The Yak - Cheah Drops His Hit Single for Our 1000th YouTube Episode | The Yak 4-15-25

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

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Pancake, marmalade, pecan pie and lemonade. Hershey Kiss, butterscotch, sweetest fish fish take it up with notch Oh, yeah. Show That was awesome Oh Yak 1000 row back calm promo code yak 20% off your first purchase qzips polos hoodies joggers shorts Yak promo code yak row back calm holy shit. Yeah, beautiful Chated that Che did that. You did that Che? No. Shut out Nerdy Gallo. Nerdy Gallo. We know you guys.

Oh I thought that was a video. Nerdy Gallo. Che you sure? That looked like something you would do. Did I do that? No I didn't. Hello everyone. Yak 1000.

What a walk down memory lane. That was crazy. Can we give Nerdy Gallo a little bit more flowers here? Yeah right there. That was fucking awesome. That was great. Can we give Nerdy Gallo a little bit more flowers here? Yeah, right there. That was fucking awesome. That was so good. He does every special intro and they're all great. It was actually like too good that it was, I don't even want to do, I just want to watch

that over and over. That should have been an outro. Yeah. We'll play it as the outro. Yeah. Hey everyone. What's up? So we just left the Wet Wheel today.

That was stupid. Oh, I forgot. I didn't bring clothes. God damn it. I swear to God. Hey everyone, what's up, so we just left the wet wheel to today that was Realized it as I was walking in today. I was like oh, yeah, that was a classic. Oh, we'll do it tomorrow Yeah, we'll deal with it later Here I have such a long day I blow dried my whole head this morning I like did my hair, took an hour You blow dried your whole head? I just know it's gonna You often blow dry half your head? I usually just wash my bangs and fluff them out

Okay This is a big day Alright let's, cause it's early in the show This should work This should work This should work This should work Oh look should work. This should work. Oh, look at Tate eating again.

Dude, he never stops. I'm not eating food. Jesus, dude. It never quits. Bro, just always be eating. Ohio's a... Turn down the food. He's turned it down. I was a take turn down the food You the food bro, okay got him on the

Road just can't stop eating trying to enjoy Yeah high volume of food of food To burgers yes Fucking fries to burger t non-diet Pepsi sweats from head to toe Pepsi is so true. He's just going pepsi diesel On a Tuesday afternoon On the end you know he was barely that up in the am Oh Man well noon time for two burgers

I'm gonna get your fingers You know make sure you get your diesel follow you with the cameras man oh Someone did drop off a bunch of chicken. Did you see it Brandon? No? Yeah? Chicken is getting popular as a kid I had popular It's crazy that in the morning. He already knew one burger wasn't gonna be enough. Yeah It's covered in butter and babe I'm headed to work. I have my burger, but have you seen my second? All right, I have my first burger fries. Where are my burger fries? Pepsi, what am I missing?

He's looking at his backpack, padding his pockets. Where the fuck is my second burger? Don't fucking talk to me until I had my second burger. And then his girlfriend's like, hey, honey, did you look under your first? Came in here with actual tears in her eyes and a plate of chicken and said you guys have to eat this It's the hottest food. I've ever seen. Oh, no. Thanks. No. That is in the kitchen crying over others. They were laughing no Thanks. Yeah, it was there was a There's trays. It was like mild medium hot and then it said Reaper and I was like, okay

That's not what I'm gonna do. No good Reaper mean Yeah Reaper could do anything. Yeah That's not what I'm gonna do. No good Reaper mean Yeah Reaper could do anything. Yeah. Oh Man, um, all right We gotta get max in here. Yeah, let's cut to tape. Let's just let's see what take take come here We can get him on the yeah Take Ready go, where is he go is he gonna get another

Take come in here. Oh, there's katik Where'd he go? Cady turned the yak off was a nap time tell max come in here Get max in here Should we open these cards first? I don't know. Whatever. I mean, it was a big day.

We got spaghetti. Yeah. Look what you maybe do. Spaghetti is going to be... That's coming. It'll be the greatest moment in Yakut. Stephen, have you fought through the artistic process or you're in a good headspace? The what process?

What? Max, come here. Artistic? Tell us about this... The chicken. The reaper? The chicken. Did you have chicken? How about this the chicken Reaper? The chicken have chicken how hot is the chicken how hot was it? Said tears in your eyes

It's pretty all right. That's it We saved the wet wheel from yesterday go ahead get out of here Tate that Show does not count get out of here get out of here. No that does not count I'm, I'm not coming back. You can't do yesterday. I wasn't a part of yesterday's show. Okay, get out of here. No, no. Okay. I'm doing it. Yeah, yeah, you are. I wasn't a part of yesterday's show. That is yesterday. How could you do this on? Yeah. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Max, it's new format. Relax Max. Wait, did you already know? Max roll wet? No, we rolled wet yesterday And we said we're scrolling the name today that doesn't count yak 1000 alright Max. You know you know is not just oh

Too far take we got a question for you. Have you ever? Good thing you brought your Pepsi in case Good thing you brought your Pepsi just in. Good thing you brought your Pepsi just in case. Yeah, the Walkman probably got you parched. Have you ever lost your second burger underneath your first burger? To be clear, it's a slider. I wanted to try the slider. It's not two burgers. Okay, that's all we had.

That's a jumbo slider. That's a big slider. That's an XL slider. People eat food. Yeah, some more than others All right, let's do the cards and then we'll do the wheel so the cards that they're so I bought legit I bought an 86 Fleer pack. Yeah, the people at baseball card exchange Shireville, Indiana So BBC II they go to

So bbce they go to Ww.bbce.com they have we were talking about yesterday They have like you could basically get faked out these guys are they authenticate they make sure you get the good packs So I bought a pack they threw in a pack free so we have two packs of 86 fleer My strategy is I'm gonna get a Jordan Uh-huh, that's a good strap and then I'm gonna sell the Jordan and buy more packs to hopefully get to hopefully or Jordans Until I have no money or all the Jordans. Yeah, why didn't anyone else think of that, right? This is what's the whole system? Oh, you might not get a Jordan. No, we're gonna get a Jordan All right, you're gonna get a Jordan. What if he gets another what if you get like a Chamberlain?

Well, no, not Chamberlain. A larger one. Sit down, please. This is it? Yeah, have a seat over there. There's the two packs. Guys. Now he.

Oh my God. Oh, wow. So I met these guys at a card show about a month ago. Early supporters of my Jigglypuff journey. Oh, really? Oh, thanks. Really good guys. Cool, thank you so much.

Appreciate it. Wow. All right, 8.3% chance. 8.3% chance. That's pretty high. That's not bad. Thank you so much appreciate it Wow Eight point three percent chance, that's pretty high Out this pack should we wow is that and these are cracked out of slabs Yeah, these are already verified these were in PSA slabs, correct? These were in PSA slabs They were graded in eight put them on the condition of just the pack yeah, put that mic up. The condition of just the pack. Yeah, put that mic up. So would a collector typically say it's foolish to crack that sealed pack that was an eight?

Some would say that, yeah. Okay. All right. Is there any other value in these? There's a, this is the best, most iconic set. I mean, this has Hall of Famers, Eladjuwan, Barclay, De Jordan, so there's about five, six Hall of Famers in Olajuwon, Barclay, De Jordan. So there's about five, six Hall of Famers in this.

Drexler. Is there gum in these? Is there gum in there? It says 12 cards, one sticker, one stick gum. So Brandon, you can. Brandon, focus on the. If you have the gum. He says Fleers.

Oh, he gave me a packet of gum. I know, but let's focus on the Fleers. Focus on the Fleers, Brandon. Brandon. Stay focused on the Fleers. Big Cat art big cat if you sign off Brandon if you have the gum You can say at any point. I got the next card Hmm how old's the gum well since 86 86 so this is probably your gum. It's not like wine We go it doesn't get better. No it doesn't't get better. Does it get worse? Oh, man You can put this in your mouth for 30 seconds. You're the man. It's already here that brandy. You'll be the man

Would be the fucking man sounds easy All right, big cat. I don't want to pack so else is doing gum. You could do it twice So big cat they have the stickers are there's only 11 stickers. Okay, they're all well-known You know, dr. J's Jbar's and the rookies. Okay So do I just open it? That's it. Maybe wipe your hands off first. I Reaper sauce all over me. He shook hands with Okay, all right, so I'm opening it Okay, all right, so I'm opening it.

I'm just looking, I'm sorry, I'm excited. Oh my God. I see an Alex English at the bottom. Oh my God. All right. If you got the most valuable card you could get, what would that be and how much would it be? If you get a Jordan and it grades a 10, which is very hard because these cards were cut

not correctly and whatever, they just didn't do a lot of QA. Okay. But it would be 150,000. Oh my God. What? Fucking shit. Maybe 200.

What about a Jordan? What if you get screwed and you get like, you see the gum? What if you get your gum attached to a Jordan? Yeah, that's happened. Oh no. It's terrible. All right, here you can have this one.

Will they grade the Jordan with the gum on it? It'd be one to one. Yeah. I don't know if anyone's ever done that. that first card Wayman tisdale. I love him a big musician How many cards in the pack looks like a lot? There's 12. Okay, so not a lot tis. Yeah, I'm just loose in there. Not even I want to like slowly do it Are we got a 76? Oh Brandon it's paper. Oh, it's paper. Oh my god. Imagine if that was the Jordan you had the gum. Yeah. All right, there's a hair on it. Oh, Brandon, it's paper. Oh, it's paper, okay. Oh my God, imagine if that was the Jordan, you had the gum?

Yeah. All right, we got Roy Henson. So far we got a lot of plumbers. 76ers forward, all right. Or Cavsford. Well, he's wearing a Cavs jersey. Should I do it slowly? Yeah, that's fine.

So what if he gets another legendary player other than Jordan Jordan like Kobe Bryant That'd be pretty amazing. They're still valuable. It's not just Jordan's the only this is just eight from 86 though Oh, this is an 86 Kobe Bryant would be very Yeah, Dan that was stupid Supersonics guard Gerald Henderson oh Is that good none of these are good? Yeah, but you're not gonna get every car every car's not gonna be good

Well, I've got zero gonna have one you're gonna have at least one go on and you still have a second pack So who would the number two be behind Jordan for these packs? Kim I mean they're all all those other one Barclay Elijah, and they're all like in the same Yeah, they're all number two guys trailblazers center insane turnaround that you you said you wanted to And we have it the next day We have friends 49 states they're just 86 Flairs, right? They're just 86 Flairs, right?

Time Chris Mullin, okay, there's a Hall of Famer Chris Mullin Okay, is that worth anything? No These carts are not not worth anything Not not Rolando Blackman is there a way of knowing the value like on the fly? Yeah, you can use Johnny Moore there. We have an app for that. We actually do if you Otis bird song plumbers. This is plumber city mark Yeah, city Moncrie. I'm interested in this application. Oh

What Larry bird? Oh? Is that good? He's got an app so wait you scan the picture you scan the dude 86 bird to Raw okay, but I know if you get it graded it goes up Yeah, I deal in raws raw bird Alex. I'm an Ella you you you alright, so save that No, okay, so what's the name of the all right? So we struck out we struck out on the first one Let's try out Larry Bird's great one. I already hate this. Did you get two Alex English cards? No, I got one

I'm putting Chris Mullin hard to the side so far stinks He is gonna get I'm hunting for Jordans, you know, what have you just got 12 Jordan That's why he can't do it. He can't do it. And I told him why he can't do it. No, but he's only gonna... He is gonna get hooked. I'm hunting for Jordans. What if you just got 12 Jordans? I guess I'll just put the gold packers in. That would be... You know what?

I'll just put these inside. I'll just keep... Fucking awesome. You're gonna just keep those, Brandon? No. You can get... Brandon, I need to reinvest those to get some Jordans. You can buy a whole case for 150,000 and that will guarantee you a Jordan.

Yeah, Dan. But I don't want the guaranteed Jordan. That's. I want the gamble Jordan. What are we doing with this guy? Oh God. You don't want the gum? Adrian Dantley at the bottom. It's been nestled next to that card forever. Okay. Mike Mitchell. No. With the gum. Benoit Benjamin these are these are noite plumbers Kevin McHale maybe so oh there we go that's good that's good one of the top ones hold up what's the name of the app Ludd X Ludd X do you want to scan that Barkley all right we got a beer McDaniel yes scan the bark let's scan that bark the X-man Send this off and get it Yeah some protection

You got get some protection for the bird too. Yeah Thorough Bailey Thorough They're all Bailey. The broccoli is a great fucking pull Dan. Great. What a poll. It's not the Jordan. It's not the second best card. Dude, that's, that's a great poll. Okay. That's a thousand bucks. Maybe if it's a nine, that's when it's graded. Yeah. Okay. We're going to a graded. All right, will you grade them for me? Yeah, we can hook the apples on there. All right. Girl Bailey.

Cool. That looks in good shape, too. How rare of a pull would you say that was, Barclay? I think there are, like, the rookies are probably around that eight to nine percent. Okay. John Bagley. You get a graded, if you get it signed by him, it doubles price.

Okay. So we can probably pull that off. Cedric Maxwell. He's stink. You just hit Barkley. This is why you. Danny Ainge. This is why it gets addicting.

Yeah. Because you're going to chase. Unless he gets it now I have one last shot Man Mark Aguire All right, oh my god Yeah, you did good hall this is good and get a Jordan you probably get your money back Brandon Do you want to open up a reinvest you want to open up a?

Yeah, I'll open them up in a minute. I mean I got three how many you got four All right, so what were the only ones Barkley the bird, the bird, and anything else? Mullen, probably. Mullen? We got bird, mullen, barclay. This is why they're so hard to grade. See this card? Yeah. Look how off-center it is.

Oh, yeah. It's not cut well. So this is not cut well. So in 1986, it was probably some dude sitting in a room with a cigarette just like hammering down on this stuff. But yeah, that's why it makes these really difficult. Sitting in a room with a cigarette just like yeah hammering down on this stuff But yeah, that's a that's why it makes these really difficult all right well I'll just have to buy some more of those So is this a slippery slope for you? Oh?

Yeah, yeah, that was fun to watch so over the shoulder. I like And then now what do you do with them? So we will send him off to get graded okay, all All right, and then we'll just whatever they get graded I just want to just reinvest them into more of those. Okay, we'll keep doing that. All right I tell you a little bit about our app. Yeah. Yeah, so you saw it kind of work So we developed AI technology to scan cards sports cards Pokemon magic we're out of River North Chicago company We have about a quarter of a billion cards have been scanned Wow with 2.5 million people have downloaded

Wow, so that's awesome. We're uh, you know, we figured out something that was pretty profound in this in this industry It's about information. So we've been at it for four years. That years that's awesome yeah amazing okay what an honor to come here and do this with you yeah great guys too we'll have you come back I need I need to keep going till I get a Jordan where your drug dealer we can get we can keep yeah product perfect perfect all right well thank you guys thank you boys appreciate it thank you fellas yeah let me know what you can just talk to my ration we'll trade those in for more and then I'll yeah, whatever the different going doing it. See you man Thank you. Thanks so much guys. Appreciate it. See you guys. He's on the wet wheel, right? Oh, he's on

with the cards Don't blame me you dove into this head first you might have two or three extra value, but now I'm in Yeah, but how I'm in yeah But how how would I have done that if the bar is a nine or a ten? It's not gonna grade well though, oh that's the one oh Jordan see look at that Brandon Brandon hasn't touched it. Oh, that's a special one? Or the show, yeah. Okay.

All right, so we're going to get those next time. All that happened was... He came back in here and was like, this is what you wanted. Yeah. State your eyes on a prize. Yeah. Hey, man, just in case you wanted to see what it looked like. Those guys just like...

They're probably like, yeah, you know what? You can go to USC, honey. We found this fucking guy who's only gonna buy it until he gets a Jordan. They have their mark. Oh, shit. I want one. All right, that was that.

It's fun. Yeah. I just wanted to do it right away because we talked about it yesterday. Back to Yak 1000. But if, sanctity of the Yak and the wheel, if Max is on the wheel, that he has to be as well yeah a lot of them on and he has to go holding your card deal oh we need to do

the Whip yeah yeah it can't be us it won't be it's got to be Max Tate is really who it should be. Yeah. Shouldn't it be anybody who's been on the show in the last thousand episodes? Oh! Oh my god, yeah. What a good point. I think it should be. All right, if we have...

Can we just spend some time to think of who it's been? Hmm. Max. Max. And time. Oh, did you guys see Dukes is leaving man, oh, oh Yeah, really yeah broken-hearted man lacrosse lacrosse got him Good for him. Yeah, yeah, but I'm gonna miss the fuck out of him. So funny

He was one of the dumbest we got but in such a sweet way lovingly dumb. Yeah, right Did you give him your send-off of we'll never talk again? No, I actually said if you ever need anything, let me know. Oh, wow. I mean, I won't see him ever again. But I did tell him, I was like, let me know. I assume he's doing maybe PLL, so we'll probably see him again. What did his tweet say?

He got hired here when he was 14? Yeah, I think he meant to say he was reading. So many people think for giving a 14-year-old kid. Wait a minute. Wait, what? Yeah. What a perfect way for him to go out. I think he meant to say he was reading so many people think for given a 14 What a perfect way for him to go What's his videos are This isn't a bit this isn't a joke this was a really tough decision I'd be serious next Wednesday will be my last day at Barstool Sports. Oh I was

presented with an offer and you know it didn't really seek it out but it came to me. Pause it. How do you not say that I couldn't refuse? Right, an offer. You were right there Dukes. Present it with an offer. Once in a lifetime opportunity It's a complete 180 from what I'm doing here. There's no way. But he's going to med school. Yeah. He's got a full ride to med school. Yeah, he's working for Doge.

Yeah, what is he doing? 180. What is he doing? Media or a different kind? It's not sports. I don't think he's talking about, I don't know if he said this, it's not my news to share, but I don't think it's in the sports world. Oh, okay. I just assumed the cross. Oh, it's not lacrosse I Just assumed the cross cuz I thought what does Dukes do right he leaves this speaks in lacrosse Rex's bike be a 180

Oh, wow not sports would be a 180 Maybe it's going to the sports or not sports. It's the only two things Yeah, what else does dukes like? The camera guys were asking like our favorite yak moments in my short time here. I put up that's not her name, isn't it? was unbelievable He's the best was a great episode remember he was talking about K Adams, and he's like her name's not K. Isn't it? Her name's not Kay isn't it yeah? He's the best yeah play his video what's the people never be never be able to guess

Doing lacrosse stuff on the side. Oh He's gonna be a monk. Yeah, right We got to do that ladder show in English professor People will never be able to guess You know didn't really seek it out, but it came to me Seems like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity What I'm doing here, yeah, but this beat oh it's gonna try to make contact His dream job

We say that about barstool. Oh, he's saying about barstool barstoolsool's the dream job. So why leave the dream job for- Yeah, I mean- Because he said he got an opportunity. Alright, so everyone come up with one guess and I'll call Dukes. Ooh. Okay. Dentist. Okay. Dentist. Wait, wait, we'll call them and we're gonna guess. Okay. Alright, does everyone have a guess? Yeah. Yes. Okay. I have a guess yes So sad hey hey you're live on the yak Actually, do you want to zoom in we're gonna we all get one guess to guess what you're gonna do next All right, you I'll send you the zoom TJ will send you a zoom. Okay. All right All right. Well, we all get one guess to guess what you're gonna do next. Okay. All right, I'll send you the Zoom. TJ will send you a Zoom.

Okay, all right, bye. All right, we all got a guess. I got a better guess than that. You do? I'm really trying to think. I'm trying to track down another pack for tomorrow, by the way. 180. No, I think I'm just gonna do a pack a day

until we get it. You can't do a pack a day. Yeah, I think I am. That's the most expensive thing to do. Until we get one. You're just... That high, though, of of being like Michael Jordan. But here, I wanna stop you because this started because I said I wanna buy the Michael Jordan.

You said, well, I wanna just chase one and I want the gamble and I wanna get it. If you go 10 packs without getting it, you're gonna start blaming me. Yeah, I'm already blaming you. And if I go 10 packs, that's far more expensive than just buying. You just got a Barclay, which is definitely pay

for that pack. Yeah, we'll see how much is each pack twenty three hundred dollars Yeah, man, I just Want the Carter do you want the rush I want the rush I want to be able to be like fuck about the card Yeah, I want the moment for us! Because if he gets the card, he's gonna sell it and buy more Jordans! Wait, I thought you were gonna rip it? No, I'm not gonna rip it. No, I'm gonna sell it and then buy more packs so we can just chase that moment again.

What does rip it mean? That's opening the pack. The way Chase said it was, it means ripping it. I thought you were gonna destroy it. No, I would not destroy it. That would be awesome though I would be it would be almost cooler to have a PSA 0 Michael Jordan rookie card instead of a PSA 10 like if you like ripped it and burned it and still got it graded Oh, that's a thing. I think people look at is like yeah, it's a zeroes little novelty

I mean if I hand it to KB. He will rip it. I'll split the bald Dukes yeah, Dukes bra Dukes. Dukes bro. Yeah. Oh no. Prison fucking? Yeah that's part of the reason why I'm leaving. I can't take it anymore. Yeah. I'm gonna keep using that video just so you know. Yeah I hope you do. I mean nothing's really gonna change in my VCU war. I really still wanna watch a game with that guy. He's still dodging it. Just to clarify, you were not hired at 14. Yeah, is that how it came off? Yeah.

Oh, you said that exactly. You said you gave this 14-year-old kid his dream job. Yeah, I meant it more like in the 14-year-old me. Like, that was my dream job at 14, and I got it. So like, I guess I Guess I kinda fucked that up Yeah, I kind of went out with a bang that I came in like I came out I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Came in like he came in. I came out with a bang. Came in like I came out. Seeing it live was amazing. That was so good. Damn it. I'm gonna miss you so much. So, you haven't told anyone what you're doing, right?

Yeah, I I Some someone might have seen it on social media, but I haven't really said it all right We're gonna keep you we're gonna all give one honest guess and if we're any of us are right you have to say yes Okay, okay Che you want to start? Sports medicine slash physical therapist Wrong I could see him being a male therapist. I mean Okay

TJ you know though right yes, all right, so TJ Kate cast Danny Working behind the scenes for a television network Nope, okay Seminary school. Father Diggs. Close, but no. What? Working for Dayton University in some capacity. No. I wish. I want to be the Dayton GM really bad. That would be cool. Mmm. Okay I could see you being executive assistant for like a professional basketball lacrosse some professional sports player. Oh That seems cool Wait, what is your current employer gonna say or your next?

I even think that was possible. Okay, KB. Something with the National Park Services or the Wilderness or the Peace Corps or traveling. Whoa. No, that also seems cool. Okay. Dukes, have you made the wrong decision? You guys are really making me second guess everything. Dukes didn't know there were other jobs besides barstool in the one he's going to. Yeah, wait. What?

I think you're going to rent jet skis and or sell snow cones on a beach in Costa Rica. Ooh. Yep. I might do that now. Okay. That's, that's, that, every job gets cooler. Okay, Kate. Something with like production and PR for a major restaurant group like high-end Restaurants around a city know who was the warmest?

Honestly, nobody's even close what Wow Wow are you working for dad's hedge fund? No, he's a lawyer. Is it something that requires a degree typically? Yes, that would be awesome if you're like yeah, I'm going into my family business, but you don't go to law school We're gonna do what the family does have to do with food in any way No, do you want me to give you a hint sure ask some questions big cat was big cat got a little close. Oh, okay Close but no, okay. What's the attire that you'll be wearing to your daily job? Hmm it's in between How could I describe it? It's like you're almost would be dressing. It's like you'd be dressing for a startup. Is it a startup?

I want Dukes to be, like, convicted of a murder. OK. To see what the cops would do to him. You dress exactly, exactly how you would at a startup. Right. OK. Oh, is it an app? Yes.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Is it a sports-related app? No. Money? Finance? Yes. Oh. Oh Is it a sports related app no money finance yes, oh a finance app Wow okay, is that it yeah, I'm working for I'm working for an investing app called public and like helping out their podcasts. Oh

Well Congrats Diggs. Yeah. Yeah, I'm excited for it. It's definitely like a 180. Didn't really expect to get the offer or. Working for. Yeah, you're going to work on podcasts for an app and that's the one. It couldn't be any more different. That's like a that's like a half degree. That's an acute angle.

That's a cue. But you understand my man pulled a 45 doing a complete 45 he just turned his head like you realize it like to apply for this job and then to hire you they probably looked at your resume and they're like, you've done similar 180 would be I think going from sports like me no no to finance media no, okay Nobody will ever guess You guys didn't guess dude like maybe like adventurer or explorer. I would be like yeah 180 yeah parking

Parking attendant I thought you guys were gonna guess like lacrosse like going to like the PLL or something yeah, I thought you were going pro Yeah, I thought I was too, but that was like when I was 14 Yeah, in between going pro on the crossword working You're already working at bars. Yeah, he had a lot of dreams of for kid dad. I can't play lacrosse I'm already I'm already interning apart Damn, dude, I'm sad. Yeah, no, are you going to be staying in New York City? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the office is in New York So I'll be down there. It wasn't an easy decision. They actually stopped making it. Are you gonna be wearing a vest? I Don't think that a guy like me can wear a vest. I'll just get mugged What you'll get mugged in a vest? Yeah. Yeah like wearing the subway in a vest wearing the subway

Dukes are you gonna be working with smart people? Big cat I do again. I do not know how I tricked them, okay Yeah, all right Dukes we'll it was on Monday Had a pay cut You're never going anywhere Yeah, we watch the yak and Complete 180 complete 180. Yeah, I'm working with podcasts. We'll be on a podcast. By the way, Brandon just went to get the chicken. Did he go get chicken?

Yeah, that was smart. Can we watch that clip of him saying that again, TJ? Of him saying the c- What'd he say? I came out- Came in the same way I came in. Same way I came in. Busted in.

Oh my god. Sad though. Same way I came in. Busted in. Oh my god. Sad though. I'm laughing through the pain. Yeah, I know. He texted me yesterday. I was like, damn dude. Because it wasn't even It wasn't like when Malasek was thinking about leaving. It wasn't like I'm thinking about this. Can you hop on a call? He was like, I'm leaving. Wanted to let you know. I was like, shit. I see Malasek the same amount I do when he was here.

That's true. And hate him just as much. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Man, dudes. By the way, Steven Singer, do you call your mom every day? Or just on special occasions?

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from Steven Singer Jewelers in Philly or online at IHateStevenSinger.com. How's the chicken band? It was all right, it was just all right. Yeah, it was too spicy. Yeah, we're not supposed my text Also you guys gotta get wet oh fuck you're right You could you might have get wet to TJ Us guys gotta get wet. They've been spamming in the chat non-stop for 30 minutes Okay, all right. Let's do it Let's do it Let's do it want to show chase video first

Yeah, wet someone's gotta get I can't believe did anyone bring a change of clothes. No nope. I mean I keep one in my car Yeah, or nine in my car. Yeah, I was so stupid of us Suit on Yeah, or nine in my car. Yeah, I was so stupid of us Those suit on Did your hair Kate that's what what's going to be me so you guys don't have anything but like it's always it's always you're Do not know I think we can all agree that if the wheel wants to look after us on yak 1000. He should be tate. Oh Yeah If the wheel wants to look after us on yak 1000, he should be tate. Oh Yeah He's probably sweaty as fuck. Anyway, yeah. Yeah, I mean imagine if he goes up and has to walk up the flight of stairs He's gonna have to have at least two more burgers. Yeah at least he's burning off a lot of energy

For the feet that he I know I say this a lot will never accomplish. Yeah, what's he doing? Also, it's kind of it's kind of impressive I don't know if it's kind of impressive. I don't know if it's impressive, but he has a stream tonight that starts at what, seven o'clock, all night, and he still is dedicated enough to get here in time for free lunch.

I know, wow. We need more of that. So he's doing, they're doing a bowling stream, White Sox, Dave and Chief and Tate. Starts at seven. I think the bowling alley does end at one, or closes at one. So we'll end at one They're doing a trying to get a perfect game

Scramble, which is a fun idea So all three of them are gonna bowl and they have to one of them has to get a strike to keep going Mmm, it's 12 strikes. Is that right? 50 at 12 in a row strikes between all of them well Is that right? 12 in a row. 12 in a row? So you have to get 12 in a row of strikes between all of them. Well, yeah, but like they can go, like, one of them get a strike, then the next time one of them can get a strike. Like they have three shots on each frame. Oh, okay. Oh, I see. So it's kind of cool.

It is, but none of them are bowlers. No. They do have the luxury though of like, if you don't get it, to restart, so you're not wasting. Got it. I think I'll be watching get to Six I'll just say seven yeah right around there what chaise giving me a message Okay a message Okay, yeah, I think there are three people in this office who could do it I just don't know how good of the bowlers those three are but I imagine if we as an office took our three best bowlers Yeah, you'd be in my room. I don't know you would right? Oh, we did the bowling thing, right? Yeah

I remember I made it to the final. Yeah competing all against women That's how it was random no no but I I'm a like a 160 ish bowler I don't think I could get like if you asked me to get a strike at one every three times I don't think I could do it yeah I don't know good do you I don't know what like it would take a lot of trials we have to have some like production guys that feels like something one of the production dog like dogs just Apparently that says rolled a 300 there Have to have a guy like you somewhere

Yeah, he's happy belated birthday to Mikey bet Santé's probably randomly very that Mikey Bet's right there. Yes, he didn't He didn't what did he not do it who didn't you got a 300 Mikey he looks confused and upset yeah Congrats, I he was confused because we weren't yelling at him and cussing at him. Yeah, wait. They're treating me like a you fuck Did you see the Frank email to bets on his birthday no Frank was like happy birthday. I need this by Monday All right spend a motherfucker. Yeah, let's do it come on people are gonna get mad I don't have a long show, and I don't want to ruin

People are gonna get mad. I don't want a long show and I don't want to ruin The song I don't I think love like guys left. Okay. Okay. Yeah, so get him off Actually don't want it to be max he's gonna make a big stink about it that doesn't sound like him Yeah, but the stink will be funny big st true all right Dukes Dukes bro what is that from that's the VC you got a grown-ass man we're breaking news separate Dukes back Immediately fired Dukes bro. This was the prison fucking he said that to a 14 year old You fuck now classic clicky you fuck whatever me never me Short of me twice now. It's going to be me. Dave, just sweet about Dukes. Oh, what'd he say? I don't want to hear one person say that if healthy debate didn't tank, Dukes would still be here.

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Who's just got off Jay me oh shit Titus. Oh buddy. Let's go way to go finally feel good for you one win for me It's always you know. It's always me. I like these new thousand episodes. Maybe, maybe the next time I make an announcement, if it's me, I'm getting super wet. Oh, I'm gonna 1000. Yeah, 1000. Super wet. That's gonna be me too. There goes Max. Max. We lost Tate. Take my shoes off. I don't want it to be Za. Za, is Za even there? Za's there. Oh Za, welcome back. Za's down 40. He's fine. I know but I feel bad like cuz it's not... Come the fuck on. Oh that's a... I would have fucking gotten so wet.

Damn it. I have makeup on today. I really forgot about this completely. Do you have makeup on? I know, you can't tell. This is a bummer. Brand new. You also would have gotten wet. I was gonna get soaked. The two of us, we would have been wet as fuck.

You know how wet we were gonna get? I know where this is going. I mean, if the wheel's doing full circle. Oh. It's going, maybe going to be the most just because when Luke came around asking for our favorite moments, I mean you getting wet 10 times that day.

Yeah, that was the one I said. I would have done it. You said that. Oh, it's the booth comes down to the booth. Booth boys. Down to the guys who are not on camera. Yeah, I know. So it's gonna be super funny.

Zah's up one nothing. TJ, you've never gotten wet, right? I don't think he has. And I think the first time we did the wet wheels, we did it backwards, everybody had to get wet except one. And Zah was our first dry. Zah was driest in the office. Yeah.

That's right. Original driest in the office. Yeah. That's right. TJ have you pissed for us? I haven't and that's like the number one thing that my parents are extremely concerned about how. That? That was the first thing. Just a little pee pee? The first barstool thing I ever showed my parents was Big Cat pissing his pants. Oh.

And they were like I don't know what this is but I don't like it. I like that stuff. That's that I'll say it. You're a toilet fan. Major loser move by Tim. That's my mom. I don't like it. I don't like that stuff. That's that. I'll say it. You're a toilet. Major loser move by Tim. That's my mom. I don't like that. Oh. Three. Oh no.

TJ. This won't happen. He's on piss watch. There's gonna be tripping. He's on piss. TJ's on piss watch. Tim Hitchings would definitely piss on camera if we had. Oh shit. Oh Shit All right TJ See you pal. Oh, he was one away from piss yeah, oh

What about big piss so good?, that would have been good. So good CJ's never pissed, huh? Never pissed never will. Never pissed. Unbelievable That would have been something. It's always awkward when it's the producer that gets wet. Yeah. Yeah, because that's just we're sitting here and Not doing it. Yeah. Can I say something Brandon? I have something on my throat. No what? It's an awesome shirt. I don't care what you think I need more cards You got a Barclay and you're acting like you're the worst possible You got an entire box Those don't do it for me now. I need more cars

So you got Barkley and bird aren't those like the two of the best I want the Jordan I was burdened to get a Jordan soon. Oh Tens of thousands. I don't think it was a bird rookie. It was a Barkley rookie. That's why but it's not an MJ rookie It's an MJ rookie. It's the first MJ that they had like he wasn't it wasn't his rookie year But his rookie Card card think so Yo, all right Whatever like

1986 Michael Jordan rookie get out of here. Come on. Come on now. Yeah, I need a 85 Yeah Come on now. Yeah, oh I need a 85 What if you're looking at the wrong year Has anyone get gotten really good at counterfeiting them? Yeah, I bet you a lot of them are fake especially those ones Maybe that's what I need you can buy a reprint for like 20 bucks. What's a reprint? It's not the original but they just like made a copy of it and the back is different Yeah, just the front is exactly. Let's take a picture. Why don't you just take a picture the printed out? I already texted my rash. I was like get me more. Yeah. Yeah Just for the moment if you if you do get it, what are you gonna do with it?

You think I'm gonna put it in my butt Yeah, is that what you're saying? If you did. I wasn't going to, but now I might have to put it in my butt. How do you get rich off an app? Because they already have 2.5 million users. Ads and products, maybe if it's just like a subscription. I think someone else richer buys it.

That's what it takes. They end up hiring Dukes. H higher dudes higher dudes to run your your media that's how you get rich a Complete 180 Podcasting and an app No one should like he When he went through the application process He was like, I hope they do this. I've never done anything like it. He was he was hired because he was doing the same job

That's how new jobs were Probably has the same title. Yeah. He's probably a producer of a podcast We 180 you'll never guess oh Man Dukes Dukes, bro We don't have TJ to pull up. I Want to see that want to see the bag. Well, what did he say at the end? something What did you say at the end? He basically was like

These guys never should have hired me. I'm a moron and they're gonna regret it We came out like another verbal fuck-up. I think the vest on the subway. Oh, yeah, I Can't wear a vest in the financial district of New York City Are you crazy? And he is the most vest guy Oh Face was born for a vest well. He said where's subway? Where a subway is that he's putting like a spicy Italian? bacon red

Jay You ready? Do you think you've done more YouTube yaks or have eaten more green beans? Oh? great question So I used to really like Beef and string beans from a Chinese restaurant growing up Thousand yeah, you've probably green beans. I would think how many green beans do you have in one sitting? I would think how many green beans do you have in one sitting? 30 30

Way more or more than 30 30 beans if it was if it was that we're talking about string beans, right? There's a bigger. Yeah. Yeah, that's like 30 is crazy 20 kind of thing I thought it was no it was it was like eight almost the whole dish so I mean back then Wow 80 Wow So have you done it? 15 times certainly then yes. Yeah Wow yeah, that was gonna be closer. That's a lot who's been on the most episodes big cat But Kyle has the Iron Man Street So when no it might be Kyle

Because you've you've been you were on the show for the start of the YouTube show right? Yeah, cuz you were on the end of the radio. Yeah, we all know He's so So so really wet that's incredibly wet. Oh My god, I don't know Sure, yeah Okay, he's pretty wet all right. That's the last we'll see him Wait so Nick you were on the end of the radio as well

I was Caleb substitute and then as soon as I became like whenever Caleb was out he moved. We need to get that like the chart where they do for bands. Yeah like at the bottom of Wikipedia. Yeah, cause it's Chay and I for the whole thing. Kyle was next. Kyle was next. So yeah, Kyle probably has done the most YouTube shows

cause he, i know that You, were the iron man for a very long time The nick would have to be right behind me it's probably me and nick behind you As it remember brannon took a whole year off Chase probably up there, oh definitely, oh no chase. Chay takes a lot of vacations. Wait, TJ, did you start when we did the YouTubes, or was it still? No. Oh no.

We started February 2021, February 3rd, 2021, I think. I started officially after Tommy Walker Day in October. He did the thing. That's my birthday. Yeah. Oh, you did the point? He did the, me? So yeah, the beginning of the YouTube show

was so horrible because it was Stephen Che cutting the cameras So it would just be one the text that you sent if you want to play a clip. I need a 24 So like you would text us like dinnertime and you'd be like you guys want to watch tomorrow Dude, I don't know that is what he did. There just be someone talking for like five minutes, the camera not on them. They would stop talking then the camera would switch. I thought the show was fucked. In my defense when ABP spec'd it out the job was live Twitter and cutting cameras. So if something happened, I would have to you know try to get it out yeah once I saw TJ doing that and like being very good at it I told Pete I was

like we need to have another person in here I was doing it for Pick Central right before yeah just sit in the room and watch the act cuz I love the act so much and then eventually I was just like if when he went to cut a clip I would jump in on the sticks for him and then Tommy Walker day was like planned to be a big thing and I was like I think maybe I should just do that Yeah, and it was that's when we were off and running there. We go. Well Tommy Walker day was your breakthrough I Don't know that was my I had done a bunch of shows before that but that was like From Tommy Walker day was when I was on on in the booth every day Tom original Tommy Walker day remind me

That was the clown that wanted to fuck Nick no Kyle Kyle no And yes, and then she found him a couple Yeah, we had a clown There's so many funny memories, what's the I think you spent a lot of time focusing on the best memories. What is the worst idea? No I think you spent a lot of time focusing on the best memories. What is the worst idea? No, ever had What's the one that was up there? Scratch-off week newspaper week But scratch-off week was father's day

Scratch-off week was still one was over kovat and we would have to like call in Yeah, and say what we got and I remember Caleb was very obviously lying. Yeah, just like yep got nothing. All right next. During COVID we would I would just go to Rowan's apartment. It would just be the two of us and we would do an hour of yakking and then an hour of watching Jerry Springer. It wasn't a YouTube show. It was a radio show still. So we would just be watching Jerry Springer and live commentating. We watched some movies too.

Yeah, we did. It's hard to know though, because I think the, it's hard to know whether an idea is gonna be good, because I think the one where you're, I don't know if I remember right, when you were chewing something, you had to guess it was candy?

Oh, that was a classic. That should be a horrendous idea. Yeah. And when you say it out loud, you're like, that's a bad idea. That was radio. And you do it, and you're like, this is actually awesome. Yeah, that was radio, so it helped that people couldn't see the candy

Because that yeah, they would call in that was incredible. Yeah, that was that's a bad idea Stephen Che. What was the candy but? reason That's the joy of this show. You're not really sure if it's a good idea. Yeah, I don't know until it's Yelled at yeah, she brought in a stripper and then the stripper basically extorted her You you paid her for the appearance right yeah, and then you also bought her a couch She felt bad after on the show. I said like an idiot. I was like if I win this it's all going to you Haha, and then afterwards she sent me the clip. It was like remember your word. I was like oh, yeah Shout out she was a delight

No, I ended up walking away from that with like 500 bucks my own money Yeah, I got I'm an idiot. Sass loved that though. He did he really liked that What'd you guys say for your top moment besides Kyle getting what I said obviously Joe Montana Oh, did everybody say? What said the shine on I like when Zod tasted the candies drunkenly oh, yeah I also like when I got on the VR roller coaster. We put a bug on him So mean he already hates roller coasters then we added a bug I mean one of the best days was recent was discovering the tunnel yeah that was

yeah that was yeah the tunnel was incredible all the case races my favorite is not Bucky Cox I watched that monthly oh yeah I said my favorite was Rowan st. John Madden. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That just it doesn't make sense. And in fact, like that was that was hitting MJ. Yeah. You know, getting harder. Yeah, harder. Yeah. So if you were to do that. Yeah, you did. It's like if you open MJ and pack one, you're like, oh, this is awesome. Yeah. Do this all the time. Yeah.

Yeah. Imagine doing that, like a physical stack of cards and us trying to guess who the next like it's impossible that was Statistically crazy yeah, yeah, so you guys thought what specific time you're talking about Kyle getting wet I know it was years ago, but it was the first wet wheels Kyle. We spun it and Kyle got wet like Seven or eight times in a row and he would just be He had the longest shirt on and he just got progressively more and more wet and his walk got daintier But it is his hair when he walked out of it was The shower was behind the steps. You could only see the top of his head. Is that also a toaster three day?

No that what this burger this was a draft. Okay, and this was greedy wheel By the way if KB comes up again, yeah goes right back What a rule! Greedy! Greedy! Alright, spin again. By the way, if KB comes up again, he's re-wet. Yeah, goes right back in. He's going. Oh God! The way he just would run and get up and run. No way, dude.

Alright, well he's gotta get re-wet. He's not gonna believe it. KB, you gotta re-wet. Somebody ran the odds of this happening and it was... He's gonna get re-wet. Somebody ran the odds of this happening and it was... He's getting re-wet. We spun it again and it came up again.

He's back. He kept on getting along. No way. No way. Fucking Casey. This little walk. Laughing so hard. Can you show his chair right now? Jesus Christ. So what? Oh

And then you had to eat that octopus head same day Wow Oh my god. Oh my god. What? What? Are you sure this is on the rollercoaster? I have tears in my eyes. I thought a lot of you would say mincey grilled cheese. Oh my god. Easily Bennett.

I mean there's some, there's some, yeah. Yeah, the first mincey Clemmer day. Oh yeah, there's like four moments from that day. The bobbing for apples. Yeah. There's so many. The following, the knocking the camera over right here. Just from the outside looking in, I was like, there's no way.

I don't know either of these men too well. There's no way that they won't know how to make. Let them know what a grilled cheese is. Yeah. And for that to unfold, Clemmer cutting cutting his nail or his finger right before mincy What he did yeah, that's really underrated. It's that or the Kyle wet for the hardest of ever laughed on yeah, Rick in the His pose trying oh fuck yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, the original fart wheel too was

We should we're due to bring fart wheel back Never experienced it on you've never bring fart wheel back. Never experienced it. You've never done fart wheel, Danny? Oh, so it's been a while. Remember that Yak or Shannon, because I think it was Ronan, it was like, I wonder what note we all fart in, and she went back through the fart eliminator.

Remember, she got her piano out, and she was like, you fart in F sharp, you fart in whatever. Like, broke it down. I don't think anyone else will have this on their board unbiased opinion, but Steven Steven's whole interaction with a tarantula was very funny. Oh, yeah Fake tarantula you pinching it might have been even fun. Yes. He was so so worried about his dick for some reason. Oh

every data day you The data day that was the first one in Chicago, and he fucked up this yeah, I remember that yeah Oh mouse discovery mouse yeah Throwing them in the that's right in the money. That was like Bring that back you were eight months pregnant. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Did you go in? Yeah, I think so. I just thought of an idea. She was stepping on mousetraps and...

Oh, what about the fart, the stinky cloud we did in New York, and everybody was so mad at us. It was so gross. Hit reeked. I just thought of an idea. What about the money thing, and I get a pallet of the packs?

And they go in there. They're gonna ruin the cards. You gotta grab a Jordan they go in there. You gotta grab a Jordan. You gotta grab a Jordan. Grab a Jordan. Yeah, everyone knows that game. Grab a Jordan. Yeah, you get to keep what you grab. Yeah, what you grab.

All the cards. Yeah, if you want a Jordan, just grab it. Yeah, you got one there. He's drunk in this, too. Yes. Very drunk. There we go. He's drunk in this too. Yes. Very drunk. There we go.

He hates, hates. There you go. I'm literally doing this right now. Right next to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next to those two. There you go. Just line it up with those two.

This was Jenga while doing a VR roller coaster. Yeah. There's the bug. I never skip a hug. Really mean. Oh, yo! Yo, this thing is going up big. Za, I'm so sorry, man. Za, look forward! Look forward, Za! Look forward! I can't. You have to look forward.

My eyes. I'm gonna close my eyes. My eyes are closed. Yo, open your eyes. are closed. Oh Open them up He doesn't even know what one of those like lantern flies yeah, yeah, so put your hand get it get the bottom So go for the bottom Go for the bottom of the tower Bug is out saw this is a rune screen. Yeah Move left eyes are closed. I'm not gonna lie to you guys Oh Oh, no! Oh, fuck. You put your hand up. Oh, fuck. That's not funny.

That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's so funny.

And the Joe Montana. I might have been the same. No, I don't think I was the same episode. I don't know. That was a different world. Toe surgery again was when the security guy grabbed the grey goose. Sass's reaction to that. That's what I said was my favorite episode.

I think that was like so early on and that was like the first time we didn't have a show planned and then it became Like an all-time classic Sneaky one remember when the Zostel Brandon's french fries when he turned around that was one of my favorite moments Yeah, remember I'd get my chick away at the the table every day. Yeah, and I Y'all kept stealing my french fries because I was out there talking to somebody and I don't remember who it was Good hijinks great. How did you guys describe the yak in Luke's thing? What was it was the

Questions were all terrible questions. It was something like describe the yak and I basically I didn't get that one Yeah, I said I said it's essentially The greatest thing to never grow up and and it's like sitting it like seventh grade cafeteria with your best friends. Yeah The question is essentially what this show. Yes questions. We got were how is the yak evolved? Oh, yeah, I think it's devolved where how has the Yak evolved? Oh yeah. I think it's devolved. Oh, it's completely devolved. What does Yak mean to you?

Yeah, because we weren't a torture show to start. No, it took a while. We slowly got into torture. Yeah. There were some, like, I remember when you got that guy to spray you for $100. Yeah, because I had to get- Like, in the flower district of New York.

We had to get wet. The prompt was that someone had to get wet the the prop was that so someone had to get wet but they couldn't use anything in the office yes so I just went down the street and got someone to spray me with a hose he was so good this is one of the best episodes the same day you did juices while yes yes I think somebody I think chapeed his pants to the 40 degrees out to pay this guy under bucks right off season six was like where all the early classics were and then season seven like sucked hard so we were like let's just do a two-week season save it with this episode and then move on to season 8. Yeah, that's right

Yeah, keep you just juices wild yeah, I Can't believe we have what what look what you made me do spaghetti. We still have Also, we I we have a video right TJ Yeah, you want that? Yeah? Yeah. Somebody made it? This is a very special YAC 1000 video. Oh, wow. Hey, guys, it's Governor Patrick Morris, the President of West Virginia.

Hope you're well. I wanted to come to you today and congratulate you for the thousandth episode of the YAC. It's a miracle you've lasted this long. I think I'm probably the first governor to ever come on the YAC and after today, probably will be the last. I do hope you guys come out to Morgantown,

backyard brawl, September 13th. It's gonna be a lot of fun. Take care guys. Oh, I love it. There it is. I fucking love this guy. We are the official show of West Virginia. I think we are. We got to take the show on the road. Yeah.

Was he in 1920? Yeah, where was he? There's a covered wagon in the back. I did think at some point it was going to be like, I'm standing here outside of the... The majority of the state is just colonial America. Yeah. He's in war-torn Europe.

He's in a painting. torn Europe Europe 1945 Brownest place on earth yeah, this would be good nice suburb Wow, oh, so that's clip was fucked up. Oh Okay, that's a little nice Alright, West Virginia. Hope you're well. I wanted to come to you today. Still wearing, he's just on the side of the interstate?

Yeah. This is great. Episode of the Yak. It's a miracle you've lasted this long. Appreciate him doing this a lot. I think I'm probably the first governor. Yeah, he does. I fucking hate him.

Because we asked him this morning, he had a busy schedule, so I was like, can you make a video? No problem. We gotta get him to do a stunt. We gotta, we gotta, when is he, when is he up for reelection? We gotta get out on the campaign trail for him. Yeah, I will gladly do that.

Yeah. He will do a live Yak while he's doing a speech? Yeah. Yeah, and I think I agree with his politics. I don't know, I don't really care. I don't know whose politics are. You know what he passes the test of? He likes us, so I like him.

Right, that's my vote. He could be the worst politician ever. That's my vote. He's gonna dominate the Chicago vote for the governor of West Virginia. Yeah. We're all gonna do our part. Yeah, let's not look into his politics.

I'd rather just be a friend of his Brandon's going back to your brand see you Brando. See you Brandon and what's the best? Che memory because he has some yeah all-of-famers some of my favorites probably today when he drops this Yeah, how's it happen? Yeah? I think the shade of top memory hasn't happened. That's the magic or e The poop story of the turd coming out of it was so absurd we weren't even like ready for it to appreciate it It was from old lobster It's from discount lobster, so it's believable There's so many it's all just like he's like Ben Nana Yeah, who was it that hit on your wife?

Justin lost along that's right. I think maybe the minivan getting repossessed The flood is one of those ones Steven still doesn't think it's funny, but we're like We haven't had a hundred year flood in a hundred years got a great deal One month later The one story I think about a lot that chase said where I finally like got what you guys meant He was telling a story about how he accidentally took a first date to a gay bar And you would think that's the craziest part, but then he says guys were flopping their dicks out. Yeah, we're like Oh, what do you what do you mean by that?

He was like well. It wasn't their whole dick. So we're like oh, just like the tip They were flopping the middle We go what does that mean started getting mad I mean Brandon kind of already brought it up with a che point when O's said yeah, yeah What did you think auto pay was? He thought it was auto. It was automobile pay, but he thought it was auto pay yeah, then he got repossessed His mom mustering the window sills oh yeah Yeah, wait there we go who did Kyle call that day of repossession day to act like? Oh. We left a kid in the car or something? Yeah. We had Kyle call. Yeah. There also was uh what was his name uh Sinatra. Joe Sinatra. Joe Sinatra. That was your car. Yeah. New Jersey Cadillac. Yeah. we were we were we were putting the screws to him

KB called my high school and was like she will be giving the commencement You are a fearless prank caller it yeah Kind of stopped oh What was that? I found the the Zoss it we did a whole episode of stealing Brandon's lunch Of course we did here we go look he's gonna get him he's gonna get him Oh, that was perfect. See how Sass is celebrating a thousand episodes? How? He's live on Twitch. Oh, sick. What a fucking team player. Yeah, he's going every day noon to two.

Well, he's got the best life of all time. Like, I think sometimes I'll be like man the foreplay guys like if you could pick anyone they just go to awesome locations But it's not just he just plays video games. It does a podcast does what he wants He does what he wants to do everybody fucking loves him and he doesn't like anybody back and it makes people love him more. Yeah Dave literally was like hey, I'll offer you double the money to do more work, and he's like nah Do more what now yeah, it's like no. I'm good with what I got Man

Man should we I think yeah the time are we are we close We gotta be in range. Well, world premiere. We're getting real close. Any nerves, Steve? Did you watch it? I watched like ten seconds of it. I hate the sound of my voice. Oh, no. That's not good for a singer. It's the last thing you want, man. Yeah. But how's the video? Did it come together? I didn't. I watched for ten seconds, so... Will you come out and sit out here while we watch it just so we can see your reaction yeah that would be nice sure what are you feeling right now are you embarrassed about this no I don't really get too embarrassed so I mean I'm

happy that it's done and you know it was a project that was kind of thrown together and I'm excited that it's over and hopefully some people enjoy it but yeah the vocals aren't incredible. I think that'll be the humor in it. Yeah yeah for sure. I don't think anybody's watching hoping for great vocals here Che. That's fine then yeah I'm proud of the scenes that were shot. Is it tasteful would you say or? Distasteful Yeah, if you're spaghetti or not yeah, would you would you say that like you are gonna change lives Who knows I?

Feel like I change lies every day. I hope we yeah Reach outs of people that have said that this has gotten through tough times. I know you talk so many reach outs. Yeah But not I think Plinko day is safe. How many how many lives you think we've changed for the worse? more People radicalized yeah Become awful human beings every dating show participant. Yeah Yeah, I participant yeah

Yeah, I Don't think anybody's life gets. I don't think we change a life every day. There's no way not every like today's today certainly Well what I was saying not changed anybody's life Maybe tate fat fuck yeah, maybe he's gonna You might need this music video. Yeah, you might be binge eating Yeah, I think whoever buys the kiss coin, their life changes for like a second. They turn gay for a second when they kiss us. Yeah.

That changes them for a little bit. I do think the beauty of the show, though, is like people, like they just hang out with us for two hours a day. That's so like change, I don't think we change anyone's life. I think we're just part of people's lives. We're in their routine. Where it's like, yeah, they come and hang out. I love that. It's nice. I like it a lot

That feels comforting. I love it We're prolonging the inevitable. Yeah, what let's do an ad I'm gonna take a piss. Yeah, I want to do the Chevy ad I Think I might like the Thought of look what you maybe do spaghetti more than I like what I'm gonna watch You just want to keep it out keep it like the idea of it is So alluring but once we see it then we can't we never will have the idea of it again It's almost like opening a card pack. Well, what if it's even better than we thought it would be There's no way. I

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Chevy Silverado. I would too. Amazing truck. You still want a truck? I do, I do. Is that in your future? I think so. My daughter's right at the doorstep of our driver's license. Should be happening this week or next. And she's getting the Wrangler? I'll give it to her and then I'll pick something else out.

That's what I think anyway. Also closing on mama's house soon. Very nice. And so when is she? It's like June 1st. Should be up here by June. My mom. Are you excited? Just thinking about her. Is there any downside? I don't know. I've been thinking about it. No, but maybe yes. It's far too late. Yeah, I'm just, if she dies up here, it's gonna be a hassle to get her back down there.

Jesus, Brandon. What? She's old too late. I'm just, if she dies up here, it's gonna be a hassle to get her back down there. Jesus, Brandon. What? She's old. Well, obviously it's gonna be like, everybody loves Raymond where she's always coming over hassling you. Yeah. And it's right across the street? I would enjoy. Oh, it's a neighborhood away.

It's one neighborhood away. Is it a bike ride away for the children? Mm, no, no. Aside from seeing her family, her grandchildren more often, in what other ways do you think her life will improve being in Chicago? I see I mean, I don't think she's gonna have to work so She's gonna be better off there The dogs lives are gonna be affected a lot they have country land right now now They're gonna be in the city, so they're not gonna know how they're not really in the city

In a town yeah, they dogs that can handle snow? We'll see. Yeah, my mom's coming up. When is she coming? June 1st. We also have right now, you know, there's a Bosco in the Chicago land right now. Really? Yeah.

You sure about this? He's looking around. Sure about this. I miss Bosco. We have a delicate office here. Nobody that hates each other. I don't think he's Look did he drive Dukes out with his healthy debate yes Let's him come There's some I'm just addicted I don't... There's nothing in the 89 top set. Fernando Valverde?

No. Kirk McCaskill? Baseball cards? Yeah. Jim Clancy? Alright. Che, get out here. There you are.

Oh, nice quick. Wow. Wow, Che. Let's, uh... Let's fucking do it, man. I don't know. What do you mean? You don't know We didn't come all this way for look what you've done spaghetti to just back out now But once we watch it we can never watch it again for the first time. Mm-hmm, but the oh, I see

But the second we watch it We'll be watching it for the first time. Is there a way we could watch it for the first time every time Well, maybe any time you're feeling bleamic still we want to watch it seven times. One, two, three, four, five, six. I'm having like a very sentimental moment. It's like when I like on Halloween, when I'm like see my kids running around, I'm like, in 10 years, I'm not, this isn't going to, they're not going to do this. I'm never going to be able to be back in this moment on the precipice of watching. Yeah what you made me do spaghetti. So Brandon, you're saying maybe only one of us

watches it at a time. Well. And somehow, yeah. What you just said though, Dan, is you just said, look what you made me do. Spaghetti will never happen again, right? He'll just have another thing. It's Stephen Che.

He'll just have his next thing. Will you promise you'll do another thing? Yeah. Yeah. There's a non-zero translate to end up making another Taylor Swift food remix song. What's your what's your guys gonna hate this so much? You're not what's the next? ACDC maybe oh, yeah ACDC but what theme? Why would you use Hell's Bells for those about to

use hell's bells for those about to broccoli spaghetti yeah I'm interested to see yeah you guys are gonna this is gonna be the living embodiment of the the meme of the guy ripping his headphones off but hopefully hopefully enjoy we're gonna lower expectations we're expecting it to be white like corny embarrassing yeah I mean all that

what I did like about this song and I hadn't heard the song prior to whatever day we talked about it, is that every 15 seconds is a verse. And it's not really singing, it's mainly talking. But yeah, it was easy to like kind of slot things in. Okay, so and Big Cat, to ease your fears, yes, this will be the first time you watch it But if we have a prominent guest come in we can watch them watch it. Yeah true

We could maybe have a date after dark. Yes, so watch it a thousand one thousand times This is gonna be my first time watching it too, so TJ. Can you show that meme I sent you? Does somebody want to watch it privately first and then come back and report? Chay, do you want to watch it? Yeah, let's do that. Let's spin the wheel. That's what I was going to say. Each of us watch it once and then we all get to experience that person experience, you know. Spin the wheel and see one person go privately watch it and come back. We can judge their face.

What about we watch it in front of everybody there, so we watch the person watch it Yeah, they get it one one person sits right here the rest of us go out Great meme it's a good meme wait. Do you have it on can you send it to us privately TJ? Yeah, so there's Lucas sent me two versions a the version that we would have to watch on air which has no backing track and a version with the karaoke version of the songs synced up to it yeah Steven's version so I can send you why I don't know what do you want to watch the real version or the version that might be better like no the version we're all gonna watch spin the wheel one

person can we get some headphones and they'll sit here and watch it and we'll Or the version that might be better like no the version we're all gonna watch spin the wheel one person Can we get some headphones and they'll sit here and watch it and we'll watch them watch it And then they should watch if they're watching with headphones They should watch with the or they so but we should watch it the way the world is. Oh, yeah, the world's gonna see Yeah, there's only one version. There can only be one correct Steven's version. It's the version we're putting out. Yeah Okay We over complicate missile. No I would like to see someone like first. I want to see someone's what about just one person person

Yeah, I'm saying it's gonna be one person one person the wheel one I want to see one person watch it and watch it under complicated So who was somebody else in the office that we could complicate made a song was universally panned When I have Dave watch I think maybe have Dave watch it. Oh is Dave here I saw him today. I don't know man. It's a Tuesday All right one wheel. That's it one spin this person is gonna watch it before everyone else can I be removed from it? Oh? My god The wheel is just oh my god all right get him

Yeah, do we have headphones? Or go maybe go on the other side of the court and watch it me yeah You're gonna watch it some wireless headphones. You want oh yeah, okay? You got to watch it it and we're gonna watch you watch it. Oh Okay, what did you think? What I thought it makes 10 million never mind What what I just sat here and TJ played it right there for everybody else, but you're not showing it to everybody else yet No, no, no, we want to watch the audience. I mean, no the audience is not gonna know. No, no We want it. We want a fresh set of eyes Okay. Oh not gonna know no no we want it we want a fresh set of eyes okay oh you thought we would all leave and he would watch it he thought he was gonna watch it with no

cuz then the audience have to watch it twice and that would be bad yeah Steven who were you hoping just got picked I don't care really yeah I mean I'm having a hard time reading your mood about this, man. I know. It's all over the place. We know, who cares if it's bad? Yeah, no, I'm not. That's the funny part.

I'm not, like, embarrassed about it. Like, we do a bunch of shit. We always do. Yeah, you're the most ride or die guy. Yeah, I mean. Is he watching it right now? Who? All right, step back a little so we can't hear it at all.

Okay, he's watching he's watching it Head shakes off the bat so the only it's like two girls one cup Wait don't don't play the audio TJ. Oh I think he likes it. So I went over to Lucas's desk yesterday to just see you know If it was all done and stuff like that And I actually think we got a new member to the chafe because someone was over there on the show actually previewing it Oh, who was it? The guy show actually previewing it. Oh Who was it? The guy who's actually watching it right now Mark Titus. He's

That may be like 10 or 15 seconds. Okay got it Well, he's obviously been a secret. Jay have guy huge. I Wasn't expecting this many nose But I think it's opening his eyes Yeah, man, I'm now I'm more excited. Are you not more? I'm tapping out. All right, let's watch it.

Let's do it. World premiere. He tapped out. World premiere. I made it to the first verse and then the chorus hits and I've seen enough. I've seen it. Che, that's not necessarily a bad thing now. No, that's fine. Yeah Have you thought about what will happen if Dave ever sees this?

No, I didn't I didn't realize until I started watching but this is this is a dreadful song to do acapella Yeah, dreadful. Yeah. Yeah Yeah All right, let's go TJ which makes it so much. I wasn't anticipating that yeah, you kind of need the background Lucas did say if you at home want to at a later time sync this up to the karaoke version yourself Sure, they'll be if Dave ever sees this he'll probably Know applaud for not using it not oh, yeah, you're right oh

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It was terrible, but I loved it. Thank you. Yes It's what I expected with a little extra zest. Yeah Getting the spaghetti in though was it was tough Yes Cram that in it's coupled not non rhyming Yeah, I liked the phone calls like you broke the fourth wall there. Yeah, thank you You know Rebecca black type didn't hate it. Yeah, William hung did not hate it. All right That's that's far better than I expected to be your see what next?

That's that's far better than I expected to be your scene. What next? I don't know probably gonna cut a clip of it. No, no, no, what song next? Not literally what's next? Why don't you come? What are your five favorite bands? The December s red hot chili peppers Metallica and then after that I'm really blind. Oh, yeah, they're blind Oh you. Oh, that'd be good I put all four of those on a wheel Metallica, oh you want me to do a song like soon. Yeah, I need more inter sandwich It's it's really it's really hard without like some type of music. I wish you would stick back from those eggs So you think it sounds a lot better with the instrumental?

It just makes sense. Makes a lot of sense. Without it it's kind of... Yeah without it it's pretty tough. Sounded like Google Translation. I loved it. Thank you, thank you. Yeah so can we give you a food and another band?

Yeah. No, he'll spin for the band and then just pick whatever song you think would be best and out of food What's it doesn't have to be you don't have to turn it around quickly this could be next month again doing Maybe take December's off just because they're less well known and is yeah pretty heavy instrumental Yeah, yeah, that's fine um yeah okay yep Danny California roll coming out next week oh yeah okay whatever your favorite song is that a food area so then I gotta, I'll brainstorm some names and things with food and yeah.

Yeah, we'll have some. Go brainstorm right now real quick. Under the bread. Ooh. That's pretty good. Under the fridge. Underneath. Ooh, under the fridge.

Under the fridge is way better, yeah. All right, yeah. Go brainstorm right now real quick. Chili pepper. I want more spaghetti. Oh yeah, should it just be more spaghetti. Oh yeah, should just be more spaghetti. It should be spaghetti of everything? Can't stop addicted to spaghetti.

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Because all of us are like watching intently in the background. Kyle, you're in a suit. It's one of those ones where just. Sleepy? Body hasn't reset from Augusta yeah where you were the masters with the masters yeah you think you've touched a thousand females in your life 100% no

yeah you have definitely a handshake even bumping into them on the street about handshakes All right Still a lot of people How many hugs and handshake hugs hugs is probably just a thousand probably is dudes like five to one I've touched so many more dudes. Yeah, so many. Oh my god Well you wrestling then that too

It's a lot of dudes you've touched a lot of dirt Yeah, if you're ranking intensity of touch, so I would have I would have to have touched 31 females per year. I think that's About are you saying you're nice? Unique unique unique so it's handshakes and hugs But also I think when you're like a little kid in class like every every girl in your class That's yeah, that was ten girls playing teachers playing tag. Yeah as a kid like besides the girl classmates Mom friends moms yeah, I've gone years without doing it though

There are some years where I probably was over 30 there are some years where I didn't touch a single woman Yeah Or just navigate my crowd no answer you've never gone a year without touching a woman. I've been I've had single-digit years No way definitely Like oh when people are handing me stuff I go out of my way to like make sure I don't touch them like drive through people And stuff well, I feel like we really try not to get a little like you like to Yeah

You make it a point? Whenever a audio guy puts the mic on I was trying to bite their hand Probably something will come back to bite I Don't think I thought outside my own family Mm-hmm Kate have you ever touched one of us? It's probably the right way to go about it. Yeah Have you like almost certainly people somebody's touched you before Kate have we ever hugged no? Never hugged you I've never touched you I couldn't even begin to imagine what you feel like

Try oh my god Welcome for the hug Kate, okay Big cat remember when you told Kate not to wear panties That's a good Your back is so hot Kate like so yeah, wow that was nice An all-time moment hang just Kate is looking hammered three hours into a case Him is Darth Maul. You were what? Weird Al?

Yeah, she was Weird Al. I was Jake the Snake, but I got the costume wrong and I looked exactly like Weird Al. We got to do our Royal Rumble. When are we going to do it? June? July? We could do it like leading into Fourth of July break. Oh, that'd be good. That might work. We should should start planning it though because we want to get some good guests here

What was your guys favorite special episode so draft? Plinko case race all in contention case first to the first roof ball was fun Are we get can we play roof ball again and have someone else love Hank be the rules judge and just blame him What do you guys want to do if we want to do we got to start looking that was like I'm the main thing Was last year we had like that But that was the best house we received all right so we we looked for for a month plus I was now that was the best house we got we find your asshole who should where should people submit their houses fucking? I Twitter DMS the bar so yak my Twitter DMS is gonna be the most likely or the the

Axe DMS fucking asshole do it all right all right so everyone please if you have a good house We need it's all about the roof the roof it needs Twice we've had bad roofs it turns out out we don't actually care about your house. Your house doesn't matter. It's your roof. More of a focus on the roof. There's gotta be a good roof ball court somewhere. It needs to be like a low, like the garage,

over the roof over a garage or a single story house that has a chimney on it that you could throw at. Yeah. This is a terrible idea. I don't know who would allow it at their house. What about a case race roof ball combo? Oh my God. That is a terrible idea. I don't know who would allow it at their house. What about a case race roofball combo? Oh, that is terrible What if we had a case in the sun in the middle of the day whoa? I saw these guys. I don't know where this is. I think it's in Ohio

They built they built a recreation of the original It's the exact oh my god. They built the real one with like the actual double That would be the first time I get to throw it on that roof. They built a one-to-one It's in, Ohio. I believe so if we want to go to Ohio. We could do it on the actual Oh, yeah, I Don't know why we continue to do roofball when roofball was fucking assholes to our guys missing out there because it's fun I go out and it's like they weren't assholes But I didn't make the bracket but Brandon It's like it's it's like in school when they were just randomly be like hey, we're gonna do school outside today

It's like a fun If we could just get it if we get the right roof you have a lot of fun I Think we thrive with like almost any outdoor game to be honest yeah Yeah, I miss the egg when we were watching that clip from the egg game the other day I would like to do that we should do that at Roofball day to play around to that Need to pick you hard for that. I love that. I can't parcel. I Just thinking about how much fun coming up. Yeah, what when is it? It's gonna be same time like late August You know I didn't get a go year. Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah

I'm excited to play trampoline volleyball looked a lot of fun. That was the best The trick is not to jump We can do we can nail I want roofball redemption It can be done. It can be done So what was the issue less I? We had a roof socked we had a big inflatable so we need a rule no dainty mode I understand yeah people did it, but just not the spirit of the game. Yeah Take it seriously. We're getting a dainty mode I understand yeah people did it, but just not the spirit of the game. Yeah, I think it's seriously

We're gonna have dainty mode now. We honestly honestly what we should do is we not remember that I I think we should honestly hire a real ref Like a high school ref who comes none of us know a high school No, but like a high school football ref be like dude come Whatever anyone complains about just tell him no well you won't do that. I will Whatever anyone complains about just tell him no well you won't do that. I will I want to get rid of having any I like you wouldn't argue with the ref Oh, I would but he can he can TS off magic technicals Last year, I was just relinquished of power midway through it. Yeah, I made calls and they were just overruled by by everyone yeah

Yeah, I said that's not a ping and it was just no yes it is well you were wrong you're wrong that was no um yeah but like Francis one right doing like yeah the under hand the dainty mode where you come yeah we got it yeah we got it we got a get that out we got to have a gentleman's agreement gentleman's agreement throw like a man. Yeah In a real real rough would be hilarious imagine. I bet you we get like a petty Valentine or so yeah Case pay like a well-known college crew to come out. Oh, let's get Tony Chiazza My god would that be so now it's don't know cuz you would take it seriously

Have gene sterator sit in the booth. Yeah, we're out doing it and I Bet you cut to him these guys God, I want to play right now. I know you're good at it. Kyle. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are You fucking won the first year. No, I got second third. Why don't you get offended by somebody saying you're good? Because it feels like you're condescending you're way better than I am no I'm not yes you are dumb argument guys you're both pretty good probably no Kyle's significantly better I've never done anything you literally qualified for the US Open then what did I place and what did I do did I qualify no you're better than me? Thank you

Do we have a football? I was the most unnecessary argument. Oh, yeah Yeah, we need a football Can we build that roof Yeah, that was I think in the original plans for it was I? Floated that idea to Pete and he seemed not well. I floated him recently He said let me start specking. I think they originally wanted in this it was gonna be a shelf over that Over or over that or over that yeah, it was gonna be over the fireball sign The shelf was gonna be like the roof was gonna be there. I don't know if there's enough The problem was we were to cool, and we couldn't figure out what the ball would just

go over half the time. Yeah. What if we just looked on Zillow for available houses that we could use for the day? And we put it on SmartFest. And we just pretended that we were going to buy it. We're an Airbnb. We show for an open house.

Yeah, just go inside. Brandon, what's mama's roof look like? Not too tall and narrow Someone's got to have a roof I Believe in it and Brandon why don't you like the the host of last year? Yeah, what happened? He made up a lie about yeah He said He refused to like shake my wife's hand and was didn't like his dog I sat down and I't like his dog? Yeah. I lied about that? I sat down and I petted his dog for

five minutes and I was talking to the wife about the dog. And the gumbo. It was a fucking English bulldog. I loved that god damn dog and I was being nice and I said and he just said Brandon was an asshole to my wife and to my dog. He did not. He said you're an asshole to the dog. Yeah. Yeah. He just lied about it for likes on Twitter.

Shit. Wait didn't he have a picture of you? He's a fucking loser. Yeah, yeah, he just lied about it for likes on Twitter Shit wait didn't you have a picture of you? He's a fucking loser Great jumble yeah great jumble is nice to me Well, the guy in the wheelchair is nice to me when I was there and then he said oh, let me get these tweet cheap Twitter Likes, but did he get the did he get him though? Respect the game a little bit right? Oh fuck him same thing you do when you're making lists No, it's not the same. I would put a be at eight my life my you've been sore about that for two weeks Yeah, Oh Connor made a bracket for best yak episode My wife comes up to me and says I really almost two months after hosting bar still yet roof ball a Brandon not so much

That's a lot of likes his wife said that She didn't she didn't say it. He's just lying. Oh you replied to him. He said today I talked to her he said you didn't walk straight up to play with sir Richard I was word oh, so you were fine with the dog lying piece of shit wait. What was the picture you had in the bath? Oh, yeah, you remember it was a picture of you in his bath. I know the bathroom. Yo bathroom. Oh yeah you did. I don't think I did. I peed in his backyard. Maybe you were choking like oh nice picture. Oh no. His jambalaya was great. You peed in his backyard? No. Should have. Should have. Took a dump on his mailbox. That would have showed him and the mailman. We were there for like three four hours you didn't pee. I peed. I'm

sure I peed. I don't remember the picture in his bathroom in a picture you Really? Yeah, I'll be goddamn I think TJ we got to do a plinko day soon, right? Yeah, now that the court's back we can start organizing a new one True did this Friday or next Friday is everyone wins everyone Next Friday, I am I'm out next we can do it. We can do plinko this Friday Lucas is good at playing. Yeah, Lucas is really good. Yeah Should we do one oh, I probably won't be here next Friday, so we're doing this Friday then

Let's do it this Friday. Yeah, yeah, it's Blinko day. Why not? Did I explain why the when Lucas was here like the whole show broke for ten minutes? Oh, no No, it was because the last time Lucas was in this chair when he was getting antiqued over and over and over again, he walked back in here and got enough flour into the keys of this keyboard, essentially, that the key for this camera is like jammed. So he was like hitting it over and over again

and kind of freaking out while he couldn't cut to the camera So he told the tech team and they like did something that short-circuited the show Oh, it was a it was a product of Lucas's flower. It was 100% Lucas's that broke By far as well we broke the show. Yeah I'm out Friday to set up this Friday. Yeah All right, we have to take tape tape did a good job filling. Yeah, right actually It'll do you'll do it this Friday. I just have to eat his burgers a little early

He definitely has lost a burger under they were very big sliders Massive they were not the biggest sliders. Have you seen my second burger? Freaking out Cecil Fielder of sliders when I can't find my kids shoes I have one I just had it. He didn't know he ate it Just right here on my girlfriend looks in his mouth. It's right there the back of your throat Open your mouth, T. See, there it is. Underneath your tongue.

Yeah, like a dog eating something they shouldn't eat. Just prying open his jaw. Just to hold his nose. Oh. All right, by the way, we're having an investing competition on our favorite investment app, Dubb. My biggest holding, CVS is up over 12% in the past week,

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I think I've made several portfolios. so this was a way to describe one of them so KB You're outperforming the stock market right now Significant wow Brandon you've been like confident that you're gonna win this Hmm what's Brandon doing? 4.5 more I see what you're doing who's DC dimes, so that's you Danny I'm spraying pray have to we have to we have to check with the what the Their standings are wrong Are you winning? I'm winning with significant Brandon. Don't be a sore loser. No, I'm Brandon were these all

Off air, but I think you started like two weeks before everybody Oh, they can't move in the star and in below see They started they can't move in the start day we we started when they told us so confident you're gonna win this Did you reach out to somebody to do this for you of course I did really? Who did you have do this for you? I got friends with a pizza man cuz he's gonna pizza oh I'm up I'm up 16% I think my guess is that they're looking at one of the portfolios you created, and I'm sure you've create you oh Yeah, you have probably a few different Start on all of they looked at the wrong date to start because they gave us a start date some of us were able

To get it off on that day, and then some people didn't and again We should do this off air, but I think it started when everybody started yeah, right But why did we why did we start you got a false start alright, so I'm in the lead alright How you're not good at roofball, but you are Wow Beginners luck I guess I will quit this show TJ. We got to talk off air sure Great job, so it's a contest where you get to win everybody else's money, and you had somebody else do it for you We ever you cheated twice you started early and had I didn't I I got advice

No, I I bought CVS, and I've been going every day Mm-hmm buying more stuff smart yeah Well It's great great app. We all started with the same amount of money, right? It's an awesome app. Well, your guy started with your money. No, he did.

Because I did a false start. I followed Pelosi's, and I made like $1,000 in a day. Yeah. Shout out Pelosi. Cannons. Oh, yeah, heavy, heavy, heavy, natties. She is a heavy hitter in the DC area I would have done it way better than that

That is better. Did you have a girlfriend? All right now? No Pelosi. Oh, would you date Nancy Pelosi in there Danny? She hasn't responded back yet, but, would you date Nancy Pelosa? Get in there, Danny. She hasn't responded back yet, but I would. You should try to court her. All right, I'll need a DM prompt. How can I slide into where she'll reply? Danny.

He's even having fun. Let me fire off those canids. Austin, Texas? Yeah. Yeah. Single boy. Floating on the river, huh white boy summer All right, I don't think I talked to a single woman in Austin, Texas

Danny the rest of us aren't single you got a fuck for us. Yeah Okay, well that was another yak moment. Sorry white boy summer Chet Hicks is voicemail Talk about it for every yeah, Tommy was freaking out chat was to sue us. He was going to sue Tommy. I don't even know if we're allowed to talk about it. For everything that he's... Tommy was freaking out. Shet was going to sue us for everything we were worth. What'd you do? We prank called him on the air.

Was he talking in his Jamaican accent? No, I can't remember. Didn't he have a voicemail that, like, tricked you and you'd start talking? Yeah. So we were calling him to have other people be tricked by his voicemail, I think. Yeah. But then I think he picked up. Yeah, and be like, ah, so we were calling him to have other people be tricked by his voicemail, I think. But then I think he picked up.

Yeah, and then Tommy, yeah, Tommy. It was, of course it was Tommy who was the one who was calling. He freaked. Freaked out. So good. What a show. What a show. Thank you, everyone, for riding with us to 1,000 more.

How many do you think we'll get? Oh, man. Like 1,100. That's it? How many more left in the tank? Are we half way? I don't want to think about these sad things. When the show start?

How many years ago? 2018? Good God. Is that right? 2021. Yeah, January 17th, 2018. Wow. Yeah. How many years ago? 2018? Good God. Is that right? 2021. January 17th, 2018. Wow, yeah.

So how many shows is it if you counted the radio, too? A lot more. Oh, this is just 1,000 YouTube. Yeah. 1,000 YouTube. Wow. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Then. Because we switched to YouTube. So Serious ended in 2021, early 2021. early 2021 and everyone like we were the only show they were like why why would we stop doing? It will just be a YouTube show and it was like Remember, it was like a thousand people watching so bad live. I Thought it like all time a thousand included serious. Oh, yeah So who was on the first episode did you already say this earlier of the YouTube then is right there yeah

KB's got a sick ass fit KB's shamed up on the desert Oh so you're wet? Not wet Yeah look at this Oh my god Wait no this is still serious right? No.

This is the, because we argued about Brandon dressing up as the Princess Diaries. Yeah. Princess Bride. We all were gonna dress as Rasselin and we got him Thesic from Princess Bride. KB you were so moist. It was snowing We yeah nothing's changed Stephen Chase centric one torturing Brandon to do That's great. Oh, yeah. Thank you everyone who's been around along for the ride subscribe

Tell a friend to a thousand more. Yeah. Are we going to get wet again, you think? Let's go tomorrow. Can't do two. I think next we'll reset. We got to have Fart Eliminator back on. Yeah, one time. I like that one time only. And for Plinko Friday, we just need one good bat. One good thing, one bad thing. Right. Yeah. Yeah, we'll we'll we'll decide the letters tomorrow. Yeah, okay

And hopefully I have another pack tomorrow I Mean how many are left in existence? I don't know I'm gonna find them you're getting another pack for tomorrow I'm gonna try. Oh, it's addicted Stephen well tomorrow. We got to get a Jordan Gotta get Jordan got it Then once we do I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do yeah, you never do know yeah, that's the problem What do you do with it? My butt I think you put it up your butt stuff

If it was brand in that pool the Jordan we would certainly Put it up our in the wheel for see if you can hit a home run with it Yeah, do you think you could hit a home? Yeah, yeah, we will find out All right, let's spin the wheel TJ Congrats Steven your music video was it it's stuck in my head So start do you have any chili pepper songs you thought of a? Couple oh this one is a little bit tougher. It looks like a little boy all wet Snow hey, oh snow cone Charlie could be barley oh that's it barley do you have enough in your bag about barley so what do you

I'm crafting the names that I think my favorite one and probably the one that's best for listening the song by the way which also is a single with the my version by the way w-h-e-y like protein oh nice try the way dream of California roll occasion about California rolls mmm I like the barley one I would love to hear all your thoughts on Barley. Barley. Tell me all your thoughts on Barley. Wait, is Barley in beer, right? Yes. So you don't know what Barley is. You're afraid of Barley.

Yeah. All right, we'll work on it. All right, spin the wheel, TJ. And shout out Nerdy Gal again. Biggest shout out. He's so good. So good so good try play it again as the outro yeah We gotta do it now All right now so stupid, man. We got to do it. We got to do it now? I think we got to do it. We got to do it now. All right, now Max and Tate are on it.

Oh, definitely, yes. Yeah, but they shouldn't have been on there. And for the show, yes, you're right. People would be pissed if we didn't. Blubbing. Nope. I'm not feeling it. Wait, we're doing it now?

Yeah, we got to do it now. I mean, this is the perfect thousandth episode. Wait, we're doing it now? Yeah, we gotta do it now. I mean, this is the perfect thousandth episode. Yeah, it makes sense. Brandon, it's funny. It is. Oh, I'm not worried about that. Brandon, I'm opening up a pack of four cards. If you can name a player in it, you're off the wheel.

Or I'll take your spot on the wheel. All right. It's like Juan Barclay's in there. I wouldn't do that. No. It's like Juan Barclays in there. No. Baker Mayfield, Ramondre Stephenson, Patrick Mahomes. Damn. Get a ball. You opened a ball.

No, there's more over here. He's got more. Okay, ready, Brandon? All right. Who can guess one? What's the genre? Football. Jalen Waddle.

Cooper Cup. I'm going to say Jalen Ramsey. This year? Yes. Saquon Barkley again. Safe bet. Chris Godwin. Pacheco.

Oh, you say that, TJ? Reckers. Jason Whitten, Bryce Young, Juju Smith-Schuster, Darius Slayton. Oh, we can get this. Oh. Oh, I was going to say that. Do you guys know UFC fighters?

Not at all. OK. All right, TJ, spin the wheel. Start spinning the wheel. Actually, it will be whoever gets it, they have one out. The wheel got really big. That's good. Damn it. Now I want it to be max because he can't argue about this.

Yeah, he was right the first time. Right. Brandon. There you go, Brandon. You don't have to don't say you have to Pete. You're leaving. You're leaving you're leaving no no damn it's oh come on bullshit I mean there is one funny thing that could

happen TJ yeah we needed to be TJ again. It's going to be me. I never get what. God damn it. All right, four guys. Name them. Anyone. Saquon Broccoli again. Two-a. Never mind. Drake London. Nope. Keenan Allen and Ane Williams taekwondo is

Gettable Jotavion Sanders rookie now that gettable There you go keep me skins of my tooth, it's me It's me Oh my god wow all right TJ Danny Nick if you can name someone Next four yeah, yeah, yeah, it's uh go give us a name TJ's Cole Komet former guest on the show On AJ Brown Caleb Williams miles Garrett Nick Chubb Dan Marino Warren Moon Steve Young Old hands

Right there gettable Oh, that's two for me. That's bad Okay last chance um who's to get off the wheel There's four cars grant calcutta era mark Andrews Baker Mayfield oh Man, this is gonna hurt you guys Kyle Hamilton Isaiah Pacheco Caleb Williams Franklin just so close

I'm peeing my pants Alright keep going Is this a Caleb Williams rookie? Is it? Yeah you got a Caleb? Yeah 2025 or 2024? It's a valuable card

Could it get me some more Michael Jordan? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, this is got like any color or rainbow It's rainbow Probably I think I'll come scan it you want a picture to me to an it All right, Nick is that one me? No, they haven't started shit Try to hit it out TJ 1-0 what?

what's going on? careful ends rookie TJ 2-0 TJ to nothing Mustangiously What color pants you wearing yeah, they're like rain they're like swooshy though, I don't think you'd see the piss Any last words Nicholas oh Go bring to your socks. Uh oh. Any last words, Nicholas? Oh.

Oh. Woo. We won. So I get wet now, or do I go shower? Or do I shower before the show tomorrow? I think you get wet now. OK. Great.

Fuck yeah. 3-2. I guess I'll just go get wet now. Yeah. You might as well. Go get drenched. Sucks. But I'll just go get wet now. Yeah, you might as well go get drenched Sucks, but I'll do it because that's what it's what we're supposed to do Yeah

Whoa, that's a thousand dollars Ross we give it a gotta give it a maresh Raw that's another Michael Jordan pack Wait who was it? Well, I gave that to Nick Nick could I use this for more Michael Jordan packs? It's for the better good have Lucas. I mean have a Moresh bring a fresh sleeve in a top-loaded Williams Okay, get this get this for more get us more

All right get us more Michael Jordan packs Are you gonna do an interview Nick get wet? Fuck yes, sweet. That's awesome Yeah That aren't gonna be anything yeah, but that's sweet man What it's all about that's why we do it Cards man you never know when you're gonna get the Caleb Williams. Did you collect them when you were little? Yeah, you had that did you uh? Like I would buy them, but I didn't know I

Ties his dad would buy him and mark would be like I would have what do you do with it? Yeah, I honestly would I would like kind of put him in a folder and then just kind of throw him in my closet And I really know But I thought they were cool pictures of the athletes they are nothing else. Yeah Danny did you know what was worth? Yeah, I would just put them in the classic binder, the laminated pages. I didn't think they'd be worth anything. Hey, what'd you collect as a kid? Just girl things? Girls stuff? What did I collect? Ponytails? I like to make model dinosaurs. Wood most girls by the kits? Thought I was gonna be a dinosaur digger paleontologist

Sorry, it didn't work. It didn't work out didn't work out Jurassic Park. Yeah I was like this is it Remember during my brother's baseball games like I would always have to go and I'd be like in the woods somewhere behind the field digging for dinosaur bones Wait, you just you just sent a text that seaweed seaweed week has officially begun a Yakker Posted a picture there in Cancun right now. It's the shoreline. It's one of the workers at the resort shoveling seaweed into a wheelbarrow What is that good? No now? Well, is it really? It's just picking up for the season's just beginning. Seaweed season starts in April. Oh so this isn't the peak.

It's about to escalate. Oh okay, so by the time you get there it's gonna be covered in seaweed. They're gonna have like a bulldozer out shuffling the seaweed. Wow. Why didn't you go somewhere without seaweed? I didn't know this until I saw random.

Tell me more about clam week in Jersey. Clam week. I'd like to know more about clam week as well. Every year you just get a week that, we go the same week every year and this one particular year, it was like a million clams were washed up on the shore and it was like a foot thick of clams

and you had to walk like 15 feet through the clams to get into the water. So you were just like crunching them as you went through and get to the clam week. A lot of clams. We were having like clam fights in the water. We're like whipping them at each other Your rugby team would have loved Wow, he get real seaweed II week sometimes you get clam week so you bored it rain week

Can you even go swimming the seaweeds gonna be so bad? I don't now I don't know hopefully This is just the start of the season and there he comes. Oh, it's just as funny He's so wet. Oh, look at those pants. Oh, lord. Oh, fucking funny. Really fucking funny. That was so worth it.

So dripping wet. Ah. I can't get my arms. Shit. Oh. Go back. You got the floor. All right, we'll see you guys tomorrow.

It's so. ... I want to kiss some boys this summer. Why are you bothering me? Come on, baby. Is baby Grog the Rizzly Bear? Oh, no. That's what he said. Oh, no. Hey, talk at the mic. Talk at the mic. Dog food. Because my back door opened wide up,

letting out some brown piss. I'm the Joker, baby. I'm the Joker baby Out. ["Snail Snakes"] Nick's not a good snake, man. Male snakes can't slither. ["Snail Snakes"] It's Scorpion Head. It's Scorpion Head.

It's time to talk shop and do away if you're swamping Scorpion. Ow! Oh! Hey, hey, marmalade. Peek, am, pie, and lemonade. It's time to talk shop and do away with his wobbly story, yeah! Pancake, marmalade, pecan pie and lemonade, Hershey Kiss, butterscotch, sweetest fish, take it up a notch! Pancake, marmalade, pecan pie and lemonade, Hershey Kiss, butterscotch, sweetest fish, take it up a notch! I'm a man that's a sprite, baby, C-P-A-X! C-P-A-X! I'm a man that's a price you need to pay Oh! I'm a ghost

Not a big role, guys No teenage people allowed Gotta blow the piss Not a big drama, guys Chill, chill, bro, don't make a thing for yourself Bang! Nobody thinks it's gross Not gonna take anything. Dang.

What's going on with this show? Dude, Za's show is real life. Yassss. Shout out to chat. Thousand episodes, here's to a thousand more. Love you guys, say what up Zah. Thank you for writing, thank you for writing, peace out. See you tomorrow, thousand and one.