The Yak - Case Race Part 8: A Yak Thanksgiving | The Yak 11-26-25

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

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Dot com. promo code yak. Hello. Ace Race 8. Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. Happy Thanksgiving. We have, uh, everyone in their football attire.

We have special guest, PFT. Kaydick, Roan, and Darth Mall. I was asked you before, how many case races in a row is this Darth Ball? Every case race I've been on, which I think is, this is my fourth? Fourth in a row. He's just committed to Darth's Mall.

It's tradition. Thanksgiving's all about traditions. And how's Kate looking tonight? We did put you guys next to each other. I'm looking left right now. Green looks good on you. We're looking right eventually. All right, so we got to rip some ads,

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as well yeah yeah marash marash is out here so we do have pilgrim indians is so fucking insane shout out maresh she's the man uh uh So we, at halftime, they're going to do an eating competition, Che and Brandon, because they're not drinking. How we're going to do this is, is as a team, this is our first ever team case race as a full squad. We are going to start the Rams Chiefs game from 2017, we said? 18.

18. From 2018, where they scored 105 points. This was the Darren Ravelle. Imagine being the guy at the water cooler took the under. Under, yes. Yes. That guy's never recovered. So we're going to run the clock and the,

in the score water cooler never and uh we're going to run so yeah there it is right there it's us versus the rams and chiefs we have the actual game clock as it ran and the play by play our goal is we have to stay ahead of the points total points scored as a team as it goes so it's about two a little over two hours of gameplay we have to get over 105 beers in that time now the only wrinkles are after every single quarter we're going to spin the wheel and one of us our beers will no longer count towards the total so we can't lose catech we cannot lose we can't lose katek we can't lose katek we can't lose katek but what so we'll lose a person beer wise but we also will have a wheel where we have times 15 or 15 seconds 30 seconds 45 seconds in a minute and we will

spin that wheel and then we have do we have the gambling cave we have terrier you Ready to go Never gets old Oh man Show the head Yeah And Deutsch And Deutsch

Obviously We'll join us After we're done drinking He will join us to yak Deutsch is a legend So we will have that And then we also have A blue tent

Where if anyone needs to puke Please puke in the blue tent We have the concussion tent Right there It's miced up Do we have the video? So stay in that corner if you're puking.

And yeah, that's going to be it. So it's a team affair. It's a Thanksgiving, a Friendsgiving. We're going to be running this the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Everyone, if you're sitting with your friends, you can play along. Play it home. Yeah, play it home. Even if you're alone.

Yeah, even if you're alone, try to beat us. All right, Stephen, do the Draft Kings ad read. And I'll do the aura frames and then we'll get going. going you got it do you know about the three teas of thanksgiving turkey for eating table for gathering and touchdowns for winning with the draft king sportsbook and official sports betting partner of the national football league every touchdown could bring you closer to cashing in before dessert with the draft king sportsbook all the actions in your hands first touchdown anytime touchdown big plays bold calls and bragging rights when the games get good the bets get better

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and why is that I did think of one bad thing about this case race that we didn't have the last case race and it entered my head and I feel like if I don't say it out loud it's going to eat away at me but it's also something

I don't want to say out loud say it you have to pop the bubble so we have we have Deutsch here we also have an ice cream machine no don't say it all loud I still know what it is

we're going to you don't know what it is oh yeah we're doing yeah we're doing Kateik is definitely doing Kateik and Deutsch George is staying all weekend

Katie because you're definitely going to go out with Deutsch yeah 100% yeah are you nervous no I'm good I just want to drink beer okay all right all right

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some people were doing pilgrims and some people were doing football players I kind of I probably should have just done football you got a couple pilgrims in the booth yeah yeah all right should we go yeah probably should we do it yeah do a national anthem probably probably should

football game right Moresh can you sing the national anthem can you sing the Indian national anthem? The most patriotic year all right we don't need national anthem are should we get our beer I have a question before we start what happens if we ever you said we have to stay ahead of the score. Yeah. What happens if we ever slip behind the score? I didn't think about that. Great shame.

Just shame? Great shame. Oh, shit. If we slip behind the score, minus five beers. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I like that. So, is there a chance we could slip behind the beers or the score? I mean, you guys are going to jump out to such a big read at the start. You know what I'm saying? You guys are about to be up nine nothing. We got to go all gas. What's the, we're about to run the opening kickoff. Well, I forget the hell this game went. Was there a lot of scoring at the end?

Yes. Okay, there's a lot of scoring at the end. They didn't get busy early. They got a little busy. They're busy the whole time, but they get pretty busy, pretty late. Okay. We're going for it. We should be out.

We're going to win. I love it. And if we don't, Thanksgiving's canceled. We all have to run a team marathon on the treadmill after the kids. I love that. We don't win. I don't want to do. I will die.

We got to get Mincy in here Okay, so let's get our beers Let's do it Before we start Let's yeah Let's all hold our beers Cheers to friendship To Thanksgiving

To football Yes Let's go Oh I thought they're bringing over I know I'm being lazy Mm-hmm Definitely should I eat Yeah

Yeah. Thank you, Jacob. Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I saw them making all the things in the food. I thought we were going to be, like, eating as well. That is a full. Yeah. I had an uncrustable for breakfast, and I had an uncrustable for lunch, and that's it. I feel like I might be in trouble, boys. Did anybody eat? I feel like nobody did. I came in and I, there was Thanksgiving dinner sitting in the kitchen. I ate just like a shitload of mashed potatoes because I figured that would be the easiest thing to throw up. That's a good bait. too. Yeah. Like smothers the insides. And KB and Nick have gluten-free beer. That's why they have yellow cups. Yep. Just got to throw that out there. You didn't have to say that.

I didn't want people to be like, why they got yellow right, right. Oh, no, yeah. People would be in our asses. Can we watch the intro one last time before we... There's a lot of Easter eggs in there. Yeah, let's do it one more time before. Yeah. The Cheek, the football, Che is so fucking good. God damn.

There's a lot of like... Who's that? That's KB. Okay. And then Mincy comes in and he hits Brandon's driveway. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Yeah, tell us...

There's Deutsch with the frat. Oh, my bad. Deutsch is in this like 10 times if you look hard enough. All deserved. There's Kedik, Nugying, Danny, and then Max with the... the overalls on. Oh, look at the purple hats in the background. Oh, my God.

And then they pan to Titus in the kitchen, antiquing Lucas. George again. There's George, yeah. Nick's beard is perfect. Thanks, Kate. Yeah. Yeah.

Deutsch again. Brandon's so good. Deutsch has a gun! And then, at the end, who's that? That's the D-Doo. The D-Doo-Flu! Because the D-Doo-Flu!

The D-Flu! I love it. That's so good. So good. Really fucking good. Wow. This might be my favorite. Credits, credits.

Will Sparks led it, but literally the entire graphics team split it up so it's everybody helped out on it graphics team you rule um all right cheers boys here's to everyone happy Thanksgiving all right TJ you ready count us down cheers five four three two one play ball okay I love it all right This is always the awkward time. It's so awkward when we start one. Oh, there you go Wow Oh

Prince that's the tone Damn I got a converse I just wanted to get a yak I got a guy Are those fish week boots for them This is a scorgami We're up one nothing

Now they're old unfortunately Two Unused I just like to steal the valor of someone who's like Outdoors with their hands. Are we allowed to say our bet? What's our...

Oh, yeah, Kalil Shakir to score a touchdown. They'll know. Yeah, yeah. Follow along. So he had a baby this week, so we're doing the baby bump. A lot of... This will be electric if he scores and some... And yak listeners, bet it.

I tweeted it before, so hopefully some people bet it. He hits it. They get to relive. Shout out Jake Marsh, by the way, who's still... He texts us when somebody has a baby. That's good. Like you're going to want to guess. Yeah, yeah.

Because we bet on our beat on the beat for it. Our theory is that when a player, like a receiver or a tight end has a baby that everyone's like secretly well maybe not secretly but happy for them yeah and so they might give them a touchdown target is it more valuable it's all sports by the way yeah

it's like goals and hockey home runs have you noticed that it actually I think it's one of those things that we notice when it happens right then we're like we're smart yeah this always happens it's the very definition of confirmation by it yeah because it happens then everyone talks about it we're like fuck dude why didn't we bet that do you tragedy bet as well

Uh, yeah, duh. Okay, okay. Always. Is that more powerful than baby? A mascot death? Have to bet the team. The forest fires for Cal a few years ago. Oh, yeah.

When, uh, Matt Brown. Who was in the Bears that died before that Bears command? Dick Buckus. Dick Buckus died an hour before kickoff. Yep. You know Brent Farb when his dad died? Yeah, he had that Monday night football against the Raiders. Yeah.

Four touchdowns. Yeah. Hey, I have a question. Yeah. Hey, Brandon. Hey, how are you? This is actually pertains to you. Since we're complimenting meat, can we, can we see Titus's meat real quick?

I got one. Yeah. I get another beer. That's interesting shape of your meat, Titus. Huh? That's an interesting shape of meat. There's nothing wrong with fluffing. Some Thanksgiving stuffing.

Yeah. Just checked his meat. It's completely unstuffed. What are we watching meat, Brandon? I'm just watching meat. I noticed your meat earlier. Unstuffed meat. I was looking at KB's meat.

It looks like Squidward's nose. Really, Kyle. Oh, wait. Are they about to score a touchdown? It's clown. There we got to go. No, it's no clown. Thank you.

It's no clown. They're at the 19. Oh no, we're okay. Yeah, but if Kansas City scores quick, we're behind. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Why is falling behind an issue? Don't we just have to beat them by the end of the game?

Yeah. I thought we had to stay ahead the whole time. I did say that, but I don't really... Take it back right now. Take it back. There's a lot of football left to be played. Nope, I do. We're fine.

Who's the Hey Arnold character that PFT looks like? He also... He looks like... HALGA. Anthony Gates. Yeah. Also the baby from the Simpsons, like the other baby. Oh, the evil one.

Oh, yeah. The rival baby. Yeah. Remember when Anthony Davis shaved his eyebrow? Yeah. How'd he look? That's crazy. Did he acknowledge it?

Well, no, it was just a commercial. Oh. And then it was like, whoa. That's a beer for me. By the way, the prep sheet, Stephen has the most fucking nark virgin question ever. Night before things, or we know. Oh, yeah, night before Thanksgiving. tonight, is that the most popular

one-night stand day of the year? Not at all. What about New Year's Eve? Want to come back to my parents' house? Yeah. That was such a nark question, Stephen. Hey, guys, you think I could get lead tonight? We talked about this.

Thanksgiving's the worst holiday to fuck. By far. Yeah. It's not even close. Why? Break it, break it down. Everyone's... Oh, you were in seventh grade when I was a senior.

Nice. You're at home. Yeah, you also... You're like Thanksgiving day. You're fucking fat. you're eating your parents are probably downstairs in the kitchen and your grandma's down there you think it's the least fuck day mm-hmm least fucked holiday for sure by far I think we said what do we say July 4th and St. Patrick's Day most fuck those are Halloween I guess I guess

Halloween years Valentine's Day is not real holiday I think Halloween years though if you it's tough I feel like it starts if you're single on New Year's it's not as easy like Halloween and St. Patrick's Day those are yeah like single you can just you're supposed to kiss though It's so easy. Just slip and fall into it. On what time? Right. Yeah, right.

I mean, I think you guys are all wrong. I think it's got to be Valentine's Day, right? Well, yeah, but that's not real. And that's only for couples. Like, I think singles fuck on New Year's. I think there's, like, a desperation in the air on Valentine's Day on that night for the singles that go out. It's like, you know what they're looking for. Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit. Robert Woods. Touchdown. Okay. Seven-yard pass. We're okay. We're fucking crushing it right now. And they miss the extra point.

Oh, there we go. It's huge. Really? You say, really? How does that happen? It happened in the real? No, but especially, no, he's right, though, because this was before. This was the short extra point that they missed.

I just don't understand. Like, this was before they moved it back. When did that role change? I don't know. We got to find out where we were for this game. I text to Jack McCarthy. Check your pictures. The answer is always in your pictures.

I'm telling me, I was in my living room. No, you weren't. I was in my living room. We're going to B-dubs. I don't think so. New Jersey. Put a beer on it. I'm like, I'll put a beer on it.

T.J., can you get on that case and try to find it? For sure, Monday. I thought we were, there was a game that I remember Dave bet a shitload of money and it was either the over in the first half or the spread and a guy missed an extra point right at the end of the first half. Was that this game, T.J? I don't. That was the old clip. I remember that clip because y'all were watching it together, right?

Yeah. I don't think that was this game, was it? Oh, it wasn't? The end of the first? Because I think that happened when I was already here, and this happened before. Okay. I remember I just kept betting the live over, no matter what it was. I do remember the game we watched it.

Yeah. At the end of the half, there is a missed deck. Oh, okay. We got to find that clip. Yes. I think, yeah, because Marty was like, Bucker. But the score is, I don't want to spoil. The score is very, very high at half time.

Right. Right, but I think it might have been spread. Fuck, shit. Was this, uh, was this the, uh, the ketchup and mustard uniform game? Yeah, it was color rush, right? In the Coliseum. That's another one, Wyatt. Yeah.

It was in the Coliseum. It was so fucking fun. What, um, what were your pockets looking like back then? You got me, Lou? Lighter. Hank? Super light. No.

Or were you, you were betting, you were betting, you were betting small? Yeah. I was still betting big, but I was. Ha, ha. Mm. What, I mean, talk unicized. It's in the past. 2000 was 2018 17 17 17 probably 50 dollars is hang hammered 50 bucks

that's not that's not I remember there was yeah but like if I lose like I would lose like 300 bucks like I'd be I'd be in I'd be in terrible I think I can tell this story but the we used to have all these deals with other we used to have deals with like four different gambling points that yeah right and I remember they gave I was like to rattle them off Shadda, great guys Oh, I know this, I know this Check him out

Good recall I loved them all I remember they They gave me and Dave Like a bonus bet And I just didn't bet it I just withdrew the money And Dave was like

You can't do that I was like I have to pay my bookie And he was like That's just not how it works Like fuck Sounds like Jerry Wait was that back in

Was that Cleo Shakir Going into the Blue Tent No Are you serious? He was said next to the blue tent early exit yep he's just going to puk you won't get that service from points bet how old is Shakir oh oh god hold on the ball outie hold oh no oh no no wrist that's right that's win that's when that's when he's good it could be his penis

that's win got the wind knocked out i know that reaction oh left hand left hand left hand oh no he's holding a bridge you're doing a glue bridge he's an agony oh Cody They're taking a knee. Wait, where is Cody? Cody's going to go film a video. Mitch. The linemen are literally hanging their heads. Left hand?

Oh, no. Left hand. Oh, wait. Oh, there. Did you see it? All right. I don't know. That looks like collarbone.

Oh, collarbone. No, he landed straight. No, no, no. It looked like the aftermath of the wrist. People are going to be like, what are you guys talking about? Yeah. All right.

Gosh, I got hurt. That fucking sucked. Wait, it's wind. I think it's all right. He might have landed around the ball. He's good. He's good. I might have been out. We're good.

We're good, guys. What do you mean? The wind. I think that reaction is like, you panic and you're like, I just got to move. Yeah. Yeah. When was the last time you guys got the wind knocked out of you? Oh.

It's a long time. Playing, uh. Oh, man. I think he's okay. Right. Yeah, he's fine. Should he's got the win out of each other. Should we knock the wind out of each.

That would be nice. How did how's the best way to do it? Can you do it on purpose? Solar plexus. I was on a swing set and my swing detached midair. What? It was flying. It was terrible.

Like unhooked and I went flying and I was like, he. Don't get my mom. By the way, Chase is in a final destination movie. If Josh Allen's fine, people are going to be watching this being like, what an overreel.

Like, we didn't even remember this. No, it looked bad. It looked really bad. You almost cried. I did. I think you just. It would be a huge bummer.

I love watching Josh. I don't play football. Nailed that shit. They fucking show Mitch Tribisky. You don't show Mitch Tribisky. You never show me. What else? No, no.

Oh, it's Mitch. Oh, no. Chee, would they be fine with Mitch in? Shut up, Mitch. I know how to make him laugh, man. Which could go on a run, playoff run. I hate it could. In this game that we're drinking.

for it did the defenses of both teams just like give up yeah it was just not the offenses were awesome okay Jared golf master class it was like peak chiefs Tyree kill Jared Gough Todd Gurley oh my god Bobby trees Robert Woods yeah poop our Cooper Cup was drafted yeah he was a rookie I think right or second year this is the year they lost the Super Bowl right yes the Rams did I remember it was a running back for the chiefs that year what tell us Brandon what are you saying Jay wants to tell you Jamal Charles no no Leo Shakir, medical tent, being evaluated for concussion.

Oh, well, early exit. He's fine. Okay. I'll text Jack McCarthy and tell him early exit. Cadek, on the 100,000 things stream, you hopped in, you're like, I'm going to list all the injuries I got. And you did CTE, and then you lost your train of thought and went to volleyball. Yeah, if that doesn't tell you, well, for sure, C-P. B-O-L-L.

I had so many categories going into that, and then I get up there, and I'm like, I don't even know what's going on. Thank you, sister. Get on the mic. Wait, so what happened? Did you guys are done? Done. Lost. Over.

Caput. Wait, was there a, there was a time frame? Five o'clock today. Damn. Have you been thinking about things that you missed? Like, you'll think of a thing and be like, no, I walked off. No, I said everything I knew. I started making up shit.

Empty the tank? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, then, no regrets. No. That's good. Frustrated right now because I would be frustrated you guys did a great job we knew we were going to go until

The end anyway even if we got it how many subscribers did you add a little over 10 K That's good boys only 10 people yeah 10 that's what kate thought we only got 10 subs But she was still like she was like oh yeah 10's a lot Think I found your bet oh you did yeah you guys were doing a live stream for this game degenerate boys in new jersey you dave tommy and barney you had chief's first half plus 148 which doesn't cash on a mixed extra point oh they half time tied can you show us a clip am i allowed to show it with all of this other sports book stuff on it can you show it to us and then oh actually it's not a clip it's a two-hour

live stream oh let me play that if you tweeted a clip yeah but it also we can probably edit it we We can edit it in post, right? I've got a update on Josh Allen. This is from Mike Greenberg, ESPN Greenie. I don't care what team you root for. Watching Josh Allen look seriously hurt, made your heart skip a beat. The NFL needs him. Hashtag bills.

As a Jets fan, as a Jets fan, as a Jets fan. As a fan of human being. Yeah, I don't care. I don't care what team you root for. It's probably so nice to see if your search. Here it is. From the 8. How the times have changed.

He jumps up in the pocket. Throw. Dunn! Let's go. Tommy was doing play-by-play? Wow. Are we playing this? Anytime I touch you.

The touching works again. It's crazy. That's a day's one of a situate's a sweatshirt. It's also back in the day when we would just put boys after anything. And Eric would be like, we just started a new franchise. Guys. Food boys. Food boys.

Milk boys. Girl boys. Yeah. At the Rams' first touchdown, this extra point. We said it meant nothing. It meant a lot. Oh, Hardy.

My brain is working. It's working. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's so fucking funny. Oh, my God. In this situation. The poor degenerate boy.

Oh, no. Degenerate, boy. The fucking degenerate. That's classic D.B. Classic. You can't do anything but laugh there. Big Cat, is that the hairiest you've ever been? I looked hairy as much.

You look Persian. Yeah. You're touching him. Your beard looks amazing. I hate laughing in these situations. It's like I can't do anything else. I don't hate laughing in those situations. I love laughing in those situations.

That was like another life. Early. That was back when the Exeterate boys were cool Before they You are right So yeah Eric would be like

What's this thing That you guys You guys drink milk Can we do something? Milk bowl Like what would I'm good I'm out to market

On you guys drinking milk No I She was right Everything like She was correct A nervous pause

When she originally Like When she sat in her room She did that She's like Everything's a franchise Like, Milk Boys, that's a franchise. Chaw dogs, that's a franchise.

She was right. Like, that was, like, that's how they, like, sold everything. So it's like she was, but I remember sitting there listening to her say that. I was like, what the fuck is she talking about? She was like, chaw dogs, that's a franchise. It was actually the first, because it was the first time we actually put thawton in ten. Every other, it was like, before she came, we was just like, piss dogs. You franchise.

Legitimately, like that was the conversation. We would just do videos and then be like, hopefully. Someone will pay for it. Oh, Piss dogs. Franchise. I'm worried I'm coming out the gate too hot. Yeah, I feel good, though, right away. My brain feels smooth.

The beard looks like that. You know what I mean? Yeah. Kaydick, how do you feel, brother? Oh, we got three touchdowns. I got a little science present for you guys. Whoa. Brought this from home. Oh, breathalyzer, yes.

This is the most perfect time of music. Yeah. But the only problem with this is I... Wise is worse. hours takers be like, yeah, that was a 0.1 clear, so I'm good. I think you're supposed to wait, like, 10 minutes after your last drink to use it, or else it, like, inflates your stats. So I don't know if we're going to have that opportunity.

No, we're going to yak after we're done. Do you keep that on, your car keys? I do. Not for the reason you want to think. Does your car key not work? Unless you do that? This is my spare key, and so I keep it on here so I don't lose the breathalizer. Okay.

use the spare key but you don't want to lose breath attached to something sure do they still do that thing where it's like attached to your steering wheel and you can't that's still a thing yeah it's in plurvis yeah half of my boys have to start their car via exhale it's high tech and it seems like it seems like a lot one time i did a uh uh public service for the sheriff's department that was in texas and they invited me there to uh help train their deputies on how to do a field sobriety test. It's like my dream. And when you do it. Really? That's so a dream. Look at what you're doing now.

This is also my dream. You're getting paid to wear a pumpkin pie. Getting drunk is nice. It's so sick, dude. It was actually pretty awesome. They put us in a room and then they had a scale and then they weighed all of us. And then depending what your weight was, they gave you like a certain amount of

whatever liquor you wanted, mixed it with something. And then they put on like stand-up comedy on the TV. They gave you cards and board games. And then you sat there and drank it. And they were like, you got to finish. We got five minutes left to finish. And then after we did two drinks,

we went into a room, then the deputies all, like, tested us. Like the new recruits or whatever. And we did that for like three hours. And then at the end of the cops drove his home. It was awesome. It was awesome. Shakir's back in the game, by the way. Oh, nice.

That's my dream. He's been cleared to go back in the game. That's fucking out. That's so fun. PFT, you want to be breathalizer boys? Mm-hmm. Fuck yeah. Sell it.

Franchise, you guys all missed out. Oh, no. Yeah. Do you want to... 20 more things on your list. If you remember the boys. That's what I wrote. That's what I wrote about this game.

I want to fuck this game in the mouth. Four haws from biz. With a period. He loved... Oh, look. I love Biz. Can you find that Darren Reveld tweet from that night? I just want to look at it.

Imagine being the guy at the water cooler that took the under. Just imagine being in his shoes. I mean, it was relatable as fuck. We should get a real... When are you doing your surgery? A water cooler. You want to get a water cooler? January 20.

Through this one out to it. Oh, hold up. What is that? Thank God God D. Gou. He did the... Why did you delete this coward? Wait, do you Pemdoss it, though?

No, Tyree kill. This ain't it. Oh, my God. Wait, I miss it. What the fuck? Go back to the same. That said, that's ain't it, chief, I think. Pam Doss is amazing.

That's, that's, that's, that's, that's it. Oh, man. What year was the, uh, the JFK video that he tweeted? Oh, that shit was crystal. We should watch that. What's the JFK video? But his assassination, but he was like shot in the head. He was like, oh, okay.

I legitimately watched that in that. I thought you're talking about Rovel. I woke up. No, Ravel tweeted out. tweeted. But the, like, 8 in the morning, he tweeted out the 4K

J.F.K getting his brain's blown. It was an angle no human has ever seen. Yeah. I don't know. It was cool. I watched it a lot.

JFK went straight to the blue injury tent that one. Why did he do that? It was just a random day? No, it was the anniversary, but it was just history is right around now.

It's also like 6 a.m. He got the film and like made it 4K. You have to beat everybody for the engagement, I think. Sure. the first one to the market. When did he enter your radar?

Early 2014. How? What was his? What's his assent? Yeah. He's a sports business. There it is. Saddest guy in the office tomorrow, colon, dude at the young. It's so true.

Yeah. How did he get on your radar? I was familiar with Revelle back in like 2013, 2014, but he really popped on radar because there was a dude that made fun of him that was a follower of mine that made a joke about him like being a brand whore to the point where he would he would have like just talked about like uh the value of uh the swastika on the open market back in 1937 or whatever and then he goes i've reported you to charles shippen the professor at your university and he actually emailed this guy's professor oh and tried to try to get him canceled from his program

When did the, I forgot what his tweet was, but he's like, I have black friends or ever, how long after was that? I felt like that was early. He was nine pieces of Martin Luther King. No, that was the, that was the, he had, he had, like, Josh is fine. Martin Luther King memorabilia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said autographed voter registration card from, like, Rosa Parks.

Instead of, like, signatures, like autographed, yeah. Oh, no. He had to sign it. What, oh, what? You got a diarrhea. Diarrhea. Diary, diarrhea. You've been thinking about it.

Go in the tent. Go in the tent. Yeah. Oh, his butt. Shit in the trash can. Is this a first? Diarrhea? It's the match.

Yes and no. All he ate was magic. Wait, what do you mean? You had diarrhea? I had 24-hour diarrhea. I also did. I think like half the office. It's going around. Well, you guys all eat the same thing.

Yeah, well, what's the common denominator? Ice cream machine? Ice cream. Who doesn't have it? Uh-oh. The people who didn't eat the ice cream. ice cream. I had it, but I think mine, I just had a salad and my body

was like, what? Are they throwing around L-word accusations, Jacob? Lesbian? Oh, my back, yeah, yeah. Hey, hop on main chair, Jacob. Stir it up, Jacob, get on Mayn's chair. Defend yourself. Defend yourself. Cream team needs more attention. Jacob. Defend yourself.

Jacob, main chair. I think diarrhea feels good. I agree. It feels way better than a regular relief. The relief is 10 times later. I don't get the hate it. Your first diarrhea feels good. When you're on like... True. When your ass is wrong. When you're on number 12 of the day. I don't... Not as fun. Your ass is dry even. Your ass is like hot to the touch.

Yeah. First one's like a reverse bidet. Sorry, Jacob. What was the last time you had diarrhea? Clinged it right up. Can I say the best kind of diarrhea? Can I say the best kind of diarrhea? Is when you're peat out of your butt? The ass is half of it. And you can feel it all. So good. Okay. Oh, no, no, finish the thought.

This isn't fun, Kay. We need to hear this. You know the kind of diarrhea where you're, like, legit, just peeing out of your butt? And you can feel it. You can, like, visualize what it looks like, and it's the whole thing's emptying. I never visualized it.

Yeah, what do you mean visual? That's what I'm saying. It's the best. It's the best. The person who's stall next to you thinks you're peeing. Yeah. I love it when you have complete control. So a little push, you know it's common.

Yeah, boom, boop. That initial push is one of the greatest. I like it can hear it comments. You hear the bubbles and then. Hold on now, Jacob, you need to address Sally. Finally. I love shit. Everybody who had ice cream had diarrhea.

The ice cream eaters do have diarrhea. It's 100% the ice cream. Whoa, that was it? He said, no, they don't. I eat it every day. You have a quick wife. Usually a diarrhea wipes, it's like really wet and fucking, you got to. That was a main concern.

But he said that you said the ice cream eaters have diarrhea. He said, no, they don't. It's not the ice cream. He's like claiming for you guys. All of us claim diarrhea, and he was like, no, you did. No, you don't, yeah. You picked the wrong lie, bro. I haven't had ice cream since Sunday, and I've got diarrhea.

What did you guys eat? You too? I don't know. Tell me it's the small chivalves, dude. If it's the small chivalves, dude, if it's the small shavals, it can't be. I don't know, man. I know you guys crushed the smalls. You're killing the smalls.

We can't see the Kansas City score on. Salads kind of make me have diarrhea, too. Me too. It's right there, Hank. Cale. I think it's because it's such a rare... I know that's a total. I think it's because it's such a rare part of my diet.

Cail drags it out of you. I might as well be going to India and eat off the rat. K-C-L-A-R, that's just 13 total. It's total. Got it. Got it. Got it. It's 13-0.

Hank, it's a balloon, not a footrest. It's working. If it pops, you're not even going to be in here. I don't have head holes. Brandon is trying to... He says a balloon on a footrest. Is there a more boring balloon graphic than just a ref shirt? A ref shirt?

sure yeah that's like yeah so not fun that what a ball oh gosh cure time what about the touchdown Terry kill oh so it's getting oh they're on our ass what was that how quick was that was it a long yard line there's so much more exciting things to use 25 yard line the 10 yard line everybody loves the 10 that's so funny oh wait oh right red zone the field in already there's the 15 there's the 30s right here. Wait, what play is that? Look at Spencer Brown. Oh my God.

Yeah, what is that? That's a shitty play. Is that the, is that a quarterback sneak? Oh, God. Yeah, what a play. Bro, their defensive line is so sick. Yeah, that's a draw. Is that Harry Settle?

Yeah. Harry Settle. Yeah. That's his boy. Oh, fuck. Wow. Let's see what happens here. Yink.

Sorry, bud. Damn. Kada, did you ever get fucking yinked badly? Mazi Smith, you ever... Yeah, the first round pick from the Cowboys from Michigan? I was playing center against Michigan at home. My whole family was there. It was like a big weekend.

Like, there was like cousins, aunts, uncles. Mazzie Smith comes on a twist. So he's in a three technique over the guard, and I'm playing center. He twists full speed, like actually picks me up and throws me three yards backwards. Yeah. He lifted. That was the most power I've ever felt other than the sumo wrestlers. Who's Mazi Smith is in the league?

He was a first-on-pick for the Cowboys. He just got traded to the Jets? He didn't play well with the Cowboys, but he just had like a little squatty stance. Bro. Yeah, he just had his ass so low. His arms, like, had, like, insane definition on him. He was, like, 320 pounds.

Is there any chance we can get a clip of that? I'm sure there is a clip of it somewhere. Yeah, absolutely. He lifted you? Like, lifted me up and threw me on my back. Make a noise? I was just like, dude. It would sound like Kate coming on.

Come, get my mom Yeah, I was just like Do you, great play, man, great play Did you ever just like say, ouch? Yeah, oh, man. Yeah, when I would get like poked in the eye Or my, I got, I got kicked in the ribs bad And I like bruised my rib

It was like one of the worst pains ever But I would just say like really gay shit to him Oh yeah? Like what? Like what? My ass. Like, let me suck that fucking death. Really?

Oh, nice. It's the best, I think it's the best way to trash talk because they just don't have nothing back to stay. You were your actually serious you would say that? Yeah, I would say let me suck your dead. Never called you on it? Suck it then. It's a defensive line. Did they laugh or were they like? They were anyone text you after?

And then they would never talk shit the rest of the game. It worked 100% of the time. Dude, if a running back got the hand off and like pulled out his cock and was running, would guys not tackle him? Probably. Who was it at the Combine? Who's their big ass? Oh, that's Chris Jones. Big ass.

Meat flopped out. Hey, Brandon? Chris Jones, Mississippi State, big dick. Chris Jock. Big ass dick, Braddon. Big fucking dick. First episode of part of my take.

Yeah. Wait, it flopped out? That was huge. Let's pull it up for Kate. The test episode of my take. God damn. The house in Austin. The first thing we talked about was Chris Jones.

That was dick flopper. Big ass. Big news. I think I said it was a hate crime against white people. His penis was big enough while working out. This was a test episode. Yeah, the first. It was like, no.

It was a placeholder. It was like 10 minutes. And you were there from day one. Yeah, yeah. It was the three of us in PFTs. What was your thought process? Like, during and after. Hopefully this works.

Hopefully some guys need to pop. Hopefully this. Hopefully a cock flop. So it was actually a planning process. Like, let's go to Austin. By the way, everyone just by the book. Because we're writing a book right now, which is. What?

Yeah. Yeah, we're writing a book. What do you mean? Who's we? Who's we? We're writing a 10-year anniversary book Who's writing it? We have a ghost writer

What the fuck? Yeah Yeah, because Wait, you guys, remember when you called Rainbow Fish a novel? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I called Three days and a ham a novel No, no, no, no, it's Dr. Seuss

Yeah, yeah, what's your favorite Seuss novel? Oh, man. Yeah, no, we're writing a book. We're like deep in the process. So can you credit your success to that black cock? It was part of it. It was a great first story.

You guys are Kardashians. You know who's our, you know who's our historian. You know who's our historian who's going to write a piece in the book? Jacob. No shit. Jacob's literally gone back. All the archive. That's awful.

Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah. He's done awesome work. Great job. When is it? What's like, what's the end of it? Is it a climax? We have to say it.

question because like there's no if you're still doing the show no we can there's no like natural ending we could say what we're doing for the ending we're so so hank is going to murder both me and big cat and then it's going to be a great final we're like how we end it so we're going to have our good friend mike florio write a fan fiction ending to pardon my take oh yeah yeah that's how he thinks it could end yeah we called them i was like hey can you do this and he's like yeah can i kill hank i was like whatever you want i know that yeah we have to get him glorious bastards You have to have him on anus. But yeah, he's going to write the ending.

He's going to write how it won. What the fuck? What are you calling it? And what's the cover going to be? A picture of Dave in the pool? It's all of us, all of our guests. And then what are we calling it? I think we're going to call it like, we wish we recall our daddy.

Yeah. I think it's like, don't read this book. That's not bad. Yeah. I thought about naming it something like really, really fancy so that when someone would see you reading in public, they'd be like, oh, that's a man of... A performative... That's nice.

How to deal with your giant cock? A feminist view of... Yeah. If you were... What would you name the story of Rhone? That's a good question. A real thinker. What would you name the story of Rhone?

It would be Rhone wasn't built in a day. Yeah. That's really good. It's the first quarter. Oh. Oh, we're good. Thinking about the Ronan. Or know him from Adam.

Remember that was Schefter's podcast? That was the worst name of that, no, surf and turf. Bad. Second worst name for a podcast ever. So this is, whoever this lands on, your beers do not count anymore. If we lose Keating, we are fucked. We're fucked if we lose Katie.

Listen, I'm really enjoying drinking beers. What do you guys? What's everybody at? How's everybody doing? I'm on, I'm ready for five. I'm on four. I'm on four. Five.

You want to do a test spin? What's big Mike saying? You want to go test spin or we go real spin? Do you practice? Practice spin or real spin? Oh, I'll feel sad if I'm not. What happened to don't do nothing? Well, you get still stay in the room.

Get it and drink. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Just your beers don't count. You stay in the room and yeah. Okay, okay. All right, let's go real spin or practice spin. Do a practice. Right, one practice.

Just one practice. Hopefully this is Kate it because you want to be Katie out of the way. Oh. That actually probably would have been best case. Yeah. That's kind of what's happening anyway. Can we actually say practice? Fuck, do you want that to count?

Oh, yeah. You can't do that, Kay. Okay, because that's... All right, here we go. This is a real one. Real spin. We cannot lose KDick. Oh, no.

Oh, God. No. Bye-bye. Wait, what do you mean? No. I don't want to lose... Well, all right, KB, your beers don't count. Guys, celebrate.

That's, yeah, that was good. That was good. That was good. Hey, that was good. You were probably the two, the wheels on our set, because those were the two best. Yeah. And also the pressure's off, you know.

You should hang out. All-time performance. You get your cock complicated, and now you just get a drink out of pressure. You drink four beers in a quarter. Big, my gay. All right, but now we get, now we get joy. I drink a beer. We get Deutsch.

We get Joyce. Uh, KB. All right, here we go, boys. Deutsch time. Doge. All right, that's, that's all right. All right. Doge.

Two seconds. Joyce, Joyce, Joyce, Joyce, Joyce, Joyce, Joyce, Joyce, Joyce. What is this. Where is he? Where is he? Oh, he's gonna- Oh, here it is. Oh! Yeah! He's our hero.

Wait, wait, we'll get the timer up. Wait, wait, wait. Jacob, have a couple more. Get in the middle, Deutsch. Have a couple more ready. Go, Dooy. Are you have 30 seconds, Deutsch? Stand on the 50-yard line, balloon.

Doge, have you been drinking on the side? I had five beers at 4 o'clock. He's had five beers at 4 o'clock. All right. I'm ready. All right, here we go. Oh, that's how I love. All right.

I'll say three, two, one. Three, two, one, go. He's a boy. Yes. Go! Get more for him. Jacob, you have two on your left. You have two ready to go.

There we got. Money time. Holy shit. You got a lot of time, Joyce. You got a lot of time, Joyce. You got a lot of time. You got a lot of time. Yes, Doge.

Breathe, brother. Breathe. vibrate them down brother breathe they're cold they're cold they're cold go one more one more one more three one one judge oh oh that was incredible six beers that's six years that's a toucher oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha boys man we're sending him away after the I don't care what he's saying why is he

That hand is an athlete He just walked away Brain freeze is what stopped him He'll come in and hang out Thanks mean Joe Is there a person better at their job than Doi? No No

No I fucking love that guy There he goes He's back in the guy There he goes There Deutsch goes There's Oh

Oh That fluff Wait wait Wait I love it Yeah Oh yeah He's putting his penis

There you go I better put My penis on my hip. Doy. Look at him. He's just like, what just happened? When did he cut his hair like that? Did he come in with that?

He did it for this. He said he's going to keep it like this until Christmas. Oh, my God. The first thing he said to me today was like, are you going to the Steelers game with your parents? I guess he listens to the yak. I said, yeah. And he goes, I'm excited to meet him.

He's going to come in tomorrow. Fuck, yeah. I'm going to be in the same town as I'm on things. You gotta hang you gotta fuck him For like yeah Dude go drink with his Do you know Deutsch drinks with his High School football coach every weekend

Wow that's awesome I thought you're gonna say every year Yeah no every week It's fucked up with him That's you know what That's cool for Deutsch That's fucking sweet for his high school football coach

Yeah that guy rocks Which I don't What It's just like the state of the industry Deutsch should be A superstar Globally

Yeah renowned We're going to have them. The state of the industry. You remember the got Donnie was with? That's so right. That should be pangzai. Yeah.

They need that's a collaboration. Him is shoe nice, pang's eye. Yep. Or a shoe nice out. Is he out? Shoe nice is. He might be out. Shoe nice said some N words.

Yeah. He had to ban him from our chat. Oh, is he out or? Can't make a new accounts of being freaky. Shoe nice here. I'm going to eat 30 tampons. Hmm. Did he drink antifreeze?

Dude, he did everything. Elmer's glue. Yeah. Glass. Didn't eat a shoe? Thumb tacks. He said he would eat drywall as a kid. Oh.

Was he ever a PMT character? No. Too nice. It was like your first non-athlete character. One of the, one of our best was when we had the Marlins man versus foul ball guy, we had them both on and they hated each other. Because Marlins man accused foul ball guy of getting a ticket to Fort Bragg when they did a baseball game there was just for veterans only. Which he. And Marlins made.

Yeah, Marlins made was like. I was offered tickets, but I said no because the veterans, and this guy did. He also thinks that the NFL ball guy makes it all about him, whereas Marlins man would never do that. Right. Humble man in a orange shirt. Do you have an update on, Marlins?

Oh, yeah, for the accident. He's not doing well. I was texting. What did he mean? What did he tell you? I'm not doing. He said he got in a fight with the nurses. Oh, no. And he's got to go to New York, but he can't fly because of his chest. Who's taking care of the

cats? I don't know. He's got, like, nine main coon cats oh those are big cats they're all like 30 pound cats oh you've never seen him dude he has like tigers in his house I power ranked his cats one time on the blog

they're they're huge pussies I think that'd be the best the best animal of security purposes yeah Robert walks in her house they're just in shock like it's terrifying my neighbor has one it shits on the toilet how big is they've shown me photos of it

these are why they're crazy shits on the toilet I swear because he said In the jungle, it would shit in a river to hide its scent. And so it's instinctively shits on the toilet. So it's potty trained to shit in the... He said they didn't even have to. It just, like, found the toilet and was like, I'm shitting in it.

That's incredible. Yeah. How many Maine Coons? What is this guy doing? Oh, my God. That's like Joe Exotic. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We're just watching football. We should have said a timestamp for when you could also put on the Thursday night football game. Yeah. We could probably do one live. Oh, I'm thinking of those. big Saudi

Wait, no, these are not his cat. They're big, no, no, he's got way bigger cats. The cheetah cats, like the, like the size of golden retrievers. What you mean? Shit on a toilet. You should try and lock their ass on a on a toilet? Wait, what the hell

is that? It's in the toilet. What do you mean? But I got, it's one of those, like, big Persian cats. It's not a main... It sits on the toilet? It's, like, purchase itself on the edge of the toilet seat and it shits in the toilet. Wow. T.J, that link at the top, I think that was it. I think I put out of a picture. Cats do

do that. Yeah. I have videos on. Censor. The damn devnest. Huh. Huh. Get north.

I noticed it when we were, I was getting face painted. The pictures at the front. You're really thinking about every word you're saying. Are you in slow motion? I'm drunk. You're cross faded. There's a Devness Nate.

There's a Devness Nate. Iconicized picture at the front, which made me laugh so hard. What? Iconicized. We got to run. I just not, check, yeah. Check the word.

Iconicized. Use it in a sentence. Like, it's like in language of origin. Italicized? No, like all the pictures, there's 12 pictures at, it's Barstlesports, and there's 12 pictures with iconic moments. Yeah. Iconic. What's the pronoun?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what that was the thing. No, but like, iconic moments that you put on a picture. It's like a moment you make iconic. Conicized. Like martyr? A connoisse.

And there's a Dev Ness Nate specific one that was me. Like how I was looking at it. I think it sounds legit. You guys get it? You're getting your face painted? I was looking at the wall and I was like the fact that there's a Dev Ness Nate picture, he has his head down. And at the, the, I forget what it says, but it's like the, like, we lost everything. And it's just Dev Ness Nate.

Did they work? Next to like a picture of Dave being like, we got bought by Churning. Yeah. Like number one, it's, it's very, it's, it made me laugh. That was the Devness When Iconicize it It is we that's a real word That's a word

Shit Wait you guys Iconicized Let's go Hank Iconicize means someone Or something that has been made iconic That's exactly

I apologize Are you a world-renowned Educating? Explain Devna Nevness was We hired these nerds To reconfigure all of Barstool Sports

And we're like This is going to change everything yeah build an app this is going to change everything we're going to make so much money now that we have a website that works the day we launched it dave went on vacation in like the bahamas and it just crashed the entire site and was so bad that we just immediately went back to the old site and we spent six months and money website they just made it an app they made it an app and they also like reconfigured barstool sports and it was like the worst it failed miserably so these deleted like half of our history and Dave was on vacation when we launched it

2013 thank you Kaley 20 yeah did you ever meet these guys they worked in the office yeah worked with them every day it was like me Fidelberg and then Devness Nate you're wait so it's not this isn't Barstall night no Debness Nate which who is iconized you can go you can go oh look at a picture of him score on it he's like Barzels sports I can't believe that was real It's like the picture of my was looking. I was like the fact that Deb Nessnade is up there is killing me because it's like

he What was he doing that when it happened? That's him? Was he like panicking? Oh yeah he was and again Dave was on vacation He was permanently panicking He would just talk to us and be like

I'm gonna do you talk code and like We'd be like okay I don't know so So Hank were you in charge of the project were you like, no, no, fuck why'd you talk to him every day? It was the greatest. Our office was like the size of this room. So what was their net contribution? But they would just be like, oh,

it's not, dude. And then he'd be like, all the logs got deleted for whatever. What was their purpose for being hired on? To create, to build an app. Are we, to build an app and to reconfigure our entire website. And they deleted everything got deleted and everything broke. Wait. And

Dave was not around and we're just like, what's going on? And then we just went back to the old one. Did this all transpired in one moment, or was it over the course of several days? We launched it, and it was clearly a disaster. When did it, did that happen? I don't even know when that happened. What did they do?

Did they show up that day? Yeah, that's right. Did they say my bad? No, I think that was they worked. I think we hired them. They worked for like a year. Yeah, it was a long time. It was all behind the scenes.

We were behind the scenes guys. And it was, Ness Nate. And they were like writing code on whiteboards and shit. So you come down and like, oh, the dev nest is fucking humming. They're like, look at this code on the whiteboard. Yeah, do you see a whiteboard? Oh, development nest? Is that what that is?

And we were like, this is going to be, like, that we were promised that like everything is going to be better. We didn't get bonuses on. Ultimately, Dave was like, yeah, like bonuses aren't as big as this year because we hired the devs. I'm not Joe. That's a real conversation. So you guys should hate them. I don't know.

It is what it is. They were nice guys. And I think after that, like, that was it. They were gone. Yeah. Like, Dave, they turned on. Everything broke. We lost all the blogs.

And Dave was like, we're going to go back to the old blog. Yeah. You guys are fine. And then Dave was like, I'm not trusting any updates ever again. Because, yeah, Dave didn't know what it was going on either. But how optimistic were you about? Oh, so optimistic. We were like kids off the street or do they lie on their resume.

They're like, we can, we can blog from our phones now. We can do all this shit. Like, we're going to, like, the SEO is going to be crazy. We're going to make all this ad revenue. I thought there was a. I thought they might have like deleted some blogs accidentally that like maybe were like 2013 no but like it was like six like it was like six months of just nothing I thought it was like stuff that could have got people canceled but no that's what I mean well yes accidentally

like there definitely like there maybe that's the best thing that ever happened yes 100% Some blogs that, like, maybe were nasty. The Venn diagram of things they deleted and things that could get us canceled was probably a circle. Okay. But it was not on purpose. Right. Exactly. It just, that's so it is a net positive maybe in that way.

Like, nothing was actually lost except for Dave's trust in it. Trust in technology in general. He was like, I'm never trusting nerds again. Was there ever a moment where you, like, had a big dinner and cheers to like, we fucking made it. We got the dev dad. I feel like you guys I feel bad for these guys What are they up to? Yeah, are they good now? I don't know

Oh my god House call Oh this is good for Shakir though Oh my god block in the back Block in the back Flag flag flag Yep there it is Oh no

Camer guy Chey I got a question for you On an interception scariest thing in the world Did you ever Scariest thing in the world I got clocked. Did you ever get blindsided?

Oh, my God, yeah. I got three penalties, like on the other guy. Oh, you drew three penalties from... Dude, you get clogged. By getting creamed. Clocked. All these linebackers just look for the fat-o-living. Oh, I got a question.

Did you ever get to lay somebody out for? I have, like, about... I think I have four tackles and five fumble recoveries, I think. How fun was that when you... Oh, so sick. I had to tackle Mason Graham, and I was hanging on his back for, like, five yards, against Michigan that's a good who's better him or Mazi Smith

Mason Graham yeah he's a beast right he's unbelievable kid I saw someone tweet the other day like a football coach or maybe as a football player being like the guys that make noise when they're running those are the guys you got to worry about oh yeah is that true yeah dude like Isaiah Pacheco probably makes yeah he's probably like

because I saw I saw a clip of Ed Reed like that he blew up someone on a punt return oh yeah he was like the whole yeah yeah the whole time he's like oh yeah yeah As he's running, he's just... Those guys are scary, man. Those guys are scary.

I love the dude on the side. I never thought of that, but it was such a... Yeah, no, for sure. The dudes that make noise. Like, they have something to run for. They're different. Like, they have something to run for. They're running with a purpose.

Oh. Is the Miko Ryan's a top three hottest coach in the... Yeah. I need him to drop the skis. Top three hottest coaches. Can we pull him up? Miko. Tomi smokes.

Matt LaFloor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I convinced Tommy smokes to post a fan at it. Day Campbell, maybe. No, but for who, the man. He's a man. I'll tell you what, Stefansky's pretty hot. He is.

Spansky is. McVeigh. Spanxie is his daddy. I think Stephansky is blend in. You could walk by him at the supermarket. Oh, they did all right, though. They did all right in Philly. I think the Stafansky family.

Who else? Shannahan. McVeigh. Yeah, McFey. We don't have that many hot coaches right now. Really? With Kingsbury's an offensive coordinator. We don't have that many hot coaches.

He's a sunglasses merchant. I can speak with authority on this. He just wears sunglasses. He's a sunglasses. Oh, hang on. Your face looks bad. Hold on. You're out tight.

Hold on a second. Face looks better if you come. Now, hold on. How many hot coaches? Cliff Kingsbury is hot. Oh, who's that? Who's Kevin? The Vansky's hot.

That's a Philly boy. You can't say McVeigh is hot and Kingsbury's not hot. Dan Campbell, hot. Campbell's pride. The floor's hot. Campbell's probably got meat on. D'emico, yes. No.

Stike in, no. Andy, Henry, hot. Pete Carroll, would. There's a time. Yeah. Pete Carroll probably.

Most kills. Yeah. McDaniel, no. Kevin O'clock. That's a good angle. That's a good angle. That's a lot.

Do you know. Don't sleep on. Brable. Brable's in the same. Kell and more as the lines. I feel like Braeble's in the same covers. Tafka's got his North Campbell,

like they're just like a man. Next year and he's handsome. Shannon's kind of hot. Brandon, is smoldering. Brandon, question. Yeah.

If you were an NFL coach, where would you rank out of 32? Oh, like 24th? No. What the fuck? No. You're top half, dude.

No, I'd be low. Let's go back, though, for a second. Kingsbury is a sunglasses. Show Kingsbury. I got to do that. He's got bags?

By the way, did we add Deutsche's beers? Yeah. Oh, shit. Kingsbury's, he's not a bad-looking guy. That's a hot man. That's a hot man right there.

No, it's not. No, it's not. No. But that's a bad picture. Show the whole thing. Now see him in sunglasses. Brandon, I'll give you 19.

Sunglasses. Hot. So right there, that one, that one. That one. Go up. Go up. Go up. Right here. Left.

That one. Bang. Hot. Yeah, hot. That's hot. That's a great picture. You cherry pick. Cherry pick.

You look like kind of, um, Diagonalzaki, uh, Tucker, uh, Max. Yes. What? That looks like him. I hope they serve beer in hell.

Do you know what he does, what he is now? Yeah. He lives like on a fucking Texas. Texas, like an investor. No, he lives like. He has a ton of guns and stuff. Yeah, he basically is like plugged out of the internet, like off the grid with his family. Wow.

Mm-hmm. Dude who just wrote about fucking. Yeah. He never overlapped with like PMT days, did he? No. A little bit. He did. Yeah, yeah.

He was a, he was a PFT fan back in like 2014. He was early adopter I think he got a bad rap I think that like he was like writing fiction. He was a good writer He's like why can't people write fiction He's doing what every podcaster does. Yeah

Yeah Kyle you always say he writes about his blackouts In the most utmost detail Yeah I love that I mean he remembers every detail His blackout Yeah A dead giveaway that A dead giveaway

He also writes about his blackouts being like Like, yeah, then I woke up. I had no idea how I got there. I don't even remember waking up. But then I woke up. And he talks about things that he does not remember. Right. That's right.

It's like, it's like, he's just, he's just a great, he's like kind of like a smutty, like, like, uh, like romance novel writer for. Yeah. Yeah. He's also had a hammer, right? What? Yeah. Had to have per. I always heard.

He's taught his own word. Yeah. I believe him. It's fiction. I don't know. but I was randomly reading his essays like a month ago for something and he well like his whatever his novels

I was reading his novels or whatever but it was like about him like the head of his law for him trying to bang him on this night out and blah blah but it was like very it was like I was hooked the whole time you think that's like if you look back on it like

Alexander Pope like the great writers back in like the middle ages they were all just like Tucker Max yeah and like they like if we were to interview somebody that was around in that time frame they would just be like you think this guy was like the best writer that we had right they got clown probably yeah and also he's kind of like painters like he was writing smut but painters get away with it because they could like paint a naked woman like he was writing a naked woman that's the same exact type of thing this shit he uh he he introduced me

to the term he called he called one of his like he jizzed one time and he called it a seven roper I still think about He's taking the sink In like seven roper It's just seven pumps Yeah Dude I was in like ninth Hey

Katie have you heard of Tucker Max Is this new to you? No I don't know who that is I was in ninth grade reading about To learn how to read kid He left a skid mark on like a white couch after head I can't wait

I can't fucking wait He was a Kankoon leaving his skin marks Oh my God I need to grow up now College sounds awesome I got to ask you a question that's going to bum me out Yeah

What year were you born? 2,000 Oh That's not bad It's not too bad I'm over that I left a skim mark On a chick's bed once

After a game I was hooking up with a chick I thought I was the man And then I She like sent me a picture in the morning And I was like How big was I wasn't

She sent you a picture Wait that's fucked up She sent you a picture Yeah Like what was the hue Was it brown or was it Did she caption it was she like Wait

Did you shit in my bed Like, no, she's just like, she was like, ha, what is this? I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, oh, it says, I was like, bro, I played a game. She was doing a Roershack test with you with your own black. Wait, why is you played a game, the defense? I don't know. Oh, my God. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, oh, oh, oh, touchdown. No yellow, no laundry. That was a six spin move. Oh, you guys, what's the, uh, what's the, uh, what's the play. that you should you can shine the most you know when the when they the play comes in um you're like you get you get your cop like probably like um like pin and pull when i can get out in space yeah but it's a hit or miss like if i like against netherdame i had a really good block but like

there's times where i fucking whiff and my coach is like what the fuck are you doing here with his laser pointer and i'm like so for a layman the pin and pole is yeah pin and pole is a good one you get out in space and shit for it though like a toss like a toss so pin and explain for a layman

so pin and pool you guys are wearing pads get out there front the mic yeah the mic and so if you have a shade no

just what the fuck happens layman's terms just like what does you go around it's just like where are you moving you have two four you have

I think Kate's right I think I think Kate I think he's hiding the ball and then going around You have two pullers. Everyone else on the front side is blocking down. That's the pin, and the pull is when you get out.

Was it a screen pass? No, he's hiking the ball, and then he's moving around. Hey, it's, show us. Toss. Show us. Toss. How many people do you need to show us? I need five.

But I also need five, or three defenders. You need five guys out there. Everyone out there. We're at the two-minute warning of the first half. All right, two-minute warning. Oh, we're good. That is a fumble returned for a touchdown. Oh, we got a fumble.

Oh, shit. We might have to wait. We might have to wait. We're past halftime. Oh, we don't know. It's not halftime yet. Keep drinking. No, it's 150 left.

Oh, no. We might have to wait. Hank is. Yeah, yeah, you'll do it when they're eating. Yeah, it might be good to do. During the eating competition, you can show it. Okay. Thanks, ready to go.

I have a question for you, Katie. I only need, I only need a, a center, a left guard, left tackle, tight end, so I need four offensive players and I need shade, four eye, I need four defense. That's all you need. Name who you need.

You're not asking for a lot. You pointed us, you tell us what position we're playing. Okay, Kenne, can I have a question for you as a younger guy? What is the first memory that you had when it comes to like pop culture? Oh. jeez hold on a second here what was like it's gonna be like jersey show what was the

defining pop culture show and third grade is the Empire State Building like crazy tall to you I already no I mean that's like the main that's as big as I can think when did you learn about 9-11 when I was like probably nine or 10 I was in a stroller a motherfucker what I said Yo, my dad was at work. A struber? That sounds like a pastry, brother. You were nine?

The variance. No. Nine years old. I'm saying when 9-11 happened, I was in a stroller with my sister. My mom was walking us. My dad was at work. My dad called my mom and said, yo, they just hit the towers. And they said, yo.

What did you learn about it? Yo, honey, check it out. You're like, holy shit. You're like, holy shit. Yeah, I didn't even. even know what happened and then my mom would like pull me into a room the world trade center my mom would like always cry with the uh on nine 11 like the memorial videos and like everything and she'd pull me and she'd be like explaining me what happened i still didn't have no fucking clue what that's not

fucking sick mom yeah yeah when it when it comes to like music or what oh i think um okay so another one we would go to my my my family's camp and i would always listen to johnny cash so no is that not a pop culture that's the opposite of your like what was this song what was this song like tim it just came out no fireball fireball by uh oh my god yeah yeah there's no way my pit bull my pit bulls i saw his uh smash mouth all star when i was like 11 years old that's that's right buddy in my head i used to have that on a CD that i like listen over and over and over yeah first movie you saw in the theater um red dawn with my dad the remake

the remit with march clareth bad at this all right your first what the fuck are you guys trying to get at what was the first movie like everyone in school was talking about no red dawn the re i know i know the remake but like give us one that was or your boys quoting at the cafeteria

yeah what's the first movie you started quoting boring over no probably like shrek who was the first You guys were always Shrek. I don't know.

Like, who's your bot swamp? Get out me, swamp. Everyone called me Shrek. Yeah, you know. What character would your friends say that you were most? Oh, Shrek, dude.

They called me an ogre. Probably when I was like 10 years old, they called me an ogre. Oh, man. Who was your first celebrity crush? Megan Fox Transformers 1. I got my first boner from her. Okay.

That makes that. She's still my number one. What was the first, like, championship, you remember? Super Bowl, my second year playing football. Which, oh, wait, all right. My Super Bowl. No, no, no, no. Championship, like, championship team.

When the Steelers. And I remember, like, like, Kirby Pocket and the Twins. When the Steelers beat the Cardinals, James Harrison, 90. That's 2009. San Antonio Holmes. Yeah. Yeah, San Antonio Holmes. I was in my, in my house.

We had a huge Steelers. That game I remember forever because we... I remember I was in the strueler. We challenged the guy at our Super Bowl party to drink an entire bottle of Mallort and he drank the entire bottle of Mallort and then we lost him and we're like, where is he? And then I found him and he was in my room. I was living with five dudes in Lakeview.

He was in my room and he puked everywhere in my room. And I smelled the puke for like a year straight. There was always a guy that you knew would do it. Yeah. He was like, I'll drink a whole bottle of Mallort. You did it, and then you treated him like shit. I miss the James Harrison return because I was trying to find him. It was the best.

My dad was just facing a bottle of Jack Daniels. PFT, are you the top Mallorkeye at the office? I wouldn't say that. I'm sure there's other top Mallorca. I have, I have developed. Donnie feels like he would be a big. I've developed an affinity for Melort. Every time I'm out with you, I enjoy it.

You don't mind it? No, I enjoy it now. You enjoy it. Guys, 30 seconds, 30 seconds, we're going to go. Every time I go out. We got chug. Oh, we're good. We end up to our team.

Yeah. Yeah. I tend to like things that are objectively terrible. Give me. I don't know what that says about me, but I, I, I've reached the point where now I look at Mallor. I feel like I accomplished something when I drink it. Yeah. We were talking.

We were talking the other day. Donnie. Donnie needs to be on a case. Wanton. Who would get a nipple ring in the office? Both Don't. Wanton has been on. I said you.

I would not know. I would not know. I would not know. We all said you. But as a bit and they're like, no, no, it's fine. It wasn't even, there was no close second. I would, I would never do it. Hank, you agree?

Who would get a nipple ring in the office? I could see Hank get one. I don't know, maybe Nikki smokes. No, it's definitely. No, no, it's PFT. No, I would never do it. Ft, I'm going to have to overrule. Statistically, yes, because I've got four nipples, so I'm the most likely.

You're the most nipple. Oh, my God. Wait, what is this? Pull it off. Is that Christian Kirk again? But no. What is going on? Never.

This game is crazy. Tell the people about NIL era head. N.I.L. Era head. Now you're making money. Nuts, bro. I made money. I made money we were really good. It was, it was awesome.

Was this, did you, were you a freshman for the NIL era? When did it? Oh, you're a double senior. No, it happened. No, I think it happened in. Super senior. did it happen in 2021 maybe no 2 23 no no no no it wasn't no it happened earlier than that what it was the amount you made in your last year 300 000 holy but but

but 300,000 in college it was not that much that's like two weeks at the bar for oh bro it was like I was awesome what the girls get out of coolest thing ever what guys that makes me fucking tight is going to I'm full hater right now. Did you save any of it? Did you save any of it? Yeah, I still have a lot. All right, there we go.

Good for you. But like you took them out to nice dinners? No, I never took a chance. My thing was just taking all my boys out and get a table at a bar and... But the head was good and the money was good. But they didn't get any of the money. Chicks didn't get shit. I didn't give them shit.

You gave them fucking streak stains on their... Yeah. They just gave them fucking. It was crazy that the head got better and you didn't have to sacrifice anything. Yeah, I, yeah. Oh, the boys are getting ready for the halftime entertainment. I definitely. Hey, guys, 46.

Yeah, the whole shit, they just scored again. Chris Conley. It's a one possession game, boys. Uh-oh. T.J, I think we should pause for the halftime entertainment, not run it. Oh, we're behind. Well, do you guys, do you want to show the pin and pool? Yeah, yeah, but while they do the halftime.

Oh, okay, okay. We got a pin and pull. So I won. You got three timeouts. He had center. Yeah, that's true. We can take a time out. Who take one now?

Oh, Katie, you tell us. Wait, yeah, we should have time out right now. They are about to kick this extra point. Oh, I'll be tied in. I want Big Cat in my left guard. I want. I'll be tied end. Brandon's going to be doing that.

T.J., can you play left tackle for me? I can't hear you. He's got to stay on the stairs. Okay. I appreciate. Deutsch. Deutsch. Deutsch can play my left tackle.

Oh, we get another Deutsch wheel in a minute. Jacob was a football guy. Oh, Jacob, yeah. Deutsch. Deutsch. Yeah. I want to talk to him. Yeah, he's going to be in here.

I want to touch him. Is that another tutty? Yeah, Texas. Davis Mills. Oh, flag. He's got such a good neck. How did their offensive line get better when their quarterback got worse? Thank you, Caitlin's good question.

Did their quarterback get worse, Ron? Oh. No, no, I said it in Jeff. Oh, so how long is CJ Shroud going to be concussed? Jake, if you want to play some ball at half time? All right, perfect. Me and Titans, we're talking about. Would you rather offense or defense?

Maybe the S2 cognition test guys going into the draft. We're right. Yeah. Maybe that test was accurate. What is that? That's the one thing that they dinged C.J. Stroud on going into the draft. There was like one specific company that makes like a, I don't know, how would they even do it? It was all new.

How quick do you recognize this one pattern that flashed in front? He scored damn near zero. Yeah. Damn. What the fuck is this test? Based on reaction time or? I think so. I think it's.

I don't know. I don't know. Fast cognition. Some guy made up a test and was like, my test is going to make you draft a good player. And then every team was like, okay. Remember when Kurt Cousins was doing that shit on Hard Knocks? Oh, he missed it. Oh, no, you got it.

All right. There's commentary. He was like on Hard Knocks. He was like, it was like how fast he could, like, spot something or like whenever his brain thought about something else, he would get, like, ding points or something. And he just became a worst quarterback ever since he did all that. Yeah. You know, Kirk Cousins used to go to Groot. He used to go to Gruden every single offseason, and Gruden would, like, have all his plays,

and they would just go through all of them. That's so sick. He tutor him? Yeah. That's so sick. Gruden's the fucking... Gruden's awesome, man. I feel like Grudon wishes that someone here played quarterback, so he could come here and, like, watch film with that.

Can we, like, respect Davis Mills? I feel like... Yeah, no, we... No respect. Dude, Davis Mills is one of the weirdest stories. We were talking about on PMT. He was drafted by the Texas. He was a starter.

for the Texans for two years and then they're like, nah, you're not good enough and now he's just the backup for the Texans. That never happened. Where do you're at a half? We're at half. We're at half. All right. We got zeroes. That never happens though. Guys are like Mitch

is the backup. Please don't be me. Please don't be me. I'm having such a good time. Please don't. Davis Mills went to Stanford. Was he Stanford? Yeah, I think it was Stanford. And then. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Where Davis Mills go to college? It was Stanford. Why is it third quarter going?

You call the timeout? Yeah. All right, so time out. Time out. Time out. Dude, it's halftime. TJ? Time out. TJ. Tige. Come on. Tige. All right. So we got to spin wheels.

And then we got to watch Che versus Brandon. Look at them. We got to do Penn. And wait. Do we have our judge? Brandon was yelling at Che about something about five minutes. Che was worried about his heart. So he's doing a bunch of turkey and bread and gravy. And gravy.

And in between them. Brussels. Wait, do we get Deutsch again? Yes. So we have our pilgrims. Please don't be me. Please don't be me. Didn't you have a heart attack last case,

race? Yeah. But not a hard attack. No, it was pretty, it was real. Look at that. Very real. Our pilgrims in Indian.

And I want to give a shout out to TJ for, these plates look immaculate. Yeah, they do. All right, so let's spin the wheels before we start this competition. Does Moresh ever do the Indian head? Yeah.

Yes. Moresh is the man. Does he? He is the man. Mresh is a grinder, too. He does. Dude, I've never seen him leave so much effort. Don't do it.

Don't do it. Do you want to do a practice move? Do it? Yeah, every quarter. This is sad. Is this a practice? Do one eliminator and then spin it. Kate shouldn't be on it.

Wait, what? One eliminator and then spin it? What? Oh, no, it's Kyle. Oh, my God. That makes that. Come on. The odds.

Oh, she is. Come on. One eliminated. We can't lose Kateik. One eliminator. Eliminator then final. What does that mean? Well, take a name off and then spin it.

And then that's the, that's the guy that's out. Okay. And then you put the other guy back on So we wanted to get back on later We wanted to land on KDick here. Okay, do you want to do a practice eliminated or? No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I'd like to do one practice.

One practice. TJ, can you? Wait, is it half time? Can I? Yeah, let's do a practice. Can I pitch something crazy? I'm about to pee by pants. T.J.

You can go pee. Also, I got to go back for one second. Yeah, I think everyone missed it. But Katic, just when we were just sitting here, he just goes to no one. This is so fucking awesome. It's so sick. Welcome to the big leagues, brother.

Yeah, it sucks. Hey, you earned a kid. Yeah. I've been busting your ass, kid. Do you, you know how you got hired? Well, yeah. How? Well, so Anthony Liel, who played basketball in Indiana.

Mr. Basketball. He was like, yeah. How many Mr. Basketball do you guys have? Him and Sydney Parish. All of them. There's so many. He said, hey, dude, Dave's been to a couple, who's your mysterious like i can want me to text them i was like yes hell yeah i didn't know what i was doing like

i didn't know anything and um anthony texted dave and dave was like have mike email me i emailed him a couple clips of me in the media yeah yeah and literally the next email was like yeah yeah we're going to give you a try yeah start can you go to chicago it was it was the it was the dumbest funniest barstool thing ever did just email he texting me a clip of you and he goes should we hire this guy i was like katy yes he's like yeah i kind of like him david's like i kind of like him i guess yeah and then gruden called me i was like holy shit this is so fucking cool one clip of you at the big ten media yeah i just that was it i talked about katie figure skating ballet and gymnastics you didn't do shit for like nine months here yeah oh dude he was an absolute

waste guys i know way trust me trust me i know heyick i was fucking depressed i don't know you weren't you're having the time of your life yeah because your desk was by the anastute and every time i walked by you're just on netflix i remember like six months into it hank and i were just sitting there like so katic like yeah like i don't know man like i don't see yeah you'll find something well well well because i i came in during basketball i don't know anything about basketball you're a slow burn baby yeah and then and then i i did the film thing and i broke down film and people were really liking that you and blutman went out and and then legal paul texted me he was like hey you have to delete everything he's like you can't use film i go

fuck what the fuck am i going to do now and then a beach house happening it's just off yeah yeah it's great yeah are you did you find a replacement for wake up barcel tomorrow yeah chief's going okay good i was going to say that would be bad all right let's spin okay we're doing one Eliminator one practice eliminate Eliminator then final that's right all right this is a practice practice practice okay so that's why we practice that would have been good wait what's that would have been good fuck never mind that would we don't practice

Eliminator means you're just off the wheel for this spin that's right I've confused myself I've confused my all right against all odds do it again do it again Eliminator Come on eliminate. Same thing. You want it to pick. Never went to the same one twice. Why?

Because that means this person can't be eliminated right now. Yeah. That's fine. I'm here. Practice eliminated. So now we spin it and this person's beers don't count. This person's beers don't count. This cannot be katik.

Come on a hot roll. Is it a timeout so that doesn't count? Correct. Good, good, good. No. All right. See you guys. It should have been, you know, that should have been me.

Listen, that's fine. I got off to a hot. Start. I put in a lot of work. I was going to taper off anyway. Yeah. So it's fine. You have to stay, though. You can't eat grass. It doesn't limit all the beers have already. Katie. No, no, no, no. We're good. This is actually best case. Go in the blue tent. Keep drinking, hang out. It just doesn't mean we can't count your beer. Katie, go. We got Deutsch. We got Deutsch. Katie, go pissing the blue tent. Holding it. That's what it's for. You can't miss Deutsch, dude. I love those like

Cady just knows the first six months here he was nothing He wrote one blog Nothing he's not a writer No It said he said it hurt him I got banned from doing ads because I can't read Yeah

Oh fuck We gotta get six Oh shit all right but we have the other two Ready good this is good It's a little break for Deutsch All right 15 seconds Deutsch Oh this is four

A light for Deutsch Deutsch Deutsch Deutsch Deutsch Deutsch Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch. I love this graph. He's had six so far, right? Well, he had four to start the day. Four to start the day, and then six, so now we're at 10 beers.

Here we go. I love him. I would love to hear from him. Deutsch. I love him. Can we talk to Deutsch after this? I would love to, yeah. Sit in Hank's chair for a second

after you chug these. All right, we ready? There we go. Who's it on, T.J. Count them down. Three, two, one. Deutsch. Hold on one in one second.

Two and three seconds. Your God. I love it. I love him. Got one more in you? One more in you. Um, me. Oh!

Deuts, Doge, Doge, Doge, Doge. Grab a seat, grab a seat right here on your left. Oh, no, he's going to puke. You go in the blue town if you're going to puke. No, I'm good. All right. In like the most clear English. No, I'm just fine.

White brother. Oh, it's only been 14. It's good. What's up, brother? What's up, brother? Deutsch, what's the feeling that you get when you know that it's not good? When you know that, okay, this is a bridge too far, about to puke. I'm usually pretty good at not.

that bridge like I'll stop beforehand and be like you know your limits I'm about to overflow but what what is the feeling though how do you know what are the markers of that what is what's going on in your I've just come like so close to overdoing it so many times yeah projectile yeah that like it gets to that point I'm like no I can't when it does happen how how bad is it it's just kind of funny I mean it's just clean the beer is still cold, it's just like a projectile. Your body just rejects it, yeah.

I get a push notification on my phone to request you your real name as a friend on Facebook every day. Really? Yes. And his real name is not Ronnie Doidge. No, but it's Ronnie Deutsch. It's Deutsch. Why the fuck do you say that?

I was working for farmer's insurance at the time. This is not your real name? No. You guys will not. I promise you guys, I'm not going to ruin it for you. Don't. You're not going to like it. What? I feel like the name's pretty fine.

It's perfect. You are Ronnie Deutsch. How did you come up with it? Wait, his real name matches him perfect? No, no. Ronnie Deutsch. My real name's not bad. It's not bad, but thank you. Just tell me you're not in Evan.

No. Okay. Shout out to the double vacadon. Are you a James? No. He is an Ev. Think of like the most popular. He's an Ev.

Think of the most popular train. oh god amtrak yeah amtrak cella you're you're cella george

vinyl final okay is the name thomas Thomas yeah oh that's fine

yeah oh deutch I haven't seen you since you went to Cincinnati and you got you got pushed to the brink there for a second I did remember that the brink yeah

you almost got beat you almost got beat almost got beat almost yeah how close was it it was close man what what what what were your feelings there did you like well i didn't know if i won or lost yeah but i also didn't i you race 10 people every time yeah you don't like expect you don't know who's going to be really good you've never lost not at the table yeah we should start the uh half time show tj keep the time stopped we'll talk to

Deutsch while we do half time. What are you guys doing? No, I know, but what are you? Are you guys just... Terry? Do you have... Do we weigh it? Brand is that pumpkin pie?

Marash is a judge. Marash is a judge. Go. Good work, Titus. You know what? Go. Is that non at the bottom? Brand meeting.

I looked up and they were just looking at us like, are they just going to make us sit here for it? So we can't drink during this time? No. Unless you end the time out, then you can. Looking good, guys. Can we pee, T.J.? Sure.

You can pee. You can pee. You get diarrhea. What's in Brandon's hand? Is that a slag of turkey? Oh, I thought it was not. They each have a turkey leg, a turkey breast, three rolls, some green bean casserole. Some cremosa, beef romech, some beef bariani.

There's Brussels sprouts, too. Bredd and half a pumpkin pie. Set it up. What are you doing? George, so what, uh, the Terry Bradshaw, are you staying with your friend who has the, the bite in his face? Probably. what do you mean to bite in his face Nick tell the story

well he got into some poison oak and then I went out with his dog his dog his dog nipped him I went out with Deutsch it was on the weekend it was me you maresh and uh Joey Avery

and then you're like hey my buddy's coming he uh you can't look at his face and I was like why he was like well he got poison oak and then it was seeping and the dog was liking it and the dog was liking it And the dog bit the poison oak.

So he has a very open and seeping wound on his face. So it's still seeped? It was. And he was like a significantly older man. His friend was. Oh, yeah, because he came out with... You exchanged numbers with the friend. I did.

Oh, Nick. Oh, Nick. You collecting? I did. Yeah. What the, what, uh, how, how, how, how close was the poison? to the bite and how close was the bite to when you guys saw him

it had just happened yeah I was on the cheek but the best part about this is Rohn is that Deutsch and Nick went out and Deutsch right before he went walked to the bar was just like hey listen my buddy's got like a woo a deformity please don't talk about it

but then it was like a game of telephone I had to tell Joey Avery Joey Avery had to tell Marash to not look at this man where did they look we also told the bar to So kind of his dog, he wasn't tending to his dog. The dog ate your passport. He ripped a part of my passport. He wasn't tending to a towel.

So like, I don't have a real ID. So the last, like, your last defense. Two months have sucked. I have, like, a passport in pieces that I have in a Ziploc that I have to show as I go through. And they're trying to, like, like, my life isn't hard enough. You got a zip lock. How's the go wild? pass spin. Roe, do you know

about this? Wait, you fly front frontier? Does PFTE know about the dog bite poison oak guy? Wait, can we just do the quickest merchant ever? I went out with Deutsche on the weekend with the comic Joey Avery and Deutche was like, hey, my buddy's coming but he has poison oak on his face

but also the dog liked the poison oak and the dog bit the poison oak so he's a dog bite slash poison oak on his face. Please don't look at it. He's real upstairs. He said it was seeping. The poison oak was seeping and the dog bite made it seep worse. It doubled the seep. Yeah. And then the man's dog.

You don't need to explain both of those things. You just be like, you could have been, my boy's got poison oak on his face and not explain the dog. But the dog had also just eaten his passport. The dog ate toys his passport as well. I just wanted to catch you up. Okay. All right. All right.

Has it fucked up the go wild at all? Have you been going wild? Uh, the first like four weeks I was going wild all the time. Yeah. And it was just terrible. Going wild was terrible? Well, just because it took so long to get to these places.

And then a lot of times I go wild on the way there and on the way back, I'm like, I'll just book something else. P.F., do you know about the Go Wild Pass? I'm not familiar with it. Wait, we got to wait for Roan to explain the Go Wild Pass. Doge has the Go Wild Pass. Like a All pass? Rone's got to hear this too. These are both people like desperately need to hear these things.

Katic, are you ready? Katie's eating Yeah I'm gonna do a breathalyzer Kedik save it for the fucking beer And Deutsch Where have you been Like travel wise

What have you gotten into Anything anything Anything off like the beaten wall Anything crazy Kedik shows to show us to play Well the whole like The whole like

Shutdown has been kind of a nightmare Yeah Yeah My uncle just drove me to Buffalo On Saturday And then we just drove back like right after and i was trying to explain to him like i'm going to be fucking blacked out after this disease so your uncle's driving you to buffalo yeah and then on

sunday i do the tailgate and i'm like we're going to sleep there right and he's like no i'd rather be back like i'd rather go on do get someone else in new hampshire monday and i'm like connor well it's fine but like i'm going to have to be pissing the entire way and i might be like blacked out like Buffalo is one of those places where I'm going to have to do you're going to have to do a lot little more yeah a little more beer yeah and your did your does your uncle know who you are as a personality on the internet yeah I think he's like pretty he was pretty confused by it with the rest of my family but like I think that was a good like Buffalo people kind of know who I am more than the average person so you get a lot of so like people coming up and be like oh hey like

that help and then honestly like yak people come up to me more than just like the average person I love that I did too yeah yeah lives matter that's right I got a yak kiss coin no way oh did you honor it yeah I was like I don't really work for yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but I'm up for whatever so did you do it wait what was what was your technique for picking up chicks the bottle yeah Yeah. Go on. Yeah, I was just doing like a kind of a glant and then.

And you're doing it. Do it on Kate. Just like to go ahead. Well, I need like a bottle, but like half the bottle down my throat and just finish the entire beer. Half of the deep throat. Yeah. While making eye contact. That's hot.

Yeah. We got to play. Oh, what is this? Is that real? Is that real? He doesn't have shoes on. He looked like he was on roller skates. Five words.

Okay, so, Titus, you're going to pin him. You are going to pin him. You are pulling for a bowing. Kadek's making this even more confusing. We just wanted to see what Kedik does on this point. Could he have just said it with words? Some of the funniest shit. You got to go, you got to go out with KDIC this weekend.

Yeah, I hope to. Does everybody want to do a breathalyzer? Oh, I'll try. I'll try breathalyzer. Ronnie, I fear it'll be low. I'm at a point one oh right now. How do I do it? That's high PFT.

Point one of what's considered like drunk? 0.08 is you can't try. 0.08 and you're only at 0.01? No, it's 0.1. That's kind of. Oh, yeah, point 1. Oh, point 1. So, okay, okay, okay. Got it. Ronnie, when was the first time you realized, like, oh, my God, I'm kind of...

I'm right at driving. Your 0.08? Oh, yeah. I'm kind of different. Like, I'm Ronnie Deutsch. I don't think it was ever really at that point. We'll get to that. Okay.

Now, I think about having this on my keychain is definitely a... Definitely a bad look. Bad look. I haven't driven after any drinks and probably, like, seven years. Yeah, yeah. Don't do it. My roommate has one of those to start the car. And he also still has it. He has his window broken from when he was asleep at the light. Yeah. And got dragged out. And he still has plastic over the... It takes a while to, like, you've got really have to do it. You probably just had a drink. I had to sit. Yeah, yeah. That'll do it. They should make one of these for phones where you have to blow into it. These poor guys, shame, Brandon eating. No one cares. They're doing it, though.

I think they're happy to do it. Yeah, they are happy to do it. You're right. I'm going to say something about Stephen Chey. Be careful. He kind of looks like Ruth Bader Ginsburg. There it is. Yeah.

Can you see it? A little bit. Yeah, like it's kind of hot. Yes, Ms. Justice. If it pleases the court. And I hope it does. Rohn is crushing it All right, wait, wait, wait, stay Deutsch for a second

Okay, Rohn, come here Kating. You gotta hear the, you gotta hear the go wild. You wanna breathalize Kate? Oh me? Kiddick. All right. Blown to this. You gotta hear about Ronnie's go wild. What am I doing first?

Breathlise. It's breathalized real quick. Yeah. Blown to the blue in. Yeah, there you go. Blow hard. Like you mean. mean it. That's probably

good enough. Calculating. Cadek should be doing an Oklahoma drill against two people. I can still drive. What is it? What are you at? 0.07. Oh, look at you. Good, dude. You know what? Drive a lap. Drive a what?

One lap around the block. All right, wait. Tell about go wild. PFC and Rhone have to hear this. Why? I have one more. We're in time out. Time out. we can't drink right now

wrong is stopped are you familiar with frontier airlines oh yeah the best one of the top bottom two

yes them in spirit and spirit and they're below spirit but uh frontier I think they're just

trying to fill up their flights that are like half full and they do this thing it's called the Go Wild pass and you pay like $399 and if you

you book a flight the night before you can fly like if it's direct it's $15 if it's like if there's a stop it's 30 so in theory wait it's more wait I thought it's wait I thought it was free and you have to pay more for a layover well it's it's it's it's basically tax on the flight you're right he basically bought a pass for free flights for a year But every single flight he takes has to take, like, three stopovers. Like, how long did it take you to get back to Boston from Chicago? Like, 26 hours. Flight is 90 minutes.

But you can luck out. Yeah. I flew to Atlanta and back for $30. Wait, when you say that the night before you book it, like, you have to book it last night, basically. You have to book it the night before because it's on flights that are, like, half full. but also you look at the dates that are blacked out you can't use it it's about half the year yeah yeah it's a huge amount

so what we describe is he's basically doing a fantasy football punishment all year because he flies somewhere and he has to do like three stops and it takes 25 hours but don't you fly for work you have to fly every weekend yeah I do but I mean last year I drove everywhere

so it's easier I'd rather like being in an airport for 20 hours than have to drive three minutes to Green Bay. Doge, on those tailgating videos where it's your 20 to my 100, how much do you usually walk out of there with?

It really depends. Like, it's more about, I don't care about the 20. I just want someone who, like, thinks they can, or, because if it was free, just a stupid, like, a 21-year-old college girl would be.

Like, how many people come up and do it, like, on average? There's no, like, sometimes I'm standing there, like, an idiot. Oh, really? For, like, two or three. three hours but sometimes it's like 30 people want to do it like i did the um green bay dallas overtime game and in 25 minutes i was out of beer wow those are two those are like two good drinking fan bases dallas is you're gonna be there sunday this sunday right so that's a good

do you ever have a guy that that comes up to you like multiple times after he loses like give me Oh, and that's the worst. It's like, I don't care about the $20. I just don't want to keep racing the same person over and over again. Yeah. And sometimes they're just terrible. And what percentage of people, like, know who you are, like, know you're a fast chugger, like, stuff like that? I don't know.

Who's hurt right? I mean, a lot of it is just like, good answer. A lot of it is just, like, peer pressure, like, oh, my boss. Here's 20 bucks. Well, I bet my buddy could beat you. Yeah, there's a lot of guys with buddies. But, like, that's what I. I was I didn't do anything on social media like in my 20s even in my like early 30s

it was all like people my buddies knew I could drink pretty quick so they'd go up to a group of five guys at a bar and be like I bet our buddy can drink faster than you you remember our first time chugging you were at Army Navy game and you had a sign being like big cat chug against me and I was like all right I'll do it and then I saw you I was like fuck I know this guy yeah I'm fucked yeah and you you killed me do you you think you'll get beat one day one minute one minute you got to hope you got a second half yeah put in the five seconds the since the guy the since the guy was crazy well yeah i think you can only do it so quick there's other there's other people that can do it exactly as quick i think you're

j we're going to use our time out in the middle of the third quarter to spend the other wheels no it's like yeah went in the wheel coming you someone will run another got passed by lebron jane brann and they got there's you made the one half are you excited for that day done it a hundred oh no brandon brandon what happened oh oh oh oh oh no oh no what the fuck it's because you ran a route oh no he ran a post oh no he's out he's out he's out he looks like a 1990s soccer referee did brady throw up tj when this 16 seconds is up we can start drinking again yeah we're gonna reset we're gonna get a winner for this got to get a winner first yeah we're gonna have to get a winner so we're not drinking yet we're not drinking yet now i'll give you i'll count you in okay thank you all the pilgrims in india is incredible maresh, who's the winner? Wow!

Hey! Look at the fucking ate! Oh my God! Jesus, cried. Did he lick the plate? He's an eater. He's an eater. Did he lick the plate?

Holy fuck. That's that mouth, do, Che. He must have licked the plate. That man's gonna have a heart attack tomorrow. Wait, he didn't eat any weight. He ate up. Brandon didn't eat anything green. Oh, my.

And he had half the half a part. I eat turkey. You got to weigh it, I think. He said, ah, as it came home. Brandon, let's see your, Brandon, let me see your plate. They're going to be so pissed when they watch this back and realize we didn't pay any attention to him.

So sick. There's a camera directly above them. There's a camera directly above you. That camera, above you, above you. Above you. you turn around the ass out hey I mean oh my god oh Jake killed you not even close brer holy shit he fucked you up doesn't show up on camera yeah oh he's bring us over a drummy let us pass around here goes that drumming bring that drum

pass the drum all right so you guys bring that drumstick around so we need that pass it pass the drum all right so second half is about to start I have a procedural question about Yeah. Am I eliminated for the entire rest of the thing? You keep drinking unless someone pews. Again, I think that was a good thing. I think I, unless someone pews are behind me. All right, so, Deutsch, you're going to come back and we're going to probably call timeout halfway through the third.

You're going to come back. We still got the 60 second one left. Let's reset. I'm ready to go, boys, we got, we're up, we're up 15. I'm ready to go. You ready? Yeah, let's go. A lot of rosemary.

Coming back in, three. All right, game on. Here we go. We're back. KB and PFT's beers do not count. Everyone else is due. Where's Luke? Pass that drumstick around.

Did Luke you get this one? I mean, on another. Everyone knows the rules. Did Luke you get this one? I don't want it. Pass it down to paid it. Did you get mine? No, I'm good on drumsticks.

You got to get it. I'm good. I love that everyone has diarrhea and we're sharing a drumstick. I'm sticking a breathalyzer. Thank you. I already got it. Kittetit.

Oh, no. Are you going to Blue Tutt? We need someone in the Blue Tett. I'll have to force myself to Blue Tent. Oh, A.K. I just ate so much. Thank you, Caleb. We don't have any.

We have to have a Blue Tent. I will force myself to Blue Tett. We're going to, I'm going to. I'm going to. Yeah. I already finished one. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, man. Danny, you're getting a good. stack over there. Brandon, how are you feeling? Talk to us. I can't, you can't fathom how much he ate, dude. I ate so much goddamn food. Che, are you a certified eater?

Stephen gets tricky. Yeah, I've always actually wanted to be an eating contest, so it's pretty fun. Shut the fuck up, dude. Like, Chee, do you feel fine right now? Oh, I feel very, very full. Like, I might be in the blue tent tonight. He also said Brussels sprouts make him fart, and he's going to a fart in here. I got

no control over that now. Yes, you do. We need to get some blue tent going. Get Che a beer. Anybody want some turkey? Chee, you can do have one beer. I think turkey sucks. Turkey That's pretty bad. So I had a bonus beer that didn't get counted

in the off season. Can I get that counted now? Was it during halftime? I finished it during half time. I didn't start it. I don't know if it counts. Doesn't count? That was leisure. It's bullshit. That's a leisure beer. It's a leisure beer. Goodell fucking us. Oh, he's an anti-football pussy.

Yeah, you don't say that. Fourth and one on the cold. I said that about certain people got in a little trouble. You mean Roger G.O. Aposci. I was just quoting Gruden. Yeah, that's a math problem. Yeah, I guess you can't say that about women. And then we couldn't have that.

You can't call women anti-football pussies. Calling women pussy. It's so funny, right? Like if guys can be that's funny That shouldn't offend them No that's a funny thing to say I like using the word pussy as a compliment Strongest thing

But yeah Co pussy is the strongest thing Your mom woman a pussy is nothing Stronger on a man's body than Than a pussy is Is that gives life That's true right stretches out Yeah

Well the penis stretches My dick could get He's about to get freaky on it Oh your dick can't One second away from saying I feel like my My dick could get birth. I do want her on the ice cream machine.

You tell me that, don't sit there and act like Sidney's... Like a special batch of Sidney's Sweeney ice cream would not go tell me. Wait, with Liger. You mean? We saw the Sydney Sweetie picture on PFT and PFT started riffing and he was just like... It's the best photo of all that. I would love to get... Celebrity batch.

Celebrity batch. Yeah. City milk. Am I wrong? Whoa, dude. That's like, whoa, dude. That's too hard. I'm with you.

Oh, but what do you say? Should we say the story now? Should we say the other stories? No, no. Why not? Please, Hank. In defense of MIFT. She sold her bath water.

Yeah, right. You bought bath water? No. What's it about? Come on, Hank. Come on, Hank. Who he tells us. No, no one knows.

What are we talking about? What are we talking about? You fuck city, sweet. Is it about tities? No way. Oh, can I tell it? No, don't. but keep it low can i tell it hey okay can i tell it you don't have to tell it hank

sure yeah where i mean where i have no choice i'm sorry got to do it we can cut it if it's really bad yeah we'll cut it's not bad there's a very famous part my take story it's deep it's deep lord it's a deep it's a deep cut it's years before part of my take no no i'm saying when you first said it was years before oh you said it before pardon my take that was in yeah i was in hank said it oh you said it yeah said it on the show will this be in the book yeah we could new chapter Hank once accidentally drank breast milk why oh but that's not the story whose breast milk was it

his aunts my aunts what baby was it for what baby was it for oh oh oh oh my god You know that's your mother? No way. Your mother, Owen? No fucking way. Your mother? It makes so much sense. Oh, my God.

Do you know that? Did you know that? Oh, no. Wait, he just found out. Wait, Hank, what do you mean? How did this happen? Was it out of the kitty? No.

No. No context. No. Your mother, Owen? You're not mainline that shit. Your mother. I was 10 years old. That's too old.

No, no, no. No, it wasn't like Tostas Truddle. There's an accident. Wait, from the Titty. I went on a, no, no, no, no. I went out of it in you. I'll give it.

I was a family vacation. I was 10. I was making cereal. Went in the fridge. Went to grab some milk. And then I was like, that milk tastes disgusting. I ate the whole cereal.

And I told my mom was like that. Oh, I think the milk is bad. You drink the milk after the cereal. Yes, obviously Oh, I think that like, oh, I think that that was not Oh, and, oh, and come here. Oh, and come here. Oh, grab a seat.

This is crazy. What kind of cereal was it? That's your mother, Owen. That's your mother. I don't think it, I don't think that's that bad. It was such a, I told the story on the rundown in like 2013. Oh, I forgot that he did that, yeah. Owen, it's, Hank made him, he was 10 years old.

He made a mistake. He went to the fridge, poured cereal. Oh, do you know that this was your breastbone? You didn't know about this? I have a vague memory. You remember being starving? You remember being hungry that day? I do vaguely remember hearing that it was an accident,

and that's what rang the bells. I was like, oh, I know what you're talking about. Oh, and how tall are you? No, someone, someone, it was like an internet store, someone like a woman poured breast milk in someone's coffee at work, and it was like a viral video. I was like, oh, look this woman, poor man. And they're like, do you think you knows a difference?

I was like, yeah, you definitely knows a difference. I know for a fact. What was your next interaction with his mom, your aunt? I don't even think it ever, like, I think I told my mom. I was like, mom, like, I think, like, have you ever acknowledged it to your mom? I think it was just told to me, like, right before I started. This hasn't. You're in the age now we can tell you.

Your mom had to know, like, she, so she pumps, makes a bottle. puts it in the fridge and then it just goes missing like like but he was a baby I was like he was a baby I was zero yeah but like I was 10 no one was zero

so what was do we know what the mom what your aunt said I'm sure my mom told her mom and I was like hey back do you remember what the cereal was like Captain Crunch with breast yeah wait wait wait Owin are you six feet tall

uh tech no oh oh damn so it wasn't even that good shit. How tall are you? I'm six. Oh, wow. That's the missing breast. You needed one more

suck, dude. I mean, that explains the quarter inch. Yeah. You remember what kind of bottle it was in? Again, I was 10. It was very clearly in like a thermos bottle that was not like milk.

Oh, and have you and your parents discussed this in any length? Like, oh, that was funny. Yeah, like, I think this story was actually told me right before my internship this summer. Okay. did know. Yeah.

Just so you know. All right. Yeah. I was going to say, the original story that I told was like this was 2000 and maybe 13, like 14. Yeah. I was like, yeah. So, drink breast milk.

He was about to start an internship at Barstool and you said, wait, before you start the internship, I got something like. Oh, his parents told them. Wait, wait, your parents just told you? Yeah, they like told me it preemptively. Before you go to Chicago, there's something you need to know. Yeah. How did that go down?

They were just like, yeah, you should probably know this. wait really yeah did you guys ever talk about it no like since but you guys i didn't even think about it we talked about it on part of my take the other day big cat was like you ever drink breast milk and then we talked about like drinking breast milk because it was like it was a callback and then i didn't want to say it on the show but afterwards i was like big cat like just fun fact like that was like no way bodybuilders are getting into that way yes you're like that's the that's the most pure

form of protein you can get oh man wait so wait so wait so wait so in 20 years, Hank, you've never discussed drinking his mother's tit. I mean, how's that conversation could come up? Until... Wait, until recently? Well, like, he didn't bring it up, like, my parents... We've never talked about a face-toease old right now. Tell me what your parents said.

Ref got hurt. I mean, like... Ruff towards Achilles. I don't remember the exact wordage, but it was more just like, hey, you know, you should probably know this just in case it does come out. Like... It's best you heard it from us. And then what?

No what? It was just like... It was like, damn that's crazy. Yeah. I mean, what are you going to say that? Yeah. That's like when I asked you, do you remember when Hank got duct taped to a wall? Yeah. And you remember the day that you came down and your dad was just like, hey, you see Hank?

Yeah. You got duct taped to a wall. And it was like the identical thing for the Brady 4 thing. It was like, Hank just got arrested. And I was like, oh, shit. We got to have Owen just like recap everything Hank did. Oh, did you grew up thinking that Hank was like a civil rights. uh not quite no oh man

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Yeah. That's so funny that it was before the internship to be like, just so you know. It just goes back. It was the, when I said it, it was so long ago

that it was like still in the time where I was like, no one's seeing this. Like no one's going to, no one's going to hear me tell the story about drinking my aunt. There was a long time. My aunt's not going to hear me

talking about. drinking her breast milk like that's not gonna happen yeah i remember the first time that was like oh fuck i gotta watch what i say i told the story about when i tried to shit in a trash can in a bar and then i went and played in my pickup run on saturdays and a guy came up to he's like i already tried shit in a fucking trash can at the bar i was like god damn it people are listening yeah yeah oh sorry he's a beast are we uh are trouble touchdown jared go drink some fucking beer we got also seven yard rush The ref tore's Achilles?

Is that what happened? They just carded a ref. That was so, you can't take a card if you're a ref. Fuck, yeah, Brandon. The ref got carded off? You can't do that. In what game? The real one or the?

Hey, Brandon and Che are you guys blue tent ready? Nah, I think I'm, I don't think I'm going to blue tent. I have a shot at being there tonight. We need some blue tent. Che, how's the ticker? Oh, my God. Oh, no. Brandon.

Zoom in No Brandon Oh Stop It's a deep fake This is a deep fake Dude I'd fuck that

Yeah I was just gonna say That is not him That would Different Brandon Brandon that would feel so good

That would feel so fucking good My God It's easy boy Brandon I have to have Brandon that's fake I have I wanted so bad

Brandon I need it Give me your fold Brandon. Brandon, please, dude. Brandon, please. We got it to delete that. No one retweet that. No one post.

Brandon, no joke. Under 10. Under 10. God damn. Oh, my goodness. It's so warm. It looks smooth, dude. Oh, you just get in there, Nick.

Would you guys not fuck with me if you walked in on me fucking that? Would you be pissed? What are you doing? Oh, we're just fucking Yeah, Brandon lets me fucking Sting. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. He ain't laughing. I'm not laughing. I'm laughing.

He's just reading a book. About once a week, Nick bucks my stomach. It keeps him regular. I want it so bad. Let me see it one more time, though, T.J. Just to see what you're at. Yeah. I'm not laughing.

Oh, my. Let the record show. It's long. That's some hamletoe right there It's a bit long That is some hot shit That would feel so fucking good Oh yeah

Oh my god It's probably warm I actually don't know if we can show What is that What are those markings on the hip It all looks like a dick somehow And it looks like a hand with a finger pointing down I'm being nauseous

Oh, my God. Brandon, I would be screaming. My toes would be curled. It's spilling. Can we do one of those videos where it starts it up close and then it zooms out and it's like, you are gay? That's the hottest thing about a woman's tree. Oh, my God. Get close to the slit.

Get right on the slit area. Dude, it's so fucking tight and clean. I'm putting that in I'm hitting your left hip Brandon Brandon it's five seconds I'm hitting you with excuses

It's been a while You're so fucking sexy I'm crying right now Oh my God I'm laughing Oh no Don't listen Don't listen

cry my day Oh my God I'm giving you a belt of calm seven rope seven roper seven roper seven roper I'm giving you

left dude I need an IV bag after that bud I'm sticking it right god

I'm just count double checking holy shit I need it I need you don't don't

don't don't don't don't oh oh fuck Oh, my God, I would do anything. How does it start so far back? It starts so far back.

This shit's airtight. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm not laughing. I'm not, I'm not laughing. It's not funny. Oh, my God. That is Primo.

It's fucked up. That is. That is jerking off in there. That's fucked up. Brandon oh holy fucking shit made that never find the rest of us you know it's every dog has his day bray yeah everyone will have that picture we'll all treat that out it's first and goal we're like we yeah it looks like Homer Simpson's mouth let's call it time out

let's use a timeout some people would say that's hard to stomach I would go Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. I would get. Oh, my God. We all stopped drinking because we wanted to fuck Brandon. Yeah, dude. Too fucking. Oh, my God. At least he won. Brandon, I bet most prisoners would jerk off to that. Pretty. Oh, my God.

I would start a riot in the prisons. We're not making fun of you. You're fucking perfect. I wish. My goodness. That might have been the funniest, like, three minutes of the yak history. It was just almost moaning. KB said he wanted to make a bell to come. The Rapper out is left in.

Brandon, any comment? Yeah, Brandon, your thoughts? It's funny. Brandon, if you send me a video, you play with it is there a way that he could get toward his

own body oh yeah only fans is on the table 100% Brandon's flaps is his only fan's name

I'd fucking subscribe all right so let's spin a wheel and then Deutsch you got two more shocking lack of pause

wait we're spinning a wheel right now yeah for to lose someone yeah because we got two more wheels and we don't want

to do it at zero seconds At the end. And we got to use a Deutsch. And we got to use a Deutsch. I'm doing with some turkey right now that we never get out of my teeth for the rest of my life.

Another one here. That's another one here. You're in timeout. Can I try the breath? That doesn't count either? All right. I'm going to put my thumb up when a timeout ends.

Hold on. You want to untime out then? Because I. Untime out so we put our hands and we drink. You're going to, You're going to burn the time out? No, no, no, wait, it's piss.

Wait, wait a couple minutes, but try it now. You called timeout. You can't do anything during time. Explain timeouts, T.J. The game stops. Wait, timeouts and half time. Game stops. Can you untime out?

Then the time would continue. Time in? The clock would start. We used to be a proper country. What the fuck? All right, so I shouldn't finish this piece. He doesn't even have the headphones on. All right.

No cans. Brandon, I wasn't laughing. No access to can. I wasn't laughing. Let the record. I wasn't either. I was laughing. Oh.

Well, no, but Titus did it. Titus said that shit ain't even fucking funny. It's not funny. That's fucked up. That's cyberbullying. I would love a beer. Brandon, we over exactly. We can't.

I'm getting a treadmill. No, your face is better than ever. Oh, yeah. Your hair is. Brandon, this is so close. It's just a little belly. I would have. Every one of us to a man would kill for that fucking quaff.

Yeah, Brandon, you might be a butterface. You're, the quaff. is fucking second to none brother don't let anyone forget that we see it one more time just yeah there it is I didn't blow hard enough what do you got what that is what are those intentions Brandon I think those are stretch no no they're not stretch marks don't go that way like what is what is that on the head pants were there originally okay that big cock sticking out yes exactly think about that big

fucking cock there we go the clock is big Brandon, the cock is big. The car's anything about the fucking cock. Brandon, Brandon, Brandon. Good point. Brennan, look at me. Can I remind you multiple of your family members? The cock's big.

Are we sure that that's not his dick? Wait, Caitlin, come here. Caitlin. No, no, no, no. Ruling? Never, never, never mind. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to actually ask.

Deutsch is low. Don't look at me. I did forget she was here. Yeah. Deutsch is such a deep. Don't actually look at me. these pants are so tight it's impossible to whip out bro those pants I took to the bathroom I tried to get them on I couldn't get them

past my knees run those are smalls yeah they're super smalls I have tiny legs and calves yeah I wish I and I thought I've been putting putting in work bro I'm not happy you look Bulgarian splits Romanian deads which are blowing I've been oh I've been on a small star. Oh, you're fine. Yeah. Okay, what are you at?

0.07, he's 0.09. Can we do more beers? Set it, set it. What do I do? Well, we're on time out right now. Hit the button. Anyone got a loose? I see it.

There's a stack of Lucy. Yeah, what flavor? Or actually, what do you got? Yeah, you got a blow for the first one? Six seconds. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, top. Right here, you want the 12s? No, the top one.

Do they have to press first? No, the warm one. He already did it, it'll tell him with this. Okay, so start blowing. I think it's five. I think it's warm with the perfect amount of friction. You want eight? But also you could push and like, it's almost like, uh, we cannot

customize them. You can drink, they just don't count. You can count. Oh, you could call it time in if you want to. Point, point, oh, no, this is good. I'll do men 12. There's no, there's only, is only, am I good to blow? Hank eight.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, push the button. No, it'll tell you. I'm a straight. I'll start with straight shots and pop bottles guy warming up player with the hood rats Katie what you're at

what are you at what are we thinking because you said at least 20 I'm on 14 all right Jesus I had five I think I'm at five beers and I'm only no I have four beers

I think I'm at point seven you know what's crazy is I was at the same as me point one point one flat that was 0.07 0.07 at 13 beers and I'm at 4 and 0.07 yeah that's I'm gonna put katek at a point 1 7 right now okay no I think he's like close to 0.12 I bet I bet I'm 0.084 no no way dude if you just take a sip it matters well I'm fully fine right now well you got to be drinking faster holy fine no one who's ever been blacked has been like I'm good no four nobody who's ever been blacked out's like I'm Blocked out fucking way too drunk

Fully fine holds up in court Point nine Could you use that in court and be like My keychain said I was fine Yeah there's You could in Yeah you good Fair

Still in time out Yeah we waited for you Oh shit Fuck 0.13 I say I'm still good I'm good

I'm good I need another beer Are we timing in here? No, we got to spin or what? How do we get out of this timeout? Yeah, we're going to spin and then we're out of the timeout. All right. At the time out is killing me.

We're doing Eliminator? Oh, my God, guys, come on, really? Oh, no, guys. Oh, no, guys, come on, there you guys. Was that preloaded? I might need to make that my screen. Yeah, the KB. That is good.

The hip flexures look like kind of clean in the back. is very straight so like I can just grab it all right all right on time out wait we spin though okay that's one for me it's on time out yeah yeah bear bear very please one for me one for me one for me one for me one for me thank you Caitlin might as well just give me two might as well just give me two all right brother and let's spin we can spin in regulation thank you right we don't of course yeah yeah we have one time out left TJ yes sir all right we should Keep our time out. Do Eliminator to you.

We got to keep our last time out. Please do eliminate. All right, just do a limiter. No, no, this is just one spin. Yeah, that's what I'm at. Yeah, one's what I said. No, not me, not me. It can't be you.

Can't be. Yes. Okay, Danny. No. Danny. Great work. How many did you put in? I gave nine to the group. Nine. Oh, three. Who needs one? I already have.

We have pizza. Three. We will. Oh, really? We have half pumpkin pies over there. Davis. Anyone need a beer. Anyone need a beer?

Oh. All right. We just got fresh. All right. So now we get Deutsch. Oh, yeah. Deutsch. I feel like Brandt's tummy.

And it's 45 and 60, right? Doidge! Let's go. Hit the Deutsch. Yeah, it is. Oh, this is. This is big either way. This is big.

We might lose them after this, though. Yeah, that's the problem. Yeah. It could be it. It could be. Forty five seconds. Deutsch. Doidge.

Don't have to be a hero. Don't be a hero. Don't be a hero. We all love you as a person. And no validation type of it. I don't need you to drink fast. You're valid. I want you to be our friend.

You're good. Thank you, K. You're enough. You're enough. Don't have to do it fast. Don't worry about. Don't do it fast. Don't do it.

Do it. Do it medium. Yeah, because we're going to need you at the end. Get three to five. Impressing a lady at the bar speed. Come on, Deutsch. Not yet. Don't impress us.

Look at that background, though. T.J., the time's in, right? Yes, sir. Yeah. Oh, all right. Deutsch. Ready? Three, two, one, go.

Come on, Doge. Don't you? Okay. But you are here. All right. He just threw the coaching out the window. Nice and medium speed here. All right.

We're going to do what Deutsch does. Take it his time. Deutsch going to do what Deutsch does. 15 seconds there you go yeah hey that's a light all right okay okay you're just doing it for fun oh my god and four would be plenty four would be more than it's all we're asking that's i think that's great and then five is oh ronald ronalds ronalds do we have a total tally on do it's five would be good because this is the last one one one more one more there you go george don't you know no no no no And you're good, you're done, you're done, you're done, you're done, you're done, you're done.

It won't count. It won't count. That was such. Go Deutsch. Holy shit. That's almost romantic. Katie, you could chug, though, no? Not, not, not Deutsch level.

And I, in Big Cat. Well, no one can. Wait, wait. Big Cat smokes me. Yeah. I do. Gapie, I'm with you. But I couldn't right now.

Man, I'd puke everywhere if I chug. I want him to stick around. So you guys should chug, chug, chug. No, I can't lose. There he goes. Hey, can we rage and cheers to everyone in here? Do we just so much to say? Cheers.

By the way, we're in great spot now with. Happy Thanksgiving, guys. This is all. We're in cruise control. Katie, you got like, you got uncles? Uh, yeah. Yeah, what are they? What are they?

They got stories? I have. So on my dad's side, I have his, I have an uncle Tony. Yeah. Yeah. On my mom's side, I have an uncle Mike. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Big Mike. Uncle Tony on my dad side, him and my dad. Um, they share a cabinet making business okay and they make cabinets for uh you know kitchens and airports and things like that's a jump

the big two it's just in airport banks banks banks are their main banks so i was i was a big hold the flashlight guy grown up um yeah we built me and my dad built a shed together big ass shed like you could live in there were there cabinets in it fuck yeah uh no cabinets actually.

Yeah. That was a passion project. You built a cabinet. You got separate war? No, you don't shit where you eat. Yeah, I get it. It was. What kind of cabinets

you guys put in an airport? He did the whole Pittsburgh airport. I was just there. Get to the blue tent, Danny. Danny's going to the blue tent. Get to the blue tent, Danny. Chuggle beer gets the blue tent. Danny, I'm ready to tap back in if you got a few.

Get to the blue tent. Danny, put me in. I love it, Danny. Cabinets. Yeah, he did all those. They're doing a new airport. Yeah, yeah. Danny needs more beer.

Right behind it. Really? Yeah, we need some blue 10 action. Danes you're drinking for the love of the game at this point. Danny, there's no chance your shit's getting up tonight, right? You kick that white balloon over so we can. Ain't no chance your shit's worth. Hey, Danny.

Hold on. You get that shit up. You get limited days. There ain't no way your shit's getting up, then. Danny, you don't have to... Yeah, you ain't getting that shit up. Wait, where's Jack? You're asking her during your confession.

This came out of 45 more... Where's Jackal? Danny. Danny ain't getting that shit up. Danny, do you... Jackal? Of course. Jackal.

Where's Jackal? That's not his cool. That's not... What do you mean, Jackal? Danny. You have any issues? Just close your eyes and think about brand stuff. Yeah, oh, my God.

Verlander's leaving up Hugon. Fucking puddle at the bottom of that. I didn't figure it out. Oh, my God. Can I say the most fucked up part is that genuinely someone will jerk off to that. yeah out there in the world somebody yeah me yeah they might be in this room right but no some guy watching this brand he looks off to what brand he looks good bro oh bad you do go ahead danny go ahead brandon my my oh no oh no cornucopia oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh

oh oh no no turn around turn around turn around turn around there's a huge camera in there Oh, yes, I love it. TARPs I've ever. I love it so much. Oh. Oh, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Why did he drink that last year?

Why did he? No. Yeah. Jenny. There's Jackie. Jackie needs to comfort him. Where's Jackie? Oh, that was a milkshake out of his mouth.

Oh, oh. Oh. Put the cup down. Put the cup down. No, Danny. Oh, Danny. Oh. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, God. Yeah, buddy. No, no, no. No. Oh, Teddy. It looked like the Mikey Betts drink. Oh. Oh, my God.

You emptied the reserves. Oh, no. Oh, no. Fell on his butt. Oh, not in the test. Just the drills. Yeah, you just. Hey, you got allergies.

Oh, my God. You're just blowing your nose. Oh, my God. I love it. I love it. Oh, it's not just the gruel. Incussion protocol. Oh, oh.

Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, what's making it do this? It's so loud, DJ. We have to turn that down after. Nah. You guys, the clock's ticking. We got running.

Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah. I don't know how they score 45 more points in this year. Was Danny eliminated? Yeah, he was. He was, cor. Yeah, yeah, he was already out. He's out.

So we don't have PFT. We don't have Danny. We don't have K. 45 points. We need 26 more beers. And we also have 60 seconds. So that's at least five. So if we get 100 beers, we're good.

We're good. We need 19 more. We have a whole quarter. Yeah, this has been a pretty competitive game. You know, they're going to come up on us. I know. T.J. They're going to sneak up on us.

Please stop showing Brannins, please. Gross. TJ, I'm going to fucking jerk off. TJ, this wall is Brandon. You have to stop showing Brandon's. It's so hot. Side pussy.

Dude, I love that. Brandon's side pussy isn't him cheating. It's something that's attached to him. My side piece. What do you think it sounds like when you separate it? Brandon Oh It's not to be bad

It's like pulling apart A grill cheese Would you guys use lube? You don't have to I don't think you have to No So let me tell you guys A little story here

This better be related All right Yeah About Loub Oh about Loub Yeah so my buddy Bought me Talk more in the mic

So my buddy bought me A Mia Malkova Crafted Puss Pocket Pussy Yeah What brand is that I don't know

Don't know Don't know Danny Something doctor Somebody way to go And that was awesome It's like a mold of that lady Yeah

And the mold of the pussy She's a lady And that's a mold Oh that's a beard of You don't know Me and Malcova Shut the Right

Yeah Baby Oh this guy's engaged Now He doesn't know That pisses me on That pisses me on That pisses me on

BFT Go and Blue T I gotta go Jack Poff I'm thinking of Yeah And so my got me that in peppermint

flavored lube interesting pepperment flavor great what were you sucking so that's the story I jerked off opia oh oh

oh I jerked off with pepperment peppermint mint uh... loop that's it guys what did you do hold on that was not a story worth telling oh yeah sorry

did you chase it shut the fuck up no you're good that's that's the case race you put lube on and then you fuck the pocket pussy. No, no, no. I was saying I fucked the Mia Malkova molded pussy for

like three or four times and then I just jerked off with the lube and lube jerking off with lube is great. But when did you taste it in that? What about the, you said it was peppermint flavor. That's pepperment, uh, scent. 100% not a hold on guys, I got a story.

Yeah, right. That's on me. Hand up. Hand up. It's all right. Yeah, yeah. Welcome to Barstool. Yeah, we are fucking. Someone asked you what's your welcome to Barstall moment. Be like, we were fucking 82 beers deep, and I tried to tell my me and Malcolm. Yeah, yeah. And I didn't even taste my lube.

Yeah. And the boys were like, what? Bro, you're with the A team now. Fucking save that shit, bro. We're the fucking dudes. He wasn't. Save that shit for your fucking fresh. We need better shit than that.

Talk about peppermint libs, too. Yeah. I got you. Come on, bro. Bro, you fucking made it weird. You interrupted us talking about. We were fucking Brandon's... Did I ever tell you the time that I jerked off?

We were on hour two of Brandon's side pussy. You interrupt you. Eat the A team. Guys, I jerked off once. Man, this is the fucking best, dude. We hit on that. Oh, shit. Brandon's stomach reminds me that time I jerked off.

Wait, does Brandon's stomach remind you of a very famous porn star's pussy? Dude, it's so fucking awesome. Oh, man. Just chopping up with the boys. It's fucking bad. It's all about, man. Pindenpool. Did you guys learn something from that? I did, man.

I hope you guys did. Cody, the bills are losing. Move on Titus. Checkdown King. Was that on camera? You, you... Cody, you want to leave her? Cody, make a video right now.

Get out of here. You look into this camera right here and make a video about the bills right now. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they're down seven in the fourth. Josh, I was not losing this. game, Cody. It's fourth of one. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

All right. Cody calling him the check-down king. Check-down king. Still bothers me. Josh Allen's not losing the game. So wait, was, did, does Moresh have to wear this Indian garb just to stand behind Che and? Oh, no. Stop. Cody. Texas defense is nasty.

Nasty. Nasty defense. Are the, the D line is Will Anderson, uh, D-poit? Dude, they're so good. Cody, come here. Brandon. No. No chance he wins the depoy. It's Miles Garrett, guaranteed.

It's not guaranteed, but Bonito. Who else go with deep boy? Cody, Cody, get a drink. Cody, come on. Come on. Come on now. Danny, good job, Danny. Good job, Danny.

Danny. Eddie. I'm a different person now. Cody, you want to sit in the chair and do one? Danny, boy. Daddy, do you feel better? Uh, not yet. Okay.

Is it like when the Diarrillo leaves your ass? Is it like when the diarrhea slowly leaves your ass? Cody, come chug a beer with us, come on. They're still gonna win the division, right? Cody. Cody. Pick six for the Rams. Samson Ebukum's second touchdown of the game.

It's another one. It's another one for me. Samson egg bookin. Ebukem. Man, what the fuck? Yeah. It's it. Man, Brandon Walker in the chat, man.

Cody. Yo, shout out Brandon. I get all up in the guts. Oh, my. Brandon got too much. Brandon, Brandon, has been looking better than ever. I know.

Just it's the little. Also, Brandon, like, he's a, he, he, he, he. Can you imagine it before then? It's like, it's a little stomach fat. He's so pissed. He's a tiny little stomach fat. He's been looking good. But you do the rest of the deal.

DJ, give me another, DJ, give me another. You know my finger. You're sneaking into the navel as I'm whaling. One in the full. One in the mold. I tell you right now, Brandon looks good right now. Yeah, Brandon's handsome. He has been looking great.

He just got a little belly. Oh, come on, come on. Mine's worse than that. Show us. Come on, Brandon. You look pretty when you smile. Come on, thank you. We're good.

do you think you're not depressed about that much no mine yeah no show us katek show us should we do a fold off somebody

you all go over there and bend over the damn thing can you bend me over brandon or what dude you remember that yeah he's talking shit

trying to get his oh Cody what's up give us some Cody give us some shit you have been able to watch the game here. Give us some shit, Cody. Let's let let Cody breathe. Oh, hey. Add that.

Add that. Give us some fucking riffs. Cody, have you had any drinks? Yeah, one. We'll get a couple more. Yeah, out of that. Yeah, we go, buddy. Homer Simpson. Yeah. It is that's awful. Oh, gross. I would. That ruins the sentence. Oh, no. Oh, no. Come on. Oh, my God. Homer's got cleft lip. Dude, I wouldn't bat an eye at that. Oh, fuck, that's so good. That is so good.

Where's Zah been here? Zah, you gotta stop us, man. That shit looks good, doesn't it? Yeah, it's into that. Something's good. Pause, pause, pause, pause. No pause, bro. You're reverencing a vagina.

Oh, me. Go ahead, though. What do you want, bro? Or just, what's going on with the bills? You guys aren't losing this game. Is there any hope here? There's no way he loses. Seven point game they're driving.

Yeah. Cody, get, get now. I'm trying to get a fuel for. I haven't watched any of the game. You should do a video based on what you would say if they did lose. Yeah. We won't release it. They're not losing this game.

There's the bills, man. Miles has a lot to say. Get on our level. Get a couple more in you. All right. Yeah. Oh, they're showing Titus, the Hovers Simpson. Where's Titus?

It's so good. It's like watching two girls, one cop. Oh, disgusting and so horny. So horny, Ron. So painfully horny. You guys ever realize whenever you get on that? Oh, blitz! You get on it?

Blat! All right, it's Bill's time. It's time for the bills and to cover. Two tighties. We're too. We're talking too much about a game. that is fucking weeks ago.

A week later. When you get on a flight, you realize that you're either going to get horny or sad and cry. You're either going to get the most rough and tumble boner you've ever had or weep.

Rock hard. Rock hard or you're going to like watch the beginning scenes of up. The hardest boner. I don't disagree, but explain. I think I laid it all. No, I think you're right.

Is it the bumping of the play or is it the time you have to think? It's neither. I think it's like the air pressure Yeah Like that I think mad is somewhere in there though You walk on here

Baby crying or you're sitting next to an annoying person And you get hard as hell You know what it is for me When I'm driving to the airport I always get a boner I don't know why I wonder why I'll be in the back of a lift

It'll be boys 6.30 in the morning I'll be like what's going on down here The Rams are catching up That depresses me because I don't get boners like that No Or you don't get the rock hard I'm not, like, driving and I'm like, oh. You don't get stiff on the car.

You don't get sick. Thank you, sir. That's why I think I need testosterone. Yeah, right, right. We can't get it. No, the wellbutrin's probably just kicking your ass. We can also get paid for this, KB. Our testosterone journey, we can get paid.

The butrin and the finasteride. Does anybody else get soaked that baggage claim? Oh, God. Yes. Kate, every time you have a delay. I forgot there was a chick. Every time Kate has a flight delay, she's fucking soap. The Piso Mojado sign.

The wet floor. You know what's crazy is, so obviously we're watching the bills on the Texas right out. Texas are winning. It's crazy as if the Texas win this game, like you think of elite quarterbacks that could beat Josh Allen. And you think of guys this year like Davis Mills, Michael Pennix to Drake May, like awesome quarterbacks. Yeah, wow. That's like four. What a talent.

He's been on Drake May's ass all year. They're all great quarter like Mount Rush. Well, he's like a shitty team merchant. Like he beats like maybe the worst teams that have ever played. Drenk. Yeah, yeah. What are his wins? No, no, no, no.

Listen, just because Drake May has never thrown for 300 yards in the game. He doesn't have he's a bad quarterback. And just because he, like, people are saying he beat the bills. That's a great win. They're a winning team or at least they were when they beat him. The FFT dropped road BFT. He is like, you think Drake May is going to throw. throw for 300 yards the first time his career and then we looked it up he's served for like 298 like

four times yeah can't get 300 which matters just immediately goes to his phone he's like wait a second that matters big time bro i don't need one i'm just thinking about penix toa mills bro those are great quarterback so after after after we beat after we beat penn state the pennix reach yeah bro he showed me his dms oh oh my god back at home in Bloomington or in Bloomington I didn't know if the Penn State girls were oh my god dude

who are you talking about Pennex Michael Pennick what what you see bro the shit that these chicks were saying to him I mean I was we're not gonna say what who the women are but what are the words I mean dude he I'm gonna do what

what hole do you want get my pylon bro he would dude he told me on so we played on the Saturday off a record Sunday we went in off the record and he was like, he was scrolling. When I tell you he was scrolling for like three minutes, like three minutes is a long time for scrolling. Yeah. And so he would say he would scroll, find a hot chick.

Yeah, slide over. Yeah, scroll, scroll, scroll, hot chick. Scroll, scroll, scroll, hot chick. In this description, what is urt me? What does er, yeah. Ert me's a ha, ha, ha. And the lower half. Wait, why do you have a slit?

Wait, hold on. What's that slit? Wait, what the hell is that thing? Oh, no. What was that slit? Man, what the hell is that thing? Hold on. Wait a second.

What the hell? That was good pussy. Yeah, what the hell? Brandon, get some shots off. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh.

He's halfway to Wisconsin. Yeah, Brennan's gone. He's gone. Brennan's out of here. Now we can really start talking about his folds. Yo, B.C. Yo. Y'all fuck around.

Let me get a little loose. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Cody, get on. No bar. Cody. Cody was not expecting to get this far.

Go for it. Cody. I didn't expect to get this far. Come on, Cody. You're on beer three? Go for it. Go for it. Go for it.

Go to get after it. Oh. Shakir. Who's this? Oh my god. Oh, they had to go back to him. That was Shakir. Holy shit.

Rocked. Again. Are you puking, Katic? No. How does Danny have this much? He's got so much pews. Yeah, he's pukin again. Oh.

What? What? Do you get loose there? I feel like you were about to get loose. Yeah, go for you. I'm always. Hey, hey, Cody, this is a trust tree, bro. Yeah, yeah.

This is a case race. We say shit. All right. You compare nos with Rhone. I mean, I feel like you guys dabble in the same sort of. I mean, Cody in the battle rap world means champion of the year. Yeah. Cody, C-O-T-Y.

But it's like, Cody or you, Cody? I'm Cody, bro. Right. Yeah. No, I fuck with Rhone heavily. Yeah, likewise. Well, bless me with something. Bless me with some knowledge.

Yeah, put something on them. I went to dinner the other night. Right. At a Michelin restaurant. Uh-huh. Should have seen a look on my face when they served me fucking tires. Oh, okay. If you tried to tell.

That's so good. Oh, Big Cat. You got better than that. You have better than that. You're better than that. You just got to open your mind. Cody, did you fucking order tires? I'm there.

What's you order? Why do they serve you? Do you have better than that? I know you. Go to you. No, well, the chef, whenever the chef is like. They served you tires. My man ordered tires at this restaurant.

Oh, but the chef sometimes is like, let me surprise you with something. What did he got? Twitter? I had to. Yo, tires. I'm off the bird, Rhone. For real? I'm off Twitter, yeah.

What happened? She my ex now. There you go. There you go. Now we're cooking. I knew she was. Yeah, you had to see one go three. I mean I thought

Touchdown Tyree Kill 73 yard pack Oh shit 76 88 Pets you know Cody When you were named

Did you ever feel like you should be in The rodeo growing up I feel like Cody's number one name for rodeo guys I mean I would venture into it I haven't thought about it until now Yeah Be a good name for rodeo You never been with the bull

Oh another one I'm not with the bullshit no Danny's out Thanks Tom All right let's get Deutsch in here Hank you're Finish hot Give us one more

And then Deutsch comes in Walk it off You got a whole cousin I got blood in the building I'll just dip All right Thank you You sure

No no get it Get it one more I'm not I'm a He's the best by the I got to settle in Like Harry Like Harry

Yeah I got to settle in like Harry Yeah All right I'm a dip When you get a drink in you, get wasted Yeah, yeah I mean, Kyle is my biggest advocate So I appreciate that Kyle is the biggest advocate

Wait, not just yours Mark is Mark is Mark's giving you a life Well yeah, let's go hold on. Yeah, he's got a good creative brain Where would you be if not for Kyle? Mark Titus Yeah, no, for sure

Well, which one? But you said Kyle though Two things can be true Because you said Kyle Well, now, only one can be biggest. Yeah. And that's big bro. All right, let's do advocate.

Okay, hold on. Can you guys both advocate? Advocate. Yeah, yeah. Advocate. Who's your biggest hater? You? Yeah.

Bad the fuck. You. Yes. I feel like you're not seeing it. No, I see it. I see all of it. You're seeing it wrong. Cody, are we going to get more stand-up after the March Madness games this year?

For sure, yeah, if Mark gives me the opportunity. mark mark it mark man let this guy get loose that's add no go drink he's go drink some beers and maybe come back with some stand-up all right yep all right one we need one banger yeah all right get Deutsch in here get please come back over here titus in here get Deutsch in here yeah fuck man get on the mic Deutsch we lost Danny Danny I I kind of regret Danny was about to and I was like dude we need someone in the blue tent just chug and he started chugging he was going to puke anyway but he took one for the team shout out danny oh my god um

hold you good oh no no go sit right there right there next to pf t of the other side you sir right there so nick where's nick he's nick he had a gluten beer no you could see his ankles in that last shot yeah there he is he's wobbling through is brandon backer gone Che? Che did Brandon leave? I think he'd go on. Chee, your teeth look white as hell, Chee. Thank you.

What are you doing for those? He loves the dentist, right? Like, he fucking loves the dentist. One thing I've never stopped thinking about with Chee is that he falls asleep during haircuts. And I've never been close to being able to do that. And I always, like, even try to relax to that point or fall asleep for that short of time. And I've never been able to achieve that.

I was talking big tea the other day. He broke up with his barber because his barber got too close to him. Like they learned each other's names and that made big tea uncomfortable. I can't go back. I'm actually with that. He ghosted or broke up with? He ghosted, but it's such a foreign concept. Doge, are you drinking right now?

We need you. Yeah, I don't know. Are we doing that? Oh, yeah, we're going to do it in a minute. We need two minute drill. Talk in the mic. Deutsch is more than just a drink. Yeah, I wait, so

FD, he hasn't sit, he's a thought leader I got a piss. He broke up, well, he left KB, like, most people like to know their barber, and then the second Big T knew his barber, he's like, this relationship is so close, went and left and found a new barber.

I actually understand that. It's a business trip when he goes to the barber. Yeah, I don't want my barber talking. Doesn't want to talk, doesn't want to listen, yeah. I don't want to talk to the barbershop thing? You chat a little bit? I think that's overplayed, especially for the White Brothers. Wait, do you?

Do you go to the barbershop in Brooklyn? Yes. I fucking miss those. Barber on Pearl. They used to rob me for squares, Super Bowl every year. The Russian dudes? Yeah, I'd give them $500. They'd never give me numbers.

I know. I mean... I love those guys. But they don't... Did you talk to them while you got cut? Every now and then, yeah. I didn't really even talk to them when I... What's our final?

I think they were in, like, the Russian arm? The main guy. But like, what's the end game? Yes. 105. My math is bad. And nothing felt better than when COVID hit, and they were doing... They were doing a touchdown cheats.

You'd go in the back door and they'd do haircuts. They wouldn't turn on the lights because it was illegal. And I felt so fucking awesome. They also, when Russia invaded Ukraine, they all said they were Ukrainian for six months. Just because they didn't want the bad press of being Russian. It was nasty to be Russian for a little bit. Yeah, it was. Those guys rocked.

Guys were only up eight beers. That's not good. Well, Deutsche is about nine. Nine. Nine. you know a big cat would you suck a dick for a wisconsin for Wisconsin football championship for Wisconsin football championship would I suck a dick would people know for Wisconsin yeah would people know yes yeah probably not okay so

people but wouldn't bros think that you were right wouldn't you be a hero I said I said I said I'd suck and swallow who's dick for what for Indiana National but you were telling me that you you're hoping they don't won't win this year because like that would look bad for you right it looks like you're out of yeah you said that you said that the other day you said they win yeah so all indiana needed to do to win was you to oh yes katie you walked out to me you're like low key titus when you left oh ohio state did you cheer against the team because you're hoping never said that for a year i heard you say that that's what you said you're like dude low low low low key yeah like don't say this to

anyone unless we're on a case i asked i asked i asked big cat yes i would probably suck a dick for no no no no no no because well here's but here's a thing pen state's different because pen state could win a national championship on its own no they suck though Wisconsin will never win a national like this is like a team winning in the bubble you're going to have an asterisk it's good like like yeah when i'm like 70 should be like i want to see one at 70 maybe i'd suck it I'd suck him off. You don't have teeth at that point. I'd suck and swallow.

70, no one has teeth. Yeah, right. Oh, thanks for the... Oh, there it is. Hey! Oh! There we go. Brendan.

There's... There's so sick. I don't... I don't know that has to be the background the whole fucking show. Right. Brandon, Brinik, can you ask you a question? Yeah, hey.

Now, don't ask me if I would suck a dick for a national title. Because you would you? I would suck 30 days. for a national title. Yeah, okay. You wouldn't. I think you'd be cool.

But Brandon, it's about the, it's about the team you root for because I would do it because I wouldn't, we wouldn't win one anyway. Yeah. No. I'm out. I'm out of, I'm out of, Brandon. I'm out of. If you're Ohio State fan or Penn State.

Brandon. Yeah. Hey. Would you suck Lane Kevin's dick for a national championship? These are some high level. Checkmate. No. No.

Really? No, I would not. That's a crazy question. No one has to know. What a bad clip to put out there. No. No. No one has to know, Brandon

No, I'm hard no Brandon, you wouldn't like Lane Kivens Dick once for a Mississippi state Correct, football champion, yes, I would not Wait, would you let him suck yours for one? What are y'all doing? Would you let Lane eat your side pussy? No, I wouldn't

No, could he just lick the size of the sandwich? What if Lane just ate your ass? No, no. Really? fears if they fucking had that's kind of that's how you wouldn't do no gay shit that's kind of fucking stupid Brandon

you're kind of like not you're not about Mississippi State. No you're not about that life I just like you like the program you don't want it that bad at all but if you were what if you and Lane were in prison together for like 30 years you'd suck that at that point for one day for just to yeah you'd have to

you'd have to get the nut out but PFT at that point I'm institutionalized the national title doesn't mean as much to me It means what? It was all you have. Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, what? A Mississippi safe football title.

I heard the first fucking four times. If you threw your life away, if you threw your life away and you're in prison, and there was one path to, like, make something of this life, and it was suck that dick to lead to a national title. You'd have to. Oh, I think I'm leaving. Don't say that, Brandon, come on.

Oh, Brayne. Come on. We're just having fun. Dude. We're just having fun, Brian. You love to ask each other about. Sucking Lane Kiff and Dick. Brandon, these boys.

I'd suck. What's going on, man? It's just weird, bro. I'd suck laying Kivins' dick for a Mississippi. You said this was the 18. I can't hear the booth before. Brandon, Brandon, what if I suck the dick for you? I didn't ask you to.

Bro, can you let Kadek suck a dick or like, why are you want to keep him from the team? I'm starting to think Kating wants to suck a dick. Anyone else get that by? You suck a dick for a minute. This is to be a state championship. you into Rudy. Katie. He's just going to get Teddick. If you're sucking for Mississippi

State. Katie, whoever wins a championship this year, let's get you a dick. You are on that shit? Do you suck a dick for some me and Malcobal pocket pussy? Heetting's like one second away from being like, anyone got a dick I could suck? Doge, do you want to weigh in at all? Dude, I think the NIL made

dudes gay. All that money, they're like, I'm tired of just chicks. It shows you what money could do. Oh, yeah, and I'm getting $1.2 million. I have to try a dick. No, NIL quarterbacks are gay. Right.

The amount of dix I flopped. They've been underwood. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. This is our last timeout. Before the timeout, I had one in.

I had one in. I had one in before the timeout. We got Deutsch. We got the 60s. We get Rones. Why? You get Rones? you got nine four that's nine four right nine four

do we have to eliminate at a timeout we have to eliminate someone and then we get Deutsch oh shit I mean the Rams we want to go full eliminator yeah oh full eliminator for the last one because this is a big one this is a big one we got to do right for Ketik no yeah we want Ketik off we're doing full eliminator yeah we want to go full eliminator yeah but only one spin on the end yeah only one spin Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

That's how we've always done it. Yeah, yeah. All right, full Eliminator. It's cold in here. We can't lose Katic. It's cold. No, dude. You know that?

I'm just starting to vibe hard right now. Well, we don't lose you. Oh, Danny. How does he have? So much beer. Why did he muck up the tarp? Danny's a... Oh, no.

Here we go. It's like 30 minutes later. Here we go. Is he cladens? Is he crass? Wait, he has no pants on. He's got no pants on. He got no pants and the floor's

messed up. He's thinking of cramp. What a hilarious. Daniel. Back to you guys. Oh, Danny. You're a hero, Danny. Danny, send it back to us as a plankton.

Back to you guys. Oh, God. Yeah, great ball security. Go for some fumble. Is he trying to grape stomp that thing? What's that mean? Remember the grape stump later? Oh!

He's still going. Keep going. Keep going, please. Stopping. What is that? What does it mean in this context, Deutsch? I remember the bad balls I remember the video

Andy has bad ball security It looks to me like he's in a Is he not standing in a bucket? No he's on the floor I don't have I don't have my glasses Bad ball security Danny

Do you think he's in a bucket? I thought he was grape stomping Is he in a big ball bucket? Here He's in a bucket right now KB he's the best guy I want to have a lot I love him so much

Bad ball security Danny this bad ball security 30. You got an eagle clawed, Danny. You got an eagle claw on your chest. Eagle clawed on your chest, Danny. What a great game this has been. Bills are winning this game.

Wait, so what are we doing here? Uh, we're just eliminating. All eliminator. Full of these beers count right now. We're in a timeout. We wanted to hit Katie. We want it to hit Katie. We want it to take Kate.

What? No, Kate's out. You want me out, right? Oh, yeah. This is full eliminator. Oh no, can we count me out now? No, it's full limiter. I am so sorry.

You're doing a good job. Okay. We just can't be Katie. So what's this right now? It just can't be Katie. All right, I'm out. Oh. No, I'm out of the wheel.

You're in. Oh, wait, wait, what? We just can't have... We wanted to hit Kateuk right now. We wanted to get Katie. Come on, Mike. Because Katie, this would mean you're still in. Yeah.

Oh, Mike. Dude, come on, man. Mike. Mike. We wanted to hit Katie. Wait, Katie, would you suck a dick to stay in this? This is bad. All right, Nick.

All right, Nick. Oh, no. This is a bad idea for a elimination. So bad. I'm sick to my stomach fam. Okay. Oh, oh. There we go.

There we're going to stop, stop, stop. It has to stop. Yeah! No! No, it's wrong. No. Are we going best seven? Best seven.

we have to let on me no best seven you got to go four you got to get four yeah cody good danny your boys man dude come on man boy's down four what's going on here there's no it's the bills dude they're not losing this game you're good oh no you don't You don't even to watch. You don't even to watch. They're D-Line. Josh don't know what he's doing back there. Wait, so I want this to land on me?

Yes. Okay. We wanted to land on you. Okay. I don't know. It lands on four times you stay. Yeah. Whoever lands on four times stays.

God damn it. Start spinning. Oh, no. Oh, bad start. Oh, bad start. Oh, wow. Fuck. Oh, fuck.

Hank has drank a shit ton of beers, by the way. That's a lot of cups. Yeah. It's also been silent flake. Maybe a 30 minutes. There we go, Katie. There we go. We need some Hank. Okay, how many more you got in? Hey, one one. You got nine left. You got nine left. Yo, we have Deutsch two after this for sixty-second Santa. Oh, okay. What's the score? What score? What's score?

One, Hank. Two-one. Fuck that shit. I didn't come though. Hell yeah. It was a really weird experience. Two-two. Two-two. We're all right. This is just I can't do it. What are you saying? I thought he was joking in first, but I think he's telling a real story about fucking a pocket-lid-wit. 3-2, 3-2, 3-2. And you tried to fuck it.

Give me one more. And I was like, all right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fuck it. Is it from Austin? Why'd you get it at the Christmas party? Why did you couldn't? It was at the Barzal Christmas party. Oh, fuck. Who gave it to you?

Oh, gave seven. It was- Asakira. Whoever this. She gave you her own? Yes. Whoever this lands on. Then what?

Then what? Wait, this is the last one? Last thing? I like, I did this best out of seven? Complete it. What happened? Whatever it lands on? Hold on.

Hold on. Hey, you fucked the pocket pussy? Asakira. But that's the Asian. No, no, no. That was not fucked up, though. Yeah. Catex out. She's a barstall lady.

Well, she was. That bills were losing, by the way. How many drink? We got a lot going on right now. All right. All right. We got Deutsch. We got Deutsch.

She's nice. Doy, she gave it. Can you get you of 60 seconds? She gave the gift. All right, okay. George is ready to go. Yeah. You got 20 seconds.

I got another 9. That's too weird. It's all right. It's all right. We're going to be fine. We're going to be fine. This is a disaster. Dude, Josh Allen has been beat the fuck up.

Hank, when you fuck the pocket pussy, did you move the pocket pussy? Did you move the pocket push? Yeah. Hey, that's fucked up. Hank, that's fucked up. Hank, what happened with the pocket pussy? Hank, what did you do? Did you move the pocket pussy?

Did you trust your hips? Cody, fourth and 27? No, I moved the pocket pussy. That's not what? You didn't come? Dude, Josh Hounds did it for you hard? Yeah. Were you not hard?

Did it feel good? No, it was like I went through the motions. Was it at the Christmas? Oh my God. Oh my God. What a play. Oh my God. It worked.

Get there, Shakir. It worked. That was insane. How much time's left? All right. Cody, you were going to watch the rest. Did you try to make the pocket pussy come? Come watch the rest.

No. You didn't. care about it all? No. Did you throw it away when you were done? Yeah. Did you go down on it? Yeah. Or did you flush it? Garbage. Did you go down on it first? Ronald, are you familiar with what we're talking about? Watch the rest, Cody. Are you, are you a fan of accessibility? Did you see that lateral? It's crazy. That was so awesome. Looking ladder. I know who that is. Looking ladder. You know awesome. Commentate though. You got to give your, you got to give your raw thoughts. It's a completion. All right. I have to have a touch on though. All right. So Hank didn't come with the

Asa Akira pocket pussy. We got first and ten. first 10 Joe Brady looking nice wait it's all my out guys you're out but you can keep drinking you don't have to go anywhere yeah you just beers don't count we listen we're 11 away

that was a tough loss no we're 12 away we have a minute of Deutsch coming up in a minute we're gonna watch you into the bills game which is terrible for the listeners let's let's just do Deutsch this is bad for the listeners

bad for the listeners yeah but it's fun all the bill yeah all right Joyce you ready you have one minute yeah you could be are you gonna stand up no okay all right

hit the Deutsch hit the Deutsch button TJ this isn't gonna be my like very best no that's fine it's fine that's fine that's fine that's fine don't worry about drinking oh right here we go oh fuck

geish has the gun I'd be on behind leg all right three two one go one so effortless he's done enough

Jacob Jacob we got here no it's not shekear oh if Shakir if Shakir scores here how many was that three all right

hey if we can get two more we're in a great spot if Shakir scores here I'll not everywhere I doubt it That's four That's four Because it's a 98

Oh my god Doge Don't Got lots of time 25 seconds left This is Deutsch Doge Doge you've impressed enough

Run your race I'd rather hear about your life You're good as far pal You're happy place Doge you can sit this one out You can You're good You're in a great place

You do not need to do this Doge No Drink the beer, Deutsch Doge You're not need to drink Doge don't do it No we don't

Five Four Three Three Two Yes Yes So what did you just give us there? Five?

Five. What a monster. All right. So we're at a monster. 99. 99. 99. So and we have Hank, Kate, Titus, me. Say my name. Broan's still in. Broan still in. Cody. Cody. Nick. Cody. All right, Cody. Say my name. All right. So between the seven of us, we got another. Yeah. We got this. All right. Time back in. Time back in. minutes for how many. Cody, Cody.

I'm almost done with this one. Oh, no, I'm not shit. Nick, are you still in it? Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Oh, man. 28 seconds left, Bill's third and one. You got to, you got a, you gotta. Well, DJ can count my beers. People are gonna be like, they're just talking so

much about a game that happened. Oh, once ago. I'm gonna hit beer 100 when they score this TD. All right. Well, give us a live reaction. Oh, fuck. A week after the fact. Get it up, bup, bu, it rip, it rip, er, oh. Oh, no. What's that, Will Anderson?

Fourth and one. Oh, he's so cold. He's so good. He's so fucking good. Tush, push. Oh, my God. Probably check down, right, Cody? The fuck out of here.

It's got to be a check down here. Deon Dawkins, man. We wanted to pick it. Dion Dawkins. He said both hands. I went to Dionne Dawkins' house one time. No way. You already schno?

What was that like? Shne. No you should know that Hank Doge pull the mic a little closer I want to hear you tell us about Dion Doxon How did that even how did how did you even wind up at his house Oh no he just false started

Oh no 4th and 1 bro Oh no Yeah it's bad it's really bad it's really bad it's Yeah it gives you more room that gives you Yeah What's that 24 seconds it says Yeah that's what it seems

Wait, that's the guy you were talking about just fall started? Oh, no. It's crazy. Dolly. Whoa. You already snow. You already snow. Play who you play. So, how did you wind up at his house?

I was wearing his jersey at the tailgate. Cody. And this is what? I'll be. This was last, this was like last September. Yeah. I get invited to his house afterwards. Like one of his friends saw you.

It was like, come over. Oh. Why would he not throw it through? A pick. Not a pig. Why don't I'm going to Deutsch? He just.

Oh, my God. No way. Again, I want to apologize to her watching this. A whole week later. That's right. Oh, my God. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. They never call that. No way. They never call that. Houston, we have a problem. Hank, I just have to remind

Topico Ryan's kind of a person for not accepting that. I got to put that out. People are going to love this stat. So hot. QB is, Cody. All right. Cody, get out of here.

Cody, season's over, bud. Season's over. Get out of here. Go film a video and posted. Right now. Season's over. Go film a video and post it right now. There's eight minutes.

Oh, Cody. Oh, no, no. That's eight minutes. Kate, that's eight minutes in the fake game. Kate, just game. is over. Kate, that game ended in 2018. Kate, we're watching

the football game right there. Kate, were you watching us? She's on the game that matter. Oh, no, Kate. Oh, no. The Rans Chiefs, 2017. Kate, they just kneeled it. It's over. Do I tell us your friend's house. Nice.

Dionne Dawkins. So anyways, do a video. I went to Dionne Dawkins' house. Damn. And he goes, do a video. Not the bills Go on This like

Obviously he's like a pro bowler But like Not a lot of people Wear his jersey So he's like Thanks for like We're like wearing my jersey Um

Vaughan and Damar Like I'm gonna kick my family out And then Vaughan and Damar Are coming over You're with Damar Hamlin And I was like I was like I didn't know what that meant

Wait so are you in Where are you at Buffalo I was in Buffalo And he goes all right well i'm going to kick my family out and then vaughan and damar coming over and i'm like oh cool are those are those your friends and it was me von miller mhmann damar hamlin no way yeah from the grave and who from the grave who else just playing beer pong wait and you're at whose house

dion dion docking the o lineman yeah it's just you for yeah what is he like he's like 6 8 340 he's like a behemoth right why did he kick his family out for you he kicked his family out no i think they were like tailgate they had a win they were tailgating all day i was getting wings in buffalo and they're like hey like that's awesome you're wearing the jersey like come right come by oh that's cool yeah yeah that's awesome i'll definitely come by and it was like his whole black family and i was just like I was just like standing there like Yeah this is pretty good

His entire black family was there Yeah it was like We're not It was the whole black family Yeah Oh my god Yeah Did you guys have good laughs

Was it like good vibes? Yeah It was pretty good And they Who wanted beer pong? Were they stunned at your chugging? They just didn't, like, give a shit about it. Ron, who's, like, the, who's, like, the coolest person who's been impressed by your chugging? Because I know, like, we all are, but has there been, like, a rapper?

The coolest person I've met is Baker Mayfield. Right, yeah. Yeah. He's the best. I did the, like. Did he show you love? Big Cat was at, like, the golf tournament in Tahoe? He's the best.

He drank, like, I was carrying their beers. Yeah. And he drank, like. 20 beers Baker's And then Then he started drinking mixed drinks And he was just like fine

But what I don't know how he was What I think what KB was handing out is like Not about him Like did he say anything about you Yeah who showed you Who was like oh my God You're the fucking man Like so like right now

Big Cat has done that Is anyone on his level or close Like Jake Kels Oh you're hanging out with them I think that I think he does that with like every everyone shows a lot of love

yeah yeah like he's like drunkest interview of all time he's having to process for minutes but tomorrow bro we're talking on he's buffering

wait like we have to shift for every minute's we're conversing him and plug him back in we're communicating on stick shift

fuck all right man motherfucker's motherfuckers Wi-Fi don't listen to

Brandon yeah we got oh hold it out George hasn't heard anything Brandon

said but has there been like a dude that's like famous that's been like hey respect for the chugging

has to I appreciate has to have to have but but Kelsey makes a lot of plans

right maybe a little bit but can y'all ask him this shit tomorrow no one of you want to make a milkshake no we might have to we got the ice cream machine the ice cream's good tonight but do you

feel like the batch will be tainted from all the drink y'all want him to eat the diarrhea ice cream yeah it's not brand it's not the diarrhea it's not the diarrhea it's not the wheel it's not diarrhea ice cream jacob said no one has diarrhea

Except me and Titus Yeah That's okay And Ike last week And TJ And Mook and TJ And yeah Other than that

No one has diarrhea Tell you what Looking at Lookin I'm about to give him A tummy ache Oh Make that thing

Story Oh man Yeah He's about to be Some side splitting action Oh god Oh my

Look that Brad Did you know You had that So Doidge Essentially Nobody likes what you do Doge, we know.

We like you. Why the fuck are y'all interviewing Deutsch? Because he's the most interesting guy we've ever seen. We're fucked. I love him. You know, there's pizza coming? Yeah. Yeah.

Brandon, we love you already, Brandon. You're not at risk. No, he's fine. He just doesn't know it right now. We're right. How many beers do you had, Deutsch? Is Max here? 20.

I think... You've got 20 beers? 20 in competition. In competition? 20 beers deep. Outside of competition? Well, I had four just preparing for this, and then nothing happened for three hours.

Yeah. So those don't count. It was in the other room licking my wounds. Deutsch, what's the fastest thing to chug? Agua? Gotta be, Agua. Probably water. Yeah.

Outside of water, though. Milk. Look how pissed off, Brandon. Brandon, Brandon, hold on. Now, hang on, Brian.

Now, hang on a second. Now, hold on, Brandon. Uh, hang on. Brandon. What's, what,

what, what's, what are you asking what are you asking what are you upset about Brandon? Don't get your folds in a bunch. Okay,

produce the show, Brandon, what's wrong? What are you more of? Brandon, you ask a question. I'm going to best by and buy

a goddamn soundboard for you guys interview. You ask your question, Brandon. I'll ask a question. You ask a question, Brandon. Bray,

he's, Doge Try to read his lips Brandon change the conversation Brennan has a question for you Deutsch Who's uh What's your question

Brandon I have no question That's not a question Is Danny still in the blue tent Yeah where's Danny Brandon Oh no Is Danny?

He's fine Danny's dead There That's one for I would love I'd love if we just Found a camera angle It was just Danny getting

Little spooned Oh that'll be You guys said that you guys said that you were worried about what you said here I got one about Jackie what have you guys been saying what are you guys been saying we've been talking crazy yeah where is she about

Jackie Jackie would be a great guest Jackie she's funny Jackie Jackie is talking about there's a little girlfriend Jackie Jackie Jackal

no Jackal that Danny's voice that was Danny that was Danny for that was Danny Jackal remember what kate thought that we were one no mas 1.03 yeah yeah kate that's you wait there's five minutes left i don't not a sports person really that's more of a like not kb that's more jack time kate did you win your bet still pray the wake up barstool i'm about to oh did the texas win yeah yeah yeah yeah

kate kate it's my on this screen we have bills texas on this screen a lot of prank i don't I don't think if you could be a sports person to realize that that's us and that's the NFL. We'll get to it. Two beers sends me to the moon. I'm on like six or seven. Six or seven. I guess.

Okay. On trial. What's the last time? What's the best one you've done recently? I have a guy. Oh, no. In Boston, there's something wrong with him. But he's like a taxi driver.

What's wrong with him, Do you? Wait, but I think he's challenged men. mentally but you're saying he's also an asshole yeah so if you say you left like a one of these car he'll go ballistic so you're but this is like your guy there I'm left my vape in your car he goes nuts this is a Uber driver can we call him right now yeah call him right now yeah call him right now no I also shove your dick in his face Deutsch is talking what

I also have a I also have a home run that I'm kind of sitting on oh is why Frank call one more show Brandon wait what's the

Ronald he's sitting on a home run Brandon Ronald has a whole run he's gonna be sick with this fucking wrong give me that ball please do tell us your home run

yes it's a it's a it's a ness MK send that Rock, brother. A what? A what? It's a It's a fisherman. Okay. A New England. Charlie? I have Charlie Moore

outdoor. I've been He's the goat. So go on. You've been calling this guy? I've been calling it. Yeah. He's a fisherman. Have you met him? No. Okay, so what do you've been saying? Offering him to go smelt fishing in Rye Harbor and he's just like, what the fuck? How good are smelt? Are they shitty fish what's a smell smelter for a bit or just because you enjoy it

what happening you would Charlie Moore outdoor tank gets it you actually would take them you would take him to Rye Harbor yes he was willing what type of fish is smelt

it's like a dumbass fish you eat the bones in all yeah exactly you eat the bones of the fish because they're so small and dumb it's a pulpa smelt fish I need to smell like

Ron, you guys, Ronnie, Ronnie? Smelt is like the dumbest fish. Get us some smelt on here. Ron. They're actually pretty tasty. They're actually pretty tasty. But like, what are they dumb?

What is, what is the gold mine you're sitting on? He's going to smell fishing. I've been calling. All right. So what is the prank polletail? Can you call the taxi driver? Wait, wait.

Let me hear out. What a... Cateek. That's one for Cateek. That's one of five. Oh, that is a dumb-ass. Dump fish. It looks awful.

Oh, that doesn't count. Oh, that doesn't count. No, he doesn't count. Oh, so that last one. We need two more. What does he say when you call it? We need two more for the win. We got three minutes.

At first, he thinks it's like kind of the thing. Yeah. I might be fucked. So what? You're pranking him? How the prank call goes. So you, I answer, said, hello. Charlie, how's it going?

What's up, Ronnie? It's Ron down at Rihaba, the smelter bite in this time of year. What do you think? Maybe come by. like it's the middle of the night I don't know who this is but Charlie but it's me it's Ronny

you're not gonna come by and go some smell fission but you're saying this yeah okay are you are you recording this what am I doing? I've just been doing it in my body you gotta fucking lose my number Charlie come on it's me

it's Ronnie we're not gonna go smell fishing come brittan this is good shit that's better that's better i was a step in the right to riley more outdoors like ron brin does not understand charlie more outdoors

this guy is a legend you know him this is a legend what's the latest you've ever called legend can you call him now it's 1040 right now my buddy moses lawn so i got his number so what do you call him right now I want to hear the taxi driver

Charlie A taxi driver Probably a multi-millionaire So he's a big guy You have his number Wait this guy's the outdoors guy I was picturing an old man They're a touchdown away from

Getting Oh all right We got to go We got to go We got a 10-yard path Got to go Oh fuck What yard line are they on TJ

I think they just kicked them all about Two more beers Is anyone Is anyone I'm almost done I'm almost done I'm an inch away. Still in.

I'm in, but I have a fully. I have a full one, two. I have a full. All right, so Kate, you're close. I'm almost done my beer. Who else is close? Anyone else close? No.

I'll get close. I'll get close. No way. It's so cold. Drink half of mine. Are we going to eat pizza? Let's get close together. I think so.

Get close together. Is there pizza? A big swing of mine and then I'll take another swing. Yeah, there we go. That's teamwork right there. Yep. Yep. That's stupid for us.

Jackie. That's pinpole. Jackie. Jackie. Jackie don't you don't you duck away jackal this might put me in the blue 10th jackal he didn't puke that much Jackie he didn't puke that much Jackie Jackie he's got to be here I got to come here Jackal he was a teaspoon of you basically he just spit all right I'm gonna I'm gonna be I got enough I I'm good for

If someone else got one, I wrote, that was a big help. I got, I got this done by 247. Jackal. Can they catch us right now? Two beers are good. Danny's coming in. Oh, hold on. Wait.

Sit this one out. Ron, Scott, we need your drinking room. I'm not, there's no reason to come here. Jackal. Let this girl do her job. Yes. Can you guys kiss just one time. Jackie, she did she, Danny puke.

I heard the day he just peeped. But it wasn't that much. That's done. But he doesn't seem out. Oh, here we go, Kate. That's one of five right now. Dormied. Dormyed.

Dormy. They're dormied. What? Oh, yeah. That was out from Roe. We did it. We did it. The way.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. All right. I'm good O six up there.

What? What? What? It's up there, dude. TJ, yeah, there it is. I thought I'd feel a little more excitement. No, there's excitement. I feel like we're, yeah, we're very excited.

I thought I'd feel something. It's the impending interview that's about to happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. About the interview Jackie. Yeah, we did it with two minutes left. We don't want to steal the moment. And then re-tug the beer, get tight this in here, and then redo that. No.

Great advice, check. No, no, no, it wasn't your fault, Jackie, come on. Jackie, all right, hold on. Ready, ready, guys, ready? What? Whoa. Oh, oh. Hey!

Woohoo. All right. Fine, Jackie. I was fine. It's fine. Danny, you were in the blue tent for a while throwing up. Like, whoa, whoa, oh. Come on, Jackie.

Home hang out. Go on. Oh, oh, oh, oh. What was going through your head? Yeah, what was going through your face? What was going through your head? when you were, like, throwing up for so long. Blood vessels.

Yeah, where's the pizza, dude? We started off at the beach house. She's seeing me at my drunkenest. I don't think any is surprising her. True. But none of it hit your lips. The puke? Yeah, it all came straight out, right?

Will you, Jackie, will you... Were you... Will you kiss Danny later tonight? I don't know. How much was... How much was... It was so much? Not that much.

No, not he... Was it? No, he didn't even throw... It was, like, for the bit. It was like for a... Like a funny bit. Yeah, like, he barely peaked. It didn't even puke.

Yeah. It was a spit. No, it was just in the back of the throat. Honestly, Jackie, this is gonna sound disgusting and I'm sorry for saying this. It was like one bad Lugie. Yeah. One bad.

Louie. Yeah, I know, I know. I'm sorry to say it. Lugie's a tough word. But it was one bad Lugie. I'm sorry. Jack, he's sorry. It's just one bad.

Jackie, but. It was like a one. There, though, like, you did puke all throughout beach house too yeah yeah no but he didn't puke tonight it was lugi that was it was the old Danny puke at beach house I'm sorry I'm sorry I prefer there weren't puke over lugi

I think yeah it was one it's not bad I'm just shit all of my fans wait Katie goes sound bad yeah that's really bad you actually there's no other way you could have put that let us see from back Jackie you know it brother

stand up stand up I didn't shit guys come on guys seriously Prove it. You usually sits in that chair, big neck. Hey, Nick, did you really? Brandon, Brandon.

Brad, are you cool my shit in your pants? Yeah, you can shit in my pants. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You have permission to shit in my pants. That's so sick. Brandon, you got dog walking. I'm sorry, bro.

You got dummied in that food race. He got fuck. You're supposed to be an eater. Yeah. Kay fucking took you to something like that. He embarrassed you badly, my brother. Clean plate club. Yeah, that's classic Chework and he didn't have to...

Oh, look at Chee. Stunton on him in the background. Yeah. Get him. Yeah, you can't say anything. You're really... Brandon, I eat your butt, Brandon. Tate, shut the fuck up!

What wouldn't you do right now? Would you... Well, I would do a fucking thing, dude? Whoa, whoa, what's that side conversation? going on what was that oh oh Jackie how long

you're here for are you working here tomorrow tomorrow what I'm Saturday I'm working tomorrow night

for pop punk oh you're no Saturday or Sunday Saturday not Sunday why not Sunday because

I don't know okay that was a bad question she already had to go home I have to go home and I have to go home for that

is all right with you guys shout out the dinner what Why don't you? Oh, bless you. Do you want to a couple of beers, Jackie? We love you, Jackie.

We love you, Jackie. We're a couple of beers. Oh, Jackie, hold on. We're the worst right now, Jackie. No, no, no, no, no. Jack, no, no, no, no. We can't, we can't have a better leave without this. Eat a bun, eat her buns.

Get down on one knee. No, no. So there are, there are times where there was one time where I got Jackie and myself some coffee. Shut up. I realized we had the... Shut up, Katie! Hey, wait it.

No, keep going, keep going. Shut the fuck up. Bro, we're trying to be cool around our friend's girlfriend, right? They were on Beach House together. Brandon, come on. We're fucking up right. Yeah, we're fucking up. Long story short, Jackie is known as the chugger.

Oh. Yeah. What's up, Deutsch? But then it was debunked by Katie, because Katie... Oh, but you can't... No, if you go up against Michael Jordan Wait, wait, thob, can you give me a beer? Can we be fucking cool around our friends, girl, for one time?

I'm gonna go up against Jack. We're low in this. Yeah, we don't got it. We don't know it. Jackie. You're gonna go home. Jackie. Your friends suck.

Jackie, come on, Jackie. Jackie, come on. All right. I just am too sober. Okay, okay. Yeah, have a beer. Wait, are we, are we chugging against each other? Yeah.

No, but like, okay. I mean, you're not going to beat Kedek, but you're, you have an impressive. I beat Kedik every time. Is it, it's not, is it warm enough? Are they super cold right now? Oh, these are, these are good temperature. Yeah. I, uh, it's going to rent and rip.

Hey. Why do you keep on corner the jackal? That's, that's what I call Jackie. Jackal. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know the jackal like the, the, uh, the, uh, yo, Danny. Brin is a big cat.

Any jackal. Hey, we ain't doing a jackal. We ain't not doing it. We're blowing that. Yeah, I tried it. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out.

Hey, watch your mouth. Get him out, bro. He's calling your girl a nickname. Yo. You're calling her another name of a Barcelona. Right in front of my phone. Oh, yeah. We're not all like him.

All right. All right. All right. All the cool. Okay. Jackie. You'll beat KB, no doubt. But Jack, are we going?

Oh, shit. Okay. Ready? Are you serious? Three? Three, two, one. Let's go, Jack. Let's go.

Oh, there you go, Jackie. Bees. Jackie, I won that one. She beat you. Oh, you just have some stuff, Paul. I got it. They got your white teeth. All right, I got a question for.

But Katie, quit spilling. Kate expelled, though. Cate expelled, no? I got a question for everyone. A little bit, a little bit, yeah. So is that a tie and then a cake. Oh, God, it was just threw up. Can I see, no.

Can I ask a question to everyone? second place. A really important question. You guys, I fucking, you guys remember our friend Nick? I fucking miss the fuck out of that guy. Where has he been? I don't know.

Where is he? Is he out of it? Yeah, I love Nick. Oh, wait, that's not. I thought Nick was sitting there. You stopped talking for last hours. No, Nick left. Oh, God.

I'm sorry. Shit, I thought Nick was sitting right there. I wanted to make sure you guys weren't being fucking weird to Jackie, but then you're being weird and Jackie's I think we're being pretty normal where Nick go

I was doing that as a joke he's in the blue tent and over Nick can I ask who's with the gauge earrings out there by the court

uh tattooer wait it's Mitch yeah Mitch shout out Mitch shout out Mitch he's pat it's up me

we gotta get PFT we got to do one in December I well I owe one yeah but I want to do one I owe one

oh fuck you wait can I get a 4, 3, 7 Tie it on my ass. Yeah, you definitely can. Hey, Jackie, all we're not this lane, okay? Wait, you guys are being objectively cool. I came in with the sober vibes.

I know, but like, we feel like we're blowing it for our boy, Danny. Should we, like, play, like, a drinking game? No, I feel like I should let you guys do your whole thing. Jackie, pretty good. And we're fucking up right. Yeah, there's a whoa, Jay. It's got to be two on one. We got to go two on one.

He's going to think. We're the fucking worst. Brandon. Blown in. She wants to play soup. It's perfectly on it. We'll see. Jackie, they do not rubber.

Bro, let's like, uh. This is beat. Dude. You want to get out of here? Yeah, looks like, um. I literally eat friends' ass. If you want to do. Shut up, Gated.

You're blowing it. I'm sorry. Stop with the gay shit. It's our first time we've met this, our fucking boy's girlfriend, bro. We've met so many. All of us. That said it would not be whack if you were gay.

No. No. And he is. It would be like super solid if you were gay. You see the girl he took home? No. For sure. For sure.

Oh no. And if it came to that, you would not be like, it would not be like corny at all if you were gay. It would be. It would be like super valid. It would be very valid. Powerful. What a call back. Yeah.

Powerful. Very powerful thing. I fucking love you. I love you. You told the internet about that, right? You guys want to expand while you're laughing. Well, you had to have tuned in to two pieces.

Like Jackie, she had deeper voice. Whoa. No, but she was pretty big balls. She called me a supermodel. So I liked her. I grabbed her machine, dude. Yeah. Was she Native American?

What is she a bigger woman? What is real guy? What is the Native Americans? What does that mean? What does that mean? Explain yourself. What do you mean? Native American?

What does that have to do with it? Oh, my God. Native Americans are, they're... I can't do anything. It's got to kill Brandon Walker. Oh. That's Josh Allen, that's Josh Allen. Hey, anything to change the topic.

There's a scroto. You're good. You're good. You're good. What's our run time right now? 3.40. Oh, shit. All right, we should wrap up.

Let's get to the end of the game. The game hasn't even ended. The game has even ended. Let's get the end of the game. Our quants were off. That's pretty good. Do you guys think that Brandon could

pop one of those between his stomach and his waist? I was thinking about that as as I saw Kate at crawling on more.

Oh, my God. Thank you, Jackie. Jackie, you're the best. Jackie. Hey, sorry about this. We're not always like this. Sorry, but I'm not always like this.

Man squeeze. Man squeeze. Sorry, Jackie's normally way chiller. I think we got to, I think, I think, I think to end this, we got to, you guys, you guys down to do, you guys down to do, you guys down to do, like three rounds of celebrity guests. Yes, we got it. No one. No. Let me, let me go for sure, for sure.

Yeah. Go real quick. Oh, Titus is running. No, Danny. You were, you were, you took. one for the team though because if no one had puked that would have sucked oh no I was the only one no that's fine though because Danny I said it when it happened you look like you're gonna puke and I said you got a fucking chug to puke so you took one for the team yeah that was

awesome puke for all of us yeah at least one other person well Nick did definitely I don't know where he is yeah I don't know where he is he's being a little bit sneaky with it dude now that he's not in here of Titus is here I'm sorry to think that guy katik is a little gay which is fine Michael Kett is a gay man he fell into a lot of money with the NIL thing and

he used it to his advantage he's probably started with Roy Cohn kind I love the take that NIL's NIL is the gayest thing that's happened to young men yeah especially when everyone's so they started yeah they're like charm their way into the cash

yeah you're a 19 year old dude who gets a million you're gonna fuck guys for six months then you're gonna fuck girls for six months yeah yeah well says you see nick out there yeah I saw me andra I don't know what he's up to

I don't I lost him we're gonna do a round a couple rounds of celebrity guests we're gonna get it let's to end the show I can't believe no one else puke Brandon left probably we have pizza

well we thought he left like a witch yeah yeah burn the witch man no no no wow this has been a great time boy 20

when's your ass getting hired full time spent yeah we're gonna wait till after football season then we're gonna talk oh what I'm also

oh we put talking the mic yeah I don't have a job right now okay all right so then we'll talk tomorrow we'll talk tomorrow let's talk tomorrow Doyish how's that sound I also don't know how or when or why but can I hang out with, like, you and your family?

I want to throw brocks at bees' nest with you and your dad. Yeah, my dad's the bad. I feel like I, I feel like. Talking to Mike, talking to my dad's, my dad's the reason for all of this. I feel like we should put, I feel like, oh, no. He can't drink very quickly, but he's the reason that all of this. Can we put Big Cat, Big Cat, can we put, like, Weekend with Deutsch on the wheel? Yeah, you've got to go and, like, immerse yourself in the world of Deutsch.

Tell me about, like, what would be, uh, like, like, a, like, a good night like a good first date like bro date what's the ideal order of operations for you for like no put the mic in front of your face for like me and my dad or for like one of you guys you're in a new buddy right there what do you do right there Friday night to me brother hey hey hey come here come here come here right next games mode oh there Hank you go to the 10 I think I just like we just fuck around with each other Hank you all the 10 get some beers Go to the tent, Hank. Right here, right here, B's.

Right here, B's. Yeah. Go to the tent. Deutsch, how is... Wait, Hank's going to the tent. Hold on. You're like an outdoors guy. How is he going to the tent?

Danny, this could save you. You fish and you throw rocks on these. This could save you, Danny. Nah, he's biped. No, no, no, no. Oh, yes. Let's go out. Oh, no.

Hey. No, no. You're going to pee on. You're going to pee on. Oh, no pissing. Hey. Tranking it. Oh, he's kissing in it.

What? Hey, what is he going? Why is he doing that? You don't got to do that. Hey, you don't have to do that. I love it. Nobody asked for this. Nobody.

Oh, Nick's back. Wait, wait, wait, listen. Listen. I was a strip. It sounds like the ocean. This camera, but. That sounds really nice. Sounds like the ocean.

It was so loud. Everyone be quiet. Cody, what footage you get right now? You're zooming in on that. Zooming in on the dick. Cody, relax. Oh, bro. We don't need an alternate angle, Cody.

Katie's going to need that footage. What does he do? Cody, what are you doing? Hey, so. Cody. Oh, you know, what are you doing? He's got to be on it. Oh, no, go.

No, no. Don't rotate around. It's going to be a sliding. It's going to be a sliding. Oh, my God. Cody, no, come back. Cody just secured a job for life. Not his bird.

That's incriminating. Cody, what was that? What do you mean it was blurred? By him? It was blurred. You just looked at his dick. It was blurred. That was full dick.

Where? Oh, wow. That was so good. Oh, my God. That's Darth Ball. Oh, my God. Darth Cody. All right, what were we just doing?

Pizza? We're doing a celebrity guesser. Oh, celebrity guesser. Yeah, pizza's here. Celebrity guesser. And let's go three rounds. All right. We're going to get it.

And let's go out. All right. We did it. One oh seven. It was close. Yeah, our quants are idiots. What would the spread have been? You probably would have been like minus six and a half.

Dude, our quants were saying that we're going to beat it in, like, three quarters. Yeah, Katie Curtis, getting eliminated. Yeah, you want to see the individual stats? Yeah, yeah, let's see the individual stats. Cody was being weird in there. I had 12. I counted mine.

Cody was being real weird in there. Oh, man. Cody squared up on your bird? No, no way. No way I had nine. No, you got to. What the fuck? Put me a four.

I had more than that. I had way more than that. 20 wait tj is that you're not eliminated pf yeah but i i i definitely have yes Wyatt nine i can't hear you i can't hear you yes i took two during the time out oh that doesn't mean he didn't drink the beer i drank the beers why i had two more after i puked for his this is this is going to change my approach to case race is moving forward listen this is a team effort fuck the individual stats i have 10 i have 10 right here wait but what are we talking about i'm counting them who does you have to do wait tj is that before i got eliminated yeah

tj who has to do the bumper sticker i got six beers over here before i got eliminated kb oh no i'm holding maybe 26.2 what up he got eliminated though he got oh yeah it's next kate kate the guy like man it's yeah how nice of it's gay j is that before i got Okay, put the, put the, put the bumper sticker on your car. Me and Pat share one car. Yeah, that's even better. All right, celebrity guesser to finish. Celebrity guesser.

Let's get it, guys. Let's just fucking get it. We've only got it at one time. If it gets it, we start over the case race. Yeah. If, if, if I get on first try, I'm taking full nuts out, full ball. You have to. You have to.

And we all get a lick. You have to. He's all going to suck. One limb. He's. Kidding, you're gay as fuck, bro. I'm being dead, you might be bisexual, but you're not straight. No, for sure.

You're in a good spot. If you're in a metro, don't. If I get this, I'm going to fucking jerk off. You're in the best. Yeah, yeah, be careful. You're in the best spot. So gay. If I get this, I'm starting a lifelong relationship with a man.

And you'll be happy, too. Nick what's up what's up I tried to do a joke being like remember our friend Nick and I looked over and it was Kate in your seat yeah I was watching we missed you bro bless wait okay Chris the bell here we go here we go who's starting oh I know who that is all right uh start we won goes all the way around what is this game it's your celebrity guesser mr. Merrill street yes good guess oh shit that was close

Jerry Seinfeld Wait I'm on their ass I'm on their ass They're right there We're right there I'm gonna go Whoopi Goldberg Oh

You were there You had that Fuck Me No Mar Garcia Parra Come on man Celebrity Come on is Terry hatch

That's my neck Ashton Coucher That's a good one Good guess Paul Rudd lady gaga got it lady gaga oh close blonde fuck Obama count it halfway Jeremy renner oh that was close that was close go ahead Deutsch Justin Bieber

well I'll be double weber might be double weber No count. It would never would have that. You got it. Doge. Say any celebrity party. That's over it. Any celebrity, Deutsch.

Kimmy Gibler. Well. Hank back to you. I was close. Stephen Hawkins is a fraud. What? Show me Michelle Pfeiffer. Fuck.

Jennifer Aniston. Oh. No, no. No. No. No. Double fraud. Tom Cruise.

Here we go. Seth Myers Robert De Niro He's cheated on his fucking wife Robert De Niro A vegetable No you go Well vegetables are important

Around the hall No no KB Scumback Scumback See Hawkins A piece of shit It's got to be a chick

Right No Share Oh Good guess Good guess Fuck Who is that

I have no idea You don't know Is that the gymnast chick? Yeah, that's right. All right, go, good. I'm going to go, uh, Brad Pitt. Oh, yeah. Oh, close.

Pink. Oh, close. Do they usually switch back, flip between guys and girls? It's like, it's kind of, you have to see like two guys and go girl? No, they go girl, girl. What if I go girl, girl? What if I go girl, girl? They play your day.

They do that. Because I was feeling Celine Dion. Say it. Oh, very much guy. I was so close. Go ahead, Deutsch. We're never ready. Ron Jeremy.

Oh, boy, buddy. He is good at that. Perfect. We're not asking you to read the name. Do not bend the need to these people. Oh, can you grab me water? Deutsch, say a celebrity. Any celebrity.

That was the last cast, Deutsch. John Stark. John Stark. Come on, Hank. We're going again Yeah, go again We have to Gwen Stefani

Good guess Fuck Muhammad Ali Nice Muhammad Ali Muhammad Ali Muhammad Ali Ah

Give me Jennifer Aniston For sure Damn Jennifer Anderson's gonna hit very soon Bradley Cooper Hit

Tom Oh Jennifer Anderson's about to hit Aniston's gonna hit Anderson's Oh Tyra Banks Oh

That was one of his girlfriends I'll go Jennifer Anderson Oh Dude Dude hawking Maybe

Scarlet Johansen Oh right there Man what the fuck Gwyneth Paltrow Oh dude We might be due for hawking We're so close Harrison Ford

we're so close who so close that go ahead Deutsch Hermione Granger Hermione Granger

Hmmioen Come on Hank Hank Come on Hank Let's go with Jamie Lynn Spears Oh Derek Jeter

Dude Give me Hawking Give me triple Hawking Stephen Hawking that's a good play though yeah yeah obviously in the algorithm Taylor Swift

close George Clooney I'll go I'll go on Titus's uh give me triple James Earl Jones oh fuck Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce

oh fuck I get so disappointed every time Cheryl Crow Army Hammer You have a taste for scabs Rebecca Romaine I'm gonna pull a big out of someone gets this shit dude

Owen Wilson You won't kid it Fuck I went old school on our ass FDR Morgan Freeman I like that Good call Mark Wahlberg

Oh, close Elizabeth Olson Denzel Washington Megan Fox Aaron They know something in that other room Jet Lee came up and Chey fist pumped

That is like a W You're down so much Elizabeth Hurley close the spy that shagged me yeah you could try the shagmi

yeah that's good Deutsch just talk to us yeah I don't talk to me we're gonna go two more rounds after this

any celebrity any celebrity will do two more rounds after this Deutsch talk to me Deutsch it's just you and Kyle

come on you and Dean talk to Dean I don't think I have anything after Elizabeth come on come on

any celebrity well that was what PFT said That's the last one That was the last one Oh you're right Come on Deutsch Um

I need Doge Deutsch Brown-haired guy Rosie O'Donnell Yeah Kind of Which in her own respect

She's a good looking woman Yeah She's time All right Second last round Mike Myers Matt

Matt Damon Matt Damon Oh, close Daniel Radcliffe Leonardo DeCapture Daniel Radcliffe had a drinking problem During the Harry Potter movies Did he? Can you believe that? Is that right? That piece of shit again

That he had a play called Equis where he was ass naked Did he fuck a horse in that? Leonardo DiCaprio He didn't necessarily have a huge penis either Ben Affleck. He was showing that thing off But he fluffed though Oh who said Affleck.

I did it. Yeah. But Jennifer Garner? Pretty crazy. That's pretty crazy. Cating. Thank you. Thank you, guys.

You should probably take your dick out. Really? You got to like fuck one of these guys in this room. But we always do on the case. If you end up, but not if you don't want to. Only if you really fucking wants to. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Only if you're like madly crazy. Tom Brady. Close. Close. Thank you, Hank. Thank you, Hank. Paul McCartney. Sad guess.

Oh, bad. That's his opposite. Come on, Deutsch. Come on, Deutsch. Come on, George. Yeah. Win it for us. Is it the second last round?

Doge. Doge just think of anything. Any celebrity. Come on, Deutsch Got this, Deutsch Take your time Doge, come on, Doge Let's take him

Listen to yours So soft Roseanne Barr Which To most people She didn't look like much But to me She was a handsome woman

We're gonna go with fucking Jeremy Renner It's a great guy So close So last round Last round Christian Bale Oh

On his ass DJ show me Vince Vaughn Oh Oh no So fucking close Oh my god You're right there Owen Wilson

Oh Oh so That guy Being close I was Julia Roberts That guy Julia Roberts

Oh That's not a real person I know like It can be go again KB go again I can't count Thank you yes It looks like he's having an allergic

beer for me go Oh You're so close All right Hold on Wait are you up Yeah I'm up All right

Jennifer Anderson Oh So close So close So close So close So fucking close Robert Downey Jr.

That's a good guess. Oh, so cool. Man, fuck this motherfucker, dude. We have three guesses last. Come on, Nick. Jackie Chan. Mm-hmm. Oh, Jay.

Same letter. Jay, oh, J.C. Same era. Guys, I got a great guess. Okay. Great guess. Nick Cage. Oh.

I like it I like it a lot love it oh all right last one when it's got to be a guy I think it's got to be a guy do I think it's got to be a guy doy george any man come on do this would be the greatest moment yeah guess what do we're talking to Mike you are a guest here yeah he already said Nick Cage you could say like John Goodman you could say other men let's narrow it down do you think it's a boy or girl Chris Evans, it's probably a boy. All right, so it's probably a boy. All right.

Does this boy, is he a African-American boy, or is he a white boy? Judge, does this crowd? Probably not. He says a white boy. What? He's an old white boy. You could do. Old white boy or young white boy? You could do like, probably a spry white boy.

Spry white. If I had to guess, it would probably be a spry white. So who's one of the spry white? Does you have Shalamah? Shalembe? Shalem white. You want to go shallemois? Doge

Give us Whatever Shame Glenn Powell What are you thinking Doge I think is Chris Evans Give us five names

If any of the five Just rapid fire Doge go ahead Whenever you're ready The sprys boys No Rapid fire No rush

Rapid fire Doge just give us one No don't actually Sprite white boy Actually wait a little bit This is a no win Yeah No, it's

No, you know, we can We're not live. We could edit this, T.J. Right? Cut this. We'll cut this. We could do it. We could edit this and react.

George, if you're wrong, we'll cut it. We'll cut it. You don't have to worry about it. You're going to be fucking wrong. Are you thinking about a dark-haired white guy, light-haired white guy, blonde white guy? Jeff Hornacek.

That's a good one. That's one. That's right. Keep going. Keep going. Show us Jeff Hornacex, T-J. Oh It was a very spry

Oh no What do you have four more You guess four more He's got four more Keep going Deutsch It's whatever comes to hours Dan Marley Dan Marley's a good one

Keep going Just go Stream of Conscious Mario Ellie Yep Yep Matt Harpering Go girl here

Go girl here Let's go girl Go girl Go girl Rihanna Redhead Who redhead What's your name

Jessica Chastain Cascia Jessica Chastin Jessica Chastin You got to say Chastin Lindsay Lohan Say Chastain You got say Chastain

You got say Chastain Joyce you don't have to do anything they say You're doing whatever If you get this kid It's going to pull a stick out Thank you a lot Thank you

You really appreciate it Chastage. Trust a correct. Say it. Say it. Say it. If it's fucking chastate. Whoa.

Oh! That was so close. Close. That was so close. Damn it. Or so. Go for a Deutsch. Same.

Yeah. Same torso. Hey. Hey. Hey. No, it's on Deutsch. He's got two more guests. Deutsch.

Doge. You got some picks. You got two more gases, Doyce. And I know. Deuts. Say. That to end the gas.

No, Deuts. What the. I know say I thought we were doing this to end I know what about a black king I'm with you what about a black king they can think it's like Morgan Freeman again Larry Nance Jackson Larry Nance is a great one Larry Nance Jr. yeah oh so close back to oh my God yeah back to back so morning Alonzo morning's good got to be Alonzo Titus so close do you have a certain feeling on 90 centers because I

certainly do. Yeah, I do as well. Yeah, of course. Well, I think Hakeem Elishel. Keem O'Elege one. Yeah. Who's ever played the game. Footworks immaculate.

The dream. I think he was the best to ever play basketball. I don't disagree. Is that up for debate? Is it like, could he be the best? No, I think that he definitely is. His size and his agility will never see it again. How tall do you think he actually was?

7-1. Is it up for debate? No, he was maybe like 6-9, 6-10. That's what I was, that's what I said. Yes, I heard him. You think his size was overreported? That's what I said. What did I say?

No, I just don't think he was that tall. I said 6-8, 6-9, yeah. There was no measuring tape. Well, he was from Nigeria. Right. He couldn't find a pair of shoes that really fit him. Right. Why?

Well, I think in the 80s, you had trouble trying to get into a pair of shoes. And I thought, yeah, he couldn't get into a pair of shoes that really did. Yeah, that's right. He's my favorite player of all time. I think he's my favorite player of all time. I think he could be in the goat running. He didn't sucking his thumb. And I'm sure if you wanted to wrestle around with him, he probably would have been.

He probably did that. He was a down ass dude. He's alive. He's alive. We ran into him in Chicago. Harry and Tubman. Me and Max, yeah. Harriet Tubman.

Put up Harriet Tubman. He looked like he was like seven feet tall. Yeah, I can't get rid of these sickups. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Yeah, let's spin the wheel. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Thank you for tuning in to the case race. That was actually the most fresh thing that we could.

What a time. What a, what a... Such a fun case race. T.J., good case race. I think it's the giggilyest case race here. Cateick, send him out with the song. Giggle these nuts. Oh, nice.

He's about to throw up. He is. Get the blue tent. Come on, Katie. Can he go erupt in the blue tent. erupted in the blue tent for Danny you do we blow it with Jackie we did yeah yeah I sounded like fucking I say girl one lose you guys are over fuck that bumped me the fuck out oh fucking Brandon Brad I've got to put these nuts on your chin boy

Brandon has been in no really so he's a sleep guy's head on his pillow bro I think Brandon's sleeping here tonight oh is he want to you want to go tuck him in Oh, I'm going to tuck him in. All right, let's spin the wheel to that wheel. Oh, man. I need some pizza. You need some pizza and ice cream. Oh, no.

Zibian. All right. Thank you, everyone. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. It's the act Get your straws, yeah, style

and tape for a while, it's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop to do a Yankeeslaw. It's the act. It's the act.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody, stay safe out there. You can hear your Kedek screaming in the background still. We love you guys. Have a good break. Also, tomorrow, Chef Donnie and Jersey Jerry are doing another blind and deaf cooking stream. And also tomorrow at night starts the Black Friday, Sabre Monday. sale. So make sure right now to go check that out because we got some really cool stuff dropping Monday. We're dropping the coolest product in Yak merch history. So stay tuned for that.

All right. Have a good Thanksgiving weekend. We love you guys so much. Stay safe. Zah. Say bye. Peace up. Peace up. Peace up. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Peace. Love you guys. Bye.