The Yak - Clownin' Around On Tommy Walker Day! | The Yak 10-8-21

Episode Date: October 10, 2021

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Alright, here we go. Oh man. Tommy? The Yak is live. There's a lot of moving parts, so we're going to have people coming in and out here. Billy is helping out, bringing in the water.

Tommy, I have one question. First of all, welcome to the Yak. Tommy Walker Day, very special edition. We have ice cream. We have clowns. Brandon is here we're going to have everyone get

everyone will be here in a second also I cut my finger very very badly I've been bleeding profusely for the last two hours yeah

yeah what did you cut your finger on a knife so but I'm fighting through for you like I should probably get stitches

we'll find out halfway through we're going to undress it and see if it's still bleeding. It might be gross. It has been bleeding for two hours. It might be gross. But I fight through for Tommy Walker. What type's your blood?

O. So you could use that for an ingredient. Oh. Yeah. I should need an extra O. Notice that you're not Taz-ing anymore. You gave up on the Taz as soon as I start LePewing. No, I'm waiting for my new...

As soon as Nicky starts to LePew, you Taz. I'm waiting. I'm waiting for my new Taz to get Nicky starts to lepew, you Taz. I'm waiting for my new Taz to get here. I lepew you Taz. Tommy, before we start, KB's now in. I have to just ask because we need to make sure safety above all. If anyone has any knives or lighters on them, now is the time to please give them up. Anyone?

I don't know. Anyone? Oh, no. Maybe we should cut to Tommy. Maybe we should cut to Tommy? Yeah. Oh, no. Okay, so Tommy's got a lighter.

Do you know how to use that? Yes. Oh. Yes, but it's not dangerous since it's not full of fluid. Oh, it isn't? No. Oh, this is...

We got to get him some fluid. This guy gave me an empty lighter. Tommy? This guy. Tommy, do you want some fluid? You him some fluid. This guy gave me an empty lighter. Tommy? Tommy, do you want some fluid? You want some fluid, Tommy? You want some fluid? All right, we'll get you some fluid. We'll get you some lighter fluid.

We'll get you some fluid. That might be my mind. Where's Roan? Where's Roan? He's at Whole Foods getting his last ingredient. I got so many ingredients. Yeah, yeah. Too many. Two sets plus a couple.

We can't do the Creed without Roan. Should we have the clowns? Well, no, let's wait on the clowns. I think we should do the order of operations here. We should do the apples. Apples. Actually, maybe the clowns. We have to Creed.

No, Creed. You have to Creed first. We need Roan. Maybe we say the sport clip ad real slow. Oh, yeah. Go. Do the sport clip ad. Tommy?

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There is something wrong with all the mics. Yeah, they sound very loud. It's like. Sass, are you drinking one of your ingredients? There is something wrong with all the mics. Yeah, they sound very loud. It's like Clyde Myers, but except for that. Check, check. Took a monster energy out of that. Maybe that's part of it. No, this is not one of my ingredients.

Should we unveil some ingredients while we wait for Roan? You can't start without a creed. Roan has noon a little early for him. Embarrassing. You don't have to wear the headphones. Tommy. You know what?

Let's do Tommy's ingredients. Let's do Tommy's ingredients. Let's do Tommy's ingredients. So, Tommy, I got you ingredients specifically for you. For your ice cream. He doesn't know yet. So what we're going to do is we're eating ice cream, and we're going to put ingredients on there and fold them in

and eat them like cold stone creamery. All right? Do you know what that is? Yeah, you do. Stone creamery. The one place in Penn State? Yeah, it's in Penn State. Boys.

What? I think we should save the ingredients reveal. Well, it was only going to be for Tommy's ingredients. I got Tommy's ingredients. I was tasked with just getting Tommy's ingredients. Tommy's not drafting. He's just making. Yeah, he's just making. Because it is his day. Did we all get Tommy ingredients? No, I just got's ingredients. I was tasked with just getting Tommy's ingredients. Tommy's not drafting. He's just making. Yeah, he's just making.

Because it is his day. Did we all get Tommy ingredients? No, I just got Tommy ingredients. Oh, you got all of them. Yeah, I got all of them. I got one from him, too. I got some stuff, too. So should I just show my three Tommy ingredients?

Yeah, three Tommy ingredients. Were we supposed to get Tommy ingredients? No, no. I got Tommy tricks for the tea. What do you think? You like them? You like tricks? All right, tricks. He likes tricks. What do you think? You like them? You like Trix? All right.

Trix, you hold on to that. O, orange slices. Candy orange slices. What do you think about that? Pretty good, right? Pretty good. Pretty good. M.

I don't like that. No, he's not thrilled with that one. No. Oh, you don't like that one? No, I love it. He loves it. Oh, M, M&M's. I might have had a few

on the way in. More than a few. Probably half the bag. You had half the bag? Yeah, I had half the bag. That's actually... Tommy, what are you going to do, Tommy?

I got you all this stuff. Here's your M. Here's your M, Tommy. Marlboro. Marlboro. All right, so, and then your my... I was going to buy a pack of Pomerose.

Oh, I got you Sour Patch Kids. You're my... Tommy went into a bodega with us and just bought them. The guy didn't even ask. So, Tommy, you can use all those for your ice cream. Because we didn't want you to have to deal with weird ingredients and stuff. I didn't really buy that many weird ingredients. Like, my stuff's like...

Mine's all edible. Mine's like tolerable. Yeah. Where's Roan? Yeah, this is messed up. The vibes are off. I hope Roan doesn't, this is messed up. The vibes are off. I hope Roan doesn't come in with like shards of glass and shit. I have bad...

I'm not trying to stomach anything that's not edible today. Okay, so if you had 1208 for Sass's first complaint, you're the winner. Cash for these. Cash those tickets. Damn it. I had the over. I thought he changed. Cat got out of the bag for a second.

Wait a minute, so these are going to be gross? I don't want to do this. Okay, so I'm perfectly okay with the clown costume. That seems like a conventional clown to me. They look intensely uncomfortable. Yeah, they do. I don't think this is what they were expecting. No, they were very excited.

Should we have them come in and do something? Let's have them come in. All right, let's have them. Not until Roan gets here. Oh, yeah, Roan's got to get here. I don't know. Let's have them in. We can have them play a game of Feud or something.

I don't know. Oh, they're all waiting. Yeah, we could. As an icebreaker. Yeah, you want to have them do an icebreaker? Yeah, let's do an icebreaker. All right, have them come in as an icebreaker. We've got to fix these headphones.

All right. This is bad. There's a complaint, too. Why is it really bad? Is it so loud for you guys? Oh, there's a complaint, too. Yes. Yeah really bad? Is it so loud for you guys? Oh, there's a complaint, too. Yes. Yeah.

You got me Mandarin. Hello. Hi. All right. You want to sit here? It's great to see you. This is Janu and Faith. Janu and Faith.

Faith, you want to... Can we get a seat for Faith and she? We have the mic there. No, no. You're not going to sit on the floor. We have a headset mic for them. Headset mic? So they can walk around with it on.

Oh, yeah. Okay. So you guys... Oh, you don't need the stand on the floor. We have a headset mic for them so they can walk around with it on. Oh, yeah. Okay. So you guys, oh, you don't need the headset now. You just need, yeah. Owen, you go headset. Okay, so Jonu and Faith are clowns. Now, is clown the proper? Yeah.

Are we allowed to see that or did you guys take the word back? Talk in the mic, yeah. I don't know. What happens when someone uses it in a derogatory way like you fucking clown i don't think there is a derogatory way oh no we could find it yeah tommy what were you saying earlier you fucking hate clowns you hope they die yeah see he brought his lighter to light them on fire so yeah there's a way to do this see that we'll be nice.

All right, so how long have you guys been clowns? I've been doing this for about four and a half years. Okay. I've been doing this for like around four years. Now, is it something that you chose or were you born this way? A little bit of both. Yeah. As most people in New York, we're both actors.

And in between performance gigs, we found this job. And it's a great job to kind of come and go and pick it back up like riding a bike. Loving. Oh, by the way, did you meet Kyle? Hi, Kyle. KB. Call me either. Amazing.

KB. What type of events do you usually do? Typically children's birthday parties. This is not a normal day at the office for us. What is the age range on average? Usually from like usually like four to like eleven. Yeah.

Would you say eleven's too old? Never. No. No, of course not. You're never too old. Thirty-six isn't too old. I'm enjoying this. We have done adult birthday parties before. We had a sixty-year-old birthday party earlier this year.

That man's probably a sicko. That's a fetish thing. Here's Roan as well. Roan, thanks for being on time. It's fine. It's okay. He missed half the show. He missed everything.

The vibe for an off. So clowns usually have big shoes, and you have small ones. And I think that's pretty funny on its own, Roan. No, we just have really, really small feet. These are have big shoes, and you have small ones. And I think that's pretty funny in its own right. No, we just have really, really small feet. These are really big shoes. Oh, okay. They're just like really big. We have baby feet.

Okay, I'm learning. Got it. Okay. Should we do the creed now that everyone's here? Probably should do the creed. Okay, so we should probably do the creed. They're always a creed. I brought the clown horn sound on my phone.

Oh, perfect. You can incorporate that. We can incorporate that. Oh, perfect. You can incorporate that. We can incorporate that. Oh, unless you have one. No, no, no. All right, here we go. My wife texted me. She must be watching.

Oh, no. There's no lighter fluid in there. It's not fluid. It's just a metal rectangle. No, no. She just says, how do I watch? I'm going to ignore that. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's not something we want to do. Maybe send her an old episode. Yeah, do that. All right, here we do. Maybe send her an episode, an old episode. Yeah, do that. All right, here we go. Everyone, please raise their right hand. I can't. Your right hand, please, everyone.

Otherwise, it's not official. Please, Roan. No, Roan, that's a mic. You don't need a mic. You don't need a mic. You're wearing a mic. What the fuck? Yeah, you're on, bro. You're on, brother.

Don't laugh at me, Tommy. This isn't funny. Laugh it up, Tommy. I'm going to get you real sugar-blessed. Owen, you have a mic there. Okay. All right. We'll swap out, too.

I have to address my wound at some point. That's right. I cut myself really bad. Hands up back there, boys. I've been bleeding for two hours. But Tommy Walker, I should get stitches, but I'm here for Tommy Walker. All right back there, boys. I've been bleeding for two hours. But Tommy Walker, I should get stitches, but I'm here for Tommy Walker. Alright, here we go.

One, two, three. Friday, October 8th, 2021. The Cream Man's Creed. Today is the day, but it feels like a dream. Today is the day I draft the perfect ice cream.

Oh, nice. I will accept the order, the order selected by the Bob. I will eat my ice cream and not be a slob. My ingredients, T-O-N-M, all store-bought. I will respect the clowns no matter how hot. When the clowns perform, I will always clap. I won't ever stop them, even if they kidnap. So this is embarrassing because... You took the creep, Brandon.

Well, I cut my thumb. I was meaning to talk to both of you before that we wanted to kidnap Tommy as a joke. So I will... Light him on fire, Tommy. Light him up, Tommy. I'll give you guys a tip later and then we'll figure that out. Okay, so what do we do now? What did you guys bring? What did you guys bring?

So we brought balloon animals, face painting stuff, and cotton candy. And we do have some stuff to do magic. Okay, so, all right. Well, you know what? Let's do, let's start. Can we have the clowns do? One trick, maybe? Well, maybe one round of family feud?

Yes. Okay, all right. Let's have the clowns play one round of family feud. Are you guys okay with that? Yeah. Absolutely, all right. Let's play one round of Family Feud. Are you guys okay with that? Yeah. Absolutely. Good answer. Let's do it.

Very easy. Good answer, good answer. So two of you are playing together. You guys just say the answer and we'll type it in over there. All right. All right, here we go.

We got this. Okay. All right. Oh, man. Are you going up against... Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, man. The women are very hard in this. The, no, no, no, no. Oh, man. The women are very hard in this.

The women are good. Yeah. I'll read the questions out loud for you. Cool. Name a part of their bodies pregnant women complain about. Wow. Do we just say it? Yes, yes.

Feet. Feet. Show me feet. Good answer, good answer, good answer. I would say belly. Belly. Belly. Belly.

Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly.

Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly.

Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. I would say belly belly good answer that's good chest

chest how about back great answer number one yes oh geez come on Number one, number one. Yes. You're going to need them all, though. Oh, jeez. Come on. How about...

You want me to guess? Yeah. How about head? Head. Show me head. Okay. Oh, no. One more guess.

One more guess. Oh, no. 14 seconds. Tommy, think about when you were pregnant. Who said that? Owen. Owen. All right. Five seconds. Just throw some money. Come on, Payne. Neck. Neck. Yes. Who said that? Owen Alright Nick

Who's on the sticks back there? They are a fast type You know it's TJ I think Zuz on a rotary keyboard When he's back there Alright here we go next round Good first round Champions are made in the second round Double points All right, here we go. Next round. Good first round. Good first round.

Champions are made in the second round. Double points. Tell me something that's known as a blood sucker. Vampire. Vampire. Good answer. A little bit scary. Mosquito.

Mosquito. Great answer. Leech. Leech. Leech. Tommy. Leech. Leech.

Put in leech. Tommy. Best answer. Show me Jews. He's Jewish in leech. Tommy. Best answer. Show me juice. He's Jewish. He's Jewish. He's Jewish. I can say that. I can say it.

But Brandon did whisper that to him. Yeah, he did. He said that. He said it before I did. Tommy, why is your dad laughing so hard? Peter Thiel. Come on, clown clowns 20 seconds They're mad because I took juice from them

It was alright I don't know Come on I don't know I don't know. Come on. I don't know. I don't know. Wives. Wives. Oh, you were saying tick.

Oh, I thought you were saying the clock. Yeah, me too. Wow. Brandon would rather have a double entendre than a perfect board, dickhead. All right, so you guys are still in the lead. You guys are still in the lead. Still in the lead. That's all right.

Here we go. Last round. Name guys are still in the lead. Still in the lead. That's all right. Here we go. Last round. Name something that follows the word roller. Paint. Roller paint. Roller. Oh, no. Oh, no.

I know what you were thinking. Roller coaster. I'm on your side. Good answer. Good answer. There we go. Roller blade. Blade.

Good answer, Tommy. Yeah, Tommy. Roller. Roller. Roller Yeah, Tommy. Roller. Roller. Roller. Roller. I think Blade would be two. You think Blade would be two?

Roller. Roller. Rink. Rink. Roller. Rink. Rink. Rink.

Rink. Rink. Show me Rink. Show me Rink. Rink. Skate. Skate. Skate.

I was going to say, is it too close to Blade? Try it. Try it. Try it. Skate. Try it going to say, is it too close to blame? Try it. Try it. Try it. Skate. Try it. Nice. Brandon's not following the rules.

He decided he would play. Actually, no. It is clowns only, so you can keep playing, Brandon. Clowns? Good answer. Good answer. Brandon's a clown. What did we miss?

Okay, Kirby. You did say that. All right, so now it's fast money. You guys know how fast money works? No. It's just one answer for each question, and you're trying to get, obviously, the top answer for each question.

Making fast money is a feat in its own right. Yes, you guys are very good at this game. I'll read it, and you answer. Quick. You got to go fast. Name a public place where you right. Yes, you guys are very good at this game. I'll read it and you answer. Quick. You got to go fast. Name a public place where you might see quarreling lovers make a scene. Quarreling lovers. Go.

You got to go fast. The streets. The streets. The streets. Good answer. Good answer. Give me another word for desire. I think Tommy just said home.

No. No. Passion. Passion. Passion. Passion. Passion. Passion. You got to hurry up. You got to hurry up.

Name a place you wouldn't want to be stuck with someone who has a cold. Closet. Closet. Name an animal that eats mice. Cats. Cats. Cats. Name something starting with the letter B.

A man might teach his dog to fetch. Ball. Ball. Ball. Good answer. Ball? Okay, ball. I was going to say bone. Or beer.

Ball is good too. Zero. Passion. Nine. This one is going to be a zero. Oh, no. This is big. 70.

Oh, you're going to get it. Yeah. Damn, clowns. 70. Oh, you're going to get it. Yeah. Damn, clowns. Wow. You guys are good. Yeah. That was great. There was no reason for you to do that.

We just like to have everyone play a game of Family Feud to get on our level. Get the adrenaline going. I feel it. I think we should go. So you guys, maybe if you guys go get balloon animals and start making balloon animals. While we bob. while we bob, that's a good next act for this show. Do you want us to bring it in here?

Yeah. Well, where's it comfortable? I mean, you could also make them right there on the couch and we could keep flashing you. Yeah, maybe if you stand right there in class. Yeah, if you sit on the couch, make a bunch and then bring them in. Yeah, perfect. We're going to bob. It's going to get messy.

All right. All right. Thank you, perfect. We're going to bob. It's going to get messy. All right. Thank you, guys. A little bit of a... This is like we're doing scene changes. I like this. We don't know how to determine the order of the bob. Okay. Can Tommy determine it?

Tommy. It seems fair to go by height. Let's get a cup. I think we get a cup. And who can ever fill the cup up with their own blood fastest? It's to go first. Nah, Brandon's on the rag right now, brother. Just wring her out.

Oh, man, the show already rules. You can just sit over there, I guess. That was act one of like a 12-act play. Are we going to do an intermission? That was like the mini movie. Are you changing your blood? Yeah, me changing my gauze will be the intermission. I like your litmus test with the Jews to see what they're –

Just set the vibe. I didn't check that they laughed. They laughed. Okay. So they are definitely anti-Semites. What's next? Racism next? Yep, yep.

No, no, no. All right. How do we do the order? Steven, give us something. Trivia? How about we do the age game? Wait. So can we just hunt?

Are we blindfolding ourselves while we do it? Or can we hunt out the numbers we want? This is an honor system. Blindfold by natural blindfold. I've never bobbed for apples before. I can't. I don't have the mouth. He does not have the mouth.

Yeah. Let's see your mouth again. Very small mouth. Very small mouth. Show it again. Show it again. Look at that. Kyle. Oh, my God.

They are quickly doing ballooning. Wow. They're going to work. Oh, my God. Wow. Go to the balloon. They are going to fucking work the ballooning. Wow.

That's really fast. Can they do a shark and a duck? Oh, yes. Yes. Holy crap. They are going to fucking work a balloon out. That's really fast. Can they do a shark and a duck? Oh, yes. Yes. Holy crap. They are going to work. A shark. Yeah, you like that?

Shark. Shark and a duck. Shark and a duck. Shark and a duck. We'll recreate it in there. In the water. Okay. This guy.

This guy is fucking good. Yeah. We're getting Dan's money's worth. He wants a hat. He's making you a hat're getting Dan's money's worth. He wants a hat. He's making you a hat. He ain't making a shark. He's making you a hat. Who's distracting the clowns out there?

Who's distracting the clowns? We're putting in a special request. Oh, nice. Okay, nice. If it's a penis, I'll be very upset. Let's just keep it on this shot. He's making a hat. And we can put the apples in the middle.

Yeah, right there. So you can basically bob going that way. Don't eat the M&M's yet, Tommy. And we'll keep that. No, he can eat the bob going that way. Don't eat the M&M's yet, Tommy. No, he can eat the M&M's. Put it up there and then we'll bob facing that way so you can see the... Yeah, yeah. I think we should bob up top. No, because there's wires everywhere.

Oh. Let's get them wet. Put it in front of the podium. Let's get the wires wet. Oh, in front of the podium, he said. Steven, how should we decide the order for bobbing? Our special guest yesterday, Vinny Hacker, has a certain number of followers on Twitter. Who is the closest? 674,000.

Hold on, without going over. Vinny Hacker has a certain amount of Twitter followers. 674,000. 579,000. I'm. Oh. 674,000. 579,000. I'm going to go with 400,000. He's probably new to Twitter because he's a TikTok kid. I'm going to say lower, 230,000.

I'm going to go with three. Are you someone writing these down? I feel like Rowan looked it up. I'm going to go 140. Are you accusing me of cheating? I'm on camera. That's not cheating. You didn't know this was going to be a thing. I'm going to go 572.

Wait, I just did 579. He came up on my Twitter feed. 811, okay. Okay. KB's got it, I think. What was your guess, Brandon? 579. Okay.

What did I guess? 572. Oh, fuck. Yeah. You fucked up. I fucked up. Who has the lowest? I went 411,000.

How many does he have? 139,000. No. Oh, Tommy's guess is on it. Damn. Rowan over. Rowan over. So Brandon got first.

Wait, what was Brandon's? 579. Brandon first. And I went 572. I went 811, so I went over, so I'm last. I also went over, so I'm last too. Well, no, that's just Brandon goes first. Now we've got to figure out the rest of the order, so do another question.

Guys, I want to get my face painted, but I don't want to do it before the Bob. Yeah, no, we've got to Bob before we face paint, but we are going to face paint. You don't have any face painting area. Okay, so you go second for the Bob, then, since you want to get your face painted. Yeah, that's fair. I think that's fair. All right. Thanks, Ron.

Give us another question, Steven. So we have one and two determined. Who's one and two? Brandon one, Nick two. We have the order based on that question. Oh, okay. But I jump up. All right.

So what is... Nick goes second. So I'm three? So... Shouldn't I just get the choice of when I go? No, we have Brandon one, Big Cat, two, Sass, three, Owen, four, Nick, five, Roan, six, and KB, eight. KB's about to enter. Sorry, KB's just seven.

So who's seven? Yeah, why'd you say seven? All right, so Brandon, here we go. It's Owen. Seven. Seven is KB. So Brandon, are you ready? Brandon, are you ready to bob?

And how many seconds are we giving him to bob? And, Brandon, you have to keep the headset on when you're bobbing. I don't think that's... I want to hear... What if one of us drowns in the bucket? Can we do a clown check? Clown check. They are making so many balloon animals.

No, no, no. You got to bob yourself, Brandon. Holy shit, that's a lot of balloon animals. Holy crap. Oh, man. Whoa. bob yourself, Brandon. Holy shit, that's a lot of balloon animals. Holy crap. Oh, man. Don't say crap. Say shit. Hey, your dad doesn't have headphones on. You can say shit.

No, don't. He can't hear you. Don't say shit. Whatever you do, don't say shit. No, put your hand in there. Get your gross hand out of there. And now put your mouth in. Get your hand out. Get your gross hand out there and. And now put your mouth in. Get your gross hand out there. Get your head in there. No.

Stop. Yes, but don't put your hands in there. Close your eyes and put your mouth in. We're all going to put our mouth in there. Go. You don't need to mix them up. Why not? I can see the numbers.

I think you should just close your eyes, asshole. Close your eyes. Go. Close your eyes. I didn't mean to say, asshole. You. Yeah. Tommy, yeah. I didn't mean to say asshole. You. Yeah. Yeah.

Tommy, yeah. I didn't realize how disgusting this was until right now. Me and KB got COVID this way. Really? Tommy, look how vulnerable your dad looks. Look what you could do. Look at that. Get in there.

Ew. Go, Bob. Bob. Bob. He's looking at them all. Ew. That's fine. All right, I'll Bob with Bob. Bob. He's looking at them all. I'll bob with you. If you don't bob, we're all bobbing together. No, no, no. It goes 30 seconds. You get 30 seconds

to bob. 30 seconds, Bob. Go. He's going for stem. What an asshole. If he doesn't get it in 30 seconds, I get to jump in. Assholes go for stem. Oh, he got it. That was pretty good. All right, here we go. 30 seconds. If I don't get an apple in 30 seconds, the next person gets to also bob with me.

Yep, that's right. Two men in the tub. Who's number three? Me. Who's number three? Sass. Me. Sass.

All right, here we go. I'm not bobbing with you. What? Then you lose your spot. Just hurry up. Then you lose your spot. Tell me where the top is. I'd rather lose my spot.

Wait, you need to arch your back more. Trust me. Go. Wow. Oh, fuck. That's sexy. It's kind of hot. It's kind of hot. I'd rather lose my spot Wait you need to arch your back Go Wow Oh fuck that's sexy It's kinda hot It's kinda hot Oh no Sash

You're gonna have to dive in there man Oh no Oh no Oh he's going for eight He's going for eight Shut up He didn't know that Oh yeah Oh he's going for eight. He's going for eight. Shut up. He didn't know that. Oh, yeah.

Oh, he's going for one. Oh, he's getting wet strings. That's the word. Eight. Sass, get ready. You're on ten. Seven, six, five, four, three, two. Go in, Sass.

Go, go, go. It's like Royal Rumble. Go, go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. It's like Royal Rumble. Go, go. Go, go, go. Dive in. Go, go, go. Dive in. I want to bob with him.

You have to bob with him. Ew, don't touch that. Just go in. Our mouths are going in there. It doesn't matter if we touch them. Yeah. No, go in there. Bob, get in.

Do you guys wash your apples? Sass, you have to go in. Get away from me. If he's 30 seconds do i go yes we gotta get a new way to pick the order it's good he's licking all the apples go in go in mark your territory right now you're not even wet they're too big brandon brandon did it oh and you're, you're in. You're in. Get in. Go, go, go.

What the fuck are we doing? There's a lot of balloon animals. Get in there, Owen. Atta boy. Am I next? Am I next? Yeah. Tell me when.

Get in there, Nick. Get in. You're in. Five, three, two, one. You're in. Okay Two One You're in Okay big catch out Oh it was out Four

Wow You actually bid it off Big catch Get in there Who's next Big catch Wow Oh Nick went right to it

Big catch The one you The one you got The one you got Kimmy get in Kimmy go go The one you got. Jimmy, get in. Jimmy, go, go. Oh, here's a towel.

Here's a towel. That was disgusting. Oh, there's still one left. We have more apples than people? Oh, there's one for Chad. Yeah, there's one for Chad. Chad gets the last one. Stop trying to get the stem. Go get it.

I already sucked that stem on number eight, KB. Trying to get that stem. That was just closer than I ever had to be. Oh! KB! All right. Act two is complete. Way to go, guys.

Good job. Wow. The apple left was one. Oh, Jesus Christ. We've got to do it again. Bullshit. We've got to do it all again. He's got to get it in less than 30 seconds.

Yeah. Or else. He has to get it. If he doesn't get it he has to if he doesn't get it here anyone else need the towel my face is clean my face is clean

and ready for paint alright um so I literally watched Big Cat lick one of the apples oh yeah

oh yeah I was trying to grab it by the stem I was fucking using my teeth it's Che coming in um that was disgusting

but was it fun? That was fun. Can we get, Brandon, we should get a seat for Tommy because he's not going to talk in the mic. You should sit in your mic seat. Tommy, where's the headphones? No, the clowns wear the headphones.

Tommy, try it with me. Is the audio weird to you guys? Yes, it is. Hopefully it's fine for the people. Okay. Really warm water. Yeah, like hot. Like grossly warm. Almost hot.

That was the first time I've used a shower. I felt peed in, and then Big Cat was breathing on me, and it was maybe ten times hotter. Yeah. It was hot. I'm sorry, man. It was a surface heater. So what's that?

So that's act two. What should we do? There's chlorine in there. What's he doing? Act three, what do we do? He doesn't want to look. Should we reveal ingredients? Or should we get some balloon animals?

Yeah, let's get some balloon animals. They've been working their butts off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's go balloon animals. Act three, act three. They waved us off. They waved us off. They're waving us off. Wow.

Did he make nunchucks? They're not just making animals, though. He made a gun. He made a gun. Oh. Let's do some animal reveals. So if you want to put on that mic right there. Oh, you're coming around on clowns.

Whoever wants to put on. We only have one mic right there. No, we got both. We have the stand-up and the headset. Yeah, the stand-up and the headset. Oh, they both work? Stand-up's not plugged into work? Stand-up's not plugged into anything?

Stand-up's not plugged into anything. So if you want to put on the headset, Faith, and tell us what they are. Is this a balloon militia we got going on right now? All right, so what did we make?

Faith, tell us what we made. Okay, Johnny, you want a demo? Sure. So we got a bunny right here. This is our bunny rabbit. It's a bunny rabbit. I like him. Yeah, good answer. Good answer, good answer. A very funky hat. This is our bunny rabbit. It's a bunny rabbit. I like him. Yeah.

Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. A very funky hat. I'll take the hat. I'll take the hat. I'll take the hat. How many weapons do you have?

We got a couple. A couple weapons. We got a ray gun. A ray gun. A ray gun. Anybody want this? Tommy. Tommy.

Tommy got a ray gun. Let me get the bazooka. Oh, shoot. Oh, Tommy. Tommy's got all the guns. Tommy. Look at gun. Let me get the bazooka, though. Oh, shoot. Oh, Tommy. Tommy's got all the guns. Tommy. Look at Tommy. Nunchucks.

I'll take the nunchucks. Nunchucks? Oh, damn. Yes. Wow. What's that? What's that? Flower?

Oh, dog. Another very strange hat. Give that to Sass. Sass needs the hat. Sass, take that hat, please. Put it on. Thank you. the hat. Sass, take that hat, please. Put it on. Thank you. What is this?

Oh, yeah, I was in the midst of making that braided hat. Wait, how cool? KB would take a super cool hat. A super cool hat. Faith, what do you got in your hand? This is a sword. Oh, ooh. May I?

Give that to Roan, yeah, please. Did you get anything, Nick? Oh, and do you want a dog? There's a dog. Oh, yeah, give that to Roan. I've always wanted a dog. His parents never let him have one. Oh, Nick? Oh, and do you want a dog? There's a dog. Oh, yeah. Give that to him. I've always wanted a dog. His parents never let him have one. Oh, in?

Oh, wow. Heck yeah. Heck yeah. Take it. Take it, KB. See, I knew that was the right choice. I was mid-grade. That looks like Thanksgiving.

Fuck yes. Oh, man, this is fun. Does everyone have a balloon? Yes. Okay, we can't continue the package until we know. Everybody's got a balloon. All right, so what do we do next? That was a good intermission.

It's time to unveil our ingredients. Do we want to face paint someone? Nick? Somebody want to get face paint? Can you do the Prime Minister of Canada? No. I don't know about that one. Yeah, I'll do face paint.

Okay, so Nick, how do we set up face paint? What's the setup like? I just need a table for my stuff. Can we do the cube? Just have Nick sit on the cube. Yeah. Okay. How long will a standard face paint take?

A couple minutes, two minutes. Why don't you sit out there, Nick, and then come back in? Yeah, come with me. Yeah, let's do it out there, and then Nick will come back in. Perfect. Nick alone or me too? You are welcome to join us. Come on.

Yeah, I think so. I mean, you can only do one at a time, right? Yeah. So we probably need more people to talk. No, no, you probably need some emotional support, Nick. Wouldn't it be better if KB was there kind of holding your hand and being next? Nobody's ever been injured while I painted their face. No, it's not that.

It's more, you know. You don't want to. KB, why don't you get out there with them? You just know with them, too. Yeah, KB, get out there. You don't want anything happening. Your face is on the graphic. Yeah, but so is yours.

Do you want to just go together? Can someone do me a favor? And Nick, can you make sure that our security guard has this? Because I think that's probably something that he should have. Oh, we should check all our guns in with the security guard. Make sure he's sitting there with that hat on. I'd like to see that visual real quick. We should turn all of them in.

We're doing a gun buyback, actually. It's $100 a gun. Here we go. He's going to put it on? Yeah, he's going to put it on. There it is buyback, actually. It's $100 a gun. Here we go. Here we go. He's going to put it on. Yeah, yeah. He's going to put it on. There it is. Tick egg.

I love it. I love it. Looks like he's got a tick coming out of his head. Tommy, you see this guy? Tommy, look at this guy. Tommy, look at this guy. Oh, put it back on. No, put it back on. Boo. Boo. Tommy you see this guy

Not you not you Yeah, Spider-man, what do you want yours as All right, so Tommy go out there though Tommy go out there go out with Nick Yeah Yeah, we'll get you face painted as well Tommy, go out there, though. Tommy, go out there. Go out with Nick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We'll get you face painted as well. What are you doing? This isn't even a show anymore.

We're just having fun. Nick's going to have him paint a swastika on Tommy's face. Yeah, that's messed up. Upvote the stream. See my thumb? Upvote the stream. What happened to your thumb? 10x upvote. I cut into a bagel, and I just went straight into my thumb.

This was at the office? Yes. Was it an everything bagel? Yes. They weren't cooked. They were just dough. They were super soft, and it just whoop right through. We've got to find a new bagel spot.

It's terrible. You're going to file a worker's comp on this? No, I just really just want to stop bleeding because I really don't want to have to go get stitches, but it was two hours. We'll do an undressing at the midpoint. Yeah, an hour and a half in I was still very much bleeding. Now this will be, at one o'clock it will be about

two and a half hours since I first cut it. So, if I'm still bleeding that's probably a problem, right? You just don't want them to attempt to take your thumb. If they took your thumb, that's your Texan thumb. They'll throw your whole body off, too. Well, if you lose your thumb, it kind of doesn't separate. You go lower down on the scale of animals.

You become a hooved animal. Are we treating out clips from the axe, Steven? This isn't the face paint I thought she was going to do. Oh, she's trying to rush. Is she doing Bowie? Yeah, yeah. She's trying to get on to the next one. Maybe she's just really quick and talented.

What else do we have the magicians do? No, sorry. Clowns do it? We got the bunny out there that's not doing anything. Let's unleash the bunny in here while they're doing that. Who's the bunny? The bunny will bite up all the wires. What?

There's a live one. There's a live bunny? There's a dead one, too. Oh. Yeah. I'd rather the dead one What? There's a live one. There's a live bunny? There's a dead one, too. Oh. Yeah. I'd rather the dead one. Let's drown the dead one. Yeah.

And really make sure he's dead. Oh, shit. KB, that girl was giving you, like, eyes. I know. Did you see that? I think she wants to fuck. I don't know. I just noticed something, KB.

Like, when she was looking at you, she kept on, like, touching her hair and, like, her face. Does that mean that she's, like, self-conscious and thinking? It seemed a little, like, desperate. Do you think if you... No. I was, like, make it a little more obvious. Do you think if you took her home and you, you know, maybe started hooking up, like, would it be, like,

an endless handkerchief coming out of her vagina? Jesus. Oh, no. In some way. Do not fuck this up. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry she's also like you're way taller than her wow significance like you're a you're towering over her like a skyscraper that's what she was saying

she was like who's that tall guy with the funny hat with the braided hat relatively speaking his hat looks like some hollow bread alright so

alright we should wait for what's the tip what's the tip situation with the clown That looks like some hollow bread. All right, so we should wait for you. What's the tip situation with the clown? 200%. Dan's got it. You are supposed to tip them. Can I smoke a cig? I was going to give him $100.

Is that fair? I'd love a cig. $100 fair? How long are we having for? An hour? A piece. A piece? Yeah.

How much is it? The fuck, dude? We have it for the full two hours. Oh, we have Nick's face. She's painting a man She's painting a man Who's probably older than her His face Painting a basketball

On his face Alright fine I'll fucking do it Does Big Cat hate tipping? No I think so I just didn't know I did this for Brandon's son

No I never asked for this Yeah you did You begged for it No I I was staunchly against the clown idea He's got the reds Look Tommy's having a blast Brandonunchly against the cloud idea. Who's got the Reds? Look, Tommy's having a blast.

Brandon, where are the Reds at? Are you sitting on the Reds? The cigarettes? Yeah. Let's rip one. Let's rip a cig. While the boys are going. Boys, what was your ingredient strategy?

Oh, yeah. You want to talk about that real quick? So I went to a proper grocery store, and I just started grabbing everything I could find that had the letters that we were looking for. So I have, like, four different types of each one. And then I went as so far as once I got off the train, I saw the Taco Bell, and I even got an extra two tacos just to add for the tease. So do we unveil, then we go through and draft, right? Okay. So what's the unveil? Would you do we unveil, then we go through and draft, right? Okay. So what's the unveil?

Would you like to unveil? Y'all smoking cigarettes? Yeah, why not? For real? Okay. Hey, make sure you ash in the water. Please. Uh-oh.

Everyone in the studios. Just looking for sprinklers, making sure we don't have a doomsday situation. I'm sure it'll be fine. I smoke cigars. We don't have equipment in here. I smoke a cigar after I won the national championship. We should have rid of all the equipment anyway. Does Tommy want to see?

Yeah, does Tommy want one? It's one of those things, like, listen, he's going to try it eventually. Should he do it in the comfort of- I'd rather he drinks at home. He's at that age. All right, Here comes Nick. They must be so good. Dude, you look sick, dude.

Nick. Nick with a little nicotine. Put those glasses back on. Let's see the whole thing. Wow. Hell yes, dude. All right. All right, let me take a picture of you, Nick.

I'm just going to do a running Twitter thread. Sigday on the yak. You of you, Nick. I'm just going to do a running Twitter thread. Sig Day on the yak. You got it, Nick. Sig Day is the best. You feel good. No, I'm buzzing already. The Reds? I only smoke when I'm with my boys in an unventilated room.

I got to go home today. My parents are going to be like, thank you. Kyle just broke sobriety. Do we show our ingredients now? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, let's do it. Just us guys. Put out the six.

Put out the six. I love how Faith put the teeth above my mouth. Throw them in the six. Put out the six. Put out the six. I love how Faith put the teeth above my mouth. Throw them in the bin. Put them in the bin. My tea is Tate's Cookies. Tate's Cookies. All right, so we're doing teas all the way around?

Teas all the way around. All right, teas all the way around. Now, should I show all my teas or just a couple of my teas? Show one of your teas. Okay. Like you're breastfeeding. Yeah. I'm just tweeting this out some more. Getting some people liking it.

Just like it. Just going to keep going. Now it smells like a casino. Now I'm feeling right. Alright. So nice. Got big numbers. 7,500 people. Let's go. Why? What do you numbers. 7,500 people. Let's go.

Why? What do you mean? This is a great show. It's a great show right now. Shout out to everyone. Please upvote. Please upvote. Please upvote.

Look at my thumb. Please upvote. So now we need to see Nicky's tea? Nicky's tea. Dude, I'm buzzing off that scene. Oh! Was that shit? Was that shit, dude?

I don't know. Thousand Island Dressing. Can I actually get one real quick? Just because I want to feel that buzz, please. Thank you. You can get it out the air.

You can't make us put out our scenes. I'm going to have two puffs and I'm going to put it out. Two puffs will get you fucking flying. Two puffs. Two puffs.

Feels unfair. Two puffs. Two puffs. Two puffs and then I'm out. Two puffs. Oh, no. Mighty is... Two puffs. Two puffs. Two puffs and then I'm out. Two puffs. Oh, no. My tea is... Two puffs.

Two puffs. A Twix bar. Twix. That's a first round pick. Twix. That's a first round pick. I have two teas. Do we show off both of them?

Just one tea. Show off one tea. Because then we could use that as mystery items. Okay. My tea... So are we putting them out there? Or... Yeah.

Oh, yeah. We probably should. We have the ashtray. My tea is two and a little alliteration here, two tacos. Two tacos. They're a little cold.

They're actually really cold. What are the odds here that they call up Child Protective Services? Two tacos. Pretty good. I have a question about procedure. Can I have a procedure question? Are we going to put the T's out there, then draft the T's before we get to the O's? No.

No. When are we going to do that? We're going to have a full. It's got the letter. It's going to get confusing with everything on the table. No, it's not. Absolutely not. You can see what letter they start with, Brandon.

All right. I would have loved. I didn't know we were going round two. Are we doing round two of the six? A fleet of Tom's chocolates. Oh, a fleet of Tom's. A fleet of chocolates. Some really nice chocolates.

We got a long show here, so we don't need to smoke all the six too early. Yeah, you're right. I just want the buzz. The buzz. I saw Roan's buzz, and I was like, fuck off. Saw my eyes glass over. My pupils dilated. Big Cat, you're driving.

Puff, puff, pass, boys. You give it to him? Yeah, please. I'm so big now. Oh, shit. Take a picture of Brandon with the cig. I got turkey dinner. Yeah, now.

What? Turkey dinner. Okay. Is that a Gerber's? All right, we'll throw that out. Yeah, throw that out. Do clowns want to smoke cigarettes? Is that baby food?

We warned them about the cigarettes before. Yeah, we did. We actually said it was going to be a heavy cigarette. Chase still has to bob for his apple, by the way. All right, so what was yours? What was yours, Ron? Mine was chocolates. Tony's chocolates.

Oh, nice. Yeah, Tony's really nice fleet of chocolates. Okay, I should have gone with my nice tea. Sass, what's your tea? I don't have a nice tea, actually. Blue Heat's Takis. Oh! Woo-hoo!

Hachitos and Takis. Come on, now. Come on, Hachis. Come on. Hachitos and Takis. Good one. on Haki Come on Hachitos and Taki Good one Throw it up there Put it up there Sassy

We go O's Go O's O's O's O's O's And who better to start off the O's And here comes Tommy

Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy

Tommy You got the same exact thing I got? You got more intricate though Brandon can you please go get face painted please? No Come on I think everyone should I think you

Brandon you gotta get face painted It'll mean a lot to me Whatever you want Reveal your O first I think eventually everyone should Reveal your O Yeah get him My O

And do your M as well Oreos He's gonna do Brandon's gonna do his M real quick. Muscles. Muscles. Fucking free. You twisted free.

Keep them separate. You didn't have to. Brandon, go get face painted. I have a big bag of oats. Smart, smart. I saw them. All right, my O. Orange Tic Tacs.

Not bad. Yeah, could have been my tea as well. Good topping. Yeah, a little topping. Orange Tic Tacs. I'm in the same family. I got straight up oranges. Speaking of, I got orange soda mix.

Orange soda mix. Thank you. Brutal. Brutal. Brutal. What's Brandon going to get? I don't know. I wonder. Okay.

And yours? I got original bitchin' sauce. Oh. Nice. What's in it? I don't know. I think like a peanut butter base. It's almond.

Almond. That's actually not bad I don't know. I think like a peanut butter base. It's almond. Almond. That's actually not bad. I got double stuffed Oreo. Nice. Wait, wait. Keep these by the side. What superhero should Brandon get? How about Ant-Man?

No, get Spider-Man. Yeah, Spider-Man. Captain America. What about Black Panther? Spider-Man. Yeah, it could be Black Panther. Brandon wants the Buddhist symbol for good luck right on his forehead. Tommy, keep yours to yourself because you actually have good items.

Yeah, you have to keep those for us. I actually got you good things. Yeah, those are your items for yours. It's a delicious treat. All right. And the M's. And then we have the My. And then we have My.

Mango. Mango. Not bad. Not bad. Okay. Ow. Tommy, can you open up these chips for me? That hurt.

Tommy, can we get it on Tommy real quick? He's going to open these chips. Thanks, man. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. You stay away. Oh, no.

Put the chips down. Tommy, we'll give you a cigarette if you put the chips down. One cigarette, Tommy. Do you smell cigarettes in here? What does it smell like in here? Cigarettes? Put the chips down. Tommy will give you a cigarette if you put the chips down. One cigarette, Tommy. Do you smell cigarettes in here? What does it smell like in here? Cigarettes? Yeah, it does. All right.

What's your M? Does it smell like a place? Oh! Fresh mozzarella. Mozzarella. All right. My M. Should I go nice M or mean M? Mean M. Mean M. Nice M. Should I go nice M or mean M?

Mean M. Mean M. Nice M. Okay. Well, we could all eat some marshmallows. Yeah, we'll eat those. We'll eat those. Kyle, why don't you chubby bunny?

You already opened them up. I'll chubby bunny. Instead, I'm going to do some Indian masala. Masala. Not bad. Not bad. Not too bad, actually. No, that's not that bad.

Actually, you might draft that one. I got a really nice Monterey Jack cheese. Monterey Jack. Sprinkled so it should fold well into the ice cream. Beautiful. Okay. That'll melt into it. We have eight more pints.

That's funny. Oh, my God. I got maca powder. It's the superfood of Inca warriors. That's right. Love it, KB. Maca, maca, maca. Way to be, KB.

How do you put something to drink? I got muscle milk. Muscle milk. Muscle milk. Add a little protein to that. Why not? Muscle milk. Arecle milk. Muscle milk. Add a little protein to that. Why not? Muscle milk.

Are we doing Mize? Yep. I got bean dip. Bean dip. Wait, so Tommy gets all the Mize, and at the end, Tommy is going to be able to give us all the Mize? Don't put it on the queue. Put it by Tommy. Okay.

Go ahead. Nick, by Tommy. Okay. Go ahead. Nick, you're my hot chip. Oh, no. One hot chip. That's a really bad one. That ruins your day. I'm going to have to go to the store. Who has the last pick?

What are you fucking looking at? Never seen a cat man before? All right, my, my. I will go with quail eggs. Quail eggs. Oh, fuck. Wait, do you have to cook those? Really nice.

Quail eggs. You'll just yolk them up. Gentle care. Really nice. You barely have to cook quail eggs. Sass is freaking out. That's the worst one by a mile. Quail eggs.

That's a fucking... What is that? That's a Vivert move. You guys want me to do something different? No, no, quail eggs. You said quail eggs. No, no, no. Quail eggs.

Quail eggs. Quail eggs. I got chocolate quinoa crisps. Thatail eggs. Okay. Quail eggs. Quail eggs. I got chocolate quinoa crisps. Ooh, nice. That's a nice topping. That's a nice topping. Good top, good top. That's good.

All right. With care, please. With care, with care. With care. Is that everybody's miles? No, KB and Sass. I got jelly beans. Look at Brandon. Oh, shit. Is that everybody's minds? No, KB and Sass. I got jelly beans.

Look at Brandon. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Brandon, you look absolutely goofy. Kyle, she asked about you. Jelly beans and Sass. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out, time out. She did not ask about you.

What did she just say? She asked about you. She did not ask about you Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. Time out. Time out. She did not ask about you. What did she just say? She asked about you. She did not ask about you. I'm going to go get painted. I'm going to be a war boy from Mad Max. Okay. KB, you want to go get painted? Jelly beans and egg salad. No, only one.

Only one. Boys, what are we thinking? Are you getting painted or should I? The jelly beans. I'm going to get painted first. Are you going to be a war boy from Mad Max? I'm going to be a war boy from Mad Max. We all are getting face painted, correct?

Yes. We have to. Sass. Sass. I have to go to the hospital later. I'm going to go to the hospital with face painted. I have to go on the Amtrak. Okay, just wash it off.

You'll be fine. You'll have an hour. Does it wash off? I don't know if it's hard to get off. Sass. It's child's face paint. If it washes off, then yeah, I'll do it. Hell yeah.

Owen just cucked you. Owen, what the fuck? Wow off then yeah I'll do it What the fuck Wow Silently just What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck I said fuck Tommy Jersey Jerry you're live on air

We're on the yak right now Can you have somebody let me in the building Yeah okay I will, yes Thank you, Dan Okay, alright, see you, Jerry Okay, bye Alright, bye Does he mean this building or

No, my house Oh No, I'm just kidding, the Hoboken Hoboken Imagine if Jerry was Just at your house Hanging out at my house So what happened when I was gone?

The ingredients came out And they got way worse This is by far the worst sass shoot we've ever had to do. Do your mine? I don't have any mines. I didn't think we had to bring mine.

Yours is egg salad. Yours is egg salad. You don't have to get it. That's the one you submitted. Oh, okay. But you might get it. Macaroons as an M. That's a good one.

That's tasty and scrumptious. You're a good man. We're going to fuck you over. Well, I did muscles too. They're out there. We have some good ingredients. Some good ingredients and some bad ones.

Why is everybody being such a jerk about this? About what? This is all going to be terrible. One time you brought plastic children's toys once and foam ice cream. Yeah, you brought completely inedible. You made KB eat silly string. You made me eat silly string. And you win every single time.

And so, not today. Stop, Tommy. No, no. I'll play. I'll play. You made me eat silly string. And you win every single time. And so not today. Stop, Tommy. No, no. I'll play. I'll play. Just relax. Just do it. No, no, no.

Don't. Do it, Tommy. Do it. It's kind of weird that the dude doesn't do face paint either, right? He face paints the girls. He picked that up. He's been at it for four years. It's like you're just standing there not helping.

Don't tip him. Tip her. Faith out. Tip her $200. Yeah. Don't tip him shit. I can't take $200. Yeah. Don't tip him shit. I can't take you seriously right now. You're going to get yours painted too.

Yeah, I know. Tommy, relax. I'm going to go next. If there's another feline, no more felines. We've hit our quote. What about a lion? I won't go feline. Yeah, you can go lion.

Or what about a black cat? All right, so what do we do? So now we've got to just kind of get some time until face painting's done. Well, you're about to do the thumb reveal in four minutes, right? Can we get Boy Clown in here to do magic? Boy Clown can do some magic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's Boy Clown doing with himself?

All right, Boy Clown, I'm going to take a piss. Boy Clown's going to do some magic. I'll pee and then do my face paint. All right. You're going to tell Boy Clown? Boy Clown. Get Boy Clown in here, Tommy. Go get Boy Clown.

Wait a second. What the fuck is this? What? Owen cheated? What do you mean? There's video of him grabbing the apple with his hand. No. Wait a minute.

I did the same. I grabbed the apple with my hand, too. Wait, did you guys actually? You all cheated. Go get it, Tommy. You guys are zero fun. Look at that. Well, I just couldn't get it.

I couldn't get it either. Big Cat's face was too close, Tommy. You guys are zero fun. Look at that. Well, I just couldn't get it. I couldn't get it either. Big Cat's face was too close gone. Tommy, I dunked myself. I tried to actually get it with my chin. You guys all cheated. Well, there's got to be a new order. Cheating is not the right word. Rebob.

Rebob in the cigarette water. Cheating is not the right word. Rebob in the cigarette water. All right, what are we doing with this? All right, I'm going next with... Hello, boy clown. Okay, what is that? Yeah, yeah, shit. Explain yourself.

All right. Tommy, you host the show for right now. Yeah, Tommy, you sit here. You don't have to host. Boy clown, you host. Yes. Sure, yeah. Hey, guys, how's it going?

Good. Are you going to pop when you sit? Are you going to pop into your balloons when you sit? There we go. Into the mic, brother. Do you have any magic you can do right now in the interim? Any magic? I could have a cigarette if you'd like.

I mean, if I have a penny, sure. I could do one magic trick. Can we get him a penny? Or a piece of paper. I could do a piece of paper. Basically the same thing. There's a piece of paper right there. Look at this. Standard piece of paper. Basically the same thing. Yeah. There's a piece of paper right there. Yeah. Great.

If you look at this standard piece of paper, nothing has been done to modify this piece of paper. The people can investigate it. Very nice. Okay, great. So I'm just going to rip some of this piece of paper off, right? Okay. Just like a little corner.

Okay. All right, here we go. Okay. Well, now it's no good. Yeah, now the paper's ruined. Okay. We already got to- Oh, even better. Thanks, Bob. He's doing a paper trick right now. Okay. Well, now it's no good. Yeah, now the paper's ruined. Okay. Oh, perfect.

Oh, even better. He's doing a paper trick right now. Okay. So I have this piece of paper in my hand, right? Mm-hmm. And I'm going to put it behind my back, and I want you guys to guess what hand it's in. Okay, okay.

This sounds all right. Seems rather elementary. Just relax. All right, Tommy, do you want to be the first one to guess? All right. Okay. What hand is it in? Neither. Oh, no. Neither you want to be the first one to guess? All right. Okay. What hand is it in? Neither.

Oh, no. Pick a hand. Pick a hand. Give him a mic, Brandon. Do it honest. This one? No. All right. It's not in this one either.

I knew it. Oh. Actually. It is here. Wow. Wow. Look at that. Pop is here.

Pretty wild. Tommy, how did you know that Are you magic too Yeah because I already knew this trick I've seen this trick How does it work then We're gonna try one more time Maybe

This is gonna be a little trickier This will be a little trickier Ready Ready Okay so he's got his hands Behind his back right now Something's happening Oh yeah

Something big is happening, Tommy. I hope you're on the edge of your seat. You want a cigarette, clown? No, I'm good. Thank you. You're an actor. You smoke, right? All right.

One hand. Neither. Neither? Come on, Tommy. All right, you're right. God damn it. Hey, Tommy, what? Hold up.

Oh. Now there's two of them. What? Whoa! What the hell? How did that happen? It's broken. I see. What do you mean? It's broken. No, it's the same piece of paper, Tommy. There's two of them. There you go. Wow. Jick. Jick motherfucker.

What do you think about the term jick for magicians? I've never heard of that. Like magic. Like you're a jick. You have magic. Oh, so like a short jick. Yeah, you got something like jick.

Do you like that? Yeah, abbreviate it. That's pretty cool. Yeah, go back to where you came from. What's he doing? Oh, he's a sad clown. Oh, no. Sad where you came from. What's he doing? Oh, he's a sad clown. Oh, no. Sad clown laughs.

Unbelievable. So tell us about your body armor. What do you have going on right now? Well, this is to protect me from the outside world. Nice. I didn't even feel that. See? Pretty amazing.

That's good stuff. High quality. Balloonware. You guys have a rabbit out there. We do have a rabbit. Do you guys want to check it out? Yeah. All right.

Let me bring the bunny over right now. Bring the bunny over. Yeah. Can we bring the bunny? Just the bunny. Yeah. So you've had a rabbit this whole time and you decided to rip paper instead? Yeah.

It's just one of my short short leg I like of the moment magic tricks you could show you a magic trick Tommy was anti clown and now he's all clown oh oh my goodness yeah this is a rabbit's face huh did you paint the rabbit's face too no yeah so yeah this is pepper peppers really cool it's cute little bunny yeah why don't you unleash pepper? These wires can't break. Yeah. Just don't let him eat the wires because he might do that. That's fine. They're not plugged up in anything.

Does he smoke? Does the rabbit smoke? There's cigarettes in the water. But there is some oranges. What does the rabbit eat? We have no carrots, but we have apples. We should have apples. Show me that finger strength, Rowan. Get in that apple.

Is the building coming down? What is it? Where is the rabbit? He's over here. Come here. Hey, you want some apples? Can I see? Aw.

Yeah. Oh. Do y'all not, do y'all feed the rabbit? Yeah, you could feed the rabbit. It's totally okay. That's a good question.

Yeah, no, it's good. It's all good. Yeah. So what do you do with the rabbit? Cook them.

I'm just kidding. I mean, we are going to answer that question. No. Yeah. Tommy. Okay. Tommy.

Sad clown. The real clown's here. Oh, shit. Got his ass. Got his ass. Oh, my God. Unbelievable. No? He just. Come on. Unbelievable. He just did some magic around Tommy.

What did he just say? What did he do? He said, you're the real clown. Well, he is. This is Big Cat after the Bears lose. Oh, I can't wait to see that Sunday. Congrats on being a gif. Freaking clown.

KB, do you want painted? Everyone's getting painted. Everyone's getting painted. Everybody has to get painted. Everyone has to get painted. Do you know the Mad Max characters? Can you do anything for Mad Max? Because KB was...

If we looked at a photo, potentially, I don't know what off the top of my head. All right, KB, why don't you go? What would you want to Mad Max characters? Can you do anything for Mad Max? Because KB was... If we looked at a photo, potentially, I don't know it off the top of my head. All right, KB, why don't you go... What would you want to pay me as? Yeah, what would he look good as? Typically, I do lots of different superheroes, which are always a great time. You know, the Ninja Turtles?

Can't go wrong there. Okay. Oh, yeah. A nice little throwback. Pikachu? What? Pokemon fans? Pikachu was an option option I'm so sorry

I feel like I've said that Too late now You gave me Tabby Cat You if I recall Asked for Tabby Cat I didn't know You said superhero You said superhero

Yes I did Yeah I'll do I'll do the Pikachu Amazing You don't even know. How do you evolve a Pikachu? Can you guys do Thanos? Yeah.

All right. That's a great question that I will think over. That is a cute one. This is Pepper. What's Pepper? Where'd Salt go? Salt's chilling, you know, taking a nap. You don't want to know what happened to Salt.

Salt's jerky. Salt drinks too much. Salt's chilling, you know, taking a nap. You don't want to know what happened to salt. Salt's jerky. Salt drinks too much. Salt's dead. I've eaten rabbit before. Yeah. Anyone else? I've eaten rabbit many times. Yeah, it's good.

What's it going to do? It's a bunny. Tommy, come over here. KB, chill, bro. Chill, Kyle. He did wear his fly sweater, which pisses me off. Yeah, it's got a design on the back. Have a seat, Tommy.

Sit down. Did I tell you guys that my dog is dying? But at least global warming isn't happening anymore, though. We've completely solved that coronavirus problem, haven't we? I'm going to get Dr. Fauci face paint. What is it going to be? The devil? At least the Jews aren't in power anymore.

Oh, jeez. Jeez, Brandon. He's got to get face painted. The security guard. The security guard. He wouldn't wear the hat. You can see the little piece of it. The little sliver of the hat peeking up.

Very sad. Tommy has to ask him if he'll get face painted. Oh, we're still gaining listeners and watchers. Should we? All right, so I think the plan of operations here. Thumb reveal, thumb reveal, thumb reveal. Do you want to do a mission? It's 104. Let's get a thumb reveal.

We need to get Spider in here, my doctor. Spider! I'll call him. I think that everybody who cheated at the apple bobbing should have to go lower on the list. I do too, or they could re-bob in the cigarette water. We have three confirmed cheaters in here. No, but hold on. Three confirmed cheaters.

But hold on, can I just throw something out there? I only cheated because I watched Big Cat cheat. Also. That's even worse. I was speeding, but the guy next to me. out there? I only cheated because I watched Big Cat cheat. Also, I watched that one. That's even worse. I was speeding, but the guy next to me. I cheated, but I also was fair about it and picked four. That's not fair.

Do you have a bite mark in your apple? I have a bite mark, yes. Is that a clean apple, Sass? I grabbed it by the stem. Look at this apple. Can I just say, I assisted with my hand, but I still grabbed it with my mouth. You guys should all be bumped past. Did you even open your mouth? I did.

You should be bumped down past the people who actually. Let's do thumb reveal. Thumb reveal. Thumb reveal. Wait, what do we have here, Spider? Spider's getting some backup tape. Spider's my doctor. Spider.

No, no. Relax. Tommy's chilling. Tommy's chilling. Tommy's chilling. Thumb reveal. All right, so what do we have here, Spider? You have some tape. Do we have more gauze? All right, we're going to re-gauze.

Isopropyl. Bleed stop. All right, so we need... I think I need more. Do we have more gauze? Uh yes Alright And then also

Can you get me a glass I think I should dunk My finger in the In the alcohol And then dunk it in the Bleed stop Yes And then that liquid

Will be your mystery ingredient Yes Yes That's perfect Alright so What are we doing with the order? I think that Everybody who cheated Should be bumped down past everybody who did it fair. Who did it legitimately.

What are you? Six. All right, so then I'm – what are you? Two. I hate the game, brother. All right, except for Keith. Also, Stephen Chase shouldn't go one because he never bought. No, there's no – yeah, there's no – He's last.

Everyone bumps out, so I'm one. I feel like Roan shouldn't go – You know what? Let's just give Roan one so he stops complaining because he's the number one complainer about this. I don't feel good about giving Roan a better spot. No, no, no. Roan has number one now. I don't want number one.

No, you have number one. No, I have one. No, this is smart because then we're going to silence the... Can you... Okay, okay. Is he going to shoot me? Don't silence the community. I'm the only dissenter.

All right, Roan's number one. That's perfect for me. That was a good trade I just made. All right, Sass and Roan, you guys are up for face paint? Yep. And then what else do we have with the clowns? Because I think we should do the draft once the clowns leave. And they have cotton candy?

The clowns are here both hours. Oh, are they? Yeah, but we can let them go early. It's a Friday. All right. Either of you practice in deep wound healing. Ice cream as well? Could you maybe pray over his wound?

Okay, here we go. All right, we have the gauze. All right, thumb reveal. Thumb reveal. Thumb reveal. Do we have any of the... What's this? Oh. What is this? Neosporin. Thumb reveal. Thumb reveal. Do we have any of the... What's this?

What is this? Neosporin. Should I do Neosporin on this? Tommy's hitting on the clown. Oh! Happy birthday! You know what? I'll go Neosporin on the gauze.

A little early. All right. I really hope I'm not bleeding anymore. And then do you have tape? What are you... Yeah, we got some tape right here. We got the bleeds. Give me the gauze.

It's Pikachu. I just want to get myself ready for. No, he's not. He never will be. Those are butt cheeks, bro. No, no. Kyle just doesn't. He's appropriating culture.

All right, here we go. Thumb reveal. All right. Yeah, this is going to be gross. Can you open me the bleed stop real quick? You got it. You got it. Man, if I'm still bleeding, I dunked my hand.

Yeah, I dunked my hand in it. I'm honestly going to be dumbfounded if you're still bleeding. You're going to be dumbfounded if you're still bleeding, Tommy? Damn, you really wrapped her up, too. Oh, what? No, I was talking to Big Cat. Oh. Oh.

Big Cat. Wait. Not bleeding, though. Hey. No. Yeah, all right. We'll see. We'll see.

I took a chunk out of my finger. Fuck. Actually kind of bleeding. Oh, Roan didn't like that one see. I took a chunk out of my finger. Fuck. Actually kind of bleeding. Oh, Roan didn't like that one bit. I think Roan almost just threw up. I don't think that needs stitches, though. Yeah, I don't think so either. Yeah. All right, boys.

Do you want to draft? I think Sass needs painted. Clowns, do you guys do songs or anything? Yeah, should we get painted? Do you sing? How about a psalm? Why don't you give us a song? Are either of you bilingual?

Almost. I can understand Spanish, but I can't speak it as well as I understand it. You can be almost. I can be almost. So you're lingual. I'm lingual. You can be almost. I can be almost. So you're lingual. I'm lingual, yeah. You're halfway there.

Impressive, nonetheless. Let's go, that's impressive. All right. Should I go get face painted? I don't know what to get. I think Brandon wants cotton candy. I think I'm good, yeah. I'm good, yeah.

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What? What? Does it hurt? No, I sent my wife a picture of my clown face, and she said, are you a clown because your bets stink? Oh, my God. This is like the meanest thing that's ever been said. It's her money, too, that I'm losing.

Yeah, my goodness. Good one. The fuck? You only bet with her money. That was so mean. That was so mean. That was really mean. What was that?

That was a flash. What was that? Flash photography. I wonder what Roan's going to get. We'll see. What are we doing? We're getting ready to draft. All right, boys. Are we going to... Yeah, let's draft and then get...

Do you have any more magic tricks? I could bring one to you. You know how to Dougie? How to Dougie? Is it a straight draft or a snake draft? I haven't done that in a while. So pick one. Okay.

All right. I don't know what to get. What should I get? Okay. Yeah. We'll decide what you are. Chat. Chat. What's Sass going to be?

Any of us reading the chat? Chat. TJ always is. Oh, yeah. We got to. I think what we're gonna do is alright so Rones

or Sass is gonna get clown face I think then we say goodbye to the clowns yeah focus on the draft yeah so I'm getting clown face too

yeah you well no whatever you wanna be you're getting face yeah the clowns are doing your face just think of a thing

Mike Tye I think I'm gonna do Mike Tye that's pretty funny that's pretty funny that That's pretty funny. That would be really good. Yeah, do that. Oh, you look...

No, no, no. I want more paint on you. Go on. You look hot. Shut up. He doesn't know the first thing about me. You look hot and cute. I guess I'll just do a Ninja Turtle.

They want Thanos. Ninja Turtle. Mouse. Rat. Turtle. Juggalo. Obama. Oh, man. Oh, we should scramble off. I think I got to be Obama. Someone said chimney sweep. juggalo. Obama. Oh, man.

Oh, we should scream Obama. I think it's got to be Obama. Someone said chimney sweep. You got to be Obama. Obama. Yeah. Turtle. I think turtle.

There's a lot of turtles. A lot of Obamas. Should we go turtle? A lot of Obamas. Let's go with turtle. I would like a ninja turtle. Yeah, let's go with the turtle. Which ninja turtle?

Tim Dillon. Yeah, which ninja turtle are you? Which one complains the most? Michael. No, Raph. Raph's the moody one, right? No, no, no. Raph's go with the turtle. Which Ninja Turtle? Which one complains the most? No, Raph. Raph's the moody one, right? No, no, no. Raph's the moody one. Yeah, but he doesn't complain.

Raphael's rude but cool. Yeah. Yeah, he does. No, he doesn't. I've seen the entire series. So have I. Yeah, I have. What's the name of the woman that everyone wants to...

April O'Neil. Correct. Everyone wants to what? Friends with. What are the bad guys' names? Footprint. What about Bebop and Rocksteady? Yeah, I know.

I don't think you knew that. Yeah, I know. No, I don't think you knew that. What about Krang? Shredder. Krang? Shredder and Krang? Do you know Krang? Shredder. You don't know Krang? Okay, boys. He doesn't know Krang. Krang? Shredder and Krang? Do you know Krang?

You don't know Krang? Okay, boys. He doesn't know Krang. All right, boys. He doesn't know Krang. What is this? Oh, he's a pirate. Oh, that's so cool.

All right, so I'm just doing Ninja Turtle? Yeah. Do Ninja Turtle. Michael Angelo, right? Yeah. Michael Angelo. Michaelangelo, right? Yeah. Michelangelo. Michelangelo, yeah. Hold on, hold on.

Michelangelo is the dumb one. Michelangelo. And then Stephen Che has to get face painted, then the clowns are going to have a... You guys are going to be able to go. So this has been great. Yeah, yeah. Stephen Che, where are you going to be?

Stephen Che, where are you going to be? Oh, good question. I'll take suggestions from the chat. Chat, what's you going to be? Good question. I'll take suggestions from the chat. Chad, what's Che going to be? He should be... He should have been a buccaneer. He should have been a buccaneer, but it's too late now. Shark.

If they can do a red panda, I'm going to do a red panda. A red panda? I love it. Ruth Bader Glansberg. Ruth Bader Glansberg. Buccaneer. How about a shark? A shark Maybe Seal the Singer

Yeah be Seal the Singer Oh that would be good Get some 3D makeup Kissed by a Rose Mike Evans John Wayne Gacy Clown Oh a football would be fun Yeah let's just do a football

Oh yeah you should just be a football Yeah What side? Not the laces side No laces No laces yeah The laces going down the center of his face.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, if Jay's a football, laces down the center of his face. Please. Do you think I need these stitches? I don't think so.

No, it looks fine. Nah. I'm fine. You're fine. It's just a good cut. It's a good, deep cut. You'll have that scar for a long-ass guy.

It'll be cool. It'll be fucking cool. I've done that to my friend before. This guy, he... It looks like he's holding a fist cut. You'll have that scar for a long ass guy. It'll be cool. It'll be fucking cool. I've done that to my friend before. This guy. It looks like he's holding a fist up. He really is. Yeah, he does. We should do Mr. Poop on him.

What's Mr. Poop? Isn't that the guy from... Poop Dollar? What's the poop guy? Zoom in on those piercing eyes one more time. I need to pick me up. We should give him David Bowie. He looks like the father chaperone of a teen.

He can see us now. No, he can look right at us. But he won't leave his post. Yeah, he tries to see. All right, so what is the draft order again? Roan, one. Brandon, two. No, no, no, back to six.

No, you're one. I'm not going to complain my way. No, no, you're one. There you six. No, you're one. You're one. I'm not going to complain my way. No, no, you're one. There you are. One. All right, I'll take one. That's how you do things. Kyle, give me Pikachu.

You just press against me. No, just chill out. You want me? No. She actually saved that for me. Didn't forget about her bread and butter. Roan's going to chill out. I'll go first Roan's going one

I'm two Two is Brandon Three is If you're drafting You have the cigarette Yeah you have this Drafting cigarette That means you're on the clock

He had the draft cigarette Look at Sass Zooming on Sass right now He like Sass actually is He probably was at a face painting party, like, maybe three years ago. Yeah. And he was, like, wanted to go. Yeah, I haven't had my face painted in 20 years.

Look at him. Oh, this is so much. He looks like Rufio right now. God damn it. I should be with Tim Dillon and Shane Gillis right now. They would never do this on Saturday Night Live. And here I am with these idiots. How many more years do I have to pretend to like these guys?

Tommy just said he's going back to my desk. He's not feeling it. Okay, that's all right. It's the cigarette, isn't it, Tommy? I'll put out the cigarette. No, I don't think it is. I think he's just... He's bored.

We've bored him. But we're going to get the ice cream going soon. Our pace has slowed. It's going to be a three-hour show. That's why we've got to get the clowns out and then once the clowns are out then we'll... I've got to do Megan making money's gambling show at 2 o'clock. Let's do it simulcast.

A little simulcast. Can we do that? I'll have to get my laptop and I'll be doing a gambling show while you guys... As soon as Sass is done, we're going to start the draft. Beeman! Beeman comes to make a sig. You want why don't you come in here? Beeman!

Beeman, you want a cig? You want to get your face painted? Beeman, you want to get your face painted? You see, Kyle got his face painted by that girl out there. Are you jealous? They were giggling at him. Alright, I think it's draft time. I think it's draft time.

Steven's going to get to football, but we don't need Steven here from the start of the draft. What? Thank you. She did not mean that. Sass, she sped three years a little bit, I think. She's ready to go. What flag is that?

Irish flag. You just got the Irish flag. This doesn't look like a Ninja Turtle. You don't even know what this is. It doesn't look like a Ninja Turtle. You don't even know what this is. It's not a Ninja Turtle at all. What am I? What are you? Bandit.

Not a fan. So, Rowan, do you have a first pick? Steven's out there Googling what it should be. No, you've got to be a football, Steven. Football. Yes. That's close to a base of brown paint, though. Oh, no, because he'll have the seam and then the two white lines.

But you don't put the seam in first. No, you would not put the seam in first. All right, so draft time? Let's draft. Let's fucking draft Let's draft Alright so wait We should go get the rest

Of the ice cream right? Or no do we get the ice cream Let's just draft first We have eight other Pints of ice cream Okay alright So do we go Do we have bowls?

Start with tea Are we drafting teas Or are we drafting anything? Can you see Devlin can you see If we have Okay everything Paper bowls

Yeah yeah I forgot Do we have paper plates? Ew gross Can we get plates And can you see if we have paper bowls? Do we have paper plates? Can we get plates? Can you grab like ten paper plates and spoons? We'll just have to do it on that, I guess. If there's bowls. Oh, no, Devlin, cups.

Cups. All right, Owen's first pick. No, no, Ronan's first pick. He's playing his way to the first pick. I complained into it. I'm taking the matcha powder. Matcha powder. All right, wait. So this is what?

How's the Mai come into play? How do we decide? Anytime. Anytime. You can get a Mai at any time. Tommy has the Mai. Tommy assigns the Mai himself. Who's second pick?

Me? No, I'm second pick. No, I will be. You got the matcha powder? Matcha powder? Yeah, you know that's not a sweet. You cheated. That's like a garlic base.

Shut up. That doesn't happen. Remember, you have to have a T, O, and M. Ooh. Ooh. Cookies. The Tate's cookies. Who's three?

Three is Owen. I tried to avoid the worst. Yeah, exactly. The worst letter was M by far, and I tried to avoid the worst thing in M. Who's up? I am. They're doing a thing. All right.

This is the M's? Yeah. Mango? You don't need to pick an M, though. Yes, you do. You have to start with an M? No, you don't have to start with an M. Those are jelly beans.

That's a random. That's a my. That's a my. Tommy's. Is this shit itchy as fuck for you guys, too? No. My shit is itching. You're allergic to it.

You are allergic, yeah. That's probably not going to come off. All right. Mango's good. Who's up? I feel good about mango. I'm just going to say it. I thought that this was matcha tea.

Did the cheaters get bounced to the back? Yeah, we did. Fucking stupid pick. I made it multiple Oreos. So how did Big Cat just go? Well, no. We're at the back. No, I didn't cheat.

I haven't drafted yet. Yeah, I know. You're next, right? What are you? Why is Big Cat four? Because I'm four. What are you complaining about right now? Why did you get four?

You should be dead last. You're five. Sass is up. Sass is up. You cheated. Oh, okay. You're last. But you cheated too.

I picked Mango. What do I do? I'm going six. Okay, that's fine're last. But you cheated, too. I picked mango. What do I get? I'm going six. Okay, that's fine. Fair. Yeah? Thank you very much, Devlin. Thank you, Devlin.

Muscle milk. All right, Sass. All right, Sass, here we go. You guys, weird choices when chocolate candies are available. That's a my. You can't pick that. That's a my. You can't pick my's.

Why would you take that first? Why would you want that first? Why would you want that first? You want that first? Separate the Mai's. M. No! It's the mussels, the masala, and the cheese.

The Monterey Jack cheese. You gotta take the cheese. Cheese, first round pick. There's mozzarella. There's two types of pick. There's mozzarella. There's two types of cheese. There's mozzarella and there's a Monterey Jack. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's it.

Oh, look at that. Panda boy. Oh, he's a panda. Love it. Stephen Che is looking great. Stephen Che is telling me I'm not going to wash it off either. Oh, no. Pandas are going extinct.

Oh, no. Stop, Tommy. no Tommy you want the letter that works Tom all right sass with the mozzarella okay all right oh yeah am I up yeah what's a fair tip what's a fair tip like $100. Yeah. Like $2,000? Yeah. $200. Okay. Damn, big cut. Give $120 to the guy.

Freaking Jersey Jerry over here. I know. Yeah. He's got money. What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? Twix. Twix. Good pick.

Great pick. That's probably, yeah. Wait, you have two. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Where's Steven? I thought Steven was going to go best with ice cream. Steven just gets the leftovers. No, you probably won't even taste dairy. That's a my. Where's Steven? I thought Steven was going to go best with ice cream. Steven just gets the leftovers.

No, you probably won't even taste dairy. That's a my. That's a my. Steven, do you want to be drafted? Don't pick a my. No, it's too late now. These are the ones you're going to assign at the end. Basically right here.

Quail eggs. Also, that potato salad. Yeah, you're going to give one to each person. Tommy, remember who gave you that lighter? Tommy, remember who gave you the M&M's? Tommy, you want a marshmallow? I do. Tommy, you want a marshmallow?

The mozzarella. He took the mozzarella. Are the clowns headed out? Tommy, you want a marshmallow? Sass. You go again. Oh, fuck yeah. So now I got to go.

You take one of the ones you didn't. Can I have a marshmallow? So you need to take a two. Oh, you should say goodbye to the clowns. Hold on, hold on. Let's say bye to the clowns. Clowns. Bye, clowns.

Bye, clowns. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Maybe get their contact info if you want to run it back. Yep. Their personals. Yeah, can we get a face number?

Call us. Call us Call us What are you Oreos Okay Oh man that's gonna be gross Nah Cheese and Oreos

He's not gonna be able to taste the cheese I don't have those Like eggs or whatever the fuck they were You might still Quail eggs No that's Tommy Tommy gets to decide who gets those Tommy doesn't like you

You should maybe give Sass the quail eggs No Tommy don't listen to anything they say Big cat's a fraud. Oh, man. Oh! Yeah, Tommy! Tommy!

Tommy! Tommy! Tommy! Tommy! Not yet, not yet, not yet. But you can do it soon. Big Cat. I'm up.

Yep. Yeah, I will. What are these? Quail eggs. Quail eggs? Mm-hmm. I will take that back. Yep. Yeah, I will. What are these? Quail eggs. Quail eggs? Mm-hmm. I will take that back. Fine.

Yeah. I bought you. Big Cat surveying. It's a long look. Orange soda powder. Yep. Maybe some soda powder. What's left in the tea?

Takis. Takis. Tacos. Thousand Island. All right. Special sauce. Thousand Island on my... Don't let Rome...

Nick made the best pick right there with the Tonys. He has the Tonys and the muscle milk. Nick is on the way to winning this thing. My turn or is Owen? I got the Oreos and the Jack. He got the Oreo and the Jack. You got Jack cheese. Nobody wants Jack cheese. I beg to differ. Oreos and the Jack. You got Jack cheese. Nobody wants Jack cheese.

I beg to differ. Oreos and the Jack. What's the only M? The only M is masala or muscles. Masala or muscles. Brother, go with the masala. Oh, Brandon's going muscles. Oh, he's going to get his own muscles?

The man gets his own muscles. Here go the clowns. Bye, clowns. Bye, clowns. No, Brandon. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Brandon just cheated. He tried to slip some type of, what are those?

Meringue? Maroon? Macaroon. He tried to macaroon us. He tried to macaroon us. Now we all have to eat them. We all have to eat them. There's six of them.

We all have to eat them. So you're taking the muscles. Tommy, can you pass out those macaroons? Do you have an M? No, it's going to be the muscles. We do. No, you have two, don't you already? Have you picked one? How have you only an M? It's going to be the muscles. We do. No, you have two, don't you already? Have you picked one?

How have you only picked once? Oh, because you're coming back around. Yeah, you're right. You need an O and an M. What are the O options here? Orange, orange, tic-tacs, orange, sun-kiss. What's that bitchin' sauce? Thank you, Tommy.

What is the bitchin' sauce? That's original bitchin' sauce. Original bitchin' sauce. What's that bitchin' sauce? Thank you, Tommy. What is the bitchin' sauce? That's original bitchin' sauce. Original bitchin' sauce. O. Oh, I have another O. O. Can you select from the mystery bag? No, no, no, no.

Yeah, you can pick my mystery O. Would you like the mystery O? You can have the mystery O. Would you like the mystery O? Thank you, Tommy. All the O's. Three, two, one. Mystery O.

Do you want it or no? I want the mystery O. Mystery O. The mystery O is umami. Shaquanda's umami. She's been making umami for a while. Oh, umami. No, no, no.

You have to take that. Once you go to the Mystery, you got to take it. You got to take it. Yeah. Listen to the turtle. All right, who's up next? Listen to the turtle. He knows best.

Shaquanda's umami. Wait. Don't I go again? Well, when did you? Where's your pick? I was two. Yeah, you get to go again. Yeah.

No, no, no, no. No. You're number one, so you. You go twice now. You go twice. I thought you just picked number one. All right. I'm a six. Damn. Brandon's got a rough go.

Yeah, Brandon. Real rough. You give him that. Takis and... Tommy, you got to give him that hot chip. Oats. Takis and oats. Here comes...

No, no. Son. Son. Woodjus. Please, son. Do you have to pick... Tommy, think about all the times he took away your iPad. Do you have to pick the teeth?

Remember when he broke your iPad, Tommy? Yeah. And got the turkey dinner. He needs the hot chip. And I'm taking the orange whatever. Powder. Powder. I'm taking the orange powder.

All right. All right. Can you close that door, Owen? Am I up? Nikki. Oh, shit. Nikki. Regular oranges.

There you go. Am I? Wait, let's see if I make this shot. Ready? No, it's going to be a big old splash. Oh. Nice shot. There's a cigarette flying out of there.

Nice shot. Who's up, me? Loser has to bob again? Loser has to bob. I think Nick just easily won right there. T looks like you just get Taco Bell. I'll go Taco Bell. It's not the worst.

Can I get one of those tacos? No, it's not the worst. Let me pay you for one of them. I'm going to get Taco Bell. What is the O's that are left? Because they've been in here two hours. O's are the original bitching sauce. Oh, the original bitching sauce?

No, the bean dip is a my. A bean dip is my. So Tommy, take the bean dip. Actually, Tommy, put all your things on the table. So I get the first my pick. No, Tommy gets to pick for me first. All right, so here's what we have left. We have Kit Kat.

We have quail eggs. We have some kind of egg salad. Bean dip. And then, yeah. What about all those sweets that Tommy brought? What's good with that stuff? Actually, that's a good question, Rone. Those sweets that Tommy brought, I actually brought them for Tommy.

You have all your sweets. You have your M&Ms, your tricks. Yeah, we're going to make ice cream. We're going to make ice cream Sunday after this. Tommy. We're going to go get the ice cream. Tommy. Do you like that lighter I got you?

It's pretty cool. No, no, no, no. You like the life that I gave you? No, no, no, no. You like the life that I gave you? No, no, no, no. Hold on. You're eating side snacks? Hold on, hold on. I think it is illegal for anyone.

Tommy, you don't have to answer any of these questions. I will protect you. Don't listen to anyone else. Tommy. No one can. Us young boys got to stick together. That's my son. So, Tommy.

I'm talking right now to Tommy. You have less of an age difference than me and any of these guys do. Tommy, that's true. It's true. You guys are contemporaries. I think Tommy is now to Tommy. You have less of an age difference than me and any of these guys do. Tommy, that's true. It's true. You guys are contemporaries. I think Tommy is fooling you. Tommy, you now have to pick an item and hand it to each – one item to each of us. I know what Dad's getting.

Okay. What is Dad getting? Start with Dad. Start with Dad. Start with Dad. Egg salad. Tommy, you did it. Quail eggs Tommy Quail eggs Quail eggs

No Oh Tommy I got you all that candy Let's go Bean dip Let's go in a round I'm fine with bean dip I'm fine with bean dip

Oh man Hot shit No no give that to Sass No Hey Yeah you said that You can't You can't take shit back.

Jelly beans. Oh, fuck you. He was going to give me the jelly beans. No, he was going to give you the chip. He looked at me with the jelly beans. No, not that one. There we go. And then Owen gets the Kit Kat.

Wow. That's ridiculous. Well, he said he was going to give it to you, and then he forgot. He said he was going to give it to you. I got the quail eggs. I got the quail eggs. He was going to give me the jelly, and then he forgot. He said he was going to give it to you. I got the quail eggs. I got the quail eggs. He was going to give me the jelly beans. I don't want the hot chip.

Oh, I will. I'll have 20 hot chips before I have the quail eggs. Okay, fine. So I got it the worst. KB's taking selfies. The hot chip probably won't be that bad with the ice cream. No, it won't. You got the hot chip?

Yeah. Yeah, but it was ridiculous because he was giving, he gave KB the hot chip and then Big Cat was like, no, give it to Sass. Well, he said, yes, I reminded him. But then he decided he didn't want to. No, I reminded him. He forgot. He's got a mind of an 11-year-old. He's not developed yet. He forgot that he didn't

want to. Tommy, let me ask you this. You've given out all your picks. Would you like to change anything? You can't change. I already opened up the hot chip. Okay. All right. Number one, make your ice cream. Okay.

Should we go around and see what we have? Hold on. He's making changes. No, you can't. I gave you. Why is this happening? Why is this happening? Why is this happening?

Tommy. Oh, he's doing everyone. He's changing everyone. He's doing everyone. He's changing everyone. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy, I want my lighter back. Oh, no.

I want my lighter back. No, don't give it back, Tommy. That actually was a great father-son moment, I just want to say, because he did make all those switches and got Brandon the jelly beans. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Yes. Gladly. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Yes. Gladly.

Uh-oh. What? Oh, no. Oh, no. I'll take the bean. Oh, no. I kind of wanted the hot chip, though. Here.

Come on. Give me Kit Kat. Tommy, here. No, don't do it. No, don't give it to Kit Kat. There we go. I'll take the quail eggs back. Yeah, that's fine. I don't care. We just went full circle. No, don't do it. No, don't give it to Big Cat. There we go. I'll take the quail eggs back. I don't care.

We just went full circle. Yeah, we did. Except for I lucked up on the... Do you see how Roan's dealing with this right now? He's dealing with it well, Sass. If anyone wants to trade the hot chip for the dip, I'll do that. Give Sass the hot chip.

I'll do that. I already have beans. Oh, yeah, you got to let him. Yeah, you're being heavy. You know what? Let's see what Tommy. Why don't we go back to our originals? Why don't we go back with Tommy?

Why don't you decide if you want to trade everyone's picks again? Yeah, you can choose. You can do that. Everyone hold out your picks. Yes. Yes. Yes. Tommy, remember when I bought you gum this morning?

This is the best. This is the best. Tommy, Tom. This is so good. Wait, wait. Is that a monster? He's just a monster. This is the best. Tommy! Tommy! This is so good. Wait, wait. Is that a monster? This is a monster. He's a monster.

This is Tommy Walker Day. Tommy! He plays God. Tommy's playing God. He's playing God. Wait, who's dressed as a knight? Remember when I bought you gum? Maybe the brownie brittle?

Oh, and... Okay, where is the brownie brittle? I created him. You had fun. With my... I'll take the bean dip. Wait. Who's getting hot chips?

Oh, no. Who doesn't have one? Who doesn't have one? I'll take the hot chips. All right. Give it to Sass. I'll eat it myself. No.

No. But wait. Roan doesn't have one. Roan doesn't have one Why don't we give Roan hot chip I don't want you to have to go to the store Alright, I have the bean dip How hot is the hot chip? Insanely Two million Scoville

Alright, everyone Good job, Tommy. Tommy, I'll trade the hot chip for the bean. Let's go hot chip for bean. No, thank you. Is it that bad? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. No, it's not. In the ice cream, it won't be. Everyone go through. Oh, that's true. Say what they have, the four items they have, and then we will start doing the ice cream. Tommy will make yours first because you have the best items. Oh, also, we have mystery.

Do we want to do any mystery? We could trade have mystery. Do we want to do any mystery? We could trade for mystery. Do you want to do any mystery? I would trade my M for a mystery right now. I have two mysteries. Is there a mystery M? I have a mystery M. I'll trade my M for a mystery M.

I'll take an M as well. I'll trade. I'll trade. Who wants it? No, you can't trade the my. You can't trade the my. Why not? Whatever you got.

Is there a mystery my? I don't have a mystery my. I have a mystery M. I'll trade the my. I'll take an M. I'm have a mystery my. I have a mystery. I'll trade a my. I'll take an M. I'm looking at Kyle. I will take your M. I have a mystery M and a mystery T.

I have a mystery M and T as well. I'll take an M. I'll take an M as well. Miracle whip. Mayo. That's fine. That's good. Miracle whip's not bad.

It's not bad. It's better than what I had. I thought I got the mayo. That's a mayo. No, you get the mac and cheese. That's not going to be bad. The cookies are going to be the worst. No, no, no.

You get it from KB. Big Cat only had one. You get the mac and cheese. Brandon has a lot of mayo between that and the egg salad. This is like his dream come true. That's masala. Who got masala? That was just trading.

So I can't trade out the hot chips? You can for another. Does anybody have a mystery for him? I don't have another mystery. I have another mystery. Do you want another mystery? Do I? Do you want to trade?

You said it had to be a mine. Yeah, no, I have a mine. His tea became a mystery. Do you want it or no? I'm literally saying you can have it. No, Seth, eat the hot chip. I have three things in my bag right now, and none of them are that bad. Wait a minute.

What if he could trade in the hot chip for all three of those things? That's fair. You have to use all three. That's fair. Two of them are really good. Why on earth would I do that? But two of them are really good. No, it's not.

That's hot. I'm telling you, I'm being dead serious. Two of them are very good. One's okay. Do you want to do it? You can get the rest of my bag. Sass, there's a warning right there. Do not eat.

That's the website. Okay. Sass, I would say do it. And I'm telling you, I'm giving you my word two of them are not bad. We've done it on this show before. And it has ruined my day. All right. All right, fine.

All right, here we go. All right, so number one, marshmallows. Great. I have to use all of these? Every one. Number two, Reese's peanut butter. See, I gave you my word. Number three, tuna.

Tuna. Oh, I gave you my word. Number three, tuna. Tuna. I was very honest. I was very honest. Two out of three. It's way better than the hot chip. It just ruins the... I had a good thing going. Now it ruins it.

But I'm okay. Well, I guess I have tacos, so I guess it's not going to change You can eat the hot chip instead of the tuna if you would like. I don't want that. Owen wants back in, too.

Owen, you want back in on the hot chip? No, he wants back in on whatever Kyle's got. Oh. Oh, no. You want to trade? Swap teas. We swapping tea? He's swapping his turkey for?

Swapping turkey for what? It's turmeric chicken. That's better. That's better. That's better. Ooh, it's pureed. Oh, nice. All right.

So does everyone have them? Yeah. All right, Roan, you want to make yours? No, no. Well, let's say what we have, and then we will go up and make it. Or what do you want to do? How do you want to do it? We got to pick an order to make it.

We'll say what we have and then make them. Yeah. Tommy, you want to pick the order that we make these in? Well, let's make Tommy's first, but say what you have. Go ahead, Owen. He has Tic Tacs. Oh, Tic Tacs. Okay, that's nice. Go ahead, Owen. He has Tic Tacs. Oh, Tic Tacs. Okay, that's nice.

Okay, these. All right. That's right. Ooh, ice cream flambe. Good man. Nice. All right, Owen. Turmeric chicken broth,

Oreos, mac and cheese, and chocolate quinoa. I have a Kit Kat, chocolate muscle milk, chocolate bars, and an orange. What the fuck? How did that happen? How did he get the Kit Kat, Tommy?

Tommy, take the Kit Kat from me. Nick one, Nick one. I have the... That's a Nicky dub. Tate's chocolate chip cookies, umami hot pepper sauce, miracle whip, and egg salad. All right. I have a mango. Very nice. I have Sunkissed Orange Singles to go, Thousand Island dressing, and bean dip.

That's nice. It's not bad. It's not bad. I got maca powder, maca powder, oats, takis, and some beans. That's not bad either.

That's pretty good. The worst has to what? Bob one more time? Can we show the Bob water? I have tacos, the Jack, Oreos, natural or plant-based Oreos. I know. Disgusting.

I don't know what this is. It's not mine. Okay, throw it in the tub. Throw it in the tub. Yeah, toss her in the tub. Tub that. Somehow I missed. Dunk it.

Throw it in. I have the marshmallows. I got the Reese's. And then I got the tuna. Reese's. Not bad. I have Twix. Good. then I got the tuna. Reese's. Not bad. I have Twix. Good.

Original bitchin' sauce. Great. Mozzarella. Quail eggs. Oh, no. I can't wait to watch you. I didn't care what I had as long as I could have the quail eggs. All right, so should we start?

Yeah. Roan, right? Yeah. Roan, start making some ice cream. You want to make Tommy? You want to give Tommy a cup of ice cream too? Did the hot chip give you guys a bad stomachache? I had to go home.

It sucks. It says round four is gut slash. No, you made the right choice. It did make me sick, yeah. I'd much rather eat tuna. Spicy punch. Round two, scorpion sting. Round three, vision Disruptor.

Never seen a cat boy before? Sad. What's their fucking problem? Jeez. Does anyone want the hot chip? Imagine if Tommy actually ate it. That would have been awesome. That would have been a nightmare.

Tommy, what kind of ice cream, brother? What kind of ice cream, Tommy? Vanilla? Vanilla for putting it on stuff. Yeah, vanilla. Putting stuff on it. Yeah, yeah. Gotta be. Gotta be. Gotta be. Gotta be. Clown's gotta have it quick. Vanilla? Yeah, vanilla. Yeah, yeah.

Gotta be. Gotta be. Gotta be. Clowns gotta hair quick. Yeah, they did not like that. Yeah, I think I tipped them too much. Do you? I don't know.

Like, the other guy didn't do any fucking... All he did was... He kind of just dressed himself. His magic trick wasn't good either. I could see it in his fingers. Really? Why didn't you tell me? Tommy knew the trick. He was doing magic tricks

with two pieces of paper? And then they said that a rabbit, I was expecting something with a trick. They just brought a rabbit. I think it was a two-person magic show,

but we had them split. Oh. We split them. They were like, this is pepper. Rowan, you ever worked at a Cold Stone?

I've worked at a ice cream shop before. Oh. It's a soft serve though. It's fake. Is this hard serve? Yeah. Soft serve, though. That's fake. Is this hard serve? Yeah. Soft serve is frowned upon in the ice cream industry.

Is it? It's a shame to the industry. Damn. It's a hack. Hey, who wants that? Who wants that? You can have that. I got you some Chick-fil-A coming, too, boy.

Boy. Boy. Boy. Got you some nuggets and some fries. I'd say this show has been fantastic. And I got you a Coke, too. Best draft ever. And you gave me egg salad.

Yeah. How am I going to cut this mango? Do I just bite into it? Do you bite into it? I use my keys. Yeah, bite into it. Will you take a skit, Kat, and give me the egg salad? You can eat mangoes.

Whoa, whoa. What's going on? What's going on? No. What the fuck? Whoa, whoa, whoa. We just finalized. Tommy, the lighter, please.

Give me my lighter. Don't give it to him, Tommy. Don't give it to him. It's actually my lighter now. Yeah. All right. You better keep it close. I will steal it.

No. You gave me this, which means it's my property. It's unless Tommy put the headset on if you're going to talk. I'm going to steal it. Put the headset on, Tommy. Here, you can walk around with the headset on. Tommy, are you saying, do you remember Tommy Walker Day last year? Yes.

Would you say this year it's better? Yes. I'd say so. I'd say this has been a very good Tommy Walker Day. Look at that. Rome made your ice cream. I'm having a lot of fun on Tommy Walker Day. He didn't mix it at all, though.

Yeah, let's show it. Let's show it. That's actually a great. Tommy, sorry I ate a bunch of those M&Ms on the way in. I got hungry. Oh. All right, relax. Tommy, Uncle Kyle and Aunt Nick are going to take you trick-or-treating.

Halloween. Yeah, we actually are. Maybe not anymore. I think my stomach's going to hurt from the egg salad. My stomach is going to kill me from this. It's going to be good. Those are all good ingredients. Imagine if we made Tommy eat the quail egg.

A little quail egg on that, Tommy? Give me a quail egg and I'll burn your house. Oh, okay. Nice, nice. Jersey Jerry's in there right now. I'm so proud of you. That's a boy that's being grown up to block people on Twitter. Nice, nice. Jersey Jerry's in there right now. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud.

That's a boy that's been growing up to block people on Twitter. Oh, man. Brandon, should you start making yours too? Yeah, can I jump a little bit? Because I got to do that fucking. I forgot how much of a mess this makes. Yeah. Whoops.

Is it? You thought it was matcha powder. It's maca. What's maca? It's vastly different. I thought it was matcha as well. I almost took it. Oh, my God.

Ew. It's like Incan Peruvian herbs. And oats. The oats are going to mask it. The oats are nice. it the oats are nice the oats are really nice so how am I supposed to eat this oh Roan

it's oats what's the clean way to get oats out oh and I'll help clean that's alright I just saw your face I was just watching Roan make a mess

and he's like stop it Roan Brandon I hope you're happy with the fucking Kit Kat I will get you back alright Roan Rone, make a mess and he's looking out. Stop it, Rone. Brandon, I hope you're happy with the fucking Kit Kat. I will get you back. All right, Rone, show. I've been giving Brandon his bets. He was 5-0 yesterday. I gave him five picks.

Rone. So there's that. Show it in the camera. Rone's got his ice cream ready to go. It's hard to make it because it's just hard to open it. Ow. You should open everything. Pre-open.

Everyone pre-open. And you'd be able to smell. Yeah. I don't have a thumb right now. Ow. You should open everything. Pre-open. Everyone pre-open. And you'd be able to smell. Yeah. I don't have a thumb right now. Ow. What, did you break your tooth? I'm almost breaking my teeth because of this stupid Tic Tac. Yeah, well.

Here, use this as a mini trash. Egg salad is softer. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's got the muscles? Wait, yeah. I'm trying to get out of the muscles. For what? Mystery item? Mystery item

Mystery item, he did That's a shame Oh my god, this is Ugh This is like dog food Bean dip? Bean dip's not that bad Grow up

Grow a set Are we all eating at once Or are we eating at once? All eating at once Yeah, we'll do the creed One last time One last creed Then we'll dive in

Mine's melting up Get making, boys Alright, you just all start making them if we're all going to eat at once. Yeah. The ice cream smells bad. The ice cream smells bad? That can't be the ice cream.

Or is it the cups? It's the onion powder. Whoever wants to can feel free to use my sugary snacks. Except for you. I don't have fingers right now. Mine might be the worst thing that's ever been made in this room. You're going to have to bob. That's disgusting.

What is it? The powder. Is it the powder? Yes. Yeah, the powder smells. What is the powder? The powder smells so bad. This is the most rancid powder of all time.

I want to see Brandon's mayonnaise one, though. Let's get the mayonnaise going. Where's the rest of my items? Where'd they go? Big Cat, are you done yours? I'm doing it right now. Oh, he's going to do his live at his desk. You fucked us.

What'd you just smell, Nick? The mayonnaise or the umami sauce? Umami, of course, is one of the main flavor groups that we have in the world. Savory is what it's colloquially known as. A nice savory flavor. That clown broke my headset. Fucking clown, dude. Dude, he broke mine, too.

Are you serious? Yes. They are clowns. They are clowns. That is a fact, Tommy. Freaking clowns, Tommy. KB, have you put the quail egg in yet, my friend? That didn't last.

Top it off. That clown broke my headset, and I got guilted into giving him a huge tip from Brandon. Sass, can you pick up that ice cream that's just sitting on the wires? Frick! Frick is right. All right. Tommy, pick up that ice cream off the wires, Tommy. How?

With your teeth. I'm not biting a wire. Grab it. Here, use the paper. Who got the mac and cheese? Tommy, you can put it in this bag. Put it in this bag. Put it in this bag. Tommy's got it. Tommy, you can put it in this bag. Put it in this bag. Put it in this bag.

Tommy's got it. Tommy's got it. How's a boy going to learn to pick up ice creams with his hands if he doesn't do it by himself? The mac and cheese is dairy-free. It's turnips and cauliflower sauce. Hold on, hold on. The boys aren't close. These Tic Tacs are terrible.

I think we should all go around and eat and bite it once at a time, once we're all done. But I just want to be able to enjoy everyone's face. I don't want it all to happen in a cacophony. Who wants a Tic Tac? The original bitchin' sauce. Egg salad's really overpowering. Who wants some Tic Tacs? I will after.

All right, hold on. The original bitchin' sauce is nice. Yeah, I agree. Everyone's got to say what they have and then eat it. Can you open this for me? I can't use my phone. All right, here comes the Thousand Islands.

Delicious. Ooh, yum. Oh, you might have to take the little paper off. Gross, Tommy. Let me see it. Ew. Why does it look so good. Gross, Tommy. Let me see it. Ew. Why does it look so good though, Tommy?

Oh, fuck. I just made a mess. Do we have any napkins? Do we have any napkins? No. You're saying yours is great right now, Sass? Well, yeah. It's just peanuts and Oreos and ice cream right now. Oh, you gotta shove that taco in the top like it's a Bloody Mary.

All right, I'm going to do the quail eggs. Do you want the rest of this? Ew, Seth. He sprinkled the taco in. Can you crack my quail egg? Dude, I don't want the tuna. Oh, yeah. Oh!

Bro, crack the quail. Oh, bro. Oh, bro. Bro. I didn't want the tuna. Oh, yeah. Oh! Bro, crack the quail. Oh, bro. Oh, bro. Bro. You cracked that quail egg way too fast. I didn't know it was so easy. You cracked your own quail. Oh, I got quail yolk on me.

Guys, the tuna's not even like ground tuna. It's like a whole. Oh, no. It's into the mic. Into the mic. Put it into the mic. All right mic. Put it into the mic. All right, here goes my Thousand Island. Oh, there's fucking quail eggs all over me.

Can I skip the marshmallows? No. What are you talking about? You made a deal. You could have had hot chips. You could have had hot chips. And here comes the bean dip for me, too. Anybody get a good one?

Yours was good until you fucked me, Brandon. I know, I know. Is yours good, Owen? No. Yo, can you grab my paper towels? Any paper towels? Shout out Jake. We need them badly because I have egg all over me.

No, don't break it and throw it. Thank you so much. Jake, shout out Jake. Anyone need a paper towel? Badly. We're going to break it and throw it. Thank you so much. Shout out Jake. We're going to all have to clean after. Chocolate egg salad. Can you crack one more quail egg in there, please? One more quail egg for the camera. For the people, for the camera, for the camera.

Please, please, please, please. It's just getting on the mozzarella. The quail egg's getting all over the mozzarella. Look at all the yolk. The best part about this show is it literally when we do the drafts, Mozzarella. The quail egg's getting all over the mozzarella. Look at all the yolk. Mozzarella? What is fake? The best part about this show is it literally, when we do the drafts, we are basically just saying, let's go back to middle school and just sit at the lunch table and see how many gross things we can combine.

Oh, baby. It's not easy. Gotta be delicate, bro. It's not easy. You've got to be delicate, Rose. It's not easy. You crack a quail egg. All right, Kyle, one more quail egg. That big cat dropped. All right, one more quail egg.

I'll crack it. I'll crack it. I'll crack it. The tuna is just overwhelming right now, the smell of it. The quail eggs make it into a custard. You know that. They put egg in ice cream sometimes. This is good.

Oh, yeah, just like that. You're just going to tap ice cream sometimes. This is good. Oh, yeah. Just like that. You're just going to tap it. I have to squeeze. Oh! Oh! Dan! Dan!

Oh! Runes covered in quail! Runes covered in quail! Look at my seat! Look at my seat! Look at my seat! Hey, hand out, that's on me. How is there so much in there? So easy to crack a quail egg.

You all have to crack one now. Alright, fine. Fuck y'all. Fuck. Here, hold on. Here, use this. Oh, this is foul. Pour a little water. I'm okay. All right, I'm just going to say it's harder to crack a quail egg than I thought. See? I agree with you.

No, you haven't. Oh, and yours actually looks good. Well, there's a lot of stuff buried. The top of yours looks good. I know. Yes, I have. Oh, my God. All right, you want to go around saying what we have?

All right, wait. We've got to do the creed. Tacos. We'll do the creed. And we'll end the show. Tommy, get over here. We'll start cleaning. Get over here.

All right. Well, we're going to say it all, get over here. We'll start cleaning. Get over here. All right. We're going to say it all. We're going to say it all out loud. Where's that creed? Did you put tobacco in mine, dude? That tuna smells so bad. It smells so bad. I need a cigarette.

Yeah, I do. There's just a mass of smells in here. Yeah. All right, I got you. I got you, I got you. Something smells spicy. What smells spicy? That's the original bitchin' sauce. Toss me this.

Okay. Oh, he does have a lighter. Nick. Nick Wow Oh it's on the couch Get it get it get it Get it get it Get up get up Get up get up

Put it out put it out Use the water Back up Tommy It's chaos Anyone else need a cigarette? No, I'm good for now. Pass that one around, Nick. Anyone?

Pass it around. I'll take a cigarette. Here, Kyle. He's short-armed. Oh, look at that landing. What if it just landed on the whole thing? Catch it, Nick. Scumbag.

Catch the cigarette. I'm not going to catch it. What if it burns my palm? Catch that shit, bro. Don't catch it with your palm. It's your fingertips. You never caught a cig before? Oh, my God.

This is... Tommy's leaving again. Anytime he has a cigarette smoke, he just leaves with all his candy. Good kid. He's a fucking good kid. He's a good kid. He's a good fucking kid. Good fucking kid.

He's going to be a good earner. He doesn't want to smoke? Come on, Tommy. Smoke off. Smoke with kid. He's going to be a good earner. He doesn't want to smoke? Come on, Tommy. Smoke off. Smoke with us. Smoke off, Tommy. Oh, they want chip. Oh, no.

All right. I will split the chip one. We can split it. Yeah. No, I fairly got to not have the chip. That's true. In replacement for tuna. Let's do it for entertainment.

I think the booth should eat the chip. The booth should eat the chip. The chip. DJ. The chip. That's true. In replacement for tuna. Let's do it for entertainment. I think the booth should eat the chip. The booth should eat the chip. DJ! Booth chip! Booth chip! You gotta booth it too. You guys all just take one bite. Alright, take the chip to the booth.

Take the chip to the booth. Booth chip. Everyone in the booth has to eat a little tiny piece of the chip. You guys wanted to show us the chat, huh? Just show us the chat, huh? Huh? Huh? It was your little backfire, huh? You want to show us the chat, huh, TJ?

You think you're a wise guy? Oh, yeah. Huh? Stuff your asshole. Well, my Tommy gun doesn't. Oh, and you have two cigarettes. All right. Nick gave me his.

Throw in the KB. All right. Mine's really starting to soak, which I don't like. All right, throw him in the water. Let's say the creed. Let's say the creed. Throw out those ciggies and let's get to eating. Yeah, let's get to eating.

I want to munch. I want to munch with my boys. So are we eating in order, though? Yeah. We're going to do a bite. Everyone does a bite. We'll go down the line and do a bite. From what I remember, one of you actually challenged me to a Nickelodeon fight. Oh, yeah. KB challenged you to a Nickelodeon fight. That's true. Gak. We'll go down the line and do a bite.

Oh, yeah. KB challenging to a Nickelodeon fight. That's true. Gak. We'll get to that later, buddy. All right. Here we go. Hand up. Right hand.

I think hold the ice cream up. Okay. I lost my paper. All right. Here we go. I don't have it on the phone. Two, one. Friday, October 8th, 2021. The Cream in selected by the Bob.

I will eat my ice cream and not be a slob. My ingredients, T-O-N-M, all store-bought. I will respect the clowns no matter how hot. When the clowns perform, I will always clap. I won't ever stop them, even if they kidnap. Viva. Viva. All right.

You can do the chip now. Yeah, yeah. Start eating the chip. Booth chip. Booth chip. Booth chip. Oh, my God. That's a lot.

TJ, what are you doing? Oh, no. TJ. TJ, what are you doing? TJ's a. TJ. TJ, what are you doing? TJ's a fucking beast. All right, let's stay on them for a second. No, no, no. Because it'll kick in fast.

Wait like a minute. Don't lick your fingers. No, TJ. Oh, TJ. Yeah, early hardship. TJ, no. You won. The gut slash.

Oh, no. Yeah, he's entering stage one. Oh, there goes Jay. Jay's breaking. Oh, no. Yeah, he's entering stage one. Oh, there goes Che. Che's breaking. Che's hurting. Che, does this reminisce of the time you had the green chili? You got diarrhea? It would probably be.

What's that? I have an update. I have an update, actually. Yeah? I tried wiping it the other way. Okay. It's way better, right? It's okay. It's more efficient than you showed it

TJ struggling TJ struggling It's hot TJ you have to stay in though You're like the band on the Titanic You gotta keep on playing for us brother You can't bail now I will die on this stream.

I love booth chips. Like the stream. Like the stream for TJ. Like the stream. Upvote. We're about to come to a brilliant climax, a culmination of all the disgusting cream that we've had put together. I think we also need to all make a pledge that no matter what.

No matter what fucking happens. No matter what fucking happens. We'll always stay in each other's lives. We will always do Tommy Walker Day. That's right. When Tommy Walker turns 40, and we're all just like, Tommy, let's go. You guys won't be done. Tommy, you want to pet an alpaca?

It'll be me and Tommy in here. If I'm 40, all of you will be dead. Oh! Good thing Mike didn't catch that. All of us. He said all of us will be dead once he's 40. Son of a boy dad. Rowan's going to leave and Tommy's going to fill in.

Yeah, you'll be the groomer, man. We got to go. All right, here we go. Owen, what do you got? And then take a bite. Oreos, lentil mac and cheese, turmeric chicken. Beans, right? And quinoa.

Oh, quinoa. Quinoa, chocolate quinoa, right? A lot of Oreos. Oreos make it look good. All right, right? And quinoa. Oh, quinoa. Quinoa, chocolate quinoa, right? A lot of Oreos. Oreos make it look good. All right, Nick? I have, what's vanilla ice cream? Oh, wait, did you take a bite? No, here it comes.

Sorry, Nick. Okay, the bite's in. Bite's in. And? Really good. It's really good. You just ate the Oreos at the top. Did you get the chicken? No, I fucking... No, you just ate Oreo. Look? Really good. It's really good. You just ate the Oreos on top. Did you get the chicken? No, I fucking...

No, you just ate Oreo. Look at this orange. Okay. He's right. I have orange, chocolate bar, egg salad, muscle milk. Yours actually is good. Except for the egg salad. Except for the egg salad.

Egg salad can ruin anything. Egg salad is kind of... It is very strong. There's a big piece of egg right there. I don't really want the big piece of egg. He puts egg salad on everything. It's just cold chocolate egg salad. I've got Tate's chocolate chip cookies, Kit Kat, umami sauce.

Shaquanda's umami. Shaquanda's umami sauce and Miracle Whip. That is not too bad. The only bad thing is your sauce. The sauce and the whip. The sauce smelled really bad. Oh, yeah, Brandon. Oh, yeah.

Good bite. Great bite. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, he's puking. He's puking. Oh, yep. Oh. Oh, he's puking. He's puking. Oh, yep. Yep.

Actually puking. He's actually puking? He's saying he's not. He's just spitting it out because that's against the rules. All right. So I have... Is this sauce hot? Is this sauce hot?

Shaquan's umami is very hot. What do you think? Shaquan's umami is hot. It's Shaquan's umami. It's definitely not as hot as what's going on in here, Brandon. How are you, TJ? Yeah, TJ check. It's not fucking good.

Cut to the boot. My whole body is wet. Suck it down, Brandon. You're fucked. It's Shaquanda's umami. Oh, man, Brandon. It can't be that hot. Is this sauce hot?

It's like barbecue sauce. Shaquanda's umami is like barbecue sauce? Oh, hell no. I might puke from your puke. I cannot get the egg taste out of my mouth right now. All right. Mine is Thousand Island dressing. This sauce hot?

Orange sun-kissed. There's tears coming down his Spider-Man face. Mango. Mango and bean dip. Spider-Man's leaving. Ew. And bean dip. The Thousand Island looks gross. It's a good hue. No, it's leaving. Ew. And bean dip. The Thousand Island looks gross. It's a good hue.

No, it's not. I can't watch. I can't look. Actually. Actually? Well, the sun kiss is by far the overpowering taste. Oh, that's good. But I got a little bean dip in there.

A little bean dip. Oh, God. Okay. Mine actually wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Okay, go ahead. I have the maca powder. Oh, no. The Thousand Island.

The maca powder, which is like an onion-based garlic powder, a talkie chip, a hot talkie chip, the jelly beans, and also some oats. You see the talkie? I see all those flavors. Oh, no. How's the maca powder? Oh, I have aftertaste just Thousand Island. The maca powder's so bad.

Oh, yeah. Can I get a replay of the quail egg break? Oh, baby. Can I get a replay of the quail egg break? Yeah. Oh, and Roan. Roan, no. Go back for seconds. You're going to go for seconds. He finally lost a draft.

Yeah. All right. Oh, Roan. KB. Oh, Roan. What are you doing? Roan's trying to pull an Owen. Oh, no, baby.

What are you doing? Oh, no. I have Twix, original bitchin' sauce, mozzarella, and quail egg. Okay. That's bad. Start it up. Three mini quail eggs, too. Just a real nice scoop.

Oh. Yeah. Oh, God. Serve it. Oh, you can see this quail egg jizz. It's... This is good. Let me get some.

This is good. It's actually good? Yeah, the quail egg, you can't even taste it. It's actually good. This is like a delicacy. This is like a good dessert. All right, Sass, round us off. Trying to get everything up.

Okay. All my good shit's on the bottom. So what do you have, Sass, round us off. Trying to get everything up. Okay. All my good shit's on the bottom. So what do you have, Sass? TJ, how you doing? I got... Oh, his hand's shaking. Yep. All right, so I have a full taco in mine.

I have marshmallow, cheese, tuna, Reese's, plant-based Oreo. I think that's it. I think that's everything. Yeah, I think that's everything. Where did Brandon go? I think he's got to do a show. No, he's eating Chick-fil-A with his boy. Yeah, with his little blonde-haired boy. That's pretty sweet. We broke the creed.

He did break the creed. Get some taco. Get some taco. There's taco, trust me. Oh, I see the chunks. Oh. I saw the chunks. Not so bad. Not so bad?

No. Oh. A tuna. A tuna. Zaz has the laziest face paint of all time. It's so funny what she did to your face. Nothing to do with you. Look at his face. She didn't even try. She was like, yeah.

It is so, so lazy. Mine's, like, not bad. You could actually see, like, how much lazier she got. Yeah. Yours is very detailed. Oh, yeah. It is so, so lazy. Mine's, like, not bad. You could actually see, like, how much lazier she got. Yeah. Yours is very detailed. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she got tired of it. This is a quick one.

Oh, man. I want someone to try this. It's very good. Don't play me. The mozzarella works. Don't play me. The original bitchin' works. You can't really taste the egg.

Don't play me. Are there any eggs left? Quail eggs? Yeah. You want to make taste the egg. Don't blame me. Are there any eggs left? Quail eggs? Yeah. You want to make an omelet? Oh! He got his ass. He got his ass.

That was my best poker face yet. That shit was vile. That was... Absolutely vile. Fuck was... Absolutely vile. Fuck yes, KB. He got your ass. So good. Why'd you believe him?

Why'd you believe him? Yeah, I'm throwing this away. Someone else try it. It's actually so good. KB, that was incredible. All right. I think that's our show. I think it is.

That was an incredible show. Thank you, that was incredible. All right. I think that's our show. I think it is. That was an incredible show. Thank you, everyone who watched. If you missed part of it, it will be on the Barstool Yak YouTube. Please subscribe to the Barstool Yak YouTube. That would be great of everyone, and we'll see everyone Monday. Oh, my God. How about you? What a show. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankees love. It's the act.

It's the act.