The Yak - Cheah's Gonna Be Best Buddies with Giovani Bernard | The Yak 5-3-23

Episode Date: May 3, 2023

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Good to see you. Good to see you. What's going on, everyone? How are you guys? You would have been absolutely destroyed if we forgot to put on that second plate of lobster. God, we got it in here. That is so much food. It's a wobbly table.

That's a lot of food. That's a lot of food. That's good-ass spread. Do you guys think I can do the magic trick where I pull the thing out from under it? I think that's a damn good idea. You bet this is edible. This has got to be edible. It's got to be. I think it's just very zhuzhed.

Well, that's munch. It looks movie quality. This is the coolest thing that's ever happened to me professionally. Every day we get this, you guys don't seem to be as grateful, but I know you know how good it is. Have you seen how energetic and spry I've been? That's the boost of iron. I've had a steak

every day. FTLO is on a flight back from LA just to get on the yak. That reminds me, Tommy cat's out with gout. Rudy's in here What's up Thanks for having me

Thanks for having me Have you guys gotten an update from Sass No I don't know if he made it I don't think he has service He has to be losing his mind

Damn Service list What's the latest with Sass I'm not caught up He's in Iceland Oh shit He's hanging around volcanoes He has

He has service He's just ignoring you No he's not. He would never. I think he is. I'm his best friend. Text him. Text him and see what color it shows up.

Yeah, say emergency 911. Or whatever their number for emergency is in Iceland. Tommy, what the hell's going on, bro? Tommy? Not much. Just happy to be here. Deliver blue. It's cool to get to eat out back.

Deliver blue? He's ignoring me. Yeah, he's happy to be here. Deliver blue. Deliver blue? He's ignoring me. Yeah, he's definitely on the internet. What? Found a way. He probably bought a fresh phone while he was out there. Tommy, give us one of your famous fucking observations, dude. What is today?

What's today? What's today? It's Wednesday. I didn't say a thought. I said more just an observation. Observate. Okay, here's one. I've been i've

been viewing apartments a lot of apartments are you rubbing your leg because i'm nervous uh i've been doing a lot of behavior i've been viewing a lot of apartments lately and i've come to the conclusion that uh leaving an apartment with a real estate agent one you don't really like it feels similar like kind of leaving a first date where it's like you're like all right this isn't going to work out but you play cool you play nice to the real estate agent like oh yeah i'll call you i'll let you know if we like it but you know deep down you're never gonna see them again and that it just won't work out but what if you're really horny and you live in that apartment you jerk off in that apartment i would tell them every time like i love this space i'm gonna email you immediately

yeah i just lead them on i feel bad yeah i try to like act like i'm an extreme home makeover when they walk into the home for the first time when i walk into the apartment oh yeah smack your cheeks what oh my god i could do so much with this what is tommy smokes looking for an apartment like what are you looking for? Blonde hair, big boots. Oh, apartment. I'd like to live in a nice area, but I also want a lot of amenities and a lot of space, and it can't be that expensive. Damn, bro. That's crazy.

How many square feet? What square footage are we talking about? I don't know anything about square footage. One of my worst qualities. One apartment you just showed me, it was like a toilet at the end of the most narrow corridor I've ever seen. I don't care about bathrooms. What? You shit and poop well you pee and poop there they don't bathrooms are for shitting and pooping yeah like i don't know i don't really care how nice the

bathroom is i just want space you know an outdoor space would be nice that's a little hard in the village yeah um so you were asking how bad does anyone live in a fifth floor walk-up how bad is that floor oh sixth floor scratch that i had a friend on a fifth floor walk-up. How bad is that? Sixth floor. Oh, sixth floor. I had a friend on a fifth floor walk-up, and that was tough. I've done fourth, which is fine, but I think that's the limit. I think you have the frame to kind of put on some ass muscle. You have the wide hips that you could just pack a bunch of ass on with a bunch of six-story saunters.

Yeah, but it's more like no one's ever going to want to come over. The delivery people, I'm going to feel guilty every time I order delivery. Nick and KB, you guys did the house tour, the Cribs tour. Yeah. I was on the 16th floor of that walk-up. Right, yeah, that was a lot. Oh, yeah. That was in the ice cream cone, completely melted by the end.

That was brutal. Cursed era. That was a creative decision to show the passage of time. It was. Oh, that's what that era. That was a creative decision to show the passage of time. It was. Oh, that's what that was. It was a metaphor. Ever since the show started, I've had about 20 blocked calls.

I get a lot of calls now. I've been getting a lot of calls. I don't really look at my phone anymore. But you will. Is that happening again? Yeah. Just as soon as you bring it up, people remember that

this shit's all over the internet. Now it's going to happen again. I'm getting one right now. I do care and I hate it, I'll be honest. Stop it. A lot of voicemail. How about just giving out one of the numbers? That's fucked up. Nah.

I did a thing where I gave out every digit of my phone number but one. That's so dumb, Rudy. I remember that. You could solve that in half a second yeah they figured it out pretty quick i was honestly when i when i i did it as like a bet and i lost the bet and so i had to self dox and then uh my biggest worry though was that imagine if you dox yourself and then you just it just crickets yeah that would suck that would be embarrassing luckily i got peppered turn me into a villain you got pelted yeah this is one dude that sends me a picture of a cow, a different kind of ox every day,

which I actually kind of fuck with. I know that one kind. Huh? There's different species? No, I don't know, maybe, but he just sends me a different, it's not the same cow. My dude, Bobby Guy, just got two mini cows. It's like the first breed of cow. It's not a beef cow.

They're more of a pet. They're native to India. I think it starts with a Z. He said they make beef cow. They're more of a pet. They're native to India. I think it starts with a Z. He said they make great pets. They're really friendly. Yeah? Every cow has a best buddy in the field.

They pair up and they have a best friend. It's not zebra. Let's get some steaks in here. I kind of want that salad. They're bringing forks in. I think he was more talking about killing the best friends.

Maybe only one of the two best friends was killed. One of them is alive to live alone, missing their closest companion for the rest of their days. I think ducks are monogamous, and they have a partner for life. So if you see a duck alone... Penguins as well. Penguins I knew, but I'm quite sure that ducks are rapists. Yeah. That doesn't sound monogamy.

They have a corkscrew cock. Otters. Otters are rapists and necrophiliacs. Dolphins are rapists. Dolphins definitely are. Let's not forget about humans. Rape is a spectrum. What?

For instance, there was a headline that said stephen crowder was harassing and exposing himself to his co-workers and i was like oh my goodness that's terrible then i read the article and he was doing it to one guy named he called him not gay jared and he would just put his balls on his shoulder and that was that's what he would do over and over again but i they didn't no one said the r word no one said rape in that they just like, what does rape have to do with that? Yeah, I don't know. Sexual assault. Motherfucker's going through a divorce.

Did you see that? Yeah, I saw his ring camera. Yeah, but he's teabagging this guy named Not Gay Jared. Did anyone else see that article? If you're not gay, Jared, then why are there balls on your shoulder? It's funny. It was like a slam piece that was so funny. So what do we think?

Is Jared gay? Not gay Jared? I have to say no. His name is not gay Jared. Why did he always have balls on his shoulder? Yeah, I don't know. Make sense of it for me. That ring camera was crazy.

Yeah. You should make a diss track, a parody of Jay-Z. Kick that balls off your shoulder. You got-Z. Kick that balls off your shoulder. You got to kick that evens balls off your shoulder. He's just gay, too. Mean-ass piece you have on today on the torse. Yeah, this is the Polka High School, the Polka Dots out of Putnam County, West Virginia. Oh, shit.

Mean piece. They have a UVA basketball player, Isaac something. All right. One of the only areas of West Virginia that is growing in population. You didn't tell me to bring up the piece, but you had all these facts lined up. Yeah. It's growing in population? Why?

I don't know. There's a lot of new suburban homes being built. It's like that between Huntington and Charleston. People are getting out of the city into that area. All right. There we go. That Chicago money definitely hit already, bro. You've been coming in pieced up every day.

Nick gave it to me. It fit me. I got it sent to me from my boy, Sokka. That's what Nick's doing with his Chicago money, just getting everybody else new clothes. I was wearing a hat that you got the other day. I wore sneakers that you gave me. Yeah, I think it's like the sign

of somebody that's like ready to go. Just giving away all their shit. You did give me that CD the other day. Yeah, yeah. Listen to that. Not yet. You've been ready to go since I've known you then. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm a fighter. My great uncle before when he was getting ready to go he gifted me a softball.

How did he go? How did he go? How did he go? Waterlogged. Old age. Okay. Yeah. He just gave me an orange, very basic softball that was probably 30 years old, and he said four, he wrote on Sharpie on the softball, it said four Rudy.

Did he think that he was like Joe Namath? No, I think he was just like, get this thing out of here, and I don't know why he didn't think I could just, he could just throw it in the garbage. He was like, no, that's Rudy's problem Rudy's problem now and it's a grail now you gotta bring it in I remember I had a rich aunt at least I thought she was and I was hoping I would get my

first ever $100 bill from her for my first Holy Communion and so she came to the party and she had a box and I was like oh that's a bad sign that's not a $100 bill. So I was being a dick to her. And I opened up the box and it was just a blank white box that said elephants on it. And so I opened it up.

It was just like a statue of two elephants. And I still have it in my room to this day. That's so fucked up. Wait, it's ceramic? Yeah. UVC buy. I'll break it. What?

It had a log that you could put in the trunk. Nobody wants figurines. I do now. Do you? I think most of my money goes towards figures. Like, but of animals? Yeah. I get my dad figurines for Christmas because I never know what to get him, and I get him an elk.

He doesn't even fuck with it. I just get him those, and he just is like, cool. Thanks. Gift giving should be every five years. I love giving gifts. That shit comes around way too frequently. Way too frequently. Everybody else is so much more passionate about interest.

So if I saw, like, Ron, you were talking about that truck that has the snowboard slaughter. Rivian. I'm getting you one. Rivian? Thank you, bro. My wife actually already got me one, but I'm happy to have two. Do you have a Rivian?

Damn. Having two Rivians would be such a fucking sweet champagne problem. I'd just probably give one of them to Tommy. It's a car? It's a truck. Yeah, no, thank you. It's electric. It'd be a truck. Yeah, no, thank you. You don't think? It's electric. It'd be a waste. It'd be a waste on me.

But I appreciate the sentiment. But Nick got two pairs of shoes and gave one to Tommy. On accident. That wasn't an accident. It was such a good deal. The shoes were half off. I felt bad ripping off a Nike. And so I just got two pairs and gave one away.

So I paid full price for the pair. Man, poor Phil Knight, dude. He's always getting ripped off. He is. These beautiful deals. Tommy, you're the perennial on-deck guy at Barstool. Huh? I don't know if that's a compliment.

No, because you don't have a partner. Right, right, right, right, right. You don't have a guy, a friend. I mean, Smokes has always been sort of a solo act. That's sort of his deal. So it's like, oh, but he needs to chime in. You know, yesterday, oh, you need to be on Son of a Boy Dad. You need to be in an out-of-order sketch.

Oh, you need to be in the run night. You need to be on the act. It's like, here I am, Utility Man. Neighborhood Eats. Utility Man, Tom. Neighborhood Eats. Yeah, we were talking Neighborhood Eats Season 3 big plans. But I was talking to—

I'm probably not going to be included. Yeah, you're out. But I was talking to Ian. She said that you would help if you had a partner in crime. He said that? Yeah. Why you had a partner in crime. He said that? Yeah. Why don't we do a reality show? I think they meant POC.

Yeah, I said P-I-C. You meant POC. Right. You need a POC with you at all times. Person of color. I thought it was person of crime. Are we about to say spin a wheel of everybody in the office? No, no, no.

Everybody has to do content with that person for the rest of their life? Tommy's been here for so long, and he hasn't found a person here. I think he needs to do this hunt and make it into content. Yeah, but like for what purpose? You know, like what type of content would I be doing? Partnering crime. I have a lot of different partners. What if there's an ad deal and they're like, okay, we need all all the top pairs in the office to do this fucking video game shit or something.

Everybody has a pair. If I can be frank, I feel like that's one of my least favorite things about how Barstool has evolved. Everybody is so paired up and in their own little pod and brand. And I wish there was more. Everybody could just collaborate with each other. No, you're right. Sticking in their own pod. Why would you stick with something that's been working?

Right. Why not just everybody make stuff together, you know? But hey, that's just me. You're like the Roger Bernadinha of Barstool. Thank you. Thank you. Explain that reference for the audience who doesn't know. He played, I think he played for the Mets.

Right, right, of course. KBO. Korean? Albuquerque Isotopes. I think he played for the Mets. Right, right, of course. KBO. Green? Albuquerque Isotopes. Oh, he hit you back? Yeah. His ass hit you? He should probably text us.

Get him on FaceTime. Yeah? I mean, it would kind of count as an appearance on the show. He needs all the goodwill he can get. What is it, like evening there? He needs goodwill. Trip after trip after trip. Dude, this guy hasn't been in the office for a week straight

since he started working here. You got him? Nothing. Nothing. You just denied it that quick? Piece of shit, dude. There should be FaceTime voicemails where you can leave a video. I think you can just send someone a video and text message.

That's so... It's different. It's weird if you do that. I'll appreciate the audio message, which people rarely utilize. Oh, I utilize that a lot. You don't want to leave a trail when you're gaslighting women i know i keep all my audio messages and i give others the option to keep as well okay yeah tommy has sent me a litany of audio messages yeah i will have one beer with tommy and go home be in bed by 8 30 and i will wake up every single time. What happened last night? Dude, what happened last night?

It doesn't matter. Every single time. Holy fuck. I don't remember anything from last night. What time did we fucking get home? One beer. 8.45. Dinner. Without fail. I have a whole

IPA. Yeah. Fucking crazy. Fucking movie. You'd think that these voice memos would be like six seconds. They're like a minute 45. That's so long. Yeah. That's how I like to communicate.

Does it make you chuckle? Does it make you smile? Yeah. Yeah. That's all I'm here to do in this world. If only you had somebody to do it with. I don't have to share the laughs. I don't know, dude. The West Village isn't for you. I to do it with. I don't have to share the laughs. I don't know, dude.

The West Village isn't for you. I think you got it. Your sights are set too narrowly. I think I actually confused the Greenwich Village with the West Village. I might prefer the Greenwich Village. I think they're one in the same. Well, technically Greenwich Village is a little more towards Washington Square Park. West Village is a little quieter towards the west.

I hate when people extend their wells. Wow. Like a fucking plane crashing. I was at Sass's place. Decent place, but this street is gorgeous. It's beautiful. It's Morton Street. What the fuck are you doing right now?

How far up the street? Between what? First, I mean, sorry if he's pissed, but it's a beautiful historic street. It is? It's historic. What floor is it? Oh, my God. If somebody is willing to walk the whole street, it's a large street, maybe not.

Then, yeah, and scout him out, maybe. Is it, it like leafy or like what's so yeah I don't know what it's it's cozy it doesn't feel like

it's New York they have nice curbs in the West Village like the streets are all like they just have like nice like it's nice

just I don't know how to describe it the curbs are just fucking nice where's the small is your apartment one weekend turns um very small but taller uh taller is fucking nice. Where's the... How small is your apartment? One weekend turns.

Very small, but taller. Tall? I'm going to sacrifice size. It's tall. It's tiny, but tall. Unbearably tall. Okay, what were you about to say? Something I've always wanted to do in New York,

but never gotten the privilege to do. Have any of you guys been inside Gramercy Park? No. It's a locked park for anyone that doesn't know. In a very prestigious, I guess, like area to live. It's big.

But there's like a locked gate. I tried to just go in once when someone was coming out and was swiftly denied. By whom? The person coming out. They're like, no, no, no.

You have to live here to have a key. What? How much does it cost? It's a major plot in the movie That Awkward Moment is them trying to... Are they literally gatekeeping that park? Correct. It's locked.

Yeah, I've lived by that for years. I've always wondered about getting in. If there's anyone that's a listener that could get us in there, please. I feel like I would have a hard time enjoying the park if I was a member who could get in because I'd see all the people looking in wanting to be in where I'm at. That would make me enjoy it. I'd feel like an asshole.

It would kill me. It doesn't even look like that great. I mean it's a nice park but it's small. I'd probably just sit on a bench inside there for five minutes and then leave. Think or be on your phone or what? Probably think and just look at the scenery and watch people

clean up their dog poop i fucking love thinking all the apartments around gramercy they keep it old school they have um lanterns what yeah like london style i feel like light them yeah it's a very old neighborhood yeah it's difficult to get in uh but it is cool yeah i, what was the guy like that got you, Stephen? It was a woman, actually, like an older... Ew. Why actually?

Well, he said a guy. Yeah, I did. Guilty. Yeah, so, I don't know, maybe late 50s, walking her dog, and was just like, no, no, no.

Basically said, you don't belong here. Yeah, she had a swim suit there. Oh, Steve, she was just racing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could take the delivery to whoever. Do you have a Giovanni Bernard update? I do.

So he actually DM'd me after the video came out. Wow. And he was like, hey, man. He's like, I really appreciate all the love. He's like, let's hang out. What? Wait, wait, wait. He said, let's hang out?

Yeah. That's how he worded it um maybe not exactly ah that's fine exactly how he worded it much love my guy appreciate the love anytime you're down in fort lauderdale give me a shout love to grab drinks talk soon broski broski and then i wrote back like hey i live in new jersey but i'll be hopefully be in florida next time a couple months i'll drop you a line congrats 10 year career awesome you're a pack thanks broski very much appreciated seriously the support is is so awesome i can't thank you enough you're part of the journey so congrats as well my guy and then a bunch of these Bernie Bernard's a good-ass dude. Yeah, I love him. Tie down tomorrow to Fort Lauderdale. Yeah, I'm in the area.

I'm at your house. I love that. I invited a handful of the interns on. Hello. One of you can take a seat. Wait, come on in. Hello. Hello, everybody.

Yeah, sit down. Hold on. I didn't plan this well. Do you guys want to come in one at a time? Ooh. Yeah, that'd probably be better. Okay, let's do one at a time. Sorry.

Bye. See you in a second. What's up, brother? What's going on? Hey. I'm Jason. I'm from Hershey, PA. Yep.

Know it well. Yeah. Hershey Park. Yep. You got into many a fight with your girl. I was about to ask. Oh, yeah.

Just one gigantic one. Oh, okay. Quiet. You don't want to go back. What? You don't want to go back. I'm a fan of Hershey. Yeah, I'm a fan of the

Giant Center. Yeah. What did you guys fight about at Hershey Park? Nothing. I say this so often. I'm so tired of bringing it up. You guys didn't talk for like 11 hours. The funniest, because you went to a park

and you guys were trying to out-frown each other on rides. And then the only thing you said to her is, do you want to go get Subway? Yeah, stop bringing it up. You just brought it up. I brought up Hershey Potts. Yeah, I did. Yeah.

You love talking about it. All right, so explain this program you're in. Well, so there was a program back in Black Friday, and we bought enough merch or got enough gifts, I guess, and we're entered into this thing and we won a week-long internship. Wow. So what have you been doing?

A little bit of everything. Have you met Fasoli yet? For a hot sec. I walked by. He was giving them the tour. Fasoli was walking around. He was having the time of his life. Yeah, this is my desk. Don't touch my fucking shit.

Don't look at my shit. Who's been the warmest to you and who's maybe been a little bit cold? Enrique has been great. Oh, he's the best. Stephanie. I suck at names. Yeah, and then you were super nice with Francis.

You guys came in and took some time. Oh, wait. Did you go in and question and answer? Yeah, I took some time. I just took a little bit of time with them, hung out with them, you know, tried to impart as much wisdom from a home team perspective as possible. I felt like it went great. There was a little food spread, fruit spread.

Wait, when was this? Muffins. What caught your attention, Kate? The food spread, but there was like a thing we were supposed to go to? Oh, no. It was just like me, Ro, and Francis were invited. I couldn't make it.

Oh, okay, okay. No, no, no. Tommy was not invited. Yeah, no. I couldn't make it. Enrique asked Francis and I to talk to them. So during this...

And Tommy was purposefully excluded. Yeah, I couldn't make it. I had a thing. Like that ad deal. They said, anybody but Tommy. Oh, that was fucked up. So during this week, did you find like a natural partner

among the group? Yeah, I mean, I'm in sales right now. Okay. So, I feel like on that back end would be my avenue. That makes sense. Like the marketing stuff. So, you currently have a career in sales? Yeah. And you're living in Hershey? Yeah.

How old are you? 26. No, if you can ask that. You can't ask that. You can't ask that. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yes, you can. All back. Can I ask how old?

All back. What? I was curious how old he is. All back. Why? Because you want to compare yourself? No, I didn't know exactly. You want to see if he's in your dating range?

You can't ask that. He's in my partner range. I was curious. That's a thing you ask people. You guys are about the same age. I just turned 27. About the same age. Actually, I'm 27. I panicked.

That's why. You just left 26. Can Drake say that? He's 36. He's like, yeah, I just left 35. Funny say that he's 36 he's like yeah I just left 35 yeah funny way to put it

damn so has it been illuminating have you learned it's been cool because I didn't know what to expect

I didn't know if they were just going to throw us in here and like roam the halls which would be weird but it's actually been definitely would have been weird how early did you guys

get notified that you were going to come in or invited to talk? Like, pretty last second, right? Everyone's been good, is my point. Like, it's been organized and informative, so. Yeah. Enrique's on the ball. Yes.

Enrique's super on the ball. If you could have your say of something that you would add or change about Barstool, what do you think that you could, what's some seasoning you could sprinkle into the mix? Oh my gosh. Come back to me. All right, Rudy. I would add, I would like

a better toaster. Or air fryer doesn't work either. That would be incredible. Where do you currently work for what company? I'm in medical device sales. Striker? I haven't heard of it, but that's a big one. That's a big competitor.

It's called Zeiss. You had two on the top? Yeah, dude. What the fuck? How did you know? I just didn't know which one he worked for. What's the workplace app? Zeiss, was it German?

Yep. Yeah. They have such incredible devices. Devices are incredible. Yeah. They have such incredible devices. Engineering. There was just a medical sales convention this past week right at the Javits Center. What kind of sales? Was the COVID mask craze like chaos?

It actually wasn't because our company is actually – you go in and just – they wear masks anyway for the surgery so it's over at the medical convention they would uh they had the machine that would uh engrave pills but they would engrave a pen for you yeah what's new and walk to the halls anything new technologically i mean a big one i've been hearing a lot about is like people with tremors they go in and basically just like put this stuff on your brain and they zap it and people lose their tremors mid-surgery and they're cured. Permanently. I think they might have to come back.

That's a cool one. I saw something about a microchip that cures blindness and deafness. We're watching MrBeast. I saw it on an Instagram post. It exists. I don't know about that one. I saw it on Instagram. Mr. Beast that you're watching. It exists? I don't know about that one. I saw it on Instagram.

First thing that... What type of devices? Capital sales? Yeah, I'm in capital. Yeah. Surgical microscopes. So for like neurosurgery and spine. What's like a high-end,

one of those run you? Or like a hospital? I don't know if I can say that. Are we talking six figures, seven figures? A microscope? Oh man, that could be a billion. I don't know if I can say that. Are we talking six figures, seven figures? A microscope? Oh, man, that could be a billion. They're big.

Yeah, the range of microscope prices have to be the biggest of anything. You could probably get a microscope for like seven, eight bucks. Yeah, Dan, what's your commission on your billion dollar microscope? I think there are billion dollar microscopes. There's got to be. There's definitely a billion dollar telescope. Oh, yeah. It's in West be. There's definitely a billion-dollar telescope. I mean, isn't it? Oh, yeah.

It's in West Virginia. James Webb. Thanks, Tommy. Yeah, I just forgot it. You thought of microscope. It's a space microscope. Yeah, but it's a scope. It's a kind of scope.

Sure. I'm just talking about... Now, when you were buying merch to get here, was there a brand that you preferred? Who were you shilling out for? I was everywhere. Foreplay? Yeah, because I got a bunch of golf balls,

but there's like big-ass labels and stuff. I don't really do that with anything. That's why you need Roback, bro. Yeah, Roback is good. Sad Boy, because they're more subtle. Who's your least favorite Foreplay member? Least favorite? Yeah.

There's one that I'm thinking of. Glasses. That's the first that comes to my mind. Simple. Khakis.

Just because this will get a reaction. Frankie. Yeah. What about how fat he is? Oh my gosh. It's been crazy

going to their older videos and he's kind of slightly overweight. And now looking at Frankie now, it's disgusting. Has he not gone back down? No. He opened a beer bar and now he's just a lush bar owner.

Jon Taffer's going to be on his ass within three months. Dude, well, I hope you've been having a good week. I hope you've been having fun. Jason, I appreciate you being in here. Best of luck to you, brother. Send've been having a good week. I hope you've been having fun. Jason, I appreciate you being in here. And, you know, best of luck to you, brother. Nice to meet you. Thank you so much. Send in one of the next ones.

Yeah, you pick out the person you've talked to the least. Guys, while he's out there, this show is brought to you by Outback. No figure. It's already munging on that Outback. What'd you get? One of these salads that they have over here? What's the salad? That salad looks incredible.

It has some kind of blue cheese or some kind of dressing on it or something. It's got, like, I love the sweet with the salty, so it's a really good salad. It's got blue cheese crumbs. It's also got the, like, candied nuts in it. Love it. Hey, how's it going? Come grab a seat.

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So hopefully end up one that they did back. I was talking to all of the interns upstairs on Monday, and I asked them, since this is an internship under Erica and the CEO of our company, and I said, who among you has aspirations to someday be a CEO? And Gab, right away, raised her hand. She says, I want to be a CEO someday. And that's how you get the CEO, by believing in yourself, saying what you want, knowing what you want. What's appealing about CEO?

I feel like that's a lot of pressure. I guess the billions of dollars. That's nice. Yeah, that's nice. But also, I kind of one day just have an idea for the fashion market that hasn't been done yet. And I feel like it's missing. And I don't know why no one's picked up on it yet. And I think I could thrive in it.

Is that like a stylish rangers jacket, right? I make these on the side. That's awesome. Because I'm in sales right now. Do you have a store? That's so cool. You want to plug it? Yeah, what is it? Do you have a store? That's so cool. You want to plug it? What is it?

G-Made Customs. How do you spell that? G-Made Customs? Yep. G-Made. It's my initials and customs. And I take all sports jackets or all sports jerseys, and I make them fashionable for girls to wear at games.

I love that. That's awesome. This one I did did very fast like six hours oh my god yeah that's it yeah hell yeah very cool thank you guys wow yeah that's awesome cool yeah because not all girls like to like wear jerseys hockey's different hockey's like a nice jersey to wear yeah like at a baseball game that was the first jacket i did was the yankee one and i did a duke one for one of my friends okay oh that's so cool wow where'd you learn to sew honestly i went to school for fashion

but i did the business side so i never liked design and my sister got me a sewing machine i just kind of just took you just did it low-key hard sewing is i definitely couldn't imagine the slow-mo of however attempted mind-bogg never attempted. Mind-boggling. Crazy. I did some of it in college, and I fucking sucked at it. You had to sew in college? A bunch of different stitches and shit like that. Why did you have to sew in college? I don't fucking know.

Do this liberal arts bullshit. I had to make a costume in a graphic design class for a superhero. I took it in middle school. We had to learn how to load the sewing machine and all make pillows and stuff like that. It's like the hardest part. Yeah. Getting it through. Like when like, the hardest part. Yeah. Threading it. Getting it through.

Like, when it unthreads. Yeah. Disaster. So, is that, that's the idea for your business? No, actually, this is, like, something I just do on the side because I work full time. And I think, like, sports and fashion kind of go together, what I like. But I struggle with little people clothes. So, no one's hit that market yet.

And you spend so much money in alterations that, like, why hasn't anyone thought of it, you know? Yeah. Right. I just need, like, the little. And what kind of clothes? Are we talking athleisure, everyday wear, high fashion? I'd have to start off. I don't want to go too high fashion because they're struggling already in the market.

Right. So, like, you kind of want to help your customer out. Start off casual. You need business clothes. Then just go from there. Rudy's got a little fashion in him. Rudy's got a little fashion. He's wearing cashmere today.

Who in this room rank us? If you want an Eagles jacket, who's your favorite player? Hey, yes. All of them. No. Alright, Sass. I like them all. I'd probably go Jalen Hurts. I have to go Jalen Hurts.

Black denim. Yeah, black denim would be awesome. What the hell? Can people send requests to you? Yeah, that's why. I do everything whatever someone asks me. i'm not just making them to like are you like um you know like wicked wolf and hoboken big sports bar no really go there i've heard of it yeah i've heard of party poppers you know um a lot of compliments like girls love

it i was gonna say if you're a guy and you because like guys fuck up getting presents all the time except for nick except for me that's like an awesome mother whatever like fandom your girlfriend has or whatever that's like such an awesome idea yeah because it's not over the top like and there it's yeah there's not a ton of like cool team merch no not stuff that's like uh universally wearable like you go to the team stores and whatever you have always griped about that. I always because I'm so indescribable. You have been non-stop griping. I know. I'm big into sports and the sports clothing. You noticed how well my socks match

to my hoodie? Oh, I didn't at first but I do. Okay, cool. Nice, right? Tommy did some weird shit though. You said you were from Queens and Tommy was kind of like, woo. He gave a little bit of a clap. He's not from Queens. Yeah, I'm just from Long Island. I'm from Laurel Park.

I'm like a block away from Queens. But it's not Queens, though. Yeah, but it was a little just, you know. Clapping for someone else's neighborhood. A part of Queens. Smokes. Ozone Park. Ozone Park.

Ozone Park. Did you like, kind of code switched there a little, too. I work on Long Island. What are you talking about? How big of a fan are you of these teams? Are you a super fan? I'm honestly just wearing it to wear it. I appreciate that.

Yeah, I walked past MSG today, and I was like, maybe next year, boys. You have a good accent. Lost, walked. Oh, my God. It's Long Island. No, it's a Queens thing. She's from Queens. What are you talking about?

You're not from Queens. Dude, if only you were from one block over, you'd sound exactly like that. Yeah. Damn. So how's the week been? Who's been nice to you? Who's been mean to you? Everyone's been very nice.

Everyone? Everyone. No shot. Flatman? I haven't seen. All right. You'll see him. He'll be being mean to you.

Especially if you come from the 6th. Yeah, approach from the 6th. I hear the loafers tapping on the floor. I've been in the conference room a lot. I haven't really been exploring. Anyone particularly illuminative? Anyone giving you any good insights or anything like that? Well, because I'm into the fashion field, we met

with the commerce team yesterday, so I was really interested in that. I went to one of their meetings today. Very, very interested. How do you feel about our conference rooms? Can you rate our conference rooms? Everyone's

complaining about the weather in them. Like the temperature. Sorry. The weather in here is trash. They don't have roofs. No, in here is trash. Yeah, they don't have roofs. No, but I usually complain it's too hot, but everyone's saying it's too cold. No one's really happy, honestly.

Nope, nobody ever is. They got to biohack their dopamine levels. I think today we're in eight, so we're like in the middle. Well, they just turned on the heat. Like, it was too cold. It's fucking 43 degrees today. I'd rather be cold than hot, though. Yeah?

Yeah. Better for your brain. Better for the brand, too. You get to wear the jacket. Exactly. Now, what's the worst piece of Barstool merch in the store? Shoe rags aside. Yeah, and what do you own?

And who is your least favorite member of 4Play? It's tough, I know. Where to begin? Now people aren't going to like me. Okay, what did you say? Least favorite piece of merch? What's something that you saw in your gasp? That you know is trash, abomination, socks. Well, I don't really look at everything.

I just buy what I like. Like the brands I like. What do you like? You don't want to burn any bridges. I got that shirt. You know you guys are all on the wheel today. Okay, that's fair. What do you like? You don't want to burn any bridges. I got that shirt. The wet wheel shirt? Yes. You know you guys are all on the wheel today. We actually.

Making an appearance. Oh, really? Yeah. We're on the wheel. That's how we presented the other day. No way. Yep. It's a blast.

It's a rush. It is. And then the last person, you know what happened. Did they go get wet? Yeah. What? Come on. Oh, Rudy and Tommy, I didn't tell you guys.

Can we show how small the wheel is today? Yeah, it's the smallest it's ever been. Yeah, it's going to be a tough day. Hopefully it's 20% wet. Yeah, that's bad. Wait, what's name wheel? Don't worry about that. That's not, you're not a part of that.

You have to change your name. No big deal. Your name sucks anyway. That would be kind of a blessing for you. Tommy? Screvelli? Screvelli? Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I'm a Long Island Italiano. No, you're not, dude. You don't sound like it. You don't sound... Yeah, get it, man. Hey. Get it. Hey.

Hey. So what are your hopes as far as... What are you going to take out of this? What do you think that your next steps are and how can you use this as kind of a diving board springboard for yourself um we met with social today so i think it's a good way i really don't want to be in like the content side i'd rather be in the business side but with the business i want to have you kind of need the content because that's where it's going that's

what attracts people so kind of got a good lot of tips from them today how to promote yourself basically and how to brand yourself more which i'm not really consistent with so i could be better at the end of this week is like one person getting a job all of you guys are just whoever unless you need to hire someone to be your partner? You could actually change all of that, Tommy. Unless you guys need assistance. That's true, yeah. I could hire a contact partner. Personal stylist. Oh. We could definitely do that.

Wow, personal stylist. Tommy, his socks don't match his hoodie. I'll tell you that. Socks don't match anything. Tommy's one of the only people to be rejected for a makeover. Yeah. Have you ever seen Tommy in a hat? Can you make a hat for Tommy?

Oh, that honestly would be your greatest challenge. Tommy can't wear a hat. I can't wear a hat. He's been told he looks like that. I got that one on tier right. It would be the same level of, it would be like achieving nuclear fusion. Yeah. Same with Brandon Walker.

He can't wear a hat either. Nolan would make a movie about you. That's the best hat I've ever looked on. That's not bad at all. Yeah, you look like a backyard baseball character. Now if I do this one, it's going to look significantly worse. Ew. Why'd you do that?

Why'd you do that? It looks bigger than the other one. It does. So if you have any homework that we could send you, it's finding a piece of headwear that makes Tommy look fuckable. Don't even look at him like that's a fuckable guy. No, I mean he probably had sex. He looked like an off-duty cop.

He looks like immediately untrustworthy for some reason I can't explain. I'm wary of him. Then I throw this. You're good. Cool-ass dude. Damn, well, guys, thank you so much for coming. Thank you guys for having me. Why don't you grab someone else to come on in here.

Nick, what's the criteria? Grab the most feminine. I wanted to recreate my second favorite scene from Napoleon Dynamite when Uncle Rico throws the steak at Kip's face. Was that it? Remember that? Yeah. That was a very good scene. Why don't you do it?

How did he do it? I think he like side-armed it. They're talking on the studio. He just grabs it off the plate. Just tosses it. He kind of like side-armed it. Yeah, it's a side-arm. You want headphones on?

Sure. How we doing? Good. What's going on, guys? What's your name? My good man. My name is R.E.A. Nice to meet you. Thank you. Did you just spell that? Throw it up. You can just do R.E.A.

Three letters. Like a speed wagon. Are you from Queens? Nope. Chicago. Wow. You didn't notice the clues of where this man was from? I thought that was Mets.

My bad. This is Brickma from Rookie of the Year. Is that a Chicago accent accent yeah chicago accent oh yeah there it is homie's like a block away from having one of that block away queen chicago yeah you a big tapatio guy uh no i just thought i'd tuck in it's my favorite it's my favorite uh we don't have hot sauce do we what like i love that hot sauce i fucking love have hot sauce, do we? What? Like a barista hot sauce? I love that hot sauce. I fucking love that hot sauce. When I was- Crazy we don't have a hot sauce.

Yeah, I love that hot sauce. We have a soap. When I was- I called it- Smell like Lenny? I called it Tapascio, and that's insanely incorrect. You called it Tapascio? Yeah.

Yeah. You have a excuse. I do have an excuse. Exactly. I have a disability. You have a disability. No one can make fun of you for that. Is it dyslexic?

Is that what he is? Yeah. Once I'm my boy stinky. I've got something to talk about. Oh, yeah. Okay. Spider. What the hell?

Oh, shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jeez. What are you doing? What the heck? What the heck is this? Oh, shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey. All right. All right. I respect it. Spider is terrifying. Yeah, I know. It's terrifying in the whole office, too. I mean, I don't know how you live with him.

It's a lot of that. He bites sometimes. He'll bite. Surprise bites. He's a spider. You guys live together? Yeah. That's pretty sweet.

Yeah, he's a biter. But I'm going to miss him. He's moving end of the month. We've lived together for four years, five years, if you count college. It's a domestic partnership. Yeah, legally speaking. It's really not that much of a tax break though with a domestic partnership it's kind of like bullshit are you trying to do that my boys did that how do you spell that a-r-y-e-h okay we have

a r-a it's a it's a jewish name jewish origin so it means a lot it's like hebrew so it means lion oh no l-i-o-n yeah okay like not telling like fibbing a line yeah there you go so what is uh what is your background what are you doing for a living talk to us 26 married um bet on sports for a living for a living a living and how does that work really good um yeah pretty good been pretty profitable um the thing is as you um get better and better it's harder to it's harder sort of to scale not everyone really wants you on their platforms so sort of in this position of how can i help you know other people become better bettors, give them, you know, better strategies, not fall into these, some of the sucker traps that some people, you

know, want you to take. So sort of my story, but also have like a sticky, like funny comedic side that I want to like get into, like sort of like bad beat stories, you know, funny things that happen when you're betting, like throwing. One second. Oh. You want to plug what you're doing? Thank you.

Ah! Ah. Oh, yeah. I'm on the air. Okay. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. It was a little sass calling you. It was a little sass.

But, yeah, so just sort of trying to figure out, like, my next move in that world. I think, like, something that I really wanted to, like, talk about was there's this Chinese basketball team called the Qingdao Double Star Eagles. Oh, yeah. And they have, like, two of the best players in the league. Who are they? They're called – one guy's named Eugene Germain. He's from northern Illinois. The other guy's named eugene germain he's from northern illinois other guys do op wreath he forgot what college he played do op yeah do op wreath and they're like the two best players like in the league and like i bet on them and like they're really fun to watch but

the thing is the coach never plays them at the same time what it makes no sense like when i was in like fifth grade i played in like jcc and jewish community center yeah and like we had minute restrictions like the best like not the best players couldn't play the whole time like there was like actually like everyone had to play six minutes every quarter so i like i'm just so confused why these guys are not playing at the same time. And their coach is like, his name's Coach Weiwei Lin. And I just want to get in front of Coach Weiwei and just understand what's going on.

Then like a couple weeks ago, it came out in the Chinese basketball world that there's like a team through a game, and they got suspended from the league. You've got to get over there. I think there's something fishy going on. You've got to get over there.. You got to get over there. I think there's something fishy going on. You got to get over there. Wait, so do you have your own business or you're self-employed? Yeah, it's just me.

You do consulting? No, right now I just bat by myself. You've been winning enough to have a living? Yes, for my wife. What's your unit size? Around $500 a unit. You're not supposed to ask him about that either. You're like the most uncouth dude.

There's a bull in a china shop. What was your biggest win? Uncouth fairy. It's not so much like the dream parlay world where you're hitting a 16-legger that makes 25. Two spiders. It's just sort of like, what? 16 legs.

Oh, there you go. What's your biggest beat? Yeah, I mean, I actually had a really funny story. The other day, Real Madrid was playing. A lot of European basketball just happens to be. Real Madrid was playing this team, and I had the over, and the over was 175 and a half. The game's on 175

with a minute and 40 seconds left. And this is in Real Madrid. They're losing at home in a playoff game and the refs are just like the fans are going nuts at the refs. The players are pissed. They're about to go 0-2 in the series at home. So really hard fall

leads to like a bra2 in the series at home. So a really hard fall leads to a brawl on the court. With a minute 47 seconds left, I need one more point of the game. Huge brawl. Some guy, there's two ex-NBA players getting a huge brawl. A powerbomb the other guy, right? Powerbombed? Yeah, like broke his ankle. Was it Dante Exum,

right? Yeah, Dante Exum got powerbombed. Game gets cancelled at 175. And I lose my bet. That's not right. That's just not right. Hey, how hard was it for you to convince your wife that that was a viable career path? I think she doesn't know. She doesn't have a clue.

She's not watching right now. What if she thinks you do something else? Go to Starbucks every day? Yeah, one of those. It's him. It is, dude. I think she's fine as long as, you know. The bills are paid?

We're not living on the streets. Yeah. It's pretty fun. She cuts hair for a living, so if anything, you know, goes wrong with my sides, you know, people's hair always grows. So she could bet on the Clippers.

Mm-hmm. There you go. You got a pick for tonight? Yeah, Puerto Rican basketball. Okay. Over 189 and a half. What about something we could watch? Okay.

The international guy. Like the NBA playoffs. I mean, I think a lot a lot of like those markets are really like on point so it's really hard to beat them i find an edge but like if you know i was betting really emotional i think the celtics come out and just whoop the sixers tonight all right good stuff man thanks for coming yeah you know what what about uh gambling content at Barstool? What do you think that you could add? I mean, I think, you know, the,

I think there's a lot of like experience gamblers go through that sort of like underrated, like, you know, like just getting like a lot of the comedy side of like bad beats or like putting in the wrong bet, like thinking you won, checking it, being like, Oh my God, I placed the wrong bet like thinking you won checking it being like oh my god i placed the wrong bet or vice versa thinking you lost so i think there's like a lot of possibility with that sort of industry just like sort of finding like that world and i think it's becoming a little bit more acceptable nowadays like when a couple years ago like it was sort of like legal it was legal it was viewed as sort of a little bit weirder to do yeah a little bit more dangerous um and i think like i i was

doing like i remember for one of my fantasy football championships i live streamed like me watching it but you guys have the cave so i think it's just that's like such a clear and obvious thing to do that you guys are capitalizing on um yeah but just like i had a we got invited to the cave the other night like at seven and like i had a couple sticks planned if we were actually going to go inside but we were sort of like told to like fringe risky move to get away but what do you think we're doing wrong on the gambling end? And don't worry, we have thick skin. Like which part? Kyle, you're not.

Gambling-wise. What could we do better? I think it's like, I think there's, when you're coming from a world of, like, actually trying to beat the sports book versus, like, trying to have fun, I think it's just like, I think we're going to see a big movement into, like, okay, like, gambling's legal. You know, we have to tell people, like, bet responsibly. Don't be, like, a jerk.

But, like, there has to be, like, also, like, just this element of integrity saying, like, this is, like, like, you know, most people are going to lose. So just trying to tiptoe the line of not trying to be. We can handle that. Be silly. And for expectation. What were you doing before you were gambling full time? I was selling textbooks on Amazon. I would buy them from eBay and then just sell them for more on Amazon.

You're a hustler. Yeah, you're a hustler. Yeah, you're a hustler. I was also like a really like, I was really studious in the college that I went to and like really thought I would end up in finance. But I think there's like a lot of similarities between like the day trading

and the gambling world. So I think that was like a natural like natural stepstone to that. But yeah, I was selling text on Amazon. I got kicked off for... Because you were undercutting them? Yeah, no, just for... I got like a law firm came after me.

You were a knowledge pirate. Yeah. Yeah, that's tight. What was the hottest textbook? What flew off? Yeah, that's a great question. Yeah. It's the DSM-5. That's the. What was the hottest textbook? What flew off? That's a great question. Yeah. It's the DSM-5.

That's the diagnoses book. It's a manual for diagnosing people with mental disabilities. And I think every psychologist is required to have one. And every TikTok psychologist. I must have sold like a thousand of those. Wow. Holy shit. What a tycoon.

There she is. And the DSM-5. Now available in the barstool store. With the tabs. I don't think that's the right one. We should slap a logo on that. You're definitely right. We should sell DSM-5s.

I even remember the last four digits of the ISBN is like 5558. Damn, so what's your next move, bro? Where's the journey go from here? It's a great question thanks brother two great questions in a row i think continue to like you know monetize this little bit of a niche i found in winning in the in the betting world also have a love for finance and real estate so maybe um you know try to get into that with some of the skills that I had here. A lot of people looking for real estate in Chicago in this office, man. You might be able to go desk to desk. It definitely will be so cool to see Barstool in Chicago more.

So excited for that. Oh, dude. Well, dude, thank you so much for being here. Thank you guys for having us. It's been an absolute blast Does that exhaust the No there's one more Send them in

Thank you All these people have been great He was long brimmed up the other day He was the one in the long brim I was leaving work and I saw I had a double take because I wasn't sure. Who's Bray? Oh, hi.

How's it going? Come in. Grab a steak. Yeah, grab a steak. Grab a skillet of mac. I'm starting to eat those. I think Kyle, yeah. I think Kyle can.

I'm not losing the one you want. Now, you were the one that gave me the Venn diagram t-shirt. Hell yeah. That was stolen from me. No. By Ebony. Stop it. That makes me happy. She said this is mine now me. No. By Ebony. Stop it. That makes me happy.

She said this is mine now. She deserves it. She loves Hennessy and Hundreds way more than I do. Oh, hell yeah. Ebony has me stressed out right now. Because of what you left on the toilet seat? Oh, did you see her Instagram story? Oh, top five funny. This is crazy because this is the one year anniversary of subject number seven.

Yeah. It is. Did you see Ebony's story? Have you seen it? It said this. It says story unavailable. I have a screenshot. I have it because

15 people tagged me and were like we know it's you. Yeah, I did that. Somebody left a couple pubes. She said, why the fuck did I go use the bathroom after one of my coworkers, and she left two coochie hairs on the toilet seat? Like, girl, what the fuck? I know her shit wolfing. Now, mind you, Ebony drinks piss.

Right. Yeah, I love wolfing. Yeah, I started getting tagged immediately on Instagram and Twitter. Everybody's like, that's your coochie hair. Did you get the most comments in that one? Yeah. I think, yeah, everyone assumes that my shit of all the ladies here has to be wolfing. I love that she censored shit.

It's the most profane post I've ever seen, but she wanted to make sure it was accessible to everyone. I don't think we can do the same thing that we did with Subject 7. Well, does she know who it is? Like, did she see the person come out, or is she just saying? Sounds like she does. Well, she said it was after somebody, but unless she was in the bathroom, it was obviously after somebody. All right, no pressure.

Did she see the person walk out? I don't think we can walk down this road. We can't frame someone for that. Nope. There's also a lot of questions like was the toilet seat covered down or was it just like someone's hair was on the pole? On the rim. I don't think we have

toilet seats so it was definitely a rim job. On the rim. For the women. We don't either yeah what we don't have like the cover oh you can't cover but that's not as or is that the seat you don't sit on no no the seat no no toilet seat lift you have a cover you know there's a seat like there's no lid leave the toilet right out of lid so who are you my name's del. I'm here for the Camp CEO. And yeah, I'm having a blast. I'm from San Francisco.

Okay. I live in New York now. And I'm doing stand-up comedy and podcasting. And yeah, I'm just trying to figure the whole media thing out. When we had this little meeting on Monday, Delaney was among the most inquisitive as to finding good paths to make her way in at Barstool. Yeah. Seems like that's a goal. It is, indeed.

So is this full time now, podcasting and content? Yeah, mostly stand up right now is how I'm spending a lot of my time because I feel like that kind of prepares you for everything. But yeah, I love Barstool and i feel like with call her daddy leaving it let it uh brought a huge audience that was like late 20s to early 30s girls that went with her to spotify and i think there's a real opportunity for that here totally love it um how have you found stand-up to be is it challenging what are the hardest hardest parts for you um i think in new york it's actually much easier because you can go to like three mics in one night and

learn a lot uh and it's also kind of just like saying everything out loud enough times build your confidence even if you're not getting insane laughs and eventually you just get better and better i don't know i think it's new y York is such a great place to be trying it out. Did you move here specifically because you're like, this is what I want to pursue or you came here for something else

and then you're like, fuck it, I'm going to give this a go. I came here specifically to like try stand up out. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome.

Yeah. I'm always very fascinated by stand ups, how they stand. Interesting. Like there's swayers. Yeah. Yeah.

There's pacers. There's pacers there's pacers pacers what kind of style what kind of style are you imagine if that's your mic that microphone right there maybe as a body language yeah i'm very curious about i always worry about the actual jokes but more just like how would you have like i usually have a mic that i'm holding you can just hold it yeah you can go i. So I would say I do a hip dip a little bit. And then if there's specific people, then I'll lean a little. Maybe go for a little walk. Do you target the crowd?

A little bit. What do you look for in a crowd? Do you look for disfigured people? I would. Who would you go out here among? Who is the easiest to, like, crowd work here in this room? Great question. Probably you.

Probably Tommy. Yeah, probably Tommy. I had a feeling that was coming. Pretend he's with, like, a 9 out of 10 blonde. So, funnily enough, I've liked calling out two guys that are just like hanging together and asking if they're on a date. Because I feel like everyone always assumes girls and boys are on dates and they always get extremely uncomfortable, which is fun for everyone.

Have you guys ever flipped the script and started kissing? Oh, yeah. All the time. They do. They're just asking for permission. Yeah. Yeah, they are. Good stance.

Sometimes holding the microphone or like holding the mic stand, I feel like is a step that some comics want to get over because it's like when you're clinging to something. Yeah, I think it's cool and powerful. To hold it?

Yeah, to hold it like a staff. I think the one hand on the top of it and you kind of move it around a little like you don't care while you're talking. That like a staff. I think the one hand on the top of it, and you kind of move it around a little while you're talking. That's really cool. I think, not stand-ups, but singers, when they hold the top of the mic, and they hold it up like this. That is cool. It's called cuffing. It would be really weird if a

stand-up did that. A lot of stand-ups I'm noticing now are resting it on their chin, which I'm not a fan of. I've seen that. It's like a cool comic thing. I'm noticing now are like resting it on their chin. What? Which I'm not a fan of. No. Like leaned up against their chin?

I've seen that. Yeah. I've seen that. It's like a cool comic thing. Oh yeah, they just, they don't want to be there. Yeah,

it's like ketamine core. It's like that's the style. Yeah. Like your arms are crossed a little and it's like pulling your head up because you can't be bothered. Yeah,

I like how Chappelle just like, he just like stoops like a gargoyle on a stool. Does he stoop like a gargoyle? Yeah, and then he smokes a cigarette but he holds it with his two fingers like this, very interestingly.

That's the coolest way to smoke, this way? Yeah. And then he smacks his leg with the microphone. Yeah, a lot of people have stolen that. I don't know if they stole it from him. I'm not sure. It's a thing to do, though. Yeah, to smack that bitch.

Slap your leg with it. It's funny. It is cool. What did you used to want to do before you wanted to do this? I've had a weird path. I went to NYU for acting. Good acting school? Yes.

It was fun. Then I did a complete 180 and worked at a private equity real estate firm for the last four years. I kind of just got sick of it, wanted to do something entertaining. And the stuff I didn't like about acting was like going into a room and just hoping people liked you versus like social media, media in general. There's a lot more that you can do to like accomplish your dreams. So try it out. You guys heard the story about Adam Sandler's acting teacher at NYU? Yes, but I forget it. So please heard it.

And I forget every single detail. He had an acting teacher at NYU that took him out early on at NYU for a beer and sat him down and said, hey, man, like, I don't think this is for you. Like, find a different path. Sat him down like very kindly, but also shattered his dreams to his face and then about 30 years later after adam sandler had become a movie star on snl had his own production company he ran into the same professor while he was out with a bunch of his friends and uh he told all his friends he like grabbed the professor and grabbed his friends and he was like hey this is the only professor that's ever bought me a beer he had the opportunity

to shit on the dude in front of everybody like this guy didn't believe in me but instead did this come from the teacher he told this story um brad pitt had adam sandler on like a actor's podcast or some shit like that and brad pitt like had heard the story about adam sandler so he told it takes a lot of maturity can. I would have handled that way differently. Yeah, you would have. I dream about situations like that. That's like the key to success is having one middle school teacher doubt you. Especially for rappers. Especially for rappers.

Rappers have the worst teachers, dude. And they're bad students. It's funny though, like TikTok entrepreneurs as well. Always had one. Teacher that's just like, you can't do that. You're not going to be the shortstop. Oh, are you doing like

pop culture, lifestyle, sex, lewd, sports? No, I'm doing... I said sex lube. Doing sex lube. Specifically lube. I'm doing a devil's advocate podcast. So I have people on

and then I argue the devil's advocate opinion comedically. Oh. That opinion comedic oh you give an example what would you say your record is in these arguments do you win most of the time i would say so yeah yeah really who decides um you yeah mostly it's a jury of my peers um yeah like an example would be should you date your friend's ex? So you say why they can. Why they should, yeah.

Should. Why should they? Because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. You trust your friend's opinions of people, so why not shop in their hand-me-downs? Yeah, that's true. Love it. Something to think about. Yeah, you taking notes, smokes? Yeah, it's. That's true. Love it. Something to think about. Yeah.

You taking notes, Smokes? Yeah. It's the devil's advocate. They'll be dating Spider's ex. Yeah. El Hadid. There's no way I'm taking Tommy Trickle down. None.

My FOP. Fallout pussy. Or runoff pussy. Fallout pussy. Fallout pussy. Fall out pussy. Fall out pussy. Zombie. Fall out pussy. That's freaking gross.

So how... After you put your Patrick Stump into him, dude. Going down, down. What has the week been like as far as the people with whom you've interacted throughout the Barstool office? And is there anything you hope to do in the last couple days of the week? It's been awesome. Just like hearing from all the different departments and seeing how the whole business is run. How is it run? Yeah, we don't know.

Yeah, we don't know. Let me break it down for you. Well, there's like five different marketing departments, which is crazy. Like all doing different things. What the hell? Yeah. So just seeing also what the business side values in terms of social media. What do they say?

What do they value? I wish I knew. Some insight. Was it partnerships? We met with partnerships yesterday. And then we met with integrated marketing today and social media. I didn't realize we integrated. I had no idea.

That's great. Yeah. How are the financials? Are we staying afloat? I mean, I don't want to. Fuck. No, everything. Good run, boys. Everyone's been so cool and awesome, and this is so fun and a great opportunity.

And tomorrow we're pitching to Erica, so I think that'll be a great experience. What are you going to say? I think I'm just going to tell her kind of my business plan, see what she says. What is it? Well, don't. Well, yeah, don't. You've been Ofer on questions. Even noises.

Every noise that pops out of Tommy. All-time bad performance. A rough outline. Connor Griffin, can you put the Tony Snell stat line over Tommy today? Oh, come on. We've had fun. You want to plug something? Sure.

My podcast is called Debatable Delaney. You can follow it on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, Instagram, TikTok. Nice. There we go. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Very cool. Awesome.

Thank you so much for being in here. I hope you've been having a good week, and good luck for the next couple days and on your journey. Thank you, and good luck with the wheel. It's looking rough. You guys are on it. You're on it, so good luck to you on the wheel. Okay. Appreciate it.

Nice to meet you guys. Yeah, nice to meet you. Presented by Outback. All this presented by Outback. What a group. Now, what the Yak listeners didn't know is that one of those people was an actor. They have to figure out who. Yeah, they have to figure out which one of them is actually an actor.

Any guesses? Well, she did say she went to acting. No, it was her. Yeah, she was the actor. She went to NYU acting school. The trickle down, the debate of dating a friend's ex just matters if you have

a bigger or smaller penis than your friend, right? Yeah. Possible to know, though. Ask. I can't think of a situation regardless of if that's okay. Yeah, no.

Unless your penis is just like fucking awesome. Unless your penis is a, no. Unless your penis is just like fucking awesome. Unless your penis is a microbe. Unless your penis is huge. And you're like, hey, I'd take better care of her than you would. I know you. And if you've got a micro penis, you've got to give it up to your big hog boys. Big hog boys.

You've got to pass it off to your big hog boys and be like, hey, I can't necessarily do with her. A big hog boy and a micro penisenis lad together, unstoppable force. Yeah, it's like Lumiere and that teapot. Yeah, you're right. Mrs. Potts. Just to play devil's advocate, though, if I was. It's like Lumiere and the beast.

I don't know what that means. Lumiere and the beast. Lumiere and a micropenis. And Mrs. Potts was fucking packing. You didn't see her spout? It's so easy to hide the fact that you have a mic penis oh yeah no one should know trust yeah no one should ever know no one should ever know very easy to hide oh because as soon as you get dumped by your first girlfriend she's telling everyone you live in a world where everyone is horrible and heinous

yeah yeah she's telling her friends while you're dating her. No, but if you are good with the hands and the... Okay. And you're not afraid to work a dildo

a little bit, then you're fine. You're fine. I don't want to offend. We might have a couple micro-penises out there. I know what it is.

Yeah, they know how to play the game. Yeah. Not me. Okay. You're doing great. Sure as hell was I. Yeah, not know how to play the game. Yeah. Not me. Okay. You're doing great. Sure as hell was I. Yeah, not me,

not Tommy Smokes. There's other things you can do. This apartment's not big enough for me and my penis. You can't have a micro penis in the West Village?

Yeah. I need a little bigger 4A for me and my dick. I thought it was laying cock on shoulder like Steven Crowder. Yeah. It was over his shoulder

like a Continental Soldier. Yeah. The Russians are just, I didn't know they were dying like crazy. Oh, yeah. Getting killed. And I didn't know they were like, they're just convicts. They throw them out there. Yeah.

That is insane. They said 100,000 Russian soldiers died in the last five months, most of whom were just like inadequately trained convicts. Yeah. That's insane. They do sweeps of the towns and pretty much just like round inadequately trained. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's insane. You do sweeps of the towns and pretty much just like round up this age group. And then they sent, it's like a meat grinder.

It's sick. So yeah. Yeah. That sucks. But, uh, whatever oil we're getting out of it, it'll probably be fucking delicious though. That's the tastiest oil.

We'll probably lose about 10 to 20 cents on gas prices or some shit. Worth it. Totally worth it. Be all to 20 cents on gas prices or some shit. Worth it. Totally worth it. Be all sweet for me. Be all good for me. You guys see Jackson Mahomes was arrested. Yeah. What?

The headline, what did he do? Was it because of that kiss? It was the kiss. Wait, what? He just went up to this girl at like the closing of a bar. I could be wrong. The owner of the bar. Yeah.

The high-powered woman. Oh. I did see the video. He grabbed her by the back of the neck. He planted one on her Pretty aggressively I thought it was four counts I thought I saw something that said four

I think it was a four count of kissing No there was also like an assault Like a physical fight And there was like two other things I don't know if they combined together Four counts I like him but I hate prison I don't know TikTok's pretty big in prison now I see it all the time combine together. Four kinds. Mm-hmm. Guy like him would hate prison.

I don't know. TikTok's pretty big in prison now. Okay. I see it all the time. You could be a good consultant. They're grilling on the steel steps. I saw that. I saw a guy using tissue paper,

lit it on fire, then was grilling PETA. Yeah, they're making great things in there. Yeah. They should be able to. They're very inventive. They should be able to do whatever the fucking, like, they should be able to have phones

and, like, TVs and shit in jail I feel like you'd be good in prison Ron you'd be running it their dopamine has to be so reset oh big time like where anything slightly enjoyable brings them ecstasy

or is that not how it works when they leave jail are they like oh that's the best thing a wallow it has to be a lot of them miss it do you see the video of him with the blood on his ketchup that was an old video that was like his first video or like the first but it was like a style of video and dude everybody in philly was doing it lots of like rappers were doing it like they said fake up like fake crime scene. Like it was a massive

genre of videos of dudes like pretending to be like dead being like don't let this be you. Like fuck it. Don't like don't wait till it's too late.

It was a very obviously catch up. Oh yeah. And the cops roll up. It's a tough one. Really. So there was another account that tweeted it

that went viral. It's like Shannon Sharpsburn or some shit like that. Yeah, I liked it. Okay, we want to go to Kyle's Likes. Bro, that's how you hold the fork? Terrible. Chopsticks probably whip your ass.

That makes me think I'm on the own team whenever I'm using chopsticks. Damn, I feel like Messi out here. Messi not going back to PSG. I saw that. We got suspended. What? For going to Saudi Arabia to have a sit-down, unsanctioned by the team. That's so weird.

Yeah. I hope he doesn't go there. I just want to watch him. I don't know where to watch those games. Bro, on some illegal cable. Dude, some guy i found out this weekend about there's like an argentinian guy who sent his own satellite into space and and just like has seven dollar a month cable that you can get and it's like you got to know somebody that knows

somebody i know a satellite guy no you just know somebody that knows this argentinian guy and he sent the satellite and he's also customer service. And you can just call him up, and he'll just be like, I swear to God. It was when I was in Rockaway. They were like, you got to get this fucking. Oh, so people here have his Argentinian people. Yes, people here. People I know, they're like,

we'll tell you this guy's number or whatever. And $7 a month for tens of thousands of channels. I know that's illegal, but is the satellite thing illegal? I don't think you could put stuff in there. Why can't we? How do you even begin to do that? How do you put it there? You could put balloons in space.

Is it just you put it on a balloon? It slipped out of my hand. I dropped it up. Oh no, my satellite. Dropped it way up there. Sorry. I dropped it up. I dropped it. Oh, no, my satellite. Dropped it way up there. Yeah. Well.

I'm trying to put my body in space. You've been for a while. Like your dead body? Yeah, I want my dead body in space. Like you want it pushed out of the spaceship just like you alone floating? No, I don't know exactly, but I would prefer just my remains to be put in space. Ideally, I'd want them to be launched into space on a trajectory that would exit our solar system.

Yeah. And then there's a non-zero chance that my remains land on a planet they can harbor life in. And there's a species of just human that can't read. Yeah, exactly. The ultimate vengeance. Everybody's just confused. We come back.

Everything's the same, but there are no letters. They came back. They don't want to kill us. They're just burning all the books. Planet with no letters. Yeah came back. They don't want to kill us. They're just burning all the books. Planet with no letters. Yeah, they love calculators. Seeing your naked, dead body zooming through space would be hilarious. Going so fast.

Like a hummingbird or a mockingbird. It'll probably strip you of your... Face would probably strip you of your clothes. Yeah, dude, fuck it, dude. It would eventually preserve. I mean, everyone's naked and everything's naked in space. Every planet's naked.

So like... Rip your penis off like a fucking angry chimpanzee? Space? Or do you think your penis would stay preserved? Depends on what I run into. If I hit some solar wind,

that thing could really shave me down into a nice bullet. A flesh bullet. Missile going through space? Yeah. That sounds fucking sweet. Yeah, that's my goal me to a bear oh my god don't wait until it's too late don't wait until it's too late change now a video

making a video i'm a motivational speaker i'm trying to tell dudes don't wait until it's too late to change so right now i'm shooting this and if I could use one of y'all it'd be great He's not shot. I'm trying to tell these dudes get the fuck out of the streets. I just did 20 years I think it's a great message. Yeah, so y'all can stand there and watch We just saw a dude laying on the ground Stand there and watch They don't have to get you because you can just get the cop Is this Philadelphia?

When the ketchup falls off his head You saw a dude laying on the ground. No, I'm shooting. I'm shooting, so. Oh, no, I'm not. So I'm just saying the past. Don't worry about that. Holy shit. That's hilarious.

We were just going to run your pockets if you were dead. Yeah. They didn't give up. Fuck. he chooses to be bald so he can wipe ketchup off very easily yeah that was early wallow i think that was right probably before like or as the podcast was starting or like it i think it was before the podcast because his first couple series of video when the podcast was starting was he would like jump off something and run to the camera. He would like – I remember the running to the camera.

And he would just like run to the camera. Always during the most inclement weather. He looked like he was in a conference room. The fucking weather was crazy. Yeah. That's kind of dope. He was in jail for the entirety of like the internet, then came out and immediately started just Oh, this shit is easy.

Into work. And it worked. And it worked. It worked so well. Very well. Yeah, that was cool. We got bogged down in figuring out MySpace to Facebook to Twitter, and he was just like, I'm going to fucking zoom into videos.

Yeah. So, Roan, are you currently, I don't know if you guys already talked about you are you striking uh the writer strike um they've you're gilded up right they've docked my pay or they they've given me or like i don't get the screeners right now that's literally the only benefit i think i pay dues every year so i can get like dvd screeners in like a paper flapjack like it's just not it's not beneficial to me to be in the guild but I'm officially on strike as per the emails

that I've gotten. So you're on that side. You ain't no scab? No I definitely would be a scab. Fuck that dude. But you're working right now. You didn't see Buddha Ben's tweet? He was like the writers are on strike after not writing anything good for the last 12 years. You're fucking flamed them.

You distilled it perfectly in one well-written sentence. If only the fucking writers could do that. You know what they're fighting for? In the emails, is there an action plan? They want some of that streaming skadoosh. They see fucking Bob Iger

rolling in money. I thought it was going to be like newer, better pens, but that makes more sense. Yeah. They have stories in quills. They're stories in feathered quills. I don't even... Writer's rooms are just like you're just hanging out. You just hang out and bullshit until someone says something that makes the whole room laugh

and then the head writer writes that down. Is that what it is? I've always wondered. I see that. I got to sit in the Daily Show writer's room for a while and in the mornings they would just put on

a bunch of different news channels and it was like sitting with your buddies and riffing and when somebody said something that made everyone laugh

they're like, alright. That would be the worst job though is the one that has to write down everything. That's head writer though. Head writer.

You get paid the most. You get to take credit for every idea. I just want to riff. I don't have to worry about writing down my riff. I don't want to have to worry about writing down my riffs. Oh, yeah. You don't want to do the writing aspect of writing. Right.

Got it. What if somebody wrote a five-minute monologue based on shit that we said from this show? That would be kind of sweet. Yeah. Know what I mean? I did see something interesting. They're trying to fight to block out AI from being able to write. They want to regulate it.

Yeah, yeah. And I went on chat, GBT, because I'm not a good joke writer, and I was like, please help me. And it can't do humor. I was going to say. It probably can just do, like, filler dialogue. So you could put in some funny ideas and it could probably organize it for you. Yeah, I tried to do, I went to a different one, and the AI they gave me was female.

I don't know. It was a woman, supposed to be a woman. And then it just tried to do I went to a different one and the AI they gave me was female I don't know it was a woman supposed to be a woman and then again it just tried to it just tried to fuck me always will

yeah it turned your webcam on automatically yeah jeez yeah damn slammed that hard drive

did it yeah motherboard yeah that's nasty that's real nasty. Joaquin Phoenix, headass. Tommy, have some steak. Some steak, Tommy.

It's out back. Or have a potato. I'd love to. Grab me a steak. I yelled that the last time. You just took one piece. You took a shrimp off of an existing steak. It's just a weird thing to do.

Why did High Noon run? Let's talk about High Noon. Ooh. Oh, actually, we got to talk about TaylorMade first. Oh, I got two knives. Oh, but that's with the wheel. You have to eat it with two knives now. Let's talk about High Noon. Hey, if you're a tequila

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Look for them at Drizzly or at your local convenience or liquor store and visit highnoonspirits.com to find it near you. I got a question. Who runs the Apple podcast feed for us? I don't know. No idea. For this show?

Yeah. Oh, for this? For this show. Connor uploads the pods, if that's what you're asking. Connor uploads the pods. Interesting. Can we go to the page? I was on the page last night, and I saw the cast of it.

The cast of the show looked interesting to me. Oh, I wrote that. The cast? Oh, no. Uh-oh. PJ. What you on about? Not the writing part.

There's a part where, like, on the... On the, uh... Yeah, that's good. All right, so where... There's a part on the podcast app when the people, they kind of... Like, their initials pop up or a headshot of them pops up. I've seen that.

There's space for unlimited numbers of the show. You could scroll over. Some shows have up to ten hosts. But somehow this show has been pared down to just three hosts. Sounds like Kate erasure is happening a little bit, even if it is a Chicago. Wait a minute. Kate's out of the show. I wasn't in there, but maybe it's just because I'm not going to Chicago.

Sass wasn't in there, but Brandon Walker's not even in there? Kate's not even in there? It's me, Kyle, and Big Cat. Look, there's three of them. If it ain't broke. That's how it is on IMDb as well. Kyle, you're listed as the CEO of Barstow on IMDB. Something like that, yeah.

It's just the three of them. How does one make that decision of who makes the cut? Yeah, I guess TJ. I don't know, TJ. I thought we were... I went into kicking Kate off the show. I love his parents. Listen, comparison is the thief of joy.

Must be nice from where you're sitting. It is, it is, it is. I believe it was originally a SiriusXM radio show description that I updated when it was a YouTube. Jerome was on SiriusXM. Yeah, he was the original. You were on Hundreds and hundreds

Of episodes Yeah you should do You should go on strike I might have to go on Double strike dude That's two strikes I'm about to be out of here You're going away from a turkey

Yeah this shit is fucking I was just laughing When I fucking found it Scrolling through IMDB It's not bad It's funny Wait a minute

No look There's Sass Okay So wait Sass. Okay. So wait, Sass has only done three episodes. Oh, okay, okay. Kyle's done the most. And then Molly McCann

is number six on the show. Wait a minute. Somehow had a case. Wait a minute. Francis. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that? Hedge, what is that?

What the fuck? Wait, Francis. Is that Tilda Swinton? What the that? Is that Tilda Swinton? Like a tasteful... Oh, God. I can tell he's fully naked. Yeah, you could just tell. See the upwards reflection of his dick.

He's casting a dark shadow in the middle. He looks like one of the victims of Firefest. Oh, you're the only one who's been on for ten episodes. I don't know what that is. Click on KB. 9.9. Pretty good. I'm a 9.9. Uh, the yak's

9.9. You're known for Barstool Yak. Hite. Jack's 9.9. You're known for Barstool Yak. Height. Yeah. Oh, shit. It's so devastating. How many stone, though? How many stone do you weigh?

Oh, man. A meter and a half and fucking 10 stone. That's a lot of stone. I don't know. I don't know what that means. How British people call a unit of, I don't know what that is. I think it's like 14 pounds. Oh, 14? I don't know. 14, 18? I guess that's a pretty big difference. France doesn't

do a 14, right? Deodorant? Their counting system is different. And the rest of Europe? Yeah, it's like a different language. They don't use numbers that we do. Like, uh.

Higher numbers. I forget what it is. They count in ad-libs. Uh. It's like 40 is their thing? Units of 40? I don't know. I think you're right.

Or 20, maybe? Something like that. They love striking. The French love striking. They 20 maybe? Something like that. They love striking. The French love striking. They probably fuck with the writers heavy. I was watching History. I'm deep into History now. They are...

You do love World War II. Yeah, well, I exhausted World War II. I know everything about it. Really? Everything about it. Hit me. Whatever you want, I got it. You don't even know enough to ask a fucking want. I got it. Who invaded Ethiopia?

Who invaded Ethiopia? That would be the Italians. Wow. He does, dude. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Ethiopians staved them off, but there's still a lot of spaghetti there. Is there Italian native boys way up?

There's tons of spaghetti out in Ethiopia. Pizzas. Is there like, you could tell that they're somewhat Italian? No, no. But they just left them behind spaghetti. They're like, damn, this shit is fire. Like, you could tell that they're somewhat Italian? No, no, but they just left them behind spaghetti. They're like, damn, this shit is fire.

Like, you can't have this. Ethiopia is one of the only countries that's never been colonized. I don't know. Interesting. I mean, I'm... I don't know about that.

You can get into history. But I was saying that the French, during like the French Revolution, they went monarchy back to republic, back to monarchy, and now they're doing

like a Marvel Cinematic Universe of republics. They're on their fifth. Damn. Yeah. What the hell? On the same pace as John Wick. What the hell's a republic? I got no fucking clue. What is that? I don't know. A lot of republics wouldn't want to live there. What? Congo? One Congo's

bad. Really bad. I would say they're both. One's the People's Republic, one's just the Republic? Democratic. The People's Republic of China they're both. One's the People's Republic, one's just the Republic. Democratic Republic. Yeah, the People's Republic of China. China and North Korea's Republic. Star Wars doesn't help PR-wise either. No, because the Star Wars Republic was good. Oh yeah, my bad. I was thinking of the Empire. So who's the...

They're not a democracy, I guess that means. Oh, because we're a republic. Technically we are. To the republic for which it stands. That's off the dumb isn't California a republic I don't know yeah

on the flag yeah yeah hell is a republic I'm never gonna look it up no see I don't like that I don't like learning about that I like learning about

troop movements and stuff like that flanks strategies flanking yes dude this the taking of Istanbul I don't like learning about that. I like learning about troop movements and stuff like that. Flanks? Strategies, flanking, yes. Dude, the taking of Istanbul or Constantinople, which became Istanbul, is one of the craziest stories ever. What happened? This dude Mehmet, who was the Ottoman sheik,

his lifelong goal was to take Constantinople. His dad couldn't do it. His grandfather couldn't do it. For hundreds of years, no one could take Constantinople. And that was the Holy Roman Emperor. And there's this little bay inside of there. And to protect the bay, the people of Constantinople put this gigantic chain across the entrance of the bay. So you couldn't even go into it with a ship because of this big fucking chain.

Dude, how metal is that, literally? What? You just did a chain? We did that across the Hudsonudson during the revolutionary war the u.s put a giant chain like way up north to stop british ships from coming down and they were all posted up and they're like this is gonna fuck their ships up and then the british just like got out in a little thing and they cut the chain and they kept rolling they ran through it like a marathon there's like a viewpoint where you can see where the chain used to be and they thought it was going to.

But back then, they didn't have the chain cutting technology. Yeah, they were just wearing space blankets when they got through. But he couldn't get through the chain, and his navy was on the outside. And he's like, fuck, the only way. Also, it was the first battle that ever used a big cannon. It was like the first time there ever was artillery used in a battle, which was way older than I thought. And half the time, these things would just blow up, which was also entertaining from our point of view. And so what he did was he's like, dude, fuck it.

Cut down all the trees, cover them in animal fat, and they took their Navy from outside the bay in the cover of night, mowed down all these trees in two days, and then pushed the ships on land over logs that were rolling covered in animal fat, and then they woke up one morning, and the Holy Roman Emperor was like, what?

It was like magic. All of a sudden, their navy was just inside the bay and just skull-fucked them. What the hell? It's crazy how many wars are won just by doing shit at night. Like, oh, surely they can't do anything to us. Yeah. The fog's rolling in.

Yeah. It's like, no, we'll do it at night. What the fuck? Yeah, and that's like every single secret victory has been at night. Just be aware. Yeah, just stay up. Stay up. Washington is getting...

I get it, though. I get it. It's like, all right, we're going to go to sleep. You ever tried to work at 3 a.m.? Shit sucks. I used to work midnight shifts at an orphanage

what the hell what did you watch them make sure they were I had to check every room every 15 minutes or else they were

considered a runaway legally if you didn't see them for 15 minutes damn just take a long shit and you're a runaway yeah

that seems like a pretty harsh time period might be longer might be 20 but yeah it's not even an office episode yeah what it's like a pretty harsh time period. It might be longer. It might be 20, but yeah. It's not even an office episode. Yeah, well, it's like a Pepper Ann episode.

I figured they wouldn't be pressed too much. They do make sure the kids stay in? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. You got to break in and fucking free all the orphans. Kids that work at orphanages are so chill, though. My first guy I was working with, Chad, he was like, you want to fuck with one of these kids?

He brought his puppy and he put it in the kid's room. And he woke up the kid. He was like, where'd you get this fucking puppy? And the kid was just asleep. And the kid was freaking out. He probably never had that before, though. Oh, no, he was a cool guy. Yeah, it wasn't malicious by any means.

Where'd you get this puppy? We're going to give you back to your parents if you don't tell us. He was a cool guy. It wasn't malicious by any means. Did you get this puppy? We're going to give you back to your parents if you don't tell us. What can you take from an orphan? Unpunishable kids. Yeah, it's tough. Similar to the track and field runners. How do you punish them?

What? Run a lap. Are you going to make them do run suicides? Yeah. What are you going to say? Get on the lap? We made them run every time they? Yeah. What are you going to say? Get on the line? We made them run every time they were bad. You're playing Pac-Man.

You guys, all of you, for being bad runners, you have to play Halo 3. Yeah, that's just not right. Yeah. That shit's unfair. Tommy, what else are you seeing, brother? What else am I seeing? You've barely touched your food. I've eaten a lot of it. Are you staying away from your starches, or what's you seeing, brother? What else am I seeing? You've barely touched your food. I've eaten a lot of it.

Are you staying away from your starches? Or what's wrong with the potatoes? I thought they were really, really good. Yeah, I mean, they're delicious. I'll have, if everybody will like me more if I eat them. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, you're increasing. If you had a carrot, I'd really do a lot for me.

Improve your eyesight. That's actually... Falsehood, I already know. I knew where you were going to go with that. Come on, bro. I'm part of a big fucking carrot. Well, no, you're a history falsehood. I already know. I knew where you were going to go with that. Come on, bro. You're a history guy, so you know. And that's actually World War II,

one or two history. What, the carrots? It was like British propaganda because that's all they had was carrots. They're like, tell people it makes

their eyesight better. Oh, I didn't know that. That's interesting. World War I is one of my next ventures. What was the small penis propaganda thing?

Was that a thing? I think that was just an insular thing into your life. No, no, no. There was a war thing that they were trying to lower morale of troops by leaving enormous condoms when they left. Oh, shit. Really? I love that psychological warfare.

I'm worrying about pirates right now. Worried about pirates? No, I'm learning about them. Damn, I'm worrying about pirates right now worried about pirates? no I'm learning about them I'm worried sick I do live near a river textbook pirates too the guys just flipping textbooks Black Sam Bellamy used to

whenever he would take a ship he would have all of his soldiers strip ass naked and just have their muskets and their knives and stuff. And a lot of the times, the people whose ship they were taking would just be so mind-fucked by a bunch of naked dudes running on their ship, they would just be like, all right, you got it. And it literally worked 100% of the time. Under the guise of warfare, like a tactic, weren't they just gay?

No, no. They must have. I mean, the dude just said we should all get naked. Pirates tactic, weren't they just gay? No. They must have. I mean, the dude just said we should all get naked. Pirates were very gay. We're gay for booty. Pirates were so fucking popular when Pirates of the Caribbean came out. They surpassed. Everybody wanted to be one.

Pirate Paul Burchill, the WWE wrestler. Failed gimmick, but. Still sweet, though. He would come in on a rope. We got to all take our clothes off. All right, everyone, we want the ship.

You got to take your fucking clothes. You're surrounded by like a group of guys about to jump you and you just strip naked. Do you think they still? No, not bad. No, if they're drunk, yes,

they'll still defense mechanism. You start wrestling them. If you cling to them, maybe not. You cling to them off me. If you press your start wrestling them. If you cling to them, maybe not. Get them off me! If you press your penis into them, you smush your penis onto their leg as they're beating you,

maybe that will work. Smiling. I think if you bring feces into the game, you win. If you can even pretend like you're about to put shit on them. Would you rather get knocked out cold or do that? I'd rather get knocked out cold, I think. That's a good point. And get stripped down and rub shit all over yourself. I would definitely, yeah.

Walking home smug with that shit on. I'll teach them. No wells, no wells. All right. Self-defense. That shit's gross. It's freaking disgusting have you ever fallen down naked

never I had a close call in the shower the other day and I had to like grab onto the curtain and it like helped a little bit it's crazy how the universe kind of protects mine or yours your cock and balls every other part of my body

has gotten marred hit injured my cat will nap Every other part of my body has gotten marred, hit, injured. My cat will nap or nip at every part of my body except my cock and balls. That's so lit. Your cat's going to jump up and latch. Yeah. Get that adult circumcision you've been looking for. Cock and balls are very unprotected.

They're right in the center of the body. They should get hurt way more often. Well, it's actually a design flaw. They should be in the body. No, they should be because the only reason in the center of the body. They should get hurt way more often. Well, it's actually a design flaw. They should be in the body. No, they should be because the only reason they're outside of the body is temperature. But, uh, I mean, the fact that they're between your legs is kind of a blessing. If it was dead in the middle of your chest,

that'd be a lot less protection than like there had to have been some evolutionary cocks that were in the wrong place. Yeah, like on their ass cheeks every time they sat down. If your balls were on your ass cheeks, how would humans evolve to sit?

I don't know. It was way back in the day. You have to wait thousands of years for the standing desk. Everyone lays forwards. Please take a seat. My balls are on my ass. You'd have to develop a rib. On your stomach. Please take a seat. My balls are on my ass. Yeah. You'd have to develop a rib cage around your ass.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad I don't have to worry about that. Getting hit in the nuts and stuff. I feel like that is a little stressful probably in the back of people's minds. You have to carry a child for like a period. Oh, that's true. That's insane.

That's true. Yeah. A lot of aches and pains. It hasn't really worried me a period. Oh, that's true. That's insane. Yeah. A lot of aches and pains. It hasn't really worried me a lot. When I was in, I don't know if you guys had this, but when I was younger, your dick and balls were always...

That was a prime target for me. Prime target, yeah. Does the, do you even get to experience like the pleasures of sobriety, the clear-headedness and all of that? No. I feel like I've been severely hungover

for like two years. That sucks. Severely. Well, for the last few months, i feel like i've been severely hungover for like that sucks two years severely well for the last few months i feel like i've been like like i i described it that way last time too like i'm trapped in a hangover i can't get out of it was it like this the first time yeah i would get sober and tired i would have to like pull over my car and sleep and now just randomly throughout the day i keep yawning on the show i'm like oh my god it's like and then just always feeling like I'm going to vomit like right here just like constantly.

It's amazing we haven't gone extinct. It fucking sucks. It's like constant. It's supposed to get better, but by now it should, but it's still. Are you done at two or is that an invasive question?

I was done at one. At least so you're really about to be done forever now though and you'll just be able to drink for the rest of your life. Lesson learned. So, yeah. So then I'll be good.

Damn. It's a blessing. That is a great blessing. That first drink probably hits real good, though. After? After. During? It can't even be like immediately after.

Yeah. No. It's so... No. Because you're just... How soon after can you? Yeah. What's the acceptable time?

Well, because if you're breastfeeding, you can't, right? No, that's a myth. You can. Oh, for real? Yeah. Yeah, you can. They said you would have to... They say if you can find him, you can feed him.

If you can get home from the bar and find him, you can feed him. I always went by. I thought you were talking about your breasts. That too. That too. So drag. We're stuck on the male cat. No.

The first time I went out, he was born in March, was at the end of June down the Jersey Shore. Wow. You waited, wow, three months afterwards. And even then, I was so stressed wondering about him that I had like two drinks. I was like, I got to go. And then I like couldn't. Took your motorcycle home? Yeah, I hopped on my my motorized

unicycle imagine asking the nurse to hand you a beer before they hand you your baby yeah yeah give me a tall boy people bring champagne and stuff into the like delivery room and like sushi and all the shit they couldn't eat during oh yeah i get it yeah champagne's not with anxiety so what's going to be like your first like meal what what other meals aren't you allowed to have I get it. Yeah. Champagne's not good. Not with anxiety. So what's going to be, like, your first, like, meal? What other meals aren't you allowed to have when you're... Supposedly, like, hoagies. I've been craving, like, a good Italian hoagie. You can't have deli meats.

You're not supposed to have, like, raw fish. I had to move the crumbled cheese aside. You're not supposed to have, like, unpasteurized, like, cheeses, like, blue cheese and, like... What? There's a little... Everything in moderation. Like, you're only supposed to have one cup of coffee a day, Max. Jesus.

Ooh, I would have a difficult time. I'm so glad I can just get hit in the balls. Yeah. Yeah, now that I said that out loud, I'm like, it must be terrible to have a penis. Yeah, no, this.

That, no, yeah, they're like pleasure factories. It's really, it's quite awesome. Actually pretty sweet. Our great, the worst thing that happens to us is having to pee with a boner.

Yeah. Vesticular cancer, but that's a close second. That was April, bro. It's not awareness month anymore. Yeah, we missed the season. Blissfully unaware. I did this new thing whenever I wake up in the middle of the night and I have a boner and I have to pee, I just go in the shower.

Ew, dude. Is it that hard to aim? It's very difficult. How often do you wake up with a boner? I'm not hard enough. That's never a conundrum for me. Che does too. I push down.

It's like the 40-year-old virgin scene. You gotta bend. Rudy, do you turn the shower on? I do after. I just want to make sure you're not just like... You guys aren't waking up with a boner every day? No. What?

If I do... I mean, if I'm lifting legs a lot, I'll be fucking... Vascular? Yeah, I'll be rock hard. Every day? Yeah, it's better to step up your blood flow game. Step up your pussies. It actually...

Step your pussy up. That's a cool sentence. Step your pussy up. That's a cool sentence. Well, pussy up. That's a cool sentence. Well, no, it happens if you get boners in the morning, mostly because I heard because if you drink a lot of water, it then presses on your bladder, and then that somehow triggers you to get a boner.

So if you're just drinking more water, then you'll get a boner. If you drink a lot of water at night, you're essentially getting a finger up the butt in the morning. Yeah, you're getting some prostate action, yeah. Being hydrated's gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is. But, yeah, dude, if you've got to pee with a boner, then, yeah, just hydrated's gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is. But yeah, dude, if you've got to pee with a boner,

then yeah, just go in the shower. It's way easier. Yeah. Trust me. I don't think I will. I think I'm just going to keep on... Are you going on strike again? Yeah, that's three strikes.

I mean, you couldn't do that in the bathroom you've been looking at in your future apartment. You've got to think about that. That guy's jacked. Who is that guy? That's not natural. That's KB. That ain't Natty.

That ain't Natty. I'm like pissed at that guy. You hate him. You see Jesus drawn on a crucifix. You're like, fuck him. This motherfucker. Beautiful abs. Jesus probably did have good abs, though.

I bet you every Mediterranean diet just really, really. And, bro, like 40 days in the desert and shit. Come on. It was juice cleansing off the blood. He probably got really sunburned because he's white. He was in the shit. He has a white guy. He has a blonde hair, blue-eyed white guy. It was probably tough for him being in the Middle East, but that's why he's a fucking guy. That's why they worsh was a white guy. He has a blonde hair, blue eyed, white guy.

It was probably tough for him being in the Middle East, but he's a fucking guy. They worshipped him. Yeah. All right. I have to go to an eyeglasses appointment. Oh, no. Oh, shit. It's a yearly checkup.

It's a yearly eye checkup. Do you wear contacts? Eye appointment. Eye doctor appointment. Eye doc, thank you. Sorry. Jesus. But I want to spin the wheel before we do that.

Let's do that. Let's do it. I'm switching to contact soon. Are you? But I'm afraid I have small eyeballs. Let's see it. No. Please.

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it easily adds like 30 to 50 yards. Are you serious? Yeah, no, it's unreal. People forget that you're a fucking stick, Zaha. How are those clubs that we built the bag? How are they treated? They're great. They came back a little bit too long. I actually do need to go get them fixed this weekend. I'm going to

a golfsmith to go get them shaved down a little bit. Hopefully at I actually do need to go get them fixed this weekend. I'm going to a golfsmith to go get them shaved down a little bit. So hopefully at Half Moon Bay in San Francisco, I'll be hitting the links. All right, all right. Half Moon Bay is awesome. It's so beautiful.

It's unbelievable. Right on the water. It made me nauseous how beautiful it was. That's where Mavericks is, the big waves. Yeah, it's crazy. It was so fucking beautiful.

Yeah, it's really cool. It made me pissed how fucking nice it was. I would love to move to Sausalito, which is right across from San Francisco. Ideal. You too, Che? Houseboat living. Yeah, I went to a wedding there once,

and I just saw manatees, just right there. That's awesome. I'm out the rest of the week. Why? No, Tommy, where are you going to be? You can't be out if Nick's out. We need you for the act. I'm out the rest of the week why no Tommy where are you going to be you can't be out if Nick's out

we need you for the act cancel your plans alright put you in the show description really ahead of you no no no we're going to England yeah

that'd be fucking awesome KB what happened with your passport you wouldn't get there at 8. Absolute blather. A prolonged and tedious fuss. Couldn't get it.

That sucks so bad. Did you go early? Like, did you go when Che told you to go? I made all the right moves at the wrong times. How do you know they were the right moves? I did everything right too late. But, no, Tommy will be a great replacement. I feel bad taking his spot.

No, you shouldn't. You didn't at all. I was going to say, I couldn't get him a passport. Have you ever been to England, London? I have, yeah. I saw the Yankees put the Red Sox there about four years ago. Who won? The Yankees won both games.

Have you been, Nick? Never. Never? I'm very, very nervous for the flight. Riggs did a good video in England. Have you been, Nick? Never. Never? I'm very, very nervous for the flight. Riggs did a good video in England. Yeah. Are you sitting first class? Nope.

I thought they had to put you in first class. You'd think. You'd think. A certain amount of... We're Economy Delight. We're Economy Delight. Oh. What's Delight?

I got an aisle, by the way. I got an aisle both times. I did not. Really? You could change. There's still one's open. Are there still ones open? Well, there was this by you.

Who's filming? John Kelly. Nice. There's still ones open. Are there still ones open? Well, there was this one. Who's filming? John Kelly. Nice. Oh, he's great. He's the best. International John Kelly. Let's spin the wheel. How'd you do it?

In the app? Yeah, you got to go to the Virgin mobile app. Okay. Reset? Oh, reset. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. We, yeah. All right. Oh, God. Us. Yeah, we...

Yeah. All right. Can't even complain. And we put on all the people from Barcelona from their internship. Yeah. Should I call Enrique and have him come back down? Yeah.

No. Did anybody else come on the show today that we can add? Spider. Their hair was so nice. Which one had nicer hair? We both were having a great hair day. There was four people.

All right, but just the dudes on. Oh, no, no. No. Oh, no, no. What the hell? We got to keep it even. I'm sorry. I feel bad if it lands on everybody.

The wheel. So we need to get everybody that was on the show back in here. Okay, thanks. Do you remember their names, CJ? Jason. Aria. Ab. Aria.

Delaney. From San Francisco. She used to work at the same golf course that Zaha hopes to go to. I have a bad feeling this is going to be me. I don't think I've ever seen you wet. Is it not a full plane? Of course, that's our hopes to go to. I have a bad feeling this is going to be me. No. I don't think I've ever seen you wet. Is it not a full plane? I don't know.

It said there were multiple ones to choose from. Because my seat's H. I don't think that's Isle. Oh, no. It's H. It's Isle. I have an H, too. What do you like in the water, Tommy?

Very aquatic. Everybody is in the water. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, it's surprising that I know how to swim, I think, given everything else about me. But I do know how to swim. When you go in the ocean, are you like your body surfing the waves? No, no, no.

Sully. Sully, come here. Sully, come here for a sec. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. He's in for the fucking grind. I'm busy. That's not good.

What else is new? All right, well, he's in there now. There he goes. Perfect. Tell him to say hi on the mic. Sully, say what's up. What's happening?? Well, he's in there now. There he goes. Tell him to say hi on the mic. Fusoli, say what's up. What's happening? You're on the wet wheel, brother.

Congratulations. Oh, come on. Why would we ever want to talk to you? You always want to talk to me. Shut up. You're on the wheel. Let's start spinning because I... Yeah, you do have to go to the eye doctor.

Probably sopping wet. I know. Wet socket. That's the worst wet. I know. Wet socket. That's the worst feeling. A wet-ass socket. But if the wheel wills it, then so shall it be done. Is your appointment at 3? No, it's in Brooklyn at 3.30.

Oh, that's still tough. I don't fucking make it. Who was the last person to get wet? Che. Was it Che? person to get wet? Che. Was it Che? Yeah. Good memory, Kate. Yeah, and it wasn't because he raised his hand.

I just knew in my heart. They are not feeling the wet wheel. They are not. Well. That's too bad. Ruined their experience for some. They say that? I don't know.

I think we're missing. We're missing. Oh,'t know. We're missing... Oh, never mind. We're not. Wow, this makes me feel good. Is this just whoever it is? No, it's Eliminator. It's Eliminator. So, Spider is safe. Homie, did you say please when it was two away?

You're fucked. Wait, the Sully's on here? Yeah, we brought him in. Let's talk. Oh, yeah. I finally learned to keep my mouth shut. Please, please. It worked.

I could not get this. Sorry about that. I thought this was going to be me. Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die. Die, die, die. Oh. Damn, dude. Maybe dry.

I'm done. That wool polka sweater would be the size of, it would be for an American girl. Hey. No, brother. My first love. Type shit. Do you ever catch yourself saying type shit outside of work?

It's bad. Beautiful. Alright. Type shit. Is any of the interns? I guess they're just not. I told them to come in. Hanging out right here. Alright. Jason. they're just not. I told them to come in. They're hanging out right here.

Jason, you're safe. I hope it's not one of the interns. It'll be one of the female interns. I know. Both having a great hair day. That's good. Rhea. Holy.

Justice is served, brother. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's a finger all about? You should be a nice guy. See? He should be so nice. Probably why he's not going. Got ahead and switched up.

He likes pranking me now. And his pranks aren't pranks. It was take my phone. He's still learning the. Gotcha. There you go. Both the ladies are safe. There we go.

Three. I knew it. Okay. This is shaping up to be bad. Kate, your name's popping off there. I know. For all the worst things. Please, please.

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye. There you go, Tommy. Please, please. There you go, Tommy. Nope, nope. Oh my god. Shit! Yes!

Oh god, dude. Sorry, I just really don't want to get what I have to do in an apartment. Finish your steak. Finish your potato. I use my hands.

I'm sorry, I'm cutting it up. What do you mean can you use your hands I don't know if I ever I may hate me we'll hate you Kate

sorry good luck for me alright Rome you've been you've what have you done I I definitely displeased

the wheel I think from complaining when I fucked up was when I said I wanted to go to La Bernardin really bad and I think the wheel picked up on my yeah you're fine getting wet my vibe no I hate from complaining. When I fucked up was when I said I wanted to go to LaBernadine really bad. And I feel like the wheel picked up on my...

Yeah. You're fine getting wet. My vibe. No, I... Eat! Oh, yes, I am. Fuck. I'm cold.

All right. You're done for. I would rather me than the intern. I'll say that. You're one of the last three. God damn it. One of the last two now.

It's you and me, pal. Best out of seven. All right. Wanted to land on your name. Got this. This is going to be. Yeah. See you around. Best out of seven all right wanted to land on your name yeah see your own best out of what oh god yeah it's good that's good for you that's good for you all right yeah what did i do

i've racked up karma oh okay word i feel like that's gonna work for him i feel like that's going to work for him I feel like that's going to work for him Okay What is it 1-1? 1-1 It's It's pretty warm yeah Has anyone gone in there recently? Because this is the anniversary of That's you

That's you Alright 2-1 Okay That's you. That's you. Yay! Ugh. Alright, 2-1. Okay. Okay. Hell of a series. Maybe I'll start a big physical fight in here, and it will end before the last spin.

We'll just never know. See. end before the last spin. We'll just never know. What am I? I've got two. It's 2-2. 3-2, Kate. 3-2. Okay. Game 6. You'd have to borrow a whole outfit. Oh, come on, please.

All comes down to one. Wait, whoever gets this next one? Yep. Yep. Aim seven. Oh, my God. No! That crazy early reaction.

Obviously headed towards you. Hey. Oh, I'm sorry. So obviously headed towards you. I'm so sorry. No question. But it's a nice shower. All right, skedaddle.

Go get wet. I don't know where the shower is. It's right over there. It's right there in the corner. Body armor. skedaddle. Go get wet. I don't know where the shower is. It's right over there. It's right there in the corner. See it from here. Yeah. There's the shower guard. We'll give you clothes to put on to go in.

Yeah. Oh, should he get some free row back for his efforts, for his troubles? I'm going to piss my pants in the rear back. We've got to figure out. And you don't have to wear your socks and shoes in there, obviously, though. Nice. What about pants? A bunch of pants, yeah.

We'll find you a pair of pants or shorts or something. Is anyone looking for pants for him? No. No, no. Okay. No, I didn't think about it. I don't care. He doesn't have to do this, does he?

Let me smack you. Let me smack that thing. We're live. Yeah, we're live. Let me smack that thing. By the end of this year. smack that thing. We're live. Yeah, we're live. We smack that thing. No. That's it. By the end of this year.

You're moving. I'll find you. So what do you guys want to talk about? I've got nothing. Do we feel bad making this guy get wet? Yeah, me too.

I don't... I'll tell you, the good thing about it being him is that he wants to be content right yeah no you're right you're right give him a change yeah he's good right he gambles for a living like he can get wet in a shower it's not like he's like a gum trying to be like a finance person like no it's true which i don't. I don't know how that works. Gamblers, notoriously, they're going to lose. Oh, yeah.

He'll eventually need a job, right? No, there are full-time gamblers in Vegas, right? I think eventually, though, you have to pivot to selling. Like the Stu Feiner, you sell your picks. I think is the way to make that a legitimate full-time job. His wife doesn't know, right? It sounded like absolutely, yeah, no. Did not seem like it in the slightest.

Is he in there now? I don't know. I think Kate's kind of helping him. I feel like he kind of, seemed like he was kind of excited. Yeah, there's part of him that's happy, I think. I think he was a little into it. You know. Yeah, no, I think it's good.

He got some free row back. It's true. It's true. I wonder if he's going to go top on. I was kind of wondering the same thing, but I don't know if it was a... Someone should tell him. You mean top on. Take it off.

What were you thinking, Tommy? Oh, Yamaka? Yeah. Oh, his tippy top. Yeah, his very top. Oh, his top. His top. He's soaked.

Oh, all right. Let's see. He didn't change. All right, let's give a good reaction. Oh, he is... Oh, this motherfucker. Good reaction. Look at you.

Laughing. Oh. Looks like a... Look what the cat dragged in. Oh, wet motherfucker. Look at you. Look what the cat dragged in. Oh, wet and shit. Wet and full. He got more wet than everybody else. Well done. Very good. Very good.

Shout out your socials. Yeah, give all your handles out on the. Mike right there. Mike right there. Right there. Be careful. Don't touch it. Really just a Twitter guy.

Car Kings 33 came seventh in the Overs tournament. That's the at name? Wait, what? Jesus Christ. What? Car Kings 33. Car Kings 33. R or card?

R. C-A-R. King. Kings. Yeah, there's a video of me with Dave on there. There's a... That's about it. Okay.

All right. All right. Well done. Well done. Cemented into history with that. I know. Second wet fan ever. Is it the second wet fan?

Who's the first? Dio? Yeah. He was in LA. Oh, yeah. He committed. He did. Very wet. Top off. He did take the top off. AFK. oh yeah he committed he did yeah uh Barry what

top off he did take the top off AFK alright guys Ami, Nick safe travels enjoy your trip we'll see you Monday

yeah yeah trip for the rest of us we'll see you tomorrow sass is out big cat's out is it just you and me

it's just me and you awesome make it work we'll just compliment each other the whole time and it'll be fine Tomorrow. Sass is out. Big Cat's out. Is it just you and me? It's just me and you. Make it work. We'll just compliment each other the whole time, and it'll be fine. I have a feeling I know why you didn't want to go to London. Because we were catching up on total yak appearances, Big Cat and I. No. I know that's eating away at you.

I do think about that. I did want to go to London. I do love that Twitter account. That's Connor Griffin. I know, but how did he do it? He went back and Yeah. I did want to go to London. I do love that Twitter account. Yeah. That's Connor Griffin. Yeah. I know. But how did he do it? He went back and watched. I don't know.

He does a lot of very cool things. He's taking a lot of time. Bye. All right. All right. I'll see you. Bye. Bye.

Bye. We'll be right back. Bye.