The Yak - Catching Up With The World's Greatest Watch Salesman | The Yak 6-1-23

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

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I felt like Jeff Hardy and his brother. Yes, Edge. Hey, boys. Best day. First day of the summer is so awesome. Is that what today is? I mean, it's June 1st. It's not actually the first day of the summer.

21st is the first day of the summer? This is it. Oh, yeah. I tweeted out today is a top three weather day of the entire year in New York City. Pretty good. It is the most perfect. No wind. I hate wind.

No wind. It's not too hot. It's not humid. Everyone good. It is the most perfect. No wind. I hate wind. No wind. It's not too hot. It's not humid. Everyone's in a good mood out there. We got to shoot something in the park this morning. There is a finite amount of summers that you get in your life. If you live in an area that experiences the seasons, you have to be soaking this shit up.

You're dwindling on your number of summers that you'll ever be able to experience. And if you don't jump into the pool and fucking splash that bitch on the first day, I'm talking about that country smell. I'm talking about stepping down on the pavement and it wiggles a little bit because the asphalt is so hot that it moves underneath your foot. I'm talking about finding new friends, new experiences, new love. Summertime, dude. This shit is fucking lit.

Get up from your desk right now and leave your job and don't come back. Ever. Helicopter your dick. Drive away. Helicopter your penis. As you do all that. As you do that. Sass, are you morose today?

What does that mean? Seem morose. I don't know what that means. Sad, he's depressed, he's bummed. I'm not depressed or sad. I'm just in a nasty, nasty mood. The doldrums? He's morose. I don't know what that means. Sad, he's depressed, he's bummed. I'm not depressed or sad. I'm just in a nasty, nasty mood. The doldrums? He's morose.

No, it's just I have a long day. Morose as fuck. I just got a lot of shit going on. You're wearing your Laberna Den shoes. These shoes are fucking awesome. I don't think they look very good. I don't think they're the most stylish shoes, but my God, are they comfortable? I don't even think you're supposed to wear them with socks, but I'm not really a pants and no

socks guy. That feels a little weird. I like you knowing what kind of guy you are. These are so light. Where did you get them? They slip right on. They slip. I would have believed you. They attach, too. It's not a slip-on.

It's not a slip-on that struggles to stay on. It's a slip-on that stays on. I could run in these things if I wanted to. I got them at TJ Maxx. Really? How do they throw? Do they throw pretty good if you hucked it across the room? Dude, they throw good because the bottom is like a real shoe, but the top is a slipper. They're so light. Canvas. It looks like a nice canvas. The Native Americans will be proud of you wearing that beautiful. It's called Hey Dudes.

It's a moccasin, though. It looks like a little bit of a moccasin. It does look like a little bit of a moccasin. Nickelodeon show. I know. Moccasin? Hey Dude. Fresh as hell.

We have several options today, and I wonder which one y'all want to take. I think the interns are fresh in the office. Bring their bitch asses in here. You can always go that route or or, and I saved this for this show, there's darts drama. I think we need to get into that shit first because who do you think of? You heard about the darts drama? Who do you think of when you think of the darts

videos? Kate? Darts, darts, darts. And who said that? Max. Max. Max, Max, Max. He is the face of darts at this company. He is. Greer is the backbone. Greer is the CEO of darts. And who said that? Max. Max. Max, Max, Max. He is the face of darts at this company. He is. Greer is the backbone. Greer is the CEO of darts. He's the engine.

Max is the marketing arm of darts. He is the forward-facing. He's the tip of the dart. He is the tip of the dart. You don't pierce the board without Max. He's failing on darts. He's going to Avalon with Jack McCarthy. He's going to a beach house instead of going to darts.

They have planned darts for a year. For him, basically. There's 130 people going. I wonder, yeah, but not anymore. What would you rather do? They planned it for a year, Sass. And the weather's supposed to be 66 and raining in Avalon this morning. Ah, what?

It's the boys. Jack McCarthy is just going along for the ride, whatever. But Max is the face of darts. I think Jack McCarthy went last year. I'm sure he did. He's going with Max. He's not going to darts. Yeah, that's not good.

Are people mad? I think there's also some deception. He cloaked it in a move. He said he's going to Philly, but he's not going to Philly. Ah, liar. This is a... That boy's a liar. Oh, Big Cat, but he's not going to Philly. Ah, liar. This is a... That boy's a liar. Big Cat, we're...

That boy's a liar. We're diving into... We got drama, Big Cat. Darts drama. Oh, yeah. Starring your guy. Oh, yeah, we just actually just finished talking about that. Max doesn't like darts anymore.

He's the face of darts. He doesn't like darts. And he lied to get out of it. Yeah, he doesn't like darts. He abandoned, like, his men. He's like if Henry Hudson just, like, jumped off the ship darts he doesn't like darts and he lied to get out of it yeah he doesn't like darts he abandoned like his men he's like if henry hudson just like jumped off the ship and fucking exactly that's what i was saying earlier kind of a henry hudson-esque move now he's saying darts has become but he made it that way he just he they like invited everybody to the second year of darts

right what's up sash You're running those shoes back? I pretty much just did a free ad for them, but these are the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn. How's it going off real easy again like you did? You want me to flip them off again? Or just show how good they throw. You said they throw really good. I'm not going to throw them because I don't want to disrespect them,

but, I mean, dude, feel these. Don't know you're going to throw them. These are light. That was the rig he was going to flip. Yeah. How about the h going to throw them. These are light. I was going to say he was going to throw them. Yeah. How about the huck that? Yeah. These are light. Like Tom Sawyer's boy.

I mean, flexible. Just a great, great chill shoe. You could dress it up, too. Great dress-up shoe. Good to wear around the house. Maybe if you're cleaning. My God, do I freaking love them. Use code SASS. house maybe if you're cleaning my god do i freaking love them use code sass

but i'm putting out posting the show i am not sponsored by them um what's up how's everyone doing how's everyone feeling i'm still full i haven't eaten a meal since yesterday yep so you're on a fast i woke up full i feel absolutely horrendous I think I'm retiring from the bread game. No. No, you can. I mean, someone could beat your record and then maybe that'll pull you back in, but you would need hard visual evidence of someone going into Le Bernardin and having

21 pieces of bread. Well, I'm nervous now because Kate put a little bug in my ear that makes me very nervous. Well, for those who don't know... Is the beef going to go for it? When you guys got back yesterday, Brandon was like, Big Cat got a little treat for you. And I was like, oh, my God, is it a piece of bread?

Is it a piece of cake? Like, I would have been thrilled with whatever. It was, I'll say it, a $500 gift card to Laverna Den for me and the beef. But you might have messed up because... If he goes for my record, I will never talk to him. You're going to fund him breaking your own record? I will never talk to Katie. And have you seen...

The Beav's a man who can put bread down. Yeah. He likes bread. He's a bread guy. Yeah, his body type is exactly what you don't want to see in Laverne O'Den. Listen. Sturdy.

Listen. I understand. Yeah, actually, it is funny because when... Like, PFT obviously Has been friends with the B For a very long time And like all the Hard factor guys

When I met them all I was like Does PFT have a type It was like They all looked They all look exactly the same Yeah and like me Like it's just like

What the fuck Yeah He's a chubby chaser Legit I think he is But yeah if the B Breaks my heart I think he just wants to be

Like the hot the hot rip guy like what's going on here yeah the beef if the beef listen don't i did not enjoy my meal yesterday because i was eating so much bread yeah like these guys left labor and felt great because it's like nice little bites and stuff credit to you you did your meal. I ate my full meal and dessert. He ate an appetizer, a main, and a dessert. And a dessert. And a dessert. And the little cakes that they brought out, too. The bread is phenomenal.

So good. Did the staff say anything this time? Yeah. No, they knew when I came back. The waitress was like, oh, you're back. We've got to get the bread ready. She was trying to leave his bread. Yeah.

They were trying to clear the table, and she told them to leave the bread. Yeah, they're like, don't touch his bread so he's doing something there was a buzz around uh lee bernard and zah as i was the one so i had like 10 waiters around him at once yeah there was a waiter at lee bernard and that was from zimbabwe who yeah did he came up to me after he's also like a huge kentucky sports fan yeah he was saying was saying that he's an AWL fan. Yeah, and he was like, I love listening to you guys on Kentucky sports radio. Yeah, no, it was crazy because he's like from an hour and a half from where my village is from, Cuamoreo.

I mean, it's meeting in New York. Yeah. It's crazy. But it was also like at the beginning, he came up to you. You guys were having a conversation. That was pretty crazy. But by the end of the meal, Zah had four waiters around him and was holding court with multiple waiters.

Dude, what were you talking to them about? What the hell was going on over there? I had all the primos and all that. No, we were just talking. So they know me from soccer. From the soccer stuff. From the back again shit? Yeah.

So we're chatting about that. Hell, yes. Zah, bro, you're international. Stop it. Yeah, you are. No, you Hell yes. You're international. Stop it. Yeah, you are. No, you literally are. You are an international citizen. There's no lies detected.

International Zaha. He's fucking doing it worldwide. Change your Twitter handle to International Zaha. Just the name. And Sass, you got home and you realized how awesome our job is because you took off. I had the same thing. I was cracking up. I was looking in the mirror, undoing my tie.

I just came out from a long shift at the office. I was like, literally all I had to do today was go eat a nice meal. I ate 20 pieces of bread and then I went home and I was like, gotta work, gotta watch Bloodsport. Yeah, it was like time to fucking take a load off yeah if you told 13 year old me yeah hey someday your job is eating too much bread and watching blood sport yeah dude my day was brutal after the fucking bread i had i had to drink with like 23 firefighters and then i had to go to a baseball game and drink more dude it was fucking this gig man it's gonna kill us you met frank, at the baseball game.

Yeah, it was legendary. I came down to his section to pay my respects. You know, he doesn't allow photos most of the time. What? I heard someone say that. They're like, he hasn't allowed photos all day until you came up. During the game or the whole experience? I feel like he doesn't want people coming up during the game.

Yeah, I assume that's it. Did he recognize you? I hope so. He might have just thought I was a big, big fan. That would be funny if he was like, yeah, if you showed him the pictures. Like, oh, that was you? The way that Brandon just, like, someone can yell his name out on the street and he'll just throw up the one.

Well, there was no reason for me to know who that was. Wasn't it Caleb? It was Caleb, yeah. He threw up the Larry Bird one. He changed his voice, though. He didn't change his voice, but I don't know who it was. I think we're going to try to get the greatest watch salesman on the show today. Oh, my goodness.

Yeah. Yesterday was his 40th birthday. Dave put out that video, too, that you were telling us about. Yeah, so funny. Hilarious. People don't know, Mincy's back as a brick watch employee. So not an employee of Barstool Sports. And Dave, when Dave did his negotiations with Mincy, he called him,

told him he wants him to bring the watches to the people of the South, hung up, and then Mincy accidentally butt dialed Dave and was like repeated back to like the person who was in the car with just love, love what I did with the sports book. Dave said, there's an opportunity here for me to make a fuck ton of money. We see the Mincy announcement video. Cause he,

the, the watch Dave gave him that watch two weeks ago and he didn't get it fitted. He's getting it fitted today. Yeah. It's like dangling off his arm. He's, I want to see a video. I want to see him go door to door.

Door to door salesman. Yeah. I think that could work. It's like the Nelk Boy pranks, but it's not a prank. He's actually doing his job. Selling $2,500 watches? Yeah, door to door. Why not?

What neighborhood, though? Anywhere in the south. Look at that. And look, he's standing in front of a sign that says Rebirth. It's perfect. Sure has been a hell of a month, but we're going to close it on my 40th birthday. After a horrible start at the beginning,

great news at the end. I am being re-eyed. He hasn't even mentioned that he has the other one on. First employee for Brick Watch. And I cannot't even mention that he has the other one on, which makes it. First employee for Brick Watch. And I cannot be more happy about it. This month has been so hard on me. His spirit is going to fall off. But stupid and honest mistake at the beginning of the month.

It cost me so dearly. He's also. Oh, he's got. I didn't even see he had the other watch. I didn't notice that. The two of them all equally don't fit. The support I got from Dave and Big Cat and Eric and Ardeni and everyone at Barstool. Baggy watches could catch up. I didn't even see he had the other watch. I didn't notice that. I just had two of them on there. They equally don't fit. Baggy watches couldn't catch on.

Yeah. It's been really hard on me. They're the most frustrating thing to wear. But anyone that knows my character knows that me having to look online and see nothing but my name with the racial slur. We play the end of Dave's video because that one with Mincy just, he's so beautiful. He's a beautiful man. I do like him speaking passionately about his own character, though. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I mean, he's got great character. He's down but never out. There's also just the picture of him sitting at the table, his birthday dinner table, by himself with a couple balloons over his head. And it's the cutest photo i've ever seen in my entire life i think it's on his twitter but it's like i can't explain it but it's the most adorable 40 years i don't know it looks like a little kid it's like it's like a five-year-old sitting at the table just cheesing under his balloons he is a little kid i fucking love him so much he's got to run 10kK with watches on. Oh, my God.

We need to get him a trench coat that he can open up and have all the watches down the inside of the trench coat. We're just, like, going around the sip, bro. I also want to try to incept Mincy because he brought his producer as well. I think they should probably unionize brick watch employees. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Stupid not to. Well, I. Yeah. Stupid not to.

Well, I'm working on getting over there. What? To brick watches? Yeah. To brick watches. They're paying so damn good. I know. The benefits are so damn lucrative.

Was it 110, he said? I don't know what he said. He probably, yeah. Probably going to tell everyone. Well, I mean, plus bonuses. His bonus structure is probably fat. One watch, you get probably fucking a percentage of that. Yeah.

All right, here's Mincy calling Dave back. He's like, I can't hire you for barstool. Oh, no. But he honestly talks to me. It's a flip watch. You've seen that. Who's he talking to? He's like, I own a 100% flip watch. It's not very bad. Who's he talking to? So when was this?

This is like a month ago or like three weeks ago. It was just like right after he got fired dave is truly tickled yeah i was thinking when dave told me a few weeks ago this was going down i was thinking about maybe hiring buying ads from min Mincy for just me. Every video, he's got to be like, Dan Katz is the greatest man I know. Just a great guy. Get me into the South. Propaganda. Right.

A big cat just be like, yeah, this guy, he's the best person ever. You need to have him flying in the second seat of a plane that has a banner with your name behind it. A beach town or some shit like that bring me to the south fucking show promo through him door-to-door promo fucking oh there he is oh the number one watch salesman in the south has joined us on the yak with my great fitting watch oh you got a fit no you didn't no no we're going this afternoon okay okay so mincy uh first of all congrats on the deal uh what's the plan of action here

what oh actually i should say happy first of the month wake up wake up you got anything you want to say about the first of the month yeah yeah we won't be doing any karaoke rap songs on it okay i'll tell you that okay so what uh what's the plan for brick watch because i think i already saw people are buying it yeah so a few things to get into um you were talking about that video i i can't believe that pocket dollar dave thing i mean that's even by my standards that's just absurd uh that that was actually on may the 13th uh he called me so it was about 10 days after i got let go uh he he called me and i was actually in north carolina visiting my sister and niece and nephew then in the mountains and uh he he you know y'all saw the whole phone call but that was when

it was uh i was pretty sure after that phone call, I knew what I wanted to do. As far as the brick watch plans, I mean, I asked Dave, I was like, you know, like, what do you expect on this job? I'm out here slinging watches in the street. He said, no, Mincy, it's like more about brand awareness. So it's like, I still want you doing shows and videos and everything you do, just pump brick watch instead of the Barstool Sports or Sportsbook.

But, you know, we're going to get real creative. I mean, I've got a lot of people approaching me, like staffing companies and all kinds of stuff. And, you know, I think it's kind of more of a creative freedom thing. But so far the response yesterday was unbelievable. It was. I can't say, like, I mean, I was a little emotional in that video in front of the

gleason statue but y'all know how it is i mean when you're in the public eye there's always going to be some haters and there were literally none yesterday and uh i think i can't say enough about dave you know having my back here i'm up in a really really sticky situation what um so we are live by the way people are saying that we need to make that live right now. Um, wrap, wrap karaoke. I think we're okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Right. Right. Well, yeah. Yeah. We could. So watch sales. Have you, do you have sales experience? Oh, I, I do have a little sales experience in that when I started doing sports radio,

I have like a 50% commission sales deal and I was making like no money other than that. So, I mean, I've, you know, sold a lot of radio ads for my shows back in the day. So I guess that's, I mean, that's got to count as something. What's your commission structure? You have a commission structure on the bricks? I feel like that's something worth talking about with Dave. Yeah, no, he, well, I mean, we've got kind of a loose contract agreement, but we've talked about everything, and he's basically just like,

look, these things sell. You're going to be compensated. And Dave Portnoy's a guy that I always believe him. He's a man of the word. Honest guy. He's an honest guy. So I believe Dave too, obviously. Honest guy, loyal guy.

Have you thought, though, maybe now you have your producer as well working for Brick Watch to protect yourself and your producer, maybe starting a union? I don't know that I've thought about the union thing. Just think about it. If you don't, he could just fire you at any time. Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, he could, but I feel like as long as I stay out of you don't, he could just fire you at any time. Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, he could,

but I feel like as long as I stay out of scandalous stuff, I think I'm going to be okay. But you, I mean, you're like Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes. Scandalous stuff finds you. It's going to happen, so we need to protect ourselves with a good union, a strong union. Yeah, I think I definitely am a lightning rod. That's true.

Will you sell a brick watch to lane kiffin oh i hope we can give a brick watch no no no you're day one on the job and you're giving them away now we sold we had a pretty good sales day yesterday uh we sold a few uh i'm feeling like I said, I think the response has been really, really good, and I'm optimistic. These things about the watch sales is certainly, you know, I always grew up, I dreamed of being a watch salesman. Yeah. That's exactly where I thought I'd be at 40.

What about, so college baseball is going to take a big hit without you being an ambassador this summer. Any plans? Like I know I already saw the ratings. They're down without you there. So what's the plan going forward with that? It's just watches now, right? Look, I'm not ruling out showing up in Omaha.

I fly out to Vegas tomorrow. I'm in Vegas and out west till like july the 20th i mean it's a long look going out look i've said this forever summertime going out west is like the american dream i mean i just something i've said that forever yep yeah that's always a thing and uh i'm gonna try to you know i'm gonna be working for poker go for six weeks but they're giving me freedom i'm gonna try to pop up in omaha and uh you know so i wouldn't say the college baseball stuff is uh totally dead by any stretch am i backing you in the world series of poker you haven't told me i told you i'm still in yeah no i talked to my guys they are gonna are gonna get back to me and figure out you're

gonna get piece of the main for sure and we're trying to figure out some more of these packages uh they're it's being discussed today. Don't squeeze me out. No, we won't do. Big cat. I feel like I'm being squeezed out. No, no. We're actually squeezing you in.

Oh, okay. I'd rather be squeezed in than squeezed out. That's the hell of a line. Yeah. I got one, Mincy. I got a question. And this might grind Brandon's gears, but I think it's something we have to face. And I want to get my hands on this question.

Is there a rivalry about who's the true king of the south now? Because it feels like the king has kind of returned to his throne, and Brandon had kind of claimed that throne, but it had been abdicated. So is there a power struggle right now as far as who is the true king of the south? I'm going to let Brandon answer this first. Ooh. He asked you, Ben Mintz.

You're the guest. Okay. But you're right. I just don't think that the king of the South is really at stake here. I mean, he works for a watch company. I work for Barstool Sports. He lives in the South. And he's also going door to door.

His dream is to go out West. That's just summer. Every summer we go out West. He's also the number one employee. Yeah, the summer World Series of Poker and College World Series. It's the World Series squared every summer. It's perfect. And what's the one thing people need more than anything else in life?

Time. All right. And Mince has that. Wow. I think this is going to be a situation where we're going to have to remake air and be like, you know, Jordan made Nike. Mince made Brick Watch. When you think of Brick Watch, you think of Ben Mince.

Right. Anonymous. He's a Sonny Vaccaro and the Michael Jordan. He's playing both roles. Yeah, I'm thinking like Bricked Up could be a thing. Yeah. Yeah, like if I have like a big chip stack at the World Series of Poker, I'm bricked up, you know?

You should. Let's do a little brainstorming on ideas right now. Let's do it. I'm all for it. My first idea, Mitch, was having a plane with a banner behind it, and you're riding in the second seat of the plane. It's like a little private plane or something like that, and we're filming you.

We're going to have to sell a lot of watches to make that happen. No, the planes are cheap. A plane with a banner behind it costs less than a brick watch. It's a marketing cost. It is. It really doesn't cost that much. It's honestly probably true. The brick watches are 20% off right now,

so maybe that's not true right now. Okay. What about, Mincy, what about, like, you kind of like Billy Madison, you go back to school, and the real, like, story here is that you're just always on time. You always get there on time in the morning. It's just like we see Mincy. He's never late for anything. You can count on him.

He's got a brick watch. Yeah, right. Yeah, that's pretty funny i've already done the go back to school at 30 or 31 so why not 40 or 41 you know yeah i know we're brainstorming but i gotta ask a question so this thing with dave went down a couple weeks ago and he sent you a watch you didn't think to get it sized before now well no i was so what happened was he sent him to new orleans and i was in the Carolina. I did a 20-day run that was like South Carolina, North Carolina, SEC turning, saw my mom and dad, went to Panic in Jackson.

Sounds like the king of the South to me. Oh, yeah. I don't like Brandon. Brandon's getting a 20-day run, Brandon. Brandon's getting negative. I wasn't negative. That was a question. Oh, you're getting negative.

I had quite a good – I had an awesome – you know, all things considered, I had quite a good time last month. Brandon, you – So what's your official title at Brick Watch? Like content supervisor. At a sales? Yeah. I can command.

VP? CFO? CFO. Okay, I'm going to have to ask Dave that. I'm not really sure. You can just come up with your own title. You got to do it. Yeah, yeah.

I guess, I mean – I mean, Ben, I don't want to – I don't want to swing under that. I'm not really sure. You can just come up with your own title. You got to do it. Yeah, yeah. I guess, I mean. I mean, Ben, I don't want to swing at a pitch for you. What's Jay's VP of football? I don't want to swing at a pitch for you, but you just need to make your title king of the south, and then you would win. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

I got another. Do you have hiring power? Because I'm looking to make some moves. I'm looking to get over to Brick Watch if possible. Well, I am thinking about Brick Watch. So one thing I am thinking about that I think would be really funny, and I'll bring this up on here. I can't wait to hear Brandon's reaction.

So I'm thinking about coming out with like a play off the WCW NWO shirts, but BWO, like Brick Watch order. And then maybe like the BWO, we try to get some people to defect from barstool to bwo like almost certain that's a porn acronym isn't it speaking of i feel like that's one of the best ways to get publicity to this is like if you gotta hire publicity yeah well i i think that i think that one of the things that gets launches careers if you look at paris hilton if you look at kim kardashian you look at Ray J, I think it's a sex tape.

I think that having a sex tape where you're wearing nothing but a brick watch. You come on the watch. You come on the watch. You're like, I always come on time. Yeah. Nut on your watch. It's just nut all over his watch. Sounds like a good idea.

Look at that brick watch. I like that. That's a good one look at that brick wash in perfectly honest him i like that that's a good one would you do it my face is like lobster red i don't know what about what about uh maybe like uh opening up a store brick and mortar brick house and mortar brick and mortar brick wash store yeah i was thinking brick of the day uh I mean, that's a pretty obvious thing with bad shots. Though time stuff, I think there's a lot of stuff with the time and the watch plays that could be really funny too. What's the depth the brick watch can go to if I'm a scuba diver?

I probably need to figure out how to have a watch fit oh i probably need to learn how to have a watch actually fit me before i can tell you yeah water resistant these are people scratch what's the warranty like we need the answers to these if you're going to be detailed yeah we need we need details i think i think we need to have like an on camera me and dave uh you know informational video where dave teaches me all this stuff. Yeah, where is HQ located? I guess it's HQ1, right? Yeah, it's New Orleans. I mean, I feel like HQ is just, you know, it's a mindset.

Oh, okay. Alright. That's a strong response to that. You gotta be wearing one at all times, though. We can't have pictures of Mincy in the wild without, and that's why you gotta get it fitted, and that's why you have to have multiple colors. This afternoon, I'm going to, he sent me, I'm taking a few of them with me to to vegas for uh for poker i'm gonna be going hard after the poker world to sell them too because there's no

one in in the world that like high stakes poker players 2k means less to them than almost anybody in the world oh we're gonna sell some to the people you also got to put it like in front of your chip stack you got to have an extra one that you put it like in front of your chip stack you got to have an extra one that you can just rest in front of your chip stack tell everyone it's your lucky brick watch yeah what if i show up to the main with like two on each hand you know yes strong yeah people will be like who the fuck is this or side action where you're like hey if i smoke you in this like if i have what i say i have in this hand you got to buy a brick watch or something like that force other guys hands i don't know yeah i just i in this hand. You got to buy a brick watch or something like that. Force other guys' hands.

I don't know. Yeah, I mean, maybe if they have to buy it. That's what I mean. They have to buy it. They have to buy it. If you win the World Series of Poker, will you stay with brick watch? Yes, for sure. Okay.

Okay, that's good to know. I think that's the thing with working for Dave and with you guys. I mean, obviously. You don't work with us anymore. Just so we're clear. Yeah, our work. You're right. I don't and with you guys, like, I mean, I don't... You don't work with us anymore. We're clear. You're right. I don't work with you. There's a watch salesman that we happen to know. There's a watch salesman that has a friendly relationship

still, I think. Yes. No, I think getting to work for Dave is... I mean, obviously, this is America. We all want way more money. I'm not saying that, but you know, I think this is, you know, if I had unlimited money, I'd still want to do it.

I think you need to set up a phone line that people can call in and do their orders. And we could, we'll, we'll tweet it out. We'll put it out on the act. People can call mints, order a watch. Oh, I get, I need to sit down and brain. Like, this whole thing's been such a whirlwind. I love the brainstorming.

Just keep coming with ideas, please. Okay. Okay. What other ideas? Watch. Can you bring the daily reports back? Yeah, daily reports. Oh, it's morning.

I know this. At least, hey. Well, I don't even want to say anything. I got nothing to say. Hey, what's the biggest clock in the world? Big Ben, right? Big Ben. Big Ben.

But now there's a new Big Ben in town. Oh! And that's you, brother. Maybe we get you out to England and have you throw some brick watches through the face of Big Ben and just absolutely shatter it, destroy it. What about throwing just bricks? Yes, yes, yes. Thank you.

Something like that. You throw bricks at Big Ben, and the slogan is, there's a new Big Ben in town, and it's you with the big brick watches on. Something like that. I don't know. You're on one today, Roan. You are on one today, Roan. Oh, yes.

Or who else has bricks? Colombian drug dealers. Oh. I'm not going to say who. I'll never say who, but I heard someone yesterday say, I've gone from selling bricks to selling bricks again. Wasn't me. Couldn't have been me.

You sold cocaine? Wasn't me. I heard in the streets someone went saying, I went from selling bricks to selling bricks. Yeah, if you get that in a rap song or something like that. Couldn't have been me. That's new information. Yeah.

I didn't know that about Ben. Like bricks, too, not like eight balls or like bottles. He was moving bags. I don't even know what they were. He was catapulting bricks over the border. Double up. Damn. Oh, my God, Mintz. All right, right well anything else mincy yeah i just want to say like this month

man uh at least there's a new one but just uh dan especially you you dave and erica's support was just so unbelievable through this whole deal and uh you know all of our stole too uh obviously i said it in the video i mean it's not an easy thing for anyone that knows me to have to see every single article written about me is talking about what happened. And the support I got from all y'all at Barstool and family and friends and stoolies was just so unbelievable across the board the last month that it really kept me upbeat and got me through it.

And I'm so excited about whatever the next 40 years holds. I think we're off to a good start. What about you were trending every day, though. That had to be cool. Yeah, that was cool. Yeah, I just know, I guess. Yesterday, at least, it was positive, though. Yeah, yeah.

That roller coaster I had at the end of the Barstool time, that week with the Yak 10K. Yeah. And then the non-live show and then whatever happened i mean that was that was about as wild as i i it gets it was quite something all right well mincy will be in touch uh we'll think of more ideas i do think you running a mile time by the brick watch on the yak we're happy to do that um. I'll be getting back to you on the poker in the next day or two.

Just so you know, this one we had you on to announce that you are a Brickwatch salesman. Any future time you're on the Yak, you will have to pay because you are... It's an advertiser. It's an advertiser. You will have to start paying us.

Can we work that into our poker deal maybe? That's a personal deal with him. I'm saying coming on the Yak So you will have to start paying us. Can we work that into our poker deal maybe? Maybe. No, that's a personal deal with him. That's a personal deal. I'm saying like coming on the Yak, you will have to pay an advertising fee. You'll have to talk to sales. We can get you in touch with someone. Yeah.

You get a corporate card from Dave and you should be good to go. Just charge that up. I feel like the brick watch deal is going to be a little less corporate than the Barstool one. It's just fine. That's not how we do business here. What was the most corporate part of you working at barstool one. That's not how we do business here. What was the most corporate part of you working at barstool? I got no comment

whatsoever. Thank you, Mincy. Brick watch salesman. Not cocaine, which he used to do. That's old. He used to sell bricks of cocaine. Who would have thought?

He used to sell bricks. Now he to sell bricks and cocaine. Now he's selling bricks. Old bricks. Who would have thought? He used to sell bricks. Now he's selling bricks. That wasn't me. Look, y'all put words in my mouth. I overheard that on the street, and it was not out of my mouth. About you. Yeah, but it was about you.

Well, not about me. Well, we heard. Someone else said they did it. That was what I heard. Are you saying Dave? Did your producer sell bricks? No. It wasn't him. It was Joe. I wonder if Mincy was just like a drug kingpin.

I think I would get popped faster than any individual in history. No, you're like a genius behind closed doors. Nothing I can do, but there's nothing I can do quietly. I could see you going into a drug deal and there being a massive shootout and everybody else dies and you just walk away with all the drugs. He's like Forrest Gump and the shrimp. Yes, 100%. He just stumbles into being the best of all time. All right, Mincy.

Thanks, man. We'll talk to you later. All right. See ya. Thank you, Big Dad. All right. He closes his computer and he looks up and he's like, we're going to have to kill everyone on the act. No, too much. I said too much. You up and he's like, we're going to have to kill everyone on the act. No too much.

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They got custom balls, too. Custom balls. Brandon's either playing with the Chicago Bulls or New York Knicks version. Oh, Brandon. Third time's the charm. Third time's the charm. That's it. Got it.

Nice. Nailed it. Let Sassy get a chance, though. Sassy's the true golfer, but he has no short game. His hey, dude golf shoes. They're going to fucking... They're going to sell one. Rolex better be worried.

Yes, big time. That'd be funny if Rolex offered Mincy like a million dollars. Poach him. I could see that. It'd be so funny if people just start buying expensive shit as a goof. Yeah, just because they love Mincy. That video had over 8 million views yesterday and nearly 20,000 likes.

Literally viral, he said. Literally viral. Boop. Oh, no. What's your time to do? It's the carpet. The carpet's a little... I hit on the third one, though.

Here's your third one. You didn't get close. I told you this guy. Sass has no short game. You also made it a lot closer there. There's no way I did it. Spends more time in the sand than Kirk Karai. Karch.

That's why I say Karch. Karch. Do you understand that there's a... I can't... Hit it harder, man. You can't see? Hitting it harder is not what I need to do. You need to hit it to the left.

You've missed it to the right every single time. There's a break here. Hit it through the break. With your tailor-made putter. Come on, sass. Oh, team. All right, let me get a shot. The carpet does break.

The carpet does break. I'll give you that. Show us how it's done, big cat. Fucking sass. I did make it. I thought you were a stick, sassy. That's going over here. I was going to hit hard enough.

Ooh. I always split the... Okay. How about the other two balls? He definitely moved closer. Yeah. Oh, what about now? He's easily influenced.

Oh. Too much pace. A little bit too much pace. Too much pace. If you lay it up short, that's, you know. That's smart play. No problem with that. Not that far left.

Oh. All right, Kate. Step up, Kate. I'm going to. Are you wearing a MILF shirt? Yeah, it's the Fourth of July sale coming up. David. I love freedom.

Okay. I feel. Okay. TaylorMade the best. TaylorMadeGolf.com Your golf game is going to thank you Quiet the mind Quiet the stroke Oh You haven't gotten close Quiet the stroke. I'm not thinking about anything. I'm not even looking.

Oh. Three times a child. You haven't gotten close. He just did not think and did not look. You haven't done it well enough. Who are these bros here? Who are these interns? Let's get interns in here. Are those interns?

I have not yet. Oh. Close, close. All right, let me get a shot. Oh, be careful, Brandon. They might just be dudes looking for jobs. Well, his shirt literally says bros. Yeah, no, they're just showing up being like, Brandon. They might just be dudes looking for jobs. They're just showing up. Ebony's giving them a little

bit of an eye. They're getting a little bit of speech. They're interns because they're going upstairs. Yeah, they're going upstairs. Oh, that could be in. Roan. Oh, Roan. Was that first shot?

Wow. Taylor made. Roan. My God. It's always Roan. Very impressive. It's always Roan. Always been Roan.

Fuck with me, man. Have you guys seen that egg that I got on that pipe? Huh? What? Oh, my God. Was that real? I couldn't believe that was real. He threw up an egg on a pipe. He threw an egg on a pipe. He threw an egg up here and it literally landed on a pipe and stayed there. It's still there?

It's the width of the pipe. I mean, I can take you out there and see it. It's still there. Oh, it's still up there. Yeah. Is it real egg? When do you move? Uh, July. We gotta drop one last thing. Oh, I know. Holy fuck.

That was so much fun. We were dropping shit. We got to do one last drop. We got to do like a series of one last drops. Yes. What about a sheet cake? What about my baby? Dress up as a stork and just drop your baby?

A sheet cake would be great. What all did you drop? Keys? Phone, keys, ice cream cone. Yeah. The first thing was iPod or ear pods or some shit. Holy shit, that egg is incredible. Yeah, we threw ice cream.

Ice cream was awesome. What? Oh, so you were holding the cone and Ron dropped his scoop? See if you can find it, TJ. I don't know what you'd search. It was when we were doing the Yak on Sirius during COVID. And then there was that one kid who timed us. Yeah, he came.

Just showed up every day. There was also nothing to do. Nothing to do. Yeah, he was like, this is my whole day cleared as scheduled just to watch us drop one thing. They got mad though too, right? Who? Didn't your building? I don't know.

My building also, yeah. Who cares? Maybe they got mad. Who literally gives one fuck about a stupid ass time? People were just finding stuff to get mad about at that time of life. There's nothing happening. Just banging on pots and pans. Is there still someone doing that, you think?

100%. Oh, God. People don't know the war's over. Going in a cave somewhere. Doing it every day. Letting the world know they support nurses. I'm anti-nurse. Are you? Yeah, big time. And teacher. I like anti-nurse. Are you?

Yeah, big time. And teacher. I like that. Both. Old. Teachers are in their heyday right now. Oh, yeah. School's out.

They're just having tons of time off, fucking living it up. Dude, roving groups of teachers at the bars, they're crazy. They don't mess around And you know they need their space Oh yeah Look at your hair It's June 1st 2020 Exactly

Three years ago That is exactly Three Two One That is exactly fine. Here we go. First try. Three, two, one. That really is awesome. That is cool. That was so awesome.

There's the guy. That guy just showed up every day. He was like, what are you dropping today, boys? Hilarious. I think you dropped the phone, though. Your phone? Yeah, I think so, yeah. It ruled. Was your wife shooting that?

Who was shooting? Who shot that? I don't know. Oh, yeah, this is how it started, the AirPods. Because I left my AirPods and I didn't want to go back up. Okay, wait, wait, wait. I'm sun. I was saying sun. Maybe it wasn't a phone. Maybe it was just this.

It was all white. It was all like the same shape. One, two, three. Yeah! I like the first steps. Trying to get the punt. You got to drop some shit before you move.

You got to. I think we dropped eggs maybe. That was awesome. My wife on my birthday that year, she just had a Mexican street band come and they just started playing outside. They were just singing up. Everybody in the they just, like, started playing outside. Like, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They were just, like, singing up. Everybody in the building just came out and listened to them. It fucking was a weird-ass time.

It was. It was a good time, though. Those first two weeks in quarantine. What were you doing? I was getting hammered and playing Minecraft for, like, 20 hours. Is Minecraft fun when you're drunk? It's easy to play drunk because it's such a low... It makes nothing.

It's a low effort. Yeah, it's not like you... Dude, it's also a game where you're so focused. I'd play with my friends and we just wouldn't talk for like hours at a time, but we'd all be there. Yep. Working together.

Remember my tactical vest? I wore a vest Weighted vest To like try to work out And I just You got jacked off that I ended up looking like An FBI agent At all times

I had like a The mask on Sunglasses Sunglasses And just a huge fucking vest It was hurting my back Like really bad That shit was dangerous

It was But also you looked dangerous Yeah You parallel parked my car during that time. Oh, yeah. Came over to do the radio with you guys. Yeah, Tommy found a lighter. Tommy found a lighter.

That was awesome. Brandon, you came to my apartment. Remember you popped your tires on the street? My tire, yeah, on your street, yeah. Why did you come there? I was taking Casey somewhere. Yeah. And I thought it would be funny.

We were doing Morning Sunshine, and I thought it would be a funny skit. Oh, yeah. If you were like, you said there was a blimp going overhead, and it was me driving by. It sounded funnier back then. It wasn't funny. It didn't work out at all. And then his car tire stopped. It was even funnier than this skit.

It was. It was very funny. Morning Sunshine was quarantined. Yeah. What a show. Like 60. One of my favorite shows of all time. 60 episodes or something.

I don't know. I was new to the green screen because everybody was doing their Zoom backgrounds. And I thought if I stepped back far enough and I lived in a studio apartment and I had to change shirts really quick. You just did it on the show? I stepped back far enough that I didn't know.

Yeah. I looked away. enough that I didn't know. Yeah. I looked away. What a weird time that was. It was a weird time. Were you still at DePaul? I had just dropped out, or I was technically still there. Why the hell did you go to DePaul? Because my sister went to Northwestern.

Smarter than you. By a lot. No, I know the difference between Northwestern and Paul. It's a pretty big gap. While COVID sucked and all that, if they told us every 10 years we're going to take two weeks and just put it down. Oh, it'd be the best.

If we planned that, it would be awesome. Yes. I would do it once a decade. Yes. Once a decade? Dude, I would do it once a year. We should have it once a year. Once a year is a week off.

But you can't go outside. And I have my idea that I still think teams should start doing. They should start playing games that are completely like closed to the public. And you just videotape it and you bury the videotape just in case COVID comes back. Yeah. So like sports. Could you imagine if we could have been like, oh, yeah, we got this game like Shaq and Kobe. Yeah.

Like 2001. Yeah. Playing against the fucking Kings. Yeah. No one knows what happens. Yeah. When unreleased music comes out from like a dead artist. Yeah.

Yeah. Good rule. Unreleased Kobe games. Damn. He just sucks in them though. He puts up like 10 points. Yeah. Like damn, that was uneventful. Yeah puts up, like, ten points. Yeah. Like, damn, that was uneventful.

I like Kobe's old shit. Yeah. When Kobe first came out, he was a legend. Yeah, he had a practice video that just went viral from, like, a workout with the Clippers, like, before he got drafted. Really? Yeah.

Within the Clippers gear? Yeah. That is awesome when players are doing workouts with the teams before the draft and they wind up wearing all the different gear you have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Retrospective looks in them in different uniforms. Yeah, the rivals. It's fucking sweet.

Jay, you got a prop of the month on June 1st? Wake up, wake up. Almost, almost. No, no, no, there's no almost. I didn't officially go prop of the month because it's an alt line and it's a higher alt line.

Did you get a haircut? No, I didn't put gel on my hair today. I think it looks kind of nice like this. What do you think? Are you complimenting yourself? I guess so.

Well, I'm asking for feedback. I think it looks kind of nice like that. Yeah, I think it looks kind of nice like that. Oof. That's fair. He oofed me yesterday

before you guys got here. With what? I walked in, and we were all dressed up, and he said he stopped me. I walked past him. This was not when you first walked in. It was the very first time I walked in. It was not. So I was going to my desk, and you stopped me and said, hey, your hair's going everywhere.

Oh. It was in the back of your head. It looked like you had just fallen asleep and yeah i wanted to tell you to be a friend you oof me if i had that i would want you to tell me about it instead of me walking around like an idiot you would never have that like an idiot like an idiot nothing that on the back the back of your hair doesn't matter it was a nightmare it was i don't know what your hair doesn't matter i'll never never see it. It looked like you fell asleep on the beach for like six hours. And that's a great look.

I would feel fine with that. All right. All right. And then Brandon looked me dead in the eye. He goes, I don't care what you think about anything. Oh. That's a good response, though. Brandon, you didn't embarrass us at Leigh-Bennard Inn yesterday.

Never thought I would. You did. I thought you could have. Sass did for a minute. What did you do that... I was like, dude, stop. He was like, did they just give you... They only gave you that much wine?

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah. I don't drink wine. Yeah, they gave you the taste, and he's like, why did they only give you that much wine? That was embarrassing. Also, I had to tell Jerry he couldn't vape.

He snuck a vape. I was vaping the whole time. Really? Yeah. Sneakier, though. When I was doing it sneaky. Jerry was like handing the waiter the fucking menu with a big ass vape in his hand.

Like, Jerry, what the hell are you doing? He was just like blowing clouds in Bernadette. Jerry's a sweatsuit guy. Yeah, he is. He said that when we left. Yeah. Jerry was wearing jeans and a t-shirt and he was like, man, I hate dressing up. He just put on a jacket that wasn't even like a suit coat.

It was just like a zip-up jacket. It was like a bomber jacket and jeans. When he walked in, he just walked in the back of a cluster of four and just walked super tight to them so they couldn't stop him at the door. He was on the phone when he was walking in. I mean, you could tell he's been to fancy restaurants before. I was like, dude, I had these shoes on. I was like dude i don't think that i had these shoes on it's like i don't think they're gonna let me in i think they're i think we're regulars there now yeah like i think they like the way the wait staff was fawning over us like and what you brought up yesterday you were like

we feel like we don't belong here but why why yeah we have the money to money's green food yeah like what are we like this is we got imposter syndrome, like, the Always Sunny cast. We, like, know we're scumbags. Right, right. But it's like, there's no... They can't say no to us. They're not going to turn down a nine-person reservation. Ten.

Ten. Ever. Ever. And, like, we didn't do anything that bad, except for when you were like, hey, you know what I love to do at weddings is clink the glass Everyone got quiet everyone got quiet it got silent You were clinking it and you're going yeah, yeah, yeah That's my move at weddings if you're sitting in the back of a wedding just clink the glass and go

They got so everyone gets silent. And yeah the whole restaurant. I forgot I did that. It was like you were showing us what you do as a joke and no one expected them to actually all listen. It works every time. Everyone looks around like who's giving us... It's their polite society. They're not going to be loud. They're going to succumb. Take that with you.

The farting contest we did was a little much though. Yeah. It got shitty. It got wet. Yeah, that's the move. Just a little clink, clink, clink, clink. Everyone gets silent. Everywhere. It's so good at weddings.

Did you poop right after? What? Did you poop while we were sitting? I didn't. He was buying the gift card. We thought it was shit. This morning. You thought you were shit.

No, I was buying the gift card. We all pitched was shit. This morning. You thought you were shit. Yeah. No, I was buying the gift card. We all pitched in for that. Thank you again. You're welcome. I can't wait. I can't wait to get it. We felt like it was just only fair, you know? You did not pitch in.

I don't believe. We all did. I don't believe for a second that anyone else. Shit. Everyone but Brandon did. Also found Brandon's skinny angle. Were you out there for that? Oh, what was it?

What is the angle? Send the picture. It's just behind him. He was standing from like 445. He was standing straight and he was full and his stomach was bursting through his shirt. And then I caught him from a different angle. And I was like, Brandon, you look skinny as fuck in this angle. You made me stand in a very odd position.

I don't know. I found it. It's like one of those videos that pregnant women do from a certain angle. You can't tell them. They turn. You're like, oh, yeah. I found it. It's like one of those videos that pregnant women do from a certain angle. You can't tell them. They turn. You're like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Like, oh, I just sent it to you, TJ.

You're sending the group chat. Wake up. Wake up. Dude, I want to meet these interns so bad. I'm going to go get them. Should we bring them in here? There's a few of them today at the park doing the, they're very nice.

I'll go get some. Dude, short sleeve season snuck up on me. And I'm uncomfortable. You look good. Does it matter which ones? I don't know the difference between any of them. You got interns? Sure.

I'll go get three. Okay. We'll get them. Well, that's just. Because his arm is hiding. If they saw you from the front during that photo. You look good. You look like a senator.

Also, Brandon was giving the vibes of a... I was making the joke that he's a dual salesman. He's the one who doesn't know any of the numbers. He just asks you about your kids. So how's your golf game? We get out on the links. And two boys, right? Two boys.

Five, seven, and five. How's Marty? Yeah, what's little Jimmy doing baseball yet? Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure. Yeah, and he also just, like, can eat a full steak. So he is, like, manly to the guy that he's selling to. Let's do the high noon ad while he's gone. Good call.

Yeah. The hell? Yeah. Oh, you're not on it? What are you trying to say? Trees again, Che? I could talk extemporaneously about it. I can really talk off the cuff about it. We had these firefighters in yesterday and they gravitate

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Could just come at 8. Yeah, I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. I kind of want to go. But I also like the reason why I wouldn't go to darts at 8 is because there's no worse feeling than showing up to a party that everyone has been partying for a long time. And you show up and everyone's drunk and having a great time

and there's inside jokes you don't get. Let's just say that Mincy just shipped up a fucking brick of cocaine and I'm going to be off my ass. Mincy just revealing that he's a coke dealer. Yeah, was. Was. Bricks to bricks, the Mincy story. Yeah.

Ashes to ashes, bricks to bricks. Mincy and Jay-Z came up together together it's also great that he was like yeah i'm gonna stay out of trouble no no scandals i used to sell bricks he's the one who brought it up i know yeah oh these guys look like they were made in a barstool lab yeah they do bathroom to be honest. This is too many, Brandon. Brandon's bringing the whole crew. It's too many. They won't all come in at once. How old is...

So, Marshall's older than these people, right? Or about the same age? Let's do three today. We'll do more tomorrow. Three today. So, what happened was... What happened? Stay, stay, stay. I went up and I pointed at one of those guys, and the other guy said, well, I'm coming too.

So he invited himself. Who's the other guy? The problem is, two of them, those two guys, the bros, are still in high school. Don't have them on. We're not going to have them on. But I have these two right here. Come on in, Gino. All right, these two we can do today, and then we'll do more tomorrow.

Come on, Gino and Rebecca. Send the high school kids back up hello hello hi no one rebecca you can sit yeah uh sit right there sit right there sit in that seat perfect you know and that is rebecca i know real name actually gino number 50 odania number 50 odaniac in the world gino fernaro you guys told me that i would be a— Gino Farnaro? Yeah, that's me. What the fuck? Yeah, so on the Christmas special, I was the 50th-ranked O'Daniac in the world, and I think it was Roan who said that I would actually be named after, like, an AFC quarterback that lost in the AFC Championship or something like that.

Gino Farnaro. Wait, what's your name? Farnaro. Farnaro. You guys pronounced it Farnino on that day, but. Gino Farnarno. Gino Farnino. Gino Farnino?

Yeah. That's what you want it to be. That really rings really nice. Wow. What a fucking name. And Rebecca? Yes. What's your, you can move the mic in closer.

Hey. What's your story? Nothing much. My name's Rebecca. Okay. I go to Sy My name's Rebecca. Okay. I go to Syracuse. Nice. Where do you go, Gino?

Oklahoma State University. Go, Pokes. Oh. Right up there. Look at that. He's a Colorado guy. Did you send me that? No, I wish I did.

I don't have money to be sending things around. Okay. Well, just. Oh, shit. Rebecca, you sat in sass. I got Rebecca over here. Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

No, no. I'm just kidding. I made her sit in that seat, sass. So, Gino and Rebecca, what, you sat in sass. I got Rebecca over here. Oh, shit, I'm sorry. No, no, I'm just kidding. I made her sit in that seat, sass. So, Gino and Rebecca, what are you guys doing? I'm doing marketing. Okay, so who's your boss? Alex. She's over there.

Okay. She's awesome. What about you, Gino Frenino? Social media and viceroy management. Oh. I actually run the KFC Radio Uncut account. Oh, what's up, Gino? Yeah, nice to meet you.

Oh, we've talked. Yeah, over DM a few times. Yeah, all right, dude. Congrats for getting here. You're an intern? I thought you worked here. He grinds. No, this guy grinds.

I know he does. Grinds. I've heard his name a lot. I've talked to him, and he's been, you know. I've talked to you. Have I talked to you on DMs, too? Do I give you advice? Yes.

Big Cat is my unofficial coach in the DMs. I actually asked him for advice throughout the last couple of months. Yeah. I've been running the account for about a year and a half now, and so I just had asked Big Cat what he kind of would recommend. I responded? Yeah, you responded. You said, just keep posting every day and do your thing.

And so finally, I actually have applied for the internship five years in a row, never actually ended up making it. No. It's been a long way, long grinding process, but I literally, it was a dream come true walking in here yesterday. And being here today with you guys, it's pretty awesome. That's like my favorite thing to do is when someone asks for a job and I'm like, yeah, I'll ask someone. And then if they end up getting hired, I'm like, oh yeah, I got that done, even though I didn't do anything. I had a couple of those.

Was this also your dream? Yeah, definitely. That's hard to compete with that whole story. And, Rebecca, you and I, I know we have been DMing for a while. Yeah, actually, we have, for sure. Coaching you up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't DM with many people I'm coaching up, so congrats.

To both of you guys. What brands of Barstool do you like uh what what are you trying to do here well i'm a huge bffs fan and planbury um yeah i saw grace yesterday i was low-key fangirling totally star superstar grace yeah she's awesome so i'm really happy to be here really grateful love it amazing has anyone been mean to you yet? Alex a little bit. I'm kidding. My boss. Gino, did you fangirl over anybody? Sass, be real. Sass, when he walked in today?

Yeah. No, yesterday we were doing the office tour, and the first person that came across was Frank, and I just about lost it for a second, but I kept my composure for a little while yep uh when I was actually watching the act live while I was doing some work upstairs and uh when they said is there any uh interns that we can come and get the second that Brandon got up from his chair I like shot around and I was like I hope it's me yeah it's my day yeah so how many

interns are there a bunch bunch. I think 20. Whoa. Yeah, there's a lot. Are you guys here the whole summer? Yes. I didn't know if they were in high school. They're in high school. I don't know who those guys were. They weren't in our orientation yesterday.

Got it. Intern for a company in high school? There's two high school kids. Oh, they might be lying. Low key, right? I don't know what they... Smart. Low key.

Smart move. There's no way you can't intern for... They weren't in the orientation. Has anybody guided them around? I think they just came in right now and said they're interns. Get to the bottom of it, Brandon. See if they're lying. I saw them talking to some people upstairs,

but someone's giving them direction, but I'm not exactly... Unless they just graduated high school, and now they're... What, today? Like last week. Yeah. Right. And now they're going into college and they're interning before college.

What? That would definitely never happen. Yeah, these guys are schemed up. They're lying. If they did, they deserve an internship. If they made it upstairs... Who was that one kid that came in here and he was like 17?

It was like Andrew Goldfar... I think he's an... The Alabama intern who lied? No, Arizona. And then we had to like let him go Oh yeah he was like He was like throwing parties with Gronk I think he's an intern now He's an intern now

He's an intern I don't know for sure I think he might be one But he's actually an intern? He was Like I don't know what Yeah he did some kind of scheme Where he was like

Throwing barstool parties At Arizona State When he was like 15 That's sick How did this happen? I'm not sick But yeah sick Yes Some kind of scheme where he's like throwing barstool parties at Arizona State when he was like 15. How did this happen? I'm not sick, but yeah, sick, yes. He's a go-getter. Yeah, a go-getter.

How many interns got hired last year out of the summer crop? Three? Good question. I don't remember. You guys thought about that because you guys kind of have to be enemies. Right. Yeah. I haven't thought about that. you guys kind of have to be enemies. Right. Yeah. I haven't thought about that.

Are you guys in college? Yeah. I'm going to be a senior, so I still have another year. Syracuse and Oklahoma State. Grad student. Oh. And he's staying in NYU dorms this summer. He's dorming it up.

What's your fitness routine, brother? I wake up at 5 a.m. and I go to the gym uh that's when i listen to podcasts and then when i get home are you being serious yeah actually what the fuck not what well i've been in new york the gym i go to doesn't open until uh 6 30 are you going blank oh what gym yeah nyu gym because it's free. So wait, so you're opening the gym? Oh, this morning. I actually have a Snapchat and I can show it. I went to the gym at 6.29 a.m. and the lady didn't let me walk in because it wasn't 6.30 yet. Wow.

And then you listen to podcast. Because, I mean, I know you listen to all part of my take before, like, yeah, like you have clips ready to go. Yeah, so I wake up. I go to the gym. I listen to the podcast, whatever it is. Normally it part of my take in kfc radio at the gym um just depending how long are you at the gym that's like seven hours okay so yeah that's another thing is i do i do listen on like 1.5 speed so that i'm able to have the clips like by time i get home i know how long like i know which clips I'm gonna have if that

makes sense like I just make a note on my phone like okay at the 17 minute mark they start talking about Jokic and then I write like the beginning of quote and the end of the clip quote and then uh I get home and I have all these clips ready to go and I just like do the screen recording on YouTube and then hey you're gonna be so much more successful than me like that's not really a lot better of a person than I am. I also forgot to mention it when I got to the park today to do the photo shoot with Kate. That was another one that I had to

hold myself back for a second. For me? Yes. What are you guys going to do for lunch all summer? Bring lunch, peanut butter and jelly, go to Naya. I have a little hack for you. If you get down in the lobby around like 2.15, usually there's Chick-fil-A that you can steal.

Number one Chick-fil-A customer. Like it's earlier than 2.15, usually I've been getting it between Pick Central and the YAC, although I haven't gotten Chick-fil-A in like, I haven't gotten it this week. Probably think you're dead. They haven't called. So Spencer and Andrew are upstairs.

And? They're high school interns. They're legit interns. They're working for Enrique today. They're here because, this was their words, not mine. Spencer said he's here because his family is a friend of Erica Nardini's. Okay, got it. So that's why they're here.

They're Erica's interns. Got it. There you go. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, we probably shouldn't have high school kids on the show. Right. Never have children on this show.

I don't know that I believe them fully. I believe them. I believe them. Especially Spencer seemed full of shit, but Andrew seemed like an okay guy. Give off a little Connecticut vibe. They were both wearing the exact same shorts. Yeah. They got their Nantucket Reds on.

Yeah, they're interns that are going to vacation better than anyone here. Oh, yeah. Yes. All right. Well, Gino and Rebecca, thank you guys. Welcome to Barstool. Thank you. It's been a pleasure.

Yes. Finally meet you, Gino. Happy you made it. I thought we had the ability and the permission to hire one of these on the spot today uh rock paper scissors or how about the wheel oh yeah wheel you I did I this happened to me before and it went poorly okay all right you will still blame me for that all right good to meet you guys meet you guys thank you for having me on the basketball kid oh yeah go nuggets oh go nuggets there we go Thank you for having me on. The Coleman basketball kid. Oh, yeah. Go Nuggets.

Oh, go Nuggets. There we go. Yeah, I mean, I got Coleman even face-to-face with Dave at the Final Four. Basketball Coleman. Yeah. Dave was like, you don't have it. He told him to his face. Coleman's going to try to get it.

Try to find it Ruthless sorry kid you don't have it it something that a fucking rapper write a song about respect that out of Dave though because that's how he's he's honest

he's the most honest man I know I'm Miles I wish I could have like a shred of that of like yeah like I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I don't want to blah, blah, blah.

That'd be funny watching like. I'm saying, I'm not like Dave. If Kate was one of the Roy siblings. No, you guys have it. Yeah. I just don't want to get in the way. This whole thing's been blocked. I'm sorry.

Isn't this cool? Apologetic tycoon. No worries. No worries. Should we spin the wheel, TJ? It landed on wet yesterday, by the way. There's some controversy. Oh, me and you gotta go do the rundown

because Rico has to leave. Oh, okay. But there's also some controversy. Well, I forgot to do it, to be fully honest. Frank wasn't on the wheel? Frank was not on the wet wheel. Why not? Because I felt like he had done enough. I felt like he had given... The cat got wet the other day. Frank will be on the wet wheel. Why not? Because I felt like he had done enough. I felt like he had given. The cat got wet the other day.

Frank will be on the wet wheel next wet wheel. Okay. Has to be. All right. All right. I put myself on twice. Why? Because I didn't want Frank to get wet.

That's not. The wheel picks. You don't pick. The wheel picks. Okay. I'm sorry. The wheel karma will come back to get me for it. So don't.

That's true. No one panic. Hard looking wheel. Didn't we just get a reset? How is it so... No, it's a while ago. Oh, sass! Bang.

Come on. No. Uh-oh. It's okay. Oh, you almost called your shot, sass. I'm legendary, sass. Glad you're back to being a bitch. Hey.

We'll see you tomorrow. I think I'll be here. I'm here. I'll be here. I think I'll be here as well It's a work day right I might have to go home early Fuck Sister's graduation this weekend

Why are you looking like that And also your show in Washington And darts And darts I'll be here tomorrow I'll be at all three places I'm going to find a way I'm going to clone sass Oh, and darts. And darts. I'll be here tomorrow. Sass will be at all three places. Yeah. We're going to find a way.

Try and sass. Yeah. We're going to clone sass. All right. See everyone tomorrow. Bye. Bye. We'll be right back. you