The Yak - Chea Races Will Compton to See if he Has the Speed to Make it in the NFL | The Yak 5-17-22

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

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I love that Will is Wanted to be on this show Because it's a testament to us As guys He's like, I just love hanging with the boys It's the boys, man. Owen, what'd you just do? Owen, you're too humble, bro.

Good kid. Let him know there's a mic and headphones there. There's a mic and headphones. I kind of wanted to talk like that. Headphones behind you, my dog. You know what? Let's do... Made a boy move. No, let's do...

Will has to play Familyemma Feud. We're bringing that back? It's the new version that sucks. And if he doesn't get to fast money, he has to sit on the ground the whole rest of the show. Okay. All right, here we go. Let's go. Yeah.

You're good. You're smart enough. You're probably going to get some woman in here. You're smart enough. Let's not go ground. Let's go on this little square that we have. Yeah, right here. I love that fucking thing.

The Compton Square. It's got to stay... You know what? It's the Compton Square square. Yeah, right here. I love that fucking thing. The Compton Square. You know what? It's the Compton Square. All right, here's what we're going to do. If Will doesn't get to Fast Money, he has to sit on this square for the rest of the show, and if any part of his body touches the ground, he's got to get wet. Which direction is he facing? Forward?

Hey, I'm not doing the wet shit, dude. Oh, yeah, you are. Are you on the yak? I love the yak. I love hanging with the boys. You get wet. We're getting wet. If it comes to that.

What kind of wet are we talking about? First off, you're going to get to fast money. Second of all, even if you don't, there's no way you're falling off the fucking Compton Square. It's named that. It's literally the Compton Square. Ron, what are you sipping on right now? A stout. It's that new coffee place next door that they just...

Basically, it's almost like a Portlandia sketch. Everybody's drinking that. Yeah, I'm one of those. I walked in and they asked what my sign was. Yes, this is a Portlandia sign. I said cancer, and they were like, you've got to get the orange juice, coke, and black coffee mixture. It's called the summertime something.

Yeah. They were like, were you born in June? I was like, yeah. But then someone from the back screamed like, Mercury's in retrograde. And here, this is what you're ordering. And you did drink. He got it. It was a buy one, get one.

I gave one to Big Cat. And we cheersed, and it was bad. It was so bad. That was like orange juice isn't mixed with coffee. Orange juice isn't mixed with anything. Orange juice, Coke, and coffee mixed together. Bro, is that black? It was so bad.

Yeah, it's actually pretty bad. Duke said they were unable to serve black coffee there. I'm telling you, they opened that as a joke. That's a joke coffee shop. Look how cool he looks right now. They're basically making everyone like, can we give you the worst coffee and make you think it's cool? I think oranges suck.

Oh, okay. I agree with that. As an ingredient. They don't add to anything. You can take it off the thing. Oranges? I don't think you can add oranges to anything and make it better. I don't know. What do you think?

Orange chicken. That's just a flavor. Duck l'orange. What about duck l'orange? Orange chicken. Is there oranges in it? Yeah. Or is it flavored Is there oranges in it? Yeah. Or is it flavored? Can you add an actual orange to something and make it?

Sometimes they got like that. Blue Moon. Ban just walked in. Blue Moon. All right, all right, all right. Yeah, but orange chicken, sometimes they'll have the slices in the dish. I'm willing to be proven wrong, but I don't think it's a good ingredient. No, you actually might be honest.

I think carrots do nothing to any food. Carrots. I hate when they put carrots in a salad. I think carrots are the worst ingredient. Yeah, they're the worst. You've forgotten about banh mi's. You forgot about banh mi's? I just got four banh mi's the other day on accident. 4X, the Uber. And the carrots did nothing for you?

No, they don't. So you don't just dip in a carrot in a ranch? Then the carrot is the main... You think the carrot is more of a vessel than the carrot. My son has carrots and he dips it in the ranch. I don't want you to add carrots to any of my meals. What about a pot roast? No.

Well, that roast, it works. It does work. My son takes a carrot. I feel that, but not for me. I think oftentimes little kids are the truth tellers of society, and he takes carrots and he dips it in the ranch and just licks the ranch and you just eat one carrot the entire time. Well, the carrots is fork. Yeah, right.

Exactly. And you're like, wait, that's, you're a genius. Yeah. Why are we eating the carrot? Why aren't we just eating the ranch? All silverware should be edible. Yes. That's right too.

Fuck. Wait, but no. You should make that. You just bite through it. You bite through it. You're done. It's a one use fork. No, no, no, no, no. It's right, too. Fuck. Wait, but no. Why? You should make that. You just bite through it. You bite through it. You're done. It's a one-use fork. No, no, no, no, no.

It's a resilient man's. No, it should be like an ice cream cone. You use it, and then at the end, you have to eat it. You have to be disciplined. It's the greatest invention of all time. I think the problem with that, though, is if you make a good edible silverware, then you're going to eat it a little too fast. Right.

You've got to make something like a carrot that you wait until the end. Right, so edible silverware that doesn't taste too good. Yeah. That's the line. Or silverware from carrots. Also, it's kind of fire. You can eat the silverware first,

and it's not silverware. Then you have to get another. It becomes the food. You need more silverware. What a tricky situation. Look at KB's hot takes. Look where they've taken us. What a fucking life.

I don't think they're that hot. People will get mad. Oranges are trash. I hate oranges. I fucking hate carrots. People are already mad at you for that. Oranges and carrots, no. But I think you were proven wrong with oranges.

You just hate the color orange? You can't have coffee. What's the deal? I don't like orange foods. You like... Keep going. No, I'm not saying that. I'm not stamping that statement.

What did you think of? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Peanuts from Halloween? It's orange-ish. That's pink. Well, salmon can be orange. Yeah, I don't know. Salmon's orange, for sure.

I'm not that passionate about it. When you do a food take, you just got to act like it's your most passionate opinion. Yeah, that's true. That was unlike you to kind of dump that out. You're pretty even keel about it. That was a solid take. Food takes play. That was a really good rant.

I was actually eating a bomb me. That's how I was like, the carrots don't do anything for this. You're one of the best ranchers in the country. But you were eating them. Really impressive. No, they didn't come with them, I guess. No, I would eat them. I think they just make food work. We've got to get you on a food review. Dude, food. We've got to start I guess. No, I would eat them. I think they just make food.

We've got to get you on a food review. Dude, food. We've got to start doing it. We should start reviewing carrots. That would be good. Remember when people used to brag about- Carrot casserole isn't bad at all. Carrot cake.

Carrot cake. Carrot cake is great, too. I got to eat that 10 minutes ago. No, carrot's an awesome ingredient. Come on, bro. No, but I agree. I hate to do that 10 minutes ago. Oh, carrot's an awesome ingredient. Come on, bro. Damn. No, but I agree. I hate when I'm eating a salad and then you get some peanuts and some carrots.

I don't want that. Shredded carrots. It goes off the whole texture. I like a crunch. I live for a crunch. I don't like a crunch. I'm a crouton. No, I like a crunch. Chips inside of a sandwich all day.

Oh, well, yeah, but that's completely different. I'm against chips on a sandwich. I love it. I put chips on every sandwich. Chips should be in every sandwich, every. Oh, well, yeah, but that's... You gotta have a crunch. I'm against chips on a sandwich. I love... I put chips on every sandwich. Chips should be in every sandwich, every burrito, every bowl. Chips should be in everything.

Oh, my God, when they put, like, the little... I don't even know what it is, but, like, in a sushi roll when they get that little crunchy stuff in there. That is so fucking good.

Life is about the crunches. Yeah. But not within a salad. That was deep. It's true, though. Like, I live for just my next crunch. What kind of peanut butter?

What kind of peanut butter do you get? You get creamy, don't you? Oh, wow. That's what that means. I called you on your bullshit. Well, no, here's the thing. I don't eat peanut butter for anything. What?

Not for the crunch? Oh, that was an aggressive call on his bullshit. No, you're right. But I can't tell you the last time I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I'll give you an Uncrustable. No, I don't eat. Put peanut butter sometimes on a banana and lick it off slowly. No crunch.

Yeah, I've seen you do that. That's just me and myself late at night. Do you make smoothies or ice cream sometimes? Yeah, I lick off the banana, then I put the banana in the smoothie. The crunchy peanut butter wouldn't come into play in the smoothie. It's like, oh, we should make a food video. It has the word smooth in it. You know the ladies that do all the, like, they put pasta on the countertop?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should do a smoothie where it's like I lick the peanut butter off the banana, put the banana in the blender, and then spit the peanut butter back into the blender. Smooth it out yourself. This is how you make a good smoothie. You gotta smooth it yourself. A mouth smoothie. Yeah, that sounds good.

Yeah, Will just found out that Food Takes play online because they just ranked their burgers on Bussin' with the Boys. What did you guys say about that? It's finally hit. Yeah, what is it? Oh, you finally hit?

You've been just doing it? The big take was that In-N-Out is overrated as a burger. I listened to your take. It's right. It wasn't extreme. It really wasn't. It's a little bit overrated. It's still good.

I said it's good, not good. All right, we can't do this. You started the whole thing. You started the whole shit. We're going to do Compton Square and then you brought up carrots. I fucking hate food takes. You started this. You brought up oranges and carrots.. I fucking hate food takes. You started this. You brought up oranges and carrots.

You had two different food takes. Why would you even talk about oranges? I don't like a lot of the things I say. I would never go back and listen to it. That's true. Okay. That's actually a fair point. That's wise.

So, yeah, what I said sucked. Maybe I saw a guy on the street tonight. Simple as that. Fuck you, guy. I saw a guy on the street today that was- Crash segment. It was like, I love, guy. I saw a guy on the street today that was- Crash segment. It was like, I love the Yak. I'm a huge Yak fan.

You guys didn't give KB enough credit for his performance on Friday. I think we did. Everyone was. I was getting necked left and right. He's MVP. Just getting wet. A little bit too much credit. Dundantly wet.

It's got to suck that you are the most educated on the show. I think you have the best control of the English language. Your best bits are you just looking funny. Stopping ass wet. What a waste. That burger was the hardest I've laughed in a while. Are you the most educated? Master's degree? You have a master's?

That's racist. Wow, that's true. What does Zaha have? Are you a doctor? No, I'm a master of science. That's true. Zaha's the highest. Dad had one of those. Oh. What does Zaha have? Are you a doctor? No, I'm a master of science. That's awesome. Maybe what do you have? You just made that up.

That's a badass title. Maybe what's yours? I'm a master of science. I've mastered that. Science. Yeah. Masters of, is it? Arts?

Arts. Dude. Mastered the arts? I wouldn't say that out loud anymore. Yikes, my boy. Ow. Yikes. Theed the arts. I wouldn't say that out loud anymore. Yikes, my boy. Ow. Yikes. The easiest thing ever.

It's just really, really gay. I know. I don't want to gloss over how gay it is. Arts. It does sound bad. Meanwhile, Zah is a man of science. Yeah, he's a learned scholar of science. And humble, too. Look at that. Yeah, he's a learned scholar of science. And humble, too.

Look at that. Wow, humble. How do you continue to be like, I'm going to get my master's in arts? Like, I get it if it's going to be like...

It's not like, it's master's in... Like finger painting? Special education. So I just... I'll make us feel bad. I'll write into it. I'll make us feel bad.

Now you're taking us down a path where we're like, okay, I made no comment. Yeah, right. I saved kids' lives. Everyone tries to say that's hyperbole, but it's not. You saved a kid's life?

Yes. How many kids' lives did you save? Was that hyperbole? I gave them a suicideless future by teaching them how to communicate better. Okay, then let me spin it the other way. Just kind of a hot topic going around right now. How many abortions have you paid for? Funded?

Funded. Correct transaction? Venmo. What type of Venmo? Alright, first, the man has to pay for the whole thing. Yeah. You should see KB's Venmo transactions. They're public and I'm friends with him and it's all just... It's always just the

scissors emoji. Scissors emoji. Vacuum emoji. roe v wade is now hot uh someone just the supreme court found kb's mo transaction like this is getting out of control oh notice your venmo's with the exact it's every it's like every monday sunday he's's a Sunday fucker. I knew you were. I think I have the most creative emoji combination for an abortion.

I mean, there's already the baby with angel wings. Yeah. It's only meant for dead kids. Yeah, that's true. That's the only time people use that. Whoever made that, yeah, whoever made that was thinking dead kids. Have you ever seen that not Not used for dead child? I mean, I would describe it.

Owen's like an angel baby. Cupid's a baby with wings. Cupid's a dead baby. It's true. Owen is an angel baby. Thanks. Good fact. You a miracle baby?

No. Owen's like, what the fuck are we talking about, dude? I was pulling up KB's tip. Thank you. Venmo? Tip. Yeah, that's two. No way.

You got to get wet. No way. You ruined Compton Square. Compton Square is drenched. There might be a ghost or some shit in here. I don't know what's going on with me. You think it was a ghost? No, I'm just fumbling.

Here, use the prep sheets. The wrestling sweatshirts over there, if you want. Finally put these prep sheets to use. Can you pass me one of those? Pass him the wrestling sweatshirts. Celtics heat tonight. Dude wipes. Is Riggs?

No, I just honestly, I think the tightness of the studio. Wow, you really did. Dude wipes right there. The tightness of the studio and the fullness of my coffee has been a problem recently. I need to do something about this. That was a much worse spill. Oh, you know what you need? You think I'm dying?

You know what you need? Hopefully. You might be. Some lidded coffee. I'm going to the doctor on Thursday. It says lidded. Oh, fuck. You have more lidded.

What are you going to the doc for? See if my throat's fucked up. That was metaphorical right there. Is it your throat? Or you lost your voice? I lost my voice. I'm hoping it's cancer so I can just dunk on people. Just be like, oh, I lost my game of the year? Good luck my voice. I'm hoping it's cancer so I can just dunk on people.

Just be like, oh, I lost my game of the year? Good luck. Cool. I'm dying. I would use it in the most inappropriate ways possible. That happens to broadcasters and singers, though. You might have to do one of those things where you can't talk for four days, which you still have to come on the show if you can't talk for four days.

You're not fucking getting out of the yak. Mime it? Yeah, just mime through the show. Right before you die, how many tweets would you schedule? Ooh, that would be good. Tweets from the grave? Yeah. I bet you'd schedule hundreds.

Do you guys even remember my one request for if I die? Of course. Are you going to say it? I don't. I don't think you guys remember it. Now I'm going to have to deal with this, knowing that I would die and you guys wouldn't do it. No, people know. There's something about like I don't know it. What is it?

I don't remember. We talked about one of them is you want to there was one about my skull fucking me, right? I want you to skull fuck my dead body.

Is that what it was? No, I want the big slap hand at my coffin. That's funny. Oh yeah. Slap everyone. Jackass. Says their respects.

I think giving, like, death requests is kind of an asshole move. Really? Slapphand, you don't like it? Like, I'm dying. You're a machine today. Patrick Beverly, you don't even care about what I'm saying. You just have the strongest opinions today. Don't make your friend, like, do some goofy shit when he's in mourning.

Wow, I feel like that would be nice. All right, if I die in the next five years, I want KB to put his penis in his asshole. On camera. On camera. You guys make sure that gets done. Wrap his penis around the corner into his butt. The technology there yet? Are you worried that's going to put a bounty on your own head?

Yeah, that's true. People want to see it. I'm surprised Kyle might kill you. He's been begging to fuck Kyle. Should we play Family Feud to see if you have to sit on Compton Square? I want to go to the bathroom. Let's do it. Do you want to play it blindfolded so you don't know if your guesses are right or wrong?

No. Okay. If someone was really good at it, I don't even know the game. It's Family Feud. I've played Family Feud. Why do I need to have a blindfold on? No, I think it'd be just a tiny dissonance. Or a wrinkle shoe. We're constantly having wrinkles.

You would never need one. What about a wheel, though? Can we do the wheel first, maybe? Yeah, let's do a wheel. Let's do the wheel first. The wheel or the wheel? The wheel. The wheel. The one and only wheel.

If this lands wet, are you going to try to pull rank on us and not get wet? I thought I was playing Family Feud. You are, but we do this every day, all of us. If you get wet, then you don't even really have to play Family Feud because if you lose, you'll just be wet. I thought the whole point of the guy had a little competition. Once you get wet, you're going to want to stay wet as well. You know what I'm saying?

I play Family Feud, and then I've got to sit on the square if I don't get it right. That is valid. You guys are trying to double down on the wheel. We just have to get our wheel in no matter what. This happens. We can do it before or after. We have to wheel.

Regardless. It's just part of the show. But we're waiting on Zaza, so I was trying to just kill some time. The wheel's for everybody, right? The wheel owns us. Right. We're just, wheel is the show. We're just vessels for the wheel.

So if we hit hanging wedgie, what happens? Oh, boy. Someone's going to have to get a hanging wedgie. And then it's a wheel of the guys? Yes. Eliminator style. Correct. Same with wet. I don't know if we can pull off hanging wedgie, what happens? Oh boy. Someone's going to have to get a hanging wedgie. And then it's a wheel of the guys? Yes. Eliminator style. Correct. Same with wet. I don't know if we can pull off hanging wedgie today. We would decide who has to get it.

Well, the thing is, yeah, it depends on who because a hanging wedgie can be, the person can be lifted as well. That's true. And we got Will here, strong man. I bet you've done some bullying in your day. Oh yeah. You did it, but you didn't, like, like it. Like, I would do it if, like, say we were a crew and, you know, who's the bully of this crew?

Who would you guys say is a bully? Big Cat. Like, Roan and Big Cat. Yeah, they would be the bullies, and we would just kind of be, like, guilty by association. And then after, like, we bullied him, I'd, like, be a guy that's, like, you know, kind of just tries to joke with him. Be like, hey, we're just having fun. Like how you've been chilling with Marty. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hang with Marty. You just try to smooth everything over after the bullying? Try to smooth it over. Smooth it over with Marty? No, just let him know that, hey, I'm still your boy.

Oh, you are? Yeah, Marty? It's a statement? I guess so. I'm on camera. Yeah, Marty's still my boy. Interesting. You see all the guns at Marty.. Yeah, Marty's still my boy. Interesting.

You see all the guns at Marty. You know the boy's going through it. So you lend a hand and you're like, hey, how you doing, boss? I see all the shit going on out there. How you actually doing? Do you put your hand in front of the bullets? Do you put your body in front of the bullets? No, no, I'm not going to jump out in front of a bullet. Like if Dave or somebody's shooting the gun at him,

I'm not going to dive in front of Marty. Got it. You're just going to, when he's dead, you're going to be like, yo, dude. He's like medic. He's like medic. Yeah. He's standing over Marty's dead body.

He's like, dude, that bullet came fast. He's like the guy. Fuck, man. I'm so sorry your face got blown off. Yeah. I could have stepped in there, but yeah. Dave had the gun. Nothing I can do.

Is this an anti-Marty pod? No. I'm not. I'm right down the middle. I've already said that. I've already told you. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.

You're in the corner, right? I've already told you. The healing has already begun. Oh, for sure. I'm not a grudge guy. I thought you talked to Marty today. I talked to him. Yeah.

Yeah, I saw him. The grudge can't be held forever. Team Hank, as hard as I could be, but I'm not a grudge guy. Were you squeezing his waist? Yeah, I was squeezing him. I was sizing him up. The problem is Dave is a grudge guy. Yeah, no, Dave is very much a grudge guy.

Tough grudge guy. He loves grudging. Tough grudge guy. Feeds off it. Yeah. Lives for it. Yeah. It's tough.

It gets dicey. Yeah. All right, let's spin the wheel. Do takes? Takes? Oh, yeah, Go ahead, Kyle. I think Ben-Hur is a worse movie than Anchorman 2.

No one saw that. I would rather watch Anchorman 2 ten times than Ben-Hur once. Kyle's takes. Anchorman 2. Anchorman 2. Y'all are responding to the take. Dude, you're about to get the Ben-Hur heads in your mansion.

They're going to be all up in your shit. I didn't dislike Anchorman 2. No, that's what I'm saying. I think it's a better movie. Every old movie is bad. You think Anchorman 2 is a better movie than one? No, it's better than Ben-Hur. Every movie that was made before Godfather sucks.

Right. Like Jeff D'Lo and Ken Jack giving seven samurai a hundred. Oh, my God. When I was in school, I was in a film class, and all the kids were like, Citizen Kane is the best movie of all time. Brutal. That movie fucking sucks. Yeah, it sucks. No CGI.

No. The only, like, really good old movie is Casablanca. See, you're doing the same thing. You're no different than what you said, because that movie sucks, too. No, that movie's pretty good. Oh, it sucks. But it would be better with color. Yeah, or dick and penis. Oh, yeah. The fact that Dark Knight isn't considered top three

best movies of all time, but Citizen Kane and Seven Sam or whatever, it's like, shut the fuck up. Banger. Yeah. It's like technology's better. The movies are better. What list are you looking at? Any list. IMDb, I think, has Dark Knight up there pretty high. It's probably like top 20.

No, I think it's like top five. Wow. All time? Maybe top 10. Wow, you put people in the wrong. Let me backpedal for a second. Maybe top 10. This is a show to get your take on.

It's definitely The Godfather, Pulp Fiction, probably fucking- Godfather Part 2. I don't know. Hey, Shawshank Redemption? Shawshank Redemption is a good one, though. I think that's number one on IMDb. IMDb is the list I like to refer to. I think it's either Pulp Fiction or...

Oh, here we go. Oh. Oh, shit. Dark Knight's number three? Oh, wow. That was... Wow. I used a bad example there.

You look like... Wait, wait. What was that? I literally said... Holy... I literally... That wasn literally. I literally. Moron. That wasn't wrong.

He used a bad example. He used a bad example. Well, at least you used any of them. Not even. I meant, I meant like a modern movie, but I used a terrible example. Terrible. Because I said it, I said it since Dark Knight's not in the top three best movies. You gotta do movie rankings, Scott.

But also, Dark Knight. We're talking about people on like film Twitter and in your classes and shit, right? Yeah, yeah. Dark Knight's like your favorite movie of all time, right, Sass? Oh, one of them. Right now it's my favorite. Because that's the first one that came up. That's like the one you talk passionately about.

Well, because that movie's just like this CGI and everything's crazy. And it's fucked up that no one respects it as a top five movie. No, it's not even a top two movie. It's so fucked up. Look what I did. You did it again. I did it on purpose just throw out of mindless a mindless crazy take and then you get the people talking about something they know nothing about for like 20 minutes I was really passionately to passionately throwing out time tomorrow I'm genuinely shocked at how badly that worked out for me.

So bad. What about Beyonce? She hasn't had a hit in a very long time. Rihanna's catalog versus Beyonce. Rihanna all day. Easy. I hear it and I acknowledge it as great, but I don't like it. By the way, we just realized that you guys realized we're just doing the Brandon Walker College football show right now.

Swear to God. I didn't want to mention it because I didn't want to get to me, but I was like, there are five movies I like. We did underrated movies last night. I do it every fucking day. I get to 430, I'm like, what the fuck am I going to talk about? I need people to call and I do what I like. I like it. I like following along.

I like Rihanna, but Beyonce has been her. Yes. Shit. Okay, spin it, and then Will Compton's got to play to be on Compton Square. You want me to grab Dave? I thought if we spin that this is... Oh, dear.

Oh, no. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, let's go. Hey, that's good we did this early. All right, you got to get to ordering. All right, the gas is real good. Food wheel's good. All Oh, let's go. Hey. Hey, that's good we did this early. So we got to get to ordering. All right, the gas stove is good. The food wheel is good. All right, let's see if we get free.

Only carrot type food? No. No. We have the food wheel. All right, Compton, order some food. Are we doing a carrot based food wheel? No. No, we have the pretty.

We have the food wheel. This is a good one. We don't. Yeah. Does Will get to add one? Yeah, Will, you get to add one. Yeah, Will, you get to add one. What do you want? What do you want to add?

KB doesn't have anything on here. What are the options we're looking at right now? Any food in the world. You got tacos, just salad, oxtail, birthday cake. Bon me special request extra carrot. Fucking chay, probably. That's probably a good thing. Just salad sucks.

Bon me no meat. Wait, can we take some? What was the last one we landed on? Just a carrot sandwich. Sunday parties for the case race. Can you replace that with something else? Yeah. Fun Me No Meat sandwich.

Will, what do you want to replace BK's Sunday Pies with? Let's go Orange Chicken. Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. Everyone gets Orange Chicken? I'll just order a ton of Orange. We're talking about it. It's feeling like a birthday cake kind of day.

I would say. That's what we got last time. Here we go. Oh, we did get birthday cake last time? Yeah, we did. We got to replace that, too? We got birthday cake last time. Hey, what's Jolof?

What's Jolof? That was birthday cake. Okay, so replace it. You can't just happen to have a birthday cake. I'm going to do ice cream cake. Nice. Ice cream's already on there. No.

Let's go crazy. I love ice cream cake. Nice. Oh, yeah. Ice cream's already on there. No. Let's go crazy. I love ice cream cake. I love rice. Should we just go fast and make it an elimination? It's a West African rice dish. West African rice dish. Yeah, we can eliminate you. Make it, go fast, DJ.

Make it an elimination. Eliminator. Yeah. All right. I got fucking. On me, no rice. You got the carrot heads in your DMs? Yeah.

And orange. Carrot heads in your DMs? So we're going to make this a quick elimination. Bye-bye, tacos. Fuck. Bye. Bye, bitch. It's the best option.

Bye, bitch. What are you talking about? Ice cream's on there. Tacos are true. We have to give a take about each thing. Joe off of rice. I don't know what that is. It's there!

Bye-bye. Yeah! Ice cream. Oh, wait. These are eliminated. Yeah. This fucking guy. I was like, yeah, who gets to eat ice cream. Oh, wait. These are eliminated. Yeah. This fucking guy. I was like, yeah, who gets to eat ice cream?

Really wanted his Haagen-Dazs. Oh. Oh. No. Good. Will, let me get one of those Slim Jims you have in your pocket. I got you, brother. Did you Slim Jim ever, bro?

I'll take one as well. Is that your last one? God damn it. I'm just handing me four Slim Jims. You've lost everything good. Everything good is gone. Is that your last one? God damn it. Ron just handed me a four. You've lost everything good. Everything good is gone. Now we're going to get some oxtail or salad. Fuck you, Steve.

Suck it. I'm leaving. Uh-huh. I'm quitting. Why is Bon Mimo meat on there? Bon Mimo meat? It's just a carrot sandwich. Let's fucking go.

Bye-bye. That's never a good sign. Well, barbecue is still on there. Barbecue is still on there. Itbecue is still on The energy is really dropping It really is Okay I know If we get a salad I think we all get to punch Steven

So to clarify Just Salad isn't even a restaurant What do they serve? Yeah, right. Jay, it's called Just Salad. What's our option? It's not just plain bread.

Oh, you're right. He's right. He's right. You can get a wrap. You think it was Head to Head? Yeah, of course you can get the head to head.

Jay, what's your go-to salad? What's your go-to salad? I like the poblano chicken. Crispy chicken with grilled chicken. That's the best one, yeah. Just Salad is like the salad place that has

the chicken that they use is just tiny little cubes of chicken and they're fucking so dry. So bad. The uniform size. I get a cheeseburger there? You're angry. Get that out of here. It's not just plain lettuce.

I don't want to bite into any... Get it out of here. Let's not even talk about it. These are good options. That's a really good deal. Nick, imagine if you got some Jolof. I think you manifested the Jolof. Oh, fuck.

We got no choices here. You got to stay quiet. This is a good top two. I don't know what Spice Chicken is. New York got some barbecues, though. What is it, though? Who put it on there? Who put it on Spice Chicken? I'm just going to search Spice Chicken. AB, did you? Who put it on there? Who put it on the spice?

Who put on spiced chicken? I'm just gonna search spiced chicken. AB, did you ever put that shit on there? You probably did. How did the mystery

spiced chicken? When we originally made it, KB didn't have anything. He just wrote KB. Who said spiced chicken? I don't know. That might have been...

It sounds good though. Sounds like something Troop would say. What spice? I think it was spicy and then they wash it off. It used to be spicy. Whichever one it lands on, we're getting.

Past tense. Yes. It's an eliminator. Whatever one we land on, we're getting. Okay, that's fine. We're getting spiced. Oh, we're getting spiced. Whatever one it lands on.

It's a barbecue. What? It was an eliminator. He just said we're getting the one it lands on. It's a barbecue. What? It was eliminated. He just said we're getting the one that lands on. Cat changed the rules last second. Spin it again. Spin it again. What do you want to go with?

Big Cat said before the spin. Everyone's split. So what do you guys want to do? Spin it again. The barbecue. Spin it again. I want the washed off spicy chicken. Which one?

Is it whatever lands on we get or whatever? Whatever it lands on. That feels more real. Okay. Then do it again. Okay. We all agree. Come on. That feels more real. Okay, then do it again. Okay. We all agree. Come on.

Boy. Them ribs. It's horse shit. Alright, spicy chicken. So wait, are we going to order spicy chicken and clean it off? We're getting wet chicken. He loves that joke. We've been doing it to him for weeks.

Do it again. It's like peekaboo for him. I want to google what spiced chicken is. I'm just searching spiced chicken. You're just going to order a lot of it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. First one. Field's good. Field's?

It seems to be like a... Oh, it can't deliver right now? An Arabic thing. Oh, yeah. The Uber thing today is like shut down. It's all... Everything's broken. That's got to be a pretty big day

for Uber, right? Seamless doesn't work? No, I think because they were giving away like $15 to everybody. Uber Eats was? Is that right? Oh.

It's like free Uber day in New York City. Free Uber Eats day. I think it's Grubbub if I'm not mistaken. Grubbub, well, it's all the same. I'm looking at Seamless.

What a day for the lunch wheel. Spicy chicken. We spin again. I'm looking at seamless. What a day for the lunch wheel. Spicy chicken. We spin again. Spicy or spicy? Spicy. I'm up barbecue. North African spiced chicken. You guys had quite the crew on your little stream last night.

Oh, wow, little stream. Yeah. How many views did you guys have? I could see Alex Cooper, Logan Paul. Three billion. Ari, views do you guys have? I could be Alex Cooper. Logan Paul. Three. Three billion. Should we get Ari in?

Ari. Oh, yeah. Last time. Should we tell him to say a joke? Funny guy. He is a funny guy. Last time we did that, he was really uncomfortable when he came in. Oh, wasn't he sat in your seat?

We were laughing. I think we did. I remember we just kept on making fun of his shoes and he didn't think it was funny. Guys, we got a problem. Seamless just doesn't work. What about another delivery service? Spider. I'll try to find some.

I'll get some. There's a Popeyes across the street. I can just get it after the show. Oh, that would be awesome. I think you're confusing spicy chicken with spiced. Well, spicy is spiced. Who's to say? Have a spicy chicken sandwich. It'd be spicy if it's not spiced.

No, it's spiced chicken. The verb has to happen. No, but it's a name. We're not talking about verbs. Chicken gets spiced. Right, and that makes it spicy. Right, but it's spiced. Spicy chicken. Spiced chicken comes up as one of the options on Uber Eats. Right, but it's not working.

What are you getting frustrated about? There's a place called Spiced Chicken. This is bullshit. There's a place called Spiced Chicken. Not Spiced. Spiced Chicken. We need the passport. You hear how loud he's getting, Brandon?

Yeah, because I'm mad. I'm stavin'. What? He's stavin'. He's stavin'. Stavin'. Sorry, my bad. Come on.

Brandon, were you picturing the barbecue already? I was. It's not far. Does New York have fire barbecue? No, but it has barbecue. Brooklyn has a little country. If you're hungry enough for barbecue, it'll do in a pinch. Yeah.

What kind of barbecue is New York known for? It's not known for a barbecue at all. The best? Like ribs, brisket. Brisket. It's known for like one picture from a Brooklyn place in 2014 that goes like re-viral every couple years. Hilarious picture. Oh, it's like really, really dry, right?

Yeah, it's like one piece of bread and a dry brisket. Everything's like four inches away from each other. So I found something. Should I just order it? Yeah. Yeah. Say it with your chest, bro. Once Will really stopped the show dead.

Yeah. They got Family Feud up if Will wants to play his Family Feud. I've been trying to play for 30 minutes. He plays little games. He can sit on his little box. I do got to say, KB, I like that shirt. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

A Creed? You're like the fashion guy in here, huh? I love Creed. Oh, he's the put-on prince? I might be. You don't know that? Do you not know that he's the put-on prince? I think Nick can really pull off some looks.

Thanks, man. I really think that Nick's been pulling off a bunch of looks recently. I was walking to work today, and I looked at myself in the reflection. I was like, I've never once left the house and been like, damn, this is a nice fit. I just was like, I have terrible fits. Wear the same fits. Yeah, I don't think you need to pluralize fits.

Don't wear the same fit every day. Asshole. Sorry, that's my bad. Sass his thighs. You wear the same fit every day. No. I don't? Get him.

Makes a good point. Half a tee with your big ass shoes. Half a pair of shoes. Big ass With your big ass shoes. I have to wear the shoes. Big ass feet and big ass dick. Great shirt. Keep going, Sass. Get him, Sass. Get him.

I'm just getting warmed up. Why? Yeah. A little crowd work with his skinned knees. What, you been sucking dick? Just kidding. That's fine if you do. Fine if you don't. Mm-hmm. Family feud. There's nobody on this show better. Suck fine if you do.

Fine if you don't. Family feud? There's nobody on this show. Stop getting sassy. Better not. I'm trying to get sassy. Stop getting sassy. I'm not getting sassy. Things happen when they happen around here.

You feel a little defensive right now because the boy just came after you. Look what the food wheel's done to us. That always throws me off my feet. I just ordered $200 worth of chicken. Was it spiced with a D? Spiced. Spiced with what? Better be spiced.

It's all types of different spiced chicken. That's good. That's good. I literally put in the search bar spiced chicken first thing that came up. Any rice? No. Us chicken? TTA on that.

Rice? Not for another hour. Rice chicken? Does Spider just live the dream around here? Yeah. Well, he works his ass off. Works very hard. I think Spider just moves desks.

I didn't mean it in a certain way. He's always got good vibes around him. Oh, he's a good vibes guy. He's emotional intelligence. Great human being. Shitty workload. EQ. It's incredible.

He has one of the highest emotional intelligence in the office. Where'd you get the Wonderlic? I don't know. I don't think I took it. He failed. Did he make linebackers take it? No, maybe just guys who didn emotional intelligence in the office. What did you get on the Wonderlic? I don't know. I don't think I took it. You failed. You don't make linebackers take it? No, maybe just guys who didn't go to the combine. Went to the combine?

We could probably set one up for you right now. We could probably set you up a Wonderlic. Pro day guy only. Pro day guy. Just forget the watches. Just from the gutters. Don't really work. Yeah.

Fast 40s. I ran a 4.5. Oh, not as fast as Steven. What did Steven run? 4.4. Did you really? Yeah. Fast 40s. I ran a 4.5. Oh, not as fast as Steven. What Steven run? 4.4. Did you really? Yeah. No.

Hand-timed out of a two-point stance, but yeah. Hand-timed. And also this was- Hand-timed by what and who? 15 years ago and no one- By any address in turn. No witnesses. Were you like a track guy?

No. No, but I track speed. Hand-timed. That's so stupid. All speed. Just a guess. What would you run now? 4.8? 4.9? No, probably like low fives.

I ran it last year and it was like 5.2, but then I think I was like, if you lose like 10 pounds, you'll be under five. So I'm down. What? It's a little track guy. Who told you? I love the confidence. I don't think you're big enough to the point where you losing 10 pounds would alter your speed that much.

I feel like your strength of legs is more relevant than... I'm sure your composition right now was... That was 15 years ago. The trainer said if you lost 10 pounds, you'd be under a 5. What do you run right now, Compton? What would I run right now? Probably a low 5. A low 5, for real?

Selling you on trying to train you? It wouldn't be a low 5. No. I'd have to warm up a lot. I'm just not sure. You know what I mean? Once you run the 40 at 23 years old. You guys can't have the same guess right now.

He's got low 5s. You've got low 5s. He's not really running a low 5. He's probably running a 6. No, this was fives. You got low fives. He's not really running a low five. He's probably running a six. No, this was laser time. I-6. I-6. It was.

You said hand time. No, when I ran it last year, it was laser time. I was in the low fives. I was probably five. Probably run like a 4-9. I think I'd probably run a 4-9. Right now, if we're talking about right now. Care to test it?

How long is that hallway? How long is that hallway? Can you give me a couple months? You want me to test it right now in the hallway? Can you give me a couple months? Can you test it right now in the hallway? You give me a couple months? Am I going to get a 4, 6, 7? Just go out in the street and race. You can do it right here.

There's not enough shoulder to shoulder they couldn't race. Let's just see who's faster from Erica's office to right here. Me and Che? Yeah. And time? And your splits. That's 15 yards right there. Let's do the desks back there to Eric. I don't even want to move.

I don't want any of us to have to move except these two guys. We won't have to. We'll see the finish here. No, but you have to start it. Oh, you're saying run side to side? I don't think the hallway. It's got to be timed. Each one of us go individually or we're running side by side.

I think someone goes out in the street and between red lights, they just race in the street. Hey, Steven, it's wide enough for one guy. Yeah, here is. Start off with two guys, but the hall's only wide enough for one. Yeah. Whoever gets it first. All right, do it. Compton wants to do it.

You're faster than him, right, Steve? It's just such a low effort thing. But it's not, though. I don't know what the delay is. I'm telling you, you'd be surprised. You pull a hamstring. It's not. Oh, I would do one lap. Do one lap. You also don't have running what the delay is. I'm telling you you'd be surprised you pull a hamstring. It's not a low effort thing anymore. Oh, why don't we do one lap?

Do one lap. You also don't have running shoes on right now. I'm not built for distance. Distance? You're not built for anything. I would argue I am. That, yeah, for sure.

I'm built for distance. Yeah, I like Jake. I'm a muscle car. It keeps his composure in these conversations and like literally talks to you He's like yeah the trainer told me If I lost 10 pounds I'd be under 5

He's unflappable Everyone can laugh but he's like He's unflappable That's it See if you can flap him He's unflappable I agree that's what I'm saying He can't be moved

If he's saying all I gotta do is lose 10 pounds and I'm under a five, like. And you guys just can't really shake him. Also, very funny chain moment yesterday. Well, no, it is fine. Okay. What was that? I just wanted to make sure. There were multiple funny chain moments yesterday.

Yep. So, we were playing trivia. Can we do this one? No, everyone's here because of trivia. And Kirk Minahan was sitting next to me. He just played in a mini golf tournament. And Che came up and started telling about his mini golf championship against two nine-year-olds. But gave no context whatsoever.

It was more than two nine-year-olds. It was a whole field of people. The finalists were two nine-year-olds. It was a whole field of people. The finalists were two nine-year-olds. Right, right. Whole field of kids. You didn't give Kirk any context. You just walked up to him and you're like, yeah, when I won my championship against two nine-year-olds. And I know the story, but he was sitting there like, what is he talking about?

Okay, that's fair. He was just like, what? It's a very funny thing to walk up to someone and be like, yeah, so when I won my championship against two twin nine-year-olds. We got to get you down there to run that back. We got to do a whole tournament. The owner's son is a fan of the Yak and says he can set something up with us down there. Beautiful.

How about a drive check? What, it costs $12 to go down there and play? I mean, I'm free for life because I'm a tournament winner. That's true. My bad. Only on weekdays, winner. That's true. My bad. Only on weekdays, though. That's true, I think. He cannot be flapped. No, he can't be flapped. Alright, let's go.

Will, I want to see you on Compton's box. Compton Square. I've got to play Family Feud. Yeah, you do. And let's support our boy. Let's tell him when they're good answers. Yeah, okay. Alright. Before we start, are we not racing? This part's really important. We're going to support our boy. Let's tell him when they're good answers. Yeah, okay. All right. Here we go. It depends on who you're going up against. Before we start, are we not racing?

This part's really important. I think we should do a race. A woman to a woman to a woman. A will race. Oh, you got this guy. You got this guy. He's a German. That's a clear German.

Give me another way people say dad. Father. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Yeah. That's the number two answer, Will. Do I accept or do I kind of pass? Just keep going. Keep going. Keep going. You have to accept. Keep going. Yeah. That's the number two answer, Will. Do I accept or do I can't pass?

Keep going. You have to accept. Keep going. Pop. Oh, dear. Pop. Pop. Good answer.

Oh, dear. Keep going. 40 seconds. Come on, Will. Watch yourself. He's got one in three right now. Daddy. Daddy.

Yes. For me, daddy. Sicko. For you, daddy. Sicko. For you, Will, maybe the Wisconsin running attack. 20 seconds. Dada. Dada. All right, show me dada.

For me, dada. Oh, wow. Will. Pop's father, daddy. 10 seconds. And he's busto. Oh, man. Anybody got it? Yeah.

I have it. Yeah. Old man. Papa? Papa. Papa. He's in good shape. Good shape.

Good shape. Good answers. Good answers. We need a good second round, though. This round matters more than that. Why does he get 75? Because he got 75 points. Go head to head.

The computer just gets the fucking answer right. There's somebody that's played. Name something ducks do. Quack. I know one thing they don't do. Hey. Quack. Good answer.

Oh, no, no. Q you. Q you. The wrinkle is that we have Zod doing this. Not his first language. Fly. He's a master of science. Let him go.

Nice. Uh-huh. Swim. Oh, yeah. That's fucking good. Good answer. Let's do it all, baby. Oh, baby.

Oh, no. Show us walk. Show us walk. Show us walk. I'm getting cocky. Oh. No. Probably close to walking, though. Show us walk. Show us walk. Cocky. Oh. No. Probably close to walking, though.

Waddle. Ooh. I like that. See waddle? Can you show us waddles, Zaha? Yeah! Let's go. Huge.

Okay. Why does he get 178? Don't worry about him. You're winning. I understand I'm winning, but fuck, he should have zeroed that right. Right, lock in, lock in. Why? Here we go. It doesn't come off the board. I don't think he'd get class. Is this

something you can use, KB? Nope. Actually, no, you can't. That's cheating. Mastered it. Markers. Nice. First guess. No, not mark. Don't yell at Zaha. Oh, fuck, Will. Oh, fuck, Will. Oh, no, Will. Paint.

Yes. It was paint. Yes. There it is. Push yourself, though. Push yourself. You have a little... Drawings. Show us drawings. That's two strikes.

So he's already ahead of you. If he gets any more answers, it's going to be dicey. It is going to be dicey. He's got one more. He's got two strikes. No. So he's already ahead of you. He's ahead of you. If he gets any more answers, it's going to be dicey. It is going to be dicey. He's got one more. He's got two more. Come on. I think you're still okay, Will. In an art class, a teacher.

Yeah. Yeah. Teacher. And you're out. All right. Let's hope he doesn't get. Oh. See, he only got 57.

You're good. You made it. Made it to fast money. Yeah, he made fast money. Didn't I say paint? It was already up there. You got it. Markers. Let's go, Will.

If you don't get 100 here, you have to sit on the top. I got you. If I don't get what? 100. You know how Fast Money works? Surveyed 100 men. Name something you'd like to swap with your neighbor Don't say that

Fast money Will Next question You gotta answer it Name something people do to cure bad breath Gum Nice good answer Hurry up Zah Something that rumbles

Vibrator Family for you Answer. Hurry up, Zah. Something that rumbles. Vibrator. Vibrator. Family for you. Based on your shape, what fruit are you? Fuck. Banana. Banana.

Yo. A word that rhymes with fudge. Judge. Judge. Go back to the start. Can you go back to the start? Yeah, we surveyed. Go. Name it. Lawnmower. That's good back to the start. Can you go back to the start? Yeah, we surveyed. Go.

Name it. Lawnmower. That's good. That's good. Oh, fuck. It went back. Oh, no. I think he's going to be okay.

Oh, no. He's fucked. It's Pear. Oh, yeah. Orange. Might do it, though. Oh, my goodness. Well.

Well. What's this square? Hang on. I thought I just got to beat the dude. I might do it, though. Oh, my goodness. Well. Well, with a square. Hang on. I thought I just got to beat the dude. You have to win fast money. Yeah, let's get to fast money and then get out. If you can beat Stephen Chay in a race, we'll let you stay in your seat. All right, that's fair.

Yeah, that's totally fair. I think that's fair, but I do want to back up for a second here. I thought I just had to beat the dude. Like, if it's all about fast money, why wouldn't we just do fast money? You have to get to fast money before you could win fast money. There's no way we can check what we said. What we said, yeah. You just have to take our word for it. Alright, Sliven,

you ready to go run? I'll do it for the boys, dude. I think we just go timed from Erica's door to right in front of here, and none of us have to get up. Let's get eight timers and just take the median. Yeah, everyone time. For the record, I'm going two-point stance.

Stephen Chay, for some reason, has said he's going two-point stance. Are we doing – No, no, it's time, time, time, time. So not to have a set. All of us. Everyone here is timing. Oh, we're all going to time. Okay.

Can we get somebody on a Zoom to run with the phone or something? No, no, they're running. Can we get somebody on a Zoom to run with the phone or something? No, no. That won't help us. They're running. Can you get the hallway, TJ? Oh, yeah. What is the race to? Finish line is the edge of the door.

Far edge of the door. That's like a couple hops. Yeah, no, I know. All right. Yeah, maybe longer. It's the front of the door, of Erica's door. Short burst. And we're going off movement?

Who's saying go? We all will. It's on them. No, it's on them. Oh, yeah, we time out. I don't even know the time. Okay. If Che wins, I have to quit.

Where are they running to? Right to the second part of the door. You know where you're going to, right? Right there. Will, you know where you're going to, right? From the front of the frame to the... Back to the... Second one, the second one.

Hey, Will, you guys are going... We're going to go on movement. We're going to go on movement. We're going to time on movement. I think somebody should shout go. No, no, no. I think we need a clear angle of the winner. We have seven. What are you talking about?

I don't have a very clear shot of it. We're timing. Are they doing separate? Yes. Okay. And we're all timing. I can't just do it. Yes.

I can't. Do it the long way. Do it the long way. Do it the long way. How you had it was good. Hold timing. I can't just do it. Yes. I can't. Do it the long way. Do it the long way. Do it the long way. How you had it was good. Hold on. I can't shoot this correctly. If you guys could only have one type of meat for the rest of your life, would you go chicken

for the versatility or would you miss steak and burgers too much? I'd have to go beef. Steak and burgers. Bro, what about fish, my bro? Beef, beef. That's not meat. What about some seafood? Nothing but fish.

Yeah. No way. Yes, what? There's so many types of fish. Am I sponsoring those? I think what we've got to do, too, is... Oh, there we go, TJ. Look at this.

This is going to be sick. What chance this camera gets run into? There's a 0% chance Steven wins, right? So we've got to... I don't know. You're really nervous about this? I'm not even going to rig it. He's not going to win. I'm actually going to be so honest about it. Yeah,'t know you're really nervous about this i'm not even gonna rig it he's not gonna win i'm actually gonna be so honest about it yeah oh and you're looking this way oh and you compiled the scores so when everyone when we will all time and then we tell owen everyone's

score then he divides it by six and that will be the score we want to rig it as a backup though no i don't think we want to let's be honest let's be as honest as we can be because if there's even a chance that it's rigged, then he gets to have some kind of... He has an out to his mind. It even stretches like an asshole. I want it to be a longer distance race so Steven can lose by more.

Yeah, wait. Can they just do a lap around the office? He said he's not built for distance. Yeah, that's not a spin. Why don't we do, like, from, like, the start of the office? Jack McCarthy's desk or something. Because then we'd have to get up.

Right. I can see it from here. Yeah. You wouldn't have... We would have to get up. But. I can see it from here. Yeah. You wouldn't have... We would have to get up. But won't we see it on the TV if they're recording it? Well, I guess if we can get the... Is it going to be...

Yeah, it's a little too quick. I kind of like how quick it is. All right, yeah. Let's do it. No. Yeah, no. Let's go from further back. We can go all the way back.

All right, we can go all the way back. Hold on, Steven. When it's quick, it's actually a couple of minutes. But no, I don't... We can go to that wall. We'll go by... Yeah, we can watch it. That's not Hold on, Steven. When it's quick, it's actually a couple. At the edge of that wall. That's not on time, though. There's a split second difference. But we're all on the same time.

We're going to start farther back. The edge of that wall. Start at the edge of the wall. We can see. As long as TJ keeps it on here, we can see. And then we're not going to... After you guys are done, after you guys are done, don't come in after you're done. We'll compile the numbers.

Then you come in and we'll tell you who won. Okay? We're going to the edge of Erica's wall at the backside. To the same spot. Yeah. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Can we do shirts versus skins so we can tell who's who?

How about bottoms versus no bottoms? So, TJ, we really need to just have the start. Can we get Joey in here? Somebody need to just have the start. Get Joey in here. Somebody need to clear the hall, make sure it's... No, fuck that. Wait, that camera's just in the way. Play it as it lies. Yeah, isn't that where the...

Yeah, isn't that just like in the... I kind of like that, though. It'll be a good POV when they just sprint into it. What if Compton gets hurt? I mean, he's not in the NFL right now. And there's just a box in the middle into it. What if Compton gets hurt? I mean, he's not in the NFL right now. And there's just a box in the middle of it. And if Wyatt Compton, if you fucking snitch what I just said, I will kill you. That was whack.

You know he will. He will. God damn it. But it's a fact. He's not in the NFL right now. Crazy ass. He will be, though. Year 10.

Loading. All right, so everyone's got their hand timer ready? Yeah, I'm ready. And it's going to the far edge of the door here. Itading. Alright, so everyone's got their hand timer ready? Yeah, I'm ready. And it's going to the far edge of the door here. It's on you, Steven! Hold on! Yeah, wait. TJ, make sure you keep it on him for the start so we can time it. Yep. So you're gonna

have to take your eyes from the TV to that door. Yep. Alright. Alright, he's ready. Everyone's going on their first movement. Alright. Then we're gonna average the times. And he's going off two points to hands Just quibbling about Crazy how many questions he has Okay

This is big Go! We're good. He's too low. All right. I had 2-5-2. I had 2-5-2 as well. Really?

I had 2-6-3. I had 2-4-5. I had 2-5-2. Wait, so tell Olin. He'll do it. All right, so I had 4-2-5-2s. I had a 2-6-3. I have 245. I have 252. Wait, so tell Owen. He'll do it. All right, so I had four 252s. I had a 263. We should go around. Let's go in order, Seth.

252. Yep. I had 118. All right, cool. Wow. I don't think I fucked. Just keep going. Whatever you got.

No, not yet. Not yet. Not yet. No, not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Stop.

Yeah. Wait. We got to throw the 18. I had a 252. You got to throw the highest and lowest out. Okay. Tell the. Stop. Yeah. Wait. We got to throw the one. I had a two five. You got to throw the highest and lowest out. Okay. Tell the Olympic judges. Perfect.

Perfect. So Kyle's is out? Yes. So it's just. All right. Wait. Just wait. We'll give you the go ahead.

Steven is so annoying. Two six three was mine. That's the highest. That is the highest? All right. So you're gone. Two four five. Yep.

Okay. Two five two. All right. Great. Wait. Two, five, two. All right. Great. Wait. Do you have it? Do you have that number? Are you going to write that down?

That's crazy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That's 2.5175. 2.5175. Okay. All right. I feel pretty good about the three of our hand times. That's crazy.

We all had the same number? I don't. I don't think that proves anything. All right. We're good. All right. We're good. He better fucking beat. I don't think that proves anything. Alright, we're good. Alright, we're good. He better

fucking beat. I think he's gonna lose. Steven looks fast. Yeah, I know. Is he further back? Oh, that was fast. Oh! 2.198? I got 2 flat. I got 2.28. I got two flat. I got 2.28.

I got 2.98. I got two flat. I had 2.19. What did you have? I couldn't press stop. We'll throw that one. We don't even need to add up. I feel I'm the real loser.

All right, come back. Come back. Come back. Just do it. It gets thrown out. Yeah. No, it's Kyle's. Wait, wait, wait.

Stay outside. Stay outside. We got to add up. Sorry about that. What's the lobby? What do Wait, wait, wait. Stay outside. Stay outside. We got to add up. Sorry about that. What's the lobby? Daz, what do you have? I have 2.28. Kyle, nothing?

Mine was about to stop in like the mid twos. I think you guys had biases at that point. I don't think we did. I am when it came down. I had the exact same time. I was 2.19. I was 2 flat. 2 flat as well.

So I'm 1.98. So these three were right beside each other. And you can throw out Sass's because he was the highest. Yours was Sass. What was yours? 2.28. And throw out Nick's because he was the lowest. Right.

1.98. It's 2. I think this is more of a competition than that because now I want to. Well, the three of us won't trust you. You're not right just because two other people had a similar. No, three other people. I'm sorry. This doesn't prove anything.

Sorry, three other people. A big enough sample. But all of ours were lower than what Chase was. All of them, yeah. All of them. Yeah, but I'm saying you guys were. Come on, man, because you couldn't time the guy. I think I did fine.

You didn't. You still are running your clock. You got the same way that ours isn't definitely right. Yours isn't definitely right. I know. You got tossed both times. There's a way to test this. You had to toss yourself.

Do you have a mean here or? Mm-mm. So the highest was Sass. Lowest was KB with a zero. So do the four of us. Yeah, the four of us. 2-2. And I had 2-1-9.

I had 1.98. What was yours, Jerome? 2.19. 2.0425. So 2 point. All right, so come on in. 2.0425. So, 2 point. All right. So, come on in. 2.04 versus.

Do you remember 2.1? He has them both. He has them both. Do you think we can convince Steven that he won pretty handily? Yes. And let him down? Yeah. Just tell them each of the scores, but don't say who's who.

Okay. Good point. All right, boys. Fuck. I feel pretty good. I don't want to be part of this. I don't want. I hate this. All right, boys. I feel pretty good. I don't want to be part of this. I hate this. All right, Owen's going to say the two scores and then tell you who has which.

Well, I got one score for sure. 2.0425. What is this? Is this an average? The average of one of the speeds, yes. And we took out the top and we took out the bottom and then we averaged the median. So, sorry, what is it? 2.

2.0425 is one of them. We figured this was roughly 20 yards, close to 20 yards. Okay. Wait. What was the other one? I figured 2.5175. He said 20. So you say it again.

Say it again. 2.5175. And the other one was 2.5175. So there's a five, yeah, half7-5. There's a 5. Yeah. Half a second difference. Half a second difference. So we're saying whose is whose?

Yeah, whose is whose? I hope. And Steven, congratulations, buddy. Yes! You did it! Wow. How do you feel? You made it.

Let's go. Oh, my God. So I'm happy that I won, but I don't want to see. It's bad for Will's tape. Getting back in the league, you beat him in this, it's bad. But like I told Steve. Hey, revel. Everyone's celebrating.

Deep down, did you know you were going to win? I'm not playing from the neck up. I think you had an idea after it happened that you won. I thought I was going to be slower than I was. How fast? When you went and then after you watched him. Were you shocked at your own speed? Did you feel faster than he looked?

He didn't get a good start. Yeah. That's probably what did it. That's true. Steven, when you're out there, go back in there and Will, you sit down. Let Zod get this back in here. I get demoted chairs too. Yeah.

Yeah, you get demoted. I should go to the square now. Dave wants to see you in his office after this ends. So, I want to hear what Stephen was going through his head. And I want to hear how it feels for Will. All his speed talk is justified now. I think this says more about Stephen than more about Will. I think more about Stephen.

No, I think Stephen actually showed out. Yeah, I think Stephen proved that he's everything he said. I could see it on Stephen's face after he watched Will. He was like, yeah, I got this. Also, you guys wanted Will to win. He probably won by more than half a second. Right. Stephen, the numbers never lie.

Stephen, so talk us through it. So you ran a 4.06. Yeah. That's half a 40-yard dash. 4.0525. 2.2. 2.06. That's half a 40-yard dash. 4.0525. 2.02. 2.06. Yeah, but that's half a 40-yard dash.

Yeah, that's probably 20 yards. So if you double that, that was probably, that extrapolates out to a 4.3. I thought it was closer to 15. Will said 20. I would guess it's probably a little more than 50 feet. Now, do you? I wear a size 12 shoe. I can mark it off.

Now, Steven, do you think, like you, when you're running that, did you feel fast? Because you were clearly faster. I did. Right. Did he look slow? Hey, Steven, be honest. Like, you didn't hear your feet hitting the ground the whole time you were running. No, I didn't.

I was in the zone. It was like one of those little visitors that goes on water. You could kind of tell, too, because the way you were running. I was like, yo, is Steven in the zone? And then Will did it. And Will was like, it was kind of laboring. Do you say you want to say i thought will i thought will was fast but yeah but not as fast as you sorry fast guys all right throw up a tweet yeah throw up a tweet about what oh it just happened yeah clip it or are you sorry to me yeah we got the yak Look how fast he is.

That again. Bad start also. Oh, damn. Will, where are you at right now? Because Steven just bodied you. Listen. Half a second's a lot in the three-second race. If the two times in there, 2.0 and 2.5, like... That's a lot.

It's a lot. That's a lot for a 20-yard dash. That's a lot. I love the yak. I love the show. But? Steven didn't run a 2.0. What do you mean?

He just didn't. He was faster than you. Everyone timed it. Is he having trouble accepting this? He is definitely having trouble He was faster than you. Everyone timed it. Is he having trouble accepting this? He is definitely having trouble accepting it. If it's true, yeah, I think it's a tough shot to the ego. Steven, what do you think? What do you think about him not accepting this?

It's live. If we were lying, people would see that we were lying. He said you did not run a 206. He's saying that I did not. Yeah, he's saying that you weren't as fast. I thought whatever the results are, I thought it would have been a little bit closer. Right, but again, you were in the zone.

Can't argue. Also, I have home field advantage. Like, you walk these halls. You know these halls. That is true. And you've been on the TB12 method, and I was like eating bagels and pizza and stuff recently. True, right.

You just had a baby. Bagels are great. Yeah. Bagels are delicious. So, Will, is this like, I mean, it's a bad look. No, I don't know. It's a tough look, but I got to tell you. I think it's a good look for Steve.

A better look for Steve or a worse look for Will? I think it's a better look for Steve. It's a good look for NFL scouts. But why would that be a bad look for me? I'm known, like I'm placed in the box if not the fastest guy out there. Right, but Steven's not in the league. That's okay. But he watches films.

He probably should be. There's track guys out there. He's not a track guy. He's just got track speed. He said, yeah, but Steven's not in the league. That's okay. He probably should be. There's track guys out there. He's not a track guy. He's just got track speed. No, he's not a track guy. He's still a track speed guy. Steven, I would think you would be running up the score a little bit. Steven, do you think you could break two?

He's not good for Will. You feel bad about this? Yeah, Will's my friend. I don't want to. You had to beat him. You had to beat him. You're not trying to ruin any careers. I told him that before. I said, I don't want to. You had to beat him. You had to beat him. You're not trying to ruin any careers. I told him that before.

I said, I don't want to ruin your career. He really did. I did. This motherfucker. As he was doing lunges, he's like, this is a real worry. No, you beat him. You beat him by a half. And you lost badly.

Oh, you guys had me fucking going. We had Steven going, too. Steven thinks he won. That's better. That's better. That's better. The only reason I thought it could be a lie is because when KB's like dropped the tweet, like I know KB wants to see me fail a little bit. Yeah, no.

Yeah, that's true. No, that was more of like a, it'd just be funny if Steven like tweeted a flex. No, he's going to. You were fucking flying. He was about to. You got a feeling of what it's like when Steven wins anything. He's like, I didn't want to ruin his career, but I had to. Like, what am I going to do? One of my qualms when I, I didn't want to ruin his career, but I had to.

One of my qualms when I met him was I would eventually ruin his career. I told you guys, don't make us race. I'm going to embarrass him. Well, that's good. Now we can put that on tape and Will Compton has what does that extrapolate to? It's track speed. Brandon, did you just measure it?

Is that what you did? I went and pissed. We don't care. Oh, we don't care. We don't give a fuck. Hey, look. Should we bring him in here? Oh, no.

Are we trying to run up the score? No. That would have Walker Bueller. So what was it? So Will ran what? 2.05, and Steven ran a 3.06. No. What were the best times and worst times?

They were pretty long. Three of us had the exact same time. Yeah, we were very close. We had you at two flat pretty much. No, two people had the same time for you. And it was two flat, two flat, 1.98, and I think I had a 2.19 or something on you. You had speed.

If that's 20 yards, that's a decent showing right there. That is. Nice, explosive. Not a chance that's 20 yards. Yeah. You killed Steven. How do you know? I'm saying I wear a size 12 shoe.

We can mark it off. Every three steps is a yard. So does Steven. Yeah, I do too. Wait, is it size? You want to go mark it off, Steven? I mean, there's no reason. We already have the race.

Yeah, mark it off. I know, but I still think it's like. I feel like this also won't be good because I think – you said it was 20 yards. I don't think it's 20 yards. Oh. Let's just go for it. You don't want to end this career.

Well, no. I'm just saying. It's true. What if it's 10 yards? That's a career ender. Mark it off and say it's 30, Steven. We have so many scouts that are watching this. Well, I was talking to BC earlier.

There's definitely a few coaches that are watching right now oh without a doubt or able mcveigh lafleur belichick coach smith author smith yep that dude belichick actually said he wants to come in for the case race love he's probably watching too steven younger belichick not bill no yeah records guy of course records guy how are you you think uh belichick's son is aware Rutgers guy Rutgers guy oh are you you think Belichick's son is aware that the camera's on him

when he's doing the like lip lip licking yes he's trying to be his daddy so bad he just loves his daddy and he wants a little bit

of a little bit of love from his daddy validation yeah he's just like oh I'll just go on my daddy's footsteps well daddy's so quirky what are you trying to

create a little B-frone no it's just another word for father wouldn't it be funny if the Belichicks instead of kissing they just go on my daddy's footsteps. You're trying to create a little beef, Rowan. It's just another word for father. Wouldn't it be funny if the Belichicks, instead of kissing, they just licked each other's tongues? Is there a spiced chicken? I actually have an update on the spiced chicken who's responsible for it thing. Who did it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's going on back there? I'm saying spicy chicken is mine. Spicy chicken for Rowan. Not even spicy chicken, or actually some kind saying spicy chicken is mine Spicy chicken for the road Not even spicy chicken Or actually some kind of spiced chicken Spicy chicken Oh, bro

You fucking dick Douchebag He knew he did it too I must have been fried Spiced That's gotta be our spiced chicken I must have been fried If you really pronounced it

God damn Not even spicy No, no, fried if you really pronounced it. God damn. Not even spicy. No, no, no, no, no. Spiced. God damn. And then I also have something breaking. Oh, fuck. Play the music.

Uh-oh. Oh. Wait, that's Nick Fasoli's eye. That's Fasoli. Oh, no. God damn it. Oh, my God. Oh, it's so dark.

Wait, Big Cat. Big Cat, can you fire him? The day he gets a Viva tattoo? I want to send him to Cuba. Isn't that like Viva La Revolucion? Or Pura Vida is Costa Rica. How much money would you have to get to get that tattoo? Send him to, yeah.

Fucking send him out. I love this guy. Yeah. Look how coarse his hair is Remember the tone of voice he used when he talked to his mom? Like hey mom Hey mom Wanted to prove I called ya

Every day What happens if he does get fired? He's actually a He's one of those guys He'd still be a fan Yeah if he lost his job he would be like I'm so happy that I got to spend even a minute with these guys. Yeah.

You got to get a Viva shirt that's like ACDC. I don't know why you guys did that with anus. Come on. No, we can never fire. We didn't sell any of those. We could just do it. Yeah, you could run. Even if we fired him, he could still hang out, right?

Yeah, he could keep him around. He's just smiling, goofing. He is just goofing. Talking to his mom. Chopping it up is just goofing. Talking to his mom. Chopping it up with my dukes. Loves his mom. Loves his mom. Oh, look at Steven.

He's getting thirsty. He's chugging some water there, huh? Just ran 30 yards. Part of the method. Oh. I'm so happy that you believe that, Steven. You guys should each run, do that same thing we did. The timing is the hardest part.

I think it's... KB couldn't actually get a time for either of you. Timing is tough. Went 0 for 2. I did. He was way off the mean. He tried to criticize everyone else. You were way off both of them.

For Steven, he had 1.5, and for you, he had 3.5. Just way off. That affects the average. So I smoked you. You guys had to divert your eyes from there to the screen. No, we went from the screen. But it's still a screen right there. You had the easiest one.

You had the easiest view. There is a psychological barrier. That's why I'm saying mine is right. No, there's no psychological barrier. Literally the same line of sight. I could also see the whole thing, and I was much closer. For mediums. He had the exact same thing as me, and he looked at different screens.

I got to take KB sucks at keeping time. Yep. I think KB does, right? Yep. You don't know time. You don't know time, bro. What time is it if the little hand is on the three? What time is it?

Little hand's on the three. I don't know. Just like I don't know the plot of Ben-Hur. I don't care about old shit. I have it on my phone. How are you 07, right? You never even watched Ben-Hur. You never even saw it. It's 3 So how are you 07 right now? You never even watched with her.

You never even saw it. It's 345. Why are there analog clocks anywhere? What do you guys think you would run? Just probably like a 1-2.

1-2, yeah. 3-4. I think I would be well over five seconds. Of course. That's, I would love to see you do it. I think I did the 40

in like, because I used to do track like for fun and I think I ran like a 15 it. I think I did the 40 because I used to do track for fun, and I think I ran like a 15 second, and I thought I was flying. 15 seconds? No, 100 yards, 100 yards, not 40. I'm really slow. Hey, Saz, can you go do it?

I'm not going to embarrass myself like that. If you're saying you ran a 15 second 40, you're only going to go up hill. There's no video evidence. You can walk a 15 second 40. Not me, man. I'm really slow. I'm built for distance. The opposite of Steven Chow.

I'm not built for... Sash's thighs are looking fucking thick, though. I know, right? Jiggly monsters. By the way, who's here on Friday? I am not. I'm going to be in the woods eating worms. I'm not here.

This is a rough and rowdy. I might have Tommy here. On Friday? Yeah. That'd be fun because you got Aunt Nick and Uncle Kyle. That's right. Auntie Nikki. I'm going to pinch his cheek.

All right. Do we got anything else? Spiced chicken. Spiced chicken. We're not eating it. It's not. Yeah, whatever. I said it was going to take an hour. All right. We got anything else? Spiced chicken. Spiced chicken. And we're not eating it. But it's not. Yeah, whatever.

I said it was going to take an hour. Wait, what? Can you zoom in on that bag? Yeah, that's it. Oh, go get it. Let's eat. Go get it. Let's test the zoom.

Oh, yeah, that's it. How long has it been here? Those cameras are fucking amazing. I don't think that's it. Oh, that's 100% it. Go to the name. That's it? What did you order? 375. I want to dox your credit card if it's on it. Oh, that's 100% it. Go to the name. That's it? What did you order? 375.

I want to dox your credit card if it's on there. Hey, is that these cameras right here? Thank you very much. Yes. Is it that one? Yeah. I think we just got a couple of those for the bus. Let's go.

Yeah. We're going to be looking down each other's doors. Look at this. Let's get some chicken going. Hey, Large is really good at history. Oh, yeah. Twisted history. Yeah. Specifically. I was just saying, we were at

McSorley's. How are you really good at history? Old? Old. Yeah, I see where you can go with that. But what I'm saying is we were at McSorley's last night. Put up some chicken for the boys. The way he broke down the history of that place, I'm just like The place is fascinating. Extremely well spoken. Yeah, he is, yeah.

That's all I got. That's chicken? You're right. Spiced. Spiced chicken. Spiced, for sure. You don't want any? No, I'm good. That's what it is.

It's going to be hot as fuck, isn't it? Oh, it's spiced. It's good chicken. Good. Let's rise out of here. All right, let's end the show, and we'll just cut this out. Let us eat. This looks amazing.

We got to rate it, though, don't we? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. I'll rate it. What, your boy get a fork. This looks amazing. We got to rate it, though, don't we? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll rate it. Let your boy get a fork. This looks like spicy chicken. Look at that. That's good.

Oh, that's spiced. I like this. Great choice, Ron. Amazing choice. Whatever. Hey, do you want to pass that back? I paid for it. $250.

Thank you, Big Cat. Thank you, Daddy. Oh, this is really good, boys. This is really good. Damn. There's different kinds. Where'd you guys get the forks? We're using our fingers, bro.

We all got forks. All right. What's the rating? 10. 10 out of 10. Honestly. 7.8. Yeah.

Oh. Oh. Let me get some of them fries, too, KB. I don't think that's fries. I think it's just all just chicken. I got fries, too. My bad. There's multiple.

No, this is really good. It's a chicken. This place is awesome. Yeah, what the fuck? Where is this? This is really good. I think what makes it great. Oh, I just searched spiced chicken.

Really good. All right. See you, everyone. You can just cut it all TJ you don't have to Let them watch It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankees pop. It's the act. It's the act. Chicken time.