The Yak - Cheah LASHES OUT Over His Hit Single "Look What You Made Me Do, Spaghetti" | The Yak 4-11-25

Episode Date: April 11, 2025

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Q-zips, polos, hoodiesodies joggers shorts row back comm promo code yak Hello everyone, what's up? I'm very tired. Yeah fucked Kyle You were at the center of some major controversy Mm-hmm. I I pitted you so bad. I don't I I was playing my match when this is happening So I didn't even see any of it. But I know that I want to apologize just to you

that you had to go through it, because that is, some people here would be like, oh, I relish the controversy. I can't imagine you enjoyed that. No. I always wondered what it would be like to be on the wrong side of a very unfair call right what I would do right and I

nothing Did you talk at all during this entire exchange? You had one line at the very end. I just stood there. I think oh, that's so funny I was expecting it to get way uglier because Obviously, I didn't agree with the call. Right. Because I don't even know what he did. Put his foot a little bit on the grass. Yes.

But it was- I thought he was gonna blow up. He was surprisingly not that mad. Did you see his foot in your backswing? Or no. I didn't notice him at all, yeah. Right. But it was, so it was actually even worse

than I thought for you because it was other people arguing on your behalf when it didn't matter to you. It was it so it was actually even worse than I thought for you because it was other people Arguing on your behalf when it didn't matter to you. I Was hoping yeah, yeah, right, and then it's like Dave and Whitney are are arguing on your behalf You're like hey guys. I don't actually care. I just missed the shot Yeah, I'm not gonna say that yeah in front of Dave right, but that's what you're thinking. Yeah So it worked out in the end right team one you guys you guys were better Overall I was I had him I went I Finished and then went home drove home in silence and then went immediately to bed

And I I think I was actually depressed like cuz I actually I cared so much about winning that and Which is stupid for someone in my position where I had No real chance to change the outcome of me sucking at mini golf. You had the most you game imaginable though You're alternating hole-in-ones and out-of-bounds, correct? Are you doing that all over the place? I was like so I no one's ever been more dialed in while also being a mess I would just like hit it you hit it out of bounds like twice in a row and then I hit like two hole in One zero you hitting a hole in one you almost got yourself too relaxed, and then you would It was like psychological thing I missed your fart Kyle I

Almost did too. I'm Forgot to do it cuz I went into the first hole like knowing I had a fart knowing like it's like a get out of like if I'm playing poorly I can at least maybe get some laughs with a fart right you you you brought a fart just in case I brought a fart kid like like those little snap things you throw at the ground. Yeah, that's you with the farts. And my fart flopped. It did?

No one laughed. Oh, no. Wait, was that you? Farting? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I've never had a completely flop people usually react in that was a bad crowd It must have been a bad The flop you got a bullshit you guys look at Casey's reaction put your hand up like you just farted You were sitting on that since hole one one And you were sitting on that since hole one. Hole one.

Because I thought I was going to fuck that shot up. So I was like, I might as well fart too. So it's not purely embarrassing. It might add some levity. I mean, it was a great tournament. It really was. It was so awesome. I can't wait to do it again next year.

I will have the same result, unfortunately, for myself. But I had a great time participating. I think we could splice in any of your games into the live broadcast and nobody would know that you're not actually playing right right it's all the same it's all the same every single time is the same I got Connor Griffin to huff my fart oh how I know you did you just tell him Connor huff no no I asked if he snored. He was like, no. Not at all when I sleep. Can you do like a big inhale through your nose?

No. I have a deviated septum. Try. Oh, right now? Yeah. Shh. Nick! Why'd you do that?

Ah! We were farting at the same time. That's my god. That's good. My fart smelled like a rotted cantaloupe had sex with a tonsil stone Man yeah, we could weave the old reliable You just told him to ask how you breathe through your nose What else happened

It was fun. It was fun really the I wish we had won. Yeah, it was awesome Dave verse Dave and Whitney verse Kirk Where did was was Jeff D? Low also not present? I feel like I didn't see him once He was the team captain and just became Dave and Whitney He was our new yesterday or oh and through over the day. He didn't play well. So I think he yeah, yeah, because it was it was very quickly just became Dave and Whitney verse Kirk. Yeah, as as it would. Yeah. Yeah. And I was when I was playing my matches when you were just having you're the center of the world, the

mini golf world. I kept on telling John when you guys were having your argument, I was like, John Rich would like stop and watch, and I'd be like, dude, keep fucking going. I wanna get as many holes in that no one's knowing that I'm about to play. That's what I would, that was ideal. I was like, let them fight, let us play, then no one knows I'm about to choke them.

Yeah, that's what I wanted so badly. There was so much going on, I think there were some competitors that weren't on screen throughout the entire process. Really? White Sox Dave wasn't on camera. Well, he was so bad. Didn't see him once. I mean, did you know what he did on the second hole?

Not a clue. I didn't know this happened until after, because I was getting miked up. Apparently, on the second hole against Juan Tandon. Now, White Sox Dave lost by five I believe So it wasn't didn't matter Juan Tondon hit it in in three White Sox Dave had his putt for three and just picked it up and said okay You won that oh my god. Yeah, like what just happened, but he's still back. I was talking to him

Throughout the day. He's bouncing around. He feels good. He's starting tweeting yesterday Yeah, I love it. Yeah it like a celebratory breakfast this morning. I think cons was also taking it like he was really down Yeah, bad day for kind yeah. Oh yeah. Oh victory Sarkis So he won yesterday. What is going on on that? Hold on. What's going on on that plate? What was that? Yeah, what are we looking at um? To eat this is that a sandwich? It's a Sarkis.

I forget what it's called. A specialty meal they have, though. Sarkis? Sarkis. What is that? Is that a sandwich? Is that pico? Looks like a Denver omelet on a hoagie roll.

Oh, it's on a roll? Is it called a Sarkis or Sarkis? Sarkis. Sarkis Sarkis Sarkis? Sorry Yeah, but overall I thought that was I mean Hank had the worst job of all time You can't win there. No someone someone is going to be so mad at you Yeah, but I do think it all kind of worked out like you got to replay your match Casey won and then you guys ended up winning Yeah, like Hank was if I don't know if you can see at the end. He was fist-bumping for the for the blue team

He wanted the blue team to win so bad. So it wasn't controversy for days and days and days, right? Kyle your Beef hit a hole in one. I think Hank tweeted it. Oh, yeah Yeah, it's just so funny. Oh Kyle celebrating Yeah, I sell it you went nuts you went bananas Did I actually yeah? Yeah, beef needed that yeah lord knows he needed it was like I was like all right Kyle actually cares because he's fucking yeah Oh Against beef I don't have that switch that was the most you've ever celebrated you gave him a two-hand pat on the back I

Was internally like very happy for him because he couldn't have fucked up twice in a row Yeah, yeah good redemption for beef and cons needed his to yeah cons needed his bad But still I mean we when we were getting set to start the whole tournament yesterday cons was I think over getting a coffee and he just jogged over to us and we all were like whoa Hammy and then he likes he realized yeah He literally jogged towards us like you don't jog lightly if you have a tweet him oh in his defense. No one believed it Yeah, yeah, right. That's another win for him. Nobody. Yeah, nobody believed it. Yeah, no one believed it Um, I thought the only loser was meek Phil. He won his matchup He said finally I did something right And then he was devastated at the end.

Oh, he was? Ruined at the end of that. I guess, I mean, I was devastated at the end, too. But yeah. He might be my one-one dude. He's so funny. Phil's up there. He's so funny because he's just, like, impervious to,

like, Dave was just trying to get in Meek Phil's head, and he couldn't. Meek Phil hit a bad shot, and Dave was like, that was the worst shot I've ever seen. And Meek Phil was just like, I could hit way worse. Yeah, he... Well, could be worse. He was just so, like... No, you don't understand. That was actually not that bad.

Yeah, trust me. He had a terrible shot, and Dave was watching him, and Meek was just like, well, at least I got a trip to Chicago. Yeah, right.. He had a terrible shot and Dave was watching him and meek was just like well At least I got a trip to Chicago. Yeah, right So happy to be here most of his sentences start with welp and a shoulder for Yeah, meek feels a star the meeks I'm trying to think if there's anything else as suspenseful as a mini golf tournament could be yeah I was hoping that we were gonna get to the playoff that would have been incredible

Yeah, what would have happened in a playoff? It would have been I believe so I think it was captain's decision I'd kick Kirk would have picked himself which would have made sense because he was probably our best golfer And then I think Jeff would have picked Whitney Yeah, I've been Kirk for that would be great my god one-on-one on the 18th hole over and over that would have been great oh that a oh fuck it yeah I know I wish we had this still like I just love I loved playing even though I'm bad I loved playing it is such a fun game having no control like you can't exert strength or speed or anything. John Rich is just really good. He is.

Oh yeah, he's one of the best. I think he might have the best draft pick because he was probably picked late. Yeah, he was very, very good. And he was probably the third best guy on their team behind like Whitney and maybe Frankie. Yeah. Is he a golfer normally or it was his?

I don't know I think oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Max said that to me before around he's like John Richard's just a really good golfer I was like that doesn't help me like you saying he told you that yeah why would you say that Max was kind of playing favorites what do you mean he was just only helping the green team. He was my caddy I paid him something I noticed That's something you remember something you keep in the back of the mind Yeah, I quite literally paid him to caddy for me kind of just prioritized you guys

He was he max was so funny in his little caddy outfit little man Yeah, are there any other clips whole thing came down to coach Gruden versus Ken Jack. I know anything and Gruden also like I don't know maybe halfway through Everyone else's rounds so not even like halfway through the the singles matches, so he still a while to go he just turned me he's like let's fucking just go to Hooters were you tempted yeah because before my match too I was like I would love to I would love to not go and and know it's it's tough competing and

knowing the exact result before you even start yeah because you could have predicted exactly what happened in my round and it happened to a tee. It did. Yeah, right. So you didn't have to be there. Take, start really bad, take a late-ish lead, choke the lead. There it is.

Yeah. See you next year. Every time, yeah, I can't wait to do it again next year. Che, I walked in on you filming your video. Oh my God. Oh yes. It was Lucas and Colton filming and they were both like keeled over laughing It'll be interesting. I don't I took me a long time to write it because the song is very

methodical like every Chorus or stanza whatever is 15 seconds So we had a lot of different scenes and I storyboarded out and yeah, I think it comes out on Tuesday I think it'll be out for you. Wait. We're not getting it today They were unable to shoot it yesterday because the call time for The production was I plan all of my weekend happiness around this Yeah, I was gonna listen to this on loop all weekend. No, can we get a clip? Can you give us something yeah acoustic version I

Mean have all lyrics, but do you have did you did you did you tape the music? How about the audio and we're the video we're going through cuz you know obviously the copyrighted music is a hot button thing right now, so we're seeing if we can add in the like instrumental version or some type of like a karaoke, but Did you but you're protected by parity law? This is how weird Al does it? I don't know about the beat the word certainly did you record anything? Yes. What did you record? All the whole song audio I want to hear some of that yeah, I Don't have it all I'll check with Lucas what is I don't

understand I think he's like an artist it's not ready yet yeah but I like just give us a right yeah little tease it taste I don't want the whole thing I tweet I tweeted a photo of making the video that'll work yeah no look at that I was showing two people around this morning I took them in the green screen room and the lights came on so they've been like dark in there for a minute and Just in the middle was that huge on this tiny little desk is this huge bowl of spaghetti meatballs And I was like oh it must be for like moot can't sleep or something didn't occur to me That was for che. It's actually a much more sad topic. Yeah song about bulimia. Yeah And all and all

So we think Tuesday Yeah, oh my god. Did you film the whole music video? We filmed the whole music video this morning Yeah, so it's done. So but the single comes out audio wise typically before the video Yeah, but we don't know if we can use the what about a snippet Again, you can use you saying the words. I mean I can just sing like part of it You're saying you did it with no back truck. I did with no back. So I did Yeah, we can hear that I mean Okay, like the full things are coming on like hopefully be okay or like enjoyable

You know I can give you a verse, but I't think this is a little skittles all over you think that like it's gonna ruin the the music video the music video is gonna be incredible we just want 15 seconds of the song yeah the music video I'm watching for the video not the song I want the song right to bring me into my weekend we don't we don't alright alright alright we're big fans and you're right what were people crying laughing at? What did they get to see So this is Lucas is like one of his most played song on Spotify So he knows that like in and out and I guess he enjoyed it What were you laughing really glossed over that one of the one of the scenes was filmed in here?

And he had the so he had the song in his ear I was hearing it straight a cappella and it was I I don't use these words lightly song of the summer it was unbelievable all right Lucas is getting me 15 seconds I just asked thank you I'm gonna sing you 15 seconds. No, I want to hear the recorded recording you want the I the video part. I don't have the I It's been a long week. Yeah, and you're you say I don't know what's going. Hey, you're beating us all one on three. Yeah is You're making this so hard

Well, I'm saying if the audio version is it I record here I can I have the words in front me I can sing No, no, we don't want to hear you singing live. We want to get recorded. Yeah, are you reluctant about us not hearing it at its? Best there is no So what is recorded is what this would be is just me seeing this power. I know we know you're the recorded part All right, there's no music There's no music behind you just saying it to us either kill myself You guys are fuck up my creative process

Okay, I want you to know that if I do I'm not suicidal But if I do kill myself between now and Tuesday was cuz of you you might you might want to kill yourself after you watch This video no way I'm gonna fucking love it, but hey this was inspiring for people that were down. Yeah, dude some dude DM me and said too many dudes too many dudes do it again dude some dude some dude Dude some dude some To do some dude I got a DM yesterday

Hey, buddy, just wanted to thank you for their song today I was recently diagnosed with a binge eating disorder and identified a lot with your song. Thanks for fighting a good fight Okay You didn't he didn't hear the song right? Yeah, I'm saying I sang the one part and you think that You actually you actually think yes Stephen when when there's guys like when a guy's like tweets at a hot girl and then there's a bunch of replies being like I just wanted to thank you for like saving all those kittens from the tree there's a private DM I understand he's still

fucking with one-on-one fucking or What would have inspired a diagnosed it's a man on man fucking with living in your guys minds must be a fucking nightmare no Yes Yeah, he's right about that That's he just went man-to-man fucking with you Man-to-man fucking and he was like go I so So fucking with took you down in the paint he backed you down didn't want an audience No, no really for the love of the game. He did it for a quick exhale through his nose on his lunch. Yeah He did it for a quick exhale through his nose on his lunch room. Yeah.

This fucking dream shake. Can we see his account, Steve? You didn't even have any words of inspiration about believe it or not. And what did you say back to him? I need to know. I have no idea. Oh my god. Did you respond? Please tell me you sent a sincere response.

I don't even know. I think I was excited and I just texted it to you guys. I hope this guy's like 300 pounds yeah and like and like just to eat out his lunch been like still going still go and I want to get fatter yeah what could he have possibly been inspired by more meatballs more sauce Steven just saying that even saying like serious you're right I shouldn't be thrown out. Oh, I think except our quest I got excited. I screenshot. Let me see the guy Hold on What what what was it? What do you say again? Hey, buddy. Just wanted to thank you for your song today. He didn't release the song

I was recently diagnosed binge eating disorder and identified a lot with your song. Thanks for fighting the good Steven this is pretty blatantant oh my god believe in something how do you believe you still believe i want anyone who's anyone who's inspired by this song please dm steven well there's a lot of stuff that is going into this so uh yes what are you taking this are you trying to inspire with no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no But there there is something in the song that I think Uh, I don't want to give what do you tack tackles pretty heavy topic, but this is oh no no no it's a parody song It's a joke so yeah, but

But you didn't release that so how would that guy be like man that part really touched me And if you're saying it's a joke song then why would you actually think he was inspired by and I'm well I was the one that raised the awareness for You know source oh you just Saying eating disorders and talking about it and correcting you guys for incorrectly interpreting my art You did raise awareness I guess if Titus watches this segment back. He's never gonna come back. No. He's not coming back Didn't he say he had an eating disorder? so bang

So bang I Don't even know what to say right now. I love this Steven I can't believe we're getting teased though Tuesday Tuesday there were a lot of shots to Good way for to celebrate yak 1000. Oh, yeah I mean probably could have done a Monday, but I figured that was a good thing for Tuesday great It is I mean I probably could have done a Monday, but I figured that was a good thing for Tuesday great it is

Lucas's number one song on Spotify is look what you made me do by Taylor Swift. That's crazy It's not even like a top 30. Is it actually that's what you just said He said by far his most listen to song he's listed to it every day since come out He said it was because she didn't make music for a long time and then once she put that out He just pretty much had her repeat for a long time. I didn't know he's a big Taylor Swift guy Oh, that's that's how you started It's what he's good at and he's like Taylor Swift Then and then that opened this and now here we are was his best talent

So just a simple question of what Lucas is good at has saved countless lives when it comes to binge eating He's a hero. And Shay, what is binge eating as a disorder? I don't know. You know this guy. It's eating too much, but I don't know the specifics of it. Don't you think if you're gonna create a powerful message, you should be aware of it?

Look at those tears. Oh my gosh. that's crazy water crazy I mean the bars were so the bars of that song were so oh so it's not his number one okay it's number one most listened to I don't know if it's his favorite just hates it just as I look like what no Sean Moreno. Yeah during the national anthem. It's insane. I You know to the way that Stephen always wins like this guy is going to be like no I actually did have a disorder and he probably That guy would just fuck with Stephen again saying that but I think he might like I'm saying Steven always wins this guy actually probably does

Like that probably was a sincere message. Yeah Yep, he'll celebrate it. Have you gotten any other messages Steven about it? Not that I'm aware of yet, but I don't think I checked my requests recently check them Do you think you'll get a lot more once the music video comes out like holy shit? I needed this Do you think you'll get a lot more once the music video comes out like holy shit? I needed this No idea it'll be it's gonna be interesting there's There are some shock scenes in the video What's good shock see shock see?

Gore cool nothing nothing crazy. There's just a full sex scene He's using the spaghetti as a cock ring there was that guy that would always send the video of him fucking this subway sub or No, I'd McDouble to the bar stool account. Yeah, try to get it post. I'll remember that Yeah, TJ was just watching porn and during mostly sports today. Really I looked up Masters P Was just watching porn and during mostly sports today. Really I looked up Masters pee Because there's a video that a story in the news about a guy peeing at the Masters And the third tweet was a guy peeing into another woman's gaped asshole butthole Was it was it on screen no but standing behind me It was like the carnival game where you shoot the clown's mouth

Yeah, yeah, you're familiar with that work Danny if you search any word on Twitter the fourth tweet is hardcore porn Yeah, it's true shout out Elon. He did that thing he did. It's always gay for me It's always dicks. Yeah, whenever I search like a keyword which doesn't work the search bar used to know it doesn't work Yeah, it stopped working. I'm working would glean any information It's good stop working completely. Yeah, you could type in word-for-word what you're looking for is Lucas still gonna get us our 15 seconds better Wow, it's a hundred one. She's that me Wow Yeah, you could type in word for word what you're looking for is Lucas still gonna get us our 15 seconds better Wow, it's a hundred one six. She's that me Wow He ranked that many songs. He's gotta be making that this fucking guy still can't get a third date

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mine's rigatoni uh You do you fuck with that or no, I it's not my favorite. Do you fuck with it? I'll change Yeah, change that okay. What's mine? I'm a big D. Delaney lady. What's dealing? I don't know it's Tiny little postina. It's like if you chopped rigatoni down into centimeter little teeny tiny Yeah, I like that a lot. There's I found this right. Oh, that's a good mouthfeel Is that our favorite creamy pesto D Delaney bring, that's a good mouth feel. Is that our favorite? This creamy pesto d'italini. Yeah, bring that in.

That's my favorite. That's my favorite, too. My favorite. This is a la jolone. I know I would love that. It's so good. My favorite as well. It's so good.

Definitely done this before. If you guys have it. Chay says bucatini, and then everyone's like, what's bucatini? Oh, yeah, and he took a picture of it. What the fuck is that? And I forgot what it was. I just had to search it.

So how much of us repeating things is just chase prep sheet Oh, it's oh might be chase fault. I mean I passed on the mine last night Yeah, I know you just keep giving us prompts that well the thing is like I'll put down maybe four to eight talking points on the other and then Zero to eight will get discussed. So it's, you know. Wait. Sometimes it's never touched. Yeah, yeah, that's true.

That is true. Is the bread and butter and or garlic bread the best part about going out to an Italian restaurant? No. Definitely not. It's always the entrees. It's an entree guy. I think bread and butter.

I don't know if that's exclusive to Italian restaurants either But they usually got the best because it's warm. I eat too much bread every time. Yeah ruin my meal I will say I love when a breakfast place gives you toast and it's just drenched in butter I love the little packets of the strawberry jam. Yeah Okay, yeah, That was long enough ago. That was too white. That was so long ago. If you guys close your eyes and think of a famous John,

who is it? My brain's like candy. Wayne Gacy. Wayne Gacy, that's crazy. John Candy? Stainless. I was Adams. Ooh, Goodman.

I'm gonna close your eyes. Okay, I'm closing my eyes. Now it's Travolta. Okay, I've gotten a lot of Travolta's oh He's number one what about John Gruden Shit, he's gonna have a good John's John Stewart. You know that's a different John Jay went Okay, let's let's see what not on Turtano. Is this in a specific order John Turturro. Who's John Williams? Really good actor. Very famous actor. I started watching movies again. Whoa. I watched Lost Boys the other night. How'd you like it?

I loved it. It was campy and like bad but in a great way. Those child actors from the 80s. It's an 80s. Yeah, it's like super 80s. Yeah. It's tough to watch things with child actors. I don't know. No, it was that Cory, Cory Feldman. Yeah. He was very funny in it. He was a vampire killer.

Anyway, I just felt excited about that. Do you have any other plans with movies? I started watching a documentary last night about making a movie. What's that called? It was the Northwestern. It was very fun. I actually mentioned you're gonna see the Northwestern. What does that make it? No, I already regret talking. No, no, no, no, no. But it was the Northwestern. What? No, no, no,

no phone. Describe it. Okay. Does that make any sense after you just said Northwestern? Slightly smokey, this documentary's from the 80s. Oh, Northwestern, not the university. Not the university. That's what I thought. That's what we all thought. Slightly smokey. So now we're going Northwest. He has a mullet.

So it's like a Northern Western film? It's this guy from the small town in the Midwest whose dream is to make a movie. So it's not Northwestern. Not Northwestern. Wait, he's from the Midwestern. But you said, you said Northwestern. Well, his movie that he's trying to make, I think,

is called Northwest. Northeastern? Fuck. Whatever. It's a small, it's a documentary about this small town guy who's a little bit of a smoker and a drinker trying to make his dream come true of making a movie. But he's got like no money, no money.

So he's like putting up posters in the local libraries and like the characters he gets to come do this horror movie. That sounds awesome. And his friends are like the goofiest guys you've ever seen in your life. But they're from the 80s and they're, does anyone know, does anyone in the chat

know what the fuck I'm talking about? Well we don't. No. But that's why, yeah, thanks for describing it sure no it does sound good. Do you have your bedazzled bat? I do Can I see that certainly what can we break? My god, yeah, they made a yak bat. It's out there. I forgot to bring it in Oh, is that the the ladies that were in that was hot girl bats they came in this morning. They're awesome wait Can we see the yak bat do you want me to go get it? Yes, okay. Let's break some hell. Yeah it there. I'll hand you this in the meantime You can really fuck shit up with it. Yeah. Yeah American movie this I was so delighted by this

It was one of the best things called coven Okay, where where do we get north? Oh wait? Purpose of raising capital for Northwestern. Oh, that's the film he's trying to make. Got it. It is so charming and so funny and so, it's such a great watch. I was like fucking delighted. Pat was like, this is a classic, you have to watch it.

I'm gonna watch it tonight. It was such a delight. I didn't get through it, the baby started crying. But I'm gonna finish it tonight while I'm trying. Okay, let me get the act back. Okay. So you're in a stare down with a Woman and or a smaller man say like Lucas and they have a bat you think they're beating your ass

Yeah, a woman or a smaller man. Yes with a bat I was tell I was telling Kate like getting that way bat would fucking but that one second grab they need to wind up And also if they swing it and they don't know how to swing a bat and you just grab that's hurting no matter what? Maybe maybe it's covered in spikes, but it's a woman swinging it fuck who's the woman? What if it's a lesbian like do you think that Kate could beat you up with that bat? Yes? I don't know but like imagine Kate swinging a bat It's gonna take her three seconds to make contact when she walks in with the bat go at her Yeah, it's like tackler. Yeah

But softly cuz she's got a broken back still Wow Wow This is the act that oh so we should put it on the wheel someone's gotta get hit with it probably oh this would hurt Yeah Oh, yeah, this would hurt and my bat says sorry not sorry on it cuz I say sorry all the time Oh, I gave Kate a sorry quota for next week. Yeah three There's your pol Rose petals on this Everything has to do with Stephanie Syracuse her sorority or whatever's on there her they customize it to her do with these chickbats

Well, so it's two Chicago gals who were sorority sisters Somewhere in Illinois and then they moved to Chicago and they both had like ugly ass old baseball bats in their rooms for like security Reasons as a lady does and they're like but these bats are ugly So just for fun, they made theirs look cute. They do look great And then I guess their friends like oh, I want cute bats and now they have an Etsy and they have a tick-tock No free ads, but hot girl bats good for them and they were just really fun and really nice and they're yakkers Free ad on this one, I don't feel bad, yeah. Yeah.

They're super cool. Our ad deal with DiMartino bats or whatever the fuck they're called. But they go to thrift shops around the city or whatever, and they find old bats, and they repurpose them. And yeah. I didn't get it. Stephanie was a Ravenclaw.

I would like to beat someone up with this. Yeah. Once you get it in your hand, you're like, fuck. I want to really like, I think I'm going to keep this in the car. For the menstrual cycle? Yeah, for the menstrual cycle. What happens if you get a hot girl

bat versus a hot girl bat? Oh, shit. You want to see? Yeah. I mean, yeah, you could really. Do you want to hit a ball, Kyle? I kind of want to hit fruits with it. Yeah, you could really Do you want to hit a ball Kyle? I kind of want to like hit fruits with it. Yeah, you know Whoa, oh Kyle. Do you get to kill a man with one swing? No, yes. Yes, you could I think somebody could I think you could I don't think I would men are hard to kill

That was an argument. We were having about putters yesterday and then off like would a would one blow to the head with a putter be enough to kill you I think you got a lucky shot right in like a soft spot for sure But yeah, I thought this is cool really cool Girl, that's good for them. So Kate you see a guy approaching you a creepy man You have the bat you just so happen to have a bat on you Let's let's see how you what what are you doing? You choking up? You winding up?

I'd say, sorry. I feel like I'm gonna hit you. Yeah. I would move for a girl right off the bat. Don't you go killing me. Go like this first. I kind of pull stick it. Well they said, I said,

cause they said they heard me talking about what if a guy grabs it from you. They said that's the spikes. A guy could go to grab this from you, but it's gonna hurt. It's gonna hurt him if you tried that. But. Yeah. Yeah look look they have 20 different I just think it's a cute fun idea to repurpose old bats it's just a cute idea and they were very nice and

very fun they're anus heads Oh big an anus I'll buy one right now there is hell yes that's I'm gonna have someone at Kelly Keegs, I think. She would like one too. Hot Girl Bats. They also make them for mediocre girls. Where's Lucas? Yeah, where's Lucas? I really wanna see Lucas.

You came in as Lucas. Oh, you did, all right. Oh, great. That's all I needed. I love it. That's all I needed. Oh, man. I get meatballs and marinara

every time Twirling that angel hair is always on my mind Sometimes I even pair with a nice full age red wine I twirl it once, then I take a bite, ooh Do you look at your computer the whole time?

My computer actually was not with me. Oh, what were you looking at? fold up piece of paper No wrong again big guy I gotta say good lyrics though. Thank you really flows in there well. Thank you Do you have the music playing in your ears? Yes? Okay? Three and a half minutes. I'd never heard it before until a couple days ago. No no I'm not blaming you. I think it's smart I Can't wait to see this Tuesday's gonna be a movie I hope he gets approved to have like instrumental underneath Five percent chance that I've reached out to our lawyers, so hopefully now there is there is a non Taylor Swift

Version, but it obviously is that song now Steve. Can you give us an example? I don't want to spoil everything but of one of the heavier lyrics that make you think Where these people will come out of the woodwork and thank you? Yeah No, I mean it's a light so it's a light it's poking fun at it, but it is raising what? It's saying that this is like a real thing Where's the poking fun? I mean this whole thing is ridiculous. Is there a lyric that you have that's that's directly about an eating disorder? Yes. It's talking about puke. I can't stop eating but I love spaghetti. You'll be the red chunks in my puke later.

Jesus Christ. Get awareness. Really gonna hit home with something. I told you you're gonna want to kill yourself after this. But wait. But I thought, so wait, if you save one life and mine, you're back to zero. Steven's out. Okay.

Okay. Even if one of those is the direct reason you're employed? Even Steven. Can you? I'll say, I got a DM that said, respectfully, Steven's song does nothing but make me want to have another episode of it. Oh. You're bringing it up for people that haven't been thinking about it. Oh really? Because I've gotten several positive DMs the past couple minutes.

Oh, that's weird. Do share. Tell us. Yeah, what did Cliff say? Okay. Oh, I also heard from yak parents of a baby named Todd. Oh, he said whose name in there, baby, Todd baby Oh, they sent a picture. He's very cute baby. I knew Todd got out baby. Yeah, new time modern Todd a modern time Ebony's new is baby's name Tim Tim Tim Oh, yeah, yeah Tam team

Steven what do you got? Steven don't listen to the man in a similar situation to the other guy DMD and is genuinely helpful for us I know you can see this and know you're making a difference lost 60 pounds Early 2023 in my wedding in September and your song really reminded me of that journey and how proud of myself I should be so he was proud of himself for puking Yes, he's losing himself for the These are not so he's Stephen don't let those guys bully you I struggled with anorexia in my teens and always felt especially ashamed Because it's seen as a girl's disease. It's refreshing to see other man's take on eating disorder talk about eating disorder

You have done nothing to raise awareness for this No dude Oh Steve You're making fun of it Don't play it, don't play it Why did I even fucking tape this this morning? Oh Okay, okay, but I don't shit Wild I worked on something. Oh, it's not done. We're gonna love my back But back-to-back freakouts on the yak constant che. Oh my god turning into an artist

This is I'm more excited. I'm way more see how passionate artist. It's his crosshead. I'm more excited for him. I'm way more excited. See how passionate he is about this? Yeah, it's three minutes. We saw two clips. Read us some more DMs. No. Why? Are you taking your ball and going home?

Yeah, we don't. This is a Tuesday thing. It's a Tuesday thing. A little teaser? I don't think I've seen Steve in this. I know I mean that was that was mad You should have yelled at Kate because she really wasn't the one who was doing it. It was all of us. I Would like to put this on the record for Brandon. He said I would never yell at you guys Wow Oh, yeah, but can you apologize to Kate?

Why she was pushing to yeah, but not as hard as the three of us. We were demanding all you guys get that bad ready Kate Yeah, I mean Nick you were pushing way harder. I want you to know that I'm not trying to ruin the project This is coming from a place of excitement. Yes. Thank you. Yeah, and Show we're like looking for some talking points something to watch We don't think it's gonna ruin the video I really can't wait to see it. I'm very excited. And seeing how passionate you are now makes me want to watch it tenfold. Good. Yeah, we'll see it on Tuesday. Do you have like big plans for the edit? Is that why you don't want us to see like the raw version?

I just don't. Why did I do this for like it's not ready. That was a trailer right yeah, okay. We watched the trailer I'm gonna talk about another movie. That's coming soon. Yeah sure yeah from a 24 Alex Garland and the Iraq war veteran Raymond Doza warfare is a visceral boots on the ground story embeds audiences with Navy SEAL station in an Iraqi apartment building in IMAX and theaters everywhere today. April 11th. Get your tickets now. Did we break Jay? Yeah. No, you just pissed me off. Yeah, I think we broke them. But you're not one that's quick to anger at all. So we must have really pushed. I mean, what is it told 46 been telling us 30 minutes. Yeah. What uh so you have no more DMs messages I don't even want to check maybe taking his ball maybe he needs to take his anger out oh yeah oh you want

to hit something che not really I like this this is a new che this is two days in a row. We're Not good people. No, but we're not bad people either because we wanted to see it and it's a preview and I'm more excited for Tuesday Yeah, it's up all the hype what fans aren't constantly begging. What's why are you shaking your head at me? You know what why ahead of me you know why why why oh is it is it because I texted you said Stephen I've struggled with my weight for many years and you say thank you awareness with your song you saved my life is that why nice message like I said they're flooding in Jay there's nothing to do with the fact that we all right whatever I think this has all been really funny and entertaining correct. We have nothing else to talk about right now. Yeah

We're all today and trying to make this show Entertaining for the fan. Yeah, we had a long ass week. I wanted I wanted my whole house is sick I want to just go to bed. And you're giving me life. Yeah, I'm sorry. I would have liked to have had it ready for today. The mini golf resources made that not possible. So we taped it this morning, which is as soon as we possibly could.

And yeah, we don't have any, I mean, we can talk about what Tuesday is going to be. We don't have any big things. So I figured this could be something, as opposed to like, it probably could be ready for Monday. But like, we don't have Even were you a little sad that you weren't involved in the mini golf tournament cuz you should yeah Yeah, definitely and you would know I mean I

The qualifying process was a fair part like everyone was like there should have been a couple automatic invites like obviously the foreplay guys You know the unnamed show guys like big cat obviously you it's here but like you know KB like PFT like you know Kate ever everybody had to qualify so you know I didn't do as well in qualifying but yeah I had major FOMO this week yeah I missed you yeah I was glad I got to play Tuesday night and like play the course oh that's true you had your big moment Tuesday night. Yeah, it was fine But yeah, it you the cool part about Mini golf is you can and like the free throw stream is you cannot replicate that pressure now of Everyone watching you and like even the slightest little mistake is magnified and that is something

That I don't like to miss so yeah, I was bombed. I missed it So was Eddie me and Eddie were texting about Just been like fuck. It's like so awesome Yeah, we should done better. It's on us Do you have a favorite stream you've ever done here? Probably free throws 41 yeah, yeah Looking back and I mean during it. It's not All roses and sunshine terrible. Do you have a favorite documentary? All roses and sunshine. Terrible.

Do you have a favorite documentary? Devil's Playground maybe? The one about Rumspringa? About Amish people? I haven't seen it. Alright. That's a good answer. When I was 23 and I just moved out,

I used to go, every Tuesday night, I would go to Now extinct blockbuster video and go to the documentary section I'd rent a documentary and I would get Chinese food from the place next door and walked my apartment two blocks away And I would have a fun night Tuesday nights every Tuesday. Yeah Look look forward to it break up the week. It's awesome. That's a great. Yeah, Tuesday Tuesday doesn't get enough love Tuesday night you need something It's such a nothing. It has no personality Tuesday. Is that a good show? No, I don't think so. I think arguably worst day of the week. Yeah, it is Monday

You're not really expected to do anything Tuesdays when you got to make up for Monday, right? Yeah, and you're still so far away from the weekend. Yeah, Tuesday Tuesday gets Get shit on Tuesday sucks. Yeah, but if you can have something to look forward to that night, then you know you wake up the next day and You know by lunchtime or halfway through the week. So are you excited for the NBA playoffs? Yes, this this next couple days of NBA kind of sucks because there's like one meaningful game at night But I guess the Western Conference is tight. But you're going to have the best NBA playoffs.

Yeah, you are, man. I hope so. Did you got TJ to send it to us? Eddie getting his table delivered? Oh my god. Between the drywall and this. Poor guy. How did this break?

It just, I don't know. Maybe you can't hold it from the edges. What's a fire table, by the way? You gotta look to the right. It has like the pebbles in the spot. They're unloading it off the truck. Oh! I mean, that's...

It fell apart before it even hit the... Yeah, it just split right in half. What? That's... Going vie vie though. It is? I think so. An hour, 1,000. Oh, there we go.

Brutal, Eddie. Also, did you see Brandon left the Masters at 3.30 yesterday? Yeah. There's no chance the big pencil's on the ground. I don't think they even brought it. Wait, why do you leave? I didn't see that. Someone read it.

For everyone curious, Brandon tapped out around 3. 330 fair. We were up since 5 a.m. I tweeted this from the car the Naruto then maru to come on Danny ran back in crushed beers hung out until 630 and hand fought for a cab home after so he stayed for Three hours after Brandon left. I think that's why he brought Joey. No guilt for going home leaving somebody he only his third best friend. True. He lasted a long, long enough time. 5 a.m. to 3 30. Yeah, it's pretty good. Has he been on TV at all? Has he been in the background of anywhere? I don't think anybody spotted

him. I haven't seen any tweets posting about him. I did see one guy that on like the 16th hole just had a hat that just said 16. I love that. Pretty cool. Just a fan of that hole. That's fine. Yeah, I'm a fan of the holes, not the golfers. Yeah, this hole specifically is my hole.

He roots for the hole to beat them. Yeah, and just that hole. Yeah. That rules. There also was the golfer with the upside down hat. Yeah. That bothered me. Well, he with the upside down hat yeah that bothered me well He's the one who peed yeah on the course no problem with me I I think the hat was offensive so quick can we inverse it like you know the text I've been seeing that a lot

What's up with that? I got Prescott kind of started Ben Denucci Like popularized it in Dallas and then Dax started wearing it It's a Dallas based brands the brand mission statement is in 2020 the whole world felt like it was upside down That's some deep fucking shit And what's his say Absolutely, I've been seeing it more late. Yes. Yes, you're right This is what he wore to the Masters Can't do that and then he pissed and then he pissed

So he's like the bad boy of the Masters this week. He's an amateur. So yeah, okay Is he doing well? I don't think so. Mm-hmm. I'll check I would imagine no Did the camera get him peeing? I don't think so. I think everyone saw him though and he like People were cheering for him. Why you need the yeah, he is plus four right now 64th place so not doing well, that's pretty fucking impressive still What who is the amateur that won something a few years ago? He was just low amateur Who is you know who I'm talking about? Are you talking about Neil something?

Probably. Yeah, Neil Sch- No, Neil Shipley's a- Is that a character? Neil Shipley. Did that guy ever end up getting a clear at him? Are you actually? I think so. How I met your mother.

Nick Dunlap, or no old guy right no Yeah, school of rock. What's the Neil guy? Oh was it him? Oh? He oh he won okay, so Ned no Nick Dunlap won an event Isn't there a Neil the guy that everyone was like you went viral for winning lock right the older guy Mike No, you're oh you're thinking of mark block mark mark block mark Block he came on your show on PMT. No, I Remember he had a hole in one also. Yeah, Neil Shipley's a guy He did well last year at the Masters. I think he won low amateur. Yeah that guy

Are you allowed to I think you're thinking of mark Block? I think so. Michael Block. Michael Block. Blocky. Would you get dinged for celebrating? Like if I did a cartwheel after I hit a putt? Yeah, that would not be looked. Yeah. But what are they going to do about it? What are you going to do about it? I would just like you can never come back. But what if I'm on a heater on this 18 holes and I don't get a car

and I don't care if I ever come back? Yeah. Yeah. Like, is there they don't dock you for any. They can't. Well, the Masters can do whatever they want. Oh, they literally don't. They have a one year contract with CBS. They call up CBS every year and they're like, yeah, you can do it again. Oh, OK. They just do whatever Gilmore guy came through if they had to be like, OK.

Yeah, no, they do whatever they want. Other golf tournaments are a lot more lax but the Masters you they just make all the rules And they decide everything Going off the guy wearing a 16 hat is there like a Marlins man equivalent in the golf world? Remember the Tiger Woods guy the with the cigar. Yeah that one. Oh, yeah Yeah, I don't think there is a Marlins man. There's a green shirt guy in wrestling Is there a football guy? It would have to be like per team over football? Yeah? Yeah, didn't Marlins man just get like officially banned. No you're thinking Zach Campbell, and that didn't happen, okay, but also

He's a big so close okay, he's the biggest loser. Yeah're so close. He's the biggest loser. I think so. Oh, because you guys are losers and you don't respect greatness. Is that what it is? Fair enough. As long as I'm on the opposite side of him. That's fine. Rico Bosco said he wrote a blog

saying that Zack Campbell continues to be the worst to ever do it. Factually incorrect. He's quite be the worst to ever do it. Factually incorrect. He's the best. He's quite literally the best to ever do it. So wait, who is it? Whether you like it or not, he is the best. The foul-ball guy that wears his own self on his shirt.

Yeah. And then when he gets in trouble, he zips up the hoodie. Yeah. Goes incognito. He might be the best at doing his specific thing. We were trying to figure that out. Who's the best at doing anything ever? It's him or Joey Chestnut.

You said Phelps. I said Phelps, but he's lost. Joey Chestnut's the best to ever do it. It's not Phelps. Phelps is like in common sports, but maybe... at anything. Doesn't have to be a sport. Hot dog eating Joey Chestnut, I don't think anyone's even come close to his record.

He's won every time. The only time he lost was when his fiance broke up with him a week before the Coneys. But his best is so much farther, so much better than everyone else's. Like, what's his record? 76 or something? I don't think anyone's.

Yeah, he might be the answer. Yeah. So this guy's thing is getting foul balls? Or it's him. Simple. Simple. 83. Yeah, Hampel, he's got like thousands of balls. But is Chestnut Chessnut of Kobayashi isn't banned?

I mean, he beat Kobayashi straight up. At the tail end of... But then they played again. And also, isn't it like a man versus... It's kind of... You're not really competing kind of like white socks You're not competing against guy next year competing against yourself right? You're like he's his record is his peak. I Don't know if there's a live ball era for hot dog eating That changes it. Yeah, steroid or

Is yeah, what would the stereo? Yeah, I mean Steroider is yeah, what would the stereo yeah, I? mean 76 44 raisin canes chicken fingers in five minutes That's in 32 Big Macs. Are these all records Shit we should get him for the bang bang That would be it would be easy be game over. I don't know though cuz it's like time Oh, shit. We should get him for the bang bang. That would be easy. It'd be game over.

I don't know, though, because it's like time. He can eat really fast. He finishes all this shit before he gets full, right? He's a sprinter. Trend Thunder mentioned. Trend Thunder. Shout out Trend Thunder. Fairmont, West Virginia.

He's got the pepperoni roll record. God damn, Joe. I love a good pepperoni roll. I could make some tonight. All time tailgate snack. Yeah, I'm surprised you guys even know about that. My mom takes out the Ziploc bag. Hostess donuts.

My mom used to take me to the Hostess discount store. My mom would take me to the Hostess discount store. They had a word scramble on the wall, and if you solved it, you got free ho ho or twinkie really? Yeah, you could get like a trash bag full of hostess goods. I loved it. Yep outside of hamplin Joey chestnut Who would it be? Carlson the chess player yeah, I think I still think Alex Honnold at free solo climbing Yeah, even though like I guess the alpinist might have been considered better in the community that the community died

Or he did die like son of more the guy who died the guy who died. I died so non-traditional sports I think that's where you find any field any specific you saying bolt right doesn't it do his record still stand But he how many golds a lot but has he had silvers I But how many golds? A lot. But has he had silvers? I don't know. Because that kind of negates it. That's true.

Like the best birder in the world. Who's the most prolific birder? Do they get sponsorships? Probably like Bush's baked beans. They're sweeping everybody up like that. Yeah Bush's baked beans. I'd like to sit in their marketing meeting. We got the cornhole cornhole We need it. We got a birder demolition derby. We got a big frisbee golf tournament coming up. Where else should we spend our money? Yeah

Now we could stop all these and do one major sport Yeah monster trucks check we we have everything people are watching. Dude, just do one hot chick. Yeah, smother one hot chick in bushes. You're the bush chick. Yeah, get Sydney Sweeney in a bath full of beans. There it is. Let's not do that. No, let's not do that.

Nah, let's do cornhole. Yeah. With the illest fitting jerseys of all time. Yeah, there's a... They got spike ball. Yeah. We're gonna do that instead. Sorry, Sweeney, we got spike ball.

I guess it's working. It is, we're talking about it. I associate Bush's baked beans with like every backyard sport. Yeah. And I guess that's when you're is, we're talking about it. I associate Bush's baked beans with every backyard sport. And I guess that's when you're having baked beans in the backyard. Baked beans are a thing that I don't go out of my way to have, but it's one of those foods that when you have it, you're like, oh yeah.

When it's a side, I get baked beans. I love them. I used to eat a lot of them in college, because I'd go to Sam's Club and just get frozen chicken breasts and baked beans. Beanie weenies? Yeah, and I would just eat that. My roommate's dad worked for Pepperidge Farm,

was a delivery man, so we got all the expired Pepperidge Farm. Oh, that's awesome. It was amazing, except there was one time when we only had the cinnamon bread, so I was making like salami sandwiches on cinnamon bread. Yeah. A little salty with the sweet.

It was fine, it was fine. That's a great hookup though. It was the best hookup Yeah, do you guys have any friends from growing up that had like sick hookups like that Kyle had a Kyle's uncle was a wriggly man really, you know What was it whatever makes starburst and like you had our pavers all the candy and gum do you know that Henry Lockwood has swallowed every piece of gum that he's ever chewed?

What? No, he hasn't. Yes, he has. He swallows it every time. What's it actually? People say it stays in your system like seven years. No, it's true. It goes through with everything,

but you're definitely just pooping out a whole piece of gum. Right, I don't think you're digesting it, are you? No, that's like the whole, like, don't eat a watermelon seed you grow watermelon shit Finster had a Chuckie Finster. What does hang just like the throat feel or what? I don't know why it's so easy to spit out so easy I don't think he's a big-time gum chewer, but I just know that whenever he does he swallows most gums come with the spitting receptacle The paper the paper. Yeah, I will say I've panicked at like fancy restaurants from like fuck I can't put this on the plate there's nowhere to put under the table oh yeah I go behind my ear yeah I mean you got to

feel like such a bad boy when I do that because that is bad it's it's bad boy behavior evil is evil what's the baddest boy behavior you do that's not really something? Putting something you chewed that somebody else has to clean up with their hand. Yeah. But I think under bleachers is fine because you know no one's ever going to fair games. You're not supposed to put your hand under bleachers. They don't clean up with their hand. They have the little scraper.

You think they have a gum scraper at fancy restaurants? Yeah. You ever clean up a stadium? No. I've never cleaned up a stadium really good question Ken state had such little money that the wrestling team had to clean up after the football game Oh my god every Sunday morning that there was a home game And it I mean they have they draw small crowds, but it was still trash disgusting just wet pizza everywhere.

Oh. It was always wet. Would you find money? Never money. Damn. Have you guys ever dined in Dash before? No. Accidentally.

Accidentally? Yeah. I thought it was like I moved from the bar to the table and I thought everything was closed out at the bar, they were just running that tab. So I closed out my bar tab left. I Worked at a 24-hour diner and I got dashed on Yeah, that's cool. She was always cool teens Is it true that you would have to like cover that bill then as this as their server our restaurant didn't make us do that

But I've heard that I've heard that I do, too. I've shoplifted by accident before. I've done it purposely. I've never done it on purpose. I've done it a couple times. A grocery store, I'll do it by eye. Like, it'll either be like, my kids will grab something and I don't see it. Or like, if I put something, like I'll

put something in my pocket. Yeah, like the checkout items are fair game. They've really got the self-checkout down though. You can't steal anything. What do you mean? Like it'll beep no matter what. Even Jewel has it where like they say the weight. Yeah.

Oh yeah. We're fucked. Are you guys, like let's say you're buying a drink in a grocery store. Do you open it up and drink it while you're shopping? Yes. You do? That is the most confident man moving of all time.

I'll eat something while I'm there. That's crazy. I'll open up like a box of like like some chips or something from my that's sure like just eating something as you're going Through be no why not can't wait for the chips Got him right there. Why also Hank Hank? I also I do go to the grocery store hungry bad idea yeah Hank they don't believe me Tell me tell them what you you like you like chewing gum Occasionally and what do you do with it I?

Chew it and then When I'm done chewing it yeah, well it's come I consider like a piece of candy so like a piece of candy. I swallow Like you like eating gum How many pieces of gum have you eaten a lot? Over five like you know like the CBS bags You know they have the individual like candy like the peaches or they'll have the gumballs Yeah, I would eat that at the same rate. You need a bag of candy What are your turds like that's that's a myth his ass blow

The seven-year things a myth I know that's a myth, but it doesn't like satiate you provide provide I don't chew gum regularly like I said that I said you weren't a big Dad I'm honestly my dad I hate it It was like you can't you come in the house like so I might have been like chewing gum like I would just like He hated gum no chew He just hates chewing yeah Yeah, yeah, so then you just swallow so I swallow yeah, but yeah I'm not I don't regularly chew gum or look for it

But if I do you know happen upon a piece That's going in your belly. Yeah, yeah It's like it's a flavorless wad and then like it just feels weird to want to swallow. You're choked on it Chew it down It doesn't it doesn't it stays the same gum. It's like a it's like a spree chewy spree No, it's not like a chewy spree wait Do you just chew it for like five bites and then well the gumballs like those little gumballs those lose their flavor instantly So you just like a little issues like I would I could take down a pack of publishes

45 minutes want some chicklets. Oh yeah, I'm not to you lunch, but for after 45 minutes on some chicklets. Oh, yeah, I'm not to eat lunch, but for after She won right now. Oh, tiny they're great How are you supposed to chew this what so you're just gonna like you're gonna chew me you're just gonna it's gum Wow come come this small Enjoy try to try swallowing now while it has flavor How is it taste good So you just decide to swallow once it loses flavor because it doesn't break apart doesn't dissolve at all it's all a little bit

We're getting close It's done You're like satisfied you feel I would have chewed that that was more for the show I'll probably shoot that for another like two minutes All right, that's it What's the next idea 2026 mini golf yeah, you know how Augusta like they all it's like they their entire season the year is just around two weeks Like that's my my goal. Yeah, I

Mean one big week a year Massive success. I think next year. I think next year. Yeah, I think next year We should do is like we get instead of the qualifying we get whatever 24 people and then they play to decide Like rankings and then you draft it. I like that I also would it might be a tax on this office But if we had this for two weeks and we did an entire like match play bracket Oh that'd be we thought they're like Thursday Friday before which is in the office and then the tournament like our office Yeah, yeah, I like that and then the tournament. Oh, I like that a lot good stuff good good good problems. I have yeah

Yeah, KB was electric See a celebration with beef. Oh, yeah, you true. Yeah, yeah, I Laughed baby just being at the center of the storm. They've been like gonna celebrate. He was like no. I didn't do that Something like that. I forgot one asked me. Are you gonna celebrate? I'll find the clip. It was something along along those lines. It was very funny Yeah, how were your stress levels throughout? It was good. I Knew that was gonna happen to an extent

I kept saying all week like I wanted it to go down to overtime, you know sudden death elimination After that happened, I've never rooted for a team harder than I was rooting for the blue team Yeah, like I was I was because it's over for a team harder than I was rooting for the blue team. Yeah. Like I was I was because it's over. The case is closed. The folder shut. If somehow big cats seem in one and one and over time, it would still be ongoing and I would have been a lot more stressed. But it all it all worked out.

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To answer your question from before, friends with perks, people have used this one in the office too, Buddy's mom, DMV, cut the line. Wow. That's a good one Well, yeah That's a retired. She did retire. Yeah. No, I used it and I I was like I was basically being escorted around the DMV. It was like it was like under 15 minutes. Yeah, I wish I had perks to give That's page had a passport guy. She's a guy. I have a passport friend who got my passport super quick.

It's awesome. Yeah. The problem with the perks, though, is that, like, if you have, like, I could get perks, but then I'd have to give something back. Yeah. Yeah. You might be my perks guy. The pirates are, uh...

I don't do that. You know what I mean? Like, I don't do... My wife actually gets mad at me because she's like, we could go to any restaurant in Chicago You just like if you just would text one or two people I'm like, but then I'd have to do something in return I don't I don't like doing that right or like asking for like right, right but yeah, the

Cubs tickets Moresh came in and asked for he said can I buy two tickets or one game off? He was like, I don't. It was like a play. But it was like two months around. I was like, I don't know. I was gonna ask you for August. Shh.

Maybe. The Pirates series. Maybe. Okay, cool. Yeah. Fuck yeah. I think so. Fuck yeah, thanks.

A weekend? I don't know. I don't need them all. You can have them all. I Don't need them all you can have more I don't need them all It's it's in August. We won't will Don't worry about it. Didn't mean to do that during the show. I'm not worried about it. Okay, just so we're clear I'm panicking internally You're gonna have to remind me seven more times. That's fine. That's fine And then the day of you're gonna be like you got those and but like yes cool. Fuck. Yeah, that's how it's gonna go I

Need to be more of a giver. What are you talking about? No, yeah, that's gay I don't know Kate. How's your back? It's doing great. Getting my live MRI coming up on Monday, Monday morning. What do you hope I find? See if I'm cracking anymore. See if I'm still breaking. What's live MRI? Live MRI? I just said I have one on Monday, I guess.

But hopefully I have the bones of a 60 year old woman instead of an 80. Oh, they're trying to reverse it. I want to start riding my bike to work and I'm too afraid to ride a bike still I just know I'll be the one to It's embarrassing to fall off your bike Let alone be hit by a bus on one and go scooter since they they caught that guy got that guy fuck

Kyle and I have a video coming out at 215. Oh, what is it? We uh Went out to see who could throw a pair of jeans the furthest Yeah, who all can you name the lineup? It's me, Kyle, Francis, Rudy. Mook has a hurt shoulder so he couldn't puck trowel. Did everyone have to hold the jeans the same way or it was up to interpretation? You could fold twice. Any way you would like. I have so many questions but I don't want to spoil it.

Right. I can see it to spoil it. Right. I can see it taking off as a sport. Uh-huh. Yeah, Jeans throw. Or just like, if you guys want us to like, throw something else. Ooh. That is video. No. Bring my raggedy bra in.

See how far that thing can fling. Oh yeah, flinging it. Yeah. Maybe a little. Yeah, but Jeans, you have to throw it right because if they open up they parachute and then they'll stop dead yeah there's a lot of factors did each person get to bring their own jeans 33 33 501 light wash okay two folds three rounds last place eliminated each round oh Oh shit. Yeah So is that what you guys are doing in the alley the other day? Yeah

We got kicked out. Yeah, I came out. He's like, you know, I'm working guys I think he I think he heard the genes flying in the wind You guys release that it's coming out right after yeah Did you did he in the end before he went back inside did he realize it was a gene so incompetent? Oh, yes, no, he did as fuck. I think he had to I think that's what was loud Yeah, we don't have a tunnel We don't have an alley a couple throws went awry and hit the side of the building and too loud Was it the same guy who's throwing jeans out there the same guy who came out during the out-of-order sketch

No, no, no, this is the other alleyway I have a question for you two because you're traditionally not big drinkers What I'm you're not I wouldn't say you're big drinkers or Kyle and Nick, but like I'm going way more than me He thinks he called you an alcoholic. No well cuz I'm going to a bachelor party after this I think you're out of that era first time in Austin, Texas. I just go fuck Yeah, you all right fine as a knock as a as a as a non-big drinker yourself What are you two doing like on a three-day binge when basically you're super fucked up and doing a shit little coke Same I would I would I haven't done a three-day or I can't see I had a three day like now I wouldn't be able to do a three day. I don't have three days in me. I try the first day

I'll do the games and be fun and then I don't participate in drinking games the other days, but I'm around Yeah, the second you're definitely doing and what are you? Drinking games the other days, but I'm around yeah the second you're definitely doing in what are you why are you asking this question though? Because I would just I feel like all my friends We're gonna be drinking from start to finish day one to day three, but you two I could see you day two Maybe school in that nap. Yeah, yes Literally calling you guys losers Danny. What the fuck? Yeah, that was crazy I can't as to not straight up calling you a loser. Ew, um, yeah, I don't know. I'm not good with like being around people that long either.

Okay. So I think I would go up to my room for a little bit. Oh, I always. Also the move, the move I would do when I was a little, when I was getting up there and I knew I didn't have like three full days in me, is I would just be, I'd become the guy on Saturday at like 10 a.m. Who's like let's get fucked up and then by like 6 p.m. I'm like and I'm done get every yeah yeah that's justified

I gotta get everybody because there's always like like when you're on a bachelor party there's one person who can get it going early I would do that and it was always I love day drinking more than anything and you know there'd be some people who like straggling, being hung over, and then by like 6 p.m., just being like, I'm good, I did it. I fucking put pedal to the metal as hard as I could. Yeah, that's the play. Start as early as possible.

I like starting in the morning. Getting everyone excited, you're fresh. And then by the time the afternoon rolls around, everyone's too drunk, they won't notice you giving up Yeah, and there's like shifts too There's like some guys who won't start to like four o'clock and then they'll be like alright We're going out and I'm like I've been drinking since 10. I don't want to go out. What are your extracurriculars? Well, that's what I was gonna say

I don't I don't always love being the morning guy cuz then you're staring down that dinner and at night if you have one We have a dinner that dinner at night if you have one. Oh, you have a dinner. Ah. That's a big yawn. Do the dinner and then be done. Yeah. No one's gonna be like, where's Danny if you miss the dinner?

Yeah, they never are. Yeah, like, how important are you to this friend group? Where do you lie in the rankings? For this one, I would say I'm... It's a bigger group, 10, 12 guys. I'd say I'm top five. Top three has to go to dinner. You're fine What is it after this? I'm going to treat your hair wait, so how's it gonna be three days?

I'm coming back Monday morning. Oh So Sunday's a drinking day mm-hmm if everyone's not dead you have Saturday and Sunday and tonight mm-hmm you can do that Yeah, you handle that where you going is there like what like what is there to distract? Are you going to strip club? I don't know yet Probably doing a party barge doing large margin party barge To be honest, I know I'd like to party party barge going in pretty blind you go in fucking mothership Put your name in the bucket for Tony. God, maybe when is the when is the big dinner? Saturday I hate the big dinner. Yeah. I was always always ruins everything. You just think back of your mind all day.

Yeah, it's all it should always and always the big dinner should be just grilling. That should add because that's where you could just the perfect bachelor party is like Saturday Everyone's day drinking you grill a bunch of hot dogs and hamburgers around five o'clock And then if you can you go out if you can't yeah We've talked about this before but I think no one really wants to go to the dinner No in a perfect world you're drinking in the house all day. I think it's like the shame of Coming back from Texas need to be the guy who fucking tells everyone,

hey, we don't care. Where's your big dinner? I don't know the name. Never been. I think that's part of, like... Because dudes don't plan stuff. I think that's the shame, too, of all the other non-guys getting married being like, we got to do something for them.

Right, yeah. Oh, forget that. Just go and hang out. You guys are having a hibachi guy one night, right? Oh, that's fun. That'll be fun. Is that a great idea? Yeah.

Yep. That'll be fun. It'll be an interesting show Monday. I've been in several Bachelorette parties. I'm the opposite person. Instead of fading out early and disappearing, I'm like one of the last stragglers. Of course.

Where are we going to next? I used to have that personality where I couldn't go home till something happened. Like something crazy or some crazy interaction or whatever. And you always find a couple others that are like that. You have to find a like-minded individual. I found my guy and we stayed back from golfing. Okay, I found mine and we wound up in an alley

doing ketamine. You know,, it's no I'm kidding You had to have told your one story on here before right the teeth. Oh, yeah, that wasn't a bachelorette party That was just a rugby hangout the teeth. Yeah, I've told it on here before my friend who knocked her two front teeth out Oh, yeah fully out Girls had a spaghetti strainer searching through her vomit and blood For her teeth. Yeah, I don't know what I'd do if I had to go to a bachelor party right now Fully out the girls had a spaghetti strainer searching through her vomit blood For her teeth. Yeah, I don't know what I'd do if I had to go to a bash right now

This is three days. Three days is a long long one. Yeah, what's the plan? What's the plan on Sunday? Why is why son that's a weird? Setup is it cuz like Sunday fundays in Austin are supposed to be like oh is that extra? I don't know. I'm gonna go with the flow guy. Yeah, they said Friday coming home Monday. I said sure all right You guys all flying to a lot of the you guys flying together Some of them already left. I'm flying with one other friend. Okay, so that's also dangerous It's like flying with a bunch of them getting drunk on the plane, right? This is this is just Yeah, already drunk when you show up, and you still gotta like get food and drinks for the house. Yeah.

Are you pro that move? No. Not. I'm saying I've been, it's when you end up on the same flight as like six or seven of your buddies and then you're like, fuck, I guess we gotta drink. You get too drunk on the plane. Yeah.

I hate getting drunk on planes. Yeah, just not a place for, like, it's a place to smoke weed. Well, I hate getting drunk on planes. Yeah, just not a place for like it's a place to smoke weed Well, I always feel Fucked up after a plane anyway, so it's like I don't want to be drunk and confined to an airplane Yeah, I went to Arizona. I think it was like two years ago I made a vlog about it too And I sat next to this guy who was just like a full-blown party animal, and there was an older woman in the middle of us,

and she was coming back from her dad's funeral. So we just started like, grief drinking. He was just buying shots for us on the plane. You made a vlog? Yeah. Can I see it? Yeah. Where's it exist?

It's on my Instagram. It'll say, the on-screen text will say, Arizona Flight Vlog. Fuck yeah. Really creative. Instagram it'll say the on-screen text say Arizona flight blog Creative So the woman was down for it. Oh, yeah, as we were we were mixing Stella's Fireball Fireball on a plane. I don't think I've ever gotten drunk on a plane Oh hair moving walkway. I love I would love that. I would love that.

Oh shit. Starting off on the O'Hare Moving Walkway. I love my O'Hare vlog. Yeah, that's undeniably you. Still gives me the same brain stimulation as riding a roller coaster every time. I almost went round two, but I knew the guys were waiting for me and ready for a long weekend of me shoving my phone in their face. Even the shit was happening.

No phones, no phones, we're about to board. He was right, we were about to board. Survived takeoff, then hit some Q in those clouds. The melatonin didn't take last night, so I'm trying to sleep the full four hours but I'm slowly realizing that that is going to be impossible. This is the way you're doing it. Turns out the guy on the aisle seat in my row is just a full-blown party animal and orders a shot and a beer for me and the older woman between us. Alright! Yes he is!

It looks like a party. Do you guys want to do a fireball or do you want to do like a... Really not in the mood for rage but there's only so much you can do with a full drink on your airplane tray. It looks like I'm fired. drinking when we shouldn't even be drinking in the first place. So now we're mixing beer with liquor, naturally canned Stella's somehow found their way in the mix. This guy's offering the mom a cigar. I have to tell him to go home. Oh my god I love this guy! I'm disappearing, kind of suspicious, but at the same time I could use a breather. Whoa! They come to a landing in Phoenix and it did not come quietly. If you thought the luggage handlers were safe from row 38, then you were dead wrong. Planned on getting at least a little bit of rest on this flight, but instead just spent the past four hours drinking

vodka, Miklobaltra, Fireball, and Stella in one sitting. Just a nice glass of junk. Were you drunk? Of course we were the first. Absolutely. Yeah. We had to forcefully check our bags while Eddie was very first seat of first class.

So he went and got to rent a car and pulled up like he was about to pick us up for soccer practice He had the Mize Yeah, yeah, yeah, then he had demise Him and his boys were on their way to spring training in Arizona watch the white sox And you know the car just got there Tried real quick didn't work. I'm so happy. He's back For now where is he see here today? I didn't see him no chance Still at Sarkis. Take the day victory resting on his laurels pie sleeping in that breakfast

Is that somebody sleeping in there? There's two people Turn on the light nothing suspicious there Yeah, they have a barrier You know I swallow right an intrusive thought barrier right between Steven. Are you still mad at us? Yeah, yes He's bad TJ's nodding yes, I might have been the maddest he's ever been without easily I know it is really yeah I'll take in a bit. He's never been mad at us before let all he's mad at me that bucks Falcons game

That was yeah, really pissed me off. He's mad at brand be a pro is the closest I've seen to that yeah Would you say that it was just I just was like oh man. They're gonna blow it Was this was this worse than be a pro think it was Worse than be a pro not as bad as shut the fuck up Frank This was like more random honestly like the big cat The big guy one of the cave was probably the maddest The Frank one Maybe that wasn't that was the maddest so Frank and then the big cat in the cave and then

Yeah, these these two are pretty similar. Yeah, would you be mad if we made this one more mad? I'm sure we met if we replayed it just as proof how spontaneous it was wasn't it was 30 minutes lead-up But it went from like you can't know your normal demeanor to not only yelling but swearing Yeah, it's also crazy to have this in the works and expect us not to talk about it and be excited about it Like this is probably the biggest thing. I'm glad you're excited right now. I'm glad you're excited about it, but Yeah, I want and in the past like 15 minutes we've gotten word that we can't use

Any TGA was form of background music like when like Sunday night, when my wife is like, what do you have this week? I'm going to be like, look what you made me do, spaghetti. That's going to be my answer. Yeah, Tuesday, Yak 1000. Right. Usually it's like, oh, this night I'm going to have to work late.

No, it's going to be just, look what you made me do, spaghetti. So Yak 1000, it's, you know, we had the chance that we could go over any of the things that have given me my hardest belly laughs in my life. And we're doing Look What You Made Me Do Spaghetti. Acoustic. Acoustic, acapella. It's crazy because Look What You Made Me Chew was right there. Oh my god.

Ohhhhh. Oh no, he's revving back up. He's revving back up. Oh, look at the vein. The vein in his head. Don't know You made me Doesn't fit the message though you're right yeah message um have you gotten any other messages Stephen Why does it look what you made me chew fit the message because it's about it's not about eating it's about the I don't say it you're like overeating so you're mad at yourself for well if it's about believe me out like what about

look what you made me spew oh yeah that's good that's really good now that More than one, okay, okay. Well, if it's about bulimia, like, what about Look What You Made Me Spew? Oh yeah, that's good. That's really good. Now that would fit the message. Would Look What You Made Me Spew fit the message? Look What You Made Me Poo, it's Hank eating all his gum? Yeah, that's it. Steve, can we do like a genius style interview

where you break down the lyrics? If we can't do background music, maybe we get a couple people to like go acapella or yeah, what place minstrels? What is it a beat boxing Andy Bernard? Oh? Yeah Just get broccoli rob Did you get any messages I feel like he's the gum the gum chewing is very Did you get any messages? I feel like the gum chewing is very angry. TJ had like a Skittles gum that he wanted me to try. And it does, it tastes like Skittles.

I said he'd be crying. Can I try some? Hubba Bubba Skittles collab. Whoa. Also, they got Skittles Giants now, so... Oh, yeah. Next special. This is actually is when we tried to get him to do some of his stand-up And he was mad that we were gonna ruin it who saw these skills not they had to be big He doesn't like putting out stuff. That's not ready. Huh can't blame him Wow They've Giants gooey, I'd like a like a big one the size of like a cheeseburger and really take a big bite out of a skittle

I wouldn't I just like to that crunch Chay do you have any messages you'd like to share I have gone a couple all right. I got one that I read Yeah, I've messaged with this guy punch Can you read thank you for thank you for the song ignore the rest of the yak I used to have really severe Anorexia that was an issue for most my 20s, but as of last month. I'm up to 280 We're not shaming Do anything to help also your song has it? Don't the song is a dread light

Also your song has a- What? Don't- The song is a joke- It's a joke that hasn't come out yet. But I don't think it's a joke. It is, but it's also something that I've worked on. You put out a video of the gene tossing video, I'm sure you don't want that. You tape it and I'm sure you want it to be edited and you want it to come out. But you want it to be appreciated as a parody or inspiring to people with eating disorders?

Well like- You gotta pick a lane. But you want to be appreciated as a parody or inspiring to people with eating disorders Well, like if you can't do both if I was going to just sing an acapella I could have already done that but like I we already looped in editors and people are working on it right now We shot it this morning. Like I don't know work was put into it. So I'd like to let that breathe Would you say this project? mocks eating disorders in any way I Think I'm ox everything no it mocks everything Yeah, I Don't know what this project is see I'm like

You fed us just enough Which is actually what the song is trying to promote right? Which is actually what the song is trying to promote right? Right to where it opens your eyes By mocking everything it's so meta Holy shit, I'm excited about I think you guys are gonna hate it, but I'm We're not gonna I mean we might have a strong inclination you guys will all hate it. We'll be disgusted by it. But like let's say... We're disgusted? Do you like it? Do you? I don't know I haven't seen it.

But you made it. You made it. We were there. Yeah but we didn't even like do it sequentially so. But do you like your like the lyrics and do you... It's fine. I mean this isn't a project I would have picked to do but yeah I mean it was a storyline that you know had some leg so I into it, and you know went fully in so I'd like to See how that comes out I'm not gonna hate it. I will probably will hate it. I'm gonna probably hate it so much that I love it Yeah, that's a good place to be yeah

Nothing wrong with that. I think the message will land Whatever that may be Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. I think the message will land. Whatever that may be. Certainly. Yeah. A lot of people are going to know more about eating disorders on Tuesday. Are they? Yeah, that's where we just don't know what the message is.

He leaves us again with one that's just confusing. We think we're done talking about it, then he drops that. He drops that and we go right back into it now. It's informative He just keeps flipping it up on us It's crazy so like you have like statistics and figures about eating disorders hell. No, so But we're gonna learn a lot about eating disorders. Yeah, did you learn anything? Did you research? So what do you know about eating disorders enough? Enough to respect them. He's been so coy enough, but you're you are mocking it raising awareness

Starting a conversation. Yeah, there you go. There you go You're getting the the people talking Each answer is just a different road that he's taking us down. I've gleaned nothing nothing Zah you've heard it The the first bar took me out, but is that was he accurate and what he's saying about this But is that what is he accurate and what he's saying about this? Yeah, no, I think you guys are more you guys are more on the on the track of what what I heard I mean, I only heard a snippet the shot that they that they shot here So it could be it could be different than other shots, but yes

It was I could not survive the first bar Goddamn I could not survive the first bar. He could survive the first bar. God damn. I love it. Steven, I'm happy you did it. Can we get it on the touch tunes of like a popular bar on a Friday night? I mean, we got the word no background music, so I don't think it's going to sound particularly good.

But I think it could be. That doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah. Art is up to interpretation, right? So. I don't think it's gonna sound particularly good, but I think it could be. That doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah. Art is up to interpretation, right? So. I went to the, whatever, the Chicago Art Museum, Chicago Museum of Modern Art a couple weeks ago.

And I think it was Monet. There's a room for Monet, which, okay, fair. There's just a whole wall and essentially all the same painting. It's um stacks of wheat Which is weird. I think it's like seven Almost exactly the same paintings It's not good

I mean, it's fine. It's painting. Yeah, I don't I hate paintings me too I don't know if I've ever been moved by a paint. Yeah stocks of wheat I Just I like photography Yeah, I'm just not a pay you appreciate when someone can make their painting look like a photograph Yeah, I guess but I still like if I get closer to like man. I wish I was a photo. What about a photo of a painting? Mmm, that's pretty cool answer tied. Yeah, that is tough Famous photographer that just takes pictures of paintings would be amazing It's like a cover band. Yeah a cover artist cover artists someone should do that

Do you appreciate photography as like an art and skill yes absolutely? But like what type? Nature sports. No, I mean I like it all nature like building structures sports good a good Photograph of a bridge. Oh my god You think that photograph is attributed to the photographer skill or is I think they're skill in it I think a lot goes in afterwards

Yeah people like I like photos like where people do like series of like people on the street or like people on a bus Or like we have on a here Barry Butler a famous Chicago photographer And it could be like 3 a.m. And a thunderstorms. Yeah, he's getting out there and getting the shot of it's the lightning Sears tower.m. in a thunderstorm starts. He's getting out there and getting the shot of bolts hitting the Sears Tower. Yeah. Oh, I thought this was so cute. Damn. I like that he's, you've gotta be like really good

to be able to do that, right? Look at that lens. That's too great. Randy Johnson does this also. Yeah. He's got a photography business. But he's a, Ken Griffey Jr. got, he's an accredited That's pretty sick.

Member of, that's cool, a credentialed photographer. I mean, what an awesome flex too, to be next to like a bunch of just regular ho-hum photographers. And what if he's better than all of them too? Yeah, he probably is. Yeah. He's probably way taller.

Hand-eye coordination. I have a question. Do you, what number do you think is greater? the number of people that worked on a major bridge such as the Golden Gate Bridge? or Or sorry that number squared Okay, okay, okay or the number of people that take that bridge per month So the number of people that number people that take the bridge per month so the number of people that number people that take their months for sure I far like a million a day yeah the bridge how many people go across which bridge are you talking about

golden gate bridge I think like million yeah there's a lot of people to go across a tourist attraction actually 2000 men were involved in the construction of the golden gate bridge 2000 squared is what about four million? That's not wearing it. It's not squaring. No. Yeah, he's right wait 2,000 but wait oh that okay do four million people go over the bridge every a month not every month Yes, you said month. Yeah every month. I think I would say don't look it up. We're so dumb. Yeah, we're very dumb Yeah, how many people go across school and great big gate bridge? I would say all right. Yeah, wait

What do you guess everybody guess hold on? I'm gonna say a month. I'm gonna say I already looked it up 70,000 a day. Oh, I think it's more than that. I'm gonna hundreds of thousands a day 30,000 a day. Oh, I think it's more than that. I'm gonna hundreds of thousands a day I'm gonna say 12 million a month go over that bridge because every person probably does it twice if you're going back and forth Are we doing you leaks? All right, so I'll do a hundred and forty thousand a day. Yeah, I think it might be like 300,000 a day. Okay, baby, you know, I look it up. Yeah, what's the answer? 112,000 of vehicles but that and then those have a lot of people in them sometimes.

Yeah, that could be a lot more. Well, let's just say vehicles for the sake of it. His answer might be spot, like it might be even. Yeah, it might be. Well, if he did vehicles, it would be about even. Vehicles is, I see. Per AI, it's saying approximately 3.33 million people cross the Golden Gate Bridge every month,

assuming 112,000 vehicles per day. He's pretty close so fun fact why did you get out of builders of where it's where why did you have to school that take it a much you know that would be a good battle yeah I mean you were right yeah how did you get that that's shocking it was a fight yeah just my son I thought you would I thought most people would think people But a lot of people it takes a lot of people like us don't know what squared means no Yeah, I was gonna say fourth. I was good Give us another one that was perfect. I was really impressive Steve. Yeah, I gotta think about it for a minute He's not like so just did today

Yeah, you could go up to him and ask him a trivia question. Yeah, and so I love seeing the first trivia question people What did you guys ask? Yeah, let's do that. I was dumb. I made it I made something up, but I did my I have my go-to it's there's four division one College football teams that don't end in an S on an animal or a color Cardinal I think that's a color. Yeah color. Don't hate an animal don't end in s Animal color and it NFL FPS FPS the waves no that's a nice green green wave. That's a color in an ass green wave okay? But yeah, it's a color. It's a color

Hold up Thunder and now college college college thunder there's is there a lightning those guys were hope oh yeah what type of thing is it? There's one big ten to Independent midship fighting Irish. Yep. Nice midshipmen. Yep one big tens The chaps get it fighting a line I yep, I realize I am didn't do the animal part of that question of the orange man look really stupid Sarah that's all the color the or yeah I've been doing it too

yeah there's one more yep good question right great question can you give us a territory of the US northeast there's the one what NFL team? UMass Miniman. Yep. Nice. I was not going to say that. One NFL team's nickname is something that doesn't exist.

The Giants. Fuck, there's two. The Giants, I mean, giantism is a thing, right? Yeah, I guess you could say that. It is? Andre. Seahawks. Shit, there's three? The Giants there, I mean giant ism is a thing right yeah, I guess you could say yeah, Andre Titan Seahawks shit. There's three Seahawks are the hawks aren't real. That's the Seahawks I was what was Eleanor Roosevelt's maiden name before she married FDR. That's a trick question dyke That's right damn it Oh, shit! Oh, you nailed it.

That's right. No! Damn it. Uh, Roosevelt. Yes. Oh. She was fifth cousins with it. Oh, that's right.

That's right. They were cousins. Oh, wow. That's a good one. It's good to have trivia questions on deck. I'm so mad that I've realized now that I just didn't ask. I didn't ask it correctly because I was low on sleep. I forgot to put in the animal parts, so I'm just going to have a bunch of people being

like, that's not good. Fuck this dude What you're fucked what so fucked what are the four colors of the pac-man ghosts? What we yell white no yellow no pac-man's yellow would they do another yellow no blue? white Red pink or there's a pink one. Pink. Pink and red? Pink, red, orange, light blue.

Damn. You know their names? Inky, Blinky. Yeah, something like that. Stinky. Like Bob or some shit, like a name? Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde. Clyde.

What did you do for your question? Me? What would you do for your question me I did a just a pot I said how many mini pizzas make up one jumbo How many Kyle? 32 What'd you do for yours Kyle I didn't do it what would be yours What's the most bullshit color of the rainbow indigo yeah by far, okay? only at it, so there would be seven and

Stephen do you do it one at seven? Yeah, what is the largest size they offer at Cold Stone? Is that gotta have it? Yeah, all right. I have another Question for you guys. Okay. What number do you think is higher? The numbers again, I know he might square us and that's where those that's fucked if he's squirming I don't understand what squared is now. It's times itself. Yeah So two squared is four. This is just a straight apples to apples. I think okay

What do you think is a higher number the number of cars or vehicles that go through the Lincoln Tunnel every day? or New York to New Jersey or The amount of people that can fit in the big house in Michigan. Wow. Tunnel. Tunnel easily. Tunnel. Easily. It's very close. It is?

So the people who could just, if you stack. It's vehicles, not number of people. Are you saying capacity, the seating capacity, or how many people could just. Or can we stack them to the brim like a cup. Seating capacity. Okay. Lincoln Tunnel. People could just or can we stack them to the brim like a cup seating capacity okay? Lincoln tunnel

110 or something So It is the Lincoln tunnel, but it's pretty close approximately 120,000 vehicles pass through it daily and Big house is a hundred seven thousand That's close. That's good. Those are fun. Kind of miss the squared though. Yeah, all right I'll think of a math one and give you guys. I'm not a great make it harder for us I feel like we haven't had a good new tunnel in a while Did you guys see the new bridge in China? No, it's fucking awesome

Are you sure it's not AI? I'm sure it's not Fuck is it AI is it is it like really you steep? No, it's not Fuck is it a I visit is it like really you steep no it's this oh? My god, this is real. Yeah. Yes, wait are you sure that's crazy? This would bum me out if this is not real the bridge they built across from the Hoover Dam is really cool, too I was there when they were building. This is sick bridge How long is that it looks like it goes on forever. Yeah, it's like, I think they saved, I think it like took an, it's like takes an hour to get normally and now it's gonna be like five minutes.

What? Because of the bridge. They built it in like four years. That's horrifying. I know. Super high. Oh, the Grand Canyon Bridge. Is there a Grand Canyon Bridge? That. Yeah, this is it. Oh, a Grand Canyon Bridge. Is there a Grand Canyon Bridge? Yeah, this is it.

Oh. Yeah. I assume we have the world's tallest bridge at 2050 feet high. The thing is massive. I don't want to be grim. There's going to be a race to first. Oh yeah. I bet every bridge has that.

First hasn't already happened. Could've. Oh, could've Yeah. Well, I bet every swimming as that first hasn't already happened. Could have. Oh, yeah, these workers are probably not great. Yeah. Well, great point. Was that one galloping Gertie in Seattle? It was like, who into coma? Oh, I don't know. It was like the famous image of the bridge. They like the galloping birdie galloping Gertie is the name they named this bridge that it was like a brand new bridge it was supposed to be awesome but the engineers forgot to account for wind and so the bridge did

like the the work there's like video of the bridge doing like the worm how did that only cost 280 million there's no way it cuts it to a minute because it takes more than a minute to get across I'm guessing they don't have labor unions there that's probably some pretty cheap labor on that one That's that's 280 million. It's crazy. They're also very strict on corruption. They're strict on it Alright going alright go What is higher a higher number? the square root of

the population of the world right now I Don't even know the population of the world let alone the square roots. I don't know how to do that Is that a div 8 billion? What's the square root? It's about it's about 8 billion. So what times what equals 8 billion? Yeah, what equals 8 billion? 8.062 billion or the gross income Nicky Smoke's made in 2024. It is gross income, isn't it? Square rooting the population's chopping 3% of it off, right? What? I don't know what's square rooting it.

Really? Like the square root of 9 is 3 because 3 times 3 equals 9. So what times what equals 8? It's like 2.5. It's thirding the population, so what's one third of the population? No. 89,000. But then gross income...

Gross is after taxes taxes no before before Is that public yeah famously got? He makes more than the square root of the world population correct good God getting paid He's getting so much more than that too much. We got to get him down He's getting fucking paid. That's too much. More than that? That's too much. We gotta get him down.

We gotta get him under the square root of the world population. When his contract comes up. I think it's coming up in like a month or something. I think it's less. Is it? I think it's today's. Hashtag re-resigned. Wait, wait.

Is it re-resigned? It's his pin tweet. May 10th. Oh, okay. Okay. Because if it was like next week, he'd be in trouble Yeah, has he posted from the UK yet? Yeah, wait. What's the UK? He's in the London right now Oh, yeah, he posted his apology. Yeah, that's okay. That's what he posted. All right We tried to convey

We wanted to just do it in the middle of our jeans video. Why is he? Why is he in the UK? Probably soccer. Soccer. No. Brutal time to have a vacation. Poor guy. Shit.

That's tough. He needs to let off some steam. He came back from London the last time and said all the women were ugly. He was pissed. Yes he did. He was like, no birds. Very mad. No birds.

Yeah, no good birds. I hope he finds one now. I'm still big on my travelers of the UK kick. They're so tan. Oh. Is that? Oh yeah, wasn't there a story? There was like some guy accidentally got in, he like got mixed up with like a soccer hooligans and then just became part of them. Oh, I don't know

Did I make that up? Maybe it was a I'm adopting a Baby make that up with hell. Yeah, you couldn't write that I Saw Sydney's trees in a movie that started as a reddit post Oh, well, I which actually is like, it was like, couldn't, I don't know what the subreddit was, like can't sleep at night or something, so people would just write short stories. Hey, I know that one.

Oh yeah, some of them are good. Yeah, the story looks good. It's a girl who, a family who had a kidnapped daughter, and then Sydney Sweeney plays a character who like in adulthood just shows up to their house and like I'm your daughter even though she's not. It's kind of a cool premise.

I mean I would accept her. Yeah. Okay. You're my daughter. No questions asked. I pretended to be a missing girl so I could rob her family. The son's like no you can't be my sister. Wait can you see this?

Imagine when he found out though. Did I make up this hooligan thing TJ? That happens say it again some guy on vacation Got like adopted by an English traveling English like hooligan group or something All right has to be right whatever maybe someone's gonna steal your idea now. I fuck that up right Okay, American college kid gets on wrong party boat ends up part of an English soccer team's road trip. That's pretty adopted by the fans That's awesome

150 South and United fans hired a party boat to take them down to the Thames to their match away at Sutton on Saturday. And they soon noticed an American tourist called Evan was silently sitting quietly by himself. So they asked him if he was OK. It turned out that he got on the boat by accident, thought he was doing a sightseeing tour of London. They instantly adopted him as a new shrimper, got the beers in and even gave him a ticket to the match. And it won one if you kept hearing the chant.

Evan is a shrimp on the radio. Now you know why that's incredible. Oh my god, what a story Evan is a shrimper. I would love for that to happen to me He's a shrimper I got one more. All right What is a higher number the number number of employees that work for United Airlines or the number or the MSRP, the sticker price of two Volkswagen Taos. Wow.

Coming from Cornflower Blue. In Cornflower Blue. Okay, is Cornflower blue more expensive? No United you said American United. Okay. I mean that's worldwide right? That's or no No I'm gonna say United Anybody else um to two of them correct Anybody else um two two of them correct

Is that it is that like a mid-range car? What's is a mid-range car cost like 60 grand probably? I think I'm going with the cars so 60 grand. Oh A little high yeah, no, that's high. Okay. I think I was saying my math was like in the 30 high 30s Okay, sorry No, no. So let's say 80. I'm going to say the car cost is more. I think I want to go with the United employees. I think you purposely made this close.

So I don't know. One and two shot. United. It's United by significant margin, actually. Oh, thank you. United. It's United by significant margin. United just over a hundred three thousand employees sticker price Volkswagen Towson just under 25k. Oh whoa.

Chae you know you go super viral on TikTok like doing these and like answer in the comments. Yeah is that right? Yeah. That's all it takes. Super you try it. You film yourself do a nice little diddy behind you bust out 10 a day a ditty like a tune oh Like the ones that give you okay, try it all right. I'll do that this weekend love that I would love that on my timeline just scrolling in yeah, or maybe you do like a countdown There's a guy going viral right now

Who just he's puts a ladder up in the city and he invites people to stand on the Other side of the ladder that he guesses there. Can I guess your job in a minute? And was the life I see it. There's no point to the ladder at all except he includes it like beginning song He's like, let me guess your job on the ladder. See if you can hold your bladder It's like has nothing to do thing thing. Does some questions or you just guess it get on the letter I'm gonna absolutely crush you challenge accepted. What's your name? Corey you've seen the show before all right? I will guess your job in two minutes If I think of two minutes, you never tell me what you do. Welcome to the career ladder. Oh career ladder

It's still pretty random yeah, you look like your job no finance. Did you study at university? No, I did not do you need some kind of a qualification to do it? Is it in the hospital? Oh casually met Croyd Bay? Bro casually met James Croyd Bro just casually meets the Croyd Bay Running it's a good joke where they act like he's like famous. Is that what it is? where they act like he's like famous. Is that what it is? Whoever. Is it in a particular industry like tech or retail?

I would say so. But this guy does look like he's somebody. Oh, he didn't get this one. No, he doesn't get it. And then the frustrating part is the person at the end can decide whether they want to tell the camera or not. And spoiler, this guy's like, he doesn't get it and then he doesn't tell the camera.

So you just don't, you watch for two minutes and then you have no idea what he did. Oh, find one that he gets, find one that he gets. Can I ask you a question for my channel? Could you please get on the ladder? just don't you watch for two minutes find one that he gets finally yeah what can we do that's what's your name well welcome to the career ladder Bayesian yes that's a cool name I know okay wow don't tell me what you do I'm not telling you can't get off the ladder. Until you guess they're right. Until I guess but... You will never guess it right. Is it hard? No. Very hard? Yeah. I have just two guesses.

Sad. Is it well-paid? No. Like not at all? Not at all. Do you love it? Yeah, of course. Otherwise I would leave. Is it a technical or a creative job? Creative. Are you a stylist? No. Oh, so this is the game. I should step higher then. I mean, but like that wasn't the plan. Okay. Wow. Anyway, this is all you have to do, Che. Yeah. Does your job involve drawing? Yeah. Okay. Did you go to university? I did. And your degree degree is it connected to your job? No. Yes. Yes Yes, did you study in the UK too many questions? Give it a go Is your job nine to five or shift based if I'm night if I want here Damn, Oh Asia. I didn't know maybe you're like a lunch break. I don't know. It's not lunch break anymore Good God open people. Oh, yeah. Yes for sure. I don't know. It's not lunch break anymore. Good God open people

Oh, yes, yes for sure. I'm helping people. It's all about the future Do you use a computer to do what you do? No, does it have a physical manifesting? Yeah, or does it live online only? Oh physical be architectural. Yeah, I'm excited related architecture. Yeah, if it's architecture Why is the architecture related by say architecture is like correct max. Well done This is literally me. Yeah Why is the architecture related by say architecture is like correct max well done Yes number two yeah is yeah you design signs Okay Can I come down now you can get off the ladder now? Thank you, but I I took an L So wait we never find out can ask you a question. Oh fuck

Damn it. I hate this show now I would love to know what's I got doing the coconut Maxi yeah, if you do really really obscure either or trivia It could be bigger than the music video you're gonna put out. I agree. Okay. You just gotta stick to it though. Well you just did like three pretty good ones so. Holy shit, 86 million?

You could do that. Depends on the question. Do you have a job? Yes. Get on the ladder. What's your name? Josh. Alright Josh.

Well don't tell me what you do. I will guess your job in two minutes. If I fail, you walk away and you never tell me. It's gonna be so hard for you to guess. You don't have to hold your bladder Cause it's time for the career ladder Do you love your job? Yeah, I do. Do you get paid a lot?

It could be more, but not bad. Okay, if your job was a food, what kind of food would it be? I'd say like a cherry. A cherry? Yeah, pretty sweet. Do you help people as part of your job? Yes. Okay, is that a corporate job? Yes

Is it a brand that would know? Good stuff I like him che we expect you to be a tick-tock star by Monday. I think it can happen She's need like a niche prop, a little song. I just took one of the biggest pisses of my life. Oh! Like, in mass or length? Like, I think, I like couldn't believe it kept going. How many seconds would you say it was?

You weren't gone too long. I run. But uh. Che, call it like Nive Trivia and be real lotioned up be like covered in lotion oh I love that please but it will do better if I'm like

a man on the street thing right? no I think you talking to the viewer that's too much work, do it in your house I gotta figure out how to like edit better on TikTok because I can't figure out how to get the video behind me or Danny I think was showing me how to get the video behind me with no sound I'll talk to take the the sound out in the iPhone right right right but yeah I will put one of these out this week I could help

you kid me and you yeah really, really, really lotion. Steven, Steve. Steve. Quiz. All I've got is answer the question, and there's a microphone in a pair of Alan Iverson's the question shoes. Oh, you could do that. So if you just answer to the shoe, you could say anything and it's correct. Pair of Allen Iverson's the question shoes. Oh So if you just answer to the shoe you could say anything and it's correct so every price Steve

Steve do like a Pizz quiz and you walk up to you have the prop on the urinal you walk up and you ask A question the length of time it takes to piss Do that here yeah you walk in go right towards it and then like a fake peeing sound Yeah, you walk in go right towards it and then like a fake peeing sound Or it could be like a bladder sim like symbol emptying for how long they have to answer hmm All right, I'll craft some questions, and then I'll shoot a video And I might need editing help on Monday, but I aim to put this out this weekend Monday the latest all right. You've got a lot on your plate Who is editing your music videos Lucas doing the whole thing I? Believe so okay, and then Colton help shoot it. I don't know if he's helping with editing her

Do we have Brandon back Monday? Yeah? Yeah his birthday Sundays? Yeah, he wanted lasagna. He won a lasagna He wanted he's oh Outfitting why don't we all bring a lasagna? Yeah. But let's not tell him. He doesn't watch, he won't know. Oh, what if we do a blind, he's got to do a blind. I'm going to buy mine.

Oh, same. Yeah. But we'll all bring lasagna. Monday lasagna, Tuesday spaghetti. Everyone bring lasagna. Pasta week? One of them is a cum lasagna. Oh.

He has to figure out. Cum lasagna. Yeah. Whoever brings it. Yeah, it could be multiple. Yeah, I'll bring lasagna. Hell yeah. Alright, let's spin the wheel, TJ. It's a new security mic, food.

Oh, let's see it. Alright, snack time. Plan of the day was go to the gym go play ball and then go home however that none of that kicks in that's when you do something in that now and you wind up in the time restaurant which I am crush a dozen baked clams chicken and ragnata I'm gonna do a tiramisu then go right into some drinks and write it to happy hour. Not the plan, but that's how it worked out. Take care. What a review. That's a good snack time.

Yeah. What a review. Damn, that was good. That was the best. That was, damn. What a review. He's good. Long week.

Yeah, let's spin it. You know what we should do for Brandon's birthday? Add mousetrap back to the wheel. Yeah. Yeah. No. No. You guys are lucky.

We need a reset. All right, see you everyone on Monday. Yeah. Woo. Woo. Thank you. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Yeah, it's time to talk shop, we're doing Yankee Slop. It's the Yak! It's the Yak!

What a guy. All right, have a good weekend everybody. Stay safe out there. Remember, Fish and Ships Friday today. Go out and get some fish and chips with your homies. Fish and Ships Friday. Alright, have a good weekend. Stay safe. Love you. See you Monday.

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