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Episode Date: May 21, 2025

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Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, robak.com. Promo code yak. Where's Titus? I believe he's having a meeting with somebody in charge of what we're doing later. Oh, here's Nick. Got Nick here. Yeah, we are taping something,

so we might have to end the yak a few minutes early. I have the hiccups. What? You okay with that, Mike? Someone take over. It's always an issue. What? You okay with that, Mike? Someone take over. It's always an issue. Did we do Roeback?

We did. I forgot about the fucking show. It's every day at noon. I was sitting with you in your studio. And you didn't say anything when you left. Well, it was 11.57. I was like, time to go. You didn't say shit.

You didn't say shit. Well, I didn't know I had to say shit. Apology accepted, big man. Oh, man. I didn't know I had to remind you of the show we do every single day. Listen, man, it just slipped my mind today. Crazy. It happens to me all the time.

Oh, I'm the new Kyle. You're the new Kyle. There's Titus. The newest Kyle just coming. Oh, yeah. What? Oh, well, well. New Kyle just dropped.

Oh, shit. I was literally Kyle for four seconds. New Kyle just dropped. Oh shit. And I was the late up. I was literally Kyle for four seconds. New Kyle just dropped. Hey New Kyle. Hey everyone. What's up? What's up? You still have the hiccups?

Nope, I just got rid of them. Oh, I wanted to get rid of them for you. Well do it. Danny's on his fuck shit again. What do you mean? He came in and this was all the way back here. I don't know how that happened. Oh, he was doing something and then I I mean I obviously noticed right away. I need to put my water somewhere And Kyle and I can't Kyle and I can't be that close because we'll just end up making out you'll end up touching

I end up rubbing plan was I believe we need a buffer. It's hoping for that with Kaden Titus to but no luck It's been a hot start to the year for Kyle's there are four guys named Kyle's in the major league Wait is this like a new segment? What? Why is he taking over the show? Hey hold on It's like pop-up video fun fact about this

Yeah, were you ready for this conversation? I was yeah Very good segue my friend Wow, okay There are four Kyles. Wait, no, no. Start again. Do it again.

Let us talk for a second and then pop in and- Well, we gotta say the word Kyle. Yeah, you gotta. Yeah. But do it again like, hey, this just in. I can't believe Titus is the newest Kyle. He is the newest Kyle. Speaking of Kyles, this is a hot start to the year for Kyles.

Four guys named Kyle in the major leagues have 10 plus home runs. No other name, first name, has more than one. Wow! Wow! Wait, wait, wait. Wow. Kyle Tucker. Stowers.

Kyle Schwaber. Yep. How many Sho-Hays have a Kyle? Stowers and... Sho-Hey. Simon Raj. Jose Pinkerton. Kyle Judge. Kyle Altube. Kyle Altube. That's right. and show hey Jose Pinkerton I'll judge I'll judge how I'll to vey Kyle out to the

Who's the fourth Kyle Kyle? Sir you don't know Kyle's camp on the Cubs broadcasted in it. I think he doesn't have a lot. It's just Kyle So that's the fourth Kyle cut you got it. You got it You can't do a fact and then not give us the fourth Kyle you knew No looking up. Oh my god. I think it's how Freeland is it manzardo Yeah, and Zardo maybe you just hit a bunch of home runs. I don't fucking know So stowers hours is third hours is good hours has Tucker's

Tucker has like 14 or 13 and Schwerber has like 18 17 or 18 Yeah, he hit one in the last two games Yeah, and so all other names just have one all other first names have yeah, just have one guy with 10 plus There's not that many guys. Yeah, well we got to get this final Kyle. Yeah, look it up Brandon said it Oh, I thought so man's are though. Oh Men's are though. Yeah, when you guys were gone actually how Tucker only has 11. I was thinking He hit one last night Pico Armstrong yeah

Because he's the best I was actually rage texting Doug last night. Hope's it's hot What were you rage texting Doug there was a guy throwing 68 miles an hour in the night hitting? I was your rage text Doug. I said what the fuck is this guy doing out here. Who is he? Why does Doug is he Marlins? Man Doug our Cubs buddies wait wait wait wait wait or to you understand how it works right no oh man Oh, I like this. You're not gonna waste. I like new. I like new baseball fan Che when it's a 14 to 1 game It was 9 to 1 in the ninth okay, but neither was enough. they don't want to waste a pitcher so they'll put in a position player and one struck out show hey those are they just see this is new this is a regular thing I

yeah yeah yeah regular regular but it's fun when it happens yeah he's not a pitcher. What did you text Doug? He's a glass of water Does Doug raise you who TF is this Marlins picture We do not know what yeah what WTF is Let's go full acronym. That's what the fuck you agree, but you went or where I'm with the who TF Yeah, I guess saying it that way it's more that he's like reading his own text you could have just said who the fuck Yeah, you were saying like his name was hoodie Franklin or something yeah, oh Damn, it's cool name hoodie. Yeah, I definitely worked with Augusta National. It was infuriating. It's throwing 60

Why oh, I was No, no, it's fun. That's fun.. Yeah member when Rizzo struck out for a man for his Rizzo Somebody struck out show hey the other day how catcher did happen why happens probably once every few weeks Well, I why was it infuriating though. Why is that? It's like wait, it's fun or faster than that? Why are you like? Why not just be like that's weird it's like a very fun thing so Rizzo when he was on the Cubs He asked he would ask Joe Madden every time if he could do it, and then they finally let him do it I think it was his last year. They finally let him pitch and it was like a big moment. It was very funny, babe

How's your day going? Absolute lollipops giving up after hit yeah That's the fun part about it the guy doesn't usually pitch and he's pitching what did Doug say back was Doug aware that this is A thing or was he like just like he kind of I didn't know this was like a whole he calmed you down Yeah, I did say he was like you don't want to waste a pitcher if you have no chance of winning the game So they'll throw in anybody yeah Okay, is Doug capable of rage?

We should try to get him mad one day. There's been some like very funny moments of it So this is that white dog is the guy you text when you're mad? I don't know. We just been texting about cuz the Cubs a lot. Who TF is this model? Stevenson. Second base, why the heck was he pitching? Worst pitcher I've ever seen. Again, not a pitcher. Oh yeah, another thing, if you're a Cubs fan, why are you mad that they're throwing batting

practice to you? Yeah. So I'm not gonna lie. He, that was kind of a dig at the other night, I was like- But Steven, do you understand he is not a pitcher? After reading that, okay, I didn't know that Yeah, he's not a pitcher so just gets Dave can throw faster doesn't mean he can throw strikes like he's kind of just in there to throw

Sounding like a guy who's never been in a car If white stripes Dave's throw 91 he's running the risk of hitting the guy and injuring them and then that's this Every team carried a fan terrible if they carried a fan to put in the situation Not a picture he's lobbin it in there trying to throw strikes get their plane right now They're like the for their they're playing another game right now. They wanted to save their pictures. What's the game today? What's the stipulation of hockey like if somebody? What's the game today? stipulation with hockey like if

Fan no there's a in every hockey arena There's a there's an emergency backup goalie who's the third string goalie and he but he could play for either team They should just do that with a fan then the end the fan would get like Kill this guy's on 60 But he also is a second baseman so he still has incredible skills on a baseball field and reaction time if you put a fan in there'd be a death are you saying white socks Dave getting smoked by a line drive what I would be yeah you want to grow the game no ebug the ebug is awesome kill the fans Kill one fan every week with a ball smoke you act like that would I mean that would go shoes you numbies

Yeah, the e-book attendance up Line for this thing probably people waiting to sign up And I'm sure it's not gonna be nobody's like I'm not gonna be all sign up for it like guys like Dave or Chuck or People have done this before But why are you mad? You were watching the Cubs you were a lot of you were he sucked yeah but he's not a pitcher I know but I'm just saying why just they were down 9-1 the pitchers they were throwing kind of

already sucked you stay calm in so many situations but that got you to yeah and again the customer he didn't even have like now that I know he was on a pitcher he didn't even have like a pitching motion you just lobbing it in because he's not a pitcher I Am I understand that now, but I'm just saying if that's gonna be the case you hate bad baseball. I love that Yeah, I'm learning about this, but there's a roster limit in baseball That's why I'm saying don't be a fucking pro at him right, but if I could have You'd have to use a roster spot on him Same with the backup goal if you're down no, that's not no no no they don't use a roster spot on the on the ebug

You should have I'm saying don't use a roster Baseball group you should text him Mike Mike trout and ask him what the fuck is going on With this yeah, who is the who is the second baseman pitching? Yeah, who is the who is the second baseman pitching? How do you I like this it is number from one from gunner? Yeah, call him right now You know it's given the other team kind of like fucky stat boosts. Yeah Oh, I do have that dude's number, but I think we talked about this I believe with Stowers on PMT there's more pressure on the batter in those situations because it's very embarrassing if you don't get a hit and

They're throwing Wildly different pitches like these guys are used to 90 miles an hour. Yeah, you throw 65 with no movement It's like you're just sitting there like a lot of times it will just end up being like three long fly balls. The timings off right. Trying to force contact outs. Right. Interesting. Well, yeah, that was like the there's the there's a Cubs game was like maybe two weeks ago against the Giants in our Former closer Ryan Presley gave up eight. I think he gave up eight runs and zero outs And I asked ours. I was like do you think I could get an out before I give up eight runs He said yes, absolutely

Cuz cuz of cuz of like how offensive abilities no because of how bad my pitches would be yeah, right? I would thighs like just trying to hit like and also their timing would be thrown on and the slower comes in the slower it goes out. Yeah. Hmm. Interesting. I like this. Steven Che learns wow. I like when he says interesting though. Yeah, that's interesting. A learn ball. Yeah, that happens like once a week. Yeah, probably. Yeah. And the majors maybe even more often than that. Yeah. How come it didn't take when Doug told you and you had to bring it here to us I didn't know it was a regular thing. He just said that this was like this instance Yeah, I don't also I'm not watching the end of what other rules. Do you not know about baseball? This is how would I answer that?

This is how would I answer that? Shit dude, he's your kryptonite. He's everybody's kryptonite Wasn't there a saga like when you guys first moved here where Stephen was like overly confident that he could throw out the first pitch No, he wanted he went to visit Wrigley last year and he asked him right before the game if he could take batting practice. Yeah, yeah, that was it. During the playoff push, right? Like in September. Yes. I mean, I was friends with the first base coach, which is... Napoli, right?

Yes. He's not there anymore. Yeah, but it was like September. I think they lost nine in a row or something. Yeah, it was bad. And you said, hey, can I get some cuts in or something? Yeah. Yeah, and he was telling me, that was like one of the first times I saw him really irritated

Yeah, I think it was two years ago, right? We were still in that other office. Oh, yeah, I really Good times all right well when you get new rules I want to be texted to okay if I'm confused about something during baseball Yeah, anything you're confused about I would like I'd like to chime in all right good to know Do you have anybody in baseball that you could throw in that group text just so they could help answer it? Yeah, I had a bunch of people. Yeah.

I feel like we need to go straight to the top on some of this stuff. Yeah. That'd be good. Just ask Gunner. Who's there? The guy that you just got the... Oh, he responded? He has not.

Oh. So you got a reply. What was the text you sent? not oh so do you got a reply what was the text you sent I think it was like a picture of me being like why that was I invited to the burger that's your party just right back just right back this thing on or I'm patient dot dot dot but not that I'm patient but but not that patient. I think they're playing right now too. Do it.

Text it though. Just be like, I'm seconds away from deleting your number. They're in the top first right now. Speaking of Kyle's, home run Kyle Tucker. Oh! Oh yes! Here we go! 12!

Che, I'll give it to you. That's a It's a fun stat. It is a very fun stat or Kyle's remember We were talking a episode where they were all gone if you could Assemble like a perfect team in any sport, but had to choose only people with the same first name. Yeah Yeah, I think you'd have to go with Kyle and baseball in I will yeah, we did basketball and I went with Kevin. We were wondering is it Yeah, he did go with Kevin. Garnett, R. Rant, Love. Why'd you say Kevin like that? Is Kevin a natural rival to Kyle? Did you guys see Carl Anthony Towns go to New York? Oh in the interview? Yeah Yeah, you see that? Cat went heavy New York after they won. I saw that

He's done that before. No, this is the first time doing went heavy New York after they won. I saw that He's done that before no, this is the first time doing a New York accent Yeah, he'll change voices, but not he's not from New York Central Jersey, um Kevin Love Garnett Durant I love Garnett Durant. Um, Mikael. Mikael. Yeah. Johnson.

Johnson. Johnson. With me in all those AAU games and Tri-State, especially in New York. New York. I dedicate to this. I love him. He's a lost soul. Halliburton does the voice switch thing too.

Does he? He has a funny voice, yeah. I like to just put them two in a room together and watch them talk to each other. I feel like Jaylen's would be... Yeah, I was gonna say, we're debating Michael, and even if, Michael might still be it, even if you can't use Michael Jordan.

Yeah, Michael's still strong. Who you got? Yeah, agreed. Who you got? Yeah, agreed. Who you got? Michael, the... Are we using current players or all-time players? Jordan. All-time. You know, I know that, but I'm saying who else you got? LeBron gets you 40% there.

Sweeteney, the massive fat ass. Pretty good. Yeah, Michael Sweeteney was big. Michael Kid Gilchrist? Michael Porter Jr. Isn't that the blindside guy? Michael Sweetney was big. Michael Kid Gilchrist. Michael Porter Jr. The blindside guy, isn't he a Michael? That's Michael Orr.

Win one for Mike. Win one for Mike, yeah. It's a different sport, though, Kate. Mike, Michael Redd also. Yeah, lefty. I'm just blanking. There's got to be better Michaels. Michael Finley.

There we go. That was... That was... Not a lot of dirks okay Kobe Buffkin Kobe Bryant yeah that's not bad yeah the brick shot I can bury the So, um, Debrickasha, Eichenberry, Debrickasha, Hassan Maraj, Debrickasha, Willis. You know. And there might be another. Damn, that might be a good name. What was the middle Debrickasha?

Eichenberry. No, the hyphenated? Was there a hyphenated? Hassan Maraj. It's a lot of Debrickasha. There's a ton of Debrickasha. Yeah. What else? Now this is just on my mind.

Well you could put together an all sports name team of guys who are the only one of their name. Like there's only one in Damocan that's famous, right? True. Debrickasha. Would you rather have unique name or one? I think one is better than unique. One other? Like a team of one name or a team of unique names.

Quite the battle. I feel like, yeah, you've got to be a unique name. Even all the LeBrons that will come after, there will always only be one LeBron, right? There's two right now. Yeah. Yeah, there's two in the league right now. Right now.

On the same team. Right now. Who's the second one? Is Kyle Kuzma's name LeBron? Yeah, it is. Dalton Connect. That's real names LeBron. There is a white LeBron James real estate agent really not way no way is that it i think his

name is LeBron James is a real estate agent that's a man from Alabama yeah we see him we try to call him was it oh yeah no i listen to it like a full podcast about him about LeBron James the real estate or he's older than other liberal that his name is LeBron James the real estate he's older than other LeBron was that his name? his name was LeBron James? he's the original LeBron James right? was it was it LeBron James? no it was a different name oh it's gonna be hard to search for LeBron

James real estate it was a different name are you sure it wasn't it was a unique name fuck what was his name? oh that's just not a real guy is that a kid? was his name? Oh, that's just not a real guy That's a kid no his name was LeBron strong catfish. It wasn't James LeBron little LeBron little yeah, I mean that yeah, Hoover, Alabama white guy think it's LeBron or like LeBron Yeah, my might be LeBron LeBron LeBron LeBron little How was mr. Bing-Bong? Dan I I oh Little little oh, we're on little little it's literally Brownie jr. She's

Good for him. How's he little? Yeah, we tried to call him. Yeah, we called. Yeah, bro. Can we try to call him again? I just one little So he was the first with LeBron So how was mr. Bingham He he came on it took him a second to get to get into it He dripped out a character a couple times But then he he's panned down and he was he was walking on a Stairmaster inside a Planet Fitness wearing Blue jean shorts cut off jean shorts. Makes sense. And was he wearing jeans?

I believe an Anthony Mason jersey. Yeah, he was classic Mr. Bing Bong. He's got an issue though going up against you because he doesn't, I think he realizes it but I don't think he fully realizes it, that Mr. Bing Bong took off not because people were rooting for Jerry or the Knicks, it was the greatest fan base in the history of the world, and that's the anti-Hank fan base. So it was, he had the internet. The anti-Hank warriors were all in on him.

Rally behind him. Now it's like he's going up against someone who doesn't have the hatred that Hank has in you. Yours not. We'll see. It's in you. You're just not him. We'll see. It's going to be a tougher task for him. That's what I'm saying. He's got to figure out.

Yeah. I don't know if it's me and Hank. Hank, yeah. He could just tweet, Bing Bong Hank, and he would get like a thousand retweets because people would... Yeah, get Hank. But it's also just... Every interaction with Mr. Bing Bong, I'm just left confounded. I don't... Yeah, he's good at that.

He's using different tactics. He's using such, I mean, we asked what we expect and he was like, honestly, the Pacers are really good. Yeah. They shoot the ball well, they're a fun team. So I tried to, we had a nice off. And then he'll hit you with like a cross-up where it's like Like if he comes back on you're like, what'd you think about game three is like my wife didn't let me watch that. Yeah

He's a master he's a master. Yeah, he's so funny. Do you think he's frustrated by your lack of That's what I'm saying I think he's gonna have to figure out how to handle it because you don't have the hatred like he yeah it was on easy mode with Hank where he could just be like fuck Hank everyone but yeah yeah the seasons already been a success for you that's true too yeah kill him with kindness that's what they've been doing yeah we were killing each other with kindness yeah I like that mr. Bing Bong just said to Titus one of his trash talks was you're about to have a beautiful baby you're gonna be a great father got him. That is a threat. That's how he ended He did a he did an ad read for us. Yeah

Then he he'll do that he'll be a beautiful father and then he said I like the Pacers a lot Yeah, cuz we asked him straight up how many games of the Knicks gonna win it and he was like, I don't know that the Knicks are I'm confused now He's great though. Yeah, he's so funny. Just working out next to just a random dude I want to get him Esther next to him and he's just a guy Listening I have to go in and out of character as a guy's on a stairway I have an idea for him. I got to talk to about I want him to be like the TJ Lavin host of Barstool Summer Camp this year.

Wow. He'd be perfect for that. Which would be awesome. That'd be awesome. Would be great. So we'd still have you guys commentate, but then he like sets up the challenge. Yeah.

Kind of a ref. Well, could I throw one more suggestion on that? Yeah. Would you like to throw one more suggestion on that? Yeah. Would you like to do it for the ref part? The ref part. Oh, you're talking about ref Rob? We were thinking about ref Rob. Ref Rob to come.

He would be great. Yeah. Yeah. That would be awesome. We just fill summer camp with all the. Why not? You know ref Rob. Yeah, I saw you had him I think

I may have said unkind words like he threw me off the first few times I've seen him was there was there a specific question that entered your brain when you yeah when are you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah is he are you are and we still don't know would you say you're the audience? Can you can you when you watch basketball? Are you like? Can you yeah, can you will you? What happens if you yeah, I say a heart and sign do you see yourself in him Yeah, but there's a big difference between can you and should you he could be a can you and not a should you correct mm-hmm that still was

the best when Isaiah Hart and sign went on the I think Jalen Brunson podcast he's like yeah I'm a quarter black yeah what can you should you can you do you I think what do you is the question you gotta ask we fail we didn't ask that question Yeah, we did it Have you is probably that doesn't really tell have you's not fair. No, and it's also Hey now thought these were gonna be softball These were gonna be softball Said you said unkind words to him. No. I think I about may have mentioned him on like I

It's a lot like what he does is kind of the equivalent maybe No He's just doing this it rounds rounds up to More than it rounds down. What's the what's the exchange rate like how many things is one of I'm not saying it's like It can't be mistaken for it, but it right Well I have to ask my summer camp Yeah, just walk you up to it. Just be like hey, I want to would you a whole interview with him of just can you? Would you should? Ask him about like what were your memories of summer camp girl?

Do you have any or Do you have any or? Show The listeners who don't know what we're talking about. I'll be honest. I'm politely laughing. Yeah Tick-tock riff we had come on mostly he he does well on tick-tock he puts out these Videos of him refereeing a you basketball games. He says bra a lot You know what Jordan used to say right so if you play in this soon you better put in work him refereeing a basketball games. He says bra a lot. You know what Jordan used to say, right? So if you play in this soon, you better put in work. That's his voice. Yeah. That's why we're that's why he's

wondering why 10. Not throw. Get two steps anyway you want it baby. That's around I love I feel like he can on the phone, but not facetime Yeah, right. Yeah, I got a phone call. I take the first six. Another day sir. I think he's the former. What state is he in? Indiana. Okay. Yeah. Oh. Oh okay so I reverse RG. Stunning. So you see the. It's. I think it's a can but he doesn't if nothing else he can argue WBA

with Ryan Clark wait a minute go to the left can can he can that can but doesn't may I was at the Hennessy sunset? He's awesome he was at the NBA Hennessy event Can nice guy great guy great guy get him on the next podcast and they get figured out like they did to Hardenstein That's right. They'll get to the bottom of it. Yeah Let's just jump right into it are you black I really wanted to cover that I'm actually happy about this explain your blackness or level of blackness so my level of blackness you know it's like light skin I'm bright skin.

Oh, okay. Bright skin. I like that. I'm above my child's bright skin. I'm above light skin. No, but yeah, my dad's black. Um, so there you go. We go. No shit. So, um, no, I'm not. So you're going to ask? I wasn't. Oh, the Stavi podcast came out though. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Nick dropped on Stavi that is Albanian. You you snuck that. Yeah. He was mad at you. So mad. Yeah. Greeks and Albanians do not like each other. My grandma hates the Greeks. Yeah. He's just like, you snuck an Albanian in here. He was outnumbered. Oh, Hard Knocks got announced.

Yeah. The Bills, right? Yeah. That's cool. Hmm. That'll be bills. Yeah. The Bills. Oh, they are. They have they gone away from the the bad teams, I guess? Uh, that was my understanding. Hard Knocks is always like the team that didn't make the play. I think they got rid of that rule to not make the playoffs. I think they still have the rule you can't be a first year head coach.

Okay. So that's the only rule they have left. Cause yeah, it used to be you can't have made the playoffs or be a first year head coach. And teams like want to be featured? No. No. Oh, they don't.

They can't say no. Oh, they can't say no? No. They can make it more difficult, but they can't say no and once you do it there's a period of time you won't get asked to do it again stuff like that But it's like jury duty. Yeah It's just like jury duty And it's just it's It's just a hype train every every

Like the fourth wide receiver on the bills is gonna get drafted in every fantasy league now. Everybody's gonna love him Yeah, just like man. He was really showing out. That's a good way to combat tanking though They should just make the team that gets the you get the first pick, but you also have to do hard knocks Yeah, you have to Give all access at all times Yeah That would make like the end of the season really exciting. They wouldn't bench starters I still think they should do a playoff game for this first pick. That would be so awesome in all sports. Yeah

Yeah, be so wait. Do you have to win? Yeah, you have to win. Yeah. Yeah, that would be fun Yeah, that'd be a lot of fun. There should be a little more football. Yeah, there's not enough I think like that on a shirt. I think We could use a little more I think four weeks out of of the year they can do like a Tuesday Sunday deal. Oh Now we're talking player safety 21 games Sunday means you're also doing Sunday Tuesday. That's a one day in between. It's a price they pay Sunday Wednesday my idea is that they should go to 18 weeks, but there should be the second bye week for everyone should be a

League wide buy and you just make it the weekend right before Christmas so everyone can do their shopping Hmm you think everybody's waiting till then to do their shopping a lot of people they will Right, and that's also the week. You can be like hey, you know what honey? I'm gonna I'm gonna skip football this weekend Yeah, and I say something. Yeah, I think you've just what was that? I didn't do that. I was a thing Can you yeah, I think you just designed the worst weekend in America. Well, no, you'd have no football college football playoffs Sorry. All right part of the plan to settle football and all the malls and everything is packed. Yeah traffic Well, you could also just order on Amazon and then just be like, honey, I'm going to take this weekend off, but I'm going to make that. But in an exchange, I'd like

to watch all four games on Christmas day. And that's the deal you can make. Smart. Yeah. We just got to make sure that the women don't understand that there's no football. Well, they won't. They're women. That's easy. They can maybe do a fake red zone. They can do a red zone replay. Okay. And just like see it's on but I'm not watching I'd rather hang out with you on this holiday. Yeah, right lady. I end up still watching. Yeah replay Even knowing what's happening what's gonna happen Have you guys been watching the schedule release videos? It's like a whole thing now. I hate them.

It was fun when two or three teams were doing it good at it. That's what it used to be. But now it's a 32-team short film contest. It's like a competition, yeah. Right. And they all... Like, the teams try to be funny, but then there's also... The teams are scared of getting in any hot water. The teams are not yeah the Colts got which was so stupid. It was funny. Yeah, yeah, you see the Patriots

Just like them pouring candy into a bowl. I thought it was Dave Dave did it Oh that must know a lot of teams will do to they'll do like a graphic release and then like the the comedy release Or whatever you want to call the content release You think Bill and Jordan are getting engaged? Yeah, I think they are engaged Bill doesn't know but Jordan yeah, she knows we're gonna try to get Hank at that wedding and I think there's like a 15% chance you think it's that high. Yeah Well, he knows someone who's very tight with Belichick. Do you think, like, Edelman's gonna go?

Maybe. I mean, it's love. Bill isn't the type... Does he, like, does he have relationships with former patriots in any way? I don't know. If there was ever a wedding someone would object to, that'd be electric. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Jordan's... we found out Jordanans dad is 49 years old whoa well it checks 21 years older than no 24 I think he's 70 73 oh yes yeah and so they've been together for longer than it's been known right he's yeah He's the age the age difference is the age of her dad. Yeah, 49 years, and he's 49 well. That's the rule right that's fine Despite the age gap what year for Jordan would it be a lot less weird like 27 less weird like 27. No, it's not the way she the way she acts like a different world though. I mean my my advice to Jordan has been from the beginning you just gotta have a baby. Yeah, do it. Then you're just you're in it's over. I think just

getting married and getting the right agreement probably gets her in. She's three months out. The baby really seals the deal locks it in forever. Yeah. Cuz then you gotta do drop off and they or she's probably been trying? Yeah She's being portrayed in a certain way like they're crazy, but is she like the goat gold digger? And an Nicole Smith, I don't think bill Belichick rich enough No check's not rich enough. Yeah, like a gold watch. But she already got 8 million in real estate, right? So she's already doing... The net worth online, which you can't trust those.

What, like the Bezos? The Bezos new broad? Yeah. They're getting married. And a Nicole Smith married a guy in a hotel in a hospital bed. That's some Primo stuff. That's the wedding photos. Yeah, but I think she was pure and hard.

I think they both knew what it was. Great for that. It was love, right? It was love. That's what it was. Yeah, but Bill Balachek probably has what, like $200 million? All I know is it's 70. But you can't really trust that.

It could be. He probably was making $20 million a year for the last decade. Remember Steven, that doesn't mean he has all that money. We've been through this before. Taxes and also you spend money. Yeah. It's not like he worked as a busboy. It was our famous argument.

It was our famous argument where Steven said that if you make $1 million, you're immediately a millionaire. That was our argument. If your salary's $1 million, tomorrow you're a millionaire. That was our argument. Like if your salary is a million dollars tomorrow, you're a millionaire. What? Yeah, you're not. I think he's still believes it. He still does believe it. Do you? Yeah, so you can't go prance like prancing around bragging that you're a millionaire over text message.

I mean, if you go from $0 to that, but yeah, you're people that have jobs that are paying a million dollars, I'm sure have some money in the bank I would just yeah but they probably have giant egos still they have the egos of multi millionaires I'd imagine mm-hmm yeah so if you're if you make a salary of over a million you can't just tell people you're a millionaire no no as much as you want to you want to you can try but then again I will say this like if you have a lot of real estate Then you could have them you could be a millionaire in that yeah, I like a house From right he's a baby houses in the south yeah like a three-ball could be a millionaire yeah

But yeah, just so I can't say your I signed a deal for a million dollars no no no you're no millionaire no no maybe one day yeah I mean if you save your money if you save your money you're not buying stupid shit if you don't pop out kids left and right if all your money if if you make a million dollars but all your money is in like Andre Dawson collectibles, you're not a million Did you look at my car did you look at my car you told us yesterday that Dawson in the fucking holy shit the back big is your new Andre Dawson Oh, it's it covers my entire back seat That's gotta be the biggest Dawson Driving around double Dawson. What do you mean? What is it a big frame picture of Andre Dawson science?

Got the most beautiful signature you've ever seen I need you get into like a road rage thing where a guy pulls a gun and you pull a Dawson I Have a guy pulls a gun and you pull a dog Have a Cecil Fielder sign bat. Oh, that's right. Who was the mystery signature Julio Franco, okay? Yeah, he has the best Very nice Yeah, so the one where he writes Hall of Fame you just see everything It's just beautiful signature some of these signatures dude Jul, you just see everything. It's just beautiful signatures. Some of these signatures are just... Dude, Julio Franco. Very legible. It's unbelievable.

I still, I couldn't figure it out. And I had to go to Google to help me. Or people went to Google and did it for me. Still counts. Yeah. Look at that. That's a nice one. And that's on a curved surface too.

Yeah, that's Julio Franco. So what is the swoop? I don't know. And where's the J? I don't know where any of it is, Dan. That's the F. what is the swim? I don't know and where's the J? I don't know where any of it is There is no I guess that's the J Yeah, I guess that could be a J. I think Trump signature is getting longer. Is it? Yeah It's so funny. That's awesome to have a long to these. I mean pull it up. He's it's getting long Look at how long that is. It's so funny. That's awesome to have a long... He's, I mean, pull it up.

He's, it's getting long. Look at how long that is. It's like a heart monitor. Yeah. That's so... That is real long. That's so awesome. Is he pressing hard or does he have a thicker pen?

Yeah, he's using Sharpie. He's just getting it longer and longer. I saw a video of Jeremy Allen White the other day. He just does like one up, one down, which would be pissed if someone... Sinister guys hate that. Yeah. Hate that. But it took him one second

Yeah, Ravel will always comment on like the rookie class being like if he wants to make any money post career He's gonna have to work on that signature That's a credit card machine signature Doing it cuz he knows that they're just gonna resell it oh And it's a fuck you to those people yeah I wouldn't mind that yeah, that's a way to like appease them what always hurts my feelings Just a little bit is whenever we're like on the road And they'll be it happens pretty much every time now Dave will have

Autograph seekers outside of our hotel, and then they'll see me and they'll like flip to the back of it and be like here Like no problem, dude, I'm signing nothing that's nothing That's when you do the squiggle yeah Yeah, I should do squiggle. Um Should we do you guys want an update on the cream? Yes, very badly. Mm-hmm. There's such a great duo I'd love them. Can we bring them in like They were calling them a duo. They are three. Oh, no He's didn't even make it to the room those three are great. He's he's he's an analyst on the cream team He's not part of the cream team. I think he's a the mascot

He's excited today. Oh, he was fired. he ambushed us coming out of mostly sports he had a video crew ready to catch his reunion with T Bob yeah he asked he asked a camera person to film a hug yes he did he said come here follow me we're gonna wait on him and we walked we opened the door and meant he was just ready to pounce which they are friends I'm not hating on them. Louisiana pipeline. Yeah, we got a thick one. Yeah, we do. T-Bob's the best. I like the Bob.

Need the red beans and rice kit, too. Yeah, I like him. Yeah, if we could do a one for one trade. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I've proposed that many times. Massachusetts is obviously the most represented Louisiana's but Louisiana for being three now yeah it's pretty crazy yeah

you're saying Massachusetts most most represented at this company I think right Philly has to be up there yeah there's like 25 Penn State. Oh, yeah, we have way too many Yeah, we don't love that yeah On we should do our own thought eating Philly I think on Philly couldn't even think like Kate Fran. That's Boston Yeah, own go Philly's second for sure Connor Griffin max booze Philly's second for sure. Connor Griffin. Max. Booze. Philly's thick.

Philly's thick. But Louisiana, we got Louisiana on the map big time. Per capita, Louisiana's way up there. It's, yeah, it's impressive. Louisiana in the NFL as well. Oh, yeah. Big time. Guys.

Big time. It's not number one per capita, but it's close. Dudes. Yeah. All right, I texted the boys. What not number one per capita but it's close. Dudes. Yeah. Um alright I texted the boys. What's number one per capita? Mississippi. Oh. Thank you for asking. Has been for a long time. You want to do the game time ad read? Man do I? Yeah you do. NHL playoffs are here and the only place to buy hard to get playoff tickets is game time, the official ticketing partner

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C.I.L.E. City. What you learned back. Oh, cream team not dressed up today. Oh, that's fine. That's fine. Cream team. It's casual day at cream team. Is that a bathing suit? OK, cream team. How are we doing? We're doing good.

I think we're doing well, sir. Yeah? What did we find out last night? Found out some additional information on the hysteria and also put together a cone vignetting diagram for you. Oh, wow. That's nice. What about the freeze machine or whatever the hell it was called?

So the swirl freeze? Swirl freeze. From what the hell is called so the? swirl freeze swirl freeze from what we're looking into on the swirl freeze is uh it's more like blender centric almost to where you either scoop your ice cream in and then add the toppings in So that seems like we would need an addition that that's a that's a blizzard equivalent. Yeah, we need to want an ice cream cone. That's not the answer We get the ice cream then we go to the swirl freeze. Yeah, swirl freeze runs about 10 grand Oh, so we don't go to the swirl. It's just a blender. You know what I'm gonna say right now Everyone can just use their spoon if they want to make

Spoons about 32 cents. Yeah, if they want to oh, is that true? I don't know. Okay okay it's my be out please don't speak in only speak in absolute facts yes sir okay we don't want to get in a situation where we're like hey does our cream team are they telling us the truth or they we have to be able to trust our cream team we're here to be as transparent as possible I mean you hold all of our lives in your hands so how was the last 23 hours? Feeling okay. What about for yourself? Figured it. Okay. How involved was mincy? Did you pass day? He's been forwarding a

lot of a lot of texts he's been receiving. But good information. Good stuff from various sources. Someone that he knew that worked at cookout. Oh Cookouts the best yeah, it is they guys all been to cook out. I've not Cookout you can go to cookout. It's in the Carolinas mostly cookout you can go to and you can get like a quesadilla a burger a milkshake mozzarella sticks a steak and

It's like $12 well dollars. It's got the menu has like 700 items on it. Mm-hmm Okay, it's pretty good pretty have like a lot of many many many flavors of milkshake. Yeah, so they're very big on ice cream Okay. All right. So you want to do your presentation? We can do that for you. Yes. Yeah, we can do that Okay, the L word we stay away from that. Yeah Yeah, I want but I wanted you to present I wanted you guys to learn more about the L We did feel like we were avoiding it research has been done. We got a head on Knowledge is power. Yeah, the easiest way to not be afraid of something is to learn about it. Yeah I also was thinking maybe we'll do like

Maybe next week. We'll do like a game of werewolf, but it's like hidden hidden Listeria mmm one of us will show the symptoms and you guys have to figure it out Okay, work cause playing the symptoms or cosplaying. Okay, not actually getting okay I need you guys to be alert being like oh shit that cough sounded like listeria of course Yeah, I was a lifeguard for seven years. Okay, how many lives? Did I save no lost? oh zero. Oh, okay good. How often did you deal with listeria? Not very often, but we were taught to keep a watchful eye for you know people showing symptoms of stuff like sun sickness And there's a lot of shared seem at the bottom of the hole

How many lives did you save one and a half what what's the half? The half is I didn't have to get into the water So I considered it a half safe what would fall down the steps? No, some kid that couldn't make it to the wall So you just said here come to the wall now use like two feet from the wall and then he went under so I reached In and grabbed his shirt. Oh To save that's not really though Why would a lifeguard not get in the water? I didn't have to it would have been quicker for me to just get down and reach and grab and jump in and

And the one? The one I had to jump in because a kid went off the board and he didn't know how to swim And so you just did you CPR or no? No, no, he was okay Nice. You ever mouth-to-mouth? You ever practice? Practice yes. Actually doing it no. You ever find a babe and say I-mouth you ever practice you ever practice? Yes, I'd have a actually doing it No, you ever find a babe and say I'm a lifeguard. I need to practice

Maybe hey, no You got that tap though All right ready, let's write her. Okay do it Did you guys collaborate on this presentation or just one of you? We did. Collaborate effort. We're a team. Yeah, you guys work well together.

Yes, we do. Did you send it to TJ? I shared it with TJ. It should be in his email. Okay, Cone's in the L-word. Just seeing it. Look at the blood platelets mixed with the ice cream cones. Oh, that's a really nice touch.

Okay. The vein is a waffle cone. Yeah, that's really good. Oh yeah, the vein is a waffle cone. Whoa. Oh, shit, now here we go. All right, walk us through this, Zach. All right, so first up we do have a cone-vind diagram for you guys.

So three most common cones, cones we got the sugar cone You'll see the cake cone in blue and the waffle cone in pink here We're gonna go over a couple things that they independently have values on their own and some things they share together So first for the sugar cone just to get some examples out the way usually you have the classic sugar cone and also there's a chocolate Sugar cone variant that are readily available The sugar cone is a stronger molasses flavor in the taste. It does have a flat lip around the top when you're adjusting it, and a sturdy crunch made from sweet dough, typically from the sugarcones.

Going over to the cake cone, so we've got your classic cake cone. There's also a lot of deep cake cones out there, so a little bit deeper well. Deep cakes? Deep cakes. No. Watch out for the deep cakes. Deep cake gets you at least another scoop or half scoop in there, which is nice.

And then obviously the double cupcake cone as well. We've all seen those. It's got more of a mild texture compared to the sugar cone. It does have a rigid lip. You'll see those uniform slits going around the cake cone whenever you're biting into them. Flaky wafer-like texture, a little bit brittle, and they're made from thin sheets of batter.

Okay. A couple things that the sugar cone and the cake cone share usually are prepackaged and are frequently used in fast food restaurants. Okay. So we get down to the waffle cone here Few different varieties of the waffle cone that are common practice We've got the classic waffle cone the big waffle cone and also the wide mouth big waffle cone Oh, wow, you've got chocolate dip to your right and shot full chocolate waffle cone to your left Some mainstays about the waffle cone is he does have a more of a jagged lip

You'll see those peaks and valleys going all the way up around the edge there careful don't get caught on one of those maximum crunch in a waffle cone sugar waffle flavored and that wide cone will offer maximum bite so more open face get into the ice cream yeah and then those are typically made with a batter cooked between two hot plates. OK. Also known as a waffle iron typically. Yep.

Yeah. Some things that the waffle cone shares with the sugar cone. They both can come in a full chocolate variant. So chocolate all the way through flavor-wise. The cake cone does share a couple things with the waffle cone. They also come in chocolate dipped. So just that top portion you'll see dipped. The bottom half is classic cone,

and then with the, Oh no. No, we're good. With the cake cone and the waffle cone, they both come in a point of variant at the bottom. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then you'll see all three of them do share,

they're a vehicle for ice cream. Can come jacketed and unjacketed which refers to the paper wrapper around the bottom of the cones and are all three perishable Okay, wow that would have been Master class so which one are we going with? That was more of like a we Kind of get the feel around the office see which cones are the most. You have a one one of cone. Yeah, yeah, okay.

I would say for this type of machine you gotta go with the classic cake, right? I think so. But go back to the van. All of them, all of them, Brandon has said all of them. I love a waffle cone, but waffle cones usually are used for more of traditional ice cream. I don't wanna say you guys missed something,

but the waffle and cake, sugar cones, heavy drip out the bottom hole. Oh. Heavy drip factor. Not for me. That could be a mess in the office. Gotta eat quick. Not for me, not for you.

Not for me. Not for me. Not for you. Not for my discat. You're about, I'm about to put on a show. Oh, the cake cone has a mild neutral flavor. That sounds tempting. Mm-hmm. It's cake cone has a mild neutral flavor that sounds tempting

It's neutral but not Keeps the ice cream the star and the softness That's the cream talk I know a mild almost neutral Like my little yeah, my food to not really what am I tasting there just the undertone? Yeah? kind of nothing Yeah, let's go with that Certainly I Would like an aggressive. I'm a waffle cone guy. Yeah, well I am too, but you agree soft-serve waffle cone Yeah dipped waffle is the best in my opinion yes I just don't get that. Dipped waffle is the best in my opinion.

It is. It's not for soft serve. Maybe on Fridays? Waffle cone Friday is interesting. At least. Alright, next slide. So we do have a couple more slides for you as well. Okay.

Okay. You're making light of something that kills 250 people? Yeah. Well, it's an important subject Okay. Ha ha. Lazaster. You're making light of something that kills 250 people? Yeah. Well, it's, you know, it's an important subject and we're bringing light to it and we need to learn about it, but it's also important to maintain a sense of seriousness, but also a sense of engaging humor. Absolutely.

Yeah. Keep the audience engaged. This is our CDC research. Listeria infection is a rare thing. It doesn't break out all that often. Which means numbers are in our favor, however it doesn't mean we can't sit back and just think it won't happen. Right. So, precautions need to be made, food safety protocols need to be followed, and we have kind of looked into those have a we figured out what we need to do. So these are the recommendations.

I just need to make sure we're using the right ingredients and get them from reputable sources so we don't get some mix from a company that's been known to have outbreaks or recalls in the past. We need to store the mix to make sure we need to store it below 41 degrees. The mix needs to be refrigerated at below 41. And in the hoppers, the machine chills the mix, but it needs to be, again, like in that range of 32 to 38. Okay. Okay.

And of course, machine needs to be cleaned regularly. Okay. More information on the next slide about that. But... The path to glory So this will go over a little bit more of the intricacies on cleaning out the machine for you guys so that you're a rest Oh, rest assured that we're the best of our ability. We're making sure nobody here does come down with the L So it's gonna be crucial regular cleaning the machine with manufacturer approved cleaning solutions We don't want to grab some kind of dollar store dollar general glass cleaner, shove it up there and hope that

it works. We gotta make sure we're using the right stuff and sure that the machines parts are dry before reassembling. You don't want to reassemble a wet machine unless you're immediately going to be putting base into the machine to start using it. Right. And maintain a safe clean ice cream environment. Okay. There are five steps to the cleaning process here every one to three days. We're gonna be draining the machine rinsing scrubbing and repeating on that machine Sanitizing machine disassemble clean the parts Especially we're gonna put some extra care into the pump the feed tube and the draw valve and then we'll reassemble be ready for another

Day of soft serve ice cream. Okay. Wow. Love that. I feel a lot more safe. Yeah me too I am worried about your experts if anyone's to get to listeria. I think it's me. Yeah, me too. You guys are listeria experts. If anyone's to get listeria, I think it's me. I've gotten pancreatitis, appendicitis, swine flu. And if it's sometime worse. Yeah, you're a big boy. What? COVID, COVID.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But if listeria was to happen anywhere, I think it would be a place like this, as opposed to a restaurant who's constantly monitoring. well, they're gonna constantly monitor. Okay, I Think our restaurants do also have a lot of overturned employees so right newly learning these practices over and over again could lead to a little bit of a Misuse of machine or miss cleaning I feel like if we stay on top of it knowing that day in and day out where the ones You know dumb will have these practices kind of down pat okay through your research

Have you found anything about why McDonald's ice cream machine may always be quote-unquote broken? Yes, actually yeah what? Um I was talking about this yesterday I have a friend that actually works at the corporate McDonald's here in Chicago like the office and they were in a contract with They're like ice cream machines, like the manufacturer, they were in contract with, the contract stipulated that only the manufacturers were allowed to come and clean the machine.

So they had to be cleaned and maintained properly a lot, and when employees, it would fall behind on their cleaning schedule and it would break, and they couldn't repair it because the manufacturer had to come well it's a long time and we won't have that problem they got out of that contract about within the last year oh interesting nothing for us to worry about nothing nothing for us to worry about we don't have that red tape no no you guys are free to clean it whenever you want yeah sure yeah okay are you guys clean people in general Yeah waffle cone is by far the best that was not a question

Yeah, you like keep things clean. Yeah, not instinctively clean Yeah, I mean sometimes you know when life gets crazy like my apartment won't be like take a whiff of him our greatest smell him oh Yeah, yeah, he smells good. Thank you smell it Jacob. Thanks more. I smell good appreciate that oh very clean yeah Very fresh very yeah, you get that shit then I guess really nice could get actually that that has more power than the Sly-joke yeah, just smelling you. Yeah, we should just trust you. Yeah smell us. Yeah We should get a dog Whose job is to smell them that yeah a bomb sniffing dog you can't come to work if the dog doesn't yeah Like your smell what were you gonna say Zach Listeria sniffing dog you think that could play or yeah?

Sometimes we have a little clutter, but not dirty, so we'll stay clean okay Just how big of a clutter not too big of a clutter minimum. Could you show me the size? So this is maximum clutter. I'm like here. Oh, I think that's not I'm assuming clothes. Yeah, how many how many talking maybe like three pair of socks for shirts? Yeah, come on wasn't even a clutter worth mentioning. Yeah, no You don't even have to bring that clutter up. Yeah, I'll do it. No No, you don't even have to bring that clutter up. Yeah, I do it. No All right, so that was a slideshow right? Yeah, so now I have an announcement to make oh wow

We're going forward with the Taylor machine Wow, and I've given the boys the money which was a scary thing to do, but I handed them the cash this morning and the deal breaker was that the person that we're buying it from said they would themselves come in and clean it once a week deep clean was deep clean once a week that was the deal breaker as soon as they threw that in I was like we're it mm-hmm so are you when are you picking it up deal dealmaker it's a great maker Yeah, that was good maker. Sorry Okay, we're here plan is deliver delivery on Friday Wow Wow

When is cream It won't be operational immediately because once we get it on Friday I contacted Taylor today and um once we get the machine we have to like send a video of the state of the machine what? It looks like Can you do can we expedite that can the people who you're have to send a video of the state of the machine, what it looks like. Can you do, can we expedite that? Can the people who you're buying from send a video right now? Yeah, I might be able to do that. Let's do that.

If I can get them to take. Yeah, let's, I want to get quicker to cream. Okay. Then yes, then that's what Taylor needs. And then once they know exactly what we need to set up the machine, they can put us on their schedule. Okay. And this is the 400 servings.

This is the big one. So we're looking at like 10 days to cream? I think it's gotta be faster than that. I'd love cream by Wednesday. I need cream. Seven days to cream? Next week should be cream week. Okay.

All right, we'll try our best. It's in- This is the machine right here. Cream by June. That's it. That's machine yeah, and so the one thing that we didn't realize and Not throw them under the bus, but max did point this out 400 servings like a serving is not

We're probably I'm probably eating four servings in one. What is a serving right? It's probably like that Wait 400 servings per batch and does that mean? The week until it gets cool again. Well. We were saying like well We have is that too big of a machine, but when you think about what a serving size is It's probably the smallest amount of ice cream. We don't Servings we don't follow so for one cone for me would probably have three servings right right you know still would that be daily? What would that's a lot? How often are we running through a batch like what does per batch mean per week per day? Well, you have to keep it at a certain level or else it freezes right yeah

Yeah, but if you clean it every day, then you gotta empty it every day I think we're gonna do a once every three day cleaning is that something yeah one one to three days depending on how much we Use it and well, we're gonna have to play with it once we have it, okay There's a ice cream machine down there that said they'll also give us that in-person view of the assembly and cleaning again so I think we'll get a lot of useful information from them and see what the practice in the area is. I love it. You told us to be sponges and that's what we've been trying to do. Sponges, yes. I want you guys to be experts. We're trying to absorb all of this information.

Alright, so we're ready to go. We're ready. You guys did your job. Kicked off. guys did your job. What a great day. Congratulations gentlemen. Yeah. Thank you sir. Job's not finished. Joe. Job's not done. You guys are in charge of what? Maintenance? Yeah. Yeah you still have the rest of your lives. Yes it just it just came so we just found the machine. Right. It's our 700 pound mechanical pet, office pet. I would like, can I make a request for the first day of cream? Of course. Maybe talk to Paige. I would like a big banner that says mission accomplished right above it.

Okay. I want you two in like Air Force flight suit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So just want to let everyone know we did it. We got it. We got ice cream machine. No listeria Nothing bad is gonna happen ever ever We still just need that first cone to go well

The inaugural first cone is going to be a Moment you gotta get the cone now big cat Are you what if some people aren't pulling their metaphorical and literal weight of eating ice cream? Yeah, we're gonna put them on a plan right an ice cream minimum. Yeah Yeah, there'll be a minimum like a comedy club. It'll be a minimum Yeah, if you don't if you're not eating at least three cones a week, that's your fire on though Yeah, where is this machine going in the office? I think in the kitchen right Donnie's Get your cameras there so we could check that yeah one is

Eating their daily income of ice cream runs off 208 to 230 volts and we have a 250 volt outlet So we're chilling oh we're great voltage out the wazoo And then I think we'll just have to have a good schedule like you know when we're gone for the fourth of July We just empty the machine clean it out leave it dry. Yeah that kind of stuff. Yeah, we'll get a sword hopefully once before then to even Yeah There's ever at least once before then if there's ever any time where you guys are like we're out on ice cream just for today Let us know and we'll get it broken down for you. Oh wow okay Yeah, I don't see that happening one cover all the bases. Yeah, but that's good call

Because there will be times when we're just not here Mm-hmm gotta adjust for sure. It's a it's a fluid schedule. We need to expand the cream team maintenance Or no like yeah, do you have some more? Gonna be on I think I would like I would like for chef Donnie to at least he doesn't have to be part of the cream Team, but I'd like for him to have intimate knowledge of the machine. Yes, I do trust. Yeah like the hockey goalie Yeah, yeah the emergency cream emergency cream. Yeah Emergency creamer yeah, we can't be putting a second basement into Listeria I

Mean can't be having that when summer interns start oh yeah, we could get you guys junior They start next week do they get the first pick so yeah you guys when we get the summer interns here you guys can you guys can take a look at them and Designate one of them to be emergency cream team kind of an on-call situation correct cream feel if you get him a beeper a beeper Would be great I'm gonna need you have this on you at all times. Justin. All right boys.

Oh fuck. I'm excited, great work. Can I, I have a question. Oh no, this went well. Am I allowed to paint the machine? Parts of it. No. I like that idea, I think it's unique and fun.

I don't know. It's his baby. Zach, did he talk to you about this beforehand? Yes, I think Jacob has some great paintings. He said to you, hey, I'm going to bring this up? I think an idea of a painting machine, yes, sir. Okay. Jacob is a great artist. He is. What do you want to paint on the machine?

A mural of somebody? I don't know. I was going to think about it, but I just wanted to get clearance to be allowed to decorate it. I'm worried about the paint on the metal and like everything in between, is it gonna... The paint wouldn't come in contact with any food. Right. It'd be mixed, nothing like that. It would be like on the spot.

Is it a good enough canvas though for painting an ice cream machine? Maybe do a mock up. Yeah, why don't you put that dog in headphones on the side of it. I also, I have something for you guys. I have something for you guys, the cream team. And this is something that will not, we're gonna wait till we get our first successful cream.

So we're not gonna jump the gun on this. Okay. But I'm sending sending to you right now TJ when we do We're gonna we're gonna do this okay? I just sent it to TJ. Sorry. I should have sent it to him before my fault Looks like Brandon sniffing his hair. Say anything to how does listeria work orally? Wow

Look at this look at that. These will go live Nice these will go live when we have our first cream And if we get a bonus on these shirts, it will go to you guys amazed Wow probably only sell about ten But I don't know Amazing. Wow. Probably only sell about 10, but. I don't know. It's still out there. That's a nice shirt.

Good shirt. So that will be saved for the day of the first cream. We will make those live. Awaiting successful cream. You got to have successful cream first. Yes. Like Zach said, that first cone is. Oh, it's going to be great.

It's monumental. It's everything. It's going to be great. Need to go well. It's going to be great. OK. Great job, boys. Great. Thank you How do you pronounce it

Well, let's say that might because we've been doing like three different L word is that how do you pronounce it L word the word You want me to say I think we've all been doing like three different versions. Oh There's a listeria that's it Okay We've been saying listeria could be this nice area. I don't know. See it the best sometimes might have that off The stereo close to stare could be close. Have you ever said the L word to a woman? Hey back in today, maybe once okay Listeria

Did such a good job Man all right. Thank you boys Listeria Listeria Listeria Listeria Listeria Listeria Listeria Listeria change. I want to learn how to say it in other languages buddy. Yes Yes, Listeria Just British Listeria Listeria I Feel you guys feel confident. I think these boys are gonna do it.

I'd most confidence. They've become. Oh, little, did you see that? Did you catch that? The fist pound. They become passionate very quickly. They're the right guys. They are the right guys.

They're the perfect guys. I would like to add one thing to your last idea of the t-shirts. Yeah. I'd like to get them uniforms. Ooh, that'd be good. Little hats? Yeah, little hats.

Oh, we'll get that for the first day of cream. Little shirts with their name on it. I'm Jacob, you know be good little hats. Yeah little hats. Oh, we'll get that for the first day of cream shirts with their You know name on it. I'm Jacob. You know yep Absolutely Yeah, something like that Yeah, we need to get them all dressed up What a day that's gonna be I think soft serve is what they used to make ice cream cakes, too I want to start making because they put it in the pan and then they put it in the freezer

Oh, put the stuff and then they put it in the freezer Put the stuff and so really you're gonna make us some cakes. Yeah, I think so I think I'm gonna get an ice cream cake game Please Cuz we're gonna have just so much fucking ice cream that why not 400 mincy servings so he just not aware of the cream team was down here. No right no no no he's busy clearly yeah Is that oh is that who's behind mitsy who was oh it's Dana beers oh my god here's Dana fucking beer he's getting married in a week he's fat let's not say that I will go back he kind of it's right where you need to see yeah No, there's something there's something behind him. That's I don't know That's a I don't know that better curve back in oh no

Didn't he say he had to size up his tux yeah, that's okay. That's okay. Oh No, that was a bad angle. It's getting it's getting better. Oh, that's definitely a two X. Oh, no. Oh, you're ten pounds heavier on camera, right? It's not fair when he's when he doesn't know that he should be sucking in. He should always be sucking in. I just text him and tell him to come down oh he doesn't want to wear his hat on camera we got it someone asked him about that right when he sits down yeah yeah what no hat today yeah do you look weird

without yeah you don't respect us. So you can just go hair. Make it go back and get it. Cream team. It's a dream. Can we have like a special listeria shirts as well? Can there be a listeria version of that? Just in case for the haters. Yeah. For the cream team haters.

Have a few germs in the counter. People booing from the chief Maybe it's part of the ever work a part of the opening ceremonies We have mincy dressed up as listeria and we throw balls at him. That's not a bad idea. Yeah, perfect Show that we're we're serious about knocking out listeria Also, if one of us dies from it Jacob can paint our like rest in peace airbrush thing on the side of the machine correct I think one of us dies Dana's figuring out how to get in here. Just staring at the glass like on oh My god, he doesn't know. Okay, someone's leading him in someone has to show

Hey areas what's up? He looks fine. He looks good. It was a shirt was 10. There's a bad angle. Sit down, sit down. Yeah, you look good. What's with the hair?

No hat today? I had a hat. It's not the right hat. You decided not to go hat on. Yeah What I don't even look that bad look enormous We were watching you upstairs and there was an angle that was not great yeah, come on I'm almost in the 240 you were triangular 252 that is almost in the 240 yeah, you're you're a big shit No, that's part of like the table that's what I was saying Dana. I had your back. It's not Rana

If you extrapolate, that's what does the fuck does that mean? I thought you look good Dana. You're getting married in a week. Yeah nine days fuck. Yes. Yep. When's the official move date? TBD I have a bunch of tours the week after the wedding nice. Why is that funny? I'm not I'm not I don't know Nice why is that funny? I'm not I'm not I don't know Sometime in mid-june probably love it like the tour. I thought I thought so too. Yeah. Oh, I thought you might like bachelor party My college

Laughed at it. No, I don't have I'm not a tour guy that doesn't that's not real No, that's not the it's not where no no it doesn't show us how to stop it guys are there Oh, you got to redraw that TJ. All right. I'm not even kidding. I think that's like somebody did something to that TJ Undo that we'll tell you when to stop. Yeah, cuz the angle is going Keep going out Keep going out Like a little bit further right yeah, we just gotta see what makes sense yeah Slow I look good there we go. That's it right. That's a little nub Little acorn yeah, I'd say maybe take the white and add a little boob in there

Yeah, it does kind of come out. Oh, those are his legs No, I that's not his legs his legs are farther in because you can't see his penis That would be it you guys are you guys ever notice? like gray pubes I Haven't am I the only one? On yourselves? You have gray pubes. On you or other people?

How many? Yeah, right. Like I have a full patch of gray pubes that have never been there. A full patch. Like on the left side, yeah. No way. I mean, I don't have gray pubes.

I know. Are you gonna die in before you're wedding? No, you don't know. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. Yo. So wait it's like a little square of just like how many hairs probably 10 to 10 to 15 Hmm. Yeah, you're gonna die for your wedding right? Yeah I'm a bald bald guy you shave your pubes all the way. Oh, yeah, that's why your porn stars I go I go full razor handheld razor Shaving cream shit. I didn't know you were rocking a porn star dick, but it well I have a tiny penis, so it's like the only the only way to make it look decent

At the end of the next case race I I'm gonna beg to see it When's that gonna be we're working on the date all right, so I think we might grow your bush You can't even see it right now you have no gray in your hair or beard. I have little grays on the side. Yeah. A little bit. Yeah. What are you 20? That's something I thought about recently.

I was like, I knew I was getting a little older, and it's just one of those things. Like, does anyone else get gray pubes? You're 28, 29? I'm 32. Oh, I'm sorry. No, that's nice. Yeah, very nice.

Wow. 28, well, it was like the peak of, that was balcony bed era. You're getting married in nine days. No, I know, I'm saying the peak of my career. It doesn't get better than that. All downhill since then. My career, that was the peak. No, you haven't peaked yet.

No, I know. Chicago's gonna peak. I had a question for you. Yeah. You know how Donnie has his kitchen and everything Yeah, did you wait by the way? Did you hear about what what we just what was just decided like 10 minutes? No The soft serve machine will be here. Oh fuck No, dude, you're getting married. Yeah, true. I can let you're married. You're still gonna get laid

I'll be over 300 pounds by next summer dude. The soft serve machine machines gonna be great. Yeah, it's all what the industrial one, too Wow, yeah, what's your highest weight? 282 okay. Yeah, what was that that was like two summers ago probably okay? Yeah, it was a strong 280 It was it's when me and glenny balls were going to going around and just eating everything Kirby It's one me and glenny balls were going to going around and just eating everything You're a Kirby We're just going level to level Describe the arcade game pack Being balls

Yeah, that's Pac-Man Sometimes you make it mix in some cherry. I go to cherry every once in a while. Sometimes we just hit a dead end and get lost. What was your question? All right, so you know how he has his kitchen and can I have a Yug station? Yeah. Where like guests come through and say, hey, you want to go Yug a beer with this?

Yes. Yeah? Yes. All yeah yeah I've been thinking about that what about like a little brewery nah okay I just want like you don't want to make it you want to drink yeah you know like how Cam Newton went on his show and like cook stuff like yeah after he does that he comes and sees how fast he can yug a beer yeah yeah I love you right. Yeah. I love that. Or you have a leaderboard. I love that.

Any physical fixtures or just like a rug? Just cups and beers. Are you going to ask questions or just? Nope. Oh, I love it. Can I throw something out there? Yeah. And I don't know how this works.

I think actually we could figure it out. I think it should be Dana's Yug station and we should have a keg and it should be attached to a gas pump Well, you come in and you like you like pour the beer from a gas pump. So it's It looks like a gas station. It looks like a gas station. Oh, yeah I thought he was going somewhere with like a butt funnel or something. Oh, no, you come to Dana's Yug station It's like, all right, fill her up. Yes. And then.

Should it be inside or outside? We could build you like a porch out there or some sort of. Well that's. A balcony. Like a window that you walk. Oh, a walk up window. Oh yeah, what do you want, what do you have?

Yes. Hop up, what are we having? Yes. And you that just says beer. Yep. And then we yugg and then we never speak again. And are you gonna talk at all beforehand? Hey? How you doing? This is the yag station

Can you put it out? Video gets made what put out as a podcast to no no it's just I want a podcast feed of it. No, it's 15 seconds in and out and that's it. Yes. I've been worried about asking that question. Why? The Yugg station is gonna rock. I know. Would it just be with celebrities or? No it can be anybody that wants to be on the leaderboard. Where's your dream? Probably Deutsch. I think we can get that done. Wait are you saying we gotta try to get Deutsch to come to Chicago to chug a big year? I don't know man, that might be tough What about Stone Cold?

Probably in the tunnel right now That's a good question Probably like Tom Brady In the UG station You want a leaderboard? If they want to be timed For the times yeah Yeah, are you ever allowed to deny someone yes?

Whoa, wow who's who's on the band list I? Mean give me an example or like what if it's just like a Tuesday Adolf Hitler yeah band okay? What if it's like a Tuesday morning though and like one of us ask you like I'm not really feeling no I would do it. Okay. Oh wow yeah remember that This is a really good idea. I know I like it trust me. I fucking I've been thinking about this Yeah, how long did it how long from like? Like oh man. I really need a place to chug when my fiance's job went Fully remote I said Yogg station wait. What does that do with it? Because that's when I knew I was moving.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Hey, Apple started in the garage. Was she like, what the fuck are you saying? You weren't like congrats, you were like, oh, Yug station. Babe, I don't have to go to the office anymore. Dan is like, Yug station. I've been waiting for you to say that.

What? What does this mean for us? I've been waiting for you to say that What does this mean for us yeah Yug station don't wait up tonight I love Easy easy clip, but I want it to look good. No, I don't want to throw it together half-ass Gas a gas station sounds I mean you you being like Fill her up. Yeah, yug station. Yep But what happens when people come in packs like say the st. Louis Cardinals bring eight guys We do a group yug. Yeah, yeah one per group, but not one per person You do no no everyone takes a yug But yeah, okay. Yeah, but we have to time it somehow a lot of time runs. Well, I think you need a scoreboard

Yeah, you're like an actual scoreboard. It looks like a pump price. Yeah, boom. Oh, holy shit. That's great. Dude. Yes See this is my problem. I'm not creative. I just need people to help me with my ideas and then I'll do them And I Dana I think we could build it out So it's like it's a gas station and then there's like a countertop and maybe the the full beer sits on a button So when you pick it up the timer starts, and then you put it down like up stacking kit What if you have people drive up and then drive away in what in a car? No, there's no fucking There's how can you get a car in here? You went one idea too far

I think they should drive up in their cars chug and drive away. I think I see what you're doing. The only thing about the Yug station though if it's gonna be a big thing it has to be as standardized time like it can't be one time it's hand time one time it's you know what I mean? We got to make sure it's the exact same thing every time. If you have the technological means to do that, that's the play. It's like the Rubik's Cube kids. Yeah, right.

Their hands on the pressure pad. Yeah, the pad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The chess people. Oh, I don't know who we can get to build this, but we gotta do it. Well, look, someone will do it. Yeah.

Someone will be there to do it. It's a great idea, Dana. Thank you. I've been thinking about it. It's a great idea. That's number one on the list. I think that's gonna be the thing. I don't think you need another idea. That's my job., Dana. Thank you. I've been thinking about it. That's a number one on the list. I think that's gonna be the thing. I don't think you need another idea.

That's my job. I think that's it. We'll launch this. We'll launch this with number two. I think this is gonna be the thing in the office that the guests want to do. Yeah, yeah. It loosens them up a little bit.

They can go. If it's the first thing they do, every other interview will be great because of you. Or people will be afraid of the Yuck station and they won't come in. Oh. Because they're like, oh, I don't. They look bad. Yeah. interview will be great because of you or people will be afraid of the Yug station and they won't come in oh Because they're like oh, I don't look bad. Yeah Yeah, but like the glory that comes with number one younger

But Deutsch doesn't count do you want to like try a mock-up rehearsal? Sure Okay Yeah, dude Have Danny at the Yug station all right Yeah, dude, have Danny at the Yug station. All right. Where, I don't know where to go. Just talk it out. Oh, all right.

Hey, welcome to the Yug station. Thank you, man, let's have a Yug off right now. All right, how's this being timed? We have a little thing right here, you can see it. All right, I just wanna make sure it's accurate. Yep, it is. Funny games. It is.

We have, yep. Ask him what the score is. Here you go. Ask him what an impressive time would be. Yeah, what's the time to be? What's your best time my best sounds around like two point seven? Seconds yeah, all right all right all name. Yeah, three two one done Episode gets made that's a new record. That's viral yeah Wow, but Kyle was saying before if you have a full team coming are you just gonna do like 11 in a row?

No, no, they all go at the same time, but but they want to all face you. Yeah. Oh, so you have to drink 11 beers So as long as no Yeah, oh yeah, yeah this can go you know what this can be my wedding present, okay? I didn't know Big cats and three and a half thousand dollars You know what I'll allow it That's really fucking cool. Oh, yeah, holy shit. That's awesome Yeah, yeah, we need to get the custom like it says Dana's Yug station. Anybody can do it. Who are you most worried about in the office that could beat your time? Big head. I mean he has been. I am faster than him at

Yug. I'm not a fast truck driver. I'm a quantity guy. Yeah that's the one problem is I will have a better time than Dana at the Yug station. I am a quantity guy. You, that's the one problem is I will have a better time than Dana at the UGG station. I am a quantity guy. You've seen it in the case races. I have led the league in beers drank at each case race that I've been in. That is just simply not. That is not true at all. You got that one didn't count because I was kicked out early. I was kicked out. The fucking wheel put me out, but I was on pace to beat everybody. The Royal Rumble's the one he got thrown out. No, no, but the Royal Rumble, yeah, he was out. Right.

Yeah, but I was winning when I got kicked out. Now hang on a second. Everybody was competing about the same. Can't you sit back and... No, you beat me, but I didn't count because I was the limo. How many case races have you done? Two, right? Three.

Three. Okay. Yeah. I just... You're three for three on assaulting me in case races physically gonna make it for When you're here every day, are you going to assault? No, no, no, that's a special occasion. Okay, you have to be in costumes for that All right, so you'll only assault me on special. Yeah, okay. I lost your fucking I don't know unless your titties are looking ripe ripe. You're gonna sexually assault me? You're gonna assault me because my titties are looking good? I might do a little scoop. No, I won't tackle you. There you go. Are we gonna have

a truce on that? Yeah, yeah. Ever since you said that, I haven't done it. Yeah, because it would piss each other off. Easy. We're still gonna play the circle game though. So there's no titty touching? No, no, that's just me and him having a truce. He does it to me all the time too, I want the truce. Oh, you have cone tits, what are you going to say? You got titties too, Dana! Not really. Wanna fuckin' compare?

Tid off. Tid off. Tid off. Tid off. Blind tid off. Why do you have a ring of sweat on? I was walking around. Scramble these boys up, let's do a blind feel test.

A blind feel. Yeah, yeah, I know I'm losing fine I just want to see if I can get a touch them. I'm shirtless enough on here. I'm good We're Dana wins. No, you don't take thank you Okay. All right. Wait, wait, we need the blindfold. What are we doing? Spin the wheel TJ so to do what to see who's doing blind? the all our names office wheel Is it I think you have to go shirtless. Let's just get that up both ears Well, you guys are gonna know because no mine are hairy in his art

No, we're gonna go over the shirt. It's shirted. Oh, okay. We're gonna go over the shirt. Nice You should go t-shirt t-shirt go t-shirt brandon same material Ish big cat. What if you get hard? I will okay? Please be Kate All right, she put on the blindfold Yes stand in the middle And Che I want you to really, we're going to mix them up. And I want you to really feel and then give your review of what you feel.

Danny takes Steve. I mean, you can wait until you get in the center. Well, then I want to see where you're going. You're watching you blindfolded. You're blindfolded very early. You're right, you did. All right where you're going. Okay. Why did you blindfold him? He blindfolded very early. He did. Alright, you're good. Okay. Alright, I'm gonna...

Okay. I should probably film this thing. No one is worse than a blindfold. One hand. One hand. Left hand on each. No, only left. Hey, what is your titty grabbing hand? Oh, I wasn't expecting a real answer

Okay, we'll save your review for after. Can I squeeze? Yeah, you can awk him. Okay, alright, titty two. You're on it. This is it. This is the different side of a... this is the person's left side. No, it's the person's right side. It is.

Same. Okay, alright. Alright, okay, okay, all right. All right, well, yeah. No flexing. So what is, I'm judging who's more comfortable. No, you gotta just review both. And just say which ones you like more. Cease.

All right. All right, all right. That's too much. Hold on. Now you're just playing with it. Sit down, both guys sit down. Both guys sit down. All right, Che, go back to your spot.

You can take off your blindfold and then give us a review, tip one, two, two. Take off your blindfold. Are you both sitting? Yeah. I don't wanna know. Correct the experiment. No one is more inoperable in a blindfold than Steven.

He put it on so far away. Way back. I feel like there's gonna be some flex allegations. Yeah. Hold on. All right, Stephen Today number one had more muscle feel like potentially working out more recently now it can go two ways that could be Brandon because he gets here really early and is working out or that could be Dana because he's on the wedding diet and he's trying

to be from I think I think Titty One was more firm and muscular. Titty Two was also not bad. I don't think any of these were cone tits. But Titty Two was a little bit more, it was more round and wide, not necessarily in a saggy bad way, but Titty One I think was more strong. If you had to pick a tit though to have for the rest of your life to play with and play

With you know on dull star fan watch bounces you yeah, no guys Yeah, you want to see that tit when it's when it's bouncing on that thing Neither really well you have to pick one who's the winner one kitty? I think I think what you did you one was less of a cone titty and more of a what? Most it now get like place your prediction guys place your predictions Who was who I don't know who I guess is Brandon number one Brandon number one, okay? So yeah, yeah Brandon wins fuck you Dana Lost on tit off to brand

Didn't know that was the specifications You were flexing too. No. I wasn't I won like this. I didn't know we were testing for cone tits I thought we were testing for that was the accusation made I didn't know we were testing for cone tits. I thought we were testing for that was the accusation made Stuff the results are in to be fair. I don't think either were cone tits I think tit one was a stronger more muscular tit could any of them be mistaken for a woman tit I don't think so okay He did so many trials on the second I got lined up. I got lined up wrong how I couldn't tell if it was the

right tit or the left it and it was just that matters yeah what does it matter could you tell if you a blind tit grab apples tell what tit you're grabbing you should I don't think based on where you are in relation to the other body. Was that kind of hot? Yes. Okay. A little bit, yeah. Unfortunately. Hold on. Yes. That sucks. If a woman... That sucks. You call Brandon cone tits. I know. It's the only thing you call me. Well... It's over. Cone tits. That actually... Hurts, don't it? It hurts. I had that on you for a while. Oh man. Are you going to give a speech at your wedding? Uh, it's going to be a short one.

Off the cuff? Yeah. Do you have anything memorized, whether it's a dance sequence, speech, song? I mean we have our whole rehearsal stuff down, yeah. Are you on a pitch count for beers? I'm going to be responsible until the music starts, then I'm getting bundled. And when you say that, like, don't even remember

the rest of the night? After party, I don't want to remember. Okay. That's not true. Also, what's responsible? I'm not drinking until that all starts. Yes Are you gonna cry? Yes? Nice yes, I'm a cry guy if you put on the scientists whole play oh

Hell yeah, that's not get me huddles buddy. Is that the first song no? No, that's a sad cry song. Yeah, yeah Is your dad gonna be there? Oh, yeah pop bears? Yeah? He's gonna get fucking wrecked he uh Just got married like a year ago, so now this one's like his fun one Yeah, like he does nothing to worry about you haven't told the monkey hats You have to say it at the wedding yeah, I don't know why you guys shit on the monkey. We don't it's such a great story I know it is and you guys didn't believe it in the monkey hat story. What did the monkey take from your dad a ball cap? I really wanted to come out did like I know we talked to Papa beers

But it would be great if pop beers came in one day. It was just like dude. No, I just read curious No, I would cry kid wasn't that story to somehow prove. He was Egyptian. Yeah It did do you ever Cuz you're so you're technically African-american yeah, would you know could you know have you? Will you You I never checked off African-American on college stuff none of that Discipline, but you you. Ooh, if I were you.

I technically could have done that on my college application. No, no, we're not talking about that. Oh, no, stop. Could you technically? Stop. No. Can your dad? No.

As your dad? No. Will your dad? Stop. Greatest game ever. I hate that game. Stop it. Would you, could you, should you? I love it. Stop Greatest game Stop it you could you should you I love it have you have you's gotta be have you is gonna really put them on the spot Have you is the Dale have you ever had an Xbox? Yeah, have you ever played Call of Duty? Yeah, all right

When did you yeah, it's one Alright. Hahahaha When did you? Yeah, it's when. I was more of a halo guy. Okay. Yeah, halo's a little cleaner. Is it?

Yeah. People are nicer on halo. I didn't know that. Yeah. You should play with me and Kyle. You still play? Yeah. Really?

Yeah. One of my favorite things to do in college was just sit in a dark room and play halo. That's what we do on the weekends. It's the best. Yes. Wow. Great game. Really? Yes. So fun. Yeah the remastered one. Yeah. Let's fucking go boys. How did Halo fumble it? Like call of duty step in. Right. What happened? Got too cute. Yeah that'll happen I guess. Got too cute. I don't know. Dumb question. Yeah. I can't believe you guys thought I looked fat. No No, it's just a bad picture. It was a bad angle something almost skydive Yeah, what's the skydiving weight 50 is that what you're going to do to celebrate to 250

I could if I if I had if I wasn't scared of skydiving sure. Where's your honeymoon? TBD we're just doing a few days on Nantucket yeah and then we're going we're coming here for a bunch of tours and then we're going on New Year's somewhere wonderful yeah that's a good good call yeah do you want to go international probably what's the food gonna be at the wedding knock her knock her off fucking beef wellington over like? Beef wellington over what fucking? It's like

Makes you want to come oh, I think it's like beef beef wellington over like a big ravioli With like something underneath Is it a beef wellington sandwich with ravioli bread What do you want whatever it is it's unbelievable hold on I want some chicken fingers Were you high when you thought Beef Wellington in a pool of ravioli? Under something. Wellington on top of a big ravioli with mashed potatoes or something. What?

No! No way! This is one hat. Hold on. Let me find out what this shit is. Beef Wellington ravioli and mashed potatoes all mixed together One tray none of those have ever every seats got a blender with it How confusing oh you said it is it's like oh you know the classic? Wellington over ravioli you guys know I'm telling you whatever it is. It's fucking traditional Wedding dinner the dinner we have the beef wellington over big ravioli.

Heseled on top of a bed of mashed potatoes. Big ravioli. Also sounds like the messiest thing to eat. I can imagine someone being like, can I have no mashed potatoes? Like, no sir, that's the foundation for the entire structure. Then where would we put the big ravioli?

The big ravioli can't be the base Wetly nestled Ravi oh, I don't know optin ravioli whatever it is. It's unbelievable How wet is it there's I don't know decently wet it's just It's just I don't know big wet ravioli is his finger Size of a frisbee wet welling So does it have red sauce on it no huh there's like gravy sauce. I've never had Great so good

Fucking picture of it when it happens. Oh, we love that You will see If you could fit it all in a picture, it's unbelievable and for the entree big ravioli It is a big ravioli. It's like that big And then there's a beef wellington on top of it perched on the ravioli? Yes! Like a frog on a lily pad? Yes. Oh my god. So where's the mashed potato? Probably underneath the ravioli. The ravioli.

I'm sorry, I know you're getting frustrated here. I'm just having a... It's mashed potato. What? Is that that crazy? Is this like the monkey story that I'm being played? It's not that crazy, I don't think. Is it a pasta ravioli?

No, yes! But it's big that crazy. I don't think it's a little faster ravioli No, yes But it's biggest fuck DJ fun video by the way of me beating you in a yoga. I know I don't want whatever That was not you know whoa whoa I don't even think you got second little small little spill How long ago was that 22 cargo yeah, those Bob posted that young son Bob post that What did he say? Oh wow big cat still has incredible what a beast he's up 105.9 units this NBA playoffs Wow Are you still gonna use his I still have access to it. He doesn't work in Barcelona. Yeah Thanks, though Bob

All right, we got a we got a we got to get cooking cuz we got some stuff for filming today Do each text me and Kyle what you say a picture of him as an ice cream machine Say ice cream machine that does not look like an ice cream machine I think he looks like the Tin Man And he is an ice cream machine He is. Maybe that's our ice cream I think that's why he sent it What do you call them? Fraps?

Yeah, fraps. Makes his own fraps He got Listeria from Yeah, that's true. We're upset We're worried about Listeria. We ate his vomit I would argue that probably sanitizes God that was so bad There is I'm seeing a beef Wellington ravioli as one that's let's just have that standing that's him as an ice cream I used to man, okay Ravioli is one that's let's just have that standing. That's him as an ice cream. I think he's tin man. Okay

That should be what Jacob paints. That's not a bad idea You found a picture of the beef Wellington? Can AI make one for us real quick probably not even big ravioli though. You guys are oh, oh, it's a beef Wellington Ravioli, oh, it's just a oh, that's probably what it is So you thought it was a beef one on top of that's what I was that's what you he was saying yeah I think it's inside of it. Yeah, so it's just a beef Wellington, and then where does the mash potatoes come into play? It's just a beef ravioli. Yeah, there's no well. I think wellington. Oh, no What is a Wellington definition? You don't have it's like a steak wrapped in bread what makes it a wellington?

It's sitting on a piece. I swear to God it could be on the mashed potatoes. Maybe it yeah It looks good it looks damn really really good yeah, suck my dick what you relax No, you guys shitting on the beat the b-dub well you described was completely different You also haven't proven anything. Yeah, it's not how a premature dick suck You guys shitting on the beat the B dub well you described was completely different Yeah, it's not how premature dick-suck Have you met T Bob I just did you did yeah Mean picture of me it was a video. It was good. Okay. I think he's young high hopes for the two He could be on the young. Oh for sure. I have high hopes for part really oh I got it TJ I got it you found it yeah why did AI oh yeah this is gonna be great Dana oh my god this looks incredible I know I said

TJ this is I think this is exactly what you're gonna have I hope this wedding has big ravioli You're an open bar Dana are you doing an open bar? Yeah That's it Eat that beef wellington ravioli mashed potato. Yeah It does look good Nothing will gravy wouldn't a little gravy would cure it if you if you put that in front of me I would in s. Oh, I would just dive right in Dude, yeah. Yeah, we're doing a bar. Yeah

Are you gonna go like beer or liquor or both me I'll do beer Yeah, they're gonna make it in a an event like you chugging you should not how tight is the suit? Are we worried about no? I just got it the other day and I had to send it back. So it's too big Wow Good for you. Yep, and I thought I was delusional for telling the lady that when I got it fitted I said I'm coming back in a few months, and it's not gonna be the same Said I hear that all the time called your shot. I did wow yes, and I stabbed my stomach with those I'm pick multiple times Does it hurt no wow That's what. That's it. That's it. This is what I was talking about.

What do we eat? That's what he said, yeah. Yeah. We'll take your word for it. That's exactly what you described. And again, yeah, the math, if you say no mashed potatoes, it will not stand. It'll slide right off.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sir, what you're not kidding is the mashed potatoes act as an adhesive. That does. Between the big radios. That is what was in my head, yeah.

Uh. Oh. All right, TJ, let's spin the wheel because we gotta get going. Oh, that's so good. Short rib Wellington ravioli over seared petite filet mignon. Alright, so... I had a lot of the words right. Short rib Wellington ravioli So that well is in the red Over seared petite filet mignon. Where did you get mashed potatoes?

Double meat so that means the the beef is inside of the thing on top of a filet mignon Yeah, seared, but I you thought petite was You did like a rushing nest nesting doll of beef well I had all this I had all the ingredients there I swear no how you yeah, yeah, you're right the stacking I don't know how to stack them we do not have put them together all right now I want as part of your move to Chicago. I think the first week you have to make As part of your move to Chicago, I think the first week you have to make with Chef Honey. Yep. Oh, yeah. Wellington ravioli mashed potato. Yep. Mm hmm. Oh, are you approved the Yolk Station? Dude, yes.

All right. That was the quickest approval he's ever given. Like that's that thing is going to print. I've been losing sleep over. No, I do. I will say the only stipulation I have is I'm backing up Nick on this one has to have a podcast feed. All right. Yeah. Yeah. It's just it's easier for sales. You're right. I would listen to that podcast. Just I would say look, look, look. Yeah. Big Cat was hilarious on that episode. Maybe I'll have a beer episode. End of the burp. Yeah. Beer sponsored. That'd be good. Eight years in. Still burp. Yeah beer sponsor. That would be good eight years in still no beer Yeah, that's still

Whatever when you when we had that conversation in the car and we're like wait You're not sponsoring at least you have all that money from the zillion beers merch. All right Okay, let's spin it. DraftKings. Oh, Stephen, do DraftKings real quick. The NBA Finals are almost here and every play could be the one that changes everything. This is the NBA playoffs where heroes rise, legacies are built and the action never lets up. With the DraftKings sports pick, an official sports pick partner of the NBA.

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I think he's doing... Fuck. I feel like we're due for a check-in on that. I forgot he texted me earlier this week. That's my fault. He's going gonna do a southeast purple hat week in July. Very nice. What states?

I don't know. Yes. So he's gonna be back on it. Good. Good. Yeah. There's a glaring hole in the southeast over there. Yep. Yeah, hammer it. I spin that wheel TJ. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. You're gonna hammer it. Alright, spin that wheel TJ. Alright. Oh, perfect. Alright,

we'll see everyone tomorrow. Thanks, Dana. Yup. Thank you. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. We're doing Yankee Slop. It's the act. It's the act. I'm out Thursday and Friday, so treat the tech guys nice please. Alright, I'll see you guys on Tuesday. No show on Monday.

Love you guys. Bye.