The Yak - Cheah Tries to Blind Taste Test M&M's | The Yak 11-19-24

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

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Rowback.com, promo code Yak. It's backwards hat day. It's backwards hat day. We're just feeling goofy. But you guys aren't goofy guys. Brandon looks so bad in a hat, period. End of story. Gross.

You're bringing him wrong. Where'd you get this hat? Oh, that's a nice hat. I used to wear that all the time. I lost it in the studio. He wore it, I remember your first year at Barstool, this year at Barstool you Were wearing that hat to try to get Brandon's attention exactly and it worked. Yeah, you were trying to hot honeypot him

Oh shit Brandon. That's not bad. That's not bad Brando. You look like that dog the surfer dog How do I look like a surfer dog skateboard dog the the pug that's on the skateboard you need sunglasses and a skateboard. Yeah The pug that's on the skateboard? You need sunglasses and a skateboard. Yeah. Yeah, you have jowls that like highlights the jowls. I'm jowly right now? A little bit. You have jowls, yeah.

There's nothing you could do about jowls, right? That hat is screamin'. Yeah, no. That hat is screamin'. I think if you have like a, if you think too hard, it's gonna rip in half. It's snug. You have a complex thought. I think about Math oh

Third grade math or like ninth grade long division count to 20 without taking off your shoes It's gonna pop it's gonna fly in the air. Oh shit Danny boy, he's got his hat back all right any boy But I was trying to say it's I I'm if I turn my hat backwards I've created a paradox because when you wear a hat backwards you're signaling to the world I'd simply do not give a fuck about anything you're conforming by I was if I was to do it now I am clearly giving a fuck because I'm the one guy doesn't have his hat backwards Ricky

But then my hat backwards says I don't give a fuck and it's a paradox Brandon Question now our yak listeners. They're some of the smartest people in the world the best But some of them probably don't know the English language that well What exactly does the paradox mean That means when you have two places to store your boat. Wow. That's true. Kind of like a straw man. Yeah. It's when you have two consensual paradox. When you and your boy are soaking at the same time. Yeah. You have two urologists. Yeah, two paradox. And they're both. Yeah.

Paradox is... It's when you find two trolls online and put out their address. That's a paradox. Oh, I just now got it. What y'all were doing. Are you high? That was high yesterday.

Why are you that high? It's high yesterday, sober today. Oh. What is a paradox, for real? It's two conflicting ideas, Kyle? It's high yesterday, sober today. What is a paradox? It's two conflicting ideas, right? Got it. And how's it different than a Fitch 22? I thought it was something that I think that is a paradox. A choice you make is... A paradox is... Two wrong things. Two things that can't both be true and yet they are somehow. That's what it is. At the same time? Yeah, right? What's the what's a common paradox? Jumbo shrimp? No, that's an oxymoron, Danny. God damn it, Danny. I thought that was an onomatopoeia.

So is it woof? I'm thinking of dilemmas now. Yeah, what's a catch-22? What's a juxtaposition? Catch-22 is when both of your options are bad. A juxtaposition is playing two things against each other. I loosened the hat. Yeah, like when you wear your

Tiny your tiny striped shirts, and I wear my big striped shirts. We just appear the same exact shirts Yeah, wait. What's the damn if you do damage? You don't catch way to catch way to but it's like more elaborate. It's like What you need an ID to get an ID or something what about Sophie's choice? You're just kind of like stuck in it That's a paradox That's a paradox. A paradox? That's a catch-22 as well. No. We gotta get this in order.

OK, the book Catch-22 is just littered with paradoxes. That's Catcher in the Rye. Is a paradox a trawling problem? There we go. That's hold- Hey, Brandon, you like holding caulfield? Brandon, you like holding caulfield? Yeah, you hold this caulfield bit What's your caulfield? I don't know hold my dick while I hold

Alright so Sophie's choice catch 22 all this just doesn't want to turn his head around. Yeah, I know but now I'm deep I want to know the actual I'd like though we got to get it right I want to know for the listener is a real so is not turning my head around actually a paradox Or is it Sophie's Choice or is it a catch-22? I'm on a monopierre. I think it's a catch-22 It's not on a monopierre that we haven't ruled it out yet. We have Have we didn't you what on a monopier. What about it? We can rule that out. Automatopoeia is a sound that's the same as the word.

What about an anagram? Anagram. No, you're just doing it. That's the same forward as the backwards, right? Here's a paradox. Legend kill his fist. A paradox. Less is more.

The only constant is change. What are you doing? Googling ruined me. Well, what is that? This is making it worse. What are you saying? That's a paradox. TJ, can you find us all these definitions? That's a contradiction. Okay. The beginning of the end. A statement that is seemingly contradictory. Wait, I thought the beginning of the end was just an old adage. Yeah, I thought we're also always at the beginning of the end. That's a paradox.

God damn it. Yeah. Yeah, I thought we're also always at the beginning of the end. That's a paradox Yeah What was just turn his head around anyway? That's why I can't turn my head a dilemma or difficult circumstance from which there is no escape because of mutually conflicting or dependent Yeah, this is like getting kidnapped by the way the sentence that explains. It doesn't explain it at all This is like. I think it's I think it's like yeah You need to say you need a driver's license, but in order to get a driver's license, you have to have an ID.

But you don't have an ID because you have to have an ID to prove who you are for them to make an ID for you. I think you've caught yourself in a Catch-22 where there's no escaping this dilemma. I think that's a paradox. I think that's a paradox as well. Sophie's choice refers to an extremely difficult decision

a person has to make. Well, that one's simple easy got that Sophie no outcome is preferable over the other disc me there because both outcomes are equally desirable or both equal that's undesired I need to catch 22 example TJ. Yeah, Sophie's choice. Yes, what I think it is what you said. What was her choice? Wait is this like a pro-life pro-choice thing? Oh... I need an ID. To get a job you need work experience, but you need work experience to have a job. Yeah. Ah, right.

So that's a catch-22. You are exactly right. I can't find my glasses without my glasses. Yes, catch-22. No! What? That's a catch-22. That's a catch-22.

I thought catch-22 was making decisions. That's not... he's just looking for his lens. Oh, Sophie's choices. No, no, no, Brandon, try to keep... Sophie's choices are the two decisions either both I can't that's not a cast 22 what Brandon you're going to some Take you seriously right now. I looked up and I forgot you got Right now no I'm more serious than a backwards hat than you've ever been in a hat

Yeah, you're you're you want a hat your Steve Buscemi. How do you do fellow kids? Why do you have so many hats? Thank you TJ cleaned up the studio yesterday? I believe in I had a lot of hats lying around. Thanks, Teej. All right, let's see this, because this one's key, this one's key. Oh, cool. Yeah, it looks so pretty. Do I seem like a guys girl?

Hey dudes, how's the sports? You look, yeah. Hair docs, I belong here. I mean, I mean. It kinda looks bonnet-like. Okay, take off my hair clip. I belong here Okay Take off my hair clip. Okay. Do you get um Proud when you tell people you're a marine I

Guess ah No, I don't really just a tell Yeah, I don't I think I have a stolen valor situation because I love telling people you're a marine Like I like I get excited Bart you're just passing on her but I get the I get the reaction. I love bragging. I love bragging about Kate and ron Yeah, yes, I'd said to Pat Bev. He's like who's that? Who's that woman on the yak? I was like Kate. She's awesome You know, she's a marine. He's like what and I was like this like that feeling I stole that from you My dad loves doing that She's like, what? And I was like, this, like that feeling, I stole that from you.

My dad loves doing that. He used to take my, he would keep a picture of me in my dress blues in his wallet. And like he'd go to a Phillies game. And then afterwards he'd call me, we got like, we got three extra Turkey Hill koozies because I showed him your picture. He would like use it to get stuff.

He like loved it. I'm gonna need some of those pictures. Yeah. I'm gonna start getting stuff. I don't know, I just like saying it, but I feel like I'm stealing Valor because I'm getting the react. It's all worth it for the reaction. Yeah. Do people thank you? No, but the way they react makes me feel some type of way. And now Kate isn't able to say that to someone. You know how you could do it. You could be like, Yeah, we employ several veterans at barstow Chicago you could be like I have an

initiative oh and then that way you're in a catch-22 it looks bad if you fire me that's also good because I can explain why I hired you because like there's no other exactly what schadenfreude schadenfreude is German uh-huh that means we're adding to taking pleasure in someone else's down yeah okay yeah I think it was that's literally created for when Hitler killed himself everyone's like yes masochist yeah that's is pain pain love pain self-masochist you love beating yourself up yeah are people just bringing words to the table? Yeah, we're just word day. How do you pronounce that sure and floor you not check your text message was it was word day

No, y'all. I'm not on the true. Yeah group. I'm not on the planning. You're on fake. Yak. You are on the fake Yeah, what's the biggest char and fried you ever felt? I'm sorry you heard her What what day of the month did yours happen, Brandon? What are you doing? Nothing. Nothing. Shot and Freud is just being a hater? Yeah.

It's being like the ultimate hater. That's really all it is. Yeah. It seems like justified hate though. Oh, very much so. It's like listening to opposing team sports radio when that team lose Would ever do that uh-huh I love doing that I'm never satisfied

But no somebody I hate can like fall victim to the worst possible scenario and in my head It's like that's not enough because then I'm thinking about they're gonna bounce back, and it's gonna feel good Yeah, so but I'm I am that for like millions of people Yeah, like the sickos. Yeah, like they love when Down they're like you can see it in our numbers I think I'm that temporarily and then I wake up the next morning and realize I didn't win and it right wash like right The moment though, you're like this is fucking great and then you wake up Oh, I've ever been satisfied by it. I've been very satisfied by it

I know Duke UNC Final Four that was fucking off. That was the peak of schadenfreude Yeah, I did feel like I that was yeah, that was the number one. That was the number one that did feel yeah Anytime Aaron Rodgers would lose in the playoffs with that's a good point. That's just like that's But I did win Duke UNC because I like college basketball won true Though the fate of the world won I felt like I was a personal champion if I had to go through like personal championships I have a banner for yeah that one that one we actually won. Yeah, I Mean like when you know like the Bears you get a kick-block. I will watch that and be like, that's pretty funny Sad but then I don't wake up the next morning You know, like the Bears get a kick block. I will watch that and be like, that's pretty funny. It's sad.

But then I don't wake up the next morning and feel like I won't. But when it happens, I go right to the gambling stream and watch you slink down to the couch. Correct, correct. And that's more misery loves company? That actually is what the gambling stream is. It's just the schadenfreude stream.

It really is. Unless it's Mincy who just hits every bet ever and doesn't tell any of us about the bet and just walks in. He just basically walks in he just basically Walks in and says oh that guy got one That's 29 to 1 and then walks out his downfall is gonna feel like heroin. Yeah, that's me shot in for it Steve have you ever experienced what we're talking about I

Don't think he's too literal. What's that? What's that outerwear he's wearing? It's a mock neck sweater. Is there no shirt under that? Steve's too literal in like his wins and losses. It feels like, doesn't it? I agree. I just would like a response. Yeah. There are no moral victories, there's just wins and losses.

Yeah, there it is. Robot plugged in. Ah, Stephen, because we give you some guff and losses. Yeah, there it is. Robot plugged in. Steven, because we give you some guff from time to time. True. Yeah. I would like to say you hit on a tweet. What? He had a good tweet? He has a 5% hit rate. It was, you hit on it so well that in my group chat with my college friends someone sent it to oh And I immediately replied I was like yeah, that was good, but just so you know he's got a five percent

But that's that's reverse shot and Freud as I I like it when che hits I don't Jason Kelsey looks like a Brooks Brooklyn mixologist waiting for your $26 drink order Yeah, good. We're good good tweet 1.4 million You kind of went viral yeah, there's how did you miss that? Yeah, I'm several people did the Several people did the Kelsey. I didn't notice that Jay had one wait Jay. Here's a big test. Did anyone else rip you off? New York Post picked it up page six. No, it's not what I did up New York Post is just a bar stool at this point. It's also not what I am How do they pick it up? They picked it up. They had a good tweet

Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, New York Post is like TMZ for Barstool. It really is. Yeah shout out to TJ He alerted me of this and was like you need to tweet about this immediately. I was on it, but uh, oh this is a TJ collab Pretty much. Did you give me the heads up on the football fashion guys? So I mean it needed to be commented on which it I did do you consider yourself a football fashion guy I like to comment on people's outfits Ryan Clark last last night was looking very interesting He wears his own logo on a pin. I kind of like that, but just the suit was wild Can we make you a logo pin Steve? Sure, yeah, that'd be cool right

That one didn't do as well no no pretty good though I think I was late but but but search it's TJ if like the meme accounts picked you up and try to rip you off that means you did it are you on the fat Jewish's Instagram yeah oh I don't know that's when you made it. What's that guy? That's more of an Instagram. I don't know I fuck Jerry's still around Yeah, look People people ripped you off, that's good Oh, no, did that guy just take the tweet word for word yes Good job, and he got one like guys do that wait. Do you want to respond to him Steve? That's funny

Like guys do that wait do you want to respond to him Steve? That's funny? He doesn't actually think that's funny. No I do think that that's 38 views you fucking your you did that all for 38 views buddy He sold his soul Did we check the timestamps did Steve steal from? That would actually change everything I think about wait Yeah, we check timestamps, please if there's just like imagine if Pedro Lee like Pedro Lee was the one who said the dog humping a couch Chase deals everything That would be the greatest storyline was really that be that interesting chase got It would really be only great for us

and for about five minutes. I would like it. I would like it a lot. That's two very common names, last name Lee, first name Pedro, but I bet not a lot of people are named Pedro Lee. That's good. Should we tweet about that? Tweet it.

There's not enough weird combo names. You're right, Steve. Yeah, you should quote tweet his ripoff of yours and be like Pedro Lee, I don't know if I should order a burrito or some sushi. Pedro Lee question mark, make up your damn mind. I get a Japanese guy in Mexico Pedro Lee come on now How's the data doing? I? Lost it's okay big cat had a great run I and I don't I'm never gonna go back to doing that because I didn't like Steven texting me being like sorry, buddy bad

It was a real like the three wins Steve is that short and fry for however the fuck? Yeah, he's definitely happy. I lost cuz if I had just kept what if I know I would've been very happy if you don't completely Dugman that would've been the ideal son. I there's no part of you There's no party that smirked when big cat lost us. He's been yeah, cuz you wanted to say I figured this out He's undermining your entire enterprise. Yeah, I would have rather him 120 or no But there was a party. It was like Tyrese Halberd and always plays bad against the Raptors How do you not know that yeah some shit like that? No, I kind of believe him I do too unfortunately which makes it worse

I just I keep digging trying to cuz that's not that's not that's not friendship He said the same thing off camera too cuz I asked him if your bed hit this morning He was like no it didn't I wish it did yeah see that's not friendship Do you don't think Che likes you no yeah like friendship is like I'm rooting against my friends Yeah, that's true friendship, but is he being selfish because he wants to trust the data name That's a hard 100% yes. He wanted me to dig him out of that hole Yeah, I mean I was betting them all too so it would been nice if I went on a quick 20 game run, but

Three and one's good. Oh that was condescending. That was it right there. That was the part that will never make you do that again You like in 99% of scenarios. Yes, but I think he just believes three and one is good and it is that is really good Believes three and one is good, and it is that is really good Che I don't think he's doing what we padding me on the head che has never been in a gray area in his life No No, he's being literal, but my Brain can't compute that again right that's not Like if I walked up to you. It's like a KB three and one's good You'd be like fuck you dude after you just lost that would be a normal reaction between

I don't know if you caught that you you said that he is literal as he's you said he's never been in a gray area And he pulled on his gray as you were saying the phrase che is very literal I'm in a gray area right now You guys see John Stamos whack-ass yeah, that was fucked up. I was so fucked up. Yeah, that's fucked up So bad let's like Conrad will let you speak on this one. Yeah. You're better off not doing anything at all. Everyone already knows he has like a notoriously great head of hair. I don't think anyone would have blinked twice wearing the diving cap, the bald cap. Unheard of move I've never seen before. This is an insane person move. That's more than a bald cap. That's like, he said he photoshopped it as well. Oh

That's more than a bald cap. That's like he said he photoshopped it as well. Oh Nothing like throwing on a bald cap and flexing some Photoshop skills to show some love and solidarity with my bro That's not love or solidarity. You're literally just like hey look Yeah, I don't I love you, but not to the point of me. You're just showing like yeah That would suck if I had to do that. Yeah, nothing like it. Oh Is it wrong to say Dave Cooley he looks good Well, they both look good bald. Well ones John Stamos. I know I am totally it does look good But I'm gonna text Brandon this you can say oh, I got a couple of you only clean some up from yeah But just before you even clean that up all right

Yeah, you want to show even clean that up. All right. Yeah, you want to show support? You're shaving an eyebrow. Something. Something. That's pretty crazy. Has that anything since? No.

Pull it back up. I mean, you pull it up. Say it. John Samo's refusing to shave his head. Listen, cancer has a chance to do the funniest thing ever. Oh my god! That's crazy, Brandon! How could you say that? Oh my god. Come on, Brandon. That's fucked up. Well, you're not wrong We're just given this might be that this might be our

Defense against Brandon saying three nine twenty five the whole time We're not sending him stuff to get to say fucked up shit, so he's unhireable Yeah, yeah, we're gonna get every we're gonna get every single dollar out of that contract before three nine twenty five All right, so give us some ones. Titus, would you do that for Brandon? Would I put on a bald head? No, would you shave your head for Brandon? Brandon had to shave his head?

No. Yeah, I wouldn't expect you to. Yeah, probably not. It's usually for like when it's a girl or like a young person. Would you do it? For Kyle? For me. Yeah. I would like to. Would you do it? For Kyle?

For me. Yeah. I would like to think I would do it for my kid. Yeah. But I don't have a kid so that's hard to, my kid might be a shithead. But like it gets... Yeah right. It's hard to play that hypothetical you know?

I feel like a child is the only one who would like actually appreciate that. And it's more powerful when it's like a girl and a girl girl on girl Yeah, girl because like it's a lot harder for a girl to have to shave their head right. I don't know so you guys if I When the burn pit cancer comes a knock and you guys Okay, I think we'd spin a wheel to write a card Yeah, I spin a wheel for the retweet of the go funder Really nice heartfelt card for a get well soon tax. Yeah, I think it's kind of condescending it is it's like hey look I look almost as ugly as you know

Yeah, and mine's gonna grow back. Yeah, yeah, but then there's putting on a bald cap and Photoshop That's the word yeah, that is by far the worst off. They're probably not like active friends either so he made it like a big thing I Hope they are I want to be active friends. Do you think now as a PR move? He'll actually shave his head and be like all right you go I think I don't think so fucking adores his hair. It's not enough to shave though You got to shave Constantly You gotta shave constantly, right? Cause I'm thinking about what you just said, Kyle. It's just gonna grow back.

Cause if you don't, if you're not constantly keeping it shaved, then you're basically just starting to scratch, you're like racing them. You're like, watch this. Yeah. Let's start at the same level. Right. And then watch my hair grow as yours doesn't.

I wanna know where this is. You'll know day by day what you've lost. Yes. You'll see it. I wanna know how good of a friend Stamos is. Yours doesn't I want to know where you'll know day by day what you've lost. Yes I want to know how good of a friend Stamos is like if Dave Coulier comes out as gay Does he want to Photoshop a dick on his wife? In solidarity here's my wife with a cock Did he think you'd be like praised for that yeah, yes, I think so I think people like oh my god That's such a sweet gesture

Yeah, and it's an insane look to look to okay with it in his mind Maybe what he not a picture of himself. That's not perfect is a very brave. Yeah, and his mind He's like people are gonna think I'm so fucking brave I'll also give him a little tiny bit of credit that he did say right away that it was bald cap because that would actually be the worst. Oh, I tried to hide it. If he tried to pretend that it wasn't a ball cap and then like TMZ caught him like going to the grocery store tomorrow with a full head of hair. That would be bad. That would be so funny though. That's how Dave Coollier finds out too. Wait a second.

Do we have any bald caps laying around Barstool? Probably. Seems like we've had use for one before. We should have at least two bald caps at all times. I bet the costume room. It's got to have a couple. Do we have a costume room? Yeah.

This is the green screen room. Green screen room. Danny, you're a resident expert. If one of your friends had been like, surprise, look what I did. Would you be like, wow, that's so meaningful? Or would you have been like, oh. So I think it's lost art.

The only time I've really seen it where it makes sense is like if a kid is on the same team as you or something and you just have a day, you line up, someone brings the buzzer. We did that. Sorry? I did that in high school. Yeah, that's when it seems most normal, but I don't think anyone's ever expecting it. You don't even like really see

your friends during that time so it's like oh thanks. Yeah. But yeah like you were saying most guys that age they might even have a buzz cut already it doesn't really mean anything. You're gonna it's gonna be back to a two by the end of the month. Yeah. But yeah if you're Stamos I think it would be even better if it was notice noticeably a fake bald cap you laugh about it. Haha Yeah, like hair sticking out. Yeah, right That's a good point to go with all that trouble was is there a chance you that was like the joke like he was so vain Right. Yeah, I don't know enough about John Stamos. Is he a comedian?

He's got a good word JLCP for a hot guy, right? Yeah, I think so I Think he takes himself very yeah, I think I'm agreeing with mark. I don't know I don't agree with what I said like he just he actually Just say yeah, just say shit see what happens. It's kind of the whole point of the show. See what sticks. Say a bunch of shit. Do the Game Time ad. Brandon.

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The official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. What time is it? Game Time. Game Time. Who? I don't, I know we have the suspension, Ben Mence is now off suspension, but did y'all see him doing the bicycle kicks or the bicycle or whatever it was called? I don't know what you call it.

Jinx was walking him through a workout and Mence was doing it on his end. No, I'd like to see that. I assume y'all didn't see it. I'd like to see that. Connor's here, I wanna hear about his dinner. Hello. Is that a puffin on your shirt?

Yes it is. Do you like puffins? I like them in Bar Harbor, Maine there are there no only there you like only there I mean they're cute animals. Yeah, but I'm an otter guy throwing through a puffin in a penguin Damn big cat oh, I have no idea. I think it's just the beak It's just the beak I don't know is it just the beak puffins also fly Yeah, this would be the last time I wear a puffin shirt because I don't know enough about them, okay But you could learn yeah, I guess I could you only wear shirts of things you know about yeah, exactly I can't defend this I just went to bar Harbor, Maine. I saw a puffin shirt. I was like I kind of want that

We're now here. We are now. I understand my way don't ask me any questions about Bar Harbor Mary's sighted to me Was it's like wearing a metallic shirt you can't name three songs. Yeah better come on puffin facts And don't bring up the fucking beak All right, so uh oh here's This is old is it yeah, oh yeah, isn't it? Oh, no. Yeah, that's old. Oh, I didn't see.

I thought. Oh, no. You got to go elbow to elbow. Is it like up and down or forward? What's up? He's never. Like up and down like this? No, look at me.

Doesn't look at all. Elbow to opposite knee. Oh, opposite. You want to get that twist. The twist is nice. Oh, Oh, I see he's got the twist. Yeah Where's his elbows he's just flopping and he's tired from it I'm probably getting cheap thrills seeing my box on this one. Okay? Yeah. Cheap thrills.

Connor, how was dinner? You went with White Sox, Steve and Annika. It was great. Really? It was a good time. Yeah. We also, we went to a phenomenal place, Laña Brava, a Mexican place over in Fulton Market. It was delicious.

It does look good. How was theon Market. It was delicious. It does look good. How was the conversation? Conversation was great. Constant flow. There was one point where I did leave to go to the bathroom and I was concerned, I didn't know if leaving Anika there with White Sox Dave would get awkward.

Might pitch the flow. Yeah, exactly. But overall, I thought we had a really good chat. Learned a lot about Annika Any laughs a lot of laughs? Yeah look at that It's a new vintage crewneck yeah, that is whoa whoa whoa you could tell that didn't work boy That was a that was an oxymoron. I was what a juxtaposition new vintage That was an oxymoron. What? Adjusted position. New vintage crew neck.

Oh, it's new to me. But it's a vintage crew neck that I picked up at the family clothes line in State College when I was there the last time. Yeah, I can tell that you're like A1 date. No, no, no, I'm better than that. The wallet, yeah, there is a lot of paperwork in the wallet. But no, it's more so just that,

like when I got to work yesterday, I didn't know if we were gonna be going through with this Yesterday or if it was gonna be pushed back so I wore something that was kind of in between where it was Semi nice, but not where people would be like dude Why are you such a try-hard getting dressed up right as I left straight from work to go there right? It was good though. It's good conversation? Yeah. No, no, no. There was never really like an awkward moment. Dave is just such an alpha where he has such a command of the table.

That made you obey this? Yeah, in a way, yeah. You're talking like conversation, ordering food? In terms of conversation and ordering, mainly ordering. Okay. Because that's the big thing. Wow. It's like figuring out what to get and how to make this the the best that it could be

And he just has such a lay of the land when it comes to nice restaurants And he's like yeah, we're getting this we're getting that and she pretty much you know took care of it It's not hard when you order everything. Yeah, I'll take every we know we did get a lot of food the dessert was spectacular trace Lachey's oh Delicious there was apple tart and then there was also a three desserts a chocolate mousse well because the the beauty of these dinners and it's why the the chicken wing thing was kind of weird was that we'll just get like it's not like we're getting one specific thing for just yourself like

we're getting stuff that everybody would yeah try the beauty of these dinners is you have someone else's card yes that's also true The beauty of these dinners is you have someone else's card. Yes, that's also true. That's the beauty of these dinners. But yeah, no, so for dessert, we all just pick like three things that we would like, but then we're just, you know, oh, you want a spoonful of this? Like here, like have it. Here, try some of this, try some of that.

Dave was feeding you both, I assume, as the alpha. Yeah, in a way. Did Annika vent about Nicky Smokes at all? Is it anic or Onika don't know I think? I always said Anika because it's like Anakin and that's what that's good enough. Yeah, but Didn't really know vent about him at all real. Um just not was Nikki smokes Did he text you at all after being like hey babe bring out some leftovers? Well, no, so I don't know if you guys saw. He was trying to stop the dinner from happening.

Why? He, on Twitter, when it was, Anna could put out a tweet on Friday, like, oh my god, just found out that I'm going to dinner with White Sox, Dave, and Connor Griffin. I can't wait. And Smokes just replied back in all caps, oh hell no. And-

Sounds like he's afraid of a couple real men. Yeah, or just like- Somewhat like- Hey, her meeting an above-average human No, but uh white socks Dave then extended an invitation and Anika was the one who was like no that yeah, not how it works. No definitely not how yeah, and I also yeah Oh, yeah, there we go listen my favorite co-workers Like this actually looks desirable.

Did you guys talk about, let's start, sports? Slightly. We talked about the bears. Politics. No, no politics. Music. We got into some music, yeah. Transgender issues.

No. Yeah, that's all. Abortion stayed off the table as well. Anything vulgar, like, ugh. That was lewd. Can I say the picture again? Yeah, did like say anything where you're like I don't know about

that yeah like it took a swing they thought it'd be funny no no no misses trying to impress the table it was all aboveboard what is that that he's eating because it looks prime rib is that what it is looks like a steak I forget what it was it was some type of it was massive yeah but it's a steak no that's steak that's like a chimichurri sauce on Yeah, I zoomed in on it last night cuz I was like what it was it was something it was massive

No, that's steak. That's like a chimichurri sauce on it. So they can't that one. Oh, yeah, that was steak Oh, that's like two right? I had the freaks. How much is this bit? That's not really worth it cost you I Don't know. We're probably running right over a grand this oh, yeah, but it is worth I go back I will know birds nest was cheap. Yeah, yeah I go back I push back on not worth it I mean we're getting White Sox Dave out in the wild we're getting some grade-a shit yeah we're getting some crazy Connor that dinner was great cool yeah. Yeah, that's what I said. And people pointed this out to you. Dave said anything crazy? Nope. Nope. No, no, no.

It was normal. Conversation was good, food was good. This is what it was like the first time when we went to the nice Brazilian or Argentinian, I forget what it was, when we went to the steak house with Lance, there was nothing really crazy to come out of that either. You gotta spice it up to keep the boondoggle going though.

I don't know how else. You understand that, right? Because the whole point was that it was, could I go to dinner with a grotesque man like White Sox Dave, but he's not grotesque and he's a normal dude and he's fun to hang out with and then we throw in another co-worker. Annika was great last night because she was so, I think, what is that, I think Annika might have actually like canceled plans to come to this like she was so excited to be a part of it. So yeah, it was a great vaught. Can I ask you something, and you don't have to say what,

but over the course, how many times has White Sox Dave said, don't bring that up, like in content the next day? It's more so just about his personal life, stuff that anybody here would want to share. But we get into personal lives and overall, family dynamics. Whoa. Yeah, like into you know personal lives and overall you know family dynamics whoa Yeah, like you know did you leave that dinner and go to another date because I know you've had no dates in the night And no I did not weeks. I did not I went I came back here

I was here until I don't know maybe like 11 of a dirty banged out some work, and then went home banged out I didn't go to another date. No, I did not go to another date. Banging out work? I just banged out some work. No, no, no, no, no. Also, that wasn't, yeah.

Clearly, you guys keep doing this. You had three dates in 12 hours once. You guys keep doing this where you're taking work events. This was a work event and saying that I'm then going off of that and using it as a chance to fuck That's not I said the word fuck no, but you you you've done introduce fucking to the conversation This is about they don't know They they've said before where like oh we had a watch party for mostly sports and they're like oh well you hit it off

With a girl and went home with her which is not true. It's a work. I asked did you when we went home you were with her I don't know if you took her you fucked her here. No. I don't What you know I would never do that you would never fuck you you have permission to do it I know no yeah, you might be the only person I'll give permission all right has anybody fucked in this building probably There's no you think I yeah Yeah, I think yeah, unfortunately I would say yes, I would never have to say yeah, wait yeah who has fuck permission here nobody honor Connor All right, so Connor me Connor fire me on the spot if I know You're fired dude, what if you start fucking so much better after you get

fired you're fired pack up your box the people have fucked multiple people look at I mean 100 plus have access a lot have roommates a lot are single alcohol here for the place you want a place to do it in private we were actually just talking about this, but this whole place has cameras Why yeah, where would you go fuck? Yeah? also like this isn't really a Central plate when we were in New York a lot of the times. It was like oh, let's meet up at the office That's a sad place for everybody fuck heaven. Yeah here. This isn't necessarily like oh, let's meet up at the office. That's a sad place for everybody fuck heaven Yeah here. This isn't necessarily like oh, let's meet up at the office before we go out or let's meet up at the office afterwards It's we're here to work. Remember fucks at the New York office a lot. Yeah, he does

There's been proof of there's been somebody caught beating off here. What I can't what's not my business to bring up There has believe so what not my business to bring up Feel like it's brought. Yeah, so it's a brand yes. No no no, but I will it's not my story to tell They'll be fucked up of me This is more fucked up. You're not telling us if you ratted out who who how would it? Would be fucked up if you ran out who exactly I won't say who but I could say potentially who Who caught them Francis I will say well Compton stall well so yesterday I came back here after dinner and I was like I'll get some work done I

left my stuff here whatever for the first time I took a proper shit in the Will Compton style You've taken improper shit Shit into his hand He's upside down hands on the just sitting Indian style He's upside down, hands on the... just sitting all over himself. Just sitting Indian style. Because usually it's a very high traffic place. It's like, that's the most sought out stall. And I always feel like, rushed if I'm going in there.

But nobody was here. And I was like, yeah, let me just like, camp out for a bit. And just catch up on Twitter. You take your shirt off? See what's going on in the NBA? No, no. I did not do that. but uh you know it's nice Oh, yeah, there was also this Eating an oyster. Oh, that's an aphrodisiac yes it is That Rockefeller wasn't bad What's the matter? Pfft Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha

Hahahaha That was so good That was so funny That was really fucking funny Hahahaha I thought I did alright Because yeah the last time there was the video of me with the fucking chicken wing I don't believe that

What? That you- that's the default way you ate a chicken wing Well no no no so I had the chicken way you ate a chicken wing. Well, no, no, no. So I had the chicken wing. I ate the majority of it off the bone. You went top down. That's what they were fucking telling me to do. It was a matter of how you get the most off the bone,

how you get to the very, very last possible whatever. So I was like, am I done done with this do I have any more meat to chew off of this and that's when they were saying oh yeah you got a lick it and what do you mean like they say look at no use your tongue yeah you interpreted that as lick they said use your tongue to push the meat out and then grab it but you just licked you're lying with wings dude that's a Griffin. Oh my God. Oh wow. That was a bar. Thanks.

I wish I was sitting next to you. I'd give you a good dap up after that. That was good. Thanks dude. That was good. I might use that, yeah. But yeah, no. So I just wanted to put the oyster video out there

as proof, although I did fuck up an oyster right after that, but that was not caught on camera. How'd you fuck it up? Bite the shell. I just couldn't. Shell first? No, I couldn't get this stuff out How'd you fuck it up? Bite the shell. I just couldn't. Shell first? No, I couldn't get this stuff out. I couldn't get it out of the shell.

But that one was all right. But yeah, it was a great time. And obviously appreciate the wheel. Appreciate the free meal as always. And it was really, really good. So, shout out White Sox Dave. Shout out Annika. Thanks, Connor.

Great companions. Thank you appreciate it Until next time yeah until next time Have a going notice you didn't say anything about Penn State hiding in plain sight that they don't belong in the playoff oh He gets all oh Would you like to say that again, I couldn't hear it without the headphones no I'm good Well, you obviously heard it or you wouldn't say I heard Penn State Wrong playoffs or big head just text Brandon's it. I've already said he's already said it to me. They're hiding in plain sight What how they don't have a resume? They haven't won anything they everybody's like oh look at any other strength the record now

Hundredth, you know strength of schedule, but Indiana's strength of schedules can get better when they play Ohio State this weekend Okay, and ours is pretty solid right now You already played Ohio State and we've also went on the road to Wisconsin which working five and five team Yes, but Oregon almost lost to them in the same exact out there. Wait almost lost or what's another way to put that one? Compare how we played in that game versus how Oregon played. You were trailing at the half. It's a tough... Yes, exactly. It was actually almost exactly the same. Not at all.

We won by 15 compared to Oregon. You finished a little stronger, but yeah. Yes, with a backup quarterback in the game. That is a tough place to play. Oregon struggled with it. Okay, if you're going to give credit to Oregon for pulling out that win, then give it. Oregon's undefeated. If Oregon doesn't get credit, they beat Ohio State.

Okay, well, going to USC. We absolutely ended their season That was a great win going to Morgantown. Why did you end their season? Not the other five? Bad bad. Yes, I I get would you would you rather have a guarantee that Penn State makes the playoff or that McDonald's get saved? Oh, that's it. It's the playoff. Oh, because there are other there are other McDonald's there are other McDonald's There there's so you're not throwing your weight behind that crusade at all then it sounds like Oh, Penn State makes the playoff. Oh. Because there are other McDonald's. There are other McDonald's. Oh, so there are? There is. So you're not throwing your weight behind that Crusade at all, then, it sounds like. You're very flippant with them.

I hate you. Well, because the whole point of why I do the McDonald's is to bolster Penn State football up to get to a point where they are in the playoff. So if they make it to the playoff, then I've done my job. Would you rather Penn State make the playoff or keep your job here?

Keep my job here. Sounds like you don't really you rather Penn State make the playoff or keep your job here? Hmm? Hmm keep my job here sounds like I don't really care about that They made the play as ask me ask me about ask me about a national championship then I'd have more of a Decision to make there okay, also would you rather win a national championship or literally every single person in your family die? Oh Why they keep my family. Okay Two random cousins Extended yeah, everyone the whole bloodline everything Immediate I'd say no extended you can have them all is my thing with the playoff this year is yes

Like Penn State unless we screw up against Minnesota this week or somehow we lose to Maryland at home next week, like we are going to be in the playoff. We're going to host a home playoff game. But there is a very good chance if we lose that game, then nothing's changed about the program whatsoever. Yes, okay, we made the playoff. It's just because they expanded. Even if you win that game, you can say nothing's changed about the program. I don't know because because in the past- I do, because they just made the playoff bigger for you. Yeah, but I'm saying we have not been able to win big games. We've struggled now recently in pulling out these New Year's 6 bowl games.

We got smacked by Ole Miss last year. Okay, if we win one game, I could be happy with that. It's the success of a season, if we win one game in the playoff. But yeah, if we come out and lose that first game, it's like, okay, well, we're still in the same exact spot. And I don't care at all that we made the playoff. You got to win one game. Gotta win one. And you gotta go for it. Well, you gotta get into the playoff, which I don't know if you guys are gonna get in. Well, 11 and one strength of record is very

good. We're number four in strength of record. It's a it's a good team. What strength of record? That's just 11 and one again. No, no, no, it's it's not a made up stat. It's a it's a good team with strength of record. That's just a little one again. No no no it's it's not a made-up stat It's what the average top 25 team would do with your schedule, and that's That's it's on ESPN. It's it's with FBI and all that you're cheering for said um I really don't know Okay, I'm still struggling with that. I think I have to overall root for strength of record I don't think it matters for you guys. No, it doesn't matter But I also I think I would lose my mind if

Indiana went to Columbus and beat Ohio State when we had Ohio State in our building Vulnerable and weak and there for the taking and we lost vulnerable and weak and we lost. Vulnerable and weak. There for the... You're still talking about Ohio State or is this your... Back on your dating life. All right.

Thank you, Connor. Penn State absolutely deserves to be in the playoff. That's all I have to say. Bye. I actually think they do too. Oh, of course they do. I just want to rile them up a little. He's really the only thing you can get him riled up on.

Well... You can... There's touch of voice. Philly and Penn State, that's it best. It's really the only thing you can get him riled up on well Oh, you can there's touch Billy and Penn State. That's it mom tits Rodrigo mom tits Rodrigo Doesn't get riled up though does he just like the we've never really pressed it. I think he would That's true We've only ever seen him get excited if we called her overrated. I wonder what would happen. We've never done she is We can all agree she's a 12 team playoff not very attractive either strength of record Uh, that's a great stat, uh, okay

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No, we'll end around $145. Okay. Yeah, but we're going we are going straight to Stool Streams. Yeah, we're going we're bumping straight to stool streams paper football championship Okay, I'm excited to watch. Yeah, I believe I'm me and Nick are on the call for that. It's you big time Like the paper like the flick. Yeah A kid yeah, yeah big time. They couldn't find anybody that knew how to fold them today in the office, so Stefan had to make them. I bet Stefan's...

Sighing so hard when he had to make them. With every fold and crease. So angry. Yeah, kids don't know how to make paper footballs anymore. We used to extend our kitchen table, we would play for... We got Megan over Mincy, I got Chief over Chaps, I got Dante. I feel like Blutman... That could... Dante smokes could be in in a

fight yeah oh yeah spider and Blutman spider in a we're playing pick up hoops on Friday Cody it was one of the most impressive things I've seen we were off the corks we had lost and it was smokes on the court and Lucas was guarding him and Cody legit said to me before he's like oh Lucas is gonna piss him off So much he rips his shirt off at some point and swear to God 15 minutes later. He ripped his shirt It was like I was like how the fuck did you know how how how did he just angry like he missed a shot? He just ripped it off Have you seen looks I would say if Lucas was guarding you whether he's doing anything to stop you or not if you miss a shot

Frustrating you look at that guy. Yeah from you that would be extremely frustrating. Yeah That would be if I would rip my shirt off to Lucas's Shorts, ah so bad today. What's the last time you ripped your shirt off? Anybody here today what's the last time you ripped your shirt off anybody here shirt ripper no I'm sure for like a video but yeah it's not a natural reaction like a genuine shirt rip like I the last time I ripped my shirt off I was doing lawn work and yard work in Jersey and I caught my I was wearing my b90x shirt

and I caught it on the fence and I got mad that it caught and I just grabbed the hole and I ripped it Hell yeah, which ruined this whole shirt. That's a shame, but I was just mad that it ripped. So it is b90x Kyle was like you don't remember b90x. Was that a nickname? Yeah when he was doing b90x we sold shirts Yeah, that's a weird you should not have pluralized shirts there. Oh yeah. We sold a shirt. Yeah, we sold a shirt. B90x. What was part of B90x?

Just, I had too many shows at the time. And I was just on that B90x program. I like the shirt. Well, it's a good shirt. I tried P90x once. I did too. Yeah. Too many discs. Too many DVD discs. It's really hard. Too many DVDs.

It's really hard. They make it seem really simple and then you do it and you're like, wait, I'm doing CrossFit in my living room. I can't keep up with that many DVDs. Those commercials were so convincing though. It was like you were guaranteed. Oh, I bought all those things. Every single one of them I've fallen for at some point.

You ever do the Zapper thing for your abs? Oh yeah. I used to do it while podcasting. I have one upstairs in the Anis studio. Yeah, it hurts. Yeah, you're still on DVDs I only own the Cosby show Because they won't stream it anywhere so yeah, and you gotta get scrubs too before that's yeah Wow be 90x

Did it work? No, it just hurts really bad. Yeah. What happened to those suits? I don't know, Hank. Those were cool. I like that. You did like a 15 or 20 minute workout? Yeah, and I was really sore after.

When I was really out of shape, before now, which I'm just out of shape, I had a competitor in the college football space send me send me a thing you plug in and it stands on the ground and you stand on it just vibrates your body. Those are old school right? Those are old school. It's a Bebrut football. It's workout equipment and somebody in the college football space just sent it to me say hey use this. I think he was just calling me a fat piece of shit. Yeah you just figuring that out? But yeah did you try it?

It cost a couple hundred dollars, so I was like, I appreciate him sending it, but. Who was it? Aramel. And he knew you wouldn't actually work out, and that's why he sent you that. Well, I don't even know how to use it. You just stand on it, and it just shakes you?

He sent you an unsolicited piece of fitness equipment? Yeah. And you're just now? Hey, wait a second. That was insult. I'll be god damn. Yeah, I guess I should have. That's not weird. I get dudes send me makeup all the time. That's probably fun. Wait, can you find the Babe Ruth workout video?

It's so funny. Is that where he's got the belt around his belly? Yeah, he's in like the towel thing and like I think someone's just throwing a medicine ball off his stomach. That's when men used to really work out. Yeah, they have those butt jigglers. Where that like rope would go around your butt and then you'd be like, That's when men used to really work out. Yeah, they have those butt jigglers. Where that rope would go around your butt and jiggle really hard. All right, this is real.

Peloton. Guy's just showing him how to do it. Oh. Oh. Damn, babe. Babe. Oh, he's not happy. I saw a two-seater bike. If bought one would y'all ride it with me

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I have one back home. Oh, he's sweaty. Yeah, but I call front seat. All right Here's the machine Was that just a sauna I think that's just a sauna What is that that's just a sauna. What is that? What is that? That's good. Yeah, just be back. That'll help. It just hits him once, I think.

Boom! Oh man. That was good stuff. It was a workout. Vaudevillian. Starts battling. Oh yeah, this is great. Just having someone stretch for you Don't CPR on

He's chilly Oh The fuck off He's chilly It's like a nun Cryotherapy what did his voice sound like oh? Yeah You know there's people who think baby Ruth might be Dominican. Yeah, right? Yeah, there was people thought he might be black yeah Yeah, what did his voice sound like? I just picture the Sandland voice. It's really funny who's super high.

Can you do a normal? Do you do a good Babe Ruth? No, but I've seen that video where he's boxing. He's talking. I've seen him talk. Come on, boys. Let's go. Oh, it's exactly what I said.

He nailed it. Way to go, Babe Ruth. You nailed your voice come on boy Hey, that's a good Ruth get on out there boys my boy tight He would get fucking smoke today, I'm so excited. I actually have a babe Ruth story I'm sitting on well He's been on his old baseball anus is a baseball podcast nothing. I like better than early 1900s baseball Nothing you want to hop on tomorrow Brandon. I will if y'all if y'all need me. It's a baseball. Yeah

You're on the show you guys see Paul skeens so in oh my god. That was so funny doing what boys won rookie of the year and Find the clip he was there like, how you feel? What does this art mean to you right now? This is cool. I crushed it. He can throw a ball so fast and good though. This is cool. Yeah, I like this.

Ball skeins winning rookie of the year first Paul skeins in a fire What do you think he'd do to babe Ruth? Oh Wouldn't even touch the ball You think he'd like rearrange his guts literally like if he'd swing too hard and yeah organs the clip It's like he'd die too hard and organs would flip, intestines would come off. Brandon, you disagree? I just think that's a little overstated. Our belief that these athletes are just, even the worst athletes are way better than Babe Ruth of the day. Paul Skeen's not the worst.

No, no, no, I know, but I'm just saying we believe that today's average athlete is like yesterday's super athlete But we're not all skeins is not an average. I understand that I'm using that to say that our belief for everything today is superior to everything but it is I think when you go back a hundred years like we're doing they were still they were They want to throw in a hundred every time but there were guys throwing 95 96 back then were there were there were throwing hard are you sure movement Carl Mase killed a guy with a fastball once like well that's cuz they weren't wearing helmets right but they were they were throwing hard like Jaron Judge steps in the box against prime Babe Ruth he's

taking that thing 500 feet I just still think they we discount them a little bit. That's all. We discount them. I think they should be respected as they are because like relative to their competition, what they did was just as in the 1920s, we actually baseball pitchers. Yeah, there's this low to mid nineties with this Dodgers to go in the MLB back then. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Brandon. I y'all say yes like your definitive. I don't think I just yeah we are. They would win a whole lot of games and what Cruz undefeated is they're going to feed it. Let's look at something that you can measure like track and field or running. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. What was the result. I don't know either.

What is the results difference. I think it's vast's what is a moat. What's the what's the Fastest mile time right now. I mean when Roger Bannister broke four minutes. It was like the bread you'll ever What a Texas? Whatever their highest class is football team non-placer win the Olympics in the 1920s Let's find it. We can find out probably probably What a Texas high school football team Be competitive in like the 1910 NFL. Yes

It would be not probably yeah Yeah What was the yeah find out find what the Texas like fastest I mean? Would they blow them out? I think so, but it's just so they're like My only thing of the rank-and-file baseball player the 20 sure but Bayreuth was like so far above his competition He was so far above everybody else Roger Spanish or 359 for in 1954. So how far down are these? Or how far up I should have said.

That's the current record? Morocco? 343? I think a lot of the track and field ones there's like scientific limits. I think that's what baseball also, I think there's like a scientific limit to how fast or how hard you can go. Pass you an arm control? I think a pitcher will never throw 115 miles an hour because your arm would explode.

Not with that attitude What was the what was the mile record in 1930? or 1932 it would have Jesse Owens like 409 Considering they had like little leather shoes, but that's Yeah, you have to account for like the shoe technology and training and the track there's the bounciness of the track Yeah, yeah, that's a big thing running That's like when they broke when like Usain Bolt and all them broke every record in the China the Beijing Olympics

Everyone's like well the track was super bouncy Do you think we're done and like we have our main sports like there's never gonna be any new ones that get as big as these right like we're pretty much done Are we done with yeah, are we done with new sports? Well pickleball is trying but you see glimpses like it's the name's fucked. Yeah pickleball is doomed because of the name I don't think people ever fill a stadium to watch. Did y'all see the kick? Yeah That was awesome. Yeah, play it. That was awesome. Play it. That was awesome. Oh, the pickleball freak out?

Yeah. That was awesome. Can I deserve it? Yeah. That made me respect pickleball. Yeah, it did. Thank you. It actually for the f-

Guy's just yelling. Come on! Settle down. It was perfect. Fuck yeah! Did he purposely knock that out of his hand? Maybe the kick was a little much but no I don't think so. He deserved something. No because I think one kick you just don't know how much damage. If he kicked him again. Let me see that again. He just perfectly. It's the heck the way

the half flies is kind of funny too. Oh Yeah, see you buddy hitting the net We did get knocked out. Yeah, he's up pretty quick Hmm not quick. I think he's hamming it up so he doesn't have to get more into the fight again Yeah, I love I love any of these fights or like golf course fights. Yeah, just you look ridiculous Fights or like golf course fights. Yeah, just you look ridiculous Like there's a fucking 80 year old woman with a visor breaking. Yeah, that's not a fight Like she's in the middle of that golf course fights your oh, they're the best there's mad ass dudes on a golf course There's always like one like older dudes like hey fellas fellas. Don't do this They got polos. Yeah, and then when it ends,

they all just have that moment, the epiphany of like, holy shit, that was ridiculous. This was dumb. That was really stupid. Fighting over golf. I bet every golf course has had a fight. I feel like. Oh yeah. Yeah, maybe every day.

A lot. I think golf is responsible for the maddest a man can be. Yeah. Yeah, probably. As he mad at himself, and then somebody just jumps over one line, and it's over Yeah, like real hardcore golf guys if you were like you found your wife cheating on you or You're slicing and you can't fix it. Yeah, yeah, even if you're not a hard when I go and fuck up I throw my club. Yeah, yeah out of fix it. Yeah, even if you're not a hard like when I go and fuck up. I throw my club Yeah, yeah out of extreme anger. Yeah

Hardcore golf guys don't like their wives at all right? Or golf for me Yeah, I don't know if I ever come across a golf fight V. Is it more within the same group like for? Always two different groups can be in the same group find some gambling involved especially yeah you're at the t-box and you think the guys far enough down you hit and the guy in front of you is like what today we were here slow and they wait on the way to the next t-box they fight is a build-up yeah has golf competition ever gotten like violently competitive? Yeah, look at this. Pro golf doesn't really help.

It's a beautiful day, music playing. And people are usually hammered too. I mean at least one person in the group's usually like blackout level. Are these real? Fight on. I'm on his side Ridiculous my co-workers Finish the fucking hole! It's ridiculous! My coworkers. I'm on that! Yeah, okay. Why? Has there ever been a fight at a Barstool Classic? Almost certainly. Oh my god. Hold on, it says watch till the end.

Watch till the end? If you wanna stand there, then hold your goddamn hands up! Oh, he threw him up. Fucking make a move! Oh, oh. Yeah, and it's usually this where it's like both of don't want to make the first move because lawyers will be involved eventually But I feel like golfers are also the type that they have to have the last word or will eat away at them So it just never

Oh I think that other guy back down on nice day to beautiful beautiful you have to watch silly This says watch till the end you have to watch oh He's gonna hit a tree that'd be awesome. Oh, he's coming back. He's only halfway through is he gonna run him over? over that was the end? that was the end? oh write a comment

just be like thank god we watched till the end not psych yeah give me another one i I want another golf fight. We did the guys who honk in the back in people's back swings. Those are my favorite videos. Oh, no. Oh, they're fine. Oh, fuck. Which one do you think hit the ball into the other one?

You ever seen two bucks like that they get locked together and just die They know how do they die? That's actually kind of beautiful. They'll just get stuck and then they'll just lay there and starve Why don't get stuck? Yeah, They get stuck, their horns get- It's rare but it happens. At no point they're like, all right, I know we're enemies but let's like figure this out for a second. Damn.

I need some t-shirts ripped off. Hmm. Of golf guys? Yeah, they just feel ridiculous, yeah. It's always a backwards visor. Oh yeah. Don't do it a backwards visor oh yeah well he's already doing it this is the worst ride of all time Do you want to take them? All right, so oh he's got him chose over. I let him go. Oh

I agree let him go. Can you get his hips turned just let me get his hips turned? That teeth Oh What was that? Was that teeth? Hey, get in this shit. This shit's good, bro. Hey, somebody move your car. Oh. Oh, is he back on top? Yeah. This shit's done, bro. If they help, we're gonna help, and it's gonna be a shit job. No, let him go, let him go.

This shit's done, bro. What do you mean, let him go? It's over. How long are we gonna let it get to the comp? I have some stupid shit. I have some stupid shit. Oh, what's he about to do, Simone drop? All right, all right, all right.

Oh. That was good. Yeah. And then they have to, like, go to the comp. Yeah. Oh, what's he about to do some own drop all right? That was good, yeah, and they have to like go keep playing golf after that I love it number five more TJ. Yeah, so anyway three-parted Five I bet many golf courses see parents fighting too. Yeah. But it's like that some of them are like the Chuck E. Cheese

of... What would be the funniest sports fight? It's the least tough fight you can have is on a golf course. Funniest. And then you go back to the clubhouse. Curling? Javelin would be awesome. Oh, javelin.

Curling would be funny if they're slipping around. Yeah. Swimming could get extreme. Has there ever been a swimming fight although They could drown each other. I think there's been a fight in every competition right yeah badminton ice skating Croquet well I guess well more of surprise has there been like a spelling bee fight mmm. Oh, yeah I bet parents have fought at a quest re-enrian fight was so sick such a joust. I guess yeah Yeah, stay on your horse would be a two-on-two horse versus horse man versus man. Oh

Yeah, yeah, I guess so Meeting for the first time as rivals maybe things didn't end on the best of terms for those two Bode Nassar and Manny pon Jangjit played together at the London Olympics, but on Sunday the two competed against each other in Richmond at the final of the Canada Open. These two are the former players and they're having a little bit of a discussion here. Bode and Manipan traded verbal jibes. They were warned twice to cool their tempers. No, they're going to get told off here.

Behave. One of Canada's top players, Luke Couture, was at the tournament and saw the drama unfold. It was just complete shock because Wait, they're talking about that? Yeah, that was the Canadian fight. That's a big Canadian fight. Hey buddy.

But I've never seen something go so over the top like this Oh, he had bought it! Oh my god! Beat his ass. Oh my god, that was awesome. That was a good fight. What a pussy to be running like that. He was doing it so athletically. Damn, look at that. I thought they were gonna trip many a time. You see that blood? Out of his ear.

Kyle Hunter. That's bad for you He took one swipe with the racket That chair throw was athletic like on the run Why did no one help him? In my experience, you should look at the review the... Oh, a pic to the face! That was awesome. They're about the same size. Why was he running from him?

I need more fights. I need more random sports fights. ...of violence like this in a sport and it should just be a no-tolerance policy... What, did he grab the chair on the... Yeah, it was very athletic. Like that guy could have... He didn't do anything what other like Bike racing all bike races great. Yeah, those racing those guys are kickers to are they kickers. Yeah, they usually kick That's always dangerous isn't it? Yeah, but it's also like a very pussy thing to be like

Square up with another man and just kick him Yeah, let's see a bike fight. Oh, there's a car. This is a real race. Oh, is he going to fight the motorcycle? Diddy Kong races? Who's angry at the forums? He's throwing his water bottles at the motorcycle They change a bike, I thought normally the mechanic gets a spare bike rather than changing a wheel Well normally they would have Oh his chain now has come off

Oh no. Normally they would have arranged Before the start, they would have pre-arranged The first say 20 kilometers We change a bike, or change a wheel And after that we changed it. Oh no Oh, off that bike. Oh what have we seen In the last year of the Tour de France Slinging his bike away in sheer disgust We changed that oh His bike away and shit is good he's had an unholy tour at one time He was gonna be the leader suddenly all it came forward and was going better than him

And then he had sickness and now his bike doesn't work beyond race I wonder just what earth is going through his mind going through his fine. I'm so disappointed. I have a chance. Oh, oh, I took it. We all know that. That's a big fucking. That's awesome.

That's a funny move. But we're looking at the head of the race. Oh, oh, that's fine. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Oh That's annoying get away Yeah, these are the the the the the

the the the the the just over two and a half kilometers, just under two and a half kilometers. It's hurt in a big way. Thomas Veuclerc, less well, but not falling, and he's in the wheel, in the train of his two teammates, while these three men are catching up with Jacob Foulzang. This is just him yelling at them in French.

That's the fight. And the first two meters of Thomas Veuclerc, who is barely trying to get up, is really trying to get up. Thomas Veuclerc in a really delicate period. Those teammates won't help him. Do they have his teammates? Maybe? I don't think I get it.

Oh, there it is. That's the... Oh. Damn. So bikers don't think I get it. Oh there it is. That's the oh Damn So bikers don't fight now. I found just a throw. You're mad at everybody else Yeah, but it's like on a in France on the golf courses you probably won't see fights is that like more of an American thing a spiffing with each other and Like do other countries have the same kind? Oh, here we go. Oh Oh Do other countries have the same kind of play? Oh, here we go! Oh, oh!

Oh, oh! He's holding it to him! Good balance! Oh! Oh! Oh! Bikes! Slap fighting. Yeah. What about bowling? Bowling fights? Okay, alright.

I bet there's bowling murders. Yeah, that's a go get your gun out of the car place for sure Think someone's throwing a bowling ball. It's I would wait what about like boxing but like after or before Oh, yeah, you take their gloves off to fight. Yeah, we had a rough-and-rowdy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Let's see a ball I'd like see someone throw a bowling ball at someone But that's an individual sport that you take turns. So would the fight be just you got in front of me Yeah, I've been talking shit Throw him down the lane Brandon have you ever had your own custom bowling ball?

No, but I've wanted one. Yeah, I want one bad. They do them scented now, too. I want I Want a bowl more, but I don't Yeah, I want a bowling I agree with you I'd like to bowl more yeah, but when you gonna bowl when are you gonna bowl You're not yeah, we should get a bowling alley here. That would be so sick Would we bowl a lot yeah if we have one that function yeah, we would it is the kind every time I do it I'm like why don't I do this more often yeah, and then Waveland bowl around here is really sick. It's like untouched by time mm-hmm There's another one up in like just north of Wrigley. That's like that as well

Timberlands yeah, Timberland right by each other's a lot of bowling less than half mile from my house And I just haven't been there yet yeah, diversity to diversity rock Avondale Bowl. Oh, yeah Bowling alley, it's just yeah, it does feel here. We sit not bowling. Yeah Just talking we could be bowling right now. Yeah, everyone beers are cheap usually get the tower for like 15 bucks Oh my god, don't we have to bowl I? Thought we had like Steven you had something that your wheel. Oh, yeah, I'm wheel and yours was like all of us go bowling Yeah, we did hit that yeah, yeah, I think we got to go bowling. Oh hell. Yeah, all right I'll see I don't like now. I want to go, but I want to go even we'll beat the fuck out of Steven Stevens

We sure got a custom ball. Oh shit That was awesome that could be a death that's like attempted murder damn I'm in for that. I needed no more to know whether that's awesome Need a follow-up has anybody ever like tackled a mascot at a baseball game? Well we had the White Sox. Get mad and run onto the field. Yeah for no reason. The father and son at the White Sox game was 20 years ago, it was White Sox Dave.

Oh yeah. We say that it was his uncle. One that sticks out even more is remember when the fan went to fight Tommy Hawk and Tommy Hawk beat his ass. Yes. It's on YouTube somewhere. Tommy Hawk beat the shit out of the White Sox. And then find the. The. It's on YouTube somewhere. You Tommy hog beat the shit and then find the

Yeah, the the White Sox one was like they beat the fuck out of the coach. Yeah. Yeah, Tom Gamboa. Yeah, I Don't know why I remember his name, but they should make a documentary about that happening to a mascot and that'd be Be worthy of a full documentary no didn't monkey boy get beat up tick-tock me If those are fake mascot fights we want to what what is what I don't know what I'm looking Kansas City Royals coach Why don't white sauce fans? Oh that white socks? Yeah? Yeah, that's fans on a coach Yeah, do you think mascots get laid but like they have to prove it like she comes back but she's like I got to see the costume Hurry furry furry festivals. Those guys just fuck the whole time. But just like I do are there like cocky mascots? Yeah Yeah, I think so Well, if ironically the BYU one is the one who should be getting pussy. Oh, yeah

Is he the one doing push-ups? No, he's doing dance routine doing everything ramping Flaming jump ropes. Yeah This is this is a dream though because this is free shots Yeah beat the fuck out of these guys They were just beating up the first base coach the umpire That's a dream to be on like the outer loop of one of those every single and you get to just beat the fuck out of these guys that's a father and son yeah kicking the

attackers here's the disturbing scene right there what could the first base coach have done to deserve that I don't know what the umpire wasn't doing shit coaches rushing to his aid where are they now? That father and son. They can't be alive. No there's no way. You beat me stiff. Oh I'm stiff. Whoa. Holy shit whoa that's a smiling but very relieved crazy huh it's good fights yeah golf course probably still wins though I can't get enough golf course fights they're just so funny to me remember the mouse at the palace the dude that squared up Steven Jackson I think it was coincide and then just got knocked out yeah well you remain O'Neill hadn't slipped he was gonna kill kill me yeah kill turtle I look like turtle yeah maybe there was a

a corner man in boxing that after a fight went up to the the opponent and just punched him square in the face bare-knuckle knocked him out yeah Yeah, that's awesome. Just two boxers meeting centering dropping gloves Probably said oh shit Yeah, that's inappropriate yeah, that is inappropriate this also happened to Dude, he's you know the same Chairman story Didn't he like he yeah, he's a boxer. He's got a career take a punch

Yeah, Michael Barrett AJ Pruszinski, yeah, I mean that's the worst If you punch someone square in the jaw and they don't move. Yeah That's worse than getting knocked out. Oh wait, that's way worse. That was Michael Barrett He he hit a Jay persinsky perfectly and they just didn't do anything to him You just can't Can't bounce back from that It's another boxer James Butler jr. Who's the boxer that oh? He this boxer lived with Sam Kellerman and then murdered him after oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

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I believe Luca is questionable as well. But the the rest we'll all pick one similar to last week the same as last week and the top two will square off on Friday for a bonus bet. Oh shit. Alright. Alright so pick. And no layups. No layups. No layups. I'll take No, way up first no lips No, lamps I'll take data I'll risk it give me a little good on chich dibs. I'll take lamella ball I'll take LeBron James who I'll take sh Gills Who? Shay Gills?

Shay Miller I'm like a Donovan Mitchell Yeah? He's been bouncing that Is it because he's at the top of the list? Shay who do you have? Oh sorry Are the Cavs still undefeated yeah

Yeah, maybe you have to pick and if you pick someone who's already been picked your pick is void Good luck, and you have to do a 24-hour bubble bath stream. Oh, that's dude tonight Ten-point underdogs to Akron. Yeah, the one we need to win Basketball player. There's a list right there on your second sheet, but again, you can't pick someone who's already been picked. Shay. Sorry, man. Try another one. Someone picked him? If you go 0 for 3. Danny. If you go over Danny Danny Jalen Brown nice good pick great pick. I'll go with Brandon Ingram tonight great pick

That's is it no Now Brandon, who did you pick? Luca Brandon when you go out to like events how many people come up and say hey can you unblock me on Twitter? bunch we get three times in Morgantown you realize how annoying you're making it for all of us yeah it sucks

it's always like the sweetest most docile and obedient boy but then I'm like what did you do? they called me a cousin fucker Yeah, that said they wanted to wear my wife's skin as a coat. Yeah. Yeah, sorry. I saw I blocked you That's kind of a compliment No, it will say that too like what you do to get blocked like nothing nothing nothing I Sent him his own address So remind him where he lives own address yeah you fucking so to remind him where he lives he tweeted that Florida's overrated so I told him I can't fathom that these people actually

really want unblocked by you I don't understand that either is there they hate you why do they want unblocked yeah and they obviously tried to get blah I had one by following you they're making you more pop I had one the other day say I was the biggest pussy bitch in the world and I'm just a fucking idiot I don't know anything and watch I bet he blocks me for this. So yeah Yeah, and I blocked him. He's like see he's a pussy. You're soft It's always also anonymous accounts that call you a pussy. Whatever. I just I don't want to read that stuff I want my Twitter experience to be I don't I'm just not gonna read it and I'm probably a little soft sometimes I probably a little little little hey. Yeah'm probably a little, little, little.

Hey. It's your space. You have to create it and curate it. I think we're too thick skinned as a society. I don't think letting people just talk to you in any type of way on Twitter is thin skin. I was like, I wouldn't let you do that in real life, so why would I let you do it on Twitter?

We should get sad more about it instead of mad. Like, you fucked my, I'm devastated. We have the best job, but sometimes I don't think people realize that it mentally can break you down. When the Bears lose and everyone's like, why are you in a bad mood? It's like, I don't know, I've just been eating shit for 24 hours.

Not pumped. It's not going great. 24 hours Not like pumped, right? It's not going great When I was in New York and I had Katie Stantz and she was doing all of my what's the word for it everything work? Yeah, when she was doing all the work for me. She would just unblock people periodically and now she doesn't so So you stay I guess it's all her fault is you stay in jail Have some of that. You're in jail for life. But now if you're blocked you can still see everything.

So it doesn't change. I just mute people. Yeah, so now people that you have blocked shouldn't be upset. But see I think muting people is fine for you, but it's a little, I want them to know. You want people to know? Yeah, I want them to know. What if it's your coworkers? I've blocked many a co-worker. I have Stooley Clubhouse has been blocked since day one Neil. Yeah, what did he do? He's a sweet boy

Oh, he meant manipulate some footage to make like Ben Mince beat me and he didn't yeah Yeah, what co-workers you have muted oh He has all of us uh-huh. I have Frank. I've doubled it you guys. I've double digits Sometimes you gotta hit the mute button. Sometimes. You just don't want it sass has everything Yeah, I believe that I believe that Sass text me the other day what is it texted me in a minute. It's pretty sick. I'm in a group chat with him That's pretty active. He's never sent a text Yak yeah, oh my god. I'm in a group chat with him that's pretty active he's never sent a text. The Yak. Oh my god he's in that. Should probably clean that up. That's probably annoying for them.

Yeah I think about that a lot. Should we just do it? This is a tough place to be. I don't know. Alright so who doesn't... Colby Nolan's not here anymore but I won't say... No he's forever. Yeah okay. There's a couple I don't know. Colby's gonna come here anymore, but I won't know he's forever. Yeah, okay There's a couple. I don't know Colby's gonna come back one day. Yeah for sure I believe that I There's a couple. I don't yeah, we're at a pretty good. We're fine. I Mean it used to be too big There was just a random woman in there one time. Yeah, we did do that for a while Who's 813

Hmm That's uh oh okay Branton I'm gonna put his name in there now then is that the one you don't have 704s quakes Yeah, yes, so those are the two I didn't I don't know Do they ever pipe up or they just take it all in throughout the years Yeah. Yes. So those are the two I didn't know. Do they ever pipe up, or they just take it all in throughout the years? Those, they take it all in. Huh.

OK. Good chat. So we didn't clean anything up. Yeah, didn't do anything that you set out to do. You're hoarding. What's that? What are you doing, Nicky? Why is- Oh wait, where are you running to?

He just, did he ignore us or just, oh he's just going to the gamma cave. He skipped a good seat. Watch. I skipped through there. What's White Boy Rick's head space at right now? He's kind of battling the whole- He's all in the air right now. It's all online warrior for the Hoosiers. What's going on Rick's headspace at right now? He's kind of battling the whole he's all in the air now. It's all

it's all online warrior for the head. Yeah, he's just always hit the key. He's got to hit it. He's so stressed. That's what he's doing right now. He's looking for people being about any doubt right now and tag him be like White Boy Rick just told me in confidence that Indiana doesn't deserve to be in the playoffs. I need out right now and tag him be like white boy Rick just told me in confidence that Indiana doesn't deserve to be in the playoffs We keep it on him White boy, it's WBR. I think on Twitter

Okay W underscore B underscore right you thank you they watching the yak yeah shit surely Oh, yeah, oh no this isn't gonna work then is it well they might not have the sound on They're on like a 30 second delay at least Shit so not send it don't let him think it's gonna be sent someone wearing a great. Yeah, that's spider. Yeah, Robin's racing What's he... We're gonna stare down. Did more people just appear there? Yeah. Were they there? Smokes just texted me I was running. Diarrhea? Yeah. Uh, no. Oh. Kinda. He was taking a shit. He was running to wash his hands. Is that him right there? Wait, what? He...

Oh, and he's rubbing his hands on them? He was taking a shit. There were no paper towels in the bathroom, so he ran to another bathroom to wash his hands before somebody else dapp and then immediately just put his hands on everybody Yeah, oh Yeah That's that's the that's our finest that's the crew right that's our boys Keep the lights on the tip of the spear Come for us you gotta go through them front lines That's what a crack team that's I'm singly out Jerry there Bluntman just lurks yeah Blutman you learn to weigh a hundred pounds

Well tungsten hands Blutman What a crew Will it be one of them if I okay, would you rather take mincy mincy Jerry If I okay, would you rather take mincy mincy Jerry? I'm leaving Jerry no no mincy Jerry or the field that causes the downfall of Barstool sports mincy Jerry or the field I'll go mincy Jerry. Yeah Yeah Mincy Jerry smokes. That's- No, I'm for the rest of everybody.

What do you mean? Like they haven't chosen yet. I think they're more on the fence. You know Jerry better. Yeah. I don't think Jerry- I think Jerry's in a sweet spot now where he's proven that he's gonna have a fuck up every month or so. He's crossed the line enough that him crossing the line is not a big deal.

Yeah, and it's also like it's never in a bad, he's never doing it from a bad place. Like everyone knows his intentions are pure. He just makes mistakes. Forgets the L sometimes. Yeah, he forgets the L. He retweets. I mean, Mets could bring it all crashing down at any moment. Any moment. Any moment. Yeah. Yeah. free tweets I mean Mets could bring it all crashing down at any moment any moment any moment yeah yeah it's basically a tick-and-tie yeah just

walking around with us oh no they got my white ass hitting the geek on TV He's chief of the key is he hitting it again oh Goofy ass goofy head You guys ready for this draft we're gonna tape I'm excited. I'm excited. I Draft a long time time. I activated dickhead mode in the supermarket his ingredients are a problem I might be I have one ingredient that I'm so proud of. I also ate one of them. I have one that could kill.

Oh, you win. Blowfish? It's similar. Great. Yeah. Yeah, I bought muffins for Em, and I just ate it on the car ride over. Ate it?

You ate muffins? I had two. There were two and I ate them. You ate them all. I ate them both. You was tough. I'd imagine we'll probably all have something similar. Yeah. I eat them both. I'm really excited. He hasn't done it forever. That comes out next Wednesday, Wednesday, because we're the office will be closed. So Wednesday.

I'm also just excited to try Kathy Mitchell's product. Yes. Yeah, it works. That will be a delight. Is she joining in any capacity? Possibly. Possibly. Ooh, double I emoji.

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Top three white socks Dave clip for me the question is can you taste the difference in M&M flavors? There are one he did this he had a take on the dog walk a snake draft if you could find a TJ dog walk M&Ms, but he asked the same question and You just have to watch from oh Fuck yes, I love how you were a white socks Dave his story Life would go Yeah There this is it

So M&Ms you come and they come in all different colors. I don't think people realize none of them taste different Starburst you have the right so they have that going for what you're saying people don't realize that M&Ms the colors Yeah, there's not like a yellow The yellow flavor don't realize that the yellow is taste different than red when it comes to M&Ms I think some people assume that sure M&Ms. Yeah, we're not talking skittles chocolate. You mean the chocolate. Yes. Do you think people think it's a red? You said they do I said let me help you out here the Froot Loops like change that argument the Froot Loops There you go. There's another one. Do people actually think that about M&Ms. I thought they did. I don't know you Dave. No, I don't Okay You Dave no, I don't Okay, he thought he was dropping the most fun of

Of course I don't Everybody else but me yeah, yeah, just so you know people think this but I don't think it Yeah, and no one else ended up thinking it he discovered it like that morning on the Wikipedia Steven would you like to hop like to hop in the riff? With White Talks Day, I mean- Will you pose the question yourself? Yes. Yeah, well I just wanted to see if any of you guys thought it was possible.

I thought we could run a little experiment. You're even worse. No. No. The chocolate coated candies. There's no way. Yeah. Candy coated chocolates.

I don't think they do, but then maybe somebody can. No. There's a bunch of peanut in the that's even worse All right. Yeah, yeah great hair Steven comes it sit next to the tightest in the What we're gonna test this we all know the answer we really want to test that Steven saw that clip and still said that You know he's gonna get this right yeah, he's gonna be like this tastes red and There was like it was like announced this morning. I changed it

He's just gonna guess correctly I was unaware of that clip I Was too, but do you still know you are aware of it? Do you right now think there's a chance somebody could taste the difference I? Don't know I don't even know it's. So you think Ratt is like cherry chocolate? No, no, no, no. Like the flavor profile tastes the same. I don't know. Like when I have skittles I like to divvy them up and have, you know, some purple, some green or whatever. Yeah. And then they're just kind of all about the hatch. Those are different flavors. They just taste different. Yeah, I know. But maybe somebody could taste the difference. I don't know.

They obviously use somewhat different different ingredients close your eyes You could just close your eyes He's gonna get a right see it okay, okay, Kate's don't say it out loud Well actually you can't tell I thought I couldn't tell those are the worst tasting ones is gonna know right? Yeah All right, all right. Yeah, yeah Yep, all right waste of so much time Mmm, it's a good color. What are you It's in. Steven? Mm, is it good? Color. What are you noticing about it?

Is that M&M? You can open your eyes now. Oh. Red. Yes! I mean the odds are high that he would have guessed that. Red is like the default I'm gonna think I guess What if you do this This is gonna piss me the fuck no, I'm already upset my white socks Dave and Steven were both right Does it taste different than the other one you raise your eyebrows now the road There might be something your eyes did so does it taste different than the other one? That was like a sour reaction

It's working. There's no way. There's no way help. He's so no fucking way What did you do nothing orange are you kidding me? what the fuck? what the fuck? what? what did you do? nothing was it like a psychological thing? how is this possible? well I concentrated on it did you have multiple candidates and you were like narrowing it down

what is your thought process when it's in your mouth? I don't know flavor pal, taste buds, I don't even know like what is your thought process when it's in your mouth? I don't know flavor pal taste buds. I don't know I really To we gotta go one more you at any point. Did you think like this might be yellow? No, I got that wrong Yeah, well, I think having your eyes closed helps because I don't know what I don't I don't eat I don't M&M's a ton, but then when you do if you close your eye, I don't know Can't lose. He never loses. It actually tasted different.

But you focus. If I have to think about it, generally if I eat M&Ms, you just chew them. You don't think about it. And you put them all, you don't have a certain flavor. But if I'm closing my eyes and I think about it, maybe that does taste a little orange. But I'm thinking about trying to identify it.

So normally- All right, close your eyes again. Well, last one, last one. Maybe that does take us. It's a little like orange, but I'm thinking about Trying to identify it so normally last one last one I'll never get this oh, okay. I think you will All right Having your chase for Thomas now check can you just talk out loud like your thoughts like yeah? Yeah, tell us through it walk us through it initially Is this red again

Then they do taste different this is fucking how did that Look that's it say so how did that So how did that taste different from the last one from the orange one How does he do it tasted like a little bit like yeah? I've never I've never met anybody that could do that has anybody ever tried this I guess you're on the sheet because like maybe What did I it tasted like the fire do you how I said that Actually, what did I it tasted like the how do you how I said that? It has to be a flu are you guys playing a trick on me? No no no if we were you just broke that

Yep The tricks on us brother Damn it's how does he always win? They can't go for for for some Talks through it The green yeah Guy but like and yes, they taste different they have You broke Titus you broke Can you hand me one what it must be like the food die like

Is it a taste or a feel Yeah, I mean if you're just concentrating on and you have your eyes closed which enhances your other senses then what's okay? No, what's sensitive and I don't chew it right away fuck you yeah If you suck the dye off I get it I mean for you know 10 15 seconds and kind of think about it I Guess I can feel yeah, you can like somewhat. It's pretty light I Think there's like it's more about the third one. He got is it more of a credible Is it more of a tongue feel than a me showing? No watch watch the red again fucking blew my mind You have chromopalatosis, I think you taste color and yeah, I

Chromopalatosis, I think you taste color and yeah, I Mean the red and green dice like if you have a I guess vastly different chemicals But I don't think I have a did you ever smoke cigarettes or any okay? So probably a couple strong tongue the second red one proved it proved it. We thought we were trying to fuck you Yeah by doing a double red What double read this look at this Steven, okay? Chase your Thomas now check can you just talk out loud like your thoughts like yeah, yeah tell us through it walk us through it initially Can you just talk out loud like your thoughts like yeah? Yeah, tell us through it walk us through it initially Can you see this red again?

That's fucking not they do taste different This is fucking pretty good experiment damn it the Che hive is buzzing white socks Dave gets a dub No, no elf or white socks day. Yeah, yeah I bet if people did it they could do it Yeah shit. Yeah, I don't know if I'm special just do the work All right What did the double red mean? Yeah, double right in girls in high school. Oh you guys in the oh

Yeah, okay, that makes sense All right, thanks guys. All right, let's spin the wheel. Soolstream's coming up. Great work, Jay. Incredible work. All right. Titus, I tried to, and there is like a different feel when it hits the top.

Oh yeah, you could tell. Yeah, interesting. Well, I... This is fun, this is fun. No, no, no. Max, Max, Max, Max. Tell him to do an M&M taste test. This means someone's gonna have to do the

dump draft wet. Che just went five for five on M&M's. Yo. Hey Che just went five for five guessing M&Ms. There's no way it's real, though, so I need you to guess an M&M. Come here. Oh, no! Getting smarter. All right, well, at least we have Connor.

Yeah. That's it. Jerry! Jerry! It's on the screen. Yeah, no, he won't put it together. Yeah. That's it. Jerry. Jerry, it's on the screen. Yeah, no, he won't put it together.

He won't. No, no, no, he just just walked out. He just walked out before he saw the screen. Oh, thank God. No, he must have stopped. Jerry. Yeah. Come here. We got a question for you about M&Ms. Go ahead. Played today! They're getting smarter. The mice realizes that cheese zaps on code. God damn it, they're getting smart!

They're getting smart! Spider, I got a question for you real quick. No, Dan. No, no, Dan. Dan! No, I can't do that to you saw him get out of here got it We can't do that to you. We love you too much. Thank you Just got a suit on too. Oh take wait. Who's with hey, you want to promo stool streams real quick?

That one yeah, yeah, it's fucking easy What's up promo promo stool streams? What's coming up? Love the rule never even came up with the rule, but just that you have to your ass has the time Alright spin it. God damn it. Mm-hmm, well deserved. Yeah. I mean, you go four for four on M&Ms or whatever you want. Magic tongue. Isn't that right, Shay? Real ones know. God damn it sir. Titus

Let's go one time job brandon damn it job for it Will be big cat TJ and yeah, Danny. I'm wearing rain boots. Oh Really I was so smart Connor Griffin ever gone with yeah every time every single time KB happy for you as a friend. I'm so happy. I'm happy for everybody. It's landed on I'm really really happy That's huge for you Goddamnit damn it damn it You were just happy to say B. You be happy for this big cat Danny and TJ Damn it

They cannot see in the finals brother. Yeah, it's out goes. It's our time. Sometimes. It's our time. It's every time. It's every time. Oh man. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Connor.

Yeah, it's gonna be you. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yep. I don't have to piss myself.

That means it's a good day. Good day. I do have to piss so I would have just ended up wearing perfect pants for it. You would have shown so much piss. So much piss. So much piss. Two on me. I don't feel comfortable. Get there. Get there. That's so huge. Wow. I can't flow a three one lead.

That's so huge. I can't flow a three one lead. We're so close. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't all I can't blow a 3-1 lead!

Can't blow a 3-1 lead! Worst lead on the wheel. Please don't blow a 3-1 lead! No, I'm gonna blow a 3-1 lead! No! Fuck! That's impossible! This is a big one, this is a big one, you gotta put him away now.

I can't go to a game 7, I can't go to a game Can't go to a game seven Stop stop yes, okay? poor Connor We make him go out dinner with white socks Dave, and then he gets wet oh Where is he he's probably like he's behind he's a few seconds behind. He's gonna figure it out Yeah, I have to get rid of puffin shirt Stool streams up next little streams. Yeah, be a good one for football paper football Connor Streams, yep. Should be a good one.

Paper football. Paper football. Connor! Connor! Oh. Don't get wet, Connor. He's gonna run. Oh, there he goes.

Look at his pants to shirt ratio. Look at that. It looks like his torso goes all the way down to the bottom of the shirt. Where are his knees? Where are your knees? He should be playing sax on Tatooine in the cantina. Where are them knees?

There's two areas that I think could be the knees. You're right. There's a top and a bottom. His pocket is also three feet down his leg. The gene length is like sixteen What's the knee? I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. He's hard to look at. Yeah, it's a big work sponsored thing. Playing football. It's a pretty big deal. They asked me if I could carry the show. I don't have an ass either, but where? Sorry to Connor. I don't have an ass either, but where? Stay tuned in stool streams will start right away Right away. This is the longest text message of all time. His phone is not his phone is in his hand

So what's in his pockets? We always try to figure that out, and it's it's I think it's everything a wah-wah hoagie I don't think there's an apartment to put his stuff, so it's just every day What was the one time it was like a mystery what he had in his pocket one time? It was a backpack You know where he had nowhere else to put it TJ do the other shot is that his knee oh he's wet is that his pocket full I think that's his pocket. It's impossible everybody knew mince has fucked up jeans That puffin is soaked

Alright have a seat Connor. You're so wet Connor. Yeah, actually yeah. Yeah sit there. Alright good payoff, okay? And I see you're funny all right Alright. It's a yak Yes, time to talk shop and do a Yankee swap It's a yak It's a yak