The Yak - Chaps Enters The Cream Wheel and May Have Disrespected the Gods | The Yak 5-24-22

Episode Date: May 24, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. It's who Yankees love. It's the act. Whoa. It's the act.

Hey, guys. Hey. Chapsy's here. Hey. Let me tweet out the link. I don't know where we go from here after yesterday. Caps came in. I don't think Rico's going to make it.

Why? He'll come in. Let me text him. He will not come in. How's everyone doing? Yesterday was quite something. Yeah, I... What? What do you do?

You don't run it back. No, we can't run it back. You can't run it back. You've got can't run it back. You can't run it back. You've got to get bigger bullets. Do we hit each other? I think we probably have to get real guns. Guns, real guns. Yeah.

I think I'm down for that. What are you on the phone for? Or a sword play. We could do a sword play. Kate, you did react at one point when you thought your name came up like it was real guns. I did. You've been to war. You know, it'll get you.

It sneaks up on you like that. It does. I'll say I got out of here quick. Minimal damage. Only a couple pellets to my ankles. Yeah. It was a good time. Which leg hair protected?

I was late. People are mad at me. I'm trying to tweet it out. Tweet out the link. Rico's shaking hands and shit. What is he doing? He's politicking? Yeah.

Who's that man? Look how fancy he looks. Oh, look at that shirt. Wow, he does look cool. What's that guy's name? Get him in here. What's his name? Oh, he's taking pictures?

What's his name? That guy belongs on a yacht right now. He's got a great vibe. He does. He's a yacht guy. Smooth. Chaps, give me a thumbs up so I can tweet it. Instagram. Okay. Great. Owen's making the moves. Owen always makes the moves. He's inviting himacht guy. Smooth. Chaps, give me a thumbs up so I can tweet it. Instagram.

Okay. Great. Owen's making the moves. Owen always makes the moves. He's inviting him in on the yacht. Yeah, Owen always does it. Look at all his cool necklaces. Look at the jewelry on this man.

He's that guy, too. He's got two of them. Come on in. Sir. Hi. Sir, come on in. Come on in, gentlemen. No, we just like your vibe.

You got a good vibe. You got a great vibe. That mic works. If you want, we're just talking that mic. What's up with your vibe. You got a good vibe. You got a great vibe. That mic works. If you want, we're just talking that mic. What's up with your vibe? We have a meeting. We have a meeting. Oh, okay.

I love your vibe. All right, that's all. You don't have to do anything else. It's a great vibe. You got a great vibe. You're a party guy. It's smooth. We're going to do a party about you guys.

Oh, nice. Hell yes. Let's go. Have a meeting. See you all there. All right, beautiful. Love it. Love it. This is the hotel. Love it. Hell yes. Let's go. See you all there. All right. Beautiful. Love it. Love it.

Love it. Hell yeah. I like that guy's vibe. I ain't going to make it. Oh, really? Nope. Why? You're busy that month?

Yep. All right. Well, welcome to the act, everyone. Excited. I'm supposed to be wearing something. What am I supposed to be wearing? Yeah. Saturdays are for the dads.

Yeah. Okay. Do you feel a little left out? He's wearing it. No, not at all. Check this out. A little treat for the viewers. Oh, wow.

Oh, for free? For free. The shirt is free. Big Cat, can you explain the slogan for those who don't get the reference? Okay, so Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Sunday, pretty much any day, those six, you can do whatever. Saturday, it's for the dads. It's for the dads.

So if you're trying to fuck with me on a Saturday, just know not only am I a dad, but I'm a boy. So I get the double whammy. It's for the boys and the dads. All right. You want to go back to it? No, that's all right. We just liked his vibe.

We'll do it. Yeah, okay. Yeah, when he comes back down, maybe we'll grab him. We'll give us a chance. Yeah, he just got a cool vibe. Really did. Effervescent. That's a good word.

You like that word? Hey, what's the deal with Steven and his TV and his bathroom? I feel like I'm on the outside of the joke here. It doesn't look like a public bathroom. So you have a public bathroom in your house? So if I go to your house, can I just use it? I mean... Off the street?

Not off the street. That's a public bathroom without a stall. That is your actual bathroom. Yeah. People are asking, like, where's the toilet? I was working on the toilet, so I moved stuff from next to it. Oh, look at your itty little bitty toilet that you poop in. That's a toddler's toilet.

That's why I installed it. Nah, I don't believe it. I don't believe that. It's got a joke on it just for farts. Yeah. So you just sit in there? Yeah. For hours?

Sometimes I'll watch, like, the late NBA games there, yeah. Sitting on the toilet? No, not sitting on the toilet. Mostly, yeah, straight up, standing around, watching the bats kind of pacing. Is there a bathtub in there too? There is. You can be in the bathtub and watch TV?

Yeah. That's genius. Well, that works. Did you beat off an iPad? No, it was there the whole time, but what we did was we... Yeah, that's a good point. Why do you beat off with an iPad

when you literally have a TV in your bathroom? You've got a sensual spa just at your fingertips when you use an iPad. It's a, I don't know the proper terminology, but it's used via a cable splitter. So it takes whatever feed is from the master bedroom in there. So what's cool about it is if my wife and I are watching a show, me and her could be like, hey, I have to go to the bathroom. I have to brush my teeth or something, and we just turn the TV on there so we don't miss anything.

That made the concept of a splitter way too difficult there. I don't know. So you're so committed to watching your shows, you're like, I've got to take a piss. Keep it running. Do you sprint to the bathroom? No, I mean, you're watching it, and then you just flick it. But what happens when you're between the couch and the bathroom?

In transit. Right. Missing key dialogue. No, not really. It's not the couch, though. It's the bedroom TV. It's the bedroom, yeah. Oh, it's the bedroom TV.

Yeah, so you're covered. You could probably hear the TV from the bathroom. You can. So you don't even need it. They're synced. Right. It's the same feed. Why does his bathroom look like a Chili's?

That really is a Chili's bathroom. That's a Chili's bathroom. Yeah. Wait, that is actually a Chili's bathroom. That's the same bathroom, yeah. I was going to say, your bathroom, as soon as I saw it, I was like, I've been hammered in bathrooms like that before. I've puked in the corner of that bathroom many times. Yeah, I've had the spinnies. So wait.

So why don't you go all the way and have like today's newspaper in, you know, how they used to do that. So when you go to take a piss in the urinal, there'd be today's newspaper sitting in front of you. Get an ice machine in there. Dump some ice in the toilet. Yeah. That would be nice. A urinal.

A trough. I did want to show that I had TV there because I bet on the game. So I was watching the game, so I was watching the game. But I also thought I was delving into a 10 to 15 minute project and I turned out to be at three plus hours. Wait. Project meaning a poop? You changed the seat out or what?

I changed the seat of the toilet. So we had a regular toilet seat and I went to change it to a toddler. Is that your master bathroom? Yes. And you have your kid using your master bathroom? Sometimes. He'll come in in the morning. He usually wakes us up, and it's like, all right,

while I go downstairs, he can wake up my daughter, who's still sleeping, or he can just go here. Steven. So you poop in that? In the little tiny, you've got to have a really good aim. No. A toddler seat is basically a regular seat, and then there's another seat that goes down that's smaller.

So if I were to use it i would lift his there's four dads in here so i hope i'm not speaking out of turn that should not have taken three hours yeah but he explained what happened to me earlier and i have to back him up here sometimes when you're doing one of these projects and something breaks and you don't you don't know how to fix it like there's a little area what happened with the little the little plastic nut so with with a toilet seat there's basically two nuts that you have to take out or bolts i don't i'm not handy at all no it's a nut you're having nut trouble yeah yeah so i have a question for you yes you know those two tabs on the toilet seat two tabs you know how long did it take you to figure out how to get that off? Oh, to pop it open? Yeah.

Like 30 seconds. So I've done this before. I do this on our downstairs bathroom, too. Are all your toilets Chili's bathrooms? Yes. No, not like this. One's Applebee's? Yeah, one of them, I guess, is a more normal home.

All the holes in your toilets are tiny holes. This is so funny that you have a Chili's bathroom in your house. Why don't you just let the little guy up or something? Steven, small toilet seat. What the fuck? It's also the best part because I've actually said that someday I would love to have a Chili's in my house, but you just have the worst part of the Chili's. You just have the toilet. No, the master bathroom. It'd be cool if you a Chili's in my house, but you just have the worst part of the Chili's. You just have the toilet.

No, the master bathroom. It'd be cool if you had a booth in your house. The master bathroom is my favorite area of the house because there's a TV, there's a toilet, there's a tub, there's a sauna, there's a shower. It's awesome. Random knickknacks all over the walls. That's where I tape my reaction videos usually. In the sauna? Because there's a closing door, so I'm not bothering.

Saunas are dangerous. Are you worried about that? I don't turn the sauna on. It's just a... What if your son turned it on? He can't reach it. Yet. Yet.

Is he planning on growing? He's plotting it. When we rented the house for Super Bowl in Minnesota, and we partied all night, and the next day we had to leave, and I found Liam Bubba, EMT producer, asleep in the sauna. That was dangerous. Saved his life. Yeah. Thankfully, it was one of those timers,

so he only was asleep in there for two hours while it was really hot. Oof. Jesus. He was totally passed out in the sauna. Very dangerous. He was 200 pounds before that. Yeah, he was. He was 200 pounds before that. Yeah, he was. He was just completely nothing.

Chaps, good to see you. Good to see you too, pal. I'm happy we did the gun thing yesterday. Yeah, I was happy we did the shot. Yeah, you didn't need that. No, I needed it. You do need it. Yeah, I didn't have any coffee.

We still have them. We can use them. Yeah, let's do it again. We can. We absolutely will, and we can. Are we having trouble finding the box? TJ hoarded them, which is actually safe. It's behind TJ over there, safe as could be.

All right. So we have our stockpile. Yeah, let's spin the wheel. Let's spin the wheel and get that out of the way. Oh, go right to it. Yeah, let's get it out of the way. The wheel is now equally good and bad. Oh, no.

Or I guess dry and not dry now chaps and kate have you guys ever had a wet no wait no i've never had a we need to replace prank call no kb will tell us we did that we did prank call the other day when friday when you weren't here we did prank call who'd you call uh kb called kate's high school to ask if she can be in the hall of fame and speak at the graduation oh that, that's fun. Kate, did you call them? Because they were expecting you. They were expecting me. Well, someone got stabbed there this morning, so school got kicked out.

Oh, jeez. That's a fucked up thing to laugh at. It's a child. It really got me off the hook. It is kind of funny. They're okay, though. It is. She was supposed to be there, but someone got stabbed. Someone got stabbed. Maybe they were trying to stab Kate. Right. The wrong person. Yeah. People were probably jazzed.

No, I think we keep Pranko on. Okay. Forever. Alright, because it got used. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, no, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. I think we're going to be fine today. We're going to be dry as can be. Jinx it. This is good. This is good.

Sit. Sit. Sit. Yes! Stop. There we go. That's going to hate it, but the world is good. This is good. This is good. Sit. Sit. Sit. Yes. Stop. There we go. That's going to hate it, but the wheel is just. People will hate that. The wheel is just. People will hate that. Per the reset rules, we now have to do a regular spin, though.

That's right. That's true. We did prove that last time we reset. Mm-hmm. Can we just get a hand signal for that next time so we don't have to do all the words? That would be a good reset. Steven, do you have any jeopardy? I like that.

That's your reset? I have some I could do. You want to do one real quick? Let's just warm everything up with it. He had 29 the other day. 29? You burned through all of them? No, we said, how many do you have?

He said, I have about 29. He's worried about. Approxim. 29? You burned through all of them? No, we said, how many do you have? He said, I have about 29. He's worried about. Approximately 29? And we went through about six of them, so there should be plenty. He also has them tiered, easy, medium, and hard. Chaps, so this is reverse jeopardy

with Stephen Shea. Double reverse jeopardy. So Stephen Shea will give us a name or something, and we have to figure out what the question was. A person important? Who's all this? I don't know. She's wearing a cane shirt.

Yes. Oh, they're Raising Cane's. Yeah. I love Raising Cane's. Oh, they invented chicken and toast. Let's not do that, Owen. It's delicious. They're the best.

You have Raising Cane's in Texas, right? Yeah, right by my house. I go all the time. Fuck yes. I miss it. I want it. The Bob. Butter on both sides.

What? So I'll ask you guys for a category. So the categories are food, life, sports, non-professional. Let's go life. Hey, what's non? Life sounded. I have like NBA, NFL, and then just like generic sports. Let's do generic sports. Yeah. Yeah. All right have NBA, NFL, and then just generic sports. Let's do generic sports.

Let's give it a generic sports. Sports. I really wish I had a gun in my hand. Me and Kate will take a non-sports. Yeah, we'll take a non-sports, please. Wait, I'm just doing one question, right? Yeah, or maybe two. Okay.

Maybe at the same time, though. I cannot believe your bathroom. I've got to find that picture. With spin. That's the answer? With spin? That is the answer. With spin.

Okay. All right. So this is generic sports. All right. Steven Che's. Ping pong serve? Yeah, Steven Che's ping pong serve. His ping pong serve.

Steven Che's best ping pong serve. His ping pong serve. Stephen Chay's best ping pong serve. Maybe golf, how to get the spin back on the green. I don't know. He plays golf. He plays mini golf with spin. Is it bowling? Is it something to do with bowling? I bowl against him.

Maybe the touchdown celebration, how to spin it at the end. He doesn't really spin his bowling ball, though. He spins it a tiny bit. Oh, I like the bowling. With spin? That's the question? With spin? No, that's the answer.

The answer is with spin. With spin. But I bowled against him. He doesn't really spin it. What he wishes he could bowl with? Oh, that's not. Oh, jeez. Let's go with that.

What do you wish you could bowl with? No. Oh, man's not. Let's go with that. What do you wish you could bowl with? No. So close. I think it might be the ping pong serve. Yeah, what you serve a ping pong ball with. Incorrect. So the answer is the only way to throw a bowling ball with spin. Oh, okay.

Close, close. You don't really spin it much. I do. I'm not like the professional, like, you know, start on the left, spin it all the way right. You bowl it straight. No, I start on the right and I spin it and it goes towards the middle. Is that you that bowls straight? I bowl straight.

Can we get one non? By the way, Mike, security guard Mike said that he's bringing a pizza for us, so. Oh, that'd be nice. Just for us? He was like, yeah, I'm getting Pat a sandwich, so. Mike's got that dog in him. Yeah. Yeah, he does. He does. he's just a dude he's great dude to have around yeah he also just it's good to have someone around it's like if shit gets goes crazy he's ready to go and he wants to go our security

all do want to go yeah that's what we don't have a motherfucker would yeah we don't have to wish a motherfucker would moment we should actually hire like crisis actors. I don't think Pat wishes a motherfucker would. Oh, Pat is... I think he's seen some motherfuckers do it and he's handled it before. Pat will look at you. Pat doesn't want to, but he will if he has to. Oh, yeah.

Like he will, he'll use, he'll diffuse with words. But when it's time to go, he'll break a motherfucker in half. Oh, yeah. With blue eyes. If I ever need to go buy Boris the barber again, I'm bringing him with me. Yes, bring Pat with you. Because he won't let me get bamboozled and end up shaved. Let's spin the wheel and see if you get creamed.

You want to do it? No, because my wife gets so mad. All right, let's do this. I'll give you- She gets so upset because I look like a little boy I'll give you We'll make us a wheel That's equal parts $200 cash Or get cream

No not $200 How much? Let's do a 5 spot $500? It's a 50-50 chance I'll put $100 in there Cream wheel. Cream wheel. Alright, so then you have to go and get

straight. You got 100? 100 on me. Wait, I have the Top Gun 2 premiere tonight. I'll throw in 100. Alright, okay. So there we go. It's 500 easy. I'm going to take out one of the 100s. There's 400 in there. Thank you. 500. So it's equal parts. You don't have to do it. You can go

to the premiere and then you can get cream tomorrow and come back on the yak. So it's equal parts. You don't have to do it. You can go to the premiere and then you can get creamed tomorrow and then come back on the yak. Okay. So seven spin. Can we get a picture of Chaps where he looks like creamed? No. It's not great. So that everyone can refresh everyone's memory. I don't even know what it is.

Everybody remembers. It's not on the internet. No. Dan, you told me that you had it scrubbed. Jared didn't know you though. No, I don't know. Well, Jared didn't know. Pull it up.

We were out in the city walking to get ice cream, Chaps and I. We actually talked about that today. We pass a barber and Chaps out of nowhere says, I kind of want to shave my beard. And I was like,

just because I was so curious to see. I was like, yeah, you've got to do it, man, for sure. He came in here looking like a little thumb. Yeah. Looking like a little... And Dave and Dan were the worst.

Like, no, it looks so good. You look so Dan were the worst. I mean. Like, no, it looks so good. You look so good. It was the Astros were in the World Series. Oh, look at that. So that's what, that would be what you look like. But to be fair, I'm like probably 30 pounds heavier in that picture. So you don't know.

I could look good. You could look good. No, I look at my face now. I have no hair on my head. Then at least I had hair. so I could look good. You could look good. No, I look at my face now. I have no hair on my head. Then at least I had hair. Now I would just be so funny. I think the weight makes a big difference though. Oh, don't do the slow fading.

Oh no, not the slow fading. You want to get creamed? You want me to cream you? I like cream you. You need to be creamed. And that just meant you were getting fully shaved. I don't knowule. You need to be a Cremule. And that just meant you were getting fully shaved. I don't know if we can do this to him. That's like a bad trip.

Are you willing to spin? Yeah. All right. So $500 and then we'll spin seven times. First one to four wins. Or no, we'll eliminate. So put four and four on there and we'll eliminate whatever's left is what you have to do oh my god that's so much cream

why don't you give him why don't i need less cream no that's hold on i don't want 50 50 give him one more 500 than cream give him no give him one more. Give him one more. Give him a 100. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Give him a 100. Give him a 100. Now you've got five cash and four cream. No, dude. So if I, it's best out of No, no, just do a no cream.

It's best out of seven. No cream. Just do a no cream. It's best out of seven. So if it lands on that, you just don't have to cream no cash. Right.

No, it's, we're going, we're spinning it, and then we eliminate the spots. So whatever is left. That's what I have to do? Yeah, that's what you have to do. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

I like it. Who couldn't use $500 cash? Cream. Cream. Cream. Cream. Cream. Cream.

Cream. How about can we also push subscribe to ZBT YouTube? Yeah, sure. I'll do that. Yeah, subscribe. We got to get over. Oh, well, no. You can't.

How many you got? Like 9,000. Subscribe'll do that. Yeah, subscribe. We got to get over. Oh, well, no, you can't. How many you got? Like 9,000. Subscribe. Everyone subscribe. Yeah, zero block 30. Don't feel safe at 9,000. Well, no, that's not. That's how we don't.

We just started. That's how many subscribers he has, not how many people listen to the podcast. I have 40. Not that many people listen to the podcast. I have 40,000 subscribers. Right, but the podcast is where. 40,000 is a lot of people for subscribers. Check out those anus and son of a boy dot YouTubes as well.

The podcast is where the money comes from. Yeah, you tell me. Y'all stood up last December and said, if you're not growing YouTube, you're not growing anything. What you said? So you're not over this. I'm not over it. Not even close.

Why would I be? I don't know. If y'all want me to work less, I'll work less. All right. We were having fun talking cream and you started fucking pouting. I'm sorry. Please go to ZeroBlock30.com. Yeah, you really ruined the mood there.

Yeah, no, I didn't want to do it. My mistake, Jeff. It's not you trying to find a way out, though, right? Dude, you always ruin the cream bit. Cream. We can never cream. always ruin the cream bit cream we can never cream what the cream i want to see you cream so bad i don't oh i look so ugly dan oh you look so summer season you have a better chance of not creaming than creaming no i don't i mean yeah how upset is your wife going to be?

Very. What about if you got 500? But last time, because this was on the board, we talked a little bit about maybe shaving. And last time I came to New York, she gave me explicit warning. Do not shave. She didn't say it.

That is time. Yeah, but you could have gotten... Yeah, but you also, if she says anything, but I could have also gotten $500 and not creamed. I don't think she's going to care about that. I don't know. Maybe you remake your bathroom into a Chili's. Yeah.

That's true, yeah. All right, spin it. I want to cream you right away. Okay. A theme or 500. I want you to get creamed. This is elimination. Either way, cash rules everything around me. I don't want to get creamed. is elimination either way cash rules everything around me

I don't want to get creamed I don't want to do this this is not what I want you already agreed to it sorry yeah remember like two months ago when we got into a real argument

on this show about cream pies versus not cream pies and KB just didn't know what a real cream pie was KB just said the cream pies were the best thing best

what was it best yeah best it was the best of best thing yeah it's extra fucked up watching the wheel when it's you. Right. This is what? Cream.

Yeah. Yeah. Just watching it spin and not really mean anything is triggering. It's you. This is upsetting. Now, I don't know about Dan. I could work on it, but if you gave us $500 cash, we maybe could let you out of it. Mm-hmm.

Maybe if we get down to the end and it's like that, and I will, maybe I'll FaceTime my wife. Anne doesn't need the money, but the rest of us do. So we can have that conversation when it comes up. Okay. All right. We love cream. We love cream.

We can spin a couple times, then maybe take a break. All right, there you go. Cream is gone. Cream is gone. Wow. Huge. One cream.. Cream is gone. Wow. Huge. One cream. One cream is gone.

One cream is gone. Chops, you're going to make 500 bucks. Oh, we're doing it all in a row. Yeah. Oh, buddy. We'll do a couple and then we'll come back. Oh, there goes the cash, though. All right, you want to do one more and then we can banter and then we'll come back to it?

Yeah, but I'm going to be distracted because I don't. Oh, pizza's here. It's hard not to have cream on the mind. Let's eat pizza and then we'll do it. Let? Yeah. I'm going to be distracted because I don't... Oh, pizza's here. It's hard not to have cream on the mind. Let's eat pizza and then we'll do it. Let's get you some pizza in you.

Yeah. One more spin, though. Pizza. Ooh. Thank you. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.

Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.

Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.

Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Spider! Spider! Spider!

Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider out the door. Spider out the door.

He's holding it. It ran out. It ran out. Pizza. That was awesome. That was awesome. Chaps didn't move. Chaps didn't move. I'm too worried about getting creamed.

How sick are these guns? They're the best. What are these? I bought them last yesterday. Look at all of these gun things. I don't know what that one looks. You guys keep talking, I'm going to fix my gun. That was a classic mafia move right there.

That was. You like that? That was the Chuka in the guitar case kind of thing oh i really thought there was pizza coming no there's no pizza i was excited yeah there's no pizza get pizza okay here we go i mean that was a classic ambush spider stronger than you think are those also the gel beads yeah from yesterday yeah wow so they go in everything yeah my god do you know those are expensive those little guns we were playing with yesterday now we just have these guns god damn it this one's just jammed i'll have to figure those out and just fuck everyone up later. Oh, yeah. That's all.

That was pretty much why I was late. I was just setting this up. Getting ready to go. Feels good. There's a lot of beads in there. There's a lot of beads in here. This one jammed, too. I don't know.

I'll have to figure it out. It is. All I want to do is play with those guns. I know. Get them. It's all encompassing. They are right in there. It's like a fine seasoning, though.

You don't want to overdo it or you'll spoil the broth. These might be shitty guns. All right. This one doesn't have anything in it. For some reason, it's not working. Maybe I have to put it in. Have it in the wrong way? I don't know.

Let's see. Get out of here. Tap, rock, bang, Kate. Yeah, tap, rock, bang. What does that mean? That's an immediate action. Dudes, we need to have a serious chat about your bathroom habits. It's time to quit shitty, scratchy toilet paper.

Switch to dude wipes. You can find everything you need at Amazon or dude wipes. No! Oh, there we go. Hide. Go to DudeWipes.com and use code YAK20 for 20% off your entire order. I think this is just a holder. This is weird.

I don't know why this doesn't load up like this. All right, I'll figure it out later. Pretty sick gunzo, huh? Mm-hmm. That's a sniper rifle. I think you got to reload it. Here, let me figure it out later. Pretty sick guns, though, huh? Mm-hmm. That's a sniper rifle. I think I got to reload it. Here, let me see it. Hold on.

All right, we can go back to cream. Okay. Oh, man. That was so much fun. Yeah, it's addicting. They're just a good time, you know? Good time, yeah. Where'd the clip go?

Pass me the clip. He's got the whole gun. Yeah, pass me that clip out of there. You can figure it out probably. A couple Marines here. Yeah, that's what we use. Use, yeah. Yeah, Orbeez.

That's how we... Wouldn't the world be a better place? It would be so... The world would be so much more fun. We'd all be giggling In the trenches Goofing on each other We really should just change it to airsoft Where you have the honor system

If you get shot you have to put your hand up That's what I did Have you seen the videos of those Me I'm out Yeah you got me Fair enough I can't believe you guys thought I was actually buying you pizza I really truly did

You said Mike was bringing pizza. Oh, yeah. I brought pizza before. I thought, what a nice guy. Come on, Dan. Jerry, do we need to get you a gun? Ow! Oh, it works again.

It works again. All right. You want it? You can have it, Jerry. I don't want it. I'm going to give it to you. God damn it. I'm going to let Jerry hold this gun.

I don't want to hold a gun. I don't play with guns. Jay, can I get a non-sports? You literally took one home for your son. I didn't take it home. Okay. Kate, I got us a non-sports chaperty question. Oh, okay.

Oh, let's go. Let's do it. I think I broke both knees. On my knees. Oh, boy. On your knees. On my knees. Oh, boy. On your knees. On my knees. What?

Eating pussy. No, he's more skilled than that. Wow. Somewhere you'll never... He's a known guy for that. Yeah, I know. Big time. What did he say?

Somewhere you'll never be caught. One of the greatest pussy eaters of all time. Nope. I would say the greatest pussy eater of all time. What a legend. Yeah. He really is. Four women might agree with you. Up to four.

On my knees. There we go. On my knees. You're about in a thousand. Will you give that to Jerry? Any girl you were with, you ate it? How to throw 50 yards. How to throw 50 yards on your knees. Maybe not. with you ate it how to throw 50 yards how to throw 50 yards on your knees uh maybe not three might agree with you it's what's on your knees praying how you like to pray i think tate's might have it he's not i don't think steven's a religious man what are your

is that a guess yes well, what was the guess? How you like to pray. No. What was that interchange right there? I mean, eat pussy is probably a better guess than pray. Can I get the pizza clip? Yeah, I'm clipping right now. It's loading. On my knee.

On my knees. On my knees. On my knees. On my knees. Ah! Fuck! Did you propose on both knees? I like how they kind of blow up, too. Did you propose on both knees?

I just straight up begged. Did you propose at a box game? I did not, no. Okay. On my knees, installing. Please, please. I have no other options. I swear I'll watch a YouTube tutorial.

There's only three others. All right, what's the answer? You're on the right track. My least favorite way to pray. What? On your knees? Well, that's a bummer. It's God's favorite. I'll rank your top five. Yeah. Yeah, that's a bummer. It's God's favorite.

I'll rank your top five. Yeah. Yeah, what are your top five ways to pray? Standing. Okay. Sitting, probably. Yeah, sitting. Laying down.

Laying down? That's way too casual. That's stress. What's up? Yeah, just on the knees. Face down, ass up. Yeah, face down. By far the least comfortable.

I grew up Catholic. I was communion. And you hated getting on your knees. It's just annoying. It's uncomfortable. Sometimes you have to do it for long stretches. So yeah, it's my least favorite way to play. You wouldn't have thought of that.

Two minutes? No, way longer. Were you an altar server too? I was an altar server. Yeah, I was. You used to have to do whole masses on your knees. Padded or not padded? Not padded sometimes. straight on the wood.

You ever get that funeral money, though? Oh, good stuff. Oh, wait, you guys got paid? For funerals and weddings. Oh, yeah. It was very good. You got to miss school sometimes, do a funeral. Wow.

Yeah, not to brag. You didn't see the dead body? Sometimes. Open casket. Normally an old. I don't trust Jerry with that gun anymore. You brought the gun in here. Yeah, I know.

I did. Oh! Let's not do that. Do it. Yeah? No. I just want to protect my eyes. Yeah, only shoot low, Jerry.

Shoot one of us. We'll all close our eyes. You shoot one of our legs One Okay Okay I don't want to close my eyes Wait

Nobody's It's so exciting Nobody closed their eyes This is exciting It is Alright One Two

Three Ah Fuck I knew you were going to shoot me Damn it That's thrilling What is that? Cream wheel Cream wheel Go going to shoot me. That's thrilling. Cream wheel.

Go back to the cream wheel. Can we all take a turn doing that? Yeah. Everyone close your eyes. Creaming? Kate will shoot someone. I'm not closing my eyes. I'm closing my eyes. Oh. I got Owen. He was looking.

Wasn't as exciting. Everyone close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes please scream okay go ahead it's your turn but it's your turn close your eyes why would I close my eyes?

Oh, you get to shoot someone. Who was it, Jerry? Who'd you shoot me? I went to shoot him. Chops. God damn it. It's so exciting. It's so exciting. It's so exciting. It's so close.

That gun is sick. It really is. I got to figure out the other one. Is there a scope? Yeah, there is. It's a pretty serious one. I'm going to buy some more. I'm going to buy a whole arsenal.

Maybe there's a tank. Oh, it's... Where'd he shoot? He shot himself. Oh, no. Pretty neat. They want to hurt anyone. Cream wheel.

Yeah, I hold it. Cream wheel. Let me hold it. I hold it. You have both guns. Let me hold it. No, you gave me the broken gun. Now, if you get cream, do we pick the creamer?

No, it's got to go back to Boris. And we'll videotape it. We'll do a Zoom tomorrow if you're getting creamed on the yak. That would be great. Okay. Yeah. Want some cream? Say it again.

You want me to cream you? You just said yes. That's the craziest part. I was like, yeah. You were like, yeah, you know what? Yeah, you can cream me. That seems like a good idea. You know what?

Cream me. Do that. You should cream my whole body. Full body creaming. That's an option. That probably is an option. This way. Here in New York, you can.

I don't know why this doesn't work. Why are they flinching behind glass? They're pussies. Pussies. I have to figure out this gun. It's going to drive me nuts. It might be too full. No, it's not full enough.

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It's like actually a fun level of hurt. Yeah. It's the perfect amount. It stings. Any more and you feel fucked up doing it, but it's fine. Yeah, right. Right. It hurts enough to hurt for a split second.

All right, cream wheel. Frame you. All right. Ooh! you. All right. Ooh. Wow. You're not going to get creamed, buddy. The odds are in your favor. Aren't you happy you didn't complain?

Yeah. I've only got two more no creams to go. That's pretty good. Two more creams. Good again. You've got four no creams and two creams. I really want to see you get creamed on the yak tomorrow live.

Oh! Uh-oh! This is going to really be disappointing if nothing happens. Just get no cream. Because you got waxed here on the show before. Yeah, it's true. You got pretty much a full, not full body wax, but you got your full. Yeah, it's true. You got pretty much a full, not full body wax, full chest and chest done.

And belly. Yep. I forgot. And legs too. Like my upper legs. How many of you guys ever been waxed? Oh, I know why Rico's not here. What does it mean?

Why did I put that together? Yeah, he doesn't support the war. Why didn't I put that together? That's right. Okay, that makes sense. Got it. I was like, why is Rico... Why'd Rico...

Jerry, are you comfortable? I always forget that Rico beats the Chaps and Cons. There's two types of people in the world. Cream and 500. I was getting too comfortable. Come on, Dan.

I'm not going to do it. Right now. Yet. We're getting comfortable, though. Keeps you on your toes. You want to shoot one of these? Oh, yeah. Let's open the door again.

Let's definitely open the door again. Open it up. Yeah, I would like very much. I got it. We just need guns. Skip Pete. Yeah. Should we just do the guns again?

One more episode of guns. EJ, you want to just give us some? I don't want to do that anymore. All right. Spin the cream wheel. Cream wheel. Cream wheel. What's that?

Cream wheel. I like that transition. Okay. Locked and loaded. Oh, God. Oh, stop, stop, stop. Sit, sit. Oh, I think I made it. Oh, stop, stop, stop. Sit, sit. I think I made it.

Oh. Let's go. Damn it. Oh, my God. That's half cream. Oh, my God. That's a huge creamy section. That is a lot of cream.

Oh, buddy. I only said that a few times. Best part is if he has to get creamed, we don't owe him anything. I'm about to be on Lenny Ball's new show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, your 50-50 chance now, chaps. I don't like that. That's where we started.

Life's a fucking coin flip, brother. Yeah, let's do it. I really do want to see you zoom. I really don't want to get creamed. We will zoom you getting creamed tomorrow on the show. I really don't want to get creamed. We will Zoom you getting creamed tomorrow on the show. I really don't want to get creamed. And again, if you get creamed, you get no money. So that's like the part where it's tough.

I know. It's the worst of the worst. There's the effervescent guy. Shoot him. You should shoot him. If we can have creamed, we don't want to use you. Might be a hate creamed. Oh, God.

Jump right in. Dan. Dan! Look at that. Wow. Ow! That was the top of your knee. Yeah.

I just love your reaction. You have the best reaction by far. It's going to hurt, bro. What we need is a cream gun. Spin it again. Oh, man. You're going to have to get... Oh, whoa.

Goal! Goal! I'm on earlier. Here we go. You're going to have to get... Oh, whoa. Goal. Goal. Here we go. A cream gun? Yeah, we just need to shoot some cream pellets. There you go. All right. All right, chaps.

Now you're one in three chance. One in three chance you're getting 500 bucks, too. Can we take no cream off? Well, I don't think we take it off now. I mean, that would... No, I think we've got to leave it how it is. Yeah, you've got to leave it exactly how it is. It's the wheel.

Come on, Owen. You know that. You're a wheel vet. Here we go. Thank you for your service, Owen. Thank you. Of course. Well, here we go.

Come on, come on, come on. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I said what I said. People are afraid to walk by the door. Real chest, Owen. All right.

Yes. God. All right. So are we going elimination here, or are we going to go best of seven? The best part is knowing, like, truly, Japs does not want to shave his beard more than any. Like, you'd probably go the rest of your life never shaving it again. Before we spin, let's entertain what we would let Chaps do to get out of this. Hmm.

He could get creamed. Well, that would be easy. You get creamed, I'll let you out of the wheel. That would be the easiest way. Think about it for a second. Think about that for a second. Could you you do a different could you do mustache only would you do just big old mutton chops i think my family would hate mustache only even more really what about oh i would absolutely what about what about goatee goatee goatee? A full goat?

I've never done full goat. You would actually look really good. You would look cool as hell, like a biker. Let's do strength coach goatee. Yeah. It looks like a son of anarchy. Wait, so that means the wheel's done? You're just going to do a goat.

You've agreed to do the goat. Or do you want to take your chances and make 500? I got caught between smackaroons. Smackaroonies. Smackaroonies. Hmm. I don't get any money. I have to get a goatee.

Correct. We've really botched you in. Or I do full no more beard, and I have a chance to get 500 bucks. I think I would probably go goatee. Goatee wouldn't be a bad option. I think I'd goatee. You goatee it? What if I actually look good with a goatee?

Have we thought about that? I think you will. I actually think you will. I actually kind of think I will, too. Hey, bad dog, come here. It's just a goatee anyway. We're not shooting you. We're not shooting you well we're not well

you're smart you're smart she's smart chaps i think this is great that we got you into a goatee it's fucking stupid well you could get 500 bucks. You could still get 500 bucks. Let me see what the wheel looks like now. Yeah, just feel it. It's not going to be. I'll let you do a test spin. I'm not going to like it.

You want to do one test spin that doesn't count? No. Are you insane? No. I would never do a test spin. That'd be like icing my own cake. Finally got him. Got Pete the fuck.

Aw. He tweeted last night. He's like, I bet the Yak guys are not sleeping tonight thinking about not being able to shoot me. I was like, yeah, dude, I said that right after. This is the biggest mistake I've ever made in my entire life. How committed are you? This guy comes in, are you going to shoot him? No, but I'm going to get Pat first.

TJ, what's the wheel look like right now? Oh, so we're doing it that way. Joey. How do we get back to this? Hey, Joey. It makes it more fun for the spin. I think he added him back on. Joey, come here.

I can do either. No, I like this, TJ. Yeah, I like that, too. Because when it's 50-50, the winner's too obvious. It's booby-trapped. I think I'll go goatee. Look at these guys just coming back from lunch.

Wait, we've had an announcement. I think I'll go goatee. Yeah? I think so. Or... Because I feel like the sides would grow back faster than having to get the length back

from the goatee area. But it's also going to grow back. Jet ski. If Big Cat raised the $500 cash prize to $5,000, would we be able to? I don't know. I don't know. We do $5,000. I am in.

I would do it. Well, I would want to replace the goatee with a half beard. All right. So you're willing to go goatee. Can we still spin just to see? Because that's the fun of it. It's like folding in Texas Hold'em and then having your opponent be like, yeah, I had nothing. It's like deal or no deal.

Yeah. It's like chaperty. We could see. Okay. All right. So you're going goatee? Yeah. Fucking.

I don't want to. I think you would look awesome. Let me see it. The best part of your beard is the goatee. It's by far the best part. You look like Jay Buhner. The cheeks look terrible, but that is fantastic. I don't like the way that you did that.

I apologize. Biker Walter White. Yeah, Biker Walter White. Okay, when do we do it? Tomorrow? Yeah, or you could just go to the wheel. I think you're going to win the $500. So do I.

I don't. Why are we back to this? He says it makes the wheel look more appealing. It's more 50-50. Oh, okay. All right. Oh, okay. Smart. All right.

I think you'll land on. How about we do 2-1? 2-1 what? I get two for me and you get one for you. What do you mean? That's two out of three. No, I get two chances. And if I get it, then I you get one for you What do you mean? That's two out of three No I get two chances and if I get it Then I don't have to do it

What? I'm real nervous I don't want to do this So I get two shots At getting it and you get If I But you don't get 500 bucks then It's just no cream No cream

Well no you just changed the rules You're right for my favor You don't get $500 then. It's just no cream. No cream. No. No. Well, no, you just changed the rules. You're right. For my favor. I'm not going to make it worse for myself. No, no, it's no cream or cream. And you get two and we get one. And we do one spin.

I think I'll go goatee. Wow. I don't want to go goatee. You don't have to get a goatee. $500 down the drain. You do have to spin, motherfucker. All right. I can spin it just to see what it would have landed. Kind of like the two-in-one deal, though.

That's not terrible. No, no, no. He doesn't have to do anything. Let's just spin it, though. I want to see what it would have landed on, just so we can make fun of you if you screwed this up. So what it lands on is what you would have had. No, wait. We're down to like best of seven at this point.

Yeah, yeah. Before we were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So best of seven. Oh, man. God damn it. Okay, so Cream would have taken an early one-nothing lead. Yeah.

Okay. Would have been Cream. I win. Isn't that it? No. No, no, no, no. It would have been Cream, 1-0. 1-1.

Oh, it would have been tight. This would have been so thrilling. You can hop back in. You can hop back in. Best of five. Hop back in. Hop back in. I want to hop back in.

Hop back in. I'm feeling good. Hop back in. All right, he's opting back in. Stiff your toe in. Yeah, he's opting back in. Stiff your toe your toe in. Yeah, he's opting back in. Dip your toe in that cream. I want to dip it in.

Okay. I like those shoes. Thank you. What are they? Cream or 3,000. Steve Madden. Oh, Steve Madden. When I wear maroon, you say it's the ugliest color in the world.

Oh, it is on you. It's the same color. Hey, did anyone call in about Stanford last night? Yeah. Yeah. What'd he say? He was being a dick about Stanford. Oh. He said Stanford. Whatever. He wasn't. That was you? No, that wasn't me.

That was a friend of mine, though. Oh. It wasn't you. No, it was not me. Alright. Well, now I'm worried that it's going to be... Okay. I was mean to him. How mean? It wasn't you. No, it was not me. All right. Well, now I'm worried that it's going to be, okay. What? I was mean to him. How mean? I might have called him a...

Did you say cunt? I might have. You said cunt. You did? I called him a dipshit. Oh, no. Oh, Brandon. Boy.

What are we going to do with you? Yikes. Did you call him a jerk? What show can we cancel next? What if they just slowly... have you thought about that? Maybe this is just the start. A phase out kind of. Slowly cancel every show.

I had 40,000 YouTube subscribers. I got rid of that one. What's safe? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. So we slowly. Is that what they want?

They want the chair? They can just have the chair. I don't care. They have the chair. No, I want you there. I need you in that chair. You can continue to behind the scenes take shows away. Purple Heart veteran finally meets his maker, Cream Wheel.

Let's go, 1-1. Chaps has opted back in. Thank you, Chaps. You are welcome. You made it very, very fun. Here we go, Chaps. Always sacrificing for the people. Did we work Elon Musk into the headline yesterday?

Yeah, we did. All sacrificing. That's the vibe. We were Elon Musk into the headline yesterday. Yeah, we did. All right, here we go. He's aware that he wants, like, this is not an element. This is not a. It's a best of seven. He can hear you, Steven. He wants three more 500s. You want it to land on 500 now.

It's not. Three more times. The way we were doing it before. Okay. Correct. I wanted the what? You want to land on 500 three more times and then you win. It's not like we take it away.

I think he picked that up. Spin it. Spin it. Rapid spin it. I want it to land on 500. Now you want it to land on 500. 500. Oh. Yeah.

Good job chaps. Nice work chaps. He's getting Two, one. Yeah. Good job, chaps. Good job, chaps. Nice work, chaps. You're getting really close, buddy. He's getting good at this. Buddy. Buddy. He hears you. No, he's going to take a dump.

He's doing a fake. He's coping it out. He's coping it out. He doesn't play away games. Oh, he doesn't? He doesn't. No. Why is Mike in a suit?

Why is Mike in a suit? Oh, he's on the phone? Something's going on. Is Preston coming? Oh, he doesn't? He doesn't. No. Why is Mike in a suit? Why is Mike in a suit? Oh, he's on the phone? Something's going on. President coming? Oh, no. Who's that guy? Looks very official. I'm going to talk about Biden.

Security. Had a security mic. Funeral or divorce? Oh. Divorce. Oh. They both. They killed his wife.

Divorce. They both don't. So it's a double? Yeah. Two for one a double? Yeah. Two for one? Called a walker down the south. Two for a bogo. Called a walker.

Jerry, how you doing over there? I think he's paranoid. What's going on? You want to hold the gun? You hold the gun. I want it. Let him hold the gun. You don't want to get creamed, do you?

Yeah, let him hold the gun. Jerry get creamed. Jerry had a goatee for a while. You like to get creamed? Me? I'll shave my face any day of the week. I don't care. David, today? Awesome.

That's fine. You keep shooting me. I like the pain. I live for it. Just one shot was good. I like... I don't care what facial hair I have. Mustache only. You would never sit like that. Yeah, I know.

What are you thinking about the balloon tradition in Nebraska? Is Juan Damien? Yes. I'm going to have to make a statement, I think. I think you have to. You have to get in front of the world and say whether we're doing balloons. We're having a helium shortage? I guess someone tried to...

We're having a shortage of everything? Someone tried to say that the helium is used in MRI machines. I feel like they just did that. I feel like they just said that to get everyone... Because helium is one of those things like, what do you need it for? Balloons. That's it. Right.

They're like, oh, no, actually, it saves lives with the MRI. Well, you know what they use it in the machines for? The doctor takes it to make the patient feel it. He's, all right, we're going to slide you in now. Everybody just calm down. And that's important. You want to shoot Westy? That's true.

Westy! Real quick. People are smart. Too smart. Damn it. Who knows we're just hijinks, guys and girls. Alright, keep going. Keep spinning. You have the helium shortage. It's amazing that lightly

tinting the windows didn't fix all that. No. No. Whoa, what was that? Wow. What the fuck? Is that cows? Oh, sheep.

So it's two to one. What is your favorite proverb or quote of all time? That's the question Steven asked today. He's all up in the Bible today. Two, two. Uh-oh. Two. Two. It's the the Bible today. Two, two. It's the best of three.

Oh, no. Now that you've dipped your toe in, you can't jump out. Cream's heading back home, too. Yeah, yikes. Want to get back out? Yeah. Okay, he's out again. Oh, my goodness. I'll let him back in.

Spin again. If you get back in, if this goodness. I'll let him back in. Spin again. If you get back in, if this comes up 500, you get back in, that's it. You're in. Okay. Okay. Here we go. So it's whoever gets two first here.

Right. Is this a practice one? No. No, this is real life. This is what makes it. Wait, then I'm out. I'm not fully back in yet. Oh, nobody asked you to be in yet. Hey, you're out. You're out. Okay. You're out This is what makes it. Wait, then I'm out. I'm not fully back in yet. Oh, nobody asked you to be in yet. Hey, you're out.

You're out. Okay. You're out right now. Spit it. Just get creamed for the people. Oh, he should have stayed in. He should have stayed in. Oh, you're right.

What an idiot. Finish it up. Let's finish it up. He should have stayed in. What an idiot. Could have had $500. He's dumb dumb face. Instead, he's stuck with that terrible beard. Ter have had $500. He's dumb dumb. Instead he's stuck with that terrible beard. Terrible

beard. It's not a great beard. Gross beard. Oh. Actually it could have come down. Get back in now. You can get back in for one spin. One spin only. Come on chaps. Come on. I want to do it but I also don't want to do it. It grows back in a month.

No it doesn't. It takes so much longer. It grows back in a month. No, it doesn't. It takes so much longer. It's like three months of growth here probably. Not all summer. What are you doing all summer? Everything in your life led you to this moment. Yes, this is it. The music is getting me fucking going.

I feel like it's dipping my toe back in. Do it. Come on. Chaps. Chaps. Chaps. Chaps. Chaps. Do it. Come on. One spin. Chaps. Chaps. One spin. Chaps.

Chaps. Chaps. Come on, Chaps. One spin. I don't want to disappoint. One spin for the rest of your life. I don't want to disappoint. Have I gotten any respect in the chat?

No. They're probably very mad. What are they saying? It's not an L. It's not an L. It's not an L. Get back in. Oh, I don not an L. Get back in. Get back in. You're giving me L's now

when I've come this far? Yeah, but you've been back and forth. Get back in. You're toying with their emotions. They're brutal people. One last time. One last ride. You know, it kind of makes me off the ledge a little bit since they're giving me L's. I don't like that shit. I got no respect in the chat at all. Like, they got this far.

The best out of seven were at six rounds, and they're going to give me L's in the chat then? When I've battled this far? Don't try to make sense of the chat. They don't deserve me getting creamed. Whoa. Wow. That's serious.

He's out. You're out. If you don't have chat time, you don't deserve them. I mean, Saturdays are for the dads, obviously, but Wednesdays are for dads to give the chat lessons. TJ, how is the chat now? Is it all dubs? Today's Tuesday, Chad.

It looks like all dubs, right? Yeah. All right, so it's all dubs now. Integrity violation from Big Cat. All right, we'll spin it anyway. God, now I'm rooting so bad that you fucked this up. We're spamming Ws, but the Bush fans just follow Chaps to the live stream. I really got to fix this gun.

It's pissing me off. Who? Hey. Spinner. It doesn't work. Oh, my goodness. Oh, you were right. Fucking asshole.

Man, oh, man. Now the L's are going to rain down on your face. So it's a goatee then? It's a goatee, exactly. All right, perfect. A goatee in a Chili's bathroom. I like that. I do both.

Steven, you have to get an industrial toilet paper dispenser yeah in there one of the really thin ones yeah that big ass circle of toilet paper right i like those the big ones because nobody likes those why would you not like imagine like having that in your home you never have to change your toilet paper out it's smart you gotta have on the door like hombres anytime you can go industrial, you should. Like at our pool, I got one of those lifeguard stand sunscreen things that just goes up on the wall. Oh, yeah. So they don't have to get the cream bottle all the time.

He's bragging about having a pool. Yeah, and creaming at the pool. Creaming at the pool. Literally has a cream bottle at the pool. All the kids come over, you want me to cream you? No, I don't say that. No. That's the opposite of what I said.

Somebody was like, you should say that. I was like, don't be an idiot. That's the opposite. Why would I ever say that? That's the opposite of can I cream you? Can I not? Yeah. Can I just, can you be?

Can I suck all the cream out of you? No. Oh. No. Let me remove the cream from you. It's the opposite. If you have any excess cream, I will take it. I'll take your cream right now.

I will take it in my mouth. I will carry it in my mouth. Get the cream. I want to be your bull. I want to swallow your cream. Oh, man, chaps. You dodged a bullet, my friend. First time for everything.

Yeah, that's true. We still have to spin one more time. Why? Because we reset the wheel. Oh, yeah, that's right. We reset. Okay. Wow, so this show could be another two hours.

We have to get wet. All right. Good point. Wow, look at that now. We're seeing. We look awesome now. But did Chaps take all the wheel energy? Like, is the wheel going to be this bad?

No, this would be a very big wheel is just moment. He sucked all the energy cream right out of this wheel. Yeah. All right, spin it, TJ. Let's try. Let's try. We're good. Easy pe's dry We're good Easy peasy

We're good Let's do Let's do another round of getting shot With our eyes closed Okay No Worst It is exhilarating

It's so much fun So much fun Oh fuck Alright Close your eyes I'm gonna have my family start doing this at dinner time It's so much fun. So much fun. Oh, fuck. All right. Close your eyes. I'm going to have my family start doing this at dinner time. You got me.

Thank you. Oh, it's so exciting. Let's shoot chaps. My turn? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's true. That's fair. We should all shoot chaps.

Yeah. Everyone close your eyes. Close them. That's fair. We should all shoot chaps. Oh, God! God, this is fucking fun. We all agreed to shoot chaps. Oh, did we not miss that? This is a bigger target. What are you doing?

Loading it up. It's already loaded. What are you talking about? Oh, I don't like the sound of this. Yeah, it's not going to go good. What do you mean? What do you mean? He's getting the whole clip ready.

Something nefarious. Jerry only shot once. The vibe. One bullet. Well, if you missed the first bullet. I didn't miss. I did get carried away. I should have just done one.

Brandon, I'm sorry. No, you're a bitch. You jumped, and I said, well, you got two. I should have just done one. Brandon, I'm sorry. You're a bitch. You jumped and I said, well, you got two. I got like five. My hand slipped. Everyone close your eyes. Good night.

Oh my god. Wait. When you're waiting for it. It is. Why do you keep shooting me? This has got to be a fetish somewhere. You have the best reactions, Jerry. All right. Fuck.

Fuck. I think it's going to be me this time. Ow! Ow! My arm. Fuck. Fuck. I think it's going to be me this time. Oh, my arm. All right. Hey, what a ricochet. Thank you. All right, Owen, last one. Okay. I don't really want to shoot anything. No, you got to, Owen, last one. Okay. I don't really want to shoot any of you.

No, you gotta shoot someone. Shoot someone, bitch. You fucking bitch. You bitch. Oh, fuck! I don't like my face. That's a good time. I went for a headshot. I didn't go for the headshot. You headshotted me. I would have had to look through the scope to headshot you. I had my hands over my eyes.

Goatee for real. The scope is nice. I'll do a goatee. These things are awesome. Oh, we got a goatee. Wait, do you think Spider got a real pizza and there's pizza somewhere? I mean, that looks like a real. I did ask for a pizza box, but I don't know if he actually got a pizza.

He threw it out. It's very greasy. Yeah, there's grease in there. Is that orb? That might be orb juice. Oh, orb juice. It'd be orb juice. I threw it out. It's very greasy. Yeah, there's grease in there. Is that orb? That might be orb juice. Oh, orb juice. It'd be orb juice. I'm going to buy some more of these.

I'm going to buy like a tank, like a little motorized tank that just goes around. I'm going to drive in here one day. That'd be fun. They make grenades. We've got to get those. How would that work?

Gel soft grenades. I'm not sure. They make air soft ones. I'm hoping they make gel ones. A flash bang, right? Yeah. I went to a birthday party once and there was just like an adult in our group Airsoft grenades. I'm not sure. They make airsoft ones. I'm hoping they make gel ones. A flashbang, right? Yeah. Yeah. I went to a birthday party once, and there was just an adult in our group.

He just threw one at me. Hell yeah. Ripped up. It was fun. Okay, I'm going to find a grenade. Oh, yeah. I found one. Oh, that was great.

Okay, great. At least we'll get that going. Good show. Oh, my God. This one is sick. You have or'll get that going. Good show. Oh, my God. This one is sick. You have orbs all over you. It's a scooter that shoots. Scooter. Oh, wow.

They don't have an RPG. Oh, my goodness. Draft buys. Dude, this is a gel blaster scooter. You have to. Look at this. Oh, my God. I'm going to buy everything so we can just do it all the time.

We should set up a whole, you can make a turret. Yeah. Going to trench warfare now? Yeah. You could take it to Ramada Turkey Peak. That's right. What's that mean? High off the doorway.

Okay, stop using your insider jargon. Ooh, I risked my life for this country. We've got inside jokes. Yeah, you risked your life for this country, but at what cost? Rico doesn't like you. That's true. I still don't get that. He doesn't like the truth.

He doesn't like a lot of people. Oh, I love Rico. Imagine if that was part of this. He came in this morning, and it was only us two. Oh, that's why he wasn't sitting near us two. Yeah, and he came in, and he grabbed his laptop. Oh, Jerry was there, and he grabbed his stuff and stormed away. What did you do?

What did you do? I don't know. How funny would it be if you went to enlist in the Army and they're like, all right, so pros, pension, you learn discipline. Not the Army again. What? Marines. No, I know, but I'm saying someone else goes to the Army.

And then there's cons. Rico doesn't like you for life. Yeah. That's like, I don't cons. Rico doesn't like you for life. Yeah. That's like, I don't know. You want to do pick central tomorrow? Sentence also just made sense. Yeah. Cons.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's cons he doesn't like and you're by association, but I don't know why she's not by association. I'm non-threatening. She's a woman. How could you not? If you don't like Kate, you're automatically, you lost.

That's right. I mean, Rico didn't like you. I would say probably. Rico doesn't like Kate you're automatically you lost I mean Rico didn't would say probably doesn't like Big T and he's the most docile person here yeah gotta be Rico has his ways chaps

unfortunately you're fired that stinks but I accept imagine if Rico became boss how quickly the company would just be wiped out like Dwight being

what if we said Rico will like you from now on, but you have to get creamed? I'm not worth it. You should do it just to see if he'll like you. Yeah, maybe that's the thing. Maybe it's like a dog and he just doesn't like scruffy men.

Rico cream you. Let the healing begin by letting Rico cream you. Yeah, let Rico put a really sharp knife to your neck. Let's do that. Okay. Okay. What could go wrong?

Nothing. Just have him twist a high noon cannon. Presented by high noon. The blonde edge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rico shaves chap. Presented by high noon. All right.

That was a good show. I'll see everyone tomorrow. I promise not to bring any more guns. No, you don't. No, I don't. Bye Chad I still like you even if you're mad