The Yak - Cheah Pulls Off The Ultimate Gauntlet Maneuver | The Yak 10-28-25

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

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Q-Zips, pull those hoodies, joggers, shorts, rowback.com, promo code yak. Hello, everyone. We're supposed to pretend that Fasoli is not in the room taking pictures of us. He's not here. That was what we were told to start. Hey, just pretend that this guy is not sitting there,

taking pictures, just doing his job. What is Fasoli doing here? He's not here. He's not here. He's not here. Don't talk about Fasoli. Fasoli, is that a good, Brandon, I want to sit next to Fasoli. You want to sit next to Fasoli?

Yeah. Look at him. Oh, you want him? Fasoli, get over here. Fasoli, get over here. I missed you, man. I mean, that was ridiculous in Fasoli's like, I'm just going to sit in the room and just say, hey, guys, don't pretend I'm not here.

Don't mind me. How else would we have opened the show? Black Friday? Are you getting a cut for the gay for May shirts? I hope so. I don't know if they have them. You were the first that I saw go gay for May. I am 100% gay for May. Okay, so we're talking to everything, in the mouth, in the butt. That's my quarterback.

Everything. If there were two Drake Mays, would you let him both take you? Lucky Pierret? Probably not. Oh. Oh, really? You're not that gay for May. I'm gay for my May.

Okay, so if there was another May to show up, you'd be like, no, thank you. Wait, Fasoli. Kind of get difficult. Look under your seat. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's not looking.

You can get up. Uh-oh. Oh. Yes. That's for making me look like shit the last time you took photos. Have fun. So I, I, these are, this is you're doing. Kate? Yeah, she, she wouldn't, when, were you guys here? Oh, yeah, they weren't. Yeah, Kyle and Nick are back.

It's part of them to have you back. Thank you. This is the fuck out of you guys. Oh, my God. Yes. We, wow. One day, we came across. Everything all right. We were riffing and we hit that, you know, icing used to be a thing. Oh, you were here. Oh, yeah. Then the next day, Kate tried to ice all of us and was like, oh, for eight. Oh, how did you fail? I, uh, a lot. Look in the peanut bag real quick. Oh, there's one in the peanut bag. They're everywhere. Well, I guess I would be getting iced. I think that one got got by somebody. Okay. There was one in a peanut bag. There's one in the bowl.

There's more. They're around. It was all over. They tried to give me a salad with one. I said, let me take this mediocre joke and run it into the ground. Yeah. But that one good. That one was good.

That one worked out. I feel good. Good ice. The other ice is going to get you, too. Oh, you're too. Are you worried? Are you? Are you walking around?

Look at you. I got my chain on. Here Fasoli got iced. He's in Cuba. Yeah, he's going back to Guatemala. Sully, look under your chair. On the ground. What's your chain do?

You said I have my chain on. That's to let everyone know he's Italian. Everyone wears that Italian dildo. I'm not foreign. I'm Italian. Hold on. guys, I'm racist too. I'm actually the most persecuted minority.

I'm Italian. That's right. Yeah. You guys actually do think that, which is crazy. I mean, see? Yeah. This is the shit he's on. Italians do that where they're like, actually, if we want to go through history, it's Italians. Yeah. Have you and Mikey Betts ever hung out?

Not really. I mean in the office when I was here. He's got the real Italian energy as well. No? No. You're doubting his Italian. Because of his skin color? I don't know if you can pull an Italian card if your middle name's Carl with a K.

That's true. That's a good point. You're a Carl with a K. But I was supposed to be Guido Fasoli. Spino would have been sick. Guido Fasoli is so much better. Wait, we looked up your grandpa and he looked exactly like you, right? Yeah, we've done that before.

Yep. Was Betz Italian presenting? Not at all. No. No, I don't. He just blames his anger issues on it. Yes. He looks like a, like a 1920s Danish butcher.

See him in like a fucking big tweet cap. Massive trousers, covered in blood and guts. He's got a perfect body for an apron. A bloodstained apron. He's big paul. That's who he is. Yeah. It is like a Danish stooge.

Every new hire we get, can we not let them pick their name? And they come onto the yak and we figure out. I love that. I love that. that yeah i started a presentation deck i'm working on it still because we had rediscovering last week but uh to teach the barstool history yeah because not enough people knew viva hours it's disgusting disgusting you were distraught it was sad i mean we're trying to give out beast jackets guys didn't know viva hours crazy crazy and you think it's very important for new hires to

to know all the barstool history if you have to do hr training i think you have to do viva training and watch the documentary that dana made 15 longer than the sexual horrors harassment training. It's 15 episodes about 45 minutes each. Counterpoint. No, you shouldn't. Counterpoint, yeah, you should. It's Fasoli's youth. And, Brandon, you're ingrained all

through that. Yeah. Your fingerprints are all over the history. Mm-hmm. All over Devlin. You should start your own Hitler youth. That's pretty much what you're doing. Yeah, it is. It's a cold, for sure. He's like, we need to make sure everyone who walks through these doors knows El Presente.

Yes. And that he is our furor. I have a question. Yeah. Did the Barstall Beast jackets become exactly what we were satirizing? Correct. But, all right, so here's the plan. So you can go back.

Thank you. Yes. Do your job. Did you get what you needed? Brandon, come back here. No. We are going to do it. So it was like one of those things that.

people took it too seriously but it also was kind of sweet because we did get to highlight a lot of people who are doing really good stuff not Tyler spade who just ran a marathon who cares uh but yes people have taken it too seriously so I think what we have to do is we have to just do a good old fashion inflation where we keep doing the barstool beast episodes once a month once every couple weeks and we stop once everyone has a beast jacket and then they mean nothing okay but they have to actually earn it or we just give it to we we gave four out last week yeah because we were paralyzed with deciding who gets it and therein lies the problem the people who were left out feel especially disrespected i think the fix is for us i think we have to give it next time to

the least deserving person yeah like hank yeah let's just give it to hank showed up and just was like i didn't play pinball for three days yeah yeah yeah That's pretty big for him. I didn't know that. And then when he didn't get the Beast jacket, he literally the next moment I saw him at the pinball machine. He's doing it. Yeah, he's like, well, I didn't get the Beast, yeah.

But yeah, it did become a little too serious, but we didn't make it too serious. Other people, which is fine. Right. We'll just get, we'll just get, we'll get so many jackets that when everyone's walking around with one, we're going to be the cool guys without the Beast Jack. But it was fun seeing everyone, like, pump each other up.

So we'll just never be eligible for the Beast Jack. Is that what you're saying? Unless you do something beastly. So no. Like go viral while Texas rips your heart out. Have you talked about that yet? Not really. Do you want the 2x shirt?

What's the 2x shirt? Of the picture. The Cody made shirts of the picture. Mark made 25 printouts of the picture yesterday. Oh, yeah. I did. I had to. Cody still hasn't realized that no matter what he shows me,

I'm going to give him the same reaction. time and he like his his heart breaks every time but that's the reaction i'm looking for yeah so he was like did you see this did you see this and it was a picture of brandon watching texas score touchdown the game winning touchdown and i just said to him oh you're still hung up on that moment oh so you agree we just need to move on hey yeah well if cody's wearing it yeah all right anyone else wearing it it's fucking i think you're i think you've done permanent damage to him once he realizes i'm just going to give him that reaction he can move on he will never realize that he'll never realize it but yeah brandon um i can't say it didn't warn you no you were uh quite

prescient in your uh feelings about the game you said mississippi state would beautiful beautiful prescient yeah you said uh mississippi state would cover and i would get my heart ripped out of my chest i said you should bring a little igloo cooler with an extra heart for the trip back because the one that you have is getting ripped out i've had my heart ripped out by that team a lot Saturday was way up there in the list of heart-rippings. It was real bad. And now Mississippi State fans are turning on you?

That's what I saw. That looks like, all you've ever done is live. Mississippi State fans are, just the super online ones are like, I'm bringing negative attention to the school. I would say blowing the 17-point league negative attention. Yeah.

I was trying to, oh, and Pate's sucking everybody's dick and just to get the views off my name. I mean, it was, you have to admit, it was not, just the fact they blew the lead yeah the fact that you were the closest human being to the game winning touchdown is just unbelievable when he dropped back and started through the past i thought he was throwing it to me yeah you should have made a play and this guy streaked in out of nowhere and just reached out and grabbed it and scored touchdown what would the repercussion be

i think it would have been uh i'd been kicked out of the game it had been a it had been an unsportsman like conduct on mississippi state half the distance to the goal yeah then you would have been playing you would actually been blamed. Yeah. But, man, was that crazy? That was crazy. Are you glad you were there? Yeah, it was an elite, elite, elite weekend up until that point.

Are you glad you were in that position for that touchdown? No, I'm not glad I was there. I think you should be. Party, you should be happy. At least you didn't flinch. That would have been. I didn't flinch. And I was, I was very classy to the guy.

The other clip shows me tell him good try, good effort. Yeah. And then I said, it's actually a great try. The guy who scored the touchdown. Yeah, what he said. They initially called it. But then I said to the camera, I think he called it. Yeah.

So you knew, yeah. I knew. I don't know how refs missed that call. It was right in front of me. I knew he called it. It was right in front of you. Y'all are joking. The only person in the world that knows what it looked like coming at me was me.

And it was right in front of me. Right in front of me. I thought we were going to hug. Oh, my God. Look at this. Oh, that's you right there. That was my arm. You could.

All right. How soon did it cross your mind? mind that oh my god right here everyone just saw that right here yeah you should have put up the touchdown so i can't do that that would have been noble um it was uh it was so bad i didn't even like troll you they didn't show the replays in the they didn't show the replays in the uh in the stadium but why and cody started saying i you're i think you're on the replay i think you're on the yeah how long until you looked at your phone Not long, and when I did, I had four missed-face-time calls from Dave Portnoy.

Yeah. At that point, I knew we had something. That does mean he loves you. Yeah, sure. It does. I mean, he does do that to only people. Me and Dave were in a good spot, so it was fair play. Professionally, this was the best case scenario.

Well, I told him, I told Brandon after because I did feel so bad that I was just like, not even control him. Just to be like, that sucked. But if you're going to lose, you might as well lose in a way that is incredible content. And you did that do that. if you were in a suite that's just not the same we were up 17 had to come down to the field had to you had to be there he's like arthur blank arthur blank don't talk about this no no what he did the whole yesterday just kept calling me author blank oh i didn't no like mine yeah well we had a good time in the suite and had a bunch of good food

and then we went down but what an incredible weekend i got to go mine is the law i got to go to west point west point one fifty one seven we beat caledonia damn speaking of which i saw that you gave thousand dollars to the computer club yeah i gave your gaming club the e sports club uh yeah they have an e sports team yeah yeah well we have a defending state solitaire are they playing down there they're playing madden and call of duty and all all the things that yeah what a world and they they can double the size of the team now because they have double the consoles love that wait how much does a thousand get uh it got them a PS5 and a switch oh so they had two consoles i don't know what they had before so i don't know if it's a double i don't know if it's pure double

But they're able to add more, yeah, thank you for Brandon Walker for donating $1,000 for e-sports. So everything you guys are saying, you're talking to a charitable man right now. Hashtag too much point? Mm-hmm. Too much point, yeah. Yeah, too much point. What else did you do? You did some outdoorsy stuff?

Yeah, yeah, pissed PETA off. We went can fishing and we snagged a turtle. And why did you piss Pete off? Pita. Pita, because. PETA thought it was cruel and unusual. Snag a turtle? Yeah, well, we were talking about on camera about cutting the hook off,

and we didn't end up cutting hook off. We ended up getting a net and taking it out of its mouth and being very, very nice to the turtle and letting it go. And now it lives... Did you kiss it on the forehead? Now it lives a nice life in an animal sanctuary. Wait, that's not what you told me. That's not what happened.

But anyway, so, yeah, fuck that turtle. The turtle bit the hook. Yeah, it's his fault. That's his fault. Yeah. Don't be such an idiot. Yeah. Come on, you're a turtle.

You've got to know the chicken livers aren't just going to be sitting at the bottom of a creek. What type of turtle was it? I believe, I don't think it was a snapping. I think it was a, we call it a soft, soft shell. Oh, those are rare. Those are going. They're not rare at all. They were, there were hundreds looking at me.

On account of the soft shell. There were hundreds looking at me. Those are stunning creatures. The Golden Triangle soft turtle, yeah. That's not. There's only 10 of them left. They're biofluorescent under the right lighting. Went to Brandon Walker, smoking thounds, went to Anthony's.

They're egg laying season. Went and sat with, oh, talked about the candle business again with cousin Brent. Where are we at? He's ready to go. I just got to get. I'm ready to go. What else does he need? Does he have wicks?

I don't know. I don't know what he needs. He needs to be a number. He needs going to be a number and I'll just go give it to him. There's my turtle that I, that we did. Oh, geez, Brandon. That is a soft show. Rest and peace.

You can't see that thing. I don't think I'm capable. Jeez, Louis. It was very, very heavy turtle. Oh, got him right. Oh, come on. I don't want to sign him. Brandon.

At least you're hurting it. Very badly. Yeah, so we had a good time. Damn good time. Good. What? Oh, these were funny. Some of them were.

The one of your belly popping out. I didn't see that one. Yeah, one of your little belly popping out. I didn't see my belly popping out. I saw me. Oh, that one's good. The worst ones were the ones we actually put out. Like, this one, that's the worst one.

That's a good one. Your cigar turned into a cup. Yeah, there was one where I tackled him, one where I turned heel in the whole crowd and I hugged him. Oh, I didn't see that. Yeah. Was there a gun one? Really natural hair movement there. Yeah, we had a hell of a time

And maybe get to redo it again soon Yeah, but we're not going to go to the game, are we? No, but can we go Friday and eat? Maybe, yeah, I'd like to eat with you. I saw a big debate on Twitter I don't know if you were part of it That Anthony's was the best food in the SEC Alyssa Lang tweeted that it is the best restaurant in the SEC

Yes, 100%. Oh, look at that. Soom stone pile driver. Bang! We had, Hardy was there, you know? Yeah. It was what an elite day Minus the last

A couple of minutes Oh, that's nice Yeah Yeah There was a lot over the weekend too With like meek Phil I'm sure everybody's recapped that That was our fault

We started the dominoes of that Oh yeah What did happen on Friday with the wheel The wheel We were saying afterwards If we Because you know Some people would be like

Oh you rigged the wheel If we had tried to rig the wheel I don't think we could have even Rigged it as good as it went It was an incredible twist in turn. I'm still not convinced. We did the Draft King's Wheel. Danny had 19 slices.

Jackie had five. Danny was just hoping that Jackie or Danny got to come, you know, to do the $10,000 bonus bet. I told Danny he should spin it, exhibition. He spun it. It landed on Danny. This is three consecutive spins. Exhibition landed on Danny. Then I said, do an elimination.

landed on Danny so he eliminated a slice and then I said you know what we got to do another elimination get this out of your system which I agreed with landed on Jackie oh that was three in a row was she mad at you no I was mad at myself though and then it doesn't stop there we did a couple more practices because obviously it's not going to land on me or her again sure enough it did and then eventually it landed on chef Donnie and Donnie part of the deal is you have to be in the cave in order to win the bet and jack mccarthy came in and told us that donnie was not going to be here so we got a re-spin then spun it a couple more practices and then finally did the last one and voila it landed on me but didn't hit the bet yeah uh but it was like an incredible so was the game i mean carlin sutton

drop in the end zone got one called back wasn't turning around for one play when it was supposed to go to him in the end zone it's brutal i respected that bet yeah i'm not apologize for taking a risk but man bad beat our practice spins are we going too far with the practice no it was so much fun we're just starting and it was found something the worst part was he let me choose yeah i i i told danny it's your wheel you get to decide and then we just talked him in and out of practice spins elimination spins it was electric and and and mike canon he he watched all this happen and then he played pick up hoops with us and then he texted me later that day, he said, this was the best day of my life.

You couldn't have been more confused. Yeah, a lot of story lines in or twine. It was a big cat master class. It was like he was like an expert. I was just doing, it was like deal or no deal. I was just talking to me in and out of like, oh, do you really want to?

Oh, you got to flush that one. You got to go to another one. Yeah. And it just, it couldn't have been better. It was, and it got to a point to where Danny had so much heartbreak that I actually was rooting for him at the end. Whoa. Like, it came all.

the way back around where everyone was legitimately pumped Danny won because if we had just gone one spin and he won we all would have been like fuck you dude you're the worst we hate you we talk shit about you behind your back but we didn't have to do that I do feel bad for God he's not ugly I don't okay never mind

donnie take it back Donnie one he didn't say hello to Mikey Betts for six and a half man Donnie won and the reason he couldn't be here is because he's working like he's got like a shoot that's like it's one thing if it's like I just don't feel like coming in on a Sunday Right. Donnie was like, I got, I have a job to do.

He gets 18 slices next on Friday. So he's good. That's the same as a win. By the way, TJ, can we do that Thursday? Because Friday's Blanco? Wait, I'm glad this wheelspin is finally getting the intensity. Oh, yeah. It deserves because the first ones were a little too casual for what was at stake. I think no, because they just started the game in the week during the Thursday night stream, but I will check. Okay. And yeah, it was, yeah, and that's where Meek Phil came in, where Meek Phil was,

not even one away he was two away which didn't really make sense yeah I'll be honest I never noticed meek Phil's name on the wheel that's what I was going to ask I don't understand how this even so meek was how close that that that no but it landed on Danny there there was never one second where we thought it might be me correct nobody mentioned him at all could have told me he wasn't even on the wheel at all right believe you and he threw his phone and he turned into Ari Gold him versus clever he was cinematicallyly despicable

but yeah look at this well did you see Fidelberg break down that argument and then him versus Klemmer what did Fidelberg say so the whole fight was over the disrespect of Klemmer yelling

while Travi was on the phone for Meek talking to a robot but what fights found out is while meek is screaming the whole time Devlin's on a phone call the entire Yes, right in the background, yes

Kare Meek's actually here, let's get him in here Can you grab Meek? Can we do like a replay of the last spin to see where Meek might have thought he was going to win? It was too past him. Wait, what does this have to do with him throwing his phone? Or is this separate? He then was freaking out because his phone was broken, his life

is on his phone. And he didn't know how to Oh, so he was calling to try, okay. And I will defend, I think Clemer won the argument, but that right there. The Sam's? Like, so Clemer overall. That would get me. Can we mean that right now?

You don't want to see that. Right, right. Clemer overall won the argument. Meek was very much in his feels. But if you see that man standing like that when you're in a point of crisis. I'm just trying to help you. Yeah.

Looks like a nutcracker. That was brutal. Cardboard cut out. And they're doing, and so Meekville has said that he's done with Chris Clemer. He's out of the Chris Clemer business. He's not posting any clips of him. He's not helping him. Dropped out of Chris Clemer's rat race.

Dropped out of the rat race. But then they have a Barstow after dark tonight. Together. With Clemer? Yeah. That was just complete happenstance. Oh, here. Yeah. Wait, is Tommy smokes here? Yeah. Oh. Come. Meek. Come in here. Are you... So first of all, do you realize that

you weren't even close to getting the wheel? Oh, I realized that like afterwards yeah yeah because that was if you were like if you were caroline in that scenario then I would kind of understand it no what did what's that oh I was sitting on it oh oh that's a nice then you got a do I put it back no you got to drink it you got ice you got it's a it's a big fat I still sorry it's a trend the funniest thing we do how warm are those two viral trends going crazy it's a super viral the payoff's going to be huge yeah this actually might be awesome

Oh, wow. And. Oh, this is the guy who did 13 shots in a row at the Thursday. That was the slowest year after. Oh, nice. So, yeah, your reaction, here it is. Oh, yeah, it was never going to. Because my screen froze.

Oh, wait, I thought it was spinning the other way. It had long passed you by. Yeah, well, my screen was like a little frozen, too. So it's like, it'd look close. I don't look closer to my eyes. Okay. And now are you, where are you at with Clemer now? Are you out of the Clever business still?

I'm just indifferent towards them. I don't want to, we'll work together tonight just to get the perfect game, and we'll see what happens after that. Okay. Do you also clip Pick Central? Are you not going to post any clips of him then? Maybe I'll just censor him. Oh. Skinny bar.

Yeah. Who would blur another coworker's face? Yeah, I don't know to do that. So, and you got a new phone? Oh, they're fixed the display. It's not a new phone. Oh, okay. So everything worked out. Yeah. Do you fear that Clemer is a powerful enemy to have?

No. That was easy. No. He's probably the least most powerful enemy to have. The least most powerful. Yes, yes. So, yeah. I mean, just tonight, go ahead. How do you feel right now, in hindsight, about the whole sequence of that?

I mean, I always said it's like it's my fault. just broke my phone like no one broke my phone but me yeah i was just mad in the moment i was mad that i didn't have a phone for seven hours i missed uh six innings of the world series i missed the next your job yeah i wasn't able to do my job and you were making some good points right about there was part of me and i was like well what if i wouldn't get my phone fixed and it's like now i miss a college football saturday trying to get my phone fixed and it's like a nightmare oh my god so i we may have the same question but go ahead all those games were on tv and the office you were in is phil with nothing but tvs watching those games but i have to tweet brand and i have to

to post. But you didn't miss those games. I missed those games because I was at the Apple store. Someone should have went for you, definitely. No, I also wanted someone to go with me. So what was it about Clemer that made you snap? You told me to go to a store that was further than what was being told to me? That doesn't seem like... No, that's fucked up. That's fucked up. You told me, I don't need an appointment, just go. It's like, well, what if I go and it's packed? Then I walk 20 blocks for nothing. I'm going to... That seems fine. Fuck Clemer. I don't know. And he stood like that. Yes, and he's still like that. He's just Clemer. He's annoying.

That's the other part. Yeah, you're forgetting that part. Is he here yet? Not yet. Okay. Do you think things could be, like... Escalate? Yeah.

Re-relight tonight? No, I'm not going to let it. I'd rather just get the perfect game, we work together. What kind of perfect game are y'all doing? On MLB the show. You know the video game? You know, throwing an actual perfect game. I know you haven't played video game since, like, NES.

What's he doing? Wow. Wow. I was just asking a question to set up your string. He was just answering. He got you there. Is there any way you two can make a man? maybe after a long stream tonight.

Yeah, we'll see. Okay. But it could also be frustrating tonight. It could be very frustrating because what if we lose a perfect game in the seventh inning because he just hits a bat or something? Yeah.

So you're saying you have... What if you fuck it up? If I fuck it up, I'll take accountability to you'd be mad at me. I'll be mad at myself. And you think you have the emotional control to not let something get to you?

In this case, yeah. Okay. I mean, you chucked your livelihood. Yeah. Well, I've also thrown my phone like a billion times and that's never happened. Oh, you're about to do it again there.

No, no, I'm a changed man. I'm not doing it again. Did you ever get Clemmer for two for flinching? No. You owe them two. Okay. Yeah. I think that's fair.

Mm-hmm. Right? Yeah. Two-face shots. Did flinch. He did flinch. Okay. I'm excited for the stream tonight.

Yeah, I hope I said I think we were done by 5 a.m. Okay. But I also brought my stuff here just in case I can check out my hotel with like 11. Yeah. I feel like that's like the smart play to have. And I assume you stayed up for the entire game. Oh, 100. 100% yeah i said to myself like wow

central time's awesome like i can just stay up and not be affected by this and that's like it still goes to 2 a yeah fuck that brayden how close were you to waking up to a game going on about an hour that would have been i missed it by about an hour yeah pretty cool it would have been cool you'd drive in like the 22nd endings going on

felt like it was never going to end would you have listened to that game on a radio no did you ever listen to sports on the radio i love listening to sports on the radio i love listen to a baseball game so you wouldn't listen to the world series on the radio uh i I don't know that my mind would have comprehended I could do that at 3 a.m.

Yeah. I don't think my brain would have snapped into function and to pull it all. It's a good time to be behind the wheel. Baseball is the only sport you can listen to on the radio and like to know what's going on. That's a fantastic radio sport. Basketball as well, I'd say. Yeah. Hockey too.

Soccer is a few of the big one. Soccer. Yeah, it's good. I don't do it often, but I would imagine a golf announcer. Golf is a good one. I just think basketball is too fast-paced. Yeah. Well, they announce.

They just say what. happening. Yeah. It was like a 2-1. Yeah. Fowled off. That is what they're saying. Yep.

It's easier to fall. That's very, very true. Yeah. Okay. Thank you, Meek. Thank you. Good luck tonight. Thank you.

Hope her done a reasonable hour. Nice. Appreciate all the support for me winning the butt. Yeah. Yeah. I'm new to the meek. Verse, the big universe. Yeah.

It's still. collected thoughts, I guess. I guess I don't have anything to say after that. Yeah. Still in the... You're in the research. My opinion is fully formed.

What was your hypothesis and then what were your findings? I'll just keep my opinions to myself. They are fully formed. You got to understand, too. Meek was hired because he was just a troll online.

He was born from the internet. Yeah. I did not know that. Yeah. I knew the milk clip that's... The show. I knew of him.

I did not know the... I wouldn't be able to describe his personality to my mother. Yeah. Don't forget who the fuck put this dog shit here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right.

For that eye. For that. The last month or so, I've developed, like, I think I kind of sort of starting to get it. I didn't know that me asking him to elaborate and set up the stream tonight was going to strike a nerve.

Oh, you should have. You should have. Hey, you're doing Barcelona after dark. Tell the people about it. And I didn't know that it was going to to strike that nerve that one's on you no once you

once you know that he was born online yeah you realize that every conversation and I like meek a lot but you a lot of the conversation

you can have with meek are just like being in the worst like reply off yeah he's not meke at all no he's the opposite of me

he's very venom yeah he's filled he's filled the brim now me 's a funny guy to have why does he mean

to you brand and that's weird I don't know this is two shots in a row Yesterday I asked him a very innocent question He just snapped on me I think because Dave put him on wake up barstool I guess to fuck with Rico

And now that Rico's not there I think he fucks with me And I just I don't give it back to him And I think he's just desperately in searching I don't know Yeah when he speaks It's probably not suck That kid sucks

No he doesn't Fuck that guy Fuck you All know her I like talking ball with meek If you ever want to talk to He hasn't got it right yet There we go

You want to talk baseball with him It actually is a very fun experience. Yeah? Yeah, because he just watches, he knows everything about baseball and watches all the games. Wow. So, yeah, he's tuned in. I wish you had woken up to the game. That would have been so cool.

Yeah. We got close. That would have been a nice treat, huh? Yeah. Nick stayed up. I did. I stayed up at 1 to P. And I saw that it was in the 15th, so I put it on the TV and went and said, I'm going to lay here and watch the action.

I fell right back asleep. and by 3 o'clock when I woke up it was on the local news wasn't worth it no yeah it actually it was one of the best world series games I've ever watched until the extra innings and then I was like well this kind of sucks like there were so many great moments and then it's like well could someone just finish this please huh yeah this is dumb but if Connor had said that it would have made a lot more yeah I thought it was awesome I thought the entire game did you watch the whole thing yeah but even like they got the bases loaded and brought in Clay Creek we thought we That was awesome.

Clay Kershaw die on live television. That was awesome. And then he got the out. Somewhere between like 14 to like 17, which is like, this is. Like pimped home runs that didn't go out. That was cool. Oh, there were a lot of moments. It wasn't like it was just like.

There was a, there was that stretch that. It was a long game. Don't give me wrong. It was a long baseball game. I feel like that's your opinion. You're going to be lame for that one. I'd be like, okay with it. It ended like the 14th.

Just, this could have been an email, like, cut it up and... I mean, it was some bullet points. Insane game. It was awesome. And just also, I think I was also getting frustrated because every, like, 30 minutes, it's like, well, Shohei will end it, and then they just intentionally walked him. That was frustrating. Fuck, man.

I got to a point, though, I didn't want it to end. I was like, why not? Just go 50 innings. Let's just go 50. Stockholm syndrome. You're like, let's just do this forever. Let's make this game go forever. Yeah.

I got to play tonight. Yeah. Man. do you think Shohay knows English yes yes yeah we know that yeah he he was risen up Cameron Brink but like yelling for Freddie Freeman yesterday right yeah

he was saying it like very the King's English yeah but then uh like I saw a clip he got to interview I mean the game ended I turned it off and obviously with the bed but then I saw this morning like a clip where he was asked I think for Ducci was like you gotta pitch tomorrow what are you gonna you know how are you feeling

and he just said I gotta I'm gonna go to sleep yeah that's all he said and I was thinking could have just said that right like you didn't have to go through the translator yeah no he knew that question yeah but he's got to he has to do the transfer I know yeah that's he answered that in Japanese he answered his answer was like

I got to go to sleep that was it and he said it in Japanese and then the translator was like and then turned and then said I need to go to sleep and then I was like I you'd think he'd have that down why didn't just go he could say that

definitely knows that he definitely knows that he definitely knows that And he's not even, still not even in Stephen Chey's top ten Asians. That, that something is just an insane thing. All right. You used an oversight initially, but what am I supposed to? Take out Seya? Take out Shota?

Yeah, you can take out. I think you take out Shota. I think you're actually very... Take Shoda. Yeah, you could definitely... Maybe one of the two porn stars. You've known Shota for like six months and three of those months were dog shit. Che, it's incredible what he does for the brand.

Nope, Shoda. My son just got a Shota jersey for his birthday, so. He might not be on the team. Well, a lot of things have to happen. They've got to decline the option. Then he has to decline. Yeah. Which that's two things.

Two things. Countless things. Two things. So many things. Yeah, I am a little surprised that you're not like a huge Otani guy. You should be just all about Otani. I guess. Is this a Chinese Japanese thing?

It's a Chinese Japanese thing. It's 100%. You're being racist towards Japanese people. Oh. How many Japanese people are on your list? Shodos Shia But like the rest

Godfrey's Chinese Godfrey's Chinese is fuck Jackie Chan's Chinese My dad Yeah Yao Ming's Chinese There's a lot of Asia You neglected

Wait a second Was this a list of my Top 10 Chinese people or No Asians Asians All right Yeah it is it is pretty Chinese You don't have anyone from the Philippines

Right Korea any Korea No Korean You don't have Sai Not even No Indians Not even Siberia Not even like you know

No Russia? Yeah. Like Eastern Russians? Thailand's a big deal. Thailand's a huge deal. No great Indian athletes such as a lot of cricketers. Yes. Yeah.

King Pohli. High lie? Yep. Gender Mahal. Yeah, you're racist towards Japanese. Big supporter of sushi. Oh, okay. Supporters.

Oh, wow. So you just went like. We were in the wrong. Yeah, we said, You're racist towards Japanese my best friend likes sushi Some of my best friends are sushi

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It was nice. I hate missing a full week or four days. Yeah, it was productive. We didn't do anything conventionally fun or exciting. Okay, that sounds great. It's better for the viewer than the doer. Yeah. Ball of twine looks pretty cool.

It was a... Uh, it, yeah. How would you call it? Yeah. It was, they, it, it's not the biggest or the second biggest. Or the, yeah. It's not? Or the third biggest.

It's the top three to four in the central time zone. There's that many balls of twine? Unfortunately, but theirs is the biggest made by one man. That doesn't. Which is saying something, because the other balls of twine were made by entire, like, cohorts of townspeople. Why are people doing that? Yeah, right.

You wouldn't think it was so cutthroat, right? Yeah, what? Is he still adding to it? No, he's dead, yeah. But what he did was extremely impressive. So what they pride themselves on is how spherical it is. And when you get close to it, yeah. It is?

Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I guess as it gets bigger, that would take a lot of... Yeah, he constructed a device to really get it, get it right. Huh. So we did that. That's pretty cool. Yeah, so.

tune the fuck in get your ass and see it how'd we pitch it yeah that sounds awesome you started in Duluth flew into Duluth for like yeah just for a few minutes is it somewhere you would go back to to Duluth I would go to any of those places if it were a bit warmer I didn't pack well it looked wonderful it looked great Duluth is a wonderful Minneapolis even it looks great it looks it has all the makings and fixtures of a Western metropolis but it's energetically Mongolia there is no like human life maybe we came at the wrong time but The largest pack of fellow we saw was three.

That's it? Yeah. I'll be dating. Where are they all? Yeah, dispersed. That's like downtown Charlotte kind of. You got to go into the nooks and crannies around the outside of the center. I'm sure it has neighborhoods that are good.

Okay. Visually beautiful. Great. Liked it. I like Minneapolis. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't dislike it.

No, I've been places I've disliked. It's significantly better than Houston, Orlando, Dallas. I like Dallas Yeah? Yeah What do you like about Dallas, Brandon? I don't know, just the whole It makes sense to me

Oh, okay Metroplex is a little cocky, right? Yeah, it is but Everything around there is nice You're a fan of those Overpasses in Texas, the roads? There's a lot of them. I'm neither a fan nor not a fan.

They simply exist. It's all parking lots. Yeah. Got it. I think a lot of well-appointed shopping centers. I think it's a great place to probably grow up and raise a family. Dude Perfect's there. They're in Dallas?

Yeah. They're right outside. Frisco. The airport's bigger than Manhattan. Mm-hmm. Is it? Yeah, it is a big one. Wow.

That's a cool fact. I can tell you guys love it. That's kind of mind-blowing. Is that true? Well, Manhattan's not all that big. Yeah, but still. Yeah, one airport. Wait, seven miles?

That airport's seven miles long. What's? Yeah, it has its own zip code. What? Whoa. Massive. Oh, you guys kind of do like it. No, absolutely.

I'm glad I said it. Is that true? What? Has anybody been born there? Holy shit. That's a good question. Huh. What about Atlanta Hartsfield?

How big is that airport? That's got to be a doozy too. Oh, hair seems big, too. Okay. Damn. Damn. look at that Kyle that's a big

whole space what you've done you really did it oh they include like the the runways and stuff yeah that would be an airport are you just you were just going what it an airport I don't know yeah it not yeah

the runway is the airport yes what's more airport runway is more airport than the airport we're thinking of the terminals no because port means the building again without the runways what is you said what is the mall That's a mall. That's like the harbor.

No, that's water. But I'm saying the port. I'm with you, Mark. The port is like where you port the plane. That's the terminals. Think of a carport. You don't count your driveway. But like would you count a parking lot when you're measuring an arena?

If we're measuring an airport, we're certainly including the runways. I've never once thought of the size of the airport including the runway. It has to include the runway. That's not true. I'm saying the space occupying. by the airport. It's runways. It's all of it. Yes. That's the property they own. Right. That's what we're talking about, though.

But is your yard, your house? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I have a big house. Come over to my house. I have a big house and you come to a tiny little thing on a bunch of acres. You wouldn't think that that's... That's a terminal. The airport is the whole thing. It's the whole thing. I think. So Dallas Airport...

Small. Tiny. So what's the biggest airport? Port itself? Building itself? No, the whole kit and caboodle. Atlanta? Atlanta's big. Dallas. You said Dallas wasn't the biggest one.

I thought it said it's not even the biggest one. Denver is massive. Denver is massive. I just, when I think of the size of the airport, I think about walking around and like, oh my God, I'm in D terminal and I got to get the fucking A. That's going to take years. Forever. Yeah. Because this airport is so big.

And then think if you had to walk all the way to the end. of one of the runways. I don't think, oh, my God, the runway size of these runways. Yeah. Well, you should. You should start thinking about it. But if a, yeah, rewire. If an airport has seven runways as opposed to two runways, I feel like that's a much

bigger airport. That's because it would have more terminals. Yeah. Denver's the largest in the U.S. second largest in the world. China got it? No. Saudi Arabia has one seven times the size of Denver. Wait.

That's just They just built They just build Yeah, they are So how big Let's see What are some Size facts

About that 700 square kilometers Can we see an aerial Of that? 700 I'd love to see those runways Where is that in

What down? Damn, ma'am It's a cackaw Damn That's a nice Man I guess This is it

That's just big To be big Yeah They're just Doing this To flex Yeah I do feel like Zad

Don't you always go through Saudi Arabia Isn't that like the layover for everybody Uh not Dubai Dubai and Doha are the main Look at all that space Yeah that's not fair Places to put shit Those cities that say they're the biggest

But it's only because they have a huge perimeter Anchorage If there's another way to measure airport Maybe there's a way We're counting half of the desert Yeah Walked right into that one All right.

Have we mentioned that we're all wearing nice yak gear? Yeah, this stuff is great. Yeah, it's come out, Black Friday. Yeah. And we're taking, yeah. Plus, no spoilers, but the coolest thing I think we've ever released. I, the coolest piece of merchandise I've ever released. Oh.

We can call it a collectible, can we not? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Have we not talked about this? Uh, correct. Oh. Okay. So Chicago is it?

What? Dick Suck coin? I'm in the lady yacker. There's a new coin coming. I love it. It's got a, what pictures? Yeah.

Got a lady yack. Yeah, golf tea. Oh, I thought you meant the actual. Can I have Brandon? Yeah. Why don't we do spoilers? I don't know because we're going to want these people to buy this stuff. It wouldn't it be good for people to be really excited for shit coming out?

No, we want to make sure that they don't know. Yeah, we'll spring it on them. Because we don't have it in case it fucks up or something. Ah. Oh. Oh, that's fair. That's not our fault. That's fair.

Danny, why'd you end up on Mikey's list? Which time? Mike's list. Oh, he... Neither good nor bad, right? No, he doesn't know. He had poop streaks on his elbow. What?

And he smelled it, yeah. I'm sorry, poop streaks? Oh, what? From his baby? We don't know who it was from. He smelled it and couldn't find his scent it was. Oh, no, Mikey. Mikey streaks.

He's walking around with poop on him? I tried warning. him next thing you know I'm on the list those aren't straight those are splotches he had poop splotches on his sweater Mikey yeah you can't have that no especially we don't know who's poo it was

no is something in my back oh for the record if I have shit on me you guys can tell me yeah I thought it was being a nice guy I got on there man you're covered in shit what you're on my list I got on there for saying he's married to a beautiful

woman that could be any brand can be any brand in W sister jean off the list. Yeah. Gene McCasky off the list. Brandon W. That could be anybody.

It's good to know that when you die, you get off the list. Run under Joe Gow. Joe Gow made him almost vomit because he looked his own come. I said he had a beautiful wife. So we were supposed to visit Joe Gow in La Crosse, Wisconsin on a rediscovering America trip. And?

Well, we did a whole episode devoted to talking about how disgusting, gross, and small dick to you. Oh, you didn't. like that how freckly and old is why no i don't think he minded it but it would have been awkward would have been uncomfortable why oh you guys canceled it mike mike he's the one who said these things we canceled it he also watched another video last thursday of him of joe gow yeah no just as bad i thought he had the same finishing move yep yep i thought last week you guys were to call in no yeah we did go gal i kept waiting for it there was another place that uh wanted to charge us twenty five hundred dollars a year that it was on youtube the video

that's like good good deal making to be on your video to be for yeah and you and you said no we did say no to that one said no what if what if it was the greatest thing ever what if we made a million dollars a year and all we had to pay was $500

think of something boring and then multiply it by infinity that's the fourth smallest that's the most Thursday show so instead the most boring thing ever no but but it is no it wouldn't convey on video even okay so instead we penciled in the world's largest mustache

which is the size of an actual man's mustache yeah it wasn't big at all wait it was it was just someone's yard we kept on getting fooled by the largest we had always getting us on technicalities well it's the biggest in the yard because donnie was like well what about mount rushmore and it was like yep oh is it a bush no it was just wood Okay. Yeah. Huh. Tons of fun.

Sounds awesome. Tons of fun. Can't wait to see it. Yeah. That's not even that big. That's it. It's also not. It's not mustache.

It's not going to a face. I hate when like, that's not a mustache. That's a piece of wood that looks like a must. Right. Yeah. Right. Yeah, that's bullshit. And there's this.

There's a mustache. That could be the world. That's the world's art. That's where we should have gone. Go see that guy. Holy shit. No, get them off Google. Yeah, it's not a mustache.

It's a sculpture of a mustache. Is she doing a split? Why are they doing that? I think she's pregnant. That looks like the EGI guy from Pikes the Caribbean. Who's got the biggest mustache you guys have seen in person? I wouldn't even. Mike Beltran.

Who's got the smallest mustache, Steve? H-man? Yeah, Charlie Chapman? Cody's. Oh, God be. Whoa. He had to cut it for COVID. Hitler did?

COVID in the mustache. No, Mike Duttre? Oh. Why? Masks. Damn. They wouldn't let him rough with a mask on

with the mustache coming out the bottom so he had to cut it. Probably save some lines. Start over. Couldn't just tie it behind his head. He's a fucking hero.

I don't get how some dudes have mustache that hangs over their lip that would make me crazy yeah no it's it's bothersome no that would be a problem i have that when i don't trim my mustache yeah who's your boy that does the uh i forget who brought it to our attention the creamer guy the drinks the guineas is oh yeah oh yeah connie's good fucking sopping creamer he got a sopping mustache sopping always it's always softing always wet as could be i told mike you to come down here i want to i want to figure out why he'd poop on him

That's good, yeah Well, like, what's a How do you get poop on? I'm sure it'll be a very straightforward Yeah Simple answer It was on his elbow He's going to say something

So insane But try to mask it That it's regular And happens to all over this There is You never run out of toilet paper? Oh, new sweater Maybe put your lunch to the side

For the next couple of minutes Mikey Mikey get a new sweater yeah how'd you get poop on yourself it's not poop it was like but they did a smell test i did the smell test so what color was it brown and what was the aroma there was no aroma i feel like i haven't washed it in like a year so what that should have been all aroma yeah it was in my closet and i was like i don't have any like sweaters aware i'm wearing the same stuff every day let me grab this and it was still dirty and there's poop on it might be poop but it's probably chocolate probably

poop. How would chocolate or poop have gotten on that spot on the elbow? It was on my elbow. Your poop on the elbow? It's not like a viral challenge. Yeah, this might be, yeah. Guys, I have no idea. Poop or chocolate? Is it a cake? I'll lick it to see what it is. I don't know.

All right, no. Thanks for the offer. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it is, guys. What arm was it on? Left or right? The left arm. Do you wipe with your dominant hand? yeah oh no if you were to wipe with the hoodie

what part of the hoodie would you wipe with I always like whatever I wipe but like if you ran out of toilet paper sleeve yeah the left and why did Danny go on the list for that because he posted it oh where was Jay's questioning going

he was asking about the wiping method if he was able to sling it out like like I don't know yeah he's left hand guys I have an idea it was on his elbow it's plausible his arm is back there his arm is back there how baby poop i could

maybe it's baby poop it's probably no but the no your baby's not one babies don't poop oh your baby's not one you said your sweater had been in there for a year that's your poop brother you can't put that on your baby you have a dog i yeah i do i have one dog now used to have two oh yeah maybe maybe why is brandon on the list he said my wife was smoking hot beautiful you could have just said beautiful you didn't say smoking hot that implies he wants something

more smoking hot smoking is a little smoking hot wife it's crazy making her uncomfortable that is a little crazy brand it's smoking we have the dumbest fucking bitches that work here I was giving you a compliment appreciate it yeah somebody looks like you married somebody looks like that you should take every fucking cop what does she look like

a sick couple smoking ass hot And look at him. Moken ass hot. I'm not hot? No. I think I'm very attractive. Oh, my God. Look at yourself.

Mikey, very. I'm pretty attractive. You look swollen like you were stung by bees. Yeah. If I'm like 40 pounds lighter, I'd be very attractive. You're not. I'm not either, but you're not. Yeah.

Very is a, that's a. I'm a good looking guy. You're not. I don't have very attractive. No. Titus is our very attractive guy. Titus and Blake. You don't even have part two.

Very attractive. We don't even have potential. We've got. I don't know about that. Everyone's got potential. He doesn't even have potential. What if I go to Turkey, get a hair transplant? No.

You're going to get a face transplant? And lipo. My face is beautiful. No. Beautiful. You're an idiot. We're two and a half. Well, if I'm going to be on the list, I'm going to be on the fucking list, you ugly

motherfucker. I'm beautiful. There's nothing that you can say that's going to hurt my feelings because I know how good looking I am. He's beautiful. Do you feel like you turn heads? I, yeah. As soon as I walk in the room, I turn heads.

Because you have shit on your elbow. The poop, yeah. you're covered in feasts. Yeah, you might know. Who's that hot guy covered in shit? Oh, no, that beautiful man has poop on. Me, yeah. That poor haughty.

Mikey wanted to know if he could expense a braiser's account. I didn't say that. It's technically now him jerking off his content. I never said that, ever. And I would never pay for porn. Not to pay for porn guy. But you can expense it. I'm not going to, well, I wouldn't do that if I'm not going to expense it.

But I'm saying you can. Have you ever paid for porn? Do you think it might be more premium? yeah it is well yeah it's premium porn what makes it premium you got to pay for you got to pay for it and like better storyline what he said he likes the amateur you like yeah exactly yeah so only we got to just focus on not having poop on us when we walk in the guys it's it's pretty easy to do i don't i'm not like the fashion guy here i i just like i you're just the beautiful guy and the good looking at someone yeah actually that happened the other day there was a guy standing out

in front he's like hey i'm here for the beautiful guy and i was like oh yeah mikey Yeah, that was me. Yeah, that was me. Come on in, Frank. Beautiful. It implies that the people that don't have poop on their clothes are fashion people. Yeah, that's the bare minimum. I'm not the fashion guy.

I don't know. Like all of you who are. I don't give a shit about these trends. Well, you do have enemies. You have a list. Yeah. So what's to stop somebody from? Putting some poop on you.

Yeah, maybe it was Sister Jean or something. She should get the fingerprints on. She's dead. Oh, yeah, she's a old. A year ago, she was. Yeah, a year. ago, yeah, that's true. Did you ever meet her? If you had sisters, you're old poop on your

sweater. What's like your most longest standing feud from history? That seemed like a recent list. I used to get bullied a lot by this kid. His name was Johnny Taylor, loved him to death, though. He's my friend now, so

that was a big beef until, like, 2018. Why do you bully you? That's, yeah. Until you were, like, 25? Was it because of your beautiful face I mean he must have been jealous how'd you become friends uh after high school you just were like hey he was like that's when he bullied you after high school getting bullied in college he bullied he bullied an adult getting bullied guys i didn't go to college but uh how i'll ask you get how did you become friends we got a beer like we did he was at the bar and i was like what's up

and he said what's up uh shot out american tap we got a beer and did you ever say sorry was ever like Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're good now. We golf now. Oh, fuck yeah. But he wasn't, like, physically bullying you, right? No, he was, like, short as hell. I was the big guy who was getting bullied. I got bullied a lot.

What does that entail? Like, getting verbally around? I would, like, make a joke, and he'd be like, Mikey, you're not cool. And then all the girls would laugh. That broke me, yeah. But he was trying to, he was short, so he was making up for it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. that's probably the longest one and then like cody parky yeah yeah that one's never gonna any like customer service catastrophes i always have customer service i hate the robots on the phone i think that's the worst what about this robots on the street i want to beat one of them up the cocos yeah always wave i like them i hate them case i don't know i don't like that i'm indifferent on those guys okay yeah all right well thanks mike all right guys let's try to keep uh it's not poop it's probably

yeah it's probably poop see those are beautiful faced mickey beautiful beautiful is quite a hate to see him leave yeah oh my gosh he goes he's beautiful god damn

like anything you say to him he knows he's beautiful so you can't right he's convinced me I think that might have been the first guy I've ever met who called himself beautiful

is it the first beautiful he's ever met he's that dude maybe Any guy ever said that I'm beautiful? Look at me. I'm a real stunner. Yeah, I'm beautiful.

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Yes. Which flavor do you want? Sweet cream. I'll take blue. Thank you, Kate. I'm just going to have one right now. Yeah, I'll take blue. yeah poop it was poop poop poop yeah there's no other world brandon hey are you going to

get the same car as me i got a new car what i don't know that i can keep up with this one buddy what you got a new vehicle i got a new vehicle have you all seen it i always wanted it is the most beautiful oh it's beautiful i'm rover oh are you look at a rover i'm rover i'm rover range rover go go look at i'm rover okay i want it's unfucking believe it a head turn So you're flexing a little bit Well, six months ago Hank told me that my car wasn't sick And it got in my head real

By the way, your car was sick. It was sick And then, but he was like, yeah, you don't have a sick car. Do you remember the first thing Sass said to Hank When Hank announced he got an Audi? Yeah. He goes, mom car. Yeah, mom car. So I've always wanted a rover.

So I was like, fuck it, you know what I'm going to get a rover? How's it feel? It feels great. It feels awesome. I did have a moment. You guys know me very. very, very well. I sometimes can't turn it off. Like the car?

No. It's a big issue. You have a garage, big cat. I'm the same guy off camera, on camera, you know, kind of just fucking around, busts and balls. I had a moment that I'm in the doghouse because I went to the dealership with my wife and because she was driving my car back because my other lease is up leasing no big deal which is really stupid but whatever

and we were sitting there like talking to the dealership guy and he got up to do some paperwork and my wife was like are you going to haggle it all and I was like she wanted to see you yeah and then when he came back with my wife sitting next to me I said to the guy hey man

my wife's going to think I'm such a pussy if I don't haggle with you and so can we just haggle a little and then she got up and just walked away she was like why did you do that you're being honest I was being dead honest and it started the haggling and then we got to haggling

but I don't think you can never say the word haggle can you can't yeah you can't you can't haggle you can't say haggle you said to me after she's like we're not on camera why'd you do that I'm like well we started haggling you're on camera and I ended up winning the haggle 99% of my arguments

with my girlfriend are about my purchases yeah i bought a missile in minneapolis and that was a tough one to bring home in the studio yeah but i won the haggle so i i ended up haggling the fuck out of them and i i mean all's well it is well then yeah yeah you got the rover you got the rover you got the rover i got a sweater in no way oh oh on top of the car yeah that makes it all worth it yeah yeah did the regular price did you pay the regular price and got oh full price and added a bunch of shit on. Oh, you gotta pay us.

But holy shit did I get a sweatshirt in the hat? But do they sell that hat at sweatshirt to like the layperson or do you have to get the car? Oh man, that says. Yeah, yeah, they do sell it. It has price. Is it at least $2,000? It's $150. Okay.

Pretty good. What is that a Rangerover hoodie? Yeah. Look how gray and smooth it. I know. Yeah. Did you get some Rangerover shoes? It was so pathetic.

I was just like, dude, because we started haggling after. I said that, and then he's like, yeah, it's a lease, man. Like, we don't really hagg a leases. I was just like, can I get a sweatshirt or something? He was like, yeah. All right. You get a sweatshirt. Hey.

Boom. What? Where's my coffee? Oh. Oh, what? What? Don't take that. You're lucky I'm a pussy.

Bring it over. Bring it. Don't toss it. I don't want it to bust. Oh, my God. I hate my. Make him get it, Kate. Make him get it.

Take him get it. Put on the more. Don't do it, Kate. Don't do it, Kate. Don't do it, Kate. Don't do it. Do what you would do. Kate, don't.

Kate, stop. Kate. Oh, go. Oh, no. Oh, Pete with the war. Oh, he just fucking. Oh, Kate. Oh, Kate.

You, Kate. Wow. And that's how you haggle. You feel good, Carl? Oh, Kate. Sweet cream? Send it back. You guys think it's a bad move to say haggle in front of someone?

I don't think you can say. You don't say that. But it breaks. But it breaks the ice. That's where it's like, hey, we're not going to play this game. We're just going to haggle. If somebody walks into a car dealership and says, can I haggle with you? I think he's got you right where he wants you.

No, you're saying, hey, let's, let's fucking do it. Nobody asks to haggle. You just haggle. Let's fucking haggle. What if you, let's haggle and he goes, no. Che, I'd say my follow up would be, can I get a free sweatshirt? Okay, that's a hack. Say, you fancy yourself, you fancy yourself a haggler, right?

You pulled off one of the all-time coupon moves at a car dealership. Probably the greatest coupon move ever, yes. Yeah. So what do you think of? about this haggling technique. I mean, your intention, Big Cat, was to get the car regardless, right? Yeah, no, I, that was already out the window, yeah. Yeah.

So, I mean, if you want to play super hardball, you've got to threaten the walkout and all this. And then, yeah, he's, he doesn't need to do it. But I got this. They figured out who I was at the very end, so it didn't help me at all. Like the big manager came and he was just like, big fan of you. I was like, there we go. That's probably actually where the hat came in. Yeah.

Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, because I did ask just for a sweatshirt and then he threw an hat. So that, yeah, it pays to be me. Wow. I got a hat. You're either born one or you're not. Like, that's an art that just, I know, I know for sure don't have it at all. I can't have. I don't have it.

I don't use coupons. And I'm always mortified when I'm with someone who is a haggler. Oh, so you would have been, you would have hated that moment. Yeah. When I said that, when I said it, yeah. No, I probably would have been like. like oh my god yeah she was not happy with that can you go undercover to a restaurant and send back a meal i know i could have like half of it and send it back i've eaten meals that had hair in it

oh hey i've like moved it to the side and been like it's fine i don't like how you didn't say a hair hair hair is a tuft a ponytail just laying across those ponytail there's an afro in my But we've talked about this before. There are certain people, I'm not one of these people either, who can just, they just haggle for, like, for sport and they just get shit for free. I think those are assholes. Yeah, they are assholes. I think you're right.

But it works in like a business sense. They become very successful despite being, like, otherwise pretty stupid. Yeah, but is it worth it being an asshole? But I think. If you are an asshole, you then. When a haggler meets a haggler, they love it. Like a back and forth between two hagglers is like, that's ideal. Do we have any assholes?

Hagler's here? I imagine. I said Brandon. Mook at card shows plays hardball. Moresh. Moresh. Mareh plays hard ball. I can see Mareh.

Yeah. That's cultural, too. Yeah, right. I'm a missile. Testoration. No, I mean, I actually, years ago when I worked in real estate, it was Indians and Asians,

like they were to always get the best deals. Just break you down. They're the best at sightseeing, too. Yeah. Oh, they take it all in. Any site you go to, there's 15. If you're at a scenic overlook, they're treating it like a sport. They see the fuck out of those sites.

Yeah. Peace signs everywhere. Oh. It's going on with our shots here. But I am, like, jealous of those people sometimes. I forgot. When I got my car, I forgot I was supposed to haggle. Yeah.

It took me, like, two days later and just be like, like, I was going to bed. My head hits the pillow, and I just, fuck. Yeah. Fuck, I forgot to haggle. I had forgotten, too, until my wife said, hey, aren't you going to hagg? And then I felt like a small little man, and I was like, I got to do something. Are there items that are haggable that we don't know are haggable? Like the other day, I was, what?

Haggolable. Haggolable? Haggleable? The other day, you got to pay with cash at the dispensary, and I had $27. And it was $29. He was like, oh, that's fine. Can I just do this every time? I always do the reverse.

I'll give you more. Where it's like, oh, I don't need, like, it's $29, here's $30, forget about it. Mm-hmm. I don't want to walk around with a dollar. I like having a dollar. One dollar? Yeah, I like having a dollar, too. Anything with $1.

Yeah, if you pay cash, I think you can get. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but haggling with a card would be tough. Yeah. That would be hard. Yeah. We should maybe put that on the wheel, so you got to go haggle.

Oh, I would rather just. With some Google glasses. Haggle or barter. Yeah. For like a physical item. Yeah Yeah, like even like Like getting tickets like outside Wrigley

You try to hag Those guys just I remember I once went Tried to go to a game And the guy just I kept on trying to go lower And the guy just goes I'm gonna rip these tickets up in front of your face That was just like

Oh damn it dude I guess I'll pay full price I want to just be like you can fucking rob me Yeah Just rob me at this I just want the tickets Just give yeah just tell me Yeah

because they do work the price into it where it's like if you're like oh i want two tickets to the bleachers and they're like all right it's a hundred bucks they're expecting you to say 80 yeah and then they say 90 and they're happy with 90 but then but i'm such a pussy i'll just be like oh here's 120 they deserve it i think it's a hard work do they ticket scalpers pay for the convenience to not have that point you just here's a hundred dollars that was very easy and i'm on my way and i don't have to you need like a safe haggle zone where it's like can we just do this in a as friends yeah as friends

pals I'll just throw something out there let's just be respectable here figure it out but you got the range I got the rover I got the rover I've always wanted one so yeah is it still last time I looked those up they're like piece of shit cars yeah they're like oh yeah yeah break down all the time that's why I leased it yeah no I know it's like a stupid thing yeah but it that's why I was like I'm not buying it I'm just going to lease it. They really don't have good reputations? I don't think so.

I think, yeah, I think they're like... I didn't know that. I think they're... Somewhere along the way, you know, like how there's bulldogs or bred? Yeah. Where they can't breathe out of their nose. I think Range Rovers were initially bred to be good cars in the, like, countryside and stuff.

Then they're like, let's just be a luxury. They have some defects along the way. Yeah, now they just break down. They get hip displacement a lot. Yeah, so I'm probably going to. It's probably going to be a pain in the ass, but I got the sweatshirt. Is the gas mileage good? Oh, terrible.

Are they good in the snow? Again, guys, it looks incredible. Yeah, that's all it's going for. What is it? It feels, it's, when you get in it, you're like, oh, man, this is what, it's one of the sickest cars I've ever seen. Yeah, oh, yeah. You got a lot of, yeah. That's nice.

Oh, yeah. What is, like, is there an active community amongst Rangerover owners? I don't think so. Yeah, is it like a Jeep wave? Like, you're Rissillo now. Yeah, Rissillo. I don't know if he still does, but. He was a range rover guy.

Is that picture of him crossing his arms by his rover? Rover in. Is there a stereotype? Rich. Cool. The guys would go to like men's summits. It's probably moms and I'm probably going to be fucked when Hank calls him not cool anymore. I think it's cool.

I don't think are mom's range rovers? A drop off line in the suburbs. Oh, fuck yeah. It's our guy. Was that the stereotype? I did stop it. They asked me if I wanted to mat it. Like mad at black.

I thought that would be a little too much. I'm not that. It's kind of a rapper move. That would be crazy if I had matted black range rover. It would look sick, though. Do you have a custom license plate that says podcast on the back? That's what I heard. Podcasts.

That would be sick. It was fun going in, though, like going in in sweatpants and then being like, this guy, what the fuck? Yeah, I'm getting a rover. That's the dream. That's a pretty woman. Yeah, they gave me like the worst. are you still getting the van i have a van the big one the uh vanny woodhead i have it oh you got it yeah oh where is it i don't have a license plate on it i'm gonna get that i need to get that that

that was probably a stupid purchase i'll just i don't think so straight up admit it was on that one yeah that's fun cool where is it living in the loading dock oh okay cool yeah cool yeah that was dumb i disagree i I do have ideas for it because I do think that Jacob and Zach driving and picking up guests would be electric content doing pre-interviews because they are a great duo. They are. Yeah, I got to do that. That was stupid to me. This market doesn't really exist anymore with like game time.

But have you guys back in the day, have you guys ever scalped your own tickets? No. Sold them or bought them? I would just go away. Same. yeah i would sell some how would you do would you be like outside the stadium or like yeah when i lived like right next to rigley i would just walk over

if i had tickets i'd sell them and i wasn't going to the game any good experiences or no no i would basically just try to get rid of them as fast as possible so i was the mark where people could just come and just be like 20 bucks like all right would they ever make you follow them to make sure they scanned no i would do that whenever i got them yeah because that is that is yeah That would happen for sure. I miss paper tickets. Big time.

I miss saving it. I used to have like a notebook, right? Save all of them and everything. It's gone. Something to it. Stubs. Like 15 years ago, I had season tickets for the Knicks for a number of years and I made a friend through it and don't keep in touch as much anymore, but we talked quite a bit for a number

of years. What? How did that relate to? I didn't have to do with physical tickets. I sold him a physical ticket. You asked the question just to. just to get to you have a friend. Right, and didn't really

chances in our answers. What was it? We were not part of the conversation. You tried to segue that into as many brags as you could. I had Nick Steven season tickets for several years. Several years. And through that, I made a good friend. Yeah, I would sell tickets.

We wouldn't go to all the games. What was the guy's name? Jim. He lives in Chicago, actually. Call him. Hit him up. Wow. Seems like that's a friendship.

You call him right now. I haven't talked to him since I moved here. All right. call him uh let me see i'll text him i'll see if i'll just call him did he know you moved here i don't know we lot he's he's a good deal older tell me move you hold on hold on let's hear more about this friend you you you bought two season tickets right and then i i had one and then some friends had how did you make a friend out of you buying season tickets what a i sold it to him i sold him the tickets so i i used to post the tickets on craigslist and they

would meet up with people to give them the ticket oh he bought one and then he said, hey, if you ever have another one, I got the other ones for my friends. We sold him in three packs. So, yeah, him and some associates, I think. How many times did you, did you see Jim? How many times are you seen Jim in person? Maybe three? No.

I think we've met up before. We might have gone to a game. I don't know. This doesn't seem like a friend. Call him. So wait, did you guys? Don't text, call. After the tickets, you guys just kept texting.

Like, what a great game, blah, blah, and you hit it off in text? And then you met up? Yeah, well, we met up initially, and then, yeah, maybe it was Twitter or something. I forget how exactly it was, but we would talk about the NBA. He's a Bulls fan. I'm a Knicks fan, and I'm looking back at my text. We actually texted in January 2021, and then he texted me last year, actually. Wow.

So, yeah, I'll hit him up. Call him. What was his text last year? I don't want you to text him. I want you to call him. His text just said, beat Boston. and I said, got to handle Indiana first. He said, oh, yeah, no sweat.

Does he know you're at Barclam? I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, I don't, that was the one, that's the only time you've talked to him in four years. Yes, yes. Was that, Boston. That was a sweat. Yeah, no, we, we, we, we, you guys lost that series, right? Last year, yes. Okay.

So that was a definition of a sweat. What am I going to say this? Let me talk to him Call him and just be like, hey, you want to chat? Yeah, bud. You're live on the act? Tell him you're here in Chicago. See if he wants to go to a bullskin.

Ask him if he wants to haggle. Ask him for local recommendations. I don't even think he needs to go on speakerphone. I want to hear you talk to him. We don't need to hear him. Yeah, go out on the court. Okay. Just talk to him.

Yeah. Che, if you can talk to him for 10 minutes, what's his reward? If you could keep him on the phone for 10 minutes. We'll buy any bucks jersey. you want. Oh, that's good. You made him guffaw. Is that a mistake?

Yeah. Brother, I'm in some heavy auctions, so that'll be a four-figure payout. All right. Oh, man. Ten minutes, though? Ask him for some good local photo op recommendations. You got to keep him on for ten full

minutes. All right. I'll put my hand up when he's on. Well, probably when you start talking. Yeah. That's got to be it. There's no way you can keep him on for 10. I don't think they're friends. No.

I think he said, did he not say good friends? He did. I don't know if he said good friends at first. It, like, sounded like he made a solid good friend. He's seen them in person three times. They've texted once in five years, and that once was beat Boston. Steve's in this guy's phone is Ticket Guy Chinese. he's talking

oh my god I don't think I oh ten minutes is so long I don't think I keep my mom on the phone for ten minutes ten minutes is forever I wouldn't mind kind of hearing him but then again they have a lot to catch up hey I moved to Chicago he could tell the story

of how he mom I think he has to come in and do at least like two minutes on I just come stand by this mic right here uh two years now he's nervous He's really nervous. Oh, is this a basketball? Yeah, I guess it is.

How about this one? This one's green. That's a ball, too. Yeah, basketball, yeah. Not nothing, just touching a green ball. That one over here. Tell me more. That belongs.

What you say? Just repeat everything again? I want Jim to roll up. I do, too. What if he's, like, right down the street, like that gambling guy from the other day? Slots guy. Yeah, Mikey Betts has, he's trying to watch less Nick and Brandon. I told K.

yesterday. Mikey Best is trying to watch less porn and what he's doing in replace of it is watching other people play slots. That's worse than depraised. The most of the people being we have. Why, what? Hmm. And then we found his favorite slot guy that actually lives

in River North. Is there a genre of video that? Oh, yeah. A big one. Mike says this is his hero. He just watches him and wants to be him. So when he loses. The Connecticut poker tournament. Yeah. There was a guy that was a pro slot player that can that competed. How is that a thing?

I don't know. He was wearing like a big Gucci bag with his logo. He's really checking all the rest of the rest of it. Mr. Quick Hands? Mr. Handpay? Mr. Handpay? Yeah. Slots is probably like the one of the bigger gambling content markets right now. Crazy. I mean, Drake has like a gigantic

digital slots partnership with an online casino for like millions and millions millions of millions. How do you become a pro? Yeah, they do tournaments. Tournaments. What is the strategy? It's like a timed thing. I don't know how it works. but they do

they're there's slots tournaments I never heard make Che run the gauntlet while he's on the pole and he has to drop in his answers casually on the phone it's going

well set up the gauntlet it's like planets he's like Che usually sets it up oh it's rearranging the balls oh this is going to be great

so Dana fucked up the kick huh oh yeah that was tough to see yeah And, like, I think it's Cincinnati

loves him so much. Yeah, he's all they have. Yeah, that was tough. Was he in the gambling cave right now? He's never going to make this kick. Dana, Dana, Dana, Dana, Dana. Kedek. That's my big dog.

That's my big dog. Fuck, yeah, that's my big dog. There's Rick. Okay, this is. Che, you're going to run the gauntlet while you're talking to him. This is pure torture. It is. I wouldn't do this on, like, Comedy Central.

I wouldn't do this to my, I wouldn't call my dad. You can't tell Jim. Connor. You ready? You ready, Peter? Three, two, one. Let's play, baby. That's going to be a really bad feeling

That's a truly harrowing feeling Oh man Connor's He's stees And he's steezed right now He's big time stees Oh man

He's a stease Stees type of guy Oh There goes Brandon The Brandon running down the sidelines video It was a little bit like Mincy's walking down the sidelines. Oh, did you bring up Mincy? Like, that was actually a mean tweet by Mincy.

What? Where's he been? He tagged Brandon after the game, and he said... Oh, yeah, the dollar signs? Yeah, I feel bad for Brandon, but give me my money. Give me my money. Yeah. Then he had a huge time at widespread panic on Sunday.

Huge time. Old Miss is rolling, too. I mean, they're playing great. football right now and undefeated and yeah probably not going to lose their coach well they're defeated a little slight defeat

they lost to Georgia but other than that yeah other than that they are undefeated they're undefeated they're undefeated yeah minus Georgia they're undefeated cutting out the one loss yeah if you take out the one loss have not lost yeah mince he's talking about a new gold mine content idea oh god

he goes to Ole Miss just like Brandon went to Mississippi State. Wow. So try that one on for size. It would be interesting. Has he tried that yet? It's really impossible to say. You think that he watched Brandon in Mississippi State and was like,

holy shit, I should do that. Yes. Wait a second. Did he pitch that somewhere? Yep. He's still on the phone with Jim. It's over five minutes now. I have a weird feeling that Steve's friends.

fucking love him. Oh, yeah. Dude, when I met him, they kind of, I had a conversation and I was like, how? And they're just like, yeah. Yeah, he's the man.

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I want to hear about this kick. All right, Stephen's taking a sip. And now Stephen is talking to Jim. Okay, how do you want me to do this timer? because we can't run the timer and run the gauntlet timer. I think we just pay attention to when he started. Okay. We'll just do the time off that, right?

Yeah, they're chatting. All right, Stephen, here we go. Or you want me to time it. I can time it. No, no, no, it's fine. We'll just do the math. Okay. Nice.

It's awesome, he just said. All right. Three, two, one, go. Okay, here he goes. Stephen and Chey doing the gauntlet while talking to his long-time friend, Jim. Doesn't look like he's got a lot of... I don't think he even mentioned to Jim that he's running the gauntlet now. No, I said he can't.

This is crazy. This is actually crazy what's going on. Like, could you imagine calling someone you've three times? I'm talking to them for 10 minutes? I'm really, really, it's dawning on me and it's eye-opening. Che's the normal one. Yeah, Jim is a weirdo. No, we aren't.

We are. Oh. Yeah, he's like the, he has regular relationship. Oh, I see what you're saying. He likes network television. He's the general consumer. Yeah, no, he is. I've said this before that he is the most average male possible.

To us calling somebody for 10 minutes. Is torture. And he's like, yeah, it's my pal. Oh, gladly. You're right. We're the aliens. Yeah. He's the human.

Oh, my God. Everybody's Che. Everybody is Chee. Fuck. Che is what I wish I was more like. Oh my God. I wish I had like an ounce of Che. Look how casual he's doing this.

Chee's on the phone with his a guy he sold Nix tickets to 10 years ago. He hasn't talked to in forever. Who's his friend, Jim? Who happens to live here in Chicago, Dana? Yeah. Oh, nice. Dana, what happened with the kick?

It wasn't, I didn't practice enough. Yeah. I had a week to practice and I had a busy week and then every time I was going to go practice, it got to be nighttime and I didn't do, I didn't, I didn't do enough to practice. Yeah. It's on me. It wasn't even funny either. It wasn't a funny kick.

No. It was just sad. What would be funny? It's hard to. Like a doink or like a. It almost went in off the bounce. I know. That would have been cool.

I'm going to practice for an entire. year is there anyone specifically you might have let down stop don't do this don't do this don't do this okay so no one you let down nope all right don't do this that was good that would it you didn't let anyone down no no don't do this he didn't let anyone down just the world this part's going to be interesting keep talking keep talking keep talking keep talking just Just drop it into regular conversation. Oh, that's probably, man. Dude, I'm so excited bandy.

So we've got to start following their golf team next year. Teams in Florida. Teams in Florida. Just start saying them. Five members of the Backstreet Boys working in a club. Just start saying him. Ingo. What do you say?

I don't know. He's not doing it. That's awesome. Yeah. Um, that's so funny. Have you ever seen the show Bluey? Oh my gosh, the parents, um, Bandit and Chili. They're like, my favorite.

They're just like my cartoon, like, idol parents. Just kind of, uh, do you, uh, are you a Backstreet Boys guy by any chance? We had, uh, Nick Carter, um, on our show the other week, him in, like, AJ, Brian LaTrell. yeah howie what was the other guy's name in backstreet boys Kevin Kevin I think it was Howie AJ yeah I mean you follow me on social media you know I'm a buccaneers fan I'm not I'm not really a big lightning guy or a panthers guy but I mean they've had some good success I really I'm really out on the Jaguars this year, but they've been doing really well.

Great job, Che. That was so impressive. The most impressive, daring, and funniest thing ever done on. How did he do that? Che is the bravest and smartest man. He's still talking to him. He's still talking to Jim. I was just talking to his good friend.

That was expert level hijacks. Unbelievable. We got to start doing. Like, he rehearsed that for years. Gauntlet phone conversation Undercover trivia So cool and If the person who's on the phone with calls you out

Hey are you fucking doing trivia The way he landed the plane with the I'm a bucks guy but not really a lightning guy Out on the Jaguar's It was just catching up Yeah I got kids The bluey parents are my ideal parents Oh my God that was incredible

We had one of the backstreet boys in the office He navigated Jim's none the wiser What a fucking performance Way to go Chey Chey Chay. Flawless.

Flawless. I'm stunned. Brave. Like that of a conquistador. Yes, that's what I was going to say. A conquistador. That was incredible. I thought that was going to take much longer.

I thought he was going to break. I thought he was going to be like, Jim, hold on a second. Bucks. You know. But he held the composure of a fighter. What was this time, T.J.? 354. 354.

And he wasn't out of breath either. He just kept. Right on talking normal. He just walked through the whole thing. Oh, you know. 12.09. Bravo. Even.

Unbelievable. Well done. All right. So what's up with Jim? Dude, his son is the number two junior golfer in the world. Whoa. Holy shit. Where does he live?

So he lives in Frisco now. He used to live in Chicago. San Francisco or Frisco, Texas? Yeah. Texas, Texas. Okay. his son is the number two in the world so we were friends on Facebook once we

started talking and I knew that his son was like good at golf and I knew he was like a he was like a player but I didn't know he was that good so he's going to Vanderbilt next year oh wow that's really good in the world yeah damn we got to become fans of this kid he's gonna rich right that's like a financially significant place yeah the number two in the world junior even yeah

Yeah, so my buddy's name is Jim, and he was in finance before, and then he said he retired, and he started up this, like, golf stats tracking company. But, yeah, he'll be in Chicago next August, he said, for junior champions. So long way away. So I thought you were going to say. He'll still be fresh out of the minds. Yeah, next week. August. Yeah, be like, what are you talking about?

No, but it's good. Now I connect with him. Was he cool? Was it? league pass. Was he trying to get off the phone at all at any point? No, no. He wasn't at all suspicious. He did answer the phone. He was like, hey, it's Jim. I was like, dude, what's up? He's like, hey, man, how you doing? Whoa. When you were talking about, like, Bluey and the Backstreet boys, what was his responses? He didn't say anything during that, but I tried to transition

to his best I could do. He did a good job. Thanks, thanks. That was talking about dad stuff, so the bluey stuff I felt was not the craziest out of left field. And was he like, was he like, oh, man, 406, not terrible. So awesome to hear from you. Yeah, yeah. Said that a couple times. So it was cool. It's good to reconnect with a friend.

Is he significantly older than you? I mean, the son's, uh, if I had to guess he's probably like 50, 52. That's not significantly older than you? Yeah. I think it is. No, it's not. Ten years, right? I would, I think ten years are significant.

If you're 40, a 50-year-old is, is your contemporary. I think it just needs to be. in your 40 to 49 are your contemporaries. I think he was in his 50s. A parent with a young kid and a parent with a college age kid. That's true. But yeah, a guy, like, I'd be friends as a guy's... You can be friends with you.

I'm not significantly older than you. You're significant. I'm not significantly older than you. How old are you? I'm six years older than you. You're 46? Yes. Oh.

What was that noise? Surprising. What did you think? In what direction? You're younger. It's a compliment. Thank you. I'm not significantly old.

If I were 52, I'd be significant. No, I'm like one of the young guys around here. You're an old guy. I don't think that's true either. I had that moment the other day when I was talking about Wisconsin beating Ohio State in 2003 and Kedek was sitting next to me and you're just like, I was two. Yeah. God damn it, dude.

Two. Yeah, and he's not one of the, I mean, he's what, 24? Yeah. So he's not like super. He's pretty young. Who's the youngest we got? How old is Tommy Walker? Yeah.

15-year-old Steve? 15-year-old Steve. How old is it got to be like 21 and 22, I think? Is it Goldfinger? Yeah. I think Jacob might be younger than Goldfinger. Yeah, 22. Damn.

God. Jacob, we gave you all hugs yesterday. He was messing out hugs. I love Jacob. He's a good guy. Che, what jersey am I buying you now? This is a mistake. It might be game-y-use Super Bowl.

Oh, yeah. What? This might be Warren Saps' Super Bowl jersey. I mean, you put him through fucking hell. Or Derek Brooks, yeah. Jay, were you uncomfortable at all doing that challenge? Duh, um, Golan? Not really.

You look there. The phone call. The phone call? Oh, the phone call? No. I mean, a friend of mine. Yeah, he is. Haggle with him, Big Hat.

Not the Super Bowl jersey, but. Not Super Bowl jersey, but I mean, we're going to... What are you looking at? Tell me what we're looking at. Price-wise? Yeah. 15-H-H-H probably. Oh, my. She's right.

15-Hunge. That could be like the first Bucks jersey. Oh, no. I mean, we're talking, yeah, we're going to get a nice game-use player that's signed or game-issued. He just said Jersey. I never thought he'd be able to pull it off. Yeah, I mean, I got my eye on a couple. Yeah, I mean, I'm a man in my word.

I appreciate that Thank you That's fun What if we did like What if we did maybe Like less than a thousand And then I threw in like a free range rober Like that

Did you be interested in that I would not You sure It's a pretty nice hat People think you drive the car Is it does it say Or is it like the dealership It just says range rover

Oh no it says England Land Rover Look at that This is, I'm saying, look at this hat. You need this hat, Stephen. You want to try this hat on real quick? Established in 1948, G.B. on the back. Give this hat a try.

Let me just see you in this hat. Come on. Get over here. I'll try it on, but I'm an exclusively bar-sill store hat guy. Thank you, Stephen. It means a lot. It means a lot. A lot, a lot.

Look at this hat, Stephen. Put this hat on. Let's just see what you look like. See, if he could be a range rover guy. Yeah, it's a nice hat. Really nice hat. Yeah, you're going to look a golf shirt. Uh-huh.

Fancy. Oh, wow. You have a Land Rover? Dude, how long you have one? You're a Land Rover guy. I didn't even, sir. I saw it in the spot today. No, no, no, you hold on to it.

Think about it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just, you know. We'll call it even. Dana, you. You got a nice beautiful car I do have a nice beautiful car I got to get it washed today actually

Spider car Spider no more spiders Oh you upgraded? What'd you get? Same car Oh Just no spider Oh what is it Is it? A bunch of dead spiders Oh yeah the Bronco

Yeah I got the non-spider edition No more spiders The Broncos are sick Yeah You got a maroon one I like your brown It does It does

It's hard to park It's hard to park And this In this park a lot of it is yeah how i get here so early i'm scared to have to go back there so it's tough in in tight spaces how's the wedding good one of the guy i was not the guy i was not the guy was not the guy was the guy there there oh there was a lot of guys yeah it was like a very irish wedding a lot of guineas is flowing um but i didn't i wasn't really the guy because i had to get up really early to go to

Cincinnati the next day was your wife like this fucking sucks that we can't enjoy ourselves the wedding no no no she's a chilly and miss a field goal no she got to stay the next day and she flew back she fly back today actually oh yeah okay so I did my own thing I got up early she got to sleep in but I still I still got tuned up I had a good time uh yeah it was good I'm done with weddings it's awesome I love I love wedding you're one for friend. Why am I going to do this? Yeah.

Are you not running that back? Kyle and Nick, you guys missed it. He's got a, oh, there's another friend? He's got a friend who's just never going to settle down. That's not true. I never said that. They assumed them. You then said I'm thinking of the guy.

I didn't, I'm not thinking of anyone. He's poor. He's ugly. He's possibly fat. Yeah. Oh, he's, he's, well, he's doing well. He's thinking of the guy. He's thinking of the exact guy.

He's doing very well. So your friend knows who you're talking about. Oh, yeah. Did he text you after the last episode? No, he doesn't. Does his name start with a vowel? There's five of them, Dana. Quick refresher, A-E-I-I-O-W-R-E-I-O-U.

Who are you thinking of? I don't know. Because you guys did the friend's thing on anus, so I wasn't sure if you had someone in mind. Does it start with a vowel? No. Okay. You are thinking of exactly this. Stop, dude.

So now he definitely. Now he knows. is he beautiful in the face well obviously not he can't get a wife would you would you call him beautiful dana he's a good looking guy

if you had to give him beautiful if you had to give him one piece of advice for him to find a wife what would you tell he he's going to get married someday he just does he have a girlfriend yes but you said that he's you're done with wedding right I'm just saying

you declared it over I mean I have more weddings next year but like not till September so I'm just saying when I'm done with wedding I'm saying I'm done with wedding season for this year right well that usually does happen when it gets to winter sure we don't have to talk about it's like I'm done with weddings yeah don't have any in January or February I don't have anything nice until like this is crazy doing this we're not talking about this that guy stuff I hope he finds love he does have love i don't know if he deserves he's gonna get married someday

everyone moves at their own speed everyone moves at their own oh he's one of those guys is he is he fucking around a lot there's but i have no so he hasn't grown up he oh he's way more grown up than i am but emotionally he hasn't grown up yes he has stop stop emotionally he's still in college he's extremely and it's getting kind of awkward sure it's getting kind of oh he's old it's too old no stop Dana what did it feel like to have tens of thousands of people disappointed at you at the same time

it happens it happens no uh are you at least are you I've avoided it thus far are you at least done with doing those kicks no I'm going to do it next year oh Dana or if or if BYU Cincinnati happens to be

I don't know if it's I don't know I might go back and ask to kick again I'm saying if it's a big deal wait did you have a game you can just asked a kick. You asked them? Kind of.

It's bad. It's just sad. I mean, I can't kick either, and I'm not sitting there saying, but I'm... Am I wrong to say? I feel like you didn't back up enough. Well, I was doing toe balls in my practice, and it was working. Okay. But then you didn't do that for the real thing. I know, because once you get down there, you're like,

I can't be the toe ball guy. You could, if it works. No, but if it doesn't. But it didn't work. You're like, you're the toe ball guy. You would have been the guy that maybe got close I'm going to practice for next year was everyone really nice about it after all the fans were they like

that's okay damn how did you ask so I announced that I was going out of the homecoming game because I haven't been back in years and usually that drums up some you know interest and I was like I have to redeem myself

and they replied being like yeah let's do it again it's fucking it's whatever DJ, you got eyes on something right now? Oh, my shit. That. It is a thing of beauty. I'm so excited for Friday.

We're going to have some good vibes on you. Everyone's going to dress up. Look at it. Yugg station's going to be going. This looks high tech. Dude, I didn't know there was, I didn't know there was like already a camera and a mic. Shit. You got people.

Congratulations. This is all. awesome the coolest thing ever it's well-deserved friend max was max was giving me some shit back there what was he saying he was like or no memes memes said he's like we're gonna have a hot mic here now like oh yeah there's some things meme says it shouldn't be on a mic that's fine it's not a hot mic though dana i think memes hates the yug station well it is right on top of them right no yeah but i'm not over there sitting there like talking all day i like it i've been This has kind of been my...

That is the PMT corner. Yeah, and I sit in those chairs and hang out with the boys. I like the Yugg stations there. Can we have live studio audience? You can have whatever you want. I'm going to sit right in that chair right next to it when you're doing your show. Yeah. What should the first one be?

Have you planned it? No. Any interest? It's Friday, right? Well, it's here. This is the first time I just saw it 20 minutes ago. It's finally here. Big Cat, would you be the first guest?

Would you yug? I don't know. I mean, maybe, yeah, the guy who made this all happen. I wasn't sure if you wanted to be. Of course I wanted. I've been dying to be. Wait, he didn't ask you? No, he didn't.

Obviously, he was banking on Perry. Every night, I go to bed and I just, I get down. I wasn't sure if Perry was coming here. I hope that, I hope that Dana invites me to be the inaugural. There we go. I thought Perry might come in at the last minute. Katie? He still could.

Tyler. Wait, and you'll still do Katie. Dude, if you got Medea? Medea? Big guy, you'd have to concede. You'd have to concede. No. Heartbroken.

I would love to be the first young. Oh, what a twist. It'll obviously be you. Especially because it would, like, very funny that your inaugural yug, you're already 0 in 1. Yeah, I'm not going to beat you. I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to pull from within. You know you're going to have about 50 beers on Friday.

Oh, my God. It's going to be tanked. Mattia. Taked. So I want to try. You're right. be one to go up you're going to have 50 well that's the beauty of this place you can do that well always actually you kind of are the only one yeah because it is your content well yeah yeah but whoa

are we set up for what remember there's only one people this is there's only one stressing over there is one specific thing though that you have to do what are you set up for it for what do you have the feed. Oh, the podcast feed? If we don't have a podcast feed. Yeah. I want to listen to the first podcast on the yak on Friday. Oh, yeah. But I want an ad break in between gulps.

Hey, guys, quick break. All right, back to the pod. You've got to get this podcast feed up. I know, I got it. I'm on it. Yep. Okay. I'm so pumped. I'm so pumped. That's funny. I'm so pumped. Again, funny. Great.

It's a pump. What do you mean? You're so pumped. Oh, yeah. I don't do puns. You just did. You did. Not a purpose.

Don't ever say Dana pund on her. Did you hear about Dana? Accidentally punned on the act twice. I don't do that shit. You've changed, man. What are you punning now? This is going to be awesome, Dana. Yeah.

It's fucking sick. I still got to figure out what I'm going to be. I know what I'm going to do. I have an extra. Do you? Is it a combo? I just got two just in case. Can we combo?

Yeah. You all aren't the same size human beings. Averaged out, yes. Yep. I mean, just as I'm saying, if it's one costume, let's discuss it. If you added our weights and divided by two, I think we'd be similar. We'd actually be the perfect man. What do you weigh right now?

me yeah 162 so so you're 240 well when I'm naked in the morning I'm 235 okay so like 1198 I'm so jealous of how tall are you 235 how tall are you

Kyle 5 8 5 5 5 no you're not you're not 5 5 5 8 he's 5 7 yeah I'm much tall I'm 5 7 so yeah average out we would be like a 6 foot I'm saying you're 5.8 and a half. Six foot, 200-pound man.

It's perfect. So average out, you're average. To average out, we're perfect. I'm not as barolic as I'd like. Yeah. I could gain some weight. Gain some muscle. I know.

There you go. Have you ever done any Boston radio appearances, Dana? Do you ever go on night? Belgar and Maz? Yeah. How did that go? I've done a couple Yeah

Really? What'd you do? Back in like the Like in the day Yeah I used to call in Yeah Oh I know

You're just dude All right Where did you find that Find what What are you talking about I compared Tbo I didn't know This murder

Dana I swear to God I didn't know this You just always I just manifested this You're blurting again Do you take Truth serum before

What did you do? I think that's not what you're talking about? I just knew you went on 98.5 once. I called in a couple of times as a Patriots fan, yeah. And what did you just say then? Well, that, well, yeah, I think I said the Patriots signing Tebow was like a good distraction to Aaron Hernandez murder stuff. And they were like, what? Said that?

Yeah. I thought it was a good point. You know, we needed a distraction at the time. Was the conversation flowing prior to that? No. That was just, hey, Dana, Boston, like. That's what you led with. Yeah.

that's hilarious that's amazing how did they respond they thought it was the dumbest thing ever were you like disheartened afterwards well no I had a couple buddies text me that were listening and they're like what are you talking about you I thought at the time

it was too much going on it was bad you know everyone was talking about this murder let's bring in the Jesus guy yeah I think I see your point no it's not a bad point it's not a bad point right morally balancing out the team let's let's have some positive news in the news cycle.

What are you talking about? I guess that. I didn't know you did that. I knew you went on and it was, it didn't go as planned. Is there a tweet out there? Oh, yeah. What was the tweet?

I think you said you've like whiffed on 98.5. You've pulled up all the milf tweets was so good. That wasn't even half of them, bro. It has hundreds of milk tweets. You're a milf guy? I was. He's verbal even. No, I don't think you stopped me on.

Obviously, everyone, every guy is a milf guy. Every guy was, we were all into milfs. Yeah. But there was one, it was just like, have to remember I'm in the company car when I yell milf to a milf. Not two ats. He would scream milf at milth. You would just point out milfs on the street?

Well, yeah, you'd be driving, you see a milf, you go, melf. Yeah, that is what you do. We all do that. This was, this was, this was in my college days. Oh, man. you know yeah milts are the best mills do rock has the

has your site ever uh is still updating every day looking right my so the first three days they got me I thought I was it is physically that I'm looking right oh yeah you Rico was making a joke

he was right oh what and I looked at the scroll and in every single one I'm looking okay that's that's how you have to look to talk to us, but I think it is. They're nice photos of you. Yeah, look, see, I'm always looking right. Oh.

What is it? Yeah. Go back. Wait, okay. That's what that. Okay. What do we miss? Yeah, you guys were out for four days. Yeah. It won't ever happen again. Kate, good cleanup. I did do a little, that's straight. Yeah. It's a little to the right. They got me. Fuck. I know. I genuinely

That's a good photo. Without saying, I was like a little gassed up the first few days. Well, Kida, I just segued from Mills to you. Thank you. I didn't want to say anything during that segment. I don't want to be bold. Do you want to test them out and see if they're being honest or you want to switch seats with me one day? And that way you'll be looking left the whole time.

Look left right now. They're just going to mirror it. They're going to screech out and mirror it. And I'm not going to lie. That actually is your bad side. Yeah, that didn't look. Honest to God, this is my good side. So looking right is my looking right.

Yeah. Do you guys have a good side and a bad side? Yeah. It truly is in every picture I turn my head this way a little bit I don't think I have a snagled tooth My right here's bigger than my left Like I'm dreading the merch shoots today

Yeah it's not going to be great I might have Mikey Betts feeling for me Oh my goodness Beautiful boy Our beautiful boy bets I got a text that it was kind of the opposite of what I said It was more like at least with the Hernandez Situation we don't have to talk about Tim Tebow anymore

Oh, you're using the murders. Oh, no, what? Yes. How do you get that? That's the opposite. The opposite. Yeah. It was, yeah, Tebow was getting a lot of airtime on 985 at the summer.

You just, you know, sick of it, I guess. You want it more Hernandez. The murders were a welcome reprieve from talking about Tim Tebow. Apparently, that's what I said, yeah. Ah, so the exact opposite. Thank God this happened. You're like this Tebow guys We got to get back to the murder

Enough Tebow, more killing No, I wasn't about killing It was more just like this is a This is a new story line A breath of fresh air No, no Man Oof

All right, we should do the merch Merch Yeah, we gotta do that All right, let's spin the wheel Thank you by the way A lot of people reached out yesterday I appreciate everyone having our Back being

You know It's not easy 48 hours and we'll watch the Barcelona I know that Beef's family who's excited to watch them in that I think the first episode's out right now there's a schedule out there but yeah do appreciate everyone

who reached out all the fans sorry I got testy at the end or in the middle but yeah yeah it was a crate for people who don't realize like it was it was obviously a shocking day

and it was also like having to tell a whole office that and then go right on the act it was not easy um but yeah we miss both those guys are great guys and uh yeah it was uh it's it's very very sad and also i i'll say this like not to to get super serious but it is kind of just a reminder that all this shit is fleeting and uh you know try to be i i went to sleep last night being like you know what like if you look at everything that was said about Nick Mangold and Beef those guys were just the best

guys like everyone loved being around them they were nice they were they made you feel like they were your friends they were we need more of those type of people in the world and less cynicism and just you know anger and meanness

so I think that's kind of what I'm taking away is like try to be more like those guys and I think that that would be good that'd be a good tribute to them is to try to, you know, just be a little bit more like them. So, um, but yes, appreciate everyone. Appreciate the fans very, very much more than people know. I had a couple people reach out that were very, very nice.

And Brandon, Brandon sent me a very nice text. We're, we're, it's tough 48 hours. Yeah. Um, all right, let's spin the wheel. And then, uh, yeah, we'll see where about there's the, there's the whole episode. So yeah, Bob does sports has the first episode, then four play. Then they're going, switching back and forth. it's really good it's really good the whole thing is really good so i'm excited to watch it too

even though i was there i i actually left halfway through so i'm excited to watch so let's let's do it spin it don't be wet don't be day with kate today don't be date with kate all right awesome we'll see everyone tomorrow Thank you. It's the act. It's the act. Get your straw, the style, and stay for a while, it's the act. I love to do a Yankees mob is the act.

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