The Yak - Cathy Mitchell Helps Ring In Thanksgiving With A DUMP Draft | The Yak 11-27-24

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

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Thanksgiving. Special. I'm thankful for all you guys. You took mine. You took mine. Thanksgiving special. I'm thankful for all you guys. Wow. Mine. You took mine. I do.

You got to say that right away. I say that right away on Thanksgiving. Do you go around the table? No, God. No. All right. You. Yes, really?

I never initiate it. Oh, what do you say? Yeah, we do it too. You do. Yeah, I get pretty since the name of the show. What? What name of what show? Yeah. What? The name of what show? Thanksgiving.

This is the yak. That's a holiday. Steven's in the sea. This is why we keep him in the booth. Instantly tried rebranding the whole show. It's the Thanksgiving show. I might just say Trump this year if we do it. Oh my god.

Yeah, that'll work. That'll be fun. There'll be a lot of those. My son, Tommy, is going we do it. Oh my god. Yeah, that'll work be fun A lot of those my son Tommy is going to say that yeah, yeah, I guess I've done it. I don't know No, maybe I haven't done it. I guess Let's do like the activity exercise I think thankful now it's it's it's pretty much a script Thankful for our health and of course for you for making this delicious. Yeah The other night he killed somebody on a video game he was playing and I heard him say Welcome to Trump's America. Oh

Hell yes, huh? Got him. Is that a? We're bad. I don't know because I don't know what was on the other end of the of the line Yeah, yeah, who did he kill? Don't know. I hope it was just another white guy. Yeah, it was Mario killing a turtle. Yeah RFKs America Turtle soup Right ingredients they did in my daughter's preschool They did like what are you thankful for and all the kids were like all sweet stuff and my daughter did daddy

My wife was really mad and then they did it again two days later and she did hugging daddy. Oh Wow double kill. Oh, it's a few more in affection from you. Yeah double kill That's tough and you're not keeping score of that at all. No, but you are no then the next day I caught my wife like sitting with my daughter being like look This is you as a baby like you came like I'm created you Like doesn't matter urge you around for nine daddy Got him. Yeah, I felt good. Yeah double daddy Brandon. You're a mama's boy, aren't you? Yeah, yeah. Well, I didn't have much choice

Yeah, that would sell be so fucked if you were still a daddy's boy Limited options air Nick Mama's boy by default. Yeah. Yeah, who's like a world-renowned daddy's boy? LeBron James Jr. Yeah Ronnie Ronnie's for sure daddy's boy, but Savannah runs that place too, right? Yeah, baby Gronk Aaron Trump. Baby Gronk is for sure. I'm. But Savannah runs that place too, right? Yeah. Baby Gronk. Baron Trump? Baby Gronk is for sure.

Am I just going to say all Trump then? The Rizzler. The Rizzler. Although, no, the Rizzler's mama's boy. You could tell. Have we seen it? You can't get that fucking fat by not being a mom. That fucking disgusting fat.

Vouch. Whoa! Yeah. There you go. So wait, did you stop fucking with your mom a little bit and drop the pounds, DJ? Yeah, when my dad became a loser, I guess I had sympathy for him. Has Tim been doing a weight loss journey right beside you? Yeah, he's done like 40 or 50, I think.

That's a lot of weight. Good for Tim. Is he still, does that make him a winner? I've been off the loser train for a while. I was in the Christmas card. We're praising him for losing right now. Hot Seed Big Cat on the Christmas card this year. All right, so he's a fucking loser.

That's all I'll say. Tim Hitchings is a loser. I'll say one parent is fighting way harder to get Big Cat on the Christmas card than the other parent. Wait, is it the loser? Who do you think is fighting for that? Well, my parents came here. Tim, if you get me on this Christmas card, you're not you're not a loser until next Christmas

My parents came here and you weren't here so they didn't get a picture with them. They got a picture with Mark and Brandon Alright, so Tim's a loser. Wait, I'll send him a selfie. Just put me on there as a selfie. Is the family gonna get a Christmas card? Which family mine or no family? Yeah That's what it sounds like. Oh Wasn't here. I'll make the Christmas card. big come-up for all right, so tell them I'll just get them why should they Photoshop me into one. Oh, that's lazy man. No, it's not actually the opposite of late That's takes way more work than just going here. That's a Michael Scott move I I will talk to Tim I need to be on that Christmas card Wow so every November December you're gonna be nice to Tim

No, I've been nice from all year when it comes time for Christmas cards. Have I called him a loser? I haven't called him a loser in a long-ass time TJ. Not that I know of yeah, maybe privately but like have you see oh Yeah, privately. I fucking talk And everyone's like who are you talking about We talking about daddy talking to the waiter It's just dinner. It's fucking loser. Who are you talking about, daddy? I'm talking to the waiter.

Well, we're gathered here today. Oh, that's beautiful. To do a draft. We haven't done a draft in a long time. But we remember how. We don't remember how. We never remember how. We never knew how.

Yeah. We never started with a basis of knowledge, but we have a dump draft in Kathy Mitchell's red copper five-minute chef. Oh and we plugged them in and they got hot Real fast just smelling hot now. What are the bases that we have? So we're gonna spell dump, but we also have bases that we should draft as well Yeah, so it's D U M P and a base five rounds of drafting I like the wheel that decides your order. Yeah. Well, what if it lands on you? Oh god? Sorry, there's already flies landing on the that's just one. It's whoa. Whoa. Whoa Alright, so what is um? What how many what what do we have here? Tej walk us through this? Yeah

I'm not to do this. I believe from right to left. There's labels on them che if you can see but I think it's there's pancake pancake mix oatmeal Mashed potatoes. There's also gravy there if you want that with your mashed potatoes Lemon cake in the back chocolate cake in the back cheddar Bay biscuits eggs I assumed you would scramble those and make some sort of omelet grits and Thanksgiving stuffing did I miss anything check no So it's eggs gonna have to go last I think well it doesn't matter That's gonna Brandon I can't eat any of this and I still do it. I'll get soppy sick for the rest

No, I all I'm saying is just for who cooks behind them. The eggs are going to stick. So we have, I'm sure we always have extra ingredients, right? I have one extra. Yeah. So I think what we should do for greedy wheel this time is if, what did we do last time? If you don't have any picks and someone finishes,

let's make them just take the grossest thing. Love it. They have to then swap. Still take the grossest thing. Love it. They have to then swap. Still on the board. It's only fair. Yeah. I gotta ask. So the dump machine, what does it make?

Like what shape or? Cake. I thought it was supposed to flip, but it doesn't. No, it doesn't flip. It flips for you. It's on both sides. Yeah, but there's like feet on both sides. Yeah, there's feet.

I think you're supposed to flip it. I think you pick it up like this, through and then you know, Oh, I want to trust the lady. Yeah, she she knows. All right, well, we should probably get Kathy. We I think she's going to zoom in anyway. So we probably I wanted to have her zoom in when we're making them to see the abomination. So maybe let's do this. Let's reveal all of our ingredients and then TJ will have Kathy call in so she can see the ingredients and she can walk us through how to do it. And then we'll draft. Yeah.

So who wants to do their first ingredient? Start Danny with D. Okay. Danny, this should be your first draft. Mm-hmm. Lots of big stack, Danny. Yeah, that's... Just as dual cooking surfaces, I don't believe a big fat sack Danny

Dill pickles dill pickles Danny. I don't think you really get this He's got he's doing okay. He's doing okay. Talk me through it. I do have a bag I do have a backup no no the backups will be for greedy boys and girls yeah D. Yeah, D Duck fat That'll probably be good could be good. Yeah, could be good mixed depends Dragon fruit you like dragon fruits Brandon. Yeah, I guess I do Doritos! Great! Good Doritos!

Well, we should be making a D-Pile. Yeah, we should make a D-Pile. D-Pile. D-Pile. No, you're not further from D-Pile. D-Pile's right there! Dragon fruit, he looks like a bitch to open. Duck fat should be bad

The dill pickles won't make anything better Mm-hmm What's got their Kyle Dean's French onion dip, okay, howdy Oh So this could be good or bad We got dark chocolate. Love it. But it's 90% dark. That's gonna be bitter. Like a scorned lover.

Might be. Could ruin a dish or could make a dish. Mmm. I'm proud of her. Bad for dogs. I'm proud of my D. What would it make? It's a big old stacked deviled egg.

Oh! Ah, fuck you! You know how I feel, a big deviled egg. And it's covered in fish eggs for some reason. Why? That's what the restaurant did. So those probably, is that expensive? Two for nine bucks. That's expensive. How long has that been sitting out? Quite some time. Uh huh. Is it Sphere Factor? Eww. Uh huh. Alright. It is heavy. Good crop of Ds. No.

Okay, report that to the D pile, please. We should do the exact amount of Ds. That is. We'll do an extra, yeah. Let's go to you. We'll decide what the extra for the greedy pile will be. I have something for it. All right, use, this is difficult.

Unsalted butter. Ooh. Oh, that'll be good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good Stand up Danny. Oh my god. He's gonna ruin this whole thing you know that right? I have umami seasoning One of my favorite flavors. Yes, I don't know what that tastes like it's What's the mushroom? That's that pigs search for the truffle truffle like a taste good

Hate truffles. I have uncured sweet so prasetta. Oh Nice little meat. Mm-hmm. Nice. I have Olden's mustard Alden's all right. Look at it. I don't like I like this Draft strategy right oldensens must I think you like you olden What's so funny? Yeah? What do you olden's must? You guys are not I'm getting brands if you don't find that it seems like somebody tore off the first letter Olden's must I could not say it again. That's a good Mustard

I was literally just walking up and down the aisles being like I was oh fuck you could have just gotten us stirred I Got my used bibblard what? I used bib-lard. What? I got Uts's pretzels. No, none of you are too bad. No, we're doing OK. Peanut butter filled. Oh, Uts's.

You can put together what's in the YouPile and have a fine little meal. Nice meal. I think we're going to, the bases are going to be the most important part. But then you can't draft a base early not knowing what is going in it It's a real catch 20. Yeah, when do you buy that's a dated joke by this? Yeah big time

I also went with us, but we went with dark Russ God. Those are so good Yeah, some people really like them some people hate. I love them. They're really crisp. Yeah, is there a there's just those It's kind of burnt potato chippy our heft You know You're saying all this you don't really you don't really get it. There's only a couple Certainly, there's no bad use there's a well. I have one more the you I ordered it was just gonna be udon noodles They didn't arrive so if you look on the wall over there you bitch there might be a small piece missing from Zaz underway There might be a small piece missing from Zah's underwear. Oh, no.

Fair play. Fair play. Actually, no. Yeah, no, that is fair play. I think? Underwear? Yeah. Fair play.

You can cut it up. I have the cutter right here. You can chop off Mix it in fair play. Okay. Yeah, there's gonna be a run on that. Now. Here we go. It's going correct. Yeah EMS EMS could get bad EMS could get bad Morsels not to be confused with chocolate chips Danny Danny's doing a good job Good pile. Good pile Danny

mackerel Mortadella All right, so do you I have two M's We want to have one of them being the greedy the smoked muscles We want to have two M's. We want to have one of them being the greedy, the smoked muscles. It's always muscles, man. Put the muscles in. We'll have a fish bone meal.

I also got maruchan ramen. That could be for greedy boys and girls. No, I think the greedy's gotta be the muscles. The greedy's gotta be the muscles. Greedy is muscles. What does mortadella taste like? It's like a thin cut deli deli meat you guys ever eat ramen just

Without cooking it yes, it's delicious. I used to sprinkle the flavor pack on it still dry. Ooh. Yeah, you can do like chicken and biscuit Yeah, oh and there are biscuits Marinara nice, okay toss toss it Marshmallows hmm how do we know those are more spring those from my ziploc bag? Give it to me. How do we know? You're just gonna eat a marshmallow aren't you Always for the sky. Is it poison? Threw it in like a lip.

Yeah, that's a marshmallow. Good, good. That's a marshmallow. I did miso soup thinking you could just take, just take all the clumps that you had. Did you just stop at a Chinese restaurant? You're the worst. Kate is deviled egg, The laws underwear. Me. So

soup. Nasty bitch. Nasty nasty bitch. Any. Those are the best morsels we've had in the show since we had Greg Olson on tasty little morsel. What a morsel that horny nasty. You think morsel means the opposite of what it is? P. Pumpkin puree. Double P. That could be bad. Scatagory's world. That's points baby. Oh Danny why don't you stand? Why don't you stand up Danny? I was at the bar the other night. Yeah? Uh huh.

And I was just chilling being all cool. You know like I am. What am I going to come up to me. She gonna say Brandon. I Said yeah, that's my name She said Brandon just pussy tastes like pumpkin pie So don't ask me no damn question like that I never had a pumpkin pie Yeah Crushed it. All right right I have two peas. That's worth it. That was good. That was good. We have a time slot. Actually you know what

I have two piece to why don't we put them all I don't put all four on. I got so many piece. Okay. Well we have to submit one P. Yeah but let's put all four on the wheel and then we'll take the two that go that get decided. Okay. You want to do that. What are your two piece. When you put too many in there it's hard to determine. That's what I'm saying that get decided. Okay. You wanna do that? What are your two P's? When you put too many in there, it's hard to determine. That's what I'm saying, we only put two in. Okay. I have a plant-based ham. Okay.

Oh, God. Okay. What is the plant-based ham made out of? It's good, we'll warm the wheel up. It has an amber ale glaze. Oh. Yeah, all right. You guys do plant-based stuff at all? No. No. No. Go to the future. And TJ if you could zoom on this one. This one knocked my socks off. Oh my god. This just says parasite. Oh. It says

parasite. What does that even mean? Supp supplement aisle. Yeah. So parasite. OK. Parasite. All right, so TJ, put a wheel with parasite and plant-based ham. What's the parasite supplement? Yeah, what does that mean? And then that'll go great with Asbacher's.

Put peaches. It just says it's a proprietary blend. A mix of parasites hmm Peaches and put a prosciutto. Okay. This is gonna be really bad Someone ate some of my Oh, yeah, I'm gonna eat some my bread. Oh, you're a pig. Oh, my pink salmon Someone ate some of my prosciutto while they were eating a muffin Oh, that's crazy said texture prosciutto in my mouth Someone ate some of my prosciutto while they were eating a muffin. Oh, that's crazy.

The texture of prosciutto in my mouth makes me like, I hate this. Someone ate one of your prosciutto? Yeah, well, while I was eating a muffin in my car, someone also ate the prosciutto. Prosciutto and muffins go together. Listen, it wasn't the worst. OK, so put the wheel for these four.

This is going to be make or break. Yeah. Because I think the prosciutto and the peaches are the ones we want. You This is gonna be make or break. Yeah. Because I think the prosciutto and the peaches are the ones we want. You think they'd be better than Parasite? And plant-based ham. It's good, we're warming up the wheel.

And nobody's gonna stop the show to say, what is Parasite? No. No, I think we should. I'm just gonna go with that. It's a draft. It's a draft. It's a supplement.

It's Parasite Cleans. We could also put the Parasite into Greedy. Yeah, it's Parasite. You wanna put Parasite into the Greedy? No, I could also put the parasite in the greedy. Yeah, it's parasite. You want to put parasite in the greedy? No, I mean you put it on the wheel. Well, I think whatever doesn't get chosen goes to greedy. Okay. Yeah, that's fair. Well, except if no waste ingredients. Mine are good. So they shouldn't be in greedy. I bet you this plant based ham. No. No. It'll probably be alright.

Why? It'll probably just taste like a worse ham, but not bad. There's a lot of combinations that will go horribly together though. Anything that's plant-based, I'm immediately like, that's disgusting. Would you rather have the parasite or the plant-based ham? Parasite. I'd rather have the plant-based ham. At least you'll lose weight with the parasite.

Okay. I gotta make sure these are peaches. What could they be? Anything. You never know. I'm starting to think you're just eating this stuff. He's buying stuff. Okay, parasite makes it.

Oh, man. If you throw it to me, I can. Yeah, they're peaches. Don't catch, Keith. That was a bad throw. That was a bad throw. There's parasite everywhere. Oh no, that's the worst thing you could spill. You spilled the parasite. These are in fact peaches. Oh, a bad throw. That was a bad throw. There's parasite everywhere. Oh no that's the worst thing you could spill. These are in fact peaches. Okay good. Wait Big Cat can you check and make sure that's parasite?

That really is Oz underwear. Yes 100%. Oh wow. Throw me that plant-based ham and I have to just eat these peaches Alright so prosciutto goes into greedy Okay, and what you spin for those two? I mean peaches could also ruin it if you're doing some sort of savory Yeah, really good. You just don't want to give up the peaches I don't want to give up the peaches These aren't peaches These are the best peaches Just give up the peaches. These aren't peaches. These are the best peaches.

You just gave me four peaches? No. Go ahead. Premium sauce. What is premium sauce? There are so many P words. And you got premium sauce. Chocolate. We have a lot of sauces in this game. Pineapple, pork or prosciutto

Plant-based ham parasite all the good pee you and with premiums Erase site so we've got a mix of very hot peppers god damn it devil pea socks Can I I don't know if I can eat them why I have a Strict give it back That's good goes okay, what do you got a bottle of piss? It's a good idea Also straight from the restaurant the peanut sauce to close things out that is very next time you have to go to the grocery store Hey, what did you have for lunch today?

Wings. Oh no, what did I... Chinese? I was assuming you had Chinese food. Oh, I should have had Chinese food. You went to a Chinese restaurant, bought all this and didn't have lunch there? No. What the hell?

In hindsight, very dumb. Let me do my grocery shopping at a restaurant. In foresight and current sight. It's hard to find a place that. Let me do my grocery shopping at a restaurant. In foresight and current sight. It's hard to find a place that delivers deviled eggs, in my defense. Do we have any other extra items? I think that's it.

Oh, Danny? Duck eggs. Oh! That's the whole greedy pile. Oh, can I see what those look like? Are they bigger? All right, so the greedy wheel. Oh! Wow!

Oh, look at, it has like a cool... So greedy wheel will be smoked mussels prosciutto and duck eggs How do you have any extras no? All right that ham was way heavier than I thought I want to jump on it. Are you always bring out from like the netting? Yeah, you got something you got something check under your seat. You got something in your bag, and I don't I'm broke nothing under everything nothing under Brandon. What do you mean? You lost everything? I am out of money Zero yeah, how'd you run out of money zero you have zero dollars ventures Okay, so wheel with all of our names. So how do we want to do Greedy? Is it if you if someone

finishes before anyone has won or is it? How do we do it in the past? I think it's when you finish if your name keeps coming up. Yeah, if your name doesn't get taken off the wheel, the after D Everybody has to get there get all four and then if you get another one, it's greedy, right? I thought it was another two spins greedy. No one. Okay, everything passed one. Yeah, and then oh stop Greedy stops once everybody gets Sure all of their items all of them. How about four? That's all of them, right? No. Oh, fuck yeah. So after you-

We're drafting bases, are we getting- Yeah, no, we're drafting bases. So we're not just going here, we're going there too. Yeah, we're going five things. So after you get four, greedy's done. Can you walk us through the bases one more time? Steven? I know there were cheddar bay biscuits,

there was lemon cake, there was- Mashed potatoes, gravy, cheddar bay biscuits. Egg. I'm sorry was a mashed potatoes gravy cheddar bay biscuits egg I'm sorry our master tays and gravy together yeah the gravy is separate but you can add it if you know but I are they together to get the track yes yes lemon cake chocolate cake this up what is this yeah this there's a lot that can go right pancake mix grcake mix, grits, stuffing, and eggs. Question. Are we sure all of these things are gonna set?

No. Okay, cool. Cool. All right, so the rules are set. Five items you're drafting. Once everyone has four, greedy's done. Yeah, sure. Okay, this is big for me. And. Everyone has four greedies done. Yeah sure Okay

This is big for me and I feel like I've been on a run of like having the best most desirable concoction I've had a run that would be like menu items at restaurants. I've had a run of self-sabotage. Well, yeah you've been at Ice first over all. Yeah, I've been in Thing a man could have done I've just been panicking on every draft. Mm-hmm. I miss doing this. Yeah, and then when you touch it, it's yours Yes, a no steals today. Oh, there's gotta be There's gotta be steel

So if it lay we should have to steal as a sliver on the wheel if it lands Let's say it lands on big cat and then the next one's steel We spin the wheel of who he can steal from I like that. Okay. Yeah, and if it lands on steel again big cat Lose an article of clothing. Yep We yeah That's always been always has been always been the rules All right, so it's the Steelers for whoever was last picked yes all right everybody look what do you think is the number one pick Doritos you need that

crunch um Doritos pretzels ramen you know somebody goes base first can I also say you get mustard or the powder the whole group gets to tell you so you can't just do a little squirt the whole group Tells you when yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no pussy. Yeah. Yeah, I think base first is crazy. Yeah, I think that's crazy Yeah, because the base might be the whole thing, but you don't know what you have the nature of the base You don't know what you have you get mashed like what if you get you get stuck with you get lemon cake And you have to mix dill pickle. That's yuck. Yeah, that's so yuck What if you get good ingredients and you have to put dill pickle? That's yuck. Yeah, that's so yuck. What if you get good ingredients and you have to put them all in... But there's also not like the base...

There's only like two bad bases. Okay. Do you not like eggs? Wait, how many bases are there? Yeah, you're very anti-egg right now. Nine. Who's being anti-egg? Brandon.

Brandon's anti-egg. Brandon, what the f... I'm pro-egg. I feel like there's more savory stuff than sweet stuff, so going with a sweet base is crazy. There are nine bases. These are together there's more savory stuff than sweet stuff. So going with a sweet Crazy together. They're nine bases nine bases We got to eliminate two bases, I think we should just have them not being drafted off you knocked it off There's something sticking to you. No because there's there's two You got to be able to make a choice. Yeah a real Sophie's choice

So what are the best two what are the two best bases? That's what we have to eliminate. The chocolate cake. Should we spin two off? Oh yeah, spin two off. No, we're not spinning two off. I want the chocolate cake to remain to have a sweet op. Oh, you already had it ready to go.

Oh, look at the color palette too. Oh, I like that. That's fun. Thanksgiving. This is like the closest color matches to the items. So this is spinning two off. Do we feel is spinning too off Do we feel comfortable spinning too off because I do feel like without

They're being Like if there's nine bases and there's seven picks it leaves Yeah wiggle room the bases should be the one constant here We shouldn't have to deal with the ingredients in nature of the baby is gonna be bad the draft I I've always done things of the baby is going to be bad. The draft. I've always done things where the basis is like somewhat coherent and the ingredients are now. So we have something out of the octopus.

He chose that. That was a molusca. He made a burger out of it. That was the most disgusting ever. Ever. That was I think I have like a nightmare right down into it was so bad oh it was stiff like a baseball did you vomit shortly after I didn't cuz I didn't eat enough of it it was more of just the action of biting

into it that was a lot of vaulting it was the head of the mollusk and that was like and then two days later I'd'd like the skate fish. Oh, yeah I was a year later Time really got Yeah, we went to we went to a Chinese spot and you ordered the skate impossible to eat so bony All right All right. Oh, the mollusk. Oh, my god.

Wait, when it was on the fryer, it looked like... So that, what you said is wrong. Look at it. Look at the mollusk. You can guess which one Kyle's is. Oh, we're making burgers. But all the burgers had beef is what I'm saying. Kyle's was stuffed with mollusk.

What are you wearing, Kyle? I used to dress like that all the burgers had beef is what I'm saying. Kyle's was stuffed with mollusk. What are you wearing Kyle? I used to dress like that all the time boys. That's why I need more flowers for how I dress normally now. What was that? What was that? I got the big banana on.

Did you have to get wet or something? That's like what a Disney actor would wear. This entire show is just... It's all a fever dream. It really is. Like everything, I'm watching myself and I'm like, I was there for that? What? I remember. That was the same day? Oh, that might be the best episode of all time.

He greedy'd and he got like ten times the run. I didn't know that was a lusca day The shirt kept getting longer Can we take the body Good day, oh, well lusca day That was so gross. So yeah, we've done worse. Yeah. So I think we either wheel to get two off or we can just choose the best two to put some

pressure on us. Choose the best two to get off the worst two or the best. I don't think mashed potatoes. No, if you will mix, you're going to wheel it. I don't think master is engraved. All right, so let's take mashed potatoes and gravy off, and then what's the other one we can take off? I thought oatmeal would've cooked too, but...

Yeah, I want the chocolate to stay. Oatmeal might be a problem. Oatmeal and mashed potatoes. For the sanctity of the cake. Wait, hold on, let me see if that's okay. Oh, God. It's a forever big cat. Don't taste that.

You can't do that. Is it, that's mashed potatoes. you can't do that is it is it One's the last yeah, is it warm? I just wanted to make sure we didn't is it warm warmish I wanted to make sure we didn't take away something Yeah, we didn't know that was it could not it could have been something else and something else that would have been a disaster Oh Lips didn't cook Oh Yeah Lips didn't cook Big-ass pussy lips. Oh god. I

Might I don't think mine was actually the good part of the octopus I've never wasn't that next was the best next was by far usually just the legs do the lips I can't get over the lips You have to eat lips first, I guess. I think that's probably worth it. No, no, no. Quite literally pussy lips. Oh God. Oh.

Okay, get through it. Oh, it snapped. It snapped. It snapped. It snapped. It snapped. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, God. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh God! Oh! Oh! Oh! No!

He said Tony! It's cooked through! He's never seen anyone do it! He's never seen anyone do it! Oh I did spit it out! I didn't believe he knocked his head. He's never seen anyone do it. Oh, I did spit it out. I didn't swallow it. Big-eyed hoodie. That was a rough night.

Seriously. You're right. Danny, have you watched any of our drafts? I tried getting an idea. I watched a little bit of that one. Yeah. I'm still just as confused. Well, we are too. Don't worry about coming from someone

This is a day for they're gonna change the rules three three or four times This is the portion of the act that is truly that the seventh grade lunch It actually but I want to get competitive about this one I go for the best options because I think You know y'all yeah, I'm not Some people can do well, some people can fail. All right, let's do it. Let's get drafting. Ah.

Whew. Are you going to go base first? I don't know what I'm going to do. I need to see how people play. I'm going to. Yep. I'm going to zag. Whew.

TJ, tell Josh that we'll have Kathy call in when we start cooking them. That pea pile. Yeah we're trying to. Okay. It's gonna take a while to get her on it. Okay. So we're trying now. Alright.

Alright here we go. Good luck to everyone. Yeah. Let's have a fair draft. Oh wait put a steel on there. M pile's really bad. I know I'm trying to think of which piles the worst and that's a by a mile First well, I think so. It's P

I'm weirdly nervous No, not weird. It's not no 100% nerves are Absolutely cage use gag. Yep Staring at the own food you brought I gag when I get prosciutto in my mouth like I don't You brought me so soup Zaz underwear, you know, oh man, this is gonna be tough Alright I might pick Zaz underwear first, it's a real six-hots underwear parasite The new guy.

If you touch it, you buy it. His first pick. Yeah, that's right. No, he needs to be better. No, Brandon, you need to help yourself. OK, sorry. No friends here. What's in the deviled egg, Danny?

Danny, show me the deviled egg real egg real quick see we could have done that all right shot clock shot clock shot clock okay okay or am I eating this or making it for someone else no you're eating you oh my god yeah you can't get what you bought yeah I don't know. No, no, you're fine. That's not a rule, no, no. But we're gonna do that.

So now if it lands on steel in somebody else's name, all they can really take is Danny's. Yeah. Right. Danny, now you're locked into sweet. Yeah, that's tough. What if you get Cheddar Bay as a base? Yeah, you're fucked. Ew.

Yuck, yuck. didn't think about that buddy all right spin it okay you've done these before haven't you I know and it's terrible hey that's me okay KT I already think I'm fucked. Yeah, we're all fucked Can you flip over the salmon so has the pink side showing Yep. That's your sister. That's your sis. Yes. Yes. Yes. That was great. I feel so. That changed a lot.

Kate, can you flip the salmon? So the pink side is yours? Yes, of course. Everyone needs to see the front side of the salmon. She just took Ryan Leath. Oh, that's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny.

That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. Can you flip the salmon? So the pink side is yours? Everyone needs to see the front side of the salmon.

She just took Ryan Leath. OK, that goes with nothing. No lemon cake. So what you need is a steel. Steel is a swap of ingredients, or is it just a take? It's a swap. It's a swap. It's a swap.

Yeah, you need a steel. Oh, I feel so bad. I don't eat fish, like, never. I don't. The thought of it makes me gag. Gag. Which you already did. Do you smell the fish in the kitchen today?

Somebody? No. Oh. Why would you pick it then, Kate? I picked it. Thanks, Jack. Kate picked it. Somebody had to be the bad guy, and pee was an awful pile.

That's up there with, like, pull my finger. I got her salmon flip the same fuck the pink side wasn't sure shit or in business the worst I deserve it yeah I feel really bad I was that was I'll take a bite of yours at the end I was bears taking Mitch for biscuit number two just open up the whole draft change the whole board Sam had gone with the second Okay, spin it again

Looking at it. Oh I know what you're going to do. No, I'm not sabotaging myself. Yeah, but you always self-combust in these moments. The Ilden is pretty tempting. Oh, it went right to the Doritos. He wants to eat them now. He's going to. That's a good pick.

Okay. Okay. He wants to eat them now. Yeah, it's going to that's a good pick Yeah, they're really do videos I'm worried about my cosmic justice Should be yeah see now. I can't go the only problem with Doritos now. I can't go sweet But you have that crunch that everybody craves. Well, the crunch might get cooked out. Oof. KB! That's B. That's B. Come on, KB.

You put some pressure on yourself. You said you're going to be a play's play. I'm going with the pancake mix. Wow. I think it's versatile. Wow. It's very neutral. Could go either way. I'll just leave pancake mix. Wow. I think it's versatile Neutral could go either way. I'll just leave it. Yeah, bring it over Take the card. Yeah, there you go. Take the card. Take the mix take the card too though, so we don't get can share Pancakes now I'm worried about basis. I don't I don't think it was I think it might be a good choice might be bad I

Kind of want a dominant base flavor to get rid of all the hide everything Okay, you're right I had a huge coffee before this I'm putting the salmon in the coffee We're an hour away from eating your fine. I know you're fine He's our five-minute cook so yeah, yeah, hopefully that fish isn't out too long cape Who's next All right, I'm starting to get concerned Danny on the really don't want to get really good. Yeah, but I but the greedies are pretty then you have one correct pick So wait Danny has what chocolate morsels you have one correct pick this is easy more than that

Can you flip over that plant-based? Oh? That was not I thought it was gonna be like the base. He's good. Jan. He's going sweet. Can I try pretzel? This the guy shitting on chocolate peanut butter yeah You're fake as fuck. It's better than eating underwear and it is better than wait where the underwear where did you touch the underwear? Who's? How did you touch the underwear? I thought you already ate it. How did you get the underwear off the lid? It was on the lid. Watch it back. Where does the hand touch? Wait, play it back.

Where is the underwear? Where does the hand touch? Did somebody already eat it? Wait, where is the underwear? Where is the underwear? They could have helped themselves. No, it's over there. It's over there to the right.

Play it back. What did he touch first? How did it get over there? If he palmed the lid, it's underwear. Oh, are we playing it back? Where's the touch first? How did it get over there if he palm to the lid it's underwear? It's that little strand of no it's by Danny Holy shit Devastating How did you grab it? Does you grab the tubes you grab the oh no wait? No, that wouldn't be touching the underwear would it but if his palm touch right first have to judge

There he is. No, that's that's right You're still right worth noting I cut that string right from the crotch You're still right worth noting. I cut that string right from the crotch. Oh Why it was day? It was low hanging fruit in a spaghetti noodle angle is all gonna be upset that we eat is on Back no Yeah Mmm, Danny Danny Danny this could be an all-time flub It's good change everything about the draft. Are you do you think you did it?

Probably if I grabbed it like I grabbed it like this. Oh, and it could be dangling over. Oh boy You guys have optics on it If you don't it's fine slower because we're pre-ing it. We're gonna have to stick with calm a few It's right there on the top underwear People are gonna look like that was the worst first round ever salmon salmon and underwear The first you off the board Compare this to like a NBA draft. I mean it's like was it Yeah, it'd be better going one No, this is like when you're doing fantasy with your friends and you pick the wrong guy, but same name. Yeah wrong guy

Adrian Peterson the Bears running that underwear underwear does pair well with chocolate What a crazy couple of pics we've had oh wow you guys really went off script Oh wow you guys really went off script underwear pairs perfectly with a little chocolate This underwear is from like 2003 that's old ass underwear aged looks like he transformed to a werewolf I wear no This is going great So cocky palmed it like a Harlem Gloom What base is good with underwear right double spin TJ to people back to back?

Yeah, put pressure on put some pressure on them Come on He knows what he wants. I'm getting nervous that I haven't chosen it again Am I Jay do you have anything? I don't have anything yet. Oh Brandon's going base Cheddar Bay Cheddar Bay Okay, hey, oh And it's going base. Cheddar Bay. Cheddar Bay. Kate. Oh, pressure. Do it again. Spit it again. Hey, really?

I guess the biscuits. I think it could go savory or sweet. Oh, Nick. Yeah. All right, so Kate and Nick. Kate, Nick can pick ahead of Kate. Oh. Oh, quick with the ramen and the marshmallows. Oh, oh, ramen and the Marshmallow.

Oh, the M's just got raided. Wow. Raided. There was a second ramen. Yeah, the M's are all of a sudden a problem. Miso, mackerel, marinara. Mortadella. Mortadella.

Are you checking to see if that's ramen? Oh my God. Yeah, that was fast. Are you checking to see if that's ramen? Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, that's good. They do this in prison, I think. Rip open the flavor pack and sprinkle that on. Real good. Freshman year of college all over again. That's what I'm hoping the flavor pack will save me.

Oh, smart. But your brain is just gonna know it's in there. I know. That's why I don't, yeah. All right, next up. Let's do another two rapid fires. Oh smart But your brain is just gonna know it's in there Soon oh two rapid fires. I like the rapid. Yeah, it's nice little pressure I like having the person that goes second. Yeah, Nick. Yeah, that made me rush that made me panic. Oh Oh He's got oh, oh, we got it. Oh, he's doing this. We line up going dark chocolate for better. I was smart Nick he's in greedy territory now. Yeah, but he's got his sweet tooth lined up. Oh Not much you can do there

Chocolate oh, what was that? That's a chocolate sauce. Oh my chocolate sauce chocolate sauce Shit Oh, what was that? That's a chocolate sauce. Oh, my chocolate sauce chocolate sauce Shit So you have dark chocolate marshmallows chocolate sauce. Oh, wow, if you get stuffing. Oh Oh, wow You do another couple I got I'm on greedy watch I went from zero to big-time greedy watch for you I have one more and then a base. Oh fuck Brandon. I Don't have anything yet. Oh shit, Jay He's dancing tall. He knows what he's dancing to it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Get it big boy. Get it big boy. Oh

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Oh, Brandon's going to be greedy. Oh, a greedy watch. What is this, number four? This is his last take, right? Brandon, get ready to learn muscles, buddy. You got a base. You got a base you got a P you have P base M it's gonna do D or U not much D left I think I know somebody named D U what do you mean? I know an Asian person I'll need you Butter that's good. That's good. I got a good one butter is great butter. I thought would have could be one one boy You're a greedy greedy boy

Butter should have been one one. Yeah, I, I Took underwear over underwear over all of that. What's happening? He thought he was in a great you're learning muscle with duck egg boy. Yeah, you can take the last one But if your name comes up again, it's muscles marinara time Duck fat won't be good, right? You're going duck fat? Brandon, I think that- No, he actually has very consistent- I think that's fantastic.

I think I would've gone French onion dip. But mussels will kind of set that thing into a different direction. You're done, that is a world record pace. Holy shit, Brandon Yeah, that happened fast. Okay. I was thinking about duck fat if I got one one You just called the last two both one ones I didn't know that you have anything I don't mean Don't you have a friend named duck fat?

Is your name on the wheel On the wheel Y'all play Oh y'all play What's on the Yeah, it's what duck egg muscle or prosciutto prosciutto be good so you have to give up whichever one you Know I thought greedy just added. No, I don't get you just add it. Yeah But you don't like eggs. I don't care. Okay.

I mean, I don't want, I would. I guess you might as well put peaches on there too, just in case he gets greedy multiple times. Mm-hmm. So there'll be four things. You just. That's good. Yeah, but you just grab the peaches

so you can get a couple, didn't you? No, I didn't take any. Oh no, it's mussels. Mussels, and TJ spelled it perfectly. That's different. Yeah, TJ, so, that actually, muscles and TJ spelled it. That's well, that's different Yeah, you so that I was to flexing I Don't think that'll be horrible though. All right, so should Brandon be off the wheel now

That he's got everything in a greedy Or do we keep him on for more greedy's cuz eventually it will just be like so many things I forget how you how you and I think isn't it Like everybody has to get one thing everybody has to have one ingredient before greedy ends, right? Yeah We did it with Kyle getting wet. I got none Okay, okay, so keep them on keep them on we did just say a different role But that is how we used to play it's gonna change a million times. Yeah. Yes All right, all right, so if you get another one you got to get another one. I understand. Maybe until Che gets one, spin the wheel differently,

hold the button longer. What's happening? Wait, is that five in a row? How many names are on that? Absurd. Another greedy. That might be literally one in a million You should do a quick wet wheel. Another greedy. That's insane. That might be literally one in a million. That's a record. Maybe higher.

Thanksgiving miracle. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. You get six in a row, we get to hit you in the dick. Eight, cause fair. Eight, cause fair. Greedy. All right. You are so greedy.

I'm just here to eat, man. Was that really five in a row? It's at least, right? Yeah, I mean he went. Who has the most ingredient. I have six in a row. Yeah I think it was. I have six. I think he just took three ingredients then got a greedy then he's got a second greedy. Five. That's five. Statistically what is that? No I have six ingredients here and I'm about to get a seventh. Five or six. Six. Did he go six in a row? One go six in a row it wasn't one was not in a row No, no one wasn't a row five biscuits at first

And then what was your second somebody else went and then I got I got back and I got butter No, I got mortadella second then I got butter then I got duck fat that got ham that got duck fat five times in a row Is a one in thirty two thousand seven hundred sixty eight chance dude wish that a parlay. Six times in a row is $500 cash? Yeah, sure. But OK, fine. It's not going to happen. Fine, OK. Six in a row is $500 cash.

Seven in a row is the rest of the show you're naked. Butt naked. Your ass. Your ass cheek spread. Would you? OK. Yeah! Yeah!

OK. All right, wait. Spin for his next greedy. This he's got one more greedy coming. Oh my God. I want seven. If you end up being naked, I'll blur it. We'll have to see. How are we going to not talk about this until?

Oh my God. I want this so bad. You turning the corner, but naked is going to You shaked my hand way too fast for that. Okay. Whomp, whomp, whomp. Oh, yikes. You got a loaded everything. Okay.

How am I gonna do that? Just drop the, okay. All right, let's keep going. We got. This is for six. This is for $500 cash. Oh no. Oh my God!

What? All right, you get $500, I'll Venmo you right now. Is he playing the same one over and over? Can't tell. Okay, so another greedy. I still get the $500, whether I get naked or not. Yeah, yeah, I'm Ven I'm been moving into 500 right now I've hundred dollars you made five hundred dollars, but you also might have to get

I'll let you borrow strands as I was under oh my god Brandon Walker. What is happening cubes that haven't been touched since the bush One in two hundred and sixty two thousand That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

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That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. my part of the bargain $500 has been Venmo to you boom you should we do an eliminator no it's just the next it's got to be the next one oh this is this You're welcome. You're welcome. Give me the overshoot, though. This is insane. Me? This is insane.

Oh my god. I'm having so much fun. Okay. I think Kathy Mitchell's in the waiting room watching. Yes. Yeah. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Oh! damn. I can't believe you just got that. Yeah, that's crazy. I've thought for sure. Things are coming up. That was a thrill. Imagine we thought about that one spin earlier. What'd you get, Kate?

French onion dip. Okay. TJ, yeah, let's power through the wheel, and then we'll have Cathy on so we can start baking while she's here so she can help us. What does dragon fruit taste like? And we can also tell her everything we have. Do you like it? Do you think you'd like dragon fruit?

Probably. Che has not gotten anything. Oh, as soon as Che gets something, you can take Brandon off the wheel. And greedy is... Che, take Brandon off and greedy is Take it Brandon off done all right Branding you're done, and I don't think that's a horrible looking not horrible. I'm $500 richer unless chase deals Oh, that's just somebody can someone could steal someone could steal all right if it comes up steel. Yeah, I

Don't really have a whole lot of steelables. I got a couple steel If it comes up steel, yeah. I don't really have a whole lot of steelables. I got a couple steelables. And you're gonna go right to it. Your first pick is dragon fruit. The D's are terrible. I have one thing. I got them all. There's no D's left. Uh, Dil Pickle, Devil Days. Oh yeah, Doritos. So who doesn't have a D? Me. I don't.

Oh, you got more so than underwear. Oh, gross. You pickin' the underwear changed the whole draft. Changed everything. Accidentally, I went on record. Okay. This is like two double, two back to back. Kate. No. Oh. Eight. That's B. That's Kate. I know that. All right. So Kate has P.

She's almost done. And D. And what else? Can't wait to see Kathy Mitchell, all of our picks. Oh. What's that, stuffing? Stuffing. Yeah, that's good. That's smart.

That's smart. What you sitting on over there, Kate? Stuffing? Pink salmon? Not actually sitting on over there, Kate? Stuffing? Pink salmon? Not actually sitting on, Kate. Two plant-based ham. I got French onion dip, ramen, pink salmon, and stuffing.

Could be worse. I think your flavors are going to push out. Overpower. That's what I'm hoping. Danny? No, Nick, Nick. Nick. Nick. Spin it again. Put some pressure on.

Ah, yeah, yeah. No pressure. Hey, I'm fucked. No, we're fucked. We're fucked. Over. Oh, it's over, KB. I have Doritos. What is that soup in M?

Miso soup. But why is it red? What is miso soup? Can we shake it just so it doesn't look as gross? Isn't that like the default? Do we have plates too? Oh, we have bowls. You have plates, yeah.

That's awesome. Check the soppercetta. Kaitlyn, are you going home for Thanksgiving? Are you going home for Thanksgiving? Are you going home for Thanksgiving? Yeah. Okay. So is Paige. Who?

Paige doesn't live with us. Well, she has to keep our house. Okay, bye. All right. Oh, we don't talk, so. Okay. You talk here, right? Yeah.

Okay. I don't have her phone number. Do you have her phone number? Caitlin's? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know it. It's in there somewhere. Okay. I only have her phone number. Do you have her phone number? Kaitlin's? Yeah, I don't know it. It's in there somewhere. Okay. You want it?

You want me to say it out loud? No. Okay. So, KB, you and I have won? I have won. KS Dragonfruit. KS Dragonfruit. We also have won.

Bad for us, boys. Blame Brandon. We are in a bad spot rich ass Brandon Feel like I played it pretty perfectly There we go I'm torn and it's a cow being kind of thing. Dean Jones Dean Jones I kind of think the deviled egg wouldn't be bad mixed around be bad mixed around.

Thank you, Kaelin. What are you starting with? Pancake mix. Okay. He's looking at the marinara. He's looking at the mustard. The Depal is just deviled eggs and dill pickles. He's getting close. He's getting really close to marinara really close to really examining me so soup do it ah an era marinara mix with what else do you have pancake mix the The late autumn of savory pancakes That's bad And it also sucks because you're not having dinner since you have no money left

This is your fucking this is your dinner. He's lying about that. All right spinach you're lying about your ventures. Yeah I'm I have good money Oil baron decent money oil baron shit I have good money. All right. Steel has been a... Stupid. Wyatt. Well. Danny!

So Danny underwear, morsels. It might be okay. What do you mean it might be okay? We might be okay. He's planning a steal. A twist. I just realized with the way we're doing this

It's gonna end up with the three of us on the wheel with a lot of steals a lot of steals We just gotta hit a couple steals do we have to steal a letter for letter? Yeah, yeah, okay We just gotta hit a couple steals. Yeah Yeah, take that in the heart of the pick like I'm planning on getting I'm basically all my plans are now steals. What is that Danny? chocolate cake chocolate cake morsels and some Saharan skivvies Are you done Danny no Here we go. God damn it! Okay, you have one. I have one. My one sucks too. My one was a great pick. No? Umami. He said he loved that seasoning.

With marinara and pancakes though? Like a pizza. It's just like a pizza. You might be inventing a food today. It might be. Pancake, pizza? Savory pancakes are the best. Like every time I have one I'm like, so good.

What was that, a savory pancake like what? I've had a scallion and a sweet potato recently. I guess sweet potato isn't that savory, but it tasted savory. So. Agreed. OK, so now when this hits. Now it's the next spin.

Next spin, they got to steal. And only they're eligible steel. Yeah. Yeah. Oh Is it a trade? Yeah swap for letter? What letter Oh three that sucks fuck Sorry, we'll get it Want a bet steel goat stays back on after oh Fuck! Say it. I won't get it. Wanna bet? Steel Goat stays back on after. Oh.

Chey? Chey can steal, swap Ds. Okay. Oh, great. What do we got? Don't you have, wait. I have a D, so I can swap. Okay. What's your D?

I don't have D. You don't have one you have Doritos you have Duck fat yeah, what? Great wait really knows right there. Yeah, you wanted the duck fat He had his eye on the duck fat for a fucking bitch duck fat goes with every every it's a yeah It's gonna probably hit the pan Yeah, that's a good pick. It's gonna lubricate the pan okay goes with everything underwear Probably the pan. Yeah, that's a good pick. It's gonna lubricate the pan. Okay.

Goes with everything. Underwear? Might. All right. I need a base. I waited too long for base. Eggs. Oh my God!

What do I need? What do I need? Fine with all those. You're fine with paris? I don't know what's better between deviled egg and dill pickles Devil egg would be better. What all right make a pick waiting Kathy's waiting We got to get all of our shit ready so she can walk us through this We're gonna need a can of who needs an am I Me so everything it's muscles or me so there that sucks yeah spin again TJ while he picks what was it

peanut sauce yeah you know it's also a great pick that's a great pick card I'm back up, I'm back up. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Smell of the spicy peppers? Spicy peppers and green.

I like that. That's a good pick, I was gonna take that. What's in the can? I didn't want the parasite. Pumpkin. Pumpkin. Ah, shit. I also couldn't take something that I wanted because if I get a steal,

then I'd have to give up something I wanted. So you're not gonna get a steal now. No, probably not. No probably not No, it's wet fuck all your shit's wet. No all my ingredients are like wet Damp ass pancake liquid Okay be is this your last one? No. Yeah, um, double deck. Wow.

You're done? He's been sitting around all day? Yeah. I had it in the fridge until like, Wait, what are our bases that we get to pick from? Egg. And chocolate cake. And lemon, no chocolate cake's taken lemon.

Oh no. And what's the, what's the grits? Grits. Grits. Is grits on its own? You think egg's brutal? How is grits gonna come? I think it's gonna be normally. That's not enough grits? Okay, it's great on its own. You know, you get brutal How is grits gonna? I guess that's not on my wrist. That's not enough grits Maybe we pull the oatmeal back

Next to you. Okay, so if I'm the only one without a deed, I just automatically know Yeah, I'm gonna earn it, right? Wait, you can just take that it's the only one left right but He's got our I guess this deal could take place right steal. Yeah. Yeah, you can't take it. Okay. You can't take it What are you thinking about Brandon just so you know Danny all the rules in this game are made up on the fly I should take it. It's fluid like None of it makes sense we're not fucking with take it. We've already changed We've changed four rules that we decided before we even started

Okay, okay So Danny are you set off and no he Nick what do you have to get? Parasite and go air cider pumpkin which way will he go alright so Danny's off the wheel now this is where and who needs to see this is where we shake it's the parasite parasite take the pair but Jay this is where we start getting the steals true true true like this might actually end up working out out for us maybe yeah yeah it's's for lens will be tasteless

All right might not be too bad now You'll have to check and see if it goes with nine vaccines Grain alcohol and deionized water has brain alcohol plus organic greater than sign ethically wild harvested okay so it's just organic alright spin it it's J off yeah okay you're done No, no, he needs a base. I know, I only have two ingredients. Oh, he needs everything. Chey?

Potato chips. Shit, I wanted to go maximum chips. Alright, so I take the mustard? Yep. Oh wait, oh that box us. Why? With you taking the last one with the steals. The whole strategy is out the window.

He he he he. It's not a bad thing you have, Galerite. You're fine. Look at you. Peppers, Doritos, mustard. Mackerel. Okay. Mackerel. Okay. Damn. I fucking out-thought myself.

Well. Wait, should I be off the... Yeah, you're done, right? Both of us, right? Well, Big Cat came up anyway. Kyle, are you done? I'm done. Yes Kyle off the wheel What you gonna do big cat gotta take the Miso, right? Steven whatever I take do not take the other one what he has to that's not how this works How are that's how we want to steal the say do not touch the other one?

How's it not gonna work? They're gonna try to make you take it do not take it so no no But if there's one left it automatically goes to yeah, it's there you take it do not take it so no no but if there's one left it automatically goes to yeah it's there are three bases left yeah it's been automatic the whole time so if you take a three base fuck grits is probably flavorless that's not enough grits that's good too Egg would be an omelet. Lemon might be weird with the peppers and mustard. He's going egg. I think I would have gone egg too.

No. Yeah, I think you go egg there, Kate. Well, maybe grits. It's just a fluffy omelet. Do not touch eggs. I don't think it's gonna turn out that way. Until I say touch it. You two are colluding?

Yeah, we are. You're colluding? That's not right. We have to fight for our lives. We,uding. Yeah, we are you're colluding. That's not right for our lives. We This is collusion. I got a mustard Dorito egg omelet We're fighting for our lives That's not even follow my I don't think it's bad. Do not touch anything unless they don't even mustard I thought your own thing Stephen do not touch. He would fuck you over. No, I would he will fuck you over No, I I'm carrying you guys are talking to the one guy who will actually like I have him more in my back pocket than anyone

Is that true Steve? Yes Steven and Jerry I could tell like they could be a burning building. I'd be like run in there still live forever and they're like, okay 99 versions in there. Oh, yeah Okay Here we go. So you Kate like it. Oh Yeah, good call and then we'll have Kathy on Kathy's ready to go. She's I think she's been watching this Oh Kathy I'm so sorry. We're trying to make sure she can see us. Okay, she's having trouble Don't plug those in because they heat up like almost since don't plug them

I don't want them to be sitting there hot for like 10 minutes. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I'm gonna plug it or the other ones plugged in over there. No that was the first one that we're unplugging All right, let's spin that shit who's still on it big cat. Shay. Yeah I'm off and steel and steel see Shay see And steal see she see And now what you gonna do big oh see Jay you're getting fucked over. Yeah, you're getting fucked over I'm not gonna fucked over. Yeah, I get one of those. We'll take the worst ingredient and leave the government for Che Yeah, just a case for it. They're both. They're both fun. All right, you get me so soup you like mackerel che He gets it automatically no, he doesn't until he touches it. It's not his no. That's not true

Danny took it automatically everybody's taking Talking about people who are touching no no no no no everybody got a model. You made Danny That's his reason. No, he hasn't touched it. He has not touched it. It doesn't matter. Don't touch it. It doesn't matter. Are you on or off the wheel?

What? Are you on or off now? He's off. Oh, fuck, I'm off the wheel. You're off the wheel. Oh, shit. Oh. Jay?

Fuck the mackerel, because I was trying to be a good friend. Jay? I think they're both pretty poor ingredients for anything. Ooh. This ends it. It's over. It's over after this.

Yeah. Because you're going to take a base, and he's going to get the other base. I'm going to get the other base. Grits or lemon cake? Ooh. This ends it. It's over. It's over after this. Yeah. Because you're going to take a base and he's going to get the other base. Grits or lemon cake. Yeah, it's over. It's over. Unless I get fucking and just take the miso. No, no.

That automatically goes to... The miso's yours. Well, you can actually get a steal. Yes. No. No. No. No.

No. That's not about you. That automatically goes to shit. No. No. No. This is not continuing not continuing. I was smart. I was smart. He automatically got that. Oh, there's two bases. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Get a base. Now it's no, no, don't touch the base. Don't touch the no. It's over. It's automatically. Who's left? He gets grits. It's over.

Is it? Okay. Over's over. I'm coming for a good face. Yes! No! This is not happening! If he hits steel again, remember to take a piece of clothing off. That's right. It lands on...wait, wait. Yeah. What? Che gets a steal This is over take your grits I don't want you got you have he hasn't taken his base yet TJ. Hey, remember that they're all trying to You don't take his job He's taking He's taking the underwear. You can't have that. This is over. You get the grits. No, wait, wait. What are you taking? But you also have to listen. No, no, wait. What are you trying to take the chocolate cake? Yeah. No,

you don't have a base to trade. Oh no. Yeah. That was fair of me. Okay. You do not have a base, but there's one base left. He hasn't touched it yet. All right. So somebody's getting parasite. Oh. Or me. I'll take parasite. Me so, me.

I want parasite. You want the mackerel? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You want some peanut sauce? What about salmon? Oh, the mortadelle? Hey, how about the mortadelle for the parasite? You can't get nothing over here.

That's a good trade. You can't get nothing over here. Thai peanuts. This is over. You're not getting, it's over. You have grits. Oh. Um. Don't take from me.

I'm the only one who had your back. Take. It's not happening. You're not looking at my pile. You're not getting anything out of here. I'm looking at everybody's, I'm not looking at the people. I'm looking at the ingredients. KB's is pretty appealing.

What's your P, Kate? Pink salmon. Oh, hell no. I'm not looking at the ingredients. I'm looking at the ingredients. I'm not looking at the ingredients. I'm not looking at the ingredients. I'm not looking at the people ingredients Is pretty appealing what's your pk Take salmon. Oh hell no And we're just letting this happen as long as it doesn't affect us Go after Nick and Brandon. They're the ones what where are your ingredients? You ain't getting nothing over here. Yeah, pull them out Nick I'll help you. What is that? Che? What's your premium chocolate sauce?

Che, what's your M? Che, you know what's up. What's the M? For the mortadelle. I am? Yeah. Brandon has mortadelle. Marshall does.

You're not getting the mortadelle. You fucking forget that. I'm getting out of here with my mortadelle, my 500 dollars, fuck all y'all. This is absurd. This is, you guys have game assistance, you didn't even benefit from it. I know. Morsels. But he is. Morsels.

Morsels. Morsels. Morsels. Morsels. Morsels. You fucked Annie twice? Wait, why would you want? It goes perfect with underwear. What? Why would you want chocolate?

You're giving me miso? Yeah, it doesn't. Why do you want chocolate? I didn't think you'd do something. You had parasite. Dug fat. I would have gotten rid of parasite. All right, now.

Now, Che. All right, spin again. Take your grit. Not spin again. No, don't touch it, Che. Don't touch it. Don't touch grits, Che. Che, remember, when they tried to wedge us I had your back

I know I fuck this If it lands on steel again, he has to take off an article. That's a fact. That's a fact Okay, you guys have seen my This is not how it works Alright, so I'm probably gonna look good to get rid of the parasite. Yes, the peanut oil. Randy, what's your pee? Oh, KB's right. No, the peanut sauce.

The peanut sauce with the chocolate? Yeah. Nope, that's good business. Parasite. Do anything. You just want to experiment with the parasite. I do. Just land on Che. Do anything. You just want to experiment with the parrot, say oh. Just land on Che.

Thank you. Ah, damn it. How about you take grits. That was a great one. That was really fucking stupid. That was bullshit by you. No, that was a great one. And you didn't need a benefit.

But I did, my friend did. That was rooting for my friend. Yeah, that's what friends do, help each other out. Yeah. Pals. That ruined everything for me. I have miso soup. All right, I think now we have to any any guy fuck. So is Kathy available do it do the ad read If Kathy's ready to go we'll have Kathy on but TJ. We also need to spin. We have three red copper

Right three of us. Yes, one two three. Yeah, so we should spin to see who gets to use it in what order We don't have today's ad. three, yeah. So we should spin to see who gets to use it in what order. We don't have today's ads. You have? Yes. Yep. That was so much fun. It's the most wonderful time of the year. Holidays on the house at DraftGames Casino.

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I could power through it that that one that one could that's a tough one to pair When I looked up at you, I just couldn't keep going. No, that's fair. Well learned. All right, so what are we wheeling for now? Who gets to go on the... Oh, who goes first? Oh, wait, is Cathy here? Yeah, let's get Cathy here, but let's wheel to see the first three people,

and then we'll talk to Cathy and she'll start. I'm so excited to talk to her again. There is butter here, friend, and it doesn't have like a... Should I go get a knife? Yes, a knife. Probably, should we all get a bolt? A can opener? There's bowls. bowls. Yeah also put steel on there again

No, why yeah, just in case just in case That was great I love when the chaos happens in these drafts Okay I love when the chaos happens in these drafts Okay, oh I hope it lands on Steve Yeah, that was fun that was really fun I really wish I hadn't picked up the mustard I wish I had thought about that a little bit earlier, and we didn't screw ourselves man. That's for your you right So are we mixing all of our ingredients?

In this bowl. Should everybody run through what they have as they mix? Oh yeah. And let's get a... Do we have spoons? Oh, spin it two more times. We have three of them. So take me off.

Oh no. Okay! Oh no! Somebody can steal... What is... I have the worst ingredient. Oh No, okay Somebody can steal what is I have the worst ingredient? Yeah. Yeah, what a steal here though nothing Do you steal like your line your place in line? No anything you want? Kate you got a steal. I got a steal from big cat no from anyone. This is the steel. No! Big Cat, what's your pee? What's your pee? No, we're not doing pee! We're not doing steel for this! We already did that! No, no, no, no. What's your pee? Peppers. Peppers. Hot peppers. From Big Cat. Yeah, yeah. What do you have? Pink salmon. You wanted a steel! No more steels! No! It only lay down steel, steel's off the wheel!

God damn it! You got a seafood medley that's not for what you got that's bad it's mackerel mustard it's not gonna work and eggs and Doritos how is that not bad it's bad but that didn't make it any worse cuz you already had mackerel. Alright, so Kate, you get to cook as well right now. Oh shit. Oh Kate, can you tell us what is in yours? Okay, so I have the stuffing base. And I'm going to put a few big blobs of French onion dip in it.

Along with some uncured sweet soppressetta, some ramen, and hot pepper. Not horrible. Sounds pretty good. I have a knife if anyone needs it. I need a knife. Okay. I gotta cut. All right, let's see if Cathy,

oh, spin one more of these copper pots. And hot pepper. Hell yeah. I am the worst. Hell yeah. Kathy can confirm, but I think maybe putting a layer of butter in the pan to start will help things not stick. There's butter on the table. I'm just using the table straight up.

Is that bad? That's what I'm like. Kate, do you have a butter something for me? No, I don't I Don't want to Kathy on I don't want to gloat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's gloatable. Can I have do you have? Have you how long have you been watching for Long enough to just certify all of you insane? Okay, did you were you here when Brandon almost had to get naked?

No, okay. All right good. I was here, but I couldn't see okay, so Cathy we did the draft first of all We're gonna air this on Wednesday before Thanksgiving so happy Thanksgiving And you celebrate on Wednesday. Kathy celebrates on Wednesday. That's correct. Nick and KB are here by the way you didn't meet him the last time. Hi Kathy. Nice to meet you. I was so jealous when they got to meet you early. I'm happy to finally meet you. So Kathy we're about to cook in your red copper five minute chef. Okay. Are we... Are we... Well, I'll just tell you what I'm about to cook. I have eggs, Cool Ranch Doritos,

pink salmon, canned mackerel, and mustard. Sounds like an omelet. Okay, yeah, all right. So how many eggs should I do? I would just do one if you want to put a bunch of stuff in it okay, can you beat it up. Yeah, I did 3 but okay, yeah, I'm not going to put too much stuff. Yeah, it's it's going to puff up when you put it in the

machine. So okay, if you're putting in a bunch of you know, salmon and Doritos and stuff, you don't want to put too much egg in there. Good to know good to know. Kathy, hey, it's Nick. I'm cooking first here as well. I have, I'm making a lemon cake as the base with marshmallow, dark chocolate,

chocolate sauce and peanut butter pretzel. Oh, sounds delightful. Thank you, Kathy. Oh my God, look at this, this is delightful. Thank you, Kathy So if your cake mix mixed up it is I hate so should I mix up the ingredients into the cake mix Yeah, you could okay Kathy um how how's everything going? Did you move you see you remove? No, not yet. Okay I'm waiting. I'm waiting for electricity so I could get my certificate of completion or whatever

Are you guys got questions for Kathy Nick and KB you guys never met her Kathy do you do the wishbone after the turkey? Do you break? No No, What? I spatchcocked my chicken so, my turkey so. Bad first question Nick. Well, I blew it. No, not a bad, but I, you know, you can cheat on the wishbone and I know how to do it so. Yeah, Cathy, what's the weirdest thing you've cooked in this copper pot. Well I could pizza in everything home. OK you know I

if that's my claim to fame is whatever machine you give me I will find a way to cook pizza in it. I love that I love that is there anything we should know specifically about cooking in these things? Do not latch it when you're cooking. Do not latch it when you're cooking. That's what she just said. Are we flipping it over?

You can flip it over, but don't latch it. If you latch it and you put eggs in it, it will explode. OK, all right. That's good to know. All right, so I'm gonna show mine to the camera All right, what is that looks like soup tell her what it is I It's It's salmon its eggs. It's Doritos. It's mustard So he's got the seafood duo of mackerel and salmon,

as well as eggs, mustard, and Doritos. Okay, well pour it in. Pour it in? Yeah, just don't, you know, don't pour it. Okay. Past the, you know, the bottom of the machine. Mm-hmm. Obviously, duh.

Obviously. What is your favorite food, Kathy? In that machine or just my favorite food? In general, yeah. In general. I guess, oh shoot, tacos I guess. Tacos? Yeah.

Homemade or ordered? Oh no, I make the best tacos in the world. Oh you do? Better make the best tacos in the world. You do better than the mexicans A friend of mine a friend of mine once moved away to texas and she called me one day and she said cathy I'd give my left breast for one of your tacos right now That's a texan said that yeah, that's how good all right. I believe you and what do you do? Do you do anything differently than the standard taco? I fry the shells and salt them. Oh Yeah, that sounds good

And then I mix all the you know, I put the meat in the bottom and then I mix all the lettuce and tomato and cheese Together so you get everything in every bite. Oh, wow Yeah, I love that Yeah, but salting the shells is a secret Okay, okay salted shells when we talked last time you said there was a documentary happening Yes, they're working on it. How was the tape? Yeah going? I You know, it's out of my hands right now

They're interviewing other people they've done all the taping of me, but now they're interviewing other people. Mm-hmm What was your what's the on screen highlight of your career? You had to pick one. You know, I had a great time with with. What's his name? Oh, shoot, I'm having a senior moment. Is it a food Food Network guy or a chef? No it's a game show host.

Game show. Black guy, big black guy dresses great. Steve Harvey? Steve Harvey, yes. Oh, and what did you do with him? Well, we had a good time. I made some cake in a machine. And Steve Harvey does it on video and then they can cut it afterwards. So we had a little good time of talking.

He said he... I offered him whipped cream for his cake. He said he didn't eat whipped cream. He worked with whipped cream. And we all know what that means. I know what that means. Yeah. So when it was over and he took my hand after he tasted the cake and he said, Kathy, will you be my girlfriend? And I picked up and I said, well, I've got the whipped cream. So he grabbed me and we were all steak Kathy. And this made the final cut, this was on TV? No, well, yes it did. Oh, wow. Mine's smoking heavily. Oh.

We got a little smoke, Kathy. I put stuffing, French onion dip, Sopracaetida, ramen, hot peppers. Ooh, did you put butter in the bottom first? I buttered it. Yeah, maybe the butter is smoking. It'll probably be put butter in the bottom first? I buttered it. Yeah, maybe the butter is smoking. You'll probably be fine. Should I flip it?

You can look at it first and see if it looks like it needs flipping. Something smells great. Look at that, it's getting crispity crisp in there. Kathy, does everything take five minutes to cook in this? Well, some things take a little bit longer. If you're cooking chicken or something, it's going to take a little longer.

OK. How's that egg coming along? Big Cat, how's your egg coming along, she asks. It should push the lid right up off the machine. Oh my god, that looks incredible, Nick. You got to show that to the camera after. All right. We got a finished product.

Yeah, this was cooked up quick. I feel like I should take it off already Well, you probably could I think I might it didn't have anything raw in it. So so persona The easiest way to get it out is just to pick up the machine and dump it out on the plate I just dump it Kate. All right. This is a dump a dump draft a dump a dump food. Yes, I need butter I'm about to dump about to dump it Kate. All right this is a dump a dump draft. A dump a dump food yes. I don't need butter I'm about to dump I'm about to dump it out about to dump them out. Set the plate down open the machine and just tilt it onto the plate. Just open the machine and just tilt it out onto the plate. Okay here it comes. Grab the handle and tilt it. There you go. All right. Oh, it's a juicy one.

There it is. I got a dump cake. TJ, ready for my dump? Right here. Main table. Main table, TJ, go to Dan. He really loves the look of Nick's crotch. There he is now, he's got your crotch. Oh beautiful, there you go. Are you with a bunch of shit inside, huh?

Yeah, mackerel. Ugh. There we go. Oh, that smells terrible. Mine smells so bad. Kathy, this machine is incredible. Yes, it is. Oh, that smells great.

Is that Menu Watch? Did that make a menu? Manual Finished product here Nick did you show Kathy the Kathy? Here's mine if you can see and what is it again? This is a lemon cake with marshmallow and two different types of chocolate and And what is it again? This is a lemon cake with marshmallow and two different types of chocolate.

Oh, the chocolate is what I'm seeing. So it's not burnt. Looks chocolatey. You came out good, is that it? Great. All right, Kathy, can you see mine? So I don't know if you can see mine. It is a egg omelet with Cool Ranch Doritos,

canned mackerel, a pouch of salmon, mustard. Was that it? I don't think that's the worst thing in the world. It smells so bad. You have to eat it. Yeah. Yeah. That part of the deal here.

Yep. The whole thing? Whole damn thing. No, always been the rule. That's always the rule. No! No, you entered, the whole thing whole damn thing You entered all them steals man, no my boys like 10 pounds No, like two or three bites. Hey, the salmon is what took mine to the rebites Kate three big bites I'm the bite for me. Here's a bite with everything Come to airplane Kate. Do you want to oh boy? Okay? You taste the mackerel? How's that pink salmon you getting it down the pink salmon to go ahead he's got it he's very savory

And Kate how's yours? Lot of salt. I tell you what, this would have been gross if I didn't get to cook it in the copper. Yep. I'm going to eat the whole thing. Because can I try yours? Yeah.

What's in yours? Just chocolate. Two different types of chocolate, marshmallows, and the peanut butter pretzels. And lemon cake. I got to say, the ramen with the stuffing and French onion dip, not terrible. It's actually pretty good.

Quite nice. it's a little too salty but we got four left and then that's good yeah thank you and the rule is you have to try mine now that is the rule Oh, it has the chocolate on my get the fish. I don't like fish The fish is pungent. Oh it dropped. Oh Alright, so Kathy tell us uh wait, so you're gonna do you do Thanksgiving on Wednesday night? Yeah, what do you want? They once the afternoon? Yeah, okay, so what's the best thing you're cooking? What's the best thing you're cooking? The mushroom. What's the best thing you're cooking?

Just the standard stuff. I have a spatchcock turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, homemade cranberry sauce, homemade rolls. What my kids call onion jello, which is green jello with apples sliced in it. They look like onions. They tell their friends they're... Love friends. I love that. I love that onion jello. Yeah it's just green apple sliced real you know into matchsticks and the kids tell their friends it's onion jello to see if they can get them to eat it anyway.

And then and then on Thursday Thanksgiving Day it's football. That's all day football leftovers. I love it. Do you have a team? Yeah. Well my team is the 49ers and they're not doing so well right now but I kind of like the I kind of like Detroit too. They play on Thanksgiving every year. Yes they do. Yeah they're going to kill my Bears. That's going to be a bad scene. That's maybe not. Maybe don't know I like your positive. You guys have any other questions for Kathy these machines are incredible can help it's incredible how fast they cook. I'll tell you what I made in that machine that was kind of

a fun thing I dumped a box of stove top stuffing and a can of chicken corn chowder and stirred them together and put it in there. I called it stuffed soup. It's pretty good. Oh wow, that does sound good. This is what I'm saying, Kathy just innovated. She's got it.

Stuffed soup. That's incredible. I'd love to take one of these home. It's pretty good. It's kind of crunchy on the outside and it's got chicken and gravy and vegetables in it. So it's pretty good. That's awesome. Have you ever made anything in it. So it's pretty good. That's awesome.

Have you ever made anything in it that didn't quite turn out? Like, do you experiment? Oh, yeah, I experiment. But you know what? I can't think of anything that didn't turn out. I believe it. Marshmallows kind of disappear. I thought I'd made a cake once and put marshmallows

in the middle and they just kind of disappeared. But you know, other than that, it makes great pizza. Just take a little... Pizza. Take a biscuit, like a canned biscuit, and flatten it out so that it's kind of ovular, like the shape of the machine. Put a little pizza sauce and some pepperoni

and whatever you like on a pizza and cook it for five minutes and it's delicious. I love it, I love it. Brandon's doing biscuits right now. Ch cheddar baby. I will Kathy stay on further He's gonna we're gonna cook three more of these and you can see them and then we'll let you go Thank you so much for joining us again. We love you Yeah We got it. I know I know you're you're moving you got stuff, but we gotta get you to Chicago

I want a whole I want a whole Kathy week where we cook and we just Know that'll be a blast Weather warms up. Yes, Chicago in the winter. Yes, you can you absolutely In the winter. Oh, yeah gets it. Yes Oh, here we go. All right, so Brandon's cooking Brandon say what you're cooking when you put it in Everyone say what they're cooking. I have cheddareddar Bay biscuits with prosciutto, mortadella, mussels, dragon fruit, unsalted butter, and something else. OK.

Danny? Danny, what are you cooking right now? Here, Mike. Chocolate cake mix with some miso soup, pumpkin puree, and a strand of Za's underwear. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Cathy, he has underwear in his.

Yeah. Have you tried anything with... Have you ever had a product for cooking underwear? No, I've not cooked underwear in it. And then Stephen... I'll try anything once, though. There we go, Cathy. Stephen, are you cooking?

What are you cooking? I've got grits Thai peanut sauce duck fat chocolate morsels and Russet potato chip. Oh, that's actually good. I think it's gonna be pretty good the duck fat might I don't know Yeah, little liquidy. Well wait till you're Kyle's cows gonna be the liquid. Kathy is your husband with you right now He's he said make himself scarce. He's watching the dogs love that Thomas Thomas Graham

How many how many dogs you have I have two Australian Shepard, oh those are great dogs what are their names? What are their names? Shadow. Australian shadow. Ginger and Shadow. Ginger and Shadow. That's good. Ginger is a little fat redhead, kind of like your mother, and Shadow just follows me everywhere. I love it. That's perfect.

All right, the boys are cooking. Brandon's smells, has a smell coming from it that is upsetting. Why? I can't quite put my fingers I'm a so sue the miso soup one. I think is cooking fine because the underwear balances it out Hold it all together Okay, you smell

Soak up the liquid yeah, I flip mine a few times. Did you big cat? I flip my do not foot mine. She told. Yeah. I flipped mine a few times. Did you, big cat? I flipped mine. I do not flip mine. She told me that if I flipped an egg, it could explode. Oh. No, no, you can flip it. Oh, if I latched. Just don't latch it. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah, something's wrong with this one. Something's... Yeah, absolutely. Something's wrong with the butter, I think. You put too much butter in there? I put too much butter in there. Probably.

Too much butter. Should I look at it? Yeah, yeah, let's see. Ha ha ha. Oh. Should I look at it? Yeah, yeah, let's see. I used too much butter. Too much butter? No such thing. Well there isn't that, unfortunately. Ah, shit.

Sorry, Kathy. It's okay. You can use too much butter in these. Oh, Danny, I just saw you lift it up. It looked like a... Ew. There's pickles too, I don't know if I mentioned it. Whole pickles?

I would actually adjust mine and make something like what I made. Yeah, no, I wanna use these now for like lunch. Definitely. Steven's, yours is cooking? It's way too liquidy. Way too liquidy from Steven, I think you just gotta cook it.

I smell it, it smells fine. Yeah, you gotta dump it out, take both hands. Well, you can dump it into a bowl. Yeah. Oh yeah, you can dump it into a bowl. He dumped it in a bowl. Eat it like soup. Ready? Kathy, did you ever think when you invented this, this is where it would lead to?

No, I'm not in the in here. Oh, Brandon, that looks good. Yeah, show it. What was your base? Oh, cheddar bay biscuits. Did it form? Yeah, I got cheddar bay biscuit right there. Oh, that's not bad. But look at the other side. The other side looks pretty good. Yeah, flip it, Brandon. Here, take this. We might have to do every draft. Pretty good.

I think so, too. Love the M. It makes it just adding the heat element, compressing. Oh, heavens. Kathy. Kathy, what happened? Well, you didn't cook it long enough, probably. I think you cooked it five minutes.

She said it's fine. You didn't cook it five minutes. And ham. She said you didn't cook it long enough Brandon. Well she had the opportunity to tell me that when I was cooking it. Well you should have listened to her when she said that. Five minutes? That's why it's the five minute chef. You see it right there. Well it's hard for guys like Brandon Walker to follow instructions. Five minute chef says right on the box.

Come on Brandon. Jeff says right on the box. Come on, Brandon. All right, well, Kathy, anyone else have questions for Kathy? We love having you on. When is the documentary? Do we have a date? No, not yet.

Okay. Well, you'll be the first to know, remember I told you you'd be the first to know. You did say that, I'm so excited. If you're still alive after eating all this weird food. A good point. A good point. Well, Cathy, thank you so much.

Happy Thanksgiving. You're the absolute best. Yes. Thank you for creating this red copper five-minute chef, because it's a delight to cook with. I got to ask you where you got them. We found them. Stephen, where did we get these?

Amazon. Amazon. Oh, really? I don't know. It might have been eBay. Did you buy it off of someone? It wasn't like a verified seller. It wasn't a verified seller.

Why? Are they discontinued? Yeah, they stopped making them. I told you last time the best place to find one is at the Goodwill. Yeah. No, we found three of them. Wow.

Yeah. So we're ready to go with them. We, we found three of them. Wow. Yeah, so we're ready to go with them. We're going to cook with them all the time. You guys may bring it back to life. I'll call the company and say we should start making them again. Yes, tell them that. Tell them we will push it. Oh, we should have Yak branded ones.

Yeah, we will push it. We will absolutely, yeah, we'll make one with you. People would buy it. This thing is awesome. All right, well, I think it is. Yeah. Kathy, thank you so much. Happy Thanksgiving.

And we'll talk to you later. All right. All right, you're the best. Thank you. Love you. Bye, Kathy. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye now. She's the best. The best. I kind of have this little hope that maybe we'll get on the documentary. I don't think so. No.

I'm just hoping that we can get to the documentary I don't think so no I'm just hoping that we can get to eat this book oh yeah Brandon maybe we'll get on a document do we have one open yeah yeah oh yeah yeah this one is yours okay yeah Brandon talk us talk to us I didn't cook it long enough so I've just got like some juicy biscuit dough Britain it says right on the box, five minutes. But I was panicking because it was making noises and dripping and exploding. I panicked.

Kate, you were over there with me. Jay is scooping his. A lot of things were happening. It looked like a door scene. Oh, Jay. Jay, yours looks like mad shit. Oh, Jay. Oh, no.

You're fucked up, Kate. She's pointing. The butter will jump out and burn your hand a little. I don't think grits ever solidifies, does it? No. It smells, well, no. Did you ever get a picture of mine? I did.

What's the worst part of yours, Brandon? Like, is there a taste that jumps out? There's a part right here where the dragon fruit and the muscle are in tandem. Intertwined, yeah. Big Cat, mustard ruined yours. Oh, everything ruined mine. The chunks of fish ruined mine.

But the thing that made me gag was like the overwhelming mustard. Oh, what made me gag was the huge chunk of salmon and mackerel Yeah With eggs Danny what's happening? What happened there? Oh, you had good ingredients. What's happening, but no he got stolen from Danny what are you doing? I said no to that. Danny, what are you doing?

Danny, you know that- You being an asshole just fucked up. What? You being an asshole about- Well, we weren't an asshole. We were playing by the wheel. No, you weren't. Yes, we were.

You were ignoring the preset things that we had done earlier in the game. We ignored every preset thing. We said from the beginning this was gonna be cutthroat no friends. Yes. And poor Danny. And also, you're a greedy motherfucker.

I'm not greedy. You got everything before everyone. Everything you wanted. Because I'm good at wheels. What do you want me to do? If rules were reversed, you would have done it. Brandon didn't use a duck egg. Oh no.

Oh, I didn't mean to. Oh, you gotta put the duck egg and eat it. No I don't. Yeah you do. You didn't use a duck egg. You gotta, wow! That was a simple mistake. That was a simple mistake. So then put a duck egg into the into the thing right now and cook it

Just one single duck egg or we can all throw them at you. Oh no I've done that before. Yes fun Just put it in there. It will cook Brand okay. Okay. I didn't I't mean to. I didn't mean to. And you. And you. There are no friends in this game. No friends in this game.

But you said play in the game. The game was over. You didn't play the game. I did play the game. Actually, you played it dirty. I got stuck with 28 things. I didn't, so I accidentally left one out. The most disgusting one, maybe.

No, I had the mussels in there. You accidentally? I have mussels and dragon fruit. You think I was gonna leave a duck egg. How about this? We hard boil all six and you have them throughout the week You could you can see the strand of Zaza underwear one hard-boiled duck egg. I love that. Okay. I love that All right Would you what would you have done I I was prepared to get naked you would have done it

I will release gotten down to my underwear and then let y'all decide what we go No, I would have made you go all the way I would have let you had your hand in front of it if you needed to but I would have said that you had You sitting on the seat So fun Kathy call it. I was prepared for $500. I was getting naked I thought that was a good deal. You came up big today. Yeah, yeah, that was you listen. That was a great game I do it again. I risked it. Yeah, I would do it again. That was a great game How did I hit six in a row your god saying oh?

Oh, it's a bad Danny talks through a man. Okay. There's a strand of underwear. Did you eat? Oh, you have some underwear I don't know those underwear have been to a strand of underwear. Did you eat underwear? Did you have some underwear? I don't know. Those underwear have been to a lot of countries. Yeah. More world travel than any of us. And have you seen how sweaty Za gets when he drinks? Oh my god. One drink and he starts pouring sweat. Drinks when he just stands.

Yeah. Oh my god. Also notoriously horny man. Yeah, there's been boner. He's against it. There's been sweaty boner rubbed against those. He's came in those oh definitely what did you pick his underwear third fourth that was it

was a second ingredient after chocolate pull up a video saw him with a plan chocolate underwear rips sweat yeah and he had those for a decade to two decades and now it's in Danny's body. In Danny's defense, he probably would have taken salmon, but Kate took that first. True. And ended up with it. And I ended up with it. KB, your tomato pancake is pungent, and it's smoking.

Oh yeah, how's yours doing? It's pure juice. It's fucking liquid. It's smoking a lot. Wait, so what happened, and how's yours, Steven? Danny, you're not swallowing, you're just sucking all the juices out of those draws. Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! Mine's really good. The grits are weird, I don't really like grits, but, I mean, I got potato chips, I got peanut butter, chocolate, and the duck fat was like a binding agent. It was a little liquidy, but pretty good, and we can eat the whole thing. You swallowed the undies. You can eat the whole thing. Are you still in there? The undies are down? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You was all liquidy, but pretty good. No, we need the whole thing swallow the undies Oh thing is doing is you're down. Hey, you saw stick your tongue out The underwear bite You could see it looks like a vein

Yeah, I'm a spirit. I have pumpkin puree very underratedly gross. They have you have also have used under any I have pumpkin puree very underrated the gross they have you have also have used under any Just toss them in throw it in the lip it They're one. How many bites one on underwear bite you should start doing co-worker underwear reviews I just rate them and not eat them He wore those to Qatar come on how much sweat those soft up off the balls oh please look at those behind you promise me day You promised me, Danny, we'll need underwear today. Oh, Danny. Danny, I'm holding you. Oh, Danny, not the underwear.

I don't want to make assumptions, but if the carpet matches the drapes, it is a rough scene to do. You think Zah might have blonde pubes? Of course the carpet matches the drapes. He's got it dreaded too. Oh, oh, oh! He's got it dreaded too. He's got it in his mouth. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Darn it!

Darn it! Darn it! Darn it! Oh! The amount of juices those little worms. Darn it! Oh! Shouldn't have pawned those pretzels. Oh that's so gross. You picked those. You should have taken those pretzels. Oh, that's so gross you take you should take the pretzels you picked those

You should have taken the press. Do you know how much horny za pre those of us? That was really stupid not taking the pretzel. Oh Danny curious You're done you're good you're good yeah good job Danny Oh him pulling those out Danny Danny watch out for the drippings here put the strand back up on the underwear return them yeah weave it back through the Oh gross. Don't tell me Diana you ate the under. Not again. You haven't eaten underwear since you were a little kid. I relapsed on underwear.

Kyle, how's the juicy one? Chay, you ate all of it? We have a rubber scraper on the table by Che. Mine was disgusting. I lost yet another draft. Every single time I have the worst. I think I had the worst one easily. Underwear side. You think you had the worst? Yeah. Salmon in mackerel. He had underwear, Dan. Yeah, but the tiny. But the tiny. But Danny, yours looks so... the color. Yeah, what else was in yours, Danny? Oh yeah, pickles.

Miso soup, pumpkin. Alright. And pickles and underwear. I'll concede. I had the second worst. You're right. Kyle, let's see that juicy. That's yours.

That's just a pancake. You made a savory pancake. What's in it? Marinara umami seasoning deviled eggs and parasite parasite and pancake mix. That seems fine. That looks good. Did you. It does not seem fine.

Did you smell the parasite? Yeah it was pungent. Was it? Oh, the marinara is gonna make it weird. He's also also the third dish that was made in that thing. That was going to be your dinner for the week! Your initial face acted like you liked it.

Taste that. No! You just spit it up! That's the deviled egg. That's the thing is, it's...whatever we do this, there's one thing that can just fuck everything. Oh my god. Should I clean it off or just put it back up as is? Hang it up back as is.

Yeah, we'll have to explain it to him when he gets back. Yeah. Danny ate a little bit. Danny got hungry. He ate some of your underwear. Oh, you want to do the High Noon ad? Yep. Yep, yep. High Noon, here's the tea about High Noon's all-new vodka iced tea. uh... you're doing a high noon ad

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Che I just want to say just remember just remember, there was a moment of heated contention. You had my back. And I was the only one who had his back. You cheated. You had your back. You had your back. No, but then when I was out, I had his back. You were still, you had hopes for your back at that point.

No, what would that have done to me? I was just defending my guy, because you guys were going after him. We weren't going after him. We were simply playing the rules of the of the game one has been established earlier playing the rules of the game We had given Danny Pickles automatically Kate had gotten some automatically then when it came time for che you said no We're not doing automatically well. No you don't touch it. No, but it was the last one But we have a we did it with everybody. I never did it before yeah, I guess we just switched the rules back

Fuck I ran it, and we ended up fine. We're fine fine. We're fine. They killed us. We're fine. Glad you all had fun My hardball these eggs and it ended up backfiring for big heck cuz you got the salmon a hundred percent I Think me and Che won this thing che ate his whole thing yeah anyone taste like no J ate his whole thing yeah, anyone taste like it no Sorry, you're fine. You're forgiven. I'm not too mad Changes to polish is very funny. That's what I do is it yeah, you proud of that clean play club I Guess all right

All right, spin the wheel and we'll see everyone on Monday after Thanksgiving December 1st. Oh, man. That's crazy. Yeah happens quick. Don't it that's way late boy Times a real motherfucker Good Danny There we go. Make sure to shop our Black Friday drop coins coming out. Yes. Black Friday drop. Please support the show. It helps us a lot. Uh, new kiss coins are sick. They're sick. Do we have hats coming out to believe? So you want the coins? I got the coins. Yes. Show us the coins. I haven't seen them. Oh, They're sick. Do we have hats coming out too? Believe so. You want the coins? I got the coins.

Yeah, show us the coins. I haven't seen them. Oh. They're premium. I have not seen them. We buy kiss coins for every girl in Chicago to pull out a Malisek. Yeah.

No, those are punch coins. Ah. I want to mix those two up. Oh. A punch coin. Should we make them? Yeah, we should. That'd be really funny.

We should make punch coins. If you're a woman, you see Malisek, you can punch him in the face. Oh. Oh, this is awesome. Thank you, guys. Oh. These are, these actually spin now.

And then on the back, if you flip it, Doug, there's a wheel that spins. There's a little red marker that indicates what you're landing on. And it says, in Yak, we trust. That is so cool. Turn around, Doug. Show the other side. Thank you. Dude, It's also kind of crazy seeing established 2018. Oh shit. You're not very bright. Yeah 18

2018 could Doug not figure out the corner couldn't figure out the coin 2018 established 2018. That's some that's some Density anything pre-covid feels like a decade. That's a heft to it. She's I don't That really applies look at this. Oh the wheel is fun. Yeah, it's kind of addicting very close for a while. That's a good coin I Mean fuck it uh if you see malisek in public you can pull this on him And if it lands on red on the back you can punch him punch him yeah, and yeah anywhere you want on his body It spins forever little too long but

That's my one complaint this won't stop it won't stop. It's the new fidget spinner Sounds nice not even slowing down if I had this What yeah this one in school? Oh? Listen. Huh? What? You have this when? In school. Oh yeah.

Oh. Oh. This. Look, it's still. It's not gonna stop spinning. It hasn't slowed down. It's a good ass bearing. It's still going.

Is it still going, Brandon? Mine's still going. It's still going. Like at a pretty good speed too. This thing is awesome. What's that thing that you would do in school that like you put paper on it and then you like crayon or? Yeah, yeah a rub it. Color?

No, like you put it on like a something like a quarter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would be that this would be very cool. Very good for it. Mine's going on well over a minute. Bloody knuckles with this. Oh shit. All right, that's a good sound. It's a great sound Limited amount once they're gone. They're gone how many I believe 1500 which I think is our highest population coin Our highest population coin I'm most into one dude that had every single one that we're making And then wait what are the rules for this if they see us in public one kiss yeah, but non-barstool them right?

This one barstool event this one a barstool event yeah anywhere Yellow yellow yeah And green is full make out fair enough all right well everyone have a great Thanksgiving. We'll see you when we're back go buy a coin See everyone Get your straws yak style and stay for a while is the yak Is the yak Is the yak Yes, diamond talk shop, we're doing Yankee swap is the yak Is the yak Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Stay safe this weekend and we'll see you Monday.

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