max has been very clear tonight I think about this
Starting point is 03:14:12 I'm clear that Will doesn't want this It's a rig game Let's play one game of werewolves Let's play one game of werewolves Let's try to get one game in Again Max I think one thing is very clear Don't need you Let's get one game again, Max Need you that max's mission of not talking so much night was resounding
Starting point is 03:14:42 No idea all right listen listen you say it's for mingle to uh Listen, I don't want you to I don't want I'm gonna explain to them I'm in a spot where I'm in a great spot You don't know I'm in a great spot all right listen listen the rules real quick I'll try my best werewolf is a game of social deduction. You'll get a card. It'll be either seer Werewolf or villager if, or a villager. If you're a villager, you sleep all night. If you're a, oh, or a doctor.
Starting point is 03:15:09 Athlete. If you are a seer, you get to wake up and take a look. If you're a doctor, you get to wake up and take a look. It's essentially the werewolves are on one team and everybody else is on the other team. If you're a werewolf, you wanna lie about being a werewolf. If you're not a werewolf, you're sitting pretty. And when Connor says go to sleep, you have to lie about being a werewolf if you're not a werewolf you're sitting pretty and when Connor says
Starting point is 03:15:25 Go to sleep. You have to close your eyes until your thing is called you Everybody closes their eyes It's a pigtail game it's a pigtail game yeah, you know I fucking love you well, you know Yeah, you know it I fucking love you. Well, you know But why would you ask that we have to play at least three games of this Hank wants to know if you're a seer, what would you do? I'm sure there's a random question Oh Man The hell the tamarinka wait was there a tambourine in there wait This body else have to go to the bathroom I do bad yeah, am I going through on the speaker we go
Starting point is 03:16:20 Two minutes. Oh, no, we're gonna. Can we please wait till I have to badly Big get bad Is Mike still there Mike's out spin our wheel TJ while everyone pee breaks Hey Max nice job Nice job How many people in America could be like oh, there's an NFL player who's scared to go on Oklahoma Drill? That's a fact.
Starting point is 03:16:50 There's only one way to go about what just happened tonight. Will Compton did not want... Deutch. Max. I used to think it was a generous move. I wasn't expecting that. Deutch, I mean... Deutch is Max the Beast?
Starting point is 03:17:04 Is Max the Big Beast? Deutch, I mean, is Max a beast? Is Max a big beast? Doit, I mean, Wilkom did not want this smoke. That's a fact. Usually I get the better out of strangers. But that was... Is this your first case race, Max? This is my first case race and I'm fucked up. And you won MVP on your first case race?
Starting point is 03:17:22 I'm not MVP, but Wilkom did not want this smoke. I can't every single Every single person here can it I can't believe we do it you we did we ate chunks of it Oh, I drank some that's uh I heard I heard uh Yes Mike You have to give Mike a person oh yeah, who's your next person Mike chugged with Dana Dana told him grace chugged with grace grace told her told him the yak now He's with the yak so we got to tell him what to chug with a barstool You gotta go in a do in lankan wall. Oh wall. Oh wall. Oh wall. Oh wall
Starting point is 03:18:26 All right Rico Rico Rico Rico Rico Rico on that shirt if you were stand up and look at papas on the app papas kill me yeah yeah yeah papas with ron making a rhyme about it this fat guy drank on the on the case rico's the answer rico's the answer briana chicken fry max is hot right now max is hot max can't stop winning right now what a run this bodes well for the max on fire this bodes well for the Eagles there's only
Starting point is 03:18:53 one way to go about it will Compton and not want want my smoke like wait Max what do you mean he had a chance for my smoke and he declined. There's a million people here. I had to step in and I got molested. Correct. Yeah. And I don't want the smoke but that's a fact. I literally got molested. Everyone here can ask about what happened.
Starting point is 03:19:19 Yeah, I had to step in. Will Compton had the chance of getting my smoke and he declined. And that's it. You're on top of the world, you said. At the chance of getting my smoke and he declined and that's it at the end of the night I I was on top of the world cuz everyone ate my puke and now I'm like I Got Deutsch in my system. I don't know what to think I feel Max might be a beast Will made the right move. I don't know what to think. I got do each in my guts. Whatever. Yeah, whatever
Starting point is 03:19:51 I am having doors in your system is I was yeah, I was flat. Yeah Right now after stiff arming me after it? I mean, it's on tape It's on tape. It's on tape. It's on site. Yep, and Wilcompton is scared of me when you have already stiff armed. I mean fucking take you all day twice on Tuesday I'll just fucking stiff army to the side. I fucking love Nick Mangold. Why would you say that? Max why would you say will come to scare no welcome is not scared of me. I Wait, I can't Lord I can't wait for the text from Max tomorrow morning
Starting point is 03:20:55 I've done a pretty good job tonight. Yeah, you're right Max to be fair Max doesn't you lived up to your word? I don't know fucking big cats being a fucking dick and tell me I'm Can't wait for the text Max clean up a couple beers and let's get into werewolf Yeah, I don't know that I've done a pretty good job tonight I All right, let's go who's who's a werewolf let's go let's go. We're playing who's who's a werewolf. Let's go Let's go. I am are you werewolves making a statement? All right, here we go wait PFT yet stay we're going we're ready. All right, here we go There are gonna convince people that you're not whatever your card is you got to convince people that you're not a werewolf Whatever your card is, you gotta convince people that you're not a werewolf or you are a villager There are three werewolves in the village Everybody will go to sleep at the same time
Starting point is 03:21:52 I'll say werewolves wake up They will silently choose who to kill Put them back to sleep Doctor wakes up, they silently choose who they want to save in the village And then I will tell them to go to sleep Then the seer wakes up and the seer can check silently ask me if somebody is a werewolf they can point to a master Yes, or no, then I got actually from Deutche's puke Connor yeah, I was worried about the cookies. All right here. We go here. We go all right
Starting point is 03:22:19 Nighttime in the village everybody go to sleep make some noise to mask the movement noise we'll close your eyes thank you hey be cautious of your movement when you wake up all right Connor mass the movement everybody's asleep okay werewolves wake you who do you want to kill? a miscommunication. You may now go back to sleep. This is gonna be a struggle. Uh... Ah, soccer. Doctor, you may now wake up. Who would you like
Starting point is 03:23:24 to say? Is this the mic in front of me do you guys know what pussy Connor Griffin gets you may now go back to sleep It is insane every time he goes out. It's with a different nine to ten out of ten It's unbelievable. He doesn't have to do anything He goes back to do for you. Fuck them. He fucks the shit out of them. We're all He fucks the shit out of them raw he calls them an uber to leave they have never seen the crack of dawn in his Apartment Connor can you it can absolutely hard with the nine Connor? There's a gotta be a 10 the amount of it's it's that Connor Griffin
Starting point is 03:24:01 It's nighttime in the village. I am NOT fucking anybody. Oh, I don't know how to dress. Yeah, you know how to undress women. And then you fuck them. Seer, wake up. In masks, too. Who would you like to check, Seer? Yes. Hell's bells.
Starting point is 03:24:16 Yes. Oh, you're not on birth control? I accidentally filled you. And then you ask for their address to door dash fucking plan B to their apartment You may now go back to sleep it wake up wake up wake up and be that who's waking up everybody wake up everybody wake up All right max is out so we just go max out yeah What happened to you? Talk to us talk to us Connor Connor. you guys want to kill I don't know
Starting point is 03:24:53 Who's that I died oh Yeah, I'm sorry for so long ago. I forgot about the party. It was fucking Hank So Hanks dead Why do you say my daddy Max in. I feel like he's he's innocent. Where's Max. Kyle every time. Get out. Yeah. Kyle every time you act guilty you get real teal. I can't help but to get up but to notice. There you go. I feel like we got to keep Max in. Anyone see anything. See who's the seer. I slept all night. I'll keep it close. Yeah. Keep it close. I don't know what that means. I think the guy who left should also be out. Where is Max Max.
Starting point is 03:25:40 I think I went to puke in the middle of the night decent grass you think max be a werewolf and leave yeah Do it what were you my friend? Do it were you a villager? I'm gonna kill do it I was I actually was All right, let's kill do it Danny. Why are you saying we should take max out were you the seer take max? Were you the seer Danny? He left I think you should take my any. What are you? That's bad. Is Hank said do I do if I'm the see you may want to take him out cuz he generates a lot of power
Starting point is 03:26:16 What one guy hasn't really say anything is Dana beers. Oh Oh What is the werewolf would say sounds like some aware, what did your card say Dana I think we've Were you a villager Dana? Oh, so we're all let's make one move. Yeah, Dana. What are you? Yeah, why don't you say? No, but whoa Dana easy easy. You know what what Danny cuz everyone has a job. No, no Oh Danny easy easy easy. What what Danny because everyone has a job. No no. I'm a fucking villager boy. Everyone has a job. Where did Hanko. Villagers like God died. Thanks. Thanks. I vote vote George. I'm a time. Where's Mac. All right. Voting do it. Wait a minute. Does George have a picture Of Tommy pickles drinking a pint of beer on his thigh
Starting point is 03:27:08 You're the tattoo of Tommy pickles. That is Tom. That's my only one Why do you have TP on your thigh max? Are you playing the game? Oh, no. Get a Max. Even that might answer. Get a Max. What do you got, Max? Yeah. Yeah, I'm playing the game. Why'd you leave?
Starting point is 03:27:30 I got to fucking piss. I'll say it one more time. I think you should take Max out. But why are you saying that? Why is Danny trying to kill you? All right, Danny. I don't know about Danny now. Take me out on Danny again.
Starting point is 03:27:41 Hey. Danny, I'm like, trust me for one more round, and then we'll take it for why Danny why should we trust you saw a couple things are you this year max and what was max why do you think I want him Danny say you were the seer dumb say you might mean that you're a werewolf Oh, you just keep answering it Connor Yeah, I might have talked about things last night and I saw some bad things in Max's fork So it seems like the vote now is well any or max I'm with you
Starting point is 03:28:17 Or George hey, honestly are you werewolf? What's going on? What's going on there? He just casually Let's put it to a vote all hands in favor we're gonna go man favor coach All hands in favor I'm absolutely in favor. I'll trust I'm in favor of Max. Yeah, I'm werewolf all right I'll see you guys tomorrow. See you max okay Thanks for your werewolf. Yeah, I was a werewolf
Starting point is 03:28:54 All right everybody Everybody go back to sleep nighttime in the village. This is crazy at nighttime Connor griffin's really fucking a chick I'm not doing that right now. I'm running a fucking game. It's typically every night for Connor Nighttime in the village this is crazy at nighttime Connor Griffin's really fucking a chick Typically every night for Connor Grimm's fucking you're running game. They're stunning. I'd love to see that close your eyes Do it close your eyes Werewolves, wake up. Who do you want to kill?
Starting point is 03:29:26 Connor, you left your brick watch at my apartment. Come pick it back up. No, keep it. A brick's heart is a rock. All right. You may now go back to sleep. Doctor, wake up. Who would you like to save?
Starting point is 03:29:39 Connor, you told me you loved me. Did you mean that? You may now go back to sleep. So, anyways, I found a folder in my parents closet. I'm talking Deutsch. I love this. When I was in third grade. What did you find, Ronnie?
Starting point is 03:29:56 I love this. Have you seen an accordion file folder? Sure have, but what did you see, Ronnie? My parents thought I was retarded. Your parents thought were yeah why would they ever think that ever I was I was definitely very slow see her see your way it was definitely like a better class of kid how filled how how filled was the retard folder it was a accordion folder was it like really filled up. Do they have?
Starting point is 03:30:27 Yeah, it was a hundred percent and now Anytime they give me any Sorry, I talk in my sleep anytime they give me any shit daughter. We wake it up wake up wake up wake up God we've been asleep for ages About his portfolio that he found in fucking fourth grade. I don't know what to do Okay, you can't get in trouble if you get a find a folder that says you're yeah, you guys can't ground me. I'm retarded I'm going Me I'm 30 I'm retarded and you have tons of facts to back it up and I'm fine
Starting point is 03:31:03 You got I'm finding my way to the schools It's morning And unfortunately this game is gonna go a little bit longer nobody was killed what somebody saved somebody no Hang on Connor did somebody get saved I? Were either confirmed nor denied I Understand I make another back or in sherbert I either confirm nor deny Make another bad sure but no, that's good chance. We got rid of all the werewolves already I think it was suspicious that Danny didn't say anything to land. Why are you going at me, dude? Good God your parents accordion folder must have been
Starting point is 03:31:41 Yeah, what are you going? I don't send me home What's going on? Yeah, what are you going? Why don't send me home? Where's Brandon Kyle's good? I have nothing else to do last night. It's not me Eight beers look at Danny Kyle's good. I believe he's right. It's definitely Dana Dana is definitely wait a minute I'm not fucking a werewolf. If I saw a werewolf, I would say it out loud He picking out Dana is like all be like it's got to be pft. I think we get rid of Dana and I'll check out So hard right now Dana just said I ate beers So bad Fine
Starting point is 03:32:30 What are we voting out if you're a werewolf? Your werewolf just hanging I want to have not a werewolf Yeah, I think I think it's best it's comment or you just say it Steve Steve Are you saying how we won't kill you? I promise you. It's not me or you just say it Steve Steve. Are you say now? We won't kill you. I promise you It's not me promise you I swear You're on my little dick. It's not me. I Saw my rock shoot between the two of you what rock paper? She's I agree that wait no wait I need a vow if you if you were lying to us you have the button
Starting point is 03:33:01 I will butt chug right now Dick on camera I Will put my camera Will you show your penis? Oh goodness Oh goodness What else you want your tart, I don't know your cranberry bogs I don't think I don't think it's Dana
Starting point is 03:33:39 Let's use our heads for one motherfucking Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Are you looking max cam? I will I will You're so new to Put my balls on that camera if I'm a fuck I've done that my first day. It's not Dana. It's not It's not Dana. So it's you who it might be Steve. It might be could it be Stephen? Danny's a seer. Is it? Milkshake if it's me, it's not Dana Hey, I think it's PFT big after the game's over. I will drink On my life, I trust I will try a
Starting point is 03:34:50 Milkshake after the game Dana tie combos leave day on my life on everything I Gold you piece of shit All right, that's a good way of doing it Connor What's next? Wait yeah, can we get to max again Connor Right now will will you go tackle him right now, that's great opportunity Big cat these go jump on a will and say fucking even the Dan people a damn. Yeah, I might have to All right, we gotta make a vote. All right, I'm going pft. I Don't but it's not pft. If it's not pft. It's one of these two
Starting point is 03:35:44 Pft who do you think my initial thought was Danny cuz he didn't talk at all. It's not Dana I'm just a way then I saw a day that I saw will have his back out of nowhere So let's remind if we don't get pft this time. I'm chit the Sears gonna check. Let's do I'm gonna follow the seat believe Danny What are we voting I'm saying pft Fuck I will be To the ring Pft Dana or will? Okay. All hands in favor of voting out. I will use. Can we use the timeout? Connor, we get one timeout. We get a timeout. I need 30. Take a fucking timeout. What I will, I will listen to PFT this time. Cause I know that he knows
Starting point is 03:36:39 I'll check him next time. Yes, I will see you this time. So I'm saying, it's definitely not me. I'm a common dude. No, I mean you can take me out, but it's not gonna help you guys voting Che that if Danny dies next round, I'm gonna put a bullet in your temple. We're keeping you guys got a lot of shit over there that's going on. I'm trying to sift it out. I just looked at you, which is why you're accusing me. Did Max the max say? He was a werewolf a mark? No, we'll keep her angle he doesn't he doesn't know what he's playing might be lying and he's confused You about you I vote myself I'll vote myself. I'll do rocks. Here's your shit. Oh, all right We do the vote Connor can I ask you one question sure when you go out these women are you planning on fucking them?
Starting point is 03:37:40 Just something that happens. What's the vote? Or all hands in favor I'm not gonna help you guys cause Che it's a mistake in your case you're not even at the vote right now thank you Dana all hands a favor voting out Dana it's not Dana favor of voting out pft Tommy promise pft who else is an option all hands in favor voting out will Oh, sorry hey Connor che too if I'm voting All right, how many werewolves are left Connor? 50 more you know I love you. I can't do that everybody go to sleep. No you didn't Pft. Just got voted out correct yes fine mark on me right are you gonna check on me hey check on me for this here keep
Starting point is 03:38:32 your eyes people goodbye check on me okay werewolves wake up who would you like to kill? You're pointing at two different people. Yeah, you got to give me something. OK, you may now go back to sleep. Live nudes on Tuesdays? Just pick. Doctor, you may now wake up. Who would you like to save?
Starting point is 03:39:12 Dad, you save your fucking self, man. Okay. You may now go back to sleep. Seer, you may now wake up. Who is, or who would you like to check? You may now go back to sleep. Deutsch never went to sleep, but everybody else could wake up. Yeah, Deutsch ain't asleep. Deutsch ain't asleep.
Starting point is 03:39:43 Deutsch, what'd you say? Deutsch ain't asleep. Yeah, do it. George George George George George George George George is out. George is out. Get out of here. George George get out of here. George George George George. He has not blinked once. That's that's damn near concerning So do it is out unfortunately he's not the only person leaving the village mark Titus you wow that's not possible That's not how you were slayed try getting caught death
Starting point is 03:40:21 In the middle of night Connor I'm sorry. That's what happens going Who is this? No one. Someone's playing a smart game. Trying to leave? Yeah. See anything, Steven? See what you see. Thanks out the game, right? See ya, Steven. Oh. Yeah, let's shoot Steve. No, yeah. Steve's out. Yeah, let's go see you, Steven. I'm not gonna give him too much help. Peace out. Sure, sure. Yeah. Damn right you're not. Take me out. See you. See you. For the village. Go village. Sure sure yeah damn right yeah You're for the village go village yeah, you think you're
Starting point is 03:40:58 Gonna help your cause it's not gonna help it's here. Saw you you're out. Yeah, who's the seer you've been seen Danny Danny saw you Should we go him right now positive we. We should. Are you the seer? For now. Danny's been on it. He could be fucking with us. Danny, you're the seer. Fine. You'll find out after this.
Starting point is 03:41:12 No, I said Danny's been on it. Yeah, no, I believe him. But wait, is Danny pulling a fast one on us? I mean, he makes me think you're the... So Max admitted to being a werewolf when he was... Okay, there's only two werewolves. We don't know there's three total Okay, you don't know Roughly any feathers I heard will Compton's arms move
Starting point is 03:41:42 The guy that accused me Oh shit. Oh my fucking God. I love him. The guy that accused me? Yeah, maybe he's just saying something. And I love this man. He's definitely saying something. I know you've heard his arm.
Starting point is 03:41:48 I love this man. Yeah. Connor. I heard his arm's moving. Connor, can we get a quick clarification? Please, no, Willie. I'm not even fucking around. What's the clarification?
Starting point is 03:41:55 When you walk in the office and you put your two fingers under my nose and tell me to smell last night's crud, what do you mean by that? All right, we're putting Will and Shay to a vote. Oh my God. Will and Shay. Is it you, Willie will and Shay is it you Willie on the all hands in favor
Starting point is 03:42:11 Is it you Jay? I'm with Danny Voting out will beware of Willie beware of Willie did cats off And help yourself be where we're Hank is not in the game Everybody can go to sleep. This isn't good. I was hoping I'd be game over Werewolves you may now wake up who would you like to kill? You may now go back to sleep doctor you may now wake up who would you like to save you may now go back to sleep
Starting point is 03:42:58 seer you may now wake up who would you like to check you may now go back to sleep all right wakey wakey eggs and bakey morning good morning how's it going guys any bad news Connor terrible news actually oh no Caillou Danny Conrad Beat to a pulp that makes perfect sense and killed in the middle of the night that makes sense Yeah, that's only for you pity was obviously telling the truth right? I know that's bad for us Yeah, he was for sure this year He let it be known early, but that was good. Did he let it be known because we needed that
Starting point is 03:43:45 Okay, so if we if we believe in Danny, which I believe I do he got two of them Yeah, so we have one left Hank what do you think? Thanks? Hey, I can see Hank doing this as a distraction Hank would know what to do Hank. Hey kids in the game Is he no? Oh, he's not that's confusing okay Dana yeah did you hear will move his arms well now he pulled booze ponies on me and now I don't know I'm rattled Dana you're for sure a village I'm not a snitch I'm not snitch but that's what this game is about. I'm a snitch he moved again
Starting point is 03:44:29 Where's a Dana fucking with us? I'm too good. I have that capacity I promise you guys if Dana pulls a fast one on me. I kill myself. Yeah Hey took off half Looks very crazy I'm just trying to get my phone out of that. Get back out of here. All right, Max. I'm just trying to get my phone out of that seat. You just didn't hear who the werewolf is, huh? You know who it is. Oh, man.
Starting point is 03:45:12 I literally have no idea. Max, hey, can I get one of those Lucy's? Hey, Max. You see my phone? Me too. Max. Mm-hmm? Thank you.
Starting point is 03:45:21 Is he your boy? Wow. Why did we get that? If you're going to ask me who the werewolf is I have zero information is he your boy. I'm not All right, no, well, I gotta lean you unless oh fuck. Yeah, Marissa's got my foot. What are you a village? All right, good luck. All right, Max. All right, KB. Why me? I'm leaving Be safe Not well, no, I would have fucked him you and that's all I have
Starting point is 03:45:48 Dana mentioned me but I lose you did hold booze ponies on them you pull booze ponies but seems like a desk it seems like a desperate measure you pull booze ponies wait can I get a 32nd yeah I got a present for KB oh Oh yeah. All right. Let's do it. Okay. I won't vote. Oh yeah. I guess now's the perfect time. Right in the middle of the game. Oh my god. This can be his favorite center. Wow. Oh my god. Why the go Kevin. Why the best center in New York. Just history. Don't say that. Right now. No. to bend down in metal You're right next to a center Yeah, you didn't have to say all didn't have to say all that you could have accepted the gift with grace Teal dude
Starting point is 03:46:53 Nick for the maybe the lesson for like, you know hypothetically myself who the fuck All right, we're back to back When you transition oh six six when he was drafted it's a callback. I'm being honest. I know One a one a all right being back to the game We're back. Who do we want to put a vote first of all that was beautiful? Bye Max Max be safe Great job Did a great job tonight. Max, you're going to play again? That's how your night went. My night was pretty good. Especially because Wil Konga was scared of my ass.
Starting point is 03:47:27 Get out of here, Max. See you, Max. I'm leaving. Max, you're going to play again. No. No, my girlfriend's going to pick me. There's no chance of me playing. Your girlfriend will play.
Starting point is 03:47:35 We'll play one more. She's got a dog. She's so mad at me, too. You got a girlfriend? I hope your lift lets you in the car. Dang, it looks sick. Did she not understand them? Yeah.
Starting point is 03:47:44 Max, did she not understand She was happening. I don't know. I think listen. I don't know. I think I'm gonna shoot will Compton I think I want to vote for will Compton. I've a why Cues right now Before I leave I would one will come then over I know that oh, I was the werewolf for okay Say it again Hank I know that oh I was the werewolf for sure again Hank. I Will call it over. I know that I Fucking put will come Nick Nick Nick why I think you just keep on trying to change the subject all right
Starting point is 03:48:12 What subject see exactly you? Hey Who wanted Dan Ft Ft? Fuck even though I thought I love you. Great job. Danny was clearly the seer. I am. We got the seer game already told us he's a villager. Danny's Danny was the seer. Danny got rid of Che. We got rid of Max. There's one where there's one where so it's either Dana or it's either will Dana or Will we're putting into it? Okay, it's not
Starting point is 03:49:03 The only thing that fucked me. I didn't like you doing outside of game stuff. That was the only thing He put a lot of pressure on but like well, what if he's pulling a fast one on you You put booze ponies on him. Would you be willing to vote him out? Because Dana is new to this game. He was ready to pull out he was like, can I show you my card? Like you think I have that in my bag you think I have that my that's why I thought like, okay He's not aware. He already said I'm mad. Oh, I got che all right We're doing we're doing will or Dana no no we're not no we're not Connor well I think we've been going for five minutes. You've been the only one accused. I love you Will or Dana all hands in favor no no no no no no no we're not going well or Dana now
Starting point is 03:49:46 I'm goofed because Nick and big cat are good enough players to be the werewolves right now Kyle You're not gonna kill me in your new jersey And I fucking don't know No, we have to vote somebody I'm fine with not voting. I'm thinking Nick or I'm thinking big. I'm fine with not coming from that tells you I'm not a fucking I don't give a fuck. I know we don't think we know them. We got to play it out. No, I think I think. Oh, Daniel, I think that's crazy. I love it. Oh, we shouldn't be one out if we don't think we know. We definitely should vote somebody
Starting point is 03:50:24 out because we have the majority. If we vote somebody out, it doesn't be without if we don't think we know definitely should vote somebody out because we have the majority if we vote Somebody out it doesn't happen. Oh Not voting anyone out Kyle What I'm saying is these guys can't decide all right Anybody that I said that if I'm up with anyone let's not vote anyone, but you guys can't fucking come up with anyone Yeah, we gotta go to sleep. We gotta go to sleep. No, no, we have to this is all this crazy We have we have to you got you guys can't think of anything. So we're going to sleep Nick Mangold. Are you?
Starting point is 03:50:58 Following it doesn't help the where everybody everybody go to sleep Your car says village Everybody everybody go to sleep, but will start if your car says village I'm sleep. I'm everybody go to sleep. This is Connor. Yeah, you know it's okay. It's time Is it this is actually going better than I thought it would is it midnight yet? Um 1018 okay werewolves wake up? Who would you like to kill? You may now go back to sleep. Doctor, you may now wake up. Who would you like to shave?
Starting point is 03:51:34 Shave? Save? It's late in the night. I'm tired. Okay. You may now go back to sleep. Seer, you may now wake up. Who would you like to check? You may now go back to sleep. Alright, everybody can wake up. Everybody look and see how cool Hank is fucking looking right now.
Starting point is 03:52:01 Yeah, he looks cool. And I'm saying that to distract you from the fact that will Compton was killed in the middle of the night that's pretty shocking to me I fucked up by saying we shouldn't vote for anyone obviously I'm the last werewolf why'd you why did he wins no I didn't win. If he, I mean, if there was a last werewolf, they would. It's three werewolves. It's three villagers left, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 03:52:30 So if Will was the werewolf, we'd be done. He can't kill himself. Right? Well, Will was killed, right? Will was killed. So I think we have two werewolves out, Max and Stephen Che. So I think I think we have two werewolves out max and she a Will can't kill himself so he wasn't a were right correct is it Dana kill himself or is it man gold or is it?
Starting point is 03:52:56 Nick that's crazy Why'd you say you're the I'm done with this game. I want to go home and go to sleep. We have to wear over the villager, but I want to go home. All right. Let's go. Dana.
Starting point is 03:53:12 What the fuck? All right. I told you I'll put my dick on. I will put my dick on camera volunteer to do that. Anyway, we kill Nick. We have to be. Hey, or my own eyes. Fine. I want to go. Let's kill big cat. We we have to be a My own eyes fine, I want to go let's kill big cat we'll all do respect Oh Nick's the werewolf with all Nick has been kind of running this game. Yeah. Yeah somebody has to
Starting point is 03:53:37 Okay, well's out so Dana what do you yeah, we gotta go Will are you okay? Are they still in it? No not Hank. Hank's just around. Yeah. Well this is Mango's first time playing. I don't. I wouldn't be shocked if Mango knows how to play this game. I mean it could be him. I think it's Nick but not me me Your boy Nikki is awfully talkative Somebody has to be dead air. Yeah, we have to go one of these two. I'm a villager. I just want to go home All right, it's Nick finish the game. Let's get rid of that. All right, you're over Nick. Sorry Nick
Starting point is 03:54:21 Bank all hands in favor of voting out Dana All right, you're not in the game. You're out. It's over. It's not in the game. Is it over? It's over. Do we have how many werewolves?
Starting point is 03:54:32 Werewolves are left. Ladies and gentlemen, you may now go back to sleep. Oh Lord. No, it's over. Jesus Christ. It's over. It's KB. Connor?
Starting point is 03:54:43 It's KB. It's plot on. Connor, the werewolves equal the amount of villagers left. It's over. Werewolves, wake up. Okay, I guess we're still playing. Oh, fuck. I messed up. Who would you like to kill?
Starting point is 03:55:02 All right, you may now go back to sleep. Doctor, you may now wake up. Still playing. Who would you like to save? Still playing this game, I see. Alright, you may now go back to sleep. Give me a beer. Can I get a beer? Seer, you may now wake up.
Starting point is 03:55:21 Who would you like to check all right you could go back to sleep folks it's morning time in the village you can wake up the Sun is risen the Sun is yellow Nick Mangold's entire fit is yellow. But unfortunately, it's got some red on it now. He's got blood all over him, savagely killed by the werewolves in the middle of the night. Dana, we've got played. Fuck you, KB. That's insane.
Starting point is 03:55:53 We got played. Fuck you. I don't know what's happening. We got played by him. The game's over. He got us, Nick, out. Game's over. He led that.
Starting point is 03:56:01 Yep. He's the fucking werewolf. He played us. So do we lose? We know. We have to vote him out and then we win. They know we KB. Yes. We got it. Oh, so it's up to me. Yeah, you got to go. It's up to you. He fucking got us. He led the charge on Nick. They're out. We're fucked. I would go big. I'm not going to. I don't want to cheat. I was going to ask him for a. Oh, I was going to say we have to get. I was gonna ask him for allows us. We have to get Got Nick out. It's up to you. I'm in the final two no matter what. Yeah
Starting point is 03:56:35 You gotta get me vote if we vote if we don't vote for KB got lose You're out. Yeah, if you vote You look obviously wasn't he was obviously a villager. Yeah, he's never played before no he fucking got us He got Nick out Nick was clearly a villager He's up to you Dana. I know it is I don't know what's going on big cat It's it's fucking KB fucking led that charge and goddess. I'm gonna Cast a vote yeah What before you do this
Starting point is 03:57:12 Dana you fucked up He quite literally said words I am a werewolf Because the game's over when it's down to- To be fair, I don't know what's going on. I literally said I'm the werewolf. I know. I'm out, because I fucked up when I said- I know who's out, so I'm the werewolf.
Starting point is 03:57:33 Who was the- I said I fucked enough. It was a snap decision. I did fuck up when I was like, let's not vote. And you guys were like, wait, you're the werewolf. Who was the other two? It was Max and Shay. You weren't?
Starting point is 03:57:44 All right. Oh, fuck. I'm sorry You're making a lot of noise Look at all that cake like that you won double like said I was a werewolf Yeah, cuz I thought you guys had me Wow Folks that was a pleasure that I hated every second of that but it was a pleasure Yeah, I fucked up cuz I knew I fucked up when I said let's not vote maybe what guys got me good You're like, oh, you must be the werewolf Gator has big knees and all the photos
Starting point is 03:58:37 Smarting me. I knew that if I left mangled in they would have done the mawai tree, you know duo You guys would have been like, oh, we're both Jets fans and then they would have done the Mawai treat, you know, duo. You guys would have been like, oh, we're both Jets fans. And then you would have voted me out. I had to give dumb dumb. There was zero part of me that I respected you too much. I knew you would you would get. Why? Because you guys would have teamed up. Oh, no, I just know what I was doing.
Starting point is 03:59:02 All right. Hey, well, sit down. We're in the show. Oh, yes. Now get sappy. I would like to get something. Yeah, please get that because I saw some tears. I genuinely love Will. I think he's insanely insanely talented. The max thing aside because he didn't he puts it on my max but that aside
Starting point is 03:59:27 the guy's the man and brother for life And you always have a spot in the back whenever you want to come back and visit. That's fact. Oh really? Yes You call me up and you're like, hey, I'm gonna come up to Chicago for a day and come on the act Done do that fires me up done. Hey, I tore down that bathroom for you Can I talk about will for a second? Yeah, we were in Nashville shooting a video without bar still outdoors And we stayed one extra day and we were like fuck we have to record the podcast and we have a pot Kyle and I have a podcast that has like upwards of double-digit listeners and
Starting point is 04:00:01 You're being we we had called when we're we were like hey can we use your podcast equipment and he said yeah of course and then he let us in the place he was like do you mind if I hop on a thing he doesn't need to do and it would only hurt him and he brought donuts it was our first six figure podcast listen and you were in there and uh it was it was fantastic and you didn't have to do any of that and you did it yeah will has always made me feel very special. Yep. Yep. He's the best at making you feel good and he's Hysterically funny entertaining and he will be very successful Yeah, he's one of those guys that if your friends will you feel like you're his best friend until you find out that he did a dinner with Whitney and Ransus and Ronan and Biz. But until that point, you think you're
Starting point is 04:00:47 that's big. That's big. Yeah. Did I love you guys so much? I really do more, dude. I love you guys so much. I mean, when you're I mean, Nick can even talk about this, too. But when you're transitioning out of football, you know, talk to me when you're transitioning out of. out of football. Yep. Talk to me when you're transitioning out of football. It is one of those things like what are you going to do next because you ride so close to the sun and it's it's one of
Starting point is 04:01:14 those highs that you're like, you know, where am I going to get out of this next and you guys are that you guys are a part of hard times too. Like I know I've messaged with KB, and all you guys messaged me too, but when I lost my mom, like it was really cool that you guys kinda rallied around me. And it means a lot.
Starting point is 04:01:32 It is very bittersweet. I love you guys so much. It's one of those things where it's like, you know, I was texting with Big Cat. It's like leaving Nebraska, leaving all these places. Like to me, it's like I'm a Stooley for life and I do kind of grab myself because I mentioned my mom and that is a very close thing to me And you guys were like I love you guys. Yeah, I appreciate you guys and You never know what the future holds yeah family for life and like I said
Starting point is 04:02:03 You always got a spot here You always got a spot here. You always got a spot with us on this show because you've been part of this show every Thursday when you come. I'm going to miss that a lot. I hope one day you just call me up and you're like, I'm coming up on Thursday. Do that. Just do that just once for us. That fire. That's anytime in the next three years. Just be like, I'm coming up for Thursday. That truly fires me up because there are times where I'm laying there, I'm like, man, I hope it's one of those places where it's like, hey, I landed in Chicago.
Starting point is 04:02:29 Yeah. You mind if I come? Yes, yes. That would make me so, so happy. So. And if I had your penis, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 04:02:38 To think of all you've done, to like, you get out of bed in the morning. By the way, Chase look at me like right now I don't even think he knows that wills leaving. Oh yeah. We just had to break it to a bad news. Okay. Remember you got a fucking trial with the Panthers and you just tweeted it out and then they canceled it. Wow. Beautiful. Well we love you. Jay text me like hey I don't Wow, beautiful Jay texted me was like hey, I don't know if you should be tweeting about your workout. Yeah, I think they pulled the workout from you Perfect way to end will we love you. Thank you. Thank you to Nick mingle. Thank you to Dana for coming here Thank you to do it wherever the fuck he is. We drink torches vomit tonight
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