The Yak - Checking In On Tate As He Completes His Punishment For Ohio State's Loss To Texas: Mon Sep 14, 2026

Episode Date: September 14, 2026

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check out cellbucoffee.com for details. Where's Brandon? I don't know. I think he quit. Was he on mostly sports? You know what's crazy? I don't remember. Okay.

We did the whole show and I don't... He might have been there, might not up? I don't know. How's he doing? How's he holding up? Because is Brandon, does Brandon... Is he okay with being wrong? He's very wrong.

But I think... So wrong. Mississippi State being good is a Trump card. That's the one Trump card he has. He's just like, who gives a shit out wrong I am? We have a quarterback now, you know? Yeah, because I feel like he's in that tough spot where he does like to be right. Yeah.

But being wrong is so profitable for him. Right. He shouldn't change anything. But I think it eats it up. I know. It definitely bothers him. It does bother him. They picked Oregon to win the national title and they lost Oklahoma State.

The more wrong he is, the better he is. Yeah. The more money he makes, the more successful he is. Doesn't matter. People watch. Doesn't matter. That's the long of life. You think it bothers them?

I do. It does for sure. It's like Tate. Like he's really bummed. Tate the same thing. That Ohio State lost. Nobody's going to be like, oh yeah, I got to follow Tate. Ohio State went undefeated.

This is so good for him. Yeah. Kyle like, Tate was really bummed. And Kyle was like, Tate, you're not Ohio State. You aren't the university. You're not the Buckeyes, bro. You're not the Buckeyes. You're the one getting a million views right now.

And he's, he, at McDonner. We got to zoom him in. He didn't want to hear that he wasn't the Buckeyes. He thinks he's a Buckeyes. He does. He thinks he's the Buckeyes. How many has he, how many has he eaten? Five, six.

Okay. That's not bad. That's a ton. That is a ton. That feels like a ton. That's gross, yeah. Brandon and Zach are arguing out there. Refused to come into the show to talk about it.

Whoa. Whoa. What are they arguing about? Brandon. Brandon's trying to get some type of information. out of Zach, which Zach is not disclosing. We don't do that around here. What the?

Wait, why was Zach? I don't know. Not to find out. I'm an idiot. Let's keep this good content off camera. Yeah, that's why I said. Just do it in here. He was a scuttling before the show.

Brandon, he was like scurry and he was doing that kind of bent over, like scuttling around kind of thing. Oh, here he comes. Look, he's scuttling. What's going on, Brandon? He's back. Oh, he's... Oh, Brandon.

You're fucked. What was happening out there, man? I've been here the whole time. What are you doing? What are you doing? You're a guy. Why are you doing it when we're on the middle of a live show? You're doing it off of air.

Why are you hollering me? Because of that. Zach, where are you going? Come on. I was walking to the yak. Okay. Hank had called me over there as I was walking in here. Hank said, hey, come here.

I said, okay. I went over there. Hank had something to talk to me about. I talked to him. As I turned to walk to the yak, on time, by the way. Zach. Zach says, hey, Brandon.

I say, what's up, Zach? He says, did you see what Tom said? And I said, no, what did Tom say? And he said, nothing. I just wanted to see if you said, if you saw it. So Tom said something about me that Zach stop me in my tracks on the way the act said, hey, did you see what Tom said? What are your thoughts on what Tom said about you?

And then I said, what do you mean, Zach? And for 15 minutes, he's been playing fucking shit with me and my feelings about what Tom said. I promised I wasn't playing anything I wasn't trying to do anything with your feelings Were you playing shit and feelings with his feelings? No, I appreciate, I appreciate Brandon Tom's rivalry And I was just trying to fish for information You and Tom have a rivalry?

No. Brady? Tom Fernelli. Oh. But I said, no, no, no, no, no. I said to Zach Fornelli? And he said, no, not him. No, I didn't say anything back to that.

But why? What are you talking about? I was fishing for information. No, you weren't. This has become something it shouldn't have been. Zach, I was walking off. I was walking off. It was over.

And you said, did you see what Tom said? What did Tom say? That's the thing. I have no idea because I didn't think he said anything. I was just trying to find him. That's bullshit. Don't let him get away with bullshit. Brennan, you love to fish.

You cast lines in the backyard all the time. I was just throwing a lot. That's a great point. So if Hank, if Hank walk by right now, you'd be like, hey, did you see what Scott said? Zach, he's giving you a fight. Scott, reel him in. Right, who's Tom?

Tight is. Hold Zach's hips. Zach's over. Zach doesn't need enough. He doesn't care. There's no conclusion here because no one named Tom ever said anything. I was just trying to see if Tom did say so. As I was walking off, you said, hey, did you see what Tom said?

And when I pressed you on it to ask you what Tom say, you just do this. I had nothing. Can we rewind? Why did Hank call you in? Oh, Hank wanted to talk to me about me ghosting the gym that he goes to. Okay. I reached out to the gym for a personal trainer, and then they reached out, and they had a conversation with me. And then I found out the price, and that scared me off.

So that's why I goes to the gym that. Got it. Yeah. So now I'm trying a new gym. That's the thing about the gym. It's always a new gym. That's not the best thing about the gym. That's the thing about the gym, though.

Always in the gym. What the time? That is what they say. What do you think, Tom said, Brana? Why did you have this reaction? If he was talking about Fornelly, then yes, I saw the tweets he had. We have a fun rivalry. What do you say?

That's all I was referring to. And I was just like looking for new information. But I said Fornelli? And he said, no. I was just looking for new info. Is Tom Leigh? What Tom lay say? No, I was talking about college football, Tom.

Yeah, 100% was Then I saw his tweet Well then maybe I would just Guys can't ask questions That's all it was Actually Zach I'm mad at you for Fuck this guy What's up

You need to ask questions I did right or no Zach and memes So we had to do a commercial this morning Shout Danny you were there Yep Patreon number three

And we as I was leaving last night I said see you bright and early To kind of like the general group Memes and Zach showed up at 8 o'clock this morning. They weren't in the commercial. They were just so scared because we said see you bright and early.

And it's like, just ask a question. I definitely didn't show up at eight. Mims definitely did. But it was just, it was the, it was, it felt like there was something we were missing. We didn't know. FFT also said see you bright and early? Yeah, it was back to back. It was so at the same time we're like, oh, we're definitely out to do you point something.

Yeah, good cool. We should have just been like, what's bright and early? I've been there because then if you ask, it's like, oh, you don't know. You're not on top of the schedule. Oh, I would have said we have a twisted tea commercial. Are you in it? And they would have said, I don't know. And then they would have figured out if they were in it or not.

You did, but I didn't even would have done, Zach, I'll be honest. See you bright and early. Meams, Texas is 8.30 morning. He's like, I'm here, bright and early. No one's here. We're like, dude, we're down the street in a commercial. This is good, Zach. This is growth.

We're able to overcome that. Yeah. Zach, did your face ID stop working because you ate too much? Yeah, I think it was too swollen yesterday morning, but we're good now. Yeah. What'd you have? Did you some pizza? Some pizza?

Yeah, too much pizza. Yeah, definitely too much pizza. give a pizza. Just like, you know, they do the, they do a buy one get one, so it's just a large. Couple pies, a couple large pies to throw off the biometrics. Yeah, just one, but it was, it was too much. Yeah, it's too much. Stuff crust is good, though. Oh,

it is. It's very good. That's a whole different pizza. Oh, stuff crusts is good. That's two pizzas. That's a, yeah. You're like undoing your pants beforehand. Yeah. That's where I go all last. Ready to really go. That's told me, though. Are you good with that?

No, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like him now. I don't like this. You created a furor. You created, whoa. Brandon, got cards aren't out yet. That's a fine word. You created, you created a hubbub where it didn't exist.

You said, did you see what Tom said? And now I don't care how charmingly befuddled you act in front of everybody else. What you did was bullshit. Brendan. Fornelly have you in hell like this? No, it wasn't talking about Fornelly. This is crazy. Brennan, I really was.

Yes. I promised. Then why when I said Fornelly? You didn't. It's one of my favorite rivalries, Brandon. I asked one question. I didn't want it to be a hubbub. What's it for, Nellie?

Don't say hubb like that trying to make it cute. You just said, shut the fuck up. Brandon, I think, yeah, I don't think furor is the right word. I only hubbub because you're above. Furre. A furore. Fervor. A furor.

You've been kind of. Right on the line. Subconsciously anti-Semitic. And frankly, I don't like things. And frankly. What did you say? You said, Jews. the other.

No, that's not the, that's not how you fucking spell. TJ, of all the words you can't fucking spell. Nailed it. F-U-R-O-R. Did you create a-I-M-I-R-O-R. Did you create a leader? Is that what he was trying to say? Yeah.

A thousand-year, or 10,000-year leader? Goodness. Well, it looks like B-Walk wins again. I don't know if you said it like that. I think I might have. Fredelli said something about how the fact that Brandon last year picked Penn State and Clemson and his national chance. championship in this year's first pick was Oregon.

May I say something in my defense? To me or to Zach? And this mythical time? It's his favorite rivalry. You're so full of shit, dude. Anyway, rivalry. Who? Him. It's a good rivalry.

You're just full of shit. You guys have great, like, you guys are good, you guys have great team chemistry. So when you get on the mic together. I have good chemistry with everybody. I just just Brandon Walker. He's boring as fuck. Anyway. Did you want to comment on the Oklahoma Michigan prediction at all or just left it at that?

That was performance. Anyway. Performative. You've got to say performative like Stu Feiner. When he said something outrageous, he says it was performing. I've been saying it all morning. Let he who didn't think Oregon was going to be good, step forward and cast the first stone. I figured after the Boise State game, they looked really bad.

But I'd already made him my national title pick, so I couldn't change. Penn State, I'll wear that one. They turned out to be not very good. Oregon will see. Okay. All right. Thanks, Zach. Yes, sir.

How do it? But just so we're clear, don't do arguments during the yak off the act. I didn't even think it was going to be a, I thought it was just impact. It was a quick question. Don't you do that? You precocious little bit. It was a quick question, Brandon. Don't you fucking cautious?

That was a precocious little bit. He is way too old to be precocious. No, he's not. 28? Whatever. It was a quick question, I promise. I never wanted this to. You said, as I was walking off, I even had a skip in my step.

I was walking off to do the yak. And you said, hey, Brandon. did you see what Tom said. Brinney, will you say walking off like you weren't one seat away from me? We were within three feet. No, absolutely not. I was already in the hallway. I had feet on hallway.

I had feet on hallway. Ask Hank if I had feet on hallway. That entire room is a hallway. Not where you sit. That's fair. That's fair. I'm glad we're able to figure this out, Brandon. See you later.

You guys are good. It's a good crew there. And you were yelling at me. It was him. Yeah, it might have been him. See, Zach. See, Zach. Good job.

How did you let him get under your skin? I don't know. I don't know. He actually's pretty good at just asking questions to you. He just asked a question, and then we say, what did you mean about that? And he asked like he didn't ask the question in the first place. Is Fornelli, like, running circles around your... No, not at all.

It's early. Whatever. He picked Michigan in this playoff. What else? Who did Fornelly pick to win at all? We didn't have a... I don't know. I picked Oregon.

And it's not over. It's probably over. but it ain't over. Yes. Nobody else picks the national champion. It's whatever. Mississippi State's still good, though. You have that.

Dude, fuck. Did you just try Stephen Chayas? Nobody picks the national championship? Nobody does that. Nobody's done it. Everyone has. Nobody's done it. A second ago, you said who didn't think that Oregon was going to...

You're the only one brave enough to make that call. Only one brave enough. You're the man. Thanks. You're the man, Brando. Oh, hot start. Yeah. I mean, we could talk about the other beef that's simmering.

Rico Bosco wants Stephen Chayden. Dead. Oh. Dead. Is it that way? Is it that way or Stephen Chey won't Rico Pascot? No, no, no. Stephen Chee reacted appropriately in the moment. Wait, Rico's still mad? Oh. Because it didn't seem like he was mad in the moment.

Didn't talk about for that. No, he was mad because after the moment I said I actually have Stephen Chea's back here. And now Rico wants him dead. So did Rico get post-game mad? Post-game mad. Wait. Throw it. Oh, no.

Baker. Dude, shut the fuck up. I get you bet like 50 bucks on them. Who cares? They're down 11 when you did it. Take it easy. It's week one. They're still big.

Dildo. God forbid I roof. You know what? You want to start taking them every week against them? I don't give a shit. Do you want that, Che? I love when Che does this. Every now and then, you get to shut the fuck out.

I had your back though, Che. I appreciate that. I mean, something, first of all, it would have been anybody and and like for people to be like oh you just have to read like i mean in fairness big bit like i've snapped at you before like if every person is snapped like that in the cave myself included every single person if it's directly in the moment and yes your team just makes mistake like the last thing you want to hear is someone who is like if zach did that i would be fine with it because zach's rooting for the buccaneers he's like okay like fuck riko bought it on

the buccaneers when they were down 11 so like his bet was what like four to one which is fine everyone would react that way but like don't Don't be mad because your four to one ticket on a team you just started rooting for when they were down 11 are now down whatever. Yep. 10 and they, you know, make a bad play or give a boo. Like, I'm not trying to hear that. I agree. Bucks are bad, Jay.

That's a horrible game. Yeah. Bad one. Horrible game. I still go back and sometimes listen to. Shut the fuck up, Frank. Yeah, that was the same situation. It's Tessie's week one.

It's week one. one. Missious little man stands. Greg got pants, guys. Yeah, I immediately texted him cock and balls, and he said no. I was like, all right, it's not as funny. This is like a thing that just happens. We learned that mostly sports that Kansas just does this to everyone.

They pay pants people? That's what he said. I don't know if there's evidence of that. Greg framed it as though if you go to Lawrence and you're not cheering for the Jayhawks, you will get pants. To the bitch. So what way, was it like a? A hoe or a...

Yeah, maybe it was it like a... Yeah, was it a chick? He said his buddy got pants by the same group. Same friend group. That is... A little bit later, his buddy got... So funny. So funny.

I hope it was like a group of 15-year-old. It had you running around pantsing grown men. I get it. You don't have mountains. You can't really do anything. If you get fully pantsed, you're incapacitated for a split second. get away. We asked him, you know, how it went down, and his answer was, what?

Uh-huh. I needed cock and balls, though. If his cock and balls popped out. He said his pants, they pants him all the way down to the ankles. That's funny. If the cock and balls flop out, that's one of, that's probably the peak of male humor. Nothing funny. Was this at the game?

At the bar before the game. At the bar, yeah. We need to get that footage. Was he wearing, how do you get all? all the way to the ankles if you're wearing jeans. Do we know what bar it was? Is that possible? Do we get a security cam?

No, he had to be wearing gym shorts. He had to be wearing gym shorts. You got to be wearing gym shorts. You can't. That's what makes you a target. You don't pant somebody in jeans. Right, yeah. I'm going to get the bar.

Pancing jeans all the way of the ground. Tough. You really got to put some effort in. I'm pretty sure Sass got cock and balls out pants in front of like a crowd once. Oh, really? I think at Skank Fest, the Comedy Festival. That is true. Yeah.

Yeah. They did it on stage, I think. In front of like a crowd of people. Cockcad balls out. It did happen to him. It was like a panel of comics. They pantsed them cock and balls. Cockat balls out.

Oh man, that's so fucking good. Pantsing. What's, can you, is there a way you can win by getting pantsed? Is it if you have a huge cock and balls? If you have a huge cock. But still, it's embarrassing. Cock has to be ready to be pants too. Like, it can't be in a stuff.

of not readiness. Yes. You have another pair of pants underneath. Yeah. Like you got two pairs of gym shorts on and they pull it and you just reveal that you have more gym shorts. Like there's. I don't know. The dude who pants you like when he pants you, it's just his girlfriend's bouncing on your cock.

Oh my God. She's underneath the pants. Yeah. She was in the pants. That shows you, dude. Yeah, I don't think. I think it's undefeated. Or if your pubs are shaved into like a middle thing.

That would be. Nice try Yeah L-O-W Yeah no you can't There's no way of winning Can't win Then you can't pants him back

Because he'll be ready for it Yeah You just gonna be like fuck But he got pants Oh god damn I got pantsed He got pantsed He said they didn't really do anything about it They kind of just laughed it off

Presumably stayed at that bar And his buddy got pants by the same group With a pantsing A little later Marauders around Yeah You'd think they'd be on high alert The same gang was there.

They didn't leave. And they pantsed another guy in the crew. If we could talk to the guy who pants Greg, I would like to talk to them. I wouldn't mind that at all. Josh. Do you think the person pantsing knew they were pantsing Green Gregg or thought they were just pantsing someone on the rival team? I asked Greg that. And he said, no, he was just a Missouri fan.

Okay. Greg is a textbook beginner target. Yeah. Let me ease into this. He thinks it was just they just pants him because he was there. Did he not say that that's just what Kansas fans do? That's what he had pants before in Lawrence? It was probably like the initiation ritual for like a member trying to get in the pantsing gang.

They're like, let's give you an easy one to start. Right. Can anyone confirm that this is a KU thing? No, I don't think it is. There's no way. Greg just keeps getting pants every time he goes to Kansas. You think too if he'd been pants multiple times of Kansas, like wear a belt, dude. Yeah, because that's that actually is.

That actually is the only way you can beat it is someone trying to pants you not being able to pants you. That's really embarrassing for the other guy. Right. Yeah. What are you doing? And he keeps tugging. And he keeps tugging. And you're just looking dad at him.

Just like, yeah, try. Keep trying on. I mean, go in there with overalls, but with a sweatshirt over top. Yeah. Tugging and tugging and tugging. It was bullwinkles at 540. You can't get pants to bull winkles. He said technically it's in the middle of the street.

Technically in the middle of the street. In the middle of the street. Yeah, so they might have cameras. 540. You guys, by the way, congrats to the Jets. I know, it's, you know, I was worried they would be the worst by far team. Not even close to the worst by far team. No.

Did you see that kid who actually, he is a stoolie, so we could, we could have him on, the kid who said he's going to walk from Nissan Stadium to MetLife Stadium if the Titans lose to the Jets? Mm-hmm. If you tighten up loose to Jets week one, I will walk from MetLife Stadium all the way to Nissan Stadium nonstop. His account's gone now. I was saying that this. For everybody that's in my mentions, I'm not walking.

Yeah. Correct response. But also, like, I think the Titans are so sad right now that I don't even care if he does it. Like I was saying on PMT, like the BYU fan who said he'd put a burrito up his ass, like we made him put a burrito up his ass. You know what I mean? Like, you have to do that. this guy it's like all right yeah i don't who cares do it dude or don't do it it's the titans like it's fine

yeah this is getting out of hand what these things yeah well these are it's for people that we want to see punished yeah fucking know you tate is the is the correct side of this where he's actually punishing himself right yeah i don't care about strangers whether they no although i did guys like tate have to follow through but i did want the florida state guy to eat dog shit yeah that one was But also, can dudes not just say anything anymore? Right. You're not just say like... John Rich still has to cut off his head.

He will. Dude's been saying shit for a long time. We've been saying... Why are we trying to... When did that become sacred that you're just like... I'll fucking kill myself if we lose, and then you lose. And now all of a sudden, it's like... Everybody's getting on.

You have to kill yourself. I saw the one guy... There's one guy who said that if PCA wins the MVP, he's got to eat his own cum. Oh. Why, how do they come up with the what to say? I'll take your word for it. Van Gozier, that was a bill's loss, right?

That's right. Yeah. And I'll cut my ear off. Yes. Yes. Oh. It is funny, though, when those happen, and then black Twitter gets a hold of it, they're like, this is what white people do for fun of them.

I can't really argue against this one, dude. Guys just saying he's going to eat his own comb. Yeah. Yeah, there it is. I have a bet with my friends that if PCA hits 40-40, I have to come. in my own mouth and record it, they just send me shit like this all the time. Oh, yeah. I'm sure you're friends.

Real peer pressure. Yeah, this is definitely a bet he wanted to do. Yeah. He's a PCA fan. And he's like, yeah, I'll just come in my own mouth. Yeah. Win-win. Yeah.

If my boy had the pressure of eating his own cum, I wouldn't be, like, reminding him. No. Like, Kyle, you better be a man of your word. Dude, imagine, like, setting your phone. And it, like, falls once. Yeah. You get up to fix it in your dicks. You get a phone call from, like, your parents, and it, like, stops recording.

Yeah. Come on. What if it looked insanely sick? Like, you had, like, a crazy shot. Like a rope. Like, it hit your ceiling and then, like, stuck there, like, a stalagmite for a little bit, and then oozed into your mouth. Yeah.

caught it with your tongue and then just It was like the dude perfect of cumming. And they just give double birds to the camera. It's like, oh, fuck, that guy's cool. And you spit it in the air and caught it again in your mouth. You pursed your lips so that it was like the smallest hole. You're like, I won't hit this hole. Yeah.

Lethal shooter. I understand. The best athletic moment of your life. What do I do with this? It's like vapid. You blow a cum ring. I don't. be so conflicted to post because in one I look sick as fuck.

But on the other hand, he ate your own comb. It's your own cum. Yeah, dude's just like to. That's the cum you want to eat though, I think. Yeah, it's your cum. True. If there's any cum, it's got to be your own. That's far.

Yeah, that's probably better than someone else. Brandon. What the fuck. Brandon, you disagree? Brandon. Whoa. Hold on now. I'll hear the other side of this.

Brandon, you have to agree to that. Who's, bro? I'll go into an open mind, but I got to hear what you're going to say. I can't even think of a close second. No. It's a resounding gap. No, definitely not. It's absolutely.

R. L. Stein? It might be the biggest gap of anything one to two. We're going to do this every day for the most of my life. It's the biggest gap in the world. There's no other list you could make that one and two would be that big of a gap. It would have to be some islander that only has pineapple. Yeah, it's like an uncontacted. Tribe.

Random Tongan. Yeah. Massive guy. A Tongan 19 year old. Oh. Yeah. Brandon disagrees. Damn.

That's crazy. Brand new. Who would you pick? No. Stop. Fucking stop. Maybe like a hero, a role model. Just fucking stop.

There. Greg Maddox? No, I wouldn't want Greg Maddox's come in my mouth. Would you rather have a random dude, though? No. Yeah, Greg would be better. Yeah, Greg would be better than a random dude. Greg Maddox might be three.

Yeah. But you'd rather have someone you'd know than a random dude? Yeah, you might be three. Because then you would... It's still a big gap, for sure. Definitely a big gap. But he's three. But he's definitely up there, yeah.

Myself, Tongant, and team. Yeah, because also Greg Maddox, you could be like, you know Greg Maddox, such a prankster. Yeah. Eight is come. Right. I think it's Greg Maddox. This is going to go until you play all brinks.

Yeah. Anytime he pulls a prank, you can be like, I got a prank. Yeah. Just one time. He just jizzed in my mouth. There are pranks that like Greg Maddox like. Branding his pants, during his old teammates would tell and he's just like, that's kind of fucked like, like Greg Maddox went shit in the hot tub while we were all in there.

It's like, well, that's fucked up. But, ah, you know old mad dog. That's how he got down. Just come in your mouth. All right, so who's two for you? Stop, stop, stop, just fine. I don't even know who's one. Yeah, that's true.

Two is himself. One is someone else we don't know. He's riddled with so much self-loathing. You're not even one? You hate yourself so much. Next thing. So Tate's a McDonald's? Yeah.

He'd have to be last after this. Oh, yeah, definitely. His last. How's he allowed to do this? Just when I thought I got him to fall in love with Tennessee, I should have known better than to take him back to Al-Balien. I put him right back into her arms. I wasn't a match for that kind of spark.

She's from Texas. I can tell. By the way, he's two stepping around the room. I don't know why that's part of his punishment. And judging by the smile that's written on his face. They're filming me. They're filming me. There's nothing I can do.

It doesn't take the crystal ball to see. He's Ronald McCown. Yeah, but I get that. I started by him saying he had to go to McDonald's, and it turned into a clown suit singing, choosing Texas. He's choosing Texas. Has he been eating fries? Don't know.

I don't know anything. Danny. I heard he took three down to begin the day. Yeah. Big Macs? That the woman specially made him just for him. Is this your friends, McDonald's? Yeah, I know a guy who owns a couple McDonald's.

He's there? He's there? I don't know if he's there right now, but he allowed it and gave him the go. Very convenient. You want him on Zoom? Yeah. Is that other guy, the Titans guy, going to join? Do you want him?

Yeah. Oh, we have him? I don't. Wasn't he a burner account? Like, does he have to acknowledge? I think he's, I think he's had a change of heart. I think he's going to do it. He's on.

Which one? Titans guy. Titans guy. What's up, man? How are we doing? I'm good, Ariel. Good. So are you going to do this walk now?

Yes. So what we're going to do is we're going to raise money for ALS. Okay. We're going to raise money for ALS. We were doing a silent auction this past weekend for an, because it was the Chris Johnson game. Okay. So in honor of that, and we're going to do a charity form where we're going to raise money for ALS while doing this walk.

All right. Count me in. I'm going to donate. So what, so what? The silent auction is on my Twitter page. Okay. So if you guys want to check that out, we'd definitely appreciate it. Definitely.

It's in honor of Chris Johnson. So I will be doing this, this walk in some kind of form working through the circumstances as we speak right now. will be in a Chris Johnson jersey the whole entire time. So we're going to do something good about this. How long is this walk? It apparently takes 7.2 days. I'm working through the circumstances right now. 0.2 days is so long.

0.2 days is so fucking long of a walk. It'd be my long as you guys have. And by the way, that's 7.2. days of nonstop walking, that's more like 14 days. So I got an idea from a Giants fan where basically the Times played in MedLife in two weeks. Okay. So I probably will do maybe a Greyhound bus and walk like five, ten miles a day all the way to MetLife. Wait, what's the Greyhound bus?

Just a bus that will, from city or city. No, no, I know what a Greyhound bus. He's not that rich, right? I don't know what a greyhound bus is, but I'm saying, how's a greyhound bus? Wouldn't that be cheating? Yeah, the greyhound bus is a bus. You have to walk.

I mean, I'm trying to get creative here. Okay. Seven days of walking, I think that's nearly impossible because I'm just a dumb meathead. I'm not a runner. So I'm trying to get creative here. So if you guys have any ideas, throw it at me. But like I said, the whole point of this.

is going to be to raise money for ALS. What if you go balls to the wall on the charity for ALS and then just not walk? I mean, I already donated to a New York charity just yesterday that I said I was after the original tweet. But, I mean, but yeah, if we go crazy, I could definitely try to raise that and do something like that then. What about that?

I'm opening ideas. I'm working through circumstances right now. How did we get here? You say you're a Titans fan. Have you watched the Titans play football the last? for you? Like, what would lead a man to be so confident that the Tennessee Titans would win a football game? I thought we were bad, but I never thought we were Jets bad. Okay.

Yeah. I'm going to be really honest. Never thought we were going to lose to the Jets. The number one pick last year. Who? Us? Yeah. Yeah.

No, we didn't have the number one pick. We had number four. Carnal Tate's number four. Yeah, but last year. Two years ago. Two years ago. Two years ago. Yeah.

come on Brandon Oh you come on Oh is that who you want Oh that's your guy Him There he is All right But yeah

I mean Never thought we would lose to the Jets Because I thought we were bad But we'll see what happens for the rest of the year So that's why my confidence level is that high But I mean I'm a delusional Titans fan My confidence level is going to be high every week

I think we're going to beat the Eagles this week So your plan right now is Greyhound bus the whole trip? No, so I'm working through it right now. Right now, the only idea that I have is Greyhound bus from city to city and walking 10 miles per city. Okay.

Oh, I see what I'm saying. Okay. I think you should... Because that's more possible than... I think you should set a goal for how much money you raise and if whatever you're short of the goal, you walk. Okay, we can do that. You also don't have to do this. Yeah.

I mean... It is the... Titans. It's the Titans. Like, we all knew the Titans sucked. I love my Titans. I never thought we would suck this bad. So, like I said, die harder from Nashville. They've sucked this bad the past few years. Yeah, you sucked real bad last year.

Because we had Brian Callahan as our coach, the 10th lasso of bad coaches. Yeah, but what is? I never thought Robert Sello was as bad as Brian Callahan. Well, he's only coached one game. We just spent $200 million in free agency. like the excitement level was high we were there um just like I said just didn't think we were going to lose to the Jets and old man Gino Smith yeah and it wasn't even close wasn't close yeah it was miserable at what point in the game were you like this is a problem uh it was early so funny story

I'm a buck guy as well so at the top of the fourth quarter I was like all right we can pull a Texas against the jets after the first drive then I was like I look at my girlfriend and I was like, yeah, we got to go. Oh, man. All right, well, let us know. I'm happy to donate. It's good that you're doing anything. But yeah, I think some kind of like, hey, here's the goal.

And if I don't make it, if I don't reach the goal, then I have to walk this amount of miles. Or you could say if the Titans beat the Eagles and I won't walk. Double or nothing. Oh, do double or nothing with the Eagles. So as a Titans fan, it would be the most Titans think ever for us to adjust but beat the Eagles. But, um, no, I disagree. I disagree. I disagree.

I think the most Titan things would be to get killed by the Eagles. I mean, I've watched the Titans lose 590 to the Patriots. So, I mean, it wouldn't be the first time. I'm going to get you a little hitchpot costume. Oh, the Philly people are going to destroy them. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's, yeah. The city of Philly is already hard on, you know, they're brutal.

Yeah. All right, man. Well, good luck. All right, take it easy. Appreciate it. All right. See ya. Oh, Tate throwing tomatoes at his own.

Oh, he's saying this guy's got to walk. Walker, get off my screen. All right. The bus if my team loses. Sounds like a rule change. Oh, Tate's loving this. Just walking emojis finally on the other side of this one. Yes, it's fun, isn't it, Tate?

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Yeah. That's tough. It's probably a beautiful walk. He shouldn't do it. Yeah. Go through the mountains, right? Fall walk. Oh.

There he is. Is that Tate? What's up, boys? How's it going, man? That guy stinks. He's a Buckeye. Yeah. I mean, if you're going to say you're going to do something,

you got to do it. Or don't go on the yack. Tate, it looks like you've been in this McDonald's for 55 years. You look rough right now, buddy. I thought the face pin was funny in the morning. It's a real pain in the ass. Where are you at, Tate? What time did you get there?

How many Big Macs have you eaten? How are you feeling? Give us the lowdown. I got here at 6.50 in the morning. I've had five Big Macs. It's about to be child time again here soon. Right now my ETA is 2 a.m. I think the next, I think I got one or two more in me and then it's going to start really sucking.

So, so you're going to eat one or two right now, so you'll be at midnight. And then I think, like I said to you, like wait until like 8 p.m. And then just try to eat like three so you can just go home. Yeah, I've got a couple things coming up. I just pulled off an incredible magic trick on a McDonald's worker. That'll be coming out soon. Oh, wow. But I've got some guests.

And then I'm trying to get out here by like 10 o'clock. Okay. What's the pooping situation like? Do you have to poop? And if you do, will you? Can't tell you right now? Is it a clean restroom? What are we thinking?

The problem with my Ronald costume is it unzips in the front. That's the problem. And you poop out of the back. Yeah. You poop out the back. I get it. You're one of the ones. You're talking about it.

I see. I see. I thought you pooped out your penis. Not to rule change. But if you, But if you poop your pants, that should be an hour off. I like that. Maybe a half hour, actually.

Half hour off. I'm doing it. Poop dogs? I'm going to poop dogs right now. Go home. But no, people would crush me. Tate, I have. I'm doing this shit.

If you leave face paint on for like more than six hours, it starts to set in. This shit sucks. This was like a good idea until like 7, 15 in the morning. Yeah, I think you can wash the face. Also, people are looking at me weird. You don't know. No way. I mean, that's the one place I would expect to find Ronald McDonald, though.

Yeah, it's not like you would draw that. That's the, top three. The owner was like, you can do this, but also you're going to, like, when kids show up for dinner tonight, like, they're going to ask you for photos. No, they're not. I used to be a boy. We would molest you and throw honey mustard out your food. Have you eaten anything besides the Big Macs? No.

I'm dying for an Oreo McFlurry, though. Get one. Like, I've had five. Trudis being a real pain. Yeah, keeps telling me this doesn't count because I'm not eating fries. Oh. No, it counts. But you should treat yourself.

Have a McFlurry. Yeah. It would be good. Max matter of fact, like, oh, I'd definitely eat nuggets too. He was like, yeah, I'd mix it nuggets. Have to.

It's just like you're there. Yeah, it will help to change taste. No. I agree with that. That's what I'm saying. Like a bite of an Oreo McFlurries is not the end of the world. No. I disagree.

Don't eat anything else. The goal is just the stipulation is just Big Macs, right? Yeah. Why would you have more calories, especially carbohydrates? I don't know. I have a treadmill in the kitchen right now. I'm about to go do an hour on there. The management here is incredible.

Danny, great job. Miss Lillianna is incredible. And what about the employees? Are you interacting with them as you're going back to the kitchen? they ask you why you're here? Yeah, I mean, I think we're all, right now we're all on the same page. It's been like fun. Like we're all hanging out a little bit.

I might go back in there and work a shift here soon. What have you been drinking? Just water? Yeah. What do you have to say to Ryan Day? Well, I'm disappointed. I'm going to do a blame burger here soon where I take a bite of each burger as big as how much the blame should be. Okay.

And like when I get to Ryan. Yeah. Pretty good idea. Yeah. When I get to Ryan Day, I don't know how, like, everyone's getting on him for, like, different things. The thing I'm most mad at him for is when Texas was on, like, the two-yard line with 90 seconds left and we had a timeout. Yeah. Why, after getting up and down the field for 15 minutes, three straight drives?

Did he let him score and let Julian San and Jeremiah go try and get us, at least in field goal range? Agreed. Instead of being like, now is the time we're going to stop him on a fucking one yard line. That was bullshit. That was bad coaching. Yeah. Well, we were going to miss a field goal, Tate. that's why.

Yeah. That's because you guys do we would have missed that field goal and you're hypothetical. Take off your, your hair real quick. Oh, yeah. Oh, you look like the Joker now.

Yeah. Oh, I like this more. No, no, no, no, no. Keep it off. Keep it off. That's horrifying.

Keep it off. It's the joke. That's scary. Oh, man. That's a sad man. I do have a question. Can I? ask Titus a question.

Uh-huh. Go. Titus, I don't know if you saw this Michigan fan chirped me yesterday that I wasn't using my platform for good. So I started a fundraiser. We're at like $21,000 right now. How big of, to donate to beat ALS, how big of a scumbag move would it be if I revert that and try and get Ohio State a kicker in the transfer?

To be clear, that's a joke. Neil, if you clip that up to joke, probably. Honestly, I think you could probably, you could pull it off, Tate. 50-50? Yeah. Start a new fundraiser. I thought you're going to say, just keep it for yourself. Yeah, a little wedding gift.

And add it to your bonus bonus bet. Yeah, added to your bonus bet. Oh, that memo. Do you think that was karma that we missed a field goal because of the field goal kicking stream? Oh, I didn't even think about that. You're $5,000 free bet. No, because I'm also in Ohio State. It's not $5,000, and I haven't even got it yet.

oh it's 10 it's 3,500 and I'm splitting it with you big cat because you're complaining about me I don't want it oh man all right well Tate good luck let us know when you're eating the burgers what time you're eating the burgers

I think I think I'm doing 3 o'clock okay okay what is Lucas so what are you doing between now and then the next burger I think Miss Lillianna is going to teach me yeah miss lillianna's gonna let me go work a shift in the kitchen i think okay okay make sure you wear a hairnet

and then i have one that's not a hairnet tate maybe you could actually just work the uh drive-thru red curly red curly and your bird the drive-thru would be great i think drive-thru window would be nice yeah yeah i'd like to see that celebrity guest it's actually me and what's gregg doing you want to a burger eating contest against gregg yeah i mean gregg i think is sick right we've got the flu before mario Greg gets to a McDonald's. I'll burger eat him. Okay. I should love that.

I'm not going to make Greg do it. If Greg's watching and does it, then we'll have them. We'll do a burger eating contest. You'd have to beat him, Tate. I would beat him right now. If I eat two more before he calls back in, I might struggle on my eighth burger of the day. Okay. Greg says he's sick, though, so I don't know.

We'll sit. This is up to Greg. Greg can show initiative if he wants to do it. I also feel like we used Greg a lot last year. It's up to good. Yeah, it's up to good. Yeah, don't worry. I can eat burgers with other people.

Yeah. Look me with other people. What's Lucas? Show me Lucas real quick. Yeah, pan the room. He's being a piece of shit. Why is he being a piece of shit? I'm not.

Oh. He's actually being helpful. He just keeps every time I eating one saying, you don't want to, you want fries with that? Yeah, that's a piece of shit move. Yeah. Okay.

All right, well, good luck. And yeah, we'll let you know if Greg zooms in. All right, guys. Go, thanks. Congrats, date. Congrats. I'm hoping for this The McDonald's down the street here

Has to close every day from like 2.30 to 4.30 Because the high school kids When they get out of school Have like started taking it over Like teen takeovers of the McDonald's I'm hoping he gets bullied Oh, a teen takeover

Yeah, I hope there's like a teen takeover And he's... Hope so. He's jumped. No, I wish him no ill will. Yeah, I'd like to see him cry With that face pain on. So you said he's in a tough spot

Like he's actually mad that Ohio State lost and he's not excited about the content opportunity. Do you think that'll change? Do you think like once he's done with this and he wakes up tomorrow and the dust settles? I think deep down he knows like what he's getting for his personal brand. Yeah. Is far more beneficial than Ohio State. I think 24 hours from now he's going to be like this was kind of ideal, how it all should have. Yeah, I don't think in the moment he obviously wants Ohio State to win.

But then once they lose, he's like, well, at least I. Yeah. And we're still the favorite to win the national championship. Yeah. So I think he's, if they win, it's like, dude, there's millions of Ohio State fans. Yeah. But when we lose, everyone goes straight. You're the only.

You're the loser. He's the loser. Yeah. He's taking it worse than Ryan Day. I think he is. He actually is. He's also starting this week into McDonald's for 24 hours. I'm sure he'll do it after dark tomorrow.

And then in the weekend, he's going to be staying on the floor of a frat house with Mincey. I think they might have pre-take the after dark, but yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. Oh, so the frat house thing is working out? No, I'm just guessing. He's going to have to sleep on the floor somewhere because they still don't have a place to stay.

They don't. Mincey will just beg somebody somewhere to let him stay on the floor or on a couch or something. As long as the doctor clears him. But whatever Mincey does, Tate's going to have to do. True. He's never getting clean. No. Fucking biggest grip.

Just take the fucking boot off. And don't go back to the doctor. Try to tell me the doctor was mad at him that it hasn't healed. It's like, okay. No. No. The doctor doesn't get mad about that stuff. He might not actually be going.

Mincey tells me he's making a fifth trip to the doctor. I said it. There are people who have like major reconstructive surgery that see the doctor less than what he's done. Like I'm talking people who like break their spine and have to relearn how to walk. They're doing less checkups. If I did what Mincey did, I think at this point right now today if my foot was still hurting, I would go see the doctor for the first time. time. Yes. I think this would be about the amount of time. I would have tried to like walk it off and yeah. Like, ow, this does still hurt. And I'd be like, yeah, I guess a few months. I should probably

go get a check. And when we say that, we really mean like we'd probably just go on WebMD. Yeah. And like, buy a splint at CVS. Right. Just be like, we're good. Yeah, five times in two months. That is absurd. That's an insane amount of doctor visits. Hmm Danny, like how many times in two months when you had cancer? Oh, seriously.

That frequently in that amount of time, not, you don't go that way. I'm not trying to be funny. I don't really go that much. You had cancer and went to the doctor less. Less. Oh, my God.

They're just milking him. And he's going there with more injuries. Like, in my video, he wore a sock that was too short. so the cast was rubbing up against his ankle. It was like a deep cut, too. He's going to treat it like cancer. He's going to walk around when he gets that boot off being like my ankle's in remission.

He's going to ring the bill? Yeah. I hope it doesn't come back. You probably know what I'm going through. What color ribbon is it for sprained ankle? On a feeding tube, pureed brisket. Dude, it's your foot, bro. Just drinking the juice from big beans to stay alive.

that's all I can have the doctor currently thinks he lost 24 pounds because of his that's probably why they were never clarified that he was on Reda that's why they want to see him so often yeah they're like this we've never seen an ankle like this what is going on this is a rare

yeah you're wasting away from your ankle injury he's a horse and she was like worried and he's like isn't that great she's like 24 pounds like yeah eating good she's like okay you have to remember to eat is that why they immediately ordered a CT scan for him? Entirely possible.

I don't even think House could diagnose him. No. He's showing signs of AIDS from his brain ankle. He's got a lesion on his seat. Yeah, he has an open lesion and lost 25 pounds. Now has to take like 15 pills a day. He's just trying to fight off the ankle injury.

Like, how you've been doing? I lost 24 pounds. growing back. Like, what the fuck is going? I thought you broke your ankle. Sprang your ankle, man. If Housewell's such a good doctor, how come he never fixed his limp? How long have you been sitting on that question? Damn, I thought about that. I don't know. Right?

Was he, was he, was he, my memory of that show is like he never fixed anything. He just diagnosed. He was like the diagnoser. Everyone would be like, we can't figure it out. He'd figure out what's going on. He'd walk in and say, this is what's going on. And then he'd just leave. Yeah. Was that a theme of the show? He would walk in, all the other doctors would think it was lupus.

You'd be like, it's not lupus. Yeah. And then he'd say what it is. Yeah, roll credits. Yeah. He'd pop a pill. It was sick. Yeah.

What a show. Suffer a leg injury left in a sphere of pain for the rest of his life, but it wasn't until the penultimate episode of the first season of the viewers learned his injury was caused by an infarction. A infarction. What? No, this is a infarction. What do? what now I want to know what he did while golfing what do you do while golfing that fucks your

that was the big twist of house by the way this is not real this is a show we're treating this like right but it's real shit what actually happened yeah when people are like the the sticklers for plot holes you're like

I don't fucking know you wrote the script and that's it yeah I didn't expect people to just you know right pick apart every little thing Stephen brilliant doctor Couldn't figure out himself.

Oh, he got a blood clot while he was golfing. He wasn't like run over by a golf cart. That's the whitest injury you could get. Okay. I had to look up in FARC. He got injured doing a full send video. Dead muscle blockage while golfing. Oh.

All right. What's up, Brandon? Hey, how are you? How are you holding up, Brandon? Good. Good. Good. Yeah.

Having a good time. Yep. My team's back. It's so good to be back. quarterback's going to stay there too. Yeah, he's staying. Huh? Really good.

Yeah. You texted me the other day or you doing okay. Was it because of my predictions? Yeah, it was the Michigan game. I'm to the point where I enjoy when it happens. Okay. All right. We had that discussion when you were out arguing with Zach,

we're like, does he? No, I was good. Okay. It gets the blood flowing. Okay. And you got to admit, the Oregon one is like humorous. Like, who in the hell could have seen that coming? and

yeah it's good for business too it is business is boom I hope you realize that for real no I got it did you see

if you were the right guy no one's no one would give a fuck if you were right about your prediction did you see the Brandon Walker college football show 125,000 views

for the recent one yeah there you go hell yeah you're up yeah everything's up year over year pretty big

so things are good thank you guys what's your last episode of the yak hopefully pretty soon you're probably socially fatigued I am

you don't want to waste energy here not correct I'll let you out of the yak well I don't actually want out of the yak I enjoy the yak no but if you want to be out of the act I'll but I enjoy the yak

you just have to do one thing for us oh I'm not you have to eat the cum of your number three on the list which I think is you I'm not number three on my list of eating cum we don't know You still haven't given us the list.

Are you going to drop the list tonight on Twitter? The list isn't coming out. Yeah. I don't have a list. Top 10. People would still argue. I don't have a list. People would be so mad.

What the fuck, dude. Drop your top 10 come. No, stop saying list. I don't, I don't, no. No, I don't have a cum list. If a football team had a collective come. Ew. What's your right?

Too far, bro. Dude. Ew. It wasn't gross until we're Button it up A collective comwad I meant if a football team was Oh we know what you meant

Like a cauldron of Yeah Bubbling cauldron You're a cold guy I think would be correlated with how good they are As a team or the reverse Like Correlated in what

No stop Stop. Hypothetically. Stop. Oh, Brandon was almost he was about to barrel into that debate. Accidentally

taking a sip of Wofford. Oh, fuck. Incarnate word. Ew. I got Steve Austin's load. I ordered Georgia. It's a good list idea. It is kind of weirder that you don't have a preference.

Like you're just willing to eat anyone's. I'm just going to assume next time you release a top 10 for anything, it's going to be the cum list. The come list. The next list that comes out is going to be the cum list. Whatever the title is, yeah. I will ignore the title and that will be your cum list. I can't wait to see your Heism list. Wink, wink, wink, guys.

This is his come list. Who's number one on your Heisman list? God damn it. Now when I put out a list, it's going to be. Every comment's going to be. God damn it. Can y'all just not? Top five favorite wrestlers.

And then I'm going to say, I'm going to say macho man, Randy Savage. Oh. I want to drink macho man Randy Savage's calm. Oh, that's it. It's salty. A lot of slim gym. Yeah. Good choice.

Good flavor profile. there it is okay yeah this is the top 10 come list okay Jeremiah Smith kind of low well this was after week one

this was oh this is not an updated no this is not updated you would Mario Taylor would be number one on your list no stop fucking stop

you actually would be one needle is so bad right now just do it the green screen it'll get it'll get likes let's go Okay.

Next play. Next play, guys. Next play. Steven, do the draft Kings read. Probably should I do a read out of the come in your own mouth. Well, we can't get off of it, T.J. Brennan keeps bringing it up. Yeah. I got something.

Did you guys see the picture of Tommy smokes? Oof. Which picture of Tommy Smith? Yes. The picture of Tommy Smoke. I feel bad because I did say that he was looking heavy. And I don't know what... What is his...

What is his shape? Tommy. That's not... He has wide hips. He's wearing loose jeans to make his legs look fatter. And then white t-shirt. He's never been a belly guy. And then his face looks...

And again, the last time we spoke to him, it was horrifying. He was low. He looks very tall. Oh, he's next to Glennie. Oh, give him that. Yeah. Maybe his head's just tiny. Sometimes your shirt puffs out in a way.

It's kind of like holding a fish closer to the camera. Yeah, I think that's what he is right now. Maybe he's standing on top of like an air vent. Yeah, is there a fan under him? He's a record-breaking Marlin. That's... Glennie looks great. Yeah, Glennie looks good.

Yeah. I think Tony should take more pictures of Tommy. If Tommy's head was a little bigger, I think it would be fine, right? You know what it is? The head down the hatch? Oh, that's it. That's quite an inferiority complex you just unlocked for him. He's a tiny skull.

I need tiny head. Can you make a head a little there? DJ. Yeah, TJ, can you just bump that up? Just squeeze it a little bit bigger. Lengthen it. Alexa, make Tommy's head bigger. Does he address this?

No, this was sent to me to put on the sheet. Didn't he get, he was the one that got jacked over COVID, right? Wait, that's way better. Yeah, way better. That's all you need. Tommy's looking good. All you need. Your routine is to be digital to us.

Yeah. And make Glennie and the other guys head smaller. Wait. Yeah. There we go. Nice. Hey, he looks like a sports player. Like some kind of athlete there. He does look like a sports player.

Yeah. Who's that? Who's that world-class athlete? He looks awesome. This guy must be in the NFL. You don't think we've got to the point now where we, if we saw him, we'd make fun of his giant head? Not here.

I think his arm. No, that's a good, good head. He's got double the head of the other boys. I feel like his arms could be bigger, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly does help.

Yeah, there we go. Having the bigger head helps, but I think, like, if you could, bigger arms would help. Kind of. Oh, poor Tommy. Yeah, that's it's awful. Listen, we all take bad pictures. There has to be.

some sort of distortion happening. Other guys look normal, though. Everyone else in the picture looks great. Poor guy. All right, now do the cash app. You're talking to me? Oh, I thought you told Shay to do one. No.

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Well, that was fun. Cash app. Brando, that's the college football guy. Yes. What did you think about the Sark Holly Row interaction? I think Sark has fewer personal skills than anybody in a CEO position should ever have. I think he just doesn't know how to treat people or act with people.

A couple of years ago, there was the pregame where the guy who was letting him out of the tunnel put his hand on him, his chance said, don't go yet. And Sark yelled at him and motherfucked him. I think Sark has no personal skills whatsoever. That being said, I've never liked Holly Row, so I liked it. Oh, never liked Holly Row. So what else we got? Why don't you like Holly Roe?

20 years ago my favorite announcer my favorite play-by-play announcer Ron Franklin who's dead now RIP got fired by ESPN because during a broadcast he was throwing it down to the field

and he called Holly Row either honey or sweetie and he got fired and I've always blamed Holly Row for that maybe that's not fair but probably not fair you blamed her for that

well you got fired because he called her honey or sweetie She did. She fired him? She received it wrong? I don't know if she, I'm just telling you all what I thought. That was 20 years of carrying this around. Ron Franklin, great announcer.

Kate? Anything say to that? Any rebuttal? It's not a man or one thing. It's just, I just, I just, call me, sweetie. You're doing great, sweetie. Thank you. Thanks, Sugar.

He used to talk like that on the news. Yeah, I was watching the 9-11 news broadcast the day it happened, and before it happened. They were talking about like Whitney Houston was spotted out, looking absolutely fucking horrible she looks like shit it must be all the drugs

that's how they talked yeah yeah no you gotta no more fun all them beautiful no matter what 20 years

that's a long time to hold a grudge long grudge y'all don't irrationally hate an announcer or sideline reporter I don't know those

dudes I don't like okay probably I had to there's not an announcer where you're watching sports and you're like oh god damn it am i the only one um i'm the only yeah yeah you get annoyed by their work yeah yeah jason garrant's not yeah he's not good pump me up get me did you guys uh talk about odell's legs no no what happened he was warming up they were real shiny oh he's he's got a lot of work done yeah but his legs

were real shine why are those i think he oiled his legs before warm up he did yeah Oh my God Those are so shy Yeah Wow Yeah Oh my God I wish

Yeah what listening Oh he's Squeak squeaks Those might be too shish Are they too shiny? Yeah What kind of works he had done Uh his face

Really Yeah Now notice he looks like a video game No I guess I did notice Does that help him slide their pants on maybe Probably Oh you could pants him He'd be so pantsable

So pansable If you pants a guy with oiled legs. Slide right down. It's shit all over his dick. Guy goes out with oil. Who lost this prank war? He also died his hair blonde, but was not ready to reveal it until the Sunday night

football warmups. Okay. So he kept a hat? He kept a hat. He had to cover it, yeah. That seems a little bit of a show. But announced that he had done it. He's dyed his hair blonde a lot before.

I picture him as a blonde. I only know him as a blonde guy. I can't even picture him without it. No. Did he even, did he get a catch? Did he play? One catch, seven yards. He did play.

He got called out by Collinsworth for clearing out a route for likely to make a catch. I remember that vividly. But I don't remember his catch. But he's like, here's the O'Dell Beckham Jr. difference. He goes across the middle and they all follow him and then likely got a first down. So that's a thing. He did that.

shiny legs and shiny legs there was a second Ron Franklin uh reporter incident by the way that led to his fire oh was it okay

well then there you go what was that one teach he called a another reporter sweet baby okay and then called her an asshole oh

sweetheart and then got fired see there you go you learn more every day wait is that five years after the holly row incident yes so he didn't get fired for

oh I guess he's Sweet baby. Sweet babies, too much. Oh, hold on. The chick-fil-a coverage. Coaches are giving up. What does that say to the players? Franklin responded.

Holiday, it's not giving up. It's 49-21, sweetheart. Ooh. I'm going to go ahead and say he probably sucked a little behind the scenes as well. Yeah. Ron Franklin's good man. I'm just going to throw that out there. So you're Ron, Team Ron Franklin.

Yeah. Can I get eyes on him if he's like a cute old man? He's dead. Yeah, yeah. Right. But before he died, probably. Was he a cute old man? Yeah, this is true.

Well, there's, yeah, there's one fact about it. His... Okay. It's not old enough. No, not cute enough either. Well, he looks too tall. Too able, too tall. That's cute.

I like, I liked it. It was good. Glasses? It was good. Hmm. So it seemed like the Holly Row incident he apologized for, and everyone moved on. Well, see, now you learn every day. I blamed Holly Row for 20 years.

Maybe I shouldn't have blamed Holly Row. So now do you forgive and maybe even like Holly Row? But didn't Holly Row nudge out that other lady reporter? That's right. Pushed her. Yeah. Well, that's just leaning in, girlfriends. Oh.

That's just being a girl boss. Oh, okay. Okay. I heard that's not it anymore, though. Girl boss isn't it anymore? Taking a step back. Is Holly Row the one that told that awful story, the Oregon, Oregon State game? I don't try to find that now in my memory.

I want to see the shove. Let's see what she's got. Oh, this was just, this was on Twitter over the last 48 hours where don't feel sorry for Holly Road because she does this to other female reporters. And like there's right after a game and she just kind of forearms shivers a lady. It's kind of a scrum though, so it's not. I was going to say dudes probably do that all the time trying to go. Yeah, I don't. Nothing.

Hmm. So, yeah, she just shoved her out. That's more than a forearm shivers. She really got in there. I think what happens, too, is there's, uh, I think sideline reporters do a very good jump, because there are things they see that we don't get to see. Yeah. But, uh, whenever a sideline reporter is attacked or anything, this other sideline reporters

come to their defense so, they're like the strongest union in the world. Yeah. Like, remember when Carissa came on, uh, and she said, like, sometimes she'll make up quotes, like, the other sideline reporters, like, fucking brutalized her because they're like, this is bullshit. She's undermining our entire profession. I think there's a little bit of like we need to prove that what we're doing is important. It's like

it's okay. I like Siler and reporters do add something to the game. We're cool. Yeah. I don't want to get on your bad side. Yeah, I'm pro. Especially the hot ones. Let's just call us, babe. Yeah. The sexy ones.

Yeah. They're really good. All right. Well, I'll take it back, Holly Row. I've spent two decades doubting you and I'm sorry. That was big of you. Yeah, I thought she was the one that got Ron Franklin fired. But if she's not, then she's all good with me.

It might have been him. Sounds like Ron Franklin. He's dead. Ultimate. COVID fired. Is that what it was? Yeah. COVID got him.

That was a very Rico Bosco Grudge of you. Well, there's more ties. No, I'm just saying like to remember a situation in your specific way and then have the facts like be brought to you and be like, Oh, that's way different. Yeah, but I immediately, this is not Rico Bosco, I immediately, it was like, oh, my bad. His beef with Fran Frasillo for 20 years, and then I was like, RICO, I just read this article that none of this happened.

He's like, oh, oh, you know how the media works. Yeah, but you're the media. But Rico doesn't stop his beef. Yeah, no, he did stop it with Fran. Did he? Yeah. Because it was just wrong. What he said.

Well, I guess mine was wrong too. Yeah. Sorry, Holly. Do you feel lighter? Is your soul purer? No. What are some other beefs you have? Oh, I got a lot.

Mostly sports writers and people like that. I just don't, yeah. Ebo? Ebo sports writer? Well, he said mostly sports writers. Oh, fair enough. Connor, Ebo. You do have Connor blocked.

I do. Why did we do that on the show, though? That was a bit we did. Yeah, and I don't know how to unblock them. Yeah, I'm not going to go through the charade of doing it. I thought it was at the Cubs game. Oh, it was because he was just stealing everybody's tweets. Oh.

That's right. He just steals everybody. He stole Ebo's tweeting. He got like 700 million impressions. So I didn't want him to do that to me. Connor's trying to get a beer with me. What? I heard.

I heard it. Now, you tell me if this is true. Was there some crossfire there that Cody got caught up in that mix? Yeah. That you were going to go. So Connor and I had a, we have disagreements from time to time that pop up about Penn State. And he tells me that I don't know all. the facts. I was with you. You embarrassed him when he was giving a tour to a guest. No, he's, he started

coming at me and saying, I don't know the facts. You asked him if he was victimized by. Oh, yeah. Well, I did maybe go there because we were just going in circles and I had to end it. So we went right there. It was in the middle of a tour. It was been like 10 minutes. It had been 10 minutes. Also, the guest was a stoolie. So it was like, we're almost doing a podcast for him. Ten minutes with Connor. Yeah. It feels like ours. So he asked me, he was like, we should get a beer one time. And I was like, I'll do it if you tell me everything you know. And then on Friday night, he was like, I'm at this bar, come grab a beer. And then I was like, I'm going to Ann Arbor. I have to work. And he was like, okay, Cody was here too.

And I just said, Connor. I think my exact quote was Connor. If you ever sneak attack me with Cody social setting. I will spend every waking hour of the rest of my life trying to frame you for boy rape. that I mean imagine if I was like you can't sneak Cody you can't see Cody on a Friday night that's dirty Trojan horse solicit consent yes yeah oh my God that's tough yeah so you think you think it's going to happen you think you're going to get a I'm going to do it I'm going to do it I'm going to do it Connor is so confident that he could exonerate he keeps saying he knows something that we don't know I don't understand he's so he's

loves Joe Paterno. He's in a content game. He's got a platform. I feel like this is the most no-brainer. Tell us everything you know. We would do insane numbers. It would exonerate the greatest coach in Penn State history. I continue to be confused by this. His programs forever tainted forever. Eternity. And he has the secret to not make that so is what he said. He could fix all of it. He could he could basically Penn State. It should be mad at him for with But he could also personally profit from it. He could do... Yeah.

Connor tells all. A Connor tell all. Oh, my God. What do some... What is he waiting for? What's he waiting for? I don't know. You know what my fear is?

What if he just does exonerate? Yeah, what if he's right? They're like, oh, shit. He wins a Pulitzer. He wins the Pulitzer Prize. Connor finds out. Yeah. Damn.

He actually knows. nailed that. It does. Yeah. Yeah, that would be... It is pretty crazy. Pablo Torre, I want to pull it through just fucking around

with the podcast. I mean, I'm underselling what he did, but you know, like when he launched, he launched the show, it did feel like he was just like, do you remember the Big Mac commercial from 1997?

We found the guy. Yeah. In the background who, you know, and we interviewed him, and it was like, oh, this is a cool kind of quirky show. And then now he's like, changing the lands.

He did do the, The impossible we were talking about it last night. Steve Balmer basically tweeted and was like, yeah, they got me. I'm sorry. Steve Balmer is a level of wealth that he thought he was never going to have to apologize or eat shit ever again. For anything. And he just had to do it. Do you know how painful that must be for Steve Balmer?

When you get to the billions, no one ever says you're wrong about anything. Right. Anything. He never has to eat shit. And then he had to for this. Cuban did the same thing kind of Yeah And he had to walk back

He was That's pretty crazy Yeah So it could be Connor Like you get to that level And you're like Guess what? I'm done being wrong

Ever again God that's gonna be awesome I'll never See Balmer will never have a disagreement Again Because no one would ever disagree with him And then he He had to eat shit

Got him Got his ass I'm sure making enemies Of multiple billionaires Is this fine Yeah Yeah, he's probably getting Pablo's probably getting watched right now

I was saying he needs to reverse He needs to Uno reverse him again And just like if I were Pablo Tori Like every time I take out my trash I'd make it look like it was a dead body Take out Just like buy a bunch of rugs just to throw him out Yeah

Really struggling with it And then see bombers like look I got Pablo Ha ha think again It's like getting pants with another pair of pants On underneath Yeah Greg should start wearing double pants. You spoke to Greg today?

We had him on mostly sports. He has the flu? He's got the flu. It's tough because he had such a big weekend, drinking a fuck ton of beer and hanging with the boys and watching football and staying up late. And he woke up this morning with the, it didn't feel good. It's got to be the flu. It has to be.

Is this going to affect? No, I'm joking. He actually, he said he went to his buddy's place. and on Saturday and his buddy has a cat so he thinks that might it's not the 25 beers I might have given him a flu

that's and that's the rare like 48 hour alert it's 48 hour cat flu I also said are you allergic to cats he said I don't know yeah it's like the five star like death punch

and kill Bill he has to get all the way back home until he starts sneezing for the cat that's exactly right Oh shit I did see a cat Two days ago Must be that

It's not the 25 beers Can we reach out to the bar and find the panting We need to Or at least have Greg fly here so we can recreate it I'd like to know just what What are we talking about? They come up from behind Hearing about a panting

Yeah that's so funny Stephen try to call it Try to call bullwinkles If it was in the street They totally have security footage Has to. I feel like 540 on Friday. It'd have to be from behind.

Fraud daylight. I mean, it's gray. You can pick a pants crack from the front. But that's a way you could win a panting then, now that you say that. If someone goes from the front, your cock flops out and hits him in the face. Yeah, if you're hard. If you're hard. Pokes him in the eye.

Pokes him in the eye. Doorstopper. He's got to, he gets scratches his eyes. He's got to wear an eye patch. It just kind of lifts your lip. Oh. Yeah. Would you be

A wet willie with pre-com? Just right in the ear Oh shit Is that coming my ear? Would you be shocked if Greg got pants from the front? No, definitely not. Definitely not. I think Greg would fall for every prank

that Wiley Coyote falls for. Yeah, what if we get the video and it's like the guy finds a quarter behind Greg's ear, then pants is something. Greg walks into a tunnel painted on a wall. He's disoriented. The guy yonks his pants down. How did his boy get pants after him? That's what I don't know.

You got to be on high alert. Gotta be. Yeah, where they like, oh, lightning doesn't strike twice. This is the safest spot. Our pants have never been more secure than right this moment. They're unfortunately closed today and tomorrow night and I called the phone number

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What prompted this on the prep sheet? Are you in the beanbag market? No. the way the chairs are in the gambling cave. Some of them kind of look like beanbags. In what way? Yeah, it's like kind of on its side. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All those. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, so Teabobbob looks like he's very comfortable on a beanbag chair. It can't be your primary chair. Yeah, I think if it goes with the room, if you have a gaming room or something, it's fine. But you can't have a beanbag. Also, me and Teabobbob both have kids. Like, we can have beanbags in our house.

Why had a beanbag I gave you? And that's the beanbag. That's not even a beanbag. bag. That's like a full-ass room. Yeah. That thing's gigantic. Couch. Beanbag's good for you or bad for you? There's no in between. Almost certainly bad, right? It's got to be bad.

It's got to be bad for your back and your joints and shit. But once you're on them, they're fine. It's getting up and getting in. Or it's in and out. You could be laying in a way that's hurting you and you wouldn't know until you get up. And you try to stand up. And that's, yeah. One of my uncles had like a basement TV room where we'd all watch the Eagles games. And he had a mega beanbag. like an adult size crazy one where you could stand

and then flop back into it and it was the comfiest that's what I do into yours. You flop? Yeah, I just fall into it because it's so big. I loved it. I like a bean bag from time to time. If you're at the right angle where you don't have to be picking your head up,

I actually like to fall face first into it and then roll onto my back. Whoa. That's fun. I like to pretend I'm dying. Talking beanbags? Oh yeah. Wait, so it's yours, Brandon?

It's like your go-to? It's not my go-to. My kids kind of move it around the house. They move it? I'll use it, yeah. They drag it. How? That thing was massive.

I have a beanbag take. I think they're like, the reputation of beanbags is way too high. I think they outweigh the reputation is bigger than the actual utility. You think of like, this is the funnish chair possible. I think about this. And it's not that great. I agree with hammocks. Yeah.

What's that? We're back. People love hammocks, but then, you know. You get in it and it's kind of, I think there's also a fat guy thing. Yeah, yeah. Because we're just not built for hammock. I will say that vacation house I had in Dorr County a couple weeks ago had an elite hammock. And it might have been my first great hammock of my life. Yeah.

And that was like, oh, I get it now. But you have a beanbag chair. You're like a fun person. But that's not, it's okay. They're going to fall into the category of waterbed soon. I don't think beanbags will ever fall all the way out. No, I think they made it a long time Big one where your kids can leap off the stairs into it

They can I had two roommates who got in a fight Like just you know Argument and one of them flipped out And cut open the other one's beanbag Oh my God It was so much The brutal cleanup shit

That's a real asshole thing to the Yeah One of my favorite KB stories is when he ripped his beanbag Do you like beanbag chairs? No, it's one of those things you buy it and yeah Yeah. Like a fooze ball table. It's supposed to be the funnest thing in the world.

And it's not. Well, it's not. Like, it does feel comfortable. Oh, no. Also, Danny, bring back water beds. Wait, food ball table. Water beds kind of rocked. I had a water bed until I was like 20.

Did it ever pop? No, no. The only thing that happened, it was a heated water bed and the heater boat and then it was cold. I feel like you got to be like careful. They're insanely heavy. Really heavy. Yeah, yeah. But the frame was huge.

It dominated the room. But, God damn it. But like, are they bangable? Can you bang on a waterbed? No way. Really? No way. Oh, yeah.

There's no bounce bag. You'd be getting seasick. Yeah. There's, there's, there's, no. Is it missionary only? Can see sick. There's, yeah. It would.

You barfing. Yeah. We used to talk, we used to, like, wrestle on. Really? Waterbeds great. I always thought they were vulnerable. Now, I had a wave free bottom, I had a waveless water band where it didn't. What's the point?

Huh? No, then why? Well, there's some that... That's just a bed. But there are some... My bed's wave free. Brandon, you were just pissing the bed. There are some that are really squishy and you get the way.

And then there's some that were, I guess they're strong, they're tighter or whatever. You don't... A wave-free water bed sucks. Not really. It was pretty sick. Was it bad on the back? No, it was great on the back. Bring back water beds.

Water beds are fucking awesome. I don't... I agree. I want, like, a bed treadmill to simulate. movement hold on I like where your brain is going I need to understand how it would work but I like

it technology has to be there because for me there's nothing better than being in like a car and a smooth driving highway road trip oh you want to feel like you're being transported without I want to feel it we can simulate we have like the technology to simulate movement right yeah but so you want it to

you want the bed to like hit a bump every once in a while? No bumps. Okay. Just feel like it's in, and you got the noise. I want to feel like I'm in motion. I think this is one of those ideas

that your brain is so far ahead of technology. But... You might be the only person that actually... Like, I like the idea. I just can't understand how it would work, and I think that it's such a good idea, but technology is so far behind your own brain.

Picture like a treadmill. Right. And the bed... But where would you go? The bed's on a treadmill? Oh, the bed... What about like a TV that's playing like a video that looks like you're in a car? But then the bed would also move.

Because I do agree. Like if you were on a bed on a moving walkway in perpetuity, that would rock. Right. Maybe I'm overestimating the technology that we have. I'm thinking more VR, which isn't, that doesn't simulate movement, does it? You don't feel the force. It's visual. Yeah.

I get what you're saying. We have the technology. I like that. You got to build it. It's out. there yeah in on the idea yeah we could make this she's just perpetually in motion while you're sleeping i kind of like that and until then ambient melatonin yeah painkillers weed yeah yeah the big four yeah every night every night have ghastly nightmares

don't wake up well rested it's the only way though yeah wake up feeling shitty Horrible. Eight hours of sleep, but you still feel like shit. Feels like zero. Oh, man. What do you? I mean, I just can't get, God, stop thinking about it.

It'll be the next list he puts out. He's being so coy about it. Well, he doesn't like when we're talking about things that he's going to talk about on the Brandon Walker College football show. Right. Yeah. We're stepping on his show tonight. Yeah.

He's going to be so mad at us when the comments come out. Oh, wow. Stephen, what do you got for us? Let's see. Oh, credit to mostly sports. I can't see this. You guys called out Madison Beer. Might have Connor Griffin's eyebook.

Oh, no. We did not call this out. Brandon called this out months ago. This is bad because she looked good. Yeah. She looks good. I disagree with everything Brandon says about this topic. Yeah.

I think what really happened is Brandon mentioned that she looked good and then we pointed out that like months ago we introduced him to Madison Beers and he did not find her attractive and he challenged he's like what that didn't happen and we pulled the tape

we played the tape and in the tape he said she has Connor's eyebrows also the first picture he ever saw of her was the one where she's like turning like this you know and she's like biting her lip yeah you know that one he didn't like that And I think, I think, so as far as I know, Brandon has seen Madison beers twice.

This was the first time. The second time was on Sunday. And I think there was a huge difference between the second time he saw her and that picture, if you understand what. Right. Yeah. So that, I think, explains the 180-degree turn that he's done on this woman. I thought she was terrific yesterday. I thought she was really fantastic in the suite, really putting on a lot.

Really putting on the show for everybody. She should be a sideline reporter. She was awesome. She was fantastic. Now, you couldn't just assume she had breasts in the first picture? It's a dangerous game. Are you like Carl Everett and dinosaurs? If you don't see them, it doesn't count.

They don't exist? I maintained that last year, when I saw her for the first time, it was fresh off Connor Griffin getting his new eyebrow. and we were getting used to the world where Connor Griffin saw him everywhere died his eyebrows so I was very eyebrow heavy that week and when they showed the picture I was like more eyebrows oh no and I didn't even see the person attached to him and that's my fault but now having seen more information yesterday I am fully on board what you saw yeah I saw information and I am fully on board with everything I support everything they're doing over there

with the San Diego Chargers of L.A. It was four months after the eyebrows. And that's not enough time. You got to understand that first Connor Griffin eyebrow hit me like a ton of bricks. It was probably six months of therapy I needed to get over Connor Griffin and his dyed eyebrows. Also, stop knowing things so goddamn fast, T.J. There's no reason you would know it was four months. Four months.

But Madison, my calendar. Confirmed you think she is attractive. I agree with the sentiment that she is attractive, yes. And you got to understand. I already have the Holly Road comment on my record for this show, so I can't. You can't have two. I can't have two, guys. I get you.

Do you want to tell me what you want to say, and I'll say it? No, no. Again, Madison Beer, lovely, lovely gal, fantastic stuff. Chargers look bad. Chargers do look bad. Cowboys look bad. Yeah, Justin Herbert really, Hank had the correct take. He fucked America over because if he had played a little better, we'd seen more Madison beer.

I think we'll see plenty. She's got her own stuff you could see her in. Don't watch the fucking Chargers. Are you over the moon about the Bears? Oh, dude, that was insane. Yeah, that was crazy. No worries about defense? Oh, tons of words.

Oh, cool. Oh, my God. Defense is going to be so bad. Better place for a fan, though, to have an exciting offense. Yeah. Yeah. Just so much, like, every drive you're just filled with so much excitement and confidence. Ben Johnson is just, he's just the fucking man.

He's the man. You're dolphins, Brandon. Oh, I hope they go on 17. You're DAC. No, that was George Pickens. Everybody's giving up on the Cowboys a little too fast. That was one bad game against a team that got their shit together in the offseason. I'm fine with that one.

But the Dolphins, oh and 17, so we can get, I guess, Arch now. Yeah, it was not a great day for quarterback. Yes, not Dante Moore. Also, maybe we just suck for two years. Would the Mannings let our go? Oh, get your guy? Get my guy. Oh.

The Mannings would probably let him go to Miami, I would assume. But. although they did say no to San Diego 20 years ago. Right. Ohio State quarterbacks don't have like a great track record. No. Don't. You know what?

Big Camp. No. No. Fucking no, dude. Will Mississippi State find the money? This is crazy. This is the new state of college football that you're like, you know in the back of you're, let's hope he stays.

In the back of your head, you're like, fuck. Loves Mississippi State. I understand. People love money, too. He love, and we're going to find it. I'm sure he comes from a well-to-do family in southern Mississippi. We're going to find it. You're going to find that money.

Yep. You know what you should do. Give all my money to him. Only fans. Who should do all? You should do only fans for the fund. And what should I sell to give him, to raise money? Greg Maddox come in your mouth.

No, say that's what I was afraid of. Would you donate? We don't have to watch this. It's just, oh. Oh, what did she say? Well, she just said he loves, God told him to go to Mississippi State. All right, all right.

That goes in your favor. That's good. Yeah. If the G-Man is getting involved, that's stronger than NIL. Mm-hmm. For sure. We do our program in God's name,

image, and likeness. That's our NIL. That's Dabo. That's Dabo, yeah. He said that? Yeah. Dabos. Yeah.

Not good. Nope. Not good. Yeah. Fuck his body of work Fuck his legacy Kyle you're like a white night For like successful male

Yeah I kind of like Leave them alone Yeah Leave Kyler Murray alone Drake May has a horrible game Oh now we're just gonna categorically Disregard everything he did last season

He's bad He sucks he's a bum Justin Herbert is a fucking bum No wonder he's a bum He's been titty fucking Madison that's why he's playing like shit. You're a voice for people that have much larger platforms.

Yeah. A voice for guys that don't really need a voice. A voice for the voice. A voice for the loud. The worst part is like I really I wake up in the morning and I feel so much fucking anger. Like I have to defeat sports

media. Like with my logic. I'm seeing this. I'm the only one seeing the ball right now. Like, yes, it is so easy to have a bad game in the NFL. It is. Pay attention. It's going to happen to everyone.

Everyone is going to have a dog shit game. Josh Allen will. Who else is even loved? Matt Stafer just did. Is he getting shit on? He is. Do you search for it when a quarterback has a bad game? I search their name plus every derogatory

adjective and search their name plus bum and then it's a million. Dude, I can't wait until you accidentally tweet it like Jordan Love with a Gaser. Tweet it instead of search it. Jordan Love in quotes, fucking bitch. I do that every day.

What is the point? What are we striving for? Do you think dudes aren't going to want to be NFL quarterbacks anymore? No. Yeah, if we keep being... You shouldn't, dude. We're too mean to them. We're ruining football.

We're really too mean to NFL quarterbacks. Did you all sign all your yak cards? Yeah. Yeah. I got to do it after the show. Sure did. Halfway done. Did you guys see Kedek's video?

Yes. Oh, yeah. I was laughing so hard. You like sports? I love sports. Just the word. Sports. Sports.

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Draft case. Sports. There's like a section of the internet that doesn't know this is a spoof on Sidney Sweeney. Oh, I did not. Oh, yeah, Sidney Sweeney did that exact ad. What's hers better or worse? Shut the fuck up, you guys. You guys saw that. I saw it. Are you fucking, you talking about, you? I saw still images of Sidney doing some type of ad campaign.

I definitely saw it. I saw it. Yeah. Yeah. I say what's... I celebrate everything in Sweeney's Scal off. Oh, Raphael Nalmy again. I know.

I know you've seen it. You're on too high of alert because there's a very... I did not see the city. I probably cut my fucking cock off if I saw it. Oh, God. Yeah, I'll get my axe. Cut it right off. That thing off.

No, I didn't see it, but... Yeah, but the people... She have her tits out? Yeah. And people were like, oh, man, Barstall jumped the shark. No. Because they didn't see the Sydney Sweeney.

Come on now. What? Uh-huh. I mean, it plays even without having seen this... Sports. It's funny. Somebody made a point on, on Twitter, when the Sydney Sweeney one came out.

If that came out 15 years ago, they would have to just drop everything and jerk off. Oh, yeah. But now they're so desensitized. It's just scroll past it. I would have to, yeah, I would ravage myself silly. 1999, that would have been an entire year. Yes, yes.

Just book my calendar, I'm out. I'm taking the year off, I'm beating my dick. But now you just scroll past it. That would have been the real Y2K. Yeah, yeah. Stopped. Oh, man, if nobody's going to work. If it was a commercial and just having to like try to beat your dick before the commercial ends,

speed run it. I would have. If I was 14 when that. happening? Like, oh, fuck. Printing out a picture on the home computer. Oh, just taking it. It's going back. Right. Printer's just going to do, too, you finish before it gets to a bit of cleavage.

Oh, we're out of ink. Mom, we're out of ink. There'd be swarms of dude in Times Square. Oh, yeah, just beaten off in Times Square. Yeah, they wouldn't be able to put it up. Yes, they put it in Times Square. Yeah, you're right, though. We already sensitized. Like, all right.

Yeah, there's Sidney's A-list actress, giant bear titties. Mm-hmm. Scroll past. Seeing that. It is amazing she has a stranglehold on this country, given that we're in the free porn era. And she's not... Everything she does goes viral. Yeah.

What you mean? No, it's like impressive. Like, she's doing it... Yeah. Like some of the other bombshells did it against plumbers. You know, she's doing it against... Yeah. Yeah.

You're right. She doesn't show... She's never shown her nipples, has she? Uh, that one movie she does she does. did. Okay, I wasn't aware. What movie? Well, and then the TV show she did too, right? What TV show? I think Euphoria and I think The House

Made. No, I was thinking the one with Glenn Powell, anyone but you. She shows there? There's nipple there. Yeah. How about that? Is it hers, though? I see that. Gotta be. Why? They're on her body. Stunt nipple? It's hers. Still the funniest riff. One of the funniest rest is KB saying that you're gay if you finish Titanic. no you made it past kate winslet's true detective you are

was true detective yeah oh i thought it was titanic i thought it was titanic you're like i didn't know the boat went down i stopped no i appreciate winslet too much as an actress yeah darya that's your that's your squeeze yeah yeah is that still going on still follow each other um yeah Well, you're on Venus Williams. Is that ever leaving anywhere? We had DM'd a lot.

That was crazy. Nick, I'm so mad I missed such good content opportunity on Friday. You scared the shit out of me. Yeah. I was in the passenger seat. My fiance was driving me home. I had the dog on the lap. She picked me up from work.

And we were at a red light and a hand just reached to our fucking car. Yeah. I just started petting Ernie. Started pet my dog. On your own car? He put it up real close. Scared the fuck out of me. I was so mad after.

I wish I'd take it. taking a video like anyone else just pet random dogs when they're sitting in traffic people but like the gap between lanes is bigger than you think you were very in the cars yeah just you got the hands all the way in the car oh yeah well his face was a little out so I was giving a little scratch under the under the chin I was loving it was like what the fuck I really should have taken a video yeah that was funny like anyone else do this see a dog pet a dog in middle of traffic and then you just drove away I don't you We didn't speak.

Yeah, well, I then was like, that was a good moment, and I can't get stuck next to you again. At another. Another red light, so I sped off. Yeah. You would try to jump out. It would have been so awkward if I was just sitting there. We were just like, all right, you know when you have that, like, interaction and then you just keep, like, oh, another red light. And the thing is, nine times out of ten, my dog's biting.

That would have been funny. Yeah. And you would have made me put them down. I get rabies. I die. Good old Arnie. He's looking good. Yeah.

Has he been behaving? Yeah, he's a good boy now. Oh, nice. I was going to say no for you. Only bites nine out of ten times. No, no, he's a good boy. He's so fun. He's a blast.

He needs more me. He does. I also, I didn't realize that was a faux pa on my end. I didn't realize. You put my dog in a full Nelson? I didn't realize it's frowned upon to, like, rile up a dog and then leave. Yes. Yes.

Yes. I thought we were playing. It was about midnight, 1230 at night, and we smoked weed on my roof, and then you went downstairs. My dog was sleeping. You put him in a full Nelson, chased him, and then your Uber was there. That's so mean. Cross-body tilt, hit him with a turk, Navy ride, threw boots in. And he was ready to go.

Oh, yeah. And then I had to stay up for like another two hours. It's just resting. You're just sprinting back and forth in the house. Yeah, you can't do that. to talk. Brain, want to hit the last read?

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football's back I love it yeah I'm I don't know if you I'm dragging a little bit oh yeah we were in Michigan Saturday morning

and then when I got back I went I went to my friend Hardy you know Hardy Hardy was doing a concert in McKinry and I went over

and watched the state game with him nice stayed and watched the Ohio State game with him and then I left and I went back

and I did the Brandon Walker Walker show that's a full day It was a full day. It's not actual work, but it was just a full day. And then yesterday I forgot how good that NFL halftime nap is of that first window. Oh, man. But I was just like, I was in and out of the Bears.

I put the Bears Panthers game on. Yeah. And just kind of started flowing in and out. If you can time that nap like four minutes left in the second quarter, wake up like 10 minutes left for the third quarter. Yes. It's great. Bless you. Thank you.

Danny, were you on the PJ? I was. Yeah. You're always shocked by that. Every time I, every time I'm like, whoa. I got a veteran PJ Air at this point. Brandon got very upset with the conversation topics on the PJ. No, this motherfucker, dude.

What now? This motherfucker right here. On Friday. Dancats, every single time. He never, I don't know how often you've been around Dancats. Has he ever talked about death or dying? On planes all the time. Only on planes.

We got on a private jet. As soon as the wheels go up, he's like, wouldn't it be crazy to die? Well, I pointed out the fact that if you died in a plane crash, on September 11th in 2026. Yeah. That's not something anyone ever, like everyone's like, okay, but it was 2026. Like your death is completely irrelevant. And rightfully so.

Like Brandon Walker died on September 11th, when? 2026. That's a tough one. Yeah. Right? Plan crash on September 11th, you're like, oh, I know how this. And then. Yeah, right.

And they're like, no, it was actually 2020 to 25 years later. It's like no one cares. No one cares. And again, rightfully so. It would be on a PJ. So they'd just be like, oh. Oh, he deserves a cat. He'll be the same as the fucking submarine.

Nobody wants the guy talking about death on the plane next to him. And then we did Mount Rushmore of worst days to die. Okay. Christmas. Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Because, like, what, no one, everyone's going to just, a year after you die, everyone's Oh, I was being selfish.

Oh, I'm looking at your presence. No, I'm saying, like, in terms of remembrance of you. Okay. Yeah. Fourth of July. And I wouldn't want to ruin Christmas for, like, my family. Correct. Yeah.

Danny had a dog shit entrance into it He said his birthday I would love to die on my birthday I think that's poetic The cleanest tombstone It's pretty sweet I said the easy man Oh you did Brandon that was a bad one

What but is there a best day to die Like is it might be your birthday St. Patrick's Day would kind of be epic Yeah because that never would drink in your remembrance Right Yeah they would get that emotional Like I love you a thing at the end of the night It would yeah

The day before week one was one of the worst ones Which happened to be also when on a plane on Saturday. I don't know if I'd hate New Year's. Did that one on the way back? Yep, we did that one on the way back. It would have to be a holiday. 40-minute flight, guys.

He talked about death the whole fucking time. I think dying on the day, a super famous person also dies. Yeah. You died the day. If I died next to him. September 11th, I would, yeah. Fair Fawson.

That would be Fosso. What about irrelevant? Danz and others. That would be Fasoli, September 11th. He would forget the other one. Yeah, I think any type of big holiday, like Fourth July, that would suck because then the rest of, you know. Thomas Jefferson died. I would want people to be busy.

I don't want, like, fringe homies to come visit me before I die. Yeah. Please leave. Tim Curry died the same day, Dolly died, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, it's tough. Man, if I died on a plane with you guys, it'd probably take people like three weeks. Oh, my, Danny was on a day.

Yeah. Yeah. Pat had a flight Friday, and Thursday night, laying there in bed, I convinced myself his plane was going to go down. I was so convinced I had, like, I went through the whole thing in my head. I had like tears streaming down my face as he was like next to me and I was like, do I tell him? I decided not to tell him. Is that fucked up? Is he fine? He's fine. Seems okay. But he did have a bad travel day. He did have a bad travel day. They had to cancel a pop punk show. So maybe you were on to something. But I was so convinced. I was like, just had a feeling. And I was like, should I tell him? Is it fucked up not to tell him? She should probably go. on medication. I was going to say drugs. Probably try drugs. I think what's worse, that would be a freak incident

where it's like, you know, a piano falling on you because people aren't even sad. They're laughing. Like, oh, what are the odds? Yeah. I don't even think people would show up to the funeral.

Has anybody died from a piano falling on? It's been a while. Yes, totally. That's my theory of like the banana slipping, too. I don't know if anybody's ever slipped on a banana peel. Mario slipped on one the other day. I thought he was, I thought that was a Mario joke.

How many times? Kate. Oh, no, Kate. You got hit by a little. shell right after two. Oh, no, no. Bowser ate him off. He tripped, Kate.

How many men have been killed by a piano? It just squashed a turtle. It happened. Why are they in the air? It definitely has. It happens. I heard it turned your teeth into the piano. Yeah, and you walk like an accordion.

Yeah, but you walk off every time. They die off screen. Do you see the dude who died mid or after penis enlargement? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. From like an infection? I don't know.

I just don't know if the tech's there to enlarge your penis. Because imagine your family having to tell your loved ones that. What do you rather have like a fucked up goofy penis than one that's like just hurting all the time? No. Huge and constant pain. Any type of elective surgery to like better yourself if you die in that, that's pretty, that's tough. You don't really. Yeah.

Penis enlargey. Wait. Now wait a minute. Hold on a second. There's no. His nickname was tiny, right? Okay, I actually, it's fair that he tried to... Yeah, Stan?

But, yeah, what? I know. He's getting... Right. Right. It was only five inches. The gap just got bigger with the averages. He was bringing him down.

Yeah. That socks to die for penis enlargement. It's just like... It's trash. But there's got to be a lot of laughs at your funeral And is it tough funeral? I mean, yeah. If it took then it's like, yeah.

Did you open casket, put the bottom half? Yeah, I get your money's worth. Show that thing off. He was really proud of it. His new, new penis. Chicks die from the butt all the BBL all the time. Yeah. Really.

Joan Rivers, didn't she die from plastic surgery? Was it from plastic surgery? Tony is mom like though. Yeah. Yeah, that's tough. I didn't know that. Because a lot of people go like to other places to get it done where it's maybe not. They had like concrete to it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. The best. I don't know. If it makes you feel beautiful. Yeah. I took like a forensics class in college a million years ago and they said you'd be surprised at the amount of people who die like jerking off and stuff. Like they go for like, they go for a light electrocution or a lot of,

A light strangle. And I always wonder, if you're the medical examiner, do you tell the family or? I think you do. I think you're very dispassionate about it, right? And it's just like matter of fact. They were jerking off and they went a little too hard. I would maybe if I was doing something like that to myself, I'd leave a note for the medical examiner in case things went wrong. I tell them it was this instead.

I think you would just need like a homie there to like help you out. If you're into that, I'd imagine you're not worried about. being watched like a buddy who helps you lift yeah yeah spotter oh I don't know anyways be careful if you're doing that I guess yeah by the way the Cooperstown trailer is gonna or the Cooperstown video is coming right after this so the boys in Cooperstown full video Wyatt shout out Wyatt let's see the trailer yeah I'm in I'm allergic to be Donnie this is a bulbous nest.

Oh, two, that's up. And smoke is into my lungs. Oh, man, is anything more fun than doing this shit? I'm Nick Bropson. I'm the mayor of Cooperstown, and I don't approve any of this. I'm just kidding. He's kidding about the mayor. Being mayor.

25 minutes will send you right to it from here. I love it. Awesome. Everyone please watch. Fuck yeah. Great work by the boys. All the behind the scenes oh man all right should we spin the wheel brandon i'm not in charge of the wheel i brought swim trunks today it's down to me and you huh yeah oh we're good not today we'll all right we'll see

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