The Yak - Cheah's Dinner Last Night Will HAUNT You | The Yak 2-8-24

Episode Date: February 8, 2024

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I think we should do a really good slow clap. Like a full count, bottom of the ninth, to get us going. That was way too fast. Way too fast. That's a one person, and then a second person, and then a third person. Brandon, you lead us. All right. Y'all ready?

No, no, no. Everyone can join right away, but you have to start slow. All right. I'm in the middle. All right. Oh, that felt good. There's nothing better than getting to this part. When the cheeks are slapping. I got to be honest, that wore me out.

And then the batter calls timeout. Let's do it again. It's a foul ball. What's up, boys? How's everyone feeling? Yeah. Yeah. You guys are feeling low E?

I feel good E. I feel like my E is all right. I'm low. I have decent E. Let me get some of that E. You want some E? I could use some E right now. I had too many pumptinis at the Vanderpump Bar.

I'm not even joking. No, he was going crazy on the pumptinis. I was going, if you guys saw me off the pumptinis last night, I'm sorry. Well, you ate the fruit, too. You're not supposed to. I did. I had four pumptinis, and they were trying to cut me off. No way.

I got thrown out of the Vanderpump. I don't think I've ever seen any four Pumptinis. No man really has ever. Yeah. No living man. You guys all went out to dinner last night. Yeah, we did. Oh, yeah.

So it was you three, your significant others, and Jeff D. Lowe and his significant other? Yeah, Roan. Roan. Wait, Roan went? Let's just say you guys are winning trivia. Yeah, no, Jeff's girl wasn't there. It was Jeff's significant other. I love that.

You guys are winning trivia. They need to tell them who had a company card. Yeah, I asked KB for, like, who was, because every time you go to dinner with eight people, if you go to dinner with more than eight people, there's, you know, there's one side of the table talking the other side. You can't really all be a cohesive unit. I feel like eight is about the max. It was a perfect number, but there was about eight minutes of shuffling so everyone could sit in an equitable and, you know, talkable place. Okay.

But who was the MVP? Who carried the conversation? Brown. No. Kyle? Let's MVP? Who carried the conversation? Rome. Kyle? Let's go! Kyle was calorie champ. Kyle was top eater. You've been top eater twice this week. That's what he said! Brandon's trying to challenge me. I just don't know

that you were top eater last night. I was right beside you. I ate all the crab cakes. I had a bisque. You didn't have bisque. I had lobster tail. I got all the crab cakes. I had half the crab cakes. I had bisque. You didn't have bisque. I had lobster tail. I had all the crab cakes. I had half the crab cakes. I had half the crab cakes on our end. And I had the seafood tower. I had...

I didn't have as much calamari. I didn't like it. You just... Can someone be top eater? Okay, you can have top eater. Yeah, but no. But can someone be top eater if they get the Chilean sea bass and everybody else got steak? Ran back to Chilean.

And everybody else got steak and he got bass. What do you mean? Because Brandon also did lobster bisque. Oh, that's heavy. That's like being a buttery. That's like doing the decathlon and being really fast and also throwing the shot put really far. And Brandon had alcohol. You didn't.

That's caloric. That's way more appetite. My mode was a saltwater aquarium at 4 a.m. What were you thinking, Brandon? He had a flask of Pumptini. And a glass of red wine. Really nice. Got me the right one.

Nick, you said to me that D-Lo is a big menu guy, and I nodded along like, yeah, everybody knows that. We all know what menu guys are. We all know what it's like. Going to Outback with Jeff D-Lo. Going to Outback with Jeff D-Lo is the best, but anywhere he goes, he will not even look at the menu and he'll order. Oh, really? What?

That's not a menu guy. He's already memorized the menu? He's the menu. He's a menu guy. Uh-oh. You make the wildest request. I consider myself a big menu guy, but it's in a different way where it's like if we go out all together,

it's like you want me to handle the appetizers and I get them all. Yeah. He orders off menu. He said he was dubbed the first person, second person to ever ask for a Pepsi Zero. What? Who was the first? That's what the server said. Taft.

Taft. He said he's, yeah. Holy shit. They brought out the dessert menu, which was large, and he was like, you don't have a hot fudge sundae, do you? The guy was like, no. Yes, for a side of hot fudge. What? That's right, you did. Wait, does he order off the menu in that, like, everyone knows when you go out to dinner, the waiter says, here are the specials. I never

listen to them. They're usually really good, but I, like, don't have the ability to, like, listen in that moment because I'm reading the menu. Does he order that, or does he order, like, truly off menu? Truly off menu. They didn't have hot fudge. There's a few things that he asked for. What a wild boy. Prawns. Prongs. I don't know.

Jeff is the best to go to a restaurant. Him and Roan both take charge. I sat back. Who paid? Roan. No, Barstool paid. Oh, nice. I won Rocks, Papers, Scissors, Shoot for my dinner last night. What was your dinner?

I went to Carbone for the first time. Did you get the spicy rigatoni? We played Rocks, Papers, Scissors, Shoot at the end. How'd you do? I won 2-0. Very nice. A thrill. Did you get the spicy rigatoni? Yes. How was it? A lot of people say it's overrated, but I thought it was great. Yeah. A thrill. Did you get the spicy rigatoni? Yes. How was it? Was it great?

So a lot of people say it's overrated, but I thought it was great. I thought it was great. The Bill Parmesan was great. Yeah? Yeah. Great dinner. Rowan wouldn't tell us how much the bill was, and he was like, but it is a year. That hasn't happened.

They were trying to figure out. No. It hasn't happened yet. And he said it's a bad year. No, it was in the past. Well, that's good. You guys all had fun. Titus, you went to a party. I he said, it's a bad year. No, it was in the past. Well, that's good you guys all had fun. Titus, you went to a party?

I had steak, too. Yeah. I went to a media. Did you rub elbows with anyone? Yeah, but no one. I don't know. It's just a bunch of media types. Yeah. A bunch of media dork types.

I saw it. I threw him in the bathroom. Brandon, you're like the media types, do you? Did you? Yeah, not at all. What was he doing? He was washing his hands

for way too long. Pause. He said, what's up, Tony? He said, hey. He's not someone I would be like,

hey, you want to come on the podcast? We've talked so much shit about you. He also had a weird backpack. Yeah.

He had a backpack at the party? No. I think he was playing like, I don't know. Was it like a free, like you go to the parties when you get a bunch of free stuff that they give rich people? No, it was like a leather backpack for a woman. Oh.

He was holding it for somebody? No, it was on his shoulders. He was wearing a coach backpack? Jeff D. Lowe saw Drew Brees. He saw Drew Brees in the NFL shop buying Saints merchandise. Oh, that's sick. He should have some. He should already have. He just forgot. Maybe he forgot his Saints

merchandise or he lost his luggage. Do you think they made him buy it? Maybe he's buying Drew Brees jerseys to be like, look, see, I'm still relevant. Yeah. They're sold out in the store. No Drew Brees jerseys here? That's probably what he's doing. Yeah. But that's what he was doing. Was it a hat?

Was it a Saints hat or something like that? I don't know what it was. He's like buying his own daughter's Girl Scout. He was buying Saints gear. Yeah. And then Che is the weirdest person alive. Everyone else had regular nights. Yeah.

Can we see the buffet thread first? Oh, no. I'll never own a buffet. No, Eddie is a clown. I did not see the buffet, so you're going to get instant first? Oh, no. I'll never own a buffet. No, Eddie is a clam. I did not see the buffet, so you're going to get instant reaction. I wanted to go to buffet. I had an invite to the Jeff D'Lo dinner, and I said, I've got to go to buffet tonight. This is my last night I can have a buffet.

We had a wonderful night of conversation. I see you guys all the time. I see you guys all the time. But you chose the buffet. I chose the buffet. Okay. That's so loud. I'm going to absolutely dominate the Las Vegas buffet today.

Here's what I'm eating at Bacchanal, one of the top buffets in Las Vegas. Buffet at Caesars. Thread. Here we go. Plate one. No, just show it. Don't show it. Okay, yeah, I don't even want to read this.

Oh! Ew! What are you talking about? What? Ew! You put that together? Yeah. That looks like roadkill.

I started, I did a sweep, and then... You did a scouting mission? You came back with that? I'm going to be honest. I don't know if it's genetic, but anytime I see an Asian food or Asian salad, I get that. They just know my taste. But then you got a side taco. Yeah, I was walking back, and had like a surf and turf taco.

And I was like, I don't even know what food that is. I don't either. That's the worst. I see one wing. That's the least appetizing plate I've ever seen in my life. All right, so we got a. Like, does everything have a bone in it? Look at that.

This is decomposing, Steven. So that is. It's a muskrat. That looks like when you unwrap a mummy. It's like one of those pictures where nothing is something. That's King Tut. That's Tut. What is that? looks like when you unwrap a mummy. It's like one of those pictures where nothing is something. That's King Tut. What is that? You even got a plate of Tut's foot.

You got a plate of Tut's foot. Yeah, you were on cloud nine. So it is a... I know you voided every micrometer of your bow. That is a Thai curry blue crab. And I'm not generally a big seafood guy with the shell on it, but it's like...

What about that made it appealing? Thai curry. But also, the issue is like, I don't like having a plate where I don't know where the bones are.

Right. There's so many things that could have bones. I don't know where one food ends and the other one... Yeah. Like the green beans

could have bones. I don't know. How much did you pay for this, Jay? All in, including tip, 100 bucks. Okay. There's a lot more for this, Jay? All in, including tip, 100 bucks. Okay.

There's a lot more than that. Okay, so far, you're getting an F minus. No, this is good. Hey, Curry! So we got like a beef, like an Asian beef steak. No, I don't care.

I've already decided it's all about roasted duck. I can't. You don't even know what it is. No, I don't need to know what it is. Roasted duck?

Korean winged touch foot? What is that? What is that gray? Roasted duck. It's upside down. That's a smoker's lung. It's upside down. It's upside down.

Okay. Very good. A little bit of sushi. A little bit of sushi. It's probably delicious. It was very good. I'm sure it was. A little more classic. A little, fire. A little more classic.

Better. A little bit better. A little more classic. What's the American side? What's that on the top? Yeah, the top is just like... Is that greens? So it's like a mushroom...

That's black loam. That's matter. That's bile. Yeah. It's like a mushroom. Oh, this matter looks good. He threw up from the first plate and put it up there on top.

Okay, how'd you eat that one? It's what the tiny dinosaur spit out in Jurassic Park. You look at a prime rib tutorial on YouTube? Okay. Very good, very good, very good plate. This was a very filling plate, though. So we started feeling better. You've gone to D+. Better.

Okay. What the fuck? What is this? B-gang. A medley of organ. You described this by saying you don't like seafood. That's a cross-section of a health book. I'm not a big seafood or lobster guy,

but they had the lobster claws there and they were already cracked, so I was like, all right, let me try a couple of these. That's what the draw is in the buffet. People go get the king crab legs and the lobster, all that shit. So it's like, all right, let me try a little bit of that. And then this is just a complete mess of a plate. So Italian section, Eddie and Clem were raving about the risotto balls, so I got those.

I saw the mini gyro, so I got that. They had grape leaves, so I was like, I like those. Gyro? Gyro? Gyro? Gyro is fun. Grape leaves and seafood. And then they had grape leaves so i was like i like those gyro hero yeah whatever gyro gyro grape leaves and seafood and then they had a little uh some beets so you might be the first person in history to have all those foods on one plate oh yes yeah you made history ever okay and then what about was that it uh one more dessert's the best plate dessert was the best plate well you can't fuck up because you drizzledzzled, but it doesn't necessarily look good, though.

This doesn't look good? It's because you drizzled chocolate across it that makes it cohesive, but I can't tell what it is. I think it's too wet. No ice cream? What's on the left? No ice cream. What that is?

Bananas Foster, right? It's Bananas Foster crepe with a lot of whipped cream, just like the perfect amount of whipped cream, and then Nutella over the top. Did somebody drizzle that for you, or did you drizzle that? Someone, a professional. Now, I have a very important question for you. This tells me what type of

buffet, if you're a professional buffet eater or not, did you have anything while standing up? Good question. I did not. I did have one thing that wasn't pictured. Every time I go to a buffet, yeah, I'll do a couple slices of pizza while I'm standing up.

Oh, wow. Walking around. Yeah, yeah. I'll eat off the plate as I'm walking. I will go through the buffet, and I will specifically take a few things that I know are not going to make it back to my seat. And you just do it, and then you keep filling up your plate. Okay, so you replace the void on the plate. Correct.

Correct. I'm fundamentally against that style of buffet. I think that there's two kinds of buffets that really work, and I think it's breakfast buffets and all Asian buffets. And here's some of the reasons why. I don't think that there's any cohesion in anything that you built. I think when you go to any normal restaurant,

they're plating things intentionally for the flavors to go together instead of just everything being slapped together. Further, there's no ambiance in a gold rush for the high-value protein items that happens at every Vegas buffet, where you're just

rushing to get crab legs, rushing to get lobster, rushing to get some meat carving station. I don't like the feel of that. I don't like the feel of that i don't like the look of it i don't like feeling like i'm hurting to just like rush to the go off you're under gordon randy shit right now yes i absolutely fucking i i don't like vegas buffets at all i think it's wrong so too many options is a problem i think it's an abomination yeah thank you so i was a little bit worried about this um the for eddie had been to this place and i was like i want to go to a buffet and he knew a

spot so i was like all right let's do that i want to get a top i've been to a couple of vegas buffets but this one was uh known so i was like all right let me try that i immediately dinged it the ambience in the restaurant was poor like it was a it's a buffet well i mean it's like it's a big like what are you talking about i mean there's like a hundred dollar buffet so like the there's in the restaurant was poor. It's a buffet. It's a buffet. What are you talking about? There's a $100 buffet. There's no buffet with ambiance. It's the wild, wild west of a restaurant.

It's $100 because you can eat as much as you want. The food quality is very good, but the overall feel of the restaurant. A buffet ambiance. I thought it was going to be a fancy restaurant. No, a buffet ambiance. The thought it was going to be like a fancy restaurant. No, a buffet ambiance. The food is sitting in a trough. Yeah.

The ambiance of a buffet is how many people are fatter than you to make you feel better. You don't eat at a buffet. You don't eat at a buffet. You feed. Yeah.

That's true. Yeah, there were some big boys there. Yeah, no shit, dude. You were with two of them. Yeah. Yeah, there's big boys at the Unlimited Food Market. It's a pig trough. The food quality of all the stations was very good. They had a lot of people working there.

A lot of different selection, but yeah, it's a bit overwhelming and honestly a bit much, but Vegas is known for their buffets. I wanted to go to the best one. Were you top eater at the table? the best one. Were you top eater at the table? Yes. Whoa. You were top eater?

Yes. How was your stomach afterwards? Full. Little tummy troubles, but we pulled power through. Were you sore afterwards? Because I saw what you did next. Craps.

Yeah. I can explain this picture So Stephen said it was taken out of context It is Is this post buffet? I don't really understand Is this post buffet?

And how it could be taken out of context So You have no chips in front of you Can we take a shot at explaining the picture Before you explain the picture? Sure Fingers all the way up in your ass You were walking

Holding her nose. She sounded like a South African soccer game. You were walking through the casino. There was a girl out there who had a massage on her shirt. She said, how did you notice she was a massage lady? She was carrying on this big pillow. And you said, sure, and that's where she put you? Halfway there. So, post buffet, we're at Caesars.

You're adding needless details. I'm explaining, I'm getting killed for this picture. I'm going to explain to you why this picture makes sense. So,

we're at Caesars. It's after the Barstool Radio Show. It's across the street. We eat there. So we're at Caesars. It's after the Barstool radio show. It's across the street. We eat there. So we're going to leave. It's kind of far from this hotel. So I text our great security team, like, hey, can you pick me, Clemenetti, up at Caesars? No problem.

Be there in about 15 minutes. Cool. By the way, just as a side note, our security team was stressed last night because there was a whole bunch of people everywhere. And I specifically said, I was like, Che can take an Uber. I put you in the Uber. Well, I was not made aware of this. Mike was like flying around. He had like people calling him like, we got to get this guy here, this guy here.

And I was like, let me help. And he's like, we got to get Che somewhere. I was like, Uber. That's fair. I was with two other guys, which you didn't know. But fair. So 15 minutes. So we're walking around. It's like, all right,'s fair. I was with two other guys, which you didn't know. But fair. So 15 minutes. So we're walking around.

It's like, all right, let's just play some blackjack. Eddie was going to play. I don't want to play for 15 minutes and leave. So I saw the one with the massage thing. $2 a minute. I was like, oh, so I can do this for as long as I want. So we nailed the context. You saw the one with the massage.

You were not playing a table game getting a massage. I am not alone. That was the context, though. Eddie is at the table with the massage. You were not playing a table game getting a massage. I am not alone. That was the context, though. Eddie is at the table playing blackjack. We know you weren't alone because Eddie tweeted the picture. He went to go to the cashier to cash out. Took a photo of me on the way back because I was, you know. But you weren't playing the table game.

Correct. I was not playing the table game. So the context, it was full context. I wasn't by myself at a table. Eddie tweeted it. But you are by myself at a table. Eddie tweeted it. But you are by yourself at a table. Yeah, you were by yourself at a table for a while. For 90 seconds

when the cashier came back. What tale did the picture not tell? Well, it's not like I'm just at a random table by myself not playing. Yes, you are. Your explanation has done nothing. The only context you gave us is that you were done nothing. The only context you gave us is that you were with Eddie.

The only context you gave us is that you were with Eddie. We took the picture. We know you were with Eddie. Okay. Was she touching you in that? Like, what? How was the massage?

It was fine. It wasn't like the best massage I've ever had. That was elbow? Yeah, it was a former elbow. She was working like mid to upper back. Yeah. Flex Luger, yep.

Did you approach her or did she approach you? She was just out with the massage. The purple pillow is pretty big. Everyone knows the purple pillow is pretty big. So when I guess you were walking through and saw her offering massages and you just said, sure, I'll take one, that was it? No, I said, sign me up. Oh, I didn't say sign me up. Yeah, okay.

Like that? Finger up? Yeah. One, please. Did you say sign me up or one, please? I don't remember. But it was like, oh, my buddy's going to this table. Let's go over here. Not weird. It was a very good move. $2 a minute. How long did you go? 12 minutes.

We played the old clip. I? 12 minutes we played the old clip I think the the Yak account was the old clip of Che at the Super Bowl a couple years ago when he didn't know

how to use a lighter these trips are great because we just get more Che and the more Che I get the less I want to be around him yeah we see him

in real life situations right yeah I'm not familiar with like casino culture are they for people playing table games are they hoping to get a tip from like the win or a chip or something like what what do you mean the masseuses I'm not familiar with casino culture. Are they for people playing table games?

Are they hoping to get a tip from the win or a chip or something? What do you mean? The masseuses. Yeah. I tipped. Okay. Yeah. You have $30 for a $24 massage.

They're really for like, I feel like it's mostly poker players too who are sitting there for hours and hours on end. So Phil Ivey. Not a guy who just had King Tut foot in his tummy's hurting and he doesn't want to play anything, he just wants a massage. Yeah. Just sit down there.

I think that's a very, I think if you see that at a casino, almost no matter what the situation, you should get it. No. It's one hand of blackjack

not even, and you get, you feel more relaxed, you feel in a better mood, helping out working people. Oh, so you're going to show us about the workers of America now? Let us ridicule you. Stimulated small business.

What's the internet saying? Are they on your side? Never. No. Most people. My biggest defender is Nate, which is tough. But I mean, this is a normal. If anyone comes

fine. Yeah. I get a I pay for a perfectly legal non-sexual over the sex. Chill out.

Well there are a lot of like Deshaun Watson replies. It's like relax. But if you were Well we are in a post-Deshaun world

as far as massages go. Yeah. That's true. Che, you're an alien. All right, let's do some ads. Che took me to craps last... Che, I can't disparage Che because he took me to the craps table. He was showing me around.

He was? I don't really... We won some. Che was throwing that thing. Jeff Lowe was throwing that thing. We had a very nice time. Jeff D. Lowe... I've only been here for two days.

Jeff D. Lowe is Vegas. He knows Vegas. He knows all the happenings. He knows all the ins and outs. He knows what casinos are getting renovated. It's awesome to just drive around with him. But he is, and I love Jeff, he is extremely particular. If there's one vibe.

The guy who gets a haircut every week? Week. If there's one little change of energy, he is fully out. You can attest to that. He saw a building on the ride back that he didn't recognize. He made a phone call. It wrecked him. It tore him up.

He said, I've got to know what this is. Why didn't I know about this? Why don't I own this? All right. By the way, MangoRx. The MangoRx people are here. We met them yesterday. Great, great people. Great folk. The Yak is way, MangoRx. The MangoRx people are here. We met them yesterday. Great, great people.

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And how many of us are there? Seven. Okay. So how do we have, TJ? Seven. And how many of us are there? Seven. Okay. So how do we want to do this? I think we spin the wheel, and if your name gets called up, you get to pick. Uh-huh. And then... Is anyone getting slapped today, or are we not doing that?

No, we're not getting slapped. Today was haircuts, right? We're not getting slapped? No one wants to get slapped? We're not going to get slapped? Today was the $7,000 bowl cut extravaganza. Today was haircuts. Yeah, no slaps.

So no one's getting slapped. I would get slapped. We could do haircuts. What about everybody gets a nope-I-do, and you could nullify the nope-I-do if you take a slap? Oh, I like that. I like that a lot. Okay, so we're going to spin the wheel.

You get to pick something, and then anyone can nope I do? Yeah, but you can keep it if you take a slap. So when should we open the boxes, though? When everybody gets a box. Everyone has a box, and then at the end, do we do, like, one steal? One spin for the who swaps. One spin for the steal. Okay.

All right, TJ, let's get some pristine auction items. And we're not revealing. I think we shouldn't reveal when we get the box. Let's do that. Okay. Because that will make it more personal. We'll just sit here and take seven. But once you reveal, can someone know Baidu?

Oh, yes. No. Maybe. Oh, boy. Help. So no one's getting slapped? No. If you know Baidu, if I know Baidu.

Why did you bring a slapping box? Ron, if I know Baidu, you can give it up to me, but then you also get to slap me. And who's slapping? Is it Nick with his broken arm? Is it actually broken? I don't... There's a bum. We're just letting Roan one-tomly replace haircuts with slaps?

Are we going to the doctor? Are we... Nah, I think it's his hairline. Yeah. Okay, let's go. No nope, I do's at the end, we'll spin the wheel for two steals, and if you steal, you have to get slapped. Steals or swaps?

Swaps. Swaps. Yeah, it's a swap. Is there a designated slapper, or is it? No, so at the end, everyone will get one box. At the end, we'll open up all the boxes, and then we'll spin, and there's two people who can steal, so their name will come up. If they want to steal, I can be like, Nick, I want that.

Yes. You then get to slap me, and I get to steal. Okay. Okay. Or if you steal, you have to get slapped. Yeah. To stop the steal? That's where it gets murky.

I want Spider to kind of just... You want to get violent to stop the steal. Yeah. I'll do anything to stop the steal. You can stop the steal with a slap. That's what it is. Yes, you stop the steal with a slap. So if I say, Brandon, I want that,

and you're like, no, I want... This is mine, I then get to slap you. But I don't get to steal. No. But if everybody wants Brandon's item, we could all no-buy do them. Yeah. No, we're not doing no-buy do's. We're not doing no-buy do's. No, you can stop the steal with to steal. No. But if everybody wants Brandon's item, we could all no-buy-do them. Yeah.

No, we're not doing no-buy-do's. We're not doing no-buy-do's. No, you can stop the steal with a slap. Yeah. Stop the steal with a slap. That's easy. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. The only way to stop the steal is violence. Wait. That's right. Shouldn't the stealer be the slapper? We have to get... No, you can stop the steal. You can grab a steal from me.

I slap you. You don't steal. No. I try to steal from you. You're like, no, I want this item, I'm not giving it up. I'll take a slap for it. I get to slap you, you get to keep your item. Okay, so it's steal or slap at that point.

Yeah. All right, okay, okay. We'll do three steal or slaps. Three steal or slaps? Three steal or slaps. Okay, if you get stolen, what happens then? The stamps come out? That person now have, how do you get an item?

It's a swap, it's a swap. Swap, swap, swap. Swap, swap, swap. Swap or slap? Swap or slap. Swap or slap. Okay. All right. I just want an item.

TJ. We all will end up with an item. We all will end up with an item. Okay. Maybe one of us went up with two. Nope, I did. Okay. Ready, TJ?

Thanks to Pristine Auctions. I'm very excited about this. I'm sure they saw this going down this way. All right. There's some good items in there. I have a... Do we know what these all are?...the items. I'm very excited about this. I'm sure they saw this going down this way. All right. There's some good items in there. Do we know what these all are? I haven't looked at the items. I know them.

Wait, we haven't looked at the items? Yeah. I don't know which box would have them. Are they good items? There's some good items. Ooh. Really good items. How big are they?

There's some big ones, some small ones, some medium-sized ones. They might necessitate an extra carry-on. You're on your three little bear shit. Does that clear it up for you, Rone? Some are just right. This item's too hot. Okay.

Ready, TJ? Well, Titus is just touching the boxes. Classic Titus. That was such a fucking, like, tattletale move. Titus is touching the box. Mr. Dan. Please,us is touching the box. Mr. Dan. Please, Titus touched the box. All right, here we go, Roni.

So do I get to touch it right now? What are you drinking? I don't know. It's like always sunny, the soda wine. So what do I get to touch? Big box. Anything you touch is yours. But do I get to touch? Big box Anything you touch Is yours But do I get to shake things

That Can I pre-shake? Or is it It's just visual If you touch anything You can shake Yeah why not I don't care

I want this one Fuck You might as well Open it right now Should I? Yeah because that would That would be fun To see what you got

Well that's about the size of what? Small box So my thinking was A Goblet of Fire novel? Yeah Signed by Neville Longbottom? Oh my god That would be a fucking dream

My thinking was I want something that I can take home Because over our holiday episode I was not able to take home the fire pit That eventually became mine. So I want something that... What is it? What is it?

No way! How about them fucking... Cowboys? Oh, that's perfect for you! Yeah! Loaded cowboy fan. Throw it on. It's a Dion.

Dion. Oh, wow. Oh, that makes sense a Dion. Dion. Oh, wow. Oh, that makes sense. Sign Dion? Sign Dion? Oh, wow. Wow. That's actually sick.

God damn. That's sick. Wait a minute. This is tough. That is actually sick. This is actually kind of fire. Hold on. Let me get a picture of you.

All right. That's amazing. Wait. Okay. This is better than I thought. Yeah, no. There's some good shit in here. Damn, bro.

Wait, but I know Dion. I probably could get him to sign something. But you don't have to because you already I thought. Yeah, I know. There's some good shit in here. Damn, Roan. Wait, but I know Dion. I probably could get him to sign something. But you don't have to because you already have him. Yeah, wait. You were on a podcast with him. Do you have his phone number? Just present that to him. Oh, a double sign?

Yeah, a double sign. Oh, my God. Wait, do you think anyone has a double sign Dion? That would be extremely rare. Wait, this was a come up. Sign twice. All right. Nice pick, Roan. Great pick. No one is, this was a come up. Signed twice. All right. Nice pick, Roan.

Great pick. No one is getting this from me. Okay. I will take slap for this. You are, don't you? Next one. It would look really nice. That was a good item.

What a great, oh, man. That's a good come up. Oh. Che. Che. Che. All right, Che. Che. Che. All right, Che. Big box.

Big box. Big box. Che. Big box. Big box Che. Big box Che. Big box Che. Never been scared of a big box.

True, true, true. Dive in tongue first. Boo. Boo. Boo. I don't know what these things like. They're not clear. Boo. This is very light.

No, no, put it back, put it back. Put it back. That might be awesome. Ooh, a football. Oh. Signed by? Oh, yeah, yeah. Pull it out.

Don't read it. I want to see if you can figure out the signature without reading it. Ooh. Ooh, a football. Who do we think it's signed by, Che? Ooh. Is this Erlacher? That is Brian Erlacher. Wow.

Signed football. That's a good gift. I want it to land on me. That's a good gift. Holy shit. All right, football. All right, football. He's just going to use it as a... Yeah, yeah. For a catch? Yeah. That right, football. All right, football. He's just going to use it as a fork.

Yeah, yeah. You want to go for a catch? Yeah. That was very nice. Okay. Just going to carry that around. We're two for two on good items. Yeah.

Like a high school running back that has fumble problems and has to carry it from class to class. Hall of Famer. Probably. Yeah, as far as memorabilia goes, yeah. As far as what? Memorabilia? Yeah, but like a non-memorabilia item?

What would be a non-memorabilia item? Actually, no. I have a Rondé Barber is my favorite player game-issued jersey. Cool, cool, cool, cool. This is great. Okay. I also have bad news. What? Fat Bev just got traded to the Milwaukee Bucks.

No! That might be good. Wait, we know a city that's close to Chicago. Yeah, Roan, you gotta move! Oh, yes! I have more bad news. I'm not moving to Milwaukee. No, you don't have to!

We're in Chicago! Milwaukee's just a suburb of Chicago. It's 90 minutes. It's closer for Brandon to go to a Brewers game than a Cubs game. Ron, it's 90 minutes. It's closer than New York to Philly. It's closer than New York to Philly. It's wonderful. 94 straight shots.

Wow. Damn time. Oh, man, Ron. I'm so excited. This is huge. Ron's moving. That's a good move for the team. Wow.

That's great for the ring chasing, too, right? Yeah, it goes to a team that has a chance. All right, Roan, live reaction. This has now happened to you two Super Bowls in a row. Last year was the Jazz. Magic, right? Magic. And then buyout.

How long is the lease on that house that you guys have in Philly for content? No. This is bad for you?illy for content. No. This is bad for you. Damn, man. No, this just fucked up everything. No, dude, it's fine. Literally, it's 90 minutes to Milwaukee.

Oh, yeah, and you were a Sixers fan. And now... Oh, this actually sucks so bad. This sucks really bad for Roan. I'm so sorry, Roan. No. Why don't you just spend the rest of the basketball season in Chicago? Yeah. It would be smart. You don't have to

move from New York. You think it's because you introduced the slap thing? No. No. Hey! No. Brennan, how... Bren Brandon, from your house. 42 minutes. 42 minutes? Oh.

That's actually quicker than Brooklyn to New York office. It's one turn. That's all you got to do. One turn. It's one turn. The five serve is right off the interstate. It's so easy. No.

Give him time to think about it. Let him sleep on it. I got an extra room. We're good. We're good. We're good. Just spend basketball season. You can stay at my house. I have a hoop.

Doc Rivers. No. Pat Bev, good practice there. Oh, no. Get to know Doc Rivers? Oh, he's playing for Doc Rivers. Oh, you love Doc Rivers. I'm going to beat Daryl Morey's ass.

Official statement. This sucks because I talked to Roan the other day, and I was like, there's no way Pat Bev's going to get traded. And he's like, nah, Mo Bamba will get traded. He told me that last night. Yeah. I'm beating Daryl Morey's ass. Pat Bev FaceTimed you last night and said, hey, man, I'm getting traded.

And then he said, psych. But didn't he tell you? But Roan, Roan, Roan, Roan, let's do positives real quick. One, you get to move to Chicago. Two. I'm going to beat Daryl Morey's ass. Two, Roan, Roan. Two, the Sixers were never going to do anything without Embiid.

The Bucs could easily win the NBA title. You could win a ring, Roan. Like, you could be involved in a big playoff run. With Doc Rivers? Yeah. I'm beating Daryl Morey's ass. You really should fly

out of O'Hare. There's way better options. And then if you're flying out of O'Hare... Are you just coming back with us tomorrow? Milwaukee's also a quiet, great little airport. Listen, Milwaukee's a great city, but he wants to be in the mix. But we have shoots all weekend. Oh, my. We don't have shoots anymore. In Milwaukee?

But you guess what? We have empty studios in the Barstool office in Chicago. So many, yeah. So many. We'll fucking... I'll have Paige make you a studio by Monday. Probably get started by the end of the day. End of the day.

No. No, this is good. You want to FaceTime Pat Pev? This is so good for the act I don't know how to console him when I'm so excited Right it's like I know on a personal level this sucks for you But you gotta think about your boys We're happy

Because we will undoubtedly see you more A lot And I mean this really tips the scale in favor of the Chicago versus New York basketball game. Oh, yeah! We just got Pat Bev!

We just got Pat Bev! We just got Pat Bev! No, that game can't happen because it would get too personal with everybody. That game can't happen. We just got Pat Bev at the trade deadline.

Yeah, we did! Hey! You know what, bro? Huge. The two-man game with me and Pat Bev. It's going to be so good. This is awesome.

This is great. This is the best. I'm so happy. It's like a buddy dating a girl that you hate. Now, Roan, can I just... They just broke up. Everyone on the free group is like, oh, thank God. Can I say one thing, Roan?

I know that you're going through right now, but at some point, if you stay this negative, it means you don't like us. So you're going to have to correct this. You guys live in Chicago. You don't live in Milwaukee. No one lives in Milwaukee. 90 minutes, no. It's the same.

It's the same. That's like going to Philly. A faster distance than New York to Philly. Yeah, it is. Brandon lives in New York. Yeah, I live in New York, though. It's not the same distance than New York to Philly. Yeah, it is. Brandon Lewis. Like, you were going from New York to Philly. Yeah, I live in New York, though. It's not the same distance from New York to Milwaukee.

You live in Chicago. I don't. I don't. I hate to break it to you, but you live in Chicago now. You better learn Chicago, buddy. Adam Silver, get ready to learn Chicago, buddy. We got him. He's a free agent after this season, so Sixers hopefully can sign him.

But we got to think about this season. We got to think about right now. Yeah. Bucks might extend him. Imagine him and Doc Rivers together win a ring. Oh, my God. What a story. Yeah. What a story. You're Rivers together win a ring. Oh, my God. What a story. Yeah.

What a story. You're going to win a ring, Ron. And we'll all go to the games with you. Oh, we'll go to all the games. You can get Giannis on the show. We'll go to all of them. If I serve? What a stadium.

I'm a Sixers fan. Right. Not anymore. No. They might still have an away game there. That's true. Yeah, that's true. Like, maybe the fourth.

No. It would be the first game because they would be the box of a higher seed. If you guys sneak in. Oh, I'm talking regular season. Oh, yeah. Oh, they do have a game there. This is great. This is great. This is great for us.

I'm so happy for us. Yeah. We've had that empty seat on the yak for so long. I'm so happy for us. What a day. Good for us. Man. How did you find out?

via text message. Was there an emoji? Was there an emoji? Who texted you? There's no emoji. Oh. Just a random. Okay.

March 14th. Sixers at Bucks. Wow. Bucks at Sixers, February 25th. Just before the Ides of March. Wow. That's Pi Day. Ides of March is also Pi Day?

No, 3-14 is Pi Day. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. You guys could probably get Thanasis and Tantacupa on your pod. Oh, my goodness. You didn't think about that. Thanasis. You didn't think about Thanasis.

Not one time did you think about Thanasis. There we go. We don't want Thanasis on the Chicago team, by the way. Just for the record. We'll keep Big T. We don't need him. We'll keep Big T. We don't need Thanasis.

Okay, KB already got Nick. He's like brother hire. Have him on the pod. We don't need him on the Chicago team. Well, we can go back to the auction. Yeah. Let's go back to the auction. I hope there's a Pat Bev.

Man, this is the best day of my life. And I have three children. Do you think Pat Bev would play on a Friday run? Oh, for sure. Of course. Of course. This is great for everybody. Everyone.

Everybody wins. I'm telling you, there's going to be a point in the next ten minutes where I'm going to start getting my feelings hurt. Yeah. What? I'll pitch in for his rent. You can,

you keep your Brooklyn apartment. We all throw in for your rent. Yeah. You can stay in my house. Yes. Or Mook's. You pick. You can,

yeah, yeah, student Mook. I don't think he wants to fuck with us. I don't think he does. I don't think he fucks with us at all. Yeah, let's just kind of. Yeah, you don't the nuke. I don't think he fucks with us. I don't think he fucks with us at all. Yeah, you don't fuck with us at all. At least you got a Cowboys jersey, champ.

All right, let's go back to the auction. Yeah! Just sit in a minute. Do you make any calls, Ron? This really picked my day up. Oh, let's go back to the auction. Yeah. Just sit in a minute. Do you make any calls, Ron? This really picked my day up. Oh, it's incredible. I was low energy, and now I'm like full tank. How's Sass going to take the news?

He has to move. Yeah. No. Yeah. That's another big bonus. Yeah, he's going to have to. He might start for them. Malik Beasley's are starting too.

No. All right, let's all Alright, here we go. Spin the wheel. Man. Alright, I'm up. Big box cat? Big box cat. I hope there's some Pat Bev merch in here.

Oh yeah. That'd be worth the big box. Sixers merch? a collector's item. Oh. Trying to rattle a ball. He's picked his main selection. Oh! Uh-oh.

Ooh. What is that? Boxing glove? Mike Tyson signed boxing glove. Whoa! Mike Tyson, you're fucking shit. Oh, my God. Yes.

Wow. What? This is sick. And he is a great guy. Unbelievable. That Mike Tyson. This is sick. And he is a great guy. Unbelievable. That Mike Tyson. Wow. All right.

That is... Yeah, that's... Ron, do you want to just punch yourself in the face? Are you conscious of this? I'll let you use it. Thank you. This is cool. Yeah.

Wow. Mike Tyson. Look at that signature. That Mike looks too... That Mike looks too... Compare that to your signature on the Mike Tyson punch-out thing you have. Oh, God, you're right. I would love to see...

As long as you can say it right now, if anyone tries to steal this, it's not a slap, it's a punch. With the glove. In the face. Well, you can't just change the rules. Stomach. Yes, stomach. Okay.

All right. Who's up next? Man, I wish Roan was here for this. The thing is, he'll be here from now on Hey Titus You can say a lot of things about me Uh-oh But one thing you cannot say

Is that I'm scared of the big box Let's go, big box Titus They call him big box Titus for a reason Oh yeah, and this is the reason This one's gonna be incredible My God. We're all having a ton of fun. Yeah, we really are.

This doesn't get any better than this. Fuck. Oh. Big Ed, do you have Pat Bass number? I might actually. I do. I don't want to call him. That would be mean, because he's probably not.

Oh, he actually got traded, yeah. But he did get traded to a better team. Yeah, he did. Yeah. All right, what do we got here? Oh. A lot of wrap. It's a framed picture.

This looks to be a basketball something or other. You love basketball, do you? Yeah. You're the basketball guy. All his life. Should we give this bubble wrap to Roan for when he's packing his place? Yeah. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, I know. I know why you're saying oh, no. Why is he saying oh, no? I know why he's saying oh, no. I'm going to avert your eyes. I know why he's saying oh, no. Fuck. Wow.

Oh, my God. Oh, what? Yeah. Oh. Oh. Wow. It is Kobe Bryant and Philadelphia Sixers legend. Rowan, that would be great in your Chicago apartment.

Look at that. You love AI. Did AI ever get traded for the Bucs? No, he never did. Never did. Never did. Oh, sorry, Ron, by the way. As I was opening this, I spilled your drink.

Oh, no. That's a great item. Get ready to learn Chicago, buddy. Four for four. Roni, they are so close together. Chicago, Milwaukee. It's crazy, dude. It's incredible for four. Brody, they are so close together, Chicago, Milwaukee. It's crazy, dude. It's incredible.

Yeah. Dude, that is awesome. That's sick. Yeah. That's great for your studio. To be honest, I don't even like the Sixers, but I love basketball, so I love. And you don't know any Sixers fans. You only know Bucs fans.

Yeah, exactly. Oh, wow. Yeah. Could give it to Connor Griffin, I guess. I don't know. When's the next show? Uh-huh. It's now getting to the point where I actually feel bad. Yeah, it's significantly changed his life. He's a Sixers fan, so that does

suck a lot. His world was rocked. It's two Superers fan, so that does suck a lot. No, his world was rocked. Yeah. Two Super Bowls in a row. Wow. Did you text with Pat? No. What are you doing?

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They're like a cherry limeade, I think, and orange. Very good. Give me my toy. Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. What could it be? It's a helmet. Oh. Oh.

Seahawks helmet. DK Metcalf. This is a DK Metcalf signed Seahawks helmet. Oh, my God. Very cool. That also, like, that color scheme goes great in the anus. Oh, my God. Studio? This is the best day.

Yeah, that is. You can take a helmet if you want. Oh, wow. That's awesome. Dude, pristine auctions rocks. That's incredible. Oh, can't. Yeah.

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Everyone's happy. Everyone's happy. Okay, TJ. What a day. All right. Brandon. All right, Brandon. All right, Brandon.

Big box Brandon. Big box Brandon. I'm going to check a big box. Big box Brandon. All right, Brandon. All right, Brandon. Big box Brandon. Big box Brandon. I'm going to check a big box. Big box Brandon. Do it, Brandon. Do it. Big box Brandon. Big box Brandon.

Big box Brandon. Big box Brandon. All right. There we go. All right. All right, so we're going to do two Steeler slaps? Yeah. Whoa.

So is that a photo, you think? I kind of wanted a photo. You wanted a photo? Pizza box? I know what that is. Brandon's not going to like it. What? Oh, sorry.

Okay. It's not like one of us collects a bunch of sports memorabilia. And you're the only one that doesn't get sports memorabilia? Well, I don't know. I don't know if it's... Memorabilia, yes it is. It is memorabilia. Yeah, no, I'm sure it's awesome.

Everything's been awesome. Sports, no. Brandon's not memorabilia. Yeah, no, I'm sure it's awesome. Everything's been awesome. Sports, no. Brandon's not the sports guy. Yeah, you're not the sports guy. Big into Manteca. Yeah. Here we go. All right.

Manteca. Oh. Oh! Hey! Yep. Yep. What is it, Brandon? Hell no.

Is this the one? You said there was one. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up, brother man. Brandon's a big Sports River Bailiff fan. I spend every weekend, every single weekend. Open it up. Ty, come on.

What is it? Let the people know. I mean Dude That's cool That's cool That's sick I hope

I hope we trade Brandon I'll take it from you You're kind of excited I mean this is Jesus man They gotta keep it safe. Yeah.

All right, here we go. All right, the big reveal for the audience at home. It is... Wow. A signed Taylor Swift. Whoa. Midnight's record. Let me get a picture of this for the big sports memorabilia guy.

Wow. Incredible. Signed Taylor Swift. I mean, that is remarkable. Not sports, but it's pretty damn awesome. Is she in sports? She's in the Super Bowl. She's the only person playing.

That's what I'll say. I got the Taylor Swift. Alright. Yay! That's a really good Super Bowl. It probably. Sell that to a teen girl. Yeah, and I will. You know how loaded teen girls are.

Yeah. Well. Kyle. Let us know. I think I got a helmet. There's another helmet. Roan's stepping away. We got two helmets, Kyle.

What? Who you got here? Is got two helmets, Kyle. What is that? What is that? Oh, brown sheaves. Sheaves? A coffee brown sheaves. What is this? Oh!

Who is this? I can't make that decision. Travis? Yes, 87? 87? Yeah, Travis Kelsey. Oh, a Travis Kelsey signed helmet. Oh, my God. What would I be? Look at that. Right at the pawn shop.

No way, man. I wore jeans. Oh, man. Look at that. That's great. Oh, it's a salute to service. That's cool. You love the troops, Kyle.

Yes. That's awesome. That's awesome. We all got real, Kyle. Yes. That's awesome. We all got real awesome stuff. Yeah. I feel bad for Ron. Do you feel bad for Ron? No, it sucks. Should Ron come back out here? I don't want to miss the trades.

No, we'll just go and slap him when he needs to be slapped. Yeah, no, that sucks a lot for him. Yeah. Yeah, his whole life may be uprooted. He had such a great situation. I know. The only thing, the actual positive is the Bucs should have a deep run, which would be great for the broadcast.

Right. That is great for the podcast. Yeah. Because the Sixers without Embiid, that was going to be nothing. Yeah. And maybe he gets Giannis on. That would be awesome without Embiid, like, that was going to be nothing. Yeah. And maybe he gets Giannis on. That would be awesome. The Embis.

There's a lot of silver linings. Yeah. And truly, like, I know that we will build him a full studio, and it is closer than I think he realizes. Yeah. He didn't even entertain that at all, though. No. Pat Bev's from Chicago.

Yeah. There are so many other worse options. Way worse. Orlando? Imagine if he went to, like, the Jazz again. Yeah. Yeah. If he went to the Spurs.

This is, like, the second best option. Yeah, the only better option for... Is not being traded, yeah. Well, not being traded is the best option. Being traded to, like, the Knicks would be the second best. Yeah. And then third is probably the Bucs. Yeah.

Like, if you actually have to think about where... Yeah. Third is probably the Bucs. So what were they doing when he was in other cities? They were doing the split screen. Like, they built the same studio. Look at that. Hour and 31.

Hour and 48. Hour and 31. Hour and 48. And it's so breezy. Like, that turnpike in Jersey is awesome. Yeah, no, it's easy. Look, Roan. Roan, Roan, Roan, look.

Just look. Look, watch this. Hour and 48. Hour and 31. Oh. I'm sorry, Roan. Sorry, Roan. Sorry. He'm sorry, Ron. Sorry, Ron. Sorry.

He's got to go. I think he's really mad. Now it's a bummer. No, I think he's... Well, he's not mad at us. We didn't do it. If we're being honest, is the Dion jersey just up for grabs now

because he's not there? Yeah. Yeah. I'll take it. I'll take it, too. All right, let's do two steal or slaps. Starting now, or? Yeah.

So is he spinning two names? No, just one name and then one name. Yeah. So if your name comes up, you can, no, no, no. If your name comes up, you can swap with anyone. Okay. If the person does not want to give up their item, they get slapped. Okay, all right.

Do you have to swap? Two. No. Oh, boy. The slap. He's got tut brain. He's got tut brain. He's got tut brain.

He ate too much tut last night. Oh, why'd you let me have so much tut? I'm never eating tut again our trivia game might be in jeopardy now why Roan mentally is oh shit

imagine if your celebrity guest saved the day though could set the table for something incredible we have the ability to have a celebrity guest that will be the talk of the internet, but

also Liam's dad. He's the backup. He's the backup. Those are the two options. I just want everyone to know I've tried very, very hard. We've tried very, very hard.

It's not Liam's dad because we've been lazy. We have something set up. Hopefully everything works out. Well, he's trying to win the presidency again. I may have said too much. Oh, my God. Trump would probably

crush a trivia because he'd just bully Jeff into being, like, correct. Yeah. All right. Man, I feel bad for Rome. I do, correct. Yeah. All right. Man, I feel bad for Roan. I do, too. Were we wrong to react that way?

Yeah, I wasn't jumping in when you guys were doing it. Oh, fuck you. I wasn't. Run the tape. I thought I was a little bit overboard. Would Roan have done it to one of us? Yes. Yeah.

Correct. That's a great point. He made a little less fun of my dead dog. We were genuinely happy. Yeah, we're happy. We are the big winners of this show. We really genuinely were just going to be fucking awesome. We will see Roan more. Yeah, if he got traded to the

Thunder and we're like, Roan, you're going to love Oklahoma City. We would have been bummed for him. Yeah, that's true. That's a great point. But we weren't. Do I have to swap? You can take a slap. I have to take a slap? You don't have to.

I just asked this morning. The problem with the swap... We demean you for every one of your actions. That's what we do. You have Mike Tyson's club. Yeah, I don't really want to give it up. Then don't. I kind of want the Taylor Swift

in the ANS studio. I want the Taylor Swift. I kind of want it too. I want the Taylor Swift badly. That's what I want. That's the best item. If you want the Taylor Swift. No, I'll stay.

I'll stay. All right. I'll stay. Well, I can't take that. Why not? It's an Ole Miss Well, I can't take that. Why not? It's an Ole Miss player. I can't take that. Oh, isn't he from Star...

Well, then you're going to get slapped, buddy. Okay. DK. It's from Oxford. Spin it again. Oh, yeah. All right, Titus. I want the Taylor Swift thing.

Yeah. Good, I want that. All right, well, we got a deal. Good swap. This is by far, this is more valuable than everything. That's fine, but this is awesome. This entire house combined. I know.

I was just like, I can't even. This is like. How much is that worth? This is like fucking. Maybe like $4 million. By the way, I quit my job, too. Goodbye, everybody. Titus, you got to get a better house. Jesus. You idiot. By the way, I quit my job too Goodbye everybody Titus, you gotta get a better house

Jesus You idiot Good luck getting Kobe Bryant to sign it too That's for everyone finished Oh my god That's incomplete Are we getting this stuff home? Yeah, it's good I don't know

I think we I think they can ship it for us Okay Yeah, yeah Y'all take care of it We can leave it, yeah Oh, man Oh, man. Oh, man.

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They're not your friends. I'm your friend. Like, if you want to talk about anything, like, I never even liked them. Then he went on a end up fucking run. Man. I have to run because I have to do an interview. You guys can yak for a little bit longer?

Going for a little bit longer? Maybe until Roan comes back out? Nobody can go to Shin Lim. I bought the dates for the tickets wrong, so I'm going to have Kyle give them away to somebody. At the Dozen tonight. So somebody's getting free Shin Lim. I bought the dates for the tickets wrong, so I'm going to have Kyle give them away to somebody. Oh. At the Dozen tonight. So somebody's getting free Shin Lim tickets.

Yeah. Which is more valuable than whatever fucking picture you have. Because it's Shin Lim. Big Cat, real quick. TJ, can you pull up that graphic? What do we got? What do we got? We have a graphic.

Yeah. I texted to you. You guys can talk about the first unnamed show. It was a graphic. I texted to you. You guys can talk about the first unnamed show. It was pretty entertaining. I didn't. There was a moment in that show where everyone was just yelling at each other that they were pedophiles. And Whitney was like, we got to stop doing this. Kyle, what did you just do?

Did you go to the restroom? Yeah. I got these in the worst. All right. Oh, let's go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Hold on, hold on.

Yeah. This is how we get free lunches at the office. What? This is covering our lunches. How's this covering our lunches? Ticket sales. This actually is. He's right. So the money that we make off of this is not like an insane amount of money that we, like,

it's like, oh, this is going to be like a big part of our bottom line, but it's enough money that you don't want to just throw it away or like be like, we don't want to get paid. It's the perfect amount of money to start paying for lunches like once or twice a week. I'd like to throw out, Nick, I have repeatedly said I do not want to. Look i have repeatedly said i do look and i said i said i do not want not hard look he sent it to me and i said we should wait to promo just in case he doesn't want to i didn't do you just promote it no i just did it no i said i have a graphic yeah he did just say he had a graphic i i'm not funny enough to host this yes you are brandon you talk to more i host it i'm not funny enough to host this. Yes, you are. Brandon, you talk to more people. I host it. I'm not funny enough either.

You're funny enough. Literally, you go up and say a couple jokes that everyone's going to laugh at because they know you. And then you say, next comedian. Why don't you do with Mark and do like a little live mostly sports? Yeah. I'll do it. I'll do it. But Mark's not allowed on the graphic.

Yeah. Right. Why'd Stefan cough like that? Why'd he cough like that? Why'd he cough like that? I don't know. Someone's lashing out. Someone's lashing out. Yeah.

Don't hurt him. Stefan, man. Stefan, explain yourself. Stefan, why'd you go... You did that. What are you doing? You don't have to do it. I got sent that last night.

Okay. You gotta do it, Brandon. I don't have to do it. No, me too. But it does look pretty cool, doesn't it? It can sent that last night. You gotta do it, Brandon. I don't have to do it. No, me too. But it does look pretty cool, doesn't it? It can't be that hard. Don't you want a picture of you with your name on the billboard? That's fine. Why am I the only person in this company that never

gets an updated picture? No, that was from my first day. That's a good picture. Was it? Yeah. Oh. Moog looks. I just said Moog looks. Ioglux. I just said Mooglux. I completed your thought. No, no pressure.

But I think you and Mark could even do... Just a little Mostly Sports? Mostly Sports, like a 20-minute Mostly Sports. Maybe you could go over some... What day of the week is February 28th? I think it's Wednesday. Can't do it. Can't do it.

I got that thing on Wednesdays. What are you looking at me? Don't you want the pop of the crowd when you walk out? Yeah. And then you can have Mark come out. But I'm going to get that tonight. It'll be a pop, then a boo. I'll ask you trivia questions.

Do whatever you want. That'll never work in front of a live audience. Do whatever you want for 20 minutes. 20 minutes? 10. Okay. All right. What else are we going to yak about?

You'll be fine, Brandon. I'll be fine. Oh, my God, yes. Yeah. But I told you repeatedly not to put me... I know. I got that. But sometimes you need a little push, you know?

Look at me defend. I'm doing it because I know you can. Yeah, Brandon, you're standing... Uh-huh. You're standing on the edge looking over saying should i jump and nick said oh my god lol should i take it down or leave it now it's already on the lab factory site i said for now take it down and look he said mook said he said yes mook's lying i know all right whatever We'll deal with that and then run up to it. I just wanted to get out ahead of it, but I didn't want to forget after the show,

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Those two will be clashing. I think Dave and them have Greg Olson, and Big Cat's team is the only one that has not yet announced. The over-under on Carrot Top. Yes. Those two will be clashing. I think Dave and them have Greg Olson, and Big Cat's team is the only one that has not yet announced. The over-under on Carrot Top points tonight. I think he might be sneaky good. I do too. But is he willing to be good, or will he answer all questions with props? That's what I'm really hoping for.

Yeah, like if he... Give me an example. Or if, Nick said this last night, but if he says, oh, I'm going to use my phone with Fran, and he takes out a gigantic phone. Oh, I have a big call to make. The British guy. Trigger Happy TV.

None of y'all knew what I was talking about. I think I've done this on the show like two years ago, but Trigger Happy TV, a guy, the British guy, would be in like an art museum, and his cell phone would ring, and he'd take it out, it'd be this big, and he would just yell into it. And it was like a prank show? Yeah, it was very funny. That plays. CJ, you know what I'm talking about? Remember that?

No. Okay, super. I'm the only one that watched that. I think it came on Everyday Comedy Central 5 o'clock right before Crank Inc. I know what it is. Yeah, you're aware of it. That's what I said. It plays. It's funny. It would do that. And it was every episode? Was that? I love that. Pretty much every prank was that. Or sometimes it would be

two men, they'd be in a park and there'd be two guys in a squirrel suit fighting. Yeah. Yeah, I love that. Every prank was that. Or sometimes it would be two men and they'd be in a park and there'd be two guys in a squirrel suit fighting. Yeah. Yeah, shit like that. Wasn't... Carrot Top, he better.

He better have props. He's on a stage. He better have props. Apparently, I think he canceled his show. Is it just all props? I think it's a big chest. Props and jokes.

What types of prop jokes? What is a prop joke? I invented a back scratcher for somebody with short arms and it's real fucking long. Yeah. That's damn good. Do you think he's older or younger than you? Care time?

Yeah. Older. Significantly older. Yeah, but it's crazy. I'm going to say he's 52. I'm 44. Up? Older than 52?

He's older than 52? 54. Is he still? No, he's not older than 56 years old. That's not. 60? 58. Scott Thompson.

Yeah, Caritas is a better idea. Widely known for his use of prop comedy. And how much is he worth? $70 million. Oh, that's his body? Yeah. I don't know if he's still like that, but he got to that point. It's not hard.

The youngest son of a NASA engineer. He's kind of fascinating. Mm-hmm. Huh. Yeah. Yeah. He, uh... Yeah, he just does...

He was a straight comedian at first, or he always did the props? I don't know. I don't either. And Gary Vee, what is he just does, he was a straight comedian at first or he always did the props? I don't know. I don't either. And Gary Vee, what is he up to? I don't think he wants to be called Gary Vee. He wants to be Gary Vaynerchuk, right? Right. Okay.

But he branded himself as Gary Vee for so long, I don't know how you changed that. He did. Okay. Is he going to be good? Isn't he a genius? Well, he presents as one, but that doesn't mean... I don't know much about this guy other than when you guys talk about him.

Me either. Little things here and there, but... I'm not really familiar with Gary Vee either. Nor am I, nor am I. So why did you... No, I just... Well, it was... There was a list of people.

I asked for T.J. Watt, Troy Polamalu, Pokey Reese, Jason Derulo. You were going to fly Pokey Reese? I was going to pay out of my own pocket to fly Pokey out here. He said no, or he's just too busy? I didn't know. We don't really have a point of contact for Pokey. Okay. He doesn't reply very timely.

You never got in touch with Calvin Pokey Reese? No. No. Maybe one day. Maybe next dozen. Che, what are you going to eat tonight? I don't know. I will say, at Margaritaville, the nachos looked very good. Oh, my to eat tonight? I don't know. I will say

at Margaritaville, the nachos looked very good. Oh my god. There's probably going to be some green room food. You heard it here first, folks. The nachos looked pretty good. So get there quick before they're gone. He didn't try them.

They looked pretty good. But I'm sure they're going to have some food in the green room. It's probably that. Leave a Yelp review. Oh, I forgot you're on the trivia, too. I always forget you're part of the YAC. Somewhat insulting, but that's fair. I am legitimately worried about Roan tonight.

Yeah. He just... He left? Yeah, he just slipped out the door. Oh, did he leave? Yeah, with his head down. Roan really had the best setup of the entire company. Yeah.

His podcast partner was a player for his favorite team in his favorite city. He got to go there. Which you kind of have to know. But his feet were on the wood. How the NBA works. And Pep has frustrated a lot. And Pep has, he's not a young guy. No.

So it's not like when he got to the Sixers. He's your age exactly, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's not like he got to the Sixers and you're like, all right, so we're set for the next 10 years. Hey, the homie's excited though. The homie's excited.

Oh, Roan just connected to the Bluetooth. What are they excited? Oh. Oh no. Give me some insights into their excitement. Is this on the Yak? Oh, very well. Get to win it.

Get to possibly compete for a championship. Roan's now a direct competitor. Get a championship, bro. Get a fucking ring. Okay, let's go after him. Go get a fucking ring. You know what I mean? Man, I got it.

I don't understand what I'm saying. Well, break it down. What's the relationship with Doc? Why are you so excited about having Doc on your side? Because I know how Doc operates. How does he operate? He goes. I know his message clearer than anybody.

He want to win. Straight up. He want to win. He really want to win. Like, I know, like, I know, I just... I've been in the trenches with Doc. Like, I don't mind. I feel like I don't mind being in the trenches with Doc at all.

At all. Also, he likes this. Yeah. I'm excited. We need to talk. Yeah. All right, we're good. We're good. We're he likes this. Yeah. This is what we need. We need to have that to talk it up. Yeah. All right, we're good. We're good.

We're good. Yeah. Yeah. It makes me feel less bad about taking that Deion jersey. Are you taking that too? I'm taking the Deion jersey, yeah. Take the Mike Tyson jersey. I'm going to.

Okay. Yeah, I'm going to take that. Actually, probably shouldn't have traded the Taylor Swift if I'm being honest. Why? No, that was very dumb. Yeah.

You should have let me slap you across the face. You're not a Taylor Swift fan. I'm not. You hate her. I don't hate Why? No, that was very dumb. Yeah. You should have let me slap you across the face. You're not a Taylor Swift fan. I'm not. You hate her. I don't hate her. No, don't do that. Don't try to...

No, no, no, no. I just... I nothing her. Well, that's bad too. You know the thing about this is that... My daughter would fucking love this.

I will never sell this. I forgot I had a daughter for a second. I forgot I had a 15-year-old daughter. No amount of money could get me to give this up. None. I'llyear-old daughter. No amount of money could get me to give this up. None. I'll give you $750. No amount of money, Brandon. What about a haircut?

Would you pay with follicle? Are we still doing that? That's a great... Yeah, Rome did kind of steamroll haircuts with slaps today. Yeah. We were going to have to make decisions on haircuts. My wife, last night, did give me permission. She gave you the okay? Because when I asked her yesterday,

can I get a bowl cut? She said, no. But I didn't say, can I get a bowl cut for possibly $6,000? Oh, so when you told her.

She didn't know money was involved. Yeah. And she's a money grubbing. She is a bowl digger. She's a terrible person. Very shallow. Much better looking than you.

Much better looking than me, but very shallow. So she's all about the money. So if I got a sacrifice to get her money, we're willing to do it as a team, as Team Walker.

Y'all like my wife? I found her to be extremely friendly, warm, impersonable. She's shockingly not like you. No doubts about your kids' upbringing anymore. Yeah.

Did you before? I just didn't know her. Okay, all right. She's great. Lovely woman. Sweetheart. Speaks a lot of languages. Yeah.

Although her Japanese is rusty. That's what she said. Yeah. Ooh, shoshimo. Was that Japanese? What was that? Shoshimo.

What's that mean? They have like a symbol that you just drag it out I think longer. Shoshimo? What's that mean? They have like a symbol that you just drag it out longer. Shoshomo? Oh, like that. Okay.

Symbol above the L. TJ's got some Japanese. Yeah, he knows how to ask for a foul ball. Yeah. TJ, what is it? From Ichiro. Choto,

buroto, nagate, kudasai. I was going to echo my own headphones. And that was because you went to a Yankee stadium? No, Zach Campbell used to teach people how to say, can I have a ball, please, in every language. So if you ever ran up on a Japanese player.

Yeah, you might as well be speaking Japanese. Dame la pelota, por favor. That's Spanish. All right. All right. We got another ad? Yeah, can someone on the couch do the last ad for Ashley? Brandon.

Yeah. I'm sitting on Ashley Furniture as well. Oh, this is? I'll do it. Oh, sorry. First of all, I feel qualified because I have bought a ton of Ashley Furniture this year, and it's been wonderful stuff. Ashley has great quality stuff, on trend, comfortable, and affordable.

I got these four beautiful chairs around my fireplace with a nice wood table right there. What about where your tuchus is right now? Well, I'm just describing what I got at home. They can see what they got here, but I got everything at home that's wonderful. I got a nice bedroom suit for my youngest boy. Perfect seating to watch the game or gaming with your friends. Use our code BARSTOOL to save online at ashley.com. This weekend, if you're in Vegas for the big game, check out Ashley House. Ashley is popping up at the Dog House in Resorts World, hosting amazing talent all weekend.

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So definitely come on by to see Hardy, Ernest, and Cooper Allen tonight. Again, that's Ashley. Use code BARSTOOL to save online. Cooper Allen, who will be here in 15 minutes. Yeah, I am going to let my daughter drive a car. We're starting training right now. She's getting her permit. So I bought the Jeep, right? And everybody would say, you drive a Jeep?

That's meant for a teenage girl. Right. When she turns 16, I'm giving her the Jeep and I'm going to buy myself a truck. You like the Jeep. I like the Jeep. I like the Jeep too. She likes the Jeep. I'll probably give it to her. Yes, TJ, what'd you say? Cooper Allen will be here in 15 minutes. Cooper Allen will be here in 15 minutes. We'll get to meet Cooper Allen. Talk to Cooper Allen. Hang out with Cooper Allen. Great guy. Terrific guy.

Hardy. Anybody know a fact about Hardy? Is he from where you're from? Huge Mississippi State fan. Wow. Huge Mississippi State fan. He's from Philadelphia, Mississippi. He went to Neshoba Central High School.

You know them. The Rockets. Great casino there. There are two casinos in Philadelphia, Mississippi. The Golden Moon and the Silver Star. Whoa. Silver Star, a little older. Golden Moon, very tall and has a crescent moon on the top.

What kind of crescent? Waning? Waxing. Oh, it's waxing, almost certainly. The Muslim one? Yeah, is it a Muslim? There's not a Muslim casino in Philadelphia, no. Sounds like it.

It's Native American. The Choctaws run it. The Choctaws run it. Yeah, the Choctaws. I think the Choctaws run it. Yeah, the Choctaws. I think the Choctaws. Yeah. I'd be Muslim. Yeah, because they have

the Choctaw Indian Festival there every single year. That's what they call it. So don't get mad at me. That's what they call the festival. All right. Speaking of casinos,

anybody playing some games tonight? I hate the way you ask questions. When you ask questions, you become a different person. Why? Every question you ask feels like you ask questions You become a different person Every question you ask Feels like you're propositioning me for sex

You're nefarious when you ask a question You turn into something different Be yourself Get combative with these guys They've been just ruthlessly Joking you and harassing you For no reason You're such an innocent, wholesome guy

I'm excited about playing some For every move you make Yeah, I want to see if Boys are down to roll a little dice Steven, you went You're such an innocent, wholesome guy. I'm excited about playing some for every move you make. Yeah, I want to see if boys are down to roll a little dice. Steven, you went... Depending on how the dozen goes, I'll game with you tonight. Steven, you went...

Speaking of tonight, anybody playing some table games? He was excited. You just mentioned casinos. Are you up big? No, I lost a lot of money. I'm still up a little bit. Are you in your element out on the floor?

I'd be honest. I'm fun. I'd go to a buffet bit. Are you in the element out on the floor? I'd be honest. Having fun? I'd go to a buffet tonight. I feel like I want to as well. Yeah, I do too. I can't eat anymore. I take it. I'm out.

I can't eat another bite of food. I'm eating too good. Every meal here is $300 and extravagant. And I guess I could just go to like a food court

somewhere, I suppose. Yeah, I think an Applebee's would hit right now. Yeah. Just a nice $40. But, holy shit. The Red Blast. Yeah.

The ambiance. Oh, that's true. That's what Vegas is missing, the ambiance of Applebee's. What would a Vegas Applebee's look like? Probably like every other Applebee's in America. No, no. They would be the big. You think?

Yeah. Well, I'm sure there's some. The CVS has lights here. think? Yeah. Well, I'm sure there's some. The CVS has lights here. Yeah? Yeah. I hate how walkable this city feels until you try to walk. Yep. Everything looks so close.

It feels like it's so close. You can't cross the street. And everybody's walking. You're like, oh, there's something right over there. I should go walk right there. But to cross every street, you have to go up a bridge. I think the clientele is amazing. It's either really, really drunk 20-somethings

or the most deformed old person ever. Like, not very human. Yeah. I saw a woman with a barnacle today. TJ, you want to spin our wheel? Yeah. Yeah. Ooh.

Yeah. Talk. Ooh. Yeah. Talk about ambiance. I would do anything. Is that kitschy? Kitschy is the word? Kitsch. Kitsch? Is that kitsch?

Kitsch. Kitsch. Okay. I would do anything. I've been wanting to go to one of the old, old, old casinos here. Yeah. Just to feel it. But I haven't.

I like to feel things. I do too, my friend. Dry. What's the best feeling? The best feeling? Yeah. Double Q-tipping after a shower. Same time, two years?

Oh. I don't think I've ever done that. Oh, my God. That was all bodily control. I think the best feeling is having a signed picture of Allen Iverson and trading it for a signed picture of the most famous person on planet earth yeah for for nothing just a one-for-one swap uh that's a pretty good feeling can we do something awesome can we unframe that can we all sign that record

we have it up in the yak we all have that record we all sign it just everybody signs it yeah is that her signature by the way like i all have that record. We all sign it. Just everybody signs it? Yeah. Is that her signature, by the way? I could have given that to my 15-year-old high school freshman daughter. Yeah, but you forgot about her because you wanted something for yourself. Can I retro? Can I go take a slap? I'm not even sure that's her signature. It just says, like, it looks like it says Perry.

Can I get the slap? No, that's her. No, these guys are legit. I'll go slap. No. I'm not going to. I think we should all sign that record. Yak and Taylor Swift. We might.

And Demartino's 401k if we do that. Yeah. It's a pretty good feeling. Great feeling. What are you going to do with that? I'll tell you one thing I'm not going to do is sell it for any amount of money. So don't even bother. What if you have a daughter one day? You're going to love her to death. Yep. Totally forgot she existed. She's not into Taylor Swift though,

is she? No, she's not. I don't think she is. She's into 90s music. She's into Al Iverson. She's into everything I listen to. She's into... The Walker household hasn't listened to a song that's released past 2005. Okay. So we're good. Except for Tommy's weird Ninja Pirate music. Ninja Pirate?

They're natural rivals. I don't think they'd ever make music together. Tommy's playlist can get... Wait, can you figure out what it is? I can just read a couple, but... He has a Ninja Pirate playlist? I just don't get that. I don't know.

I obviously just said it wrong, but I've got to find Tommy's playlist. Of course, if you're... I leaked my playlist the other day, so if you're out there, you can access it. Tommy might have renamed it so I can't find it. Tommy will do that. He'll rename it? Is it sounds or actual music? Oh, Thomas1234, he pinned it.

So his first song is Titanium featuring Stia. Oh, that's a great song. Dynasty. He's got Naomi Scott. These aren't ninja songs. Never Coming Home by Not A Robot. What's that? Glitch Trap by Rocket Music.

Legends Never Die from League of Legends. It's just a bunch of music from video games. Sounds like a normal 12-year-old's playlist. I think so, too. Really? Yeah. Paris by the Chainsmokers? Yeah.

I don't know what the Atlantic Craft is. Do you all know any of these bands? A couple. MC Jams? Yes. Well, the Chainsmokers, yeah. Yeah. I love that you just removed an Adam Lambert song.

Not my son. CG5, See Them Aliens? That's when it gets weird. Yeah. That's a weird one, and the album covers weird ones. CG-5 is... Wait, can you click it? There's a lot of CG.

Murder Hornet. Murder Hornet. But I don't know if we can play it. You want See Them Aliens or Murder Hornet? Definitely See Them Aliens. Is Tommy Robo tripping? This guy? This guy? I don't like this at all.

Oh, it's a YouTuber. Yeah, it's common. He looks like Greg Proops. If he was in a Pixar movie. He looks like, who's line star Greg Proops? Actually, I shouldn't say star. He's at best the fifth or sixth guy. I liked having him on.

He was the best sub, I think. Brad Sherwood was good. Yeah. And I like Chip Esten as well guy. I liked having him on. He was the best sub, I think. Brad Sherwood was good. Yeah. And I liked Chip Esten as well. But I never liked Jeff Edwards. I didn't like Jeff Edwards. And anytime there was a woman, P.U. Yeah, you like Kathy? No, no, no.

It was Kathy Griffin, right? It wasn't Kathy Griffin. Was Kathy Griffin on it? Maybe once or twice, but it was a blonde-haired woman who was on there at the time Ryan Stiles headbutted Drew's sign and knocked himself out.

Alright. They always wore like solid color clothes like the Wiggles. They did. Yeah. Yeah. Ryan would always

Wayne would be in like a pink one Colin would well you guys know what colors are. Yeah. Yeah we do. That's a really good

point to end the program. Alright. If you're at Margaritaville look at the colors are. Yeah, we do. That's a really good point to end the program. All right. If you're at Margaritaville, look at the nachos. Yeah. Give them a look. They look pretty good. Otherwise, Dozen tonight. Be sure to watch.

And if you're in Vegas, I don't know if you can get tickets. But otherwise, just watch. Everybody will be there. And one lucky person will be getting shin-limb tickets from Kyle. Yep. All right. That's the act. Back to Ma.

It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. See you tomorrow. See you at the Dozen tonight. Bye.