The Yak - Cathy Mitchell Makes Her Debut as Yak Mother | The Yak 10-29-24

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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20% off your first purchase. QZip's polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, Robak.com promo code Yak. It is Kathy Mitchell Day. Yep. I heard her voice. I think she was testing her Zoom. Uh huh. I'm so voice. I think she was testing her Zoom. I'm so excited. I could barely sleep last night.

I went down a little rabbit hole yesterday. Yeah. There's another book that never got created. Oh, really? Yeah, Ramen Everything. What is it? I think it's called Ramen Everything. Does that mean you could just make anything into ramen?

No. You make everything with ramen. Oh, so like jazzing up the packets. You only have a little packet of them, but jazz it up? No, like you make pizza with ramen. That would have been super helpful in college. Yeah. That was our only diet.

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100 delicious ramen recipes for ten dollars Whoa whoa? She was that whap sound effect. That's pretty nice Have you seen people will fix like cracks in a table with ramen? No. Oh, yes, I have. You can mold it in, let it dry, and then literally sand it down with a sander, and it's hard as a rock.

People use it for. So ramen could be a pizza. It's very versatile. Yeah, they'll fix their hood of their car. I'll just say something. I never in my life have had a ramen face. What? I don't know why. My love it but I never have. It's delicious. That explains a lot actually. In fact I've never I've never had it out

of the package unless my wife has snuck it onto a plate and I didn't know it I never did it myself. You're missing out dude. Yeah you don't know what it was like to be poor. That's the top three food I burned my mouth on. I couldn't afford ramen. Wait, where's Titus? Probably, we just did the rundown between mostly and now. We haven't had a, he's probably eating a salad. He's probably nervously waiting in the stall because of Kathy Griffin. Yeah, he's a nerd.

Kathy Mitchell. Yeah, Kathy Mitchell, she is. Oh no. Don't you fucking do that when Kathy Mitchell's here. It's Kathy Mitchell day. Thank God I got it out of the way. Get it out now, yep. It's Kathy Mitchell.

Kathy Griffin day's next week. Fuck, okay, I got it confused. I am so excited to talk to her though. Yeah, so she's gonna come on at one. I heard her briefly before testing the Zoom being like she got a surprise for us maybe? She might have made something. That's what she said.

What do we think the surprise could be? I don't know, I don't know. I think it's gonna be something yak shaped. I wanted it to be one of her storybook meals, but she's drawn it for us somehow and then there's food on top of it. I like that Yeah, like think anybody's educated her own any lore like will it be a 10x or something? I don't know She did she did watch yesterday and since she was a fan now Really? Yeah, okay at that report. So what if she what if she has a kiss going?

Okay, not that report. So what if she what if she has a kiss coin? See be lucky Kathy Mitchell out in public with a kiss coin. That'd be great. Yeah, we went in her pocket We'd be very lucky Did you guys see I happened upon this? I don't know if you guys saw it I think we're on like day 32 or 33. I'd send it to you TJ. There's guys chugging a beer every day until we Hang out with him. Oh, 30 chugging beer until I chug with the Yak. Oh, Dana. This guy did this for Grace O'Malley, too,

and successfully. How many days did he get? Not sure. That's San Diego State? It was pretty recent. I think he's gotta get to 100. But I noticed it finally. That's a thick boy.

Oh, yeah. The beer, it's not him. He did it. I think he did it until he did one with Dana and then asked Dana to nominate somebody and Dana nominated grace Oh, he did it until he got to do with grace. He did on stage with grace and then grace nominated the entire year I like this guy. I My eyes are on him. I don't know. I think a hundred's too much because he needs to get on to the next barstool person So 50 maybe

That's a let it happen naturally when it comes up again when I see it again Hundreds too much because he needs to get on to the next bar stool person so 50 maybe Let's let it happen naturally when it comes up again when I see it again Yeah, it should be more beers for a day 34 days on day 34. That's a whole month. He's Where is he located do we know what's the Riley fibers a hockey team? Is that his man cave is that's fucking cool? All right interested in these Riley fibers He just says local bar there If your main cave looks like inside an Applebee's is that cool I asking genuinely that's what I'm trying to make mine look like yeah Yeah, I feel like that I'm trying to cover up every inch of wall space with a picture or nostalgia or something

Yeah, I think that would be cool. Yeah, a knickknack. Very cool. Better than a bland. The only thing is, I got this giant TV in the middle of my man cave now. It's taken up so much of the prime real estate and I got your sign about put up to. Yeah, we're going to need the TV back for this one. I'm afraid it's not going to fit in that spot. Kate, have you made financial restitution yet?

No, I have not. And I'm just going to hide from Pete for quite some time, I think. Smart strategy. Just avoid him. I'll find you. I do the same thing. Riley Fibbers Pub and Grill.

Where is that? Oh, Notre Dame. Oh, he's a pub owner. Oh. And a horse owner. Shit, we might have to go to his pub and do a live yak from there. Is that Long Island?

Yes. He's got two of them. Got it. Very nice. Very dark and nice. I'd be attractive in that. Sorry, I was doing the rundown. Hi Titus.

I was doing the rundown. Nice haircut, dude. Me and, I was doing the rundown. Hi, Titus. I was doing the rundown. Nice haircut, dude. Me and Kate were also doing the rundown. Yeah, but we were all doing the rundown. Right. Yeah. I got here as fast as I could. Che, now that you get a real good look at Titus's haircut,

do you want to oof him at all? Because you've oofed him. I think it looks good. All right. Oh, thanks, man. That means a lot. I walked out of the rundown and headed here. Chase stops me in my tracks. Says, man, hey.

I got some bad news. I'm like, fuck. I don't know. What's this going to be? He says, I don't think I can play on the over 35 team this Friday. So what happened? What's this over 35? We just, Titus has noticed I'm getting closer. They've noticed I'm getting closer and closer to playing in the Friday run.

Like I'll stay a little bit longer. I'll hang around the court a little bit more. I'll take a couple stops. You're just basically hoping, yeah, that someone's like, hey, Brandon. I think it would help Brandon if he ran with his herd. So I think if we got a team full of old guys to play with him. Right.

So who's on our team? It's us three, Che and Chief. Oh, OK. That's not a bad team. Yeah. Pretty good team. But Che can't be here this Friday. So, flannel wedding.

OK. So we might have to have a replacement. Addison said he is over 35 and could qualify. So we were on the hunt for a 35-year-old replacement. Evan Turner. Oh, also Michael. Oh, yeah. Robbie Hummel? Yeah, we have Robbie Hummel and Evan Turner here.

Both in Chicago? Yeah. I could be the sixth man. They could play. Kate, how old are you? I'm 35. Oh, okay. They could play.

35-ish. Box out. We just watched, Kathy Mitchell has a ramen joy cookbook that just everything ramen. I kind of need him to see if the pizza part just real quick. Yeah, sorry. The ramen pizza. Ramen pizza. Ramen joy. That was an aggressive way to start the ramen. It was. I bet it's good. She didn't build up to it. Ramen joy cookbook. And wait, you see what you can make with it form cooked ramen or egg into a fast pizza crust then add your favorite toppings for a mouth-watering pizza in minutes. That's the Spiderman one. I love it. I love it so she's coming out at one. Do we have ideas for her?

Well she says she has a surprise for us. Oh really? We don't know what it is because it's a surprise. Yeah I have a couple questions. Such as? I'm saving it. Okay. Gonna waste them on you. I just wanted to prep you just in case you the questions were bad. Prep sheet littered with Kathy Mitchell questions as well. Oh. Love that. Love that. We do have to at least mention that our boys made it to the big time last night. Yeah are they too big for us now? I don't think so. I felt that I felt more as like that was like a team win Yeah, like it's like oh, those are my guys. I've seen the picture of him sitting So grace they can't be that short

Come with the frog was in that chair wasn't that short He's just the best The Rizzler's just something about him. I'll just say it. Look at him. We gotta get him in here. We need to get him in. He's yeah they I think they crushed it. Yes, they did very well and now they're all over the internet with new fans being like, who are these guys? Especially that guy. They brought some food for Jimmy.

What what did they what did they eat? What they eat Titus? Did they bring a double donk chocolate talker? That's what they brought or not you think they just laugh with the laugh track I could see Continuous laugh the whole well Fallon's a big laugher too right so yeah There was a chance that I guess it didn't happen because I probably would have heard about by now that they just laughed Their jaws just slowly became unhinged that they were laughing back and forth at each other. Maybe next time Man foul and just and Jersey Jerry tipping the cap to Mrs. Justice a little bit Oh, yeah

He's got a he's got a thing got a bit of a on her. Jerry was on his Sussy for Russie sign. Saw it a couple times last night on Monday Night Football. He basically had the best night of his life. Oh look at that, respectfully, Mama Justice still got it. She does? Down boy. Are you guys, is anyone doing the murder mystery tonight?

I can't. I am. Okay, nice. That's gonna be fun. I'm excited for it. I hope I don't suck at it as bad as I sucked at Clue. Oh you probably will though. I am. I can't as well, I can't either. That's gonna be fun. I'm excited for it. I hope I don't suck at it as bad as I sucked at Clue. Oh, you probably will though. I will. Yeah, you definitely will.

I know, I will. You definitely will. But I'm excited, I guess we're dressing up and getting scripts and it's a whole thing. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Very, I don't know who the other people are who are part of it. Do you hope to be the murdered

or the murderer? Or an innocent bystander? the more murdered get to lay down somewhere for a while is that the is that best case scenario ideal that would be ideal unless he tells you you can't be on the 35 year old basketball team okay that's best case scenario for me is laying down yeah nice lay all right let's talk about Lucy Lucy's the obvious choice for the true nicotine pouch connoisseurs. That's why they're the official nicotine pouch partner of Barstool Sports. Lucy pouches go up to 12 milligrams in strength and have a unique shape that feels great.

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old man moment last night because I went to the local run at my church I had been they'd been asked me to come on Monday nights to see the basketball is adult run basketball and I went up there and as soon as I saw how competitive the game was, I pulled the, I'm just here to watch. And I just sat and watched pick up basketball for about long enough to make it where it wasn't awkward for me to just dip in and dip out.

Sounds like you made the right choice though. I definitely made the right choice. Yeah. But there were probably a lot of people there watching, right? There was two teams on a court of five and there was a, it was legitimately a team of four. When I got there there was a team of four guys and I had to tell them, I had to be like,

look, no, I can't, I'm not. You're the only one in the gym. I'm the only one in the gym. They had an old man run in the scoreboard so I just posted up near the old man running the scoreboard. Wait, what are you so afraid of? Getting hurt? Running. Running?

There cannot be that many old dudes that are fit. No, it wasn't, Kate, it wasn't that I looked at them and was like, these guys are too good for me. It was these guys were playing too hard. They're putting too much effort into it. Diving after loose balls and shit? Yeah, setting picks and fighting over picks. But what's the worst thing if you get in and you like just don't give the same effort as them? So what? Then I'm that guy. I'm that guy that can't keep up and I'm there was one guy who was lagging behind the play whenever they would go defense offense he would lag behind and

that was the guy I would have had to be and I don't I want to be able to I'm getting there. Just find another guy to yeah be on the other team and then the two of you do it together together And it's not yeah, then you can just say I'm guarding him And I just knew that I wasn't I wasn't up to speed with those guys and I might get up speed with them soon But I wasn't up to speed Plus none of them acted like they recognized me for being famous. So I was like, fuck you. Oh, yeah. Then it's kind of, yeah, you walked in being like,

someone's going to be like, oh, Brandon fucking Walker? Yeah. Brandon from QuickPix? Let's do this. Let's fucking do it. No, I just wasn't. I had that old man moment where I was like, I can't. I can't, guys.

You walked back on the diving board. It's like calling somebody to tell them, you don't want to talk to them. That's what I did. I walked into the gym to say, I can't play tonight. Yeah, you had to do the reverse Yeah, where it's like yeah, you're you'd like pretend like oh, I got a phone call. Yeah. Sorry sorry I wish you were wearing though were you in like shorts and a t-shirt Fully I was fully decked out. In fact, I had a t-shirt on, shorts,

and some basketball shoes. And when I got there, that's the first sign that I knew I was in trouble, because the first guy that came down the court was wearing a mouth guard. I was like, fuck, these motherfuckers are serious. And you watched the whole game of five on four? No, it was five on five.

Oh, five on five. The four was the next team. Got it, got it, got it. And they were just waiting, and they needed an extra guy. Got it. Maybe the six-four man could help us out. Oh, no. Danny?

Connor Griffin wears a mouthpiece. Yeah, he does. It's true. I'm six-five, Danny. And if you ever do that again, we're going to have problems. We'll have to test that out. I'm going by your actual height, not your dating app height. You can't be doing that to him.

Six-five makes the obesity level come down right I always put in six three when I'm six and a half just so evens out I have I hang on with that six five like yeah fucking I've been I've been trying to find a personal trainer, but signing up and it always says you know describe yourself I lead off weight. Yeah, I lead off with six five every time. Even before it says describe your fitness journey, I wrote six five, currently trying to get under 250. Describe what you eat for breakfast. Six five.

Bullets. Wait, so you're back into trying? I'm trying. Yeah, well, this whole thing I've been doing for a couple months, walking, and now my 100 pushups and 100 curls, I've been doing it to try to get in enough shape to actually work out because I wasn't in shape to work out yeah now you're now I'm in shape to work

out you literally have to walk before you run correct yeah and I I'm up to I can do 45 push-ups at a time and and I was at like 20 so I'm getting your fucking Good, yeah, you're a beast. Yeah. Yeah shit Shit. Yeah, I said forget about it. Oh Was it so forget about it go forget about it good about it kill Forget about it. Are we doing something for Halloween? Kate I want to so bad, but I don't want to mock this day, everybody. So the one thing I was thinking, I have struggled to find a big pumpkin. I've put the call out on social media.

It's not happening. I've called a bunch of pumpkin farms. All the big ones are gone early. We missed out on big pumpkin. But what if gauntlet with a pumpkin on your head? I don't hate that. Or you could do like a pumpkin snowman where you get three and put it at different parts.

At different parts of the body, pumpkin snowman. Oh, if you made two holes for arms and you had the. I don't mind pumpkins, somebody had to be a pumpkin snowman. Or you just have to do the show with a pumpkin on your head. I don't hate that. Something with a pumpkin, I was thinking. We got the pumpkin part. The pumpkin.

The pumpkin is set. I was at the bar the other night. Yeah. Just being cool, you know like I am. Woman gonna come up to me, she gonna ask me anything you wanna ask somebody. She gonna say, Brandon. I said, yeah, that's my name.

She said, Brandon, this pussy tastes like pumpkin pie. What'd you say? I said, don't ask me no damn question like that. I ain't pussy tastes like pumpkin pie. What'd you say? I said, don't ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no pumpkin pie. Kick it! Ooh! Okay, so I was also thinking. I did not see that coming.

I love Halloween, I love seeing everybody's costumes. We get to sit here and the rest of the office has a mandatory Halloween parade that walks by the door. Okay. We get to just enjoy it. It's good for the camera. I don't mind that. And what if everyone's costume, some won't be obvious, but we have to guess. They can't move forward until we guess exactly what they are. So maybe they're a pun or maybe they're like, you know what I mean? Like people are like, um.

Who's going to be a pun? Not a pun. Like, um, if, if Nicky Smokes had his head in his shirt and he walked by, he's the headless whore man. You know, ha ha. We have to guess what people are, and the parade can't continue until we get it right. Okay. Or...

You're gonna have to explain that again? So if he has like a Dominique Wilkins and a Tua Tonga Vailoa jersey, you have to, you have to say, oh, you're Hawk Tua. Exactly. Okay. Like what if everyone had to be a pun tomorrow, some kind of pun. Thursday, again.

Oh fuck. You don't quite get when this day is. I know, I know. Still missing it. Okay, but what if everyone had to wear some kind of pun costume? Everyone, not us. Right.

Okay. And there's a little parade and they can't go forward until we guess what the pun is. Got it. That sucks maybe. Except I want Mencie to, I wanna do his costume. I want him to be a ghost. I want him to like wear a sheet.

Well that's fine. Like a pointy sheet. Or maybe there's no pun. Maybe everyone just gets to wear a costume and we have a quick parade and we sit there and we go, okay, that was neat. Or like a masked singer kind of thing where we don't know who the employee is.

They're in a costume. They get up, they do something in front of us. Do we have anybody in this building that you wouldn't know by them just standing? I feel like everybody here's got a shape to them. That's what I'm saying. Could we do that and we get, we end up guessing them all like super quick because it's so obvious or would we be duped by a couple? Like Big T standing next to White Sox, they're standing next to Tate. Standing next to Menci. You're right.

It's like the evolution chart. But what if Blutman was wearing something big that we couldn't quite get his body shape? So we had him do something, and then as soon as he threw a basketball, we're like, Blutman. I wouldn't mind somebody dressing as Blutman either. I asked Blutman today if he's chipping into your Uncrustables. And he gave the most Blutman either. I asked button today if he's chipping into you uncrustables Yeah, and he gave the most Blutman response ever he said I

don't eat peanut butter cuz Luke is allergic his brother and Then and then I didn't say anything. He's like I also don't like jelly and uncrustables look unappetizing to me So just every everything every piece of it everything about us is not good Yeah, you wouldn't have room for Mike and Ike's then. Yeah. It sounds like otherwise he would... He would, yeah, if you take those three things out that are very crucial. Yeah.

He doesn't like peanut butter, jelly, or Uncrustables. I like Uncrustables. Other than that. Minus the everything. He's fine with it. Yeah, I think we're making some... I've had a couple. I've had one. You guys having some? making some I've had a couple you guys

having some I've had one I haven't had any why I don't know I I'm too old for uncrustable no you're not that never happened in my youth they weren't across no no no they were they're newer yeah still just said mate you're too old for yeah I don't know I just never it never it I y'all know me right every music every video game I do, every TV show I watch, there's something I watched when I was 13 years old. Are you under the impression that we're eating

Uncrustables because it takes us back to a lunch table when we were 12? We're eating them because they're fucking good. I was under that impression. I didn't start eating them until I was a grown up. 95, 96, I don't remember seeing them as a kid. I remember my mom would say, we can make them at home and she had this Uncrustable stamper

But it was never the same no Kathy Mitchell not this guy maybe Kathy Mitchell made it We have all kinds now, too. We have a hazel nut. What if yeah the hazelnut one is a honey one Yep, there's no teller hazelnut isn't teller. I'm not a big Nutella guy. No No, I Yep, there's a sad either Nutella hazelnut is in tell I'm not a big Nutella guy. No nah I Don't know why have you had it good? Yeah, I think it's cuz it's foreign I don't need anything that isn't made in the old us of a America yeah, that's me. That's me right here. I Seriously, I've never I don't I I know it's good. Mm-hmm. I just have never been a

Nutella guy, maybe it's I don't like he's not in chocolate. It's really fucking good, so you're Yeah, like it's a liar thing. No, I I'm not like I can't forget you're lying or wrong is what he's saying No, I'm not saying don't know which one not saying I've had Nutella and hated it I'm saying I just have never been a Nutella guy like I had a few times I've had Nutella and hated it. I'm saying I just have never been a Nutella guy like I had What are those? Think it's me TG you know how to spell that This is the Wow oh No, I don't I don't you've never had no I have I've had him I'm not a big I think it's hazelnut. I I think I'm not a hazelnut guy. That's legit. What else is in hazelnut or what else is hazelnut in sorry?

Hmm. Oh no kind of just that chocolate. I guess yeah, I think I'm not a hazelnut guy or more for us. Yeah his one that's like Healthier chocolate is that wrong? Yeah Yeah, that's why I'm saying I'm Well that wouldn't make a chocolate right, but it is chocolate adjacent, but it's like not as bad for you as chocolate I don't think I don't think his nuts a chocolate still present. You're talking about Nutella. Are you talking about hazelnut or Nutella? He's not by itself doesn't taste so they're not the same thing Hazelnutselnut or Nutella? Hazelnut by itself doesn't taste... No, they're not the same thing.

Hazelnut's an ingredient in Nutella. Thank God it's Kathy Mitchell Day. She's probably watching this right now. If Nutella was hazelnut, it would just be called hazelnut. Right. Look, the branding thing, but okay. No. Nutella is a hazelnut spread.

Right. But that's not like the pure form of hazelnut Nutella. Okay. Alright, we're on the same page. That's hazelnut mixed with chal- or in chocolate, right? Mm-hmm. Hazelnut is chocolate tasting. No?

Nutella is chocolate tasting, cause there's chocolate in it. Correct. You got a lot to learn, Chay. The chocolate is the chocolate part of Nutella correct You thought if I gave you hazelnut spread it would just taste like Nutella Yeah, this is hazelnut. Oh with What you thought just you thought hazel you thought Nutella was just taking hazelnuts and crushing it down. Peanut butter for hazelnuts.

Yeah, like it was jam with grapes. Didn't see that part, alright. I don't have it that often. Okay. Okay. Alright. It's on me. You do have a gigantic Kathy Mitchell section today. Thank you

Okay, what's the best spin-off of another color We got wait what we call them spin-offs. That's the scene is spin-off. What's the new? Do you hear the new blue dropped there is what we did remember we saw that out like a month ago. There's new blue What's the best spin-off of another color ie teal and maroon so I just want to You just thought hazelnut was chocolate right? I thought it was healthier chocolate yes diet chocolate Essentially natural So so someone for hazelnut were you expecting it in that form?

So you... If you asked someone for a hazelnut, you thought they'd hand you a Hershey bar? Don't act like you motherfuckers don't know what a hazelnut looks like. I... It looks like a nut. Right. Probably a nut. You could be in the woods.

I just knew that hazelnut and chocolate were two different things. You could be in the woods, you see a tree that bears those nuts you take that nut And you just crush it and spread it and you think it's just Nutella that looks nothing like I thought that looks like an equal It's a nut. Yeah, it's a nut It's a motherfucking nut okay What do you say don't act like you motherfuckers? Samuel L. Jackson all of a sudden I Fuckers turn into Samuel L. Jackson all of a sudden I

Hit Nutella is in the camp of things that I don't really like But I know that they're good I'm not like it's kind of like Star Wars for me. I've never seen Star Wars Star Wars isn't good So that's actually not a good example all right Star Wars like anybody Avengers movies Star Wars isn't good, so that's actually not a good example. Alright, so, like anybody who knows about Star Wars is bad. So Avengers movies. Also bad. That's how I am a seafood. But there's certain things, or it's like, I know that this is very popular, I just never got into it.

I know what you're saying. And I'm not like, I'm not doing it because I'm saying, oh, fuck Nutella, it's just, I never got into it. Yeah. I think everyone has those things, where it's like, they're popular, and it. Yeah, I think everyone has those things where it's like they're popular and it's not because there's certain things that are popular that you are adamantly against Like LeBron James. Mm-hmm

And then there's things that are popular. You're just like yeah, I just don't really never was my thing There's a popular type of cookie from Costco. I can't remember what the fun. It's a double dog talker. Oh, yeah from Costco I can't remember what the fuck. It's a double dog talker talker. Oh yeah fuck. Those guys. Do you think they're just rolling in dough now? What are they? So they did the rap song right? And

what else are they going to do? Are they going to do like a video game? They did a song for the Yankees right? I think they're doing some more wrestling stuff. Yeah. Hey how was your hair day rated because the back of it's not looking good right now? So that's the first of all the front looks immaculate. If you're just looking at me from the front it's you can't look better. Look at it. Look at my hair right now. Yeah. Look at my hair. Oh you I'm looking at it from the back

you just moved. So this is okay all right you knew this was all right. Brandon's hair day a short story let you decide started out very strong. That should be it. That should be it right there. That decide started out very strong. That should be it. That should be it right there That's your judgment. Oh that that should be it. What's wrong with that? and then he goes on and And he he gets hmm What what happens after that TJ? Oh That's the headphones the headphones did that you're rocking the alpha. Oh

cockatoo Brandon the headphones did that that's not my fault and then I noticed it. I was I was ashamed I saw it I'm ashamed and I fixed it So that's it's hair day. It's not hair second. You should try no What the fuck is this? 660 votes the vote is in how could I not still achieve a good hair day? Just because because obviously you can achieve a great hair day if you only have one moment of bad hairness But this is the internet that moment lasts forever Brandon. Yeah, no I see the first

If he's doing quick moments, there's been first impression first impression was perfect It should have been if he's doing for quick moments. There's been first impression first impression was perfect I mean the votes the vote. It's look at me from the front look everybody look at me Yeah, that's perfect sure, but that's unfortunately not what the vote says sorry. I was looking at it from the back I couldn't stop I already forgot what the first picture looked like I've never liked you Danny. Take it back take it back. I Like you all right Danny Thank you. Yeah, you're having a So so here. I'm having a fun

So-so not every good leg day a good hair day if every pair day is perfect then It kind of diminishes the value of a pair day. That's what I demand out of my hair these days. I demand perfection But you can't you can't have perfect every day. Not everything can be five booms every day, Brandon. Sometimes you gotta pepper in some dooms. Not every day can be the best day. Let me put it in terms you understand. Yeah.

So you're saying that's a doom. Speak English to them. That's a doom right there? Yep. That's a doom. It's a dome. All right, we got it, TJ. I got it

It's really just the part back there. Yeah more than anything else. Oh shit Stefan digs season-ending knee injury. Oh Fuck that's bad. No. Oh I've been playing with a character on quick picks that I've been thinking about bringing to the yak Okay, you remember Steve Steve Urkel and Stefan Urkel? Yes Big Stefan. Steven, are you ready? Yes. That's Stephen Che.

But this is Stefan Che. Oh, shit! Took his glasses off. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me see that again. This is- That's Stephen Che. That's Stephen Che right there. Say something, Stephen Che.

It's the data. What's up? Now, now. Stephon Che, is he in there, Stephen? Now you say something. How you doing? Oh! Oh!

Oh my God. We got something there. We do have something there. I'd like to see some more Stephonia. Oh man the ladies watching right now Stefan Chia definitely says data not data How long can you keep that up though? I don't know. It's all he's know we've only tested it for like seconds at a time I've got contact lenses so it could be a longer thing we'll see it's Halloween this week

Steve Urkel would walk out of that thing and he would just not have glasses on and Laura would just fall all over herself you know why they did that right? Jaleel white was getting no pussy anyone going to parties and in Hollywood and they were just like oh Urkel He was like what the fuck? and Yeah, he was a hotty. Yeah, yeah It is still still live still yeah, okay still still hot okay? Yeah, you know fine You didn't yeah, he's doing I just confusing my head Dustin Diamond and no he's dead

Yeah, no no I know and he also didn't end up fine. Jaleel white is little white very fine. Yeah was Reginald vel Johnson Somehow in the diddy stuff who's Reginald that's Carl Winslow And I swear to fucking God if you even I agree Don't you fucking dare Are you thinking of Die Hard Steven? He was in that No I saw it He's also dancing with the stars right now He was in this season of Dancing with the Stars

He wouldn't be in the Diddy stuff You're thinking of Die Hard Are you thinking of Die Hard? That's not the Diddy stuff Are you thinking of the Christmas movie? That's the movie with Bruce Willis He's in that Die Hard the Christmas movie

Not the Diddy stuff Yeah Thank you I'll send something to TJ. Don't send anything to TJ. We don't want to see anything about Reginald Bell Johnson being in the Diddy stuff. Also, every time you talk, you're

going to need to do a little Stefancie, too. I think Reginald Bell Johnson's getting fucked. Ooh. God damn it. Now I believe him. getting fucked. Ooh. God damn it. Now I believe him.

Yeah, I think he's in, let's see, that's all bullshit. While I'm dancing with the Stars rehearsal in Los Angeles, I don't know that man, I've never met him before. There's no chance. Wait. Did he brought Reginald Vail Johnson to a Diddy party? Right, right, what would the benefit for anyone be? How did he get involved in this? like he's got women there and everything hey ladies

I'd like you to meet Carl Winslow rumors of Val Johnson's alleged sexual encounter with diddy circulated after me and loose cannon claimed He once caught Val Johnson the act of the hip-hop mogul at one of the but you can just say that about anybody Yeah, what if Urkel couldn't even get fucked at the diddy parties man all right? so wait that sucks that he had to he had to be like hey, I don't know him I Just wouldn't imagine a world where they do know each other I Refuse carl winzell was an icon carl was I was a top five or six TV dad of all time What are your top five TV dads of all time well? The list is taking a hit through the years Yeah Let's do top TV dads of all time. Well, the list has taken a hit through the years. Yeah. Let's do top

TV dads of all time that haven't gone to jail. All right. Well, so Carl Winslow is way up there. Tim, the tool man, Taylor's way up there. Sheriff Andy Taylor is way up there. Hmm. Alan Matthews, Homer Simpson, Homer Simpson's's Homer Simpson's top five for sure I'd have to use we need a list caught me flat-footed You've caught me flat-footed I got my mom's list a little more ready than that one Claire Huxwell still the number one TV mom because she didn't rape anybody. Okay, that's all it takes Yeah, she's actually married to a raper though. She actually she wasn't she enabled it fictionally. She was Fictionally cliff huckstable didn't write nobody either. I don't character new

My knowledge what did she know do you think I know I'd refuse to believe that Claire huckstable or Felicia Rashad the angel that she is knew anything It's a wonderful person Maybe my favorite person. I love her well and Viv First one or second one because first one was great second sucked second one sucked second was nowhere near as good as the first one I don't know the first one had attitude and spunk the second one had nothing. Oh Hey, I was you agree Steven I actually like the second video

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, there's nobody on earth to like second Aunt Viv as much as first and fifth me Wait first even Che Steven Che does what does Stefan Che think? Second one, baby. Oh I don't know if I can handle Stefan Che He's a ladies man. Hide your he gets bitches, man. Hide your women.

I want you to even chase men with four women. Stefan, she is 400 when Kathy Mitchell comes on. I want I want both. If you have any questions, I want both. See which one she likes more. Oh, Philip Banks is a top 5 TV dad to whose Phil Banks you're like 17 uncle Phil it's a kid be a TV dad he's uncle Carlton and Hillary and Ashley were his kids his name is uncle Phil no that's

that's what will cause it but that's uncle Phil main character Carlton calls him dad he's uncle Phil no he is not he's not dad Phil he is a dad of the banks family you can't take him in your top five uncles then if you're using him for dad I don't have a top five uncles. Really I will by the end of the day No, Danny's the dad and and here's another thing. Here's another thing people go like uncle Jesse and uncle Joey No, Joey wasn't a fucking uncle. Joey was the best friend of Danny. Jesse was the only uncle there, but they called him uncle Joe they never called him uncle Joey not one time did they call him uncle Joey It was uncle Jesse and Joey but people in their mind people in their mind have called them both uncles Not once did those kids call him uncle Joe

Sure, I am positive a new man uncle Jesse and Joe they looked at those kids called him Joey Are you spreading misinformation and wants to point out that Tim Allen has been to jail Barely great mugshot his last name's dick, right? Think his last name is really dick. Hmm. It's getting heated Uncle Joey, there's no it's not uncle Joey brain it cut it. Okay Tim dick I wonder why he changed it. You think he would have been able to reach fame if he was Tim Dick? Timothy Dick? Timmy Dick? Didn't work out great for Andy Dick. You know what's interesting? He got to fame though he just couldn't sustain it. What's interesting about Brandon talking about Family

Matters and Full House is that he can never get the theme songs, right? Like you can't on the spot. He can never what you get some confused with one of us You can never mark you can never get them like I'll quit. I'll walk out of mostly right now Don't you ever don't you ever fucking it to me? Yeah, I can't I can't At this day and age to reading good news bang oh The girls never called Joey was called Joey three times with Jesse to his twin sons in episode 143 Uh-huh, that's no but, but that's even different. That's exactly what I was referencing, actually, was those three times.

So I guess I'm right. Days go by. It's a gentle love. We don't like John Stamos on this show. We don't? Why? Because we're fucking Jerry O'Connell guys. Do they not get along?

Well, no. I know he married his ex, but. Yeah. I think he said stuff about her. Oh, no. I know he married his ex, but. Yeah. I think he said stuff about her. Oh, I didn't know that. So we're hard and fast. I guess I'll have to hop aboard. We got to ride with our guy, J.O.

It's going to be tough. No, you're going to have to do it. Fall in line. Fall the fucking line. Jesse and the Rippers are good. Can I watch the Kokomo music videos? I'd like to. Nope.

Nope. Erase it from your memory. Fuck. Unfollow him and everything, Brandon. Can I watch the Kokomo music videos like to know they're nope Erase it from your memory fuck unfollow him and everything Brandon. I'm nervous about Kathy Mitchell. Why I don't know It's a big guess I can see her in the background on that What if she because I mean if she is there's a chance she's just a piece of shit By the way,ton. Okay. Okay. This Mitchell. He did not mean sorry. I'm doing the game time at everybody. Shut up for a second while I do an ad. Thank you. Football season is here and we can't wait to get out to some games this fall with the help of game time. The official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. You know how much we

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Benched. Whoa, really? Probably a good idea at CNSC as the worst starting quarterback I've, I may have ever seen. Flacco. In. Flacco finds a way, huh? He does. Just keeps finding a way. Flacco just keeps on keeping on man. Just keeps on. Flacco's kind of a quarterback killer. I guess he is. Yeah. Wherever he goes the first guy. He's gonna find his way

onto the field. If Kathy Mitchell goes well does that open us up to the rest of the infomercial universe? Oh? Which I don't does it close off the rest of the universe because we found our okay our Spokesperson so we're now affiliated with her and we can have mine. Yeah the the flex seal guy wait is he bad no Yeah, you're thinking of the my pillow guy no You're thinking of the My Pillow guy. No, I'm thinking of the fucking Vince. Vince was the knife guy. Slap top. You cut a shoe? That guy's a bitch.

ShamWow has passed on. ShamWow's back, oh he's dead. And he has a grave stone, like a ShamWow grave stone apparently. Well what about Flex Seal guy that did a boat with tape? Phil Swift. Oh, Phil Swift. He's still with us.

Really, is he okay? I don't know. Hell of a product. He's still with us. Really? Is he okay? I don't know. A hell of a product. Why would you ever need to put two sides of a boat together with tape? Well, what are you going to do if your boat breaks? Yeah, I feel like you're the perfect person. Big Cat's just going to buy me another boat. Yeah. Should be an easy... Who was Vance? Vance was the ShamWow guy? Yes. What was Sham Wow? Shammy sham. Yeah, it was a little taut that could do anything Yeah, sham that loud you and then who was the oxy clean guy? Oh like Billy Mays Maybe that's who I'm thinking of Billy Mays also dead

died the same day as Michael Jackson a lot to take in He got he died on cocaine I believe Oh Kathy's never done cocaine. Yeah, I Think you're right it was I wouldn't she has some good recipes was cooking. Yeah, wait is how to Billy Mays die Yeah, I think I'm right, but I hope I don't want to you think a Willie Mays No, Willie Mays is he died Twice because the Barry Bonds picture true. Yeah, he's double dead He really means is dead., Billy Mays is dead. Oh, Billy Mays' gravestone rocks.

Oh wait, he died in a plane crash? What? Heart disease. According to our report, He died of a primary cause of death and cocaine was noted as a contributory cause of death. Yeah, that's probably. Yeah. We are extremely disappointed by the press release.

Oh, so we won't see that. They had problems with the reporting. Yeah. Oh, well he was just a good guy who had a bad time once. Yeah. For the last time. Hey, I got a question for you. Why are you pointing me?

We were talking yesterday. Yeah. Was it Supreme? You know how we do. Are we about to do a Supreme debate? We might get into a Supreme debate. All right. You know how we do. Are we about to do supreme debate? We might get into supreme debate All right, you know how we do. Yeah We're talking about Travis Hunter and Ashton Gentry Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh, and you said Ashton Gentry is close to Barry Sanders record and might get it

I said he was above ahead of pace before his last game. Yes. What pace are you using? What do you mean? What pace am I using? Oh, I'm using the pace that Ashton Gentry was on Barry Sanders full numbers yeah I was using the pace that Ashton Gentry was on he was on pace to rush for more than 2849 yards before his last game I think oh what how many games would be his last game well obviously he has one more game. He has two more games. Okay. But I was still using his two more. I pointed out that I was still using. Very serious in an 11 game. Okay. Well, he's going to play 13. Babe Ruth played 154 and then Hank Aaron and Willie Mays and Barry Boss played a hundred and two. It's still a new

seeds. That's the season. It's not their fault. They changed the fucking rules. It's a great point and it needs to be made it needs to be made It's important that we get things right and Barry Sanders averaged 240 on the ground every every time he played Brandon Did anyone win offensive and defensive player of the week for a conference last week? Um, no, not last week in week three Travis Hunter one often I want defensive player of the week and this week He won offensive play. I think he won both. And he's the first player, he did not win both in the same week. Oh, fuck.

And he is the first Big 12 player to ever win those awards in the same season. I thought he won it this week. Well, I'm gonna get the facts right, and if you just wanna go out here willy-nilly in support of your bet, I'm not gonna allow that to happen. I hope your guy wins, he's gonna stand a very good chance,

but I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna fucking lie for your bet I'm not gonna allow that to happen I hope your guy wins he's gonna stand a very good chance but I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna fucking lie for your bet in the same season I missed that part that's why I'm here first player in big 12 history name offensive and defensive player of the week never been done before never been done that's why I'm here he's on pace to if he plays every if he plays every game he I think he wins the Heisman. Because Gentie's gonna have a sub 100 yard game any day now. He gets those early leads for him. What?

Which is what they need, which is what you need. Good analysis. Why are you forecasting? Why aren't you just stopping right this second and saying. Because they've never given the Heisman out after eight games. Yeah, but we've talked about who deserves the Heisman after eight games. We do that every year.

If we gave it out right now, I would give Dash and Gentie. That's what I would do. But that doesn't... But if they both continue at the exact same pace they're on, you would give it to Travis Hunter. Do you want to do it on pace or do you want to do it on... Well, you would do it on pace. But why are you... If you're doing it...

But I said the whole time, I said the whole time, the reason I'm not And I don't say Travis Hunter is gonna win the Heisman is because I don't believe he can play at this usage rate all year And he has so far I said if he does play this usage rate, but then what but then okay So then the conclusion you should draw right now is that right now? It's Travis hunters Heisman, but you you anticipate forward that he is going to not play in which case You're doing something with Ashton Gent which case you're doing something with Ash. You're doing something with Ash and Gentie that you're not doing with Travis Hunter. You're saying Ash and Gentie's pace is great, Travis Hunter pace doesn't count because

he's gonna play. Your algorithm in your brain is to see the future. Whatever, all I know is Ash and Gentie has been, he's been on pace for having the best running back season of all time, and I think he should get rewarded. He's the Aaron Judge of college football. Yeah, who, how's he doing right now? Got his pinstripes taken away you rather be doomed he got his pinstripes

Personal sports Wow, there's a picture It does look weird Parcel sports. Wow. There's a picture with no pinstripes. That's tough. Oh! Ah! It does look weird. The form kind of looks a little better. Yikes. You think that looks better? No, I just wanted to say it because TJ. TJ, what did you have a statement on Aaron Judge?

Ass. Yeah. Figure it out. I did like Tommy got just, he's been on a tear. It's very funny because he basically, I guess there was a movement by Yankees fans to cheer Aaron Judge. They wanted to do the Trey Turner-Philly thing where they're like, come on, you can do it!

And then, like, hopefully it encourages him, and... And he sucked again, so Tommy got to just go on a rampage, being like, all you losers. Yeah. Say sorry to me. Yeah, Tommy was right. Booing him would definitely make him hit better, and it has nothing to do with...

I want a handwritten apology for every pussy in this thread. Two runs, judge goes 0 for 3, whole offense looks lifeless. Please let me know when we're allowed to boo this team full of losers. Damn. Tommy's been... He expects greatness. They're the Yankees. Right.

I like that out of Tommy. Tommy's a true Yankee fan. Cheers for injuries too. I want them to be arrogant. Yeah. I actually had... I didn't have a problem with it with what cheering for injuries. They're not cheering for injuries They're cheering after the guy got injured. That's that's arguably worse. Okay, so here's my here's my take on it

And it might be a bad take It's kind of just doing, you're just saying out loud what everyone's thinking. But I don't think you need to say that out loud. Okay, but every Yankee fan, when Joey O'Tani gets injured, they're like, yes, now we have a chance. That is a good break for us.

Let's talk about that amongst ourselves. Okay. And let's not cheer out loud. I don't cheer for them, but I understand a fan's reaction. It's like, yeah, you, like, the whole, I want to beat. It's like yeah you like the whole I want to beat the best To be the best no I want to beat the worst to be there just cheering for him to heal I want to go through the easiest path to win a championship You won't find me talking shit about Otani can't do it

I will never talk to you if you're someone who's saying I don't want to watch show You know show hey Otani play any more baseball then you're wrong. Yeah, like that's my that's my opinion I didn't say that my opinion show You show Tony bores me Yeah What did I say that you said that I'd never said that bored from it You really said that no, I would never Are we getting close to

Kathy time. Yes. Yes. I'm very nervous. I can see her on the spare screen. I should go pee. Let's clean up. Let's clean up. Everybody get your shit together. Get the area. I'll do the perfect jean. Do the perfect jean.

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No, I like fuck your khakis. Yeah, it's straightforward. Okay. I'm gonna go pee and practice some questions in the mirror. Okay. Everybody be quick. I suggest you fix your hair. Yeah, don't get, is y'all gonna get nervous and. I know, I'm gonna go pee and practice some questions in the mirror. Okay. Everybody be quick. I suggest you fix your hair. Yeah, don't get, is y'all gonna get nervous and...

I know, I'm already getting nervous. I wanna see what the surprise is. Man, has I just been looking at her the whole time? I can see. Get her away from Zah's horny ass. Be excited. She can't hear us. I can't say what I wanna to say, because she can hear.

OK. Oh, what? Well, that made it even weirder, you guys. Let's do it. Let's do it. Stephane, she hates it. Stephane? Wait, am I introing her now?

No, Danny's obviously going to pee. So is she ready, though? She's ready. She's here. She's, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yep she's on she's ready go it looks like I'm so nervous why did he stumble through the answer so badly she gave like a little shoulder shimmy oh she shoulder shimmy oh wow Kathy's ready everybody be cool everyone be very cool we all right who's gonna

ruin this I'll say I won't I won't allow myself to talk if you don't think I'm gonna ruin it. No, I think you might be our key. Yeah, you're gonna speak her language. You're her target. Like when she makes the dump cake, she's thinking about your belly. Yep.

She's thinking about dumping in your belly. That's fair. You gotta ask her, what's your little pear treat with the mayonnaise? Oh, pear salad. You gotta ask her about pear salad. little pear treat with the mayonnaise? Oh, pear salad. You gotta ask her about pear salad. Oh, I guarantee you. Is Donnie here, by the way?

No, he's doing a thing with Sidney Wells. Guarantee you, Kathy's made a pear. All right, let's let her on. Very important guest, very special guest. It is Kathy Mitchell. Kathy! Oh, yay, yay! What's up?

How are you? I'm great. I've been listening to you. You thought I wasn't listening? I was listening. Oh, no! Oh, no. Do we?

I heard every word. Oh, no. Okay. All right, so Kathy, first of all, thank you so much for joining us. We saw the Eat This Book video a week ago, and we've been enamored by you and about you since So I guess let's just start with that that book. We have a bunch of questions, but was eat this book ever

Created and if not, can we create it? It it was it was created Okay, because I had an actual book when I filmed the commercial. But, you know, when you run a commercial and nobody buys it, they go, nobody wanted it. And they just, you know, take it off the air. Yeah. But, you know, some of the books that were printed by an actual publishing company, you know, they made the book without my picture on the front

Like the ramen cookbook for instance, you can't find my copy of the ramen cookbook, but you can find the publishing company's copy It's called fun with ramen or ramen joy or something. Oh okay, so so Could we talk to the publishing company and be like hey with our Marketing power and your star power. Let's give eat this book another run I Can't Say anything right now up. Listen. I'm gonna give you guys a scoop. Oh, yes

We're working on a documentary. Oh. Oh my God. It's in the last phases. It doesn't have a name yet, but you know, it's a documentary. So all I can say is there's things I can't talk about. Okay.

Okay. I like this. And so I will answer all your questions about cooking and all the machinery and stuff like that But I'm not gonna talk about Might happen Yeah, eat this documentary all right Brady, Brady, you got some questions? Well, I just, I'm selfish.

I heard through the grapevine that Cathy had a surprise for us. Am I wrong? I might be. Well, it's a good surprise and it's bad. It's good because I have it right here in front of me. Whoa, what is that? Let me pick it up.

I made this this morning. This is a chocolate cake with a Snickers bar inside. Oh, what? Yes. Yeah. Oh, delicious. Oh my gosh. And I have, I was going to show you how I made it.

I got the machine all heated up so that you can see something actually cooked in real time. So, you know, I'm not lying when I say these things work. Oh, we believe you are. Okay, wait, so Cathy, Cathy, where are you located? I'm in Northern California. Okay. So.

High on a hill with a beautiful view, but my house is too big, and I've always told people I'm a cook or not a cleaner. So when you have a 3,000 square foot house and you don't feel like cleaning it I love Halloween because it's the only time I have a reason for all the cobwebs. Oh, I like that I like that. Alright, so cuz I asked that because I And we have a bunch of more questions, but I'll just cut to the chase I would love love love to figure out a way to fly you to Chicago

And do some videos with you and and because we have a full kitchen in our office That's fully so, you know what? That's a that's a future plan But we'd love to host you here anytime you'd want we would pay for everything to come out and everything like that Added to my list of stars that I have appeared and cooked for like Steve Harvey and you know John C Riley for example like John C Riley. Yes Yeah, I did Let me start this okay, because it's got to cook for five minutes, okay, okay? Let me start this okay, because it's got to cook for five minutes, okay, okay? Let me see

If you do your camera if you if you put your phone are you on your phone yeah, but my phone to it sideways oh Good idea that might help There you go You know what I have my trusty husband who I've sworn I promised not to put him on camera, but I think he'll hold this for me. Oh So we're getting a real take this and Just point it down Let's go wait, what's this machine called? This is called the hang on I got it right here. This is the There we go, this is the five minute

red copper anything you put in it will cook for cooking five minutes okay so what I've got here is a devil's food cake mix sure yeah that I mixed up according to the package directions and the machine is hot So I'm just gonna put this little cake right in it Yeah, this is what you do late at night if you just go geez don't we have some dessert? Yeah. Yes, we do Oh, I put too much now. There you go. There's your first lesson. Don't overfill it. Okay, it's gonna rise I was not paying attention Kathy. All right. I got it. I was not paying attention. Kathy. All right. I got a, I got a mounds bar here. I got a horrible green Snickers cause it's Halloween, I guess.

I'm gonna drop that in there. Looks like even a tazer in its natural form. Now who's got a timer? We can put one up on the screen. All right. Put a timer up. We'll give it, give it four and a half minutes. Four and a half, TJ. So, Kathy, I just went to tweet the link of the show because you're cooking for us, and I regret to inform you the chat is not happy with you because you said that you have a husband, and they're upset because I think they were...

I think they had a crush on you. Yeah, they had a... Don't worry about that. All I saw. Yeah, they had a crush. Don't worry about that. Yeah, don't worry about that. All I saw was boo, she has a husband. He's the third one. I keep trying till I get the first one. Yeah. Yeah.

All right, so Kathy, how many books do you have? I think I've written nine books, but I don't, you know, like I said, some of them didn't work and some of them did. The funny thing to me is that you guys have picked all the products to show that really didn't, weren't the most successful products. The one I'm cooking in right here, the Red Copper Five Minute Chef,

was probably one of the most successful products. You couldn't find one now unless, I'll give you a little hint, you go to the Goodwill store because there's a lot of people that never took it out of the box. People are afraid it's not going to work and then they'll feel bad that they spent 20 bucks on something that didn't work. To me, I'll try anything once. And that goes for a lot of things Do you feel like you have to be resilient in your business that if a if a product doesn't work you have to have an Ability to just shrug it off or do you take it personally if something you really believed in does not sell well Do you take it personally? Well, I feel sorry for people

You know you were talking yesterday the other day about did I invent all these things, and I really didn't. What I did was I found uses for them because if you put this thing on the shelf in a store, nobody would buy it. But when they see me on TV using it, and if in the store it says omelet maker, and so you might not even be interested in making omelets,

so you're not even gonna look at it. But when I go on TV and I say, oh yeah, I'll make an omelet, it'll make a pizza, it'll fry chicken, you know, I show them other things it'll do, then people get excited about it. I have this thing sitting on my kitchen counter. I make eggs and it's

the only way I'll cook an egg. I crack two eggs in there. After a minute, I flip them over and it makes the best eggs. They're over the over easy eggs and I wouldn't cook them any other way because you put them in a fry pan and break it half the time trying to flip it over or something. So, you know, I have machines that I dearly love. I have some that didn't work that I also dearly love. But you know, enough of them worked. Yes, I wasn't. I was crying all the way to the bank. So your kitchen is just full of like you have the like, best kitchen in the world because it just has machines that just

cook everything for you. Well, I have the best kitchen in that I have room for all the gadgets that I love. Yeah, I'm a sucker for gadgets. But if you have a teeny tiny kitchen, you can't have them. Yeah. So my kitchen, my kitchen holds them. And so anything that I want to have, I built it for that reason. I actually almost have two kitchens in this house because I have the big kitchen and then

I have like a would be somebody else's mud room. It's my kitchen. It has a big sink and a refrigerator and garbage disposal. And so I can kind of prep in there. I love it. So is there one invention that you have that maybe people don't talk about a lot, but it's like your personal favorite. You're like, if people need to know about this more because you use it all the time. Um, well it might be this thing. It might be the, uh, the rice cooker, the microwave rice cooker, which I also use all the time because it, well it's actually, it's a spaghetti cooker, but I use it for rice more than spaghetti. Okay. I love that. You know, my, I'll tell you a little story. When I was selling, the first thing I ever sold was a snack master, which was a sandwich

machine. You put two pieces of bread with filling inside and you cooked it and sealed the edges and all that stuff. And half people watched the demonstration and then come up to me and go, can you use brown bread? You know, it's like, to me, that's the stupid stupidest question. Yeah. And so I gave them the stupid answer. I said, oh, absolutely not. If you're caught using brown bread, the police will come and take you away.

And it's just, you know, why anything once it's your machine, you just paid for it. What the heck have you got to lose? If you put something in it and it doesn't work. Yeah. Mostly it's the things that I sell and I won't sell something that, that doesn't work or that's got some kind of trick. Um, I'm, I'm very, very serious about that. If it, if it, uh, if it doesn't work, well, I won't sell it. Oh, the timer's up.

Yeah. Timer's up. Just one out. Timer's up. Are you ready? I'm going to pick up the phone again. Oh, look, I've got to turn it sideways and point it to the machine.

You got it. It's right. Where's your husband go? Where's your third husband? Let Jerry do it. All right, you ready? Good job, Jerry. Oh!

Oh! It's perfect. Oh! That's right at it. Oh! All the candy right up. That is incredible. Now. Let me go over here Okay, Jerry still follow me, and I'm just gonna dump it out

Wow oh Now I dumped it out, and I'm gonna move this machine out of the way. I don't have a lot of room here, so yeah Alright now. Here's what I just here's what I just made. And I'm gonna stunning and you what you'll see is that there's this really oh my god. That's the best ever. And that's the side with Oh, that side was an almond mounds I think the other side was that was a Snickers but this was what I if I was on Q BC or one of those things this is what I would demonstrate because it always

got a lot of sales with the students I did that the sale meter would go crazy. Yeah, did you do you have. You know how like Nike the shoes like the Phil Knight his first shoe he had used with the waffle maker right there's a prototype you have Do you have like prototypes were like things that you made by yourself in your kitchen to like proof of concept No, because again, I I didn't do that most of the stuff that I ever invented. I never told anybody Except for one can you saw it yesterday yesterday I think you were

running at the the sideshow skillet yes the one with the little piece in the in the bottom and and I had that made it's got my name on it and everything and and then I was sending stuff back and forth to the manufacturer trying to get a spatula made that fit it perfectly and all that stuff so So that was the one that I really love it. It had the bacon pressing and all that stuff. I thought it was just a great idea. My favorite part of the commercial was I made a brownie in it and I put brownies in the big section and the little section and said that for the sneaky snackers,

you could keep that square brownie and everybody could eat the other piece before the company came so you know I try to I try to think of everything with it but you know how they're gonna work in your house but I had a wonderful career I love it and and I love to cook and I love to eat and I love to share stuff with people and it was just so much fun to find you guys because I didn't know anybody cared anymore. Well, we care. We care, Kathy.

We definitely care. Don't ever ask that question. A lot. I wanted to ask, because you have kind of developed, we found you because I think it hit our algorithms, because you have kind of a cult following. Like, people love you. Were you surprised?

Because I saw you commented on your face. Were you surprised to find that like, oh, whoa, there's all this, there's like a Facebook group for me. There's like, I was, I just, somebody started the, the, the Kathy Mitchell fan club on Facebook. I didn't even know they were doing it. And I, sadly enough, I don't go in there and talk to people very often because it's just because it's just so strange to me. I was working a show years and years ago when I first started, I was working home shows and stuff. My son would go with me and he would stand over at the sides of somebody decided to buy one,

they'd walk over to him and give him the money. I saw this lady whispering to him and she was asking him if he could get her my autograph on the cookbook. And he looked at her with just this total disbelief and looked at me and looked at her and said, it's my mother. It's like, why would anybody want my mother's autograph? Kathy, you're a star.

I would like your autograph. I have never given an autograph. I accept on a cookbook. If somebody brings me a cookbook, I will sign it. It's like putting you on the spot. I never know what to say. Yeah. Kathy fucking Kathy Mitchell.

You know, it just sounds so, you know, so stupid. You're loved. Kathy, does your necklace say as seen on TV? It does. Oh my God. There's a reason for this. Can we get really close to it? Yeah.

When I walk through an airport, I would see people nudging each other and pointing at me and stuff. And then they'd walk up to me and they'd go, do you work at the bank? Or do you work at the library? Because they know they know me, but they don't know from where. And then usually when I speak and they go,

oh, you're in the Dumpcake, you're the top. You're the top. You're the top. I said when I ordered this, because it is diamonds and gold, and I said it's a public service. I think I bought just for me. It's a public service.

That's awesome. That's incredible service That's incredible Incredible the dump cakes are it looks so good. I the the whole dump family. I don't you did dump cakes you dump meals Yeah, is there one we're missing? You know, I didn't invent dumb cakes I just kind of reinvented dumb cakes because when I was a kid and you know, I'm reinvented dumb cakes because when I was a kid and you know, I'm 77 years old don't tell anybody and what I when I was a

kid I think in the newspaper one day they had a recipe for for a dump cake and it was a to take a can of crushed pineapple and a can of fruit cocktail. Yeah, and more than the bottom of the cake pan and then you sprinkle the the cake over the top of that and you cut a cube of butter into like pats and covered the top of this with butter. That was a dumb cake, baked it and it was a dumb cake. For years, my parents,

we played cards on Saturday night with another couple and we always when it was at your house, you had to make a cake. So we tried it. I remember it being good, but I didn't ever think as good as an actual cake that you mixed up and stuff Yeah, well, we love your dog. Yeah, they came to me They came to me years later and when I was working at this place and they said you ever heard of a dumb cake I don't know. God. Yes, I've made dumb cakes, you know, so all of a sudden It's like oh look and you get the job because you know what it is Yeah, and and so we made it and course once I started playing with it

I just I discovered because I do kind of watch my fats as much as I watch them as I eat them, but The cake with butter just kind of hits me the wrong way. So I thought I tried it with a diet soda, and it worked just fine. So I think I might have been instrumental in the rage that's going around. You can take any flavored cake mix

and mix it with any flavored can of soda. So you could take like a white cake mix and mix it with Dr. Pepper or whatever the heck you wanted to do and it'll cook, it'll make a cake. And you don't have to put the eggs and you don't have to put the oil in it. So it's kind of a low cal cake. Oh, I love it.

I love it. Stefan, do you have any questions? Stefan? He's not even listening. Stefan? Stefan, the one that was afraid of you. Yeah. Yeah. Stefan. No, Steven was afraid of you, Stefan's not. listening. Stefan? Stefan! Yeah. Yeah.

Stefan. No, Steven was afraid of you. Stefan's not. Oh, Steven! Are you still afraid of me, Steven? Is this caffeine? What do you like to eat for dinner? What do I like to eat for dinner?

Yeah. Like what's something that you like to cook for you? Good question, good question. What do you like to eat for dinner? I think the question Stefan was trying to ask, but he's not quite smart enough to do it He's to say what do you want for breakfast? I see. Yeah Maybe he needs a drink so he can talk to I love it. Stefan is dead.

All right. Back to the question. Breakfast. I don't really care for breakfast unless it's a big whopping breakfast with hash browns and bacon. I love you. Toast, you know. So if I just get up in the morning and I don't feel like fixing breakfast, I will generally have like a tuna sandwich.

I don't really like breakfast food. I don't eat eggs unless they're mixed with hash browns. And you know, I make biscuits and gravy or something. But I just, I would rather have a bologna sandwich than a scrambled egg and toast or something. I love it. Dinner, again, I remind you I'm 77 years old and it's just me and my husband. So I'm, you know, I'm not going to get in there and, you know, make a

gourmet meal, which I never made anyway. You see the kind of love I love it it's all wholesome yeah I'm just I might as well be your grandma in Nebraska for you know for the way I cook and stuff I don't even own a jar of saffron because I said it's expensive if you want yellow rice put put some food covered in it. Yeah. Brandon, hit her with your recipe. Yeah. We've had a debate on the show.

You gotta hit her with both. We have a debate, Kathy, as to what, Brandon likes certain types of food and we argue that it's disgusting, he thinks it's good. Well, first of all, Kathy, I'm from the South, all right, and I grew up quite poor. So the dessert my mom would make us when I was like in third or fourth grade was called pear salad Are you familiar with pear salad?

She doesn't speak broke Well now no You're thinking of my mother used to take me to the fancy schmancy Hotel in downtown San Diego when I was 10 years old. And they made a pear salad by using a pear for the body, scoop of cottage cheese for the face, little something or others for the eyes and the nose on this cottage cheese and pear salad. That's the only pear salad I've ever had.

I've had one of those for years. Well, that's it. My mom would make, she would half a pear and she would put in the pear a scoop of mayonnaise and then two cherries on top for the eyes. And that was the pear salad. And that's what I ate. And when I said it to these people up here, they acted like I was just a piece of shit. Like I was just one of them. No, no. But that shit like I was growing up and I don't think it was that weird it's like an episode of whoa that's weird no it's like you know my dad used to tell me when because they were very poor too

they lived in Oregon and he would take mashed potato sandwiches to school because that was all there was you know two piece of bread with mashed potatoes between them I mean being a car bad, we'll probably love that. What about the bloopers? Well, also, you mentioned baloney sandwich, you'd like that a fried baloney sandwich is one of my favorite foods in the world. Fried baloney is one of my favorite foods in the world. It's my piece of trash. No bloopers. I'm getting there. Okay, fried baloney.

The problem is finding baloney that you can slice thick enough to make it worthwhile. Preach, woman, preach! Yes, yes. You know, so that's, I think I have some Southern in me, but I've never, I was born in California. But I did live born in California. You know, I learned to cook from Mike with my grandma and and you know my my great grandma and stuff so But I'm like I said, I just love simple food. I love meat potatoes and I love mashed potatoes and gravy and you know Roast beef but the cheese what's happened to roast beef? Yeah question. It's such a good question. Roast beef was hot on the streets like 20 years ago.

It's just gone. You could put it in a pan and cook it now you cook it and it's so tough. I know. I don't know what they're doing to these cows but you know they're not you let them lay around and get fattening. But you know it's fast. But it's sad because the foods I remember from when I was a kid, not so much anymore. Yeah. And your pork chops are tough. Yeah. Everything's tough.

Yeah. It's not the same. Maybe it's my teeth, maybe it's my fault. Yeah. And Brandon does balupas, which are? They're baloney roll-ups. You fry a piece of baloney, and then you put cheese inside it, and then you roll it up like a burrito.

And that's that's. I'm there. Yeah. They're delicious. Balupas are delicious. Absolutely. Yes. They hated on me for my balupas, and then I

brought balupas one day, and they tasted them, and they're like, OK, well, baloney's where it's at. And baloney is, in fact, where it's at. It's like doing something crazy but you see there you've discovered the secret you have to give it a name and I've gotten a lot of flak for the fact that I named the foods like when I was doing when I put a little it was had a little I can't talk had a little, I can't talk, had a little plate with kind of little dimmits and little holes and I would put a tater tot in there and then pour some beaten egg over it and cooked it and they rose up into little balls so it was like scrambled egg with a potato in the side and I just out of the quickness I just said and would call these egg stirs and I'd never said the

word before in my life but it gave them a name I love and I think it reminded me of when my my kids were young and I I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches But they would try one until I said well, it's a circus sandwich You know, it's bananas for the monkeys and peanuts for the for the elephants and they mixed them together It's best sandwich ever and then they tried it and then they liked it But sometimes kids won't eat something unless it has a name. Yeah. Brilliant.

Thanksgiving's around the corner. I bet Thanksgiving in your house is incredible. Are you a pumpkin pie? Oh, yeah. Love pumpkin pie. You want me to tell you a secret about Thanksgiving at my house? Because you'll love this.

Yes. We have Thanksgiving on Wednesday. Oh, this is brilliant. So that I can sit on the couch with a turkey sandwich on Thursday and watch football all day. Yes. Oh wow. Kathy, you are. Kathy, at my house, we do, we do it similar. We don't do it on Wednesday but we do it, we wake up and have Thanksgiving dinner about 1030 or 11 in the morning. That way, for the rest of the afternoon, you can just come back and make you a plate at

your leisure. You could do some leftover turkey, do a turkey sandwich. We don't we don't wait until six o'clock at night to have Thanksgiving dinner. People here think I'm crazy. But I say do it early as you can. What about the pumpkin pie? No, I make pumpkin pie the day before. So it's red. Yeah, because you only have so much room in your oven if you don't make the pumpkin pie early Then you got to take the turkey out to make the pie and stuff. I never had no pumpkin pie what I

Never had no pumpkin pie at the store. Have you had pecan pie or oh or sweet potato pie Yeah, I've never had sweet potato pie, but I've had pecan pie. I just never had a pumpkin pie Let's get you let's get you get some pumpkin Yes Don't you wonder what it tastes like Kathy do tell me what you think about the Rizzo on this night show Did you see him got something lined up with him next? No, oh we got to get you in on the Rizzo. Yeah. Yeah You and the Rizzo would break the internet yes

It's a little kid that's Yeah, he's next you and the Rizzo would break the internet. Yes. Oh my god It's a little kid that's It's hard to explain little boy, that's It's there. They're very internet. I Don't know. It's hard to explain you ask 60 corner of the internet that you don't own he owns the other corner I see I saw a little kid on the internet the other day that was talking about tractors He's a cute I've been trying to push him for weeks You find a bottle of power steering fluid in there, there's something wrong with

All right. So Cathy, this has been just an absolute treat. We love you. I could say that confidently. I do want to figure out, I'll have Josh, I know was able to contact you. Literally anytime, pay you and your husband to come. We could do some videos. It'd be so much fun.

It's a match made in heaven. Because you are, you're our favorite person ever. You mentioned earlier, you like watching your fats. That's what this company is kind of built on, to be honest. Yeah. You can just stand in the corner, watch us walk by. But yeah, Cathy, thank you so much for joining us. No problem. And like I said, as soon as the documentary is done, I will let you guys know. Maybe we'll give you the first peek at it or something. Oh, yes.

But, you know, be watching for the documentary because we're excited. I think it's my life story, how I got into this and all that stuff, so it'll be fun. Oh, that would be incredible. Yeah, we would happily promote it in any way we can because, like, we... Listen, we live on the internet.

Our job is to be the internet. The internet's a bad place. It's a dark dark place but you're like a ray of sunshine it's just you're the best you're the best so all right well i i was had so much fun with you guys you got a new fan because i've been watching for the last couple of days not just pushing talking about me okay yeah that it could get hit or miss just stick with us because there's some times when we we we go off the beaten path. But thank you, Kathy, and we'll be in touch. We would love to figure out a way to collaborate.

Okay. Thank you. I would love it. All right. Thanks so much, Kathy. I can't appreciate it. See ya. Hi guys. I got to eat all this cake now.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Give some to Jerry. I will. Okay. Well, that was great. Yes, yes, yes, give somebody cherry Well, that was great that was that couldn't have gone better except you could have done the pumpkin pie really You're good you're good. It was better that we teased it. Yeah the light. Oh my god She's the The as seen on TV gold necklace is...

The as seen on TV... The best thing. The roast of Chay just instantly can spot like, oh, Chay's the fucking weirdo in this crew. Yeah. When the chat was mad that she had a husband, she's like, well, it's my third. Trying to find one.

God damn it, she's the best. I feel like my heart is full. And my face hurts from smile. Yeah Kathy what an absolute legend we have to I don't know what Josh just get on it tell him we'll fly him out First class I knew she's really nice of her blood check. Yeah, she like rolled with the punches So well, so well believable and hurt like doing an entire like three-hour yak cooking extravaganza with Kathy. Oh Man, oh my god Thanksgiving episode. Oh also

For 77 years old she she's got it. Oh, yeah I know right up your ass Gary's a lucky man. She's just genuinely the best person Mm-hmm. I don't know what else to say. It's like, I can't wait to watch this documentary. Her Thanksgiving plan? Oh, genius. She reinvented Thanksgiving. And to watch football. Now, wait a minute. When I said I wanted to do Thanksgiving early,

y'all said I was an idiot. Well, you eat turkey in Thanksgiving at 10 30 in the morning. She's having it for lunch as a leftover. That's genius. Yeah. Why didn't you think of that? I have thought of that.

Do you have pumpkin pie? Thanksgiving? I've never had, I've legitimately never had pumpkin pie. Oh really? What else? We have pecan pie. That's our pie of choice in the Walker house. Well you've really never had- Does that taste like pussy?

I've really never had pumpkin pie. You've never had pumpkin pie? No. So I don't know if it tastes like pussy or not. I doubt it does though, if we're being honest. I can't see a world where pussy and pumpkin pie are very similar in taste. Jay?

Textures. Oh God, God. Oh no. What are you talking about, texture? I mean not the crazy, like they're not complete opposites. They're pretty close to complete opposites. That was like the one word you couldn't use there, texture. One's a pie.

One's a pussie. Like, you could have said anything, but you said texture. No. Think about it. No thanks. Texture. No thanks.

Of pumpkin pie and pussy. Similarities are there. I've never heard the texture of pussy before. I've never heard the texture of pussy before. I've never heard that. I've spent most of my life trying to get close to a pussy. I've never even considered the texture of a second. The chat is suggesting a dump draft featuring Kathy Mitchell. Oh, I don't mind that.

Oh, my god. How much is it? $69. God damn, 70 dollars can't be cheap. Because they don't sell it. They don't make it. But god, how much is it? Dollars can't they don't sell it they don't make it it but somebody is selling one in Chicago for 15 bucks all right So I now Stephen buy that right now Buy that right now Stephen. Oh, yeah, and we determine what goes inside the cake. Yeah, little nuggets I don't know if we want to have her for I think we should do a dump draft Yeah, or Kathy Mitchell. I think when she comes I don't she would be disgusted by what yeah That's a bad use of yeah access to when she comes. I want to just I want to just watch her cook

We can do that without her for sure yeah, and just be like let's just cook like I just want to stand in the kitchen And that that would be the whole yak is yeah, just Basically just getting watching Picasso paint bring every gadget you have yeah, and then we'll just sit back in and we'll just watch Literally let her magic happen We'll let her cook yeah, let her cook Eat this book. Yeah, she probably doesn't even have traditional pots and pans. It's just like a science lab So what uh she's living in the future right? I don't want to step on the documentary

But also she didn't really give us that much You're right. I was like what are we optimistic about maybe making this book? I think so I think we just got to get the documentary off the ground first Documentary her coming here Book happens. I think pretty confident in I think so that's pretty confident in that I Don't want in like I So that's pretty confident in that I Don't want in like I don't want to make a scent off this book I want her to make it and I also just want to be made. Do you know me? Yeah, yeah, it's

It's like a passion project if I just want to see this book be made and whatever I can do to help get it made I'm willing and able Ready to go. Yeah, and I want her to just be officially folded into the Barstool universe. Yeah, I just want her to, yeah. She's just. I would hire her in a second. We already have too many girls working here.

Yeah. It's true. But she would actually, she would probably, they'd fall in line behind Kathy. Yes. She would be the queen hen. Wow. Is it queen hen, queen bee?

Queen bee or? Queen, queen. Is it texture? Mother hen? Queen Bee? Or Mother Hen? Pumpkin pie and pussy. I couldn't do it. No, you did right. But I had to do it. Yeah. I had to say it. You were smart not to say it. But the audience probably loved that they would be teased. She probably got off camera and did the pussy and pumpkin pie joke. Yeah. He never had pumpkin pie. So Jerry, this pussy tastes like pumpkin pie. Oh, what a delight. That was man. We needed that. We crushed that. I feel like it went perfectly except for Stefan's question. Do you understand, Stefan, that you screwed that up?

Yeah, no, sorry. I was cutting a clip. Yeah. You don't ask someone, what do you want for dinner? Right. You say, you ask a woman, what does she want for breakfast? Yeah. Because the implication is she's going to stay over.

Steven only fucks on a full stomach. Kathy in a cage race? Oh. I bet she could slam beer. Unbelievable. She probably has a machine to slam beers fast. She probably invented the funnel. It's called like the beer genie. Oh, imagine her and Deutsch showing off. That's how we do the next Royal Rumble case, it starts with those two. Kathy has a gun. The beer genie just is Deutsch's mouth.

I invented this beer genie. Here it is, now it's gone. And look, you can just keep giving it to her. Kathy, there she is. Kathy Mitchell. Oh, I love it. Whoa. Love it.

She's the best. She has five children. That love it. Whoa love it She has five children that was quick She made her varsity sports debut. Oh, I love it I don't know what else to say for about this episode other than that was my favorite thing Might need to get her another dog tag for that necklace as seen on the yak or the internet. Yeah That's exactly that's the biggest flex. I've ever seen imagine. She said like oh, I thought the Rizzo crushed it Started doing the face. I thought there was a 1% chance. She wasn't that's why I had to ask you the John Deere kid Yeah, that's true true. Who is my white whale now for for the yak? Let's get him on

Let's get some stuff. Oh, man. Oh, man. I kind of want her to just, when she does come to the kitchen, like, Chef Donnie's, like, showing her around, she just says, get the fuck out of here, Junior. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I got this. Oh, that's cute. I want her to run the kitchen. Oh, you're a French cook?

Yeah. I do dumb cakes, bitch. Slaps him across the face. Where's your almond joys? You've never put a diet Pepsi in your escargot you fucking fool You use pots and pants You let Donnie go he tunes in the next week and sees who he's taking over in the kitchen We really could if she came to the office we could we could use her for a week Yeah, we just never run out of yeah, no I wanted to stay for it wouldn't be one day

I'd want her I should have to cherry and she's right like yeah Jerry after dark yeah, it's in She's right. What the fuck happened to roast beef? She's a hundred percent right what happened to roast be don't know they never said it But oh my god, she's so right a nerf roast beef. It's bullshit. It's fucking bullshit Someone do the high noon ad I can't I can't either. I'll do it Do it to us. I see let me see it's like we're the construction site't either I'll do it Like we're the construction site fine I'll do it

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Yeah. Yeah, she's definitely done some alcoholic dump cakes before. Boozy dump cakes? Yeah. What if we hit the wet wheel when she's here? Don't. What if we hit towel whip? Towel whip.

I have to towel whip. I actually think Kathy Mitchell is down for dinner with my son. Oh, no. We'd have to go against the wheel on that one. She could fix him. She's down for anything. She is so cool. She's awesome.

Yeah. I think she, can we officially just say she's the mother of the Yak? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I think we should say she's the official mother of the Yak. Yeah. At least godmother.

Not to run it by my mom, but sure. Yeah, true. She said it was fine. We'd have to see Kathy in a barstool shirt, letting a foe into a courthouse. Putting her tits out. I put my tits out. I put my tits out. All right, should we spin the wheel?

I want to end on this high note. Yeah, I want to end on such a high note. KB and Nick are back. I'm sad they missed it. But they'll... We'll get... This is not... This is the beginning of our Kathy Mitchell story arc.

I think we just hit the beginning. Can we host a Chicago premiere night of our documentary? Yeah, I would do it. I would literally do anything for this woman. She could just say whatever she wants and I'd be like yes Yep, that's how much um we could get a theater to show it. Yeah Yeah, it's called that Jim for us. Oh, yes, just show it out there and bring people into watch. All right Yes, I want this to be the most watched documentary of all time. Yeah

Should be. Yeah. Ramen joy. That sound effect is going to be in my dreams. Yeah. Yeah, they used a whoopee cushion for the ketchup bottle. Yeah. We should ho-

We're doing- so it's getting close close ish to The holiday party time so I assume I didn't watch yeah I didn't send a poll but I assume everyone was down for lunch again for yeah, I'll change lunch in January one of the greatest was ever Really because it's just the best and it's not even close So we should we should just hire Kathy Mitchell an entire week in January Kathy cooks for the whole month. Yeah Man, would that be awesome? But Friday just everybody's dumped caked out. Yeah I can't I can't hard-boiled egg another

Extras again Genius. All right, let's spin the wheel TJ Great show, everyone. Thank you to Josh for getting that connection. That was wonderful. My name's Tom. Josh Zerbrooker. And now he's got to figure out how to get her here.

Yeah. Your job's only just begun, Josh. Yeah. We might just have to go to California. Do you need a passport to go to Northern California? It's so what we say next Super Bowl after New Orleans that's too long though. I don't want to go a year and a half without seeing Cathy. I want Cathy here. Regularly. I miss her already. Yeah by her apartment. Okay great Yak everyone please subscribe. See everyone tomorrow. It's the Yak! It's the Yak!

It's the Yak! Yeah, it's time to talk sharp and do a Yankee swap It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Have a good one. Shout out Cathy, man. Love you guys, bye.