The Yak - CHILLEST DUDE ALIVE? The Very Best Of Reed On The Yak (2026 So Far): Thurs Jul 2, 2026

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

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Hey, yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. You the robot. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. That was incredible. Owen, Reed, Henkel. What do you think of Danny's impression of you?

I told him. The worst part. What's up? The weird. The head... Reed saying something. I love it. Reed, are you okay?

What's good? You can hear everything so well. Headphone. Are you high? No, I'm just saying. It's pretty crazy. What the fuck? You've never talked to Reed?

No, I have. This is every conversation with him. He's my guy. Okay. Yeah, yeah. We're gonna... So, back to the impression. I'm sorry.

He could hear really well over there. Unironically, without any awareness of Danny's impression, my fiancee did it to me, just out of the blue. and it was exactly Danny's impression. So that was pretty damning, pretty telling. I just laughed at it because it was accurate, but whatever. Reed, you're okay, dude?

Yeah, he's good. Yeah, he's good. Yeah, you can move it back to you. How are we doing? Good. Chill them. You've been having good conversations with KB? Yeah, great conversation.

Well, you guys been talking about you guys. Just like life. I saw you, I saw you two having a conversation. and then I think you cut the conversation off in the middle saying that it was a good conversation. He likes to review and reflect mid-concations. I do, yeah, I really do. He said it was going well and I agreed. And then you picked it right back up.

Yeah, no, it's been great. KB, so you have eyes for this guy now? Big time. I said not like you. Like, yeah. No, we said you couldn't be right because you're a deity. Yeah, you're above everyone else. Like Odin?

Yeah, nothing like that, Do you. but I mean yeah no we've been having some great times for sure yeah maybe more to come hopefully yeah longer duration hangouts longer like hangouts like yeah because we just

have like pretty brief interactions like maybe we can take the next step the conversation I overheard this morning was something along the lines of you guys being able to just sit alone quiet together not say a word yeah that's like next next step like that's not ready for that pinnacle. Well, that's, yeah, I mean, that's like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I'm ready for that.

Yeah. And I told him what we did. I know. Yeah. How do you think this one's going between you and Kyle? Great. Yeah. It's just like on a live show, which is pretty scary, but yeah. It feels different. It's almost like it's not a real conversation. Yeah. Performance for the people watch. Yes. Exactly. Yes. Honestly. Yeah. We are very like, I feel like I'm not even like talking to you like in a way. No, even still like right now, like this is a performance for the audience. Isn't that crazy? If you really think about it, it kind of is. Like, we're being like, yeah. Who applies it doesn't get this job?

No, it is kind of crazy for sure. Right. It's impossible to even not think about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you thinking about it? Yeah, now I'm, like, really thinking about it. Don't think about it, man. Yeah, no, I'll try not to.

Okay. Owen, how are you doing? Doing good. Okay. My first day waking up, I don't know. normal time now. Oh, why? Because you're off wake up barstool? No longer on wake up barstall. Oh, so you got to, your life a little bit back. How, how early were you waking up? 4.30. Who, boy.

430. Nobody loves the free swag like you. Yeah, like, when we get a box and then you just do, everything you pick up, you're just like, sick. Yeah. Sick. Yeah. And you pull it off well. Thank you. I will say, yeah. I feel like you could pull it off pretty well, too. Thanks, man. I appreciate that. Reed, what do you, what are you thinking about right now? I was just staring at that honestly. Yeah. Thanks for being honest.

Yeah. Well, because I can just... You can see yourself. It is a weird to see you watch yourself talk right now. Yeah, I don't know. That's kind of weird. Yeah, it's trippy. This whole thing's trippy.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? How do you like how you convey? Like, how do you like how your voice sounds recorded and... I think that's fine. I think just like the... You can hear us. Yeah, in your ears.

Yeah. Just like right in your ears. It's disoriented. Right. Like, I'm talking right now. Yeah. And you're like all the way over there. Wait until booth talks.

He's right here. Yeah. It's like he's close. Yeah. It's up, Reed. I don't know. Dude, I don't know. Whoa.

What was that? What's going on? Is that T.J.? God. Yeah, he's not even in here. Yeah, he's over there. Could be anywhere. That's sly bastard.

Yeah, that's what I call him. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Reed, how long have you been at Barstall now? I think like seven months now. And how soon into your tenure did you get into with RICO Boscow?

Instantly. Um, I wouldn't say in-so. I think it was like two months in. I think you were a scale right away. I don't know. I don't know. I think me and him are like fine now. Like I haven't- Has he spoken to you? Well, no, but that doesn't mean you're fine. Yeah, and he's in the office. No, he doesn't talk to me.

They're fine, though. Yeah, now he doesn't talk to me, but like I haven't like said anything to him at all or anything, you know. Yeah, you're not into like the negative vibes. No, no. That was probably tripping you out when you would go home and like, I don't, I, I, yeah, I don't really care. I didn't really think that much of it. Yeah. What do you think about when you go home? That's like a really deep question. I don't know. Like, I think about a bunch of things. Give me a couple. Dude, I don't know if I want to, I don't know. Like, think about girls a lot. Nice. What type of chicks? Hot chicks. Hell yeah. Nice. Uh, fuck yeah. How hot? How hot?

Hot? Like, explain the girl. Really? Yeah. It's pretty crazy. It's pretty crazy, too. Like on a live show, I'm probably talking to like 20,000 people right now. You really put yourself out there.

Yeah, but like one of those 20,000 is exactly that chick. Yeah. Give it to us. Your strategy you were telling me wasn't like that predatory. No, it wasn't that predatory? Oh, no. Wait. Oh, about.

Oh, yeah, about like trying to get... What's that strategy? Chicks at the bar. I usually ask like, yo, like, if they're... I usually ask like, yo, like, are you guys twins? Like, if they're kind of with a group of people. Okay. Because then just like, kind of get some talking, you know what I'm saying?

But they're not twins. No, not at all. Like, they don't even look like someone alike. It opens... It's like... Elicits engagement. Yeah. Both of them are going to have a strong opinion about that statement.

Exactly. Has that worked? gonna love it one's gonna hate it it works probably like four out of the that probably 60% of the time it works 30% maybe honestly okay probably not like that high but what's your what's your hottest girl like explainer why do you want to know that the definitely like I definitely like this is so weird I know it's trippy dude yeah I wish I could have prepared you for yeah no it's big cat is this what you felt like when you went to the sphere I do feel high right now.

All right, no, no, no, I'll explore. Let's start top down. Blonde hair. Blonde hair. Eyes. Blue, probably. Okay. High.

Probably like five foot five, five, five foot six, like small. Okay. Smaller. Okay. Yeah. What about? Bust. Yeah.

Yeah, like not huge, huge tits. Can I say that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, not like huge, huge tits, but like, yeah. like nice tits okay like and then ass yeah just a nice ass like sorry sorry oh you're you are

taste all right yeah no but like not again not like a huge ass just like a nice ass I was yeah okay what about pussy oh man I don't know like I don't know I don't know yeah good answer are you more into like a rocker like it like he likes to like rockers joke jet No, like Donnie likes the girl because she had like this studded emo bell. Like are you into like emo girls or like workout girls? Honestly, just if they're hot, like I don't really have like a specific type. What if they're mean? I kind of like that, too, you know what I'm saying?

Like a little toxic energy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What if you go up to a, it's air drip? It's at a delay. It's at a delay. Oh, you were testing the delay.

I thought you were trying to get her to go down. Is that like trip you guys out too or not? I guess. I don't know. Have you ever gone up to a chick and did the twins thing and she was a twin? Yeah, yeah. I actually have. Does that backfire?

No, it's a good like conversation start because then you're like, oh, no shit, like, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, you got a lot to go off of. A lot to go off of. Like, you could go like, no, I don't say no shit, but like I'll like try to like. Like, yeah, and then just Not like, yo. But you guys know what I'm saying, though. You guys know what I'm saying.

Bro, trust me. I get it. Yeah. Oh, my God. Have you ever gone out with Deutsch? No, no, no. Ronnie? I'd love to go out with you and see some of your methods.

I'm not like, I'm not like great at talk, but like I do talk to girls, but I'm not like, fucking great at talking. No. But you have your methods that work too. Yeah, Deutsch, have you updated yours? Because yours Oh shit. Oh my god, are you getting Oh, is TJ messing with me? Did you try to kick it? Oh, fuck, you're getting

jerked off by the Statue of Liberty. Fuck you, T.J. Dogey's your sister. Be deep-throating beers, right? I did that for a couple weekends. Yeah. Yeah. What's the latest move? That's pretty hit or miss. Okay. Are you doing anything else? Are you any other techniques?

No real techniques right now, but I like the twins line. It's a great conversation starter, honestly. Maybe we could work a... You just got to get them talking. Oh, you guys should go up to chicks and be like, are you guys twins? Because we are. Yeah. We don't look alike, though.

That's the whole... Isn't that what you do, though? Did your line just work on you? No, no. It's not happy. It works. No, no, no. Oh.

It's a looking... No. Or like in the somewhat like they're like kind of the same age. So like kind of works. You know what I'm saying? They like kind of look somewhat alike. Yeah. You know?

Have you tried different races? Um, no, but I'm open to it. Like if two girls were different races, would you try the line still? Oh, probably not. No. No. Because that would be funny. Yeah, it would be funny.

It might make them laugh like a little bit. Yeah. That's all that matters too. You just got to make them laugh. Right. And then it's boom. Wait, what is boom? Not like having sex or at all.

Or just, but like... At all? Kissing? Yeah, maybe like a kiss, maybe like a number. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You got to start off with a number first on a first date. It's hard out here, though.

It's hard out. Would the twin thing work on you? 20s me, absolutely. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, dude. Especially if the other girl was hotter than me. First date. I don't know. I'll usually probably like, yo, you want to get some drinks,

I'm just like stupid shit like that. Nice. Really stupid shit. Yeah. It is kind of stupid. Like I'd rather do like an activity or something, you know? Like what activity? I bet a lady would love to do an activity.

Yeah, but then it's just like kind of like, it's kind of like cheesy and like soft. You know what I'm saying? You want to go on a walk out of way? You just doubted yourself? You just said you wanted to do an activity? activity but then you said no. I know. I guess I'm self-conscious about it. Okay. Sure. You shouldn't be.

Like, okay, so you see a blonde who has not huge but big tits and a nice ass. Yeah. They're going for like a guy with a lot of money. Like I'm already fucked. No. That's not true. No way. I go. Yeah. No, you're fine.

Yeah. Come on, K. K.B. You can agree with me. Yeah. No, I get it. You, yeah. You know what I'm saying? You'd ultimately be fucked. But you could get some small wins. It's all about confidence, though. It's all about confidence. You got to go in with just like... And yeah, and you have that.

Yeah. I do, but like sometimes it's like when you're seeing such a hot girl, it's like kind of hard to have that much confidence. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm like having like a deep conversation with you guys. This is good. Yeah.

It's good. It's going well. It is. It is. And like the fact that there's just like, like hundreds of people just like stare like kind of staring at you through a. screen. Yeah. It's fucked up, man.

It is weird. It's a weird hurdle to get over for sure. Yeah. Like, isn't it? Yeah, it takes a lot. Yeah. It takes a lot. Really?

And you still don't completely get comfortable. Really? You're, like, still, like, kind of. Yeah, I've done thousands of these. And you're still like. Yeah, I'm still pretty uncomfortable. Like, right now, include it. It's pretty cool, though.

It's pretty cool. Right. If you think about it that way. Yeah. Like, scientifically. Like, from scientific. It's like, every single day you're kind of like experiencing that. no way you know yeah five days a week so almost yeah like half of your life is like through like

can be considered like through like a lens chronically consumed yeah yeah how does that make you feel um fluctuating emotions yeah that would like shame for sure yeah but it's cool yeah it's ultimately awesome dude yeah we had you guys on because the wet wheel yeah so we own in uh Henkel, will you grab Titus and Brandon? We're going to start spinning it now. If you guys want to watch the cave, Reed, you stay here. Yep.

I say here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're not done with you. We're not done with you, buddy. There's a lot more than meets the eye with you. Really? Is there?

Yeah. And every time the camera's on you in the cave or something, you kind of kind of get into your shell. Yeah. It's very mysterious to see you open up. You talk to Reed, Titus? A little bit, yeah. It's crazy, dude.

It's good. I feel like I'm hot. It's really good. Damn good. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I guess I just... I never have someone else with me, you know?

Like, I feel like when you talk to him, you need a third person to like... Yeah, I think I'd just to look over. Yeah, just to... KB, like, and then it's fine. You know what I'm saying? KB. Is you like an emotional support animal? KB?

Yeah. In a way, yeah. Yeah. Cracks me open. What were you doing before this? I was out of advertising agency. Okay. What were you doing?

I was selling time slots. Okay. Yeah, it's pretty boring. Where are you from? I'm from Wauitosa, Wisconsin. Halitosa. Milwaukee, Wisconsin, yeah. There's a guy new in college from Wauotosa.

You just went by Tosa. Who? Tosa. Tosa. It's his friend. I can't remember. It was 20 years ago, dude. Yeah.

I'll get you the name. I'll get you the name. Yeah, I better know. How old are you? Probably not, because I'm old. I know, but like, he's probably a dad, though. How old are you? How old are you?

Do you know a lot of to Tosa Dads? I know a bunch of Tosa Dad. How old are you? I'm 24. Okay, yeah. What did you think of Deutsch saying that the people of Milwaukee are grotesque? I don't think they are, really, but I could see how he says that for sure. Yeah, that's a great answer.

That was a PR answer, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. You fucking media. I was fucking killed that. I know. I was good to say, bro. You try to win mayor, bro? I just made myself crack out of it.

The election coming up. Mr. Mayor. I was holding that. Because I had no idea what I was going to say. Oh, man. You fucking win. That's your new. I'm going to start calling you Mr.

Mayor because of the political way. I have my leg. How'd you conjure that up? I thought you were fuck. That was like a tightrope walk. Yeah, that was like a tough question. What the fuck? Oh, man.

Reed, I had you as a scale. I think I like you. Really? Yeah. You're just stripping me out, man. He does that. Yeah, I don't know. You're crazy.

I don't know. Am I crazy? A little bit. You're a tweaker. We're just normal if you think about it. I thought, no, I'm thinking about it. You're crazy, dude. What are your hobbies outside of the office?

I like to jog. Okay. Play sports. Play basketball. Nice. Okay, yeah, you're a normal guy. Hang out with friends. Try to talk to girls.

Nice. What else do you think about when you get home? What else do I think about? Do you live around here? Yeah, I live. And I live like a minute away from the Cup Stadium. Okay,

Rigley. So, not. Yeah, fuck. Rigley. Both the answers work, bro. That's my bad. That's not cool.

That's not really around here at all. It's like 30 minutes. That's a round. That's a round, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

My mistake. What's up, Danny? How's it? You're something else, man. Have you ever talked to read? No. it's crazy you're like uh i've passed him like ships passing on the night but we've never had a

it's crazy yeah he kind of scares me you're like a really like a chad but you don't look like a chad i don't really yeah i don't really is this thing of wisconsin chad i don't know why would you be scared of me i'm more scared of you no you're not get the fuck out of okay it's like sharks oh wait did they laugh at yeah yeah that would trip me out too in a way because look at them everybody yeah they're watching you right now anything you want to say to them no no no now you're thinking it's you're too conscious now yeah now it's like I need to get out of you

no bro all right all right all right lock in lock it what it's been like this the whole time yeah yeah read who do you hang out with from the office is like you have a squad or not really honestly no I don't really hang out that's what I was talking to him about okay yeah start with me and then yeah it's a great first

yeah ask him a tough question about what anything Why don't you cross your legs like that? Mr. Mayor. That's a tough question. I got it. He can get out of it.

It's incredible, Brandon. I'm sorry, is it a question like a philosophical thing or like a math question? Try anything. Try to think. Like, ask him like a paradoxical question. Try to corner him. What do you think about the Jaden Ivy thing? No, that's a great question.

But I think the Jaden Ivy thing has a lot to do with Instagram Live, right? And how we can all interact and see. it in real time. It's pretty crazy, right? That's fine, but what about what he said? You know, what he said, I honestly have no information on, so I can't really comment on that at the time right now. He did it. I fucking did it again.

As soon as I crossed my legs, dude. And you're a perfect. And I got cave you on my side, though. Perfect. Yeah, no, no. I was on bias, and I still think you did. He did it. That was pretty good.

95% of the vote type of victory. Do you have thoughts on abortion? Yeah, let's all, we could dive into that for sure, but, um, I don't know if I had thoughts on factory. Oh, shit. I don't know how to dance around that, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah.

That's a tougher one. Yeah, it's a really tough one. Yeah. Yeah. Still doing great. Yeah, but now it's like, yeah, yeah. He's crazy. Have you, all right?

Do you do drugs? I used to do them, but. Then I stopped. What kinds? A lot of weed. I used to smoke a lot of weed. Stopped. Stopped really drinking, too.

I stopped drinking. Oh, wow. How old are you? So you're asking the Twins line sober. A ton of caffeine, though. Oh. Tone of caffeine. And like some Adderall sometimes.

Is that bad to say on it? No, no. No. All right, but they laugh at that. They laughed at that. That wasn't even that fun. They're an easy audience. Yeah, you guys are like, yeah, we'd make him laugh on that fucking time.

There's stone face now. Yeah. Yeah. Now, do you think Rico will not like that we've embraced Reed? I honestly think I'm fine with him because I haven't really talked with him. Yeah, again, that's where you're not fine. How'd you become a Skel? I don't think I'm like that much of a Skel.

but I definitely clip things that probably he doesn't like. I see. Yeah. What accounts are you clipping for? I'm on Davila Stool. Oh, nice. Yeah. Great account.

You have a nickname for you? No, he hasn't come up with a nickname for me, yeah. You're working with Neely boy? I am, yeah. I'm over here. Well, no, the headphones. Yeah, the headphones, it's like booze all over the fucking place. Yeah.

But there's two guys over there, two people over there, and then the rest of us are over here. Yeah. you have a distinct voice. Yeah. And my mouth was moving as you were looking at me. Do you know where this is coming from? Right there.

Yeah, look at you. I'm fucking good, dude. He's good. Read, read, read. Kyle, are you cool with losing Reed to Titus? I would welcome that. No, we don't need to... I thought you...

No, I was your side of... Don't do that too, maybe? The fuck? That's abandonment right now. If Reed autonomously decided that's what he wanted to do, I would give him that grace. Doesn't appear he's going to decide that. I feel as if Titus is a good mentor.

Your son... You're a good mentor. an emotional support. But me and KB aren't, we're not rivals. No. We're very friendly. So we,

so you guys would. Yeah, we share prospects a lot. Yeah, you guys, they would co-parent. Absolutely. We could make it work. You can be under two wings. Co-parenting kind of scares

you, though, no. Why? Oh, he's crossed his leg. Go ahead. I'm just saying, like, I don't know if I'd like co-parents. I think I just like won.

Okay. Over, you know. Because then KB's got to drop him off on Friday at Tituses. And then. Yeah, that would like F you up. What about multiple? Christmas is though. Yeah. That'd be cool. Yeah. For sure. I don't think they'll give me gifts.

Oh, no. KB's a great gift giver. You guys are, you guys are great. You're in good hands with those two. I don't really like, I don't know if I know you that well, Titus. All right. Like, I know KB. You know what I'm saying? All right. And KB are, yeah, sure. And you and you don't do drugs? So it sounds like your decision. You did do drunk. I did. I did for a couple years, but that stopped. You know, you want to watch yourself on YouTube right now? I guess you see. I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to go watch it. You can pull it up right now. Should I pull it up? Yeah. As I'm watching it. Yeah. Yeah, you got to. Ain't no way.

You got to. It's sick. Is it on like a two-second thing or no? Yeah, yeah. Really? On YouTube.com. I know, Brandon. Oh, no.

Yeah. It's turning it already. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. Ads. Oh, you got an ad? Yeah, that's... It's bread on the table, I guess, huh?

Yeah. Here, let's see. Here we go. Uh-oh. You're about to see yourself? Is it live? Is it live? No.

You gotta go to live. Yeah. The new iPhone? What? We're dealing with old technology? No, this is new. Oh, my goodness. Tell me what you see.

That's pretty crazy. Wait, why did you just... I'm talking with you guys while I'm watching this, while I'm watching the TV. While I have these fucking headphones in that are like, I'm hearing fucking everyone. Holy shit.

So much stimuli, dude. Too much stimuli. Where's KB at, though? Hey, wait a second. It's all fucked up now. Yeah, no, I need KB right here. Now, you're good, you're safe. I swear to you.

I don't know, dude. I promise. Who'd you vote for? Well, you see who I vote for. I'm 24 years old, right? So when I'm 22, 21, I don't really know. I don't really know like the exact ins and outs of politics, right? So I need to get more informed to vote.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Killed that shit. Killed that shit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, of course.

It's so wet. off the court, dude. What are you doing? I'm going to cost. Oh, shit, he's wet. Yeah, he's soaked. That was crazy. He's so wet on him.

He was great at getting wet. That was the wettest I've ever seen anyone. Oh, there's that. He's back. That's good, bro. Don't do that again, Kyle. Leave, Reed. Yeah.

Yeah, they were asking me all these questions. Yeah, I left you a lot. You handle yourself. You know what's up, Kyle? what you did while he was away? Just answered some questions. Kyle, he just, you watched yourself. Yeah, he watched himself.

Oh, watch his, yeah, I watched myself on my phone. But then he- While I was talking with you guys. He looked up and genuinely was like, where the fuck to Kyle? Yeah, I know. I was actually like, what the fuck. I wouldn't leave you. He was having a bad trip. But you did, though, you did.

You did leave? It's all right, though. It's all right. Fuck, yeah. Mark went on the left you. God. Read. Dude.

Dude. Dude, why are you trying to separate me and KV? I'm not. I'm not. I'm just, all I said was an affirmative about Mark. I said nothing negative about KB. Okay. Yeah, that was a little bogus.

Or on the scoreboard of who left you today, you know. It is, yeah, it is. Well, Mark, he wasn't here while I was here, though, in the beginning. Yeah. Yeah. True. So 1-1. 1-1 in the scoreboard brand.

You purse your mouth like that when you make a statement. I don't know. I guess I just did in the moment. That's my bad. That's my bad. See, doesn't he kind of scare you? Yeah, I get what you're saying. Like, I don't know.

You almost have to walk on eggshells. Yeah, yeah, low key. Or else he might fucking snap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy. It's all right, though. Yeah, you got to treat him with baby gloves. Yeah, he peed him.

You crushed it, Reed. He did. Do you want to be the thumbnail of this episode? No, no. Well, you are. So trippy, dude, no. He's like the stoner and a dare PSA. He's like a, he's like a Nick.

Caletti video character come to real life. Yeah. Yeah, he's really like that. Somebody dropped the Nick Colletti video in a vat of waste. And you emerge. Yeah. And now here he is. Yeah. Yeah. Good job, Rick. That was so wet.

Rick. Dude, that was so wet. All right. Good job. Number one on the leaderboards. Rick, come here. Why did you believe me? I don't know. Okay. I shouldn't have. I was smart. I was laughing, as I said.

took it like a champ, Rick. I trusted you wholeheartedly, Mark. That's good to know, actually. This is what I have to show for it. Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't think you'd actually get wet. I just wanted more names on the wheel. That's my bad.

Who would have thought it was going to be him? But if I had told you, it's going to be a brick that gets wet, you'd been fine. Yeah, I would. Reed, I think you're the last of a dying breed, man. Really? Yeah. You're an old school throwback. My dad, like, the way my dad talks about high school is, like, went to school with a lot of guys like you,

but he's like they're not around anymore. So I'm like, yeah, yeah. I'm like, do you guy that? I'm like DBI right now. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're the fucking man. It's like the last rhino. We got to force you to reproduce. I mean, I'll try my hardest, dude.

I'll try to do it. Better be. Are you guys twins at the line and see what happened? Please. At the bar. I said the line. I was like, the fuck is that, dude. Good reflection, because I didn't know why you said the line.

No, you guys all agreed. I thought that was the bar. I thought you talk. I thought you said the lion. I thought you said the lion too. Don't clip that. Don't clip. That's an awful clip.

I'm glad you caught yourself. Yeah. That was crazy. At the bar. It was weird. That you said that. Yeah. Yeah.

It didn't make sense. No, but that's why I called myself and said it to you, though. You know what I'm saying? I said the line. Yeah. Kate, if you were 15 years younger. Oh, it's all. working on it. Oh, my God. He's going to get Reed's number. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. No. Reed's like a fun cousin. I can see

him being like a fun cousin. Like I get see you being fun to hang out. Got cousins owned. Damn. Damn. Damn. God damn. Mom way. That's cool. That's cool. I like that shit for sure. I actually talked to you. I talked to read for the first time yesterday. Yeah, it was great conversation. It was great conversation. Great conversation. Great friendly conversation. It was. I do feel like you're coming out of your show more because you came up and spoke to me a couple days ago. Yeah, because I was with KV. Right. Yeah. I haven't talked to you without KV. No, that's fine. But like, you're welcome to come up anytime. Really? Yeah. Just talk to you? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'll try. I've talked to him. Yeah, you seem so afraid to talk to everyone. You've been talking to me since day one.

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. He's my friend. He's my friend. I've denied that several times, but you still keep coming back. Yeah, I just, yeah, I'm just like, Danny. What's good? He was speaking crazy yesterday. Kate, I don't know how comfortable. You guys were on the same page. No. Oh, yeah. About the hair. About the hair, right?

Yeah. It would be a conversation for another day. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Great show, Reed. Oh, my God. See everyone tomorrow.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I still can't. I can't stop thinking about Reed. Yeah.

Yeah. Have Reed and Chef Donnie talked? I don't think so. I don't know. Reed's only talked to Danny. With K. there. Yeah. His exit from the studio yesterday.

Oh, God. He had the most ripped underwear I've ever seen a person have. Shredded. But like, it was dangling. Rips more than you could ever dangling. Is that real? Yes. Yes. Yeah.

Dude. But like, that's just a waistband. It's bare ass. He's got a thong on by accident. No, dude. We're not smile. I agree. underwear, it was hanging like, it was a smooth. Do we have?

It's just like one ribbed strain. No, no, no, it's my. You had a strained. It ran away. Like, the back of your legs. You're, like the back of your meat. Should I pull it out? Yeah, show what was dangling.

Yeah. What? It was more than that. How much underwear is intact? How much underwear is intact? Like a wop, but there's just one strain that just had to rip. That's all right?

It's fine. Yeah. That's all right. That's all right. He's his brain. I don't. Kyle. Kyle, what is he? So the conversation we had yesterday on the yak is like my first time is. That's crazy.

Reed, what's up, dude? It's good. How we doing? Good. Chill. Yesterday was weird. Yeah. I mean, it was crazy.

Like after the yak, my phone started like. actually, like, exploding with, like, a bunch of, like, it was crazy. It was crazy. Like, what? Like, everyone was, like, freaking out. Following me on, like, Twitter and shit. I love that. I love that.

Yeah, but, like, I don't know what to say to them. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, this is very new to me. So it's like, they just, like, have followed me, but I have no idea what I'm going to say anything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

We had six of fans. Everybody likes it. Unless you want to. Nah. People loved authentic. just read. Yeah, dude, and that's what was crazy about it too. Like, I was just me, and then everyone was like, yo,

great job, bro. Like, crazy right. But I was just like, that was trippy. Yeah, yeah. We had Chuck on today. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said you've been doing a great job at your job, though, so that's got to feel pretty good. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I had the cat tweeting

me. Yeah. Yeah, you were tweeting me. That was trippy. Like, I was, I was in my room, and I saw that. I was like, oh, you were in your bedroom? Yeah. Wait, when I retweeted you or tweeted you? You tweeted me.

What did I say? Like a picture of it? Oh, yeah, yeah. That is crazy. I was fucking, you were in your room? You were just, in your own room. I was in my room. I was in my room.

I saw that shit. I don't know, that was pretty crazy. I was like, holy fuck. You probably like in your bed? Yeah, I was in my bed. Like where you snow. That's like, it's weird. It's weird.

It's where you sleep every night. It's like worlds colliding. And then you're like, oh my God. It's like, yeah. And then I just see. me on the cat's Twitter is fucking crazy that yeah and like what did your roommate

Pete say oh he was just like I love how you remember that shit dude hell of that he was just like dude this is crazy yeah yeah dude fucking crazy bro I gotta meet Pete yeah he's a homie dude he's a homie

shout out Pete it's just you and Pete yeah yeah yeah yeah nice shout out Pete how do you know Pete he's like my childhood friend love that childhood best friend for sure

love that what does Pete do he works out advertising agency nice nice shout out Pete dude he's gonna love this yeah

tonight you're gonna probably go home we're gonna we're gonna watch yeah yeah yeah it's gonna be like

this is crazy for me yeah no you felt I fucking love Pete yeah yeah dude yes yes you think Pete would appreciate

all this praise for sure for sure you should text me a picture of Pete and I'll tweet it tonight tweet a picture of Pete yeah dude that's like

that'd be a lot lot, though. Do you have a picture of Pete right now? Just do it right now. Just tweet a picture of Pete? He might not want to be tweeted. I don't know. No, no. He would definitely want to. Oh, okay. So, texting a TJ. He'll put it up on the screen. I don't think I have a picture of him. I don't think I have a picture of Pete, though. You don't? No. How do you get a picture?

Pete, send a picture of yourself. Is Pete watching right now? No, he's probably not watching. Here, wait, I'll text him. I'll be like, yeah, send a picture yourself. Wait, call. Try to FaceTime. Call him and say send a picture yourself. You're on the yak right now. A pre-existing picture that he's fine.

Dude, this is going to be crazy. Yeah, call him. This is sick. If it just sounds like him, I'm going to lose it. Holy shit. Tell him you're on the yak. Yeah, yeah. Come on, Pete.

He's not going to answer, dude. That's sly bastard. Wait, I thought, I thought TJ was. Yeah, he is. Your call has been. Yeah. Oh, shit. Sorry, Pete.

Maybe he'll call back. True, true, true. Thank you. How's the underwear holding up? Yeah, that was bad luck. That pair was ripped. Going back? All right, Pete, you are live on the yak right now, okay?

How's it going, Rita? Can you take a picture of yourself and just send it to me? I got you. All right, but. Yeah, because Pete, we're going to put it on the yak so that later tonight when you guys go home, you can see that you were on the yak. Sounds good, big that. Me and Rita, I have a lot to talk about.

All right, love it. Love it. Thanks, Pete. Dude, look at this. Dude, he is. He's so big. I didn't know Pete was the fucking homie like that. He's the fucking homie.

I was savvy by you. Yes, make that happen. Let's go, dude. Let's go. Let's go. Fuck, Pete is like that. Yeah, now he's cool for sure. Yeah.

Did you clip yourself yesterday? No. Yeah, you did. No, that wasn't me. Oh, no. Did you see you were the thumbnail? the show. Yeah, that was fucking crazy, too. It'll be you and Pete today.

No, no, no. Oh, yeah. Read and Pete. It's going to be reading Pete as a thumbnail on YouTube.com. Pete's going to be on. Dude, we're going to be in our living room just like, what the fuck is life? Oh, read and Pete. Read and Pete. Read and Pete on the thumb on YouTube.com. Fucking break your guys' brains. It definitely will.

Like, honestly, that's pretty crazy. They send you the picture? Oh, fuck. Let's see if he sent it. I just got buy one, get one. Wait, no, no, no. Wait, what were you just saying? He texted me this a while ago.

Was that his most recent text? What did he text? Sale recommendation? What does buy one get one? Free Chippole. Oh. I'd imagine that's a lot of the conversation. That's a big night.

Yeah, big night for sure. sure dude he text you that like being like hey heads up tonight i gotta buy one get one free yeah that's fucking huge yeah he was just like yeah he was just like yeah he was just like god i'm so jealous he's the fucking man pete that's like thinking about being like 24 and having your roommate be like hey just a heads up buy one get one free today that's gotta be one of the that's a huge huge it's gonna be a good massive good night we got a thumbnail and then chipola oh wait chipotle nights tonight yeah wait no I thought you said that was an old text.

Oh, let's see what time it was. Said a while ago. Oh, he said a while ago. Oh, God. It was today at 11.07. Oh, fuck. Tonight's double Chipotle night. Read and Pete Chipotle night.

Damn. Now, read, you got to send us a picture of you watching the yak with the Chipotle with Pete tonight. Dinner and a movie. I'll tweet. And then we'll put it in the day. Yeah. That's my first tweet. That's my first tweet.

Yeah. Yep. Chipole with the. With the homie. Thumbail. With the homie. Yeah, wow. The yak is on.

Do you impede ever butt heads? Never, dude, never. In all your years. You probably been friends for 20. I took a skateboard one time. He got pissed. Okay.

But that was it. That was it. That was it. How old were you? Like, no, this is like, this was like a couple months ago. What? I thought you were talking about like eight years old.

Yeah, but you just took it for a spin or you tried to claim it as your own? I just took it for a spin, but it was like super snowy out, so it got, oh, got fucked up. Got fucked up. Oh, that is kind of...

That's fucked up. It was fucked up for sure. I felt really bad. That's whack of you, is his skateboard ruined? No, no, I cleaned it and shit. Okay. What do you say when you came back?

It was like the first time he got like mad at me. What do you say? She's like, bro, like, don't take my skateboard. But like, you saw it outside snowing and you're like, I'm going to go skate?

Yeah, because I wanted to, I think I like had a chore to do or something. I don't remember what. Oh, you wanted to distract. Like an Aaron? Yeah, like Aaron. I'm gonna go skateboard and the snow.

I can say chore. I don't say, you want to say whatever you want. You can say that. You wanted to use the skateboard as a mode of transportation to complete your tour? Correct, Keeby. Yeah. Okay. He's got me.

He's got me. He's always got me. Wait, so what did you say when he was like, dude, don't take my skateboard? Um, I think he was just,

I was like, oh, dude, I'm super sorry. I like, yeah. That will diffuse it. Yeah. Do you have a skateboard of your own? No.

Okay. That would have been really fucked up if you had. Yeah, that would have been like, yeah, a dick thing to do for sure. Are you a skater? Are you pretty good on the skateboard? That's the only one. That's me. Over there.

I don't know. I was sorry. I would have asked that question. You can't reply to me. You actually want to know. Dude, I'm sorry. I would say, like, Like, I'm okay. I'm not like a huge skater though, you know.

Okay. Yeah. But like I can still skate, you know, like. You do any tricks or like just? No, no, I can just, yeah. And not fall. Okay. Really all that matters.

Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? The wheel landed on Wedigan today. Oh, so my. Or no, it didn't lay on. Yeah. Pete sent you this picture or no?

Yeah, he sent me. All right, let's go. Fuck yes, Pete. This is going to be a good thumb. Oh, this is us. smoking darts, dude. Oh, yes. I don't think we can do that on the thumbnail, can we?

Yeah, you can. Yeah. Why not? Really? Yeah. I think we've done it before. We do whatever we want. We smoke darts on this show. It's kind of a hard picture, bro. Look at this. Wait, send it, send it to TJ. Oh, it's really good. Do you have TJ's number? No, I don't have TJ's number. I got... You can send it to me because I'd just like... Go through KB, yeah. It's actually better. I bet.

That's a solid move by KB. I got you. Dude, I won't get one for each of a home. That's a big night. Are you excited to get home? Yeah, I probably won't eat till a little later, though. I'm not that hungry. I had, like, a chocolate bar in here.

Okay. Got it. Yeah, that will be. What are you typically eating on? A typical dinner in the Pete and Reed House? I cook steak. Yeah. He, like, actually cooks.

He's a good cook. Nice. I don't cook, though. Yeah. What does he cook? Dude, it's hard to do two things at once I'm trying to send this picture Oh, no, just to stop talking

And send the picture We're gonna watch you though Just staring on me Yeah, yeah, yeah Quiet I got you I can't find your number KV Was this a trick to get KB's number?

Nah, no, no, no, no, I got it Yes, all right, find it, find it, find it Fuck yeah Was it on the KB? I didn't, I haven't, I haven't Yeah, you didn't put it in there, yeah said yet but I will all right sent it to too all right send that to TJ

what uh what is what is what is what is Pete cook he cooks like a bunch of shit like chilies his his like good chicken like a bunch of shit pasta yeah that's that's three different food

kind of the man yeah he really is bro he really is I saw a homeless guy like pouring Doritos into his Chipotle bowl who uh just like yeah I don't know. That's fucked up.

No, I was like, that's a good move. Like, that sounds amazing. I wanted to fund it, like a shark. Oh, really? You don't think that sounds good? I don't know if I would kind of like that combo, to be honest with you. Fair. Some people put it in the bag with the crunchies, and they shake it up, and they make, and then they eat it out of the bag.

Is that a trend? I was going to say, walking. Sounds so perfect. Yeah, Taco bag. Yeah. I'm going to market has that, but you can use, like, the bulgogi beef. What? I had one last night.

She's fucking awesome. You know me. Big proponent of just chips on anything. Really? I like adding chips to entrees. Yeah. Oh, wow. Breaking news.

Barstool and Jeff Nadeau contract is inked. Wow. He's a co-worker. No. Wow. So it's real. Wow. I thought that was no chance that would get done.

Oh, my God. Not any offense to Jeff. I just thought he's a tough guy to, he demands a price. I bet you it was met Yeah The show is real Wow Rico went on

Pat and Kelly's show And just keeps doing the Like I got a lot of things going on That's why I'm off Pick Central He just can't say it He just has to say he didn't enjoy doing it Correct That's okay

It's so easy Yeah If I was on Pick Central I'd rather him be saying Correct We told him that all week We're like dude Just say you don't want to do it

I mean, he doesn't. Listen. What's going on with Rico and Tate and the jet? That's the Rapoli jet. Right, but did Tate get squeezed out of that? No, Tate's in it. Tate's in it. I think so.

As far as I know, unless there's been an update during the show. Has there been? I just saw he tweeted some sort of update, but I didn't have the chance to read it. Oh, no. That would be heartbreaking. Wouldn't be great. Finalist of Privileged, you know, submitted. Congratulations.

Oh, wow. Career. Greer made the cut? I mean, good for it. He's a Michigan man. Yep. Camamil tea. Wow.

Overbook, I can further, RICO boss, overbooked his private judge to the final four. I've known RICO for seven years. He squeezed me out. Flight costs have risen in recent days. One unbiased bald party suggested RICO give up his seat on the PJ rather than making cuts. Wait, go about.

So who got cut? TX. Yeah, of course. Yeah, who got cut? Or was it? updated oh yeah there's an update to that tweet more contacts the employee left off

initially understood the decision due to a belief that it was in non-barstool passengers now has become clear that other barstow employees sales team are on it unfortunately I was squeezed out over apparent miscommunication so he invited somebody and uninvited them maybe it was Greer could be now he's on back on

do we get the picture of Pete and then we'll send it to TJ sent it nice gotta see this pick fuck yeah read you're ripping I do like the ripped darts Yeah

Yeah A decent amount for sure I gotta stop It's a bad habit Reid was on anus this morning Yeah Really? A little more read tomorrow

Yeah Oh shit Oh my god That's Pete That's Pete? That's Pete Pete's the man He is the fucking man

He's the man And you're going to be watching You Read Look at you While you're eating Chipotle today And you're going to send in a picture

Of you Too much Too much It's layered It's layered It's layered It's layered Reed Pete is the man, but you're kind of the fucking man, too.

Yeah. You know? Yeah, low-key, you are also the man. No, I don't say that. No, look at you, dude. Double bird? White. Why are you getting in a brown bird?

The white polo is just, like, looking good. It's a cool look. That is a very cool look. Timeless. Where is this? This is like outside of our apartment. It's on your stoop. On your stoop.

Yeah. That's a timeless. That's in the summertime, too. I'm pretty sure. 400 years that picture. Yeah, I didn't think it was January. I mean, that's all April. Yeah.

That was summer? I think so, yeah. The shorts? Shorts and the short sleeve. Yeah, that'll do it. The dart, nothing better, right? Nothing better. Big dark guy.

DART and stoop? Yeah, I like darts for sure. Yeah. Are you ready to spin the wheel? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Let's get somebody went. Cool, cool, cool.

When the cat Pete's tweet tonight, I'm going to lose my fucking mind. I'm going to do it again. Yeah, I did. This is going to be my first tweet, like, ever of, like, me. And you're going to tweet it, too. Oh, okay. Yeah. Are you going to do the Leo meme? That'd be perfect. How do you do that? The Reed burner right there.

Is it a burner if it's your face? No, completely not. Your first name and your face. Completely not. Read burner, bro. No, at all. That's not a burner. Reader. That's as close as your face as you could ever get. Yeah, she's not a burn. I would just think that's your last name.

I could walk up to like TSA and put that and get on the plane. Literally the opposite of a burn. I look you kind of like that. It's a little mysterious. Yeah, kind of fucks people up. I would just assume your last name is just burner. Yeah. Not burner.

All right, T.J. Let's get it going. This is nice. Yes, this makes me feel a little better. Oh, so Put rigs on? Wait, we have Reed and Oh yeah, I'll call

Riggs. Thankfully we picked up after that Because that Yeah. Agreed to disagree. I thought it was necessary. He boomed your ass. Yeah.

That was wild. Yeah. I should have known when he texted me and T.J. Being like, I'm ready to come on. Preparing a statement. Yeah. Burns he. off.

Brandon, tell me it's gonna be okay. So too early you even talk about it right now. Okay. There you are. Oh my God,

Brandon. Shut up. As long as it doesn't stop. A wet Brandon today would really. I'm just trying. Yeah. Would really hit the spot.

I gotta go take my boy in the Mario Galaxy movie. I can't be wet in a movie with kids. I heard it's dog shit. How would you have heard that? Those forums. All right.

Well, I'm still a 10-year-old. he'll like it right i think that happened on the first one too like the critic reviews were bad but everybody loved it star fox is no shit they shouldn't have announced that up there no you almost called it brand brand brand brand brand at it you gotta stop it hasn't ever been close trying to will it oh ze diege Don't ask me to tell you it's going to be okay We had the first fucking spin was dry And you with your practice spin

We practiced spin twice and got rid of the good The good results Listen if I go back I'd probably change how I did that Because tomorrow we're going to have to do it again And I'll do it, we'll do a practice spin tomorrow We'll just do one practice No practice spins Ranham, but what if it lands on wet with no practice

spins? Then that's what it was supposed to be We we played God here. That's what we did. Nah. There's still so many names on there. You're telling me at the end of this, somebody's going to walk in the studio wet for five seconds?

I was wondering what you're like. TJ, this, this next spin is a practice spin. No, it's not. I got to go fucking sleep Mario. This next spin is a practice. It's a practice spin. This one doesn't count. It's a practice spin.

Oh, shit. I want it on Brandon. So, there we go. Here you, Kate. Sorry. Fuck. What?

Sorry, Kate. That's tough. Practice. Oh, no. That's so dumb. It's really tough. No, that's good karma. Anyone can call practice fin.

No, stop with the practice spins. That's good. He said he wouldn't after the, that was karma. Yeah, that was. See, practice been got us there. Wait, you said practice spin. No, this is a real one. Bresh.

Kate, call practice spin. If you want to, you can. And I? Yeah. Yeah. Practice Ben. Shut the fuck up. I love it.

Oh, no. It's back. We're even. We're even. Look at that. Wow, Kate. Well done. Masterfully.

That was perfect. TJ never gets rid. Read, any, you feeling nervous? So me, Brandon and Titus still on here? Good job. There you go, Brandon. The man walking. Huge, Brandon.

All right. You're a Mario Drodge. Bitch about it again. Yeah, because we're doing it stupid. You're not a lot of smile or laugh at any of these results. I never do. Oh. Damn, that one hurt.

That one really, that one hurt for both of us. I'll take my shoes off. That one. That was all I needed to see. Oh, poor Deutsch. Hankle. I don't want to jinx it, but Hankle would be perfect for today. That would be.

Oh, wow. What a great shoes. Oh, I'm like, he is. Are you two for two? This is when you start worrying. Yeah, for sure. I just take off his socks. This is a pro.

Reed, do you like to get wet? No, like not now. Right. Good answer. Good answer. I've never seen you this giddy cake. I do really like for you. He's the man.

I apologize, Reed, for saying you were a skill. Oh, nice. No problem at all. I do feel bad about that. Remember earlier when Reed didn't. know where I was. Oh, no, Titus. Yeah, it's tough.

It's tough. It's really and Titus. Oh, man. Fuck, bro. Wait, so is it out of five?

Seven. Best of seven. But if you get swept, you have to piss yourself. You have to pee yourself. If I get swept, I get to pee myself? Yeah.

It's going to be hard to do. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'll hear all. Let's do it. Let's do it. How many clothes are you going to take off?

Okay. One for Reed. Oh, yeah. No piss for read. Reed. Every fucking time. You're the one that loses your mind about it when I should be. Yeah, it's true.

It's so often. 1-1. There you go, Titus. No piss. Reed, I can tell you're getting a little nervous. Yeah, for sure. Give me that. 2-1.

Whoa. Talking shit. I like that, Reid. Oh, shit. No, I'm not talking shit. No, no, no, no, no. You kind of did, though. You did look over in his direction.

Yeah, you should have to be that two-one. The first time ever. Talk, Reed. That three-one, baby. All right, I might be back in. Reed. Way to go, Reed. Oh, let's go.

Mark. Mark. It is always Mark. It's always Mark. It's always Mark. It's always Mark. It's always Mark. Find some shorts.

Good job, Reed. That's the last. I'd rather it be me than Mark. Hank, what's all this on the court? Oh. Wow. He's a good video golf next week. He's giddy. He really is.

Shout out to Hoyt. Oh, yeah. Our point. Dude. I actually signed. I have it. We will forget. I have it in my calendar.

Has it been a year? Yeah. I feel like that. April 17th. We got to call. That's amazing. We'll hit him up, April 17. How much has changed in his life?

We're doing the. exact same thing he's a senator yeah reed how wet do you think titus is gonna be probably pretty wet yeah probably pretty wet if it was you how wet would you have gotten I mean don't you have to get pretty wet yeah yeah so I would have gotten

really wet yeah sure for sure yeah I'd respect it you probably grew up next to a lot of water right yeah yeah yeah it's kind of by a lake for sure yeah and then like smaller lakes mm-hmm you have a cliff jump no but i want to i want to climb like skyscraper yeah that we heard that with donis yeah yeah yeah

i uh i asked him i i asked him but i don't know i don't know what he was like yeah but we didn't really make a plan at all i think he's in from the call yeah no we called him today really you got i'm supposed to climb buildings with reed because we want to get you and donnie on the show on monday if we can book you yeah you can book me do all right okay good um um Really? Like, we're actually doing that? Yeah. You want to climb buildings, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to climb a skyscraper?

Not skyscraper, but there's like a genre for it, I think. I don't know what the genre is called. It's like urban. Yeah. Donnie doesn't. Yeah, that's why I kind of asked him to do it. Do you have any experience? What makes you want to do this?

Just like seems fascinating to me. Just like climbing shit. Would you say you're a daredevil? That's kind of weird to say. Like, you know what I'm saying? You're stealing skateboarders or climbing buildings. It is weird to say, like, oh, you do. Come on, damn.

One of the biggest daredevil. Yeah, fucking. You wouldn't say it. Do you have any hobbies? Like, any hidden talents or anything? Don't talk to him like that. Oh. If we did a bar stalled talent show, what would you, and it was mandatory.

That's a great question, Nick. Steal a skateboard. In the snow. There's another board for that. Yeah. Yeah, right. It's a great question. I don't know.

Yeah. I don't know what I would do either. Yeah, I'll get back to you on that. I would love to know magic. That would be cool for sure. I just don't have the dexterity finger-wise. Yeah. Reed?

Donnie? Why do you look so wind-swept? You look like a NASCAR drive. Yeah. What do you mean? What is that supposed to mean? You look windswept. Yeah, you look like you just got off the mountain.

I don't look windswept. My hair, it's getting too long. I'm trying to figure out what to do, how to do it. And Reed, you dressed up today. Yeah, I mean, I put out my nice shirt. Oh, I'm here. Yeah. Nice collared shirt. Hell yeah. Homed her hair. Do you guys know each other? We've met in passing. We talked about buildings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right? We talked about climbing. We talked, so we got to do that. Yeah. No, I would love to. I just don't know really how to do it. I think you know how to do it, right? As much as any other guy, I think. That's comforting. I thought you were like, well, I know. Into that shit, though. I'm into that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a lot of just looking at buildings and going, I think I can get on that roof and then.

Fuck, yeah, dude. That's what you. That's a lot of. I'm into that shit. I'm into that. I'm into that. I'm in. Fuck, dude. That's a lot. I do. I'm I want to do. Yeah, it's sick. It's sick. It's fucking, uh, there's a lot of good spots right over here. Really? A lot of bandos over here. Yeah. So you're scaling the building from the outside or you're going inside? Some of them you go on the inside and take the steps. That seems the fire emergency less extreme. And then there's some of them you go from the outside. What do you think of is a type of guy? The inside or outside? He looks out. You look outside to me. O'clock. Yeah, but like, how are you like? How are you like? What have you climbed? Yeah. Why? Why? Why? confident, Reed. What have you done? What's your resume? I'm like athletic. Like, I feel like I can

climb shit, right? Have you climbed a tree before? Like recently? No. You've never climbed a tree? No, I've never climbed a tree. We should start. We should go climb a tree right there's I'm down. Yeah, yeah. I'm down to climb. Do you have a good climbing tree by you? Um, I don't know by me. There's one by the office though. There's a tree outside we can climb. Fuck yeah. How close? On the tree. I think right outside we could probably climb a tree right next to the parking lot. Like now? Yeah, go climb the tree. Are you? Are you? Are you guys in similar areas? Uh, no.

Well, kind of this. Where are you from? Wisconsin and Minnesota. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. My roommate Peter's from Wisconsin. Really? Yeah.

And you know a Peter, too. Yeah, yeah, Peter's my dog. He's just his roommate. You're the same. That's actually pretty cool. That's actually pretty cool. What the fuck? Is that you guys living with the same Peter?

No, no, no, no. That's true. You're with a rotten Peter. You're Peter's chill. I mean, yeah, he's a chiller for sure. Oh, my Barry Jane had ass. shit but wait what he's a bad dude wait why he's just a piece of shit but he's a good like a you know it's one of those guys that you love but he's a piece yeah no no i feel you i feel you on that that

that's not your peter no no no i love my peter yeah you know what i'm saying i love my peter too i don't know bro you're saying like you're like he's a piece of shit like why peter i was gone all and he was gone too last the past week and i said you lock the place is a locked i go yeah I had my neighbor go check because I didn't trust him wide open food on the counter Just didn't Oh, that's a piece of shit Peter's a piece of shit Peter

That Peter fucking sucks, K, B. That's crazy So wait, dude Peter wasn't always your roommate though No, I, Wolf was my other Come on, we don't have to go through Your life partner Yeah

You bummed when Wolf left And you had to replace him with Peter Yeah, yeah 100%. I will say that Donnie like just his vibe Right now without Titus in the room is like Yeah, you're relaxed. Yeah, he's the devil. Yeah.

He's the problem. He is. Yeah. Yeah, I think it would figure it out. I checked my blood pressure after the yak once, and it was like a 185 over 50. Jesus. Deadly high. I don't know if Titus could kill you.

I'll probably get a doctor's note that says stop doing it or whatever is making your blood pressure high, but I won't. What did you do with your look? You look awesome, right? You look cool. You like it? Yeah. What is it is? You look beautiful.

Yeah, you're gorgeous. He looks gorgeous. Any girl you wanted, you could have. No, no, I don't know about that. Yeah, I think so for sure. Yeah, I think you get a lot of girls for sure. I don't, but thank you, Reid. I'm glad you asked.

Yeah, I didn't have an ask. He told. He told. Glad you asked. I fucking told that shit. Dude, we could get any girl, too. No, no, no, no. I can't right now.

What about this weekend? No, dude. I'm not getting any girls. Did you talk to any girls this week? Yeah, I'm in like in a fucking crazy one right now. Do you want to talk about the blanket idea? Yeah, I mean, I can talk about it for sure. Hopefully the girl's not listening.

That'd be kind of bad. That'd be bad. Yeah. But like, fuck it, right? Right. Yeah. All right. So basically like, that took no pressure from us.

Has basically said like, no, let's just be friends. And I'm like, God damn it. You know what I'm saying? So then I'm talking to her, talking to her. We're still friends But we like talk a lot You know what I'm saying And then

I went over to her crib Like and we were like Going to watch a movie So we watched a movie But I didn't like Do anything because I was like scared Because like she friends owned me right Right

So my idea I don't know Is to have a blanket You know what I'm saying Like put on a blanket And then like put like Like a little bit to the side so like if she like comes in you know what I'm saying though or no wait I guess not at

all but no I actually think I follow this he's not a move it's not a move not yet he's establishing you're offering a little blanket she's gonna listen he's got a blanket on him if she gets under the blanket with him that's basically like hey listen you know what I'm stupid friends don't go under blankets together. I think you're already, if you're watching a movie. No, I'm telling you, bro. Like, you're going to bring a blanket with you? Yeah, I actually agree with Donnie. If a girl invites you over to watch a movie, I think she... So you think I fumbled? What was the movie?

Yeah. I don't even know the movie, bro. I was so like, oh my God, what do I do? And I just didn't do anything. Were you on your phone or were you staring at the movie? Were you looking at her? I was on my phone a lot. Describe what you remember from the movie. I know, like, nothing from the movie. Any, like... This was two days ago? No, this is like a week ago. Actors action.

She's gonna listen to this and I'm fuck. No. But it's low-key like, all right, like I don't want to be friendly. You know what I'm saying? It might work. What's one of the actors or something, anything, a sound? Oh, a sound who's like, ah, I don't know, dude. You don't remember a single thing from this movie.

No. Was it sinners? Yeah, how did you know that? How did you? How did you know? Did I tell you? Did I tell you? Yeah.

I think I told you like last weekend. Yeah, you did. You're on your phone the whole time, dude? Bro, she friends owned me. So it's like I can't make. But then if you're still wondering about the blanket, you think there's still a chance that you shouldn't be on your phone the whole time. Because if I'm on the fence,

then I invite you over to a movie and you're on your phone the whole time. I'm like, never mind. I'm out. I don't know. Have you talked to her? Like now? Yeah. This is, dude, if she listens to this, I'm cooked.

Right? No. No, dude. This is kind of romantic. Yeah. You're being wholesome. I'm like shooting my shot on a fucking live show. Right.

But like dude, like you're so, you want this girl so bad. You're so into her that you're willing to embarrass yourself potentially for advice. Good. It's good. She's beautiful to you. She's so beautiful, bro. Was she invested in the movie? Oh, yeah, I think so.

Tell her she's beautiful, dude. I invite her on a date and she said, I just want to be friends. But then she invites you for a movie. Chef. Yeah. What do you think? I think you get invited over to girls. What time was the movie?

Is a matinee or is it? Textor saying Dante's gay. Matinee. Did you watch it? What is that? What is that? A matinee? Matinee is a movie in the night.

It's those big, like, whale things. No, it was just like at her crib. Was it a day or a night? It was that night. Yeah, you were in. You were in. So I fumbled. What night of the week?

So I fucking fumble. What night of the week? This is like Tuesday night. Yeah, dude, you fumbled. Tuesday. No girl invites over a dude for a Tuesday night movie night? Kate, from a woman's perspective, what night is your horniest? That Tuesday night?

Yeah, Tuesday, for sure. We go crazy on Tuesday. And then I FaceTime her like, I think two nights ago. And I was like, yo, like, do you want to like hang out? And she said no. In the night, 8 o'clock. Yeah, because you watch your phone instead of the movie. Dude.

So wait, you just, she just said no straight up? she was like it's late i was like whatever well you can't call i've learned this all or you can't call girl at 8 p.m. try to hang out that night on a weekday you were trying to like 2 a.m. they don't love that. They don't love what you do it after. Why should you text you right now and be like you want to watch a movie tomorrow night? Anything after yeah it's a Tuesday again Tuesday movie night. All right let's do it late i'll pick this time.

How'd you meet her? It's my ex-co worker. Oh nice. And did you like her when you were working with her? Dude, if she's listening to this, bro, it's like, I'm already cooked, though, right? No. There's no chance she's listening. She's, yeah, she definitely knows that I'm, like, on this shit.

But, yeah, I liked her from the moment I laid eyes on her. Chef, you're in his shoes. What do you do? If I'm in his shoes, well, if you were in his shoes, you already would have fucked her. That's, come on, no, I don't do that. I've got her flowers. You got it, yeah. Made her chicken.

Yeah, dude, I bet that's a play. You can just, like, coach some shit up, bro. I would ask, I got an idea. What's that? Why don't you invite her over for a movie? No, no. And you can find out if she likes read. He could easily take my girl, too.

Like, you know what I'm saying? But if chef breaks her heart. Yeah. She's going to come crawling to you. She breaks her heart, and then you're like, oh, yeah, nice guy, like, read. Yeah, but I don't think girls like those kind of guys, like those, like, you know, I'm saying those polite, kind guys anymore. You know what I'm saying? You gotta be a little mean.

Oh, no. Oh, no, no. You were on your phone the whole time. I think that's mean enough. Like mean, how? Just a little, like, toxic, you know? You gotta, like, you gotta have some toxic energy for him, you know?

All right, respond a little toxic. Reed, how is your day? It's fucking fine, dude. Yeah, it was a little bit. That was a little toxic. Yeah. You don't ask how she, how her day was. Yeah.

No, no, no, no. Reed, do you want to go get dinner tonight? Toxic. I mean, bro, like, I don't know. I have a lot on my plate right now. You know what I'm saying? Like what? Like, dude, I got some other girls.

I got to talk to. Nice. Huss. That's good. That was good. Chef. You could try gaslighting her. I like that shit.

Like, how? Like, how? Yeah. I say you weren't, you were on your phone, the whole movie. You weren't watching it. Maybe we should watch it again. Just flipping. Yeah.

Don't start. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't get that. I was just like you tell her, hey, you want to come over and watch sinners on Tuesday? And she'd be like, didn't we already watch that and be like, but yeah, you were on your phone the whole time. You don't watch it. You convince her.

Yeah. Yeah, it's like the fuck out of it. I like that shit. I like that shit. Play some mind games. There you go. Is that what you would do, chef? No, no.

Yeah, you would. Yeah, chef. Come on. I would have watched National Treasure. I would have done that first of all. Wait, why? That's my go-to First date movies

And there's all Why is that? It wasn't, But the thing is, guys, it wasn't a date, dude, it wasn't. Why did you over to watch a movie

on a Tuesday? That's such a date? I think women will indirectly try to establish that you're just a friend by like bringing up other guys or

Yeah. Complaining about other guys or brought up dates. But I wouldn't even have a friend Like, if a friend invited me over to watch a movie, I'd be like,

no. It's not a friend move. She could have easily watched him. I'd be like, you're trying to fuck me? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. We'll see. We'll see how this works out.

Hopefully she does a lot. Did you bring anything over to her place? Were you like I brought out? No. Oh, you should have. Like Peter's like, Peter's skateboard or something. Like, did you think there was a chance like that something would have happened that night? I, yes, but I just didn't.

I was just, I was just, I guess I was scared. Shaves your balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But like, I guess I was just scared because she already said we were friends. So it's like, Right. It's mixed signals.

Chef, what do you do in your friend zoned? He's never friends in us. Never, ever, ever. Yeah, I'm fucking chill like that. No, um, there's no way out. I don't think. You gotta just stop talking to somebody. Yeah, you're fucked.

Oh, you're trying to fuck her. Yeah, no, fuck that. Yeah, actually, give her, give the number to chef. He'll end this for you. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, hey, listen. Oh. My guy, Reid doesn't want to talk anymore.

Are you go go go climb this tree Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Yeah You grab the Zoom Oh you got someone Is that vintage Donnie? Yeah

Wyatt's falling him He looks so fucking What a look What did he say? Nick I said is that vintage He goes now this is old Yeah I mean

If it's already dead She's gonna listen If it's dead in the water Already Your best base Hope she sees that Maybe her friend sends her Oh, I like this.

Do they know their audio is available right now? Yeah, this is really clear. And is it really nice out today? Yeah. And then I'm like, yo, like my dad, on sinners, I should have been off my phone and into use. Yeah. Yes, that's the move. That was my shot, if you think about it.

Yeah, you blew it. You did. But yeah. And you got a second shot. I got a second shot. I got a second shot. All the neighbors are not going to like this. They're going to break this branch on to that.

car. Oh, man, he's so cool. He's so cool. Yeah, man, so just do that. That's So do that. Put your hands to hop off on that. Yeah. Oh, no, Reed. Come on, Reed. I didn't know he could hear it. Oh, no, Reed, read, read.

Don't let go, read. No, read. Yes, Reed. By the backwards grip. Oh, where are you going? Put your hand on this one up here. Oh, no. You good? Yeah!

All right, now keep coming up. Here, I'll move. You take this, branch. This is crazy. This just needs to be a show. There's two dudes in a tree. What's that, man? We're in a fucking tree.

We're in a tree. We're in a tree. Let's fucking go. Back up, Wyatt. Wyatt, let's see it. Let's see it from a distance. Let's see the height. Yeah.

Okay. All right, Donnie's high Donnie got up there quick Reed is still in the beginner level He's a little content Reid, yeah, he's happy there Reed doesn't climb trees for height Hey

You could come up to this one, so you got that branch Should Reed shoot his shot right now Oh yeah, dude Yeah, read, face timer from the tree You have anything to say to the girl Say some really girl Nick and be higher He can't be lower than another man

He's got to be higher than Donnie I want to watch a movie with you That's all To uh like that could have been you in the tree KS-S-I-N-G Oh that's good It could be us I need the branch to total this car

That's a nice car It is This could be us But I was on my phone the whole time Oh look at the train in the background Beautiful. Oh, he's struggling. I think he's a little scared.

Yeah, he's. He's done. Oh, yeah. Oh, Donnie's going to be disappointed. Pared him with a squid. All right, tell him to come back in here, Wyatt. Okay, guys. Let's watch them just smile.

Yeah, yeah. Let them just do whatever, I guess. Oh, no. Oh, shit. We're going to call the fire department. Oh, fuck. Yeah, our boys are stuck in a tree. Oh, read.

Oh, no. Yeah. We'll dismount. First tree. Yeah, first tree wide. I would imagine that, uh, oh, wait for Donnie. It was a good tree. Donnie to get back in here.

All right. Good job, boys. It's good to see them. Oh, man. I hope they like each other. I think they might be good friends. Except for like, I could see them being good friends and then Reed just being like, Donnie's just stealing all my pussy. Yeah.

Yeah. That's an issue. And he will. That's the issue when you hang out with chef. But you got to sign off on that. It happens. I love those two boys. He should just be a sous chef.

Oh, my God. It's like help him out in there. Yeah. That would be great. That would blow his mind. I'm cooking. To a show. Holy shitty.

This is crazy. It was raw 15 minutes ago. Now it's fucking sandwich. I can eat it and not get sick. Holy shit. We just have bread right there? That's crazy. And this will sustain me?

He's the most open to suggestions of anyone I've ever met. Yeah. Just tell him. Great tree. He crushed that tree. Yeah. For his first tree. It didn't get very high.

The optics didn't look too high. It didn't look high. You didn't look like you. Donnie got a lot higher. Well, I was first. Yeah. I was because I was ahead. Could I ask a question about climbing shoes, Donnie?

Sure. You're never too old. It wasn't the question. Does it, uh, because like it's hard to get like, you know, there's little spots you got to get in and out of. I know where this is gone. Is the shoe size help? Yeah. It has to.

It does. It has to. I said this for the beginning. It's quieter footsteps and better. at climbing are the two benefits of short feet. You could notice. You flew up that tree. I like to climb trees.

And spring is sprung. That's the first tree of the year for me. Wow. And his first tree ever for you. Yeah, it was awesome, dude. So now we'll do buildings. Fuck.

Yeah, you've been trained. That was up. You went eight feet in the air. Now we're ready for your building approved. Yeah. That's going to be so much fun. You just got your building certification. You're ready.

Off of one tree. You're ready. No, I'm down, honestly. you guys should be what eddie just said too that you should be uh chef's uh sous chef for some videos you like to cook i can't cook for shit but i mean like i'll try but i i don't cook but i'll try yeah okay that's all you need is trying you can use a sue right yeah yeah yeah yeah just got to like

grab stuff for him and like i thought i could do that for prep the sauce yeah we could do that we'll do maybe we do blind and deaf with read too oh my god oh man that would that would dude i watched a super cut of like a non-bar store channel put out the blind and deaf best hits greatest hits yeah unbelievable oh it's fun it's a lot of fun read you i feel like you are teaching him to climb trees and building he's like my role model on the way dude yeah he's big bro it's a good movie what's something that yeah kb's big bro sorry my bad read he's big sis no not i think um fuck dude i don't even know i would have to like contemplate on that honestly skateboard well you can skateboard i can't skateboard for shit oh there you go that's where the feet thing

Yeah Yeah, I'm gonna have to like Conplay on that Whether or not Because I don't know dude Maybe You draw, you an artist You look like you can draw

I can't draw for shit Fuck How to clip Clip Yeah, I don't think he needs to do that Clip You don't need to climb treesy I can clip

Yeah, you can clip I'll figure it out So you have no use for reet I like to I'll teach him out of climb That's fine We can go to the We can go to the actual gym, too, and put a hard-in-off.

Oh, yeah. I'm fucking down for that. Or we could hit up the skyscraper guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, do you know that? You guys got a skyscraper guy that owns a skyscraper downtown. I've seen his TikToks and shit. Yeah, you came in the office.

Oh, fuck yeah. All right, that we can, so we can climb on his building? Yeah. That'd be sick. It'd be so sick. Did you jump out of a plane this past weekend? I did. I did.

How'd that go? Awesome. Sick is fun. No, are you afraid? Are you ever? Yeah, it's scary. I mean, it's scary every time. I still scary.

You just jump right out. There's no, like, hesitation. Not at this point, no, but it's still like a... Reed, would you jump out of a bond? I have before, yeah. Oh. Yeah. Hell yeah.

Yeah, I've skydied before. It's a good time. Nice. It's fun. A lot of adrenaline. A lot of adrenaline. That's true. Your heart was pumping in the tree.

My heart's still pumping right now. You were like the height of Sean Brad. I'm going to be honest. I don't... You were the height of a tall man. Fuck, yeah, dude. Yeah. He's got to explain a lot for me because he pulls out some, like, crazy shit that I'm like,

Who? Me? Yeah, Nick. I'm just like, God. Like, I wish I knew that, but I just don't, you know? Yeah. I set you up for failure there. That's on me.

Yeah. The height of Wembe. I know Wembe for show. Okay, so there you go. Where are you from? I dated myself. From Walatosa, Wisconsin. Okay.

Yeah. Donnie's a badger. Nice. Hell yeah. Are we going to watch Frozen Four? Yeah, together. Yeah, let's do it. Okay, fuck yeah.

Rick and who. Thursday. I can hoop. Yeah, I can teach him out of hoop. That's actually when I, it was the, Reed and I got off into a bad start because one, I thought he was a scale and two. He played pickup with us the very first time and he was full court pressing. And I was like, dude, what are we doing?

Yeah, I know. I was bad. I was like, this is a bad game of basketball. We're all here just to run up and down. That's kind of. Not full court. I love that. I was picking up 90 feet.

I told all my friends. I was like, dude, what are you doing? Yeah, I told all my friends. I was like, yeah, the cat fucking yelled. They're like, that's kind of sick. I mean, you are a good hooper, but it was just like. Yeah, I know. It's like, now you understand the tenor of these games are not.

No, no. There are a lot of just like trying to get a little exercise for sure. Have some fun with the boys. Yeah. My hoopin's bad, so I could use help with that. Oh, there you go. There you go. I can teach them out of who.

How was your locker room culture? And. When you were playing basketball. It was good. Yeah. Yeah. Why? I don't know because some guys have like rambunctious stories.

Oh, I don't think we have any. Yeah, I don't think we have any like crazy stories. Just showering and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've started with the boys for sure. Oh, shit. Do we have the Wyatt, Wyatt saw Reed get tripped out? Because he saw him.

Do you see that? It's as bad that Lucas isn't on the text chain today. Lucas, you're doing a great job, honey. Oh, Lucas is in the boot? Yeah, Lucas. So everything's just a little bit slower. Lucas is actually doing a good job. I agree.

You're doing a good job, Lucas. He really wants those tickets. Yeah, he does. What are you getting tickets for? I have something we can figure out. Look at that. Reid's seeing himself. Oh, that's crazy.

And now, Reed, you're doing that again. Yeah. Oh, again. Wait, hold on. read i'm gonna take a picture of you doing that while doing that yeah look at yourself whoa that's pretty crazy that's fucking nuts dude and then you're gonna do that later with peter he's he's in florida right now but what's yeah why do you do that yeah like a little little trip yeah so i'm kind of home alone you can bar on why peter i'm sick of him you're sick of peter dude

he's gonna swap peter's yeah trade let the fucking door open No, I'm home alone, which is like, I don't know. You scared? I get lonely, bro. I'd fucking hate living alone. Invite somebody over to watch a movie. Yeah, we're going to see. We're going to see if this works out.

We're going to see if this works out. Hell or text her and be like, hey, my roommate's away and I'm a little bit of a scared. You can't look at that. All right. All right. Stop. Let's stop this. Let's stop.

This is crazy, dude. This is fucking great. And we can do it again. No, we can do it again. Oh, fuck. Now it's just, whoa. This is like black. mirror, I'm telling you.

Yeah. You just keep on fucking seeing all the screens and shit. Text the girl and just be like I'm a little... Right now, you want me to text a girl right now? Yeah, just be like you want to watch a movie tonight. I will. My roommate's out of town. She's going to see this shit, bro.

No, she's not. Does she watch or something? Yeah, she, like, told me she saw the last two ones with... Oh, you're hot. Yeah, that makes sense. Why did you say that? You lead with that. Yeah.

It was an outside chance. Guys, guys, stop this shit. But no, but I was telling Donnie. I was telling you, I think. Yeah. Fuck, yeah, yeah. We were talking about this outside. I said, she'll probably see this,

and then it might be a third. It's a second chance. Yeah. Either way, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Either way, it can't get worse. Yeah. Could get worse. You've already been friends owned.

You like hanging out with her? Yeah. So there's a chance you never hang out again. Well, no, it could get worse because she's watching and seeing that Donnie is single. Yeah, I know. No. Look at how gorgeous. she looks today.

That's why I don't, yeah. Who's that guy that was higher than you in the tree? Way higher than you in the tree. Bro, if I was first, I would have gotten higher.

Yeah. Didn't look like it, Reed. Yeah. If anything, you want it to be lower than you already were. All right,

all right, fuck that shit, dude, no. This is his first tree. That was a good effort for a first tree. Yeah, I climbed it at least.

You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I do. We do. 100%. 100 p. I'm super excited.

and anxious to see what happens with this girl. I think you're in. I'm excited for him. I think you're in. You think so? Yeah. You got to start playing cool because now you're like too obsessive.

You talked about it too much. Oh yeah, I talked about this. I'm sorry. I talked about it for the whole time. No, I'm saying like she's going to just like be more casual.

Like yeah. There's got to be some stuff. She comes over. It's cool. No. Nothing? She's perfect? Damn.

You got a perfect girl? You hear that? Oh, dude. Way to not be too obsessive. That's not my type. Perfect. Be real mean. I do like him a little toxic, too.

Well, we might be alike. Yeah, no, for sure. Love that shit. You excited for mini golf? Yeah, I'm pumped. So I think I said it. I said it last week, but so tomorrow night we're doing the after dark stream, but chef Donnie's got a sponsor's exemption, so he's in.

because I need to see Titus versus Chef Donnie with like there's a cash prize to this big we're at 40 40 I think I don't know if I'm supposed to say that's that's fine that's fine oops yeah that's now it's ruined uh yeah I'm stoked thank you for letting me through do I I still have to compete tomorrow I'm assuming yes you do yeah but you are sponsor exempt do I get to wear a jacket or something for it like uh no what like a penny like a sponsor I don't know like a with a one person already through wears something different no I think I just said that you're sponsored. All right.

Okay. So everyone's in. All right. That's all huge. That's a huge compliment to your character. Yeah. But just think about like the Rider Cup because it's the same format. It's going to be alternate shot teams of two for two rounds and then singles. Imagine if the singles come down to Titus and Chef Donnie, the last match.

Yeah, he'll be in hell. He's going to be in a- You're going to get in his head. This is my element. He's not a golfer, I don't think. I think he's actually a really good golfer. Not with those fucking legs. What about his legs?

Tall and gangly. Yeah. I'm going to win. If it's head-to-head with me and Titus, I'll give him a handicap. What if your foot gets stuck in the hole? Not strokes, not like a stroke. Oh, you're going to like hurt, you're going to like paralyze them? Yeah.

I'm not giving him a handicap. Physical handicap. No, I feel confident I can be Titus in any activity at this point. Okay. Do we see, what's Deutsch? Let's get one last eyes on Deutsch. Oh, no. Where is he?

Ron. Oh, is that a water? Wait, so he drank 16 from 9.30 a.m. until 1.30 a.m.? It's like one every five minutes. Yeah. That was today? Yeah. Oh, wow.

And then he's got the other tonight. Yeah. And he came in here and spoke eloquently. I talked to him. I didn't realize he was gas and beers. Yeah, he sounded fine. Mm-hmm. I wonder how many's at now.

It's built different. He said he only has 21 left. Two left. 21 left. You're at 21. Okay. I missed that. I don't know.

I think he's done. Stop tapping the mic. Sorry. That's all right. It's sorry. Sorry. You're fine. It was very annoying.

It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. Tell your boys he got yelled at by Big Cat again. Yeah. No. No. I don't think that was like a skull.

No, that wasn't. Advice. Stop touching the money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I got you, brother. Did you text her? No, I feel like she's just going to listen to it.

Maybe that's all you texted. Did you watch the yak, movie, question marks? Be like that or like, I slipped up on the yak and accidentally called you perfect. Yeah. Nah, that's too saw. That's too cheesy. You did you said that. That's too song.

No, just say, did you watch the yak? Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, movie question mark. Oh, that's looking kind of hard. Yeah. Is there a chance she's the one? I mean, yeah, bro. She's perfect, bro. Yeah.

But, like, marrying her? Dude, don't answer these. How many kids? Don't answer that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Two, three kids, four? Have you thought about kids? Dude, I don't give a fuck about her.

You know what I'm saying? There you go. That's what I mean. That toxic shit. Nice. You just don't have it in between. I want to marry this girl or fuck this. Yeah, fuck her.

All right. Well, good. show. Should we spin the wheel? I think Titus and Brandon are back tomorrow. We're going to be streaming the national championship tonight. So tune in. Last stream of March Madness. I really need Connecticut to win. Ooh, nice. All right. Thank you, Eddie. Thank you, Lucas. Good job. Reed, Donnie. See you everyone tomorrow. Lucas. Are we still live? Yes. All right. Go ahead. Titus. I can't hear him.

Yeah, you can. I'm driving up to the school. Yeah, go ahead. I go listening to the yak. Reed is unbelievable. He's so funny. I don't think we need Donnie anymore. I think we have our guests of the year.

Yeah. Okay, Mark, that's fine. My heart rate gets better if that goes down, so that's fine. I'll go back to my peace and quiet in my kitchen then, Mark. Yeah. You're so you're upset that I said I was going to beat you. Just like I did in the combine and everything else we've done at this entire office. No, that's all I want to say.

Okay, you didn't know, you didn't need to call in for that. I, I already, I took Reed into a fucking tree, idiot. I think he's incredible. This is awesome. All right, is that all you had? All right, see what a while? Reed, what happened? There was no way she saw.

I didn't, like, I didn't text her at all. So I have no idea? So I have no idea. And I don't, like, I don't want to text. What did you tell me today at the lunch line? She follows the yak on Instagram. Oh, no. So there was our.

graphic out like how to get out of the friend zone and then there was the gaslight gaslight one probably is not a good look no but that's a good that's some like great advice from chef donnie though honestly gaslighter yeah yeah he's a cool ass dude he is chef donnie's fucking you could try gaslighting her yeah yeah so I like chef don't don't he a lot he's cool so he's a chilling oh is he yeah for sure so are you gonna Texas girl I don't know you got to do you think so yeah just like Did you see the yak? No.

No. Dude, she probably already saw it. And now I'm just confirming it. All right. What about the yak? She follows the yak on Instagram? Yeah. What about we put out a graph?

Oh, no. Asking her out. Yeah. Speak to her. Yeah. Speak to her through Instagram? Yeah. With the yak behind you.

With the yeah. I like that shit, Brandon. With the yak behind me. You're welcome. Mm-hmm. I like that. What if? I'm joining the gas.

team here. What if we go a different route? Like, yeah, I get so many bitches. Right. What if we do Yeah, what this dude is just fucking. What if we do a post where a bunch of hot women are like pining after him and he's like Oh, oh. I like What if we do like the Will Chamberlain

stat post? And it's like read last month, Dick sucked 17 times. Titty sucked 48. Yeah. Or 47. Make it a little mysterious. Oh yeah, why did it? I mean, yeah, for sure, I like that. Girls banged.

300. Yeah, that's just not true. But, dude, that's what I'm saying. No, yeah, no, I fuck yeah, dude. Like a graphic Lady Yakras vote. Read hottest guest of the year. Wait a second. Are we asking her out via Instagram?

Are we just bragging about how awesome you are with the ladies? I think we're gasoline her first, kind of getting her a little jealous. You know what I'm saying? And then she has to respond, right? But what if she sees those numbers? like oh he's gross I mean that's a great question that I don't know

oh could quigs maybe get like an AI of like you making out with a hot chick and be like Reed just happened to be making out with this hot chick in the middle of the yeah like behind the middle of the act yeah arches in making out just sucking face yeah I mean

I don't yeah but he's still single Kate would that but he's still single I like having the female perspective would that work do you think jealousy is the player professing love. I hate to say it. Probably jealous. It's jealous. Especially for like a 23 year old

bro, you know what I'm saying? Like we got to get on that toxic shit for sure. Like you know what I'm saying? As she liked any of the posts about you? I haven't checked. Also can you hold up your phone and maybe we'll Photoshop you in like your Chase account and it has millions of dollars on the screen? I like that.

So just hold up my phone like this. Yeah. What's her username? Make up a fake one for I use your name. We could do like Hank Aaron and his brother was brother's name. Tommy. Tommy. He was like Big Cat and Reed's net worth.

Oh. Oh, man. I got money type shit. You know what I'm saying? Riches duo's at Barstool. The cat and fucking Reed Burner, dude. Fucking Reed Burner's getting this money. We're ranking the richest duos at Barstores.

Brandon and Titus at two. Yeah, I know. This is all, like, super interesting, though, because this has never happened to me where it's like I'm on a live show, like professing my love in a way. Do you love her? That's, this is never happened before?

No, I don't love her, but no. You said she's perfect. She's perfect. She's the one. Is there potential for love? Strong potential for love. Yeah. Sounds like you're sick.

I think love is a strong word, though, you know what I'm okay? But you got feelings. Do you lust her? It's not just lust. I got feelings for sure. I think she's a great, yeah, I think she's a great girl for sure. a great, yeah, great woman.

How hot is she? So hot. Fucking hot as shit, dude. But that's not the only thing I'm looking for, right? I'm looking for that personality, right? She got one of those? Got one of those, that's sure. That's really good. Yeah, no, it'll be interesting, though. We got to, all right, so what's the graphic?

You're in a good spot, right? With her? Presumably seen all of this. She might, yeah, I mean, I'm probably in a bad spot if she saw all this and now she's not responding but but we don't know if she saw all this because I didn't send her how don't you send her a text saying movie tonight question mark what's the last time you talked to her on Sunday movie tonight question mark I face now I'll say if she has seen this and you just send her movie tonight she's going to be like you don't have anything else to say to me but then if

she hasn't seen this and you send it to her that's kind of weird so you're kind of in a pickle throw out a movie tonight just movie tonight question mark yeah I'm home alone too. Yeah, I know. You can do the blanket moves. Blanket, isn't that the play? Low-key?

Like, that's Loki. Yeah. I don't know, dude. I don't know. I don't know. We'll see though. Freda that was so good. What?

Nothing. Brandon made the best joke. Are you making secrets? No, I'm fine. It's fine. He said Home Alone too and Brandon said New York. He said lost in New York. Yeah.

Don't worry. I said Home Alone too. Oh, yeah. We're fine. I'm like trying to process it. Don't worry about it. great, Brad. Home Alone, too.

Lost in New York. Because Home Alone's in NYC? It made me laugh. Oh, it's called Lost in New York? I didn't even know that. Sorry for disrupting. I had to give you your flowers on that one, Big Bro. What movie did you watch if you say movie tonight?

She's like, yes. Oh, what? What are you picking? You want romance? What was Donnie's advice? What was she like, y'all, come over, we'll watch whatever. Treasure. Yeah, whatever.

National Treasure? Yes. Okay. So you don't want National Treasure or what? No, I don't know. It's just interesting. Donnie would pick that. Why?

Why? I don't know. It's just interesting. He thinks it's like a historical document. I like National Treasure. I do National Treasure. I think, I don't think, is that on, like, HBO Max and stuff? It's got to be sure.

I think National Treasure is too good. That's too good of a movie. It's kind of a long movie, too, in a way. It's two and a half, right? Yeah. Maybe. And there's no breaks in the action to, to French. You need a short movie so you can get right to the

like, like Toy Story or something. Toy Story would be a play. The problem with natural treasures, you're just going to get locked in. You don't want to get locked in. And she's going to probably fall for Nick Cage. She's definitely falling for Nick Cage. You don't want that. And he's a hero in the movie?

Yeah. So you need a hot guy. You need like Fruitvale Station so she can watch Michael B. Jordan. Shit, he die. He's really hot too, though. But then he dies. And you're like, oh, I would never guy. Like, I would never die. I'm the guy that can.

take care of you. Right. You're a lot. It's best thing. Oh, maybe we stage a break in. Oh, and you stop it. A break in? In your apartment.

Yeah. Yeah. I like that for sure. Like a breaking, like who's breaking in though? One of us. I met a ski mask. Yeah.

Danny Conrad. I'll break into your house. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, you beat the fuck out of it. I just started punching. And really just beat the fuck out of it.

She might be pretty shaken up after that, though. Yeah. No, definitely not. She might be sympathetic to Danny because Danny's trying to put food on the table. That's right. Texts her be like, what's good this week? She might fall in love with you. Maybe what's good this week?

What's good this week? Yeah. I like movie tonight a little bit better. All right, do movie tonight. Because if she saw it, I'm already cooked. You saw, you, last movie you watched it was on a Tuesday. So what makes you think she's seen this stuff? She's seeing everything.

She follows the yak. She watched the yak. She follows on social. She just follows on social. Okay. But now you're a star. For real? No.

No, I'm not a fucking star, dude. What else does she? Have you gone through her follows? Maybe she just follows a lot of stuff. No, she told me she like just followed the yak because I was because I was on it. Oh, shit. She likes that. That's good.

That's good. Yeah, but bro, I already asked her to out like a while ago and she said, let's just still. That was pre you being on the year. Yeah, that was before you're a star. What if I break in your house, I hold you hostage? The only way I'm letting him go is if you go on a date. with him. Oh, here's what you do. You text her being like, hey, just a heads up.

I've been on the yak a few times last weeks. I'm getting a little famous. So, yeah, I got that. This might be over. This might be your last change. Break up with her. Oh, please break up. Yeah. Gaslight her and the thing in your day. Be like, I'm getting a little I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

I got it. I got it. Yo, honestly, like, I talked about you on the yak like a lot of fucking times. But like, I don't really give a fuck. Like, I'm fucking him, you know? Yeah. I'm up. Like, I'm up.

Like, yeah, you know what I'm saying? I got girls sliding in, you know what I'm saying? So is your last chance before I blow up. Kate? No. Oh, fuck. By the way, do you have girls sliding in? He might?

Yeah, I've like one or two, two or three. Okay. Yeah. Oh. Are you answering? Nah, I don't know how to answer. That poor potential third. Dean does it again.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck One to two, two to three On the break and thing What if we stage Like I'm walking in from my car And I get attacked By like somebody

Where in all You can't see And then you come out And you like Right in the neck And then we play that footage Like holy shit Dude I'm open for anybody

I'm open for anything And then she sees that on the act social She's like holy shit read is Yeah The man What if you send her a picture Of your apartment It's empty

It's like somebody stole my fucking bed and couch I'm fucked tonight That's actually kind of funny, too. Like, it's got to be some humor to it, you know. What the, I can't sleep on the floor. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, dude.

Or maybe, like, text her like, hey, like, I appreciate the, like, advice coming around, too. This is sick, for sure. Are you going to use any of it? I might text her. I might text her, but. How did you ask her on a date the first time? What did that? I texted her.

And you said what? He said, like, yo, do you want to go to this, like, outside concert on the, like, on the lakefront? What if she didn't like that band or that music? What if she just said, no, I don't want to go to that? No. Did you explicitly say, like, I like you at a different way than what you might think? And then she said, no. No, like, I like you as friends.

And then she, like, like, three paragraphs of like, because then I was like, I was like, all right, like, I'm not talking to her. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And then a month past she sent me like three paragraphs. Like, yo, I still really want to be your friend, like, friend. friends friends do you do you know any of like the people she's dated like did she date anybody

since you've known her I don't know what type of guy was that okay can I see your text back in front I won't read them out loud but just I can give you an honest assessment of just like my whole text yeah or just seeing how it yeah I won't read it yeah okay

the one thing you can't do is just respect her and be your friend I do think that would be crazy you need some fresh eyes on one yeah let me get a little let me look at this because I think you might be... I think you...

You think I might be in the cut? Yeah, I think you might be low-key... What if we just erred on the side of caution and maybe she was firmly establishing limitations and now she's in a tremendously awkward in a... First of all, you gotta... You should save her name. Yeah, I don't...

That's kind of crazy. Do you know her name? I don't save numbers. Oh, okay. All right, Brandon. I liked you. Really? Yeah. Really? I'll do the same thing, yeah.

Fuck yeah, dude. I just remember numbers. Hell yeah, bro. But if she... Sounds like... Because she's still reaching out to you. She still likes you as a person and still wants to be her friend. Is there a world where you can just be her friend?

Nah, bro. Hot take here. Hot take here. If you meet a girl, like, at my age, it would be pretty hard to be just, like, friends. You don't need buddies. How old are you? I'm 24. And she's, especially if she's hot as she is.

She's beautiful. Yeah. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, if she was ugly, read, you could probably be friends with her, right? Oh, no. No comment, no comment. I had lots of guy friends when I was like. Oh no, no, no.

Oh, no, no. I had so many guy friends. So it's worth losing her completely as a friend? That's what I'm saying. Is she a good hang? Um, yeah, she's cool. She's really cool. I don't know what you feel about this person.

No, she's a great hang, but like, I want something, I want something more. You're trying to. Would it eat you up inside if you were friends and then she was dating somebody else? She's not dating something else. I know that. That was a hypothetical question you asked. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I couldn't do it.

So you're, it sounds like you're not her friend. I'm trying. Because, like, if you were truly. Yeah, you should just, like, be straight up. Like, I'm not, listen, I'm not your friend. I mean, if she's hearing this. Because if you're, if you're her friend, if she comes to you and she's like, I met this guy and he's perfect for me, a friend would be like, I'm really excited for you. But you're not going to be excited.

You're going to be like, fuck that. Yeah, no, I agree. Yeah. Were any of you just friends with your current ladies before? No, because me and Pat were friends first. How are we feeling about it? She jumped on this thing. I think you're okay, dude.

I'll move pretty quick. Really? Yeah, this has like been gone for a while. I think you're doing okay. Dude, I'm playing the long game, like long, long, long game. How long has it been? It sounds like you're trying to be as efficient as possible. Bro, I've been going since like, damn, you're coming up on a year because I, I, you're in.

You're in. a year? She's in the long game, bro. Sorry, my bad. The cat says you're in. You think the guy or what? Dude, I think you're in. She's like inviting you out to like bars and stuff.

Yeah, but with friends though. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but like that's a good sign. Does she have any other guy friends? Yeah, I think so. Are they fucking studs? No, dude, I could fucking. I could eat on them.

When she invites you to these bars, you show up. What's the, is it all girls? and you? It's all girls. It's all girls. Dude, that's such a good sign. What's your standing with her friends? Unless you're one of the girlies. I think her friends think I'm cool, for show. That helps. Yeah, no. I think her friends think I'm cool. I don't know, though.

Maybe text one of them. Like, hey, we've been talking about her a lot on this public. He's probably like, oh my God, they're going to stop fucking talking. So what's the temperature over here, Dan? You've got to stop calling her gay. You keep calling her gay. I'll call her game Oh fuck

So gay of you I said that I said that's okay And response to what Show she was watching That's funny read Dude you got game Yeah you think I got game

I think you're I think you gotta take one more shot Did you see what's good All right I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it If the cats say I got one more shot

I got one more shot You guys are texting back forth like constantly like that's not nothing that's not nothing there's something there look at it's one for one see how like 20% chance you face time her you said dude if i get her if i get her this would literally be insane right it would be crazy imagine at your wedding you're playing these clips read get her so get her oh get her just relax so romantic and get her does she does she facetime you no i face time okay all the time not all the time not all all the time, but like, I'm the one that has to FaceTime.

When she, when she initiates communication, it's just always text? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, always. Okay. Hmm. All right, you got this, Reed. Seriously. That's a lot of fucking text message. I'm giving it to you.

I would kind of subtly, um, but humorously, um, but humorously, um, acknowledge the elephant in the room. Maybe just text her like, whelp. Yes. I like that. See how she responds to that. Yeah, because if she does, if she has no idea what you're talking about, I mean, she hasn't seen any of this.

Love that. Love that. Yeah. Do you want to do that now? Yeah. Yeah, I will. I will. I'll text her now.

I'll text her now. Do you think it could backfire that you're like talking about this to the equivalent of the population of Ann Arbor? I mean, maybe, dude. Probably fucking. I mean, let's be fucking honest. Reed, I didn't really. I didn't do a deep dive, but I did a scroll. You're good.

I think you got to just be like, hey, what's good? I'm pretty famous. now what's up you know things are different things are going like well for me are you still gay yeah watching vander pump no is that what it was response yeah it was that's good show oh my bad my bad no you're good you're good that's the toxic energy we're talking about yeah look you got that in me yeah i'm saying i think you need to take just just just so what's good all right all right or just like well dot dot dot yeah yeah or audio message a gulp.

Oh boy. That would be funny. Soinks. But like have it wait a few seconds. So she thinks there's nothing on accident and then just a big gulp. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. I appreciate this guy. Good shit, Reed. We want an update tomorrow. We would prefer an update asap. Yeah.

And also if there's no update tomorrow, no pressure. But the cat might be mad. Yeah. No. I don't. I don't want to have that for sure. No. Just, yeah, just shoot her a text. And if she texts you back, come back in.

All right, bet. All right. Uh, read. Dude, we're fucking cooked. Why? 100% fucking cooked, dude. I got a text again at like 10.30. Because I, right, so tell us what happened.

I talked to you at like 10. I was like, bro, we might still have a chance. Yeah. Like, we're like, I think we're planning on going out on Saturday, but like it was still like a weird text and then 10.30 bomb. Wait, so walk us through from from last night to today. Waka's starting at Welp. Yeah.

You decided to go with Welp after we talked to everything out. Everyone, everyone from the office was like, bro, what do you do? I was like, I don't fucking know. And then she goes, huh, I didn't respond. She responded, you said Welp, she said ha. Yeah, she said, huh. Oh, no. And then three hours passed.

I didn't text her. And I was like, do you want to hang out Friday? Well, you didn't respond to huh? No, yeah, I responded with, did you want to hang out Friday? Well, you didn't explain what the whelp meant. No. So, Welp, huh? Do you want to hang out Friday?

Yeah. That's kind of fine. And then she was like, yeah, like, I can hang out with all my friends on Saturday and, like, all of my friends, too. I was like, that's not what I meant. But I didn't say that. And then I didn't respond to that. And then she texted me at 1030 and was like, yeah, like, I saw, like, the yak. Like, I'm sorry, like, how you feel like I just.

I just want to be friends. Oh. Friend zone. Absolute fucking friend zone. We're cooked. We're fucking cooked. Now, I like, bro. All right.

So we're cooked, but here's, can I, can I? Wait, let's get the female perspective. Yeah, Kate, what's up? What's up? Give us the exact wording that she said. Do you want to, you want to see the text message again? Yeah. Yeah, I got you.

Because we, was she upset at all? No, no. Not a fine with you publicizing this. Yeah. You're sure? Yeah. Yeah If she's watching right now

Donnie is single Shut the fuck Oh dude That's actually Fong are you threatened by Donnie Yeah Yeah He's a good looking guy

He would do that to you too Yeah He's 100% doesn't give a fuck Don't do that All right All right Do you want to hang out Friday I said

I think we may be going on Saturday If your friends are going out Instead of Friday Like bro She's being very diplomatic 1018 There's embarrassing. Here we go.

Enough with the F word, right? And sorry, yeah, elephant in the room. I won't pretend like I didn't see clips of the podcast. She knew what the welton meant. If you want to chat about it, we can, and I appreciate everything you said and your feelings. I'm sorry if I misled you in any way. No, you didn't, but I thought we were hanging out as friends, but I understand from your POV. So bad, all right.

All right. Oh, man. Okay. She sounds lovely, right. She sounds like. Great girl. Absolute wonderful woman. She's trying to do the right.

She's like, she's perfect. The way she handled that. perfect. All right. We don't fuck that shit. No. Wait that shit. She's not fucking...

That's exactly what you'd want in a partner. Read, all right, here's the good news is that you got a final answer. Yeah, we're on to some toxic fucking blondes now. Yeah, right. Like you, I think the biggest problem that you had with this when we started talking about this was it wasn't that you got initially friend zoned. It's that you then got invited to watch a movie, which is very... A hundred percent.

That's a little bit of mixed signals. Now you know for sure. Now we move on. I definitely have an answer now. Yeah. Now we're on to great thing. You don't seem to beat up, though. Yeah, I'm not.

But I mean, like, hook her up with Chef Donne. Dude, get no, fuck. You guys are all wanting me to get with fucking Chef Don. He's amazing. Dude, no, dude, we're not doing that shit, bro. Because that would actually happen. Do you want the best for her? Get the fuck out of here, dude.

I'm not getting to chef Donnie. He made us meatballs this morning. They were super good. He's really cool. Are you trying to, like, turn me against Chef Donnie right now? No, you guys are boys. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking boys, dude. But yeah, you have an answer, so that's good.

Yeah, dude, on to some... On to the next. Right, like, you don't have to spend any more time. You could be friends with her, but you don't spend any more time thinking about, like, oh, well, you know... Yeah, I'm about to get toxic as fuck now, dude. Well, you'd be nice to her. She's nice. No, no, like...

Not to her, but, like, not the girls. Take it out on another one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And in your defense... It's demon time now. You know what I'm saying she just wants to be friends and then inviting you over for a solo movie.

It's crazy. That's crazy. He's not going to like this. She's probably watching this. But that's like, that's too much. That is. I don't know. Right?

Yeah, I don't know what your friends are rooted in. I don't know the history of your friendship. Yeah. Hey, you got to stop. Back our boy up. I know, I know, I know. I know.

I know. I think sometimes women go the extra mile to like be nice to somebody when they know, like, it's hard to let somebody down because we feel bad. We're like always feeling guilty. Terrible. Reed, you're going to have to take this. That in a bad way. She doesn't want you, but she does.

stab you in the chest. But she feels bad for me, bro. She feels, you want to say all because she feels bad. Hey, remember what has transpired since the last time we had this conversation

about guys and girls being friends? Yeah. Interlocking of fingers. Did you ever interlock? That's true. Yeah. I don't think I've ever interlocked.

The fact of that story came out last night after we had that conversation. Very. Yeah. She wants you to want her. She loves that. So you have to like stop talking

Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, I definitely am. She wants to keep you around because she loves that you want her so badly. Probably, yeah, for sure. Yeah, you're so right about that. I'm not even kidding. Yeah, I know. I'm done talking with her.

But the second that, yeah, now you're in. Yeah, now, bro, she's going to be like all over. I'm telling you, these fucking woman, bro, these women. Ignore her. Yeah, ignore her. I have to ignore her. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, no. It's a good idea, right, Kate? I am listening to the podcast about Roll Dahl, the guy who wrote James and the Giant Peach. Guess how he got his wife of 35 years. They have five kids together.

He stalked her. Oh. No, let's not do that. Yeah. Wait, hold on a second. You're going home to listen to a podcast about Roll. That's the most boring podcast ever. I'm right in the part where he was writing BFG.

He was a spy. He fucked everyone. You're regressing, Kate. Because if you had said documentary, we would have been like, oh, okay, maybe that's a podcast about him? What's it called? The life of her old dog.

Yeah, that draws you in. I got to check this one out. He wrote 007, the fourth one with the evil cat. Okay. That's awesome. He had a smoking hot wife. He stalked her?

He called her a ton of times until she finally caved. You don't be like rolled ball? No, I do not. You got to roll ball. Yeah, no, I'm cutting her. I probably, yeah, yeah, I'm done. And then decades later, she's head.

Now you're in, for sure. Yeah. I want to marry him at all. She just want to get it. I'm going to go out, hit the town on Friday, probably. Oh, yeah. Get the Twins line ready. You're going to.

Yeah, I get him the Twinsline locked and loaded, dude. You're going to have six beers and texture. I don't drink that much, though. I don't drink at all. okay yeah yeah yeah when you're gonna text her i don't think i will 2 30 in the morning oh fuck dude yeah that's tough one oh that got it way too morning no not only dude i just know like that's like my toxic hours you know what i'm saying just like you don't know what's gonna have at 2 o'clock in the morning you just like after

the bars you're just like all right let's fucking you know let's get those yeah i think a 3 a m text from you and it's just a picture of you way up in a tree in the dark Chef Donnie. With Chef Donnie? You want to... No, actually not with Chef Donnie. No, not with Chef Donnie. Have you talked to Chef Donnie today?

I just said hi to him. He's horny as fuck. Shit the fuck on. He's looking. No, no, no. That's bad. That's terrible. All right, Reed.

Well, yeah. I'm sorry. Don't... No, I don't think this is bad. This story's far from over. It would be bad if he was in and then this show got him out He was out

He just got a You were always out He got a reconformation that he's out You need a clarity But you gotta stay out I'm staying out You stay out There's so many

You live in Chicago Like there's a bit Yeah Yeah yeah To get toxic Go get It's about Yeah

I don't think Chicago summer Yeah You didn't want to be Oh don't put on a toxic mask That only works for guys Who are actually toxic

Yeah you're a nice guy You're right You're right Do we know that? Yeah that's true I literally just met you last. I have no idea. I don't know you, yeah.

I was really interested. I don't know. We were going to see. No, I'm a nice guy for sure. Are you going to Vegas? Yeah, for clips. For like, who's phone clips? Right now you're going?

Yeah, I just got a text. I'm fucking going to Vegas. Just another day at the stool. Yeah. Right. Like, what the fuck? I was saying. How are you brought?

Oh, I'm not, dude. I'm fully on the act. Just talking to you guys. Another day at the fucking stool, I guess. What's going through your mind? What do you... I got to get good clips, right? Got to get good phone clips.

Who's your guy? No fucking clue. I just got the text from Chuck. Nah, like you both are going. Well, maybe Goldfinger, I would assume. Sounds like you're with Goldfinger. Yeah, if you're both going together. Yeah, fuck yeah, dude.

Are you too chill for an environment like this? I think I I think when I walk in I'll be very like What the fuck you know what I'm saying It'll be like an episode of like I don't even know but don't say blackmere again I was gonna say blackmere you compare everything You compare everything to blackmere

I stopped that baby Yeah but like here we go dude so hopefully This is like my raw reaction to this shit Yeah we're getting the real thing yeah we're getting it real Just found out real Real fucking thing We should clip you should clip this after. I'm not...

Reeds reaction to go to Vegas. Yeah, dude, we'll see, man. What time is your flight? I'm no fucking clue. You don't even know. There's another end of stool, dude. All right. I gotta get ready.

Yeah, you probably... You don't know. And don't try to stifle your verbal reactions when you're filming. Let, like, let some shit fly out if you're like... I want to know when I'm watching a Reed filming joint. Yeah. If you're like, that's crazy. Say it out loud.

Oh, like... Yeah, she'd be like, I... Holy shit. I want to hear like a no way. Like, damn, smokes. Yeah, like a producer tag. Yeah, yeah. I don't think you're going to be surrounded by any chillers.

Yeah, I feel like that's kind of the opposite of like the chillers for sure because they're all like uptight and like trying to, I don't know. Are you afraid of anyone there? Um, chicken fry like intimidates me for sure because she's so like huge. She's not fair. She's a normal weight. Yeah, she's, yeah. No, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Like, you don't know what a baby? No, no, she's so, like, famous. Like, we got to, we can't have that. Hope, about, stop. Don't have that clip out there. This is not. Oh, no, no, no, no. Here comes Big Bree.

Shut the fuck up. Hands of a carmic thing. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, you're. Guys, stop. Bree, that's fucked up. No, no, no, no, no. No, because she's so famous, bro.

Like, I don't. So she'll probably intimidate. I probably won't talk. to her though like i'll probably try to stay away you don't talk to big women no because you still like famous and shit yeah yeah dude but fucking a now we go i guess what are you gonna pack do you have swim trunks i don't think i'll be i think i'm just filming what if goldfinger gets in the pool yeah i got to go on the pool yeah yeah i got some swim you have like club attire club attire like nightclub wear oh fuck dude i mean like i've shown button downs oh yeah yeah

Have you told Pete? No, I got to text him. Oh, dude, Pete's going to be so bummed. Yeah, he will be, man. Yeah, this is, but this is cool, man. Yeah, this is cool. Fuck, right? Yeah, that's really the only thing you can set.

Well said. Yeah, all right, guys. Go pack up, dude. See you in fucking Vegas, dude. So you're in fucking Vegas. Hey, just be yourself, Reed, okay? If you get in any trouble, let us know. All right, bad, yeah, yeah.

We got your back. For real, man. All right. All right, yeah, dude, I love you guys. Maybe we'll have you zoom in on the act tomorrow. Yeah, and just say, like, how I'm feeling and shit. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I feel like that could be some, like, really good content on it.

Yeah. All right, all right. I'll see you guys later. All right. This is like my first time really. Oh, really? Oh, he's the best. He's the absolute bad.

He's the best. You got the raw reaction. Dana, how are you so behind on it? I don't know anything. You're on this show a lot. I don't know anything. I live in my own world upstairs. I don't know what happened.

That guy, he's, hilarious. Yes. I feel like emotional. I'm worried. I am too. I wish he's called Brie Fatt. Yeah.

That was funny. That was bad. That was bad. That's a big shoulders. Really bad start. Oh. Hold that thought. Hold that thought.

I don't know if you caught that. Big Cat, do you have a type? Chiller wants to join the Zoom. Who? Chiller. Do you read? Yeah, Reed's Chiller. Yeah.

Ethan, we got. Yeah. Ethan, we got Reed. Yeah. Ethan, we got Reed. Reed, what's up, bro? Yeah, what's good? Can you guys hear me?

Yeah, yeah. Fuck, yeah, dude. Turn your camera sideways. Like that? Yeah, that's perfect. Good. You got to unlock it first. Oh, fuck, my bad, my bad.

No, you're good, bro. You're good. You're chilling. So what's up, dude? Dude, I mean, this is fucking insane, dude. This is madness. Ethan, you can stay on the camera, dude. I'm not going to stay there

no this is yeah what's up Ethan what's up bro how we doing bro good now this this right here oh

now we got something like this yeah yeah no this shit's fucking crazy dude um first 20 minutes

uh like Conrad had like a great clip of what just me just being like holy shit dude like you know what I'm saying I'm like filming the shit, you know? Yeah.

Hold on, Ray. Just, just, Rick, can you just talk to Ethan for a second? What's good, bro? How are we doing?

Chill? Yeah. Chilling at my uncle Salish watching the dog. How's, uh, how's, how's,

how's, how's, how's a big LV? Dude, it's, I mean, I don't even have words to, like,

describe it. It's awesome, bro. It's fucking. That's a one. It's one. How'd you pull out off? There's a lot of,

there's a lot of, there's a lot of, know what I'm bad yeah like yeah I yeah just a lot of adrenaline um but yeah yeah I think we're killing it um it's crazy how these people like can like can do this for like this long like you know what I'm saying they're like killers at it for sure like I can never do it you know what I'm saying yeah no not after night just grinding out like that oh yeah it's insane it's insane catching any strays out there read catching stray Any stray bullets coming your way?

I don't know. What does that mean? I don't know. It just looks like a lot of gunfire out there. A lot of guys with their pistols out. Bullets can be flying off the wall and random civilians. Nah, no, I don't think so.

No. No. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, I do. Are me and you're just going to talk on a yak for, like, it's a pilot episode. We're watching. Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah. This is actually a pilot episode? Yeah, yeah. All right. Yeah, dude. How's, uh, how's home? You chilling? Yeah. Yeah, you know, I'm at my uncle's house doing my, uh, my job working my own. Yeah, I saw your tweet. I started your tweet. Like, don't you want to work now? Is that what you said? Yeah. Yeah, open-ended.

Fuck that shit, dude. Fuck that shit. That's what I've been saying for a while. Reed, you work. I know, I'm just saying like, yeah, I'm just saying. I'm just saying You work it You got to Vegas You got your own hotel room

Work has been awesome Own hotel room's insane Too, it's so nice Yeah What's it got in it? It's got like a couch in it It's got like a TV Nice

Nice bathroom Nice You got a fridge I don't know Sorry I honestly Did it ask a touch Is there a chance

you left your fridge open? Let's give them softballs. Yeah. Sorry, Reed. I was out a lot. My bad, Reed. I didn't check to see if there was a fridge. How's the fridge? How's the view? Dude's cool. Views cool. It's not like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think the view's great, too, for sure. Anything that we may have missed? Anything that happened that maybe we wouldn't expect? Oh, dude, no, I'm just filming. I have no fucking clue. Yeah, no, I'm just filming. Yeah, just cut these clips, dude. Are you familiar with Rochelle Ryan?

Yeah, it doesn't aren't Conner and that I'm trying to fuck or something? What if she wants a third, Reed? No, no, I can't do that, dude. I'm fucking cutting clips. Good answer. Yeah, cutting clips. Oh, working. Clips all day long.

Can you read, can you describe, like, what's the drama from your point of view? Like, give us the read breakdown of the drama. So the first, like, first 20 minutes, I was literally just, like, just in awe, just like staring around this place. Like, oh, my gosh, dude, this is, this is insane. Um, all of a sudden, we got keys and gold finger just going bad. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, holy crap. And then Anica's X thing comes in.

God. Really, Dun's blazing, really. He's kind of like a little shy guy. but then yeah then that shit happens and then the shit at the night

where they were like confronting him and then I think I got it right I think I got it yeah that was it you did if anyone's looking to to get caught up

there you go yeah that's a hell of a recap have you been eating okay man. Huh? Have you been eating?

Yeah, I ate some hash browns. Okay. How has the cast been treating you? Cass has been great. Yeah, cast has been, yeah, cast has all been very nice to me, actually. It's been cool for sure.

Okay. Does anybody ask you to not post stuff or like, do you feel any friction in that regard? No, no, no, no. Hey, get out of here. This isn't for camera. You guys like testing me right now? No, we're just asking.

Oh, I'm just asking. Trying to get some drama. Yeah. Like, if you had to talk shit about anyone, who would it be? No, dude, I'm not. You know, I'm not. Like, you're not actually talking shit about him, but if you, if it was like, if someone walked in with a gun right now, it was like, Reed, talk shit.

Reid, let's ask this way. Who's the most likely to talk shit about you, do you think? No one, dude. No, I love everyone. I love everyone. I love everyone. Peace, peace, peace. Okay, okay.

All right, Reed, well, like, dude, just keep. head on a swivel. Keep chilling. We'll have you come on tomorrow and recap. Another recap of what's going on. I'm doing recaps. Yeah. You're our boots on the ground. Yeah. Read caps. For real? Read caps. Yeah. Oh, we'll make a logo for it too. Read caps. Oh, no. Guys, guys, guys. Did he hear the Donnie Peter connection? Oh, yeah. Where Donnie go? He might have left for the day. Donnie's Peter knows your Peter. No. No, Donnie's Peter. is best friends with your older brother? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I think, yeah, yeah, I think I did know that. I just, yeah, I think I did know that. Read also I got got by a burner of yours today. Yeah, dude, I woke up this morning and I was like, oh my goodness. I was like, I was literally seeing myself like all over the timeline. Different versions of you? Yeah, I was like, oh, my fuck, dude.

I had like, I had Conrad's tweet kind of. go and then I had my tweet kind of go and then fucking read burner burner dude is oh it's read burner burner is that new got to you feel for read burner burner so read burner burner yeah I did I felt for read burner burner burner yeah it's insane dude shout out that guy for making read burner burner burner I think we just got to keep on making read burner burner burner burner you know what I'm saying it even says in the in the bio this is not read but it's Burner Burner fan page.

Yeah, it's insane, dude. It's insane. Yeah, it's so sick. That's so fucking sick. It's really good. That's so fucking good, dude. All right, boys. All right.

Camps, bro. It was good talking to you, though. Were you asking him earlier? Great to meet you. Yeah, no. I think we should collapse soon, right? Yeah. On what?

Yeah. What does that mean? That was Mr. Mayor coming out right there for a second. The lab soon, Reed. I was kind of just like filler words at that point. Was it like throwing an IG collab up together or something? That can work. Yeah.

Just like a couple pictures of me here, a couple pictures of you in Vegas. Just throw it up. Yeah, no, that would be good. He doesn't like that He doesn't want to do that He doesn't want to do it He doesn't want to do it We can tell by your body

He hated that idea He hated that idea He hated that idea What's it about that idea You tried to walk away from Ethan He's like yeah He even gave me like He said yeah

He tried to walk away Wouldn't look at him Oh, man. You gotta get out of here. He hates the read. You got to get Ethan off. Get Ethan off the call. Yeah.

All right. Good, good talk, Reed. Ethan, you stay on. Do we owe another wet wheel? Read, we'll talk you tomorrow, bro. Keep your head on a swivel, all right? See you, read. Hey, text me if you get in trouble, all right?

Yeah, I got you. I got you. Try to have some fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think I am for sure. It's just, yeah. Okay. All right.

That sounds stressful. He's stressed, dude. He's fucking stressed. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, He's so stressed. And that shit he talked about Keggs there was weird. That was really weird. Get the fuck out.

We're not doing that shit, dude. I love everyone. Peace. Oh, dude, is Brianna coming? Yeah, I think so. Remember when you called her fat yesterday? Do you see the water in your cup shaking? That's tough.

I'm hanging up. You're just going to let it at that? No, bro. Stop, stop, stop. Stop. We're chilling. We're chilling. Chilling.

Are you nervous because she's huge? Like famous, I'm saying. Oh, okay, all right. And what you mean by that is no one else there is famous or has any sort of clout at all. Yeah. No one has any motion, but the rest are bozo. Yeah, yeah. You guys are just putting words in my mouth, dude.

I got to hang up, bro. Scumbags and losers is what you say. No, I got to hang up. This is exactly what you did when Ethan has to collab. No, I got to hang up. We put on a quote card. Reed says Brianna's fat and everyone else is scumbags. One of the two.

Yeah, what was your quote? Priyana? Yeah, she's fat. You can hang up here. You can hang up. Yeah, buddy. All's in your court, Reed. The longer you stay here, the more we're going to say this.

Ethan? Ethan and Reed are on. Oh, Reed, read, read. I had a question for you. What's up? What's up? What's up? Is on.

Okay, read. Oh, Ethan's getting wet. What a visual? Reid, very important question that just popped in my head. Yeah. Steve was talking about Earth Day. Okay. Do you remember when you were leaving the office yesterday?

Okay. In the kitchen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why was your backpack full of sand? It was crumbs. It was crumbed. Dude, I walked by Reed, and he just had his backpack open. He was just wiping shit into the trash.

What was that? I think those were crumbs from like chips and shit. That was a lot of crumbs. I thought it was sand. No, it was. Yeah, it was crumbs from like a bunch of shit,

to be honest with you. It was so many crumbs, dude. I know. I know. That's why I cleared it out because I was going on like, because I was going to Vegas. So I was like,

clear this shit out of. Get your crumbs out of your backpack. In Vegas. He had, I walked by the kitchen. I thought it was sand. It was so many crumbs. KB. He was just, he was just standing over the trash wiping his backpack, the inside of his

backpack, wiping stuff out of it. It was just crumbs. Food crumbs, Reed? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. His food crumbs. I get it. Okay. Yeah. There's a lot of crap. Yeah. What's the next for you? You got some downtime? Yeah, yeah. I'm hitting some downtime right now and then I don't really know. I think, I think. Do you don't know the itinerary? Did Ethan get his phone wet? I can check it. I can check it, but. Yeah, you don't have to.

Ethan, did you get your phone wet? Yeah. Drop a water directly on the camera. Okay. All right, thank you, Reid. That was all. Good stuff, Reed. No problem.

No problem. You have a fridge? Yeah, I think I do. Okay, cool. All right, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, that. Cool. Maybe tweet your fridge. Tweet your fridge.

I want to see the fridge. Let me know what you're working with. Tweet a fridge. You want me, tweet your fridge. Yeah, tweet your fridge. Yeah, tweet your fridge, for sure. We got to see your fridge. Yeah, I might do like a little like tour of the.

Yes. Yeah. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Fuck yeah. Like a whole tour of like the hotel. Yes. Yes.

Yes. I like that. How'd you think of that? Yeah. Yeah. I want that video by tonight. It's good. All right.

All right. Well, I got you. I got you. I got. Okay. Perfect. The notice are on. He's been so good.

And read. Oh. Superstar? not only superstar but does Brianna have a crush on him How could she not? So what had would have He said he needed to be toxic

He called her big and then now she calls him hot Yep Oh man He's got it all figured out Can we play that clip of Reed Danny going to Reed So apparently the background is And we're gonna have Reed

Nicky Smokes who we have to talk to him And Tade on after they finished the recap show Apparently Brianna did a live stream And said that Reed was the hottest one there Is that true? I don't know know if that's true. I think Reed was watching it, clipping it and saw that. Okay. So we have, do you have the clip? Gabby, yeah, here we go. I love how he opens the door. We'd go back,

start it again. There's something about how he opens the door. Did Danny find his mints? Yes. How do you know my room? I need immediate reaction. No, no, we're not posting this on Beach House. We're not. We're not. Brianna chicken fried. I just called you the hottest guy on the cats. Bro, bro, I was literally, like, I was clipping, I'm literally clipping it, and then I see that, and I'm like, I take that you right now. I don't even know what to fucking say it, bro. You just had bro back and forth to each other four times via text. Bro, how do you like my room, though?

That's good. I know. I still love it, too. He's so wholesome. Yeah. Did you guys watch the breakfast clip this morning with Lucas, Mikey Betts, and Reed? No. It's five minutes long.

I watched every second absolutely hooked on it. Did you see Reed with his stinky socks? Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, yeah, that's the... Oh, dude, the room... I can't even keep up a room tour. So, first of all, Danny did a suite tour of...

When we asked Reed to do a tour of his room, Danny thought we meant the suite. And then everyone's like, dude, we actually just want his room. So he did his room after this. So he's still shaking. So find the room. Yeah, here it is. The whole room and not that sweet.

Oh, you want to throw in my hotel room? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. TV welcome my crib all right yeah so I mean it's not clean though it's okay all right it's fine yeah um just bought this deodorant yeah uh non-branded fuck fuck fuck on that shit um yeah I didn't clean that shit but here it is uh we got a messy bed such a nice fucking bed though honestly super comfy on the ground uh empty water bottle

backpack um shoes right here dirty socks plastic bag um yeah charger right here he's just pointing out all the things brought to the room he has not pointing out the room these are the things i packed yeah that's uh

nice fucking crib. But this is the bathroom. Kind of fucked it up already, but we got towel down there. Down there? Yeah, here's the... I didn't flush over chilling. It's forever.

Yeah, that's it, dude. Fuck yeah. That's why I'm apart. hotel right now. Fridge? Love it. No. It's got to be under there.

It's right. Yeah. Reed, I don't, we can cut this out if you want, but I have to ask, there is a stench in here. And I don't think it's like a hygiene thing. I think you might just like have something.

Sox. Is it your socks? It almost seems like it's just. He already said. Yeah. Those are pungent. Do you smell that or is that just me? No, I know.

I smell it. Oh, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. That is perfect comedic time. Putting all the deodorant, yeah, I smell it. But I love how fast-de-answered socks is right there. I don't know, I mean, like, I don't want to endorse. My socks smell, too. I just, it's enough to fill a room.

When you walk in the door, that's all I was. Well, I just figured it had to be like a carpet issue or maybe pee in your toilet. Yeah, let's cut that shit. But, like, the audience can't smell it. The only solution. Oh. Great, don't do that. You're going to pass out.

We need a hard. So, well, we need to clean them, man. I think you just, you got to hide them. You got to stuff them in a drawer. Yeah, so it stops smelling. She can't be coming back here, smelling that. All right? Yeah, you ready?

Yeah. And I made it clear that we are both on a break right now, and we are just doing bonus footage. A bonus footage? Like, we're not on the clock for spring break house right now. Yeah. Okay down

Yeah So good I guess he sat next to Lucas There he is Hey what's up Rooney You seem drained What's up

What's up how you doing Yeah What's up man Fuck that Oh Reed is What that up Dude how do we have Reed for that long

And just didn't I feel so I feel like I wasted So much What's up I guess Lucas Was sleeping with his headphones in on the flight, and Reid had the window seat, and Lucas was making it very clear, like, don't bother me.

And I guess three or four separate times, Reed woke up Lucas to look out at the desert but covered the whole window with his body because he was so excited. I had to try to fucking wake me up while I was sitting on the fucking plate. I did that line. Yeah, three or four times. My hood, my hood over my eyes. He'd be like, hey, the desert truly fucking cool out there. The desert was cool. I don't know.

My hood is over my eyes. Like, I'd hold it down. I'm asleep, and he's like, hey, dude. Fucking desert, man. They end up trying to order breakfast, and by the end, they're all, like, crying, giggling. It's just special. Rohn.

He has it. He has it. He's so funny. Here we go. This is what we all. Yeah, dude. Dude. Got me.

I'll be chilling. I got me chill in that. Why? What's up? What's up? All right. Wait, wait, wait. Why do you have to be chill?

Who's on the other? Who's, who are you looking at? I mean, there's some people on the other side, but it's fine. I can talk lay. I can talk like. Okay. All right. So, uh, Reed, let's start with this.

Give us a recap of, without anything about you. Give us a recap. You can say everything about me, bro. No, no, no. We'll get to that. But I just want the quick recap of everything that's transpired at, at Spring Breakhouse. Like, from, from, from, from, from all right um

Connor coming Connor coming talking to that girl um and then just a whole bunch of bullshit just whole bunch of shit okay see it's a good recap Roan that's I feel caught up Roan you're out of a job

yeah that was good I mean dude yeah I don't know I'm not a big recap guy dude you guys know this too we do yeah we do all right good go ahead read do your socks smell worse than other people socks? I don't think so, but apparently Conrad was like they smelled, but I was like, I mean,

that makes sense, though, because I'm in Vegas. It's hot. You knew it was the socks immediately. Yeah, Conrad just knew something smelled. You knew those socks. Yeah, for sure my socks. It was like 100% percent of my socks. I definitely knew it was my socks. But like, there's no, I don't know. I feel like that's fine, right? Like, oh, yeah, all socks smell. Yeah. No shame. Yeah. Read, I'm Roan, bro. It's nice to meet you. Dude, it's great to meet you, bro. You're a fucking legend. Thank you, buddy.

That's so nice. Off the record and in the chillest way possible. What's it going to take for you to crack Bree? All right, dude. Um, um, well, dude, I'm not even on the show. And it's like, I don't know. Right. That's why it's cool.

Yeah, but it's kind of hard to like kind of talk to her because it's like I'm not on the show. You know what I'm saying? So like, that was like my only interaction with her was like on camera like that. You know what I'm saying? But she said you're hot, though. Yeah, and it was chill. It was chill. Fucking insane.

I know. Like, dude, when I saw that, I texted, I texted Connor. I was like, no fucking way, bro. I was like, what the fuck? What the fuck? And then I know. I'm like, dude, I like froze for a little bit. You know what I'm saying?

Because, dude, I talked about her on the yak. I was like, bro, she's so fucking like famous and blah, blah, blah. Like, and then just, dude, like, it just happened. You know what I'm saying? Truly unbelievable You were right, Reid The cat did love it Yeah

Yeah, you like that shit You like that shit I just like Dude even like Bro, even like Yeah it was like It was like It was like mid video

And I thought right now I was like The cat's gonna The cat's gonna eat the shit up You know what I'm saying My brain is wired like to the cat I was like dude This is the cat

This is the cat Now read Just telling back his video Read Do you think the chick that friend zoned you Has seen the clip Oh He's calling you hot

Dude, I've gotten Bro, I've gotten people from like high school That I've like never talked To be like dude This shit isn't insane This shit isn't insane Like everyone thinks I'm a part of the cast I'm just not

You know what I'm saying? Yeah But you should be No No absolutely not That would be sick He should You should do

No I'd be fucking terrible At this shit dude Reed I got a question about your hotel room Great video why? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got that up for you, Kat. I got that. Yeah, but you didn't show us the fridge. No fridge, Reed. Oh, fuck, Titus. I completely... I want to know what's going on with the fridge. Reed, do you not have a fridge?

You do, right? We saw the plastic bag. You still don't know? Still don't know. Do you have a fridge? I didn't check. I didn't check. Oh, my God.

There's got to be a fridge, though. There's got to be a fridge. There's got to be. There's got to be a fridge. Do you typically leave your piss in the bowl? piss in the bowl what do you mean you know what we mean you didn't flush

you didn't flush your feet oh oh yeah yeah I mean yeah I mean like yeah I don't flush sometimes fuck me no no I'm not getting on you it's actually good for the environment come on man you were being responsible for the environment read yeah no 100% you're in a fucking desert

they need that water exactly yeah yeah I'm preserving Reid how are you and Lucas doing Have you reconnected anymore since? Yeah, he's fucking fine, dude. Wait, what happened? No, he's cool. He said that Lucas is like this.

Is that what he's like? Is Lucas not a chiller? Is Lucas not a chiller? No, he's a chiller. I actually like, yeah, no, yeah. He's a chiller. We just kind of fight sometimes. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, but that's a chill, like, chillers can fight. Chillers can fight. Chilers can fight for sure, dude. what about what about Pete have you talked to Pete yeah I called them because I didn't Pete's roommate room I was filming like everything in all business Pete got it I was filming everything and then I finally got some time at like I think it was like 8 o'clock my time came a call and I was like you fucking see this shit dude I feel like this is like you're

every day read yeah I mean that was a day that was the definition. It was like, low-key, just like having a fucking day. Yeah. Just another day at the stool. Just another day at the stool. What? A chicken friend told me I was hot, bro. That's so sick.

That's so sick. Wait, wait, you keep looking up. Is she in the, is she? No, no, no. I'm just trying to keep it. Who's in your line of sight, anyone? Say their initials. Is Brianna there?

No, no. I would like to talk to both of them. Yeah, I would, too. Can you go get Brianna? Actually, yeah. Do you want to request? I would leave, I don't know. I couldn't do that, honestly. Why? It seems to chill. Keggs.

Keggs, does Reed have a shot with Brianna? I think so. Oh, hey, there we go. Brie. Oh, yeah. Look how good they have another. Brie. Bree, is this your first experience?

I mean, this is insane. Just another day at the stool. Just another day at the fucking stool. Reed, read, repose. Composure, chill, chill, chill, chill, Brianna. Brianna, have you ever met a bigger chiller? No, he's the number one chiller that I've met,

especially out here. I don't know anyone else besides him that's chilling. Everyone else is kind of opposite. They're just gagsing me up right now, but I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Yeah, we love him. I just wanted to shout out, read. Shout out Viac.

Love voice. No, Breonna, Reid likes you. No, I don't, I mean, I never really said that. No, you said me like, no, not my dad, dude. No, like a friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

Friends first. Let's see where things go. Oh, my God. Read. Oh, my God, Reed. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Read, no face, no faces, read. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.

Say something normal and boring. Pretend you're bored No, pretend you're No, no, no Talk about like laundry Something boring NFL draft This day's dragon

Las Vegas, dude What a fucking place Yeah Yeah, yeah That's good Talk about all Like shit kind of suck Oh no

No no No no no No no No no Don't check off Stop dude No that's at least Don't jerk off

Reed Read Look bored and like Lacksidazical But like Read I can't Dude

I can't have myself I got a jerk on I'm getting the giddies bro Reed he's got the giddies Reid look at me it's the cat

Dude that was fucking so sacked Anything anything goes on the yak bro anything goes on the yag that's just insane we'll see where things go

what she said we'll see where things go well dude I'm okay I'm not on the show I know I think you might be maybe like after the show like, I don't know, like, ask her, I don't fucking.

No. Dude, Reed, have you asked her if she's a twin yet? Oh. I should have, bro. I should have. I met like the first time I met her. I was like, yo, like, are you a twin, bro? You tried it on.

Reed, what's your assignment as far as film and stuff? Um. Do they put you with anyone? Because, like, you know, it's kind of just like, kind of go, like, anywhere and just. try to film like as much as possible honestly follow Bree around

no no no no no no no I was I was filming Connor a lot last night so you filmed the jump shot video the what the jump shot video that was you I'm not even quite sure honestly it's just like

all these nights were kind of a blur because you're up so late you know yeah right you've been there Two nights All these nights Tuesday night and Wednesday night It's hard to tell you between the two

It's all the fucking blurty Yeah bro are you a hardened veteran dude Yeah I was like yeah bro I just being bro You've been in Vegas for less than 48 hours No that no that honestly is crazy All these nights right It seems like I've been here for a while

Yeah. Well, I mean, you got you got a fucking Brianna? Bro. You got to get her digits. You got to get her digits. You got to get her digits. I mean, dude, tightest. I'll try. I'll try it. Read. Read, it's Nick. Can I be dead honest with you? Yeah. I can see it happening, dude. Yeah. For real? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You just got to be. I think she's talking to someone though. Like right now? No, I think she's like actively like, yeah. Meatball man. Do you get with a times everyone yeah k yeah kate's tapped in yeah a meatball man but you're better than a meatball yeah you're a chiller yeah you're a

killer what do you got on tap the rest of the day read um i got to check the schedule um just a bunch of film and kind of some clips dude yeah just another day at the stool just another day at the fight is that the phrase of like yeah the like month just another day at the fucking stool. I think we got to get like that. You just, yeah, you just dubbed yourself

the phrase of the month. Yeah. I think we, no, I think we got to get it like, uh, the Notre Dame plaque. Yeah.

You walk in. Oh, just another fucking day at the stool. I like that. Just fucking, just every time. Just remember, you're at the stool.

Anything can happen. And dude. And this is the prime fucking example of that, cat. Yeah. Yeah. Like,

what the fuck? Right. You know? Yeah, what the fuck. Truly what the fuck. Just another day at the fucking stool, dude. Oh, man. All right, you got anything else for us, Reed?

No, I don't think so. You know what? Are you going back to your room at all? I was planning on eating, but I can go back if you want. No, go eat and then go back to your room after you eat and zoom back in so we can see your fridge. I just want to see that fridge, read. All right? I just want to see what you're working with.

Bro, what if I don't have the fridge? That would be devastated. Fired. Yeah. All right, all right. Just like in the next hour, just zoom back in, all right? It's no rush, no rush. Okay, it sounds good.

All right, okay. All right, see you, read. See you, boys. See you, read. He's got a chance. He's got, oh yeah. He is the fucking funniest. His foot's in the door.

The faces he did right after that. He couldn't help it. And then he had to like pantomime jerking his dick. He couldn't help it. Agreed, just mouth, mouth movement. He just couldn't help it. Oh, hey. Boys.

Double trouble. We'll start with Reed. Reed, can you hear us? Yeah. How are we doing, man? Chilling, dude. Hell yeah. You got the official go ahead from Big Boss Man that you're off the leash.

What does off the leash read mean? Again, like, I don't know if I'm going to be, like, great for the show because I don't drink and shit. But, like, I'm just going to be, I guess just be a chiller. But I did you just be yourself, Connor? Yeah, like. You don't have. the opposite. The show is not drinking.

I mean, this isn't, this isn't a drinking show. If it was, Deutsch would have been. Right. It would have been a mega star. Reed,

you being yourself has worked out incredibly. Yeah. So that's, yeah, I'm just going to be, yeah. And are you bummed

that Brianna's gone? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. For sure.

But, um, I think it's fine, right? Yeah. How'd you leave things with, with Bree? I mean,

dude, I, like, I didn't really like, talk to her at all because like I was um kind of cutting clips so like I wasn't I didn't really talk to her like at all except for like in those uh in those clips that all of you guys saw but you have her number you have her number yeah yeah I do yeah I do have her number so like I don't even know if I'm I'm gonna text yeah read what are you gonna say read did you say

that's what I'm saying like read what would you fucking read did you say goodbye to her No. Well, the text are that, dude. Just be like, hey, you left or before I could. Yeah, no. So, I, like, I do have her number, but, like, I'm pretty sure she's talking to a guy, too. That's all right. Oh.

Are they married? I'm not with us. I don't know, though. Like, yeah, I don't know if I'm going to text her or not just because it's like, well, what the fuck? Like, what the fuck? Let me ask you this, and I don't want you, you don't have to divulge too much personal information. Have any chicks from your past. reached out after seeing this, thinking they fumbled pretty bad?

Oh, no. She, uh, the, uh, girl that's friends on me has not. Okay. It'll happen. Yeah. No, it's been crazy, though. It's been crazy. These past like four or five days, it's just been absolutely insane.

You've been there three days. You're, right? Oh, fuck. I've been there three. You're there now. Feels like you guys. You're there. Oh, so I've been there three.

I think it's been here, right? Here. You are there. You're there. You're still there. Wednesday. No, I said there. I said there.

Yeah, but you're there. Yeah. Which would be here for you. How was last night? Did you get... Dude, you're confusing. Titus, are you doing this on purpose? No, dude.

Titus is fucking with you. Reed. He's fucking... Yes, big time. You would be here, right? No, he's there. Because you're there. Shut off.

If you're there, then you should say I'm here. No, because he's not in Chicago, Titus. No, I'm here. I'm here. No, we're here. You're here. You're there. Don't you get it?

I'm there. Yeah. You're not. You just do this for hours. Abbott and Costello. I had a great time with Rochelle. You did well. You performed well on the date.

You're really good at it. Thank you. I appreciate that. I can tell you were nervous and you battled through it, kept your complete. Posure, kept your swagger. Reed, yeah. Reed, what would you?

There's a line that I was very cognizant of. The problem is, we want to see you, I guess, embarrass yourself, fail miserably, or do something insane. I want somebody to walk in on you, reverse cowboy. I don't know about that, Nick. Yeah, no, I think that's part of the reason why I was like, yeah, should I even be going out here in the first place? because I'm very aware of like, you know, I'm in a, I think I'm in a good spot right now in my life, personally.

And I'm like, also, it could all just go to shit if I do something really, really stupid that I regret. So, yeah, that's the main for good reality TV. I apologize. But again, I was like, I don't think. I was entertained by the date. But I'm having a good time with everybody. Reed, what would you have done in Connor's shoes? Yeah, you were there.

I honestly probably would have done the same thing as Connor, honestly. Yeah, it's a nerve-wracking situation to be in. Yeah, like, especially like in front of camera like that, I probably would have And when you say you would have done the same thing, you mean you would have had Rochelle cut your steak for you because you couldn't figure out how to use a knife? I probably wouldn't have done that. Right, you would have been able to cut your own steak. Reed, what happened?

Was that something that happened? No, that did not. happen. Reed? I honestly don't even know. Oh, he does. I honestly don't even know. Also, I don't want to cut you off.

I want to point out, like, I was listening to mostly sports. I don't know if he was yesterday or Wednesday after I left or whatever, but everybody on the show universally agreed, like, oh, yeah, if we were in that spot, we'd never be able to go through with it. Again, again, Connor, you're focusing on the sexual intercourse with Rochelle Ryan. I'm putting that. That's gone. Push that aside.

That's not what I'm talking about. Yeah. What else are you doing? With her or just in general? Fucking a wall. Just in general, dude, you're in Las Vegas. You're Connor fucking Griffin. Your content Connie in Los

fucking Vegas. And you're sitting on your hands. You're pouting a little bit. You're shrugging your shoulders and you're saying, I don't know why I'm here. And for a guy like me who's the biggest Connor Griffin fan of the world, it's fucking infuriating. Get your head out of your ass and go,

do something. Yeah, I mean, later today. We still got plenty of time here, and we'll be doing stuff. All right. But I don't know. I thought he's broken. I don't know what's going on. We just can't scratch you.

How were you guys, how did you guys react yesterday to Izzy leaving? Oh, tough. heartbreaking. Burner? I, I don't, yeah. Same. Yeah. Fuck.

Yeah. All right. I apologize for him. Yeah. Well, Reid. All right. What now? Are you well rested?

How do you feel? I'm pretty tired. I'm not going to lie, but like, we're going to fucking, we're going to fucking go, right? Can you say what's on the itinerary for the afternoon Friday night in Vegas? Connor? You know? Yeah, I think we're hitting up a pool and then I think we're going to be going to a bar crawl and I believe we're winding the night up at another club. Okay.

I'm thinking that's the full game plan, but it'll be another late night. It'll probably be out until like four or five in the morning. Reed, do you have an outfit for the club? Yeah, I'm going to probably just, I think wear this one.

Looks good. Yeah. Maybe no undershirt. Because Connor Griffin, you were showing chest yesterday. And that seemed a little bit. That's a great shirt. That's a good shirt.

Right, right? Shoes? What kind of pants and shoes? Reed? I got like these far hard. Here, and I'll stand. Open on the day.

Yeah. Yeah. O-O-T-D. Good check. Let's see the... Do a little kick. Yeah, let's see the shoes. Step up on the chair, Rick.

Pick up the shoes. Jump up. Try to kick your own butt. Get on the chairs. Oh, we can't see the shoes. All right. I'll show the... Good jeans.

Pretty cool. And we'd show us the shoes, Reed. Cito from this angle. Show. Oh, yeah. That works. Oh, yeah. Nice.

Casual. Cool. Cool. Cool. A classic sneak. I feel like it's a fine outfit, right? It's a perfect outfit. All right.

It's a great outfit. wear that for anything really read let me see the view from your your place you got a good view oh yeah it's not bad it's not like yeah it's not bad is it sick just having your own room i mean look at that wow look at oh yeah that's sick man that's yeah right but yeah no it's unreal at my own room but i can just chill out here like kind of whatever i want it's awesome read are your emotions fluctuating a lot because you're getting these like never before experienced highs are you are you are you I'm worried you have any come down like honestly yes dude it's like these clips are just going so like viral and it's like it's it's you can't even like yeah put it to words in a way

you know it's overwhelming yeah it's very don't be yeah if you if you if you want to sit out from some content or take some days off like not today I guess but oh yeah yeah no We got to let Reed breathe. Yeah, no, it's definitely, dude, it's been awesome, though. Like, it's generally been the most, like, insane, like four or five days. Three, three, three, three, tightest. Three, right? How long, when did you get out there?

I got out here Tuesday. Oh, so this would be four then. Yeah. I apologize. No, yeah. I thought it was Wednesday. It's just been a wild ride for sure. Weed.

What's up, Bruce? Good fucking cut, dude. Hold on, let me see that. That looks good. Really? Yeah. Can't figure out these headphones. You go to the same person every time?

Put them on your ears. Yeah, I got a sports close. Hell yeah. Yeah, I got a sports close. Yeah. How do you like it? It's good, yeah. Fuck yeah, dude.

Was that a coincidence that you had your rise to superstardom and then got the haircut? Honestly, I saw. I saw a bunch of comments saying, Oh, really? This dude needs a fucking cut. And I was like, all right, fuck it. I'll get a cut. You know what I'm saying?

But yeah, dude, this shit's been fucking, like, next level insane. Dude, you're a star. That's what everyone's saying, but it's so fucking weird. But you are. I don't know, bro. Shit's like, yeah, it was an unreal trip, though. But I just still haven't, like, processed anything because everything happens so fast. You know what I'm saying?

Right. I just really haven't processed anything, but, like. No one can relate to your situation. Yeah, bro. Literally. Literally knowing, yeah, that's what's fucking insane about it. And shout out Conrad, though. He was just like, you did all the work, man.

Yeah, no, honestly, shut out Conrad. What was the last moment? I mean, chicken fry. Let's be here. Dude. I'm still kidding about that shit. I'm replaying that clip like in my mind to like 24th. It's kind of weird to say.

Hopefully she doesn't hear their shit. Did we ever find the clip from her live TikTok? Reed? Oh, no. I don't think we can get that. I don't think we can get that. I was next to her when she said it and I knew Reed was clipping it in real time. I froze, dude. Why couldn't we get that? I don't know. I don't think you, yeah, I don't think you can. I don't think you can. I don't think you can't think you can't. So Reed, what, what next? With like what? With like, your star. Oh, bro, I don't know, dude. I don't know. I think I'm just taking it a day by day, right? Yeah. Is that what you say in the fucking like a, uh,

I don't know, dude. Yeah. I was talking to you about that out there. You said this was the craziest five. Yeah, you kind of overwhelm me there. I'm not going to lie, Tyd. He's like, I was like, I was like, this was the craziest five days of my life.

Yeah, it was. I said, what if this is just the beginning? What if, like, a year from now? Yeah. You don't even remember these things. Because this is nothing to you. No, dude, this will always be. Another fucking day at the stool.

It's just another fucking, another fucking, another day at the fucking school. Nah, but I think, I think those, like, four or five days I'll always have. Like, you know what I'm saying? because I was just fucking insane, dude. Yeah, just everything was just insane. Is this all good to you or is this too much? Is there anything? Is there any negatives?

No, I think it's all fucking great. How was, how was reentry with Pete? He was dude, he was, he was just like, holy crap, bro. Like, you're like, you're like a star, like you're like famous now. And I was just like, it was a moment for sure. It was just like seeing my boy, like my childhood boy. And then just like coming back from that, I was like, whoa. Yeah, things about to change.

Yeah, it was definitely like a big moment. That was so stupid. In fucking. Yeah. Unreal, bro. Ken thinks you're so hot. I dabbed everyone up, too. I was like, I think the dab-ups at the end, too.

I was just fucking unreal, bro. The dab-ups were unreal? Yeah, just like dabbing up the boys. What were you looking at that? Yeah, girl commented you're so hot. Who? Who said that? Girl commented, he's so hot.

Oh, I got, I got a bunch of girls in the DMs. Really? Is that overwhelming? Are you even back? I haven't texted like any of them. Dude, what about this? Texts or? The friend zoned you.

She hasn't texted me because I think she knows if she texts me. Oh, I'm talking about it. I'm being about it. Yeah, no. She had it right into the palm of her hands and she fucking missed. It's fine, though. What a fumble. Generational.

Bumble. Ah, he's a fumble. Dude. She had Reed stock before when, when, uh, public. Yeah. Oh, brother, we're chilling, they're chilling, though. Okay. So, have you hit any of these girls back?

No, no. I mean, like, I've, I hit up one back. I was just like, oh, they're all just like, bro, you're such a chiller, blah, blah, blah. I'm just like, oh, I appreciate it. That's pretty much it. That's, that's so humble of you. I haven't really, like, yeah, texted them like that. Because I don't know.

Dude, it's kind of weird. Are you active on? the other platforms? Like, you know, you're on the Twitter. I'm on Twitter, but I probably should be active on another platform. It depends on what your goal is. Yeah, I don't really know. I'm just taking it a day by day, honestly. How did, how did the hour long thought about, uh, Dave go? I'm still processing it. Yeah, he knows who you are. Like, dude, the crazy thing too about that is like, I woke up to that. Like, it was, like, 730 my time. Right. And I woke up to that clip saying like, oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, he's been doing well. Let's give him a shot. I'm like, shout out fucking Prez, bro. Like, holy fuck. That's our pres. Yeah, that's Prez. Prez giving me a shot. Shout out.

That's L. President. And then all my boys were texting me after that. They were like, bro, do you see this fucking shit? It's like no shit I fucking saw him. How were you in Varsal, Brady? He's cool. He's cool. Yeah, I don't mind him at all.

He's a chiller for sure. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so happy for you, Reed. It's so awesome. Yeah, no, I appreciate everything here. So, yeah, you're thinking about what's next, or you're just going to chill and let it come to you?

I mean, I'm definitely going to contemplate on what's next. I just have no idea. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It'd be funny if Reid just hired an agent. Yeah, I just went absolutely big time. They're like, oh, fuck y'all. Hired an agent's like, yeah.

No, that'd be fucking hilarious. Yeah. Don't do that. No? Is that Is that bad? No, you can. I don't know. I'm not fucking hiring an agent. That would be hilarious, though. That would be funny.

Making me seem like... Sounds like you're going to hire an agent. I wouldn't even know how to do that, dude. The more you talk, the more it sounds like you've already started looking. Pete could be your agent. Yeah, oh, Pete. I'd love to negotiate with Pete.

For sure. Just a chiller on chiller? Yeah, no. You couldn't. You wouldn't be a chiller around these guys. Pete, I'd have to. I'd have to code switch to chiller. You'd have to, bro. Are you ready for monogamy?

What is that? Like, exclusivity. For one. Yeah, of course, dude. Despite what, having all these girls? Catastrophic rise to start on me. Oh, yeah, no, I don't. All the options.

I don't really do that either. I don't really like F a lot of girls, you know. You don't want? You wouldn't be like Clay Thompson? No, I would not be Clay Thompson. Do you want to be like a pillar of virtue? or do you want to get a little scandalous too? No, I don't really want to get scandalous.

I do want a girlfriend. That'd be sick. All right. Get your girlfriend. What do you think the ideal way to meet your wife would be? If you could script it, like you're trying to meet her in a bar? You're trying to meet her in the DM? I mean, I go out to all the bars a lot.

Trying to meet her at church? Where are you trying to meet her? At church is like a dream, you know what I'm saying? Like, there's no way like not, like a hot girl is just like sitting next to me at church. Like there's no fucking way that happens, but that's obviously a dream. Where you go, do you go to church? Yeah, yeah, I go to church. Every week?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I try to every Sunday. Yeah. Wow. But, um, I feel like that is a new meat cute spot. Mm-hmm. It's dude. Okay, everyone's saying that, everyone's saying that, but it's like, is it really?

Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm going to meet a hot rock church. Yeah, but there's girls. Why, are they, are there church girls busted? I'm not saying that. You're getting to me. me in a trap.

Why do you keep saying? Like you're not going to be a hot girl at church. Maybe I just haven't sit next to any. But, Reed, there's girls out there dying to meet a hot guy at church. When do you arrive? You can be that hot guy. How do you pick your pew? I just, I, I arrive pretty late.

So I go to like, you go upstairs to the balcony. Yeah, yeah. When's the last time you went? I went day yesterday. Oh, really? You came back from Vegas and went straight to church. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good for you.

I heard it's the Saturday night service is. one you want. Okay, well, I'm not going on Saturday or not. I'm going out to the fucking bar on Saturday. Like, let's be real here, dude. I'm going out to fucking the bar on Saturday. Reed, you could see. No, but then I go on Sunday.

Let it rip on Sunday. Yeah, let me rip on... You got to let it rip. The bars are non-negotiable. You got to rip a bunch of sprites. A bunch of people love that line. Yeah. I don't know why. Because, like, you don't seem like a guy who's sober, but you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, 100%. I was smoking darts there on the on the beach house. I saw the oh fuck spring break house that's okay that's okay

yeah it's my bad I gotta get some outfits for sure thank you appreciate it you guys are wrong with me okay no you're amazing thank you very sure that's cool that was all dante dude you look so good thank you appreciate it was just super over that that that little too much cologne Oh, I thought it was good. Oh, he sprayed a lot. I like that shit.

Did you see, that might be the juiciest moment. Can you go to his colognes? How much collies? Wait, really? I didn't even, I don't even remember that. I sometimes put on clone. It's usually one spray. Yeah, yeah, he sprayed me.

He fucking doused. That was juicy as fuck. Had to get the sacks. Do you have that, T.J., I think it was the... It's like the very end of... It was the main video of him getting dressed. It's like the very end. Maybe I'm...

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I I don't know the cologne Wow This is Jerry's favorite I know I did douse me up That was a lot of clones not the time for the experience You look great bro

He looks so good Did you mac on any shit? No How many sprites you typically do? At the bar, probably like five or six. Rip sprites and smoke darts. What if I... Yeah, I'm just pumped for my boy Reed.

Congrats, man. Yeah, no, I... Congrats on everything. I do think, like, you're not even... Like, you're not even wowed that you're on the yak anymore. That feels a little... Old hat. Yeah.

No, I'm always wild that I'm on the yak. It's pretty fucking unreal, dude. everything's unreal it's just now it's the time of just like processing everything right would it probably even crazier than the act itself yeah 100% what's your parents say they like they like they like no but like I don't think they know how like yeah so like severe and like intense it all is you know what I'm saying you probably cut them out of your life like fuck them dude right yeah oh no I love my parents I will say I think my mom was a little mad because I was smoking darts

Yeah. So she called me like in the show. She was like, stop smoking cigarettes. I was like, okay. Wait, what did I mean to do? Eat? Yeah. And I just ripped the dart. I was like, fuck you, mom. Right in her face. Yeah. Yeah, I probably wasn't good, but it's whatever. Dude, you can do whatever you want. Yeah. Not really. No, no, no. There were some heartfelt moments when your other family members were FaceTiming you when we were eating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your cousins. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they all called me and was just like... They were roasting your ass for the first five minutes. What were they saying?

What were they saying? They were just like, you need a haircut. Like, you told you to fix the sock problem. Yeah, they were just fucking grilling me. But they were very proud of you. Yeah, no, yeah. I've gotten a bunch of texts like, yo, like super proud of you, super all that. It's just like, I'm just being me, you know?

So it's just like, I feel like that's why it's so, like, overwhelming at times because it's just like... I'm not even performing anything. Yeah. Yeah, bro. It's just so hard to grasp. You know what I'm saying? Relax. I'm kidding.

All right, bro. Sorry, I didn't. I didn't mean it like that, bro. I didn't mean it like that. Growling, bro. Just gets me so fucking. Yeah. So excited, dude.

And then chicken fried, too. That was huge. Have you had any follow up with her? Because you have her number now. Dude, I don't know if I'm going to, like, text her just because how, I do want to be, like, friends with her. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

So I don't want to, like, text her. I've actually been like, that was an awesome. Awesome weekend? Yeah. Is that weird? No, I don't think. No, thanks for everything. Appreciate you.

Yeah, maybe just keep it professional. Just like, just collab on a video or about that. Ah, dude, that's kind of weird now? No, I think you just be like, thanks for gassing me up. Had a great time. Yeah, that's good. Cat, I like that shit. Yeah.

Keep it simple. Yeah, appreciate you gassing me up. Had a great time. Yeah, 100%. 100%. All right, fuck. I might do that. You got to.

You got to. I have imposter Wait, what's it called Impostrum? Yeah With her So do you Do you understand

What people like about you Or no? Like do you like Because I'm just me right Like Like Yeah Like are like

Like Like Like you seem You seem just completely blown away By this By this rise And like why people are Yeah I guess

Can you like figure out What it is I guess that I guess no I can I just like I feel like that's why It's so confusing

Sometimes for me too It's just like Why know it's like why you know that's something i still haven't processed i know i know that makes it all the better yeah i know i know i just like i do have to like process a bunch of this shit i just can't right now but i think i will soon right yeah yeah just think about it just go to the lake and think about it uh yeah i did go to the lake i i tweeted at the lake and that that that shit went it's crazy bro it's crazy bro yeah unreal though i appreciate everyone here though

talk talk it over three a you're welcome you yeah No, I will never hire an agent. Have you settled on water? Get an agent, divorce your parents. These are the steps to... That's the blueprint. Yeah, right there. Hell yeah, boys.

He's smiling. What on? Hey. What's up? What's up, dude? What's up, Chiller? You sent Breonna flowers? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was bad.

I mean, it was good. It was good, right? Have you ever sent a girl flowers before? No, I was my first time. And we made, uh, we made like... a video about it. Read Sunday. Do you have any plans?

No, I don't think so. Why, what's up? Maybe send your mom some flowers. Oh, because it's Mother's Day? Yeah. Yeah, I should probably, I should probably do that. Sure. Yeah, for sure.

Now that you're in the flower giving food. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. But, yeah, I think we're going to be, like, chilling now, like, chilling out with the... Flowers. With, like, yeah, with, like, a lot of it. what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, I got you. Like, chill, chill, yeah, right. Like, I gotta dial it back. Is sending flowers chill? It can be. I think it's chill, right? No. No, like, not at all.

It's love. Yeah, love ain't chill. It's the most love you could do. Yeah, it's, please take your shirt off. Reed, was it your idea from the start? Um, or like, it's, you could say it. It was, yeah, and Kate and, yeah, it was like a part of it, yeah, for sure. They, like, had it doing it. You love the idea, but didn't come up with the idea. Yeah, 100%. Would you be down to make a sex video with Grace? With Grace? Yeah, to get back at Brianna.

With Grace O'Malley? Yeah, you gotta be a little toxic. We're gonna have to buy. We gotta get toxic, yeah. Dude, we gotta get toxic, yeah. I think it's, yeah, I think it's time to get a little. All right. Like, right?

Pretty easy, yes, then. No, I'm not making a sex video. I was joking, dude. But you do have to become a Zach Bryant super fan. No, no, no. Oh, dude, why? You guys are testing me right now. You guys are like testing me.

You guys are like trying to make me talk to you. It is a test. Hey, inner office relationships, Reed. Oh, really? Reed, what does your instinct say the next move should be? I think just chill, just chill. Okay. Yeah, so do that.

But it just, it depends on what she does. We keep trying to chill. We've been trying to chill for like two weeks. And she comes out talking about Reed on her podcast, posting them on his Instagram story. It's awesome. What is she doing? What do you mean by that? Depends on what she does.

She, like, comments on my TikToks and shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, talks about me. It's just fucking awesome, dude. Hit her with a, you play too much. I don't think she's playing. If I go out this weekend and, like, start talking to a girl, would you humor it? Yeah, okay, yeah.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't like. Oh, no. She just said in the chat, what the fuck? Brianna did. Oh, man.

Oh, no. What the, what chat? Why are you letting in a chat? Jack chat. No, you guys are lying. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. You guys are lying.

My pawn. No, you guys are lying. She's in all caps. Yeah, she did. Yeah. What the fuck. No, I think, uh, yeah, I think we just, oh, I got it.

It just depends on what she does, though, you know what I'm saying? What if she sends you the male equivalent of flowers, which I don't know what. Well, yeah, like, how do you think that is? PS5. What did she send you a PS5? How you said your PS5? What did you say the male equivalent of flowers was? I'm trying to think like a cool.

Getting your nickname. Getting your Nick. Nipples licked? No, no. I think you actually did say, I said that, yeah. It would be like cologne. That's the equivalent of a dude, yeah. If she sends you an expensive cologne.

Yeah, I'd be like, it's go time at that point, right? Yeah, but we like actually have to go on a date. Yeah, right, because you haven't. No, we haven't. So it's like, but I think we are soonish. Okay. But I don't know.

I don't know. I don't really know what's going on either. You know what I'm saying? All right, well, just keep. I know I will I will dial back usually me KB and Titus if you need it yeah like I'll text you if anything Okay alright I can help you out

Yeah yeah yeah yeah we gotta we gotta flip the table a little bit here I I agree I agree I we're running up here I think the flowers are a lot but it was like kind of funny Yeah the ice is tilted on us I don't even want to intervene It seems like you're maybe unintentionally driving a storyline that's making girls all over the world go Gaga But he's got to go get the other that's overwhelming bro That's over the love the reality of the prospect. Yeah, then you need to pick up the other girls.

Yeah, that's a gaga. No, because they're literally gaga right now. You think she would get mad? You think chicken fry would get mad, though? For what? Can't worry about that. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Reed, you watch football. You watch American football.

Yeah, yeah. You watch American football, right? Did they play the Super Bowl the first game? Hmm. Mmm. So I got to like, I got to like, I got to like ache my way up there. Yeah, Reed. You got to go out and play some other games. Don't. I should respond to all these girls.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Think about it this way. Here's an analogy. There's a girl in Des Moines right now that would die for you. Read.

I'm not like a woman heartthrob here. You know, think about it this way. Okay. Like, is it easier to make a contested three-pointer or step up to the free throw line? You're right. You need a free throw. Free throw. That's a Nicky Snokes type shit, guy.

You need a free throw. I need a fucking free throw, bro. Free throw. Make sure you tell her that she's a free throw, too. No, I would never do. She's like all the way up there. Iowa and English teacher. Yeah.

Fresh out of college. Front end of a one and one. You think I should like, like, all right. So just talk to a lot of girls like on like Saturday night, Friday night. Yeah. There's like, there's a, there's a, I tell you drive a bigger storyline. There's a, there's a thing. You think I should like post girls like on my TikTok?

Yeah, dude. Yes. Dude, there's a kindergarten teacher in Chagrin Falls, Ohio right now. Who's going through 80s just thinking about eating. I doubt that. Yeah, I like that. I got it. I got Kyle.

All right. That's exactly where they are. They are. They are in fucking Chiaga County, Ohio. You're like the coolest thing in the world to them. She just got to R in the alphabet and stopped. That's kind of trippy to think about that. Yeah, and everyone said all the little kids, little snot-nosed kids were like, are you okay?

Yeah. She's like, no, yeah, I just need a second. She said, I'm chilling. All right, so maybe, like, tonight I'll, like, post some girls in my TikTok. Oh, yeah. What is that mean? Yeah, what do you mean by that? Yeah, I don't know what that means.

Just like from afar. Hanging all with these girls, guys. They're just like the complete opposite side. Yeah. You're not with you at all. No, like maybe I'll chill with some girls and then like... Yeah. What's good?

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. I do that this weekend. Okay. Is that like my homework for sure? Yes. All right. Yeah. Chill with some girls. I should just go out with smokes at that point. You know what I'm sure. All right. All right. Yeah. All right. Yeah. This is a great idea.

Great idea. I feel like take the pressure off. Yeah. Just let it know it's all good. Yeah. I feel like some people are going to get mad, though. Like, I'm not kidding. And like the people in my comments, fuck it. No, fuck it, dude. Texts, Brie right now.

Just be like, hey, give one of those flowers to your friend that was in the room with you too. Yeah, she sounded hot. His face. Losing it. Reed, what are you doing? I can't do that. That was sour. Nick, I can't do that.

That shit was sour. I cannot do that shit. What the hell? Nick, that's some hard shit. That's a baby eating a lemon. Nick, that's a preview for Brianna. O-face. That's some hard shit.

What that? I have to see the face like Honestly like The warhead mascot Do that fuck some flowers, Brees Like I don't give a fuck about the flowers I got told to send a fucking flower Give us that face again

Though Well like Oh Oh Fuck dude All right This is a good plan though Yeah

Just have fun Yeah no I gotta chill You're still single Yeah For now You know that right I know I know

I got it I got to like You set a Thousand times. Just friends. Just friends. Yeah, I got to process that in my brain sometimes when, like, she starts commenting and shit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

You're still single? Yeah. Yeah. Just four hours, man. Friday night should be fun, though. I mean, that's tonight. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. All right. Great plan. Yeah, great plan. You got this. Go chill. Go fucking chill. Be yourself.

This is like a, are we playing like a game of clue or something? Because now it's just me, Titus and Danny. It's the replacement. Who was killing everyone on the show. Yeah. So I was like, you know what? Listen, me, Tiddy's and Danny could absolutely do a three-man show, no problem. But I was like, let's get a couple other guys in here.

So how do you replace a KB, a Nick, a Kate, a Brandon, and Eddie? You get yourself a Zach and a Reed. And we caught ourselves as Zach and a Reed today. And I told Reed, I was like, listen, it's going to be a little different than usual because usually we have him, we bring him on. Yeah, yeah. And we like hammer him with questions. I fucking love that for sure. Right.

But I was like, dude, you could just go with the flow today. We got other things. You just got to be KB today, that's all. I mean, that's pretty hard to do, though. That's pretty hard to do. You should sit in KBC. You think I should sit in KBC? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, B. All right. KB.C. KB., I'm sorry. But I'm substituting for you right now, so sorry. Sit in KBC. Zach, you could be Nick. Right?

You already are. Kind of look like him, right? I'm happy to join today, but could not replace Nick. No. Yeah, no, I can never That's not what you told me last night That's not true Okay

All right, now that Reed is in KB's seat I wanted to talk to you guys about abortion And I think it is Wait, actually Yeah Abortion right? Yeah, we got it Yeah

What? It's in what? Bro, we're just, we're just talking Yeah, we're just doing abortion Bro, all right, yeah, for sure, for sure I'm gonna Make a bold proclamation on this show today with Reed

Bro, I would have been like, I have no, I have no idea what to think about that. Yeah. Sure. Are you pro or? That's a tough one. No, we're not going into that. No, we're not going into that. You're pro or anti.

I'm not, I don't fucking know, dude. You weren't aborted. I was not aborted. Right. So you're living proof. Yeah, so, yeah. Would you rather talk about the war? Oh, which war?

Bro, I don't know shit about the war, to be honest with you. I don't know shit about his. Better. Just spout something off. I ran. Good or bad. Probably bad, right? Because are they bombing us?

No. We're kind of bombing them. Oh, we're bombing them. Yeah. So then that's good, right? All right, all right, all right, all right. You're good. You're good.

You're good. You're good, bro. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Reed, what's the strongest opinion you have? Yeah, that's the shit. It doesn't have to be political. Don't put the strongest opinion I have what is what is something that you're just like all gas stations you got a strong one that's that that was yeah yeah that was a that honestly what's your guest is I love gas stations like I go like yeah I go like every night and because like there's no like it's fast you like know what you're kind of like gonna get right you also don't go to no I don't ask this you go to a 7-11 yeah isn't that a gas station well yeah but it's a like it's a like It's the convenience store part, yeah.

But that's a fucking gas. But do you have gas there? Oh, I'm not. No. Okay, so you're not going to a gas station whatsoever. Must have gas. My tweet's just wrong. Yeah, 100% wrong.

You're not, you're going to a 7-11. I still like going to, like, other gas stations that have the pumps. But the one, the place you go every night is not a gas station. So it's a convenience store? Yeah. No, it was a gas. It was never about the gas, right? So it can still be a gas station.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was never about the pumps. It was always about inside. Yeah, I fucking love that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Disagree. A gas station has to have gas. I think that the main requirement.

I think sometimes gas stations opt out of the pumps because they can't fit them, but as soon as they can have them, they'd add them. Yeah, Zach, I like that, for sure. What 7-Eleven are you going to? The one, like, like, directly across the Cubs Stadium. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, no, that's not even close to the gas. They can't, that's in a, like, a condo.

Yeah, you like connected to other buildings. It's a first floor storefront. You like can't have gas. That's, but would that be 7-Eleven, the gas station taking it? Like, your gas station has to have gas. You're so opposite of a gas station, dude, I know what 7-Eleven you're talking about. Bro, but like, it's a new building. It's a new condo building in its first floor.

But it's like, so I have to call it convenience stores now? Because that's, I, or 7-Eleven? So that's just like stands alone, you're saying? I thought you were going to an actual gas station. T.J, pull up the street view of Clark and Adams. There are no gas pump. Fucking fire gas. So you're saying, I mean, fucking convenience store.

Your favorite gas station that you go to does not have gas pump. And even if you wanted to go off of Zach's stick, go east on Addison, east on that's. So it's gas station that just made a compromise? Even if you want to go off Zach's thing. Also, saying that's crazy eventually they'll add gas they can't add gas you got to have no way to keep going it's right there it is turn right no no go go back they don't even have a parking lot nothing yeah go up more up more it's like right there it is yeah right there it is right there

that is the most opposite of a gas thing you never bro i but like a 7-11 to me is automatic gas you know what I'm saying you're correct guys that's gas how are you saying I'm defending him right now 711 right I fuck with Zach yeah because if it's a 7 11 by default it's a gas station yes thank you Zach that place has never had gas they will never have gas

we could be 100 years from now there will not be gas there that's a compromise that they're just making it work you know like yeah trying to bring slurberes to people sometimes you can't have unleading yes yeah you usually get the ice you have to have gas at a gas station.

You can't, but... I think you also are just describing really a 7-Eleven because also like, like where the gas station by my house is like a shithole. Yeah, but like I sometimes like enjoy

kind of that too. I don't know what I'm saying? No, but I think you're misunderstanding I get what you're saying. I like a good gas station too. My gas station is like a shithole to the point where it's like it has like four bags of chips. Oh yeah.

You know what I mean? Because you're there for the gas. It has mentos. It has like two mentos, four bags of chips. I'm just imagining in a pre-internet world where some out of towner stops read on the, like just rolls up to read and rolls down the windows like, hey, buddy, I'm running out of gas. Can you tell me where the nearest gas station. Go eat. Go eat.

Add to Addison, dude. Get to Rickley. Get to Rickley. Got to get to Regley. Got you, dude. No. Yeah. No.

Okay, that clears it up So you just like 7-Elevens, which I agree 7-11s are incredible Incredible, I get the ice cream sandwich, and then maybe some flaming hots Yep And then maybe like a body armor for sure Yep, nice

I like that shit Good shit That was really good what you just did You're doing the Chester fries or the Cheetos? The Cheetos Gotcha Yeah, I like the Cheetos Are you ever ordering off the grill?

Sometimes I do hot and ready But that's that's at like Quick Trip you guys know what quick trip is yeah that's like that was my favorite yeah favorite gas station in college i used to go to quick trip they actually have gas i used yeah they have gas but i used to go to quit trip every day like every day and get like the hot and ready like crispy chicken sandwich you have like the hot omelets there you got like bro they literally like it's literally like grocery shopping at that point yeah you know what i'm saying yeah you ever do a road trip read um yeah um yeah

done like one but not not like a lot i would love to do like a nice road trip i feel like that would be that would be like great content it's fun yeah like just fucking going on a nice trip with the boys just across the country or something yeah that that would be awesome road trip usually outweighs a destination mm he had one we just went on a road journey hard line there exact too that didn't sleep at all on the road trip it's good road trip really wow yeah no he was just like It was me, PFT and Zach. Shane, Max, and Hank slept like all. They just, you'd look back and they were just sleeping, which isn't great road trip etiquette.

No, no, yeah. You definitely got to be like, yeah. Zach was just kind of goofing around. He was in it with us. Yeah, dude, that's true. I love that shit for sure. The dark night was. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on. Time out. Time out. Where are these two? Hold on. Donnie, what are you doing? Where do they go? He got a good video come guy. We did this.

We did it a good close. We got a good climbing. Here's your car. You just came from the kitchen. What did you climb? We were, you'll see. Are you making me burgers? I'm starving.

Yeah, you said, 1.30. Yeah, I might have to move it up. Okay, I'll get started on that. Alright, thank you. Reese. Don't yell at me. Can I see the video? He's gonna cut it up.

He's gonna cut it up. All right, Reid, come in when you cut it up. All right, he's gone. Uh, Reid, you went on the roof. Yeah, I was sick, dude. Did you post a video? Yeah, I posted it everywhere. TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter.

There's a... A padlock on there though? Yeah, I'm trying to take rid on the roof. You used to be looking at this roof, but I last time I checked there's a lock, so we'll check again. Yeah. But it's not looking great. I didn't even know this room existed, by the way. It's a loading dock, Reed.

This is a loading dock. Let me show you. Dumpters are kind of sick. This is where, like, you know, shit. There's all there are fun shit we can do in there. Fuck yeah. Dude, this is like our little playground. You ever seen the Blue Man group?

There's a lot of pipes and you're musical, right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't really play. No, you can bang on, you know. Yeah, I can bang on the drums for sure. Fuck that, dude. Oh, Reed. Come here. It's unlocked. It's unlocked. Oh, my God.

Fucking unlocked, dude. Let's fucking go. Hold up. Hold on. All right. Oh, it's facing me. All right. We got it on the roof. Look at that. Reed. This is the first climb. Oh, second climb. First one was a tree. It was honestly like adrenaline. You know what I'm saying? Whoa.

Yeah, Reid. How yeah, bro! On top of Barcelona HQ, god, there! No way! Let's go. Let's go. Let me show you around. I forgot this is open.

Let me shut, dude. What a view. Holy shit, dude, it's actually a sick view, too. Yeah, watch your step. Watch your step. Look, dude, like, we can come hang on by the tracks. There's all this. Bro, I say you're like...

Look at this shit, dude. He's just like, he's launched here sometimes. Yeah, we can eat lost. We can eat staff. Sometimes if you're like, are your parkour guy? Like, you could do it. You could easily do a... Well, you got to jump carefully.

Yeah. That's a drag on. Are you a parkour? Yeah, I think we might too. This is a bad idea. We got to do this somewhere other than our property. Dude, we look at you need a picture, Dye. Yeah, I was going to figure it.

Oh, yeah, dude. You two are a bad combo. Dude, it's a... I fucking love them, bro. I think we're going to do, like, like, hardcloth. Like I don't know where but running yeah and then we were thinking about jumping over there You come up here taking like a nice urban yeah no dude this is the shit we like kind of need to do you know what I'm saying because I need to post on my Instagram way more Yeah go

hard hard Yes bro, yes Party deck Party deck You just run around here These guys are the dumbest guys ever This is living Yeah, run, run

See you bro Yeah Oh shit, dude It was one of the coolest videos I made, I'm not gonna lie I had so much fun doing it You think you're gonna get caught? Fire. Like, ah, yeah, I mean, maybe, probably.

I don't know. Welcome to the roof. Yeah. Like, were you guys worried at all while you're up there? Like, someone's going to, like, the principal's going to yell at it? Yeah, like, I was kind of worried about the cat. Yeah. I thought the cat would kind of yell at that.

Oh, shit, a train. Yeah. On the train tracks. Who would ever thought that would happen? Woo! Who was awesome, dude? It was so fucking sick. Fire.

Yeah, it was sick. Tray! Tray! Yeah, then I think we're going to do like a abandoned shit and then some more like parkour probably. That's so sick. I know. It's awesome, dude. It's fucking awesome.

I love that. I got to see some parkour. Yeah. Yeah, like adrenaline parkour too. So it's like hard parkour. You know what I'm saying? It's adrenaline parkour. Like, it's not just like, I don't know.

I don't know what I've got to meant by adrenaline parkour, but like hard parkour where it's like you got to jump like extra far to like kind of get to the next lot you know it's not like the easy shit yeah yeah yeah that's kind of what I'm saying Dan yeah thank you have you ever done the easy shit no I've never done parkour did you get new shoot just going straight from zero to I have like I like three pairs of the same pair oh nice of superstars nice yeah it's kind of the that's like the reed ones maybe I just start wearing like red to dinner every time yeah that's good that's good hate wearing red though So it's kind of a terrible color.

You know what I'm saying? All right, maybe I won't. It's like blood. You're a Crip or something? And the devil, you know what I'm saying? It's like correlated to the devil, blood. You're anti-red? You know?

You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, now I do. Yeah, like I don't want to go out and wear red, you know. I get that. So you think McDonald's just like demonic? I didn't think about it like that. But I don't know. I just don't like red, you know?

Well, it's kind of cool, though. Like, I'm not saying the devil's cool, but like. make you mad? No, it doesn't make me mad. Make you feel like you want to, like, charge someone? I just get, I don't get, I don't get scared of the color red, but, like, I just don't. You want to just, like, just fucking headbutt someone? You have steam coming out

of your nostrils? No, I don't think I've ever gotten anger from it, but, like, I would never kind of buy, like, a red shirt. I feel you, like, red is, like, not chill. It's a little extra. It's a tough color to wear. I'd struggle with it. It's too vibrant. Badgers, like, wearing red. Yeah. I just look like shit. I look fat.

Really? Yeah, I think so. It's not a slimming color. Fat color. Yeah, so are we like all off on red? Well, I just don't, I'm not like... Not like... Mad at red.

I'm not mad at red either. Like, if you told me that like the color red, like, killed your brother, I'd be like, well, that makes sense. Because you're really upset about red. What about what? What about, like, when your face gets red? Yeah, I mean, that's... That's fucked.

That's fucked, too, because it's, like, embarrassing as shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm, like, blushing probably. Like fuck that shit You know Right Yeah so like I really

If you really think about I don't like red Yeah Yeah no you've made it clear Yeah I don't think anyone's Watch this being like Wonderware reads

Fucking convenient Is it because Is it because your name Is it so close to it Oh fuck Are you called red Oh Fuck dude

Wait Wait Wait You're R-E-E-D, right? You're trying to trigger me right now? No, no, listen. Are you R-E-E-D, right? Yeah, R-A-A-D.

So, yeah, you're, you are red. No, I'm read. Right, but, like, you could. I know, like, people. You're the most red you could be as a name. T-TJ's pulling that up, dude. God damn, that's a lot little bastard. What?

He pulled up my Twitter. He did. Because I did that. Dude, do you know Red Hourback? What's that? He's a, like, all-time great coach in the NBA? No, I'm not really like... Sick name.

Red, Arbeck? No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. You hate Red. You just hate all? I'm not, I'm not an NBA guy. That's all right, but, like, you don't think that's an objectively cool name?

Red. Red? Red. Red. What about Michael Red? Like, he played for... I like that. I like, yeah.

He's a buck. Yeah, I like, Michael Red. But, like, that's, like, a first and last name. You know what I'm saying? It's not like the first where you're saying, Red, red, red, red, all the time. Yeah, yeah, true. I think there's some trauma with your name here.

I just don't like red, dude. I don't know how to explain. What about Baywatch? Didn't they wear red? Oh, those girls are fine as fuck, too. They're toxic and blonde. We're wearing red. They're wearing red, right?

But they're saving people's lives, right? Yeah, they are. What about Andy Dalton? Andy Dalton wore red. No, he's a red rifle. Redheads? We're about redheads. What?

What's up? Wait it. Holy shit. How do you do that? How do you guys do that so quickly? That's so impressive. Wait, is that your... That's all you.

Red burner? That's your actual account. That's... Wait, actually, how do they do that? Who has access to your account? Do you know how they do that? No. Guys?

Actually, it's kind of creepy, you know why. I'm checking. Zach, what's your thoughts on red? It's hard to distinguish who's who. Hmm? Huh? They're confused. I had the wrong read on Twitter.

Oh, he's talking about just like, what do you think about the color red? Color red? Deep red or like a more like a sports victory red? No, like just, yeah. Sports victory red. What was that? Yeah, what? Sports victory red.

The team red, like a lot of stores you use. Sports victory red. Okay, yeah, like just your standard. Your generic red. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just color right. Arsenal.

What about like a Magenta Youth soccer team jersey Yeah Yeah Like sponsored made by a barbecue place on the street Yeah kind of red So what Are you saying yes or no

I'm in Okay Fuck Yeah red sports car dude Ferraris Dude what about like a baroon though I will not Like you will never see me

I'm sorry I'm so like Hot on this tape But you'll you'll never see me wear red Or about like a brick house To see you this heated is crazy No you'll never see it's crazy No, you'll never see me wear red, but it's fine. Like, I respect other people who wear red.

I'm not, like, hating other people who wear red. Even, like, the holidays? Christmas, you're right, dude. I assume that little bit of red on your hoodie is fine then? Huh? That little bit of red you have? Yeah, it's not like... As long as it's not dominating.

Yeah, as long as the red's not, like, dominate. Right, right. I'm just fucking weird, you know what I'm saying? So you're on, like, accent red. Like a little splash of red here, a little splash there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'll do splashes for sure, but just not, like, the main shit that's red. You fold your dirty laundry?

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you got compartmental. Is it all dirty laundry you fold? Or just the shirts? Yeah, compartmentalize. So, yeah, I fold all the dirty laundry just to keep it, like, neat until you have to wash it. I don't hate it.

That's a good idea. I've never thought of it. I just always done it. Never really thought much of it. It looks way better than just wad it up and thrown around. I now know that it's not, like, super regular. I learned today. but yeah sometimes the fold just it keeps it like obtainable if you just pile the pile gets out of hand

and you don't know where to start but when you're kind of when you fold it and keep it kind of blocked you know all right this is a load of shorts and socks boxers it's a load of t-shirts this is a load of the hoodies yeah are you separating colors in whites or no um i don't that's that's more brandon's thing fair i understandable yeah well i think most people have a hamper zach that's true too You ever think about getting one of those? It's fun. Just toss it in there right after you're done with it. Folding the hamper is a little easier, too,

because then you just had the levels of the laundry. Oh, so you would still fold even if you had a hamper? Yeah. Gotcha. It's very, very organized. And you avoid wrinkles, pre-wash wrinkles. I don't have nice enough clothes to separate, to protect, you know. I mean either, but clothes.

You got to take care of what you got. Yeah, I just kind of find that it ultimately doesn't matter for my clothes. And you have 90 of those shirts? I have a few, there's a few, yeah. I did it. There was a, I guess there was a count yesterday in the dirty pile. It was, I typed it down just in case. Yeah, it was just 69 in the dirty pile, and then I had 11 clean.

That was 69 what we were just looking at. Oh, you guys, oh, he docks the phone. Yeah, tough. That's 69 black shirts? Yeah. Wow, so 80 on the dot. Yeah, 80 clothes. I'm wearing one.

There's probably like a couple in the bathroom because my apartment's not very clean right now. it's probably just some scattered shirts. But. Are they, like, are they cotton? Are they? So I prefer the soft cotton. There's some are ring spun cotton too. When you get the order, sometimes they slide you the ring spun when you want the soft.

It just kind of dealer's choice, but I prefer the soft cotton, yeah. Okay. Tries away from polyester. I love a black shirt. I don't blame me for having 80 of them. It's easy, you know? It's a lot, but. Yeah, how many come in a pack?

Uh, six to a square, and then usually two squares in the box. So 12 to the case. Hmm. And they're good for like, are you a sweaty guy? Really sweaty guy, and you can't see it. Can't see the sweat. You start doing some of those lighter colors and the sweat is just way too obvious. Yeah.

And like stains sometimes. I agree. This weather can't agree with a black shirt, can it? Uh, I don't mind a good sweat, though. Okay. So I'm cool with sweating through. That's why you get the cheap t-shirts. You sweat through, you just swap out midday.

Yeah. It's not even noticeable. You got a system. I do respect the man with the system. Oh, 100%. Yeah. You got to figure it out. I just ate a burger.

What was it? What do you guys think about eating a burger with no cheese? Do you ever do it? It's weird. It feels weird. So I just had a cheeseburger, but the meat and the way he cooked it was so good, I asked for the next one to be no cheese.

Because it was so good. And the cheese was actually kind of, overpowering the meat. I think that's fine. You go in condiments if it's no cheese? Yeah, I'll still put some ketchup on it. I just smash that thing so fast. And then I asked for two.

He only gave me one, and then Max, his heart dropped when I was, when Donnie offered me that one in the pan as well. I was like, you don't want, give it a Max. He was, like, very upset. What were we talking about? Where are we at? His shirts. Yeah, we just, we broke down a shirt situation.

Yeah, the folding is crazy to me. I've heard that today, yeah. Listen, to you, don't let us tell you how to do it. Oh, it's too far gone. I'm too late in the game to stop now. Yeah. Where does slow poke come into? Yeah, do you sleep with that?

He's tossed on the bed sometimes. It makes a great pillow. It kind of molds to your head. I'll throw it behind there sometimes. Definitely. You put your head on that instead of your pillow? Yeah, I'll swap it out. Like sometimes if the pillow gets hot, you throw the slow poke behind.

And then where's a slow poke when it's pillow? Are you hugging it? No, he kind of falls. off the bed, usually he gets kicked off, which is why he would be on the floor there. Directly left there is my mattress. So he probably got kicked with that other blanket. Because you guys have like the throw blanket too? Anybody do a throw?

Sometimes, yeah. The throw gets kicked off when you go, when you really go to sleep. Wow, you've got a throw blanket and everything. Yeah, everybody's got, yeah. I don't hate the stuffed animal. Oh, I got bananas, dude. Yeah, I don't hate the stuffed animal at all, too. I got by a little monkey bananas.

A little pop of color. Kind of fun. A dinosaur. Yeah? That's sake. What kind of dinosaur? Yeah. It's like a plastic one.

It's like really small. Like plastic. Oh, like action figure. Nice. You keep that on your bed? I don't have a name for it. Oh, shit. You keep it on your bed?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Do you ever lose it? How small? All the time. So I, yeah, all the time. Do you like freak out?

Yeah. You're like Pete? Where's my dinosaur? What are the chicks think? I don't think Pete knows this. actually, so he might actually see this and be like, what the fuck is wrong with you, but it's fine. What do the chicks think, Reed?

About the dinosaur? I don't tell him about the dinosaur. I guess I just told what? 100,000 people. Yeah, you did. It might be like, oh, that's what's crazy about this. I'm sorry to, like, kind of bring back the craziness. Like, I just told 100,000. Yeah. I'm sleeping with a pet

dinosaur. If you lost it, would you go crazy? Yes, I would. There's actually... a lie like I would. That was a very matter of fact to answer. Yes. Actually, in fact, Eddie, I would fucking lose my mind. There's a whole movie based on that.

Really? I swear to God. Do you ever seen that? No. It's called Clifford with Martin Short. Oh, the Big Red Dog? No, no, no. He's got like a little toy dinosaur. Isn't Clifford the Big Red Dog? It is, but there's also... He's also got a toy dinosaur, though? Yes, dude. Clifford. It's all based around this kid's toy

dinosaur. Like, there's a... Wow. Who was in Clifford, the Big Red Dog? The Big Red Dog. and Emily. Who's in this movie? Clifford. Kenan Thompson. Okay.

One of the saddest days of my entire life is when I lost bananas one. What happened? And who is bananas one? Bananas was my childhood. A monkey. Stuffed monkey. Not a real monkey. And I slept with them every night.

And then I went on a road trip like six years ago, brought them on the road trip. What? What? Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, I still sleep with bananas, and then my mom got me bananas too. I love that thing. Are guys sleeping with?

It's not normal. It's definitely not normal. But it's like, you know, you have it your whole life. You might as well bring it along. Yeah, when do you part? That's the thing. Yeah, you can't. Oh, now you can't.

Now you can't throw bananas out. Yeah, I think we're too old enough where it's like we can't throw bananas out. Yeah, I can't like I can't throw away my pet dinosaur ever now. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're so far into it. I'd like take a stab to that question Yeah

When you part I don't like Somewhere between Four and five years old Good one cat Dude one cat Dania you're sleeping with You're sleeping with bananas now

Now I have bananas too Bananas too though Yeah It's not the same He has a little necklace Is it the same Be honest Is it the same

What do you No it's not the same No it can't be the same Manas one is He had my fucking Hospital band on his arm What is your wife Oh shit

Yeah, what? What does your wife think about bananas? Oh, she's cool. She's chill. They get a lot. That's love. That's love. Dude, I'm pretty scared of that where it's like, if I get a girl, like, I have to tell her like, yeah, I steep with a dinosaur.

Dude, it's cool. They would like it. You think they think it's cute? Yeah. You already put that shit out there, really? Yeah, I mean, fuck, dude. You stood at the 50-yard line, a Lambo field. Yeah.

Hacked. And you just said that to that many people. Yeah, that's stop it. Dana. Monday night football. Monday night football. You're the halftime show. Bad fucking dinosaur.

God damn. Yep. Deanor, is your wife ever like, hey, can bananas too not watch this time? All right. All right. Well, we just put them away for a minute.

When I lived alone, when I jerked off, I would like, I'd definitely hide them. I'd turn it on. You never want to see you. You can't let bananas too see you like that. I'd put his face down.

I'd turn him in the fucking into the bed. He can't be watching that. And that's real. Yeah. That's my guy. But now, Bananas 1 was left in a hotel in Memphis, and then they said they threw him out. What if Ralphie just absolutely dismantled bananas too?

Oh, my God. I mean, we might have another. Oh, no. Bananas 3 and Ralph's 3. too. It would be the answer to that. Pretty easy. That's bananas one.

That's bananas one. That's hard, Dana. Look at him. He's got my hospital band on him. Yeah, okay. Bananas two looks like bananas one. Bananas two does not look like bananas. Oh, no. He hasn't, he, yeah. What?

Nothing. He's a white guy? Bananas two. The way, I thought that's where that was called. No, no, he is... What's going on? Whatever I say is going to come off probably racist at some level. I don't know how.

Okay. Then, yeah, don't say it. But not purposefully. No. Of course, was it ever triggering for your dad knowing, like... Oh, the monkey on the... The history of his... Yeah, yeah.

deals with monkeys and he's got his kid just walking around with one we have a bad uh history with with apes yeah where did uh where did bananas won how did you lose it i was on a road trip for barstool in memphis and i packed him in my suit suitcase i was rhone and just left them in my fucking hotel room and so you must have freaked oh freak dude i stayed i'm pretty sure i stayed and like rummage through the hotel and it's like can i go through your trash yeah And then my mom got me a new bananas with a little necklace of bananas one. Oh. Yeah.

Do you have a picture of bananas? It's just not. There's bananas two. That's bananas too. Yeah. Holy shit. Zoom in. How'd you find him, dude?

TJ's awesome. Look, there's a necklace. Yeah, look at that. Bananas one on bananas two. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. That's a hard picture. It's hard, dude, right?

Hell yeah. Taco Bell and the Miller light. And the view, like, in the background. I think that picture. perfectly sums up you as a person. Yeah. Yeah. It's a guy who's just drinking to excess, eating to excess, and he's five.

Bro, do you know about the balcony bed? The what? Oh, man. You're going to find blown. Yo, I put a bed on my balcony, laid in it and slept in it. Where? Like here? Oh, in New York. In New Jersey. And NYC's two is so hard. So sick, dude. That's way, actually.

Yeah, no, he made it. He did it a whole thing that's awesome bro and like no flies or anything would come i would just be chilling just chilling that's such a good use of square footage i know no it really is 100% class act yeah yeah he had a fire out there fireplace probably on the tv yeah yeah are like some country you know what i'm saying yeah you play some music dude yeah he had the boys out there and you have the boys out there really oh yeah he had all the boys in the bed i'm gonna do a new one Dude, I would love to come over. That'd be awesome.

Look that thing, dude. To the balcony. I appreciate his music on this. No way. Happy Gilmore, dude. Look at that. That's awesome, dude. Bro, I might, I think I'm going to make a new balcony bed if you want to.

I would be so down, dude. That'd be awesome. Can you bring his dinosaur? Yo, imagine if your dinosaur met bananas. Oh, man. That'd be a collab of the century there, but I don't bring my, like, You get slow poking? You don't bring them?

No, I don't bring them anywhere except for my bed. What about you go home for Christmas? I think I'll keep him like on my bed. In Chicago. Yeah, because I don't want to like... Lose them. You don't want to have a bananas one situation. No.

No, that's smart. It's heartbreaking, read. Don't bring, don't bring... Yeah, some PTSD types of stuff. You got traveling. You might need to give them a name, though. What's your name? I don't...

Yeah, I don't have a name. You call them dinosaur? I just don't really call them anything. I just have them. You don't talk to them? I don't talk to them. I talk to my snake plant, but... What?

Snake plant? Yeah. What's a snake plant? It's a plant. It's a snake plant. I bought it. What is the ones that just go up and... Oh.

It's straight up. Vine? Yeah. Yeah. I talked to that. Like, yo, like, how's he going? Like, I don't know. You know?

Yeah. No, that's cool. Yeah. But I don't talk to my dinosaur at all, though. Reed, is this like a guy? T-Rex or like a Barney It's like a small I mean here I could

I could take a like Yeah take a picture of it tonight Yeah I could take a Twitter yeah yeah yeah Bronosaurus I'm picturing of bronosaurus Yeah I'd like to see it Yeah yeah it doesn't have a leg

I'm pretty sure Is it winged? I lost the leg Is it winged? No So I think it's like Whatever you fucking said I don't know T-Rex? Yeah T-Rex Where does it sit on your bed

Just on the side on the night stand or the bed on the bed not on the night stand and does he that'd be crazy how does he stay on the bed the whole time it's like it's like two inches bro it's right but you're moving around

yeah it doesn't matter it's always there when you wake up yeah first thing you see when you wake up I mean sometimes I'll lose it for sure and like I'll have to like kind of go under the bed you know I can't believe I'm saying

Dude, it's cool. I know. It's cool as fun. It's cool. I don't know. Guys, it's fucking cool. All right. All right.

Listen, I'm not shaming guy. Cool. Cool as fuck is a little far. Okay. Yeah. It's probably not that cool. Cool.

No, no, cool. I'm, I'm down for cool. I'm down for cool. Cool as fuck. Would you ever like, what's the lore of the dinosaur?

How did it start? I got it at, uh, the arcade game. The arcade game. The arcade. on, oh, what's it called? Here?

Yeah. It's recent? Yeah, it's on a Clark. It's on, not on Clark Street. Wait, I thought you've had this dinosaur. No, for like two, two and a half years. No. Oh, okay, all right.

I think everybody's say two and a half weeks. I was like, Reed, what the fuck? No, no, no. So you got it when you were visiting Chicago. It's the one with the cages, like. Oh, sluggers? Sluggers. Yeah, I got it at sluggers.

Oh, this is a shitty dinosaur. I know what type of toys you. you're talking about those things suck don't let them talk down to your fucking dinosaur no listen i i'm telling you i i went to my son had a birthday party at sluggers and he got like i'll show you it i was like a million tickets we went and got some toys and they all like broke in like two seconds i can't believe this guy i'll tweet it out i'll tweet it out i'll let the fucking audience think i said it's losing a let it's lost the leg it's lost the leg lost the leg lost the leg You're like said from

Hold up Hold on Hold on if I tweet this out And they're all like Dude shitty fucking Dibus Well I'm gonna be mad

I'm actually gonna be a little mad Bro I'm not I'm not No no I think it's cool I just I know what type of toys They're there They're not like the most

Sturdy This guy I don't want to shit on your dinosaur I like your dinosaur Dude just like I wish your dinosaur All that is how you feel But yeah

Yeah I'm not trying to shame you Whatso I really am not. Love that, bro. Got you? Love that. How many tickets did it cost? I forget.

I don't know. Probably like three or four, right? No, that wasn't the answer. I want to like a hundred, 200 tickets. One of the high-priced ticket dinosaur? It doesn't matter about the price. It matters about the heart. Yeah, true.

You haven't even named your dinosaur. I don't think you need a name, do you? We'll see. I think so. We'll see what I see what I. tweet this shit out, dude. Well, all right. So I think you do need a name because, like, all right, let's say you lose it.

Let's say the name of the dinosaur is, I don't know, what do you want to call it? Pick any name. Chester. Okay. She'd be like, hey, have you seen Chester? Is like, that's, that's a state. That's a question that I could, you know, like a reasonable person would be like, no, I haven't seen Chester.

Or you could say, has anyone seen my little dinosaur? I kind of like little dinosaur. Okay, all right, good, good. I'm not like my little. You're living your truth, dude. I mean, you're, you're doing something right because you're a happy guy. Yeah. Maybe I'll get a fucking dinosaur.

I just, I'm a violent sleeper. So, like, I'm going, moving. There's no way anything could stay on my bed. Yeah. Yeah, I feel that. Same. But I'm kind of feeling like I need to get something after talk, like, you guys, Reed and Dana are both guys that, in my estimation, have it kind of figured out a little bit.

Yeah, dude. My sister has Mousy. What's Mousy? A mouse. No way. Damn. I don't know if she still owns Mousy, but she definitely grew up with Mousy. Are you guys?

I'm a big body pillow guy, but I feel like that's not that crazy. You know, I am too. Oh, yeah. But that's, do you, anyone else? T.J. T.J. Oh, we should have. T.J.'s been very quiet.

Yeah. I got hella pillows. I got stuffed animals. Yeah. No, T. TJ, let's go. God damn right. What's your one-one?

Well, I got to, I grew up with like a thing, but I don't sleep with the same thing that I grew up with. I have a tattoo. It was like, it. It was called Woozy. I gave one to Mark's daughter when she was born. She loves it. She actually does like it. It's a great toy.

Good toy. It's a great game. Luzi was 1-1. Okay. But not in the current rotation. I like throwing a pillow between my legs. Oh, yeah. Is that just standard procedure?

Yeah. If you have, if you have body pillow. Testicles. Yeah. All right, yeah. We're making sure. Mm-hmm. Read?

Got to. That's woozy? Don't do that. Yeah, that's woozy. That's a cool little toy. Yeah, it's like that. I feel like it's not so much an age thing. It's like when you move for the first time, you're looking at that dollar.

Like, am I really going to bring this to New York City? Oh, I would say yes, 100% of the time, dude. Yeah. Fuck yeah, Dana. That's with you for life. For sure. Unless you lose it. Don't say that

Don't put that on the air Sorry, sorry, sorry I can't believe Pete doesn't even know About the dinosaur He probably does But he just doesn't know Does now Yeah, bro, fucking

That's a whole Monday night Football City Fucking dinosaur Oh god damn Maybe Big Kev has like a money clip Instead of a credit card I don't know I don't even have a credit card

In the first place What? I also don't know It's been a big debate around the offer I also don't have a credit card. I got a credit card just here. Okay, all right. I got to get you guys building credit.

My credit's not in a good spot. The only way to get it in a good spot. You don't have it. I don't start borrowing. Yeah. I made like a lot of my student loan payments late and I never thought that would like catch up to me. Oh, yeah. Boy, it catch up to me.

Why don't you get a credit card and just start buying? I don't know if I trust myself with a credit card. But you buy, but do a small, a low limit. Pay it off. Let's get some financial. I'll talk to my financial. They're not going to give you a high limit anyways. Right.

Out of the gate. No, they're going to be like you can afford $15. Okay. Well, you can just match it out. I'll talk to my financial advisor. I'll get back to you guys. You can get a secure credit card so then you'd like pay the money up front and then they'll give you like $400, $400.5 a limit and then secure.

So they already have the money if you don't pay it to pay it back. Oh, that's a thing. Wow, Zach. Yeah, it's like kind of like a junior credit card. You can start building that way. Yeah. Oh, that's pretty sick. I like that. Okay.

All right. All right. So I'll see. So I'll come back with a credit card in a Big Kev persona. Yeah. Okay. I like it. Good luck, BK. Ooh, I like that too.

Big K. BK.K. I like that a lot. He just pulled out his phone. He's Googling how to create a new person. He's Googling, yeah, like, what would Big Kev like? How to be Big Kev. Yeah.

Wait, you don't got a CC either? No, I don't got that credit card. What's going on with that? Let's give you some credit, dude. Yeah, I don't know. I probably should. I just never really have gotten one. How did you get in an apartment?

I co-s, my parents co-signed. Yeah, my parents co-signs. So it's like I don't really need one if my parents just keep on cosigning my shit, you know? Yeah, true. True, true, true. You know what I'm saying? You're not wrong. So they just can't die.

How old are you guys? I'm 25. So, I mean. How old are your parents? They're like probably, I think. Oh, whoa. About your age? Don't.

do that. Wait, how old are you? I'm 41, dude. Oh, no, they're okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. Yeah, no, no, cat, I'm sorry. No, they're like, like, there will be a day where that's happened. They're like 60, I think. They're like, yeah, they're like 60. You don't know your parents' age. Nah, that's fuck. And I think my mom has been kind of tuned into this, so she's probably going to get mad of me. Yeah, but that's, but that's, you know their birthdays? Oh, no. No, that's Oh, no. No, I don't know. They're fucking birthdays.

What do you mean? What do you mean? I think my mom's is April 18th. Okay. I think my, I have no clue about my dad. Like you don't even have. Absolutely. Do you have a range?

I don't even have the month. You don't have a season? Can we get a season? Nah, dude. No. No, not at all. Dude, April 18th was like six weeks ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, did you text her on that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I called her on her. But your dad, you don't even know the season. No. It could be today No, it's definitely not today Hopefully not

What would be your guess Like you're just general Like I'm not even asking for a month I'm asking fall Or like a season Yeah I think my dad's is in Fall

Fall fall fall fall Do you read through it? I think we might try read All right I think he gets through it easily I do too By the way Reak can hoop Yeah he's good

Reed is good. Yeah. Yeah, he was good in high school. He's like legitimately. No, he's smooth. Yeah. No, he's like immediately the best player. That was what I said.

That was partially because RICO said he was a skell, but also because the first time he played pickup, he tried to pick me on full court. And I was like, what are he doing? Yeah, that's, that's Reed. He can get through this. No problem. Yeah, without even panicking. I don't think he can panic. That's fine.

out. Here he comes. Go, Reid. What up, dude? Save. Haircut? I don't know, guys. Nice haircut. Yeah, now that I'm, now that he's in the room, I don't. Take the shit out of your pockets real quick. Bigger or lower half than I thought. Yes. He's a little thicker than I thought. Yep. I don't think so, guys.

Yeah, put it on the... Thickr than the chie. Might want to lose the hoodie, too, read. Yeah, go ahead and take the hoodie off. No, I don't want to take my video. Oh, you don't take my hoodie on underneath. June 3rd, it's very... Is it a red shirt?

No. Yeah, we found out last week that Reed hates the color red. Yeah, yeah, you can sit. Yeah, you can sit. Hates the color red. Why? We'll never wear a red shirt. Oh, just for...

For clothing or just... Yeah, he just thinks it's whack. We think it's because it's close to his name. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's the past tense of you and it makes you think of death. Yeah. No, I just don't wear a red, dude.

It's just... I don't have a, like, a thing against it. I just never have worn it. That's the thing against it. I bet I have actually kind of worn red like in the past, but like in the past or in the future. Yeah, in the past like two, three years, I don't think I've worn it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Can you get through that, D? I feel like I could, right? Yeah, definitely. All right, let's try. But how, wow. But quickly. Is it hard? The record's a minute in 21.

Tidus set the record. I don't know, guys. You don't think he can? No, I think I pictured. you thought he was little string like not string beam I feel like everything I'm saying across me but I kind of want to try

that's why we said take your hoodie Nick I think you could I want to see the hotel no that was just a don't any problem I don't know I got through there how'd you do it then

both arms first yeah like you're diving in a pool well when you're ready Rudy you got to take that hoodie off buddy buddy oh what okay yeah it would be cool Or just put the hood up.

Because you don't want to get snagged on anything. Got it. I mean, the hoodie, you've got to take it off, dude. Oh. What's on your shirt? No, no way. There has to be something pretty wrong on his shirt. Or he's just wearing the collar.

That ain't going to work. Or he's just wearing the collar of a shirt. There it is. Oh, no way. No, you got it. You just got it right there. No, he's for sure going to get stuck, and his hoodie's going to be a problem. The hoodie is a problem.

It's a huge of a problem. Yeah, you got to take the hoodie off. That's the only way. a man. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I don't think you got to take the hoodie off. Danny, how the fuck did you do this? Actility and perseverance.

Were you a naturally born baby? Or a C-section? I think naturally born. Probably stood right out, yeah. That's irrelevant. It shows. Do you have a tight mom? Is your mom tight?

You're getting at the wrong. Reed, you got to get it at the wrong angle. Then you were a tight mom, bird? Reed ain't getting it. No, it looks at. I don't know if he wants it, though. Reed ain't got it. No, it's his chest.

No, he's not happening. Yeah, it's close. read all right do you need help getting out there's no way all right you're good don't panic don't panic don't panic no panic no panic all right we gotta get someone else through that you got to do that effort good effort