The Yak - Conquering Everest with the Coolest Man Ever...? | The Yak 5-25-23

Episode Date: May 25, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, pull that up. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. Yeah. Dine and talk shop. Hello. It's the Yak. It's the Yak.

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Comfortable and looking good in an airport? Impossible, right? Yeah. Uh-uh. Oh. Impossible. Roebuck. Where are you traveling to, Roan?

I'm going to go to Delaware. Nice. Not again. Give me a belt. I hate when you go to Delaware. It comes back such a douchebag. Why are you going to Delaware? The beach?

Dewey Beach? Uh, yeah. Bethany Beach? Hell yes. Why are you going to Delaware? The beach? Dewey Beach? Uh, yeah. Bethany Beach? Yes. Rehoboth? Dewey Beach. Dewey Beach. I used to go to Rehoboth every year with the old man.

Yeah. Wow. I know you did. He's like a legend around there. For real? Yeah. Oh, my God. He has like the little stone engraving underneath like a couple trees.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. More than one tree, which means he was donating. It's going to be dope, though. I might ride a jet ski. In his mouth. You've been on jet ski mode lately. You guys, we've got to go on a jet ski together. You should buy one.

Yeah. Commute to work. Yeah. That would be awesome. Could you technically do that? Definitely not. Or, I mean, well, actually, so how would it work? I'm saying definitely not.

Definitely, definitely not. No. I'm saying definitely would it work I'm saying definitely not Definitely definitely not No I'm saying definitely definitely not Definitely definitely not You just put it under the bridge The anchor I just I'd have to have two boat slips

One in Manhattan And one in Brooklyn You need a boat slip In Brooklyn Just stash it right there Under the bridge Or just put it Beach it

Yeah just beach it Under the beach No one would walk by And be like Let me steal this jet ski They wouldn't steal it under the beach. No one would walk by and be like, let me steal this jet ski. They wouldn't steal it, but I think- Hundreds of people

would walk by and be like, let me steal this jet ski. Uh-uh. No, they'd put a boot on it. Maybe thousands. Maybe thousands. No way.

If it's on a beach in Brooklyn- Nobody's stealing that. If someone's like, oh, I want to jump on this jet ski and steal it. Sass has never been

to Brooklyn. No chance. Sass thinks that Brooklyn is like Kuwait. He thinks it's like so far and so dangerous. It's too far. It's too far for me. Way too far.

No, it's not. Our houses are 12 minutes away. I think I've only been to your houses. I haven't been to Brooklyn either. You lived farther from the office than we did. When? When you lived in Hell's Kitchen. Your commute was longer.

It was. But that was because I didn't take the train back then. But what about the Brooklyn beaches? Aren't they a little bit more unpleasant? There's a couple. You're talking about local-wise. But this is the river, not the ocean. Oh, no, there's nice beaches, I think,

when you go around. But on the river... The river beach. There are there's nice beaches, I think, when you go around. But on the river. The river beach. River beach. There are river beaches. We're talking about a bank. A bank. A bank.

People do go in them. They go in the East River. They do? Yeah. And they wade. No, they wade? Yes. You know, like down by Pier 6?

Yes. It's like a little beach where like. And that's the slip I was thinking of. There's like the marina right there. There's kind of a little marina right there that I might be able to. Just do it one day. Do they fish? There are fishing boats, yeah.

They fish down by me. I've been thinking about wetting a line this weekend. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You don't cut any shows? No, but that's at night. Oh, and I'm in New York the whole weekend. So you still haven't caught a fish this spring?

No. Brandon is dumbass. Brandon's got a fish. Has't caught a fish this spring. No. Brandon is dumbass. Hasn't caught a fish. Brandon, we need to talk. Why? About your Chick-fil-A habit. No, we don't. Yeah, we do.

Number one customer. They wrote it on the bag. Twice. Did you see that? I did see it. You're famous in that Chick-fil-A. Instead of Express Delivery. Oh, you did it.

No, I didn't. Somebody. They wrote it. I don't know. You order it every day. I order it about every day. About every't. Somebody. They wrote it. I don't know. You order it every day. I order it about every day. About every day. Yeah.

That's a normal, but that's not surprising they would write it because you use Uber Eats, I'm assuming. Yeah. And it says, it comes up and it says you're a regular and it gives you a bunch of discounts. Yeah, no, I get a lot. How much do you spend a day? Yeah, that. I can confirm it was organic because i think that was the day big cat got wet and i went out to go steal the bathroom and when i came back i saw the writing

on it and it was we were all in here they want to keep you happy well i just order it now let's see their bottom bitch so you pay like an extra three to five dollars for express delivery no i don't pay for the express delivery just give it to him because they want to keep him so happy. They know that the minute he orders it, he's already well past hungry. They got a bad day coming in a couple of weeks. They're going to think it's God. It might dry up. It'll be over. Just keep ordering it here, man.

Just keep them afloat. Yeah, like JFK's eternal flame. Just keep ordering it every day. Everybody in Chicago is about to get blessed. Yeah, you are going to bless them There are no Chick-fil-A's in Chicago There aren't There's Raising Cane's

Might not be McDonald's Raising Cane's is good There's Chick-fil-A's in Chicago somewhere Sure? Yes I actually don't even remember seeing a single Chick-fil-A when I lived there The whole time TJ, can I get a check a single Chick-fil-A when I lived there the whole time.

TJ, can I get a check on the Chick-fil-A situation in Chicago? A heat map? Don't worry, they're all there. Yeah. I mean, Brandon, at this point, you could probably order it from New York and they would get it to you by noon. If you place your order at like 4 a.m. I'm also looking forward to Culver's.

Culver's is a big game changer for me What is Culver's? Culver's is Is it all fast food or is it just chicken? Oh it's fast food, it's burgers Burgers and custard Burgers and custard? Custard

Culver's is very great Big Cat, congrats It was good On opening a part of my cheesesteak in every census populated area in Florida Is that true? I so a list of like a hundred cities hell yeah we did yeah i didn't know that that was your goal when you started floridian city big cats loki ray crock now he's just opening up fucking food chains and coffee strains old brew now old brew that's crazy yeah People go crazy over the Stella. I've had so many candid conversations with people about Stella Blue is so good.

It's good coffee. Like off camera. That's a lot of cities to announce at once. It's all Florida. We were trying to do something for Florida after Ron DeSantis' little Twitter spaces. You did something. Did something for the state of... I was...

Tampon Springs? Who? That's the sponge capital of the world. Harpon Springs. I wasn't even making a joke. I guess it makes sense. Did you guys try to... Did you guys listen to any of that Twitter space?

No. It was just a colossal failure. They were expecting to get like 20 million people. It was like 400,000, I think. But it also didn't really work. What was he trying to do with the space? Announce his run. But it's like Twitter spaces, everyone knows they don't really work.

What was Trump up to during that? Oh, he made the funniest fucking... Let me hop on this. He got sassy afterwards. Let me see what they're saying. He made a video being like, this is Ron DeSantis

Twitter spaces, and it was the FBI, Adolf Hitler, the devil, Elon Musk, Ron DeSantis. Who else was in that Twitter space? FBI, Dick Cheney, George Soros,

and Klaus Schwab. Roasted his ass. Bro, you guys need to get on truth. You think like Ron Santis, like you got to say to yourself like is it worth it that I'm going to just get roasted by Trump? And lose.

Well, not even pretend like losing is not an option. Just say you're just going to go through the mockery, the public humiliation of basically the best battle rapper of all time. You're fighting the final boss in the game on the first level. And he's just

going to beat your ass for months. Which is funny because DeSantis is like who Trump thinks he is. Like the former jock, right? Was he a like the former jock right uh was he a jock you play college Harvard or was he am I here he was Yale and Harvard yes that doesn't really mean anything he was he was not getting those places I think he was a jag wasn't he was he in the Navy oh he was yeah he was um that's the lawyers in the Navy right that's an average guy he's a Yale baseball player. Yeah, no, no.

Or I thought... Oh, Jags, that might not be it, right? I think it is, because remember that show, Jag? Yeah. That show was awesome. That's all I'm basing it off of. My mom used to love that show. I think she was lusting.

Who was in that show? The same guy who was in... Mark Harmon? Was he in mine? Yes, I think he was. He was in the show about getting the newspaper guy who is in... Mark Harmon? Was he in mine? Yes. I think he was. He was in the show about getting the newspaper the next day or some shit. Oh!

Early edition. That was a great show with that little fucking cat. My mom liked that show too. That's Coach... What's his name in Friday Night Lights? I think that's the guy from JAG, is it not? No, that's not the guy from JAG. What's the name of the coach in Friday Night Lights? That's Chandler. Right? What's his name? Jag, is it not? No, that's not the guy from Jag. What's the name of the coach? That's Chandler. Right? What's his name?

Kyle Chandler. David James Elliott was the guy from Jag. What was Mark Harmon in? He was in something. Was he in CSI? Pull up Jag. Mark Harmon, yeah, CSI. NCIS. Yes, okay. Let's spork. Mark Harmon. Yeah, CSI. NCIS. Yes, okay.

Let's Sporkle Mark Harmon. I think we're done with Sporkle. No way. Really? I don't think the people like to Sporkle. I couldn't sleep last night because I was so excited for Sporkle today. Let's not have this be our day. How about after Memorial Day we're done with Sporkle.

Okay. All right, but also after, like, we got to go, like, an hour of yakking. An hour of yakking. Yes. We don't even mention Sporkle. That's all right, but also after, we got to go an hour of yakking. Yes. We don't even mention Sporkle. Also, Sporkle. That's all I'm going to be thinking about. We should be cautious about,

I think yesterday we didn't say the category we were doing, so the listeners were just like, what could this fucking be? Yeah. Fuck the listeners. They love us. I do have-

Put up a poll, TJ. I'm actually genuinely curious because I have seen people saying Sporkle's fun. A lot of people don't like it. There's a lot of people who are like, you guys are ruining it. Which I fully understand. I fully understand why they don't like it. I do have a guest here if you'd like to talk to him at all.

We have two guests today. Oh, you have another guest. There's a guy who climbed Everest. Oh, I didn't know that. And we also have, more importantly, Tommy Walker. Yeah, he's in the building somewhere. I saw him with some type of weapon. Yeah, him and Nick were just showing each other their knives.

Yes. Did he get the knife that you got him? No, I couldn't find it. That sounds like a battle axe. Yeah, Ken Jack gave him a battle axe, but we also have Kyle's really, really realistic-looking gun. Forgot about that. It should probably not be in the office.

Oh, no, no. Because of how realistic it looks. It's full metal. It might. He had gotten it to work. It's possibly a gun. We wanted a gun for a sketch that we were doing for Out of Order. Yeah. And we were here

and we were looking around for a gun and I was like, oh, Kyle has a gun. And I got it and they were like, no. They were like, that's way too real looking. Yeah. Wow. We had to Uber somewhere and we were like, we can't just bring this in the Uber. That's why it has his big ass suitcase. His big ass suitcase.

Tommy is energetic today. But he's been aligning his chi. He almost broke my fucking hand. Smokes or Walker? Walker. I went for a fist bump and he just fucking... He's fired up.

Strong. He's the best. He's got the best energy. He does. I'm feeling energetic today. He's got the best energy. He does. I'm feeling energetic today. It's a good day. Man, this happens as often as Haley's Comet for you. Summer solstice. Oh, no. Sass is happy and has energy.

Yeah, what? What? Have you ever seen that before? I just had a good night. I had a good night, and then I had a good morning. Who'd you get hit by lightning last night? Yeah, let me smell your dick. I just went on my phone for hours. That's awesome.

Yeah, and I was like, and sometimes I feel guilty when I do that, and I was like, no, I'm enjoying myself right now. I'm having a good time rotating between all the apps. Yes. YouTube, Spotify. Yeah. When you get that rotation down,

it's always fresh when you look at, oh. I was just watching stand-up for hours last night, and I was having a blast. Stealing some jokes. Stealing a lot of jokes, writing them all down. And then I woke up, and I talked to my mom for like an hour. Whoa! It was great.

How's she doing? That's crazy. I was like, Mom, look at all these jokes I just stole. If you write them down with your jokes, it's not technically stealing, because you forget whose is whose. Right. If you put them in between. Like a joke word bank. Yeah. You pick which one. stealing because you forget whose is whose. Right. If you put them in between. Like a joke word bank.

Yeah. You pick. You pick which one. It would be an interesting study to find out if it's your delivery or if it's just a bad joke. Like, oh, they didn't laugh at this famous comedian's joke. I need to work on my delivery. Yeah. Yeah.

Also, cover bands are real. Yeah. I did a whole bit about this. Cover comedians should be a thing. The first time I ever did stand up, I did a whole bit about this. Cover comedians? About cover comedians. And it bombed so hard.

They were like, wait, you're stealing all your jokes? Did you steal them? No. But they couldn't tell. Because it was so fucking funny. It wasn't funny at all. But it got you a deal. You should just do your own jokes and be like, this is a cover comedian show of Dave Chappelle and everyone will laugh.

That was the whole premise. So you did that? No, I made a joke. I had a notebook and I was like, all the jokes in this notebook are not mine. Oh. And I was like, I'm a cover comedian. That was your first stand-up set first joke? Yeah.

Whoa. It was at an open mic. Did you ever go back to the place that, like, that guy Oh, what is that place? I don't remember. It was like guy Yeah. Oh, what is that place? I don't remember. It wasn't. It was like, you know, he knows.

Oh, yeah. That was the first one ever, right? No, the first one I ever did was Producers Club in Hell's Kitchen. You ever do a show in Brooklyn?

Yeah. You get playing there? Yeah. And I left my card there. I never went back. Oh, shit. I actually asked Ron if he could get it for me, and he said no. It was Adam Friedland's show.

It was. Friedland's big. It is big. In, like, fucking Bushwick. He's at a trans bar. And Ron said, I'm not fucking going back there. Oh, no. They know me too well.

I made out with the bartender. Good dude. Go get the Eversky Good dude. Go get the Everest guy. Oh, wow. That's shocking. That is good. That's incredible. That is shocking.

We could push this all the way to Labor Day. Let's fucking play. Dude. Let's get to sporkling. What are we waiting for? Sorry, Everest guy. We could do an Everest sporkle. What are you looking for?

Tommy behind us? Give people an hour of yak and then we'll sporkle. Oh, it is? Wait, your food's here already? I was seeing if it was. Oh, no way. There is Chick-fil-A out there, but it's not mine. Steven, can you go grab the Everest guy?

How do you know? I do want to talk to him. Easy. It's with Donnie. Is that mine? No, there's no drinks. Zoom. We're almost there. Zoom. This camera is really good, there's no drinks. Zoom. We're almost there.

Zoom. This camera is really good. That's a wrap. It's a grilled chicken wrap. Well, that ain't. And card. Yeah, we're pulling a man card if whoever grabs that. So we'll be sure to intercept them.

Unless it's a woman. If you are getting a wrap, there's so many other places. Why would you get it from Chick-fil-A? That's chicken. People like the Chick-fil-A salads and stuff. You just know what you're going to get with the chicken. Don't tell me old blue eyes. Yeah, Pat.

What if we had to take Pat's name? No way. The only true man here. No. He does eat like a bitch. That's what Jerry said. Dugs? Yeah. He eats like a bitch?

Jerry just had a really funny treat one day. He's like, I went out to dinner with Dugs. We got two pizzas. I finished mine. He only had three slices of him. He eats like a bitch. Damn. Yeah.

Yeah. He hasn't been able to shake that reputation since. Whose could that be? It's got to just be a woman. This is going to be a crazy plot twist. What if it was the Everest guy and we had to pull his man card? Yeah. That would suck.

I mean, you got to do what you got to do. You know the top of Everest is thinking about the chicken wrap. Come on in, boys. What up? Yes. Yo. Come on in. Have a seat.

Sit down. Donnie, you want to take the standing mic? And you could even pull up that chair and lower the standing mic so you could just sit with us. Yo. Come on in. Have a seat. Sit down. Donnie, you want to take the standing mic? And you can even pull up that chair and lower the standing mic so you can just sit with us. Yeah. So this is Tyler. Tyler. Tyler's fresh off Everest. Fresh off Everest.

Fresh. A few days ago. Whoa. Holy shit. You can kind of tell. You have that glow about you. Yeah. Got some nice windburn and frostbite on my face.

And just like the glow of someone who just has pushed their adrenaline to its maximum. It was accomplished something, yeah. Do you still feel the effects, the post effects, like a euphoria or anything? Yeah, definitely euphoria, but also still can't feel my legs fully, so just super exhausted. When did you start? I mean, we first left there. Did you guys meet at base camp? No, we, like, both met in Kathmandu,

did the whole trek from there to base camp together, and then I left, and it probably took you another, like, 30 days to reach the summit. Oh, my God. All right, so I have so many questions about Everest. The first question is kind of stupid, but how long were you there at the top? On the actual summit?

Yes. Probably 10 minutes. Not worth it. It's wind chill. Not worth it at all. Wind chill, it was negative 60 Fahrenheit at the top, so it was no joke. And my phone started to shut down. My mask was freezing up, so we had to get out of there.

So was it cool? Could you see? Was it a good, clear day? Yeah, super clear. It just looks like you were on top of the world. You could see every mountain in the Himalayas pretty much. Oh, shit. And that's awesome.

From the top. Did you get any pictures? Oh, yeah. I got some good pictures. Best view ever or what? Best view ever. Yeah. Really?

That's fucking awesome. Don't most people start in May to get the best weather? Yeah. That's fucking awesome. Don't most people start in May to get the best weather? Yeah, the weather windows or the best weather windows are like late May, like last two weeks. So did you get any inclement weather? Yeah. So like we were usually this was a record year for number of permits like given out by the government of Nepal, 450, 460. So a lot of times people will wait in the long queue as they're reaching the summit, like 200 people, and you might have to wait two extra hours

just waiting for people to take pictures and stuff. NIMS was gung-ho and going the day before there was most people going up and maybe 50 to 70 mile per hour winds the whole time, super cold. I thought I was going to lose a pinky

at one point oh my god holy shit did you accept you just were like okay i'm gonna lose up you were fine with that i wasn't fine with it but it's like get a summit so how many pairs of gloves did you have on uh just one i had summit mitts so they were like super thick uh mittens pretty much can we see some of the pictures yeah and you said don do you have some um yeah well you probably have the photos from the summit. Yeah. So Donnie has, like, no mountain climbing experience. Send them to Donnie.

Donnie, send them to TJ so we can put them on the screen so people can see. Was it dangerous for Donnie just to go to base camp? In ways, yeah, for sure. I mean, you can get altitude sickness at any point during the trek, and it's no joke. Like, you can get – there's hape and haste, where either your brain starts swelling and filling with fluid or your lungs do. And some people don't even get the base camp

and have to go down to a hospital to, like, you know, not die. Did anyone from your group have that? Yeah. I don't want to mention names. I don't want to put him on the spot. But he had to go back down to Kathmandu to a hospital and then back to the UK. Oh, I see. Is it Prince Harry?

It could be. Okay. Holy shit. No, because he went back to the UK, not Los Angeles. Yeah, that's true. Epstein Island. Do you have experience before that with challenging peaks? Yeah, back in 2021 when it was like peak COVID, my girlfriend at the time and I wanted to, we were working remote.

We wanted to go somewhere. And like the only country that was letting Americans in at that time was Ecuador. And we flew down. We were like, let's just go work remote for a month there and see what there is to see. And there's some pretty good mountains down there. So climbed Cotopaxi and Chimborazoazo which are both like around 20 000 feet wow and just caught the bug and then met nims in uh qatar during the world cup and he's like you got to do everest with me i was like oh okay so now he was there and that's the next step you caught the bug yeah you got the itch after your

so everest wasn't your third mountain you climbed, was it? You also climbed the tallest peak on Antarctica. That is true. Mount Vinson. Wow. So that was number three, and this was number four. Jesus. And your girlfriend didn't want to do that anymore? That's why you guys broke up?

Yeah, exactly. She actually would have been there. She would have climbed Everest if we were still dating. She was a badass. I got a question about the physical aspect of it. You said you still can't feel your legs. Like why is that? What's going on in your legs?

They were just super cold? It's like – Or soreness? Yeah, climbing that much and then descending that much. Like your knees start to get all painful. It's just a lot, man. And what about like the brain swelling or like liquid in your lungs? Like what can you do to not have that happen to you?

Like how can you prevent against that physically? You can acclimatize properly. That's like your, your best option, which is that that's why when you climb Everest, you do a first acclimatization rotation, which is going up. There's basically base camp and then there's four camps following that. And to acclimatize, you'll hike up to camp one spend a night hike up to camp two spend another night to let your body like adjust to the higher altitude you come back down and then you do summit push like a week or two later once the weather's better you don't have

do you have something like physically that makes you really good at this do you have really good lungs or really strong legs or what is it no fear no fear yeah part of your brain missing fear because if you have fear you will just freeze up and it's bad. But I think I have strong legs. I think just... Wait, did you have oxygen mask while you're going up? Yeah, once you get to camp three, which is maybe around... Is this the top?

Yeah. Well, it looks like you didn't go all the way to the top. It's a little bit higher. It's higher, it's higher. Oh, okay. That's nuts. Holy shit. And then this is...

That's insane. That's the top. I don't know if you could zoom in, but like... That's fucking crazy. Jesus Christ. Yeah, it was... Would you ever do it again with no oxygen? Yeah, I would.

Really? Yeah, it's exhilarating to... So, Nepal doesn't require any experience, so so pretty much anyone could just do it? I think it's like a company-by-company thing. They want to ensure that you have the prerequisites to do it. Obviously, Nims is a good friend of mine, so he knows what I've done and trusts in me. But there are people on the mountain that you see who have probably never climbed a mountain before actually there were people in like multiple groups that i was aware of that

had never climbed a mountain before and they went right for everest as a first and what happens to them along the way do they quit oh they all they make it i think it takes a certain like mindset and those people if you're going to try everest as your first mountain you probably have donnie could do right yeah oh i was trying to convince him the whole time. I was convinced that Donnie was going to go up. When he said he was going to base camp, I was like, dude, you're going up. I want him to.

What's the cheapest you can do it for? Because it's, I mean... It's pretty damn expensive. Yeah, I mean, if you have a friend, like the cheapest you can do is probably like $40,000, $50,000. Oh. Wait, so... Stella Blue? Yeah,000, $50,000. Oh. Wait, so. Stella Blue?

Yeah. You might have to do it. Yeah. You were pushing some good ads out there. Yeah, he was. Yeah, and Stella Blue did pay for my helicopter back to Kathmandu. Right. There it is.

All right. Which really is just barstool, but yes. Yeah. I think we had a negotiation. I was like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think part of my cheese. I will make sure it's paid for.

Yeah. Yeah, part of my cheese. We opened a location in Nepal. Now, did you see the man in the green boots? I did, yeah. Who's that? He's a guy that died on the way up, and it's too dangerous to bring them down, right? Yeah, it's just like the amount of energy that it takes to take a dead body down. Once you're above Camp 4, it's just not worth it, so they leave the bodies up there.

So is that the death zone, they call it? Yeah, the death zone they call it yeah the death zone yeah wait so how much of that when i was looking at picture how much of it is actually like rope climbing uh most of it because really it's it's just such a steep incline that they have basically these uh fixed lines which are just ropes that are kind of anchored into the ice and you are using an ascender device to latch onto that and then you're climbing and if you were to fall back, this thing's going to catch on the rope. Wait, I want to see the ropes again.

Sweet. There we go. Yeah, that's crazy. You feel like a badass with all that gear on? You feel like you're in the Navy or some shit? It looks cool. You look cool as hell with all that stuff on. Wait, so when you get up to the top and you go back down, how long does it take to get back down to Camp 4?

Yeah, Camp 4. It took us seven, eight hours to get to the summit and then two to get back. And then. It's just so much faster. And then you stay in Camp 4 for a night? No, for like 30 minutes. And then you go all the way back down to Camp 2. Really?

Yeah. It is exhausting. That's crazy. What are you go all the way back down to camp two. So it's really, it is exhausting. That's crazy. What are you eating on the way up? Um, camp one and camp two, there's like proper kitchens, like proper pots and pans. So decent food. Nims, Nims does everything, uh, super well. So he had a chef up at camp two.

We were having proper meals. Then once you get to camp three and camp four, it's more so like, uh, dehydrated meals, ramen. Did you sleep at camp four one night? Yes. That's the night before you go up? Yeah. Then you wake up after four hours with a light in your face at midnight, and they're like, it's time to go up, and you're cold.

You just ate ramen with chicken feet in it. You're like, I don't want to do this. So you have to zip yourself up into a pretty crazy sleeping bag. Is that the photo that you had? Was that camp four, where you were in that like uh tent structure tent with you yeah that was camp three and are you worried when you're sleeping like i could die in the middle of the night oh yeah for sure like there's so cold you don't you know it's dangerous up there but like you don't really understand just how chaotic it

is until you're there like it's a wasteland at Camp 4, like broken tents and garbage everywhere. When we got up there, it was like 50 to 70 mile per hour winds at Camp 4 and we had no tent set up. So we were just sitting in this other company's tent with garbage all around us. Just you have a 20 pound oxygen tank with you.

You can't take it off. Otherwise you die. And it's like, this is no joke. Were there people without oxygen up there? I didn't see them but there were because there are people who attempt to go up with that oxygen what do they they use that like that mask that like just like heats their breath right yeah yeah what is that you know what it's called i forget what it's called but yeah it's basically keeps your breath right there so it doesn't like leave and then you don't frostbite in your lungs yeah you have no exposed skin at that point no i mean when we summited i

was most people wear goggles i was just wearing uh sunglasses so that's why my cheeks are still a little fucked up but uh got super bad windburn frostbite that i was gonna have a massive scar here oh my god and how do you take a shit or piss how do you take a shit and piss do you just not i feel like you just wouldn't i i didn't it would be brutal But there are people who get One of the symptoms of altitude sickness Is diarrhea and stuff like that I would just go As soon as it comes out of your ass

I'll tell you this It depends on the weather But a drop of condensation from a mask Fell on my phone at the top Instant freeze on the screen of my phone So if you were to take a shit it would freeze immediately So there were people having to do that? Yeah I didn't see it but it definitely happens on my phone at the top, instant freeze on the screen of my phone. So if you were to take a shit, it would freeze immediately. That's crazy.

Oh, so there were people having to do that? Yeah, I didn't see it, but it definitely happens. So you've never pissed? Never pissed. It's better to just hold it, even if you are going to... For all of Camp 4 and up. Yeah, it was just way too cold.

Imagine pulling your dick out and fucking 60 degrees below zero. Imagine how small your dick would be. You can get frostbite on your dick super fast. I believe it. So then did you piss when you got to Camp 3? Or Camp 2? I pissed somewhere on the way down, yeah.

Like maybe around Camp 3. That must have sucked. Yeah, it's not good because you're also in a summit suit so you have to unzip this whole thing, pull down your harness. It's a whole operation. Oh my God. So when you're going over those big gaps,

you have to do the ladder? Yeah. Was that horrifying? Because that sounds horrifying. Yeah. It's like when we first went up. I mean, you know that's the most dangerous part of the mountain. Yeah, yeah.

And you go through the first time, it's like, okay, this isn't that bad. But then you go through a few times throughout the month or so that you're there, and each time you go up, the ladders and ropes and everything change, and you realize how much the ice is moving um there were a couple avalanches a couple of my friends got stuck in avalanches and thought they were gonna die uh and also the ladders like we we were coming down from camp two and the sherpas were like uh we need 30 more minutes for breakfast

like we we started late and if they hadn't done that we probably would have died there was a huge collapse in the kumbu icefall like maybe 30 minutes before we got to this one location and holy shit the ladders went down into a crevasse but there was like a one section of uh maybe like 50 feet of ladders like four ladders roped together and you walk across it you look down it's maybe like 500 feet oh you're not supposed to i think aren't you not supposed to look down aren't you supposed to just just just power Yeah, you're supposed to. And you're shaking, and all you have is a little carabiner holding you on. That's crazy. Aren't the Sherpas predispositioned genetically to, like, can't they breathe better up there?

Yeah. That's crazy. Isn't that what Nims is like? They ran all those tests on him, and he just doesn't need as much oxygen. Genetically, Nims is like a freak. Yeah, that's nuts. And then you're up at Camp 4, and you are dying. The last thing you want to do is get out of your sleeping bag, get into the cold.

And you look at Nims, and he looks like he just came out of a makeover. He looks perfect. That's hilarious. So, Donnie, were you struggling at base camp at all? No, I was doing all right. Now, I was also taking Dymox, which you weren't taking. It's some sort of pill you can take that they recommend not taking if you're actually trying to climb Everest, because then if you forget to take it one day, you're just fucked.

Like, fucked, dead fucked? Yeah, like, it lulls your body into, like, a false sense of security. Oh. I feel like most fucked up there is dead fucked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you guys came across, across like very close to the summit a dude who had been like out in the cold for 12 hours and was on the verge of death it was crazy yeah what'd

you do you left him there no so so we're climbing up and i see this yellow north face summit suit way up near uh closer to the summit i'm like oh that must be because like you passed maybe five six dead bodies on the way up i was like jesus dead body and then we got closer and it's this guy not even wearing gloves his hands are kind of pulled into his sleeves with a ton of snow in them just rocking back and forth like no life in his eyes no oxygen and um he was probably an hour away from death or less he'd been up there for like hours since the previous day he was a nepali army captain the rest of his team left him because he wanted to summit. He was coming down, just collapsed.

And Nims was up there with us, obviously, and Nims is a badass and got his team to bring him down and was the highest altitude rescue in history. Holy fuck. Jesus Christ. Nims is like, he's probably still going to die. He sent a photo. Did he die?

No, he survived. Oh, my God. The guy he saved saved and you can see his face is just all black from the frost why did he not have gloves on oh well isn't a big start to you're in the rock you lose your mind he took them off yeah isn't a big thing when you when you're like trapped up there that you get you go so crazy you start like taking off all your clothes you're sweating like it's hot as fuck up here exactly yeah that's crazy sitting in it's nuts you start losing your mind like my buddy jacob who i climbed with he uh summited the day

after us but he said he was having auditory hallucinations like he thought the rest of the team was behind him there was no one behind him he saw his family's faces in the rocks above him oh my god when you see the dead people are like, because it's frozen up there, you can see their faces and stuff? Or is it just, holy fuck. It's the weirdest thing because they died like 10, 20 years ago, and they're perfectly preserved. Oh, my God. That's insane. When you go to the death zone, what is it like when you enter that zone?

What does it feel? Is it just instantly you're like, this is nuts? Yeah. Yeah, because it's like you're're coming up from camp three you go over the yellow band of lozai face then you make you kind of turn this corner uh into camp four uh south coal and just ripping winds um garbage everywhere people like kind of scrambling because a lot of people start to get panicked up there yeah it's pretty pretty it's called the death zone yeah yeah they shouldn't name it come up with a different name for it.

At any point. Fun zone. Was there any point in this where you were like, why the fuck did I do this? No, I don't think so. So where is your bug at now that you ascended the highest peak? He did it all. Would you want to do free soloing? I think I want to do the rest of the 14 8,000 meter plus peaks.

So like K2, other mountains like that. Are you already right now itching to do another one? Yeah. Yeah. I think only like 500 people summited K2. It's a really low number. Definitely less than like 2,000. So it might be like 500, yeah.

That's crazy. K2 is different than Kilimanjaro, right? K2 is like the most dangerous. K2's in Pakistan, one of the most dangerous mountains in the world, like Annapurna's up there. If you watch 14 Peaks, the documentary on Netflix, it kind of shows you all 14 in depth.

Is there one in America? No. Not Washington? They're all in the Himalayas, Pakistan, Tibet, and... Is there Mount Washington? No, what's the one in... Mount Washington's bad, though. They say that Mount Washington is the worst weather in the world, what's the one in Mount Washington's bad though

They say that Mount Washington Is the worst weather in the world What's the one in It has the fastest wind Yeah Washington Washington State Mount Rain

Mount Hood Oh yeah, that's what I was thinking of Mount Hood is like 6,000 You could climb that Sorry It starts at Because it starts at

Sea level That's what I was getting confused about Does he know your Everest equivalent? Oh, yeah. I climbed Everest, too. I should have said that. Yeah. Oh, nice.

Got it out of the way quick. Not a big deal. So similar to you, I was kind of losing my mind. I had eaten some mushrooms, and I was also sweating a lot. But, yeah, I did Everest. Nice. Oh, yeah. When was that?

It was August. It only took us like four hours. Where did that come from? We saw some guy who was like Everest adjacent. That British dude. Everest equivalent climbs. It was the writer or he used to work for the Packers.

He was like, I turned 56 today and this is what I did this last year. Everest equivalent. Have you seen those? How do you brag about that? How does it work? Just go up a mountain. Is it the stair master? Look, this is me almost at the top. It's nice and August.

Yeah. You went at the wrong time, bro. You fucked up, dude. We just went to a mountain in Boulder and we just walked for the amount of miles that it goes. Everest goes up and then we just said we did Everest. I have my oxygen.

You see it right there? It's attached. Oh, shit. Yeah. It's gnarly. Wow. Those boost things. Yeah, we were high on mushrooms. Shit.

We actually almost lost someone. Aria actually, he was very winded. He had no gloves on. He didn't take a shit, and so. That zone? Yeah. I was very constipated up there. I think I went six days

no without pooping but i went and like talked to the doctor and she was like well how do you feel and i i felt great so she was like all right you have nothing to worry about every day donnie would wake up and be like my head still haven't pooped oh no we're getting concerned right like you might get sent down um yeah i mean if i felt like if if i like, it's been 12 days, I haven't pooped, they'd be like, this is not okay. Wait, what's the distance between base camp and the summit? Like vertical feet? Yeah.

17,500 meters to 8,800. Oh, so it's a long way. I was feet to meters. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so it's like it's 5,200 meters at base camp, and then you go up 8,000. 8,000, so 3,000 meters? 3,000 meters, yeah. So it's about 11,000 feet.

Wow. It was more like, it's wild how I left, and you had to stay up there for 30, 40 days. I don't know if I because i like i was freezing up at base camp that would be tough to deal with another month of that wait so how long were you how long were you out of base camp like going up to the whatever the second camp uh in how many days in total um like with the first rotation and the summit push, maybe a week and a half. Damn. So you spend a lot of time in base camp.

It gets pretty boring. Bro, can you go around the room and can you say who you think could do it or not? Yeah. Donnie could definitely do it. He could do it. Thank you. Have you seen his legs, though? It's not –

They're skinny. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Not a strong suit. I don't know. I don't think so. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Not a strong suit. I don't know. I don't think so. I obviously could not say no. You can't be out in the sun.

Is that the Chick-fil-A bag? I'm saying you don't know. For him, you're belittling your achievements so much. So much. I couldn't walk to Times Square right now. Okay, then no. I think... I did Everest equivalent Okay, then no. I think... I did Everest equivalent.

No, no. I've seen Stella Blue up there, so I have this weird feeling about you just being able to crush it. Spiritually, yeah. Spiritually, you've been there. Oh. Yes.

I could do it. I don't want to do it, but I could. You ran like a... Actually, you know what? I'd say it. I'd probably do it with no oxygen. First try. Yeah.

Is there anyone that just goes straight from... They don't have to get acclimated, so they just goes straight from like the kent that are like they're they don't have to get acclimated so they just go straight from the bottom to the top there are like nims nims could do that easily he could do that tomorrow he he nims uh so fucking documentary started from the bottom just went straight up to the top of everest then straight up at the top of uh lozai the highest mountain and then mccallu all within 48 hours yeah three of the highest mountains in the world. He's actually superhuman. Yeah, he's a freak of nature.

You guys gotta watch his documentary. It's awesome. You gotta watch it. It's so good. What about KB? Talk nice to me. Yeah, he could. I am too fearful. Oh, yeah, you hate heights. A lot of the really good, experienced climbers I saw up there were around your size, so I feel like

it helps being shorter and compact. Oh, thank you. It makes the mountain a lot bigger. It's true. But then I think maybe your body doesn't- I want to get into rock climbing, kind of. You have a fear of heights, though? Falling.

I couldn't do a ledge. When you're towards the summit, you look down and you can see Camp 2, which is like thousands of feet below. You're like, fuck. We were in Joshua Tree, and we had Kyle get on a boulder like this, and he couldn't. It's about like a six-foot boulder, and he, like, froze. Top.

Had to be. It's about Roan. So I think in the video, we have him leaning against it. Yeah, I think so. That's like a kind of hiking hat sweatshirt look. Yeah. Good day for the town. I knew you were coming in.

He seems to be the most interesting. I heard my feelings. It's taping right now. I want to do it at some point. Wait a minute, wait a minute. So you just did this incredible superhuman thing that almost destroyed you, and you just went around this fucking room. Yeah.

This room. And you said five of the six or six of the seven guys. Some of us are young enough that we have time to turn things around. No, no, no. He's saying 85% of the people in this fucking room right here could do it. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. I really do.

And I. Now we got to all do it. Please give Big Cat a no, too. Maybe that should be the big standoff. No, I could do it. I have the mind for it. Again, no oxygen. He's done it.

No problem. He knows what the struggle is. Right. Sweet. I got to know how long in days or hours. Get headphones on. Sorry, sorry. Pop those headphones on real quick.

We got Stephen Che about to ask you. He could obviously do it. He'd probably sprint up the hill. So what's up, Tyler? Quantify this for me. How long in days and or hours did you go without peeing? Because I can't conceptualize. You want the longest period

of time? Yes. Is it longer than 24 hours? Oh yeah. There was a three day stretch where I didn't pee. Whoa. Three or four days? Oh yeah. You were drinking water. Your body is using so much of it that I don't think

so much needs to leave. There were times where you just don't want to take off your summit suit, so you're... You should just have, like, a plastic bag inside the suit that you can pee into. Sort of like a catheter. A catheter, yeah. Yeah. That's a good invention. What is the...

That's a weird-ass question, but what do the Sherpas call sex? They have some weird name for it. It's like making sauce or something like that. It's like forbidden. It's forbidden on the mountain. You can't fuck on the mountain? No. You can, but you're not supposed to. They say that the gods of the mountain will get you. What's the world record for highest conception? You fucked on the mountain?

Yeah. You pissed off the gods. Come on. The coolest guy in the world. Better not go back. Oh, no. Fucked on the mountain? Yeah. What? You should have led with Oh, no. Fucked on the mountain? Yeah. Whoa. What? You should have led with that, bro.

Holy shit. That's devastating. DJ, change the thing underneath the features. Fucked on Everest. Oh, my God. Oh, no. You've been sauced. You ever fuck on Everest?

Donnie, did you beat off on Everest? Whoa. I beat off up at base camp. You definitely did. If you got to think about it, you did. I think I did my first night because I was just like eating off in my sleeping bag. Well, like help generate body heat. Yeah, of course, of course.

Jacking off on base camp compared to fucking on Everest. He fucked at base camp. But it's still on the mountain. You're very high up. Damn. Yeah, I mean, you were saying that base camp has a reputation as sort of like the Olympic village up there where, like, a lot of those climbers. I'm sure that everyone's very horny. If there's a chance you die. You got to fuck.

Yeah. One last nut. Final nut. People are super athletes. Like, what was your background? You guys were sport fucking up there. Yeah. Not for pleasure.

What was your background athletically coming into it? What other sports do you do? Since, like, college, nothing. Just all weird old things. Did you play a sport in college? No. I played rugby for a little bit. All right.

Why did you say since college? I was going to say, you should mention if you played a sport in college. That's pretty impressive. That implied that you played a sport. I grew up wrestling. That was pretty much it. And then. What, where?

100 and Central in New Jersey. High school. Yeah, they're a powerhouse. Yeah. Hey, we were good. Who do they wrestle against? Name some of the schools. Star Wrestling.

Regional. Yeah. Phillipsburg. Yeah, Phillipsburg. Yeah. New Jersey's great One of the best He's a big wrestling guy

Then like after college I started doing Ultra endurance stuff So I've done A ton of ultra marathons I None of us are doing Ultra marathons

None of us can do it The fact that you guys Accepted his yes Was nice of him He was being nice I'm not gonna Not accept the yes I accepted it

and I'm going to think about it all day why wouldn't I accept it I told him don't even consider yes for me I'm going to be telling I'm going to call my mom

after this and be like yeah you said I could climb that guy the fuck don't ever said I could climb what's an ultra marathon that's almost

just as insane anything over a marathon distance so um so if you go like one mile over? Yeah, I mean, that's bullshit. What's the longest ultra marathon you've done?

150 miles in the Sahara Desert. Oh, I've heard about that. The Marathon de Sable. Do you know about the guy who got stuck and stranded and survived? Yeah, I saw that on Netflix. That's insane. 150 miles? How long did that take you?

A week Because it's a stage race So every day is about 20 something miles The fourth into the fifth day is 50 miles And you're carrying everything you need on your back So it was like a 20 pound backpack Run through the desert Are you running or walking?

There's definitely walking involved Because there's super steep sand dunes at points But a lot of running What's your job? I work at SpaceX. Oh, sick. God damn it. You piece of shit.

See, now I'm doubting myself. Now I'm doubting myself. What happened with the 150-mile run? It was fine. Couldn't run four miles. Those guys were trying to blow it up? I was actually watching that with him on the mountain. He was super pumped.

He got everyone in our group to watch. And it was a little awkward because I didn't know it had exploded. I was like, oh, that was supposed to happen, right? That's when it like detaches. It wasn't supposed to happen. It was like we were mainly testing the infrastructure of the launch pad, making sure it could sustain like that type of launch. And it did successfully.

So it was a successful test. And then the icing on the cake would have been if the first and second stage separated. But it obviously exploded so you gotta you gotta mark walberg that and be like if i was there it would have gone different i think i think shame you're on everest yeah if i wasn't in nepal i could have fixed that probably mid-not when it blew up probably it blew up as soon as you did didn't uh you also like row across the Arctic Ocean? That was something...

Okay. I didn't just make it stop. I did not know that when we were doing the trek. I found out about that later. So what does that even mean? So me and five other guys got into a 28.5-foot Rannoch R45 fiberglass robo and rode from Svalbard, a Norwegian archipelago right north of Norway, up to the edge of the polar ice cap and basically down to Iceland.

And we were the first and only people to ever do it. No one's ever crossed the Arctic Ocean in a manpower. How long did that take? That was two weeks. So three of us. A picture of that? Yeah. Who is my Instagram?

We had to ask him if he fucked on Everest instead of him saying that the first sentence. You should have just dropped that right when you walked in. What's something embarrassing that's happened to you? Has anybody ever... What have you failed at? What have you failed at? Came way too fast. Yeah, your relationship with your ex-girlfriend.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a fail. But three people would be rowing at any time, and the other three would be in the cabins on either end of the boat, like, changing, eating, whatever. And you would row for 90 minutes, rest for 90 minutes, row for 90 minutes, and you would do that 24-7 for two weeks straight. Oh, my God. I lost, like, over 15 pounds in two weeks. Wow. That's a good diet.

Did you lose a lot of weight on Everest? Lost a lot of weight. I was a little bit more bulky before I left. Wait, so that had to be, like, when you get to like minute 88 of rest, you're like, fuck. Yeah, it sucks. Like that's, that would just be, are you sleeping? I guess like you sleep every time or do you sleep a couple of the times you in that 90 minute period off, you have to change out of your sopping wet clothes.

You have to eat and everything. So you probably have like 30 to 45 minutes of sleep. So you're sleeping like four or five hours a day. So a couple a couple days in you start feeling lobotomized and it just becomes this was there any was there one guy who wasn't really rowing that hard probably me oh shit i was in the back eating and shitting yeah you get to stay in uh long ear bin or whatever yeah yeah we were there for places fascinating yeah it's pretty awesome was there any moments during that expedition where you're like we're gonna die yeah that was like that put everest to shame that was uh we had no support vessel that boat is designed there's a lot of people who row across the atlantic from like portugal to south america and the pacific and those are warmer climates

this boat's not meant for like freezing temperatures and we had no support vessel we got hit with crazy storms our electrical system failed and if any of us went overboard hypothermia would have set in even if we got them back on the boat there were no dry places you would have died and with the storms and everything there were like multiple instances where i was like i'm gonna die and it was like as close as you can ever get to death jeez there was there one guy who was like the guy who everyone looked at like the electrical system fails and you're like can you fix this dude yeah i think this guy carlo facino he's just like everybody's panicking in the midst of these you need one guy because if you don't have that one

guy i think you like yeah this guy people would be panicking and we would look into the uh cabin at the back of the boat and he'd be sitting there cross-legged looking perfect it's like a situation eating his yeah that he warmed up. It's like that guy knows what he's doing. Yeah. Do we have the yak panics? In the yak panics, who's the guy that sort of keeps you calm? Nobody.

We don't have one. Probably Kay. Probably Big Cat. Bring you in. Me or Che. Che. He doesn't panic. Che's not a...

He's never experienced panic. He shows very little emotion. Have you ever been to the world's largest chocolate waterfall in Anchorage? No. I have. I have. Have you ever broken the bread record at Les Bernardins? No.

Okay, well, I have that. Do nothing. Dude, imagine how many bread pieces he would eat. He would fucking clean them out. He would be putting down baguettes one at a time. Let me have something. There's no doubt about it. There is this food eating competition at SpaceX that's been happening for years called the Nuggin Shug,

where you eat 75 chicken McNuggets and 15 beers that are at least 4.2 ABV and 100 calories as quickly as possible with a partner. And I won that my first year at the company. It's 75 chicken nuggets, 15 beers? Yeah. We got to do that for our next year. We got to do that. We're going to have to do that. Yeah, the nuggin chug.

We're not finishing that. Winner gets a job at Spades. Guys, seven beers? What kind of beers? Do you say heavy beers? No, that's light beer. Yeah, like Coors Light, Bud Light. It all works.

Yeah. You split it? I split it with two people. My partner only ate 10 nuggets and drank like three beers and i you drank you ate 65 nuggets and had and i and you can't throw up for an hour after you finish so tears oh that's that's the worst part by far yeah because i was the tank tried to eat a bunch of nuggets and then 50 45 he got 49 and a half. He palmed that second. He palmed the last half. Palmed the last nug.

It was full. His Apollo, his, ah, you got me. Yeah. It's so funny. So you think, so in a case race, you're pretty deadly. Like, you think you could beat, like, if we had a hoss that comes in here and he can really put him down, you think that you go toe-to-toe with him? Could have a chance, yeah. You think he'd Tyler versus Gilly?

Maybe. It's like a sideshow sideshow yeah a sideshow damn joey and pat want to do one in june they badly want to do one in june let's do it what's elon up to bro what's he saying elon's uh busy with twitter yeah hasn't been around as much did you see him when you were spacex would you be walking around uh he's always down in texas i'm based out of la or headquarters so he's been in a few times here be walking around? He's always down in Texas. I'm based out of LA, our headquarters, so he's been in a few times here and there, but he's always down in Texas with the Starship stuff.

He came out to Qatar during the World Cup, and we were flying out as he was flying in, so I missed him there. Twitter has consumed him. What is this? It's a Vanderbilt. Are they looking at us? They love staring. Stop looking at us.

Is this like a tour group of Vanderbilt. Are they looking at us? They love staring. Stop looking at us. It was just like a tour group of Vanderbilt. Business class? I gave him a speech earlier. I guess MB went to Vanderbilt. Yeah, she did. Yeah, I went in and gave him a 20-minute speech. You did? They always have you for speeches.

Yeah, they just let me go and speak. They just let me give speeches. What was your speech about? I was just off the cuff. I just went off the cuff. Talked about connectivity. No? Con what? Conactivity? Conactivity. I was just off the cuff. I just went off the cuff. Talked about connectivity. You know? Con what?

Con activity? Con activity. Con activity, but also connectivity. Con activity. Yeah, they're good folks, though. They're good people. None of them could climb Everest, probably. Not like us guys in here.

Oh, yeah. No, this room's full of Everest. Did you find that boat? I want to see that boat. Donnie, are you doing your podcast? Going down? Am I doing? Are you doing that boat? I want to see that boat. Donnie, are you doing your podcast today? Am I doing? Right there, the Guinness World Records. I'm going to do macro dosing after this.

On the right, right there, if you click that, you can scroll through. Yeah, we broke 11 Guinness World Records with that row. I got eight. What? You have the plaques? Yeah, in my closet at my mom's house. Oh, my God. Do you have any other Guinness World Records?

You've got to have a lot of world records to just keep the Guinness World Records in the closet. That's a much smaller boat than I thought. Just bury them? I've seen this. Over the Arctic Ocean. What the fuck? So you guys are just rowing and you've just got to keep doing this? Just like your brains shut off?

Yeah, for two weeks. Do you guys have any laughs? There can't be much to laugh about. It was miserable. Everest in the ultramarathon? Not in the boat. Did you guys have any laughs? There can't be much to laugh about. It was miserable. Did you drink at all? Not on the boat. It's a crazy story. We were supposed to go to Iceland, and our electrical system failed,

so we washed up on this little Norwegian military island called Jan Mayen, which is the size of Manhattan, maybe a quarter of the size of Manhattan, and had 18 people on it. We had a tall boy right when we got on the shore, and I got hammered from one beer. From one beer? Hey, where's this? Is this at the end?

Yeah, Jan Mein when we washed up. That's like, it's a... Bro, you didn't fuck on an iceberg, did you? No. Okay, thank God. Holy fuck. You washed up, so like you just had... We had to get special permission from the Norwegian government.

I was the first American to step foot on that island since World War II. It's like top secret. I didn't know anyone lived there or even were stationed there. They do 18 people for six-month rotations, so they fly them in six months, fly them out, bring in a new team. Did you see whales up there? Oh, yeah. When we were rowing, there were whales just breaching the entire time, puffins circling around.

It was awesome. Wow. That's awesome. Fuck. You're a man let's go bro you're a guy we've ever had on the air we're bitches yeah doing more shit dude we are to live like bitches i gotta i don't know dude what yeah what's that look brandon good my philosophy is like the when you do these things, you kind of bring them into the sphere of your comfort zone,

so normal life becomes a breeze because you're not dealing with it. None of us even have a philosophy. Not one of us. I've never faced adversity. I've got to get a philosophy. I've got to start working on that soon. I hardly have a credo. No mantras?

We're fucking broke, dude. We're aimless. We're listless. Fuck. Well, Tyler, thank you. You're the man. That was awesome. Thanks for having me.

Appreciate it. Donnie, thank you. Thank you for finding and inspiring. Donnie undersold you a little. He was like, hey, my buddy climbed Everest. I didn't know all the other stuff. He's done everything. Best guy ever.

And credit to Donnie for, like, picking up cool. You pick up cool dudes in the world. He does. Who does love Donnie? You have such an eye for fellas. You just bring them back to us. Donnie and I have had some insane experiences together. Like, we only met back in November in Qatar, but we have had some wild times.

That's Donnie's life. Yeah, Donnie is fearless. Donnie is fearless. Yeah. Yeah, well, thank you, because you were the one who invited me to join the trek. Of course. Nims had no idea what Barstool was, and you were just like, hey, a vlogger wants to join for the first part, and I think it will be some solid PR.

Yeah. Thanks for putting in a good word. How is Nims? Is he Saturdays for the boys? Always. Is he doing it all be some solid PR. So thanks for putting in a good word. How is Nims? Is he Saturdays for the boys? Doolies. Is he doing it all? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, okay. That's a yes. I heard yes. I heard a yeah. Nims is a passionate Dave Cood solid MSG guy. Nims was a stoolie, and then Mitzi got fired, and he's out. All right, man. Watch Donnie's videos.

Donnie's videos, they're coming out now. They're already starting to come out. Check that's out. All right, man. Watch Donnie's videos. Donnie's videos, they're coming out now. They're already starting to come out. Check that shit out. The Mad Honey came out yesterday. Chase will got to do it.

Jay has to try it. Jay has to try it. He'll be fine, Jay. If you just get one teaspoon, it'll be a breeze. Yes, I did. You got to try it. I can do it next week.

Thanks, guys. Tyler, appreciate it, man. Tyler Studd, Glennie with his OnlyFans. Girl, do it next week. Thanks, guys. Tyler, appreciate it, man. Tyler Studd. Glennie with his OnlyFans. Girl, this place is buzzing. This place is alive. That was awesome. Girl's got the thong on the outside of her pants.

The fact that we had to pry things out of him makes, like. He's the coolest person I've ever met in my entire life by a lot. Yeah. He was so gracious and said we could all do it. They didn't say they got the drink order wrong, so I reordered the drinks. They should be here shortly. Bro, well, if you quit this job, it's not like we're gonna live our best lives. This is our, like, this is our version

of living our best life. We're never gonna do some cool-ass shit like that. Fuck. Like, we have to have already been doing it for so long to even get close to that shit. The rush I got from just him telling us. Yeah. Is that my sandwich, Brandon? Insane.

No, you can have some nuggets. You didn't get my sandwich? This is my sandwich. Well, Sav said he wants the sandwich. I understand he said that. You didn't get me one? No. That's nuts.

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He was very gracious and took charity on all of you and said you could do it. Obviously. You can do it and you can do it and you can do it. But why didn't he just go ahead and extend that little bit of charity to me? Oh, yeah. Dude, he's not a liar. There's a credibility involved with a guy that climbs Everest and honesty and a code and he just can't lie. It's also like a safety thing.

Like he doesn't want to tell you you could do it, and then you go up and die. He doesn't want to be in charge. He'd be liable. Yeah. The people of your ilk. Yeah. You're too fair for them.

He saw Rush scribbled on the side of your Chick-fil-A bag, and he knew you couldn't do it. A priority. Yeah. What's going on now? They're taking all the free stuff out. They're turning from free stuff to trash. I'm sure they're amazing how fast it could happen.

Damn. I got to climb Everest. Stat. We found out who took the Chick-fil-A wrap, by the way. Oh, yeah. Who got the wrap? Tech guy Andrew. No.

Tech guy Andrew. Man card. Oh. Man card on Andrew. Man card. Oh. Man card on Lisa. Live event, Lisa, your man card, please. Your man card. We're going to take it. Dude, that guy is so badass.

I'm fascinated by the psychology of kind of getting off from extreme discomfort yeah he obviously has a crazy drug-like rush from accomplishing that he's so bored all the time he needs to keep doing shit like that yeah he has to be so bored from things that give us a rush

right, but nothing is uncomfortable for him talking to us just now was probably agonizing for him. Yes. He was feeling the pose of down for it. I should be on top of him right now. For sure he liked me. No, he hated you.

He hated you. Oh, he liked me a lot. Oh, no. He looked at me and he said, you're an Everest guy. He gave me his number. He said, I know an Everest guy when I see one. I said, yeah. I can't believe he fucked. I said, I know an Everest guy when I see one. He said, yeah.

I can't believe he fucked. I can, but I can't believe he made sauce. He was his girlfriend, right? He has a girlfriend. Oh, his girlfriend. He broke up with his girlfriend. He said his only thing. He failed at his love.

He pulled on Everest. Pulled on Everest. Way different than his fucking new girl. He brought fucking sand to the beach? He brought snow to the mountain? God, no. He's a good looking dude.

But I also think he definitely enjoyed this because I think part of being a hero is sitting around the fire and telling the story of your journey. He's human.

Letting your legend grow. So I think this was essential as part of his hero's journey that he's on. Fucking crazy. We gotta do the nugget chug yeah that was our biggest takeaway from that joey kamasta is a monster at devouring did you see him on the dog like fast food stuff no he like uh and jeff d loads of like a dozen fast food things Where he combined all these different Like burgers, buns, sauces Blindfolded And Joey like nailed them all cold

Shit We got a nuggin chug I want to climb Everest too Hardest thing about my day to day I think Kim has like four different types of cookies Kim? It's good to see that Kim still likes barstool. Her daughter doesn't.

That was the address. I saw AB yesterday. She was in the office. Yeah, I saw her. She showed up. She was here? She was here on Tuesday. Two days in a row, actually.

Two days in a row? She was bragging. Jordan wasn't, though. Correct. So that's where the real riff is. The count continues. I Jordan wasn't, though. Correct. So that's where the real riff is. The count continues. I need them in the office. Why aren't they here?

Why aren't they here? I'm here. Get them here. Why doesn't everybody do the same thing as me? Holy shit We should do another case race I miss drinking with you guys I think we gotta do a couple

Do something in June Do something in June Then we should do something in July Keep on asking me Done We should just get shit faced Come in June, then we should do something in July before everyone leaves. Joey and Pat keep on asking me. Like, they're like, are we doing a- Yes, done. Done. We're in.

Maybe we should just get shit-faced right now. Like, we think you guys are homophobes. Like, please have us on. Did they listen to the unedited case race? Huh. Huh. What? Nothing.

Dude, Taylor Swift was right outside of my apartment yesterday. What? Nothing. Dude, Taylor Swift was right outside of my apartment yesterday. What? I walk out, my whole street is filled with girls screaming and jumping around. And I just got to see her car drive away. I'm legitimately excited and happy for Kelly Keegs. I didn't know she'd never been to a Taylor Swift concert. She said she's already cried today. It's tomorrow.

I was talking to Keegs yesterday, dude. I didn't know that Taylor Swift does four hours on stage. Wow. She's on stage for four, like, Phoebe Bridgers goes up for, like, an hour, and there's, like, another opener, and then Taylor Swift does four hours. I think she said she does, like, 75 songs. Holy shit. Yeah.

Wow, what a pick-me. I know. Oh, wow. You guys love me? Let me give you some more. That's a workout. It is. That's like summoning Everest. It's, like, harder. She doesn't tour, like, You guys love me? Let me give you some more. That's a workout. It is. That's like summiting Everest.

It's like harder. She doesn't tour like every summer, right? She's always on. I think she's always on tour. Oh, really? Brandon would know more than anyone. Why is this tour specifically like so crazy? Ass, fuck you.

Oh. Oh. Easy there. Easy there, brother. People have come up to me today saying, do you have tickets? And they've asked me. I didn't come up with the rumor. You said it.

You're the one that said it on the show. How was I not going to not address that? Did you already sell them? You said it into a microphone. I heard the rumor. I'm sorry. From another party as well. So how much are you making off these tickets?

Well, he's not going to have them on the day of, too. Like, he will have already sold them. The week before. But I don't... Anyway. Why is this tour? Caroline came up to me and asked me, please take care of me.

I was like, I don't have anything. Why is this tour specifically so crazy? It's like the Decades tour, right? Erez? Yeah, but like if she tours all the time, I thought she didn't tour very often, and that's why it was so crazy. What's special about this one?

Right. Anyone? I think maybe she's going through her whole catalog in like order or some shit like that. Maybe she doesn't tour a lot. We call Kelly Keegs and we'll see if we can get her to cry. Oh, let's go. Stephen, go get Kelly.

Let's see if we can get her to cry. She'll cry. I went to get Tommy, and he is playing video games with Spider. Perfect. What game are you playing? Don't force it. It takes two. Spider and Tommy are best friends.

Yeah. He said he wanted to do that for right now. He wanted to discover that a little bit longer. This is actually more impressive than climbing Everest, is being as hardcore of a Swifty as Kelly and never going to see her. I know. The abstention. I thought Kelly got tickets to like Philly, Baltimore, New York.

I thought she got tickets to like every show. Me too. Well, she's probably selling them too. She probably fucking got a brick off it. Yeah, you and she in on it, Brandon? She's a hustler. I don't know, man. Made friendship bracelets for tomorrow night?

You made 100% profit, right? It's pretty good. No, because I heard you got them for free from game time and flipped the tickets. You made friendship bracelets for tomorrow night? You made 100% profit, right? It's pretty good. No, because I heard you got them for free from game time and flipped the tickets. Not really flipped. That's what I heard. That hurt my feelings, Brandon, what you said to me. You said, fuck you, sass?

It wasn't even like that. You were like, sass, fuck you. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. All you did was reverse the words a little bit. No, but it was the way you said it. So this started, Kelly, because I said, I weirdly feel like excitement and pride for you for going to the first concert ever, which is a weird feeling to feel for someone to just go to a concert,

but I do. I saw your tweet yesterday. Thank you. It's my first, I've been to like concerts before. It's just my first Taylor Swift concert. How? So Taylor Swift concerts have always been hard to get to. Like tickets are impossible.

They've always been that way. Does she tour a lot? No. Well, she hasn't toured since 2016. Okay, so that's it. No, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. No, yeah.

Because we were curious why this tour, and I said it must be because she doesn't tour a lot, and Sass incorrectly was like, she tours all the time. She said she might. No, no, no. Well, she was supposed to do a tour for her Lover album, but then it went out. It was an ambush. That's what Sass was saying.

She had to cancel everything. Didn't you ignite a wildfire when she first released her tickets? Yes, that was when I went on Fox because Ticketmaster screwed everybody out of the tickets and let all these second, third party people line up. Like Brandons of the world? I just have heard about this for the first time when I was outside. We're all hearing about this for the first time. It is fake, yeah?

We're all hearing about it for the first time. He sold over 100 tickets to each event. To children. Kelly, we'll let you judge. We have the clip of his reaction. You're lying. Him denying was the worst denial I've ever heard. That was the confusing part.

What's going on here? He's made so much money. He's made so much money. This has to be a lie. I don't know. I can just come clean, Brandon. Explain about what? Che in the shower. Outside before he was just joking around and then I was like, for real? Are you for real? And he was like, I got a million kids. You think I'm buying Taylor Swift tickets? Correct. I got four kids.

You think I'm buying Taylor Swift tickets? I don't know if you're trying to hike them up and resell them to the poor people of the poor Swifties who are getting taken advantage of. I don't know if I like that. Sorry yesterday before you. Oh! It was on my street. Yeah, across from my apartment.

Well, first of all, she knew me. She saw her before you. What was she doing? She's been there all week. There's an Electric Lady Studios in the West Village, and she is recording right now. So she is there between, like, obviously last week she was in Gillette. This week she's at MetLife all weekend. So she's been in New York all week.

And people line up. Like, when she shows up, nobody knows when she's going to show up there. There's always somebody, like, getting a picture of her there. And then they have to set up barricades because by the time she comes out, six, seven hours later, people have been waiting for five hours just to get a glimpse of her going into the car. They were crying. Girls were crying. Maybe he saw her. It was getting into the big car. You were near the studios.

You live on the same street as Electric Lady Studios. No, I don't think that. No, I don't think. 305 Fitness maybe? It's a popular spot. It's right in the middle of everything, this studio. So it is kind of in a spot, whatever. But I think that people are so hyped to see her just walking in the street.

I don't know. We make a joke. She writes a song about you. The one that got away? She saw you from afar. She in the window? I think if she wrote a song about you after seeing you from afar, I'd have to kill you.

I'd have to kill you. She comes out with a song, Cauliflower. You've got to kill her. You've got to kill her Islamophone. Wrestling with her emotions, Cauliflower. You gotta kill her. You gotta kill her as Lama Fo. Wrestling with her emotions. Dude, the boyfriend thing is, I don't really know

what to do about that. There's some crazy shit going on online with that. The guy who went on Comptown. He went on Comptown. He just laughed at their racist joke. He ruined his life.

He ruined his life going on Comptown. Every clip of him being an asshole is from Comptown. So it's like great. So funny. It's actually not Comptown.

It's Adam Friedman. Everyone comments and they're like, one of the biggest musicians in the world sabotages his entire career. asshole is from Comptown so it's like so funny everyone comments and they're like he the one of the biggest musicians in the world sabotage his entire career to impress Nick

Mullen didn't really say anything it's really nuts but no people are there's like a subgroup of Swifties that I do not claim that are like asking

for Taylor to be under a conservatorship they're worried about our health yes she's dating this man who's like an awful person he's a monster she that I do not claim that are like asking for Taylor to be under a conservatorship they're worried about her health what yes she's dating this man who's like an awful person

he's a monster she needs to speak out like he's a monster whatever I have saw I've like saw the clips I saw the stuff and I'm like yeah

I mean this guy's an asshole but he's also you know he's British that's what I keep saying like I feel like British people are more casual with their like jokes

is he British oh yeah very British I feel like they're more casual with like their like racism if I'm being real. I feel like, I don't know. Like the royal family? Yes, just like the royal family.

Oh, they are very. And what did they say to Meghan Markle? Well, there's a bunch of things. There's a bunch of things. No, Charles said, I wonder what color the baby will be, is what Charles said. Charles said that. And Charles, who's Charles' mom? Well, she's dead, so how dare you speak ill of the dead?

She was the one who hid the pedophile. Yes. Oh. Yes. She's the one that paid off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn. That's tough.

It is tough. But Matty Healy, I don't know if he's friends with them or what, but it sounds like he might be because the stuff that he says is not great. But people are really freaking the fuck out about it. And I can't tell. Sometimes when I i go online i can't tell if the discourse is real or it's just this spin cycle that i'm in because i see so much taylor swift stuff but people are like talking about this and needing her to speak out about like the atrocities that he's said and done and whatever and he i guess he feels bad about it you think that he's

like i think that he doesn't care i think that he used to be like a drug addict and now he's like I'm changing my life around and I think yeah I think like whatever if Taylor Swift's dating him like he can't be that fucking awful.

I don't know. Like she's not he's also I think is like a rebound. They've known each other for a long time so it's like they're just hooking up

but he's following her on tour. Like he's at every single stop. He's chilling with her parents in the booth. He's one of my favorite musicians. I love the 1975. I'd love it if we made it. I'd fucking sing that song all day long.

But I don't know. I don't know where we're going to go with this. If she pulled him on stage to sing. He's been opening up. Does he get booed? No, people like him because people support anything that she does. You know what I mean? So he gets on stage with Phoebe Bridgers

and performs with her. I don't think he sings but he plays guitar with her because she's the opener for a lot of her shows. Okay, so tomorrow is your first Taylor Swift concert. Hail to the ABCDEFU. That's tomorrow too. I like that song. You don't like that song? No. Aw man. I like it. It's silly. So tomorrow's

your first ever Taylor Swift concert. Is it supposed to rain so much? No, it's not supposed to rain. It's supposed to be really sunny. It's actually not going to's your first ever Taylor Swift concert. Is it supposed to rain so much? No, it's not supposed to rain. It's not supposed to rain. It's supposed to be really sunny. It's actually not going to be that warm, but it's not going to be. Walk me through what your schedule is tomorrow. Okay.

All right. So I just found out that Fran and I were able to get tickets through somebody who was like not able to attend the New York show. Yeah, through Brandon probably, a burner. Someone who was not able to attend the show. Yeah. Brandon, probably a burner, someone who was not able to attend the show, but like won these tickets, whole thing. So she wasn't going to have them until today.

And so it was like kind of a, like I was really nervous this morning. Like I woke up sick to my stomach being like, I hope to fucking God, this girl like didn't scam us. Like whatever. We've been in email correspondence with her. It's all fine.

The tickets arrived. The seats are fucking awesome. I'm not on the floor, but we're in like section one 24 or something. Like it's awesome seats. I'm, on the floor, but we're in section 124 or something. It's awesome. Seats, I can't even believe it. I just found that out two hours ago. You're going to be so close.

No, I know. I'm going to cry. Don't cry. How could you? You're going to be that. I'm going to cry the whole concert, obviously. I'm going to cry the whole concert. I could cry literally right now thinking about it.

I wish I liked anything this much. I don't like anything else this much. It's the only thing I like this much. It's like if they deleted Warzone. Why? I'd probably cry. What is it about Taylor Swift that makes you that?

It's all of her music. I really love her music. I like the messaging behind it. I love the lyrics. What? You've gotten to grow up with her. That's how Brandon felt

when Bill Cosby went to prison. I slept before on a lot of different shows. She's only a year older than me so we have lived life in tandem. It's like me and LeBron.

Yeah, exactly. Every time she puts out an album, it's exactly like that. It's exactly like that. Every time she puts out an album, it corresponds with something that's directly happening in my life

that I can relate it to, and that's always how it's been, and especially like... What races did you date? Probably all of them. Okay. Wait, so go back to the schedule. I want to hear the schedule.

So tomorrow, I'm going to wake up, I want to hear the schedule. So tomorrow, you know, gonna wake up, just gonna really, just pace around my apartment for a couple of hours, probably gonna get ready by like 2 o'clock. Fran's coming over. We'll be ready by 10 a.m. Probably. I guarantee. Well, no, I gotta wait for a while to do my hair, I want my hair to look good. Anyway, so be ready. Fran's coming over. We're gonna hang

out a little bit. For who? For Taylor. Oh, okay, yeah. Are you fucking stupid? Yeah, are you an idiot? Yeah, okay, alright. Hello. Yeah. Wait, who am I? For Taylor. Oh, okay. Are you fucking stupid? Yeah, are you an idiot? Yeah, okay, all right. Hello. Wait, who am I? For who? Are you going to cuss there?

What? Are you going to cuss at the concert? Are you going to cuss at the concert? Or are you going to watch your mouth? No, absolutely not. Have I ever washed my mouth? Okay. Number one, I've never washed my mouth.

I would cuss too if I wanted. She curses in songs. She curses in songs. Fun to do that. Will you be singing along or listening intently? No, I'll be singing along. Will you be high or drunk?

I'm honestly struggling to figure out what the right concoction is because I don't know if you guys know this. She does the concert. It's three and a half hours, no breaks,

43 songs, and I already have figured out the song that I'm going to go to the bathroom. I was a little a half hours, no breaks, 43 songs. And I already have figured out the song that I'm going to go to the bathroom. I was a little off. She played 75 songs. Oh no, 43. We talked about it yesterday.

I don't know how far. Okay, I was off. I was wrong. 43 songs, three and a half hours, no breaks, whole thing. So it's like you have to schedule out when you're going to go to the bathroom, when you're trying to go to the merch line, if you're trying to buy merch, whatever. So I'm trying to figure all that out.

I think I'll maybe have a couple high noons and then that's it like i don't think i want to be that drunk at this concert oh definitely singing and screaming and jumping up and down and i'm a fainter and i'm puker so i don't really want to do either of those things wait so what songs are you going to go to the bathroom uh 22 you don't like that i like it but i've heard i'm not 22 anymore so it's like i guess young girls have their moment let them have let them be 22 her early country songs too so this tour it's the era store because she plays my guitar that's it she played teardrops my guitar at one of her first concerts as like a surprise song girl she did that also just as a surprise song from the albums you know she doesn't play any songs in her set list from her debut album i will say i think that's something along the line like something

has to do with copyright because she's re-recording all the albums and that one hasn't come out yet. The ones that she hasn't re-recorded yet, she doesn't play as many of those in her set list. Cheapest price for two tickets? $4,600. Oh my god.

Brandon knew it but you knew it before he even started saying it. I'm taking Tommy Walker to the Pokemon card store after this and you gave me 4,600 cash. Wow. You gave me 9,200 cash. Yeah, shit. The most expensive for two is $54,000 for two tickets. You're flipping tickets to desperate girls.

I'm going to be upset to hear that. I hope that that's not true. It is true. First of all, this is America. Capitalism, baby. That is true. It is America. USA. Secondly,. You're a capitalist. That is true. It is America. USA.

Secondly, if y'all are going to pay them prices. What are you swearing? I know. What's on y'all? Now I'm pro-Brandon. I just went for pro-Brandon. Pro-Brandon. Patriot.

I don't know. I feel bad. I feel bad about that. But let's see. Yeah, whatever. Fran's going to come over. I'm going to drink lightly. What time are you leaving?

We're leaving at 4.30. What time does the concert start? Taylor goes on at 7.30. What if there's traffic? we're leaving at 4.30 what time does the concert start Taylor goes on at 7.30 what if there's traffic leaving from my apartment and it's 9 hours

I know the tunnel it's also fucking Friday Memorial Day weekend oh you gotta leave you gotta leave right now you gotta get over there now 4.30 is good

4.30 is good we'll get there in time we don't care I don't think 4.30 is good Kelly you don't want to miss Phoebe it's gonna on a day with no traffic from my apartment, it takes 23 minutes to get there.

It will probably take an hour, hour and a half. It's going to be the most traffic. If we get there by 6 p.m., we'll be fine. Let's bump it up to 3.30. 3.30. No, I think we're stupid. Yeah, 3.30. Oh, you're going to miss it.

You're going to miss the whole show. We're not going to miss it. We'll be fine. You're going to get there and she's like, all right, I'm going to do one more song. 22, everybody. You're just like, I guess I'll go pee'll go pee i guess i'll go fucking pee wait so who's the friendship bracelet for um oh there that's the thing that's happening at the concert all of these girls are making these friendship bracelets and you trade them at the concert with other people so i didn't want to

show up empty-handed in case people want to give me bracelets so i'm just making a bunch and i've made some for frank because she had the tour so i had had some for her. I gave one to Dave and Silvana so they can have it. Oh, they're going? You're trading friendship bracelets with, like, 12-year-olds? With strangers, yeah. 50s. No, no, it's all ages. All ages of women are doing this.

You will be trading with a 12-year-old? Yes, if a 12-year-old comes out to me and gives me a bracelet, I will 100% trade one of mine. How many bracelets are you bringing? Are you going to cry every time you do that? Probably. I'm going to bring, I think five I'm going to bring with me, but most girls are bringing like 20. They bring so many.

And people just give them. They don't even expect them in return. So I told Dave, I was like, you have to have this bracelet. You don't have to give it away, but if somebody is like a little kid sob story, you should give a kid a bracelet, but you're going to get a million because when he talks about it online, the comments are always like oh my god, when you see Dave, you gotta give him bracelets

whatever. So he's gonna roll in with like a fucking sleeve of bracelets and I'm gonna be jealous of that. Jesus. I wanna go. I kinda wanna go now. This sounds so funny. Can we go? I'm just so excited. How many extra tickets do you have, Brandon? I don't know. Who's the richest here? You can buy a suite on Saturday, no? Did you just ask that?

Brandon's been flipping tickets left and right. Obviously, Brandon. He's ridiculous. I don't know. Sweets are probably very expensive. I don't know how much they are. I don't know. Maybe like a couple hundred thousand.

I don't know. You got to like that, don't you? I mean, I do, but I don't want to offer a Taylor Swift concert. I think they do. I have NFL bets to lose. Yeah, that's fair. But no, I think it's going to be a transcendent experience. I think that I will be

a different person after it's over. We had a guy climb first, and that's the first time we've heard transcendent experience on this show. Do you think you'll find your future husband there? Oh, absolutely not. And I'm not looking. Oh, what if love happened? What if love happened? No, he can fuck off. This is my night with Taylor.

Can I throw an idea at you? What's her boyfriend's name? Addie Healy. What if he's in the crowd and you fall in love with him tomorrow? I won't. He's not my type. His teeth are jacked up. Was he Taylor's type? What if you stole Taylor Swift's name?

He's sort of a... Yeah, he's like a brooding emo kind of guy. He's punkish. I feel like... It's unfair of me to say that he's not my type, but I don't think that he's that cute, personally. So Taylor Swift super fans, do they love her what do they love her across the board outside of music yes people are crazy for her pretty much yeah well people have what's her biggest appeal

um side of her talent i think that she is just she seems like a genuine person and she's always seen like a genuine person and there was a time where people thought that her genuine reactions to things were fake and whatever. And that was the time when everybody was on her dick all the time. Just calling her an asshole. Being like, oh, she's full of herself. Why is she still surprised that she's winning awards? It's because she genuinely can't believe that she has all this fame. She can't believe that people like her music.

It's so close to her heart. It's part of her life. What if a video came out tomorrow of her kicking a puppy in the face to death? No, the puppy probably did something. The puppy was probably attacking a child. Spitting on a homeless person. Well, what did that guy do?

What did he say? What about Heil Hitler? Well, I don't know. Had good ideas. Might have to draw the line. I can't foresee that. I can't foresee that happening. But yeah, I might have to be like, girl don't know. Had good ideas. Might have to draw the line at home. I can't foresee that. I can't foresee that happening. But yeah, I might have to be like, girl, come on.

What about if Taylor has a child and becomes a mother and you hate mothers? I am on record saying I hate mothers. That's going to suck. That will suck. I think she does. You don't want her to have kids? Well, no. People get weird when they have kids. That's just a thing. That will suck. I think she does. You don't want her to have kids? Well, no. It's just people get weird when they have kids.

That's just the thing. Celebrities do. Celebrities get weird. Celebrities get weird when they have kids. But I also don't. How so? How so? I want to hear more.

I don't think that's true. It becomes their whole life, and that's wonderful. Ew. That's great. I have kids. Wow, that's great. It becomes their whole life. I won't be able to relate anymore at that point.

So I'll be stuck in her role. You could have a kid. Have a kid. They should relate. No, I don't. I don't want a kid. They should relate. i'm not somebody who wants kids ever ever not a fan if ever down the line i'm like i don't want a kid i'll i would be happy to adopt a child i don't ever want to have a kid got it not my vibe too much pregnancy not my shit no not even pregnancy

i mean yeah pregnancy is gross but like besides that. KB, you and KB? Sitting in a pregnant woman's chair. I know. Well, Kate agrees. She knows. We've talked about it. Kate's great. And you went out strong after Mother's on Mother's Day. Well, listen, that was the whole thing because I wish that I could have provided more context

to that. Sometimes I just tweet because I'm tweeting, but I wish I could have provided more context. There are so many girls that I grew up with that will, I swear they have kids just so they can post it on social media. It's those kind of people that piss me off. It's like, I know that you're not, you just are trying, you're getting likes, you're getting clicks. It's too much.

That, I think, is gross. It's lovely if you like your kid and you want to post about it and whatever. Keep it to yourself. If you're, not even keep it to yourself. It's more just like, do it in a more genuine way. Don't post this manifesto about it. It seems self-serving to me. We've got Memorial Day coming up.

You want to take shots at dead troops? Yeah, Chaps is here. You want to bring him in? He's not dead. I can tell him, fuck you, to his face. I actually just donated. He came around with a QR code. Yeah.

You want to donate? And I felt I donated $100. How much did he say to donate? He didn't say any amount, but I donated $100. I figured that would get everybody off my back. He told me $100, too. He told me $100, too. What is this for?

Was it after he saw me, maybe? He's bringing his phone up to everybody and says, scan this QR code, and it's a Venmo to a charity. You should put it up on here because it actually is a good-ass charity. I'm going to their gala tonight. No, it's fine. It's totally fine. I'm not being a bitch about donating to charity. You're always going to galas.

But I did just donate to charity in case anybody's wondering. I also donated, but I'm not going to say it out loud. Oh, okay. Well, that's big of you not to tell us about how you don't. It's a cause for veterans who've killed themselves. Oh, good. Good thing. Thanks. So what not to tell us about how you don't. There's a cause for veterans who've killed themselves. Oh, good. Good thing.

Thanks. So what's your joke, Tess? What joke were you about to make? Plus, I didn't have any jokes. I just didn't know

what it was, guys. Is that Tess? No, yeah. Oh, God, I want to hear it. He just came up quick with the QR code, and I was like, oh, yeah, take it.

What if a veteran walked in here today and was like, I'm about to kill myself unless I can go to Taylor Swift, and you have the one ticket in your hand?

I mean, that can't be on me. You're going to whistle taps at him. There's no way that's on me. You're going to whistle taps at him. There's no way that's on me. Thank you for your service, soldier. Yeah. No, I would be like, wow, you know,

I've got a number for a great therapist. No, no, no. No one can take this away from me. Well, I'm excited for you, Kelly. Thank you. I'm very excited for you. You deserve this.

I saw it. I couldn't believe you'd never been. Thank you. No, it is crazy. Well, yeah, so you were asking about that before. Very excited for you. You deserve this. I saw it. I couldn't believe you'd never been. Thank you. No, it is crazy. Well, yeah, so you were asking about that before. Tickets have always been hard to get. Also, like, I was broke. I was broke as fuck.

Like, the last couple times she's been on tours, I was in college, and then I was first living in New York, too broke. My parents are, like, they love music. They're big music people, but they also recognize that spending, like, $500 at all on a concert ticket is fucking insane. Like, that's nuts. So growing up, it was Like, that's nuts. So growing up, it was like, that's not an expense.

Wait, so if this girl hadn't given you the tickets, you wouldn't have gone? No. I would not have tickets. Oh, you would have been a monster tomorrow. I would have been spending, no, I probably would have spent like $10,000 on a ticket if I had to. I was ready to do that. Sell one of your eggs. You know, I've looked into that.

No joke. Sell all of them. You don't need any of them. Yeah, sell them all. No joke, I've looked into it, and I'm like, oh, but it is like the recovery process is weird. It fucks with your hormones. Brandon would probably buy that. And also you have a child that is quick.

I'm also getting, you know, 32. You want these eggs? Brandon's going to be fucking. 32. They don't really want 32 eggs. They want like 10. I'll eat some eggs. I'll throw them at me.

I got Yankee eggs. Yeah. I got good eggs over here. My eggs are seasoned. They're seasoned. $10. $10 an egg. I would. If anybody wants my eggs, let me know. I got good eggs over here. Eggs are seasoned. They're seasoned. $10. $10 an egg. I would.

If anybody wants my eggs, let me know. I'll be back. All right. Well, Kelly, thank you. Thank you. Thanks for having me on. Yeah. Good luck tomorrow.

If you guys are being hype about it, yeah, you're going to see a lot of crying videos. Just prepare. Don't embarrass me. Just like- Are you going to sleep tonight? I don't know. I don't know. I've already had-

I've had two cups of tea today. I might have to get hammered tonight. Yeah. Lack of- No, I can't be hungover tomorrow. That'd be insane. Start drinking right when you wake up. I don't want to, no, because I know that if I'm drunk at this concert, I'll throw up or

pass out. That's how concerts are supposed to be. You're supposed to do that. I guess that's true, yeah. I do think you should leave before 430. Yeah, I do too. No, I think we'll be all right. I think we'll be all right.

Have you thought about what if Taylor sees you in the crowd and is like, my best friend? I don't know how, I think I'd die. Or if she's like, my voice is going out. I need someone to sing this song for me. I would be the one to step up to the plate. Or what if she looked and was like, who's that chick? Get her out of here. That would kill me.

You. I don't like you. I would kill myself. On a personal level. I've had nightmares where like Something happens where someone I'll tell you something Oh here's a nightmare getting stuck in the Lincoln Tunnel That would be a nightmare too

Could very much happen Somebody trying to like turn Taylor Swift against me Or like whatever I would kill myself Like that can't happen as like a joke even I would kill myself So if I ever meet Taylor Swift don't be like Hey this Kelly chick is like bad news. No, because that would be the end of me.

I'm not kidding. She do a meet and greet? She does. Fights is better. She does. Yeah, fights is better. Dante's better. I think about this all the time.

If I were to run into her on the street or if I were to do one of those meet and greets or whatever, I don't think I could do it. I think it would have to be like a total surprise where I like didn't have time to think. Otherwise, I think I would like break down crying. I would be able to speak. And all I want. You probably get that all the time. I know't have time to think. Otherwise, I think I would break down crying. I would be able to speak. All I want. You probably get that all the time. I know, which is so annoying.

So all I would want is to look normal and cool and just be like, I really respect what you've done. But I don't think that I can even get to that point. It's so difficult. She's doing part of my take tomorrow. Yeah. I would punch you in the face. I would literally, I would have to blow up this office

if that were the case. I see if we had Taylor Swift on and we only asked her sports questions. Yeah. Piss is in the sink. And you didn't tell... Stop. Ew. If you didn't tell me and she was here, I would have a stroke.

Hole's a hole. I would have a stroke. Yeah, but come on. Don't be gross. Pissing in the sink is totally normal. The dishes are going to go in the dishwasher anyway. I pissed in the sink the other day. Unbelievable.

I said I pissed in the sink the other day. I piss in the sink like almost every day. You guys are so weird for that. I always am thinking, why do you guys piss in the sink? For what? If you had a I pissed in the sink the other day. I piss in the sink like almost every day. You guys are so weird for that. I always am thinking like why do you guys piss in the sink? Like for what? If you had a dick

you would do it. He washes his hands. Yeah I guess. I don't know. I don't wash my hands. There's no need to wash your hands if you piss in the sink.

You don't touch anything. You guys are so gross. Right there. The whole place is disgusting. I need to find a passion like you with Taylor Swift Bob Fox with Avengers he cried Ken Jack

and tentacle porn. True. I need something along the lines of that where it would just bring me to tears. What are you interested in? What's your favorite thing? Idea. Pokemon. Logos. Notacle porn. I need something along the lines of that where it would just bring me to tears. What are you interested in? What's your favorite thing?

Idea. Pokemon. Logos. Not that much. I like logos. I like logos. Let's play a game. Has a logo ever brought you to tears?

Once. The Expos. A fake logo this guy made for a golf course. Will you divulge what the book is that you were reading that you bought, like a necklace about the character? Oh, the Stormlight Archive, yeah. Maybe you can get hype on that. That gave me Harry Potter.

Oh, I got made fun of. I got bullied out of wearing the necklace by Kyle. You can't get bullied. That's the thing is you cannot get bullied.

You know how bullied I am online every day for liking Taylor Swift? Oh, you bullied back. You bullied back. You bullied a lot. You bullied all moms.

Well, that was, you know, sometimes you need a reality check even if you're a mom. You picked out the one thing

everybody has and you were just like, fuck them. I didn't say fuck them. I said hats to everyone You know, sometimes you need a reality check, even if you're a mom. You picked out the one thing everybody has. Has. And you're just like, fuck them. Yeah. I didn't say fuck them. I said hats to everyone. Annoying. It was the day after Mother's Day.

I would say that whatever it is that you want to get hype about, you can't listen to the haters. Like, I talk about Harry Potter. People say I'm too old for that. I talk about Taylor Swift. They say I'm too old for that. Talk about the person who hides the pedophiles. Yeah. People make fun of me for that.

Why? It's tough. I don't know. It's so crazy. It's like, show some respect to the person. I might start doing hair. Doing hair? Doing hair?

I want to be a beautician. As a hairstylist? Yeah. And DeVito was a beautician. I want to go to hair school. You're a crushed hair school. You'd be like, they would think you were artsy and really good before you even started. Hell yeah.

That's a fact. That's a fact. Yeah. All right. You got it like that. Well, Kelly, good luck tomorrow. Thanks for having me. I'm proud of you which sounds so lame

Seriously I saw your tweet yesterday I was like holy shit Pray for my survival really is what it is It's also weird to know someone And be like oh they're about to have the biggest day of their life Yeah And you are I'm gonna cry

I'm so excited You can cry right now No I can't cry because I have something to do Cry a little I am crying a little, I'm so excited I'm so excited You can cry right now You can cry right now No literally like I could cry No I can't cry Because I have something to do But you know Cry a little Just give a little

I am crying a little I'm tearing up certainly I'm always tearing up I'm really excited It's going to be great Thank you guys for supporting me In this endeavor What are you going to bet

On the Barstool Sportsbook When you go to New Jersey Oh that's a great question I'll have to text my dad He's always sending me bets He bets on the sportsbook He loves it He lives in Jersey

Obviously Shout out your dad Do whatever Che doesn't. Okay. Yeah. That sounds great. That sounds great. Yeah.

All right. Perfect. Thank you, Kelly. Also, I can't cry. I have something to do later is a good merch idea. Oh, yeah, it is. That's a great t-shirt. Wow.

I've been looking for, I'm so bad at merch, so that's a good one. Yeah. I can't cry. I have something to do later. All right. See you, Kelly. Bye. What a moment. What a moment.

What a moment. Honestly, she talked me into such a frenzy that I want to go. Well, that's why I like Kelly, because I like anyone who is very passionate about anything. Unapologetically. Right. And her passion is like, it's interesting to hear. I had a long discussion with her about the woman who hides the pedophiles, whatever her name was.

Queen whatever. And I was like, I disagree name was, Queen whatever. Elizabeth. And I was like, I disagree with you, but your passion is cool. What if she's the true Mean Girls podcast? Ooh. What if she's the real true bearer, like the sword in the stone type of thing?

Like, what if she is the one who can truly raise that mantle as the Mean Girl? I really want Taylor Swift to write a song about KB. Oh, KB's wrestling Tommy. Is he giving him a swirly? He's about to. Oh, no, no. He's fighting back.

What happened behind that pillar? Get him, Tommy. There's a reversal behind the pillar. What happened back there? Oh, Tommy's bouncing on his feet. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want no smoke, Tommy. This is the real Tommy Smoke.

What if he's the real Tommy Smoke? He might be. He's dripped out today. This is what a... Relax, relax. Tommy. Calm down, calm down. What a fucking...

What did he say, Tommy? What did he do to you? Yeah. Up in the chair, Tommy. Down right there. What did he say, Tommy? What did he do to you? Yeah. Up in the chair, Tommy. Down right there. We didn't do anything. Did Kyle just attack you? Yes, but I headbutted him and he dropped me.

He dropped you? You headbutted him? Yeah. Hell yeah, you did. Tommy, what's up? What's going on in Ami world? How do you headbutt without hurting your own head? Sweet spot.

What's the technique? Your adrenaline. Why did it make that sound? Brandon, you've got to take this point to the doctor. So, Tommy, what's going on? Nothing. What are you into these days? Gaming.

Games you playing, Tommy? That's my dog. Same, bro. gaming games you plan to miss my dog same bro damn that would be real but your dog didn't die oh yeah it's down in mississippi yeah he promised he would bring it back last year oh no we went down there and you got sick from being around the dog tommy it's all right I got good news for you. Your dad told me that when you moved to Chicago, he's getting you three new dogs. Did you not tell me that?

Come on. Come on. No, your dog's coming back, right? What have you been gaming on recently? We're going to try. Sam? Talk into the mic. Sit up and talk into the mic.

Sam's coming back, Tommy. Yeah, I know. Okay, good. What games have you been playing? Fortnite. Bit of Call of Duty. Oh, hell yeah. What Call of Duty are you playing?

Probably one of the older ones. I don't really know. It's World War I. World War I. That's a cool one. I actually know that one. What else? Can you break me down a quick list of five people in here that

you could definitely beat up? Not just this room, but the whole office. I like that. I think that's the one you can't beat up. Easy work. Spider, for sure. I'd be afraid to say a girl.

Every one of the girls. I honestly don't really know because I don't know most people that work here. You haven't been here in a while. What about me? Would you try me, Tommy? No. Yeah, that's right because we respect

each other too much. Two sigmas. Tommy, your aunt's really cool. Caitlin. I know. Yeah, alright, that's all I had. She's cooler cool. Caitlin. I know. Yeah, all right, that's all I had. She's cooler than your dad.

All right, Tommy, if you want to go back and play video games, you can. Or you could chill. Can I get a little dap up? Oh! Yes! Tommy! I fucking love that kid. He got you.

He's the best. I like how he didn't think he could beat up me and Sass at all. He respected the hell out of us. He knows what the fuck is up. He went right down to missing his dog, right? Yeah. Tommy, what's up? I miss my dog.

I was like, fuck. I had to think about it. I was like, wait, is his dog dead? Oh, no. Has he been bringing that up or did he wait until it was the airwaves? All the time. Oh, shit. We got to get Sam back.

But I don't know how. Tommy is allergic to dogs. Oh, shit. We got to get Sam back. But I don't know how. Tommy is allergic to dogs. Oh, fuck. That is a big issue. You got to get a hypoallergenic dog. Sam is hypoallergenic. He's one of them. You have a poo to win him?

Yeah. He's a golden poo. You got to sit down Sam and tell him to cut it out. No more shedding. Stop getting Tommy. Golden doodle. Yeah, he's golden doodle. Tommy legitimately, when we were in Mississippi, had to go to the ER and get a breathing treatment

because he was not doing well around dogs. Now my mom has seven dogs in a small house. I could have been part of it. Well, you're about to have three dogs. Your mom's like the Snow White of canines. Yeah, she has a lot of dogs and a cat and a goat. Maybe he's just allergic. I'm allergic to cats.

Are you? I am too. Don't you guys have a cat? Yeah, well. It could be the cat. It'm allergic to cats. Are you? I am too. Don't you guys have a cat? Yeah. Well, it's in Mississippi now. So it could be the cat. No, it's the dogs. The cat doesn't really stay in the house in Mississippi.

It trolls for pussy. It gets out at night. I'm always trolling for pussy. You tried trolling for pussy. They call HR on you, right, Brandon? Oh! I thought that was a good joke. It was a good joke.

How do you troll for pussy, Sass? You wait under a bridge? Oh, yeah. Tell him a riddle. Ah. Ah. Show me a pussy. Solve these riddles three or else your pussy is for me.

Is Tommy really going to the Pokemon shop? Yeah. Hell yes. Not after the rundown. What are you going to get? Jiggly Japanese pudding? Or what? We're going to get? Jiggly Japanese pudding? Or what? We're going to get a Japanese jiggly cake probably.

All I know is I gave Nick my credit card and you said $300? $300 is our limit. We're going to go to the comic book shop because he's into manga. And then we're going to go up to the Pokemon card shop. That's awesome. Strong. What a day for Tommy. What?

Can I come? Ah, man. Not unless you're gay. I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay. Not unless you're gay, man. How, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay. Not unless you're gay, man. How pumped was Tommy who was coming in the office today? Yeah, he was pumped, TJ. Very pumped.

I didn't tell him until this morning because I knew he wouldn't sleep well if I didn't. I told him to get up early, and he did. Excited for the sleeping on the way home photo that you always tweet. He was asleep at my desk earlier in the act. When I went out the first time, he was asleep at my desk. He just goes hard and then just takes a quick nap. He'll just sleep, yeah. He will sleep on the train on the way home.

A puppy. Yeah. Dugs. Tommy's got the best vibes in the world. Kid fucking rocks. All right, let's get down to it. Let's quit beating around the bush. Yeah, what the fuck are we pussy-putting around for?

Tommy's coming back. Let's get down to the brass tacks here. What's he doing? We know why we'reputting around for? Hey, Tommy's coming back. Let's get down to the brass tacks here. What's he doing? You know why we're all here. What's up, Tommy? What? I'm just going to show a picture of what my dad actually looks like. Oh, no.

Oh. I'm going to show a picture of what my dad actually looks like. That is your dad. That's exactly what he looks like. What did you think it was going to be? You know that's what you look like, Brandon. Oh, yeah, Tommy, you're on TikTok, right? No.

Oh. No, no, no, don't bring that up. Oh, okay, my bad. That's a good thing. TikTok sucks. Yeah, you don't want to be on it. If anything, you want to make a YouTube channel. Yeah.

I actually do want to. Yeah, let's do that. He's been wanting to make a YouTube channel. What type of videos? Weapons? Boxings? Weapon reviews? Gaming?

Tommy Talks? Maybe. Advice? Yeah. You do video games, though, right? You playing video games? No. Riz, do you be critiquing video games?

Like, would you play ones that are bad? Sure. Yeah. You beat your dad in video games? Yeah, absolutely. Nice. In Punch-Out? There are very few video games he can beat me in.

First of all, you can't. How often does he try to play those games? You can't go further than me in Punch Out. I beat you in Punch Out every time. Did you? Yeah, I did. You can't get to Sandman. I can get to Sandman. Oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! You can't get to Sandman every time. Try, try, go ahead, try! Try, go ahead, try! Go get me your Switch! And that means a different thing than it used to be. Pick your Switch. Go pick your Switch off that tree. He's running.

Oh, man. I love it. You can't get to Sandman. There's two AirPods on the sink. Two. Two sets. What is that about? Should I leave another one?

It's one of them mine because I lost mine. There's two sets of AirPods on that sink in that bathroom. I think Castellani accidentally took home somebody's AirPods too. I think he put out a video last night. He said he's only gotten a Sandman once. It was 40 years ago. That's not true at all. You get one try.

You've told me. Yeah, but I've got to go through all the others. How long does it take? 15 minutes. I'll play Sporkle. I'm going to do this. Actually, I have a safe file of Great Tiger, so you can start there. Great Tiger?

IP before Sporkle? Yeah. Are we all doing the one where we pick our quiz again? Yeah, we should do that. That was fun. Something else, yeah? That works. I'll do the last ad.

What's the last ad? Sass do it. I don't have a sheet anymore. Oh, it's the Barstool store. Don't overthink your Father's Day gift. Remember, your dad is richer than you. Don't try to buy him something expensive. He either already has it,

or you're going to make yourself look financially irresponsible and stupid. Wow. A lose-lose. Barstool Sports store is full of awesome stuff that will make your dad feel young and cool. Stuff we have is cost-effective and will make your dad feel like he's still one of the guys and gets it.

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Yak merch. And the yak merch. And does Rasslin have merch? Come on. And the Rasslin merch. And the part of my take merch. Shop now at store.barstools

Say son of a boy that. I said it first. I'm sorry. Store.barstoolsports.com Now let's play some freaking Sporkle. Tommy, do you know how cool you are? Because you're cool. I honestly don't really care.

Okay. All right. That's how a cool kid answers. That's the coolest answer you could possibly have said. That's how a cool kid answers. Tommy, if you ran away from home, how much money could you make on your own? Oh, hell yes. Essentially $100.

Yeah. Okay. Tommy, remember when we used to play pool together? No, I do not remember. On the phone, not real pool. On the phone. Yeah, we'd play. We got a pool table.

We got to play against. You beat me. I did. Every time. I did. You didn't let him win once? No. That's good, though. I would teach him. I did. Every time. I did. You didn't let him win once? No. That's good, though.

I'm going to teach him. I was trying my best. He wasn't even trying. Tommy, here, just take this back over there because it won't connect to the internet. I can't get the punch out. It won't. Oh, he didn't get the sand, man. Tommy was right.

Hashtag Tommy was right. By the way, I've got Hulu on here. Do you want to watch One Punch Man later Yeah let's watch One Punch Man Hell yeah What are you guys Going to watch

Do you like anime now Don't leave him hanging Yeah I like anime Fist bump time Don't leave him hanging Wow Do you like manga Yes

Do you like Daniel Tiger Or is that too Too kiddy It's too young He's watching One Punch Man dude One Punch Man, dude. One Punch Man rules.

Watch Attack of the Titan? Attack on Titan. Attack on Titan? I'm next. Yeah, dude. You like Taylor Swift? Because your pa has got a lot of Taylor Swift tickets he could bring you tonight. You don't know.

You don't want that. Oh, you don't want that. Do you listen to music? Here and there? Eh. Yeah, not really your thing. Who, Led Zeppelin or the Rolling Stones or like Lil Uzi Vert? Poor Man's Poison. Poor Man's Poison?

Poor Man's Poison. Poor Man's Poison. Would you rather have unlimited bow and arrows or sandwiches? Bow and arrows. Yeah. Obviously they're in it. Unlimited bow and arrows or unlimited candy? Bow and arrows. Yeah. Obviously they're in it. But unlimited bow and arrows or unlimited candy?

Bow and arrows. Then you could acquire candy through robbery. Is that true? Would you rather have unlimited bow and arrows or 500,000 YouTube subscribers? I'm going to have to go

with the 500,000 YouTube subscribers. Yeah, that's money in your pocket. You could buy unlimited arrows with that money. Yeah, I could buy a bow and arrow. Yeah, true. You guys are being foolish. that money. Yeah, I could buy a bow and arrow. Yeah, true. You guys are being foolish. Would you rather have unlimited candy or have a dad that can get to Sandman?

Ooh. Dad that could get to Sandman. Yeah, we all want that. Well, keep dreaming, kid. Tommy, if strength wasn't an obstacle, if the weight wasn't an obstacle, do you think it would be more deadly to throw a shark at someone or to throw a lion at someone? it would be more deadly to throw a shark at someone or to throw a lion at someone? It would be more deadly

to throw. It depends on the environment. If you're in the savannah, the lion's going to win. If you're in the ocean, the shark's going to win. Either way, I know lions can swim. Either way, if you pick the lion, you're screwed. You detonate a bomb under the ocean.

Is it killing all of the fish and the sharks? Yep. Tommy, do you know that Uncle Big Cat can actually kill a lion with his hands? Yeah, he can. And a moose. And a moose. A moose is easy. You can tackle a moose.

Kill a shark, kill a lion. Big Cap, Big Cap to you. Big Cap. Hey, you weren't supposed to catch it. Come on. You're going to be saving that energy for Sandman later. Tommy, name an animal. I could beat it up.

Paragon falcon. Gray wolf. Gray wolf, no problem. Snap its windpipe. Yeah. Gray wolves are direct descendants of the dire wolf, which is the most deadly wolf in history. Tommy, would you rather be stuck in a hot tub with a piranha or a box jellyfish? A piranha.

Piranhas don't naturally attack people. Yep, good answer. Box jellyfish is one of the most poisonous. You know you're stuck. It is the most. Wow. Tommy, I got a question. Are there still dire wolves?

No, they went extinct about 10,000 years ago. Sounds like they're not that tough. No, they're extremely tough. The cat's not extinct. I'm not extinct. The direwolf is extinct. That's a good point. That is a good point.

I technically outlasted the direwolf. Well, technically, you're all about to be extinct soon in about 40 years. Oh, my God. They're teaching them young. That soon in about 40 years. Oh, my God. They're teaching him young. That's eye-opening. Shit, why? 22. What, damn it?

Fuck. Damn, Tony. Wait, yeah, jeez. 40 years. That'd be 78 for me. He's right. Oh, man. Not me.

I'm going to go play video games, okay? 60. Oh, okay. He's acing these quizzes. I know, but I don't want him to get... Okay. Want to play some Sporkle, guys? Yeah, let's play some Sporkle.

You got to get the miscellaneous, though. Yeah, the miscellaneous is the best. Those categories are the best. Logos was fun, though. Logos, I'll do Logos. We can do Logos to warm up. There can't be any more Logo quizzes. Yeah, no, we only did one.

There was a bunch. Did a lot of Logos. College Logos. Like all the Logos. No, College Logos we did only one of them. Oh, we did Corporate Logos. There was a bunch. College logos. Like all the logos. No, college logos we did only one of them. Oh, we did corporate logos too. Corporate logos too. That's almost got as many views.

Well, that's... Yeah, see, we did a lot of these. See if there's college or sports logos or college logos. Sports logos would probably be... Car logos would be kind of tough. Do college logos. I think there's a bunch of those. The one Fasoli knew yesterday was Adobe. Oh! For the record.

The thing he uses. Got it. Search college logos. Because NFL logos are too easy. Yeah. College logos are a little tough for some of them. Tommy, you have a favorite logo? College basketball logos.

Do you have a favorite logo? Just that. See, I like Xbox. It's okay. The X. Tommy, you got a PS5? Yes. Is it worth it?

What was the question? You're a PC guy, right? Did you have a PS4 before that? Yeah. But technically, the PS5, they scammed us. Oh, no. Dad, you remember, they were supposed to send us a $70 game, and they didn't. Oh, really?

I ordered a PS5. Was there no QR code to download it? It was the God of War Ragnarok edition, and there was no God of War Ragnarok, and the code didn't work. Oh, that's annoying. Someone already used the code. Somebody took it, yeah. PS5, you owe me God of War Ragnarok. Well, did your dad buy Refurb?

No, I didn't. I brought it new. I brought it to Best Buy. Well, did your dad buy Refurb? No, I didn't. I brought it new. I brought it to Best Buy. Your dad's buying Refurb? It sounds like Refurb. Maybe someone just went to the Best Buy and just scanned the code. I bought it brand new. No, actually, I don't think it didn't work.

I think it wasn't in there. There was not a code in there. What was it last time? Mini logos, Nick? It was mini logos. Mini logos, too. Mini college logos? Mini logos, too.

College logos? Do we even mini her? Mini? Minimalist NHL logos? Ooh! What's unevolved? Unevolved logos are probably just like the colors. Oh, that's great. Oh, this is not great. That's hard. This sucks.

I kind of like this, though. I have one. I got two. Three. I got two. Oh, boy. Yeah. I have a few of these. I got three. I got five. We got some here. It's pretty cool. All right, who are we starting off with? Who won last time?

Well, Nick's got us. I won last time. I thought we usually just start with me. All right, I'll start. I'll start. I'll get one that you guys don't have. Okay. I can kind of see these.

I got it. I'm going to go with UPS. Okay. Sass? I will go with Google. Nice. How about MasterCard? Beautiful. Son of a gun.

Subway. Yep. Target. I'm done. It's over for me? Yeah. That's weird. No, it's not.

Audi. Yep, that's it. That was the last one. This one might be for me. Yeah, that's weird. Audi. Yep, that's it. That was the last one. This one might be crazy, but I think that's Skype. Yeah. Come on, Sass. Yeah, we got this. I'll go with...

Is that Toys R Us? Where? Yeah, yeah. Is it not? Sass is out. Why did you guys all say yes? Get out of here. It's a competition.

Dunkin' Donuts. Didn't know Dunkin' Donuts was taken. Burger King. T-Mobile? Yeah. God, I hate myself. Is that Starbucks? That's not what I thought T-Mobile was.

I thought it was that one. I know what that one is. Is that Starbucks? I know what that one is. Is that right? Oh, Apple. Yeah. Jesus.

You can't stand up. Kyle, what the fuck What the freak dude Who's on Seven up Nice The other day me and Tommy were talking about something It's her fucking problem

You were talking Pelosi Windows Fuck I'm going to bounce back after this one Windows Fuck Unless I'm gonna bounce back after this one Antians If it ain't first out Harry Damn I'm out I'm also out

Pass I got nothing Alright I'm going to go LG Bastard Phone Fuck I'm going to go LG Bastard Yep Is that funny? Fuck Tommy liked that one I know I had LG

What is the What's the one in the middle? My Nikki? Oh I know what that one is Got that one on lock Well Sash you're out so That one's easy You guys should be able to get that one.

E-I. The car care bolt. Nope. Start over. I have E-I? Yeah. All right, I got one more. N.

This is cool. E. No. No, no, no. I wonder if they have this for sports teams. That would be sick. K. E. No. No, no, no. I wonder if they have this for sports teams. That would be sick. A.

E. Okay. That's not. He hasn't. No, just E. A. A. Okay, so that wasn't mine. All that for nothing.

All right, KB. I don't know. Party City. Nice. All right, KB. I don't know. Party City. Nice. All right, Nick. Finish this off. I think it's ABC. Which one?

That one. Wait, that's Gap. Oh. Wait, is it both? Could it be both? Nick, you got to do ABC. What's that one above it? You get another one for the win.

Is that Ikea? Oh, Ikea. That's what I was thinking of. I was thinking Antony. Is that Chick-fil-A? That red one on the right? Yeah, it's Kellogg's. I'm looking at the... 2G's.

2G's? Okay. What is this one? I don't know what that one is. That one's driving me crazy. I've seen that. eBay! That's what I thought.

That's what I thought was Toys R Us. What is the one? Budweiser. That's Budweiser? FedEx. I would never say that. I wouldn't have gotten Budweiser Twitter. Okay.

If you have unevolved sports logos. That would be awesome. That would be so sick. There's minimalist NHL logos. Don't nobody know. Search it. Search unevolved sports logos. There are two minimalist sports logos.

Tommy, any new animals that have been coming out that we should keep our eyes out for? Any new animals you heard of recently that we should... Tommy, what do you think about the Greenland shark? Sports logos. Yeah, scientists are trying to bring back a couple animals. Number one is the woolly mammoth. The second is the

saber-toothed tiger, Tyrannosaurus rex, Osasaurus, and the dodo bird. Why are they trying to bring back the T-Rex, you know? Should we play this one? No idea. This one's pretty easy. Let's play it. Let's play it.

A couple of soccers that are... All right. Not that easy. Do I start? Yeah, Nick won. Let's go with the Argonauts. First one everybody wanted. Thank you for taking that one off.

Oh, me? Yeah. I will go with the Red Sox. Steelers. Let's see if Saskin. Bulls. Bills. Aston Villa.

Yep. Look at you. Nice, nice. You don't know who you won, though. Where do you see them, Brandon? What was right there? Oh, I didn't see it. Nice, nice. You don't know the E1, though. Where do you see them, Brandon? Oh, I didn't see it. I hit it. I apologize.

Okay. I'll go Yankees. Yankees. Red Wings. Avalanche. Pacers. Grizzlies. Saints.

Cowboys. Can we get all of these? Flyers. All of these without anybody getting out. Anyone getting out. Tigers. I got like one more. No, you don't.

I got two. Heat. Who's up? He said heat. Oh, sorry. two. Heat. Who's up? He said Heat. Oh, sorry. Coyotes. Nice. A little dicey there.

Colts. Marlins. Falcons. There it is. Nice. I think Sass is safe. Guardians. No, he's not.

Fuck, boys. Oh, I got one. You're up. Devils. Nice. I think Sass is safe. Guardians. No, he's not. Fuck, boys. Oh, I got one. You're up. Devils. Judy. Chelsea. Trailblazers. Yeah, I'm done.

Suns. Now you're done. Come on, Sass. I don't know what these are. I don't know what they are. I'm assuming it's soccer. I don't know what it is. Come on.

United States. EC United. You were close. Oh, that's not EC United. It's not? It's a revolution, right? Oh, no. You just spoiled it.

A revolution. That's insane. No, I'm out. Sass is the only one who's out Oh, Roan's out too No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no What the hell? I knew other ones too

Tommy, go sit his ass down Get him, Tommy Come on, Kyle Sit him down, sit him down, Tommy There you go Yeah, I don't know Everton? Nope

Arsenal Yep That's that one Yeah Uh-oh, Brandon Everton? Nope. Arsenal. Yep. That's that one. Yeah. Uh-oh, Brandon. Does Brandon not know ball? Is that Fulham?

No. No, no, no. Fulham? No, no, no, no, no. H-A-M. I will go with the Sounders. Yeah. And then, all right, so I.

Are you allowed to say that word? I think it's, I think Bartholona. Maybe. No. No. No. No. It's not?

I think that's, ooh, I think that's Manchester City. I think it's Real Madrid. Oh, I knew it was Spain. Damn. And what's the EE? That's Edmonton. You're not allowed to say that anymore. Elks.

What is that team? Do they change it to the Elks? Edmonton Elks, yeah. Who are they? The Canadian football team. Were they formerly the? Eskimos, yeah. Let's see if we have, Is there a minimalist sports logos?

I'll make one for Tuesday. Dude, the boys in the back play the best ones. We gotta ask them. Who? Trey, Garrett. Should I... They do it every day and they know the best ones. Just scroll down on sports logos.

Sports logos silhouette. Oh, that could be fun. That's not bad. That'd be easy. It depends on how. Go up to big four sports logos by letter. Go down. There was a sports logo close up.

Logos by letter. So that might just be one letter from the logo. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that works. Oh. Yeah. Okay. That is a hard one.

This is easy. Wait, can we get the QR code out? People don't do this. Yeah. I already donated. I did too. All right, here we go. Some of these are tough.

These are tough. Who won? Big Cat? Oh, you won. You go first. Oh, do we have to go in order? Oh. You have to click the one you're typing.

You do have to go in order with this one If it's highlighted you have to pick that one Alright I'll start Jazz Oh fuck Cowboys Beautiful Sass Rockies

Uh oh I've seen it I think I know it I know it That's the toughest one It is You don't have to go in order, too. You can just highlight any of them.

We should go in order. We should go in order. Yeah, I don't know. Is it the Ducks? Yeah, I think it is. No. The Ducks D looks like a... Is it all pro?

I know what it is. What does it say? Are these all big four? I think it's... Is it the old Islanders? I would never have guessed that. Wait, TJ, can you click off of it so we can see? Just go to next and somebody can finish it.

Okay. Bears. Well, you were. Okay, yeah, you were. Chiefs. That might be the Texas Rangers. That's hard. I don't think it is.

Yeah, it is. Excuse me. Our own? Why am I out? Sass. Oh, yeah, Sass. I figured you probably were. I don't think it is. Yeah, it is. Excuse me. Our own? Mm-hmm. Why am I out? That's sass. Oh, yeah, sass. I figured you probably were.

I just assumed you were out. I don't know this. Do you guys know this one? Yeah. Is it Hawaii? Yeah. Wait, what? I didn't get to go.

Hawaii. Oh, you just said, I don't know it. I hadn't guessed it. Oh, guess it then. So guess Hawaii then. That wasn't even my guess. These are all pro teams, I think. Well, guess it's them. So guess why then. That wasn't even my guess. These are all pro teams, I think. Oh, it's Big Four.

Oh, that's Houston Texans. Why are you doing that? Nobody was going to get it. Houston Texans. No. Oh. Is it Anaheim? I know it.

Say it, TJ. Very cool. Seahawks. One of the top row predators. Oh, Predators. Itahawks. Very cool. Seahawks. One on the top row is Predators. No. Oh, Predators. Highlighted and it looked green. That was what threw me off.

Yeah, that's definitely what threw you off. I thought it was green. Well. Now it's blue. Predators. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Come on, booze.

Don't give him a hint. There we go. All right, you're up, KB or Roan. I mean, this gives you three of the letters. Yeah. I missed on the H. I'm out. Yeah, I'm out too.

KB? I'm out too. Dolphins? Yep. Blue Jays? Yep. I'm out. Vikings?

Wolves? Rams? Knicks? Wolves? Slowdown. Oh, okay. Oh, this is Wolves. Rams. Knicks. Wolves. Slow down. Oh, okay. Oh, this is Wolves. Wolves?

It's not Timberwolves? It's not. Is it the Grizzlies? Yes. Fuck. I'm out. Rams. Knicks.

Dodgers. He's going to do it. Get it, get it, get it. Capitals They got easier down here Diamondbacks Spurs Pistons

Sharks I'm out I thought that was Diamondbacks too Jaguars There's a whole bunch of new grab bags I'm putting them in the chat right now Ravens, Prowlers What's the X?

I'm going to go with Tommy Is it the Texans? Oh yeah it is That's Coyotes Blazers Damn that H fucked me What was the H? Seahawks

But I thought it was like The first letter of it Cause of the Got grab bags for us Roan? Put them in the group chat So I think the grab bags reset Is what somebody DM'd me

Oh nice Oh like they reset Might reset weekly Or possibly day Oh that's awesome Brandon out? Yeah Che you wanna get in here?

Che come on Need ya Sass let's see how many You can go with Being the first out Out? Yeah. Che, you want to get in here? Che, come on. I need you. Seth, let's see how many you can go with being the first out. Bro. I don't... The sports ones, like, I don't... All right, this is a grab bag. We haven't done this.

Yeah, but you've got to know these ones. Five W's. Continents. Yeah, go ahead, Ron. Oh, Garrett sent me... Continents, five W's and one H, colors on the original Rubik's Cube, alliterative U.S. presidents,

types of ships in Battleship, Nordic countries, the three basic rock types, components of an atom, and sizes at Starbucks. Will you make Dad play Punch-Out when he gets back? Yeah. He's not coming back.

He actually said he's going to get some milk, but we'll see what happens. Sass, here we go. I'm first. Yeah, come on. Let's go with... Red. Can you...

Ice, Sass. I'm going to need... South America. Want to switch? Yeah, thanks. North... Oh, no. KB, you're up.

Well, no. Just go, KB, and up Well no Just go KB And then we'll switch on the way back North America Europe Jay Asia Nice

It's a lot smaller back here Australia Australia It's a lot smaller back here. Australia. You have glasses on. Bring the mic over, Brandon. Bring that mic over. I said you were leaving. Herbert Hoover.

Herbert Hoover. Go ahead, KB. Africa. Africa. Antarctica. I have double. Oh. I don't get that. It's the questions.

No. Oh. There it is. I'll go with white. Yellow. Venti. What? Give me Battleship. What?

Types of ship. I'll go. What? Oh. I didn't. Sorry. I thought you were done. I was going to go Y.

Y. Oh. WHY? What? Just bring the mic over to you so you don't have to get up every time You can continue to play, Brandon Did you just get outrun? What? What?

He said what Where? Uh, blue Who? Grande Blue. Who? Grande. Nick? How? It's not called Mike Tyson's.

Are you out? No, ever since Mike went to jail. Ever since Mike went to prison, they just shut down the Mike Tyson. Green. Damn. Green. Damn. Orange. Oh, shit. Sweden.

J. J. J. J. I don't know what Igneous I have no idea how to spell it N-E-E-O-U-S Let's go

Norway Sedimentary I'm so lost on a lot of these Nordic countries Switzerland I don't know Oh, sass is out That's not at all how you spell Switzerland

But it's also not at all a Nordic country Ronald Reagan Nice Your guy R-E-A But it's also not at all a Nordic country. Ronald Reagan. Nice. Your guy. R-E-A. I think I'm out. Jay's out.

Iceland. Oh, shit. Damn, you were just there. KB? Denmark. Woodrow Wilson. Oh, that was mine. I was going to do it.

You're out, Sass. Hydrogen. Rock. Really, you haven't heard of the hydrogen bomb. Damn it. Nick. Oh, Chase out? Yeah.

Carrier. What was it? Calvin Coolidge. Ah, good one. IDG. Paul. IDGE Paul Nice Frigate What?

The boat, right? F-R-I-G-A-T-E Is it Brigitte? Oh, no. It's KB and Roan. Short? Short? Oh!

Trienta. KB? I don't know. Boulder? It's not it. Roan? Oh. We ran out of time.

Metamorph. Electron. Neutron. Roan won that. Did they get rid of the boats in Battleship? Destroyer, cruiser, submarine, patrol boat. Huh. We got a...

Struggling with... Oh, okay. Seinfeld, Foursome, U.S. States with New in their name, Stages of Insect Metamorphosis, Still Living U.S. Presidents, Monopoly Railroads, Dr. Adams Hitchhiker Guidebooks, Indiana Jones movies, Greek Architectural Orders, and Traveling Wilburys members. Oh, nice.

The fuck is the Traveling Wilburys? It's a super group. Who was in it? I will say one, and then you can, yeah. Hitchhiker Guidebooks? That was just a whole. There were a few of them. What's up?

Rowan, you're up. Jerry. Kramer. He is your favorite. What the hell? I think we're looking for Cosmo Kramer. It says first name only. Oh.

Cosmo. Cosmo. Stop, Tommy. Get over here. I had to help you with that. Elaine. I didn't know it was first name only. Well, it says it. I had to help you with that. Elaine. I didn't know it was first name only.

Well, it says it. Hey, there you go. George. Nice, Jay. Tom Petty. KB? That's the only one I know. New Jersey Jersey New Mexico

Donald Trump Obama New York Nice Carter New Hampshire New York. Nice. Carter. New Hampshire. There's a lot of dead presidents.

Bush. Yeah, oh, yeah. A lot of them. A little double. Oh, you just doubled us? Oh. Clinton. Oh, yeah.

I'll go. Oh, wait. No, yeah, there is just one. Fuck. Who's the other president come on dog big cat oh baby i didn't is he though yeah for real i mean let's be honest doesn't count leaders of the lost guys in his basement all day oh uh. ARK. And also, yeah. Lost Arch. Temple of Doom.

Might be fucking done. Baltimore and Ohio. B and O. I'm done. No. B&O no maybe not just type B&O it's probably not it is it on the I don't even know

is that a railroad E&O yeah Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy maybe just type Galaxy Guide to the Galaxy read that book oh man sucks Maybe just type galaxy. Guide to the Galaxy. Read that book.

Oh, man. Sucks. Hated it. It's in there. That'd be one. Type it all out. Guide to the Galaxy. Oh, no.

There's a book, too. Yeah. Oh, no. What's he doing over there, Tommy? Is he doing well? There it is. Sass. Monopoly Railroads.

I don't know any of those. What does that top right one say? Stages of Insect Metamorphosis. Ah. That helps. That helps a lot. Greek. What does that one say?

You're just stalling. Architectural orders. I can't read any of it. I don't know why me and KB are switching seats because I think I. Architectural orders. I can't read any of it. I don't know why me and KB are switching seats because I think I might have worse vision. I don't know any of these. Okay. Sess out. Reading?

Yeah. Fuck. I know. You know it to hear it. Jay? Is Pennsylvania Railroad a thing? I don't think so Ooh, yeah

There's also a Pennsylvania Avenue I will go The Last Crusade No I Fuck Larva? Yeah Ah, shit Crystal Skull fuck larva yeah ah shit crystal skull

kingdom of the crystal skull kingdom of the crystal skull yeah we're allowing this cocoon that's what I would say I don't know what are the other ones? No, I'm out.

Damn. Stop stomping. You keep stomping. Hatching? Birth slash hatching? Yeah, I'll go ahead and go. A pupa? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Go. Pupa? Yeah.

Oh, fuck. I'll just... Egg? Oh, wow. Can I see Ionic? Look at you guys. Nick, you're up. Oh, am I up?

Pupa larva You guys are Um What's the last stage Of metamorphosis Cicada No not cicada A chrysalis

C-R-Y-S I heard cicada Loud and clear C-R-I-S I don't know how to Spell chrysalis Y-L-I-S Yeah I don't know how to spell Chrysalis. When Cicadas come out. Y-L-I-S.

Yeah, it's insane. Two weeks of the day. I think I'm wrong. Should have gone with Cicada, brother. Nah. Okay, KB and Roan. Yeah, fuck. The Heartbreakers.

Nah, they were in the other band. Roan for the win. Roan is nice at this. Doric. Fuck. Corinthian. What? Doric.

D-O-R-I. Fuck it, I'll type fork. I see. I see. Oh, man. There it is I'll type fork. I see. I see. Oh, man. There it is. Roan again. Roan again.

He's a fucking monster. Ghost was in The Traveling Wilburys. I just knew Tom Petty. Obdillon. Obdillon, yeah. How did you not get that? How did you not get that? Ensemble.

I didn't get it. How did you not get that? Roy Orbison. George Harrison. I didn't get it. How did you not get that? Roy Orbison. George Harrison. I think we did four. But they changed, he said. Yeah. We did this.

Oh, no, yeah. I don't think we did three, though. Try three. I want to do some more sports logos. Yeah, the first three. Yeah, because you're good at them. Yeah. Yeah. No, duh first three recently. Yeah, because you're good at them. Yeah. No, duh.

You haven't done this one? But Cavill's of South Africa was in the other one as well, but... Whatever. There's only three. Okay. Species of Bears, Original X-Men Members, Axis Powers. All right. Black Eyed Peas Members, Lobes of the Brain, Four Letter U.S. Presidents, All right.

What the hell does that even mean? Oh. I'll start off with good. What? Oh, I got it. Good Will Hunting I'll start off with. I can't see it. Sass. Frontal.

Bush. Double. Aft. Bush. Gobble. Gobble. Aft. Brown. Polar. Fuck. Black.

Gobble. Panda. I don't know if that's a bear. Oh, giant. Grizzly. I think it's Y. What? I think it's technically a brown bear. What?

Motherfucker. Cyclops. Sorry, bro. Out first. Out first. What do I do now? Because you're so used to it. And then you go, I could have gotten that one.

Yeah. Professor X. Damn. Damn, I knew that one. Damn. Professor X. Shit. Knew that one.

Sorry. I tried. Bless you. Sorry. I tried. Bushu. Am I up? Will I am? Fergie. Delicious. Two I know.

Bass? I'll go with Germany. I'll go with Germany Go Gambit Not original Sorry bro Take a seat So dumb

Storm I'll play for KB Storm Oh I'm wrong too. Oh, Japan. Not original. Japan? Yeah, that's KB.

Huh. Apple D. Ah, Apple D app. What other good will... I think it's like APLD. It has to be them two in a movie, or it could be their own movies? Is it Apple D app? I think they've done more than four movies.

Go ahead, Sass. I'll go with China. Italy. I'm playing for KB now. You're basically the first one out. You're done. I'm playing for KB now. He subbed me in.

No, I'm doing it. I'm crushing it. He told me before. Heck, you're up. I'm playing for KB now. He subbed me in. No, I'm doing it. I'm crushing it. He told me before. Heck, you're up. I'm out. You're out? Yeah. So it's just Roan versus me? That's KB? That's insane. So I was top three and now you're backhand. I'm playing for KB. I'm playing for KB now. I already am playing for KB. Alright, go ahead. Go ahead, Roan.

I'm up? Yeah. Sass is playing for KB. He's not going to get any of them. Uh, Cape Town. Good one. Fuck, let's see. You just begged to get back in this game. You don't have an answer? Dogma.

Dogma. And that was coming from my brain. Yeah. I've never even heard of that movie, actually. I like it a lot. Hulk. VLK. I cannot believe you.

Oh, it's me again? Yeah, I mean, it's only you. You asked to get back in. Stop, Brandon. Sorry. You're not sorry. Brandon, stop. Sorry.

I'm killing it right now. No, they didn't even hit it. I'm going for KB. Air. Good one. I don't know if this is probably too recent. No, they updated air. If that doesn't count, I can't.

No, you get another one. One. No, he gets another one. Oh, I get to air. Wolverine. Damn. Roan, that sucked. Sass, what's your last one?

I already won. Oh, you have to guess it now. You have to get one or else it keeps going. No, you have to get it. Go. How come he got to go twice? Just go. Cyclops.

You picked this game the worst. Let's go with Beast. Guess China. No, I already guessed China. I know. Let's go Russia. Let's give that one a whirl. Okay, I get to go again, though.

No, no, it's my turn now. Why did you get to go? Why did you get to go? No, no, Sass is playing for you. Jay and Silent Bob's Excellent Adventure. Fuck. You knew that one, Seth.

Brandon, what do we go next? I've never known anybody that probably worked with ampersands over a type of hand. I'm subbing back in, Big Cat. I'm out. Smoking. Jay and Silent Bob's Excellent Adventure. None of us know anymore.

How are they not both in that? What are airplane addictions? Smoking. Apparently of us know anymore. How are they not both in that? What are airplane addictions? Smoking. Apparently it's an airplane. James Tyler and Bob strike back. James Tyler and Bob strike back. Smoking. For KB's win, smoking.

Strike back. Smoking. That's a win for me. Go ahead. Cerebral cortex? I just won for KB. And sass. Oh, you won.

God, no. Technically me, you, and me. I gotta see these original X-Men. Storm? I said Storm. It didn't make it. Taboo? No, she was bad. I didn't make it. Taboo? No, she was bad. Show us the answers.

Grey Beast? Taboo? Angel Beast? Who's that? Boss Man? Marvel Girl? Trey said that their favorites were hand-drawn movies and hand-drawn history. Ooh, okay.

Hand-drawn movies. Okay. Romania, Yugoslavia. Sass, I think this is going to be your best one. Nah, man. Yeah, I'll get it. You're pissed because I didn't lose last. I didn't come in last that time.

You did. Now you know how it feels. Yeah, I know. It sucks. It sucks. You've had it like 75 times. No, not even close. Not even close.

They just did the rundown without us. 75? I know. That's good. More like 43? More like 43? No. Tommy?own without us. 75? I know. That's good. More like 43? More like 43? No. Tommy?

Probably like 10. Max? 75 was the Taylor Swift concert she said. Yeah, exactly. She tours all the time. 75 shows. 75 songs, bro. In 75 shows.

You're all over the place. You got scrambled eggs for brains right now. Oh, put your AirPods on the thing. Are those yours? No, these are my backups. These are my mom's. These are mama's. They are.

That's her name on them. That's funny. Let me laugh at that, dude. Yeah. Can we laugh? No. It's funny. There's nothing to joke about right now.

No show tomorrow. Oh, hell yeah. This is awesome. Okay. All right, who's up first? Roan. Have a nice long statement. Or KB. KB is.

EG. Okay, well, I guess it's Roan. Roan, I guess it's Roan. Okay. Uh-huh. Sassy. Indiana Jones. Nice. Okay. Uh-huh. Sassy. Indiana Jones. Nice.

No. Yikes. Oh, wait. It has the year, 1999, down at the bottom. Oh, I know. Green Mile? Yes. There we go.

Damn. Sass is so mad I got that. So mad. How would I be mad? I'm so mad I got that. I'm playing for myself. I'm not playing against you. Oh, you're so mad.

Yep. Nice. And you were going to say it when you knew it wasn't your turn. Oh, I wasn't? I said Che. I don't know if he knew it was his turn. You were going to say it. You're so mad right now.

What year? 86. 86. 86. This could be a number of things. Stop, Brandon. I'm just looking at him. I can look at people, Dan. I can fucking look at people.

I did this. I can fucking look at people. He's letting you know that he knows. Oh, yeah. A round of high news? You guys have been party foul. I know it's one word. Picking on the weaker man.

Pass. I'm out. Do I have to do that one? Yeah. What tune? Yeah, there it is. I watched that literally two nights ago. Dasty, will you hand me one?

Yeah. What do you want? Ooh, KB. Mango. Star Wars? Oh, damn. People laughed at you. Terminator.

We watched the movie on this show. Am I wrong? Yes. Oh, it's Rope? Yeah, we watched with Patty. Go ahead, Sass. Oh, wait. Here we go.

Top Gun. Nice. Sass. Watch that. Sass dub. This is going to be a Sass dub. Top Gun. Nice. Sass. Watch that. Sass dub. This is going to be a sass dub. Sass dub. No sass.

This is Silence of the Lambs. Wow. Yeah, that's a good one. I like that drawing, too, to be honest. Get off its dick. I know this one. Is this Thelma and Louise? Let's go, Che.

Yeah, boy, Che. Che. Che. Che. Che. Che. Che. Che.

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Those are guns against swords. Lawrence of Arabia. Is that what it is? Probably. I'm out. I don't see any women in that drawing. Guns of Arabia. Yep. Lawrence of Arabia. Lawrence of Arabia.

Lawrence of Arabia. I don't think that's it. A-R-A-B-I-A. It might just not be it. Okay. Let's go to the next one. Swinging difficulty. Does A-B get to go to the next one?

Yeah. Is he wrong on yours, too? I missed. No, I think he should get to go to the next one? Yeah. Is he wrong on yours, too? I missed. No, I think he should get to go to the next one. Oh, this is a great one. I missed. I missed Lawrence of Arabia, but that was Brandon's. I missed my, I said Star Wars.

Oh, yeah. All right, so you're up, Ron. Oh, but I got that one wrong, too. Oh, shit. No, you should be back in, Ron. We're all back in. We're all back in. No, no, no.

If you get it wrong, then they skip to the next one. Ask phone a friend. No, it's not me. Oh, it's Ron. It's Ron. It's Ron. All right, phone a friend, Nick. Me? Yeah. No, no, no. If you get it wrong, then they skip to the next one. Ask phone a friend. No, it's not me. Oh, it's Roan. It's Roan. Alright, phone a friend, Nick. Me? Yeah. No, no, no. I can only... Oh, no. We're phoning a friend now? You can only charade him. One flew over the cuckoo's nest. God damn it. You're not gonna

yell at Nick. You're not gonna yell at Nick. No, because we like Nick. Yeah. That's the big difference there. How do you always forget that? I like you too, Brandon. Cuckoo. C-U-C-K-O-O. I don't know if that's right. You were wrong. It's 1990.

Oh. I thought that was chief. Call me. Call him Brandon. I'll go to the next one. Not me. The next one. Brandon's out.

I'm out. All right. Brandon? No, this is. What's the year? 1942. Casab's out. Yeah. I'm out. All right. Brandon? No, this is. What's the year? 1942. Casablanca. Yeah.

Sass. This is going to be a sass dub. Sass dub. Sass dub. Sass dub. Oh. Oh. Oh.

This is Reservoir Dogs. Nice. Good grab. Good grab. That's a good grab. I suck at this. Oh, dear. I blew my phone a friend.

Spelling this. Oh. No. I blew my phone a friend. Spelling this. O? No. R-E-S-E-V-I-V-O-I-R. No, there's an R before the V. Reservoir. Glacier of a while. Are you still in?

Shay? Yes. Shay is still in. Shay? 1977. Ooh, come on. This is a John Travolta movie. Fuck is still in. Shay? 1977. Ooh, come on. This is the John Travolta movie. Fuck.

Go on, Brandon. Gladly helping anybody. Not Boogie Nights. It's... Oh, uh... Yes? Yes? Yes?

Saturday? Yes? Night Fever? Yes! Yay! All right, Sash, you're up. Wait, what's the year? No, I'm out.

I'm out. Fuck. The Exorcist? Yes. T-I-S-T. This is like the game that we were playing the other day, but it's like good illustrations. Oh.

This might be the one. Lawrence of Arabia? I don't know. I've never seen it. That was it. That was it. Ghostbusters. Let's go, Che.

What is that thing? Alright, Sass. Sass dub. I don't know what this is 1982, is that what it says? Get the clues, what's in the distance, what's in his hand Oh, I don't have a fucking clue I have no idea

I'm gonna phone a friend Phone Brandon Don't phone me, phone Roan Roan Is it another Indiana Jones? That's what I thought, but I don't know I don't think they would do two Would they do two?

He would have a cowboy hat on, wouldn't he? He'd be in a gun. Close in K. Go to next. That's it? Ass out. Ass out. No.

This is Terminator. Okay. Shay, big cat. Oh, T2. I was going to say, yeah. Am I out then? Okay, that's fine. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, that's fine.

Ah, nice. That's a good one. Oh, um, Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. No. No. No. That's a dead poet society. Yeah.

Yeah. A poet society. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Sassed up. Dead poet society. No, I lost. No, but I'm giving my win to you. No, I don't want it.

Dead poet society. You're thinking of a much happier movie. What? Poets. Poets. Dead Poets Society, which, by the way, that movie sucks. Sucks. Sucks ass.

That movie blows. Nothing happens in the movie. You would love it. The only thing that happens in the movie is that kid standing on your desk. I was. That was fun. Do we have another one? The drawings?

Let's finish this off. We just keep going. I don't think Robin Williams has that many good movies. Okay. What about Patch Adams? What about Patch Adams? What about Good Morning Vietnam? What about Will Hunting?

What about Jumanji? What about Miss Doubtfire? I'm not a big fan. Good Morning Vietnam? What about Birdcage? You don't like The Gays? I've never seen Birdcage. You don't like Good Morning Vietnam?

Probably don't shop at Target either. I like Target. What about all the movies I know that he was in? Flubber? What about those at KB Knows? You're forgetting about those. What? Have you thought of the movies KB Knows?

Yeah, you didn't consider those. You want to finish these real quick? Go back to it. That's Jurassic Park. Wait, is this a new one? That's a good one. Oh, it's a new one. Okay.

All right, so Jurassic Park. Who's first? You. I got it. I've never seen it. Yeah. I got you. 1961. You need a tag in? I know this one. I know it. Can I hum the song from it? It's Che.

I want a friend. Oh, yeah. If you don't get it now. I don't have this. I have no idea. All right, chase out. Is it Audrey Hepburn? Yes.

Breakfast at Tiffany's. Oh, you got it. He didn't. Oh, no. All right, Nick. Oh, I didn't steal that. No, you need to hit this one. Blues Brothers.

I thought Breakfast at Tiffany's was... Or that was the Breakfast Club. Yeah. Oh. Oh! Really good drawing. Who is this? It's KB. Brandon's out.

Ooh. Is it a popular movie? Yes. Is it like Pulp Fiction? Kind of, but... No, I... Similar years? Good question.

Can I use a phone to a friend? Sure. They have to do a clue. They have to do a clue. Yeah, big care. Soze. What? Soze.

Is that a part of the movie? Oh, man. All right. That was a good clue. Usual suspects. I've never seen it. Kevin Spacey. Yeah.

Dirty Dancing. Nice. Were they in water when Kevin Spacey. Yeah. Dirty Dancing. Nice. Were they in water when they did that? Yeah. All right, Sass. 57. That's tough. How do you know 57?

That's a brutal one, Sass. Does he have a 1957 one? That's a brutal one, my friend. Are they playing chess? Might be like a Hitchcock. It looks like the dude from fucking... I've seen that guy on the left a ton. What is he from?

You've seen the Grim Reapers? Uh-oh. Fuck, I got no idea. I don't fucking... Can we see what it is? Bad luck for Sass. 2011? This quiz is a little harder than the first one.

What is that? What am I looking at? 2011. A palm tree? Oh. Oh, I think I know. Hold on. Is that a dead horse?

The Patriot? Oh. 2011? I got it. That's Mark Wahlberg? You got Chase. Oh, not that. The Boston Ball.

You're thinking of Patriot's Day. Isn't that one not called the Patriot? Patriot's Mel Gibson. It's War Horse. War Horse? Yeah. Patriot's about the Revolutionary War. Take back that laugh, bro.

It was fun. Oz. Jesus Christ. It would have been funny if you were thinking of mocking me. If you're thinking of the Boston bombing. Oh, my God. Yeah, what is this? Graphic.

Who's up? Anyone? Roan. Roan versus Nick. And Che. Che. Che's out right away. Is that a goddamn Braveheart?

Yeah. No. H-A-R-T? Or is it? No. I'm sorry. I don't. Fuck.

I thought it was. I thought it was too. You know it's Brett's brother? Anyone know this? I think it's Black Knight with Martin Lawrence.

Oh, it might be Black Knight with Martin Lawrence. That's a castle. Go to the next. You didn't add with Martin Lawrence. That's probably why I Go to the next. You didn't add with Martin Lawrence. That's probably why I didn't take it.

Go next. Oh, that's spooky. 1922. That's spooky. I love that. They had that tech in 22? That tech was a real person. That's actually the movie right now.

We're watching the whole thing. Nosferatu. Who's typing this? Someone knows it? I got it. Hey, did you? You got Nosferatu. That is the sequel to Nosferatu.

The fucking password. Throwing the two on there was nuts. What a bold claim. In 1922, they were dropping sequels. Wait, since we're all out, let's all get back in. We got another. All right. Jesus.

All right, so go to the next. Might as well. Yeah, yeah. Start Che. Oh, wow. I was right. Che, you start. Oh, great one.

What year? 2000? Mm-hmm. Uh. I was going to say. Come on. I was going to say Fight Club but all this weird armor shit yeah yeah

very similar absolutely not no it's not Gladiator Gladiator probably should have known that payout alright chase out

Elf no good one oh Sass Sass is out Sass is out Titanic no

way the quiz is wrong. I thought it was Grinch. That was a tough one. The hell? I don't know what I'm looking at. What year? 1994. I mean, that man is clearly gay on the right.

That's a gay man. Gay man with a top hat. Milk? A sheep. No, 94. We're no gay men in 94. A sandler. The birdcage was.

It could be Jewish. He's got his hat off. Wedding singer. I'm going to pass on this one. What is the answer to that? Is it Fiddler on the Roof? 94? Wow, it could be.

I don't know. Wow. Is that Tevye? Nope. Oh. All right, so L for me. I'm out as well. Sasha, it could be. I don't know. Wow. Is that Tevye? Nope. Oh, all right. So L for me. I'm out as well. Sash, you're up.

Skip this one. Oh, Godzilla. Oh, no! No! Come on, dude. It's King Kong. Oh, no. No! Kong. Oh, no. Oh, no.

All right, I'm up. Lil' Lass. Godzilla vs. King Kong, that movie. 1967. Fuck me, dude. That was the easiest one of the entire thing. I don't know this one. I got Casablanca, but I can't get King Kong.

Nick, you're up. Che, you get another one. Or are you out? No, it's just you versus KB. All right, hit next for me, I guess, then. Or is this yours, Big Cat? No, I'm out. Oh, scream.

Nope. I'm kidding. I want the clip of Saz realizing what he's done. Is that Raise the the stakes too? Step up too? Do the right thing? What is this? It's got to be face off or something.

You think it's face off? What year? 1990. It sounds like 96 or 97. Aquark Orange? I got to guess, but I'm not going to say it because I don't want to embarrass myself. Say it. I'm not but I'm not gonna say it because I don't want to embarrass myself. Say it. I'm not saying it. I refuse. I don't want to.

It's like a head inside of a head. Give up. Total recall. Oh, no. I was so happy I did not do my guess. Can we do history and drawings? I'll sleep well knowing I didn't do my guess. I need the clip of you realizing it was King Kong.

Do they have hand-drawn logos, too? Are they playing your strengths here? No, I'm just asking. Hand-drawn logos would be fun. Yeah. I'm going to suck dick at this. This is going to expose. Who starts?

He has some no history. Who wants to even check? It'll be me. Okay, go ahead. Moon landing. Is that? Will it take that? Oh, it says.

Neil Armstrong? It gives you the. Oh, it gives you the moon. Oh, the prank. The Boston Tea Party. Okay. Great, great one, Nick. No!

The Battle of Antietam. Oh, 1066. Fuck, dude. A little early. Battle of, I don't know. Yeah, that one's tough. I don't have a fucking clue. The inauguration. Oh, Lincoln delivers the Gettysburg Address.

You guys are gonna, Ron's gonna win this one? No, not so fast, brother. Oh, God. 44 BC? I know this. Oh, this is easy. Yeah. Uh, the sass, where, what am I looking at right now?

It's 44 B.C., the assassination of blank blank. Yeah, I don't know. Julius Caesar? Is that that long ago? You leaving, Brandon? C-A-E. I thought that was like the 1870s. So did I.

Old Rush? Before I. Old Rush? Before Jesus? Old Rush? Jay? Oh, damn. Oh, this is a tough century for me. That early. Oh, this is not nice.

The first... Queef. War? I don't know. Crusade, maybe? First Crusade? Wow. So, Chase out? First Crusade? Wow. All right, so chase out.

Who's in? Me. And Ronan, me. The fall of the... 89. Oh, Berlin Wall. Yep. I know.

I have to go after this. The Spanish Armada. Nice. Nice, bro. The blank revolution. French Revolution. French. The discovery of America.

1492. Oh. Ocean blue. Oh. Nails 95 of these Martin Luther Yeah Look at you D-Day

Or Normandy Yeah Sack. What? You don't have to say this one, Nick. Troy? No, no, no. The sack of 12th to 14th century B.C.

Troy. Yeah. Sack of Troy. Or interns balls. Yuck. Get a tough one here. Ooh. It's Vietnam.

I don't know if it's a city, though. Saigon. I think you're right. It's Niagara. Dang. Got it. Niagara. Wow. Got it. Let's go. You're up.

The assassination of? What year? 1914. Franz Ferdinand. Let's go. Yeah, let's go, Nicky. Take me out. F-R-A-N-Z.

Franz Ferdinand. The blank of Nanking. No! Fuck! All these are the same to me. 1876, right? The battle of the... We look like we got fucking native...

Their haircuts. Native Americans and white guys. Their haircuts. Native Americans and white guys. Their haircuts. Fuck. The Battle of the, huh? That'd be some, like, Mexican shit. The Battle of the Colorado River? This is wrong.

Fuck. What's the answer is it Custer's last stand where was that I don't know good question oh that's not I don't know so I'm out I'm out so it's Nick and little bighorn yeah little bighorn yeah I the Little Bighorn Yeah Wow it's the Little Bighorn You haven't been here For all of the game Uh me Uh it's me But I'm fucked

But if we all miss Then it's Battle of 1815 Oh Ah fuck It's something Napoleon shit

Waterloo Wow Might be it Wow LOL Yeah Alright so now it's Nick and Nick and Big Cat Waterloo Wow Might be it Wow LOL Yeah Alright so now it's Nick and Nick and Big Cat

From Waterloo Do it The Blank Brothers first flight Oh come on Come on The Wright Brothers I don't want to win like this Not like this

The Blank Revolution Russian Revolution Big Cat you're good with history. Let's go. If we go deep, though, I'm fucked. The Battle of Blank, 1940. A year. What does that end with?

It's a flag. Looks British. Yeah. It does look British, doesn't it? The battle... Britain had a lot of colonies in 1940. True. Yeah, but planes.

Yeah. I know it. Of London. Yep. Yeah? No. Dunkirk? Oh, big cat. Oh!

What is it? What is it? Oh! That's not mine. I have to get one more. No, I already won. If you get the next one, you win. I already got the one.

I already got Cleopatra. Yep. See that asp. Oh, it was an asp. Keep going. Asp. Hindenburg. Yep.

That asp fat. That asp fat. Yeah. URG. The Blank War. Ooh. That's Slovakian? That's Paris, right?

With the guy's little hat? Is it? What's across, right? With the guy's little hat? What's across the street? Mustache. Or like Kosovo? Oh, yeah. Golf. Golf. Golf, wow.

Damn. Saddam Hussein. I thought he was French. Great Depression. You're just showing off now. All right. Tiananmen Square protests. For Tuesday, we should all bring in our own poorly drawn quizzes.

Tiananmen Square protests. I'll do that. That would be fun. And we have to present them. Tiananmen. Yeah. As if he just knows Tiananmen. You just go next. It is Tiananmen Yeah As if he just knows Tiananmen You just go next

It is Tiananmen Square Just go next Sparta Yeah Good one Roan Nope No Bad one Roan

Bad one Oh fuck you, Sass Really bad one Okay, go next The execution of Wassy on all fours Ooh Looks like a long-haired Jewish bro What is it?

Is it Joan of Arc? No, she got burned That looks like an axe Joan of Arc Go to the next one Berlin Yeah Jesse Owens Fuck

Don't know How many words? One 19 1066 It's an arrow going right in this guy's head Yeah 1066. It's an arrow going right in this guy's head. Yeah.

Now I go to the next. I didn't get it. Keep going. Oh, we're going back over the ones that we missed. Yeah, I give up. Britain. So you were right. London.

That was wrong. That was a guess. All right, should. London. I was wrong. I was a guess. All right, should we spin the wheel? Yeah. All right, we provided a great yak for the people. If you complained about Sporkle, you should complain about what? We were going to do it on our own time. Three-hour show? Come on.

Three-hour show? Yeah. I thought we were going to keep playing, to be honest. Do one more? Hand-drawn logos? Is that one more? Hand-drawn logos? Is that a thing? Hand-drawn logos. See if they have hand-drawn logos.

I think Tuesday we should all bring index cards of ours, but we have a topic that we tell you right before. Can't we just make one? That's a pain in the ass. Let's check to see if they have hand-drawn logos. Oh, no. What about sports logos? Let's check to see if they have hand-drawn logos. Oh, no. Badly drawn. What about sports logos?

No. All right. Try just hand-drawn sports. Ooh. Nah. Hand-drawn anything. Somebody make it this weekend. Album covers?

Oh, just hit that one real quick. Let's just take a look. Let's just take a look. Let's just take a look. Dark Side of the Moon? Oh. Dark Side of the Moon. It's not even really poorly. It's pretty good.

This is a team. See if we can get 16 out of 18. We should actually just do it and see if we can speed run it. Oh, it's Bruce Springsteen. Yeah. On the USA. On the USA. Nope, not Braun. Hell yeah, he is

And will he retire? Is he the GOAT? Braun in the USA It's Journey Right? That's the Journey album Self-titled? Don't Stop Believin'

Try it Or is that Boston? Yeah. It's Boston. What is it, though? More than a feeling? Boston, Boston. Yeah.

American Idiot? Mm-hmm. Good one, Nick. Big forearm. It's Guns N' Roses. Damn. Nick, quick one. The Walking.

What's the album? Appetite for Destruction? Yeah. Ooh! Gee! That's it. Sweet shot of mine. This one, Nick.

Is that Pink Floyd? 1973. Wall? I don't know if it's the wall. No, the wall is just a wall. I don't know if this is Pink Floyd or not. We might have to skip this one. It's an aggro, Craig.

Come back to it. That's Nirvana. Never mind. No penis. No penis. No beard. It wouldn't have taken long. Beard.

That's Rolling Stones. Yeah. What album? I don't know the album. Doing it together, Brandon. If you know it, spout it out. What Rolling Stones album is that? I don't know the name of their album. I go next. Brandon. If you know it, spout it out. What Rolling Stone album is that? I don't know the name

of their album. I go next. I try to get 15 out of 18. Oh, no. Slayer? Slayer. Oh, no, no, no. 76.

76. Is that a David Bowie? Oh, boy, I don't know. Artist or album? Album. Look at the X is 10. You know the artist who can help us with the album.

Is that Pink Floyd? Nah, they're going to draw the... Keep going, keep going. They're drawing dark side of the moon. They already did that hotel, California Nice, maybe no yeah eagles That's that's that's Bowie stardust Bowie Bowie my bad Ziggy stardust The only Fucking hard no no I don't give Give us a fucking chance, brother. The Something of Ziggy Stardust. The Ballad.

Not the Ballad of this. The Blank of Ziggy Stardust. Plight. Go next. Based off a novel by Sapphire. That's Velvet Underground. Velvet Underground. But I don't know if that's...

Is that the name of the album? I don't know the name of the album. Banana? I don't even listen to it. That one was of the album? I don't know the name of the album Banana? I don't even listen to it It's a waste of time Why? We're 7 for 18 No it's definitely not Banana I was joking

It's our new album Banana Go next I saw a guy on the street today Eating three That's Master of Puppets Yes Jay's a big Metallica fan Learned that today

Yep R.E.M. Learned that today. R.E.M. Yeah, it is R.E.M. Maybe. Losing My Religion? No, it's too late for that. What year?

92. Oh, boy, I don't know. Go to the next. It's a bad drawing. Graceland? What year? Did I say 85? 85.

I don't know. That's Pink Floyd. Fuck, what is it called? It's not just called Scream. Album names are tough to remember. I don't know. I don't know. That's a digital clock It looks like right What year

81 Yeah I'm saying Chill with us Is that called like 3am or something Yes I got him Fuck I don't know

It's hard That's also Pink Floyd No that's No that's not That's not Pink Floyd That's Who's that It's fucking What is's also Pink Floyd. No, that's not Pink Floyd. Who's that? What is it? Is that the Rolling Stones?

Jimi Hendrix. You too. Do you too? Fuck, man. It's something. What is it? Fuck, I gotta know what it is. That's the last one.

Can we do... That was hard. Let me see what it is. The answer is give up. Who? Who's next? Fuck. What the heck, Tommy?

Who's next? The police. King Crimson. Oh, shit. Higher Streets. Oh, man. R.E.M. He has R.E.M.

Oh, it's the Velvet Underground. Didn't we type that in? Yeah. And Nico. And Nico. Nick, shout out Nick. David Bowie. Aladdin Sane. Nah, bro. Oh, it's the Velvet Underground. Didn't we type that in? And Nico. Nick, shout out Nick. Lad Insane. No, bro.

Rush. Fuck that fucking album. House of the Holy Fuck. Pink Floyd for everyone I didn't know. Kind of want to do another one? Tommy, what's a sparkle we could play, Tommy? Just see if there's another hand-drawn one that we want to do. Real quick.

I got to go, but I really want to play. Send it on a good note. Yeah, let's send it on a good note. College logos. I don't have shit until 8 p.m. College logos. Let's nail them all. Oh, that's a fighting shit.

That's how you used to challenge people. Send with a perfect round. College logos. You want to do, Garrett sent me his list. We'll get college logos and we'll be good. Tommy, Tommy, arm wrestle me. Arm wrestle big cat. Ready, set, go.

Are you trying? No. I am. I'll try. No, no, we're arm wrestling. Ready, set, you try too. Go. This guy's fucking strong.

He's a strong man. All right, let's just nail this and get out Brandon, we need you for this one We need a perfect quiz and then we're out This is kind of tough though Alright, here we go Are we doing it around or are we just saying them? Around, let's do around Alright, go

We see state Are we doing it around or are we just saying them? Around. Let's do around. All right, go. Roan. We see State. We got to get all of these. Iowa. Iowa. Let's get ready. Jay. TJ, you coming with us?

Jay. NC State? Yeah. Florida. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were there. Oh, yeah, it's good. I was just going to say. Tennessee. I don't know if we're going to get all these. I thought you were there. Oh, yeah, it's good. I just got there.

Tennessee. I don't know if we're going to get all these. I don't either. Duke. Oh, sorry. That's you, Ron. UConn. We're going to get all these.

There's only 20. UConn. Buffalo. Do UConn. Do UConn for me. Or do. Wait, UConn's not it. It's Washington, buddy.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I fucked myself. Yeah. Purdue. Oregon State.

Oh. Sorry, Nick. No, you're good. I don't know if I know it. Maryland? Yeah. There you go, Nick. UNLV.

Protect the grind. Louisville. I guess I'm out. Oh, you go, KB. Oh, I got one. Really? Tommy, relax. I don't think we're going to get all these.

Is the bottom right UNLV? No, because I already said UNLV. Is that Notre Dame? These are not easy. No. Oh, the bottom. Is that NC State? No, because I already said UNLV. Is that Notre Dame? These are not easy. No. Oh, the bottom. Is that NC State? No.

Texas Tech. Army? No, Navy. Sorry, Navy. Navy. Air Force is second from Navy. Air Force? No, not Navy.

South Florida is bottom right kind of. Is Kansas State one of those? South Florida USF What about Kansas State? Purple Wild Card Shit Northwestern

Michigan State That's all I want to wrestle Ole Miss Not a racist This guy? to wrestle? Ole Miss? Not a racist. This guy? That's Oklahoma State, isn't it? Is that Oklahoma State down there?

Yeah. Last one. Oklahoma State. Texas Tech Alabama Nebraska Get sass, get sass Thanks, Chad See you on Tuesday

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