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Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. There's a new pet.
Che che che chea.
Chea events makes a great gift for everyone.
And what's that?
Go down south with Brandon's.
Brandon, does pussy taste like pumpkin pie?
I said I don't want to answer no damn question like that.
I never had no pumpkin pie.
Kick it!
Everything feels right.
Out of the closet.
Let's show you some PC.
Out of the closet. Let your juice up, bc.
Out of the closet.
I can't rave enough about this product, but...
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I'm a too awesome CD.
Look at me fat, dumb, didn't even know it.
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Connor Griffin.
Hello.
Case Race 7.
Case Race 7.
Welcome, everybody.
This is Case Race 7, the Battle Royale.
We'll get into the rules right now.
It'll be much more transparent once we get up and going.
But essentially, all competitors will start in this studio.
We have four teams of three, each team
being led by a birthday boy. And they'll be scattered all around. We'll have team of three, each team being led by a birthday boy and they'll be scattered all around.
We'll have team number one here, team two here, team three.
You get the point. The birthday boys. The birthday boys. Big Cat. Correct. PFT. Correct. Che. Correct. KB.
You also got that one. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Okay. So four birthday boys, four birthday boys,
four teams of three, and the objective of the race is for each team to survive the
storm as long as possible. So a 15-minute timer will be set to start the race and
each team will have to drink at least 10 beers in that 15-minute timer. They can
go over that 10 beer limit but it'll add to their total score but the point is
you just have to get to 10. You survived the storm. If you don't get to 10 then
you are eliminated and your entire team has to exit the studio
and they'll go to the cave.
But after that first 15 minute timer,
we will then have an alarm and the parameters
for the next cycle will be set.
A wheel will spin to decide how many beers need
to be drank in the next 20 minutes.
So if the wheel hits 10, then each team's total
to survive the next storm will increase by 10 to a total of 20.
So we're getting progressively harder and harder. Pause 20
minute storm cycles will repeat into one team is left standing
and they will be the winners and TJ is kind of the guardian of
that. If he sees that it's dragging on a little bit, he has
the leeway to speed it up a little bit. There he is. There's
TJ. And of course, Brandon is the referee. Yes, he has final
say. Right. He's very scared of these balloons,
but he will call a fair game.
I don't know why the balloons are here.
I will call a fair game unless something happens.
I don't know.
Deutsch alert.
The Deutsch alert.
Last week.
Every case race from now on has a Deutsch alert.
Correct.
What is the Deutsch alert?
The Deutsch alert is if a team is in last place
and they are really struggling, they can activate their Deutsch alert? The Deutsch alert is if a team is in last place and they are really struggling,
they can activate their Deutsch alert.
So this will release one Ronnie Deutsch,
who is a drinking phenom.
He has a throat of a drain.
He will come to the studio, drink for the team.
That's not, that's a drain of a throat?
Throat of a drain, drain of a throat.
You get my point.
His first alert will last for 60 seconds.
So the last place team, they can use them for 60 seconds.
He could drink as much beer as possible in that minute. The second alert, second time he's used, that'll only last for 60 seconds. So the last place team, they can use him for 60 seconds. He could drink as much beer as possible in that minute.
The second alert, second time he's used,
that'll only last for 45.
The third alert will go for 30 seconds,
gets less and less as time goes on.
And each team can only use their Deutsch once.
So Brandon, with that being said,
do you have any other rules that you wanna tack on here?
You're the man in the stripes.
I have no more rules.
I will be adhering any rules I deem necessary throughout the night.
Last time I was viciously attacked by Dana Beers. I was attacked by Wonton Dunn. I was
attacked. I was mocked. I was thrown up on. I was hit. So I would anticipate all those
things happening tonight as well.
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Are we ready?
I'm so ready.
We're ready to get into Case Race 7, the Battle Royale.
First off for team number one, it is a team of firsts. Very fitting that it's team number one.
First timer, Nick Mangold. First timer, Danny Conrad, led by captain KB No Swag. And here they come.
So they'll explain their costumes in a minute.
I don't fully get all these references, but then again I'm a youngster.
KB, Danny Conrad, Nick Mangold walking into the studio.
Boys.
Have a seat.
Yeah, Brandon's scared of these balloons.
They'll be sitting in the corner.
Tell Danny to sit next to Danny Danny Danny over we're
already off the rails in the corner there's a there's a rolling chair
behind for Danny in between them rolling chair behind for Danny. In between them.
Rolling chair behind for Danny.
There we go.
Yeah, I think that's where you guys...
Okay, cool. You guys are good.
Brandon is on the floor.
Alright, so that is team number one.
We all good, Brandon.
Okay. Team number two next up.
Led by Captain PFT Commenter. it's Dana Beers and Hank. Keep your mouth shut when it comes to my kicks, alright? Don't do respect.
You got no fucking idea what it's like to be number one. the
here they go
so Hank the the last minute edition because Kate had to
had to miss out on case race seven and he's back in his traditional
Darth Maul get up that's somehow Sopranos
You boys are over here where Brandon sitting right now
Hey, there's a rolling chair behind you. He's Molly Walnuts Molly Walnuts. Hey
Use the force?
Don't I don't eat pussy
Stop saying I eat pussy. Yeah, I don't whistle through the wheat field
All right, that was quite an entrance we'll move on to team number three
It is the MVP of the last case race Mark Titus
newcomer Max Delente, led by captain, the birthday boy, Stephen Che. I love your cancer cancer beer Live, mask, do and live
Taste my hoagie, my foot, long be light
See the change
I wanna go down on my fear all night
Me and Link is still the morning light
No more food, oh it's in my eyes
Shimmering bright like the stars in midnight skies
It's a scene
Crack your bullet holes up
Raging high with the band
Cheers!
Tonight we're feeling wild
With the crew in our hands
Woo!
I love you, can't you can't you love me? You guys are right there looks like kiss has entered case race 7
Have a seat have a seat
We sweet should we like yell or something as you can if you want
How we doing boys doing all right? I'll say this Connor. I want to rock and roll all night, okay?
Fair enough that their song I think so the party every day. Yeah doing all right. I'll say this Connor. I want to rock and roll all night, okay Fair enough that their song. I think so the party every day. Yeah, all right
Welcome. I'm just focused on drinking beers. Here we go and last see the tongue. This is the worst part of the case
Just like the awkward questions like like a player whose coach told him like no bullets in board
Yeah, exactly your drink beers control what I can control. I also just want to get in front of this
This costume just doesn't cover my nipples. So they're just gonna be all right
Well pretty hard to move on from that, but we will next up
Last but not least it is team number four
Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Will Compton Nick Taraneyaney, led by Captain Birthday Boy, Big Cap.
Oh no.
What's he doing?
What is he doing?
He's taking his time.
He might have hurt himself.
What is that?
What is that?
Don't do that!
Don't do that!
It's the More Cowbell, the Mississippi State Contest.
I thought there was a lot of people here.
What happened on Periscope?
All right, boys, Brandon Walker,
we're man-taking first man-taking trip here. What happened on Paracel? All right, boys, Brandon Walker, we're man-ticking first man-ticking shirt here.
All right, pressure.
This is an uncut sheet of cards,
a Raphael Palmeiro bobblehead.
Happy birthday, Candace, I hope this year.
Yeah, Candace, big fit in your mouth, mother fucker.
Brandon, this pussy tastes like pumpkin pie.
Excuse me.
I'm the man.
The bobble you lose.
Oh, I said I wouldn't answer no damn question like that. I ain't never had no pumpkin pie.
Kick it!
Oh my god. He's got the arm locked down.
What's wrong boy?
Now Dan, do we need this many balloons? What?
Balloons?
What are we doing?
You're all twisted.
You're all twisted.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Hey, Brandon.
All right.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome to the Case Race 7.
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Is that
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How's everyone doing? A lot of nervous tension. Yeah. Why is it? No one's talking. No one's
talking. No one's very awkward. I just want to drink beers. Yeah. I want to drink beers
too. I also feel so fat. I'm trying to look at myself in there
and see how fat the people think I look. All right, so thank you to special guest Nick Mangold,
Will Compton, Dana Beers. This is gonna be fun. Brandon, did you do the rules? Connor did the rules did it Connor did it. Oh Connor did
What yes me Oh no. I did that one time. Oh no. I did that one time.
He'll be out for the rest of the show. All right, so make sure you, everyone remembers
to talk into the mics.
You can put on the headphones too if you forget.
Tommy threatened to cannibalize a boy at school.
All right, so everyone feel good?
Everyone ready to go?
Great.
Happy birthday to Che, PFT, KB.
You.
Me.
Happy birthday boys.
It's also this case race is about Max. I think we all can agree.
No, I've already spoken too much. I already thought about that. I said the fat thing too early.
Too many word count.
What do you mean by that? Black is slimmingming you're fine. I'm trying to drink beers. All right, did anyone drink yet?
Yeah, I drank a lot and I took too many beta blockers
I drank 18 beers last night
I thought I went into the show MOOC show to warm up and lube up and I couldn't stop wait
Why are you Tony Soprano with I don't know?
He's Tony Soprano, but then here somebody say that Che looks like a geisha and he was like I think that's not true
Somebody I didn't have a bald cap and then I found this but I already had this on before I found the ball
Wait what's your guys team name us yeah
Critical zigzag
Critical zigzag did you come up with that on the spot yeah?
Crucial intake of yellow okay,, okay all animated. We all have yellow
Who the fuck are you guys?
What do you mean no Brandon fucking Walker
Let's get some beers
I'm gonna forget to do it
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Everyone needs beers here. I think so. That was Shays fucking Brandon
So I'm a team get a beer Brandon
Brandon give me a beer
So you have to start with a chug? No, you don't have to start with you can if you want
Big cat you can tell the room this the scores are in front of the maresh Jacob and Luke Blutman are scoring. Okay
I'm not you must tell them when you finish a beer
All right, so when you finish a beer tell the tell the scorers table that you finished a beer
Thank you, and then you can get up and get your own beers or you can ask Jacob to get you a beer
You can ask Jacob to get you a beer
What are we stacking cups no, because are we reusing cups or we stacking cups, what are we doing stat stack them stack them?
Hey, I'll take two why don't you sit why don't you sit why all right hi boys here's to everyone here's a you want to start the timer wait where's the
timer top of the screen let's leave it all in the field leave it all in the
back give us a give us a room. I don't have anything.
Come on, give us one.
Come on, Will.
If we die, we die!
Hey!
Hey!
OK, cheers.
Start the timer.
Cheers, everyone.
Cheers.
And we're off.
Cheers, boys.
Let's fucking go.
Remember, you got to yak.
You got to talk.
Let's yak it up.
You got to talk.
How's everyone's day today?
So wait, when does this come out?
Have the Eagles already won the Super Bowl? No.
Stop talking to me.
Focus, Max.
Cody, can you clear the balloons out
in front of the screen so we can see it?
Dana, some people were saying before that you
don't drink beers anymore.
That's just not true.
They were saying that.
Also, people were saying that Titus
didn't actually drink 21.
It might have been 24.
Yeah.
People were saying that. The Titus carried that to him last time Oh, you might have been 24. Yeah
Were they calling their column Dana Zima
Yeah, okay max what were people calling you when you first came out in that costume
You mean by people you mean yourself. Oh, I didn't know was me when you said Hershey kiss
That's a good one
Nick actually did a roast of max on on Monday's part of my take no yeah Yeah, it was like it was like a what is it was it the roasts?
What do they call the roasts?
Gotta get cut off
Shut up well max isn't usually a much of a stand-up guy. Yeah You should know what a roast is. He's already got to get cut off. Holy shit. I gotta shut up.
Well, Max isn't usually much of a stand-up guy.
Yeah.
By the way, Nick Mangold has been
asking to be on a case race for two years.
I'm happy you're finally here.
This is a long time coming.
It really makes me happy to be here.
I'm happy to have me.
I feel excited and a little over-hyped. But obviously going to do my best. As Max said, I feel, uh, excited, uh, a little overhyped, but, uh, obviously
going to do my best and as Max said, just I'm here to drink beers.
Yeah.
Drink beers.
I'll do another beer.
Oh, you guys.
Danny.
One beer down one more, please.
See, this is, okay.
Brandon one deer beer down.
All right, boys.
Look at Dana beer is not Danny.
What are you supposed to be high school?
You time over there? I thought you came here to drink beer. One beer down. All right boys. Look at Dana beers. Danny. What are you supposed to be high school you?
You're the beer tweet guy you're literally the beer guy
Don't talk to me. I just came to drink beer and he's fucking
Dana is literally the beer guy
You have 18 beers last night
So then you should be done with I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan
Dream. Hey, Lane was to come here and drink beers and I see no drinking a beer is that he finished? Well, Dana got his days wrong. Does anyone have a miracle? We got one on the board Brandon, Brandon
Some Mexican stand. Yeah. All right. We're gonna stand off. All right. All right. All right settle down. All right
All right, we're gonna stand off all right all right settle down all right
Brandon if you bring another green as well
We're drinking no having a good time no marathon we first years little rain again. I'm actually standoff Yeah, I know we are also people can get up and get their own beers if they need to I have a I it's funny
I'm Jack Brandon, but we need Brandon giving us. Yeah, that means one of us is really I'd wait much
But we need branding given us that means one of us is really I'd wait much
By so it looks like the fucking naughty list you guys both
Were three I can't drink this I know I know
Yes, that's true. You can't not drink the beer drink the beer
I'm kind of with my brains trying to figure out what the strategy is team. Shea has
Are you fake drinking beer max?
We should have three right? Yeah, we have three
No, I know
The storms are coming. I have to drink this. I'm sorry Dana. Will you booth a beer for one? Yeah, okay
What we're in last switch. We're in the Lord. Do it. They can do that. We want
to. I thought it had to be the first thing. It's got to be
after the first.
This is making up the I'm on here. Time out, time out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Make a call make a call Catch complaining and you're not asking that's complaining. You're giving in I got George. No, I'm not remove George
Yes mustard sulfur that was that was never it's early
That wasn't in good nature of the game. What the fuck guys
You're trying to do each no first. No big. Yeah
That's why max was
You're a pussy Jackson and Michael Jordan. I always thought George had to come in after the do we got with that was always
That everyone knew that everyone knew what that you had to come in after the first thing
No, PFT has to be coming whatever. Yeah, you guys should stop playing a gentleman's game.
Honk.
All right, let's just go.
All right.
That's classic skeet.
Honk, honk.
I think, all right, so obviously we
did a bad job of explaining it.
Give me liquor.
Give me fireball.
TJ.
TJ.
I think Deutsch can't be called till the number gets decided.
A bag filled with cream corn.
Very high.
I made a block.
Brandon, when the first number. Yeah, but it should be after round one. gets decided. A back bag filled with cream corn. Very high on made of luck.
Brandon, when the first number...
After round one.
Yeah, but it should be after round one.
Get me liquor.
Let me know the number.
Let me know the number.
We need to know the number.
We posted on the rules.
I didn't know you were going to do that.
We're fucking smart, dude.
What, do you want us to be stupid?
You want us to be...
Kind of, yeah.
You want us to be...
You know?
That's...
That was not cool.
That was mean. Gentlemen's game. Brandon, give us the ruling. You know
Gentlemen's game Brandon give us the ruling when can doish be called after we get after the first storm after the number
The rules guys
No You guys are the same thing no We were gentleman's game seriously George didn't even get his jump his asteroid jump. Yeah
It's George gonna do that every time he might have a game
Team
You're fucking probably talking about God knows what we scripted our first
Hey Marky talking to my team KB has another one I just make it
Yeah Just want to talk like Brandon. Can we put on YouTube big? What we put a butt chug on YouTube
Hey, I don't know if I have a butt chug. Yeah. No, he said can we put a butt? Oh on YouTube cuz I don't know if I have a butch yeah no he said can we put a but oh on YouTube because I will do it okay yeah I mean here's what we'll do is
we'll do it and if we can't put on YouTube I'll just tweet it out all right
drive a hard bargain on a chest? YouTube tomorrow be like hey. Yeah we should negotiate.
Five beers worth for one butt chug.
Nah that's fine I'll do one.
That's a fair deal.
No then we're all gonna start butt chugging.
Yeah this is gonna be a butt chug show.
This whole thing is gonna be a disaster.
I can't not butt chug if Willie C is leaving me.
Right?
That's a great point. I have to butt chug for you leaving.
Yeah oh my god. We gotta bring this this up already. It's early in the show
It's the elephant you guys are gonna slow play it for Deutsch. No, I mean, I don't know what the rules are anymore. Yeah
He could be called after the first
numbers is spun
You guys not played fortnight
You guys not played for tonight's have to get to 10
Pub G when I guess I should have explained that the first 10 should have been so everyone gets in it You know this is so everyone gets in it right we want to get Deutsch in it no
No, but this is when everyone here should get in it so we can have Frank Danny. You're not on three yet
I am you guys are gonna see a team to be doing this finish your third
You guys are too good of a team to be doing this. Finish your third.
That's gonna have 31.
I am disappointed.
You play the Deutsch.
We have another one, four.
You guys are all mad you didn't win, Brandon.
We're also in first place.
We'll have balloons.
So, Jacob, after the first numbers call, we'll spot.
Yeah, whatever.
Can I get another one? We don't need Deutsch. We don't want Deutsch. After the first numbers call
Take that back
We're fine on our own We're never for tonight. When do you when do you traditionally employ deutsch and fortnight? We got six. I think we're at six
Brandon may have a green so deutsch is like the bullet is the gold scar
No, he's a blue shell
It's it. This is an eight. Well. Yeah, yeah, you're old
Whoa, dude, my birthday. What shows?
You were thinking bullet. I'm 32
Someone here knows the bullet the we Mario car. We only play we get to the limit
How much time we have we get? Oh shit limit
I got another one Brandon conversation flow what you're at the table
You gotta give looks like that a billion good plan
We're halfway there. Yeah That was a fast 15 minutes fuck wait how many I was oh I thought it was 10
No, we were 15 and we have six left six. We were slow playing
We weren't slow well, I heard you I saw you guys
Talking and we were in a circle talking we understood we were both. Yeah, I have a question. I have a question
For kiss what are you guys favorite kiss songs? I don't know. I don't know understruck
Is that one?
Sure.
Is that it?
That kid.
That kid.
All night.
You're gonna be here everyday.
So be all night long.
Yeah.
You do do.
Back in black.
That's a good beat.
Hey, Sparrow.
Yeah.
Mark, can you do a good Gene Simmons?
Ah.
Shyron.
That's kinda small.
That's a pretty good kiss.
That's a pretty good kiss.
There's a video of Ozzy Osbourne that me and my buddies watched.
I gotta stop.
No, no, no!
You were all listening!
How long have we been listening to him and his buddies watch?
Wouldn't it be so funny if none of us got to ten beers and there's just over
We had a nice like chat. Yeah
Can we hear about this video though? I need I
Honestly started saying I can't remember anything about it
wheels inside combo mode already
That wasn't even an intentional spill that's the most embarrassing part what's the funnest thing to say with Brendan Walker's voice
Don't try to tell you
Okay, yeah, that's another beer, please
The tongue like that that's like evolution cuz hey you have to have a three nine twenty five
Yeah, Chase should have been gene certain
We talked about it. Oh
You're a tongue guy, too. Yeah
We should have done do you say you tongue guy big time? Let's see and and lower lip look at will
I'm not a tongue guy
Rush can I get another one I were at seven I had another we got three and a half
Fuck boys my nipples are chafing in this thing. What if someone doesn't make it?
This early This is the longest appearance you've had on a case race so far my first one
Oh, yeah, I forgot you were there cuz you didn't talk. I didn't speak I
Would be I'm already full me too. I'm full too my bad the first one was good because it didn't have as many bubbles now
There's lots of I
Got a burp stuck boys
Take a breath you washed Caillou Danny. I was like I I hate that I finished Brandon here you finish three
There goes a show that would come on to you and you'd be like like this is a war show
Ttw baby is Kai's first beer first 20
So you were your kai you come to the mic will talk in the mic I had to talk to my team, okay? Yeah
Wait a minute.
This isn't-
Ty U, Arthur.
Arthur.
What are you guys whispering about over there?
You guys are.
So now you guys are playing strategy.
Big Barnes?
Yeah, this is-
Yeah, this is-
It's change of rules.
It's Big Mahomes over here.
Yeah, Big Mahomes.
Oh, shit.
Danny Trump?
I want Big Mahomes.
Why not Big Pat?
It was right there.
Danny Trump.
Well, I'm Tony O'Brown.
Come on, now. Do you have that in you in the next two months, and do you have that in you in the next two months? Oh, I know but Pat was ready to
It's big Rick Mahomes Well All right well
Well, that's where I'm a home's dad 50. I think that's what happened last night
I texture is like I might do Darth Maul costume. You're like I said like Darth Paulie walnuts you're like or
Bolly walnuts
You look good, I feel great. Hey, hey, go do you look my door dude?
Hikes head-ass You look good. I feel great. Hey, hey, right now to be honest, but I will switch to fireball
mysteriously
How does that work in the end of the rules, but does long count toward the beers you're refried bean for fun? I like that.
I mean-
A cholesterol blimp.
Alright.
Cheese eater of Chester County.
I mean the fact that you know exactly what county I'm from.
It makes perfect sense.
What's the man in the yellow hat do?
Green.
He owns a monkey. He's just- He's his best friend. But does he got like, does he got- What's the man in the yellow hat do green he's
But does he got like does he got
Skills of any sort
Normal guy
Three that's one more for mango for Wow this is for Jacob. I just finished three
We're at 10 wait Wait a minute. How full was this beer?
Can we get a check?
Is that yours?
Different cups.
Somebody's pouring heavy.
Will, I love that you're my teammate, but that went down my throat.
I love that you're my teammate, but that went down my throat
I think that was enough fart to where I think
That fart could have clogged a toilet. I got an Italian question. What is a pie zone like? what is was that stand? What is like friend just friend? Yeah, yeah
Is it is it is there like a definition actual or fellow Italian? What's Lockwood?
Latvian ah big don't I went to life for a chest I went to Latvia with Clem in the middle of winter
20 degrees miserable outwe. And then a year later, my dad did like a 23 in me
and found out I was like 50% Latvian.
And you just didn't take advantage of it.
Nope.
But Lockwood doesn't sound Latvian.
No.
The Eastern Europeans.
This sounds like English.
I think that's English.
Just because you're 50% doesn't mean
that's where your name came from.
But I found out I had very, like, very Latvian heritage after I had already been here.
Did you feel at home when you were there?
No. It was quite literally like Chicago in the middle of winter.
It'd be like going to Chicago in February.
Dina, have you ever been overseas?
I've been to Barcelona.
No, it's 20 degrees.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You know what's that?
You know what's that?
That's on? It's fucking awesome. What? What's the? What see the ball? Oh damn the bomb is fucking all I see
Dana beers
Barcelona on the Baltic Sea
Is on his right doing yeah, it's a Mediterranean
Yes, yeah, there you go. It's kb. Nice people when he gets drunk. Would you ever go to Pompeii?
To deliver beer after the rush fuck yeah
You can't never answer me. I would have sent. I would have went to Florida. They needed some beers. Oh
Yeah, you should have gone to LA yeah, not
should have gone to LA. Yeah, not.
I don't know.
Dude, I think you made those people's day. Yeah, they lost things they couldn't replace, but
I have nothing else to say.
Yeah, you still want to party. Yeah. Yeah.
How many did you end up bringing down?
Like 300 to like four guys.
I like to imagine data throughout history.
Like, yeah, he showed up to ground zero with a wheelbarrow.
In October.
Dude, they go by each.
Dude, Jackie O, him handing her a Bud Light.
Like he's generating, giving the cop a Pepsi.
Yeah, this is the problem with...
No, we're all at 10. That's great.
Everyone's doing the same thing right now
What's the next is a flaw in the system? Yeah? Yeah, we should all get to use a joy to each whenever we want
You're gonna kill Deutsch
Yeah once
Make the rule that every is use a choice with 30 seconds only
We do that yeah, because right now we're all
There's very yeah, we do that. Yeah, yeah because right now. We're all everyone
Yeah, which are ever we'll go first everyone can use a Deutsch. Yeah, second. Okay. We'll go first I mean the wheel for what we do I think we don't I think we get to go first
I think we just to shut fucking tight us up
What do we just beat the fire? Stop making rules, big cats. Stop making rules.
Jay made that rule.
No, he didn't.
No, Jay just said it.
I'm the rep.
Stop, stop, stop.
It's copying me.
There's an inherent flaw in the
Deutsch system.
Take charge, Brandon.
There's an inherent flaw in the Deutsch system that that we didn't realize everyone's slow playing waiting for George. Okay, okay
Every team gets a Deutch for 30 seconds. I say I say
Just spin the wheel
Every day
Seconds what's that? Hey Brandon? That's a really good
It's a really good rule. That's a really good rule. You're fat. What's that timer? Nick? Huh? We got 53 seconds to do what? Who put this
here? All right. So everyone gets one Deutsch 30 seconds each. So we won't slow. Yeah. And
as a, as an act of sportsmanship,
we will remove ourselves from the first Doidge. Yeah. I think you guys called the first. No,
no, no. We don't want the first. We don't want first. We don't want first. We called
the active as an actor. Look at all. We will bow out. They're like, no, I think, I think
he's fighting over me. 30 seconds. Look at him. Where is he, no, I think he's fighting over 30 seconds. Look at him.
Where is he?
Hey, Mark, he's probably like, I only get we don't want him.
No, he gets minutes total.
We don't want him.
Was that always what it was going to be?
One minute, 45 and 30.
So it's actually less.
Yeah, friends, this is perfect.
We're all at 10.
Were you just from Liverpool for a second?
We should start competitive.
Well, we had the do it check up where we should start will turn to me
and he had like this much left in his companies like we got a slow yeah you
guys were doing yeah yeah yeah it's irrelevant
now we everybody were you just not paying attention that whole conversation
hey well well everybody had the same idea at all. Yeah, everyone did what's this?
Wait, what does that mean more what just happened? That means 20 minutes 10 more
Ten more wait for everybody. I'm gonna get ten more beers. Oh, how we feeling? Oh, no, I thought it was feeling good. Okay, so we'll take George first. Yeah
Are you guys going George? Are you calling George George George George? Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Hey, hey keep it. Hey Brandon watch the 30 seconds. I trust do it
He's got a gun. Yes
For everyone else to though, but yeah, yeah
Asteroid my George come on George
He has deadly freshwater amoebas in his pancreas.
One mixture, and we're all executed.
What happens if Deutsch pukes?
He won't puke.
He said there's a possibility he overflows.
I have headphones on.
An overflowing Deutsch.
Who called Deutsch?
We did.
This is Vano's. 30 seconds, Brandon, look at the clock at the top of the screen. Who called Deutsch we did
Yes 30 seconds Brandon look at the clock at the top of the screen got I just want to watch KB watch George
All right three two Yeah Give it up, Deutsch. Anymore. Fuck. How many was this? It's like national game.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch.
Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch. George's glass where's George's glass? How many was that?
Thanks, Brian. How many was that? Thank you, George
five beers
Nine minutes to 20. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah. Oh no. That's all because that was the math. No, no. Hey, the timer just
Brady.
Brady restart timer.
Brady. Brady restart the timer.
Here. Start the timer. Move the Deutch. Brandon. Brandon. Brandon.
Brandon restarted again.
Pump the clock. Pump the clock. Pump the clock. Pump the clock.
Brandon prove that you're in charge and restart it again.
They did.
They did.
Restart it.
Restart it.
Restart it.
Restart it.
Restart it.
Restart it.
Restart it.
Restart it.
Restart it.
Restart it.
Restart it.
Restart it.
Restart it.
Restart it.
Restart it. Restart it. Restart it. Restart it. Restart it. I'm talking to them! I'm talking to them! Did you call yours in?
Yeah, yeah, I called mine in. Hey, hey, hey, Willie C.
You got me?
Oh, that's sick.
Look at my stats.
Brandon, I could use a beer.
Brandon, I could use a green.
Yeah, PFT's on 9.
I just had another.
You're a beast.
Can you hurry it up? I have Matt Cardona waiting for me.
I legit think you could take,
you could take Deutche's seconds and apply it to my minutes.
And I'd probably still get drunker.
Like five beers in 30 minutes.
Wait, I'm at five.
Take what?
Say that again?
30 seconds.
Brandon, can I get another beer?
Yeah.
Like five beers in 30 minutes.
Put Big Cat on the board. That's a good point
I've seen him do seven Nick Mangle PFT's got no yeah in like it felt like
Keeping track of TPFT. There's no way PFC has nine.
Yeah, no, there's a Deutchess.
There's a Deutchess.
I get Deutchess, column key.
I get Deutchess because there's no Deutch column.
Yeah.
We should have had a Deutch column.
We should have had a Deutch at all.
No, it looks sweet right now.
Now we got to start all over.
Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, get a Deutch column.
That scoreboard is not going to be what people are watching.
Oh, OK.
What people are watching is that.
All right. That's just for us. OK. Team game us okay team game team but there's some shenanigans no but
I also would like do it just beers to go to me mm-hmm and I would like to
which is gonna mean to because at the end of this I'm gonna take a picture of
that screen post it during the case raise okay that's nobody's got me a five
right nobody said a gay slur yet. Oh five. Yeah, you just didn't hear me
Dana you were a cranberry bog. No a marsh you were raped in a marsh by your buddy flip allegedly
No, he didn't he found me. This was a wetland Meyer. Yeah
What I I once upon a time you used to edit out the sass
Oh, yeah
I used to stay up all night to make sure that the sass stuff would get edited out so it
could be up the next morning.
What do you mean by sass?
You probably have 20 minutes of straight.
Well sass would just say slurs.
You had 20 minutes of...
Little sass squad.
Yeah.
Little sass.
Little sass squad.
Yeah, little sass would just say, he would just say slurs so that things would get cut.
Yeah.
I'm not going to say that.
Nice try.
This outfit doesn't make me want to slur. I put this outfit on and wanted to just... Yeah, I'm not gonna say that
Put this outfit on and wanted to just I will say I'm drunk I'm drunker now that I thought that I would be at this moment max
What was the your favorite part of the the early days before PMT?
special conversation conversations when KB and match are doing the main conversation That's the way to take control of a charge Can't wait for max to be fucking blacked out
Editing out other people's conversations in case races to asking people to edit out all this oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Wait did I ever tell you about the time max and his boys?
Will's over there making alliances
Will's like I think we should form an alliance Well I'm on your team Getting the first door is so smart
I need one of those still. Deutch!
Jake, get another one.
Why do they follow the lead?
Jake, get another one for me too.
Jake, get another one for me.
Another one for me.
Pause the main timer, and then get the Deutch timer ready.
Highest number.
We are going to win now.
Yeah, pause the timer.
We're still in the same round as the last two.
He's not going to have a timer.
I don't want to put any pressure on you, Dano.
Yeah, dude.
I don't want to put pressure on you.
We need to win this.
This is the same round as the last two.
Yeah.
I got to, I got to.
I, Deutch, you go hard in the first one. No, no. Make him go. This is the same round as the last, don't you? Yeah, I gotta... I'm... I'm gonna go hard first.
No, no, no!
I'm still playing right now.
Make him go!
This is the same round.
Make him go!
Deutch is up!
No, Deutch is up!
He can't find his beers!
No, Big Cat has his glasses, Brandon.
He's got the glasses.
Cheater!
Brandon, he thinks you're stupid!
Cheater!
Brandon, he thinks you're stupid!
Cheater!
He's stressed like you and he thinks you're stupid!
Brandon!
I'm Deutch's final!
Deutch!
Enforce Deutch to go now! Goodbye, John!
Deutch goes now!
We call them in an inopportune time.
What's that?
What happens now?
What happens now?
Bullshit!
Hey!
I knew 21 was bullshit!
He has to go!
He has to go!
Bullshit!
Bullshit!
Can't see without him!
You're here, wasn't I?
No.
Move, move, move!
I knew 21 was bullshit!
We need the glasses!
Give me the glasses!
Give me the glasses!
I was like-
They have his glasses.
You can drink without your glasses.
Brandon!
He won't be able to find the fucking cup! Brandon! I'm not trying to- Brandon! Balloons! Shooter! Get Deutch! Get Deutch! They have
You cannot double Deutsch. That is a rule. You can't double Deutsch. Deutsch, get out of here. Oh shit.
He can't go the same round?
Right.
You can't double Deutsch.
So we got him next.
We got him next.
We got him next.
They got him next.
All right, so you guys just need six beers and like what?
Yeah, we got this.
This is.
Hey, Brandon, need a beer, Brandon.
Yeah.
That was good.
That paused the clock for everyone.
Woo.
That was huge.
That was big.
Woo.
I don't know if you guys realized.
That should be a technical foul. That was the Jason't know if you guys realize that should be a technical foul
Don't give head hey hey why you're holler why you gotta be mean
This beer has too much head
like this beer has too much head this was supposed to be Kate oh my god yeah Yeah, she was on the fucking rag dude You're looking right in the ass That would have been annoying Oh, I don't want to do this
I'm at six
You're at six?
I love your house, finish me some more
And I am a host of your camp
PFT, I should, yeah. I just say it right. Yeah, my stomach is my stomach is full
20 fuck. Oh, yeah, that was 11. We would be
Yeah
So what's the next wheel 20?
Jesus fuck
22 TJ can also change the wheel I
You guys had ten minutes where no or one beer total was consumed that's what fuck yeah
They're done
Yeah, but I'm not even close. Yeah, yeah, but I am
Mr.. Brandon oh big yeah, I
I have a question. Yeah, I want to clear the system. That's smart. It's gonna get drunk with am I just drink?
Exactly yeah, you get drunk. I pulled trigger like five minutes before so I could have empty stomach I just don't you get drunk quick. I swear to God next level sweet green was all
Yeah, I don't think that's it you need a little bit of something in your no
It's facts max. Oh, yeah, it's time out would help
How many timeouts I'm out well the guy that's anything he didn't eat before workouts
Why do we have timeout there's no time
time out there's no time out there's no time out all right all right we do this brandos a dead ball timeout timeout I agree with the timeout timeout you were
drinking during the timeout traditional case erase you know who you mean no no
we're good teen yeah no we're good no're good. I think we pivot we just got
Start the clock tightest you're supposed to
Be out no, no, we're not we call the timeout timeout. No, why don't we?
Yeah, good point good point. What do we call timeout for? All Alright, we're gonna use our Deutsch. No, we have to hit round! Oh, illegal Deutsching!
He double-Deutsch!
You gotta throw the flag.
You gotta throw the flag!
That's a double-Deutsch!
We're drinking, bro!
We're drinking, lay off us!
Why don't you drink, Brandon?
We are running through this lobby right now.
We're playing some bots. Playing a bunch of bots. You are running through this lobby right now. We are
Played a bunch of bots
No time out CJ keep running clock one. Oh, oh we forgot about two minute warning. Oh, yeah
Yeah, we forgot there's always a two minute always a two minute warning
About that palpable timeout one player per team
Drink so much water Everybody else I thought lose 20 minutes The voice of reason 20 minutes no I thought it was always 20 minutes it was 20 minutes you said
We guys are changing the rules classic and then there was 10 more minutes. Yeah. Yeah classic tight is changing the rules
Too many warning to Two minute warning.
Clark, stop.
Two minute warning.
Draft.
Clark, come on.
Jay.
Come on.
Jay.
Hey, reset.
Reset.
Reset.
Reset.
Come on.
We got commercials.
That's what I told you.
We're all just having fun.
Mangold, what is that, Jewish?
I'm at seven.
You like that, dude?
I need another beer. Yeah, he's great. look at him. I don't think so warning what happened
Hey look am I updated update will
No
Can't say rig and whoa
Time out. 20 fucked us on the wheel.
20 fucked us.
Not us.
Let's just be honest.
That's the word.
If we're being honest, TJ probably rigs the wheel.
Stop saying rigs.
Yeah.
That's what I think of not being on the heck.
I got to shut up.
Anybody got Lucy's?
I got some Lucy's.
Yeah, they're on every seat.
I'll be honest.
Lucy's. The wheel fucked us. Yeah, they're on every single.
The wheel fucked us.
We stepped up, but the wheel fucked us.
But we used the wheel.
Like something that's going to burn it.
The wheel gave us a chance.
Are we playing college rules or NFL?
If I get a first down, do we stop the clock?
First down, first down.
Do we stop the clock on first down?
We just got a first down.
Stop stopping the fucking clock.
No, we're not stopping the clock.
Hey, Bear, can I get a beer? One beer, one beer. Do we stop the clock on first down? We just got a first down.
Stop stopping the clock.
We're not stopping the clock.
Hey, beer.
Beer.
One feet or two.
Stop stopping the clock.
Brandon, mangle beer.
I feel like mangle, you're not even drunk at all.
Another first down, TJ.
Stop the clock.
Max, he's an old lineman.
I know.
He's forever. He's forever. Max, he's an O-line. He's forever.
Brandon, beer.
Look at him.
Look at him.
This is just a normal, normal.
Beer.
I got a shot.
Brandon, beer.
Brandon, a green.
We'll give you one more.
Give me one more.
Me and you one more.
That's another beer.
We're good.
Easy, easy, easy.
Finish it.
Next minute.
One minute.
Max, keep talking.
You got a four?
I like when I just.
Sharon!
Man, hey.
We got a first down, dude.
Wait, how many?
Kyle, you good?
Hey, when you want to start it, just wind it.
Just wind the clock when you want to start.
Just wind it, just wind it.
I don't want to tell you how to do your job,
but you know how to.
Just wind it.
And how long?
15 seconds.
Hell's bells!
Brandon!
All right, all right, all right.
Oh my God, that's when he gets young.
Hell's bells!
We're at 20.
Hell's bells!
Here we go.
Kyle, finish.
Kyle, finish.
Give me a little.
Walk this way!
Walk this way!
We're at 20.
Talk to Ryan.
Talk to Ryan.
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan,
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan,
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan,
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan 20. Yeah. Wait, what? Are we all at 20? Yeah. Yeah. Hell
yeah. Clap it up for everyone. Big egg. I'm fucking hammered.
I'm certain. In this next round, we have to start
eliminating people. So we're not gonna have timeouts and we're
not gonna have this Mickey Mouse bullshit. It's 20 TJ. Keep it
at 20. So we just wait. Let's be honest. So we just gave every
team extra beers. What? Yeah, Yeah. We did. Every team just caught up at the last. Yeah. Magic.
We got no bonus. We should get the same bonus. They got, are you saying give us a bonus?
What do you mean? The same bonus. They got numbers. We in the numbers. Dude, listen. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. We are finished. Guys!
When in doubt and stuff.
If we were respecting the numbers.
What number?
I know!
No, no, no, the clock should run!
All the other teams.
We gotta spin the wheel!
We don't know the number!
Hold on!
We don't know the number!
Go to 20!
We're the only team that survived.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Reset, reset.
I don't know what's going on.
Clock at 20.
Girls!
Girls!
Girls!
No, you guys are up there.
Hey, man!
I'm just going to go out. To the housebound. Hey, Shreya. No, you guys are
There was
Business
Should we all go talk to
You've been going down south Brandon is where the acts are you?
Are you one or two? Oh We have next Deutsch. We already called it. Can I have a beverage? Hey, we want to use our Deutsch!
Can I have a beverage?
Doubt and psych chaos.
Let's just evenly distribute the Deutsch from here on out.
Thank you.
Hey, Deutsch, Deutsch! We want to use our Deutsch!
Hold on!
Hell's Beals!
Hell's Beals! Hells Beals.
Let's listen to Brandon's.
Hells Beals.
Hells Beals.
All right, TJ, wait, hold on.
We don't have the numbers yet.
We don't have the numbers yet.
TJ, talk to me.
Who hasn't used Deutsch?
We've been, hold on, hold on.
We haven't used Deutsch, TJ.
We haven't either.
In all seriousness.
No, no, no. In all seriousness. You gotta stop. You gotta, you know. We haven't used Deutsch today. We haven't either. Two teams. In all seriousness. No, no, no, no.
In all seriousness.
You gotta stop, you gotta.
I think, hey, I think the fair rules
have spinned for Deutsch between the three of us.
That's fair.
No, two teams don't use Deutsch.
No, no, no.
One is Deutsch.
The first one was a false Deutsch.
Yeah, I know, but we weren't allowed to use them
because we didn't change the rules.
Damn it, damn it. Make him stop, make him stop. All right, so the wheel. Yeah, I know but we weren't allowed to use them cuz yeah
All right, so the wheel three of us on the wheel and whoever gets it gets George fair there
But we don't even know the number we're not gonna learn a number till ten minutes
Max and get me going why do a do it we'll first been that's the rules that are we doing George can be a number at 20 are we doing no do you a do it has been
what's this guy saying over here don't worry about it
just don't worry about it I want to I want to do it don't worry about it
hey Max some people never had the makings of Ross the athlete
All right, are you talking about?
University finest other than will Titus
You obviously I'm saying KB. I'm the best athlete in this room.
You're goddamn right, Max. Cheers to that.
Do you want an athlete?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, and I'm the shortstop for the New York Mets.
Oh!
The boss of the family sent you Santa Claus, you're Santa Claus!
Bastard. Can we play some Whiffleball? The boss of the family sent you Santa Claus! You're Santa Claus! That's the best thing.
Shoot him.
Can we play some Whiffleball?
All right, TJ.
Oh, you broke that car window.
TJ, start the clock.
TJ, come on.
OK, but you have to do it.
Last time we had a time-rope at no cycle,
no one drank for 10 minutes in that game.
Right.
Yeah, TJ, TJ, TJ.
All right, no one's had a beer in the last five minutes.
It's the wheel, the wheel.
All right, start the clock.
Let's wheel for the number.
And then wheel for the voice. Hey, how about you guys back up and let's wheel for the number
Hank you're at six
Yeah wheel for the number then start the clock. Okay. Do you want to do 21? 35 or do you want to know 21 through 29? Yeah, I'm gonna pee I'm not wanting to call someone fat I
Just beat this fucking Irish piece of shit
You count your own will worry about yourself worry about yourself
bro you're a seven
I swear this shit's laced
alright so this is it
we're reeling to the numbers
hey everyone lets root for 21
21 21
21 we need
21 so fucking bad
TJ 21
I'm fine with 23 Brandy. You look cool. God damn it TJ
27 spine wheels just we're spinning for doing now
We're doing hey, we got
We we we call do it
Don't call do it she summoned
Will was walking around copy use Joyce
Here's what happened will was walking around copying Brandon that he he didn't realize that we're gonna spin a wheel for Deutsch
So he tried to call Deutsch there. We're gonna spin a wheel.
Cause I thought we had him in the last one. We had him in the glass.
No, I know. Sopranos have used Deutsch once.
Yeah, no, no. We're summoning Deutsch now. They've used him.
They have summoned Deutsch. Deutsch is the most important person in this case.
What the fuck?
You already got it.
Let's be honest.
This is all just window dressing.
He's the star of the show.
Yeah, this is all just like window dressing and George is the ratio.
Alright TJ, start the timer.
We call George.
So wait, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Time out, time out.
I need 30. Are we spinning for George right now? We're spinning for George. We hang on hang on time out time. I need 30 Are we spinning for do it right now spinning for George?
We don't have to use them right we
Whether other one Jacob Jacob get George can use them at any point in the 20 minute and are you good?
Yeah, yeah, but you can only be around right?
Wait, we got a running clock back. It looks like you want the fact
Why is the timer going if we're spinning for doing no no
Danny did you steal mints his hat?
How'd you do in there max We need more out of Max. Did you poop? Hey Max, quick question.
Your right arm needs to be...
Your right arm needs to go in that hole.
The executive...
Max, Max fucked up.
Max, did you take your entire costume off?
I think his name was Dave.
I have to take this costume off the piss.
Max, can you back me up?
No, you do, you do.
You guys have to take
Costumes how would you know max?
It's all the same
Down to his belly button different packs
Let's get this pushing down. Oh, no. I gotta take it all the way out. They need more out of you man I tried this no pants for you see my full penis
My full penis Exactly. Yeah, yeah Oh, slow playing. Should we pump the beer in before the last minute? No, no, no. One last minute and then they have to switch.
Everybody in the chat right now is asking about the Ozzy video.
Ken, I can't be seen it.
In my current state, I'm playing hero ball right now.
I have seen it.
I'm playing hero ball right now.
I know I have.
With my own eyes.
If it comes down to it, it's like last 20 minutes.
And I've drank more beers than you.
Dude, I'm slow playing.
I got one more.
I should be at 70.
I'm going to text my buddies.
Here you go, Danny.
Sheriff!
Do you guys shave around your nipples or not?
What?
I like trim it down for a lower line.
Bear me, bear me, bear me.
Yeah, I do.
I got some longer ones. I like to kind of like yeah
Yeah, you know in that little middle area to yeah, yeah time up the yeah. Yeah, I got this one. Yeah
Like we'll go I have a green. Cody, can I have a green please? Can I have a beer? One more for green. When I trim my nipples, I'll buzz in.
We're doing great boys.
We're doing fine.
We're doing just fine.
Because I don't have as much of my left shoulder nipples.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I do.
Not my best day.
I didn't realize the costume was going to be like that.
Why do you shave your nipples?
I believe that whole patch of hair.
This patch of hair rocks.
Yeah.
But didn't you just leave the nipple hair?
Yeah, why do you not?
No, because it can get long. My nipple hair grows. Yeah, it gets pretty gross. Yeah, mine then you just leave the nipple hair. Yeah, why do you know I can get long grows? Yeah
Pretty gross. I'm too. So you shave it. Yeah
But I keep your tough, yeah
I look like you I let my nipple hair grow. Oh NFL player fight. What does that mean?
You're big ugly
You're a fucking big ugly
Yeah, you got a little couple veneers You're a big ugly. You're a big ugly. You're a fucking big ugly, Will. Don't fucking say that. I'm not saying that.
It's a conversation.
Yeah.
Oh, you got a little couple of veneers,
and now you're not fucking ugly.
Huh?
How does that feel?
Yeah.
It's fair.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go, Vex.
Suck his teeth out.
Will, if you don't say something,
I'm switching with you.
Vex!
Vex!
Vex! Vex! Oh, you're going to call me fat? Oh, I never heard of it before. I'm switching.
Get my beers to that.
You're a fat pussy, Max.
Woo.
That was good.
Hey, Che has absolutely no ass
in that your muffin top must have found his ass.
Oh, yeah.
Bitch.
That was a good one.
I'm going to go with the Hey, hey, hey has absolutely no ass and that your muffin top must have found his ass
Pft. Dad tomorrow you'd be fucking homeless That was me. New heights. Will, Will, Will, Will, think about this next one.
Oh, I got it. Actually, Max, this next one is good.
Actually, that actually is- I'll sit on it.
That more applies to Che than Max.
Max actually knows how to edit.
Oh!
Fair. I'm out of battery.
Max is hirable. Che.
No, my Licton's pretty good.
What? Pull up Che's Licton. Max is hireable. Jay. No, my LinkedIn's pretty good.
What?
Pull up Jay's LinkedIn.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, Will, do you have a LinkedIn page?
Jay's LinkedIn is pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah, because I love looking at NFL players' LinkedIn pages.
Like Richie Incognito has the best LinkedIn page ever.
What's on his?
Well, he's wearing a suit and he's like doing the pose to the side and looking very proper. It's like, dude, you're fucking Richie and
Cognito. We're talking to a LinkedIn CEO right now. You realize that? Oh, well, comp. Oh,
CEO. Oh, yo, at Boston with the boys No
Talent oh
Your boss you boxed him out
Yeah, you're not as a partner you guys put out that was you can call him to you can call in sick to work
But you can't call in sick to the boys that was fucking gay
That was so fucking
But I can still come to work, but I can still come into the boys
That was so fucking gay
At what point when you saw Saturdays for the boys like we're gonna rip this I
Do the full transparency I didn't really understand the Saturdays are for the boys
Take it a little complicated what a little car is for the men
Saturdays
My teammate Nick Mangold might be the best athlete that's ever sniffed this Nick Mangold for the Hall of Fame by the way. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
The Hall of Fame. He's a Hall of Fame center. He should be in Canton. He's a better athlete
than anyone I've ever even. You're you're the best. Real question. Real question. Nick
and KB watch his film. If you if you had to go in. I know what you're gonna say. Don't start.
No, no, but if you, let's say game winning drive,
Jets are in the Super Bowl.
Could you go in and give him a 10 play drive?
Right now.
Yeah?
Can I get like a month?
A month.
Give me a month.
You would be able to do it?
Probably.
Fuck yes. That's my boy.
Oh, you're such a good you're such a good
GCL ask about rest you see oh
Your Cincinnati guy they know how they I should what was your record against Michigan?
Three three and one why are centers from Ohio so fucking good. That's a good question. That's a good question good question
Jason Kelsey's also from Ohio for the people listening. Yeah, we didn't want to
People listen at home. Do you like Jason Kelsey? I love Jason. Okay, I'm Max
Dream is to quit and go work for Jason Kelsey. That's not true. I love my boys But I love Jason. Okay Dream is to quit and go work for Jason Kelsey. That's not true. I love my boys
But I love Jason Kelsey
But if he called I love that Jason Kelsey's called I would I would decline what it what he would do
What if we call him? Oh
Crazy sure
If we call him like hey listen Jason, I got max. No, I got my guys
But I got Mac wait, those are only two horns Hank is not
Guys these are like perfect horns by the way where my fingers are pointing
Who's the worst hands you've ever felt Oh
Question the Sanchez no he'd more stressed
Yeah, who's the strongest nose tackle you ever went against Be honest. Good question. Was it Sanchez? No, he moisturized. Yeah. Yeah.
Who's the strongest nose tackle you ever went against?
That would be Vince Wolfork.
Big sense.
Big sense.
Ribs.
My hollownies?
Ribs.
Bro, Vince was so athletic.
Thank you, sir.
When Washington, New England had a little...
You dominate.
Those are the rotisserie chickens.
When we did the joint practices...
Nine.
Deutch.
Deutch. Deutch. De did the joint practices, Deutch on film was throwing a Superman punch haymaker
and now it's Paul and just missed him.
But what if he'll kill Tisserie?
So Vince, while he was still huge,
could dunk a basketball.
Bro, yes.
Yes, I believe that.
I know, that's true.
Like, you know how fights happen.
I think a fight happened there. I want to say New England might might have been on hard knocks was New England on hard knocks at all
Yeah, no, no, well, do you watch football?
No, Wilford I watched a tick tock that was like the Miami
2001 Miami
Reserves guys that didn't play nine minutes that got drafted and Vince Wolf
Organs one there's a milk there's like there's like nine of them
No, that's true for he definitely played waiting on our door. No, but the 2001 team
It was like we had this this will work and then what do I see went through like for the player?
I'm playing on the wheel
I'm saying it like yeah that actual doesn't want you but yeah, but he was
The best
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Yeah.
We spun the wheel.
Hold on.
Time out, Sam.
You OK?
Max, Big Cat spun the wheel, and you'll
never guess which team it landed on.
No, fuck off.
You'll never guess which team it landed on.
Yeah, dude.
It's all fucking perfect.
3, 2, 1.
It's the best team.
Deutsch.
He's not getting more than two.
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Yes, George we needed that
Forge great that's good for us way to go doing thing is we have Thank You Brandon I'll play better defense we have this Yeah, can you fucking do the rest? We're in the next phase. What else?
We got a better. Thank you brand. I'll play better defense. We have the
You got a voice Frank here is it's so funny that like we have course. Hey, I just want to do a brand walker
Fun like he's so fun. He's in second place and he's and he's played for a minute
What's Kirk man anything one one
minute he's second place out of everybody are we gonna act like
Kirk is a sports man in trivia?
Kirk man hand?
no his elbow
PFT you're doing you Brandon's open to anybody can do Brandon?
he's impersonating our team yeah you know I'm saying it's so fun to talk like Brandon I want to
let me try it Jeff why isn't my picture bigger on the dozen promotion? Let me try it
I guess I'll make girls burles. All right. Hey if you're going to New Orleans, you're gonna Super Bowl
I won't be included beer me
All right, so hello to nada
For team K we're in a good spot we have our we have our doors at home like it's like like boys we have our doors at home. We have them
I'm not doing
You're not doing nobody's doing
Donald's we have McDonald's at home. Yeah, that's you. Yeah, you're right. Like we if it comes down to it
I want to do four choice at home if it comes
right one more for me
We all good
I'm the poor man's George
Fuck if we not hired him hey, I'm'm at eight. No, I know he does
Yeah, there's like a 50
Literally super like still sick, you know, I found Deutsch next round we're gonna
I will do it. I found I don't know if that's totally
Wasn't his real name and he took it can we talk to me?
Can I see if that's true? cuz I don't know if it's true wait by the way kiss coins are back in stock right now
What kiss coins are back in stock right now? Hey max we put more kiss coins in the store does that mean go buy them right now?
That means you get to kiss us if you see if you buy coins in you. I'm looking at scoreboard right now max
You drink ten beers
Yeah, that's guys. Y'all got three minutes somebody's getting eliminated
kiss Connor T I mean yeah no I'm just saying that's cool that you drank 10
fucked yeah get to 27 right mm-hmm damn you got three minutes okay I'm taking
grass man yeah 30 minutes say nice thing about you all right thank you you're
welcome I bet 13 college basketball games.
Brandon, how many members of the brand is on the list?
What hotel we at this weekend?
Kyle, like you said, I got a big history.
He is going to be an issue.
What hotel are we at in my life?
Lifetime staff.
Men surpassed women this last comedy show in Austin.
So I guess on paper, OK,
on paper, I'm gay. On paper, I'm gay.
Statistically, you could chalk me up for the other team.
Emotionally straight, physically gay.
Nick, are men better kissed?
Hello!
I don't finish my beer.
Give me another one, hurry up now!
There you go, Kyle Dean. Hurry up with the beer. There you go, Kyle Dean. Holy shit! There you go, Kyle Dean. Don't finish
There you go, Caldeen
The best part is is that yeah, I is that Nick Mangold is not drunk at all. And he's still mowing it down.
And then KB is like, you want to drunk me and you?
Nick, look at these numbers.
Mr. Walker?
Oh, what?
You feel that birdie's hands?
Never got been at it.
What is your job if you're not getting married?
What are you doing?
Whose hands?
What are you doing whose hands?
That's for next round Sanchez. Let's so many
What are we doing Brandon?
I don't know what his job is, but he's just one like a rose from Titanic right now
Let's see it. Let's see those tits. Let's see. Let's see a little dip. Don't go Jay. Wait, what happened to two minute warning? Too many warning. We're not doing two minute warning. Too many warning. We change rules. Let me draw you a two minute warning.
Let me draw you like bullshit. My French girls. You guys got a hurry. Team KB's got to hurry. What number do we have to get to? What's Conrad? 27. 27.
What's Danny Conrad? Why am I not getting a beer? Why am I not getting a beer? Make it nine. Give me one more. Don't read. Oh, no. I think Max.
There's a lot of liquid dripping off KB's face. We made it. We made it. I think Max
is like our best player who's been in foul trouble in the first half and he's got so
much juice left in my foul. He's been a fucking pussy. No, dude. We're we're doing fine max. We're tied at half
Where do you think they're going? I think I think you're ready to fucking go on a tear in the second. I have a confession
Will Thompson thought you were breaking bad
Which character? Walter.
Walter White?
Yeah.
It's not bad.
I am the one who knocks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought you were.
I am the one who knocks.
Jesse, god damn it.
We'll cook in the truck, Jesse.
Jesse, we have to cook.
We have to cook, Jesse.
God damn it, Jesse. I'll say this PFT really bad in impressions the the Jerry O'Connell impression that you
did today was one of the best I've ever heard that you've done Jerry O'Connell actually
really good on the podcast you did the Jerry O'Connell impression you like impersonated him talking to you about uh
Whatever we're good. You did a Jerry O'Connell impression. It was the way I dispute that Hank. I don't think I'm bad at impressions
I think I can do impressions Luke pretty good should be nine. I was expecting more
Was clock so I thought it was gonna be way better this
He has one important why
Brandon Walker do the wine thing the rest ever is one impression. What about?
One more for KP. That's a pretty fucking good impression Hank your geriatric compression is actually really good
When did I do I don't remember doing a geriatric on the do? I don't remember doing a Jerry O'Connell on the podcast
I don't remember either. Yeah, I think Hank made this up. No
You said you're like Jerry O'Connell talking to him after the podcast and he was like AI AI AI
Yeah, that one. Yeah, it sounded exactly like him. I'm trying to give you a compliment. Well Hank. It's not a compliment
Hank, dude, he's trying to boost the boy. He's trying to to buddies, but he's not really cuz I I know I'm good at impressions
Come on, Jake. Jake, you've been smoking PCP all day, Jake. Come
on, Jake. There ain't no bank robbery. Jake, King Kong ain't got nothing on me, Jake. Who
do you think put this all together? All right. All right. Jake. No, don't say all right. All right. All right. No, don't say all right. I want to a predominantly black
high school. How gatekeep outcast. What am I ever did you just say all right. All right.
Hey, without running it on the board. We're at 28. Kyle's at eight. All right. That's
the end of the cycle. Congrats, you all made it.
Oh, thanks TJ. That means a lot.
TJ, thank you. That means a lot coming from you, especially.
So what are we at now, TJ?
TJ?
Hey TJ. Hey yo, TJ!
Does the boo still do the case races?
He's fine. He's fine. I see.
Oh no.
No, no! No!
No! No, Big, no big cat
With ragu fucking huge
You're fine
huge. You're fine. No, he's out. Ready? You want my walker? He's out. Bye bye.
All right. He's like, that's not a piece on the sharp.
What's the only one? Jacob?
That wasn't one more for Kyle.
We haven't edited yet.
We're at 28.
Kyle's at eight.
Hey, what's the look?
Hey, my own how many sisters?
Amen.
Thompson have.
What's the
How many sisters a man Thompson of
How many sisters a man Thompson, oh yeah
Even even talk is a fucking great ballplayer. I'll say that
Oh my god, wait, he's not playing good. See what he
Amen Thompson beat the sellers and he just fucked off
Finishing move
28 it's Luke. It's it's
Jacob Luke and Marasha with the scores yo Kyle's at a team KB's 20. There ain't no way
Who should I talk to where we'll go?
The fact that I'm on par with Dana like oh wait, we're spinning we're spinning
Do you know how much?
I'll say the number and you'll be eliminated we got it we got a camera cuz it'll make us sick I don't
Well like Dana does and we got a dish we got a
I got to turn this off
But like the fact that I'm
Yeah, no you're him
Is great and we just got it
That's fine
We're fine we're fine. I haven't bonded with men like this since me and my dad used to go steal
copperwire
whatever you whatever you think we need to use our deutche we haven't yet. Nick I would just like to acknowledge
spin for deutche, spin for deutche, spin for deutche
that's a good deck. Actually I don't want to spin for deutche
no we gotta spin for deutche
I don't have to use it though. Timers on. We're good. We don't? No no
we're next to each other. Brandon why don't we spin for deutche? hold on, hold on restart the clock. No don't know we were next to a one-legged out and then we spent a little going on on on restart the clock
now don't restart don't restart the law oh
Brandon shadow are we going to do it
I'm
know you're not a little hours
oh he's out No, you're not
What compels a man to want to be a
No, I know when you're in seventh grade yeah
And they ask who can Say I'll try
We're gonna wait no no no no Just in case
I feel like some of us blew our nose. Yeah, very quickly. Yeah, say that was you guys know what I do
It's like so much
And I'm about I had a little I had a little back my throat
Let's get on let's go on top of a conversation everyone's having side comments
Listen back no, I got nothing to say I've seen a bunch of sorry
What's the number we gotta go to only a question? Oh, will?
The real calm alright everyone everyone when you hear the word Sharon. What do you think a Max in his voice start with Max?
I lost my phone my buddy sent me the video and it's gone
No disaster My buddy sent me the video and it's gone. Oh no
Disaster
We just wait a minute if we want to yeah
Who's the most famous Sharon? What's the number? We got to hit TJ?
All right, who's the most famous Sharon?
Sharon Stone. Hey, that's a good combo. It's good. Yeah. Yeah yeah we're yacking out you diagnosed would that be like a weight lifted I mean is
it Sharon Osborne yeah Sharon Stone Sharon Tate Sharon is Karen who Sharon
Tate she was killed by Nansen family oh she's famous all right I was dead what is
it wait who you calling Max he's calling's calling his boys to find out about the Oz.
Watching a YouTube video.
This is gonna be legendary.
This is so funny.
Hi, Nightfly fans.
We're talking with the one and only Ozzy Osbourne.
Good evening, Ozzy.
You gotta see it, though.
Send me in.
Alright, TJ, I'm sending it you boy it's EJ is she the
most famous Sharon Che I don't give a fuck I don't give a single fuck Go puke in that bucket Danny
What a skater what a skater so what's he what's this thing?
Straight out of bluffing I Danny I another one for me if you 14 you puke if you want then
Yeah, well there was four from do it so I've had ten I've had ten
We didn't. No.
And I feel...
What are you doing, Skeeter?
Skeeter relax.
I feel every kind of a Skeeter.
Alright Skeet. Alright Skeet.
Go for it. Go for it.
Come on Skeet.
Come on Kyle.
Come on Kyle.
We're gonna get the Beats concert. They're about to play on Eat More Allowance.
If he pukes, are we out?
No, no, just him.
No, no, just him.
Okay.
Everyone. Thank you. No, no, just say okay, okay, dude everyone
Why we lose our toys, okay
I've had ten choice said four. Oh, that's smart
What a ghost of Sharon I Told you
I found it. It's a Facebook video that I sent I said
Anyone know how to post videos to base Nick the name is Dan Schneider But like oh the foot guy know the pedophile now
I didn't want to you were you like you with the Nickelodeon background in that wig. I'm a pedophile. Oh no say
We were given dance like that your outfit is given Dan Schneider
And center all-time bad guy all time bad guy how Dean is in trouble big cat
Do you remember my first day of our stuff? Yeah, you're like here. Let me get your number welcome
And then you're like I'm saving you a pedophile Nick. Yeah
Like here, let me get your number welcome, and then you're like I'm saving you a pedophile Nick
I don't know I think you literally able your dad is gay straight-ass dad so well said brother
Is KB okay, no not us did you guys know Elvis was a pedophile what?
Mississippi yeah, no he was no
Parents approved of that relation. I just saw the movie Priscilla, and she like went to his place when he was like when she was
Like 14. Oh, yeah
She did he now in defense of Elvis he did marry like a 14 year old
They did get married, but she was 14. He waited. Is that a well, yeah
Yeah, well defense. Yeah
Married
Yeah, you're good married
What was the was she's crazy fact that like a man named Elvis
That guy is definitely yeah, yeah, we're we're not for Elvis Presley
Hold on that's a Mississippi legend
Was Dumerville looking at kids from's from tubulo mississippi right down the road yeah that man call me right up the road right up the road by the papa johns by the papa
johns right by the papa or by the pizza hut right by the pizza hut you gotta get my favorite
slice every time you went straight for tolepz they tossed your ass yeah no they didn't toss
my ass i thought they tossed your ass no kyle's I started the fight, but I was good. Okay. Yeah, I've been tossed
Are you calling Kyle out? Oh good man? Thank you. No, he's good. What's the goal? He's good
34 34 max is done. He's out
Hey guys, I got a honest question
question. You got a fat ass. Look at that. It's fucking huge. 11 seconds left. Damn, Kyle. To what? 34. What happens in 12 minutes? 34. What that dang dude? Okay. There ain't
no fucking way. There ain't no fucking way. Hey yo, Kyle. Kyle, listen man, you can call in sick to work tomorrow
Worries to live by what happened what happened to KB stay in stay in
That was just a little burp. Where we gotta go. Where we gotta make a 10 was his max will
I know I'm at 10 and that is my max. All all right here no dude we get last George that's the fuck that's the bullshit of it all my
guy we have George in the chamber yeah waiting so we still haven't had Danny welcome to the
league yeah I've been quiet the whole time since you put down that first beer fast If Kyle's dead, this is gonna look very mad
My nipple's been hard for like four hours
No
Nah, he's moving his head
Okay, you call him out?
Yeah
Dude, dying a skeeter would be so funny
Why, he seems fine, he's fine
He might be fine
He always does
Oh!
Oh!
Me! Me! I think that should count for a beer.
Yeah.
Dana.
Meet me. I'm gonna get a resume. I'm too busy buying a
Oh Nick
Listen we have Deutsch we
Guys like been on their knees are you not gonna go over there and corral your boy
You gotta get him
What good evening What? Good evening Ozzy. Hello there. How are you? Fine.
Ozzy, first of all, it has been rumored that you have been off the heads of dogs, bats,
dogs, everything.
How much money do you spend on our Brandon Walker costume?
We have Brandon Blazers.
We want to set the record straight.
What ended you with the duds?
You're spending money like crazy.
What are you, FanDuel?
Oh shit.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Hey, but be honest with me.
Be honest with me, Will.
Are we boys, dude?
That's why I said it.
What the fucking is happening right now?
Will, how?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Max, was that the video?
Side combo, side combo.
That video was awesome.
Oh, thank you.
Where's the Sharon?
Hey, make sure to put the camera hey will help this help
Are you guys kissing each other will will honest question
Fucking jealous
Naming names, but how pissed was your future?
Advertiser that you said they paid 40% more count it Jacob. Oh, I have no clue. Okay. That's good
I have no clue. I have no clue cares you get the bag
The bag will get the bag get the bag get the will this new giant the will bag bite us never mind
Oh, I will okay, but it's up to you know we should do like a like a you know not like not a race
but like more like
overtime not like not a race but like more like overtime each different countries and like how to cigarettes drinking beers but like it all matters over time
So it's like we do like two weeks. Oh
Different event. I like that and I love that whatever
They were not a beer not Olympics. Beer, not Olympics or Games.
Beer Paralympics. Beer Olympics.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a Barstool staple.
A tent pole.
Can I have a country?
I would love a cigarette.
Hey, hey, hey, honest question.
I need another beer.
Shut the fuck up.
If I had one, I would love to do it. Paresh, you got a cigarette. I
Pause the broadcast
That stops the time
Two minute warning. Do you think Freddie Mercury should have called in sick?
We're fine.
We're fine.
I have an announcement.
Time out for the announcement.
I have an announcement.
I'm out. I'm out.
Time out.
Danny, Danny,
I got an announcement. Oh Danny, Danny, I got an announcement.
Oh, Danny, Danny, Danny.
This is important.
I'm starting to feel it.
You're just?
I'm starting to feel the alcohol.
Wow.
Thank you.
Welcome to the party.
All right, Will, will slightly buzz.
I'm starting to buzz a little bit. I'll be honest. Will, will, will buzzed. Can I have the floor, please? I'm starting to buzz a little bit.
I'll be on.
Will.
Nick Mangle has the floor.
Can I have the floor, please?
Why was I not invited to the beer Olympics?
Oh!
Excellent question.
Great question, Will.
Oh, she asked Will over here.
It's a great question.
Max, what are you talking about?
You were there.
It's Will.
I know, I was there.
Nick Mangle wasn't there.
I played in the NFL. Yep. Offensive lineman. Yep. How many pro bowls? You were there
Yeah offensive lineman, yeah, how many pro bowls? Yeah, that's seven. Yeah, how many all pros three? Yeah
Just begging for people to well at the end of the day they let me they let me compete
Charity says that oh my make mangle some great
Years, but it will drink to 11 years. Yeah
Well damn give us one more. Hey, like might be a Hall of Famer, right?
He might run might be all
Say something else just say something else say it up It was also all state yeah
Three all pros three all pros what years seven all pros seven all pros are seven Pro Bowl seven Pro Bowls three all
Pro real pros all pros hey
You got my boy will real quick will hit him with the special teams special teams
Special teams get home Homer Will
Will
Two minutes
Two minutes
Hey Jacob
How many do we need to get?
Cigarettes
What's the goal?
34
It's on the screen
I call one
I call one team. I call one. I call one. No,
George. We're calling George. George. Bring in George. George. We have
George. We have George. Bring him in. We have any. We get that lighter.
Yeah, yeah. Catch my cigarette. No, no, no. We're having this round.
What's happening here? Kyle's out. George is in. Just light it with that,
dude. Where's Deutch?
Alright, we're calling our Deutch.
Deutch, we need four out of you.
Where's Brandon?
Throw it back, Dave.
I want my cigarette back.
Get him out of here, TJ.
Did we find the cigarettes?
TJ, wind the clock, TJ.
Oh, yeah, give me one of them.
Brandon, what the fuck we doing?
Deutch, we need four out of you, please just for I'm the clock TJ hot sick
Go back. You guys do it. Hey Nick. You know what throw it back 30 seconds. No. I've had a lot of opportunities
We got a be like fuck. Yeah, or other shit. Yeah, all right
Let's go there's a lot of other companies that might be interested in my ship, but
We need for Deutsch
Tell me
This is a kind of thing that would translate anywhere yeah, that's right here. This right here What happens if we get a break? Time out! Time out!
We need a time out!
Hey, we need a two minute warning!
What happens if we get a time out five minutes ago?
Time out!
Here's what I'll say.
Time out!
I have a very important request.
I have a very important request.
Time out!
No time out, DJ! The time has time out no time out DJ
Been out for five minutes
Important timeout on the clock George George George would like to be invited to the beer Olympics No, we're not going to the beer Olympics I
Know we're not going to the beer
Who is the Geneva Convention and who are the opposite sides cuz that's what the beer is post-bar. I still love this guy
No That is no no, give me round up right is it I go to the beer Olympics
I had so much fun at the Olympics gotta go back for the record. Oh boy
God, we're the non-aligned walk a flock of our boys at the beer Olympics, and that'll never happen again
That's the access Olympics the access power
Where the fuck is Brandon why have we been?
But remember The fuck is Brandon why
George has to go I'm so sorry you're a million ass of care.
Oh my God.
He's going to win it for us.
Hey, would you run the Doge Bunch?
Luke, I had another game on a hot dog bun for dinner.
Let's go, Doge.
Three, two, one.
Let's go, Doge.
Come on, Doge. Let's go, baby
So I defense you better not go over for do it currently at 35 or team KB you fuck
There should be a topic
No I'm currently at 30. Stop, Boych! One more, George! Big Bang will go to save. Take it easy. Take it easy.
Oh my God.
Got it.
No, George, five.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Offense over here. Do it. You're not about to overflow. Are you? About to overflow. Hey, Jake about to overflow
Yeah, probably
Luke hey, will I got two for you? Fuck you chief. Oh, I don't
You're buying that's a pity
I need another. I need another. You're buying. That's a pity. No, it's not. Four more. You understand. I'm gonna be backed out of that. Yeah. And you didn't even invite me. You don't
look like that. Like we're boys, but you don't look that bad for burger recommendation.
The other, I was, what's that mean? Everybody does one more. You have a number. Hey, we're
coming to Nashville. You got some wrecks for us It's like honestly I don't cuz I'm a homebody. Hey guys. I got a question bullshit
What's the next thing that happens with the wheel and all we spin it again?
Let's spin the wheel wait a second does it start at 40 to get a fine. Yeah, 35 to 40. I got an idea
I'm fucked. Okay. Okay. I got an idea
I'm fucked. Okay. Okay. I got an idea
Why are they running?
You have an idea for me. Well, hey wait, no TJ next wheels a model 49, right?
This number was 34. So it's an ad we spin the wheel
Who calls JJ ready? Yeah, the JJ redic wheel of the JJ redic wheel. The plan right now. I would love to get the plan.
Affiliate FaceTime.
Yes, we actually like trying to
have a serious conversation.
Yeah.
Hey, JJ, this is Nick from
Brosnanal Sports.
Yeah.
No, as Brandon Walker.
Right now.
Oh, shit.
We're going to go 45 to 44.
We got 10 minutes to do it.
That's how we're doing.
All right.
Tell them.
Hey, hey, hold on.
I need y'all to think about these rules. All right. All right. Hey, man. Hey, hey. Hold on.
How do y'all think about these rules?
All right. All right.
We'll follow you around.
Okay. Okay.
Hey, are you a Kiss fan?
Jacob, Jacob, shut up.
I will shut up if you know what my size is.
That's 13 for time.
We're going from 35 to 40.
We're going from 35 to...
Hey, hey.
Hold on one second.
I need to complain about a tarantula even though I get to go home to
my mansion and my big titted wife. Hey, hey, hey.
You're going to be at the Hoxton. Hold on. I need to complain about this minor
thing. Even though I've, I've beat the game. I'm living the American dream. I still need
to complain about these minimal things. Hey you ever had pumpkin pie? Keep on. Keep on. I have a wife whose kids are bigger than
you can imagine. And I have kids that love me. I have a troop of kids that love me to
death. I have more money than I could spend. I have every great Maddox signal that I could
buy in the tri-state area. But I'm still going gonna bitch and moan because that's what I do.
Tell me about you.
We're going from 35 to 50.
And you have 10 minutes to do it.
And you got 10 minutes to do it.
Alright 35.
Start the clock.
Start the clock.
Wait spin the wheel.
No I spun it in my mind.
We spun it.
We got this.
I'm laying down the law.
This game has meandered.
What?
It's been terrible. It's been terrible. We got this. I'm playing down the law. This game has meandered.
It has been terrible.
I'm 6'5", and I complain about everything,
even though I have people that would die for me.
What's the number?
People love me just because I act like myself.
There's nothing worse than that.
Spin the wheel, DJ.
They already spun it, DJ!
They spun it!
Hell's bells! Spin it again, DJ. 50? No, no. Spin the wheel. Big
Spin it what? Get him, Dana! Get him, Dana! Get him, Dana! Get him, Dana!
Punch him up, Dana!
Get his ass, Dana!
Get him, Dana!
One more!
Jacob! Jacob! One more for me!
You guys remember Kyle?
Yeah, come on, Jacob! Sorry, Jacob. more for me. You guys remember Kyle? Come on Jacob for our Jacob. I love you 14. Hey honest question. Yeah, how's Danny?
TJ mango, you know where he is
We are at the top you and I are Tj mango, you know where he is
We are at the top you and I are
We're the same as Nick man go spin
We're chillin 10 minutes of 30 30 is too many
I need another beer. Oh, we were 41, but don't add I'm getting my time getting yelled at for not being
I'm literally at the top of the leaderboard. Thank you. Wait, wait, let him recover. Let George recover
No, I don't want to touch George for a while
Yeah, now me neither which might be dead and we got it. We got to take that seriously
We've already almost touched the first do each team
Dana beers is a fucking fraud over there
Yeah, you fat fuck have do it at home. I'm beating you
Wait max
Dana what was it Dana?
20 minutes
Any conrad's You stole Dana beer I'm on for 20 minutes. Danny Conrad has something to say, ladies and gentlemen. Danny Conrad has something to say. What the fuck is going on?
Danny never had to use a mic.
Hey, you stole Dana Beard's ball cap.
You stole his ball cap.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'll say it right now.
I'll say it right now.
Whoa.
Why are you hollering?
Why are you hollering?
Why are you hollering?
Hey, there's no way that this is good content.
Hang on a second now.
This is horrible content that we're doing right now.
Hell's bells. Everyone is screaming second now. This is horrible content that we're doing right now.
Help us!
Everyone is screaming over you.
Help us!
This is what a case race is.
This is my first case race and I'm looking at it from the producer's side.
Horrible!
No one is saying anything.
No one at all.
Well then can I come in?
Let's fuck up and drink beers.
Let's do the Ozzy Osbourne video again.
I went into the bathroom to take my third pee.
Went into the bathroom to take my third pee of the night.
Cody was in there recording me.
All of a sudden, I heard a tinkle from the far stall.
I went in.
It was Kyle.
He had his pants down peeing, and his ass was green.
PFT, hand that to Dana.
What? His ass was green.
The thumb?
Yeah.
His ass was green.
Lost a rib.
Dana, Dana.
That's Gioza.
Watch KB.
There he is.
That does look like Matt.
There's KB on the court.
Kyle, I went in to check on Kyle.
I thought he was puking.
He was just standing.
He felt like a dumpling.
Hissing with his...
I saw Kyle Armory crawling.
Yeah, dump weight. I was telling him, they were going by boy. going by boys a call a piece of gyoza. Wait, wait, wait
You look like yo, dude
Oh
Yeah
Get them you look like you're about to compete in the dozen this is going in
That's a chirp. I guess about to compete the dozen ass looking ass
Doesn't look at a fuck. Yeah, I don't like that max. This is bad content people love this shit, dude
We do it once every serious we get
You guys remember that chick I saw it off the plane
KB KB
Push the button fatty Hey
Did you text KB Will?
I haven't texted him nothing
I was just asking if he had it
I don't like the idea of KB
Can I get some fireball?
I want in on whatever you're texting KB
I bet you do
Are we officially not allowed to smoke?
Yeah the fire alarm is. We should bring it back. It felt so good
No, yeah, we should be a bag a little bit a little bit was fine
You guys would rip a little bit of cigarettes is fine after the case race
Here's all Peter City. I knew one place where there was I thought a hoon
supply
three different people came up
Did you know about this place? Do you know about this place? So we got we got we got we got places on
Wise words
Those are things I'm gonna carry that with me to my grave
All right, so he's like we got plays on deck what's the number we have
to hit 38 I'll do another beer please I also have a question for like the
family men around here Sharon let's go shout out Sharon I felt the moment that
I feel right now like since I was in high school. Oh, are you yelling?
I'm
What she asked well shut the fuck up
Home, what do you do like I feel like I'm I'm in high school and I'm like to what your
Sixth I'll be walking into like my girlfriend and the dog and I'm gonna be like trying so hard not to be drunk
Yeah, that's good
Like my
Question no, yeah
well
I feel like it's a fair question of like the the people who are like I'm scared of going home
I'm sleeping here. The question is how do I seem like I'm not? Yeah, like I haven't felt this feeling since I was in high school
on your headphones
What time is there a like nine o'clock if you want to yell let him yell
The unique Yeah, let him yell The you and Nick
No, it's not I would have sworn like 1 a.m. Wait wait wait wait wait was that joke
Boys pizza coming at 9 o'clock. Yeah, that's the one thing I can eat
Good about PFT
Yeah, what would you do yes or no, I will have a side
I will have another will will love that. What was that? Got a minute. I'll just say a big kids. You guys use your George. You got a minute to get to 30. We have not. We have
not used our George PFT. What would you do if you got your George's useless? We're good.
We're good. What would you do if you got $140 million over three years done 140 million dollars over three years. Yeah, what would you do?
I'll probably die. Yeah
Yeah, I would die at some point. That's so much fucking money. Yeah, I'll do something. Yeah, I do something dumb
Do you want to say pussy over there? Oh
Dana's talking shit. I'm looking at
I don't know. Dana's talking shit. I'm looking at him. Yeah, dude, I am. You're fat.
Did Will tell you the number?
I'm done with him.
Sorry to take Ozempic like a fucking cheater.
Oh!
Ozempic boy.
Dude, Dana takes Ozempic and still wants to look like that fucking Jurassic Park water cup.
Oh, so sick. You took Ozempic. You still look fat, fuckface.
If Dana exhales on the altar, he's gonna to go fucking JFK his buttons from his pants.
All right, we're out.
We lost.
Dude.
We're out.
They didn't take so zipping because doing easy things is easy.
What do you mean we're out?
Time's just hit.
Throw up my two beers?
Fucking fat.
No, we're good.
No, we're at 36.
What do we got to be doing?
We're out.
We're out.
We got to be too.
You're out of here.
We're not out.
See ya. 38? How much time we have left?
Zero.
Finish it, finish it. We're good.
We're out, we're out.
Oh man, we're empty.
See ya, Brian.
I'm the fucking...
Hey!
Why you powering?
Na na na na!
Na na na na! Na na na na! you. Why?
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, you keep pouring beer out.
Wow. Well, I can't believe this is how people are going to remember
you're a varsity.
That's how you got 143 reasons to. We're literally in you fishers, right?
Luke Oh football dogs I know don't look don't look Look at the slug
Look at the slug
Hasbun
This is your legacy
This is your legacy
This is your legacy
It's your guy
It's your guy
It's your guy
Nick and I are still in it You can't even hear it. It's your guy. You're the best. I have two below. Nick and I, we're still in it.
We're toming it.
Ah!
No, no, no, no, no.
You can sit there, bro.
I think KB's asleep.
It's silent.
He is.
He is.
He's out.
He is.
He is asleep.
KB's out.
I don't think I puked.
I don't think I puked.
No, you didn't puke.
You didn't puke.
Just a drool.
Why don't you do a Deutsch milkshake?
I'm not out.
Oh.
You're out. I'm not out. Oh, you're out.
I'm not out.
I'm drinking with everybody.
No.
No.
No.
I was drinking minimum beers as long as we're not
in the right for the Deutsch milkshake.
I personally think that Hank, Dan, and Phil are nauseous.
We're literally in first as the only team who has a drink.
We haven't even pushed it all.
Yeah, I get it.
We're in first.
Same time.
Synchronize it. Synchronize it.
Synchronize it.
Jake!
Jake!
Give me another one.
They're going to synchronize it.
Do it.
I don't give a fuck.
These two pussies, I'm drinking with the boys.
Is Nick going?
Yeah.
I'm drinking with the boys.
I don't give a.
All right, our team's out.
I'm drinking with the fellas.
Oh, Nick's going.
They're saying how I'm going out.
Nick's going.
They're saying how I'm going out out Hank. That's a big puke
Jacob we're not going out like that
I thought that we have like 25 emergency cigarettes 15 for me
Drinking with the lights zero
Promise I would only do 12. Why do people saying it? I was 15
Even know man Max saying it 15 surprises oh if this is all he fuck off this is all he fuck off big cat big cat hey rigged
back down then cash of my homes what the fuck no Nick I didn't too wait what
what's happening oh what's happening the whole fucking team alone that our friend
even cute our friend Danny has brought two surprises. I hate you Danny
And you may do your surprise now
Alright, I sent them both the TJ
Big cat
What yeah Danny speak up I sent them both the TJ big cat I hope you like this. You should probably put your headphones on for this Since it's your birthday Brandon gets off Happy birthday dear Dan Happy birthday to you Now Big Cat
Since it's your birthday
Brandon gets a DOOM
Big Cat gets a
BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM
BOOOOM
I love those guys
And Big Cat we have one more from
Your favorite guys Who are those guys. Hey big cat. We have one more from your favorite guys
Oh, who are those guys? Oh, no way the Walmart. No way. Did we do videos?
Happy birthday
Happy 40th birthday. Oh, yeah big cat. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy 40th birthday. Oh yeah. Big happy birthday man. Happy birthday. They are so savvy that they couldn't find a way to DM me that directly.
So they posted that on their main page and said hope this suffices. Well go on and give
a speech for big cat. Hold on. Hold on.
Give a speech. Turn it 40. Our team is out by the way. The timeout surprise is not over.
Oh my God. Ladies and gentlemen, TJ hitching has a surprise. Oh, so there's been a guy
on Tik TOK film that has been tagging the yak every single day. Oh, I love it. Oh, he's
been chugging a beer every day on tick-tock chugged one with Dana
Chugged one with O'Malley now. He's been chugging a beer on tick-tock and a single day until he chugs a beer with the yak
For over 120 days. It's all do it. Holy. Oh, yeah, man. Who's the gentleman? What's his name? Michael Leiden YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Jake beer So we're going to have a question. Everybody take a lot of you guys.
I felt like I was a pain in the dick.
Now here we are.
Happy birthday.
Everybody happy case rate.
Even Donnie followed.
More badass like one of my dad.
Oh, the boys.
Man, I mean...
I fucking bled!
He's right here, bled!
I have a question.
Yes!
Michael!
Can I get Deutsch for these two?
I love this guy so much!
I love this guy so much!
Get him face down!
Get him ass down, get him ass up.
Yo, get him ass up.
I need your back.
I need your back.
I got a pay.
Did you puke?
I saw him puke and I decided to start puking.
I could have helped.
We got to throw a football.
This can't be the way to go out.
This guy's life is the best.
How many days?
126.
126 he was chugging right until he came.
Michael.
Get him, wrecked him up real quick.
Hold up, by the time this is filmed it'll be 128.
Because we gotta keep the secret till Friday.
Yeah.
I know functions.
I know functions, fuck it.
Wait, so you've just been chugging, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait for a sec.
Hold on.
You've been chugging.
Oh!
Oh shit!
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Legend.
Oh, it's in his nose!
Yeah!
What a hole in the top.
I'm blowing you out.
You're blowing the top.
Spray it everywhere.
Oh!
Oh!
You guys are out. Just stayed. I just stayed. I just stayed. It was the thought of me eating pussy that made me puke.
It sprayed everywhere.
Sprayed everywhere.
Let me hold your hair back.
Almost clipped.
I think we do ten minutes. Let me hold your hair back. Almost quit. I got you.
I think we do ten minutes.
TJ, what are you saying over there?
Fuck.
Ref, what's the decision?
I'm trying to figure out what the hell that is.
I'm sorry, TJ.
I didn't mean that.
You know I didn't mean it.
Everybody listen!
Shut up.
Everybody listen!
Yeah, call me fuckface.
Why?
I didn't like that.
Everybody listen! Everybody listen! You're call me fuckface. Why? I didn't like that. Everybody listen!
Everybody listen!
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hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
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hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Shut up! PFT! PFT! PFT!
Good job! Good job!
Just a couple 40 year olds puking.
Oh, sorry.
Sit down. Sit down. No, race announcement. From Brandon Walker.
Anything.
Could be anything.
Hey, Lukey, what do we get?
Get that race announcement.
We're getting a race announcement
from Brandon Walker.
This is gonna be anything.
Come on, Mississippi.
What kind of race?
What are we talking about?
Nick.
Toast, Brandon.
Case race announcement.
Case.
OK.
There are three teams left.
We're dead.
Two.
No.
How many teams are left?
Three. We're out. Right. No. How many teams are left? Three.
We're out.
Right.
I'm in.
Mangold's in, right?
Yeah.
Oh!
Hey!
Kiss is in, right?
Hey!
Sopranos is in.
Where's the only team that's still in?
Sopranos is out.
We got a Deutz left.
They are out.
Deutz.
They're out.
It's 50-50.
He's out.
He's out.
Everybody listen.
Me and Hank, it's four.
It is now eight. No, we'll. Hey! Take his. Hey, Deutz. He's out. He's out. Everybody listen. It is now...
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Hey, go.
Shut up!
Take control.
.
You just take control.
Ladies and gentlemen.
It's a sprint to 50.
.
The first team to 50.
The first team to 50.
The first team to 50.
How many right?
50?
50? First and true? team to 50. The first team to 50 wins. The first team to 50 wins.
Starting right now. First team to 50 wins. No, we didn't know it's George
Yes Dana first team to 50 wins we choose Deutsch yeah, let's use our door tell them Max but
Deutsch hey we want to use our do it right now Okay, okay This is under protests
I don't know this is under protest
Because they puked you could be with me we're playing the game 14 Good we could break Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Here it is. Will. Here we go. Deutsch alert.
Deutsch, give me four.
Give me four, Deutsch.
Give me four, Deutsch.
Hey.
Give me four, Deutsch.
Hey, hey.
Start the clock, TJ.
Start the clock.
On you, Deutsch.
On you, on you.
Deutsch, go.
I wasn't like all the other kids, girl.
Give me Deutsch for the last run.
We can't relax.
Thank you. this is under protest
wanted to do we go well why
no no
the limit Nelly Doit's
a throw
a little better back there all your way to your life
do it they're all hey. Oh shit. We got 12 seconds. We're done
One more one more
One more do it to us
Oh, yeah, George. Yes, okay, Jay. Can I get do it? You're done. Oh
When we're done with 36, I'm a 36
Yeah, go ahead I get do it when we're done? Oh, you're done. When we're done? I'm at 36. I'm at 36. Well, thanks for still being around. All right, so we need one more for the win.
Yeah, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Do whatever you need.
We need one more for the win.
Your team is eliminated.
Get it, Max.
Get it, Max.
We need one more for the win.
Push it, Max.
Yeah, Max.
Push it, Max.
Dan.
Shut it down.
Everyone ready for it, for the win?
Dana, stop this.
Dana.
Dana.
Dana, stop this. Dana. this. Dana stop this.
Yes Max.
Yes Max.
How much time do I have?
No no.
This is under protest.
Max is going ball game
when there's more minutes.
Ball game. Team kiss.
Pals Pals.
This is under protest. Hells Bells! No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't let go. Hells, hells, hells bells! I was told that
was a rule. Is it over? Hells, hells bells! Hells, hells bells! Alright, let's get some
ice cream. Hells, hells, hells bells! Yeah, yeah get the ice cream. I was told that was a rule.
Would you rather have a flapper or an ice cream?
Get the ice cream.
Oh, get Deutch the ice cream.
Get Deutch the ice cream.
Get the ice cream.
Deutch, get the ice cream.
This is bullshit.
Who's got the ice cream?
This is bullshit. You gotta go.
He looks like he's running the crack.
I think my favorite part of this whole thing is that
Will kept on saying
are we still in it?
We're down like 14 feet.
He still thinks he's in it.
Y'all are nerpy.
You guys won.
You guys used Joyce twice.
No, you used him first George twice Use them first use them first we get knocked over that he knocked over the beer
He knocked over beat himself
Hey
Yeah, I mean if using George's twice as cool can I get do it you we go to see relations I guess hey
You guys want hit the town line?
This is bullshit. Yeah, I'm trying to get drunk
You ever said nothing since the first beer everyone if you have headphones put them on so that we can actually yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey, should we should we uh should play werewolf?
Yeah, werewolf! Yes!
If you have headphones, put them on.
If you have headphones, put them on.
Let's play fucking werewolf.
I love that Will, like, we've been out for like 20 minutes.
Let me get another beer.
And Will's just been like, we're still in it.
Eww, it's stinging.
Look at the scores, dude.
I know, bro.
Nick and I puked our guts out.
There's a part of me that's like, we can't go out like this.
I had 12 beers.
Brandon, give us give us.
Oh, nice shirt, Brandon.
Ooh, very nice.
Oh, Brandon, give us a quick rundown of what just happened
from your perspective.
Hold on.
Let Brandon talk.
Dana, let Brandon talk.
Dana assaulted me.
And he elbowed me twice with his whole body.
Hold on, Hank.
You puked, PFT puked.
I did not.
You puked again.
Nick puked, PFT puked again.
Will's been a fucking cunt the entire show.
Max is an asshole somewhere wherever he is.
Danny is so drunk he can't even talk. I don somewhere, wherever he is. Danny is so drunk. He can't even talk.
Uh, I don't know who he is, but apparently it's his dream to be here. So God bless you,
sir. Uh, Kyle's back to life all of a sudden. I had to make a wish once Kyle was Kyle had
his pants around his ankles pissing just a second ago in the bathroom up against the
wall. His ass was green and
Mangold still here. That's what I see. Mangold had a true 15 as well. Brandon, what hotel we at this weekend? Why is another one? Hold on. No, this is under protest. Like what do you think?
All right. Brandon, it's under protest. We changed rules under protest. Who won?
We had that first. You can't just, we were playing the game and then all of a sudden it's like,
all right, Nick, 50. Not one of you motherfuckers respected any rule all night
You changed it and you bitch and you whined the whole night you wouldn't shut the fuck up two minute warnings are real thing
Yeah, not not if that is that's a real. That's a real thing. It's a real thing look at Dana
Can't wait to play werewolf no
Do we really lose? Yeah?
You're all wait wait. Where's everybody else hey marlon puking is fucking I is Italian discrimination
We'll just keep counting for the rest of the night. I just want to say shout out my guy Willie Willie boy
foxhole guy
We've been eliminated for like 25 minutes and we'll just been sitting here going we got to stay in it
We miss the fucking beer dude. Get a max. Pussy. Dana are you gonna do a gauntlet?
Fat pussy.
Fat pussy.
Yeah yeah.
Why would you throw it?
Why would you throw water?
There was no reason to throw it.
Dana are you gonna do a gauntlet?
I was gonna say butt chug.
I was ready for the butt chug.
Oh yeah you're gonna butt chug Dana.
We're gonna butt chug Dana.
Dana do we have a funnel?
Ah that's a little...
Dana.
Dana should do the ga have a funnel up that Dana
Dana she's a gauntlet if he's under two and a half minutes he has to butt chug
No, no if he's over six minutes he has to bunch
Over four over four over four
I'll butt chug for free
Point of order.
What are we doing over here?
Big Cat.
What are we playing for the rest of the night?
We gotta play Werewolf and Dana has to butt chug.
1 v 1.
Just let him go mono-mono.
Dana has to butt chug.
Dana versus Max, 1 v 1.
In what?
Basketball?
One chug.
I will fuck him up in basketball. Oh, and chug him? No, one on one. One on one. First max 1v1 in what basketball one shot?
Oh
Right now
On your back on your back on your back on your back on your back get in your back
You guys have to get as a stay now come on
Oh boy
Give them a gift Dana bill
Give Dana pillow do it out of the turf do it out of the turf
or turf turf Why are these guys mad at each other
We're not allowed in the tunnel anymore Here we go
I go on the turn
Should I run this
Roll right right go run it hold on
So like now why didn't they tell me that I had had fucking meat dripping from my goatee when I wiped this drip?
Oh.
I just wiped that off my...
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Oh, they're about to get it.
Get them on their backs!
Yeah, on their backs!
Right, what's that drill called?
Oklahoma Drill.
Why, man?
Oh, God.
He's driving.
Someone's going to get so hurt.
I fucking love this so much.
My money's on Max.
I think Max is going to get low.
Yeah, I do.
Max is an athlete.
Dana's fat.
Max is so fat.
No, but Max is a lower body.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Brandon!
Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
Just make sure it's alright.
How's it going?
Max is like super-Max.
In what way?
He has a football on his hand.
No, this is gonna be a good compliment.
Yeah, I really don't know very much.
Max is getting another injury.
This is where the Super Bowl will be off.
This could be, this could be a game changer.
This is so great.
Oh my God.
I can't believe this happening.
These two are going to have to be the these two are evenly matched.
All it took was one of them back.
They're back.
Max is ready to fucking go.
I will and Bingo watch out.
I think they will will move out of the way.
Where's the whistle!
I don't have it!
Here you go.
Oh shit.
Brandon.
Alright.
Move Brandon, yeah.
I feel like Max has the advantage, Dana has.
Will move out of the shot!
You gotta go over here.
This is head to head, This is a head to head drill. All right, just let go.
No, you're going to be sick.
Hey, all right?
You two got that?
You two got that?
Yeah, this is boring.
Great.
Shh.
Stop.
Are you two more guys?
Dude, I am.
Dave is ready.
This head is elevated.
He's like ready to fuck.
I got Max, though.
I got Max. I'll put it on the record. I got Max. ready to fuck. I got Max though. I got Max.
I'll put it on the record, I got Max.
I got Max though, I got Max.
He's crying right now.
You got Max?
This is so funny. Hold on.
Alright.
SET!
SET!
Get him! Get him!
Wait.
Get him! Get him!
It's set hut!
Get him!
Where's the loot?
Get him! Get him! Right! No, no, no, no, no! Get him! I'm crying so hard right now.
What?
Any further away.
Someone could get really hurt.
All right.
Brandon has a whistle.
Big cat.
There has to be a moment that you have to step back and just like this is the world
I built and this has to be crying.
Oh my God.
These two fat fucks. I don't know who challenged who. Oh, my God. These two fat fuck.
I don't know who challenged who?
I don't know.
Hey, yeah.
Oh, no.
Over myself.
Right.
See, that's the girl.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, Max. Day. Day. I don't know.
Max, he got through.
Yeah, definitely.
Do it again!
Again!
Do it again!
You gotta tackle.
Do it again!
Was there a ball?
Who had the ball?
Max won.
Max won.
It should be who tackled.
It should be a tackle competition. I don't tackle. Yeah. It should be a tackle.
I don't know if Dana knew the rules.
Who called who fat first?
I think Dana thought you just stand up and hit the other guy.
Who? Who?
Oh, I think they're switching.
Yeah, I know they are.
Alright, here we go.
So close.
Max!
Max! Max!
Max!
That's a fucking fool!
Max!
Come on, man!
Where's Dana?
Dana doesn't exist anymore!
Where's Dana?
Dana, get up!
What are you fucking saying?
You! Ain are you fucking saying? You!
You!
That's a fucking
BOOM!
Where's Dana?
Dana's not here!
Dana stay over there!
Don't come back!
You unbuttoned his shirt!
Don't come back, Dana! Don't come back! You unbuttoned his shirt. Don't come back, Dana!
Don't come back!
He got me.
He got me.
Alright, Max.
God damn it, Max.
God damn it.
He got me.
He got me.
What a beast.
That was a training camp. That would have been the end of the game.
Oh, my God.
Dana's getting cut tomorrow.
Oh, my God.
The GM's looking at that and saying,
I'm cutting that guy.
Let's do a quick post-game interview.
Max.
We, by the way, we all said you were gonna win that.
Yeah.
We did. We knew you're strong.
Max, really shouldn't dominate out there. Tell me about that game. I got to win that. Yeah, we did. We knew you're strong. Max, really see him dominate out there.
Tell me about that game.
I gotta see that.
You don't wanna see that.
Oh.
See that.
Oh.
Oh.
Happy birthday to you.
Oh, it's all of us.
Happy birthday dear everyone.
Thank you.
To you. Hi everyone. Happy birthday dear everyone.
Thank you.
Hi everyone.
Happy birthday to you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Do it together boys, do it together.
One, two, three.
Fuck, Steve's still alive
Max oh
My god
I'll say this Dana. The only good thing for you is that it was a little bit out of camera
But I'm sure we have alternate clips. We can edit in
But you got fucking data
Body like that was like talking to Mike
Just completely and utterly undressed. Yeah, even a shirt was buttoned up
It would be on button know it was button to the top and then Max hit up and all the buttons came right
It was it was face to the max. How do you feel down?
I feel great who called who fat first
Dana be self-aware reading cake like an apple
When you were lining up we're like I was like max is a fucking sumo Oh
That's my boy back
Give me another fucking beard
Think about step over him afterwards. No, no, no, I'm a respectful guy. You fucked me up, dude. Holy shit. I knew you were gonna fuck me up, dude. I knew you
were. I didn't even try to tackle him. I wanted want to go straight on I didn't want to do the bullshit get up
Go straight on he's fucking huge. Oh
I'll go straight. Oh, let's go go straight up straight up go straight up
Take the wind no max go again on Dana. You're a bitch. No do it data. You're a No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, back snow off to mom yeah got checks mix if he wants checks oh no Wait, do we make do we make loser of Max Merce? No, we do the wheel the wheels gonna spin for who has a milkshake. Yeah, just a taste
Just have to have a taste just a taste just a taste
Eliminator or no?
Eliminator Eliminator and I gotta say Mike you might have to be on the wheel. Yeah, Mike's on the wheel. I'm in the seat
That's Mike. Careful.
What you wish for Mike should win. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, This is gonna be bad. This is worse than this. All right, hold on, TJ. Get over here. Yeah.
Yeah.
TJ, will you narrate for the podcast?
Ronald Deutsch.
Ronnie, sit down.
How many, how much you need to eat to make that, uh?
The whole gallon.
Well, in college, it came up.
It came up.
Hold on, hold on.
Deutsch is talking about his milkshake.
Reset, reset, reset.
Hold on.
Time out.
Let the boys go.
TV time out.
Brandon, do you only, I think Brandon only cares about himself?
Why would you say that?
I do like him a lot three nine twenty-five usually I can three nine usually I can warm it up and it's coming out
Yeah, all right, you got it do it's gonnautch, let us know when you're ready to regurgitate.
And it's Wheel Eliminator.
Everyone's on it.
Everyone's on it.
All right, here we go.
Let's watch these guys.
Make some noises for God.
Hey, listen.
I play by the rules.
It has a bit of a bite to it, my friend.
I play by the rules.
OK.
Are we in this?
All right.
I'm actually just going to attack him.
Oh, my God.
I can't
do standing god all right we're ready
I know he's already mentally out for
Dana yeah that's what we had quit
yeah what is this dude to kill him max
look like the fat swan we're good on the
whistle one day to get low data so high
over the top. Hofstra.
Oh!
There you go!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Come on!
That's a fucking step!
That's a fucking step!
That's a fucking step!
He made me happy!
That's a beast! That's a fucking... That's a beast!
That's a beast!
Right there, right there!
Look at this!
That's a beast!
My boy Max is a beast!
Oh my god!
No, no!
Oh my god!
Will, have you ever seen...
Did you go puke? You had to puke. God's Doug. Well, if you were seeing
you go, you had to be as soon as they hate you heard.
No. Well, where you been?
Max killed him twice.
Well, where were you?
I was there when the Max he just
did it again.
Play it again for Will.
Hey, Dana.
What the fuck?
He's fucking huge.
I don't know. I'm going to call him out with that second one. I didn't want a second one. No, I know I you asked I don't know
My voice a beast I'm proud of you max. I'm so proud of you. Oh my god. That was fun
Well you guys were gone
Ronnie's eaten the ice cream.
And we're going to spin Eliminator
whole show to see who has to take a taste.
Hey, I will be honest.
I am curious that it tastes like a straight milkshake.
Well, we'll see if your name comes up.
I can ask a question.
I can ask a question.
What, Coach?
Stephen, this is my surprise, everybody. But. I ask a question. I ask a question. As one course. Hey, Stephen, this is my surprise. Everybody
but even she has a question. No, what flavor ice cream is it? Cookies and cream cookies
and cream. All right. All right. I'm the worst. Why don't we spin the wheel right now? Can
I get another beer? Yeah, let's do it. TJ. Let's spin the wheel. Put everyone on it.
Mike's on it. Brandon's on it. Wait, Che. Really good. What flavor would you have said that is the
worst chocolate?
Just super bland. Like you can taste the stomach acidity in it.
I'm fine. Cookies and cream at least like maybe can be blended
a little bit.
Don't insult me. There's no acidity. Yeah, come on. Nine out of ten chance.
Doors. My boy's baby.
Hey, Doich, tell him.
Tell him why.
Like after three months, your liver is clear for fucking drinking again.
Page, can I get a hair tie?
I said that to you.
Yeah, I told you I haven't drank since the beer Olympics.
You're like, oh, you're good.
Your liver is absolutely reset.
Three months here. Liver completely
is natural. How do you know that? My my pediatrician has
been telling me that wait your pediatrician. Are you? Oh,
well, look at this. Watch this is the second one. Oh, yeah, suck his ass. Suck him. Oh my god. Dana. Oh, man. Dana says he's a thief.
He stuck me.
Ha ha ha.
Oh my god.
Dude, but I love that shit.
Like, I don't know.
No, that's a human body craving contest.
Like, right now, I just want to jump into a brick wall.
For no reason.
I want to break my ribs.
The stance is sick.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, man.
Yes!
You need to push me!
You need to push me!
Good push, boys.
That was a good push.
I know, I know, I know.
Well, what's wrong over there, Will?
You folded him.
Folded him. Twice!
Twice. The confidence he had going into that, like,
you folded his ass.
With all the shit.
That's what the people think over here.
Everyone likes to call Max fat guy, fat guy Max.
And I'm the best athlete in this fucking room.
Anyone who isn't, like, a pro athlete.
Oh, he's calling you out, Will.
Yeah, well, anyone who isn't a pro athlete.
Get on the turf!
Hasn't got a pro athlete. Get on the turf! Get him! Oh, he's calling you out well
Compton better athlete than me will get him on the turf
Better athlete I think you're a be sure you are still very fat people don't forget about
Forget beat him on the I think you're obese
I don't think that we should let max say I'm the best athlete here
Get you played fucking rugby that like ten people we got we got we got we're all oh I'm pfd
man gold is two seats away from me literally I started this conversation
George is making the milkshake right now Titus Nick man obviously better athlete
and will come better athletes get his ass. One on one, Max? One on one. Obviously Tidus is a better athlete as well.
So you're going to say besides three people,
I'm the best athlete in this room.
Oh, he's making the milkshake.
All right, all right.
There you go.
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all right so I I want what what is it cold he tempted us will you is it good? What the fuck?
That's a good bad
Spoon one one we all
Big cat all agree one edge in if you had jinnies right now. Oh, man
Yes
One spoon. Yes, I'll eliminate her one spoon. Do it. How's the one spoon?
Here we go.
We're doing one spoon.
It's a good boy.
I want everything tonight.
One spoon.
It is a good bad.
It's a good batch.
I won the whole good bad.
We had a good batch on the hand.
We all knew who's going to end up here.
Hey, talk to him.
Oh, my God. No, talk to him, Max. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Dude, no.
I'm not doing this.
I literally won everything tonight.
I'm out.
Ask me something that I've lost.
You're not going to lose the wheel.
Just say yes.
I'm out.
If you guys win, everyone should buy it.
Where's Hank?
It's been over, Will.
All right.
Come on, Hank.
Where's Hank?
Hank is on the wheel.
Where is Hank?
But where is he?
He's along for the ride.
Give me the story. It was good. Look at something. It's a limiter. Give me the story. We'll we use on the wheels hang where is along for the ride
It's a limiter
No, who was that?
Will's out
140 million It stick will to
It's calling you out 140 million dollars is fucking crazy
Hank is out another fucking pussy
Or I had to but I don't have to you're still here Would you have done it the whole fucking thing he's still doing no fucking way
How's it looking PFT's out I will be a two of them
When do we start getting nervous now
Keep going big guy
Baby if I'm Mike I gotta be nervous right now. Yeah
I was so gonna do it. We all were gonna do it
Yeah, we know yeah you have to I'm out Dana's out dude, I want to slurp that shit down This will be something. This will be so fun. Like Danny.
Nick!
I love that dude.
Danny said make a wish.
Where's Brandon?
Brandon's on this.
I know, where is he right now?
Jokovic!
Shit!
Max!
Max can't stop winning. I keep fucking winning! Oh
We gotta have max on every case KB, let's go
I don't like this boys. What's it looking like? Hey! Mike! Where's Brandon? Mike slipped in panties.
Where's Brandon? Wait, what's a sweep?
Yeah, it's...
Deutsche Swiss...
Rocket Titus!
Rocket Titus!
Are we doing best of seven or seven?
The tongue!
Yeah, best wheel.
Titus, the tongue! Wait, where is Brandon? That's the seven
Wait, where is Brandon is Brandon? I think it left way to Wisconsin
Hell's bells seven
That's the seven before we start the best of seven Deutsch describe the batch
Okay
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Hey, so Mike still in it yeah
So Mike is alive All right, here we go best seven
Here we go, that's the seven we're doing yeah
Where is Brandon
Yo, it's wrinkles Brandon. Wisconsin. Sprinkles. Yeah.
Yeah.
We have sprinkles.
Nick, where are the sprinkles?
Put some sprinkles on it.
It's just one spoon, right?
Yeah, just one little spoon.
One spoon, Mike.
Can I put it in a beer?
Yep.
Hey, but if you want to be a legend, you chug.
Mike, if you want to be a legend, you chug.
Mike, you're gonna have to just chug that.
Come on, Mike.
And then what?
Leave for some? You leave. Two-nothing up. Oh my then what leave for some you leave and I'll never do nothing
To nothing
There is a sweep you piss your pants
Come on Mike get on the board Mike there you go to one. Yeah
Good comeback Mike
Series doesn't start until the home team wins the game
Hell, yeah, that's actually the opposite.
Fucking three. When he left, that's how he lost.
Three, one, three, one, three, one, Brandon.
We'll make him drink his car is gone.
We'll got Brandon. We'll make him drink it.
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Do it said it would taste like ice cream
Get the scoop of the ice cream. It's not so much
Oh, this is gross wire taste is so fucking gross up say you've been holding on to that cake for so I
Was what's up? Yeah?
He's done my face KB give me some of that
Out of your fucking throat
Maybe you need to walk over here and hand it to me
B go hand it to him. Hey, baby. Go KB Oh, man
It didn't taste that bad it was pretty good. Yeah, it was pretty good
When as hell this guy just wins at everything don't you call're gonna call your dad be like dad. They loved it
How many you fucking?
me. Get a bite. Get a quick bite. Oh my God. Oh, that's that's a great. Yeah. It wasn't bad. It tastes like an Oreo McFlurry. Review is right after you take a bite. No. And here
we are. Another beer. Yes. I review review. Everyone be quiet. Che review review this is so liquidy it's so like it's great that holy shit me it doesn't
make a frown trust me it's great nervous about it do it you might have a you threw this up
this is one of the door let's play werewolf yeah werewolf werewolf
Give it a review give it a review
Literally is not bad. Hey guys guys guys. Oh
He's doing more. Oh
ABC soup already
Revised revised I can taste a little bit of something
So you've tasted something asked me give me a cake give me Who wants to taste it you can taste it I went for a big tight is
Who was it you can taste it?
It's not bad you can taste the stuff It's as Hank by the way it wants some Nick said that's a good question Max
Said he wanted some oh
Nick I know you want some Nick
You put that rev that Raptors
young like a fucking pussy. I'm not the main character by the way. I just want to make
that clear. I just want to do it. Do it. Shut max no no I won't do it what do you not
be angry using cream max set the tone for the eagle will won't will won't Will, Will, Will, Give it to Will. No, no, no, no.
No.
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There's a little bit of toys and then meet max on the turf. Yep. Love it Oh
How the fuck did George get away with this
For America when I said that let's play where Verse will yeah, all right well you want to go
Well it's got a lot of you both. I know there's no yes
I'll give you ball yes
You want me that ball you want to be on the website max there's no upside all right all right
I would love for you to turn it down. I would love there's no upside all right all right. I would love for you to turn it down. I would
There's no upside
What happens if I win oh
Like a fucking girl be well, I have no downside so I'm
What about what about Max first bangled?
Man, I mean very ah no he's a serium man
Go my god me man go to the in this shit from the beginning
What I'm like getting what are you in the beginning?
No, no honestly all I need to know is that will is scared of me. Yeah, that's a fact
Yeah, well is yeah
Crowd here
I just spilled so much
Ass was terrified Well Well, John Max, there's no, I might lose you. What if we do a zero upside?
You might want to decline. That's all I'm saying. A decline. No, no, no. What do you, a punt
set. Oh, but that's like, yeah, no, a decline from you as a win for me. So I'm, I'm in,
I'm in for a will decline. You can't go out this way. Yeah. It's like anybody out there
that wants to go one on oneone Nikki smokes tried the same thing
But that's all I need to know if he's scared of me
If he's scared of me, why is nobody scared of you? Nobody's scared of you, you fat boy.
Nobody's scared of you.
I'm not scared of you.
You could make it.
You could never make it.
Yep.
So why would I be like me challenging fucking Danny over there?
Come on.
Why you gotta do that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, because there's nothing to gain from it.
I'm rubber.
That's correct.
I'm rubber.
That was a true.
That's correct.
Yeah, see, I'm smacking right at you. All right all right no I don't even want it if
you decline it's great because I just want to do it I'll do it for you if you
want yeah Dana will be you already trying I already put you in the dirt. Yeah, it was so well the first time
You don't like cookies and cream
We all it is vomit Where's another Oklahoma tonight? I'll do it. I'll do it. Where's the milkshake? Do it you throw it away let's play werewolf say play. Yeah, where was
Always got it. He's got him. He's got nothing to lose. Yeah, you're all to lose correct
Yeah, you're to lose
The only thing that it proves is that you're scared yeah, you're scared of it doesn't prove That's a fact when he says nothing lose it in other words
And you weren't you could never do it fight you you can never make it that far. Yeah, he made it
You can never make it that far
That's the difference everybody would love a shot at the title
i would want the same shot as you correct i'm i am more than happy to not play this fight
you didn't care about whatever i got max i got i don't i am happy to not make this fight because
i can for the rest of my life say that NFL will Compton did not want this smoke
Everybody in this room can see the same exact thing. No, I think I think max has it. I'm gonna rule this round
I'm sure you do. No, I don't want it. I don't want it. You don't want it
I don't want to be a sir. Talk to me will do well will look at me
No, because hey big guy big cat. Big cat. Look at me.
Imagine the one slight...
Yup, that's what he's thinking.
Imagine...
Imagine if I fucked his...
No, we ain't...
Imagine...
Imagine...
He's thinking it!
It's in the back of his head!
Which means I won!
Unbelievable.
Oh, that's not a good look, Will.
He's got that splitter of dye.
My wear box.
This is up here as my favorite podcast. It's not how I want to remember you. This is not a good look, Will. He's got that slimmer, doughty face up here as my favorite podcast host.
You know what I'm saying, man?
This is not a good look for you.
Okay, you do it.
I don't need to.
Will.
Exactly.
My resume speaks for itself.
Exactly.
Wow.
Special teams.
Oh, fuck, Will Compton up too.
Proble Snub.
Proble Snub.
Special teams.
Play Werewolf.
You don't want to smoke. It's fine. Let's play werewolf. I would want
If I was you I want the same smoke to you yeah, well put my dog body. What are you talking about Jay?
You're right. It's an easy tackle, but the one time yeah, if you were to get it
He's so you would have it forever because he is he is a massive human being. He's huge.
He's got no 2025. He's got no 2025 resolutions.
Like he's a man. How many people look like me?
Would you be scared of how many people in my way?
By zero zero, but there's zero upside.
Yeah, zero. Good. Listen, we're at the point.
You understand that one. If you don't do this, I don't want to do this.
No, no, sir. No, sir. I have one. Will, are you saying you're threatened at all by Matt? Are you saying you're threatened at all by Matt? That's what it is.
You're saying I don't want, I don't want this anymore. But you would be saying I need to do that with everybody who challenged me.
Nicky Smokes wanted the Oklahoma jury. He said, hey, for content, for content. It's like, There's there's zero upside for my breath. I don't want it. You and I are the same page
You will win by not wanting wanting to do this to me and I will win by not wanting to do this to you
Because you look at me as a threat that's a I don't look at that is a fact
Yeah, I don't look at you. Yes, it does or else you would do it
You got to understand that there That is a fact. Yeah, I don't look at you. No, yes it does or else you would do it. That's true. I am a threat.
You've got to understand that there's-
No, no, no, no, no.
There's no other way to look at it, buddy.
I am a threat or else you would do it.
You're not a threat.
That's a fact.
No, I don't- listen.
I have already won.
How much do you weigh?
I weigh 290 pounds.
Can you even squat to 25?
Will, just go fuck him up. Of course I can squat to 25. Can you even squat 225?
Of course I can squat 225.
You want me to do it right now?
You want me to go squat 225?
I have a broken foot!
I will...
No, no, no, Will, I'm on your side.
He's running his fucking mouth,
going from in the dirt.
No, we're on the same page.
PFT, there's zero upside.
What do you mean?
He needs this this I don't
I don't I don't want to do it. Yeah, I know you don't and you know, but you need this so you would do it
We're good
Will if I were to say one-on-one me versus you what would you say?
No, there's no there's zero. I just be well what about me? What about me?
who Zero upside what about Danny we take Danny you back
You fuck up Danny go fuck up Danny
You know this I know zero up you'll fuck up
Let him be let him be my
Max taking pity on you. He's not Max says I agree you will but I also think you just go fuck up Danny
Yeah, yeah, go fuck up. Don't fuck up Danny
Fuck up me, or you'll fuck up Max.
Danny will have to fall.
I don't need to fuck up Max.
This guy's out of control.
No, I'm not.
Everything I'm saying right now is completely valid.
Will, let me ask you this.
What about Will?
Yeah, exactly.
You're zero upset, so why would I give you that?
I don't want you to give it to me.
Oh. What we have to do is we have to go around Robin. No. Exactly zero upset, so why would I give you that I I don't want you to give it to me
Deutsch go against Max get George fuck up Max Max, why not? Why don't you go? Why don't you get it? I want you!
Max, you have to!
Max, you have to!
Max, go against Deutsch!
Max, go against Deutsch!
Max, go against Deutsch!
I've already been challenged twice!
Pussy!
Pussy!
Take him, Deutsch! Deutsch, you have to go! So you're being
You have to go
Twice and I've accepted the challenge twice same guy though
I have to prove time out time out time out what same guy
She gets will Yeah. All right. No, no, no, no, no. He beats Deutsche as well. Jay, we're not going to sit here and walk you into this thing.
Why'd you say walk?
Why did you say walk to Stephen?
I can't get by you.
Hey, Max, what challenges have you accepted outside of Dana?
What? I said the Dana challenge twice.
Yeah, I beat him.
So he asked me for another challenge.
And I took the challenge again.
So I beat him
Challenging you what else do you want?
Will would you would you Oklahoma drill? I don't I don't want to I don't want to do
My goal is your will find me
Area because there's upside to that content. There's no upside to max, correct. What about defeating max?
There's zero upside to the direct max I feel we got in the jar. What do you mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah even me putting even me putting max in the dirt
It would be upside for max to get put in the dirt by will
Max you have no one to go get storage. He's calling you out
This is a crazy anybody who would be hard might take commenting. Main character Max.
Is upside.
It's very funny because Max turned into Will so fast when Deutch challenged him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was no part of Deutch.
I also don't.
Max, take on Deutch.
All right, fine.
I'll take it.
It's an eight versus nine scene.
Max versus Deutch.
There we go.
Good matchup. That's all it took. Fine, I'll take an eight versus nine see Max versus George
There you go, Max, what do you want Deutsch Willie Willie scared
And Max win Well, you are put in a terrible spot and Max wins
Well you are put in a terrible spot
Take your 140 tell him to fuck off. You're good. One 40 mil. You're you're good. One for dude. One. You got one 40. Put it on record though. We'll count them back down to Danny Conrad. Yeah, that is true. That is true.
You should take Danny. Want to know Danny Danny? You'd crumple. Yeah, but again, but
not Max. there is zero upside
There's literally a zero percent chance you wouldn't compliment
You got it. No, I understand that you would again over max if there's that point
That he's watched cut it cut it you to change
Being washed well will we take Jay?
You're washed
Yeah, let's contact Ken Chay catch a ball while wheels covering him. Oh
Question now, that's good. Again,
great question. Probably not zero upside. Why you great coverage. Log him up. Build
your resume. We call that one double star. Yeah, but I mean he did run a four four. I
would personally challenge him. Jay, then take it. Well, he's not asking me. He's asking you what a BFT he gets you. That's what I'm saying. Like Dana, you guys tackle Dana real
quick or sorry. Tackle Max and end it real quick. No, we'll
been putting a bad spot. I understand that. Will is not. Does me. He's not going to leave
Barstow. Yeah, I'm backing will up. I'm backing well up. Well,
he should not be competing. What are you talking about? Why would it shut everybody up? What
if we go through everybody will have no upside? Well, it's not doing this. What I prove you
wrong. Well, I care about proving well, I hate the cheap seats. I'm not alone. You're 140 run brother. A couple of years ago you take the one for everybody here tackles
max and then the final boss, but you get to will. He's already didn't. He's telling my
dad, well, come on. Yeah, that's a good point. Mike told her out there, even if I tackle max if he gets a little bit of lean he gets to use that
In his mind he wins
Do you understand that?
No, no stop everyone stop stop
Not need to prove shit. Yeah, have a good match up here. We'll play ten years the NFL
He's got a fucking museum after what do I have to prove? Will doesn't have to prove anything half a museum
But what do I have to prove to you?
Nothing. All right, we got George first. Yeah, we have a good
Let's focus on what we do have
Non-king out there dude, I would expect will to win but maybe
If that happens will I'm 100% backing you
a loose loose
On the sidelines for a while, you know stern pot a little bit he's absolutely correct. He's 100% correct
Never do that because you don't want to go again because even if he beats even if he dummies chair dummies max
It was like what we expected
Max might die this big boy. He just took down Dana look at toys a fucking Such a
Twice
We need it are they brother-in-law
Max, yeah. Has been.
Has been.
Has been.
Max is big in the bottom.
They're close.
Get farther away.
Ronnie's a beast.
A little further away.
Here we go.
Who's got the whistle?
Who's got the whistle?
Scoot.
You got the whistle?
Max is big in the lower.
Brandon's not here.
You gotta be the whistle guy.
I'm so unreal.
Can George get low enough?
That's the question.
We good?
Yeah, you say ready go.
Max is so like, he's a man. He's a man. He's a human being. He's big. George get low enough the question. Yeah, you say ready go like easy
Mike told her you are seeing a goal line
I get it now well
At all cost yeah
Back oh my god
All right max all right max that's some good shit
Be the one
He's the one I'm not one to talk. It's good shit.
I don't need to go against Will Compton.
But I want every single one of you.
I want every single one of you.
This is it.
The Fat Max.
The Fat Max.
Jokes that every one of you.
I'm a better athlete. Than that every one of you I'm a better athlete than every single one
of you other than Nick Mangold Will Compton. That's fair. No not even me and KB. That's
it. I'm a better athlete than every single one of you. All of that. I want to play Max.
It's really good. It's really good that Max didn't make himself the main character tonight.
I didn't want to make myself the main character.
But I've been fucking all of you up. Have I not?
Max, didn't you play sports at college?
Yeah, I played sports at college.
Everyone doesn't like to remember that.
Because I'm fucking fat.
Everyone doesn't like to remember that because I'm fucking
What a quote in fact
But I'm better athlete than all these fucking pussies. All right, well
I'm a fucking athlete. Don't forget it. You don't want to show them what's up You don't want it when we're at camp bar still the entire rumor was like we cannot let max hit this guy's so good
Oh werewolf
Connor Griffin, let me get another fucking here. I do to him. I fucked him up with my bitch
Up with my bitch. He didn't have no go
I said people do I need the fucking
Dominate on the turf as he's proved himself right in every regard. Yeah, he's number one. Thank you, Connor Griffin.
Hey, Nick, Nick.
Thank you, Connor Griffin.
And this is the Byrds.
And this is the Byrds.
Hey, Nick, same weight class.
Why wouldn't you go against him?
I don't need to.
Yeah, man, you could.
Why?
I would like to make you a special smoothie.
I don't want to go against him.
Am I online? I don't even know if I'm online right now am I
Why wouldn't you go you are on the way?
Why and hear any volume coming chief
What is pedigree have to do when's the last time you play assumed
I don't want to go against either the two Pedigreef do when's the last time you played assumed? What happened to which?
I don't want to go against either the two
Why you trying to
Know all I'm thank you. Thank you. Thank you, George I already said that I think I knew the book was position and then you should never do it
I'm starting the pot a little bit, but no, that's stupid.
Yeah, no, there's no reason for you to do it.
Yeah.
Well, do not do that.
There's no reason.
You play good line, right?
And I want to say right now, if we're nearing the end.
Okay.
Will, this is three, four years ago.
If you got sunburned.
Hey.
He was 10 years ago.
What's the, what's the pump song?
I'll be your wish, I'll be your dream, I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope, I'll be your love,
I'll be everything that you need.
I'll love you more with every second move and dee dee dee.
I'll love you, I'll be your love, I'll be your love.
I'll be faithful, I'll'll be a real good show Let them come in on a whole religion
A religion for living
A deeper meaning, yeah
I wanna stand with you on a mountain
I wanna bathe with you in the sea.
I wanna lay like this forever until the sky falls down on me.
And I don't know any of the words for that.
All right, now we do Piano Man.
All right. Next. One game of Werewolf. No Piano Man? Werewolf. And I don't know Alright now we do piano man
One game of werewolf. No
Whoever wins a game of werewolf ends, but let's let's like make it clear
Let's make it clear. Wilcompton was terrified to go
I fucking love Wilcompton. I fucking love this this guy I'm gonna miss the fuck out of the sky. He's dead to us in ten days. I fucking love him
Well said
I just want to say that Max makes some really good points. Yeah, but we'll also make some excellent points
I just say with the bar so I think what would it take I think a max was taking them
I'm thinking like chase
How many you have to like go like yeah fight in the defeated
Let's play werewolf. I love will wills the fucking salt of the earth. I love I love you
Well, I hope all your projects fail and you come crawling back to us
Fucking love you, but you're you're a pussy
And you suck at invites and you suck it invites you're you're invited Nick you're invited. Thank you. Thank you
You have to come back here to come on. Oh wait. Oh you were talking that I got invited last year
But not to drink but to work. Oh
That's nice. I stand with will
I stand with will I stand with will too
Dude Nick very impressed
Max has been very clear tonight
I think about this
I'm clear that Will doesn't want this
It's a rig game
Let's play one game of werewolves
Let's play one game of werewolves
Let's try to get one game in
Again Max
I think one thing is very clear Don't need you Let's get one game again, Max
Need you that max's mission of not talking so much night was resounding
No idea all right listen listen you say it's for mingle to uh
Listen, I don't want you to I don't want I'm gonna explain to them I'm in a spot where I'm in a great spot
You don't know I'm in a great spot all right listen listen the rules real quick
I'll try my best werewolf is a game of social deduction. You'll get a card. It'll be either
seer
Werewolf or villager if, or a villager.
If you're a villager, you sleep all night.
If you're a, oh, or a doctor.
Athlete.
If you are a seer, you get to wake up and take a look.
If you're a doctor, you get to wake up and take a look.
It's essentially the werewolves are on one team
and everybody else is on the other team.
If you're a werewolf, you wanna lie about being a werewolf.
If you're not a werewolf, you're sitting pretty.
And when Connor says go to sleep, you have to lie about being a werewolf if you're not a werewolf you're sitting pretty and when Connor says
Go to sleep. You have to close your eyes until your thing is called you
Everybody closes their eyes
It's a pigtail game it's a pigtail game yeah, you know I fucking love you well, you know
Yeah, you know it I fucking love you. Well, you know
But why would you ask that we have to play at least three games of this
Hank wants to know if you're a seer, what would you do? I'm sure there's a random question Oh Man
The hell the tamarinka wait was there a tambourine in there wait
This body else have to go to the bathroom I do bad yeah, am I going through on the speaker we go
Two minutes. Oh, no, we're gonna. Can we please wait till I have to badly
Big get bad
Is Mike still there Mike's out spin our wheel TJ while everyone pee breaks
Hey Max nice job
Nice job
How many people in America could be like oh, there's an NFL player who's scared to
go on Oklahoma Drill?
That's a fact.
There's only one way to go about what just happened tonight.
Will Compton did not want...
Deutch.
Max.
I used to think it was a generous move.
I wasn't expecting that.
Deutch, I mean...
Deutch is Max the Beast?
Is Max the Big Beast? Deutch, I mean, is Max a beast? Is Max a big beast?
Doit, I mean, Wilkom did not want this smoke.
That's a fact.
Usually I get the better out of strangers.
But that was...
Is this your first case race, Max?
This is my first case race and I'm fucked up.
And you won MVP on your first case race?
I'm not MVP, but Wilkom did not want this smoke.
I can't every single
Every single person here can it I can't believe we do it you we did we ate chunks of it
Oh, I drank some that's uh I heard I heard uh
Yes Mike
You have to give Mike a person oh yeah, who's your next person Mike chugged with Dana Dana told him grace chugged with grace grace told her told him the yak now
He's with the yak so we got to tell him what to chug with a barstool
You gotta go in a do in lankan wall. Oh wall. Oh wall. Oh wall. Oh wall
All right Rico Rico Rico Rico Rico Rico on that shirt if you were stand up and look at papas on the app papas kill me yeah yeah yeah papas with ron making a rhyme about it
this fat guy drank on the on the case
rico's the answer
rico's the answer
briana chicken fry max is hot right now
max is hot max can't stop winning right
now what a run this
bodes well for the max on fire this bodes well for the Eagles there's only
one way to go about it will Compton and not want want my smoke like wait Max
what do you mean he had a chance for my smoke and he declined. There's a million people here.
I had to step in and I got molested.
Correct.
Yeah.
And I don't want the smoke but that's a fact.
I literally got molested.
Everyone here can ask about what happened.
Yeah, I had to step in.
Will Compton had the chance of getting my smoke and he declined.
And that's it. You're on top of the world, you said. At the chance of getting my smoke and he declined and that's it
at the end of the night I
I was on top of the world cuz everyone ate my puke and now I'm like I
Got Deutsch in my system. I don't know what to think I feel
Max might be a beast
Will made the right move. I don't know what to think. I got do each in my guts. Whatever. Yeah, whatever
I am having doors in your system is I was yeah, I was flat. Yeah
Right now after stiff arming me after it? I mean, it's on tape
It's on tape. It's on tape. It's on site. Yep, and
Wilcompton is scared of me when you have already stiff armed. I mean fucking take you all day twice on Tuesday
I'll just fucking stiff army to the side. I fucking love Nick Mangold. Why would you say that?
Max why would you say will come to scare no welcome is not scared of me. I
Wait, I can't
Lord I can't wait for the text from Max tomorrow morning
I've done a pretty good job tonight. Yeah, you're right Max to be fair
Max doesn't you lived up to your word? I don't know fucking big cats being a fucking dick and tell me I'm
Can't wait for the text Max clean up a couple beers and let's get into werewolf
Yeah, I don't know that I've done a pretty good job tonight I
All right, let's go who's who's a werewolf let's go let's go. We're playing who's who's a werewolf. Let's go Let's go. I am are you werewolves making a statement?
All right, here we go wait PFT yet stay we're going we're ready. All right, here we go
There are gonna convince people that you're not whatever your card is you got to convince people that you're not a werewolf Whatever your card is, you gotta convince people that you're not a werewolf or you are a villager There are three werewolves in the village
Everybody will go to sleep at the same time
I'll say werewolves wake up
They will silently choose who to kill
Put them back to sleep
Doctor wakes up, they silently choose who they want to save in the village
And then I will tell them to go to sleep
Then the seer wakes up and the seer can check silently ask me if somebody is a werewolf they can point to a master
Yes, or no, then I got actually from Deutche's puke
Connor yeah, I was worried about the cookies. All right here. We go here. We go all right
Nighttime in the village everybody go to sleep make some noise to mask the movement noise we'll close your eyes thank you hey be cautious of your
movement when you wake up all right Connor mass the movement everybody's
asleep okay werewolves wake you who do you want to kill? a miscommunication.
You may now go back to sleep. This is gonna be a struggle.
Uh...
Ah, soccer.
Doctor, you may now wake up.
Who would you like
to say?
Is this the mic in front of me do you guys know what pussy Connor Griffin gets you may now go back to sleep
It is insane every time he goes out. It's with a different nine to ten out of ten
It's unbelievable. He doesn't have to do anything
He goes back to do for you. Fuck them. He fucks the shit out of them. We're all
He fucks the shit out of them raw he calls them an uber to leave they have never seen the crack of dawn in his
Apartment Connor can you it can absolutely hard with the nine Connor?
There's a gotta be a 10 the amount of it's it's that Connor Griffin
It's nighttime in the village. I am NOT fucking anybody. Oh, I don't know how to dress.
Yeah, you know how to undress women.
And then you fuck them.
Seer, wake up.
In masks, too.
Who would you like to check, Seer?
Yes.
Hell's bells.
Yes.
Oh, you're not on birth control?
I accidentally filled you.
And then you ask for their address to door dash fucking plan B to their apartment
You may now go back to sleep it wake up wake up wake up and be that who's waking up everybody wake up everybody wake up
All right max is out so we just go max out yeah
What happened to you?
Talk to us talk to us Connor Connor. you guys want to kill I don't know
Who's that I died oh
Yeah, I'm sorry for so long ago. I forgot about the party. It was fucking Hank
So Hanks dead
Why do you say my daddy Max in. I feel like he's he's innocent. Where's Max. Kyle every time. Get out. Yeah. Kyle every time you act guilty you get real
teal. I can't help but to get up but to notice. There you go. I feel like we got to keep Max
in. Anyone see anything.
See who's the seer. I slept all night. I'll keep it close. Yeah. Keep it close. I don't
know what that means. I think the guy who left should also be out. Where is Max Max.
I think I went to puke in the middle of the night decent grass you think max be a werewolf and leave yeah
Do it what were you my friend? Do it were you a villager?
I'm gonna kill do it
I was I actually was
All right, let's kill do it Danny. Why are you saying we should take max out were you the seer take max?
Were you the seer Danny?
He left I think you should take my any. What are you?
That's bad. Is Hank said do I do if I'm the see you may want to take him out cuz he generates a lot of power
What one guy hasn't really say anything is Dana beers. Oh
Oh
What is the werewolf would say sounds like some aware, what did your card say Dana I think we've
Were you a villager Dana? Oh, so we're all let's make one move. Yeah, Dana. What are you?
Yeah, why don't you say? No, but whoa Dana easy easy. You know what what Danny cuz everyone has a job. No, no
Oh Danny easy easy easy. What what Danny because everyone has a job. No no. I'm a fucking villager boy. Everyone has a job. Where did Hanko. Villagers
like God died. Thanks. Thanks. I vote vote George. I'm a time. Where's Mac. All right.
Voting do it. Wait a minute. Does George have a picture Of Tommy pickles drinking a pint of beer on his thigh
You're the tattoo of Tommy pickles. That is Tom. That's my only one
Why do you have TP on your thigh max? Are you playing the game?
Oh, no. Get a Max. Even that might answer.
Get a Max.
What do you got, Max?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm playing the game.
Why'd you leave?
I got to fucking piss.
I'll say it one more time.
I think you should take Max out.
But why are you saying that?
Why is Danny trying to kill you?
All right, Danny.
I don't know about Danny now.
Take me out on Danny again.
Hey.
Danny, I'm like, trust me for one more round,
and then we'll take it for why Danny why should
we trust you saw a couple things are you this year max and what was max why do you
think I want him Danny say you were the seer dumb say you might mean that you're a werewolf
Oh, you just keep answering it Connor
Yeah, I might have talked about things last night and I saw some bad things in Max's fork
So it seems like the vote now is well any or max I'm with you
Or George hey, honestly are you werewolf?
What's going on? What's going on there?
He just casually
Let's put it to a vote all hands in favor we're gonna go man favor coach
All hands in favor
I'm absolutely in favor. I'll trust I'm in favor of Max. Yeah, I'm werewolf all right
I'll see you guys tomorrow. See you max okay
Thanks for your werewolf. Yeah, I was a werewolf
All right everybody
Everybody go back to sleep nighttime in the village. This is crazy at nighttime Connor griffin's really fucking a chick
I'm not doing that right now. I'm running a fucking game. It's typically every night for Connor Nighttime in the village this is crazy at nighttime Connor Griffin's really fucking a chick
Typically every night for Connor Grimm's fucking you're running game. They're stunning. I'd love to see that
close your eyes
Do it close your eyes
Werewolves, wake up.
Who do you want to kill?
Connor, you left your brick watch at my apartment.
Come pick it back up.
No, keep it.
A brick's heart is a rock.
All right.
You may now go back to sleep.
Doctor, wake up.
Who would you like to save?
Connor, you told me you loved me.
Did you mean that?
You may now go back to sleep.
So,
anyways, I found a folder
in my parents closet.
I'm talking Deutsch. I love this.
When I was in third grade. What did you find, Ronnie?
I love this. Have you seen
an accordion
file folder? Sure have,
but what did you see, Ronnie? My parents
thought I was retarded. Your parents thought were yeah why would they ever think that ever
I was I was definitely very slow see her see your way it was definitely like a
better class of kid how filled how how filled was the retard folder it was a
accordion folder was it like really filled up. Do they have?
Yeah, it was a hundred percent
and now
Anytime they give me any
Sorry, I talk in my sleep anytime they give me any shit daughter. We wake it up wake up wake up wake up God we've been asleep for ages
About his portfolio that he found in fucking fourth grade. I don't know what to do
Okay, you can't get in trouble if you get a find a folder that says you're yeah, you guys can't ground me. I'm retarded
I'm going
Me I'm 30 I'm retarded and you have tons of facts to back it up and I'm fine
You got I'm finding my way to the schools
It's morning
And unfortunately this game is gonna go a little bit longer nobody was killed what somebody saved somebody no
Hang on Connor did somebody get saved I?
Were either confirmed nor denied I
Understand I make another back or in sherbert I either confirm nor deny Make another bad sure but no, that's good chance. We got rid of all the werewolves already
I think it was suspicious that Danny didn't say anything to land. Why are you going at me, dude?
Good God your parents accordion folder must have been
Yeah, what are you going? I don't send me home
What's going on? Yeah, what are you going? Why don't send me home?
Where's Brandon Kyle's good? I have nothing else to do last night. It's not me
Eight beers look at Danny Kyle's good. I believe he's right. It's definitely Dana Dana is definitely wait a minute I'm not fucking a werewolf. If I saw a werewolf, I would say it out loud
He picking out Dana is like all be like it's got to be pft. I think we get rid of Dana and I'll check out
So hard right now Dana just said I ate beers
So bad
Fine
What are we voting out if you're a werewolf?
Your werewolf just hanging I want to have not a werewolf
Yeah, I think I think it's best it's comment or you just say it Steve Steve
Are you saying how we won't kill you? I promise you. It's not me or you just say it Steve Steve. Are you say now? We won't kill you. I promise you
It's not me promise you I swear
You're on my little dick. It's not me. I
Saw my rock shoot between the two of you what rock paper?
She's I agree that wait no wait I need a vow if you if you were lying to us you have the button
I will butt chug right now
Dick on camera
I
Will put my camera
Will you show your penis? Oh
goodness
Oh goodness
What else you want your tart, I don't know your cranberry bogs I don't think I don't think it's Dana
Let's use our heads for one motherfucking Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Are you looking max cam? I will I will
You're so new to
Put my balls on that camera if I'm a fuck I've done that my first day. It's not Dana. It's not
It's not Dana. So it's you who it might be Steve. It might be could it be Stephen?
Danny's a seer. Is it?
Milkshake if it's me, it's not Dana
Hey, I think it's PFT big after the game's over. I will drink
On my life, I trust I will try a
Milkshake after the game Dana tie combos leave day on my life on everything I
Gold you piece of shit
All right, that's a good way of doing it Connor What's next?
Wait yeah, can we get to max again Connor
Right now will will you go tackle him right now, that's great opportunity
Big cat these go jump on a will and say fucking even the Dan people a damn. Yeah, I might have to
All right, we gotta make a vote. All right, I'm going pft. I
Don't but it's not pft. If it's not pft. It's one of these two
Pft who do you think my initial thought was Danny cuz he didn't talk at all. It's not Dana I'm just a way then I saw a day that I saw will have his back out of nowhere
So let's remind if we don't get pft this time. I'm chit the Sears gonna check. Let's do
I'm gonna follow the seat believe Danny
What are we voting I'm saying pft
Fuck I will be
To the ring
Pft Dana or will? Okay. All hands in favor of voting out. I will use. Can we use the timeout? Connor, we get one timeout. We get a timeout. I need 30. Take
a fucking timeout. What I will, I will listen to PFT this time. Cause I know that he knows
I'll check him next time. Yes, I will see you this time. So I'm saying, it's definitely
not me. I'm a common dude. No, I mean you can take me out, but it's not gonna help you
guys voting Che that if Danny dies next round, I'm gonna put a bullet in your temple. We're
keeping you guys got a lot of shit over there that's going on. I'm trying to sift it out.
I just looked at you, which is why you're accusing me. Did Max the max say? He was a werewolf a mark?
No, we'll keep her angle he doesn't he doesn't know what he's playing might be lying and he's confused
You about you I vote myself I'll vote myself. I'll do rocks. Here's your shit. Oh, all right We do the vote
Connor can I ask you one question sure when you go out these women are you planning on fucking them?
Just something that happens. What's the vote?
Or all hands in favor I'm not gonna help you guys cause Che it's a mistake in your case you're not even at
the vote right now thank you Dana all hands a favor voting out Dana it's not
Dana favor of voting out pft Tommy promise pft who else is an option all hands in favor voting out will
Oh, sorry hey Connor che too if I'm voting
All right, how many werewolves are left Connor?
50 more you know I love you. I can't do that everybody go to sleep. No you didn't
Pft. Just got voted out correct yes fine mark on me right are you gonna check on me hey check on me for this here keep
your eyes people goodbye check on me okay werewolves wake up who would you
like to kill?
You're pointing at two different people. Yeah, you got to give me something.
OK, you may now go back to sleep.
Live nudes on Tuesdays?
Just pick.
Doctor, you may now wake up.
Who would you like to save?
Dad, you save your fucking self, man.
Okay.
You may now go back to sleep.
Seer, you may now wake up.
Who is, or who would you like to check?
You may now go back to sleep.
Deutsch never went to sleep, but everybody else could wake up.
Yeah, Deutsch ain't asleep. Deutsch ain't asleep.
Deutsch, what'd you say? Deutsch ain't asleep. Yeah, do it. George George George George George George George George is out.
George is out. Get out of here.
George George get out of here.
George George George George.
He has not blinked once.
That's that's damn near concerning
So do it is out unfortunately he's not the only person leaving the village mark Titus you wow that's not possible
That's not how you were slayed try getting caught death
In the middle of night Connor
I'm sorry. That's what happens going Who is this? No one. Someone's playing a smart game.
Trying to leave? Yeah. See anything, Steven? See what you see.
Thanks out the game, right? See ya, Steven. Oh. Yeah, let's shoot Steve.
No, yeah. Steve's out. Yeah, let's go see you, Steven.
I'm not gonna give him too much help. Peace out. Sure, sure. Yeah.
Damn right you're not. Take me out. See you. See you. For the village. Go village. Sure sure yeah damn right yeah
You're for the village go village yeah, you think you're
Gonna help your cause it's not gonna help it's here. Saw you you're out. Yeah, who's the seer you've been seen Danny Danny saw you
Should we go him right now positive we. We should. Are you the seer?
For now.
Danny's been on it.
He could be fucking with us.
Danny, you're the seer.
Fine.
You'll find out after this.
No, I said Danny's been on it.
Yeah, no, I believe him.
But wait, is Danny pulling a fast one on us?
I mean, he makes me think you're the...
So Max admitted to being a werewolf when he was...
Okay, there's only two werewolves. We don't know there's three total
Okay, you don't know
Roughly any feathers I heard will Compton's arms move
The guy that accused me
Oh shit. Oh my fucking God.
I love him.
The guy that accused me?
Yeah, maybe he's just saying something.
And I love this man.
He's definitely saying something.
I know you've heard his arm.
I love this man.
Yeah.
Connor.
I heard his arm's moving.
Connor, can we get a quick clarification?
Please, no, Willie.
I'm not even fucking around.
What's the clarification?
When you walk in the office
and you put your two fingers under my nose
and tell me to smell last night's crud,
what do you mean by that?
All right, we're putting Will and Shay to a vote.
Oh my God.
Will and Shay. Is it you, Willie will and Shay is it you Willie on the
all hands in favor
Is it you Jay? I'm with Danny
Voting out will beware of Willie beware of Willie did cats off
And help yourself be where we're
Hank is not in the game
Everybody can go to sleep. This isn't good. I was hoping I'd be game over
Werewolves you may now wake up who would you like to kill?
You may now go back to sleep doctor you may now wake up
who would you like to save you may now go back to sleep
seer you may now wake up
who would you like to check you may now go back to
sleep all right wakey wakey eggs and bakey morning good morning how's it
going guys any bad news Connor terrible news actually oh no
Caillou Danny Conrad
Beat to a pulp that makes perfect sense and killed in the middle of the night that makes sense
Yeah, that's only for you pity was obviously telling the truth right? I know that's bad for us Yeah, he was for sure this year
He let it be known early, but that was good. Did he let it be known because we needed that
Okay, so if we if we believe in Danny, which I believe I do he got two of them
Yeah, so we have one left
Hank what do you think? Thanks?
Hey, I can see Hank doing this as a distraction Hank would know what to do Hank. Hey kids in the game
Is he no? Oh, he's not that's confusing okay Dana
yeah did you hear will move his arms well now he pulled booze ponies on me
and now I don't know I'm rattled Dana you're for sure a village I'm not a
snitch I'm not snitch but that's what this game is about. I'm a snitch he moved again
Where's a Dana fucking with us? I'm too good. I have that capacity
I promise you guys if Dana pulls a fast one on me. I kill myself. Yeah
Hey took off half
Looks very crazy I'm just trying to get my
phone out of that. Get back out of here. All right, Max. I'm just trying to get my phone out of that seat.
You just didn't hear who the werewolf is, huh?
You know who it is.
Oh, man.
I literally have no idea.
Max, hey, can I get one of those Lucy's?
Hey, Max.
You see my phone?
Me too.
Max.
Mm-hmm?
Thank you.
Is he your boy?
Wow.
Why did we get that?
If you're going to ask me who the werewolf is I have zero information is he your boy. I'm not
All right, no, well, I gotta lean you unless oh fuck. Yeah, Marissa's got my foot. What are you a village?
All right, good luck. All right, Max. All right, KB. Why me? I'm leaving
Be safe
Not well, no, I would have fucked him you and that's all I have
Dana mentioned me but I lose you did hold booze ponies on them you pull
booze ponies but seems like a desk it seems like a desperate measure you pull
booze ponies wait can I get a 32nd yeah I got a present for KB oh Oh yeah. All right. Let's do it. Okay. I won't vote. Oh yeah. I guess now's the perfect time. Right in the middle of the game. Oh my god. This can be his favorite center. Wow.
Oh my god. Why the go Kevin. Why the best center in New York. Just history. Don't say
that. Right now. No. to bend down in metal
You're right next to a center
Yeah, you didn't have to say all didn't have to say all that you could have accepted the gift with grace
Teal dude
Nick for the maybe the lesson for like, you know hypothetically myself who the fuck
All right, we're back to back
When you transition oh six six when he was drafted it's a callback. I'm being honest. I know
One a one a all right being back to the game
We're back. Who do we want to put a vote first of all that was beautiful?
Bye Max Max be safe
Great job
Did a great job tonight. Max, you're going to play again? That's how your night went. My night was pretty good. Especially because Wil Konga was scared of my ass.
Get out of here, Max.
See you, Max.
I'm leaving.
Max, you're going to play again.
No.
No, my girlfriend's going to pick me.
There's no chance of me playing.
Your girlfriend will play.
We'll play one more.
She's got a dog.
She's so mad at me, too.
You got a girlfriend?
I hope your lift lets you in the car.
Dang, it looks sick.
Did she not understand them?
Yeah.
Max, did she not understand
She was happening. I don't know. I think listen. I don't know. I think I'm gonna shoot will Compton
I think I want to vote for will Compton. I've a why
Cues right now
Before I leave I would one will come then over I know that oh, I was the werewolf for okay
Say it again Hank
I know that oh I was the werewolf for sure again Hank. I Will call it over. I know that I
Fucking put will come Nick Nick Nick why I think you just keep on trying to change the subject all right
What subject see exactly you?
Hey
Who wanted Dan Ft Ft?
Fuck even though I thought I love you. Great job. Danny was clearly the seer. I am. We got the seer
game already told us he's a villager. Danny's Danny was the seer. Danny got rid of Che.
We got rid of Max. There's one where there's one where so it's either Dana or it's either will Dana or
Will we're putting into it?
Okay, it's not
The only thing that fucked me. I didn't like you doing outside of game stuff. That was the only thing
He put a lot of pressure on but like well, what if he's pulling a fast one on you
You put booze ponies on him. Would you be willing to vote him out? Because Dana is new to this game. He was ready to pull out he was like, can I show you my card?
Like you think I have that in my bag you think I have that my that's why I thought like, okay
He's not aware. He already said I'm mad. Oh, I got che all right
We're doing we're doing will or Dana no no we're not no we're not Connor well
I think we've been going for five minutes. You've been the only one accused. I love you
Will or Dana all hands in favor no no no no no no no we're not going well or Dana now
I'm goofed because Nick and big cat are good enough players to be the werewolves right now Kyle
You're not gonna kill me in your new jersey
And I fucking don't know
No, we have to vote somebody
I'm fine with not voting. I'm thinking Nick or I'm thinking big. I'm fine with not coming from that tells you I'm
not a fucking I don't give a fuck. I know we don't think we know them.
We got to play it out. No, I think I think. Oh, Daniel, I think that's crazy. I love it.
Oh, we shouldn't be one out if we don't think we know. We definitely should vote somebody
out because we have the majority. If we vote somebody out, it doesn't be without if we don't think we know definitely should vote somebody out because we have the majority if we vote
Somebody out it doesn't happen. Oh
Not voting anyone out
Kyle
What I'm saying is these guys can't decide all right
Anybody that I said that if I'm up with anyone let's not vote anyone, but you guys can't fucking come up with anyone
Yeah, we gotta go to sleep. We gotta go to sleep. No, no, we have to this is all this crazy
We have we have to you got you guys can't think of anything. So we're going to sleep Nick Mangold. Are you?
Following it doesn't help the where everybody everybody go to sleep
Your car says village
Everybody everybody go to sleep, but will start if your car says village
I'm sleep. I'm everybody go to sleep. This is Connor. Yeah, you know it's okay. It's time Is it this is actually going better than I thought it would is it midnight yet? Um 1018 okay werewolves wake up?
Who would you like to kill?
You may now go back to sleep.
Doctor, you may now wake up.
Who would you like to shave?
Shave? Save?
It's late in the night. I'm tired.
Okay. You may now go back to sleep.
Seer, you may now wake up.
Who would you like to check?
You may now go back to sleep.
Alright, everybody can wake up.
Everybody look and see how cool Hank is fucking looking right now.
Yeah, he looks cool.
And I'm saying that to distract you from the fact that will
Compton was killed in the middle of the night that's pretty shocking to me I
fucked up by saying we shouldn't vote for anyone obviously I'm the last
werewolf why'd you why did he wins no I didn't win. If he, I mean, if there was a last werewolf, they would.
It's three werewolves.
It's three villagers left, right?
Yeah.
So if Will was the werewolf, we'd be done.
He can't kill himself.
Right?
Well, Will was killed, right?
Will was killed.
So I think we have two werewolves out, Max and Stephen
Che. So I think I think we have two werewolves out max and she a
Will can't kill himself so he wasn't a were right correct is it Dana kill himself or is it man gold or is it?
Nick that's crazy
Why'd you say you're the
I'm done with this game.
I want to go home and go to sleep.
We have to wear over the villager, but I want to go home.
All right.
Let's go.
Dana.
What the fuck?
All right.
I told you I'll put my dick on.
I will put my dick on camera volunteer to do that.
Anyway, we kill Nick.
We have to be.
Hey, or my own eyes. Fine. I want to go. Let's kill big cat. We we have to be a
My own eyes fine, I want to go let's kill big cat we'll all do respect Oh Nick's the werewolf with all Nick has been kind of running this game. Yeah. Yeah somebody has to
Okay, well's out so Dana what do you yeah, we gotta go Will are you okay?
Are they still in it? No not Hank.
Hank's just around. Yeah. Well this is Mango's first time playing.
I don't. I wouldn't be shocked if Mango knows how to play this game.
I mean it could be him. I think it's Nick but not me me Your boy Nikki is awfully talkative
Somebody has to be dead air. Yeah, we have to go one of these two. I'm a villager. I just want to go home
All right, it's Nick finish the game. Let's get rid of that. All right, you're over Nick. Sorry
Nick
Bank all hands in favor of voting out Dana
All right, you're not in the game.
You're out.
It's over.
It's not in the game.
Is it over?
It's over.
Do we have how many werewolves?
Werewolves are left.
Ladies and gentlemen, you may now go back to sleep.
Oh Lord.
No, it's over.
Jesus Christ.
It's over.
It's KB.
Connor?
It's KB.
It's plot on. Connor, the werewolves equal the amount of villagers left.
It's over.
Werewolves, wake up.
Okay, I guess we're still playing.
Oh, fuck.
I messed up.
Who would you like to kill?
All right, you may now go back to sleep.
Doctor, you may now wake up.
Still playing.
Who would you like to save?
Still playing this game, I see.
Alright, you may now go back to sleep.
Give me a beer. Can I get a beer?
Seer, you may now wake up.
Who would you like to check all right you could go back to sleep folks it's
morning time in the village you can wake up the Sun is risen the Sun is yellow
Nick Mangold's entire fit is yellow. But unfortunately, it's got some red on it now.
He's got blood all over him, savagely killed
by the werewolves in the middle of the night.
Dana, we've got played.
Fuck you, KB.
That's insane.
We got played.
Fuck you.
I don't know what's happening.
We got played by him.
The game's over.
He got us, Nick, out.
Game's over.
He led that.
Yep.
He's the fucking werewolf.
He played us.
So do we lose? We know. We have to vote him out and then we win. They know we KB. Yes. We got it. Oh, so it's up to me.
Yeah, you got to go. It's up to you. He fucking got us. He led the charge on Nick. They're
out. We're fucked. I would go big. I'm not going to. I don't want to cheat. I was going
to ask him for a. Oh, I was going to say we have to get. I was gonna ask him for allows us. We have to get
Got Nick out. It's up to you. I'm in the final two no matter what. Yeah
You gotta get me vote if we vote if we don't vote for KB got lose
You're out. Yeah, if you vote
You look obviously wasn't he was obviously a villager. Yeah, he's never played before no he fucking got us
He got Nick out Nick was clearly a villager
He's up to you Dana. I know it is I don't know what's going on big cat
It's it's fucking KB fucking led that charge and goddess. I'm gonna
Cast a vote yeah
What before you do this
Dana you fucked up
He quite literally said words I am a werewolf
Because the game's over when it's down to-
To be fair, I don't know what's going on.
I literally said I'm the werewolf.
I know.
I'm out, because I fucked up when I said-
I know who's out, so I'm the werewolf.
Who was the-
I said I fucked enough.
It was a snap decision.
I did fuck up when I was like, let's not vote.
And you guys were like, wait, you're the werewolf.
Who was the other two?
It was Max and Shay.
You weren't?
All right. Oh, fuck. I'm sorry
You're making a lot of noise
Look at all that cake like that you won double like said I was a werewolf
Yeah, cuz I thought you guys had me Wow
Folks that was a pleasure that I hated every second of that but it was a pleasure
Yeah, I fucked up cuz I knew I fucked up when I said let's not vote maybe what guys got me good
You're like, oh, you must be the werewolf
Gator has big knees and all the photos
Smarting me. I knew that if I left mangled in they would have done the mawai tree, you know duo
You guys would have been like, oh, we're both Jets fans and then they would have done the Mawai treat, you know, duo.
You guys would have been like, oh, we're both Jets fans.
And then you would have voted me out. I had to give dumb dumb.
There was zero part of me that I respected you too much.
I knew you would you would get.
Why? Because you guys would have teamed up.
Oh, no, I just know what I was doing.
All right. Hey, well, sit down.
We're in the show. Oh, yes. Now get sappy.
I would like to get something. Yeah, please get that because I
saw some tears.
I genuinely love Will.
I think he's insanely insanely talented.
The max thing aside because he didn't
he puts it on my max but that aside
the guy's the man and
brother for life
And you always have a spot in the back whenever you want to come back and visit. That's fact. Oh really? Yes
You call me up and you're like, hey, I'm gonna come up to Chicago for a day and come on the act
Done do that fires me up done. Hey, I tore down that bathroom for you
Can I talk about will for a second? Yeah, we were in Nashville shooting a video without bar still outdoors
And we stayed one extra day and we were like fuck we have to record the podcast
and we have a pot Kyle and I have a podcast that has like upwards of double-digit listeners and
You're being we we had called when we're we were like hey can we use your podcast equipment and he said yeah of course and then he let us in the place
he was like do you mind if I hop on a thing he doesn't need to do and it would only hurt
him and he brought donuts it was our first six figure podcast listen and you were in
there and uh it was it was fantastic and you didn't have to do any of that and you did
it yeah will has always made me feel very special. Yep. Yep. He's the best at making you feel good and he's
Hysterically funny entertaining and he will be very successful
Yeah, he's one of those guys that if your friends will you feel like you're his best friend until you find out that he did
a dinner with Whitney and Ransus and Ronan and Biz. But until that point, you think you're
that's big. That's big. Yeah.
Did I love you guys so much? I really do more, dude. I love you guys so much.
I mean, when you're I mean, Nick can even talk about this, too.
But when you're transitioning out of football, you know, talk to me
when you're transitioning out of.
out of football. Yep. Talk to me when you're transitioning out of football.
It is one of those things like what are you going to do next
because you ride so close to the sun and it's it's one of
those highs that you're like, you know, where am I going to
get out of this next and you guys are that you guys are a
part of hard times too. Like I know I've messaged with KB,
and all you guys messaged me too,
but when I lost my mom,
like it was really cool that you guys
kinda rallied around me.
And it means a lot.
It is very bittersweet.
I love you guys so much.
It's one of those things where it's like, you know,
I was texting with Big Cat.
It's like leaving Nebraska, leaving all these places.
Like to me, it's like I'm a
Stooley for life and I do kind of grab myself because I mentioned my mom and that is a very close thing to me And you guys were like I love you guys. Yeah, I appreciate you guys and
You never know what the future holds yeah family for life and like I said
You always got a spot here
You always got a spot here. You
always got a spot with us on this show because you've been part of this show every Thursday
when you come. I'm going to miss that a lot. I hope one day you just call me up and you're
like, I'm coming up on Thursday. Do that. Just do that just once for us. That fire.
That's anytime in the next three years. Just be like, I'm coming up for Thursday. That
truly fires me up because there are times where I'm laying there, I'm like, man, I hope it's one of those places where it's like,
hey, I landed in Chicago.
Yeah.
You mind if I come?
Yes, yes.
That would make me so, so happy.
So.
And if I had your penis,
man.
Yeah.
To think of all you've done,
to like, you get out of bed in the morning.
By the way, Chase look at me like right now
I don't even think he knows that wills leaving. Oh yeah. We just had to break it to a bad
news. Okay. Remember you got a fucking trial with the Panthers and you just tweeted it
out and then they canceled it. Wow. Beautiful. Well we love you. Jay text me like hey I don't Wow, beautiful
Jay texted me was like hey, I don't know if you should be tweeting about your workout. Yeah, I think they pulled the workout from you
Perfect way to end will we love you. Thank you. Thank you to Nick mingle. Thank you to Dana for coming here Thank you to do it wherever the fuck he is. We drink torches vomit tonight
Mike is the man.
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