The Yak - Cheah Can't Drive 4 Hours Straight Without A Neck Rub | The Yak 3-31-25

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

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Kyle you look great. It's awesome No, tie you're hot to the surprise of nobody yeah, it's gonna be a long one no What am I doing wrong? Nothing people probably say the black shoes black black shoes socks Yeah, I can socks now that I'm looking like a. People will probably say the black shoes. Black shoes. Socks. Black and blue. Socks. Now that I'm looking at the socks. The colors kind of suck.

The colors suck. Blue. What are you doing? Maybe tucking the collar. Crazy. Yeah. Everything else looks hot. I want to show sternum bulge.

Let me see that sternum. I don't know if I can see it. The... Maybe we need an angle to it? Yeah. Yeah, this sucks No, you it's better than you guys, but for a suit it sucks You're looking down on us now

Like I'm just better than you guys I dress better than no one else in a suit right now, but for us You're at the top of the yak rankings with the bottom of the suit rankings. Yes, so Wednesday. I'm gonna wear a suit with Robin Everyone wants to wear suit. We're all gonna do it. We'll just do suit day See what happens. We'll see what happens. They'd probably be crazy might be crazy. What if it's wet? Oh Oh, that's a thing. Oh What's it? Yeah? Oh, yeah That'll be the suit. Wow. You got a pee in it right away. Yeah, you do still just a why do is that to pressurize? I don't know what it is. No. I don't think there's any reason. They just get it in piss who does that is that etiquette?

Yeah, I think they're like yeah, you know if you're getting into cold water peeing it gets a little warmer keeps you warm No, yeah, you're just peeing on yourself. Yeah, I guess if I had to How's being a godfather? It was a it was a lovely weekend. Yeah Baptism could have been like an email but yeah No crazy stories his feet are soft I've never felt an infant's oh man baby's skin It's like the bottom of his feet or I think they're softer than most Yeah, are you the godfather of both your nephew? No, just just one. Okay, so they didn't trust you for the first that awkward

Oh god, is it awkward to be godfather one but not the other? I think that would be is that it's typical to not be more than one. I don't know godfather Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I would think that you would have gotten the call for the first one. I guess I should have for the Godfather. Right. I never thought about it. What comes with being a Godfather? What's the top responsibility?

The top responsibility, I guess, like, be a good spiritual role model. It's presence. You've got to pay up at Christmas and birthday. But he's already the uncle. Yeah, isn't that an uncle? I know, but you go a little extra for them. You show them you Christmas, but he's already the uncle Yeah, is that an uncle? No, but you go a little extra for them. Oh you show them you love them a little more than in a religious way And my family's presents

I thought it was always just that you can walk around and say you know if anything ever happened to you I would take care of the child. Yeah, knowing that like oh, yeah Oh, actually that I think I am next in line right after if to replace the father if the parents yeah Die I'd be next yeah, but then again if they die They'd be dead so you don't really have to like your word doesn't have to really yeah It's not legally by no witnesses anymore. Yeah, how are they dunking the child nowadays because I know Greek Orthodox. They So try they slam it down. I know it was very easy on him the pacification of America. Yeah, yeah the back of the scalp. Oh Yeah

Hardly damp. Mm-hmm. So the front isn't christened. No like his he could breathe the entire time. Oh my god Did he cry? He cried when I touched him earlier I tried to add to do the sign of the cross on his forehead with oil with my thumb my big thumb and the big old Thumb big ass two parts Did you wear the stories? Yeah, did you wear that suit? No, I wore Banana Republic light Caribbean blue with black pants again black and blue. I don't know what I'm doing Are you afraid to win?

I am I feel like khakis are kind of lame nowadays even though they're probably not I don't want to do like any other lighter color Yeah, what other suits do you have in store though you should get a tan suit like Obama Tan would be weird. That's a but I would Like a nice seersucker a guy a little seersucker suit in the summertime track suit a seers I don't know what seersucker is It's like kind of stripey. It's kind of like ribbed a little bit I feel like you can strive if you wear a tan suit or a seer. Oh, yeah. Oh, I like these all of these yours

Wait, sir. So yeah, that looks like you yeah, you would but that you're essentially letting everyone know like I own many suits Cuz the tan suit can't be your first suit, right? So it's like yeah, if you look at this tan suit What I have another suit. Yeah, but if you took the tan suit as your first suit They would assume you have many other suits true. So that would be the smartest first suit to have. What suit screams this is my only suit? Like a generic blue. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a good hack, though. Your only suit should be burgundy. But you kind of need the black suit for funerals. Funerals, yeah. And like, you know. I think you need the black suit for funerals and like you know I Think you can get away with just a black button-up right for funerals In West Virginia these days you yeah, yeah for sure and a chain yeah, it depends who die shorts. Yeah shorts Steve Harvey says you got to get a brown suit black suit and a gray suit

And you just mix and match a jacket in a blue suit. I trust him when it comes to suits and most things. Same. Yeah. Huh. Suits are so shitty. I hate suits. They're just like... I think we should wear more suits.

I never feel worse about getting dressed than when I'm putting on a suit and I never feel better than when I'm already in the suit. Yeah, I feel confident. I feel good. I like wearing ties too. Yeah, I do. I love being a fancy boy. Well, we're going to do it on Wednesday. Okay, I got to go in the suit. Yeah, I feel confident. I feel good. I like wearing ties too. I love being a fancy boy. I will, we're gonna do it on Wednesday. Okay, I gotta get a suit.

You said you don't have a suit? Don't have a suit. And Brandy, you said you don't have a suit? I kinda got one. You do not have it. I had the one I bought last year. You're a grown man. I have pieces of suits that can be put together.

That's what I said. I don't have the undershirts that aren't undershirts. Yeah, I have this pants. I lost my suit jacket at the Barstool Awards. Yeah. Got that crazy? It got fucking wild. Damn.

They're doing mini golf? Yeah, they're already setting it up. It's next week. I know. They actually wanted to start on Friday. How complex is this one? It's the same, but it takes a long time I think well there goes pickleball che. Oh

No fuckers see and next week probably cuz that's when it'll be so you so you will go like almost a month without beating him oh No, that's not doesn't count if we don't play yeah, it does I mean you guys have not how does it count if you don't play you just haven't beaten them Is that a factual statement to say you have not beaten? I have not beaten him in a month I've never beaten him how often have you played how many times have you played probably five? So this isn't even close to right Jay five Something like that. Yeah, what's like the results? Close loss for me every time. Okay, we usually play doubles for me every time okay we usually play doubles you do owes we played a singles match last last year here when we first discovered the pickleball mmm set up

here okay I like that noise oh look at that big pencil holy shit but it's where oh my god did you see the guy bring one last night sure did sure did what has someone someone brought up? Yeah, yeah out in the wild it went crazy. I need to see this now. It's so good It was making me laugh so much on Friday when Brandon was taking notes with this big pencil. It's People acting like they'd never seen someone take notes at a game before We need some courtside action. Yeah, he's going to get seat shamed. Not pencil shamed though. No, no, no.

That's the pencil of a rich man. Yeah, absolutely. You should use that to ask someone for their autograph if you're sitting courtside. Yeah. Asking for autograph and and pencils fucked up. Yeah, really you asked like a bunch of guys like for pen and then Yeah, you do pencil we don't know how long you're gonna be on this team Okay, where were you oh shit my god the dog size pencil oh my god Do you think Amazon's like why the hell we have just a spike?

spike novelty pencil that has never been sold and The spike is like 12 people, but still it's a lot Wait Kate where were you North Carolina with your kids with my kids all right well Let's try to collaborate on something we agree on Pollen yes, yes Right all right, so yeah There was so what can we say about it?

It was like the dust bowl wasn't it more pollen than you could ever imagine more pollen you oh you were in North Carolina Everything was like true. Yeah. Oh you were yellow Covered the whole land Georgia say over here. It was like a. Yeah. Oh you were yellow covered the whole land I think Georgia say's all the air. It was like a fog. Are you guys anything like it allergic? I'm fine without oh, I was great. Yeah other people weren't It was the work. No you're you were you would be covered. I was covered in yellow Everyone was it was the car if you wore a light suit. He would have had a problem Yeah, you can't sit down it covers the entire like everything the car. What do people do with allergies?

They're miserable. There's a lot of sneeze and I had no idea why so much pollen this year There's a video from Georgia where like somebody taps a tree and it like I've never seen I've never seen so much pollen in my life Wow on this trip. I got a take I don't think there could be more pollen if there was it would be on the Daily Loud Darn tootin I got a take Be a headline and this might come back to hurt me if any of my kids are allergic But I if if you're allergic to pollen I think of you as yeah, definitely I've never I don't even know what allergies are I can't fathom them right see of them like being allergic to any oh

There it is that looks like how directors to me. Yeah, Tommy Walker Sorry Tommy you've just been demoted You just demoted Tommy to less of a human being as far as allergies goes that one makes sense to me though I mean look at the picture that air you breathe that shit in and yet that ain't air Yeah, yeah wait ready that makes more sense than oh man Yeah, that's the show wouldn't even deal. Wouldn't even sneeze, wouldn't even sneeze. My kid had a runny nose at the playground and it was just, it was like Cape De Paul

and it was really cute. It was super cute. Early spring in North Carolina, probably amongst the best weather in the world. Incredible. Everything's a trade off. Yeah. Nice breeze, no humidity.

That doesn't seem that bad. That's not really a picture. Yeah, it was like, oh damn. Wow. That was, that's the show. Yeah, it was like, oh damn. Wow. That's the shell. Soldiers. Yeah, it was nice. Yeah, pollen, allergies,

and lactose intolerant people don't even acknowledge it. Isn't it like 90% of people are lactose intolerant? My whole premise is that like, yeah, I could eat enough ice cream to make my tummy hurt. Yeah. Do it almost every time.

It's not real. Yeah, it's never deadly. They're just like, oh, I'll diarrhea if I have milk with my cereal. Same. Yeah. When I have three blizzards when we're watching basketball games, guess what happens? Diarrhea. Yep.

I'm not lactose intolerant. The Georgia Mud Fudge Blizzard they used to have, I knew it was coming, but I would never stop me They had they had a Georgia mud fudge blizzard for a while Dairy Queen. Oh, they sure did they sure did a Georgia mud Georgia mud fudge it was pecans brownies and fudge Yeah, and I used to get the XL knowing knowing I was gonna have diarrhea like I as soon as I got to the bottom I get the goosebumps. I'm like here it comes, but I keep scooping something about like what's a Dairy Queen reddit TJ That correctly sort by controversial They're going crazy over that blue one. What's the blue one? They have this new blue? It's like going viral

Are you part of the red? Walked out why should he fuck shitty management? Wait is that saying like uh Dairy queen has good management probably It's like teenagers working it it is what it is care to elaborate door dash four sauce and toss drive-thru is ramped and customers Counter manager told me i'm waiting for the four piece I'm waiting on fries yelled out 45 on fries She then said do I need to come back there and make my order myself I said yep come on back here threw off my gloves clocked out GM got fired yesterday and shit rolls downhill period period period young

Ass kids have no work ethic ellipses then oh, there's a person who worked at Dairy Queen and then oh Yeah, that's fine. Oh, this is just person who worked at Dairy Queen and then left. I think so. God. Oh. Yeah, that's fine. Oh, this is just a bunch of people who work at Dairy Queen. Oh, so Dairy Queen workers? Behind the curtain. The calls are coming from inside the house. Damn.

Friends and coworkers deque not mix. What? Oh, the Canada Summer Blizzard menu? How did the flipping upside down start? When you get past the first layer of Blizzard. I don't care First day guess I'm fired now First day from boss schedule app is still giving me trouble. When do you want me at work next tomorrow?

Same time okay. Thanks, babe. Why do my ears hurt? I'm not sure hon. Hope they feel better lol Blue nose hard. I work two to five tomorrow and probably Saturday oops. Sorry wrong person I That's so embarrassing Get you but he answered hon I wonder if this was a person living in North Carolina with the pollen could be that got a lot of likes the dreaded freak Real image of me working from 11 a.m.. To closing on free cone day. They just doxx themselves Yeah, that's them

Oh That is controversial damn Shout out those workers Load that thing up very quick closing early, and I'm fine 826 likes? So why do they make a post? Heddle lady call me a bitch and tell me to shove a blizzard up my ass I gotta subscribe. Yeah, this is a good whoopsie. Oh no. Oh no Rookie mystery. Dunked the whole goddamn thing They're bare-handed cones like that

Yeah, I guess the royal strawberry cheesecake what an edit that is Flip my blizzard wait what is it tough to flip? I think it's tough to flip It's oh we gotta start asking them to flip the royal Wait you have you have to tell them to flip it oh? Yeah, I don't know is it like you get it for free if they don't flip it. Yeah, or something like that if it can't flip Good shit. I like that Good to see this place where they can sound off. You're gonna have an outlet Does every

Like chain restaurant have a reddit where the employees get together like this? I'm sure Taco Bell has a good one Yeah, that's the viral. Oh has a good one crunching cookies popular right now. Oh big time Big time. Yeah, my kind of want ice cream. cream isn't just little girls who work there at where very very cool I thought so Teen girl that was like where the cool kids in my high school. It was like a coveted job in high school really Free our case idea supposed to be 10.25 inch tortillas Got them shit 10.25 inch tortillas Got oh Shit

Imagine bringing that's the fattest thing you can have yeah, yeah is hold on a second This is an inch short bring measuring tape into Taco Bell You're just being like your own it's like a citizens arresting someone you're just your own food inspector Showing up this isn't up to standard make it again Steven. How was Pittsburgh? How's the drive not bad? Okay, but not not bad. I did better than I thought it would I usually can't drive one four hours straight Did you stop for fudge anywhere? I mean a caramel? No, you mean four hours without stopping or four hours total in a day

I get like very tense and stuff like really past like three and a half hours So I try to top myself out of four hour shifts. Shifts or total per day? Total per day. You can't drive more than four hours in a day. I can, but I try not to. So you stopped and slept somewhere? No, switched off my life. What?

That's not very many hours to drive in a day. You're a bitch. No offense, you're a bitch. I try not to go over 12 hours a day. Yeah, that's pure unadulterated bitch, mate In a row in a row You you drive for four hours stop at a gas station Take a leak maybe get a bite stretch your legs to get back in the car and drive another four hours Or you're saying you drive you drive an hour and a half stop drive another hour and a half stop drive another hour

And then at that point you're like this is just too much driving I try not to do four-hour shifts and I have done more, but I try not to so still I still don't understand what a shop out at four hours that day The first day I did the second shift, so I did the last four hours. Yeah, you're a bitch. Yesterday, yesterday I did about six and a half. And are you okay?

Yeah, I did surprisingly well. Oh my, yeah, because it's not hard. I get very tense. What do you mean you get tense? What does that mean, tense? Like my shoulders like lock up and I don't know It's not a great scene, but I did good This is so confused so if you have a 12-hour drive in front of you

The the airport's closed for some reason you can't find a flight that works, and you got to drive somewhere 12 hours away You're telling the other person. I'll be there in three days. Yeah, I would do it I would do it in two, but it would be you would do it no way I'm doing one day you would do a 12-hour you would do like six hours and six hours I'm sorry. Did you all guys go to truck school or something like that? If you leave at 6 a.m.. You'll be there at 7 p.m.. Like I couldn't imagine being on the road being like I have 12 hours In front of me and driving six hours and being like alright. That was enough for today I'll just wait another day to Finish just knock the other six out you're there

That's I've done well of his savannah. I would break up straight shot. I got too tired, but I've done I've done like more than six. Oh you guys did go to truck school 16 I Drove from Columbus to Billings, Montana one time. Jesus. I've done New Jersey to Mississippi. I did Florida to Chicago. Holy shit.

One shot. How far down in Florida? Miami. Oh, wow. OK. I just wanted to get home. That's five hours of Florida. Yeah, it was a long drive.

But once you get in the car, you're I want to I don't want to sleep any I thought that was inherent to the American mail sitting in our DNA to get there right and get there get by any means necessary And yeah, that's cheddar fries take like a ten minute break well, there's another thing here Did you say you let your wife drive half the trip? Yeah It was I just killed myself. I was shoot myself on the Seriously, I didn't get home till like 1 30 on Thursday night and we left at 5 30 the mornings I mean you're most likely gonna end up killing yourself. You did crash the car statistically speaking So I slept the first couple hours. You didn't drive through a wheeling

No, the it was not Close it was our 20 out of the way he went up 80 So you went four hours very long road for like 200 something miles So you had four hours, then you got out you're like man. I'm so tense I can't do this anymore once it's three and a half hours my shoulder start locking up And it very like three hours and 25 minutes you're good, but at 330 it short shoulders are locking up Why don't you just go on cruise control? I've never done that. I'm not you don't know what I can't do it. I don't like heard of it. What do you mean?

I don't like what is going on right now. What it is. I've never used it. I don't love it, but I It's the best way to like avoid getting your leg cramp or anything you just fucking sit on the highway It's 75 miles an hour, and you just sit there my brain doesn't let me Use I don't do it. How is this possible? I feel really out of control. Yeah Actually the best thing ever because you don't have to have your foot on the gas pedal. Yeah, like nothing to me Yeah, it's not tough, but in the daytime when you're passing people. Yeah, of course times when cruise control is not possible I I just prefer to have the control under my feet. That's that's insane This is actually saying when we were road tripping for storm chasers. Glenny balls had always thought cruise control was a fake thing

They only used in movies didn't know it's real. What movie they ever used it in how are we this dumb road trip speed speed yeah I wouldn't say dumb well no that was dumb Glennie balls thinking that it's not it's a thing that they just use in the movies yeah that's that's dumb oh he also did the 16-hour I'm awake thing remember that yeah but I also feel like any you guys saying you don't use crew crew I I think you just don't know how to use I know how to use it use it There's nothing like there's in and you're on an open highway. I Don't think it frees up that much mobility. What do you move your foot back three inches?

Said it you forget it. Yes, you just keep the car between the line. You're right that is exhausting. It's exhausting. Yeah But this is way better That's more on all right all of you keep your foot like this the whole show that yeah The whole show that the whole show. Yeah. The whole show. I'm pro. Can't move. All right. Danny's on the, I will use it, but I don't think this is life changing. It is. It is. It is a non-starter. If I, if I went to buy a car, if you gave me a Rolls Royce and it didn't have cruise control on it, I'd be like, I think there's a downside. There's a downside. What's the down, how often do you use it? Literally every

time. What if someone's out in front of interstate, it disengages you a little bit. Literally. It disengages you every time. What if someone swerved out in front of you? It disengages you. It makes you think it doesn't feel like driving at that point. What if a deer ran out and tapped the brake and you're off cruise was your foot all the way back there? No man. Your foot's in purgatory. Oh no. There's a deer a mile up up You just say we're better prepared to hit the break because we're we can put it over the break if you're Moving to the break You stop you could disengage cruise control like this They you know

Thought of your muscle memory now you have two weird movements that you're not you're not a fucking space You're dead you're gonna press something with your hand move. I don't think you guys know I don't think you guys have used cruise control. We have used cruise control even has no way What if like a peregrine Falcon flew out in front of you? There's no way you'd be fast enough Ready one hour off the gas by no way you'd be fast enough The gas by the way you know I haven't coasting yeah, you pulled it up you got a you did Coming up there should on the highway Red lights dude, but it's as close to a town. I don't think you're on the outside of a town. This is crazy. We're right outside

Kenosha Crazy crazy. So you guys just go in the speed limit forever like a bunch of Limit that's not fun 85 or 90 and I'm very confident you ride or carve with me one time. I'll show you how it works Yeah, oh, I'm an idiot Faster I should have noticed the whole time Yeah, you'll get there faster because you just sit there going 80 miles an hour and you're just like this is great now I I can calculate my head how long it's gonna be because I'm not having any moments where I like slow go a little slower by accident then doesn't it feel

longer because you're bored no I like having something to do disengage cake exactly and that's dangerous you're still complacency kill I like to be connected you I like to be often often is the correct answer right you're still connected you're still steering the wheel You're still looking ahead. Yeah, I like on your phone right cars. It's not like a Tesla We're talking about generic cruise control Hate that the pole doesn't know that doesn't mean anything, but this is actually something that would help Steven's Body breaking down after three and a half. Yes the shoulder shoulder, but that's part of it

It's like your whole if you're sitting tense I don't think you're gonna control is gonna stop him from being tense Are you ten and two the whole time or do you let it droop a little no I droop okay game strong I fucking I'll drive with my thumb No yes, we gotta have drivers ed collection. This is crazy. I can't believe what I'm hearing. Just the bare minimum of hand on the wheel when you're really relaxed. Don't be disengaged. God forbid you put your foot off the gas for a second. Are you guys working for Big Cruise Control? You're on an empty highway. Your destination's three hours away.

I might speed up a little. And you're, I wanna go 90 real quick. I'm gonna go 90. So go 90 and hit the button and put it on, and send it to 90. 90, 93, 92, 80. Yeah, if you wanna go 90, go 90 and leave it, and you'll go 90 the whole time.

When you guys are gonna go 90, then now you're sent one. You have a really good song on, and you're like, oh shit, I'm going 120. Now you're all over the place. Slow it down. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That ain't driving. Crazy. I'll say on cruise control, I'm going over the place That ain't driving crazy, I'll say on cruise control if there's like a truck in front of me I'll just hit the button go a little down. Oh trucks gone hit the button go a little up never put my phrase

Yeah, I think you guys use your wipers, or do you like stick your hand up like? Stick my hand out. Why about stay more engaged? Like wipe off my hand out. Why don't they more engaged? I'm mad. I think we need two cars cruise control gang and one non cruise control. Yeah, we have a set destination We're gonna be way more engaged in our car. I beep with my mouth It's all started cause Stephen Chase a bitch Four hours is four hours a day That is like not even a long no trip But that's not a car trip that you like plan for you don't bring snacks in the car

Actually, you know you're on a road trip with Steve you leave at 8 a.m.. And he's like all right. That's it Someone else I was Steve we're going to LA we're in st. Louis. You're like that's all Shut it down for the day. I also don't drive many places alone. Like I would be... I've done a cross-country road, somewhat cross-country road trip from New Orleans to San Francisco, and we broke it up. No, that's cross-country. That's cross-country. I like road trips, but just, yeah.

How many days did it take you to go from New Orleans? Seventy-five. We hung out in the cities, we hung out in the cities, so it was ten total days, I believe. But but we made several stops can you imagine doing the Oregon Trail with Che? Oh stop What does the end of your shift sound like with your wife? If the shoulders are locked up, you know, I'll start asking for like neck rubs once we get Straight up ask her eventually or she volunteers neck rubs once we get to like 3.45. Oh god! After four hours. This is crazy. You have to straight up ask her eventually or she volunteers? I usually volunteer, because I mean I'm just like, readjusting myself constantly.

Oh. Steven, we've had four hour yaks before. Have you ever, have your shoulders locked up during a yak? No, but again, I'm engaged in the road and the activity of driving. I am naturally not a great driver. So I'm trying to keep everybody safe. I don't mind the four hour limit of shifts. I mean, that's reasonable.

You gotta pee every four hours, but it seems like you think like a 12 hour driving day is just impossible. That is a very long day. It is, but it's also doable very possible did you at least get roadhead oh no I did snipe an eBay auction though nice potato potato what did you get since Ali Marpet signed Use Jersey cool You're driving down the road

You're paying attention to a bucks a Little no, but not a little no, but but not a starbucks player. He's a left guard. Yeah All right, it was sick. I had my alarm set for and everything I was waiting for it did you think about pulling over for the alley I did I did there was a rest stop but it was gonna be like five minutes before and everyone was asleep so I was like all right I can do this and it was a the speed that it was in like a road area road work area where it was like two lanes and everything was going pretty slow so it's the most dangerous possible area for you yeah right no I did it under control is great Set the bid in with six seconds left highest bidder with one second left just

Nailed everybody Wow, and there's probably exhilarating very exhilarating Almost two people also trying to bid for this. Yeah Dan you know how when you're driving and you pass a car? Yeah. You're you're you see the the Honda Civic and They're in the distance and then you go past them and then you keep going and then suddenly like ten minutes later They're trying to pass you now. Yeah, you're like what and then you got to pass them again And you're going and you're like what the fuck how am I I've been going 78 the whole time Yeah, why am I passing this car and then it wants to pass but this is this

is fucking insane what's going on over there I now understand what's going on yeah this is the epiphany it's these idiots just are not figured out they're going the same speed but they're going slower and then they're going that's what I learned I'm like what is going on in these cars now I understand it yeah it's not hard to put your put down at, say, 85 or 85. You literally could last five minutes and you've already taken your foot off the gas. I'm not driving right now. We said put your foot up.

I drive two hours to work every day just like that. I'm good. I'm good. But you couldn't last, none of you could. I wasn't trying to. Well, all of you put your foot off the gas. Nick's still going. Nick's still going.

But you're not, you're just flooring it. What are you doing? I'm not flooring it. Also, this is, you can't make this comparison because there's no resistance from a gas pedal. Okay, fine. These are moot points you're throwing at me. Moot, moot, moot. What are you doing? Give him some resistance. You're gonna, you're gonna just approve a point. You're gonna push back against his foot. He actually will. And I, you win. All right, Jeremy. Have you guys ever gone on a back highway and seen what your car can do?

Oh, yeah. Really? Never much. Have any of you guys gotten roadhead? Yeah. What? What? No, I wouldn't accept.

I wouldn't accept it either. I was with a freaking college man. For real? Yeah. I take roadhead very overrated it's just head it actually is not that great too because then you just yeah how many you're like well here I am yeah yeah and you have that post-nuc clarity and you're just like oh your breast smells like come yeah did you ask for it

happens no it's gonna happen just tap the top of the head yeah you lean over Yeah. Always. Did you ask for it? It happens. No, it just kinda happened. Just tapped the top of the head. Yeah. You lean over and just be like, we're almost out of gas. Kate? I like the excitement of it. One wrong move and I'm definitely dead.

You know, that's thrilling. How many times? And it's gonna be tough to explain. Why am I jammed under the front wheel well? I think they'd know. Yeah. Why is there a chopped off dick in her mouth? Yeah.

Must've chosen. Yeah, I guess it would be clues. Use the jaws of life on her mouth. This dickless man and a woman with a dick in her throat. What could have happened? Passed away. It's like, you ever see those movies where the guys clip guys like, clip between two cars and he's still alive, but he's gonna die once they whatever.

Yeah. Pat's still alive, but as soon as like. As soon as you take the mouth off the dick, he's dead. He's dead. There's a huge crowd. Yeah, just leave her there, I guess. I guess she'll have to stay there forever. They wheel me around on that around for the rest of his life

It's like scary movie 3. I'm gonna need a ride home It's just like scary movie 3. Yeah, I was thinking about scary movie 3 too. That's what happens. He gets pent up in the tree Well, it's it's a sign signs right, but they don't have that line in signs. Oh, yeah Hmm. I have a quick question. Did you do any of my tourist recommendations in Philly? Yes Mm-hmm. I have a quick question. Did you do any of my tourist recommendations in Philly? Yes You gave me a lot and I really appreciated it We didn't have much time. Okay, we stopped by Gino's. Okay fantastic. All right, and we stopped by the tattooed I was with my Pittsburgh wrestling boy

We were the there was the nonest binary bar It was a cool, yeah, it was a cool ambiance, okay Very vegan like People go there too and they're like, hey, what the fuck why Yeah, I thought this bar. It's like one of my favorite bars in Philly. It's called the tattooed mom The tattooed mom the whole upstairs is bumper car seating which is just fun bumper car on Sundays They have free arts and crafts out for you to you thought Kyle would enjoy with his wrestling buddy

I was fine with it, but they were like they ordered chicken sandwich and the guy was like With the vegan chicken look how cool that is No, they I thought they had other stuff, but they're tater tots. It was good. I had good wings. Yeah, they It's a little funky they ask you like vegan or regular So I mean I guess that's not, maybe not the best for the crowd. I just like South Street. Went to Little Italy.

Oh yeah, any burning trash cans are too warm now. No, but that was cool. Does every big city have a Little Italy? Yeah. Even small cities do. Small cities do? Like smaller, like Cleveland's little Italy's awesome mm-hmm I was I would have called yeah, it is

Heights yeah There's a lot of like groups of children like preteens without a Chaperone just just Roman strolling the yeah, yeah intimidating Yeah, that's all I got all right. I went to that writing terminal market last year when you told me great lives up to the hype. Oh, it was great. Yeah. It really does. Yeah, that was right by the gambling house. Was it? Oh, yeah. It's pretty close. I'd walk there when we do gambling. Yeah. Remember that when we lived in Philly for like six

months? Yeah, that was weird. That was that was crazy. Yeah. I'll go. We're like living full-time. Yeah, I got covered there I think we all got kovat there. Yeah Yeah, people were live. It's all the jail and suck shot there. Oh Right That's the day I got covered. Yeah, probably That would make sense. What was a worse year 2020 or 2021? 20 I'd say the back half of the fall of 2020 was like what the fuck yeah

You know when there was we were playing NFL games to no one Yeah, that was that was that was bad. Yeah, it's too much That was where I was like yeah, this 21. I think 21 sucked 21 suck Yeah 21 sucked from start to finish. 2020 there was almost an excitement. There was an excitement. There was nothing that happened in 2021. It was just residual.

You still had to wear the masks. Still a lot of regulations. I think sports still had no fans. It's the acceptance phase of COVID 2021. Having a baby then sucked. Yeah. You couldn't let go. I know your ass was banging

pots and pans for the response in the beginning of my fire escape I was like clapping for the garbage man I was like thank you oh my god yeah oh yes they did yeah I guess what is it it's all blur I don't remember anything about 2020 to 2023 hmm I don't remember those are better or 2023. I don't remember. Those are better. 24. 23 is when we opened this office, right? Yeah.

What? At the end? Yeah, November? November 23. October. 23 you didn't work. Yeah, you just fish. Yeah, you went away.

There's really not a lot to remember. You're just on your boat fishing all. Yeah, I might do that again. No, you churned out some good content though, like every once in a while there's a picture of fish. Yeah. That was awesome. Why didn't we sell that? Still can.

I got, I'm probably gonna go catch him in a couple of weeks. Can I? Getting warm. What? What's your face? Can I ask a question? What's your face?

I don't like your face. Well, one of our quarterly fights was about you not getting Adobe Premiere access. Yeah, I got it. You said you were going to make all kinds of videos. Uh-huh. Where are the videos? It's coming.

Okay. Because when you wanted the Adobe Premiere, it felt like it was so urgent that you needed it that second because you had so many videos about to come. No, I just... It's been about six months and we haven't had any TJ can you back me up here? No I'll back you up it's been about six months and I haven't I haven't. You're not really good at it. Remember the urgency TJ? Yeah he wanted to be jumped to like the top of a list of people that were like

in line to get it. That's not true. And then now we don't have any fishing? No no well a there's been no fishing. Or videos of anything. Since September there's been no fishing. Okay, but like there was man-ticking videos. I've been doing man-ticking videos. What are you saying? I've been doing those. Using Adobe? Not yet. I'm training my, the idea is my 13 yearold boy will be able to be the producer for my 15-year-old boy. And then the 13-year-old boy, we're learning together, but I have stopped learning the learning process. But I did buy it.

Did you start? I did buy it. Yeah, I started it. I can make a square. Nice. Yeah, what are you going to do on Adobe that you couldn't do on like a more basic editing app I have no fucking idea Danny I was that was a fire alarm when the Adobe wasn't given to you right away I Thought we had videos like I think it was it was given to somebody else correct

But still I expected videos like who is an editor no Brand you thought Adobe's a large piece of bread That was the first letter of your name, right? I would have a dough. Yeah, he made videos Now I get it and I think Pete even That's a lot of month how much Hundred a month like he's never even gonna do anything with it. I pay for it. I have it I is on my computer right now. I bought it. I have it myself. What's the full cloud? $99 a month. Yeah, it's pretty expensive. Probably should get rid of that's what I'm spending. I think. Worth it. We might need some videos.

All right. I'd like to have a weekend every now and then. I would say it'd be 50 times easier for you to just do it on the tick-tock app Editing wise for what you need Adobe you're gonna have to import all those videos. I'm a splice man because of Kyle. Yeah, splice is great. Yeah, nine dollars a month. It's good. Yeah, we're in over your head. It comes with sound effects That's what I bought it and four different slide whistles, and then I was in over my head. Yeah, that's hard to learn. I just bailed out. Yeah, yeah, I did buy it and I and I I sat down and for about a week I would go to it every every time I would get a little spare time I'd go to it and I'd fuck around with it and fuck around with it. And then finally I was like This is a commitment. Yeah, you like have to play around for a hundred hours before like a full-time job. Yeah

Damn, but you've been blind ranking. Oh I did you and oh, you don Oh, you don't know ball. Wait, wait. Let me do an ad and I want to hear this. He doesn't know wide receivers. Oh, no. No. Oh, no.

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and non-withdrawable casino credits that expire in 168 hours. Terms at casino.draftkings.com slash promos. It's a blind ranking. I don't know what's coming. Right, but you did it first and you, let's just rewatch because you were so confident that these other players were better than you. I thought, who knows what's coming. I didn't think think a B would be a top and and Brandon all the tick tock comments are like a B's a top three receiver

Brandon it's it's it's not about the blind ranking because if you were like all this is too brown was pretty fucking good It's damn good. No, I think that's not what you said. I think I think you relooked at numbers after it was done. I Also think that you're thinking of a B the Twitter guy who exactly who I was thinking of right? I know but he was so good separate the art from the art. All right. He's first Yes, exactly. So that nullifies your blind and I would have met like four pretty low Pretty damn low Good Twitter follow but all-time receivers list. I gotta put him in nine I think I got both things wrong

Okay, so so let's say I just he's not as good as Larry Fitzgerald right Where if it sells better how many seasons in a row did a B have 1200 yards and 12 touchdowns? I don't fucking know Larry Fitzgerald had to have a lot to Larry Fitzgerald had a longer career. He was good. He was good for 15 years. You were dead certain. Calvin Johnson was better than AB. Right. You're never going to. Julio Jones is where it got a little dicey. Julio Jones. You were so certain. Again, it's a blind ranking. You're never going to win Craig or Dave. It's not the rankings. It's what you said. That was just wrong, I think. Do I put him right in front of or right behind Larry?

Yeah, I like to watch it too. Thank you. It's fun for everyone. I've watched fully every one of them. I'm putting Larry Fitzgerald ahead of him. No, see, I try to do it. I'm going to Calvin Johnson fourth. Yeah. Yeah. Julio Jones definitely down the list a little bit. Very good player, but this list has some great players. Right. Good point. I'm going to put him at seven. Yeah. So I could have, I don't know if he had come after before Antonio Brown, I might have put Antonio Brown ahead of him. Tarell Owens is definitely

better than Antonio Brown. Yeah. You're not a crazy list. Your one, two, three, and four are correct. Agreed. Didn't have Jerry Rice. But I think you could have put, you could have put AB five. Now, had I known what was coming have Jerry Rice in it. But I think you could have put AB5. Had I known what was coming, maybe I would have. I do think he's probably better than Michael Irvin. But at this point, I'm not putting Michael Irvin 10. So what do you want me to do? Chris Jarrell, Johnson, Terrell Owens.

You're right. He botched this. Randy Miles and Jerry Rice. 6 for Michael Irvin. 1, 2, 3, and 4. Now Chris Carter is probably better than his ranking here. He is better than Julio Jones. But I'm going to put him at 8.

And then Marvin Harrison is an unfortunate ten unfortunate You really wanted a really nice manage Marvin Harrison was better than a being I think right? But the top of the list is so strong a B had a great peak, but how long was he is picky? Yeah, what do you have five to seven great years? That's pretty good, but like they were great Man this is fun. It's fun. This course on Yeah, Tony, I'll brand also tweeted out Kate today. Oh, oh he did I thought internet Hall of Fame did yeah It lives again, it rides again.

And? So you did that and the Internet Hall of Fame? Internet Hall of Fame got me. I put my OnlyFans link out there again, I'm having another spike. So I guess it works out for me. They're expecting fingered videos. A lot of people are. A lot of people are. Idiot. Yeah, where's the fingered series at that I got a trip coming up with my rugby

girls Like you ever see a girl getting fingered by another girl with tape on her fingers Broken finger with tape on her fingers. Oh, that's what it would be like. That's what we're gonna do. I want my money back. A broken finger with tape on it. Colorful. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we'll see. He's got my passport back. What do you mean you got it back?

I had to get it expedited. Oh. Why? Go to Mexico. Oh yeah, that's right. Next month, if it's okay with you. No, yeah, yeah, go. For content. Go, go. Oh yeah, that's right. Next month, if it's okay with you. No, yeah, yeah, go. Okay, for content.

Go, go. Okay. Do it. Yeah. What part? Cabo? Yeah, you sure? I'm trying to.

Are you asking the question? It's one of the seas, Cabo, Cancun. Those are very, very far apart. Are they? That's about as far apart as you can get in Mexico. Very, very far apart. Okay, I know we're going to a resort that one of them has already been to oh

So that's common we booked a cabana Where does this where does the person live that has been to the resort the boonies of Georgia now? I think that's probably Okay, well Habbo is the West Coast everybody in the southeast thinks can coon is the only place in Mexico, okay? So that's where we're going. I think I would have I'll have to look it up again is the only place in Mexico. OK, so that's where we're going, I think. I would imagine. I'll have to look it up again. I've never done a swim up bar before. And I've never done anywhere with clear tropical waters.

I've never done that. So I'm excited. I think I'm going to try snorkeling. Whoa. You're going to die. Yeah. I think you might die. Did someone die with a shark attack

because they got in the cage and the cage broke? Oh, no. That's the last thing you want. Sounds about right. It was like whoa That's a bucket listing for me Steven you can't you're not a shark cage guy. I know That you would want to do that yes Dude can't drive your hours, but he wants getting

Jerry said he was like there was a shark murder. I was like that's not how it said Shark shark that's not the shark is not we got to arrest that sure yeah Especially if you're in a cage just dangling yourself. Do they try to kill the shark that eats people? I think shark attacks, yeah they'll try. Like they hunt it. You gotta taste for it, you gotta kill them, right? Same with bears. That's what they do with bears, right?

If there's like one that's really killing everyone. So wait, if a bear eats a person that. They go try to shoot. Oh the shark died. The shark died. That's not, this is from 2019. I saw the bag piper who died scuba diving and then they found his son's body in the treehouse. You see that one?

The bagpiper was scuba diving? The headline was like bagpiper dies scuba diving and son's body found in treehouse. What is that? Unrelated? Unrelated. They didn't need to add his profession. Have you guys ever eaten a Beatrix here? I saw a good headline. Yes, often.

The dishwasher won America's best dish water dishwasher What is this there's a nice little think piece on the man most efficient or a cleanest and fastest penis and both damn What do they serve? It's a new American. Yeah Whatever that means I worked at a diner in high school and they never had enough dishes So they come out like piping fucking hot from the thing and then you put ice cream in it and they would shatter You know they would like go to scoop the ice and it was because it was so hot and they say just pick it out Hey, that was the first time we've ever talked about cruise control, right? No

Right no That exact one I don't and we might have it and you know what we might have it again I don't remember it being that passionate. It's been a daily show since 2018 that it might it's double-digit cruise I will fuck you anyway Jason what Jason's how many times y'all gonna have this conversation find new bits I don't remember having this. Hey, it wasn't a bit Learn what the word fuck you dude hasn't been in that often yeah that was the most divided I ever recall a show I don't remember ever talking about cruise control in that manner that was the most passionate discourse we've had about cruise control for sure TJ look up cruise control what's that Scientology yeah and god damn it's trip how long

yesterday soon two days and you are doing the shark you can stay a whole week are you doing the shark age thing no I should yeah definitely do the shark you know without the key okay where did most shark attacks happen in the water when there's a lot of oh fuck you Where I don't know in probably at way out where there's a lot of water below Yeah, they would have to be probably of the mar probably where the people are

Well there was that one Navy boat their eyes were what was this from size I Ain't reading the US s And that's too much text March March How do people use cruise control you've never used okay, so a year ago Jason bitch Yeah, we do we do it every March. We do ten hours. That's almost the exact conversation. But that was a year ago. A full year. All right, mark the calendar.

Next March, let's. Cruise control day? Yeah, we'll have to have it. I saw Sass was saying controversial shit about being on the road, hugging the left lane and whatnot. Yeah. Very cold to him. Wait, what he doing? He does what he wants.

So he gets in the left lane and he'll go his speed and he doesn't care if I pass him on the right. That's a dick. But he goes fast. What an asshole. It's Sass's world, baby. Well, how fast does he go? He camps in the left.

Oh, it's riding on him. Oh, great way to show our cufflinks. So they didn't die. Do we have a video of it? It's trapped in the trash gets trapped in diving cage great way accidentally breaches it lunges it with thought it was beat. Oh shit Oh, oh my god Well, that's really a thrill so So the shark get in there so to recap Steve oh my god

This oh my god. this looks fun to you but a five-hour drive is terrible that's crazy a little more urgency on the crew here yeah what are they supposed to do it took their hats off that's a bad cage now. They're like wait is there someone in there is there someone in there holy? Where's the person? Somebody's in the cage guys. Let's move. Yeah, grab the cage Oh hey hey. Hey. Classic Ming, though.

That was crazy. Get out of there, Ming. You gotta start apologizing. Yeah. Sharkboy's just been hungry again an hour later. That's a free drink, at least. Hey, Ming. We were doing our best to get you out of there man. I feel like he needs more than that.

Yeah. Ming will give you a full refund. He was just inside of a cage with a hungry shark. Wait so but... We don't know the shark was hungry. Oh my god. How did... There's a hole?

That's cool as hell that it jumped out the top yeah, that's short oh Wow That would suck maybe that's my opinion you want to disagree with that Titus Yeah Actually this is good. If you survive it, it is cool as hell to be able to be like, want to see a video of me? Whatever. I would show people that forever.

He got out of there coolly. He wasn't like rushing. Yeah, he wasn't panicking. But I think it would have been cooler if when the shark left, he popped out. I mean, did y'all see that? Yeah, he needed a quip. He needed a one-liner. He needed a one-liner when he got his... Get a load of that guy. What's his deal? He popped out and like did y'all see that yeah, you need to equip

How's a progress on mama's house? Oh yeah. Mama. Oh no. I have now been to three houses. Okay. The first one I went and looked at. I FaceTimed her, I sent her pictures. I said, here is this house. It's a lovely house.

I think you'd like the house. She said, I don't really like that house. What's that K of C? See you, Don. I can't talk, I can't do your voice, nevermind. She said, she was like, nah, I don't really know. I went to a second house, decent house, too close to the highway.

I ruled that one out and said, no, you wouldn't get any sleep. You wouldn't like that one. But why wouldn't you get any sleep? Too much noise. Okay. Too much noise. And then, so that day she said, well, don't worry about it, we'll just keep looking.

And after I told the first house, no we're not going to do anything, she texted me the next day and says, actually that first house would work. So we're asked out on that one. We lost that one. Yesterday I go see one, lovely house, take pictures, send it to her. This morning she says, let's keep looking, I don't really like that house. Would have been a perfect house. Would've been a perfect house. Would've been a great house, perfect.

So she won't make up her mind. But then she always says, I'll just, whatever you wanna get, I'll take. What, you're going and taking pictures? I'm going to- You do not have listings? They do have listings. Just send her the listing.

But those aren't- Those are deceiving. Come on, are you fucking kidding me? But you're just taking a picture of the house from the outside. No and the inside. I'm taking a visit to Viewing and I'm taking the real pictures because they photoshop the grass looks so green Yeah, they make the light look super light. They make everything look great. So you got to get in there You got to get your feet wet and you got a you got to get your hands dirty and I did and she she's She's over three. She says no to all three hands dirty. And I did, and she's 0 for 3.

She says no to all three so far. I have an extra bedroom. Well, why would you need that? I don't know if I need it. She wants to stay at my house. I'm not really going to look after my kids. You're saying I come live with you, she lives in my house? No, she could live in my house.

I don't know that that really solves our problem. She's still like. I can pay her. She's still like an hour and a half away from my house. Yeah. I- In orgasms. She gets two a day.

Two a day. Wow. Could you imagine? Playing Brandon's mom in sex. That's a funny, that's a funny idea. You can live with me, but you're gonna come twice It's not really funny just a little house rule we have I don't really funny is not the word Are you sitting next to every Davis fucking your mom bro?

Funny not I don't twice a day I disagree with the notion that it's funny tired all the time It's basically every time you see him. He's probably just got in between Yeah, we're just getting ready to. One of those two, yeah. That would be funny. There'd still be remnants on him. Yes, she can save my house. So I'm gonna find her a place.

We're looking. We're hard at looking right now. Would she, would her house be on the same pond? It's a lake. It's 90 acres. Anything over 30 acres is a lake. No, no. Somewhere around the general area you know two three miles at most. I'm looking you know nice little three bedroom one bath very nice nothing

nothing fancy. Very nice. But I gotta have a fancy backyard because she's bringing her dogs. Right. She's got four dogs. Right. So why doesn't she move up here and then search with you? Because we'd have to rent her a place. Well. Well, yeah. And she can't stay with us because she has to bring the dogs.

Tommy's allergic to dogs. So there's the rub. I don't know if she's bringing my cat or not. We haven't talked about my cat. I hope she's bringing my cat. But then again, my cat's a country cat. It's not a city cat. You live in the country. I live-ish bringing my cat. But then again, my cat's a country cat. It's not a city cat, so. You live in the country.

I live-ish in the country. But again, cat can't stay with me. Tommy's allergic to cats and dogs. Would she live in one of those 55 and up neighborhoods where you have your own house? I don't think she'd do that. Because she would crush. I don't think she would do that.

She would be the hottest picket item. I'd have competition. I think she hates other old people. She would thrive. She doesn't consider herself an old person. She's not. I didn't mean she would do that. She would be the hottest picket item. I'd have competition. I think she hates other old people. She would thrive. She doesn't consider herself an old person. She's not, I didn't mean it in like a... She is old, no she is an old woman. But I'm saying she would like be the queen bee

of that neighborhood for sure. I think she's gonna be the queen bee of any neighborhood. That's a fact. True. Problem. That's true. That's a fact. We're still looking. If anybody wants to house my mom. She started personal.

She's not going to. I like to picture her on a motorcycle. Why? Leather jacket on. I don't know why she said that. She's never been on a motorcycle in her fucking life. Really cool. I thought you know of.

That woman has never been on a motorcycle. She's like, where's the motorcycle bar? That was hot when she said that. Yeah. I got to run. You don't have to. I do. more important things all right. Yes, all right So yeah, why don't you walk doing the you don't have Bobby bones. Oh, yeah That's what I gotta go do right now, so Bob bones is stealing you from the yeah, yeah, he is

Oh, can you find out if he's sleeping better? Thanks to Kyle? Oh, yeah with a great great tip do you have the tip hold up are you coming back after uh I got a baby appointment Oh 2 30 so I don't know so maybe depending on how long this take pretty hard no though almost certainly not yeah I might you never know but it's it stay Oh, yeah. Yeah. Tell them. I don't want to, yeah, all the tight asses out there that watch the act just for me, I don't want them to turn the show off now. Right, right.

Maybe they'll. That's the name of my fans, by the way. The tight asses. Oh, yeah. Sorry for misunderstanding. All right, I gotta go talk to them. Tell them Beth Kendall. Just say Beth Kendall.

I think he'll know. His eyes will light up. Very important. What's the update on the big game pencil? TJ? They said on Friday that they probably wouldn't hear back from the fabricators until Monday, so let me check if they heard back.

Okay. That'll be so exciting. It all rests on you. What does? The big game pencil. Getting the pencil into. That is the, that's going to be the flash. I am not going like holy you wanna You're gonna be a dick. Let's take it. Let's take it to our event Friday. I'm not gonna be able to get it

What's our event Friday? You said you were taking me to smackdown. Oh, oh, yeah, I'm working on good I need to check on that tickets in Chicago all state Rosemont. Um, I gotta check on those tickets good good thinking I I'll state Rosemont. Um, I gotta check on those tickets good good thinking I Don't think I can get it into Augusta. They don't let anything in there. I'll have phones in there pencil That's that is classy. That is put it down the front of your pants Here's all you got to do you got a you gotta get your blind people glasses Yeah, and they're like, oh this guy must need a big pencil cuz you got to write such big letters cuz you can't see Okay, I don't want you out easy can a viewer

Go to Augusta and bury the pencil somewhere so you can pick it up with yeah like a festival. I think they tried upon that as well You can get that big pencil in there. No problem. I don't think I'm going to oh Nor do I think I'm gonna try oh because I Dainty walk for you people I dainty walk for the buck drop and it ruined my life for a week That kid was at the nosebleeds of the Bucks game and got a thousand likes imagine if you were right there the big pencil How is it gonna ruin your life? I get kicked out of Augusta. Oh, you won't take it away You know because you're gonna be a classy individual with just a very large pencil

You're kind of fucking our bottom line too Because if you bring our pencil to write like that's gonna sound it all rests on you yeah what's the issue getting it in I think they would kick me out I don't put it in a Epi pen case yeah let's call Augusta let's call Augusta no no no out no don't fuck with my ticket situation yes you ask if you can bring in a big pencil. No, no. I'm out. I can't do it.

No. I dainty walked and I fell. Say it's for like medical purposes. Yeah. Or it's a therapy big pencil. Do you think you're going to fall and the big pencil will go up your butt? I- I- Oh, that would suck.

That's a real concern. I actually, I hear that concern. I don't understand that. It's a real concern. What if you moaned? I totally understand where you're coming from. I don't think the pencil's going to go up my butt. We can practice walking around with the big pencil.

I think they would always, you put that in your pocket, what are they going to say? Don't bring that big pencil in. It's like, but sir, there's no rule against pencil. Yeah, worst case scenario, they have to make a new rule for next year, but you're still able to get in with this year. Right, your grandfather did. Yeah. Can I just have one trip that Brandon Walker enjoys without having to do... Absolutely. Okay good. Not this one. No, I would like just two days next week where I go to the Masters and I just do my thing. I'm not even asking for the big pencil on both days. There goes our merch

bonus. Yep. I just want one big pencil day. Go Thursday, feel it out, see where they're weak in their security, where a big pencil could get brought in. They'd probably thank you. Big pencil. Just think about the picture of you with the big pencil. Oh my god.

Just stand around. There's no guarantee I'd even get on camera. Get behind a T-box. Yep. Right there. Big pencil. Mid-swing. Maybe it's a big name player. Just holding it high.

This sounds doable for like the Farmers Insurance Open or maybe even the PGA Championship. I don't know that the Masters will like this. Let's look up. I don't even like talking about it. Let's look at the rules. I think if you were serious and incredulous, what's wrong with my pencil?

I think if you... I'm not fucking with these people. I just want to go see their golf course. Who said it was your dead grandfather's? And he wanted you to... Never said that. He has to put the big pencil in the security bin. There's no way there's any rules.

I'm going to look it up. For pencil. Yeah. I've already asked if I could have one trip where I don't have to worry about doing this stuff and y'all said yes. And I am using the Masters as that trip. Well there's no specific rule against big pencils at Augusta National. Spectators are expected to adhere to golfing etiquette and dress appropriately.

I will. Pointing anything too casual, and there are rules regarding electronic devices that, guess what? It's not a big mechanical pencil. That would be bad. We wouldn't ever ask you to do that. That would be a disaster. No specific pencil rule.

Yep. There's no official rule that bans big pencils or any other specific item. That's what I'm reading. Hmm. I Think you're good. Did you guys see AI chaise back? Hey, I chade you phase rock. He's grok. Oh, he's grok. He is grok What you oh the the tweedy had a Texas Tech Florida. I didn't see that I I can't even comprehend how to use AI but yeah,. You are AI. I admit that this does look like that would be.

You are AI. It was an amazing ending. And you summed it up in such an interesting way. In a 63-second span between 251 and 148 in the second half, Florida outscored Texas Tech 9 to 0 by going 3 for 3 from 3 point line while Texas Tech went over 2 from the Foul line both front ends of one and ones that was the difference in the game that literally is grok Yeah, what do you smarter child that's magic Johnson. Yeah, yeah, I

Like AI J. I want like fine with that. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, where you just sum up games as a computer How does one use grok I I'm glad you asked this question. I don't know either. Do you just tweet the question? I also don't know Do you just act rock I Don't you act rock and then you act rock. I think it's a tab. Thank you. That's wrong. It's a tab There's a tab for it. I search a tweet that tab. I think you at Grock. It's a tab at the bottom. There's a tab for it. All right, so Che, tweet at Grock right now. Let's do something.

All right, Grock. Let's Grock something. Okay, does it tweet it out when we ask it? Say Stephen Che wants to know how you work. There is a button here. All right. Have Grock describe us, Stephen Che, in three words. Yes, describe.

Grock three is here. Oh. Is this a DM or is this publicly god damn do do another one do KB no ways I want to I want to ask more about Stephen okay all right yeah we'll get to me is Stephen Che human or AI? I think he's gonna say he's human. We don't know. Alright. Oh, well known personality. Wow, look at this.

Oh my god. Wow. He's quirky personality and sports obsession and made him a recognizable figure among fans. There's no evidence to Jess. He's AI generated Can you say describe Stephen Che in three emojis? What do I don't know is Stephen Che good at pussy eating or leave it open-ended how does Stephen do at Cunnilingus yeah how well does Stephen Che eat pussy? It's kind of freaky. Oh yeah. It's impetuous.

There's no direct verity. Oh no. Nor would I have access to such intimate details. Jesus. Scrolling them with enthusiasm and confidence. The go to such matters basically. Wow. On that exchange.

Wow. On that exchange. Wow. What? Steven Che will mean parcel. Unprovable. Unprovable pussy eating. Oh my god. Unprovably good. Let's go dark. How do we think Steven Che will pass away?

Mmm. Automobile. Over four hours. Sum it up. Sum it up That's crazy this like a DM or these are public is this a Twitter thread you can share I think the response and even tweet at grok, but this is just a tab at the bar Yeah, but you can also tweet at grok Oh

Can I do pictures? No, he just added like way way way better photo image generation. Oh nice That's like kind of breaking the world right now. Whoa. Oh, whoa here. He is Gonna be doing the smile Yeah, this is funny. Oh hell no. Whoa. There he is. There's Steve. He must be on the final hour of the drive.

There's Steve. Did you sure say science? Yeah what's the hoodie saying? I don't think those have to figure it out chat GBT's text is yes, but it's unreal what you could do with there I don't like this How would one use chat GP is check how different strategy be T than this it's a different one. This is freaky. Yeah What else can we generate with the chassis do we-Ship-T would have different answers? It's trained on a different model, yeah.

Uh... Look, I'll log in on Chat-Ship-T. We can make Stephen Che like a family guy. Can we do Stephen Che having the turd fall out of his shorts without him knowing? Uh... It might not be the truth. A melted chocolate bar out of his pant leg. Or Stephen Che trophy ceremony after beating to nine-year-old

Okay, we do can we do a image of Brandon Walker with a big pencil at Augusta. Oh, yeah You said to me so I could be like where where buddy get this pencil yeah Steven also has those YMCA lessons coming up. Oh yeah, Steven. Oh yeah. You gotta do lifeguard lessons. What? Yeah. Yeah.

Sorry pal, Plinko Day thing. Plinko Day. Too bad. So chat GBT is even better? Yeah, they added like a whole new update with photo generation last week that's really, really, really good. So good that graphic designers are kind of free to talk about it.

They're done for. So this is chatshimpy.com. A big pencil. Yeah, this is going to replace everyone's job. This is mad. Let's make the yak thumbnail today Or a new logo Yeah, you can like feed it

Like pictures of like big cat and PFT and be like make a thumbnail for my podcast called part of my take with this guest And it'll like it'll put all the details in for you. Oh god. It's it's pretty It's like it's it's gonna get there in like a year and... So that picture... Everyone's gonna be fucked. Do you have to pay for this? Yeah. How much is the...

It's $20 a month. Okay. So everyone's gonna get fucked. I don't know, I could have had this picture by now. We'll see how good it is. It's gonna be good. Can we just have it make an episode of the Yak? Oh. Oh.

Uh huh. Let's see if Groff can do it. Humans win again. See if Groff can do it. Do you think... Can these make caricatures? Yeah, yeah. I can do like... I can give it a photo of you and be like make this in Spongebob style make this I didn't even access chat GPT So then caricature artists are no more hats yeah all the caricature artists are done, okay?

Who is this person? That's Brandon Walker? Who is this person? That's Brandon Walker. What? Black. That's right. Wait a second. You're black, man. Pencil's big as hell, though.

That is your huge ass pencil. Okay. Why are you wearing? Brandon, make that your profile picture. It's pretty sick. He's cute. Make Stephen Che a hundred times more Chinese. Oh, yes Ten mainlander with a very low social credit

Let's say make a picture of Stephen Che and then say make it more Chinese and keep saying that yeah Just keep typing more Chinese Chinese and keep saying that. Yeah. Okay, let's start. Just keep typing more Chinese. Yeah, start with just Stephen Che. I wanna see how far they'll go. This is crazy. Brandon, will you do the Experian ad? Do that Experian ad.

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Let's see what this will be. Getting started. We're adding traditional Chinese attire. Do you think anybody we work with is using this for blogs? Yes. I wouldn't be shocked. Yes. I wouldn't be shocked. Yes shocked yes Come on that just says traditional They're getting it I'm loving what I'm seeing beautiful painting in the background a

Scroll that's pretty good yeah I need him in a rice field there is that's awesome what's the pose? Yeah, Che you can live out your fantasies on here. What would you like to be doing? Yeah, so I couldn't do racist prompts, but it did do this Just say more traditional Chinese, please significantly more traditional This is a lot of fun so like traditional This is a lot of fun so like

graphic designers People working like movies and stuff. They're all fucked the I think the ethical argument is like For people that don't have money to pay designers. This may be a solution, but like movie studios This shouldn't be like a replacement for the people that work in these fields. It could replace a lot of people's jobs, but like if you're some guy trying to get his sunglass brand off the ground, and you don't have the money to pay a graphic designer

to make an ad, you could just take a picture and be like, make an ad for this, and it'll make it in 30 seconds for $20 a month instead of having somebody commission out that would take a week that you might not like. Like it's, I don't know, people are I think a little nervous about like what this is going to do for the graphic industry. Once we hit that point, like it's point and no return. They're not going to just be like, oh, we're going to shut this off.

Right, because if businesses are saving millions of dollars, not having to pay for shit like this anymore They're going to lean into that How good are their ads? Like like way better than they should like you can just like take a picture of Your phone and be like make an ad in this style with these text points on it And it can format all we get them to make an ad for the big pencil. Oh, yeah, definitely Can we have it write a joke about little skittles hilarious funny yet yeah is a I funny yet yeah once it gets funny we're fucked yeah even like not even really funny just has to be a Hmm

Che can you read this to us? Why did the little skittles get kicked out of the candy jar? Why because they were too small to take a joke but big enough to start a sugar ride ah Better than yours. That's better than yours Tell them to say a joke about a homophobic urologist Wait, can you write can it write a movie plot for a boy urologist? That's something I forgot about Holy shit, what was his name? Young penis. Young penis. We still need to pitch that.

If we can get the script, we'll have to do a table read this week. Yeah. I believe you guys hit on Young Penis the same day an ad deal started that was like... Yeah, they were like, please don't talk about Young Penis. Keep it clean and you guys are like, for at least a couple minutes before our ad. Boy, you're a hologist. What else was... He was really good. You guys are like at least a couple minutes before our What else was he was really good

Got a ton send your 17 year old Ezekiel Zeke penis Easy penis Zekiel penis? Zekiel penis, easy penis My name is Zekiel penis, I know Just call me Zekiel Zekiel penis Oh we're fucked, that's better than us Yeah, nickname young penis A rap battle about kidney stuff Oh shit Don't hold it in literally

Zek catching a rolling callator before it hits the ground I may be young and I may be penis I may be young and I may be a penis, but I'm here to save you We said that That'd be our best moment. Yeah, goddamn. That's Zeke penis. I may be young Fuck Zeke penis. I may be young Fuck We would have never I mean we thought a Scott penis

But Zeke penis is really good in a world Where P problems plague the masses one boy one name one mission Kyle can you play teacher and pick out you know yours? Ezekiel... penis? That's Dr. Young penis to you? Zeke walking down hospital halls in slow-mo, dodging rolling bedpins and accidentally high-fiving a prostate model? He's got the brains. He's got the gloves. He just doesn't have the height requirement for a penis.

And it rhymes. You think this is a joke, kid? This is urology. This is serious business. Not as serious as your kidney stones, doc. Oh, fuck, this is good. This summer, prepare to laugh. Prepare to cry. Prepare to hide.

Oh. Young penis. to laugh prepare to cry prepare to hide oh young penis healing all right character closer to pinion I feel like dr. Vasquez desserts his own spin-off like it has like response like I think an attitude can we get a character poster I think we did get one of those ones we've done this before Kind of want young penis to be even more ornery and mischievous yeah

Just waiting on a blurry image of young penis and mischievous. Yeah. Just waiting on a blurry image of young penis. So can it use transcriptions of the Yak episodes as data points? Like if you asked it to do something based on the Yak, does it know like, it would look into what is the Yak, who's on the Yak? Do you think it would know like Stephen Chay's New Year's resolution And if that was we've talked about it for it to yeah like look into if I typed in like what are Stephen Chay's

New Year's resolutions it might look into There's like that's crazy. That's been published online. That's fucking nuts is there any chance That it knew how many fingers I was holding my back right now Real intelligence, and I don't know how I will I mean we got to try All right after that we got to try to see if it... Oh no. He's not young enough. Make him younger. Let me know if you know you know. Healing awkwardness one bladder at a time. Now I overloaded it. We gotta wait six minutes. Alright so we to go back to grok Steven hold numbers behind your back

Did you actually think it was yeah? No you actually thought that in your heart of hearts? I'm gonna have to put my foot. There's no way you actually thought it would know dude I don't know any of this shit. Yeah, but how would it know how many fingers? Yeah, but who would know that, Jay? Nobody would know that. It's like saying, like, hey, ask Grok what I'm thinking right now. Yeah. Steven, how many are you holding? Seven.

What? No, that's not what you were holding. Hold on, time out. When you say how many fingers am I holding behind my back, you do one hand. One through five. You don't do seven? What? Wait,

Che. If you walk up to someone and you say how many fingers am I holding behind my back? You're thinking it's one through ten? Those are all my fingers. Is it is everyone agree with me? I do one hand. You have to do one hand. One through five usually. It's one through five. This is why he's he's stronger than AI. All right, go ahead, Jay. Put your fingers behind your back. One hand. Three.

To you show us. You might tell you. Sure. Yeah. For that comment. Rock could get it. Do it again.

Two. One. Reveal. Oh Danny! I am Grok. Yes. That was a wild question. I don't get the thought process

We don't know the extent of can it read your mind is what you're asking we know the extent to to that It's anything you can get on the internet. I Mean we've been blown away every step of this. I don't see why Not in the room with like you know advanced. I don't see why it couldn't be something else. I'm not in the room with, like, you know how advanced? I don't even know. He's not sitting here, probably this number. Isn't Elon Musk doing that brain chip? And then once that takes off, then it would know, right? Right.

You better not get it, Kate. I know. That would be terrible. The brain chip. Did you change your Twitter handle back yet? Nope. OK. It's probably gone, I would assume. you think somebody else has it. I'm certain

I'm this Katie money grabs me whenever someone text me now. I have to look at how dumb I am Which I'm getting tagged a thousand times. We see if there's somebody that's barstool Kate There's only a Kate Barstool and I is that what you were I forget which one I was there was one or the other Barstool Kate Barstool. Yeah, I think it was Kate Barstool. It's got to be taken Wait is that if somebody they put a Kate parody account are they just posting pictures. They're nuts Zero posts Stephen where we at with cauliflower blue Zero posts. Steven, where were you at with cauliflower blue? Cornflower.

Cornflower. I'll follow up with the sales team, but they may be a little. Because I'm going to get a new car at the end of the year, and I might just cuck you. That'd be cool. He would appreciate that. That'd be cool. Yeah, he would love it.

Now I don't want to do it. I wanted you to be very angry. I think I'd just pull in every day and see the cornflower blue. Yeah, no, I don't want to. Saw some good blue cars on the road. I'll bet you did. Did? Yeah.

How blue? Honda has a blue that is interesting. I didn't really wanna know the answer. When I was in North Carolina, we went to get ice cream in this small town, and it was a yellow, low to the ground, you know those sports, like a Corvette or something? Sure.

And he went down the street, and he turned around. He just kept going back and forth down Main Street. Yeah guys really get off on that Yeah, yeah Just so it's his only thing you can do just look at me in my car. Yeah, I just think that's Cruise control on yeah, oh maybe did we talk about the the market for older cars is collapsing because the new generations don't give a fuck about older cars Really? That's good old Corvettes and must if he got his dream car He couldn't be happy and all the all the 60s cars are just there's the markets drying up because the people are drying up You got pounce. Yeah, I loved to I'd love a little bra. Why don't you have a cool car? I was 70s bra to put it

There's a garage here. Yeah, but then what do I do? You're just throwing up roadblocks now. I think to get a cool car, you need to have a second house that then sounds like you don't want a cool car. Car at. No, you don't want it. A Bronco, an old Bronco would be sick.

Yeah. I want one too. A tall ass old Bronco. Yeah, drive it around the beach. I'd love that. Oh man. I love those old Cadillacs that feel like boats when you hit a bump.

Oh, yeah. You know, when you're like, whoa. Bench seating in the front. Love a bench seat. Oh, yeah. But would you actually drive it? Yeah. Where?

The beach. Walking back. I get fooled by AI. AI will have these things, like the old GMC square body pickups, that you're going gonna release a new one next year. I fall for it. And it's always just an AI thing and I fall for it every time.

I think, oh wow, they're bringing back the old box trucks. But they're not, it's just an AI. They're not. It's just an AI thing. But who's posting it? Just people. That's bullshit. People.

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Most comfortable shoes in the world. That's a fact. Hey, dude. Yeah. The most comfortable shoes in the world. Brandon, get a cool car. I want one too, Brandon. All right. Yeah. You're getting a new car soon. Yeah. As soon as the daughter gets the driver. Yeah. Aren't you getting a new car? Soon, yeah. As soon as the daughter gets the driver's license. What are you going to get? I don't know.

I want a truck. Yeah. I want a Range Rover. I want a truck. That'd be cool. So cool. I want a big ass man truck. I want like a conversion van that has like you can pull the shades down.

Yes. Why? They're just awesome remember that I feel like my cousins had them back in the every like every rotating cousin So they still make them like they used to I can make them better really yeah TVs everywhere see a lot of vans like that Like you used to see the conversion vans I mean in California me and my buddies all put our money together and bought one And we called it the old prospector. Oh,or I like a stick shift this long and like curtains and it was It was like the brown shag carpeting inside. Are you Jenny Gump a little bit? Oh, how many?

How many people? Went in on this van five of us. It's a smart Who ended up with splitting my buddy James Jameson. It ended up dying eventually. Jameson did? Yeah. But it was awesome. While it lasted, it was great cruising around California in this old conversion van.

What did, show me this. The Prospector? I gotta look it up. Did y'all have like, can we- Can we stick guitars and stuff? Did you sit by- We put our surfboards in it.

Sell drugs out of it? Oh yeah, wasn't that your first big purchase with your Korean paycheck? Really nice surfboards. A custom made surfboard, when I didn't know how to surf. And then it had a fishtail on the bottom, like instead of being smooth at the bottom. And the very first time I went over a wave I panicked, put it out, and like impaled myself on it and thought I had internal bleeding. And then I was too scared to ride it after

that. Yeah, I was sick. Sounds like a good purchase. It was pretty cool. It was like a lot of fun. I'm shocked you two, one, one of you two don't have like an RV. Not old enough. I would love an RV. I would love to retire and just drive an RV around the country. Just for tailgates. Yeah. I wouldn't want to do that. Why not? I don't know. That's a southern thing, isn't it? I get stressed out when I'm driving my normal car and I'm going somewhere and I'm like, well, is there going to be enough parking? Is there going to be somewhere to park?

Is there going to be? It's true. And I can't imagine going to a campus I've never been to, being like, where am I going to park this thing? Isn't there RV parking? There is, but they're, you know, who knows? Yeah, you're right. I don't know.

Although my favorite book about sports is a book about the 1999 Alabama RV crew didn't know about that Yeah, because fan base we what's that? rammer jammer yellow hammer and it's by Warren st. John that's one of the classics and it's about following the Alexander the Alabama RV crew around when they win the SEC that year. I think I read a couple pages. It's fucking great It's the best sports book. Shout out you Warren. Was there any like Suspense or drama or was it just factual funny stories? Yeah, well they win it all of going

It wasn't really about the the sports. It was about the Finding the RV procuring the RV the absurdity of having an RV Keeping up with the RV were they like party guys or what? No, it was just most of of the RV people are older people. They get there like three days before? Yeah, it's all old rich people that just want to follow Alabama football. That's awesome. That is cool.

I would love to do that. But they're psychotic about it. I know. Yeah. They have their own, it's their own world. There's like a traveling city. It'd be so much fun. He should update that book. Warren, you should update that book. Warren, please update that book.

ChatGBT, please update Warren's book. But I don't know that he would. He's probably not watching. He doesn't seem like he would be a Barstool guy. Do you have ChatGBT back? Are we able to use it again? Do we lose it? We need a better.

Oh. Look how cool. That's awesome. Why, buddy, have that huge pencil? Can you see if Chat gbt can guess? Oh there he is! Oh my god! Holy shit!

Guys that doesn't look like me. It absolutely looks like you! It captured your essence! That guy's fatter than me. And look at his face, he's probably... You'll get there. Now let's make him Chinese. Can you see if chat gT can tell you how many fingers Stephen has behind his back?

That pissed me off. It really does. And I want to see, because now I want it to be right. I'm almost rooting for Che. They're going to respond, no, idiot. Yeah, moron. How would I ever know that in one billion years? Steven, do it again. One hand.

We're loaded. He's thinking. Oh, boy. Okay. I think they're even going to hazard a guess? The number is five. Well, it might have hurt you. Classic trick question, but unless Stephen Chay tells us himself,

there's no way to know how many fingers. Could be none. Wow, Stephen, he really thought that was. What, that was him? I read the part and said it could be five. Yeah, it could very well be. Three fingers. could be five. Yeah, it could very well be. Three fingers. It was five.

Three. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, they're making fun of you. Yeah. Well, at least they'll never be able to replace us when it comes to that. The full hand.

Bold move by you. Oh, I was getting sassy. Or should I start guessing card tricks next? Oh, cool. What? Damn. Oh, copyright it. Okay.

Wait, he is a sports media personality. Oh. Wait, he is a sports media personality. Oh, no. I might just be doing this all day. Can it make like 100% accurate renders? Of what? Like, I don't know. Well, weren't they? 100% accurate renders of what like Well weren't they the controversy in Hollywood was that they were doing like Scans of celebrity like they would pay celebrities a ton of money to do like super in-depth scans and everything with their voices and all These other stuff like don't do it don't give in and do it because then they don't even need celebrities for movies anymore

Well, they were doing they were doing porn parodies of celebrities like that, right? Yeah, make them get fucked. From what I heard, yeah. That's bad. What did you hear, Danny? No, I definitely didn't watch any of it, just from what I heard. There's.

Oh, LEGO Che? What are we looking at? Yeah, what is this? Disney Che. It's just what you could do with it. Oh. You could stylize a photo in any graphic style. So you could take your it. Oh, oh style lies a photo in any or like graphic style So you could take your picture and be like make it look like Pokemon cheetah or a leopard?

How was a leopard cheetahs are way bigger right cheetahs are tiny yeah, I thought cheetahs were big leopards are tiny wrong wrong wrong No, I think she does a brick. I will bet you Jesus I get to pick out one thing from your studio and you get to pick out one thing from I've no I'm not doing that again. I'm not going down that road again. What do you mean? I've never done that I'm in big cat hell right now. He just took whatever he wanted. Oh, did I get something on opening day? Probably yeah, yeah, I'll swing by tomorrow all right Actually Friday marks out yeah What else were we doing?

We were having a conversation before that. What was it about? Anybody? Cheetahs and leopards. Cheetahs are bigger than leopards. False. I think that's true. No. Chad GBT. Weigh in. What's bigger, a cheetah or a leopard?

I think leopards are significantly larger. I think cheetahs are significantly larger. Cheetahs are known for being small. Cheetahs are known for being fast. You don't know what cheetahs are. They're known for being fast. If I say what is a cheetah known for, nobody would say they're known for being small.

Spots. Size-wise, cheetahs are generally better than bigger than leopards. That's not what that says. I can't see it. Leopards are bigger. There's been some accusations in the gambling case. Uh-oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait. better than bigger than leopard that's not what that says I can't see it leopards are bigger okay what about it we're on something good here Tate Tate uses AI for all his blogs oh no it's crazy oh he's like openly admitting it

yeah Max just texted me AI hates Kelly keys Cave right now from an unnamed employee Wow you blogged yesterday, huh? I did Hey, that was really good. Yeah, I got a fucking held those. Thank you Do you look forward to the coaches photo? I do yeah, I do but it's a reminds me that I've just lost all ability to blog you put it No, that was really good. This culture's Dan Quinn was my best one the Quinn the big polo. No that was I don't know the one who was like a Church sex. Oh, yeah, that's What's name

Kellen Moore That was Dan Quinn was the was the dad with a smoking hot wife and four hot daughters. And he just sits there dressed in all black right there in the bottom right. That's exactly right. Yeah. He'll break your hand with a handshake.

And he just wants to be left alone. He even has a well-trained dog that's also a female. Can't even get a dog that's a male. Just surrounded by hot chicks. That is so accurate. It is. Exactly who he is. Do you ever hear from any of the coaches after? Yeah.

There was a year where I was going to get... I ran out of time. The timing didn't work out because I'd take it... Sometimes I'd take it at the time like the timing didn't work out because I take it Sometimes I take it like at the end of the coaches meeting sometimes do at the beginning But I was going to dress Kevin Stefanski Wow. Yeah, she was down for it. He's like just buy me some stuff So maybe next year I'm gonna have him wear a picture of the coaches picture. He's in it, which should be awesome Yeah, that always is. Yeah, Brian Dable was the other one. He's hiding in. And he's wearing a giant polo, just letting everyone know,

I still work here. But yeah, I love it. I hate that they did it inside, though. Better outside. It sucks. Outside is so much better, because then they put them in the sun, and they're all squinting and miserable.

Yeah, it is such a funny thing to make all those guys take a picture together. Yeah, it is such a funny thing to make all those guys take a picture together. Yeah, it's like, why? Do they all hate it? I like to picture them all going out to dinner afterwards. I think they do. Like, Gruden said that what they used to do

is they would just send them all golfing, and then they'd change all the rules while the coaches were gone. Oh, of the actual NFL? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the tush push is a big, it's being fought about right now.

How's it looking? I don't know. It's like the baseball bats. If anybody can do it, then do it. Right. Do it. I've watched every Pirates game this year. Oh. Really? Yeah. How many?

Two. Two. Four. Four? I have a record. What are you noticing? One in Four. Four? That's a record. What do you notice? One in three. They steal so many bases but they suck so bad. At stealing bases? No, no. They have the most stolen bases since like 1912 through four games. How about the guy who hit a home run and broke his ankle? What happened there? I don't see that guy.

I don't see it either. Have you watched every part? I swear I have. I have MLB TV. What game was it? I think it was the first one. Pirates player. Against the Marlins? Was it maybe spring training?

Yeah. Wait. Yeah. Nick Gonzalez homer limps around the bases. You think, oh, a hammy or a cramp. Nope. Broken ankle. Yeah, I didn't see it.

I wasn't see it Markable that was happy that was the first game. Oh, yeah didn't didn't look at him. He's got a broken ankle miss that I've watched some bits and pieces every guy is Paul skeins. Yeah, every every guy on every team almost They're making a lot of him Whole thing out of Paul skeins. Yeah, I didn't see that. Yes that yeah Whole thing out of Paul skeins. Yeah, I didn't see that. Yes that yeah Blink is that a pre-seat you'll blink and you'll miss it No, I mean if that's not because it's not in their park is it that's in the Marlins Park in it Well, how did he break it yesterday? So March 28th? Yeah. All right. That doesn't look like I'm faking I guess They've changed it a little bit

Shit damn, I'm sorry, Nick. I didn't mean to do that to you. No, it's fine. That was literally the only thing I saw from a pirate's. No, I watched a. Shit. I got MLB TV I like. I've been watching condensed games.

Oh. Those are good. Yeah. No. The best with MLB TV is listening to the radio. Oh, I didn't know. I've only had four games. MLB TV, because you can't

You can't watch Cubs games on your phone in market. You can listen to the radio. So I'll throw on the radio. I Like throwing on a baseball game. Oh the best love especially if you got to our better than the TV guy Yeah, they're way. Don't they just go to TV. They're likable. They're they're all good Let's do when I drove out here to move. I listened to an Orioles Why don't they just go to TV? They're likable. They're all good. When I drove out here to move, I listened to an Orioles somebody game, Orioles Nationals game maybe. Just three hours. Great. Something calming about it.

Yeah, nothing better than being in the car in the summer and just throwing on the game. On cruise control. Don't try to make a war, Danny. I want to get to a, I, sorry, this is important sports talk. Phillies are doing a ton of different ice creams in the little hats this year. No way.

Yep, they designed like eight different ice cream hats and they have all kinds of. What's the flavor of the year? Flavor of the year? The new flavor of the year. What was it last year? I don't know. At Phillies games or in general?

Steven, what about Mike Trout just ghosting me? Uh oh, did you get ghosted by Mike Trout? I don't know. At Phillies games or in general? Steven. People s- What about Mike Trout just ghosting me? Uh oh, did you get ghosted by Mike Trout? That was hurtful. That was you? Yeah! I thought you were talking about Schwarber. No!

Trout, the Angels were here. Oh, I was texting with them. When? Uh, opening day. Solo? Yes. He was going to- I asked him to come to the stream. He was going to the Lakers game that night. He was going to Lakers. I asked him to come to the stream.

He was going to the Lakers game that night. He didn't respond to me. Wow. Text him right now with me on it saying, why didn't you respond to Big Cat? Do we have a chain? No, just make one. A picture of your, what was it, Gums? Mollers.

Mollers. Moller shirt. No, no. Send him an AIU. No, I do not think he liked the Moller roll call. He did not respond to me. No. That might have been the day he shut it down. Yeah.

No, but we talked a little bit on Thursday. Cause yeah, I didn't realize he was here. I was like, oh shit. Yeah, I texted him. I was like, hey, you want to stop by? He probably didn't respond because I texted him the same. He didn't off day on Friday. You and Trout talked a little Thursday about what?

When you talked to him? I'm not a baseball fan So I opening day was here. I was like, oh shit. He's here. Why don't I just ask him to come? To the to the stream because they're playing during the day and he said he's going to Laker game that night So I texted him after giddy hit the shot He chose a Lakers Bulls game over sitting in the game. I think he, I'm sure he had his plans well in advance. Well he's um, he's in the middle of the season.

Is he playing? Wait they played on Friday. He didn't off day. No they had an off day Friday. I'm pretty sure they played. Pretty sure they had an off day. After, the day after opening day? A lot of teams had an off day. Yeah, that's like, everyone does that does the Mets didn't play like yesterday any cold weather city does that yeah they keep it a little loose at the beginning to for postponements and

whatnot oh interesting yeah it was hurt idiot it's such an idiot wait so Tate is AI guy yeah takes an AI but we've known that that's fucking crazy Wow, what do you think Katie's doing to that computer right now figuring out a porn? He's a huge porn guy. Hey, did you yeah? Jerking off right now. Oh, oh that was a dude's but he was just holding up Nobody asked you to come over here. No, I want him to address this. Do you use AI?

Wait, no, no, sit down. Who accused you of this? Great job, Tate, by the way, on Friday. You were great on the act. Thank you. Damn fine job. This is high. No, you guys were talking about,

do you think anyone in the company uses AI to blog? And then I blurted out, yes. And then then Max asked me about it and I showed him some blogs and he agrees I'm not I do not want to I'm not throwing anyone on the bus I don't care what they do well but the answer is yes there are people that use but how how do you tell is it I just ran one through the AI punctuate good grammar match when you're using things like, Oh, other people are doing it. That's what I'm saying.

And when it's like, when you use terms like inconceivably comma, however, semi-colon. Who's did you run through? What? You're gonna have to ask Matt. Chat, I've done enough getting people mad at me. Was there a blog written today? No, this is a comma big I have a question at your boss guy kind of a would it matter to you if yeah, I think so

Yeah, I think it should absolutely right what if they only? Blog no no no I I think there's like it's almost a gray area, but yeah job. Yeah, right What if what if you kind of lose your voice? But yeah, they job. Yeah, right. What if what if you kind of lose your voice? Well anyone could do it some of the the output is just based on getting clicks, right? That's more efficient And the blog is just a story and not your own work But if the person was doing it why they're getting paid to blog and if they're hiding it they know that it's not good Does it change your opinion if it's like? They know that it's not good. Does it change your opinion if it's like um hey, I'm a bad writer I'm gonna let AI construct my thoughts with better grammar

No, if you're a bad writer you probably in your only job is to blog That's a another issue, but isn't that a huge charm of the bar school blog? true Yeah, I would talk to max if I were you guys Wait do you have any more who we play for for Brandon? No, no the member you were gonna do it on the on oh, yeah No, I'm sad that we didn't get to that but we were gonna do the unnamed show. Yeah, what'd you get up going? I don't remember did we do it?

I thought we did it in the gambling cave Oh, maybe we did I think I want two or five five. Next time I think it should be all our security guards. Oh, I did miss the security guard that day. His name is Tommy and I didn't know his name. Tom. Tom. Tommy? Tom.

Tommy. Tom. It's Tommy, right? He's a grown man. It's Tom. Also, I gave Lucas, Lucas thought I was friends with him. I gave him all the answers to those questions before hoping that he got the On Name Show and I gave him all the wrong answers. Oh

He thought he thinks that security guards name is Jeff Fuck Lucas And he said that he's officially out on Lucas too Yeah, is he through that welcome? We'll always take ya. Yeah There's no miss in this bandwagon. no, so there's an AI blogger among us all right So many what was the word he said in conceivably? All right, can we search the barstool blog just for the work?

But also that sounds like a word that some of us who don't write good like would put in there to sound smarter No, I should I like would put in there to sound smarter. Right good, you're right. Because we do put in. Right good. You know what I mean. Kate, have you used an AI blog? No, I should, I've. I'm not blogging a lot. I probably should. We're not finding this in our search function. No, I don't think so. There's no way that probably brought down the whole thing.

We'll tell Max to get in here. Max! So all Max is going to do is just throw Tate under the bus for throwing the other person under the bus. He's just gonna say what Tate said. I'm gonna ask Max who it is and then I'll say if I can say it or not. I think if someone did it one time, that's kinda funny.

Yeah. But if they're doing it every week. But imagine, what if like you were writing something on a topic and then somebody just churned out something really quick. Yeah, that's bad. Is there a way you can actually write what you would write and then put it through a generator to make it better? Tate copying

and pasting somebody's blog and putting it in a that's yeah, I'm just going to go read Ben Mence's latest blog. This is the new like when teachers in high school would check for plagiarism. What was that called? Yeah, you run it through. You could text me or you could say Act it out here in New York here in New York Okay act out who it is Nikki smokes Okay, yeah, that makes perfect sense. Let's go to his wall. Okay, yeah, that seems fun. What? Tate has receipts on that.

It has like 10 blocks of receipts. He pulled it out immediately. Of course it's going to be like... I wonder if people are blogging using AI. Tate's like, oh, I know they are, and then just started ripping off like 10 blocks and he just must have had to save. I think Nicky Smokes using AI is better than letting him write them.

Yeah, probably. Yeah, yeah, I'm okay with that. I'm kind of fine with that. The most damning evidence, sorry, I know, whatever, I'm in the wheel. The most damning evidence is that he just uses semicolons. Oh, dead giveaway. Yeah. Oh, dead giveaway.

Wait, let's get him down here and look, can we get a quiz on where to put the semicolons? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Shay, go get him. here and yeah, we get a quiz on wet where to put the seven Let's give him a grammar quiz his topics to his going her tits were not see the big comma But I still managed to smash. Let's not say anything about AI. Let's just be like we're giving everyone today Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Yeah Brandon we do I got a semicolon style quiz. Is that what you're over? Yes. Yes. Yes. Love this. We should just be like, yo, we noticed your grammar is like surprisingly good. I guess we were wrong about you. Yeah. What do your March Madness brackets and your home appliances systems have in common? They both tend to

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Not over me. West Virginia? West Virginia Pirates. No, no, no, West Virginia versus Mississippi State. We went two and 10 on football last year. But I'm saying like, like the one national championship appearance appearance quarterback hurt. Yeah. Then the next the next best team lose to arch rivals. Yeah to Pitt 13-9. Yeah I

know. Yeah. I mean you're you're up we're up there together. Cool. I think I'm up there with you. Okay. All right we haven't won the SEC since 1941. That's a long time ago. All right hey Smokes. Hey Smokes since 1941. That's a long time ago. All right. Hey smokes We're doing we're doing this with a bunch of people today on the act We were just talking because I blogged yesterday. Mm-hmm. It's like, ah, man, I can't fucking write anymore Like I suck at writing right so we're just seeing like is anyone good at writing gauging the skills. Yeah Well, I I suck at writing. I'm gonna be honest with you no I that's fine I start to we think that's part of the charm of barstool blocks right yeah

I agree Francis actually called me that the other day he's like I love the way you write blogs because it's just authentic and dumb yeah um cuz he yelled at me because my grammar is so bad at writing blogs that like I use like AI to like change my grammar And he's like yo just stop that like leave it messy so all right you're dismissed all right We just were gonna accuse you of using AI to write your blogs What's that tweet like I did all that years Wow What's that tweet like I did all that years of research? Yeah, he just came right out and said it. He said it. Wow. Yeah, we had nothing for it.

Nothing. Just admitted to the whole crime. Okay. Alright. Thanks, Smokes. Investigation complete. Can we see how he describes, like, I just need an example. Huh. Inconceivably. Yeah, I just need an example. Huh. Inconceivably.

Yeah, I got it. He's, I mean, he's mostly, mostly these are like personalized his opinions, but I think some opening paragraphs like that. Oh, that's an end dash. This isn't Disney World semicolon, this is real. Semicolon. Surprise, surprise end dash. I mean go surprise surprise and ash All right, so some of it is not another and that yeah, they're not but it's not all I he doesn't know where to How do you how to find that on the keyboard? He just fixes the ground yeah because look scroll up Since the moment I got here all I've done is win is that right yeah, all I do is win past tense though all I've done is win is that right yeah all I do is win past tense though all I've done

All right, I see I'm back I think I know I could be wrong. No you're right. I don't know you're just being nice They're not honest to God. I'm not very good at grammar. I am stupid Yeah, I just start and stop sentences whenever when I write to feel thing. It's like I don't know but I Did I did that a few times. Capitalized random words. That's fine. But no, writing isn't how good you are at grammar. It's how good you are at expression. And there are things that are right that just look wrong every time. Like you're supposed to do if you're listing off three or more things, there has to be a comma after the

second one before the and No one does that. Yeah, a lot of top authors just disregard grammar. Mm-hmm Oh, look at that. Family Guy Jay. That's pretty cool. Wow This really blows his mind do you like that Steve that's awesome what would this be a cutaway Peter going I Lois I love you more than Steven loves the books hey I didn't just cut Steven me I'm in family that's very cool I sign up for the service oh man what is something you would tell it to was like how do you even use cruise control? You never use cruise control Never Oh fuck I hate us Wait was this a clip we put out?

We even put it out You take your foot off the gas Fuck it, I like to speed up, slow down This show's fucked I said the same shit Oh no Five hour trip That's what you're saying

Just put it on 78 and just did I flip side You did I did, I flipped sides and then you I flipped sides. Something happened. Cruise control. Cruise it. Give your leg a rest. That feels dangerous. Give your leg a rest.

This is bad. I hate us so much. Damn it. I'm trying to make myself go out and do stuff. So I have to do things. Right on schedule. All right, I'm going to set a reminder for next March. That's cruise control day.

Cruise control. It did say, the tweet said, stream cut out at some point, though. So we might have had that talk without it going out live. That's really funny, though. Fuck. That makes me laugh. Yeah. That's the charm of the show.

You miss an episode, we'll probably do it again. Circle back. Don't worry about it. Oh man. We suck. What can you do? Yeah, what can you do? Brandon, see, that was your growth as a person.

Yeah. You were on our side? I think I flipped to the side. What the fuck? I think, hey, just whatever mood I'm in that day. I think whoever makes the first point, I just go with them. Yeah, it's easier. All right, well, let's spin the wheel,

see you in your suit tomorrow, KB. It's kind of natural. We're all suited Wednesday. Wednesday will be suit day. Yeah, you want to go to the suit store with me tomorrow? Maybe, yeah. Yeah, probably. I got a spot.

You got a spot? Expensive. Oh, yeah, OK. That probably. I got a spot. You got a spot? Mm-hmm. Not expensive. Oh yeah, okay. That's why I'm bringing you. It's not expensive, I'm not going. Uh-huh. All right. Get a cool liner. I love when... Kate, I want a pantsuit. A pantsuit? Yeah. I have pantsuit. All right. It's not a challenge. No, you're worried.. I have a pantsuit. All right, spend that motherfucker. Can't wait till next year. Still doing Prisoner of Pen Pal or did that? Yeah, I can't wait till next year when we find out about chat GBT for the first time.

It's gonna be awesome. We accuse smokes of AI. That was so funny, he's just like, yeah, use AI. He was self-conscious about his grammar being bad when he's blogging about shit pumping Maryland. Tate's sending me examples. They are funny. Oh, yeah.

I wouldn't mind. What's Euro Club? That's that club full of piss behind you. Yeah, you see that? Oh, don't worry about it. Look over to your left. Yeah, that big black club. That thing right there, that's full of my piss.

OK. Wait, is that still full of your piss? Yeah. Jacob did spill a little bit on his hands. How? He was trying to put the new hats up. He was drinking it. Oh, the new hats are up.

Oh, the new hats! The Moises Outlaw. You noticed. I didn't... Are they up? It's the same. It looks exactly the same. He might have not been able to find thumb tacks.

Where's the New Orleans one? It's down there in Louisiana. Oh, yeah, there it is. I see purple hats everywhere now, by the way. It's like when you see a car. Yeah. I don't know what I was saying there. You know?

What's cruise control? Cruise control, yeah. No, I don't use cruise control. Working at Parsfield, are you on a Zephyr? Are you getting fed? Is it even worth working here? control. Working at Parsfield. Are you on a Zemp? Are you getting fed? Is even worth working here? Well acquainted. There's nothing more. I'll take a look at a handful that that yet. Yeah, in this blog, I'll take a handful of employees before and after

photos to see how the job is treated them. Have they gotten fatter? But oh man, Oh, perhaps a mix of or perhaps a mix of both. It's important. Yeah, but we haven't caught him. He just he just hold on. Well, maybe because no eyes have ever seen this before. That's uh yeah, that's that's Smoke. Alright. Alright. We'll see everyone tomorrow It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Yes, I'm a dark shopper

Do a Yankee swap, it's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! I hope everybody had a good weekend. See you tomorrow. Love you guys. Bye. Bye. Bye.